Blow-Off Thread: Are These Something?

A sequel to a reboot and a revisionist retelling.

BTW, Grace Randolph is claiming that Aquaman is awesome but 1, she's been saying that for months, 2, she thinks the VFX are amazing and I think they look fake as heck, and 3, she's such a DC fangirl it's hard to take her word on this point.

But she's claiming the DCEU has successfully righted itself, and she's further claiming that Aquaman is better than Wonder Woman, partly because Aquaman's Act III works and Wonder Woman's Act III was a disappointing CGI mess.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:56 PM




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1 They may be something.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 07:54 PM (ffYR/)

2 1st!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 11, 2018 07:54 PM (JMJoW)

3
brb after I watch the content.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2018 07:54 PM (oGNNA)

4 Crap. Damn phone.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 11, 2018 07:54 PM (JMJoW)

5 aquaman actor is easy on the eyes...

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 07:55 PM (BJlbN)

6 Is Grace Randolph the one who looks attractive, but has the voice from the mouth of Hell?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:56 PM (6o8TS)

7 I am too busy reading content here to watch trailers!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 11, 2018 07:57 PM (f3oO4)

8 Wrong! women will love Aquaman because Jason Momamama

Posted by: Zombie John McLaughlin at December 11, 2018 07:57 PM (Izzlo)

9
Godzilla doesn't look one bit scary.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2018 07:58 PM (oGNNA)

10
I haven't set foot in a theater in 20+ years. Do movies still have things like plots and acting, or is it all CGI and explosions now?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2018 07:58 PM (LsBY9)

11

meh

Posted by: Clam Man at December 11, 2018 07:58 PM (UdKB7)

12 Does Godzilla mutate because of Climate Chaos in this one?

Posted by: Hollywood exec in between mummification sessions at December 11, 2018 07:58 PM (CcmX6)

13 I admit it, I am a sucker for all the Godzilla movies. Especially the over-dubbed Japanese ones. But then I still enjoy debating whether Sasquatch could really exist as well. With myself. That's just who I am....

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 07:58 PM (2sCft)

14 9
Godzilla doesn't look one bit scary.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2018 07:58 PM (oGNNA)

Setting aside the global warming stuff, with the sound off, you could almost think it is a throw back monster movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:59 PM (6o8TS)

15 Godzilla was better with a small Japanese man in a rubber suit going all stompy in a miniature city.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2018 07:59 PM (M/hAK)

16 I'm hopeful that DC figured out to quit trying to make every character dark and brooding like Batman.

Posted by: CA Token at December 11, 2018 07:59 PM (pJpns)

17 Ahoy! In related news, Jen Rubin will be playing cowbell on the Lido Deck next Thursday for an Alan Parsons Project cover band. See you there!

Posted by: William Kristol, Editor-At-Large at December 11, 2018 07:59 PM (Z9C5C)

18 Trailers for sale or rent.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2018 07:59 PM (aKsyK)

19 I think the last time I was in a theater was to see Harley Quinn's ass in 3D on the big screen.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 07:59 PM (jGvbj)

20 11

meh
Posted by: Clam Man at December 11, 2018 07:58 PM (UdKB7)

I remember him - he was the leader of the Cu Clux Clam

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 08:00 PM (Izzlo)

21 Aquaman. Or that dude from Game of Thrones. Same thing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2018 08:00 PM (M/hAK)

22
I don't like scary movies.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 08:00 PM (hrcfq)

23 18 Trailers for sale or rent.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2018 07:59 PM (aKsyK)

King of the Road!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 08:00 PM (6o8TS)

24 19 I think the last time I was in a theater was to see Harley Quinn's ass in 3D on the big screen.
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 07:59 PM (jGvbj)

I think the last one I saw was Doctor Strange.

*beat*

The difference in our choices leads me to question my priorities.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 08:01 PM (6o8TS)

25 19 I think the last time I was in a theater was to see Harley Quinn's ass in 3D on the big screen.
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 07:59 PM (jGvbj)

She was even more spectacular in Wolf of Wallstreet and/or that Will Smith pickpocket movie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2018 08:01 PM (M/hAK)

26 12 Does Godzilla mutate because of Climate Chaos in this one?

Posted by: Hollywood exec in between mummification sessions at December 11, 2018 07:58 PM (CcmX6)

The Fukushima disaster served up a perfect excuse on a silver platter. They'd be stupid not to use that one.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 11, 2018 08:01 PM (R9+0K)

27 Pretty great...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M_YtSJGsiX8

PDJT owned that corrupt pos.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 11, 2018 08:02 PM (PUmDY)

28 Godzilla was better with a small Japanese man in a rubber suit going all stompy in a miniature city.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2018 07:59 PM (M/hAK)

++++
Our very own AlextheChick will reprise the role in the reboot.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 08:02 PM (2sCft)

29
wrong wrong wrong. I don't like anything about Aquaman.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2018 08:02 PM (oGNNA)

30 I don't care for that blonde actress in the Brightburn trailer. She gives off this creepy vibe even when she's not trying to be creepy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2018 08:02 PM (H5knJ)

31 At least it's not a blood clot.

Posted by: bluebell at December 11, 2018 08:02 PM (U5tDi)

32 Attention rifftrax fans - rifftrax.com is having a Christmas DVD sale. Christmas DVDs are $5, with free shipping, and you get a free Plan 9 DVD as well.

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 08:02 PM (Izzlo)

33 Our very own AlextheChick will reprise the role in the reboot.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 08:02 PM (2sCft)

You have heard of miniatures? These are microscopictures.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 08:03 PM (6o8TS)

34
Our very own AlextheChick will reprise the role in the reboot.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 08:02 PM (2sCft)


I don't know this man, for the record. In case she's reading.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2018 08:03 PM (M/hAK)

35 Japanese Gozirra is no match for our new Years Dragon..

Posted by: some chinaman at December 11, 2018 08:03 PM (ICWiF)

36 hubby is watching a Chinese Netflix movie - the Red Sea

Chinese soldiers fighting terrorists in Morocco

splodey, and blown up body parts everywhere

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 08:03 PM (BJlbN)

37 Willowed:

We just bought a new TV, and I was flipping through the stations ... because ... and came across several that show old TV shows and movies.

I was struck by how much better they are than any of the garbage shown on the "current" channels. No explosions, no car chases, none of the intellectual pablum that Hollywood excretes routinely now, preferring instead to make 17 shitty remakes of classic shows and movies "updated" by inclusion of faggots and SJW types as the lead characters.

The old shows and movies actually have plots, no profanity (of course), and convey an uplifting moral message. I'd not fully realized how badly pop culture had degenerated.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2018 08:03 PM (VNsf1)

38
I hope Jason Momoa makes a lot of money because I liked the character he played in Stargate Atlantis.

Don't care about Aquaman.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 08:03 PM (hrcfq)

39 So Brightburn is basically just Red Son?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 08:03 PM (zt1Ym)

40 I've got a free 24 hour pet video channel on my Roku that's more entertaining than anything else I've seen in a long time.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 08:04 PM (UdKB7)

41 godzilla never scared me. meryl streep does though.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 08:04 PM (KP5rU)

42 24 19 I think the last time I was in a theater was to see Harley Quinn's ass in 3D on the big screen.
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 07:59 PM (jGvbj)

I think the last one I saw was Doctor Strange.

*beat*

The difference in our choices leads me to question my priorities.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 08:01 PM (6o8TS)

Margot Robbie's ass or Tilda Swinton's shaved head? Yeah, that's a conundrum alright

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 08:04 PM (Izzlo)

43 I don't know this man, for the record. In case she's reading.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2018 08:03 PM (M/hAK)


Never heard of him!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 11, 2018 08:04 PM (f3oO4)

44 Is the second one meant to be the Superman origin story as a creepy-kid flick? I'm not very good at this.

If so, I like the idea. It's like that 'restate a plot in one sentence' game.

If not... well, then that was a trick question. Good job for being clever enough to puzzle out my cunning ruse. *adjusts monocle, blows bubbles from plastic pipe*

Posted by: hogmartin at December 11, 2018 08:04 PM (t+qrx)

45 "What if Superman was evil" has only been written about 1,000 times already but hey, totes original.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 08:04 PM (zt1Ym)

46 and you get a free Plan 9 DVD as well.
Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 08:02 PM (Izzlo)

+++++
You had me at Plan 9!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 08:05 PM (2sCft)

47 The old shows and movies actually have plots, no profanity (of course), and convey an uplifting moral message. I'd not fully realized how badly pop culture had degenerated.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2018 08:03 PM (VNsf1)

Who knew showing decent acting humans might be a winner?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 08:05 PM (6o8TS)

48 I know nothing about this subject.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 08:05 PM (oSQM4)

49 The biggest surprise in the DCEU for me was that Ben Afflek as Batman was maybe the only strong point of the otherwise mess that was Batman vs Superman. Justice League wasn't as bad, but having to make the revival of Superman a major plot point just gave the plot needless drag.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 11, 2018 08:05 PM (B623R)

50 I've got a free 24 hour pet video channel on my Roku that's more entertaining than anything else I've seen in a long time.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 08:04 PM (UdKB7)


Dude, don't leave us hanging out there without a link!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 11, 2018 08:06 PM (f3oO4)

51 Speaking of having trouble fitting in at school, a tragic story out of Alabama. A nine year old black girl commits suicide because of racist bullying. It doesn't really say but I get the impression she was bullied by other blacks because she was acting white.

https://bit.ly/2Ldhmqd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 08:06 PM (+y/Ru)

52
Setting aside the global warming stuff, with the sound off, you could almost think it is a throw back monster movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:59 PM (6o8TS

=====

And monsters CAN be scary if done right. Aliens, War of the Worlds (the Tom Cruise version, it was scary!), A Quiet Place, and some movie whose name I've forgotten about ETs landing in Los Angeles and the military fighting them off.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2018 08:06 PM (oGNNA)

53 I've heard of Godzilla, but what the heck is Brightburn?

Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2018 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

54 I'm Batman

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 08:06 PM (/tuJf)

55 I've heard of Godzilla, but what the heck is Brightburn?
Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2018 08:06 PM (sdi6R)


$10, same as in town?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 11, 2018 08:06 PM (t+qrx)

56 Margot Robbie's ass or Tilda Swinton's shaved head? Yeah, that's a conundrum alright
Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 08:04 PM (Izzlo)

+++++
We accept all types of Morons with all manner of tastes here....

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 08:06 PM (2sCft)

57
Superman as a horror movie? Bold and interesting.

Posted by: ArthurK at December 11, 2018 08:07 PM (uzF65)

58 I could have watched a free sneak preview of "Once Upon a Deadpool" tonight, but the cost of taking the train to downtown Philly & back was about the same as catching it at AMC theaters on Tuesday $5 ticket & $5 popcorn & soda night

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 08:08 PM (Izzlo)

59 JackStraw, Elvis ain't gonna like that Robin costume.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 08:08 PM (oSQM4)

60 We accept all types of Morons with all manner of tastes here....
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 08:06 PM (2sCft)

Rachel McAddams is not bad, but the eye candy was a bit lacking in the movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 08:08 PM (6o8TS)

61 Christian Bale or Michael Keaton.

Either is correct. But I like Keaton.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2018 08:08 PM (M/hAK)

62 The Pet Collective is on PlutoTV on my Roku. I guess you can watch it on a PC too at their web site.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 08:08 PM (UdKB7)

63 Let them fight.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 08:08 PM (NWiLs)

64 I left out, "no CGI." Of course.

And then there's Guevara's principle, viz., that any movie in 3D is absolutely guaranteed to suck donkey balls, since the producers chose to spend money on technical fluff instead of talented writers and a tight narrative.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2018 08:08 PM (VNsf1)

65 I'm Batman
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 08:06 PM (/tuJf)
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I thought you were Thor.

Posted by: Nefertiti at December 11, 2018 08:08 PM (U5tDi)

66 Godzilla is just an offensive tribute to the Patriarchy.

Posted by: Mothra at December 11, 2018 08:08 PM (6eEQ+)

67 I think the main reason Randolph is over the moon for Aquaman is because she'd like to play tonsil hockey Jason Mornou.
Cannot stand to look at CGI movies any longer.
I mean even the piece of shit remake of Murder on the Orient Express, which could have been done practically was saturated with CGI bullshit.

Today they would probably make Amadeus or Gosford Park using CGI.

Blehh!

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 08:08 PM (qxq6t)

68 I always thought that the premise of Superman is that if he hadn't been raised by the Kents (flyover hicks) he would have grown up to be a monster

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 08:09 PM (BJlbN)

69 61 Christian Bale or Michael Keaton.

Either is correct. But I like Keaton.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2018 08:08 PM (M/hAK)

I pretty much uniformly liked the Nolan Batmans. The first is probably the weakest, but the third grows on you over time. Anne Hathaway's behind is worth the price of admission all on it's own.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 08:09 PM (6o8TS)

70 Two more movies I will not see. Looks like part of a trend since 1993.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2018 08:09 PM (hyuyC)

71 Are the making Superman as a horror film? Is that what the trailer for Brightburn is about?

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 08:10 PM (786Ro)

72 Screen Gems is still a thing?

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 11, 2018 08:10 PM (xPl2J)

73 >>JackStraw, Elvis ain't gonna like that Robin costume.

He does make a good sidekick though.


>>I thought you were Thor.

That's my given name.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 08:10 PM (/tuJf)

74 pluto tv has all kinds of good stuff. all free.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 08:10 PM (KP5rU)

75 Aquaman sucks!

Posted by: Raj Koothrappali at December 11, 2018 08:10 PM (Evws/)

76 I.guess "Superman but he's basically Damien from The Omen" is kind of a new twist. Evil Superman is played out to death but he's usually an adult in those.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 08:10 PM (zt1Ym)

77 Just now there was a dog and a dinosaur on a snow sled wiping out. I'm telling ya this stuff is gold!

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 08:10 PM (UdKB7)

78 51 Speaking of having trouble fitting in at school, a tragic story out of Alabama. A nine year old black girl commits suicide because of racist bullying. It doesn't really say but I get the impression she was bullied by other blacks because she was acting white.

https://bit.ly/2Ldhmqd
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 08:06 PM (+y/Ru)


You KNOW that that's the case, otherwise it would be on the front page of the NYT in a font reserved for declarations of war, and it would be all the alphabet networks 24/7.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2018 08:10 PM (VNsf1)

79 Anne Hathaway's behind is worth the price of admission all on it's own.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 08:09 PM (6o8TS)

Truth. If you're going to own leather pants, you better do some squats first.

Right Ace?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2018 08:10 PM (M/hAK)

80 Meh, they both need more jump scares.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 11, 2018 08:10 PM (4thlk)

81
The old shows and movies actually have plots, no profanity (of course), and convey an uplifting moral message. I'd not fully realized how badly pop culture had degenerated.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


My TV is usually on MeTV, AntennaTV, TCM or the Encore (Starz now, I guess) Westerns channel for those very reasons.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2018 08:11 PM (aKsyK)

82 Scratch, SCRATCH, Roar!

Posted by: Imperial Raptors at December 11, 2018 08:11 PM (Fzrq/)

83 I have a friend who bears a striking resemblance to Margot Robbie, but is a brunette. Yeah, she's taken.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 08:11 PM (2sCft)

84 51 Speaking of having trouble fitting in at school, a tragic story out of Alabama. A nine year old black girl commits suicide because of racist bullying. It doesn't really say but I get the impression she was bullied by other blacks because she was acting white.

https://bit.ly/2Ldhmqd
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 08:06 PM (+y/Ru)


Unfortunately, natural selection works both ways.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2018 08:11 PM (VNsf1)

85
Today they would probably make Amadeus or Gosford Park using CGI.

"My Dinner with André: 3D"

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2018 08:11 PM (KCxzN)

86 I always thought that the premise of Superman is
that if he hadn't been raised by the Kents (flyover hicks) he would have
grown up to be a monster

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 08:09 PM (BJlbN)

That's definitely a part of Son Goku's origin story in Dragonball.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 11, 2018 08:11 PM (B623R)

87 Is there a godzilla drinking game?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 08:11 PM (JFO2v)

88 Superman as a horror movie? Bold and interesting.
Posted by: ArthurK at December 11, 2018 08:07 PM (uzF65)



I was wondering if that's what that was.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 08:11 PM (NLLmE)

89 I'm boycotting Aquaman until they come out with Aqua-Fluid, or at least, AquxWomxn!

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 08:11 PM (WqPYg)

90 Kaiju are "just the tip"?

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 08:12 PM (786Ro)

91 83 I have a friend who bears a striking resemblance to Margot Robbie, but is a brunette. Yeah, she's taken.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 08:11 PM (2sCft)

Pics of it didn't happen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2018 08:12 PM (M/hAK)

92
You KNOW that that's the case, otherwise it would be on the front page of the NYT in a font reserved for declarations of war, and it would be all the alphabet networks 24/7.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


And the newsboy would be on the corner shouting "EXTRA!!"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2018 08:12 PM (aKsyK)

93 Today they would probably make Amadeus or Gosford Park using CGI.

With Michael Bay directing.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 08:12 PM (NWiLs)

94 I'm boycotting Aquaman until they come out with Aqua-Fluid, or at least, AquxWomxn!
Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 08:11 PM (WqPYg)


They already made a Little Mermaid movie. It was awesome. There was a singing crab in it.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 11, 2018 08:12 PM (t+qrx)

95 And speaking of trailers, this is a video game trailer. I have no idea what it's about but it looks great.

https://youtu.be/k_-oix5BOb0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 08:13 PM (+y/Ru)

96 Aquaman? That pissboy ain't right.

Posted by: Neptune at December 11, 2018 08:13 PM (UdKB7)

97 Anna Puma is going to come in here and whip all your asses straight.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 08:13 PM (oSQM4)

98 Anne Hathaway's behind is worth the price of admission all on it's own.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 08:09 PM (6o8TS)
++++
I know she's got an odd face, but I second this emotion.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 08:13 PM (2sCft)

99 With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 11, 2018 08:13 PM (xPl2J)

100 Votermom: One of the best Superman stories ever, IMO, is called Red Son. It's "what if Kal El landed in Soviet Russia and was raised by Russian peasants."

He still has a good heart and a humble upbringing but he's used as Soviet propaganda and he basically tries to rule the world and create global socialism with a benevolent but iron fist.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 08:13 PM (zt1Ym)

101 Amadeus truly suffered for the lack of explosions.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 08:13 PM (NWiLs)

102 There's a reason why my favorite film of the last twenty years was The Artist which was black and white silent film.

The payoff of hearing the protagonists voice in the last scene is worth the price of admission alone.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 08:13 PM (qxq6t)

103 Key Godzilla question: Will he chase Eric Bloom on a Harley?

Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2018 08:14 PM (FhXTo)

104
You KNOW that that's the case, otherwise it would be
on the front page of the NYT in a font reserved for declarations of
war, and it would be all the alphabet networks 24/7.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2018 08:10 PM (VNsf1

=====

'You think you're white because you ride w/ that white boy': Bullied
black Alabama girl, 9, commits suicide after classmates taunted her for
having white friend told her to 'kill yourself'. They called her
'black b**ch' told her to 'just die' for her friendship.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2018 08:14 PM (oGNNA)

105 95 And speaking of trailers, this is a video game trailer. I have no idea what it's about but it looks great.

https://youtu.be/k_-oix5BOb0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 08:13 PM (+y/Ru)

Kind of gives me a futuristic Dead Island vibe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 08:14 PM (6o8TS)

106 10
I haven't set foot in a theater in 20+ years. Do movies still have things like plots and acting, or is it all CGI and explosions now?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2018 07:58 PM (LsBY9)

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I stopped going because I didn't want to -- despite having paid good money -- sit through M and M commercials -- and three or four 10-minute movie trailers that pretty much gave away those entire upcoming movies. It's just a happy coincidence that the movies themselves also started to suck wildly at time ...

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 08:15 PM (WqPYg)

107 I envision Mozart as more of a ....vampire hunter.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 08:15 PM (NLLmE)

108 you know the funny thing about feminism is that it defines itself entirely by how it differentiates itself from the "patriarchy", without it there is not feminism.

feminists would be much happier if the spent less time feministing and more time sucking dicks.

you should not even be allowed to be be a feminist until you have given at least 100 blowjobs and had one surprise anal that made you giggle. same with lesbians.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 11, 2018 08:15 PM (MTjB1)

109 My TV is usually on MeTV, AntennaTV, TCM or the Encore (Starz now, I guess) Westerns channel for those very reasons.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2018 08:11 PM (aKsyK)


Right now I'm watching "Last Train from Gun Hill" (on Grit TV), not actually intending to, but drawn in while channel-surfing on the new toy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2018 08:15 PM (VNsf1)

110 Good thing Black people can't be racist or we'd have a problem here. - The MSM

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2018 08:15 PM (M/hAK)

111 I thought you were Thor. That's my given name.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 08:10 PM (/tuJf)

I thought it was Nancy.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 11, 2018 08:15 PM (07mXI)

112 Godzilla II: Poorly Lit Boogaloo

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 08:16 PM (786Ro)

113 Mugiwara: Goku's origin is that he would have been evil but a massive head wound made him a loveable retard.

And then he killed his adoptive grandpa by accident

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 08:16 PM (zt1Ym)

114 So KTY'S charter school buses to/from different districts; one of which is basically ghettourban

apparently a couple of girls from the school got jumped by a girl gang when they got off their bus at their neighborhood

they're ok; just jarring to hear about

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 08:16 PM (BJlbN)

Asked What Actual Conservative Policies She Supports, The Washington Post's Fake Conservative Jen Rubin Runs Away

She was speaking at a, get this, "libertarian" event run by a group called the Niskasen Center.

Hmmm... again, that sounds familiar.

Let's check in with Julie Kelly of American Greatness again to see if the Niskanen Center shows up in her list of people and organizations funded by Pierre Omidyar.

Pierre Omidyar is the "wealthy benefactor" and socialist plutocrat behind the Sovieteshly named "Democracy Fund."

In 2017 alone, Democracy Fund spent more than $47 million to bankroll dozens of organizations, including several that support anti-Trump Republicans. (Kudos to Democracy Fund for its transparency. Figures only are available through 2017.)

Here are a few:

...

The Niskanen Center touts itself as a "center right" think tank, with numerous self-styled libertarians (or former libertarians, anyway) on its staff. But its policy agenda is indistinguishable from that of the Democratic National Committee. Niskanen pushes climate change policies, including a carbon tax, loose immigration rules, and universal health care coverage. It has been criticized for its climate advocacy and it's funded by other left-leaning foundations.


So now let's check in with the Washington Post's dishonestly-bylined "conservative commentator."

Rubin, who has been criticized by a number of conservatives for not actually espousing conservative ideas and principles, spoke on a panel sponsored by the Niskanen Center in Washington DC about how those on the Right have "wildly exaggerated" the problems with U.S. immigration. She also said the Republican Party exhibits a "blind spot towards race, "and that it "needs a new base" after it was infiltrated by Dixiecrats with the rise of Donald Trump. Rubin was joined by Bill Kristol and Peter Wehner, who agreed the right has been corrupted by Trump primarily because of the fringe racists who became mainstream within the GOP.

What a shock.

...

After the panel discussion had ended, I asked Rubin if she still considers herself to be conservative, to which she replied: "Yes, but I think the rest of the party has gone insane."

When I tried to ask her what conservative principles she holds, she said that she "had to run" and turned away from me to continue walking down the aisle to greet other attendees.

Bre Payton lists all the positions upon which this Resolute Conservative has completely reversed itself in order to put herself in more perfect opposition to Trump.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:08 PM




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1 She seems nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:07 PM (6o8TS)

2 Ha!! Google search for "idiot"!!

Posted by: The Mutilator at December 11, 2018 07:08 PM (bFOlv)

3 Looked her up, she is not who I thought she was.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:08 PM (6o8TS)

4 Sock off!

Posted by: Tariff Pikachu at December 11, 2018 07:09 PM (bFOlv)

5 Ironic this gets posted the same day as a discussion on how Stormy can earn money to pay back Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 11, 2018 07:09 PM (2xR5z)

6 Well, a conservative value is that Pierre Omidyar should be able to spend his money however he wants.
Stupid Wingnuts

Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 11, 2018 07:09 PM (vCA4F)

7 Conservatives have a Party?

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 11, 2018 07:10 PM (RuIsu)

8 I always imagine that these ladies look like a mixture of SE Cupp and Kat Timph(sp?), Jennifer Rubin is disappointing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:10 PM (6o8TS)

9 Jennifer Rubin is as conservative as Paul Ryan, who also ran away.

Queer.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 07:10 PM (qxq6t)

10 So Jen Rubin looks like Bea Arthur?

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 11, 2018 07:11 PM (RuIsu)

11 7 Conservatives have a Party?
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 11, 2018 07:10 PM (RuIsu)

Welcome to it, pal!

Posted by: John Mclain at December 11, 2018 07:11 PM (6o8TS)

12 Ripped my radio guys this morning for even mentioning Rubin and conservative in the same sentence.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 07:11 PM (oSQM4)

13 If the NeverTrumpers are "cucks", what does that make the NeverTrumpettes such as Rubin?

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 07:11 PM (786Ro)

14 it ain't just her looks that's disappointing

Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 11, 2018 07:11 PM (vCA4F)

15 Better question for Jen would be what differentiates her from Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 07:11 PM (/tuJf)

16 Top 20!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 11, 2018 07:12 PM (JMJoW)

17 15. about 3 bra sizes

Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 11, 2018 07:12 PM (vCA4F)

18 Dem little corn-kernel teefs.

True story: I was doing a Photoshop that included Jen Rubin and several other cucks and their bulls. Nothing fancy, just a slapped together joke that should've taken 30mins. It took 45 because I HAD to pretty up Jen first - I couldn't look at her face closely without help.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 07:13 PM (saj0X)

19 whatever happened to Fred Barnes?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 07:13 PM (d7Ww2)

20 What specifically conservative principles does Fatboy Kristol support?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:14 PM (zJmMh)

21 Fortunately for Mz. Rubin, she was granted dispensation from His Majesty Barack the First so that anything she does is, by definition, True Conservatism.

This follows from the Democratic Party's ability to define, and redefine as needed, all words, concepts or axioms used in public discourse.

Posted by: JB1000 at December 11, 2018 07:14 PM (aZ9CV)

22 The old school way to end this ongoing crap from Rubin is simple.


Warm tar poured over her nekkit body, lots of old down pillows emptied on top of the tar.


Send her out in the middle of the road and call the TV reporters.


Repeat.

Although in France, after WWII, they just threw them out on the sidewalk and shaved their heads.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2018 07:14 PM (UsCnO)

23 Nice how what was perfectly ordinary Americanism 20 years ago has been redefined as racist extremism.

Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2018 07:14 PM (sdi6R)

24 19 whatever happened to Fred Barnes?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 07:13 PM (d7Ww2)

Not mort, just seems to have fallen off the face of the earth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:15 PM (6o8TS)

25 Jackstraw, a pole?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 07:15 PM (oSQM4)

26 Better question for Jen would be what differentiates her from Stormy Daniels.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 07:11 PM (/tuJf)



Rubin will sell out her principles and give you change back from your dollar. A fiver and she'll throw in a blowjob.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 07:15 PM (Mouru)

27 I always imagine that these ladies look like a mixture of SE Cupp and Kat Timph(sp?), Jennifer Rubin is disappointing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:10 PM (6o8TS)


There's a picture of her floating around, with her mouth in the shape of an O.

For some small fraction of $4.7K, with that look she would be attractive for a relatively short period of time.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2018 07:15 PM (cY3LT)

28 never heard of her until i started coming here. i'm not one of them "city" boys. also, uninformed, i guess. oh well. not missing anything, i guess.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:16 PM (KP5rU)

29 She's a performer playing a character.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 07:16 PM (jGvbj)

30 "She also said the Republican Party exhibits a "blind spot towards race, "and that it "needs a new base" after it was infiltrated by Dixiecrats with the rise of Donald Trump. Rubin was joined by Bill Kristol and Peter Wehner, who agreed the right has been corrupted by Trump primarily because of the fringe racists who became mainstream within the GOP."

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Wait just a minute. I have been reliably informed that the Dixiecrats did their thing in the 1960s. Who knew it was just 2 years ago?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 07:16 PM (ffYR/)

31 Better question for Jen would be what differentiates her from Stormy Daniels.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 07:11 PM (/tuJf)


Rubin will sell out her principles and give you change back from your dollar. A fiver and she'll throw in a blowjob.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 07:15 PM (Mouru)


Yes, it's essentially how many separate"visits" you can get for your $4.7K.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2018 07:16 PM (cY3LT)

32 Who are these fringe racists who are now in the mainstream of the Republican Party? They must have names? What are they?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:16 PM (zJmMh)

33 Wait just a minute. I have been reliably informed that the Dixiecrats did their thing in the 1960s. Who knew it was just 2 years ago?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 07:16 PM (ffYR/)

Dixiecrats were wandering in the wilderness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:17 PM (6o8TS)

34 I always bing Jen Rubin because I always forget what she looks like. Figured it out:

Clinton Collins Jr.

Now I can stop binging.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 11, 2018 07:17 PM (xPJvm)

35 Are Dixiecrats still a thing??

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 07:17 PM (NFEMn)

36 32 Who are these fringe racists who are now in the mainstream of the Republican Party? They must have names? What are they?
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:16 PM (zJmMh)

You and me, man. You and me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:17 PM (6o8TS)

37 No offense but aren't the Dixiecrats, how to put this, all dead?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 11, 2018 07:17 PM (GbPPJ)

38 PDT didn't corrupt me, I came this way.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 07:18 PM (oSQM4)

39 @30
Wait just a minute. I have been reliably informed that the Dixiecrats did their thing in the 1960s. Who knew it was just 2 years ago?
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And who knew that a New York real estate developer was a Dixiecrat?

Posted by: junior at December 11, 2018 07:18 PM (Fp6vo)

40 37 No offense but aren't the Dixiecrats, how to put this, all dead?
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 11, 2018 07:17 PM (GbPPJ)



They totally sabotaged their careers.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:18 PM (NLLmE)

41
Wait just a minute. I have been reliably informed that the Dixiecrats did their thing in the 1960s. Who knew it was just 2 years ago?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 07:16 PM (ffYR/)

The Dixiecrats did their thing in 1948

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 07:19 PM (NFEMn)

42 @39 And who knew that a New York Yankee real estate developer was a Dixiecrat?
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Actually, this is more along the lines of what I meant.

Posted by: junior at December 11, 2018 07:19 PM (Fp6vo)

43 Hmmmmmm

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 07:19 PM (/tuJf)

44 Are Dixiecrats still a thing??
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 07:17 PM (NFEMn)

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They never were a thing. It was the Dems excuse to get out of the blame of being the party that opposed Civil Rights legislation.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 07:20 PM (ffYR/)

45 When I was a child I liked Dixie Cups. Was that racist?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:20 PM (zJmMh)

46 The Dixiecrats did their thing in 1948
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 07:19 PM (NFEMn)



Okay, Nazis then. Satisfied?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 07:20 PM (Mouru)

47 They think they can get away with the libel because Strom Thurmond switched parties.....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 07:20 PM (NFEMn)

48 "Conservative Principles? You mean, like, redneck high school administrators?" -- Jen-Fluid Rubin

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:20 PM (WqPYg)

49 Nikasen? Do I have to stop eating ramen now?

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 07:21 PM (Izzlo)

50 Now hear this. Jen Rubin now performing that adorable trick with the ping pong balls on the Lido Deck.

Ahoy!

Posted by: Rear Admiral Bill Kristol at December 11, 2018 07:21 PM (dZe7J)

51 When I was a child I liked Dixie Cups. Was that racist?
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:20 PM (zJmMh)

Only when they mixed chocolate and vanilla--then there was a problem....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 07:21 PM (NFEMn)

52 Is this Rubin concerned about the blatant racism in the Democrat Party?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:21 PM (zJmMh)

53 Washington Post Columnist Jennifer Rubin Runs Away When Asked How She's 'Conservative'

DECEMBER 11, 2018 By Bre Payton

The Washington Post's Jennifer Rubin had just finished speaking on a panel about the "Lessons Learned" from the 2016 election Tuesday morning when this reporter joined the line of well-wishers who were handing her business cards and asking for coffee dates.



I can't even.

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 07:21 PM (786Ro)

54 I kind of like the new yellow vest style of uniform in Paris, but I think we should have our own color don't you? I'm thinking maybe orange...

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 07:21 PM (ICWiF)

55 If Steven Tyler died ten years ago and had been preserved in a peat bog, he'd look as fresh as Jen Rubin looks today.

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 07:22 PM (Z9C5C)

56 socialist plutocrat behind the Sovieteshly named "Democracy Fund."
Whatever do you mean, comrade??

Posted by: The German Democratic Republic at December 11, 2018 07:22 PM (Evws/)

57 Jen Rubin's house must reek of cat piss, mildew and horrendous BO.

For starters.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2018 07:22 PM (y7DUB)

58 Dixiecrats.

You know.

From the same Southern states like Mississippi that didn't elect Republican governors until the 90s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 11, 2018 07:23 PM (0NAbP)

59 Or is Niskasen the ones who make that stupid Juke crossover?

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 07:23 PM (Izzlo)

60 Would not hit.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:23 PM (NLLmE)

61 he Washington Post's Jennifer Rubin had just finished speaking on a panel about the "Lessons Learned" from the 2016 election Tuesday morning when this reporter joined the line of well-wishers who were handing her business cards and asking for coffee dates.


I can't even.
Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 07:21 PM (786Ro)

There isn't enough coffee in this world.....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 07:23 PM (NFEMn)

62 The Human Fund > The Democracy Fund

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (786Ro)

63 Asked What Actual Conservative Policies She Supports, The Washington Post's Fake Conservative Jen Rubin Runs Away



In Jens defense running away has been the standard GOP policy for a long time.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (TAmPV)

64 Horrendous BO.

Great rapper name.

Ho Rendusss BO in da house!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (xPJvm)

65 54 I kind of like the new yellow vest style of uniform in Paris, but I think we should have our own color don't you? I'm thinking maybe orange...
Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 07:21 PM (ICWiF)


I remember when Day-Glo Orange was the standard for high visibility clothing and signage. It seems like everyone switched to the yellow-green color overnight.

Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

66 Jen Rubin has become one of my beach friends.

Posted by: Little Lupe at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (Tyii7)

67 OT/

Today outside the Whitehouse when Pelosi and Schumer were giving their statements after meeting today I noticed a press photographer taking shots while wearing a 'Canada Goose' coat. Those coats run anywhere between $750-1200. I smirked as that hardly comports with the reputation of a "working class" reporter.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (Xqo6t)

68 Niskasen

Sounds Finn.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:25 PM (lwiT4)

69 55 If Steven Tyler died ten years ago and had been preserved in a peat bog, he'd look as fresh as Jen Rubin looks today.
Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 07:22 PM (Z9C5C)



She does resemble Steven Tyler's death mask.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:25 PM (NLLmE)

70
Jen Rubin's house must reek of cat piss, mildew and horrendous BO.

For starters.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2018 07:22 PM


our host coined a phrase long ago that is applicable here:

"...the genetic stench of human desperation..."

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2018 07:25 PM (KCxzN)

71 I remember when Day-Glo Orange was the standard for high visibility clothing and signage. It seems like everyone switched to the yellow-green color overnight.
Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

Strangely, traffic cones are still orange.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 07:25 PM (NFEMn)

72 Jen Rubin lives like one of Charlie's Angels:

Riiiiinnngg. "Hello, Jen, its Pierre. Smear on some really bright red old lady lipstick all over your the lower part of your face and hustle your bony ass over to the Niskansen Center. You're giving a talk on deplatforming Trump supporters and why its a conservative value. Throw in some shit at the end about why gun control is good for America. Now get going!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 07:25 PM (Mouru)

73 37 No offense but aren't the Dixiecrats, how to put this, all dead?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 11, 2018 07:17 PM (GbPPJ)


Yep. And, yet, their votes for Democrats just keep rolling in.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 11, 2018 07:25 PM (DTX3h)

74 That pic of Jen Rubin at the Federalist.

Roy Scheider in drag.

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 07:25 PM (786Ro)

75 Looked her up, she is not who I thought she was.
So she didn't invent that sandwich?
Shit.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 07:26 PM (Evws/)

76 32 Who are these fringe racists who are now in the mainstream of the Republican Party? They must have names? What are they?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:16 PM (zJmMh)

======

Everyone knows that uttering the words "American Exceptionalism" makes one a White Supremacist. See Donald Trump and all the deplorable garbage-people who voted for him. Duh ...

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:26 PM (WqPYg)

77 Dame Rubin ran away!
Bravely ran away!
When questions reared their ugly head
She bravely turned her tail and fled

Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 07:26 PM (NWiLs)

78 Today at the WH smack down event President Trump turned to VP Pence rolled his eyes and smirked The Washington Post when Schumer quoted them today... I love that guy!!!

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 07:26 PM (ICWiF)

79 She doesn't deserve to be compared to anything as wonderful as a sammich.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:27 PM (NLLmE)

80 looked up jen rubin on bing. what the actual fuck is that supposed to be? looks like kitty carlisle's grandma.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:27 PM (KP5rU)

81 Any foundation with "Democracy" in the name will be riddled with freedom hating authoritarian elitists. With bad teeth, gout, and pores that leak suet when the mercury rises over 72F.

It's like a law or something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 07:27 PM (saj0X)

82 Are the likes of Rubin and Cap'n Bill trying to influence people? I don't think their combined intellectual fire power moves the needle a billionth of a millimeter.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:28 PM (zJmMh)

83 35 Are Dixiecrats still a thing??

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 07:17 PM (NFEMn)


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Last I heard, they were booed at some concert for criticizing W.

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:28 PM (WqPYg)

84 looks like kitty carlisle's grandma.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:27 PM (KP5rU)



Oh I liked her.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:28 PM (lwiT4)

85 I'm trying to teach Jen to make batshit crazy eyes but it's not going too well.

Posted by: Little Lupe at December 11, 2018 07:28 PM (Tyii7)

86 Ho Rendusss BO in da house!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (xPJvm)

OMG STOP !!!!1 ha ha ha

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 07:28 PM (ICWiF)

87
They totally sabotaged their careers.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:18 PM (NLLmE)


=====


Crap, beat me to it. Well done, eleven.

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:29 PM (WqPYg)

88 fauxervative?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 07:29 PM (BJlbN)

89 Brave, brave Ms. Rubin ran away ...

I didn't ...

When danger reared its ugly head, she turned away and bravely fled,

I'm regrouping ...

Brave, brave Ms. Rubin ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at December 11, 2018 07:29 PM (LPnfS)

90 Today outside the Whitehouse when Pelosi and Schumer were giving their statements after meeting today I noticed a press photographer taking shots while wearing a 'Canada Goose' coat. Those coats run anywhere between $750-1200. I smirked as that hardly comports with the reputation of a "working class" reporter.
Posted by: Serious Cat at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (Xqo6t)

Maybe he defecates on sidewalks.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:29 PM (zJmMh)

91 Cue up the Brave Xir Robin song for Jen

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2018 07:29 PM (famYS)

92 In Jens defense running away has been the standard GOP policy for a long time.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (TAmPV)


To be fair, almost all Republican politicians stand firm on clear ultra conservative principles for about five months every two years or so.

Then they suddenly morph into Democrat Socialist clones for the next twenty one months!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 11, 2018 07:29 PM (f3oO4)

93 Stupid Cunts in Journalism for $200, Alex

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 11, 2018 07:29 PM (J7NdS)

94 84; grammie, you and i are probably the only ones here who know who that was.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:30 PM (KP5rU)

95 Sorry, not sorry

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 11, 2018 07:30 PM (J7NdS)

96 "...numerous self-styled libertarians (or former libertarians, anyway)..."

So, Socialists with extra Green. Got it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 07:30 PM (6eEQ+)

97 grammie, you and i are probably the only ones here who know who that was.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:30 PM (KP5rU)


She always looked like she'd just come from a cocktail party.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:31 PM (lwiT4)

98 94 84; grammie, you and i are probably the only ones here who know who that was.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:30 PM (KP5rU)


I remember Kitty Carlisle, but her grandmother was before my time.

Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2018 07:31 PM (sdi6R)

99 @92
Don't worry, on or about January 8th when the new Donk congress is sworn in every GOP critter is going to become the truest of tru-cons.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 07:31 PM (qxq6t)

100 84; grammie, you and i are probably the only ones here who know who that was.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


or anybody that watches To Tell the Truth reruns ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at December 11, 2018 07:32 PM (LPnfS)

101 9 Jennifer Rubin is as conservative as Paul Ryan, who also ran away.

Queer.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 07:10 PM (qxq6t)

Smear the?

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 07:32 PM (NgKpN)

102 Hey everybody.

Story at The Wrap that CBS is selling its entire Television City property in LA. I think they've owned and run it since it was built in 1954.

They've probably gotta knock it over to raise enough money to make Les Moonves go away...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2018 07:32 PM (miE9U)

103 grammie, that's how i remember her too. she probably did.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:32 PM (KP5rU)

104
I remember when Day-Glo Orange was the standard for high visibility clothing and signage. It seems like everyone switched to the yellow-green color overnight.
Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

Thats because Orange Man Bad..

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 07:32 PM (ICWiF)

105 So, Socialists with extra Green. Got it.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 07:30 PM (6eEQ+)

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Did you say extra green?

Posted by: Pot-bellied, threadbare aristocrat who edits a failing magazine at December 11, 2018 07:32 PM (saj0X)

106 So, "Conservative" is the new euphemism for "socialist."

If so, then what are we?

Every term that crops up gets co-opted, discredited, or redefined very rapidly (Neocon, Tea Partier, etc.) Even when we embrace an insult and repurpose it with price (deplorable, hobbit, knuckle-dragger, etc.) it only lasts for a couple meme-cycles before seeming out-of-date.

I demand to be classified!

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (c+2jX)

107 with price = with pride

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (c+2jX)

108 "Rubin was joined by Bill Kristol and Peter Wehner, who agreed the right has been corrupted by Trump primarily because of the fringe racists who became mainstream within the GOP."

Why do these racists/bigots, Rubin-Kristol-Wehner, hate Whites and non-Jews so much?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (6eEQ+)

109 If the NeverTrumpers are "cucks", what does that make the NeverTrumpettes such as Rubin?


Clucks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (yQpMk)

110 94 84; grammie, you and i are probably the only ones here who know who that was.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:30 PM (KP5rU)

nope...

/raises hand

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (NgKpN)

111 98; rickl, you don't know the notorious rbg?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (KP5rU)

112 104
I remember when Day-Glo Orange was the standard for high visibility clothing and signage. It seems like everyone switched to the yellow-green color overnight.
Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

Thats because Orange Man Bad..
Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 07:32 PM (ICWiF)

So no blaze orange for hunters?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:34 PM (zJmMh)

113 "Democracy Fund"

"Center for American Progress"

"Democracy Now!"

"Think Progress"

I love Orwellian names.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2018 07:34 PM (VNsf1)

114 106 So, "Conservative" is the new euphemism for "socialist."

If so, then what are we?

Every term that crops up gets co-opted, discredited, or redefined very rapidly (Neocon, Tea Partier, etc.) Even when we embrace an insult and repurpose it with price (deplorable, hobbit, knuckle-dragger, etc.) it only lasts for a couple meme-cycles before seeming out-of-date.

I demand to be classified!
Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (c+2jX)

Well... if yer a Zombie?

Undead?

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 07:34 PM (NgKpN)

115 109 If the NeverTrumpers are "cucks", what does that make the NeverTrumpettes such as Rubin?


Clucks.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (yQpMk)

Cukes. If they are cute.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:34 PM (6o8TS)

116
or anybody that watches To Tell the Truth reruns ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at December 11, 2018 07:32 PM (LPnfS)

I was more of a Peggy Cass fan

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 07:34 PM (TAmPV)

117 110 94 84; grammie, you and i are probably the only ones here who know who that was.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:30 PM (KP5rU)

nope...

/raises hand
Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (NgKpN)

I know who she was.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:34 PM (zJmMh)

118 grammie! I thought of something "meatish" you can have on a liquid diet - beef tea

traditional strengthening drink for sick people in 29th century England

its made by chopping lean beef into cubes, and simmering in a double boiler

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 07:35 PM (BJlbN)

119 Jen you ignorant slut!..

Posted by: Not ready for Ace time Player at December 11, 2018 07:35 PM (ICWiF)

120 >>>Stupid Cunts in Journalism for $200, Alex

$25, next to the dumpster behind the Seven Eleven.

Posted by: wooga at December 11, 2018 07:35 PM (7KeBk)

121 'I demand to be classified!'

Fine. You get Class Z.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 07:35 PM (UdKB7)

122 Zombie, posted on the last thread a suggestion that you check out ifixit for tips on how to perform surgery on your Mac.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2018 07:35 PM (IfYaq)

123 Just learned at Qu... uh, another site:

Cats *cannot* taste anything sweet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2018 07:36 PM (miE9U)

124
traditional strengthening drink for sick people in 29th century England


Wow! A recipe from the distant future.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:36 PM (zJmMh)

125 Her, and Bill Cullen from To Tell The Truth. I always liked him. I think he had polio or something. It was nice when entertainers were just entertainers, not Thought Police.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:36 PM (lwiT4)

126 106 So, "Conservative" is the new euphemism for "socialist."

If so, then what are we?

Every term that crops up gets co-opted, discredited, or redefined very rapidly (Neocon, Tea Partier, etc.) Even when we embrace an insult and repurpose it with price (deplorable, hobbit, knuckle-dragger, etc.) it only lasts for a couple meme-cycles before seeming out-of-date.

I demand to be classified!
Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (c+2jX)

I call myself an anti-Leftist.

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 07:36 PM (Izzlo)

127 "Zombie, posted on the last thread a suggestion that you check out ifixit for tips on how to perform surgery on your Mac"

Cut the blue wire.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (UdKB7)

128 Well... if yer a Zombie?

Undead?
Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 07:34 PM (NgKpN)


Or a Tiki cocktail. That's what I always assumed.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (t+qrx)

129 I call myself an anti-Leftist.
Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 07:36 PM (Izzlo)

Traditionalist is a good one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (6o8TS)

130 No wait the red one.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (UdKB7)

131 its made by chopping lean beef into cubes, and simmering in a double boiler





Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 07:35 PM (BJlbN)


argle bargle burp

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (lwiT4)

132 94
84; grammie, you and i are probably the only ones here who know who that was.

Posted by: chavez the hugo
----
I do also. But I'm 29.

Honest, I'm Telling the Truth.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (9rIkM)

133 how to perform surgery on your Mac.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2018 07:35 PM (IfYaq)

------

As a lifelong Mac user I suggest you use a 12ga. No, a 10ga... make sure it's stays dead.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (5aX2M)

134 Jen Rubin or Helen Thomas?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (famYS)

135 Her, and Bill Cullen from To Tell The Truth. I always liked him. I think he had polio or something. It was nice when entertainers were just entertainers, not Thought Police.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:36 PM (lwiT4)

No love for Bennett Cerf? Or was that a different show?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (zJmMh)

136 Wow! A recipe from the distant future.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:36 PM (zJmMh)

ace is very generous with his time machine

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 07:38 PM (BJlbN)

137 If the NeverTrumpers are "cucks", what does that make the NeverTrumpettes such as Rubin?

----

Cuck Groupie.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 11, 2018 07:38 PM (Xqo6t)

138 137 If the NeverTrumpers are "cucks", what does that make the NeverTrumpettes such as Rubin?

----

Cuck Groupie.
Posted by: Serious Cat at December 11, 2018 07:38 PM (Xqo6t)

Cuck a trice?

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 07:39 PM (NgKpN)

139 If the NeverTrumpers are "cucks", what does that make the NeverTrumpettes such as Rubin?


Clucks.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM



**golf clap**

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 07:39 PM (786Ro)

140 134 Jen Rubin or Helen Thomas?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (famYS)

Sets down loaded revolver:

'A courtesy for a gentleman.'*

*just watched Count of Monte Cristo over the weekend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:39 PM (6o8TS)

141 I kind of like the new yellow vest style of uniform in Paris, but I think we should have our own color don't you? I'm thinking maybe orange...
Posted by: sOME mORON


Urban camo

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 07:39 PM (VfCmK)

142 112 104
I remember when Day-Glo Orange was the standard for high visibility clothing and signage. It seems like everyone switched to the yellow-green color overnight.
Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

Thats because Orange Man Bad..
Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 07:32 PM (ICWiF)

So no blaze orange for hunters?
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:34 PM (zJmMh)

sure just not for snowflake hunters.. hunting?? uh hunting Nirvana yeah thats the ticket..

Posted by: Not ready for Ace time Player at December 11, 2018 07:40 PM (ICWiF)

143 Jen Rubin. When you want a paycheck bad enough.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 07:40 PM (oSQM4)

144 If the NeverTrumpers are "cucks", what does that make the NeverTrumpettes such as Rubin? 


Umm...looks left and right....
Cunts

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 11, 2018 07:40 PM (J7NdS)

145 I demand to be classified!

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (c+2jX)


====


Maybe me can call ourselves CATs -- Conservators of the American Trinity.


Per Dennis Prager (and as codified on our currency):

(1) Liberty;

(2) In God We Trust; and

(3) E Pluribus Unum.

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:40 PM (WqPYg)

146

If the NeverTrumpers are "cucks", what does that make the NeverTrumpettes such as Rubin? ---- A cuck hag

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 07:40 PM (TAmPV)

147 94 84; grammie, you and i are probably the only ones here who know who that was.
*******
You would be wrong about that.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 11, 2018 07:41 PM (JMJoW)

148 argle bargle burp
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (lwiT4)

LOL

strain, so basically liquid gelatin, I guess

I guess thererany number if soups that can be blended thin enough for a straw

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 07:41 PM (BJlbN)

149 Maybe me can call ourselves CATs -- Conservators of the American Trinity.


Per Dennis Prager (and as codified on our currency):

(1) Liberty;

(2) In God We Trust; and

(3) E Pluribus Unum.

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:40 PM (WqPYg)

And who shall be the Prince of CATs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:41 PM (6o8TS)

150 bennet cerf. for some reason, i always laughed my ass off at that name. my dad thought i was crazy. even way back then.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:41 PM (KP5rU)

151 I demand to be classified!
Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM



We're working on it.

Posted by: All the devices in Zombie's vicinity at December 11, 2018 07:41 PM (786Ro)

152 122 Zombie, posted on the last thread a suggestion that you check out ifixit for tips on how to perform surgery on your Mac.
Posted by: WitchDoktor


thx

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:41 PM (c+2jX)

153 Cuckatrix

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:41 PM (NLLmE)

154 Do they use day-go orange in Italy?

Posted by: oops sorry at December 11, 2018 07:42 PM (UdKB7)

155 Cuckwhore

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 11, 2018 07:42 PM (J7NdS)

156 Dumbanatrix

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:42 PM (zJmMh)

157 Jen Rubin is a joint Illuminati/Jim Henson Studios project; animatronic chicken leavings and gristle powered by an evil spirit excavated from an ancient Egyptian tomb.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2018 07:42 PM (H5knJ)

158 zombie, you are a one off that can never be classified.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 07:42 PM (oSQM4)

159 CATS?

Memories nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2018 07:42 PM (famYS)

160 nurse ratched: "whatever happened to Fred Barnes?"

Studying reclusively on "How Not To Be Seen".

Poor Barnes. Stuck on a deserted island with an idiot waving at ships fifty miles off coast.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 07:42 PM (6eEQ+)

161 Better question for Jen would be what differentiates her from Stormy Daniels.


33 cents.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2018 07:42 PM (LL1Be)

162 We are the Coalition of the Anti-Regressives.


CARE

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:43 PM (NLLmE)

163 We're racists because we believe special rights for some racists shouldn't be written into the law.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 07:43 PM (+y/Ru)

164 Better question for Jen would be what differentiates her from Stormy Daniels.

10 pounds of silicone.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:43 PM (zJmMh)

165 I refuse to be labelled. There's only one race: The HUMAN race!

And the Daytona 500. So there are two races.

And Race Bannon.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 11, 2018 07:44 PM (T9f3V)

166 Jen Rubin or Helen Thomas?


I'd hit 'em both.

Posted by: That guy who'd hit anything... at December 11, 2018 07:44 PM (Tyii7)

167 We're racists because we believe special rights for some racists shouldn't be written into the law.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 07:43 PM (+y/Ru)

A most cromulent observation!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 11, 2018 07:44 PM (f3oO4)

168 French cops looking for more cell members in Strasbourg terrorist attack...
https://twitter.com/Breakingservice/status/
1072613910350622720

I don't know if that's the exact one but scroll up and down for more info anyway.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 07:44 PM (Evws/)

169 I refuse to be labelled. There's only one race: The HUMAN race!

And the Daytona 500. So there are two races.

And Race Bannon.
Posted by: FireHorse


And Talladega.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 07:44 PM (VfCmK)

170 According to wiki it is "Cuckquean"

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 11, 2018 07:44 PM (J7NdS)

171 Quisling harlot works for me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 07:44 PM (5aX2M)

172 158 zombie, you are a one off that can never be classified.
Posted by: Ben Had


I was HOPING someone would get the punk lyrics reference! Ahhhh, thank you.

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:44 PM (c+2jX)

173 'Better question for Jen would be what differentiates her from Stormy Daniels. '

COBJ ( cost of bj )

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 07:45 PM (UdKB7)

174 I'd hit 'em both.
Posted by: That guy who'd hit anything... at December 11, 2018 07:44 PM (Tyii7)



I can't decide if I'd hit Captain Janeway.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:45 PM (NLLmE)

175 I see Egypt has banned sales of yellow vests.

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 07:45 PM (Izzlo)

176
I refuse to be labelled. There's only one race: The HUMAN race!
And the Daytona 500. So there are two races.

And there was the space race

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 07:45 PM (TAmPV)

177 Well, I just took a gander at Miss Bre Peyton. Yowza!!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 07:45 PM (2sCft)

178 So, "Conservative" is the new euphemism for "socialist."

It's the classic leftist linguistic escalator. See, e.g., "relief" --> "welfare" --> "AFDC" --> "EBT"

Pollute the language, until nothing means anything, except what the Party says it does. For today.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2018 07:45 PM (VNsf1)

179 i think ole bennet might have been light in the loafers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:46 PM (KP5rU)

180 OT but this question troubles me.
Would Spock have been able to perform the Vulcan mind meld with Stormy's boobs?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:46 PM (zJmMh)

181 >>French cops looking for more cell members in Strasbourg terrorist attack...

Whats the over/under on how much longer Macron lasts?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 07:46 PM (/tuJf)

182 Her, and Bill Cullen from To Tell The Truth. I always liked him. I think he had polio or something. It was nice when entertainers were just entertainers, not Thought Police.

-
He had an artificial leg.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 07:47 PM (+y/Ru)

183 162 We are the Coalition of the Anti-Regressives.

CARE
Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:43 PM (NLLmE)

Coalition Against Regressive Elitists?

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 11, 2018 07:47 PM (R9+0K)

184 According to wiki it is "Cuckquean"

------

Huh. Quean is an ancient word for cheap slut.

That's a middle ages word someone dredged up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 07:47 PM (5aX2M)

185 i think ole bennet might have been light in the loafers.Posted by: chavez the hugo


Yoo Hoo!

Posted by: Truman Capote at December 11, 2018 07:47 PM (9rIkM)

186 Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 07:44 PM (Evws/)

Ah yes, the "Moroccan descent" qualifier means there's really nothing to see here!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 11, 2018 07:47 PM (f3oO4)

187 So, "Conservative" is the new euphemism for "socialist."


Whaaat? I have not heard of this newspeak.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 07:47 PM (UdKB7)

188 179 i think ole bennet might have been light in the loafers.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:46 PM (KP5rU)

I remember wondering that myself.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:47 PM (zJmMh)

189
"whatever happened to Fred Barnes?"

Saw him on FBN just a day or two ago. Seemed normal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2018 07:47 PM (aKsyK)

190 I can't decide if I'd hit Captain Janeway.

Posted by: eleven
________

Are we talking sci-fi TV? Because Princess Ardala.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 11, 2018 07:47 PM (T9f3V)

191 Spock with a goatee would have much melding with Ms. Daniels

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 11, 2018 07:48 PM (J7NdS)

192 JackStraw: "Better question for Jen would be what differentiates her from Stormy Daniels."

Stormy Daniels has a more honorable profession.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 07:48 PM (6eEQ+)

193 Jackstraw, #two weeks, No kidding.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 07:48 PM (oSQM4)

194 I remember as a kid for some reason being struck by that game show panelist Jaye P. Morgan. I knew nothing about her or for what she was famous.

And I didn't find her gorgeous -- but she had such a seemingly wild personality that I found her very attractive and appealing as a result.

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:49 PM (WqPYg)

195 Coalition Against Regressive Elitists?
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 11, 2018 07:47 PM (R9+0K)


boom

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:49 PM (NLLmE)

196 I guess the name "Democratic Democracy Freedom Fund for Democracy" was already taken by Putincorp.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 11, 2018 07:49 PM (RuIsu)

197 That Jen Rubin gets me harder than gummy bears on an Arizona sidewalk in August.

Posted by: Max Boot at December 11, 2018 07:50 PM (O9JR8)

198 JackStraw: "Better question for Jen would be what differentiates her from Stormy Daniels."

Stormy Daniels has a more honorable profession.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 07:48 PM (6eEQ+)

++++
Stormy is transparent about how she earns her money.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 07:50 PM (2sCft)

199 194; gong show? i never knew what she was famous for either. she was crazy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:50 PM (KP5rU)

200
If the NeverTrumpers are "cucks", what does that make the NeverTrumpettes such as Rubin?

My little cuckadee.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2018 07:50 PM (aKsyK)

201 Northern Lurker, it pains me to say this, but there is not even an ounce of tissue in Stormy Daniels that is capable of manifesting a mind with which one could meld.

Nice tits, yes. Mind, no.

Posted by: CAlcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 11, 2018 07:50 PM (AkSI/)

202
174 I can't decide if I'd hit Captain Janeway.

she was also mrs. columbo. do you want him coming after you?

Posted by: Anachronda at December 11, 2018 07:50 PM (xGZ+b)

203 Would Spock have been able to perform the Vulcan mind meld with Stormy's boobs?

If I recall correctly he did a mind meld with the mother Horta which was a silicone based life form. I would therefore think that yes, he could also do that on Stormy.

I spent way too much time watching the original Star Trek series.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 11, 2018 07:50 PM (8Is7P)

204 159 CATS?

Memories nyah!
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2018 07:42 PM (famYS)

I was raped by Mister Mistoffelees.

Posted by: Gary Johnston at December 11, 2018 07:51 PM (NWiLs)

205 French cops looking for more cell members in Strasbourg terrorist attack...

-
Maybe they could do like a duck call. "Allahu?" " Ackbar!" [BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!]

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 07:51 PM (+y/Ru)

206 I remember as a kid for some reason being struck by that game show panelist Jaye P. Morgan. I knew nothing about her or for what she was famous.

And I didn't find her gorgeous -- but she had such a seemingly wild personality that I found her very attractive and appealing as a result.
Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:49 PM (WqPYg)
++++
I believe she founded a banking empire.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 07:51 PM (2sCft)

207 >>Jackstraw, #two weeks, No kidding.

I can't see him making a comeback. The hits just keep on coming.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 07:51 PM (/tuJf)

208
If Jen Rubin's mouth were any wider, the top of her head would fall off.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 11, 2018 07:51 PM (plrQg)

209 181 >>French cops looking for more cell members in Strasbourg terrorist attack...

Whats the over/under on how much longer Macron lasts?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 07:46 PM (/tuJf)

What's the over under on whomever replacing him is just a repackage of the same damn thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:51 PM (6o8TS)

210 That Jen Rubin gets me harder than gummy bears on an Arizona sidewalk in August.

Back off, Boot. I saw her first.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at December 11, 2018 07:52 PM (Tyii7)

211 19 whatever happened to Fred Barnes?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 07:13 PM (d7Ww2)

=====

I was pretty ignorant and a-political until I stumbled onto the weekend TV show "The McLaughlin Group" with John McLaughlin, Pat Buchanan, and Freddy "The Beatle" Barnes in my mid-20's (around the mid-80's). My, we've come a long way since then ...

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:52 PM (WqPYg)

212 Silicon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2018 07:52 PM (aKsyK)

213 she was also mrs. columbo. do you want him coming after you?
Posted by: Anachronda at December 11, 2018 07:50 PM (xGZ+b)


I would set him off the trail with my disinterested arrogance.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:52 PM (NLLmE)

214 Maybe they could do like a duck call. "Allahu?" " Ackbar!" [BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!]
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 07:51 PM (+y/Ru)

That made me laugh. Maybe the guys on Duck Dynasty could produce a Muslim call.
What would a Muslim blind look like?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (zJmMh)

215
I remember as a kid for some reason being struck by that game show panelist
Jaye P. Morgan. I knew nothing about her or for what she was famous.

And I didn't find her gorgeous -- but she had such a seemingly wild personality
that I found her very attractive and appealing as a result.

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:49 PM (WqPYg)


I felt the same way about Fannie Flagg

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (TAmPV)

216 175 I see Egypt has banned sales of yellow vests.
Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 07:45 PM (Izzlo)


That's to prevent riots. You can't have riots without yellow vests.

Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (sdi6R)

217 I remember as a kid for some reason being struck by that game show panelist Jaye P. Morgan. I knew nothing about her or for what she was famous.

And I didn't find her gorgeous -- but she had such a seemingly wild personality that I found her very attractive and appealing as a result.
Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:49 PM (WqPYg)


She acted unapologetically slutty as part of her persona, which appeals to teenaged boys and plenty of adults.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (y7DUB)

218 I believe she founded a banking empire.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 07:51 PM (2sCft)

=====


LOL. Well-played.

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (WqPYg)

219 Soros will replace Macron with either another toy boy or a hideous hag

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (BJlbN)

220 If so, then what are we?

Normal Americans.

Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (FhXTo)

221 Semi-Literate Thug: "If Jen Rubin's mouth were any wider, the top of her head would fall off."

Wait... she's Canadian?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (6eEQ+)

222 I was pretty ignorant and a-political until I stumbled onto the weekend TV show "The McLaughlin Group" with John McLaughlin, Pat Buchanan, and Freddy "The Beatle" Barnes in my mid-20's (around the mid-80's). My, we've come a long way since then ...
Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:52 PM (WqPYg)
+++++
Agreed! TMG was a rollicking good time.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (2sCft)

223 Her, and Bill Cullen from To Tell The Truth. I always liked him. I think he had polio or something. It was nice when entertainers were just entertainers, not Thought Police.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:36 PM (lwiT4)


We just bought a new TV, and I was flipping through the stations ... because ... and came across several that show old TV shows. I was struck by how much better they are than any of the garbage shown on the "current" channels. The shows actually have plots, no profanity (of course), and convey a moral message. I'd not fully realized how badly pop culture had degenerated.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2018 07:54 PM (VNsf1)

224 She acted unapologetically slutty as part of her persona, which appeals to teenaged boys and plenty of adults.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (y7DUB)

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Aha! It's all starting to make sense now, Doctor ...

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:54 PM (WqPYg)

225 MY EYES
ARE
UP HERE

Posted by: the horta at December 11, 2018 07:54 PM (Evws/)

226 204

You too? Damned hippopotacampus.

Posted by: Christy Blase-Fairlane at December 11, 2018 07:54 PM (dZe7J)

227 Nood -Open.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 07:54 PM (ffYR/)

228 This is, of course, pure Leninism.
Lenin taught that the way to control the opposition is to infiltrate it and control it from within.
Been that way for a hundred years or so.

Posted by: navybrat, stays off BART trains at December 11, 2018 07:54 PM (w7KSn)

229 Kate Mulgrew is literally unfuckable. CDC did a double-blind study back in the early 2000s. It's results were reported in Oui magazine.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2018 07:54 PM (H5knJ)

230 I kind of like the new yellow vest style of uniform in Paris, but I think we should have our own color don't you? I'm thinking maybe orange...
Posted by: sOME mORON


Urban camo
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 07:39 PM (VfCmK)
OK thats one Urban Camo and two Blaze Orange Obviously Urban Camo would be for officers but with a Blaze Orange shoulder gun patch to weed out 'green on green' attacks..

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 07:55 PM (ICWiF)

231 A foursome with Janeway, 60-of-9, and the half-Klingon engineer! (Torres?)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 07:55 PM (Evws/)

232 222 I was pretty ignorant and a-political until I stumbled onto the weekend TV show "The McLaughlin Group" with John McLaughlin, Pat Buchanan, and Freddy "The Beatle" Barnes in my mid-20's (around the mid-80's). My, we've come a long way since then ...
Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:52 PM (WqPYg)
+++++
Agreed! TMG was a rollicking good time.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (2sCft)

Wrong!

Posted by: Zombie John McLaughlin at December 11, 2018 07:55 PM (Izzlo)

233
Soros will replace Macron with either another toy boy or a hideous hag

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM


as we speak, France is in negotiations with Canada to trade Macron for Trudeau

& a player to be named later

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2018 07:56 PM (KCxzN)

234 Our enemies have done their work well.

Their 5th columnists control almost every institution not openly aligned with them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 11, 2018 07:56 PM (mfOi4)

235 JackStraw, your earlier observation about the EU was spot on. The Visigrad is not going to pay mordida for the invaders and Macron is just the first pawn to be taken.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 07:57 PM (oSQM4)

236 Speaking of Fannie Flagg - anybody ever see the Candid Camera segment with Buster Keaton?

Posted by: Vertov at December 11, 2018 07:57 PM (mDieY)

237 Come in here dear Jen have a cigar. You're gonna go far.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at December 11, 2018 07:57 PM (Tyii7)

238

"If Jen Rubin's mouth were any wider, the top of her head would fall off."


That's it, that's what's so off about her face, she a South Park Canadian.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 11, 2018 07:57 PM (4thlk)

239 And who shall be the Prince of CATs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:41 PM (6o8TS)

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We may have to go with Herder of CATs.

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:58 PM (WqPYg)

240 ShainS: "I was pretty ignorant and a-political until I stumbled onto the weekend TV show 'The McLaughlin Group' with John McLaughlin, Pat Buchanan, and Freddy 'The Beatle' Barnes in my mid-20's (around the mid-80's). My, we've come a long way since then ..."

Wrong! We've regressed and trumpet our failings to the world!

Posted by: John McLaughlin at December 11, 2018 07:58 PM (6eEQ+)

241 Wrong!

Posted by: Zombie John McLaughlin at December 11, 2018 07:55 PM (Izzlo)


The horde institutional memory is fantastic!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 11, 2018 07:59 PM (f3oO4)

242 22 The old school way to end this ongoing crap from Rubin is simple. Warm tar poured over her nekkit body...


I knew there was a (shudder) catch.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 11, 2018 08:00 PM (eEO59)

243 Their 5th columnists control almost every institution not openly aligned with them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 11, 2018 07:56 PM (mfOi4)


Isn't there an internet law to that effect?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 11, 2018 08:00 PM (f3oO4)

244 Whats the over/under on how much longer Macron lasts?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 07:46 PM (/tuJf)


Lord, I don't know. His popularity is below that of the clap.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 08:03 PM (0QYMt)

245 199 194; gong show? i never knew what she was famous for either. she was crazy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:50 PM (KP5rU)

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Right, that's where I most remember her from. I did a quick look at Wikipedia and she apparently was a singer and actress.

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 08:03 PM (WqPYg)

246 I felt the same way about Fannie Flagg

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (TAmPV)


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Oh, yes. Another blast from the past ...

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 08:05 PM (WqPYg)

247 I even got my wife to watch The McLaughlin Group.

Posted by: JEM at December 11, 2018 08:06 PM (DA5XN)

248 Wrong!

Posted by: Zombie John McLaughlin at December 11, 2018 07:55 PM (Izzlo)


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Funny stuff.

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 08:08 PM (WqPYg)

249 Lord, I don't know. His popularity is below that of the clap.

dude, after getting head by 2 photo radar cameras in one of Macron's new reduced speed limit zones in the Paris outskirts a couple months ago I would almost be willing to get on a plane to fly over there and help lever the piece of shit out myself. Feckin' warmists.

Posted by: JEM at December 11, 2018 08:09 PM (DA5XN)

250 214 Maybe they could do like a duck call. "Allahu?" " Ackbar!" [BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!]
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 07:51 PM (+y/Ru)

That made me laugh. Maybe the guys on Duck Dynasty could produce a Muslim call.
What would a Muslim blind look like?
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (zJmMh)


It would have a telltale penis-shaped door.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 11, 2018 08:09 PM (di1hb)

251 En double-o dee

Posted by: JEM at December 11, 2018 08:11 PM (DA5XN)

Google CEO: After an Extensive Investigation, We Have Determined That the Russian Campaign Against the Very Foundations of Our Democracy Spent... Four Thousand, Seven Hundred Dollars on Ads. Total.

Well. Let's do what the leftwingers and cuck neocons want and drop a few Unscheduled Sunrise bombs on Moscow then, huh?



Russia spent as much money on ads to "compromise" our election as the average teenager spends on a used scooter.

Pinchai refused to answer whether a smart phone could be used to track his movements across the room:


For example, Rep. Ted Poe (R­–TX) held his iPhone aloft and repeatedly demanded whether Google would be able to use his phone to track him if he moved across the room. In response, Pichai began to explain that it depends what apps and services he has on his phone and what permissions he gave them.

Poe sharply cut him off: "This is a yes or no question."

Pichai tried again … it depends. “I genuinely don’t know without knowing what services-- "

"It's not a trick question -- you make $100 million a year, you ought to be able to answer that question!" Poe yelled. "I'm shocked you don’t know...most Americans don't know what this phone can do."

The typical Twitter Pests are making an issue that Poe was asking about an iPhone rather than an Android phone, the latter being the one made by Google, but of course an Android phone is designed to be a tracking device in your pocket, and Pichai understood what Poe was asking about.

Video here.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:21 PM




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1 5k to steal an election.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 06:19 PM (ffYR/)

2 For those who are confused, don't use Google products.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at December 11, 2018 06:20 PM (Z216Q)

3 Best return on investment ever.

Posted by: huerfano at December 11, 2018 06:20 PM (pqc4s)

4 short answer

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at December 11, 2018 06:20 PM (Z216Q)

5 Is this thing on?

**taps microphone**

Posted by: Standup Cuckian at December 11, 2018 06:21 PM (786Ro)

6 Good return on investment -- a lot of bang for their buck.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 06:21 PM (fD23g)

7 Under $5,000?

Nations have fallen for less!
Listen to us, we know this!

Posted by: ABCBSNBCNN at December 11, 2018 06:21 PM (UsCnO)

8 Less than $5000? Bwahahaha......

Posted by: Tuna at December 11, 2018 06:22 PM (jm1YL)

9 Pichai played the Latka Gravas card of being an immigrant and not understanding the language of the questioner. I've worked with far too may hindi aholes who've tried the same excuse.

Posted by: BluesFish at December 11, 2018 06:22 PM (4/4ha)

10 This is just sad. All of that energy, time, and money spent to pursue the McGuffin of Russian collusion.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 06:22 PM (0QYMt)

11 Shit... whoda thunk Trump was such a cheap date?

Kristol's not known as a "deal" guy, but he got $600,000 to sell out to a sinister foreigner.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 06:22 PM (AzW6q)

12 $4700 for a used scooter?

I'm gonna open a scooter store near a college campus.

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 06:22 PM (786Ro)

13 2 For those who are confused, don't use Google products.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at December 11, 2018 06:20 PM (Z216Q)

Apple also tracks you and sells your data.

As does Microsoft, to its Partners (I used to work for one of them... all SEVEN employees at the Company I worked for).

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 06:23 PM (NgKpN)

14 $4,700? Probably could find that in the couch cushions at Google.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 06:23 PM (qC1Sy)

15 These "Sunrise Bombs" sound happy fun ballish.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 06:23 PM (NLLmE)

16 Blyat!

Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at December 11, 2018 06:23 PM (tYPH9)

17 What kind of ad can you get for under 5k?

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 06:23 PM (lwiT4)

18 It's actually not hard to skip Google. Amazon, on the other hand....

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the drinking lamp is lit at December 11, 2018 06:24 PM (Z216Q)

19 Translated: You're a dumbfuck, but you're our dumbfuck little bitch.

Posted by: ryukyu at December 11, 2018 06:24 PM (vKhgw)

20 Never before has so much bullshit supported so much bullshit. It's like a castle made of bullshit, surrounded by fields of blooming bullshit.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 06:24 PM (UdKB7)

21 googlag sucks demented cock. wouldn't use them if i was lost in east st. louis.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 06:24 PM (KP5rU)

22 How much did Perkins Coie pay Fusion GPS?

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 06:24 PM (786Ro)

23 47 hundred dollar looks like a hotel tab for a sales meeting!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 06:24 PM (JFO2v)

24 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Jeb! at December 11, 2018 06:25 PM (ctuyM)

25 It's a veritable Bullshitalot.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 06:25 PM (UdKB7)

26 I only need enough to win a district in Utah. $5,000 should do.


Posted by: Evan "Egg" McMuffin at December 11, 2018 06:25 PM (UsCnO)

27 $4,700 is about the total combined of what Google throws at Republican officeholders to get them to stop asking questions.

If the GOP went after Big Tech on privacy issues and their monopolies, it would resonate with voters. But they'd rather chase a few dollars like the whores they are instead.

Posted by: Blago at December 11, 2018 06:25 PM (UfkIY)

28 What kind of ad can you get for under 5k?
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 06:23 PM (lwiT4)

Remember me?

Posted by: Sonobi at December 11, 2018 06:25 PM (tYPH9)

29 But didn't you read earlier?

Russian Bots are now responsible for the Yellow Jacket protests in France!

I tells ya, that Vlad Putin guy must be a real Evil Genius to be able to play all of us...

From a country with a pretty Low GDP and population.

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 06:25 PM (NgKpN)

30 Best 5000 dollar investment evar!

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 06:25 PM (NLLmE)

31 My fuel bill at the West End pumps has been twice $4700!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 06:25 PM (JFO2v)

32
Chaos theory where a very small change in input produces a very large change in output.

The Russians were able to tilt the election away from Hillary to Trump with only $4,700!

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 06:25 PM (hrcfq)

33 18 It's actually not hard to skip Google. Amazon, on the other hand....
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the drinking lamp is lit at December 11, 2018 06:24 PM (Z216Q)
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Yeah, and when they go and produce a great series like the "Marvelous Mrs. Maisel...."

Talk about a love-hate relationship.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 06:25 PM (qC1Sy)

34 Van Jones on campaign expenditures:

"The Hillary Clinton campaign didn't spend their money on white workers or people of color. They spent it on themselves.

They took a billion dollars and set it on fire and called it a campaign." -@VanJones68

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 06:25 PM (+y/Ru)

35 If the GOP went after Big Tech on privacy issues and their monopolies, it would resonate with voters. But they'd rather chase a few dollars like the whores they are instead.
Posted by: Blago at December 11, 2018 06:25 PM (UfkIY)

They understand that although it would resonate with voters...

The voters would never hear about it.

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 06:26 PM (NgKpN)

36 Hillary spent bajillions to campaign for the presidency -- and lost. O'Rourke spent millions of dollars from California leftists to get into the Senate -- and lost. The Russians spent about enough to buy appliances for an apartment kitchen -- and won.

You know, maybe it would be a good idea to let the Russians run our government. Or at least our economy. They seem to be better at it.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 06:26 PM (fD23g)

37 Apple also tracks you and sells your data.



As does Microsoft, to its Partners (I used to work for one of them... all SEVEN employees at the Company I worked for).
================
There's a world of difference between what (and how) Google collects and disseminates consumer data, and how Apple does. Apple is, in simple terms, a very safe company by comparison given how it anonymizes information and given how its location services work (compared to Google). Phone location tracking is one good example.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the drinking lamp is lit at December 11, 2018 06:26 PM (Z216Q)

38 I wonder if Russia had an ad on Craigs List?
"Former Superpower seeks voters for Orange Man Bad. Must have own car. Serious offers only. P.O. Box 93456, Moscow, Russia"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 06:26 PM (0QYMt)

39 The Russians were able to tilt the election away from Hillary to Trump with only $4,700!

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 06:25 PM (hrcfq)
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I almost wish I was on twitter so I could point out to lefties how little it cost to cost Hillary the election.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 06:26 PM (qC1Sy)

40 $5000? That's like 5 $1000 blow jobs.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 06:26 PM (UdKB7)

41 $4.6K? I spent that much on golden showers during a Valentines Day holiday.

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 06:26 PM (Z9C5C)

42 Did the GOP Congress critters on the committee bother to ask Pinchai about skewing their search results to filter out Wrongthink? Or about doing business with China but not the US military?

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 06:27 PM (786Ro)

43 I guess you guys saw that the Christmas market terrorist was on the terror watch list. Quelle surprise!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 06:27 PM (+y/Ru)

44 For those who are confused, don't use Google products.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at December 11, 2018 06:20 PM (Z216Q)

Apple also tracks you and sells your data.

As does Microsoft, to its Partners (I used to work for one of them... all SEVEN employees at the Company I worked for).
Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 06:23 PM (NgKpN)


Yes, the bottom line:

1. If you are carrying a phone, you can be tracked.

2. If you don't want to be tracked, don't carry a phone.

One or the other.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2018 06:27 PM (cY3LT)

45 22
How much did Perkins Coie pay Fusion GPS?

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 06:24 PM (786Ro)

I recall the amount was a little over $12 million, and Hillary somehow, (campaign or Clinton Crime Foundation) was the source of the funds.
But we aren't supposed to talk about that. Trump is gassing babies on the border, didn't you hear?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2018 06:27 PM (UsCnO)

46 I, for one, appreciate the changing tide of the definition of humor.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 11, 2018 06:27 PM (ctuyM)

47 3 Best return on investment ever.
______________

yep, and that dope Hillary Clinton burned through more than a billion bucks to lose an election, when she coulda swung the whole thing for less than $5 grand! What a maroon!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2018 06:28 PM (fqUgw)

48 National crisis: Tumblr is deleting porn. Why will anyone use tumblr now?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the drinking lamp is lit at December 11, 2018 06:28 PM (Z216Q)

49 17 What kind of ad can you get for under 5k?
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 06:23 PM (lwiT4)

You could get about 50000 views and 100k shares. But the average day on Facebook is about 4 BILLION shares. This is fucking stupid!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 06:28 PM (JFO2v)

50 They took a billion dollars and set it on fire and called it a campaign." -@VanJones68


Hillary is The Joker?!?

Posted by: Zombie Heath Ledger at December 11, 2018 06:29 PM (786Ro)

51 40
$5000? That's like 5 $1000 blow jobs.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 06:26 PM (UdKB7)

Who's paying that much for a blow job? I need to make some money, quick.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels, taste tester at December 11, 2018 06:29 PM (UsCnO)

52 Or 5000 $1 blow jobs. Which = 5000 votes. Much better investment.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 06:29 PM (UdKB7)

53 Less money than your average Fortnite whale spends on skins.

Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2018 06:29 PM (WaxcS)

54 LCD, Diogenes and Mark,

It's gonna get blustery this evening. batten down the hatches!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 06:29 PM (d7Ww2)

55 Well the GOP pieces of shit on the SIC signed off on RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE so this shit is baked into the shit cake.

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 06:29 PM (qxq6t)

56 48 National crisis: Tumblr is deleting porn. Why will anyone use tumblr now?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the drinking lamp is lit at December 11, 2018 06:28 PM (Z216Q)

The screaming SJW Tumblrinas will continue to use it, guaranteed.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 06:30 PM (NWiLs)

57 Can we all just agree AoSHQ is a Safe Space for insults, slurs and Democrat jokes?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the drinking lamp is lit at December 11, 2018 06:30 PM (Z216Q)

58 If the Internet started deleting porn at the speed of light it would take twice the lifetime of the Universe to get it all.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 06:30 PM (NLLmE)

59 I guess you guys saw that the Christmas market terrorist was on the terror watch list. Quelle surprise!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 06:27 PM (+y/Ru)

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It seems like almost every one of them is a Known Wolf. What phuching good are terror watch lists unless they try to fly somewhere to off some people?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 06:30 PM (ffYR/)

60 43 I guess you guys saw that the Christmas market terrorist was on the terror watch list. Quelle surprise!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 06:27 PM (+y/Ru)
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Get it right: 'Known wolves' whose motives are unknown.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 03:14 PM (ycWCI)

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Rats, well, I was partially right.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 06:30 PM (qC1Sy)

61 I heard this Pinchai fellow, some people saw him walking down the street, and fistfights broke out over who would catch him first.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2018 06:30 PM (cY3LT)

62 $4700?????
Hell, that's less than my Depends budget.

Posted by: Hillary at December 11, 2018 06:30 PM (T6t7i)

63 'Who's paying that much for a blow job? I need to make some money, quick. '

Throw in some tentacles and it's a deal!

Posted by: Japan at December 11, 2018 06:31 PM (UdKB7)

64 $4700 wil buy you a pretty nice turntable.

Of course, you'll have to spring for a decent cartridge.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 06:31 PM (uTZF+)

65 Yeah, and when they go and produce a great series like the "Marvelous Mrs. Maisel...."

Talk about a love-hate relationship.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 06:25 PM (qC1Sy)

Kill your television. Go ahead, just do it. You will be glad you did.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2018 06:31 PM (fDU8w)

66 4700 clams? Stormy spent that X 64 trying to swing the election. And she is just a second rate buttsecks performer. What pikers.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 06:31 PM (5+B0f)

67 Pichai should have gone with the 'I don't remember' response.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 06:31 PM (U7Mh9)

68 I prefer fifty 200$ blowjobs.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 06:31 PM (NLLmE)

69 I know the precise number of lefties who'll change their minds about Russian interference as a result of this testimony.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 11, 2018 06:32 PM (hjaPQ)

70 than an Android phone, the latter being the one made by Google, but of course an Android phone is designed to be a tracking device in your pocket, and Pichai understood what Poe was asking about


Yep, he knew that if he held up an android the answer would definitely be yes. He wanted him to admit that they are also doing it on iPhones, probably against permission.

Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2018 06:32 PM (WaxcS)

71
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2018 06:32 PM (KCxzN)

72 Under $5,000?

Nations have fallen for less!
Listen to us, we know this!
Posted by: ABCBSNBCNN

Hell, I bought Manhattan Island for one half of one percent of that!

Posted by: Peter Minuit at December 11, 2018 06:32 PM (+y/Ru)

73 There's a wocket in my pocket!

Posted by: pinchai at December 11, 2018 06:32 PM (Evws/)

74 I was listening to the testimony today and wondered who it was because that guy who was talking today did not have the accent when he was recorded onstage talking to a group of people recently.

Posted by: Jaimo at December 11, 2018 06:32 PM (EVJ0V)

75


Moscow On The Potomac

It's about how Russia installed an agent in the White House

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 06:32 PM (PtGcE)

76 Has Stormy Davis declared her intention to sue Michael Avenatti yet? Oh wait, he's still tweeting the President somehow owes Davis! He appears to be confused.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the drinking lamp is lit at December 11, 2018 06:33 PM (Z216Q)

77 $4,700?


Well, I could ask "How does one put ads on Google?"

Or just say -
NOBODY wanted to click a
"Shocking Hillary Secrets" russian spoof ad.

Not even the hundred million who supposedly voted for her.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2018 06:33 PM (1g7ch)

78 AOP - Last night I had to dodge out out of the ONT. Was the Buick V8 ever installed in the Rover TC 2000, or was it only in the 3500?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 06:33 PM (Ou6XS)

79 No cents? even?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 11, 2018 06:33 PM (PUmDY)

80 Just once I would like when a jackoff CEO gets called before the criminals in the US Congress that he or she would tell them to fuck off and mind their own damn business.

Criminal Congress Critter: Mr. Jack Meyoff, CEO of Douchebag Inc., would you please tell the Congress how much the Russians spent with your company on the last election?

Mr. Jack Meyoff: Fuck you, none of your damn business.

Criminal Congress Critter: (swoons).....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 11, 2018 06:33 PM (Z+IKu)

81 37
Apple also tracks you and sells your data.


I'm always amused when they say "we'll never sell your data to an outside company". Well, no SHIT. If you did, what would you have to sell?

Posted by: Hillary at December 11, 2018 06:34 PM (T6t7i)

82 Hillary = pep

Posted by: pep at December 11, 2018 06:34 PM (T6t7i)

83 wow maybe I can sell one of my dead vehicles and get 5 k for Trump to win 2020.

I do find that now I have awesome power!

Posted by: bah at December 11, 2018 06:34 PM (fE+0o)

84 'Last night I had to dodge out out of... '

Ah, I see I have the 'Word Repeat' key locked.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 06:34 PM (Ou6XS)

85 Yeah, but the Russians also bought ads on Farcebook! That all adds up like Exponential, man!

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 06:34 PM (jGvbj)

86 Yes, the bottom line:

1. If you are carrying a phone, you can be tracked.

2. If you don't want to be tracked, don't carry a phone.

One or the other.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2018 06:27 PM (cY3LT)

Or carry a flip phone without GPS location feature. Then the closest tracking they can do is to what cell tower you are logged into.

Or keep the phone turned off (battery out of it!), and only power it up when you are at some place you don't care they know about.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2018 06:34 PM (fDU8w)

87 Oh golly I just saw the meeting with PDT and Schumerlosi!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ETC!

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 06:35 PM (UdKB7)

88 5 $1,000 blowjobs!



68
I prefer fifty 200$ blowjobs.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 06:31 PM (NLLmE)


See, this is why math is not allowed at AoSHQ.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2018 06:35 PM (UsCnO)

89 Hey, that's like the equivalent of 312,145 Rubles -- or 1000 hand-jobs from Stormy Daniels -- so nothing to laugh at, you deplorable garbage people!

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 06:35 PM (WqPYg)

90 Man, if the Russians ran Beto's campaign, imagine what they could have done with $40 million instead of $4,000.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 06:35 PM (zt1Ym)

91 so why they had google there, did they mention the APP given to a govt to track non believers of Islam?


see THAT would have been a teaching moment,

Posted by: bah at December 11, 2018 06:35 PM (fE+0o)

92
I just ate some Cape Cod potota chips and some chocolate covered almonds.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 06:35 PM (PtGcE)

93 @2 For those who are confused, don't use Google products.
-----------------

It sounds easy, but...

Are you using an iPhone? If not, then your smart phone is a Google product. Sure, you don't use Google Maps. But do you use Waze, which doesn't have Google's name at all associated with it? Because if you use Waze to show you where to go when you're driving, then you're using a Google product.

Alphabet makes some of the stuff easy to avoid. Don't use Chrome for your browser. Don't use Google to search. Don't use GMail (though my last job used gmail for its corporate e-mails). Don't ever go to YouTube. But some of their stuff requires a little digging to link with them.

Posted by: junior at December 11, 2018 06:35 PM (Fp6vo)

94 I like to think that Russkies got the dollars from the Iranians who got it from a pallet obama sent them

Posted by: x at December 11, 2018 06:35 PM (nFwvY)

95 According to JihadWatch, the terrorist in Strasbourg is Cherif Chekatt, 29 years old and registered by the Police. He is... wait for it... muslim.

Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2018 06:35 PM (fUnZ7)

96 87
Oh golly I just saw the meeting with PDT and Schumerlosi!



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ETC!

Posted by: freaked



Yup. Trump knows this is a winner for him.

Posted by: pep at December 11, 2018 06:36 PM (T6t7i)

97 >>Hillary = pep

That sucks.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 06:36 PM (/tuJf)

98 Don't math nazi me bro!

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 06:36 PM (NLLmE)

99 90
Man, if the Russians ran Beto's campaign, imagine what they could have done with $40 million instead of $4,000.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 06:35 PM (zt1Ym)


======


"No kidding -- if I'd thought of that, I'd be President now." -- Yeb!

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 06:36 PM (WqPYg)

100
I'm always amused when they say "we'll never sell your data to an outside company". Well, no SHIT. If you did, what would you have to sell?
Posted by: Hillary
-----------

Weasel words.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 06:36 PM (Ou6XS)

101 look morons, if we all collectively clean out our couch cushions and truck seat, we can pull out at least 5 k!

and maybe an old tissue, cig butt, condom.

maybe I shouldn't look.

Posted by: bah at December 11, 2018 06:37 PM (fE+0o)

102 $5000 is less than Wesley Snipes' Mom paid for printing and filling out 80,000 ballots.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2018 06:37 PM (1g7ch)

103 If you have a smartphone, location metadata is collected even when you have location services turned off.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 06:37 PM (zt1Ym)

104 Apple/Google same fucking difference!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 06:37 PM (0OmEj)

105
But here's the Barn Burner:

Those "ads"? Yeah, they weren't ads for Trump. They were ads promoting Left Wing grievances, such as black lives madder, etc.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 06:37 PM (PtGcE)

106 95
According to JihadWatch, the terrorist in Strasbourg is Cherif Chekatt,
29 years old and registered by the Police. He is... wait for it...
muslim.


Posted by: shibumi


Shut UP!!!!!!

Posted by: pep at December 11, 2018 06:37 PM (T6t7i)

107 I just ate some Cape Cod potota chips and some chocolate covered almonds.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 06:35 PM (PtGcE)



How do you feel about that?

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 06:37 PM (NLLmE)

108 The Russians spent about enough to buy appliances for an apartment kitchen -- and won.
------
We will BURY you!!!

Posted by: zombie Khrushchev at December 11, 2018 06:37 PM (Evws/)

109 NYT had front page story about apps tracking your every move. Only if you let them know your location, and everyone does for weather reports.

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 06:38 PM (+OYy0)

110 [ii]106
95

According to JihadWatch, the terrorist in Strasbourg is Cherif Chekatt,

29 years old and registered by the Police. He is... wait for it...

muslim.




Posted by: shibumi

Shut UP!!!!!!


Posted by: pep

It seems that they've finally cottoned on to the fact that denial of the obvious simply makes them look stupid and mendacious.

Posted by: pep at December 11, 2018 06:38 PM (T6t7i)

111 Hillary! spent $780 million dollars and we are to believe that somehow that that the Russians spending $4700 is a big deal?

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 11, 2018 06:38 PM (p0nVR)

112 Hillary = pep
Posted by: pep at December 11, 2018 06:34 PM (T6t7i)

Uh-oh.

Better lock up the Valu-Rite when pep's around.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 06:38 PM (saj0X)

113
I've decided that I'm going to invest 5, no, ten

dollars to take takeover the State of Texas and become its King.


That ought to work.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2018 06:38 PM (9X624)

114 Why care about locator part? Skipping a lot of steps

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 11, 2018 06:39 PM (PUmDY)

115 i'm trying to figure out if I am supposed to apolgise Russia for all their evil They did win an election for me.

who knew 5 k could win an election.

we've been doing this all wrong.

Posted by: bah at December 11, 2018 06:39 PM (fE+0o)

116
Fake News, when they acknowledge these "ads" were pro-left-wing, say the Russians were trying to sow discord and gin up resentment in Republican voters.

Yeah, right.

Since the "ads" were echoing the Democrats, I guess the Democrats were trying to GTVO for Republicans, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 06:39 PM (PtGcE)

117 Better lock up the Valu-Rite when pep's around.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Pfffffft. Scotch or die!

Posted by: pep at December 11, 2018 06:39 PM (T6t7i)

118 AOP - Last night I had to dodge out out of the ONT. Was the Buick V8 ever installed in the Rover TC 2000, or was it only in the 3500?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 06:33 PM (Ou6XS)

Well, the TC2000, if it had the V8 installed, became the 3500. I don't recall if it still carried the "TC" designation. But the first-generation 3500's were outwardly similar to the TC2000's. The second-generation 3500 was very different.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2018 06:39 PM (fDU8w)

119 74 I was listening to the testimony today and wondered who it was because that guy who was talking today did not have the accent when he was recorded onstage talking to a group of people recently.

but the important question is whether he is in any way tahred.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 11, 2018 06:39 PM (NmR1a)

120 Bebe, il fait froid dehors.

Posted by: Geten Froggee at December 11, 2018 06:40 PM (Z9C5C)

121 Here's the Kristmas Market Killer's photo. Looks pretty much like you'd expect.

https://bit.ly/2C5sSkQ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 06:40 PM (+y/Ru)

122 54
LCD, Diogenes and Mark,



It's gonna get blustery this evening. batten down the hatches!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 06:29 PM (d7Ww2)

Beef stew slowly simmering in the Dutch Oven. Yesterday's trip to Costco yielded refills of Jack Daniels and some decently priced red wine.


All good here. Thanks nurse ratched for watching out for us.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2018 06:40 PM (UsCnO)

123 $5000? lol...

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 06:40 PM (a0IVu)

124
Or carry a flip phone without GPS location feature. Then the closest tracking they can do is to what cell tower you are logged into.
------

No.

One word: Triangulation, they do it all of the time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 06:41 PM (fZcn6)

125 How is the Oval Office "wall" stuff a winner? Did I imagine the election already happening? Dems are going to feel pressured to do a 180 when they're in control, while GOP did nothing even though it "supported" the whole thing?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2018 06:41 PM (QDnY+)

126 on the other hand, Kremlin is very cost efficient..spending so little money to influence an election.

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 06:41 PM (a0IVu)

127 Yesterday's trip to Costco yielded refills of Jack Daniels

You have no idea how lucky you are.

Posted by: pep at December 11, 2018 06:41 PM (T6t7i)

128 $4,700 dollars or 312,127 roubles.
Money well spent to Fk up President's government, of course Democrats, #Nevers and Mueller's monkey fk did most of it.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 06:42 PM (/rm4P)

129
It also demonstrates how effective advertising on Facebook really is, and how susceptible Facebook users are to ads.

Of course, with 4 billion losers, even a small percentage would be enough to swing an election if all you need are a few thousand more votes.

As California has shown, all you really need are the names of registered voters. Any one that doesn't vote, gets an absentee ballot filled out in their name.



Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 06:42 PM (hrcfq)

130 erg, I keep missing whole words when typing

Posted by: bah at December 11, 2018 06:42 PM (fE+0o)

131 Double Jack and Ginger is a great drink.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 11, 2018 06:43 PM (PUmDY)

132 Would have been five thousand, but the Russians didn't know about Wisconsin either

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2018 06:43 PM (8ikIW)

133 Lets see the ads.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 06:43 PM (jGvbj)

134 Speaking of Google... has anyone else been receiving daily front page newslinks about Not-Binary Ben??

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 06:44 PM (saj0X)

135 98
Don't math nazi me bro!

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 06:36 PM (NLLmE)

50 Stormy Daniels blow jobs would mess up my math skills, too. We're all good, bro.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2018 06:44 PM (UsCnO)

136 130
erg, I keep missing whole words when typing

Posted by: bah at December 11, 2018 06:42 PM (fE+0o)


What about punctuation?

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 06:44 PM (jGvbj)

137 Is that Ace going incognito in the background of the Ted Poe video?

If so, spot on disguise Ace. Spot on.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2018 06:45 PM (ctBVQ)

138 I shot the Cherif but I did not shoot no Depute

Posted by: zombie Khrushchev at December 11, 2018 06:45 PM (Evws/)

139 wipe, like with a cloth?

track, like with a train?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 11, 2018 06:45 PM (Cus5s)

140 A used scooter is $4k????

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 11, 2018 06:45 PM (AFcUe)

141 Jonah Goldberg cuckitude just became self-aware.
Move to Russia you ass-kissing Bush-whore. You have as much business experience as Barack Obama.


Now sit down, kid. Grown folks are talking.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2018 06:45 PM (LL1Be)

142 Heard 20 seconds of this hearing when the Goolag guy was denying political element to search function results. Hilarious.


But unimportant. The political filtering will likely become spectacular over the next 2 years, and there's nothing Congress can do about it. Maybe there are regulatory options.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2018 06:46 PM (QDnY+)

143 Suppose Google wants to log all the phones that attend a Trump rally...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2018 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

144 Such return on investment. Maybe there is something to Putin being an evil genius.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 06:47 PM (6o8TS)

145 Twitter pests apparently don't know you can have Google apps installed on a non Google phone.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 11, 2018 06:47 PM (AFcUe)

146 143 Suppose Google wants to log all the phones that attend a Trump rally...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2018 06:47 PM (oVJmc)



What if I told you.......

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 06:48 PM (NLLmE)

147 Here's the Kristmas Market Killer's photo. Looks pretty much like you'd expect.

https://bit.ly/2C5sSkQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 06:40 PM (+y/Ru)


Not gonna bother.

I figure this is a new tradition in Europe. Christmas time = time for a moozie to kill a bunch of holiday revelers.

A hundred years from now, the little brown children of Europe will be gathered round their classrooms, and the teacher will ask "Hey kids, do you know why every year we let a small group of white people out of their cages, and engage in the ritual stabbing, running over or blowing up? That's right! Nobody knows, but it's fun to do, right?"

Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2018 06:48 PM (cY3LT)

148 Didja see Nazi Pelosi's description of her meeting with Der Trumpenfuehrer?

"The press is all there! Chuck is really shouting out. I was trying to be the mom. I can't explain it to you. It was so wild. It goes to show you: 'you get into a tickle contest with a skunk, you get tinkle all over you," Pelosi to her members after, per aide in room.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 06:49 PM (+y/Ru)

149 The "tracking you across the room" thing is a really stupid question. I would have just answered "no", because the guy sounds like a dipshit.

Posted by: Chris M at December 11, 2018 06:49 PM (7/NoB)

150 143 Suppose Google wants to log all the phones that attend a Trump rally...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2018 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

Go on...

Posted by: Jim Acosta, hands busy under the table at December 11, 2018 06:49 PM (6o8TS)

151 @133
The interesting thing is that they will never show you the actual ads.

I have only read cryptic descriptions of the ads, such is the visual power of these ads to brainwash you.

It is and was bullshit and spin contrived by Hillary and Donks to explain their loss and transfer onto Trump to justify the coup.

The more enraging thing is that the GOP has adopted this bullshit narrative as well.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 06:49 PM (qxq6t)

152 Russia spent as much money on ads to "compromise" our election as the average teenager spends on a used scooter.

In all fairness, the entire American Political Landscape is now worth less than a used scooter anyway. And did you ever have a sexy Italian chick press her boobs against your back as she wrapped her arms around you while you both rode an American presidential campaign around the Coliseum? No, you did not. Case closed.

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 06:49 PM (c+2jX)

153 #138 Hey. That slayed them at the Kremlin May Day party!

Capitalist assholes.

Posted by: zombie Khrushchev at December 11, 2018 06:49 PM (Evws/)

154 Speaking of Google... has anyone else been receiving daily front page newslinks about Not-Binary Ben??
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 06:44 PM (saj0X)

------------

I use a Pixel pyone with Chrome. Haven't seen much of Ben, but I have noticed that they link this very blog without commentary. Usually an ONT, of course.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 06:49 PM (ffYR/)

155 "It seems that they've finally cottoned on to the fact that denial of the obvious simply makes them look stupid and mendacious."



I was certain it was the Russians colluding and meddling again.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 06:49 PM (0QYMt)

156

I do all my searching on Bing.
How does Google know what news stories I'm interested in reading?

Bonus question, have you seen the 'stuff' google serves up as 'news' when you don't have any history they can use to target your bias?

I've accepted my place in the borg collective. I am fully integrated with the Google Universe. I even have them checking my spelling when I type. I love Big Brother.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 06:50 PM (hrcfq)

157
There's a world of difference between what (and how) Google collects
and disseminates consumer data, and how Apple does. Apple is, in simple
terms, a very safe company by comparison given how it anonymizes
information and given how its location services work (compared to
Google). Phone location tracking is one good example.


Apple wants you to be a captive customer to their products and hardware.

Google wants to sell you to everyone else.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2018 06:50 PM (oVJmc)

158 125 How is the Oval Office "wall" stuff a winner? Did I imagine the election already happening? Dems are going to feel pressured to do a 180 when they're in control, while GOP did nothing even though it "supported" the whole thing?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2018 06:41 PM (QDnY+)


======


From what little I heard today (excerpts from Rush) the one new twist is that PDT is aggressively going to proudly TAKE CREDIT for -- as opposed to fear as has always been the case in the recent past -- any #FakeShutdown. He's pitting it as him and we Normals against the Internationalist/Globalist Commies and making them own the total lack of border security.



But, yeah, I think PDT needs to start some serious arm-twisting of the RINOs (and I presume he needs about 10 Dems in the Senate?).

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 06:50 PM (WqPYg)

159 This cannot be right, I am seeing they are calling the Strasbourg as a 'terrorist attack'. Huh, must be a lone wolf.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 06:51 PM (6o8TS)

160 Didn't Occluded-Cortex spend more than that on Uber rides?

Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2018 06:51 PM (14URa)

161 I just read that newer wifi enabled cpap machines send data directly to your insurance company - they want yo know if you are adhering to it or not.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 06:51 PM (BJlbN)

162 I wish YouTube wasn't part of google. Very good stuff on there.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 11, 2018 06:52 PM (PUmDY)

163 What is the value of all that free favorable press that the MSM provided to the Old Hag?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2018 06:52 PM (oVJmc)

164 The typical Twitter Pests are making an issue that Poe was asking about an iPhone rather than an Android phone, the latter being the one made by Google, but of course an Android phone is designed to be a tracking device in your pocket, and Pichai understood what Poe was asking about.


Technically, the Google Asshole was correct -- with an iPhone, you have the option to "turn off" the tracking feature if you go into every single app's setting and disable the tracking stuff. But in practice, 99% of iPhone users never bother to do that, so they're basically all tracking devices anyway.

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 06:52 PM (c+2jX)

165 Does no cell phone make me off the grid?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 06:52 PM (oSQM4)

166 According to JihadWatch, the terrorist in Strasbourg is Cherif Chekatt,

29 years old and registered by the Police. He is... wait for it...

muslim.

Posted by: shibumi

----------------

The French are rioting due to various government stupidities, such as importing so many muslims, so, a jihadi decides to jihad during the riots.

I wonder if the French will respond in a disproportionate fashion?

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 06:52 PM (qC1Sy)

167 Boy o boy, if I hit the cash 4 in the Arky lottery tonight, I get $5000! I'm going to pick a nation and muck up their elections. Or, maybe I'll just blow it at the gun shop.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 11, 2018 06:53 PM (xzqr4)

168 162 I wish YouTube wasn't part of google. Very good stuff on there.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 11, 2018 06:52 PM (PUmDY)



I live on there. I could never watch tv again after youtube.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 06:53 PM (NLLmE)

169 they are calling the Strasbourg as a 'terrorist attack'.
--------

Method acting!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 06:53 PM (2qPhT)

170 My CPAP is cellular not WIFI.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 06:53 PM (0OmEj)

171 143
Suppose Google wants to log all the phones that attend a Trump rally...


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2018 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

The code is already scheduled for the next update. The summary reports for management are there, too, but the detailed reports of tying the Trump callers with registered gun lists isn't being released until next spring.
But the summary reports DO break out the calls by race and age, so at least there is that.

Posted by: Google coders at December 11, 2018 06:53 PM (UsCnO)

172 "It goes to show you: 'you get into a tickle contest with a skunk, you get tinkle all over you," Pelosi to her members after, per aide in room.


#MeowToo

Posted by: The cat from Pepe Le Pew cartoons at December 11, 2018 06:53 PM (786Ro)

173 165 Does no cell phone make me off the grid?
Posted by: Ben Had


In Soviet America, no cell phone means we put you on the rack!

No serf is allowed to remain untracked!

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 06:54 PM (c+2jX)

174 @156
Do you use chrome?
Do you use gmail?
Do you own a smart phone?
Etc.
If you have a modern computer and use modern tools then you are tracked, profiled and your meta data is pretty much like the town whore.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 06:54 PM (qxq6t)

175 In fairness, when Barry Obama was in office, all it cost Putin was a ESPN Premium Sports Package.

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 06:54 PM (Z9C5C)

176 Well, well, well. This might explain why Sessions chose Huber to oversee the Clinton Foundation investigation. Seems the CF has had tax issues with the IRS for false state filings in Utah for years.

https://tinyurl.com/yd8wow77

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 06:54 PM (/tuJf)

177 ShainS that is not really much a new twist.


And coming now - vs. any time in the last, well, 2 years - um ...... well, we'll see. I do not see strategery, and I do not smell success.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2018 06:54 PM (QDnY+)

178 I wish YouTube wasn't part of google. Very good stuff on there.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 11, 2018 06:52 PM (PUmDY)

---------------

Use hooktube.com. It searches youtube, but with no tracking by either allowed.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 06:54 PM (ffYR/)

179 You know, if Russian ads had such a profound effect on the results of the election, shouldn't the media be able to find a few people who will say those ads convinced them to change their vote?

The haven't done that because they can't, because the adds didn't influence anyone, and it is all a fucking joke.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 11, 2018 06:54 PM (AJj50)

180 Does no cell phone make me off the grid?
--

How do you get your internet?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 06:54 PM (hrcfq)

181 "It goes to show you: 'you get into a tickle contest with a skunk, you get tinkle all over you," Pelosi to her members after, per aide in room.


Think she's losing her cabbage?*

*classic line from an underrated movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 06:55 PM (6o8TS)

182 163 What is the value of all that free favorable press that the MSM provided to the Old Hag?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2018 06:52 PM (oVJmc)
-----------

My favorite "in kind" contribution by MSM to Hillary was the commercial disguised as an interview at the home of Biden's mother.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 06:55 PM (qC1Sy)

183 Does no cell phone make me off the grid?
Posted by: Ben Had
-------

Not if you are driving, or using any sort of credit card.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 06:55 PM (2qPhT)

184 I work with apps that are starting to incorporate AI. Both amazingly cool and fucking scary what these things will do in a few years.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 11, 2018 06:55 PM (AFcUe)

185 The Russians spent less than the price of a Trabant, and got better mileage for their money.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 06:55 PM (fD23g)

186 Does no cell phone make me off the grid?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 06:52 PM


They're so cute and adorable when they're young ...

Posted by: Bob from NSA at December 11, 2018 06:55 PM (ctuyM)

187 179 You know, if Russian ads had such a profound effect on the results of the election, shouldn't the media be able to find a few people who will say those ads convinced them to change their vote?

The haven't done that because they can't, because the adds didn't influence anyone, and it is all a fucking joke.
Posted by: Dean Wormer


Especially since, as has been revealed previously, the Russians ALSO did stuff to promote Hillary's campaign. Ooops.

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 06:55 PM (c+2jX)

188 I think that forensic accounting expert, just using public info, found massive irregularities withe the Clinton Foundation. Think he published an op-ed or two in the WSJ, years ago, about it. Could be mixing some details up here.



Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2018 06:56 PM (QDnY+)

189 How in the hell is the border wall even a little controversial? We live in strange times.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 06:56 PM (0OmEj)

190 You know, if Russian ads had such a profound effect on the results of the election, shouldn't the media be able to find a few people who will say those ads convinced them to change their vote?
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It's like trying to find someone who can't vote because no ID.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 06:56 PM (2qPhT)

191 No serf is allowed to remain untracked!
Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 06:54 PM (c+2jX)

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A couple years ago I was interviewing for a job - very promising. The big boss abruptly dismissed me in the third interview, when he asked for my social media info, and I told him I don't use it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 06:56 PM (saj0X)

192 Zombie, my new yard sign says "You are in range"

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 06:57 PM (oSQM4)

193 161 I just read that newer wifi enabled cpap machines send data directly to your insurance company - they want yo know if you are adhering to it or not.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 06:51 PM (BJlbN)

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Wow, that's creepy. It won't be long before mandatory DNA samples are forcibly demanded by the Feral Government to be shared with the Single-Payer National Health Care System and Death Panels. From my cold, dead, spit ...

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 06:57 PM (WqPYg)

194
No one asked whether or not Google is an actual propaganda entity of the Democrat-Left, and as a pseudo monopoly a gatekeeper of free speech.

Thanks, GOP.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 06:57 PM (/9p9e)

195 Or carry a flip phone without GPS location feature. Then the closest tracking they can do is to what cell tower you are logged into.
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No.

One word: Triangulation, they do it all of the time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 06:41 PM (fZcn6)


No way! It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

What you do is have a guy, someone real shady, buy a bunch of stolen flip phones out of the trunk of his 1993 Camry, have another guy who sells stolen sim cards out of his 1997 Geo Tracker, put them together in random order, whenever you want to make a call, then make the call, then take the used phone and sim card out, buy some stolen weather balloons from a guy with a beard, driving a 2002 Subaru Impreza, launch the flip phone in one balloon, the sim card in another, and the cindered ashes of the guys who sold you all of the above in still another... and they won't be able to track you.

See. Easy.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2018 06:57 PM (cY3LT)

196 How in the hell is the border wall even a little controversial? We live in strange times.
Posted by: USNtakim
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Because the Left see them (correctly) as Dem voters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 06:57 PM (2qPhT)

197 They're so cute and adorable when they're young ...
Posted by: Bob from NSA


hiya BOB!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 06:57 PM (d7Ww2)

198 When used as most people use them, ALL smartphones know exactly where you are at all times. Because of that, they know who you meet with, where you go, how you get there, etc.

Additionally, there is really nothing to keep Google, Apple, or the government from listening through you microphone or watching you through the camera when ever they want.

As a matter of fact, it's almost certain that both are always on and being analyzed by the NSA on a constant basis. You should also assume that all of your conversations, texts, emails, browser and search history are also in possession of the government (at a minimum).

Posted by: OCBill at December 11, 2018 06:57 PM (df+Zi)

199 I delete my history in vain, apparently.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 11, 2018 06:57 PM (PUmDY)

200 189 How in the hell is the border wall even a little controversial? We live in strange times.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 06:56 PM (0OmEj)

When an entire political party's future electoral strategy depends on wholesale importation of millions of new government dependents who are expected to vote for them, you can expect that party to kick up a fuss.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

201 Helloooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

202 A couple years ago I was interviewing for a job - very promising. The big boss abruptly dismissed me in the third interview, when he asked for my social media info, and I told him I don't use it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 06:56 PM (saj0X)



That's fucked up.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 06:58 PM (NLLmE)

203 >>Does no cell phone make me off the grid?

Yes, as long as you never use the internet.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 06:58 PM (/tuJf)

204 131
Double Jack and Ginger is a great drink.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 11, 2018 06:43 PM (PUmDY)

agreed, except I have the bartender hold the Ginger.
just a couple of those big rocks of ice.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2018 06:58 PM (UsCnO)

205 I wish YouTube wasn't part of google. Very good stuff on there.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 11, 2018 06:52 PM (PUmDY)

Use hooktube. If someone gives you a youtube link, just copy and paste the link into a new browser tab, and replace the "y o u " with "h o o k". Gets you the video, and no annoying ewetoob ads.

Here: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=pafY6sZt0FE

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2018 06:59 PM (fDU8w)

206 Hiya Insom!

made any travel plans yet? I dusted off some of my....

toys

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 06:59 PM (d7Ww2)

207 185 The Russians spent less than the price of a Trabant, and got better mileage for their money.

hmm. trabants are more expensive than i thought. you could get a hyundai accent for that kind of money.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 11, 2018 06:59 PM (NmR1a)

208 191 No serf is allowed to remain untracked!
Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 06:54 PM (c+2jX)

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A couple years ago I was interviewing for a job - very promising. The big boss abruptly dismissed me in the third interview, when he asked for my social media info, and I told him I don't use it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 06:56 PM (saj0X)

WTAF?!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)

209 WA state will start charging drivers by the miles driven as opposed to a flat registration fee. How will they know how much you drive? Simple. A tracking device in your car. But don't worry they pinky swear all they track is miles driven and not where you drive.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 11, 2018 06:59 PM (AFcUe)

210 So I made a joke about the porn star having to pay for sex with Trump and I was blocked. How fucking hilarious considering how much they bitch about conservatives being blocked.

Posted by: ryukyu at December 11, 2018 06:59 PM (vKhgw)

211 Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 06:59 PM (d7Ww2)

Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)

212 Helloooo nurse!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 06:58 PM


Begun it has.

Posted by: @MoronYoda at December 11, 2018 07:00 PM (ctuyM)

213 189 Every Leftist the world over has bought into Karl Marx no borders. Thart goes for here and Europe.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 07:00 PM (/rm4P)

214 ... that is not really much a new twist.


And
coming now - vs. any time in the last, well, 2 years - um ...... well,
we'll see. I do not see strategery, and I do not smell success.


Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2018 06:54 PM (QDnY+)


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Yeah, I wish he'd done this with that last Cromnibus bill. Who knows, maybe we'd have retained The House.

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:00 PM (WqPYg)

215 175
In fairness, when Barry Obama was in office, all it cost Putin was a ESPN Premium Sports Package.


Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 06:54 PM (Z9C5C)

and who says that comedy is dead?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2018 07:00 PM (UsCnO)

216 Jackstraw, No cell phone, a P.O. Box and a landline that is not in my name.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 07:01 PM (oSQM4)

217 Good evening, ya'll.

Posted by: Bert G at December 11, 2018 07:01 PM (OMsf+)

218 Does no cell phone make me off the grid?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 06:52 PM (oSQM4)


Yes, Ben Had, aka Mitchell Filster, living at 1632 Spurwood Drive, Apartment 6D, Hockney, NJ, 16002, it does.

Oh hey, look, it sez here you spent $4.7K last year on midget mexican wrestling videos!

Posted by: Yer Guvment at December 11, 2018 07:02 PM (cY3LT)

219 @198
Google already does that.

A tech guy from endgadget I believe discovered that his Echo was listening in on conversations between him and his wife when they were discussing possible vacation plans to Japan.
He went online and noticed that sites he was visiting were targeting him with low cost flight to Japan even though he had never done a web search for flight to Japan.

This is not going to end well.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 07:02 PM (qxq6t)

220 i usually forget my phone at home. when and if they are tracking me, i generally never leave the house. i don't call anybody, and nobody calls me. i really don't give a fuck if they know where i am. i never carry the lime and tarps together in the same car anyway.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:02 PM (KP5rU)

221 Not if you are driving, or using any sort of credit card.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 06:55 PM (2qPhT)

None of my cars have OnStar, or whatever the Ford equivalent is. Studebakers send smoke signals.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2018 07:02 PM (fDU8w)

222 WA state will start charging drivers by the miles driven as opposed to a flat registration fee. How will they know how much you drive? Simple. A tracking device in your car. But don't worry they pinky swear all they track is miles driven and not where you drive.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 11, 2018 06:59 PM (AFcUe)

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It's like they never heard of the 4th Amendment.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 07:02 PM (ffYR/)

223 204 131
Double Jack and Ginger is a great drink.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 11, 2018 06:43 PM (PUmDY)

agreed, except I have the bartender hold the Ginger.
just a couple of those big rocks of ice.

No ice No mixers. Jack is OK, Knob creek, Makers mark, BT, Monkey shoulder are all better choices.

But you can do you.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 07:02 PM (0OmEj)

224 174 @156
Do you use chrome?
Do you use gmail?
Do you own a smart phone?
Etc.
If you have a modern computer and use modern tools then you are tracked, profiled and your meta data is pretty much like the town whore.
Posted by: Kreplach


This happened to me yesterday:

I ALREADY have the built-in camera and microphone on my home computer taped-over and blocked. With 5 layers of tape. Did that years ago.

EVEN SO, yesterday. someone in my home yelled to people in the other room, while laughing, "Did you see that photo of such-and-such celebrity in yoga pants? She's so fat! It's gross!"

And then TEN MINUTES LATER I got a pop-up ad on my screen for goddamn YOGA PANTS!

Even though i have never ever searched for yoga pants, do not own yoga pants, etc.

All cell phones in the house were turned off/shut-down/OFF and in desk drawers. The computer's microphone is taped over. I do not own an Alexa or Dot-type device.

HOW IN THE HELL DID THEY KNOW TO SEND ME A YOGA PANTS AD???

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:02 PM (c+2jX)

225
Filster. Is that a Filner cock-holster?

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 07:03 PM (/9p9e)

226 WTAF?!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)

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Yep. When I said that he acted like I pulled my dick out.

It was like that scene in Idiocracy when they find out Not Sure is unscannable.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 07:03 PM (saj0X)

227 >>Jackstraw, No cell phone, a P.O. Box and a landline that is not in my name.

That's probably about as good as you can do these days.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 07:04 PM (/tuJf)

228 Shit, sorry, it was on gwpundit. The main site that complains about people being blocked on twitter etc.

Posted by: ryukyu at December 11, 2018 07:04 PM (vKhgw)

229 No ice No mixers. Jack is OK, Knob creek, Makers mark, BT, Monkey shoulder are all better choices.

But you can do you.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 07:02 PM (0OmEj)

Knob Creek Maple is the shizznit.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 07:04 PM (NWiLs)

230 @224
Because your smart devices are listening to you and essentially narking on you.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 07:04 PM (qxq6t)

231 Jerry, did you skip class the day they said: *Remember, never ask a question you do not already know the answer to.*

Boy , those Russkies sure know how to get leverage for the buck, huh? Damn, Trump probably gave them those secrets!

BTW, the last super-spy the CIA sent to the Kremlin came back home pretty quick: they sent his dick home in a jar of pickles. Only cost $38 million to train him in how to avoid profiling muzzies.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 11, 2018 07:04 PM (eEO59)

232 Oh they know.

That's how they make $100 million.

Posted by: Golfman at December 11, 2018 07:04 PM (GL/05)

233 @191 A couple years ago I was interviewing for a job - very promising. The big boss abruptly dismissed me in the third interview, when he asked for my social media info, and I told him I don't use it.
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Probably thought that you were lying, and had something to hide.

Given the stupid stuff - particularly anti-employer stuff - that people post on their social media pages, it's not uncommon for employers to want to see your Facebook page. Some of them will ask for your login credentials. I've heard that the proper response in such situations is to refuse to provide the credentials, but offer to log in on your own device so that they can look things over from your account's PoV, and make sure that you're not hiding nasty comments about your previous employers.

Personally, I stick with the request made by one of my previous employers - i.e. don't identify your employer in social media. Even if you don't disparage your employer, people who get upset with you can still use that info to pressure your employer to get you fired.

Posted by: junior at December 11, 2018 07:04 PM (Fp6vo)

234 203 >>Does no cell phone make me off the grid?

Yes, as long as you never use the internet.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 06:58 PM (/tuJf)


Or have a bank account.

Or see a doctor or go to an ER.

Or enter a municipality that has traffic cameras.

Or have your teeth fixed.

Or...

It's pretty hard to avoid being in some data store somewhere.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 11, 2018 07:05 PM (di1hb)

235 HOW IN THE HELL DID THEY KNOW TO SEND ME A YOGA PANTS AD???

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:02 PM (c+2jX)


They send everyone yoga pants ads because odds are 68% of people will buy yoga pants.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:05 PM (lwiT4)

236 It will be interesting to see how this "shutdown" is played.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 11, 2018 07:05 PM (PUmDY)

237 211 Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 06:59 PM (d7Ww2)


Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)

The Love Boat...

Soon we'll be making another run...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:06 PM (6o8TS)

238 So the FAB paid more for to Steele, than the Russians paid to Google. By orders of magnitude.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2018 07:06 PM (dNzKv)

239 My family doesn't think the Echo Dots work very reliably, mainly because I block their internet access at the router level and didn't tell them.

Yeah, I'm that guy.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2018 07:06 PM (IfYaq)

240 Freaking hate google. Apparently my phone has a gmail account. Wasn't aware i even had it. Every talk to text i did on my android was sent to that account on my tablet. Nosy daughter discovered. Nothing is private.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 11, 2018 07:06 PM (bUhFa)

241 They send everyone yoga pants ads because odds are 68% of people will buy yoga pants.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:05 PM (lwiT4)

Or like to look at women in yoga pants- the right women!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:06 PM (6o8TS)

242 HOW IN THE HELL DID THEY KNOW TO SEND ME A YOGA PANTS AD???
Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:02 PM (c+2jX)

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Do you live in an apartment building that supplies internet access?

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 07:06 PM (qC1Sy)

243 There shall be no dissing of yoga pants. Greatest apparel invention of the last century.

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 07:06 PM (786Ro)

244 209 Pennsylvania has a space to put your mileage for your registration. They could track it by inspection if Washington has that.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 07:07 PM (/rm4P)

245 Even though i have never ever searched for yoga pants, do not own yoga pants, etc.
HOW IN THE HELL DID THEY KNOW TO SEND ME A YOGA PANTS AD???
Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:02 PM


Ve haff ways ...

Posted by: Gavin Newsommann at December 11, 2018 07:07 PM (ctuyM)

246 Nood, Jen Rubin, Arch-conservative.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:07 PM (6o8TS)

247 Iron Mike Golf, I use some of those things but only I know where I am at any point in time.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 07:07 PM (oSQM4)

248 I have met perhaps three people who have any business wearing yoga pants.

the rest of the population looks like the people of walmart when they try

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 07:08 PM (d7Ww2)

249 They send everyone yoga pants ads because odds are 68% of people will buy yoga pants.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:05 PM

Ya, I couldn't get the thought together. I was thinking random chance. The account that placed the ad gets paid for placing the ad. They don't care if anyone buys anything. They like to brag about how effective their ads are though.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 07:08 PM (hrcfq)

250 Re Japan flights...

I was talking to my boss once over the phone and we were talking about skiing at Lake Tahoe and later that day one of my Google email ads was you guessed it skiing at Lake Tahoe and here are some discounted rates blah blah blah

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 11, 2018 07:08 PM (AFcUe)

251 Not if you are driving, or using any sort of credit card.
Toronto's new transit system passes track where you pay to board too although it's not super accurate so far. If I need an alibi for a crime, I'll wait until winter and get a fat guy to wear my coat and balaclava while using my transit pass to go to the other side of the city via public transit. "But I was in Scarborough, constable, while dog shit was being spread over Justin's car handles in Mimico between the hours of 10 and 2 o'clock. Just check my Metropass and the bus video!"

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 07:08 PM (Evws/)

252 229
No ice No mixers. Jack is OK, Knob creek, Makers mark, BT, Monkey shoulder are all better choices.



But you can do you.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 07:02 PM (0OmEj)



Knob Creek Maple is the shizznit.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 07:04 PM (NWiLs)
The power of whisky. People discussing their differences, respectfully, with genuine interest.

Compare to the SJW's and their ilk. Their lawlessness. How they despise anyone not parroting their screeching.

I'll take whisky drinkers every damned time.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2018 07:08 PM (UsCnO)

253 @198 As a matter of fact, it's almost certain that both are always on and being analyzed by the NSA on a constant basis. You should also assume that all of your conversations, texts, emails, browser and search history are also in possession of the government (at a minimum).
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If you have a mobile device that uses the Android operating system, then Google has all of this.

Posted by: junior at December 11, 2018 07:08 PM (Fp6vo)

254 209 WA state will start charging drivers by the miles driven as opposed to a flat registration fee. How will they know how much you drive? Simple. A tracking device in your car. But don't worry they pinky swear all they track is miles driven and not where you drive.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 11, 2018 06:59 PM (AFcUe)


Oh, Christ, now CA will start doing that. Except they'll make it in addition to the registration fee.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2018 07:08 PM (VNsf1)

255 There shall be no dissing of yoga pants. Greatest apparel invention of the last century.
Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 07:06 PM


This!

Posted by: Cora Segal at December 11, 2018 07:09 PM (ctuyM)

256 HOW IN THE HELL DID THEY KNOW TO SEND ME A YOGA PANTS AD???
Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:02 PM (c+2jX)


Who doesn't love yoga pants?

We wuz just guessin' this time.

Posted by: Yer Guvment at December 11, 2018 07:09 PM (cY3LT)

257 HOW IN THE HELL DID THEY KNOW TO SEND ME A YOGA PANTS AD???
Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:02 PM (c+2jX)


I grabbed a fresh notepad this morning and every time something was advertised to me and didn't have any correlation to anything I had said or done within the last ten minutes, I wrote it down. I ended up throwing it away at around 3pm because it was full.

It's because it's pure coincidence and you get a few hundred ads every hour, is what I'm saying.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 11, 2018 07:09 PM (t+qrx)

258 None of my cars have OnStar, or whatever the Ford equivalent is. Studebakers send smoke signals.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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License plate readers are proliferating. Private companies are, in some cases, installing those (to sell the data) here and yon, as well as some law enforcement.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 07:09 PM (fZcn6)

259 7 out of 10 women at the grocery store wear yoga pants

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 07:09 PM (/rm4P)

260 219 @198
Google already does that.

A tech guy from endgadget I believe discovered that his Echo was listening in on conversations between him and his wife when they were discussing possible vacation plans to Japan.
He went online and noticed that sites he was visiting were targeting him with low cost flight to Japan even though he had never done a web search for flight to Japan.

This is not going to end well.
Posted by: Kreplach


That's basically what happened to me with the yoga pants, except I DON'T OWN ECHO DOT OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF INTERNET-ENABLED DEVICE other than this computer. The only way I can even imagine they overheard me is thought he five layers of tape blocking my microphone.

Next step: Jab a screwdriver into the microphone hole and give it an electronic lobotomy.


Remember Gene Hackman in the final scene of The Conversation? Dude was on to something.

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:09 PM (c+2jX)

261 All cell phones in the house were turned off/shut-down/OFF and in desk drawers. The computer's microphone is taped over. I do not own an Alexa or Dot-type device.

HOW IN THE HELL DID THEY KNOW TO SEND ME A YOGA PANTS AD???
Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:02 PM (c+2jX)

Tape blocks cameras pretty well. But tape over the microphone grille doesn't help much. The laptop screen acts like a sounding board, and the mic still "hears" ambient sound.

Remove the mic altogether, or at least snip the wire. There are plenty of plug-in mics available if you need one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2018 07:10 PM (fDU8w)

262 Bet NPR will be yukking it up about this on the news tomorrow, right? Right? Anybody?

Okay, maybe not...

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 11, 2018 07:10 PM (eEO59)

263
HOW IN THE HELL DID THEY KNOW TO SEND ME A YOGA PANTS AD???

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:02 PM (c+2jX)


=====


Two words: Smart Appliances. Or check the back of your neck for an implant ...

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:10 PM (WqPYg)

264 >>>Does no cell phone make me off the grid?
<<<

Why would you want to be off of the grid? Embrace those big balls and proudly sway them for all to see gently to and fro like the people of Whoville embracing and singing a joyous Christmas song.

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 07:11 PM (Z9C5C)

265 I go to a lot of concerts, and most Big shows don't let you have straight driink doubles.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 11, 2018 07:11 PM (PUmDY)

266 Not sure I trust this guy's word on anything, so the lowball of Russian ad purchases may not be valid. But really, that's comically pathetic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2018 07:12 PM (39g3+)

267
Alexa, are you listening?

Alexa: "Uh, no... Why do you ask?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 07:13 PM (fZcn6)

268 230 @224
Because your smart devices are listening to you and essentially narking on you.
Posted by: Kreplach


But I don't own any "smart devices" Seriously. 99% of the technology in my house is intentionally old-tech.

Thermostat? Analog. No "Smart Thermostats" for me.

TV? 1970s tube TV. No microphone, no internet, nothin.'

Fridge? No electronics.

Cell phone? Only one, and it was literally OFF-off, not simply "inactive." Shut down. Dead. AND in a desk drawer in another part of the house.

No video game consoles. No iPads. No other cell phones. No Echo Dot, no Alexa, no Siri, no Kindle, none of that shit.

So what could it have been, other than my computer?

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:13 PM (c+2jX)

269 There is some app on my tablet that busts onto the screen whenever it wants, right now mostly its Instagram. I wouldn't use them if you put a gun to my head.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 07:14 PM (/rm4P)

270 Poe's questioning is very likely a warning that they know certain things Google has been up to.

There is going to be some manner of revolt at some point when people learn the scope of their misbehavior. "don't be evil" my ass.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at December 11, 2018 07:15 PM (eAshZ)

271 302 Electoral College votes for a mere $4700? That is some great ROI!

Posted by: Nunya Bidness at December 11, 2018 07:15 PM (y7aoc)

272
So what could it have been, other than my computer?
Posted by: zombie
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Pretty sure this question answers itself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 07:15 PM (fZcn6)

273 235 HOW IN THE HELL DID THEY KNOW TO SEND ME A YOGA PANTS AD???

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:02 PM (c+2jX)


They send everyone yoga pants ads because odds are 68% of people will buy yoga pants.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate


LOL. That might be true. But it was the TIMING that was suspicious. I never have gotten a yoga pants ad before, ever, and then immediately after someone in my house yells "yoga pants!", I get my first yoga pants ad. Weird.

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:16 PM (c+2jX)

274 242 HOW IN THE HELL DID THEY KNOW TO SEND ME A YOGA PANTS AD???
Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:02 PM (c+2jX)

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Do you live in an apartment building that supplies internet access?

Posted by: Blake


Nope. My own place. My own access.

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:17 PM (c+2jX)

275 So what could it have been, other than my computer?
Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:13 PM (c+2jX)

Download a free copy of Audacity; it's an excellent audio editing program. Get it running, and set the computer's microphone as the input device. If the mic can "hear" you, you will see the audio displayed graphically on screen. Then you can do surgery on the mic, until it no longer shows any activity on-screen as you talk. Or shout.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2018 07:17 PM (fDU8w)

276 There is going to be some manner of revolt at some point when people learn the scope of their misbehavior. "don't be evil" my ass.
Posted by: lurker
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Most millennials think it is all swell, as do some of my contemporaries. When you point out the invasion of privacy, they say something like "Oh, I don't care. I only do boring stuff that no one would be interested in."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 07:18 PM (fZcn6)

277 I'd rather have a pair of yoga pants in front of me than an electronic lobotomy!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 07:18 PM (Evws/)

278 This claim of $4,700 spent by Russian on the election is in the same realm as Lieawatha's claim of Indian ancestry.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 07:19 PM (/rm4P)

279 If Google was a foreign government we'd be in a state of war with them.

Then again, maybe not because they'd have paid off all the American politicians.

Posted by: MAGA at December 11, 2018 07:19 PM (/irRi)

280 "All cell phones in the house were turned off/shut-down/OFF and in desk drawers."

Powered off doesn't mean anything. You have to remove the battery. This used to be an issue with .gov groups, primarily, but now you even need to do it against marketing. If it's something you can't remove the battery from, then a desk drawer isn't going to cut it either, you're going to need more soundproofing or distance.

Also don't forget that data will be gathered on you from *other* people's devices, when possible. You're not in the clear just because you don't own one, or don't have one present. All it takes is one.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at December 11, 2018 07:19 PM (eAshZ)

281 Russians can buy an election for under $5K. Beto can't buy an election for tens of milions. Advantage Vlad.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2018 07:20 PM (H5knJ)

282 Tape blocks cameras pretty well. But tape over the microphone grille doesn't help much. The laptop screen acts like a sounding board, and the mic still "hears" ambient sound.

Remove the mic altogether, or at least snip the wire. There are plenty of plug-in mics available if you need one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Good advice, but beyond my skill set. This is an Apple unibody laptop. Unless you are a trained expert and have the specialty tools, it's nearly impossible to access the innards.

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:21 PM (c+2jX)

283 I love posting five posts only to find out they're removed because your IP is banned.

Perhaps the seed to defeat Google lies in the AoS code?

Posted by: MAGA at December 11, 2018 07:21 PM (/irRi)

284 This tablet I'm on is andold Android and never setup a Google account, but if JavaScript is off I never see ads here anyway. The Sonobi ads were different though, very pesky.

Anyway I don't know if gooble is tracking me or not but if they are it's not associated with a gmail account and even if they are so what all they are going to see is some incomprehensible bullshit generated but some freaked out maniac.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 07:21 PM (UdKB7)

285 "Most millennials think it is all swell, as do some
of my contemporaries. When you point out the invasion of privacy, they
say something like "Oh, I don't care. I only do boring stuff that no one
would be interested in."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 07:18 PM (fZcn6)"
That's a spectacular failure of imagination on their part. The first observation is that they only do boring things, until someone at Google objects to them, at which point you can't find them on maps, can't get search hits, etc.
Moonbats at Google can and do carry out routine sabotage against those they perceive as political enemies.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at December 11, 2018 07:22 PM (eAshZ)

286 275 So what could it have been, other than my computer?
Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:13 PM (c+2jX)

Download a free copy of Audacity; it's an excellent audio editing program. Get it running, and set the computer's microphone as the input device. If the mic can "hear" you, you will see the audio displayed graphically on screen. Then you can do surgery on the mic, until it no longer shows any activity on-screen as you talk. Or shout.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Interesting! But the surgery part is beyond me.

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:23 PM (c+2jX)

287 'Unless you are a trained expert and have the specialty tools, it's nearly impossible to access the innards'

All you need is a drill. I'm pretty sure there is a utoob video on it.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (UdKB7)

288 I don't know the first thing about technology, but I'm not quite ready to believe that an organization that can secretly and untraceably turn on zombie's phones, hear her through walls, and build a comprehensive profile on her based on machine-learning vocal recognition from snippets of overheard conversations on other peoples' devices is going to piece the puzzle together and send in their doomsday weapon: a web ad for fucking yoga pants on her browser. Wouldn't it be easier to just beat her up and take her wallet or something? Steal her credit card number? I dunno, maybe I'm being crazy here.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 11, 2018 07:25 PM (t+qrx)

289 287 'Unless you are a trained expert and have the specialty tools, it's nearly impossible to access the innards'

All you need is a drill. I'm pretty sure there is a utoob video on it.
Posted by: freaked


Sounds legit.

Posted by: Gene Hackman at December 11, 2018 07:26 PM (c+2jX)

290 Hillary spent about $1.2BTrump spent about $800M
But this election got swung by about $5K?
The Russian who did this is fricken genius

Posted by: rayj at December 11, 2018 07:26 PM (pI/IV)

291 Good advice, but beyond my skill set. This is an Apple unibody laptop. Unless you are a trained expert and have the specialty tools, it's nearly impossible to access the innards.
Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:21 PM (c+2jX)

Walk into the Apple Store with your laptop, and a jar of Carolina Reaper pepper sauce. Tell the flunky: "Remove the microphone from this device, or I will paint it with pepper sauce, and jam it up your ass. Sideways."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2018 07:26 PM (fDU8w)

292 Here I am jabbering on a dead thread. Sorry I missed out on the aluminium V8 thread. I saw a xke with one of those in it. Why? I dunno

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 07:28 PM (UdKB7)

293 Zombie, check out ifixit. They have a lot of repair guides that are accessible to the motivated layperson, and offer tools to make it easier.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2018 07:31 PM (IfYaq)

294 Dead thread? Oh well time for bed anyway.
Goodnight.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (/rm4P)

295 As an Android developer myself - Sundar is right about that. It's not a yes or no question. There's a level of complexity on these devices that makes a simple "yes or no" answer all but impossible. I have a feeling that the Congressman was just hamming it for the cameras as these hearings often are.

As for Android being a tracking mechanism itself - thats not technically correct. Out of the box Android doesn't have anything to do with Google or any other service provider. It's when Google Play Services gets installed that the phone starts feeding info back to Google.

My phone has two user profiles on it... one of them is completely AOSP (stock) Android which has no google services. If I need to access my Google account I switch user profiles so I can access those services.

Posted by: Defenestratus at December 11, 2018 07:41 PM (kI/3T)

296 29 From a country with a pretty Low GDP and population.

Most of whom are shitfaced at any given moment. Except the Aeroflot crews.

HAHAHAHA just kidding. They are too.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 11, 2018 07:48 PM (eEO59)

297 'My phone has two user profiles on it... one of them is completely AOSP (stock) Android which has no google services.'

As is this tablet but I cant install any apps.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 07:56 PM (UdKB7)

298 Campaign expenses to become the very first female president of the United States of America: $794,875,608

Russian campaign against you: $4,700

Losing to Orange Man: Priceless

Posted by: Another Anon at December 11, 2018 08:01 PM (MTejJ)

UK University Demands that Comedians Sign Contract Guaranteeing a Humor Safe Space

Not unbelievable.

"Attached is a short behavioural agreement form that we will ask for you to sign on the day to avoid problems," wrote Fisayo Eniolorunda, the club's event organizer, in an email to Kisin and four other comedians sent Sunday.

"This comedy night... aims to provide a safe space for everyone to share and listen to Comedy," states the behavioral agreement form. "This contract has been written to ensure an environment where joy, love, and acceptance are reciprocated by all."

"By signing this contract, you are agreeing to our no tolerance policy with regards to racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism."

Biphobia?

"All topics must be presented in a way that is respectful and kind. It does not mean that these topics can not be discussed. But, it must be done in a respectful and non-abusive way," the agreement added.

Kisin told PJ Media that he initially "couldn’t believe it."

Here's a question which I think is worth discussing: Have we reached "Peak SJW," which means the high point of SJW Neo-Puritanism for Mutants, but also means the point at which it declines?

I have not thought we hit this point at which people regain their sanity before. That might have been a big difference between me and various cucks, who always told themselves "This too will pass, mustn't say anything too imprudent about the current situation, just offer occasional jibes about SJW excesses and sometimes a Sternly Worded Essay," whereas I saw this as a growing and very serious threat that showed no signs of abating. Quite the opposite.

For some reason, though, now I'm open to the possibility that we might be on the verge of a fight-back, and that we might be living in the Last Days of NPC Mobs.

Was the Kevin Hart mob-hunt a scalp too far? Was attacking athletes for routine tweets -- boys calling their friends "fags" -- when they were 14 or 15 years old too far?

Look at these sanctimonious Neo-Puritans piously telling us the athletes brought it on themselves by being... children at one point:





The reporters are claiming that the athletes did this to themselves because of course if someone said "fag" when he was 14, then it's newsworthy.

Really? When did that become newsworthy?

Is it newsworthy if a female reporter at USAToday tends to sleep with men on her first date or non-date? If a semi-prominent online "reporter" has a big and well-known coke habit, why isn't that also news?

If we're not exercising any level of discrimination between what is newsworthy and what is not newsworthy, why are reporters' secrets secret?

If everything is "newsworthy," then let the reporters' secrets flow.

These media companies actually have people on staff whose primary job it is to dig up social media embarrassments of anybody and scalp them. That's Buzzfeed Andrew's job at CNN. And that's also Oliver Darcy's job there -- well, his is partly that, partly joining up with left-wing pressure groups to pressure companies into deplatforming people.

CNN blackmails people into silence. But they don't call it that -- they call it Quality Journalism.

If the media has declared it open season on citizens, in what way are they not the enemy of the people?

Are people finally ready to start taking the scalps of the scalp hunters?

Maybe reporters need some "teachable moments" too. After all, if they're cheating, or sexually promiscuous, or snorting half their paycheck up their nose, they did it to themselves, John.

Corrected: BTW, John Ekdahl points out that it was USA Today Sports put out an article "Credibly accused sex offenders should not coach youth basketball, girls or boys, without deeper investigation. Can't we all agree on that?" he asked.

Note: I originally blamed USAToday for the "PUBLIC SAFETY" headline, which was actually Amazon Inc's Washington Post. This was my error, not Ekdahl's.

Below, John Cleese talks about the PC mobs, and the PC mobs push back.

I really like the guess at the end about pronouns.







Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:09 PM




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Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 11, 2018 05:06 PM (so+oy)

2 Well, I guess they can still tell knock knock jokes.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2018 05:09 PM (IfYaq)

3 The UK has been a comedy free zone for some time now.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2018 05:09 PM (knKQ1)

4 We have certainly not reached peak SJW not by a long shot.


Basically leftists are instituting a reign of terror.


These things don't usually sort themselves out till a lot of blood has been spilled.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 05:09 PM (qxq6t)

5 >>> Have we reached "Peak SJW," which means the high point of SJW Neo-Puritanism for Mutants, but also means the point at which it declines?

LOL.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 11, 2018 05:09 PM (4e+hS)

6 Come over here to the AoSHQ safe space.


*motions to barrel*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 05:10 PM (t6MX/)

7 Monty Python would be in chains today.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2018 05:10 PM (knKQ1)

8
yeah.. I heard this story yesterday.. this is what passes for news reporting these days.. combing through a 15 yr old's tweets.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 11, 2018 05:10 PM (so+oy)

9 I'm going to go ahead and call them fags now and I am...29.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:10 PM (BXMxN)

10 Have we reached "Peak SJW," which means the high point of SJW Neo-Puritanism for Mutants, but also means the point at which it declines?


No, we haven't. Leftism has not peak, nor trough.

John Ekdahl's tweet hints as to why we haven't hit peak SJW: the MSM. As long as they enable it, it will go on. Not enough people are going to fight back, though we should cheer for those who do.

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 05:10 PM (786Ro)

11 not = no

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 05:11 PM (786Ro)

12 Actually, the U.K. has been a joke for quite a spell now.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 05:11 PM (5+B0f)

13 George Carlin should have stayed alive fir this.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 05:11 PM (JNlj/)

14 Please laugh.

Posted by: The unknown NPC comedian. (Not Jeb) at December 11, 2018 05:11 PM (pMGkg)

15 yeah.. I heard this story yesterday.. this is what passes for news reporting these days.. combing through a 15 yr old's tweets.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

Am I the only one that finds that creepy?

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2018 05:11 PM (knKQ1)

16 Richard Pryor would have set himself on fire before subjecting himself to this...

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 05:12 PM (JNlj/)

17 Comedian should agree, take a stool and recite from the "Truly Tasteless Jokes" book series,

And from Chapter Seven "WOPS"

Why do Italians bury their dead with their asses sticking up out of the ground?

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So they have somewhere to park their bikes.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2018 05:12 PM (1g7ch)

18 What's the deal with airline food?

Posted by: British Comedian at December 11, 2018 05:12 PM (VGRuw)

19 You can sense the resistance and pushback building.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 05:13 PM (Coafb)

20 Momma don't allow no racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, humorisim, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism 'round here.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 05:13 PM (Tnijr)

21 I am really done w/ this SJW generation. Hope the next one swings back to normal.

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 05:13 PM (a0IVu)

22 .. combing through a 15 yr old's tweets.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

Am I the only one that finds that creepy?
Posted by: Joe Mama


Yes you are. For most of us, this is exciting and sexually arousing.

Posted by: Harry Reid, Searchlight, Nevada at December 11, 2018 05:13 PM (7KeBk)

23 I do not know when the tide will recede, but it will. It always recedes, the moral panic breaks, and the bluenose prudes and scolds get ignored once more.


And then another one will pick up after a few years. It is just the way it goes for us humans.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 05:13 PM (0QYMt)

24
Biphobia?


No Kyrsten Sinema jokes

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 05:13 PM (TAmPV)

25 I hope they never find out I played smear the queer when I was a boy

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 11, 2018 05:13 PM (dKiJG)

26 Aanndddd......this is why Chris Rock quit doing the College gigs years ago. They would not let him be funny.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 05:13 PM (ffYR/)

27 Fisayo? I am so unqualified for the future.

Posted by: Ever at December 11, 2018 05:13 PM (1Zh0U)

28 For the record, I don't care about your feelings.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:14 PM (uTZF+)

29 The UK talks like a fag and their sh*t's all retarded.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2018 05:14 PM (knKQ1)

30 But it is still totes cool to go after whites, Christians, and heterosexuals?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2018 05:14 PM (pw+jk)

31 If everything is "newsworthy," then let the reporters' secrets flow.

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NBD, ace. When it happens to us, nothing comes of it... you smelly white piece of shit.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at December 11, 2018 05:14 PM (AzW6q)

32 Maybe they need a safe space for jihadis and the several flavors of other nutters to shoot people with abandon.

Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2018 05:14 PM (k/w1G)

33 Richard Pryor would have set himself on fire before subjecting himself to this...

Posted by: JoeF.
----ISWYDT
You get a freebase for that remark.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2018 05:15 PM (9rIkM)

34
Safe space is the soul of wit.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 05:15 PM (TAmPV)

35 I just flew in from the coast and...Orange Man bad!
Thank you! Thank you very much! Thanks! You're too kind!

Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2018 05:15 PM (sf1AO)

36 Josh Peter
@joshlpeter11
I think it's a teachable moment. There's no evidence the athletes have suffered any serious consequences for their poor choices, and it's an opportunity for them to demonstrate personal growth and enlightenment.



For SJW maoists EVERY moment is "teachable". It never ends. Imagine a pajama boi's plush slipper stomping on your face forever. Josh Peter's gonna just LUV it when the Struggle Session is used on him one day. The revolution eats its own.

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 05:15 PM (786Ro)

37 Peak SJW? Not even close.

The Hollywood and campus liberals have to scalp a few dozen of their own tribe before they come to there senses.

I'll be looking for Jerry Seinfeld doing College gigs again as a sign.

Posted by: WisRich at December 11, 2018 05:15 PM (G0vdT)

38 Fuck all you faggots with a rusty garden rake.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 05:15 PM (VfCmK)

39 The "Not Funny" meme that people continually associate with my picture is not funny.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 11, 2018 05:15 PM (ctuyM)

40
In All Things Landru

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:15 PM (PtGcE)

41 I sometimes feel ace could be funnier if he stopped writing certain words and stopped making fun of certain people, like the Irish, who can't help it if they're all alcoholics, and the damn dirty Italians, with their law-breaking and pet fucking. And don't get me started on the weather controlling Jews. Be the bigger man, ace.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 11, 2018 05:15 PM (4e+hS)

42 Josh Peters might be the least adult sounding name I have ever heard.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:16 PM (uTZF+)

43

You can discuss queers and such.
But not offensively.

Yeah, there's a comedy show I want to see.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:16 PM (PtGcE)

44 Nothing says comedy gold like playing it safe.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 11, 2018 05:16 PM (p0nVR)

45 Well, this certainly sounds like 1984.

Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2018 05:16 PM (zLDYs)

46 Since most comedians are left wing imbeciles they would probably agree with the utter killing of humor. Gotta suffer for the cause after all.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 05:16 PM (5+B0f)

47
i have phobiaphobia.

Posted by: PJ at December 11, 2018 05:17 PM (qlTN9)

48 TONIGHT on FOX :

NPC COMEDY JAM

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:17 PM (uTZF+)

49 So....only Polack and Texas Aggie and dead baby jokes?
Looks like animal jokes are also OK. For now, until PETA bitches.

Posted by: Gref at December 11, 2018 05:17 PM (2Q/17)

50
"This contract has been written to ensure an environment where joy, love, and acceptance are reciprocated by all."

But it's okay to make sick and hateful jokes about President Trump, I'll guess.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:17 PM (PtGcE)

51 So ace wasn't joking when axed if this is peak idiocy? Oh.


No, not peak.


And there will be no push-back, or back-lash - nothing meaningful anyway.


There also won't be bloodshed.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2018 05:17 PM (QDnY+)

52 Here's my entire set submitted for pre-approval:

Hello, London! Thanks for coming.

I have a knock-knock joke. You all like knock-knock jokes, right? Of course you do.

So, *knock-knock*. Who's there? Duh, Knock Knock. Of the KNorth.

Thank you, everybody! G'Night!


Please let me know when you have reviewed my content and set a date.

My sincerest thanks,
FC in UK

Posted by: Future Comedians in UK at December 11, 2018 05:17 PM (6eEQ+)

53 Are we there Yet? Not by a long shot.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 05:17 PM (hJlx/)

54 This is sort of similar to what they do in Canada at Universities vis-a-vis Indigenous peoples proclamations.


Basically at every conference or debate or discussion some leftist twat gives an invocation on how cruel and racist Canada is and how awesome "Indigenous People" are.




Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (qxq6t)

55

Knock, Knock!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (PtGcE)

56 The political left have no sense of humor.
They do not understand cause and effect.
They do not understand unintended consequences.
They have been programed and are incapable of learning.

We don't share a common point of view; we live in alternate realities and speak a different language. We might even be two different species.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (hrcfq)

57 -
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Maybe they need a safe space for jihadis and the several flavors of other nutters to shoot people with abandon.


Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2018 05:14 PM
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I saw Other Nutters open for the Insane Clown Posse at the Hollywood Bowl back in '14.

Posted by: irright at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (pMGkg)

58 I guarantee you these witch hunters have terrible social media histories themselves

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (BJlbN)

59 >>I think it's a teachable moment. There's no evidence the athletes have suffered any serious consequences for their poor choices, and it's an opportunity for them to demonstrate personal growth and enlightenment.

I think it's a moment for the athletes to kick your ass.

Who the hell are you to be enforcing your rules on anyone else? Eat shit and die.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (/tuJf)

60 I don't know why people keep telling "jokes" about me eating paste. They are not funny, especially since it tastes so good!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (pw+jk)

61 Can we do " he called me googly-eyes" jokes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (Coafb)

62 This is what it's come down to. The mob chasing down opinions that don't comply with their rule book. Want to aspire to greater things? Comply and conform to what we say or be belittled and shunned. We will brook no opinion that doesn't conform to our despotism.

Yeah, OK. Sure.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (tcutw)

63 Back when I was in school, there was a Brit exchange student in my class.

We were all at lunch and said student was dissatisfied with what was served. He loudly said "this tastes worse than Faggots."

Not sure if that was teachable or not.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (IfYaq)

64 Well, this certainly sounds like 1984.
Posted by: Eromero


1938. Germany.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (VfCmK)

65
It's not about their "safety." It's about their controlling all info and preventing ideas contrary to theirs from reaching and influencing those already under their influence.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 05:19 PM (/9p9e)

66 >> how cruel and racist Canada is and how awesome "Indigenous People"


Tell that to a Baby Seal.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:19 PM (uTZF+)

67 I remember there was an arcade game back in the 90s called "Xenophobe". Why on earth wouldn't we be afraid of face hugging aliens!?

Posted by: Chris M at December 11, 2018 05:19 PM (eAZVt)

68 Knock, Knock!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (PtGcE)

Who's....

*bzzz* *beeeep* *click click click* *whrrr*

Orange Man Bad!

Posted by: College Comedy Fan at December 11, 2018 05:19 PM (AzW6q)

69 "...no tolerance policy with regards to racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism"

Heh. So, no jokes permitted.

Seems edgy. Not really my cup of tea though.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 05:19 PM (6eEQ+)

70 What a fag! Relax, I'm just calling him a cigarette.

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (786Ro)

71 Will any comedian sign it and then while at said college, pull it out and mock it line by line, as a veritable blueprint for a comedy set????

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (W+vEI)

72 55

Knock, Knock!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (PtGcE)

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange Man BAD!

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (/9p9e)

73
PSA: That time of year is rapidly approaching where we:

1. Wear pajamas
2. Drink hot chocolate
3. Talk about getting health insurance.

#GetTalking
www.barackobama.com/talk

Posted by: Pajama Boy at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (ctuyM)

74 why is it every socialist wants someone running things, someone with a clipboard checking boxes next to people's name, who gets treats, and who gets punished. And why, of why, do they always assume THEY will be the people holding the damn clipboard? History says most of them will be the first to the gulag.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (AJj50)

75 Didn't Futurama do a bit on this subject?

Amazonians: This our comedy club. Humor here funny in different way.

Amazonian: It no reinforce stereotypes.

Amazonian: It based on character and real situations, not random zaniness.

Bender: Translation: boring.

How prescient . . .

Posted by: Shinjinrui at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (h5hE3)

76

A trans-man and Trans-Am walk into a bar...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (PtGcE)

77 66 >> how cruel and racist Canada is and how awesome "Indigenous People"


Tell that to a Baby Seal.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:19 PM (uTZF+)


Pock marked skin at age 2?

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (/9p9e)

78 Knock, Knock!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM



That's not funny!

Posted by: Feminists at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (786Ro)

79

Take my LIFE. PLEASE!


Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 05:21 PM (/9p9e)

80 The tide will turn with the next generation. Millenials are soft soy-based quims with their safe spaces, but Gen Z is full of Pepes and Neo Chads.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 05:21 PM (zt1Ym)

81 Will any comedian sign it and then while at said college, pull it out and mock it line by line, as a veritable blueprint for a comedy set????
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (W+vEI)

-------------

Not unless the check had already cleared.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 05:21 PM (ffYR/)

82 71 Will any comedian sign it and then while at said college, pull it out and mock it line by line, as a veritable blueprint for a comedy set????

Exactly. I would. Just read it out loud, smirk, then sit there, sipping water, for the rest of your set.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 11, 2018 05:21 PM (AJj50)

83 Tell that to a Baby Seal.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:19 PM (uTZF+)

------

I heard a great joke from some Moron recently...

A baby seal goes into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll it be?"

The baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 05:21 PM (AzW6q)

84 @66

Well the question needs to be asked.


If a group of people have been inhabiting a place for half a millennium are they not indigenous to that place?

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 05:21 PM (qxq6t)

85 >>"...no tolerance policy with regards to racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism"


So what you get is: "Ya ever wonder where that one stray sock goes in the laundry?..."

Wait, no, even THAT guy refuses to perform on campus now.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 05:21 PM (W+vEI)

86 Does anti-religion apply to Christianity? I'm going to guess not

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2018 05:21 PM (OLCnA)

87

That's right, it isn't funny.

People without arms, or people who identify as armless, cannot "knock."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:22 PM (PtGcE)

88 >>"Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks."

ZING

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:22 PM (uTZF+)

89 4 We have certainly not reached peak SJW not by a long shot.


Basically leftists are instituting a reign of terror.


These things don't usually sort themselves out till a lot of blood has been spilled.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 05:09 PM (qxq6t)


This!!!
PC won't die until PC is dangerous to the PC practitioner. The pushback will be epic when it finally goes down.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 05:22 PM (0OmEj)

90 "UK University Demands that Comedians Sign Contract Guaranteeing a Humor Safe Space"

I've got an idea. If I were a comedian, and I'd have to be a really big draw to get away with this, I'd demand that my audience sign a contract before I'd perform there. Roughly:

"If you don't like my jokes, don't laugh. If I really piss you off, heckle me. If you hear a string of jokes you don't like, you can even walk out. If enough people do, my show will be a failure."

Fuck's sake. I thought Andrew Dice Clay was pretty much an asshole. I thought George Carlin went from being brilliant to being a bitter old mostly unfunny lefty, and I never cared for his rape jokes. I didn't need to be made safe from them, and I sure didn't need to protect others from them.

Posted by: JPS at December 11, 2018 05:22 PM (DhU8f)

91 Why did the chicken cross the road?

He didn't he got high instead.

Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:22 PM (Tnijr)

92
People without arms, or people who identify as armless, cannot "knock."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:22 PM (PtGcE)

Are their legs broke?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 05:23 PM (TAmPV)

93 That might have been a big difference between me and various cucks, who always told themselves "This too will pass,

*shakes head sadly*

Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 11, 2018 05:23 PM (R+iRk)

94 Nothing is more hilarious than anti-establishment comedians coming face to face with the monstrous children they've spawned and permitted to breed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:23 PM (xJa6I)

95 Not that anyone is surprised but the guy who did the attack in France was on a terrorist watch list.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 05:23 PM (/tuJf)

96 Just look at what TV comedy has become. There was Seinfield a very funny and well thought out and written show. Then came Friends. It was somewhat funny, sort of well written. Then came the shit show known as How I Met Your Mother. A very, very unfunny show with terrible jokes that were all very poorly written. I'm not sure what came after that one but the funniness and writing took a nose dive. Yet I know people that think that How I Met Your Mother is the funniest show ever.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2018 05:23 PM (pw+jk)

97 .. combing through a 15 yr old's tweets.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

Am I the only one that finds that creepy?
Posted by: Joe Mama

I suspect this is because most of those people have never quite matured themselves.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at December 11, 2018 05:23 PM (h5hE3)

98 After reading that list of forbidden topics, I don't see what you can joke about.
Maybe vegetables. I guess you could tell veggie jokes.
Maybe.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (Rxduq)

99 >>Why did the chicken cross the road?


What is : To watch me fuck your Mom, Trebek!

Posted by: Sean Connery at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (uTZF+)

100 I saw Neo-Puritanism for Mutants open for Death Cab For Cutie at an abandoned drive-in theater in Everett, WA in '05.

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (786Ro)

101 There are YouTube 'comedy' vids where "fag" and "faggot" are bleeped like the other usual suspect cusswords. I was compelled to work the words into conversation as much as possible, ya bunch of drippy fags.

Posted by: Romney Wordsworth at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (zDOSM)

102 What's black and white and red all over?

Mounties!

( We can make fun of Mounties right? )

Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (Tnijr)

103 UK University Demands that Comedians Sign Contract Guaranteeing a Humor Safe Space

Not unbelievable.


Is there anything today which IS unbelievable?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (VaN/j)

104 Fisayo Eniolorunda


I think I may have pinpointed the problem.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (NLLmE)

105 University Demands that Comedians Sign Contract Guaranteeing a Humor Safe Space

that's not funny.

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2018 05:25 PM (OjnQU)

106 at lunch with my 92 yo FIL yesterday, a remarkable guy with a great memory

so he mentions his room mates and suite mates as a freshman at Harvard, and one of the suite mates he finds out is gay many years later.

"We didn't know what gay was back then! We all wanted to go over the Wellesley to find a date and Tony always had something to do like go to the ballet or opera. I found out 25 years later that's what gay was!"

I can't remember the guy's name but I recall his father was famous for something.

Posted by: DanMan at December 11, 2018 05:25 PM (XTiHL)

107
It's really been bothering me why Schemer could not look the President in the eye today.

I just figured out why!

Because Cuck Schumer HATES showing his head from the back.

Schemer and Biden both have sparse DOLL HAIR for a fake hairline.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:25 PM (PtGcE)

108 Is this allowed?

Q. Why did Jesus cross the road?
A. Orange Man Bad

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 05:25 PM (OElGY)

109 old and busted: 7 words you can't say on TV
new hotness: 37 protected groups you can't joke about on college campi

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 05:25 PM (786Ro)

110 >> People without arms, or people who identify as
>> armless, cannot "knock."

Exactly.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at December 11, 2018 05:25 PM (f1Vqw)

111 This shit is just straight up gay.

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 05:25 PM (Z9C5C)

112 People without arms, or people who identify as armless, cannot "knock."

--

Use your (their) head. Bang your (their) head against the door - thud, thud, thud.

"Marge? Did you hear that? Sounded like someone banging their head against the door?"

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 05:25 PM (hrcfq)

113 Is there anything today which IS unbelievable?
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (VaN/j)



The new awful Sherlock Holmes movie appears to be an all white cast?

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 05:25 PM (NLLmE)

114 >>We didn't know what gay was back then! We all wanted to go over the Wellesley to find a date and Tony always had something to do like go to the ballet or opera.


We had no idea!

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (uTZF+)

115 @103

Yes, that "Trans" people can serve in the military.


That is totally unfucking believable to me.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (qxq6t)

116 Happens on "conservative" sites. I am permabanned by twitchy for using the word faggot in a post.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (pw+jk)

117 I once saw an elephant in my pajamas. I said "Hey, get out of my pajamas!"

Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (Tnijr)

118 Gave up total on England when I saw a very large protest FOR immigration.
Say hello to Sharia

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (/rm4P)

119 111 This shit is just straight up gay.
Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 05:25 PM (Z9C5C)



Indubitably.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (NLLmE)

120 JS, I'm stunned. You mean it was a "known wolf"??


Something so outlandish hasn't happened since, I don't know, the last terrorist attack. And the 78 before that.


Stunned.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (QDnY+)

121
Orange Man Bad. Orange Man rip my arms off. Orange Man make me cry.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (f1Vqw)

122 >>Not that anyone is surprised but the guy who did the attack in France was on a terrorist watch list.




Shame he wasn't on a terrorist Stop List, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (W+vEI)

123 Posted by: Romney Wordsworth at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (zDOSM)

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That's an awesome nic, whoever you are.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (AzW6q)

124 You want Andy Kaufmann.

You'll settle for Latka.

You'll get Tony Clifton.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (6eEQ+)

125 i have phobiaphobia.
Posted by: PJ at December 11, 2018 05:17 PM (qlTN9)


I am phobic of phobiaphobians.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (T71PA)

126 >>Not that anyone is surprised but the guy who did the attack in France was on a terrorist watch list.


5 Terrorists to Watch This Year!

Posted by: French People at December 11, 2018 05:27 PM (uTZF+)

127 Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Oh I love Roger Daltry!

Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:27 PM (Tnijr)

128 >>JS, I'm stunned. You mean it was a "known wolf"??

Shocking, I know.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 05:27 PM (/tuJf)

129

AoS might be the Last Refuge For Us Scoundrels?

God Save Ace.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:27 PM (PtGcE)

130 Can we do " he called me googly-eyes" jokes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (Coafb)

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 11, 2018 05:27 PM (i+qnA)

131 Two cannibals are eating a clown.
First one turns to the other and asks "Does this taste funny?"

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2018 05:27 PM (OjnQU)

132 What are these supposed to be funny too?

Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:27 PM (Tnijr)

133 124 You want Andy Kaufmann.

You'll settle for Latka.

You'll get Tony Clifton.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (6eEQ+)


"Pfft!"

- - Adam Schiff

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 05:27 PM (/9p9e)

134 I haven't watched a comedy show since they cancelled "My Name is Earl".

are there any funny ones anymore?

Posted by: DanMan at December 11, 2018 05:28 PM (XTiHL)

135 >> Fisayo Eniolorunda

I think you can catch that from fucking baboons.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 05:28 PM (f1Vqw)

136 People without arms, or people who identify as armless, cannot "knock."



Can they swim?

Posted by: Bob at December 11, 2018 05:28 PM (OElGY)

137 If everything is "newsworthy," then let the reporters' secrets flow.

and

If the media has declared it open season on citizens, in what way are they not the enemy of the people?

Are people finally ready to start taking the scalps of the scalp hunters?

Maybe reporters need some "teachable moments" too. After all, if they're cheating, or sexually promiscuous, or snorting half their paycheck up their nose, they did it to themselves, John.


Yes, by all means. That is exactly what should happen, and really should have happened a few years ago.

But I don't see it actually happening. Why not? I wouldn't have the faintest idea how to do so, but I'm sure there are many who could do just that. But who will bell the cat?

It will be risky to be the first, I'll grant that.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 11, 2018 05:28 PM (VaN/j)

138 >>>After reading that list of forbidden topics, I don't see what you can joke about. Maybe vegetables. I guess you could tell veggie jokes. Maybe.<<<

Necrophilia jokes. Dead men shed no weepy homo safe-space tears.

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 05:28 PM (Z9C5C)

139 Germany 1938, agreed rickl. Main difference between than and now? Lots of us ain't getting on the train, going to the camps, nor going to the showers. We will 'contest' efforts to put us on trains, in camps, or showers with vigor.

Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2018 05:28 PM (zLDYs)

140 Note how it is not a "lesson learned" moment, where I used my intelligence to draw conclusions. Nope it is always "teachable" - the point when someone or something lectures you.

One might ask, are any of these supposed teachers actually wise about.... Anything at all?

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 11, 2018 05:28 PM (AJj50)

141 Nobody wants Andy Kaufman.

Not even Andy Kaufman.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:28 PM (xJa6I)

142 139 Germany 1938, agreed rickl. Main difference between than and now? Lots of us ain't getting on the train, going to the camps, nor going to the showers. We will 'contest' efforts to put us on trains, in camps, or showers with vigor.
Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2018 05:28 PM (zLDYs)


Momma and family been there and done that. Not me, baby.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 05:29 PM (/9p9e)

143 Can comedians make fun of Crocs on this boob hatchery?

Cause they are funny... and smell terrible.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2018 05:29 PM (pw+jk)

144 On Amazon Prime I enjoy COMRADE DETECTIVE about a Communist Policeman trying to project Romania from us Freedom loving Pigs and our bluejeans and rock 'n' roll.

The sad part is I had to explain to my 20 something nephews why people would smuggle bluejeans to these countries, they could not understand that. Shit was funnier than hell you should give it a watch

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 11, 2018 05:29 PM (dKiJG)

145

My Name Is Earl was funny.

Also funny: Third Rock From The Sun


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:29 PM (PtGcE)

146 131 Two cannibals are eating a clown.
First one turns to the other and asks "Does this taste funny?"

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2018 05:27 PM (OjnQU)

You'll be hearing from our attorneys.

Posted by: American Coulrophage Defense League at December 11, 2018 05:29 PM (NWiLs)

147 >> Fisayo Eniolorunda


The key is to get it with the Tzatziki on the side.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:29 PM (uTZF+)

148 124 You want Andy Kaufmann.

You'll settle for Latka.

You'll get Tony Clifton.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (6eEQ+)



I'd settle for Simka.

I'd get Amy Schumer.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 05:29 PM (NLLmE)

149 The baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 05:21 PM (AzW6q)

That's not funny

Posted by: PETA at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (U2JQS)

150 96 Just look at what TV comedy has become. There was Seinfield a very funny and well thought out and written show. Then came Friends. It was somewhat funny, sort of well written. Then came the shit show known as How I Met Your Mother. A very, very unfunny show with terrible jokes that were all very poorly written. I'm not sure what came after that one but the funniness and writing took a nose dive. Yet I know people that think that How I Met Your Mother is the funniest show ever.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2018 05:23 PM (pw+jk)
---------
You want bottom of the barrel: Two Broke Girls.

Posted by: WisRich at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (G0vdT)

151
If you ever thought Parks & Rec was funny, or 30 Rock was funny, you're a dope.

Also not funny at all: Big Bang Theory.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (PtGcE)

152 I once had a dog with a wooden leg called Smith.

Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (Tnijr)

153 And I agree with others. We are not anywhere near peak SJW, and will not be until the perps get it back good and hard, again and again.

Kids will throw tantrums until they realize it doesn't work. And that is exactly the mindset we are dealing with.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (VaN/j)

154 Just when you think you've reached peak SJW, something else comes along that's worse.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (NHSI4)

155 It seems the Gendarmes searched the shooters house and found grenades but he somehow escaped.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/315503/

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (BXMxN)

156 >> Fisayo Eniolorunda


The key is to get it with the Tzatziki on the side.



I think penicillin will clear it up.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (OElGY)

157 Seinfeld pushed back against the quota police who called him out for having mainly white males in his Comedians in Cars series.

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 05:31 PM (+OYy0)

158 152 I once had a dog with a wooden leg called Smith.
Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (Tnijr)

What was your other dog's name?

(Am I doing this right?)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:31 PM (xJa6I)

159 Didn't see cripples and retards listed on the prohibited joke topic list.

Posted by: Weasel at December 11, 2018 05:31 PM (MVjcR)

160
Wait! Seinfield was funny?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 05:31 PM (hrcfq)

161 These ungracious, unmerciful, malicious moral scolds think Christians are judgemental for trying to avoid committing sins in their own lives.

Posted by: Emmie at December 11, 2018 05:31 PM (4HMW8)

162 >>Just when you think you've reached peak SJW, something else comes along that's worse.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at



And that's coming from a guy with gender issues!

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:31 PM (uTZF+)

163 You know what's funny? Donanal Fucking Trump? Amiright? Right??? ORANGE MAN BAD!!!

Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:31 PM (Tnijr)

164
Hah. 3rd Rock. I'd never watched that much, but had seen bits and pieces. Miley has the whole thing on DVD and told me I'd love it. She was right. I was laughing my ass off.

John Lithgow's character is a hoot. And the blonde. And that squinty-eyed guy.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 05:31 PM (f1Vqw)

165 And I agree with others. We are not anywhere near peak SJW, and will not be until the perps get it back good and hard, again and again.

--------

Yup. NPC outrage is a sharp sword for the Left, because it is their own house organs that dole out the punishment for it, making them immune.

Until they're forced out of the public square once and for all, none of this ever stops.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (AzW6q)

166 16 Richard Pryor would have set himself on fire before subjecting himself to this...
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 05:12 PM (JNlj/)


He did.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (VaN/j)

167 This contract has been written to ensure an environment where joy, love, and acceptance are reciprocated by all.

...

We all thought world peace was out of reach.

Seems like the UN should hop on this right away.

Also also also: I love (read: I don't actually love) watching the world trying to achieve Love Your Neighbor without the underlying structure of Why the F&^# Should I Love My Neighbor He's Really An Ass Much Of The Time You Know.

Even those who accept the underlying structure of Love Your Neighbor and therefore have the aid of none less than the Almighty in that effort find it hard.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (yL25O)

168 Parks and Rec had Ron Swanson.

The actor is an asshole, but the character is pure moron

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (xJa6I)

169
Seinfeld was kinda funny, intermittently.

The show, I mean. His standup routine is atrocious.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (PtGcE)

170 they're aren't any jokes in islam either catladies. be careful what you wish for.

Posted by: x at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (nFwvY)

171 I once had a dog with a wooden leg called Smith.



Your dog named his wooden leg 'Smith?'

What was the dog's name?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (hrcfq)

172 80 The tide will turn with the next generation. Millenials are soft soy-based quims with their safe spaces, but Gen Z is full of Pepes and Neo Chads.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 05:21 PM (zt1Ym)
--------------------------------
Sure.
Honestly, I have no idea where people get that idea.

The kids in college today are Gen Z.
They are worse than the Millennials who preceded them, who in turn were worse than Gen Y.
And so forth.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (Rxduq)

173 You want bottom of the barrel: Two Broke Girls.


Look at my tits!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mine are bigger!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And mine are the biggest tits of all!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Posted by: The American Laugh Track Association at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (sf1AO)

174 Calling it hatred for athletes undersells it: obviously no one ij the media will focus excessively hard on black athletes. But white Christian athletes? Good God, they are Public Enemy #1, well ahead of terrorists and pedophiles.

I was hardly the campus jock, but goddamn, do the nebbishes of the American media really need to advertise that they got shoved in lockers all the time?

Posted by: trev006 at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (nYo6Y)

175 I would think strict enforcement of pc and SJWs would make it impossible to make anything funny anymore.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (BXMxN)

176 I confess. I called a buddy of mine a butthole when I was 8.


I'll go quietly.

Posted by: pep at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (T6t7i)

177 >>You want bottom of the barrel: Two Broke Girls.


Nobody with tits like that can be broke before the age of 30.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:33 PM (uTZF+)

178 158 152 I once had a dog with a wooden leg called Smith.
Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (Tnijr)

What was your other dog's name?

(Am I doing this right?)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:31 PM (xJa6I)

...

In this context, I think you were looking for "may I push in your stool?"

Posted by: TexasDan at December 11, 2018 05:33 PM (yL25O)

179 Can they swim?

Posted by: Bob

They can only do your name

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2018 05:33 PM (OjnQU)

180 A San Fran radio station has unbanned 'Baby It's Cold Outside'. I think the pushback has started.

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (+OYy0)

181 ( We can make fun of Mounties right? )
Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM


Canadians respect their Mounted Police, and do not find any ejaculations, humorous or not, toward them funny, eh?

Posted by: Peter North at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (ctuyM)

182 178 158 152 I once had a dog with a wooden leg called Smith.
Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (Tnijr)

What was your other dog's name?

(Am I doing this right?)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:31 PM (xJa6I)

...

In this context, I think you were looking for "may I push in your stool?"
Posted by: TexasDan at December 11, 2018 05:33 PM (yL25O)

I dunno. That sounds kinda gay

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (xJa6I)

183 Fisayo Eniolorunda"

Ah yes. No doubt a fine example of the current occupants of the formerly great Britain.

And it ends with Dr. Guillotine, not before.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (6qErC)

184 Limericks?


Right out.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (m45I2)

185 >>"I think it's a teachable moment. There's no evidence the athletes have suffered any serious consequences for their poor choices, and it's an opportunity for them to demonstrate personal growth and enlightenment. Not sure what all the fuss and diry are about."



This is just like what Abby Huntsman said about Kevin Hart: If you want to achieve your dream, you have to eat crow.


You must become a slave to their agenda --- in the form of a huge, groveling apology for past PC sins --- if you want to achieve your dream.

Kneel before them in shame, and MAYBE they'll let you succeed. Tyranny of "Virtue".

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (W+vEI)

186
I once had a dog with a wooden leg called Smith.

What was the dogs name?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (TAmPV)

187 "What was the dog's name? "

ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY FUCKING JOKE?

Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (Tnijr)

188 The Comedy Life is dead in Soviet Britain.

Posted by: Strelnikov at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (OElGY)

189 Speaking of comedy, Meadows and Jordan - apparently in an article that isn't satire - are saying the GOP should use its last few weeks of power in the House to actually do something about border security.


Now that sort of crap is both not funny, AND offensive.


They're both good guys but they look ridiculous, wonder what they think they're doing.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2018 05:35 PM (QDnY+)

190 Off sock

Posted by: tbodie at December 11, 2018 05:35 PM (i+qnA)

191 187 "What was the dog's name? "

ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY FUCKING JOKE?
Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (Tnijr)

Oh, that was a sex joke? My bad.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:35 PM (xJa6I)

192 Seinfeld was kinda funny, intermittently.

A large part of what constitutes humor are the cultural touchstones of a generation when it's young. I remember thinking Steve Martin was absolutely hysterical when I was in college. My uncle came in once while I was watching it, watched for a moment, and then asked me "what's funny?".

I watched his routine a few weeks ago, and you know, my uncle was right.
I always found Seinfeld irritating and completely unfunny.

Posted by: pep at December 11, 2018 05:35 PM (T6t7i)

193 One day the pendulum is going to swing the other direction.
Hard.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (NFEMn)

194 A San Fran radio station has unbanned 'Baby It's Cold Outside'. I think the pushback has started.
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (+OYy0)

------------

As it should. Kinda surprised it was a SFO station though.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (ffYR/)

195 These fey kids are going to start a revolution? They can't even start a lawnmower.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (VfCmK)

196 We don't share a common point of view; we live in alternate realities and speak a different language. We might even be two different species.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (hrcfq)


So we who have humor are homo sapiens. Those without humor are just homos.

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (Y8PSl)

197 Honestly, I have no idea where people get that idea.

The kids in college today are Gen Z.
They are worse than the Millennials who preceded them, who in turn were worse than Gen Y.
And so forth.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM



This. David Camera Hogg and Shaved Guevara are Gen Z, right?

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (786Ro)

198 Nobody with tits like that can be broke before the age of 30.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:33 PM (uTZF+)

That's not funny - and we have to behead you

Posted by: Islam at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (U2JQS)

199 Notice more people are saying "Merry Christmas?"

This is a good thing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (hyuyC)

200 "Also not funny at all: Big Bang Theory."

What do you mean? The studio audience is always laughing like crazy at every line: HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. That's how you know it's funny!

Posted by: Chris M at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (eAZVt)

201
Third Rock from the Sun was a also a funny country song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlAa0IGCXCw

Cause and effect, chain of events,
All of the chaos makes perfect sense.
When you're spinni' 'round, things come undone,
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (f1Vqw)

202 so I guess the missionary/death by Babalooba joke is out? I always liked that joke.

Posted by: DanMan at December 11, 2018 05:37 PM (XTiHL)

203 >>"I think it's a teachable moment.. . .




The kid just won the Heisman, how about we make this a teachable moment about working hard to achieve your football dream?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 05:37 PM (W+vEI)

204 200 "Also not funny at all: Big Bang Theory."

What do you mean? The studio audience is always laughing like crazy at every line: HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. That's how you know it's funny!
Posted by: Chris M at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (eAZVt)

One of the cringiest things I've ever seen was Big Bang Theory with the laugh track edited out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:37 PM (xJa6I)

205 In San Francisco, shouldn't "Baby It's Cold Outside" be a Summertime song?

Posted by: Zombie Mark Twain at December 11, 2018 05:37 PM (786Ro)

206 I hate hecklers. I'm feeling triggered. I gotta go backstage to the ball pit and have some coco and nilla wafers

Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:37 PM (Tnijr)

207 For some reason Mrs928 likes to read that billboard of strange ramblings that comes up at the end of BBT.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 05:37 PM (OElGY)

208 "By signing this contract, you are agreeing to our no tolerance policy with regards to racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism."


*******

It was then that I realized I had not yet written the perfect Country/Western song.


I was drunk the day my gay black islamic royal amputee old lady got out of prison.

And I went, to pick her up, in the rain.

But before I could get to the mosque in my pick-up truck.

She got run over by a damned old bisexual foreign train!

/David Allen Coe

Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2018 05:38 PM (m45I2)

209 You must become a slave to their agenda --- in the form of a huge, groveling apology for past PC sins --- if you want to achieve your dream.

Kneel before them in shame, and MAYBE they'll let you succeed. Tyranny of "Virtue".
Posted by: Lizzy


When do they go after rappers?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 05:38 PM (VfCmK)

210 Can they swim?
Posted by: Bob at December 11, 2018 05:28 PM


No. They can't Watusi, either. They can, however, Twist and Madison.

Posted by: Tiffini from Houston at December 11, 2018 05:38 PM (ctuyM)

211 "The kids in college today are Gen Z.
They are worse than the Millennials who preceded them, who in turn were worse than Gen Y.
And so forth."

Believe it or not, people are not homogeneous "generations". They are individuals, whose opinions vary.

Posted by: Chris M at December 11, 2018 05:38 PM (eAZVt)

212 >>>Wait! Seinfield was funny?

yes

Posted by: concrete girl at December 11, 2018 05:38 PM (LG/rj)

213 >>>What was the dogs name?<<<

Wesson

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 05:38 PM (Z9C5C)

214 Did you hear about the safe spacer who fucked a tranny
lesbian black "thing" and discovered it was just a CNN special with Lisa Ling exposing weird folk and then they woke up with a POOF????

happens ALL the time...stay safe and cut yer frontal lobes to be sure.

Posted by: saf at December 11, 2018 05:38 PM (5IHGB)

215 Since I'm too lazy to read the link, is this a paying gig or an Open Mic Night?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 05:38 PM (OElGY)

216 203 He was drafted 9th overall by the Oakland A's and will get a YUGE signing bonus to play baseball.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:38 PM (BXMxN)

217 Big Bang Theory, no laugh track.

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=jKS3MGriZcs

These are not funny people

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:38 PM (xJa6I)

218 Because if it was paying, I'd take the money and just stand there staring at the audience for the 20 minute set.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 05:39 PM (OElGY)

219 11-minute standing ovation for me, now THAT was teachable moment. Ha!

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at December 11, 2018 05:39 PM (786Ro)

220 Federal prosecutors are asking for 2 years for James Wolfe for leaking the Page FISA memo. Sentencing guidelines are 0-6 months.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 05:39 PM (/tuJf)

221
In San Francisco, shouldn't "Baby It's Cold Outside" be a Summertime song?

Posted by: Zombie Mark Twain at December 11, 2018 05:37 PM (786Ro)


Baby it smells outside is the summertime song

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 05:39 PM (TAmPV)

222
I played a little Curse Of Monkey Island yesterday.

For some reason, around Christmas time, I like to play with the Full Throttle video game from the '90's.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:39 PM (PtGcE)

223 What was the dog's name?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (hrcfq)

Peg

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 05:39 PM (0QYMt)

224 Eeyore, fomerly George LeS: "Kids will throw tantrums until they realize it doesn't work. And that is exactly the mindset we are dealing with."

I guess that's why I'm in Kevin Hart's corner. I've never followed him. I've seen him in movie adverts, but that's it, so, not a fan.

But on this point, I am. The Academy and its leeches threw a tantrum. Hart apparently said, FU, and moved on. Now, The Academy et al. are scratching their asses saying, "Now what?!", while the caravan moves on.

Want to become irrelevant if not loathed? Keep it up, pricks. The castration is nigh.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 05:39 PM (6eEQ+)

225 They hate laughter. They think romantic love is an archaic cultural construct designed to advance the Patriarchy. Cigarettes are vile. Weed is cool. Meat is murder.

I'm so sick of these people I can't stand it.

Posted by: troyriser at December 11, 2018 05:40 PM (1JpTT)

226 I hope we've reached peak SJW, but sadly, I don't think so. If that was the case, there would be an electoral backlash against the progressive Left. In light of polls done on Millennials and Generation Z, I think this will get a lot worse, and for a long period of time, before it gets better.

Not that I'm advocating any sort of retreat-even if I were so inclined, Progressives have made it clear that we will "be made to care", so we will not be left alone if we choose to give up the fight. Nothing to lose, just expect a lot of metaphorical Alamo's before this waking nightmare is behind us.

Posted by: lowtech redneck at December 11, 2018 05:40 PM (hfClf)

227 218 Because if it was paying, I'd take the money and just stand there staring at the audience for the 20 minute set.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 05:39 PM (OElGY)



The Kaufman Gambit.

Or was it Carlin?

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 05:40 PM (NLLmE)

228 I thought we reached #PeakStupidity with the election of Bill Clinton in 1992, and increasingly so with each passing day since then. PDT's election seemed like a brief reprieve. I don't think we've reached #PeakSJW; the Commies will not be satisfied until we deplorable garbage people are back living in caves or are systematically exterminated in the camps.


They will double down on violence. That tweet from Cleese was refreshing, as I would assume he's a Lefty.

Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 05:40 PM (pVW+L)

229 Knock knock.

Who's there.

F**k you you reichwing trumptard rethuglican.

hahahahahahahhahahaah

The end stage of sjw disease.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2018 05:41 PM (auJJo)

230 @189
Well the GOP needs something to campaign on so and they are the type of pieces of shit who with a straight face say, VOTE FOR US FOR BORDER SECURITY!!!
When they literally wasted two fucking years fighting the President tooth and nail to not provide it.

The GOP is an illegitimate political party...
...and...

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 05:41 PM (qxq6t)

231 "The kids in college today are Gen Z.
They are worse than the Millennials who preceded them, who in turn were worse than Gen Y.
And so forth.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (Rxduq) "

Only the youngest of them - anybody in their 20's is tail end of the millennial generation. Also, there is no real Gen Y - that was the placeholder name for millennials.

Things go in cycles. They always have. Gen X were better than their flower-humping Boomer parents. Meanwhile, in a complete 180 from their hippie parents, Millennials have spent their lives advocating for less freedom for themselves. You think Gen Z, the generation that has never lived a day in their lives without the internet (and most of them without Web 2.0) is going to just fall in line with that? Every generation rebels against the last. It's silly to think Gen Z and younger will just continue millennial SJW trends.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 05:41 PM (oZ6kz)

232 Kevin Hart did not grovel enough to their liking.Frankly he should not have apologized at all.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:41 PM (BXMxN)

233 Miss me yet, bitches?

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at December 11, 2018 05:41 PM (hjaPQ)

234 Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Flip Wilson, Sam Kinison..... they all would be drving a truck, in today's culture....

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 05:41 PM (6B3eI)

235 SJW's have essentially become Cultural Kommisars. Yes, and I mean in the Bolshevik sense.

Their job is pointing out deviations from the party line--whatever that is on any given day.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 05:42 PM (NFEMn)

236 233 Miss me yet, bitches?
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at December 11, 2018 05:41 PM (hjaPQ)

Yes.

Yes, I do.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:42 PM (xJa6I)

237 Muldoon, Fantastic. I laughed 'till I leaked.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 05:42 PM (hJlx/)

238 "I played a little Curse Of Monkey Island yesterday.

For some reason, around Christmas time, I like to play with the Full Throttle video game from the '90's.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:39 PM (PtGcE) "

I should re-play Curse one of these days - still one of the funniest games ever.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 05:42 PM (oZ6kz)

239 I always liked Red Fox.

I don't think he would last very long these days.

nor would Richard Pryor

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 05:42 PM (d7Ww2)

240 @222
The Secret of Monkey Island and Blade Runner were pretty much the best video games ever.
At least on the Amiga.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 05:42 PM (qxq6t)

241

There is no fun in islam. And now it's official.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2018 05:42 PM (HaL55)

242 What was the dog's name?


Eileen

Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (m45I2)

243 Driving. Stopped at Chik Fil A for a patriotic dinner. So is the French gunman a Arab?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (T50zO)

244 Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Flip Wilson, Sam Kinison..... they all would be drving a truck, in today's culture....
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 05:41 PM (6B3eI)

Maybe.
On the other hand...these are just the types of guys that would have most likely said, "Why don't you go fuck yourself?"

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (NFEMn)

245 172

Gen Z started with those born in 2000. So today's college freshmen are the very tip of GenZ. And it will be a few more years before the generation really takes over colleges. Let's see how things look in 2021ish before writing off the generation.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (AFcUe)

246 Speaking of edgy, I haven't seen Hadji the comic insult bomber posting jokes in awhile.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (p0nVR)

247 wrote Fisayo Eniolorunda, the club's event organizer
aka Abe Finkelman, Jr.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (LL1Be)

248 Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Flip Wilson, Sam Kinison..... they all would be drving a truck, in today's culture....
Posted by: kraken


They'd still be packing stadiums.
They wouldn't do college campuses.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (VfCmK)

249 It won't end until the lowest 10% on the intersectionality scorecard are burned at the stake. Of course that leaves the next lowest 10%.

Posted by: WOPR at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (J70i0)

250 Nope. We haven't reached the end. This is just the end of the beginning. Why on earth would you expect an army to surrender when they continue to amass victories?

There's always a brave new frontier for these Jacobins to conquer. As long as there are guard-rails in society, things that are considered forbidden and avant garde, there will be NPCs to push society over those guard-rails.

Ten years ago the big fight in American society was over granting gays civil unions. Those arguing against it claimed it would be a slippery slope to legitimizing homosexual relations and a step towards gay marriage. They were laughed off. Ten years later, look where we are. Gay marriage is legal and a majority of Americans accept it and think it's just fine.

Any ground ceded to these barbarians is ground you will never get back. Their purpose is to move society's window of acceptance further and further to the outre and the bizarre. They are immoral imperialists who colonize our notions of what should be acceptable in a decent society. And they're just getting started.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at December 11, 2018 05:44 PM (3ufaJ)

251 Did you see this?Facebook bans users who talk about their sex lives in crackdown on anything that "encourages sexual encounters"

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/315481/

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:44 PM (BXMxN)

252 @222 I played a little Curse Of Monkey Island yesterday.

For some reason, around Christmas time, I like to play with the Full Throttle video game from the '90's.
---------------------

Full Throttle was a lot of fun. I'm not sure if it would run on my current rig, though. Unfortunately, the only two Monkey Island games that I played were the third and fourth ones. And the fourth one was not so good (I've heard complaints about the third one, as well, but I can't compare it to the first two).

And, of course, there's Grim Fandango! I was hoping that Manny and Glottis would get a cameo in Coco. But since I didn't hear anything about it, I'm guessing they didn't.

Posted by: junior at December 11, 2018 05:44 PM (Fp6vo)

253 Miss me yet, bitches?

so I'm standing in line at the bank...

Posted by: DanMan at December 11, 2018 05:45 PM (XTiHL)

254 Also, even though millennials get blamed for all this, I'm a millennial and when I went to college this shit hadn't kicked into high gear yet. If you're 35, you're technically a millennial, yet I doubt your college experience was even remotely like that of today's undergrads. The groundwork was being laid all through the 80's, 90's and 00's, but we're only seeing the absolute pinnacle of insanity in the past 10 years or so. Not even that long, really. There *will* be a backlash.

And yes, Gen Z is David Hogg - it's also Kyle Kashuv and Hunter Pollock.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 05:45 PM (oZ6kz)

255 Kevin Hart did not grovel enough to their liking.Frankly he should not have apologized at all.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:41 PM (BXMxN)


The proper apology would have been "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke." The number of panties twisted on all 27 genders would have been epic.

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2018 05:45 PM (Y8PSl)

256 Sam Kinison was/is my all time favorite.... his riff on the Pentecostal Preacher is priceless...

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 05:45 PM (6B3eI)

257 Driving. Stopped at Chik Fil A for a patriotic dinner. So is the French gunman a Arab?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (T50zO)
---------

Glad you're seated, because this is going to surprise you: YES.

Posted by: bluebell at December 11, 2018 05:45 PM (U5tDi)

258 there is no real Gen Y

There couldn't be. Since Y is the male chromosome, it would be problematic.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 11, 2018 05:45 PM (VaN/j)

259 Secret of Monkey Island and Blade Runner were pretty much the best video games ever.
At least on the Amiga.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 05:42 PM (qxq6t)

Leisure Suit Larry is always a hoot along with Star Trek the 20th anniversary edition that's been redone.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 11, 2018 05:46 PM (dKiJG)

260 >> SJW's have essentially become Cultural Kommisars.

Der Kommisar's in Town:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBfFDTPPlaM

And Falco's German version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-bgiiTxhzM

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 05:46 PM (f1Vqw)

261 These fey kids are going to start a revolution? They can't even start a lawnmower.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (VfCmK)

I first realized we were doomed when they started making lawnmowers with a windup starter for them.

And dozens of yellow stickers on the handles and deck telling you what not to do.

The instructions on the step ladders was also a clue.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2018 05:46 PM (auJJo)

262
Did you see this?Facebook bans users who talk about their sex lives in crackdown on anything that "encourages sexual encounters"


offends the Chinese sensibility

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 05:46 PM (TAmPV)

263 My dog has no nose!

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 11, 2018 05:46 PM (RuIsu)

264 For God's sake, does anyone here remember the title of Richard Pryor's 1976 comedy album? I'll give you a hint: the first word was "Bicentennial...."

Can you imagine if today's SJW was shown the album cover?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 05:46 PM (NFEMn)

265 Yeah bluebelll. Just fell off my seat. Lol.
Thanks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2018 05:46 PM (T50zO)

266
Heard this morning on tv the radio station that was boycotting, "Baby It's Cold Outside" backed down.

Seems like one giant who GAF moment.

Song was from the end of WWII.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 05:47 PM (jYje5)

267 >>When do they go after rappers?



When they put on a MAGA hat.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 05:47 PM (W+vEI)

268 Why did the chicken cross the road?

To escape the racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism inherent in the system.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 11, 2018 05:47 PM (g17lh)

269 "Gen Z started with those born in 2000. So today's college freshmen are the very tip of GenZ. And it will be a few more years before the generation really takes over colleges. Let's see how things look in 2021ish before writing off the generation.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (AFcUe) "

And like I posted earlier, shit really only started getting out of hand this decade. The kids currently in middle school and Jr. High - I want to see how they react to this when they're freshmen in the mid 2020's.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 05:47 PM (oZ6kz)

270 Did you see this?Facebook bans users who talk about their sex lives in crackdown on anything that "encourages sexual encounters"
--

Ja. Those crazy right-wing extremists Christian zealot prudes don't want anyone to have any fun. How did they every manage to have kids?

What?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 05:47 PM (hrcfq)

271 The UK has been a comedy free zone for some time now.
Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2018 05:09 PM (knKQ1)

We've only banned "Hate Comedy", it should be too hard for comics to crack some Britain-Compliant Jokes.

Posted by: Her Majesty's Royal Thought Constabulary at December 11, 2018 05:48 PM (tYPH9)

272

Notice more people are saying "Merry Christmas?"



This is a good thing.


I've been saying that to the kollidge kids at the grocery store every chance I get. You can see it on their faces: "Oh yeah, I can say that again now!"


It's a wonderful thing, pushback.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2018 05:48 PM (HaL55)

273 So is the French gunman a Arab?


Wears a funny hat AND shits in the woods.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2018 05:48 PM (LL1Be)

274 Sam Kinison was/is my all time favorite.... his riff on the Pentecostal Preacher is priceless...
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 05:45 PM (6B3eI)

-------------

He had a lot of info to work with there as for a time he was an actual Pentafostal preacher.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 05:48 PM (ffYR/)

275 Since this was in Britain, wouldn't the proper response have been "Bugger off, you bloody sod"?

I'm increasingly convinced the best hill to die on is a big pile of commie corpses.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 11, 2018 05:48 PM (VaN/j)

276 Gen Z is where the REAL Nazis of the twenty first century will come from.

How else can they rebel but become fascists?

Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2018 05:48 PM (auJJo)

277 Gen Y is what people who are embarrassed to be millennials (like myself) tend to call ourselves.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 05:48 PM (oZ6kz)

278 I am hanging out here in Branson right now.... I don't think Branson got the New Culture memo.....

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 05:48 PM (6B3eI)

279 http://bit.ly/2zQVj4b
******
12-11-18-US-Sentencing-Memo-Wolfe-1.pdf

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 11, 2018 05:49 PM (BqBId)

280 Why did the frog cross the road?

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 05:49 PM (NLLmE)

281 The joke Grinches are stealing all our fun

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at December 11, 2018 05:49 PM (Z216Q)

282 what kills me about millennials is the teacher worship. they really do think they are the real heroes. which they are of course. everybody knows that.

but we didn't suck their dicks

Posted by: x at December 11, 2018 05:49 PM (nFwvY)

283 >> I always liked Red Fox.

That's Redd Foxx.

You Big Dummy.

Posted by: Fred Sanford at December 11, 2018 05:49 PM (f1Vqw)

284
and PUTT PUTT?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:49 PM (PtGcE)

285
What comes after Generation 'Z'?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 05:49 PM (hrcfq)

286 Take my wife. Please! ... oooh, yeah, that's what I mean...

Posted by: Standup Cuckian at December 11, 2018 05:50 PM (786Ro)

287
These are the same culture warriors who bravely tore down the corny tropes of Leave it to Beaver and The Brady Bunch. Down with that safe, old-time mush and in with zesty, profane satire!

Actually, if we reset back to I Love Lucy, we might be better off, although not in the way the snowflakes want us to be -- i.e., worse off.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2018 05:50 PM (oGNNA)

288 Gen Z is where the REAL Nazis of the twenty first century will come from.

How else can they rebel but become fascists?
Posted by: jakee308


Pantyfa beat them.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 05:50 PM (VfCmK)

289 I see no evidence that we have reached the peak.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2018 05:50 PM (ZfRYq)

290 Burger Chef: "My dog has no nose!"

How does he smell?!

Posted by: Just the Setup at December 11, 2018 05:50 PM (6eEQ+)

291 After Gen Z..... the Burning Times.....

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 05:50 PM (6B3eI)

292
With the scummv program, you can play all those old CD games from the 80's and 90's.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:50 PM (PtGcE)

293 Looks like a lot of good Americans here in Chik Fill A but it is DELAWARE do maybe not

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2018 05:50 PM (T50zO)

294 242 What was the dog's name?


Eileen
Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (m45I2)


Eileen? Come on!

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 05:51 PM (/9p9e)

295

They'd still be packing stadiums.

They wouldn't do college campuses.



Two words: Ron White.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2018 05:51 PM (HaL55)

296 286 Take my wife. Please! ... oooh, yeah, that's what I mean...
Posted by: Standup Cuckian at December 11, 2018 05:50 PM (786Ro)


Bill Krystol is here!

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 11, 2018 05:51 PM (VaN/j)

297 Norton!....get ovah hear and fuck me in the butt!!

Posted by: Just the punchline at December 11, 2018 05:51 PM (NLLmE)

298 >>>Why did the frog cross the road?<<<

He's just doing what he's toad?

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 05:51 PM (Z9C5C)

299 what kills me about millennials is the teacher worship. they really do think they are the real heroes. which they are of course. everybody knows that.

but we didn't suck their dicks
Posted by: x at December 11, 2018 05:49 PM (nFwvY)

This is the truth. I always thought it was about getting the best grade. Now, I'm not so sure.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 05:51 PM (NFEMn)

300
Redd Foxx died from a heart attack. He keeled over at some audition thingy for something he was doing. There was a delay in calling an ambulance because everyone thought he was just doing the Fred Sanford, "Oh, 'Lizabeth, I'm comin' to join ya, honey!" act.

Posted by: Fred Sanford at December 11, 2018 05:52 PM (f1Vqw)

301 What comes after Generation 'Z'?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 05:49 PM (hrcfq)


Torches and pitchforks. "Hey, watch where you stick that pitchfork, it's got sharp points." Camera Hogg: "We need pitchfork control!"

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2018 05:52 PM (Y8PSl)

302 300
Redd Foxx died from a heart attack. He keeled over at some audition thingy for something he was doing. There was a delay in calling an ambulance because everyone thought he was just doing the Fred Sanford, "Oh, 'Lizabeth, I'm comin' to join ya, honey!" act.

Posted by: Fred Sanford at December 11, 2018 05:52 PM (f1Vqw)

He also died owing the IRS a fuckton of money and they never did get anywhere close to what he owed.

I like this scenario.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2018 05:53 PM (4ErVI)

303 Nah Kreplach, those two are the furthest thing from the problem. Rest of the party, outside their small clique, deserve spicy description. I just can't believe they think that the "aw shucks, we promised guys, let's do what we promised" approach is appropriate at this point. Nothing will produce results, now (Trump basically signaled surrender on any "wall" confrontation with his silly tweets about military building the wall) - and shaming their own party into action is a ridiculous notion.


But it's not all dark - Mitch has committed to "criminal justice reform", come holidays or high water. So at least the GOP is finally going to the My Pillows for *one* of their campaign pledges. Oh, wait. You mean ...... huh, wasn't on the list? Interesting.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2018 05:53 PM (QDnY+)

304 300 Not an audition,recording his show The Royal Family

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:53 PM (BXMxN)

305 298 >>>Why did the frog cross the road?

He's just doing what he's toad?
Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 05:51 PM (Z9C5C)



Because he was stapled to the lesbian chicken.

Posted by: Just the punchline at December 11, 2018 05:53 PM (NLLmE)

306

I don't know.

Why DID the frog cross the road?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2018 05:53 PM (m45I2)

307
People without arms, or people who identify as armless, cannot "knock."



Can they swim?

Posted by: Bob


*doorbell rings*

Posted by: Matt at December 11, 2018 05:54 PM (LL1Be)

308 Don Rickles would be Right Out!!

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 05:54 PM (6B3eI)

309 I've commented in the past that Blazing Saddles could not be remade today in the current cultural climate.
But -- and this is a serious question -- how in the hell can you even have comedy at all, without saying things that will offend these people, who are actively looking for things at which to be offended? BOB NEWHART would have been offensive to these simpering fools, and they're being allowed to be in charge. They're the ones we're letting dictate terms.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 05:54 PM (fD23g)

310 Gen Z only understands memes, and the left can't meme. That's our biggest advantage.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 05:54 PM (oZ6kz)

311 "254
Also, even though millennials get blamed for all this, I'm a millennial
and when I went to college this shit hadn't kicked into high gear yet.
If you're 35, you're technically a millennial, yet I doubt your college
experience was even remotely like that of today's undergrads. The
groundwork was being laid all through the 80's, 90's and 00's, but we're
only seeing the absolute pinnacle of insanity in the past 10 years or
so. Not even that long, really. There *will* be a backlash.

And yes, Gen Z is David Hogg - it's also Kyle Kashuv and Hunter Pollock.


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 05:45 PM (oZ6kz)"
Barely dodged the millenial label myself. This stuff was very much ramping up on campuses after 2000 or so. It was slow to pick up steam to reach where we are at, but the change was very, very noticeable at the time. We attributed it to a temporary PC mania at first, combined with those a couple of years younger than us being sanctimonious pricks. It only got worse from there. I suspect a key unappreciated element of it in the US were the constant draft scares from 2002 to late 2006 (gee, I wonder what happened in late 2006....)
Gen Z is arguably doing better. Fewer lunatics, although those they have are much more severe, reflecting the broader split in our culture. A lot of them grew up watching the stupidity of the last decade and want no part of it.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at December 11, 2018 05:54 PM (eAshZ)

312 'Why did the frog cross the road?'

To burn a Peugeot?

Posted by: Clam Man at December 11, 2018 05:54 PM (UdKB7)

313 @250 Any ground ceded to these barbarians is ground you will never get back. Their purpose is to move society's window of acceptance further and further to the outre and the bizarre. They are immoral imperialists who colonize our notions of what should be acceptable in a decent society. And they're just getting started.
-------------------

We may yet see a Victornia-era style backlash. People talk about how puritanical the Victorians were, while ignoring the reasons *why* they were like that. The Victorians ended up like that because they had to deal with the results of the opposite approach toward sexual mores. For instance, Queen Victoria ascended to the throne because while her uncle William IV had eight surviving children (out of ten), NONE of them were legitimate. This left an impression on British culture at the time.

So as things get more and more out of kilter, we may yet see a move to restore a semblance of older strictures and mores. We're unlikely to roll-back same sex marriage (that genie's likely not going back in the bottle any time soon due to the legal ramifications). But just about everything else could be overthrown in a hurry.

Posted by: junior at December 11, 2018 05:54 PM (Fp6vo)

314 was the French gunman an Arab Arab or a Rif Berber or some other North African variant?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2018 05:54 PM (eejEu)

315 304 300 Not an audition,recording his show The Royal Family
Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:53 PM (BXMxN)


The Aristocrats!!>>The Royal Family.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 05:55 PM (/9p9e)

316 >>What comes after Generation 'Z'?


The generation raised to be gender neutral/gender gifted. There's gonna be a lot of weirdos, angry weirdos, in that generation, I fear.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 05:55 PM (W+vEI)

317 Soviet standup comedians....

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 05:55 PM (6B3eI)

318 Fat Man Ralphie May was a disciple of Kinison, literally. RIP

A decade ago the 16 year old Igno Son and I were in the second row center at a NJ comedy. He lit into my son for being skinny. When he took it well he was one of the repeat targets for the evening including a table of Yentas and Ralphies black following. (I cant see you you. Smile!). He got dating advice and how to get a BJ from the hottest girl in class by spreading rumors that she was a lesbian. He loved it

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 11, 2018 05:55 PM (6UfqS)

319 Norton!....get ovah hear and fuck me in the butt!!
Posted by: Just the punchline at December 11, 2018 05:51 PM (NLLmE)

It was " Hey Norton, come on down--I wanna show ya something. Heh. heh."

That Eddie Murphy tape was hysterical. We were driving around laughing our asses off listening to that.

Then Dice came out a few years late and that's when this shit started. You can almost trace it all to when Dice was hired to host SNL and Nora Dunn boycotted the show....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 05:55 PM (NFEMn)

320 But by all means, keep sending your kids to college. It will be DIFFERENT for them!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2018 05:55 PM (39g3+)

321 Awful!

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 11, 2018 05:56 PM (RuIsu)

322 Gen Z is where the REAL Nazis of the twenty first century will come from.

How else can they rebel but become fascists?
Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2018 05:48 PM (auJJo)


My kids are Gen Z.

I can tell you this - for sure - Classical Liberalism is dead. And they both HATE Gen Y. As do their friends.

Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 11, 2018 05:56 PM (pCPGh)

323 The worst thing about Millenials is they think they know everything and it's so painfully obvious to everyone else that they're fucking clowns.

The other thing is how they like to snitch on people. Snitches get stitches needs to come back in a big way.

As far as Peak SJW, I don't know. I was hoping to see one of these ratfucking doxxers get their head blown off by someone they pulled this shit on before SJWism fades away. Is that too much to ask?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2018 05:56 PM (4ErVI)

324 In almost all humor, there is a victim.

Whether its a person, yourself, the weather.... something is the 'brunt' of the joke.

thus, you can always find something or someone to be ticked off about, with any joke.

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 05:56 PM (NgKpN)

325
Eddie Murphy's, "Norton, I want you to fuck me up the ass!" bit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-70XZP8y7e8

I'm surprised the SJWs haven't had it removed.

Posted by: Fred Sanford at December 11, 2018 05:57 PM (f1Vqw)

326 People talk about how puritanical the Victorians were, while ignoring the reasons *why* they were like that.


The Victorians followed the Dickensian Gin Epidemic. People forget that cheap available gin was the crack cocaine of it's era. It damn near killed the lower class in Britain.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 05:57 PM (OElGY)

327 What comes after Generation 'Z'?

The apocalypse.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 05:57 PM (fD23g)

328 318 Fat Man Ralphie May was a disciple of Kinison, literally. RIP

A decade ago the 16 year old Igno Son and I were in the second row center at a NJ comedy. He lit into my son for being skinny. When he took it well he was one of the repeat targets for the evening including a table of Yentas and Ralphies black following. (I cant see you you. Smile!). He got dating advice and how to get a BJ from the hottest girl in class by spreading rumors that she was a lesbian. He loved it
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 11, 2018 05:55 PM (6UfqS)


Chris Rush. There was a guy who I thought would make it but he never got past being a NYC regional stand up. Funny. And dirty.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 05:57 PM (/9p9e)

329 Well, the urban lower class anyway.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 05:57 PM (OElGY)

330 was the French gunman an Arab Arab or a Rif Berber or some other North African variant?
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at Decem

Give Strasbourg's proximity to the German border, he could have come from there....
Imagine if it's one of Merkle's "kids."

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 05:57 PM (NFEMn)

331 All jokes must be heard in the original Klingon to be appreciated properly.

Posted by: H'tuw G'aygov at December 11, 2018 05:57 PM (ctuyM)

332 Mr. Robinson's neighborhood....

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 05:57 PM (6B3eI)

333 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2018 05:56 PM (4ErVI)

Yup, somehow Schools went from places you went to for learning, to someplace you went to teach.

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (NgKpN)

334 Ace: "Are people finally ready to start taking the scalps of the scalp hunters?"

Reintroduce Operation Pipewrench?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (6eEQ+)

335


Still waitin' for the backlash, boss.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (aKsyK)

336 Gen Z only understands memes, and the left can't meme. That's our biggest advantage.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 05:54 PM (oZ6kz)

Clearly you've never met us.

Posted by: Twitter, Google and other Tech Giants at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (tYPH9)

337 Speaking of comedy,the left is suddenly interested in deficits again.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (BXMxN)

338 Never noticed the lack of "Merry Christmas" in real life. In official, commercial, formal stuff - maybe some slouching toward "Happy Holidays" (but that ecumenical dodge always had some space, going back decades) - but with actual people, never did notice it. Anecdata. Meh.


And these cycles and pendulums of which some speak seem wondrous. But I don't see any evidence of them in anything serious.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (QDnY+)

339 'thus, you can always find something or someone to be ticked off about, with any joke.'


Aww you get used to it.

Posted by: the chicken at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (UdKB7)

340 " Would I? Would I?"


"Harelip! Harelip!"

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (LL1Be)

341 "Is it newsworthy if a female reporter at USAToday tends to sleep with men on her first date or non-date? If a semi-prominent online "reporter" has a big and well-known coke habit, why isn't that also news?"

If this is Ace asking in a roundabout way if he should do an Olympian mountain of blow and nail a few reporterettes: well yes, yes you should. All in favor?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (t+qrx)

342 Sam Kinison was/is my all time favorite.... his riff on the Pentecostal Preacher is priceless... "

MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!!

heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (6qErC)

343
Why did the frog cross the road?

To torch the Peugeot on the other side?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 05:59 PM (TAmPV)

344 What comes after Generation 'Z'?"

Bass solo!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2018 05:59 PM (6qErC)

345 well this is interesting. Liz MacDonald on Fox Biz just now: Gallup estimates 158 million foreigners want to enter the US.
oh Goody. And is that all?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 11, 2018 05:59 PM (ZqRa6)

346 I would expect the latter half of Gen Z to be better because those are the ones that will have shitty millennial parents and they'll rebel against their bullshit. Depending on what source you check, Gen Z starts in either 1997 or 2000. So those kids mostly had Gen X parents.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 05:59 PM (oZ6kz)

347 GHW Bush and his kinder, gentler bullshit presaged this peak stupid manifestation.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 11, 2018 06:00 PM (FTPVM)

348 The creepiest thing is the post backing the guy who combed through a 14 year old's tweet. We will get all to "Think Correctly"? That is 1938 in a nutshell.

Posted by: Big V at December 11, 2018 06:00 PM (sN665)

349 In the Pitch Perfect movies (SHUT UP it was on and the wife liked it and I had to watch - oh crap, phrasing, sorry I brought it up) anyway one of the girls is a lesbian and it is not played as oh she's so brave it is played for laughs.

I think we have not reached peak SJW, but I do think we pay WAY too much attention to insane people.

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2018 06:00 PM (ZfRYq)

350 We have not hit the point the left wants to take this yet.

They are looking for full on 'Enemies of the People' show trials and executions (with special 'green' bullets- that you will be charged for.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 06:00 PM (6o8TS)

351
I'm trying to find another clip of Eddie Murphy talking about going to San Francisco and getting the fag police after him.

They had a fag on top of a car going, "Wooo, wooo, wooo!" Something like that.

"I kid the homosexuals. 'Cause they homosexual".

Posted by: Fred Sanford at December 11, 2018 06:00 PM (f1Vqw)

352 Ron White.... " if you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill you back....

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 06:00 PM (6B3eI)

353 Amy Schumer is socking FML?

Posted by: Clam Man at December 11, 2018 06:00 PM (UdKB7)

354 When I was little, I was taught that one musn't post anything online unless you want it to come back and bite you on the ass. Everyone was anonymous with a handle.
I'm older now, and still say very little online, and I pass on the same lesson to young people who'll listen.Moral busy-bodies, muckrackers, and journalist scum shitfuckers are the ones trying to bite you in the ass. Zuck, the other social media goblins, the gov, and the media would love to do away with online anonymity. Fuck these people sideways with a rake.

Posted by: fb at December 11, 2018 06:01 PM (ynSfP)

355 A big part of the popularity of Dice and Al Bundy and others was in reaction to the stifling nature of Political Correctness.

Then the PC Thought Police doubled down, and now here we are.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 06:01 PM (jGvbj)

356 337
Speaking of comedy,the left is suddenly interested in deficits again.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (BXMxN)
Give them credit. The GOPe from the last two years couldn't give two sh*ts about it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 11, 2018 06:01 PM (jxbfJ)

357

well this is interesting. Liz MacDonald on Fox Biz just now: Gallup estimates 158 million foreigners want to enter the US.
oh Goody. And is that all?


Um, no. We're full. Moose out front should've told you.

Now go back home and start pressing your government for freedom. Here's a copy of our Constitution to go by. Have fun.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2018 06:02 PM (HaL55)

358 I seem to recall a time when universities were places where children became adults. But I must have been mistaken. They're clearly where children are kept in perpetual infancy.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 06:02 PM (zJmMh)

359 The Left is killing one more institution: the right of laughter.

Not the act of laughing, but the God-given right to laugh out loud at stupid things, deemed by you and your group as a stupid thing.


We have ALL been the but of jokes in our lives. Most of the time, we have done something stupid in front of those that know us best, and they laugh at us. Because at the time, we probably deserved it.


And they are correct to do such laughing. Because it embarrasses us and makes us realize stupidity. It is a simple tool for a group to correct stupidity without violence. It works well.


And the Left is killing this ability for society to self-correct without violence.


Which means more violence is coming.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2018 06:02 PM (UsCnO)

360 The anti- porn thing has made for some strange bedfellows.....

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 06:02 PM (6B3eI)

361 Snitches get stitches needs to come back in a big way.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2018 05:56 PM


As we used to say, Indicium enuntiata adipiscitur.

Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius at December 11, 2018 06:03 PM (ctuyM)

362 There was a lady who sang on the Bob and Tom show:

'You better not kill in Texas,
They just love to kill you.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 06:03 PM (6o8TS)

363 The other thing is how they like to snitch on people. Snitches get stitches needs to come back in a big way.

Gen Y didn't invent that shit. They learned that from their Boomer parents.

Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 11, 2018 06:03 PM (pCPGh)

364 well this is interesting. Liz MacDonald on Fox Biz just now: Gallup estimates 158 million foreigners want to enter the US.
oh Goody. And is that all?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 11, 2018 05:59 PM (ZqRa6)

Goes to show you that most of the rest of the world is made up of Shithole countries....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 06:03 PM (NFEMn)

365 What comes after Generation 'Z'?

.....

Not sure, but the end goal is for leftist perverts to be able to f*ck them while they are still pre-pubescent.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2018 06:03 PM (ctBVQ)

366 Also, is it just me, or has Diogenes' Lamp taken over the blog?

My opinion on that, though, is all the news that fits we print. And the internet is REALLY big.

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2018 06:03 PM (ZfRYq)

367 Both my boys are in college and I expect they see thru most of this BS. After being around me all their lives they know what the deal is.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 06:03 PM (UdKB7)

368 they hate comedy because ridicule is their kryptonite. don't stop laughing upon them. they've earned that.

Posted by: x at December 11, 2018 06:03 PM (nFwvY)

369 Have we reached Peak SJW?

No, I don't think so.

Some aspects of life are at Peak SJW. Universities are either very close to being there, or are there now. Some companies are up there with Universities; Google and Twitter come to mind. However, I think that garbage will infect everyday life in a way we don't yet understand. For the most part, unless you're an outspoken Conservative who puts their name on their content, we haven't been fully exposed to the hateful witch-hunting ways of the left. Every once in a while a normal will be exposed, but most of us haven't had that happen yet.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2018 06:04 PM (9qZ3S)

370 Gallup estimates 158 million foreigners want to enter the US.
oh Goody. And is that all?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 11, 2018 05:59 PM (ZqRa6)

That's a lot less than I thought, given that foreigners are incapable of telling lies and polling companies are to always be trusted.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 11, 2018 06:04 PM (tYPH9)

371 ....Gen X were better than their flower-humping Boomer parents. Meanwhile, in a complete 180 from their hippie parents, Millennials have spent their lives advocating for less freedom for themselves. You think Gen Z, the generation that has never lived a day in their lives without the internet (and most of them without Web 2.0) is going to just fall in line with that? Every generation rebels against the last. It's silly to think Gen Z and younger will just continue millennial SJW trends.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 05:41 PM (oZ6kz)

---------------------------------
Almost everything there is wrong.
(Of course we're all being a bit silly over-generalizing about these "generations" anyway!)

I know the MSM has taught everyone that the Boomers were all hippies but, in fact, they are the most conservative generation, at least in voting patterns. They have been so for a long time, more so than pre-Boomers.

After the Boomers, each succeeding generation has been more and more left-wing. The so-called rebellions against the older generations have consistently moved things leftward, never the reverse.

I wish I could believe otherwise but I can't.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 06:04 PM (Rxduq)

372 Ah, D Lamp.... blast from the past....

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 06:04 PM (6B3eI)

373
Another Eddie Murphy bit: Gay Mr. T.

Hey, boy, you lookin' might good in dem jeans.

And he starts with "Any old people who get offended easily, get the fuck out now. I do some nasty shit up here."

Posted by: Fred Sanford at December 11, 2018 06:04 PM (f1Vqw)

374 I mean, it's a terrible comparison in some ways, but I bet you Islamic fundamentalists in the 1950's and 1960's in places like Lebanon and Iran were pretty upset. Man, classical liberalism and freedom are crushing radical Islam. Girls in miniskirts and bikinis, rock and roll music, Coca-Cola - it's all downhill from here!

25 years later and they're right back in the 7th century.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 06:05 PM (oZ6kz)

375 Fuck YOU Propublica

Never ever ever believe a website that says some govt agency was gutted! Who here got a $134 Billion raise from just 1 income source last year.

An eight-year campaign to slash the agencys budget has left it understaffed, hamstrung and operating with archaic equipment. The result: billions less to fund the government.
Year Income Corp
2018 $1,977,142.00 $450,377.00
SS
$1,280,054.00
2017 $1,843,569.00 $430,148.00 $1,218,321.00

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 06:05 PM (JFO2v)

376 Meanwhile the de platforming of anyone with a divergent opinion continues.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 06:05 PM (BXMxN)

377 I seem to recall a time when universities were places where children became adults. But I must have been mistaken. They're clearly where children are kept in perpetual infancy.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 06:02 PM (zJmMh)


I remember the bad old days when profs would fail you for not knowing the course work. Failure is a great character builder. Hence why the left cannot allow failure. Can't have characters anymore, just NPCs.

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2018 06:05 PM (Y8PSl)

378 When I was little, I was taught that one musn't post anything online unless you want it to come back and bite you on the ass"

Indeed. In the early days of the interwebz, we ran a series of training programs that boiled down to "posting anything online is roughly the equivalent of printing it in 3 foot tall letters and hanging out front. And then inviting replies..."

So, yeah. Don't act surprised when someone throws back something you said two decades ago. The proper response is "sod off"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2018 06:05 PM (6qErC)

379 That "Kaija" bint... the one who lists her pronouns in her Twitter profile... actually looks like the NPC meme

Posted by: weew at December 11, 2018 06:05 PM (gk7if)

380 It's like my mother always told me. Sticks and stones may break your bones but jokes are a motherfvcking soul killer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 06:05 PM (+y/Ru)

381 "Ron White.... " if you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill you back....""

I would love to see Ron White's reaction to being told to sign a non-offense safe-space agreement. "Sure, I'll sign you're fvckin' piece o'paper; lemme have your pen there. Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I was drunk in public? Or what I'd do to solve our border problem?"

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM (fD23g)

382 Guys like Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor used to tell their funny, racially-tinged jokes and routines in front of racially-mixed audiences--who all laughed like hell.
Does anyone ever remember violence breaking out?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM (NFEMn)

383 'Ah, D Lamp.... blast from the past....'

If it's good enough for lawyers...

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM (UdKB7)

384 I am starting to think that I will go to my grave not knowing why the damn frog crossed the damn road.

Someone help me out here!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM (m45I2)

385 "By signing this contract, you are agreeing to our no tolerance policy with regards to racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism."

Anything else?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM (YqDXo)

386 But not the Irish !
*mic drop*

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM (koNhm)

387 Also, is it just me, or has Diogenes' Lamp taken over the blog?

My opinion on that, though, is all the news that fits we print. And the internet is REALLY big.
Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2018 06:03 PM (ZfRYq)

--------------

D-Lamp was a bit too early with his stances. He also needed to temper the language somewhat in order not to make Ace and the blog look bad.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM (ffYR/)

388
Forgot the link, Eddie Murphy more anti-gay humor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Wk1XOFSMw


I would love to see the reaction of a bunch of snowflakes on a college campus to this.

Posted by: Fred Sanford at December 11, 2018 06:07 PM (f1Vqw)

389 Was watching Holiday Inn with Bing Crosby last weekend on TCM - was surprised to see several actors in black face (1942) including Bing -
Why hasn't this movie been banned?

Posted by: Glenn John at December 11, 2018 06:07 PM (LilNs)

390 I would love to see Ron White's reaction to being told to sign a non-offense safe-space agreement. "Sure, I'll sign you're fvckin' piece o'paper; lemme have your pen there. Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I was drunk in public? Or what I'd do to solve our border problem?"
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM (fD23g)


Or Sam Kinison's solution to African hunger?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2018 06:07 PM (+VZS9)

391 351
I'm trying to find another clip of Eddie Murphy talking about going to San Francisco and getting the fag police after him.

They had a fag on top of a car going, "Wooo, wooo, wooo!" Something like that.

"I kid the homosexuals. 'Cause they homosexual".

Posted by: Fred Sanford at December 11, 2018 06:00 PM (f1Vqw)

Yeah that one is great. Isn't in his big stand up show Delirious? Even if it isn't, worth watching for the convo with his alcoholic father.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2018 06:07 PM (4ErVI)

392 384 I am starting to think that I will go to my grave not knowing why the damn frog crossed the damn road.

Someone help me out here!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM (m45I2)



It was stapled to the chicken.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 06:07 PM (NLLmE)

393 "I know the MSM has taught everyone that the Boomers were all hippies but, in fact, they are the most conservative generation, at least in voting patterns. They have been so for a long time, more so than pre-Boomers.

After the Boomers, each succeeding generation has been more and more left-wing. The so-called rebellions against the older generations have consistently moved things leftward, never the reverse.

I wish I could believe otherwise but I can't.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 06:04 PM (Rxduq) "

Boomers are the ones who started this Gramscian march through the institutions shit also so they don't get off the hook. They're more conservative in their voting patterns *because they're older now*. Gen X will get more conservative as they age as well.

They sure weren't very conservative in 1968 when they were lighting Chicago aflame during the DNC. Boomers weren't the "silent majority" that voted in Nixon - that was their parents and grandparents.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 06:08 PM (oZ6kz)

394 285 What comes after Generation 'Z'?

generation floob. written using floob, which is also used for spelling floob boober bab boober bub.

dr. seuss "on beyond zebra" is your friend.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 11, 2018 06:08 PM (xGZ+b)

395 I seem to recall a time when universities were places where children became adults. But I must have been mistaken. They're clearly where children are kept in perpetual infancy.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 06:02 PM (zJmMh)

Then they became extensions of High School.Which is a big reason why we are where we are now.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 06:09 PM (NFEMn)

396 'Someone help me out here!'

Ok, when a boy frog and a girl frog like each other very much, the boy frog will do most anything to make some tadpoles.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 06:09 PM (UdKB7)

397 Remember when comedians like Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, etc were hailed in pop culture as brave champions of free speech when the prudes trying to censor them were Christians?

Good times.

Posted by: weew at December 11, 2018 06:09 PM (gk7if)

398 wrote Fisayo Eniolorunda,


And I think I see the problem.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 06:09 PM (0tfLf)

399 Nevermind the homosexual bit is from Eddie Murphy Raw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQBLzotAn3M

Don't care man the shit's funny. Listen to the laughter from the crowd.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2018 06:09 PM (4ErVI)

400 Speaking of comedy,the left is suddenly interested in deficits again.





Obviously tax rates will have to go up.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 06:09 PM (hrcfq)

401 Another Eddie Murphy bit: Gay Mr. T.

Hey, boy, you lookin' might good in dem jeans.

And he starts with "Any old people who get offended easily, get the fuck out now. I do some nasty shit up here."


That was aimed at Bill Cosby.

Think about that.

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2018 06:10 PM (ZfRYq)

402 On the topic:

Unfunny campuses:
You comedians are pussys if you ever take a nickel or go to a college campus! No Chicago Letter no comedy.
Old Has Been Movie Stars:
They would kill you and sell your meat to dogs. Why do you go?
Politicians:
FUCK YOU!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 06:10 PM (JFO2v)

403 Most of my material is not really funny,. It just sounds that way.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2018 06:10 PM (m45I2)

404 How about getting them to sign a contract agreeing to be funny ? Makes more sense.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 06:10 PM (U2TY5)

405 381 "Ron White.... " if you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill you back....""

I would love to see Ron White's reaction to being told to sign a non-offense safe-space agreement. "Sure, I'll sign you're fvckin' piece o'paper; lemme have your pen there. Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I was drunk in public? Or what I'd do to solve our border problem?"


Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM



Ron White could do a 20 minute set on this topic alone.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 06:10 PM (0tfLf)

406 Funny, Muldoon??? Funny, how ??

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 06:11 PM (6B3eI)

407 And I mean we can play the blame game all the way back. The Greatest Generation got us Kennedy/LBJ and the Great Society, their parents got us Wilson and FDR and the New Deal, and so forth.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 06:11 PM (oZ6kz)

408 384 I am starting to think that I will go to my grave not knowing why the damn frog crossed the damn road.

Someone help me out here!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM (m45I2)


Germans were marching to Paris on the other side and the frog wanted to offer them his wife.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2018 06:11 PM (1g7ch)

409 >> Nevermind the homosexual bit is from Eddie Murphy Raw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQBLzotAn3M

That's the one, thanks!

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 06:12 PM (f1Vqw)

410 Back when I was in college, my entire floor would gather in the rec room once a week, because one guy had a TV and we'd all watch Monte Python. All laugh our asses off.

I guess college has changed since 1975.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 06:13 PM (fD23g)

411 the left is suddenly interested in deficits again."

And still confuses "deficits" with "debt"...

Still funny.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2018 06:13 PM (6qErC)

412 Have we reached "Peak SJW," which means the high point of SJW Neo-Puritanism for Mutants, but also means the point at which it declines?
Not even close; the Left is still tightening it's grip on society. They don't have complete control of the government, but they pretty much own the bureaucracy, and hold the whip hand in banking, finance, corporations, education, news media, and entertainment media .
This isn't "Peak SJW". It's the dawn of SJW's giving orders to everyone.
Come get on social media that doesn't ban conservatives while it's still around. Come join the Ace Of Spades Moron Horde on Gab:
https://tinyurl.com/ybxah6js

Posted by: Monty James at December 11, 2018 06:14 PM (Zqz9o)

413 >>>I am starting to think that I will go to my grave not knowing why the damn frog crossed the damn road.<<<

The lily pad on the other side was filled with fertile bitches.

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 06:14 PM (Z9C5C)

414 This isn't "Peak SJW". It's the dawn of SJW's giving orders to everyone.

They're our generation's Red Guard.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 06:14 PM (fD23g)

415 After the Boomers, each succeeding generation has been more and more left-wing.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 06:04 PM (Rxduq)


Bullshit. I like you - but Bullshit.

I started working in '95. Got out of college in '90.

Even Millennials are not as entitled as some of the Boomers I worked with. They loved to tell me how they "put in the time".

Make no mistake - a big part of this shit today is the last dying gasp of the last of the Baby Boomers.

Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 11, 2018 06:15 PM (pCPGh)

416 All I'm saying is things aren't so easy to predict.

Lenny Bruce would have shit his pants if you told him almost half a century later that censorship would be even worse in some ways, and that it would be coming almost entirely from the far left, not the stock character of the stodgy old buttoned down Republican.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 06:15 PM (oZ6kz)

417
I remember listening to those Eddie Murphy bits back in high school, and we were laughing out asses off in a homophobic hootenanny.

In that clip, note his gay act. The mannerisms, voice and blaring eye bit.

And later in college, we used to play those and laugh our asses off. Can you imagine what they'd do to us now for laughing at that. My God....

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 06:16 PM (f1Vqw)

418 Wots the difference between College Campuses and Planned Parenthood....sorry I blacked out.

Posted by: saf at December 11, 2018 06:16 PM (5IHGB)

419 Whatever happened to not fucking going if you don't find the fucking comedian fucking funny?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 06:16 PM (zJmMh)

420 The entire concept of " Safe Spaces" is something that sreams " break the damn door down, hold them at gunpoint, and beat their ass if they mouth off even once..."... just a thought.

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 06:16 PM (6B3eI)

421 389 Was watching Holiday Inn with Bing Crosby last weekend on TCM - was surprised to see several actors in black face (1942) including Bing -
Why hasn't this movie been banned?
Posted by: Glenn John at December 11, 2018 06:07 PM (LilNs)

One line of one song in that movie?

Who was it set the darky free?
Abraham....

Sung by a Black Woman at that...

Should make SJW's have a heart attack!

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 06:17 PM (NgKpN)

422 In San Francisco, shouldn't "Baby It's Cold Outside" be a Summertime song?

-
Currently acceptable version of Baby It's Cold Outside.

https://bit.ly/2Ep1L6z

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 06:17 PM (+y/Ru)

423 We've got a over thousand illegals coming in every f'n day and all the GOP can do is cower. F' those f'n f' holes.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 06:17 PM (UdKB7)

424 I hope D-Lamp still lurks, just to see all the "D-Lamp something something" posts.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 06:17 PM (AzW6q)

425
Boomers weren't the "silent majority" that voted in Nixon - that was their parents and grandparents.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter?


That's right. We voted in Reagan.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2018 06:18 PM (aKsyK)

426 The next video after Eddie Murphy was some guy (Murphy?) talking about Prince.

bleep, bleep, bleepity bleep bleep.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 06:18 PM (hrcfq)

427 Lenny Bruce would have shit his pants if you told him almost half a century later that censorship would be even worse in some ways, and that it would be coming almost entirely from the far left, not the stock character of the stodgy old buttoned down Republican.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 06:15 PM (oZ6kz)


And conversely appalled by Pronhub

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2018 06:18 PM (1g7ch)

428 Daily Mail has been obsessed with that Chis Watts murder case (dumbass CO loser who murdered his pregnant wife and two little girls this past summer).

But today's installment is kinda funny, in a dark way. You know that moment when your plan to murder your entire family and get away with it goes off course, 'cuz you realize that your neighbor's security camera has videoed you loading the dead bodies onto your truck . . . .

The cops videotaped Watts being shown the surveillance video for the first time, and you can see the "OMG, you gotta be shitting me" look in his eyes when he sees it.

If there was an award for unbelievably stupid criminals, this guy would definitely be in the running.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2018 06:19 PM (fqUgw)

429 We've got a over thousand illegals coming in every f'n day and all the GOP can do is cower do what it's paid to do. F' those f'n f' holes.
Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 06:17 PM (UdKB7)

FIFY.

Posted by: The CoC at December 11, 2018 06:19 PM (tYPH9)

430 I guess Stephen Foster sing alongs are out too...

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 06:19 PM (6B3eI)

431 My favorite comedies!

Pol Pot follower trying to find something to smother non communist. Things he tries. Haha TFF

Chinese Uighur family dinner argument about kosher parts of steppe pony. Cracks me up.

Venezuelan health teacher explaining puberty to girls and pointing out there are no feminine hygiene products in Maduraland. Holy shit thats funny.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 06:19 PM (JFO2v)

432 Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 06:08 PM (oZ6kz)

Actually, that's not true.

Only the war protesting anti-draft boomers graduated and infiltrated the institutions.

The other Boomers went to vietnam, came back and started businesses (those that didn't succomb to agent orange or ptsd). Raised families like always but did allow the '50's commies in education to take over the system and thus their children became anti government socialists by the '80's.

people who are younger always want to blame the boomers for everything because we can't blame the so called greater generation because they endured the depression and fought the war.

I say hooey to that as it was the 'greater generation' who paid the least into social security and got the most out and who went along with LBJ's war on poverty (poverty won) and the war on drugs (drugs won) and who took advantage of medicare and medicaid and didn't put as much in as they got out.

I call them the greedy generation and it makes sense they were brought up during the lean times of the depression and when the money started flowing because of the war they were gleefully taking advantage at every opportunity from that point on. They were not going to be starved and wearing threadbare clothes ever again. Some have said that the war in the Pacific with Japan was manipulated into happening sooner so as to engage the country with both antagonists. (we didn't declare war on Germany until after Pearl Harbor and Germany's declaration against us)

The older generation is always too stupid, too greedy, too tight fisted, too whatever to the younger generation.

Read some greeks and you'll find they despaired of the young knowing their place also.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2018 06:19 PM (auJJo)

433 Nood Google.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 06:20 PM (ffYR/)

434 Didn't Eddie do a bit about people writing letters complaining about his schtick? I think he did but it might've been someone else.

These people have been around forever. Moral scolds. C.S. Lewis mentioned them (I think it was him). Difference back then was people told them to pound sand.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2018 06:20 PM (4ErVI)

435 Josh has quite the handle on doublethink, does he not? It's almost admirable, in a twisted sort of way.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 06:20 PM (qC1Sy)

436 My bad - high school in 90 - college in 95.

SJW was in full force then. Gen Y did not invent that shit. Gen X didn't either.

Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 11, 2018 06:20 PM (pCPGh)

437 If there was an award for unbelievably stupid criminals, this guy would definitely be in the running.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2018 06:19 PM (fqUgw)

If there was a lottery to pull the lever on death care I would skip buying new truck.

PS Thief beside Jesus went to Heaven, he wont!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 06:21 PM (JFO2v)

438 'FIFY.Posted by: The CoC '

I hope they shut down the government until next June. No budget, no deal.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 06:21 PM (UdKB7)

439 the left is suddenly interested in deficits again."
__________________

But not enough to stop the millions of third-world welfare-seekers from continuing to swarm across our southern border.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2018 06:21 PM (fqUgw)

440 >>>The entire concept of " Safe Spaces" is something that sreams " break
the damn door down, hold them at gunpoint, and beat their ass if they
mouth off even once..."... just a thought.<<<

Safe Spaces is where a half dozen friends sit in a lounge, within direct line of sight, and text each other.

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 06:22 PM (Z9C5C)

441
Charlie Murphy's show- True Hollywood Stories -
Rick James & Prince - Chappelle's show.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 06:22 PM (hrcfq)

442 Bertram: Certainly some did. But most Boomers would have been in their early to mid 30s at the time. Reagan probably did get a majority of them, but I'd imagine he got an even higher percent among the Greatest Gen.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 06:22 PM (zt1Ym)

443 The older generation is always too stupid, too greedy, too tight fisted, too whatever to the younger generation.

Read some greeks and you'll find they despaired of the young knowing their place also.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2018 06:19 PM (auJJo)

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And yet I take shit as a Boomer, but was born in late '62. None of that applies to me. Painting with overly wide brushes is never a good idea.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 06:23 PM (ffYR/)

444 Doesn't that show that cohorts change as they age, though? The same kids chanting Free Huey and rioting in Chicago were voting for Reagan just over a decade later.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 06:25 PM (zt1Ym)

445 Some have said that the war in the Pacific with Japan was manipulated into happening sooner so as to engage the country with both antagonists. (we didn't declare war on Germany until after Pearl Harbor and Germany's declaration against us)
....
Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2018 06:19 PM (auJJo)


WWII was an elaborate hoax by FDR to go kick Frog ass in Africa.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2018 06:25 PM (1g7ch)

446 Germans were marching to Paris on the other side and the frog wanted to offer them his wife.
Posted by: Burnt Toast
--------

This is why I hang out here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 06:26 PM (U7Mh9)

447


We are nowhere near Peak SJW-oil.

The Univerisites are still cranking them out by the truckload.

It has never turned out well.

Wait until the next time they get the controls, Obama will seem like a piker.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at December 11, 2018 06:28 PM (z8c2c)

448
WWII was an elaborate hoax by FDR to go kick Frog ass in Africa.
Posted by: Burnt Toast
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And Italian? FDR did not much care for Mussolini.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 06:29 PM (U7Mh9)

449 Jake: I'm not blaming the Boomers, though. Every generation has its pros and cons. I just think we shouldn't give up on Gen Z, especially the younger ones, because that same thread that runs all the way back to ancient Greece shows that every generation initially rejects the wisdom of their parents, and for young Gen Z members that wisdom will be SJW pablum.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 06:29 PM (zt1Ym)

450 393----Boomers are the ones who started this Gramscian march through the institutions shit also so they don't get off the hook. They're more conservative in their voting patterns *because they're older now*. Gen X will get more conservative as they age as well.

They sure weren't very conservative in 1968 when they were lighting Chicago aflame during the DNC. Boomers weren't the "silent majority" that voted in Nixon - that was their parents and grandparents.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 06:08 PM (oZ6kz)
------------------------------------------
---They were NOT the ones who started the Gramscian march. That was well under way before even the first Boomers were adults.

---The Chicago 1968 punks, led by pre-Boomers, BTW, were a tiny minority.
Forget the radicals. Just remember that for every casual attendee at a peace march there were 5 who served in the military and 2 who actually served in Vietnam.

---Only the very oldest Boomers could vote in 1968 since the age then was 21. The ones who could vote in 1972 favored Nixon over McGovern by a comfortable margin, despite their idiotic youth. (Compare that to the 18-24 set that polled as high as 85% for Sanders in 2016.)

---They may not have given us Nixon, but they sure as hell gave us Reagan.

---People do get more conservative as they get older but each generation is still more left-wing than the former one IN THEIR MATURITY. Gen X, for example, voted for Obama twice. They weren't kids then.

I don't care about blaming generations.
(If I did, I'd hit the Greatest Generation and pre-Boomers the hardest. Their leftists did the most damage.)
I'm just saying that there is no reason for optimism.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 06:36 PM (Rxduq)

451 "389 Was watching Holiday Inn with Bing Crosby last weekend on TCM - was surprised to see several actors in black face (1942) including Bing -
Why hasn't this movie been banned?
Posted by: Glenn John at December 11, 2018 06:07 PM (LilNs)"

I love that movie. There actually was a long period during which TCM refused to show it and then they started showing it again but edited out the blackface bit. Over the last few years with the atmosphere of film preservation being what it is, TCM made the programming decision to not edit or censor their movies in any way.

Speaking of Bing Crosby, I just finished reading a two volume biography about him. Amazing that he's largely forgotten among modern audiences relative to Sinatra.

Crosby had more number one hits than the Beatles and Elvis combined. He has the number one and number three best selling songs of all time, White Christmas and Silent Night, respectively. He was nominated for two best actor Oscars, winning in 1945. He was the number one box office draw for five straight years from 1946-1950.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at December 11, 2018 06:42 PM (3ufaJ)

452 Read some greeks and you'll find they despaired of the young knowing their place also.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2018 06:19 PM (auJJo)

Julius Caesar himself as a youth wore fringed sleeves on his tunics to outrage the older generation that had taken turns butchering large chunks of their political opponents under Marius and then Sulla.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2018 06:43 PM (P1zLD)

453 415---Make no mistake - a big part of this shit today is the last dying gasp of the last of the Baby Boomers.
Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 11, 2018 06:15 PM (pCPGh)
--------------------------------
I don't know or care what generations have the most poopyheads.

I'm looking at the voting patterns of different age demos at different stages in their lives.
Good luck when the Boomers die off!






Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 06:47 PM (Rxduq)

454 Will it be "Comedy" if no one laughs? I think not.

Insufferable and humorless pukes created the "Behavior Agreement".

There is only one appropriate response: FOAD

Posted by: steve walsh at December 11, 2018 06:51 PM (vf96M)

455 I don't know or care what generations have the most poopyheads.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 06:47 PM (Rxduq)


'Rita - you do. And you are not alone. You cared right up until the blame was put on your generation.

Folks - Millenials ain't in charge yet. Neither is Gen X.

Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 11, 2018 06:52 PM (pCPGh)

456 442 Bertram: Certainly some did. But most Boomers would have been in their early to mid 30s at the time. Reagan probably did get a majority of them, but I'd imagine he got an even higher percent among the Greatest Gen.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 06:22 PM (zt1Ym)
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You'd imagine wrong, at least in 1980.

Many older folks still had a crazy loyalty to the Democratic Party they couldn't shake. It was mostly their kids that broke the pattern and were the initial "Reagan Democrats."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 06:52 PM (Rxduq)

457 444 ....The same kids chanting Free Huey and rioting in Chicago were voting for Reagan just over a decade later.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 06:25 PM (zt1Ym)
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False. The Chicago goons did NOT vote for Reagan.
They opposed him with every fiber of their being.

Fortunately, they were only a small minority.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 06:55 PM (Rxduq)

458 Google guy looks like the guy from Parks and Recreation.

Posted by: OCBill at December 11, 2018 07:02 PM (df+Zi)

Judge Orders Creepy Porn Actress to Pay Trump Just Under $300,000 in Legal Bills



This is a wompening of an order of magnitude unprecedented.

Note: If the terrorist situation starts getting newsy again, I'll figure out some way to update it.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:09 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Flyguy at December 11, 2018 04:06 PM (3sOO0)

2 Good.

Posted by: HH at December 11, 2018 04:07 PM (mIJBI)

3 Schlonged

Posted by: grognard at December 11, 2018 04:08 PM (/29Nl)

4 In mother Russia, hooker pay you.

Posted by: Flyguy at December 11, 2018 04:08 PM (3sOO0)

5 Top ten!

Posted by: cornbred at December 11, 2018 04:08 PM (Kdxt5)

6
You'll never catch me!

Posted by: The Jihadi-Bread Man, Running Across The Countryside at December 11, 2018 04:08 PM (plrQg)

7 CPL and CPS (creepy porn star) couldn't find a sympathetic judge?

Hilarious.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 04:08 PM (qC1Sy)

8 Man, I cannot imagine me being such a jerk to have to pay legal fees to the President of the United States.

Posted by: HH at December 11, 2018 04:09 PM (mIJBI)

9 That's a lot of blowjobs in the champagne room....

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 04:10 PM (BXMxN)

10 That's a lotta pole dances. And blow jobs. But mostly blow jobs.

Too bad Donald won't let her work it off.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at December 11, 2018 04:10 PM (JZMRD)

11 Wonder if there's a way to net it against the hush money he paid her, making that charge go away? "You honor, he didn't pay her, she paid him." Nah, Mueller would just say PDT was accepting an illegal contribution.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 11, 2018 04:10 PM (rwyDf)

12 Oh my!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 04:10 PM (cqNba)

13 That's a lot of lap dances right there...

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2018 04:10 PM (OjnQU)

14 So what's that, 1000 more private escort gigs on her world tour?

Posted by: grognard at December 11, 2018 04:10 PM (/29Nl)

15 It's been a good day for Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (ptqGC)

16 In Russian Trumpistan hooker pay YOU!!

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (NLLmE)

17 Only Trump could do this.


Get the hooker to pay him.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (cqNba)

18 How is she ever going to work that off.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (MkcN1)

19 So, this is the first known instance of a wh0re paying a customer for sex?

Posted by: DocJ at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (NYS7S)

20 Ouch! Dats a lotta dollar bills.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (5+B0f)

21 They will have to put a lien on her vag.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (OElGY)

22 That's alot of blowjobs!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (Evws/)

23
That's a lot of beejers at $0.25 a pop! On your knees, gurl!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (pNxlR)

24 4 In mother Russia, hooker pay you.

Posted by: Flyguy at December 11, 2018 04:08 PM (3sOO0)



Darn you to Heck.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (NLLmE)

25 She'll probably pay it all in ones.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (0tfLf)

26
I was thinking that if this Trump Curse is worth a damn, something should have happened to Nancy Pelosi by now, and then I remembered -- well just look at her. It's like she was struck by lightning.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (plrQg)

27 She is going to have to suck a whole bunch to get that kind of cash.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (JUOKG)

28 Can I take it out in trade?

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (sf1AO)

29 Bah'd from last thread:

I want to thank the Hordian who mentioned the Apple Battery Replacement program.

Made an appointment last week and took my phone in at 3:15 central on Saturday to the Apple store in the mall.

Total time? 2 hours & 15 minutes from check in to walk out. New 6S+ battery - $29.00 + tax.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM (VfCmK)

30 I bet right about now Stormy is wishing she never threatened to blackmail Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM (/tuJf)

31 I bet ole Stormy isn't used to being on this side of paying for a schlonging.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM (eSx+E)

32 Pay backs a bitch isn't it Beyotch

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM (O2RFr)

33 Wasn't she recently trying to pass this off on Avenatti or something?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM (AzW6q)

34 The judges obviously colluded with the Russians!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM (37IEG)

35 Go figure.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM (Z04f8)

36 PDT is "The Man With the Golden Schlong."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (ptqGC)

37 Actually, CPL is probably going to doing the dances - and that's going to take more than a few nights unless Shep's in the audience.

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (OjnQU)

38 Credit where credit is due. She had an exceptional legal team.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (5+B0f)

39 18
How is she ever going to work that off.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (MkcN1)

With rapidly depreciating assets.

Just another dem tool tossed aside after her usefulness has ended. When will they learn.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (t6MX/)

40 30 I bet right about now Stormy is wishing she never threatened to blackmail Trump.

That's a lead-pipe cinch bet right there. You're not paid for the $ex, girl. You're paid to leave, and keep your mouth shut about it.

Posted by: DocJ at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (NYS7S)

41 I love the 'and 33 cents' part.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (OElGY)

42 And the interest meter starts . . . now!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (QLvwG)

43 Wasn't she recently trying to pass this off on Avenatti or something?


Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM


---

Yes. She claimed that he filed the lawsuit against her wishes.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (JUOKG)

44 So, are all of Trump's lawyers her landlords?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (37IEG)

45 With that kind of rebuke by the judge he should have leveled some severe sanctions against that jackleg lawyers she had.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 11, 2018 04:14 PM (mpXpK)

46 I'm glad they tagged Stormy rather than CPL with this judgement. PDT has a shot at actually getting paid this way.

This is also apparently why Stormybwas flapping her cock hole a few weeks back about CPL filing the suit without her permission. Judge didn't buy it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:14 PM (ffYR/)

47 37
Actually, CPL is probably going to doing the dances - and that's going
to take more than a few nights unless Shep's in the audience.

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (OjnQU)

It would break my hear to see her sue CPL for maplractice and win.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 04:14 PM (t6MX/)

48 Never go to war with a man who appoints judges.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 04:14 PM (NLLmE)

49 Really, Avenatti should be the one to pay, but there's no way to squeeze $300K out of Creepy Porn Lawyer since he's already on the hook for a few million in back taxes and his future earning capacity is pretty much zilch.

Posted by: Brewdog at December 11, 2018 04:14 PM (oNFAg)

50 33 cents, I believe she might beable to afford that...

Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2018 04:14 PM (oAqs6)

51 I just blew in from San Diego, and boy are my lips tired!

Well that didn't work. This stand-up shit is harder than it looks.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at December 11, 2018 04:14 PM (hjaPQ)

52 I love the 'and 33 cents' part.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (OElGY)


That's to pay for hand sanitizer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:14 PM (ptqGC)

53 DENIED!!!!

--
Hawaiian Judge no 5

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (qxq6t)

54 "Total time? 2 hours & 15 minutes from check in to walk out. New 6S+ battery - $29.00 + tax."

Did the same thing with my iPhone 6 last week.

They told me it would be 90 minutes.

At the 45 minute mark, my Apple watch suddenly re-synced with it while it was in the back room getting the battery put in.

So of course the girl at the front told me it wasn't ready yet.

As the tech in the back came out with it..

But yes, it's a damn good deal.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (cqNba)

55 I'm sure David French will come up with a column about how Stormy Daniels is the real victim here.

Posted by: Brewdog at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (oNFAg)

56 Don't worry, Stormy! When I'm president, I'll grant you a full pardon!

Posted by: Mike Avenatti, Esq. at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (sf1AO)

57 Actually, to some extent, I guess Avenatti is to blame for her predicament.

She could've gotten another $1M Blasey Ford style GFM to cover this and more, but her upstart attorney repeatedly embarrassed the Party, and now they are out of favor.

Poor girl

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (AzW6q)

58 That's a lot of BJs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

59 Replies to that tweet appear to be gloating that she has a huge crowdfunded legal fund, completely missing the irony that all the people who donated to her are now giving their money directly to Trump.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (CQ3Qb)

60 that's a lotta blow jobs she gonna give to pay for it.

Posted by: Avi at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (kSq2k)

61 26
I was thinking that if this Trump Curse is worth a damn, something should have happened to Nancy Pelosi by now, and then I remembered -- well just look at her. It's like she was struck by lightning.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (plrQg)
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That's it!

Posted by: Fronkenstein at December 11, 2018 04:16 PM (qC1Sy)

62 How much for a golden shower these days?

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 04:16 PM (jGvbj)

63 Adding insult to injury is when Ms. Stormy gets her bill from CPL.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2018 04:16 PM (QLvwG)

64 PDT is "The Man With the Golden Schlong."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (ptqGC)

This is why the Leftist meme of "Trump has small hands!!!!" never really took off.....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:16 PM (NFEMn)

65 Next Up: Robert Mueller.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2018 04:16 PM (oVJmc)

66
Stormy Daniels, meet Cindy Sheehan.

Posted by: Ha Ha Ha at December 11, 2018 04:16 PM (Am8Sm)

67 When does CPL get his bill?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 04:16 PM (6eEQ+)

68 58
That's a lot of BJs.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (oVJmc)
Maybe she can do those 3 way (4 way?) things to speed up revenue collection.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:16 PM (37IEG)

69 This will buy another miniature giraffe for The Donald.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 04:17 PM (OElGY)

70 58
That's a lot of BJs.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

Her accountant is gonna need a gallons to dollars conversion chart. And one of those take a number set ups.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 04:17 PM (t6MX/)

71 I would bet she don't have that in the couch cushions.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 04:17 PM (0OmEj)

72 Who's your daddy, bitch!

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at December 11, 2018 04:17 PM (sf1AO)

73 It appears Trump is still settling family business.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:17 PM (ptqGC)

74 19 So, this is the first known instance of a wh0re paying a customer for sex?

Outside of the movies (Catch Me if You Can)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 11, 2018 04:17 PM (eMYuB)

75 59
Replies to that tweet appear to be gloating that she has a huge
crowdfunded legal fund, completely missing the irony that all the people
who donated to her are now giving their money directly to Trump.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (CQ3Qb)
RESIST! RESIST! VICTORY!

Posted by: Texas SJW at December 11, 2018 04:17 PM (37IEG)

76 Trump should pay her legal bills just to piss off Cohen.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2018 04:17 PM (dNzKv)

77 President Trump could have a nice Christmas party with that.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM (/rm4P)

78 And, once again, I observe that I do not have a heart of stone.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM (qC1Sy)

79 Don't worry, Stormy! When I'm president, I'll grant you a full pardon!

Maybe you could secure her a Navy contract on the USS Blowtown...

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM (OjnQU)

80 whomp whomp WHOMP

the Trump curse with whomp your ass

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM (d7Ww2)

81 Hope she got paid well by 60 Minutes and CNN!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM (W+vEI)

82 Replies to that tweet appear to be gloating that she has a huge crowdfunded legal fund, completely missing the irony that all the people who donated to her are now giving their money directly to Trump.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (CQ3Qb)

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Watch them now try and claim that fund was for legal defense only, and can't be used to pay judgements.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM (ffYR/)

83 Those Russians are crafty as hell.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM (IfYaq)

84 She also has to pay for breaking the NDA right?

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (BXMxN)

85 And the thing is Trump can't pardon her or get her off the hook--even if he wanted to, which I'm sure he doesn't-- out of compassion or because it's Christmas because then the media would think there was a secret deal or something....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (NFEMn)

86 This is obvious high crimes and misdemeanors justifying impeachment, banishment, attainder of the blood, and a harsh lecture.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (0QYMt)

87 Sources Say Trump Using Courts To Punish His Enemies, Accelerate War On Women

Posted by: This...Is CNN at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (sf1AO)

88 Trump got in three schlongings in one day: Madame Dementia, Chuckie Schemer, and Creepy Porn Actress.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (ptqGC)

89 21 They will have to put a lien on her vag.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (OElGY)

I dunno, there's a lot of leaning on her vag already.

Posted by: trev006 at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (36S7u)

90 And, once again, I observe that I do not have a heart of stone.

Posted by: Blake


Because you laughed?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (VfCmK)

91 88 Melania tonight.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (BXMxN)

92 I figure Stormys lips will have about 100000 miles on them by the time she gets that worked off. We should send a 55 gallon drum of EP chapstick.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (5+B0f)

93 Good to see the Horde with teh feisty funneh this afternoon. It was practically a suicide pact in here this morning. Courage!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (qkzoN)

94 Replies to that tweet appear to be gloating that she
has a huge crowdfunded legal fund, completely missing the irony that
all the people who donated to her are now giving their money directly to
Trump.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (CQ3Qb)



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Watch them now try and claim that fund was for legal defense only, and can't be used to pay judgements.


Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM

---

Pretty sure that money is long gone.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (JUOKG)

95 Eh,what are they gonna do, reposes her g-strings? Take away her lubricant?
Put her in a work-house?

Her CPL owes hundreds of thousands of $ and he's out walking around in poorly tailored suits causing trouble for sitting Presidents.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (37IEG)

96 You took the stand now, baby,Got up and lied.Spreadin' 'round stories not truuuue,
Blew up in your face now, baby,Your lawyer disgraced.Now here's the tune you must faaaaace.....

Oh Stooooormyyyyy, oh StooooormyyyyMy lawyers you must now paaaaaaayyyyyy....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (wtvvX)

97 >>. . .completely missing the irony that all the people who donated to her are now giving their money directly to Trump.



Or really, Avenatti?
Stormy claims he didn't give her the GFM $$$.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (W+vEI)

98 That will keep Stormy on stage for a long time.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (/rm4P)

99
I bet right about now Stormy is wishing she never threatened to blackmail Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM (/tuJf)

Should have kept the payment and her mouth closed.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (0QYMt)

100 Trump would like to thank the people who gave to Stormy go fund me for contributing to his vast wealth.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 11, 2018 04:21 PM (yhxl1)

101 Watch them now try and claim that fund was for legal defense only, and can't be used to pay judgements.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM (ffYR/)

------

These are NPCs donating, and Dem operatives laudering bribes.

The NPCs aren't that smart, but the Dems maybe vindictive enough to try and claw back their bribes. Mike and Stormy have made the Party bosses very unhappy, between Swetnick and the Avenatti 2020 crap.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:21 PM (AzW6q)

102 Trump got in three schlongings in one day: Madame Dementia, Chuckie Schemer, and Creepy Porn Actress.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (ptqGC)

Working his way toward Comey, Clapper, Brennan and Mueller....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:21 PM (NFEMn)

103
92 I figure Stormys lips will have about 100000 miles on them by the time she gets that worked off. We should send a 55 gallon drum of EP chapstick.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (5+B0f)


Show your work!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 04:21 PM (pNxlR)

104 Porn star files bankruptcy on her snatch. Files for restructure, It's a tranzman.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 04:21 PM (hJlx/)

105 Total time? 2 hours & 15 minutes from check in to walk out. New 6S+ battery - $29.00 + tax.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM



Same here. AND...they cleaned out the pocket lint stuck in the recharge slot.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 04:21 PM (0tfLf)

106
So in a sense isn't she going to be giving back the money that democrats say was an illegal campaign contribution?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 04:21 PM (TAmPV)

107 Trump should Tweet "Thank you for those giving $ to her GoFundMe"

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 04:21 PM (BXMxN)

108 The Golden Scalp Weasel claims another scalp, and again bestows its blessings upon its host.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 11, 2018 04:21 PM (J+mig)

109 Stormy and Avenatti are both regretting ever laying eyes on each other.

F'in hah.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM (NLLmE)

110 Trump should magnanimously tell her to not worry about the $0.33.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM (t6MX/)

111 Trump got in three schlongings in one day: Madame Dementia, Chuckie Schemer, and Creepy Porn Actress.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (ptqGC)



Working his way toward Comey, Clapper, Brennan and Mueller....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:21 PM (NFEMn)

One more and he'll have his team of 8 reindeer!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM (QLvwG)

112 Morons think alike.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM (BXMxN)

113 "Maybe she can do those 3 way (4 way?) things to speed up revenue collection."

She's gonna need more tube steak ready to serve than those hot rotisseries at 7-11

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM (OjnQU)

114 Should have kept the payment and her mouth closed.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (0QYMt)

She kept the payment do you really think she can keep her mouth "closed???"

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM (NFEMn)

115 Man, I cannot imagine me being such a jerk to have to pay legal fees to the President of the United States.Posted by: HH at December 11, 2018 04:09 PM (mIJBI)

Just avoid having it rumored that you're a porn actress who had an affair with him and you may be safe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM (AllCR)

116 Or really, Avenatti?
Stormy claims he didn't give her the GFM $$$.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (W+vEI)



Lay down with fleas, wake up with ticks.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM (NLLmE)

117 Same here. AND...they cleaned out the pocket lint stuck in the recharge slot.

Posted by: Diogenes


I was blown away. I and out of a mall in 2 hours and 15 minutes on a Saturday during the busiest time of the season.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM (VfCmK)

118 She must be good at her job, cuz now I have a woody!

Posted by: Ted K. at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (seSmy)

119 Should have kept the payment and her mouth closed.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (0QYMt)




Kinda asking the impossible.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (0tfLf)

120 Watch them now try and claim that fund was for legal defense only, and can't be used to pay judgements.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM (ffYR/)


Creepy Porn Lawyer is now tweeting spin that its only a fraction of what Trump will pay her in another lawsuit he filed. The gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (CQ3Qb)

121
And the interest meter starts . . . now!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM


Nope. This is important. The judge ordered her to pay X amount of dollars. He didn't say with interest. As long as she sends a single dollar a week off to pay down the judgement she's fine.

Which I'm sure will be her plan of action.

Now if she makes some sort of agreement with Trumps lawyers to pay interest that's a different story. But that takes her from one category; incredibly stupid, into intergalactic level of stupidity.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (jYje5)

122 Because you laughed?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (VfCmK)
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Loudly.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (qC1Sy)

123 82 Replies to that tweet appear to be gloating that she has a huge crowdfunded legal fund, completely missing the irony that all the people who donated to her are now giving their money directly to Trump.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (CQ3Qb)

...

Trump should publicly donate all of it to his re-election campaign.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (yL25O)

124 We're over 100 comments, so I'll repeat what was willowed below:

Al Sharpton, on his "Politics Nation" show on Sunday, pronounced "homicide" "homo-cide" several times.

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (ptqGC)

125 One more and he'll have his team of 8 reindeer!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM (QLvwG)

Next is Rudolph---if Giuliani is indeed the "leaker."

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (NFEMn)

126 After consulting with my ex-wife who laughed at me as she drove away in what used to be my Ferrari, my battered ex-girlfriend who is only a few years only than my daughter, and my hundreds of fans on Twitter, I've decided not to run for President in 2020. In the meantime, I believe my track record speaks for itself - if you need a lawyer, I could really use the cash, because I owe Ex #2 about 170 grand a month.

Posted by: Mikey Avenatti - will litigate poorly for food at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (oZ6kz)

127 $293,052.33

I like the precision of it, all the way down to 33 cents.

Not even an attempt to round it up or down.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (lD3vL)

128 That will keep Stormy on stage for a long time.

Is there such a thing as Great Grandmothers I'd Like To...well, you know.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (sf1AO)

129 hooker pays john $300k.

I want to be like Trump.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (xJa6I)

130 Replies to that tweet appear to be gloating that she

has a huge crowdfunded legal fund, completely missing the irony that

all the people who donated to her are now giving their money directly to

Trump.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (CQ3Qb)

Heh. Indeed.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (0QYMt)

131 AND...they cleaned out the pocket lint stuck in the recharge slot.

This sounds dirty

Posted by: wooga at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (7KeBk)

132 Watch them now try and claim that fund was for legal defense only, and can't be used to pay judgements.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM

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Pretty sure that money is long gone.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (JUOKG)

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Probably correct. I looked, and the GFM has been shut down.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (ffYR/)

133 Trump should publicly donate all of it to his re-election campaign.

It was supposed to go pay his legal bills. I'm sure his lawyers want to get paid.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (lD3vL)

134 I was blown away. I and out of a mall in 2 hours and 15 minutes on a Saturday during the busiest time of the season.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM



I put that time to good use. There is a BJ's bar and grill (would a 'ron drink any place else?) and they have a great flatbread with an excellent blonde ale.
Or in this case, ales.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (0tfLf)

135 I am angry at DJT for not having the discipline to keep his wang away from a horse-faced skankathon at the time he was married to a gorgeous young supermodel. His incontinent behavior provided the opening for the hyenas to go after him.

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (+OYy0)

136 Creepy Porn Lawyer is now tweeting spin that its only a fraction of what Trump will pay her in another lawsuit he filed. The gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (CQ3Qb)

For my next trick......

Posted by: Zombie Daffy Duck at December 11, 2018 04:25 PM (NFEMn)

137 GGILF,I would NOT search that....

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 04:25 PM (BXMxN)

138 84
She also has to pay for breaking the NDA right?

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (BXMxN)

Apparently Avenetti is suing Trump now for trying to enforce the NDA according to his tweets. This is all so confusing.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 04:25 PM (CQ3Qb)

139 I bet you the Cuckenstein Bros could grift another half-mil in a new Ponzi scheme, if they weren't busy making gay picture books with Robert Mueller as a Chippendales dancer. BOOM! RETWEET!

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 04:25 PM (oZ6kz)

140 Over/under on Avenatti cacks himself?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:25 PM (AzW6q)

141 am angry at DJT for not having the discipline to keep his wang away from a horse-faced skankathon at the time he was married to a gorgeous young supermodel. His incontinent behavior provided the opening for the hyenas to go after him.
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (+OYy0)

Did Trump ever actually admit to banging her?

Posted by: Zombie Daffy Duck at December 11, 2018 04:26 PM (NFEMn)

142 Creepy Porn Lawyer is now tweeting spin that its only a fraction of what Trump will pay her in another lawsuit he filed. The gift that keeps on giving.

-
Keep plucking that chicken, CPL, and the White House is yours for the asking!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 11, 2018 04:26 PM (g17lh)

143 136 Creepy Porn Lawyer is now tweeting spin that its only a fraction of what Trump will pay her in another lawsuit he filed. The gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (CQ3Qb)

CPL: "Hold my beer and watch this, y'all!"

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 11, 2018 04:26 PM (J+mig)

144 Next up, we find out who presently serving in Congress, paid off women they molested/harrassed, when and how much.

Since it was OUR money used for the payoffs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:26 PM (ptqGC)

145 129 hooker pays john $300k.

I want to be like Trump.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM



Classic Winning!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 04:27 PM (0tfLf)

146 Nope. This is important. The judge ordered her to
pay X amount of dollars. He didn't say with interest. As long as she
sends a single dollar a week off to pay down the judgement she's fine.



Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (jYje5)



I didn't read the link (in moron tradition) and assumed all judgement amounts came standard with interest. I did not know they didn't.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2018 04:27 PM (QLvwG)

147 am angry at DJT for not having the discipline to keep his wang away from a horse-faced skankathon at the time he was married to a gorgeous young supermodel. His incontinent behavior provided the opening for the hyenas to go after him.
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (+OYy0)

Did Trump ever actually admit to banging her?
Posted by: Zombie Daffy Duck


I don't believe so.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 04:27 PM (VfCmK)

148 BREAKING on CNN: Judge in Stormy Daniels case once drank Vodka. We've hired independent analysts Fusion GPS to look into this further ... Developing.

Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 04:27 PM (pVW+L)

149
"When the President brags that he won North Dakota and Indiana, he's in real trouble."

-- Schmuckie Schmoozer, (Dimwit, NY)

You could not make your contempt for flyover country clearer, Schmuckie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 04:27 PM (pNxlR)

150 I'm calling death by auto-erotic asphyxiation sometime in 2019. Avenatti's a steal in any dead pool that offers him.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 04:27 PM (oZ6kz)

151 Donate it all to Make-a-Wish... or me.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 11, 2018 04:28 PM (RuIsu)

152 CPL's future is not very bright.

His highest profile case just lost as spectacularly badly as is possible and the entire planet knows about it. Furthermore, his media tour on the back of a stripper/escort exposed all the other wide array of legal violations and judgments that have been against him and are compounding every day.

Daniels lost money. A lot.

CPL, however, is in the process of losing everything.

This seems like Justice finally sneaking in and scoring one for the good guys.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 04:28 PM (6eEQ+)

153 heh -
Now Stormy, Now Comey, Now Brennen and Schumer
On Clapper, on Sessions, Pelosi and Mueller


Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:28 PM (37IEG)

154 Apparently Avenetti is suing Trump now for trying to enforce the NDA according to his tweets. This is all so confusing.


pro tip: Give it up; it will NOT work.

Posted by: monkey with the cork at December 11, 2018 04:28 PM (Z04f8)

155 She's going to have to write down a lot of porn movies to pay that down.

Posted by: bjstuggggggz at December 11, 2018 04:28 PM (/BoOB)

156 Didn't CPL spend all the GoFundme money

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 11, 2018 04:28 PM (dKiJG)

157 And by this evening the bobble heads will be calling this a huge win for stormy and a crushing, humiliating defeat for trump and proof of what a horrible human being he is and yet further evidence that he collided with Russians and should be impeached.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2018 04:28 PM (dNzKv)

158 You could not make your contempt for flyover country clearer, Schmuckie.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 04:27 PM (pNxlR)

----

Your point is well taken.

But. To be fair. NOBODY even flies over North Dakota.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (8XRCm)

159 I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

160 Next up, we find out who presently serving in Congress, paid off women they molested/harrassed, when and how much.

Since it was OUR money used for the payoffs.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:26 PM (ptqGC)


Yes. If what Trump did is worthy of impeachment, then....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (0QYMt)

161 If you bang a pornster how do you get past the suspicion that she's faking it?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (MkcN1)

162 135 I am angry at DJT for not having the discipline to keep his wang away from a horse-faced skankathon at the time he was married to a gorgeous young supermodel. His incontinent behavior provided the opening for the hyenas to go after him.
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (+OYy0)
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I'm not sure President Trump actually did anything physical with this person.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (qC1Sy)

163 Woman's Day, will give her their Mother of the Year award. Which incidentally comes with laundered cash from Democrat donors equal to this bill.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (VpIIl)

164 Avenetti has the full blown thinking horsepower of a garden slug.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (5+B0f)

165 BREAKING on CNN: Judge in Stormy Daniels case once drank Vodka. We've hired independent analysts Fusion GPS to look into this further ... Developing.
Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 04:27 PM (pVW+L)

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Is this the stuff?

https://tinyurl.com/y8naezd5

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (AzW6q)

166 I buried my daughter today.

What??

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (O2RFr)

167 I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)


I am so sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (0QYMt)

168 I am angry at DJT for not having the discipline to keep his wang away from a horse-faced skankathon at the time he was married to a gorgeous young supermodel. His incontinent behavior provided the opening for the hyenas to go after him.
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (+OYy0)

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I highly doubt a Germophobe like PDT actually would stick it in a cum dumpster like Stormy.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (ffYR/)

169 "hooker pays john $300k.
I want to be like Trump."

He's batman.

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (OjnQU)

170 Time person of the year, (as if I give a shit) Newspaper journalist, Trumps second and Muller third place.

Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (oAqs6)

171 I buried my daughter today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone


WTF?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (VfCmK)

172 Next up on CNN: Stormy asks the President if "there isn't some way we can work this out?"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (Z216Q)

173 Can't she open up one of those GOFUCKME accounts and collect in kind donations?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (VpIIl)

174 heh -
Now Stormy, Now Comey, Now Brennen and Schumer
On Clapper, on Sessions, Pelosi and Mueller




Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:28 PM (37IEG)


Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (QLvwG)

175 Now that's what I call boom chicka wow wow.

Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (gmo/4)

176 159 I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

what happened?????

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (a0IVu)

177 167 I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)


That's heartbreaking.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (MkcN1)

178 When the President brags that he won North Dakota and Indiana, he's in real trouble."

-- Schmuckie Schmoozer, (Dimwit, NY)

Ok he won FL, too.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (dNzKv)

179 If you bang a pornster how do you get past the suspicion that she's faking it?

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How can O put this delicately.

If youre banging a Pornstar..... you aint doing it for her.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (8XRCm)

180 And MO.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (dNzKv)

181 His incontinent behavior provided the opening for the hyenas to go after him.

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (+OYy0)

By now -most- conservatives realize that it doesn't actually matter what Trump does. Lower tensions in Syria? Putin puppet. Work against Iran? MBS puppet.

I know the media is stupid, but damn, do we have to pretend their frothing-mad vendetta is based on anything but litigating the 2016 election?

Posted by: trev006 at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (36S7u)

182 I buried my daughter today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

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Condolences. I hope you two are holding up ok.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (AzW6q)

183 Stormy will be able to post a sign over her bed (kitchen table, counter, love seat, couch, patio, swimming pool, washer/dryer combo)

Millions serviced

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (37IEG)

184 This is also apparently why Stormybwas flapping her cock hole a few weeks back about CPL filing the suit without her permission. Judge didn't buy it.
________________

This judge, but maybe she'll have better luck with the judge in her legal malpractice suit against Avenatti. She probably has a good claim. After all, she's not the legal expert, so she's not the one who should have decided that filing the lawsuit against Trump was a bad idea. And if Avenatti didn't fully disclose to Daniels all the risks to her (like getting stuck for $300k in Trump's lawyer fees if they lost), then he's the one who should have to pay.

Of course, since deadbeat Avenatti's probably judgment proof, it may just be a pyrrhic victory for Daniels.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (fqUgw)

185 30 I bet right about now Stormy is wishing she never threatened to blackmail Trump.

That's a lead-pipe cinch bet right there. You're not paid for the $ex, girl. You're paid to leave, and keep your mouth shut about it.
Posted by: DocJ at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (NYS7S)

Actually, the entire scenario was a classic blackmail crime.

They approached him, saying they would go public if they did not pay her off.

Thing is? Its against the law to blackmail someone, its not against the law to pay off a blackmailer.

Once she went public anyway? there was no reason at all NOT to prosecute her and her lawyer, for blackmail.

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (NgKpN)

186 159 I buried my daughter today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today!

no words to say. except I'm sorry.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (d7Ww2)

187 My wife was 15 weeks pregnant when we found out the girl she was carrying died in the womb.

We had her funeral today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (zZbCU)

188 Anyone but me notice that the word "theatrically" is suddenly a media buzzword ? The media used it twice last week that I can remember. They said Trump "theatrically" saluted Bush's casket and then a few days later, at the Army-Navy game, they pointed out that He "theatrically" flipped the coin.

What are they gearing up for? Trump "theatrically" fired Mueller?

Posted by: Zombie Daffy Duck at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (NFEMn)

189 Avenatti now threatening to go after Dershowitz for his connections to Epstein.

You know what? Good. Get it all out in the open. And while we're at it, how about the names of the members of Congress that used part of the $17M slushfund to pay hush money to sexual assault victims? Love to see what that list looks like.

The only problem is that Avenatti being attached to it means it will spectacularly fail.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (oZ6kz)

190 I'm terribly sorry to hear that James.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (NLLmE)

191 https://fxn.ws/2zSGGxs
******
Mark Levin: A time for truth | Fox News

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (BqBId)

192 >>I buried my daughter today.

Very sorry to hear that.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (/tuJf)

193 TJM
Condolences.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (5+B0f)

194 187 My wife was 15 weeks pregnant when we found out the girl she was carrying died in the womb.

We had her funeral today.

So sorry...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (O2RFr)

195 159
I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (14URa)

196 I'm so sorry TJM

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (oZ6kz)

197 I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

===================

Prayers are going full on. I am beyond words.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (Z216Q)

198 I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

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Man Im so sorry James. Mrs Fixer and I have ben thru what you guys are enduring.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (8XRCm)

199 JM; I will pray for your family.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (0OmEj)

200 I buried my daughter today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

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So sorry, TJM.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (ffYR/)

201 I buried my daughter today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today!


So sorry for you and your family. Praying for you all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2018 04:32 PM (AllCR)

202 159 I buried my daughter today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)
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My condolences.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 04:32 PM (qC1Sy)

203 187 My wife was 15 weeks pregnant when we found out the girl she was carrying died in the womb.

We had her funeral today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (zZbCU)

Oh no...I am so so sorry. I have been there and I know how raw the grief is. Hugs to you and your wife.

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 04:32 PM (a0IVu)

204 "Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (zZbCU)
"

My prayers and condolences to both of you.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2018 04:32 PM (VpIIl)

205 I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)


Oh man. So very sorry.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2018 04:32 PM (QLvwG)

206 167 I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

I've been there... I almost never do this..

But sending a prayer up for you and your family.

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 04:33 PM (NgKpN)

207 Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (zZbCU)

My condolences, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 04:33 PM (xJa6I)

208 My wife was 15 weeks pregnant when we found out the girl she was carrying died in the womb.

We had her funeral today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone


I am so sorry to hear that. No words other than saying a prayer for you and your wife. :-(

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 04:33 PM (VfCmK)

209
This judge, but maybe she'll have better luck with the judge in her legal malpractice suit against Avenatti. She probably has a good claim. After all, she's not the legal expert, so she's not the one who should have decided that filing the lawsuit against Trump was a bad idea. And if Avenatti didn't fully disclose to Daniels all the risks to her (like getting stuck for $300k in Trump's lawyer fees if they lost), then he's the one who should have to pay.

Of course, since deadbeat Avenatti's probably judgment proof, it may just be a pyrrhic victory for Daniels.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (fqUgw)

Only Michael Avenatti can make you root for Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: Zombie Daffy Duck at December 11, 2018 04:33 PM (NFEMn)

210 TJM, something much the same happened to one of my brothers and his wife. So sorry. Hope you have family nearby.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at December 11, 2018 04:33 PM (Z216Q)

211 My condolences, James.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2018 04:33 PM (2LelM)

212 "When the President brags that he won North Dakota and Indiana, he's in real trouble."

-- Schmuckie Schmoozer, (Dimwit, NY)

You could not make your contempt for flyover country clearer, Schmuckie.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 04:27 PM (pNxlR)

Indiana and North Dakota? Aren't those both states the GOP picked up Senate seats in?

I don't think Senator Schmoozer knows what he's talking about.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 11, 2018 04:33 PM (tYPH9)

213 200
I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)


Damn, very sorry to hear that. Awful. Prayers for you. I can't even...

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:33 PM (37IEG)

214 203 187 My wife was 15 weeks pregnant when we found out the girl she was carrying died in the womb.

Yes, I know how that is... My Son and Daughter-in-law lost their precious baby at about 20 weeks... heartbreaking... I think it's wonderful that you held a funeral

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 04:33 PM (O2RFr)

215 159 I buried my daughter today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)


I can't imagine the sorrow you must feel, We will include you in our prayers tonight.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 11, 2018 04:34 PM (dKiJG)

216 My wife was 15 weeks pregnant when we found out the girl she was carrying died in the womb.

We had her funeral today.

I'm sorry for it.I hope that your family is well and working together.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 11, 2018 04:34 PM (Z04f8)

217 My sincerest condolences, TJM.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 11, 2018 04:34 PM (tYPH9)

218
Ok he won FL, too.
_____________

And Ohio. And Pennsylvania. And Michigan. And Wisconsin. And North Carolina. And Arizona. And, and, and . . . . . . . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2018 04:34 PM (fqUgw)

219 TJM, I'm so sorry for your loss. Prayers for you and your wife.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 04:35 PM (hJlx/)

220 159 I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU

... damn. So sorry, TJM.

Posted by: trev006 at December 11, 2018 04:36 PM (36S7u)

221 buried my daughter today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

Very sorry to hear....

Posted by: Zombie Daffy Duck at December 11, 2018 04:36 PM (NFEMn)

222 My mother lost her daughter in the same way. I was born after that, I do visit her grave, even though I never of course saw her..
My condolences.

Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2018 04:36 PM (oAqs6)

223 I am the best lawyer since Star Jones.

Posted by: Michael "Creepy Porn Lawyer" Avenatti at December 11, 2018 04:36 PM (m6h/F)

224 The events of Avenatti's life post-Swetnick comprise some of the best Instant Karma I've ever seen. I'm excited for the next chapter - is it going to be gay porn, or a suicide?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 04:36 PM (oZ6kz)

225 Prayers for peace and healing, James

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 11, 2018 04:36 PM (vHDvs)

226 I guess Schmucky thinks ND and IA aren't "real" America.

Jackass.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 04:36 PM (qC1Sy)

227 Off Zombie Daffy Duck sock....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:37 PM (NFEMn)

228 JM: Mrs Kim and I lost our first early in like before 12 weeks. We now have two grown kids. (21 and 23). The pain fades in time but you will never forget.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 04:37 PM (0OmEj)

229 Avenatti's going to take down Tucker Carlson because some spick called his daughter a cunt, and then he's going to take down Jacob Wohl for tweeting a joke after he got arrested, and then he's going to the White House...YEARGH!!

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 04:37 PM (oZ6kz)

230 TheJamesMadison's Phone: "We had her funeral today."

So sorry for your family's loss.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 04:37 PM (6eEQ+)

231 My sympathies to you and yours TJM.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2018 04:37 PM (sf1AO)

232 Judge should've ordered the CPL Avenatti to tuck the money into Trump's pants waistline in hundred-dollar-bills, one at a time.

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (786Ro)

233 224 The events of Avenatti's life post-Swetnick comprise some of the best Instant Karma I've ever seen. I'm excited for the next chapter - is it going to be gay porn, or a suicide?
________________

Bank robbery.

And if he gets caught, he'll claim to be an illegal alien so he can get a reduced sentence.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (fqUgw)

234 I had a roommate from Minot, his English was really good.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (RuIsu)

235 ...on CNN

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (786Ro)

236 Been said by a number of comments today, but Trump REALLY got under Chuckie's skin today. It was so obvious he knew he was had.
With Pelosi, it's hard to tell.....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (NFEMn)

237 It's a shopworn porn theme with a twist. 2 guys screwing 1 girl, one wearing a condom and paying her the other wearing a two thousand dollar suit and making her pay him.

Posted by: mc at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (l1TIo)

238 I guess Schmucky thinks ND and IA aren't "real" America.

Jackass.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 04:36 PM (qC1Sy)

We don't either!

Posted by: Senators Heidi Heitkamp and Joe Donelly, still fuming over their losses at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (tYPH9)

239 is it going to be gay porn, or a suicide?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 04:36 PM (oZ6kz)

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I'm with you on suicide.

To think - if he hadn't decided to make noise about a primary or ginned up that Swetnick thing, the Dems would be paying off his taxes, his judgments against him by his former partners, and the Trump judgment, and he'd have a show on CNN.

Talk about royally blowing your big chance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (AzW6q)

240
I was reading the background of a singer once. Beautiful and totally awesome voice. Married someone else in the theater with a name everyone would immediately recognize. She miscarried three times with him.

They ended up divorcing. I could not imagine going through that once, much less three times.

The pro-abortion peeps never mention just how emotionally wrenching it is for a woman. Because they have so, so very much empathy.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 04:39 PM (jYje5)

241 236 Been said by a number of comments today, but Trump REALLY got under Chuckie's skin today. It was so obvious he knew he was had.
With Pelosi, it's hard to tell.....
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (NFEMn)



It's when she starts chewing on her own teeth.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 04:39 PM (NLLmE)

242 James that is heartbreaking.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 04:40 PM (/rm4P)

243 With Pelosi, it's hard to tell.....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (NFEMn)

Her behavior during Trump's State of the Union Speech is it.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 04:41 PM (jGvbj)

244 He got a refund from a hooker but he's going to get beat by Sckemer? Pull the other one it's got Christmas Bells on already.

Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2018 04:41 PM (FhXTo)

245 Been said by a number of comments today, but Trump REALLY got under Chuckie's skin today. It was so obvious he knew he was had.
With Pelosi, it's hard to tell.....
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (NFEMn)

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Nanzi probably thought she was meeting with GWB, with all the awareness she currently posesses.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:41 PM (ffYR/)

246 TJM there are no words...just the knowledge you and Dolley have your own special angel to watch over you now.

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 04:42 PM (+OYy0)

247 There's an auction on EBAY for a pair of worn out soccer balls.


hmmmm???

Posted by: REDACTED at December 11, 2018 04:42 PM (L/iaS)

248 My grandmother had a still born baby, I have always thought he was a uncle I never got to see. There is a grave marker for him.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 04:43 PM (/rm4P)

249 With Pelosi, it's hard to tell.....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (NFEMn)

Her behavior during Trump's State of the Union Speech is it.
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 04:41 PM (jGvbj)

Well, the only good thing about the Dems taking the House is we get to see Pelosi sitting behind Trump at the next State of the Union speech. It will be epic.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:43 PM (NFEMn)

250 TJM, so very sorry. Know that there are good people reading this thread sending up prayers for you and Dolley.

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 04:44 PM (786Ro)

251 Chuck and Nancy should have broken out in a duet of Baby It's Cold In Here.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 04:44 PM (/tuJf)

252 So sorry, James.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2018 04:45 PM (LL1Be)

253 Talk about royally blowing your big chance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (AzW6q) "

If he hadn't fucked up so badly, he'd still be a "viable candidate" (at least to the rubes that ever supported him in the first place) and he could fundraise his way out of his debts. Now he's toxic to the networks that used to have him on daily, has even more financial troubles since he got onto the big stage, is still being investigated for his role in the Swetnick debacle, and may be convicted of misdemeanor domestic violence on top of it all. You'd be hard pressed to script out a bigger epic fail in such a short period.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 04:45 PM (oZ6kz)

254 Oh no, I'm so sorry, James.

Posted by: Julie A Pascal at December 11, 2018 04:45 PM (BD/yx)

255 TJM, how utterly heartbreaking. I am so very sorry. Prayers for all of you.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 04:46 PM (NWiLs)

256 TJM -I wish I had the words to express the sorrow I feel for you and your wife for the loss of your daughter. I am sorry to hear this. You all will be in my prayers.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 11, 2018 04:46 PM (jxbfJ)

257 CPL believed his own BS.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2018 04:47 PM (IfYaq)

258 247
There's an auction on EBAY for a pair of worn out soccer balls.





hmmmm???

Posted by: REDACTED at December 11, 2018 04:42 PM (L/iaS)
Probably the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2018 04:47 PM (14URa)

259 Rush was saying alot on the meeting how Chucky and Sloppy Choppers got totally played.
Serves them right.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 04:47 PM (/rm4P)

260 TJM -

Having been in your shoes many years ago, my condolences.


It is a sad day my friend...

Posted by: browndog at December 11, 2018 04:47 PM (bGMOs)

261 Well, the only good thing about the Dems taking the House is we get to see Pelosi sitting behind Trump at the next State of the Union speech. It will be epic.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:43 PM


Let's hope she holds back on any temptation to yell, "Sic semper tyrannis" and jump out of her seat and shoot him.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 04:48 PM (jYje5)

262 There's an auction on EBAY for a pair of worn out soccer balls.





hmmmm???

Posted by: REDACTED at December 11, 2018 04:42 PM (L/iaS)
Probably the Clinton Foundation.
Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2018 04:47 PM (14URa)

Stormy's implants?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:48 PM (NFEMn)

263 My DIL miscarried 3 times. Thankful she didn t give up. I have 2 handsome grandsons by her now.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 04:48 PM (5+B0f)

264 CPL believed his own BS.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2018 04:47 PM (IfYaq)

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Definitely.

He was also in deep shit financially, and thought he could dig out by currying favor with the power elite. He was likely right to work from that assumption. But he overplayed his hand so very badly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:48 PM (AzW6q)

265 I still say Trump would have been smarter to not have engaged with Stormy Daniels legally.

Sure, Trump was victorious in court, won some money, ruined Stormy and Avenatti, but everyone paid attention to this story when dumb fuck Cohen sued her over the NDA she signed.

I just know I had completely dismissed the story as just another gold digging ho that was lying until Trump sued her over violating her NDA.

It also gave Mueller a 2nd life with his sham investigation, my guess is Mueller will largely hang his hat over campaign finance.

Just don't think it was worth this much of Trump's bandwidth to get back at Stormy.

Posted by: Blago at December 11, 2018 04:48 PM (UfkIY)

266 To think - if he hadn't decided to make noise about a primary or ginned up that Swetnick thing, the Dems would be paying off his taxes, his judgments against him by his former partners, and the Trump judgment, and he'd have a show on CNN. 

Talk about royally blowing your big chance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (AzW6q)

He never had a chance. Maintaining frame is good 9/10 times, but some people are in a cocaine induced euphoric state and can't see how fucked they are when the music stops and there aren't enough chairs. Avenatti thought he was a king, turns out he was a pawn.

Considering that he was probably threatened with extreme punishment if he backed down, I'm sure he isn't in a good place. But people predicting suicidw haven't counted on the powerful wild card that is President Donald Trump.

Posted by: trev006 at December 11, 2018 04:49 PM (36S7u)

267 Let's hope she holds back on any temptation to yell, "Sic semper tyrannis" and jump out of her seat and shoot him.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 04:48 PM (jYje5)

Pence will be on it as soon as she struggles with the Latin...

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:49 PM (NFEMn)

268 Why do you filthy kaffirs always assume it's us?

Posted by: Mohammad Allah Aykeelyu at December 11, 2018 04:49 PM (R9Vxo)

269 PDT effectively muzzled Pelosi if she is indeed Speaker. If she brings any impeachment proceedings PDT is going to expose every Congress slut that used that hush money slush fund and this court ruling is icing on thecake.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 04:49 PM (hJlx/)

270 Love Nancy saying they came there in "good faith" after she's been spouting impeachment, and immoral, illegal wall gibberish for weeks now.

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 04:49 PM (O2RFr)

271 Condolences TJM.

Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2018 04:49 PM (FhXTo)

272 I am angry at DJT for not having the discipline to keep his wang away from a horse-faced skankathon at the time he was married to a gorgeous young supermodel. His incontinent behavior provided the opening for the hyenas to go after him.
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (+OYy0)

He has always maintained that he did not have sex with her. They met at a golf tournament which is where the one and only photo of them together was taken, in the clubhouse or on the course in a tent with a zillion other people around.
The story has always been , back before Trump EVER began a campaign, that her co sex worker girlfriend ran to some media outlet and told them that Daniels told her that she had a one night stand with Donald Trump.
Daniels denied it , and it went away. Until Trump decided to run for president. Tabloids, including the National Enquirer , were trying to recycle the story again and they went back to Daniels. Sometime during this period, Avenetti, who has worked with the Democrats for years on campaigns, etc. ( just their type, sleazy) suddenly showed up to represent Daniels. I believe he and the Dems told her to threaten Trump with the story in order to derail his presidential campaign and they would pay her bigly. Then Cohen decided to offer her an NDA with $130,000 to shut up and go away, and they took it. Then it was leaked to the press that there was an NDA and payment made to Daniels , which must mean Trump did have an affair with her he wanted to keep quiet. Next, Avenetti is talking about Cohen and Trump and then the Stormy Daniels talk show tour started, she began blathering about having a one night stand , then went on 60 minutes for the infamous detailed ridiculous story of their sexcapade.
It was obvious the NDA didn't work, Cohen sort of half heartedly went after them regarding the violation of it, then Avenetti advised Daniels to sue Trump for defamation when he said she was simply trying to get money, that he hadn't had sex with her, he would never have had sex with a porn actress, etc.

The suit was dismissed, but it still went to court and Trump incurred all these court costs to get it dismissed. And since it was deemed frivolous, Clifford owes him bigly to cover the costs of his defense.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 11, 2018 04:51 PM (L/94n)

273 He gets to keep the blowjob too, right?

So. She basically paid 250k to suck his dick.


America. What a country.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 04:51 PM (uTZF+)

274 Sorry for your loss, TJM.

Posted by: Iasonas at December 11, 2018 04:51 PM (/HkSx)

275 What is the going rate for beejers?

Trying to game out the amortization.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2018 04:52 PM (knKQ1)

276 Your deep and moving concern for what President Trump does with HIS OWN money is:
noted [x]
not noted [x]

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2018 04:52 PM (LL1Be)

277 Pelosi does not know what "in good faith" really means, I guess. Or it means something else to her ilk. She has ilk.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 11, 2018 04:52 PM (RuIsu)

278 Posted by: Jen the original at December 11, 2018 04:51 PM (L/94n)

Thank you.

Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2018 04:52 PM (14URa)

279 If she brings any impeachment proceedings PDT is going to expose every Congress slut that used that hush money slush fund

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Does PDT have access to that data - or does Congress have sole possession of it?

If it's legal to have this slushfund and make these payouts (which I presume it is), would Trump have the authority to subpoena the records?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:52 PM (AzW6q)

280 TJM, I am so very sorry to hear this.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 11, 2018 04:52 PM (2shuf)

281 I would let her please me. Hells yes.

She is a pro. I've been dealing with amateurs all this time.

For SCIENCE!!!!

Posted by: nip at December 11, 2018 04:53 PM (DfGpI)

282 >>America. What a country.

Make America Mate Again!

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 04:53 PM (/tuJf)

283 Does PDT have access to that data - or does Congress have sole possession of it?



If it's legal to have this slushfund and make these payouts (which I
presume it is), would Trump have the authority to subpoena the records?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:52 PM (AzW6q)


Separation of Powers!!

Posted by: Nanzi at December 11, 2018 04:53 PM (jGvbj)

284 It's times like this I wish we knew each other in meatspace to offer a sisterly hug or at least send a card.

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 04:53 PM (+OYy0)

285 This is more significant than meets the eye.

Since Mueller is making "payoffs to Stormy Daniels" the centerpiece of his Impeachment Memo getting an actual judgment against Daniels will help show how sleazy she really is --because blowing random dudes on camera no longer qualifies as sleazy in our country. It really goes to how the "payoffs" were likely a result of La Sleaze already having tried to extort him by an means necessary, i.e. making the whole transaction more a reflection on her than him.

The "legal" part of the "Impeachment" fiasco (to come) will center around Finance Law. But as we know, its all about The Narrative.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 11, 2018 04:54 PM (koNhm)

286 TJM,
So sorry for you and your wife.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 11, 2018 04:54 PM (L/94n)

287 Let's hope she holds back on any temptation to yell, "Sic semper tyrannis" and jump out of her seat and shoot him.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 04:48 PM (jYje5)

She will be sitting down the entire time, playing w/ her dentures.

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 04:54 PM (a0IVu)

288 Muldoon's limericks are rocking it today.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 04:55 PM (0tfLf)

289 TJM, my prayers are with you and your family at this time.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2018 04:55 PM (UsCnO)

290 If it's legal to have this slushfund and make these payouts (which I
presume it is), would Trump have the authority to subpoena the records?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:52 PM (AzW6q)

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Congress may claim separate but equal branch of Govt., but since it involves outlays of taxpayer cash, I'd bet he has the right to demand those records.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:55 PM (ffYR/)

291
If it's legal to have this slushfund and make these payouts (which I presume it is), would Trump have the authority to subpoena the records?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:52 PM (AzW6q)

Perhaps if some of the payouts were covering up possible sexual assaults.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 04:56 PM (TAmPV)

292 maybe Herr Muller should hire her to play Ilsa, the she-wolf of the SS.

Posted by: Avi at December 11, 2018 04:56 PM (kSq2k)

293 NO CUMMENT yer HORNER.

Posted by: saf at December 11, 2018 04:56 PM (5IHGB)

294 236 Been said by a number of comments today, but Trump REALLY got under Chuckie's skin today. It was so obvious he knew he was had.
With Pelosi, it's hard to tell.....
_________________

BP caught 3,000 illegal aliens at the southern border in one day last month. ONE DAY.

With nearly 3/4 of the "immigrants" (legal and illegal) in California living on welfare, and over 60% of all "immigrants" in the U.S. living on welfare, just how many more can we let in?

We've got trillions upon trillions of dollars in debts we can never repay, thanks to Nanzi and Chuckie's "generosity," and now we're going to let in millions more third-world welfare seekers to suck up billions more dollars every year that we don't have?

I wish Trump would let those two f*cking cons have it with both barrels.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2018 04:56 PM (fqUgw)

295 TJM, my heart is heavy to hear that news. May you know the comfort of the Lord's presence even as you mourn.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 11, 2018 04:57 PM (yL25O)

296 She should have just accused Kauvanugh of raping her ...

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 11, 2018 04:57 PM (TN1P5)

297 TJM, remember this, there will be a joyous reunion some day.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 11, 2018 04:57 PM (T71PA)

298 Congress may claim separate but equal branch of Govt., but since it involves outlays of taxpayer cash, I'd bet he has the right to demand those records.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:55 PM (ffYR/)

It would be interesting to know if this is covered by FOIA. These payouts all include NDA's, so which legal framework takes precedence, the NDA or the right of taxpayers to know where Congress is spending their money.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 11, 2018 04:57 PM (L/94n)

299 Man, I cannot imagine me being such a jerk to have
to pay legal fees to the President of the United States.Posted by: HH at
December 11, 2018 04:09 PM (mIJBI)



Just avoid having it rumored that you're a porn actress who had an affair with him and you may be safe.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM

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I am still not certain that he ever screwed her. He has a germ phobia and IMO there is no way he would put his dick in what amounts to a hooker when he had hundreds of beautiful women literally throwing themselves at him.


I think he did the payoff just to keep her out of the news, which didn't work but didn't really hurt him.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2018 04:58 PM (JUOKG)

300 Oh, and she'll pay up right after Al Sharpton does ...

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 11, 2018 04:58 PM (TN1P5)

301 That's only 300 $1000 blow jobs

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 04:58 PM (Tnijr)

302 So, Sloppy is going to be paying out the nose...

.. or some other orifice.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2018 04:58 PM (knKQ1)

303 287
Let's hope she holds back on any temptation to yell, "Sic semper tyrannis" and jump out of her seat and shoot him.



Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 04:48 PM (jYje5)



She will be sitting down the entire time, playing w/ her dentures.

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 04:54 PM (a0IVu)


She will sit there, in full view behind Trump on live national TV, fuming, never applauding anything good for the citizens Trump cites, glaring at her posse, sucking on her dentures, and just generally being her usual self.

Both sides will eat it up.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 04:58 PM (jGvbj)

304 It would be interesting to know if this is covered by FOIA. These payouts all include NDA's, so which legal framework takes precedence, the NDA or the right of taxpayers to know where Congress is spending their money.

Here's where I would love some "leaks."

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 04:58 PM (O2RFr)

305 or 3000 $100 blow jobs

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 04:59 PM (Tnijr)

306 YD, I may be wrong but I don't believe that it is legal. That is why Farenthold was scrambling to pay back the money after he was exposed. He also lost his seat.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 04:59 PM (hJlx/)

307 Trump knows the border issue is a winning issue. And Democrats do too.

It's just a shame Republicans didn't realize this 30 years ago and instead decided to sell the country out for some Chamber of Commerce pieces of silver.

All we've been hearing for the last several decades from the GOP brain trust is "better let all the Mexicans in, or all the Mexicans will vote against you!!!"

Posted by: Blago at December 11, 2018 04:59 PM (UfkIY)

308 Heh. I just noticed that Daniels has taken the namesake of her Esquire. Creepy Porn Actress.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 05:00 PM (t6MX/)

309 It would be interesting to know if this is covered by FOIA. These payouts all include NDA's, so which legal framework takes precedence, the NDA or the right of taxpayers to know where Congress is spending their money.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 11, 2018 04:57 PM (L/94n)

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I would think the NDA would be binding on the victims. If Congress were lawfully ordered to turn them over (that's the part I don't understand), then I think that would void the agreement these boys and girls made with the ol' lechers in the Chamber.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 05:00 PM (AzW6q)

310 Here's where I would love some "leaks."

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 04:58 PM (O2RFr)


I'd rather just see Acme safes and grand pianos falling on people's heads.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2018 05:00 PM (oRu+u)

311 or 3000 $100 blow jobs

Or $300. 000 1 dollar blow jobs

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 05:00 PM (O2RFr)

312 Here's where I would love some "leaks."
Posted by: It's me donna

Sorry, I'm retired.

Posted by: Reverend James Comey at December 11, 2018 05:00 PM (knKQ1)

313 Congress may claim separate but equal branch of Govt., but since it involves outlays of taxpayer cash, I'd bet he has the right to demand those records.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:55 PM (ffYR/)

It would be interesting to know if this is covered by FOIA. These payouts all include NDA's, so which legal framework takes precedence, the NDA or the right of taxpayers to know where Congress is spending their money.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 11, 2018 04:57 PM (L/94n)

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Good point. It may be best for Judicial Watch to go after them via FOIA than PDT having a public battle with Congress to get them.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 05:00 PM (ffYR/)

314 @301 "That's only 300 $1000 blow jobs"

I'm sure the rates have come down of late.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 11, 2018 05:00 PM (koNhm)

315 If it's legal to have this slushfund and make these payouts (which I presume it is), would Trump have the authority to subpoena the records?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


It's taxpayer money.
Who authorized the hummer fund?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 05:00 PM (VfCmK)

316 So does this judgement count as a campaign contribution.

Posted by: MAGA at December 11, 2018 05:01 PM (TL46R)

317 I may be wrong but I don't believe that it is legal. That is why Farenthold was scrambling to pay back the money after he was exposed. He also lost his seat.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 04:59 PM (hJlx/)

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Ah. I hope that's the case. Congress hasn't hesitated in the past to make special laws for themselves, so I just have no idea.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 05:01 PM (AzW6q)

318 311 or 3000 $100 blow jobs

Or $300. 000 1 dollar blow jobs
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 05:00 PM (O2RFr)

She could have a blowathon.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 11, 2018 05:01 PM (MkcN1)

319 Oh no TJM I'm so sorry. Just saw it.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 05:01 PM (Tnijr)

320 Has the Moron Nation made fun of Squire-Sabastion-Senator?

Posted by: Paladin at December 11, 2018 05:01 PM (y+NAn)

321 Legal zen koan: If no one is prosecuted for a "law" but Donald Trump, is it a Bill of Attainder?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 11, 2018 05:02 PM (koNhm)

322 Welcome to the stage, Orange Man's strumpet, she works for tips, and tips alone.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 11, 2018 05:02 PM (p0nVR)

323 "That's only 300 $1000 blow jobs"

I'm sure the rates have come down of late.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 11, 2018 05:00 PM (koNhm)


Yep. Remember those articles that said Daniels was, all of a sudden, getting $10,000 for her standard pole routine (right after she started accusing Trump)? I wonder where all that cash went? I'd bet the IRS would have an interest in that ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2018 05:02 PM (oRu+u)

324 I want to know which member of congress is such a sexual perv that tax payer funded hush money had to come into play..

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 05:02 PM (a0IVu)

325 I am still not certain that he ever screwed her. He has a germ phobia and IMO there is no way he would put his dick in what amounts to a hooker when he had hundreds of beautiful women literally throwing themselves at him.


I think he did the payoff just to keep her out of the news, which didn't work but didn't really hurt him.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

________________

I just don't think it's in Trump's nature to pay off a woman that was shaking him down if there was nothing there.

I do agree though Stormy was not Trump's style, but he may have simply not known who she was and it was just something in the moment.

I'm just assuming it happened and I knew going in Trump had been unfaithful.

I would prefer he had a life like Mike Pence, but that's just not in the cards.

Posted by: Blago at December 11, 2018 05:02 PM (UfkIY)

326 I want to know which member of congress is such a sexual perv that tax payer funded hush money had to come into play..
Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 05:02 PM (a0IVu)

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It seems unlikely, but... *fingers crossed* what if Paul Ryan's on the list?

That'd be grand.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 05:03 PM (AzW6q)

327
That's only 300 $1000 blow jobs"

There's no such thing as a $1000 blow job

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 05:04 PM (TAmPV)

328 272. thanks Jen. I did think the part about her spanking him with rolled up magazine was implausible.

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 05:04 PM (+OYy0)

329 @279

It would seem that the money/slush fund is from house appropriated and controlled funds and doesn't touch the executive branch layer.


And I assume house lawyers are writing up the NDA's and arranging for the payments so the executive branch has no authority.


What the President can do is make an issue of it but that can be problematic depending on how many GOP pieces of shit are part of this crap.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 05:04 PM (qxq6t)

330 PDT should have it stipulated that he will not accpet any cash in payment.

Who knows where it has been?

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2018 05:04 PM (knKQ1)

331 "There's no such thing as a $1000 blow job"
I believe thats called a $666.66 blow job plus tip.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 11, 2018 05:04 PM (koNhm)

332 It seems unlikely, but... *fingers crossed* what if Paul Ryan's on the list?

That'd be grand.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 05:03 PM (AzW6q)

great googly moogly..that would be something..

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 05:04 PM (a0IVu)

333 Condolences for you TJM. My sister also miscarried. But a few years later she and my BIL had two lovely twins. Don't lose hope.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2018 05:05 PM (/qEW2)

334 I want to know which member of congress is such a sexual perv that tax payer funded hush money had to come into play..
Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 05:02 PM (a0IVu)

--------------

I'm sure that question has a multi part answer.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 05:05 PM (ffYR/)

335 There's no such thing as a $1000 blow job


- - -

Depends on the woman.

Last one I got cost me half my house and a monthly payment so she could divorce me and have her boyfriend move in....

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2018 05:05 PM (IfYaq)

336 IC, it wasn't one. I will go back and look for the numbers, but it is millions of dollars.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 05:05 PM (hJlx/)

337 Congress sets up slush fund to pay off sex partners(with NDAs)... Sex partners 'violate' NDAs by talking about Congresspersons' sex activities with them, and the payoffs... Congresspersons sue for violating NDAs?

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 05:05 PM (jGvbj)

338 301
That's only 300 $1000 blow jobs

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 04:58 PM (Tnijr)

I'd only charge her $900/per, because I am generous. Girth discounts available at group rates.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 05:05 PM (t6MX/)

339 My wife was 15 weeks pregnant when we found out the girl she was carrying died in the womb.

We had her funeral today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (zZbCU)

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Heartbreaking. You have my sincerest condolences.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 11, 2018 05:06 PM (p0nVR)

340 "There's no such thing as a $1000 blow job"
It's also called giving a strip club your credit card and ordering a bottle of vodka to your table.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 11, 2018 05:06 PM (koNhm)

341 Waal, PJ media reports that indeed the shooter is middle eastern and on a terror watch list. I am gobsmacked. Not.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 05:06 PM (5+B0f)

342 336 IC, it wasn't one. I will go back and look for the numbers, but it is millions of dollars.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 05:05 PM (hJlx/)

Good heavens..there are only 100 senators..were they all being perverts??

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 05:06 PM (a0IVu)

343 he said she was simply trying to get money, that he hadn't had sex with her, he would never have had sex with a porn actress, etc.
_________________

Given his aversion to germs, I'm inclined to believe him about this. Daniels has produced no proof they ever had sex, other than her own word, which is not worth the paper it's printed on. And she's a middle-aged mom, who's quite . . . used . . . so it's hard to see what attraction she would have had for Trump, even if he could get over the ick factor.

Trump was rich and famous enough that he could have had sex with very hot women whenever he felt so inclined, so why would he settle for a Stormy Daniels?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2018 05:07 PM (fqUgw)

344 "There's no such thing as a $1000 blow job"

Includes a sandwich.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 05:07 PM (Tnijr)

345 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2018 05:07 PM (sf1AO)

346 342 336 IC, it wasn't one. I will go back and look for the numbers, but it is millions of dollars.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 05:05 PM (hJlx/)

$13 million as of last month.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2018 05:08 PM (knKQ1)

347 Good heavens..there are only 100 senators..were they all being perverts??
Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 05:06 PM (a0IVu)

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I'm sure that not all 535 Congressmen are sex attackers.

But yes, they're perverts to the last man and woman, of one variety or another.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 05:08 PM (AzW6q)

348 She will have to pay taxes on All those Blow Jobs
#THOTAUDIT

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 11, 2018 05:08 PM (dKiJG)

349 Justice says this ruling was by a Trump judge and, otherwise, there is no politics in the judicial branch

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2018 05:08 PM (1g7ch)

350 IC, it wasn't one. I will go back and look for the numbers, but it is millions of dollars.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 05:05 PM (hJlx/)

Good heavens..there are only 100 senators..were they all being perverts??
Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 05:06 PM (a0IVu)

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The last I heard it was something like $27 million, and probably covered House and Senate.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 05:08 PM (ffYR/)

351 I just don't think it's in Trump's nature to pay off a woman that was shaking him down if there was nothing there.



I do agree though Stormy was not Trump's style, but he may have
simply not known who she was and it was just something in the moment.



I'm just assuming it happened and I knew going in Trump had been unfaithful.



I would prefer he had a life like Mike Pence, but that's just not in the cards.

Posted by: Blago at December 11, 2018 05:02 PM (UfkIY)
You do realize that was, like, lunch money to him, right? With the NDA, it was totally worth it to him to get rid of this pesky gnat buzzing around him.And, as far as Pence, while I am glad he took the VP spot and think he's been okay in the job, I don't trust him as far as I could throw him and neither do most Hoosiers.

Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2018 05:08 PM (14URa)

352 Concern - check
Sanctimony - check
Waiting for Cruise Tickets offer for the Trifecta.

We will never be free of the Nevertrumper stench.
Like cuck sex and wet diapers...

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2018 05:09 PM (LL1Be)

353 300K? That's a heap o' beejers.

Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2018 05:09 PM (zLDYs)

354 Trump doesn't get that money. His lawyers do.

And I thought she owed them almost a million.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2018 05:10 PM (auJJo)

355 TJM, may God surround you and your wife with His comforting presence.

Posted by: Emmie at December 11, 2018 05:11 PM (4HMW8)

356 My dumbass congressman paid a staffer out of the slush fund.

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 05:12 PM (+OYy0)

357 Both Trump and Daniels have denied having sex together.

Posted by: Emmie at December 11, 2018 05:14 PM (4HMW8)

358 TJM, I'm so sorry for you and your family. Been there myself.

Posted by: Abby at December 11, 2018 05:16 PM (M2RfL)

359 Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2018 05:08 PM (14URa)

Pence is a dullard. He thought about running for pres in 2012 but backed down. People seem to forget that he's just not a charismatic guy.

He's another one of these VP's that can't get there on their own so they try a side shot way in thru the VP slot.

They are ALWAYS a disappointment. They are not up to the job and wind up making the situation worse.

Frankly all VP's should be told they won't be endorsed for President unless they've been gone from vp slot for over 4 years.

They really are a huge disappointment.

Take a look at history and you'll see what I mean. Oh they have good chance of winning (but not all that good as ppl think) but they wind up being disaster for their party.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (auJJo)

360 You do realize that was, like, lunch money to him, right? With the NDA, it was totally worth it to him to get rid of this pesky gnat buzzing around him.And, as far as Pence, while I am glad he took the VP spot and think he's been okay in the job, I don't trust him as far as I could throw him and neither do most Hoosiers.
Posted by: Peaches

__________

it's about the principle, not the money.

I just don't think Trump responds well to fake blackmail. I also don't think he would waste all of the time and energy going back and forth with his legal team and her legal team over this unless there was something there and also shell out a decent amount of money (plus pay his own lawyer Cohen). it would be far "easier" to just ignore her fake claims.

But ultimately, does the truth really matter? I'd rather have Trump than "virtuous" Romney.

Posted by: Blago at December 11, 2018 05:19 PM (UfkIY)

361 Pence is a dullard. He thought about running for pres in 2012 but backed down. People seem to forget that he's just not a charismatic guy.

Posted by: jakee308

_____________

I hope we're not stupid enough to nominate him because it's "his turn".

He's barely electable in Indiana.

Posted by: Blago at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (UfkIY)

362
Donald J. Fucking Trump: The only man in the world who can bang a whore and make her pay for it. And pay a fucking 1/4 million bucks.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 05:22 PM (f1Vqw)

363 I just don't think Trump responds well to fake
blackmail. I also don't think he would waste all of the time and energy
going back and forth with his legal team and her legal team over this
unless there was something there and also shell out a decent amount of
money (plus pay his own lawyer Cohen). it would be far "easier" to just
ignore her fake claims.



But ultimately, does the truth really matter? I'd rather have Trump than "virtuous" Romney.

Posted by: Blago at December 11, 2018 05:19 PM (UfkIY)
You really think this was ever more than a tiny blip on Trump's radar? He was paying an army of lawyers and they were all looking to churn fees. Especially that asswipe Cohen. And, me, if I felt the need for a pastor, I'd find a church. However, I don't and I sure as shit don't want one at the helm of my country, especially in the kind of troubled waters we're trying to navigate. #MAGA

Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (14URa)

364 There was a woman a few years ago who wanted to haved her husband killed and was going to pay the hit man a bj a day for a year.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (/rm4P)

365 364 There was a woman a few years ago who wanted to haved her husband killed and was going to pay the hit man a bj a day for a year.

-
Is that taxable?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (g17lh)

366 As it works out, President Trump got laid for free.

Posted by: Ron at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (Gu2Eb)

367 She got schlonged, just like Hillary

Posted by: KCShakedown at December 11, 2018 05:57 PM (AzZAE)

368 Pence sucks, imo,

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 11, 2018 06:32 PM (PUmDY)

Possible Terror Attack in Strasbourg, France Christmas Market; Two Reported Killed, 11 Wounded, 2 Critically; Suspect "Identified" and Being Chased

A man has opened fire in Strasbourg's town center, hitting several people. He is currently at large.

Update: There are more updates below, but an important one is this: Police have "identified" the gunman and are currently chasing him.

Update: New report says two dead, 11 wounded, two of those in critical condition.

Shocker: Officials now speaking of a terrorist attack. Officially, the authorities have begun to evaluate if it was/is a terrorist attack. Unofficially they are confirming their belief that it was/is.


"Serious public security event happening in Strasbourg. Residents are asked to remain in their homes. More information to come, following word from authorities."


"Avoid the area around the police headquarters."

This is obviously all fake. France has punishing gun laws so this is of course impossible.

This must all be staged by RUSSIANS




Most recent claims are one person killed, and either six, nine, or ten injured.

No one has said the shooter has been caught yet.

Live Feed from Strasbourg:



This guy, a European Minister of Parliament, says he's right in the thick of it, on the floor at a restaurant:



Sounds of gunfire in the streets of Strasbourg

Panic in the main street

Everyone is laying down in the restaurant

Pistol?

Police with submachineguns running down the street

A commenter points out the submachineguns referred to might be H&K MP5's.

Now police have "identified" the gunman and are chasing him.

New report says two dead, 11 wounded, two of those in critical condition.

Officials say they're evaluating if this was a terrorist attack; unofficially, they say there was a terrorist motive.

More video, this time of troops flooding the streets:

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:30 PM




Comments

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1 Lutherans

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 11, 2018 03:33 PM (eMYuB)

2 Local crime story?

Who got shot? Cop? Yellow Jacket? Shopper?

Am I very fraking lazy?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 03:33 PM (xJa6I)

3 I blame the Treaty of Versailles.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 03:34 PM (Evws/)

4 Jamaicans

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 03:34 PM (cqNba)

5 Oh but the Jews are the problem.

Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2018 03:34 PM (P8z8G)

6 10th?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2018 03:34 PM (ty7RM)

7 They sure do hate these Christmas markets.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 03:35 PM (/tuJf)

8 Religion of Pieces?

If so, gunman is mentally ill. It is pre-determined.


/why does Europe want to fill itself will mentally ill muslims who don't work?

Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2018 03:35 PM (fUnZ7)

9
He was upset at the commercialization of Christmas. And also Trump separating kids at the border...

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:35 PM (/9p9e)

10 Wait....

I thought there were significantly strong gun laws in that there European country.......

Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2018 03:35 PM (F4u7C)

Posted by: M at December 11, 2018 03:35 PM (37IEG)

12 How is this even possible? They have gun control, and gun-free zones...

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 03:35 PM (fD23g)

13 Has Hogg Boy called for confiscation yet? I'm sure he's not bright enough to know Strasbourg is not in the U.S.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 11, 2018 03:35 PM (MkcN1)

14 And then we also had the shooting in the cathedral in Brazil just a few hours ago.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 03:35 PM (cqNba)

15 3 I blame the Treaty of Versailles.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 03:34 PM (Evws/)


You know who else blamed the Treaty of Versailles...

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:35 PM (/9p9e)

16 France has a fever, and the only cure is more Mohammed!

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at December 11, 2018 03:36 PM (37IEG)

17 Standing by!

Posted by: The Guy Who Shows Up To Sing "Imagine" at December 11, 2018 03:36 PM (sf1AO)

18 How are they going to pin this on Trumps "rhetoric" about the press being the enemy? Were only media people shopping in that mall?

Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2018 03:36 PM (F4u7C)

19 They were obviously hypnotized by Putin's Rasputin-esque hypno-guards.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 11, 2018 03:36 PM (UnA8+)

20
damn..... damn the French Amish ALL TO HELL!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 03:36 PM (8XRCm)

21 I'm sure this newest not-religiously-motivated killer attack on Christmas won't add ANY fuel to the fire in these yellow vest protests...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 03:36 PM (AzW6q)

22 I thought guns were illegal in France?

And murder?

I admit, what I know about France is about as much as I know about women but I'm pretty sure murder is illegal in France.


Fucking Russians.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 03:36 PM (qxq6t)

23 Somebody, suggest to David Hogg that he's needed in France.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 03:36 PM (fD23g)

24 Did he use an AR15 or a glock?

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 03:37 PM (h5Df3)

25
You know who else blamed the Treaty of Versailles...





Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:35 PM (/9p9e)
Woodrow Wilson?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:37 PM (37IEG)

26
Je Suis Marche du Noel...

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:37 PM (/9p9e)

27 Unpossible! There is strict gun control in place. Res assured that this will not happen again.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 03:37 PM (0OmEj)

28 6 10th?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2018 03:34 PM (ty7RM)


Keep setting your sights low and you'll be happier when you actually achieve better than expected.

Unique doesn't always mean useful.

Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2018 03:37 PM (F4u7C)

29 24 Did he use an AR15 or a glock?
Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 03:37 PM (h5Df3)


Zee Glock spiels, nein?

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:37 PM (/9p9e)

30 How long before conspiracy-pushers say this is an inside job designed to "bring the Republique together" and get Macron's numbers to rise?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 03:38 PM (NFEMn)

31 "damn..... damn the French Amish ALL TO HELL!!"

Maudit Huguenots...

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 03:38 PM (fD23g)

32 Also speaking of Russian....

Word on the street is that Maria Butina is "copping" a plea and is "going to help" the prosecutors.


Gee, I wonder what tales she has to tell?

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 03:38 PM (qxq6t)

33 Evidently a lot of Canadians decided to tour France.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2018 03:38 PM (2LelM)

34 The EU looks to be on the verge of crumbling. It may take a while to fall but I don't see this thing stays together much longer.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 03:38 PM (/tuJf)

35 I am sure this spark of humanity slacker only tried to kill others because they were invading his safe space.

Posted by: Juicebox Hero at December 11, 2018 03:38 PM (J9wxX)

36 If its a immigrant hope the no borders supporters are happy.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 03:38 PM (/rm4P)

37 " but I'm pretty sure murder is illegal in France. "

I guess it depends on the national/religious identity of the shooting suspect.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 03:38 PM (cqNba)

38 24
Did he use an AR15 or a glock?


Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 03:37 PM (h5Df3)
I saw the movie, it was a Glock AR-47, with the chainsaw bayonet and bump stocking.

Posted by: Loopey Ozcrazyo at December 11, 2018 03:38 PM (37IEG)

39 Related:

I see the chap tasered outside Westminster "has mental issue" and is in
no way connected to Islam or terrorism. Phew. That's a stroke of luck...
https://twitter.com/DVATW/status/
1072576567270891520

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 03:38 PM (Evws/)

40 34 The EU looks to be on the verge of crumbling. It may take a while to fall but I don't see this thing stays together much longer.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 03:38 PM (/tuJf)


When even the friggin' Danes start banishing immigrants to bird disease research islands, you know shit status is real. Sort of.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:39 PM (/9p9e)

41
Word on the street is that Maria Butina is "copping" a plea and is "going to help" the prosecutors.


-----

So.

Mueller is now colluding with Russians. Hmmmm.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 03:39 PM (8XRCm)

42 Mitrailleuse

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2018 03:39 PM (VpIIl)

43 Muslims can't help but be enraged when they see Christmas markets.Christmas markets should be banned.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 03:39 PM (BXMxN)

44 "Somebody, suggest to David Hogg that he's needed in France."

Somebody needs to light up the 'Hogg Signal'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 03:39 PM (cqNba)

45 It was a Russian bot, with an assault baguette, in the market.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 03:40 PM (t6MX/)

46 How long before conspiracy-pushers say this is an inside job designed to "bring the Republique together" and get Macron's numbers to rise?

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That would be a stupid thing to do... if it has any effect, it'll be to galvanize the protests further, I would think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 03:40 PM (AzW6q)

47 44 "Somebody, suggest to David Hogg that he's needed in France."

Somebody needs to light up the 'Hogg Signal'.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 03:39 PM (cqNba)


It resembles a giant shaved vulva....

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:40 PM (/9p9e)

48 Somebody needs to light up the 'Hogg Signal'.{/i]

Soooo-EEEEEE! Soooo-EEEEE!

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 03:40 PM (fD23g)

49 I guess it depends on the national/religious identity of the shooting suspect.
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Yep. Rape is legal in the UK if you're muslim.

Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2018 03:41 PM (fUnZ7)

50 Dammit. Barrel time. Fat fingers.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 03:41 PM (fD23g)

51 Hypothetical from last post.
Suppose all this violence does end the current regime, and foster a new one...one that rejects the Paris Accords AND the EU. How do Germany and some of the other EU blowhards respond to that?

Posted by: Mike at December 11, 2018 03:41 PM (ozGXj)

52 45 It was a Russian bot, with an assault baguette, in the market.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 03:40 PM (t6MX/)


.32 caliber blini blunderbuss

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:41 PM (/9p9e)

53
Word on the street is that Maria Butina is "copping" a plea and is "going to help" the prosecutors.


From what I understand she will cop to acting as an unregistered foreign agent

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 03:41 PM (TAmPV)

54

Gee, I wonder what tales she has to tell?
Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 03:38 PM (qxq6t)

----

Just like a paperback novel.
The kind that the drugstores sell.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 03:41 PM (8XRCm)

55 Police are now frantically searching for a YellowVest to pin this on.

Posted by: TheHoser at December 11, 2018 03:41 PM (IDjUx)

56 But ... but ... this only happens in America, per the Mulatto Mediocrity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2018 03:41 PM (c9gj1)

57
How is this even possible? They have gun control, and gun-free zones...

Posted by: Qoheleth


The guns were smuggled in from Indiana. This shows the importance of nuking all Republican gun owners.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2018 03:41 PM (LsBY9)

58 "Somebody, suggest to David Hogg that he's needed in France."


Tough to pedal your bike to France.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2018 03:41 PM (sf1AO)

59 Probably another one of Obama's Fast and Furious guns like the one used in the November 13, 2015 Paris terrorist attack.

Posted by: Jolo at December 11, 2018 03:42 PM (WrMOC)

60 51 Hypothetical from last post.
Suppose all this violence does end the current regime, and foster a new one...one that rejects the Paris Accords AND the EU. How do Germany and some of the other EU blowhards respond to that?
Posted by: Mike at December 11, 2018 03:41 PM (ozGXj)


Ha.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:42 PM (/9p9e)

61 Christmas markets have been attacked by muslims, in the past, so.. any details on the shooter yet?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 03:42 PM (W+vEI)

62 May Justice prevail.

Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at December 11, 2018 03:42 PM (LPnfS)

63 42
Mitrailleuse

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2018 03:39 PM (VpIIl)
Would Mousier care to whiff the grapeshot?

Posted by: Sommelier at December 11, 2018 03:42 PM (37IEG)

64 If it is Mohammed M. Mohammed of the Ile de France Mohammeds their may be some interesting times for M. Macron.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 03:42 PM (hLRSq)

65 More than 10 miles away... so not important... right?

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 03:43 PM (NgKpN)

66 This is all so sad. Christmas markets are a ripe target for these awful people.

Posted by: bluebell at December 11, 2018 03:43 PM (U5tDi)

67 51 Hypothetical from last post.
Suppose all this violence does end the current regime, and foster a new one...one that rejects the Paris Accords AND the EU. How do Germany and some of the other EU blowhards respond to that?

Posted by: Mike at December 11, 2018 03:41 PM (ozGXj)

By collapsing their own governments. See difficulty in forming government for Germany.

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 03:43 PM (h5Df3)

68 it's a crazy, angry world out there.

please, horde, say a prayer for each other. I do pray for all yall.

and try to be kind. somehow. we have to find a way out of this. but together.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 03:43 PM (d7Ww2)

69 Local crime story?

Who got shot? Cop? Yellow Jacket? Shopper?

Am I very fraking lazy?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


More than 10 miles away.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 03:43 PM (VfCmK)

70 Ace, "Submachine gun" would indicate something on the lines of an Heckler and Koch MP5, in that it fires a pistol cartridge instead of a rifle cartridge, so the literal translation is probably correct. In this case, it's likely that they are in fact carrying MP5s chambered in 9mm.

Posted by: Bert G at December 11, 2018 03:43 PM (tOP4K)

71 58 "Somebody, suggest to David Hogg that he's needed in France."


Tough to pedal your bike to France.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2018 03:41 PM (sf1AO)

France needs you Daveed. Don forget your minkey.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 11, 2018 03:43 PM (MkcN1)

72 > Actually the word means sub-machine guns but I assume he means assault rifles.

Probably sub-machine guns. Euro police, when they pack serious heat, are more often seen with SMGs than assault rifles.

Posted by: ArthurK at December 11, 2018 03:44 PM (sdz//)

73 Question - can we consider ourselves survivors of this Strasbourg attack NOW, or do we have to wait until they nail the shooter?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:44 PM (37IEG)

74 Well shit I thought Strasbourg was in Germany. I keep ending up in these alternate dimensions where the Alsace Lorraine history is all fucked up. Next you'll tell me "Status Quo" was a real band with charted hits.

Posted by: wooga at December 11, 2018 03:44 PM (7KeBk)

75 Just like a paperback novel.
The kind that the drugstores sell.
Posted by: fixerupper


I'm going for Bodice Ripper ...

But then, I can't read minds.

Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at December 11, 2018 03:44 PM (LPnfS)

76 I'm giving odds 99 to 1 its a jihadist.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 03:44 PM (/rm4P)

77 Those pesky Russians!

Posted by: Defenestratus at December 11, 2018 03:44 PM (kI/3T)

78 Cuck and Nanzi are mad at President Trump for making them discuss border security in front of the cameras.

"We demand you move this discussion behind walls, Mr. President!"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 11, 2018 03:44 PM (Ndje9)

79
In this case, it's likely that they are in fact carrying MP5s chambered in 9mm.
Posted by: Bert G at December 11, 2018 03:43 PM (tOP4K)

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And you know who else carried 9mm Luger...right??

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 03:45 PM (8XRCm)

80 Strasbourg is right on the German border...

Over / under perp is from Germany?

If so... expect the Yellow Jackets to go really ballistic.

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 03:45 PM (NgKpN)

81 32 Gee, I wonder what tales she has to tell?
Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 03:38 PM (qxq6t)

She "personally" knows the hookers that PDT hired to piss on Obama's bed.

Just watch. They're going to bring that shit back.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 11, 2018 03:45 PM (UnA8+)

82 Tough to pedal your bike to France.
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We need to designate bike lanes across the Atlantic to bring people together.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2018 03:45 PM (2LelM)

83 69 Local crime story?

Who got shot? Cop? Yellow Jacket? Shopper?

Am I very fraking lazy?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


More than 10 miles away.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 03:43 PM (VfCmK)

LOL

Thanks for that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 03:45 PM (xJa6I)

84 The EU looks to be on the verge of crumbling. It may take a while to fall but I don't see this thing stays together much longer.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 03:38 PM (/tuJf)


Then it is time for all good Eurocrats to step up and do their duty by raiding the drinks cart and hors d'oeuvres table!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 03:46 PM (hLRSq)

85 79
In this case, it's likely that they are in fact carrying MP5s chambered in 9mm.
Posted by: Bert G at December 11, 2018 03:43 PM (tOP4K)

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And you know who else carried 9mm Luger...right??
Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 03:45 PM (8XRCm)

Me on alternate weekdays?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 03:46 PM (xJa6I)

86 Zis sort of thing did not happen when I vas in charge of Strasbourg.

Posted by: Adolf Hilter at December 11, 2018 03:46 PM (37IEG)

87 58
"Somebody, suggest to David Hogg that he's needed in France."


Tough to pedal your bike to France.


Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2018 03:41 PM (sf1AO)

Shhhh.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 03:46 PM (t6MX/)

88 Four weeks until the shooting starts, for those keeping track.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 03:47 PM (t6MX/)

89 And you know who else carried 9mm Luger...right??

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 03:45 PM (8XRCm)



Me on alternate weekdays?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 03:46 PM (xJa6I)
I like my P38 better. I never liked the Luger action.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:47 PM (37IEG)

90 I do care that people were killed and hurt my sympathy runs short for France as a nation. These people begged for this shooting to happen what with the gun control and muzzie importation and now mass protest and revolution talk. They are playing with gasoline and matches.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 03:47 PM (0OmEj)

91 And you know who else carried 9mm Luger...right??

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 03:45 PM (8XRCm)

Well, yeah, I did, but that was because we got rid of 1911s in the US military.

Posted by: Bert G at December 11, 2018 03:47 PM (tOP4K)

92 if only france had unions and better paying jobs. then this shit wouldn't happen.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 03:47 PM (KP5rU)

93
.32 caliber blini blunderbuss
Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:41 PM (/9p9e)


Vive la résistance !

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 03:47 PM (ICWiF)

94 72 > Actually the word means sub-machine guns but I assume he means assault rifles.
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The 'sub' refers to the caliber of munitions used. Submachineguns fire pistol ammo. Machineguns fire rifle ammo.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2018 03:47 PM (2LelM)

95 Probably a disgruntled elf--a RUSSIAN elf.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 11, 2018 03:47 PM (Ndje9)

96 Prolly Jehovahs Witness or Amish!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 03:48 PM (JFO2v)

97 Wait we have a schedule now?

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 03:48 PM (h5Df3)

98 Strasbourg? Like Alsace? Must be Lutherans......

You're on a roll Ace! Keep doing what you're doing and stay well.

Posted by: Draki at December 11, 2018 03:48 PM (TpAxy)

99 >>.70 Ace, "Submachine gun" would indicate something on the lines of an Heckler and Koch MP5, in that it fires a pistol cartridge instead of a rifle cartridge, so the literal translation is probably correct. In this case, it's likely that they are in fact carrying MP5s chambered in 9mm.

good point!

I assumed that because he was european he was a sissy.

Posted by: ace at December 11, 2018 03:48 PM (PbpT7)

100 Amish?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 03:48 PM (O2RFr)

101 "We need to designate bike lanes across the Atlantic to bring people together."


And floating signs.

'Please allow three feet for bicyclists.'

An the outline of a Cruise Ship and a bicyclist.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 03:48 PM (cqNba)

102
I like my P38 better. I never liked the Luger action.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:47 PM (37IEG)

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Well. Im not sure if I can stand to be around that kind of negativity..... sir.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 03:48 PM (8XRCm)

103 Well shit I thought Strasbourg was in Germany.

If it's any comfort, a lot of citizens of Strasbourg have said the same thing in alternating decades for the last two hundred years. The Alsace-Lorraine has been passed around like a drunk blonde at a frat party, every time there's a war in Europe.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 03:49 PM (fD23g)

104 Ace, "Submachine gun" would indicate something on the lines of an Heckler and Koch MP5, in that it fires a pistol cartridge instead of a rifle cartridge, so the literal translation is probably correct. In this case, it's likely that they are in fact carrying MP5s chambered in 9mm.

Posted by: Bert G


Yep. MP5 is nearly ubiquitous in Euro CT outfits, GIGN included, though actual assault rifles aren't outside the possible.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2018 03:49 PM (AM1GF)

105 53
Word on the street is that Maria Butina is "copping" a plea and is "going to help" the prosecutors.


From what I understand she will cop to acting as an unregistered foreign agent
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 03:41 PM (TAmPV)

Wait, a FOREIGN citizen has to register as a FOREIGN Agent?

Does that mean everyone's Embassy personnel, and every Foreign Business man, has to register as a foreign agent?

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 03:49 PM (NgKpN)

106 Shit, another incidence of work-place violence.

When will it end?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:49 PM (37IEG)

107 >>"Somebody, suggest to David Hogg that he's needed in France."

Nah, send Spencer Stone, Alek Skarlatos and Anthony Sadler!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 03:49 PM (W+vEI)

108 89 And you know who else carried 9mm Luger...right??

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 03:45 PM (8XRCm)



Me on alternate weekdays?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 03:46 PM (xJa6I)
I like my P38 better. I never liked the Luger action.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:47 PM (37IEG)

You need a hot, high-pressure load to keep it cycling reliably. Those are not hard to find, luckily.

P38 is Quality, though. Beretta copied a lot from it to make their Beretta 92 and 85 and their other open barrel designs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 03:50 PM (xJa6I)

109 good point!

I assumed that because he was european he was a sissy.
Posted by: ace


Still a safe assumption.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 03:50 PM (VfCmK)

110 Fake news. Can t happen. Progressive France has sensible gun control.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 03:50 PM (5+B0f)

111 102


I like my P38 better. I never liked the Luger action.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:47 PM (37IEG)



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Well. Im not sure if I can stand to be around that kind of negativity..... sir.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 03:48 PM (8XRCm)
Luger action? What's that? Sounds....Interesting.

Posted by: Shep Sm at December 11, 2018 03:50 PM (37IEG)

112 Someone upset over the backing down of Macron over Globull warming Paris accord?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 03:50 PM (O2RFr)

113 Shit, another incidence of work-place violence.

When will it end?


Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:49 PM (37IEG)


We must get to the root of this and abolish work places!

You may thank me now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 03:51 PM (hLRSq)

114 100:1 that it is a muzzie shooter.

I could be wrong...but I'm not.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2018 03:51 PM (pw+jk)

115 I assumed that because he was european he was a sissy.

Why do you think there's a city just two hours from Strasbourg called "Nancy"?

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 03:51 PM (fD23g)

116 I assumed that because he was european he was a sissy.

Posted by: ace


The European Carryall didn't give it away?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 03:51 PM (t6MX/)

117 Has Hogg Boy called for confiscation yet? I'm sure he's not bright enough to know Strasbourg is not in the U.S.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem


Tell the idiot its at the railroad museum in Strasberg PA; it's not like he could tell.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 11, 2018 03:51 PM (Z04f8)

118 Have the French surrendered yet?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 03:51 PM (CQ3Qb)

119 So he was wearing a MAGA hat right...?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 03:51 PM (O2RFr)

120 >>>Why do you think there's a city just two hours from Strasbourg called "Nancy"?


I said "MANcy!"

Posted by: Sterling Archer at December 11, 2018 03:52 PM (PbpT7)

121 does a submachine gun in france fire multiple BANG! flags?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 03:52 PM (KP5rU)

122 Somebody, suggest to David Hogg that he's needed in France.


NOBODY REMEMBERS ME!!!

Posted by: Shaved Head Commie Dyke Bitch at December 11, 2018 03:52 PM (sf1AO)

123 I assumed that because he was european he was a sissy.

Posted by: ace

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Not mutually exclusive there Boss.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 03:52 PM (8XRCm)

124 Is it wrong that I made a very bad mental link between"Maria Butina" and "copping"?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:52 PM (37IEG)

125 Chassepot

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 03:53 PM (Evws/)

126
Somebody, suggest to David Hogg that he's needed in France


You know who else got his big chance on the world stage in Europe?

Yeah, Big Shitler.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 03:53 PM (pNxlR)

127 "The European Carryall didn't give it away?"

It's a messenger bag.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 03:53 PM (cqNba)

128 120 >>>Why do you think there's a city just two hours from Strasbourg called "Nancy"?


I said "MANcy!"
Posted by: Sterling Archer at December 11, 2018 03:52 PM (PbpT7)

Just use the NATO alphabet, please. No more 'O as in Ocelot' business.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 03:53 PM (xJa6I)

129 P 38 ~ top drawer. Lugers are for homos.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 03:53 PM (5+B0f)

130 Somebody, suggest to David Hogg that he's needed in France.

He's still in a snit because Time Magazine didn't chose him as person of the year

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 03:53 PM (O2RFr)

131 Word on the street is that Maria Butina is "copping" a plea and is "going to help" the prosecutors.
---------------------------------------------------------------

She'll be the next white great hope for analysts to claim she's going to bring down Trump......

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 03:53 PM (NFEMn)

132 NOBODY REMEMBERS ME!!!
Posted by: Shaved Head Commie Dyke Bitch at December 11, 2018 03:52 PM (sf1AO)

--------------

There are too many of you to remember specifics, Sugartits.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 03:53 PM (ffYR/)

133 129 P 38 ~ top drawer. Lugers are for homos.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 03:53 PM (5+B0f)



P-51.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:53 PM (/9p9e)

134 Fox Business reporting Theresa May to face No-Confidence vote, which means curtains and possibly a visit to the Tower for m'Lady.

Fox Biz also reporting "ALL IS WELL!"

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 11, 2018 03:54 PM (hqZPQ)

135 132 NOBODY REMEMBERS ME!!!
Posted by: Shaved Head Commie Dyke Bitch at December 11, 2018 03:52 PM (sf1AO)

--------------

There are too many of you to remember specifics, Sugartits.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 03:53 PM (ffYR/)


Sugartits? Feh, more like bitter mosquito bites.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:54 PM (/9p9e)

136 When the inevitable comes to pass:
1. That it is a muzzie.
B) That we will never know his reason even though yelling "allu akbar."
III. We will need to take Christians' guns away from them for their own protection.
We will know that the Russians have won.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2018 03:54 PM (pw+jk)

137 Wait, a FOREIGN citizen has to register as a FOREIGN Agent?

Let's start enforcing the Foreign Agent Registration Act, starting with mass arrests on K Street.

A whole lot of Washington lobbyists do work for foreign clients, without bothering to register.

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 11, 2018 03:54 PM (TEv5V)

138 If you think that prayers are useless, get a load of me.

P.S. Will work for drugs.

Posted by: James Taylor at December 11, 2018 03:55 PM (Z04f8)

139 125
Chassepot

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 03:53 PM (Evws/)
Needle Gun for the win Frenchy!

Posted by: Kaiser Wilhelm II at December 11, 2018 03:55 PM (37IEG)

140 P 38 ~ top drawer. Lugers are for homos.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 03:53 PM (5+B0f)

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**Spock Eyebrow**

Nothing wrong with the concept of "and" is there??

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 03:55 PM (8XRCm)

141

EM GOUGERES FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at December 11, 2018 03:55 PM (9uIbR)

142 Macron starting to get that vacation home in Martinique squared away...

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 03:55 PM (oZ6kz)

143 P 38 ~ top drawer. Lugers are for homos.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 03:53 PM (5+B0f)



P-51.
Posted by: J.J.Sefton


Have two at home and one in desk drawer here at work.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 03:55 PM (VfCmK)

144 Serious question: when did we start referring to all these guys as "active shooters," and why?

Is there any such thing as a passive shooter?

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 03:56 PM (fD23g)

145 Joan de Collins!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 03:56 PM (0tfLf)

146 P 38 ~ top drawer. Lugers are for homos.

LOL, I read that as Lugies

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 03:56 PM (O2RFr)

147
You just call out my name ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 03:56 PM (pNxlR)

148 I'm telling you, we need an Odin's Day. Shit, how much more proof do you need?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2018 03:56 PM (2LelM)

149 JJ
Real men flew P-47s.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 03:56 PM (5+B0f)

150
P-51.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:53 PM (/9p9e)
DOH! My favorite! Fork-tailed devils!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:56 PM (37IEG)

151 NOBODY REMEMBERS ME!!!
Posted by: Shaved Head Commie Dyke Bitch at December 11, 2018 03:52 PM (sf1AO)



She should hook up with Sinead O'Conner (or whatever she is calling herself these days).

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 11, 2018 03:56 PM (VE4Px)

152 144 Serious question: when did we start referring to all these guys as "active shooters," and why?

Is there any such thing as a passive shooter?
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 03:56 PM (fD23g)

Dead is pretty passive.

Usually.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 03:56 PM (xJa6I)

153 Is there any such thing as a passive shooter?


Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 03:56 PM (fD23g)

Those are typically referred to as "dead shooters".

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 03:56 PM (CQ3Qb)

154 This is a revolution - don't be surprised if the shooter is a Yellow Jacket.

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 03:57 PM (7HtZB)

155 Macron starting to get that vacation home in Martinique squared away...
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 03:55 PM (oZ6kz)

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He's gonna have to find a much more obscure shithole than that to hide in.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 03:57 PM (ffYR/)

156 Shooter is probably some poor yute just starting to get his life together, pursuing his dream of owning a Hawaiian snack bar.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 03:57 PM (ptqGC)

157 144 Serious question: when did we start referring to all these guys as "active shooters," and why?


I think that means the shooter hasn't assumed room temperature

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 03:57 PM (O2RFr)

158 As much as I'm no fan of Theresa May, I'm even less of a fan of Corbyn, and Britain's solution to the Brexit "mess" is to throw the Tories out and kill all austerity measures.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 03:57 PM (oZ6kz)

159 150
P-51.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:53 PM (/9p9e)
DOH! My favorite! Fork-tailed devils!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:56 PM (37IEG)

That's the P-38

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 03:57 PM (7HtZB)

160 Think there will be any Christmas markets left in Western Europe by 2030?

Meanwhile, in those awful, fascist, pro-Israel Eastern European countries, the Christmas markets will continue unmolested.

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 11, 2018 03:57 PM (TEv5V)

161 ME-262.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 03:57 PM (KP5rU)

162 Serious question: when did we start referring to all these guys as "active shooters," and why?

Is there any such thing as a passive shooter?
Posted by: Qoheleth


There's always the one who is stable.

And assuming room temperature.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 03:57 PM (VfCmK)

163 "Is there any such thing as a passive shooter?"


Maybe when Mooch refers to Barky's love making skills.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 03:57 PM (cqNba)

164 May, Macron, and the HamMerkler may not last the year.

Perhaps the Bilderbergers should go to the N in the phone book to find their next group of puppets.


And we still don't have an Oscar host.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 11, 2018 03:57 PM (hqZPQ)

165 Previously alive person that we have no idea what his motivations were.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2018 03:57 PM (pw+jk)

166 Yeah active means ongoing more or less. If he's caught or dead he's no longer active.

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 03:58 PM (h5Df3)

167
Serious question: when did we start referring to all these guys as "active shooters," and why?

Is there any such thing as a passive shooter?
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 03:56 PM (fD23g)


Why is there even a category of crimes termed "hate crimes". Pray tell, what does a "love crime" look like?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 03:58 PM (pNxlR)

168 All Hail Hypnotoad!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 03:58 PM (OElGY)

169 maybe this time it will be the exception that proves the rule, but it's probably just the rule again.

Posted by: x at December 11, 2018 03:58 PM (nFwvY)

170 144 Serious question: when did we start referring to all these guys as "active shooters," and why?

Is there any such thing as a passive shooter?


Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 03:56 PM



You may have just broken the code for the Progs.
Anyone not in the act of shooting, is by definition, a passive shooter, ergo it is now lawful to confiscate their arms, thus preventing them from going active.
It's for the children.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 03:58 PM (0tfLf)

171 Is there any such thing as a passive shooter?


Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 03:56 PM (fD23g)

Columbine changed the response regime and likely the terminology to go along with it. A shooter in custody is not an active shooter. A dry-by already driven by is not an active shooter. Someone still shooting is.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 03:58 PM (t6MX/)

172 P-38 with an ejection port big enough to load the last round you have with your gloves on.

Because......RUSSIANS!!!!!!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:58 PM (37IEG)

173 "We demand you move this discussion behind walls, Mr. President!"

Because they are claiming to be the most transparent House in all of Human History - or so they say.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 11, 2018 03:58 PM (lD3vL)

174 I'm sure CNN and MSNBC are somehow getting Trump into this story. Probably used his name several times while reporting this.

Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2018 03:59 PM (oAqs6)

175 Gosh, I wonder why they were able to identify the shooter so quickly?

Doubtless another "known wolf".

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 11, 2018 03:59 PM (TEv5V)

176 Why is there even a category of crimes termed "hate crimes". Pray tell, what does a "love crime" look like?

Waves hands...

Posted by: Illegals coming over the border at December 11, 2018 03:59 PM (O2RFr)

177 P-51.


...That's the P-38


I have one of each on a keyring, right next to my P239.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 03:59 PM (fD23g)

178 A "Christmas Market" sounds inherently racist and an affront to Mohammad. No wonder it provoked a violent response.

Posted by: Pope Francis at December 11, 2018 03:59 PM (Z216Q)

179 Mohamed "Dindo Nuffins" akbean was under surveillance but somehow was left out to play when he was seen turni he he live aroun.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2018 04:00 PM (pw+jk)

180 Heh. Cavuto showing PDT's showdown with Chuckie Schemer and Pelosi.

I'll never get tired of watching him own those two.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:00 PM (ptqGC)

181 Yeah, I know, rule of law and stuff, but can we really not just look the other way if some of these cops were to, say, take these suspects behind the nearest building and do a quick double-tap to the head? Think of how many problems that would solve.

Posted by: T at December 11, 2018 04:00 PM (ckBQo)

182 145 Joan de Collins!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 03:56 PM (0tfLf)



Le woot!

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 04:00 PM (NLLmE)

183 P-51.


...That's the P-38

I have one of each on a keyring, right next to my P239.
Posted by: Qoheleth


Prefer the P-51. More leverage.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 04:00 PM (VfCmK)

184 Riots... Shooter... Time for curfews, etc? Convenient?

It sucks that paranoid delusions are now plausible.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 04:00 PM (jGvbj)

185 178 A "Christmas Market" sounds inherently racist and an affront to Mohammad. No wonder it provoked a violent response.

Yup, they deserved it

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 04:00 PM (O2RFr)

186 Pray tell, what does a "love crime" look like?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 03:58 PM (pNxlR)

We've had this conversation before. It was,uh, interesting.

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 04:00 PM (h5Df3)

187 The Nuclear Umbrellas of Strasbourg
***** five jihadis up

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 04:00 PM (Evws/)

188 "We demand you move this discussion behind walls, Mr. President!"

The irony.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 04:00 PM (t6MX/)

189 177
Heh me too. Dated 1962.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 04:01 PM (5+B0f)

190 P-51.
Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:53 PM (/9p9e)

For the win.

Posted by: Antisocialist at December 11, 2018 04:01 PM (CFBd8)

191 Rest assured that the authorities will wait a couple of days before releasing the guy's name, because it will be embarrassing to them.

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 11, 2018 04:01 PM (TEv5V)

192 Why is there even a category of crimes termed "hate crimes". Pray tell, what does a "love crime" look like?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 03:58


Sometimes love don't feel like it should.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 04:01 PM (jYje5)

193 I remember going down to Napoli for Christmas from Gaeta.

One of the best places to go was Christmas Alley.

Small, confined, crowded.

This was before 9-11.

Now, a terrorist could make it a kill-zone without even trying.

We still have ornaments that we bought there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 04:01 PM (cqNba)

194 Pray tell, what does a "love crime" look like?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 03:58 PM (pNxlR)

Butt stuff, but I thought the SCOTUS struck down those laws.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 04:01 PM (t6MX/)

195 We've had this conversation before. It was,uh, interesting.

Crime of passion?

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 04:02 PM (fD23g)

196 161
ME-262.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 03:57 PM (KP5rU)
First one shot down by Allied pilots in a?
Heh - P47.
The plane that brought it's pilots home alive because they could climb down out of the cockpit and run around inside to avoid enemy fire.

Flying Jug. 2nd favorite WWII aircraft

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:02 PM (37IEG)

197 The shooter is just some guy who likes to shout out the words "Allahu Akbar!" without any specific reason. The authorities are still working on trying to understand his motive.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at December 11, 2018 04:02 PM (Z216Q)

198 Heh. Cavuto showing PDT's showdown with Chuckie Schemer and Pelosi.

I'll never get tired of watching him own those two.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:00 PM (ptqGC)

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I'm amazed Cavuto would show that, being the NeverTrump prick that he is.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:02 PM (ffYR/)

199 >>Serious question: when did we start referring to all these guys as "active shooters," and why?


My guess for "why" is that with 24x7 news and a broadcast every police chase mentality, there is now 'active' coverage of mass shootings --- they're on the scene before the event is (possibly) over, or at minimum on air and providing a play0by-play to viewers as it goes down.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 04:02 PM (W+vEI)

200 178 A "Christmas Market" sounds inherently racist and an affront to Mohammad. No wonder it provoked a violent response.
Posted by: Pope Francis at December 11, 2018 03:59 PM (Z216Q)



They call it a "Christmas Market" but the picture is just a place where people shop at all times.

Gaywad press tropes.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 04:02 PM (NLLmE)

201 "We demand you move this discussion behind walls, Mr. President!"

The irony.





Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 04:00 PM

---

Trump made them both look like blithering idiots today.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2018 04:02 PM (JUOKG)

202 144 Serious question: when did we start referring to all these guys as "active shooters," and why?

Is there any such thing as a passive shooter?
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 03:56 PM (fD23g)

--------------------

The simplified terminology accord:

Hate crime
Active shooter
IED
WMD

Keeps it all simple.

Posted by: Undocumented at December 11, 2018 04:02 PM (36CSS)

203 167

Why is there even a category of crimes termed "hate crimes". Pray tell, what does a "love crime" look like?

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Put me in a room with Christy Canyon and we'll find out.

Posted by: TheHoser at December 11, 2018 04:02 PM (IDjUx)

204 His motive may never be known, if he's a Muslim.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 11, 2018 04:02 PM (4e+hS)

205 161 ME-262.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 03:57 PM (KP5rU)

They've made flying replicas of the Me-262, I missed it when i went to the Military Aviation Museum in Virginia Beach earlier this year

youtu.be/tmBbabLw4eo

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 04:02 PM (7HtZB)

206
I'm amazed Cavuto would show that, being the NeverTrump prick that he is.

He probably thinks it makes Trump look bad

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 04:03 PM (O2RFr)

207 74 That's quality sir

Posted by: rammajamma at December 11, 2018 04:03 PM (AjNMO)

208 197 The shooter is just some guy who likes to shout out the words "Allahu Akbar!" without any specific reason. The authorities are still working on trying to understand his motive.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at December 11, 2018 04:02 PM (Z216Q)

I'm sure shouting Allahu Akbar is some kind of crime for making Muslims look bad.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 11, 2018 04:03 PM (MkcN1)

209
Heh. Cavuto showing PDT's showdown with Chuckie Schemer and Pelosi.


PDJT sandbagged Ol' Nanzi with some "premature transparentification". The squirming if those two was a wonder to witness.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 04:04 PM (pNxlR)

210 the gunman went to the christmas market in "good faith." just like nanzi and chuckie. what's the problem?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 04:04 PM (KP5rU)

211 Now police have "identified" the gunman and are chasing him.

Which implies they were watching him before the attack.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2018 04:04 PM (ZejZP)

212 So, do derringers still count?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 04:04 PM (0tfLf)

213 I'm amazed Cavuto would show that, being the NeverTrump prick that he is.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:02 PM (ffYR/)


As donna just said, I'm sure he thought it made PDT look bad.

He thought wrong.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:04 PM (ptqGC)

214 There is a Strasbourg, PA. Near Lancaster. So the first thing I thought it might be a pissed off Amish man.

Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2018 04:04 PM (oAqs6)

215 "Trump made them both look like blithering idiots today. "

Nah, he just happened to provide them with an opportunity,\.

It was their choice to chose what they did with that opportunity.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 04:04 PM (cqNba)

216 197
The shooter is just some guy who likes to shout out the words "Allahu
Akbar!" without any specific reason. The authorities are still working
on trying to understand his motive.

---

He has Muslim Tourette's?

Posted by: TheHoser at December 11, 2018 04:04 PM (IDjUx)

217 I don't understand why so many Amish are looking for snack bars? Is this not something they can get in Amland?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:04 PM (37IEG)

218 But let's identify the real victims here - the Muslims of France.

Posted by: The Media at December 11, 2018 04:05 PM (TEv5V)

219 Amland....or is it Amishtan?


Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:05 PM (37IEG)

220 There is a Strasbourg, PA. Near Lancaster. So the first thing I thought it might be a pissed off Amish man.


His geatway car was a train


MFM: Which way did he go?????

Posted by: MFM at December 11, 2018 04:05 PM (Z04f8)

221 Monsieur Macron, could we please have your neck measurements? Why? Oh, well, we're getting you a new suit tailored...

Posted by: French Citizens at December 11, 2018 04:05 PM (oZ6kz)

222 @SkyNewsBreak
23s
The French counter-terrorism prosecutor's office says an investigation has opened into the shooting in Strasbourg

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2018 04:05 PM (ZejZP)

223 Rest assured that the authorities will wait a couple of days before releasing the guy's name, because it will be embarrassing to them.

At some point, it will no longer be embarrassing to them, sort of how publicly declaring oneself to be a pervert, socialist, communist , atheist, etc. no longer bears any stigma, rather pride and "virtue".

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 11, 2018 04:05 PM (lD3vL)

224 Any word on the anti-muslim backlash yet?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:06 PM (37IEG)

225 Hard to keep a P-47 in a top drawer, and maintenance would be a lot of work.
But a P-38 needs just a little oil and cleaning once in a while.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 04:06 PM (/rm4P)

226 Vee Europeans must give up our Christmas Market traditions so our new overlords are not offended.

Posted by: Angela Abu Merkel at December 11, 2018 04:06 PM (Ndje9)

227 I want to thank the Hordian who mentioned the Apple Battery Replacement program.

Made an appointment last week and took my phone in at 3:15 central on Saturday to the Apple store in the mall.

Total time? 2 hours & 15 minutes from check in to walk out. New 6S+ battery - $29.00 + tax.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 04:06 PM (VfCmK)

228 Send Chuckles Schumer in to end shooting incidents. I'm sure all he has to do is look down his nose over those stupid half moon glasses and all shooting would stop.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 11, 2018 04:06 PM (MkcN1)

229 "The French counter-terrorism prosecutor's office says an investigation has opened into the shooting in Strasbourg
"

I could see where they might want to do that...yes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 04:06 PM (cqNba)

230 The real victim here will be Christmas flash mobs.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 11, 2018 04:07 PM (MkcN1)

231 So. A first ever terrorist attack on a Christmas Market?

I wonder who was behind it? I didn't know the NRA had a European affiliate.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at December 11, 2018 04:08 PM (26C63)

232 An inactive shooter may be one holed up in one known spot with or without hostages and no longer walking around shooting people.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 04:08 PM (Evws/)

233 225
Hard to keep a P-47 in a top drawer, and maintenance would be a lot of work.

But a P-38 needs just a little oil and cleaning once in a while.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 04:06 PM (/rm4P)
Put people really pay attention when you pull the trigger, especially with the H models.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:09 PM (37IEG)

234 Lol! On Al Sharpton's Politics Nation on Sunday, he repeatedly pronounced "homicide" as "homo-cide."

https://tinyurl.com/y7nhlw5z


What an idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:09 PM (ptqGC)

235 The deactivate button on an active shooter needs to be pressed by lead.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 11, 2018 04:09 PM (MkcN1)

236 Nood.

Posted by: Flyguy at December 11, 2018 04:09 PM (3sOO0)

237 "The French counter-terrorism prosecutor's office says an investigation has opened into the shooting in Strasbourg
"

I could see where they might want to do that...yes.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 04:06 PM (cqNba)

------------

The big news there is that they are calling it a terrorist attack by using that office to investigate.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:09 PM (ffYR/)

238 I'm sure this newest not-religiously-motivated killer attack on Christmas won't add ANY fuel to the fire in these yellow vest protests...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 03:36 PM (AzW6q)

So... you're saying its a false flag event?

/tinfoil

prayers for the victims and their loved ones.

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 11, 2018 04:09 PM (8D42x)

239 Behead those who say that Islam is not a religion of peace!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 04:10 PM (OElGY)

240 Now police have "identified" the gunman and are chasing him.


Damned hard to surrender if you cannot catch the guy.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 04:10 PM (0tfLf)

241 212 So, do derringers still count?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 04:04 PM (0tfLf)

"Hang on, Sloopy. Lemme check..."

- - Rick Zerringer

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 04:10 PM (/9p9e)

242
So. A first ever terrorist attack on a Christmas Market?


No, there was one in Germany a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 04:10 PM (TAmPV)

243 So, do derringers still count?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 04:04 PM (0tfLf)

I would think so....

Posted by: Zombie Abe Lincoln at December 11, 2018 04:10 PM (NFEMn)

244 231
So. A first ever terrorist attack on a Christmas Market?



I wonder who was behind it? I didn't know the NRA had a European affiliate.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at December 11, 2018 04:08 PM (26C63)
Doesn't 2016's Berlin truck ramming count any more?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (37IEG)

245 Weren't there terrorist attacks at Christmas markets or at least one last year?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM (AllCR)

246 So. A first ever terrorist attack on a Christmas Market?
---------------------------------------------------------------

I have no doubt it was a Muzzie. On the other hand, you would think that most of the Muslims would be on board with Christmas Markets because one think they love is buying and selling and haggling and dealing. Bazaars.

Posted by: Zombie Abe Lincoln at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM (NFEMn)

247 Lol! On Al Sharpton's Politics Nation on Sunday, he repeatedly pronounced "homicide" as "homo-cide."
----
Forget it, Jake. It's Hymietown.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (Evws/)

248 Amazon Prime TV has a funny series called "Patriot," and in the new season, episode 2 or 3, there's a hilarious sequence on what it takes to get a gun in France. A black African shopkeeper keeps getting beaten and robbed by French thugs, each beating worse than the last. The joke is that by law, you need to live through 13 such beatings before you can apply for gun ownership.

On the occasion of his 13th, the almost-unconscious guy is on the floor in a puddle of his own blood, but with a grin on his face.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 11, 2018 04:14 PM (+fPHo)

249 I have some friends who are taking a cruise up the Rhine and visiting Christmas markets in Germany. I hope everybody stays safe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2018 04:14 PM (AllCR)

250 So, if you must de-arm a passive shooter to keep them from becoming active...

...what does that make Michelle Fields?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (UnA8+)

251 From the Telegraph:

The attack has prompted security warnings to tourists planning to visit markets this December.

Just days earlier, a 12-year-old boy was detained in Germany on suspicion of an attempted nail bomb attack at a traditional Christmas market on the orders of Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (Isil).

Reports suggested he had twice attempted to detonate a crude homemade bomb in his hometown of Ludwigshafen, in western Germany, planting the device at a Christmas market in a backpack.

When it failed to go off, prosecutors said he tried again a week later, planting the backpack outside the town hall. A passerby reported it and inside, police found a glass jar packed with nails and explosives.

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (TEv5V)

252 251: So, did they shoot the kid?

Posted by: TheHoser at December 11, 2018 04:21 PM (IDjUx)

253 "P 38 ~ top drawer. Lugers are for homos."

While I commend the choice -- and 4 50-cals and a 20mm cannon are an excellent way to end any threat-- I do wonder where you get a drawer large enough for a Fork-tailed Devil.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (ppcJ9)

254 have some friends who are taking a cruise up the Rhine and visiting Christmas markets in Germany. I hope everybody stays safe.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2018 04:14 PM (AllCR)

Me and my wife wanted to do this but I don't think we will now, We also wanted to visit Eqypt but that too is out of the question.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 11, 2018 04:25 PM (dKiJG)

255 Time person of the year, (as if I give a shit) Newspaper journalist, Trumps second and Muller third place.

Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2018 04:28 PM (oAqs6)

256 this is all due to Huffington Post posting that Rudolph the RedNosed Reindeer was a story of oppression ... and that Santa mistreated the little elves ... or something. Now the Methodists are going on shooting sprees ... again. /s

Posted by: illiniwek at December 11, 2018 04:32 PM (Cus5s)

257 I was at that Christmas Market two years ago. Very heavy police/military presence. Makes one wonder why Strasbourg, when most other Christmas Markets along the Rhine have very little police/military presence.

Posted by: A-10 at December 11, 2018 04:51 PM (uunO6)

258 Sorry I forgot my /s tag after First Ever.

I meant it was the the first time I ever heard of them calling it a terrorist attack. Usually it is motive unknown.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at December 11, 2018 05:00 PM (26C63)

259 Good thing they made criminals out of everybody with a 30 round magazine in California.

Except the cops.

Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2018 05:09 PM (k/w1G)

260 And the retired cops.

Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2018 05:09 PM (k/w1G)

261 So my garage has lots of glass jars with various stuff sorted and unsorted in them. I should tell someone since I saw something?

Shit has gone full tilt nuts. If life was a pinball machine you wouldn't be able to put quarters in for a week it would be shaking so hard.

Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2018 05:13 PM (k/w1G)

262 Sure, lets go to the Christmas markets in Europe this year!

Posted by: PJ at December 11, 2018 05:21 PM (qlTN9)

263 It was Macron trying to create a little national unity.

Posted by: JEM at December 11, 2018 06:13 PM (8erNz)

264 #183

Yeah. Had a P38 on my key ring but it kept tearing up my pocket liner. Should have gotten one of those slick little chains for my neck. Those were cool.

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at December 11, 2018 06:58 PM (+lo8b)

265 "Petard" means bomb. I think it's an old-fashioned word for it, unlike, well, "bombe".

Posted by: Steven G. Johnson at December 11, 2018 07:41 PM (ecMZb)

Of Course: French Elite Bothered by Yellow Jacket Uprising, So They Begin Claiming It Was All Just a RUSSIAN Political Operation
Update: Active Shooter Situation Underway In Area of Christmas Market in Strasbourg

This is how it will be going forward -- if you disagree with your Media/Tech Elites, you will be investigated for Conspiracy to Give Aid and Comfort to Russian FaceBook Terrorists.

You motherfuckers have two choices remaining: Reform and repent, or face a full-on revolution.

I'm in the mood for a revolution.

France opened a probe into possible Russian interference behind the country’s Yellow Vest protests, after reports that social-media accounts linked to Moscow have increasingly targeted the movement.

According to the Alliance for Securing Democracy, about 600 Twitter accounts known to promote Kremlin views have begun focusing on France, boosting their use of the hashtag #giletsjaunes, the French name for the Yellow Vest movement. French security services are looking at the situation, Foreign Minister Jean-Yves Le Drian said Sunday in a radio interview with RTL.

The Alliance for Securing Democracy?

Oh, you mean that FakeNews outfit that accuses everyone of being a RUSSIAN PLANT and that just so happens to be funded by leftwing Iranian Pierre Omidyar, aka Bill Kristol's Sugar Daddy.

Alliance for Securing Democracy: This outfit "develops comprehensive strategies to defend against, deter, and raise the costs on Russian and other state actors’ efforts to undermine democracy and democratic institutions." It operates Hamilton 68, a dashboard that tracks Twitter activity tied to allegedly Russian accounts: the site has come under criticism for its sketchy methods and results. Kristol and Chertoff are advisers to ASD; it received a grant of up to $300,000 in 2017 from Democracy Fund.

Strange how Buzzfeed and France24 began pushing a similar line, that FaceBook's algorithm is to blame (and they must of course change their algorithm to prevent this from happening again) within a day of each other.

Whenever the news isn't the way our FakeNews Elite don't like, they immediately gin up a pressure campaign to get their tech giant friends to change things so that the Deplorables can't be riled up.


Back to this Bloomberg publicity tour for Pierre Omidyar's Dossier:


Russia has been criticized for using social media to influence elections in the U.S. and elsewhere. Attempts to use fake news reports and cyberattacks to undercut the 2017 campaign of French President Emmanuel Macron failed, but Russian-linked sites have pushed questionable reports of a mutiny among police, and of officers' support for the protests.

"An investigation is now underway," Le Drian said. "I will not make comments before the investigation has brought conclusions."

The Twitter accounts monitored by the alliance usually feature U.S. or British news. But the French protests "have been at or near the top" of their activity for at least a week, according to Bret Schafer, the alliance's Washington-based social media analyst. "That's a pretty strong indication that there is interest in amplifying the conflict"f or audiences outside France.

The Alliance for Securing Democracy is a unit of the German Marshall Fund of the U.S., which monitors pro-Kremlin activity.

Yes, and Pierre Omidyar as well.

The article does go on to note actual clickbaity FakeNews being pumped out by RussiaToday and Sputnik, but, uhhh... how does this distinguish them from the Non-RUSSIAN media?

They literally all lie, using the same techniques, and make splashily false claims on Twitter and write clickbait headlines to get hits.

Gunfire in Strasbourg; Four People Reportedly Shot (But Claims Vary):

A man has opened fire in Strasbourg's town center, hitting several people. He is currently at large.


"Serious public security event happening in Strasbourg. Residents are asked to remain in their homes. More information to come, following word from authorities."


"Avoid the area around the police headquarters."

This is obviously all fake. France has punishing gun laws so this is of course impossible.

This must all be staged by RUSSIANS

Update: This tweet says the shootings occurred in the vicinity of a Christmas Market -- which has been a favorite site for terrorist attacks in the past 3 years.



But the tweet he links for that has been deleted.

Looking at the twitter feed, he is not posting updates about the shooting, which one would expect of a resident relaying what he's hearing. He posted the video that I already linked, which I got from LeFig, and has now deleted that tweet.

I'm growing doubtful about this claim.

Nope-- the Independent says the shootings occurred at a Christmas Market.



Most recent claims are one person killed, and either six, nine, or ten injured.

No one has said the shooter has been caught yet.

Live Feed?



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1 Boxy

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 02:53 PM (OElGY)

2 Russia!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 02:53 PM (ffYR/)

3 Damn you first deniers!

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 02:54 PM (NLLmE)

4 Praise Allah! I am again first! and with lovely page color! Grey, the color that makes me happiest.

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at December 11, 2018 02:54 PM (37IEG)

5 Is there anything Russia can't do in Global politics?!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 02:54 PM (ffYR/)

6 You could have made the box yellow in support.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:55 PM (ycWCI)

7 Once more, we get the blame comrades.

Posted by: Russia Russia Russia at December 11, 2018 02:55 PM (37IEG)

8 Grey, almost as black as Putin's soul.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 11, 2018 02:55 PM (UnA8+)

9
Sefton with the save...

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 02:55 PM (/9p9e)

10 Russian Bots again, huh?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 02:56 PM (xJa6I)

11 Farking sneaky Russians! The KGB wasn't even this good.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:56 PM (37IEG)

12 Russian Jews?

Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the memes at December 11, 2018 02:56 PM (OElGY)

13 count me in Ace...I can't wait to mess up some Libs....

Posted by: thefritz at December 11, 2018 02:56 PM (ZRDdN)

14 Russians did it = dog ate my homework

Posted by: We made Bill Nye wear the dress, happy now? at December 11, 2018 02:56 PM (1L9V9)

15 I'm so old that I remember a time when our betters claimed the Soviets had no interest in conquering the West. Pay no attention to the three million-strong army in Eastern Europe specifically designed and equipped to do so.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2018 02:56 PM (Boy/L)

16 I Know Right!

Posted by: Joe McCarthy at December 11, 2018 02:57 PM (ymnmz)

17 10 Russian Bots again, huh?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 02:56 PM (xJa6I)

You expected originality?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:57 PM (ycWCI)

18
Axe's real identity: Ace Spadovich Aceov.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2018 02:57 PM (+/a2p)

19 Geez I just finished reading the 300-page article the last post was about.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 02:57 PM (CQ3Qb)

20 Sefton with the save...
Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 02:55 PM (/9p9e)

-------------

Thanks J.J.!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 02:57 PM (ffYR/)

21 Was not us.

Posted by: Starbucks Moscow at December 11, 2018 02:57 PM (HgMAr)

22 All those years we worried about the bastards invading. All those years they planned and practiced and armed.

Who knew all they'd have to do was spring for a couple of web pages and some yellow vests to destroy the West?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:57 PM (37IEG)

23 12 Russian Jews?
Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the memes at December 11, 2018 02:56 PM (OElGY)


Free Soviet Jews*

*While supplies last.


(I am going to Hell for that one)

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 02:57 PM (/9p9e)

24 Russian collusion!

Ya know.. now it all makes sense!

Trump is behind this thing in France as well! He's like Blofeld stroking his cat.. the man is an eff'n evil genius!

And.. and.. damnit Putin is #2!! how did I not see this before????

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 11, 2018 02:57 PM (so+oy)

25 I'm glad you're calling the moneybags out, Ace.

God knows nobody else is.

If only there was an organization of free and curious minded people who might look into such things and tell us about it.

Ah well, no such luck. Just bloggers in pajamas, that's all we have.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 02:57 PM (xJa6I)

26 Hey the GOP Senate clowns, specifically Richard "Dick" Burr signed off on this construction.


Russia is an annoyance, our own government is an existential threat.


And Trump is the only honest man among the snakes and vipers.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 02:57 PM (qxq6t)

27 >blinks twice<

Did he just say...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2018 02:57 PM (AM1GF)

28 Nadler asked the CEO of Google how much money the Russians spent with Google during the 2016 election.

The answer? $4,700.

A good lawyer doesn't ask a question that will blow up in his face.

Posted by: George Washington at December 11, 2018 02:58 PM (/tuJf)

29 Agitating for Nationalism and Lower Taxes really doesn't seem to be all that bad of an interference to me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the memes at December 11, 2018 02:58 PM (OElGY)

30 The key question here of course, is whether Russiand are whiter than Jews.

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 02:58 PM (h5Df3)

31 dammit

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 02:58 PM (/tuJf)

32 I smell Fusion GPS.

Posted by: WisRich at December 11, 2018 02:58 PM (G0vdT)

33 Russians? Why don't they get original and blame it on the dirty Scandi icebacks?

They're getting more incompetent by the minute.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 02:58 PM (hLRSq)

34 Product idea - anyone interested in crowd funding a Vodka?
We can call it -

Collusion

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:58 PM (37IEG)

35 Between the Russian bots ruining elections and the Jooos controlling the weather, not sure what us regular Christians are in charge of.

Oh, wait, we're in charge of homophobia.

Whew, for a minute, I thought we'd been left out.

Posted by: The Clapper at December 11, 2018 02:58 PM (IlV2p)

36
I'm in the mood for a revolution.

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Ace has certainly..... evolved ...... on some of his finer points of reason..... no?

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

37 I saw a Russian wearing a yellow jacket at the Arc de Triomphe.

His hair was perfect.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 11, 2018 02:59 PM (88+cf)

38 So glad the progressives have found this scapegoat bogeyman that they can all use to make it sound like patriotism or nationalism is just an evil plot of the enemy.

Posted by: Axeman at December 11, 2018 02:59 PM (i7k1O)

39 willowed:

Has Flake given any reason other than Trump?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 11, 2018 02:53 PM (MkcN1)


He wants a bill sent up to Trump for his signature that would prohibit Trump from firing Chief Inspector Mueller.

Yes, I realize that is both unconstitutional and idiotic but that is the sort of reasoning driving the Never Trump train.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 02:56 PM (hLRSq)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 02:59 PM (hLRSq)

40

EM ESCARGOTS FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at December 11, 2018 02:59 PM (a6fvI)

41 I can remember when you got Yellow Jackets at the truck stop.

Now you gotta get em from Russia.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2018 02:59 PM (rV640)

42 29 Agitating for Nationalism and Lower Taxes really doesn't seem to be all that bad of an interference to me.
Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the memes at December 11, 2018 02:58 PM (OElGY)

Of course you'd say that, you damn Russian agent!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 03:00 PM (ycWCI)

43 Strange how Buzzfeed and France24 began pushing this same line within a day of each other. Almost like a deep-pocketed, media savvy political op shop began pumping out a "dossier" to any who would take it.

That's pretty much what I said from the beginning, that the orders would come from 'on high' to explain tens of thousands of people taking to the streets in multiple cities expressing outrage. When the media is silent... they're awaiting the propaganda message to deliver.

So utterly fvcking predictable.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 03:00 PM (jYje5)

44 Completely OT, but rifftrax is having a Christmas DVD/Blu ray blow out sale - just $4.99 for select DVDs/Blu Rays, plus free shipping, plus a free Plan 9 rifftrax DVD.

rifftrax.com/christmas-clearance#physical

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 03:00 PM (7HtZB)

45 Ah well, no such luck. Just bloggers in pajamas, that's all we have.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

.................

Ace wears pajamas?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 11, 2018 03:00 PM (so+oy)

46 /off Clapper sock

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 03:00 PM (IlV2p)

47 Russia is the new boogeyman? I would have put money on China. Though, I guess the west needs cheap Chinese widgets too much to mess with them.
Anyway, if they find someone who can't be destroyed via investigation, jail will be next for anyone found to "conspire" with Russia. And by "conspire" I mean "have a non-Elite approved opinion."



Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at December 11, 2018 03:00 PM (al6UK)

48 So Russians are the new Jews?

Oh hell, I can't even keep track. I'll stick with three categories: Targets, Allies, and Me.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2018 03:00 PM (AM1GF)

49 Daniel ...

Yes, Jack?

When the man asks you if you're Russian, don't say 'nyet' ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at December 11, 2018 03:00 PM (LPnfS)

50 29
Agitating for Nationalism and Lower Taxes really doesn't seem to be all that bad of an interference to me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) crosses the memes at December 11, 2018 02:58 PM (OElGY)
This is what I mean! Sneaky bastards!
Who'd ever expect the commie reds to fill people's heads with the idea that they should dislike their socialist government and want to pay less taxes?
Genius!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:00 PM (37IEG)

51 38 So glad the progressives have found this scapegoat bogeyman that they can all use to make it sound like patriotism or nationalism is just an evil plot of the enemy.
Posted by: Axeman at December 11, 2018 02:59 PM (i7k1O)

And yet they claim they are not NPCs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 03:00 PM (ycWCI)

52 37 I saw a Russian wearing a yellow jacket at the Arc de Triomphe.

His hair was perfect.
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 11, 2018 02:59 PM (88+cf)

What was he drinking?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 03:01 PM (xJa6I)

53 Trump is behind this thing in France as well! He's like Blofeld stroking his cat..

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Grab em by the... cat

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 03:01 PM (7HtZB)

54 Russia is the new boogeyman? I would have put money on China. Though, I guess the west needs cheap Chinese widgets too much to mess with them.
Anyway, if they find someone who can't be destroyed via investigation, jail will be next for anyone found to "conspire" with Russia. And by "conspire" I mean "have a non-Elite approved opinion."
Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman


The folks using the Russia card probably are owned and operated by the PRC, directly or otherwise.

Whole thing smells of a massive "let's you and him fight" gambit.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2018 03:01 PM (AM1GF)

55 45 Ah well, no such luck. Just bloggers in pajamas, that's all we have.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

.................

Ace wears pajamas?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 11, 2018 03:00 PM (so+oy)

With built in footies.

Allegedly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 03:01 PM (xJa6I)

56
Oh, wait, we're in charge of homophobia.

Whew, for a minute, I thought we'd been left out.
Posted by: The Clapper at December 11, 2018 02:58 PM (IlV2p)
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You betcha. Even when a Muslem shoots up a gay bar, it was is we who pushed him over the line.

Posted by: Axeman at December 11, 2018 03:02 PM (i7k1O)

57 Well, gee, the idea that it is all a Russian plot ought to go over exceptionally well with the Yellow Jackets/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2018 03:02 PM (AllCR)

58 48 So Russians are the new Jews?

Oh hell, I can't even keep track. I'll stick with three categories: Targets, Allies, and Me.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2018 03:00 PM (AM1GF)

No enemies to the right!

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 03:02 PM (h5Df3)

59 With built in footies.

Allegedly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 03:01 PM (xJa6I)

Plushie Union Suit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 03:02 PM (ycWCI)

60 I saw a Russian wearing a yellow jacket at the Arc de Triomphe.

His hair was perfect.
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 11, 2018 02:59 PM (88+cf)

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Little old lady got mutilated late last night??

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 03:02 PM (8XRCm)

61 48 So Russians are the new Jews?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2018 03:00 PM (AM1GF)

I've already accepted I'm hopelessly inferior to both.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 11, 2018 03:02 PM (UnA8+)

62 36
I'm in the mood for a revolution.

-------

Ace has certainly..... evolved ...... on some of his finer points of reason..... no?
Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

Let's buy him a rifle for Christmas.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 03:02 PM (xJa6I)

63 Mais c'est une revolte?

Non, sire - c'est une revolution!

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 03:03 PM (oZ6kz)

64 So The Russians are...the Bilderburg Illuminati?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:03 PM (37IEG)

65 I bet Mr Putin wishes he had a Russia that could afford to do so many things.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 03:03 PM (0tfLf)

66 I find it exceptionally refreshing that the DOJ would have us believe that Russian operatives posting facebook messages in the RUSSIAN language would have any influence on ENGLISH speaking Americans.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2018 03:04 PM (JUOKG)

67 17 10 Russian Bots again, huh?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 02:56 PM (xJa6I)

You expected originality?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:57 PM (ycWCI)

I expect nyet-hing and that way I'm always pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 03:04 PM (xJa6I)

68 I'm in the mood for a revolution.

-------

Ace has certainly..... evolved ...... on some of his finer points of reason..... no?
Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

Let's buy him a rifle for Christmas.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 03:02 PM (xJa6I)

-----

He'll shoot his eye out, kid.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 03:04 PM (8XRCm)

69 I saw a Russian drinking a pina colada in Trader Vics.

His yellow jacket was perfect

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:04 PM (37IEG)

70 Praise Allah! I am again first! and with lovely page color! Grey, the color that makes me happiest.


Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at December 11, 2018 02:54 PM (37IEG)

remind you of a pet goat at home...?

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 11, 2018 03:04 PM (8D42x)

71 To the extent that Russia helped create the idiotic global warming scam, they actually are behind a lot of the protests going on in France, Belgium, Holland and beyond.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 03:04 PM (/tuJf)

72 Ace, buddy, you gotta be careful. First you notice these little patterns, next thing you're saying that the entire media operates from one playbook and one master.

Nothing will promote you to the top of the Wrongthink list faster!

Posted by: trev006 at December 11, 2018 03:04 PM (36S7u)

73 62 36
I'm in the mood for a revolution.

-------

Ace has certainly..... evolved ...... on some of his finer points of reason..... no?
Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

Let's buy him a rifle for Christmas.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 03:02 PM



At the very least one of those assault baguettes with the thing that goes up.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 03:05 PM (0tfLf)

74 Meanwhile back in the real world. Jon Kobes confirmed to the 8th circuit of appeals. Flake votes no, but Pence breaks the tie. Good news

Posted by: Jonah at December 11, 2018 03:05 PM (3HJaX)

75 With built in footies.

Allegedly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 03:01 PM (xJa6I)

Plushie Union Suit.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 03:02 PM (ycWCI)


Pink bunny suit with floppy ears and built in bunny slippers.

A "Ralphie".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 03:05 PM (hLRSq)

76 And yet they claim they are not NPCs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 03:00 PM (ycWCI)
---
The real funny thing is they are globalists calling people whose bent is far more toward the interest of their country, traitors.

They really should hope the people are as soon as they take them to be.

Posted by: Axeman at December 11, 2018 03:05 PM (i7k1O)

77 Wasn't the French Resistance back in WWII mostly commies?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2018 03:05 PM (sf1AO)

78 Apres nous le deluge, motherfuckers. Be careful what you wish for, Macron.

Someone dig up Jacques Louis David so he can do a still life - Head of Jupiter in Basket, With Yellow Vests

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 03:05 PM (oZ6kz)

79 "Anyone I don't like is a Russian Bot", starring the entire leftist elite.

We are being pressed from all sides. Even the Red Pope is trying to spin populism as a sin.

Something is going to happen. And it won't be pleasant when it does.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 11, 2018 03:05 PM (XJktg)

80 Let's buy him a rifle for Christmas.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

He'll shoot his eye out, kid.
Posted by: fixerupper


Get him and grammie to co-ordinate their eyepatches...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2018 03:05 PM (AM1GF)

81 It's funny because the Russians, if they were meddling, may still actually be serving the best interests of the average French guy better than their elites. You're only butthurt if you love Micron and the wannabe technocratic Eurosoy world order.

All of these countries cost us money and criticize whatever we do, so practically I couldn't care less who's meddling what. Philosophically, I hope the average Jacques stops getting taxed and governed into oblivion, which Micron obviously isn't going to facilitate.

Posted by: Meddler at December 11, 2018 03:05 PM (wx6iv)

82 Well, gee, the idea that it is all a Russian plot ought to go over exceptionally well with the Yellow Jackets/s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2018 03:02 PM (AllCR)

----------------

The Yellowjackets already know who their enemies are. This is for the Rrog LIVs, just like it was for the U.S. LIVs.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 03:05 PM (ffYR/)

83 Nadler asked the CEO of Google how much money the Russians spent with Google during the 2016 election.

The answer? $4,700.

A good lawyer doesn't ask a question that will blow up in his face.

Posted by: George Washington at December 11, 2018 02:58 PM (/tuJf)

there's a reason he's in congress and not a courtroom...

also, someone left a tag open at the end of the post. it's a bold first few comments...

prayers for the French.

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 11, 2018 03:06 PM (8D42x)

84 And you guys laughed at my "Foil" song.

I'm working on one about the Russians now.

Posted by: Weird Al Yankovich at December 11, 2018 03:06 PM (37IEG)

85 So...the Steele Dossier has been translated into French eh?

Magnifique!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 03:06 PM (0tfLf)

86 I will say this, the French have some good pithy quotes.

One of the Jacobins who eventually got guillotined by his own side quipped "Make sure to show the people my head - it's well worth seeing"

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 03:07 PM (oZ6kz)

87 80 Let's buy him a rifle for Christmas.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

He'll shoot his eye out, kid.
Posted by: fixerupper

Get him and grammie to co-ordinate their eyepatches...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2018 03:05 PM (AM1GF)

It takes a real blogger/commenter to pull off eyepatch game.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 03:07 PM (xJa6I)

88 71 To the extent that Russia helped create the idiotic global warming scam, they actually are behind a lot of the protests going on in France, Belgium, Holland and beyond.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 03:04 PM (/tuJf)

Kind of convoluted, but valid. Russia/Putin wants chaos among those it wants to be seen as it's rivals.

The thing with the Yellow Jackets is that, to me- and I could be being naive here- it seems pretty organic. There seem to be no large figureheads or even a decided upon goal, just dissatisfaction.

And if utter rage and rampant disorganization are not genuine human qualities, then I do not know what is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

89 I honk and wave at the road construction crews now that wear the yellow jackets to let them know I'm down with the struggle.

I don't they understand why, but it makes me smile anyway.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2018 03:07 PM (rV640)

90 The Russians are Coming, The Russians are coming!

Posted by: Avi at December 11, 2018 03:08 PM (kSq2k)

91 One would think the REAL Russians would be all in for the EU.

Which they could subvert and take over after the full blown socialist system was in place.

But no, these are Trump Russians, they're trying to trash the EU system.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:08 PM (37IEG)

92 I don't they understand why, but it makes me smile anyway.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2018 03:07 PM (rV640)
---------------

Maybe if you torch one of their backhoes...

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 03:08 PM (IlV2p)

93 90 The Russians are Coming, The Russians are coming!
Posted by: Avi at December 11, 2018 03:08 PM (kSq2k)

But enough about hot, Russian hookers...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 03:09 PM (xJa6I)

94 90
The Russians are Coming, The Russians are coming!

Posted by: Avi at December 11, 2018 03:08 PM (kSq2k)

"Emergency, Emergency. Everybody to get from street"

Posted by: Whittaker Walt at December 11, 2018 03:09 PM (37IEG)

95 Time to beat Jeff Flake's face into the mire of his blood.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 11, 2018 03:09 PM (FTPVM)

96 Chez aux, chez me
Chez it together, naturally...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2018 03:09 PM (ZejZP)

97 Update: Active shooter on the loose near police headquarters area in Strasbourg, France; video added.

Posted by: ace at December 11, 2018 03:10 PM (PbpT7)

98 RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA!!!!!

This time with vocal fry and uptalk ?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 03:10 PM (0OmEj)

99 To the extent that Russia helped create the idiotic global warming scam."

Actually the Russians have opposed it probably more so than anyone else, although most of the time they've just ignored it since they enjoy seeing the West shoot itself in the nuts.

The Epicenter of the Global Warming Scam has always been the UK University system, backed up by the Ivy League institutions in the US. And then the EU figured out how profitable it could be for them, and they jumped in with both feet.

But it started with James Hansen right here in the US. We were the ones who did this, and we've been the ones who allowed it to spread.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 11, 2018 03:10 PM (Kpl3J)

100 Nadler asked the CEO of Google how much money the Russians spent with Google during the 2016 election.

The answer? $4,700.
========

That's my daily potato chip money!

Posted by: Fat Fuck Nadler at December 11, 2018 03:10 PM (vg8iE)

101 The thing with the Yellow Jackets is that, to me- and I could be being naive here- it seems pretty organic. There seem to be no large figureheads or even a decided upon goal, just dissatisfaction.

And if utter rage and rampant disorganization are not genuine human qualities, then I do not know what is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD


It could be both--taking advantage of an organic upwelling.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2018 03:10 PM (AM1GF)

102 Amazing how Russia is secretly promoting anti-communism in all these western countries. No one would ever suspect it!

Glad the real communists have exposed these obvious subversives.

Posted by: Comeyfucius at December 11, 2018 03:10 PM (0lygl)

103 So, what country did the Russians blame in 1917 for instigating the revolution in their country against the Tsars? It's not like they could blame themselves, but it looks like the go-to whipping boy for ordinary people getting fed up with the entrenched government and rebelling is Russia.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 03:11 PM (fD23g)

104 97
Update: Active shooter on the loose near police headquarters area in Strasbourg, France; video added.





Posted by: ace at December 11, 2018 03:10 PM (PbpT7)
Imma go out on a limb here and say MAGA hat wearing angry white male Trump voter.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:11 PM (37IEG)

105 I think it's high time we investigated the Trump-Russian collusion in Paris.

Posted by: Congressman Swallowall at December 11, 2018 03:11 PM (88+cf)

106 Speaking of evil because boom sticks

Dick's Sporting Goods sales down after anti-gun stance, may close 35 stores across 18 states:

The horror! The horror!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 11, 2018 03:11 PM (ro4Zk)

107 Germany. They sent Lenin back.

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 03:11 PM (h5Df3)

108 To the extent that Russia helped create the idiotic global warming scam."

Actually the Russians have opposed it probably more so than anyone else, although most of the time they've just ignored it since they enjoy seeing the West shoot itself in the nuts.



Yeah, this. The real scientists in this have been Russian for the most part and they were saying global cooling for at least fifteen years now. And not because if anything mankind has done, but...gee...sun spots. I believe they are right.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 03:12 PM (0tfLf)

109 RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA..... Damn, they get the blame for everything, even if they're not even in the same room, sorta like I usta do with my little brother.

Posted by: Lump at December 11, 2018 03:12 PM (aHfbX)

110 "71 To the extent that Russia helped create the idiotic global warming scam,

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 03:04 PM (/tuJf)
"

Whole lot of irony in former Warsaw Pact region researchers doing actual non-BS research getting shouted down by western watermelon academics with WWP and ANSWER schwag proudly displayed in their faculty offices.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at December 11, 2018 03:12 PM (eAshZ)

111 106 Speaking of evil because boom sticks

Dick's Sporting Goods sales down after anti-gun stance, may close 35 stores across 18 states:

The horror! The horror!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 11, 2018 03:11 PM (ro4Zk)

BassPro smiles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 03:12 PM (ycWCI)

112 Speaking of evil because boom sticks

Dick's Sporting Goods sales down after anti-gun stance, may close 35 stores across 18 states:

The horror! The horror!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


And possibly sell Field & Stream.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 03:12 PM (VfCmK)

113 I support the French People against the Macron's EU Imperialist Army and while I denounce and disavow all violence I will not shed a tear if he and his storm troopers suffer the same fate as the Louis XVI

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at December 11, 2018 03:12 PM (NQmi1)

114 Most important thing I've learned in the last year about social media: get TF off of it, and stay TF off of it.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at December 11, 2018 03:12 PM (JZMRD)

115 "Let's buy him a rifle for Christmas. "

Might be safer for all concerned if we wait till he at least masters the cordless drill.

Then...move up to something bigger.


Like a bb gun.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 03:13 PM (cqNba)

116 Imma go out on a limb here and say MAGA hat wearing angry white male Trump voter.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:11 PM (37IEG)
--------------

Nah, probably one of those "motive unknown" guys.

They seem to be everywhere.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 03:13 PM (IlV2p)

117 >>Actually the Russians have opposed it probably more so than anyone else, although most of the time they've just ignored it since they enjoy seeing the West shoot itself in the nuts.

I didn't say they supported it for them. They support the west cratering their own economies on behalf of global warming.

And yes, they had a big hand in creating the nonsense for just that reason. It goes back long before the UK universities. Once the wall came down and Gorbachev was out of a job this became a big part of his agenda.

He's a deep into this garbage as Gore and for every bit as long.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 03:14 PM (/tuJf)

118 Vlad Putin: Eleventieth Dimensional Chess Master

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2018 03:14 PM (rV640)

119
Greetings:
I still get some of my TV news from the France24 English-language
broadcasts and my analysis, however simplistic, goes like this.
Progressivism
seems to benefit from dividing society into tribes. Think Negroes,
Hispanics, females, sexual dysfunctions, Muslims, Africains, "migrants",
eco-listas, etc. The elites of whatever type get theirs right off the
top. The "special" tribes get their special slices of whatever salami is
on the table. Those not at the table are those on the menu and those are Les
Gilets Jaunes. And what amuses me a bit more is that the couture that
this evolving tribe has adopted is one that was forced on them by their
rulers.
Now
with the spread to Belgium, I see some potential for not only target
acquisition but target expansion as the Euro-Borg replaces the more
Macron-specific problems. Progressivism's success in organizing and
rewarding minority groups has left the lower-middle and working classes
out in the cold of La Belle Republique's 9% unemployment and 1% GDP
growth. If they can organize and stay relatively united, Les Deplorables
may give their progressive masters a run for their well-earned money.
The key may be the reactions along the Euro-Borg's southern and eastern borders.

Posted by: 11B40 at December 11, 2018 03:14 PM (evgyj)

120
Imma go out on a limb here and say MAGA hat wearing angry white male Trump voter.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:11 PM (37IEG)


He'll be caught in a van with Trump posters all over it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 03:14 PM (TAmPV)

121 Nah, probably one of those "motive unknown" guys.

They seem to be everywhere.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 03:13 PM (IlV2p)

Get it right: 'Known wolves' whose motives are unknown.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 03:14 PM (ycWCI)

122 You mean Basspro/Cabelas. They have joined forces.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 03:14 PM (0OmEj)

123
So, what country did the Russians blame in 1917 for instigating the revolution in their country against the Tsars?

-----

In reality it was Germany. They sent Lenin back to the Motherland with 10 Million in cash to fund his Revolution. The hope was that domestic unrest would cause Russia to withdraw from WWI and leave the Germans with the Allies to their West to fight.

They were right. It worked.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 03:14 PM (8XRCm)

124 "All of us should use every breath we have to make sure the lies stop...I understand the Democrats have important debates now over who their candidate should be, but they have to win. They have to win."--Jim Comey to Democrats, 2018

"All of us should use every breath we have to make sure the lies stop...I understand the Democrats have important debates now over who their candidate should be, but they have to win. They have to win."--Jim Comey to Democrats Strzok, Page and McCabe, 2015

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 11, 2018 03:14 PM (Ndje9)

125 104 97
Update: Active shooter on the loose near police headquarters area in Strasbourg, France; video added.





Posted by: ace at December 11, 2018 03:10 PM (PbpT7)
Imma go out on a limb here and say MAGA hat wearing angry white male Trump voter.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:11 PM (37IEG)

Unpossible.

I'm near Seattle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 03:14 PM (xJa6I)

126 He with gum disease have infectious smile

Posted by: Comeyfucius Say at December 11, 2018 03:14 PM (0lygl)

127 Nah, probably one of those "motive unknown" guys.
"Allah u.....somebody!"

Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2018 03:14 PM (sf1AO)

128 Those wily Russians..just what can't they do these days!

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 03:15 PM (a0IVu)

129 A good lawyer doesn't ask a question that will blow up in his face.

-
Dude, the Nad's face was blown up a long time ago.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 11, 2018 03:15 PM (ro4Zk)

130 He'll be caught in a van with Trump posters all over it.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 03:14 PM (TAmPV)

I could completely see him having a ton of yellow vests.

It is sad that we get this jaded.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 03:15 PM (ycWCI)

131 The Russians made me cheat on my taxes. Fucking Putin.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2018 03:15 PM (2LelM)

132 Seriously - the yellow jackets have been rioting for weeks. So now, at this late moment, the elites go-to-tactic is to tell the yellow jackets that the Russians have fooled them into rioting.


"Nothing to see here folks! It's over there! It's the RUSSIANS! They caused this! A classic case of Colludin' Putin if I ever saw one!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 03:15 PM (hLRSq)

133 Even if Russia is behind it, so what? What they're doing is benevolent. The government of France is colluding against its own people, which is far worse.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2018 03:15 PM (/qEW2)

134
Nah, probably one of those "motive unknown" guys.



They seem to be everywhere.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 03:13 PM (IlV2p)
Yeah, Amish.
"All thee come barn raise!"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:15 PM (37IEG)

135 Considering everything we've seen the last few years, it begs the question whether these people really believe their own bullsh*t anymore.

And to speak to Ace's apparent receptiveness to an ala carte revolution - get your butt to Texas right quick.You'll have no home in NY if it actually happens.

Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at December 11, 2018 03:16 PM (LBO1U)

136 Three law enforcement officers shot in Houston trying to serve a warrant.
Such a fine looking individual.

Goes to NBCDFW dot com

http://bit.ly/2rw9FT7

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 03:16 PM (VfCmK)

137 The shooting in Strasbourg--muzzies? Antifa?

Posted by: joncelli, unhappy at December 11, 2018 03:17 PM (1FhAQ)

138 Greetings:

Maybe we can make VSP (Very Special Prosecutor) Mueller available to the Frenchies to investigate the collusion ???

Posted by: 11B40 at December 11, 2018 03:17 PM (evgyj)

139 118
Vlad Putin: Eleventieth Dimensional Chess Master

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2018 03:14 PM (rV640)

Could you imagine if Trump gave Putin a MAGA hat at the next summit?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 03:17 PM (CQ3Qb)

140 Oui monsieur. Les Russes ont bossé ma baguette.

Posted by: French NPC at December 11, 2018 03:17 PM (t6MX/)

141 We should send them Mueller to get to the bottom of this. And his Dem lackeys.

Posted by: Ripley at December 11, 2018 03:17 PM (MxEKc)

142 136
Three law enforcement officers shot in Houston trying to serve a warrant.

Such a fine looking individual.



Goes to NBCDFW dot com



http://bit.ly/2rw9FT7

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 03:16 PM (VfCmK)
Look, in his eye, can't you see that spark of humanity?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:17 PM (37IEG)

143 You motherfuckers have two choices remaining: Reform and repent, or face a full-on revolution.

Hoo Boy - A COB is going to ban this guy totes sweet.

Posted by: B.Eadie at December 11, 2018 03:18 PM (e8bkP)

144 Could you imagine if Trump gave Putin a MAGA hat at the next summit?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 03:17 PM (CQ3Qb)

.... and Putin gave Trump MAGA nesting dolls.

It would be epic.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2018 03:19 PM (rV640)

145 141 We should send them Mueller to get to the bottom of this. And his Dem lackeys.

Posted by: Ripley at December 11, 2018 03:17 PM (MxEKc)

That asshole will stay at a $1000 dollars/night hotel, sip champagne, eat caviar and bill us for it.

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 03:19 PM (a0IVu)

146 Three law enforcement officers shot in Houston trying to serve a warrant.

Such a fine looking individual.



Goes to NBCDFW dot com



http://bit.ly/2rw9FT7

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 03:16 PM (VfCmK)
Look, in his eye, can't you see that spark of humanity?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:17 PM (37IEG)

------


Oh...look. It's one of Pelosi's kids.

*spit*

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 03:19 PM (8XRCm)

147
I'm pretty sure people who see more then half of their paychecks disappear in taxes to the French government aren't going to believe for a minute any story about the Russians being behind their protests.

But that's the state of the world right now.
10. Insanity.
20. Goto 10.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 03:19 PM (jYje5)

148 Everyone should simmer down.
It's not like French government agents have ransacked their opponents lawyer's offices.
We only do that in America.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 11, 2018 03:19 PM (koNhm)

149 "Such a fine looking individual."

As a general rule, anyone who has enough leftover money to buy that many facial tattoos should not be entitled to public assistance benefits of any kind. Also, they shouldn't be welcome at any of the better country clubs or restaurants. Or nations. For example: ours.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 03:20 PM (fD23g)

150 I will NOT drink Russian vodka again! That'll put a hurtin' on em!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2018 03:20 PM (+6jVU)

151 146 Three law enforcement officers shot in Houston trying to serve a warrant.

Such a fine looking individual.



Goes to NBCDFW dot com



http://bit.ly/2rw9FT7

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 03:16 PM (VfCmK)
Look, in his eye, can't you see that spark of humanity?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:17 PM (37IEG)

------


Oh...look. It's one of Pelosi's kids.

*spit*

He should be shot on sight. Fuck him.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 03:20 PM (0OmEj)

152 137
The shooting in Strasbourg--muzzies? Antifa?

Posted by: joncelli, unhappy at December 11, 2018 03:17 PM (1FhAQ)

Aren't they the only ones allowed to have weapons? Why else would the cops be so afraid of the "no go" zones?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 11, 2018 03:20 PM (jxbfJ)

153 They saved us from Hillary. They're saving France from Macron. RUSSIA IS AWESOME!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2018 03:20 PM (/qEW2)

154 They literally all lie, using the same techniques, and make splashily false claims on Twitter and write clickbait headlines to get hits.

Thanks Ace. I think this is some of the most important work you do. Gathering this data and pointing it out. The snarky prose makes it fun to read too-which adds to its reach.

I found this site about a decade ago and keep reading almost every day. I had a very different attitude before I started reading this site. I now understand how wrong I was about politics, border security, taxes- Hell, the government in general. I was quite the law and order guy. Now, not so much. I'm with you. I'm in the mood for revolution.

Posted by: Drc at December 11, 2018 03:20 PM (vbaSG)

155 Pshaw.

Posted by: Effete Dog Shit Party at December 11, 2018 03:20 PM (r9UYA)

156 He who lie at Burger King tell big whopper

Posted by: Comeyfucius Say at December 11, 2018 03:21 PM (0lygl)

157 will NOT drink Russian vodka again! That'll put a hurtin' on em!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2018 03:20 PM (+6jVU)

Russian Standard > Grey Goose

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2018 03:21 PM (rV640)

158
He should be shot on sight. Fuck him.



Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 03:20 PM (0OmEj)
All I see in that face is someone who'd be happy to do the same to any of us.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:21 PM (37IEG)

159 To distance ourselves from Russian interference, all Russian whores shall henceforth be known as "Liberty Escorts."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 11, 2018 03:21 PM (koNhm)

160 150 I will NOT drink Russian vodka again! That'll put a hurtin' on em!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2018 03:20 PM (+6jVU)

No more Stolis???? nooooo

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 03:22 PM (a0IVu)

161 the gunman was driving a

bloody red coupe camaro.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 03:22 PM (KP5rU)

162

"Look, in his eye, can't you see that spark of humanity?


Posted by: DamnedYankee"


I think that is an eye-tattoo. Or eye-ring maybe.

Posted by: Ripley at December 11, 2018 03:22 PM (MxEKc)

163 Sefton with the save...
Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 02:55 PM (/9p9e)


Sefton came into today with a 20-2 record when up by a run, but only 6-3 when tied.
Today makes it 7 and 3

Posted by: Baseball announcers stat-checking at December 11, 2018 03:22 PM (z79tQ)

164 Look, in his eye, can't you see that spark of humanity?
---------

Divinity. This satanic shrew looked us in the eye and said divinity.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2018 03:23 PM (0lygl)

165 Doesn't Paris have a Karl Marx square or something?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2018 03:23 PM (2LelM)

166 Would love to see a national law requiring the MSM to list the citizenship status of any and all criminal suspects.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 03:23 PM (cqNba)

167 I will NOT drink Russian vodka again! That'll put a hurtin' on em!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2018 03:20 PM (+6jVU)

No more Stolis???? nooooo
Posted by: IC


Polish wodka.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 03:24 PM (VfCmK)

168 152
137

The shooting in Strasbourg--muzzies? Antifa?



Posted by: joncelli, unhappy at December 11, 2018 03:17 PM (1FhAQ)

Aren't they the only ones allowed to have weapons? Why else would the cops be so afraid of the "no go" zones?


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 11, 2018 03:20 PM (jxbfJ)
Stop with the fake news! It's the Amish!
Why don't you people just face up to reality!
It's only a question of time before they sweep out of their strongholds in Pennsylvania with their horse and buggy armies wielding hay fork and torch and force the rest of us to bow to their archaic God!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:24 PM (37IEG)

169 "He should be shot on sight. Fuck him."

Hostis humani generis. It's a phrase that needs to come back into regular usage, and liberally applied to MS-13s and their wannabees, Eritrean pirates, Occupy members, BLM members, and a dozen other categories.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 03:24 PM (fD23g)

170 Macron has already started shoveling money at the protestors and is promising to do whatever they want him to do if they'll just go home. Which of course is disastrous on a dozen different levels. He's just flailing about now.

My favorite picture out of the riots is that of the guys who set up a little guillotine next to some public spot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 11, 2018 03:24 PM (Kpl3J)

171 Hoo Boy - A COB is going to ban this guy totes sweet.

Posted by: B.Eadie at December 11, 2018 03:18 PM


You should turn your internet router off once in a while and get a new IP and hash.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 03:24 PM (jYje5)

172 149
"Such a fine looking individual."

As a general rule,
anyone who has enough leftover money to buy that many facial tattoos
should not be entitled to public assistance benefits of any kind. Also,
they shouldn't be welcome at any of the better country clubs or
restaurants. Or nations. For example: ours.


Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 03:20 PM (fD23g)

UGH....thats all I saw in the "poor" schools I taught in. Free lunch, and breakfast, free dental, eyeglasses, free school supplies and clothes, free free free and then dad and mom get new matching tattoos and are the first in line for black Friday. We get hosed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2018 03:25 PM (+6jVU)

173 Well you can't expect the French elite to tell the truth that France is run by Germans. So, yeah, the Russians are behind the suck that is France.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2018 03:25 PM (2LelM)

174 141 We should send them Mueller to get to the bottom of this. And his Dem lackeys.
Posted by: Ripley at December 11, 2018 03:17 PM (MxEKc)

He would actually fit right in over there.

Under the Code of Napoleon, you are guilty until proven innocent.

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 03:25 PM (NgKpN)

175 You know, when the people are rioting for weeks and claiming their government sucks, it's reassuring that said government will dismiss those protests as foreign meddling. It's always a winner. Just rescind a gas tax, toss them crumbs and with a final kiss, tell them that what they see, hear and feel is all Russian propaganda. You can never go wrong.

Posted by: TheBriBear at December 11, 2018 03:26 PM (u7zj+)

176 Product idea - anyone interested in crowd funding a Vodka?
We can call it -

Collusion
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:58 PM (37IEG)

-------
Here you go... basic branding!

https://tinyurl.com/y8naezd5

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 03:26 PM (AzW6q)

177 Wait Whut????!!!!

Posted by: Russian Oligarchs at December 11, 2018 03:26 PM (ymnmz)

178 143 Posted by: B.Eadie at December 11, 2018 03:18 PM (e8bkP)

Demolition Axe?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 11, 2018 03:26 PM (UnA8+)

179 How about a national border offender registry.

With a map where one can see if any offenders live near your home or school.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 03:26 PM (cqNba)

180 I'm not just laughing at these people, I'm fucking mocking them and crying in laughter.

Yeah, it was the bogeyman who brought us into this conflict over Nazi social policies, an assault on free speech, individual liberties and confiscatory taxes to pay for the liberal agenda.


Yeah, how about go fondle your mothers, assholes? People are not as dumb as you think. They are also not going to sit around while you doink them in the squeakhole at your leisure. At some point people have nothing to lose by fighting back against encroachments on people's freedom and a direct undermining of their rights. Eat it, shitbags

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2018 03:26 PM (VpIIl)

181 I'm in the mood for the burning times.

I say this just a little tongue and cheek, but just a little. The Revolution when it comes will be rough on the cities, I plan on moving out of the suburbs soon....

Buy Ammo.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 03:26 PM (0OmEj)

182 the houston shooter's motive is a known unknown. we need these people here. he was just probably pissed about health care or some other shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 03:27 PM (KP5rU)

183 Eh?
Paris brule-t-il?

Posted by: Rene Clement at December 11, 2018 03:27 PM (37IEG)

184 153 They saved us from Hillary. They're saving France from Macron. RUSSIA IS AWESOME!
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2018 03:20 PM (/qEW2)

+++

Even though the Mooch's book is selling like hotcakes, it is fun to think about Bill and Hill languishing on their own meagerly attended book tour at the exact same time.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 11, 2018 03:27 PM (rE1pK)

185 I said to years ago when the presidential candidate of the left introduced a campaign slogan that was the simplest meaning of the fascist symbol that somebody on the left probably enjoys a good bellylaugh from gaslighting.

Posted by: Axeman at December 11, 2018 03:27 PM (i7k1O)

186 182 the houston shooter's motive is a known unknown. we need these people here. he was just probably pissed about health care or some other shit.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 03:27 PM (KP5rU)

Lack of a living wage and vacation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 03:28 PM (ycWCI)

187 163 Sefton with the save...
Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 02:55 PM (/9p9e)


Sefton came into today with a 20-2 record when up by a run, but only 6-3 when tied.
Today makes it 7 and 3
Posted by: Baseball announcers stat-checking at December 11, 2018 03:22 PM (z79tQ)


"Meh arm's feelin' real good, Ralph..."

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:28 PM (/9p9e)

188 The liberation of Paris from the Knot Zees ..https://tinyurl.com/ybxj97fu

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 03:28 PM (ICWiF)

189 176
Product idea - anyone interested in crowd funding a Vodka?

We can call it -



Collusion

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:58 PM (37IEG)



-------

Here you go... basic branding!



https://tinyurl.com/y8naezd5

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 03:26 PM (AzW6q)
Well, damn. You know, that would sell in a limited run.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:28 PM (37IEG)

190 Read the article at the WSJ about Trump, Pelosi and Schumer for some good laughs. These people are freaking out that Trump had the temerity to speak truth to power on TV.

Gee, I thought that was the Left's big thing. You know, the whole question authority and the narrative.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2018 03:29 PM (VpIIl)

191 Even though the Mooch's book is selling like
hotcakes, it is fun to think about Bill and Hill languishing on their
own meagerly attended book tour at the exact same time.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 11, 2018 03:27 PM (rE1pK)


The same brain-dead bots buying that book are the same idiots who bought the Obama commemorative plates when he was made Emperor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 03:29 PM (ptqGC)

192 175 You know, when the people are rioting for weeks and claiming their government sucks, it's reassuring that said government will dismiss those protests as foreign meddling. It's always a winner. Just rescind a gas tax, toss them crumbs and with a final kiss, tell them that what they see, hear and feel is all Russian propaganda. You can never go wrong.
Posted by: TheBriBear at December 11, 2018 03:26 PM (u7zj+)

Oh, you mean exactly as they are trying to overturn an election here?

Russian Meddling?

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 03:29 PM (NgKpN)

193 Everything about everything is a Russian bot.......

The dog pissed on the carpet again. RUSSIAN BOT!!!!

Charlie didn't eat his brussle sprouts. RUSSIAN BOT!!!!

I got drunk and fell in some shit. RUSSIAN BOT!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2018 03:29 PM (F4u7C)

194 188 The liberation of Paris from the Knot Zees ..https://tinyurl.com/ybxj97fu
Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 03:28 PM (ICWiF)


"Dietrich has cold tits..."

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:29 PM (/9p9e)

195 So glad the progressives have found this scapegoat bogeyman that they can all use to make it sound like patriotism or nationalism is just an evil plot of the enemy.


Patriotism or nationalism are their enemy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 03:29 PM (OElGY)

196 BREAKING on CNN: We've hired James Comey to scratch-off Putin's face on this newly-discovered East German Stasi ID card, and in his expert opinion -- it looks like Trump's hair underneath! Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 03:29 PM (pVW+L)

197 What France needs is a Nanzi Pelosi. She has a way about her that stuns people into dumbness.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2018 03:29 PM (2LelM)

198 With a map where one can see if any offenders live near your home or school.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 03:26 PM (cqNba)

------

I cant find my house because of all the fucking dots that all run together.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 03:30 PM (8XRCm)

199 Under the Code of Napoleon, you are guilty until proven innocent.

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 03:25 PM (NgKpN)
That's the Code Democrat you're talking about.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:30 PM (37IEG)

200 190 Read the article at the WSJ about Trump, Pelosi and Schumer for some good laughs. These people are freaking out that Trump had the temerity to speak truth to power on TV.

Gee, I thought that was the Left's big thing. You know, the whole question authority and the narrative.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2018 03:29 PM (VpIIl)


I cannot believe that after last year's destruction of Feinstein and Schemer at that Oval Office meeting that they fell for it again!

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:30 PM (/9p9e)

201 Yeah, it was the bogeyman who brought us into this conflict over Nazi
social policies, an assault on free speech, individual liberties and
confiscatory taxes to pay for the liberal agenda.


Well, if it was the bogeyman, there's only one solution. Send John Wick.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 03:30 PM (fD23g)

202 Complete with cartoon ricochet sound effects

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 03:30 PM (ICWiF)

203 Even though the Mooch's book is selling like hotcakes, it is fun to think about Bill and Hill languishing on their own meagerly attended book tour at the exact same time.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 11, 2018 03:27 PM (rE1pK)

---------------

I'll bet if you looked at the origins of her book sales you wouldcfind a lot of bulk buys. It's been in the 30% off bin here for a few weeks already.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 03:30 PM (ffYR/)

204 "Dietrich has cold tits..."





Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:29 PM (/9p9e)
John has a long dong?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:31 PM (37IEG)

205 106
Speaking of evil because boom sticks



Dick's Sporting Goods sales down after anti-gun stance, may close 35 stores across 18 states:



The horror! The horror!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 11, 2018 03:11 PM (ro4Zk)

Gonna need to sell more field hockey eye guards and sports bras. At least the soccer moms feel good about going into your store that one time a year for a product they can easily by on amazin for cheaper.

Posted by: Dicks Sports at December 11, 2018 03:31 PM (ymnmz)

206 Even though the Mooch's book is selling like hotcakes...

--

It's astounding to me how anyone would want to read that horse****.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 11, 2018 03:31 PM (JoUsr)

207 204
"Dietrich has cold tits..."









Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:29 PM (/9p9e)
John has a long dong?


Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:31 PM (37IEG)

Is that seecret agent talk?

Posted by: Jethro Bodine at December 11, 2018 03:32 PM (ymnmz)

208 "Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:30 PM (/9p9e)
"

Look at Schumer's body language. He wants to melt into the floor. Pelosi sounds like fucking Rain Man.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2018 03:32 PM (VpIIl)

209 Gonna need to sell more field hockey eye guards and sports bras. At least the soccer moms feel good about going into your store that one time a year for a product they can easily by on amazin for cheaper.
Posted by: Dicks Sports at December 11, 2018 03:31 PM (ymnmz)


They're a big Nike pusher too, so I can imagine that is boosting their sales numbers as well.

Good for them.

Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2018 03:32 PM (F4u7C)

210 204 "Dietrich has cold tits..."


Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:29 PM (/9p9e)
John has a long dong?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:31 PM (37IEG)


I guess my reference was too subtle.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dietrich_von_Choltitz

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:32 PM (/9p9e)

211 "I'll bet if you looked at the origins of her book sales you wouldcfind a lot of bulk buys. It's been in the 30% off bin here for a few weeks already."

We were at BJ's the other day, and Mrs VIA stumbled across stacks of that rag in the book department.


She covered every stack up with books from other authors.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 03:32 PM (cqNba)

212 206 It's astounding to me how anyone would want to read that horse****.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 11, 2018 03:31 PM (JoUsr)

Nobody does. Public Schools and Public Libraries just bulk-buy them to maintain their Democrat Party Bonafides.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 11, 2018 03:32 PM (UnA8+)

213 I'm in the mood for the burning times.

I say this just a little tongue and cheek, but just a little. The Revolution when it comes will be rough on the cities, I plan on moving out of the suburbs soon....

Buy Ammo.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 03:26 PM (0OmEj)

----

If things go shit.... now rather than later please. I do have some skillz...... and I do not want to be living under Thunderdome Rules when Im in my seventies.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 03:32 PM (8XRCm)

214 Now would be a good time for the 2nd Panzer to drive on Paris. I'll contact Guderian.

Posted by: OKW at December 11, 2018 03:33 PM (37IEG)

215 I'm waiting for the mods to kick me off the WSJ. I am pummeling these people and they keep complaining. LMFAO. I'm in full Attila the Hun mood today.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2018 03:33 PM (VpIIl)

216 203; this. every fucking library in the country probably bought at leat 100 copies of that bucket of shit. on OUR fucking dime. they sit in the basement, sucking up the humidity. hobos don't read that shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 03:34 PM (KP5rU)

217 OT: Via Don Surber China agreed to reduce the tariff on US autos from 40% to 15%.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 03:34 PM (hLRSq)

218 I cannot believe that after last year's destruction
of Feinstein and Schemer at that Oval Office meeting that they fell for
it again!

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:30 PM (/9p9e)

Thanks, Putin!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 03:34 PM (t6MX/)

219 Le NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 03:34 PM (cqNba)

220 I guess my reference was too subtle.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dietrich_von_Choltitz

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:32 PM (/9p9e)
Nope, I just turned it into a Longest Day code response.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 03:34 PM (37IEG)

221 214 Now would be a good time for the 2nd Panzer to drive on Paris. I'll contact Guderian.
Posted by: OKW at December 11, 2018 03:33 PM (37IEG)


You want Panzer.
You'd settle for Pantsed.
You'll get Pansy.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:34 PM (/9p9e)

222 Nood post about RUSSIAN BOT shooting

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 03:34 PM (xJa6I)

223 Too many freaks.

Not enough circus.

Posted by: Slow Roosevelt at December 11, 2018 03:34 PM (F4u7C)

224 Noooovelle.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 03:35 PM (Evws/)

225 I'm remembering my French history, and that the French Revolution was accomplished by no less than 12 groups with very different issues and ideas about what the Republic should be. Yet they all manage to focus on getting rid of the current government, together.

When you start to piss off a very big part of the citizens, get ready for the Jacobin's.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2018 03:35 PM (VpIIl)

226
"Dietrich has cold tits..."

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 03:29 PM (/9p9e)

thank you for your service.. It seems the 'French Whore' meme was real ..

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 03:35 PM (ICWiF)

227 :Even though the Mooch's book is selling like hotcakes...



--



It's astounding to me how anyone would want to read that horse****.


Posted by: Lady in Black"

Nobody actually reads more than a few pages of that drivel. I tried once with one of Hillary's books and failed. It is pure coffee table virtue signaling.

Posted by: Ripley at December 11, 2018 03:36 PM (MxEKc)

228 OT: Via Don Surber China agreed to reduce the tariff on US autos from 40% to 15%.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 03:34 PM (hLRSq)

---------------

Huh. It is almost as if having a President with giant clankers is reaping us Economic benefits.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 03:36 PM (ffYR/)

229 I plan on moving out of the suburbs soon....



Buy Ammo.


Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 03:26 PM (0OmEj)


I moved and couldn't be happier. Ammo is on hand.


Progs are fooling themselves that cities will fare well at all. First breakdown of LE, and it's every looter for himself. That, and it is dead simple to stop transportation in and out of those shitholes. 30 + years of focus on public transportation and not roads have made that a certainty.

Get out sooner than later.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 03:37 PM (t6MX/)

230 The same brain-dead bots buying that book are the same idiots who bought the Obama commemorative plates when he was made Emperor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 03:29 PM (ptqGC)

++++

Some anonymous person in the family bought an Obama plate as a joke years ago. It gets passed around every year gift-wrapped. No one has fessed up yet. Still funny.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 11, 2018 03:39 PM (rE1pK)

231 let them eat borscht

Posted by: x at December 11, 2018 03:39 PM (nFwvY)

232 "And what amuses me a bit more is that the couture that
this evolving tribe has adopted is one that was forced on them by their
rulers."

The nickname "Yankee Doodle" was intended as an insult.

We made it a label worn with pride.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 11, 2018 04:04 PM (ppcJ9)

233 I've been going to the foreign press to get info on the French situation. Came across a very good YT: 'La Rabbia dei Gilet Gialli'. Italian reporter covers the protesters on the outskirts of the city. Everyday people who have been squeezed to the point of revolt. Even if you don't understand Italian the images are compelling.

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 06:07 PM (+OYy0)

Tablet Magazine: The Origin of the Women's March is a Story of Virulent Antisemitism

And also anti-white racism, if anyone cares about that.

Which they don't. Because Intersectionality.

In fact, they've pretty much nominated Jews as "super-whites" so even hardcore antisemtism is now okay too.

Four white women, one of them Jewish, wanted to put on an anti-Trump rally but then feared they were too white.

So they reached out to some kind of media fixer named Michael Skolnik, who gained notoriety due to his connections to Russell Simmons (himself a supporter of Louis Farrakhan), to ask him to recommend women of color to add to their group. (Apparently, these liberal white women didn't know any-- what a shock.)

And what they got were loud-and-proud antisemites, and Linda Sarsour hadn't even joined yet.

According to several sources, it was there--in the first hours of the first meeting for what would become the Women’s March--that something happened that was so shameful to many of those who witnessed it, they chose to bury it like a family secret. Almost two years would pass before anyone present would speak about it.

It was there that, as the women were opening up about their backgrounds and personal investments in creating a resistance movement to Trump, Perez and Mallory allegedly first asserted that Jewish people bore a special collective responsibility as exploiters of black and brown people--and even, according to a close secondhand source, claimed that Jews were proven to have been leaders of the American slave trade. These are canards popularized by The Secret Relationship Between Blacks and Jews, a book published by Louis Farrakhan’s Nation of Islam --"the bible of the new anti-Semitism," according to Henry Louis Gates Jr., who noted in 1992: "Among significant sectors of the black community, this brief has become a credo of a new philosophy of black self-affirmation."

To this day, Mallory and Bland deny any such statements were ever uttered, either at the first meeting or at Mallory's apartment...

None of the other women in attendance would speak openly to Tablet about the meeting, but multiple sources with knowledge of what happened confirmed the story...

As its fame grew, so did the questions about the Women’s March’s origin story--including, at first privately within the inner circles of the organizations, questions pertaining to the possible anti-Jewish statement made at that very first meeting.

...

Kirsten Gillibrand, proud antisemite:

Fortune magazine named Mallory, Linda Sarsour, Perez, and Bland to its list of the World's Greatest Leaders, and New York Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand--in explaining why these four were on Time magazine’s list of the 100 Most Influential People--wrote: "The Women’s March was the most inspiring and transformational moment I've ever witnessed in politics … and it happened because four extraordinary women--Tamika Mallory, Bob Bland, Carmen Perez and Linda Sarsour--had the courage to take on something big, important and urgent, and never gave up." In conclusion, the senator declared, "these women are the suffragists of our time."

Although the Women's March and its antisemitic media enablers covered all this up and claimed it was all right-wing hallucinations, these charges were made the most frequently by liberal women in the organization, including by minority women:

Mercy Morganfield, a longtime activist and daughter of blues legend Muddy Waters, has been one of the leading voices in calling for accountability from the co-chairs. For Morganfield, a former spokesperson for the Women’s March who also ran the D.C. branch, the various problems that people have had with the Women’s March--ideological, managerial, fiscal--should be seen as all of a piece. She recalled being startled earlier this year when Mallory--already a nationally recognized leader of the Women's March--showed up at the Nation of Islam's Saviours" Day event. "When all of that went down, it was my last straw," she told Tablet. “You are part of a national movement that is about the equality of women and you are sitting in the front row listening to a man say women belong in the kitchen and you're nodding your head saying amen! I told them over and over again: It's fine to be religious, but there is no place for religion in its radical forms inside of a national women's movement with so many types of women. It spoke to their inexperience and inability to hold this at a national stage. That is judgment, and you can't teach judgment."

Then the Women's March listed all different sorts of women it would be marching for... but pointedly omitted Jewish ones:

Questions also began to emerge about the ideological values upon which the movement was being built. On Jan. 12, the Women’s March made public their Unity Principles, which asserted: "We must create a society in which women, in particular women--in particular Black women, Native women, poor women, immigrant women, Muslim women, and queer and trans women--are free and able to care for and nurture their families, however they are formed, in safe and healthy environments free from structural impediments"” Numerous observers noted the absence of "Jewish" from the list of signifiers, and began questioning whether it signaled something about whether and how warmly American Jews--the vast majority of whom vote and identify as Democrats--would be welcomed in a changing left.

After the success of the first Women's March in DC, the leaders of the organization turned to fighting the Patriarch and Jews, but mostly Jews:

They should have been basking in the afterglow of their massive success, but--according to Harmon-t-he air was thick with conflict. "We sat in that room for hours," Harmon told Tablet recently. "Tamika told us that the problem was that there were five white women in the room and only three women of color, and that she didn't trust white women. Especially white women from the South. At that point, I kind of tuned out because I was so used to hearing this type of talk from Tamika. But then I noticed the energy in the room changed. I suddenly realized that Tamika and Carmen were facing Vanessa, who was sitting on a couch, and berating her--but it wasn't about her being white. It was about her being Jewish. 'Your people this, your people that.' I was raised in the South and the language that was used is language that I’m very used to hearing in rural South Carolina. Just instead of against black people, against Jewish people. They even said to her 'your people hold all the wealth.' You could hear a pin drop. It was awful."

Reached by Tablet, Wruble declined to comment on the incident.

That's a "Yes."

This is what happens when you tell a politically-motivated lie like "Black people can't be racist." You take away even mild social disapproval of hardcore racism (and antisemitism), and you get Tamika over hear ranting about White Devils and Jews.

And everyone else afraid to say boo to her about it.

Then the argument talks about the infighting within the group -- and bringing in lawyers from the Clinton-connected firm Skadden Arps to kick out an original founder.

Then they continued getting tighter with Louis Farrakhan.

On March 11, 2018, the Women’s March had their biweekly phone call with national organizers. The public controversy had started to explode over Mallory's attendance at the Saviours' Day event, during which, in the course of a three-hour speech, Farrakhan blamed Jews for "degenerate behavior in Hollywood, turning men into women and women into men." Angie Beem, president of the Washington state chapter, remembered that phone call.

"Many of us were upset," Beem told Tablet. "She is the face of a women’s march, and our mission and values are equality and inclusion. To openly praise someone like this went against everything we were supposed to stand by." Beem described a sense of awkwardness as Mallory went on to defend Farrakhan to over 40 women on the call. And she wasn’t alone, Beem said; Perez and Bland jumped in to defend him as well. "They said to us: 'You know, he has done some great things for people of color.' They didn't denounce anything he said, they only did that recently... "

And they got closer to the Nation of Islam still:

It was around this time that Morganfield says she first heard that Nation of Islam members were acting as security detail and drivers for the co-chairs. "Bob called me secretly and said, 'Mercy, they have been in bed with the Nation of Islam since day one: They do all of our security,'" Morganfield told Tablet.

Two other sources, with direct knowledge of the time, also claimed that security and the drivers for the co-chairs were members of the Nation of Islam. And this was certainly the case in the women’s previous organization. A May 2015 photograph on Sarsour’s Facebook page shows a group of men wearing suits and bow ties in the signature Nation of Islam style. Her caption above the photo reads: "FOI Brothers, security for the movement," using the acronym for Fruit of Islam.

Disgusted not only with the co-chairs' connection to Farrakhan but the way they were all handling what she saw as the legitimate public outrage over it, Morganfield, too, asked privately for their resignations.

"I talked to everyone, and I said it to every last one of them: Tamika [Mallory] needs to resign--not just because of her Farrakhan connection, but because of how she handled it afterwards. I said Linda [Sarsour] also needs to step down. Her controversy and the things she keeps saying and doing are detrimental to the movement." When Tablet asked Morganfield whether she believes the co-chairs are anti-Semitic, she offered a terse answer: "There are no Jewish women on the board. They refused to put any on. Most of the Jewish people resigned and left. They refused to even put anti-Semitism in the unity principles."

The article goes on to question what this group is doing with the large amount of money it's raising.

Oh, and Tamika Mallory?

She cut her teeth on black radicalism and antisemitism at an early age:

Mallory was born in the Bronx to activist parents, Stanley and Voncile Mallory, who she described to the Amsterdam News as founding members of Al Sharpton's National Action Network (NAN).

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:50 PM




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1 Them jews going to make it be partly cloudy on them, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at December 11, 2018 01:49 PM (aTcbm)

2
By design.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 01:49 PM (PtGcE)

3
Anti-semites to the front of the queue!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 01:49 PM (pNxlR)

4 First!!

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 01:49 PM (NLLmE)

5 disgusting

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 01:49 PM (BJlbN)

6 crap

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 01:49 PM (NLLmE)

7 Tamika is the traditional Irish word meaning "first."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at December 11, 2018 01:50 PM (aTcbm)

8
Tonsils Mallory? Wasn't she Alex Keaton's sister on "Family Ties"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 01:50 PM (pNxlR)

9
And now that Lupe Cortez says she was once a persecuted Jew from Spain, she now has license to say terrible things about Jews.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 01:50 PM (PtGcE)

10 Feature, not bug. Top ten?

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 01:50 PM (fD23g)

11 Remember, you can support Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions, and lust for the destruction of the State of Israel, without being anti-Semitic.

Truly!

Posted by: Linda The Louse at December 11, 2018 01:51 PM (TEv5V)

12 Suburban Seattle females will march no matter what. The buses are already reserved.

Posted by: Dreg in Seattle at December 11, 2018 01:51 PM (Y7N05)

13 First! Again, Praise Allah!

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at December 11, 2018 01:51 PM (37IEG)

14 Shocked! Shocked!

Posted by: Captain Renault at December 11, 2018 01:51 PM (OD2ni)

15 Surprise, surprise, surprise ...


not ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at December 11, 2018 01:52 PM (LPnfS)

16 Muzzies and wymminz and raycisss, oh my!

Posted by: cornbred at December 11, 2018 01:52 PM (NGwZd)

17 May we rent your ethnic friends for our little rally?

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 01:53 PM (NLLmE)

18 I don't think anybody wants to see them fight itout in a tub of jello.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 01:53 PM (BXMxN)

19 My Connecticut cousin's wife is Jewish and she totally was down with the Women's March from Day 1.

Of course, she's a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Sockpapa at December 11, 2018 01:54 PM (uloIh)

20 Anti Semtex?

Isn't that a kind of contraceptive that the capitalists invented that cleverly hides the word 'Sex' in the whole word to sell the product to the poor and underprivileged?

Posted by: Loopey Ozcrazyo at December 11, 2018 01:54 PM (37IEG)

21 "Tonsils Mallory? Wasn't she Alex Keaton's sister on "Family Ties"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:"


Skippy was secretly tapping that.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 11, 2018 01:54 PM (OD2ni)

22 Bean pie. Bow tie. Fish fry.

Beautifully mutated.

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2018 01:54 PM (Bdeb0)

23 The only people who need to read this are Jews who vote Democrat.

That is all.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 11, 2018 01:54 PM (H7LIz)

24 In fact, they've pretty much nominated Jews as "super-whites" so even hardcore antisemtism is now okay too



I wonder if this is what 1938 Germany felt like?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 01:54 PM (VfCmK)

25 Aw, Hell, did not know Mallory's Al Sharpton connection. Now it really makes sense.


>>Fortune magazine named Mallory, Linda Sarsour, Perez, and Bland to its list of the World's Greatest Leaders


Uh...what? They've staged some protests, that does not a World Leader make.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 01:54 PM (W+vEI)

26 Remember the rules!

Murdering people at a synagogue in Pittsburgh - an evil, terrible act, committed by a hate-filled person.

Murdering people at a synagogue in Jerusalem - you need to understand the context, and understand that this is part of the Resistance.

Posted by: Linda The Louse at December 11, 2018 01:54 PM (TEv5V)

27 17 May we rent your ethnic friends for our little rally?

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 01:53 PM (NLLmE)

that's almost the worst part of the story

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 01:55 PM (BJlbN)

28 Women's march - can I attend? I'm sort of a womanish thing.

Posted by: TrigglyPuff at December 11, 2018 01:55 PM (37IEG)

29 18 I don't think anybody wants to see them fight it out in a tub of jello

Is it kosher jello?

Posted by: wooga at December 11, 2018 01:56 PM (7KeBk)

30 The collapse of this part of the resistance into apathy, recrimination, tears, and quarts of cherry ice cream eaten while ranting at four cats will now commence.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 01:56 PM (hLRSq)

31
Sarsour the Hamas Louse is perhaps the greatest epithet in these parts here of late.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 01:56 PM (pNxlR)

32
Intersectionality


-------

Ya know?? Thats ANOTHER word Im getting pretty fucking sick and tired of hearing. Because fucking idiots use that word to sound all smart and shit.

Plus, the fucking scholar in me is *offended* at the structure of the word.

Intersection is already a noun.
Intersectional is an adjective.
Intersectionality is a "noun" buy adding "ity" to the end of the adjective.

5 yard penalty and loss of down for the improper manufacture and assembly of English words.


Assholes.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 01:56 PM (8XRCm)

33 I'll see your fake Indian and raise you an ersatz Spanish Jew.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at December 11, 2018 01:56 PM (uloIh)

34 "This is what happens when you tell a politically-motivated lie like "Black people can't be racist." You take away even mild social disapproval of hardcore racism (and antisemitism), and you get Tamika over hear ranting about White Devils and Jews."


IIRC, Sharpton and Farrakhan tried to excuse Colin Ferguson for shooting up the LIRR by saying his "Black RAge" was excuseable.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 11, 2018 01:56 PM (OD2ni)

35 Gillebrand had it right with her tweet, at least as far as stating the goal: the future is female AND intersectional.

Meaning: no white women welcome.
For real - see this: https://www.shethepeople.org/thesummit/

Wonder when she'll figure that one out? Probably the day after she's defeated by Occasio-Cortez, with full support from Perez's DNC, Bernie, and Soros.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 01:57 PM (W+vEI)

36 Clearly I'm out of touch here, but a girl named Bob?

Sorry, womyn not girl.

Sorry again, womxn not womyn.

Oh never mind.

Posted by: Boots at December 11, 2018 01:57 PM (e9omi)

37 29
18 I don't think anybody wants to see them fight it out in a tub of jello



Is it kosher jello?

Posted by: wooga at December 11, 2018 01:56 PM (7KeBk)

Is there any other kind?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 01:57 PM (37IEG)

38 The bitches got Mau Maued.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 01:58 PM (yQpMk)

39
I've heard it said that women like a strong horse. They want a strong leader. They don't want nice, they don't want gentle, they don't want righteous, they want the loot that a bad boy can get them.

Posted by: Lutz Les Maas at December 11, 2018 01:58 PM (hrcfq)

40
In fact, they've pretty much nominated Jews as "super-whites"

I thought the Micks were the super whites. Some of those guys are so white they spontaneously combust on a sunny day at the beach.


Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2018 01:58 PM (gmo/4)

41 Pretty sick bunch.

Posted by: BignJames at December 11, 2018 01:58 PM (cxHbL)

42

Soothsayer Internet Magazine, in association with Poop The Magazine and The Moronosphere present...

President Trump as the World's greatest president.

And Ace of Ace of Spades HQ as the World's greatest part-time blogger.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 01:58 PM (PtGcE)

43 To be honest, I don't even remember anything about this Women's March, other than the fact that it had anti-white, anti-Jew, anti-Westerners leading it. Were these chicks wearing pussy hats? I don't recall.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2018 01:58 PM (oRu+u)

44 So they didn't do any internet investigation of Tamika Mallory and Linda Sarsour and allowed the fixer to sign them up just because they were black and Islamic, because it doesn't matter what else you believe as long as you hate Trump?. Good going, gals!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2018 01:59 PM (AllCR)

45 I, for one, am enjoying the Leftist devils eating their own.

Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 01:59 PM (QJ/YL)

46 Sarsour the Hamas Louse is perhaps the greatest epithet in these parts here of late.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


Loopy Occasional Cortex is running a close second.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 01:59 PM (VfCmK)

47 Point system:

Woman: 1
Black: 1
Gay: 1
Transgender: 1 (1.5 for trans-gay intersection)
Crossdresser: .5
Hispanic: 1
Misspent youth/incarceration: .5
Youth: .25
Fat because of society: .75
Drugs because of society: .25
From Maryland: 1

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2018 01:59 PM (Bdeb0)

48 Mmm, pickle flavored jello.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at December 11, 2018 01:59 PM (aTcbm)

49 "Then the argument talks about the infighting within the group -- and bringing in lawyers from the Clinton-connected firm Skadden Arps to kick out an original founder."


In the early 200o's, there was a goof that used to post on Above The Law as "John Lawrence" who would refer to Skadden as the "Cobra Kai of Law Firms."

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 11, 2018 01:59 PM (OD2ni)

50
Looks like I announced my Jewishness just in time.
I'm gonna give this story
✡✡✡✡
while continuing to stab those rent-stealing hebs in the back.

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex at December 11, 2018 01:59 PM (jYje5)

51 Muthafuckin white interlopers! That's who start this shit!

Posted by: "Reverend" Al Sharpton at December 11, 2018 01:59 PM (sf1AO)

52
Anti Semtex?

Isn't that a kind of contraceptive that the capitalists invented that cleverly hides the word 'Sex' in the whole word to sell the product to the poor and underprivileged?
Posted by: Loopey Ozcrazyo at December 11, 2018 01:54 PM (37IEG)






I don't think the Womxn's Power movement is QUITE to the point of bombs.

Yet.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2018 01:59 PM (eXA4G)

53 Asked this before: Why does it always circle back to Jews?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:00 PM (ycWCI)

54 Bottom line.. how was the movie, Ace?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 11, 2018 02:00 PM (so+oy)

55 This won't matter and a big majority of Jews will continue to vote Democrat without even considering the GOP.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 02:00 PM (NFEMn)

56 Forgot: Muslim: 1

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2018 02:00 PM (Bdeb0)

57 Good grief. It's like Kristallnacht with pink hats.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2018 02:00 PM (VpIIl)

58 Then the Women's March listed all different sorts of women it would be marching for... but pointedly omitted Jewish ones:

Oh! I remember this issue. I was happy about it. Very happy. I wouldn't want these bitter gits on my side for anything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2018 02:00 PM (oRu+u)

59 Why the hell did you let wenches vote? Did they promise you a throw?

Fags.

Posted by: Andrew Jackson at December 11, 2018 02:00 PM (NQmi1)

60
.... ummmmm isnt Semtex the splodey putty stuff??

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

61 Tamika Mallory - nice Irish lass?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 11, 2018 02:01 PM (so+oy)

62 The kosher status of jello is a matter of hotly contested and tremendously boring debate.

Posted by: wooga at December 11, 2018 02:01 PM (7KeBk)

63 (Apparently, these liberal white women didn't know any-- what a shock.)
Incorrecto!
They do enjoy a passing acquaintance with their housekeepers and seamstresses.

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 02:01 PM (DJFLF)

64 "I thought the Micks were the super whites. Some of those guys are so white they spontaneously combust on a sunny day at the beach.

Posted by: Archer"


Let me tell you something my Kraut-Mick friemd.....

Posted by: Jack Woltz at December 11, 2018 02:01 PM (OD2ni)

65 If Jews are superwhite, what constitutes a superwhite 2?

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 02:01 PM (h5Df3)

66 Why is Farrakhan like catnip to radical lefties? It's amazing to me. There's nothing redeeming or interesting about him. He's a garden-variety crazy Joo hater. His "theories" are the kind of thing that most crazies look at and whisper, "That's crazy."

Even in a room where batshit lefties embrace the most horrible and specious theories about Trump, Farrakhan's ideas stand out for their nuttiness and undiluted hatred.

It's amazing Farrakhan gets these stupid women nodding along to statements that are ANTITHETICAL TO THEIR CORE VALUES AND MISSION STATEMENT. It's literally unbelievable.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2018 02:02 PM (9qZ3S)

67 The Dems needed every shred of crazy fired up to make their election theft plausible. Now they find themselves frantically trying to Disqualify all the lunatics who brought them to power.

Problem is, there are a fucking lot of them. And it's so, SO much easier to Blame the Jew. For that matter, Farrakhan's diagnosis of Hollywood is nothing Ace hasn't said, except for making it focused on exclusively Jewish influence. At least, the media tells us that's what Farrakhan said, so it's obviously true, wot?

Yeah, the Dems are in real trouble now.

Posted by: trev006 at December 11, 2018 02:02 PM (qqEFK)

68 Intersectionality

It's "songbun" in the original Korean.

Progressive North Korea has established the principle that all jobs, education, housing, medical care, and everything else you get in society should be determined by your class and personal background.

This is the system the Left wants to impose on the United States.

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 11, 2018 02:02 PM (TEv5V)

69 65 If Jews are superwhite, what constitutes a superwhite 2?
Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 02:01 PM (h5Df3)

I dunno, an Irish Jew?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:02 PM (ycWCI)

70
Show me one single speech or tweet with the islamic terrorist Linda Sarsour supporting or affirming muslim homos and trannys.

She hasn't. And she never will. Because she's a frontwoman for the evil leftist islamic propaganda machine trying to destroy the West/USA.

But her leftist "progressive" pals will never be bothered by this.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 02:02 PM (PtGcE)

71 Is it kosher jello?

Posted by: wooga


Jello brand jello is.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 02:03 PM (VfCmK)

72 Scratch a progressive movement find racist antisemitism under the paint. See Nazis/Communists from way back.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 02:03 PM (0OmEj)

73
Four white women, one of them Jewish, wanted to put on an anti-Trump rally but then feared they were too white.



I thought they were all pink on the inside.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 02:03 PM (TAmPV)

74 Why is Farrakhan like catnip to radical lefties? It's amazing to me. There's nothing redeeming or interesting about him. He's a garden-variety crazy Joo hater. His "theories" are the kind of thing that most crazies look at and whisper, "That's crazy."

Even in a room where batshit lefties embrace the most horrible and specious theories about Trump, Farrakhan's ideas stand out for their nuttiness and undiluted hatred.

It's amazing Farrakhan gets these stupid women nodding along to statements that are ANTITHETICAL TO THEIR CORE VALUES AND MISSION STATEMENT. It's literally unbelievable.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2018 02:02 PM (9qZ3S)

Because Obama liked him--and even had his picture taken with him

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 02:03 PM (NFEMn)

75 Intersectionality is Lord Humungus shouting "Smegma crazies to the left! The gate! Gayboy berserkers, to the gate! "

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 02:03 PM (yQpMk)

76 I'm Jewish and I support da wammanz and your a hatfilled bigoteer of you don't!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 11, 2018 02:03 PM (NQmi1)

77 The Jews could have at least whipped up a bad thunderstorm with softball size hail. You're losing it guys.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2018 02:03 PM (VpIIl)

78 I bet jello debates would be good fodder for twitter flirt fights. Somebody alert Jonah Goldberg!

Posted by: wooga at December 11, 2018 02:03 PM (7KeBk)

79 A sunny day at the beach? I can get a sunburn at midnight

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2018 02:03 PM (OLCnA)

80 >>I don't think the Womxn's Power movement is QUITE to the point of bombs.

Yet.




Have you forgotten the Women's March 'stay home from work to show men how much women do' day organized by --- wait for it! --- convicted Palestinian terrorist Rasmeah Yousef Odeh*?



*Trump's DHS kicked her out of the US for immigration fraud

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 02:04 PM (W+vEI)

81 Why is Farrakhan like catnip to radical lefties?

Kickbacks?

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 02:04 PM (DJFLF)

82 >>I dunno, an Irish Jew?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:02 PM (ycWCI)

Mr. Leopold Bloom, at your service.

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2018 02:04 PM (Bdeb0)

83 Buried lede: The Hoochie-Coochie Man's daughter is an SJW.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 11, 2018 02:04 PM (eMYuB)

84 If Jews are superwhite, what constitutes a superwhite 2?


Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 02:01 PM (h5Df3)


I think that involves Superman, Supergirl, Power Girl, and General Zod.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 02:04 PM (hLRSq)

85 I didn't think there were anymore superwhite Jews after that whole wandering in the desert thing.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2018 02:04 PM (VpIIl)

86 .... ummmmm isnt Semtex the splodey putty stuff??
Posted by: fixerupper


Com-bloc splodey stuff.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 02:04 PM (VfCmK)

87 48 Mmm, pickle flavored jello.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG


not nearly as good as ketchup flavored potato chips!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 02:05 PM (d7Ww2)

88 I thought the Micks were the super whites. Some of those guys are so white they spontaneously combust on a sunny day at the beach.


Enter the Ginger

http://bit.ly/2L4MPdz

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 02:05 PM (yQpMk)

89 Jello brand has only been kosher since....
fuck I'm not going to bother with this. It wasn't, and then they changed ingredients, so now it is. Knockoffs still go cheap, so they aren't.

Posted by: wooga at December 11, 2018 02:05 PM (7KeBk)

90 70
Show me one single speech or tweet with the islamic terrorist Linda Sarsour supporting or affirming muslim homos and trannys.

She hasn't. And she never will. Because she's a frontwoman for the evil leftist islamic propaganda machine trying to destroy the West/USA.

But her leftist "progressive" pals will never be bothered by this.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 02:02 PM (PtGcE)

+++

She's ugly, to boot.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 11, 2018 02:05 PM (rE1pK)

91 One doesn't even have to be Jewish to be a victim of anti-Semitism. I've experienced that repeatedly in one town in Arkansas, and it wasn't very pleasant.

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2018 02:06 PM (Pqytn)

92 Nobody hates like a leftist.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 02:06 PM (0OmEj)

93 Elmer's school paste is superwhite and yummy! - Joe Biden, Presidential material

Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2018 02:06 PM (gmo/4)

94 If Jews are superwhite, what constitutes a superwhite 2?

Depends on which direction "superwhite 2" goes. If superwhite 2 is even MORE white than Jews, I'd say WASPS. If superwhite 2 is LESS white than Jews, I don't know, maybe Italians?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2018 02:06 PM (9qZ3S)

95 See what Soros hath wrot

Posted by: SMOD at December 11, 2018 02:06 PM (QkjLD)

96
Four white women, one of them Jewish, wanted to put on an anti-Trump rally




Well that explains the consistently good weather at pussy hat protest.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 02:06 PM (TAmPV)

97 62 The kosher status of jello is a matter of hotly contested and tremendously boring debate.
Posted by: wooga at December 11, 2018 02:01 PM (7KeBk)



Isn't jello made from horse hooves?

Or hobos or some shit?

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 02:06 PM (NLLmE)

98 "If Jews are superwhite, what constitutes a superwhite 2?

Posted by: Someguy"


Shaun King?

Posted by: Jack Woltz at December 11, 2018 02:07 PM (OD2ni)

99 And plenty of the people at my synagogue insist that we Jews are "people of color". I'd laugh if it weren't so damn serious

Posted by: CN at December 11, 2018 02:07 PM (U7k5w)

100
Well it's too damn bad no one had the presence of mind to capture a little audio. Maybe next time the founding sisters will make sure everything is recorded. As it stands, the whole thing is she-said she-said.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2018 02:08 PM (oGNNA)

101 Living as I do deep undercover in blue America, plenty of my acquaintances are leftists. What I've noticed in the last few years is that the goal posts keep moving, and what used to be far left kookie commie positions are now mainstream leftism.

And the intersectionality I see all the time around me is hard left/Marxist/democrats who are also jewish - and plenty of them attend synagogue regularly.

Every day is an exercise in The Emperor Has No Clothes. Facts on the ground are powerless against personal opinions and wanting to be well thought of in leftist social circles.

Posted by: Boots at December 11, 2018 02:08 PM (e9omi)

102 Trump just tweeted, "....Comey had no right leading the FBI at any time but especially after his MIND EXPLODED."

LOL

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 02:08 PM (NFEMn)

103 See what Soros hath wrot

Posted by: SMOD at December 11, 2018 02:06 PM


Why do you hate my people? Wandering around the deserts of Puerto Rico for 40 years?

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex at December 11, 2018 02:08 PM (jYje5)

104 Presumably each level of white, superwhite through superwhite 4 adds to their privilege level. A superwhite 1 must clearly be whiter than freiza, after that it becomes ambiguous.

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 02:09 PM (h5Df3)

105 Once the political culture turns on groups rather than individuals, then each overall collective type societies will simply reflect the pecking order of groups (perceived group victim points, stereotypes about group members, etc.). Individualistic societies create a pecking order of individuals (merit, money, talent, etc.).

Collective societies are far more common around the world than individualistic ones. We have been importing individuals from around the world and find soon that we have only fed the fire on collectivism. This also leads folks with feet in two or more groups increasingly have to choose one group or the other. An inversion to E unum pluribis so to speak. Or in other words, a transition in the U.S. from republic to empire and its subsequent effects.

Individuals may compromise for the common good--it is almost rare historically for groups to do so on a consistent basis apart from overwhelming situations (e.g. alien invasion, mass disaster, etc.) Thus, stronger and stronger unaccountable government to get anything done and less and less liberty. However, there is no reason to assume that the tribe of government will not be self interested itself.

These things are known in history.

Posted by: whig at December 11, 2018 02:09 PM (ROzyM)

106 If superwhite 2 is LESS white than Jews, I don't know, maybe Italians?

Maybe Northern Italians, but Southern Italians gots a bit of Arab and North African DNA.

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 02:09 PM (DJFLF)

107 Well it's too damn bad no one had the presence of
mind to capture a little audio. Maybe next time the founding sisters
will make sure everything is recorded. As it stands, the whole thing is
she-said she-said.


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2018 02:08 PM (oGNNA)

====================
The MSM would just drop a brickload of hurt on the whistle-blower.

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2018 02:09 PM (Pqytn)

108 sarsour always looks like she's on a coffee break at the slaughterhouse. bitch oozes ugly.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 02:09 PM (KP5rU)

109 And plenty of the people at my synagogue insist that we Jews are "people of color".

It's funny to me that Jews feel the need to take on more historical oppression to be proper victims, because, ya know, Jews haven't experienced much historical oppression.

/s

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2018 02:09 PM (9qZ3S)

110
Why do you hate my people?
Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex at December 11, 2018 02:08 PM (jYje5)

----

Nazi Collaborators?

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 02:10 PM (8XRCm)

111 I am trying to get a unified theory about this:

Trump is a Hitler with a Jewish daughter, son-in-law, and grandchildren and the Resistance against him is allied with people that have the same views of the actual Hitler that also hate members of the Resistance because of being Jewish and breathing who are stressed because they hate the Trump Hitler.


I am I getting this lined up correctly?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 02:10 PM (hLRSq)

112 I'm from maryland . . . that is a -1 in my book
worse . . . I'm from baltimore . . . -100

those morons repeatedly flocking to the likes of farrakhan and sharpton and whatnot . . . -everything. it is just lather/rinse/repeat with them

time to listen to front 242's 'funkahdafi' again


Posted by: bored383 at December 11, 2018 02:10 PM (zJ4nO)

113 divide and conquer ... hating the whites, or the Jews, or the Germans ... all an effort to divide people along lines useful for the political class.


Fortunately there is not much hate for American Germans, despite Adolph. Maybe because "we" fought in WW2 against Germans, and many of us escaped the German draft in the 1800s. So I'm only condemned for being white, Christian, male, Trumpest ... probably a couple other "sinful" traits.

The groups should be known by their actions, not religion or ethnicity. That is obvious, but I mean ... these white women that started this hunt for someone of different race/ethnicity to represent their own (feminist) views, were already lost to their own bigotry.


That self loathing bigotry led to "compound bigotry" as their feminist views got co-opted by black racists and Muslim antisemitism, mixed with rabid anti-Americanism. Of course they all excrete out from the same cesspool of evil globalist desire to rule us.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 11, 2018 02:10 PM (Cus5s)

114 What I've noticed in the last few years is that the goal posts keep moving, and what used to be far left kookie commie positions are now mainstream leftism.


I remember not long ago at all that the very suggestion that Dems were socialist was beyond the pale.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 02:10 PM (NLLmE)

115 106; that's what hopper said.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 02:10 PM (KP5rU)

116 Christ told his followers that arming themselves with swords and the holy spirit was and is the way to defend against evil.

Posted by: John Doe at December 11, 2018 02:11 PM (WX+x0)

117 "We must create a society in which women, in particular women--in
particular Black women, Native women, poor women, immigrant women,
Muslim women, and queer and trans women--are free and able to care for
and nurture their families, however they are formed, in safe and healthy
environments free from structural impediments"

--

And they're not able to be free to care for and nurture their families now? Are we burning stakes in the yards of these self-proclaimed "victims?" No. Nobody is stopping them from anything. They literally create an image of mass oppression where one doesn't even exist. Yet, the "free" they claim they want is being wiped away by their very own militant ideology. But they likely know it.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 11, 2018 02:11 PM (JoUsr)

118
Can someone even tell me why these woke WOC hate Jews to begin with? Tamika. Carmen.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2018 02:11 PM (oGNNA)

119 >>"Many of us were upset," Beem told Tablet. "She is the face of a women's march, and our mission and values are equality and inclusion. "





Oh, BS!! The Women's March very publicly excluded pro-life women from their original event/march (not to mention Trump-supporting women).

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 02:11 PM (W+vEI)

120 97 Kosher gelatin is widely available under a brand called "kojel" a polysaccharide based sub

Posted by: CN at December 11, 2018 02:11 PM (U7k5w)

121
Why is Farrakhan like catnip to radical lefties? It's amazing to me. There's nothing redeeming or interesting about him. He's a garden-variety crazy Joo hater. His "theories" are the kind of thing that most crazies look at and whisper, "That's crazy."

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2018 02:02 PM (9qZ3S)








Hell, his ideas are so crazy that the original Nation of Islam split in two in the mid-70s, with the only moderately crazy majority going with Elijah Muhammed's son (eventually becoming a mainstream mohammedan movement), and the total batshit crazy nutbars flocking to Farrakhan and his tiny fringe movement.

Rather like how the Real IRA crazies formed their own terror organization after the Provos showed themselves as being too moderate.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2018 02:11 PM (eXA4G)

122
Trump just tweeted, "....Comey had no right leading the FBI at any time but especially after his MIND EXPLODED."



He should have added just like in Scanners

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 02:11 PM (TAmPV)

123 The Women's March was the most inspiring and trabsformational moment I've ever witnessed in politics and it happened because four extraordinary women...



Yeah, I'm pretty sure it happened because the hotel reservations made for the coronation Felonia Von Pantsuit were non refundable.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 11, 2018 02:11 PM (jp0Bv)

124 Maybe Northern Italians, but Southern Italians gots a bit of Arab and North African DNA.
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 02:09 PM (DJFLF)

But also Norman and French....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 02:11 PM (NFEMn)

125 99 And plenty of the people at my synagogue insist that we Jews are "people of color". I'd laugh if it weren't so damn serious
Posted by: CN at December 11, 2018 02:07 PM (U7k5w)

As colored as the Irish.

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 02:11 PM (7HtZB)

126
I dunno, an Irish Jew?



Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:02 PM (ycWCI)
My name? It's on that sign! It says Moses Ri-toora-li-oorra-li-ay

Posted by: Moses Ri-toora-li-oorra-li-ay at December 11, 2018 02:11 PM (37IEG)

127

EM MATZAH BALL FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at December 11, 2018 02:12 PM (GEhPL)

128 How many times more will right wingers point out leftist jew-hatred only to yet again see American Jews still vote 90% for the Dems before you realize - that 90% doesn't give a shit and never will.

They hate Republicans more than they love themselves.

Obviously CBD and the morons here aren't in that lot, but if you think that 90% Sarah Silverman & Chuck Schumer types are gonna one day look and Linda Saursor and suddenly start going MAGA you need a drool cup and an emotional support pug.

FFS

Posted by: Amy Schumer's aborted children at December 11, 2018 02:12 PM (NQmi1)

129 114 What I've noticed in the last few years is that the goal posts keep moving, and what used to be far left kookie commie positions are now mainstream leftism.


I remember not long ago at all that the very suggestion that Dems were socialist was beyond the pale.
Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 02:10 PM (NLLmE)

+++

Blink of an eye, altogether different world. Really astounding.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 11, 2018 02:12 PM (rE1pK)

130 Black community doesn't like Jews. Some of it is the Islam but this is true of protestant blacks as well. Dunno why.

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 02:12 PM (h5Df3)

131 >>And they're not able to be free to care for and nurture their families now? Are we burning stakes in the yards of these self-proclaimed "victims?" No. Nobody is stopping them from anything. They literally create an image of mass oppression where one doesn't even exist. Yet, the "free" they claim they want is being wiped away by their very own militant ideology. But they likely know it.



So true. Think it's that they want to be free from whites (and also Jew, apparently). And any consequences for poor choices.

Socialism.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 02:13 PM (W+vEI)

132
The MSM would just drop a brickload of hurt on the whistle-blower.


Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2018 02:09 PM (Pqytn
====

They're gonna get the brickload anyway. They might as well have evidence.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2018 02:13 PM (oGNNA)

133
Trump is a Hitler with a Jewish daughter, son-in-law, and grandchildren and the Resistance against him is allied with people that have the same views of the actual Hitler that also hate members of the Resistance because of being Jewish and breathing who are stressed because they hate the Trump Hitler.


I am I getting this lined up correctly?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 02:10 PM (hLRSq)

----

You forgot that Trump is also a Hitler that wants Jerusalem to be the capital of Israel and thinks that there is no better friend than Israel.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 02:13 PM (8XRCm)

134 You know who else had ein problem mit ze Juden frauleins?

Posted by: Franz Liebkind at December 11, 2018 02:13 PM (Z04f8)

135 But also Norman and French....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 02:11 PM (NFEMn)

Italy was basically the known world's bitch for most of its history. We're a mixed bag!

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 02:14 PM (DJFLF)

136 I am I getting this lined up correctly?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 02:10 PM (hLRSq)

I'd simplify a little. Trump has -actual- Jewish grandchildren who go to a real synagogue. American Jews hate that, and him, with such insane fervor they would rather back Farrakhan. This is not news, Farrakhan has been popular for decades. But American Jews have long since made their choice. You can't actually stand with them and with Israel, it's just impossible.

Posted by: trev006 at December 11, 2018 02:14 PM (qqEFK)

137 Blink of an eye, altogether different world. Really astounding.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 11, 2018 02:12 PM (rE1pK)

------

Eight Long Years of TFG.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 02:14 PM (8XRCm)

138 >>>118
Can someone even tell me why these woke WOC hate Jews to begin with? Tamika. Carmen.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2018 02:11 PM (oGNNA)
_______
Landlords always bugging us bout day rent.

I told day weather machine bish da check come every 2nd Tuesday.

Posted by: Woke WoC's Ghetto Aunt at December 11, 2018 02:15 PM (NQmi1)

139 I'm no expert on all this anti-Semitism, but have you noticed these tits?

Yeah. Jew-tits, baby.

Posted by: Alexandra Loopy Occasional Cortex at December 11, 2018 02:15 PM (hjaPQ)

140 I'm conflicted. Now there is an other more detested than me, a white Caucasian heterosexual? I don't know whether to be happy or sad. I'm no longer number one, but the ones that decided I was evil are now ahead of me in the docket. Sweet and Sour.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2018 02:16 PM (2LelM)

141 You forgot that Trump is also a Hitler that wants Jerusalem to be the capital of Israel and thinks that there is no better friend than Israel.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 02:13 PM (8XRCm)

And the fact that Trump worked in high-stakes real estate in NYC among plenty of Jews and was able to keep his pro-Nazi sympathies from becoming known....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 02:16 PM (NFEMn)

142 Now I want a beef on weck sammich and the nearest place that has good ones is 1,500 miles away.

Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2018 02:16 PM (gmo/4)

143 I dunno, an Irish Jew?

-----

Ummmm, we're gonna need more Manischewitz arent we.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 02:16 PM (8XRCm)

144 I thought Semtex was for blowjobs?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 02:16 PM (Evws/)

145 139: of the pancake variety. no thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 02:16 PM (KP5rU)

146 >>>139 I'm no expert on all this anti-Semitism, but have you noticed these tits?

Yeah. Jew-tits, baby.
Posted by: Alexandra Loopy Occasional Cortex at December 11, 2018 02:15 PM (hjaPQ)
__________
They're small & you're a Horse Face.

I'm the Jew-Bewb Queen here biatch!

Posted by: Abigail Shapiro's FANTASTIC bewbz and lack of a gag reflex at December 11, 2018 02:16 PM (NQmi1)

147 Italy was basically the known world's bitch for most of its history. We're a mixed bag!
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 02:14 PM (DJFLF)

This is true. Hey, at least you can't say we all look alike....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 02:17 PM (NFEMn)

148 So are Jews more detestable than Southern white men? This is news. I'm free, I'm free at last!

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2018 02:17 PM (2LelM)

149 dunno, an Irish Jew?

---------------------------------

George M. Cohan?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 02:18 PM (NFEMn)

150 pamela geller has nice boobs.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 02:18 PM (KP5rU)

151 Why should I be terribly concerned about anti-semitism? I see people whining about it all over the place, but I've no idea why I should get upset. Do Jewish people get notably upset about anti-white or anti-Christian hatred? Not so I've noticed. In fact, they commonly seem to be leading the charge.

So as a white man, why should it particularly matter to me who is or isn't anti-semitic? Can anyone give me a reason?

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at December 11, 2018 02:18 PM (1m0bM)

152 "Ummmm, we're gonna need more Manischewitz arent we.
Posted by: fixerupper"


I had two bottles of that shit every night of Hannukah. Hic.

Posted by: Hillary at December 11, 2018 02:18 PM (OD2ni)

153 Sephardic Jews could be considered people of color due to being Semitic but the Ashkenazim would need DNA screen to pass the intersectionality test.

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 02:18 PM (DJFLF)

154 144
I thought Semtex was for blowjobs?


Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 02:16 PM (Evws/)
That's an interesting point! If only Monica had had Semtex that day.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:19 PM (37IEG)

155 Trump lecturing Schumer on border security.

http://tinyurl.com/yc7j77cr

Look at Schumer's body language. Slouched forward, smirking, only looking at Trump occasionally. Schumer couldn't have more contempt for Trump if he tried, and he's showing it.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2018 02:19 PM (9qZ3S)

156 Italy has a bad time from the fall of the west roman empire till the unification of Italy.

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 02:19 PM (h5Df3)

157
George M. Cohan?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 02:18 PM (NFEMn)
Silly, he was a Yankee Doodle Dandy.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:19 PM (37IEG)

158 Zaklog, so we can bludgeon the liberals.

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 02:19 PM (h5Df3)

159 155; you should see my contempt for schumer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 02:20 PM (KP5rU)

160 After the success of the first Women's March in DC, the leaders of the organization turned to fighting the Patriarch and Jews, but mostly Jews:

----

Patriarchs:

Abraham
Isaac
Jacob

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 11, 2018 02:20 PM (PPbDD)

161
153 Sephardic Jews could be considered people of color due to being Semitic but the Ashkenazim would need DNA screen to pass the intersectionality test.
-----------------------------
I'd suggest a simpler test - do you look like Paul Newman or Harvey Weinstein.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2018 02:20 PM (2LelM)

162 >>>151 Why should I be terribly concerned about anti-semitism? I see people whining about it all over the place, but I've no idea why I should get upset. Do Jewish people get notably upset about anti-white or anti-Christian hatred? Not so I've noticed. In fact, they commonly seem to be leading the charge.

So as a white man, why should it particularly matter to me who is or isn't anti-semitic? Can anyone give me a reason?
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at December 11, 2018 02:18 PM (1m0bM)
__________
I've got two reasons right here big boy!

Posted by: Abigail Shapiro's FANTASTIC bewbz and lack of a gag reflex at December 11, 2018 02:20 PM (NQmi1)

163
dunno, an Irish Jew?


Man O'Schewitz

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 02:20 PM (TAmPV)

164 The best Jewish boobs--better than Abby Shapiro--that I've ever seen (alas, clothed) belonged to that brunette underage hottie that Jerry Seinfeld was dating before he got married. Shoshanna something....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 02:20 PM (NFEMn)

165 159
155; you should see my contempt for schumer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 02:20 PM (KP5rU)
Oh, time for E-contempt comparisons eh?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:21 PM (37IEG)

166 Farfur and Sarsour rhyme, kids! Just like keeeel and jooooos!

Posted by: zombie farfur mouse at December 11, 2018 02:21 PM (Evws/)

167 Hiram O'Toole.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 02:21 PM (NLLmE)

168 *grins*

Posted by: Hand rubbing intensifies at December 11, 2018 02:22 PM (jRloI)

169 Why should I be terribly concerned about anti-semitism? I see people whining about it all over the place, but I've no idea why I should get upset.

Jews are always the canary in the coal mine.

They may come for them first, but then they are definitely coming for you.

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 11, 2018 02:22 PM (TEv5V)

170 66 Why is Farrakhan like catnip to radical lefties? It's amazing to me. There's nothing redeeming or interesting about him. He's a garden-variety crazy Joo hater. His "theories" are the kind of thing that most crazies look at and whisper, "That's crazy."

Even in a room where batshit lefties embrace the most horrible and specious theories about Trump, Farrakhan's ideas stand out for their nuttiness and undiluted hatred.

It's amazing Farrakhan gets these stupid women nodding along to statements that are ANTITHETICAL TO THEIR CORE VALUES AND MISSION STATEMENT. It's literally unbelievable.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2018 02:02 PM (9qZ3S)


At some point the radical left will need someone to round up the remainder of the Right and shuttle them off to the camps and the radical left doesn't want to actually get their own hands dirty.

Posted by: JB1000 at December 11, 2018 02:22 PM (aZ9CV)

171 163


dunno, an Irish Jew?





Man O'Schewitz

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 02:20 PM (TAmPV)
No. Man O'schewitz's were ships that the British used to sail in. I read about it in the Midnight Ride of Paula Revere - a British Man O'schewitz was in the poem.

Posted by: Loopey OzcaseyO at December 11, 2018 02:22 PM (37IEG)

172
They dont like the Jews because it was the JAPS that bombed Pearl Harbor.

~ Joey "Booger Eater" Biden

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 02:23 PM (8XRCm)

173 Hyman Fitzpatrick

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 02:23 PM (7HtZB)

174 The best Jewish boobs--better than Abby Shapiro--that I've ever seen (alas, clothed) belonged to that brunette underage hottie that Jerry Seinfeld was dating before he got married. Shoshanna something....

Shoshanna Lonstein.
http://tinyurl.com/ybbs8zwf

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2018 02:23 PM (9qZ3S)

175 I dunno, an Irish Jew?

-----

Ummmm, we're gonna need more Manischewitz arent we.
Posted by: fixerupper


Whoa. There's not that much in the pipeline and on the vine.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 02:23 PM (VfCmK)

176 So as a white man, why should it particularly matter to me who is or isn't anti-semitic? Can anyone give me a reason?
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at December 11, 2018 02:18 PM (1m0bM)
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How about maybe because these people would have no problem if Israel was wiped off the map? They'd be all for a few million deaths if it brought peace to the world. Then, when that doesn't work, well, they're already working overtime to make sure the white man is next in line after the evil Joooos.

Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at December 11, 2018 02:23 PM (IlV2p)

177 You forgot that Trump is also a Hitler that wants Jerusalem to be the capital of Israel and thinks that there is no better friend than Israel.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 02:13 PM (8XRCm)

And the fact that Trump worked in high-stakes real estate in NYC among plenty of Jews and was able to keep his pro-Nazi sympathies from becoming known....
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 02:16 PM (NFEMn)

You never bothered to check the foundation cement. Chock full of jews. Oh, wait. That would be good then, right? I'm so confused.--Horse faced Representative with above average size boobs.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 11, 2018 02:24 PM (3sjI6)

178 Why is Farrakhan like catnip to radical lefties? It's amazing to me. There's nothing redeeming or interesting about him. He's a garden-variety crazy Joo hater. His "theories" are the kind of thing that most crazies look at and whisper, "That's crazy."

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2018 02:02 PM (9qZ3S)


But he's the guy their daddies would hate the most ... so, he wins.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2018 02:24 PM (oRu+u)

179 174
The best Jewish boobs--better than Abby Shapiro--that I've ever seen
(alas, clothed) belonged to that brunette underage hottie that Jerry
Seinfeld was dating before he got married. Shoshanna something....



Shoshanna Lonstein.

http://tinyurl.com/ybbs8zwf



Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2018 02:23 PM (9qZ3

No wonder Jerry was smiling.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:24 PM (37IEG)

180 Why are we getting all upset about attacks on the rootless cosmopolitans, Comrades?

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at December 11, 2018 02:24 PM (TEv5V)

181 "They're small & you're a Horse Face.

I'm the Jew-Bewb Queen here biatch!
Posted by: Abigail Shapiro's FANTASTIC bewbz"



Milana Vayntrub is an MOT as well. Just saying...

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 11, 2018 02:25 PM (OD2ni)

182 179 174
The best Jewish boobs--better than Abby Shapiro--that I've ever seen
(alas, clothed) belonged to that brunette underage hottie that Jerry
Seinfeld was dating before he got married. Shoshanna something....



Shoshanna Lonstein.

http://tinyurl.com/ybbs8zwf



Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2018 02:23 PM (9qZ3

No wonder Jerry was smiling.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:24 PM (37IEG)

They're real, and they're spectacular.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at December 11, 2018 02:25 PM (7HtZB)

183
Italy has a bad time from the fall of the west roman empire till the unification of Italy.

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 02:19 PM (h5Df3)


Yes it's been rough for us

Posted by: The Medici Family at December 11, 2018 02:25 PM (TAmPV)

184 Milana Vayntrub is an MOT as well. Just saying...


Mammary of Tribe?

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 02:26 PM (NLLmE)

185 Oh, BS!! The Women's March very publicly excluded pro-life women from their original event/march (not to mention Trump-supporting women).

--

So true, Lizzy! They are a sham and hide behind their 'equal and inclusive' skirts, but what they really stand for is hard leftism, and increasingly, eradicating whites. They're all such horrible people.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 11, 2018 02:26 PM (JoUsr)

186 It's weird being a Jew, where racist chuds of one stripe claim we're not even white and the other group of anti-Semitic scumfucks say we're super white.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 02:26 PM (DKEfE)

187 So as a white man, why should it particularly matter to me who is or isn't anti-semitic? Can anyone give me a reason?

Posted by: Zaklog the Great


Because they tend to have other bad habits, like totalitarian politics and dreams of ethnic cleansing butchery.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2018 02:27 PM (AM1GF)

188 153: Nah, for the most part we're pretty white. Ethiopian and Yemeni Jews are "people of color", but not Sephardis as a rule

Posted by: CN at December 11, 2018 02:27 PM (U7k5w)

189 No wonder Jerry was smiling.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:24 PM (37IEG)



They're real, and they're spectacular.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at December 11, 2018 02:25 PM (7HtZB)
I'm a simple man, I never thought otherwise. She looks quite nice.
and would never be able to get close enough to "them" to argue.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:27 PM (37IEG)

190
So as a white man, why should it particularly matter to me who is or isn't anti-semitic? Can anyone give me a reason?
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at December 11, 2018 02:18 PM


Sometimes in life you choose the path of righteousness even though the limbs are crashing down on your head. Sure, the other path is easier and less fraught with danger.

The 'high road' is more strenuous but it does burn off the carbs. So Gainzzz.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 02:28 PM (jYje5)

191

Shoshanna Lonstein.
http://tinyurl.com/ybbs8zwf

Posted by: bonhomme
_____________

I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 11, 2018 02:28 PM (GEhPL)

192 186 It's weird being a Jew, where racist chuds of one stripe claim we're not even white and the other group of anti-Semitic scumfucks say we're super white.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 02:26 PM (DKEfE)

Have you tried measuring your power level or transforming?

If you can turn you hair blonde I think that'd be confirmation that you're the legendary superwhite.

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 02:28 PM (h5Df3)

193 Wait! I just had a thought - should boobs have personal pronouns?

You know, instead of 'them' should it be 'bem'?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:28 PM (37IEG)

194 (jp0Bv)

124 Maybe Northern Italians, but Southern Italians gots a bit of Arab and North African DNA.
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 02:09 PM (DJFLF)

But also Norman and French....
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 02:11 PM (NFEMn)
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Not to mention Spanish, especially Valencian and Aragonese.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 02:28 PM (Rxduq)

195 The womens march would be full on anti-white if they didn't need the numbers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2018 02:29 PM (r+sAi)

196 Those evil shape-shifting Joos alter the course of our rockets in mid-flight, so we can't kill them!

Posted by: You Friends At Hamas at December 11, 2018 02:29 PM (TEv5V)

197 Because they tend to have other bad habits, like totalitarian politics and dreams of ethnic cleansing butchery.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2018 02:27 PM (AM1GF)
-------------

But, the trains running on time is a plus!

Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at December 11, 2018 02:29 PM (IlV2p)

198 "The best Jewish boobs--better than Abby Shapiro--that I've ever seen (alas, clothed) belonged to that brunette underage hottie that Jerry Seinfeld was dating before he got married. Shoshanna something....

Shoshanna Lonstein."


Ah, Shoshanna Lonstein. That brings back some good 90's memories. A true Long Island JAP. I think NY Post had a picture of her in it every day for about 6 months straight because they knew every dude wanted to stare at them.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 11, 2018 02:29 PM (OD2ni)

199 Milana Vayntrub
That's one fine looking Jew - Adam Sandler

Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2018 02:29 PM (gmo/4)

200 186
It's weird being a Jew, where racist chuds of one stripe claim we're not
even white and the other group of anti-Semitic scumfucks say we're
super white.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 02:26 PM (DKEfE)
This is what happens when the faith moves without the bodies being attached!
At this point in time it's like asking what 'race' is American.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:30 PM (37IEG)

201 193 Wait! I just had a thought - should boobs have personal pronouns?

You know, instead of 'them' should it be 'bem'?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:28 PM (37IEG)

Wouldn't it be xoobs or xits?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:30 PM (ycWCI)

202 Zaklog: If the Middle East has more prosperous countries, would you prefer they act like Israel or like Qatar?

Your answer will inform whether you should worry about rising global anti-Semitism.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 02:30 PM (DKEfE)

203 >>So true, Lizzy! They are a sham and hide behind their 'equal and inclusive' skirts, but what they really stand for is hard leftism, and increasingly, eradicating whites. They're all such horrible people.




The new definition: inclusive = non-white
Notice that not just the Jews, but the white women were pushed out of the Women's March leadership. Same with this group:
https://www.shethepeople.org/thesummit/


Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 02:30 PM (W+vEI)

204 Trump lecturing Schumer on border security.

http://tinyurl.com/yc7j77cr

Look at Schumer's body language. Slouched forward, smirking, only looking at Trump occasionally. Schumer couldn't have more contempt for Trump if he tried, and he's showing it.

--

I didn't have the sound on, but it looked like PDT was giving Schumer a scolding. Chuckie usually looks more demonic to me, and here he seems...kinda old.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 11, 2018 02:31 PM (JoUsr)

205 There aren't enough Jews for a second Israel. Besides sticking it in the Middle East is a terrible idea, the people there hate Jews.

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 02:32 PM (h5Df3)

206 So as a white man, why should it particularly matter to me who is or isn't anti-semitic? Can anyone give me a reason?
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at December 11, 2018 02:18 PM (1m0bM)
------------

How about maybe because these people would have no problem if Israel was wiped off the map? They'd be all for a few million deaths if it brought peace to the world. Then, when that doesn't work, well, they're already working overtime to make sure the white man is next in line after the evil Joooos.

Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at December 11, 2018 02:23 PM (IlV2p)
----------------------------------

Strange how history doesn't repeat itself but it rhymes. Original Nazis went after all the weak and disabled, they went all in on eugenics and eliminating defectives. Who is "Defective" is in the eyes of those who are in power, no?

So now the international left is deciding who is to be destroyed, and of course jews top their list but all traditional Americans are on that list too.

Posted by: Boots at December 11, 2018 02:32 PM (e9omi)

207 >>199 Milana Vayntrub That's one fine looking Jew - Adam Sandler Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2018 02:29 PM (gmo/4)

Female: 1
Homosexualist: 1

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2018 02:32 PM (Bdeb0)

208 Someguy: Only a pure hearted Jew, awoken by the rage of 25% automatic gratuity for tables of 8 or more, can achieve the transformation to Superjew and a credit score that is over 9000.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 02:32 PM (DKEfE)

209
Wouldn't it be xoobs or xits?



Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:30 PM (ycWCI)
I vote against 'xits' unless you're going to use the Mexican "x" and pronounce it as "hua". Which is kind of difficult - huaits?
But 'z'? No no no no no. Well, in the case of some women, I guess it sort of applies.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:32 PM (37IEG)

210 I didn't have the sound on, but it looked like PDT was giving Schumer a scolding. Chuckie usually looks more demonic to me, and here he seems...kinda old.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 11, 2018 02:31 PM (JoUsr)
----------------

My favorite part was Nancy P. lecturing the President on coming in good faith.

Uh, no, Nancy, that's a lie and you maybe know that. (I say "maybe" because Nancy may be so far gone mentally she really can't tell the truth from a lie)

Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at December 11, 2018 02:33 PM (IlV2p)

211 I remember a time that I couldn't convince Ace that anti-semitism was 'a thing', anymore.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 02:33 PM (FQdp6)

212 Irish Jew. Paddy Chayefsky?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2018 02:33 PM (OLCnA)

213 Zweater Mellonz?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:34 PM (ycWCI)

214 211
I remember a time that I couldn't convince Ace that anti-semitism was 'a thing', anymore.





Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 02:33 PM (FQdp6)
Well, it kinda died down for a while, till President Obama and his Chicago buddies like King Louie brought it back into vogue.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:34 PM (37IEG)

215

EM ROSH HASHANA FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at December 11, 2018 02:35 PM (GEhPL)

216 213
Zweater Mellonz?



Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:34 PM (ycWCI)
Why do I like this? I don't know, but I do. I can SEE them.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:35 PM (37IEG)

217 The Superjew transformation would give you a huge frizzy Jewfro, though. We don't usually do the whole "blonde hair green eyes" thing.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 02:36 PM (DKEfE)

218 >>Well, it kinda died down for a while,


Do tell.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 02:36 PM (FQdp6)

219 There are some rumblings in the feminist coven that perhaps they've gone too far with the anti Joo thing and maybe, just maybe, transexual men competing in women's contests isn't all that and a scoop of chocolate sauce.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2018 02:36 PM (39g3+)

220 Strange how history doesn't repeat itself but it rhymes. Original Nazis went after all the weak and disabled, they went all in on eugenics and eliminating defectives. Who is "Defective" is in the eyes of those who are in power, no?

-

Remember how that Special Olympics joke just slipped immediately out during that Obama interview like it was clearly an old go-to mocking?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at December 11, 2018 02:36 PM (aTcbm)

221 211 I remember a time that I couldn't convince Ace that anti-semitism was 'a thing', anymore.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 02:33 PM (FQdp6)

Well, if you are giving grievance mongers the barest veil of the doubt, you would think if we are at the point of considering the plight of transgenders and dragonkin, you would have long discarded one of the primary actual discriminations in history.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:36 PM (ycWCI)

222 Well, it kinda died down for a while, till President Obama and his Chicago buddies like King Louie brought it back into vogue.

Yeah racism was kind of dying out entirely, then we got the most virulently racist president in the last 50 years in office and well...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2018 02:37 PM (39g3+)

223 110


Why do you hate my people?

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex at December 11, 2018 02:08 PM (jYje5)

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Your people? Mentally-challenged grifters?

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 11, 2018 02:37 PM (1RoAT)

224 212 Irish Jew. Paddy Chayefsky?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2018 02:33 PM (OLCnA)



Sidney Aaron Chayefsky. He got the nickname "Paddy" in the Army.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 02:37 PM (/9p9e)

225 217 The Superjew transformation would give you a huge frizzy Jewfro, though. We don't usually do the whole "blonde hair green eyes" thing.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 02:36 PM (DKEfE)

You break the dreams of many Japanese youngsters.

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 02:37 PM (h5Df3)

226 217 The Superjew transformation would give you a huge frizzy Jewfro, though. We don't usually do the whole "blonde hair green eyes" thing.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 02:36 PM (DKEfE)
--------------

Heh. Diplomad talked about having a Jewfro back in the day.

Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at December 11, 2018 02:37 PM (IlV2p)

227 I remember a time that I couldn't convince Ace that anti-semitism was 'a thing', anymore.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 02:33 PM (FQdp6)

It went dormant for a while, but came back in the guise of "anti-Zionism" and BDS. Now it's the same old shit witv a new name.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 11, 2018 02:37 PM (J+mig)

228 195 The womens march would be full on anti-white if they didn't need the numbers.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2018 02:29 PM (r+sAi)
---------------------------------------
Money. Connections to white-led and funded "foundations" and "community organizers."

They could get the numbers easily, especially if they stretch the PoC label really far --- which they already do.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 02:37 PM (Rxduq)

229 Anti-Semitism is like a Brooks Bros suit. It may not be the hit fashion of the season, but it never goes out of style amongst certain groups.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 02:38 PM (DKEfE)

230 211 I remember a time that I couldn't convince Ace that anti-semitism was 'a thing', anymore.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 02:33 PM (FQdp6)


Back in the day ... Maet would ban Ace for this shit he's throwing out now. Whatevs - its CBDoSHQ anyway.

Posted by: B.Eadie at December 11, 2018 02:38 PM (e8bkP)

231 Well, it kinda died down for a while, till President Obama and his Chicago buddies like King Louie brought it back into vogue.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:34 PM (37IEG)

I don't think it ever did: like libs not wanting to be called 'Socialist', they were merely biding it's time, waiting til they could wear their prejudice openly.

Someone paying attention would have said that this would always be the case once the left decided to openly embrace Islam as a benighted cause.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:38 PM (ycWCI)

232 229 Anti-Semitism is like a Brooks Bros suit. It may not be the hit fashion of the season, but it never goes out of style amongst certain groups.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 02:38 PM (DKEfE)


"Hey, Meester! Mit two pair pants, even!"

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 02:38 PM (/9p9e)

233 199 Milana Vayntrub That's one fine looking Jew - Adam Sandler Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2018 02:29 PM (gmo/4)



Female: 1

Homosexualist: 1

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2018 02:32 PM (Bdeb0)

Gentile men, we can change her team affiliation. We have the technology...

Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2018 02:39 PM (gmo/4)

234 222
Well, it kinda died down for a while, till President Obama and his Chicago buddies like King Louie brought it back into vogue.



Yeah racism was kind of dying out entirely, then we got the most
virulently racist president in the last 50 years in office and well...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2018 02:37 PM (39g3+)


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: That No Chin AG at December 11, 2018 02:39 PM (ymnmz)

235 Remember how that Special Olympics joke just slipped immediately out during that Obama interview like it was clearly an old go-to mocking?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at December 11, 2018 02:36 PM (aTcbm)
---------------------------

I'd forgotten about that - Barky made fun of the Special Olympics during an interview with Leno I think. And all the good little leftists laughed on cue.

Posted by: Boots at December 11, 2018 02:39 PM (e9omi)

236
Sidney Aaron Chayefsky. He got the nickname "Paddy" in the Army.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 02:37 PM (/9p9e)

So, was this like calling a big guy 'Tiny'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:39 PM (ycWCI)

237 233
Gentile men, we can change her team affiliation. We have the technology...

Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2018 02:39 PM (gmo/4)


Can you construct a clit as big as Johnny Wadd's wad?

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 02:40 PM (/9p9e)

238
Jews are always the canary in the coal mine.

They may come for them first, but then they are definitely coming for you.
---------------------------------
Who owns the coal mine?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2018 02:40 PM (2LelM)

239 Well, knock me down with a feather!

Honestly, I haven't been so surprised since the last time the sun rose in the east!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 11, 2018 02:40 PM (CPk08)

240 The Coal Mine is owned by the government.

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 02:41 PM (h5Df3)

241 >>Female: 1

>>Homosexualist: 1


I studied linguistics under a cunning lesbian.

I can bring her back.

Also : Cookies. And pudding.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 02:41 PM (FQdp6)

242 Congrats to The Tablet for figuring out what everyone else has known for two fucking years.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2018 02:41 PM (RIKJa)

243 236
Sidney Aaron Chayefsky. He got the nickname "Paddy" in the Army.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 02:37 PM (/9p9e)

So, was this like calling a big guy 'Tiny'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:39 PM (ycWCI)

"During World War II, Chayefsky joined the United States Army, where he received both a Purple Heart and the nickname "Paddy". The nickname was given spontaneously when he was awakened at dawn for kitchen duty. Although actually Jewish, he asked to be excused to attend Mass. "Sure you do, Paddy," said the officer, and the name stuck."

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 02:41 PM (/9p9e)

244 Back in the day ... Maet would ban Ace for this shit he's throwing out now. Whatevs - its CBDoSHQ anyway.
Posted by: B.Eadie at December 11, 2018 02:38 PM (e8bkP)

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Speaking of COBS,

Did anybody see that Gabes Nevertrump tweets made the Brett Bair report yesterday??

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 02:42 PM (8XRCm)

245 That's one of the tragedies of modern liberalism. Racial relations were clearly getting better. Did we eradicate racism? Or course not. You can't. But we were on the right track.

The Intersectionality Olympics have set us back to damn near pre-segregation attitudes.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 02:42 PM (DKEfE)

246 Although actually Jewish, he asked to be excused to attend Mass. "Sure you do, Paddy," said the officer, and the name stuck."
Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 02:41 PM (/9p9e)

A-ha. The more you know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:42 PM (ycWCI)

247 Any white women or Jewish women who join the Woman's March need to be abused like that. It's the one remaining thing that might wake them up.

I'd also say they deserve to be treated like that, and I'm sure the more masochistic ones with pretensions to self-guilt would agree that that's what they deserve, albeit for opposite reasons.

But if this is what these masochists want, I say let them have access to it and enjoy it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2018 02:43 PM (/qEW2)

248 Be altruistic, white guy. Stand up for these people who, as a rule, do not raise their voice on your behalf. Nah, that's getting old. Just one more group making demands on whitey.

I don't hate them, but I also don't see why I'm supposed to go out of my way on their behalf. Reciprocity matters. And constant demands with no return wear thin quickly.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at December 11, 2018 02:43 PM (UE8f6)

249 Dammit. I should have used 'And now you know... the Rest of the story.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:43 PM (ycWCI)

250 Does Kyrsten Sinema get to take the +1 Homosexualist exemption, or are bisexualists not allowed that exemption?

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2018 02:43 PM (Bdeb0)

251 Is The Tablet decent most of the time? The only other story of theirs I saw was a massive takedown of that NYC political candidate who lied about being Jewish, and that was a great expose.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 02:43 PM (DKEfE)

252 Although actually Jewish, he asked to be excused to attend Mass. "Sure you do, Paddy," said the officer, and the name stuck."

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 02:41 PM (/9p9e)



A-ha. The more you know.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:42 PM (ycWCI)

And now you know the rest of the story. This is Paul Harvey; good day!

Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2018 02:44 PM (gmo/4)

253 >>>So as a white man, why should it particularly matter to me who is or isn't anti-semitic? Can anyone give me a reason?
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at December 11, 2018 02:18 PM
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The Bible command us to be Nationalists. Specifically Christ commands us to take care of our own families and nation's first before strangers and the rest of the world - and considers neglecting that command worse than not believing.

Part of being a Nationalist means you believe every Nation (people) deserves their own Country (land) and State (political entity).

The State of Israel is Country of the Jewish Nation. I support that and if you are a Nationalist you should too. What do you think would happen if say the 1967 borders we're re-inacted or the right of return allowed? We all recognize Israel would be exterminated. That's bad.

Now it's fair to argue exactly where that should be on your list of priorities, yes. Obviously it's going to be higher or lower depending on your situation.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at December 11, 2018 02:44 PM (NQmi1)

254 250 Does Kyrsten Sinema get to take the +1 Homosexualist exemption, or are bisexualists not allowed that exemption?
Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2018 02:43 PM (Bdeb0)

Are there intersecionality tax returns?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:44 PM (ycWCI)

255 That's one of the tragedies of modern liberalism. Racial relations were clearly getting better. Did we eradicate racism? Or course not. You can't. But we were on the right track.

The Intersectionality Olympics have set us back to damn near pre-segregation attitudes.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 02:42 PM (DKEfE)
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Because then there's no raison d'etre for leftists and commies and haters. If the problems are solved, who needs all those unemployed problem solvers?

Plus all the younger people who didn't live through the days of rage of the 60's & 70's and wanted to experience it firsthand. Back when things were real or something.

Posted by: Boots at December 11, 2018 02:44 PM (e9omi)

256 "Smegma crazies to the left! The gate! Gayboy berserkers, to the gate! "

Stop calling me a berserker!!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 11, 2018 02:45 PM (XkVXQ)

257 Zaklog: We're white too, genius. Unless you have some theories you learned from Farrakhan that you'd like to share with the class?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 02:45 PM (DKEfE)

258 Does Kyrsten Sinema get to take the +1 Homosexualist exemption, or are bisexualists not allowed that exemption?
Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2018 02:43 PM (Bdeb0)

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Acording to the chart, both are a +4:

https://tinyurl.com/y97355yt

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 02:45 PM (AzW6q)

259 Yeah racism was kind of dying out entirely, then we got the most virulently racist president in the last 50 years in office and well...


I'm still the King.

Posted by: Woodrow Wilson at December 11, 2018 02:45 PM (OElGY)

260 251
Is The Tablet decent most of the time? The only other story of theirs I
saw was a massive takedown of that NYC political candidate who lied
about being Jewish, and that was a great expose.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 02:43 PM (DKEfE)

It's worth reading. It's basically trad-Jewy, which is to say progressive but in a conservative way. What the Forward used to be, minus Marx.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 11, 2018 02:46 PM (CPk08)

261 >>Are there intersecionality tax returns?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:44 PM (ycWCI)

If she uses bisexuality to refuse Zod's cross-pollination program of her and Quim Acosta to create the Uber-Lesbian, she's withholding.

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2018 02:46 PM (Bdeb0)

262
They could get the numbers easily, especially if they stretch the PoC label really far --- which they already do.
__________________

Just let in the 158 million (or more) third-worlders who say they want to "migrate" here, and it won't be a problem.

I guess Nanzi figures she'll be dead by then, so it won't matter to her. Just like she figures she'll be dead by the time the trillions of dollars in debt that she and her idiot accomplices in congress have run up comes due.

Why should she give a shit? She's old and senile and she's not going to have to deal with any of the consequences of the horrible policies she has foisted off on the nation.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2018 02:46 PM (fqUgw)

263 It's worth reading. It's basically trad-Jewy, which is to say progressive but in a conservative way. What the Forward used to be, minus Marx.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 11, 2018 02:46 PM (CPk0

Never heard 'trad-Jewy' before. Made me think of Star Wars for some reason.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:47 PM (ycWCI)

264 244 Back in the day ... Maet would ban Ace for this shit he's throwing out now. Whatevs - its CBDoSHQ anyway.
Posted by: B.Eadie at December 11, 2018 02:38 PM (e8bkP)

-----

Speaking of COBS,

Did anybody see that Gabes Nevertrump tweets made the Brett Bair report yesterday??
Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 02:42 PM (8XRCm)


Mabel has a byline over at The Federalist. Eh.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 02:47 PM (/9p9e)

265 222
Well, it kinda died down for a while, till President Obama and his Chicago buddies like King Louie brought it back into vogue.



Yeah racism was kind of dying out entirely, then we got the most
virulently racist president in the last 50 years in office and well...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2018 02:37 PM (39g3+)
I agree with some of the points above. Human nature isn't ever going to let that shit go, but at least it got quiet.
When it gets quiet people don't get all tied up in it and unless you're a real believer asshole it's not on your mind all the time.
Barry surfaced it, attached it to us white guys, and made us the root cause of all the worlds problems while telling his how non-racist he was.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:47 PM (37IEG)

266
Mabel....

*snort*

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 02:48 PM (8XRCm)

267 248 Be altruistic, white guy. Stand up for these people who, as a rule, do not raise their voice on your behalf. Nah, that's getting old. Just one more group making demands on whitey.

I don't hate them, but I also don't see why I'm supposed to go out of my way on their behalf. Reciprocity matters. And constant demands with no return wear thin quickly.
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at December 11, 2018 02:43 PM (UE8f6)
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You could say the same for a good chunk of the American population.

Best guess: You're not much into Jews.

Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at December 11, 2018 02:48 PM (IlV2p)

268 "I thought the Micks were the super whites. Some of
those guys are so white they spontaneously combust on a sunny day at the
beach. Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2018 01:58 PM (gmo/4) "
Why, yes. Yes we are super white. In addition to near-colorless skin, God also bestowed upon us super strong bones so we can ground pound anyone who objects to our glue-flesh.
Now excuse me. I need to apply more sunscreen.

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at December 11, 2018 02:49 PM (al6UK)

269 And Israel is busy being the vanguard against Islamic barbarism but I guess us Jews just aren't keeping up our end of the bargain.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 02:49 PM (DKEfE)

270 Fake Flake just voted no on Federal judge for 8th circuit. Luckily no other defections so Pence came in and broke the tie.

Man, I can't wait for Flake and Corker to be gone.

Posted by: WisRich at December 11, 2018 02:49 PM (G0vdT)

271 Vanguard? I thought we were exiting the Middle East. Wouldn't that make them rearguard?

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 02:50 PM (h5Df3)

272 Mabel....

*snort*
Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 02:48 PM (8XRCm)

A couple of friends named their daughter Mabel. I told them if they wanted to go old school, go for Estelle or Adeline.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2018 02:50 PM (ycWCI)

273 Flake is the worst kind of weasel.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 11, 2018 02:51 PM (jUVms)

274 I thought I saw somewhere, maybe here on the ONT - according to Gallup there are 750 million 3rd worlders, across the globe who want to migrate. And most want to come to the USA.

What the hell? Western Civilization would collapse, and that appears to be the plan. Destroy civilization and return to feudal days, when a small elite governed the unwashed masses. The on worlders have a plan and Crooked Hillary was supposed to win and keep up her end of the plan. Same way Merkel, May, Macros, et al have been doing.

Posted by: Boots at December 11, 2018 02:51 PM (e9omi)

275 Also, europe. Something seems to be going wrong with this plan(albeit in hilarious fashion to people I don't care for).

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 02:51 PM (h5Df3)

276 and then there was the time Trump led a whole parade of Jews to the death camps, by posing as Grand Marshall ... Tricky Hitler/Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y8d8fw87

Posted by: illiniwek at December 11, 2018 02:51 PM (Cus5s)

277 I'll believe we're actually disengaging from the ME when it actually happens. And us leaving doesn't remove the problems from the region.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 02:51 PM (DKEfE)

278 273 Flake is the worst kind of weasel.
Posted by: Seems Legit at December 11, 2018 02:51 PM (jUVms)



Well...it's right there in the name.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 02:52 PM (NLLmE)

279 269
And Israel is busy being the vanguard against Islamic barbarism but I
guess us Jews just aren't keeping up our end of the bargain.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 02:49 PM (DKEfE)
I'm a fallen Catholic by birth, but I think the whole 'jew' hate thing is just jealousy.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:52 PM (37IEG)

280 Vanguard? Wasn't that Fields group?

Posted by: The Mutilator at December 11, 2018 02:52 PM (ONTQu)

281 271
Vanguard? I thought we were exiting the Middle East. Wouldn't that make them rearguard?


Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 02:50 PM (h5Df3)
Holding action, a centuries long holding action.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:53 PM (37IEG)

282 270 Fake Flake just voted no on Federal judge for 8th circuit. Luckily no other defections so Pence came in and broke the tie.

Man, I can't wait for Flake and Corker to be gone.
Posted by: WisRich at December 11, 2018 02:49 PM (G0vdT)

Has Flake given any reason other than Trump?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 11, 2018 02:53 PM (MkcN1)

283 279 I'm a fallen Catholic by birth, but I think the whole 'jew' hate thing is just jealousy.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:52 PM (37IEG)

It is.

Goyim Inferiority Complex.

The Rest of Us (TM) can't stand not being as smart, as adaptable, or as successful as the Tribe.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 11, 2018 02:54 PM (UnA8+)

284 Nude Russo-Frog Thread

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 02:54 PM (OElGY)

285 @breaking9111 11m

BREAKING: Gunshots in Strasbourg, France leaves several injured, French fire department says - Reuters

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2018 02:55 PM (ZejZP)

286 I'm a fallen Catholic by birth, but I think the whole 'jew' hate thing is just jealousy.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:52 PM (37IEG)

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We can help with that.

Posted by: The Clapper at December 11, 2018 02:55 PM (IlV2p)

287 I'm a fallen Catholic by birth, but I think the whole 'jew' hate thing is just jealousy.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 02:52 PM (37IEG)

They're a convenient target for all sorts of people for all sorts of things. It's the default prejudice.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 02:55 PM (NFEMn)

288 >>>274 I thought I saw somewhere, maybe here on the ONT - according to Gallup there are 750 million 3rd worlders, across the globe who want to migrate. And most want to come to the USA.

What the hell? Western Civilization would collapse, and that appears to be the plan. Destroy civilization and return to feudal days, when a small elite governed the unwashed masses. The on worlders have a plan and Crooked Hillary was supposed to win and keep up her end of the plan. Same way Merkel, May, Macros, et al have been doing.

Posted by: Boots at December 11, 2018 02:51 PM (e9omi)
________
Their goal is not feudalism.

Their goal is Tower of Babel - to destroy all God's Nations and unite them as one undifferentiated mass. Babylon.

The globalist are satanic

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at December 11, 2018 02:55 PM (NQmi1)

289 Zaklog the Great

No, so great!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2018 02:56 PM (AllCR)

290 Has Flake given any reason other than Trump?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 11, 2018 02:53 PM (MkcN1)


He wants a bill sent up to Trump for his signature that would prohibit Trump from firing Chief Inspector Mueller.

Yes, I realize that is both unconstitutional and idiotic but that is the sort of reasoning driving the Never Trump train.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 02:56 PM (hLRSq)

291 289-Make that NOT so great!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2018 02:57 PM (AllCR)

292 independent.co.uk

"At least one person has been killed and a number of others injured after somebody opened fire near a Christmas market in the French city of Strasbourg, according to the local fire department."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2018 02:57 PM (ZejZP)

293 It's a very, very large brain idea to troll a member of a body that will have weather-machine power in a month!

Posted by: Alexandria "1/1024" O-C at December 11, 2018 03:02 PM (ctuyM)

294 248
Be altruistic, white guy. Stand up for these people who, as a rule, do
not raise their voice on your behalf. Nah, that's getting old. Just one
more group making demands on whitey.



I don't hate them, but I also don't see why I'm supposed to go out
of my way on their behalf. Reciprocity matters. And constant demands
with no return wear thin quickly.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at December 11, 2018 02:43 PM (UE8f6)
..
Yeah! What the fuck have Jews ever done for anyone else?!.
fuckindildobreath


Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 11, 2018 03:06 PM (CPk08)

295 I see the steal whitey's property campaign in South Africa is going swimmingly well.. So I guess the give a guy a casino program fizzled out..

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 03:10 PM (ICWiF)

296 257 Hello, fellow white person.

https://___oat.com/uploads/2bb90e8976/71307.png

After about the10th time, it stops being funny.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at December 11, 2018 04:25 PM (UE8f6)

297 Hmmm, the URL didn't post. Try again:

https://tinyurl.com/y9datzcx

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at December 11, 2018 04:28 PM (UE8f6)

298 294 Please tell me about all the prominent Jews standing up against the flood of anti-white hatred. Even Ben Shapiro is happy to sell us out to the "browning of America" (although he's much more picky about Israel.)

But go ahead. I'll wait.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at December 11, 2018 04:40 PM (UE8f6)

299 "They refused to even put anti-Semitism in the unity principles".
Not so sure about that.

Posted by: PG at December 11, 2018 07:22 PM (iqCkn)

300 298 What? The Prominent Jews have not formally reassured you of their views on this subject? Why, the Elders will be outraged at this lapse in White People Relations.How about the Influential Norwegians? Or the Famous Baptists? Surely you've heard from them?

Incidentally an argument that attempts to be convincing while citing "Even Ben Shapiro" is not convincing. Try Jen Rubin next time.

Posted by: GalosGann at December 11, 2018 07:32 PM (Dl9Eq)

301 300 Okay, so you can't name one Jewish person of any significance who pushes back on anti-white hatred, but as a white person I'm supposed to be terribly upset by people hating Jews . . . because?

Do you really not see the problem here?

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (GJdmj)

Trump: Let's Debate the Wall in Public, Now
Pelosi and Schumer: No Let's Hide the Debate and Stage-Manage It
Leftwing Media and Cucks: This is Terrible, Why Won't Trump Agree to Stage-Manage the Democratic Process?

Worth the watch.



The leftwing media and their cuck cocktail party plus ones are beside themselves over this.

Doesn't Trump know that Democracy is supposed to be stage-managed? How can you have a successful Failure Theater production without a script?

DOESN'T TRUMP KNOW WHAT HE'S DONE?!

THE PLEBIANS AND DEPLORABLES GOT TO SEE ACTUAL DISSENT. THIS MAY CAUSE THEM TO NOT HAVE CONFIDENCE IN THEIR LEADERSHIP STRUCTURES!!!!!

You can't know how ebola is really transmitted because that might cause a lack of confidence in the NIH.

You can't know how the FISA was obtained because that might cause a lack of confidence in the IC and FBI.

The people need to be Made Confident in their betters or else the whole system falls apart!!!!

Guys -- our Betters really cannot bear too much direct scrutiny. If the Deplorables and the Garbage People see the low quality of the alleged Betters we might have a Yellow Jackets situation on our hands.

All hands -- GET THIS UNDER CONTROL.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:50 PM




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1 Hey!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 12:48 PM (cqNba)

2 Too late they realize that Trump wasn't there to do normal politics.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 12:49 PM (hLRSq)

3 Schumer is so damn slimy. Pelosi looks like a dried up lizard. And they have power over us. Ugh.

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 12:49 PM (a0IVu)

4 Trump is still playing chess.
Pelosi is dropping her checkers

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 12:49 PM (cqNba)

5 THIS is why I'm not setting my hair on fire over the Dem's having the House.

Trump knows how to play.

Also, I don't have hair.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 12:50 PM (xJa6I)

6 Trump has spent his entire adult life doing deals with people much tougher and more ruthless than Chuck and Nancy.

They chose poorly.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 12:50 PM (/tuJf)

7 Epic Trump throw down... They didn't know what hit them!

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 12:50 PM (O2RFr)

8 Solid gold. Trump is throwing haymakers.

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2018 12:51 PM (h5Df3)