New York Times: Queerbaiting Is Okay When We Do It

Gay jokes were officially made a Crime Against the State sometime around 2009.

But not if you're part of the State Media.



Parody site "The ResistanceHole" actually noted the left's schizophrenic stance on gay jokes last month:




This kind of blatant double-standard on the part of the left is a feature, I think, not a bug.

The inconsistency may reveal that the left inflicts "rules" on its enemies that it feels free to ignore itself. But that itself is a demonstration of the left's power-- I think they get off on openly announcing that they are free to make up rules to impose on others and completely violate those same rules with impunity.

It's a demonstration of how much power they have, and maybe more importantly, how much power you don't have.

They want you to know who's in charge, and who you must bow to, and this sort of blatant, not-even-hiding-it demonstration of their power to unilaterally print up entire tomes of new rules and also unilaterally suspend operation of those rules when they choose is nothing if not a reminder of who is the ruler, and who is the ruled.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:45 PM




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1 First, and I read the content.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 17, 2018 02:46 PM (5jVnA)

2 We coulda taken it to 1K

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 02:46 PM (pHfeF)

3 Old Soviet Pravda blushes.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 02:47 PM (r9UYA)

4 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE FAGS ARE GAY

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at July 17, 2018 02:47 PM (Y10fs)

5 Top 10

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2018 02:47 PM (BX5wZ)

6

What about Adrienne Barbeau's Tits?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 17, 2018 02:48 PM (UFLLM)

7 Tell VladI'll be more flexible after the election...

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 02:48 PM (LiyEm)

8 No, no, no. Emphatically no.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 17, 2018 02:48 PM (LISuA)

9 "The inconsistency may reveal that the left inflicts "rules" on its enemies that it feels free to ignore itself."

Fen's Law

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 02:48 PM (hLRSq)

10 and Paul Ryan is a Weinermobile driving homo.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 02:48 PM (r9UYA)

11 Has Trump spoke about the Putin meeting?

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at July 17, 2018 02:48 PM (czkHE)

12 A childish and amateurish paper deserves a cartoon of same.

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 17, 2018 02:48 PM (qC1Sy)

13 Afternoon, Morons. Has the insanity cooled down from yesterday?

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2018 02:48 PM (uLuPn)

14 If there was a sniper involved, maybe. But there isn't.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 17, 2018 02:48 PM (LISuA)

15 We're All Gay Now.

Posted by: Newsweak at July 17, 2018 02:48 PM (vDqXW)

16 The hypocrisy thing doesn't bother me as much as the NYT running this travesty of a piece of crap of a miserable failure of a lame story with ghastly bad art and stupid writing.

This is the kind of crap you'd expect to see in a Middle school newspaper. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:48 PM (39g3+)

17 The fired rodeo clown in an Obama mask could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 02:49 PM (Boy/L)

18 6 What about Adrienne Barbeau's Tits?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 17, 2018 02:48 PM (UFLLM)



Lost in the fog...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:49 PM (1AK1h)

19 LOVE WINS

Posted by: garrett remembers 2 x 4 at July 17, 2018 02:49 PM (Y10fs)

20 So this is what Rush was talking about, the NY Times making fun of gays.

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 02:49 PM (pHfeF)

21 They're also fat-shaming PDT.

I thought the NYT and their mouth-breathing followers were like totally against fat-shaming?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 02:49 PM (ptqGC)

22 Where's that Theodore Dalrymple on communism and lies when I need it?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 17, 2018 02:49 PM (0gA7N)

23 AYFKM?

Can you imagine if they had a drawing of Obama kissing Hugo Chavez?

Or one of the Iranian Mullahs?

Posted by: IP Address in Senator Schumer DC Office at July 17, 2018 02:49 PM (ATVNj)

24 "Look at these homophobic faggots betray their countries by being nice to each other" doesn't rise to the standards of Jack Chick.

Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2018 02:50 PM (S6rSu)

25 Good God! They did everything but tap their dongs together.

Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2018 02:50 PM (2Mnv1)

26 This is the Ace opportunity to go all Julien Freud on the horde. I suppose we should just consider ourselves lucky not to have a Yoko moment in this post, thought updates are always possible.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 17, 2018 02:50 PM (LISuA)

27 And Roseanne lost her t.v. show.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 17, 2018 02:50 PM (QUBWE)

28 The left apparently thinks that "trump and Putin sitting in a tree... k.i.s.s.i.n.g!" Is effective political discourse.

I'm eagerly awaiting the "yo momma so fat" gambit

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 17, 2018 02:50 PM (mk7Bj)

29 PDT speaking now.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2018 02:50 PM (8iiMU)

30
Can you imagine if they had a drawing of Obama kissing Hugo Chavez?



Or one of the Iranian Mullahs?


Either scenario would be believable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 02:50 PM (ptqGC)

31 Bl@zing power is a trip!

Posted by: J. Random Moron at July 17, 2018 02:50 PM (ctuyM)

32 Pamela Anderson?? What brought that on?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 02:50 PM (a0IVu)

33 25 Good God! They did everything but tap their dongs together.
Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2018 02:50 PM (2Mnv1)

You have to subscribe to the Sunday Times to see that.

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:50 PM (7HtZB)

34 th

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 17, 2018 02:51 PM (8D42x)

35 It's okay when we do it because the faggots just love us.

Posted by: The New York Fucking Times at July 17, 2018 02:51 PM (O5Q3r)

36 Hand wringers gonna hand wring...

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 02:51 PM (LiyEm)

37 Twitter is for fags

Posted by: Big hoss at July 17, 2018 02:51 PM (LCShb)

38 I'll bet Mika just giggles and giggles over the "cartoon."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 02:51 PM (ptqGC)

39 30
Can you imagine if they had a drawing of Obama kissing Hugo Chavez?



Or one of the Iranian Mullahs?

Either scenario would be believable.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 02:50 PM (ptqGC)


The New Yorker cover with the Obama's as Afro-commie revolutionaries was surprising in its accuracy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:51 PM (1AK1h)

40 But neither of guys are pounces. WTF? Did anyone ask Anderson Cooper or Shep about feelynz?

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 02:51 PM (2LelM)

41 ...

I'm, not sure I want to even post this.


Its difficult to wrap my head around it let alone share.

http://tinyurl.com/y8fgtgwv

Someone made a movie about Ruth Bader Ginsberg. A motion picture release, not some Lifetime piece of crap to run on Oxygen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:51 PM (39g3+)

42 No difference between this and black folks using the n-word.

If they didn't have double standards, they would have no standards at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2018 02:51 PM (7UW64)

43 If you want power, grab it. Ignore the clucking tongues.

Posted by: Weak Geek at July 17, 2018 02:52 PM (2vMG1)

44 21 They're also fat-shaming PDT.

I thought the NYT and their mouth-breathing followers were like totally against fat-shaming?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 02:49 PM (ptqGC)

+++

I am not up on the rules either. I don't know when it's done and when it is not done.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 17, 2018 02:52 PM (QUBWE)

45 Well, the NYT is full of fags...

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 17, 2018 02:52 PM (TN1P5)

46
Weiner laptop

Posted by: Sphynx at July 17, 2018 02:52 PM (rXie1)

47 Wife tells me Giada DeLaurentiis is getting a divorce

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 02:52 PM (pHfeF)

48 LOVE WINS
Posted by: garrett remembers 2 x 4 at July 17, 2018 02:49 PM (Y10fs)
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Which really meant: Love drives out its enemies before it and revels in the lamentations of its women.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:52 PM (vDqXW)

49 47 Wife tells me Giada DeLaurentiis is getting a divorce
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 02:52 PM (pHfeF)


Old news. Nice mouth too.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:53 PM (1AK1h)

50 Wife tells me Giada DeLaurentiis is getting a divorce

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 02:52 PM (pHfeF)


She's been divorced for a while now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 02:53 PM (ptqGC)

51 47 Wife tells me Giada DeLaurentiis is getting a divorce
-------------------
Doing that chick would be like fucking a grasshopper.

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 02:53 PM (2LelM)

52 Is same reason State make you repeat lies you know are lies.
You know who dictates reality. At same time you become ashamed for saying lies, and that you allow self to be forced to repeat them.
You become broken man.
Broken man easy to rule, da?

Posted by: Old Soviet Hand at July 17, 2018 02:53 PM (koNhm)

53 PDT needs to stop defending himself. Let the cucks and progs continue to clutch their pearls.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 02:54 PM (ptqGC)

54 AYFKM?

Can you imagine if they had a drawing of Obama kissing Hugo Chavez?

Or one of the Iranian Mullahs?

Posted by: IP Address in Senator Schumer DC Office at July 17, 2018 02:49 PM (ATVNj)

go whole hog

obama kissing muhammed (shit be upon him)

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 17, 2018 02:54 PM (8D42x)

55 19 LOVE WINS
Posted by: garrett remembers 2 x 4 at July 17, 2018 02:49 PM (Y10fs)

Sorry, but butt-fucking is not love by any definition of it that stands up to scrutiny.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2018 02:54 PM (7UW64)

56 Giardia is a terrible name for a woman.....

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 02:54 PM (DpEis)

57 >>Wife tells me Giada DeLaurentiis is getting a divorce


She was fucking Bobby Flay.

Sad.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 02:54 PM (btx9c)

58 Resistancehole is pretty good.

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:54 PM (7HtZB)

59 Ben Jealous another Dem economic genius:


Department of Legislative Services estimate of what it would cost to implement a Maryland single payer health care plan like the one Democrat Ben Jealous is proposing in this year's election. The grand total about $24 billion in new state spending, which is more than half of the entire existing state budget

The analysis, drafted by the state's Department of Legislative Services and released to The Baltimore Sun, said Maryland would have to levy a 10 percent payroll tax against every business and charge a $2,800 fee for every man, woman and child to pay for a new health care system in which doctors bill the state instead of private insurance companies.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2018 02:54 PM (Bdeb0)

60 51 47 Wife tells me Giada DeLaurentiis is getting a divorce
-------------------
Doing that chick would be like fucking a grasshopper.
Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 02:53 PM (2LelM)


*sound of David Carradine whipping head around*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:54 PM (1AK1h)

61 So- The NY Times fagged out?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 02:54 PM (VpIIl)

62 If it weren't for double-standards, the NYT would have no standards at all.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2018 02:54 PM (Evws/)

63 Finally, everyone agrees fags are queer and icky. Another win for Trump.

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 02:54 PM (2LelM)

64 I'm not watching the Trump thing... is it true he's apologizing for himself?

If true... terrible. Never, ever, do that, man!

They'll be screaming like crazy and demanding he grovel daily.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 02:55 PM (AzW6q)

65 go whole hog

obama kissing muhammed (shit be upon him)
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 17, 2018 02:54 PM (8D42x)

Before or after mo's head explodes?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2018 02:55 PM (7UW64)

66 Pride

and not Gay Pride.

The sin.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 02:55 PM (ZGpUp)

67 I thought the NYT and their mouth-breathing followers were like totally against fat-shaming? 
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 02:49 PM (ptqGC) 

If you're white, male, or straight, your crime is existing.

If Trump points out that he can taunt beauty pageant contestants, never mind hambeasts like Hillary Clinton and Donna Brazille, clear into an eating disorder, shut up racist.

Bonus points if he admits that he is fat, no one cares, check out my lady harem. Oh, and you will never have a man who loves you.

Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2018 02:55 PM (S6rSu)

68 >>Doing that chick would be like fucking a grasshopper


Grab this Pebble from my Snatch.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 02:55 PM (btx9c)

69 I have it on good authority that teh gheys are strong and heroic and deserving of our respect and admiration.

So this portrayal seems like a complement more than anything.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 17, 2018 02:55 PM (mk7Bj)

70 55 19 LOVE WINS
Posted by: garrett remembers 2 x 4 at July 17, 2018 02:49 PM (Y10fs)

Sorry, but butt-fucking is not love by any definition of it that stands up to scrutiny.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2018 02:54 PM (7UW64)


"Love Hurts..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:55 PM (1AK1h)

71 The NY Times report like a faggot and their shits all retarded.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 02:55 PM (9m1df)

72 Giardia is a terrible name for a woman.....

She's really refreshing but in a week or two you feel awful and have the trots really bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:55 PM (39g3+)

73 I am not up on the rules either. I don't know when it's done and when it is not done.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 17, 2018 02:52 PM


Not everyone can be in the Inner Party.

Posted by: Inner Party at July 17, 2018 02:56 PM (ctuyM)

74 Is same reason State make you repeat lies you know are lies.
You know who dictates reality. At same time you become ashamed for saying lies, and that you allow self to be forced to repeat them.
You become broken man.
Broken man easy to rule, da?

Posted by: Old Soviet Hand at July 17, 2018 02:53 PM (koNhm)
---
Exactly. Now say that the FBI is a summit competent bureau but we need Mueller to arrest people on crimes the FBI could arrest them for, because Mueller is investigating the *Trump* organization.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:56 PM (vDqXW)

75 The Left only believes in one freedom for itself -- and none for others: Freedom.From.Responsibility.

Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2018 02:56 PM (MDDmv)

76 These are the same people that think a Chic-Fil-A opening in Manhattan is a crime against humanity.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 02:56 PM (O5Q3r)

77 Remember when the New York Times was an actual newspaper for adults? Is it still considered the paper "of record" or has that concept gone with their credibility?

Posted by: itsacookbook at July 17, 2018 02:56 PM (yPxXc)

78 PDT is apologizing like Laura Ingraham?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 02:56 PM (r9UYA)

79
>>Wife tells me Giada DeLaurentiis is getting a divorce

She was fucking Bobby Flay.

Sad.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 02:54 PM (btx9c)
----------------------------------

And Bobby was cheating on his second (or third?) wife, actress Stephanie March, when he was shtupping Giada.


Giada and Flay are both narcissists. Made for each other.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 02:56 PM (ptqGC)

80 Oh the final settlement of Giada came out, she is having to pay up

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 02:56 PM (pHfeF)

81 I'd rather Trump never apologized, but I can live with this once because what he said was kinda dumb.

And because he never apologizes this does kinda disarm the freakout a bit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:56 PM (39g3+)

82 66 Pride

and not Gay Pride.

The sin.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 02:55 PM (ZGpUp)

What, precisely, are gays supposed to be proud of?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2018 02:56 PM (7UW64)

83 WHITE RABBIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0

Posted by: JEFFERSON AIRPLANE at July 17, 2018 02:56 PM (btx9c)

84 archaeology news here. medical papyrus found in University of Basel [switzerland] on "hysterical apnea". the famous medical scientist Galen thought it was caused by "hysterical suffocation", meaning not enough dick.

there you go, ladies; the science is settled.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2018 02:56 PM (A0EjZ)

85 What ever happened to

HATE HAS NO HOME HERE

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 02:57 PM (HhAsk)

86 76 These are the same people that think a Chic-Fil-A opening in Manhattan is a crime against humanity.
Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 02:56 PM (O5Q3r)

A tasty, affordable crime against humanity

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:57 PM (7HtZB)

87 I shouldn't hate anything as much as I hate the media.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 17, 2018 02:57 PM (nBr1j)

88 Giardia is a terrible name for a woman.....

-
Goczilla and Rodan's daughter?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 02:57 PM (+y/Ru)

89 So- The NY Times fagged out?


Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 02:54 PM (VpIIl)

and their shits all retarded.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 17, 2018 02:57 PM (8D42x)

90 And because he never apologizes this does kinda disarm the freakout a bit.

-------

Absolutely not. This will make it a hundred times worse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 02:57 PM (AzW6q)

91 If leftists didn't have double standards, they'd have no standards at all.

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2018 02:57 PM (xjiRE)

92 So- if I show the Democrats Donkey sodomizing "Democracy" in a cartoon and giving it an STD, we should be OK- right? Right?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 02:58 PM (VpIIl)

93 I think today is another day in which we all have to just sit back and appreciate the lunacy of the left.

I think decades of anti-news from their media networks have left them unable to even think, let alone appreciate nuance.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 17, 2018 02:58 PM (GV6hq)

94 go whole hog

obama kissing muhammed (shit be upon him)
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 17, 2018 02:54 PM (8D42x)

Before or after mo's head explodes?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2018 02:55 PM (7UW64)

if we were lucky, while it is exploding.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 17, 2018 02:58 PM (8D42x)

95 OMG!!!! It is a picture of trump in the Oval Office actively colluding with a known Russian spy!!!1111$&&;&;&:&3$!,&

Angry face X 30,000 Retweet x 1,000,000

Oh, wait, that is just an NSC staffer, my bad.

Angry face x0 retweet x 5

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2018 02:58 PM (DoUAt)

96 81 I'd rather Trump never apologized, but I can live with this once because what he said was kinda dumb.

And because he never apologizes this does kinda disarm the freakout a bit.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:56 PM (39g3+)

I haven't seen the apology or clarification or whatever, but the internal polling must have been pretty bad for Trump to have to say something about it.

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:58 PM (7HtZB)

97 Trump doing a clean up in isle five. Taking care of business.

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2018 02:58 PM (G0vdT)

98 Remember when the New York Times was an actual newspaper for adults?

Yeah this is beneath the dignity of the Topeka Corn Report, let alone the New York Times. It just makes me shake my head, its like seeing James Bond eating a hotdog with ketchup on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:58 PM (39g3+)

99 Yeah I screwed up the quote . Should be fag. Even I've been programmed to feel that faggot is worse than fag.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 02:58 PM (9m1df)

100 They want you to know who's in charge, and who you must bow to, and this
sort of blatant, not-even-hiding-it demonstration of their power to
unilaterally print up entire tomes of new rules and also unilaterally
suspend operation of those rules when they choose is nothing if not a
reminder of who is the ruler, and who is the ruled.


This is why I cringe everytime I hear/read an anti-leftie start a sentence with:

"If Obama/Hillary/ (insert demunist here) had done this..."

Because the commiecrat industrial complex gets off on our weak ineffective complaints.

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 02:59 PM (DJFLF)

101 I just want the rainbow back.
The rainbow was meant to be a sign of God's promise. The gays corrupted it into a sodomy road-post.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 02:59 PM (VpIIl)

102 CNN has a staffer rapidly spinning every damned thing PDT is saying. Same thing at MSLSD.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 02:59 PM (ptqGC)

103 I'm confused. Is it OK to tell jokes about Charles Blow stealing stuff?

Posted by: Furious George at July 17, 2018 02:59 PM (9vQJW)

104 I haven't seen the apology or clarification or whatever, but the internal polling must have been pretty bad for Trump to have to say something about it.
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:58 PM (7HtZB)

-------

Could've waited a week, and it would be gone. Own-goal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 02:59 PM (AzW6q)

105 "clean up on isle five"

which one is the Hawaiian court in?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2018 03:00 PM (A0EjZ)

106 "It's a demonstration of how much power they have, and maybe more importantly, how much power you don't have"

good point, we don't have this power, and this power is granted to them by us and our cuck party.

It's to me, similar to the question of why thought criminals...say Papa Johns...resign at the first sign of a left wing character assassination attempt.

Trump...to his credit...has experienced character attacks like this since 2015 and has not pre-preemptively resigned.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 17, 2018 03:00 PM (GV6hq)

107 the left demands Trump not insult our IC while in foreign lands
yet they constantly bash him here AND abroad with fake news and malicious personal nastiness. There is no limit to their treason talk, worst president ever, must be impeached now, has no right to appoint justices or talk to foreign leaders, he assaulted women, racist, Russian stooge ... constant lies and hate. This is CNN (and the rest)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2018 03:00 PM (bT8Z4)

108 >>The rainbow was meant to be a sign of God's promise.


First time I have ever heard that.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 03:00 PM (btx9c)

109 Office lefties are bouncing off the walls. Did you hear that? He said he misspoke!!! You'd think he announced his resignation

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2018 03:00 PM (OLCnA)

110 Is the New York Times enjoying a quick fagburn today?

Posted by: Random British soldier at July 17, 2018 03:00 PM (37IEG)

111 I passed a park near City Hall in NYC today with signs up as part of some kind of semi permanent demonstration reading "No Walls, No Racist borders"

Add "border" to new words considered racist. My blood is boiling.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 17, 2018 03:00 PM (koNhm)

112 I called out a journalist at World Affairs Journal for queerbaiting after using an image of Trump/Putin kissing. She changed the image without acknowledging the moral and ethical TRANSgression.

Posted by: 13times at July 17, 2018 03:00 PM (K3B2k)

113 Remember when the New York Times was an actual newspaper for adults? Is it still considered the paper "of record" or has that concept gone with their credibility?
Posted by: itsacookbook at July 17, 2018 02:56 PM (yPxXc)

Yes. The Times sets the tone--and the table-- for the rest of the media. There are people for whom this rag is The Bible. If something's not reported by The Times , it didn't happen.
This is the major problem with it.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 03:00 PM (y8Foj)

114 99 Yeah I screwed up the quote . Should be fag. Even I've been programmed to feel that faggot is worse than fag.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 02:58 PM (9m1df)

A difference without distinction.

If you identify yourself by where you put your dick, and it isn't in your pants or your wife, there are bound to be issues.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2018 03:00 PM (7UW64)

115 also, the resistancehole is pretty great. Content challenged but what can you do.

see they also do a Patriothole to show what they think we think.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 17, 2018 03:00 PM (GV6hq)

116 85 What ever happened to

HATE HAS NO HOME HERE
Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 02:57 PM (HhAsk)

+++

Codicils, and plenty of them.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 17, 2018 03:00 PM (QUBWE)

117 Tell Vlad I'll be more flaccid after the erection.

Posted by: Hussein Soetoro, BA, JD, C-in-C, BFD at July 17, 2018 03:01 PM (llgJh)

118 We Trump supporters are not fazed by any of this Media warfare.... it's war, and psyops is part of war....

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 03:01 PM (DpEis)

119 And because he never apologizes this does kinda disarm the freakout a bit.

-------

Absolutely not. This will make it a hundred times worse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
======
IT would be a terrible mistake.

It would validate their claims of treason - by seemingly acquiescing to the charge.

It will erode his support.

Oh such interesting times.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 03:01 PM (HhAsk)

120 Some days.

Some days you are disappointed.

That opportunity came up that seemed to be really perfect, you had the right people in your corner, and then it crashes and burns.

And you know that everything is according to God's plan. That you are meant to do something else.

Somehow the disappointment is part of that plan, too, and that is hard to reconcile.

Don't worry, I just needed to get that out.

Carry on.



Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 03:01 PM (Z5y53)

121 Gotta say, "When I said I see no reason why it would be Russia I meant to say wouldn't. Sort of a double negative thing", is weak.

There's no double negative and he's had a day to get better advice.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 03:01 PM (fuK7c)

122 Okay now that everyone agrees that Russia meddled can these intelligence agencies and outrage politicians please specifically tell us what meddling they did. I don't need the same old generalities they've been feeding us.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 03:01 PM (9m1df)

123 It's going to be an early night...

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 03:01 PM (LiyEm)

124 "First time I have ever heard that.Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 03:00 PM (btx9c)
"
Genesis 9:13

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 03:01 PM (VpIIl)

125
Office lefties are bouncing off the walls. Did you hear that? He said he misspoke!!! You'd think he announced his resignation

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2018 03:00 PM (OLCnA)


*shoves smoke grenade and a couple of flash bangs thru port* Use them wisely.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 03:01 PM (ptqGC)

126 Not only is it stupid ( Trump gay??-SERIOUSLY?!! I don't know about Putin but I don't think so.) but it's poorly drawn and poorly colored. A teenager who had some artistic talent would do a much better job.

Sounds like a fantasy. Do they want to have sex with Alpha Trump and Vlad?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 03:01 PM (AllCR)

127 garrett, it's in Bereshith after the scene with the big boat.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2018 03:01 PM (A0EjZ)

128 @111
And, add "country" to words now Officially Racist (TM).

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 17, 2018 03:01 PM (koNhm)

129 109
Office lefties are bouncing off the walls. Did you hear that? He said he misspoke!!! You'd think he announced his resignation

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2018 03:00 PM (OLCnA)

lol
I can just imagine.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 17, 2018 03:01 PM (5jVnA)

130 Wife tells me Giada DeLaurentiis is getting a divorce
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 02:52 PM (pHfeF))

Again? I thought she divorced her husband about five years ago?

Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2018 03:02 PM (K8r57)

131 I have to wonder what Putin's reaction will be. Could be 'interesting' for the cartoonist. And, maybe, final.

Posted by: JTB at July 17, 2018 03:02 PM (V+03K)

132 "And, add "country" to words now Officially Racist (TM)."

yeah, this weird idea that nations were always racially homogenous...oh no...you need your daily ration of somlis and mexicans to be diverse.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 17, 2018 03:02 PM (GV6hq)

133 I haven't seen the apology or clarification or whatever, but the internal polling must have been pretty bad for Trump to have to say something about it.
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:58 PM (7HtZB)

Maybe. But it could just be like the family separation thing. Get it off the front page and give Recucklicans cover.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 03:02 PM (y8Foj)

134 Outrage Brigade just showed that it CAN even be done to Trump.

You just need more Cucks involved... like Ryan and duh Turtle.

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 03:02 PM (NgKpN)

135 Sorry, but butt-fucking is not love by any definition of it that stands up to scrutiny.
=========

You're not doing it right.

Posted by: Shep! at July 17, 2018 03:02 PM (vg8iE)

136 Putin has a mish? Do the Russians know?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 17, 2018 03:03 PM (37IEG)

137 The gays corrupted it into a sodomy road-post.

Like they ruined the word "gay"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 03:03 PM (39g3+)

138 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE OBAMA IS GAY WHILE TRUMP IS LIKE, YOU KNOW, THE MOST HETERO DUDE ON THE PLANET

Posted by: Ben Rothleeeeeeesburger at July 17, 2018 03:03 PM (Co9e8)

139 Office lefties are bouncing off the walls. Did you hear that? He said he misspoke!!! You'd think he announced his resignation

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2018 03:00 PM (OLCnA)

--------

They're excited because they've gotten him to bend knee.

They're right to be excited.

Now the demands will never end.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 03:03 PM (AzW6q)

140 I read in some rag at my hair salon that Giada was also fooling around with Matt Lauer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 03:03 PM (ptqGC)

141 My obligatory statement:

I blame Jeff Sessions and the GOP for PDT having to apologize.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 03:03 PM (r9UYA)

142 >The rainbow was meant to be a sign of God's promise.


First time I have ever heard that.
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 03:00 PM (btx9c)

Promise made after the flood.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 03:03 PM (9m1df)

143 "clean up on isle five"

which one is the Hawaiian court in?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2018 03:00 PM (A0EjZ)

Oahu.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge on Ninth Circus Kangaroo Kourt of App-Eels at July 17, 2018 03:03 PM (j6XEO)

144 Except I know those asshole don't have any power over me. As far as I'm concerned those pieces of shit don't even exist. Fuck them.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 03:04 PM (jjaLl)

145 Alan-a-dale has no faggot for burning.

Posted by: Sir Walter Scott at July 17, 2018 03:04 PM (vDqXW)

146 Now the demands will never end.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 03:03 PM (AzW6q)

There.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 17, 2018 03:04 PM (5jVnA)

147 >> I read in some rag at my hair salon that Giada was also fooling around with Matt Lauer.


She obviously likes the douchbags.

Which means I might have a chance!

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 03:04 PM (btx9c)

148 Trump said:

just wanted to clear up

I have the strongest respect for our intelligence agencies

run by my people

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 17, 2018 03:04 PM (y3aQB)

149 Trump said he misspoke..... and ????.... what??

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 03:04 PM (DpEis)

150 Also, Trump didn't apologize: He 'clarified'


verbs mean things........

Posted by: Animal Mother at July 17, 2018 03:04 PM (Co9e8)

151 I just looked at the vid. Looking at it objectively, as an artist, I thought the artwork and animation was good up until the protracted joining of the tongues. That went on way too long. And also skeeved me, even if it were a hetero joining of the tongues, it just looked reptilian. To coin word, lol.




Anyhoo, observing it as a person who is aware of current political tendencies...the #walkaway movement just got a couple thousand new members.




(FFS Deep State Media, could you even BUY a clue about what zeitgeist the Fourth Turning is producing???)


Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 03:04 PM (DJFLF)

152 fuck, trump apologized? this is why we can't have nice things.

stop letting the cuckstream media drive our policies. That was what we wanted trump for.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 17, 2018 03:05 PM (GV6hq)

153 "Like they ruined the word "gay"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 03:03 PM (39g3+)"Precisely.Some of the old timers I used to speak with always talked about the "gay" times they had in the 20's 30's an 40's. Most of them are gone now, but I am certain they were not talking about the urban dictionary version.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 03:05 PM (VpIIl)

154 I read in some rag at my hair salon that Giada was also fooling around with Matt Lauer.

You misspelled "was raped by" in a room with a special locking door

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 03:05 PM (39g3+)

155 Oi...Trump needs to move on from this 2016 election meddling. It's 2018 now; just make sure election integrity is maintained for mid terms and get on w. the agenda.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 03:05 PM (a0IVu)

156 >>Promise made after the flood.


I thought that was the Swallow carrying a coconut?

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 03:05 PM (btx9c)

157 Years ago Putin pinched a little boy's nipple while working a crowd at some meet and greet. Is that a Russian thing?

Posted by: 13times at July 17, 2018 03:05 PM (K3B2k)

158 Could've waited a week, and it would be gone. Own-goal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 02:59 PM (AzW6q)



Maybe, but even this will be gone in that same week, so......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 03:05 PM (jjaLl)

159

While hunting for the elusive Planet X, astronomers have discovered 12 additional moons around Jupiter, bringing the grand total of the planet's known satellites up to a whopping 79.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 03:05 PM (IqV8l)

160 Much ado about nothing..

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 03:05 PM (DpEis)

161 FaggityFaggityFaggity

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 17, 2018 03:05 PM (xBSm0)

162 "I have the strongest respect for our intelligence agencies"

I'm sorry, sir, but Crowdstrike is our intelligence community and they are HURT by your actions and words. resign.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 17, 2018 03:05 PM (GV6hq)

163 108 >>The rainbow was meant to be a sign of God's promise.


First time I have ever heard that.
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 03:00 PM (btx9c)

" And God Said, "This is the sign of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for all future generations: I set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be a sign of the covenant between me and the earth. When I bring clouds over the earth and the bow is seen in the clouds, I will remember my covenant which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall never again become a flood to destroy all flesh." Genesis 9:12-15

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2018 03:06 PM (7UW64)

164 Also, Trump didn't apologize: He 'clarified'

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Well, I hope so... I'm uploading a shit-ton of video, and can't watch this, so I'm depending on you guys to tell me about it

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 03:06 PM (AzW6q)

165 143 "clean up on isle five"

which one is the Hawaiian court in?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2018 03:00 PM (A0EjZ)

Oahu.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge on Ninth Circus Kangaroo Kourt of App-Eels at July 17, 2018 03:03 PM (j6XEO)
------

Dang, I thought that would sneak by. Nope.

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2018 03:06 PM (G0vdT)

166 One has to respect the seriousness of the NYT. What a seriously smart news source. No wonder all the seriously smart people read the NYT. It's a serious news source for seriously smart people. So serious, like really serious.

Posted by: SeriousSmartPerson at July 17, 2018 03:06 PM (0dmP2)

167 147
>> I read in some rag at my hair salon that Giada was also fooling around with Matt Lauer.





She obviously likes the douchbags.



Which means I might have a chance!

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 03:04 PM (btx9c)

You'd think with biscuits like that she would be able to score some quality sausage.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 17, 2018 03:06 PM (5jVnA)

168 141 My obligatory statement:

I blame Jeff Sessions and the GOP for PDT having to apologize.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 03:03 PM (r9UYA)

Yup, the GOPe rush to the microphone for showing they are outrageously outraged...

Ryan, McConnel, and just about every talking head...


All they had to do was remain silent, and it would have quickly turned into a nothing burger...

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 03:06 PM (NgKpN)

169
I thought that was the Swallow carrying a coconut?

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 03:05 PM (btx9c)

Two...African ones, on a string.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 17, 2018 03:06 PM (37IEG)

170 Tell VladI'll be more flexible after the election...
Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 02:48 PM (LiyEm)

...so he may want to get me now while I'm good 'n hard.


Posted by: Average Guy, Super-Elite Deplorable Bitter Clinger at July 17, 2018 03:06 PM (LMcFk)

171 I really like the way that Putin is handling the US economy. Unemployment is at an all-time low, tax revenues at an all-time high, oil production is booming, stock market's doing great, manufacturing is being revived, and consumer confidence is sky-high. Thank you, Vlad! Enacting all these policies through your puppet Donald Trump was also a genius maneuver!

Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2018 03:06 PM (c+2jX)

172 There's a red carpet show for the fucking All Star Game now? Jeesuz Fuckin Christ!

Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 03:07 PM (O5Q3r)

173 While hunting for the elusive Planet X, astronomers have discovered 12 additional moons around Jupiter, bringing the grand total of the planet's known satellites up to a whopping 79.
=====
Those are moons.

Invasion fleet.

Posted by: Han Solo at July 17, 2018 03:07 PM (wV8rw)

174 I thought that was the Swallow carrying a coconut?
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 03:05 PM (btx9c

Never took you as a fan of British humor.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 03:07 PM (9m1df)

175 "I have the strongest respect for our intelligence agencies"

I'm sorry, sir, but Crowdstrike is our intelligence community and they are HURT by your actions and words. resign.

----

also, crowdstrike requests you ignore the whole FISA warrants thing and the use of federal intel community to spy on trump. and the whole illegals voting. and whatever the hell happened with obama giving Iran nukes and cash. or the reset button and uranium one.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 17, 2018 03:07 PM (GV6hq)

176 82>>>

The wonderful taste of human feces.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 03:07 PM (Nbxa4)

177 PDT basically said (paraphrasing), "I come back home and said, 'what is everyone screaming about?'. I decided to look at the transcript. I said 'would' instead of 'wouldn't'.

Then he gave a backhand to the press about their coverage.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2018 03:07 PM (8iiMU)

178
My homo erotic cartoons are free speech, your homo erotic cartoons are hate.

Posted by: The Old Gay Lady at July 17, 2018 03:07 PM (10vO4)

179 Who's thought about Pamela lately ?? nobody.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at July 17, 2018 03:07 PM (nQHw/)

180 While hunting for the elusive Planet X, astronomers
have discovered 12 additional moons around Jupiter, bringing the grand
total of the planet's known satellites up to a whopping 79.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 03:05 PM (IqV8l)

Wait'll they get a load of Uranus!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 17, 2018 03:07 PM (5jVnA)

181 Damon it garrett, to be effective antiSemites we need to know this!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2018 03:07 PM (A0EjZ)

182 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 03:03 PM (39g3+)"Precisely.Some of the old timers I used to speak with always talked about the "gay" times they had in the 20's 30's an 40's. Most of them are gone now, but I am certain they were not talking about the urban dictionary version.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 03:05 PM (VpIIl)

Didn't The Flinstones have a gay old time?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 17, 2018 03:07 PM (nBr1j)

183 "Yup, the GOPe rush to the microphone for showing they are outrageously outraged...

Ryan, McConnel, and just about every talking head... "

so many cucks...at least count to ten before jumping on the latest liberal insane spin.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 17, 2018 03:07 PM (GV6hq)

184 Years ago Putin pinched a little boy's nipple while working a crowd at some meet and greet. Is that a Russian thing?

Posted by: 13times at July 17, 2018 03:05 PM (K3B2k)


That's a Harry Reid move.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 03:08 PM (ptqGC)

185 Yahoo has the story and 100% of the comments are along the lines of , "Whatever. Trump 2020"

It's annoying he has to clarify his statements, but this won't hurt him with the base and it gives the cucks cover...

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 03:08 PM (y8Foj)

186 I thought that was the Swallow carrying a coconut
======
African or European?

I mean was it fully laden or what?

Posted by: Han Solo at July 17, 2018 03:08 PM (CtYiU)

187 This is the most entertaining POTUS ever.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at July 17, 2018 03:08 PM (txw6d)

188 NETFLIX Announces Series About 12-Year-Old Boy Reincarnated as Jesus...

-
I'm sure this'll be good.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 03:08 PM (+y/Ru)

189 I have to wonder what Putin's reaction will be. Could be 'interesting' for the cartoonist. And, maybe, final.

Posted by: JTB at July 17, 2018 03:02 PM (V+03K)

you know, I'm not exactly supportive of that method, but I'm really starting to understand it...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 17, 2018 03:08 PM (8D42x)

190 I would say that this is proof that they know most people find this behavior gross.

Posted by: nip at July 17, 2018 03:08 PM (ECLaL)

191 Also, Trump didn't apologize: He 'clarified'


His clarification is bullshit.

He says I said would instead of wouldn't. I don't see any reason it would be Russia.

That was said in a context. He had said DNI Coates said it was Russia, but Putin says it wasn't and I don't see any reason it would be Russia.

Walking it back by saying I misspoke utterly denies the context and the words he actually spoke with Putin sitting next to him.

This may be the lamest moment of the Trump.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 03:09 PM (fuK7c)

192 as for the additional "moons" I don't know if tiny ugly space rocks deserve the same status as, say, Ganymede.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2018 03:09 PM (A0EjZ)

193 Wait. Matt Lauer pinched Giada's nipples= or did I mix that up?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 03:09 PM (VpIIl)

194 As for the cartoon, this is the NYT playing Jon Stewart: Clown nose on. Clown nose off.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 17, 2018 03:09 PM (q1VoB)

195 NETFLIX Announces Series About 12-Year-Old Boy Reincarnated as Jesus...


Sounds like a Barack Obama project. And the little boy grows up to be.....him!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 03:09 PM (ptqGC)

196 Netflix shares were down after subscriber numbers unexpectedly dropped

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at July 17, 2018 03:09 PM (sp0Ab)

197 On Giada's "Cooking with Cleavage" show, they went from prepping her to always keep smiling, to remembering to clean the cum off her chin before each episode.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2018 03:09 PM (7n4KQ)

198 you know, I'm not exactly supportive of that method, but I'm really starting to understand it...
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 17, 2018 03:08 PM (8D42x)

-------

Way ahead of you. If journalists started vanishing, I'd have nary a word to say about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 03:10 PM (AzW6q)

199 My homo erotic cartoons are free speech, your homo erotic cartoons are hate.
Posted by: The Old Gay Lady at July 17, 2018 03:07 PM (10vO4)

She's back in the spank bank after getting rid of the hepatitis. First National MILF

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 03:10 PM (9m1df)

200 Like the sixth time today I typed something and it turned out to be that what I actually typed wasn't what I thought I typed.

womp womp

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 03:10 PM (0NkfF)

201 Beautiful melons on Giada.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2018 03:10 PM (BX5wZ)

202 >reincarnated
>Jesus

so much retard.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2018 03:10 PM (A0EjZ)

203 Trump sounds just as confident as always, this whole thing is yet another big pile of leftist shrieking ....... I now officially couldn't care less.


NEXT!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 03:11 PM (jjaLl)

204 Yup, the GOPe rush to the microphone for showing they are outrageously outraged...
========

Just imagine if they were as outraged when an American citizen is murdered or raped by an illegal alien.

They can all fuck off to hell.

I am so sick and tired of these games. And that's all they are - games. They think it's cute to sit up on Capitol Hill and dream up new and interesting ways to torment us.

But don't dare insult them! Oh, hell no!

I wish nothing but the absolute worst on them.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 03:11 PM (vg8iE)

205 I think probably Trump needed to do something publicly because of Dan Coats, the DNI.

I thought Trump looked tired and a bit behind the ball yesterday during the Trump/Putin press conference, but it's always hard to tell as Trump is not at all his animated self when forced to read from a script.

Whatever, it'll take me half a dozen websites and pundits before I have even a semblance of what he actually said this afternoon.

And to the person upthread who is commenting about the lefties in his office rejoicing over misspoke....how do people at work have the ability to be watching press conferences, etc. I mean, aren't they working?

Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2018 03:11 PM (K8r57)

206 All in all, that cartoon is really killer, to boot. Not.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 17, 2018 03:11 PM (QUBWE)

207 Wait'll they get a load of Uranus!
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner

Land of the Klingons

Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2018 03:11 PM (Bdeb0)

208 Nazis in their 90s: Germany intensifies hunt for war criminals...

-
A little slow out of the gate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 03:11 PM (+y/Ru)

209 188 NETFLIX Announces Series About 12-Year-Old Boy Reincarnated as Jesus...

-
I'm sure this'll be good.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


CORPORATION announces ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCT.

Audience reaction: (Camera pans to audience. All the seats are empty; some have spider webs. A cricket can be heard in the background.)

Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2018 03:11 PM (c+2jX)

210 Beautiful melons on Giada.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2018 03:10 PM (BX5wZ)
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They're fantastic. Among my all-time faves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 03:11 PM (AzW6q)

211 Remember the "Gay 90's?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 03:11 PM (IqV8l)

212 I know someone who knows someone who works for Giada and the word is she likes to "burn coal." And I'm not talking about in preparation for cooking....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 03:11 PM (y8Foj)

213 201 Beautiful melons on Giada.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2018 03:10 PM (BX5wZ)

Half off on Prime Day for the Giada Melon Baller

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2018 03:11 PM (7n4KQ)

214 This may be the lamest moment of the Trump.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 03:09 PM (fuK7c)
The whole thing is kind of lame, tbh. But I supposed he got pressured into giving some sort of clarification by his closest aides.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 03:11 PM (a0IVu)

215 Gotta say, "When I said I see no reason why it would be Russia I meant to say wouldn't. Sort of a double negative thing", is weak.

There's no double negative and he's had a day to get better advice.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 03:01 PM


Transcript:

"With that being said, all I can do is ask the question. My people came to me, Dan Coates came to me and some others, they said they think it’s Russia. I have President Putin; he just said it’s not Russia.

I will say this: I don’t see any reason why it would be. But I really do want to see the server."


http://time.com/5339848/donald-trump-vladimir-putin-summit-transcript/

/ No dog in the fight, just presentin' the record

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 17, 2018 03:11 PM (LOgQ4)

216 195 NETFLIX Announces Series About 12-Year-Old Boy Reincarnated as Jesus...


Sounds like a Barack Obama project. And the little boy grows up to be.....him!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 03:09 PM (ptqGC)


OK... history... when Obama started, the Dems were strong... held both the House and the Senate, and did OK in many States.


Obama in office for 8 years, and they lost the House, Senate, Presidency, and lot of State Offices...


So everything he touches gets worse...


Now, he and his are involved with Netflix... and...

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 03:12 PM (NgKpN)

217 That's a doosie.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 17, 2018 03:12 PM (ymnmz)

218 Giada has a sister who is way prettier. Doesn't have the yuge teefs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 03:12 PM (ptqGC)

219 Donks don't think third time's the charm for Hillz.

POLL: 73% of Dems Want Fresh Face In 2020...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 03:12 PM (+y/Ru)

220 That was said in a context. He had said DNI Coates said it was Russia, but Putin says it wasn't and I don't see any reason it would be Russia.

Walking it back by saying I misspoke utterly denies the context and the words he actually spoke with Putin sitting next to him.

This may be the lamest moment of the Trump.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 03:09 PM (fuK7c)


Yes, read the context. He didn't say that he believed Putin over the IC. He never said that.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 03:12 PM (Z5y53)

221 Remember the "Gay 90's?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 03:11 PM (IqV8l)

Yes.

Posted by: SHEP at July 17, 2018 03:12 PM (j6XEO)

222 197
On Giada's "Cooking with Cleavage" show, they went from prepping her to
always keep smiling, to remembering to clean the cum off her chin before
each episode.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2018 03:09 PM (7n4KQ)

Is this the Giada with the pencil neck?
Mrs. DIG says they never show her eating her food. The camera cuts away just as she puts the food near her lips.
And apparently she doesn't swallow, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2018 03:13 PM (8iiMU)

223 Netflix has decided to go full libtard

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2018 03:13 PM (OLCnA)

224 I've long been puzzled by how the left will say "homosexuality is at worst a harmless variation and really ought to be celebrated and homosexuals do no wrong and are super nice and stylish!"

Then out of the other side of their mouth continually call anyone they dislike a fag, as a disparagement. I mean I get it, they mean it as one of those "you'll hate being called this so I'll do it because it hurts you" things but in the end, they just look two faced in public.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 03:13 PM (39g3+)

225
This may be the lamest moment of the Trump.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 03:09 PM (fuK7c)


nope



Posted by: Animal Mother at July 17, 2018 03:13 PM (Co9e8)

226 Giada's funbags are reincarnated?

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 17, 2018 03:13 PM (xBSm0)

227 180
While hunting for the elusive Planet X, astronomers

have discovered 12 additional moons around Jupiter, bringing the grand

total of the planet's known satellites up to a whopping 79.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 03:05 PM (IqV8l)

My family expands...

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 03:13 PM (DJFLF)

228 Eloisa's pretty toothsome, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 03:13 PM (AzW6q)

229 188
NETFLIX Announces Series About 12-Year-Old Boy Reincarnated as Jesus...



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I'm sure this'll be good.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 03:08 PM (+y/Ru)

And clearly, they don't understand re-incarnation, or EnglishUnless the 12 year old was born during the time of Tiberius Caeser, which, uh, would make him, uh, THE Jesus Christ, not a re-incarnation.
Otherwise that would correctly be stated as Christ is re-incarnated as a 12 year old boy. Which also doesn't work exactly as it should, but then again hey, He's God, if He wants to be 12 when He returns, I'm not going to have much to say about it.
I liked it when English was actually a language with rules and not just WTF people who obviously got lousy educations decide to say.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 17, 2018 03:14 PM (37IEG)

230 NETFLIX Announces Series About 12-Year-Old Boy Reincarnated as Jesus...

Dalai Lama hardest hit.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 17, 2018 03:14 PM (3C9q2)

231 Houston was awarded another Final Four yesterday. And we still have our bathroom laws the keep men out of women's restrooms.

How'd that happen?

Posted by: DanMan at July 17, 2018 03:14 PM (QMG5F)

232 So, any MSM coverage on Obama hangin' and sucking up to the racist, genocidal regime in South Africa today?

Posted by: Ripley at July 17, 2018 03:14 PM (MxEKc)

233 This thread is muy confusing. A third talking about gay culture, a third talking about Giada's boobs and a third talking about Trump's 'clarification'.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 03:14 PM (a0IVu)

234 I mean, aren't they working?

Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2018 03:11 PM (K8r57)

That's why they work two jobs, because they don't make enough at the first job.

Posted by: Democratic Wondertits, Occassional Cortex at July 17, 2018 03:14 PM (5jVnA)

235 Mecha Hillary to get new face plate:
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POLL: 73% of Dems Want Fresh Face In 2020...

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 03:14 PM (vDqXW)

236 / No dog in the fight, just presentin' the record


I appreciate that. I don't think the verbatim is at odds with my paraphrase.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 03:14 PM (fuK7c)

237 160 Much ado about nothing..
Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 03:05 PM (DpEis)



Yup.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 03:14 PM (+lOpA)

238 Putin had Alexander Litvinenko killed in London because he publicly said Putin had homosexual relationships with boys. If I were the NYT I'd tread loafer lightly on the "Ha ha, Putin's a fag" jokes. Really it should be Harry Reid up there with Putin.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2018 03:15 PM (2NqXo)

239 if he apologized, i missed it.
he said he has confidence in HIS people.
emphasis on HIS.

Posted by: concrete girl at July 17, 2018 03:15 PM (BVthB)

240 He didn't say that he believed Putin over the IC. He never said that.

"With that being said, all I can do is ask the question. My people came to me, Dan Coates came to me and some others, they said they think it's Russia. I have President Putin; he just said it's not Russia.

I will say this: I don't see any reason why it would be. But I really do want to see the server."

Sure reads like "I talked to Putin and he said its not Russia, I believe him" to me. Its a dumb statement, why the hell would they NOT hack American computers?

But if he meant to say "wouldn't" then that makes more sense of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 03:15 PM (39g3+)

241 188 NETFLIX Announces Series About 12-Year-Old Boy Reincarnated as Jesus...

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I'm sure this'll be good.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 03:08 PM (+y/Ru)

---

Mocha Messiah has his fingers in this...

Another FU to christians, especially with Netflix coming under attack from various christian orgs.

Between this and folks taking the Lord's name in vain, think I'm gonna go decompress.

Posted by: SMH at July 17, 2018 03:15 PM (Iik29)

242 Let me clarify that Giada's boobs are not gay.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 03:15 PM (+lOpA)

243 This thread is muy confusing. A third talking about gay culture, a third talking about Giada's boobs and a third talking about Trump's 'clarification'.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 03:14 PM (a0IVu)


THEY ARE ALL THE SAME THING.

If you can't see it, well, I am not going to explain it to you.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 03:15 PM (Z5y53)

244 # 232. Yes all positive and gleeful that he took a "veiled shot" at Trump

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2018 03:16 PM (OLCnA)

245 233
This thread is muy confusing. A third talking about gay culture, a third
talking about Giada's boobs and a third talking about Trump's
'clarification'.


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 03:14 PM (a0IVu)
Well, the consensus could be swung to the boobs majority if we steer it in that direction.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 17, 2018 03:16 PM (37IEG)

246 This may be the lamest moment of the Trump.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 03:09 PM (fuK7c)

Maybe but joining his and our enemies to pile on is even more lame. Not directing that comment at you.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 03:16 PM (9m1df)

247 I didn't hear anything that sounded like an apology.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 03:16 PM (+lOpA)

248 233 This thread is muy confusing. A third talking about gay culture, a third talking about Giada's boobs and a third talking about Trump's 'clarification'.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite

A day that ends in "y".

Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2018 03:16 PM (Bdeb0)

249 Who gives a fig if Trump misspoke or didn't. The intelligence agencies don't get things right quite often. They aren't infallible and often are a running joke with INTEL users.
Don't believe me? I'll take you over to to Plot 60 in Arlington and show you a few men who died in OIF because there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 03:16 PM (VpIIl)

250 Grab this Pebble from my Snatch.
-----
,Asshopper.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2018 03:16 PM (Evws/)

251 Is that Bill Plympton's animation? Sniff! Another hero of my youth, destroyed by Trump Derangement Syndrome! WHEN WILL IT ALL END?

Seriously, I used be a big animation fan.

Oh, well, at least Mike Judge seems to have kept his sanity.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 17, 2018 03:16 PM (dJCXz)

252 I think a majority of people would agree that I'm a boob

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 03:16 PM (39g3+)

253 Is this the Giada with the pencil neck?
Mrs. DIG says they never show her eating her food. The camera cuts away just as she puts the food near her lips.
And apparently she doesn't swallow, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2018 03:13 PM (8iiMU)

Does that mean she fakes her foodgasms?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 17, 2018 03:17 PM (nBr1j)

254 So I saw this bizarre thing from Arnold Schwarzenegger where he comes out as some deranged old geezer ranting about the president's noodle.


I didn't know Arnie had come out of the closet.

Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2018 03:17 PM (2Mnv1)

255 A good number of leftists are leftists because they have double standards. These are the foundation of leftism, not just feature or bug.

Posted by: ro-man at July 17, 2018 03:17 PM (RuIsu)

256
Is atc around? Yesterday she asked for an objective summary of the Trump/Putin presser. Link goes to Angelo Codevilla article.

https://tinyurl.com/y9y9vkfu

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 03:17 PM (DJFLF)

257
So, any MSM coverage on Obama hangin' and sucking up to the racist, genocidal regime in South Africa today?


Posted by: Ripley at July 17, 2018 03:14 PM (MxEKc)


To the MFM, murdering white farmers and their families is a feature, not a bug. Barry is probably making "suggestions."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 03:17 PM (ptqGC)

258 Big hitter, that Lama.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at July 17, 2018 03:17 PM (BX5wZ)

259 "It's a demonstration of how much power they have, and maybe more importantly, how much power you don't have."

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It was in the old USSR where you were not allowed to make political jokes or you would wind up in Siberia. Forty years later Russians are laughing while Americans would be fired, dispossessed and made a non-person for not just political jokes but impure political thoughts.

Posted by: Decaf at July 17, 2018 03:17 PM (Mymqt)

260 Does that mean she fakes her foodgasms?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 17, 2018 03:17 PM (nBr1j)

I want to know what "burn coal" means.....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2018 03:18 PM (8iiMU)

261 Posted by: concrete girl at July 17, 2018 03:15 PM (BVthB)
emphasizing what he tweeted yesterday:

"I trust MY intelligence people"

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 03:18 PM (DJFLF)

262 No joke. Now the MSM, including Fox, are demanding why it took 27 hours@!@#@$@! to make clarification.

Who said "never apologize, it'll never be enough". Oh right, all of us.

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2018 03:18 PM (G0vdT)

263 I didn't know Arnie had come out of the closet.

If he's decided to come out as a girly-man, at least he speaks fluent Austrian.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 17, 2018 03:18 PM (3C9q2)

264 The Left is now Col Flagg. I hope the wind breaks more than its leg this time.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2018 03:19 PM (pp7ze)

265 This thread is muy confusing. A third talking about gay culture, a third talking about Giada's boobs and a third talking about Trump's 'clarification'.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 03:14 PM (a0IVu)


Welcome to the HQ.

Posted by: filbert at July 17, 2018 03:19 PM (953wK)

266 This thread is muy confusing. A third talking about gay culture, a third talking about Giada's boobs and a third talking about Trump's 'clarification'.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 03:14 PM (a0IVu)
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So, you're saying we're lacking a conversation about guns?

That is confusing.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 03:19 PM (vDqXW)

267 #232 Plenty in Canada meaning plenty in the U.S. too.

So did Obama get to blow out the 'necklace' around the birthday cake?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2018 03:19 PM (Evws/)

268
"The inconsistency may reveal that the left inflicts "rules" on its enemies that it feels free to ignore itself. But that itself is a demonstration of the left's power-- I think they get off on openly announcing that they are free to make up rules to impose on others and completely violate those same rules with impunity."

And that is tyranny.

Posted by: ArthurK at July 17, 2018 03:19 PM (AHElI)

269 "I trust MY intelligence people"

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 03:18 PM (DJFLF)

Not so much Cock Curious's though...

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 03:19 PM (y8Foj)

270 Ace, you should read Iain Banks' The Player of Games.

There is a whole planet [spoiler alert] full of arcane and heavily enforced rules of association. In the end it turns out these rules existed only so the elites could wontonly violate them for thrills.

Posted by: Fred Savage at July 17, 2018 03:19 PM (ZOYtg)

271 260 Does that mean she fakes her foodgasms?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 17, 2018 03:17 PM (nBr1j)

I want to know what "burn coal" means.....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2018 03:18 PM (8iiMU)

===============

Possibility A: She's a Druggie who prefers meth/crack

Possibility B: She likes black guys

Posted by: Jackal at July 17, 2018 03:19 PM (nekH1)

272 Pro tip: Real art does NOT use crayons.

Posted by: DaveA at July 17, 2018 03:19 PM (FhXTo)

273 I had to look up what "burn coal" means....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 03:19 PM (y8Foj)

274 I will modify my criticism this far: grammar has never been Trump's friend.

Back during the election he gave an interview to a German magazine, Stern, and the guy who did the interview was in turn interviewed by the newspaper FAZ.

FAZ asked him what it was like, and he said "oh, the guy is charming and surprisingly knowledgeable. The biggest problem with the interview was doing the translation".

Because Trump starts sentences and lands in other thoughts and has pauses and ellipses that sometimes come together and sometimes never see each other again.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 03:19 PM (fuK7c)

275 "So I saw this bizarre thing from Arnold Schwarzenegger where he comes out as some deranged old geezer ranting about the president's noodle.


I didn't know Arnie had come out of the closet.
Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2018 03:17 PM (2Mnv1)"

---------

I saw that too and thought he must have escaped halfway through the embalming process.

Posted by: Decaf at July 17, 2018 03:19 PM (Mymqt)

276 Gay jokes were officially made a Crime Against the State sometime around 2009.

L'Etat c'est moi.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 17, 2018 03:19 PM (RNno0)

277 247 I didn't hear anything that sounded like an apology.
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 03:16 PM (+lOpA)

I didn't eiether. Also, I've never heard of a press acting as hostile and rude towards a POTUS as a summit in my life and asking my parents and their friends opinions, they were in shock over the Press's behavior and demands during that summit.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 03:19 PM (E5dnG)

278 232 So, any MSM coverage on Obama hangin' and sucking up to the racist, genocidal regime in South Africa today?
______________________________________

No, but the air quality rating in Johannesburg from the burning corpses of white land owners is down two points.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 03:20 PM (ATVNj)

279
Possibility B: She likes black guys
Posted by: Jackal at July 17, 2018 03:19 PM (nekH1)

Yup

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 03:20 PM (y8Foj)

280 No joke. Now the MSM, including Fox, are demanding why it took 27 hours@!@#@$@! to make clarification.

Who said "never apologize, it'll never be enough". Oh right, all of us.

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2018 03:18 PM (G0vdT)
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How long did it take to get that correction about keeping our health care plans?

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 03:20 PM (vDqXW)

281 They are jealous in their gay universe.

Posted by: torabora at July 17, 2018 03:20 PM (jrxQ0)

282

EM BANANA NUT CRUNCH FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 17, 2018 03:20 PM (mPeei)

283 I will say this I don't see any reason why it would be. But I really do want to see the server.
=========
Explain the difference as you see it that makes any difference, between him not seeing any reason why it would be Russia vs. not seeing any reason why it wouldn't be Russia.

He's basically saying I'm pulling this out of my ass, but I really want to see the proof.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 03:20 PM (0NkfF)

284 273 I had to look up what "burn coal" means....

--

What does it mean?

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at July 17, 2018 03:20 PM (sp0Ab)

285 Longbows?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2018 03:20 PM (pp7ze)

286 I appreciate that. I don't think the verbatim is at odds with my paraphrase.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 03:14 PM


No, I think you gave fair representation. But 'would' to 'wouldn't' isn't inexcusable for someone who did seven countries in seven days ( or something like that).

But... I suspect he actually meant what he first said.

My only thought about the entire brouhaha is that people who can't make the distinction between 'hacking' and 'exploiting' and 'catfishing' and just plain old catching a bunch of tired old Democrat 'tards being stupid... Well, that's where we are.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 17, 2018 03:20 PM (LOgQ4)

287 "The inconsistency may reveal that the left inflicts "rules" on its enemies that it feels free to ignore itself. But that itself is a demonstration of the left's power-- I think they get off on openly announcing that they are free to make up rules to impose on others and completely violate those same rules with impunity."

And that is tyranny.
Posted by: ArthurK at July 17, 2018 03:19 PM (AHElI)

It all started with the N word...


Only Blacks can use it... no one else.


The managed to train us all that the non use rule applies only to certain Races....

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 03:21 PM (NgKpN)

288 My buddy has a major crush on Giada. He went to one of her events at Reading Terminal Market to get her autograph. His kids mocked him for going to see 'the midget"

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 03:21 PM (DJFLF)

289 So we need to stop call Obama Prezident Cock Curious and call him by a name more in line with his dignity: President Meatspin delaGloryhole Felchmeister.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 17, 2018 03:21 PM (6wvcx)

290 233 This thread is muy confusing. A third talking about gay culture, a third talking about Giada's boobs and a third talking about Trump's 'clarification'.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 03:14 PM (a0IVu)

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day....

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2018 03:21 PM (7UW64)

291 I've never heard of a press acting as hostile and rude towards a POTUS as a summit in my life and asking my parents and their friends opinions, they were in shock over the Press's behavior and demands during that summit.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 03:19 PM (E5dnG)
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Imagine the press bringing up Iran's record of civil rights when Obama is grandstanding Aminajihad over the Iran deal!

I can't.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 03:21 PM (vDqXW)

292 The Left projects onto those they despise, what they do all the time.

Posted by: I'm Not An Psychologist, But I Play One Every Day at July 17, 2018 03:21 PM (EATOD)

293 I will always admire that magnificent bastard Putin for helping keep Hillary out of the White House.

Posted by: TexasJew at July 17, 2018 03:22 PM (uEn5N)

294 Queerbaiting, is that another name for a Flamer War?

Posted by: Asking Questions That Need to be Asked at July 17, 2018 03:22 PM (rEkSy)

295 3 subjects going on at once, surprised that's all

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 03:22 PM (pHfeF)

296 You know, I kinda thought that Baby Trump balloon was rather pedo-homoerotic. Turns out I may be right.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 03:22 PM (ATVNj)

297 Because Trump starts sentences and lands in other thoughts and has pauses and ellipses that sometimes come together and sometimes never see each other again.

Yeah if he's not doing a prepared speech its a really odd flow straight out of his brain without that step where your mind deliberately organizes thoughts and language. And it shows. I mean, there's a coherence and logic to it, like Yogi Berra, and you can pick up on it over time but in small doses it can be really odd and confusing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 03:22 PM (39g3+)

298 Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day....

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2018 03:21 PM (7UW64)
heh..seriously.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 03:22 PM (a0IVu)

299 Hoo boy. Joy Behar sez Trump's Russia comments are like denying the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.

https://tinyurl.com/yc4fcerv


Remember, hordlings, this crone taught public school on Long Island before becoming a "comedian."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 03:22 PM (ptqGC)

300 This may be the lamest moment of the Trump.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 03:09 PM (fuK7c)



And even if that's true, seems to me that means it's been a damned good year and a half.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 03:22 PM (jjaLl)

301 278
232 So, any MSM coverage on Obama hangin' and sucking up to the racist, genocidal regime in South Africa today?

______________________________________



No, but the air quality rating in Johannesburg from the burning corpses of white land owners is down two points.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 03:20 PM (ATVNj)

Well! I hope they bought carbon offsets for that from my company!

Posted by: Deciduous Al Gore - Global Warming fabalist at July 17, 2018 03:23 PM (37IEG)

302 285 Longbows?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2018 03:20 PM (pp7ze)

Just so long as they are not anywhere near anybody's backside.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2018 03:23 PM (7UW64)

303 Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 03:19 PM (E5dnG)
The only writer I've seen who reams the press over yesterday's questioning of Trump is Angelo Codevilla, who I linked above.

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 03:23 PM (DJFLF)

304 262 No joke. Now the MSM, including Fox, are demanding why it took 27 hours@!@#@$@! to make clarification.

Who said "never apologize, it'll never be enough". Oh right, all of us.

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2018 03:18 PM (G0vdT)

He didn't apologize.

He did get sandbagged by the Press asking and demanding he answer questions a certain way with a certain response. That's called an interrogation.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 03:23 PM (E5dnG)

305 I met Giada once in NYC. Meh. She's your average five foot C cup Italian.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 03:23 PM (VpIIl)

306 Completely OT, but interesting.

How a capitalist loads Christmas trees.

https://youtu.be/08K_aEajzNA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 03:23 PM (+y/Ru)

307 "I think they get off on openly announcing that they are free to make up rules to impose on others and completely violate those same rules with impunity."

right ... Lerner was abusing power back in the FEC to help Durbin the turbin win, as she put his opponent under (fake) prosecution, which he was cleared of after the election. Then she did the lies on "a couple rogue agents in Cincinatti" ... and skated on that as well.

Then there is Seth, or Vince Foster ... or Bourdain even. Not hard evidence on those (?) but there is rumor, and we know that is how mobs work. Snitches get stitches ... or the morgue.

They WANT the reputation, like Schumer said of the IC ... "they have six ways from Sunday to get you BACK". Not get you back if YOU commit a crime -- Revenge for revealing THEIR crimes.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2018 03:23 PM (bT8Z4)

308 Remember, hordlings, this crone taught public school on Long Island before becoming a "comedian."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 03:22 PM (ptqGC)

Why Johnny can't read....

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2018 03:23 PM (7UW64)

309 they were in shock over the Press's behavior and demands during that summit.

I think the whole world saw something fascinating in play. They've heard about Trump's hostility and battles with the press FROM the press, but they got to see the other side live and in real time. And the press did not come across well at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 03:23 PM (39g3+)

310 Grab this Pebble from my Snatch.

Take the ribbon from my hair...

Posted by: ro-man at July 17, 2018 03:23 PM (RuIsu)

311 285
Longbows?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2018 03:20 PM (pp7ze)

RULE!

Posted by: English Longbowmen at July 17, 2018 03:24 PM (37IEG)

312 Cartoon section: Do you know what "GAY" means?

Posted by: NYT at July 17, 2018 03:24 PM (jrxQ0)

313 Can you imagine if they had a drawing of Obama kissing Hugo Chavez?



Or one of the Iranian Mullahs?

Either scenario would be believable.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 02:50 PM (ptqGC)

...

exactly. If actual photos exist of something, they're not going to draw cartoons of it.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 03:24 PM (yL25O)

314 295 3 subjects going on at once, surprised that's all
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 03:22 PM (pHfeF)


Officially 4 now... because some are talking about how many subjects are being talked about!

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 03:24 PM (NgKpN)

315 Giardia is a terrible name for a woman.....



She's really refreshing but in a week or two you feel awful and have the trots really bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:55 PM


Beaver fever. It's real.
*I denounce myself*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2018 03:24 PM (p+Wdc)

316 The only writer I've seen who reams the press over yesterday's questioning of Trump is Angelo Codevilla, who I linked above.
Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 03:23 PM (DJFLF)

It was nothing short of an interrogation.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 03:24 PM (E5dnG)

317 Not that my opinion mean squat but I still maintain that China's meddling in our affairs is a far greater threat that Putin and his elk.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 03:24 PM (a0IVu)

318
My only issue with the Giada show. Who the hell installed the oven so close to the countertop?

The closer to the floor, the more energy efficiency.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 17, 2018 03:24 PM (LOgQ4)

319 A classic Giada moment was the show where she made hamburger sliders for a crowd. "Take a half pound of ground beef..." Granted, it was mostly for a bunch of little kids, they're not going to eat much, but there were also four moms and Giada present with the 6-8 kids. I guess that's how she stays thin but her starving guests must stop at McDonald's on the way home from one of her lavish feasts.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2018 03:24 PM (2NqXo)

320 Posted by: Deciduous Al Gore - Global Warming fabalist at July 17, 2018 03:23 PM (37IEG)

I never knew you were deciduous...

Posted by: Harvey the Ficussexual at July 17, 2018 03:25 PM (j6XEO)

321 305 I met Giada once in NYC. Meh. She's your average five foot C cup Italian.
_____________________________________

I'll take average.

And she can cook.

Average and can cook.

I'm good with that.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 03:25 PM (ATVNj)

322 Remember, hordlings, this crone taught public school on Long Island before becoming a "comedian."
Posted by: Jane D'oh

When did she become a comedian? the skank's not very funny.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2018 03:25 PM (Bdeb0)

323 RULE!

Posted by: English Longbowmen at July 17, 2018 03:24 PM (37IEG)

Pluck Yew!

Posted by: Another English Longbowman at July 17, 2018 03:25 PM (vDqXW)

324 She's your average five foot C cup Italian.

I think half her body weight is in her bra and head.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 03:25 PM (39g3+)

325 311
285

Longbows?



Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2018 03:20 PM (pp7ze)

Sorry, we messed that up a bit.

Longbows RULE OKAY!




Posted by: English Longbowmen at July 17, 2018 03:25 PM (37IEG)

326 Is 'gaypanic' the same thing as 'queerbating'?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2018 03:25 PM (zfrbv)

327 317 Not that my opinion mean squat but I still maintain that China's meddling in our affairs is a far greater threat that Putin and his elk.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 03:24 PM (a0IVu)

How about the reindeer from the North Pole?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2018 03:25 PM (7UW64)

328 "There is a whole planet [spoiler alert] full of arcane and heavily enforced rules of association. In the end it turns out these rules existed only so the elites could wontonly violate them for thrills.
Posted by: Fred Savage at July 17, 2018 03:19 PM (ZOYtg)"

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I remember a time when the elites thought it was enough inventing new cutlery and table settings to confound the commoners.

Posted by: Decaf at July 17, 2018 03:26 PM (Mymqt)

329 Average and can cook.

I'm good with that.


Yeah that's better than okay in my book. Add in loyal and affectionate and we've got a keeper.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 03:26 PM (39g3+)

330 "I'm good with that.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 03:25 PM (ATVNj)"I'll take you out to Dyker Heights in Brooklyn. You'll leave Giada by the side of 86th Street in about five minutes.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 03:26 PM (VpIIl)

331 Putin rides an elk?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2018 03:26 PM (BX5wZ)

332 Okay, I googled Giada - she is tiny..what kind of chef is that skinny? and fake boobs I reckon.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 03:27 PM (a0IVu)

333 Elk? Shit, don't let the man get hold of a moose okay?
Moose bit my sister once.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 17, 2018 03:27 PM (37IEG)

334
There is mountains and continuing mounting evidence that the DNC servers were not hacked, but downloaded. It is ridiculous to think that the russians did that one. Now Hillary's server or Weiner's server I could see the russians.

And the chinese. And the romanians. And the nigerians. And the congolese. and some 12 year old kid in australia.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2018 03:27 PM (r+sAi)

335 I will always admire that magnificent bastard Putin for helping keep Hillary out of the White House.

Posted by: TexasJew at July 17, 2018 03:22 PM


With one single $50,000 ad on FaceBook. While Hillary spent north of a billion dollars for second place finish.

That's impressive as hell.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 17, 2018 03:27 PM (LOgQ4)

336 Perfect 'C' Cups are not average.

Also. There's no Slut like an Italian Slut.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 03:27 PM (btx9c)

337 subjects going on at once, surprised that's all
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 03:22 PM (pHfeF)


Officially 4 now... because some are talking about how many subjects are being talked about!

/facepalm
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Supposedly Julius Caesar could participate in 3 simultaneous conversations. In other words he'd have three people talking to him at once and he'd answer their questions and give them separate instructions correctly.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 03:27 PM (iy8rh)

338 Hoo boy. Joy Behar sez Trump's Russia comments are like denying the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.
=====

She's 20 pounds of shit in a 10 pound sack.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 03:27 PM (VmfMP)

339 Clowning flame boner.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 03:28 PM (IqV8l)

340 "Also. There's no Slut like an Italian Slut.Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 03:27 PM (btx9c)
"
That's 'Eye-Talian" for you none Italian types.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 03:28 PM (VpIIl)

341 Okay, I googled Giada - she is tiny..what kind of chef is that skinny? and fake boobs I reckon.

I question how often she tastes her food. Honestly though I've never watched her show because she seemed kind of boring. And I got the feel that like Rachel Ray she knew less about cooking than I did (a LOT less in Rachel's case) so what was the point?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 03:28 PM (39g3+)

342 There's a red carpet show for the fucking All Star Game now? Jeesuz Fuckin Christ!

Cheer up-- at least we won't have to watch Preezy Mom-Jeans throw out the first pitch.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 17, 2018 03:28 PM (3C9q2)

343 Good grief. More severe storms moving in.

Last night's storms were so bad (lots of lightning strikes nearby), son's dog crawled in my husband's lap.

Son is out of state working on a job for his dad's company, and may be away tonight as well. Suggested I let her in our bed, and I informed him that wouldn't be happening.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 03:28 PM (ptqGC)

344 Supposedly Julius Caesar could participate in 3 simultaneous conversations. In other words he'd have three people talking to him at once and he'd answer their questions and give them separate instructions correctly.
Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 03:27 PM (iy8rh)

Of course, the threat that "if you don't worship me I'll feed you to the lions" may have contributed to the veracity of these reports.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2018 03:28 PM (7UW64)

345 Deciduous Al Gore.

I thought it was a good rapper name. No? Is that one of those words that doesn't mean what I think it means?

Posted by: Deciduous Al Gore - Global Warming fabalist at July 17, 2018 03:29 PM (37IEG)

346 I just read media coverage examples of Reagan when he talked to Gorbachev.

My God almost the same word to word deranged hysteria.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 17, 2018 03:29 PM (+dsLj)

347 "She's your average five foot C cup Italian."
Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 03:23 PM (VpIIl)


I did a lot of average five foot C cup Italians from a Catholic school while growing up.

Good times...

Posted by: Jwest at July 17, 2018 03:29 PM (/roJx)

348 There is mountains and continuing mounting evidence that the DNC servers were not hacked, but downloaded. It is ridiculous to think that the russians did that one. Now Hillary's server or Weiner's server I could see the russians.

And the chinese. And the romanians. And the nigerians. And the congolese. and some 12 year old kid in australia.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2018 03:27 PM (r+sAi)
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Yeah, but they like came in through the ductwork and suspended themselves with like lines from the ceiling and stuff, to stick the USB drive in!!

Posted by: Tom Cruise at July 17, 2018 03:29 PM (vDqXW)

349 NYT says its ok, now I feel a whole lot better about making fun of queers, like forever.

Posted by: socalcon at July 17, 2018 03:29 PM (Roy2Z)

350 When did she become a comedian? the skank's not very funny.
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The funny part is the bitch was allowed anywhere near children.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 03:29 PM (VmfMP)

351 >>I did a lot of average five foot C cup Italians from a Catholic school while growing up.


So. You know how they go?

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 03:29 PM (btx9c)

352 Not that my opinion mean squat but I still maintain that China's meddling in our affairs is a far greater threat that Putin and his elk.


I get lost.

1) Who was it that hired the Venezuelan contractor who passed everything off to his partner in China?

ii) I know it was DWS who hired Paki mobsters to run DNC IT security and a few other congressmen's too.

C) The Russians have been reliably accused of buying Facebook ads.

Hmmm.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 03:29 PM (fuK7c)

353 you know, I'm not exactly supportive of that method, but I'm really starting to understand it...
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 17, 2018 03:08 PM (8D42x)

-------

Way ahead of you. If journalists started vanishing, I'd have nary a word to say about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 03:10 PM (AzW6q)

--------------

only to show up later on the streets of NYC or DC in a steel cage, their bodies covered in tar to keep them mostly intact as the ravens and vultures feast on the carrion?

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 17, 2018 03:30 PM (8D42x)

354 Also. There's no Slut like an Italian Slut.
Posted by: garrett

Or an Arab. I think it's the Med. climate.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2018 03:30 PM (Bdeb0)

355 Joey Bidet learned of the German attack on Pearl Harbor when FDR got on the TV...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2018 03:30 PM (pp7ze)

356 Supposedly Julius Caesar could participate in 3 simultaneous conversations. In other words he'd have three people talking to him at once and he'd answer their questions and give them separate instructions correctly.
Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 03:27 PM (iy8rh)

Napoleon would use 5 secretaries... dictating documents on 5 different subjects, all the while keeping them straight in his head.

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 03:30 PM (NgKpN)

Democrat Socialist Superstar Alexandria Ocasia-Cortez: Unemployment Is Only Low Because, Like, Everyone Has Two Jobs or Whateverrrr...?

Genius.

"Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs," she said. "Unemployment is low because people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week and can barely feed their family."

Remember, she touts herself as being a super-well-educated economist.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:17 PM




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1 Occasional-Cortex uptalks?

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (Bdeb0)

2 First!

Posted by: Surfperch at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (j6XEO)

3 Yeah, she's got a degree in economics....supposedly.

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (0+nbW)

4 The Democrats are committing electoral suicide in front of us.

Sweet.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (hLRSq)

5 I'm a gust of helium!

Posted by: Ocasio-Cortez the Killer at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (Sjz1F)

6 >>2 First!Posted by: Surfperch at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (j6XEO)

Kneel.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (Bdeb0)

7 Hot Linkage!

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (Y10fs)

8 Low unemployment is a problem for her. Unless is funemployment, of course.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (auLS/)

9 This idea that everyone must have all their wants taken care of while only working 40 hours a week is bizarre.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (sX1BW)

10 I think she should be asked for her mind-thoughts on every subject imaginable. Because stupid *should* hurt.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (hLRSq)

11 So you're saying she's smarter than the average politician?

Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (BiLU+)

Posted by: Surfperch at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (j6XEO)

13 >>Remember, she touts herself as being a super-well-educated economist.


She knows BOTH the easy and hard ways to make $15.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (Y10fs)

14 And voter turnout is high because everyone is voting a couple times.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (yL25O)

15 These jobs don't count because they aren't government jobs.

Posted by: Mallamutt at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (fzjxh)

16 "Choo Choo Motherfuckers"

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (aNP7B)

17
Did Democrat-Socialite Loopy Occasional-Cortez blame... the JOOZ? Oh yeah, old news.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (1AK1h)

18 Are we sure she's not a Republican plant?

Posted by: Cymbaline at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (LOztj)

19 And bullshit she grew up in the Bronx.

She sounds like every middle class girl in Westchester County.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (wYseH)

20 One of my favorite lines from one of the many cartoons I watched as a kid:

"We're dealing with a real mind here."

For some reason, I think of that line often.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (84QUd)

21 I now understand employment to be oppressive.

Can I please leave the camp now?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (yL25O)

22 Nancy Pelosi should school her on the Food Stamp Multiplier Index.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (Y10fs)

23 Souper Math Genius.
This is the Democrats future, 2+2=5.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (VpIIl)

24
But if a job is a human right, isn't two jobs a human-human right, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (1AK1h)

25 Occasional-Cortex's first speech in Congress is gonna be must-see.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (Bdeb0)

26 She is the perfect example of why college degrees today are meaningless.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (r9UYA)

27 Also, whatever happened to the "splitting atoms with his MIND" thing that went on here, back in the day?

That was fun.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (84QUd)

28 Her intellect is Obama-esque.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (ptqGC)

29
How one can claim to be an "economist" and a "Socialist" at the very same time is beyond me.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (8XRCm)

30 We should thank God Almighty for enemies this stupid.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (o2MD2)

31 Her mouth is moving, but all I hear are fart noises.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (UnA8+)

32 Girl speaks truly trooth. Me like her.



Good morning afternoon, Ace.

Posted by: Bizarro Milton Friedman at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (U/u2R)

33 The dumbness only makes her more attractive to me. I'd hit it like a starving Ukrainian on a chocolate ration.

Posted by: wooga at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (zO2Ol)

34 Schumer and Pelosi to introduce legislation that caps the number of employees any employer can employ in 5 .. 4 .. 3 ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (BiLU+)

35 25 Occasional-Cortex's first speech in Congress is gonna be must-see.
Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (Bdeb0)


Cortex. LOL! Stolen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (1AK1h)

36 And bullshit she grew up in the Bronx.

Limousine liberal. IIRC her parents moved when she was three or something.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (84QUd)

37 i'm not a day drinker....i just had a shot of jd at 10:15 am don't ask

Posted by: phoenixgirl at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (0O7c5)

38 Here, sweetie, try my smart girl glasses when you say that.


And purse your lips like this.

Posted by: Andy Vanderbilt at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (ymnmz)

39
ummmm.... isn't unemployment not even having one job? I need go back to school.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (r+sAi)

40 9 This idea that everyone must have all their wants taken care of while only working 40 hours a week is bizarre.
Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (sX1BW)

...

Your speech is violent and hurtful.

They aren't "wants". They're rights.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (yL25O)

41 Nancy Pelosi should school her on the Food Stamp Multiplier Index.
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (Y10fs)

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Nancy also said creating so many jobs so fast is "reckless".

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (8XRCm)

42 She grew up in Yorktown Heights. I have a friend who grew up there and ghe confirms.
Why is everything Democrats do bullshit?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (VpIIl)

43 Remember, she touts herself as being a super-well-educated economist.

Her economics degree from BU got her a job as a barmaid. Color me impressed.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (O5Q3r)

44 What is her work history?

All I've heard she's done since college is:

-- Activist
-- Bartender

And apparently some sort of economics degree...?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (W+vEI)

45
She makes Obama's teleprompter sound brilliant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (1AK1h)

46 The Democrats are committing electoral suicide in front of us.


I'm right here!

Posted by: Martin O'Malley, the idiot who taxed rain water at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (tqyrn)

47 Wait, wait, wait....communist bartender is NOT that bright? Say it aint so.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (wGbBR)

48 Retirement accounts are high only because the stock market is at record high.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (sX1BW)

49 How one can claim to be an "economist" and a "Socialist" at the very same time is beyond me.

Oh, I'm willing to accept her as a terrible economist.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (84QUd)

50 Well, if I've been working two jobs, then I've probably long since been fired from the other one, since I've never shown up for it. I hope it was the boring job, 'cause this one ain't all it's cracked up to be.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (MX7xj)

51 Can't find it now, but the funniest tweet after her victory was a Proggy tweeting something to the effect of "The Right is like totally scared of this woman~"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (zfrbv)

52 Her intellect is Obama-esque.


Something tells me that she's not quite as Cock Curious, though.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (Y10fs)

53 Is old caucasian male Crowley still on Nov ballot? (against cutie commie Cortez cranium)

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (Jcrm4)

54 I commented on this earlier. This is raging stupidity.

Not ignorance.

Not lack of education.

Simple, straight-up stupidity.

Watching Ojo Loco is gonna be fun. I think we've got another Hank Johnson / Maxine Waters type on our hands, here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (AzW6q)

55 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?


Dumb as a box of rocks, but hot.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (jjaLl)

56 i'm not a day drinker....i just had a shot of jd at 10:15 am don't ask

It's always 9am somewhere!

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (84QUd)

57 Sometimes I'm glad I'm getting old and wont give a shit anymore.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (xBSm0)

58 Uh.... if you want wages to rise, then labor must become MORE scarce, not less...


So stop immigration, and wages will go up.

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (NgKpN)

59 Perhaps "everyone" isn't working long enough, Miss Cortex. Perhaps 120 hours of toil would pay enough for these selfish layabouts to feed their families.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (Bdeb0)

60 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (7HtZB)

61 This idea that everyone must have all their wants taken care of while only working 40 hours a week is bizarre.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (sX1BW)


I've always thought ... that even if we had all our basic wants provided by working ZERO hours - somehow - it would still never be enough.

Because somebody would figure out how to rig their Little Robot Worker to provide just a little bit extra ... and that would just piss off everybody else ... because it wouldn't be fair.

Or - if we all still had true material equality ? People would just invent silly social rules to differentiate themselves ... like wearing a hat indoors or white after Labor Day.

More than likely - even if nobody worked - people would still lie and scheme to fuck their neighbor out of a little bit of their's in favor of themselves.

Just how people are. They mostly suck.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (fiGNd)

62

Commandante 'Little Loopy Lupe' (not the genocidal white hispanic race raper)Cortez is the perfect face of the DSP...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (UFLLM)

63 She's the female version of Barry Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (ptqGC)

64 Watching the sitting Senators question the FED chairman wasn't much better. Senator Menendez, apparently in a refractory period and able tear himself away from an underage Costa Rican prostitute, was badgering Powell about the lack of wage growth for low skilled and unskilled workers.

Gee, you moronic letch, could it have anything to do with letting 20 million low skilled and unskilled workers into the country to affect the supply and drive down the price of labor?

I just can't figure out if Economics is magic to them, and if they just sacrifice to the right Gods, all will be well, or, if they are just being willfully blind and stupid.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (jp0Bv)

65 Also: Has she ever lived outside of the Bronx and Westchester country?

She claims she represents the working people - I assume this consists of working New York City residents?

NYC =/= America

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (W+vEI)

66 People are fat only because food prices are low.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (sX1BW)

67 How one can claim to be an "economist" and a "Socialist" at the very same time is beyond me.
=====

It's downright bizarre.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (VmfMP)

68 Are we sure she's not a Republican plant?
Posted by: Cymbaline


Too early for bush jokes?

Posted by: Martin O'Malley, the idiot who taxed rain water at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (tqyrn)

69 I thought Americans wouldn't do the jobs Mexicans do. Now they're doing TWO if them?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (Zmczq)

70 Previous to running for office she was a bartender....who tried to stiff coworkers on tips according to one of them...

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (LiyEm)

71 She's icky. And dumb, Left Wing asshole makes her more-so.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (VpIIl)

72 44 What is her work history?

All I've heard she's done since college is:

-- Activist
-- Bartender

And apparently some sort of economics degree...?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (W+vEI)



I seem to recall an Army or Air Force recruiting commercial from the 1980s with some gum-chewing Rosie Perez-looking stooge, saying in a thick Bronx/Latina accent, "next yee-uh, I'm gonna be a air-traffic-controlluh - GUARANTEED!"

I puked. Well, here she is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (1AK1h)

73 55 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?


Dumb as a box of rocks, but hot.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (jjaLl)

She has those crazy eyes. Like Jodi Arias.

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (7HtZB)

74 Unemployment is so low because everyone is working for the Russians.

Posted by: Bobby Mewler at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (I+uRD)

75 She believes what her teachers and professors told her in school.

Plus, she apparently believes that a failed model (socialism) will work this time because...reasons.

Folks like her are dealing in fantasy, they are (safely) insulated from the reality of their policies.

She is a fool, but certainly not the only one.

Laugh at her ignorance, then cry that she can win a primary election and represent her district in Congress.

We're not boned, but we do have a struggle to deal with.

Posted by: Doug at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (Y81Nt)

76 59. Them canals ain't gonna dig themselves.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (fA1SL)

77 I am the face of vapidity.

Posted by: Little Lupe at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (vtcmf)

78 My intro to Ocasio-Cortez was the clip where she referred to Israel as "occupied Palestine". Holy crap. She sounded like a not-very-bright high school student.

And she is the future of the Democratic Party? Yeah, good luck with that.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (JQveK)

79 Occasional-Cortex's first speech in Congress is gonna be must-see.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM


Entertainment on par with the Deep Thoughts of Sheila Jackson-Lee.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (p+Wdc)

80 I don't think she's hot. Look on her face reminds me of my dog when he was waiting for me to throw the fetchy ball.

I wouldn't bang that with your dick..

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (o2MD2)

81 She has unnaturally-long fingers. Simianesque.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)

82 >>4
What is her work history?



All I've heard she's done since college is:



-- Activist

-- Bartender


That's more bona fides than Paul Ryan.
--Weinermobile driver
--Politician


Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (r9UYA)

83 In 6 Months she'll be the first scheduled shoot for the new Bang Bros. Site :

My Hot Latina Representative

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (Y10fs)

84 Is she smarter than Biden? I can't tell.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)

85 Dumb doesn't buff out.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (HhAsk)

86
All the intellectual depth of a sheet of paper, coupled with an IQ of a freeze dried mushroom.

Unbeatable combo.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (S/hVx)

87 61 Just how people are. They mostly suck.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (fiGNd)

I never learned how to fuck people over.

And I've come to realize that that means I'm going to spend the rest of my life getting repeatedly fucked over by other people.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (UnA8+)

88
She cain't hep it. She is a product of her environment.
She is doing what she was programmed to do.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (roQNm)

89 I sank because people weren't drinking enough iced drinks fast enough!

Posted by: zombie RMS Titanic at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (tqyrn)

90 Here us the link to that maddening case I posted in the last thread.Read it to see the judge's "reasoning"

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/302339/

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (LiyEm)

91 ummmm.... isn't unemployment not even having one job? I need go back to school.

The argument whenever a Republican is in office about low unemployment numbers being Akshually Not Good is that they're all crappy McJobs that pay minimum wage or less.

So this is a variation.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (84QUd)

92 so 1 employed person counts twice on the U6?

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (dPd5y)

93 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?

Of the two in that interview, I'd prefer Margaret Hoover.

Posted by: no crazy eyes or horse teeth, thx at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (+INtM)

94 She's Chelsea Clinton-level stupid. And just as useless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (ptqGC)

95 People don't enjoy the outdoors anymore only because cable TV and AC are so cheap.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (sX1BW)

96 Hot? You mean, like, in a Sean Young post-horseback fall kind of way?

Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (BiLU+)

97 76 59. Them canals ain't gonna dig themselves.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (fA1SL)


"Kolyma on a my house, I'm'a gonna give-a you a gulag..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (1AK1h)

98 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?

I'm not a guy , so maybe it isn't fair for me to give an opinion. I think she s looks better when she's not smiling and when she doesn't look like she has some hyper thyroid condition with the odd eyes. I feel some sympathy with people who suffer from Thyroid conditions, but I don't think Loopy is one of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (AllCR)

99 however I do agree about many working 2 jobs. spouse works 7- 12s

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (dPd5y)

100
Yeah, she's got a degree in economics....supposedly.
Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (0+nbW)






Apparently it's in Home Economics....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (eXA4G)

101 Zod refuses to seed Antedeluvian Occasional-Cortex.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (Bdeb0)

102 Never interrupt your enemy when she's making a fool of herself.

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (gmo/4)

103 Did I just see someone mention Little Lupe?

Yowsa!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (jjaLl)

104 She also hit a pedestrian,a bicyclist and another car attempting to flee the scene....

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (LiyEm)

105 How long before someone comes out with a sex tape?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (VpIIl)

106 This nitwit also said capitalism hasn't always existed.
No it hasn't. Before capitalism you had the upper class with all of the wealth and power and the peasantry. And the upper class had less than the poor of today.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (nBr1j)

107 If you are working 80 hours a week and can still just barely feed your family may I suggest the problem isn't capitalusm but, perhaps, your ability to budget?

Posted by: Mallamutt at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (fzjxh)

108 hot? I guess if you like crazy ruinous lifestyles

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (dPd5y)

109 The reason why we don't use public transportation in this country is because everyone can buy a car.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (sX1BW)

110 Plus, she apparently believes that a failed model (socialism) will work this time because...reasons.
=====

They are the ones they've been waiting for.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (VmfMP)

111 81 She has unnaturally-long fingers. Simianesque.
Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)


Almost that google-eyed Jesse Jackson fish face thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (1AK1h)

112 41
Nancy Pelosi should school her on the Food Stamp Multiplier Index.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (Y10fs)



-----



Nancy also said creating so many jobs so fast is "reckless".

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (8XRCm)


Also, when the government takes money from you and gives it to someone else to spend, there is a multiplier affect that adds money to the economy as a result growing both the GDP and the tax revenues of the nation.


But if you keep your money and spend it on shoes and school supplies for your kids your a selfish poopy head who wants to starve people.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (ymnmz)

113 Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (fiGNd)

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I've always posited that the ONLY way socialism could ever make sense is if there was a magical machine like the Star Trek replicator that could just see to everyone's needs.

But, what then?

Capitalism (and the attendant social contract that goes with it) is the civilized means of channeling man's competitive instinct into a positive outcome.

Without it, we'll go the other way.

I think it would instantly lead to a perpetual state of war, of all against all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (AzW6q)

114 Cortez could eat an apple through a picket fence.

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (LiyEm)

115 I'm so bored with these infantile POSs. But I guess they'll always be with us. And we can't afford to get too bored. David Horowitz writes about the eternal seduction of socialism to every new generation. No matter how many times socialism ends horribly, the appeal never ends.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (H8QX8)

116 >>I'm not a guy , so maybe it isn't fair for me to give an opinion. I think she s looks better when she's not smiling and when she doesn't look like she has some hyper thyroid condition with the odd eyes. I feel some sympathy with people who suffer from Thyroid conditions, but I don't think Loopy is one of them. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (AllCR)

You will add Occasional-Cortex to the Scroll of Praying. Do it. Now.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (Bdeb0)

117 "You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?"
I would rather slam my dick in a car door.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (VpIIl)

118 This one had to be handpicked by the Obama Team.

Nobody else is that fucking stupid.

Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (eAr55)

119 >>That's more bona fides than Paul Ryan.
--Weinermobile driver
--Politician




And look how well Ryan turned out.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (W+vEI)

120 Hey Toots
I need a smart dame who can keep my books like Rebecca used to.
But first, mix me up a White Russian.

Posted by: Sam Malone at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (VWE5i)

121 More than likely - even if nobody worked - people would still lie and scheme to fuck their neighbor out of a little bit of their's in favor of themselves.

Just how people are. They mostly suck.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (fiGNd)

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Acting in your own personal interest is a feature not a bug. It's what drives capitalism. Sure... there is an upper limit on "self interest", but man will NEVER exort his labor so somebody else he has no attachment to can benefit.

That's just not in human nature.

Its also why every goddamend raging Comunist you will ever meet becomes a stone cold Capitalist when it come to their own shit.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (8XRCm)

122 I almost feel bad for making fun of her because I don't think she can help being such an idiot.

Note the adverb.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (JJZzu)

123 Not only does she think she is smart, but other people do as well, which is just sad.

Posted by: George Orwell's angry ghost at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (ABH6n)

124 1 millikohn == 1000 milliocasia-cortezs

Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (BiLU+)

125 82 >>4
What is her work history?



All I've heard she's done since college is:



-- Activist

-- Bartender


That's more bona fides than Paul Ryan.
--Weinermobile driver
--Politician


Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (r9UYA)

There's a wiener mobile? Can you get that to come to your door like an Uber?

Posted by: Shep! at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (7HtZB)

126
97 76 59. Them canals ain't gonna dig themselves.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (fA1SL)


"Kolyma on a my house, I'm'a gonna give-a you a gulag..."
--------------------------------
J.J., you strike me as a man who has read The Kolyma Tales. Heavy stuff.

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (2LelM)

127 I guess she is hot compared to Crowley. Low bar and all.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (wGbBR)

128 Bitch can chupalo.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (DC8ym)

129 110
Plus, she apparently believes that a failed model (socialism) will work this time because...reasons.

=====



They are the ones they've been waiting for.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (VmfMP)


I served as her chief Galactic Economics Professor in College.

Posted by: General Organa (I am not a princess!) at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (ymnmz)

130 But first, mix me up a White Russian.
Posted by: Sam Malone at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (VWE5i)

-------

And the White Russian has a Cup now.

Posted by: The NHL at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (8XRCm)

131 "Yeah, she's got a degree in economics....supposedly.
Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (0+nbW)"


I guess there is a reason why BC people look down their noses at BU people.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (OD2ni)

132 Malumutt, or the other deal, the intentional wrecking of the economy, the jobs leaving, and turning 55 all in the same decade. I mean how long can you live on savings anyway?

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (dPd5y)

133
One of my favorite lines from one of the many cartoons I watched as a kid:



"We're dealing with a real mind here."



For some reason, I think of that line often.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (84QUd)

"What a maroon." - Bugs Bunny, 1947

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (gmo/4)

134 If all those bastards would just give up one of their 2 jobs then everyone would be employed!
Economics bitches!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (Zmczq)

135 That's more bona fides than Paul Ryan.
--Weinermobile driver
--Politician
Sen. Ed Markey-- Ice cream man-- Politician

Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (O5Q3r)

136 She's obviously got her Econ degree at the Elizabeth Warren School of Economic Bullshit That Will Be Mindlessly Applauded and Repeated by the MFM and All Other Progressives.

Posted by: Gref at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (AMIL/)

137 Kind of teh hawt though? Can I haz?

Posted by: Corporate Jet Driver at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (2J5Vk)

138 You will add Occasional-Cortex to the Scroll of Praying. Do it. Now.
Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (Bdeb0)

I don't take orders from minor Zods. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (AllCR)

139 If Cortez is not willing to work at least 200 hours per week, she gets the bullet.

"But," I hear you say, "There are only 168 hours in a week!".

Well, that's her problem to figure out.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (UnA8+)

140 Nothing more frightening that someone with power who does not know they are stupid....

Posted by: DXO at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (nzKWW)

141 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (AllCR)

Hello, Fen. What does your hash mean?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (IqOTP)

142 Of the two in that interview, I'd prefer Margaret Hoover.

Hoover used to be on Fox News a lot, and she was really hot then, too.

Maybe not super-bright, but probably smarter than the socialist.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (84QUd)

143 Just how people are. They mostly suck.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (fiGNd)

I never learned how to fuck people over.

And I've come to realize that that means I'm going to spend the rest of my life getting repeatedly fucked over by other people.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (UnA8+)


That or go Freelance.

I've really embraced this lifestyle. Its the happiest I can ever remember being as an Automation Guy.

What ? You "need" my services ? Well ... I need this hourly rate. Let's trade.

But that's not how it works in Corporate America when you're on the Inside. Then - being the Answer Guy is the worst fucking job in the world. It doesn't pay any extra - but By God - you are a pure asshole if you don't feel Personally Compelled to run around fixing everyone else's self-inflicted problems.

I hope to never hold a Regular Job again.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (fiGNd)

144 I never learned how to fuck people over.

And I've come to realize that that means I'm going to spend the rest of my life getting repeatedly fucked over by other people
=====

You're not alone.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (VmfMP)

145 Those eyes.
Any minute I feel like she's going to say Yo Quiero Taco Bell

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (VpIIl)

146 123 Not only does she think she is smart, but other people do as well, which is just sad.
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She looks like Huma but with less hips. Couldn't begin to guess which one is smarter.

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (2LelM)

147 125
There's a wiener mobile? Can you get that to come to your door like an Uber?
Posted by: Shep! at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (7HtZB)


"Right here."

- - Carlos Danger

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (1AK1h)

148 agitator and bartenders make a good living, maybe she stripped on her second job.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (dPd5y)

149 This gal is Hank Johnson level of stupid.

Posted by: Chase at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (RbV5J)

150 Who's last job was as a waitress at a bar, and (reportedly) screwed a fellow waitress out of her share of tips. Something like $300 worth one night.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (cvabZ)

151 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (74nHm)

152 >>The reason why we don't use public transportation in this country is because everyone can buy a car.





And we don't all want to live like veal in our micro-apartments in the city!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (W+vEI)

153 All I've heard she's done since college is:

-- Activist
-- Bartender

And apparently some sort of economics degree...?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (W+vEI)
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She's following the Obama career path. I guess he was smarter though because he got to skip the bartender thing.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (JJZzu)

154 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?


Dumb as a box of rocks, but hot.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (jjaLl)

She has those crazy eyes. Like Jodi Arias.
=========
Wouldn't be the least bit surprised if she hadn't stalked a few people already.

She's nutz.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (gJAEB)

155 I think she will lose the election, but I'm pulling for her to win because she the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (E5dnG)

156 it was Obamacare that pushed workers into the 29 hours/week category. I'm no economist, but I have heard that the two job worker does get counted as "two workers" in stats ... but I'm not paid enough to research it.

Unemployment "should" go a little higher as people return to the job market ... again, above my pay grade to see why that hasn't happened as the (American) economy improves. So many stats ... but too many Trump haters to depend on normal analysis.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (bT8Z4)

157 Doesn't economics involve some calculus?

Thought I saw that somewhere.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (+lOpA)

158 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE MEANS 'YOBS'.

Posted by: BEN at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (Y10fs)

159 She's a blithering idiot and sounds like and anti-semite to boot.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (Lg2h/)

160 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?

She's kinda pretty in some pics but she has shark mouth and crazy eyes. Spoils the effect.

Personally I think its great she's out there. Every word that drops from her lips is considered newsworthy and she likes to talk, a lot. What's that psychological term for someone who thinks they are significantly smarter than they actually are? She's exhibit A. Should be a picture in every textbook.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (39g3+)

161 I'm not a guy , so maybe it isn't fair for me to give an opinion. I think she s looks better when she's not smiling and when she doesn't look like she has some hyper thyroid condition with the odd eyes. I feel some sympathy with people who suffer from Thyroid conditions, but I don't think Loopy is one of them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Somehow, this is far more brutal than anything we could concoct.

Yip.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (tqyrn)

162 She cain't hep it. She is a product of her environment.

She is doing what she was programmed to do.





Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM



It's got nothing to do with environment!

Posted by: Mortimer Duke at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (p+Wdc)

163 Would not hit.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (+lOpA)

164 I hope to never hold a Regular Job again.

------------

Too many "real" jobs are soul crushing these days.

That essay on bullshit jobs was on to something.

I think VDH has written about it too.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (sX1BW)

165 I imagine in the long run she'll get screwed as much as she wants to screw others.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (dPd5y)

166 126
97 76 59. Them canals ain't gonna dig themselves.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (fA1SL)


"Kolyma on a my house, I'm'a gonna give-a you a gulag..."
--------------------------------
J.J., you strike me as a man who has read The Kolyma Tales. Heavy stuff.
Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (2LelM)


Gulag Archipeligo. Cancer Ward. Day in the Life of Ivan Denysovich.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (1AK1h)

167 Why is everything Democrats do bullshit?


Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (VpIIl)


It's all they've got.

Posted by: Bert G at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (yzxic)

168 She just repeats bits of things other ppl have said, but doesn't quite get it right.

What an idiot.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (mtfdF)

169 "Not only does she think she is smart, but other people do as well, which is just sad."
Well, when you can't write your own name and properly use the toilet, a dog seems smarter than you...

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (VpIIl)

170 "105 How long before someone comes out with a sex tape?"

Depending on the performance and appearance, of course, it probably would help this shitshow.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (0gA7N)

171 I'm hawter than hawt. In a Mr. Ed sorta way.

Posted by: Little Lupe at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (vtcmf)

172 Good grief, I thought working a full-time job and a part-time job while raising a family was normal.

At least it was in the circles I moved in way back when.

Of course, that was eons before I turned 29, so, maybe things have changed.

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (qC1Sy)

173 Maybe not super-bright, but probably smarter than the socialist.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (84QUd)

---
now THERE is a low bar to clear...

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (74nHm)

174 All the Jamaicans and Indians in America look askance at her. "Two jobs? What are you, lazy??"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (39g3+)

175 113
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (fiGNd)



-----



I've always posited that the ONLY way socialism could ever make
sense is if there was a magical machine like the Star Trek replicator
that could just see to everyone's needs.



But, what then?



Capitalism (and the attendant social contract that goes with it) is
the civilized means of channeling man's competitive instinct into a
positive outcome.



Without it, we'll go the other way.



I think it would instantly lead to a perpetual state of war, of all against all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (AzW6q)

I know right. Every planet would be like the Rigel 69 Sex Planet that Riker always vaca'd at.


Posted by: General Organa (I am not a princess!) at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (ymnmz)

176 If you are working 80 hours a week and can still just barely feed your family may I suggest the problem isn't capitalusm but, perhaps, your ability to budget?

I think it was Ted Kennedy who had a rant/speech/something about the minimum wage needing to be raised because of people who work for years for the same company but never get raises.

(I don't think Federal intervention is what's needed in those cases, obviously.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (84QUd)

177 All I've heard she's done since college is:

-- Activist
-- Bartender

And apparently some sort of economics degree...?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (W+vEI)

She owned a small business at age 22. She called for lower taxes on small businesses. Town Hall did a write up on it.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (E5dnG)

178 Didn't she also make a complete mess over a question on the Israel Palestinian conflict?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (a0IVu)

179 Doesn't economics involve some calculus?
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (+lOpA)

Is that a dental joke?

Because she has acres of teeth, you see.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (IqOTP)

180 Alexandria Ocasia-Cortez has a degree in Economics and International Stuides
Yes, it is possible to learn nothing in college.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (e8kgV)

181 I wouldn't hit that with a football bat.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (VpIIl)

182 I guess there is a reason why BC people look down their noses at BU people.


BU exists to fleece snotty New York kid's families out of lots of money.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (O5Q3r)

183 155 I think she will lose the election, but I'm pulling for her to win because she the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (E5dnG)


Yeah. She can team up with Maxine Waters and they can found their own think tank.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (o2MD2)

184 I think she will lose the election, but I'm pulling for her to win because she the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (E5dnG)

Doubt it...her district is 6 or 7 to 1 democratic... and not democratic moderates either

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (Lg2h/)

185 She will win because the people in her district are even dumber than her.

Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (SV/HG)

186 "160 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?"

Vagina Dentata. Scary.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (H8QX8)

187 170 "105 How long before someone comes out with a sex tape?"

Depending on the performance and appearance, of course, it probably would help this shitshow.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (0gA7N)


"...after fondling Bernie's hernia..."

- - The Aristocrats (now purged a la the Romanovs)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (1AK1h)

188 No one has noticed that the Crowley's Jets were done in by the Lupe's Sharks. Fucking punk Irish getting rolled by a chick.

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (2LelM)

189 I think she looks like a Thai Lady boi

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (r9UYA)

190 Didn't she also make a complete mess over a question on the Israel Palestinian conflict?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (a0IVu)

Yup.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (Lg2h/)

191 So...maybe I am "privileged"...but aren't minimum wage jobs supposed to be a stepping stone, not the end of the journey?

Maybe some people should have made better choices regarding their education (like not taking on thousands of dollars of debt for a degree with no market value) and their lifestyle (like not buying more house/car than you can afford).

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (Cc0vk)

192 3 Yeah, she's got a degree in economics....supposedly.

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (0+nbW)


International Relations.

And doesn't know a fucking thing about Palestine/Israel; but is willing to learn.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (cvabZ)

193

EM COCOA PEBBLES FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (mPeei)

194 She just repeats bits of things other ppl have said, but doesn't quite get it right.

----------

The smart socialists are very capitalistic.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (sX1BW)

195 1st world.. wants free stuff NOW

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (dPd5y)

196 185 She will win because the people in her district are even dumber than her.
Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (SV/HG)


Isn't this really the story of 2008 and 2012?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (1AK1h)

197 144
I never learned how to fuck people over.



And I've come to realize that that means I'm going to spend the rest of my life getting repeatedly fucked over by other people

=====



You're not alone.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (VmfMP)

THIS. I can't wake up in the morning trying to figure out who to screw next. its personality flaw.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (Zmczq)

198 Sen. Ed Markey-- Ice cream man-- Politician


Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM


Beat me to it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (p+Wdc)

199 I wouldn't hit that with a football bat.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (VpIIl)


Oh ... I'd tap that.

I just wouldn't give her my real name.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (fiGNd)

200 "Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs," she said.
"Unemployment is low because people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week
and can barely feed their family."


So, failures of minimum wage and immigation laws...?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (oVJmc)

201 >>BU exists to fleece snotty New York kid's families out of lots of money.



A lot of foreign students at BU, too, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (W+vEI)

202 181 I wouldn't hit that with a football bat.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (VpIIl)

...

How about a tennis pole?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (yL25O)

203
I think she will lose the election, but I'm pulling for her to win because she the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (E5dnG)

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Im pulling for her to win because then the Einsteins at the DNC will go "See SEE!!!!!! We need to more Communist Open Border Free Shit for Everybody people to run in places like Texas, and Nebraska, and Ohio, and Florida, and Missouri, and Pennsylvanis....."

Take the whole party HARD left and their destruction will be complete.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

204
Hello, Fen. What does your hash mean?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (IqOTP)

It means I enjoy the writings of of Fenelon, a 17th century French cleric and Spiritual director. He "spoke" and speaks to me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (AllCR)

205 55 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?


Dumb as a box of rocks, but hot.


To me? That's a lady. Oh!

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (2J5Vk)

206 172 Good grief, I thought working a full-time job and a part-time job while raising a family was normal.

At least it was in the circles I moved in way back when.

Of course, that was eons before I turned 29, so, maybe things have changed.

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (qC1Sy)


There was a talk show host in the late 80s/early 90s, Bruce Williams. Whenever they asked him something about money problems, he'd berate them about how if he could work 2 full-time jobs AND go to college full-time while having a wife and kid, so can they.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (UnA8+)

207 Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (VpIIl)

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Thanks for that. Now I will laugh every time I see Ojo Loco. Yo quiero taco bell. Run for the border!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (AzW6q)

208 Just think of the Super-Economist Brainpower that would be produced if Occasional-Cortex mated with Krugman.....



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (8iiMU)

209
177 All I've heard she's done since college is:

-- Activist
-- Bartender

And apparently some sort of economics degree...?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (W+vEI)

She owned a small business at age 22. She called for lower taxes on small businesses. Town Hall did a write up on it.
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So moar qualified than Obama?

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (2LelM)

210 EM COCOA PEBBLES FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (mPeei)

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Made me laugh.

Never change, Ms. Hair.

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (qC1Sy)

211

Hoover used to be on Fox News a lot, and she was really hot then, too.


The leg chair she was sitting in wasn't exactly up to Fox standards

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (10vO4)

212 Sock off

Posted by: Corporate Jet Driver at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (2J5Vk)

213 *facepalm*

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (yQpMk)

214 She just repeats bits of things other ppl have said, but doesn't quite get it right.

She really *IS* the future of their party.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (oVJmc)

215 197.
* raises hand *
Dibs on Bob's stuff.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (fA1SL)

216 Or - if we all still had true material equality ? People would just invent silly social rules to differentiate themselves ... like wearing a hat indoors or white after Labor Day.

Native Americans, whose ability to accumulate material goods was limited by being stone age hunters and subsistence farmers, tended to seek prestige and status within the tribe the way other cultures sought wealth, and with a similar dynamic - those that had status were able to take advantage of opportunities to accumulate more status (leading war-parties, being called on in council, etc.) while those that had not done anything to gain respect found it difficult to get the opportunity to get it.

You also see a similar dynamic among, say, early medieval warrior cultures, in which material wealth, and generosity with it, was a means to gain prestige and power rather than just the accumulation of material goods.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (bZ7mE)

217 Wait a minute..... so say you drop trou in front of her, and her eyes get all big like that, you don't think you'd be saying to yourself "Yeah! That's right! Glorious, isn't it?! I RULE!!!"


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (jjaLl)

218 195 1st world.. wants free stuff NOW
Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:34 PM (dPd5y)


A better grade of welfare. The BEST!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (1AK1h)

219 She will win because the people in her district are even dumber than her.
Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (SV/HG)
---------

*ponders whether that can be possible*

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (JJZzu)

220 David Horowitz writes about the eternal seduction of socialism to every new generation.

I blame the Miracle of Christmas when Santa Claus flys down everyone's chimney and brings toys to every good little girl and boy.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 01:36 PM (roQNm)

221 I'd hit me.

Posted by: Little Lupe at July 17, 2018 01:36 PM (vtcmf)

222
She owned a small business at age 22. She called for lower taxes on small businesses. Town Hall did a write up on it.


So she was a dog walker?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 01:36 PM (10vO4)

223 She just repeats bits of things other ppl have said, but doesn't quite get it right.

Just about every "fresh new face" out there does this. Kyle Kashuv, Tomi Lahren, this chick, whats his face triangle head from Florida. They don't really understand the issues or what they are talking about but damn they've memorized talking points.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:36 PM (39g3+)

224 Has the media gone all worshipful over her yet? She is smarter than Jim Acosta, as are most rocks.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 17, 2018 01:36 PM (nBr1j)

225 She graduated fourth in her class from Boston University's College of Arts and Sciences in 2011 with a bachelor's degree in economics and international relations.

she doesn't seem to know much about international relations either...

Posted by: George Orwell's angry ghost at July 17, 2018 01:36 PM (ABH6n)

226 J.J yuge and fabulously free even!

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:36 PM (dPd5y)

227 *ponders whether that can be possible*

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (JJZzu)

-----------------

*points to DU message board*

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 17, 2018 01:36 PM (qC1Sy)

228 >>Doubt it...her district is 6 or 7 to 1 democratic... and not democratic moderates either


The Democrat guy representing the district now is still on the ballot under a different party.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (W+vEI)

229 She will win because the people in her district are even dumber than her.
Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (SV/HG)
---------

*ponders whether that can be possible*

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (JJZzu)

It is true...She is the head idiot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (Lg2h/)

230 220 David Horowitz writes about the eternal seduction of socialism to every new generation.

I blame the Miracle of Christmas when Santa Claus flys down everyone's chimney and brings toys to every good little girl and boy.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 01:36 PM (roQNm)


Isn't this really the story if Gorgo the Friendly Angel?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (1AK1h)

231 "Oh ... I'd tap that.

I just wouldn't give her my real name.
Posted by: ScoggDog"


If we are talking members of Comgress, Kristi Noem is way hotter.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (OD2ni)

232 If Cortez is not willing to work at least 200 hours per week, she gets the bullet.

"But," I hear you say, "There are only 168 hours in a week!".

Well, that's her problem to figure out.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (UnA8+)

Simple, I'll just, like, work two jobs or whatever so my time will count as, like, twice as big.

Posted by: Alexandra Ocasio Cortez at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (j6XEO)

233 >>I don't take orders from minor Zods. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:30 PM (AllCR)

Thou shalt have no other Zods before me, cleric.

Now stop your mincing prevarication and add her name to the List of Pleading.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (Bdeb0)

234 Personally I think its great she's out there. Every word that drops from her lips is considered newsworthy and she likes to talk, a lot. What's that psychological term for someone who thinks they are significantly smarter than they actually are?

--------

Leftist

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (7HtZB)

235 what's bugging me.

I've been waiting an awful long time for MY free stuff.
sigh.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (dPd5y)

236 You know what's stupider than that?


FOX Business
@FoxBusiness
· 5h
Mandalay Bay owners sue victims of Las Vegas mass shooting

https://fxn.ws/2Li84vy

Apparently it's a judge shopping move. They want any suits against them heard in the federal court. This is a tactic that will win them a lot of friends.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (+y/Ru)

237 You could feed a family of 5 for 100 bucks per week if you really had to.

It's simply amazing that all this time people didn't realize they could work two and three jobs to support their families.

Well, that is until TrumpHitler took office.

Right?

Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (RIKJa)

238 "Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs," she said. "Unemployment is low because people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week and can barely feed their family."

Wherever do the Democrats keep finding such retards? Do they breed them, clone the ones they have, what?

She is giving Maxine Waters and Hank Johnson a run for their money as the stupidest Democrat politicians extant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (YqDXo)

239 It means I enjoy the writings of of Fenelon, a 17th century French cleric and Spiritual director. He "spoke" and speaks to me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (AllCR)

Oh. I actually was curious about that a bit, thanks. But I was asking why you chose "AllCR" for your hash.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (IqOTP)

240 She's out fund-raising with The Bern.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (ctuyM)

241 We see these far left lunatics like this Ocasia-Cortez spout their nonsense. They thoroughly embrace far left ideals. They court specific groups (LGBTQxyzabc), are openly socialist and on and on.
Now there certainly is a sizable percentage of the population who are in lockstep with this mindset. But I have to believe there is a larger segment that is more mainstream.
If the Dems go full libtard with Warren, Ocasia-Cortez and their ilk, what is the likelihood that the more mainstream segment of the population is going to along with this? I don't think there is going to be this blue wave. Question is -will these people stay home?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (jxbfJ)

242 I don't want free stuff, I just want enough regulations to be cut so that prices on things can start going down again, heh.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (UnA8+)

243 The new face of the Democrat party...whether they like it or not.

Posted by: Zapp Branigan at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (UTKsr)

244 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?





Dumb as a box of rocks, but hot.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (jjaLl)



She has those crazy eyes. Like Jodi Arias.

=========

Wouldn't be the least bit surprised if she hadn't stalked a few people already.



She's nutz.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (gJAEB)



Sometimes I'm jealous of people who can pay attention to 24 cable nooz. I couldn't pick Jodi Arias out of a police lineup. All of these names blur together. I don't know which one killed her boyfriend in the shower, which one buried her baby, then went partying, which one killed her roommate in Italy, and which one disappeared in the Bahamas.


They're all just one big blur.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (9chmE)

245 haha to the 'list of pleading'

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (dPd5y)

246 191 So...maybe I am "privileged"...but aren't minimum wage jobs supposed to be a stepping stone, not the end of the journey?
------------------------
In open borders world minimum wage is job stability.

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (2LelM)

247 Posted by: ScoggDog"

If we are talking members of Comgress, Kristi Noem is way hotter.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (OD2ni)


I'll raise you a Tulsi Gabbard.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (fiGNd)

248 This is what... 650-700 milikohns?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (mk7Bj)

249 I want a maximum wage job.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (+lOpA)

250 Oh. I actually was curious about that a bit, thanks. But I was asking why you chose "AllCR" for your hash.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (IqOTP)

Since when do people get to choose their own hash?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (UnA8+)

251 From The NY Post:

At the end of the night, when it came time to split the $560 in tips she
had gotten at the bar, Ocasio-Cortez gave the waitress only $50. After
the waitress complained to her manager, her take was doubled to $100, a
source said.


http://tinyurl.com/yb4jjqlf

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (wYseH)

252 147
125

There's a wiener mobile? Can you get that to come to your door like an Uber?

Posted by: Shep! at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (7HtZB)





"Right here."



- - Carlos Danger

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:31 PM (1AK1h)

Speaking of Carlos Danger,
Did the team that absolved Hillary and crew of hier misdeeds with the secret toilet server ever question Weiner about how it came to be he had her emails on his porno computer?

Did they actually ever even pretend to give him the Manafort treatment?
One Question, "Hey Dirtbag, how'd this shit end up on your jerk stack?"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (ymnmz)

253 Schumer and Pelosi to introduce legislation that caps the number of employees any employer can employ in 5 .. 4 .. 3 ...


Give them spoons.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (yQpMk)

254 I'd like to laugh at Gulag Barbie, but thinking that her education is the result of doing nothing for fifty years while the Left absorbed the system, from grammar schools up to universities, spoils the joke. This is what happens when you allow children to be indoctrinated by those who hate this country, its history, its traditions, its customs, and the people who formed it. This is the generation rising up to assume control.
It would be awesome if you became a Member of the Ace Of Spades Moron Horde group:
https://gab.ai/groups/00666130-79e9-42ed-af1f-e2d60f07c6ea

Posted by: Monty James at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (gKOMX)

255 hog, because ALLcars are good depending on the circumstance.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (dPd5y)

256 54 I commented on this earlier. This is raging stupidity.

Not ignorance.

Not lack of education.

Simple, straight-up stupidity.

Watching Ojo Loco is gonna be fun. I think we've got another Hank Johnson / Maxine Waters type on our hands, here.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (AzW6q)


So, she's going to be in Congress for decades until they take her out feet first?

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (xjiRE)

257 She is gross.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (E5dnG)

258 215
197.

* raises hand *

Dibs on Bob's stuff.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (fA1SL)

Lol......Come here Palp over by this kettle. tell me if this missionary is done yet.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (Zmczq)

259 While it would be deeply hilarious if she lost the general election, I don't think a Republican has won there since, I dunno, Grant was president?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (39g3+)

260 This chica has crazy written all over. I mean, that priceless look when you tell her no, I was lying, I don't love you and I said it just to get in your pants now it's over.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (ARUHl)

261 241 If the Dems go full libtard with Warren, Ocasia-Cortez and their ilk, what is the likelihood that the more mainstream segment of the population is going to along with this? I don't think there is going to be this blue wave. Question is -will these people stay home?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (jxbfJ)

They can get away with it, because in the end, "BUT MUH 'BORTIONS!" wins the day for them more often than not.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (UnA8+)

262 THIS. I can't wake up in the morning trying to figure out who to screw next. its personality flaw.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob
======
That's only because you are too busy trying to decide who to eat next.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (ZGpUp)

263 What the ever loving fuck?!

I have an undergraduate degree in Econ. To be talked down to by this person on something she clearly knows nothing about, well....

Just when I thought someone could not be as aggressively clueless as Maxine Waters, along comes this kid to say Hold My Beer.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (yieUt)

264 But I was asking why you chose "AllCR" for your hash.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (IqOTP)



You can choose your hash???

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (jjaLl)

265 Like, fer sure...

Posted by: nraendowment at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (YIdxL)

266 247 Posted by: ScoggDog"

If we are talking members of Comgress, Kristi Noem is way hotter.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (OD2ni)

I'll raise you a Tulsi Gabbard.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (fiGNd)

Tulsi Gabbard raises me

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (7HtZB)

267 She looks like a biter.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (HgMAr)

268 so anyway how long has Bernie and Maxine been in Power over the rest of us?

so yeah,NO. ditch that chick

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (dPd5y)

269 Rule 34?

Alexandria Ocasia-Cortez exists. Therefore, there must be porn of her.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (7n4KQ)

270 So...maybe I am "privileged"...but aren't minimum wage jobs supposed to be a stepping stone, not the end of the journey?

Yeah, exactly. Minimum wage shouldn't be "living wage," even broadly defined. (Is it for 40 hours a week? So if you're part-time, you're not making it anyway. And where do you live? Cost of living HELP I CAN'T STOP SOMEONE HELP)

And, of course, the real minimum wage is zero.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (84QUd)

271 Thou shalt have no other Zods before me, cleric.

Now stop your mincing prevarication and add her name to the List of Pleading.
Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM


Zod ... remember that brand reputation for affability we're working on building?

Posted by: Zod's PR Firm at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (ctuyM)

272 Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (IqOTP)

I didn't choose it; It just comes randomly. See, now it's different. Odd

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (AllCR)

273 >>111 81 She has unnaturally-long fingers. Simianesque. Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)

Almost that google-eyed Jesse Jackson fish face thing. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (1AK1h)

Hypertension. Or she's a skin-job mismatch with XL eyes in a M cranium. It happens; grey-market cylon.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (Bdeb0)

274 Nancy Pelosi should school her on the Food Stamp Multiplier Index.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (Y10fs)
............

Crumbs x 1000?

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (HgMAr)

275 Where did she tend bar/waitress?
There are many bars where the waitresses earn more money than the patrons with degrees.

Plus, self-employed.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (chUvx)

276 220 David Horowitz writes about the eternal seduction of socialism to every new generation.

I blame the Miracle of Christmas when Santa Claus flys down everyone's chimney and brings toys to every good little girl and boy.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 01:36 PM (roQNm)

No wonder why Santa's always depicted wearing Red.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (j6XEO)

277 I'll raise you a Tulsi Gabbard.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (fiGNd)

Tulsi Gabbard raises me
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (7HtZB)


Her MILF Game is strong. Very, very strong.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (fiGNd)

278 Forgive me if this has been mentioned, but I'm late to the thread -

we laugh at the vapid imbecility of this flavor of the month, but what does it say about our:

Educational system - that thousands of people will accept what she says as true;

Media - that no-one will seriously confront her with her idiocy;

Political isolation - that she has obviously never been challenged to think about the philosophical, moral and economic underpinnings of her "beliefs."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (kqsXK)

279 Apparently it's a judge shopping move. They want any suits against them heard in the federal court. This is a tactic that will win them a lot of friends.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (+y/Ru)

...

Victims of a madman suing the hotel he stayed in is a jerk move--they're just looking for deep pockets.

I think I'm okay with the hotel doing something ballsy if it helps put a stop to bad civil suits.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (yL25O)

280 the lack of wage growth for low skilled and unskilled workers

Just spitballin' here, but the adjectives might be a clue.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (Boy/L)

281 You can choose your hash???
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (jjaLl)

It's in the profile settings window.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (IqOTP)

282 242
I don't want free stuff, I just want enough regulations to be cut so that prices on things can start going down again, heh.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (UnA8+)

I think everyone who works for cable/google/ and all internet providers should be forced to stay at their jobs for no pay, that way I can have all these great services for freeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (ymnmz)

283 231 . . . If we are talking members of Comgress, Kristi Noem is way hotter.
Posted by: Benji Carver
________

The Cake Girl of Congress.

Posted by: Furious George at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (9vQJW)

284 251 From The NY Post:

At the end of the night, when it came time to split the $560 in tips she
had gotten at the bar, Ocasio-Cortez gave the waitress only $50. After
the waitress complained to her manager, her take was doubled to $100, a
source said.

http://tinyurl.com/yb4jjqlf
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (wYseH)

This is communism in a nutshell.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (E5dnG)

285 160 - Dunning-Kruger effect. The dumb don't even know they're dumb.

Hikaru - yes, that is the problem with being Lawful Good. I'd be Lawful Neutral if I could, but I can't.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (Cc0vk)

286 I seem to recall an Army or Air Force recruiting commercial from the 1980s with some gum-chewing Rosie Perez-looking stooge, saying in a thick Bronx/Latina accent, "next yee-uh, I'm gonna be a air-traffic-controlluh - GUARANTEED!"

I puked. Well, here she is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


I thought it was " In 30 days "

Robert Klein said " I'd like to think there's more to it than that "

Posted by: JT at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (RksSv)

287 269. Dude. She's Generation Tide Pod. Of course there's extensive electronic records of her fornication.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (fA1SL)

288 I have gathered that Loopy Lupe won because everybody - including Crowley - thought Crowley had it in the bag, so he didn't campaign much and his voters stayed home.

But for some reason I believe Crowley is still on the ballot, and has refused to withdraw his name.

So ... it seems possible that Crowley might win the election anyway.

Imagine the howling among the Reds if that should happen. Their up and coming communist star (SWIDT?) gets tripped up right out of the chute, along with the Dems' narrative about how "democratic" socialism is their way to electoral success.

For my part, I blame Big Popcorn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (YqDXo)

289 *ponders whether that can be possible*





Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM


*points to Maxine Waters' and SJL's districts*
*reminds bluebell about Cynthia McKinney*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (p+Wdc)

290

Loopy Little Lupe Cortez looks like she's mad that guys won't talk to her without her unlocking the back door...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (UFLLM)

291 Willowed from previous thread, regarding shooting at the Trump balloon in NJ:

Sling shot??? a little David and Goliath Action?

Possession of slingshot (carried or not) illegal in NJ: 18 months' jail.

Here we go with the long bow vs cross bow debate, in 3...2...1

NJ bow regs are baffling. There is no controlling state law, other than for bow-hunting, which is prohibited within 150 feet of an inhabited building. Many towns, however, have weapon discharge rules of varying severity, which may apply to bows if they're written that way.

And, of course, any other crime committed while carrying a bow (like, say, destruction of property) will get a felony deadly weapon charge tacked on if the police/prosecutors feel like. Which they usually do in the People's Democratic Republic of New Jersey.

Posted by: GrandVezir at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (eMmgj)

292 But I was asking why you chose "AllCR" for your hash.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (IqOTP)



You can choose your hash???
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (jjaLl)

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Yes.... cuz I want dibs on FUKu2

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (8XRCm)

293 249
I want a maximum wage job.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (+lOpA)

yep. I tell Libtards. "well, $15 isn't enough to have a good life, we need to make it $50 an hour."
*libtard blinks furiously*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (Zmczq)

294 Zod ... remember that brand reputation for affability we're working on building?
Posted by: Zod's PR Firm at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (ctuyM)

He needs a little encouragement in that are, PR firm. Keep up the good work. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (AllCR)

295 plus not hanging out with the best crowd.

family owned two bars.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (dPd5y)

296 If the Dems go full libtard with Warren, Ocasia-Cortez and their ilk, what is the likelihood that the more mainstream segment of the population is going to along with this? I don't think there is going to be this blue wave. Question is -will these people stay home?
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It'll split their vote and make fielding candidates that appeal to the average American harder. You'll get a lot of Bernie sanders vs Hillary types matching up.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (0NkfF)

297 youngest brother got a 'degree' in International Relations. basically Hugo Chavez Hagiography.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (5mGLC)

298 Wow. Turn her loose on Mudd's World and Norman would seize up in seconds.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (e1mEI)

299 Isn't this really the story if Gorgo the Friendly Angel?

I thought I had seen every episode of Star Trek, but I didn't remember that one and had to look it up.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (roQNm)

300 The cost of living is high for kids these days. Gotta have two textyphones at $200 per counting late charges and overages. This is a Right.

Posted by: ro-man at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (RuIsu)

301 >>Alexandria Ocasia-Cortez exists. Therefore, there must be porn of her. Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (7n4KQ)

search terms "translucent" "Gollum"

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (Bdeb0)

302 Yes.... cuz I want dibs on FUKu2
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (8XRCm)


If I ever draw BloMe ... I'll never reset my phone again.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (fiGNd)

303 Since when do people get to choose their own hash?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM


Well, like, for a long time now, man.

Posted by: Colorado Stoners at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (ctuyM)

304 282 I think everyone who works for cable/google/ and all internet providers should be forced to stay at their jobs for no pay, that way I can have all these great services for freeeeeeeeeee!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (ymnmz)

Yeah, no.

Just no more of this Cass Sunstein "We have to make everything unaffordable to the undesirables!!!" shit.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (UnA8+)

305 286 Posted by: JT at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (RksSv)

YES!

Wow, good memory.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (1AK1h)

306 Alexandria Ocasia-Cortez was Bernie Sanders' economic advisor.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (7n4KQ)

307 260 This chica has crazy written all over. I mean, that priceless look when you tell her no, I was lying, I don't love you and I said it just to get in your pants now it's over.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 17, 2018 01:39 PM (ARUHl)

That might buy you a headline in the morning paper about you being stabbed 136 times.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (o2MD2)

308 You could feed a family of 5 for 100 bucks per week if you really had to.

If you buy carefully, cook at home instead of takeout, and make things from scratch rather than boxes and cans you can make meals for just a couple bucks a person. Its surprising how cheap it can be if you're thoughtful about it.

Its just people get delivery and take out and those "meal in a box" things, and prepared meals you unwrap and microwave and it costs a fortune. All in the name of saving time, which they then use to work to make more money....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (39g3+)

309 Log on, new hash every time.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (chUvx)

310 As far as the DNC is concerned, she does not have to be smart. She need only to vote exactly as she is told.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (yieUt)

311 Google Kristi Noem bikini.

Youre welcome.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (VpIIl)

312 Well the death swirl of Marvel Comics has begun, Disney has licensed out some characters to other publishers. It's targeted for younger kids but if this makes money say goodbye to Marvel Comics. They pissed off their fans crapped on them and made everything SJW.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (dKiJG)

313 Crazy Eyes Cortez probably has Ericsonian hypnosis training. I do too and can see it in her technique. So, from my hypnosis training, she's trying to thread a needle here.

She has to agree there is a low unemployment rate and she cannot say that a low unemployment rate is bad. Of she made those claims it would trigger thinking party of the brain because they are obviously false.

So she make a strawman of someone who can still be suffering under a low unemployment rate. Nobody would disagree that someone working 80 hours is still suffering, a person can sympathize with that.

Then from her strawman she can say her (BAD) policies could help that made up person you might sympathize with.

She's a socialist cunt, but shes not dumb, she knows what she's doing, and she's technically skilled at it.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (H0bCE)

314 189 I think she looks like a Thai Lady boi
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Thai Ladyboys are all capitalists and they have a firm grasp on business fundamentals. They also like white males.

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (2LelM)

315 She will win because the people in her district are even dumber than her.
Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2018 01:33 PM (SV/HG)


I think the incumbent is going to returned to office against his will. He's still on one of the minor party's lines and can't get off. Only something like 15% of the voters participated in her primary so his familiar name will draw lots and lots of votes.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (yQpMk)

316 It's in the profile settings window.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (IqOTP)



K, thanks!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (jjaLl)

317 what's bugging me.



I've been waiting an awful long time for MY free stuff.

sigh.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (dPd5y)


It's all based on your privilege quotient. You know that. The lower your number, the sooner you get your free stuff.

Right now they're serving everyone under the number 4. My number is 593,814.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (9chmE)

318 306 Alexandria Ocasia-Cortez was Bernie Sanders' economic advisor.
Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM (7n4KQ)


If that were true, he'd be living UNDER Obama's Kenyan brother's hovel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (1AK1h)

319 284
251 From The NY Post:



At the end of the night, when it came time to split the $560 in tips she

had gotten at the bar, Ocasio-Cortez gave the waitress only $50. After

the waitress complained to her manager, her take was doubled to $100, a

source said.



http://tinyurl.com/yb4jjqlf

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (wYseH)


This is communism in a nutshell.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (E5dnG)

Yep. So Ocasio was banging the manager then.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (Zmczq)

320 *points to Maxine Waters' and SJL's districts*
*reminds bluebell about Cynthia McKinney*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (p+Wdc)
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good point.

I weep.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (JJZzu)

321 If I ever draw BloMe ... I'll never reset my phone again.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:42 PM


You want BloMe
You'd settle for B10m3
You'll get L3naD

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2018 01:43 PM (ctuyM)

322 Political isolation - that she has obviously never been challenged to think about the philosophical, moral and economic underpinnings of her "beliefs."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2018 01:40 PM (kqsXK)

Because she, and most left wingers, live in a echo chamber that questions nothing and only reinforces their warped uneducated beliefs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 01:44 PM (Lg2h/)

323 I blame the Miracle of Christmas when Santa Claus flys down everyone's chimney and brings toys to every good little girl and boy.

I told my kids that Santa would blow them off if he got a whiff of selfishness or lack of work ethic. Wasn't fair to the elves.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 01:44 PM (VhgRL)

324 How much is a billboard ad in SanFran?

I'd like to contribute to a billboard with
"Dig That Slit Trench"
Make America Stench-free Again.

Posted by: Don Draper at July 17, 2018 01:44 PM (VWE5i)

325 2 predictions with 90% certainty:

1. She sports a run of the mill tramp stamp and maybe a heart or flower in the vajayjay neighborhood.


2. Has sucked cock on camera

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 17, 2018 01:44 PM (ARUHl)

326
You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?

Maybe luke warm

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 01:45 PM (IqV8l)

327 All her broke, unskilled friends whine to her about how they have to work two jobs to get by. What more data do you people need that things are bad?

Posted by: Ripley at July 17, 2018 01:45 PM (MxEKc)

328 When she first hit the scene I thought Wow, she can be NYC mayor in ten years. She pushes all the buttons.

Then she opened her mouth. She's as dumb as a rock. Actually dumber because a rock keeps its mouth shut.

Then we learn that she has no actual Bronx street cred. (I actually do).

Crowley can still beat her as he's on the Commie party line. Wouldn't that be ironic

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2018 01:45 PM (n+6mJ)

329 Well, they had to get 2 jobs what with losing their old job to an ATM.
Right noted economist Obama?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 17, 2018 01:45 PM (TN1P5)

330 *points to Maxine Waters' and SJL's districts*
*reminds bluebell about Cynthia McKinney*


*Hank Johnson's district waves, lists to port, and capsizes*

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 01:45 PM (Boy/L)

331 she's not wrong, bad policies and high taxes make NYC and other blue cities unliveable.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 17, 2018 01:46 PM (GV6hq)

332 man i gotta Do something today. gees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:46 PM (Zmczq)

333 "can barely feed their family"

So many underfed people around, it reminds me of the Great Depression.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 17, 2018 01:46 PM (KuDNQ)

334 >>*points to Maxine Waters' and SJL's districts*
*reminds bluebell about Cynthia McKinney*



Yale graduate Sheila Jackson Lee FTW!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:46 PM (W+vEI)

335 >>308 You could feed a family of 5 for 100 bucks per week if you really had to.

Had to? Zod chooses to, but for only 90 bucks. At that price, famine is cheaper than going to the movies.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:46 PM (Bdeb0)

336 My kitchen is a food desert today.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (yQpMk)

337 Sadly yeah there's probably a sex vid or two of her out there somewhere There used to be a time girls worried about someone getting a Polaroid of them posing for their boyfriend. Now they seem to want it to happen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (39g3+)

338 Saw some magazines about "glamorous" first ladies.On the cover Mooch,Eleanor Roosevelt and Jackie Kennedy(Barbara Bush because she died)

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (LiyEm)

339 I did find two left over sausage links.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (yQpMk)

340 She does have a Hell of a case of crazy eyes ... but it's not a deal breaker.

I was planning on only seeing the back of her head anyway.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (fiGNd)

341 *points to Maxine Waters' and SJL's districts*
*reminds bluebell about Cynthia McKinney*

*Hank Johnson's district waves, lists to port, and capsizes*
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 01:45 PM (Boy/L)
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And who can forget* that kooky woman from Florida who wears the sequined cowboy hats?

*I can, I guess, because I can't remember her name, but you know who I mean.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (JJZzu)

342 324 How much is a billboard ad in SanFran?

I'd like to contribute to a billboard with
"Dig That Slit Trench"
Make America Stench-free Again.
Posted by: Don Draper at July 17, 2018 01:44 PM (VWE5i)


"Dig that slit trench!"

- - 6th Fleet's pick up line as Sandra Fluke passes by

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (1AK1h)

343 >>>325 2 predictions with 90% certainty:

1. She sports a run of the mill tramp stamp and maybe a heart or flower in the vajayjay neighborhood.


2. Has sucked cock on camera
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 17, 2018 01:44 PM (ARUHl)
_________
Neither of those would prevent her from winning elections in NYC

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (H0bCE)

344 *I can, I guess, because I can't remember her name, but you know who I mean.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (JJZzu)

Frederica Wilson.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (UnA8+)

345 So, she's going to be in Congress for decades until they take her out feet first?
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (xjiRE)

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Oh most, definitely... this bitch was MADE for our entrenched political class.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (AzW6q)

346 After college, Ocasio-Cortez moved back to the Bronx where she worked two jobs, as a bartender in Manhattan and as a waitress in a taqueria while her mother cleaned houses and drove school buses as they struggled to fight foreclosure of their home after her father died. With financial backing from Sunshine Bronx Business Incubator, she established a publishing firm, Brook Avenue Press, that specializes in children's literature portraying the Bronx in a positive light. She worked as lead educational strategist at GAGEis, Inc. Ocasio-Cortez was an educator at the nonprofit National Hispanic Institute. In this role, in 2017, she served as the Educational Director of the 2017 Northeast Collegiate World Series where she participated in a panel on Latino leadership.


So she's had two real jobs, waitress and bartender, and then she's had a succession of Social Justice Stipends, working for people who do not expect her to earn money for them.

No wonder she doesn't understand economics.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (fuK7c)

347 55 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?


Dumb as a box of rocks, but hot.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)

Dumbness is a turnoff for me. Plus looking into the future I see a severe countenance developing with this one.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (kfcYC)

348 334
Yale graduate Sheila Jackson Lee FTW!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:46 PM (W+vEI)


Locksmithing college, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (1AK1h)

349 How much is a billboard ad in SanFran?

I'd like to contribute to a billboard with
"Dig That Slit Trench"
Make America Stench-free Again.
Posted by: Don Draper at July 17, 2018 01:44 PM (VWE5i)

Too much.

You could just put a bunch of signs on lamposts there, much cheaper.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (j6XEO)

350 239 It means I enjoy the writings of of Fenelon, a 17th century French cleric and Spiritual director. He "spoke" and speaks to me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:35 PM (AllCR)

Oh. I actually was curious about that a bit, thanks. But I was asking why you chose "AllCR" for your hash.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:37 PM (IqOTP)

I don't think you can choose your hash. Unless you're Pixy, of course.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (cvabZ)

351 Yes.... cuz I want dibs on FUKu2

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (8XRCm)



I had one similar to that once. On my phone. Alas, it didn't stay, obviously.


Sorta like the moon landing or the day Kennedy was shot. I remember where I was and everything. Like it was yesterday (which it wasn't).

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (9chmE)

352 337 We shall rate her performance and enthusiasm level...

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (LiyEm)

353 339
I did find two left over sausage links.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (yQpMk)

How old? I'm wondering if my pork chops are edible.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (Zmczq)

354 Voters in her district will get the candidate they wanted and they'll get it good and hard.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (1BWhA)

355 Saw some magazines about "glamorous" first ladies.On the cover Mooch,Eleanor Roosevelt and Jackie Kennedy(Barbara Bush because she died)
Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (LiyEm)
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That has to be one of those magazines you really DO read for the articles, because the pictures can't lure you in.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (JJZzu)

356 I weep for Go Gaitah.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (yQpMk)

357 man i gotta Do something today. gees.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:46 PM


You could freshen up the bathroom in The Barrel.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (ctuyM)

358 I've heard people call it the "gig economy." I don't think it's anything new, though. I've worked two jobs for decades. My 9-5 and then my own little business on the side. Nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: sillyme at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (zYWPO)

359 346
So she's had two real jobs, waitress and bartender, and then she's had a succession of Social Justice Stipends, working for people who do not expect her to earn money for them.

No wonder she doesn't understand economics.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (fuK7c)


You know who else was a bartender?




(Marco Rubio's papa)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (1AK1h)

360 So many underfed people around, it reminds me of the Great Depression.

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You'd think the populace would be skinnier.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (sX1BW)

361 Ocasio don' know squat about economics!

and fu krugman!

Posted by: E.communist at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (/7PPn)

362 Shit, I meant to say Social Justice Sinecures.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (fuK7c)

363 That must be it. Senora Obama ma'am, I am old enough to remember when people like you were alibiing Obama's "gig economy."

Posted by: sven at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (SzZnW)

364
Is she saying people are better off collecting welfare? Sounds like it.

Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (dgsGa)

365 How old? I'm wondering if my pork chops are edible.

I find that if the long pork looks okay, and smells okay, it is okay.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (yQpMk)

366 >>340 She does have a Hell of a case of crazy eyes ... but it's not a deal breaker.

I was planning on only seeing the back of her head anyway. Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (fiGNd)

We await your donkey-punch after-action report.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (Bdeb0)

367 I did find two left over sausage links.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (yQpMk)

Were they in the litter box? If so, I'd leave them there.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (IqOTP)

368 3 Yeah, she's got a degree in economics....supposedly.
__________________

And could only get a job as a waitress/bartender in a Mexican restaurant.

Despite being both a woman and a minority. She's either lazy or stupid, or both. If she had any smarts, or any initiative, she should have been turning prospective employers away. The fact that she wasn't does not speak well of her.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2018 01:50 PM (fqUgw)

369 She's thin.
She's young.
She has long hair.
She has feminie body language.

Her face has sub-optimal aesthetics extra crazy eyes, but not enough to overcome those four things.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 17, 2018 01:50 PM (H0bCE)

370 Frederica Wilson.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (UnA8+)
---------

That's the one.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:50 PM (JJZzu)

371 357
man i gotta Do something today. gees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:46 PM



You could freshen up the bathroom in The Barrel.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (ctuyM)

THERE'S A BATHROOM IN THE BARREL!!!! I WORE THESE DIAPERS FOR NOTHING!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:50 PM (Zmczq)

372 She does have a Hell of a case of crazy eyes ... but it's not a deal breaker.



I was planning on only seeing the back of her head anyway.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (fiGNd)


Legs akimbo... FTW!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (9chmE)

373 Socialists live in the "shadow of the castle." They want a "lord" as their master who distributes goods to them and protects them, one who "knows more" and has some sort of aristocratic credential making him "better." The peasants do work to pay the lord his portion for the protection and his great knowledge. The idea of being their own boss scares them to death. This desire to live in the shadow of the castle is why the north east went to shit after the massive influx of immigrants at the turn of the last century. Only an educated and philosophically sophisticated people can grasp the danger of being a subject.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (VhgRL)

374 355 It is literally not possible to find a presentable photograph of Eleanor...

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (LiyEm)

375 With financial backing from Sunshine Bronx Business Incubator, she established a publishing firm, Brook Avenue Press, that specializes in children's literature portraying the Bronx in a positive light.

Huge untapped market.

FFS

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (Boy/L)

376 325 2 predictions with 90% certainty:

1. She sports a run of the mill tramp stamp and maybe a heart or flower in the vajayjay neighborhood.


2. Has sucked cock on camera
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 17, 2018 01:44 PM (ARUHl)

The first hardwood in Congress?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (nBr1j)

377 333 "can barely feed their family"

So many underfed people around, it reminds me of the Great Depression.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 17, 2018 01:46 PM (KuDNQ)

I do not understand poverty pimps, just as I do not understand race hustlers.

Poor people in this country are fat, own cars and big screen tvs, and cellphones.

If they cannot manage to collect enough from Uncle Sugar, then they haven't met the right social worker yet.

I have also noticed that none of these grievance mongers are living in a tent under the highway underpass, either.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (7UW64)

378 364
Is she saying people are better off collecting welfare? Sounds like it.
__________________

We're convinced! Have been for a long while now.

Posted by: Her Puerto Rican homies at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (fqUgw)

379 354 Voters in her district will get the candidate they wanted and they'll get it good and hard.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (1BWhA)


Sadly, even after a term, there will be no correlation between their increased misery and her tenure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (1AK1h)

380 THERE'S A BATHROOM IN THE BARREL!!!! I WORE THESE DIAPERS FOR NOTHING!?

Don't eat any sausage links you find in there.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (yQpMk)

381 So the Dems are going to run on "Trump treason with Russia" while simultaneously running a Communist on their ticket?

OK.

Maybe they haven't thought this through.

Posted by: MAGA at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (7LD+j)

382 She's at least as smart as my husband's oldest sister who lives in NYC.

She actually said *out loud* that "everyone" should be "made" to pay 90% of their earnings so we could all have free health insurance and free college.

No, she doesn't have a degree in economics. Engineering.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (ptqGC)

383 "You know who else was a bartender?

(Marco Rubio's papa)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton"



I hate in when politicians talk about their father's occupation.

Posted by: John Kasich at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (OD2ni)

384 man i gotta Do something today. gees.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Go boat shopping and surprise the wife.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (P/aDH)

385
children's literature portraying the Bronx in a positive light.

Is that a whole genre of literature?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 01:52 PM (IqV8l)

386 It will shock everyone here to know that "Brook Avenue Press" does not appear to exist or have any products.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 01:52 PM (Boy/L)

387 I want the country back whose idea of "patriotism" does not hinge upon affirming our intelligence agencies.

You know what, if your intelligence agencies are competent, there competence will prove itself out, and we will retain a competent intelligence regardless of reputation.

It's suspect because it's ALL on the message-driven level. Messages that aren't propagated fail, and they fail to have their effect. Competent agencies don't fail because of the "lack of public trust" or the lack of enthusiastic backing from the president.

From the middle of the general election it's all been a matter of driving public opinion by forcing conservatives to accept what is propagated as the "findings of all intelligence agencies".

Really with so much ideological warfare having been recently waged on the basis of intelligence agency consensus, I'll always asked to be allowed to take a pass on pledging to any other oath of fealty the *same* faction are trying to extract from me.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 01:52 PM (vDqXW)

388 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?

I can.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2018 01:52 PM (kqsXK)

389 The first hardwood in Congress?

Over here big boy.
Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:52 PM (LiyEm)

390 What do you do with a degree in economics if you're not particularly smart?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 17, 2018 01:52 PM (nBr1j)

391 man i gotta Do something today. gees.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Go boat shopping and surprise the wife.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (P/aDH)


Start looking at airplanes. She's help you write the check for the boat down-payment.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:52 PM (fiGNd)

392 So, she's going to be in Congress for decades until they take her out feet first?


That's what they consider "term limits".

Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (O5Q3r)

393 children's literature portraying the Bronx in a positive light.

Is that a whole genre of literature?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 01:52 PM (IqV8l)
---
Three cheers for the Bronx!

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (vDqXW)

394
children's literature portraying the Bronx in a positive light.


-------

Really?

Because folks from the Bronx dont do anything else than portray the Bronx in a positive light.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (8XRCm)

395 man i gotta Do something today. gees.

Drinking heavily is always a good bet.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (yQpMk)

396 55 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?

Dumb as a box of rocks, but hot.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)



If stripped, bound and gagged, yes.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (ujg0T)

397 mmmm litter box sausage is the best!!!

Posted by: joey biden at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (ARUHl)

398 296 If the Dems go full libtard with Warren, Ocasia-Cortez and their ilk, what is the likelihood that the more mainstream segment of the population is going to along with this? I don't think there is going to be this blue wave. Question is -will these people stay home?
========
It'll split their vote and make fielding candidates that appeal to the average American harder. You'll get a lot of Bernie sanders vs Hillary types matching up.
Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (0NkfF)


Imagine the internecine strife that will ensue if the Blue Wave turns out to be Tidy-Bowl for their electoral chances.

But even if it doesn't, expect a lot of ice axe work on the Left as they fight for what passes for the soul of the Party (take that one any way you like).

There's not room enough for both camps; either the hard-left or the careerist less hard-left has got to take over and drive the bus. Each of them thinks the other is dangerously unrealistic.

For my part, I think BOTH of them are dangerously unrealistic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (YqDXo)

399 355 Saw some magazines about "glamorous" first ladies.On the cover Mooch,Eleanor Roosevelt

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (LiyEm)

Ahahahahahahaha!

Try that on a Tinder date, fellas. "You have the glamor and sex appeal of Eleanor Roosevelt."

Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (S6rSu)

400 The first hardwood in Congress?

Over here big boy.
Nancy Pelosi
Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:52 PM (LiyEm)

I just lost my lunch and breakfast and second breakfast.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (nBr1j)

401 The Bronx is Burning

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (Lg2h/)

402 386 It will shock everyone here to know that "Brook Avenue Press" does not appear to exist or have any products.
____________________

But it still qualifies for lots of "tax credits," and that's what really matters!

Posted by: Lefties at the IRS, (BIRM) at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (fqUgw)

403
Why is it THE Bronx?

It isn't THE Queens. But it's always THE Bronx.

Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (dgsGa)

404 Have her bathed and shaved and brought to my tent.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (yQpMk)

405 Yes, Cortez' ignorance is amusing, but it's also annoying. She is unable to properly articulate the real problem that is bugging her - that is, people having to work long hours just to scrape by. People like to say the economy is booming, and to some extent, it is! However, that doesn't change the systematic issues that have been plaguing us since before I was born.

The buying power of the dollar has indeed been declining for many years. Wages have not kept up with explosive inflation on various aspects of life; sure, plasma TVs have dropped, and smartphones are cheap(er), but food inflation is definitely a thing, and medical expenses have gone through the bloody roof and achieved LEO.

She, like many others, mistakes the reaction for the action and misses the underlying cause of the troubles that are mopping the floor with your day-to-day worker, and demands government action to fix the effects of what is, primarily, issues caused by prior government action. Those causes are:

- fiat currency,
- nonstop money printing (but I repeat myself),
- massive outsourcing of manufacturing jobs to third-world hellholes that proceed to exploit their workers in ways that would have Americans marching into factories with weapons and armor, but go unnoticed because out of sight, out of mind, and lastly
- streamlined production that overflow markets with goods that people do not need or want, causing prices (and therefore wages) to crash.

Most of these problems are political in their origin. Some, like improved automation, are not, but are still problems that will eventually develop to the point of requiring society to devise a solution, once the effects can no longer be ignored, or swept under a rug.

No one really wants to talk about the real problems, though, because it means a total reshuffling of our financial systems, and our way of life in general. o.O Still others don't understand the problems, like Cortez, and so they end up sounding like idiots when trying to speak simple truths.

Politicians are symptoms of the people, though, and Cortez' idiocy simply goes to show that most of the electorate is clueless as to the real problems facing our country. In that sense, she's a fine fit for Congress, and will likely win her district handily. -.-

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (6JL3d)

406
If stripped, bound and gagged, yes.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (ujg0T)

----

You??

or her??

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (8XRCm)

407 Yes.... cuz I want dibs on FUKu2

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (8XRCm)



I had one similar to that once. On my phone. Alas, it didn't stay, obviously.


Sorta like the moon landing or the day Kennedy was shot. I remember where I was and everything. Like it was yesterday (which it wasn't).


Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 01:48 PM (9chmE)


The day someone had "EZGAY" as their hash was epic.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (kqsXK)

408 It will shock everyone here to know that "Brook Avenue Press" does not appear to exist or have any products.


That's because they've completed the job of portraying the Bronx in a positive light.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (fuK7c)

409 Le Bronx.

Posted by: In French at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (vDqXW)

410 So I go to gooble images to look up the hyphenated lady. What do I find but a "Florida Man" item that links back here.
His crime was bludgeoning his boyfriend for listening to too much Alanis Morissette.

Posted by: ro-man at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (RuIsu)

411 Go boat shopping and surprise the wife.


Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (P/aDH)

Now thats an idea! I'm telling you if you want emergency medical advice.... or a divorce look no further.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (Zmczq)

412 >>>364
Is she saying people are better off collecting welfare? Sounds like it.
Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 01:49 PM (dgsGa)
_______
She's saying "some people are suffering and I care about those people" she'll deny anything else.

She's an evil socialist with hypnosis training who is being advised by top behavy psychologists like Robert Cialdini. She's not dumb or incompetent.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (H0bCE)

413 No, she doesn't have a degree in economics. Engineering.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (ptqGC)

Sucked her way through engineering school. I never met one that dumb though. Even the female ones which are admittedly, damn few.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (o2MD2)

414
I don't find her good looking at all. Average.

Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (dgsGa)

415 399 355 Saw some magazines about "glamorous" first ladies.On the cover Mooch,Eleanor Roosevelt

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (LiyEm)

Ahahahahahahaha!

Try that on a Tinder date, fellas. "You have the glamor and sex appeal of Eleanor Roosevelt."
Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (S6rSu)



The LibMedia isn't even going to Jackie Kennedy as a tried and true standby?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (ujg0T)

416 396 55 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?

Dumb as a box of rocks, but hot.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)

If stripped, bound and gagged, yes.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (ujg0T)


I deny it. She looks she should be saying, "Welllll, Wilburrrr ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (YqDXo)

417 I can't believe the leftists will make this chick the face of the new! improved! Democratic Party.

But then I look at their promotion of Liawatha Warren.
Sheesh.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (0jtPF)

418 395. Bob, listen to Grump on this. He's quite right.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (fA1SL)

419 Why is it THE Bronx?

It isn't THE Queens. But it's always THE Bronx.

------------

The important questions that Andy Rooney never asked.

Posted by: SH at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (sX1BW)

420 At the end of the night, when it came time to split the $560 in tips she
had gotten at the bar, Ocasio-Cortez gave the waitress only $50. After
the waitress complained to her manager, her take was doubled to $100, a
source said.

http://tinyurl.com/yb4jjqlf
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 01:38 PM (wYseH)

That's one for you, 19 for me.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (NWiLs)

421 "I just lost my lunch and breakfast and second breakfast.
Posted by: Northernlurker"


At least he did not use Rosa Delauro as an example.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (OD2ni)

422 Try that on a Tinder date, fellas. "You have the glamor and sex appeal of Eleanor Roosevelt."
Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (S6rSu)


And the Democrat soi disant "elite" call US cousin humpers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (YqDXo)

423 My only question about "The Sayings of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez" is, just how many milliseconds will it be before Kshama "The Idiot" Sawant, Seattle city councilmarxist extraordinaire smacks her forehead and blames capitalism for Sawant's not having thought of that first.

Posted by: Tonestaple at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (ctOlR)

424 The first hardwood in Congress?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM


Not quite.

Posted by: Nancy, Maxine, Diane, and Susan at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (ctuyM)

425 It's appropriate that she has the Innsmouth look. The Democrats keep advancing their goal of turning this nation into Innsmouth.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (/qEW2)

426 Write opeds for the nytimes...like paul k.

Posted by: Slim at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (/7PPn)

427 Can you imagine what a real opposition party would do with opponents this stupid?

You have to know Trump wakes up every morning amazed at how easy this all is...

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (TN1P5)

428 Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (6JL3d)
---
Growth in real wages under Trump's direction is one of the most positive thing about Trump's economy.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (vDqXW)

429 business degree better than economics degree? nope ... economics majors come in #10 in top earners. Others above that mostly engineering. Surprising to me ... I thought feminist studies would be at the top.

cbsnews.com/news/8-reasons-not-to-get-a-business-degree/

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (bT8Z4)

430 Two jobs to survive? Think back to Obamacare which required companies to pay for full time workers but not part timers. Now, what do you think will be the outcome? What will you get more of, full time jobs or part time jobs?

Gold plated idiot.

Posted by: Decaf at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (Mymqt)

431
I think I've seen the Bronx from the BQE.
Didn't look like much.

NYC when viewed from I-95 in New Jersey, looks like one of those African ant mounds.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (roQNm)

432 She is zealous, I'll give her that. But those eyes - I can bet that she did not "play nice" as a little girl.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (QUBWE)

433 I don't find her good looking at all. Average.

Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (dgsGa)


I find her strong pulse and no gross physical deformities to be enchanting. Intoxicating, even.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (fiGNd)

434 "387 I want the country back whose idea of "patriotism" does not hinge upon affirming our intelligence agencies."

Hear, hear. Brilliant comment.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (0gA7N)

435 Me: (wheeling my 90 yr old mom thru FDR memorial) Mom, you want a picture with Eleanor?Mom: (deaf as a post and LOUD) WITH THAT OLD DYKE? NO. I ALWAYS HATED HER.Me: So, we'll skip that. Let's go watch the kids in the fountain.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (VhgRL)

436 325 2 predictions with 90% certainty:



1. She sports a run of the mill tramp stamp and maybe a heart or flower in the vajayjay neighborhood.





2. Has sucked cock on camera

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 17, 2018 01:44 PM (ARUHl)



The first hardwood in Congress?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (nBr1j)


I recall not too long ago, a rather attractive young lady running for some office somewhere, and they found pictures of her in a Halloween costume, doing some sort of simulated something.

It was speculated at the time, it's only a matter of time before it's routine that candidates running for office will have their REALLY embarrassing social media posts finding their way into oppo campaign ads.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (9chmE)

437 260 This chica has crazy written all over. I mean, that priceless look when you tell her no, I was lying, I don't love you and I said it just to get in your pants now it's over.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth

Just make sure you can get to the door faster than she can get to the knife block.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (DfQBn)

438 406
If stripped, bound and gagged, yes.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (ujg0T)

----

You??

or her??
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (8XRCm)



Call me crazy, but I have often fantasized about leftist "womyn" getting their just desserts and at the tender mercies of:
1. The criminals they coddle,
2. Illegal Aliens (Machismo) or
2. Jihadists (Purdah)

Call it rapey-porn, but they SO deserve it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (ujg0T)

439 Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (6JL3d)

I'd love to say you're wrong, but you're not. President Trump has managed to seriously tilt the table back to America by acknowledging these facts. Ocasio-Cortez has to either be a free trader, or watch the globalist faction of NYC desperately fund the Republican in her race.

If Dems and the GOP both have strong anti-NAFTA factions, that's the end of the ball game. And they know it.

Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2018 01:58 PM (S6rSu)

440 I can't believe you ppl are responding to what I said instead of just snickering because it's me.

It's like I don't know you...

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 17, 2018 01:58 PM (mtfdF)

441 Why is it THE Bronx?

It isn't THE Queens. But it's always THE Bronx.
Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM


Why is THE Battery always down?

Posted by: Neil DeGas Tyson at July 17, 2018 01:58 PM (ctuyM)

442 Growth in real wages under Trump's direction is one of the most positive thing about Trump's economy.

Actual Economic Growth + Tightened Labor Market = Wage Hikes

IT'S SORCERY, I TELL YOU!!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 01:58 PM (Boy/L)

443 It will shock everyone here to know that "Brook Avenue Press" does not appear to exist or have any products.





That's because they've completed the job of portraying the Bronx in a positive light.

Or never could do it in the first place.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 01:58 PM (O5Q3r)

444 One thing I like about the Hudson River is that it seperates NYC from NJ. Ya have to ignore the orccasional floating body

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 01:58 PM (Lg2h/)

445 399 Saw some magazines about "glamorous" first ladies.On the cover Mooch,Eleanor Roosevelt
________________

Saw a video of MO the other day, in shorts and platform shoes, trying to "dance" next to somebody (Beyonce's mother, IIRC), but moving in that self-conscious, post-menopausal, suburban mom kind of way. Sad and funny, at the same time.

Glamorous, she's not.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2018 01:58 PM (fqUgw)

446 Why is it THE Bronx?

It isn't THE Queens. But it's always THE Bronx.
Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (dgsGa)

The Bronx was originally part of Manhattan called 'The Annexed District of the Bronx', which, over time, was shortened to 'The Bronx'.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 17, 2018 01:59 PM (j6XEO)

447 Why is it THE Bronx?

It isn't THE Queens. But it's always THE Bronx.

Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 01:54 PM (dgsGa)


The Bronx is the only one of the boroughs that has a river, so, just as you'd talk about the East River or the Hudson River, you'd talk about the Bronx River and so people began applying "The" to "Bronx" because that was where the river was.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2018 01:59 PM (kqsXK)

448 I recall not too long ago, a rather attractive young lady running for some office somewhere, and they found pictures of her in a Halloween costume, doing some sort of simulated something.

It was speculated at the time, it's only a matter of time before it's routine that candidates running for office will have their REALLY embarrassing social media posts finding their way into oppo campaign ads.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (9chmE)

Was that the one who denied being a witch?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 17, 2018 01:59 PM (nBr1j)

449 "Why is it THE Bronx?

It isn't THE Queens. But it's always THE Bronx.

------------
The important questions that Andy Rooney never asked.
Posted by: SH"


As a fromer resident of The Bronx (back when it was 212), I believe it is because it was a more formal way of describing rivers, after which it named and it just stuck. I would use "Bronx, NY" as my address and it was fine.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 01:59 PM (OD2ni)

450 Stupid to the nth degree.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 17, 2018 01:59 PM (HLTe8)

451 377 333 "can barely feed their family"

So many underfed people around, it reminds me of the Great Depression.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 17, 2018 01:46 PM (KuDNQ)

I do not understand poverty pimps, just as I do not understand race hustlers.

Poor people in this country are fat, own cars and big screen tvs, and cellphones.

If they cannot manage to collect enough from Uncle Sugar, then they haven't met the right social worker yet.

I have also noticed that none of these grievance mongers are living in a tent under the highway underpass, either.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (7UW64)

If you took the poor from the US and placed them in India

















They be in the Top 30% and would be considered upper middle class, I saw that it blew me away. What was the old saying, We drive to the poor house.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (dKiJG)

452 Liberty is the cure for all our woes. Accept no substitute.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (yQpMk)

453 No, she doesn't have a degree in economics. Engineering.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (ptqGC)

Sucked her way through engineering school. I never met one that dumb though. Even the female ones which are admittedly, damn few.



BA, Economics and International Relations, Boston University.

There is an internet out there, people. You can look things up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (fuK7c)

454 Saw some magazines about "glamorous" first ladies.On the cover Mooch,Eleanor Roosevelt

ER was a glamorous as bucket of mud.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (Boy/L)

455 Too much fun with this one, Alexandria Occasional-Cortex.
Kitten, I'll trade you this big shiny nickel for your dull dumb ol' small dime.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (QLvwG)

456 man i gotta Do something today. gees.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Go boat shopping and surprise the wife.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (P/aDH)

Tell her you have a surprise for her. Blindfold her. Take her on a boat ride way far our. Celebrate sown bullshit. Slip a Cosby. Bag it and tag it with chains and anchors. Deposit into Ocean. Return home and immediately take off clothes and leave toilet seat up.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (E5dnG)

457 It's not that she is good looking, it's rather that she looks like a slut that I find appealing.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (ARUHl)

458 453 No, she doesn't have a degree in economics. Engineering.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (ptqGC)

Sucked her way through engineering school. I never met one that dumb though. Even the female ones which are admittedly, damn few.


BA, Economics and International Relations, Boston University.

There is an internet out there, people. You can look things up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (fuK7c)


Building Bridges across the Florida University Campus.

But mostly collapsing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (1AK1h)

459 The LibMedia isn't even going to Jackie Kennedy as a tried and true standby?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (ujg0T)

Oh, she is there too. But honestly, the Kennedy thing is played as hell, and Jackie is a reminder of the JFK/ Teddy dirtbag legacy.

It has to hurt Hillary that despite lockstep praise from A-list celebs and an insane amount of graft to buy custom fashion, she still is ranked as less attractive, graceful, and likable than Moochelle.

Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (S6rSu)

460
Growth in real wages under Trump's direction is one of the most positive thing about Trump's economy.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 01:56 PM (vDqXW)

And that is indeed good, but the problems with the system as a whole aren't going away simply because Trump might give us a good ten to twenty years of growth with solid economic decisions.

There's a structural issue with fiat currencies that brings down literally every government that introduces them. Every bloody time. o_O We'll likely see a good breather period here under Trump's administration, but you can't kick the can forever.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (6JL3d)

461 409
Le Bronx.

Posted by: In French at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (vDqXW)

El Bronx, gringo.

Posted by: Friendly Neighborhood Illegal Alien at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (8iiMU)

462 I find abject stupidity a real turn off.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (Lg2h/)

463

PDT ABOUT TO MAKE ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT PUTIN MEETING.

STAY TOOONED....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (1AK1h)

464 It's not that she is good looking, it's rather that she looks like a slut that I find appealing.


Indeed. She looks like a dirty dirty girl.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (yQpMk)

465 People like to say the economy is booming, and to some extent, it is! However, that doesn't change the systematic issues that have been plaguing us since before I was born.

There are some serious, severe problems with the economic system of the USA but they are nearly all due to encroaching socialism and cronyism. The "too big to fail" effect is seriously hurting us, as are excessive federal weight on state and local economies, expenses we shouldn't have to pay, lingering effects of union extortion, and so on.

People complain about a static wage level, but the rocketing wages over the 80s and 90s were severely destructive, because they were over taking productivity and possible economic growth and were almost entirely created by unions. Letting the economy catch up is a way of reducing the damage these guys did by getting too-rich compensation packages, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (39g3+)

466 Naw. Not hot.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (+lOpA)

467 I have a couple of econ degrees. It's a fake (social) science. Only non-econ majors think there's much to it.





In May at my son's graduation (engineering) at a frat party, I asked one of my son's friends what his major was. He said "econ." I said, "That's a bullshit degree." He looked shocked. I said, "You know how I know?" Then we both cracked up.



Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (VhgRL)

468 >>I find her strong pulse and no gross physical deformities to be enchanting. Intoxicating, even.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (fiGNd)

Your princess in Chappaqua awaits.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (Bdeb0)

469 when talking about Rt. 51 here in AZ why do they say The 51?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (Zmczq)

470 Ocasio-Cortez reeks of the same political machine that produced Obama.

Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (SV/HG)

471 >>>Sucked her way through engineering school. I never met one that dumb though. Even the female ones which are admittedly, damn few.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (o2MD2)
________
She's not dumb if she made it through engineering school.

Just because she's an evil socialist, it doesn't make her dumb. It makes her Dangerous.

And she's being advised by Robert Cialdini, or at least his team, plus she appears to have Ericsonian hypnosis training. She's going to be a strong far left political force for quite a while.

She's evil and a strong opponent against us. Don't underestimate anyone who can generate this much attention with this little political experience. She's skilled.

We underestimated Obama.
They underestimated Trump.

Don't underestimate Ol' Crazy Eyes.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (H0bCE)

472 There is an internet out there, people. You can look things up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (fuK7c)

Jane was taking about her sister or sister in law having a degree in Engineering, not Cortez..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (AllCR)

473 453 No, she doesn't have a degree in economics. Engineering.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 01:51 PM (ptqGC)

Sucked her way through engineering school. I never met one that dumb though. Even the female ones which are admittedly, damn few.


BA, Economics and International Relations, Boston University.

There is an internet out there, people. You can look things up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (fuK7c)

Yeah, but It's only to 've used for bikini, boobs, and nudes.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (E5dnG)

474 Bandersnatch, I think you missed a comment or two. We weren't talking about crazy eyes.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (o2MD2)

475
Remember, she's a Democrat-SOCIALITE...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (1AK1h)

476 So many underfed people around, it reminds me of the Great Depression.


And yet, all I hear about is "The Obesity Epidemic".

Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (O5Q3r)

477 PDT ABOUT TO MAKE ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT PUTIN MEETING.

STAY TOOONED....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (1AK1h)

----

Walk back???


Or Doubling Down.





I wager 500 Quatloos on the Newcomer to Double Down.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (8XRCm)

478

WHAT'S THIS?!

Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened at the summit.


Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (dgsGa)

479 Sasse is an asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (Lg2h/)

480 I recall not too long ago, a rather attractive young lady running for some office somewhere, and they found pictures of her in a Halloween costume, doing some sort of simulated something.

It was speculated at the time, it's only a matter of time before it's routine that candidates running for office will have their REALLY embarrassing social media posts finding their way into oppo campaign ads.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 01:57 PM (9chmE)

That woman works for MSNBC now and no I am not joking. I thought it was the Chick that her Dad in now her Mom

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 17, 2018 02:03 PM (dKiJG)

481 >> Naw. Not hot.


Just hot enough for some 2 am parking lot butt sex.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 02:03 PM (Y10fs)

482 Education in the traditional sense did not exactly prepare me for the glamorous life of a process engineer and courteous and popular proprietor of a laundromat. And yet, undergrad in philosophy and MBA later, here I am. It's amusing how disappointed my family were. Brought to mind that Monty Python coal-mining son of a poetess and a playwright.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (fA1SL)

483 and that girl could gag on a huge dik.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (ARUHl)

484 459 Yeah but Mooch get +10000000 because black...

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (LiyEm)

485 Brook Avenue Press did exist but not so much any more. So much for all that economical expertise.

https://tinyurl.com/ycnsbh5j

Posted by: Tonestaple at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (ctOlR)

486 >>Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened at the summit.


Sucks to be in the Minority, Chuck.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (Y10fs)

487 There is an internet out there, people. You can look things up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (fuK7c)


I do.

https://tinyurl.com/yddot8sw

**deep longing sigh of suppressed lust**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (kqsXK)

488 Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened at the summit.

Trump should tell Schumer to take a hike.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (AllCR)

489
Democrats want to hold HEARINGS to keep this fake outrage going.

Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (dgsGa)

490 I had IQf50. fun day.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (5mGLC)

491 It was speculated at the time, it's only a matter of time before it's routine that candidates running for office will have their REALLY embarrassing social media posts finding their way into oppo campaign ads.

There was a thing on the radio this morning that didn't enter my brain pan until halfway through the story, so parts of this will be wrong.

The mayor in someplace like Minneapolis has asked a City Council candidate to withdraw.

The City Council candidate is in the middle of a bad breakup and thought it prudent to post a topless pic of his ex-wife/girlfriend on his campaign page.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (fuK7c)

492 I think some of y'all are going to be surprised when the feminist engineering quotas start to flood the workplace on just how dumb they are.

Remember the overpass in Florida that collapsed? That was just the beginning.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (E5dnG)

493 Trump should tell Schumer to take a hike.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (AllCR)

Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (NWiLs)

494 433 I don't find her good looking at all. Average.

Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 01:55 PM (dgsGa)

I find her strong pulse and no gross physical deformities to be enchanting. Intoxicating, even.
________________

She's one of those chicks who can look very attractive if they're made up properly and photographed from good angles and in the right light. But they can also look kind of ugly and downright scary at other times.

Like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry is dating a woman and sometimes she looks hot, and sometimes she looks like a hag.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (fqUgw)

495 anyway, she's not even Bronx, just a fake all around.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (dPd5y)

496 Democrats want to hold HEARINGS to keep this fake outrage going.
Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (dgsGa)

Don't worry sessions will take care of it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (Lg2h/)

497 472
There is an internet out there, people. You can look things up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (fuK7c)



Excuse me? if I knew this was going to be work.....gees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (Zmczq)

498 Education in the traditional sense did not exactly prepare me for the glamorous life of a process engineer and courteous and popular proprietor of a laundromat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (fA1SL)


That's what I've gotta' do.

I gotta' parlay this Freelance Thing ... and the sweet, sweet Freelance Cash that comes with it ... into some kind of sustainable small business.

But I have no clue what. I'd love to buy into a piece of a liquor store - but I have no idea how to get started.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (fiGNd)

499 I'd love to say you're wrong, but you're not. President Trump has
managed to seriously tilt the table back to America by acknowledging
these facts. Ocasio-Cortez has to either be a free trader, or watch the
globalist faction of NYC desperately fund the Republican in her race.



If Dems and the GOP both have strong anti-NAFTA factions, that's the end of the ball game. And they know it.

Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2018 01:58 PM (S6rSu)


Magnificent how he's making all the right people angry. o_O It's been the most interesting political time I've ever seen, partly because I didn't have a broad enough knowledge base to understand what I do now when I was young... and partly because the man is a wrecking ball being visited upon the stagnant, bloated carcass of a city that is D.C., and is unlike anything ever seen in American politics before.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 17, 2018 02:06 PM (6JL3d)

500 OAN news was chuckling over Ocasio-Cortez loss for words yesterday after she claimed that Israel is occupying Palestine. After the interviewer asked her again(trying to prop her up) what she meant by that, she kind of fumbled around , then giggled and said she wasn't an expert in the geopolitical world.

OAN then rightly pointed out that Cortez degree is in International Relations.

Affirmative action at work before your eyes.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2018 02:06 PM (K8r57)

501 anyway, she's not even Bronx, just a fake all around.
Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (dPd5y)

She's probably a Met's fan

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:06 PM (Lg2h/)

502 477
I wager 500 Quatloos on the Newcomer to Double Down.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (8XRCm


His tweet blasted the Fake News reaction to the press conference so your bet is a smart one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:06 PM (1AK1h)

503 498. Mini self storage. Turn-key. Almost fully automated.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:06 PM (fA1SL)

504 Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (NWiLs)

No; I kinda think that wouldn't improve things.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (AllCR)

505 Hello? 2018?

2018, pick up.

Damn, answering machine.

This is the 1980s. Really, hang on to the foreign policy--I thing you're going to need it.

You're welcome.

Posted by: The 1980s at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (vDqXW)

506 Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs.


...and we have an opioid crisis because everyone is taking both Oxycontin and shooting heroin.


Duh.

Posted by: Momma told me not to post at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (lLoBm)

507 "I thought it was the Chick that her Dad in now her Mom
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio"


You were confusing Krystal Ball with Katy Tur. Ball's Halloween picture were actually kinda hot. Katy Tur has a nice body but also has a butterface.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (OD2ni)

508 478

WHAT'S THIS?!

Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened at the summit.


Posted by: Soothi at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (dgsGa)


"Sorry, Cuck. We invoke the Strzok privilege."

- - NS Team

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (1AK1h)

509 Hope Trump demands that they publicly expose the evidence of Russian "interference."
Whatever it was past trolls.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (VhgRL)

510 Looks like she squandered her education at Boston University and has been enlightened from her time as a bartender.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (ATVNj)

511 501 As a socialist she can redistribute some of the Yankees championships to the Mets..

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (LiyEm)

512 493
Trump should tell Schumer to take a hike.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (AllCR)



Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (NWiLs)


Trump should talk Schumer into swallowing his own tongue.

Posted by: Hannibal Lector at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (SV/HG)

513 399 355Saw some magazines about "glamorous" first ladies.On the cover Mooch,Eleanor Roosevelt

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (LiyEm)

Ahahahahahahaha!

Try that on a Tinder date, fellas. "You have the glamor and sex appeal of Eleanor Roosevelt."
Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2018 01:53 PM (S6rSu)

Lisa Simpson described the Malibu Stacy doll she was designing as having the "down to earth good looks of Eleanor Roosevelt."

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (7HtZB)

514 Occasional-Cortex is an "around-the-way girl."

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (Bdeb0)

515

Leave the Bronx!

https://youtu.be/1y8SvVoo3P8

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (IqV8l)

516 I can't be out of money, Daddy! I still have checks in my checkbook.

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (QLvwG)

517 >>Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.

Geez.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (mtfdF)

518
There are some serious, severe problems with the economic system of
the USA but they are nearly all due to encroaching socialism and
cronyism. The "too big to fail" effect is seriously hurting us, as are
excessive federal weight on state and local economies, expenses we
shouldn't have to pay, lingering effects of union extortion, and so on.



People complain about a static wage level, but the rocketing wages
over the 80s and 90s were severely destructive, because they were over
taking productivity and possible economic growth and were almost
entirely created by unions. Letting the economy catch up is a way of
reducing the damage these guys did by getting too-rich compensation
packages, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R. Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:01 PM (39g3+)


There is a balancing act to be found - and that is why I am pessimistic about the long-term health of the country. We don't do balance well -_-

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (6JL3d)

519 Hot? Gross.



Those teeth are a danger and she has bug lunatic eyes.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (VhgRL)

520 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (MxEKc)

521 This is the 1980s. Really, hang on to the foreign policy--I thing you're going to need it.

I'd gladly go back to an 18 division army and 600 ship Navy with 16 carrier battle groups and 100 fast attack submarines.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (Boy/L)

522 I find abject stupidity a real turn off.

-
In the morning.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (+y/Ru)

523 There is an internet out there, people. You can look things up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (fuK7c)
---
You're welcome.

Posted by: Al Gore at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (vDqXW)

524 BA, Economics and International Relations, Boston University.


There is an internet out there, people. You can look things up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (fuK7c)


It was in reference to my Prog NYC SiL, a retired engineer, who has actually informed us that we should all be *made* to pay 90% of our earnings in taxes so *free healthcare* and *free* college education for all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (ptqGC)

525 Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.
Posted by: Insomniac

No; I kinda think that wouldn't improve things.


*******


Might straighten out that little bend in his nose. Worth a try.

Posted by: Momma told me not to post at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (lLoBm)

526
BA, Economics and International Relations, Boston University.


The Jesuits strike again

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (10vO4)

527 But I have no clue what. I'd love to buy into a piece of a liquor store - but I have no idea how to get started.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (fiGNd)

------

Tell the government you're from Pakistan and they will - no shit - give you many thousands of my dollars in tax breaks to start your business.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (AzW6q)

528 You were confusing Krystal Ball with Katy Tur. Ball's Halloween picture were actually kinda hot. Katy Tur has a nice body but also has a butterface.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (OD2ni)

Wasn't really looking at her face.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (dKiJG)

529 Eleanor Roosevelt was glamorous?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (ATVNj)

530 Former President Barack Obama, in a rare post-presidency speech abroad, took several thinly veiled shots at his successor and other populist right-wing billionaires while openly touting a controversial liberal push for universal income.

"Universal Income" hey you were President, I don't remember you fighting for that? And is Soros, and the Amazon guy and Gates right wingers? Fuckin lying cock sucking faggot bastard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (Lg2h/)

531 Yes,at one time the Simpsons was funny.I know it is hard to believe...

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (LiyEm)

532 Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's
National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened
at the summit.







Posted by: Soothi


Isn't there video of everything but the private meeting between PDT and Putin? Why would he need to question President Trump's
National Security tea.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (P/aDH)

533 the man is a wrecking ball being visited upon the stagnant, bloated carcass of a city that is D.C., and is unlike anything ever seen in American politics before.

Yeah, and frankly as long as he keeps doing this, I just do not give a damn how crude or stumbling or embarrassing or
"friendly to Putin" he might be. I really do not give a damn as long as he keeps tearing the place apart. Its been so bad for so long and so rotten and awful it needs destroying, and he's the form of the destructor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (39g3+)

534
Trump had breakfast with the Finland leader, arrrhghghgfa.. impeach..... traitor... arrhhgghhhh.
- the leftists

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (r+sAi)

535 Zod proposes that a gene-splicing operation between Occasional-Cortex and Jackie Mackey Paisley Packey be undertaken at a very, very secure laboratory. The result could be...deployed against enemies of the People.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (Bdeb0)

536 The Jesuits strike again

That's BC.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (O5Q3r)

537 Hey you Two Jobbers. Missionary's are hard to find so how about throwing your scraps to the hobos. Help a guy out.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (Zmczq)

538 479 Sasse is an asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:02 PM (Lg2h/)


Evergreen comment.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (cvabZ)

539 I may not be attractive enough to date, but I'm attractive enough to lick a guy's balls while his wife rides his cock! #JennyFromTheBlock

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Threesome-Cortez at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (XcgmW)

540 Yes she's a slut. Shags like a minx. But you'd have to sleep with one eye open

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (n+6mJ)

541 >>>517 >>Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.

Geez.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (mtfdF)
_________
Only of it's a meat bat

Posted by: Ali Watkins & Lisa Page at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (H0bCE)

542 Isn't there video of everything but the private meeting between PDT and Putin? Why would he need to question President Trump's
National Security tea.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (P/aDH)

Trump doesn't drink tea. Covfefe.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (NWiLs)

543 Isn't unemployment low because of 8 years of lowering the denominator ('in' labor force numbers) to make 0 look okay?

Or have they finally moved that back up to something approaching reality?

I'm just wondering because I live in a blue hell hole where I'm not going to see improvement no matter what happens nationally.

Posted by: Methos at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (XQvuQ)

544 526. Jesuit? They should be so lucky.


Mmmmmmmmethodists.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (fA1SL)

545 Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (NWiLs)


Doesn't help.

Posted by: Harry Reid's brother at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (VhgRL)

546 Bandersnatch, I think you missed a comment or two. We weren't talking about crazy eyes.


My bad.

Meanwhile, Ocasio-Cortez is totally hawt.

If I insisted on not-crazy I'd be a virgin.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (fuK7c)

547 493 Trump should tell Schumer to take a hike.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 02:04 PM (AllCR)

Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018

The President has better things to do than stand in line all day.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (DfQBn)

548 "BA, Economics and International Relations, Boston University.

The Jesuits strike again
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic"


While the Jesuits are awful in many ways, this one is not on them as they run BC not BU.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (OD2ni)

549 Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened at the summit.
__________________________________

Right after you have a hearing on what happened with the Iranian sellout by Obama.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (ATVNj)

550 PDT ABOUT TO MAKE ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT PUTIN MEETING.

STAY TOOONED....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I'm ordering Mueller to indict Putin.


That should give all of them a new hobby.

Posted by: Donny Two scoops at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (tqyrn)

551 She's one of those chicks who can look very attractive if they're made up properly and photographed from good angles and in the right light. But they can also look kind of ugly and downright scary at other times.

Like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry is dating a woman and sometimes she looks hot, and sometimes she looks like a hag.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (fqUgw)

She reminds me of the female lead fish in the animated movie, Shark Tale. Giant bass lips and 2x6 teeth.

https://animatedkid.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/shark-tale10.png

Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (K8r57)

552 "can barely feed their family"

Many years ago I challenged a libtard on this "hunger in America" BS. LMA. "Find it, or shut up".

Posted by: ro-man at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (RuIsu)

553 545 Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (NWiLs)


Doesn't help.
Posted by: Harry Reid's brother at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (VhgRL)

It would make me feel better.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:11 PM (NWiLs)

554 Yes she's a slut. Shags like a minx. But you'd have to sleep with one eye open

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (n+6mJ)


That's why you gotta' Hit It and Quit It !!!

And don't use your real name. Maybe only take her out in a Rental Car.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:11 PM (fiGNd)

555 OAN then rightly pointed out that Cortez degree is in International Relations.

Affirmative action at work before your eyes.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2018 02:06 PM (K8r57)

+++

Maybe in only extends to the tip of Prince Edward Island.
We don't know.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 17, 2018 02:11 PM (QUBWE)

556 Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018

Listen I am hosting this dinner, anyone got fuckie chuckies' address

Posted by: Al Capone at July 17, 2018 02:11 PM (Lg2h/)

557 Yeah, she's got a degree in economics....supposedly.
Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (0+nbW)

--

She's already lied about her childhood by way of the neighborhood she actually lived in vs. her hard-scrabble schtruggle she portrayed.

On that note, I wanna see that Economics degree sheepskin.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 17, 2018 02:11 PM (mQ0Mc)

558 "Wasn't really looking at her face.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio"


You are wise.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 02:11 PM (OD2ni)

559 I really do not give a damn as long as he keeps
tearing the place apart. Its been so bad for so long and so rotten and
awful it needs destroying, and he's the form of the destructor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (39g3+)

Yeppers Chris. Even when he completely goes of script to bash this or that...I smile. When its a real reach I even laugh out loud.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (Zmczq)

560 OAN then rightly pointed out that Cortez degree is in International Relations.

Affirmative action at work before your eyes.
_______________

Know what other AA loser once actually cited his undergraduate classes in International Relations as one of his foreign policy qualifications (to be president): Barry Obama.

Sad but true.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (fqUgw)

561 If a retarded prostitute like Kamala Harris can get elected to the Senate, then Cortex can get elected to the House.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (llgJh)

562 Crazy eyes doesnt do anything for me. I could maybe get excited for Lady Kitty Spencer

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (shN6a)

563 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (Lg2h/)

564 Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened at the summit.
__________________________________

Right after you have a hearing on what happened with the Iranian sellout by Obama.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (ATVN)

Separation of powers, Chuck.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (K8r57)

565 554 Yes she's a slut. Shags like a minx. But you'd have to sleep with one eye open

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2018 02:09 PM (n+6mJ)

That's why you gotta' Hit It and Quit It !!!

And don't use your real name. Maybe only take her out in a Rental Car.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:11 PM (fiGNd)

Fake name.
Rental car.
Burner phone.
Hotel room.
Prepaid debit.
Go ghost before she wakes up.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (NWiLs)

566 I am stupider for having read this.

Posted by: Prisoner of Cuomostan at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (IQGRC)

567 561 If a retarded prostitute like Kamala Harris can get elected to the Senate, then Cortex can get elected to the House.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (llgJh)


"I know, right?"

- - Chubby Gillibrand

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (1AK1h)

568 Hey anyone have Juan Marichel's phone number

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (Lg2h/)

569
While the Jesuits are awful in many ways, this one is not on them as they run BC not BU.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (OD2ni)


My bad

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (10vO4)

570 And don't use your real name. Maybe only take her out in a Rental Car.

To her place. Using a burner phone. Hair dye and a moustache you shave off. Colored contacts. Cover your fingerprints with superglue.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (39g3+)

571 My goodness FBN is crazy.

All this "PDT should have really given it to Putin" and "he really missed an opportunity" and "he shouldn't have called out his own IC community"......


Now they have McTurtle up.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (8iiMU)

572 Is anyone else wondering about the prospect of massive, blatant voter fraud this fall?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (llgJh)

573


If you want to know how similar she is to an airhead blonde, google Miss Teen USA from South Carolina...

Indistinguishable.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (g55Q1)

574 Martin Luther King Jr. graduated from BU.

But then again, so did John Kerry.

My daughter goes there. Excellent business school. I think Ocassional-Cortisone got by on her Hispanic lunch ticket.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (ATVNj)

575 Nope. My mistake.

It was the 'Cross Bronx Expressway' coming off the George Washington Bridge, and if you take the lower level off the bridge, you don't see much. I always took the upper level on the bridge so I could admire the NYC skyline, the holes in the bridge deck large enough to swallow a semi, and the stripped and abandon stolen cars.

What is the neighboorhood just south of the BQE?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (roQNm)

576 BA, Economics and International Relations, Boston University.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:00 PM (fuK7c)


So she was bonking foreigners while taking economics courses? Do I have that right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (YqDXo)

577 568 Hey anyone have Juan Marichel's phone number
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (Lg2h/)


"Si..."

- - Luis Tiant

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (1AK1h)

578 "Meanwhile, Ocasio-Cortez is totally hawt.

If I insisted on not-crazy I'd be a virgin.
Posted by: Bandersnatch"


If I wanted to hit crazy, I'd go with Louise Mensch who is way hotter with a nicer body.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 02:14 PM (OD2ni)

579 521 This is the 1980s. Really, hang on to the foreign policy--I thing you're going to need it.

I'd gladly go back to an 18 division army and 600 ship Navy with 16 carrier battle groups and 100 fast attack submarines.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 02:08 PM (Boy/L)

And a half dozen different kinds of combat jets on carriers instead of one.

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:14 PM (7HtZB)

580 Trump should teach Schumer about the chain of command. That's the chain he beats him with until he learns who's in ruttin' command.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:14 PM (NWiLs)

581 wait until she learns about illegals driving down wages, taxes to support the same sucking away purchasing power and the whole welfare cliff that keeps folks from getting jobs.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 17, 2018 02:14 PM (GV6hq)

582 Wow ... the Covered Fingerprints is a nice twist.

I gotta' remember that one.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:14 PM (fiGNd)

583 The libs don't like insulting our intelligence agencies--but really--don't we have an FBI that can arrest Manafort for money-laundering, not-at-all related to the actions of a presidential candidate now president?

Don't we have the CIA and the FBI that can bring indictments of Russian saboteurs not-at-all related to the actions of a presidential candidate now president?

But it lacks the Jane-Doe, No-knock AM raids, Stasi flavor of the Mueller Stasi....

Aren't the Dems, by doubling-down on the super-serial-Constitutional mandate of Mueller to investigate the collusion of a President rather *insulting* our intel agencies, by taking cases away from them?

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:14 PM (vDqXW)

584 Da Bronx is the only one of the 5 boroughs of NYC that's connected to the continental US, so there's that....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 02:14 PM (y8Foj)

585 568 Hey anyone have Juan Marichel's phone number

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (Lg2h/)
_______________________________________

Yeah. Al Capone in The Intouchables. He got it from Nagin in The Walking Dead.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:15 PM (ATVNj)

586 574 Martin Luther King Jr. graduated from BU.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (ATVNj)


Where he plagiarized his dissertation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 02:15 PM (YqDXo)

587 If I wanted to hit crazy, I'd go with Louise Mensch who is way hotter with a nicer body.

"Say you're Harpo Marx! Say it! And wear this horse head! Yes, baby YES!"
-Louise Mensch in a more sane moment

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:15 PM (39g3+)

588 Brook Avenue Press did exist but not so much any more. So much for all that economical expertise.


To save people the trouble of searching the database:


Current Entity Status: INACTIVE - Dissolution by Proclamation / Annulment of Authority (Oct 26, 2016)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:15 PM (fuK7c)

589 Someone mentioned Ocasio-Cortez's teeth, which I think are scarier than her crazy eyes. But imagine this: she and Strzok get together and reproduce ... something. It has twice the teeth of anything human and once seen, they can never be forgotten.

Posted by: Tonestaple at July 17, 2018 02:15 PM (ctOlR)

590 ...people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week and can barely feed their family."


*******


When up from the ground came a-bubblin' crude.

Posted by: Momma told me not to post at July 17, 2018 02:15 PM (lLoBm)

591 As an economist, she's a hell of a bartender.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at July 17, 2018 02:15 PM (yX3gx)

592 t was the 'Cross Bronx Expressway' coming off the George Washington Bridge, and if you take the lower level off the bridge, you don't see much. I always took the upper level on the bridge so I could admire the NYC skyline, the holes in the bridge deck large enough to swallow a semi, and the stripped and abandon stolen cars.

I'm reminded of those monster potholes after I pay, what? $15 to cross that bitch?

Posted by: Donny Two scoops at July 17, 2018 02:16 PM (tqyrn)

593
URGENT: Comey has admitted that the FBI failed to examine the DNC server, but accepted the conclusions of DNC contractor CrowdStrike that Russian state agents hacked the DNC conclusions adopted by Mueller. So how could he be sure that the DNC was actually hacked. He couldn't.

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 17, 2018 02:16 PM (y3aQB)

594 Lisa Simpson described the Malibu Stacy doll she was designing as having the "down to earth good looks of Eleanor Roosevelt."

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (7HtZB)

The shivs the writers used to put out made them a brilliant show, NRA jokes notwithstanding.

"His radical right wing messaging makes me uncomfortable."

"He said Ted Kennedy lacked integrity! Can you believe it?!"

Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2018 02:16 PM (S6rSu)

595 554 I'd take her out WITH a rental car.

And then back over her for good measure.

Posted by: Prisoner of Cuomostan at July 17, 2018 02:16 PM (IQGRC)

596 Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened at the summit.

--

Schmuck, however, had zero national security issues with Barky's relaying off mike he'd "have more flexibility after the election" directed squarely toward evil nemesis Russian Putin.

Gee, that's curious...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 17, 2018 02:16 PM (mQ0Mc)

597 >>>You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?<<<

Hot? Slap a pair of tits on a 29 year-old Ted Cruz and here we are.

Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2018 02:17 PM (2Mnv1)

598 As an economist, she's a hell of a bartender.
Posted by: Jeffersonian


Watch her fuck up making a Long Island Iced Tea.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 17, 2018 02:17 PM (tqyrn)

599 568 Hey anyone have Juan Marichal's phone number
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (Lg2h/)


John Roseboro could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 02:17 PM (YqDXo)

600 570 And don't use your real name. Maybe only take her out in a Rental Car.

To her place. Using a burner phone. Hair dye and a moustache you shave off. Colored contacts. Cover your fingerprints with superglue.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (39g3+)

+++

You morons seem to have put more than a bit of thought into this.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 17, 2018 02:17 PM (QUBWE)

601 ...and interned for Ted Kennedy

Posted by: Braenyard at July 17, 2018 02:17 PM (chUvx)

602 She's a blithering idiot and sounds like and anti-semite to boot.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 01:32 PM (Lg2h/)

Most socialist/communist adherents are anti-semites for some reason.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (O9qtX)

603 She knows her economic policies are correct because she had them peer reviewed by hundreds of drunken middle-aged men who sat at her bar agreeing with and staring at the her boobs.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (ATVNj)

604 I wonder if she knows where the astronauts planted our flag on Mars?

Sheila Jackson Lee is still looking for it...

Posted by: MaGoose at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (0dmP2)

605 "Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened at the summit."


Chuck, you are in a position to demand nothing.

Posted by: Khan at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (OD2ni)

606 URGENT: Comey has admitted that the FBI failed to examine the DNC server, but accepted the conclusions of DNC contractor CrowdStrike that Russian state agents hacked the DNC conclusions adopted by Mueller.

We all know what that whore will accept. Would any judge or jury accept that POS?

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (tqyrn)

607 The Jesuits strike again


BC is the Jesuits, not BU.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (fuK7c)

608 Most socialist/communist adherents are anti-semites for some reason.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (O9qtX)

Plays well to certain demographics...

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (y8Foj)

609 597 >>>You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?

Hot? Slap a pair of tits on a 29 year-old Ted Cruz and here we are.

Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2018 02:17 PM (2Mnv1)


YIKES!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (1AK1h)

610 I don't believe Louise Mensch is insane.

I believe she's a talented grifter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 02:19 PM (AzW6q)

611
Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened at the summit.


Drop your pants and bend over Chuck and we'll show you what happened.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 02:19 PM (10vO4)

612 564 Chuck Schemer is demanding President Trump's National Security team appear before Congress to explain what happened at the summit.
__________________________________

Right after you have a hearing on what happened with the Iranian sellout by Obama.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:10 PM (ATVN)

Separation of powers, Chuck.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2018 02:12 PM (K8r57)

Hmmm.... sounds like a Logan act violation to me...

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 02:19 PM (NgKpN)

613 and thought it prudent to post a topless pic of his ex-wife/girlfriend on his campaign page.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (fuK7c)

How'd she look?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 02:19 PM (wYseH)

614 URGENT: Comey has admitted that the FBI failed to examine the DNC server, but accepted the conclusions of DNC contractor CrowdStrike that Russian state agents hacked the DNC conclusions adopted by Mueller. So how could he be sure that the DNC was actually hacked. He couldn't.
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 17, 2018 02:16 PM (y3aQB)


So why do we even have an FBI, if all they're doing is collating reports from people who at least putatively are doing the work of the FBI?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 02:19 PM (YqDXo)

615 .and interned for Ted Kennedy
Posted by: Braenyard at July 17, 2018 02:17 PM (chUvx)
---
I interred for Ted.

Posted by: Mary Joe Kupechne at July 17, 2018 02:19 PM (vDqXW)

616 OK Ok here my plan. I buy a boat...and surprise Heidi with it. BUT I also buy the new Ruger 9mm compact that is lefty friendly FOR HER!
Sounds solid!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (Zmczq)

617 Bill DiBlasio want to remove "Cross" from the Cross-Bronx Expressway.

Too Christian.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (ATVNj)

618 A chicken in every pot?

Check.

A car in every garage?

Check.

A job for every able-bodied adult?

Whoa, hang on a second, you lost me there.

Posted by: Momma told me not to post at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (lLoBm)

619 Someone mentioned Ocasio-Cortez's teeth, which I think are scarier than her crazy eyes. But imagine this: she and Strzok get together and reproduce ... something. It has twice the teeth of anything human and once seen, they can never be forgotten.

--

Now you've reminded me of that really cheesy 70s movie about the monster baby that goes on a murderous rampage in the hospital and beyond. I can still see the movie poster for it: a bassinet with a clawed hand hanging over the side. Scared the pants off of me as a kid.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (mQ0Mc)

620 You morons seem to have put more than a bit of thought into this.

I've been watching a lot of Forensic Files lately. They put a ton of seasons on Netflix.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (39g3+)

621 It's the Obama Question: Who's the bigger idiot, her, or the dimwits that voted for her?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (AM1GF)

622 Almost every woman looks best when she smiles.
Then there are the startling---dare I say "frightening?"--- exceptions.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (0jtPF)

623 So why do we even have an FBI, if all they're doing is collating reports from people who at least putatively are doing the work of the FBI?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 02:19 PM (YqDXo)
---
You blaspheme the Holy FBI?!

Posted by: FBI Inquisitor at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (vDqXW)

624 616. * raises hand again *
'Member - I called dibs on his stuff.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (fA1SL)

625 594 Lisa Simpson described the Malibu Stacy doll she was designing as having the "down to earth good looks of Eleanor Roosevelt."

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (7HtZB)

The shivs the writers used to put out made them a brilliant show, NRA jokes notwithstanding.

"His radical right wing messaging makes me uncomfortable."

"He said Ted Kennedy lacked integrity! Can you believe it?!"
Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2018 02:16 PM (S6rSu)

The best example of that was the episode when Bart got an elephant, and the elephant got loose and was rampaging in downtown Springfield. It ran past the RNC HQ to the cheers of those inside, and the sign outside read "We're Just Evil." Then it ran past the DNC HQ to the jeers of those inside, and the sign outside read "We Hate Life and Ourselves."

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (7HtZB)

626 OK Ok here my plan. I buy a boat...and surprise Heidi with it. BUT I also buy the new Ruger 9mm compact that is lefty friendly FOR HER!
Sounds solid!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (Zmczq)

There are quicker and less painful ways to commit suicide.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (mk7Bj)

627 "I don't believe Louise Mensch is insane.

I believe she's a talented grifter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice"


You might be right about that. And her bikini pics were impressive.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (OD2ni)

628 616 OK Ok here my plan. I buy a boat...and surprise Heidi with it. BUT I also buy the new Ruger 9mm compact that is lefty friendly FOR HER!
Sounds solid!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (Zmczq)

*heats iron to red hot*

You're going to need this.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (NWiLs)

629 She knows her economic policies are correct because she had them peer reviewed by hundreds of drunken middle-aged men who sat at her bar agreeing with and staring at the her boobs.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (ATVNj)


The entire discipline seems to be just bullshit political philosophy as applied to money.

I'm assuming one passes these classes by figuring out what the Prof wants to hear ... and then giving them that. Like every other class I ever attended that involved turning in papers.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (fiGNd)

630
BC is the Jesuits, not BU.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (fuK7c)



That's what they want you to believe but Jesuits can shape shift just like the Jews

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (10vO4)

631 619 Someone mentioned Ocasio-Cortez's teeth, which I think are scarier than her crazy eyes. But imagine this: she and Strzok get together and reproduce ... something. It has twice the teeth of anything human and once seen, they can never be forgotten.

--

Now you've reminded me of that really cheesy 70s movie about the monster baby that goes on a murderous rampage in the hospital and beyond. I can still see the movie poster for it: a bassinet with a clawed hand hanging over the side. Scared the pants off of me as a kid.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (mQ0Mc)

"Basket Case"!

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (7HtZB)

632 617 Bill DiBlasio want to remove "Cross" from the Cross-Bronx Expressway.

Too Christian.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (ATVNj)


Pillsbury Crescent Rolls Breathe Sigh of Relief.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (1AK1h)

633 Schumer gettin all uppity.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 02:22 PM (+lOpA)

634 and thought it prudent to post a topless pic of his ex-wife/girlfriend on his campaign page.

Posted by: Bandersnatch


Good news: He did NOT put her in a binder.


However............

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 17, 2018 02:22 PM (tqyrn)

635 BC is the Jesuits, not BU.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (fuK7c)
---
That's what the Jesuits WANT you to think!

Posted by: Alex Jones at July 17, 2018 02:22 PM (vDqXW)

636 594 Lisa Simpson described the Malibu Stacy doll she was designing as having the "down to earth good looks of Eleanor Roosevelt."

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:07 PM (7HtZB)


Down to earth? More like IN the earth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:22 PM (1AK1h)

637 I am as good as Lou Costello figuring the rent.

https://youtu.be/MS2aEfbEi7s

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at July 17, 2018 02:22 PM (QLvwG)

638 630
BC is the Jesuits, not BU.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:18 PM (fuK7c)



That's what they want you to believe but Jesuits can shape shift just like the Jews
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (10vO4)

But can they control the weather? Didn't think so.

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:22 PM (7HtZB)

639 BSNBC's well-reasoned critique of the Trump / Putin summit.

"His performance today will live in infamy as much as the Pearl Harbor attack or Kristallnacht."

- Fmr. Watergate Prosecutor Jill Wine-Banks on Trump's comments at the Helsinki summit

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (+y/Ru)

640 *heats iron to red hot*



You're going to need this.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (NWiLs)

Lol! Quit sneaking up like that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (Zmczq)

641 You morons seem to have put more than a bit of thought into this.
==============
I've been watching a lot of Forensic Files lately. They put a ton of seasons on Netflix.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (39g3+)


Meh ... I've just got a criminal mind.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (fiGNd)

642 Whatever happened to the DNC server? I presume it's been atomized. Like what happened in the movie Ted to the porn collection

If so, how could you get a conviction?

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (n+6mJ)

643 Schumer is late to the party - the #treason fever is already burning itself out. Hysteria is not sustainable in this day and age - the video game generation assures us of this.

Posted by: rammajamma at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (AjNMO)

644 "593
URGENT: Comey has admitted that the FBI failed to examine the DNC server, but accepted the conclusions of DNC contractor CrowdStrike that Russian state agents hacked the DNC conclusions adopted by Mueller. So how could he be sure that the DNC was actually hacked. He couldn't."

Never mentioned is that the FBI, if it had probable cause to believe it was a matter of national security, could have obtained a search warrant to forcibly seize the server. They fucking suspected or even knew from Day One it was an inside hack job. Whoever was responsible, the murder of the primary suspect in a potential inside job has scared the shit out of the Deep State.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (0gA7N)

645 Now you've reminded me of that really cheesy 70s movie about the monster baby that goes on a murderous rampage in the hospital and beyond. I can still see the movie poster for it: a bassinet with a clawed hand hanging over the side. Scared the pants off of me as a kid.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (mQ0Mc)



It's Alive. I think.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (+lOpA)

646 620 You morons seem to have put more than a bit of thought into this.

I've been watching a lot of Forensic Files lately. They put a ton of seasons on Netflix.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (39g3+)

+++

I've been also watching them on the YouTube. People are dumb at killing others and hiding the evidence, as people are dumb in other areas, as we already know.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (QUBWE)

647 So she was bonking foreigners while taking economics courses?


Bonking foreigners is as good as it gets. One of my favorites was a night where the girl in question and I did not have a single word in common nor any ability to understand each other.

Heaven.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:24 PM (fuK7c)

648 Who actually controls the weather?
Use your mind.
Know the facts.
Triangulate.

Posted by: Q at July 17, 2018 02:24 PM (vDqXW)

649
It's Alive. I think.

--

That's it!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 17, 2018 02:25 PM (mQ0Mc)

650 The best example of that was the episode when Bart got an elephant, and the elephant got loose and was rampaging in downtown Springfield. It ran past the RNC HQ to the cheers of those inside, and the sign outside read "We're Just Evil." Then it ran past the DNC HQ to the jeers of those inside, and the sign outside read "We Hate Life and Ourselves."

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:21 PM (7HtZB)


I liked the episode where Sideshow Bob escaped and kidnapped Bart.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:25 PM (fiGNd)

651 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun Rolled Up Man Pants at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (mQ0Mc)





It's Alive. I think.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (+lOpA)

...and under your bed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:25 PM (Zmczq)

652 The difference between guppy face and Barry is that barry had the intelligence community writing his backstory and covering his tracks since birth. This chick doesn't.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 02:25 PM (E5dnG)

653 642 Whatever happened to the DNC server? I presume it's been atomized. Like what happened in the movie Ted to the porn collection

If so, how could you get a conviction?
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (n+6mJ)


Note the pressure ramping up on Assange.

Atomized, my ass. The data still exists somewhere.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:25 PM (1AK1h)

654 What is the neighboorhood just south of the BQE?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (roQNm)

Lots of them.

Most of Brooklyn!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 02:25 PM (wYseH)

655 Allowing illegal aliens to vote in our elections isn't like the Russians influencing them because, you know, they're voting.

Posted by: Little Lupe-Cortex at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (HiLJ1)

656 I'll say this. My first wife was no Eleanor Roosevelt.

Posted by: Momma told me not to post at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (lLoBm)

657 So she was bonking foreigners while taking economics courses?


Bonking foreigners is as good as it gets. One of my favorites was a night where the girl in question and I did not have a single word in common nor any ability to understand each other.

Heaven.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Kawasaki!!!!! Kawasaki!!! KAWASAKI!!!!!!!*




wrong hole

Posted by: just the punchline at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (tqyrn)

658 641. In that case - here's a small business plan right up your alley. Look for a down at the heels laundromat or self-storage place. Dig a little. Find the owner. Offer to purchase same - owner finance, first two months receipts as deposit. He says yes? Ink the deal. Then, sell it to another schmuck, slightly higher price, owner finance at your rate + 2% points, three months receipts as down payment.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (fA1SL)

659 What is the neighboorhood just south of the BQE?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (roQNm)


Gotta be more specific, dude.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (1AK1h)

660 Has anyone seen the Las Vegas car chase shoot out? That officer has some balls on him but he needs to practice his magazine change. Again beach size balls though.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (ziriD)

661 651 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun Rolled Up Man Pants at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (mQ0Mc)





It's Alive. I think.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (+lOpA)

...and under your bed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:25 PM (Zmczq)



Seared. Seared into my memory.


Actually it was Salem's Lot that scared the bejeesus out of me.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (+lOpA)

662

She's the perfect running mate for Bernie. Hillary can take both of them out with one vodka-and-garlic breath.

Posted by: Sphynx at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (rXie1)

663 >>To her place. Using a burner phone. Hair dye and a moustache you shave off. Colored contacts. Cover your fingerprints with superglue.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:13 PM (39g3+)

And replace a molar with a cyanide capsule. The pain is only momentary; shame lives forever.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (Bdeb0)

664 I'm sure that Conquistador-Cortez' solution will be to flood the labor market.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:27 PM (vDqXW)

665 This chick doesn't.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 17, 2018 02:25 PM (E5dnG)

-----

Doesn't matter.

She has a rotten borough.

So, at her age, you can expect to be seeing Ojo Loco in the House for the rest of your natural life.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 02:27 PM (AzW6q)

666 657
wrong hole
Posted by: just the punchline at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (tqyrn)

Confucius say no such thing as wrong hole...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:27 PM (1AK1h)

667 Ocasio is like Huma in that in some pictures she looks hot and in others looks like one of the variants of alien from whatever the movie after prometheus is.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 02:27 PM (LtG+N)

668 and thought it prudent to post a topless pic of his ex-wife/girlfriend on his campaign page.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:05 PM (fuK7c)

How'd she look?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at J



Radio story. I don't have enough info to look it up and assume it's been scrubbed.

I do, of course, want to see it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:27 PM (fuK7c)

669 URGENT: Comey has admitted that the FBI failed to examine the DNC server, but accepted the conclusions of DNC contractor CrowdStrike that Russian state agents hacked the DNC conclusions adopted by Mueller.

-
Old and busted: first the investigation then the convulsions

New hotness: first the conclusions then the investigation

You know, like climate science.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 02:27 PM (+y/Ru)

670 Remember, she touts herself as being a super-well-educated economist.

If I can't see as far as others, it's because I stand upon the shoulders of Robert Reich.

Posted by: Alex the Cortez at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (+cu3S)

671 It's Alive. I think.
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (+lOpA)

Yes and it was awesome.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (ziriD)

672 Whatever happened to the DNC server? I presume it's been atomized. Like what happened in the movie Ted to the porn collection

If so, how could you get a conviction?
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2018 02:23 PM (n+6mJ)

Umm, just like with the Concord Company lawsuit, where their lawyers showed up in court ready to plead not guilty and demanding to see the evidence, which Mueller still has not produced(tried to convince judge that the Russian suspects hadn't been served properly, to which the judge incredulously said, "what? They are right hear answering the indictment", there isn't going to ever be a conviction of any Russian. This is all political theater. There is no way Mueller is going to either put a bunch of fake evidence up in court, or is the CIA going to allow him to reveal sources and methods used to obtain any true evidence against these Russians.


It's never going to ever be in court.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (K8r57)

673 I've been also watching them on the YouTube. People are dumb at killing others and hiding the evidence, as people are dumb in other areas, as we already know.

The thing is about those shows is that they catch the dumb ones. The smart ones, once in a while. But there are a lot out there who never get caught. I mean they only got the Green River Killer because he turned himself in. The FBI estimates there are probably thousands of serial killers out there active they know nothing about or cannot catch.

But its fun watching how they get the ones they get, and I learn a lot watching. Whats particularly interesting is seeing old episodes where a young Trey Gowdy is in them as a prosecutor or where a cop says "well we were watching Forensic Files and they mentioned a technique.."

Its been on since Clinton was in office, so there's a ton of stuff.

I also like the First 48, because its just gritty, street level cop work no fancy chemicals or labs, no guys checking DNA. Just police work, procedure. And lots of stupid criminals.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (39g3+)

674 Note the pressure ramping up on Assange.

Atomized, my ass. The data still exists somewhere.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:25 PM (1AK1h)
++++++++++
It would shock me not one iota if it's actually gone. They had in a central place, not distributed all over the globe like most modern systems. All you have to do shred the server, backups and every endpoint.

This is why the Wiener laptop was such a big deal - it was an endpoint they had *lost* and so was a recovery vehicle. If that is now shredded instead of gathering dust in an evidence locker somewhere, that data could well be actually gone at this point unless we find another missing endpoint.

The real variable is probably the NSA or the FSB or the PLA or Mossad. It is possible any or all of those four have much or all of it, but civilian LE can never put their hands on it, let alone use it to build a case.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (I2dne)

675 Now you've reminded me of that really cheesy 70s movie about the monster baby that goes on a murderous rampage in the hospital and beyond. I can still see the movie poster for it: a bassinet with a clawed hand hanging over the side. Scared the pants off of me as a kid.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 17, 2018 02:20 PM (mQ0Mc)



"It's Alive!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_Alive_(1974_film)

As a kid in the 1970's, I really got the impression we were just *not* wanted by society at large, from Rosemary's Baby to The Omen.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (ujg0T)

676 New hotness: first the conclusions then the investigation

You know, like climate science.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 02:27 PM (+y/Ru)
---
Or anything advanced by the "Party of Science".

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (vDqXW)

677
Whatever happened to the DNC server? I presume it's been atomized. Like what happened in the movie Ted to the porn collection

They say it was probably " decomissioned" which means taken apart and destroyed

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (10vO4)

678 Waiting for the internet photos of Incursion-Corset from her days as a pole dancer in Revere, Mass.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (ATVNj)

679 In that case - here's a small business plan right up your alley.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (fA1SL)


I dream of a one-stop shop Liquor Store / Adult Bookstore / Marijuana Dispensary.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:29 PM (fiGNd)

680 Confucius say WONG HOLE

Posted by: Adobe juan kenobe at July 17, 2018 02:29 PM (7JTOl)

681 641 & 658. Learned that racket from an electrical engineer whose family fell for that when they got off the boat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:29 PM (fA1SL)

682
Seared. Seared into my memory.





Actually it was Salem's Lot that scared the bejeesus out of me.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 02:26 PM (+lOpA)

I was such a pussy as a kid for that stuff. or maybe I just had a very very vivid imagination. Yeah, thats it. Man I had some sweaty sleepless nights.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:29 PM (Zmczq)

683 Big question is where does Ocasia -Cortz fall on the Universal Hot-Crazy matrix?

Posted by: Ripley at July 17, 2018 02:30 PM (MxEKc)

684 They say it was probably " decomissioned" which means taken apart and destroyed
___________________________________

The DNC computer contractors better have a back-up. That is their best insurance against Arkancide.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:30 PM (ATVNj)

685 680 Confucius say WONG HOLE
Posted by: Adobe juan kenobe at July 17, 2018 02:29 PM (7JTOl)


"You go NOW!"

- - Secretary of Transportation

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:30 PM (1AK1h)

686 Robert Mueller should investigate whether the secret alien plans to take over the world were on the DNC server.

That might be why the ultra-competent FIB was not allowed to look at the server.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:30 PM (vDqXW)

687
>>Wiener laptop



Just occurred to me this is not an altogether wholesome phrase.

Posted by: Sphynx at July 17, 2018 02:30 PM (rXie1)

688 In that case - here's a small business plan right up your alley. Look for a down at the heels laundromat or self-storage place. Dig a little. Find the owner. Offer to purchase same - owner finance, first two months receipts as deposit. He says yes? Ink the deal. Then, sell it to another schmuck, slightly higher price, owner finance at your rate + 2% points, three months receipts as down payment.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
++++++++++
Charles Ponzi is on line one for you, Palp!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2018 02:30 PM (I2dne)

689 "...people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week and can barely feed their family."


********


Man, tell me about it. Joe the butcher over on Collins Avenue had to fill half his sausages with sawdust because it was too hard to make both ends meat!

Posted by: Momma told me not to post at July 17, 2018 02:30 PM (lLoBm)

690 By the way, Outdoor channel has a cool show called Hollywood Weapons. An ex Special Forces guy who loves movies goes around and checks out scenes in films to see if they could work like that in real life. Two seasons so far, lots of guns and neat tests, better than Mythbusters (for example, they showed that you COULD shoot a noose out from somone's neck, and Mythbusters concluded it was impossible).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:31 PM (39g3+)

691 They say it was probably " decomissioned" which means taken apart and destroyed
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (10vO4)
---
And being shot up into space.

Posted by: Elon Musk at July 17, 2018 02:31 PM (vDqXW)

692 The people who say she is the new face of the Democratic Party are right!

Posted by: Socratease at July 17, 2018 02:31 PM (BT83d)

693 679. Ahhh....my dream-compound. Palpatine's Old-Fashioned Animal Byproducts Company. Palpatine Pines trailer park next door. Across the street - Palpatine Payday Loans and Fine Liquors.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:31 PM (fA1SL)

694 But now I can dress a hobo in my sleep.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 02:32 PM (Zmczq)

695 Ocasio is like Huma in that in some pictures she looks hot and in others looks like one of the variants of alien from whatever the movie after prometheus is.
Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 02:27 PM (LtG+N)

They'll both look hot in semi-dark as they undress before you.
I'm not sure about the next morning.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 02:32 PM (y8Foj)

696 CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 02:25
Thanks

JJ - only part I remember is looking down on a whole street of rooftops. Buildings that looked like three stories. (Third-floor walkup comes to mind.)

Memory is an odd thing. Some things stick, other things don't.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 02:32 PM (roQNm)

697
I dream of a one-stop shop Liquor Store / Adult Bookstore / Marijuana Dispensary.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:29 PM (fiGNd)


Liquor in the front and your joints in the rear

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 02:32 PM (10vO4)

698 They'll both look hot in semi-dark as they undress before you.
I'm not sure about the next morning.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 02:32 PM (y8Foj)
++++++++
This is why sneak away before sunrise.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2018 02:32 PM (I2dne)

699 Liquor in the front and your joints in the rear
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 02:32 PM (10vO4)
+++++++++
Works for me every time. Looking for an investor?

Posted by: Shep at July 17, 2018 02:33 PM (I2dne)

700 Wow.... Dean Skelos and son guilty on all charges here in NY..... that and last weeks Buffalo Billions guilty verdicts against Andi Cuomos butt-buddies, and the communists are taking it in the shorts here all of a sudden.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 02:33 PM (jjaLl)

701 Schumer up there demanding ... basically that Trump quit being president, and submit to the illegit special counsel, and give all notes on all (private) meetings to congress to examine and spread to the MSM.
this before Trump has his time for a statement on ... something.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2018 02:33 PM (bT8Z4)

702 >>Liquor in the front and your joints in the rear
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic



I'll man the rear!!

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 17, 2018 02:33 PM (rXie1)

703 Those who can't understand the market are forced to become its object lessons.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:34 PM (vDqXW)

704 >>695 Ocasio is like Huma in that Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 02:27 PM (LtG+N)

She's like Huma in that her tint begins one-eighth of an inch below her skin, giving her the look of a brown person covered in a wax carapace. A cocoon. A human caul. A chrysalis.

Becoming.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 02:34 PM (Bdeb0)

705 Typical socialist. Bartender who stiffed her co-workers out of tips. Money for me but no for thee.

Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2018 02:34 PM (oiNtH)

706 Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.


When a man becomes preeminent in his field, he is expected to have enthusiasms .. enthusiasms .. enthusiasms ...

Posted by: Donald J. Trump at July 17, 2018 02:34 PM (yQpMk)

707 Seared into my memory is Mark of the Devil. First R rated movie we utes snuck into. First on-screen raw naked bare boob shot. I got so queasy at some of the torture scenes that I missed most of the rest of the movie having my head hanging between my knees.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2018 02:35 PM (QLvwG)

708 Listened to a lot of radio this morning and thought I was the only one not having vapors about President Trump, Russian collusion, and throwing the Deep State under the bus until I heard Rush on the way home.

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 02:35 PM (pHfeF)

709 Last month the Unemployment Rate went up a tick due to people getting of their asses and re-entering the job market, actually looking for work again. Because of Trump

Posted by: I'm Not An Economist, But I Play One Every Day at July 17, 2018 02:35 PM (EATOD)

710 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:28 PM (39g3+)

+++

I've seen the old Trey Gowdy. Sorely disappointed in the man.

And this all ties in with the FBI Files vs the New and Improved FBI a la Comey talking about the Dem servers and merely "taking the word" of the CrowdStrike people.
They don't do things this way. I have not seen this "episode".

Posted by: washrivergal at July 17, 2018 02:35 PM (QUBWE)

711 >>707 Seared into my memory is Mark of the Devil. First R rated movie we utes snuck into. First on-screen raw naked bare boob shot.Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2018 02:35 PM (QLvwG)

"Humanoids of the Deep."

(drops mic)

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 02:36 PM (Bdeb0)

712 >>648
Who actually controls the weather?

Use your mind.

Know the facts.

Triangulate.

Posted by: Q

Has to be undead JFK Jr. or Grey Space Aliens.

Posted by: Some Rube at July 17, 2018 02:36 PM (r9UYA)

713 "Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs," she said. "Unemployment is low because people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week and can barely feed their family."

The Wise Latina ... Take 2!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 17, 2018 02:36 PM (7jE3W)

714 I dream of a one-stop shop Liquor Store / Adult Bookstore / Marijuana Dispensary.


Your customers would have to be drunk and stoned to think they have to pay for pron.

Oh. Wait.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:36 PM (fuK7c)

715 Ahhh....my dream-compound. Palpatine's
Old-Fashioned Animal Byproducts Company. Palpatine Pines trailer park
next door. Across the street - Palpatine Payday Loans and Fine Liquors.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:31 PM (fA1SL)

Expand your dream empire: Uncle Palp's Storage.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2018 02:37 PM (QLvwG)

716 Oooh. This should be good. Bernie Sanders and the Commie Barmaid to Campaign for Dems in Kansas.


https://tinyurl.com/yc72494d

Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 02:37 PM (O5Q3r)

717 Last month the Unemployment Rate went up a tick due to people getting of their asses and re-entering the job market, actually looking for work again. Because of Trump
Posted by: I'm Not An Economist, But I Play One Every Day at July 17, 2018 02:35 PM (EATOD)
+++++++++
This is the real thing to look out for. If the participation rate can move for more than a month or two out of it's damn-near 20-year downturn, that is really something. I am watching it like a hawk.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2018 02:37 PM (I2dne)

718 My favorite horror movie was Adrienne Barbeau's tits in The Fog.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:37 PM (fiGNd)

719 714 I dream of a one-stop shop Liquor Store / Adult Bookstore / Marijuana Dispensary.


Your customers would have to be drunk and stoned to think they have to pay for pron.

Oh. Wait.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:36 PM (fuK7c)


*Sound of Norman Lear figuring out comeback idea*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:37 PM (1AK1h)

720 The best part of the "oh well we just trust the guys who looked at the server" bit by the FBI was the revelation that... they have used exactly the same techniques and styles in the past, to spoof where hacking is coming from.

Which yeah its obvious in a spy novel kind of way. So why would Russia make it so obvious?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:38 PM (39g3+)

721 Drudge headline explains current Democratic behavior:
---
Pentagon Developing Mind-Control Tech...
---
Think about it if you can develop the technology to control people to irrationally destroy their own country...

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:38 PM (vDqXW)

722 "They Live!" - Rowdy Roddy Piper for the win!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2018 02:38 PM (k1TUh)

723 718 My favorite horror movie was Adrienne Barbeau's tits in The Fog.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:37 PM (fiGNd)


They were spectacular.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:38 PM (1AK1h)

724 718 My favorite horror movie was Adrienne Barbeau's tits in The Fog.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:37 PM (fiGNd)


They weren't horrible at all.

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:38 PM (7HtZB)

725 >>Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.

Trump should hire those Russian tire iron girls and have them beat Schumer to a bloody pulp.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 02:38 PM (r9UYA)

726 What the hell is going on inside the White House right now?

Posted by: filbert at July 17, 2018 02:39 PM (953wK)

727 721 Drudge headline explains current Democratic behavior:
---
Pentagon Developing Mind-Control Tech...
---
Think about it if you can develop the technology to control people to irrationally destroy their own country...
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:38 PM (vDqXW)


"Been there, done that."

- - Anthony Burgess

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:39 PM (1AK1h)

728 Alexandra Ocasia Cortez is a raging communist. Someone please give her a all paid one way trip to Venezuela

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 02:39 PM (pHfeF)

729 715. Heh. If'n the dregs in Palpatine Pines earn enough at Palpatine's Old-Fashioned Animal Byproducts Company to not be in debt to Palpatine Payday Loans and Fine Liquors have money for stuff to store, then my entire business model will have failed.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 02:39 PM (fA1SL)

730 725 >>Trump should beat Schumer with a baseball bat.

Trump should hire those Russian tire iron girls and have them beat Schumer to a bloody pulp.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 02:38 PM (r9UYA)


"Available!"

- - Khaddafy's All Girl Bodyguard Team

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:39 PM (1AK1h)

731 Getting a T-storm here now, caught me halfway from home

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 02:39 PM (pHfeF)

732 Did anyone see the post at WZ about Barry complaining he has too much money?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 02:40 PM (vg8iE)

733
dream of a one-stop shop Liquor Store / Adult Bookstore / Marijuana Dispensary.

I'm available for theGrand Opening and I promise it'll be the biggest opening you've ever seen

Posted by: Stormy D. at July 17, 2018 02:40 PM (10vO4)

734 Trump has issued a statement that he misspoke yesterday and accepts IC conclusions of Russian meddling. Hysteria level still at 11 for the MFM

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2018 02:40 PM (OLCnA)

735 I saw The Keep when I was in high school I think that was the first horror film I ever saw. Either that or this really weird one called Incubus which was memorable in that the demon possessed someone by dropping into their mouth while sleeping in the form of a spider.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:40 PM (39g3+)

736 Ha ha!

FBN is reporting that PDT is saying, "I mis-spoke."





Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2018 02:40 PM (8iiMU)

737 728 Alexandra Ocasia Cortez is a raging communist. Someone please give her a all paid one way trip to Venezuela
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 02:39 PM (pHfeF)


She has to earn it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:40 PM (1AK1h)

738 My favorite horror movie was Adrienne Barbeau's tits in The Fog.


She showed them in Swamp Thing. If she had shown them in The Fog it would have redeemed the movie.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:40 PM (fuK7c)

739 711 >>707 Seared into my memory is Mark of the Devil. First R rated movie we utes snuck into. First on-screen raw naked bare boob shot.Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2018 02:35 PM (QLvwG)

"Humanoids of the Deep."

(drops mic)
Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 02:36 PM (Bdeb0)



I'll see your "Humanoids Of The Deep" and raise you "C.H.U.D." :-D

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 17, 2018 02:40 PM (ujg0T)

740 FROM the deep man,come on...

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 02:41 PM (LiyEm)

741 Trump should hire those Russian tire iron girls and have them beat Schumer to a bloody pulp.

"I'm out on parole, and need work"
--Jeff Gillooly

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:41 PM (39g3+)

742 My favorite horror movie was Adrienne Barbeau's tits in The Fog.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:37 PM (fiGNd)

I've never seen The Fog, but I remember Adrienne Barbeau's tits in The Swamp Thing. I was ten years old and in awe.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 17, 2018 02:41 PM (xPl2J)

743 Comey had FBI forensics pour over Martha Stewart's computer to find that she had deleted but then undeleted an email. She was convicted for that and "misleading" FBI agents who showed up at her door, not for insider trading, which she didn't do

Think on that

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2018 02:42 PM (n+6mJ)

744

My Queso Freso just, er, ejaculated on me as I opened it's package. Is it premature, or are we going steady now?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 17, 2018 02:42 PM (UFLLM)

745
Thread's dead.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:42 PM (1AK1h)

746 Great Moment in Law Enforcement Investigations
1962:
FBI: Who shot the President?
Some Texans: The Russians.
FBI: Okay, then. Our work here is done.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:42 PM (ATVNj)

747 667 Ocasio is like Huma in that in some pictures she looks hot and in others looks like one of the variants of alien from whatever the movie after prometheus is.
Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 02:27 PM (LtG+N)


Ah. The Jeri Ryan effect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 02:42 PM (D2gd/)

748 PDT, please do not apologize. They will only get worse and will always conjure up an outrage a day.

Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2018 02:43 PM (oiNtH)

749 Mexico had 1000x the influence on the election more than Russia had

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 02:43 PM (pHfeF)

750 Russians killed the thread!

Posted by: Pete Strzok at July 17, 2018 02:43 PM (Z52u9)

751 Good grief, just shut up, already, lovely Trish Regan and show us your rack.

You are babbling like an imbecile.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 17, 2018 02:43 PM (8iiMU)

752 According to Rush, yesterday, Putin offered to have Mueller and team come to Moscow to interview all the supposed Russian agents who hacked the DNC server and did whatever it is the left is apoplectic over. We have an extradition treaty with Russia, Putin said he would make sure these people were 'available".

Then Trump teed it up and handed the following off to Putin, the fact about Browden and the $400 M he said the US intel agencies funneled into Hillary Clinton's campaign. Putin said that should be investigated and offered cooperation as those funds were made in Russia and no taxes paid on them.

Rush said this is what has actually set off the left and the many Washington insiders. The abject insane screaming and howling cries of treason, etc. from even those normally on board with Trump.


Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2018 02:43 PM (K8r57)

753 You know, I remember hearing that JFK had a problem with the intelligence agencies.

Was that treason back then? Should JFK been forced to salute the intelligence agencies or *else*?

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:43 PM (vDqXW)

754 My favorite horror movie was Adrienne Barbeau's tits in The Fog.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 02:37 PM (fiGNd)


Jacqueline Bissett's tits under her white t-shirt in The Deep were pretty stiff competition. Quality over quantity, there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 17, 2018 02:43 PM (7jE3W)

755 Stakhanovite!

Posted by: Fox2! at July 17, 2018 02:44 PM (9YUiF)

756 I'll see your "Humanoids Of The Deep" and raise you "C.H.U.D." :-D
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 17, 2018 02:40 PM (ujg0T)

"Well of course New York looks bad if you just focus on the pimps and the CHUDs." - Marge Simpson

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:44 PM (7HtZB)

757 Ah come on, we can drag this to 1K

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 02:44 PM (pHfeF)

758 You know, all of the Helsinki press conference crap amount to nothing more that high school prom drama and bullshit.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2018 02:44 PM (ATVNj)

759 >>You are babbling like an imbecile.

Cleavage and legs aside, she is an imbecile.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 02:44 PM (r9UYA)

760 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:41 PM (39g3+)

+++

The problem with The First 48 is that it is the same crime done in various big cities.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 17, 2018 02:44 PM (QUBWE)

761 Thread's dead.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:42 PM (1AK1h)
---
Thread's closed for renovation. Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:45 PM (vDqXW)

762 Liquor in the front and your joints in the rear
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic



I'll man the rear!!

-
On Autopsy about Graham Parson's death by heroin overdose, when his doper friends figured out that he was in deep trouble, they applied the home remedy of inserting an ice cube up his exhaust port and it revived him for a short while.

Funny. I don't remember reading about that technique in my Boy Scout First Aid Manual.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 02:45 PM (+y/Ru)

763 Is there anybody who would not be outraged at the sight of the human trash Chuck Schumer talking to a prepubescent child?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 17, 2018 02:45 PM (nBr1j)

764 Jacqueline Bisset (The Deep) and Sofia Loren (Boy on a Dolphin) and Raquel Welch (10,000 BC and Fantastic Voyage) were the proximate cause of many hand babies.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2018 02:45 PM (QLvwG)

765 Listened to a lot of radio this morning and thought I was the only one not having vapors about President Trump, Russian collusion, and throwing the Deep State under the bus until I heard Rush on the way home.

yep...Chris Salcedo sounded like Chris Mathews today.

Posted by: DanMan at July 17, 2018 02:45 PM (QMG5F)

766 I don't think she showed tits in The Fog but maybe I only ever saw it on broadcast tv.....

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 02:45 PM (LiyEm)

767 If I don't get fresh thread, I may have to resort to online porn.

Posted by: IP Address in Senator Schumer DC Office at July 17, 2018 02:46 PM (ATVNj)

768 Ha ha!

FBN is reporting that PDT is saying, "I mis-spoke."


**shakes head**

I want to trust Trump knows what he's doing, but WOW is that a hammer he just gave to the left to pound him with.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2018 02:46 PM (kqsXK)

769 Rush said this is what has actually set off the left and the many Washington insiders.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2018 02:43 PM (K8r57)
---
Funny and weird, but I read that "tranny Washington insiders".

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 02:46 PM (vDqXW)

770 Listening to radio this morning everyone in the government was going to resign, the intelligence was up in arms President Trump believed Putin more than their Deep State

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2018 02:46 PM (pHfeF)

771 Not ready for a Mardi Gras man on the street interview on the late late show.

Posted by: DaveM at July 17, 2018 02:46 PM (WWC3Y)

772 Jacqueline Bissett's tits under her white t-shirt in The Deep were pretty stiff competition. Quality over quantity, there.

-
I was scared stiff! Something made me stiff anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 02:46 PM (+y/Ru)

773 Thread's dead.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 02:42 PM (1AK1h)

Everyone's doing google searches for "Adrienne Barbeau's Tits"

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 02:47 PM (7HtZB)

774 Nood, slackers.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 17, 2018 02:47 PM (5jVnA)

775 Yeah the First 48 got a bit repetitive, which is why I think they're just doing trials now which isn't nearly as interesting to me.

Jacqueline Bissett's tits under her white t-shirt in The Deep were pretty stiff competition. Quality over quantity, there.

Check out Boy on a Dolphin with a young Sophia Loren some day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 02:47 PM (39g3+)

776 When you come to quality over quantity, embrace the healing power of 'and'.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at July 17, 2018 02:47 PM (ctuyM)

777 I want to trust Trump knows what he's doing, but WOW is that a hammer he just gave to the left to pound him with.

-----

That would be the first time I've seen him own-goal. He just gave them what they wanted.

They're gonna do this every day now.

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge mistake, Donnie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 02:47 PM (AzW6q)

778
I'll man the rear!!
Posted by: Shep Smith


And vice versa.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 02:47 PM (IqV8l)

779 Russia meddling Russia meddling Russia meddling.....

What is the actual 'Russia meddling'?

The small ad buy on Fakebook?

Is that it?


That's a nothing burger. Good grief.....



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2018 02:47 PM (8iiMU)

780
On Autopsy about Graham Parson's death by heroin overdose, when his doper friends figured out that he was in deep trouble, they applied the home remedy of inserting an ice cube up his exhaust port and it revived him for a short while.

That's very dangerous and can kill you.

Posted by: Stormy D. at July 17, 2018 02:48 PM (10vO4)

781 How a capitalist loads Christmas trees.

https://youtu.be/08K_aEajzNA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 02:48 PM (+y/Ru)

782

By that, er, logic, then we have enough jobs to go around so that "everyone" can have two. AND employers are beginning to suffer a labor shortage in some areas so apparently there are jobs available for more people to have two. AND the Obama-created stat of those that have given up on finding work has been reversing.

Yeah, no, Occasion-cortex, you make no sense.

Posted by: Sphynx at July 17, 2018 02:48 PM (rXie1)

783 OK, first tits in a movie thread?

First accidental: Went to the drive in with the neighbors in their station wagon. Brother is older than I, sisters are younger, we're seeing some wholesome double feature like Herbie the Love Bug and something.

During intermission they show promos for other drive-in fare, including a movie about a girl hitchhiker who takes her top off to get truckers to pay attention. That was awkward but mesmerizing.

First intentional: Swashbuckler, I think it was called. Genevieve Bujold takes her clothes off and go swimming.

I went with my father. I was trying my best to not let on that I'd seen a naked girl.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2018 02:49 PM (fuK7c)

784 I would like to see a real life version of Scanners, where Trump looks hard at Acosta and Acosta's head explodes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2018 02:49 PM (k1TUh)

785

STORMY JOHNSON SOCK IS RIGHT

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 02:50 PM (10vO4)

786 Nancy also said creating so many jobs so fast is "reckless".

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (8XRCm)

Trump's reckless job creation is like feckless recklessness on steroids.

Posted by: new hotness at July 17, 2018 02:51 PM (txw6d)

787 Nood.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 02:52 PM (AzW6q)

788 Hillary took a couple billion in (bribes) to the Clinton Foundation, but Charles Ortel has said (I heard him say this about a year ago, and recently) that the way the (illegal for donations most of the time) foundation was setup, the big "checks" could be cashed but never go into the books, or into that account.

So where is it hiding ... could be tens of billions, or more?

Well if it is in nations where it could hide from FOIA and audits, and Trump makes deals with those countries to extend the audits there ... there will be a lot of screeching. Oh .. Russia may cooperate on that $400M?

and yeah, FusionGPS ... do we have those bank records yet?and who GAVE all the money?

It seems that the hammer may be coming down ... and that is why they are screaming to stop Trump at every turn.

Trump backed off the "don't trust our IC" thing, but he got it out there, and maybe it served its purpose. idk ... but we know TopMen have been fired for lying, and hints of much worse.

SOON ... we hope.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2018 02:53 PM (bT8Z4)

789 On Autopsy about Graham Parson's death by heroin overdose, when his doper friends figured out that he was in deep trouble, they applied the home remedy of inserting an ice cube up his exhaust port and it revived him for a short while.

Funny. I don't remember reading about that technique in my Boy Scout First Aid Manual.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 02:45 PM (+y/Ru)

---

Nor in my CLS course...

Posted by: SMH at July 17, 2018 02:53 PM (Iik29)

790 55 You guys can't deny she's hot, though, right?
Dumb as a box of rocks, but hot.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (jjaLl)

but she's got the 'crazy eyes'; don't turn your back or fall asleep in her presence....

Posted by: the Butcher at July 17, 2018 02:53 PM (DIosY)

791 >>>"Humanoids of the Deep."

worst date movie ever

Posted by: concrete girl and the foxy football player at July 17, 2018 03:02 PM (BVthB)

792 Well if she could understand numbers that would be math. And commies don't math so

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at July 17, 2018 03:09 PM (nQHw/)

The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition

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President Donald Trump may be many things, some of which I would prefer he isn't, but treasonous is not one of them. It is childish and offensive in the extreme for the braying asses of the NeverTrump world to throw that accusation around as if it meant something other than a simple insult. But it is a powerful insult, and one that is noticed by many as being ridiculous on its face. If someone were to call me a traitor, I would contemplate a physical response, because as a loyal American there is nothing worse one can be accused of. The silent majority in this country will undoubtedly remain peaceful, at least without further inflammatory behavior and actions from the elites, but they will remember, and they will vote. They will compare the casual accusation of treason from the chattering classes to their neighbor who just got a job, and their bonuses at work, and their first hint in a decade that maybe, just maybe, we have a president who will defend our borders and look out for us before "them" on the world stage.

Am I pleased with the way the President conducted himself yesterday? No, I would have preferred a more aggressive stance against Russian provocations. Am I sublimating that desire and supporting him even more forcefully because of the hysterical and insulting reaction from the lunatics who support the deep state's drive to destroy Trump? You bet!

Here is a slightly different take on the press conference, from a man whose opinion deserves to be taken seriously...almost as seriously as does Anderson Vanderbilt.
Diplomacy 101 Versus Politics Writ Small

The high professional quality of Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin's performance at their Monday press conference in Helsinki contrasts sharply with the obloquy by which the bipartisan U.S. ruling class showcases its willful incompetence.

Though I voted for Trump, I've never been a fan of his and I am not one now. But, having taught diplomacy for many years, I would choose the Trump-Putin press conference as an exemplar of how these things should be done. Both spoke with the frankness and specificity of serious business. This performance rates an A+.

Angelo Codevilla has been around for a very long time, and knows a bit about geopolitical intrigue. I used to read him in Commentary before that once-great magazine lost its way, and while he is too much of a believer in realpolitik for my taste, his take was always interesting. I think he is too sanguine about Trump's performance, but the underlying message that he sees is interesting.

But let us look at reality. Trump gave Poland anti-missile technology a few months ago. That is a concrete message to the Russian bear, and it dwarfs any parsing of syntax at a press conference by 20-something journalism majors. I hope that the President continues to support freedom in Eastern Europe, and continues to push back against Russian expansion in the Middle East. If he does that, I will cheerfully tolerate conciliatory press conferences every now and then.

******

Oh damn...Misanthropic Humanitarian used this last night on the ONT, but it's so pleasing I think I will leave it, because I love the matter-of-fact way these guys beat the snot out of Mr. Dumb Robber.



******

This is sweet.
Delta throws 102nd birthday bash for one of first flight attendants
******


Maybe I am too dogmatic and rigid in my thinking, but I have never understood what the hell these commies are saying. How can a living wage be a human right? The wage must be paid by someone else, who will be coerced into paying that wage. So how can the human right of one person come at the expense of another?

As an aside, I wonder how this < iBoston accent>retard< /Boston accent> defines morality, because I would bet that his concept of morality is a sort of free-floating, whatever-feels-good type of morality, unlinked to any higher power or objective measure.

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1 Meathead made a movie SHOCK AWE at it has bombed big time in the Box office too bad for old meathead Rob Riener

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 17, 2018 11:01 AM (FLiOE)

2 I could've been first if I'd been paying attention.

Posted by: mindful webworker - easily distracted at July 17, 2018 11:01 AM (U/u2R)

3 I read the content.

Posted by: Octopussy at July 17, 2018 11:02 AM (/VEgg)

4 ...too bad for old meathead Rob Riener
Posted by: Spurwing Plover


From the ONT:

Variety

M Night Shyamalan will be directing a new blockbuster political rom-com starring Rob Reiner, Peter Fonda, and Melissa McCarthy.

"What Could Go Wrong" should be box-office gold in 2019.

Posted by: mindful webworker - birm at July 17, 2018 11:02 AM (U/u2R)

5

CHICAGO MAY BECOME LARGEST CITY IN U.S. TO TRY UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME

https://tinyurl.com/y9lvqeth

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 11:03 AM (IqV8l)

6 The 70 year old President should have resorted to fisticuffs!!!!!!!

Burning communications bridges would have been acceptable too.

Maybe personally insult Putin bigly. Next time I'm sure.

Posted by: nip at July 17, 2018 11:04 AM (ECLaL)

7 The trolls are jumping on the firsts. That's dedication!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 17, 2018 11:05 AM (RD7QR)

8 you know, there are these things called submarines,

and they are long and hard and full of seaman

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 17, 2018 11:05 AM (FZYNt)

9 Good Andy McCarthy article on the latest Ferris Mueller indictments. Check it out.

Posted by: George LeS at July 17, 2018 11:05 AM (59GGI)

10 Comrade Pop -
1. Get fucked
2. Work on your material. Have some pride, man.
3. See you on baseball ground.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 11:05 AM (fA1SL)

11 I'll take "Tweets that don't age well" for $500 Alex

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2018 11:06 AM (FZYNt)

12 That beat down is nice.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 11:06 AM (+lOpA)

13 Hey Willard, I have the 70's calling.

Once again Utah disappoints the nation.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 11:06 AM (r9UYA)

14 Trump
Trump
Trump

Declassify
Declassify
Declassify

Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2018 11:06 AM (BiLU+)

15 Can someone point me in the direction of Jake Tapper or Anderson Cooper's star on the Walk Of Fame. My bladder is feeling extra full.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 17, 2018 11:06 AM (LISuA)

16 NY DAILY NEWS hyperbolic cover "OPEN TREASON"

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 11:07 AM (LiyEm)

17 Spurwing Plover is here! Wonder if it's the original.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 11:07 AM (+lOpA)

18 16 Can someone point me in the direction of Jake Tapper or Anderson Cooper's star on the Walk Of Fame. My bladder is feeling extra full.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee

#MeToo

got a turtle head touching cotton

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2018 11:07 AM (FZYNt)

19 17 NY DAILY NEWS hyperbolic cover "OPEN TREASON"
Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 11:07 AM (LiyEm)



I hope ace isn't in panicky ace mode today.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 11:08 AM (+lOpA)

20 I see comrade troll is back. Sigh... He needs to go outside in the sunshine and out of mom's basement once in a while.

Posted by: Winston at July 17, 2018 11:09 AM (wgCUV)

21 These options are no longer available for vast majority of people. It is immoral for society to demand work for subsistence and then turn around and deny them employment. A living wage job is an absolute human right. #JG

I wonder where this son of a bitch was when Obama decided to basically fire everyone in the Louisiana Oilfield by shutting it down supposedly because of the Deepwater Horizon spill.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at July 17, 2018 11:10 AM (taEBS)

22 20. Absurd. Do you have any idea what time it is in Kiev?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 11:10 AM (fA1SL)

23 audit the FBI.

Posted by: vivi at July 17, 2018 11:10 AM (11H2y)

24
As to PDT's "performance" at a press conference, there's diplomacy and then there's diplomacy, the ABM batteries in Poland as an example.

I rate yesterday as a net positive for the President. And considering that some jagoff stooge who was involved in Watergate claimed it was worse than Kristallnacht and Pearl Harbor, my opinion that Trump was actually masterful yesterday only solidifies.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 11:10 AM (1AK1h)

25 "Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock."

Variously attributed to Will Rogers and Walter Trumbull, among others.

Posted by: filbert at July 17, 2018 11:10 AM (953wK)

26 The Daily News recently sold to someone for a buck and a willingness to pay some of the pension obligations, didn't it? Sucky headlines like that one point to the terrible decline in that paper's quality and explain why it has so little value.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 17, 2018 11:10 AM (LISuA)

27 >>17 NY DAILY NEWS hyperbolic cover "OPEN TREASON" Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 11:07 AM (LiyEm)

"Trump Outrage Drives Principled Fed Workforce To Resignation En Masse."

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 11:11 AM (Bdeb0)

28 Romney, who calls Russia our "No. 1 geopolitical foe,"

So Romney was right after all?

obloquy

Why not just write 'strong public criticism or verbal abuse'? Never mind, I know why. Itsa dog whistle.

I love the matter-of-fact way these guys beat the snot out of Mr. Dumb Robber.

Wasn't so much of a beating as 'we are so fat that we are going to push you down on the floor and sit on you' kinda thing.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 11:12 AM (roQNm)

29 26 The Daily News recently sold to someone for a buck and a willingness to pay some of the pension obligations, didn't it? Sucky headlines like that one point to the terrible decline in that paper's quality and explain why it has so little value.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 17, 2018 11:10 AM (LISuA)


"I know, right?!"

- - Jane Harman

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 11:12 AM (1AK1h)

30 Okay Uncle Pal.
I hadn't considered Kiev.
I figured more Berkeley or NYC.
Then again, I didn't sleep well and am cranky.

Posted by: Winston at July 17, 2018 11:12 AM (wgCUV)

31 Man, that's some major weight going against that robber.

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2018 11:12 AM (Enq6K)

32 22 20. Absurd. Do you have any idea what time it is in Kiev?

time for vodka. same as always.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 17, 2018 11:12 AM (xGZ+b)

33 I LOVE MY PRESIDENT!!

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 11:12 AM (GjigR)

34 Donald Trump causes outrage by insisting that NATO countries live up to their defense obligations - to protect them against Russian invasion or attack.

---------------

Donald Trump causes outrage because he was too friendly in his talk with the Russian president.


So which is it? Is Donald Trump too friendly with Russia or is he too harsh? Or is it that there will be outrage just because Donald Trump is president.*

*I think I have found the code - "It doesn't matter what he'll say you'll lose your sh*t anyway."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 11:12 AM (hLRSq)

35 M Night Shyamalan will be directing a new blockbuster political rom-com starring Rob Reiner, Peter Fonda, and Melissa McCarthy.

What does the M stand for in Shamalamadingdong's name ?

Mid ?
Monday ?
MooGooGaipan ?


Murray ?

Posted by: JT at July 17, 2018 11:13 AM (RksSv)

36 To be fair ridiculous,hyperbolic anti Trump headlines are the norm at the Daily News.

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 11:13 AM (LiyEm)

37

Four Democratic-led northeastern states sued the Trump administration to invalidate the new $10,000 cap on the federal tax deduction for state and local taxes.

The tax law resulted from a "hyper-partisan and rushed process" that will disproportionately harm taxpayers in the four states, New York Attorney General Barbara Underwood said in a statement.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 11:14 AM (IqV8l)

38 CHICAGO MAY BECOME LARGEST CITY IN U.S. TO TRY UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 11:03 AM (IqV8l)

Just put up a sign..."Welcome FSA"

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2018 11:14 AM (0+nbW)

39 Murray ?

Posted by: JT at July 17, 2018 11:13 AM (RksSv)

Mediocre

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 17, 2018 11:14 AM (8iiMU)

40 I was on my way to volunteer at the local food pantry-and my friend who was giving me a ride said before we left, "Want to see my post card to the President?" I normally don't write this kind of things but this time I felt I had to":

It said "President Trump-why would you believe the world of a dictator who was also a KJB person who killed people, and not your own CIA and Other intelligence agencies?!!!!!" I guess she thought I would approve. I read it, but didn't say anything.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 11:14 AM (AllCR)

41 As I posted earlier today - the fun part is enquiring of chattering folk as to exactly which part of the presser was "bad" for President Trump.

So far, no one has been able...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 17, 2018 11:15 AM (L78vw)

42 I submit thst no matter how Trump treated Putin at that press conference the usual suspects would have gone just as nuts.The whole thing was set up by the bullshit indictnrnts announced Friday.There is an ongoing plot

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 11:15 AM (LiyEm)

43 31 Man, that's some major weight going against that robber.
Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2018 11:12 AM (Enq6K)



Never rob a restaurant. Got it.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 11:15 AM (+lOpA)

44 Madeleine Albright was born Marie Jana Korbelová, and worked under Zbigniew Brzezinski during Jimmy Carter's tenure. She was Secretary of State under Bill Clinton when he illicitly sold ballistic missile guidance technology to the Chinese government. Is this someone you can trust? At least I don't pretend to be an American.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at July 17, 2018 11:15 AM (o2vOl)

45 Have CNN ratings finally dropped below Flip Or Flop Guatemala City?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 17, 2018 11:16 AM (LISuA)

46 Fenelonspoke
That's tragic. And stupid.
But mostly, stupid.

Posted by: Winston at July 17, 2018 11:16 AM (wgCUV)

47
Oh, human rights. I wish someone had told me that it was a right of humans to be parasites if they so choose. I would have lived my life differently, maybe.

But no, I was taught to be self-reliant, back in the day when the Boy Scout creed meant something. Ruined my life, it did. Living the lies that were told to me.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 11:16 AM (roQNm)

48 Somebody on the ONT told me to use CBD oil for my spasming back. Please tell me that has nothing to do with you, CBD.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 17, 2018 11:16 AM (nBr1j)

49 3. See you on baseball ground.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 11:05 AM (fA1SL)

------

I had heard the Russians were buying a lot of bats. Have you switched over from axe-handles?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 11:16 AM (AzW6q)

50 Absurd. Do you have any idea what time it is in Kiev?

I don't wear a watch.

I tell time by the sun.

Posted by: JT at July 17, 2018 11:16 AM (RksSv)

51 Hollywood is trapped in a charade of pretending Melissa McCarthy is funny.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 11:17 AM (+lOpA)

52 Somebody on the ONT told me to use CBD oil for my spasming back.

----

That was me. And don't use the oil - that's to be ingested, I think. The stuff I'm talking about is a salve.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 11:17 AM (AzW6q)

53 President Trump--why would you believe the word of a dictator who was also a KJB person who killed people, and not your own CIA and other intelligence agencies?!!!!!

Posted by: Marty Cloggenstein, Mary's cousin at July 17, 2018 11:17 AM (U/u2R)

54 CHICAGO MAY BECOME LARGEST CITY IN U.S. TO TRY UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME

https://tinyurl.com/y9lvqeth

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 11:03 AM (IqV8l)


Cue up "The Big Rock Candy Mountains".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 11:17 AM (hLRSq)

55 Never rob a restaurant.

--
"Never trust a skinny cook."
--Heinlein

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 11:17 AM (roQNm)

56 The guy. Poking at the perp with a stick cracks me up....oh and NOOD would be nice... just sayin.

And yell it please it's hard to hear in the barrel..

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 11:17 AM (Zmczq)

57 37

Four Democratic-led northeastern states sued the Trump administration to invalidate the new $10,000 cap on the federal tax deduction for state and local taxes.

The tax law resulted from a "hyper-partisan and rushed process" that will disproportionately harm taxpayers in the four states, New York Attorney General Barbara Underwood said in a statement.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 11:14 AM (IqV8l)


Unless they find a Hawaiian judge, that shit won't fly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 11:17 AM (1AK1h)

58 I'm just a nobody who throws their .02 on a blog w/o the wit that many manage. But I think the seditious, albeit not quite treasonous behavior was by the press. They should all be ashamed for undermining their country on the world stage by the questions they asked and the tone they took.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at July 17, 2018 11:17 AM (r4KP2)

59 40 I was on my way to volunteer at the local food pantry-and my friend who was giving me a ride said before we left, "Want to see my post card to the President?" I normally don't write this kind of things but this time I felt I had to":

It said "President Trump-why would you believe the world of a dictator who was also a KJB person who killed people, and not your own CIA and Other intelligence agencies?!!!!!" I guess she thought I would approve. I read it, but didn't say anything.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 11:14 AM (AllCR)

Is this a friend who typically talks about politics?

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 11:17 AM (7HtZB)

60 "Trump Outrage Drives Principled Fed Workforce To Resignation En Masse."
Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 11:11 AM

The new Trump federal workforce plan is moving right along. Retire before $(*#-canning is the new hot personnel seminar!

Posted by: Lester at July 17, 2018 11:18 AM (LfJIn)

61 51 Pretending any woman comedian is funny(some are but they push all of them as brilliant no matter what)

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 11:18 AM (LiyEm)

62 "Am I pleased with the way the President conducted himself yesterday? No, I would have preferred a more aggressive stance against Russian provocations".

There are no Russian "provocations", at least no more than American "provocations" against every country on the planet. It is our ignorance as Americans and our reliance on the American and allied medias that informs us as to what we believe. As Goebbels noted, "in the big lie there is always a certain force of credibility; because the broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily". There is so much disinformation and deception going on that truth is ignored and lies are enshrined in the narrative.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2018 11:18 AM (9BLnV)

63 49. A lot - merely 500 k per year. Me? I'm American - mattock handles because tradition.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 11:18 AM (fA1SL)

64 Just as a matter of technique---the guys didn't give the fellow with the broom or mop handle a clear field to work. Of course the robber got knocked down in a narrow space, so it was tough to get a good swing at him. But if I were the guy with mop handle, I would have tried for at least a double on the guys beans. The robber needed the police for protection.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 17, 2018 11:18 AM (Sda6L)

65 also a KJB person"

King James Bible?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 17, 2018 11:18 AM (L78vw)

66 53 President Trump--why would you believe the word of a dictator who was also a KJB person who killed people, and not your own CIA and other intelligence agencies?!!!!!
Posted by: Marty Cloggenstein, Mary's cousin at July 17, 2018 11:17 AM (U/u2R)


MJB = covfefe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 11:18 AM (1AK1h)

67 audit the FBI.

Every federal agency should be audited. But, then they'd have to be accountable. I think it was 60 Minutes that showed where each agency was storing furniture and equipment that they couldn't use but needed to spend every cent of their budget so it wouldn't be cut. Too bad they weren't forward thinking enough to upgrade their computer systems back then instead. Now, supposedly, they don't have the funds to do so, which leaves them susceptible to cyber attack just to maintain these legacy systems.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Splitter Chapter at July 17, 2018 11:18 AM (rdl6o)

68 *who is everybody talking to ???*

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:19 AM (bUjCl)

69 48 Somebody on the ONT told me to use CBD oil for my spasming back. Please tell me that has nothing to do with you, CBD.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 17, 2018 11:16 AM (nBr1j)

I have this vision: At night CBD is squeezed between heavy objects to harvest his oil. Villagers in traditional dress play songs on instruments of ancient design. Later, there is a feast, after which a virgin is sacrificed to the volcano god.

But then I didn't sleep much last night.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 17, 2018 11:19 AM (RD7QR)

70 That was me. And don't use the oil - that's to be ingested, I think. The stuff I'm talking about is a salve.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 11:17 AM (AzW6q)


What's that salve they use on horses?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 11:19 AM (Zmczq)

71 I use my boyfriend as barometer of public opinion. He registered the first time in 2016 just to vote for Trump. His take on yesterday: 'I'm voting for him in 2020.'

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 11:19 AM (GjigR)

72 The same party that thinks all Police are all crooked racists. Now want us to blindly trust the IC and FBI?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2018 11:19 AM (P/aDH)

73 Is this a friend who typically talks about politics?
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 11:17 AM (7HtZB)

No; She knows that I didn't vote for Obama either time, but she doesn't;t mention politics very often.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 11:19 AM (AllCR)

74 It's always surprising to me how many people would trade freedom for the dole and benefits. Whoever is paying the bills calls the shots. I can't imagine letting someone be in charge in that way.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 17, 2018 11:20 AM (I+uRD)

75 Huma! Rub my FUPA!

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 17, 2018 11:20 AM (2Mnv1)

76 Perhaps president Trump's distrust of his intelligence agencies has something to do with their attempts to keep him from being elected and their continued attempt now to have him removed from office.Just sayin'....

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 11:20 AM (LiyEm)

77 The same party that thinks all Police are all crooked racists. Now want us to blindly trust the IC and FBI?"

Yeah, I chuckle too...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 17, 2018 11:20 AM (L78vw)

78 Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional

responses at July 17, 2018 11:19 AM (RD7QR

That is very funny..

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 11:20 AM (Zmczq)

79 "Trump Outrage Drives Principled Fed Workforce To Resignation En Masse."
Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 11:11 AM

-----

Be still, my turgid, throbbing... heart.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 11:20 AM (AzW6q)

80 Am I pleased with the way the President conducted himself yesterday? No, I would have preferred a more aggressive stance against Russian provocations.


Name them.

Seriously, what are they? Trump is supposed to come out and attack Putin for some facebook ads? Trolls? The DNC's own emails retreived through phishing? If that was Russia at all?



Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 11:21 AM (2WvQC)

81 Pretending any woman comedian is funny(some are but they push all of them as brilliant no matter what)
Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 11:18 AM (LiyEm)

I'm not sure there are any funny comedians left in our diverse utopia. Can't have anyone that voted for the gay mulatto or someone that is post-op tranny that identifies as a doughnut getting their feelings hurt.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2018 11:21 AM (9BLnV)

82 Man, that's some major weight going against that robber.
*******************
The guy in the background with the glasses wasn't in a big hurry to call 911.

Posted by: Cosda at July 17, 2018 11:21 AM (XvuZX)

83 CHICAGO MAY BECOME LARGEST CITY IN U.S. TO TRY UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME

https://tinyurl.com/y9lvqeth
============
Good way to drive up the price of street drugs.

Idiots.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 11:21 AM (0NkfF)

84 Punk Monkey!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 17, 2018 11:21 AM (HqJdq)

85

1. Everybody knows the media are dishonest, and opposed to Trump.
2a. Many see this as a feature rather than a bug, especially the media.
2b. Most are opposed to the dishonesty of the media, and their opposition to Trump.
3. While many may revel in the media's poo flinging regarding the Trump/Putin press conference, most are repulsed by it.
Sum. Trump wins again.

Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2018 11:21 AM (SV/HG)

86 It's always surprising to me how many people would trade freedom for the dole and benefits"

Really? I'm surprised when I discover the opposite...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 17, 2018 11:21 AM (L78vw)

87 I would like to point out that Trump did not say that he disbelieved the IC or that he believed Putin over them.

This is all BS outrage.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 11:21 AM (LtG+N)

88 Treason? TREASON? Are you kidding me?

I'm pretty sure treason is in the Democrat Party Platform.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 17, 2018 11:21 AM (Ndje9)

89 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 11:18 AM (1AK1h)

Fortunately my friend is a better writer and more intelligent than Marty Cloggenstein, but sadly ill informed. I would call her a liberal, not a leftist

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 11:21 AM (AllCR)

90 "Trump Outrage Drives Principled Fed Workforce To Resignation En Masse."

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 11:11 AM (Bdeb0)

from your lips to god's ears...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 17, 2018 11:21 AM (8D42x)

91 To the lefties who claim a universal right to free food and a subsidized minimum level of subsistence.



Since I am paying for your shit, can I have a say in how many babies you have? Can the government? Can we enforce our borders so that we have control over all the people we have to pay for?


No?!?



F! U!


Get a job hippie

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 17, 2018 11:22 AM (ymnmz)

92
What's that salve they use on horses?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Wilbur Juice ?

Posted by: JT at July 17, 2018 11:22 AM (RksSv)

93 72 The same party that thinks all Police are all crooked racists. Now want us to blindly trust the IC and FBI?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2018 11:19 AM (P/aDH)

And ICE is a terrorist organization.

My scorecard is a mess.

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2018 11:22 AM (Enq6K)

94 The media's objective was a "gotcha" sound bite. They wanted something they could spin info Trump acknowledging Russia meddle in some form. Then they could recycle that bite on a daily basis when they explained that the IC'S actions were simply a justified response to the meddling "that even Trump himself has confirmed to have taken place. "

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 17, 2018 11:22 AM (eZ6LW)

95 >>I'm American - mattock handles because tradition. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 11:18 AM (fA1SL)

Irish-style: "I just riz the loy and let fall the edge of it on the ridge of his skull, and he went down at my feet like an empty sack, and never let a grunt or groan from him at all." -- John Millington Synge, "Playboy of the Western World"

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 11:23 AM (Bdeb0)

96 Just saw a billboard in MI advertising an Amy Schumer show at one of the casinos. Does this mean she has as much draw as 50-70 year old has been rockers?

Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 17, 2018 11:23 AM (cQlyT)

97 ONE MORE DAMN TEXT FROM A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN AND GOD HELP ME

ahem

Sorry. Runoffs getting to me.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 17, 2018 11:23 AM (AM1GF)

98 There is so much disinformation and deception going on that truth is ignored and lies are enshrined in the narrative.

Thank you.


This business where we accept their premise makes my hair ignite.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 11:23 AM (2WvQC)

99 The narrative was ready to go, they were waiting for the end of the summit to launch it. It had 2 versions. Version one : Trump too tough, crude and arrogant, bad diplomat, will trigger nuclear war.
Version two: Trump too meek and submissive, got played.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:23 AM (bUjCl)

100 CBD, thanks for the link to the Angelo Codevilla opinion piece. I highly recommend morons take the few minutes to read it, when you click on the link, it takes you to the magazine and the link to Codevilla's article will be in a side bar on the right.

It explains and supports Trumps' answers to the AP assholes questions exquisitely and it also warns what is going to happen with allowing hyperpartisian name calling to seep into international diplomacy.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2018 11:23 AM (K8r57)

101 Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 17, 2018 11:19 AM (RD7QR)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 11:23 AM (AllCR)

102 93 72 The same party that thinks all Police are all crooked racists. Now want us to blindly trust the IC and FBI?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2018 11:19 AM (P/aDH)

And ICE is a terrorist organization.

My scorecard is a mess.
Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2018 11:22 AM (Enq6K)

But they're the only people who should have guns.

It makes perfect sense!
/s

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 11:23 AM (7HtZB)

103 The guy in the background with the glasses wasn't in a big hurry to call 911.

Posted by: Cosda at July 17, 2018 11:21 AM (XvuZX)

Right?! I was thinking the same thing while watching it.

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2018 11:23 AM (Enq6K)

104 CBD, the Berlin Wall fell in 1989. Trump is merely pointing out that we won, they lost and its time for the Euros to grow up. That was nearly 30 years ago - a generation and a half. I really don't care how Manhattan Media reacts to Trump - they are all paid shills who work for Manhattan Privilege that has looted our country since 1992. That, too, will change.

The 28 year shite cyclone of NWO Clowns has come to an end. The Bush - Clinton - Bush - Soros Meat Puppet Show is over. Americans are finally back in charge.

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 11:24 AM (2LelM)

105 "Tell Vlad I'll have more flexibility after the election" was just good diplomacy.

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 11:24 AM (LiyEm)

106 87
I would like to point out that Trump did not say that he disbelieved the IC or that he believed Putin over them.



This is all BS outrage.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 11:21 AM (LtG+N)

Yep. It was all predetermined. What was the phrase every one used including they very elite Andy Vanderbilt? I think he was wearing his smart girl glasses at the time. He wanted extra gravitas when he said it.

The worst display evah!!!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 17, 2018 11:24 AM (ymnmz)

107
needed to spend every cent of their budget so it wouldn't be cut.

This is very common with government agencies and many private firms as well.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 11:25 AM (IqV8l)

108 96 Just saw a billboard in MI advertising an Amy Schumer show at one of the casinos. Does this mean she has as much draw as 50-70 year old has been rockers?
Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 17, 2018 11:23 AM (cQlyT)

Draw, gravitational pull - same thing.

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 11:25 AM (7HtZB)

109 Nice Robber Video.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 11:25 AM (YT4I5)

110 The same party that thinks all Police are all crooked racists. Now want us to blindly trust the IC and FBI?"

Yeah, I chuckle too...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 17, 2018 11:20 AM (L78vw)


Donald Trump has the Left championing the US intelligence services and looking for Reds under the bed.

*ponders*

Man, that is some powerful ju-ju he has going for him.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 11:25 AM (hLRSq)

111 95. Fuggin' Paddies, mang......shovels are only wielded for riot control and settling old scores.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 11:25 AM (fA1SL)

112 My perception is the left has been trying to provoke Russia into war ever since Trump won the election. They are criticizing Trump for not challenging Russia to a war at the press conference or at least insulting Putin as another provocation.

They want war with Russia to embarrass Trump and to bolster their claims that Republicans are the war-mongers.

Posted by: Emmie at July 17, 2018 11:25 AM (4HMW8)

113 94 The media's objective was a "gotcha" sound bite. They wanted something they could spin info Trump acknowledging Russia meddle in some form. Then they could recycle that bite on a daily basis when they explained that the IC'S actions were simply a justified response to the meddling "that even Trump himself has confirmed to have taken place. "

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 17, 2018 11:22 AM (eZ6LW)


Bingo. They wanted the admission. That makes all their hysteria valid.

Of course, Trump knows it's crap, because he has asked the question "What meddling? Show it to me."

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 11:25 AM (2WvQC)

114 Trump is supposed to come out and attack Putin for
some facebook ads?

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 11:21 AM (2WvQC)

I don't care about that stuff at all.

The Ukraine.
Syria.
Killing of journalists and enemies of the state (see: UK).

And he needs to cancel the Uranium 1 deal. National interest and all that!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 11:25 AM (wYseH)

115 How much. Does it cost to rent abillboard cause I'm about ready start my own conservative. Campaign where everyone can drive by it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 11:25 AM (Zmczq)

116 103
The guy in the background with the glasses wasn't in a big hurry to call 911.



Posted by: Cosda at July 17, 2018 11:21 AM (XvuZX)



Right?! I was thinking the same thing while watching it.

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2018 11:23 AM (Enq6K)

Love the comment on the video:
"Homie got the 50 piece family meal with all the fixins".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 17, 2018 11:26 AM (jxbfJ)

117 "Trump Outrage Drives Principled Fed Workforce To Resignation En Masse."


HA HA HA HA HA HA...in your fucking dreams.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 11:26 AM (O5Q3r)

118 The mere fact that Trump won't agree to the meddling rap proves that there was no serious "meddling." He's in a position to know.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 11:26 AM (2WvQC)

119 Name them.

Seriously, what are they? Trump is supposed to come out and attack Putin for some facebook ads? Trolls? The DNC's own emails retreived through phishing? If that was Russia at all?



Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 11:21 AM (2WvQC)

Jeanne Pirro this morning on F&F became very irritated with Doocy and Abby Huntsmans whiny complaints that you don't throw your intelligence services under the bus on foreign soil. She finally barked at them , "what should Trump have done, pulled a gun out and shot Putin?" I had to laugh.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2018 11:26 AM (K8r57)

120

EM FROSTED MINI-WHEATS FOADDY-FI!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 17, 2018 11:26 AM (mPeei)

121 The guy in the background with the glasses wasn't in a big hurry to call 911.

Posted by: Cosda at July 17, 2018 11:21 AM (XvuZX)

Right?! I was thinking the same thing while watching it.
=========
They got on the phone to some hard pipe hittin' MFers. Lucky for the perp that the cops showed up before they got there.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 11:26 AM (mTn/z)

122 free sustenance- they really do believe everything grows automatically, shipped to stores, slices and diced or free, shipping,, boxing, trucking, training, it comes from some amazing G-d looking out for them.
health care is brought by docs-nurses working hours upon hours for all that amazing stuff that just appears .

sure, no problem with that.

and those houses built? leprechauns of course.

and I would think they grew up and realized santa wasn't real.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 11:26 AM (dPd5y)

123 I use my boyfriend as barometer of public opinion. He registered the first time in 2016 just to vote for Trump. His take on yesterday: 'I'm voting for him in 2020.'

Who else is there to vote for who isn't a magnitude crazier than Trump? Seriously, just hearing the "Abolish ICE" is absolute insanity! American citizens are dying by the thousands at the hands of illegal aliens and drugs pouring through our southern border.

I want to know what the asshats who want to abolish the second amendment think will happen if their wish comes true. If you can't stop human trafficking and drug smuggling, what do they thin will happen if guns are banned? Creating a black market for weapons is the best way to turn this country into Mexico.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Splitter Chapter at July 17, 2018 11:27 AM (rdl6o)

124 So how can the human right of one person come at the expense of another?"

Leftists are too dense to realize that this argument has been going on for well over 100 years now, and they keep losing it.

It's the issue of Negative Rights vs "Positive" Rights. Our Constitution is the best model in existence of a document that embraces the doctrine of "Negative RIghts" - it contains an enumerated list of actions which the Government MAY NOT do with respect to a citizen. They may not restrict your speech, or your religion, they may not deny you a fair trial, etc., etc. The doctrine of Negative Rights is an old and deeply conservative view of Government's role.

So-called "Positive Rights", on the other hand, have long been a deeply held goal of the leftists, and were pushed hard while FDR was in office. These would be that you have a RIGHT to a house, you have a RIGHT to a job, you have a RIGHT to healthcare. And Government's function is to use any and all powers to provide you with these things. This is always an invitation to a grand increase in the scale and power of Government, which is why leftists love this idea so.

Taking this back to the days of the Founders, and the ideas they held when the Constitution was written, our founding documents are based on the concept of "Natural Law". Under "Natural Law", the rights that any man (or woman) has are those that he has at the moment of this birth - you have the right to your life, you have the right to speak and be heard, you are born with the right to your own freedom. (hence the perpetual conflict between "natural law" and the concept of Slavery) The Concept of Natural Law is where we derive the concept that just as we can not be forced into servitude of another, neither may we force others into servitude for ourselves. It was a novel concept when it first arose, an it is still a revolutionary idea today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2018 11:27 AM (k1TUh)

125 "principled"



Oh, God. Spare me this idiot word misused over and over.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 11:27 AM (2WvQC)

126 Intense video shows a would-be robber getting beaten up by restaurant employees in Arizona.

Did you see the pool of blood on the floor? Dude, how many times did you double down?

Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2018 11:27 AM (R+Cqa)

127 * straightens tie *

I don't get no respeck, I tell ya. No respeck.

* makes googly eyes *

Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!

* brushes hair out of face *

Take my wife... no, wait...

Posted by: President Donald "Two Scoops" Dangerfield at July 17, 2018 11:27 AM (U/u2R)

128 So Dems are adding War with Russia as a reason to vote for them? Kewl.

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 11:27 AM (2LelM)

129 115
How much. Does it cost to rent abillboard cause I'm about ready start my
own conservative. Campaign where everyone can drive by it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 11:25 AM (Zmczq)

This wouldn't be a bad idea for some grass roots conservatives to come together and fund (with a gofundme or more friendly fund raising site). Whether it is in my part of the country (NH) or not -- Canibal Bob -let me know and I'll donate.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 17, 2018 11:28 AM (jxbfJ)

130 That old man in the background.

"Any chance at a senior discount? Eh? Whelp, you all look busy, then. I'll just head out."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2018 11:28 AM (wdmm9)

131 I posted yesterday that the Left has made up a new oxymoron.

Jingoistic Traitor

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 11:28 AM (ziriD)

132 Chair always seems like an unwieldy impromptu weapon.

Though, it beats the whisk broom by a mile.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 11:28 AM (YT4I5)

133 There are some funny female comedians out there. But generally not the supposedly big names. And for whatever reason, it seems like a field in which thd men ate by and large better.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 17, 2018 11:28 AM (I+uRD)

134 Trumpz gonna get us into a Nuclear war! last mth

this mth? Oh Russia , go ahead

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 11:28 AM (dPd5y)

135 Didn't the same media now freaking out because Trump wasn't aggressive enough with Putin also freak out because Trump was TOO aggressive with Wo Fat?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 17, 2018 11:29 AM (nBr1j)

136 Anyone else having a hard time finding Wheaties at the store?

I'm blaming commies.

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2018 11:29 AM (gmo/4)

137 you don't throw your intelligence services under the bus on foreign soil.

Brennan and Clapper and their cabal of little commie douch-bags? I'll throw them under the bus anywhere.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 11:29 AM (2WvQC)

138 126
Intense video shows a would-be robber getting beaten up by restaurant employees in Arizona.



Did you see the pool of blood on the floor? Dude, how many times did you double down?

Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2018 11:27 AM (R+Cqa)

Wonder if that came from the pole that was rammed down towards his head.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 17, 2018 11:29 AM (jxbfJ)

139 And he needs to cancel the Uranium 1 deal. National interest and all that!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 11:25 AM (wYseH)



NO REFUNDS!!!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at July 17, 2018 11:29 AM (CSNuj)

140 125. Progs want war with Russia because they fear the Sphere.
GECSPLAN now!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 11:29 AM (fA1SL)

141 >>How can a living wage be a human right? The wage must be paid by someone else, who will be coerced into paying that wage. So how can the human right of one person come at the expense of another?



See: Atlas Shrugged. Ayn Rand knew these people so dang well it's scary.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 11:29 AM (W+vEI)

142 I would like to point out that Trump did not say that he disbelieved the IC or that he believed Putin over them.



This is all BS outrage.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 11:21 AM (LtG+N)

Yep. It was all predetermined. What was the phrase every one used including they very elite Andy Vanderbilt? I think he was wearing his smart girl glasses at the time. He wanted extra gravitas when he said it.

The worst display evah!!!
======
Totally an op.

Tweets written by someone in Fusion GPS. Media talking points distributed.
Interviewees got scripts.

bank on it.

Speaking of bank, somebody in congress needs to get Fusion GPS bank records.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 11:29 AM (csyZr)

143 Is that the correct link above?
The one to American Greatness??


Posted by: dananjcon at July 17, 2018 11:30 AM (xqfqx)

144 >>CHICAGO MAY BECOME LARGEST CITY IN U.S. TO TRY UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME


Good. Let the nations deadbeats race there and then nuke it from space.


Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 11:30 AM (r9UYA)

145 Anyone else having a hard time finding Wheaties at the store?


How many different kinds of cereal does one society really need, comrade?

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 17, 2018 11:30 AM (CSNuj)

146 ntrumpers stating they would vote for Hillary never had principles in the first place.
unless they would vote for someone that sells anything not nailed down. including national security

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 11:30 AM (dPd5y)

147 The Dems and GOPe are just hot and horny for a war w/ Russia aren't they?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 11:30 AM (a0IVu)

148 136
Anyone else having a hard time finding Wheaties at the store?

I'm blaming commies.



Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2018 11:29 AM (gmo/4)

I think Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner did that product in. They were going to launch a variant that had nuts.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 17, 2018 11:30 AM (jxbfJ)

149 I'll meet any man that calls Spurwing a troll in the Octagon.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 11:30 AM (yQpMk)

150 Jill Wine-banks. If that aged harridan is not a Hilary acolyte, I just don't know who is.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:30 AM (bUjCl)

151 I don't care about that stuff at all.

The Ukraine.
Syria.
Killing of journalists and enemies of the state (see: UK).

And he needs to cancel the Uranium 1 deal. National interest and all that!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 11:25 AM (wYseH)

---

Hooah.

Posted by: SMH at July 17, 2018 11:31 AM (zCpUM)

152 I wonder how much Adm. Rogers of the NSA told Trump back in late 2016, and how much actual hard evidence he shared with him? To continue - I wonder how much hard data the NSA is continuing to feed Trump about all of the players in this little version of Doofus, Goofus, Dumbass, Spy?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 11:31 AM (hLRSq)

153 >>CHICAGO MAY BECOME LARGEST CITY IN U.S. TO TRY UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME


That wil work out just grand.

The denizens of Chicago will be able to afford better illegal guns.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 11:31 AM (YT4I5)

154 I admit I was laughing at the dude who kept trying to find an opening to get his licks in. Of course he was the one that whacked him with the chair but when the rest piled on he was pushed out. He was not going to be denied though.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 11:31 AM (ziriD)

155 John(Ultimate Deep Stater)Batchelor last night asked HUGE Deep Staters John Fun & David Drucker if PDT "Error" was career Ending. WTFF ??

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 17, 2018 11:32 AM (y3aQB)

156 Brennan and Clapper and their cabal of little commie douch-bags? I'll throw them under the bus anywhere.


Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 11:29 AM (2WvQC)


Out of a helicopter is better yet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2018 11:32 AM (9Om/r)

157 The Mueller indictment charges the 12 Russians with money laundering based on their allegedly using $95,000 in bitcoin to buy computer equipment etc.

It is bizarro world .

Posted by: LAsue at July 17, 2018 11:32 AM (Z48ZB)

158
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TWO WEEKS AGO LEFTIES WERE ALL FOR PUBLIC SHAMING AND TRUMP JUST PUBLICALLY SHAMED THE DEEP STATE IN FRONT OF THE WORLD AND NOW THEY HATE IT.

Posted by: Ben R. at July 17, 2018 11:32 AM (10vO4)

159 Why don't we cut out the middle man and close the NYTs and WAPO and just let the CIA and FBI publish their own newspaper. Pretty sure ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, and NPR won't miss a beat.

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 11:32 AM (2LelM)

160 Anyone else having a hard time finding Wheaties at the store?

--

There was a headline that Kellogg's cereals were contaminated with something.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 11:33 AM (roQNm)

161 Fun= Fund

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 17, 2018 11:33 AM (y3aQB)

162 If there was any actual evidence that Russia "hacked" the DNC server, the Dem Party would have allowed it to be analyzed long ago. There's only one reason you hide evidence from law enforcement, and it's always the same old thing no matter what level of criminality is involved - the Evidence you try to hide holds the proof that you're lying about what actually went on.

The Dem's actions alone tell me that they know their story is completely bullshit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2018 11:33 AM (k1TUh)

163 The robber needed the police for protection.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 17, 2018 11:18 AM (Sda6L)


Absolutely true. I've told people: The police aren't there to protect you. They're there to protect the criminals. Without the police, mob rule/violence/vigilantism would occur.

Imagine a group of men finding out about Weinstein? Think that guy is going to get a "fair trial?" Speedy, yes. Fair? Probably not so much.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 17, 2018 11:33 AM (q1VoB)

164 I was chuckling at Spartacus with the broom stick spear looking for an orifice to shove it in.

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2018 11:33 AM (gmo/4)

165 160
Anyone else having a hard time finding Wheaties at the store?



--



There was a headline that Kellogg's cereals were contaminated with something.





Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 11:33 AM (roQNm)

Yeah, SJW ideals.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 17, 2018 11:33 AM (jxbfJ)

166 There was a headline that Kellogg's cereals were contaminated with something.

Estrogen.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 11:33 AM (yQpMk)

167 For Cannibal Bob:

https://www.lendvo.com/guide-renting-billboard/

Posted by: Emmie at July 17, 2018 11:33 AM (4HMW8)

168 The ONLY reason Dems ever support Military Action / War is so they can then use that Action / War against the Republicans.


THEY ARE CONSEQUENTIALISTS.

EVERYTHING IS A TOOL TO THEM.

EVERYONE IS A TOOL TO THEM.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 11:34 AM (YT4I5)

169 NorthernLurker. I know a couple of people who get benefit from CBD oil. But for back spasms I think I'd go with heat first instead of a topical medical marijuana.

Heat can be from a liniment type thing like IcyHot, or absorbine gel (thats the horse one) or the chemical hot packs. There is a product called Pain Wizard that is a good combo of menthol, and capsaicin for heat and some topical anti-inflammatories. My dad uses it for his knees and I will use it if I over did on weeding or something and put my back into spasm mode.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at July 17, 2018 11:34 AM (r4KP2)

170 I would like to point out that Trump did not say that he disbelieved the IC or that he believed Putin over them.



This is all BS outrage.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 11:21 AM (LtG+N)

Same intentional misinterpretation and faux outrage after the Charlottesville's statement.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 11:34 AM (ziriD)

171 I think someone should start a helicopter tour service for DC.

Advertise free Helo rides for members of congress.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 11:34 AM (iy8rh)

172 "How can a living wage be a human right? The wage must be paid by someone
else, who will be coerced into paying that wage. So how can the human
right of one person come at the expense of another?"
I mocked their logic yesterday, with that woman that didn't want to work at all, she thought it was a right to have free stuff ... manna from heaven, God makes it, no labor needed.

The living wage is dumb, but there is a point in the equation where people become subjects of totalitarian regimes. Our bill of rights mostly laid out our liberties, but our laws had to adjust to mafias and special interests, so we got RICO to break up racketeering, where certain groups prefer their own, but other groups are outlawed from preferring their own.

Perhaps free trade and open borders come under this rubric of the American "right to work" as opposed to having our government give "equal rights" to enemies. Conglomerates bought our government and craft carve-outs and laws that were not in Americans' interest, but that mostly snuffs out competition and normal wage competition (as we see with illegals suppressing wages, or H1-Bs where Americans are forced to train cheap labor from India).

Americans (middle class hardest hit) have the right to expect their government to protect their wages ... and that will indeed come at the "expense" of foreigners seeking to "invade" our markets. "Free Trade" said nope, only bottom line matters, and the CoCs still run the show (mostly).

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2018 11:34 AM (bT8Z4)

173 Judge Jeanine having a good rant on Varney.

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2018 11:34 AM (Enq6K)

174 Because the correct behavior for Trump should have been to bring one of those balloony things clowns carry to bash other clowns with during the circus show and smack Putin with it.

That always works! That's SMART diplomacy! That's what Saint Barack wouldn't have done, but he'd have been perfect no matter what he did, and Putin would have scuttled back home to Russia knowing he'd met his intellectual, cultural and diplomatic superior and would hide in the Kremlin for weeks without daring to show his face in public.

Or something.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 17, 2018 11:34 AM (37IEG)

175 159 Why don't we cut out the middle man and close the NYTs and WAPO and just let the CIA and FBI publish their own newspaper. Pretty sure ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, and NPR won't miss a beat."

You didn't know? That already happened. They just kept the same names out of habit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2018 11:34 AM (k1TUh)

176 Some good news comrades: RNC has five times more cash in hand for midterms than the DNC..

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 11:34 AM (a0IVu)

177 That video was heart warming.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 17, 2018 11:34 AM (nBr1j)

178 166 There was a headline that Kellogg's cereals were contaminated with something.
--
Estrogen.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 11:33 AM (yQpMk)


Well, grains for breakfast was a strategy for reducing sex drive and fertility.

Posted by: Emmie at July 17, 2018 11:35 AM (4HMW8)

179 Since there is no TV here at the homestead, I rely on y'all for news for the most part.

You guys make going down the rabbithole fun.

Posted by: SMH at July 17, 2018 11:35 AM (zCpUM)

180 Heat can be from a liniment type thing like IcyHot, or absorbine gel (thats the horse one) or the chemical hot packs.

or you can just slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 11:35 AM (yQpMk)

181 >>>you don't throw your intelligence services under the bus on foreign soil.<<<

The IC ain't supposed to throw their President under the bus on their own soil.

Oh, wait, Trump ain't *their* President.

Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2018 11:35 AM (SV/HG)

182 What's that salve they use on horses?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

A-1 Sauce

Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2018 11:35 AM (Bdeb0)

183 CHICAGO MAY BECOME LARGEST CITY IN U.S. TO TRY UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME


The Indian guy sponsoring it says it's because of the Rise of the Robots and because white guy truck drivers will be thrown out of work when they take over. So, yeah that's not, like, bullshit because we all know how much lefties worry about white guys.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 11:35 AM (O5Q3r)

184 >>This is all BS outrage.



Of course it is.

They need to create a "scandal" for when Trump and team start making a big deal out of the Uranium One deal. More than just Hillary involved --- and if this untraceable uranium they let Russia have then ended up in Iran's hands, then there's your d@mn treason!


(Yeah, I know, I know, I choose to believe that Trump won't let everything Obama and Hillary did go unnoticed/unpunished.)

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 11:36 AM (W+vEI)

185 166 There was a headline that Kellogg's cereals were contaminated with something.

Estrogen.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 11:33 AM (yQpMk)

Well anything with soy in it, which is damn near everything, has Estrogen in it.

I blame soy for the large number of Nancy boys in this country.

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2018 11:36 AM (Enq6K)

186 >>you don't throw your intelligence services under the bus on foreign soil.



Why? They are all a bunch of Union Hacks.

Blast away at them.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 11:36 AM (YT4I5)

187 About a week or so ago, there was an interesting article at ZeroHedge about dealing with the mentally ill.

The gist of it was that instead of arguing with them, it's best to just roll your eyes and say 'whatever' in the most dismissive way possible. Trying to be logical with a mentally ill person only convinces them their their viewpoint is valid and merits discussion.

Sigh.

So tired of living in Mentally Ill America.

Posted by: shibumi at July 17, 2018 11:36 AM (f46Xn)

188 Was there any discussion about NYT Putin/Trump romance vid backfiring bigly?

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 11:36 AM (GjigR)

189
It's quite apparent there are 2 classes of people in this country, Americans and then people who simply live here.

A clash is inevitable--but it's one WE--the Americans-- are going to win.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 17, 2018 11:36 AM (S/hVx)

190 >> CHICAGO MAY BECOME LARGEST CITY IN U.S. TO TRY UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME




How quickly can the population of IL outside of Chicago GTFO, I wonder?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 11:36 AM (W+vEI)

191 How much. Does it cost to rent abillboard cause I'm about ready start my
own conservative. Campaign where everyone can drive by it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 11:25 AM (Zmczq)

------

All depends on the market. Anywhere from a few hundred bucks (if you're in the boonies) to five figures (if you're in a major, hot ad market).

On average it's a few thousand bucks.

I can design it for you though. Let me know if you want help.

fatimasappho at teh gmail.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 11:36 AM (AzW6q)

192 The one to American Greatness??

Posted by: dananjcon at July 17, 2018 11:30 AM (xqfqx)

Um...it is now!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 11:37 AM (wYseH)

193 I though that by now people would have learned that the so called "aggressive stance" toward Putin, aka public shaming and similar, is a foolish one and will lead to nowhere at best. That is a major "misunderestimation' of Putin and how to deal with him.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:37 AM (bUjCl)

194 Americans (middle class hardest hit) have the right to expect their government to protect their wages ... and that will indeed come at the "expense" of foreigners seeking to "invade" our markets. "Free Trade" said nope, only bottom line matters, and the CoCs still run the show (mostly).

The government should try to protect us from theft by bankers as much as by muggers.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 11:37 AM (yQpMk)

195 "Tell Vlad I'll have more flexibility after the election to offer him a contract for Russian construction and administration of 500 TrumpCamp facilities in the United States."

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 11:37 AM (Bdeb0)

196 Brennan and Clapper are projecting. If anyone has committed Treason, it was them.

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2018 11:37 AM (gmo/4)

197
175 159 Why don't we cut out the middle man and close the NYTs and WAPO and just let the CIA and FBI publish their own newspaper. Pretty sure ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, and NPR won't miss a beat."

You didn't know? That already happened. They just kept the same names out of habit.
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Why not just go with GPS Fusion and call it a day?

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 11:37 AM (2LelM)

198 186
>>you don't throw your intelligence services under the bus on foreign soil.


Who's intelligence services? Obama's? Clinton's? They for fing sure ain't OURS and they sure as shit ain't Trumps.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 17, 2018 11:37 AM (37IEG)

199 EVERYONE IS A TOOL TO THEM.
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 11:34 AM (YT4I5)


^ THIS ^

Posted by: Emmie at July 17, 2018 11:37 AM (4HMW8)

200 There was a headline that Kellogg's cereals were contaminated with something.
--

I thought that was just one type-Honey Sugar Smacks or a name like that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 11:38 AM (AllCR)

201
Prancing in front of cameras is not the same as smart diplomacy.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:38 AM (bUjCl)

202 A living wage job is an absolute human right.

$0 is a living wage. Sorry, but it is.

Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2018 11:38 AM (0+2a1)

203 Universal Basic Income sounds an awful lot like Universal Welfare to me. So we all become wards of the State?

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2018 11:38 AM (xjiRE)

204 >>you don't throw your intelligence services under the bus on foreign soil.



I could the same about the #2 at DoJ throwing the president under the bus right before meeting with Putin....

There's a lot of maneuvering going on in DC on all sides, and we're likely aware of less that 10% of it.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 11:39 AM (W+vEI)

205 All this "living wage" crap reminds me of an old WFB quote:

If this truly isn't a living wage, why aren't all these people dead.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 17, 2018 11:39 AM (q1VoB)

206 The indictment also shows to the extent the 12 hackers had any political goal it would have been to help socialist Bernie Sanders (by revealing Clintons cheating, I guess) which makes way more sense than them trying to help Trump.

Maybe Seth rich turned them on to the big Con and they ran with it?

Posted by: LAsue at July 17, 2018 11:39 AM (Z48ZB)

207 Humor and/or Humour is one of our best weapons against the mentally unstable left. Either that or a few well placed rounds center mass.

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2018 11:39 AM (gmo/4)

208 Someone should point out that if the Russians meddled in our elections, it was on John Brennan's watch and he is a miserable failure if he let the Russians attack us.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 11:39 AM (LtG+N)

209 Dropping clever syntax on camera is not the same as effective diplomacy.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:39 AM (bUjCl)

210 133 There are some funny female comedians out there. But generally not the supposedly big names. And for whatever reason, it seems like a field in which thd men ate by and large better."

To be a successful comedian you've got to be an ass on some level, or several. (Remember Sam Kinison?) But nobody likes a woman who acts like an ass. She just isn't funny.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2018 11:39 AM (k1TUh)

211 you don't throw your intelligence services under the bus on foreign soil.

Too many people get their news second hand. Even people in the news.

Trump did not throw the IC under the bus on foreign soil.


Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 11:40 AM (LtG+N)

212 I wonder where this son of a bitch was when Obama decided to basically fire everyone in the Louisiana Oilfield by shutting it down supposedly because of the Deepwater Horizon spill.
___________________

Obama also put a lot of coal miners out of jobs just because he found coal to be icky, but we never heard any caterwauling about that from the lefties who are supposedly so concerned about "fairness" for the little guy.

Apparently only certain species of little guys matter. Imagine that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2018 11:40 AM (fqUgw)

213 Well, Trump is not backing down or apologizing (not saying he should). God bless him - he has a spine of steel.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 11:40 AM (a0IVu)

214 Trump is treasonous to the New America that the left is in the process of creating. Has the left succeeded in its takeover? I can't tell. All these Hawaiian judges are clouding my vision. If they have succeeded, then maybe conservatives are the rebellion and we should frame things in terms of overthrowing the leftist oligarchy as opposed to denying charges of treason.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 17, 2018 11:41 AM (/qEW2)

215 Inthough that by now people would have learned that the so called "aggressive stance" toward Putin, aka public shaming and similar, is a foolish one and will lead to nowhere at best. That is a major "misunderestimation' of Putin and how to deal with him.


Obama made the same point and he was lauded as a diplomatic genius.

Posted by: LAsue at July 17, 2018 11:41 AM (Z48ZB)

216 202 A living wage job is an absolute human right.

$0 is a living wage. Sorry, but it is.
-------------------
Yep. Learn to graze. Cows do it every day.

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 11:41 AM (2LelM)

217 Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2018 11:39 AM (k1TUh)

Kathleen Madigan is as funny as any comedian out there in my opinion . A lot of her Comedy is moron lifestyle meme based.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 11:41 AM (ziriD)

218 I think everyone is missing the angle here on Chicago's Universal Basic Income initiative.


Think how much tax revenue it will raise.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 17, 2018 11:41 AM (q1VoB)

219 FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 11:38 AM

Yes, you are correct. (I had to check bingle.) CDC warns Do Not Eat ...linked to an outbreak of salmonella infections now numbering at least 100 people in 33 states.

I only eat Walmart brand cereal when I eat cereal.
(he said smugly.)

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 11:42 AM (roQNm)

220

The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said on July 12 that 27 more people have gotten sick in a multi state outbreak of salmonella illness linked to recalled Kellogg's Honey Smacks cereal. This brings the total number of illnesses to 100 people since March, although the outbreak was not announced until June.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 11:42 AM (IqV8l)

221 185 Well anything with soy in it, which is damn near everything, has Estrogen in it.

I blame soy for the large number of Nancy boys in this country.

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2018 11:36 AM (Enq6K)


And, as bad as soy is, just keep in mind that flax has *4 times* the amount of phytoestrogens. I threw my ground flax away upon learning that.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 17, 2018 11:42 AM (NL6wI)

222 209
Dropping clever syntax on camera is not the same as effective diplomacy.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:39 AM (bUjCl)

Well, I'm sure you can join the other 'experts' and tell us what he should have done. However, you're disqualified if at any point in your past you ever said anything like "Barack Obama is an effective leader when it comes to American foreign policy".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 17, 2018 11:42 AM (37IEG)

223 >>A living wage job is an absolute human right.


That attitude just moves Slavery up the Economic Ladder.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 11:42 AM (YT4I5)

224 To be a successful comedian you've got to be an ass on some level, or several. (Remember Sam Kinison?) But nobody likes a woman who acts like an ass. She just isn't funny.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2018 11:39 AM (k1TUh)

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heh

Posted by: SMH at July 17, 2018 11:42 AM (zCpUM)

225 There was a headline that Kellogg's cereals were contaminated with something.

Estrogen.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2018 11:33 AM (yQpMk)



Wheaties: Now With Tits!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2018 11:42 AM (CSNuj)

226 you don't throw your intelligence services under the bus on foreign soil.

Too many people get their news second hand. Even people in the news.
============
This is what we are relying on. . .

Posted by: journolist FUSION GPS MSM Deepstate Henchpersons various Genders at July 17, 2018 11:42 AM (iy8rh)

227 203 Universal Basic Income sounds an awful lot like Universal Welfare to me. So we all become wards of the State?"

Even Rome tried that, with it's Panem et Circenses policy. That turned out so badly that it gave the idea a bad name for the next 1700 years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2018 11:43 AM (k1TUh)

228 Dropping clever syntax on camera is not the same as effective diplomacy.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:39 AM (bUjCl)

Well, I'm sure you can join the other 'experts' and tell us what he should have done. However, you're disqualified if at any point in your past you ever said anything like "Barack Obama is an effective leader when it comes to American foreign policy".
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 17, 2018 11:42 AM (37IEG)


What ?

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:43 AM (bUjCl)

229 >> NY DAILY NEWS hyperbolic cover "OPEN TREASON"




Politico writers calling for *war* with Russia.

War. You first, tough guys!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 11:43 AM (W+vEI)

230 187. The mentally ill though are legitimately sick through no fault of their own. They merit our compassion. Passionate lefty useful idiots on the other hand are enemies of the people and deserve a first class ticket on Air Pinochet. Eye rolling not effective in their case.

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 11:43 AM (GjigR)

231 saw a billboard in MI advertising an Amy Schumer show at one of the casinos

I read where Stormy Daniels will be "performing" at Night Trips Gentleman's Club in Tulsa.

I'm so thrilled. I never thought I would get the chance to see her! (Searches behind couch cushions for spare change.)

Posted by: Dan Storm, gun-totin' gumshoe at July 17, 2018 11:43 AM (U/u2R)

232 147
The Dems and GOPe are just hot and horny for a war w/ Russia aren't they?

I dunno. They both have been sexing the American taxpayer for decades. They should be sexually satisfied by now.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 11:44 AM (r9UYA)

233 Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 17, 2018 11:42 AM (37IEG)


I was responding to CBD dissatisfaction with yesterday's summit. What are you talking about, my friend ?

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:44 AM (bUjCl)

234

Serious question. How does one get rid of 'man boobs'?
Asking for a neighbor who doesn't wear shirts.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 11:44 AM (roQNm)

235 "I would like to point out that Trump did not say that he disbelieved the IC or that he believed Putin over them.
This is all BS outrage.
" Posted by: blaster
yes indeed ... like the 'Muslim Ban', which was about terrorist countries, did not include the vast majority of Muslims in the world. But the agitprop headlines were written, and narrative screamed by the useful idiot talking heads.
rinse and repeat.

Trump called Mexicans rapists and murderers ... he was talking about illegals. "not sending their best". Same story when he was deporting MS-13 and the left coordinated the narrative, their outrage histrionics were turned to eleventy ... off they go.

Trump was nuanced, he met privately and said there are good arguments why the (biggest part of) the problem was not Russia. Putin confirmed with "what was in the emails (devastating to Hillary) was not fabricated", AND Putin offered up that bit about the $400M Hillary took.

Trump/Russia is a DeepState PsyOp designed to cover up their own treason ... and Hillarysd decades long cancerous sedition, that has metastasized through all DC.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2018 11:45 AM (bT8Z4)

236 >>Politico writers calling for *war* with Russia.


But don't you dare kill a single civilian!

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 11:45 AM (YT4I5)

237 But nobody likes a woman who acts like an ass. She just isn't funny.
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Well, I think the women doing comedy aren't really doing comedy.

Consider Phyllis Diller and Joan Rivers.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 11:45 AM (wV8rw)

238 228
Dropping clever syntax on camera is not the same as effective diplomacy.



Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:39 AM (bUjCl)


Perhaps I err - are you saying that cleverly worded press releases for consumption by the leader's native population are actually NOT effective diplomacy?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 17, 2018 11:45 AM (37IEG)

239 "...public shaming and similar, is a foolish one..."

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:37 AM (bUjCl)

So that's the only option?

Sorry, but there are ways of expressing official displeasure with Putin's actions without creating an international crisis.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 11:45 AM (wYseH)

240 I'm so thrilled. I never thought I would get the chance to see her! (Searches behind couch cushions for spare change.)
Posted by: Dan Storm, gun-totin' gumshoe at July 17, 2018 11:43 AM (U/u2R)

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Ya gonna be tossing nickels at her on stage? Cool.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 11:45 AM (AzW6q)

241
Politico writers calling for *war* with Russia.

1968 - Hell no, we won't go.
2018 - Go get 'em, boys!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 11:45 AM (IqV8l)

242 >>Serious question. How does one get rid of 'man boobs'?


Liberal application of CBD Oil.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 11:45 AM (YT4I5)

243 Why does the Left want war with Russia? I don't get it.
Wouldn't their army of free-shit basement dwellers get pissed at them?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 11:45 AM (y8Foj)

244 The biggest fucking farce I've seen this year is that Fox News Cuck attempting to hand Putin a dossier of indictments.

Bwahaha!

Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2018 11:46 AM (2Mnv1)

245 234

Serious question. How does one get rid of 'man boobs'?
Asking for a neighbor who doesn't wear shirts.
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No idea, but there was a teen at the swimming pool this weekend who was sporting at lest B-cups. Weird but oddly enjoyable.

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 11:46 AM (2LelM)

246 234 How does one get rid of 'man boobs'?

tattoo them with a camouflage pattern so they can't be seen?

Posted by: Anachronda at July 17, 2018 11:46 AM (NmR1a)

247 I was responding to CBD dissatisfaction with yesterday's summit. What are you talking about, my friend ?

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:44 AM (bUjCl)
Then I do indeed err. My apologies.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 17, 2018 11:46 AM (37IEG)

248 So that's the only option?

Sorry, but there are ways of expressing official displeasure with Putin's actions without creating an international crisis.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 11:45 AM (wYseH)

Yes, there are. Doing it on camera to please the reporters is not one of them.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:46 AM (bUjCl)

249 Thank you @RandPaul. "The President has gone through a year and a half of totally partisan investigations - what's he supposed to think?"

@RealDonaldTrump 1h




Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 11:47 AM (r9UYA)

250
I read where Stormy Daniels will be "performing" at Night Trips Gentleman's Club in Tulsa.

I'm so thrilled. I never thought I would get the chance to see her! (Searches behind couch cushions for spare change.)
Posted by: Dan Storm, gun-totin' gumshoe

When she was in DC I heard on the radio tickets ran from $50 at the bar to $3500 for a VIP box.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2018 11:47 AM (Bdeb0)

251 The biggest fucking farce I've seen this year is that Fox News Cuck attempting to hand Putin a dossier of indictments.
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Seriously - wth was that?

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 11:47 AM (UTShV)

252 >>Serious question. How does one get rid of 'man boobs'?


We must, We must, We must...

We must decrease our Bust!

Posted by: Judy Bloom at July 17, 2018 11:47 AM (YT4I5)

253 Politico writers calling for *war* with Russia.
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Oh yeah, this will go ever well with suburban soccer moms.

Trump should hammer this point, saying, "They won't be happy until we're at war with Russia. I want peace!"

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 11:47 AM (y8Foj)

254 IF PDT told Putin to KNOCK IT OFF!! Do the retards in the MFM & deep state think he would listen or do they expect Nuclear War because of it?

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 17, 2018 11:47 AM (y3aQB)

255
you don't throw your intelligence services under the bus on foreign soil.<<<


You can when they're running an op to sabotage a presidential summit, this latest outrage is dossier news hook 2.0. After the Strzok disastor #FakeNews needed a hook to shift the narrative back to Russian meddling and Mueller gave it to them with Russian indictment.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 11:47 AM (10vO4)

256 Doing it on camera to please the reporters is not one of them.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:46 AM (bUjCl)

You are being obtuse. The reporters are not the audience, as much as they want to be.

Other world leaders listen very carefully.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 11:48 AM (wYseH)

257 EM FROSTED MINI-WHEATS FOADDY-FI!!





Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 17, 2018 11:26 AM (mPeei)

Keep em coming. You are a shinning star mad maxi.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Professor of Tryanny at VladtheImpaler U. at July 17, 2018 11:48 AM (V8bv6)

258 Was not PDT's best day. But it was way better than anything W did from 2004 on or that Obama did his entire 8 years.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 17, 2018 11:48 AM (wGbBR)

259 I'm so thrilled. I never thought I would get the chance to see her! (Searches behind couch cushions for spare change.)

Posted by: Dan Storm, gun-totin' gumshoe at July 17, 2018 11:43 AM (U/u2R)



You could ask her if there's anywhere she'll let you swipe your credit card.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 17, 2018 11:48 AM (pAx+1)

260
When she was in DC I heard on the radio tickets ran from $50 at the bar to $3500 for a VIP box.
Posted by: wrg500


VIP box?

Hehehehe he hehehe

Posted by: Butthead at July 17, 2018 11:48 AM (IqV8l)

261 Absolutely true. I've told people: The police aren't there to protect you. They're there to protect the criminals. Without the police, mob rule/violence/vigilantism would occur.

Imagine a group of men finding out about Weinstein? Think that guy is going to get a "fair trial?" Speedy, yes. Fair? Probably not so much.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 17, 2018 11:33 AM (q1VoB)

If you truly understand the nature of society and its relationship with the legal system, you would understand both the concepts of jury nullification and vigilante acts. I know people condemn vigilantes, but how many vigilante acts have actually been a mistake, meaning an injustice was done due to faulty understanding? Now, compare that with how many were justified. It's like posing about how "lynching" is wrong. Why? Look at the total numbers of lynchings over the first 150 years of this nation. Not even 4,000 and a third of those were for White people. I assure you, while it may seem cruel, so is hanging someone with the blessing of the State. And, let's be honest: you would not have the stupidity of Trayvon Martin, Michael Brown, Detroit, Baltimore, etc., etc., if society engaged in ex parte justice.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2018 11:49 AM (9BLnV)

262 Other world leaders listen very carefully.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 11:48 AM (wYseH)
to the media? That explains quite a bit actually.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 17, 2018 11:49 AM (37IEG)

263 Here's the hard truth:

EVERY SINGLE NATION IN THE WORLD that has the capability to "meddle" in U.S. politics does so.

Every. Single. One.

Why? Because we're the top-dog nation, and because our system of government makes it easier for meddlers to attempt to meddle. (Interesting to contemplate which side of American politics is hell-bent on making meddling easier, and which tries to preserve what defenses American society has to that meddling, but I digress...)

The U.K. meddles constantly, mainly via the propaganda machine called the BBC.

The Chinese meddle by buying up companies and real estate, and by rampant industrial espionage.

Russians meddle by doing what Russians do really, really well: disinformation and subversion.

The rest of the Euros (Germany, France et al) meddle by pushing scams like "climate" and most egregiously "globalism."

Posted by: filbert at July 17, 2018 11:49 AM (953wK)

264 Politico writers calling for *war* with Russia.

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Bless. Their. Hearts.

Laters y'all.

Posted by: SMH at July 17, 2018 11:49 AM (zCpUM)

265 >>>>Serious question. How does one get rid of 'man boobs'?

Mansectomy--with a sabre saw.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 11:49 AM (r9UYA)

266 Seems that in the hours they spent together they covered a lot of ground. Important ground. Syria, N Korea, Iran, nuclear proliferation ,terrorism. Public shaming of Putin would work to Soros' advantage, fifth estate included. Not the US interests.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:50 AM (bUjCl)

267 VIP box?

Hehehehe he hehehe
Posted by: Butthead

Thought about "phrasing" after I posted

Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2018 11:50 AM (Bdeb0)

268 OT: Zod is a bachelor for the next few days, and is considering a gyro-only diet. Are there any known genetic side effects to such a culinary undertaking? Bushy eyebrows/gruff demeanor/bowleggedness/urge to wear gold chains/fondness for Neil Diamond?

Thanks in advance.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 11:50 AM (Bdeb0)

269 >>Mansectomy--with a sabre saw.


Followed by Hot Iron and 2 Maxi Pads.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 11:50 AM (YT4I5)

270 Was not PDT's best day.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 17, 2018 11:48 AM (wGbBR)

Let me ask you: Where you there or did you derive your opinion based on only sound bites or on other people's opinions.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2018 11:50 AM (9BLnV)

271
Anyone else having a hard time finding Wheaties at the store?


Maybe it's because you haven't had your Wheaties?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 11:51 AM (10vO4)

272 266
>>>>Serious question. How does one get rid of 'man boobs'?

Mansectomy--with a sabre saw.



Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 11:49 AM (r9UYA)


Then cauterize by slapping with hot iron.

Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2018 11:51 AM (SV/HG)

273 Serious question. How does one get rid of 'man boobs'?
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Bro, do you even lift?

Posted by: SuperHeroTrainingAce at July 17, 2018 11:51 AM (ZGpUp)

274 Y'all need more coffee.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 11:51 AM (YT4I5)

275 Public shaming of Putin

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:50 AM (bUjCl)

Nice straw man.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 11:51 AM (wYseH)

276 271. I watched the presser, formed my opinion. I think he has had better days. Does not make it a horrific OMG treason moment. I just think he had better days.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 17, 2018 11:52 AM (wGbBR)

277 You are being obtuse. The reporters are not the audience, as much as they want to be.

Other world leaders listen very carefully.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 11:48 AM (wYseH)

May you are the one who is being obtuse ? Putin was the last stop on the trip. NATO, the EU, London. Why do you think that was ? Perhaps to clear a few thngs with them.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:52 AM (bUjCl)

278 Man boobs are just fat deposits, aren't they?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 11:52 AM (a0IVu)

279 Either that or a few well placed rounds center mass.
Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2018 11:39 AM


Or one American round.

Posted by: .45 ACP at July 17, 2018 11:52 AM (ctuyM)

280 Was not PDT's best day. But it was way better than anything W did from 2004 on or that Obama did his entire 8 years.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 17, 2018 11:48 AM (wGbBR)


Consider the possibility that what Trump did was set a backburn against the wildfire that is progleftism, on purpose.

Posted by: filbert at July 17, 2018 11:52 AM (953wK)

281 Joan Rivers was funny. So was Phyllis Diller.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 11:52 AM (hLRSq)

282 Serious question. How does one get rid of 'man boobs'?
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Stop smoking pot and then munching out on Doritos and Mountain Dew.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 11:52 AM (y8Foj)

283 That summit did not happen in a vacuum.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:52 AM (bUjCl)

284 274
Serious question. How does one get rid of 'man boobs'?

You'll never be rid of us! You NAZIs!

Posted by: Chuckles Schumer and friends at July 17, 2018 11:52 AM (37IEG)

285 >>267 Seems that in the hours they spent together they covered a lot of ground. Important ground. Syria, N Korea, Iran, nuclear proliferation ,terrorism. Public shaming of Putin would work to Soros' advantage, fifth estate included. Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:50 AM (bUjCl)

Shared interests: McDonalds. Eminent domain evictions. Pussy. Mocking Merkel. Purell. Press embargoes.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 11:52 AM (Bdeb0)

286 Joan Rivers was funny. So was Phyllis Diller.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 11:52 AM (hLRSq)

Joan would have gotten a kick out of Trump as president.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 11:53 AM (y8Foj)

287 I've often thought that the only entitlements the urban denizens should get would be directed for them living agricultural existences, raising their own crops and livestock. Government should give them back that option. Because the fundamental source of what is free is nature: the sun and the rain being given at no cost in order to sustain human life on the planet. Of course, junk food companies won't like that. They'd rather have the state subsidize part of their customer base.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 17, 2018 11:53 AM (/qEW2)

288 It is certainly possible he has a master plan. It is also possible things just did not come out the way he intended. Onward and upward. He is still the man for the job, either way.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 17, 2018 11:53 AM (wGbBR)

289 Why would anyone want to get rid of nice jiggly man boobs?

Posted by: Sheppy at July 17, 2018 11:53 AM (SV/HG)

290 Fvck Kellogg's. The company founder was a major fruitloop, and current mgmt ain't much different.

I've been on a personal buycott for a couple of years now, and don't miss their shit at all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2018 11:54 AM (0ogQG)

291 Shucking. Jiving.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 11:54 AM (Bdeb0)

292
Serious question. How does one get rid of 'man boobs'?


Elect Donald Trump

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 11:54 AM (10vO4)

293 152. DJT did tweet I trust MY intelligence sources.' Maybe there is truth to the White Hat theory...

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2018 11:54 AM (GjigR)

294 Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 17, 2018 11:52 AM (wGbBR)
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Well Riddle me This Beavis what would you have wanted him to say to Putin ? I'll Wait

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 17, 2018 11:54 AM (y3aQB)

295 so should we bring back chicken hawks? they used to like that term.
how about no blood for Uranium deal?

how about this is ALL to cover up Obama, hillary and global apparatchiks engulfing deep state and Their crimes selling out our country it's assets trying to toss us to the global henchmen that have been successfully doing so in Egypt, Syria, lybia, ukraine. etc.

the other half of America do not desire to be fodder, for power grabbing -money grabbing globalist that's what this is about.

why not us, we thought we were important, bigger badder, never happen to us?

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 11:54 AM (dPd5y)

296 57 37

Four Democratic-led northeastern states sued the Trump administration to invalidate the new $10,000 cap on the federal tax deduction for state and local taxes.

The tax law resulted from a "hyper-partisan and rushed process" that will disproportionately harm taxpayers in the four states, New York Attorney General Barbara Underwood said in a statement.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 11:14 AM (IqV8l)


Unless they find a Hawaiian judge, that shit won't fly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 11:17 AM (1AK1h)


The Democrats jaw-jaw about "the poor" and "the marginalized" and "social justice", but they *go to the mattresses* for the high income earners. While claiming the tax cut was only "for the rich".

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 17, 2018 11:54 AM (cvabZ)

297 if the Russians meddled in our elections, it was on John Brennan's watch and he is a miserable failure if he let the Russians attack us. Posted by: blaster

Brennan: "How dare you not call me a miserable failure, Mr. Trump!"

BTW, that was just one of many, many failures: Manning, China Office of Personnel hack, NSA Leaks, CIA leaks, China rolling up all our agents, etc., etc.

Brennan was too busy wiretapping Trump to do his real job.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 17, 2018 11:55 AM (Ndje9)

298 "you don't throw your intelligence services under the bus on foreign soil."
They constantly berate Trump when he is on foreign soil, and set up a press conference (Rosie) right after Trump meets the Queen, right when he is meeting Putin ... sedition from within.

Trump was nuanced, but our war is against those that supported Obama in "fundamental transformation", on the way to their "new world order". So while the left calls for war with Russia in the face of Trump the POTUS ... just who is really committing "treason".

Clearly the left's criminals, from deep inside our own government, have waged the coup. Trump cleared things up ... he is the executive, and the subversives inside our government will be dealt with, not allowed to start their own WAR (beyond what war they are already waging).

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2018 11:55 AM (bT8Z4)

299 The press set up a Sophie's Choice:

-Trump castigates Putin, Press screams what a disaster it is, Trump is an amateur, Trump doesn't know what he's doing, we're ll gonna die

-Trump doesn't castigate Putin, he's a Putin stooge, he's unforgivable, Putin stole him the election.

Fuck the Press.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2018 11:55 AM (oVJmc)

300 Assuming man boobs aren't a side effect of medication, losing weight, push-ups, andbench press should put things aright.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 17, 2018 11:55 AM (I+uRD)

301 "the sun and the rain being given at no cost in order to sustain human life on the planet."

Under my administration that rain doesn't belong to you bub, you didn't do that yourself, and it belongs to everyone. If we find you collecting it and storing it, the EPA will fine you to the max. That puddle isn't YOURS.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 17, 2018 11:55 AM (37IEG)

302 Joan Rivers was funny. So was Phyllis Diller.
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Agree. My comment was not well worded. I meant to say that women comics today, are not going comedy.

Rivers and Diller were funny. They also had an edge. I have known many funny women in my years. The key is they are going for the joke, and just the joke. Not something else.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 11:56 AM (wV8rw)

303

Have to say that thus far, Trump's can of whoop-ass is much bigger than the ink barrels the press can muster.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 17, 2018 11:56 AM (S/hVx)

304 >>Four Democratic-led northeastern states sued the Trump administration to invalidate the new $10,000 cap on the federal tax deduction for state and local taxes.



Suck it, bitches.

Sucks when the Government reaches into your wllet, doesn't it?

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 11:56 AM (YT4I5)

305 Not sure about this one

big if true:

RR summoned to WH.

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 17, 2018 11:56 AM (y3aQB)

306 Fvck Kellogg's. The company founder was a major fruitloop, and current mgmt ain't much different.

I've been on a personal buycott for a couple of years now, and don't miss their shit at all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2018 11:54 AM (0ogQG)


You know, if you buy the store brand cereal you will be buying from Kellogg. Or General Mills, or Post. Same stuff, different box.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 11:57 AM (hLRSq)

307 tattoo them with a camouflage pattern so they can't be seen?
Posted by: Anachronda at July 17, 2018 11:46 AM


* scribbles furiously *

Posted by: soon-to-be Camo Crocs at July 17, 2018 11:57 AM (ctuyM)

308 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2018 11:55 AM (oVJmc)

Well said. Sophie's Choice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 11:57 AM (AllCR)

309 the left wants slavery again, for their sakes.

they can call it whatever they wish. but they want Free shit no matter the cost to another human.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 11:57 AM (dPd5y)

310 I read where Stormy Daniels will be "performing" at Night Trips Gentleman's Club in Tulsa.

I'm so thrilled. I never thought I would get the chance to see her! (Searches behind couch cushions for spare change.)
Posted by: Dan Storm, gun-totin' gumshoe


Maybe she could pick the coins up off your hand.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 17, 2018 11:57 AM (nBr1j)

311 In a piece published in the Wall Street Journal, the former AG for the George W. Bush administration speculated that Russian President Vladimir Putin never thought Trump would win the election and instead wanted to "send a warning" to Clinton that Russia could have information from her hacked personal email server.

Mukasey added: "There are some 30,000 emails that Mrs. Clinton did not turn over, on the claim that they were personal and involved such trivia as yoga routines and Chelsea's wedding. If they instead contained damaging information -- say, regarding Clinton Foundation fundraising -- the new president would have taken office in the shadow of a sword dangling from a string held by the Russians."

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 17, 2018 11:57 AM (e8kgV)

312 Shared interests: McDonalds. Eminent domain evictions. Pussy. Mocking Merkel. Purell. Press embargoes.
Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 11:52 AM (Bdeb0)


There are work groups for those...

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:57 AM (bUjCl)

313 Bro, do you even lift?
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Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 11:57 AM (roQNm)

314 going should be doing.

dementia what a . . .

what was I saying again?

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 11:57 AM (HhAsk)

315 RR summoned to WH.





Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 17, 2018 11:56 AM (y3aQB)
Who is that? Only RR I know is Ronald Reagen and he is sadly, not going anywhere.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 11:58 AM (a0IVu)

316 Trump's MO is to support the person, enemy or friend , he is schmoozing at the time. It's been that way forever with him . I have to keep reminding myself of that when I think of his pre-President days with Hillary and Bill.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 11:58 AM (ziriD)

317 Joan would have gotten a kick out of Trump as president.

Posted by: JoeF.

She would have. Friends even before she went on CA and won. I think they both have that direct NYC sense of humor and snark.

Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2018 11:58 AM (oiNtH)

318 304

Have to say that thus far, Trump's can of whoop-ass is much bigger than the ink barrels the press can muster.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 17, 2018 11:56 AM (S/hVx)

Ink in barrels doesn't mean shit if nobody buys the paper that soaks it up.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2018 11:58 AM (7n4KQ)

319 234 How does one get rid of 'man boobs'?
________________

We can help you with that!

Posted by: Your local liposuction clinic at July 17, 2018 11:58 AM (fqUgw)

320 Rod Rosenpenis, my good friend.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 17, 2018 11:58 AM (37IEG)

321 I watched the presser, formed my opinion. I think he has had better days. Does not make it a horrific OMG treason moment. I just think he had better days.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 17, 2018 11:52 AM (wGbBR)

Given the fact that you don't know what his intention was, you have limited knowledge to form your opinions with. I have seen more than once that what was considered a blunder by Trump turned out to be another win. You notice that both CNN and Fox commentators are pontificating that this was a total disaster for the entire history of mankind, don't you? Why so much invective? Like they say, the closer he gets to the target, the more they scream.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 17, 2018 11:58 AM (9BLnV)

322 255
you don't throw your intelligence services under the bus on foreign soil.


the 17 intelligence services acted stupidly. for starters, their fealty to a commie muslim. do I mean Brennan or Obama?

Posted by: x at July 17, 2018 11:59 AM (nFwvY)

323 DDUncleP, confessing ignorance here: what is GECSPLAN?
I've seen it a few times in the past week here, and looking it up isn't taking me anywhere that a lightbulb goes on over my head.
What is the acronym about please?

Posted by: barbarausa at July 17, 2018 11:59 AM (ru28e)

324 >>300 The press set up a Sophie's Choice:

"George W. Bush is a retarded cowboy-chimp. Some village is missing its jug-eared idiot."

"George W. Bush insidiously masterminded the 9/11 conspiracy under everyone's noses as a pretext to go to war with Iraq after creating a convoluted WMD paper-trail in order to finish his father's mission and secure his legacy."

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 11:59 AM (Bdeb0)

325
Have to say that thus far, Trump's can of whoop-ass is much bigger than the ink barrels the press can muster.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 17, 2018 11:56 AM (S/hVx)


Even Fox News is trying to play this off as a serious gaffe but I see it as Trump publically reading The Riot Act

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 11:59 AM (10vO4)

326 >>DJT did tweet I trust MY intelligence sources.' Maybe there is truth to the White Hat theory...



I'm thinking he trusts *military* intelligence, not FBI/CIA.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 11:59 AM (W+vEI)

327 321
Rod Rosenpenis, my good friend.

--------------------------
oh...got it.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 11:59 AM (a0IVu)

328 322. I hope it does turn into another win. I am not saying he failed, just not his best, thats all.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 17, 2018 11:59 AM (wGbBR)

329 298 if the Russians meddled in our elections, it was on John Brennan's watch and he is a miserable failure if he let the Russians attack us. Posted by: blaster

Brennan: "How dare you not call me a miserable failure, Mr. Trump!"

BTW, that was just one of many, many failures: Manning, China Office of Personnel hack, NSA Leaks, CIA leaks, China rolling up all our agents, etc., etc.

Brennan was too busy wiretapping Trump to do his real job.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 17, 2018 11:55 AM (Ndje9)

No... Brennan, who voted for a communist at one point...was highly successful in his REAL mission...



Weakening the United States of America in favor of Communists.

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 11:59 AM (NgKpN)

330 RR summoned to WH.
========
T: Mueller is on the next plan to Russia or your fired.

R: But that's obstruction of justice . . . wait a minute . . . you are ordering him to investigate. DRAT!!!!!!

T: Let's play.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 11:59 AM (HhAsk)

331 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2018 11:55 AM (oVJmc)

Consider sending that description and the set up to the WH. It's succinct and accurate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 11:59 AM (AllCR)

332 I wonder what would happen if the media just once tried sanity.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 17, 2018 12:00 PM (nBr1j)

333 Rosie the Robot?

Rob Reiner?

Robert Reich?

Rosie the Riveter?

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 12:00 PM (YT4I5)

334 Riley Reid?

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 12:00 PM (YT4I5)

335 Watched part of the presser last night and my favorite part was when the cuck from the AP asked Putin if he had any dirt on PDT. Laughter ensued and the look on Donaldo's face was classic as "Yea, this is how these fools act everyday".

Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2018 12:01 PM (oiNtH)

336 Jeanne Pirro this morning on FF became very irritated with Doocy
and Abby Huntsmans whiny complaints that you don't throw your
intelligence services under the bus on foreign soil.
=========

Perhaps the intelligence agencies shouldn't be conspiring to disenfranchise half the country, either.

It's not just an attack on Donald Trump - it's an attack on the voter.

Don't ever forget that.

And I agree with the judge. What the hell was he supposed to have done? Be openly antagonistic? Call Putin a cocksucking liar? What?

I don't get all the hubbub over this at all. It was a fucking press conference. A Q&A session.

The president made a simple statement: Putin firmly denied the allegations. What was Putin supposed to have done? Admit culpability in every bit of wrongdoing in history? To what end?

The real outrage is the fact that the Democrats and Hillary Clinton were called out by both Trump and Putin. That's what has the chattering classes all exercised.

And guess what? Even if Russia did hack the DNC (which there is no evidence they did - the server was never examined by the FBI and other experts have stated such speedy downloads couldn't have been done remotely) who the hell cares what happens to the DNC? I sure as hell don't. It's the epicenter of every bit of filth, discord and rot in Western Civilization. To hell with them.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 12:01 PM (vg8iE)

337 Robbie Robertson?

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 12:01 PM (YT4I5)

338 Putin was the last stop on the trip. NATO, the EU,
London. Why do you think that was ? Perhaps to clear a few thngs with
them.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 11:52 AM (bUjCl)

Right...there was a grand plan.

Maybe a bit of perspective is in order. Trump is doing a fine job, but he certainly isn't perfect, and merely acting as a foil to the NeverTrump movement is as ridiculous as they are.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 12:01 PM (wYseH)

339 Wasn't so much of a beating as 'we are so fat that we are going to push you down on the floor and sit on you' kinda thing.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 11:12 AM (roQNm)

...

Whatever they did, it squeezed a decent puddle of blood out of him by the end.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 12:01 PM (yL25O)

340 FBI: Lisa Page Dimes Out Top FBI Officials During Classified House Testimony; Bureau Bosses Covered Up Evidence China Hacked Hillary's Top Secret Emails

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 17, 2018 12:01 PM (e8kgV)

341 Sidebar article on the anti-Kavanaugh astroturf letter is funny.

"If [Kavanaugh] is confirmed to the Supreme Court, everything we hold dear as a nation will be at stake"

"It's time to take the for-sale sign off our democracy"

Who's "we", and what is everything they hold dear? Obamacare and abortions, natch. They really are de-facto a separate nation with separate principles. We really need to make it formal, no matter how messy it will be.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 17, 2018 12:01 PM (/qEW2)

342 Not sure about this one



big if true:



RR summoned to WH.


Rosey's obviously coordinating this shit, and dropped the new sham indictments right before the Putin Summit to stir up just this hornet's nest.

The little creep's the enemy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2018 12:01 PM (oVJmc)

343 plan = plane.

Wow. Dementia sucks. I may have to give this up and just lurk. Oh well.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 12:01 PM (UTShV)

344 RR summoned to WH.
-----------------------------

The press used that word a lot when Obama was president, as in Obama "summoned Republicans" to the White House.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 12:02 PM (y8Foj)

345 Assuming man boobs aren't a side effect of medication, losing weight, push-ups, andbench press should put things aright.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 17, 2018 11:55 AM


And if those don't work, my invention will always here for him.

Posted by: zombie Otto Titzling at July 17, 2018 12:02 PM (ctuyM)

346 Nick you fool. How can you trust an intelligence service that had a commie muslim running it?

never bet against Trump.

Posted by: x at July 17, 2018 12:02 PM (nFwvY)

347 338 Robbie Robertson?
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 12:01 PM (YT4I5)

The guy from The Band or Spiderman's boss?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 17, 2018 12:02 PM (nBr1j)

348 Ricky Ricardo to the WH. He's got some splaining to do.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2018 12:02 PM (7n4KQ)

349 Morning all... Trump executed yet?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2018 12:02 PM (O2RFr)

350 With respect to Vigilante Justice, including lynching - the reason it is vital for the State to provide an effective and impartial Justice System (one of it's two most important reasons for existence, the other being mutual defense) is that an impartial system which is accepted as legitimate and effective does away with the need and desire for private justice, that which is carried out by private parties.

If a society does not have the former, it will always have the latter. That's how people are. Private "justice" has a huge cost, and is a huge risk, because while it may seem acceptable when it is carried out against a universally hated criminal, it can easily devolve into Vendetta, of the kind that Sicily was famous for. One family takes down an enemy who has wronged them, his family takes out someone in return, and so on forever.

Even worse are in areas that have bitter tribal and religious divisions, and in those places vigiliantism descends into the type of constant guerilla war of group vs group such as we see today in Syria, Iraq, Yemen, and most of Africa. It is the gateway to chaos and death of society itself.

When we attempt to stop vigilantism, THIS is the door we are trying to close. But, there must be a strong, effective, and feared state sponsored system of Justice, or else this other path is the one any society will go down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2018 12:03 PM (k1TUh)

351 Robbie Robertson?
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 12:01 PM (YT4I5)

Randy Rhodes
Rob Reiner

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 12:03 PM (y8Foj)

352

Ricky Ricardo to the WH. He's got some splaining to do.


Babba-LOOO!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 17, 2018 12:03 PM (HaL55)

353 If the portion of the intelligence community you trust was doing serious work in Russia would you brag about how competent your IC is? Or might you downplay their competence?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 17, 2018 12:03 PM (nBr1j)

354 350
Morning all... Trump executed yet?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2018 12:02 PM (O2RFr)
Not for the lack of trying from the usual suspects.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 12:03 PM (a0IVu)

355 Roy Rodgers?

Someone was Triggered.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 12:03 PM (YT4I5)

356 334 Rosie the Robot?

Rob Reiner?

Robert Reich?

Rosie the Riveter?
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 12:00 PM (YT4I5)
335 Riley Reid?
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 12:00 PM (YT4I5)


Reed Richards... The Silver Surfer was sighted over Russia...

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 12:03 PM (NgKpN)

357 The embattled Page tossed James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok and Bill Priestap among others under the Congressional bus, alleging the upper echelon of the FBI concealed intelligence confirming Chinese state-backed 'assets' had illegally acquired former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's 30,000+ "missing" emails, federal sources said.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 17, 2018 12:04 PM (e8kgV)

358 124 So how can the human right of one person come at the expense of another?"

Leftists are too dense to realize that this argument has been going on for well over 100 years now, and they keep losing it.

It's the issue of Negative Rights vs "Positive" Rights. Our Constitution is the best model in existence of a document that embraces the doctrine of "Negative RIghts" - it contains an enumerated list of actions which the Government MAY NOT do with respect to a citizen. They may not restrict your speech, or your religion, they may not deny you a fair trial, etc., etc. The doctrine of Negative Rights is an old and deeply conservative view of Government's role.

So-called "Positive Rights", on the other hand, have long been a deeply held goal of the leftists, and were pushed hard while FDR was in office. These would be that you have a RIGHT to a house, you have a RIGHT to a job, you have a RIGHT to healthcare. And Government's function is to use any and all powers to provide you with these things. This is always an invitation to a grand increase in the scale and power of Government, which is why leftists love this idea so.

Taking this back to the days of the Founders, and the ideas they held when the Constitution was written, our founding documents are based on the concept of "Natural Law". Under "Natural Law", the rights that any man (or woman) has are those that he has at the moment of this birth - you have the right to your life, you have the right to speak and be heard, you are born with the right to your own freedom (hence the perpetual conflict between "natural law" and the concept of Slavery). The Concept of Natural Law is where we derive the concept that just as we can not be forced into servitude of another, neither may we force others into servitude for ourselves. It was a novel concept when it first arose, an it is still a revolutionary idea today.

Posted by: Tom Servo
----------
THIS x 1000: Couldn't agree more Tom.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 17, 2018 12:04 PM (HqJdq)

359 Radolf Ritler!

It's Nazis all the way down.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 17, 2018 12:04 PM (I+uRD)

360
T: Mueller is on the next plan to Russia or your fired.


Can Trump order Mueller to Russia to interogate the GRU officers?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 12:04 PM (10vO4)

361 That sidebar thing... yes, some Nazis were obsessed with the occult, Goebbels in particular (he was literally creating a new state religion with a special castle where rituals would be carried out in special chambers, etc). Hitler was fascinated in some of that stuff. Some, however, were utterly disinterested in the occult and were total atheists who thought religion was weak. They were a kind of coalition of people who thought power let you make the rules tied together with Hitler. His death would have caused the whole thing to fall apart.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 12:05 PM (39g3+)

362 How is calling for a coup not treason by definition?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 17, 2018 12:05 PM (nBr1j)

363 FTMIP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2018 12:05 PM (zfrbv)

364 Time for a cute animal story and picture:

https://tinyurl.com/y9d4pg2e

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 12:05 PM (AllCR)

365 Posted by: bicentennialguy

Very well said!

Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2018 12:05 PM (oiNtH)

366 I missed the info on Lisa Page , Where is this write up?

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 12:05 PM (dPd5y)

367 >>The embattled Page tossed James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok and Bill Priestap among others under the Congressional bus, alleging the upper echelon of the FBI concealed intelligence confirming Chinese state-backed 'assets' had illegally acquired former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's 30,000+ "missing" emails, federal sources said.



DO you have the link?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 12:05 PM (W+vEI)

368 Serious question. How does one get rid of 'man boobs'?
======
Bro, Bra, do you even lift?
Posted by: SuperHeroTrainingAce at July 17, 2018 11:51 AM


FIFY.

Posted by: @JRandomCommenter at July 17, 2018 12:05 PM (ctuyM)

369 The embattled Page tossed James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok and Bill Priestap among others under the Congressional bus, alleging the upper echelon of the FBI concealed intelligence confirming Chinese state-backed 'assets' had illegally acquired former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's 30,000+ "missing" emails, federal sources said.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 17, 2018 12:04 PM (e8kgV)

Where is this?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 12:05 PM (y8Foj)

370 Tom, nice..

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 12:05 PM (dPd5y)

371 Drudge pic of Hillary flatters the undertaker's art. She looks so...peaceful.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 12:06 PM (Bdeb0)

372 How is calling for a coup not treason by definition?

Because you can't treason on a treasoner!

Posted by: Hysterical Dems and assorted Rinos+media at July 17, 2018 12:06 PM (O2RFr)

373 Can Trump order Mueller to Russia to interogate the GRU officers?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 12:04 PM (10vO4)
Vlad can arrange for the interviews to be carried out in scenic Siberia.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 12:06 PM (a0IVu)

374 Many people have tuned out the MSM because they cried wolf too many times.

If someone says "I heard CNN is reporting that..."
I hear "I heard a liar say..."

It bleeds over in to normal Trump stuff too. If I heard ANYTHING from ANY SOURCE negative about Trump I assume it's a probably a lie too.

I've been critical of Trump, particularly on his Syria intervention stuff, but the constant fake news on him has built up a reflex loyalty to him. Because more than 99% of the time that reflex is correct and it's easier to save thinking power for more important things than considering every piece of drivel the cuck-crew crawls out since it's almost always wrong.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 17, 2018 12:06 PM (H0bCE)

375 zombie Ronald Reagan. and this time he's pissed.

Posted by: x at July 17, 2018 12:06 PM (nFwvY)

376 333 I wonder what would happen if the media just once tried sanity.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 17, 2018 12:00 PM (nBr1j)

...

And then realize with a thunderclap that they've wasted their entire lives up until that moment?

I'm pretty sure that would be like breaking one of the seals in revelation.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 12:06 PM (yL25O)

377 Morning all... Trump executed yet?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2018 12:02 PM (O2RFr)

Not for the lack of trying from the usual suspects.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 12:03 PM (a0IVu)


Paul Ryan comments replaying on local radio right now ... he's all-in on Russian Collusion is a fact and Trump is wrong.

I'm surprised he, Corker, Flake, and the rest ain't hanging around. They all would obviously love to cast a vote to show Trump the door.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 12:06 PM (fiGNd)

378 I would not say the restaurant employees were vigilantes. They just put a beat down on the person that attempted to rob them. Timing is crucial to the definition.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 12:07 PM (ziriD)

379 Red Ryder. You'll put your eye out!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 12:07 PM (IqV8l)

380 >>Time for a cute animal story and picture:

https://tinyurl.com/y9d4pg2e




That is adorable!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 12:07 PM (W+vEI)

381
The embattled Page tossed James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok and Bill Priestap among others under the Congressional bus, alleging the upper echelon of the FBI concealed intelligence confirming Chinese state-backed 'assets' had illegally acquired former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's 30,000+ "missing" emails, federal sources said.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 17, 2018 12:04 PM (e8kgV)


Awkward

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 12:07 PM (10vO4)

382 374 Can Trump order Mueller to Russia to interogate the GRU officers?


Since this is a cartoon investigation maybe he can be sent to interview the guy from Deplorable Me.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 17, 2018 12:07 PM (nBr1j)

383 Speaking of treasonous presidents,
Obama is in South Africa at some ceremony today honoring Nelson Mandel, and sniping at Trump, although without mentioning his name directly.


Meanwhile the successors of the demi-god Mandela are threatening peacful white farmers with economic ruin and far worse. Yet not a word from Obama about that. Not one f***ing word. What a worthless, hateful POS

Posted by: Ripley at July 17, 2018 12:07 PM (MxEKc)

384 We demund that Hillay become presdnt now because TRump is a Russsian stooge as be peoven yestwerdy with Puten. TRump lied again and we has to pay for it.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 17, 2018 12:08 PM (qM84C)

385 Trump is sending me to investigate cold weather in Alaska!

Posted by: Rob Rosie of the Dept. of Jackasses at July 17, 2018 12:08 PM (MuTTO)

386 Have to say that thus far, Trump's can of whoop-ass is much bigger than the ink barrels the press can muster.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 17, 2018 11:56 AM (S/hVx)


Trump wasn't my first choice, but I've quickly come to see he is absolutely the best man for the job.

The more I see, the more I like.

Posted by: Emmie at July 17, 2018 12:08 PM (4HMW8)

387 T: Mueller is on the next plan to Russia or your fired.


Can Trump order Mueller to Russia to interogate the GRU officers?
========
No. But Rosenstein ass is probably grass without any claims of obstruction if Trump pushes him. Since the failure to require the IC to DO ITS JOB, is Rosensteins problem. The IC could get his ass kicked as well for failing to address his mandate. Trump and Putin rolled them yesterday. Rolled them hard.

Funs stuff.

But I'm demented.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 12:08 PM (UTShV)

388 Every retard conflates "meddling" with collusion.There has never been a shred of proof of collysion,in fact all the approaches to the Trump staffers were by US agents or informers.

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 12:09 PM (LiyEm)

389 I have to laugh my ass off at the Russia DEAL, of course they would try, but Lets know HOW . second I remember that site that would show how many from everywhere in the world were cyber attacking everywhere in the world.

so .

also quit screwing in other countries elections lefties. see Ukraine, see Israel, See Turkey, see Egypt, etc..

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 12:09 PM (dPd5y)

390 Anti missile technology to Poland is also a message to Iran.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2018 12:09 PM (yX+OR)

391 305 >>Four Democratic-led northeastern states sued the Trump administration to invalidate the new $10,000 cap on the federal tax deduction for state and local taxes.



Suck it, bitches.

Sucks when the Government reaches into your wllet, doesn't it?
____________________

It's funny how the Dims are always telling us that taxes are too low, and the rich don't pay enough taxes, and all that other bullshit.

Then, when they get what they said they wanted and their taxes actually go up, they raise holy hell and sue to try and get the tax hike invalidated.

Nancy Pelosi has been screaming for years that rich people (like her) don't pay enough taxes and get too many "loopholes" and tax breaks, but as soon as the SALT taxes were capped at $10,000, Pelosi pre-paid her CA property taxes so that she could claim all of them as a deduction on her current taxes. This is a woman who has a net worth (thanks to her years of corruption) of tens of millions of dollars (or more), but she wasn't going to pay more taxes if there was any way she could avoid it.

Say one thing, and then do the opposite. It's the Dim way.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2018 12:09 PM (fqUgw)

392 "Imagine a group of men finding out about Weinstein? Think that guy
is going to get a "fair trial?" Speedy, yes. Fair? Probably not so much.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal

we have a duty to rise up when government/courts become corrupt -- it is how are nation was founded.

Due process can be great, or it can become a weapon to destroy good people, force them to submit, while criminals in bed with government roam free in the mobs.

Considering Weinstein's damage not just to a multitude of women, but to our country as the "commie" propaganda machine corrupted our culture ... a fair trial at this point is way to late for there to ever be real retribution for the massive damage done. There is nothing fair about most of these mobsters still being alive ... WAR.

But sure, we are in a PsyOp game of trying to win hearts and minds in our own damn country ... McCarthy was (mostly) right, hard man as he may have been.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2018 12:09 PM (bT8Z4)

393 >>Meanwhile the successors of the demi-god Mandela are threatening peaceful white farmers with economic ruin and far worse. Yet not a word from Obama about that. Not one f***ing word. What a worthless, hateful POS




How....predictable.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 12:09 PM (W+vEI)

394 The latest in chicken farming.

https://www.valhoma.com/catalog.aspx?c=9&sc=23

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 12:09 PM (+y/Ru)

395 "If [Kavanaugh] is confirmed to the Supreme Court, everything we hold dear as a nation will be at stake"

...AND PEOPLE WILL DIE!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 12:09 PM (O5Q3r)

396 Obama is supposed to go to Kenya to open some kind of center with his half sister.I am rooting for Ebola....

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 12:10 PM (LiyEm)

397 They held the Page hearing behind closed doors so that the public would not witness the spectacle of congressmen coaxing her to tesify by feeding her shrubs and tin cans.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 17, 2018 12:10 PM (I+uRD)

398 I've been critical of Trump, particularly on his Syria intervention stuff, but the constant fake news on him has built up a reflex loyalty to him. Because more than 99% of the time that reflex is correct and it's easier to save thinking power for more important things than considering every piece of drivel the cuck-crew crawls out since it's almost always wrong.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 17, 2018 12:06 PM (H0bCE)

...

For me, it's not reflex loyalty to Trump. It's just reflex disbelief in the MSM.

They think we're in a tight defensive circle around Trump with our heads in the sand.

The reality is that the MSM itself, in having destroyed its own credibility, has rendered Trump immune to any accusation.

What credible source is left to accuse Trump? Even if he actually does something, what news source could bring it forth in a way that the half of the country that voted for Trump would even consider it on the merits?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 12:10 PM (yL25O)

399 I would not say the restaurant employees were vigilantes. They just put a beat down on the person that attempted to rob them. Timing is crucial to the definition.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 12:07 PM (ziriD)


I don't care if they sent the guy to the hospital.

I'm not standing around, playing victim, waiting on police to show up. If that means they haul me to lock-up instead ... so be it.

The standard line now - in some locales - seems to be "Law Enforcement is not obligated to protect you ... and you're not entitled to protect you either.".

No thank you.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 12:10 PM (fiGNd)

400 Right...there was a grand plan.

Maybe a bit of perspective is in order. Trump is doing a fine job, but he certainly isn't perfect, and merely acting as a foil to the NeverTrump movement is as ridiculous as they are.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 12:01 PM (wYseH)

There was a plan. There was input, from many quarters. There were points of disagreement, and they covered in the press conference that those do indeed exist. They may never be reconciled. Kiev's problems are self inflicted and not as important to the US as the ME, Like the Norks, like trade, like counterterrorism. FSB's elimination of ex-soldiers who turn is well known. Will they stop ? Most likely not. London should have hidden them better.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 12:10 PM (bUjCl)

401 396
"If [Kavanaugh] is confirmed to the Supreme Court, everything we hold dear as a nation will be at stake"

...AND PEOPLE WILL DIE!!!


Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2018 12:09 PM (O5Q3r)
They are back to this now? So last week...

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 12:10 PM (a0IVu)

402 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2018 12:09 PM (fqUgw)

Note, the Dems are all in on saying Trump's trade war is a horrible thing...


Even though a Tariff, is actually, a Tax... in fact it was the way the Fed Gov funded itself prior to the Income Tax.


I for one, have no problem with Trump increasing Tariffs, and decreasing the income Tax, as he has effectively done.

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 12:12 PM (NgKpN)

403 I checked out @richardbmcgee's twit stream, and found this gem:

@TeodroseFikre
"As reprehensible as Trump is with his rampant narcissism and juvenile antics, his deranged and duplicitous detractors in mainstream media are a thousand times worse. A conclave of frauds throwing darts at a charlatan."

I like the 'conclave of frauds throwing darts' phrase. It's almost Ace-like.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2018 12:12 PM (ctuyM)

404 "If [Kavanaugh] is confirmed to the Supreme Court, everything we hold dear as a nation will be at stake"

...AND Gays and Lesbians WILL DIE!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 17, 2018 12:12 PM (qM84C)

405 Seattle banker rescues 11 baby ducklings who jumped down from nest on a high ledge. The "Morning America" people are just setting up the video, so don't be concerned about them. :^)

https://tinyurl.com/y9r3hym4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 12:12 PM (AllCR)

406 I hope the media all choke on their sushi simultaneously.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 12:12 PM (dPd5y)

407 I think pretty much everyone was unhappy or uncomfortable with how Trump handled that bit at the press conference, but only the most demented cranks are thinking this was somehow treasonous or something that demands a military coup to remove him. People are yelling high crimes and misdemeanors for... saying he doesn't trust the deep state intel services.

These are the same people who were saying it constantly and loudly during the Bush administration, now its treason?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 12:13 PM (39g3+)

408 The embattled Page tossed James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok and Bill Priestap among others under the Congressional bus, alleging the upper echelon of the FBI concealed intelligence confirming Chinese state-backed 'assets' had illegally acquired former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's 30,000+ "missing" emails, federal sources said.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 17, 2018 12:04 PM (e8kgV)
---------

Whoa.

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2018 12:13 PM (G0vdT)

409 The concept of people holding abortion rights as "dear" is creepy. Believe them to be important, okay, fight for them, I guess, but holding them "dear" is disgusting.

It would be grossly over the top to compare that to Germans holding death camps as dear but I'll do it anyhow.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 17, 2018 12:13 PM (nBr1j)

410 That beat down of the would be robber seemed reasonable to me. He seemed to fight and resist, and given the serious injuries that can ensue in a real fight with real stakes, it wasn't unreasonable to gang up on him and keep going till he was genuinely subdued.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 17, 2018 12:13 PM (I+uRD)

411
I have to admit I had a brief man crush on Putin last night when I saw him give Chris Wallace a knowing smirk after Wallace told him we don't murder political opponents

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 12:14 PM (10vO4)

412 Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 12:10 PM (bUjCl)

You sound like a chekist.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 12:14 PM (wYseH)

413 Intense video shows a would-be robber getting beaten up by restaurant employees in Arizona.

Did you see the pool of blood on the floor? Dude, how many times did you double down?
Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2018 11:27 AM (R+Cqa)

Anybody know what restaurant this is? Next time I go to Arizona, I'd like to stop in and give them some business. And a high five.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2018 12:14 PM (bNb8V)

414 Trump wasn't my first choice, but I've quickly come to see he is absolutely the best man for the job.

The more I see, the more I like.

Posted by: Emmie


What was that thing we were saying years ago, about not wanting a good man to take on serious things because he won't go to the lengths required?

I supported Trump to whip the GOP into shape, or at least burn that corrupt group down. I did not forsee that he might, in fact, be just the right man for the nation at this point in our history.

But...as I've said before, God has chosen stranger instruments.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 17, 2018 12:15 PM (AM1GF)

415 Has anyone been able to check on what happened with Foghorn Philippe's protest evening of civil disturbance last night?

Posted by: hickory shampoo at July 17, 2018 12:15 PM (+INtM)

416 412


I have to admit I had a brief man crush on Putin last night when I
saw him give Chris Wallace a knowing smirk after Wallace told him we
don't murder political opponents

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 12:14 PM (10vO4)
I liked the way he handled Waller w/ the indictments. Dismissed it rather contemptuously.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 12:15 PM (a0IVu)

417 Who is this "we" kemosabe?hic
Hillary

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 12:15 PM (LiyEm)

418 409 The embattled Page tossed James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok and Bill Priestap among others under the Congressional bus, alleging the upper echelon of the FBI concealed intelligence confirming Chinese state-backed 'assets' had illegally acquired former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's 30,000+ "missing" emails, federal sources said.


Issa was on Fox last night and said while she answered some questions better than her boy toy,she was still evasive and relied on her FBI lawyer handlers which he questioned her having...

Posted by: Hysterical Dems and assorted Rinos+media at July 17, 2018 12:15 PM (O2RFr)

419 Here is a question I wish the MFM would ask the Dem Senators and Representatives saying Trump is owned by Putin and is a traitor: Are Mattis, Kelly, Pompeo, Coats, and Bolton also controlled by PDT and Putin solidly enough to keep them from exposing PDT's treasonous actions, or were they in on the Russian collusion from the start and are also traitors, or are they too stupid to recognize how Trump is owned by, communicating with, and doing the bidding of Putin???

To me, common sense says if none of the above cases apply, then the entire Russian collusion and control of our President is BS.

Schemer and Palsi: Publicly call Mattis, Kelly, and Pompeo colluders and traitors, too, or shut up.

Posted by: Gref at July 17, 2018 12:16 PM (3GwEq)

420 I have to admit I had a brief man crush on Putin last night when I saw him give Chris Wallace a knowing smirk after Wallace told him we don't murder political opponents

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

As we know, as sick as it is, there would be joy and jubilation in the Never Trump and liberal quarters if something happened to PDT.

Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2018 12:16 PM (oiNtH)

421 409 The embattled Page tossed James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok and Bill Priestap among others under the Congressional bus, alleging the upper echelon of the FBI concealed intelligence confirming Chinese state-backed 'assets' had illegally acquired former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's 30,000+ "missing" emails, federal sources said.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 17, 2018 12:04 PM (e8kgV)
---------

Whoa.
Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2018 12:13 PM (G0vdT)


Hmmm... its common practice to give immunity to those who testify in Court Cases...


If'n I was President? I'd tell the Chinese I'll give immunity for the Hack, if you turn those emails over to us (as he can do, using his Pardon power).

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 12:16 PM (NgKpN)

422
But...as I've said before, God has chosen stranger instruments.


Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 17, 2018 12:15 PM (AM1GF)


I don't think Trump was God's first choice either.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 12:16 PM (10vO4)

423 416 Has anyone been able to check on what happened with Foghorn Philippe's protest evening of civil disturbance last night?

Had a decent sized group all carrying freshly made treason signs

Posted by: Hysterical Dems and assorted Rinos+media at July 17, 2018 12:17 PM (O2RFr)

424 412


I have to admit I had a brief man crush on Putin last night when I
saw him give Chris Wallace a knowing smirk after Wallace told him we
don't murder political opponents

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 12:14 PM (10vO4)

Vince Foster had no comment.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 17, 2018 12:17 PM (jxbfJ)

425 A low rumbling in the distance...

Sounds of animals screaming and fleeing in terror...

Smoke rises from over the hill in the distance...

The AceMachine is on the horizon...

Any minute now...

Waaaait forrrr iiiiit......

Posted by: mindful webworker - psychic physicist at July 17, 2018 12:17 PM (U/u2R)

426 "How....predictable.
Posted by: Lizzy"



What a great opportunity Obama missed to take a real stand for justice and promoting actual racial tolerance. A little shaming of the South Africa tyrants and challenging them to live of to Mandelas (supposed) ideals might have done some actual good. But that would have taken actual backbone and courage and breaking from the narrative. Instead he has to show his wokeness and and take cheap shots t at Trump. From a foreign country, BTW.

Posted by: Ripley at July 17, 2018 12:17 PM (MxEKc)

427 421 I have to admit I had a brief man crush on Putin last night when I saw him give Chris Wallace a knowing smirk after Wallace told him we don't murder political opponents

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

As we know, as sick as it is, there would be joy and jubilation in the Never Trump and liberal quarters if something happened to PDT.
Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2018 12:16 PM (oiNtH)

Seth Rich and Levoy Finicum, are unavailable for comment...

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 12:17 PM (NgKpN)

428 high crimes and so on.

so what would we call sending pallets of cash to Iran?

if it was 'a just cause' why would it be done in the manner it was?
why

then lets move on to tapping congressional offices.

Lets move onto IRS used for political purpose.


than we can check up on pay for play to the biggest buyers/sellers at Clinton foundation.

i'm sure we have much more important things the DOJ should be investigating than an opioid crisis

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 12:17 PM (dPd5y)

429 GECSPLAN = Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere.

Palp can surely explain this better than myself, but here's the gist, close as I've gathered: it's a plan wherein the Slavs, the Chinese, and the Americans link up and exert total dominance on the Europeans, the Arabs, the Persians, and the Latins.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 12:18 PM (AzW6q)

430 I think pretty much everyone was unhappy or uncomfortable with how Trump handled that bit at the press conference
========
No problem with it in my opinion.

Of course I'm losing my mind.

He actually didn't say much of anything. Plus what actually were they talking about? Buying facebook ads, phishing emails, actually hacking Hillary's bathroom server? Meddling does not equal collusion. Meddling is something we do to them and everyone does to everyone else. If there is a crime, Mueller was invited, cordially, to hop on a plane and investigate. All that was asked was a reciprocal right to question persons in the US.

There is a LOT more going on here that the surface comments. A lot.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 12:18 PM (CtYiU)

431 Did anyone add Chris Wallace to their 2018 dead pool after last night?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2018 12:18 PM (P/aDH)

432 Other world leaders listen very carefully.
=====

Yes, they do. Have we heard about uncontrolled invasions from poverty or ideological (see MuzzieBros) countries in a while? Can the MSM and establishment successfully turn the global attention to Russia, Russia, Russia to distract? Nasty as Putin is/can be, he has nothing on the other groups -- and he has much less $$$ to throw around.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2018 12:19 PM (MIKMs)

433
I liked the way he handled Waller w/ the indictments. Dismissed it rather contemptuously.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 12:15 PM (a0IVu)


I live in a Russian neighborhood and that was the Russian way of saying GFU.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 12:19 PM (10vO4)

434 Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 12:10 PM (bUjCl)

You sound like a chekist.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 12:14 PM (wYseH)

Most of London's most expansive real estate is still owned by Russia. Most of Russian elite is sending their children to British schools. What has London done to get back at Putin ? London has plenty of ammunition to use agains Putin . Why haven't they ?

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 12:19 PM (bUjCl)

435 expansive and expensive

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 12:19 PM (bUjCl)

436 I don't think Trump was God's first choice either.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic


God always gets His first choice. It's just not always obvious to us. It's what happens when limited creatures try to understand the divine infinite.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 17, 2018 12:20 PM (AM1GF)

437 Did anyone add Chris Wallace to their 2018 dead pool after last night?

We have a dead pool? Is Ruth darth Vader Ginsberg on it?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2018 12:20 PM (O2RFr)

438 yes demunists, let's have a national conversation about treason. don't forget to bring your thumbs.

Posted by: x at July 17, 2018 12:20 PM (nFwvY)

439 So, a Prog in my paper informed me this morning that Russia has had universal health care since 1996, so in many ways they're way ahead of the U. S.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 12:21 PM (ptqGC)

440 438
Did anyone add Chris Wallace to their 2018 dead pool after last night?



We have a dead pool? Is Ruth darth Vader Ginsberg on it?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2018 12:20 PM (O2RFr)
My pool would be: McCain (though I am becoming increasingly suspicious w. this fella), RBG (caveat - magic kale), Weinstein (6 months, tops).

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 12:21 PM (a0IVu)

441 440 So, a Prog in my paper informed me this morning that Russia has had universal health care since 1996, so in many ways they're way ahead of the U. S.

So then they should be admired....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2018 12:21 PM (O2RFr)

442 Russia kills many journalists who disagree with the government, so in many ways they're way ahead of the U. S.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

443 thank you, Yudisthira's Dice.
(all search was giving me was various green programs, and Georgia energy co-ops.)

Posted by: barbarausa at July 17, 2018 12:23 PM (ru28e)

444 Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 12:19 PM (bUjCl)

Question....wtf are you talking about?

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2018 12:23 PM (0+nbW)

445 Did anyone add Chris Wallace to their 2018 dead pool after last night?
=======
Funny thing just happened.

I went for a walk to grab a sandwich at the corner deli. On the way back, some guy carrying an umbrella on a clear day bumped me and jabbed the tip of the umbrella into my thigh. Still hurts.

Posted by: chris wallace at July 17, 2018 12:23 PM (ZGpUp)

446 I see someone or group is bring that gigantic 20 ft. baby Trump balloon to NJ.. Swell... target practice!

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2018 12:23 PM (O2RFr)

447
God always gets His first choice. It's just not always obvious to us. It's what happens when limited creatures try to understand the divine infinite.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 17, 2018 12:20 PM (AM1GF)


In fairness I believe God's first choice was Vlad the Impaler but he already used him once.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 12:23 PM (10vO4)

448 426 A low rumbling in the distance...

Sounds of animals screaming and fleeing in terror...

Smoke rises from over the hill in the distance...

The AceMachine is on the horizon...

Any minute now...

Waaaait forrrr iiiiit......
Posted by: mindful webworker - psychic physicist

At noon? That's just his alarm clock.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2018 12:24 PM (Bdeb0)

449 Russia kills many journalists who disagree with the government, so in many ways they're way ahead of the U. S.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

It's almost the reverse here...journalists trying to get rid of a president.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 12:24 PM (bUjCl)

450 So, a Prog in my paper
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 12:21 PM


Is that anything like a fly in your soup?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2018 12:24 PM (ctuyM)

451 450 Russia kills many journalists who disagree with the government, so in many ways they're way ahead of the U. S.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

Hope he gave Trump some "pointers."

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2018 12:25 PM (O2RFr)

452 438

Did anyone add Chris Wallace to their 2018 dead pool after last night?

This would be a fun little game/exercise for the Horde. Any interest in getting one started?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 17, 2018 12:25 PM (jxbfJ)

453 "So, a Prog in my paper informed me this morning that
Russia has had universal health care since 1996, so in many ways
they're way ahead of the US.


Posted by: Jane D'oh"


So did the Soviet Union, so they were even more way ahead of the US in many ways. Things were so much better back then.

Posted by: Ripley at July 17, 2018 12:25 PM (MxEKc)

454 Man, that's some major weight going against that robber.
*******************
The guy in the background with the glasses wasn't in a big hurry to call 911.
Posted by: Cosda at July 17, 2018 11:21 AM (XvuZX)

I think the guy in the glasses was trying to remember where his cousin Anthony buried the last guy they killed...it was somewhere in the meadowlands. Bit fuzzy on exact location.....as it was in the dead of night.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin (thought leader) at July 17, 2018 12:25 PM (eR21P)

455 Palp can surely explain this better than myself, but here's the gist, close as I've gathered: it's a plan wherein the Slavs, the Chinese, and the Americans link up and exert total dominance on the Europeans, the Arabs, the Persians, and the Latins.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


The Chinese, I guarantee you, have no interest in aligning with anyone but themselves.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2018 12:25 PM (zfrbv)

456 Question....wtf are you talking about?
Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2018 12:23 PM (0+nbW)


about London

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 12:25 PM (bUjCl)

457 362 That sidebar thing... yes, some Nazis were obsessed with the occult, Goebbels in particular (he was literally creating a new state religion with a special castle where rituals would be carried out in special chambers, etc). Hitler was fascinated in some of that stuff."

What I found most enlightening about that article was the end, where the author observed that Nazism was a Political Religion. That explains both its most bizarre aspects and the absolute fanaticism which it inspired.

We are now fighting another powerful Political Religion - Modern Leftism. It has much in common with the last version, which explains why it is so pernicious. If you understand that the extreme hatred against Trump exists because he commits Public Heresy against this new religion every single day, it becomes easy to understand.

And just like the Nazi's, they're trying to create a religion which denies there is any God. I think I see why it can't last long, and never does.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2018 12:25 PM (k1TUh)

458 I just vomited into my office trashcan. Waste of a reuben that was.

Head hurts. Gonna turn off the lights and put my head down.

Posted by: chris wallace at July 17, 2018 12:25 PM (gJAEB)

459
I don't get what the problem is. It was a press conference. Eeesh. Nobody knows what was talked about in the meeting.
Dems apparently wanted him to announce Global Thermonuclear War.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2018 12:25 PM (r+sAi)

460 So, a Prog in my paper informed me this morning that Russia has had universal health care since 1996, so in many ways they're way ahead of the U. S.
=========

Perhaps the sonofabitch should pack his bags and avail himself of that wonderful, high-quality care with the latest in pharmacological and technological advancements. I'm sure patient satisfaction scores are through the roof!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 12:26 PM (vg8iE)

461 don't get what the problem is. It was a press conference. Eeesh. Nobody knows what was talked about in the meeting.
Dems apparently wanted him to announce Global Thermonuclear War.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2018 12:25 PM (r+sAi)

yes. only a press conference. and now it is the end of the world as we know it.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2018 12:27 PM (bUjCl)

462 >>>For me, it's not reflex loyalty to Trump. It's just reflex disbelief in the MSM.

They think we're in a tight defensive circle around Trump with our heads in the sand.

The reality is that the MSM itself, in having destroyed its own credibility, has rendered Trump immune to any accusation.

What credible source is left to accuse Trump? Even if he actually does something, what news source could bring it forth in a way that the half of the country that voted for Trump would even consider it on the merits?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 12:10 PM (yL25O)
_________

I still trust Tucker.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 17, 2018 12:27 PM (H0bCE)

463 Unless they find a Hawaiian judge, that shit won't fly.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 11:17 AM (1AK1h)

But surely they will, eventually. Aren't Hawaiian judges the last appeal above the Supreme Court? If they aren't now, just wait.

Posted by: George LeS at July 17, 2018 12:27 PM (59GGI)

464 We are now fighting another powerful Political Religion - Modern Leftism. It has much in common with the last version, which explains why it is so pernicious. If you understand that the extreme hatred against Trump exists because he commits Public Heresy against this new religion every single day, it becomes easy to understand.

And just like the Nazi's, they're trying to create a religion which denies there is any God. I think I see why it can't last long, and never does.

========

These political religions have the same source.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 12:27 PM (ZGpUp)

465 454 "So, a Prog in my paper informed me this morning that
Russia has had universal health care since 1996, so in many ways they're way ahead of the US."

Posted by: Jane D'oh"

1996? Why was he so cheap with his praise, inform him they've had it since 1917!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2018 12:28 PM (k1TUh)

466 I've had Bubba Clinton in my dead pool for a couple of years. I'm convinced, that like McCain, the bastard is going to live forever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 12:28 PM (ptqGC)

467 438 Did anyone add Chris Wallace to their 2018 dead pool after last night?

We have a dead pool? Is Ruth darth Vader Ginsberg on it?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2018 12:20 PM (O2RFr)

sweasel.com has one.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 17, 2018 12:28 PM (cvabZ)

468 >>432
Did anyone add Chris Wallace to their 2018 dead pool after last night?

Naaa. Pasty white lesbians seem to live forever.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 12:28 PM (r9UYA)

469
yes. only a press conference. and now it is the end of the world as we know it.

I expected that from the Dems and media but I was nauseated at the response by the majority of Republicans and alleged "Conservatives" Seems they all panicked and couldn't run to the mike fast enough to attack Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2018 12:29 PM (O2RFr)

470
I have to admit I had a brief man crush on Putin last night when I saw him give Chris Wallace a knowing smirk after Wallace told him we don't murder political opponents

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
____________

I thought it was kind of amusing when Putin refused to take the indictment papers out of Wallace's hands and told him to set it on the table.

Was wondering how many times Putin has ordered somebody killed by having them handle some innocuous item that had been coated with a lethal poison. He wasn't going to take any chances . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2018 12:29 PM (fqUgw)

471 That beat down of the would be robber seemed reasonable to me. He seemed to fight and resist, and given the serious injuries that can ensue in a real fight with real stakes, it wasn't unreasonable to gang up on him and keep going till he was genuinely subdued.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls


That was my impression, as well, that the perp was hopped up on something. First clue was he seemed to start to walk away, then came back and slapped the cash register.

Someone said gray hoodie was using a broomstick. Makes more sense than what I first thought it was - a pool cue (traditional weaponry).

Posted by: mindful webworker - active pacifist or passive activist at July 17, 2018 12:29 PM (U/u2R)

472 And you thought Squaw Speaks With Forked Tongue was lying before:

"I am a capitalist to my bones," Sen. Warren tells New England Council, one of several instances this morning where she's highlighted her belief in capitalism and markets while talking bankruptcy policy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 12:29 PM (+y/Ru)

473 Funny how no one in the press is concerned about the Chinese or the Pakis hacking our computer systems. Just the Rooskies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2018 12:29 PM (oVJmc)

474 What I found most enlightening about that article was the end, where the author observed that Nazism was a Political Religion. That explains both its most bizarre aspects and the absolute fanaticism which it inspired.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2018 12:25 PM (k1TUh)


Dude ...

... most people have a Hole inside themselves. They're looking for something to fill it with.

Drugs, Religions, Politics, Cults, Careers ... whatever. Some fillings are better than others.

But most people are looking for something External to fill need that's Internal.

A man could make alot of money off that shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 12:29 PM (fiGNd)

475 runner...cut, jib, newsletter.



Posted by: nip at July 17, 2018 12:29 PM (ECLaL)

476
I don't get what the problem is. It was a press conference. Eeesh. Nobody knows what was talked about in the meeting.Dems apparently wanted him to announce Global Thermonuclear War.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2018 12:25 PM (r+sAi)


Trump meets with Putin alone for three hours, comes out and drops a bombshell and nobody is wonderining what Putin might have told him. And don't forget Bibi Netanyahu met with Putin the week before the NATO conference.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 12:29 PM (10vO4)

477 >>Naaa. Pasty white lesbians seem to live forever.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 12:28 PM (r9UYA)

Submitted as evidence: Lindsay Graham.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 12:30 PM (Bdeb0)

478 "I am a capitalist to my bones," Sen. Warren tells New England Council, one of several instances this morning where she's highlighted her belief in capitalism and markets while talking bankruptcy policy
=========

Of course she is. When she's flipping houses and making tons of money....FOR HERSELF.

Others, not so much!

Hey, bitch....you didn't build that.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 12:30 PM (vg8iE)

479 >> 409 The embattled Page tossed James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok and Bill Priestap among others under the Congressional bus, alleging the upper echelon of the FBI concealed intelligence confirming.....



Not familiar with the True Pundit site - is it legit?
Who is their source for this story?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 12:31 PM (W+vEI)

480 442 440 So, a Prog in my paper informed me this morning that Russia has had universal health care since 1996, so in many ways they're way ahead of the U. S.

So then they should be admired....
Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2018 12:21 PM (O2RFr)

Where would he rather have a heart attack, in Russia or the U.S.?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 17, 2018 12:31 PM (nBr1j)

481 Funny how no one in the press is concerned about the Chinese or the Pakis hacking our computer systems. Just the Rooskies.
=========

The Chinese and Pah-ki-stahnis are not in script.

The Russians are the antagonists in this tale of intrigue.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 12:32 PM (vg8iE)

482 Eh, Trump didn't have to let himself get baited into discussin our dirty laundry in front of Putin.

But it's not the end of the world - it's not like that very same dirty laundry isn't broadcast far, wide, and loudly by the folks who want to kneecap him.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 17, 2018 12:32 PM (cvabZ)

483 Not familiar with the True Pundit site - is it legit?
Who is their source for this story?
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I would not rely on it.

But that's just me. Not saying it is illegit, but I think they tend to wishcast from the right.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 12:32 PM (0NkfF)

484
Not familiar with the True Pundit site - is it legit?
Who is their source for this story?

Not very, but who knows... All I know is Issa didn't seem to think there were any bombshells...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2018 12:32 PM (O2RFr)

485 The rising cuck-tide lifts all butts.

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 17, 2018 12:30 PM (/TNyL)

Good bye.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 12:32 PM (wYseH)

486 So, a Prog in my paper
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 12:21 PM

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Serious question: Do any morons know of a single daily newspaper in the United States that isn't hard Left or NeverTrump?

The county where I grew is so dark red it's almost black, but the newspaper is still liberal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 12:33 PM (AzW6q)

487 Saw that one coming.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 12:33 PM (+lOpA)

488 JOHANNESBURG (AP) - Obama notes 'utter loss of shame among political leaders when they're caught in a lie and they just double down'

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If you want your shame you can keep your shame.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 12:33 PM (+y/Ru)

489 I don't think Trump was God's first choice either.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 12:16 PM (10vO4)

I don't think God particularly cares.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 12:33 PM (NWiLs)

490 480 "I am a capitalist to my bones," Sen. Warren tells New England Council, one of several instances this morning where she's highlighted her belief in capitalism and markets while talking bankruptcy policy
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LOL. Yeah, she claimed for years that she was an Indian squaw to her bones too, and we all know what a bullshit claim that turned out to be.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2018 12:33 PM (fqUgw)

491 ... most people have a Hole inside themselves. They're looking for something to fill it with.


.............nope, nope, no no no. I won't do it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2018 12:34 PM (k1TUh)

492 Obama notes 'utter loss of shame among political leaders when they're caught in a lie and they just double down'
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This is about me, isn't it?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at July 17, 2018 12:34 PM (vg8iE)

493 The county where I grew is so dark red it's almost black, but the newspaper is still liberal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 12:33 PM (AzW6q)



Funny how that works.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 12:34 PM (+lOpA)

494 Not familiar with the True Pundit site - is it legit?

Posted by: It's me donna


Only if you consider Infowars, Coast to Coast AM, and Ancient Aliens legit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2018 12:34 PM (zfrbv)

495 I don't think Trump was God's first choice either.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 12:16 PM (10vO4)

I don't think God particularly cares.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 12:33 PM (NWiLs)


That's a topic I've always found interesting.

I thought ant farms were neat as a kid ... but I never gave a shit one way or another about a particular ant.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 12:34 PM (fiGNd)

496 most people have a Hole inside themselves. They're looking for something to fill it with.
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I have two!

Posted by: Shep! at July 17, 2018 12:34 PM (vg8iE)

497 ... most people have a Hole inside themselves. They're looking for something to fill it with.

Cock!

Posted by: Shep! at July 17, 2018 12:34 PM (NWiLs)

498 >>I would not rely on it.

But that's just me. Not saying it is illegit, but I think they tend to wishcast from the right.
- - -


Thanks.

There's that infamous Lefty troll who got bored with trolling so he started creating fake conservative sites to post fake stories to make fools of conservative readers. That post was feeling a little to wish-casty, so I will see what known sources post about Page's testimony....

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 12:35 PM (W+vEI)

499 JOHANNESBURG (AP) - Obama notes 'utter loss of shame among political leaders when they're caught in a lie and they just double down'

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The Audacity of Dope

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 12:35 PM (+y/Ru)

500 Trish Regan needs to get to the fainting couch ASAP. So, in her view, somehow Putin made a bunch of high ranking federal officials act counter to their mandate to uphold justice? Did she hit her head? I thought she used to be at least coherent.

Posted by: wahshiya at July 17, 2018 12:35 PM (yEfHE)

501 I don't think God particularly cares.
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I was a shepherd and a dresser of sycamores . . .

Posted by: say my name . . . at July 17, 2018 12:35 PM (0NkfF)

502 Codevilla: Competitive "virtue signaling" has
become the way of political life in America. To the extent that it
bleeds into America's foreign policy, we are all in big trouble.=========================
Amen. What Codevilla could have added was that Trump also put pressure on Putin when Trump challenged our putative NATO allies to pony up on their promise to put 2% of their GDP into defense spending by 2020. And Trump raked Merkel over the coals for Germany's multi-billion dollar gas-oil pipeline deal with Russia. That's language the Kremlin clearly understands. But you won't hear anymore about that at CNN or MSNBC. It's all identity politics and virtue-signalling for the Lefty boobs 24/7.

Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2018 12:36 PM (Pqytn)

503 .............nope, nope, no no no. I won't do it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2018 12:34 PM (k1TUh)


That's kinky Tom. That's the type of kink I usually come up with.

Well played.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 12:36 PM (fiGNd)

504 This will work out well for Trump, as with most things that he does.

It's interesting to watch the Left and NeverTrump plumb the deepest trench zones of hysteria. If they were unhinged before, I think we can now say they are fully detached.

Posted by: chinese rock at July 17, 2018 12:36 PM (v6UKb)

505 499 JOHANNESBURG (AP) - Obama notes 'utter loss of shame among political leaders when they're caught in a lie and they just double down'


He can't stop talking about himself, can he?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 17, 2018 12:36 PM (nBr1j)

506 490 JOHANNESBURG (AP) - Obama notes 'utter loss of shame among political leaders when they're caught in a lie and they just double down'

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If you want your shame you can keep your shame.
______________________

I found out that Hillary was using a private, unsecure e-mail server to conduct sensitive government business by reading about it in the newspaper, just like everybody else!

Sure, you'd think I would have noticed it all those times I was sending her e-mails from the Oval to "hrc@clinton.com" but I'm just not that observant. Honest!

Posted by: Barry Obama at July 17, 2018 12:36 PM (fqUgw)

507 EM FROSTED MINI-WHEATS FOADDY-FI!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 17, 2018 11:26 AM (mPeei)
..........

you haven't done Donettes yet.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2018 12:37 PM (HgMAr)

508 495 I don't think Trump was God's first choice either.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 12:16 PM (10vO4)

I don't think God particularly cares.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 12:33 PM (NWiLs)

That's a topic I've always found interesting.

I thought ant farms were neat as a kid ... but I never gave a shit one way or another about a particular ant.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 12:34 PM (fiGNd)

God might occasionally kick the ant farm over or whip out the magnifying glass on a sunny day, but otherwise, meh.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 12:37 PM (NWiLs)

509 The Telegraph Online is (I think) mildly conservative as far as British politics go and the consensus is basically PM May is out the door..just a matter of when, not if. Lots of turmoil there too as tories are abandoning their party for UKIP.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 12:37 PM (a0IVu)

510 JOHANNESBURG (AP) - Obama notes 'utter loss of shame among political
leaders when they're caught in a lie and they just double down'



Why is that gas bag even over there? Giving them props for exterminating white farmers? Encouraging them to go Full Zimbabwe?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 12:37 PM (ptqGC)

511 A squeaking like a rusty tricycle in the distance...

Sounds of hamsters squealing and running in circles...

Puffs of steam roll out a high-rise window...

The AceMachine is on the fritz...

Any #twoweeks now...

Waaaait forrrr iiiiit......

Posted by: mindful webworker - counting backwards from 1000 at July 17, 2018 12:37 PM (U/u2R)

512
I thought ant farms were neat as a kid ... but I never gave a shit one way or another about a particular ant.
Posted by: ScoggDog

I did but only on sunny days with a magnifying glass...

Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2018 12:38 PM (Bdeb0)

513 For some cheerful news: Chicago had a cop killing a black guy and the crazy BLM people were out and howling. At least this time, they released the bodycam footage. Story deflated faster than the DJT balloon story. Gonna be a long hot summer. Seriously, all cops should have bodycams if only for true self defense and cheap at the price.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2018 12:38 PM (MIKMs)

514 I don't think God particularly cares.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 12:33 PM (NWiLs)

That's a topic I've always found interesting.

I thought ant farms were neat as a kid ... but I never gave a shit one way or another about a particular ant.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 12:34 PM (fiGNd)

God might occasionally kick the ant farm over or whip out the magnifying glass on a sunny day, but otherwise, meh.
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I was a shepard and a dresser of sycamores . . .
Anyone? Really?

Posted by: say my name . . . at July 17, 2018 12:38 PM (CtYiU)

515

Not sure about that site either, but Gohmert did say in the hearings that Stzrok was given info that a foreign state that was not Russia had Hillary's emails, and he ignored it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2018 12:38 PM (r+sAi)

516 >> Obama notes 'utter loss of shame among political leaders when they're caught in a lie and they just double down'




What's that "when they're caught lying" part about?
He could have just stopped at the "utter loss of shame among political leaders."

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 12:38 PM (W+vEI)

517 Sure, you'd think I would have noticed it all those times I was sending her e-mails from the Oval to "hrc@clinton.com" but I'm just not that observant. Honest!
Posted by: Barry Obama at July 17, 2018 12:36 PM (fqUgw)

That's actually plausible.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 12:38 PM (IqOTP)

518 Obama would know that firsthand.
you can keep your doctor. thousands in savings.
no corruption here.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 12:39 PM (dPd5y)

519 David Burge
@iowahawkblog
Straightforward from here:
Trump impeached
President Pence appoints VP Putin
Everybody in Washington dies of mysterious polonium poisoning
President Iowahawk

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Makes more sense than the Mean Girl Media.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 12:40 PM (+y/Ru)

520 JOHANNESBURG (AP) - Obama notes 'utter loss of shame among political
leaders when they're caught in a lie and they just double down'

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Hey.... if you like your political leader ..... you can keep your political leader.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 12:40 PM (8XRCm)

521 My MIL had an actual copy of "The Audacity of Hope" on a book shelf. I took it down, and the very first page I flipped to was this crap:

Barry was complaining about how haaaaard campaigning for the U. S. Senate was, and all the loooooong hours he was putting in. And Mooch told him not taking a seven day vacation every few months "wasn't normal."


That was all I could stand to read.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

522 Sure, you'd think I would have noticed it all those times I was sending her e-mails from the Oval to "hrc@clinton.com" but I'm just not that observant. Honest!
Posted by: Barry Obama at July 17, 2018 12:36 PM (fqUgw)

That's actually plausible.
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His lie will be, someone entered her address into my address book. Her address name just showed "Hillary". I never actually entered an email address for her.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 12:41 PM (ZGpUp)

523 So glad that I don't believe in God who kicks shit over to look at the people through a magnifying glass or a God simply doesn't gave a damn. So, so glad the God I believe in came down as human to understand and relate to what humans go through!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 12:41 PM (AllCR)

524 Under the radar in the newz.....last 2 polls of the NJ Senate race have been D+2 and D+4.

Does a Republican seriously have shot in NJ of all places? Now that would be crazy. NJ going red while TN goes blue.

We certainly live in interesting times.

Posted by: #neverskankles at July 17, 2018 12:41 PM (MoKWB)

525 insomniac, I imagine G-d cares, but allows us to reach our full potential in corruption.
He would see death as not permanent.
At least that's how I console myself. because otherwise..


anyway ,prayers for you and your babies.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 12:41 PM (dPd5y)

526 Barry was complaining about how haaaaard campaigning for the U. S. Senate was, and all the loooooong hours he was putting in. And Mooch told him not taking a seven day vacation every few months "wasn't normal."
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Seriously...have two bigger losers ever ascended so highly?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 12:42 PM (vg8iE)

527 That post was feeling a little to wish-casty

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Maybe Page flipped. Maybe she didn't... the problem I'm having, is that I've gotten to the point where I read anyone who is hopeful of any consequences following obtained evidence/testimony as "wishcasting."

If anything at all happens to any of these freaks, they'll just get the Awan treatment.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 12:42 PM (AzW6q)

528 hogmartin at July 17, 2018 12:38 PM

Plausible.
I was actually thinking that with some email apps you don't see the email address, only the recipient's name.

Even more likely when you have staff set up your email app for you.

But I won't give Obama the benefit of any plausible doubt.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 12:42 PM (roQNm)

529 What the heck is B.O. doing in Johannesburg?
Besides male hookers and blow, of course.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2018 12:43 PM (HgMAr)

530 free will is a prickly topic.

some seemingly have it , some seemingly do not .

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 12:43 PM (dPd5y)

531 Barak speaking on corruption makes me see red.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 12:44 PM (dPd5y)

532 What the heck is B.O. doing in Johannesburg?

Besides male hookers and blow, of course.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2018 12:43 PM (HgMAr)


Well, he was born a few towns over, so......

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2018 12:44 PM (9Om/r)

533
If you bring up the subject of a Political Religion, fanatic and pernicious, then islam (I will NOT capitalize it) MUST be featured.

It is the epitome of the term.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 17, 2018 12:44 PM (S/hVx)

534 At least this time, they released the bodycam
footage. Story deflated faster than the DJT balloon story.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2018 12:38 PM (MIKMs)

The pistol and the extra magazine on his belt was a tip-off....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 12:44 PM (wYseH)

535 His lie will be, someone entered her address into my address book. Her address name just showed "Hillary". I never actually entered an email address for her.
Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 12:41 PM (ZGpUp)

He doesn't strike me as the "pays attention to anything" type. If that's how he chooses to play it... I can't say it would be out of character.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 12:44 PM (IqOTP)

536 I thought ant farms were neat as a kid ... but I never gave a shit one way or another about a particular ant.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 12:34 PM (fiGNd)

God might occasionally kick the ant farm over or whip out the magnifying glass on a sunny day, but otherwise, meh.

Posted by: Insomniac


God has the ultimate "big picture". He knows the things to influence to get the greatest result. This is cold comfort to those who get a bad time of it in this world, but that's the point of faith--that the next world will more than make up for it. "This, too, shall pass."

As I said, sometimes cold comfort, but leagues better than the alternative.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 17, 2018 12:44 PM (AM1GF)

537 Barak speaking on corruption makes me see red.
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He knows his audience well.

He knows they are magnitudes dumber than he - and that's really, really fucking dumb.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 12:45 PM (vg8iE)

538 I don't think Trump was God's first choice either.

God's first choice for who should rule the world is... God.

What credible source is left to accuse Trump? Even if he actually does something, what news source could bring it forth in a way that the half of the country that voted for Trump would even consider it on the merits?

This is the flaw with constantly crying wolf, which everyone knows past the sixth grade but apparently these idiots forgot. There were signs last year that a few of them were starting to realize this, but then they freaked out even harder the next week.

Scott Adams pointed out that if it weren't for this hysterical tantrum by the left, the "Walk Away" movement (whatever its significance or size) would probably never have happened. But people get tired of being lied to and get over fearmongering.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 12:45 PM (39g3+)

539 The reason the left hates Putin so much is because he puts the interest of his country first and foremost and any American politician Who Dares do that is a racist xenophobic imperialist sexist racist xenophobic racist sexist imperialist

Posted by: #neverskankles at July 17, 2018 12:45 PM (MoKWB)

540 >>>529 What the heck is B.O. doing in Johannesburg?
Besides male hookers and blow, of course.
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2018 12:43 PM (HgMAr)
_________
SA is the number one place on Earth to hate whitey right now. Where else would Obama be?

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 17, 2018 12:45 PM (H0bCE)

541 Does a Republican seriously have shot in NJ of all places? Now that would be crazy. NJ going red while TN goes blue.



We certainly live in interesting times.

Posted by: #neverskankles at July 17, 2018 12:41 PM (MoKWB)

=============================
About 99% of this fake "Trump is soft on Russia" bilge is an attempt to stanch the drift of the Dem base towards defeatism in the mid-terms. Unfortunately for Team Blue, in the face of rising national economic fortunes, this round of Fake News Outrage will fade just like the previous Fake News Outrages.

Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2018 12:45 PM (Pqytn)

542 >>Barry was complaining about how haaaaard campaigning for the U. S. Senate was, and all the loooooong hours he was putting in. And Mooch told him not taking a seven day vacation every few months "wasn't normal."



Ugh. There was that article about Reggie Love detailing his years of service for Obama, and how he would start the day by waking Obama
Aside from the obvious implications, what adult* hasn't learned to operate an alarm clock, and instead relies on their aide to wake them every dang day?



*Hillary, too, no doubt relies/relied on Huma to get up from naps, etc. That is bizarre that these incapable people think they should be running *our* lives...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 12:45 PM (W+vEI)

543 When is the Democrat party going to stop interfering in our democracy?

Posted by: Chris M at July 17, 2018 12:46 PM (eAZVt)

544 What the heck is B.O. doing in Johannesburg?
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Secretly encouraging (subtly of course) the South African political leadership that persecuting the white farmers is justifiable for what the whites did to South Africa.

/just guessing

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 12:46 PM (roQNm)

545 "This, too, shall pass."

Like a golf-ball-sized kidney stone.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 12:46 PM (NWiLs)

546 say my name . . . at July 17, 2018 12:38 PM (CtYiU)

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I know the reference (Amos), but I'm not sure I understand the allusion you're making.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 12:46 PM (AzW6q)

547 What the heck is B.O. doing in Johannesburg?

Celebrating the murder and theft perpetrated against whites.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 12:46 PM (39g3+)

548 These options are no longer available for vast majority of people. It is immoral for society to demand work for subsistence and then turn around and deny them employment. A living wage job is an absolute human right.

So a living wage is 100 bucks. John does not work but his wife works. She makes 200 bucks. Is John still owed his 100 bucks? She has a kid and takes off work. Does society now owe John $300? In his spare time (meaning all days) he writes a little book that gets picked up as an Indy movie. John gets $1000. What are his taxes that year? Does he owe his living wage back?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2018 12:47 PM (7Ge6c)

549 hope I don't turn into a pillar of salt this week.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 12:47 PM (dPd5y)

550 What the heck is B.O. doing in Johannesburg?

It's hot and people don't shower enough.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 17, 2018 12:47 PM (nBr1j)

551 Does a Republican seriously have shot in NJ of all places?

Posted by: #neverskankles at July 17, 2018 12:41 PM (MoKWB)

No. I really don't think so. The Democrat machine will churn out enough votes to keep Menendez in the senate, even though he is hated by most of the state.

If the GOP had found a slightly better candidate it would have been a real race.

But damn, I hope I am spectacularly wrong!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 12:47 PM (wYseH)

552 "I was no prophet, nor have I belonged to a company of prophets. I was a shepherd and a dresser of sycamores. The Lord took me from following the flocks and said to me GO prophesy to my people Israel. Amos 7:14-15


Fun stuff. Happens all the time. Joe Fabeets winds up doing crazy things.

Posted by: say my name at July 17, 2018 12:47 PM (UTShV)

553 Scott Dworkin
@funder
Trump and Pence should be removed from office and we should either have a new election, or Hillary Clinton should take over. That's how we beat Putin. There is no other way.

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I'm going with Iowahawk's plan.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)

554 What the heck is B.O. doing in Johannesburg?

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Maybe he's gettin' his slice of some that sweet, sweet free farmland.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 12:49 PM (AzW6q)

555 I can't imagine the blood pressure that your typical leftist have to has to have these days always being at 11 on the outrage meter like 24/7 every f****** day it has to be exhausting

Posted by: #neverskankles at July 17, 2018 12:49 PM (MoKWB)

556 yeah the 15 dollars as living wage is a joke anyway. Why choose 15 bucks? that can get you what where these days? Why not a THOUSAND BUCKS AN HOUR

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 12:49 PM (dPd5y)

557 Why is that gas bag even over there? Giving them props for exterminating white farmers? Encouraging them to go Full Zimbabwe?
______________________

I'm here to applaud the courage and restraint of that great peacemaker Nelson Mandela, who spent decades in captivity because he refused to disavow the use of violence (like the lovely burning tire necklaces that his dear wife Winnie liked to place around the necks of her enemies, including children, to ensure that they died horrifically painful, prolonged deaths).

See, those mean, evil whiteys who ran South Africa's awful government were willing to release Mandela for decades. But they wanted him to disavow the use of violence by his followers to achieve their political aims. But Mandela always refused to disavow violence, because he knew that it works.

Today, white farmers in South Africa are being murdered and their lands and other property stolen from them, by Nelson's vicious black brothers who knew, as he did, that violence works!

And that's what I'm here to celebrate! I'm a world-class, world-famous statesman who pretends to believe in peace, just like Mandela did! And lefties around the world revere me and ignore my blatant hypocrisy, just like they did for Mandela!

Posted by: Barry Obama at July 17, 2018 12:50 PM (fqUgw)

558 About 99% of this fake "Trump is soft on Russia" bilge is an attempt to stanch the drift of the Dem base towards defeatism in the mid-terms.

Yeah fundraising and voter confidence is very light in the Dems, they need a new terror every week just to keep their base in line. IF they ever stopped then people might stop to remember how their party spent over a billion dollars with total media support to ram the single most unlikable candidate in human history down their throats over their wishes and lost.

Then they might go so far as to remember the actual content of the Podesta emails, which documented in painful totality the contempt the Dems have for voters, their racism, their corruption, their ownership of a totally biased news media, and so on.

So every week its a new squirrel to the point I think most of these pundits actually have started to believe their own BS.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 12:50 PM (39g3+)

559 Looks like RR has been summoned to the WH this morning.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 17, 2018 12:50 PM (a0IVu)

560 549 hope I don't turn into a pillar of salt this week.
Posted by: willow

I could make a comment about a "salt Lick" but that just wouldn't be right.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2018 12:50 PM (Bdeb0)

561 Vibrio outbreak linked to Venezuelan crabs. This can't be very good for their GDP.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 17, 2018 12:50 PM (/qEW2)

562 >>the problem I'm having, is that I've gotten to the point where I read anyone who is hopeful of any consequences following obtained evidence/testimony as "wishcasting."



Fair enough.

There are people who tweet and blog about the OIG, and they back up what they post with court documents, transcripts, all sorts of sources. It's amazing how much the MSM misses simply because they don't bother doing research of available documents/records.

I get concerned when I see no reference to any source...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 12:50 PM (W+vEI)

563 I can't imagine the blood pressure that your typical leftist have to has to have these days always being at 11 on the outrage meter like 24/7 every f****** day it has to be exhausting
=======

I'm just waiting for all that high blood pressure to reach its logical conclusions.

Much like John and his pet tumor.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2018 12:51 PM (vg8iE)

564 "That's how we beat Putin".
=============================
Dear God, the pain is so intense amongst them that the only relief is thermonuclear war. Somebody needs to them that SMOD was a joke.

Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2018 12:51 PM (Pqytn)

565 So, basically stinking the place up. Got it.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2018 12:51 PM (HgMAr)

566 525 insomniac, I imagine G-d cares, but allows us to reach our full potential in corruption.
He would see death as not permanent.
At least that's how I console myself. because otherwise..


anyway ,prayers for you and your babies.
Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 12:41 PM (dPd5y)

Don't know about the first thing, but thanks for the second. This whole situation is eating away at what's left of my soul.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 12:51 PM (NWiLs)

567 I think Trump did a perfect job.

I have one simple rule.

I demand proof before I pistol-whip the leader of a nuclear nation at a press conference. I have never strayed from this approach and it has served me well over the years.

Opinions and conclusions developed by organizations run by such as Brennan, Comey, Lynch, Lurch and Clapper does not constitute proof for me, or Pres. Trump either I would guess.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 17, 2018 12:51 PM (kfcYC)

568 543
When is the Democrat party going to stop interfering in our democracy?


Posted by: Chris M at July 17, 2018 12:46 PM (eAZVt)

When they ultimately kill it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 17, 2018 12:51 PM (jxbfJ)

569 linked to Venezuelan crabs
=======

They're the worst!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 17, 2018 12:51 PM (vg8iE)

570 hope I don't turn into a pillar of salt this week.
Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 12:47 PM (dPd5y)

----

Is your husband named Lott by chance??

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 12:52 PM (8XRCm)

571 I have seen a couple cycles f the MSM tards on Twitter bemoaning how they can't persuade any Trump supporters because none of them will pay them any attention.

But they don't frame it as "how can I repair my credibility" because then they would have to admit they have faults.

Instead they screech "WHY WONT THESE DRUMPFERS SEE HOW BAD HE IS! THEY SO DUMMMMM!!!"

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 17, 2018 12:52 PM (H0bCE)

572 Hey, this Trump guy may not have had a perfect resume, but neither did I.

God writes straight with crooked lines.

He likes a bit of irony with his pathos.

Posted by: Amos's Tree Care and sheep tending at July 17, 2018 12:52 PM (CtYiU)

573 wrg, you sound very much like my spouse at times. Somewhat
dirty and incorrigible.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 12:52 PM (dPd5y)

574 561 Vibrio outbreak linked to Venezuelan crabs. This can't be very good for their GDP.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 17, 2018 12:50 PM (/qEW2)


Kwell it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 12:52 PM (1AK1h)

575 I'm here to applaud the courage and restraint of that great peacemaker Nelson Mandela, who spent decades in captivity because he refused to disavow the use of violence

He was the leader of a terrorist organization that bombed civilians, shot up cars and schools, and were building up to do even worse. He was jailed for being the boss of these guys. Mandela apparently over time figured out that was not the right approach -- supposedly -- but never abandoned his communist ideology.

South Africa is what happens when a terrorist organization wins.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 12:52 PM (39g3+)

576 RR reminds me of the sound all little boys make when playing in the sandbox.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 17, 2018 12:52 PM (nBr1j)

577
510 JOHANNESBURG (AP) - Obama notes 'utter loss of shame among political
leaders when they're caught in a lie and they just double down'


Why is that gas bag even over there? Giving them props for exterminating white farmers? Encouraging them to go Full Zimbabwe?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2018 12:37 PM (ptqGC)

Giving pep talks to ANC Death Squads and recruiting members for #Resistance assassination teams.

They really want to control Congress.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 17, 2018 12:52 PM (e1mEI)

578 552 "I was no prophet, nor have I belonged to a company of prophets. I was a shepherd and a dresser of sycamores. The Lord took me from following the flocks and said to me GO prophesy to my people Israel. Amos 7:14-15

He later became extremely well-known and got into the cookie business.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 12:53 PM (NWiLs)

579 God has the ultimate "big picture". He knows the things to influence to get the greatest result.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 17, 2018 12:44 PM (AM1GF)


The "psychohistorian" approach to divinity. Makes as much sense to me as anything else.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 12:53 PM (fiGNd)

580 free will is a prickly topic.

-
Free will with purchase of a will of greater or equal value?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 12:53 PM (+y/Ru)

581 fixerupper. When I say something questioning G-d yeah I feel like lotts wife.

I know what is a bigger picture, but I do at times rebel, and can't help watching the shit hitting the fan

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 12:53 PM (dPd5y)

582 573 wrg, you sound very much like my spouse at times. Somewhat
dirty and incorrigible.
Posted by: willow

Lol thanks

Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2018 12:53 PM (Bdeb0)

583 wrecks so we are told. Be honorable and it all comes out in the wash.

we hope.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 12:54 PM (dPd5y)

584 Scott Adams pointed out that if it weren't for this hysterical tantrum by the left, the "Walk Away" movement (whatever its significance or size) would probably never have happened. But people get tired of being lied to and get over fearmongering.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 12:45 PM

There is a massive preference cascade that is accelerating which is a holdover from 2016 in the entire world and not just the US. The elites are desperately trying to beat it back. It didn't work in 2016 or 2017 and all they have done is drive it further underground. The more hysteria they exhibit the worse it will be in November but they have no choice at this point.

Posted by: Lester at July 17, 2018 12:55 PM (LfJIn)

585 As I have stated before, I don't like Putin and think he is a bad guy

But

If it drives the libs crazy, I'll fake liking him. Even sexually.

Can someone start a #Gays4Putin or something and repost all his shirtless pics? Too bad Milo is gone. Double whammy to the libs fragile little brains.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 17, 2018 12:55 PM (H0bCE)

586
What the heck is B.O. doing in Johannesburg?

Celebrating the murder and theft perpetrated against whites.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 12:46 PM (39g3+)







The not-so-funny thing is, once they kill all the Boers, they'll immediately start in on the rather large Asian population (Indian/Paki ancestry, for the most part, if memory serves), then the "mixed-race" population, as the Boers used to classify them.

That is, if they don't start slaughtering themselves first, according to ancient tribal rivalries.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2018 12:55 PM (veoSD)

587 The chug and huff of an engine that refuses to turn over...

Crickets giggle and frogs chortle...

Dust billows up from a barren plain...

AceMachine rolls over and goes back to sleep...

Take Sominex™ tonight and sleep... safe and restful sleep... sleep... sleep...

Waaaaaaaait forrrrrrrr iiiiiiiiiit......

Posted by: mindful webworker - not enough coffee at July 17, 2018 12:55 PM (U/u2R)

588 Why do I get the feeling Vibrio is some gawdawful parasite?

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 12:55 PM (+lOpA)

589 Willow,
I figure the creator and maintainer of the Universe knows what he's doing. I never question his judgement.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2018 12:56 PM (o2MD2)

590 Anyone with an IQ north of 75 would realize Putin doesn't really give a shit who wins elections. He wants chaos. Whther Trump wins or loses is secondary to the chaos and division within the country.

Posted by: #neverskankles at July 17, 2018 12:57 PM (pqkIg)

591 Regarding who Trump should trust: is it the ex-KGB dude working for his own interest (and his country's, if it doesn't conflict with his own), or the fibbie/dojjy cabal that's actively working to bring the Trump presidency down? At least the first set of interests should accidentally correlate with Trump's and America's every now and then.

Regarding shooting at the Trump balloon: pellet guns are regulated like firearms in NJ: 3 years' jail for carrying without a permit.

Posted by: GrandVezir at July 17, 2018 12:57 PM (eMmgj)

592 The more hysteria they exhibit the worse it will be in November but they have no choice at this point.

----

Ayup.

Who knew running around in pussy hats, calling people who disagree with you Nazis and tearing apart bedrock institutions isnt going to win you elections.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 12:57 PM (8XRCm)

593 Why do I get the feeling Vibrio is some gawdawful parasite?
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 12:55 PM (+lOpA)

Speaking of parasites, tomorrow is National Hot Dog day you guys!

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 12:57 PM (IqOTP)

594 That is, if they don't start slaughtering themselves first, according to ancient tribal rivalries.

Destined to take place eventually, sadly. I think tribalism has been Africa's worst nightmare. That would have been the problem in Europe had there not been a bigger, worse enemy to unite against (and wipe out the tribal divisions): Rome.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 12:57 PM (39g3+)

595 488 JOHANNESBURG (AP) - Obama notes 'utter loss of shame among political leaders when they're caught in a lie and they just double down'

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Hypocrisy, thy name is BHO.

IMAX has nothing on this guy.

Posted by: SMH at July 17, 2018 12:58 PM (zCpUM)

596 Anyone with an IQ north of 75 would realize Putin doesn't really give a
shit who wins elections. He wants chaos. Whther Trump wins or loses is
secondary to the chaos and division within the country.


And the Left refuses to see that they're the ones giving him exactly what he wants, even while they scream about Trump being a Putin stooge.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2018 12:58 PM (oVJmc)

597 Regarding shooting at the Trump balloon: pellet guns are regulated like firearms in NJ: 3 years' jail for carrying without a permit.
Posted by: GrandVezir at July 17, 2018 12:57 PM (eMmgj)


Sling shot??? a little David and Goliath Action?

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 12:58 PM (NgKpN)

598 racist xenophobic imperialist sexist racist xenophobic racist sexist imperialist
Posted by: #neverskankles at July 17, 2018 12:45 PM

Putin, then Viktor Orbán were one and two in leading anti-globalists until Trump. The very idea that they could be uniting on some of the common threats is driving the hacks over the edge.

Posted by: Lester at July 17, 2018 12:58 PM (LfJIn)

599 Scott Adams pointed out that if it weren't for this hysterical tantrum by the left, the "Walk Away" movement (whatever its significance or size) would probably never have happened. But people get tired of being lied to and get over fearmongering.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 12:45 PM

There is a massive preference cascade that is accelerating which is a holdover from 2016 in the entire world and not just the US. The elites are desperately trying to beat it back. It didn't work in 2016 or 2017 and all they have done is drive it further underground. The more hysteria they exhibit the worse it will be in November but they have no choice at this point.
Posted by: Lester at July 17, 2018 12:55 PM (LfJIn)
Makes sense to me. I wonder why the always brilliant elite don't see it.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 17, 2018 12:58 PM (nBr1j)

600 I thought ant farms were neat as a kid ...
My sisters had an ant farm when I was little.They had black ants.
Me and my brother thought they needed to integrate with red ants, so we bused in a whole bunch.
I think all the ants perished.
Thus endith the lesson.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 17, 2018 12:59 PM (xBSm0)

601 Willow, if questioned God's judgement and rebelled that would make you like numerous people in both the Hebrew and Christian Scriptures. Many of the prophets including one of my favorites "Habbakuk" does the same.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 12:59 PM (AllCR)

602
Rush's first hour has nailed yesterday perfectly. Short version, yesterday the media tried to engineer a gotcha moment and force PDT to admit Russia meddled and therefore legitimize Mueller's witch hunt.

He didn't. And the sham indictments by Rosengleet and the almost unnoticed announcement that the investigation is now being referred to counterintelligence - effectively killing it - means it's over.

Trump didn't fall for the trap and their heads are just exploding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 12:59 PM (1AK1h)

603 Regarding shooting at the Trump balloon: pellet guns are regulated like firearms in NJ: 3 years' jail for carrying without a permit.
Posted by: GrandVezir at July 17, 2018 12:57 PM (eMmgj)

Hum 3 years vs Satisfaction of taking down the balloon? Hum? Thinking" Well OK, I'll take the 3 years if I can also put a pellet in the ass of the guy flying it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 12:59 PM (Lg2h/)

604 Speaking of parasites, tomorrow is National Hot Dog day you guys!

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 12:57 PM (IqOTP)
.............

That's gonna start some arguments.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2018 12:59 PM (HgMAr)

605 So, in Obama's Mandela speech, did he bring back sign language guy?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 17, 2018 12:59 PM (/qEW2)

606 >>And the Left refuses to see that they're the ones giving him exactly what he wants, even while they scream about Trump being a Putin stooge.



Exactly! Look at the Russian facebook ads - they were for #BLM and #Resist (right after the election). Does that sound pro-Trump, or pro-chaos?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:00 PM (W+vEI)

607 Regarding shooting at the Trump balloon: pellet guns
are regulated like firearms in NJ: 3 years' jail for carrying without a
permit.

Posted by: GrandVezir at July 17, 2018 12:57 PM (eMmgj)





Sling shot??? a little David and Goliath Action?

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 12:58 PM (NgKpN)

Here we go with the long bow vs cross bow debate, in 3...2...1

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2018 01:00 PM (gmo/4)

608 You know those elaborate domino cascades? If it's set up right in the first place, it needs no further nudging or tweaking, it just works once you push the first domino.

From the merest mortal to the "Most Highs who rule in the kingdoms of men," we make our choices and play our roles, but mostly we are all only able to look on in awe as we watch the Cosmic Domino Cascade, set up perfectly right in the first place.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the o logically at July 17, 2018 01:00 PM (U/u2R)

609 I think Trump did a perfect job.



I have one simple rule.



I demand proof before I pistol-whip the leader of a nuclear nation
at a press conference. I have never strayed from this approach and it
has served me well over the years.



Opinions and conclusions developed by organizations run by such as
Brennan, Comey, Lynch, Lurch and Clapper does not constitute proof for
me, or Pres. Trump either I would guess.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 17, 2018 12:51 PM (kfcYC)


Right? Like bitch slapping an ex KGB thug that rules a nuclear country 11 time zones wide to make the ass sucking left feel good about themselves is going to amount to anything.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2018 01:00 PM (9Om/r)

610
Regarding shooting at the Trump balloon: pellet guns are regulated like firearms in NJ: 3 years' jail for carrying without a permit.
Posted by: GrandVezir at July 17, 2018 12:57 PM (eMmgj)


Sling shot??? a little David and Goliath Action?

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 12:58 PM (NgKpN)






I shot an arrow in the air, she fell to earth in Berkeley Square.

Posted by: Louis Mazzini at July 17, 2018 01:00 PM (veoSD)

611 Speaking of parasites, tomorrow is National Hot Dog day you guys!

Posted by: hogmartin

Don't forget the Ketchup.

Ducks/Runs

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2018 01:00 PM (P/aDH)

612 605 So, in Obama's Mandela speech, did he bring back sign language guy?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 17, 2018 12:59 PM (/qEW2)


I'd rather have Garrett Morris yell at me through the tube.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:00 PM (1AK1h)

613 Trump didn't fall for the trap and their heads are just exploding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 12:59 PM (1AK1h)


I want Scanners-Level explosions. Shit that John Carpenter would look at and say "Whoa ... tone that down a tad."

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:00 PM (fiGNd)

614 Trump didn't fall for the trap and their heads are just exploding.

----

also, swampers, good luck keeping this insane treason energy going for nov 2018 and the 2020 election season.

you don't come back from this.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 17, 2018 01:00 PM (GV6hq)

615 OHANNESBURG (AP) - Obama notes 'utter loss of shame among political leaders when they're caught in a lie and they just double down'

Major eye roll about Obama saying that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:01 PM (AllCR)

616 The not-so-funny thing is, once they kill all the Boers, they'll immediately start in on the rather large Asian population (Indian/Paki ancestry, for the most part, if memory serves), then the "mixed-race" population, as the Boers used to classify them.

Although it was kind of touched on in the film, a lesser-known fact about Gandhi is that he didn't give a damn about equality or ending racism when he was in South Africa. He just wanted to end oppression of his group, Indians. The guy wasn't some grand leader of peace and equality and ending racism. He was just an Indian chauvanist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:01 PM (39g3+)

617 Don't forget the Ketchup.


But don't leave the cannoli

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 01:01 PM (Lg2h/)

618 He didn't. And the sham indictments by Rosengleet and the almost unnoticed announcement that the investigation is now being referred to counterintelligence - effectively killing it - means it's over.

Trump didn't fall for the trap and their heads are just exploding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 12:59 PM (1AK1h)

And the announcement of another Russian under indictment AS he is in Russia???

Especially when She is not a spy, but was just an advocate talking to Republicans, in PUBLIC, about better Russia / US Relations?

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 01:02 PM (NgKpN)

619 Old and busted: The CIA is corrupt and lies, they led us into war on bad intelligence! You cannot trust a spy!

New and hot: Anyone who questions or doubts the CIA is TREASONOUS!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:02 PM (39g3+)

620 122 free sustenance- they really do believe everything grows automatically, shipped to stores, slices and diced or free, shipping,, boxing, trucking, training, it comes from some amazing G-d looking out for them.
health care is brought by docs-nurses working hours upon hours for all that amazing stuff that just appears .

sure, no problem with that.

and those houses built? leprechauns of course.

and I would think they grew up and realized santa wasn't real.
Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 11:26 AM (dPd5y)


That's exactly what some of them think. The obligatory video clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dChBN_zfofY

Vegetable trees? Maybe we just need house trees.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 17, 2018 01:02 PM (YqDXo)

621
Here we go with the long bow vs cross bow debate, in 3...2...1
Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2018 01:00 PM (gmo/4)

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Nope.

We gonna argue over IMPORTANT stuff.

Because as sure as Im here typing, some of you genetic defectoids are gonna blaspheme a perfectly good hotdog by putting KETCHUP on it.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:02 PM (8XRCm)

622 593
Why do I get the feeling Vibrio is some gawdawful parasite?

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 12:55 PM (+lOpA)



Speaking of parasites, tomorrow is National Hot Dog day you guys!

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 12:57 PM (IqOTP)

Oh goodie! Can't tell you how much I like meat in buns.

Posted by: Shep! at July 17, 2018 01:02 PM (jxbfJ)

623 51 Hollywood is trapped in a charade of pretending Melissa McCarthy is funny.
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 11:17 AM (+lOpA)

At least she's not Rebel Wilson.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:02 PM (UnA8+)

624 He was the leader of a terrorist organization that bombed civilians, shot up cars and schools, and were building up to do even worse. He was jailed for being the boss of these guys. Mandela apparently over time figured out that was not the right approach -- supposedly -- but never abandoned his communist ideology.
______________________

My dear friend Nelson knew that violence was the only way, he just figured out, in his dotage, that it worked better for him to pretend that he believed in nonsense like peaceful non-resistance and the brotherhood of man. I mean, look how well that shit worked for Gandhi!

But as I pointed out above, the government of South Africa offered Mandela full freedom many times over the decades. The government's only condition was that Mandela disavow the use of violence to achieve his political aims. And Mandela always refused. Because he knew, as I do, that violence is the only way to deal with the evil JOOOOOOs and whitey!

Posted by: Barry Obama at July 17, 2018 01:03 PM (fqUgw)

625 Fenelon, even Moshe argued with G-d.

So I try to forgive myself that i'm still redeemable.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:03 PM (dPd5y)

626 Exactly! Look at the Russian facebook ads - they were for #BLM and #Resist (right after the election). Does that sound pro-Trump, or pro-chaos?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:00 PM (W+vEI)

Ve don't run like our hair is on fire at KAOS Schtarker.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 17, 2018 01:03 PM (nBr1j)

627 623 51 Hollywood is trapped in a charade of pretending Melissa McCarthy is funny.
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 11:17 AM (+lOpA)

At least she's not Rebel Wilson.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:02 PM (UnA8+)


A turducken of Wolf, Silverman, Griffen and Sykes. Emphasis on turd.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:03 PM (1AK1h)

628 Sling shot??? a little David and Goliath Action?

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 12:58 PM (NgKpN)

Here we go with the long bow vs cross bow debate, in 3...2...1
Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2018 01:00 PM (gmo/4)


Sling vs. Slingshot.... discuss...

Posted by: Don Q at July 17, 2018 01:03 PM (NgKpN)

629 Israel tightens blockade on Gaza, won't allow fuel in, due to increase of incendiary kite attacks (and now birds, as in the EMT). It amazes me that they expect people to sympathize with them about the blockade when on a daily basis they demonstrate why it is necessary.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 17, 2018 01:03 PM (/qEW2)

630 even If I can't get to the promised land. I willingly accept less, just hoping not the worst

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:04 PM (dPd5y)

631 Because as sure as Im here typing, some of you genetic defectoids are gonna blaspheme a perfectly good hotdog by putting KETCHUP on it.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:02 PM (8XRCm)


A hot dog with ketchup brings fond memories of safe sex in my youth.............

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2018 01:04 PM (o2MD2)

632 Obama notes 'utter loss of shame among political leaders when they're caught in a lie and they just double down'

This is what annoys me most about Obama. He actually does, honestly, seem to understand the truth and what to do. He does seem to at least at an academic level know right and wrong and how to address it. His campaign in 2008 had lots of great stuff in it (greater transparency, ending lobbyists running things, listening to the people more, honesty in government cutting waste, on and on).

He just doesn't carry any of that out when he has the power to. He does the exact opposite. So he's not just an ideologue or a fool. He knows what is right and true and refuses to do it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:04 PM (39g3+)

633 Vibrio outbreak linked to Venezuelan crabs. This can't be very good for their GDP.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 17, 2018 12:50 PM (/qEW2)

There goes the Venezuelan sex tourist business...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2018 01:04 PM (bNb8V)

634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV54uNlK9sA

about 1 minute ten seconds is a good one.
another one at about 2:40.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 01:04 PM (roQNm)

635 Neil Capootoe's guests are giving me a rage stroke.

But, Susan Li of the Nice Lips was nice.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 17, 2018 01:04 PM (8iiMU)

636
Regarding shooting at the Trump balloon: pellet guns are regulated like firearms in NJ: 3 years' jail for carrying without a permit.
Posted by: GrandVezir at July 17, 2018 12:57 PM (eMmgj)

Any regulations on "Little David" slings and lead shot? How about a wrist rocket?
My preferred weapon would be an onager mounted on a technical pickup truck.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 17, 2018 01:04 PM (e1mEI)

637
So I try to forgive myself that i'm still redeemable.
Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:03 PM (dPd5y)

Arguing with God seems like pretty standard practice so of course you're redeemable, dear. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:04 PM (AllCR)

638 It amazes me that they expect people to sympathize with them about the blockade when on a daily basis they demonstrate why it is necessary.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 17, 2018 01:03 PM (/qEW2)

Well because other the The USA ( and when Fredo was in the White House, not even us) they EU and UN fall for it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 01:05 PM (Lg2h/)

639 and I would think they grew up and realized santa wasn't real.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 11:26 AM (dPd5y)


If they really believed what they said - they'd be protesting to stop Property Taxes ... so that they could move off the grid, live off their land, and not have to deal in any currency.

If they did that ... I'd support them. But no - you're right. What they want is free access to your and my labor.

Ain't but one thing I'm giving away for free.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:05 PM (fiGNd)

640 Just watched the pepper-balling of the anti-ICE douche bags. Lol. They re screaming "share this video!" and the comments are all like:
"that is the most satisfying video to watch with a cup of coffee and breakfast"
LMAO.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:05 PM (Zmczq)

641 If you put ketchup on a hotdog, you gotta be some kind of treasonous russki commie.

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2018 01:06 PM (gmo/4)

642 Fenelon, even Moshe argued with G-d.
Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:03 PM (dPd5y)

It didn't end well for him.

But I'm sure you'll be fine! Chin up!

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:06 PM (IqOTP)

643 #636
Any regulations on "Little David" slings and lead shot? How about a wrist rocket?
My preferred weapon would be an onager mounted on a technical pickup truck.
============================
Roman scorpion. A crossbow on steroids.

Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2018 01:06 PM (Pqytn)

644 Not that long ago every movie that had a CIA plot line had the CIA at some sort of crypto-fascist group now all of a sudden they're the mostest awesomest Heroes ever to never be questioned.

Leftists. LOL

Posted by: #neverskankles at July 17, 2018 01:06 PM (pqkIg)

645 640 Just watched the pepper-balling of the anti-ICE douche bags. Lol. They re screaming "share this video!" and the comments are all like:
"that is the most satisfying video to watch with a cup of coffee and breakfast"
LMAO.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:05 PM (Zmczq)


I remember a video within the last few months of some schmuck going down hard and it was comedy gold. Damned if I can remember it. Hilarious.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:07 PM (1AK1h)

646 hogmartin I know!

so . I think I am walking a very thin line.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:07 PM (dPd5y)

647 David on Goliath action? Where?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Shep! Now with even more Shep!! at July 17, 2018 01:07 PM (ctuyM)

648 Regarding shooting at the Trump balloon: pellet guns are regulated like firearms in NJ: 3 years' jail for carrying without a permit.
Posted by: GrandVezir


Laser. Bonus: fiyah!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2018 01:07 PM (zfrbv)

649 Laser. Bonus: fiyah!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2018 01:07 PM (zfrbv)
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Wolf.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 01:07 PM (AzW6q)

650 "The silent majority in this country will undoubtedly remain peaceful, at least without further inflammatory behavior and actions from the elites, but they will remember, and they will vote."

True. But if they come to believe voting is irrelevant, they will get violent. There apparently aren't any adults among the Left/Never Trump who understand fire burns.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 17, 2018 01:07 PM (0gA7N)

651 The narrative was ready to go, they were waiting for the end of the
summit to launch it. It had 2 versions. Version one : Trump too tough,
crude and arrogant, bad diplomat, will trigger nuclear war.

Version two: Trump too meek and submissive, got played.

--

Exactly correct. And it works in any situation regarding the MFM and Trump. You can even play out the scenarios before they're written. That's how obvious it all is.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 17, 2018 01:08 PM (mQ0Mc)

652 Hotdogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 01:08 PM (1AK1h)

653 Regarding shooting at the Trump balloon: pellet guns are regulated like firearms in NJ: 3 years' jail for carrying without a permit.
Posted by: GrandVezir

Laser. Bonus: fiyah!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2018 01:07 PM (zfrbv)

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Suicide Drone.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:08 PM (8XRCm)

654
What the heck is B.O. doing in Johannesburg?


He's trying to speed up the #Whitexit

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 01:08 PM (10vO4)

655 If you put ketchup on a hotdog, you gotta be some kind of treasonous russki commie.
Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2018 01:06 PM (gmo/4)

I believe it was the Trosky clan that was big on ketchup. Not so big on axes, but that is another story

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 01:08 PM (Lg2h/)

656
The Russian security service FSB warned the United States government about the Tsarnaev brothers, aka the Boston Bombers.
The FBI interviewed the Muslim terrorists, then released them to commit a mass bombing attack on American citizens.

Tell me again how I am supposed to to uncritically believe the Russians
are 100% baaaaad and that our own intelligence community is 100%
gooooood.
The security community
needs to purge itself of leftists, globalists, corruptocrats, and
democong hacks before they get my trust.
Period

Posted by: Grad School Fool at July 17, 2018 01:08 PM (swEzU)

657 sprays permanent marking on my line.
hopes within chains.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:08 PM (dPd5y)

658 California (GW Bush) Judge Stops Family Deportations, Invites ACLU to Aid Asylum Requests


The Bush family, the gifts they keep on coming.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 01:08 PM (r9UYA)

659
FAKE NEWS: and when Michael Anton cancelled they threatened to lie about why...and they did.

https://tinyurl.com/yathy5lw


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:08 PM (Zmczq)

660 Wolf.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 01:07 PM (AzW6q)

Nice.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:08 PM (IqOTP)

661 Regarding shooting at the Trump balloon: pellet guns are regulated like firearms in NJ: 3 years' jail for carrying without a permit.
Posted by: GrandVezir at July 17, 2018 12:57 PM (eMmgj)

Slingshot. Darts. some assembly required.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2018 01:09 PM (bNb8V)

662

It is impossible to conceive of the Universe without God.
It is impossible to conceive of the Universe with God.

You either have Faith, or you don't.

I don't.

I wish I did, the comfort would be life changing.

But I can't conceive by any rationalization of a God allowing the horrific suffering I endured as a child, let alone that others survived, or didn't, that was far far worse. Enobilization and worthiness sorting by the Cosmic Rake Test?

I can believe in Satan and Hell though. Pretty much everything makes sense if you postulate a truly evil psychopathic power that creates a species with intellect and free will, then allow them to do evil and create unimaginable suffering for your own amusement, and then ensure that it goes on for all eternity... ya, that I can rationalize. Even throwing out the idea of a God and eternal redemtion, just to increase suffering and conflict makes sense.

Ants given to a malignant child indeed.

Posted by: Sad and Lost at July 17, 2018 01:09 PM (cNEwX)

663 Whenever I find myself questioning God and how things are going, wondering how this can possibly right, I like to recall Job.

God shows up and says not "here's why this happened" or "you have to be patient with me, Job" or "I love you" but... "who exactly do you think you are?"

God is GOD. We're so ingrained with that American egalitarian "nobody is better than me" spirit of independence its very difficult for us to grasp absolute, justified, perfect authority. Either you trust God to know what He is doing with perfect knowledge and understanding... or you don't.

Even if God did owe us any sort of explanation (which is ridiculous), we couldn't comprehend it if he told us. Its like telling a child to obey you just because you say to obey you, because that 2 year old cannot understand the why's and wherefores yet. He's too young, she's too undeveloped, they're not educated and experienced enough to even begin to grasp why yet. They must simply trust that you know what you're doing, and obey.

And that's us, every day, in every circumstance, with God. We're like an amoeba discussing quantum physics with Einstein.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:09 PM (39g3+)

664 we can also look at dovid, and their is no sin without a heavy price even if beloved.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:09 PM (dPd5y)

665
Ha. Steny Hoyer (D-Umbass) said Trump committed treason for having a meeting with Putin and they would impeach if they win the house.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2018 01:09 PM (r+sAi)

666 636
Regarding shooting at the Trump balloon: pellet guns are regulated like firearms in NJ: 3 years' jail for carrying without a permit.
Posted by: GrandVezir at July 17, 2018 12:57 PM (eMmgj)

I have a solution for that

Posted by: President Drone Strike at July 17, 2018 01:09 PM (VWE5i)

667 570 hope I don't turn into a pillar of salt this week.
Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 12:47 PM (dPd5y)
----
Is your husband named Lott by chance??"

A small boy was at the closing meeting of his vacation bible school, where all the parents showed up, and because he was so precocious, the Pastor asked him "Well what did you learn this week?" And the boy replied "We learned all about Lot's Wife!" The Pastor said "Oh, and what did you learn about her?" And the boy said "She was turned a Pillar of Salt by Day and a Ball of Fire by Night!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2018 01:10 PM (k1TUh)

668 He just doesn't carry any of that out when he has the power to. He does the exact opposite. So he's not just an ideologue or a fool. He knows what is right and true and refuses to do it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
__________________

Yes, he's just like me! That's why we get on so well! Plus, we both hate Joooooos and whitey.

Posted by: Zombie Nelson Mandela at July 17, 2018 01:10 PM (fqUgw)

669 I shot an arrow in the air, she fell to earth in Berkeley Square.
Posted by: Louis Mazzini at July 17, 2018 01:00 PM (veoSD)


========

Shite. My mind must be going - I thought that was a Peter Sellers movie, but it was Alec Guinness.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 17, 2018 01:10 PM (/qEW2)

670 I like the big, ugly actors like Ron Perlman bette than the pretty boys. Unfortunately, Ron's gone kookoobananas.

https://twitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Perlman.jpg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)

671 641
If you put ketchup on a hotdog, you gotta be some kind of treasonous russki commie.


Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2018 01:06 PM (gmo/4)

I'll bet they also drink tea. I don't trust people who don't drink cawfee.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:11 PM (Zmczq)

672 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:09 PM (39g3+)



Exactly.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2018 01:11 PM (o2MD2)

673 I remember a video within the last few months of
some schmuck going down hard and it was comedy gold. Damned if I can
remember it. Hilarious.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

This one from Portland?


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7cs93ss

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2018 01:11 PM (P/aDH)

674 >>And that's us, every day, in every circumstance, with God. We're like an amoeba discussing quantum physics with Einstein. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:09 PM (39g3+)

Beautifully mutated.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 01:11 PM (Bdeb0)

675

I shot an error in the air. It's still going everywhere.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 17, 2018 01:11 PM (UFLLM)

676 I'll bet they also drink tea. I don't trust people who don't drink cawfee.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:11 PM (Zmczq)

Vodka. That's what they drink, isn't it?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:12 PM (IqOTP)

677 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:09 PM (39g3+)

Well said. Ever considered going to seminary? I'm not being a wise acre. I mean it. You explain things well, you write well and you're a person of faith. I expect you are a good teacher too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:12 PM (AllCR)

678 California (GW Bush) Judge Stops Family Deportations, Invites ACLU to Aid Asylum Requests

Meh. This is kind of annoying but its actually counterproductive to the judge's wishes. The SCOTUS will throw this out and make it a permanent, absolute ruling rather than something with some ambiguity.

Not that long ago every movie that had a CIA plot line had the CIA at some sort of crypto-fascist group now all of a sudden they're the mostest awesomest Heroes ever to never be questioned.

Yeah HBO ran one of these every few months, alternating with the "military is evil and tries to take over the nation" plots.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:12 PM (39g3+)

679 There is a massive preference cascade that is accelerating which is a holdover from 2016 in the entire world and not just the US. The elites are desperately trying to beat it back. It didn't work in 2016 or 2017 and all they have done is drive it further underground. The more hysteria they exhibit the worse it will be in November but they have no choice at this point.
Posted by: Lester at July 17, 2018 12:55 PM (LfJIn)

Makes sense to me. I wonder why the always brilliant elite don't see it.
==========
The scales haven't fallen from their eyes yet.

Posted by: Amos's Tree Care and sheep tending at July 17, 2018 01:12 PM (mTn/z)

680 Christopher yet -yet we are supposed to be in a synchronicity in partnership to make the world better.

so Understanding is not like wanting a Santa , needing a santa but having enough information to make it 'real'

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:12 PM (dPd5y)

681 It's fairly hard to get rid of or even substantially reduce man boobs at any age.


After the age of 45 it's nearly impossible.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2018 01:13 PM (DC8ym)

682
thought ant farms were neat as a kid ...


Theymade good under ground bunkers for artillery to destroy before your plastic army men moved in

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 01:13 PM (10vO4)

683 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:09 PM (39g3+)

I've actually thought this for a while. I'm just bringing it up now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2018 01:13 PM (AllCR)

684 >>A turducken of Wolf, Silverman, Griffen and Sykes. Emphasis on turd.


*eye roll*
All of them plus Rebel Wilson are so not funny.

Katherine Hahn can be funny. No one else comes to mind. Definitely not the SNL chicks....

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:13 PM (W+vEI)

685 Whenever anyone talks about "human rights," I tune out.
Meaningless.
CIVIL rights, yes. These are the rights pertaining to a CIVIS (citizen.)
But "human rights?"

I think of lines from the late Leonard Cohen:

But if you call me "brother" now,
Forgive me if I ask,
"According to whose plan?"

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 17, 2018 01:13 PM (0jtPF)

686 Because as sure as Im here typing, some of you genetic defectoids are gonna blaspheme a perfectly good hotdog by putting KETCHUP on it.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:02 PM (8XRCm)

what are your feelings on miracle whip before the ketchup?

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 17, 2018 01:13 PM (8D42x)

687 2.5 hours into a meeting that was supposed to be over at noon. Morale is running low. We have no food and water. People are starting to wonder if it is ever going to end.

If someone reads this, tell my wife I love her.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 17, 2018 01:13 PM (mk7Bj)

688 "He actually does, honestly, seem to understand the truth and what to do."
Obama is nothing but a word-sayer. He doesn't understand anything. He could be replaced with a speech synthesizer.

Posted by: Chris M at July 17, 2018 01:13 PM (eAZVt)

689 I remember a video within the last few months of some schmuck going down hard
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I have all kinds of videos like that.

Posted by: Shep! at July 17, 2018 01:13 PM (vg8iE)

690 I would probably be OK with the firing of anyone appointed by Obama.

We can call it the OOPS ACT because nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes so let's fix that one first.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 17, 2018 01:13 PM (H0bCE)

691 "24
As to PDT's "performance" at a press conference, there's diplomacy and then there's diplomacy, the ABM batteries in Poland as an example.

I rate yesterday as a net positive for the President. And considering that some jagoff stooge who was involved in Watergate claimed it was worse than Kristallnacht and Pearl Harbor, my opinion that Trump was actually masterful yesterday only solidifies."

^This. Yesterday's press conference will be better and better in hindsight, and the lunatic fall-out and cucking will look worse and worse over time.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 17, 2018 01:14 PM (0gA7N)

692 so im not just on obedience I guess, which is where I might fall down and go BOOM or wander off alone into the Netherlands.

still I know most reasoning lines up , but I have to work harder at it.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:14 PM (dPd5y)

693 >>California (GW Bush) Judge Stops Family Deportations, Invites ACLU to Aid Asylum Requests





IIRC, ACLU is *against* the DNA tests to verify parents are really parents?

Think they are desperate to hide how most of this is human trafficking, not "DREAMERS".

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2018 01:14 PM (W+vEI)

694 mustard only.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:15 PM (dPd5y)

695 It's fairly hard to get rid of or even substantially reduce man boobs at any age.


After the age of 45 it's nearly impossible.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2018 01:13 PM (DC8ym)
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Has anyone else ever parachuted into a thread with no idea of what is going on, seen a comment like this, and decided to tiptoe out again?

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:15 PM (JJZzu)

696 Daycare worker who hanged a 16 month old toddler(the baby was rescued) avoids jail despite pleading guilty

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/302339/

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:15 PM (LiyEm)

697 Wolf.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Launching a wolf into the air is a waste of wolf.

Suicide Drone.

Posted by: fixerupper


Obviously illegal and too jihadi.

Slingshot. Darts. some assembly required.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Even you would not be able to account for all of the terminal results. Know your target and what lies beyond.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2018 01:15 PM (zfrbv)

698 676
I'll bet they also drink tea. I don't trust people who don't drink cawfee.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:11 PM (Zmczq)



Vodka. That's what they drink, isn't it?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:12 PM (IqOTP)

Yes. wait, I drink vodka..never mind. Shut up hog.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:15 PM (Zmczq)

699 I remember a video within the last few months of some schmuck going down hard
=====

I have all kinds of videos like that.
Posted by: Shep! at July 17, 2018 01:13 PM (vg8iE)

How did you get ahold of my sex tapes?

Posted by: Barry O. at July 17, 2018 01:15 PM (j6XEO)

700 Rush's theory makes a lot of sense- I'm on board with Trump's answer to that fucking AP idiots retarded question.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:15 PM (jjaLl)

701 652 Hotdogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel...


Mind. Blown.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 01:15 PM (+lOpA)

702

One Mustard Only.

Posted by: Marko In Vino Veritits at July 17, 2018 01:15 PM (UFLLM)

703 I'll bet they also drink tea. I don't trust people who don't drink cawfee.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

And what if like me you can't drink coffee? I get terrible acid from it.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2018 01:16 PM (Bdeb0)

704

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=15&v=QIcPjlrNz6w

Ow! My Balls!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 01:16 PM (roQNm)

705 644 Not that long ago every movie that had a CIA plot line had the CIA at some sort of crypto-fascist group now all of a sudden they're the mostest awesomest Heroes ever to never be questioned.

Leftists. LOL
Posted by: #neverskankles at July 17, 2018 01:06 PM (pqkIg)


Clearly, the Ring has taken over...

Posted by: Chuck Bartowski at July 17, 2018 01:16 PM (NgKpN)

706 "wander off alone into the Netherlands."
Could you pick me up some skunk while you're there?

Posted by: Chris M at July 17, 2018 01:16 PM (eAZVt)

707 mustard only.
Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:15 PM (dPd5y)

willow knows what's up.

(sauerkraut is ok too)

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:16 PM (IqOTP)

708 what are your feelings on miracle whip before the ketchup?
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 17, 2018 01:13 PM (8D42x)

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One of my favorite sammiches is Miracle Whip and peanut butter.

But no mayo on a hotdog.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:16 PM (8XRCm)

709 Daycare worker who hanged a 16 month old toddler(the baby was rescued) avoids jail despite pleading guilty

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:15 PM (LiyEm)


And the thread turns full-circle. Vigilantism in this case ?

By all means. Be my guest. I would.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 01:17 PM (fiGNd)

710 102 year old stewardess ? Judging from my last flight, that is the minimum age these days.

Posted by: Zydowska Organizacja Bojowa at July 17, 2018 01:17 PM (BsuY/)

711 663 Whenever I find myself questioning God and how things are going, wondering how this can possibly right, I like to recall Job.

God shows up and says not "here's why this happened" or "you have to be patient with me, Job" or "I love you" but... "who exactly do you think you are?"

In Job, God comes off as a Lifetime Channel stereotype of a trailer park family-beater.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 01:17 PM (NWiLs)

712 hogmartin if only I could find a good kosher polish sausage. (sauerkraut)

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:17 PM (dPd5y)

713 One of my favorite sammiches is Miracle Whip and peanut butter.

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Dude. Just, wow.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 01:17 PM (AzW6q)

714
Has anyone else ever parachuted into a thread
with no idea of what is going on, seen a comment like this, and decided
to tiptoe out again?





Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:15 PM (JJZzu)

LMAO. there's no telling where things devolve sometimes. even after going upstream to find out. Best just put your hands over your eyes for a awhile and wait.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (Zmczq)

715 Clearly, the Ring has taken over...

Posted by: Chuck Bartowski at July 17, 2018 01:16 PM (NgKpN)

Is this about hobbits?
Or wet Japanese girls wearing white?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (8iiMU)

716 Miracle Whip makes the best chicken, macaroni, and tuna salad.....



*The More You Know...*

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (jjaLl)

717 "618 He didn't. And the sham indictments by Rosengleet and the almost unnoticed announcement that the investigation is now being referred to counterintelligence - effectively killing it - means it's over.

Trump didn't fall for the trap and their heads are just exploding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 12:59 PM (1AK1h)

And the announcement of another Russian under indictment AS he is in Russia???

Especially when She is not a spy, but was just an advocate talking to Republicans, in PUBLIC, about better Russia / US Relations?"

Yeah, this has moved from a wannabe junta to a foreign policy coup attempt. Mueller wants a little symbolism so he can slither to his next victim/taxpayer suck.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (0gA7N)

718 Even you would not be able to account for all of the terminal results. Know your target and what lies beyond.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2018 01:15 PM (zfrbv)

It falls into a mob of moonbats. Their problem.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (bNb8V)

719 What ever happened to that young man who worked for the DNC, - Seth Something? Wasn't he mugged by the Russians?


It would wonderful if Mueller had an indictment for those nasty Russians what took his wallet.

Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (eAr55)

720 Peanut Butter should only be eaten with mayonnaise.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (jjaLl)

721 How come bluebell got a parachute?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (IqOTP)

722 Daycare worker who hanged a 16 month old toddler(the baby was rescued) avoids jail despite pleading guilty

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2018 01:15 PM (LiyEm)

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Just how in the name of almighty G-d was this justified?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (AzW6q)

723 LMAO. there's no telling where things devolve sometimes. even after going upstream to find out. Best just put your hands over your eyes for a awhile and wait.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (Zmczq)
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You think I'm going upstream in a 700+ comment thread? No way. I'm not as dumb as I look.

I'll go back to cleaning off my desk.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (JJZzu)

724 The ACLU is for anything that helps the left and against anything that helps the right. They are just another alphabet soup org that hates on the right.

SPLC, DNC, RNC, DMV, CoC, OBAMA, ect.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (H0bCE)

725 The Russian security service FSB warned the United States government about the Tsarnaev brothers, aka the Boston Bombers.
The FBI interviewed the Muslim terrorists, then released them to commit a mass bombing attack on American citizens.

Tell me again how I am supposed to to uncritically believe the Russians
are 100% baaaaad and that our own intelligence community is 100%
gooooood.
========
Were the Russian's warning us about the Tsarnaev's or warning us that our FBI had their heads up their ass. Since the Feebs already knew about them and weren't doing squat.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: simplemind at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (CtYiU)

726 Did Chris Wallace ever ask Hillary if she would have political adversaries murdered? Asking for Seth Rich, and a few hundred other minor players that dared to betray the witch.

Bourdain ... was he the latest? Seemed to have a good life, but maybe sending a message (stay in line, puppets) to the Hollywood set. Who knows. Sure they want to inspire the street level nutz to murder, but sometimes they need the pro Arkancider when they can't leave outcomes to chance.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (bT8Z4)

727 I think the minimum requirement for stewardesses these days is enough spider veins in their legs to be mistaken for a road map.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (o2MD2)

728 In Job, God comes off as a Lifetime Channel stereotype of a trailer park family-beater.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 01:17 PM (NWiLs)

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No.

God believed in Job. Job bet on Job. God had faith in Job. God knew Job would prevail without his intervention.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (8XRCm)

729 715 Clearly, the Ring has taken over...

Posted by: Chuck Bartowski at July 17, 2018 01:16 PM (NgKpN)

Is this about hobbits?
Or wet Japanese girls wearing white?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (8iiMU)


Well... if you will notice... they are always talking about 'Intersectionalism'....

Posted by: Chuck Bartowski at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (NgKpN)

730 BBQ Sauce.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (UnA8+)

731 That light thud of a dying newspaper hitting the front porch...

The squeak and rustle of damp fur...

A strange musky odor fills the room...

The AceMachine spits out a document...

And so it continues...

Posted by: mindful webworker - onward through the fog at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (U/u2R)

732 This is what annoys me most about Obama. He actually does, honestly, seem to understand the truth and what to do.

-
He doesn't tell the truth. He is the truth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (+y/Ru)

733 How come bluebell got a parachute?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (IqOTP)
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When you've got a shiv, you'll find that the world is your oyster.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (JJZzu)

734 John Pinetta, Chris Farley, Sam Kinison, John Candy. Fat comedians who used pathos in their humor.

Fat comediennes like Amy Schumer,Lena Dunham, and Rebel Wilson seem to think they deserve the laughs without the humor. Laughfirmative Action of a sort.

Posted by: President Drone Strike at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (VWE5i)

735 In Job, God comes off as a Lifetime Channel stereotype of a trailer park family-beater.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 01:17 PM (NWiLs)

God watches the Gorilla Channel.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (Zmczq)

736 so Understanding is not like wanting a Santa , needing a santa but having enough information to make it 'real'

Faith is what its all about. Trusting God, based on His revealed character. I am convinced that most of the structures we have like family and marriage exist not so much for us but to help us understand our relationship with God better. Which is why the Satanic left is trying so hard to destroy them all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (39g3+)

737 Nood AOC.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (hLRSq)

738 720 Peanut Butter should only be eaten with mayonnaise.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:18 PM (jjaLl)


Have you tried me?

Posted by: honey at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (AMIL/)

739 658 California (GW Bush) Judge Stops Family Deportations, Invites ACLU to Aid Asylum Requests
________________

And he didn't just stop deportations, he created a new right: the right to "family integrity." Whatever the hell that means.

Apparently it means that illegal alien families can come here and break our laws, and we not only can't deport them, but we have to provide them with hotel-like accommodations and keep them together in our country, regardless of cost, because they're just so damn special and we have unlimited amounts of money to burn.

The Trump administration needs to take Justice Thomas' hint and start filing appeals arguing that these district court judges simply do not have the constitutional or other authority to make these kind of orders and create new federal immigration policies for the nation. This is beyond ridiculous.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (fqUgw)

740 707 mustard only.
Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:15 PM (dPd5y)

willow knows what's up.

(sauerkraut is ok too)
Posted by: hogmartin

Chili and cheese

Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (Bdeb0)

741
Never ask "Why is this happening to me?"
You won't like the answer; just deal with the problem.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (roQNm)

742 Speak softly, and carry a big stick. (ie- be nice in a press conference, but bomb the shit out of them in Syria, and arm Eastern Europe to the teeth.)

Posted by: FrostyTheDMan at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (YS180)

743 This is one time I do not agree with CBD. Trump would get the same treatment by the press no matter what he said.

The time for "nuance" is over.

Posted by: Soona at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (Fs5vw)

744 728
In Job, God comes off as a Lifetime Channel stereotype of a trailer park family-beater.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2018 01:17 PM (NWiLs)



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No.



God believed in Job. Job bet on Job. God had faith in Job. God knew Job would prevail without his intervention.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (8XRCm)

Now I feel bad about not getting a Job.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (Zmczq)

745 "Vigilantism in this case ?"
Yes, definitely. It's funny that some people seem to worship our "justice" system, like it's some kind of wonderful thing all by itself. And even when it produces injustice, well that's still better than vigilantism, in their minds.

Posted by: Chris M at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (eAZVt)

746 Wolf.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 01:07 PM


Where wolf?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (p+Wdc)

747
And the announcement of another Russian under indictment AS he is in Russia???

Especially when She is not a spy, but was just an advocate talking to Republicans, in PUBLIC, about better Russia / US Relations?"


She cleverly disgusied her secret activities by forming a group called Russians For the 2nd Amendment

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (10vO4)

748 One of my favorite sammiches is Miracle Whip and peanut butter.

Sometimes we suffer hell of our own making

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (39g3+)

749 I submit that the press, thought its irresponsible and reckless pushing of the collusion theme has not helped diplomatic relations with Russia and, if anything, may have damaged whatever relationship there may have been.

Remember when Trump was first elected? There was some sort of stupid report or leak printed by the press and President Trump responded along the lines of that it would make it tougher to make a deal with Putin.

My .25 anyway.

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (qC1Sy)

750 >>>Just how in the name of almighty G-d was this justified?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 01:19 PM (AzW6q)
_________
Without knowing any details there are at least three scenarios where a Hawaiian Judge would allow it

-16 month old had on a MAGA hat
-Allah told the worker to do it in Hadith # whatever
-perp is gender non-binary and you can't jail him till you build two-spirit exclusive prisions

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (H0bCE)

751 Where wolf?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (p+Wdc)
---------

In the theater. But you can't say anything because it's not in the Constitution.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (JJZzu)

752 Have you tried me?

Posted by: honey at July 17, 2018 01:20 PM (AMIL/)


No, baby, but I think I will tonight......



Really. That's what I'm going to have for dinner.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (jjaLl)

753 One of my favorite sammiches is Miracle Whip and peanut butter.

Sometimes we suffer hell of our own making
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:22 PM (39g3+)
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Boy is that the truth. That right there has got to be the 4th circle, at least.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (JJZzu)

754 alright, chili and cheese is also on the menu.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (dPd5y)

755 Chili and cheese
Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2018 01:21 PM (Bdeb0)

Not my thing, but it's perfectly acceptable.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 01:23 PM (IqOTP)

756 Christopher the only person I knew who did miracle whip was a Floridian. looking suspiciously at christopher.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (dPd5y)

757 One of my favorite sammiches is Miracle Whip and peanut butter.

=====

Are we related? Add some dill pickle slices (or sweet pickles if you're a wuss) and heaven on white bread.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (MIKMs)

758 wow all you miscreants wrecking peanut butter.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (dPd5y)

759 Now I feel bad about not getting a Job.

"Look one up on the internet, you'll only get like 3 hits"
--Ethan Hunt

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:25 PM (39g3+)

760 757 One of my favorite sammiches is Miracle Whip and peanut butter.

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Are we related? Add some dill pickle slices (or sweet pickles if you're a wuss) and heaven on white bread.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (MIKMs)

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And here I didn't think it was possible to make awful worse.

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (qC1Sy)

761 NOOD - Ewok awakens

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (YQ4mh)

762 Are we related? Add some dill pickle slices (or sweet pickles if you're a wuss) and heaven on white bread.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2018 01:24 PM (MIKMs)
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We have GOT to teach this man how to turn on his oven.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (JJZzu)

763 739:

"The Trump administration needs to take Justice Thomas' hint and start filing appeals arguing that these district court judges simply do not have the constitutional or other authority to make these kind of orders and create new federal immigration policies for the nation. This is beyond ridiculous."

The problem is the Trump Administration has the Deep State/Obama-Bush DOJ. Of course, a contrary injunction could issue from a Texas district judge (and possibly be just as legally defective, just to shut down the other) but you have to have a US attorney willing to do so.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 17, 2018 01:26 PM (0gA7N)

764 Miracle Whip is a modern plague, like flies or boils. Its a punishment from God upon us.

Remember that "Sandwich spread" Kraft made? Basically miracle whip, with relish in it? *shudders* And Hunt's "Chili sauce" which was very slightly more spicy ketchup.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:27 PM (39g3+)

765 My favorite part of the video of the store employees defending themselves is, how long it took for someone to decide to call the police.
American self sufficiency.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at July 17, 2018 01:28 PM (NmR1a)

766 Oh fuck Arnold Schwarzenegger.

*Waaahhh Trump said stuff 2 Putin waaaah*

You were cool 30 years ago. Now your a failed governor with a failed marriage and failing balls and kidneys due to years of Anavar & D-Bol abuse. Go back to Failing Austria and enjoy your new Islamic overlords just before you fail again in death.

We'll always have T-2 judgement day.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 17, 2018 01:29 PM (H0bCE)

767 Sling shot??? a little David and Goliath Action?

Possession of slingshot (carried or not) illegal in NJ: 18 months' jail.

Here we go with the long bow vs cross bow debate, in 3...2...1

NJ bow regs are baffling. There is no controlling state law, other than for bow-hunting, which is prohibited within 150 feet of an inhabited building. Many towns, however, have weapon discharge rules of varying severity, which may apply to bows if they're written that way.

And, of course, any other crime committed while carrying a bow (like, say, destruction of property) will get a felony deadly weapon charge tacked on if the police/prosecutors feel like. Which they usually do in the People's Democratic Republic of New Jersey.

Posted by: GrandVezir at July 17, 2018 01:36 PM (eMmgj)

768 God shows up and says not "here's why this happened" or "you have to be patient with me, Job" or "I love you" but... "who exactly do you think you are?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2018 01:09 PM (39g3+)
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It's also very interesting *what* the Lord asks. It's all mechanical questions? All in what we might generously consider the "realm of Science".

How I read this is that the Lord says to Job: can you understand the basic mechanical workings of what I have created and understand?

This is what I argue to atheists. The creation of this idea that the mechanics of the universe are the basic understanding was first asserted in Judeo-Christianity more 4-5 *thousand* years ago.

Job wanted to know *why* God did what he does--why, as he put it the Lord "smiled at [his] destruction"? The Lord's answer is that Job doesn't even have the tiniest comprehension of what the Lord looks at when he sees the world as it operates.

The Lord never broaches WHY, he just keeps hitting HOW. We don't even know the decisions the Lord has made in Creation, forget knowing WHY he made the decisions if we don't even know WHAT he made.

Cryptically, the Lord throws out one thing from out of the blue. "Job said what was right of me." Muslims interpret this to allow for their capricious Allah. Thus in Islam, Allah approves of Job's comment that Allah smiles at his destruction.

However, as a Christian, I find it more likely that even lacking a cultural conception of afterlife (at that point), and given the much more known grim, gray "Sheol" (mentioned several times in the conversation with the "friends"), Job nonetheless believes that he Lord would gather Job's bones and bring Job back to life--the resurrection of the dead is given as Job's *personal* belief in the Lord as a "Redeemer", about whom Job said "I know my Redeemer lives".

That's the division between Elihu's *naive* trust in God, as Elihu is not confirmed by the Lord, and Job who is confirmed, because Job's long-standing *relational* belief about God's goodness (grace or "charisma")--even in the grim realities and the grim spiritual understanding about Sheol.

Also, the interesting thing is the "redeemer", as in Kinsman Redeemer, who must "walk the land". Job is quizzically, even if not full to his understanding, alluding to the Gospel. (Christian reading). Job believes in the *grace* (or good character) of God, acting through his personal relationship and redemption (Remember Jesus dismisses the "goats" saying "I never knew you"). Thus the Lord can rebuke Bildad and the others, ignore Elihu's doctrinaire adherence, but cannot fail to note that Job--and only Job--spoke what is right about the Lord.

All the players are pretenders to knowledge of sorts. The three patriarchs are the most self-righteous and glib. Elihu by diligently applying the structure of his faith, but dogmatically rebukes everyone. Even Job is wrong in his pretense of having a basis to judge.

The only thing that Job (appears to be) is right in is that he *knows* and trusts in the Lord.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2018 01:41 PM (vDqXW)

769 114:
The Russia invasion of the Ukraine and don't forget the invasion of the country of Georgia.

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at July 17, 2018 01:47 PM (E4NQ0)

770 240 I'm so thrilled. I never thought I would get the chance to see her! (Searches behind couch cushions for spare change.)
Posted by: Dan Storm, gun-totin' gumshoe at July 17, 2018 11:43 AM (U/u2R)

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Ya gonna be tossing nickels at her on stage? Cool.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 11:45 AM (AzW6q)

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Tossing, schmossing. Now where'd I put that wrist rocket?

Posted by: William Tell at July 17, 2018 03:13 PM (y9j/Q)

Mid-Morning Open Thread

Caillebotte The Gardeners.jpg

Les Jardiniers
Gustave Caillebotte

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Looks like a hippy commune!!

Posted by: dananjcon at July 17, 2018 09:30 AM (xqfqx)

2 Watering rows upon rows of veggies with a can? That's old-world efficiency right there for you.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 17, 2018 09:30 AM (LISuA)

3 1st

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2018 09:30 AM (FZYNt)

4 not

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2018 09:30 AM (FZYNt)

5 Alternate Title: Down At The Lampshade Farm

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2018 09:30 AM (CSNuj)

6 Barefoot and in the garden.

The French know how to do it.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 09:31 AM (Z5y53)

7 Where did they get those plastic hot caps?

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2018 09:31 AM (cOHsM)

8 5 Alternate Title: Down At The Lampshade Farm
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2018 09:30 AM (CSNuj)


You know who else - - oh forget it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 09:31 AM (VM6ev)

9 The walls are there to keep out the capitalist pigs.


Posted by: dananjcon at July 17, 2018 09:31 AM (xqfqx)

10 Watering rows upon rows of veggies with a can? That's old-world efficiency right there for you.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 17, 2018 09:30 AM (LISuA)


PRO TIP: They could employ more people if they used shot glasses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2018 09:31 AM (CSNuj)

11 I prefer dancing for rain .

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 09:32 AM (dPd5y)

12 Heck of an irrigation system you have there, Jacques.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 09:32 AM (hLRSq)

13
Caillebotte did that famous painting of pedestrians on a French boulevard:

http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/caillebotte/rainy.jpg

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 09:32 AM (VM6ev)

14 Howdy, Horde!

Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 17, 2018 09:32 AM (nvMvs)

15 Willowed:

538 I may be completely wrong, but every bit of his behavior over the last six months says that he has the smoking gun on the other side. Hence Brennan's bedwetting.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 08:51 AM (Boy/L)


I tend to agree because it was Adm. Rogers who was then head of the NSA that tipped Trump off to the FBI's and Obama Administration spying. And nowhere in all of this "Get Trump" do you find the NSA. And who has likely scooped up all of the recordings and texts our super-spies have sent out? The NSA.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 17, 2018 09:32 AM (hLRSq)

16 OMG, J.J. You're never gonna let me forget that, are you?

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2018 09:32 AM (Kxvti)

17 cicero, even more with a spoon.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 09:33 AM (dPd5y)

18 Guy on the right: You're making me water cabbages this way? Seriously?

Guy on the left: Look, you can water or you can live in a refrigerator box, mon amis. Your choice.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 17, 2018 09:33 AM (RD7QR)

19 I like it because it's peaceful and that's good enough for me today.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 09:33 AM (JJZzu)

20 I recognize that plot. Those are The King's carrots!

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 17, 2018 09:33 AM (eZ6LW)

21 The top pinned article on Zero Hedge is a must-read from Mish Shedlock, whose economics blog I've followed for over a decade. I'm the Brian mentioned early in the article about my comments in favor of Hillary being given the nomination again (since Putin stole the election from her). The #HerTurnAgain2020 movement is really picking up steam!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 17, 2018 09:34 AM (UBzPO)

22 Ah, the days when labor was cheaper than a good center-pivot irrigation system.

Dude, piping and nozzles is the way to go for row crops.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2018 09:34 AM (hyuyC)

23 That's the French jardiniere Monsieur La Chance

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 17, 2018 09:34 AM (LISuA)

24 I like the perspective on this one. A bunch of neat, orderly lines converging at some infinite distance.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:34 AM (fiGNd)

25 Lefties. Watering the pods.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 09:34 AM (Boy/L)

26 The lampshade crop is looking good this year!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 09:35 AM (jjaLl)

27 19
I like it because it's peaceful and that's good enough for me today.

With you all the way on that, bluebell. A little calm is welcome.

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2018 09:35 AM (cOHsM)

28 Looks suspiciously French.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 09:35 AM (+lOpA)

29 For the people who have been advancing the impeachment thing since election day, hearing the "no, really, THIS is impeachable" is just, umm, silly.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 09:36 AM (Z5y53)

30 After posting went and saw Cicero beat me to the lampshade.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2018 09:36 AM (jjaLl)

31 that's quite a wall to keep the deer out ... they must have illegals working for them. Or is the wall to keep the illegals/slaves from running away?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2018 09:36 AM (bT8Z4)

32 The left sewing the seeds of discontent.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 17, 2018 09:36 AM (jxbfJ)

33 Miss Ocasio Cortez just called to say "this painting exemplifies what America needs to accomplish in our next Five Year Plan!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 17, 2018 09:36 AM (LISuA)

34 All kidding aside, a garden to be envied.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2018 09:36 AM (8zttw)

35 CBD, thank you for this painting. It pleases and informs.

Look at the lack of weeds and the wide rows! And must be in a chigger-free land far away.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2018 09:36 AM (hyuyC)

36 Those greenhouse caps are strange-looking. I assume they're made of glass. That's much more expensive than today's plastic equals, so I'm guessing this wasn't a poor peasant's garden.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 17, 2018 09:36 AM (nvMvs)

37 You know who else liked France?

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 09:37 AM (+lOpA)

38 Gardner sounds like a nice job. but I hate gardening.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 09:37 AM (Zmczq)

39 If you look closely in the far right of the hippy commune painting you can see Bernie Sanders lounging in the shade while the others do the work.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 17, 2018 09:37 AM (UBzPO)

40 I found the sniper. And the kitteh.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 17, 2018 09:37 AM (nvMvs)

41 I was going to say Amish, but the hats are all wrong. I love near Amish country, and they are more efficient than that, especially the more up to date Amish who tend to sometimes mix old and new together.

Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2018 09:38 AM (5X9WN)

42 Well, back to repairing my Deere. I still have a few un-deployed curse words.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2018 09:38 AM (hyuyC)

43 Yeah, he's double canning those plant! Oooohhh yeahhhhhh wet that soil.....fuck yeah....that's hot.......

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein 2 months into his prison sentence looking at this painting at July 17, 2018 09:38 AM (jjaLl)

44 Nice painting. Not scary at all. CBD must be on his meds.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 09:38 AM (Zmczq)

45 36. Cloches they're called. Spendy, but needful to force a crop. Market gardens used them, bigly.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 09:39 AM (fA1SL)

46 Salty, wait!

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2018 09:39 AM (cOHsM)

47 Have a wonderful day everyone. May you appreciate the beauty all around you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2018 09:39 AM (hyuyC)

48 Those greenhouse caps are strange-looking. I assume they're made of glass. That's much more expensive than today's plastic equals, so I'm guessing this wasn't a poor peasant's garden.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 17, 2018 09:36 AM (nvMvs)


And the plastic ones ain't cheap either.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:39 AM (fiGNd)

49

EM MIRACLE GROW FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 17, 2018 09:39 AM (mPeei)

50 What you can't see is the French lady of the house, sunbathing topless just to the right of the area depicted in the painting. That's why the jardiniers have adopted the watering can approach to farming.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 17, 2018 09:39 AM (LISuA)

51 {{{creeper}}}. I'd rather talk to you than curse at my repair skills.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2018 09:40 AM (hyuyC)

52 Now those are people who wouldn't be so uncouth as to shit on the FBI.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 09:40 AM (UnA8+)

53 13 Caillebotte did that famous painting of pedestrians on a French boulevard:

http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/caillebotte/rainy.jpg
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 09:32 AM (VM6ev)


Every one of those umbrella tips is laced with ricin or polonium. Trust me on this.l

Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 17, 2018 09:40 AM (nvMvs)

54 Salty, I've been chasing you for three days. Wanted to tell you I look forward to meeting you at Ben's.

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2018 09:40 AM (cOHsM)

55 Well, back to repairing my Deere. I still have a few un-deployed curse words.

Posted by: NaCly Dog>>>>

Just remember it's not Deere season. You'll have to wait until fall to shoot it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2018 09:40 AM (P/aDH)

56 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 09:32 AM (VM6ev)


Ahem!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/371926.php#371926

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2018 09:40 AM (wYseH)

57 44 Nice painting. Not scary at all. CBD must be on his meds.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 09:38 AM (Zmczq)

Actually it's part of a triptych. The other paintings depict the plants rising up and consuming the gardeners horribly. Don't say you weren't warned.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 17, 2018 09:41 AM (RD7QR)

58 The jardiniers union opposed the use of pipes for irrigation.

Posted by: w at July 17, 2018 09:41 AM (cYWKd)

59 Gustave Caillebotte ... was a French painter, member and patron of the artists known as Impressionists ... (from the wiki)
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and yet, this looks like a photograph; realistic, not an impression.

This confuses me.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 09:41 AM (roQNm)

60 It's got trees! Happy now?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 17, 2018 09:41 AM (AM1GF)

61 Brawndoniers.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2018 09:42 AM (Bdeb0)

62 Next painting in the series: the gardener dudes knock on the back door and say "For $500, now we will spread some mulch."

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at July 17, 2018 09:42 AM (Astxw)

63 Those greenhouse caps are strange-looking. I assume they're made of
glass. That's much more expensive than today's plastic equals, so I'm
guessing this wasn't a poor peasant's garden.



Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 17, 2018 09:36 AM (nvMvs)

My assumption, this was a royal garden. No way this thing is somebody's idea of a crop set to go to market.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 09:42 AM (9chmE)

64 Just remember it's not Deere season. You'll have to wait until fall to shoot it.


******


Or just tell it you're breaking up with it. Maybe in a Deere John letter.

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth's uterus at July 17, 2018 09:42 AM (m45I2)

65 This painting reminds me of a Lumiere short from 1895, L'arroseur Arose (The Sprinkler Sprinkled):

https://tinyurl.com/hlt4mh9

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2018 09:43 AM (kqsXK)

66 Just remember it's not Deere season. You'll have to wait until fall to shoot it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2018 09:40 AM (P/aDH)

The Deere was last wkend....some Korean kid won.

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2018 09:43 AM (0+nbW)

67 I know folks here garden.

Here's a nightmarish thought ... imagine having to raise enough of that stuff to live on, without shit like roto-tillers, nitrogen fertilizer, pesticides, and such.

Roll back the clock just a few hundred years - and imagine how to survive off that.

Hilarity !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:43 AM (fiGNd)

68 Don't get upset about the disinformation and sedition campaign by the left! This is all they have, and they weaken their messaging every time they pull an op. The ultimate proof of this was Trump's election - think how much further divorced the average LIV is from leftist messaging after two years of "you should be in fear at all hours!"

Doesn't mean we don't all have work to do.

Posted by: ghost of kari at July 17, 2018 09:43 AM (SWvWm)

69 That must be where they buried their semi-autos before the ban.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 17, 2018 09:44 AM (UBzPO)

70 You think watering is hard work? Another of his paintings:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaejk34d

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2018 09:44 AM (8zttw)

71 Forty years ago, Caillebotte was just a footnote in the Official History of French Impressionism. Now he's considered one of its major artists, and rightly so.

Posted by: Pete in TX at July 17, 2018 09:44 AM (2RBkF)

72 Now this is art.

Trees, outdoors, and indentured workers in pith helmets.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 09:44 AM (r9UYA)

73 And, Salty...if you don't have hotel reservations yet you might want to think about that. Getting full already. Must be a rodeo or football game or something that weekend.

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2018 09:44 AM (cOHsM)

74 Face it if the Eco-Wackos had their way all our farm crops would irrigating this way because the Eco-Wackos are so opposed to using effective means of irrigation all over this Climate Change/Global Warming hoax

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 17, 2018 09:44 AM (FLiOE)

75 Must be an " urban" garden, surrounded by " urbanites" ... thus the wall....

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 09:44 AM (DpEis)

76 Lol... boy CBD shoved THAT painting up your giggy JJ.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 09:44 AM (Zmczq)

77 A very tense painting. You can veritably feel the pair of Bf 109s just about to pop up over the horizon on a strafing run.

Posted by: calm before the storm at July 17, 2018 09:45 AM (+INtM)

78 Dole processing facility circa 1877.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2018 09:45 AM (DaDYr)

79 Well that looks tedious. Why not use a hose?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 17, 2018 09:45 AM (RfnqA)

80 creeper

And I look forward to meeting you. And the other denizens of this smart military blog.

Buzzsaw, if my Deere runs, I'm going to run them over. Festung NaCly is a veritable deer bed & breakfast. A friend of the previous owner shot one off the deck. There is a doe and two fawns that got close enough to tough from the house yesterday.

Now, let the cursing begin.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2018 09:45 AM (hyuyC)

81 You know who else - - oh forget it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2018 09:31 AM (VM6ev)

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Oh, snap, dog! That's dark...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 09:46 AM (UiRxW)

82 It's like those French have a different word for everything!

Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2018 09:46 AM (BiLU+)

83 547 Good morning all. Willowed, from MR - JJ, I was wrong the other day about Cohen sexting his son's girlfriend, but it's still creepy. After researching it, Cohen was actually tweeting a young sexy model during B.O.'s 2013 SOTU address (NS) and when Propublica published Cohen's ill timed "ilu" tweet to her, Cohen quickly deleted it and claimed she was just his long lost daughter. But when that hit the press, the young sexy model's real father came forward and had a DNA test that proved Cohen was not the model's father at all. So I wasn't too off mark, Cohen is still just a lying, creepy POS.

Posted by: BebeDahl at July 17, 2018 09:46 AM (yNyJy)

84 White tail deer.... quadruped vermin.....

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 09:46 AM (DpEis)

85 Hey, Emil! I'm tired of carrying these buckets.
Why don't we just hook up that canvas hose?

Posted by: Jacques at July 17, 2018 09:46 AM (fgmCZ)

86 You think watering is hard work? Another of his paintings:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaejk34d
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2018 09:44 AM

That brings back memories of fixing up my house, except it also involved a prybar and a rubber mallet.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - writing the official biography at July 17, 2018 09:47 AM (/+bwe)

87 A very tense painting. You can veritably feel the pair of Bf 109s just about to pop up over the horizon on a strafing run.

Posted by: calm before the storm at July 17, 2018 09:45 AM (+INtM)

Yea, veritably....

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2018 09:47 AM (0+nbW)

88 A friend of the previous owner shot one off the deck.

The deer was on the deck?

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 09:47 AM (Z5y53)

89 Floor scraping looks like a drag.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 09:47 AM (+lOpA)

90 Those guys in the pic look like robots. There's an odd stiffness vibe going on in the entire painting.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 17, 2018 09:47 AM (RfnqA)

91 creeper

I am staying with my Aunt and Uncle in Gun Barrel City. Just two of my very colorful Texas relatives.

I had seen your comments. Control-F is a wonderful thing when you miss threads because of a task / time mismatch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2018 09:47 AM (hyuyC)

92
That's some double barreled watering

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 17, 2018 09:48 AM (PtOP4)

93 Fewer Jardiniers

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 09:48 AM (IqV8l)

94 What vegetables do you have to plant four feet apart?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 09:48 AM (yL25O)

95 84 White tail deer.... quadruped vermin.....

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 09:46 AM (DpEis)

Nothing like coming home to find 12 of the fuckers just standing in your driveway for no real reason.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 09:48 AM (UnA8+)

96 The 'coon I ran off the back deck last night didn't even look at me when I first yelled at it. I had to go thundering out the door, across the upper deck, down the steps to the lower and physically run him off. Cheeky ba*d. Thinking BB or pellet gun. I'd kill a neighbor for sure if I unloaded on him with the Sig.

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2018 09:48 AM (cOHsM)

97 Well that looks tedious. Why not use a hose?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller
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Not happening.

Posted by: La Guilde du Warterer at July 17, 2018 09:48 AM (8zttw)

98 Actually it's part of a triptych. The other paintings depict the plants rising up and consuming the gardeners horribly. Don't say you weren't warned.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 17, 2018 09:41 AM
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Oh, so it's kinda like Obama's official portrait?

Posted by: IrishEi at July 17, 2018 09:48 AM (Ri0Ku)

99 White tail deer.... quadruped vermin.....
Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 09:46 AM (DpEis)

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At least they're tasty... mules are truly worthless.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 09:49 AM (UiRxW)

100 94 What vegetables do you have to plant four feet apart?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 09:48 AM (yL25O)


Weed.... but course that's not a " vegetable"...

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 09:49 AM (DpEis)

101 it's a lovely wall. luxurious, even.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 09:49 AM (yL25O)

102 Good to know you have a place to hang your hat, Salty. I worry about the 'rons and 'ettes not being able to find rooms.

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2018 09:49 AM (cOHsM)

103 it's a lovely wall. luxurious, even.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 09:49 AM (yL25O)


I'd almost call it "bigly".

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:50 AM (fiGNd)

104 Well, I read the content and the comments. Now I am off to face the day. Have a great one, Morons!

Posted by: NaughtyPine - writing the official biography at July 17, 2018 09:50 AM (/+bwe)

105 Mister MacGregor needs to rethink his cabbage watering plan....

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 09:51 AM (DpEis)

106 "What vegetables do you have to plant four feet apart?"

Zucchini.

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2018 09:51 AM (cOHsM)

107 Note the phallic trees, symbols of oppressive patriarchy.

Posted by: Dr. Starlight Evergreen at July 17, 2018 09:51 AM (RfnqA)

108 94 What vegetables do you have to plant four feet apart?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 09:48 AM (yL25O)


"Feed me, Seymour!"

https://youtu.be/L7SkrYF8lCU

Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 17, 2018 09:51 AM (nvMvs)

109 105 Mister MacGregor needs to rethink his cabbage watering plan....

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 09:51 AM (DpEis)

Conor MacGregor got $100 Million from the Mayweather fight.

He ain't watering shit.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 09:52 AM (UnA8+)

110 We're lucky we didnt get A Man and His Bath.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 09:52 AM (Zmczq)

111 Why in the hell would you water the paths between the rows of plants? It's hard enough to haul all that water by hand, but to water in a such a fashion to double your work?

Stupid French.

Posted by: tonypete at July 17, 2018 09:52 AM (GlBgT)

112 Looks like an ideal place for a Walmart with a cheap illegal alien grown vegetables.

Posted by: Ripley at July 17, 2018 09:52 AM (MxEKc)

113 106 "What vegetables do you have to plant four feet apart?"

Zucchini.
Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2018 09:51 AM (cOHsM)

...

Fair point.

Watermelons are planted far apart too, correct?

Rhubarb gets spaced out as well I think but it's not rhubarb in the painting I don't think.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 09:52 AM (yL25O)

114 You think watering is hard work? Another of his paintings:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaejk34d

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2018 09:44

I overheard an offhand comment about a work crew showing up at a job site. They looked like old men with bad backs and bad knees. They were there to install parquet flooring.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 09:52 AM (roQNm)

115 17 cicero, even more with a spoon.
Posted by: willow

Especially if they left the bucket with the water in the basement.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 17, 2018 09:52 AM (kfcYC)

116 So, the New York commie what is the new face of whatever says that unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs.

She has a degree in economics, you know.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 09:53 AM (Boy/L)

117 At least they're tasty... mules are truly worthless.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 09:49 AM


No clean clothes for you!

Posted by: Borax Mule Train at July 17, 2018 09:53 AM (ctuyM)

118 A friend of the previous owner shot one off the deck.


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The deer was on the deck?

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 09:47 AM (Z5y53)


I remember one time I had to shoot a deer off a deck with my friend's gun.





Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 09:53 AM (9chmE)

119 Water me!!

Posted by: Petite Shop of Horrors at July 17, 2018 09:53 AM (RfnqA)

120 Off to work, have a good day all. *poof*

Posted by: BebeDahl at July 17, 2018 09:53 AM (yNyJy)

121 Ah.... laying tile, wood floors.... you'll be dead before your time is due....

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 09:54 AM (DpEis)

122 Mister MacGregor needs to rethink his cabbage watering plan....
Posted by: kraken
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Hmmm. I could go for some cabbage about now.

Posted by: Zombie Peter Rabbit's father at July 17, 2018 09:54 AM (8zttw)

123 103 it's a lovely wall. luxurious, even.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 09:49 AM (yL25O)

I'd almost call it "bigly".
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:50 AM (fiGNd)

...

Imagine if Trump paints our wall white.

We could power our nation's electrical grid with the white hot rage of the left.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 09:54 AM (yL25O)

124 Dirk, waste not-want not.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 09:54 AM (dPd5y)

125 Why in the hell would you water the paths between
the rows of plants? It's hard enough to haul all that water by hand, but
to water in a such a fashion to double your work?

Stupid French.


Posted by: tonypete at July 17, 2018 09:52 AM (GlBgT)


Two words: Union.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 09:54 AM (9chmE)

126 Nice set of cans you got there.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 17, 2018 09:55 AM (o2vOl)

127 Krauts wouldn't strafe cabbage, would they?

Posted by: ro-man at July 17, 2018 09:55 AM (RuIsu)

128 Well that looks tedious. Why not use a hose?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 17, 2018 09:45 AM (RfnqA)



Soon.

Posted by: Charles Goodyear at July 17, 2018 09:55 AM (CSNuj)

129 At least they're tasty... mules are truly worthless.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Sez you.

Posted by: Shoeless Joe Jackson at July 17, 2018 09:55 AM (8zttw)

130 122 Mister MacGregor needs to rethink his cabbage watering plan....
Posted by: kraken
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Hmmm. I could go for some cabbage about now.
Posted by: Zombie Peter Rabbit's father at July 17, 2018 09:54 AM (8zttw)


I myself think I'll go over to Sambo's house... his Mom is making Pancakes....

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 09:55 AM (DpEis)

131 Imagine if Trump paints our wall white. We could power our nation's electrical grid with the white hot rage of the left.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 09:54 AM (yL25O)


He should call it a Solar Wall. Their heads would go Scanners.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:55 AM (fiGNd)

132 Didn't know you could grow your own lamp shades.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 17, 2018 09:55 AM (RfnqA)

133
"What vegetables do you have to plant four feet apart?"



In a perfect world...... leftists.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2018 09:55 AM (9Om/r)

134
"What vegetables do you have to plant four feet apart?"

Zucchini.
Posted by: creeper


The Zucchini are just too lofty and they grab up all the light.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 09:56 AM (IqV8l)

135 Asked this last night and no one knew...

Has anyone seen JackStraw lately? Maybe he's on vacation?

Posted by: IrishEi at July 17, 2018 09:56 AM (Ri0Ku)

136
"Face it if the Eco-Wackos had their way all our farm crops would
irrigating this way because the Eco-Wackos are so opposed to using
effective means of irrigation all over this Climate Change/Global
Warming hoax



Posted by: Spurwing Plover"

Yep. Hopefully they are getting their water from the rain catchment reservoir at the far end out of view. Backbreaking, tedious work that uses more calories than produced and will lead to early death. But sustainable!

Posted by: Ripley at July 17, 2018 09:56 AM (MxEKc)

137 I stucco'd exactly one backyard wall when I moved in here 8 years ago.
yes just one.
coughs, not a job for me.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 09:56 AM (dPd5y)

138 "What vegetables do you have to plant four feet apart?"


In a perfect world...... leftists.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


That would be aeroaquaculture.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 17, 2018 09:56 AM (AM1GF)

139 Good luck with the Deere, Salty.

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2018 09:57 AM (cOHsM)

140

I thought they were watering potato plants.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 09:57 AM (roQNm)

141 Oops I went off topic before post 100...

All my plants are gonna die because I didn't water them. UNLIKE IN THE PAINTING.

Posted by: ghost of kari at July 17, 2018 09:57 AM (SWvWm)

142 How'd you like to be the Junior Waterer, not even competent enough to pour the water on the plants yourself? You just stand there with the full cans waiting for the Master Waterer to finish.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 09:57 AM (yL25O)

143 solar wall. I like how you think scogg.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 09:57 AM (dPd5y)

144 She has a degree in economics, you know.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 09:53 AM (Boy/L)

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Ojo Loco really said that? So, she's crazy AND stupid? Can't wait to hear the Hispanic version of EM-PEACH FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2018 09:57 AM (UiRxW)

145 >>Has anyone seen JackStraw lately? Maybe he's on vacation?


Jack's Off.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 09:57 AM (PLp2C)

146 All my plants are gonna die because I didn't water them. UNLIKE IN THE PAINTING.

Posted by: ghost of kari


I kill cactus.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 17, 2018 09:58 AM (AM1GF)

147
You think watering is hard work? Another of his paintings:



https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaejk34d

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2018 09:44 AM

When I was little, my Mon and Dad bought a Victorian house. The dining room had a parkay floor that had been painted over. Of course they used paint remover and rented a floor sander. Hell of a lot of work for them, but you wondered why it was painted, when it came out so beautiful.

Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2018 09:58 AM (5X9WN)

148 I have never watered so much that the path between the rows got soaked like that.

I've got a rain-barrel attached to my gutters - just because water here is expensive. I'm thinking about making a PVC contraption connected to a hose to make the job easier.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 09:58 AM (fiGNd)

149 142 How'd you like to be the Junior Waterer, not even competent enough to pour the water on the plants yourself? You just stand there with the full cans waiting for the Master Waterer to finish.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 09:57 AM (yL25O)

I know,right?? Stupid junior waterer is too stoopid to Set. The. Cans. Down.

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 09:59 AM (DpEis)

150 >>Has anyone seen JackStraw lately? Maybe he's on vacation?


He was last seen a half a mile from Tucson as the sun came up.

Moving slow, though.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 09:59 AM (rRkmG)

151 Has anyone seen JackStraw lately? Maybe he's on vacation?



Posted by: IrishEi at July 17, 2018 09:56 AM (Ri0Ku)

#TwoWeeks!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 17, 2018 09:59 AM (UBzPO)

152 in fact much of where a solar wall would go up has massage sunlight, could really provide tons of power, we might even get a left govt to guard it from damaging parasites!

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 09:59 AM (dPd5y)

153 Parchman Farm.

Posted by: ro-man at July 17, 2018 09:59 AM (RuIsu)

154 Something about kim chi...

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 09:59 AM (UnA8+)

155 IMDY?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 10:00 AM (Lg2h/)

156 Mon petit chou!

Posted by: Le Frog at July 17, 2018 10:00 AM (ctuyM)

157 By the time they get to the far end, this end will be bone-dry again.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at July 17, 2018 10:00 AM (zf0tR)

158 Plant Waterers Union Local 533 wants to have a word with her.

She's making the other union members look bad, working so efficiently.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 17, 2018 10:00 AM (RKQ/v)

159 I'm a devious bastard, willow.

It's one of my charms.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2018 10:00 AM (fiGNd)

160 Colin, five'll get you ten it was a lib owner who painted those parquet floors.

Very modren, doncha know?

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2018 10:00 AM (cOHsM)

161 Kim's chi probably involves shopping....

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 10:00 AM (DpEis)

162 The dining room had a parkay floor

It was made of margarine?

Posted by: and the shingles were slices of American cheese! at July 17, 2018 10:01 AM (+INtM)

163 I know,right?? Stupid junior waterer is too stoopid to Set. The. Cans. Down.
Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 09:59 AM (DpEis)

...

I think this is where Pierre and Boudreaux jokes come from.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2018 10:01 AM (yL25O)

164 For those wondering why this is considered Impressionism... Impressionism isn't just the blurry, sketchy pictures made famous by Monet, Impressionism is also allowing the viewer to get a sense of life in late 19th century France. Here we are given an "impression" of a more rural lifestyle. The hard work in the bright, hot sun. The lack of expensive irrigation makes the work harder and more monotonous. You have to water each plant one at a time. These might be lower-class laborers on an upper-class farm, in which case you get an "impression" of the differences in lifestyles between the classes. Or these might be members of the household caring for their food source, in which case it's an "impression" of the French agricultural life.

Either way, it's very bright and reminds me that I have to water my garden tonight.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2018 10:01 AM (OyyDO)

165 well hopefull Jack is off admiring the best of the country, and returns fit and ready to beat our arguments down into a fine dust

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 10:01 AM (dPd5y)

166 No weeds.

Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2018 10:01 AM (SV/HG)

167 Has anyone seen JackStraw lately? Maybe he's on vacation?
Posted by: IrishEi at July 17, 2018 09:56 AM (Ri0Ku)
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I've been in touch with him, and he's just fine. Very busy with work right now, and goes out on his boat when he has free time. I guess he figures he better get his water time in before the ocean freezes up in a month or so.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 10:02 AM (JJZzu)

168 (kicks self for allowing margarine floors joke to get away)

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2018 10:02 AM (cOHsM)

169 Life's a garden, dig it!

Posted by: Joe Dirt pronounced Dirtay at July 17, 2018 10:02 AM (DxWUs)

170 er massage= massive sunlight

and scogg sometimes it works!

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 10:02 AM (dPd5y)

171 Meanwhile, 300 feet below, Hitler rants about them taking a whole week to water the cabbageses.

Posted by: ro-man at July 17, 2018 10:03 AM (RuIsu)

172 Ha ha.

I'm concerned about JackStraw because he was hospitalized with a heart issue a few weeks ago, and I haven't seen him post in about a week. Usually regulars sign off when they're not going to be around.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 17, 2018 10:03 AM (Ri0Ku)

173 re: Jack Straw

HQ good.

Boat better.

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2018 10:04 AM (cOHsM)

174 He's good, IrishEi! See #167.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 10:04 AM (JJZzu)

175 I thought Impressionism referred to Art that is mostly slapped on with palette knives, then touched up a bit, and left to dry while the artist slips into an Absinthe coma, while eating a baguette and stinky cheese....

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 10:04 AM (DpEis)

176 I haven't seen grammie in quite a while, or Peaches, or Tammy al thor.

B.C.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2018 10:04 AM (8zttw)

177 162 The dining room had a parkay floor

It was made of margarine?
Posted by: and the shingles were slices of American cheese! at July 17, 2018 10:01 AM (+INtM)

I Can't Believe It's Not a Wood Floor

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2018 10:04 AM (7HtZB)

178 I've been in touch with him, and he's just fine. Very busy with work right now, and goes out on his boat when he has free time. I guess he figures he better get his water time in before the ocean freezes up in a month or so.
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 10:02 AM
~~~~~

Thanks bluebell! Very glad to hear that.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 17, 2018 10:04 AM (Ri0Ku)

179 Jack has a heart issue?

oh I don't like hearing that. prayers for the best of docs and the best of medical care.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 10:04 AM (dPd5y)

180 The dining room had a parkay floor



It was made of margarine?

Posted by: and the shingles were slices of American cheese! at July 17, 2018 10:01 AM (+INtM)

Sorry about the spelling, not being French I just didn't know, and Google didn't know either.

Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2018 10:04 AM (5X9WN)

181 Do you now what socialists used before watering cans?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 17, 2018 10:05 AM (kfcYC)

182 >>151
Has anyone seen JackStraw lately? Maybe he's on vacation?



Out searching for a 2030 calendar and a motorized goalpost?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2018 10:05 AM (r9UYA)

183 Kris at July 17, 2018 10:01 AM

Thank you for clearing up my confusion on the meaning of 'impressionist'.

Seems like it would be more efficient, with one can of water in each hand, to walk between the rows, watering the row of plants, rather than standing to the side and watering individual plants.

(Itsa painting; not intended to be an accurate depiction of modern agricultural practices.)

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 10:05 AM (roQNm)

184 Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 10:04 AM (DpEis)

That's Post-Impressionism.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2018 10:05 AM (OyyDO)

185 Mike or gushka, and paranoid. I hate when people wander off, although I totally understand it.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 10:05 AM (dPd5y)

186 181. Sprinklers and hoses

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 10:05 AM (fA1SL)

187 grammie is good, Mike - just got back from a long vacation and settling in. I don't know about Peaches and Tammy. I do worry about Peaches because she is there all alone. I just figure Tammy and Thor are off having a good time somewhere.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 10:05 AM (JJZzu)

188 Jack has a heart issue?

Having a heart at all makes him kind of suspect around here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2018 10:06 AM (CSNuj)

189 168 (kicks self for allowing margarine floors joke to get away)
Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2018 10:02 AM (cOHsM)

*hides under the covers for remembering creepy talking Parkay container*

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 17, 2018 10:06 AM (suO/a)

190 I'm concerned about JackStraw because he was
hospitalized with a heart issue a few weeks ago, and I haven't seen him
post in about a week. Usually regulars sign off when they're not going
to be around.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 17, 2018 10:03 AM (Ri0Ku)


I'm an exception. I frequently vanish without a trace. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2018 10:06 AM (9Om/r)

191
Apparently he also did a series of painting of men stripping wood floors.

He seems to like the subject matter of people being pensive and focused on what they are doing.

As for the subject, my first thought was that wall was going to keep all the early season tomato and peach thieves out of the garden.

My second thought was "Cloche! Cloche!"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2018 10:06 AM (2K6fY)

192 Very busy with work right now, and goes out on his boat when he has free time. I guess he figures he better get his water time in before the ocean freezes up in a month or so.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 10:02 AM

He lives in Greenland?

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2018 10:07 AM (0+nbW)

193 Has anyone seen JackStraw lately? Maybe he's on vacation?

Secret meetings with Jeff Sessions maybe?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2018 10:07 AM (CSNuj)

194 >>Jack has a heart issue?


He shot his buddy down. Guy is heartless.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 10:07 AM (rRkmG)

195 "...I have had time and cause to reflect on what made him a great president. Ronald Reagan knew his own mind. He had firm principles - and, I believe, right ones. He expounded them clearly, he acted upon them decisively. When the world threw problems at the White House, he was not baffled, or disorientated, or overwhelmed. He knew almost instinctively what to do. When his aides were preparing option papers for his decision, they were able to cut out entire rafts of proposals that they knew 'the Old Man' would never wear. When his allies came under Soviet or domestic pressure, they could look confidently to Washington for firm leadership. And when his enemies tested American resolve, they soon discovered that his resolve was firm and unyielding. Yet his ideas, though clear, were never simplistic. He saw the many sides of truth. Yes, he warned that the Soviet Union had an insatiable drive for military power and territorial expansion; but he also sensed it was being eaten away by systemic failures impossible to reform. Yes, he did not shrink from denouncing Moscow's 'evil empire'. But he realized that a man of goodwill might nonetheless emerge from within its dark corridors. So the President resisted Soviet expansion and pressed down on Soviet weakness at every point until the day came when communism began to collapse beneath the combined weight of these pressures and its own failures. And when a man of goodwill did emerge from the ruins, President Reagan stepped forward to shake his hand and to offer sincere cooperation. Nothing was more typical of Ronald Reagan than that large-hearted magnanimity - and nothing was more American."--Margaret Thatcher

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 17, 2018 10:07 AM (Ndje9)

196 Cicero, i'm hoping it was just gas.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 10:07 AM (dPd5y)

197 I'm gonna buy a boat again. But a Zodiac or similar. No storrage ear trailering for me anymore. Ugh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 10:07 AM (Zmczq)

198 The posters over at MOTUS place can tell you a horror story about a missing commenter. It does not end well.

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2018 10:07 AM (cOHsM)

199 garrett, did he put him in the ground?

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 10:07 AM (dPd5y)

200 oh I don't like hearing that. prayers for the best of docs and the best of medical care.
Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 10:04 AM (dPd5y)
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All taken care of, willow, and he says he feels great, better than he has in a long time.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 10:07 AM (JJZzu)

201 That is a whole lotta words.

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 10:08 AM (DpEis)

202 >> did he put him in the ground?


Shallow Grave.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 10:08 AM (rRkmG)

203 He lives in Greenland?
Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2018 10:07 AM
~~~~~

I think Rhode Island. Same difference though.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 17, 2018 10:08 AM (Ri0Ku)

204 trying to tie into plants and gardening here, guess it didn't work out so well .

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 10:08 AM (dPd5y)

205 Best to water plants in the late afternoon, early evening. Not the middle of the day when evaporation takes much of it away.

Silly Frogs

Posted by: McCool at July 17, 2018 10:08 AM (tWnED)

206 He lives in Greenland?
Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2018 10:07 AM (0+nbW)
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Rhode Island. Same thing, pretty much.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 10:09 AM (JJZzu)

207 The posters over at MOTUS place can tell you a horror story about a missing commenter. It does not end well.

They found him...BEHIND THE SHELVES.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 10:09 AM (Boy/L)

208 garret, we're sick !

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 10:09 AM (dPd5y)

209 (Itsa painting; not intended to be an accurate depiction of modern agricultural practices.)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 10:05 AM (roQNm)

The Impressionists were the philosophical heirs of the Realists. While it might not be exactly, spot-on true, I would trust it as being a pretty fair depiction of what Caillebotte saw while painting it. Definitely more realistic than the contemporary Academic works.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2018 10:09 AM (OyyDO)

210 IrishEi

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 10:09 AM (JJZzu)

211 These might be lower-class laborers on an
upper-class farm, in which case you get an "impression" of the
differences in lifestyles between the classes. Or these might be members
of the household caring for their food source, in which case it's an
"impression" of the French agricultural life.



Either way, it's very bright and reminds me that I have to water my garden tonight.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2018 10:01 AM (OyyDO)


I would pretty much guarantee this is some rich fop's estate. I don't believe peasants have walled gardens. And these are, by the title of the painting, gardeners, not farmers.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 10:09 AM (9chmE)

212 I'm at work; anyone know what the GOP leadership (heh, always an amusing phrase, especially since most or all are lame ducks) press conference is about? Are they condemning PDT's summit with Vlad, or doing what they should be doing, pimping Kavanaugh?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 17, 2018 10:09 AM (lGrs1)

213 83 547 Good morning all. Willowed, from MR - JJ, I was wrong the other day about Cohen sexting his son's girlfriend, but it's still creepy. After researching it, Cohen was actually tweeting a young sexy model during B.O.'s 2013 SOTU address (NS) and when Propublica published Cohen's ill timed "ilu" tweet to her, Cohen quickly deleted it and claimed she was just his long lost daughter. But when that hit the press, the young sexy model's real father came forward and had a DNA test that proved Cohen was not the model's father at all. So I wasn't too off mark, Cohen is still just a lying, creepy POS.
Posted by: BebeDahl

Do you have a first name to go with the Cohen story? There are at least two lying creepy ones that I'm aware of. The Opera Ghost impersonator? How's that for creepy?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 17, 2018 10:09 AM (kfcYC)

214 bluebell, wonderful. He's a swell guy.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 10:10 AM (dPd5y)

215 Rhode Island. Same thing, pretty much.
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 10:09 AM
~~~~~

Owe me a Coke! *punch*

Posted by: IrishEi at July 17, 2018 10:10 AM (Ri0Ku)

216 nice pair of jugs

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2018 10:10 AM (FZYNt)

217 He's a deadhead. He'd just chickle...

though I didn't know about him having heart issues.
Hopefully he's well.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 10:10 AM (rRkmG)

218 That garden isn't a peasant's garden. (a poor farmer of low social status) No doubt the Kings (or other royalty) private garden. It's great to be the king!

Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2018 10:11 AM (5X9WN)

219

President Donald Trump's joint press conference with Russian President Vladimir Putin in Helskini will "live in infamy like Pearl Harbor or Kristallnacht," according to former Watergate prosecutor Jill Wine-Banks.

I wonder if she is related to Jar Jar-Banks?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 10:11 AM (IqV8l)

220 I would pretty much guarantee this is some rich fop's estate. I don't believe peasants have walled gardens. And these are, by the title of the painting, gardeners, not farmers.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 10:09 AM (9chmE)

Looks kinda like some gardens at Biltmore.

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2018 10:11 AM (0+nbW)

221 I know,right?? Stupid junior waterer is too stoopid to Set. The. Cans. Down.
Posted by: kraken
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Union Apprentices.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2018 10:11 AM (8zttw)

222 The posters over at MOTUS place can tell you a horror story about a missing commenter. It does not end well.


-------------------------------------------
They found him...BEHIND THE SHELVES.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 10:09 AM (Boy/L)


Many will recall, a few years back there was a suicide around these parts. And now sadly, I cannot remember his name/nic.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 10:11 AM (9chmE)

223 Need to go find out about getting a new CCW permit here. Later, all.

creep out

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2018 10:12 AM (cOHsM)

224 181 Do you now what socialists used before watering cans?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 17, 2018 10:05 AM (kfcYC)

The blood of Kulaks?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 17, 2018 10:12 AM (RD7QR)

225 Is Jackstraw from Wichita?

Posted by: ro-man at July 17, 2018 10:12 AM (RuIsu)

226 Guy on right: See, this is how you do it. Just watch me, now. You tilt the cans so the water pours out over the cabbages. Nice and smooth, use a steady hand, don't dump it all in one place. There's an art to it. You want it to water all the cabbages in your sector evenly...

Millennial on left, his first job: (thinking) Old dude won't shut up. WTF is he babbling about? Man, this sucks. I gotta go pick cabbages after he made that huge mud pile? That doesn't work for me. This is boring. These baskets are too rough on my skin. Is it petit dejeuner time yet?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2018 10:12 AM (2NqXo)

227 I think one of the Waterers name is Dreyfus... the setting is on some island...

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 10:12 AM (DpEis)

228 I like it because it's peaceful and that's good enough for me today.



Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 09:33 AM
bluebell!
I was out at a show this past Saturday, and was reminded of you. One of the theater employees always comes out before the show in a show-themed costume to make announcements. We were seeing Peter Pan (don't judge me!), and she came out in full blue fairy costume, complete with wings. Said to the audience "You all know Tinkerbell? Yeah..I'm not her. I'm her cousin Bluebell". No one was laughing harder than this Moron.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2018 10:12 AM (p+Wdc)

229 President Donald Trump's joint press conference with Russian President Vladimir Putin in Helskini will "live in infamy like Pearl Harbor or Kristallnacht," according to former Watergate prosecutor Jill Wine-Banks.

I see they're still being mature and reasonable in their reactions to things.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 10:13 AM (Boy/L)

230 Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 10:11 AM (9chmE)

Sunshine patriot?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 10:13 AM (ziriD)

231
54 Salty, I've been chasing you for three days. Wanted to tell you I look forward to meeting you at Ben's.

Posted by: creeper at July 17, 2018 09:40 AM (cOHsM)







Does anyone else find this comment hilarious coming from someone named "creeper"?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2018 10:13 AM (veoSD)

232 bladders of their kulaks?

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 10:13 AM (dPd5y)

233 YES!!!!

Posted by: The Barrel at July 17, 2018 10:13 AM (FZYNt)

234 I'm gonna go now. i have something to do.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 10:13 AM (Zmczq)

235
Should I be concerned in this thread too, or is that all over with now?



Posted by: Time to be Extreamly Concerned at July 17, 2018 10:13 AM (mPeei)

236 >>I cannot remember his name/nic.


Joffen?

Sad.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 10:14 AM (rRkmG)

237 Wow. Dual wielding semiautomatic plant watering.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2018 10:14 AM (qvpn1)

238 I would pretty much guarantee this is some rich fop's estate. I don't believe peasants have walled gardens. And these are, by the title of the painting, gardeners, not farmers.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 10:09 AM (9chmE)

Looks kinda like some gardens at Biltmore.
Posted by: BignJames
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I was not a fop!

Posted by: George Washington Vanderbilt at July 17, 2018 10:14 AM (8zttw)

239 Bob!
please clean around the edges.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 10:14 AM (dPd5y)

240 Just in case people are scrolling too fast, bluebell said JackStraw is a-ok.

Luckily everyone knows I'm 13 so nobody got worried when I disappeared for a year and a half. That was rude!

Now for the daily question of the day: how and where is ace?

Posted by: ghost of kari at July 17, 2018 10:14 AM (SWvWm)

241 Morning Cannibal.

Posted by: Barrel at July 17, 2018 10:14 AM (rRkmG)

242 Cannibal Bob, funny looking guy with a cork in his side would like a word.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 10:14 AM (Boy/L)

243 I believe that's the mythical money garden where children think parents grow their money.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 10:14 AM (ziriD)

244
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 10:11 AM (9chmE)




Joffen

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2018 10:14 AM (veoSD)

245 Ooooh, somebody's in Trouble Now......

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 10:14 AM (DpEis)

246 Stop! Barrel time!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2018 10:14 AM (p+Wdc)

247 Out-fucking-standing, Cannibal Bob!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 10:14 AM (fA1SL)

248 Ah Joffen... sad story...

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2018 10:15 AM (DpEis)

249 how and where is ace?

In the library with the candlestick.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 10:15 AM (Boy/L)

250 Oh, Cannibal Bob.

You'll want to be wearing gloves before you go in there. Trust me.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 10:15 AM (LtG+N)

251 yeah joffen. I will always like Gabriel for trying to help in that.
Hope his kid is ok.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 10:15 AM (dPd5y)

252 Wow. Dual wielding semiautomatic plant watering.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2018 10:14 AM (qvpn1)

We need common sense water control!

https://bit.ly/2zOLkPu

Haha oh wow I was kidding.

Posted by: ghost of kari at July 17, 2018 10:15 AM (SWvWm)

253 Cannibal Bob, there are lots of good eats in the barrel.

Posted by: George Washington Vanderbilt at July 17, 2018 10:15 AM (8zttw)

254 That garden isn't a peasant's garden. (a poor farmer of low social status)

I think we can also rule out an octopuses' garden (a soft-bodied mollusk with eight arms and a complex nervous system)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2018 10:15 AM (CSNuj)

255 How many "former Watergate xyz's" are there left in the world?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2018 10:15 AM (qvpn1)

256 I believe that's the mythical money garden where children think parents grow their money.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 10:14 AM

Don't storks put babies under the cabbage leaves for parents to find?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2018 10:16 AM (2NqXo)

257 I quite like this painting. It's bright with subtle use of color but the soft scene is contained within the solid walls and careful rows. The style reminds me me somewhat of Hopper with it's distinct elements.


I looked at other of Gustave Caillebotte's works which I find interesting. There seems to be no one school of style: they range from Romantic to Impressionist to more modern (post 1900) styles. Also, I don't know what medium he preferred. Some of them could be watercolors or even pastels.

Posted by: JTB at July 17, 2018 10:16 AM (V+03K)

258 Ah Joffen... sad story...

Depression is just awful.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 10:16 AM (Boy/L)

259 I cannot remember his name/nic.


---------------------


Joffen?



Sad.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2018 10:14 AM (rRkmG)


Yes sir, thank you. I am sorry I forgot his nic.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 10:16 AM (9chmE)

260 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 10:13 AM (Zmczq)

Get in the kettle, Bob.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2018 10:16 AM (CSNuj)

261
Huh!
--- Malcolm Reynolds

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 10:16 AM (roQNm)

262 235
I'm gonna go now. i have something to do.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 10:13 AM (Zmczq)

heh

Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2018 10:16 AM (SV/HG)

263 Oh God. that sure surprised me.

*Comes to attention**

Mr. Barrel SIR! Bob reporting for duty SI!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 10:16 AM (Zmczq)

264 I was not a fop!

Posted by: George Washington Vanderbilt at July 17, 2018 10:14 AM (8zttw)

Were too!

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2018 10:16 AM (0+nbW)

265 From the previous thread:

525 Nope. Can't the Nazis and the Commies lose? I am for freedom and liberty!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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Missed strategy:

Churchill to Roosevelt:

Okay, Frank, the Bolshies stopped the Boche at Stalingrad. Time to cut all aid or the g-d barbarians will overrun Europe.

Let's just let them continue a stalemated war of attrition with Hitler.

Regards,
Winnie
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2018 09:27 AM (8zttw)


There actually is a Churchill quote, which I cannot find just now, which is apt. From memory, he pointed out that Cromwell was so obsessed with Spain as to ignore France's rise. He continued "Will people say that about me? Germany is finished; Russia is the real enemy. But I can't get Roosevelt to see that".

(Or words to that effect.)

Posted by: George LeS at July 17, 2018 10:16 AM (59GGI)

266 Uh, Bob, can we talk?

Posted by: barrel at July 17, 2018 10:16 AM (suO/a)

267 I was out at a show this past Saturday, and was reminded of you. One of the theater employees always comes out before the show in a show-themed costume to make announcements. We were seeing Peter Pan (don't judge me!), and she came out in full blue fairy costume, complete with wings. Said to the audience "You all know Tinkerbell? Yeah..I'm not her. I'm her cousin Bluebell". No one was laughing harder than this Moron.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2018 10:12 AM (p+Wdc)
---------------

Oh no! You've just blown my cover!

I won't judge you, but I will ask if you were maybe taking your little goddaughter to this show?

Not that it matters. Any show with a bluebell in it can't be all that bad.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 10:17 AM (JJZzu)

268 So that isn't a chick in the painting? With those cans....

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 10:17 AM (LtG+N)

269
I would pretty much guarantee this is some rich fop's estate. I don't
believe peasants have walled gardens. And these are, by the title of the
painting, gardeners, not farmers.


Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 10:09 AM (9chmE)


There was a big business in market gardens for Paris. The wall would be either a relic of a previous owner, or the current owner really splurging on infrastructure.

(Louis Napoleon III really cranked up the credit for the empire, by the way, so there might have been money floating around for walls to keep thieves out, but I suspect it is a walled estate being repurposed.)

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2018 10:17 AM (2K6fY)

270 pushes Bob into the barrel.
not so fast meester.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 10:17 AM (dPd5y)

271 Is the barrel big enough to contain that?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2018 10:17 AM (qvpn1)

272 Of course this painting is from 8 years after the end of the 2nd empire and the Franco-Prussian war, so I am going with "more likely re-purposed estate"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2018 10:18 AM (2K6fY)

273 But I can't get Roosevelt to see that".

(Or words to that effect.)
Posted by: George LeS
----------------

Roosevelt was too busy establishing his 'cooperative villages'.

Those are rarely mentioned. They all failed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2018 10:18 AM (8zttw)

274 The sprinkled water is ineptly done. It looks like someone glued two white wigs over the spouts.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 17, 2018 10:18 AM (/qEW2)

275 272. Of course. It's a retardis.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 10:18 AM (fA1SL)

276 Is the barrel big enough to contain that?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2018 10:17 AM (qvpn1)


It contains multitudes.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 10:18 AM (LtG+N)

277 219

President Donald Trump's joint press conference with Russian President Vladimir Putin in Helskini will "live in infamy like Pearl Harbor or Kristallnacht," according to former Watergate prosecutor Jill Wine-Banks.

I wonder if she is related to Jar Jar-Banks?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 10:11 AM (IqV8l)


Well, the positive is, no matter what deranged-ass shit a Lefty says, all the rest of them have to line up and endorse it lest they want to get kicked out of their tribe.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2018 10:19 AM (UnA8+)

278 Is the barrel big enough to contain that?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2018 10:17 AM (qvpn1)
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Now, now, CAT, that's not nice. Cannibal Bob has been on a diet, or so he says.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 10:19 AM (JJZzu)

279 1) Trump has the left now declaring that assigning any blame to the US for the world's problems is treason. In what court shall we bring the charges for their last 50+ years if treason?

2) Trump has always had the authority to declassify and publish all the evidence of collusion. If Mueller had a shed of evidence, Trump knows it. Does Trump act like a man who is hiding?
(Note well the behavior of guilty Clinton when accused--deflect, deny, evade and act stupid. )

3) The whole hidden pursuit of Trump, the reason all good Democrats "KNOW" Russia owns Trump?
They really believe that Russia gave Trump millions to pay off his bankruptcies.
That is the real goal of Mueller, and he is under huge amounts of pressure to "find" that proof.
What's driving them crazier is, that can't find what they just know for sure is there.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 17, 2018 10:19 AM (TN1P5)

280 Is the barrel big enough to contain that?

The bottom limit of the barrel has never been reached. We threw a bunch of LGF calendars in there in 2012 and they never hit bottom.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 10:19 AM (Boy/L)

281 274. There was one not far from where I grew up. Eleanor, it was called.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 10:19 AM (fA1SL)

282 LMAOIts not Funny but you guys are.. Always lookin to feed the barrel or the Kettle Cicero.... gees...

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 10:19 AM (Zmczq)

283
252 yeah joffen. I will always like Gabriel for trying to help in that.
Hope his kid is ok.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 10:15 AM (dPd5y)






Yeah, as much as Gabe burned his bridges here, I have to agree, that was admirable.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2018 10:20 AM (veoSD)

284 Is there any chance these were the gardens at Versailles?

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 17, 2018 10:20 AM (hqc4K)

285 KBDaRussianBear
Please replace Ginger Thursday with
Russian Honeytrap Thursday.

Posted by: Boris Badenov at July 17, 2018 10:20 AM (WtC0S)

286 OMG! Trump's dystopia! If Kavanaugh is on the Court, women will be relegated to barefoot manual labor in trumps gardens!!!!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2018 10:20 AM (qvpn1)

287 CAT, big enough for all the moron souls, missing consonants, and punctuation and random comment gafs

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 10:20 AM (dPd5y)

288 HaHAHAHA! Cannibal Bob, I did that once; copy/paste gone horribly wrong. The Barrel isn't so bad; but those aren't pickles floating around in there.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 17, 2018 10:20 AM (bWBdM)

289 Help me out.


Exactly what did Russia do to "interfere" and or "meddle" in the 2016 election? Was this new? What's the evidence? Is it the phishing of the DNC? Is all this butthurt over phishing the DNC and giving it to wikileaks? Revealing their corruption?

Is there something else? What? Because nothing that I hear sounds nearly as bad as the democrat/media/deep state using a fake dossier written by Hillary and her domestic and foreign cohorts being used as a basis for a FISA warrant. Not even close.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 10:20 AM (nRWPy)

290 and where did CHI go?

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 10:21 AM (dPd5y)

291 If that was California, they'd be crapping in the crop rows.

Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2018 10:22 AM (2Mnv1)

292 Man the barrel really gets your mind right..

*checks twice before posting*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 10:22 AM (Zmczq)

293 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 10:13 AM (Zmczq)

That was amazing.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 17, 2018 10:22 AM (UBzPO)

294 Exactly what did Russia do to "interfere" and or "meddle" in the 2016 election? Was this new? What's the evidence? Is it the phishing of the DNC? Is all this butthurt over phishing the DNC and giving it to wikileaks? Revealing their corruption?

As far as I can tell, trolls, Facebook ads, and hacking the super secure DNC server.

Oh, and casting spells over the Bollard Whisperer to keep her out of Wisconsin.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 10:22 AM (Boy/L)

295 Russia bought some Facebook ads.

This is JUST LIKE Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 10:22 AM (LtG+N)

296 Just had my first bowl of kimchee. Excellent. Asked for mild. Got spicy. Tasted more like sauerkraut than anything I've had before.

Next: should I try lutefisk? My Norwegian grandmother said I wouldn't like it.

Posted by: anon at July 17, 2018 10:22 AM (fSf/G)

297 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 10:13 AM (Zmczq)

Cracker jack job there Cannibal Bob...LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 10:22 AM (Lg2h/)

298 Hot iron ain't gonna help you this time, Cannibal Bob.

OTOH, scuttlebutt is there are some soggy 'pads floating around in there for succor.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2018 10:23 AM (ctuyM)

299 They caught the north Houston triple murderer this morning. Jose Rodriguez. On parole but cut off his ankle monitor bracelet and went on crime spree. I need to find out which Judge decided it was good idea to let this animal out on parole.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 17, 2018 10:23 AM (ziriD)

300 dagy, Russia possibly screwing with the elections is way worse than our intelligence community /leftists globalist/coup-ing.
even though Mueller and Hillary giving up a leetle bit of urinaium , paying iran some bucks to thrive .
ph heck any assortment of threatening actions by Hillary and Obama-intelligence community.

how about That server!

but Trump..
so.

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 10:24 AM (dPd5y)

301 The difference between Putin and Hillary is that Putin wins the elections he rigs.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 17, 2018 10:24 AM (UBzPO)

302 bluebell, JackStraw has a little extra sailing time. He's in SOUTH Rhode Island, so the ocean doesn't freeze until October. :-)

Posted by: JTB at July 17, 2018 10:24 AM (V+03K)

303 In the late 30's, my dad had to tote 5 gallons buckets of water to keep a tree line alive as part of a dust bowl countermeasure. Started before he was in kindergarten and did it for years. We went back to the abandoned farmstead in the 80's and all the trees were still there and dry and dead as can be. Never saw him so mad before or since, seeing years of his work go to less than nothing.

Posted by: SouthDakotanSon at July 17, 2018 10:26 AM (WtC0S)

304 Cannible Bob, it is considered poor form it eat other unfortunate souls stuck in the barrel. In case you had any ideas.

Posted by: Ripley at July 17, 2018 10:26 AM (MxEKc)

305 Just had my first bowl of kimchee. Excellent. Asked for mild. Got spicy. Tasted more like sauerkraut than anything I've had before.
Super good for you. Replaces and kills bad gut bacteria that craves sugar and carbs. Zero calories. I eat some before dinner every night.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 10:26 AM (nRWPy)

306 There was one not far from where I grew up. Eleanor, it was called.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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Eleanor hand-managed Arthurdale. All kinds of money was poured into her Utopian vision. It failed.

I think there were a hundred or more of those commie wet-dreams financed. They all failed.

The irony is that is that some have been 'preserved' and admired. Monuments to failure.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2018 10:26 AM (8zttw)

307 297. There's a Chinese version - sold in little stoneware jars - Tianjin Preserved Vegetable. It's like a dry-pack kraut - stuff has to be washed a couple times to get most of the salt out. Really good.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 10:27 AM (fA1SL)

308 There's the barrel, and then there's the hollowed out asteroid.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2018 10:27 AM (9Om/r)

309 Germany is finished; Russia is the real enemy. But I can't get Roosevelt to see that".
Posted by: George LeS at July 17, 2018 10:16 AM (59GGI)


Couldn't get the FDR of The New Deal, Social Security, court packing, and internment camps to see that communism was the enemy? WEIRD.

Posted by: ghost of kari at July 17, 2018 10:27 AM (SWvWm)

310 well i'm out to water (with a hose) the garden. bl

Posted by: willow at July 17, 2018 10:27 AM (dPd5y)

311 I won't judge you, but I will ask if you were maybe taking your little goddaughter to this show?



Not that it matters. Any show with a bluebell in it can't be all that bad.



Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 10:17 AM



Very well done, show, actually. Season ticket holders. Mama Mia is next month, iirc. Godchild the Older wasn't with us that day, but I plan to take her to tea soon. She likes tea, as an event.

And in other news, I'm pleased to report that the RMBS sister and BIL finally have a newborn baby girl to foster towards adoption. As you might imagine, the RMBS Mom is thrilled.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2018 10:27 AM (p+Wdc)

312 306 Just had my first bowl of kimchee. Excellent. Asked for mild. Got spicy. Tasted more like sauerkraut than anything I've had before.
Super good for you. Replaces and kills bad gut bacteria that craves sugar and carbs. Zero calories. I eat some before dinner every night.
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Dagny, it also keeps vampires away. The smell of garlic dominates Korea.

Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 17, 2018 10:28 AM (2LelM)

313 Next: should I try lutefisk? My Norwegian grandmother said I wouldn't like it.
Posted by: anon at July 17, 2018 10:22 AM


grammie winger is the Official Lutefisk Ambassador to The AoSHQ Horde, and she can get you fixed up with all the information you'll need.

Be sure to enclose a SASE with your request.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2018 10:28 AM (ctuyM)

314 Brave Robin, not my first, not. My last. Thought I'd. Sneak out this time but Willow snuck up on me and shoved me in. didnt shiv me first thank you ma'am...

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 10:28 AM (Zmczq)

315 Last night in DC a Lexus SUV pulled into a neighborhood, 4 African American men in masks got out and started shooting.

A ten year old girl is dead, and several adults injured and hospitalized.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 10:28 AM (LtG+N)

316 The difference between Putin and Hillary is that Putin wins the elections he rigs.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 17, 2018 10:24 AM (UBzPO)

Which of the two has had more people murdered?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 17, 2018 10:28 AM (IqOTP)

317 Couldn't get the FDR of The New Deal, Social Security, court packing, and internment camps to see that communism was the enemy? WEIRD.

You forgot getting the British and French to give up their colonies.

That turned out really well in so many places.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 10:28 AM (Boy/L)

318 Be sure to enclose a SASE with your request.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2018 10:28 AM (ctuyM)

And a will.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 10:29 AM (Zmczq)

319 Sooooo

Trolls, fakebook, and phishing the DNC revealing their own corruption?


Seriously?


Also Newt, who is the husband of the Vatican ambassador is tweeting to impress the Red Pope.

Super sick of the vague "interfere" and "meddle" language. Either name it or stfu.


Just sayin'

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 10:29 AM (nRWPy)

320 Here's a list of the New Deal 'homestead communities'


https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycnxrx8d

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2018 10:30 AM (8zttw)

321
Is the barrel big enough to contain that?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


It's bigger on the inside than on the outside.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 10:30 AM (IqV8l)

322 And in other news, I'm pleased to report that the RMBS sister and BIL finally have a newborn baby girl to foster towards adoption. As you might imagine, the RMBS Mom is thrilled.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2018 10:27 AM (p+Wdc)
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That's wonderful news! I'll pray that everything goes smoothly. "Uncle RMBS" has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 10:31 AM (JJZzu)

323 Good day, y'all, from the middle of 'Merica.

That watering technique - could have used a garden hose, or, better, a drip irrigation system - by hand-carried cans seems quite labor-intensive. Marx approves. Friedman not so much.

Posted by: mindful webworker - automated ineptitude at July 17, 2018 10:31 AM (U/u2R)

324 272. Of course. It's a retardis.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 10:18 AM (fA1SL)


Hah! Nice.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 17, 2018 10:31 AM (/qEW2)

325 Is the barrel big enough to contain that?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



It's bigger on the inside than on the outside.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2018 10:30 AM (IqV8l)


We have a Tardis?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2018 10:31 AM (9Om/r)

326 Willow snuck up on me and shoved me in. didnt shiv me first thank you ma'am...
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 10:28 AM (Zmczq)
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Of course she didn't. She wouldn't step in on my territory.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 10:31 AM (JJZzu)

327 Dagny, it also keeps vampires away. The smell of garlic dominates Korea.

Explains why I haven't been bothered by vampires. My husband is italian, so is attracted to garlic as an eau de perfume.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 10:32 AM (nRWPy)

328 326. Retardis.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 10:32 AM (fA1SL)

329 306 Just had my first bowl of kimchee. Excellent. Asked for mild. Got spicy. Tasted more like sauerkraut than anything I've had before.
Super good for you. Replaces and kills bad gut bacteria that craves sugar and carbs. Zero calories. I eat some before dinner every night.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 10:26 AM (nRWPy)



How spicy? Like Chile spicy? Or Chinese hot mustard spicy? i can do wasabi and hot mustard. Not Chile.. it hurts me later. But still carbs. And I'm eating only food that had parents.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 10:32 AM (Zmczq)

330 Last night in DC a Lexus SUV pulled into a neighborhood, 4 African American men in masks got out and started shooting.

A ten year old girl is dead, and several adults injured and hospitalized.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2018 10:28 AM (LtG+N)

So.....Monday?

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2018 10:32 AM (0+nbW)

331 Couldn't get the FDR of The New Deal, Social Security, court packing, and internment camps to see that communism was the enemy? WEIRD.
Posted by: ghost of kari
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Well, apparently you haven't been following Mr. Duranty's pieces in the New York Times!

Posted by: FDR at July 17, 2018 10:32 AM (8zttw)

332 Is Bob out of the barrel already? The was epic enough for an all day embarrelling.

Posted by: Muad'dib on the beach in NC at July 17, 2018 10:33 AM (G3Zoz)

333 Is the media "acting" hysterical--or do they really, really believe the shit they say about Trump?
My take is that if Trump answered the question about Russian election interference "correctly", they would still be acting hysterical--for having a private meeting with Putin, or for just having the summit at all.
They had the script already written, but it was like Mad Libs--they just had to fill in the blanks.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 10:33 AM (y8Foj)

334 Retardis.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 17, 2018 10:32 AM (fA1SL)


Nice.... a moron modified version.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2018 10:34 AM (9Om/r)

335
Kimchi
Replaces and kills bad gut bacteria that craves sugar and carbs. Zero calories.


*makes note in journal*
*reviews advertising copy for Activa Probiotic Yogurt*



Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2018 10:34 AM (roQNm)

336
That watering technique - could have used a garden hose, or, better, a drip irrigation system - by hand-carried cans seems quite labor-intensive. Marx approves. Friedman not so much.
Posted by: mindful webworker
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Because rubber hoses and pressurized water were common in the 1800's?

Posted by: FDR at July 17, 2018 10:34 AM (8zttw)

337 Of course she didn't. She wouldn't step in on my territory.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 10:31 AM (JJZzu)

Whew. Thought you had. een giving the ettes lessons. For like if they came upon a cannibal while walking in the woods. Or something.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 10:34 AM (Zmczq)

338 Muad'dib! How's the vacation going?

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2018 10:34 AM (JJZzu)

339 Last night in DC a Lexus SUV pulled into a neighborhood, 4 African American men in masks got out and started shooting. "

Thought that was an Infinity, and of course, the DC mayor started babbling about "illegal gunz"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 17, 2018 10:35 AM (7LY+6)

340 Republican Bob Hugin is very close in the polls in the Senate race with corruptocrat Bob Menendez in Blue Jersey.
I'm not optimistic that he'll eventually prevail, but if he does, it will be HUGE.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 10:36 AM (y8Foj)

341 Because rubber hoses and pressurized water were common in the 1800's?
Posted by: FDR at July 17, 2018 10:34 AM (8zttw)

___________________________________________

That gives me an idea. . .

Posted by: Monsiieur Le Douche at July 17, 2018 10:36 AM (ATVNj)

342 Because rubber hoses and pressurized water were common in the 1800's?"

No hoses, but the Romans had figured out irrigation some 2,000 years earlier...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 17, 2018 10:37 AM (7LY+6)

343 333 Is Bob out of the barrel already? The was epic enough for an all day embarrelling.

Posted by: Muad'dib on the beach in NC at July 17, 2018 10:33 AM (G3Zoz)



Someone hacked bile tooth. Into the barrel. pro tip... get a wetsuit for your phone.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 10:37 AM (Zmczq)

344 Hi bluebell! Great, thanks. Got up at 6 today, took a 4 mile beach walk, then came back and made French toast for 17. Total number of people that ate theirs with butter and salt instead of butter and syrup? Zero.

Posted by: Muad'dib on the beach in NC at July 17, 2018 10:37 AM (G3Zoz)

345 Bile tooth? Gees, wtf. Is wrong with me!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 10:37 AM (Zmczq)

346 Republican Bob Hugin is very close in the polls in the Senate race with corruptocrat Bob Menendez in Blue Jersey.
I'm not optimistic that he'll eventually prevail, but if he does, it will be HUGE.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2018 10:36 AM (y8Foj)

he has a chance. No missteps and mega money from the RNC and he might pull it off...even NJ has it's limits

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2018 10:37 AM (Lg2h/)

347 How spicy? Like Chile spicy? Or Chinese hot mustard spicy? i can do wasabi and hot mustard. Not Chile.. it hurts me later. But still carbs. And I'm eating only food that had parents.Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 10:32 AM (Zmczq)


It's cabbage, so 'good carbs' with a low glycemic index. Also, cabbage has special attributes, ie anthocyanins and folic acid necessary on a paleo or low carb diet. Also replaces the bad gut bacteria eradicated in a low or no carb diet. It does have chili spice. So you might want to enjoy saurkraut or pickles instead. Or kombucha.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 10:37 AM (nRWPy)

348 You know what that garden needs?

20 pound bags of human waste for fertilizer, and I can get you a special price.

Posted by: San Francisco at July 17, 2018 10:38 AM (ATVNj)

349 Bile tooth is delicacy in Japan.


Belly good.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2018 10:38 AM (+lOpA)

350 Lately I've been making my own kimchi... its surprisingly easy and only takes a few days to get good n' stanky. I like to add daikon radish, onion, and carrot to the mix.

It helps to have a Korean grocer nearby.

Posted by: weew at July 17, 2018 10:38 AM (EaEMG)

351 Sooooo

Trolls, fakebook, and phishing the DNC revealing their own corruption?


Seriously?


Also Newt, who is the husband of the Vatican ambassador is tweeting to impress the Red Pope.

Super sick of the vague "interfere" and "meddle" language. Either name it or stfu.


Just sayin'


Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2018 10:29 AM (nRWPy)


I will grant the Dems are good at this sort of thing. Trump hacked the election. Everyone "knows" this. And the Dems know most idiot voters won't look any deeper than that. Likewise, Trump is the worst womanizer that ever lived. Certainly the worst to ever appear in Washington.


How do we know?


He said "grab her pu**y." That's how.


Nobody has to do any thinking beyond that. So give the Dems credit. They have nothing else going for them, but the smears are effective enough that they probably won't get slaughtered this November.


Probably.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2018 10:38 AM (9chmE)

352 Posted by: Monsiieur Le Douche at July 17, 2018 10:36 AM (ATVNj)



Heh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 17, 2018 10:38 AM (Zmczq)

353 Bile tooth

Wormtongue's even shittier little brother.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2018 10:38 AM (Boy/L)

354 You know what that garden needs?

20 pound bags of human waste for fertilizer, and I can get you a special price.

Posted by: San Francisco


I didn't know your city council was for sale (for that purpose)...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 17, 2018 10:39 AM (AM1GF)

355 295 Exactly what did Russia do to "interfere" an