Sounds Like An ONT Kimosabee

Q: What does the Lone Ranger advise for the ONT?

A: Do-a-dump, do-a-dump, do-a-dump-dump-dump!

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Tonight's ONT is brought to you by tea:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Welcome back, Cuckstream riders!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 27, 2020 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

2 Good evening, y'all!

Posted by: Bert G at February 27, 2020 10:02 PM (OMsf+)

3 Sure.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 27, 2020 10:02 PM (HuH1F)

4 Zazsbot

Posted by: Orson at February 27, 2020 10:02 PM (a/AB1)

5 Evening all!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 10:02 PM (Y4EXg)

6 I saw content although I did scroll through it very quickly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 10:02 PM (XVuno)

7 Corgi stampede.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 10:03 PM (xSo9G)

8 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at February 27, 2020 10:03 PM (JFzNN)

9 In before runner aka The Devil.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 27, 2020 10:03 PM (O0kfy)

10 st?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 10:03 PM (2/z/x)

11 not even top ten. drat.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 27, 2020 10:04 PM (4a9Vv)

12 more like "shit"....

oh well, i got one mid-day, so winning!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 10:04 PM (2/z/x)

13 Excellent ONT, WeirdDave!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 27, 2020 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

14 China reports 433 new cases yesterday and 327 today.


If true, fantastic news.

Yes, if true.

Posted by: Ha at February 27, 2020 10:07 PM (EsGqq)

15 yA ALL LET ME KNOW...when your ready for (sorry for shouting)
The Scavenger hunt......

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 10:08 PM (kFkpX)

16 ONT Greetings to y'all, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2020 10:08 PM (QzJWU)

17 And just what does an ONT sound like?



Spring was never waiting for us, 'ette
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in comments

Between the greyish boxes and plain text
Slapped love's hot, fevered iron
Like a Book Thread pair of pants

Overnight Thread's melting in the web
Barrel's sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left tears lost out in the rain

I don't think Sally can fake it
'Cause the fat man sitting naked
And I'll never do this kind of thing again,

oh noooooo
oh noooooooooooooooo

Posted by: mindful webworker
Not foreheads. Four heads!
at February 27, 2020 10:08 PM (Cd8NC)

18 I'm on my 4th pot of coffee.
I wonder if there will be sleep issues tonight.
I know the BP is out of this world.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2020 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

19 It's a very good ONT, and even features my favorite cerebral comic, SMBC, but...sigh...nothing can measure up to the Cuck Conference.

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 10:09 PM (dOV9E)

20 China is the home base for the start....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 10:09 PM (kFkpX)

21 Is the soft carry case the banana hammock?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 10:09 PM (NWiLs)

22 I'm on my 4th pot of coffee.

I wonder if there will be sleep issues tonight.

I know the BP is out of this world.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2020 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

If you get urges to paint the house or jog to europe you might want to switch to water, lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2020 10:09 PM (9Om/r)

23 I coulda been a contendah...for a top ten...but I read the content.

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 10:10 PM (ZXnzo)

24 This is...eclectic.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2020 10:10 PM (axyOa)

25 The time-traveling Hitler plot would make a great new Star Wars movie, if only Hitler was played by an unlikeable man-hating lesbian actress.

Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at February 27, 2020 10:10 PM (XVuno)

26 That's not ONT theme! That's MacArthur Park! My dad used to play that on an 8-track!!!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 10:10 PM (/+bwe)

27 Nice ONT WD!

{{{{Horde}}}}

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 27, 2020 10:10 PM (/UQ/R)

28 Good evening, Horde.

Funny ONT, WeirdDave!

I got nuthin.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

29 What's a short ass?

Posted by: anatomy at February 27, 2020 10:11 PM (ACqut)

30 What's a short ass?


Posted by: anatomy at February 27, 2020 10:11 PM (ACqut)

Bloomberg

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2020 10:11 PM (9Om/r)

31 wds, ladyl!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 10:11 PM (KP5rU)

32 slide on in wit some VAL-u-RITE an puddin cups....the band is warming up and will rock yer socks tonight....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 10:11 PM (kFkpX)

33 I've never heard of "redshirting" (I too thought it meant sending them down to the planet to die before the first commercial).

I think it's fine to delay entry for a year. Their tiny little fingers would be great for manufacturing precision equipment.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 27, 2020 10:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

34 I have a lady friend who just sent me a wristwatch as a present. The watch is nice and it's a sweet thought but the wrist band is quite a bit too big.
She apologized for forgetting to ask for the measurements of my dick.
I've been laughing nonstop for hours.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 10:12 PM (Uu+Jp)

35 This is Leap Year?

thx

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 10:12 PM (QLPEO)

36 I would watch the shit out of that movie.

And I've heard good things about Yorkshire Tea.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at February 27, 2020 10:12 PM (UfRqq)

37 What's a short ass?

A miniture donkey, duh!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Illiterate Literary Critic ... at February 27, 2020 10:12 PM (LPnfS)

38 So the market crash is just a short squeeze, probably orchestrated by Soros and his ilk. That's about the most plausible explanation I've heard yet

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 27, 2020 10:12 PM (7ZQe3)

39 So I called out this weekend. I'm supposed to work but it still feels like getting kicked in the shorts if I move around too much. Hopefully it will even out by Wednesday, but I go back to the doc on Tuesday so if I'm still having problems I can let him know.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 10:12 PM (ZXnzo)

40 I know the BP is out of this world.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

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I know my personal best was 190/150 with my heart rate over 220 bpm.

Yeah, I didn't feel too good.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 10:12 PM (Y4EXg)

41 I think the tea tweet sound exactly like British tea would sound if it were sentient.

I wish I'd known about the reddit thing. Unless the men were trying to find a place to move into because their moms' basements are musty and their allergies are acting up.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 10:13 PM (/+bwe)

42 2008...but saved my house....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 10:13 PM (kFkpX)

43 I'm going to the local post-natal ward and laugh at all the babies who will only get one birthday every four years.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 10:13 PM (QLPEO)

44 Okay, kinda lame to hook a webwork on the time travel movie pitch toon, but.. I did do a short back-in-time-to-kill toon of m'own. Selfplugola over. Back to reading the post.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Time Traveler's Conundrum
at February 27, 2020 10:14 PM (Cd8NC)

45 Somebody with connections should suggest rebooting Downfall with female Hitler.

Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2020 10:14 PM (l3+k2)

46 Pictures make reading easy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2020 10:14 PM (3H9h1)

47 I'm on my 4th pot of coffee.
I wonder if there will be sleep issues tonight.
I know the BP is out of this world.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Will check back in with you around 3 am

Posted by: Orson at February 27, 2020 10:14 PM (a/AB1)

48 {{{WDS}}}
{{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 10:14 PM (NWiLs)

49 She apologized for forgetting to ask for the measurements of my dick.
I've been laughing nonstop for hours.
Posted by: Northernlurker

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Don't waste time with us Man! Send her some BS numbers!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 10:14 PM (Y4EXg)

50 So the market crash is just a short squeeze, probably orchestrated by Soros and his ilk.

If so their timing is awful or its a trial run

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 10:14 PM (KZzsI)

51 Sue, you're shouting at tea.

I've been known to shout at my computer monitor.

And my car when it breaks.

Shit happens.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 10:14 PM (XF4b8)

52 40 I know the BP is out of this world.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

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I know my personal best was 190/150 with my heart rate over 220 bpm.

Yeah, I didn't feel too good.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 10:12 PM (Y4EXg)

I'm surprised your eyeballs didn't explode.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 10:15 PM (NWiLs)

53 I'm going to the local post-natal ward and laugh at all the babies who will only get one birthday every four years.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 10:13 PM (QLPEO)



Apparently one of the office drones at Mrs Hades school is a leap year nugget. I told her that's why he's so useless, he's still young.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 10:15 PM (ZXnzo)

54 Unless the men were trying to find a place to move into because their moms' basements are musty and their allergies are acting up.

You say that like its a bad thing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 10:15 PM (KZzsI)

55 {{{Horde}}}

With shout-outs to Insom, Jim, WDS, Chavez, Wing!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

56 What's a short ass?

A miniture donkey, duh!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Illiterate Literary Critic


An asset, you might say.

Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 10:15 PM (P1f+c)

57 I like Yorkshire Tea. And I'm glad they aren't backing down.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 27, 2020 10:15 PM (Lqy/e)

58 Ha, so true about that welfare queen Jupiter. As of this writing it has 79 moons and counting.

My favorite names:

Hegemone
Kale
Megaclit(e)

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 27, 2020 10:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

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Cancel and Shun.

If the Left isn't "cancelling" you, they're shunning you.

And if you're not "shunning" those who must be shunned, then you must be shunned...and cancelled.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 10:15 PM (dyd6F)

60 Yeah, I didn't feel too good.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 10:12 PM (Y4EXg)

I'm surprised your eyeballs didn't explode.
Posted by: Insomniac

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I insisted I could walk to the cardiac unit.

Protip: ER nurses are tougher than they look.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 10:16 PM (Y4EXg)

61 If so their timing is awful or its a trial run

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I'm betting on a trial run with a big crash set for a couple months out from the election. Just like 2008

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 27, 2020 10:16 PM (7ZQe3)

62 33 I've never heard of "redshirting" (I too thought it meant sending them down to the planet to die before the first commercial).

I think it's fine to delay entry for a year. Their tiny little fingers would be great for manufacturing precision equipment.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 27, 2020 10:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

They're also great for getting into those really tight coal mine tunnels.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 10:16 PM (NWiLs)

63 {{{{chavez}}}}}

{{{{Insom}}}}}

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 27, 2020 10:16 PM (/UQ/R)

64 I know my personal best was 190/150 with my heart rate over 220 bpm.

Yeah, I didn't feel too good.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 10:12 PM (Y4EXg)

Holy cow!!! Glad you got past it. Stroke territory, wow.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 27, 2020 10:17 PM (RAckx)

65 Studies show that the mean life expectancy of a person born on February 29 is just 21 years.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 10:17 PM (XVuno)

66 Somebody with connections should suggest rebooting Downfall with female Hitler.


Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2020 10:14 PM (l3+k2)


I've always wanted DMX to play Hitler, and the SS are all werewolves. Maybe Beyonce as Eva Braun.

Posted by: Hollywood Head at February 27, 2020 10:17 PM (2N7oZ)

67 Short girls are fun but the one I dated had no daddy complex and did not want to be treated like a little kid.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 10:17 PM (KZzsI)

68 I know the BP is out of this world.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

I know my personal best was 190/150 with my heart rate over 220 bpm.
Posted by: Tonypete


When you can hear your own hair growing, it's time to switch to decaf.

Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 10:17 PM (P1f+c)

69 I'm going to the local post-natal ward and laugh at all the babies who will only get one birthday every four years.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 10:13 PM (QLPEO)


I got married on 2/29. And of course I suggested we do anniversaries every 4 years. She was not amused.

Go figure.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 10:18 PM (XF4b8)

70 Now....SARS...think geopolitics and run some relative time lines............tic-tok...tic-tok......things pop out ...yes?

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 10:18 PM (kFkpX)

71 The Hitler vs time travelers comic strip made me lol
Reminds me of a gag

Posted by: vmom 2020 v18 at February 27, 2020 10:18 PM (G546f)

72 That redshirt cartoon is great, I love the animals chosen for the Star Trek characters. Kirk as a puppy, Spock as an owl

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 10:18 PM (KZzsI)

73 65 Studies show that the mean life expectancy of a person born on February 29 is just 21 years.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 10:17 PM (XVuno)

That's what they get for being mean.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

74 waiting.........

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 10:18 PM (kFkpX)

75 Great ONT, WeirdDave!

Way to go, Eris - isn't this two first place shows in consecutive ONTs?

Pray for our President and valiant warriors.

And yes, fuck Mitt Romney. Sideways with a pitchfork.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 27, 2020 10:19 PM (WFcrO)

76 My cousin married a girl who unfortunately was born on April 1. She's pretty defensive about it, I can guess she got a lot of crap over the years from kids.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 10:19 PM (KZzsI)

77 Imagine having to wait 84 years to buy a beer.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 27, 2020 10:19 PM (xPl2J)

78 I think it's fine to delay entry for a year. Their tiny little fingers would be great for manufacturing precision equipment.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 27, 2020 10:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

Highly skilled 20 mm round polishers

Posted by: Fox2! at February 27, 2020 10:19 PM (qyH+l)

79 I know the BP is out of this world.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2020 10:08 PM (aA3+G)


Intergalactic BP is the best BP.

Posted by: RickZ at February 27, 2020 10:19 PM (Y8PSl)

80 Well roonz and roonettez, I'm going to call it early today. Being on the mend has changed me from being a night owl to a daywalker, it's going to be tough to change it back.
Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 10:19 PM (ZXnzo)

81 The Hitler vs time travelers comic strip made me lol
Posted by: vmom 2020 v18


You know, I'd probably watch that movie.

Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 10:19 PM (P1f+c)

82 I want to time travel past this weekend. I don't want to do any of this.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 27, 2020 10:20 PM (Lqy/e)

83 Pictures make reading easy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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This a hateful thing to say. Expect a notice to report to Sensitivity Camp.

Posted by: Blind guy at February 27, 2020 10:20 PM (xSo9G)

84 You say that like its a bad thing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 10:15 PM

On my three forays into dating since I moved here about ten years ago, two of them were interested in moving in REALLY soon. I'm old-fashioned and wouldn't move in with a boyfriend, so it was off-putting to have a man dropping hints on the third date. YMMV

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 10:20 PM (/+bwe)

85 You know, I'd probably watch that movie.
Posted by: mikeski


Or at least the MST3King rifftraxing of it.

Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 10:20 PM (P1f+c)

86 Hey everybody. After 37 years away, I finally got to visit Disneyland again!

Now I have a restraining order from Tinkerbell.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2020 10:20 PM (L2ZTs)

87 I want to time travel past this weekend. I don't want to do any of this.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

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We'll be with you in spirit if that thought helps.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 10:20 PM (Y4EXg)

88 BP
My highest, on a very bad day, was 320/240.
Did I mention it was a bad day?
Got put on meds right then and put to bed.
Haven't been without meds since.
Very bad day.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 27, 2020 10:21 PM (4f3g0)

89 18 I'm on my 4th pot of coffee.
I wonder if there will be sleep issues tonight.
I know the BP is out of this world.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2020 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

If I drank 4 pots of coffee, I would have sleep issues for a week.

Need my morning coffee. Can't have more than 2 (large) cups. Can't handle caffeine at all after noon or sleeplessness is guaranteed.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 27, 2020 10:21 PM (d6Ksn)

90 Pleasant dreams, GGE!

Will you and you kilt be at NoVaMoMee?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 27, 2020 10:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

91 NaughtyPine #26: That's not ONT theme! That's MacArthur Park! My dad used to play that on an 8-track!!!

Oh, huh. How 'bout that.

Milady says: I didn't know anybody ever played that song on purpose. But it sure got a lot of radio play.

(Isn't she great, folks? Tell her she should get on here and make her own comments.)

Posted by: mindful webworker
Time Traveler's Conundrum
at February 27, 2020 10:21 PM (Cd8NC)

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I like Yorkshire Tea. And I'm glad they aren't backing down.
Posted by: Notsothoreau


Earl Grey wimped out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 10:21 PM (aKsyK)

93 Watch that BP, Mis Hum!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 27, 2020 10:22 PM (d6Ksn)

94 The hitler time travel thing reminds me of a plot some 'ron here came up with: Hitler was driven crazy and filled with hate for Jews by time traveling Jews trying to kill him over and over.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 10:22 PM (KZzsI)

95 The hitler time travel thing reminds me of a plot some 'ron here came up with: Hitler was driven crazy and filled with hate for Jews by time traveling Jews trying to kill him over and over.

Hah!

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 10:22 PM (QLPEO)

96 Earl Grey wimped out.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


That's why he's been an Earl for centuries without a promotion.

Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 10:22 PM (P1f+c)

97 From Insty:

A local cleric from the Iranian city of Qom has suggested a novel cure for the new coronavirus - the pre-bedtime rectal administration of violet leaf oil.

Users on Twitter describe how the Ayatollah Tabrizian has publicly denounced Western medicine as "un-Islamic".


No wonder coronavirus is turning into a pandemic in Iran.

Posted by: Bozo The Clown! at February 27, 2020 10:22 PM (I2/tG)

98 Now I have a restraining order from Tinkerbell.

You were just supposed to BELIEVE in her, not grope her

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 10:22 PM (KZzsI)

99 40
Uhm....911 is you only option....jeezo...you sweat constantly don't you....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 10:22 PM (kFkpX)

100 Hola Fapettes and Fapees. Killing some time before the scotch kicks in. Also some secret photo shoot at the facility tomorrow for a top secret 2021 sports car. NDA's so I can't speculate about it but I got paid handsomely for the location.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 27, 2020 10:23 PM (bttOm)

101 Imagine having to wait 84 years to buy a beer.


Posted by: Mark1971 at February 27, 2020 10:19 PM (xPl2J)


Hmm, or indentured to pirates? I'll work on that.

Posted by: W. S. Gilbert at February 27, 2020 10:23 PM (2N7oZ)

102 Time travelling Kristol keeps trying to defeat Trump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 10:23 PM (aKsyK)

103 Someone up there: What's a short ass?

Some Moron awhile back proposed always putting a hyphen after "ass" when thus employed in a sentence.

e.g. "short ass-gf"

Meaning.. I guess, that would suggest one has a gf for one purpose, another gf for another purpose?

Posted by: mindful webworker
Time Traveler's Conundrum
at February 27, 2020 10:24 PM (Cd8NC)

104 I know my personal best was 190/150 with my heart rate over 220 bpm.



Yeah, I didn't feel too good.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 10:12 PM (Y4EXg)

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LOL... i beat that Sys was north of 200, and dis wasn't far behind.

chlorphineramine and pseudoephedrine so i could breathe, Santa Ana winds, a Classic Coke, just before i got on the road, and LA freeway traffic on the 1 Oh Worst and the 4 or 5 hour freeways trying to get to North Hills on time for the appointment.

they were horrified, and were telling me i couldn't leave, and that they were going to admit me.

my EKG was absolutely normal, which stunned them, and i wasn't going to let them admit me anyway.

F the VA.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 10:24 PM (2/z/x)

105 I want to time travel past this weekend. I don't want to do any of this.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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As you know, life doesn't seem to have much respect for our wishes. We just have to muddle through as best we can.

Any more thoughts on Tennessee?

Posted by: Blind guy at February 27, 2020 10:24 PM (xSo9G)

106 Sure, Hitler would be tough to kill by going back in time because he would be ready for it.

Mr. Rogers, on the other hand, would be a sitting duck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 10:24 PM (XVuno)

107 /Blind guy

I can see!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 10:24 PM (xSo9G)

108 97 From Insty:

A local cleric from the Iranian city of Qom has suggested a novel cure for the new coronavirus - the pre-bedtime rectal administration of violet leaf oil.

Users on Twitter describe how the Ayatollah Tabrizian has publicly denounced Western medicine as "un-Islamic".

No wonder coronavirus is turning into a pandemic in Iran.
Posted by: Bozo The Clown! at February 27, 2020 10:22 PM (I2/tG)

But their asses are flowery

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2020 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

109 I will say, Tinkerbell is hot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 10:25 PM (XVuno)

110 Uhm....911 is you only option....jeezo...you sweat constantly don't you....
Posted by: Nightwatch

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That's the thing - I wasn't. Just didn't feel right. Drove myself to the ER - really, really dumb.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 10:25 PM (Y4EXg)

111 Kung Fury

https://youtu.be/bS5P_LAqiVg

80s-ness and ironic cheese go up to 11

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2020 10:25 PM (LxTcq)

112 86 Hey everybody. After 37 years away, I finally got to visit Disneyland again!

Now I have a restraining order from Tinkerbell.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2020 10:20 PM (L2ZTs)

Shouldn't have tried giving her the clap.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

113 Mr. Rogers, on the other hand, would be a sitting duck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 10:24 PM (XVuno)


Good luck, dude was a stone cold killer.

Posted by: King Friday XII at February 27, 2020 10:26 PM (2N7oZ)

114 I will say, Tinkerbell is hot.

She's the ultimate example of Rule #1 though. She be cray-cray, as the kids say

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 10:26 PM (KZzsI)

115 The old Hitler time travel gag I know is that when Israel invents time travel, Mossad keeps sending agents back in time trying to kill Hitler before he gains power. Each time they fail they go back earlier.

Basically Hitler grows up fending off these attacks since childhood, so he develops a deep fear and hatred of Jews.

But the comic strip has a better twist

Posted by: vmom 2020 v18 at February 27, 2020 10:26 PM (G546f)

116 88 BP
My highest, on a very bad day, was 320/240.
Did I mention it was a bad day?
Got put on meds right then and put to bed.
Haven't been without meds since.
Very bad day.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 27, 2020 10:21 PM (4f3g0)

Mine was only 189/80 this morning.
I do take BP meds.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2020 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

117 A local cleric from the Iranian city of Qom has suggested a novel cure for the new coronavirus - the pre-bedtime rectal administration of violet leaf oil.

Users on Twitter describe how the Ayatollah Tabrizian has publicly denounced Western medicine as "un-Islamic".



WHAT IS THE DEAL ISLAM AND BUTT STUFF?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 10:27 PM (JCrfD)

118 But their asses are flowery

The coronavirus is getting into the Iranian political class - I believe a couple of ministers have it, as well as the "mayor" of a district in Teheran.

If it knocks off Khamenei, I''ll buy a bottle of champagne to celebrate.

Posted by: Bozo The Clown! at February 27, 2020 10:27 PM (I2/tG)

119 I'm on my 4th pot of coffee.
I wonder if there will be sleep issues tonight.
I know the BP is out of this world.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2020 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

If you get urges to paint the house or jog to europe you might want to switch to water, lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2020 10:09 PM (9Om/r)
* * * *

Dude, I was going to suggest decaf, but water would work nicely - maybe even better.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 27, 2020 10:27 PM (WFcrO)

120 I hate when I think an ad is part of the ONT.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 10:27 PM (Orx/W)

121 Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 27, 2020 10:21 PM (4f3g0)

With those numbers you would expect a rip in the time space continuum. Glad you got it under control.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 27, 2020 10:27 PM (22dRD)

122 This just in----- Senator Romney is not satisfied with the quality and direction of the existing conservative gatherings and is starting a new group known as the Conservative Republican Activist Policy. Or Cee RAP.

Posted by: Garrison Feeler at February 27, 2020 10:27 PM (KGb/R)

123 A local cleric from the Iranian city of Qom has suggested a novel cure for the new coronavirus - the pre-bedtime rectal administration of violet leaf oil.

Users on Twitter describe how the Ayatollah Tabrizian has publicly denounced Western medicine as "un-Islamic".

No wonder coronavirus is turning into a pandemic in Iran.
Posted by: Bozo The Clown! at February 27, 2020 10:22 PM (I2/tG)

I take it they'll refuse any corona virus vaccine created by the evil Zionists.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 27, 2020 10:27 PM (d6Ksn)

124 47 I'm on my 4th pot of coffee.
I wonder if there will be sleep issues tonight.
I know the BP is out of this world.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


MisHum!

Be careful with the coffee.

A half cup a day is all I can manage, unless I go out to breakfast.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

125
Milady says: I didn't know anybody ever played that song on purpose. But it sure got a lot of radio play.

(Isn't she great, folks? Tell her she should get on here and make her own comments.)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Time Traveler's Conundrum
at February 27, 2020 10:21 PM (Cd8NC)

It was Andy Williams' Greatest Hits.

Yeah, she should get on here! Be an 'ette!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 10:28 PM (/+bwe)

126 OK scavenger hunt a bust....want a thing about SARS....or hell boobies...with an angle to COVI-19....not hoping much....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 10:28 PM (kFkpX)

127 I would love to write up that time travel turns Hitler bad as a short story but it would be too easy to interpret as some kind of defense of Hitler or attack on Jews instead of a really clever, witty examination of the inevitability of history and how time travel just gives you the same results

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 10:28 PM (KZzsI)

128 I can see from the cartoon and some comments above that "What is Redshirting?" is an excellent question to separate true sports fans from the wannabes.

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2020 10:28 PM (AMIL/)

129 BP is like Coronavirus
Don't test
Don't have problem

Posted by: vmom 2020 v18 at February 27, 2020 10:28 PM (G546f)

130 Would the Mossad agents have a country to go back to if they killed Hitler?

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 27, 2020 10:28 PM (xPl2J)

131 Hope it settles for you Mis Hum.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 10:28 PM (Y4EXg)

132 I'm not saying MisHum has had too much coffee but his neighbor just hooked MH up to his Tesla for a recharge :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2020 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)

133 Holy cow, BP is dangerous stuff. Take care you guys. We need you for the battle that lies ahead.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 27, 2020 10:29 PM (7ZQe3)

134 Good evening.

Guys, I have wonderful news!

Last week I was shitting my brains out.

This week I have not been shitting my brains out.

I'm so...so...*sniff*...HAPPY!

Posted by: Robert sea trucking ain't easy at February 27, 2020 10:29 PM (DhezQ)

135 Goering would be easier to hit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 10:29 PM (XVuno)

136 134 Good evening.

Guys, I have wonderful news!

Last week I was shitting my brains out.

This week I have not been shitting my brains out.

I'm so...so...*sniff*...HAPPY!
Posted by: Robert sea trucking ain't easy at February 27, 2020 10:29 PM (DhezQ)

That's because your brains are all gone.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 10:29 PM (NWiLs)

137 Some Moron awhile back proposed always putting a hyphen after "ass" when thus employed in a sentence.

e.g. "short ass-gf"

Meaning.. I guess, that would suggest one has a gf for one purpose, another gf for another purpose?

Posted by: mindful webworker


So, a true generalist? Neither an ass man, a breast man, nor a leg man?

(Alternately, mormon "head wife" joke goes here.)

Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 10:29 PM (P1f+c)

138
Mine was only 189/80 this morning.
I do take BP meds.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2020 10:26 PM (aA3+G)


My BP is normally 106/ 68, unless I've taken ibuprofen. Then it soars.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:29 PM (TdMsT)

139 95 The hitler time travel thing reminds me of a plot some 'ron here came up with: Hitler was driven crazy and filled with hate for Jews by time traveling Jews trying to kill him over and over.

Hah!
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 10:22 PM (QLPEO)

Next time, send a Mossad guy to do it right!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 27, 2020 10:30 PM (d6Ksn)

140 I gotta admit violet flavored toots might be a change for the better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 10:30 PM (KZzsI)

141 That short gf meme, really asking to be Raptor chow

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2020 10:30 PM (WnLEH)

142 If I can sell these two places, I'm buying a mini motor home and a small covered trailer. I will head for East TN and look for a house to buy.

It's a lot like the usual Horde plan

1) Sell two places
2) ......
3) Move to TN!

No idea how to get to number one at this point.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 27, 2020 10:30 PM (Lqy/e)

143 If the Left isn't "cancelling" you, they're shunning you.

And if you're not "shunning" those who must be shunned, then you must be shunned...and cancelled.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 10:15 PM (dyd6F)


Yeah my policy (not that I have had the opportunity) is to never ever hire a liberal. I'm not even mad about it, I just think reciprocity is more essential to civics than good will.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2020 10:30 PM (LxTcq)

144 A half cup a day is all I can manage, unless I go out to breakfast.
Posted by: Ladyl
--------

Well, if I were in charge, I would cut MH back to a pot a day. I expect he would become surly, however.

For some of us, coffee is not merely a hot beverage, it is life-support,

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 10:30 PM (xSo9G)

145 I don't understand why AR-15s sell so well with a bunch of marlarky as a key internal component. You'd think it just wouldn't work well. Maybe the 100mg of Zoloft helps offset the malarky

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 10:31 PM (KZzsI)

146 Goering would be easier to hit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 10:29 PM (XVuno)


Nope. He's a fixed point in time.

Posted by: Dr Who at February 27, 2020 10:31 PM (2N7oZ)

147 Hey....

I've got an angle on N-95 masks...ya gotta marry my sister

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 10:31 PM (kFkpX)

148 33 I've never heard of "redshirting" (I too thought it meant sending them down to the planet to die before the first commercial).

I think it's fine to delay entry for a year. Their tiny little fingers would be great for manufacturing precision equipment.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 27, 2020 10:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

-----------------------------------

I've heard it in reference to school sports. As I understand it, it's a way of extending a student's eligibility to play.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 27, 2020 10:31 PM (CAJOC)

149 If you can manage an erection after all that coffee your blood pressure is just fine.

Posted by: Garrison Feeler at February 27, 2020 10:31 PM (KGb/R)

150 I take it they'll refuse any corona virus vaccine created by the evil Zionists.

After all, coronavirus is spread in Iran via the Joo weather machines!

Posted by: The 13th Imam! at February 27, 2020 10:31 PM (I2/tG)

151 Notsothoreau, like a Class B or C RV?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 10:31 PM (Y4EXg)

152 Sue does seem a little reactive.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2020 10:31 PM (EZebt)

153 That's because your brains are all gone.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 10:29 PM (NWiLs)

Hah! Shows what you know!

I never had any to begin with.

Posted by: Robert with the massive pwnage at February 27, 2020 10:32 PM (DhezQ)

154 Fixed your haiku for you.




4th pot of coffee.
BP is out of this world.
Sleep issues tonight.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Time Traveler's Conundrum
at February 27, 2020 10:32 PM (Cd8NC)

155 Mine was only 189/80 this morning.
I do take BP meds.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2020 10:26 PM (aA3+G)


Geez, that's before the 4 pots of coffee?

You might want to get the doc to make some 'adjustments'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 10:32 PM (XF4b8)

156 Apparently it's theoretically possible for a virus to get into the water and then into the rain

Posted by: vmom 2020 v18 at February 27, 2020 10:32 PM (G546f)

157 A Yorkshire Tea Sue really needs to be a meme stand in for PC Karens.

Posted by: Kazi at February 27, 2020 10:32 PM (0x00j)

158 I don't understand why AR-15s sell so well with a bunch of marlarky as a key internal component.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Well, you can't get it out of the legally-mandated locked case without the malar-key.

Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 10:33 PM (P1f+c)

159 Yorkshire Tea Sue is Runaround Sue's second cousin who lives in Massachusetts.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2020 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)

160 Redshirting is an old term. We used it discussing my son starting kindergarten 29 yrs ago.
They also used it when he played football in college.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 27, 2020 10:33 PM (a4qVe)

161 Night, rons and ettes!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 10:34 PM (/+bwe)

162 18 I'm on my 4th pot of coffee.
I wonder if there will be sleep issues tonight.
I know the BP is out of this world.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2020 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

Holy shit. Are you doing a Tweek Tweak impersonation?!

https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Tweek_Tweak

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 27, 2020 10:34 PM (tUOCc)

163 That's because your brains are all gone.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 10:29 PM (NWiLs)

Hah! Shows what you know!

I never had any to begin with.
Posted by: Robert with the massive pwnage at February 27, 2020 10:32 PM (DhezQ)


I'll be happy to share some of mine ...

Posted by: Abby Normal at February 27, 2020 10:34 PM (LPnfS)

164 I saw Violet Flavored Toots open for the Lemonheads at The Wave.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 27, 2020 10:34 PM (Dc2NZ)

165 Yep, class B or C. I've lived in .22' travel trailers before but don't intend to do this permanently. I could do a POD to move my things but I'd rather have it with me. I might have help with the driving.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 27, 2020 10:34 PM (Lqy/e)

166 Funny headline in the Times of Israel:

Sanders pitches black voters on ideas and history, not his Jewish faith

What Jewish faith?

He's as Jewish as Leon Trotsky.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 27, 2020 10:35 PM (I2/tG)

167 Yorkshire Tea Sue is Runaround Sue's second cousin who lives in Massachusetts.

Probably best to stay away from both of them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 10:35 PM (KZzsI)

168 One more Makers then it's off to bed. Night all

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 27, 2020 10:35 PM (7ZQe3)

169 DBCooper - How are you doing with your recovery? Sounds pretty good to me. If so, that's great to hear!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 27, 2020 10:35 PM (WFcrO)

170 My BP is normally 106/ 68, unless I've taken ibuprofen. Then it soars.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:29 PM (TdMsT)


{{{Ladyl}}}
With a BP like that, the only thing it can do is soar!

Posted by: OCD Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 10:35 PM (BiNEL)

171
Well, if I were in charge, I would cut MH back to a pot a day. I expect he would become surly, however.

For some of us, coffee is not merely a hot beverage, it is life-support,
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 10:30 PM (xSo9G)


I love the aroma and the anticipation of coffee, but I'm over it before I've finished the cup.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

172 I don't understand why AR-15s sell so well with a bunch of marlarky as a key internal component.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Because when they replaced the doo-hickeys with a bunch of malarky, the weapon was lighter and much more reliable.

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2020 10:35 PM (AMIL/)

173 My highest, on a very bad day, was 320/240.
Did I mention it was a bad day?
Got put on meds right then and put to bed.
Haven't been without meds since.
Very bad day.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 27, 2020 10:21 PM (4f3g0)

How are you alive? How did the machine register 320/240?

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 10:36 PM (+Smjf)

174 How did the machine register 320/240?

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu


With red lights and sirens, I hope.

Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 10:36 PM (P1f+c)

175 140/80

And I've been plowing red wine(with the occasional single malt scotch) since.....forever....and cigs...

Now that I've posted ..per ACE protocols......I should be dead within 2 years.....whatever...

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 10:37 PM (kFkpX)

176 "It is to be regretted that the rich and powerful too often bend the acts of government to their selfish purposes. Distinctions in society will always exist under every just government. Equality of talents, of education, or of wealth cannot be produced by human institutions. In the full enjoyment of the gifts of Heaven and the fruits of superior industry, economy, and virtue, every man is equally entitled to protection by law; but when the laws undertake to add to these natural and just advantages artificial distinctions, to grant titles, gratuities, and exclusive privileges, to make the rich richer and the potent more powerful, the humble members of society--the farmers, mechanics, and laborers--who have neither the time nor the means of securing like favors to themselves, have a right to complain of the injustice of their Government."

vs

"Please do look after yourself and try to be kind to others.
We're going to mute you now."

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2020 10:37 PM (6rS3m)

177 164 I saw Violet Flavored Toots open for the Lemonheads at The Wave.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 27, 2020 10:34 PM (Dc2NZ)

I saw them when they toured with Mud Honey.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 27, 2020 10:37 PM (ePQIH)

178

{{{Ladyl}}}
With a BP like that, the only thing it can do is soar!
Posted by: OCD Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 10:35 PM (BiNEL)


{{{Hrothgar}}}

I get a lot of fatigue, though, which I think may be my blood pressure.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

179 174 How did the machine register 320/240?

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu

With red lights and sirens, I hope.
Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 10:36 PM (P1f+c)

-----------------------------

I took my BP at one of those little stations they have in stores. It came back at 150/94. The screen was red.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 27, 2020 10:37 PM (CAJOC)

180 ll, if I were in charge, I would cut MH back to a pot a day. I expect he would become surly, however.

For some of us, coffee is not merely a hot beverage, it is life-support,
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 10:30 PM (xSo9G)


Surly?
****SNORT****

Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2020 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

181 My BP is normally 106/ 68, unless I've taken ibuprofen. Then it soars.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:29 PM (TdMsT)

are you actually alive ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 10:38 PM (rpxSz)

182 I saw Violet Flavored Toots open for the Lemonheads at The Wave.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 27, 2020 10:34 PM (Dc2NZ)

I saw them when they toured with Mud Honey.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 27, 2020 10:37 PM (ePQIH)


Remember that hard rock band from King Of The Hill, Big Mountain Fudgecake?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2020 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)

183 MisHum
I'm thinking you should switch to tea, stat!

Posted by: OCD Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 10:38 PM (BiNEL)

184 How are you alive? How did the machine register 320/240?
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 10:36 PM (+Smjf)

They turned off the rev limiter.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 27, 2020 10:38 PM (Vp3WC)

185 I take it they'll refuse any corona virus vaccine created by the evil Zionists.

Iranian scientists are hard at work determining exactly what substances need to be inserted anally to cure coronaviruses!

We have no need of Joo technology!

Posted by: The 13th Imam! at February 27, 2020 10:39 PM (I2/tG)

186 Yep, class B or C. I've lived in .22' travel trailers before but don't intend to do this permanently.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 27, 2020 10:34 PM (Lqy/e)


Travel trailers come in small calibers? The things I learn at this heah smaht military blog.

Posted by: RickZ at February 27, 2020 10:39 PM (Y8PSl)

187 i haven't drank four pots of coffee in my life. never got the attraction.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 10:39 PM (KP5rU)

188 169- LS-
Today actually is week 4 to the day after surgery. I got clearance to fly 2 weeks after surgery by the surgeon and doing ok minus getting my system to do something that resembles a schedule.. Other than that minor issue doing ok.
I had 6 incisions and they are still sore.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 27, 2020 10:39 PM (bttOm)

189 Soviet Fangirl spelled out "amrikkka" with three ks in Arabic. Tiresome, these people are.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 10:40 PM (ykYG2)

190 If I drank four pots of coffee, I'd both crap out my entire internal organ system, *and* probably become so hyper I'd get myself shot.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2020 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)

191 i haven't drank four pots of coffee in my life. never got the attraction.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

---

I do not understand the words in this order.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 10:40 PM (Y4EXg)

192 My BP is normally 106/ 68, unless I've taken ibuprofen. Then it soars.
Posted by: Ladyl

are you actually alive ?
Posted by: REDACTED


Might have to stand on her head every other minute to keep the blood flowing. Kinda like an hourglass.

Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 10:40 PM (P1f+c)

193 How did the machine register 320/240?

Calm down. It was metric.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 10:40 PM (JCrfD)

194
156 Apparently it's theoretically possible for a virus to get into the water and then into the rain
Posted by: vmom 2020 v18 at February 27, 2020 10:32 PM (G546f)

WTF?!?! What's next, it summons cenobites to your bedroom every night?

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 10:41 PM (+Smjf)

195 Posted by: DBCooper at February 27, 2020 10:39 PM (bttOm)

Time to buzz the tower. Glad you are mending quickly.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 27, 2020 10:41 PM (lASnf)

196 183 MisHum
I'm thinking you should switch to tea, stat!
Posted by: OCD Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 10:38 PM (BiNEL)


Maybe dear MisHum should eschew all caffeine!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

197 The short gf pic made me think of this shirt girl I worked with some time back.

Five feet tall, huge tits, and wore hoodies.

I lusted mightily for her.

Posted by: Robert at February 27, 2020 10:41 PM (DhezQ)

198 Surly?
****SNORT****
Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian
---------

Possible link for Sat. Coffee Thread:

https://tinyurl.com/wozybj5

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 10:42 PM (xSo9G)

199 The three stages of the smell of coffee:
1. Fresh ground - pretty good.
2. Fresh brewed - wonderful.
3. Discarded coffee grounds, after a couple of hours - nasty.

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2020 10:42 PM (AMIL/)

200 Ya know...
Meth has been touted as a cure-all for coffee....yep...seen our city streets lately?

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 10:42 PM (kFkpX)

201 I have a bit of an urgent prayer request. I know this isn't the normal channels. But as I say, urgent. My nephew was found dead. As nice a human as you could ever meet. Seriously. He was a youth pastor at a church for the last 15 years. The Facebook posts from his young congregants are heartbreaking. He was 42. Left behind 2 young daughters and wife.

My sister Is practically hysterical about this. As you would expect. The detective says they are investigating this as a homicide but, I just heard that he had been prescribed antidepressants that were "messing with his mind".

It seems maybe "best case scenario" is that he didn't take his wife and girls with him when it all got to be too much and we should be thankful for that. But why it would be that terrible for him is a mystery.

Thank you all for your prayers in advance.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 27, 2020 10:42 PM (c87bD)

202
181 My BP is normally 106/ 68, unless I've taken ibuprofen. Then it soars.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:29 PM (TdMsT)

are you actually alive ?
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 10:38 PM (rpxSz)


It's in the normal range!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

203 156 Apparently it's theoretically possible for a virus to get into the water and then into the rain
Posted by: vmom 2020 v18 at February 27, 2020 10:32 PM (G546f)

I can verify this. I saw it in a documentary years ago. A crematoria spread an awful disease. The local first responders were overwhelmed.

No wait. That's The Return of The Living Dead .

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 27, 2020 10:42 PM (Wm5SB)

204 Maybe dear MisHum should eschew all caffeine!
Posted by: Ladyl

And then to immanentize the eschaton!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 10:42 PM (Y4EXg)

205 Good night, horde.

Hope you get some shut eye, Mis Hum.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 27, 2020 10:42 PM (d6Ksn)

206 When you post from your phone, anything could come through as a caliber.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 27, 2020 10:43 PM (Lqy/e)

207 And then to immanentize the eschaton!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 10:42 PM (Y4EXg)


What's that in English!?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

208 196 183 MisHum
I'm thinking you should switch to tea, stat!
Posted by: OCD Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 10:38 PM (BiNEL)


Maybe dear MisHum should eschew all caffeine!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:41 PM (TdMsT)


I detest tea
I love caffeine

It's the only vice I have

Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2020 10:43 PM (aA3+G)

209 I get a lot of fatigue, though, which I think may be my blood pressure.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

That sure seems low for a resting BP!
I have decided to ignore mine as it seems very erratic, and is lower in a doctor's office than when I take it at home!

Posted by: OCD Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 10:43 PM (BiNEL)

210 Just Lily - I will keep your dear nephew, and all your family, in my prayers.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 10:43 PM (Y4EXg)

211 Coming soon to an ONT near you:

Chernobyl 2: MisHum Meltdown Bugaloo
(Rated ES for Extra Surly)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2020 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)

212 195- Hey QID! Thanks!
The Forest Service Lead planes are all at Gateway for training this week and the Tower was so mad at them this afternoon it was hilarious. Missing calls, Tower was yelling...

Posted by: DBCooper at February 27, 2020 10:44 PM (bttOm)

213 Posted by: Just Lily at February 27, 2020 10:42 PM (c87bD)

Oh, I'm so sorry! What a terrible shock for you and your family!

Prayers on the way!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 27, 2020 10:44 PM (d6Ksn)

214 I like coffee and I've used most every brewing machine but I don't drink all that much of it. A big mug in the morning and maybe a smaller cup later.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 10:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

215 Oh my gosh, Just Lily, sending prayers to you and your family! I am so sorry for this tragic loss.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 27, 2020 10:44 PM (a4qVe)

216 Posted by: Just Lily at February 27, 2020 10:42 PM (c87bD)

That's awful. I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 10:45 PM (NWiLs)

217 199 The three stages of the smell of coffee:
1. Fresh ground - pretty good.
2. Fresh brewed - wonderful.
3. Discarded coffee grounds, after a couple of hours - nasty.
Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2020 10:42 PM (AMIL/)


Or if the brewed coffee has been sitting for more than ten minutes. Ugh. That horrible stale taste!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

218 So the public is in a panic, the stock market has tanked 4000 points and President Trump is tweeting crap about Mike Bloomberg, a guy who isn't going to win the nomination.

He just doesn't get it. The market will lose another thousand points tomorrow and he'll still be trolling Bloomberg.

Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiend at February 27, 2020 10:45 PM (Bd9dL)

219 What's that in English!?
Posted by: Ladyl

Bill Buckley use to say it. According to wiki: it means 'trying to make that which belongs to the afterlife happen here and now (on Earth).

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 10:45 PM (Y4EXg)

220 It's in the normal range!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

the Abbie range

Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 10:45 PM (rpxSz)

221 What's that in English!?
Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

That is English.

Posted by: Robert at February 27, 2020 10:45 PM (DhezQ)

222 The 20's will be lit as fuck when the Kung Flu virus rains begin.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 10:45 PM (+Smjf)

223 Posted by: Bozo The Clown! at February 27, 2020 10:22 PM (I2/tG)

Twitter had a picture of "sterilizing" an open, no private rooms, ward in Iran. A guy with a mask, but not across his mouth and nose, carrying a burning brazier. Ta-da! Sterilized.

People are probably safer in their own homes even if sick.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2020 10:45 PM (uquGJ)

224 Very heavy traffic this evening as I was out and about, way more than usual. Is everybody out panic buying supplies? Or packing up and fleeing the cities? It wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: Ripley at February 27, 2020 10:45 PM (UPTl7)

225 I can verify this. I saw it in a documentary years
ago. A crematoria spread an awful disease. The local first responders
were overwhelmed.



No wait. That's The Return of The Living Dead .

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 27, 2020 10:42 PM (Wm5SB)


Naked punk zombie chicks? Maybe the Woo Hoo flu isn't so bad. Of course we're going to need more paramedics.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at February 27, 2020 10:46 PM (2N7oZ)

226 Just Lily,

That's awful. Prayers for your nephew's family.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 27, 2020 10:46 PM (Lqy/e)

227 Posted by: DBCooper at February 27, 2020 10:44 PM (bttOm)

Saw that. Rumor I hear is they are breaking ground on a new tower in September. See what happens. Good luck this summer. I hope you are busy, but not too busy.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 27, 2020 10:46 PM (O0kfy)

228 Heartbreaking Just Lily. Praying.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 10:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

229
He just doesn't get it. The market will lose another thousand points tomorrow and he'll still be trolling Bloomberg.
Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiend at February 27, 2020 10:45 PM (Bd9dL)


Is your assumption that the market losses are due to Trump's comments about Bloomberg?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

230 (Bd9dL)


I was hoping we'd get a doomer and gloomer!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 10:47 PM (Y4EXg)

231 Just Lily-

That's heartbreaking. Exactly 3 months since my son took his own life... I can't imagine the impact on your nephew's wife & kids. Prayers up...

Posted by: Average Guy at February 27, 2020 10:47 PM (BaHwF)

232 Just Lily

Prayers ascending.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2020 10:47 PM (u82oZ)

233 Today actually is week 4 to the day after surgery. I got clearance to fly 2 weeks after surgery by the surgeon and doing ok minus getting my system to do something that resembles a schedule.. Other than that minor issue doing ok.
I had 6 incisions and they are still sore.
Posted by: DBCooper at February 27, 2020 10:39 PM (bttOm)
* * * *

Sounds like wonderful progress, DBCooper! The schedule will come with a little more time. The incisions seem to take the longest to stop being sore. Prayers continue!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 27, 2020 10:48 PM (WFcrO)

234 Is your assumption that the market losses are due to Trump's comments about Bloomberg?
Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)


he had to get certain keywords in to get paid the $2500/month. Strictly business.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 27, 2020 10:48 PM (aS1PU)

235 I was hoping we'd get a doomer and gloomer!!
Posted by: Tonypete

Well, a nattering nabob of negativism ain't nothin'.

Posted by: Miklos, guardedly optimistic at February 27, 2020 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

236 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/thtfh5u

https://tinyurl.com/vjo7ljl

https://tinyurl.com/uo7f2jd

https://tinyurl.com/yx66fhyw

https://tinyurl.com/v4zpqmg

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2020 10:48 PM (qAR6u)

237 Spent many summer weeks vacationing in Vilas County, Wis as a lad!
In the evening for fun, people would go down to the town garbage dump to watch the black bears forage through the trash.. Good times!
Then off to the ice cream store!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 27, 2020 10:49 PM (CjFDo)

238 I thought the cartoons were inspired. Really liked the one about the moons. Redshirting was good.

Another Hitler movie, as a good guy -- needs another 100 years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2020 10:49 PM (u82oZ)

239 Just Lily, prayers up!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2020 10:49 PM (a4EWo)

240 I have to have two cups of coffee in the morning - the first so I don't die, the second so I don't kill. Borrowed that from Steve Green. After that, it's decaf or I have issues of one kind or another.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 27, 2020 10:49 PM (WFcrO)

241
Is your assumption that the market losses are due to Trump's comments about Bloomberg?
Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
==================================

No, my assumption is Trump is scarily (from a political perspective) disengaged from the Virus issue and cares more about trolling a personal enemy.

Mike Bloomberg shouldn't be on his mind at all.

Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiend at February 27, 2020 10:49 PM (Bd9dL)

242 I'm off to bed.

I gotta get up early to hopefully make a delivery in Dallas tomorrow.

I may lie awake dreaming of the short girl with the luscious breasts I used to work with.

I may do...things.

I may not.

Who knows?

Good night.

Posted by: Robert at February 27, 2020 10:50 PM (DhezQ)

243
Thank you all for your prayers in advance.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 27, 2020 10:42 PM (c87bD)


Just Lily--I have just prayed for you and your nephew's family, that God will be merciful to you all, and surround you with comfort, peace and understanding.

I'm so terribly sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:50 PM (TdMsT)

244 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/vm9m5ky

https://tinyurl.com/tkbcam6

https://tinyurl.com/s9zk67m

https://tinyurl.com/rwckfv5

https://tinyurl.com/wq9o7ft

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2020 10:50 PM (qAR6u)

245 227 QID. Yeah 25 Mil for the Tower. Busy Airport now.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 27, 2020 10:51 PM (bttOm)

246 (Bd9dL) would rather talk about Trump than cure the corona virus, you asshole.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2020 10:51 PM (LxTcq)

247 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 27, 2020 10:49 PM (WFcr

Issues. Yeah I have a few

Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2020 10:51 PM (aA3+G)

248 OK....COVI-19 update.......

More people were still dead from the Flu in the US by a margin of 5:1 than all the current COVI-19 victims in the ENTIRE world to this date.

Keep watching the MSM to raise your Blood Pressure.

yep raise that BP...till ya stroke out...over ....what?

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 10:51 PM (kFkpX)

249 3. Discarded coffee grounds, after a couple of hours - nasty.
Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2020 10:42 PM (AMIL/)

when I bought my present house

I bought it from an old guy that lost his wife

when I looked at it, on the kitchen counter, by the sink

sat at least 2-3 weeks worth of used coffee grounds

and I didn't even have to pay for them

Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 10:51 PM (rpxSz)

250 233- LS
Thanks so much. Doing pretty good. Appreciate all the Prayers.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 27, 2020 10:51 PM (bttOm)

251 'Cause I'm a doomer, I'm a gloomer, I'm a midnight coomer. I post my bullshit just for fun.

Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiend at February 27, 2020 10:52 PM (2N7oZ)

252 Posted by: Just Lily at February 27, 2020 10:42 PM (c87bD)

Prayers up for you and your entire family. And blessings on you as you support that wife and children,

Suicide almost never makes sense to the survivors, but antidepressants seem far more dangerous to me than their prescribers and developers ever admit to.

Posted by: OCD Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 10:52 PM (BiNEL)

253 he had to get certain keywords in to get paid the $2500/month. Strictly business.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 27, 2020 10:48 PM (aS1PU)

Do they get more $$$ if they get us to respond or derail a thread? Because for a cut of Mikey's money, I'm guessing we could work something out.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 27, 2020 10:52 PM (Wm5SB)

254 And this Long Distance Dedication goes out to M.H. in Wisconsin!:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHEsE9yN2CY

Posted by: qdp "Casey Kasem" steve at February 27, 2020 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)

255 on my third beer tonight.

(it's o'Douls)

just finished 7 days with no booze at all, excepting the trace amounts in that. yay Lent!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 10:52 PM (ykYG2)

256 kbdabear

You are a giver. My goodness those are healthy women. And red hair. Sigh. Nostalgia can be a heavy burden.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2020 10:52 PM (u82oZ)

257
Bill Buckley use to say it. According to wiki: it means 'trying to make that which belongs to the afterlife happen here and now (on Earth).


Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 10:45 PM (Y4EXg)


Ahhh.

But isn't that what we're all trying to do?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

258 I always thought it was Earl Gray who silenced debate in England.

But it is only tonight that I learn it was Yorkshire Tea all along.

Posted by: Properly Pissed at February 27, 2020 10:53 PM (2JDMN)

259 kbdabear has the greatest collection of fun-bag pics in the entire world!
I especially like Ginger Thursday!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 27, 2020 10:53 PM (CjFDo)

260 Issues. Yeah I have a few
Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2020 10:51 PM (aA3+G)

But then again, too few to mention...

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 27, 2020 10:54 PM (z79tQ)

261 Thank you all for your prayers in advance.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 27, 2020 10:42 PM (c87bD)
* * * *

Prayers you have, and they are ascending. How tragic and heartbreaking, on so many levels. May God support you all during this time, and may you be provided with the answers you need to move forward. It is so hard to lose a loved one this way. I know. Even knowing they are at peace, resting in the arms of their Lord, can bring too little comfort.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 27, 2020 10:54 PM (WFcrO)

262 WWEscrewedTheFiend needs to get laid. at a goth bar, with Mistress Midnight Flame.

Or maybe she can just kick him in the balls.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 10:54 PM (ykYG2)

263 So the public is in a panic, the stock market has tanked 4000 points
---------

So... 'the public is in a panic?, and Dow is +1000 over the 52 week low?

Geeze, dude, you need to get out of the basement now and then.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 10:54 PM (xSo9G)

264 But isn't that what we're all trying to do?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:53 PM (TdMsT)


Is there any money in that?

Posted by: Christopher Buckley at February 27, 2020 10:54 PM (2N7oZ)

265 I'm so glad you're doing well, DB Cooper.

Greetings, Salty Dog!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

266 Keep watching the MSM to raise your Blood Pressure.

yep raise that BP...till ya stroke out...over ....what?
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 10:51 PM (kFkpX)

I haven't watched the MSM since 2nd term Bush. Ok, I watch Tucker clips on the web, and Glenn Beck Clips on the web with his deep dive into the Marxist Left after Obama was elected.
But,Why watch propaganda that lies to you and is designed to program you? I do my own research and form my own conclusions.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 10:55 PM (+Smjf)

267 And here's another Long Distance Dedication for M.H. for tomorrow:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GztV3yWNJJw

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2020 10:55 PM (L2ZTs)

268 I have kind of been lurking off and on today, I haven't seen Nurse, is she still stuck in the barrel? Ladyl have you heard from Jewels? I hope she is having fun (and that no one gets sick on the ship).

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2020 10:55 PM (a4EWo)

269 But isn't that what we're all trying to do?
Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

for we, that have a one way ticket to hell,

nope

Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 10:55 PM (rpxSz)

270 Dang.....

Ya ALL need to just Un-Fuck yourselves...hobo's excluded.


serious

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 10:56 PM (kFkpX)

271 {{{ Ladyl}}}


A wonderful evening to you.

Your BP shows how healthy you are. No wonder you smoke your opponents in tennis.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2020 10:56 PM (u82oZ)

272 Problem with short ass women - they will burn your house down if they see a spider.

Or so I hear.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2020 10:56 PM (WdocV)

273 Nurse said she tidied up the barrel and baked cookies!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 27, 2020 10:57 PM (Lqy/e)

274
No, my assumption is Trump is scarily (from a political perspective) disengaged from the Virus issue and cares more about trolling a personal enemy.

Mike Bloomberg shouldn't be on his mind at all.
Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiend at February 27, 2020 10:49 PM (Bd9dL)

So you're a mind reader now? Here's a thought: Maybe Trump realizes he isn't an expert in virology or epidemiology and has delegated the decisions to the best experts we have. Maybe his intent is to follow their advice and back them to the hilt on their decisions, and in the meantime maybe leave the panic inducing talking out of one's ass to the The Press.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 27, 2020 10:57 PM (Wm5SB)

275
I haven't watched the MSM since 2nd term Bush. Ok, I watch Tucker clips on the web, and Glenn Beck Clips on the web with his deep dive into the Marxist Left after Obama was elected.
But,Why watch propaganda that lies to you and is designed to program you? I do my own research and form my own conclusions.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 10:55 PM (+Smjf)


I haven't watched broadcast news in years. I get so angry I can't sleep.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:57 PM (TdMsT)

276 251 'Cause I'm a doomer, I'm a gloomer, I'm a midnight coomer. I post my bullshit just for fun.
Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiend at February 27, 2020 10:52 PM (2N7oZ)

Try laughing in times of extreme doom and gloom. Stop cooming

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 10:57 PM (+Smjf)

277 So if the FNM is going to call Trump weak on Corona virus shouldn't he go fulfill that promise and build the wall, right now....

...around California?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2020 10:57 PM (WdocV)

278 Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 27, 2020 10:54 PM (z79tQ)

Thanks, I think

Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2020 10:58 PM (aA3+G)

279
Some lady wearing a hijab T-boned another lady and me this afternoon while I was on my way to pick up my daughter from school.

So pissed. Totaled my car, she ran a red at about 60 mph, hit the other lady, went airborne and smashed into mine. She ended up flipped over. I can't believe we all walked away in this.


The other lady she hit first is the mom of one of my daughter's classmates, so we know each other. Counting our blessing we weren't seriously hurt, but now I have to go thru all the bs of insurance, rental cars, finding a new car, not to mention feeling all stiff for days.

tl,dr: bitch nearly killed me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2020 10:58 PM (r+sAi)

280 Prayers, Lily

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 27, 2020 10:59 PM (CjFDo)

281 BP.
The meds, and a better life style, ie not married to a lunatic, keeps my BP around 120/70.
I'm happy with that.
Also, being retired in a place I enjoy and not working over 100 hours a week.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 27, 2020 10:59 PM (4f3g0)

282 So if Corona virus comes here is literally everyone in Shitfranciso going to die, or just most of them?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2020 10:59 PM (WdocV)

283 Posted by: Average Guy at February 27, 2020 10:47 PM (BaHwF)

Prayers up from here for you AG.
That is an almost unimaginable loss!

Posted by: OCD Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 11:00 PM (BiNEL)

284 guy mohawk, prayers for you.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 11:00 PM (ykYG2)

285 Some lady wearing a hijab T-boned another lady and me this afternoon while I was on my way to pick up my daughter from school.
___

You know, we do have a solution for just this problem.

Posted by: Saudi Arabia at February 27, 2020 11:00 PM (WdocV)

286
A wonderful evening to you.

Your BP shows how healthy you are. No wonder you smoke your opponents in tennis.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2020 10:56 PM (u82oZ)


Thanks, Salty Dog. I played pretty average today. I just didn't have that extra spark.

How are you doing?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 11:00 PM (TdMsT)

287 Ugh, why is such a great topic like today's Music Thread tucked in so early, amongst so many serious daywalkers instead of the ONT Horde?

From the last thread, songs with great extended intros.

--The Cure: "Disintegration" https://youtu.be/BMOlZtpANa0

The Boo Radleys: "Lazarus"(12" version) https://youtu.be/MdumlGTe7og

Ultra Vivid Scene: "Mercy Seat" (12" version) https://youtu.be/94TY4gOli8w

Ride: "Time Machine" https://youtu.be/5zdq_L4K64w and "ox4" https://youtu.be/57I0Lt0yalA

More to come . . .


Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2020 11:00 PM (oZuI0)

288 279: sue her back to her fucking sandbox.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 11:00 PM (KP5rU)

289 I haven't watched broadcast news in years. I get so angry I can't sleep.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:57 PM (TdMsT)

It has that effect on people. It's called tv programming for a reason.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 11:00 PM (+Smjf)

290 tl,dr: bitch nearly killed me.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

---

It's clear you forgot to turn off the Asshole Magnet feature.

Sorry - jk - very glad you are okay.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 11:01 PM (Y4EXg)

291 So the Coronavirus idiocy has jumped the shark on Laura Ingraham tonight - she's telling her audience to calm down - it might be "a crisis" but the US is handling it the best they can. Have faith.

"its a crisis." - this is INSANE - no one, I repeat, no one has died in the US. There are 60 known cases out of 352M people. It's been known to infect people since early December and literally, three months later more people have died from a hang nail - please make the hysteria staaaph!

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 11:01 PM (32YRo)

292 Really want to know what punishment Alex The Chick applied to WD to turn his Drift Compatible sidebar links from ironic detachment to canonization. Lots of scope for the imagination there.

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 11:01 PM (dOV9E)

293 Guy Mohawk glad you're okay! Holy shite that had to have been scary! Thank goodness no kids in cars either.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 27, 2020 11:01 PM (a4qVe)

294 Lady L, may you and the rest of the horde have a wonderful night.

kbdabear and Ginger Thursday has raised my testosterone level to new heights. Thank you, kbdabear.

I'm going to find my wife and chase her around the pool with a pair of ice tongs yelling "Piranha."

And then ...OPSEC.


Remember, hand washing is the new head on a swivel. Because COVID-19 has a Mattis plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2020 11:01 PM (u82oZ)

295
I would be scared to buttstroke someone with the EBR pictured at the top.

Probly break the damn thing.

A Garand, M14, or Springfield, OTOH you got a solid implement that will do dom damage and not be affected.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 27, 2020 11:01 PM (KATBx)

296 WRT #7:

(laughs in Mongolian)

Posted by: Jen-Jiss Khan at February 27, 2020 11:02 PM (lbYzk)

297 From Insty,

A biochemist's take on the President's press conference.
https://tinyurl.com/uzktjga

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 27, 2020 11:02 PM (Lqy/e)

298 Looks like I missed an exciting day.

Too busy working to stop and laugh at the stupidity.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at February 27, 2020 11:03 PM (xkSJa)

299 Issues. Yeah I have a few
Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2020 10:51 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

Don't we all, Mis Hum. Don't we all...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 27, 2020 11:03 PM (WFcrO)

300 ATC mentioned that the Cure were always good for instrumental introduction. Fascination Street and the remix of The Forest (actually pretty much the whole first half of Mixed Up) for instance.

Although I stand by my rating of "Push". Playing the whole song as an instrumental and then again with words doesn't count.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 11:03 PM (ykYG2)

301 So you're a mind reader now? Here's a thought: Maybe Trump realizes he isn't an expert in virology or epidemiology and has delegated the decisions to the best experts we have. Maybe his intent is to follow their advice and back them to the hilt on their decisions, and in the meantime maybe leave the panic inducing talking out of one's ass to the The Press.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 27, 2020 10:57 PM (Wm5SB)
-----------------------------------------------------------------

So he's eschewing his bully pulpit and letting the Dems and MSM win the day and fill the public with panic that he isn't doing his job?

Great strategy. Working like gangbusters.

The Presidency is more than shit-posting on twitter.

Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiend at February 27, 2020 11:03 PM (Bd9dL)

302 279 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2020 10:58 PM (r+sAi)

Wow, that sucks. Sorry that happened to you. Get checked out with a doctor if there is the tiniest chance you have a lasting injury. It helps later, with the insurance, I hear.

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 11:03 PM (dOV9E)

303 Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 11:01 PM (dOV9E)

I noticed the change too. Was wondering if he was just trying out various styles or if The Empress had mentioned the ravage was peckish.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2020 11:03 PM (uquGJ)

304 A Garand, M14, or Springfield, OTOH you got a solid implement that will do dom damage and not be affected.
Posted by: irongrampa

---

My happiest dreams are those when I'm rifle butting some bonehead with my M1.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 11:04 PM (Y4EXg)

305 The other lady she hit first is the mom of one of my daughter's classmates, so we know each other. Counting our blessing we weren't seriously hurt, but now I have to go thru all the bs of insurance, rental cars, finding a new car, not to mention feeling all stiff for days.

tl,dr: bitch nearly killed me.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2020 10:58 PM (r+sAi)


I live in an area that is overrun by these folks. The women are absolutely the worst drivers I've ever seen. All over the road, and ALWAYS on their phones.

I'd sue the driver.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 11:04 PM (TdMsT)

306 don't forget Slowdive's Spanish Air!

I'd not actually heard Ultra Vivid Scene . . .

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 11:04 PM (ykYG2)

307 > It's called tv programming for a reason.

Because it's programming people to become transvestites?

I've long suspected that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2020 11:04 PM (lbYzk)

308 Thank you. I am ok, still just a little bit whackadoo how 1 foot farther down the road and my friend likely would have died.
And also I got out to help get her out of her car and she is just screaming like a banshee. She never said a word about how if the people she hit were ok.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2020 11:05 PM (r+sAi)

309 I'm so lonely and sad. I need a hug.

Posted by: PAOLOscrewedMyWife at February 27, 2020 11:05 PM (ykYG2)

310 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 27, 2020 11:03 PM (WFcrO)

I hear no issues in the world of Harmonious

Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2020 11:05 PM (aA3+G)

311
So he's eschewing his bully pulpit and letting the Dems and MSM win the day and fill the public with panic that he isn't doing his job?

Great strategy. Working like gangbusters.

The Presidency is more than shit-posting on twitter.
Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiend at February 27, 2020 11:03 PM (Bd9dL)

Yep eschewing by holding a press conference on all the tv networks. Would you like him to tuck you in tonight?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 27, 2020 11:05 PM (Wm5SB)

312 Splurge did you listen to the podcast? They really do a great job and it's very thought provoking. AtC discussed some very interesting points about Bernie Bros and the younger generations in general.
Truly good stuff!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 27, 2020 11:05 PM (a4qVe)

313 I haven't watched broadcast news in years. I get so angry I can't sleep.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 10:57 PM (TdMsT)


I honestly can't remember when I last watched any of the Big 3 Nightly News Cartel. It has to be well over 25 years ago.

I don't watch cable news, either, because it's not news, it's talking airheads thinking they are the news.

I sure do miss news. Have to wonder if 'who, what, when, where and sometimes why' will ever come back or if they are dead forever, lost to a corporate monopoly with a lefty agenda.

Posted by: RickZ at February 27, 2020 11:06 PM (Y8PSl)

314 Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 11:01 PM (32YRo)

China had 41 confirmed cases on January 24th IICR correctly without looking it up. There is no reason to not be informed and to not to prepare for the worst for this thing. That said getting your main source of info from the MSM in this and all situations is a terrible idea.

Also, We have only tested 445 people because the tests are expensive as fuck and each test has brings back a false negative of 50% to 70% of the time.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 11:06 PM (+Smjf)

315 after seeing the panic in the US

if the Chicoms weren't thinking about a virus attack on the US

they are now

and it doesn't even have to kill anyone

Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 11:07 PM (rpxSz)

316
I'm so lonely and sad. I need a hug.

Posted by: PAOLOscrewedMyWife
___

The Paolo, he is a sensitive man. I would ask your wife to hug you while we are making the love, but that would be....how you say....gay? So I will ask her to hug you after we finish. Because the Paolo, he cares.

Posted by: The Paolo at February 27, 2020 11:07 PM (WdocV)

317 312 Splurge did you listen to the podcast? They really do a great job and it's very thought provoking. AtC discussed some very interesting points about Bernie Bros and the younger generations in general.
Truly good stuff!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 27, 2020 11:05 PM (a4qVe)


I have in the past, but not lately. I need to fix that. I have the Kurt Schlichter one on a tab, waiting for me, because one can never get enough of Kurt Schlichter insulting Leftists and NeverTrumpers. That'll probably get me hooked again.

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 11:07 PM (dOV9E)

318
I sure do miss news. Have to wonder if 'who, what, when, where and sometimes why' will ever come back or if they are dead forever, lost to a corporate monopoly with a lefty agenda.
Posted by: RickZ at February 27, 2020 11:06 PM (Y8PSl)


I don't believe there is anything that the cable and broadcast news outlets could do to get me to trust them again.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 11:07 PM (TdMsT)

319 Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiend at February 27, 2020 11:03 PM (Bd9dL)


Dude, you're stealing our schtick!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 27, 2020 11:07 PM (2N7oZ)

320 142.
Check out nothern Alabama as well before you make up your mind.
Same scenery but better prices and lower taxes.

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at February 27, 2020 11:07 PM (iSh8b)

321 > A Garand, M14, or Springfield, OTOH you got a solid implement that will do dom damage and not be affected.

There's also the classic Brown Bess.

10.5 English pounds of steel and walnut, and a 17 inch triangular cross-section bayonet for getting up close and personal with savage tribesmen, communists, and the like.

Posted by: British Tommy at February 27, 2020 11:08 PM (lbYzk)

322 I get paid $2500 a month singing Big Mike's praises online!

You can too!

Ask me how!

Michael Bloomberg is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiendBot! at February 27, 2020 11:08 PM (I2/tG)

323 > if the Chicoms weren't thinking about a virus attack on the US

> they are now

Maybe if Bernie or ButtJizz gets elected.

I don't think they'd risk it with Trump, or even Warren.

Posted by: British Tommy at February 27, 2020 11:09 PM (lbYzk)

324 Michael Bloomberg is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

---
[Scowls in socialist]

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 27, 2020 11:09 PM (WdocV)

325 if the Chicoms weren't thinking about a virus attack on the US

___

The Chicoms might have just virus attacked themselves so they have other priorities.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2020 11:10 PM (WdocV)

326 My pulmonologist, who is the head of OHSU's lung department, saw me last week. The Coronavirus did not come up at all. If this was as urgent as the MSM would have you believe, we would have talked about it. I didn't see a single person with their hair on fire while I was there.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 27, 2020 11:10 PM (Lqy/e)

327 Get checked out with a doctor if there is the tiniest chance you have a lasting injury. It helps later, with the insurance, I hear.
Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 11:03 PM (dOV9E)


Yes, start playing hardball instanter! Just because you are asymptomatic now doesn't mean you should start making sure everything is fine. A friend of mine wasn't aggressive enough and when things finally settled down she did not get a dime even serious negligence that injured her had been obvious !

Posted by: OCD Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 11:10 PM (BiNEL)

328 Because it's programming people to become transvestites?



I've long suspected that.


I watched tv for years and never felt the urge to wear a dress.

Unless it was over 110 degrees, then there was a temptation to put on a plaid mini-skirt and just tell everyone it was an extreme heat short kilt.

Maybe this summer...

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at February 27, 2020 11:10 PM (xkSJa)

329 WWEscrewedTheFiendBot! is right!

Posted by: NotWWEscrewedTheFiendBot! at February 27, 2020 11:11 PM (2N7oZ)

330 300 ATC mentioned that the Cure were always good for instrumental introduction. Fascination Street and the remix of The Forest (actually pretty much the whole first half of Mixed Up) for instance.

Although I stand by my rating of "Push". Playing the whole song as an instrumental and then again with words doesn't count.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 11:03 PM (ykYG2)

--This is true. Also why The Cure are not very good for karaoke. People want to hear me sing poorly, not jame along with the intro.

Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2020 11:11 PM (oZuI0)

331 277 So if the FNM is going to call Trump weak on Corona virus shouldn't he go fulfill that promise and build the wall, right now....

...around California?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2020 10:57 PM (WdocV)


Trump knows by gut-instinct that if he gets tough with the anti-coronavirus measures, like recommending school closures and the like, the country will go into total chaos within hours, since everyone under 45 in the US is totally risk-averse. (Think about how the soccer moms will behave - they'll be shooting each other at Kroger for the last loaf of bread, and at Walgreens for the last bottle of Nyquil.)

There are no indications now that tough measures are needed to prevent a lot of coronavirus deaths in the US.

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2020 11:11 PM (AMIL/)

332 Thank goodness no kids in cars either.
<<<<<<
I know, we were both heading to pick up our kids. Your thought was one of the first things that occurred to me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2020 11:12 PM (r+sAi)

333 COVID-19: Approximately 2,770 deaths reported worldwide; 0 deaths in the U.S., as of Feb. 26, 2020.

Flu: 291,000 to 646,000 deaths worldwide; 12,000 to 61,000 deaths in the U.S. per year.

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 11:13 PM (kFkpX)

334 306 don't forget Slowdive's Spanish Air!

I'd not actually heard Ultra Vivid Scene . . .
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 11:04 PM (ykYG2)

--OMG have you been missing out. Fantastic pop music.

Go to "Special One" with a cameo by Kim Deal. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.

https://youtu.be/1DCjSShu_VA

Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2020 11:13 PM (oZuI0)

335 Big Mike Can Get 'Er Done!

Shoes For Industry!

Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiendBot! at February 27, 2020 11:13 PM (I2/tG)

336 I'll look at Alabama but sort of have my heart set on East TN for now. My husband found out that we both had relatives from there way back. And most of the places on my Zillow are places we looked at together.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 27, 2020 11:14 PM (Lqy/e)

337 ya see....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 11:14 PM (kFkpX)

338 Julie Swetnick has become the first casualty of the coronavirus

catch her on The View, tomorrow

Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 11:14 PM (rpxSz)

339 I hear no issues in the world of Harmonious
Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2020 11:05 PM (aA3+G)

Nice beat, but hard to dance to!

Posted by: OCD Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 11:15 PM (BiNEL)

340 Wait until we come out with our new line of romance novels, with a bare chested Mike Bloomberg on the cover!

Big Mike is just so dreamy!

Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiendBot! at February 27, 2020 11:15 PM (I2/tG)

341 Guy Mohawk, prayers up after your accident. Thank God neither you nor the other innocent lady were seriously injured. Pretty sure your insurance company will sue the wild woman to recover damages - and they should!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 27, 2020 11:15 PM (WFcrO)

342 Guy Mohawk, def go see your pcp and dont shrug off any aches and pains you have now. The stress and Adrenalin are going to hide things that could turn into issues later.
Hope you got all of the 'causer of accidents' insurance info, sometimes these folks "go on vacation" and you get hosed.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 27, 2020 11:16 PM (a4qVe)

343 And also I got out to help get her out of her car and she is just screaming like a banshee. She never said a word about how if the people she hit were ok.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2020 11:05 PM (r+sAi)


Should've thrown her back in her car.

Posted by: RickZ at February 27, 2020 11:16 PM (Y8PSl)

344 Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 27, 2020 11:14 PM (Lqy/e)

Don't know about Alabama, but Tennessee has no state income tax...

Yet!

Posted by: OCD Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 11:16 PM (BiNEL)

345 Wait until we come out with our new line of romance novels, with a bare chested Mike Bloomberg on the cover!

Fantasize about Big Mike any way you want!

Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiendBot! at February 27, 2020 11:16 PM (I2/tG)

346 Just Lily, prayers for you and your family.

Notsothoreau, please let me know when you're free for a driveby on a weekend. I'd like to meet you before you leave the PNW. and give you a hug.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 11:17 PM (PkVlr)

347 Bands/singers that suck for karaoke:

I'll start: Yma Sumac

Go!

(p.s. let's just assume Yoko Ono has already been mentioned)

Posted by: British Tommy at February 27, 2020 11:17 PM (lbYzk)

348 311, Bilwis, Dude, that is a troll infesting AOS this afternoon and hopping around using different IP's and handles.

Either it is probably either George Conway or Rickie Fr. of Blog Wilson because AOS went to town on their little Lincoln project earlier.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2020 11:18 PM (EUDB2)

349 Trump should take decisive action against the coronavirus, like North Korea, rather than tweeting mean things about Big Mike!

In what appears to be a rather drastic measure to contain the spread of the novel coronavirus (COVID 19), North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un allegedly sanctioned for the execution of the first North Korean patient tested positive for the deadly strain of the virus.

Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiendBot! at February 27, 2020 11:19 PM (I2/tG)

350 Wait until we come out with our new line of romance novels, with a bare chested Mike Bloomberg on the cover!

Big Mike is just so dreamy!
Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiendBot! at February 27, 2020 11:15 PM (I2/tG)
* * * *

Now you're just fucking with us...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 27, 2020 11:19 PM (WFcrO)

351 I already have the insurance company on it. I'll see how I feel tomorrow before I run to the doc, already stiffening up, but like I said after counting my blessings, the biggest injury right now is the pain in the ass for all the spent time on the other stuff I know is coming. They never pay you for that.

And dammit, I liked that car, had the seat all conformed to my butt and everything.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2020 11:19 PM (r+sAi)

352 Posted by: whig at February 27, 2020 11:18 PM (EUDB2)

noted.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 27, 2020 11:20 PM (Wm5SB)

353
Yep eschewing by holding a press conference on all the tv networks. Would you like him to tuck you in tonight?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 27, 2020 11:05 PM (Wm5SB)
--------------------------------------------------------------------

When the market is having the worst point loss in it's history?

Yeah, he should get his ass out there and make a statement and give an update on the progress fighting the Virus.

Someone will do a poll on approval/disapproval on his handling of this issue and he'll be lucky to get 35% approval.

Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiend at February 27, 2020 11:20 PM (Bd9dL)

354 'Cause I'm a doomer, I'm a gloomer, I'm a midnight coomer. I post my bullshit just for fun.
Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiend at February 27, 2020 10:52 PM (2N7oZ)

Try laughing in times of extreme doom and gloom. Stop cooming
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 10:57 PM (+Smjf)

This.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 11:20 PM (tVQUs)

355 Lotta eschewing goin' on dere!

Posted by: Fritz Hollings at February 27, 2020 11:20 PM (aKsyK)

356 336, NST, try looking around the Chattanooga area. Close enough to major metros but still a nice place to live around.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2020 11:20 PM (EUDB2)

357 *SIGH*

In 1990, Kim Deal was in my opinion one of the most beautiful and talented women astride this here orb.

Too bad I'm only 29 and was not alive then.

Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2020 11:21 PM (oZuI0)

358 This all sounds promising - From CTH:

https://theconservativetreehouse.com/

Earlier today Vice-President Pence announced Dr. Debbie Birx will serve as the White House Coronavirus Response Coordinator.

Coming from the State Department Dr. Birx has led the U.S. effort to eradicate HIV/AIDS effort and has a strong pedigree as a 30-year global health official, scientist and physician. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 11:21 PM (Y4EXg)

359 I don't believe there is anything that the cable and broadcast news outlets could do to get me to trust them again.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 11:07 PM (TdMsT)


Live on-air seppuku would be a good start. Volunteers to be their seconds would be off the charts.

Posted by: RickZ at February 27, 2020 11:21 PM (Y8PSl)

360 Hi everyone. Many issues in the circle of people I care about.

Which mainly comprises the VERY FEW actual people I know.

In real life, that's pretty much 2 (which includes me).

You are all wonderful, every one of you, and if I can help you at all, please let me know. I am doing my best to be an actual friend to someone who is largely virtual.

Still counts, doesn't it?

Yeah. Circle of lunch.

PS Greetings to Lady L and Jewells 45 and those few AoS folks I actually know.

The sadness has supposed to appear. It's late and (glancing at watch) might be later.

There's a reason this is more incomprehensible than my usual ONT postings.

And thanks to you all, COBs and non-COBS alike,

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2020 11:22 PM (l9m7l)

361 353
I needed some sleep inducing raving, that hit the spot.

Good night to almost all of you!

Posted by: OCD Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 11:22 PM (BiNEL)

362
Bands/singers that suck for karaoke:
I'll start: Yma Sumac


She should have done duets with Captain Beefheart.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 11:22 PM (aKsyK)

363
And dammit, I liked that car, had the seat all conformed to my butt and everything.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2020 11:19 PM (r+sAi)


Last summer, I woke up one morning and thought about buying a new car. That afternoon a teenager t-boned my car and totaled it.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 11:22 PM (TdMsT)

364 I'm stopping in just to say that the Short Ass GF bit is absolutely true. I am 5 ft tall and I agree with all of it, especially the fiery part. (I also like hoodies)
That is all.Have a good night.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2020 11:22 PM (QzF6i)

365 I wish she hadn't livestreamed her squeals on Discord. I REALLY wish she hadn't programmed the tv in ... that shed so I had to watch it. Those viewers gave the performance 95% (I didn't see the appeal).

Just the worst loss I've faced in history.

Posted by: PAOLOscrewedMyWife at February 27, 2020 11:23 PM (ykYG2)

366 Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2020 11:21 PM (oZuI0)

Agreed, could not get enough of the Breeders.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 27, 2020 11:23 PM (MgSan)

367 Okay. Recommendation that I predict will make at least one of you very happy at some point.

Any of you that still enjoy a nice bowl of cold cereal and milk?

Try it with Half and Half instead. You're welcome.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2020 11:23 PM (uEbPt)

368 geez


speaking to the hollows under the trestles.....with the 10:14 BSNF Freight line passing over....All Aboard HoBo'S.....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 11:23 PM (kFkpX)

369 359 RickZ, I like the cut of your jib sir.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2020 11:23 PM (EUDB2)

370 >>>Now you're just fucking with us...


****SNORT****

Posted by: . Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2020 11:23 PM (aA3+G)

371 Next up: Thinking about Eminence Front, I started thinking about the songs I'd like to play when I'm training or plotting to kill my enemies. So, this category is "Songs That Must Be Played While You're Loading Your Magazines With Bullets Before The Final Fight."

--Massive Attack: "Inertia Creeps" https://youtu.be/w3mn7EC-skg

Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2020 11:23 PM (oZuI0)

372 When the market is having the worst point loss in it's history?

Yeah, he should get his ass out there and make a statement and give an update on the progress fighting the Virus.

Someone will do a poll on approval/disapproval on his handling of this issue and he'll be lucky to get 35% approval.
Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiend at February 27, 2020 11:20 PM (Bd9dL)

WTF are you talking about? The drops didn't even trigger a level one circuit break on the market. Go look at A DJIA five year chart and see how little this drop mattered. It's a slight correction. Due to panic over Bernie and this virus thing. Bernie and Liz both have plans to tax wealth for more than what's been lost.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 27, 2020 11:24 PM (Rz2Nc)

373 364 I'm stopping in just to say that the Short Ass GF bit is absolutely true. I am 5 ft tall and I agree with all of it, especially the fiery part. (I also like hoodies)
That is all.Have a good night.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2020 11:22 PM (QzF6i)

Do you like hoodies with or without teddy bear ears?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 11:24 PM (NWiLs)

374 I don't believe there is anything that the cable and broadcast news outlets could do to get me to trust them again.

Posted by: Ladyl
------

Apologies, accompanied by self-flagellation would at least get my attention.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 11:24 PM (CDGwz)

375
Earlier today Vice-President Pence announced Dr. Debbie Birx will serve as the White House Coronavirus Response Coordinator.

Coming from the State Department Dr. Birx has led the U.S. effort to eradicate HIV/AIDS effort and has a strong pedigree as a 30-year global health official, scientist and physician. . .
Posted by: Tonypete


Blonde white woman. Not diverse enough!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 11:25 PM (aKsyK)

376 This all sounds promising - From CTH:

https://theconservativetreehouse.com/

Earlier today Vice-President Pence announced Dr. Debbie Birx will serve as the White House Coronavirus Response Coordinator.

Coming from the State Department Dr. Birx has led the U.S. effort to eradicate HIV/AIDS effort and has a strong pedigree as a 30-year global health official, scientist and physician. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 11:21 PM (Y4EXg)
* * * *

What a concept - put an expert in charge! Beats the usual sort of "experts" we are used to being subjected to!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 27, 2020 11:25 PM (WFcrO)

377 Time for a walk in the desert...east of Barstow.....very east

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 11:25 PM (kFkpX)

378
Prayers for you and your family Lily.


Much much worse than anything I went thru, I should have read the thread first.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2020 11:26 PM (r+sAi)

379 Hi Beckoning Chasm, you keep on keepin' on!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2020 11:26 PM (a4EWo)

380 Apologies, accompanied by self-flagellation would at least get my attention.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 11:24 PM (CDGwz)

It is Lent after all...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 11:26 PM (NWiLs)

381 Hang in there, Beckoning Chasm.

Small steps forward. Every day.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 11:27 PM (TdMsT)

382 I am doing my best to be an actual friend to someone who is largely virtual. Still counts, doesn't it?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2020 11:22 PM (l9m7l)
* * * *

Absolutely it counts! Sweet dreams, BeckoningChasm. Catch ya tomorrow.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 27, 2020 11:27 PM (WFcrO)

383 The lady friend I mentioned up at the top of the thread is the opposite of the short ass GF. In fact, she's 6'2".
I guess she can't blame if I have trouble with eye contact.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 11:28 PM (Uu+Jp)

384 "its a crisis." - this is INSANE - no one, I repeat, no one has died in the US. There are 60 known cases out of 352M people. It's been known to infect people since early December and literally, three months later more people have died from a hang nail - please make the hysteria staaaph!

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 11:01 PM (32YRo)


You should have listened to the whole report. She looked also looked at how the problems in China were creating problems for the US.
One example is that all of our antibiotics come from China. All of them. That means shortages in the US which will absolutely result in many deaths -- just from illnesses other than the corona virus.

Posted by: db at February 27, 2020 11:28 PM (jLxx3)

385 Evasiveboat 42, dude is a troll that Pixy has to keep peeing on.

Ignore his sorry ass as the mgmt is handling it. Avoid quotes from the bastid because that can get some posting issues.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2020 11:28 PM (EUDB2)

386 I'm personally not going to be satisfied until Trump stands on the White House lawn with some multiculti actors in lab coats.

This was swoon-worthy behavior for some past presidents and you can surely see why!

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2020 11:29 PM (uEbPt)

387

Dozens of Democratic superdelegates say they're willing to sacrifice party cohesion to prevent Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders from becoming their party's nominee at the Democratic National Convention in July.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 11:29 PM (aKsyK)

388 lady friend I mentioned up at the top of the thread is the opposite of the short ass GF. In fact, she's 6'2".

Oh my.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 11:30 PM (ykYG2)

389
333 COVID-19: Approximately 2,770 deaths reported worldwide; 0 deaths in the U.S., as of Feb. 26, 2020.

Flu: 291,000 to 646,000 deaths worldwide; 12,000 to 61,000 deaths in the U.S. per year.
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 11:13 PM (kFkpX)

The seasonal flu has an R0 of 1.28. Kung Flu has a peer reviewed R0 of 4.7-6.8. The seasonal flu doesn't send 20% of who catch it to the ICU or needing the ICU, it doesn't take dangerous and expensive HIV drugs to treat, it never caused 1/10 of teh global population to be on some kind of lockdown, it doesn't cause people to be welded shut in their homes and entire apartment buildings to be welded shut, it's not aerosol, it doesn't cause recovered patients to get reinfected at a 15% clip, it doesn't leave lesions on your balls causing infertility, and I could go on and on since I've been keeping up with this for over a month digging and researching myself, and not reacting to the MSM who all of a sudden is springing the news on people without giving all the facts and research and data to go over.

people in charge have more info than you and if you have been paying attention they have been giving you much of this info and data for over a month.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 11:30 PM (emUSt)

390 In fact, she's 6'2". I guess she can't blame if I have trouble with eye contact.
Posted by: Northernlurker

---

There are a ton of 'tall girl problem' memes.

For one, first hugs are problematic.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 11:30 PM (Y4EXg)

391 My pulmonologist, who is the head of OHSU's lung
department, saw me last week. The Coronavirus did not come up at all. If
this was as urgent as the MSM would have you believe, we would have
talked about it. I didn't see a single person with their hair on fire
while I was there.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 27, 2020 11:10 PM (Lqy/e)


My tenuous contacts with CDC like people told me that they were far more pissed that they keep getting asked if people should change beer brands.

By the way, if you are down in Salem and not under time pressure doing a round trip to Seattle, try to catch up with me, I could spot you lunch.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2020 11:30 PM (6rS3m)

392 387, Mr. Cabot, Did the article say how much is Bloomberg paying them? They gotta be getting more than the internet influencers are getting.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2020 11:31 PM (EUDB2)

393 Nurse,
I'm counting on it, maybe a few weeks on down the road. Any news on the new place?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 27, 2020 11:31 PM (Lqy/e)

394 Agreed, could not get enough of the Breeders.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 27, 2020 11:23 PM (MgSan)

--Breeders didn't even exist yet in '90s.

BONUS: Identical twin sister (although not quite as talented), Kerry.

Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2020 11:31 PM (oZuI0)

395 -----

Apologies, accompanied by self-flagellation would at least get my attention.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 11:24 PM (CDGwz)


I would love to see that, but for me, the trust is gone, completely.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 27, 2020 11:31 PM (TdMsT)

396 390 In fact, she's 6'2". I guess she can't blame if I have trouble with eye contact.
Posted by: Northernlurker

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There are a ton of 'tall girl problem' memes.

For one, first hugs are problematic.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 11:30 PM (Y4EXg)

She certainly is eye catching.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 11:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

397 390 In fact, she's 6'2". I guess she can't blame if I have trouble with eye contact.
Posted by: Northernlurker

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There are a ton of 'tall girl problem' memes.

For one, first hugs are problematic.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 11:30 PM (Y4EXg)

Unintended, unavoidable motorboating.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 11:31 PM (NWiLs)

398 >>> I'm stopping in just to say that the Short Ass GF bit is absolutely true. I am 5 ft tall and I agree with all of it, especially the fiery part. (I also like hoodies)
That is all.Have a good night.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice

Fits my HS senior daughter to a T. Well, the PG-13 parts. Don't want to know or think about the rest.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 27, 2020 11:31 PM (8sBQ9)

399 Nurse, if you're still here, I replied to your e-mail.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 11:32 PM (tVQUs)

400 Apologies, accompanied by self-flagellation would at least get my attention.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 11:24 PM (CDGwz)


I would love to see that, but for me, the trust is gone, completely.
Posted by: Ladyl
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You misunderstood. I merely want to watch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 11:32 PM (CDGwz)

401 357 *SIGH*

In 1990, Kim Deal was in my opinion one of the most beautiful and talented women astride this here orb.

Too bad I'm only 29 and was not alive then.
Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2020 11:21 PM (oZuI0)

sorry, I do not genuflect at the alter of the young.

I've EARNED every damn scar, every ding, and the little bit of wisdom I have come by at age 60.

In fact, I would say that at age 29? I was at my STUPIDEST. That was the year I decided I NEEDED to get married. That was the year I chose the wrong person.

I think we all have that one year that we look back on and go WTF????

29, was mine.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 11:32 PM (NgKpN)

402 386-
For sure. Oblowme would have had 50 lab coat wearing actors at the Rose garden, Most with STP stickers on their backs holding clipboards to assure the Rubes that he had everything under control.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 27, 2020 11:32 PM (bttOm)

403 There are a ton of 'tall girl problem' memes.

For one, first hugs are problematic.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 11:30 PM (Y4EXg)

Unintended, unavoidable motorboating.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 11:31 PM (NWiLs)


Legs that can wrap around you twice.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 11:32 PM (Uu+Jp)

404 Ignore his sorry ass as the mgmt is handling it. Avoid quotes from the bastid because that can get some posting issues.
Posted by: whig at February 27, 2020 11:28 PM (EUDB2)

Yes, I know, but telling him facts he has no response for, maybe he'll start thinking for himself for once.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 27, 2020 11:33 PM (Rz2Nc)

405 I was 36 and in the market in '87

now that was a trainwreck

this aint

btw

go out and buy a Ford product tomorrow

please

Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 11:33 PM (rpxSz)

406 LMAO, '90, not '90s of course.

Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2020 11:33 PM (oZuI0)

Morons Marshal! The George Conway/Steve Schmidt/Rick Wilson "Lincoln Project" C**kgrift is Streaming Live, and They're Letting Anyone Comment

So many wives for the taking!

"Doha Rick" Wilson just gave the opening remarks. He spoke about "Moral Choices," because they've poll tested that and they find that The Jesusland People are more receptive to discussion of "Moral Choices" than to open agitation for corporate-sponsored Open Borders.

101 "Lincoln must be rolling over in his grave as he satisfies their wives."

Posted by: Dr. Spank

Grifters Gonna Grift:

Even Erick Erickson's coblogger calls this a grift:

And the Project is certainly paying someone’s bills, based on a quick review of their FEC filings. So far, they’ve spent about $100,000, despite having raised about $650,000.

Of the money they’ve spent, fully half of it, $50,000, has gone to Tusk Digital for digital advertising. Tusk is run by Ron Steslow, a Lincoln Project founder. Jennifer Horn, another founder, was paid $5,000 for communications services. Another $2,500 went to James Lynch Communications, a firm run by a former colleague (on both the 2008 John McCain and 2020 Howard Schultz presidential campaigns) of founder Steve Schmidt.

...

And these are only what is available from the FEC filings. The Project has also spent money on television ads, at least one of which, totally $15,000, appears to have been paid entirely to Summit Strategic Communications, also owned by a Project founder, Reed Galen.

The Lincoln Project, beyond lining the pockets of its leadership, provides them an opportunity to remain relevant in a town where relevancy is key. The last time Rick Wilson won an important election for a Republican, America’s biggest threat was Y2K. It’s unlikely that many people would be paying him much attention otherwise.





Posted by: Ace at 07:28 PM




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1 Oh pick me! Pick me!

Posted by: KellyAnne Conway at February 27, 2020 07:28 PM (NVYyb)

2 Let me polish that head of yours Ricky

Posted by: Liberace at February 27, 2020 07:29 PM (BDQo0)

3 Is that a "Log Cabin" thing?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 07:30 PM (aKsyK)

4 top ten !

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)

5 Congratulations, George Conway, for posting first. Welcome!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 07:30 PM (gL/cc)

6 Get Lincoln out yo shitty grifter mouths.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 07:30 PM (QLPEO)

7 >>>1 Today: Dow Jones suffers biggest-ever points fall.

Trump on Feb 20

"@realDonaldTrump
Highest Stock Market In History, By Far!"


Lmfao
Posted by: There's always a tweet at

...

I'm going to go out on a limb and speculate a Comment Thread Nazi and paid astroturf spammer is not, um, heavily invested in the stock market.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

8 Fap now, Morons, because when this livestream thing commences it will suck up the bandwidth of the entire internet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:31 PM (XVuno)

9 Hey, Top 10.

Yay

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 07:31 PM (gL/cc)

10 Rick Wilson sucks dick, just for the taste.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

11 Its a trap! Leave you Bernie Bro neighbors contact info.

Posted by: henry at February 27, 2020 07:31 PM (J3Rfi)

12 Fap now, Morons, because when this livestream thing commences it will suck up the bandwidth of the entire internet.
Posted by: Cicero


You joke but it could happen!

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 07:32 PM (QLPEO)

13 Hey, Top 10.

Yay
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 07:31 PM (gL/cc)


My man! *high five

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:32 PM (zr5Kq)

14 I'm going to go out on a limb and speculate a Comment Thread Nazi and paid astroturf spammer is not, um, heavily invested in the stock market.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

Well, he has a large stock of Cheezies.

And an orange dick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 07:32 PM (/B0ix)

15 Wait, when in the hell did Lincoln ever put Country, over Party?

These guys would be up North, supporting the Confederacy, you know, the DEMOCRATS?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 07:32 PM (NgKpN)

16 Why in the name of all that is pure and holy would I give Rick Wilson's nitwittery about morality the slightest regard?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:32 PM (Uu+Jp)

17 So you gotta be a twitterer or YouTuber or something to comment?

Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2020 07:33 PM (l3+k2)

18 Open Borders? I thought they wanted open access to their wives.

Posted by: henry at February 27, 2020 07:33 PM (J3Rfi)

19 Republicans ran California into the dirt? Benedict, please.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 27, 2020 07:33 PM (Ndje9)

20 so many lispssss

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:33 PM (PbpT7)

21 Hey Guys- Mike from Manhattan here: Why are you communists? When did you join the party? If we join you voting for Bernie Sanders will that guarantee he shoots us all last?

Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at February 27, 2020 07:33 PM (NVYyb)

22 >>>18 So you gotta be a twitterer or YouTuber or something to comment?


I dunno. Maybe you have to be signed up for YouTube

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:34 PM (PbpT7)

23 I haven't heard this many speaking tics since the last time I experienced NPR

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 27, 2020 07:35 PM (y7DUB)

24 comment thread nazi will get kicked out of the public library soon enough.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 07:35 PM (KP5rU)

25 "Point drop".

That idiocy is right up there with "winning the popular vote".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2020 07:35 PM (hj4fI)

26 I dunno. Maybe you have to be signed up for YouTube
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:34 PM (PbpT7)

Yeah. Sign up for Ewetoob, and Gurgle just mines your data, and serves up more ads. No, thank you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 07:35 PM (/B0ix)

27 See? I told you I formed True Reagan Conservatives(tm) For Communism. Welcome to the first meeting!

Posted by: Cap'n Biff Kristol, USS TRansition at February 27, 2020 07:36 PM (Ndje9)

28 This comment thread is opening just in time for cocktail hour. Hours.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:36 PM (NVYyb)

29 To put it another way I suspect the neverTrumpers don't have a hint of a smidgen of a soupcon of credibility in the realm of morality or integrity.
Maybe I'm being unkind.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:36 PM (Uu+Jp)

30 Conway , Kellyanne's spouse ? Poor Kellyanne.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:36 PM (zr5Kq)

31 Is Conway's animus toward his wife that she can't find his dick either?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:37 PM (BZzXD)

32 I just posted the dick-pic ace sent me.


#OWNED!

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:37 PM (4e+hS)

33 Why aren't my comments showing up?

Posted by: ah, the good ol' days at February 27, 2020 07:37 PM (ACqut)

34 Funny how they struggle to articulate what is wrong with the country at the moment.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 07:37 PM (+DS2f)

35 So now a gay guy -- who of course said he was gay within five seconds of the start -- is talking about the GOP "weaponizing the church" to attack gayboys such as himself, and how he felt Sadz about this.

and it's now just straight up "The Republican Party is built on hatred of minority groups." Gays and racial minorities.

Gee, for some kind of alleged conservative/Republican confab, they sure do seem to be reading from a list of leftwing talking points.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:37 PM (PbpT7)

36 Some of those comments are high quality. Better pick things up around here.

Posted by: Whatchulookingat? at February 27, 2020 07:37 PM (y6v9s)

37 MUH RUSSIA! The Director's Cut.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 27, 2020 07:37 PM (Ndje9)

38 Is that a "Log Cabin" thing?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 07:30 PM (aKsyK)

More of a "Wooden Shed" thing.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (tVQUs)

39 Just for the record: none of these trolls are properly registered bots. Therefore, they should be totally ignored.

Carry on.

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (4R6Rp)

40 Ha, ha!

"Screaming Mary", Masoumeh Ebtekar, an Iranian vice president who was a
spokeswoman for the 1979 hostage-takers during the US embassy crisis has
been infected with the new coronavirus. She was seen sitting near
President Hassan Rouhani during a meeting of Iranian cabinet members
yesterday.
Iran's former ambassador to the Vatican, Hadi Khosroshahi, has died after infection with coronavirus.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (TQ/zJ)

41 >>>31 Conway , Kellyanne's spouse ? Poor Kellyanne.


yeah I don't think she sees him very often

I hear she's "otherwise engaged."

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (PbpT7)

42 If Jim and Tammy Faye were cucks...

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (puu6v)

43 Congratulations globalists-

Wall Street Journal
@WSJ
Western hospitals are rationing medical masks and facing other potential shortages with little relief in sight-- because the world's mask-manufacturing hub is China's Hubei province.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (wiXsO)

44 Maybe we could start the conversation regarding trump on basic level. like, what laws has he broken, exactly. What precise actions has he taken that are against your precious conservative principals.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (+DS2f)

45 Hi! This question is for the fat load. No, the other fat load! Conway.

Anyway, my question is when did you last have sex with your wife? No lying!

Posted by: Kelly Anne Conway at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (NVYyb)

46 The guy who said he was gay, did he say gay or dirty fag?

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (HALdu)

47 Ah yes, life in Lake Trumpbegone, where the women have dicks, the men are soi, and the children are gender-fluid.

Posted by: Garrison Feeler at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (KGb/R)

48 Conway , Kellyanne's spouse ? Poor Kellyanne.
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:36 PM (zr5Kq)


I don't get this poor Kellyanne stuff from 'ettes, from whom massive kicks in the balls would have been delivered. Or is that image unrealistic?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (y7DUB)

49 Bull work? You come to the Paolo for the bull work.

Posted by: The Paolo at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (ABjxW)

50 and it's now just straight up "The Republican Party is built on hatred of minority groups." Gays and racial minorities.

Don't forget the Irish. We hate them most of all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (XVuno)

51 Ooh, dibs on Kellyanne.

Posted by: moviegique at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (CcUfv)

52 This is a terrible idea for them. It's almost as if there is no captain on the ship.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (P5k1D)

53 Burning tires around you house will ward of COVID-19

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (BZzXD)

54 comment:


icemorebutts
We want Bernie, fat!

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:40 PM (PbpT7)

55 Who's the guy talking about remodeling his house?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:40 PM (4e+hS)

56 All I want to know is how do I get paid to be a Bloomberg shill?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 07:40 PM (BiNEL)

57 I'm just waiting for Heywood Jablome to chime in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:40 PM (XVuno)

58 >>>55 Who's the guy talking about remodeling his house?


I don't know, someone who sucks dick for the taste

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:41 PM (PbpT7)

59 "35:
Gee, for some kind of alleged conservative/Republican confab, they sure do seem to be reading from a list of leftwing talking points."

This always has happened but the cucks used to allow a decent interval of say, five or ten years, before they embraced the leftwing talking points.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 07:41 PM (puu6v)

60 >>and it's now just straight up "The Republican Party is built on hatred of minority groups." Gays and racial minorities.

..and NeverTrumper cucks.

Actually, it's pity and not hatred.

Posted by: Roy at February 27, 2020 07:41 PM (ABjxW)

61 yeah I don't think she sees him very often

I hear she's "otherwise engaged." '

==


She can dump him after reelection.


Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:41 PM (zr5Kq)

62 Stock market plunged after that disastrous Democrat debate...

Posted by: runningrn at February 27, 2020 07:41 PM (EZJ/Z)

63 >>>This always has happened but the cucks used to allow a decent interval of say, five or ten years, before they embraced the leftwing talking points.

the pace has quickened.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:41 PM (PbpT7)

64 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2020 07:41 PM (1XAal)

65 According to their wives the house is one of those tiny house that can't satisfy them.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:42 PM (4e+hS)

66 Sorry. McCain already ran the "Country Over Party"-grift on us once. It really meant "Uni-Party Over Everything".

No, thanks, ladies.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 27, 2020 07:42 PM (Ndje9)

67 Special guest stripper tonight on board the SS Lincoln Logs will be James Comey, the Zen pole dancer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:42 PM (NVYyb)

68 bring out the gimps

Posted by: Zed at February 27, 2020 07:42 PM (BDQo0)

69 "irreconcilable differences "

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:42 PM (zr5Kq)

70 >>>This always has happened but the cucks used to allow a decent interval of say, five or ten years, before they embraced the leftwing talking points.

it's not about that, it's about children and religion.

Someone called it "a Catholic divorce." They're divorced in all real ways, but not officially, and they pretend they're not for the kids.

I think they "live" in the same home but not in the same rooms and they don't always sleep at home...

Theae are things I hear. I don't know if they're true.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:42 PM (PbpT7)

71 53
Burning tires around you house will ward of COVID-19

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (BZzXD)

________


"Burning tires around your neck are more effective." -- Rosenstein's sister

Posted by: ShainS at February 27, 2020 07:43 PM (WqPYg)

72 stock go up, stocks go down, then go up again

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:43 PM (zr5Kq)

73 "I don't get this poor Kellyanne stuff from 'ettes, from whom massive
kicks in the balls would have been delivered."
Maybe she doesn't want to go to prison for assault. She is a Republican after all.

Posted by: Chris M at February 27, 2020 07:43 PM (6XZdO)

74 Lincoln looks embarrassed to be involved in this shitshow.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:43 PM (XVuno)

75 Rick Wilson looks like he bulked up for the winter. Winter's over, bitch.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:43 PM (4e+hS)

76 Shouldn't this be called "The McCain Project"?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (y7DUB)

77 70: ace, makes as much sense as anything else i've heard.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (KP5rU)

78 Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (wiXsO)

Come on, what are the odds that we'd EVER need basic medical supplies in a number and variety that defies imagination and that overwhelms the entire JIT market economy?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (BiNEL)

79 Power keeps cycling on and off at the house, I can only assume, due to the Tecate-virus.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (CrUoT)

80 Congratulations globalists-

Wall Street Journal
@WSJ
Western hospitals are rationing medical masks and facing other potential shortages with little relief in sight-- because the world's mask-manufacturing hub is China's Hubei province.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (wiXsO)

No one would ever think that outsourcing all food production to another country would be a good idea but hey, let's send our production of medical supplies and antibiotics overseas. What could go wrong?

Justice would be a Masque of the Red Death conclusion to this thing, wiping all of them out.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (nu45M)

81 What are they trying to accomplish? Attracting support? Starting a movement? Bringing each other to mutual orgasm?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

82 So they've left the Republican Party to join the Country Over Party? Seems a bit on the nose.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (uM6CE)

83 "So now a gay guy -- who of course said he was gay within five seconds of the start -- is talking about the GOP "weaponizing the church" to attack gayboys such as self, and how he felt Sadz about this."

I can't watch this. It's beyond unwatchable. Which one is gay? The tall douche who was doing weird things with his feet when they first got intro'd?

Posted by: runningrn at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (EZJ/Z)

84 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (arJlL)

85 So the Lincoln Brigade is alive

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (WnLEH)

86 Jesus, lets get back to tile recommendations from the 1st guy.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (4e+hS)

87 Who would tell them that this is a good idea? I can't believe the comment section is still open.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (GFU7G)

88 So you gotta be a twitterer or YouTuber or something to comment?


I dunno. Maybe you have to be signed up for YouTube
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:34 PM (PbpT7)

You have to sign into Youtube. If you have a gmail account it should be pretty easy.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (tVQUs)

89 "63 >>>This always has happened but the cucks used to allow a decent interval of say, five or ten years, before they embraced the leftwing talking points.

the pace has quickened."

The best part is when a cuck gets ahead of his skis and an Official Red has to warn "not yet."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (puu6v)

90 Burning tires around you house will ward of COVID-19
Posted by: Ben Had



Crap. I'll bet I was supposed to remove them from the car first.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (G0G8s)

91 Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:42 PM (PbpT7)

============

Live separately once the kids are gone, but get back together for family holidays. It makes for a weird Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (NVYyb)

92 Western hospitals are rationing medical masks and facing other potential shortages with little relief in sight-- because the world's mask-manufacturing hub is China's Hubei province.



Bullshit

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (zr5Kq)

93 Well, he has a large stock of Cheezies.



And an orange dick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 07:32 PM (/B0ix)

___________


"#OrangeDickGood!" -- There's always a troll

Posted by: ShainS at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (WqPYg)

94 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)

95 From the video screenshot they should revise it to "The World's Longest Tie Contest"

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (UFgOG)

96 They're really hitting the idea that "Amercian citizenship" is nothing more than a mere idea. and if you say you're an american, you are. Just like if you say you're a woman, you are.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (PbpT7)

97 the GOP "weaponizing the church" to attack gayboys such as himself, and how he felt Sadz about this."

Um. Okay. Where, when, and who? Precisely? I mean, all of us out here in Jesus land are completely baffled by this claim.

I mean we may not care much for what your are doing, but our initial thought is we don't care at all. Stop talking about it incessantly and we'll get along just fine.

And that goes basically for everyone. I want to hear about your sexual exploits about as much as I want to hear about the size and shape of your morning constitutional.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 07:46 PM (+DS2f)

98 Lincoln must be rolling over in his grave as he satisfies their wives.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:46 PM (4e+hS)

99 On the other hand - move your production elsewhere.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)

100 i can't watch that shitshow. had enough faggotry for the week. even boy george thinks it's gay.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 07:46 PM (KP5rU)

101 "Lincoln must be rolling over in his grave as he satisfies their wives."
LOL!

Posted by: Chris M at February 27, 2020 07:46 PM (6XZdO)

102 The stream is broken, much like Steve Schmidt's sense of manliness.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:47 PM (XVuno)

103 One thing about Coronavirus, it's highlighted how globalization is a horrid idea (especially being in bed with the evil, lying Chinese) AND that ILLEGAL immigration is a disaster (we need to know who's coming into our country, bitchez!) I don't know how either of those two things can be justified after this debacle.

Posted by: runningrn at February 27, 2020 07:47 PM (EZJ/Z)

104 They're really hitting the idea that "Amercian citizenship" is nothing more than a mere idea. and if you say you're an american, you are. Just like if you say you're a woman, you are.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (PbpT7)

America is just a big shopping mall.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 27, 2020 07:47 PM (nu45M)

105 41 >>>31 Conway , Kellyanne's spouse ? Poor Kellyanne.


yeah I don't think she sees him very often

I hear she's "otherwise engaged."

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (PbpT7)



::::wink::::

She working on bringing him a nice creampie home.

::::wink::::

Posted by: Paolo at February 27, 2020 07:47 PM (I8FKK)

106 The dude talking is annoying.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)

107 chavez always has the down to earth reasoning.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:48 PM (BZzXD)

108 Do you have to wear Crocs and a Messenger Bag to attend this shit show - or is it just a really good idea ?

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 27, 2020 07:48 PM (ransv)

109 Are they all wearing Bernie! buttons, and calling for the arrest of business people? You know, like Bernie just did on Monday?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:48 PM (NVYyb)

110 They televised it so the Paolo would know their wives are home alone.

I mean "were".

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 27, 2020 07:48 PM (Ndje9)

111 Have they provided their definition of conservatism?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

112 Steve Schmidt, losing elections expert, is talking or babbling, whatever.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:48 PM (4e+hS)

113 Sugar tits abound

Posted by: G marks the spot at February 27, 2020 07:48 PM (bwc5o)

114 They're really hitting the idea that "Amercian citizenship" is nothing more than a mere idea. and if you say you're an american, you are. Just like if you say you're a woman, you are.

Posted by: ace at February




There was a wsj story yesterday about doj having an office to uncitizen those that got in using fraud.

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (HALdu)

115 Guess what's under his dome?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (XVuno)

116 Wall Street Journal

@WSJ

Western hospitals are rationing medical masks and facing other
potential shortages with little relief in sight-- because the world's
mask-manufacturing hub is China's Hubei province.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (wiXsO)

The first rule of Japanese surgical face-mask fight club is that you don't talk about Japanese surgical face-mask fight club.

https://twitter.com/Apple_JpN__/status/
1232244615626948617

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (TQ/zJ)

117 I bet whoever got the concession license for Vespa Parking made a friggin' killing at this show.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (ransv)

118 Steve Schmidt, let me see, Karl Rove's protege and MacCain's campaign manager ? Yes, let's listen to him.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (zr5Kq)

119 "96 They're really hitting the idea that "Amercian citizenship" is nothing more than a mere idea. and if you say you're an american, you are. Just like if you say you're a woman, you are."

It's hard to get actual Americans who believe in a literal America to support wars on behalf of international corporations based abroad, so they offer up the "proposition nation" bullshit. Again, nothing new to see there.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (puu6v)

120 I want to be appointed a Captain in the Point and Laugh brigade.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (BZzXD)

121 Is there a word that comes from the mouth of Steve Schmidt not some shopworn cliche?

Posted by: Jeffersonian at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (xiOrX)

122 Have they explained who they are?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (Uu+Jp)

123 47 Ah yes, life in Lake Trumpbegone, where the women have dicks, the men are soi, and the children are gender-fluid.
Posted by: Garrison Feeler



Bernie's Utopia!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (gL/cc)

124 Ace is an Ewok and I am a bio-mechanical cat girl so I think we both trump these losers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (WnLEH)

125 What a stupid Super PAC. AOC also started her own PAC. Gotta keep the huckster gravy train flowing.

Most disappointed that they are besmirching Lincoln.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (hvf9s)

126 53 Burning tires around you house will ward of COVID-19
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (BZzXD)

And painting your door posts with the blood of a freshly-clubbed baby seal.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (NWiLs)

127 The Youtube chat isn't even on Slow Mode!

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (tVQUs)

128 zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (XVuno)

129 Power keeps cycling on and off at the house, I can only assume, due to the Tecate-virus.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (CrUoT)
-------
Beats the Modelo virus - gold foil everywhere.

Not panicking until the Natty Light virus hits.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (aKgvL)

130 i'll bet those masks don't help a damn thing. if you can breathe through it, that creeping crud gets past it too. better off playing howard hughes with rubber gloves and shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (KP5rU)

131 Wow, they're conserving conservatism at an alarming rate.*


*current rate = 0%

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (4e+hS)

132 DUDE, HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF A POWERPOINT????

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (XVuno)

133 Is AOC going to survive 2020 ?

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (zr5Kq)

134 111 Have they provided their definition of conservatism?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

The Conservative case to destroy Citizenship.

Because everyone is a citizen.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (NgKpN)

135 >>Western hospitals are rationing medical masks and facing other
potential shortages with little relief in sight-- because the world's
mask-manufacturing hub is China's Hubei province.


That Orange Madman has killed us ALL!


Again!

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (6SMFs)

136 The_Donald did not kill itself.
Tim Pool: https://youtu.be/rTh5R5KAPJA

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of pro Trump memesmiths suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 07:51 PM (hvf9s)

137 These guys represent the Lincoln who wanted to send all the blacks to Liberia amirite?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 27, 2020 07:51 PM (y7DUB)

138 105 41 >>>31 Conway , Kellyanne's spouse ? Poor Kellyanne.


yeah I don't think she sees him very often

I hear she's "otherwise engaged."

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (PbpT7)



::::wink::::

She working on bringing him a nice creampie home.

::::wink::::
Posted by: Paolo a


LOFL

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:51 PM (PbpT7)

139 131 Wow, they're conserving conservatism at an alarming rate.*


*current rate = 0%
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (4e+hS)

Countless good points!

because you can't count, to zero.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 07:51 PM (NgKpN)

140 Western hospitals are rationing medical masks and facing other

potential shortages with little relief in sight-- because the world's

mask-manufacturing hub is China's Hubei province.



But it's not a panic.

Posted by: Italian Center for Disease Control at February 27, 2020 07:51 PM (oVJmc)

141 Insomniac, would armadillo blood work?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:51 PM (BZzXD)

142 What's that slurping sound I keep hearing? It's like someone is sucking dick right on the internet broadcast.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:51 PM (NVYyb)

143 No way she has kids, that she didn't steal.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:51 PM (4e+hS)

144 I'm sure they'll have to beat off the groupies with a stick.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

145 It's always nice coming here, after a hard day at work, when I don't have access to anything other than mainstream media, in small doses.

I come here and get some reality. For that I am truly grateful.

That being said, Ace, your musical taste sux.

But then, so does 99.999% of the population's.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (hku12)

146 >>> Is AOC going to survive 2020 ?

Possibly no. Either way she will have her PAC to keep the political gravy train flowing.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (hvf9s)

147 They're really hitting the idea that "Amercian citizenship" is nothing more than a mere idea. and if you say you're an american, you are. Just like if you say you're a woman, you are.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (PbpT7)

Exit question - how much of this cuckagenda was allowed to be their own thoughts, and how much was actually controlled by their donors? I am willing to bet that when the donors came up with this "idea" for a forum for them - they gave Kristol, Goldberg, etal their thoughts for the day. Like they do every day.

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (32YRo)

148 I'm sure they'll have to beat off the groupies with a stick.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (Uu+Jp)


According to my prior video studies - that's not how you do it. Not at all.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (ransv)

149 now who's this big blowsy beefy gal

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (PbpT7)

150 141 Insomniac, would armadillo blood work?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:51 PM (BZzXD)

In a pinch it'll do. Helps if you mix in something endangered though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (NWiLs)

151 I'm sure they'll have to beat off the groupies with a stick.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (Uu+Jp)


The XL t-shirts have already sold out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (XVuno)

152 And painting your door posts with the blood of a freshly-clubbed baby seal.



Oh Canada.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (zr5Kq)

153 Jis woman speaking, she no make Paolo have a boner.

Posted by: Paolo at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (I8FKK)

154 I got dumps to take more important than this. Later!

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (4e+hS)

155 This Questioon is for Mr Conway :

George. I am balls deep in your wife right now and I am wondering if you have any suggestions as to where I should blow my load?
Thanks.

I'll take my answer off air.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (6SMFs)

156 144 I'm sure they'll have to beat off the groupies with a stick.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

They're doing it wrong...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

157 She's very concerned.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (XVuno)

158 Beating off the groupies got me fired at PBS.

Posted by: Garrison Feeler at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (KGb/R)

159 We're now ruled by a tyrant.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (XVuno)

160 You mean the XXXL shirts

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (WnLEH)

161 Possibly no. Either way she will have her PAC to keep the political gravy train flowing.
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (hvf9s)



Is she being premiered ?

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (zr5Kq)

162 now who's this big blowsy beefy gal
Posted by: ace


Roomy?

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (QLPEO)

163 Which Democratic presidential candidate will be the first to vow to close the Medical Mask gap (while on the payroll of a Chinese pharmaceutical company)?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (puu6v)

164 Neighbors said they heard a transformer blow so probably a night without ac. At least not a hot summer night.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (CrUoT)

165 How many cliches can you string together in a single sentence? We'll soon know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (XVuno)

166 162 now who's this big blowsy beefy gal
Posted by: ace

Roomy?
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (QLPEO)

About a size 14?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

167 96 They're really hitting the idea that "Amercian citizenship" is nothing more than a mere idea. and if you say you're an american, you are. Just like if you say you're a woman, you are.

Posted by: ace



I say they are all potted plants and Harvey Weinstein is horny.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (gL/cc)

168 OK so here's one wife who won't be getting fucked tonight

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (PbpT7)

169 The_Donald did not kill itself.
Tim Pool: https://youtu.be/rTh5R5KAPJA

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of pro Trump memesmiths suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
Posted by: LizLem

______________

I feel like everyone is ignoring the thereat of Big Tech and what that will do to our politics.

This is going to be a major headwind for our movement, and no, the free market will not fix it.

I use the analogy, it would be like 40 years ago if AT&T started regulating what political people could say on the telephone.

We need new laws to address this.

Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (sjTfF)

170 And painting your door posts with the blood of a freshly-clubbed baby seal.

Oh Canada.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (zr5Kq)

The Molson dealer will deliver to your door step - it's God's promise...

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (32YRo)

171 Steve Schmidt, patriot.

Hahhahahahahah

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (XVuno)

172 Remember Bob Hope's joke about leaving California before they made homosexuality mandatory? Well, . . .

School requires kids to dance with anyone who asks. Mom fighting for daughter's right to say 'no'...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (+y/Ru)

173 Is that Venus next to the Moon tonight? I think the proximity makes it look much bigger than I remember. I'm on an approach to the airport, and had to wait a while to see if it was going to land. (It's not going to)

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (Z1eux)

174 She said absolutely nothing. Very nice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (XVuno)

175 I just don't *get* these guys.

I understand not liking some of what Trump does. We can talk about that. I might even agree. But this whole existential threat shit...where does that come from?

Trump's policies are pretty mainstream shit. Control the borders. reduce foreign entanglements. Fair trade. produce energy. cut regulations. follow the Constitution. Strong defense. law and order. Lower taxes.

What is his radical departure? What policy is he pursing that isn't pretty mainstream, heck even common sense, stuff? You might disagree, but his approach seems pretty basic to most people. And he's rah rah USA. So? Shouldn't the president of a country root for that country?

It's just baffling.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (+DS2f)

176 now who's this big blowsy beefy gal

Posted by: ace


A sturdy girl ? From Maine, perhaps ?

Does she drive a Subaru ? Have a penchant for Mellisa Etheridge and batting clean-up for the local women's softball league ? A fondness for plaid, maybe ?

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (ransv)

177 * I don't think my autocorrect works too well

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:56 PM (zr5Kq)

178 That was a harrowing story from K.T. McFarland.

The deep state FBI/DOJ is a danger to liberty. Barr should stop giving speeches and prosecute those douchbags.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:56 PM (NVYyb)

179 I use the analogy, it would be like 40 years ago if AT&T started regulating what political people could say on the telephone.

We need new laws to address this.
Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (sjTfF)

Good analogy, but I'd rather they start by using the laws that are already on the books. Bust 'em up.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 27, 2020 07:57 PM (nu45M)

180 now who's this big blowsy beefy gal

Posted by: ace


Is it the girl from the earlier in the week art thread?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 07:57 PM (G0G8s)

181 I saw Steve Schmidt score an own goal for Edmonton at the Northlands Coliseum in '86.

Posted by: schizoid at February 27, 2020 07:57 PM (5fifH)

182 166 162 now who's this big blowsy beefy gal
Posted by: ace

Roomy?
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (QLPEO)

About a size 14?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)


:::::squirt::::

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at February 27, 2020 07:58 PM (I8FKK)

183 Trump's policies are pretty mainstream shit.
Control the borders. reduce foreign entanglements. Fair trade.
produce energy. cut regulations. follow the Constitution. Strong
defense. law and order. Lower taxes.



Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (+DS2f)


None of that sounds like cheap labor to me. Good God, what a simpleton.

Posted by: The Chamber of Commerce at February 27, 2020 07:58 PM (ransv)

184 There are leftist trolls in the Youtube chat that actually think this is a Conservative Event.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 07:58 PM (tVQUs)

185 Isn't trying to deny people who disagree with them a right to participate fully in the political system kind of an existential threat?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (Uu+Jp)

186 Speaking of Blago...

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (zr5Kq)

187 175:

"What is his radical departure?"

Trump doesn't suck up to the same corporate pimps they suck up to.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (puu6v)

188 all thespians drive subarus. everybody knows that. i think you have to have a really gaudy tatt also. it's like a fucking uniform.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (KP5rU)

189 What a bunch of tedious self-important hacks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (XVuno)

190 See my theory is we live in a post expertise world. The world is changing so fast, experts are more often than not wrong. They are not stupid, just not keeping up.

You know who is really good at seeing the future? A successful real estate developer. Those guys need to be looking decades down the road.

So you have these "experts" that are out of date, and were never really experts, getting pissed their advice is not being followed. And the icing on the cake is they are wrong about most shit. Not only did Trump not follow their advice, he was wildly successful by not following their advice.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (+DS2f)

191 168 OK so here's one wife who won't be getting fucked tonight
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (PbpT7)


Bea Arthur get Paolo's dick harder than her.

Posted by: Paolo at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (I8FKK)

192 Schmidt and Wilson are just angling for consulting gigs for the Dem nominee.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (xiOrX)

193 These people are hallucinating.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 08:00 PM (zqs/f)

194 Isn't trying to deny people who disagree with them a right to participate fully in the political system kind of an existential threat?

====


This is too complicated. Let's simplify it. Blondes or Brunettes ?

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)

195 He's accusing President Trump of all President Obama's crimes.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 27, 2020 08:00 PM (Ndje9)

196 >>> I feel like everyone is ignoring the thereat of Big Tech and what that will do to our politics.This is going to be a major headwind for our movement, and no, the free market will not fix it. I use the analogy, it would be like 40 years ago if AT&T started regulating what political people could say on the telephone. We need new laws to address this.
Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (sjTfF)

I agree, this is HUGE. Yet another canary dropping dead in the coalmine. How many more does it take before we actually do something about the BigTech monopolies?

And even if the DC passes laws preventing this, they will not be in place in time to halt the speech suppression of the 202 elections. This is total election coercion.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:00 PM (hvf9s)

197 187 175:
"What is his radical departure?"

Trump doesn't suck up to the same corporate pimps they suck up to. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (puu6v)

I think they resent that he is "free" to say whatever the hell he wants.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 08:00 PM (+DS2f)

198 WTH are these people trying to accomplish with The Lincoln Project? Elect a socialist so they can appoint radical judges and Eric Holder to the SCOTUS.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 08:01 PM (wiXsO)

199 This is too complicated. Let's simplify it. Blondes or Brunettes ?
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)

Yes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:01 PM (NWiLs)

200 Shouldn't the president of a country root for that country?

It's just baffling.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (+DS2f)


Nein, comrade, ze president, he should be a citizen of de vorld, da!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 08:01 PM (BiNEL)

201 Is Mike Murphy there?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 08:01 PM (aKsyK)

202 150 141 Insomniac, would armadillo blood work?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:51 PM (BZzXD)

In a pinch it'll do. Helps if you mix in something endangered though.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (NWiLs)

What about possums? And does it have to be a club or can I use a car tire? While it is on the car?

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at February 27, 2020 08:01 PM (4R6Rp)

203 What a bunch of tedious self-important hacks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (XVuno)


HA ! Self important hacks are always tedious .

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:02 PM (zr5Kq)

204 George not there tonight?

I guess he's on the way home for some clean up duty.

::::wink::::

Posted by: Paolo at February 27, 2020 08:02 PM (I8FKK)

205 This is too complicated. Let's simplify it. Blondes or Brunettes ?
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)

Yes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:01 PM (NWiLs)


Works for me. The simplest plan is the best plan!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 08:02 PM (BiNEL)

206 What about possums? And does it have to be a club or can I use a car tire? While it is on the car?
Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at February 27, 2020 08:01 PM (4R6Rp)

Possums are right out.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

207 "197 187 175:
"What is his radical departure?"

Trump doesn't suck up to the same corporate pimps they suck up to. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (puu6v)

I think they resent that he is "free" to say whatever the hell he wants."

Those two things are not unrelated.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:02 PM (puu6v)

208 I watched for about 5 minutes and that was all I could take. This is painful.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 27, 2020 08:02 PM (jK8Z7)

209 I am surprised no one hasn't done the fake phone thing with their hands to their ear and mouthed "Michael, call me."

He's paying strung out meth addicts to endorse him at this point, might as well score some sweet sweet mini-dictator cash!

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 08:02 PM (32YRo)

210 I use the analogy, it would be like 40 years ago if AT&T started regulating what political people could say on the telephone.

We need new laws to address this.
Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (sjTfF)

Good analogy, but I'd rather they start by using the laws that are already on the books. Bust 'em up.



Why this law isn't being enforced remains a mystery to me - 18 US Code 241

To wit (three wit, even...)


If two or more persons conspire to injure, oppress, threaten, or intimidate any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured to him by the Constitution or laws of the United States, or because of his having so exercised the same; or

If two or more persons go in disguise on the highway, or on the premises of another, with intent to prevent or hinder his free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege so secured

They shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and if death results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse or an attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, they shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for any term of years or for life, or both, or may be sentenced to death.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 08:03 PM (HaL55)

211 This is too complicated. Let's simplify it. Blondes or Brunettes ?
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)

Yes.
Posted by: Insomniac


You know sometimes you can get both from the same girl if you know what I mean.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 08:03 PM (QLPEO)

212 The_Donald did not kill itself.
Tim Pool: https://youtu.be/rTh5R5KAPJA

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of pro Trump memesmiths suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
Posted by: LizLem

______________

I feel like everyone is ignoring the thereat of Big Tech and what that will do to our politics.

This is going to be a major headwind for our movement, and no, the free market will not fix it.

I use the analogy, it would be like 40 years ago if AT&T started regulating what political people could say on the telephone.

We need new laws to address this.
Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (sjTfF)


Yup. And any "free market" zealot who starts saying "but but but..." needs a punch in the throat.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:03 PM (hku12)

213 All of these clowns have punchable faces. Why aren't they engaging in mutual punching?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 08:03 PM (Uu+Jp)

214 Possums are right out.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

Well, damn.

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at February 27, 2020 08:03 PM (4R6Rp)

215 The Donald's policies make America strong.
President Trump is a lover. He loves women , America, making money, driving fast cars, eating steaks his way, living life large with joy. They hate this with all their miserable souls.

Posted by: roscoe at February 27, 2020 08:03 PM (WX+x0)

216 I agree, this is HUGE. Yet another canary dropping dead in the coalmine. How many more does it take before we actually do something about the BigTech monopolies?

And even if the DC passes laws preventing this, they will not be in place in time to halt the speech suppression of the 202 elections. This is total election coercion.
Posted by: LizLem

_________________

I honestly think The_Donald on reddit had a lot to do with Trump winning. And I think the owners of Reddit know that also.

Everyone knew they were going to make a move against it.

We need new laws, and I'm sure the TruCons will scream about muh business regulations (while endorsing socialist Bernie Sanders)

Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 08:04 PM (sjTfF)

217 Does this tie make my face look like a mashed up bag of discarded foreskins?

Posted by: Rick WIlson at February 27, 2020 08:04 PM (3FxOC)

218 213 All of these clowns have punchable faces. Why aren't they engaging in mutual punching?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 08:03 PM (Uu+Jp)

The mutual clown-punching will be afterwards in Bill Kristol's hotel suite.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:04 PM (NWiLs)

219 175 I just don't *get* these guys.

I understand not liking some of what Trump does. We can talk about that. I might even agree. But this whole existential threat shit...where does that come from?

Trump's policies are pretty mainstream shit. Control the borders. reduce foreign entanglements. Fair trade. produce energy. cut regulations. follow the Constitution. Strong defense. law and order. Lower taxes.

What is his radical departure? What policy is he pursing that isn't pretty mainstream, heck even common sense, stuff? You might disagree, but his approach seems pretty basic to most people. And he's rah rah USA. So? Shouldn't the president of a country root for that country?

It's just baffling.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp



Trump is destroying the Grift. He is a threat to there paychecks and, maybe more importantly, status.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 08:04 PM (gL/cc)

220 Looking at dez guys on stage, maybe Paolo getting his dick sucked by wrong spouse, no?

Posted by: Paolo at February 27, 2020 08:05 PM (I8FKK)

221

In all conversations and posts I am now referring to the Bern as the Social Communist or Democrat Social Communist to help differentiate between him - full on unrepentant Commie - and what the 'flakes and 'tards think is Socialist - free shit.

Posted by: Ped Xing at February 27, 2020 08:05 PM (Iw9bs)

222 Trump is destroying the Grift. He is a threat to there paychecks and, maybe more importantly, status.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Basically.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 08:05 PM (QLPEO)

223 "If you read His (Lincoln's) speech - it's very tedious," said the guy who can't speak well enough to say three words without pausing.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:05 PM (/+bwe)

224 Is George Will there? I used to like his columns on baseball, but God he bailed on the right side of history just when he could have been one of its biggest advocates.

Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2020 08:06 PM (ewSN2)

225 Fap now, Morons, because when this livestream thing commences it will suck up the bandwidth of the entire internet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:31 PM


May I strongly suggest you throughly check your bands prior to fapping? Bands are nothing to take lightly.

This is something I happen to know a lot about.

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 27, 2020 08:06 PM (DMUuz)

226 it's not about that, it's about children and religion.



Someone called it "a Catholic divorce." They're divorced in all real
ways, but not officially, and they pretend they're not for the kids.



I think they "live" in the same home but not in the same rooms and they don't always sleep at home...



Theae are things I hear. I don't know if they're true.





Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:42 PM (PbpT7)


She's half EyeTie. I don't suppose she has a brother named Sonny who could teach Georgie Porgy some manners

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:06 PM (OmAmM)

227 Control the borders.

You can *say* that a wall won't work. Maybe it won't. I dunno. I do know 1) we have a huge illegal immigration problem 2) a wall hasn't be tried to this degree 3) No one else has a plan 4) it doesn't cost that much.

So...what the fuck is the problem? It sends a message? Yeah - don't cross our southern border illegally.

Anyone note Trump was floating increasing LEGAL immigration? And rationalizing it so we get more of what we need and not just the grab bag of the world's poor?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 08:06 PM (+DS2f)

228 The Donald's policies make America strong.
President Trump is a lover. He loves women , America, making money, driving fast cars, eating steaks his way, living life large with joy. They hate this with all their miserable souls.
Posted by: roscoe at February 27, 2020 08:03 PM (WX+x0)


HOW RUDE!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:07 PM (Zz0t1)

229 Imma start a drive to collect used sterno cans and collect their residue into a holding vat so that the NeverTrumpers and especially our poll/stock market/Betelgeuse supernova troll can dip themselves in it and self immolate around 10 Eastern on November 3.

NO CHARGE. I'll even have a Bic lighter for each of you.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:07 PM (JCrfD)

230 >>> I watched for about 5 minutes and that was all I could take. This is painful.
Posted by: Caesar North

This. So much orange man bad, and is the greatest threat to our country. Agree with some else said up thread. All the things they are complaint about Trump are things Obama did.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 27, 2020 08:07 PM (8sBQ9)

231 "222 Trump is destroying the Grift. He is a threat to there paychecks and, maybe more importantly, status.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Basically."

Agreed. It's also why the near-entirety of D.C. has arrayed against Trump.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:07 PM (puu6v)

232 How many Never Trumpers would have been Never Lincolners back in 1860?

I'm guessing, all of them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:07 PM (FXaFS)

233 You know sometimes you can get both from the same girl if you know what I mean.
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 08:03 PM (QLPEO)

Wigs ? Twins ? Twins in Wigs ??

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:08 PM (zr5Kq)

234 Apparently the AOSHQ book thread has its own Youtube channel. There's nothing on it, but it's out there.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 08:08 PM (tVQUs)

235 You know sometimes you can get both from the same girl if you know what I mean.
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 08:03 PM


Not if they follow our next-up Coronavirus prevention recommendation.

Posted by: CDC at February 27, 2020 08:08 PM (DMUuz)

236 I managed to listen for about three minutes before I had the overwhelming urge to invite a dozen bulls over to fuck my wife while I hid in the closet.

I'm not married.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (SgjGX)

237 I'm kind of surprised by how well the Bernie Bros clean up tbh

Posted by: Splooge McDuck at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (3FxOC)

238
The Steve Schmidt GOP where losing is a way of life

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (OmAmM)

239 Is this a presidential democrat debate?

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (Zz0t1)

240 >>> I honestly think The_Donald on reddit had a lot to do with Trump winning. And I think the owners of Reddit know that also.

They generate like 90% of the pro trump memes. Carpedonktum and all the rest of the "shitposters." The left cannot meme and cannot joke. Through humor we win, and the pedes at T_D are essential to that fight.

Luckily they still have thedonald.win... for now.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (hvf9s)

241 Anyone note Trump was floating increasing LEGAL immigration? And rationalizing it so we get more of what we need and not just the grab bag of the world's poor?

Tell the progtards we want to be like Canada. They will swallow their tongues.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (JCrfD)

242 Back to Barr and media, if you will indulge me.

Background: My retired parents spend multiple hours each day exposed to the MSM.

Now:
My father just gave me
- an N95 face mask (instruction booklet included)
- nylon gloves
- two spare generic facemasks

The MSM have done their jobs so well, stirring up coronavirus-we-are-all-going-to-die panic.

I'm so fucking depressed right now. sorry

Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (786Ro)

243 who's the bucket of walrus shit at the end?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (KP5rU)

244 They're against the rayciss President who is poised to double or triple minority support for Republicans. They all talked about doing it for years, but never got it done.

I guess there was no money in it.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (Ndje9)

245 "As soon as Trump was nominated... I was a RINO to begin with; I was never to the far right to begin with..." And he equates Trump supporters to a gang.

This guy needs a BIIIIIGGGGG BOD. Bigly.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (/+bwe)

246

Who is the fat broad?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:10 PM (OmAmM)

247 I wait for the awesome explanation on why a rude capitalist is worse than a communist. How that same rude capitalist who follows all of the procedures we have established over the past 200+ years is a greater danger than a communist that vows on his first day to do away with laws and rights by diktat.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 27, 2020 08:10 PM (mSgQG)

248 see the posts I added

i probably got them from a commenter tho

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 08:10 PM (PbpT7)

249 Who is the fat broad?


==

Steve Schmidt ?



Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:10 PM (zr5Kq)

250 How many Never Trumpers would have been Never Lincolners back in 1860?

I'm guessing, all of them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:07 PM (FXaFS)


Lots of tar and feather removal activities would've occupied most of their waking hours.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 27, 2020 08:10 PM (y7DUB)

251 I tried. Seriously, who in the world follows or otherwise pays any attention whatsoever to these whiny, self-important douchebags? That's a sincere question.

Posted by: cnation at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (DML7G)

252 This is too complicated. Let's simplify it. Blondes or Brunettes ?
Posted by: runner

---

The oldest debate in the book: Betty or Veronica.

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (Up3CO)

253 Who is the fat broad?

George Conway.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (JCrfD)

254 Basic human decency?

Has she listened to any of the Dem wannabes? They'd shoot their mothers in the back and place bets on which way she'd fall.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (FXaFS)

255 JFC, Schmidt talking about being a RINO, and then talking about the party principles?

This is the same fucking guy that stabbed the VP candidate in the back in 2008 for trying to actually win that election.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (I8FKK)

256

Fatso is talking about the dignity of each human life so that's why they are supporting the party of murdering babies after birth

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (OmAmM)

257 Trump is destroying the Grift. He is a threat to there paychecks and, maybe more importantly, status.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 08:04 PM (gL/cc)


What is frustrating is that there are "establishment" free marketers and libertarians like Lew Rockwell who are making blanket orangemanbad comments on things that are 1) required by actual law, and b) aimed to combat theft of humanitarian relief, money laundering and profits from selling state expropriated property in places like Venezuela.

I understand that a really successful real estate developer from Queens is not everyone's cup of tea, but hit him for things he does.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (6rS3m)

258 Oh great, she's talking about "dignity" now. During the 8 years of Obama I imagine the word "dignity" never crossed her lips, even as unspeakable evil flourished.

Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (ewSN2)

259 >>Who is the fat broad?

I think her name is Token Gash.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (6SMFs)

260 242: you could sell them on ebay. Someone would snap them up.

Posted by: CN at February 27, 2020 08:12 PM (ONvIw)

261 BREAKING: South Korea reports 256 new cases of coronavirus, raising total to 2,022

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/
1233195515992514560

South Korea has a few updates every 24 hours I believe. They have also tested 65k now. Many of the tests are still out. Also the 50% rate of false negatives.
But at least they are testing unlike our country.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 08:12 PM (GFU7G)

262 The oldest debate in the book: Betty or Veronica.

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (Up3CO)

Yes. Preferably at the same time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:12 PM (NWiLs)

263 260 if Trump mandates industrial output of PPE , the prices will fall

Posted by: CN at February 27, 2020 08:13 PM (ONvIw)

264 253
Who is the fat broad?



George Conway.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (JCrfD)

*spits vodka*
Thanks Circ.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 08:13 PM (Orx/W)

265
The Steve Schmidt GOP where losing is a way of life
Posted by: TheQuietMan


His goal is to become coach of the Washington Generals.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 08:13 PM (aKsyK)

266 A week ago South Korea had 102 cases. Today 2022 and counting. SMFH.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 08:13 PM (GFU7G)

267 The dignity of each life? They really don't care that Trump is pro-life. They supported the wishy-washy legal-but-rare candidates.

My parents voted for Trump because of it.

These "righteous" people would rather lose to the wrong people instead of supporting the not-perfect man.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:13 PM (/+bwe)

268
"This band of warriors" Oh God are they full of themselves

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:13 PM (OmAmM)

269 250 How many Never Trumpers would have been Never Lincolners back in 1860?

I'm guessing, all of them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:07 PM (FXaFS)

Lots of tar and feather removal activities would've occupied most of their waking hours.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 27, 2020 08:10 PM (y7DUB)


Lincoln actually was not very popular, even his own Cabinet members (e.g., Seward) considered an idiot, a backwoods bumpkin. Until Lincoln was assassinated, where he was the one who intoned, "Now he belongs to the ages."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (FXaFS)

270 I think her name is Token Gash.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (6SMFs)


Good one. Well done.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (Zz0t1)

271 Now:
My father just gave me
- an N95 face mask (instruction booklet included)
- nylon gloves
- two spare generic facemasks

-

I'm okay with it if you're flying and/or have a compromised immune system, but I guess that applies towards every contagious illness.

Leroy in Podunk, Arkansas does not need to worry much about a P95.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (41rs/)

272 Bill Kristol's wife has named her vibrator "Steely Don." So has David French's wife.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (mSgQG)

273 You know what, I can't wait until 2024 when these assholes think that they can waltz back into leadership of the party, and are told to get fucked.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (SgjGX)

274 230 >>> I watched for about 5 minutes and that was all I could take. This is painful.
Posted by: Caesar North
This. So much orange man bad, and is the greatest threat to our country. Agree with some else said up thread. All the things they are complaint about Trump are things Obama did.
Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 27, 2020 08:07 PM (8sBQ9)


Yup, same here. Bailed after about 5 minutes. Their all-pervasive sanctimoniousness was suffocating.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (avfsn)

275 >>Also the 50% rate of false negatives.
But at least they are testing

Do you even read your own posts?


Fuck off and die Flu Troll.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (6SMFs)

276 Sincere Republicanism?

Losing consistently?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (FXaFS)

277 236 I managed to listen for about three minutes before I had the overwhelming urge to invite a dozen bulls over to fuck my wife while I hid in the closet.

I'm not married.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (SgjGX)


When you marry, my number is 555-867-5309

or email Paolo@bullsRus.org

Posted by: Paolo at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (I8FKK)

278 I gotta remember to always bring my iPad from now on when I am in DC. To tired to unpack my computer and hate blogging on my phone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (DJu5c)

279 Re comments ace added:

#mattwhitlock2024

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (puu6v)

280 >>> How many Never Trumpers would have been Never Lincolners back in 1860?

And Royalists in 1774. Patrick Henry would have given them all the vapors. This is not who we are!

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (mCR6n)

281 BREAKING: South Korea reports 256 new cases of coronavirus, raising total to 2,022

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/
1233195515992514560

South Korea has a few updates every 24 hours I believe. They have also tested 65k now. Many of the tests are still out. Also the 50% rate of false negatives.
But at least they are testing unlike our country.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 08:12 PM (GFU7G)


Your concern is noted.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (hku12)

282 Trump is destroying the Grift. He is a threat to there paychecks and, maybe more importantly, status.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 08:04 PM (gL/cc)


There was a gravy train.
Every Uniparty politician was on it
Trump took a limousine he paid for himself and never ever rode the gravy train!

His kind must be destroyed and never allowed to even dream about being allowed to rise again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (BiNEL)

283 Kennedy Sorenson wrote a book called "Profiles in Courage."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (FXaFS)

284 Lincoln actually was not very popular, even his own Cabinet members (e.g., Seward) considered an idiot, a backwoods bumpkin. Until Lincoln was assassinated, where he was the one who intoned, "Now he belongs to the ages."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (FXaFS)
------
You're thinking of Secretary Stanton. With Seward, after some initial headbutting, the two men became quite good friends.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (PD1/H)

285 "This band of warriors"

Waterloo? Little Big Horn? Dien Bien Phu?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (JCrfD)

286 I'm still stuck on the song thread from earlier. I think I just came up with the best Tarantino-esque Ammo Loading song:

You Make My dreams Come True - Hall & Oates

Posted by: johnd01 - Gender Solid at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (TXvM3)

287
Some finely-waxed chrome-domes present.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2020 08:16 PM (v5oRw)

288 Thomas Carlyle actually addresses some of the issues with the NTers that are not getting payola.

In his essays on heroic figures, basically idiots look for a hero that fits the forms that they envision for him/her, a real hero does what needs to be done and is formless (doesn't fit the forms expected).

Thus, both in the present time of the hero and the future historians mistake the heroic forms expected instead of the actual substance of action and leadership performed by the actual hero.

Carlyle used Napoleon and Cromwell but he could have been talking just as much about Obama and Trump.

One had the forms but no substantive leadership on much of anything--to wit his Nobel prize for example. Trump is protean and does have substantive accomplishments due to his leadership.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2020 08:16 PM (EUDB2)

289 listened for 1 minute and i wanted to stick chopsticks in my ears.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (Orx/W)

290 Evan McMullin Conservatives

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (XVuno)

291
now who's this big blowsy beefy gal



Posted by: ace


Is he, err, she any good at handball?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (TLxpZ)

292 Why do they all look alike? Bald, pudgy, unkempt and stupid.

Posted by: Splooge McDuck at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (3FxOC)

293
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 08:12 PM (GFU7G)



Great, now run off and get the numbers on Uzbekistan

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (OmAmM)

294 I tried my hand at making Manhattan's tonight. Tasty if I do say but sneaky strong.
I hope I can stand up.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (Uu+Jp)

295 Beto is a furry. And let's be honest, so is Jonah Goldberg. I mean look at that virus magnet he calls a beard.

Posted by: Iblis at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (1mpw4)

296 I gotta remember to always bring my iPad from now on when I am in DC. To tired to unpack my computer and hate blogging on my phone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (DJu5c)


NGU, Ace on an iPad is almost civilized. Look for the DuckDuckGo browser, a bit quirky, but I like it for AoS!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 08:18 PM (BiNEL)

297 You're thinking of Secretary Stanton. With Seward, after some initial headbutting, the two men became quite good friends.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (PD1/H)


Thanks. I misremembered.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:18 PM (FXaFS)

298 >>listened for 1 minute and i wanted to stick chopsticks in my ears.


So. Like a Yoko Ono song?

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 08:18 PM (6SMFs)

299 These people are smarter than you.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 27, 2020 08:18 PM (dKiJG)

300 This polite, so not-rude dude just compared an adult woman to an young, lithe gymnast who can twist any way Trump wants.

This guy needs an even BIIIIGGGGGER BOD! Hugely!!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (/+bwe)

301 "What have you done for me lately?"

In other words, Trump gets it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (FXaFS)

302 listened for 1 minute and i wanted to stick chopsticks in my ears.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (Orx/W)


You here too long. You go now!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (Zz0t1)

303 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (TLxpZ)

You really in New Orleans ? How was the Carnival ?

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (zr5Kq)

304 Lincoln actually was not very popular, even his own Cabinet members (e.g., Seward) considered an idiot, a backwoods bumpkin. Until Lincoln was assassinated, where he was the one who intoned, "Now he belongs to the ages."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (FXaFS)
------
You're thinking of Secretary Stanton. With Seward, after some initial headbutting, the two men became quite good friends.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (PD1/H)


Yeah, Stanton was a non-stop dick. Always and everywhere. He thought he was smarter than Lincoln.

He was not.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (hku12)

305 You know what, I can't wait until 2024 when these assholes think that they can waltz back into leadership of the party, and are told to get fucked.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (SgjGX)


There are a lot of shitheads who believe it will be business as usual just like after Reagan. It's up to us to dictate otherwise.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (y7DUB)

306 278
I gotta remember to always bring my iPad from now on when I am in DC. To
tired to unpack my computer and hate blogging on my phone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (DJu5c)

My fucking IPad is why I posted the whole comment thread and got embarrelled.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (Orx/W)

307 Question for the panel:

How likely is it that your wives' boyfriends will vote for Trump?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (KnN51)

308 Why do they all look alike? Bald, pudgy, unkempt and stupid.
Posted by: Splooge McDuck

----

The self-identification makes it easier for us to ID them. Also, since they are in uniform, no one will mistake them for non-combatants when it gets sporty.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (Y4EXg)

309 So the coronavirus is going to kill us all unless we let Bernie forgive student loans.

Do I have that right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (41rs/)

310 Oh, for fucks sake, they brought up the "kids in cages" canard!

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (zqs/f)

311 Great, now run off and get the numbers on Uzbekistan
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (OmAmM)

They aren't on the board yet.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (GFU7G)

312 Is there a reason why anyone would respect these doofii.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 08:20 PM (Uu+Jp)

313 >>BREAKING: South Korea reports 256 new cases of coronavirus, raising total to 2,022

This has to be the most pathetic pandemic of all time...the virus let loose in December - three months ago - among one of the busiest Chinese districts on the planet, with really little control for nearly two months - and yet, and yet - we have only slightly over 2K confirmed cases in a country of 51M bordering the epicenter. Man, this is so going to disappoint the left.

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 08:20 PM (32YRo)

314 >>"What have you done for me lately?"

Paula Abdul Thread, now?

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 08:20 PM (6SMFs)

315 "Mr. President and Gentlemen of the Convention.

If we could first know where we are, and whither we are tending, we could better judge what to do, and how to do it. We are now far into the fifth year, since a policy was initiated, with the avowed object, and confident promise, of putting an end to slavery agitation. Under the operation of that policy, that agitation has not only, not ceased, but has constantly augmented. In my opinion, it will not cease, until a crisis shall have been reached, and passed.

"A house divided against itself cannot stand." I believe this government cannot endure, permanently half slave and half free. I do not expect the Union to be dissolved - I do not expect the house to fall - but I do expect it will cease to be divided. It will become all one thing, or all the other."

Our crooked DOJ and their crooked Obama judges are trying to stop the truth, but the dam is cracking. They're right; we have become like a third-world banana republic. When you call up the Justice Department, you never know who will answer the phone. Will you get law enforcement--or will you get a law-breaker? Will you get Dick Tracy--or Dirty Cop Bob Mueller? Is your FISA warrant meant to spy on rogues--or is it signed by a rogue spy?

A house divided against itself cannot stand. Neither can a Justice Department that provides justice--and prevents justice. That serves the law--and subverts the law. I too expect it will become all one thing or all the other. Because this cannot stand.

In the immortal words of Lincoln: "Whatever you do, please don't let that grifter Rick Wilson fund-raise on me."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 27, 2020 08:20 PM (Ndje9)

316 Have assholes ever went to a PROLIFE rally, Trump Did.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 27, 2020 08:20 PM (dKiJG)

317 Kars for Kids in Kages

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at February 27, 2020 08:21 PM (41rs/)

318 "This band of warriors" Oh God are they full of themselves
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:13 PM (OmAmM)



Without looking, I think I can guess the number of DD214s amongst that crowd!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 08:21 PM (BiNEL)

319 I last about 20 seconds listening to Rick Wilson.

Toad.

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:21 PM (cF8AT)

320 My fucking IPad is why I posted the whole comment thread and got embarrelled.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (Orx/W)

That charging port must be raw and sore ?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 08:21 PM (DJu5c)

321 Will the grande finale be mass buggery?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 08:22 PM (Uu+Jp)

322
You here too long. You go now!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (Zz0t1)

That happened to me in a sushi place that served free beer because they didn't have their liquor license yet so couldn't charge.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 08:22 PM (Orx/W)

323 This has to be the most pathetic pandemic of all time...the virus let loose in December - three months ago - among one of the busiest Chinese districts on the planet, with really little control for nearly two months - and yet, and yet - we have only slightly over 2K confirmed cases in a country of 51M bordering the epicenter. Man, this is so going to disappoint the left.
Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 08:20 PM (32YRo)


Wait til I get here. I eat viruses for breakfast, and piss it out as Mexican beer.

Posted by: Springtime at February 27, 2020 08:22 PM (hku12)

324 So the coronavirus is going to kill us all unless we let Bernie forgive student loans.

Do I have that right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

----

Focusing on trans-rights wouldn't hurt.

That should help keep us safe.

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 08:22 PM (Up3CO)

325 285
"This band of warriors"



Waterloo? Little Big Horn? Dien Bien Phu?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (JCrfD)

Assault on Golden Corral # 457.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 27, 2020 08:22 PM (mSgQG)

326 These people are smarter than you.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 27, 2020 08:18 PM (dKiJG)
*************
They lack two most important qualities: common sense and critical thinking skills.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 08:22 PM (wiXsO)

327 now who's this big blowsy beefy gal



Posted by: ace


:::OP!:::

She sure likes champagne

Posted by: Steve Kroft at February 27, 2020 08:22 PM (I8FKK)

328 OregonMuse, good way to put it. "Sanctimoniousness." This conclave was dripping with it like a David-Jonah podcast.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 27, 2020 08:23 PM (jK8Z7)

329 I bet Rick Wilson knows what Bill Kristol's asshole tastes like

Posted by: Splooge McDuck at February 27, 2020 08:23 PM (3FxOC)

330 Hard to follow on my phone but are being infested with trolls

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 08:23 PM (DJu5c)

331 Kage Your Kid To-Day!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 08:23 PM (qaSBO)

332 The irony is that of all the presidents I have any real knowledge of, the closest analogue to Trump, both in the president and in the president's opposition, is Lincoln.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 27, 2020 08:23 PM (2lndx)

333
Steve Schmidt says he wouldn't be able to describe the failure if the Dems don't beat Trump. Oh Steve you are so familiar with failure describing it should be no problem for you. You wallow in failure

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:23 PM (OmAmM)

334 This is like 'watching' a Dem debate by reading AoSHQ commentary.

Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2020 08:23 PM (l3+k2)

335 Is this the same "principled conservatives" group thing that's happening this weekend in DC? I get these nut jobs all confused.

Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 08:24 PM (/669Q)

336 He wishes John McCain was still here??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:24 PM (FXaFS)

337 Oh now they're moaning John McCain.

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:24 PM (cF8AT)

338 I wait for the awesome explanation on why a rude capitalist is worse than a communist. How that same rude capitalist who follows all of the procedures we have established over the past 200+ years is a greater danger than a communist that vows on his first day to do away with laws and rights by diktat.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 27, 2020 08:10 PM (mSgQG)

Amen!

Idiot dude is now complaining that Biden was compared to George Wallace, but laments Trump isn't compared to anyone....?!?

And he invoked John McCain! Ha ha ha !

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:25 PM (/+bwe)

339 That charging port must be raw and sore ?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 08:21 PM (DJu5c

It was brutal NGU. I saw the post, and said. "oh man someone really fucked up." then looked at the nic. Heidi is still laughing at the face I made. and you know THESE guys..

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 08:25 PM (Orx/W)

340

Schmidt sucking off McVain. The poster boy of stabbing us in the back and failure theater

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:25 PM (OmAmM)

341 Watching normal people fuuk up can be funny.

Watching spastics spas out is pitiful and boring.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 27, 2020 08:25 PM (c2PkS)

342 Imagine a land bridge magically connected America to Eastern Europe. If streams of Eastern Europeans tried to cross that bridge to vote Republican and demand higher wages, the communists would gun them down and Never Trump would cheer the carnage.

These propagandists would live stream that, too, with compliments.

It's no more complicated.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:25 PM (puu6v)

343 *Mourning! No moaning....but they were kinda doing that too.

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:25 PM (cF8AT)

344 > Why do they all look alike? Bald, pudgy, unkempt and stupid.

They're trying to look professorial.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 08:25 PM (wzeOG)

345 "What have you done for me lately?"

Paula Abdul Thread, now?

That was Janet Jackson.

Ms. Jackson if you're nasty.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:25 PM (JCrfD)

346 My friendsh, remember that one time I did one decent thing 50 yearsh ago?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at February 27, 2020 08:26 PM (41rs/)

347 "What have you done for me lately?"

Paula Abdul Thread, now?

That was Janet Jackson.

Ms. Jackson if you're nasty.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:25 PM (JCrfD)


ahahahaha !

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:26 PM (zr5Kq)

348 Do you want four more years of ..."

Hell yes!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:26 PM (FXaFS)

349 Assault on Golden Corral # 457.

I am dead.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:26 PM (JCrfD)

350 Per CTH,

Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh Sentenced to Three Years in Federal Prison for Corruption and Fraud

She also will serve 3 years of probation afterwards.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 08:26 PM (XF4b8)

351 Rick Wilson thinks he's funny. He's far from it.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 08:26 PM (zqs/f)

352 The irony is that of all the presidents I have any real knowledge of, the closest analogue to Trump, both in the president and in the president's opposition, is Lincoln.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 27, 2020 08:23 PM (2lndx)


If Lincoln had twitter, it would have been non-stop ripping on his opponents, interspersed with humor the scolds didn't approve of... or fully understand.

He'd have been somewhat gentler with his insults though. That's about the only difference.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (hku12)

353 I cannot stand Rick Wilson.

Pompous windbag that loves the sound of his own voice.

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (cF8AT)

354 I guess when these guys say bad words they think it raises their T Level. yeah, no.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (Orx/W)

355
These people are about as interesting as NPR

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (OmAmM)

356 316
Have assholes ever went to a PROLIFE rally, Trump Did.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 27, 2020 08:20 PM (dKiJG)


AAAHHHHH! Icky, icky, icky people! Probably live in trailers! Go to Wal-Mart and Dairy Queen! Wear Carhart!
AAAAHHHHHH! Get it off of me, the stank of their presence!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (mSgQG)

357 >>That was Janet Jackson.


You are thinking of LaToya.


....and that snake.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (6SMFs)

358 Okay, that was awful. I feel stupider for having watched that.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (2PXwn)

359 Who is this broad with delusions of relevance, anyway?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (FXaFS)

360 Focus your ads on ... bathhouses?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:28 PM (FXaFS)

361 I'd love to know who's attending this shindig.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 08:28 PM (wiXsO)

362 Rick Wilson thinks he's funny. He's far from it.
Posted by: Serious Cat

Oh, he's funny. But, looks aren't everything.

Posted by: Splooge McDuck at February 27, 2020 08:28 PM (3FxOC)

363 He'd have been somewhat gentler with his insults though. That's about the only difference.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (hku12)
-----
Sarcastic Lincoln was the best Lincoln.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:28 PM (PD1/H)

364 Is this the same "principled conservatives" group thing that's happening this weekend in DC? I get these nut jobs all confused.
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 08:24 PM


If you take one for The Horde and live-comment it, I'll make sure you get some BlueBell ice cream at some point.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2020 08:29 PM (DMUuz)

365 They want to defeat Republican Senators too; fucking traitors.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 08:29 PM (zqs/f)

366 He wishes John McCain was still here??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:24 PM (FXaFS)


The smell would be quite overwhelming, but ok.

Is there such a thing as cucknecropheliacs?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:29 PM (hku12)

367

He was a young LAAAA HINO

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:29 PM (OmAmM)

368 Good lord that Lincoln Project thing is low energy and pathetic. You can see why they accomplished absolutely zero in moving conservatism forward.

And now they're openly, clearly stating they are going to try to elect Democrats. They said it overtly and in those exact terms.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:29 PM (KZzsI)

369 Rick Wilson thinks he's funny. He's far from it.
Posted by: Serious Cat

Oh, he's funny. But, looks aren't everything.
Posted by: Splooge McDuck at February 27, 2020 08:28 PM (3FxOC)

Don Lemon thinks he's funny.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 08:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

370 Rick Wilson *knows* what Don Lemon's finger smells like.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2020 08:30 PM (DMUuz)

371 This is pathetic. I'm sorry, but that's true.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:30 PM (FXaFS)

372 @PatrickRuffini

There is a Bloomberg digital billboard with incoherent copy outside the Capital One Arena, beckoning you to be his grassroots supporter.

https://tinyurl.com/sq7zzcy

Who writes this idiotic billboards?

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:30 PM (cF8AT)

373 He'd have been somewhat gentler with his insults though. That's about the only difference.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (hku12)
-----
Sarcastic Lincoln was the best Lincoln.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:28 PM (PD1/H)


I can picture it now. A daily update: "Where's George McClellan?"

Same place as yesterday.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:31 PM (hku12)

374

How long ago did Schmidt's jacket fit him? It looks like it's ready to burst

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:31 PM (OmAmM)

375 Great, now run off and get the numbers on Uzbekistan
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (OmAmM)


*Tashkent!*

*sniff*


"Bless you"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2020 08:31 PM (6rS3m)

376 She prays for the Democrats.

And they're voting blue no matter what.

Who are these fuckers again?

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:31 PM (Zz0t1)

377 Vote blue, no matter who?

OK. Now we know where you stand.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:31 PM (FXaFS)

378 "Vote blue, no matter who."

* huge cheers from audience *

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 08:31 PM (zqs/f)

379 "Country over Party".

One of my mistakes over the last 50 years....but I had no choice. The democrats are scum.

A bumper sticker is needed......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 27, 2020 08:31 PM (Z+IKu)

380 TERRIFIED of a Trump 2nd term.

Fuck you. Millennial pussyass......

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)

381 Ugh....I had to turn that shit off.

These guys are fags!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)

382 I'd say the closest analog was Andrew Jackson.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:32 PM (JCrfD)

383 They're targeting Republicans who work with Trump, saying they're afraid of mean Tweets. Yet they're fundraising to make themselves relevant with well-placed antiTrump ads.

SMH

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:32 PM (/+bwe)

384 321 Will the grande finale be mass buggery?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 08:22 PM (Uu+Jp)

Daisy chain.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:33 PM (NWiLs)

385 A victory for Trump in 2020 will signal all bets are off.

God, I hope so.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:33 PM (FXaFS)

386 These guys on the stage are saying outright, they are going to vote for the Democrat instead of Trump no matter who he is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:33 PM (KZzsI)

387
Bernie Sanders would be better than a second Trump term. Yeah, true conservatives want a communist in the White House

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:33 PM (OmAmM)

388 Rut roh....

@ProFootballTalk

Report: Tom Brady's representation has met with Chargers, Raiders, Colts

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:33 PM (cF8AT)

389 James Carvel and Mary Matlein, who were actually on different sides of the political divide, would bicker and poke at each other but would never degrade or humiliate one another in public.

Kellyanne's husband is a piece of garbage because his action are meant to degrade and humiliate his wife.

Truly a bastard and coward.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2020 08:33 PM (PDQ1w)

390
Don Lemon thinks he's funny.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 08:29 PM (Uu+Jp)


Don Lemon goes ATM for the TASTE.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:34 PM (Zz0t1)

391 "368 Good lord that Lincoln Project thing is low energy and pathetic. You can see why they accomplished absolutely zero in moving conservatism forward."

They earned their money, then. Soros & Co. probably left good tips on the dresser.

Ultimately, though, shame on us for ever giving these grifting, wife-sharing, motherfucking gasbags the time of day.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:34 PM (puu6v)

392 Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh Sentenced to Three Years in Federal Prison for Corruption and Fraud

Jon Corzine still just walking the fuck around.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:34 PM (JCrfD)

393 Even if you don't watch the wretched knucklehead fest: go there and hit thumbs down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:34 PM (KZzsI)

394 I'd say the closest analog was Andrew Jackson.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:32 PM (JCrfD)
----------
Trump hasn't shot anyone. Yet.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:34 PM (PD1/H)

395 I am so very unclear on why I am supposed to want high unemployment, service jobs, stagnant retirement investments, and increasing crime.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at February 27, 2020 08:34 PM (41rs/)

396 There is a Bloomberg digital billboard with incoherent copy outside the Capital One Arena, beckoning you to be his grassroots supporter.

https://tinyurl.com/sq7zzcy

Who writes this idiotic billboards?
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:30 PM (cF8AT)

How hard would it be to hack those annoying digital billboards, anyway?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 08:34 PM (T/0rH)

397 Vote blue, no matter who.

How does that square with "Country over Party"?

Posted by: spindrift at February 27, 2020 08:34 PM (ACqut)

398 Trump is destroying the Constitutional building blocks?

Where the fuck were these people when the Magic Negro was ruling with a pen and a phone?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:35 PM (FXaFS)

399 When we cease hearing from the 'rons, we'll know they're busy helping out Paolo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

400 Doesn't Kellyanne Conway have a brother who can go all Sonny Corleone on fat George?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 08:35 PM (Uu+Jp)

401 381 Ugh....I had to turn that shit off.

These guys are fags!!
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)


All I have for them is pity, and not much of that.

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:35 PM (dOV9E)

402 I hate the software that runs this blog.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2020 08:35 PM (l9m7l)

403

No fatso what you are trying to preserve is your scam on Republican voters

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:35 PM (OmAmM)

404 He's morr afraid of Trump than Sanders and more Dems "who won't let him get away with anything too outrageous." The Dems want open borders, abortion anytime, and illegals to have privileges reserved for citizens.

And she is blabbing about generations of future Americans? They won't have American values!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (/+bwe)

405 Good lord that Lincoln Project thing is low energy and pathetic. You can see why they accomplished absolutely zero in moving conservatism forward.


They're the last gasp of a failed, dying movement.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (XVuno)

406 Trump hasn't shot anyone. Yet.

No one has shot at him. Yet.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (JCrfD)

407 Report: Tom Brady's representation has met with Chargers, Raiders, Colts
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:33 PM (cF8AT)

Personally I just think it is negotiating ploy. Brady would be crazy to leave NE. Usually does not work out well for older QBs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (DJu5c)

408 Wow that was weak. They basically ended with Orange Man Bad so support Communism.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (KZzsI)

409 "It's for the children!"

Repeal the 19th amendment. I'm sick of hearing that shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (FXaFS)

410

I thought that went well.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (dyd6F)

411 I hate the software that runs this blog.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2020 08:35 PM (l9m7l)



It regards you with bemused contempt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (XVuno)

412
Nice work, CT.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (dyd6F)

413 No one has shot at him. Yet.

No but Rick Wilson came this [] close to calling for it. Literally.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (KZzsI)

414 411 I hate the software that runs this blog.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2020 08:35 PM (l9m7l)


It regards you with bemused contempt.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (XVuno)

The software is a cat?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

415 350 Per CTH,

Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh Sentenced to Three Years in Federal Prison for Corruption and Fraud

She also will serve 3 years of probation afterwards.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 08:26 PM (XF4b
***********
But thanks to the 11th circuit she just might be able to vote when she's on probation.

Posted by: torabora at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (Y274z)

416 Stream's over.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (tVQUs)

417
I cannot stand Rick Wilson.

Pompous windbag that loves the sound of his own voice.
Posted by: Tami


Don LeMon gives him plenty of positive reinforcement.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (aKsyK)

418 They earned their money, then. Soros & Co. probably left good tips on the dresser.

I think it was an Omydar joint

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (KZzsI)

419
Expect a couple of trolls to show up here soon.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (dyd6F)

420 If Lincoln had twitter, it would have been non-stop
ripping on his opponents, interspersed with humor the scolds didn't
approve of... or fully understand.



He'd have been somewhat gentler with his insults though. That's about the only difference.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (hku12)


I am thinking Andrew Jackson with a twitter account. That would have been brutal. He was facing what was being co-opted into a uniparty, and from what he was willing to say face-to-face, his feed would have been brutal.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (6rS3m)

421 Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh Sentenced to Three Years in Federal Prison for Corruption and Fraud

Jon Corzine still just walking the fuck around.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:34 PM (JCrfD)


Is she the "space to destroy" mayor? Or was that another grifter?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (hku12)

422 416 Stream's over.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (tVQUs)

Prostate issues?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

423 372 @PatrickRuffini

There is a Bloomberg digital billboard with incoherent copy outside the Capital One Arena, beckoning you to be his grassroots supporter.

https://tinyurl.com/sq7zzcy

Who writes this idiotic billboards?
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:30 PM (cF8AT)


I dunno, but they made possible one of my favorite Trump counterpunches ever:

Bloomberg billboard: Donald Trump cheats at golf
Trump Twitter: Mike Bloomberg cheats at...mini golf!

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (dOV9E)

424 Also, many commenters have noted the 1918 pandemic as a comparison to this particular "pandemic" - the "number" of deaths of folks ages between 19 and 35 has been pointed to in the Spanish Influenza.

Its pretty common for these ages during a war to be in close quarters, in army bases and trenches, thus infecting each other pretty rapidly...long before the understanding of such viruses came about and treatment was pretty limited. Their death rate per confirmed infected rate was literally the same as others, but their infection rate was astronomically greater. In the end, it seems statistically it treated their age range no different than others.

The COVID-19 doesn't have any of these close quarter advantages other than in China, Iran and perhaps Korea...and the treatment is really pretty good compared to 1918.

Over 500 cases a DAY were reported in the US alone during 1918 - right now you're lucky to see 500 cases in a week world-wide of COVID-19 other than China.

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (32YRo)

425 Why isn't Joe Scarborough in their club? At least his ditsy wife is attractive for the Paolos of the world.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

426
Personally I just think it is negotiating ploy. Brady would be crazy to leave NE. Usually does not work out well for older QBs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (DJu5c)


Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Joe Montana at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (Zz0t1)

427 Pierre Omidyar isn't getting his money's worth with these unemotive grifters.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (tVQUs)

428 Hate has no home here, & neither do ampersands.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (41rs/)

429 We must Vote Bernie because Trump has showed the dumb rubes that they don't need US smart people to fight the good fight and lose with dignity

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (dKiJG)

430 Pompous windbag that loves the sound of his own voice.

Yeah but of all the pathetic weak minded wretches on that stage, he was the only one who actually had any public speaking skills or preparedness. Those guys looked absolutely awful, whoever the hell they were.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (KZzsI)

431 Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh Sentenced to Three Years in Federal Prison for Corruption and Fraud

Yet another example of the politician to prison pipeline.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (FXaFS)

432 No one has shot at him. Yet.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (JCrfD)
------
I have to admit that if, God forbid, that happens, I'd like to see him pick up an M4 and return fire.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (PD1/H)

433 Expect a couple of trolls to show up here soon.

I think that Jeets guy is stalking me now, probably going through the trash

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:39 PM (KZzsI)

434 422 416 Stream's over.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (tVQUs)

Prostate issues?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)


Naah, Rick and the gang had that removed ages ago.

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:39 PM (dOV9E)

435 These assholes are gonna run commercials

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 27, 2020 08:39 PM (dKiJG)

436 Trump is destroying the Constitutional building blocks?

Yeah, pity he ordered that code red against himself. No, wait...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:39 PM (JCrfD)

437 402
I hate the software that runs this blog.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2020 08:35 PM (l9m7l)


The hamsters know where you live.

Sleep well.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 27, 2020 08:39 PM (mSgQG)

438 Notice, no actual stats in any of their comments. Just projection and whining about why the rubes didn't take their advice. Nothing about employment. This is the consultants last stand about why you didn't listen to them despite how better off everyone else is.

Posted by: ryukyu at February 27, 2020 08:40 PM (vKhgw)

439 If Lincoln had twitter, it would have been non-stop
ripping on his opponents, interspersed with humor the scolds didn't approve of... or fully understand.

He'd have been somewhat gentler with his insults though. That's about the only difference.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (hku12)

I am thinking Andrew Jackson with a twitter account. That would have been brutal. He was facing what was being co-opted into a uniparty, and from what he was willing to say face-to-face, his feed would have been brutal.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (6rS3m)


I believe Andy Jax was about 100% humor free. He'd cut a bitch. No smirking or jesting.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:40 PM (hku12)

440 I missed the crap fest. Can't say I'm sorry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

441 These assholes are gonna run commercials

... commercials To HELP THE DEMOCRATS WIN CONGRESS

They said that very plainly, to weak applause.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:41 PM (KZzsI)

442 So, serious question. After tons of reading, I still don't know which principles these soybags are talking about when they talk about Principled Conservatism. Which ones do they mean?

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:41 PM (dOV9E)

443
Naah, Rick and the gang had that removed ages ago.
Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:39 PM (dOV9E)


They had the cutadickoffme surgury?

Posted by: Joe Montana at February 27, 2020 08:41 PM (Zz0t1)

444 Rick Wilson made a long impassioned speech trying to get the Democrats to change their messaging so they don't end up like Corbyn and the Labor Party.

Because he's so conservative, you see.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:41 PM (KZzsI)

445 I missed the crap fest. Can't say I'm sorry.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 08:40 PM (ptqGC)



You can get the gist of it by putting your tongue on an anvil and whacking it with a ball peen hammer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:41 PM (XVuno)

446 Shit.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (Zz0t1)

447 Bless their hearts.

Posted by: Infidel at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (FXKw3)

448 These assholes are gonna run commercials

... commercials To HELP THE DEMOCRATS WIN CONGRESS


Pol Pot 2020!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (FXaFS)

449 So they think the Democrats are lying when they say they're going to impose communism?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

450 Which ones do they mean?

I think the principle of their cushy think tank jobs, CNN talking head appearances, and book deals. They used to BE SOMEBODY DAMMIT

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (KZzsI)

451 Yet another example of the politician to prison pipeline.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (FXaFS)

She needs to be dressed in an orange jumpsuit, and set out on the median of I-95 on her hands and knees, picking up cigarette butts with a needle taped to the end of a chopstick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (T/0rH)

452 I believe Andy Jax was about 100% humor free. He'd cut a bitch. No smirking or jesting.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:40 PM (hku12)
------
Well, you sure didn't use any levity about his wife.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (PD1/H)

453 I still don't know which principles these soybags are talking about when they talk about Principled Conservatism. Which ones do they mean?
Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:41 PM (dOV9E)



Allow me to spell it out for you:

ORANGE

MAN

BAD

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (XVuno)

454
Is she the "space to destroy" mayor? Or was that another grifter?
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (hku12)

That sure doesn't narrow it down much among "them."

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (yT7bV)

455 Rick Wilson made a long impassioned speech trying to get the Democrats to change their messaging so they don't end up like Corbyn and the Labor Party.

Because he's so conservative, you see.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:41 PM (KZzsI)


The conservative case for going full libtard.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (Zz0t1)

456 ... commercials To HELP THE DEMOCRATS WIN CONGRESS

This is going to be failtastic.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (JCrfD)

457 Them: Bernie couldn't do much damage if there was an R congress to stop him

Also them: lets elect a dem congress.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (dNzKv)

458 While we're at it, what a scam it was that the Democrats were given the "blue party" reference when its been clear to all with eyes to see that they were Reds all along and that the party colors were exactly backwards.

Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (ewSN2)

459 So they think the Democrats are lying when they say they're going to impose communism?

They seem to believe two completely contradictory things at once:

1) That Sanders would be restrained by the system and checks/balances of our system

2) That Trump is totally unrestrained and can only be stopped by death or being removed from office for a Democrat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:43 PM (KZzsI)

460 So, serious question. After tons of reading, I still don't know which principles these soybags are talking about when they talk about Principled Conservatism. Which ones do they mean?
Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:41 PM (dOV9E)


The ones where you take large sums of money from liberal millionaires to push a narrative.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)

461 Expect a couple of trolls to show up here soon.




🚎

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)

462 I believe Andy Jax was about 100% humor free. He'd cut a bitch. No smirking or jesting.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:40 PM (hku12)
------
Well, you sure didn't use any levity about his wife.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (PD1/H)


Noooooo, no no, you would be wise not to.

And a lovely and chaste woman she was, too.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (hku12)

463 I'm basking in the afterglow of a moving and meaningful conversation about the state of our national politics.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (XVuno)

464 change their messaging

Ponder that one for a moment, folks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (JCrfD)

465 Even if all the dumb lunatic nonsense they claim was true (Russian interference, etc) that STILL does not justify their response and desire to have someone like Sanders win, nor their dismissal of the economy, the judges, the jobs, the manufacturing returns, the American confidence return, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (KZzsI)

466 @441
Well it did come off as, We have to destroy the Republican party and usher in the age of Democrat Socialism to save the Republic, the Republican Party and Conservatism itself.


But as the saying goes, you can vote in socialism but you got to fight your way out of it.



Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (PDQ1w)

467 My bad, that was a trolleybus.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)

468 I'm basking in the afterglow of a moving and meaningful conversation about the state of our national politics.

We've talked about this. NO ARSON.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:45 PM (JCrfD)

469 442 Spunge,
Invade the World, Invite the World so that these grifters can collect their cut of the outflows and inflows. Their pocketbook is their principle, the objectives are provided by their funders.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2020 08:45 PM (EUDB2)

470 464 change their messaging

Ponder that one for a moment, folks.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (JCrfD)


The Conservative Case For Helping Democrats Lie About Communism

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:45 PM (dOV9E)

471 Hey everybody.

Why can't we start an Ace PAC?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2020 08:45 PM (L2ZTs)

472


My favorite part of the live chat was the guy
calling them all Cucks and Cocksuckers.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:45 PM (dyd6F)

473 And a lovely and chaste woman she was, too.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (hku12)
--------
That was for just in case Andy is listening, right?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (PD1/H)

474 change their messaging

Ponder that one for a moment, folks.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (JCrfD)

"The old ways of hoodwinking the deplorables don't work anymore. Quick, call our good friends the Democrats!!"

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (yT7bV)

475 Hate has no home here, & neither do ampersands.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM


& then what?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (DMUuz)

476 0 I missed the crap fest. Can't say I'm sorry.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

It was like watching articulate pigs wallow in mud while declaring themselves clean and pork-free.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (/+bwe)

477 I think they truly dislike that everyday people in flyover country is doing well. Like it takes something away from their superiority or the like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (41rs/)

478 Sweet fancy Moses. I was able to watch about thirty seconds of this knob-fest before I threw up in my mouth a little. These people seriously believe they are "Republicans"? No. Seriously? There is literally nothing about them, what they believe or their agenda that even remotely places them in a Republican field, and don't get me started if they actually believe they are Conservatives. Had I not know these were "Republicans", I would have bet all I have on them being your run of the mill bat-guano insane leftists. Whatever they're sucking on, hope they choke on it.

Posted by: Sua Sponte at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (s9Y4g)

479 I am big. It's the parties that got small.

Posted by: Rick Wilsonn at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (aKsyK)

480 But as the saying goes, you can vote in socialism but you got to fight your way out of it.



Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (PDQ1w)

I never met one veteran who said he went to war to defend socialism

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (DJu5c)

481 Wilson's entire argument was: you have to yell ORANGE MAN BAD more. That's what he wants the Democrats to do. Just attack Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (KZzsI)

482 "459 So they think the Democrats are lying when they say they're going to impose communism?

They seem to believe two completely contradictory things at once:

1) That Sanders would be restrained by the system and checks/balances of our system

2) That Trump is totally unrestrained and can only be stopped by death or being removed from office for a Democrat."


Stop with the Whataboutism!*

(*classical reference from two years back during Trump Derangement Syndrome)

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (puu6v)

483 Imagine if Harry Truman had Twitter.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (jK8Z7)

484 458 While we're at it, what a scam it was that the Democrats were given the "blue party" reference when its been clear to all with eyes to see that they were Reds all along and that the party colors were exactly backwards.
Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (ewSN2)


That was intentional. You KNOW it was. Identifying the Democrats with red was a bit too close to the knuckle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (FXaFS)

485 I was playing Black Sabbath and drinking whiskey instead. I win.

Posted by: roscoe at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (WX+x0)

486 They seem to believe two completely contradictory things at once:

1) That Sanders would be restrained by the system and checks/balances of our system

2) That Trump is totally unrestrained and can only be stopped by death or being removed from office for a Democrat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:43 PM (KZzsI)


Those really aren't that contradictory, if you believe, as I am sure the NeverTrumpers privately acknowledge, that Bernie is feckless and incompetent, while Trump is both focused, and super-competent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (T/0rH)

487 @465
If what they say is true, then Putin interfered with an election to install Trump who in turn has become the most temperamentally and programmatically conservative President the country has ever had.

Ergo, Putin is more conservative than Conservative Inc.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (PDQ1w)

488 Damn it I need to make dinner and I have no idea what to make

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (KZzsI)

489 Why can't we start an Ace PAC?

Because that would require t-shirts.

And we'd give all of our money to that Italian pron star who runs for Parliament.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (JCrfD)

490 Let's strip away the bullshit: "democratic socialism" --> "communism."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:48 PM (FXaFS)

491 CDC Alert: We have confirmed reports of a super spreader event of c@ckonavirus (C@ckid-2020) in a small venue outside Washington, DC.

Epidemiologists on site can confirm transmission of the virus has highest occurrence in avian-to-human (via tweet), and bull-to-wife-to-patient contact.

Unconfirmed whether transmission can occur in free air-to-air sequence, however we advise individuals that are obese, middle-aged, with a history of mental and financial illness remain self-quarantined in small private therapy sessions until further notice.

Posted by: Dr. Asmahn, OMB at February 27, 2020 08:48 PM (FSDJj)

492 It was like watching articulate pigs wallow in mud while declaring themselves clean and pork-free.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (/+bwe)

Or like when fat chicks call themselves "curvy" or "a few extra pounds?"

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 08:48 PM (yT7bV)

493 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

There's no way.....

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:48 PM (Zz0t1)

494 416 Stream's over.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (tVQUs)


::::lights cigarette:::

Paolo was jus over his wifes too

:::winks:::

Posted by: Paolo at February 27, 2020 08:48 PM (I8FKK)

495 Damn it I need to make dinner and I have no idea what to make
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (KZzsI)

What you got?.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 27, 2020 08:49 PM (Z+IKu)

496 "But as the saying goes, you can vote in socialism but you got to fight your way out of it."


Or you could be like the Czechoslovakians and stand there while it collapses of its own accord all around you.


Or be like the Brits and just vote in Margaret Thatcher and she then goes and de-nationalizes all of that industry.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 27, 2020 08:49 PM (mSgQG)

497 AndyJax would have liked Twitter, esp if he could use it to locate bastards to go beat or shoot

Posted by: Jean at February 27, 2020 08:49 PM (B7KlG)

498 Imagine if Harry Truman had Twitter.

Teddy

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:49 PM (JCrfD)

499 These people seriously believe they are "Republicans"? No. Seriously?

But we think they are, too. I don't see how the name or brand can ever recover. Kind of like that Kool-Aid used in Jonestown. Fruit-Ade? Something like that.

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2020 08:49 PM (Ibwur)

500
& then what?

Posted by: Duncanthrax

-

I was just granted these superpowers & will be testing them out for the next few hours until they disappear.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at February 27, 2020 08:49 PM (41rs/)

501 I was playing Black Sabbath and drinking whiskey instead. I win.
Posted by: roscoe at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (WX+x0)


Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)

502 Official delegate allocations from Nevada:

@BernieSanders 24
@JoeBiden 9
@PeteButtigieg 3

Updated delegate totals after three contests:

Sanders 45
Buttigieg 26
Biden 15
@eWarren 8
@AmyKlobuchar 7

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (cF8AT)

503 Those really aren't that contradictory, if you believe, as I am sure the NeverTrumpers privately acknowledge, that Bernie is feckless and incompetent, while Trump is both focused, and super-competent.

But that's not their argument. They don't argue Sanders won't be able to do much because he's a lazy hack -- which he is -- but that he CANNOT accomplish much because of all the restraints in the system, restraints which Trump magically is not held back by.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (KZzsI)

504 And a lovely and chaste woman she was, too.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (hku12)
--------
That was for just in case Andy is listening, right?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (PD1/H)

At this point it doesn't really matter. We're as good as dead already.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (hku12)

505 Just getting this in the name field.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (41rs/)

506 It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word

I think Jackson had a sense of humor, he just had enormous sense of dignity too. And he was attacked by the money interests who thought he was taking away their central bank for making sweetheart deals to friends and family.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (6rS3m)

507 >>> Imagine if Harry Truman had Twitter.

Johnson tweets would make trump tweets look like they came from Shirley temple.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (UvJJq)

508 479
I am big. It's the parties that got small.



Posted by: Rick Wilsonn at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (aKsyK)

I believe you meant "It was the steamer trays that got empty." Which is why you are banned from Sweden House and Golden Corral.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (mSgQG)

509 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

There's no way.....
Posted by: Sponge

Staring at the XBox until they enter renal failure

Posted by: Jean at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (B7KlG)

510 Updated delegate totals after three contests:

Biden must be over the moon, the first time in his life over 3 presidential attempts he finally has delegates.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:51 PM (KZzsI)

511 "499 These people seriously believe they are "Republicans"? No. Seriously?

But we think they are, too. I don't see how the name or brand can ever recover. Kind of like that Kool-Aid used in Jonestown. Fruit-Ade? Something like that."

It's worse. They expect US to believe they are Republicans.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:51 PM (puu6v)

512

Blah Blah Blah Russia

Blah Blah Blah Constitution

Blah Blah Blah Goat Sodomy

Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at February 27, 2020 08:51 PM (Iw9bs)

513 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

There's no way...


They do polls of kids as Mommy drives past McDonald's. "But we're STAAAAARVING!" Yeah, we know better. Don't listen to kids. But the Left can't help it.

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2020 08:51 PM (xSo9G)

514 492 It was like watching articulate pigs wallow in mud while declaring themselves clean and pork-free.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (/+bwe)

Or like when fat chicks call themselves "curvy" or "a few extra pounds?"
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 08:48 PM (yT7bV)

Only if they're sitting in front of you, shoveling the cake and icecream in their mouths while they speak.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:51 PM (/+bwe)

515 How many superdelegates does the Bernie have ?

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:51 PM (zr5Kq)

516 Damn it I need to make dinner and I have no idea what to make

-

The answer to this is often grilled cheese sandwich.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at February 27, 2020 08:51 PM (41rs/)

517 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

There's no way.....
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:48 PM (Zz0t1)

I've concluded that this, like many other things we've been told, is a lie.

A lie perpetuated to generate cash.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 08:51 PM (yT7bV)

518 It's worse. They expect US to believe they are Republicans.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:51 PM (puu6v)



Funny thing is, they ARE Republicans. Through and through.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (XVuno)

519 493 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

There's no way.....
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:48 PM (Zz0t1)


God, how I detest that allegation, which is so patently untrue. Kids are waddling around, if anything obese, and the poorer they are, the more obese.

I was informed by a liberal that that was because they couldn't afford gym memberships, thereby implicitly validating my point.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (FXaFS)

520 He's morr afraid of Trump than Sanders and more Dems "who won't let him get away with anything too outrageous." The Dems want open borders, abortion anytime, and illegals to have privileges reserved for citizens.

And she is blabbing about generations of future Americans? They won't have American values!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (/+bwe)

On day 1 Sanders could do so much damage to border security. He could stop the two policies that are holding back all of Central America and beyond from showing up at the border, MPP and Third Safe Country Agreements. We'd be back to over 100k a month being released into the country. Not to mention his promised moratorium on deportations.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (zqs/f)

521 This having Trump as President and election combatant thing is really fun. I don't know how I survived the Obama years.

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (dOV9E)

522 509 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

And 1 in 6 is obese.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

523 "510 Updated delegate totals after three contests:

Biden must be over the moon, the first time in his life over 3 presidential attempts he finally has delegates."

It's like getting a participation trophy in the Special Olympics of Politics.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (puu6v)

524 They don't argue Sanders won't be able to do much because he's a lazy hack -- which he is -- but that he CANNOT accomplish much because of all the restraints in the system, restraints which Trump magically is not held back by.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (KZzsI)




Cognitive Dissonance, it's what's for dinner!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (BiNEL)

525 Just getting this in the name field.

You gaged (sp?) that perfectly. Nice.

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (xSo9G)

526 Putin is a reactionary, I expect him to declare himself Czar soon

Posted by: Jean at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (B7KlG)

527 509 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

And 1 in 6 is obese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)


I think I see the problem here...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (XVuno)

528 But that's not their argument. They don't argue Sanders won't be able to do much because he's a lazy hack -- which he is -- but that he CANNOT accomplish much because of all the restraints in the system, restraints which Trump magically is not held back by.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (KZzsI)

What they say, and what they truly believe are not necessarily the same.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 08:53 PM (T/0rH)

529 @som3thingwicked

Turns out they do make these in a lab

https://tinyurl.com/ubhtdbv

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:53 PM (cF8AT)

530
Years ago I called AoS the 4chan for old people.
Still true.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:53 PM (dyd6F)

531

FEED THE FAT KIDS TO THE STARVING KIDS!

Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at February 27, 2020 08:53 PM (Iw9bs)

532 "518 It's worse. They expect US to believe they are Republicans.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:51 PM (puu6v)


Funny thing is, they ARE Republicans. Through and through."

Right.

What was I thinking?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:53 PM (puu6v)

533 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

-

It's "food insecure" or "go to bed hungry."

Yeah, no sh*t. Both of mine want to eat eat cheezits and Dr pepper until they pass out. That's not hunger. That's desire.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at February 27, 2020 08:53 PM (41rs/)

534 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving

Typically they define this as "go to bed hungry at least once a week" or something like that. I mean, when I was a kid I went to bed hungry EVERY night because i could eat my body weight and then want more in an hour.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:53 PM (KZzsI)

535 Nothing sadder than seeing a great big fat 12 year old.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 08:53 PM (QLPEO)

536 The only kids Proggies ever see are at Comet Pizza.

Posted by: Garrison Feeler at February 27, 2020 08:53 PM (KGb/R)

537 I thought it was the Knights Templar who weaponised the Church but anyway.

Would you like us to weaponise the Church?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (ykYG2)

538 Imagine if Harry Truman had Twitter.

Johnson tweets would make trump tweets look like they came from Shirley temple.
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (UvJJq)

"My opponent is a pig fucker."

LMAO

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (yT7bV)

539 The only children you need to worry about are your own.

K.I.S.S.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (Z+IKu)

540 Damn it I need to make dinner and I have no idea what to make


Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (JCrfD)

541 509 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

And 1 in 6 is obese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

And 1 in 4 of the girls will be raped in their lifetime.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (UvJJq)

542
4 in 3 children are bullied.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (dyd6F)

543 Wilson's other hot take: "Republicans in congress want to beat Trump and hateses him just like we does but are afraid of his tweets." Then he gave a smug grin like he'd just cured cancer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (KZzsI)

544 Updated delegate totals after three contests:

Sanders 45
Buttigieg 26
Biden 15
@eWarren 8
@AmyKlobuchar 7
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (cF8AT)


Updated totals after DNC "review":

Sanders 4.5
Buttigieg 2.6
Biden 15
@eWarren 0.8
@AmyKlobuchar 0.07
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (cF8AT)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (FXaFS)

545 4 chan for 29 yo s

Posted by: Garrison Feeler at February 27, 2020 08:55 PM (KGb/R)

546 FEED THE FAT KIDS TO THE STARVING KIDS!

Let's compromise.

Feed the fat of the fat kids to the starving kids.


I'm a giver.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 08:55 PM (QLPEO)

547
Three out of every two children in the US have no health care.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:55 PM (dyd6F)

548 I mean, when I was a kid I went to bed hungry EVERY night because i could eat my body weight and then want more in an hour.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:53 PM (KZzsI)


We had a "just in time" food inventory system at my house, and if that Kaboom supply chain failed even for a few hours people would begin dying.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:55 PM (XVuno)

549 Over 500 cases a DAY were reported in the US alone during 1918 - right now you're lucky to see 500 cases in a week world-wide of COVID-19 other than China.

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (32YRo)

In Fairness, it's the Shinji Death Cult in South Korea with many to the majority of confirmed cases. They have churches around the world. They have been purposely getting infected and traveling to other countries. Estimated 120k members and 300k members. 90k members are missing. It's very 12 Monkeys-ish with Revelations flare to it...very fucked up. It's one of the reasons so many people in South Korea is being tested. I also think South Korea is being used as a transparent open country to get accurate data and numbers from.

Kinda early in the game for large global death cults to purposely get infected and hop on planes to spread it around the world, yet here we are.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 08:55 PM (GFU7G)

550 You gaged (sp?) that perfectly. Nice.

-

I regret being too dumb to know when I do something smart.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at February 27, 2020 08:55 PM (41rs/)

551 543 Wilson's other hot take: "Republicans in congress want to beat Trump and hateses him just like we does but are afraid of his tweets." Then he gave a smug grin like he'd just cured cancer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (KZzsI)


C'mon, he's not Kobe Bryant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:55 PM (FXaFS)

552 Just watched 21 Bridges - good flick, not surprised it was shitcanned - African American good guy cop story. Recommend it..

Posted by: rammajamma at February 27, 2020 08:56 PM (xceTB)

553
Children are raped twice every 2 seconds in America.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:56 PM (dyd6F)

554 This having Trump as President and election combatant thing is really fun. I don't know how I survived the Obama years.
Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (dOV9E)

2020 is shaping up imho to be the most entertaining year of my, um, young life. Yeah that's it, young.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 08:56 PM (yT7bV)

555 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

And 1 in 6 is obese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

And 1 in 4 of the girls will be raped in their lifetime.
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (UvJJq)



We should take a closer look at what those fat kids are up to.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:56 PM (XVuno)

556 541 509 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

And 1 in 6 is obese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

And 1 in 4 of the girls will be raped in their lifetime.
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (UvJJq)


On the bright side, that physical activity will help some of the fat boys lose a little weight.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:56 PM (FXaFS)

557 Children are raped twice every 2 seconds in America.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:56 PM (dyd6F)



Followed immediately by a gunshot fatality!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 27, 2020 08:57 PM (XVuno)

558 That's "Jesusland Unpeople."

Posted by: JAS at February 27, 2020 08:57 PM (2BZBZ)

559 522 509 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?
-----------------------------
And 1 in 6 is obese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)


Asked and answered. A "child" can eat all the chips and mcnuggets they can stuff in their faces... and that's not considered nutrition, so thus, starving.

Because you, you evil white person you, you don't let them have fresh produce in the hood. Only greasy fried crep, and you wouldn't let them eat a vegetable, even if they sold them at the dollar store. Which they don't.

It's genocide. Rayciss genocide.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:57 PM (hku12)

560 Apparently Oprah Winfrey did a tour to sell more Weight Watchers, and recruited Michelle Obama and Lady Gaga. Big extravaganzas.

Sold $15 million of products but spent $20 million on the tour.

Lets hear it for the rainbow tour...

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:57 PM (UvJJq)

561 We should take a closer look at what those fat kids are up to.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:56 PM (XVuno)
--------

I just tuned into this thread and this is the first comment I see. Lol.

Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 08:57 PM (/669Q)

562 150 million people have been killed by gun violence since 2007!

Posted by: Uncle Joe at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (w7KSn)

563 #551 Kudos, nicely done! I'm hoping that we'll be finely done with the Kobe tributes by the time Christmas comes around.

Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (ewSN2)

564 Let's compromise.

Feed the fat of the fat kids to the starving kids.


I'm a giver.
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 08:55 PM (QLPEO)

A little file work, and those aluminum Slurpee straws could be used by the skinny kids to perform ad hoc liposuction on the fat ones.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (T/0rH)

565 Hi Bluebell!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (XVuno)

566 "553
Children are raped twice every 2 seconds in America."

...while their fat asses stand in bread lines, tubby tummies growling.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (puu6v)

567 Let's strip away the bullshit: "democratic socialism" --> "communism."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:48 PM (FXaFS)



All socialism, from Rousseau on down to Sanders is an attempt to return mankind to the Garden of Eden, where all those pesky questions of adulthood and responsibility will be magically washed away.
However, it cannot be reached if anyone dissents or misbehaves, and anyone who does so condemns the entire world to torment as bad as anyone can imagine and is incredibly selfish.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (6rS3m)

568 I hope Michelle Obama gives another speech soon about what a wonderful human being Harvey Weinstein is.

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (dOV9E)

569 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

And 1 in 6 is obese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

1 in 6? Maybe in Florida. Take a road trip to Michigan sometime, especially to the Detroit area. That number will triple.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (yT7bV)

570 >>listened for 1 minute and i wanted to stick chopsticks in my ears.

out of step again! I wanted icepicks. in THEIR ears.

Posted by: Byzantine General at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (B1JrQ)

571 Because you, you evil white person you, you don't let them have fresh produce in the hood. Only greasy fried crep, and you wouldn't let them eat a vegetable, even if they sold them at the dollar store. Which they don't.

It's genocide. Rayciss genocide.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:57 PM (hku12)


"OK, Jamal, drop that vegetable. Here, have a greasy White Castle burger."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (FXaFS)

572 From Washington Examiner- Corona owner Annheuser-Busch announces a revenue loss of 285M amid coronavirus outbreak.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 08:59 PM (wiXsO)

573 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

And 1 in 6 is obese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

And 1 in 4 of the girls will be raped in their lifetime.
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (UvJJq)


Not the obese ones. So they got that going for them. Which is nice.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:59 PM (hku12)

574
The #3 leading cause of death in USA is Hate Crime.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:59 PM (dyd6F)

575 Because you, you evil white person you, you don't let them have fresh produce in the hood. Only greasy fried crep, and you wouldn't let them eat a vegetable, even if they sold them at the dollar store. Which they don't.

Idea: we need to feed them healthy paint chips.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:59 PM (FXaFS)

576 And 1 in 6 is obese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

And 1 in 4 of the girls will be raped in their lifetime.
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (UvJJq)


Not the obese ones. So they got that going for them. Which is nice.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:59 PM (hku12)


It just increases the burden on the hot skinny ones.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (XVuno)

577 Children are raped twice every 2 seconds in America.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:56 PM (dyd6F)



which explains why biden is so tired

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (HALdu)

578 Hola, Cicero!

Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (/669Q)

579 > Johnson tweets would make trump tweets look like they came from Shirley temple.

"My 'Great Society' program will have those n****rs voting Democratic for the next 200 years."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (lbYzk)

580 4 in 3 children are bullied.



==

There are three towns in the United States that have the name "Santa Claus".

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (zr5Kq)

581 And 1 in 6 is obese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

And 1 in 4 of the girls will be raped in their lifetime.
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (UvJJq)

On the bright side, that physical activity will help some of the fat boys lose a little weight.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:56 PM (FXaFS)

Many girls play for the same team now until they get out of college. Kind of like a "cumming of age" movie, only in real life.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (yT7bV)

582 Because you, you evil white person you, you don't let them have fresh produce in the hood. Only greasy fried crep, and you wouldn't let them eat a vegetable, even if they sold them at the dollar store. Which they don't.

It's genocide. Rayciss genocide.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:57 PM (hku12)

"OK, Jamal, drop that vegetable. Here, have a greasy White Castle burger."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (FXaFS)


Oh man, we don't have White Castle here...

I'm getting homesick. Or food poisoning, I'm not sure which.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (hku12)

583 566 "553
Children are raped twice every 2 seconds in America."

...while their fat asses stand in bread lines, tubby tummies growling.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (puu6v)


BREAD LINES ARE GOOD. FACT. END OF DISCUSSION.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (dOV9E)

584

4 IN 3 FAT KIDS GO TO BED HUNGRY WHERE THEY ARE RAPED EVERY NIGHT AT GUNPOINT.

TWICE ON SUNDAYS.

Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (Iw9bs)

585 A little file work, and those aluminum Slurpee straws could be used by the skinny kids to perform ad hoc liposuction on the fat ones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



Brave New World my friend.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (QLPEO)

586 From Washington Examiner- Corona owner Annheuser-Busch announces a revenue loss of 285M amid coronavirus outbreak.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 08:59 PM (wiXsO)


I suppose this means that they're calling off the acquisition of Ayds Diet Candies

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (XVuno)

587 They obese are starving in food deserts!

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 09:01 PM (HALdu)

588
The #3 leading cause of death in USA is Hate Crime.


===


There are 19 million new cases of syphilis, gonorrhea and chlamydia in the United States every single year.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:01 PM (zr5Kq)

589 Look, I'm not against providing meals for genuinely hungry children. But with SNAP, WIC, food stamps, Free school breakfasts and lunches, I have to wonder, if the child isn't getting the five meals a day the government is already making available, why would number six solve the problem?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 27, 2020 09:01 PM (Wm5SB)

590 "553
Children are raped twice every 2 seconds in America."

...while their fat asses stand in bread lines, tubby tummies growling.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (puu6v)


See, they put the food down on the ground, and when fat kids bend over ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 09:01 PM (FXaFS)

591 starving of obesity!

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 09:01 PM (HALdu)

592
AoS Statistics is funs!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:02 PM (dyd6F)

593 Great, somebody HAD to mention White Castle.

I smell a road trip coming on.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:02 PM (yT7bV)

594 I'm really relieved. I was wondering what these NeverTrumpers were going to do for employment in a couple of years, but it turns out you can make money by going on paid webcam and eating until you turn so obese that you can't move. Yeah, you probably have to be a chick, but that's easy to arrange these days.

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 09:02 PM (dOV9E)

595 Ha. I'd forgotten about the riots from a few years ago when the store was looted and the apples and bananas were untouched.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at February 27, 2020 09:02 PM (41rs/)

596 AoS Statistics is funs!
Posted by: Soothsayer


61% of the time.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 09:03 PM (QLPEO)

597 The #3 leading cause of death in USA is Hate Crime.

America is facing a critical strategic shortage of short pieces of rope and white sheets!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:03 PM (XVuno)

598 4 IN 3 FAT KIDS GO TO BED HUNGRY WHERE THEY ARE RAPED EVERY NIGHT AT GUNPOINT.

TWICE ON SUNDAYS.
Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (Iw9bs)


Four times on Super Sunday.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 09:03 PM (FXaFS)

599

I have to say that wasn't a very good "marshaling of Morons."

When the call came, only but a few showed up.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:03 PM (dyd6F)

600 So resistance HHS supervisor sends her staff into the initial corona quarantine without PPE, then writes a whistleblower complaint blaming trump. They all know how to play the game, and never miss an opportunity.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:04 PM (dNzKv)

601 Houston Astricks: 7 hit by pich in 5 games. fun year ahead .

Posted by: chango butt at February 27, 2020 09:04 PM (B+t5k)

602 > Imagine if Harry Truman had Twitter.

"I think one man is just as good as another so long as he's not a n****r or a Chinaman."

Posted by: Harry Truman Tweets at February 27, 2020 09:04 PM (lbYzk)

603 "I've no idea what to make."

Start carmelizing chopped onion in butter in a cast iron pan. Whatever you ultimately decide on, probably will be improved by some carmelized onion.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 27, 2020 09:05 PM (FwR7v)

604 >>> Great, somebody HAD to mention White Castle. I smell a road trip coming on.

Drive through Northern Utah, and you can get In N Out and Five Guys and eat them both at the same time.

Not that I have ever done this.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 09:05 PM (UvJJq)

605 572 From Washington Examiner- Corona owner Annheuser-Busch announces a revenue loss of 285M amid coronavirus outbreak.
Posted by: redridinghood

* * * * *

See? If we can just harness the ignorance of any given populace, we'll be able to shift the vote of the electorate in our favor.

Posted by: MSM Strategist at February 27, 2020 09:05 PM (vlJdU)

606 There are 19 million new cases of syphilis, gonorrhea and chlamydia in the United States every single year.
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:01 PM (zr5Kq)


Leave Sandra Fluke out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 09:05 PM (FXaFS)

607 We need to make it easier to get food stamps. Parents should be able to file directly from their iPhone 12 I mean, they have the unlimited data plan, so it shouldn't be a big deal.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:06 PM (dNzKv)

608 Israel saved many American lives in Vietnam

https://tinyurl.com/ues494l

Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at February 27, 2020 09:06 PM (2oYEN)

609 Anti-Trump actress calls for 'economic shutdown' to disrupt GDP for a day

Actress Patricia Arquette called on her Instagram followers over last weekend to spread the word about an "economic shutdown" effort scheduled for March 2.

"March 2 there is an economic shut down [sic] action," Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."


Anyone else rubbing their temples....

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 09:06 PM (cF8AT)

610 7 of every 2 girls are fat and undesirable therefore should be on the cover of a magazine in a bikini.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 09:07 PM (Zz0t1)

611 Anyone else rubbing their temples....
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 09:06 PM (cF8AT)

Is that what you girls call it nowadays?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:07 PM (yT7bV)

612 587 They obese are starving in food deserts!
Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 09:01 PM (HALdu)


Only one thing to do: burn down any remaining grocery stores in protest!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 09:07 PM (FXaFS)

613 There are 19 million new cases of syphilis, gonorrhea and chlamydia in the United States every single year.

-

The one that blows my mind is that HIV infections have remained around 40K annually since the 90s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at February 27, 2020 09:08 PM (41rs/)

614 Houston Astricks: 7 hit by pich in 5 games. fun year ahead .
Posted by: chango butt at February 27, 2020 09:04 PM (B+t5k)


The league will not tolerate this.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 09:08 PM (Zz0t1)

615 I will avoid watching any Patricia arquette movies on March 2. Or any other day.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:08 PM (dNzKv)

616 I'm rubbing my pagoda, does that count ?

Posted by: chango butt at February 27, 2020 09:08 PM (B+t5k)

617 Anti-Trump actress calls for 'economic shutdown' to disrupt GDP for a day

Actress Patricia Arquette called on her Instagram followers over last weekend to spread the word about an "economic shutdown" effort scheduled for March 2.

"March 2 there is an economic shut down [sic] action," Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."


OK, nobody attend movies or other Hollyweird entertainment that day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 09:08 PM (FXaFS)

618 Drive through Northern Utah, and you can get In N Out and Five Guys and eat them both at the same time.




I think I saw this vid somewhere

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 09:08 PM (HALdu)

619
Why not just call for a slew of school shootings, too.

These hollywood celerys and their Fatwas from their mansions...

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:09 PM (dyd6F)

620

15 our of 12 kids will be part of 4 out of 5 studies that show that 18% of studies are related to 7 out of 3,000 kids who didn't take part in the survey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 09:09 PM (OmAmM)

621 The one that blows my mind is that HIV infections have remained around 40K annually since the 90s.
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at February 27, 2020 09:08 PM (41rs/)


No. It's 40K per month.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 09:09 PM (FXaFS)

622 "March 2 there is an economic shut down [sic] action," Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."


Anyone else rubbing their temples....
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 09:06 PM (cF8AT)

These are some fucking geniuses, huh?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 09:10 PM (JCrfD)

623 Val-U-Rite: Only one in 8 bottles will make you go blind!

I'd elaborate, but these braille keyboards are really hard to use. I knew I should not have drunk all 8 bottles.

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 09:10 PM (dOV9E)

624 >>> The one that blows my mind is that HIV infections have remained around 40K annually since the 90s.

Expect that number to go up now that they have decriminalized infecting someone.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 09:10 PM (UvJJq)

625 621 The one that blows my mind is that HIV infections have remained around 40K annually since the 90s.
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at February 27, 2020 09:08 PM (41rs/)

No. It's 40K per month.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 09:09 PM (FXaFS)


Shut your purty mouth.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 27, 2020 09:10 PM (dOV9E)

626 old - food stamps



new - food tats

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 09:11 PM (HALdu)

627 This economic shutdown is meant to do what? For who?

Random flailing is the new hotness?

Like the sexbot in Blade Runner?

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 09:11 PM (QLPEO)

628 1 in 6? Maybe in Florida. Take a road trip to Michigan sometime, especially to the Detroit area. That number will triple.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM

I live in Michigan and I wonder where these stats come from. In the Thumb, there are few heavy kids but but some hefty adults. I think it's because the kids are running around in the snow while tge adults stay inside.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:11 PM (/+bwe)

629 Actress Patricia Arquette called on her Instagram followers over last weekend to spread the word about an "economic shutdown" effort scheduled for March 2.


OK, neither of them will buy anything.

Now we're trying to figure who the hell Patricia Arquette is. Does she work at the Bunny Ranch, perhaps?

Oh. Not yet, huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 09:11 PM (FXaFS)

630 From the Babylon Bee:

Politics
Bernie Sanders Praises Slave Owners For Free Housing Program
February 27th, 2020

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 09:11 PM (+y/Ru)

631 More than 60% of Americans have grey hair by the time they are 60 years old.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)

632 Kinda early in the game for large global death cults to purposely get infected and hop on planes to spread it around the world, yet here we are.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 08:55 PM (GFU7G)

Not early at all actually - its actually really quite late for Pandemic - 1918 started out with a roar - millions infected within just a couple of months - mostly due to close quarters as a result of wartime. The flood of cases and the lack of prevention methods exasperated what would probably be a normal virus outbreak only a decade before. COVID-19 is a pathetic outbreak contagion wise to real plaques - but its probably not realistic to expect those anymore given what we know. Only thing that makes it tougher is world wide travel - but that can be contained if need be.

This is a pretty sad and limpy virus to hang a panic over.

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 09:12 PM (32YRo)

633
609 Anti-Trump actress calls for 'economic shutdown' to disrupt GDP for a day

Actress Patricia Arquette called on her Instagram followers over last weekend to spread the word about an "economic shutdown" effort scheduled for March 2.

"March 2 there is an economic shut down [sic] action," Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."


Anyone else rubbing their temples....
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 09:06 PM (cF8AT)
***********
These people really are insane and evil. The thought of the rabid Left gaining power makes me sick to my stomach.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 09:12 PM (wiXsO)

634 I live in Michigan and I wonder where these stats come from. In the Thumb, there are few heavy kids but but some hefty adults. I think it's because the kids are running around in the snow while tge adults stay inside.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:11 PM (/+bwe)


Here in SoCal, Mexican kids - and their mamacitas - are typically grossly overweight. Mexican men, who do manual labor, are fit. Unfortunately, they all eat similarly, I infer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 09:13 PM (FXaFS)

635 Had dinner with President Roosevelt. They gave a real good meal at the taxpayers' expense -- tomato soup, fillet of flounder, roast turkey, string beans, pineapple salad, chocolate ice cream and cake, candy and little cafe noir afterwards. All these things were in courses, deftly placed and removed by an army of coons.

Posted by: Harry Truman Tweets at February 27, 2020 09:13 PM (lbYzk)

636 So resistance HHS supervisor sends her staff into the initial corona quarantine without PPE, then writes a whistleblower complaint blaming trump. They all know how to play the game, and never miss an opportunity.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Sometimes you have to sacrifice a pawn to take the king. Evil bitch.

Posted by: Guzalot at February 27, 2020 09:13 PM (Rz36l)

637 The scientific name for grey hair is "canities."

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:13 PM (zr5Kq)

638 Arquette has a brother who is a big Hollywood tranny. So anybody remotely grounded in reality is the enemy as far as she is concerned.

And to think, her father was on The Waltons. G'night JonGirl!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 27, 2020 09:13 PM (Wm5SB)

639
This is a pretty sad and limpy virus to hang a panic over.

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 09:12 PM (32YRo)


Chickenshits on Wall Street: That's what you think!!! AAHHHH!! What's that? It looks like a shadow. SELL!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 09:14 PM (OmAmM)

640 msn.com on the Astro-beans:
MLB commissioner Rob Manfred has vowed to protect Astros batters from vigilante justice, which means the league will have to review each HBP and make a very difficult decision whether or not to suspend a pitcher

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 09:14 PM (ykYG2)

641 I'm rubbing my pagoda, does that count ?
Posted by: chango butt at February 27, 2020 09:08 PM (B+t5k)

Ummmmmmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 27, 2020 09:14 PM (Z+IKu)

642 1 in 6? Maybe in Florida. Take a road trip to Michigan sometime, especially to the Detroit area. That number will triple.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM

I live in Michigan and I wonder where these stats come from. In the Thumb, there are few heavy kids but but some hefty adults. I think it's because the kids are running around in the snow while tge adults stay inside.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:11 PM (/+bwe)

Spent 25 years around Detroit before moving to Texas, and grew up in west Michigan. I never really noticed until I went back to see my kids.

Maybe it's me, but omg so many of those kids look like crap, and they've all got their noses stuck in their phones instead of riding a bike.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:14 PM (yT7bV)

643 Less than three thousand views. They would have done better broadcasting it on CNN.

Posted by: Boorish Robot at February 27, 2020 09:14 PM (NGPuE)

644 Arquette has a brother who is a big Hollywood tranny. So anybody remotely grounded in reality is the enemy as far as she is concerned.





David Arquette is a tranny ?

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:15 PM (zr5Kq)

645
Steal a World Series: no punishment

Hit a batter: punishment!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:15 PM (dyd6F)

646 The Stros should bang garbage cans just to fuck with people.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 09:15 PM (QLPEO)

647 10 in 10 people will die by the time they reach 140 years old!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 27, 2020 09:16 PM (UUBmN)

648 "Hate has no home here, & neither do ampersands."
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM
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I have half a mind to put a sign outside my home saying that --- just to confuse people.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 27, 2020 09:16 PM (M/9m0)

649 Watching a show on SCI channel about Happy Fun Gulags and slave labor.

I also watched the Low T Project. Wow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 09:16 PM (ptqGC)

650 >>Arquette has a brother who is a big Hollywood tranny. So anybody
remotely grounded in reality is the enemy as far as she is concerned.


Had. Alexis is dead, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2020 09:16 PM (bDqIh)

651 Dick Van Dyke has thrown in his walker in support of Bernie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

652 Dammit, just missed a breakout in the futures market.

I know this day sucked for a lot of people in the markets, but it was the best trading day of my life.

Even with coronavirus, there's always a bright side.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:17 PM (yT7bV)

653 Actress Patricia Arquette called on her Instagram followers over last weekend to spread the word about an "economic shutdown" effort scheduled for March 2.

"March 2 there is an economic shut down [sic] action," Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."


Anyone else rubbing their temples....
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 09:06 PM (cF8AT)
***********
These people really are insane and evil. The thought of the rabid Left gaining power makes me sick to my stomach.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 09:12 PM (wiXsO)

She looks like Meghan McCain, in a jugular sort of way. Not really hot at all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 09:17 PM (T/0rH)

654 Here, this will perk you up after that stupid Arquette nonsense....

@JFNYC1

I don't speak Spanish, but it looks like the Democrats are screwed.

https://tinyurl.com/vnzub6n

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 09:18 PM (cF8AT)

655 Steal a World Series: no punishment

Hit a batter: punishment!
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:15 PM (dyd6F)


They didn't walk away scott free.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 09:18 PM (Zz0t1)

656 Anti-Trump actress calls for 'economic shutdown' to disrupt GDP for a day



Actress Patricia Arquette called on her Instagram followers over
last weekend to spread the word about an "economic shutdown" effort
scheduled for March 2.



"March 2 there is an economic shut down [sic] action," Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."




Someone should tell her it's been rescheduled to February 30th

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 09:18 PM (OmAmM)

657 Had. Alexis is dead, IIRC.

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Dang, that sucks. If only there were some sort of indicator that would let families be aware of a propensity for an early demise.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at February 27, 2020 09:18 PM (41rs/)

658 New York City? You mean Kike Town? Of 8 million residents, 7,500,000 of 'em are kikes.



Posted by: Harry Truman Tweets at February 27, 2020 09:19 PM (lbYzk)

659 651 Dick Van Dyke has thrown in his walker in support of Bernie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

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Bloody chimney sweeps

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:19 PM (XVuno)

660 Dick Van Dyke is still alive ?!

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:20 PM (zr5Kq)

661 Chickenshits on Wall Street: That's what you think!!! AAHHHH!! What's that? It looks like a shadow. SELL!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 09:14 PM (OmAmM)

All trader are lemmings - period - if everyone jumps that don't want to be the last off the bridge. A lot is just done electronically, which is why stops were implemented eventually. They'll all be back in a month or two, sad that they lost a few coins for their clients, but hawking an upside market again.

If you are sufficiently diverse, only sell when you need the dough - the market average has be 15% over time memorial - bank on it - its even been permanently included in CAPM . And M&A folks are the most conservative folks in the world.

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 09:20 PM (32YRo)

662
"March 2 there is an economic shut down [sic] action," Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."


Anyone else rubbing their temples....
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 09:06 PM (cF8AT)


Punish American business owners. Genius.

THAT will win you some fans.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 09:20 PM (Zz0t1)

663 Maybe it's me, but omg so many of those kids look like crap, and they've all got their noses stuck in their phones instead of riding a bike.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:14 PM

Maybe that explains it. The kids here are on bikes until the snow gets too bad, and then they're still outside a lot. Lots of avid hunters and anglers, both boys and girls.

When I lived in Warren, there weren't many kids walking anywhere. I'd get propositioned walking to church, so I figured that kids had scary moments, too.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:20 PM (/+bwe)

664 Maybe it's me, but omg so many of those kids look like crap, and they've all got their noses stuck in their phones instead of riding a bike.


Their helicopter moms won't let them out of her sight because she thinks there's some toxic male behind every tree ready to kidnap their loinfruit. And if they do somehow manage to let them go outside, they'll soon be surrounded by a SWAT team to be arrested for letting their aforementioned loinfruit outside by themselves.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 09:21 PM (HaL55)

665 Looks like der Sturmfag is back.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 09:21 PM (T/0rH)

666 666

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:21 PM (zr5Kq)

667 These people really are insane and evil. The thought of the rabid Left gaining power makes me sick to my stomach.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 09:12 PM (wiXsO)

She looks like Meghan McCain, in a jugular sort of way. Not really hot at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 09:17 PM (T/0rH)

Economic illiterates.

They don't realize that the GDP is measured per month? and that you will have to buy the stuff on Weds, you did not buy on Tuesday?

/shakes head.

Someone needs some Mansplainin

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 09:21 PM (NgKpN)

668 650 >>Arquette has a brother who is a big Hollywood tranny. So anybody
remotely grounded in reality is the enemy as far as she is concerned.


Had. Alexis is dead, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2020 09:16 PM (bDqIh)

Correct. Murdered by Conservatives and HIV, but mostly HIV.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 27, 2020 09:21 PM (Wm5SB)

669 "Don't purchase anything on this day."

She cant be serious?

Posted by: Starbucks at February 27, 2020 09:22 PM (vlJdU)

670 Actress Patricia Arquette called on her Instagram followers over last
weekend to spread the word about an "economic shutdown" effort scheduled
for March 2.



"March 2 there is an economic shut down [sic] action," Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."



Woo hoo! Blue laws are back baby!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 27, 2020 09:22 PM (2ygtH)

671 runner is the Devil.


Pass it on.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 09:22 PM (QLPEO)

672 659 651 Dick Van Dyke has thrown in his walker in support of Bernie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

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Bloody chimney sweeps
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:19 PM (XVuno)

Dude got cucked by a PENGUIN.

Like I should listen to him?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 09:22 PM (NgKpN)

673

Looks like der Sturmfag is back.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



Nah, that's about a racist Democrat

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:22 PM (dyd6F)

674 *makes sign of the Cross at runner*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 09:22 PM (ptqGC)

675 666
666


Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:21 PM (zr5Kq)



uh oh. Now you done it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 09:22 PM (OmAmM)

676 Actress Patricia Arquette called on her Instagram followers over last weekend to spread the word about an "economic shutdown" effort scheduled for March 2.

"March 2 there is an economic shut down [sic] action," Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."



Monday is Chick-fil-A day at work. Fuck you lady.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 09:23 PM (G0G8s)

677 Correct. Murdered by Conservatives and HIV, but mostly HIV.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 27, 2020 09:21 PM (Wm5SB)

AIDS- Anally Injected Death Sentence

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2020 09:23 PM (9Om/r)

678 640 msn.com on the Astro-beans:
MLB commissioner Rob Manfred has vowed to protect Astros batters from vigilante justice, which means the league will have to review each HBP and make a very difficult decision whether or not to suspend a pitcher
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 09:14 PM (ykYG2)

Seriously? Why is Manfred making the situation worse? Allow the players to work it out on the field. I'm in the camp that the controversy is overblown, and they did legally steal signs, and their road record proves they did nothing illlegal. This will make them hated even worse by teams and players. Sure, throwing at their head should lead to an ejection and multiple offenses suspension and fines, but making the Astros special boys is dumb.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 09:23 PM (GFU7G)

679 Yep

Posted by: runner 😈 at February 27, 2020 09:23 PM (zr5Kq)

680 I don't speak Spanish, but it looks like the Democrats are screwed.

https://tinyurl.com/vnzub6n

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 09:18 PM (cF8AT)

Lucha por este país = Fight for this country.

That's my fellow American right there!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:23 PM (/+bwe)

681 i didn't buy anything today. does that count?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 09:24 PM (KP5rU)

682 uh oh. Now you done it



Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Posted by: runner 😈 at February 27, 2020 09:24 PM (zr5Kq)

683 AIDS- Anally Injected Death Sentence
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2020 09:23 PM (9Om/r)


Another Infected Dick Sucker

Another Iowan Discovers Sex

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 09:24 PM (Zz0t1)

684 681 i didn't buy anything today. does that count?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 09:24 PM (KP5rU)

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Welcome to the movement, comrade.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:25 PM (XVuno)

685 *waves at Jane

Posted by: runner 😈 at February 27, 2020 09:25 PM (zr5Kq)

686 Nah, that's about a racist Democrat
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:22 PM (dyd6F)

He's just using Truman for cover.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 09:25 PM (T/0rH)

687 \m/ \m/

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 09:26 PM (NWiLs)

688 runner is of the devil! Be gone!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

689 I love Israel! And I'm proud that the US was the 1st nation to recognize their "New State's" existence on my watch!

Posted by: Harry Truman also Tweets at February 27, 2020 09:26 PM (vlJdU)

690 *gradually moves away from runner before the lighting strikes*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 09:27 PM (HaL55)

691 651 Dick Van Dyke has thrown in his walker in support of Bernie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 09:17 PM (ptqGC)


Trying to ensure he gets top billing in the State produced indoctrination films that are shown, and shown, and shown in the re-education camps as part of the Das Kapital Literacy Initiative!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 09:27 PM (BiNEL)

692 684 681 i didn't buy anything today. does that count?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 09:24 PM (KP5rU)

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Welcome to the movement, comrade.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:25 PM (XVuno)

I am not worthy. I bought a box of Kraft macaroni dinner.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 09:27 PM (NgKpN)

693 Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:23 PM (zr5Kq)

What would you give me in exchange for my soul?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 09:27 PM (NWiLs)

694 I don't speak Spanish, but it looks like the Democrats are screwed.

https://tinyurl.com/vnzub6n

I do... this guy is good.. Loves the USA and Trump .

Posted by: chango butt at February 27, 2020 09:28 PM (B+t5k)

695 MLB commissioner Rob Manfred has vowed to protect Astros batters from vigilante justice, which means the league will have to review each HBP and make a very difficult decision whether or not to suspend a pitcher
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 09:14 PM (ykYG2)

If this is true then Manfred is dead man walking - the owners run the league - they'll not let this suspension on pitchers happen. He's already on his last legs anyway - look for the owners to "go a different direction" in a year or two.

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 09:28 PM (32YRo)

696 check it out

MIDDLE TOWNSHIP, New Jersey (WPVI) -- Two Middle Township high school seniors and one of their coaches made history on Wednesday as they took the oath of enlistment for the U.S. Army from a commander in space.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/tvau9ej

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 09:29 PM (G546f)

697 The stock market is a rigged game.

Everybody knows......

Posted by: Zombie No Talent Leonard Cohen at February 27, 2020 09:30 PM (Z+IKu)

698 666 666
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:21 PM (zr5Kq)


THE POWER OF EWOK COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF EWOK COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF EWOK COMPELS YOU!

Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2020 09:30 PM (NiXyF)

699 Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:23 PM (zr5Kq)

What would you give me in exchange for my soul?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 09:27 PM (NWiLs)

---------

Is it still in the original packaging?

Posted by: Antiques Roadshow at February 27, 2020 09:30 PM (XVuno)

700 Lucha por este pas = Fight for this country.

That's my fellow American right there!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:23 PM (/+bwe)

So you're a chick? And Hispanic?

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:30 PM (yT7bV)

701 I'm going to save all purchases till March the 2nd and buy like it's Cyber Monday.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 09:31 PM (wiXsO)

702 I am still eschewing chik fil a.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:31 PM (dNzKv)

703 The stock market is a rigged game.



Everybody knows......

Posted by: Zombie No Talent Leonard Cohen



True, but give this bug bullshit 2 more weeks and jump in with both feet.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 27, 2020 09:32 PM (2ygtH)

704 700 Lucha por este pas = Fight for this country.

*pais

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

705 I am still eschewing chik fil a.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



Gristle?

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 09:32 PM (QLPEO)

706 POLITICO@politico
Hillary Clinton is starting a podcast

"Conan just exudes enthusiasm about this platform and he does these interviews that are really evergreen and the idea with her, in part inspired by that experience, is to do the same thing," said a person close to Clinton. "She wants to try to have a wider-ranging conversation that will be lasting, so you can listen to it in a year or you can listen to it tomorrow and it will be interesting. And then of course she'll do some ranting and raving about news of the day."

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Wow! The Wit and Wisdom of Hillary! Who wouldn't listen to that?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 09:32 PM (+y/Ru)

707
What would you give me in exchange for my soul?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 09:27 PM (NWiLs)

A fiddle.

Posted by: runner 😈 at February 27, 2020 09:33 PM (zr5Kq)

708 I think the MLB is hoping that pitchers will get it out of their systems by the time the regular season starts, but we'll see.

It is kind of a time-honored tradition to plunk batters who cheat you as a pitcher.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:33 PM (KZzsI)

709 702 I am still eschewing chik fil a.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:31 PM (dNzKv)

--------

If you don' eschew it you might choke to death!

Posted by: Nacho Libre at February 27, 2020 09:33 PM (XVuno)

710 I am still eschewing chik fil a.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:31 PM (dNzKv)

It's that tough?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 09:34 PM (T/0rH)

711 Dick Van Dyke has thrown in his walker in support of Bernie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

His time was done when he did "The Comedian" awful flick...good riddance.

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 09:34 PM (32YRo)

712 707
What would you give me in exchange for my soul?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 09:27 PM (NWiLs)

A fiddle.
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:33 PM (zr5Kq)

Meh. No sale.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 09:34 PM (NWiLs)

713 Last time I ate there it tasted a little too much like social justice. If they make it past June without a rainbow logo, I might go back.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:34 PM (dNzKv)

714 THE POWER OF EWOK COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF EWOK COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF EWOK COMPELS YOU!
Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2020 09:30 PM (NiXyF)

Quit waving that purse at me.

Posted by: runner 😈 at February 27, 2020 09:34 PM (zr5Kq)

715 I watched a few minutes and heard some guy say very inspiring words about our heritage and honor and sacrifice and .... All very well and good but not very useful at the moment. We are not engaged in a debate in the gentleman's club. We are are in middle of trench war and barely holding the line.

Posted by: Ripley at February 27, 2020 09:34 PM (UPTl7)

716 Only needed to view for a few minutes to see that these people are an even greater threat to this nation than anything that's come out of the dem-left-progressive field...

Posted by: Sua Sponte at February 27, 2020 09:35 PM (s9Y4g)

717 Hillary is witty? Yeah no. She's hilarious when she's being tossed like a side of beef in a van, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 09:35 PM (ptqGC)

718


Moderna submitted a vaccine to the government on Tuesday for testing against the coronavirus. My only fear is it's now in the hands of the resistance types who staged that little fearmongering stunt on Tuesday and if the vaccine works they sit on it or drag the trials on to keep the panic going

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 09:35 PM (OmAmM)

719 You see Trump vs. Anybody But Trump is not a binary choice. It's all very complicated. You wouldn't understand.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2020 09:35 PM (uEbPt)

720
Not for nothing: take a look at neighborhood reactions to the announcement of a "safe" injection site in South Philadelphia. Apparently their betters chose the site with zero, zilch, nada community input and then announced the location publicly.

https://youtu.be/recFZcvcPmE

From audio of this encounter that I've heard, this video is truncated.

Some shit has been stepped in and is getting tracked all around the place.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 27, 2020 09:35 PM (pNxlR)

721 I can find something to buy on 3/2. About $150 ought to do it.

Posted by: klaftern at February 27, 2020 09:36 PM (RuIsu)

722 Every week hillary will release an hour long rant about who made her lose in 16.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:36 PM (dNzKv)

723 Conway couldn't make it to the Lincoln confab by the way. His empty chair was one of the most erudite and charismatic figures in the room.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:36 PM (KZzsI)

724 697 The stock market is a rigged game.

Everybody knows......
Posted by: Zombie No Talent Leonard Cohen at February 27, 2020 09:30 PM (Z+IKu)

How dare you attack Free Markets! How dare you, sir!

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 09:36 PM (GFU7G)

725 She's funny? Please, they almost had to change "hilarious" to mean excessively nasty cvnt because of its association with her.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2020 09:37 PM (uEbPt)

726 Every week hillary will release an hour long rant about who made her lose in 16.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:36 PM (dNzKv)

--------

She'll also bitch about the No Refunds policy on the fireworks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:37 PM (XVuno)

727
Penis Van Lesbian is 94 yrs old. And has much greater cognitive function than Joe Biden.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 09:37 PM (rCwaK)

728 Never forget.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-TGmc4CZUU

Posted by: Randy Cane at February 27, 2020 09:37 PM (Sod+H)

729

Is CPAC now??

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:37 PM (dyd6F)

730 I'm Still With Her! Re-Elect Hillary in 2020!

Posted by: Hillbot at February 27, 2020 09:38 PM (l3+k2)

731

3-2-20 Buy American Day!

Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at February 27, 2020 09:38 PM (Iw9bs)

732 She'll also bitch about the No Refunds policy on the fireworks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

heh,

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (2ygtH)

733 So why are we not buying anything until Monday?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (ZXnzo)

734 Is CPAC now??
Posted by: Soothsayer
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I read that as CPAP...

Posted by: lin-duh at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (UUBmN)

735 Lucha por este pas = Fight for this country.

That's my fellow American right there!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:23 PM (/+bwe)

So you're a chick? And Hispanic?

How YOU doin'?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:30 PM (yT7bV)

NaughtyPine may I introduce Emperor Country Boy. Emperor Country Boy - Naughty Pine.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (zr5Kq)

736 Hillary at the convention this summer-

Nominate me! I have a podcast! A podcast!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (dNzKv)

737 President Trump MUST appoint Chocolate Jesus to save us from the Corona Virus immediately !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (qM84C)

738 733 So why are we not buying anything until Monday?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (ZXnzo)

--------

We're crashing the Trump economy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (XVuno)

739 530
Years ago I called AoS the 4chan for old people.
Still true.
Posted by: Soothsayer

I'm not OLD, I'm oldish

I'm vintage, not antique

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 09:40 PM (G546f)

740 I'm not OLD, I'm oldish

I'm vintage, not antique
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 09:40 PM (G546f)

--------

I'd date that back to the Civil War era.

Posted by: Antiques Roadshow at February 27, 2020 09:41 PM (XVuno)

741 why, what's 3/2?

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 09:41 PM (G546f)

742 "We're crashing the Trump economy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (XVuno)"
Oooohhhh....why are we doing that?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:41 PM (ZXnzo)

743 President Trump MUST appoint Chocolate Jesus to save us from the Corona Virus immediately !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: James


This guy makes a pretty good point. I'm intrigued.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 09:41 PM (QLPEO)

744 I thought the maximum age for this website was 29?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:42 PM (dNzKv)

745 741 why, what's 3/2?
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 09:41 PM (G546f)

20 bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 09:42 PM (NWiLs)

746 So, March 2 is the day I go blow all the money on all the things, good to know.

Posted by: betty at February 27, 2020 09:42 PM (/QabR)

747 Every week hillary will release an hour long rant about who made her lose in 16.

Makes me think of Ace's TV show in Casino. I've seen footage of the real show, and it was even worse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:43 PM (KZzsI)

748 Holly weirdo says we have to stop buying things on 3/2 to stick it to trump. Therefore, 3/2 is buy American day!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:43 PM (dNzKv)

749
I'm not OLD, I'm oldish
I'm vintage, not antique
The music is nu metal
Because I'm not a geek


Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:43 PM (zr5Kq)

750 NaughtyPine may I introduce Emperor Country Boy. Emperor Country Boy - Naughty Pine.
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (zr5Kq)

Hmmmm, might need to take a road trip back there after all, since my daughter's wedding might get delayed 'til next spring.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:43 PM (yT7bV)

751 744 I thought the maximum age for this website was 29?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:42 PM (dNzKv)

--------

Rumor has it that some here have used fake IDs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:43 PM (XVuno)

752 Years ago I called AoS the 4chan for old people.

But with fewer pedos and neo nazis

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)

753 I need some shoes and bags maybe some dresses, and vodka.

Posted by: betty at February 27, 2020 09:44 PM (/QabR)

754 Always remember.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6TmogXhOZ8

Posted by: Randy Cane at February 27, 2020 09:44 PM (Sod+H)

755

Trump should offer to appoint Biden as Virus Czar...

Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at February 27, 2020 09:44 PM (Iw9bs)

756 why, what's 3/2?
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 09:41 PM (G546f)

Low rent beer I used to mistakenly purchase out West.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:44 PM (yT7bV)

757 Holly weirdo says we have to stop buying things on 3/2 to stick it to trump. Therefore, 3/2 is buy American day!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:43 PM (dNzKv)


Ahhhh. Well fuck that guy, I need model trains! But they're all made in China these days anyway...so I'll buy MicroTrains cause they are made in the US.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:45 PM (ZXnzo)

758 753 I need some shoes and bags maybe some dresses, and vodka.
Posted by: betty at February 27, 2020 09:44 PM (/QabR)

Why don't you and Veronica come over to my place after. Bring the vodka.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 09:45 PM (NWiLs)

759 3/2 is Texas's Independence Day. It's a state holiday.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 27, 2020 09:45 PM (UUBmN)

760 I'd date that back to the Civil War era.
Posted by: Antiques Roadshow

The flavors of maturity:

Incredible potential
Promising
Sharp and strong
Robust
Well-rounded
Mellow
Vintage
Antique
Archeological

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 09:45 PM (G546f)

761 >>>I hear she's "otherwise engaged."

Posted by: ace<<<

You sly dog! Your secret is safe.

Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2020 09:46 PM (ATCV4)

762 10 in 10 people will die by the time they reach 140 years old!
Posted by: lin-duh
---------

Statistically, very few people die at age 92. It follows that you live to 93, why the odds are even lower that you will die.

Posted by: Mark Twain, See: statistics at February 27, 2020 09:46 PM (CDGwz)

763 why are we not buying anything until Monday?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (ZXnzo)
********
see comment 653

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 09:46 PM (wiXsO)

764 Always with the Veronica thing.......shoes and vodka!!!!

Posted by: betty at February 27, 2020 09:46 PM (/QabR)

765 720
....Apparently their betters chose the site with zero, zilch, nada community input .....

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 27, 2020 09:35 PM (pNxlR)
---------------------------------
This is what it's all about.
Yep.
Damn the ruling class. Damn them.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 27, 2020 09:47 PM (M/9m0)

766 Ahhhh. Well fuck that guy, I need model trains! But they're all made in China these days anyway...so I'll buy MicroTrains cause they are made in the US.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:45 PM (ZXnzo)

You rike Amelican trains? We have gleat deal on Rionel and Amelican Fryer.

Posted by: Ali Baba at February 27, 2020 09:47 PM (T/0rH)

767 I think the lease on the Philly safe site got pulled

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 09:48 PM (G546f)

768 Ann Peebles > Uretha Franklin

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 27, 2020 09:48 PM (Z+IKu)

769 Why don't you and Veronica come over to my place after. Bring the vodka.

Hey now, don't get greedy, Veronica can come to my place

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:48 PM (KZzsI)

770
Years ago I called AoS the 4chan for old people.

But with fewer pedos and neo nazis

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor




Fewer?
Hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:48 PM (dyd6F)

771 I need some shoes and bags maybe some dresses, and vodka.
Posted by: betty
------

Just have your doctor write a prescription.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at February 27, 2020 09:48 PM (xSo9G)

772
Years ago I called AoS the 4chan for old people.

But with fewer pedos and neo nazis

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Fewer!!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:49 PM (dyd6F)

773 729

Is CPAC now??
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:37 PM (dyd6F)

CPAC gave a press pass to Jaret Holt, who runs the site Right Wing Watch. He literally writes smear articles and doxxes people on the Right. But CPAC gave him a press pass, but people like Michelle Malkin have been unpersoned by them.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 09:49 PM (GFU7G)

774 I might drink your vodka and walk on your dress.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 27, 2020 09:49 PM (KHX+g)

775 NaughtyPine may I introduce Emperor Country Boy. Emperor Country Boy - Naughty Pine.
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (zr5Kq)

Hmmmm, might need to take a road trip back there after all, since my daughter's wedding might get delayed 'til next spring.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:43 PM (yT7bV)

I had to read back to figure out what was going on here! Ha ha!

Emperor Country Boy, you would be awfully disappointed. My nickname is La Langosta (the lobster) because I lack the olive complexion of my relatives. And I am a very fat woman. Better luck to you!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:49 PM (/+bwe)

776 A Trump supporter trolls Bernie:

https://twitter.com/KateHydeNY/status/1233127126888570880

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 27, 2020 09:49 PM (d6Ksn)

777 Fewer?
Hahahahahahahaha


Would you believe not as much of a majority?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:49 PM (KZzsI)

778 You rike Amelican trains? We have gleat deal on Rionel and Amelican Fryer.

Posted by: Ali Baba at February 27, 2020 09:47 PM (T/0rH)



I'll bet you do. Good price, right? Sure.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:49 PM (ZXnzo)

779 By the way I never did find out who that broad was that did such a lousy job emceeing the Lincoln thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:50 PM (KZzsI)

780 > Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."

Except for drugs. And cosmetic surgery. And dinner at that trendy new place in Beverly Hills. You know, the essentials. There's no need to go crazy!

Posted by: Patricia Arqeutte at February 27, 2020 09:50 PM (lbYzk)

781 Ahhhh. Well fuck that guy, I need model trains! But they're all made in China these days anyway...so I'll buy MicroTrains cause they are made in the US.
Posted by: GGE
------

*ponders O gauge Lionel stuff stored in the basement*

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at February 27, 2020 09:50 PM (xSo9G)

782 Oooops. /Newsom

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at February 27, 2020 09:51 PM (xSo9G)

783 766 Ahhhh. Well fuck that guy, I need model trains! But they're all made in China these days anyway...so I'll buy MicroTrains cause they are made in the US.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:45 PM (ZXnzo)

You rike Amelican trains? We have gleat deal on Rionel and Amelican Fryer.
Posted by: Ali Baba at February 27, 2020 09:47 PM (T/0rH)

Lionel trains used to be made just down the highway from me. Awfully sad when it went to China.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:51 PM (/+bwe)

784 Boycot Corona (3.2 abv) Day!

-Patricia Arquette

Posted by: Rex B at February 27, 2020 09:51 PM (vlJdU)

785 My nickname is La Langosta (the lobster) because I lack the olive complexion of my relatives. And I am a very fat woman. Better luck to you!

So you burn easily and have lots to love? We can work with that. You just need oiled, burly men holding ostrich feather fans over you in the sun.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:51 PM (KZzsI)

786 O/t
Jpost is reporting Israeli scientists will have a corona virus vaccine in 90 days.
They were already working on a different corona virus which is very similar to the human one from China. So the just have to account for the differences in the strains, and their all set.

Posted by: Iblis at February 27, 2020 09:52 PM (1mpw4)

787 Gawd I'll be glad when this primary is done. Tiny Mike is now claiming he led a large city through 9-11. Correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't that Rudy?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:52 PM (ZXnzo)

788 Oooops. /Newsom
Posted by: Gavin Newsom


Maybe this time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 09:52 PM (xSo9G)

789 Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."

I don't understand this kind of attitude. WEEKS go by without me purchasing anything. Does she shop every day or something?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:52 PM (KZzsI)

790 784 Boycot Corona (3.2 abv) Day!

-Patricia Arquette
Posted by: Rex B at February 27, 2020 09:51 PM (vlJdU)

I hereby promise not to drink any crappy Mexican beer on that day.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 27, 2020 09:52 PM (d6Ksn)

791 Did I mention I hate auto correct?

Posted by: Iblis at February 27, 2020 09:53 PM (1mpw4)

792

You got trains for sale?

Chinese Trains?

'Chinese Trains'!

Nudge Nudge! Say no more say no more!

Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at February 27, 2020 09:53 PM (Iw9bs)

793
Jpost is reporting Israeli scientists will have a corona virus vaccine in 90 days.
They were already working on a different corona virus which is very similar to the human one from China. So the just have to account for the differences in the strains, and their all set.
Posted by: Iblis at February 27, 2020 09:52 PM (1mpw4)

What company will have the patent and manufacture the vaccine?

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 09:53 PM (+Smjf)

794 yay Israel!

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 09:54 PM (G546f)

795 767 I think the lease on the Philly safe site got pulled
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 09:48 PM (G546f)
--------------------------
Did it?
I sure hope so.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 27, 2020 09:54 PM (M/9m0)

796 So you burn easily and have lots to love? We can work with that. You just need oiled, burly men holding ostrich feather fans over you in the sun.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:51 PM (KZzsI)

Ha ha!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:54 PM (/+bwe)

797 You rike Amelican trains? We have gleat deal on Rionel and Amelican Fryer.

Posted by: Ali Baba at February 27, 2020 09:47 PM (T/0rH)



I'll bet you do. Good price, right? Sure.
Posted by: GGE
-----------

Don't do it! Their track spacing is all Chinesey and stuff. Xi gauge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 09:55 PM (xSo9G)

798 Gonna blow some chunks and black helicopters on COVI-19



stay tuned

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 09:56 PM (kFkpX)

799 Where you will find the burly men in amongst us 'rons I have no idea. Surely I am not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:56 PM (KZzsI)

800 759 3/2 is Texas's Independence Day. It's a state holiday.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 27, 2020 09:45 PM (UUBmN)



He should have let them hang Santa Anna. That's what the men wanted to do. His biggest mistake.

Posted by: Randy Cane at February 27, 2020 09:56 PM (Sod+H)

801
Tiny Mike is now claiming he led a large city through 9-11.

Which city?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 09:56 PM (aKsyK)

802
793
Jpost is reporting Israeli scientists will have a corona virus vaccine in 90 days.
They were already working on a different corona virus which is very similar to the human one from China. So the just have to account for the differences in the strains, and their all set.
Posted by: Iblis at February 27, 2020 09:52 PM (1mpw4)

What company will have the patent and manufacture the vaccine?
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 09:53 PM (+Smjf)

Also, this would be a major breakthrough considering this virus is Bat-SARS, and all SARS vacciines for SARS have made people sick to killing them if when they caught SARS.

Pray it's true.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 09:57 PM (+Smjf)

803 What company will have the patent and manufacture the vaccine?

Its not impossible that they will just make the thing globally available without patenting it or restricting it. Don't laugh so hard, it has actually happened before.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:57 PM (KZzsI)

804 Don't do it! Their track spacing is all Chinesey and stuff. Xi gauge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 09:55 PM (xSo9G)


It's N or nothing!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:57 PM (ZXnzo)

805 Well, I am going to get an early one. Did not sleep well last night, but now I am really sleepy. Did a few passes with the snow blower today, and it plum wore me out. It was melting, and the snow has become very heavy. The auger just wants to climb the bank, and not cut into it.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 09:57 PM (T/0rH)

806 786 O/t
Jpost is reporting Israeli scientists will have a corona virus vaccine in 90 days.
They were already working on a different corona virus which is very similar to the human one from China. So the just have to account for the differences in the strains, and their all set.
Posted by: Iblis at February 27, 2020 09:52 PM (1mpw4)

I'm sure the Israel-hating leftists will boycott the vaccine, since Israel is such an evil, oppressive country, right?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 27, 2020 09:57 PM (d6Ksn)

807 It will be a scavenger hunt of sorts.

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 09:57 PM (kFkpX)

808 I don't understand this kind of attitude. WEEKS go by without me purchasing anything. Does she shop every day or something?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:52 PM (KZzsI)

Recreational shopping.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:57 PM (/+bwe)

809 Corona is a buying opportunity. Market will start growing in spring.

Posted by: Randy Cane at February 27, 2020 09:58 PM (Sod+H)

810 Imagine if the Israeli vax saves Iran

Posted by: vmom 2020 v17 at February 27, 2020 09:59 PM (G546f)

811 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 09:57 PM (T/0rH)

Rest up, AOP.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 27, 2020 09:59 PM (d6Ksn)

812 Which city?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 09:56 PM (aKsyK)



The commercial insinuates that it is NYC even though the election wasn't until November of that year and he didn't actually take office until 2002. But of course no one is supposed to remember that.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:59 PM (ZXnzo)

813 It's N or nothing!
Posted by: GGE
------

Do you wear magnifiers? Have watchmaker tools?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 09:59 PM (xSo9G)

814 Tiny Mike is now claiming he led a large city through 9-11.



Which city?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 09:56 PM (aKsyK)


Lilliput.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2020 10:00 PM (9Om/r)

815 ONLY OBAMA CAN SAVE US AND THE WORLD FROM THE CORONA VIRUS !!!!! WE MUST BEG FOR HIS FORGIVENESS FOR ELECTING THAT SOB TRUMP AND NOT HILDABEAST !!!!!!!!! LET ME REPENT ........

Posted by: James at February 27, 2020 10:00 PM (qM84C)

816 AOP - Aren't you supposed to be taking it easy just now?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 10:00 PM (xSo9G)

817 Where you will find the burly men in amongst us 'rons I have no idea. Surely I am not.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:56 PM (KZzsI)

"Burly men" is a euphemism around here for guys who are strong but have beer guts. I bet I could find some if I rolled a keg onto my front lawn.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 10:01 PM (/+bwe)

818 O N T

Please, I have work to do before I rest....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 10:01 PM (kFkpX)

819 Good-night, AOP!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 10:01 PM (/+bwe)

820 Do you wear magnifiers? Have watchmaker tools?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 09:59 PM (xSo9G)


As a matter of fact I do, to both. I was putting decals on Nn3 boxcars today. That's a lot of fun. It's not like I have anything else to do until the doc says I can go back to work.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 10:02 PM (ZXnzo)

821 801
Tiny Mike is now claiming he led a large city through 9-11.

--------

Maybe he means 7-11. So they could all buy a sensibly-sized 8 oz. soft drink.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 10:02 PM (XVuno)

822

noood

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 10:02 PM (dyd6F)

823 willowed from an old thread....

And then he wonders why his mental acuity is falling so rapdily.

Close it up

Posted by Ace at 02:11 PM Comments


And this, ace, is a huge salient point, and not just concerning Kristol. Convinced that shit causes cognitive decline.
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 02:16 PM (90T4r)

I read a semi interesting book called "The Losers" where a guy on disability retires to a low rent district and sits on the roof making up stories about what his neighbors are like without meeting them. The villain of the piece finds him and messes with his hobby by finding out what they are really like, then starts hanging with them. In the end, because "loserdom is catching" the bad guy comes to a bad end and the protagonist snaps out of his funk and leaves the area.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2020 10:03 PM (eoQWY)

824 Corona virus has been around a long time, this one is just a little different. - novel - It's so virulent.

They are also working on a universal flu shot.
Covers all flus with one shot.

Posted by: Randy Cane at February 27, 2020 10:03 PM (Sod+H)

825 The corgis are all lined up at the starting gate...

*BANG*

And they're off!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 10:03 PM (xSo9G)

826 809 Corona is a buying opportunity. Market will start growing in spring.
Posted by: Randy Cane at February 27, 2020 09:58 PM (Sod+H)

You may want to consider this is the second major correction and the economic downturn expected after 08-09 depression. The 08-09 mess was compared to the double dip in the 1920's. It was suppose to happen in 2015-2016 but Hillary. I would look for leading technical indicators before jumping back in.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 10:03 PM (+Smjf)

827 ONT

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 10:04 PM (xSo9G)

828 OTN is up, if no one already said it

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 27, 2020 10:04 PM (4a9Vv)

829 JEEZO MIS HUM.....FOR THE LOVE OF ALL MIGHTY HOBOS

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 10:04 PM (kFkpX)

830 Tiny Mike is now claiming he led a large city through 9-11.


__________



This was after he led New York through the Siege and Battle of Yorktown while defeating the British during the American Revolution.

Posted by: ShainS at February 27, 2020 10:04 PM (WqPYg)

831 I was in the audience.

(1) It was a full house, with everyone in the audience a Trump hater except for me and a woman who shouted out "bullshit" a couple of times.

(2) The president of Cooper Union concluded her opening remarks by sarcastically and snidely commenting that they were a 501(c)(3) nonprofit prohibited by law from endorsing or opposing a political candidate, thereby evoking appreciative laughter and applause for expressing her glee at so obviously violating the law. Ironic given all the lip service to the "rule of law" that followed.

(3) George Conway was predictably a no-show, with no attempt to explain his absence other than the obvious fact that he never intended to show and just lent his name to the event to gin up attendance by fraud.

(4) The five speeches were nothing but empty platitudes about democracy interspersed with name-calling against Trump ("immoral", "despicable" etc.) No specifics whatsoever.

(5) Several panelists made reference to this terribly"partisan era" we're supposedly living in, as if the country hasn't been split about 50%-50% since day one. Nor was there any explanation why partisanship or divisiveness is by itself a bad thing.

(6) Steve Schmidt attacked Trump's "lack of ideology", notwithstanding that he ordinarily spends most of his time attacking Trump on specific ideological issues. None of which he raised tonight.

(7) One panelist expressed the need for "action" (how original) explaining that liking a tweet doesn't qualify. But pretty much all the panelists are currently best known only for their tweeting, and they offered no suggestions on what the "action" should consist of.

( The moderator Jennifer Horn, former head of the New Hampshire GOP, feigned offense at having been told to keep quiet about the Trump "pussygrabber" tape. She explained how she could never support someone who did not speak in the family-safe manner that she did in front of her five children at the dinner table. But she then made frequent giggling references to "F-bombs" and "scumbags".

(9) One panelist made the mournful observation that John F. Kennedy wrote "Profiles in Courage" but now we only see "Profiles in Cowardice." He left out the fact that JFK fraudulently received a Pulitzer for "Profiles" despite it having been primarily ghostwritten by his speechwriter Ted Sorensen, and that the Kennedy family, including JFK, is rife with sexual abusers and rapists.

(10) Basically, it was a bunch of former Reagan-Bush-McCain operative bitter that they're out of jobs and grifting for gigs on CNN and MSNBC as "conscientious Republicans".

Posted by: Fischer at February 27, 2020 10:05 PM (MN2VM)

832 I honestly think The_Donald on reddit had a lot to do with Trump winning. And I think the owners of Reddit know that also.

Everyone knew they were going to make a move against it.

We need new laws, and I'm sure the TruCons will scream about muh business regulations (while endorsing socialist Bernie Sanders)
Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 08:04 PM (sjTfF)

Possibly, but there is a "the Donald" off of Reddit so killing their own site may not have the political impact they think.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2020 10:05 PM (eoQWY)

833
Its not impossible that they will just make the thing globally available without patenting it or restricting it. Don't laugh so hard, it has actually happened before.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:57 PM (KZzsI)

I only laughed when you told me not to. But on a serious note, this would be a huge breakthrough since this is Bat-SARS and all attempts at SARS vaccines have been lethal to those who caught SARS.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 10:08 PM (+Smjf)

834 Basically, it was a bunch of former Reagan-Bush-McCain operative bitter that they're out of jobs and grifting for gigs on CNN and MSNBC as "conscientious Republicans".
Posted by: Fischer at February 27, 2020 10:05 PM (MN2VM)



Thanks ! Bunch of sad losers. Left behind. To hell with them.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 10:09 PM (zr5Kq)

835 Posted by: Fischer at February 27, 2020 10:05 PM (MN2VM

Awesome recap. Thanks. Sounded like a bunch of fags who talk shit that's retarded.

Posted by: John Wayne at February 27, 2020 10:18 PM (48Ef7)

836 Posted by: Fischer at February 27, 2020 10:05 PM (MN2VM)

Bless you for enduring the slings and arrows of outrageous fecklessness for us!

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 10:26 PM (UvJJq)

Bill Barr Skewers "Remarkably Monolithic" Activist Press as No Longer a Bulwark Against Depotism, But an Accelerant Towards Despotism

William Barr 2024.

Fight me.

Oh, he calls them the "corporate" press, too.

"Today in the United States, the corporate -- or 'mainstream' -- press is massively consolidated," Barr said. "And it has become remarkably monolithic in viewpoint, at the same time that an increasing number of journalists see themselves less as objective reporters of the facts, and more as agents of change. These developments have given the press an unprecedented ability to mobilize a broad segment of the public on a national scale and direct that opinion in a particular direction."

"When the entire press 'advances along the same track,' as Tocqueville put it, the relationship between the press and the energized majority becomes mutually reinforcing," he continued. "Not only does it become easier for the press to mobilize a majority, but the mobilized majority becomes more powerful and overweening with the press as its ally. This is not a positive cycle, and I think it is fair to say that it puts the press' role as a breakwater for the tyranny of the majority in jeopardy. The key to restoring the press in that vital role is to cultivate a greater diversity of voices in the media."

Comparing the liberal democracy envisioned by America's founders to the "totalitarian democracy" influenced by Rousseau and the French Revolution, Barr contended that the latter's "path to perfection is to tear down these artifices and restore human society to its natural condition."

"This form of democracy is messianic in that it postulates a preordained, perfect scheme of things to which men will be inexorably led," Barr said. "Its goals are earthly and they are urgent. Although totalitarian democracy is democratic in form, it requires an all-knowing elite to guide the masses toward their determined end, and that elite relies on whipping up mass enthusiasm to preserve its power and achieve its goals. Totalitarian democracy is almost always secular and materialistic, and its adherents tend to treat politics as a substitute for religion. Their sacred mission is to use the coercive power of the state to remake man and society according to an abstract ideal of perfection."

He also declared that fostering weakness and dependency in citizens was vital for transforming a free people into a totalitarian one.

The crux of the progressive program is to use the public purse to provide ever-increasing benefits to the public and to, thereby, build a permanent constituency of supporters who are also dependents. They want able-bodied citizens to become more dependent, subject to greater control, and increasingly supportive of dependency. The tacit goal of this project is to convert all of us into 25 year-olds living in the government's basement, focusing our energies on obtaining a larger allowance rather than getting a job and moving out.

Political philosophers since Aristotle have worried that democracies are vulnerable to just this form of corruption. Probably the greatest chronicler of American democracy, Alexis de Tocqueville, foresaw that American democracy would be susceptible to this evolution. As he described it, our society was vulnerable to a soft despotism wherein the majority would gradually let itself be taken care of by the state -- much like dependent children.

Barr 2024. Seriously. There is no question at all.

Video clips at both links. The first one goes to Fox, the second to RCP.


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1 Yes

Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 06:51 PM (vd8XM)

2 Barr 2020!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 06:52 PM (dNzKv)

3 But wait... I thought Barr was going to resign and write an Orangemanbad memoir.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (dNzKv)

4 i thought we didnt like him..was that last week?

Posted by: IC at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (a0IVu)

5 If Barr arrives, fine.

Posted by: Someguy at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (Zm+LZ)

6 The press is not about disseminating news. It's about pushing a political end.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:54 PM (oVJmc)

7 All is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Posted by: Woodrow Wilson at February 27, 2020 06:54 PM (sWM8x)

8 Hey that's great and all but where are the indictments?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2020 06:54 PM (PDQ1w)

9 I was promised a nude bar. This is something entirely different.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 06:54 PM (dNzKv)

10 Wow, that is pretty amazing and unexpected from Barr.

Posted by: Liberty at February 27, 2020 06:54 PM (iZlE6)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:54 PM (Zz0t1)

12 Call me when heads roll.....somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:55 PM (Zz0t1)

13 So the Dow suffers the single biggest point drop in history today and Trump is silent? He had better get engaged on this issue and give frequent briefings. The public will think he just doesn't care.

He is botching this badly.

Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiend at February 27, 2020 06:55 PM (Bd9dL)

14 Anybody can yap. How about some prosecution and convictions?

Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at February 27, 2020 06:55 PM (2+j2N)

15 BTW, thanks for the Kate Upton link.

On that general subject, has anyone else noticed the wedding dress ads (not here, but at other sites, like Federalist)? The brunette model is one of the hottest women I've ever seen.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 27, 2020 06:55 PM (ZbwAu)

16 >>>>13 So the Dow suffers the single biggest point drop in history today and Trump is silent? He had better get engaged on this issue and give frequent briefings. The public will think he just doesn't care.

He is botching this badly.
Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiend

So many Koncerned Kristian Konservatives today!

It's all so... what's the word... Koordinated!

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:56 PM (PbpT7)

17 Barr 2024.

Put Brennan in a SuperMax and I'm in.

Posted by: Jean at February 27, 2020 06:56 PM (B7KlG)

18 So the Dow suffers the single biggest point drop in history today and Trump is silent? He had better get engaged on this issue and give frequent briefings. The public will think he just doesn't care.

He is botching this badly.
Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiend at February 27, 2020 06:55 PM (Bd9dL)


The troll you are looking for is on the previous thread.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 06:56 PM (dNzKv)

19 Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiend at February 27, 2020 06:55 PM (Bd9dL)
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Oh good grief.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 27, 2020 06:56 PM (sWM8x)

20 What does any of this have to do with Kate Upton?

Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2020 06:56 PM (ewSN2)

21 >>>On that general subject, has anyone else noticed the wedding dress ads (not here, but at other sites, like Federalist)? The brunette model is one of the hottest women I've ever seen.


Yes.

Alas, that is Bre Payton -- she died suddenly and unexpectedly last year, or the year before.

Just absolutely stunning. I saw her in person a few times. Believe the hype.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:56 PM (PbpT7)

22 Barr 2024. Seriously. There is no question at all.
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If I see some of the coup plotters hang by then, I'll think about it.

Posted by: Methos at February 27, 2020 06:56 PM (kOpft)

23 Indictments.

I want indictments!

Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:57 PM (+0uDE)

24 But now you must go a step further.

They are actively attempting to censor alternative media.

4-chan? Reddit? Facebook? Twitter? all are now censored for certain viewpoints and beliefs.

So, monolithic press, while suppressing any dissent.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:57 PM (NgKpN)

25 >>>On that general subject, has anyone else noticed the wedding dress ads

oh sorry, I thought you meant the T-shirt ads at the Federalist, which use (or used to feature) Bre Payton as a model.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:57 PM (PbpT7)

26 >>>The tacit goal of this project is to convert all of us into 25 year-olds living in the government's basement, focusing our energies on obtaining a larger allowance rather than getting a job and moving out.

that's the clearest thing i think i've ever heard someone in government say

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 27, 2020 06:57 PM (/EwkM)

27 He said Bulwark. we are doomed.

Posted by: henry at February 27, 2020 06:57 PM (J3Rfi)

28 Are there really that many Americans who still believe what the leftist press publishes? I seem to recall a Pew poll which showed Republicans and Independent registered voters believed the leftist press at only about a 10% rate.

Of course the Dems believed the leftist press at a ridiculously high rate, but those people are kind of stupid.

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at February 27, 2020 06:57 PM (OHbru)

29 Troll alert on aisle 13. BTW troll, you Marxist, beyond evil hacks tried this despicable stunt on Bush (Katrina) and it worked. Too bad for you that Trump's no Bush.

Posted by: PacosMojo at February 27, 2020 06:58 PM (RC9qz)

30 A little song
A little dance
A little seltzer down your pants

No Barr.

Posted by: roscoe at February 27, 2020 06:58 PM (WX+x0)

31
Just absolutely stunning. I saw her in person a few times. Believe the hype.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:56 PM (PbpT7)



Who the hell are you? How does a pasty Ewok have rubbing elbows with such hotness?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 06:58 PM (dNzKv)

32 Very well stated! I'm sure that went completely over the heads of most of those in attendance.

This guy says good things but comes up short on action.

Just my opinion, YMMV

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 27, 2020 06:58 PM (saIjW)

33 On that general subject, has anyone else noticed the wedding dress ads (not here, but at other sites, like Federalist)? The brunette model is one of the hottest women I've ever seen.

Nice try, but I'm not turning off my ad-blocker.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 06:59 PM (9t0Zz)

34 Everyone look alive, CBS is reporting an all-new whistleblower is stating that military personnel didn't have proper safety equipment for coronavirus and step 3 is Hillary is President.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2020 06:59 PM (6XLoz)

35 " What does any of this have to do with Kate Upton?
Posted by: Crusader"
******
She has nice boobs.

Posted by: Cosda at February 27, 2020 06:59 PM (F/Fcb)

36 And yet, I hear exactly NO Calls in Congress, to pass laws supporting Free Speech.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:59 PM (NgKpN)

37 Barr gives a good speech...and that's about it.

Posted by: PacosMojo at February 27, 2020 06:59 PM (RC9qz)

38 Everyone said nood.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at February 27, 2020 06:59 PM (EgshT)

39 Who the hell are you? How does a pasty Ewok have rubbing elbows with such hotness?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 06:58 PM (dNzKv)


He tried to offer a pudding cup to Norah O'Donnell. There was a pic, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 06:59 PM (ptqGC)

40 There are more whistles being blown than a Pete buttegeig rally.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 07:00 PM (dNzKv)

41 Who the hell are you? How does a pasty Ewok have rubbing elbows with such hotness?
"I saw her in person a few times." = "I went through her garbage."

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2020 07:00 PM (TQ/zJ)

42 A president Barr would talk a good game but give away the store to his commie deep state buddies. As far as I'm concerned, he has done nothing to earn trust. Talk is cheap.

Posted by: drerbrererd at February 27, 2020 07:00 PM (EsSBN)

43 Still waiting for that verdict about Barr, lots of good words but no action yet.

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 07:00 PM (ZCEU2)

44 Media is a key part of The Borg, the unholy alliance with Academia, BigGov, some co-opted industries and HR departments everywhere ,

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 27, 2020 07:00 PM (Eapb6)

45 Let's hope he's raising the Barr by putting these traitors behind Barrs.

Posted by: iandeal at February 27, 2020 07:00 PM (vgGyZ)

46 Sorry, late to be posting but the Kate Upton link in the sidebar forced me to reconsider not having cable TV and I was signing up for FIOS!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 07:00 PM (BiNEL)

47 41 Who the hell are you? How does a pasty Ewok have rubbing elbows with such hotness?
"I saw her in person a few times." = "I went through humped her garbage."
Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2020 07:00 PM (TQ/zJ)

FTFY

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 07:00 PM (NWiLs)

48 I've heard Barr speak a number of times and always been impressed.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 07:00 PM (ZLI7S)

49 Barr 2024. Seriously. There is no question at all.

Well he certainly 'gets it'.

But the mainstream media is losing its power, too slowly to be sure, but losing it.

Google though is a big problem.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 07:01 PM (XF4b8)

50 but Barr and Trump were fighting just the other day - the MSM.said ... waittaminit!

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 07:01 PM (G546f)

51 #twoweeks

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 07:01 PM (ptqGC)

52 Are there really that many Americans who still
believe what the leftist press publishes?
Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at February 27, 2020 06:57 PM (OHbru)


Biggest change I've seen over the last couple of decades. Back when Rush first starting doing the montage of the daily talking points, people gave you the side-eye if you brought that kind of thing up in everyday conversation.

Now - you've got the entrenched radicals that refuse to believe - but most everybody else just knowingly nods. I'm pretty sure "The Press" really has no idea how widely they're despised. Including regional and local news media.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 27, 2020 07:01 PM (ransv)

53 Changing ips really don't disguise your smell, troll.

That putrid smell only comes from the lies that you peddle whether for fun or pleasure.

We are laughing at you and your ignorance of markets.

BTW, we are contacting your supervisor for inferior grade trolling and that mark is gonna hurt on your next evaluation.

Posted by: Good Witch of the North at February 27, 2020 07:01 PM (EUDB2)

54 Too bad for you that Trump's no Bush.
Posted by: PacosMojo at February 27, 2020 06:58 PM (RC9qz)
==================================

Then get out in front of the tv cameras and tell the public what's going on. Trump ceded the entire awful day to the Dems, MSM, and their talking points.

This is pretty "Bush like". Hopefully, we don't get a "heckuva job, Pencey" coming soon.

Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiend at February 27, 2020 07:01 PM (Bd9dL)

55 The tacit goal of this project is to convert all of us into 25 year-olds living in the government's basement, focusing our energies on obtaining a larger allowance rather than getting a job and moving out.

That certainly sounds appealing.

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at February 27, 2020 07:01 PM (EgshT)

56 >> Who the hell are you? How does a pasty Ewok have rubbing elbows with such hotness?


Once you learn to hunt Hobo : the world's most dangerous game, hotties are a breeze.

They don't even bury their scat! It's like they aren't even trying.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 07:01 PM (aB7f9)

57 Yap yap yap in front of an admiring crowd. Barr should quit grinning and start doing something. Yeah, after the election he'll have more "flexibility."

Posted by: Fat Joe-NAH of Krypton at February 27, 2020 07:02 PM (VbLoi)

58 He's made a couple of awesome speeches lately. He's clearly interested to more than a job.


Posted by: PJ at February 27, 2020 07:02 PM (qlTN9)

59 54...Troll at it again. Go rot in Hell.

Posted by: PacosMojo at February 27, 2020 07:02 PM (RC9qz)

60 He wrote these? Holy shit that is well-done. A Thomas Sowell type of analysis. Can't wait to read the whole thing when I get off the phone. Barr 2024, indeed.

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2020 07:02 PM (MlLzb)

61 Barr is very smart and a patriot. I suspect he doesn't like Trump personally but understands why it's critical to support him at this juncture in our history

I also believe that he hates The likes of Brennan, McCabe and Comey with a white hot passion

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 27, 2020 07:03 PM (Eapb6)

62 Barr or Pompeo?

I'm going with Pompeo. He knows where more bodies are.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:03 PM (BZzXD)

63 13 So the Dow suffers the single biggest point drop in history today and Trump is silent? He had better get engaged on this issue and give frequent briefings. The public will think he just doesn't care.

He is botching this badly.
Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiend



I share your CONCERN. I am also CONCERNED. This is all so CONCERNING. Very very CONCERNING.

Posted by: Puddleglum is concerned at February 27, 2020 07:03 PM (gL/cc)

64 Posted by: WWEscrewedTheFiend at February 27, 2020 07:01 PM (Bd9dL)

Poster child for why men shouldn't swallow man juice.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 07:04 PM (Zz0t1)

65 See? Trump is doing so poorly that in New Orleans they're making floats honoring Nancy Pelosi!
https://tinyurl.com/vhljm3t

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2020 07:04 PM (TQ/zJ)

66 There's another damned bulwark in my pants.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at February 27, 2020 07:04 PM (EgshT)

67 1. I like these quoted bits very much.
2. Is there a reason Greg Abbott hasn't been in the conversation for president? AFAIK he's quite popular.
3. BookBub is offering me a deal on a book called "Last Boat out of Shanghai". Is this racist? I need a ruling.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 27, 2020 07:04 PM (rWZ8Y)

68 Is this an open bar ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 07:04 PM (rpxSz)

69 Was the press ever really a dispassionate arbiter of who, what, where, when, how?

Posted by: the Butcher at February 27, 2020 07:04 PM (DIosY)

70 I'm going with Pompeo. He knows where more bodies are.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:03 PM (BZzXD)


I'm with Ben Had on this!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 07:05 PM (BiNEL)

71 I bet you the IP-hopping Khristian Konservative Koncern troll is also our Nazi.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:05 PM (PbpT7)

72 Barr 2024. Seriously. There is no question at all.

Could not agree more.

Posted by: pep at February 27, 2020 07:05 PM (T6t7i)

73 Anyone else noticing all the ads for masks on other sites. Geez.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 07:05 PM (lBeMA)

74 The Concern Troll is showing signs of agitation. Lets sit back and see whats next. A fascinating subject.

Posted by: Puddleglum is internet Zoologist at February 27, 2020 07:06 PM (gL/cc)

75 I would rather have indictments than speeches.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 27, 2020 07:06 PM (xPl2J)

76 Mrs. Peel, Abbott is a good guy and worthy of a cabinet position but not Presidential material.

Abbott has slacked on some states rights issues.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:06 PM (BZzXD)

77 This too is the story of Obama. His was a langourous stroll towards despostism. His picture on the coins. An aircraft carrier, schools, parks, and roads named after him. His legacy assured as a wise man.

Then comes along comes Trump.

Posted by: torabora at February 27, 2020 07:06 PM (Y274z)

78 See? Trump is doing so poorly that in New Orleans they're making floats honoring Nancy Pelosi!
https://tinyurl.com/vhljm3t

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2020 07:04 PM (TQ/zJ)


That's Hysterical.

They had an Epstein didn't kill himself float.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 07:06 PM (Zz0t1)

79 I bet you the IP-hopping Khristian Konservative Koncern troll is also our Nazi.

That's a safe bet.

Posted by: Little Mikey Bloomberg at February 27, 2020 07:06 PM (EgshT)

80 72 Barr 2024. Seriously. There is no question at all.

Could not agree more.
Posted by: pep at February 27, 2020 07:05 PM (T6t7i)

He won't have my support until I see indictments.

Talk is cheap. Action is needed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 07:06 PM (NgKpN)

81 Perspective.

On Feb 20, one week ago there were 75, 775 confirmed cases with 2, 130 dead. Outside of China there were 1198 cases, 634 of those on the Diamond. SK had 104 cases, and Italy was barely on the map with 2. Iran was only just rumours of 9 dead, and 3 officially reported cases.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 07:07 PM (P5k1D)

82 >>Barr is very smart and a patriot. I suspect he doesn't like Trump personally but understands why it's critical to support him at this juncture in our history

I think he does like him. He's said as much in interviews and what's more he said he is great to work with because unlike what the media reports, Trump listens and is very curious.

Even more important Trump seems to like and trust Barr. I've never heard him say anything remotely critical of Barr.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 07:07 PM (ZLI7S)

83 54...Troll at it again. Go rot in Hell.


What did I ever do to you?

Posted by: Satan at February 27, 2020 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

84 They want able-bodied citizens to become more dependent, subject to greater control, and increasingly supportive of dependency.

-----

And it's those who AREN'T able-bodied who are used for poster-children for the state control.

Right now I'm having a tough time dealing with my mother-in-law who has Parkinson's, and it's situations like this that cause people to holler about needing government health care.

No, thank you. My health is my own responsibility.

In their efforts to treat the handicapped, they just go ahead and treat EVERYONE as if they're handicapped.

...And a generation later, everyone IS handicapped.

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 07:07 PM (TxlJs)

85 The press is nothing more than a preening bunch of half wits. They are socialists because they think that's cool. They clearly have learned nothing from the last 100 years of history. The Veritas video nicely exposes this. But it is the interlocking of the media, democrat party, academia, and Hollywood that must be addressed. They pollute the culture and pay no price.

Posted by: iandeal at February 27, 2020 07:07 PM (vgGyZ)

86 It's man-crush time, not that there's anything wrong with that...

Posted by: GuyFromNH at February 27, 2020 07:07 PM (Gs5TH)

87 Far too many people put a lot of faith in eloquently spoken words. Especially the credentialed class. What exactly has Bill Barr accomplished that inspires so much confidence in this man? Because to me, he's simply another Deep State hack with long ties to the Washington establishment.

Posted by: PacosMojo at February 27, 2020 07:07 PM (RC9qz)

88 It will be interesting to see what Republicans so in 2024. I hope Trump changes everything and we don't nominate someone like Rubio because it's his turn.

Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 07:07 PM (sjTfF)

89 This dude really confuses me sometimes. Seems good one day, sketchy AF the next. Still, credit where credit is due and all that.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, still auditioning new socks at February 27, 2020 07:07 PM (jMVL0)

90 Hrothgar, we are a majority of 2!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:08 PM (BZzXD)

91 74 The Concern Troll is showing signs of agitation. Lets sit back and see whats next. A fascinating subject.
Posted by: Puddleglum is internet Zoologist at February 27, 2020 07:06 PM (gL/cc)

Let's watch Jim go wrestle the insidious basement troll, while I stay in the safety of the truck.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins. at February 27, 2020 07:08 PM (NgKpN)

92 sorry I missed the music thread- that sounds like fun
maybe it could be a recurring weekend thread

Posted by: DB- just DB, retired whaler at February 27, 2020 07:08 PM (iTXRQ)

93 62
Barr or Pompeo?


Nice to have to choose, isn't it.

Posted by: pep at February 27, 2020 07:08 PM (T6t7i)

94 Was the press ever really a dispassionate arbiter of who, what, where, when, how?
Posted by: the Butcher at February 27, 2020 07:04 PM (DIosY)


Hell of a question. They sure weren't back in the "old days", when papers were proud house organs of a particular political party and which paper you bought in public was a virtue signal of your party affiliation as much as anything else.

I'm not sure exactly of the timeline by which the news media cultivated their Walter Cronkite image that the "Greatest Generation" and Older Boomers swallowed hook, line, and sinker. That would be an interesting study.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 27, 2020 07:08 PM (ransv)

95 I appreciate what Barr is saying, but he's making an intellectual argument against the press and the left's behaviors as if they think about them - when in actuality their behavior is non-thinking, visceral, carnal.

They are children dressed in grown up clothes - they have no reason about them other than desire and to please the rest of the kids on the playground. Treat them as such and your success in controlling them and preventing them from setting fire to the house will increase.

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 07:08 PM (32YRo)

96 You know what? Barr could be a good addition to the SC. And by SC I mean Supremely Caustic. He would be a riot.

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2020 07:09 PM (MlLzb)

97 Barr sure talks purty and he makes a powerful, truthful statement. But I'm still mad about the FISA thing.

Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2020 07:09 PM (ZO3yc)

98 Tom Fitton is ripping Bill Barr to shreds right now on Dobbs. Rightfully so, too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:09 PM (NVYyb)

99 Trump doesn't care about the "carry trade", you shouldn't either. Know what I did today - placed option orders.


Posted by: Jean at February 27, 2020 07:09 PM (B7KlG)

100 86 It's man-crush time, not that there's anything wrong with that...
Posted by: GuyFromNH at February 27, 2020 07:07 PM (Gs5TH)

Yeah, remember the Man crushes on Lindsey Graham we saw around here a few months ago?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 07:09 PM (NgKpN)

101 85
The press is nothing more than a preening bunch of half wits.


You are partially right.

Posted by: pep at February 27, 2020 07:09 PM (T6t7i)

102 https://mobile.twitter.com/Fmohnigeria/status/
1233180000872026114

1st confirmed case in Lagos, Nigeria.....

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 07:09 PM (P5k1D)

103 Their sacred mission is to use the coercive power of the state to remake man and society according to an abstract ideal of perfection.


You could call it "Progressive Man." This creature is told what to think, how to feel and whom to vote for. He has no conscience and no inner guidance. For him, there are no absolutes. Everything is relative and subject to change at a moment's notice, which he will follow blindly because he views himself as a smart person who keeps up with all the latest cultural fads.


He owes no faith to anyone or anything. He's a "citizen of the world" to whom love of the country that nurtured him is for toothless rubes. Nothing is greater than him. This smug attitude closes his mind to deep subjects since he thinks he's already extremely smart and sees no need to even think about anything he may consider foreign to his "intellect."


He is the Perfect Man. Easily manipulated and controlled who may dimly sense that he has no self-control, which causes him to control others fanatically, always to conform to what he's been told.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 07:09 PM (HaL55)

104 Barr either has or is coming to the same understanding most everyone here has, Trump might not be your first choice but he is the best choice.

If Barr wants to save the republic he knows he needs Trump.

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 07:10 PM (HALdu)

105 Epstein/Barr 2024 -- We're Coming For You Next!

Posted by: ShainS at February 27, 2020 07:10 PM (fP7L7)

106 Barr is clashing again with Trump this week. FISA expires in two weeks. Barr wants a clean reauthorization. Trump wants reform.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 27, 2020 07:10 PM (xPl2J)

107 we come for hangings

we'd settle for lock ups

we get more smoke blown up our ass

INDICT SOMEONE

Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 07:10 PM (rpxSz)

108 Fuck the stock market. If it happened at the end of toonces mcfuckstick's reign of error when the country was on the ropes it might have been really bad. Under trump with the country way stronger tis but a flesh wound.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2020 07:10 PM (9Om/r)

109 104 BB,
Poetry man. I dig it.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2020 07:10 PM (EUDB2)

110 100 Trump doesn't care about the "carry trade", you shouldn't either. Know what I did today - placed option orders.


Posted by: Jean at February 27, 2020 07:09 PM (B7KlG)

My buy orders are going in at Close of Trading tomorrow.

I think the panic has one more day to run.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 07:11 PM (NgKpN)

111 >>1st confirmed case in Lagos, Nigeria.....


And another Troll enters the fray.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 07:11 PM (aB7f9)

112 So here's something Barr did.

Remember when Mueller transmitted the report? But they couldn't release it to the public, not until after a weeks long declassification review process?

Well, Mueller had HELPFULLY also included his own digests of what the report said, which were skewed towards pushing the Collusion Conspiracy theory. In addition, Mueller's agents planned to use the weeks of declassification to leak to the press and create the perception in the public that the report proved collusion and conspiracy.

My insiders say Barr sniffed that out and said "Nah, bro" and refused to release Mueller's supposed "digests" and offered instead his OWN conclusion -- no collusion, no proof of obstruction -- and then put a super-rush on declassification so that the plan to just drip drip drip fake news leak leak leaks coudln't happen.

He blew up their whole op. He saw what they were doing, and he blew it up.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:11 PM (PbpT7)

113 William Barr 2024.




Half your commenters heads just exploded

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 07:11 PM (HALdu)

114 98
Barr sure talks purty


He does indeed. I'd much rather listen to him than Pence, who, I'm sorry, I just find utterly boring.

Posted by: pep at February 27, 2020 07:11 PM (T6t7i)

115 >>>If Barr wants to save the republic he knows he needs Trump.
=======

Not declining prosecutions would certainly help. McCabe should be in jail.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:11 PM (NVYyb)

116 Second look at Bill Barr?

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 07:11 PM (Qf83p)

117 1st confirmed case in Lagos, Nigeria.....

Please send me money right away.

Posted by: The Nigerian Prince at February 27, 2020 07:11 PM (EgshT)

118 104 Their sacred mission is to use the coercive power of the state to remake man and society according to an abstract ideal of perfection.


You could call it "Progressive Man." This creature is told what to think, how to feel and whom to vote for. He has no conscience and no inner guidance. For him, there are no absolutes. Everything is relative and subject to change at a moment's notice, which he will follow blindly because he views himself as a smart person who keeps up with all the latest cultural fads.


He owes no faith to anyone or anything. He's a "citizen of the world" to whom love of the country that nurtured him is for toothless rubes. Nothing is greater than him. This smug attitude closes his mind to deep subjects since he thinks he's already extremely smart and sees no need to even think about anything he may consider foreign to his "intellect."


He is the Perfect Man. Easily manipulated and controlled who may dimly sense that he has no self-control, which causes him to control others fanatically, always to conform to what he's been told.



https://youtu.be/sQRShD0xuAk

I prefer a New World Man

Posted by: Puddleglum is internet Zoologist at February 27, 2020 07:12 PM (gL/cc)

119 Yeah, remember the Man crushes on Lindsey Graham we saw around here a few months ago?

Posted by: Romeo13

----

Remember when we all got excited because Chris "Krispy Kreme" Christie talked tough to a union.

"New conservative hero!"

...Yeah. One hit wonder. He never had another good song after that.

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 07:12 PM (TxlJs)

120 107 Barr is clashing again with Trump this week. FISA expires in two weeks. Barr wants a clean reauthorization. Trump wants reform.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 27, 2020 07:10 PM (xPl2J)


Sounds in line with his desire to ban strong encryption.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 27, 2020 07:12 PM (DTX3h)

121 Not declining prosecutions would certainly help. McCabe should be in jail.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February



not everybody is enamored with small ball

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 07:13 PM (HALdu)

122 I appreciate what Barr is saying, but he's making an intellectual argument against the press and the left's behaviors as if they think about them - when in actuality their behavior is non-thinking, visceral, carnal.

And you know that none of those presstitutes have any idea who de Tocqueville was, or have read his works.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 07:13 PM (HaL55)

123 I prefer a New World Man
Posted by: Puddleglum

----

But where we are is "21st Century Schizoid Man."

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 07:13 PM (TxlJs)

124 You know, if there were a single damn thing in Nigeria I give a shit about - this little tid-bit about the virus showing up there might concern me.

Turns out, get this, that I simply don't care. Go figure.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 27, 2020 07:13 PM (ransv)

125 for a 'backwards boy', that commenter shure talks purty.

Excellent #104 (until the trolls get buhleeted and it becomes #102 or maybe #first)

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 07:13 PM (ykYG2)

126 Bloggers get all the pussy.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 07:13 PM (Qf83p)

127 Barr totally gets #TheResistance.

Except for the ones in the offices down the hall.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 27, 2020 07:13 PM (Ndje9)

128 Dow 20,000? Who cares. In a month people will realize it had no effect over their daily lives. Sure, the Dems will find some sob story retiree who depends on his IRA, which is now completely devastated by the market crash, and now has to eat stray raccoons out of his garbage cans. But for the majority of voters, this won't matter by nov.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 07:14 PM (dNzKv)

129 Yeah, remember the Man crushes on Lindsey Graham we saw around here a few months ago?



Posted by: Romeo13


Pffffft. I remember when people here were waxing rhapsodic about Karl Rove. "Rove, you magnificent bastard...." and etc.

Posted by: pep at February 27, 2020 07:14 PM (T6t7i)

130 He blew up their whole op. He saw what they were doing, and he blew it up.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:11 PM (PbpT7)

Yes, he did, but did he do it for Trump? or did he do it because he KNEW there was already too much public information on the subject, and it would all blow back onto the DOJ?

If you watch Barr through the lens of 'protecting the DOJ', everything comes into focus.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 07:14 PM (NgKpN)

131 What does a Nigerian have to rape to cure the Corona Virus?

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 07:14 PM (aB7f9)

132 Speaking of trolls, has there been any Watercow sightings lately?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 27, 2020 07:14 PM (vK0xZ)

133 Barr sure talks purty and he makes a powerful, truthful statement. But I'm still mad about the FISA thing.


Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2020 07:09 PM

He uses his tongue prettier than a $20 whore.

Posted by: Mr. Taggert at February 27, 2020 07:15 PM (JUOKG)

134 If the notice of the wuhanbola in Nigeria was delivered in an email I would be suspicious of its truthfulness.

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 07:15 PM (HALdu)

135 BTW - the first half of that speech is just a riff on William Goldings' Lord of the Flies - whether Barr realizes it or not.

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 07:15 PM (32YRo)

136 Yes. I know Watercow is a troll sock.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 27, 2020 07:15 PM (vK0xZ)

137 Clearing baffles.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 07:15 PM (JUOKG)

138 We're gonna' need a shit-pot of dimes.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 27, 2020 07:15 PM (ransv)

139 What does a Nigerian have to rape to cure the Corona Virus?
Posted by: garrett

----

Everything in sight.

Just keep raping stuff until the symptoms decrease.

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 07:15 PM (TxlJs)

140 The trolls are funny! It's like National Troll Day.

But they make me thirsty...for double IPAs.

Posted by: Max Power at February 27, 2020 07:15 PM (q177U)

141 Isn't the Daily Stormer clown a resident of Nigeria?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 07:15 PM (ykYG2)

142 Except for the ones in the offices down the hall.


Oh, he is gonna get them. Just you wait. Cuppla two- tree weeks, maybe months he's gonna do it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 07:15 PM (dNzKv)

143 This is the same guy that asked the senate to renew the FISA law unaltered and promised he won't abuse it. He's not a good guy. He's a swamp creature.

Posted by: Drc at February 27, 2020 07:15 PM (llGBY)

144 >> Bloggers get all the pussy.


Ace is knee deep in pussy.

And that's after he put up shelving to get the majorty of it up off the floor.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 07:16 PM (aB7f9)

145 Bloggers get all the pussy.

National Review's "Corner" is full of them.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 07:16 PM (ykYG2)

146 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE TROLLS SOUND SO SIMILARLY CONCERNED WITH ALL THE EXACT SAME TALKING POINTS!

Posted by: BEN TROLLINGSBURGER at February 27, 2020 07:16 PM (q177U)

147
A nation of 25-year-olds living in the government's basement.

That is so quote-worthy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2020 07:16 PM (M9ntN)

148 >> If the notice of the wuhanbola in Nigeria was delivered in an email I would be suspicious of its truthfulness.


Also, wipe your drives.

Posted by: Hillary at February 27, 2020 07:16 PM (aB7f9)

149 I've written about this before, but a friend and I were once drinking in a bar and I remarked that the news media are biased and really have been since the days of the early printing press.
My friend denied this and said he had complete faith in the press.
Location of the bar we were in?
The Hearst Building in SF.
W. R. Hearst.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 27, 2020 07:17 PM (w7KSn)

150 No, not Barr. He's concedes the courts are the superior branch which is incompatible with correcting our course.

All bark, no bite.

Posted by: Lost In Space at February 27, 2020 07:17 PM (Kpbco)

151 Ace is knee deep in pussy.

----

Help me find my car keys and we'll drive out.

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 07:17 PM (TxlJs)

152 Well, I guess I won't be voting for Mr. Barr then , either. Something in his tone of voice deeply offends the strong , fierce independent libertarian woman in me deep down in my dusty front hole.

Posted by: Megan McArdle at February 27, 2020 07:17 PM (Jj+59)

153 Throw the entire FISA system in the garbage, no need for it that other courts can't do.
The FISA system tried to overthrow the President/government.

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 07:17 PM (ZCEU2)

154 Now - you've got the entrenched radicals that refuse to believe - but most everybody else just knowingly nods. I'm pretty sure "The Press" really has no idea how widely they're despised. Including regional and local news media.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 27, 2020 07:01 PM (ransv)


We were renting canoes for a river trip in the California hinterlands a couple years ago, and as we walked out to the canoes, the proprietor and I got to talking, and he said, "The media have been bullshitting since forever."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 07:17 PM (FXaFS)

155 124:But where we are is "21st Century Schizoid Man."

Posted by: RKae



21st Century Feces throwing Howler Monkey Retard Man

Kind of long though.

Posted by: Puddleglum is internet Zoologist at February 27, 2020 07:17 PM (gL/cc)

156 What does a Nigerian have to rape to cure the Corona Virus?
Posted by: garrett


That dripping monkey right over there.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)

157 Wait... corona is in Nigeria and trump didn't stop it??

Raaaaaaaacccciiiiiisstttttttt! Impeach!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 07:17 PM (dNzKv)

158 The Concern Troll is showing signs of agitation. Lets sit back and see whats next. A fascinating subject.
Posted by: Puddleglum is internet Zoologist at February 27, 2020 07:06 PM (gL/cc)


LMAO!!

Posted by: Max Power at February 27, 2020 07:18 PM (q177U)

159
Help me find my car keys and we'll drive out.

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 07:17 PM (TxlJs)


For the TASTE!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 07:18 PM (Zz0t1)

160 Just do your job Barr Barr Binks.

Posted by: Regular joe at February 27, 2020 07:18 PM (6/uwW)

161 April Wine's version of 21st Century Schizoid Man is way better than King Crimson.

Seriously.

Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2020 07:18 PM (ewSN2)

162 I am really liking post-impeachment Trump and team.

They have been
escalating their push-backs and attacks on all elements of Team Coup.
Getting much more aggressive with #Resistance, such as all of the ICE?DHS action against sanctuary cities and states.
More please, escalate some more and let the reckoning begin!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2020 07:18 PM (bDqIh)

163 I read this as Bill Burr. We need some muffin pounding about now.

"You believe this shit? Right?"

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 27, 2020 07:18 PM (aKgvL)

164 I get a lot of ads of chicks with huge tits.

Posted by: Max Power at February 27, 2020 07:18 PM (q177U)

165 I really wish there was a rope shortage but Barr did say expect a "spring or summer" Durham report. Still holding my breath. The Coup is real and tying these clowns up in court for leaking seems stupid to me if they are to be charged with treason in a few months.

Pompeo is my 2024 wish, atm. My Disqus history from months ago would back that up.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at February 27, 2020 07:18 PM (DB16e)

166 Meanwhile, while Bill Barr ignores enforcing the law, today was Transgender Education Day in elementary schools all over the country. Crazy days/

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:18 PM (NVYyb)

167 >>>120 Yeah, remember the Man crushes on Lindsey Graham we saw around here a few months ago?


Not me. I've been calling him a liberal poseur for two years.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:19 PM (PbpT7)

168 Have you all seen his federalist society speech?

Worth a watch. Barr 2020

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2020 07:19 PM (LWu6U)

169 RE: COVID-19

China just updated there stats with another 3,000 people cured. The number of people remaining sick is close to dropping below 40k.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 07:19 PM (zqs/f)

170 I prefer a New World Man

A restless young romantic?
Wants to run the big machine?

Posted by: db at February 27, 2020 07:19 PM (jLxx3)

171 113....

Barr did the bare minimum to be expected from a President's AG and demanded Mueller release the completed report in its entirety. And since that time, he's failed to indict James Comey or Andrew McCabe, added legitimacy to the Epstein fiasco, and shot his mouth off about the President to a hostile press. Sorry, I'm not seeing much upside.

Posted by: PacosMojo at February 27, 2020 07:19 PM (RC9qz)

172 Well, I guess I won't be voting for Mr. Barr then , either. Something in his tone of voice deeply offends the strong , fierce independent libertarian woman in me deep down in my dusty front hole.
Posted by: Megan McArdle

----

You forgot to mention his "male gaze."

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 07:19 PM (TxlJs)

173 My favorite de Tocqueville observation -- from even way back then -- and quote:


"Americans are so enamored of equality, they would rather be equal in slavery than unequal in freedom."

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 27, 2020 07:19 PM (WqPYg)

174 >>>165 I get a lot of ads of chicks with huge tits.

what are these ads, so I know what to search for to get served these ads

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:19 PM (PbpT7)

175 I can't tell if Barr means well or if he just knows how to keep Trump off balance

If Trump is re-elected and Barr still playing pocket pool

Trump will dump his fat ass

Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 07:19 PM (rpxSz)

176 That dripping monkey right over there.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)


Dripping monkeys are tight!

Posted by: Pitch Meeting Guy at February 27, 2020 07:20 PM (8B6Ng)

177 13 So the Dow suffers the single biggest point drop in history today and Trump is silent? He had better get engaged on this issue and give frequent briefings. The public will think he just doesn't care.

I think Trump's most important action now is to have a go at Melania tonight then down a bag of a dozen White Castles.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at February 27, 2020 07:20 PM (UFgOG)

178 Pompeo/Haley 2024

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:20 PM (BZzXD)

179 Actually, I have had a crush on VDH lately.

Maybe Sec. of State.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2020 07:20 PM (LWu6U)

180 1st confirmed case in Lagos, Nigeria

Let me take the Calliope upriver to Mali, Sandecker!

Posted by: Dirk Pitt at February 27, 2020 07:20 PM (ACqut)

181 Throw the entire FISA system in the garbage, no need for it that other courts can't do. The FISA system tried to overthrow the President/government.

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 07:17 PM (ZCEU2)

*Fistbump* The only thing I'd add to that is that everyone involved needs to either swing from a lamp post or spend their remaining days at GITMO.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 27, 2020 07:20 PM (saIjW)

182 Barr takes such a violent tone against the media. He is the chief law enforcement officer, but he engages in such violent rhetoric and makes all in the media feel threatened and unsafe!! All of the Barr-reads are gonna make death threats against reporters because of this!!! Impeach!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 07:20 PM (dNzKv)

183 >>Throw the entire FISA system in the garbage, no need for it that other courts can't do.
The FISA system tried to overthrow the President/government.


THIS
As Trump has said many times: He intends to make sure what happens to him does not happen to any one else. He's not just looking for revenge, he means to dismantle. Praying he succeeds.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2020 07:21 PM (bDqIh)

184 I think Trump's most important action now is to have a go at Melania tonight then down a bag of a dozen White Castles.
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at February 27, 2020 07:20 PM (UFgOG)


Don't get that order backwards. That could get ugly.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 27, 2020 07:21 PM (ransv)

185 Coronavirus launched an ad campaign today to offset the terrible publicity its received

https://tinyurl.com/r6q5vmp

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:21 PM (NVYyb)

186 China just updated there stats with another 3,000
people cured. The number of people remaining sick is close to dropping
below 40k.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 07:19 PM (zqs/f)


Sadly, most of them are dying from cremation burns.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 27, 2020 07:21 PM (8B6Ng)

187 April Wine's version of 21st Century Schizoid Man is way better than King Crimson.

Seriously.
Posted by: Crusader

---

ELP did a version with some cool Hammond slamming from Emerson.

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 07:21 PM (TxlJs)

188 I prefer a New World Man


So do I.


IIRC, there was also a Model Soviet Man. This idea has been around for a while. IMO, this is a construct of control freaks who seek somehow to make weakness into a virtue in order to control him. It's the polar opposite of what Christianity is all about, hence the fleck-spittled rage against it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 07:21 PM (HaL55)

189 Are we going to see some perp walks soon?


Oh, not that Barr.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 27, 2020 07:22 PM (1g7ch)

190 Don't get that order backwards. That could get ugly.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me

----

...and there's a taffy pull at St. Peter's next week!

(I'm just doing punchlines today.)

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 07:22 PM (TxlJs)

191 China just updated there stats with another 3,000
people cured. The number of people remaining sick is close to dropping
below 40k.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February




saved or created!

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 07:22 PM (HALdu)

192 "1st confirmed case in Lagos, Nigeria.....
"



I've seen more dead people than that in Lagos on the side of the road while driving from the airport to our office.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 27, 2020 07:23 PM (G9Y8y)

193 IIRC, there was also a Model Soviet Man. This idea has been around for a while. IMO, this is a construct of control freaks who seek somehow to make weakness into a virtue in order to control him. It's the polar opposite of what Christianity is all about, hence the fleck-spittled rage against it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 07:21 PM (HaL55)

Plato vs. Aristotle.

Argument has been going on for a long damn time.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 07:23 PM (NgKpN)

194 Did someone say muffin pounding?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 27, 2020 07:23 PM (EgshT)

195
I think Trump's most important action now is to have a go at Melania tonight then down a bag of a dozen White Castles.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at February 27, 2020 07:20 PM (UFgOG)

Priorities! Agreed! Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 07:24 PM (Orx/W)

196 Yes, where are the indictments?

Posted by: Al Crapton at February 27, 2020 07:24 PM (GlmxK)

197 Seious Cat, how many are shovel ready/

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:24 PM (BZzXD)

198 China just updated there stats with another 3,000
people cured. The number of people remaining sick is close to dropping
below 40k.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February

----

They've spotted more early warning signs to watch out for.

The first is that the patient confuses "there" and "their."

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 07:24 PM (TxlJs)

199 165 I get a lot of ads of chicks with huge tits.


The Internet gods have blessed you. I apparently have bored them, judging from my ads.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 07:24 PM (gL/cc)

200 154, yep Skip it's the only way.

Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2020 07:24 PM (ZO3yc)

201 Yeah, these are great words. I'd like to see some great actions, though.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2020 07:24 PM (l9m7l)

202 Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 07:09 PM (HaL55)

I saw The Swinging Epsteins open for The Hanging Chads in Fort Lauderdale in late November 2000.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 07:24 PM (BiNEL)

203 I think Trump's most important action now is to have a go at Melania tonight then down a bag of a dozen White Castles.
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at February 27, 2020 07:20 PM (UFgOG)

Don't get that order backwards. That could get ugly.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February



nobody has ever walked into a room with Melania and a bag of burgers and thought "right, I am going to have a burger then do her."

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 07:24 PM (HALdu)

204 I prefer a New World Man

He has to walk a fine line.
And keep his self control.

Posted by: db at February 27, 2020 07:24 PM (jLxx3)

205 Barr: I'm drinking your quantum milkshake and I stole your wife's scented candle.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 27, 2020 07:25 PM (/+LtN)

206 When spring comes, and flu season is over, and millions aren't dead, what will the Democrats / Progda say then?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2020 07:25 PM (qpZ6Y)

207 Bloomie announced today he's in the race right up until a nominee is chosen. And Biden is starting to bounce in South Caroline. In unrelated news Bill Kristol finally experienced his first orgasm in three years today.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:25 PM (NVYyb)

208 sure hope Barr was talking to a bunch of libs and donks

the AOS and other like minded people already know all this

Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 07:25 PM (rpxSz)

209 ELP did a version with some cool Hammond slamming from Emerson.


That was a great version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xiv0lEmkEUY

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 07:25 PM (HaL55)

210 Bill Barr. Was born in May 1950. He will be 74 in 2024.

He is a fine man, but too old.

Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 07:26 PM (+0uDE)

211 Barr is a "Deep State" hack.

He'll say whatever floats his boat at any particular time.

Fake News... time to move on.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2020 07:26 PM (3H9h1)

212 When spring comes, and flu season is over, and millions aren't dead, what will the Democrats / Progda say then?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


The New Fresh Hell Hotness.

Or the Old Stale Hell ReHeatedness

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 07:26 PM (QLPEO)

213 167 Huck I saw that, a whole new generation of trans- genders in the waiting.

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 07:26 PM (ZCEU2)

214 Which is less reliable: Iowa Caucus results, or China's Corona reports?

Posted by: Satan at February 27, 2020 07:26 PM (oVJmc)

215 THX1138

Posted by: THX1138 at February 27, 2020 07:27 PM (WX+x0)

216 Reminder about creeping despotism:

The_Donald did not kill itself.

Tim Pool: https://youtu.be/rTh5R5KAPJA

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of pro Trump memesmiths suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 07:27 PM (hvf9s)

217 Which is less reliable: Iowa Caucus results, or China's Corona reports?
Posted by: Satan at February 27, 2020 07:26 PM (oVJmc)

Maybe they used the same app?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 07:27 PM (/B0ix)

218 Can we refuse to reauthorize the FBI? Unless we are going to burn it the ground, of course.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:27 PM (NVYyb)

219 What if Barr released this statement to schmooze DJT over to his side on the FISA thing?

Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2020 07:27 PM (ZO3yc)

220 OT, if you are filing your taxes using software like Turbo Tax, you may want to stick with a standard browser like Firefox.

This year, the IRS uses the adjusted gross income from the previous year, instead of a pin. I've been trying to get my taxes to file for three days now and it errors out. I have the correct info. I had another problem getting Brave to download my forms to print out. I happened to be using Firefox when I was talking to the Turbo tax support. she had me refile. I also talked to the IRS about it and I may try using last year's pin if it fails again.

I wouldn't think there would be an issue with Brave, but can't figure out any other reason for the issue.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 27, 2020 07:27 PM (JKNZq)

221 nobody has ever walked into a room with Melania and a
bag of burgers and thought "right, I am going to have a burger then do
her."
Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 07:24 PM (HALdu)


It's not that simple.

Once you get White Castles into your system, you're laid up for hours. The slightest awkward motion can release a gastronomical funk that makes CoronaVirus look like an innocent boogar lying harmlessly on the sidewalk. That shit get's inside your skin, like a fucking cancer. I've seen heroin addicts cry and hold a White Castle eater's hand for hours out of nothing but pity and humanity.


White Castles are a mistake with long-term ramifications, my friend. Let's not minimize the seriousness of the issue.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 27, 2020 07:28 PM (ransv)

222 Lmfao
Posted by: There's always a tweet at February 27, 2020 07:26 PM (lAlOz)

There's always a twat, too, and you're it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 07:28 PM (/B0ix)

223 What's up, peoples ?

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:28 PM (zr5Kq)

224 kallisto, PDT's time for schmoozing has come to an end.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:29 PM (BZzXD)

225 When did Barky make a Campaign commercial for Slow Joe? Just saw one for a second time today.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 07:29 PM (G0G8s)

226 The biggest problem with Barr is that he is a lawyer.

Not for nothing, but I think no honest man has ever picked up a law book.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2020 07:29 PM (LWu6U)

227 nobody has ever walked into a room with Melania and a
bag of burgers and thought "right, I am going to have a burger then do
her."
Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 07:24 PM (HALdu)

It's not that simple.

Once you get White Castles into your system, you're laid up for hours. The slightest awkward motion can release a gastronomical funk that makes CoronaVirus look like an innocent boogar lying harmlessly on the sidewalk. That shit get's inside your skin, like a fucking cancer. I've seen heroin addicts cry and hold a White Castle eater's hand for hours out of nothing but pity and humanity.


White Castles are a mistake with long-term ramifications, my friend. Let's not minimize the seriousness of the issue.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February



If that is true then you would never eat white castle, ever.

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 07:29 PM (HALdu)

228 Corgi call! Corgi call!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:29 PM (NVYyb)

229 Perhaps politics is not your game....I know...let's have a spelling contest.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 27, 2020 07:29 PM (/+LtN)

230 The odds are better than even that AG Barr is an AOSHQ Moron. I'd put money on it.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at February 27, 2020 07:30 PM (jdzC5)

231 The stock market correction is just one more bit of proof that the Dems would burn the whole country to the ground if it helped them politically.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 27, 2020 07:30 PM (w7KSn)

232 The first rule of Japanese surgical face-mask fight club is that you don't talk about Japanese surgical face-mask fight club.

https://twitter.com/Apple_JpN__/status/
1232244615626948617

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2020 07:30 PM (TQ/zJ)

233 Reports that Clenis himself is working his Rolodex to try to torpedo Bernie.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2020 07:30 PM (hj4fI)

234 White Castles are a mistake with long-term ramifications, my friend. Let's not minimize the seriousness of the issue.



Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February





If that is true then you would never eat white castle, ever.
Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 07:29 PM (HALdu)


You've never seen an alcoholic cry while he pours another drink ? An addict beg for someone to stop them while they tap a vein ? Not even a smoker shake their head in resignation as they light another one up ?


That's White Castles. I just hope, for the children, that Don doesn't get that Sack of Ten until long after he has had a nice time with The First MILF.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 27, 2020 07:32 PM (ransv)

235 If that is true then you would never eat white castle, ever.
Posted by: not so

---

My last one was Dec 1973. I remember the night and following day distinctly.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 07:32 PM (Y4EXg)

236 A nation of 25-year-olds living in the government's basement.

That is so quote-worthy.



Yes it is.

I've been noticing that Prog Culture today seeks to keep people from maturing while at the same time exposing children to adult themes, primarily Secks. It's enough to drive just about anybody crazy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 07:32 PM (HaL55)

237 Pompeo/Haley 2024

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:20 PM (BZzXD)

Not sure I'm gonna go that far with you BH!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 07:32 PM (BiNEL)

238 Is it really Transgender Education Day or are you guys blowing smoke up my ass?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 07:33 PM (Orx/W)

239 When I was young and insane, I would stop off for White Castles on my way to work, get a dozen, eat six for breakfast and six for lunch.

Today, that would kill me, and those near me.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 07:33 PM (oVJmc)

240 Sorry Cannibal - but that ain't smoke.

* otter grin *

Posted by: The Surprise Otter at February 27, 2020 07:33 PM (ransv)

241 Check out CNN's map of the USA.

https://bit.ly/2I8f3E9

CO is bordered by VT to the west, AL to the north, NV and KY to the east, and NY and OR to the south.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 07:34 PM (+y/Ru)

242 226 - didn't some cmgressional POS talk Trump into reauthorizing FISA once already? I hope Trump gets it right this time.

Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2020 07:34 PM (ZO3yc)

243 You've never seen an alcoholic cry while he pours another drink ? An addict beg for someone to stop them while they tap a vein ? Not even a smoker shake their head in resignation as they light another one up ?


That's White Castles. I just hope, for the children, that Don doesn't get that Sack of Ten until long after he has had a nice time with The First MILF.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February



Ok, that made me laugh. I have never seen those.

Guessing that is why Trump does not do alcohol, he is addicted to hotties.

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 07:34 PM (HALdu)

244 That's White Castles. I just hope, for the children, that Don doesn't get that Sack of Ten until long after he has had a nice time with The First MILF.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding


I can remember when they were a dime apiece. A twenty dollar bill would fill a grocery bag.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 07:35 PM (G0G8s)

245 My last one was Dec 1973. I remember the night and following day distinctly.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 07:32 PM (Y4EXg)

This. Weed was involved and my God. How could I shove so many in my pie hole?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 07:35 PM (Orx/W)

246 242
Sorry Cannibal - but that ain't smoke.

* otter grin *


Posted by: The Surprise Otter at February 27, 2020 07:33 PM (ransv)

this is a scary place.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 07:36 PM (Orx/W)

247 Guessing that is why Trump does not do alcohol, he is addicted to hotties.
Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 07:34 PM (HALdu)


Let's just hope the hotties he craves aren't little patties of steamed beef covered with caramelized diced onions. I've seen too many go down that road, and even danced with that demon myself.

They didn't all make it back. And if not for the grace of God, I may not have either. It's been four months since my last slider.

Posted by: The Surprise Otter at February 27, 2020 07:37 PM (ransv)

248 Correction! Is said that map is CNN's. For some unknown reason I associate CNN with bumbling incompetence.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 07:37 PM (+y/Ru)

249 I can remember when they were a dime apiece. A twenty dollar bill would fill a grocery bag.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 07:35 PM (G0G8s)


I remember when the one in South Louisville, on Preston Street, had coin operated bathroom stalls.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (ransv)

250 Check out CNN's map of the USA.

https://bit.ly/2I8f3E9

CO is bordered by VT to the west, AL to the north, NV and KY to the east, and NY and OR to the south.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 07:34 PM (+y/Ru)


And Texas doesn't exist.

It's their dream country.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (Zz0t1)

251 >>Check out CNN's map of the USA.



https://bit.ly/2I8f3E9-- - -

They forgot to label the consolidated state of New England and NJ.That is so wrong - pasting random maps from the web or something?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (bDqIh)

252 Check out CNN's map of the USA.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,


Florida's *in* Georgia. Dumbass.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (ykYG2)

253 1992 - I bought a bag of sliders and onion peels and put the onion peels and two napkins on top of the dashboard of our Volkswagen Fox and the grease stain could not be removed.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 27, 2020 07:40 PM (aKgvL)

254 it's acshually CNBC though

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 07:40 PM (ykYG2)

255 Leftists would throw 1/2 the population in a gulag, murder off a million people, what makes anyone think burning the stock market to the ground would bother them 1 bit?

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 07:40 PM (ZCEU2)

256 >>Florida's *in* Georgia. Dumbass.


When it gets really cold, Florida sucks up inside Georgia.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 07:40 PM (FcQnK)

257 Also happens when we go swimming.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 07:41 PM (6SMFs)

258
When it gets really cold, Florida sucks up inside Georgia.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 07:40 PM (FcQnK)


So, you're sayin Florida's America's cock?

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 07:41 PM (Zz0t1)

259 It's Krystal where I'm from, and I've eaten a dozen at a sitting many times.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 27, 2020 07:41 PM (87EdW)

260 When it gets really cold, Florida sucks up inside Georgia.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 07:40 PM (FcQnK)
---------
Why does the St. John's flow north? Because Georgia sucks.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 27, 2020 07:42 PM (aKgvL)

261 1992 - I bought a bag of sliders and onion peels and
put the onion peels and two napkins on top of the dashboard of our
Volkswagen Fox and the grease stain could not be removed.
Posted by: jhawk90 at February 27, 2020 07:40 PM (aKgvL)


I'm convinced the particular grease content of the White Castle is what makes it such a coveted hangover food. The grease interacts with the latent alcohol, and also promotes the body's own purge process.

You could say that I've studied the slider extensively over the years. When you stare into the abyss, it really does stare back.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 27, 2020 07:42 PM (ransv)

262 That Barr speech ... wow. Perfectly said.
Now let's wait for the press to spend the next week telling the world that he's an out-of-control facist.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at February 27, 2020 07:42 PM (pmRSz)

263 >>> Check out CNN's map of the USA.
https://bit.ly/2I8f3E9

Bernie is now my senator, gross! And here I thought Romney was bad enough.

At least they got like 3 out of 50 right.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 07:42 PM (hvf9s)

264 OT/

Tell me how it is possible that Italy already has 45 people recovered from COVID-19 when the outbreak there only surged last weekend?

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 07:43 PM (zqs/f)

265 He talks the talk but does he walk the walk?

Lots of nice speeches, but remember -- the DOJ is still defending Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (H8QX8)

266 257
>>Florida's *in* Georgia. Dumbass.





When it gets really cold, Florida sucks up inside Georgia.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 07:40 PM (FcQnK)

LMAO. whats wrong with you?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (Orx/W)

267 Maybe CNBC asked AOC to fill in the state names.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 07:46 PM (+y/Ru)

268
Tell me how it is possible that Italy already has 45 people
recovered from COVID-19 when the outbreak there only surged last
weekend?



YOU SHADDAP YOU FACE!!

Posted by: Italian Center for Disease Control at February 27, 2020 07:46 PM (oVJmc)

269 YOU SHADDAP YOU FACE!!


Posted by: Italian Center for Disease Control at February 27, 2020 07:46 PM (oVJmc)

LMAO again. Ok, i gotta go drink.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 07:47 PM (Orx/W)

270 K.T. McFarland coming up on Fox Business to tell how Mueller and crew tried to destroy her.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (sGotD)

271 Plato vs. Aristotle.

Argument has been going on for a long damn time.



Yep, although I'm not as familiar with their arguments as I should be.


There are stark differences between Outer-Directed Man and Inner-Directed Man. Very stark differences.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 07:51 PM (HaL55)

272 Remember Bob Hope's joke about leaving California before they made homosexuality mandatory? Well, . . .

School requires kids to dance with anyone who asks. Mom fighting for daughter's right to say 'no'...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (+y/Ru)

273 China is ready!

Army of 100,000 Chinese Ducks on Standby to Combat Locust Swarms...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (+y/Ru)

274 Remember Bob Hope's joke about leaving California before they made homosexuality mandatory? Well, . . .

School requires kids to dance with anyone who asks. Mom fighting for daughter's right to say 'no'...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (+y/Ru)

Good grief! One of the purposes of dances is to accept or decline then POLITELY. If it becomes a requirement to always say yes to a proposition, I'll teach little girls (and boys) how to break the skulls of anyone approaching them!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (/+bwe)

275 I tried listening to the speech, but there was so much echo that it was annoying.

Posted by: Emmie at February 27, 2020 07:56 PM (87gB3)

276 School requires kids to dance with anyone who asks. Mom fighting for daughter's right to say 'no'...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (+y/Ru)


I thought a three-page, initialed, signed, and notarized consent form was required. Otherwise it's rape.

Posted by: Emmie at February 27, 2020 07:58 PM (87gB3)

277 School requires kids to dance with anyone who asks. Mom fighting for daughter's right to say 'no'...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (+y/Ru)


"Can we dance wif your dates?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (FXaFS)

278 The K.T. McFarland segment was terrifying. Avenge her Republicans- rip apart the FBI.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 08:00 PM (NVYyb)

279 School requires kids to dance with anyone who asks. Mom fighting for daughter's right to say 'no'...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

----

"Sod off wanker!!" is right out.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 08:00 PM (Y4EXg)

280 As stunning as Trish Regan is, I must go. Meeting wife for dinner, now that shes finally back from her client visit. She wants a martini.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 08:01 PM (NVYyb)

281 In the real world, we call activist journalists "propagandists." Time we go back to calling them that

Posted by: Mattski at February 27, 2020 08:03 PM (rfMfx)

282 School requires kids to dance with anyone who asks. Mom fighting for daughter's right to say 'no'...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (+y/Ru)


That's not how the mating game is played. Boys/men have to learn to accept rejection, which makes acceptance all the more thrilling. It's the circle of life, writ small.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:04 PM (FXaFS)

283 Barr would need to have a serious epiphany about the meaning and intent of the Second Amendment before he'd be any kind of credible candidate. I know that political litmus tests aren't necessarily a good thing, but that's my litmus test, and he doesn't even come close to passing it.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at February 27, 2020 08:08 PM (jbwND)

284 I'm gonna need perp walks, lots and lots of perp walks, before considering Barr for anything other than needing possible replacement as a stealth member of the GOPe.

Posted by: csmats at February 27, 2020 08:32 PM (yKiwk)

285 White castle opened for White snake in '84 at monsters of rock.

Posted by: stamina its for dinner at February 27, 2020 08:43 PM (RfmMM)

286 William Barr 2024? Fight me.

Excuse me if I wait for something more that 54 weeks of nothing but hot air from Bagpipe Billy before sending in my campaign contribution. Please. A "clean" re-authorization of FISA with no changes. Because it worked so well? I realize that there may be a longer game in play that could explain why there have been ZERO consequences for law-breakers in the DoJ and FBI, but Barr has owned the DoJ for over a year and the DoJ is still fighting against transparency in lawsuits brought by good guys like Judicial Watch. Mueller f**khead Brandon Van Grack is still heading up the DoJ's FARA group. Barr let Jessie Liu cover for James Wolfe in his plea down from espionage charges that he fully merited.

Yessiree, Bobcat. That's exactly the kind of straight shootin', country-savin' old boy that I want as president.

Posted by: Lawrence L at February 27, 2020 08:53 PM (Uu7xZ)

287 Love the speech, but is he going to actually change anything? Bill Kristol once made conservative speeches.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at February 27, 2020 09:02 PM (ftFVW)

288 Hey Bill... you know you have the power and the obligation really to force them to report on something...

like a few indiectments.

Posted by: Reality Man at February 27, 2020 09:03 PM (7NSrk)

289 Hey Bill... you know you have the power and the obligation really to force them to report on something...

like a few indictments.

Posted by: Reality Man at February 27, 2020 09:10 PM (7NSrk)

290 Talk is cheap. Indict somebody already.

Posted by: Anthony Marshall at February 27, 2020 09:16 PM (5gb4K)

291 POLITICO@politico
Hillary Clinton is starting a podcast

"Conan just exudes enthusiasm about this platform and he does these interviews that are really evergreen and the idea with her, in part inspired by that experience, is to do the same thing," said a person close to Clinton. "She wants to try to have a wider-ranging conversation that will be lasting, so you can listen to it in a year or you can listen to it tomorrow and it will be interesting. And then of course she'll do some ranting and raving about news of the day."

-
Wow! The Wit and Wisdom of Hillary! Who wouldn't listen to that?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 09:30 PM (+y/Ru)

292 Kurt Schlichter 2024

Posted by: Dennis at February 27, 2020 09:54 PM (pjQrV)

CNN: This President Is Not Speaking Enough About the Threat of Coronavirus; He's Putting the Republic in Peril
Also CNN: We're Cutting Away from Trump's Coronovirus Presser to Get Back to Our Pre-Planned Advertisement for Michael Bloomberg

Brian Stelter and Jake Tapper suck dick.

I mean you know that, obviously.

But did you know that Brian Stelter and Jake Tapper suck dick -- for the taste?!

I bet ya didn't. I bet I just put my information inside of you.

First, Trump isn't taking coronavirus seriously enough.

Then he gives a national press conference announcing a coronavirus task force and talking about the risks.

And then the Comedy News Network decides that maybe coronavirus isn't as important as they had been saying five minutes ago.

Greg Gutfeld correctly states that the media is not warning of a pandemic that kills thousands -- it's openly praying for one.

The Enemy of the People Media is very, very serious and sober-minded, y'all.


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1 st?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 05:40 PM (q3X5U)

2 damn... and on a day walker thread at that...

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 05:40 PM (q3X5U)

3 rd?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 05:40 PM (q3X5U)

4 Ah, Dick Flavor. Nice flavor.

Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (N9G0H)

5 ok, i'll go get them

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (q3X5U)

6 Enemy of the people

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (XyRTI)

7 Man, I don't remember voting for StupidWorld. I must have been high.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (gd9RK)

8 I love that Dangerous song.

Posted by: Al Crapton at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (GlmxK)

9 CNN cuts away from the White House's press briefing about the coronavirus to air their town hall with Michael Bloomberg.
***

In fairness, Bloomberg is probably paying them.

Posted by: CDC at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (WdocV)

10
They destroyed over one trillion dollars of wealth. Of average persons' retirement funds, investments and livelihoods all because they hate Trump.

Meh, it's because they hate US.

They are evil.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (zBaqJ)

11 Even when the media piled on Bush for Katrina, they managed to actually wait until Katrina had actually happened first.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 05:42 PM (Kpl3J)

12 Really what is the color of the sky in their world?

Posted by: Paladin at February 27, 2020 05:42 PM (KX5Wh)

13 CNN -- they're still on the air?

Seriously, they aren't worth debunking anymore. Might as well debunk some Canadian public access show at 2am on Tuesday morning.

Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 05:42 PM (N9G0H)

14 Also, let's take the disease seriously.

Close the borders. Now.


No? Can't do it? That's RAYCISS? Well that I guess it isn't that serious after all right?

Posted by: CDC at February 27, 2020 05:42 PM (WdocV)

15 It's odd, seeing an entire industry self-immolate. It was a big fat body, though. It's been burning for a long time now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 05:42 PM (I2dne)

16 >>>8 I love that Dangerous song.


everybody's saying that.

Well, you know, all I can say is: If you listen to it every day, sometimes five or six times a day, for three months, it might start to get annoying.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 05:42 PM (PbpT7)

17 not first. And the FNM have been hoping for something, anything to cause an economic setback for the last 3 years. They've hated the deplorables having good opportunities.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (eASYU)

18 Tater's gotta tater

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (d7Ww2)

19 Willowed:

Funny, she does nothing for me. She strikes me as vacuous to the extreme and probably just lays there and sweats. Bodywise a 6.5/10
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 05:36 PM (CLteG)

By the time I discovered kbdabear's Kateurday ONT compliance pics, I had already seen enough. Have never even looked at them.

Now Ginger Thursday, that's another story.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (k7l0J)

20 If CNN cut away for that Kate Upton video, no one would raise an objection.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (cfSRQ)

21 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)

22 Stelter's gig doing stand up on theComedy News Network is pretty secure, so he can say anything. We just need to keep heckling him though.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 05:44 PM (90T4r)

23 >>>Funny, she does nothing for me. She strikes me as vacuous to the extreme and probably just lays there and sweats. Bodywise a 6.5/10
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth

Have you ever watched a gladiator movie?

Posted by: Captain Roger Oveurr at February 27, 2020 05:44 PM (PbpT7)

24 The left is tragedy-fapping again.

It's the anticipation that provides the real rush.

Posted by: 29victor at February 27, 2020 05:44 PM (BJKQV)

25 What number of people would you be okay with dying if it ensured Trump's re-election?

Because for a lot of super woke caring progressives, the answer to the complementary propositon is "a whole bunch." More COVID-19 deaths would imperil Trump's re-election campaign, so bring on the plague!

Just like they cheer stock market downturns - take that, rich people!....and, you know, middle class people and old people with retirement funds tied up in the market.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 27, 2020 05:44 PM (oZ6kz)

26 Now Ginger Thursday, that's another story.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (k7l0J)
+++++++++++++
Ginger Thursday is a weekly holiday.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 05:44 PM (I2dne)

27 I'm all for just working down The List in a quick and efficient manner and saying the virus did it, oh well.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 05:44 PM (CLteG)

28 also Willowed:

@nypost

Putting potatoes up your butt won't cure hemorrhoids, doctors warn

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 05:39 PM (cF8AT)
..........

But will it cure coronavirus?

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

29 If CNN cut away for that Kate Upton video, no one would raise an objection.
___

I would. That's a mighty fine looking guy though sitting their in his tighty whities.


Posted by: Barack H Obama at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (WdocV)

30 If CNN cut away for that Kate Upton video, no one would raise an objection.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (cfSRQ)
++++++++++++
Oh, the RHEEEEEEEEE crowd would be pissed off. Outside of airports, that's all they have left.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (I2dne)

31 Really what is the color of the sky in their world?
Posted by: Paladin


Orange.

Everything in their world is Orange.

Orange as far as the eye can see.

Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (P1f+c)

32 Whoa, just checked my email -- and got my first death threat in over two weeks!

I used to get between 10 and 15 death threats evry day, but the whole Mohammed thing has faded from the news so the international Muslims are less riled up about it, compared t their previous nonstop rage.

But some lunatic must has found his way to the Mo Archive and went murderously ballistic. I'll add it to the ever-growing pile of previous death threats.

The only thing that's worrisome this time around is tat he also names one of the artists by name for retribution. Don't want t endanger any of my flock!

Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (N9G0H)

33 Meh, it's because they hate US.

They are evil.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (zBaqJ)


This.

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

34 They destroyed over one trillion dollars of wealth. Of average persons' retirement funds, investments and livelihoods all because they hate Trump.

Meh, it's because they hate US.

They are evil.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (zBaqJ)

First it's Trump, then it's us.

Lock and load.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (k7l0J)

35 Really what is the color of the sky in their world?


Brown with fuchsia polka-dots.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (HaL55)

36 I was on my way home from Best Buy, after buying a replacement washing machine for my dead LG, and listening to The Five.


Gutfeld called Tater "CNN's ball of hysteria."

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

37 I'm going to predict the first American death due to coronavirus:

Harvey Weinstein.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 27, 2020 05:46 PM (oZ6kz)

38 Whoa, just checked my email -- and got my first death threat in over two weeks!

___

BEHEAD THOSE WHO SAY ISLAM IS VIOLENT!

Posted by: Some Mostly Peaceful Guy at February 27, 2020 05:46 PM (WdocV)

39 Buy ammo.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 27, 2020 05:46 PM (We5+z)

40 Zombie, would reporting it to the SFPD do any good, if you've not done so already?

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (90T4r)

41 >>>F37 I'm going to predict the first American death due to coronavirus:

Harvey Weinstein.

...

Crone-o-virus

Posted by: Captain Roger Oveurr at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (PbpT7)

42 Yes. Just voted! Disappointed there was no broken glass to crawl across. Gonna have to bring my own in November.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (G0G8s)

43 By the time I discovered kbdabear's Kateurday ONT compliance pics, I had already seen enough. Have never even looked at them.



Now Ginger Thursday, that's another story.

What? That's a thing, really? Damm, I'm at work. Now you have put those images in my head....Thanks!

Posted by: Paladin at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (KX5Wh)

44 This is the same as when the media prayed for a mass killing at Joker movie screenings.

The press is the enemy of the people and should be treated like enemy combatants/pedos.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (l4C/z)

45 I'm going to predict the first American death due to coronavirus:

___

I'm also saddened by Tulsi's impending death by poiso...err...virus.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (WdocV)

46 29
If CNN cut away for that Kate Upton video, no one would raise an objection.
___

I would. That's a mighty fine looking guy though sitting their in his tighty whities.






Posted by: Barack H Obama at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (WdocV)

---
Right. No straight man would. Sorry Barry.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (cfSRQ)

47 Hi Gail Collins. I think I've heard of you. Not sure. Yea didn't read LOLGF cunt.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (lBeMA)

48 40 Zombie, would reporting it to the SFPD do any good, if you've not done so already?
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (90T4r)

---

*SNORT*

Posted by: SMH at February 27, 2020 05:48 PM (RU4sa)

49 Yes. Just voted! Disappointed there was no broken glass to crawl across. Gonna have to bring my own in November.
Posted by: rickb223


Lies. Valu-rite only comes in plastic bottles.

Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 05:48 PM (P1f+c)

50 I love that Dangerous song.


Link, por favor?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 05:48 PM (HaL55)

51 Willowed:

Funny, she does nothing for me. She strikes me as vacuous to the extreme and probably just lays there and sweats. Bodywise a 6.5/10
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 05:36 PM (CLteG)

By the time I discovered kbdabear's Kateurday ONT compliance pics, I had already seen enough. Have never even looked at them.

Now Ginger Thursday, that's another story.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (k7l0J)
****************
Personally, they all don't do anything for me.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 05:48 PM (wiXsO)

52
I remember during the ebola scare in 2014, the CDC and the media were all about calming the public and tamping down any fear. Air travel with the affected countries was allowed to continue, to avoid hurting the Africans' feelings.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2020 05:48 PM (pAMD4)

53 40 Zombie, would reporting it to the SFPD do any good, if you've not done so already?
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (90T4r)

THAT'S WHO MADE THE THREAT!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 05:48 PM (Kpl3J)

54 The stock market is a spooky herd of cattle at times like these. And because OrangeManBAD the FNM are shooting off fireworks hoping to get a good stampede going. Evil bastids. But the markets will bounce right back if the virus dies out like Asian bird flu and the Asian swine flu of several years ago did.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 27, 2020 05:49 PM (eASYU)

55
I'm going to Switzerland (5 confirmed cases) next week to a Club Med resport, and check out the precautions they are taking:

All other Club Med resorts, remain open and operate with additional and strict safety precautions including the following:

- Scaling up temperature checks of all guests upon arrival, during lunch and dinner daily
- Daily staff body temperature check before and after work
- Significantly increasing cleaning and sanitization of public areas
- Usage of gel sanitizers across the resort
- Face masks are worn by all kid's club, food & beverage and housekeeping staff
- All HVAC running in fresh air mode, ensuring constant airflow in our rooms and public spaces


Cheking guest's temps at all meals seems extreme, but okay!

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 05:49 PM (zqs/f)

56 I kinda dig those snappy hazmat suits with the blue masks and goggles. I would wear that to Starbucks.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

57 I used to get between 10 and 15 death threats evry day


OMG you're so important! Would you like a fainting couch?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 05:49 PM (gd9RK)

58 I bet I just put my information inside of you.

ACE information-raped me!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 05:49 PM (qaSBO)

59 40 Zombie, would reporting it to the SFPD do any good, if you've not done so already?
Posted by: tubal


Yes, it would do a lot of good -- for my enemies.

Best way to let them ID me is to make it an official police matter.

Serious, that's the LAST thing I would do.

And what - -do I file a "death threat report" every time I get one? I'd have spent the last decade just standing in line at the police station all day, every day/

Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 05:50 PM (N9G0H)

60 Is everyone in Marketing and Advertising a brainless Lefty womanchild now?

Asking for everyone

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 05:50 PM (l4C/z)

61 Just five years ago the "media" was powerful enough to pull off this transparent bullshit. Now it's like watching a formerly hot chick crossing her now-varicose-veined legs, hoping to still get woodys going. The propaganda outlets are done.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 05:50 PM (puu6v)

62 Then (January) ... racist for Trump to limit flights from China hot zones

Now ... Trump didn't do enough to stop the ChinaVirus

seems some in China took flights to Thailand, then to US, to get around the restrictions ... and probably lied at customs about having been to China.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2020 05:50 PM (Cus5s)

63 Democrats are such insufferable douchebags.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 27, 2020 05:50 PM (rLZe7)

64 Brian Stelter makes me believe I'm living in an alternate universe where selection criteria for media reporters is based on being fat, stupid, ugly, and perpetually wrong about everything.

Posted by: IanDeal at February 27, 2020 05:50 PM (vgGyZ)

65 54 The stock market is a spooky herd of cattle at times like these. And because OrangeManBAD the FNM are shooting off fireworks hoping to get a good stampede going. Evil bastids. But the markets will bounce right back if the virus dies out like Asian bird flu and the Asian swine flu of several years ago did.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 27, 2020 05:49 PM (eASYU)

and given that we have been fortunate in the time of year of this outbreak, and also that America is a much cleaner place with much higher hygiene and food standards that most all of Asia, odds are quite good that this will burn itself out quickly, if it ever gets much of a foothold here at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)

66 I bet I just put my information inside of you.

ACE information-raped me!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 05:49 PM

Yea, but it wasn't you know, rape rape.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 05:51 PM (lBeMA)

67 I kinda dig those snappy hazmat suits with the blue masks and goggles. I would wear that to Starbucks.

-
They do have a very retro-futuristic look to them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 05:51 PM (+y/Ru)

68 36 I was on my way home from Best Buy, after buying a replacement washing machine for my dead LG, and listening to The Five.


Gutfeld called Tater "CNN's ball of hysteria."

heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (ptqGC)


Butterball of Hysteria

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 05:51 PM (zBaqJ)

69 Chances are most, way most, of us will die from something other that Sharonavirus. Although we might really want to.

Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2020 05:51 PM (XhWtx)

70 I hope this fat faggot dies from the virus. I also hope his body lies unclaimed.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2020 05:51 PM (j3npP)

71 Cheking guest's temps at all meals seems extreme, but okay!

Major US airports do this with FLIR cameras.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 05:51 PM (9t0Zz)

72 So SFPD on the no trust list then.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 05:51 PM (90T4r)

73 I just got off the phone with my BFF, he and his wife work in the medical field, and his assessment of the Kung Flu is even bleaker than mine.

He says he knows he's gonna catch it, hell, damn near all of us are.

How's that for bleak. Prepare, he says. Maybe stock up on vitamin C and E, useful for building up the ole immune system.

On the brighter side, he has scored some facemasks for our household, and I am contemplating hermitude. Soon.

Oh, and fuck CNN and Nancy Pelosi. Evil fucking cvnts.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (XF4b8)

74 Fox interviewed an older guy who contracted the virus on a cruise with his wife. He exhibited no symptoms, until the flight home. He dozed off and woke up with a fever of 103.


His fever broke about nine hours later, and he's been in containment, with just a mild cough. No more fever, no nausea, nothing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

75 Pete Davidson has revealed himself for what we all knew he was, lower than whale shit.

He apparently has retracted his apoolgy to Dan Crenshaw and says he was forced to apologize.

Asshole.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (PDQ1w)

76 There are some convincing arguments on both sides that this both is and is not a serious pandemic.

And then there is the hysteria.

Posted by: Max Power at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (q177U)

77 64 Brian Stelter makes me believe I'm living in an alternate universe where selection criteria for media reporters is based on being fat, stupid, ugly, and perpetually wrong about everything.
Posted by: IanDeal at February 27, 2020 05:50 PM (vgGyZ)


"I know, right?!"

- - Zombie Charles Kuralt

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (zBaqJ)

78 Stelter has a voice for the American School for the Deaf. How the fuck did he get on TV?

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)

79 57 I used to get between 10 and 15 death threats evry day


OMG you're so important! Would you like a fainting couch?
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Yes, please. The biggest fainting couch in the world!

That's why I mention this fact maybe once or twice per year. Everyone else makes a massive deal out of getting just one threat, ever.

Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (N9G0H)

80 HIV and coronavirus.

Compare and contrast the media response.

1985: "All is well! Don't worry about the blood supply!"
2020: "Run! We're all gonna die!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (FXaFS)

81 Democrats and Leftist Media are trying to pin a crisis on President Trump to pull him down.

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (ZCEU2)

82 everybody's saying that.



Well, you know, all I can say is: If you listen to it every day,
sometimes five or six times a day, for three months, it might start to
get annoying.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 05:42 PM (PbpT7)

---
Sorry, I dissent. It was kind of 'meh.' The bass was kind of cool.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (cfSRQ)

83 Brian Stelter and Jake Tapper suck dick.
I mean you know that, obviously.
But did you know that Brian Stelter and Jake Tapper suck dick -- for the taste?!

I had just taken a sip of water, yea I hope the water on the paperwork I am trying to work on dries out soon. Damn you Ace!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (lBeMA)

84
OK, I'm game. But I can't read the article. What is the NYT's justification for calling it the Trumpvirus?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (fUqBx)

85 Any moron's headed to bikeweek in Dayton next week?
I will be there for the opening weekend. I will keep an eye out to see if anyone is up for a brew on Main St., or Destination Dayton, maybe First Turn.

Posted by: Paladin at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (KX5Wh)

86 Lies. Valu-rite only comes in plastic bottles.
Posted by: mikeski


I'll have to dig glass bottles out of the neighbors trash.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 05:53 PM (G0G8s)

87 I feel a sneeze coming on...

Posted by: Morticus Khan at February 27, 2020 05:53 PM (gnRSu)

88 Tater is made entirely of carbohydrates. He's immune to the coronavirus. Maybe we can get him with whatever killed all those potatoes in Ireland way back when.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 05:53 PM (qaSBO)

89 That's 4,563 death threats a year, roughly. So the people who issued them seemed to not be very good at following through.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 27, 2020 05:53 PM (oZ6kz)

90 "84
OK, I'm game. But I can't read the article. What is the NYT's justification for calling it the Trumpvirus?"

"Orangeman Bad."

Next.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 05:54 PM (puu6v)

91 79 57 I used to get between 10 and 15 death threats evry day


OMG you're so important! Would you like a fainting couch?
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Yes, please. The biggest fainting couch in the world!

That's why I mention this fact maybe once or twice per year. Everyone else makes a massive deal out of getting just one threat, ever.
Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (N9G0H)


You should out yourself as Gavin Newsom, Scott Wiener, Xavier Becerra, some other miscreant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 05:54 PM (FXaFS)

92 78
Stelter has a voice for the American School for the Deaf. How the fuck did he get on TV?

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)

---
He has two qualities that set him apart.

The inability to feel shame and no gag reflex.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 27, 2020 05:54 PM (cfSRQ)

93
He apparently has retracted his apoolgy to Dan Crenshaw and says he was forced to apologize.

Asshole.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (PDQ1w)


Who?

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:54 PM (Zz0t1)

94 Media has become America's crazy mother-in-law

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 27, 2020 05:54 PM (Eapb6)

95 I get death threats in my fortune cookies.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 05:54 PM (qaSBO)

96 Crud, let the comments on the last thread suck me and around 300 comments, realized there was probably a new thread.

And I'm not even new here.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 05:55 PM (RIAR/)

97 Trump needs to blame the spread of the virus on the political party that did everything they could to tear down American borders. That is something most people can understand.

Borders are useful in a pandemic. That is what I would do. California will probably be ground zero in America, and "don't let a crisis go to waste" can be used both ways. Trump needs to get political if he wishes to disrupt the plans of the Democrats to use this crisis against him.

Lincoln used the defeat in the Seven Days and blood bath in Antietam to turn the tables against the Confederates. Politics is not a gentleman sport which the Never Trumpers do not understand.

Posted by: William Eaton at February 27, 2020 05:55 PM (cfkTP)

98 We've settled on Trumpvirus.

And it's trending on Twitter!!

Posted by: MSM at February 27, 2020 05:55 PM (EsGqq)

99 DC needs to be hosed out.

@ChadPergram 2h

1) Coronavirus spending bill expected to top $7 billion. Should be up in the House/Senate next week. Internal Debate about hooking FISA renewal to the coronavirus measure

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2020 05:55 PM (nGiLY)

100 That's why I mention this fact maybe once or twice per year. Everyone else makes a massive deal out of getting just one threat, ever.


I was perhaps unclear. I think you're a fraud and everything you say is a self-aggrandizing lie. And you used to hide behind being a collective and now you just post internally inconsistent autobiographical shit and enjoy the accolades from the dupes.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 05:55 PM (gd9RK)

101 78 Stelter has a voice for the American School for the Deaf. How the fuck did he get on TV?
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)

Actually that is Mark Dice doing a voiceover in those You tube videos, and it is an improvement over his real voice.

Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 05:55 PM (+0uDE)

102 I make this prediction right now: all the bullshit the left wing media is spreading will end up as an even coat of embarrassment on their faces. Again.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 27, 2020 05:56 PM (3SBUJ)

103 89 That's 4,563 death threats a year, roughly. So the people who issued them seemed to not be very good at following through.
Posted by: Broseidon


Almost all of them come out of the Middle East, with maybe 10% from Europe. Mostly they're just ignorant Muslim fundamentalists blowing their tops with rage that anyone would ever dare depict Mohammed. They have no idea who I am or even what country I live in, so it's not that worrying. Only twice have I ever gotten a believable threat. Mostly it's just "I will kill you and your whole filthy family, infidel!"

Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 05:56 PM (N9G0H)

104 But the worst is when you wake up and find a death threat written on the bathroom mirror, in blood.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 05:56 PM (qaSBO)

105 THE HEADLINES OF TOMORROW TODAY!

GLOBAL WARMING CREATED CORONAVIRUS!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 05:56 PM (+y/Ru)

106 @JenGriffinFNC 6 minutes ago

While all eyes are on coronovirus, watch Idlib where NATO power Turkey is squaring off with Russia. What happens if Turkey invokes Article 5? What will US do? ....Airstrike Hits Turkish Forces in Syria

https://tinyurl.com/v9ygghk

Couple of responses say Turkey can't invoke Article 5...they were in Syria when attacked.

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 05:56 PM (cF8AT)

107 And I went gay.

Gah!!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 05:56 PM (RIAR/)

108 Close the road ring around DC. Nobody gets in. Nobody gets out.

Posted by: torabora at February 27, 2020 05:56 PM (Y274z)

109 Bike week in Dayton? How many bike weeks do you faggots need?

Posted by: Regular joe at February 27, 2020 05:56 PM (6/uwW)

110 55--- ......seems extreme, but okay!
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 05:49 PM (zqs/f)
---------------------
That's good business --- and, at this point, good sense --- to be so careful. Good on them.

My daughter is in S Korea now and her work place is doing similar stuff, including the temperature checks every few hours.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 27, 2020 05:57 PM (M/9m0)

111 This hysterical news coverage (both COVAD-19 and financial) is reminiscent of December 2018.

At that time, the media were praying that THIS, finally would be the end of OrangeManBad. The world had flat to negative growth, we had the tariffs, and the Fed raised rates when they should have either done nothing or cut, just like Trump suggested.

(as an aside, when Obama was saying that he was a better speechwriter than his speechwriters, etc., etc., he wasn't. Trump hasn't said anything like that but he's a better financial manager than the Fed, a better general than his generals, etc., etc.)

Anyway, the market went up 30% in 2019 after the hysteria ended.

We have a world with flat-down activity, China on the ropes because of the coronavirus (and the tariffs), and WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! all over again. I wouldn't be catching a falling knife at this point - the financial activity is completely news and panic-driven. When the dust settles, which shouldn't be long if the past is any indication, Trump will be in a better spot than before.

I'm praying that he doesn't panic. I've got a feeling that he has a better handle on the politics and the emotions around this than I possibly could, were I in his position.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 27, 2020 05:57 PM (iuFgi)

112 There are some convincing arguments on both sides that this both is and is not a serious pandemic.

And then there is the hysteria.

Posted by: Max Power at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (q177U)
........

BUY,BUY BUY! nO... SELL,SELL,SELL! nO... BUY, BUY...
AW SHIT!

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 05:57 PM (v0R5T)

113 So, I suppose these Odildo slurpers would rather see the Obongo "draw a red line" (think Syria) in the sand against any pathogen. . . . of course, the pathogen would respect the "chosen one" who was supposed to "heal the planet" and "calm the oceans". . right? Or watch the HildeBeast do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING (except kill leakers) against any enemy--domestic or foreign or pathogen--other than to show up a year later and scream "what does it matter?" Screw these Odildo lineage lotion slurpers. . . . to their their last breaths.

Posted by: H8MarxistRats & PNs at February 27, 2020 05:57 PM (PJe7H)

114 Who wrote that New York times op-ed?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 05:57 PM (mzTVj)

115 100 That's why I mention this fact maybe once or twice per year. Everyone else makes a massive deal out of getting just one threat, ever.


I was perhaps unclear. I think you're a fraud and everything you say is a self-aggrandizing lie. And you used to hide behind being a collective and now you just post internally inconsistent autobiographical shit and enjoy the accolades from the dupes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Well, everyone's entitled to an opinion!

Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 05:57 PM (N9G0H)

116 I get death threats in my fortune cookies.





Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 05:54 PM (qaSBO)


A rival is waiting for you with a blunt instrument.

Lucky Numbers 6, 36, 20, 2, 21, 41

Posted by: Fortune Cookie at February 27, 2020 05:57 PM (2N7oZ)

117 You know, now that they're of age, I've found 1994 to be a very good vintage when it comes to penis. The aroma of pearl onion, garlic salt and citrus fruit is a fantastic complement to the subtle flavors of frumunda and denim residue. Of course, I prefer noir to blanc.

Posted by: Brian Stelter, weiner connoisseur at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM (oZ6kz)

118 104 But the worst is when you wake up and find a death threat written on the bathroom mirror, in blood.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 05:56 PM (qaSBO)


"Pfft!"

- - Jack Woltz, Pres.
Woltz Int'l Pictures


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM (zBaqJ)

119 Even with a long incubation period, if this virus was going to hit the US hard wouldn't it already have started to devastate parts of China?

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM (Eapb6)

120 zombie, ignore Bandersnatch. Your work is important. I think so at any rate and I know I am not alone.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM (CLteG)

121 Crud, let the comments on the last thread suck me and around 300 comments, realized there was probably a new thread.

And I'm not even new here.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 05:55 PM (RIAR/)

-----------
Crud, I let the comments on the last thread suck me in, dammit, suck me in!

Fine, I'll go listen to some Flock of Seagulls and watch "Allentown."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM (RIAR/)

122 55

I'm going to Switzerland (5 confirmed cases) next week to a Club Med resport, and check out the precautions they are taking:



- Scaling up temperature checks of all guests upon arrival, during lunch and dinner daily

- Daily staff body temperature check before and after work


somehow, "swiss body temperature inspector" doesn't have quite the cachet as "swedish bikini inspector".

Posted by: Anachronda at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM (sGtp+)

123 Use the coronavirus money on a coronavirus shield on the border with Mexico.

Posted by: torabora at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM (Y274z)

124 I for one welcome our virus overlords. May the all die horrific plague deaths.

Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2020 05:59 PM (gmo/4)

125 Well, everyone's entitled to an opinion!
Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 05:57 PM (N9G0H)


You handled that well.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:59 PM (Zz0t1)

126 I dunno, if zombie were a collective, shouldn't one of the members have been able to identify A Christmas Story?

Maybe it's like a superhero deal where the mantle has been passed.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 27, 2020 05:59 PM (oZ6kz)

127 >>>
I had just taken a sip of water, yea I hope the water on the paperwork I am trying to work on dries out soon. Damn you Ace!

Thanks. I was wondering if anyone would like that.

I think I just stole that joke from Warcampaign, but I'm not sure it was them. (Dlive.tv/warcampaign)

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 05:59 PM (PbpT7)

128 119
Even with a long incubation period, if this virus was going to hit the
US hard wouldn't it already have started to devastate parts of China?


are you sure it hasn't?

Posted by: Anachronda has a tinfoil hat at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (sGtp+)

129
But the worst is when you wake up and find a death threat written on the bathroom mirror, in blood.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 05:56 PM (qaSBO)


<sigh> I keep telling Michelle to knock it off.

Posted by: Barry Obama at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (2N7oZ)

130 Who wrote that New York times op-ed?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Gail Collins, if that means anything.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (nGiLY)

131 But did you know that Brian Stelter and Jake Tapper suck dick -- for the taste?!

__________



To be fair, they do it for the $20 bill AND the taste, but mostly for the taste.

Posted by: ShainS at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (fP7L7)

132 UK court nixes Heathrow Airport expansion because the plans don't comply with the Paris Climate Accord.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/sp7fpbv

I can't stop laughing. Send help.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (9t0Zz)

133 So let me get this straight. The virus thinks Trump's not credible so it's going to infect more people? Is that what Tater was saying?

Posted by: abbynormal at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (I849g)

134 I remember not too long ago(last week) the left was calling too much focus on this as racist toward China and xenophobic.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (szhjU)

135 By the way, Bernie on Trump's suit against the NYT.

Sanders: Trump Acting Like A 'Dictator' By Suing NYT For Lying About Him

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (+y/Ru)

136 I get death threats in my fortune cookies.
What's weird is I keep getting the same one when I eat my way through the daily buffet. Daily.

"I am fucking Your Wife Right Now"

Lucky numbers 69.

Posted by: Bill Krisol at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (lBeMA)

137 Anal temperature taking is the most accurate when looking for evidence of coronavirus.

Posted by: Shep! at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (Y274z)

138 Stockmarket is doing well. Lol

Posted by: And down it goes at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (XpJXT)

139 Let's not forget that trump is raaaciiiiiissssst because he did not make his black surgeon general or black HUD Secretary the corona czar. Despite the fact that he appointed these men to his cabinet in the first place, and he needs them running their department, not the whole show.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (dNzKv)

140 Is Hillary evil enough to send a corona-virus infected person to hug Bernie?

Wait, of course she's evil enough. Is she devious enough?

Wait, of course she's devious enough. Will she send one to Joe also?

Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (l3+k2)

141 So! I asked the airline and guess what - neither Florence nor Rome are included in their travel waivers yet, dangit!
Now I'm actually hoping they find more cases there.

Unfortunately, I think the Italian govt spooked itself and has limited testing now.

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (G546f)

142 So the Trump virus column is really just the New York times finally achieving the perfect moment of Emmanuel Goldsteining.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (mzTVj)

143 If it was Dangerous by Roxette, she just died in December. Cancer sucks.

Posted by: Morticus Khan at February 27, 2020 06:01 PM (gnRSu)

144 I must have missed something.

Zombie, why do you get death threats?

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 06:01 PM (cF8AT)

145 Didn't Fake Yapper actually date Monica Lewinsky, just so he could find out what the Clenis tasted like second-hand?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2020 06:02 PM (hj4fI)

146 Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 05:59 PM

Sheer poetry my good man.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 06:02 PM (lBeMA)

147 138 Stockmarket is doing well. Lol
Posted by: And down it goes at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (XpJXT)


Your retirement account just called to say you're a schmuck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:02 PM (zBaqJ)

148 I must have missed something.

Zombie, why do you get death threats?
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 06:01 PM (cF8AT)


Ever been to her blog/website?

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)

149 Oh, @JasonMillerinDC, it not "unbelievable". In fact, it's all too believable.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 27, 2020 06:03 PM (2RBkF)

150 Yes. Just voted! Disappointed there was no broken glass to crawl across. Gonna have to bring my own in November.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (G0G8s)
***********
I just voted too. Didn't do the operation chaos thing. It's too complicated to figure out the correct strategy and besides I have a hard time saying "Democrat" when the election official asks which primary I'm voting in.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 06:03 PM (wiXsO)

151 39 Buy ammo.
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 27, 2020 05:46 PM (We5+z)

This is just good advice, right here

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 06:03 PM (l4C/z)

152 >>>138 Stockmarket is doing well. Lol
Posted by: And down it goes at

I'm sure the public will really blame Trump for a Chinese pandemic.

Say, who's been limiting trade with China and increasing border enforcement...?

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:03 PM (PbpT7)

153 Shots fired.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 27, 2020 06:03 PM (ijEPD)

154 I get death threats in my fortune cookies.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 05:54 PM (qaSBO)
..........

Now is not the time to make new friends.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 06:03 PM (v0R5T)

155
So the Trump virus column is really just the New York times finally achieving the perfect moment of Emmanuel Goldsteining.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (mzTVj)

-------

Why/how do they cast Trump as being responsible for this viral outbreak in China? The tariff fight, or what?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 06:03 PM (fUqBx)

156 144 I must have missed something.

Zombie, why do you get death threats?
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 06:01 PM (cF8AT)

Because Bandersnatch is jealous.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (CLteG)

157 They will call it TrumpVirus, and then within 30 days Trump's team will develop a cheap vaccine that destroys ALL viruses without negative side effects.

Which also straightens your teeth, takes away body odor, and makes your preferred member of the opposite sex fall madly and permanently in love with you.

Have these people just not noticed that The Trump Curse is a real thing?

Posted by: Sharkman at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (fp3O8)

158 Coronavirus spending bill expected to top $7 billion. Should be up in the House/Senate next week. 

...


MAJOR CRISIS!

Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (EsGqq)

159 123 Use the coronavirus money on a coronavirus shield on the border with Mexico.
Posted by: torabora at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM (Y274z)

-------------

Correct, he should go farther.

Trump should ask for emergency powers to stop the spread of the pandemic. For example: Sanctuary Cities are potential hotbeds.

That would put the democrats on the defensive if they refuse to give the powers which is a ready made excuse for Trump when the spread does happen, or better yet they actually give him the powers he wants.

Call them out, see what they do.

Don't be Bush...

Posted by: William Eaton at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (cfkTP)

160 I predict the stock market will stay low for a while, then bounce back higher than ever once we start getting local manufacturing back

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (G546f)

161
I'm sure the public will really blame Trump for a Chinese pandemic.

Say, who's been limiting trade with China and increasing border enforcement...?
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:03 PM (PbpT7)


RACIST!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (Zz0t1)

162 >Maybe it's like a superhero deal where the mantle has been passed.

zombie could be like the Dread Pirate Roberts...or was that Ace?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (L106N)

163 >>>155 This is economically 100X worse than the Tariffs. The market has lost far more value and people are scared (no value judgement made).

So is this the Soros-paid astroturf meme of the day?

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (PbpT7)

164 Your retirement account just called to say you're a schmuck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:02 PM (zBaqJ)

---
These people are sick. Mentally ill.

No GOPer was hoping that Ebola would spread in the US. We were frantically wanting to keep it out.

Yet the Dems are smugly thinking how wonderful it would be if thousands of Americans died because of their twisted political agenda.

They are garbage people.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (cfSRQ)

165 144 I must have missed something.

Zombie, why do you get death threats?
Posted by: Tami


For the Mohammed Image Archive.

Also, long ago, because of my Folsom and Up Your Alley reports (from gay activists) when they first came out. But not any more about those.

Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (N9G0H)

166 @128. The virus is only a huge problem if the Chinese have suppressed knowledge of massive devastation in some places in China.

Have they? Then sell
If not, buy

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (Eapb6)

167 I get death threats in my fortune cookies.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 05:54 PM (qaSBO)
........

Confucius say: check underside of vehicle.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (v0R5T)

168 So the Trump virus column is really just the New York times finally achieving the perfect moment of Emmanuel Goldsteining.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM

Goldstein was also the star of many Jewish westerns. Like "Shoot Out at the Oy Vey Golden Coral"

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (lBeMA)

169 155 Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:03 PM (ybUZl)

His conference was fine. The media is driving a panic aided and abetted by Wall Street and Soros.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (zBaqJ)

170 Even with a long incubation period, if this virus
was going to hit the US hard wouldn't it already have started to
devastate parts of China?


Posted by: Ignoramus at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM

---

Yep, it's been well over a month since the panic started. If it was going to be a pandemic of biblical proportions it would have killed tens of thousands in China and Hong Kong already.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (JUOKG)

171 Let me see now, if my net worth is falling, I should elect a Communist, right?

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (90T4r)

172 The atrocities of our coming red/blue civil war are go In to make the war crimes of the Sino-Japanese war seem reasonable and take by comparison.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (xmKbk)

173 I think Greg Gutfield is a smart and witty man, but I don't think most of these people are actually praying unless they're praying to the Deep State or some of them are praying to Satan.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (WI7YS)

174 You'd think the press would learn by now.

They've been hoping for a nuclear collusion market war since PDT was elected, and every time, they face plant.

Now, they're off on a coronavirus jihad, praying for something to go wrong..never mind that if it's that bad, it'll take them out also.

Never have so few been so very wrong so many times.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (RIAR/)

175 Coronavirus News Network: Brian Stelter is an apple, Jake Tapper a banana. When they french kiss, it makes a terrific smoothie.

Posted by: ShainS at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (fP7L7)

176 Posted by: And down he goes on a dick at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (XpJXT)

Fixed.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (Zz0t1)

177 I think I'll call it GreyLadyvirus.


The paper of record is ruining it's brand as surely as Disney.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (Qf83p)

178 Thanks to the person in the music thread who gave some tips about opening up a mutual fund or Roth with the temporarily cratered stock market. I did just that! Finally bit the bullet.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (TB3mA)

179 Elizabeth Warren was promising to divert all the funds for Immigration and Border Patrol to fight the virus.
Teh Ted has questions.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (AD3JT)

180 164 >>>155 This is economically 100X worse than the Tariffs. The market has lost far more value and people are scared (no value judgement made).

So is this the Soros-paid astroturf meme of the day?
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (PbpT7)


I belive he too is a devotee of the schmeck of the schmeckel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (zBaqJ)

181 Multiple-Ace theory is a fringe belief, but if you're interested, we meet at the W. 134th metro station and the password is "e pluribus ewok."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (oZ6kz)

182 But did you know that Brian Stelter and Jake Tapper suck dick -- for the taste?!
---
OK, but just think of the cholesterol!

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (sWM8x)

183 The media is trying to sink only our side of the boat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (+y/Ru)

184 What a refreshing break from their daydreams of Trump being undone by the global economy crashing.

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (TxlJs)

185 Trump is going to fire Mueller. Justchuwait.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (XyRTI)

186 144 I must have missed something.

Zombie, why do you get death threats?
Posted by: Tami


Back in 2006/7, I posted some of them at the Readers' Comments page at the Archive:

http://www.zombietime.com/ mohammed_image_archive/mail/

(remove space)

But I stopped updating it because it just became repetitive after a while.

Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (N9G0H)

187
Zombie, would reporting it to the SFPD do any good, if you've not done so already?
Posted by: tubal

Yes, it would do a lot of good -- for my enemies.

Best way to let them ID me is to make it an official police matter.

Serious, that's the LAST thing I would do.

And what - -do I file a "death threat report" every time I get one? I'd have spent the last decade just standing in line at the police station all day, every day/
Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 05:50 PM (N9G0H)

----------

Thankfully no one has discovered you are actually Speaker of the House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi in disguise.

Move over Batman.

Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (+0uDE)

188 So is this the Soros-paid astroturf meme of the day?

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (PbpT7)

---
It's all they have.

Literally reduced to hoping for a pandemic - which they assume somehow won't reach them.

In coastal cities.

With lots of transient people.

And illegal aliens.

It's a mental illness.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (cfSRQ)

189 honestly I'd still go to Florence if I wasn't worried about getting quarantined

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (G546f)

190 Now, they're off on a coronavirus jihad, praying for something to go wrong..never mind that if it's that bad, it'll take them out also.

Never have so few been so very wrong so many times.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (RIAR/)

"THIS will be The Thing that DESTROYS Trump! We promise!"

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (d6Ksn)

191 This coincides with China's state run new statement released today that they studied the virus and concluded that it was created in another country and spread in the wet market. The MSM is playing a dangerous game with this. This is how very large wars between super powers are started.

Great Job MSM giving the CCP cover to blame this on Trump and America planting a bioweapon in the wet market.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (MQjt2)

192 178 I think I'll call it GreyLadyvirus.


The paper of record is ruining it's brand as surely as Disney.
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (Qf83p)


The Duranty-Virus.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (zBaqJ)

193 These people are sick. Mentally ill.

No GOPer was hoping that Ebola would spread in the US. We were frantically wanting to keep it out.

Yet the Dems are smugly thinking how wonderful it would be if thousands of Americans died because of their twisted political agenda.

They are garbage people.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (cfSRQ)

-----------

Remember that stupid nurse who was exposed to Ebola and told she needed to be in quarantine and they found her out bicycling with the boy friend? This was during the reign of SCOAMF.

And the media yawned over that story.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (RIAR/)

194 Listening to the radio, the panic and hysteria is going viral. A few more cases and schools will be shut down and the Dow will drop another 5000. Good job Dems.

Posted by: Ripley at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (MxEKc)

195 Actively rooting for a stock market crash and a pandemic within the country to own the cons.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (oZ6kz)

196 "105 THE HEADLINES OF TOMORROW TODAY!

GLOBAL WARMING CREATED CORONAVIRUS!"

C'mon. Everyone knows racism is responsible.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (puu6v)

197 184 The media is trying to sink only our side of the boat.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (+y/Ru)

"Say, what?"

- - Hank Johnson

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (zBaqJ)

198 Huntzi dear,

You have the stench of troll on you. Weren't you the troll wailing about your devices being banned last night on a thread

Concern trolls are readily picked up and the markets were closed when Trump made his speech. So you are either a bottom feeder trying to make a score on shorts or a shart blue troll.

Your concern has been noted and the customer service representatives will address your wailing shortly.

Posted by: Good Witch of the North at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (EUDB2)

199 164 >>>155 This is economically 100X worse than the Tariffs. The market has lost far more value and people are scared (no value judgement made).

So is this the Soros-paid astroturf meme of the day?
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (PbpT7)


Apparently so.

DJIA today: 25,766.
DJIA before the 2016 election: 18,000 and change.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (FXaFS)

200 Tulsi is talking to pr0n-librarian wannabe Liz MacDonald.
Tulsi is really cute.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (ufFY8)

201 Elizabeth Warren was promising to divert all the funds for Immigration and Border Patrol to fight the virus.
Teh Ted has questions.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM

Good idea Liz. let's have more unchecked people pouring in. Go back to the rez and make some Mazola you fucking idiot.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (lBeMA)

202 Thanks to the person in the music thread who gave some tips about opening up a mutual fund or Roth with the temporarily cratered stock market. I did just that! Finally bit the bullet.
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (TB3mA)


Remember, you don't lose or make any money until you sell. Keep your emotions in check.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (aS1PU)

203
I dunno, if zombie were a collective, shouldn't one of the members have been able to identify A Christmas Story?



Maybe it's like a superhero deal where the mantle has been passed.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 27, 2020 05:59 PM (oZ6kz)



It may be like Dread Pirate Robert, 'cept not jailed for two life sentences for writing a website to sell anonymously in Crypto.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (6rS3m)

204 I belive he too is a devotee of the schmeck of the schmeckel.


That is Deep Yiddish. He means taste of the penis.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (gd9RK)

205
The Duranty-Virus.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (zBaqJ)


What does Jimmy Duranty have to do with this?

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)

206 Multiple-Ace theory is a fringe belief, but if you're interested, we meet at the W. 134th metro station and the password is "e pluribus ewok."
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (oZ6kz)

I will be wearing a blue jacket and no pants.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2020 06:09 PM (XyRTI)

207 196 Actively rooting for a stock market crash and a pandemic within the country to own the cons.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (oZ6kz)


But don't question their patriotism! Oh no. Don't do that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:09 PM (FXaFS)

208 Zombie, why do you get death threats?

Zombie lives in/near San Fran. She used to go take pictures of "gay pride" events to expose how disgusting and lewd most of the "marchers" were.

To the tolerant left, commenting on a gay pride even with anything less than obsequious, glowing praise is a hate crime.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 06:09 PM (9t0Zz)

209 Shots fired.

-
I thought that there was a reason the Coors shooter had not been identified and it turns out . . .

https://bit.ly/3ceuMzA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 06:09 PM (+y/Ru)

210 206
The Duranty-Virus.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (zBaqJ)

What does Jimmy Duranty have to do with this?
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)



"Heh-heh-heh I'm mortified!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:09 PM (zBaqJ)

211 > Goldstein was also the star of many Jewish westerns. Like "Shoot Out at the Oy Vey Golden Coral"

You're thinking of country singer/actor Kinky Friedman, best known for songs like "Asshole from El Paso" and "Ride 'em, Jewboy".

I looked him up a while back, wondering whatever happened to him. Apparently he writes mystery novels nowadays. I've been meaning to check them out, but haven't yet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM (hj4fI)

212 190 honestly I'd still go to Florence if I wasn't worried about getting quarantined
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (G546f)

Italy told tourists not to come to Italy today.
So Italy is now part of the grand hoax, as I've been told, of a fake virus to get Trump by blowing up their economy which relies on tourism.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM (MQjt2)

213 What does Jimmy Duranty have to do with this?
Posted by: Sponge



Ha cha chatta cha virus.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM (Qf83p)

214 So basically the are going to use the opportunity of this completely manufactured virus panic to ram through 7 billion in pork and a reauthorization of FISA.

Excluding the administration, we are being led by very stupid and evil people.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM (PDQ1w)

215 They are so predictable. They are hoping this is like Katrina, where their panic causes harm to Trump

Or the stock market crash, but Trump is not sissy McCain.

But you can hear it in their voices - they see this as a shot to win in November.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM (LWu6U)

216 209 Zombie, why do you get death threats?

Zombie lives in/near San Fran. She used to go take pictures of "gay pride" events to expose how disgusting and lewd most of the "marchers" were.

To the tolerant left, commenting on a gay pride even with anything less than obsequious, glowing praise is a hate crime.
Posted by: bonhomme


There was only a brief phase of threats as a consequence of those sex reports. Since then, it's all about Mo pix.

Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM (N9G0H)

217 Add to this a NYslimes editorial calling this the Trumpvirus

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM (6XlcD)

218 Now, they're off on a coronavirus jihad, praying for something to go wrong..never mind that if it's that bad, it'll take them out also.

---

Let's see...

They think gay sex is "just as normal" as heterosexual sex.

...That surgeon-manufactured fake genitals are "just the same" as the ones God gave us.

...That children should be given fantasies, fetishes and drugs that render them sterile for life.

...That we should hand over our country to invaders.

We're dealing with a suicidal cult.

OF COURSE they don't care if they die, too!

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM (TxlJs)

219 192 This coincides with China's state run new statement released today that they studied the virus and concluded that it was created in another country and spread in the wet market. The MSM is playing a dangerous game with this. This is how very large wars between super powers are started.

Great Job MSM giving the CCP cover to blame this on Trump and America planting a bioweapon in the wet market.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (MQjt2)

Is there a link to this news? I'm interested because if they really said this, that would mean that they are trying to divert from that 'conspiracy theory' posited by ZeroHedge (IIRC) that it was bio-engineered within China. That release in itself would indicate that that theory is more than just a theory.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (iuFgi)

220 I am so glad I live in a very rural area.

Posted by: SMH at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (RU4sa)

221 Will do Dr.WTF. Just glad I finally stopped putting it off.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (TB3mA)

222 Sounds like Reagan/HIV redux.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (w7KSn)

223 >>>the president's lack of credibility<<<

This, from a potato who was just removed from the ass of the previous thread.

Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (ATCV4)

224 9 Even with a long incubation period, if this virus was going to hit the US hard wouldn't it already have started to devastate parts of China?
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM (Eapb6)

That's what I'm thinking. Yeah, there #s are suspect, but outside of Hubei province only 106 people have died out of 1,300 cases. Yesterday there were 30 new cases and 3 deaths. I don't know how extreme the quarantine is Nationwide in China, but they seem to be only a few weeks away from normal.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (zqs/f)

225 195 Listening to the radio, the panic and hysteria is going viral. A few more cases and schools will be shut down and the Dow will drop another 5000. Good job Dems.
Posted by: Ripley at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (MxEKc)

But step back and look at the huge risk the MSM are taking - -they are going all in on a very bad bet, one that they have no control over at all. They are hoping and dreaming that this will turn into the 1918 flu all over again - and what if it all burns out in a few weeks and turns out to be nothing at all? By *Creating* a scare, they are allowing Trump the opportunity to take full credit when the Scare collapses completely.

And since it's way overhyped and mostly made up, it's not really gonna take a whole lot of effort for Trump to claim another Great Victory by the start of summer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (Kpl3J)

226 201 Tulsi is talking to pr0n-librarian wannabe Liz MacDonald.
Tulsi is really cute.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (ufFY


Complexion like a Drake's coffeecake, though.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (zBaqJ)

227 210, Huntzi dear, it is to laugh. No one wants a sweaty Dem in charge and you just outed yourself. McCain did in his own campaign.

Posted by: Good Witch of the North at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (EUDB2)

228 I think the concern over coronavirus is overblown, but the report of Japan closing all their schools is unsettling.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (sWM8x)

229 The Coronavirus outbreak proves Trump was right again. Trump has been saying that we need to bring manufacturing back to the US and not be so dependent on other countries like CHINA. He also wants to secure our border. Just imagine how bad it would be if the Dems had been in charge for the past 3.5 years.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (wiXsO)

230 There was only a brief phase of threats as a consequence of those sex reports. Since then, it's all about Mo pix.

Got it.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 06:12 PM (9t0Zz)

231 210 When a crisis hits, the public wants a Democrat to fix things. Dems are much better at saying the right thing and acting concerned and like they care. That matters in politics. Trump fails miserably at this part of the job.

They wanted Obama after the financial crisis in 08 and not McCain.

It's not right, but it is what it is.
Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:09 PM (ybUZl)


Slip Mahoney just called. He says you're an asshole.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:13 PM (zBaqJ)

232 They will call it TrumpVirus, and then within 30 days Trump's team will develop a cheap vaccine that destroys ALL viruses without negative side effects.

Which also straightens your teeth, takes away body odor, and makes your preferred member of the opposite sex fall madly and permanently in love with you.
Posted by: Sharkman


Breaking! New Trump Vaccine forces supermodels worldwide into polyamory!

Posted by: The MSM at February 27, 2020 06:13 PM (P1f+c)

233 230 I think the concern over coronavirus is overblown, but the report of Japan closing all their schools is unsettling.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (sWM8x)

What is that, 150-200 kids?

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 06:13 PM (90T4r)

234 The panic will prove more dangerous than the virus itself.

Prep accordingly.

Posted by: SMH at February 27, 2020 06:13 PM (RU4sa)

235 212 206
The Duranty-Virus.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (zBaqJ)

What does Jimmy Duranty have to do with this?
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)



"Heh-heh-heh I'm mortified!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:09 PM (zBaqJ)

Everybody wants to get in on the act...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 06:13 PM (l4C/z)

236 But you can hear it in their voices - they see this as a shot to win in November.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM (LWu6U)

and they're idiots, because this isn't similar to hearings or impeachment, where they at least had chance to control the outcome. They are gambling on something they have absolutely no control over whatsoever, and I say they are making a very, very, bad bet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:14 PM (Kpl3J)

237 234
Breaking! New Trump Vaccine forces supermodels worldwide into polyamory!
Posted by: The MSM at February 27, 2020 06:13 PM (P1f+c)


Cleveland Amory after the sex change?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:14 PM (zBaqJ)

238 Iran seems to be hit hard - I wonder if they got a more sever mutation.

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:14 PM (G546f)

239 >>Complexion like a Drake's coffeecake, though.


I'd kill for her skin.

Posted by: Danny Trejo at February 27, 2020 06:14 PM (aB7f9)

240 240 Iran seems to be hit hard - I wonder if they got a more sever mutation.
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:14 PM (G546f)


Iranians that travel to China. Hmm, what could that possibly indicate...?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (zBaqJ)

241 240 Iran seems to be hit hard - I wonder if they got a more sever mutation.
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:14 PM (G546f)

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More like crappy hygeine and a lying govt.

Posted by: SMH at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (RU4sa)

242 147
138 Stockmarket is doing well. Lol

Posted by: And down it goes at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (XpJXT)





Your retirement account just called to say you're a schmuck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:02 PM (zBaqJ)


No way this guy has a retirement account. He's waiting for us to pay. Like the ant and the grasshopper......

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (QzF6i)

243 TSA uses remote sensors that can pick out you, if your body temp is higher than normal. That's from the time you enter the airport, and pass through security. A pic of a crowd walking around, they pin point anyone with a fever.

Posted by: Colin at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (jKqap)

244 I think the concern over coronavirus is overblown, but the report of Japan closing all their schools is unsettling.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (sWM8x)

Italy has shut down most of their schools and other public areas in the afflicted region too.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (7PQBV)

245 Speaking of death threats... currently, every Democrat running for Prez is a death threat to America.

Posted by: A Night Elf Mohawk at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (vgPFC)

246 Correct, he should go farther.

Trump should ask for emergency powers to stop the spread of the pandemic. For example: Sanctuary Cities are potential hotbeds.

That would put the democrats on the defensive if they refuse to give the powers which is a ready made excuse for Trump when the spread does happen, or better yet they actually give him the powers he wants.

Call them out, see what they do.

Don't be Bush...

Posted by: William Eaton at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (cfkTP)

When's the part where Trump has them all arrested and then executed?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (j3npP)

247 So! I asked the airline and guess what - neither Florence nor Rome are included in their travel waivers yet, dangit!
Now I'm actually hoping they find more cases there.

Unfortunately, I think the Italian govt spooked itself and has limited testing now.
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (G546f)
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I was wondering about you earlier today. When are you supposed to leave?

Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (/669Q)

248 241 >>Complexion like a Drake's coffeecake, though.


I'd kill for her skin.
Posted by: Danny Trejo


It puts the lotion on its hands?

Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (N9G0H)

249 Gabbard is basically cute. You know, if they had not run her off, she could have been problematic for us.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (90T4r)

250 >> I think the concern over coronavirus is overblown, but the report of Japan closing all their schools is unsettling.


They take the used panty vending machines off line and you can panic.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (aB7f9)

251 Complexion like a Drake's coffeecake, though.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



That's a canard.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (Qf83p)

252 When a crisis hits, the public wants a Democrat to fix things. Dems are much better at saying the right thing and acting concerned and like they care. That matters in politics. Trump fails miserably at this part of the job.

They wanted Obama after the financial crisis in 08 and not McCain.

It's not right, but it is what it is.
Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:09 PM (ybUZl)


LOLWUT?

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (Zz0t1)

253 Which also straightens your teeth, takes away body odor, and makes your preferred member of the opposite sex fall madly and permanently in love with you.
Posted by: Sharkman

Meaning nobody at any dem rally will be taking it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (lBeMA)

254 By *Creating* a scare, they are allowing Trump the opportunity to take full credit when the Scare collapses completely.

Not when they control the narrative.

Posted by: db at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (jLxx3)

255 > When a crisis hits, the public wants a Democrat to fix things

Thus explaining why Nixon, Reagan, and Bush II all failed to be re-elected.

Oh, wait: that didn't happen.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (hj4fI)

256 ran seems to be hit hard - I wonder if they got a more sever mutation.

Or they were working on the same bio-weapon that the Chinese were working on and it got away from them too.... Takes off tin foil hat

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (6XlcD)

257 134 I remember not too long ago(last week) the left was calling too much focus on this as racist toward China and xenophobic.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (szhjU)

Democrats Lie For Fun

Posted by: Brian Karem at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (uEbPt)

258 Okay, now China is really getting serious. I just saw that one city is going to go all out and actually ban the eating of cats and dogs. (nope I didn't make that up)

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)

259 254 Complexion like a Drake's coffeecake, though.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

That's a canard.
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (Qf83p)


No, it's bad acne scarring. She covers it but it is visible.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:17 PM (zBaqJ)

260 236 The panic will prove more dangerous than the virus itself.

Prep accordingly.
Posted by: SMH at February 27, 2020 06:13 PM (RU4sa)

Yawp

The panic is almost always worse than the illness.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 06:17 PM (l4C/z)

261
Oy vey.

When the Shareblue dopes put up messaging and documentation on their trolls' desktop dashboards, they need to only assign one to each board.

When they show up in a pack with unfamiliar nics, parroting the same messaging as each other, it makes the entire thing glaringly obvious.

FUN FACT: Shareblue calls these shills "Stalwarts." Which is fun because it rhymes "Ball Warts," which is what I always call them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 06:17 PM (fUqBx)

262 "242 240 Iran seems to be hit hard - I wonder if they got a more sever mutation.
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:14 PM (G546f)


Iranians that travel to China. Hmm, what could that possibly indicate...?"

Civilian biology projects to save humanity. Trump should send billions in cash on pallets to Tehran to encourage the peaceful development of genetic mutations.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 06:17 PM (puu6v)

263 They don't want a pandemic, they want a panic due to belief there is a pandemic.

Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2020 06:17 PM (l3+k2)

264 More like crappy hygeine and a lying govt.
Posted by: SMH

and they like to do the family style eating, mostly with their fingers, plus they just had the whatever religious gathering thing

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:17 PM (G546f)

265 The CNN pool boys want us to believe that their newest hair on fire style, the virus tonsure, is worthy of praise and emulation. Meh....just another Orange Man Bad bowl cut.

Posted by: Friar Tucker at February 27, 2020 06:17 PM (a/AB1)

266 The obvious answer is higher .

Posted by: The Democrats at February 27, 2020 06:17 PM (CDl9u)

267 Tulsi looks like her face lit on fire and someone put it out with a track shoe.

She's cute, from 30 ft.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:17 PM (Zz0t1)

268 Do you really think the market will recover to well above 29,000 by October

I bet it recovers to that point by April.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (FXaFS)

269 261 Okay, now China is really getting serious. I just saw that one city is going to go all out and actually ban the eating of cats and dogs. (nope I didn't make that up)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)



Funny how not so long ago, the media claimed that this was the Chinese century and America was essentially kaput.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (zBaqJ)

270 Complexion like a Drake's coffeecake, though.

What's wrong with it?

Posted by: Robert Davi at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (ACqut)

271 Iran seems to be hit hard - I wonder if they got a more sever mutation.
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:14 PM (G546f)


Iranians that travel to China. Hmm, what could that possibly indicate...?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (zBaqJ)

It seems a bunch of their high ranking officials (including their VP) have gotten infected. I wonder if they came into contact with some Chinese scientist or doctor who had the Virus.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (7PQBV)

272 The SOLUTION is to legalize pot and let the blacks sell it.

Posted by: Bernard Sanders at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (Zz0t1)

273
Gabbard is basically cute. You know, if they had not run her off, she could have been problematic for us.
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (90T4r)

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Yup. I've been saying since the beginning of the cycle how happy I am that the Dems marginalized their only candidate who could win.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (fUqBx)

274 I just read that Japan is also Baleen on this year's Whaling Season due to Corona Virus concerns.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (aB7f9)

275 Here I thought Bernie never met a dictator he didn't like

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (ZCEU2)

276 The Spanish flu was Wilsonvirus n shit.

Posted by: Teddy Roosevelt at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (MJhQ7)

277 They are gambling on something they have absolutely no control over whatsoever, and I say they are making a very, very, bad bet.

There's a possibility they're getting IC reports that make them think it's inevitable we'll get enough deaths to make their dire predictions seem prescient.

If that's the case, what they're doing is evil.

I hope I'm wrong, but if they really think this thing is going to fizzle, what's the upside of their current rhetoric? "We bullied Trump into taking appropriate action, so we saved the day. Yay us?"

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (9t0Zz)

278 >>270 Tulsi looks like her face lit on fire and someone put it out with a track shoe.

LOL

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (PbpT7)

279 Not when they control the narrative.
Posted by: db at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (jLxx3)

so what? who's still listening?

stormy daniels was "the narrative"
russia, russia, russia! was "the narrative".
Ukraine was "the narrative."

narrative, shmarative.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (Kpl3J)

280 Civilian biology projects to save humanity. Trump should send billions in cash on pallets to Tehran to encourage the peaceful development of genetic mutations.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 06:17 PM (puu6v)


Nothing promotes mutations quite like radioactivity.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (FXaFS)

281 I got to see Robert Davi sing when I worked a Amazon. Amazing voice, great charisma.

Go buy 'On the Road to Romance' if you like old Sinatra standards.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (l4C/z)

282 171 Even with a long incubation period, if this virus
was going to hit the US hard wouldn't it already have started to
devastate parts of China?


Posted by: Ignoramus at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM

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Yep, it's been well over a month since the panic started. If it was going to be a pandemic of biblical proportions it would have killed tens of thousands in China and Hong Kong already.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (JUOKG)

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I said back in January, that if we in the US didn't see a lot of person to person transmissions by Valentines Day, we should be OK. According to the HHS Secretary, we have only had 15, and it is almost March.

I think we will be OK. SARS And MERS were killing people worldwide, but never got a foothold here in the US.

We may see isolated out breaks. The stupidity of the dumbest, our politically correct, and most woke in our society almost guarantee some outbreaks.

My biggest fear is Seattle, SF and LA. Coronavirus is spread via the fecal contamination route. If it gets into the homeless camps, it will spread like wildfire.

Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (+0uDE)

283 Okay, now China is really getting serious. I just saw that one city is going to go all out and actually ban the eating of cats and dogs. (nope I didn't make that up)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)


DOGS and cats, EATEN together. MASS HYSTERIA!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)

284 271 Do you really think the market will recover to well above 29,000 by October

I bet it recovers to that point by April.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (FXaFS)


If I had money I would be buying the solid Fortune 500 stocks right now. The market will definitely go up. This is the "buy low" part of "buy low sell high."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (zBaqJ)

285 278 Maybe its only the mass murderers

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (ZCEU2)

286 >>> 254 Complexion like a Drake's coffeecake, though.

also lol

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (PbpT7)

287 The Spanish flu was Wilsonvirus n shit.

Posted by: Teddy Roosevelt at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (MJhQ7)

lol!

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (zqs/f)

288 I would buy tickets to a Liz MacDonald/Tulsi Gabbard bikini oil wrestling match.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (ufFY8)

289 As long as Liz Mac keeps her glasses on.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (ufFY8)

290 Holy shit. THIS is a banner day.

I got a FIRST, actually first, AND got an LOL from the big cheese!

I need to play the lottery.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (Zz0t1)

291 Tulsi's face looks like you broke it off a really good wheel of Parmesan.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (aB7f9)

292 276
Gabbard is basically cute. You know, if they had not run her off, she could have been problematic for us.
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (90T4r)

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Yup. I've been saying since the beginning of the cycle how happy I am that the Dems marginalized their only candidate who could win.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (fUqBx)

Yawp.

Likability trumps a lot of stuff. And she's likeable...if you don't pay attention to what she's advocating.

She's anti-gun and I'm single issue on that, so I'll never vote for her. But I'd consider adding her to the harem come the burning times.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (l4C/z)

293 Trump's greatest weapon is the mass rally.Hmmmm what could stop mass rallies in the US?

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (KNsKs)

294 There was only a brief phase of threats as a consequence of those sex reports. Since then, it's all about Mo pix.


Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM

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Did you see any increase in threats after chuckles johnson outed/doxxed you?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (JUOKG)

295 >>>295 Tulsi's face looks like you broke it off a really good wheel of Parmesan.

oh man

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (PbpT7)

296 Yup. I've been saying since the beginning of the cycle how happy I am that the Dems marginalized their only candidate who could win.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (fUqBx)
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Yeah, and they didn't even let her position herself for 2024. Which I find odd.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (RIAR/)

297 Sundown explains that whole arrested in South Africa thing.

Biden "was separated from the [Congressional Black Caucus] members he was traveling with at the airport," campaign spokeswoman Kate Bedingfield told reporters on Feb. 25. "Biden was separated from a congressional delegation in South Africa and was referring to that."

"When he landed, he was not allowed to go through the same door as the rest of the party he was with," she said. "Obviously, this was apartheid South Africa. There was a white door. There was a black door. He did not want to go through the white door and have the rest of the party go to the black door. He was separated."

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I see a white door and I want it to be black.

Or maybe . . .

In a white room with black curtains near the station

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (+y/Ru)

298 @JohnBasham 3 minutes ago

REPORT: US ambassador @NikkiHaley alleges 2 of @realDonaldTrump's senior advisers tried to recruit her to secretly undermine @POTUS.
Haley says Sec. of State #RexTillerson & @WhiteHouse COS #JohnKelly attempted to bring her in to subvert the #Trump!

https://tinyurl.com/tm3gtpz


From the link:

In her explosive new memoir, Haley claims former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and former White House Chief of Staff John F. Kelly attempted to bring her in to subvert the president, according to The Washington Post which obtained the book prior to its release.

"Kelly and Tillerson confided in me that when they resisted the president, they were't being insubordinate, they were trying to save the country," Haley wrote in "With All Due Respect."

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (cF8AT)

299 10
They destroyed over one trillion dollars of wealth. Of average persons' retirement funds, investments and livelihoods all because they hate Trump.

Meh, it's because they hate US.

They are evil.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (zBaqJ)

That wealth is not gone, it has just moved.

It'll be back.

But you are correct, they are evil.

Not a single death in the US, while we've lost thousands to standard flu since this started.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (NgKpN)

300 Tulsi is talking to pr0n-librarian wannabe Liz MacDonald.
Tulsi is really cute.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (ufFY
........

This is why hILLRY hates her so much. Jealousy. Tulsi was and is the only D candidate that looks and acts female.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

301 >>>The voters will not stick with him if their 401K falls so far that it has no chance to recover this year.
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Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:03 PM (ybUZl)

WORST economy since the LAST worst economy!!!

VOTE COMMUNIST!

do it for the 401ks

(The people without one will than you when yours is socialized)

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (xmKbk)

302
270 Tulsi looks like her face lit on fire and someone put it out with a track shoe.

LOL
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (PbpT7)

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When I was a kid, my older brother was doing flaming Everclear shots with his friends. One of these geniuses coughed the shot (because Everclear), and lit his face up. My brother stomped him out. While he did eventually heal up, we was walking around for months with a Doc Marten sole printed on his dumb mug.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (fUqBx)

303 There's a possibility they're getting IC reports that make them think it's inevitable we'll get enough deaths to make their dire predictions seem prescient.

If that's the case, what they're doing is evil.

I hope I'm wrong, but if they really think this thing is going to fizzle, what's the upside of their current rhetoric? "We bullied Trump into taking appropriate action, so we saved the day. Yay us?"
Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (9t0Zz)

Given the recent history of our IC services, I think those of us who frequent this blog and a few others have better info than the IC services dish out. It's hard to get it right when their only real skill is faking every report they write to make the people they're working for happy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (Kpl3J)

304 There's a possibility they're getting IC reports that make them think it's inevitable we'll get enough deaths to make their dire predictions seem prescient.

They trust IC reports? I wouldn't trust them if they said the sun would rise in the east tomorrow morning. Those guys can't find their assholes with both hands, a flashlight, and a funnel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (FXaFS)

305 Ripley @ 195, if the dems can crash the market the crash will be hung on President Trump by the 'media'. It is known.

Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (XhWtx)

306
Tulsi Gabbard spelled backwards is a most unfortunate palindrome.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (zBaqJ)

307 "287 271 Do you really think the market will recover to well above 29,000 by October

I bet it recovers to that point by April.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (FXaFS)


If I had money I would be buying the solid Fortune 500 stocks right now. The market will definitely go up. This is the "buy low" part of "buy low sell high."

Yes. Rationality will overtake irrationality before the end of next week.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (puu6v)

308 Listen, I am a prepper by nature, and I think that Trump was pretty reasonable in his press conference.

It is not inevitable, but it is likely that it will hit at least on US city. If the city acts quickly (cuts travel and mass gatherings) it will not be bad.

One big fear I have is that they are now reporting the first community-spread case in CA,............ But the CDC has resisted testing for community spread cases! In fact, their guidelines state that you can not be tested unless you come from China.

So there may be more cases in US, and we would have no way to know (see Italy, S. Korea) until it is too late. It is unlikely, but possible and the CDC has to get that fixed like two weeks ago.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (LWu6U)

309 How about China just ban eating bats to start off, then go from there.

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (ZCEU2)

310 so what? who's still listening?

Close to half the country.

Posted by: db at February 27, 2020 06:22 PM (jLxx3)

311 DOGS and cats, EATEN together. MASS HYSTERIA!!!
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM

Seriously. Red with dog, white with cat. How can you pair something with the combination? Rose? I don't think so.

Wait... this isn't the Food Thread?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2020 06:22 PM (rBtIz)

312 My son just sent me an interesting article by an economist. ryanavent.substack.com. Title:Thoughts on the Virus. Nice calm look at the ramifications. Reflects a lot of what we have been discussing.
My son's in London, taking the train to Brussels tomorrow. He says things are pretty normal there.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2020 06:22 PM (QzF6i)

313 I hope I'm wrong, but if they really think this thing is going to fizzle, what's the upside of their current rhetoric? "We bullied Trump into taking appropriate action, so we saved the day. Yay us?"
Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (9t0Zz)

something I posted the other day:
"Tactics without Strategy is the Noise before Defeat." - Sun Tzu

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:22 PM (Kpl3J)

314 300 Yup. I've been saying since the beginning of the cycle how happy I am that the Dems marginalized their only candidate who could win.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (fUqBx)
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Yeah, and they didn't even let her position herself for 2024. Which I find odd.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (RIAR/)

Musta pissed off the Deep State satraps, and so blackballed.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 06:22 PM (90T4r)

315 This is why hILLRY hates her so much. Jealousy. Tulsi was and is the only D candidate that looks and acts female.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (v0R5T)


I'd hit it.

Posted by: Huma at February 27, 2020 06:22 PM (2N7oZ)

316 I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating a Drake's coffeecake.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 06:22 PM (v0R5T)

317 Old hotness: climate change is going to end the world as we know it in 12 years

New hotness: the beer flu is going to end the world as we know it by next Tuesday.

Posted by: Cheetah..doing chimpanzee gymnastics at February 27, 2020 06:22 PM (a/AB1)

318 >>Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (fUqBx)


20 EYES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlQpQ33zBkk

Posted by: MISFITS at February 27, 2020 06:22 PM (aB7f9)

319 Yep, it's been well over a month since the panic started. If it was going to be a pandemic of biblical proportions it would have killed tens of thousands in China and Hong Kong already.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (JUOKG)

Do you trust the Chi-Coms to give accurate numbers?

You won't be able to tell if it's a pandemic until it's been present in a country that reports things accurately for long enough.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 06:23 PM (7PQBV)

320 302 "Kelly and Tillerson confided in me that when they resisted the president, they were't being insubordinate, they were trying to save the country," Haley wrote in "With All Due Respect."
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (cF8AT)


That's what they said about exterminating 6 million Jews. "Just trying to save the country."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:23 PM (zBaqJ)

321 http://bit.ly/3c9k9hv
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BREAKING: Ukriane Launches CRIMINAL Proceedings Against Joe Biden Over Firing of Prosecutor Viktor Shokin

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 27, 2020 06:23 PM (BqBId)

322 When will the panic merchants begin wearing respiration masks on-air, to demonstrate how unsafe Trump has made them feel about TrumpVirus, and how unsafe everyone else should feel about it?

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (AMIL/)

323 Screw you, Ace. I went to that video in the sidebar and at no point did anyone hit Kate Upton.

Posted by: Schuler at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (ySdHR)

324 Vote Dem and they will confiscate what's left of your 401k.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (BZzXD)

325 Tulsi Gabbard spelled backwards is a most unfortunate palindrome.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (zBaqJ)


Drabbag Islut?

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (Zz0t1)

326 The Soviet Union will never fail. The Berlin Wall will never fall. Your professional intelligence community.

Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (PwjlN)

327 Drab Baggy Slut.

It's a type.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (Qf83p)

328 If I had money I would be buying the solid Fortune 500 stocks right now. The market will definitely go up. This is the "buy low" part of "buy low sell high."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (zBaqJ)

I'm betting it takes another hit tomorrow, but bottoms out then.

I'm buying after close of business tomorrow.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (NgKpN)

329 I think zombie may be pulling our collective leg occasionally but don't we all do that?

Posted by: freaked at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (Tnijr)

330 Tulsi is using the basic playbook. First time running to establish a network and name recognition. This cycle is normally an incumbent's win. 2024 for her.

Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (l3+k2)

331 325 http://bit.ly/3c9k9hv
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Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 27, 2020 06:23 PM (BqBId)


"Hey! I was just about to kick Bernie's ass in the Kiev Caucuses. Caucasus! Get it?! Hey I made a funny!"

- - Joey Bribem

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (zBaqJ)

332 My face never caught fire but my hair did, and let me tell you, it didn't smell too pretty.

Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2020 06:25 PM (ZO3yc)

333 DJIA today: 25,766.
DJIA before the 2016 election: 18,000 and change.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (FXaFS)

tomorrow will be better

Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 06:25 PM (rpxSz)

334 Everybody wants to get in on the act...


Mrs. Calabash hardest hit.


Wherever she is.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 06:25 PM (HaL55)

335 There was only a brief phase of threats as a consequence of those sex reports. Since then, it's all about Mo pix.

Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM (N9G0H)


On last night's ONT thread, someone asked about you, and so I mentioned your need for anonymity, and also mentioned your website and Mohammad archives and the death threats.

And now I'm wondering if my mention got you your latest death threat.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 06:25 PM (XF4b8)

336
Musta pissed off the Deep State satraps, and so blackballed.
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 06:22 PM (90T4r)


She's suing Queen Hildabeast.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)

337 >> I think zombie may be pulling our collective leg occasionally but don't we all do that?


Pullin' one of them right now.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:25 PM (aB7f9)

338 295
Tulsi's face looks like you broke it off a really good wheel of Parmesan.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (aB7f9)

If it were mozzarella, I would give her some of my pepperoni and make some pizza.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 27, 2020 06:25 PM (ufFY8)

339
TSA uses remote sensors that can pick out you, if your body temp is higher than normal. That's from the time you enter the airport, and pass through security. A pic of a crowd walking around, they pin point anyone with a fever.
Posted by: Colin at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM

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Most scumbag terrorists are nervous and excited before they act. They sweat, they fidget. That makes them warmer than the average citizen.

Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (+0uDE)

340 I just read that Japan is also Baleen on this year's Whaling Season due to Corona Virus concerns.

Posted by: garrett


Bats, pangolins, and now whales? Where will it end?

Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (P1f+c)

341 328 Vote Dem and they will confiscate what's left of your 401k.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (BZzXD)


The Dems were hot and horny to nationalize them and use it to prop up SSI. The incompetent schmucks can't even goniff money right.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (zBaqJ)

342
Remember that stupid nurse who was exposed to Ebola and told she
needed to be in quarantine and they found her out bicycling with the boy
friend? This was during the reign of SCOAMF.



As I recall, Ebola was like hugs during the reign of the Immortal Lightbringer (PBUH).

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (oVJmc)

343 You won't be able to tell if it's a pandemic until it's been present in a country that reports things accurately for long enough.

Q: How long will that take?
A: Two weeks!!!

Posted by: db at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (jLxx3)

344 If I had money I would be buying the solid Fortune 500 stocks right now. The market will definitely go up. This is the "buy low" part of "buy low sell high."


Ya think!

* rubs hands together while drooling *

Posted by: Warren Buffett at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (a/AB1)

345 My biggest fear is Seattle, SF and LA. Coronavirus is spread via the fecal contamination route. If it gets into the homeless camps, it will spread like wildfire.
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (+0uDE)

fear - or hope???

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (Kpl3J)

346 Tulsi spelt backyrds

attention whore

Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (rpxSz)

347 The stock market is fine.

Yes, it has lost what, 4% - 6% or so?

Anyone who is in a 401K or plays the market buying and selling knows it is a long term game. I have well over 500K invested and I'm just now looking at buying, not selling out of fear, but buying more.

The recovery will be slow, in part and parcel because of the socialists, but it will recover before the election.

What remains to be seen is what other dumbfuckery the democrats will burden the country with to bring down the Orange Man.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (3H9h1)

348 Isn't Tinder the app the replaced iSlut?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (l4C/z)

349 I want to see Pence step up here. Enough of the quiet loyalty. Attack time.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (LOqRU)

350 It's really not a good look when your face looks like a burlap sack.

I'm just sayin.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)

351 Tulsi Gabbard spelled backwards is a most unfortunate palindrome.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM

The new iSlut. It comes in braille.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (lBeMA)

352 336 My face never caught fire but my hair did, and let me tell you, it didn't smell too pretty.
Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2020 06:25 PM (ZO3yc)


Hair singeing was a thing about 1900.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (zBaqJ)

353 240 Iran seems to be hit hard

It may be smoking -- do Iranians smoke a lot?

The virus goes into deep lung cells where there are a specific receptor it attacks. Cilia are the main defense for the deep lung, and smoking damages cilia (the little hairs that clean the lungs.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (LWu6U)

354 http://bit.ly/3c9k9hv
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BREAKING: Ukriane Launches CRIMINAL Proceedings Against Joe Biden Over Firing of Prosecutor Viktor Shokin

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 27, 2020 06:23 PM (BqBId)
.........

Number one: Nobody has ever said my son did anything wrong!

Number two: I was there when we stormed the beaches at Normandy, man!

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (v0R5T)

355 275 The SOLUTION is to legalize pot and let the blacks sell it.
Posted by: Bernard Sanders at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (Zz0t1)
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I thought they were going to get the cocaine franchise.
You really going to take the pot business away from the Mexicans?!!!?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (M/9m0)

356 353 I want to see Pence step up here. Enough of the quiet loyalty. Attack time.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (LOqRU)

This is his audition for 2024. He'd better make the most of it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (iuFgi)

357 Do you trust the Chi-Coms to give accurate numbers?

You won't be able to tell if it's a pandemic until it's been present in a country that reports things accurately for long enough.



Well, that pretty much eliminates us then. PROGDA wouldn't know the truth if it crawled up their legs and bit them in the nether regions.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (HaL55)

358 Tulsi's face looks like you broke it off a really good wheel of Parmesan.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (aB7f9)

flipside of a Nestles Crunch Bar

Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (rpxSz)

359 > Tulsi was and is the only D candidate that looks and acts female.

Not 100% true. Williamson is pretty GILFy.

Also, Beatoff and ButtJizz can both act quite femme.

Beatoff and ButtJizz would be an excellent Mike Judge cartoon, by the way.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (hj4fI)

360 I can't wait until our intrepid reporters start donning gear to report from the hot zone. Like they do in a war zone or during a snow flurry.

Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (PwjlN)

361 308 There's a possibility they're getting IC reports that make them think it's inevitable we'll get enough deaths to make their dire predictions seem prescient.

They trust IC reports? I wouldn't trust them if they said the sun would rise in the east tomorrow morning. Those guys can't find their assholes with both hands, a flashlight, and a funnel.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (FXaFS)

This is the same IC who JUST reported that Russia is interfering in our next election, for Trump and Sanders.

While Russia does not even have a sitting Government and are in the middle of rewriting their entire Constitution.

I'd tend to say Vlad is a bit busy right now. Russia Collusion is closed, Moose out front should have told them.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (NgKpN)

362 Hair singeing was a thing about 1900.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



They were incredibly bored.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (Qf83p)

363 My biggest fear is Seattle, SF and LA. Coronavirus is spread via the fecal contamination route. If it gets into the homeless camps, it will spread like wildfire.
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (+0uDE)

fear - or hope???
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (Kpl3J)

Fear for me since I live there. Hope for pretty much everyone else who reads this site.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (7PQBV)

364 344 I just read that Japan is also Baleen on this year's Whaling Season due to Corona Virus concerns.

Posted by: garrett

Bats, pangolins, and now whales? Where will it end?
Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (P1f+c)


Old and busted - General Tso's Chicken
New hotness - General Tso


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (zBaqJ)

365 The left would gladly destroy the country to save it.Ironic that they twisted that quote so bad during the Vietnam war....

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (KNsKs)

366
Hair singeing was a thing about 1900.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (zBaqJ)
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It's also a thing when you work as a welder. Along with the occasional burning of the flesh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (RIAR/)

367 Yep, it's been well over a month since the panic
started. If it was going to be a pandemic of biblical proportions it
would have killed tens of thousands in China and Hong Kong already.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (JUOKG)



Do you trust the Chi-Coms to give accurate numbers?



You won't be able to tell if it's a pandemic until it's been present
in a country that reports things accurately for long enough.


Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 06:23 PM

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Uh they can't suppress anything coming out of Hong Kong, and they ain't reporting any zombie apocalypse numbers.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (JUOKG)

368 Biden "was separated from the members he was traveling with at the airport,"

********

Loudspeaker: "Ladies and Gentlemen. We have a lost little boy who has been separated from his traveling companions. He is wearing a light blue shirt and khaki pants and appears to have hair plugs and unnaturally white teeth, probably capped. He is combative. He says his name is Joey. If you are traveling with Joey, please contact your nearest airport security staff member..."

Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (m45I2)

369 I think zombie may be pulling our collective leg occasionally but don't we all do that?
Posted by: freaked

----

I can't even tell which of my tales are BS or the truth.

It's only really a problem in court.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (Y4EXg)

370 364
I can't wait until our intrepid reporters start donning gear to report
from the hot zone. Like they do in a war zone or during a snow flurry.

Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (PwjlN)

The good thing is that they have to get quarantined for two weeks.
Do it, dumbasses!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (ufFY8)

371 364 I can't wait until our intrepid reporters start donning gear to report from the hot zone. Like they do in a war zone or during a snow flurry.
Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (PwjlN)


NBC reporter dame in canoe reporting on floods as man walks by in ankle deep water.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (zBaqJ)

372 BREAKING: Ukriane Launches CRIMINAL Proceedings Against Joe Biden Over Firing of Prosecutor Viktor Shokin
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Don't get all excited--that's the other Joe Biden. Dirty fucker.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (sWM8x)

373 My buddy who is a casual trader said a bunch of WS types executing straddle and strangle plays made a fuckton of money today. Pricks.

Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM (ZO3yc)

374 370
Hair singeing was a thing about 1900.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (zBaqJ)
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It's also a thing when you work as a welder. Along with the occasional burning of the flesh.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (RIAR/)

"Shake hands with danger"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM (l4C/z)

375
flipside of a Nestles Crunch Bar
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (rpxSz)


Crack a frozen 3 Musketeers in half.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM (Zz0t1)

376 Wow.

Everyone else here really believe that's going to happen?
Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (ybUZl)


I'll put the marker down now.

Previous predictions made well in advance of events:
1. That Trump would probably win the nomination
2. That if he did, he might very well win the election
3. If he did win, the stock market and the economy would explode
4. That the Democrat primary would turn into a shit-slinging contest that might very well end up in a brokered convention
5. If the mutual vituperation were severe enough, the Democrats might well draft Hillarhoid
6. Pretty much in any case, Milwaukee will burn.

People scoffed at #1-3 before Trump actually got the nomination.

Folks here will confirm that I guessed that #4-6 were pretty good bets.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM (FXaFS)

377 364 Them reporting in space suits as people walk around normally about their business...

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM (KNsKs)

378 Number one: Nobody has ever said my son did anything wrong!

Number two: I was there when we stormed the beaches at Normandy, man!
Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (v0R5T)

And those Japanese were TOUGH!

Posted by: Bidne's next sentence at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM (NgKpN)

379 370
It's also a thing when you work as a welder. Along with the occasional burning of the flesh.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (RIAR/)


Yup.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM (zBaqJ)

380 It's also a thing when you work as a welder. Along with the occasional burning of the flesh.
Posted by: blake


Slap a hot iron on that.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM (Qf83p)

381 323 Yep, it's been well over a month since the panic started. If it was going to be a pandemic of biblical proportions it would have killed tens of thousands in China and Hong Kong already.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (JUOKG)

Do you trust the Chi-Coms to give accurate numbers?

You won't be able to tell if it's a pandemic until it's been present in a country that reports things accurately for long enough.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 06:23 PM (7PQBV)

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Hong Kong would be one place where I would expect the lies would be called out. And thanks to The protesters and protests, they would have ways of getting the information out.

Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM (+0uDE)

382 Can't trust the numbers or anything else coming out of Iran.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (CLteG)

383 They trust IC reports? I wouldn't trust them if they said the sun would rise in the east tomorrow morning. Those guys can't find their assholes with both hands, a flashlight, and a funnel.

I think Congress-critters get really separated from reality. Once that happens, who or what do they rely on for news of the outside world? Congressional aides, news reports, IC reports, lobbyists, and those scripted little meet and greets they do with the public are the only sources they seem to go to.

They probably don't 100% believe the IC reports, but like the USSR citizens who knew they were being lied to before the collapse, they don't know to what extent.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (9t0Zz)

384 spread like wildfire.

Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (+0uDE)

Keep my pony out of this!



Posted by: Michael Martin Murphey at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (ufFY8)

385 NBC reporter dame in canoe reporting on floods as man walks by in ankle deep water.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (zBaqJ)


That one still makes me laugh.

That and the one where she's standing in a storm and gets whapped in the face by a flying stop sign.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (Zz0t1)

386 Dow down 1200?
Wow.

Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (+0uDE)

387 >>My buddy who is a casual trader said a bunch of WS types executing straddle and strangle plays made a fuckton of money today.


yeah. It was a thursday.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (aB7f9)

388 Uh they can't suppress anything coming out of Hong Kong, and they ain't reporting any zombie apocalypse numbers.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (JUOKG)

There haven't been too many cases in HK to begin with.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (7PQBV)

389 Folks here will confirm that I guessed that #4-6 were pretty good bets.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM (FXaFS)

Let's just say I'm not gonna bet a lot against ya.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (Kpl3J)

390 388 Posted by: Michael Martin Murphey at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (ufFY


Love that song. Reminds me of being 15 and a waiter in sleep away camp.

*sigh*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:32 PM (zBaqJ)

391 Fear for me since I live there. Hope for pretty much everyone else who reads this site.
Posted by: Surfperch

Dude, in the homeless camps?

* shoves an Andy Jackson into usb port*

Posted by: Concerned Moron at February 27, 2020 06:32 PM (a/AB1)

392
Who takes economic predictions from someone who works as a paid troll for pennies?

TI won't make any market predictions, but I'm not about to accept advice from someone who doesn't make enough money to treat his scrofula, let alone buy stocks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 06:32 PM (AzW6q)

393 Countless experts? None of our experts are counts? This is what happens when you overthrow a monarchy!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2020 06:32 PM (m45I2)

394 Hygiene is probably a tad better in HK than mainland China.....

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2020 06:32 PM (KNsKs)

395 Dow down 1200?
Wow.
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (+0uDE)


It was stabilizing till that fuckhead in California said they were monitoring 8400 people for the virus.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)

396 I wish the FEMA camps were real

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (a48q1)

397 I'll put the marker down now.

Previous predictions made well in advance of events:
1. That Trump would probably win the nomination
2. That if he did, he might very well win the election
3. If he did win, the stock market and the economy would explode
4. That the Democrat primary would turn into a shit-slinging contest that might very well end up in a brokered convention
5. If the mutual vituperation were severe enough, the Democrats might well draft Hillarhoid
6. Pretty much in any case, Milwaukee will burn.

People scoffed at #1-3 before Trump actually got the nomination.

Folks here will confirm that I guessed that #4-6 were pretty good bets.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM

Did you really predict 1-3 in 16'? Damn. That's pretty good! I would have never. Hope you're right again.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (lBeMA)

398
Okay, I'm out. Time to round up the links for the morning.

Later.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (zBaqJ)

399 Btw, does anyone know where all the people from the Diamond Princess are being quarantined? There are 700 of them and only 10 have recovered. Are they all going to get well or die at the same time?

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (zqs/f)

400 >>flipside of a Nestles Crunch Bar


A pan of Rice Crispies Treats.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (aB7f9)

401
I can't even tell which of my tales are BS or the truth.

It's only really a problem in court.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (Y4EXg)

I'm still chuckling.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (CLteG)

402 391 >>My buddy who is a casual trader said a bunch of WS types executing straddle and strangle plays made a fuckton of money today.

yeah. It was a thursday.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (aB7f9)

big moves, up OR down, are fantastic moneymakers for the professional traders. That's why I don't think any of the actual traders are "panicking" at all, it's just time to play the game on the down side for a while. when that plateaus, they'll turn around and play it on the upside again. It's just numbers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (Kpl3J)

403 Trump causing the coronavirus.. Is their nothing.... He can't be blamed for?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (6XlcD)

404 THE CORONA VIRUS HAS INFECTED WALL STREET RAAWWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (Tnijr)

405 399 Dow down 1200?
Wow.
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (+0uDE)

It was stabilizing till that fuckhead in California said they were monitoring 8400 people for the virus.
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)


Newsome was flat out lying.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (zBaqJ)

406 328. Ben Had - that cannot be stressed enough!!

Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2020 06:34 PM (ZO3yc)

407 later JJ

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 06:34 PM (CLteG)

408 Okay, I'm out. Time to round up the links for the morning.

Later.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (zBaqJ)


Have a good birthday!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:34 PM (Zz0t1)

409 You won't be able to tell if it's a pandemic until it's been present
in a country that reports things accurately for long enough.


Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 06:23 PM

---

Uh they can't suppress anything coming out of Hong Kong, and they ain't reporting any zombie apocalypse numbers.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (JUOKG)

The problem with known liars is you never know how BIG the lie is?

If you hate the liar, you will ere on the side of it being a BIG lie.

If you don't, you'll take it with a grain of salt.

Its like the Russia Russia Russia crap. Are they our FRIENDS? Hell no. Are they our ENEMIES? IMO? At this point? only if we make them so.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:34 PM (NgKpN)

410 Team of vets pull AN ENTIRE BEACH TOWEL out of a python in Australia - with their bare hands.

https://tinyurl.com/vra487n

It's oddly mesmerizing....

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 06:35 PM (cF8AT)

411 Colander face mask world can't fucking come fast enough.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2020 06:35 PM (9Om/r)

412 Its gotten so bad you can't trust anything from a media reporter to a Democrat

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 06:35 PM (ZCEU2)

413 Countless experts? None of our experts are counts? This is what happens when you overthrow a monarchy!!!
Posted by: Muldoon


Yes, you're left with a baron wasteland.

Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 06:35 PM (P1f+c)

414 Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:03 PM (ybUZl)

ConservativeIncInc/NeverTrumper troll. You gave yourself away by focusing on 401k and markets over the health and safety of Americans their family members. Markets and money bounce back, lives and good health don't. This is a legit rally round the flag moment and you are focused on money and 401Ks.

Go take a permanent cruise.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 06:35 PM (MQjt2)

415 CORONAVIRUS IS EATING BABIES IN THE SUPERDOME!






(Aren't you glad Shep Smith is off the air during this?)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:36 PM (oVJmc)

416 I sold some the other day

but I hung on to my Sunoco for the dividends

been beaten down a bit

but it will come back

bought a nice chunk of Ford today

It still finished up a dime a share off the purchase price

on a day like today, that's not bad

by the end of summer, it will be back at 10

I hope

Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 06:36 PM (rpxSz)

417 Dow down 1200?
Wow.
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (+0uDE)

It was stabilizing till that fuckhead in California said they were monitoring 8400 people for the virus.
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)


Newsome was flat out lying.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM



***


Coordinating statements much ya think?

Posted by: Diogenes off site at February 27, 2020 06:36 PM (eb8JV)

418 I sold some ridiculously expensive out of the money calls that made good coin today. Hey, a guy's gotta eat.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 06:36 PM (CLteG)

419 I'm terribly hungry for a big, fat corona.

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at February 27, 2020 06:36 PM (EgshT)

420 Okay, I'm out. Time to round up the links for the morning.

Later.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Yeehaw!! Need any help with them little doggies?

Posted by: Rowdy Yates at February 27, 2020 06:37 PM (a/AB1)

421 367 My biggest fear is Seattle, SF and LA. Coronavirus is spread via the fecal contamination route. If it gets into the homeless camps, it will spread like wildfire.
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (+0uDE)

fear - or hope???
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (Kpl3J)

Fear for me since I live there. Hope for pretty much everyone else who reads this site.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (7PQBV)

----

I live in MN, and it is a fear. What happens if the shutdown most of LA SF and California? The economy will tank badly. Much as I dislike people in those cities, I hope they stay safe, or go cleanly when SMOD Hits.

Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:37 PM (+0uDE)

422 'Yes, you're left with a baron wasteland'

Nothing to do but duke it out.

Posted by: f'd, I think i have a fever at February 27, 2020 06:37 PM (Tnijr)

423 They're inserting the renewal of FISA in the Trumpvirus funding?

Completely out freaking rageous and completely typical of our betters in DC.

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 27, 2020 06:37 PM (cknjq)

424 Please Chocolate Jesus save me from the Corona Virus. Forgive me I have sinned for not voting for you twice.......

Posted by: James at February 27, 2020 06:37 PM (qM84C)

425 310
Tulsi Gabbard spelled backwards is a most unfortunate palindrome.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (zBaqJ)

I saw Drabbagi Slut open for L7 at Lilith Fair

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 06:37 PM (NWiLs)

426 417 Countless experts? None of our experts are counts? This is what happens when you overthrow a monarchy!!!
Posted by: Muldoon

Yes, you're left with a baron wasteland.
Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 06:35 PM (P1f+c)

and all the experts Duken it out?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:38 PM (NgKpN)

427 Okay, I'm out. Time to round up the links for the morning.

Later.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



It's time for JJ to don his hazmat suit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 06:38 PM (HaL55)

428 Uh they can't suppress anything coming out of Hong Kong, and they ain't reporting any zombie apocalypse numbers.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (JUOKG)



There haven't been too many cases in HK to begin with.


Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM

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But there should be if this is really a pandemic.


Hong Kong has about eleventy gazzilion miles of common shared border with the PRC and there should be a metric fvck ton of corona virus cases there just by virtue of bleed through of the border.


There are hundreds of boats in Hong Kong that traffic illegal goods back and forth from China without crossing at official border points and they traffic in people too, but HK is not seeing any corona virus cases.


That should tell us something.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:38 PM (JUOKG)

429 so cool to have MUMR back

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:38 PM (G546f)

430 c.mon garrett, you know they were just waiting for the right excuse to shear the sheeple. Enter coronavirus!

Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2020 06:39 PM (ZO3yc)

431 CORONAVIRUS IS EATING BABIES IN THE SUPERDOME!
..........

CORONAVIRUS IS NOT ILLEGAL!

Posted by: Gavin Newsome at February 27, 2020 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

432 I read there has been a task force since January. About 10 companies have applied for test, vaccines, or treatments.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2020 06:39 PM (JFO2v)

433 Dow down 1200? Wow.
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (+0uDE)


When I was a fresh-faced engineer on my first gig in the late 90's - I looked through all that 401K packet stuff that HR would hand out, and I put the money in it took to get their match, and not a penny more. I figured, if nothing else, I was making a profit off getting their match.

But even then - there was zero value in HOLDING a stock. It wasn't like back in the day where you bought a stock just to earn the dividend and if you bought enough you could retire off the earnings. It was more like trading baseball cards or antiques. And it's only gotten worse.

Point being - the stock market ain't logical. And hasn't been for the not quite thirty years that I actually paid any attention to it. I didn't get excited about this latest climb. Not too concerned about the fall.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 27, 2020 06:39 PM (ransv)

434 >>Trump causing the coronavirus.. Is their nothing.... He can't be blamed for?

AIDS.
Apparently some bimbo at Jezebel just pinned that one on Pence.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2020 06:40 PM (bDqIh)

435 MUMR's letting the wallpaper whisper to him again.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:40 PM (oVJmc)

436 Did you really predict 1-3 in 16'? Damn. That's pretty good! I would have never. Hope you're right again.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (lBeMA)


Yeah, I did. Got a lot of eye-rolling around the dinner table from the Guevara spawn, too. Guess the Old Man isn't as stupid as he looks.

I supported Trump early because I thought he was the only one who could conceivably withstand the onslaught of the MSM. I further thought that he was a hitting a resonance with a significant proportion of the electorate, whereas Hillarhoid was not. #6 was easy: Obama had choked the economy for eight years, with the attendant overhang in deferred economic growth, the prospect of reversing his shitty policies, and cutting back regulation made #6 a pretty safe bet.

In each case, I didn't chisel the predictions into stone, but made them as probabilities.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:40 PM (FXaFS)

437 Tulsi Gabbard spelled backwards is a most unfortunate palindrome.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (zBaqJ)

I saw Drabbagi Slut open for L7 at Lilith Fair
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 06:37 PM


I may have to quit reading this stuff in class. I've given my students a reading task and while I wait, I read here.
I just snorted out loud.

Posted by: Diogenes off site at February 27, 2020 06:40 PM (eb8JV)

438 I liked the music thread much better

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 06:40 PM (d7Ww2)

439 >>>Team of vets pull AN ENTIRE BEACH TOWEL out of a python in Australia - with their bare hands.


The towel? What about the sunbather?

Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2020 06:40 PM (l3+k2)

440 Patience, berserker. Patience.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 27, 2020 06:40 PM (q9e5T)

441 Team of vets pull AN ENTIRE BEACH TOWEL out of a python in Australia - with their bare hands.


******

RELATED STORY: Australian python craps out a mostly digested sunbather two days after successful surgery.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2020 06:40 PM (m45I2)

442 Wrapped the children in saran wrap. They are foggin up some. Any one can help on when I should cut breathing holes?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2020 06:41 PM (JFO2v)

443 Team of vets pull AN ENTIRE BEACH TOWEL out of a python in Australia - with their bare hands.


Too bad about the person who was lying on it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 06:41 PM (HaL55)

444 CNN gets more attention from your blog than from actual viewer attention except for people trapped in airports. They would dry up and blow away without ridicule.

Posted by: 80's music fan at February 27, 2020 06:41 PM (glGDV)

445 Fucking MUMR.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 27, 2020 06:41 PM (q9e5T)

446 omg MUMR can't even spell corona

Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2020 06:41 PM (ZO3yc)

447 anyway basically a lot if hype from wuhan in January, but it's worldwide release seems lackluster
are we sure this virus wasn't produced by Disney?

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:41 PM (G546f)

448 449 Team of vets pull AN ENTIRE BEACH TOWEL out of a python in Australia - with their bare hands.


******

RELATED STORY: Australian python craps out a mostly digested sunbather two days after successful surgery.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2020 06:40 PM (m45I2)

Prolly stolen from a hotel.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2020 06:41 PM (JFO2v)

449 >> c.mon garrett, you know they were just waiting for the right excuse to shear the sheeple. Enter coronavirus!


Nah - it's a function of the system. They don't care what, when, why, and how.
They are just looking for opportunity.

"Will Leverage For Profit"

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:41 PM (aB7f9)

450 Tulsi Gabbard spelled backwards is a most unfortunate palindrome.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


"I drab slutbag" as an anagram is pretty rough, too.

Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 06:41 PM (P1f+c)

451 It's Trump's Katrina Moment in the sense that the media made that shit up, too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:41 PM (oVJmc)

452 Does anybody else think MUMR is Ben Rothlisburger?

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:42 PM (Zz0t1)

453 I thought that there was a reason the Coors shooter had not been identified and it turns out . . .

https://bit.ly/3ceuMzA
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 06:09 PM (+y/Ru)

Sad, sad story. Sounds like a good guy, who slipped into paranoia, perhaps exacerbated by the pain-killers he was on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 06:42 PM (/B0ix)

454 I
SLUTBAG
DRAB

Posted by: Hawaiian Horta at February 27, 2020 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

455 CORONAVIRUS IS NOT ILLEGAL!
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at February 27, 2020 06:39 PM


No virus is illegal!!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2020 06:43 PM (rBtIz)

456 Huntzhall GFY

Posted by: rammajamma at February 27, 2020 06:43 PM (xceTB)

457 This virus panic is unreal. It's basically a bad cold for most people, near as I can figure from what the CDC said. It goes away seasonally, like in two months. And they expect a vaccine before next year's coronavirus season kicks back into gear.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 06:43 PM (NVYyb)

458 From WeirdDave's sidebar about the Drift Compatible podcast:


The greatest orators in the history of mankind - Pericles, Bryant,
Cicero, King, Douglass, Churchill - all pause in the afterlife.


________



I never imagined Kobe Bryant and Kirk Douglass would join that group so soon ...

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 27, 2020 06:43 PM (WqPYg)

459 Yes, you're left with a baron wasteland.
Posted by: mikeski



*******


Have to get up pretty early to fool mikeski.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2020 06:43 PM (m45I2)

460 this will drip out like impeachment and Kavy

if it was Oct, it might have hurt Trump

but the recovery will take place and will doom the donks

and if Trump is smart, he will use it as a parable to illustrate the panic of climate change

Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 06:43 PM (rpxSz)

461 >>My biggest fear is Seattle, SF and LA. Coronavirus is spread via the
fecal contamination route. If it gets into the homeless camps, it will
spread like wildfire.


Yup. Those homeless camps have been ripe for a disease outbreak for a while, already typhus and Hepatitus, right? It could get really grim, really damn fast. It's criminal that this situation has been allowed to get so risky. That's not caring.

Stay safe those of you who live near any of this!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM (bDqIh)

462 WTH does Trump campaign on now?
Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:42 PM (ybUZl)


Easy, that leftists are shit eating commies.

Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM (nRWPy)

463 Just came in from my mailbox (BEAUTIFUL sunny day here in Tacoma; WTF am I doing here with you morons?) and I got 3 - count 'em: 3! - flyers from the Bloomberg campaign!

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM (TxlJs)

464 Y2K all over again.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM (oVJmc)

465 444 Tulsi Gabbard spelled backwards is a most unfortunate palindrome.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (zBaqJ)

I saw Drabbagi Slut open for L7 at Lilith Fair
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 06:37 PM


I may have to quit reading this stuff in class. I've given my students a reading task and while I wait, I read here.
I just snorted out loud.
Posted by: Diogenes off site at February 27, 2020 06:40 PM (eb8JV)

What is the over under number for slut?

So high school boyfriend, a new boyfriend for each year of college, and a fuck buddy at first job is 6.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM (JFO2v)

466 For the TASTE!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM (Zz0t1)

467 There are hundreds of boats in Hong Kong that traffic illegal goods back and forth from China without crossing at official border points and they traffic in people too, but HK is not seeing any corona virus cases.


That should tell us something.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:38 PM (JUOKG)

Yes, but Hong Kong is a whole lot CLEANER than normal China. Very Western in a lot of its outlook.

What could be a pandemic in China, may be a nuisance to a Western Country.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM (NgKpN)

468 463
Dems can now campaign on "Trump oversaw the worst single day drop in stock market history."



WTH does Trump campaign on now?

Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:42 PM (ybUZl)


In 1987 the DOW dropped over 22% in one day. What percent did it drop today?

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM (G9Y8y)

469 Team of vets pull AN ENTIRE BEACH TOWEL out of a python in Australia - with their bare hands.
Posted by: Tami


It's like you flyover rubes have never heard of a whole-body cleanse.

Posted by: the python at February 27, 2020 06:45 PM (P1f+c)

470 Hippies and homeless are most at risk, besides the 80-year olds.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2020 06:45 PM (u82oZ)

471 RUSTY TROMBONES $10. I HIT ALL THE RIGHT NOTES!

Posted by: CuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:45 PM (q9e5T)

472 Has Mitt Romney blamed OrangeManBad yet?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 06:45 PM (NVYyb)

473 60 infections for last 10 days.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2020 06:45 PM (JFO2v)

474 I never imagined Kobe Bryant and Kirk Douglass would join that group so soon ...


I'm sure that's Bear Bryant.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 06:45 PM (HaL55)

475 The stock market goes down, the stock market goes up. Averaged over decades it goes up. The only people who should panic are the day traders. If you are in it for the long haul, it'll be ok. I'm just glad it crashed now and not oct 15.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 06:45 PM (dNzKv)

476 Team of vets pull AN ENTIRE BEACH TOWEL out of a python in Australia - with their bare hands.

I'll bet the python thought that felt horrible and terrific at the same time.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 06:46 PM (9t0Zz)

477 Iranians that travel to China. Hmm, what could that possibly indicate...?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (zBaqJ)

It'd be a hoot if Iran's whole nuke weapons establishment died of coronavirus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 06:46 PM (/B0ix)

478 WTH does Trump campaign on now?

Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:42 PM (ybUZl)


Dow gains 2k next week.

Where will you put your head then?

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:46 PM (Zz0t1)

479 ace> But did you know that Brian Stelter and Jake Tapper suck dick -- for the taste?!

They like the special liquid surprise.

Posted by: golfman at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (M3a0a)

480 The fuck-knuckles always pop in on a big stock market drop. And disappear on big stock market gains. Because they're fuck-knuckles.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

481 >>WTH does Trump campaign on now?

Posted by: HuntzHall


Why are you asking us?!

You need to get in touch with a severely conservative Thought Leader like Sarah Quinlan or Amanda Carpenter. Or, maybe tweet The Dispatch guys - all of them.

Go! Get on this NOW so you can come back and tell us what to think!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (bDqIh)

482
Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:42 PM (ybUZl)



Toot toot! You are gonna miss your boat!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (dNzKv)

483 463 Dems can now campaign on "Trump oversaw the worst single day drop in stock market history."

WTH does Trump campaign on now?
Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:42 PM (ybUZl)

Orchestrated by a Flat Out Cur Dog LIE told by a Democrat Governor.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (NgKpN)

484 Out:The stock market is not the economy!
In:Look at these stock market drops what a disaster for Trump!

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (KNsKs)

485 but HK is not
seeing any corona virus cases.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:38 PM (JUOKG)

Huh? They have coronavirus in Hong Kong. They closed the schools, and many stores, parks, malls and other public places are closed. It is very difficult there right now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (dLLD6)

486 I told BF two months ago it would be a good time to park his money, then get back in on the dip. As Philly boy Jimmy Cramer says: 'Bulls make money, bears make money, pigs get slaughtered!'

Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (ZO3yc)

487 >>WTH does Trump campaign on now?

The Democrats and the Unions have forced our ability to shrug off a 3rd world epidemic offshore.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (aB7f9)

488 There are hundreds of boats in Hong Kong that
traffic illegal goods back and forth from China without crossing at
official border points and they traffic in people too, but HK is not
seeing any corona virus cases.





That should tell us something.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:38 PM (JUOKG)



Yes, but Hong Kong is a whole lot CLEANER than normal China. Very Western in a lot of its outlook.



What could be a pandemic in China, may be a nuisance to a Western Country.


Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM

---

Have you ever been to Hong Kong? I have multiple times. Now that was back in the late 80s and things may have changed but other than some touristy areas HK was not clean by any Western standards.


The heavy Chinese parts of HK were downright filthy. And don't get me started on the market area, that was an epidemic waiting to happen.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (JUOKG)

489 457:

"457 Dems can now campaign on "Trump oversaw the worst single day drop in stock market history."

WTH does Trump campaign on now?"

Dunno. The economy is infinitely better than it has been in a half century?

LOLGF.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (puu6v)

490 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM

Did you really predict 1-3 in 16'? Damn. That's pretty good! I would have never. Hope you're right again.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (lBeMA)

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1. I was a Cruzbot and by March 2016, I knew hew was the only that MAYBE could beat Trump to the Nomination. He didn't.
2. Was the second biggest and happiest surprise of my life. I talked brave, but felt we were screwed.
3. Any Republican would have had the same effect. The tax cuts and regulatory rollbacks made the gains bigger and more permanent.

We will get through this Coronavirus too.

Wash your hands frequently.
Stay out of crowds.
Prep just in case.

Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (+0uDE)

491 Let me get this straight. CNN says Trump has a credibility problem. Is that it, or do I need new glasses?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (ZbwAu)

492 It's like gerg with a poll. Gloat like a fool over the ones you pick and choose, stay away when the opposite happens.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:49 PM (oVJmc)

493 Huh? They have coronavirus in Hong Kong. They closed the schools, and many stores, parks, malls and other public places are closed. It is very difficult there right now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (dLLD6)


As if they didn't already have a bunch of shit to deal with.....

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:49 PM (Zz0t1)

494 I lived thru '87

this is nothing

Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 06:49 PM (rpxSz)

495 Team of vets pull AN ENTIRE BEACH TOWEL out of a python in Australia - with their bare hands.

I'll bet the python thought that felt horrible and terrific at the same time.



********

Hell, grab one corner at each end they could have flossed his innards!

No additional charge for that by the way.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2020 06:49 PM (m45I2)

496 485 476 Y2K all over again.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM (oVJmc)
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Y2K didn't destroy people's financial nest egg.
Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (ybUZl)

No, but the fake crises over 'Toxic Assets' in 2008 sure did.

Fun part? all those assets are still out there. Not a single damn thing changed except they consolidated into bigger banks.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:49 PM (NgKpN)

497 Is this one of Bloomberg's brain trust, or just a rebranded troll like the Nazi/BSG?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (oVJmc)

498 I'm a lifelong conservative, but Heinz is right. We need the steady hand of communism to get us out of this. I never thought I would be the one to say it but, Bernie 2020!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (dNzKv)

499 Out:The stock market is not the economy!
In:Look at these stock market drops what a disaster for Trump!
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (KNsKs)
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+1

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (aKgvL)

500 ace> But did you know that Brian Stelter and Jake Tapper suck dick -- for the taste?!

They like the special liquid surprise.

Posted by: golfman at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (M3a0a)


That's not the only liquid surprise they like...

Posted by: A. Otter at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (BiNEL)

501 HuntziHall

Your trolling has no power here. Be gone before a bucket of Pixy dust disintegrates your ip.

Since you crave Dem rule so much, I suggest that you wait out Corona-chan in San Francisco or Los Angeles. You would feel so much more at home there with their Democrat strong leadership qualities and the fellowship opportunities with the homeless bums squatting doing business in the streets.

Posted by: Good Witch of the North at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (EUDB2)

502 As Philly boy Jimmy Cramer says: 'Bulls make money, bears make money, pigs get slaughtered!'
Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (ZO3yc)


Ever seen the "pig hunting with tannerite" videos?

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (Zz0t1)

503 The virus is also useful for the Chicoms to get rid of some "infected"...

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (KNsKs)

504 Does anybody else think MUMR is Ben Rothlisburger?

Only his hairdresser knows for sure.

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (EgshT)

505 Isn't migrant caravan season about to start soon?

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (wiXsO)

506 Hongkong has 92 cases, 2 deaths according to BNO News

they keep.a running tally here

https://bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/
the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:51 PM (G546f)

507 My biggest fear is Seattle, SF and LA. Coronavirus is spread via the fecal contamination route. If it gets into the homeless camps, it will spread like wildfire.
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (+0uDE)

But if it mostly wipes out druggies, who cares?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 06:51 PM (/B0ix)

508 I wonder how Baby Che is taking the Corona Virus News?

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:51 PM (aB7f9)

509 HuntziHall

Your trolling has no power here. Be gone before a bucket of Pixy dust disintegrates your ip.

Posted by: Good Witch of the North


Yesterday it was Leo Gorcery. Someone is running thru The Bowery Boys.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 06:51 PM (G0G8s)

510 Yup. Those homeless camps have been ripe for a disease outbreak for a while, already typhus and Hepatitis, right? It could get really grim, really damn fast. It's criminal that this situation has been allowed to get so risky. That's not caring.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM (bDqIh)


On the bright side, it could force the Reds to actually address the vagrancy problem, and not ascribe it to lack of housing, but rather to drug abuse and mental illness. That's the first step to dealing with it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:51 PM (FXaFS)

511 Johns Hopkins page lists 92 cases in Hong Kong.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2020 06:51 PM (m45I2)

512 Hongkong has 92 cases, 2 deaths according to BNO News



So, right about 2%.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

513 475 The stock market goes down, the stock market goes up. Averaged over decades it goes up. The only people who should panic are the day traders. If you are in it for the long haul, it'll be ok. I'm just glad it crashed now and not oct 15.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 06:45 PM (dNzKv)

now you tell me !!

Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 06:52 PM (rpxSz)

514 Nood

Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 06:52 PM (vd8XM)

515 499 Out:The stock market is not the economy!
In:Look at these stock market drops what a disaster for Trump!
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (KNsKs)
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+1
Posted by: jhawk90 at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (aKgvL)


Obama's policies finally kicking in!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:52 PM (FXaFS)

516 The Swiss, being very efficient, are instituting Emergency Corona Protocol #7. All visitors are being fitted with anal probe for real-time monitoring of temperature, humidity, and flatulence.

Posted by: Major Hochstetter at February 27, 2020 06:52 PM (y/RHa)

517 Goes and finds a copy of Chicken Little.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 06:52 PM (BZzXD)

518 I need cheap hotel and airfare for 2 in August to Boston and airfare to So. California in Nov so please keep panicking away, jackasses.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 27, 2020 06:52 PM (aKgvL)

519 Yesterday it was Leo Gorcery. Someone is running thru The Bowery Boys.


Demeaning great Americans to be a loathsome fuck-nugget. What a spaz.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:52 PM (oVJmc)

520 Ever seen the "pig hunting with tannerite" videos?

Pigs can make Tannerite now?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 06:52 PM (9t0Zz)

521 439
>>>Team of vets pull AN ENTIRE BEACH TOWEL out of a python in Australia - with their bare hands.


The towel? What about the sunbather?


nobody cares where their sunbather is.

Posted by: Dent Arthur Dent at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (sGtp+)

522 My biggest fear is Seattle, SF and LA. Coronavirus is spread via the fecal contamination route. If it gets into the homeless camps, it will spread like wildfire.
Posted by: rd



But if it mostly wipes out druggies, who cares?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


If only it wasn't an election year.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (G0G8s)

523 3. Any Republican would have had the same effect. The tax cuts and regulatory rollbacks made the gains bigger and more permanent.


IIRC, the market took off a day or two after PDT won.


Businesses like a bit of stability (and having a businessman for a president instead of a lying Prog) so they can plan for the future. Who knew?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (HaL55)

524
Have you ever been to Hong Kong? I have multiple times. Now that was back in the late 80s and things may have changed but other than some touristy areas HK was not clean by any Western standards.


The heavy Chinese parts of HK were downright filthy. And don't get me started on the market area, that was an epidemic waiting to happen.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (JUOKG)

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Never been there, but maybe Mainland China is even worse?

I saw some awful Shit hole housing in Minneapolis when I worked for a real estate company, but there was always worse next door or a block over.

Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (+0uDE)

525 But if it mostly wipes out druggies, who cares?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 06:51 PM (/B0ix)

You always find the silver lining, AOP

Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (rpxSz)

526 But if it mostly wipes out druggies, who cares?

First it came for the druggies and I did nothing because I was not a druggie...

Posted by: db at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (jLxx3)

527 Nood Bar!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (dNzKv)

528 Obama's policies finally kicking in!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:52 PM (FXaFS)
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8 years. 8 f'n years.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (aKgvL)

529 462 This virus panic is unreal. It's basically a bad cold for most people, near as I can figure from what the CDC said. It goes away seasonally, like in two months. And they expect a vaccine before next year's coronavirus season kicks back into gear.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 06:43 PM (NVYyb)

Let me know when the food shelves are bare, looting and rioting in cities, and the national guard called in before you call a non panic in America a panic.
Also you clearly haven't read one paper about this virus or looked at any data, pictures and videos coming out of China, or done any other research. The common cold doesn't take HIV meds to treat. The common cold doesn't have a peer reviewed R0 between 4.8-6.7. The common cold doesn't have a 20% serious to critical rate causing weeks of ICU care.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (P5k1D)

530 Have you ever been to Hong Kong? I have multiple times. Now that was back in the late 80s and things may have changed but other than some touristy areas HK was not clean by any Western standards.


The heavy Chinese parts of HK were downright filthy. And don't get me started on the market area, that was an epidemic waiting to happen.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (JUOKG)

Yes, was there a few times.

Compared to the West? Not clean.

Compared to other places I saw in Asia, Africa, or parts of the Mideast? Cleaner.

From reports I've heard Hong Kong is significantly cleaner than other Chinese cities.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (NgKpN)

531 I'm a lifelong conservative, but Heinz is right. We need the steady hand of communism to get us out of this. I never thought I would be the one to say it but, Bernie 2020!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (dNzKv)


Same here, in fact, as my daughter just pointed out, she's voting for Bernie, so that now she can go to vet school, get the education she has always wanted, set up a nice practice, and lay all the educational cost burden on other people!

Wonderful future plan.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 06:54 PM (BiNEL)

532 Ever seen the "pig hunting with tannerite" videos?



That's my dream pig hunt.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 06:54 PM (G0G8s)

533 507 My biggest fear is Seattle, SF and LA. Coronavirus is spread via the fecal contamination route. If it gets into the homeless camps, it will spread like wildfire.
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (+0uDE)

But if it mostly wipes out druggies, who cares?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


because I have to step carefully around their filth every day on my way to work.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 06:54 PM (d7Ww2)

534 3. Any Republican would have had the same effect. The tax cuts and regulatory rollbacks made the gains bigger and more permanent.

Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (+0uDE)


True. That's what made that prediction an easy one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:55 PM (FXaFS)

535 >>>Team of vets pull AN ENTIRE BEACH TOWEL out of a python in Australia - with their bare hands.


that's nothing

remember the proctologist that pulled a dozen roses out of a fag's ass ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 06:55 PM (rpxSz)

536 Nood Barr!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2020 06:56 PM (TQ/zJ)

537
297 Trump's greatest weapon is the mass rally.Hmmmm what could stop mass rallies in the US?
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (KNsKs)

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Maybe we should be on the lookout for a coronavirus related op targeting his rallies.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2020 06:56 PM (pAMD4)

538 But if it mostly wipes out druggies, who cares?

First it came for the druggies and I did nothing because I was not a druggie...
Posted by: db

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Um... yeah. The end of that stupid "poetic" cliche is "...and there was no one to speak up for me."

It's not like the fucking druggies would be helping anyone if they hadn't been "come for."

They are truly dead weight on civilization.

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 06:56 PM (TxlJs)

539 Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 06:56 PM (TxlJs)

But they would be spreading it and increasing your likelyhood of getting it. Got it?

Posted by: db at February 27, 2020 06:58 PM (jLxx3)

540 now that I think about it, I did have a strange unexplained fever for one night, 2 days in early January

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:58 PM (G546f)

541 because I have to step carefully around their filth every day on my way to work.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 06:54 PM (d7Ww2)

Well, it would take care of the shit problem, too, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 07:11 PM (/B0ix)

542 530 Have you ever been to Hong Kong? I have multiple times. Now that was back in the late 80s and things may have changed but other than some touristy areas HK was not clean by any Western standards.


The heavy Chinese parts of HK were downright filthy. And don't get me started on the market area, that was an epidemic waiting to happen.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (JUOKG)

Yes, was there a few times.

Compared to the West? Not clean.

Compared to other places I saw in Asia, Africa, or parts of the Mideast? Cleaner.

From reports I've heard Hong Kong is significantly cleaner than other Chinese cities.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (NgKpN)

Lived in HK in the late 90's. They did have some nasty areas. Not as nasty as the mainland but nasty still. And the whole throwing used toilet paper in the waste can in each stall....ugh, ugh, ugh.

Now Singapore....much cleaner!

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 07:12 PM (cF8AT)

543 Joe is elderly and fragile. Just saying.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:14 PM (Uu+Jp)

544 I am really liking post-impeachment Trump and team.
They have been escalating their push-backs and attacks on all elements of Team Coup. More please, escalate some more and let the reckoning begin!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2020 07:15 PM (bDqIh)

545 CNN the Communists News Network

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 27, 2020 07:17 PM (wGqjj)

546 Has Poor Joe mentioned his experience in dealing with the Black Death? I mean it would be relevant.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:22 PM (Uu+Jp)

547 You know, maybe you can add to the AOS TM style guide that when you put your information in us, you use some KY or offer a reach around.

Posted by: Iblis at February 27, 2020 08:21 PM (1mpw4)

548 It's sad when conservative and traditionalist writers, with good material, feel the need to use graphic homosexual metaphors for "color" in stories. Cmon, this is a great site, but the juvenile frat boy descriptive terms are .... well, they're embarrassing. Meaning, I'd expect it from leftists,'cos that's what they are, but it's nice for the rest of us to "stay classy."
Okay, big compliment, 'cos I'm on your site a lot -- you do a fantastic job with the news and I like the art reviews a lot...Just...does everything now have to be pornified?

Posted by: goolag is not a verb at February 27, 2020 09:59 PM (ANTpf)

FiveThirtyEight.com: The Most Likely Result of the Democrat Party -- Now a 50% Likelihood -- is "No Winner/Brokered Convention"

This will be great.

How do we engineer this outcome?

Oh wait, that would be immoral, say the people who have been actively sabotaging the GOP for three election cycles in a row now.

noonewinsdemocratprimary


The New York Time reports -- or wishcasts -- that the Democrat Party is so determined to stop Bernie Sanders that they're considering thwarting the party's majority will to do so.

Or near majority, anyway: If Bernie comes in with the most votes but not the actual majority required by the rules for a first ballot, no-super-delegate win, then they'll nominate someone else.

They know this will damage the party, but some are saying it would be worth it to damage the party to stop the greater damage of Candidate Sanders.

Dozens of interviews with Democratic establishment leaders this week show that they are not just worried about Mr. Sanders's candidacy, but are also willing to risk intraparty damage to stop his nomination at the national convention in July if they get the chance. Since Mr. Sanders's victory in Nevada’s caucuses on Saturday, The Times has interviewed 93 party officials -- all of them superdelegates, who could have a say on the nominee at the convention -- and found overwhelming opposition to handing the Vermont senator the nomination if he arrived with the most delegates but fell short of a majority.

....

This article is based on interviews with the 93 superdelegates, out of 771 total, as well as party strategists and aides to senior Democrats about the thinking of party leaders. A vast majority of those superdelegates -- whose ranks include federal elected officials, former presidents and vice presidents and D.N.C. members -- predicted that no candidate would clinch the nomination during the primaries, and that there would be a brokered convention fight in July to choose a nominee.

In a reflection of the establishment's wariness about Mr. Sanders, only nine of the 93 superdelegates interviewed said that Mr. Sanders should become the nominee purely on the basis of arriving at the convention with a plurality, if he was short of a majority.

Biden has retaken the lead in Florida, after Bernie's boosting of Fidel Castro.

But meanwhile, the Bernie Bros -- who surely include a lot of antifa members -- are harassing Democrat officials so much that they keep getting the cops called on them.

The night before the Nevada caucuses, the chairman of the state's Democratic Party called police after several supporters of Bernie Sanders gathered outside his home at 11 p.m. with a bullhorn to issue a warning about the next day's election.

"I want assurances that there isn’t going to be any shenanigans going on tomorrow. The Democratic Party does not control what happens," Maria Estrada, a self-described "Berner" from Los Angeles, said into the bullhorn, according to a Facebook Live video she streamed on her personal page. She repeatedly said she didn't want to see a repeat of the 2016 election, which she insinuated was rigged against Sanders.

At least three other times in recent days, Estrada led a group of Sanders supporters who gathered late at night outside the homes of Democratic Party officials and California lawmakers, including those of Secretary of State Alex Padilla and state Democratic Party Chairman Rusty Hicks. Police were called at least twice.

Meanwhile, Biden just dropped an anti-Sanders ad, claiming Sanders wanted to primary Barack Obama.

"Bernie Sanders was seriously thinking about challenging our first African-American president in a primary," a narrator in the ad, targeted at South Carolina’s large contingent of African-American voters, says.

"Sanders...can't be trusted."

That might turn off some voters, but the thing is, a lot of Democrats accuse Barack Obama of having been a conservative.

They've gone crazy. No, the Democrats are not "just good well-meaning patriots," as the NeverTrump c**ks are always piously lecturing us. The Humungoous is not, despite claims from liberal NeverTrumpers, a reasonable man at all.

Update: Via John Sexton at Hot Air, some video of the, um, "Night Protests," which the Little Antifas streamed on FaceBook.

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1 meep

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 04:29 PM (d7Ww2)

2 motherfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 04:29 PM (d7Ww2)

3 forgot a meep

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 04:30 PM (d7Ww2)

4 Hi nurse!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 27, 2020 04:30 PM (Ez6QX)

5 So the Dems have to chop off their own head to stop the spread of Commie Ism.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2020 04:31 PM (3t6Iw)

6 hiya Jordan!

can't wait till MAy!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 04:31 PM (d7Ww2)

7 Oh please let it be Hillary.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2020 04:31 PM (LWu6U)

8 I called the otters

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 04:31 PM (d7Ww2)

9 Well biden is surging in the polls for FL and SC.


This $hit is gonna be lit!

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 04:32 PM (JUOKG)

10 Trump supporters in open primary states, we must drag Bernie across the finish line. Turn out in record numbers and get him the nomination!

Posted by: vrf at February 27, 2020 04:32 PM (UjhQr)

11 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 04:32 PM (arJlL)

12 It's gonna be the FAB. And she won't do any debates, since she has already debated Trump. And will do limited campaigning.


Posted by: shibumi at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (ZCiJZ)

13 Nancy Pelosi has been caught on camera saying that having Bernie as the candidate would be fine--or words to that effect. Reporters need to relentlessly keep asking her about that.

Posted by: m at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (ghFVE)

14 If Sanders is the clear leader going into the convention, I doubt the party leaders have the balls to deny him again.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (ODbpK)

15 Pop pop pop pop pop pop pop...pop pop pop...pop pop pop...pop pop...pop...pop ... crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch... :-)

Posted by: csmats at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (X5VFN)

16 We don't need no water, let the mother fucker bern.

Bern, mother fucker, bern.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (WvEXI)

17 How come nobody accuses the Russians of wanting to assist Bernie? It is a much more likely scenario.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (YslsA)

18 "Bernie Sanders was seriously thinking about challenging our first African-American president in a primary,"


Operation Mindcrime

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (CTN7u)

19 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

20 the guys that know about trading are selling

Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice?

Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (gmo/4)

21 12: this.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (KP5rU)

22 7 Oh please let it be Hillary.

I'm holding out for Avenatti

Posted by: Abzod at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (tf9Ne)

23 14 If Sanders is the clear leader going into the convention, I doubt the party leaders have the balls to deny him again.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (ODbpK)


Don't be too sure about that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (zBaqJ)

24 Dozens of interviews with Democratic establishment leaders this week show that they are not just worried about Mr. Sanders's candidacy,

Bullshit.

A Sanders candidacy should scare the living shit out of EVERYONE.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

25 10 Trump supporters in open primary states, we must drag Bernie across the finish line. Turn out in record numbers and get him the nomination!
Posted by: vrf at February 27, 2020 04:32 PM (UjhQr)

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Then, by some fluke, Bernie wins the general.

Posted by: SMH at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (RU4sa)

26 forgot a meep
Posted by: nurse ratched

meepless in Seattle ?

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (arJlL)

27 I honestly think the better scenario for Democrats would be a brokered convention and Democrats swap Bernie for someone else. Most likely still lose, but it wouldn't be a collapsed ticket and other races on the ballots could be salvaged.

I still say the worse case scenario for Dems is locking in Bernie as the nom.

If Bernie actually wins the general election, we were already screwed anyway, might as well get the National Divorce on its way.

But to actively want a more electable Democrat in the hope that if elected, they will "pull their punches" and not be full blown left-wing authoritarians seems incredibly naive to me.

Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 04:34 PM (ZLBiR)

28 Here's hoping for casualties in Milwaukee. Actual casualties.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at February 27, 2020 04:34 PM (jWe5r)

29 Late entry Loading song.


Jane's Addiction - Ted Just Admit it.


https://youtu.be/WCJ943fLMrM


Also extended intro. Live was phenomenal.


Late entry rollout song. Also a brokered convention song.


They're coming to take me away.

https://youtu.be/tnPG1v61AEk

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 04:34 PM (1CjJc)

30 We want Bernie to have the most delegates but NOT get the nomination. He should be cheated out of it again.

The Bernie Bros will go crazy burn the shit down and Bernie will run third party.

Trump will win in a landslide.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 27, 2020 04:34 PM (/FLNB)

31 17 How come nobody accuses the Russians of wanting to assist Bernie? It is a much more likely scenario.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (YslsA)

Reporters need to relentlessly ask about that, too!

Posted by: m at February 27, 2020 04:34 PM (ghFVE)

32
The Dow was actually starting to stabilize and then Gavin Newsome announced several thousand cases in California - a complete lie - and the market went into freefall.

That's not only criminal, it's evil.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (zBaqJ)

33 A brokered convention and Democrat schism are among the best things that could happen to this country.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (J+mig)

34 Vote to get three candidates in each state over 15%. Then Dem delegate math guarantees nobody gets over half the delegates.

Posted by: henry at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (J3Rfi)

35 I wish conservatives would stop attacking Sanders in the meantime. I can't stand Biden and want to see his candidacy killed off by Super Tuesday.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (zqs/f)

36 Meanwhile, Biden just dropped an anti-Sanders ad claiming Sanders wanted to primary barack obama

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Uh hello, biden primaried obama in 2008.

Irony can be pretty ironic at times.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (JUOKG)

37 Oh please let it be Hillary.

The bollards are primed, painted and READY !

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (arJlL)

38 At some point, there will be a reckoning because we are no longer one nation. What form that reckoning will take remains to be seen.

To misquote Lincoln:

A house divided against itself cannot stand,

I believe that this government cannot endure, part crazy, and part sane. . .

It will become all one thing or all the other.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (EUDB2)

39 Pass the popcorn. And Ammo.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (lBeMA)

40 So where does Antifa fall on the Bernie question?
Can we pit the Bernie Bros against them? A functional intelligence apparatus would be all over this.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 27, 2020 04:36 PM (CTN7u)

41 Meanwhile, Biden just dropped an anti-Sanders ad claiming Sanders wanted to primary barack obama

---

Uh hello, biden primaried obama in 2008.

Irony can be pretty ironic at times.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (JUOKG)


Not in his brain, he didn't.

Find YOUR truth.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

42 Ya Hon, microwave popcorn is fine...but add some melted butter.

Posted by: DOGGFISH at February 27, 2020 04:36 PM (lMn1U)

43 If the Dems pull shit to steal it from Bernie, and I have no doubt the DNC is meeting behind closed doors and doing all kinds of double-secret rule changes, the party will fracture permanently.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:36 PM (zBaqJ)

44 Brokered Conventions is something every political buff wants to see - just to see one. It is kind of early to say it will go that way.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 27, 2020 04:36 PM (hLRSq)

45 This is gonna be LIT!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 04:36 PM (NWiLs)

46 So a maturbation thread.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 04:36 PM (szhjU)

47 After the first ballot, onto second, third, etc...

Does a candy date need a majority of delegate, or plurality, or super-majority?

Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2020 04:37 PM (l3+k2)

48 8 I called the otters
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 04:31 PM (d7Ww2)

Uh oh. Everybody, watch your asses!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 04:37 PM (NWiLs)

49 The Dow was actually starting to stabilize and then Gavin Newsome announced several thousand cases in California - a complete lie - and the market went into freefall.

That's not only criminal, it's evil.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (zBaqJ)




THIS! It's possible potential cases but nothing for sure. Just straight up fearmongering

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 04:37 PM (mpeBU)

50 So a maturbation thread.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 04:36 PM (szhjU)


Gave it up for Lent. Sorry.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

51 But meanwhile, the Bernie Bros -- who surely include a lot of antifa members -- are harassing Democrat officials so much that they keep getting the cops called on them.

The cops might actually do something this time instead of just looking the other way.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 27, 2020 04:37 PM (wGeit)

52 So a maturbation thread.


I'm out.

*slaps down a Benjamin*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (ODbpK)

53 Wow, I misspelled masturbation, you'd think I'd have that spelling down.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (szhjU)

54 Dems are are taking a huge risk rooting for corona virus chaos, given that line-up of post-senior citizens. Karma is a bitch.

Posted by: Ripley at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (MxEKc)

55 I'm waiting for the Rick Wilson to learn me who to pull that there lever fer.... uh-huh

Posted by: Inogame at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (1TU21)

56
Maturbation? Paturbation...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (zBaqJ)

57 I'm still saying 0% chance of brokered convention. People -and for purposes of this argument, I'm including Dem voters in with people- just don't want to invest all this time and effort into politics. They're going to vote for someone who can end this race. Whoever is ahead after Super Tuesday will win the nomination on the first ballot in Milwaukee.

Posted by: Ted K. at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (FJYfm)

58 If Trump wins re-election, He becomes Godzilla and the DNC becomes Tokyo.

Posted by: Jmel at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (L7O0D)

59 Can we bring Bull Connor back to life?

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (BqBId)

60 No you are wrong Ace, just the opposite, it will make it easier for them to deny Bernie, who our the best bet against Trump,,, because Biden will never be the nominee. Trump needs a target to aim at instead being targeted by all of them and Bloomberg's billions.

Posted by: Sam at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (EaIGJ)

61 It's all just mental masturbation.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)

62 >>How come nobody accuses the Russians of wanting to assist Bernie? It is a much more likely scenario.

The US intel community has said that Russia wants to help Bernie. Bernie has admitted that he was briefed about this.

So of course our media has ignored it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)

63 I am all for shivving Bernie.
Only because I don't trust the changing demographics of the USA anymore.
OTOH, if Bernie won POTUS, that would be the bat signal, game on.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 27, 2020 04:39 PM (w7KSn)

64 Guilty pleasure - Brokered Convention by The Superdelegates

Loading the gun - Chaos by the Bernie Bros

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at February 27, 2020 04:39 PM (uM6CE)

65 53 Wow, I misspelled masturbation, you'd think I'd have that spelling down.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (szhjU)

It's difficult to type one-handed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 04:39 PM (NWiLs)

66 If Biden gets stomped on Super Tuesday and the results indicate no one will get a win on the first ballot, if I'm Joe, I immediately drop out, hoping people will forget my stumbling, bumbling performances this winter and strongly consider making me the nominee on the second ballot.

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2020 04:39 PM (AMIL/)

67 59 Can we bring Bull Connor back to life?
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (BqBId)


I prefer golden age Carol Connors myself...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (zBaqJ)

68 I wonder what it would take for our dear former first lady, Michelle to parachute in and save the day?

Besides a parachute larger than 10 or 13 of her latest tablecloth gowns.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (c87bD)

69
The flu outbreak this season has a new prevailing strain. The cornucopia of contagion this season now has this lineup:

1. The flu.
2. The other flu.
3. Coronavirus.
4. The old Democrat Party.
5. The new Democrat Party.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (pAMD4)

70 we'll find out what side the cops are on when milwaukee erupts.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (KP5rU)

71 What is wrong with Mental Maturation, anyway?

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (90T4r)

72 The US intel community has said that Russia wants to help Bernie. Bernie has admitted that he was briefed about this.

So of course our media has ignored it.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)


That's because Bernie called out Putin on TV the other night and told him he couldn't interfere and Bernie would make sure he never would be able to again.

CASE CLOSED!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)

73 The Humungoous is not, despite claims from liberal NeverTrumpers, a reasonable man at all.

The Road Warrior's "Lord Humungus" would be the right mix of experienced leadership and militant homoeroticism to unify the fractured progressive left.

Posted by: wooga at February 27, 2020 04:41 PM (M9+sV)

74 57
I'm still saying 0% chance of brokered convention. People -and for
purposes of this argument, I'm including Dem voters in with people- just
don't want to invest all this time and effort into politics. They're
going to vote for someone who can end this race. Whoever is ahead after
Super Tuesday will win the nomination on the first ballot in Milwaukee.

Posted by: Ted K. at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (FJYfm)

Maybe. I think Ds (leadershup) are resigned that Trump is reelected. I think the brokered convention trial balloons are because Bernie is poison down ticket. If they are going to lose POTUS anyway, why not commit the steal and focus on keeping the House?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 04:41 PM (1CjJc)

75 we'll find out what side the cops are on when milwaukee erupts.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (KP5rU)

I hope the side of "Let them fight."

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 27, 2020 04:41 PM (xPl2J)

76 I prefer golden age Carol Connors myself...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (zBaqJ)


Jimmy Connors - He has Bernie's charm, and Liz Warren's femininity.

Posted by: Ted K. at February 27, 2020 04:41 PM (FJYfm)

77 I saw a poll a couple of days ago that says Biden has a big lead in South Carolina. Clyburn endorsed him and that probably helps a lot.

We definitely want Biden to run away with it there. He's a piece of shit who is more likely to be felled by the virus than win anything else, but it introduces some uncertainty into the proceedings that will hopefully lead to more bad feelz amongst the Democratic cattle.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2020 04:41 PM (j3npP)

78 Ace, there's a coronavirus mask ad on your front page.
I miss Latinfeels. And Sonobi.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

79 This is lose - lose for them.

Bernie will do to them what Corbyn did to the labour in UK, and if bernie loses the Dems lose an entire generation of anti-american socialists voters that they created.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (LWu6U)

80 Now I Could see a Broken Convention.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (90T4r)

81 65
53 Wow, I misspelled masturbation, you'd think I'd have that spelling down.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (szhjU)



It's difficult to type one-handed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 04:39 PM (NWiLs)

Truth is messy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (1CjJc)

82 Back in 2016 there was all the buzz that the GOP convention would be brokered and all of the Rules Gurus were on the air explaining the ins and outs of the rules and how it was 100% guaranteed that Trump would not be the candidate. My, how people were worked up over it! How they absolutely stole it away from the Donald!

Until it didn't happen.

I'll wait and see.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (hLRSq)

83 I prefer golden age Carol Connors myself...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (zBaqJ)


She had BIGUNS.....

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

84 New

South Carolina

@ChangePolls

/

@postandcourier

Poll (2/23-27):

Biden 28% Sanders 24% Steyer 16% Warren 12% Buttigieg 11%

Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (EsGqq)

85 Sanders will win the nomination on the first ballot.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (xmKbk)

86 We could have used a Nood motherfuckers.

Posted by: Timon at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (dKm4U)

87 Anthony Ferrill's wife had her picture taken with Elizabeth Warren back in November.

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (3aI0K)

88 78 Ace, there's a coronavirus mask ad on your front page.
I miss Latinfeels. And Sonobi.
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

I pine for Sonobi. Those were the days, my friend.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (90T4r)

89 Star Wars may not be pro-war anymore.

You know who's gonna be pro-war?

Bernie Bros at the dem convention.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (yL25O)

90 81
65

53 Wow, I misspelled masturbation, you'd think I'd have that spelling down.


Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (szhjU)





It's difficult to type one-handed.



Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 04:39 PM (NWiLs)

Truth is messy.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (1CjJc)
Especially when you are blind and have hairy palms.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (N39Ws)

91 "No One" has a 51 percent chance to win the Democrat primary.



Fucking L O L

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (Qf83p)

92 No traction with Michelle, otherwise they would have inserted her already.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (ke5UQ)

93 62
>>How come nobody accuses the Russians of wanting to assist Bernie? It is a much more likely scenario.



The US intel community has said that Russia wants to help Bernie. Bernie has admitted that he was briefed about this.



So of course our media has ignored it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)

You know who wasn't briefed?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (1CjJc)

94 74
Maybe. I think Ds (leadershup) are resigned that Trump is reelected. I think the brokered convention trial balloons are because Bernie is poison down ticket. If they are going to lose POTUS anyway, why not commit the steal and focus on keeping the House?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 04:41 PM

Bernie for sure, to mix metaphors, greases the skids of Trump's coattails. But I think if Bernie is denied, cheating or fairly, his base will not settle for the Dem nominee. They will stay home. I think the House is very much in play, and will probably swing back to GOP for sure if Bernie is the nom.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (zBaqJ)

95 I don't know what this means, but we just got a huge order from New York.

Posted by: RICO'S PANT SUITS FOR THE OLD AND FAT at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (lMn1U)

96 Can we bring Bull Connor back to life?
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (BqBId)


I prefer golden age Carol Connors myself...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (zBaqJ)



How about Chuck Connors? He was good with a rifle and a Republican

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (mpeBU)

97 89
Star Wars may not be pro-war anymore.



You know who's gonna be pro-war?



Bernie Bros at the dem convention.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (yL25O)
I'm hoping for it. I've already ordered lots of popcorn for that show.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (N39Ws)

98 The Dow was actually starting to stabilize and then Gavin Newsome announced several thousand cases in California - a complete lie - and the market went into freefall. 


.....


Link?

Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (EsGqq)

99 Hey Ratched! How are they hanging?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (gd9RK)

100 That chick with the bullhorn outside a democrat's house at 11pm is horrible.

"I want assurances!" She screeches into a bullhorn outside your home at 11pm.

Yeah, we're not having a dialog, sweet cheeks. You're crazy. The only people you're talking to tonight are the boys in blue.

It is fun, however, to see their hard left turning against anyone to the right of Trotsky.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (9t0Zz)

101 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (zBaqJ)
********
How bout Carroll O'Connor ?

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (BqBId)

102 Frankly, at this point if Democrats want to go to war with each other I want the grandstand concession.

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (8erNz)

103 Caro Connors?? Worth looking up?

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (90T4r)

104 I have my mail in ballot here in CO. Who do I vote for to cause the most chaos.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (0OmEj)

105 There are still people who think Joe Bribem has a snowball's chance in hell. Looks like gullibility has no bottom. What surprised me is that the media report it with a straight face instead of lockstepping the propaganda. Are Buttboy and Compensating really doing that badly with Americans?

Posted by: trev006 at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (+1jj2)

106 This reads a lot like wishful thinking but we'll see if the week-long assault on Sanders works or if voters simply don't give a crap any longer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (KZzsI)

107 I would just flip it around and say how many people here would have voted for Hillary or sat the election out if like Ted Cruz had somehow nabbed the nomination even without getting the most delegates.

I know the number is not zero, but I remember a lot of people here advocating that very action.

I just think relying on Bernie bros getting mad and taking their ball home is a risky bet.

Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (ZLBiR)

108 87 Anthony Ferrill's wife had her picture taken with Elizabeth Warren back in November.

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (3aI0K)

I always made sure to skip the rerun of MASH if I saw that fucker's name in the opening credits. Wayne Rogers episodes are WAY better.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (j3npP)

109 I'm secretly replacing my collapsible lawn chair with a tricked-out Barcalounger.

And none of that microwave popcorn, either - the real stuff, with no-kidding, genuine butter on it!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (X7cnY)

110 @Breaking911

JUST IN: Trump administration mulls using sweeping powers to ramp up production of gear to protect against coronavirus - Reuters


I can just hear the dems now..."HE'S A DICTATOR!"

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (cF8AT)

111 Caro Connors?? Worth looking up?
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (90T4r)


If you like 60's / 70's broads with big boobs.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

112 104
I have my mail in ballot here in CO. Who do I vote for to cause the most chaos.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (0OmEj)
Klobuchar

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2020 04:45 PM (N39Ws)

113 @postandcourier

Poll (2/23-27):

Biden 28% Sanders 24% Steyer 16% Warren 12% Buttigieg 11%
Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (EsGqq)

If that's remotely true, all Sanders needs is Warren to drop out before Super Tuesday and he has this thing locked up. (Offer her the VP slot, Bernie!).

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 04:45 PM (zqs/f)

114 86 We could have used a Nood motherfuckers.
Posted by: Timon at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (dKm4U)

Cheer up, Timon! Hakuna Matata!

Posted by: Poomba at February 27, 2020 04:45 PM (NWiLs)

115 32
The Dow was actually starting to stabilize and then Gavin Newsome announced several thousand cases in California - a complete lie - and the market went into freefall.

That's not only criminal, it's evil.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (zBaqJ)


Eric Sawllowswell was on MSNBC a sort time ago, and sounded very sane and reasonable, and was not in total blame-Trump mode. He said he and his colleagues are rooting for the President's success in handling the COVID-19 threat. This despite Nicolle Wallace asking him questions designed to get Eric to go into an anti-Trump screed.

Not sure what to make of this.

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2020 04:45 PM (AMIL/)

116 83 I prefer golden age Carol Connors myself...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (zBaqJ)

She had BIGUNS.....
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)


I remember her from the Gong Show and what a revelation when I saw her get schtupped by John C. Holmes.

One of cinemas great moments.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (zBaqJ)

117 Buttigieg less than 1 in 100?


Why are Democrats such homophobes?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (oVJmc)

118 113
@postandcourier



Poll (2/23-27):



Biden 28% Sanders 24% Steyer 16% Warren 12% Buttigieg 11%

Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (EsGqq)



If that's remotely true, all Sanders needs is Warren to drop out
before Super Tuesday and he has this thing locked up. (Offer her the VP
slot, Bernie!).

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 04:45 PM (zqs/f)
She won't do it. At least not before Klobuchar.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (N39Ws)

119 Funny thing about stocks. If you don't sell when they are down, you have not lost money. They are different from folding stuff.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (90T4r)

120 What kinda gear??

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (ke5UQ)

121 I actually do NOT want a Democratic convention that has Bernie with a plurality but not majority. Sure, the popcorn level will be amazing THIS election cycle, but if he's still healthy enough to run in 2024 he'll get the nomination outright after a stunt like that by the DNC, after the meltdown that will trigger in the leftist ranks. And after eight years with one party in the White House the electorate can be super unpredictable. He might actually win then, and that's too horrible to risk.

Posted by: Locarno at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (yU0zw)

122 If that's remotely true, all Sanders needs is Warren to drop out before Super Tuesday and he has this thing locked up. (Offer her the VP slot, Bernie!).

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 04:45 PM (zqs/f)

Yep

Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (EsGqq)

123 >>Buttigieg

...bringing up the rear...

with less than 1 in 100?

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (T7UIP)

124 Not sure what to make of this.
Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2020 04:45 PM (AMIL/)


He knows he and his party are fucked come November.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)

125 The Horde should rent out a rooftop restaurant near the DNC convention in Milwaukee (if they have them) and order popcorn and Valu-rite to watch the show. Who's with me?

Posted by: Timon at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (dKm4U)

126 The US intel community has said that Russia wants to help Bernie. Bernie has admitted that he was briefed about this.

That's why Bernie had a rant against Putin saying once Bernie was elected, Mr Putin wouldn't be interferin' in no more elections, I tell yew hwat!

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (9t0Zz)

127 Buttigieg

...bringing up the rear...

with less than 1 in 100?
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (T7UIP)


Don't tease me.

Posted by: Mayor Rimjob at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (Zz0t1)

128 I'm a bad man. I take joy at the fact antifa is showing up outside the doors of DNC officials now.

I will gladly stand by while they are terrorized.

They sowed the whirlwind, they can now reap it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (RIAR/)

129 110 @Breaking911

JUST IN: Trump administration mulls using sweeping powers to ramp up production of gear to protect against coronavirus - Reuters

I thought HHS said the first line caregivers already have enough supplies? If its for the general population, then that's being ridiculous. Maybe people in old folks homes should get supplied, but 330 million Americans don't need "gear".

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (zqs/f)

130 Ace, there's a coronavirus mask ad on your front page.

I miss Latinfeels. And Sonobi.


Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 04:41 PM

---

what about us?

Posted by: Lace Wigs at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (JUOKG)

131 >>Eric Sawllowswell was on MSNBC a sort time ago, and sounded very sane and reasonable, and was not in total blame-Trump mode. He said he and his colleagues are rooting for the President's success in handling the COVID-19 threat. This despite Nicolle Wallace asking him questions designed to get Eric to go into an anti-Trump screed.

>>Not sure what to make of this.

Nancy has also been much more conciliatory today. I think after Trump's news conference last night they decided it was best to pretend they were being bi-partisan about this issue.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (ZLI7S)

132 125 The Horde should rent out a rooftop restaurant near the DNC convention in Milwaukee (if they have them) and order popcorn and Valu-rite to watch the show. Who's with me?
Posted by: Timon at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (dKm4U)


Probably rent some Rooftop Koreans as well, just to be safe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (zBaqJ)

133 Just when you thought they had sunk to maximum insanity, they start digging.

Posted by: Erebus at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (fk9y/)

134 I saw that in Japan the government is closing all the schools for months. The elementary school age me = a dream comes true.

Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (gmo/4)

135 BROKERED CONVENTION!!!

MILWAUKEE MELTDOWN!!!

HILLARY 2020!!!

LET. IT. BURN!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (wtvvX)

136 Illinois primary is March 17, I think.
Who to vote for, who to vote for??

Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (x6XkS)

137 I LOVE YOU PEOPLE.

the rest of the world is hair on fire, we're all gonna die, the economy is going to hell.....



And you have me laughing out loud.

thanks

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (d7Ww2)

138 117
Buttigieg less than 1 in 100?


Why are Democrats such homophobes?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (oVJmc)
The leaks to come out of the WH will be more sensational than what one WH occupant did with a cigar.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (N39Ws)

139 I think that yesterday Nancy Pelosi looked scary and defeated, but today she looks a bit better. I think the difference in her appearance is today she did not look as if all hope is lost. So evidently she thinks that

Posted by: Chillin the most at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (lonOK)

140 Funny thing about stocks. If you don't sell when they are down, you have not lost money. They are different from folding stuff.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (90T4r

Correct.

Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (EsGqq)

141 "Fat, almost sober, and ready"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (LWu6U)

142 Swinging by the local Regal theater lobby to pickup a bucket of popcorn.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (vK0xZ)

143 129 110 @Breaking911

JUST IN: Trump administration mulls using sweeping powers to ramp up production of gear to protect against coronavirus - Reuters

I thought HHS said the first line caregivers already have enough supplies? If its for the general population, then that's being ridiculous. Maybe people in old folks homes should get supplied, but 330 million Americans don't need "gear".
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (zqs/f)


Why not use the virus to call a halt to all immigration and seal all borders?

Watch the heads do the Norman-Coordinate thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (zBaqJ)

144 if polls are close to accurate, it looks as though Joe Bribe'm could win South Carolina, but then lose Super Tuesday, 3 days later. Chaos Rules!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (Kpl3J)

145 I saw that in Japan the government is closing all the schools for months. The elementary school age me = a dream comes true.

Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (gmo/4)

Only problem is you'd probably be stuck in your house anyway...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (wtvvX)

146 Breaking911

JUST IN: Trump administration mulls using sweeping powers to ramp up production of gear to protect against coronavirus - Reuters

I thought HHS said the first line caregivers already have enough supplies? If its for the general population, then that's being ridiculous. Maybe people in old folks homes should get supplied, but 330 million Americans don't need "gear".
Posted by: Serious Cat



Tempting. What can I do to monetize this fear?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (G0G8s)

147 132
125 The Horde should rent out a rooftop restaurant near the DNC
convention in Milwaukee (if they have them) and order popcorn and
Valu-rite to watch the show. Who's with me?

Posted by: Timon at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (dKm4U)





Probably rent some Rooftop Koreans as well, just to be safe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (zBaqJ)
This is the Horde. We don't need no Rooftop Koreans.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (N39Ws)

148 robably rent some Rooftop Koreans as well, just to be safe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (zBaqJ)

As long as we don't have to fly in I'd trust the horde to be properly equipped. It may take some pre-work diving for all of those missing pieces from the tragic canoe accidents...

Posted by: Timon at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (dKm4U)

149 All of this talk about a brokered convention is a bit premature. We need to wait until Super Tuesday is over and then count our chickens that have successfully crossed the road.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (JUOKG)

150 If I were Trump, I would use this as an opportunity to seal America up and dare Democrats and Hawaiian judges to stop me.

Push the envelope and get them to call you a racist.

Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (sjTfF)

151 So the Kate Upton thing in the sidebar...

I assume everyone else went back and rewatched the 49-51 second mark...

Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (Z7lwY)

152 "which she insinuated was rigged against Sanders."

Democrats want to continually pretend no one actually read the stolen DNC emails, since they managed to shift the focus to muh Russians.

Problem is, the Bernie Bros actually read 'em.

Posted by: Haley's Buttery Biscuit at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (1llau)

153 142 Swinging by the local Regal theater lobby to pickup a bucket of popcorn.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (vK0xZ)

Let's all go the lobby
Let's all go the lobby
Let's all go the lobby
Then watch riots in the streets!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (NWiLs)

154 Buy the dip!

Posted by: Joe Biden, the Dip at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (W4M6f)

155 Hear me know and believe me later

Bernie gets a majority of delegates on Super.Tuesday. Because he'll get 80% of the CA. Last two CA polls support this. 15% rule and all

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (Eapb6)

156 When they steal this from Bernie we're going to get the full 1968 Chicago experience.

Nightsticks on hippie heads and Dan Rather punched on live TV.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (gd9RK)

157 I actually do NOT want a Democratic convention that has Bernie with a plurality but not majority. Sure, the popcorn level will be amazing THIS election cycle, but if he's still healthy enough to run in 2024 he'll get the nomination outright after a stunt like that by the DNC, after the meltdown that will trigger in the leftist ranks. And after eight years with one party in the White House the electorate can be super unpredictable. He might actually win then, and that's too horrible to risk.
Posted by: Locarno

In 2024 Sanders will be too old to run

Posted by: Jean at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (B7KlG)

158 147 132
125 The Horde should rent out a rooftop restaurant near the DNC
convention in Milwaukee (if they have them) and order popcorn and
Valu-rite to watch the show. Who's with me?

Posted by: Timon at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (dKm4U)





Probably rent some Rooftop Koreans as well, just to be safe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (zBaqJ)
This is the Horde. We don't need no Rooftop Koreans.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


for those of us who can't make the trip. how about yall just make sure the traffic cameras are pointed at the convention center

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (d7Ww2)

159 This is the Horde. We don't need no Rooftop Koreans.

We don't need them, but they'd be honored guests.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (9t0Zz)

160 129,
General issuance of masks and requirements to use them if you start coughing would be useful in preventing spread as coughs and sneezes are believed to be the primary means of spread. Proper hygiene by washing hands is another.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (EUDB2)

161 Buy My Clam Dip!

Posted by: Liz Warren, Speaking Native American Wisdom at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (W4M6f)

162 Funny thing about stocks. If you don't sell when they are down, you have not lost money.


Yes and no. Mostly no, but I have personally had shares go to .000003 before. In fact, I think I still technically own them, but the company is listed as in bankruptcy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (ODbpK)

163 Illinois primary is March 17, I think.

Who to vote for, who to vote for??

Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (x6XkS)

That's High Holy Drinking Day.

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (88+cf)

164 I'm a bad man. I take joy at the fact antifa is showing up outside the doors of DNC officials now.

I will gladly stand by while they are terrorized.

They sowed the whirlwind, they can now reap it.
Posted by: blake -



And I *still* don't understand why the Dems are letting a declared INDEPENDENT run in their primary. They obviously hate him and don't want him.

What right do the Bernie Bots have to demand anything?

Not that it hurts my feels or anything.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (Qf83p)

165 I always forget what a hulk Charles Bronson was until I see him in the Magnificent Seven and he's like two Chuck Coburns. He's built like a boxer, all massive shoulders and narrow waist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (KZzsI)

166 if polls are close to accurate, it looks as though Joe Bribe'm could win South Carolina, but then lose Super Tuesday, 3 days later. Chaos Rules!
Posted by: Tom Servo

___________

I suspect that will happen, but he will get a bounce from winning SC and the media BADLY wants Biden instead of Bernie. So it will be magnified as the "comeback" kid.

Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 04:51 PM (sjTfF)

167 You know who has experience dealing with contested conventions?

Paul Manafort.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 27, 2020 04:51 PM (KnN51)

168 And Bloomie will be your man

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 04:51 PM (ZCEU2)

169 In 2024 Sanders will be too old to run
Posted by: Jean

he'll have had another heart attack by then and be dead

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 04:51 PM (d7Ww2)

170
We need some AOSHQ branded plague doctor masks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:51 PM (zBaqJ)

171 "How do we engineer this outcome?"

That's what I'm thinking.

Posted by: Hillary! at February 27, 2020 04:51 PM (6eEQ+)

172 Uh oh. I just sneezed. It's easier Diabeetus or Corona.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)

173 "Well nourished, almost sober, and I greased the wheels on my walker"

Posted by: Hillary 2020 at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (LWu6U)

174 I think Biden is going to disappoint a lot of people in South Carolina. He might be in the top 3 though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (KZzsI)

175 So the Kate Upton thing in the sidebar...

I assume everyone else went back and rewatched the 49-51 second mark...


Here, I've made it easy for you.
https://youtu.be/Olj0k_RBYHE?t=49

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (9t0Zz)

176 Bernie won't pick Lizzie for VP.
It will be... John Bachtell.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (v0R5T)

177 161
Buy My Clam Dip!



Posted by: Liz Warren, Speaking Native American Wisdom at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (W4M6f)

Oh hell no.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (1CjJc)

178 ...Sanjaya!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (Ndje9)

179 173 "Well nourished, almost sober, and I greased the wheels on my walker"
Posted by: Hillary 2020 at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (LWu6U)


What about that General Urko-looking stooge with the epi pen?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:53 PM (zBaqJ)

180 http://bit.ly/2wgGcCb
***********
CoronaBeervirus

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 27, 2020 04:53 PM (BqBId)

181 wouldn't it be ironic if people don;t turn out to vote because of the virus oruse it as an excuse to not turn out to vote for this ridiculous slate of nominees. It just seems like trying to choose between the communist or the brain dead is not much of a choice.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2020 04:53 PM (QzF6i)

182 I keep asking how is Bernie's platform different from the other Dems other than balcony Muppet.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2020 04:53 PM (mf5HN)

183 131 >>Eric Sawllowswell was on MSNBC a sort time ago, and sounded very sane and reasonable, and was not in total blame-Trump mode. He said he and his colleagues are rooting for the President's success in handling the COVID-19 threat. This despite Nicolle Wallace asking him questions designed to get Eric to go into an anti-Trump screed.

>>Not sure what to make of this.

Nancy has also been much more conciliatory today. I think after Trump's news conference last night they decided it was best to pretend they were being bi-partisan about this issue.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (ZLI7S)


Which do you think sounds better:

(1) We hope the president is successful in handling this disease; or
(2) We hope he fails and this disease goes through the population slaughtering many of the people hearing us right now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 27, 2020 04:53 PM (hLRSq)

184 >>I assume everyone else went back and rewatched the 49-51 second mark...


And licked the bottom of their monitors clean?


Not a one.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 04:53 PM (T7UIP)

185 170


We need some AOSHQ branded plague doctor masks.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:51 PM (zBaqJ)

Vaginally-knitted by free range vaginas.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 04:54 PM (1CjJc)

186 I've had a few stocks get delisted. No idea what happened to them.

Posted by: Pete Bootycall at February 27, 2020 04:54 PM (xfb67)

187 I suspect that will happen, but he will get a bounce from winning SC and the media BADLY wants Biden instead of Bernie. So it will be magnified as the "comeback" kid.

Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 04:51 PM (sjTfF)


I am the Comeback Kid! That's what they called me when I pleasured that Gennifer Flowers, and then won New Hampshire! I was a fine president then, and I'll make a damn fine one now! Either that, or an astronaut. Or maybe a double naught spy.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 27, 2020 04:54 PM (FJYfm)

188 The Dow was actually starting to stabilize and then Gavin Newsome announced several thousand cases in California - a complete lie - and the market went into freefall.

That's not only criminal, it's evil.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (zBaqJ)


Eric Sawllowswell was on MSNBC a sort time ago, and sounded very sane and reasonable, and was not in total blame-Trump mode. He said he and his colleagues are rooting for the President's success in handling the COVID-19 threat. This despite Nicolle Wallace asking him questions designed to get Eric to go into an anti-Trump screed.

Not sure what to make of this.
Posted by: Gref

Gavin had puts

Posted by: Jean at February 27, 2020 04:54 PM (B7KlG)

189 182 I keep asking how is Bernie's platform different from the other Dems other than balcony Muppet.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2020 04:53 PM (mf5HN)

In Brooklyn accent:

"I will legalize pot and let the schvartzes sell it. They're good at that!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:54 PM (zBaqJ)

190 JUST IN: Trump administration mulls using sweeping powers to ramp up production of gear to protect against coronavirus - Reuters

I can just hear the dems now..."HE'S A DICTATOR!"
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (cF8AT)

He should go a step further - order way more than we need right now, exclusively from American manufacturers, while there's a crisis to justify the spending, and stuff FEMA's warehouses to the gills. Then if there is a major outbreak, either now or any time before its obsolete, we're covered.

Boost domestic manufacturing and readiness at the same time, and if anyone screeches about him not doing enough, show pictures from the warehouse and go "look at all this equipment we bought!"

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 27, 2020 04:55 PM (J+mig)

191 Need to read some fun plague books. Masque of the Red Death, the Decameron, A Journal of the Plague Year, Love in the Time of Cholera. What am I missing?

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 04:55 PM (90T4r)

192 182 I keep asking how is Bernie's platform different from the other Dems other than balcony Muppet.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.


someone should photoshop bernie and biden to Statler and Waldorf.

holy shit, the jokes write themselves

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 04:55 PM (d7Ww2)

193 Dozens of interviews with Democratic establishment leaders this week show that they are not just worried about Mr. Sanders's candidacy, but are also willing to risk intraparty damage to stop his nomination at the national convention in July if they get the chance.
+++++++++++
Attention Dem Party Warriors: If you need music selection for your battle prep, you can see the previous thread.

I wonder if the Dem Party War can be a war of no survivors...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 04:55 PM (I2dne)

194 175
So the Kate Upton thing in the sidebar...



I assume everyone else went back and rewatched the 49-51 second mark...



Here, I've made it easy for you.

https://youtu.be/Olj0k_RBYHE?t=49

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (9t0Zz)
You sir are a great American.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2020 04:55 PM (N39Ws)

195 We need some AOSHQ branded plague doctor masks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Just, ah, don't make any of them look like woodpeckers.

There might be, uh, an unfortunate incident near nurse ratched.

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 27, 2020 04:55 PM (OUMaO)

196 Whoa -- accoridng to the chart, only THREE outcomes are possible:

Bernie wins (33% chance)
Biden wins (16% chance)
Nobody wins (50% chance)

All other nominees COMBINES have less than 1% chance of winning. Wow, I had no idea it was that serious. And that includes Bloomberg.

So, to engineer a brokered convention, simply support anyone OTHER than Bernie or Biden. Especially not Bernie.

Simple.

Of course, a lot of people think that the cleverest "Operation Chaos" is to SUPPORT Bernie. But that's actually the least chaotic thing to do.

Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 04:55 PM (N9G0H)

197 Stupid Sock!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 27, 2020 04:55 PM (xfb67)

198 Which do you think sounds better:

(1) We hope the president is successful in handling this disease; or
(2) We hope he fails and this disease goes through the population slaughtering many of the people hearing us right now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 27, 2020 04:53 PM (hLRSq)
------

The first option.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 04:55 PM (zqs/f)

199 >>"I will legalize pot and let the schvartzes sell it. They're good at that!!!"


My Grandfathers have to be rolling up there.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 04:55 PM (T7UIP)