Jake Clapper: The Serious Objective Newsman That Conservative Fanbois Invite Every Day Into Their Mouths

Jake Clapper reporting.

Wednesday on CNN's "The Lead," host Jake Tapper said President Donald Trump is continuing to erode the "basic lines of human decency."

Tapper said, "There are basic lines of human decency, norms to which society generally agrees and to which we adhere, and we continue to see the Trump presidency eroding these lines. Some of the people marching alongside Nazis in and the Klan Charlottesville were very fine people, President Trump said, as he drew a line of moral equivalence of those who protested days after one of those Nazis drove purposefully into a crowd and killed Heather Heyer. Or last fall after U.S. Senate candidate Roy Moore was credibility accused by women of having sexually abused them when they were in high school. One of the victims as young as 14. Republicans withdrew their support for Roy Moore, except for President Trump, who doubled down. To this list of those marching alongside Nazis and those accused of sexually abusing children, the White House has added someone accused by two ex-wives of spousal abuse."

He continued, "White House officials have been generally aware of the accusations that White House Staff Secretary Rob Porter has beaten his ex-wives. Today the White House is still standing by Porter, attesting to his character and his excellence."

He added, "Before we begin today's report, I just wanted to once again note a further erosion of standards for what I thought we had all agreed was not ok, not acceptable, not moral, white supremacist rallies, child molesters, domestic abusers. Another moment where the White House is, sadly, no longer considered a place of the highest standards in the land, but rather a place where our national standards are being degraded."

As streiff said, approximately, it is inexplicable how such a low-charisma, low-watt progressive Salon writer has turned "conservative" men into fanbois possessed of an intensity that verges on the homoerotic.

Posted by: Ace at 06:39 PM




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1 Pi'd

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 08, 2018 06:35 PM (RuIsu)

2 oh shut up, Jake. Nothing comes close to what Clinton did in the WH. And Lord only know what went on there during the Obama years.

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 06:35 PM (a0IVu)

3 Tapper is cool name.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 06:35 PM (LiyEm)

4 I don't remember agreeing to anything like that Tapper.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 06:35 PM (0tfLf)

5 But I thought the democrats liked homos.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 08, 2018 06:35 PM (IuYIh)

6 His wife is an abortionist scum

Posted by: Malcolm Tex at February 08, 2018 06:36 PM (30L8P)

7 sheesh - tick that billy goat

Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 08, 2018 06:36 PM (fftfA)

8 Shut up Jake. You're drunk.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 08, 2018 06:36 PM (dUJdY)

9 I want that tappin' my uvula

Posted by: Poppin' Fresh Morrissey (no relation) at February 08, 2018 06:36 PM (6FqZa)

10 Yeah, Jake, Hillary and Bill set such high standards both in and out of the WH that we've never been able to recover the pristine morality they represented.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2018 06:36 PM (8+Ozj)

11 I do find that his list of charges basically boils down to Trump not being pissed enough about bad things OTHER PEOPLE DID.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 08, 2018 06:37 PM (fftfA)

12 Dangit!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 08, 2018 06:37 PM (9dWxJ)

13 If we HAD national standards, we sure wouldn't be tolerating ol' Jake, now, would we?

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2018 06:37 PM (7UW64)

14 Funny how this "decency" speech never happened when it was revealed Hillary purposely kept on a serial sexual harasser and overruled her staff to keep him on.

Posted by: Maritime at February 08, 2018 06:37 PM (lKmt3)

15 Eventually somebody's gonna find the skeletons in Tapper's closet.

Posted by: davidt at February 08, 2018 06:37 PM (Q7isT)

16
Fake Fapper. Hank Kimball called; he wants his face back.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 06:38 PM (mbhDw)

17 This is really such a progressive complaint 1) someone said/did something bad 2) you didn't object strenuously enough about that thing 3) You tacitly agree to that thing, and are equally guilty.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 08, 2018 06:38 PM (fftfA)

18 He can slide his dinghy into my slip anytime.

Posted by: Bill K. at February 08, 2018 06:38 PM (nILVB)

19 The MFM squirrels are now rather mangy and listless.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 06:38 PM (p8Rx3)

20 I would pay real money for Jake Tapper to face Kurt Schlichter in the Octagon.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 08, 2018 06:38 PM (xJa6I)

21 3 Tapper is cool name.
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 06:35 PM (LiyEm)


Probably changed from "Tepper" which is Polish Jewish. Proud of his heritage. /s

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 06:39 PM (mbhDw)

22 Lines like with a pencil?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 08, 2018 06:39 PM (ks6bw)

23 Jake Tapper is practically the Jim Comey of journalists.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 06:39 PM (hUqh+)

24 Speaking of people losing substantial cred:

https://tinyurl.com/ybjh7xhg

Ugh. Why did we defend this piece of shit during a disastrous presidency, when more than any other factor it paved the way for Dog-eater?

Posted by: trev006 at February 08, 2018 06:39 PM (jRA31)

25 I'm happy for Jake that he thinks he's the fucking Hall Monitor of the world.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 06:39 PM (HgMAr)

26 Norms like some guys from Cheers?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 08, 2018 06:39 PM (ks6bw)

27 I'm watching Jennifer Love Hewitt boob's in a low cut mini dress now, I forgot my point but I don't care.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 08, 2018 06:39 PM (6Ll1u)

28 No reaction from Tapper about Sarsour, Farrakhan, Bill Clinton and Hugo Black.

Hmm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 06:40 PM (mbhDw)

29 if one of my coworkers was accused of hitting his spouse, i would not expect him to be fired. That is a matter for the legal system to handle.

And does this mean that no company can ever hire Rob Porter again?





Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2018 06:40 PM (vChNs)

30 So... "Life at sea", basically?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 08, 2018 06:40 PM (e9G8E)

31 (16) Alvy Moore, is that you?

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 08, 2018 06:40 PM (RuIsu)

32 Funny how this "decency" speech never happened when it was revealed Hillary purposely kept on a serial sexual harasser and overruled her staff to keep him on.

Intern BJs. In the Oval Office.

Running guns to Mexican cartels. From the DOJ.

Delivering pallets of cash. To mullahs that defenestrate gay people.

Save it, Jake. You're just a preening asshat.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 06:40 PM (p8Rx3)

33 I wanted Rob Porter to walk in today in a wife beater and yell Stella at the top of his lungs

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 08, 2018 06:40 PM (n+6mJ)

34 Some of the people marching alongside Nazis in and the Klan Charlottesville were very fine people, President Trump said,

GEE, HASN'T THE ACLU REPRESENTED NAZIS IN THE PAST ON FREE SPEECH GROUNDS? Doesn't that make them Nazis, too?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2018 06:40 PM (oVJmc)

35 Heather Heyer was not hit by the car. She died of a heart attack.

Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 06:40 PM (g4lFK)

36 after one of those Nazis drove purposefully into a crowd and killed Heather Heyer.


Except it was some guy fleeing from AntiFA thugs who panicked, jumped into his car to get away, and hit another car that in turn hit Heather Heyer. But hey, when has Jakey Tapper ever told the truth?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 06:41 PM (ujg0T)

37 Boils down to, if you are not sufficiently outraged, you are guilty of supporting something...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 08, 2018 06:41 PM (NgKpN)

38 Even Democrats wonder what Nancy Pelosi was ranting about

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/288190/

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 06:41 PM (LiyEm)

39 Yet when progressives do/say something bad 1) Who what? I barely know that guy. 2) Well, you can't possible hold me accountable for a few bad apples 3) Old news, lets move on. 4) really, he WAS a bad person last week, but look how sorry he is now. I forgive him. 5) Silence.

Literally Bill Fucking the intern Clinton is still a respected member of the democratic party along with Hillary "colluded with FBI to throw the election, defended rapists, alcoholic" Clinton was you presidential candidate.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 08, 2018 06:41 PM (fftfA)

40 Another moment where the White House is, sadly, no longer considered a place of the highest standards in the land, but rather a place where our national standards are being degraded."
............

This too, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 06:41 PM (HgMAr)

41 Mmmmm. Love me some Jake.

Posted by: Billy Kristol at February 08, 2018 06:41 PM (bB4HN)

42 24 Speaking of people losing substantial cred:

https://tinyurl.com/ybjh7xhg

Ugh. Why did we defend this piece of shit during a disastrous presidency, when more than any other factor it paved the way for Dog-eater?

Posted by: trev006 at February 08, 2018 06:39 PM (jRA31)


For the exact same reason we supported McCain and Romney.

Worse alternative.

Posted by: jwb7605 at February 08, 2018 06:41 PM (DofIg)

43 36 after one of those Nazis drove purposefully into a crowd and killed Heather Heyer.


Except it was some guy fleeing from AntiFA thugs who panicked, jumped into his car to get away, and hit another car that in turn hit Heather Heyer. But hey, when has Jakey Tapper ever told the truth?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 06:41 PM (ujg0T)

You left out ARMED AntiFa Thugs.... with GUNS... or at least one has bragged that he was so armed.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 08, 2018 06:42 PM (NgKpN)

44 "Don't say it! Don't you fvcking say it!!"

"J-J-J-Jake-Off!"

Posted by: Goodfellahs at February 08, 2018 06:42 PM (Q7isT)

45 Tapper, who sprays slander around like a gay man with dysentery sprays feces, finds Trump to be indecent.

FOAD, Jake

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 08, 2018 06:42 PM (xJa6I)

46 Perhaps the next time some liberal is accused of being a sex pest we can just hang them and due process be gone.

Posted by: Rose at February 08, 2018 06:43 PM (30UCB)

47 Hmm Jake Fapper, what if there was an entire religion devoted to following the "teachings" of their prophet -- a prophet that took a wife that was only 6 or 7 years old but allowed her to remain in her parents home until she was 9 or 10 when the marriage was consummated in what has become one of the holiest cities?

Does that draw your ire or do you only publicly denounce "safe" targets you coward.

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 08, 2018 06:43 PM (Q/rPc)

48 I guess intentionally targeting and gunning down Republican lawmakers is just a normal day in Y and Trump's fault.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 06:43 PM (2DOZq)

49 35
Obese chain smokers participating in unlawful assemblies and obstructing roadways would be well advised to steer clear of armed commies waving rifles who are trying to channel traffic.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 06:43 PM (fA1SL)

50 Just remembe,all these assholes are preaching to the choir.Their audience gets more and more....select.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 06:43 PM (LiyEm)

51 Did Jake say this shit about execs at NBC over Matt Lauer?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2018 06:43 PM (oVJmc)

52 16
Fake Fapper. Hank Kimball called; he wants his face back.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 06:38 PM (mbhDw)

I want to take his face....off.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 08, 2018 06:43 PM (xJa6I)

53 I just wanted to once again note a further erosion of standards for what I thought we had all agreed was not ok, not acceptable, not moral, white supremacist rallies, child molesters, domestic abusers

You forgot "cat jugglers".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2018 06:44 PM (8gDQu)

54 Trump's real crime is not dancing to their tune.

Posted by: Jake at February 08, 2018 06:44 PM (vChNs)

55 *giggles*

*snaps selfie with Louis Farrakhan*

Posted by: President Cock Curious at February 08, 2018 06:44 PM (wEG78)

56 The Klan and Nazis versus AntiFa in Spookyville Va was Honeypot op to Divide and Conquer and solidify white people (who are all racist and Supremisists) as the enemy.



Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 06:44 PM (g4lFK)

57 I really hope and pray that November is a Big Red Flood in support of Trump.

That's really the only thing that will get the Dims and their accessories to change to a more reality based opposition.

If they win even a little bit we'll be in for more of the same for 3-7 more years.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 08, 2018 06:44 PM (E3rQ4)

58 Oh, and if there was any lingering doubt, yeah, Tapper's just another one of the MFM geniuses that reads whatever is on the teleprompter.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 06:44 PM (p8Rx3)

59 Lies, damned lies, and the "news".

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 08, 2018 06:44 PM (oVWx5)

60 Or last fall after U.S. Senate candidate Roy Moore was credibility accused by women of having sexually abused them when they were in high school
***
Bill Clinton admitted to sexually harassing one women and all but admitted to raping another. So...can we consider anyone who is a Clinton supporter beyond the pale?

Note, not of the Clinton accusers falsified a signature of their rapist...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 08, 2018 06:45 PM (Z8FFX)

61 Might want to watch out tossing those rocks around, given the glass walls and all.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 08, 2018 06:45 PM (DB+mR)

62 One thing you have to admire about progressive assholes, they have got ballsacks the size of Jupiter to say this stuff with a straight face.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 08, 2018 06:45 PM (fftfA)

63 how such a low-charisma, low-watt progressive Salon writer has turned "conservative" men into fanbois possessed of an intensity that verges on the homoerotic.
...........

I have no idea what you're talking about. But it sounds sexy.

Posted by: Shep at February 08, 2018 06:45 PM (HgMAr)

64 Fake Jasper also worked at MTV News, That BASTION of news

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 06:46 PM (y3aQB)

65 The Klan and Nazis versus AntiFa in Spookyville Va was Honeypot op to Divide and Conquer and solidify white people (who are all racist and Supremisists) as the enemy.



Posted by: Monk

And they didn't even bother to cover the paper trail tying the organizer to Occupy and TFG's campaign.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 08, 2018 06:46 PM (HScFq)

66 This is for Jake,from when SNL used to be funny

https://youtu.be/hCOSejS1SSY

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 06:46 PM (LiyEm)

67 Or last fall after U.S. Senate candidate Roy Moore was credibility accused by women of having sexually abused them when they were in high school
========

Accused

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 08, 2018 06:46 PM (nILVB)

68 I was warning people about Tapper back when he asked Barky one semi-tough question and half the conservatives declared him a hero.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2018 06:46 PM (8gDQu)

69 By the way, what is happening with the Charlottesville trial?

Last I heard the defendant was going to claim Ameri-Fa attacked his car causing him to floor it.

Note: We have video evidence Ameri-Fa attacked his car.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 08, 2018 06:46 PM (Z8FFX)

70 My old school father only beat me a few times and they were almost always over the one sister who provoked me: Only a cunt hits a girl!

That said one Porter wife alleges that he pulled her out of the shower. That's it for the physical. She filed for a restraining order to get him kicked out of THEIR apartment

It looks like he hit wifey one, left-handed. True shiner. But years ago

There also might be weird Mormon shit behind this and/or
an FBI leak from his security clearance application

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 08, 2018 06:47 PM (n+6mJ)

71 Also speaking of eroding the lines of basic decency, most agree Lincoln was a great President. But Lincoln was so irritated by George Francis Train that he remarked Train "reminded him of the Irishman's description of soda water, 'a tumbler of piss with a fart in it'."

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 08, 2018 06:47 PM (Q/rPc)

72 Who's this streiff fellow?

Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2018 06:47 PM (UdKB7)

73 Seems like a lot of Alabama Republicans agreed with Tapper.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 06:47 PM (2DOZq)

74 This is Stormy Daniels, part 2. The left has found someone obscure who they can implicate in something or over, and now this is supposed to thing that gets All Right Thinking People to reject Trump.

Except this is even more pathetic than Stormy, since they cannot allege that Trump had anything to do with this scandal, or even with this previously unknown staffer, who mainly worked with Kelly.

They're really trying to leverage this into an attack against Kelly, since they haven't been able to come up with anything against him before. Although even in this case, the allegations were about events that happened many years before Kelly ever met the man.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 06:47 PM (V2Yro)

75 You take that back you bigot! That man is a god and his taint is as pure as the driven snow and as sweet as honey!

Posted by: Allah P. at February 08, 2018 06:47 PM (vAhZZ)

76 And Grandma Robinson practiced voodoo (Santeria) in the Obama White House.


Tell me more about the 'highest standards in the land,' Jake.

*assumes Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka facial expression*

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 08, 2018 06:47 PM (QLvwG)

77 Tapper, you LIE!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2018 06:48 PM (hyuyC)

78 CRAP ON
CRAP OFF
THE CRAPPER.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 06:48 PM (UCeQo)

79 Credibly accused.Jake Tapper has been credibly accused of having a low IQ....

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 06:48 PM (LiyEm)

80 By the way, what is happening with the Charlottesville trial?

Last I heard the defendant was going to claim Ameri-Fa attacked his car causing him to floor it.

Note: We have video evidence Ameri-Fa attacked his car.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 08, 2018 06:46 PM (Z8FFX)


People blocking the roads deserve to be run over if the cops won't arrest them and drag them away.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2018 06:48 PM (8gDQu)

81 I just wanted to once again note a further erosion of standards for what I thought we had all agreed was not ok, not acceptable, not moral, white supremacist rallies, child molesters, domestic abusers


But enough about the Kennedys.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2018 06:49 PM (oVJmc)

82 The only thing that will cause the Dems to become reality based is their commie leaders going to jail.

Posted by: gNewt at February 08, 2018 06:49 PM (zfFAh)

83 I don't know if anyone still wants to discuss the news from Vogue that Lena Dunham is infertile at 31. My willow'd thoughts:

She is one of my most despised celebs, yet I pity her and her heartbreak. Endometriosis is not fun. As a 30-something who has not yet had kids but wants to, I worry about fibroids, PCOS and infertility causing havoc when I finally try.

I've always felt a little bad for her. In her lunatic ravings it's obvious she wants traditional feminine things--like getting married in a big white dress, a family--but liberal feminism has taught her it is shameful to want them. The voice of a generation is above petty plebial desires! The mental schism of reconciling all of this has worked itself in deep it seems.

Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 06:49 PM (hvf9s)

84 17 This is really such a progressive complaint 1) someone said/did something bad 2) you didn't object strenuously enough about that thing 3) You tacitly agree to that thing, and are equally guilty.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 08, 2018 06:38 PM (fftfA)


Sort of like the inverse of "You didn't clap hard enough for Comrade Stalin's speech."

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2018 06:49 PM (sdi6R)

85 lol Jake Tap-out

The MEDIA who have been undermining civic norms for year.
The MEDIA who have been raising up the indecent and attacking decency for years.
The MEDIA who normalize the abnormal and shame the normal.

And Jake From Deep State Farm thinks it's a new thing and Trump's fault.

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2018 06:49 PM (EzdLW)

86 Posted by: Ignoramus at February 08, 2018 06:47 PM (n+6mJ)

Kind of weird that he would be the one taking the picture of the shiner. Sounds like he does have an anger management issue with the ladies even if it's not physical.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 06:49 PM (2DOZq)

87 Seems like a lot of Alabama Republicans agreed with Tapper.

Oh, FFS. Yeah, it was an exquisitely timed hit job on an already imperfect candidate.

Strange or Brooks would have beaten Jones by 35 points. I will wager substantial money that Doug Jones is not a US Senator in January, 2021.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 06:50 PM (p8Rx3)

88 Tapper is from Philly so he was on local radio to bask in the Eagles win. He id'd the 3 locations of his dad's medical practice, and that his mom lives at 2nd and Carpenter. That's the benefit of being a leftist - you can reveal your loved ones' places without fear of reprisal.

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 06:50 PM (0LaWm)

89 65 The Klan and Nazis versus AntiFa in Spookyville Va was Honeypot op to Divide and Conquer and solidify white people (who are all racist and Supremisists) as the enemy.



Posted by: Monk

And they didn't even bother to cover the paper trail tying the organizer to Occupy and TFG's campaign.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 08, 2018 06:46 PM (HScFq)

Same with Spooky Dicky Spencer and his love of Marx and Communism. He literally talks about it. His wife is a commie from Russian. He is the mouth piece for Aleksandr Gelyevich Dugin.

Marxists all of them. Name the enemy to fight the enemy.

It's so

Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 06:50 PM (g4lFK)

90 oh shut up, Jake. Nothing comes close to what Clinton did in the WH. And Lord only know what went on there during the Obama years.
Posted by: IC



Kennedy years.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2018 06:51 PM (3CXto)

91 Lena wants to get pregnant? For what, so she can kill the baby?

Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2018 06:51 PM (UdKB7)

92 I don't call them Antifa. I call them Procom.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 06:51 PM (2DOZq)

93 Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 06:49 PM (hvf9s)

You are a much nicer person than I.

She is dysfunctional, and its a good thing she will not be raising children.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 08, 2018 06:51 PM (NgKpN)

94 Man, Rand Paul is killing it on C-Span!!!!!

I really like what he's saying......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 08, 2018 06:52 PM (br2jI)

95 CNN: Arbiter of decency and defender of cuckolding***

***--THIS HAPPENED.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 06:52 PM (p8Rx3)

96 The drinks they serve at CNN isn't just water

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 08, 2018 06:52 PM (aC6Sd)

97 They're really trying to leverage this into an attack against Kelly, since they haven't been able to come up with anything against him before. Although even in this case, the allegations were about events that happened many years before Kelly ever met the man.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 06:47 PM

=================================


I am so hoping Gen. Kelly does a press conference about this and rips the WH Press Corpse a new one. Just like he did during the Gold Star Family / Fredorica Wilson kerfuffle.

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2018 06:52 PM (EzdLW)

98 Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 06:49 PM (hvf9s)

I think your comments were a compassionate and empathetic approach to the situation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2018 06:52 PM (8+Ozj)

99 was not ok, not acceptable, not moral, white supremacist rallies, child molesters,

======

Re: White supremacist rallies - the Comstituion says otherwise, asshole.

Re: child molesters - did you clear that with your partys constituent group, NAMBLA, before writing it?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 08, 2018 06:52 PM (nILVB)

100 And I know - whataboutism. But at what point is it literally whatabout ? Why tdoes Tapper and the others give a routine pass on stuff that is 100 times worse from the Dems?

I mean just take Pelosi. She is unarguably mentally ill. She keeps calling Trump "Bush" for one thing. She has said, and defended, all sorts of nutty things in her career. Yet I have trouble recalling Tapper ever having a discouraging word for her.

Look, I don't WANT Trump to get a tongue bath from the media a la Obama. What I WANT is a cynical, curmudgeon news reporter on gives it with both barrels to both sides.

I will just barely accept a news reporter that simply reports - here are the facts.

I do not like a reporter that favor just one side or the other, but I will accept it as long as they are honest about it.

But what I WILL NOT accept is a newsreader that presumes to take on the mantle of objectivity and fairness, and then proceed to be as nonobjective and unfair as humanly possible.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 08, 2018 06:52 PM (fftfA)

101 Maybe Tapper can worry about the complete elimination of journalistic standards that has become S.O.P. of the crybaby class.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2018 06:52 PM (oVJmc)

102 And if Trump has so eroded standards, why was Tapper so comfortable blabbing about his folks' whereabouts?

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 06:53 PM (0LaWm)

103 I was talking to a dimwit today who voted for the Beast and all, and he was talking about how bad things are. He started telling me about what we need is someone like Eisenhower who managed the invasion of Europe.

So I said, "Gosh, yeah, wouldn't it be great if we could have a President who has a degree from a top rated school of economics?" to which he nodded in agreement. "And someone who has a lot of experience managing major projects?" I continued, and he nodded his head even more.

Then I slapped myself on the head and said, "Oh, wait, we already do!" And he looked puzzled. Had no idea what I was talking about. When I told him those two things described Trump he denied any knowledge of those things and said maybe he ought to take another look at Trump.

The stupid is wide and the stupid is deep, but at least some people are slow-w-wly starting to wake up and smell the kovfefe.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 06:53 PM (md3fh)

104 83 I don't know if anyone still wants to discuss the news from Vogue that Lena Dunham is infertile at 31. My willow'd thoughts:

She is one of my most despised celebs, yet I pity her and her heartbreak. Endometriosis is not fun. As a 30-something who has not yet had kids but wants to, I worry about fibroids, PCOS and infertility causing havoc when I finally try.

I've always felt a little bad for her. In her lunatic ravings it's obvious she wants traditional feminine things--like getting married in a big white dress, a family--but liberal feminism has taught her it is shameful to want them. The voice of a generation is above petty plebial desires! The mental schism of reconciling all of this has worked itself in deep it seems.
Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 06:49 PM (hvf9s)

Well, she chose her side in this culture war. Yes her parents were a 'piece of work' and clearly warped her.

She wants her cake and to eat it too.

If she changes, makes real change -inside and out- I'll take a second look at her problems. I can't spare empathy on someone who won't offer it back.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 08, 2018 06:53 PM (xJa6I)

105 Wasn't Porter or whatever his name was on the staff before he became Kelly's aide?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2018 06:53 PM (8+Ozj)

106 85 lol Jake Tap-out

The MEDIA who have been undermining civic norms for year.
The MEDIA who have been raising up the indecent and attacking decency for years.
The MEDIA who normalize the abnormal and shame the normal.

And Jake From Deep State Farm thinks it's a new thing and Trump's fault.
Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2018 06:49 PM (EzdLW)

Yup.. its the MEDIA who push the transgender bathroom crap.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 08, 2018 06:53 PM (NgKpN)

107 The role of Porter will be played by Male Gibson.

Posted by: Eromero at February 08, 2018 06:53 PM (zLDYs)

108 88: Another good reason to hate that third world shithole.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 08, 2018 06:54 PM (KP5rU)

109 >>> His wife is an abortionist scum
Posted by: Malcolm Tex at February 08, 2018 06:36 PM (30L8P)

I forget how all these people twist together in the web of evil. The incest of journalists, lobbyists and politicians. Thanks for the important reminder.

To think I had a crush on Jake Tapper once; misspent youth. I've upgraded to Tucker, much better!

Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 06:54 PM (hvf9s)

110 Rule 3: They always project

Assemblywoman leading #MeToo movement at California Capitol accused of sexual misconduct

"An outspoken California lawmaker who has been at the forefront of the Capitol's anti-sexual harassment movement is herself reportedly under investigation for groping a legislative staff member."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 06:54 PM (UCeQo)

111 http://bit.ly/2FYUyqy
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Judicial Watch Sues FBI For Documents on Comey Book Deal, Coordination Before Senate Intel Testimony

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 06:54 PM (y3aQB)

112 I know Jake, right? I certainly remember all those standards during pussy hats, BLM openly threatening cops, Obama supporting cop killers, Obama supporting Iranian nukes, The party of BenGahzi and protecting running guns to Cartles in Mexico , getting dozens killed at our borders and at theirs and beyond.

So let's talk about STANDARDS, standards for sure.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 06:54 PM (Z8j2x)

113 "Kind of weird that he would be the one taking the picture of the shiner. Sounds like he does have an anger management issue with the ladies even if it's not physical."

As a matter of evidence, as it is presented in a court of law, it should be pointed out that a picture of a shiner does not in any way prove the cause of that shiner.

And I can say, having seen records of quite a few divorce cases, in any contested divorce the man is ALWAYS accused of things like this. Doesn't mean it's not true, but it is a standard tactic of any divorce lawyer to load up the case with allegations of abuse. Makes the settlement a lot better, and scares the man out of any jury trial on the merits.

So, what they have pulled on Ron Porter is the same thing that can be hung around the neck of almost any man who has ever been through a bad divorce.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 06:54 PM (V2Yro)

114 Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2018 06:51 PM (UdKB7)

Right? Didn't she say something to that affect not too long ago?

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 08, 2018 06:54 PM (dUJdY)

115 A pregnant Lena would be like what, three fiddy?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 08, 2018 06:54 PM (6Ll1u)

116 if the guy beat his wife, was there a police report?

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 06:54 PM (0LaWm)

117 shut up Jacob

Posted by: x at February 08, 2018 06:54 PM (nFwvY)

118 88 Tapper is from Philly so he was on local radio to bask in the Eagles win. He id'd the 3 locations of his dad's medical practice, and that his mom lives at 2nd and Carpenter. That's the benefit of being a leftist - you can reveal your loved ones' places without fear of reprisal.
Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 06:50 PM (0LaWm)

So far.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 08, 2018 06:55 PM (xJa6I)

119 poor jake on the wrong side of multiple murderers

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 06:55 PM (Z8j2x)

120 Before I put my reading glasses on, it looked like that CNN show was "The Load"... but that sounds about right to me.

Posted by: Nicky Two Knocks at February 08, 2018 06:55 PM (+glSG)

121 Where was Jake when mobs were attacking people attending Trump rallies? Standing back with the cops who were doing nothing about it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2018 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

122 A pregnant Lena would be like what, three fiddy?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

That's not da tree fiddy I meant.

Posted by: Loch Ness Monster at February 08, 2018 06:56 PM (HScFq)

123 http://bit.ly/2FYUHKC
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Uranium One Informant Attorney: Clintons Can Attack All They Want, But My Client Has the Truth

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 06:56 PM (y3aQB)

124 I wonder if Jake has ever seen those videos of parents making their toddler children scream Fuck Trump etc etc etc?

I wonder if he thinks that is something our society deems as not moral.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 08, 2018 06:57 PM (nILVB)

125 Jake the party of accepting the jailing of a poor egyptian video maker to cover For his princess Hillary.


jake with standards

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 06:57 PM (Z8j2x)

126 Actually, Fapper's rant is indicative of the fact that they no longer control the messaging of what Rush calls "the daily soap opera." We're on to them. They know it. We know it. And they know that we know it.

Petty, insignificant little man.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 06:57 PM (mbhDw)

127 Reminder that Kony 2012 had an operative in SpookyVille, Va. What is the coincidence?

Short answer: Brennan Gilmore

Guy worked for the State Department in Africa. One of the key figures in the whole Kony 2012 thing. Some speculate he's CIA and was working to destabilize the region (the whole reason for Kony 2012)

Well, Brennan just happens to be in Charlottesville and just happens to witness the Charger incident. He subsequently just happens to becomes the primary witness on all the MSM outlets steering the perception and narrative of the incident.

Here's just one article by him:
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/08/14/ what-i-saw-in-charlottesville-could-be-just-the- beginning-215487

Could he be plying his trade domestically now? sure seems like the same tactics and M.O. at work here. Seems rather convenient he just happens to be at the center of the Charger incident, at least in how it's doled out to the public.

Thoughts? Seems fishy to me.

Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 06:57 PM (g4lFK)

128 Yeah Jake doesn't remember the attacks at Trump rallies.

poor Jake printing the news He wants You to believe

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 06:58 PM (Z8j2x)

129 115 A pregnant Lena would be like what, three fiddy?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 08, 2018 06:54 PM (6Ll1u)


A miracle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 06:58 PM (mbhDw)

130 Assemblywoman leading #MeToo movement at California Capitol accused of sexual misconduct

"An outspoken California lawmaker who has been at the forefront of the Capitol's anti-sexual harassment movement is herself reportedly under investigation for groping a legislative staff member."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 06:54 PM (UCeQo)




Dyke harassment? I'm guessing....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 06:58 PM (ujg0T)

131 Stephen Douglas described Abraham Lincoln as a "hatchet-faced nutmeg dealer"


"John Adams is a hideous hermaphroditical character with neither the force nor the firmness of a man nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman." -- Thomas Jefferson

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 08, 2018 06:58 PM (Q/rPc)

132 Jake you can sod off. But first go take a lip lock on say Shep Smith's love muscle; and after that for dessert, go visit Anderson Cooper.

But seriously Jake, it is a mistake for you to talk about "standards" since you wouldn't recognize and follow one if it bit you in the backside.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 08, 2018 06:58 PM (Sda6L)

133 Let's hope Judge Moore sues the shit out of him personally. (BTW, helping the Dems beat Moore certainly took that stick away from the left with which to beat the GOP, eh guys?)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2018 06:58 PM (ewxPW)

134 Who the heck likes Jake Tapper....I find him the smarmiest of the smarms. He always has an air of condescension...bordering on Kristol-lite. 1-10 on intellect I'd put him at a 5.

Posted by: Dixiegal at February 08, 2018 06:58 PM (skqYQ)

135
Jake:

Steve Scalise, softball field, Dick Durbin's associate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 06:59 PM (mbhDw)

136 I don't know if anyone still wants to discuss the news from Vogue that Lena Dunham is infertile at 31. My willow'd thoughts:

Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 06:49 PM (hvf9s)

*types

*deletes

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 06:59 PM (48QDY)

137 Jake the party of attacking a plumber for asking the wrong question of His king.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 06:59 PM (Z8j2x)

138 what I thought we had all agreed was not ok, not acceptable, not moral, white supremacist rallies

--

remind me again as to when we all agreed to this

Posted by: The ACLU at February 08, 2018 06:59 PM (vChNs)

139 Thanks Don Q and FenelonSpoke. My niceness about it is probably that I'm in exactly her same shoes right now. If I had my heir and spare all sorted out, I might be of a different mindset.

Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 06:59 PM (hvf9s)

140 Jake the party of accepting the jailing of a poor egyptian video maker to cover For his princess Hillary.


jake with STATE FARM

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 06:57 PM (Z8j2x)

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 06:59 PM (HgMAr)

141 When I told him those two things described Trump he
denied any knowledge of those things and said maybe he ought to take
another look at Trump.

The stupid is wide and the stupid is deep, but at least some people are slow-w-wly starting to wake up and smell the kovfefe.


Posted by: Ruthless


Yeah, he didn't have any intention of doing that, he just couldn't think of a graceful way out of the predicament you put him in. People can fool themselves indefinitely. In this case, I'm sure your friend thinks he's a hardheaded advocate for truth. He's not.

Posted by: pep at February 08, 2018 07:00 PM (LAe3v)

142 Hey Tapper...want to know where standards have been complete lost? Look around your office and in the mirror.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 07:00 PM (0tfLf)

143 Before I put my reading glasses on, it looked like that CNN show was "The Load"... but that sounds about right to me.
Posted by: Nicky Two Knocks

"The Choad with Jake Tapper"

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 08, 2018 07:00 PM (HScFq)

144 131 Stephen Douglas described Abraham Lincoln as a "hatchet-faced nutmeg dealer"



"nutmegging", incidentally, was a term for miscegenation in those days.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 07:00 PM (ujg0T)

145 Butthurt, Jake? Put some ice on it.

Posted by: Bill at February 08, 2018 07:00 PM (Q7isT)

146 I'm sick of these assholes.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 07:00 PM (NWiLs)

147 Let's ask Rand Paul about the change in what's acceptable.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2018 07:00 PM (oVJmc)

148 Brian Kilmeade got HANDLED by Jonah Goldberg. Those two don't like each other.

Posted by: pep at February 08, 2018 07:01 PM (LAe3v)

149 i wonder if Jake ever watched those Rallies where they decapitate presidents, and threaten jews?

that's Not us Jake, that's you

i remember no post pointing out such hate and disgusting behavior and ideas.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:01 PM (Z8j2x)

150 116 if the guy beat his wife, was there a police report?
Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 06:54 PM (0LaWm)

Restraining order.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 07:01 PM (2DOZq)

151 Butthurt, Jake?
======

My butt cannot be hurt.

Tell them, Shep.

Posted by: Jake at February 08, 2018 07:01 PM (nILVB)

152 Jake's giving us a preview of the MSM's campaign themes next fall.

Trump = GOP candidates = sexual harassers = white supremacism

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2018 07:02 PM (EzdLW)

153 Juck Take Fapper.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at February 08, 2018 07:02 PM (Ftuf+)

154 hope Judge Moore sues the shit out of him personally. (BTW, helping the Dems beat Moore certainly took that stick away from the left with which to beat the GOP, eh guys?)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2018 06:58 PM (ewxPW)

This x 1000000

Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 07:02 PM (g4lFK)

155 what's she wearing?

a Mao suit.

she sounds hideous.

Posted by: x at February 08, 2018 07:02 PM (nFwvY)

156 Restraining order.
Posted by: Willie Nailher at February




was there also a police report?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 08, 2018 07:02 PM (MTjB1)

157 My friend (actually just an acquaintance) is a victim of the treasonous, poisonous, disgusting mainstream press of which Jake Tapper the subject du minute is merely a tiny flake of Schiff.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:02 PM (md3fh)

158 Jake:

Steve Scalise, softball field, Dick Durbin's associate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 06:59 PM (mbhDw)

let's just shove all of this down his adhd head.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:02 PM (Z8j2x)

159 Burn the bridges Ace because there's no going back.

For any of us.

*furrowed brow*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2018 07:03 PM (4ErVI)

160 139 Thanks Don Q and FenelonSpoke. My niceness about it is probably that I'm in exactly her same shoes right now. If I had my heir and spare all sorted out, I might be of a different mindset.
Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 06:59 PM (hvf9s)

Yes... but you are an Ette... which proves beyond a doubt that a child would at least have a fighting chance with you as a Parent.

Lena? She sexually abused her younger sister, and bragged about it...

Sorry... don't want her having children...

Judgmental of me, I know... but there it is.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 08, 2018 07:03 PM (NgKpN)

161 That's the benefit of being a leftist - you can reveal your loved ones' places without fear of reprisal.
Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 06:50 PM (0LaWm)

Yet we fear parking our car, with a MAGA bumper sticker, in the wrong place.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 07:03 PM (48QDY)

162 116 if the guy beat his wife, was there a police report?
Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 06:54 PM (0LaWm)

Restraining order.
Posted by: Willie Nailher

Cuz ex-wives have never falsely filed restraining orders to get a one-up in family court.,

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 08, 2018 07:03 PM (HScFq)

163 Tapper Isa shitstain

Posted by: Roger Erickson at February 08, 2018 07:03 PM (A4rYg)

164 "John Adams is a hideous hermaphroditical character with neither the force nor the firmness of a man nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman." -- Thomas Jefferson

Well Jefferson is a mean-spirited, low-lived fellow, the son of a half-breed Indian squaw, sired by a Virginia mulatto father. So there.

Posted by: John Adams at February 08, 2018 07:03 PM (hvf9s)

165 Forget it Jake, it's vagina town.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 07:03 PM (+1EJs)

166 Lena could always adopt. There are lots of candidates down at the no-kill animal shelter.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:03 PM (md3fh)

167 Gee, Jake, I remember when it was considered wrong to use the law-enforcement agencies for political espionage-- of course, that was longer ago than you're willing to admit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2018 07:04 PM (oVJmc)

168 https://youtu.be/Bfw8fWUQKnE?t=48

Stay plastered and not in the good way.

Posted by: Buckley CallBack at February 08, 2018 07:04 PM (FhXTo)

169 156 Restraining order.
Posted by: Willie Nailher at February




was there also a police report?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 08, 2018 07:02 PM (MTjB1)

Exactly.

But there should be records of the application if seeking an ex parte one from a judge even with no police report.

Where is the paper trail of court documents that any family court would have?

Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 07:04 PM (g4lFK)

170 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 08, 2018 07:04 PM (KCxzN)

171 164
"John Adams is a hideous hermaphroditical character with neither the
force nor the firmness of a man nor the gentleness and sensibility of a
woman." -- Thomas Jefferson



Well Jefferson is a mean-spirited, low-lived fellow, the son of a
half-breed Indian squaw, sired by a Virginia mulatto father. So there.

Posted by: John Adams


Y'all can both just suck my d***.

Posted by: Snoop Dogg at February 08, 2018 07:05 PM (LAe3v)

172 Butthurt, Jake?
======

My butt cannot be hurt.

Tell them, Shep.

Posted by: Jake at February 08, 2018 07:01 PM (nILVB)
...........

not with his noodle dick anyway

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 07:05 PM (HgMAr)

173 "An outspoken California lawmaker who has been at the forefront of the Capitol's anti-sexual harassment movement is herself reportedly under investigation for groping a legislative staff member."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 06:54 PM (UCeQo)


Who is the poor woman she groped?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 07:05 PM (YqDXo)

174 There are basic lines of human decency, norms to which society generally agrees and to which we adhere


---

people don't marry people of the same sex
don't murder babies after 20 weeks
don't honor directors who rape 13 year olds

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2018 07:05 PM (vChNs)

175 Jake got infected by whatever is in the water cooler at CNN. I don't use this word much as it can be a bit offensive. But they are all seriously retarded at CNN. Jake is no exception.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 07:05 PM (+1EJs)

176
Jake Tapir.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 07:05 PM (mbhDw)

177 173 "An outspoken California lawmaker who has been at the forefront of the Capitol's anti-sexual harassment movement is herself reportedly under investigation for groping a legislative staff member."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 06:54 PM (UCeQo)

Who is the poor woman she groped?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 07:05 PM (YqDXo)



Great minds think alike. :-)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 07:06 PM (ujg0T)

178 Huh. This is interesting, well to me at least.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8ueyrjk

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2018 07:06 PM (sdi6R)

179 174 There are basic lines of human decency, norms to which society generally agrees and to which we adhere


---

people don't marry people of the same sex
don't murder babies after 20 weeks
don't honor directors who rape 13 year olds

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2018 07:05 PM (vChNs)

Don't have Rapists as President.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 08, 2018 07:06 PM (NgKpN)

180 When was Jake Tapper considered conservative? I'd never heard of this cuck until Trump primaries.

Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 07:06 PM (g4lFK)

181 Jake accepts the party of using govt to shut down people.

btw they started this race shit with the tea party, when people had enough of govt spending.

all the sudden everyone became a white supremist racist bigot, Because NEVER before did we complain of taxes and govt Yugeness

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:07 PM (Z8j2x)

182 Who is the poor woman she groped?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 07:05 PM (YqDXo)


Great minds think alike. :-)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 07:06 PM (ujg0T)
========

Woman. Yeah.

Posted by: Legislative Staff Service Animal at February 08, 2018 07:07 PM (nILVB)

183 well, not having beat my wife, even when she probably deserved it, I am not sure how the process works. but there are penalties for filing false police reports.

do you have to make a claim of violence being committed to get a restraining order or simply claim you are afraid of violence?

possible to get a restraining order without having to risk making false claim?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 08, 2018 07:07 PM (MTjB1)

184 Jake will be meat in the camps.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2018 07:07 PM (BfOXk)

185 Warner going behind Burr's back in Russia investigation

Posted by: REDACTED at February 08, 2018 07:07 PM (4u7kU)

186 >>> Judgmental of me, I know... but there it is.
Posted by: Don Q. at February 08, 2018 07:03 PM (NgKpN)

Well there is evidence to back up your judgment. She has furbabies and she sent one of them back to the pound for misbehaving, when all signs indicate her style of "parenting" messed it up. Not sure someone like that should be having kids anyway!

Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 07:07 PM (hvf9s)

187 And suddenly Jake Tapper snatches the mantel of "America's Conscience" from Jimmy Kimmel.

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2018 07:08 PM (EzdLW)

188 yeah back in the day when a President was playing with His assistant in the Oval office..
That's class, right Jake?

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:08 PM (Z8j2x)

189 66 This is for Jake,from when SNL used to be funny

https://youtu.be/hCOSejS1SSY

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 06:46 PM



Or better I think...Jake you ignorant slut!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 07:08 PM (0tfLf)

190 Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 08, 2018 06:52 PM (fftfA)

"Whataboutism" is the cry of the intellectually challenged who are either incapable of defending their hypocrisy. Or unwilling, knowing their argument is undermined but refusing to admit it.

Posted by: Sjg at February 08, 2018 07:08 PM (gDSJf)

191 "John Adams is a hideous hermaphroditical character with neither the force nor the firmness of a man nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman." -- Thomas Jefferson

---

a little practice and he could have written horde-worthy content

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2018 07:08 PM (vChNs)

192 I've done it now...
I finally got the bride to read AOSHQ.
I warned her about the proclivities of the Horde.
But she just finished the post on Chelsea and she's howling.
Quote: "I'm reading the Morning Report before I do anything to start the day"

Posted by: browndog at February 08, 2018 07:08 PM (bGMOs)

193 White privilege has obviously extended to Wendy's now. Don't order the Jr. Bacon Cheese Burgers. The non-white people inside are waiting for you and they'll fuck you out of your bacon! You won't know it until you get home, because they are so nice and sweet at the window, but you'll be fucked out of your bacon. They substitute extra mustard for the bacon, and if you order the chili, which used to be pretty good when the white kids used to work there, you'll be fucked on that too. Fair warning. I'm not saying that your experience will be the same, but I have noticed a change in the way that the fast-food places are doing business these days. Time to start going back to the grocery store, I guess, and cooking and mess with their bottom lines.

Posted by: goon at February 08, 2018 07:09 PM (EaQ6/)

194 Identitarian movement is the ultimate divide and conquer Marxist bullshit. Kill it with fire.

Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 07:09 PM (g4lFK)

195 183 well, not having beat my wife, even when she probably deserved it, I am not sure how the process works. but there are penalties for filing false police reports.

do you have to make a claim of violence being committed to get a restraining order or simply claim you are afraid of violence?

possible to get a restraining order without having to risk making false claim?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 08, 2018 07:07 PM (MTjB1)

All you have to do if you're a woman is say you feel unsafe. Boom, restraining order. And false DV reports are RARELY prosecuted.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 07:09 PM (NWiLs)

196 When was Jake Tapper considered conservative? I'd never heard of this cuck until Trump primaries.

Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 07:06 PM (g4lFK)


IIRC, a very long time ago, Dennis Miller (sort of a pseudo-conservative clown) thought highly of Jake Tap-Tap. I should have connected the dots way back then.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2018 07:09 PM (gwPgz)

197 When Jake was the WH correspondent he always wore the knee pads but on occasion he wouldn't swallow.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 08, 2018 07:10 PM (UbVvc)

198 don't honor directors who rape 13 year olds Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2018 07:05 PM (vChNs)

What about when the 13 year old is asking for it? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at February 08, 2018 07:10 PM (hvf9s)

199 174 There are basic lines of human decency, norms to which society generally agrees and to which we adhere


---

people don't marry people of the same sex
don't murder babies after 20 weeks
don't honor directors who rape 13 year olds

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2018 07:05 PM (vChNs)

Don't have Rapists as President.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 08, 2018 07:06 PM (NgKpN)
............

Don't wear a blue muumuu to the beach and face your fupa into the wind

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 07:10 PM (HgMAr)

200 This x 1000000
He might have thought the "credibly accused" covered his ass but the outright statement, "I thought we had all agreed was not ok, not acceptable, not moral,
white supremacist rallies, child molesters, domestic abusers" is pretty clear about (supposed) guilt.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2018 07:10 PM (ewxPW)

201 Who is the poor woman she groped?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


A dude.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 07:10 PM (UCeQo)

202 Jake does a weekly call in on a morning talk show (1210am) in Philadelphia, I have heard it often and there he usually comes across as a reasonable journalist, but seen him on tv and he comes across more as a Leftist hack.

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 08, 2018 07:10 PM (aC6Sd)

203 I so hate it when they forget we aren't as dumb as we must Look to him, and forgot all the crap and the dying all the irs's

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:11 PM (Z8j2x)

204 White privilege has obviously extended to Wendy's now. Don't order the Jr. Bacon Cheese Burgers. The non-white people inside are waiting for you and they'll fuck you out of your bacon! You won't know it until you get home, because they are so nice and sweet at the window, but you'll be fucked out of your bacon. They substitute extra mustard for the bacon, and if you order the chili, which used to be pretty good when the white kids used to work there, you'll be fucked on that too. Fair warning. I'm not saying that your experience will be the same, but I have noticed a change in the way that the fast-food places are doing business these days. Time to start going back to the grocery store, I guess, and cooking and mess with their bottom lines.
Posted by: goon at February 08, 2018 07:09 PM (EaQ6/)

Chic Fitet and local restaurants only.

98% of the time I prepare and cook my food at home.

I know the score since 2008.

Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 07:11 PM (g4lFK)

205 I didn't say he has a dick in his mouth. I said he sounds like he has a dick in his mouth.

Posted by: BignJames at February 08, 2018 07:11 PM (0+nbW)

206 It doesn't sound like Porter was ever charged w/assault, not even under domicile law.

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 07:11 PM (0LaWm)

207 Brian Kilmeade got HANDLED by Jonah Goldberg.

Goldberg and the rest of the pearl clutchers at NRO can go shit in their hats.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 07:11 PM (p8Rx3)

208 Judgmental of me, I know... but there it is.
Posted by: Don Q. at February 08, 2018 07:03 PM (NgKpN)


One of my many pet peeves about the Left is their having made rendering judgment to be a bad thing. Adults render judgment all the time. We're asked to render judgment on our Representatives every two years, on our President every four years, and our Senators every six years.

So be as judgmental as you like. Discriminating (in the original, literate understanding of that word) between what is good, what is bad, and what is indifferent, is exactly what adults do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

209 I don't know if anyone still wants to discuss the news from Vogue that Lena Dunham is infertile at 31. My willow'd thoughts:

She is one of my most despised celebs, yet I pity her and her heartbreak. Endometriosis is not fun. As a 30-something who has not yet had kids but wants to, I worry about fibroids, PCOS and infertility causing havoc when I finally try.

I've always felt a little bad for her. In her lunatic ravings it's obvious she wants traditional feminine things--like getting married in a big white dress, a family--but liberal feminism has taught her it is shameful to want them. The voice of a generation is above petty plebial desires! The mental schism of reconciling all of this has worked itself in deep it seems.


Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 06:49 PM


I doubt the infertility is going to make much difference. Who would want to sex her up? The The only couplings she could swing would result in mutants.

Posted by: otho at February 08, 2018 07:12 PM (qGuLD)

210 I finally got the bride to read AOSHQ.
...
Posted by: browndog at February 08, 2018 07:08 PM (bGMOs)


In the long run, you probably will not regret this decision!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2018 07:12 PM (gwPgz)

211 202 Jake does a weekly call in on a morning talk show (1210am) in Philadelphia, I have heard it often and there he usually comes across as a reasonable journalist, but seen him on tv and he comes across more as a Leftist hack.
Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 08, 2018 07:10 PM (aC6Sd)


You should call in and give him a left-handed compliment to that effect:

"Hi Jake, I gotta say, you sound much less like a leftist hack on the radio than you do on TV."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 07:12 PM (mbhDw)

212 210 I finally got the bride to read AOSHQ.
...
Posted by: browndog at February 08, 2018 07:08 PM (bGMOs)

In the long run, you probably will not regret this decision!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2018 07:12 PM (gwPgz)

She'll soon realize we're gross.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 07:12 PM (NWiLs)

213 201 Who is the poor woman she groped?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

A dude.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 07:10 PM (UCeQo)


Wait - are you tellling me a Democrat politician is ... normal? Better double check that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 07:13 PM (YqDXo)

214 Jack Tapper is an ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 08, 2018 07:13 PM (uUBML)

215 Quote: "I'm reading the Morning Report before I do anything to start the day"

Posted by: browndog at February 08, 2018 07:08 PM (bGMOs)

---

so much for those wake-you-up BJs

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2018 07:13 PM (vChNs)

216 It doesn't sound like Porter was ever charged w/assault, not even under domicile law.

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 07:11 PM (0LaWm)


But, as they say, "That's not important right now!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2018 07:13 PM (gwPgz)

217 all the sudden everyone became a white supremist racist bigot, Because NEVER before did we complain of taxes and govt Yugeness
Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:07 PM (Z8j2x)

Yes... never before...

Posted by: The Whiskey Rebellion at February 08, 2018 07:14 PM (NgKpN)

218 "Respectable" left the building when BJ took all those BJs from a 22-year-old intern in the Oval Office, Jake.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 08, 2018 07:14 PM (uDcBt)

219 marching alongside supremists..

Wow Jake and i can tell you forget the reems and reems of video and pictures Of who YOU march alongside of.

contrary to what you IMPLY. people weren't at the rallies to assist supremists they were at rallies to rally strength to be free.

even You should understand that premise

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:14 PM (Z8j2x)

220 "The only couplings she could swing would result in mutants."

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!

Posted by: monkeybabyman at February 08, 2018 07:14 PM (UdKB7)

221 Brian Kilmeade got HANDLED by Jonah Goldberg.

#MeToo

Posted by: Brian Kilmeade at February 08, 2018 07:14 PM (HScFq)

222 Forget the oral, who needs a good rogering? Eh? Speak up.

Posted by: Jakes Tapper at February 08, 2018 07:14 PM (bJ0w+)

223 3.5 inches of Man-Seeking Moisture Missile!

Posted by: Jake Tapper at February 08, 2018 07:14 PM (5j7K1)

224 209
I doubt the infertility is going to make much difference. Who would want to sex her up? The The only couplings she could swing would result in mutants.
Posted by: otho at February 08, 2018 07:12 PM (qGuLD)


There's a lid for every pot, or so I'm told. It's nice that Liz can see the humanity in someone who frankly is so mind-numbingly brainwashed as to be intolerable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 07:14 PM (mbhDw)

225 210 I finally got the bride to read AOSHQ.
...
Posted by: browndog at February 08, 2018 07:08 PM (bGMOs)
...........

I hope you told her we require pics.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 07:14 PM (HgMAr)

226 Jake the party of tearing down history one statue and lie at a time.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:14 PM (Z8j2x)

227 I've done it now...
I finally got the bride to read AOSHQ.
I warned her about the proclivities of the Horde.
But she just finished the post on Chelsea and she's howling.
Quote: "I'm reading the Morning Report before I do anything to start the day"


Posted by: browndog at February 08, 2018 07:08 PM



Tell her that the west coast is usually too late for adding a lot to the morning report, but to hang in there. Our witty and insightful comments will be along once the monkey starts flinging poo.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 07:14 PM (0tfLf)

228 45
Tapper, who sprays slander around like a gay man with dysentery sprays feces, finds Trump to be indecent.



FOAD, Jake

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 08, 2018 06:42 PM (xJa6I)

...and I wonder why i can't sleep at night.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 07:14 PM (4CCz5)

229 202. I disagree Skip. I don't like the way Dom defers to him. Tapper akways spews the demunist propaganda du jour. Screw him.

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 07:14 PM (0LaWm)

230 I'm glad someone mentioned that assemblywoman, in all my working years I was always in an office setting. The ONLY employee who ever grabbed ass and was loud and proud about sex talk was, that's right, a woman. Never got any flak for it.

Posted by: flyover at February 08, 2018 07:15 PM (aUHJk)

231 207 Brian Kilmeade got HANDLED by Jonah Goldberg.

--

ME NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Shep S at February 08, 2018 07:15 PM (vChNs)

232 222 Forget the oral, who needs a good rogering? Eh? Speak up.
Posted by: Jakes Tapper at February 08, 2018 07:14 PM (bJ0w+)

Good for what Ailes you.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 07:15 PM (NWiLs)

233 Invites him into their mouths AND into their asses too.

Posted by: Kebas at February 08, 2018 07:15 PM (kwsnd)

234 205 I didn't say he has a dick in his mouth. I said he sounds like he has a dick in his mouth.
_______________________________________

And just because he has a dick in his mouth doesn't mean he is sucking it.

Posted by: Kevn Spacey at February 08, 2018 07:15 PM (arhmY)

235 I'm not sure who was more surprised , OBL when the twin towers collapsed or the Ruskies, on how hard this country has bit down on "collusion". The Ruskies must be laughing their asses off

Posted by: REDACTED at February 08, 2018 07:15 PM (4u7kU)

236 Test




Posted by: Cooldawg at February 08, 2018 07:15 PM (v+pWB)

237 Hmm, women in offices never used to grab MY ass. *sulks*

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:15 PM (md3fh)

238 231 207 Brian Kilmeade got HANDLED by Jonah Goldberg.
--
ME NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Shep S at February 08, 2018 07:15 PM (vChNs)


Easy, there. Jonah does not necessarily indicate "whale."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 07:16 PM (mbhDw)

239 There's a lid for every pot, or so I'm told. It's nice that Liz can see the humanity in someone who frankly is so mind-numbingly brainwashed as to be intolerable.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 07:14 PM (mbhDw)

There isn't.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 07:16 PM (NWiLs)

240 I've done it now...
I finally got the bride to read AOSHQ.
I warned her about the proclivities of the Horde.
But she just finished the post on Chelsea and she's howling.
Quote: "I'm reading the Morning Report before I do anything to start the day"


Posted by: browndog at February




well, whatever you do do not tell her your nic here.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 08, 2018 07:16 PM (MTjB1)

241 Lizlem, you are not wrong to feel bad at her plight, politics aside.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:16 PM (Z8j2x)

242 Too long; didn't read.

That said, I like Jake Clapper. I don't know what he said but I hope it's something along the lines of how there are basic lines of human decency, norms to which society generally agrees and to which we adhere, and that we continue to see the Trump presidency eroding these lines. That's what I think, anyway.

My opinion of Tapper personally are also favorable, but homoerotic is beyond hyperbole -- although I probably wouldn't object were he to stop by my place with some videos and wine coolers.

Posted by: WaterCow at February 08, 2018 07:16 PM (y+SdL)

243 We're gross. But we make up for it by being rude.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 07:16 PM (p8Rx3)

244 Palette cleanser:

"Missouri woman finds neighbor's dog riding pony"

with video

https://tinyurl.com/y9s7gfue

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 07:17 PM (UCeQo)

245 Is anyone watching the Olympics tomorrow night? Glad the guy who lost the coin toss over carrying the US flag turned out to be a whiny crybaby...thus proving why he deserved to lose the privilege!

Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 07:17 PM (hvf9s)

246 195 183 well, not having beat my wife, even when she probably deserved it, I am not sure how the process works. but there are penalties for filing false police reports.

do you have to make a claim of violence being committed to get a restraining order or simply claim you are afraid of violence?

possible to get a restraining order without having to risk making false claim?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 08, 2018 07:07 PM (MTjB1)

All you have to do if you're a woman is say you feel unsafe. Boom, restraining order. And false DV reports are RARELY prosecuted.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 07:09 PM (NWiLs)

To be fair and while this is true, my attorney and my last one, both young 40's, are the types to not play games and not allow them to get away with it. But them again they actually care about kids and having both parents in the child's life and holding adults accountable for their actions.

Rare I know. But some are wising up.

Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 07:17 PM (g4lFK)

247 @buzzsaw
what is this wake up BJ you speak of ?

@insomniac
She married me, she's knows gross.

@hrothgar
AOSHQ the ultimate red pill.

Posted by: browndog at February 08, 2018 07:17 PM (bGMOs)

248 so much for those wake-you-up BJs

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2018 07:13 PM (vChNs)
............

They're married already.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 07:17 PM (HgMAr)

249 My wife, may she rest in peace, used to want to be treated as though she was entitled to all of the same things that my partners wife was. She had forgotten the fact that she came very late to the game and that all of the up-hill part of the course had been run already, and that my partners wife had been there, feeding us, agonizing with us, strategizing with us, through all of those long dark days of struggle. But, it's probably my fault that I never mentioned to her that she would never really, ever, be on the inside. Loved her, but she was a dumbass.

Posted by: goon at February 08, 2018 07:17 PM (EaQ6/)

250 My heart bleeds for Lena. She can't get pregnant so she can never have that abortion she's always wished she had. Fuck. Her.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 07:17 PM (NWiLs)

251 I've done it now...
I finally got the bride to read AOSHQ.
I warned her about the proclivities of the Horde.

Posted by: browndog at February 08, 2018 07:08 PM

=================================


One of us! One of us! One of us!

Posted by: The Horde at February 08, 2018 07:18 PM (EzdLW)

252 Forget the oral, who needs a good rogering? Eh? Speak up.

Posted by: Jakes Tapper at February 08, 2018 07:14 PM (bJ0w+)


Get in line behind Pryor.

Posted by: Brando at February 08, 2018 07:18 PM (oVJmc)

253 Gayer than Jake Tapper twerking in assless chaps and nipple clamps on top of a greased up undulating Barry Obama in a San Fran bar named "HomoGenyus".

Posted by: Chico at February 08, 2018 07:18 PM (5j7K1)

254 The curling thingee looks like a rifle target.

SJW's must be pulling their purple hair out.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 08, 2018 07:18 PM (uUBML)

255 Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 07:17 PM (UCeQo)

How big is the dog? How small is the pony? I'm afraid to look.

Posted by: BignJames at February 08, 2018 07:18 PM (0+nbW)

256 251 I've done it now...
I finally got the bride to read AOSHQ.
I warned her about the proclivities of the Horde.

Posted by: browndog at February 08, 2018 07:08 PM

=================================

One of us! One of us! One of us!
Posted by: The Horde at February 08, 2018 07:18 PM (EzdLW)




Gabba Gabba Hey!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 07:18 PM (ujg0T)

257 250She can't get pregnant so she can never have that abortion she's always wished she had. ____________________________


BAM!


Posted by: The Truth at February 08, 2018 07:19 PM (arhmY)

258 Posted by: WaterCow at February 08, 2018 07:16 PM (y+SdL)

TL: DR

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2018 07:19 PM (oVJmc)

259 "basic lines of human decency."

i dunno Jake, Your buds in the media have been calling Half the country all manner of painful crap for the last couple of decades.

and Who Is indecent?
You guys have the megaphone all we could do is Listen to you.

The powerful beating up half the polpulation, Yeah That's You Jake.

woopty.

shame.on.you.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:19 PM (Z8j2x)

260 252 Forget the oral, who needs a good rogering? Eh? Speak up.

Posted by: Jakes Tapper at February 08, 2018 07:14 PM (bJ0w+)

Get in line behind Pryor.
Posted by: Brando at February 08, 2018 07:18 PM (oVJmc)


I do not believe that story. Chuck Connors and Don Rickles on the other hand...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 07:19 PM (mbhDw)

261 243
We're gross. But we make up for it by being rude.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 07:16 PM (p8Rx3)

and vulgar.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 07:19 PM (4CCz5)

262 I had to explain to my wife that my name on the Internet is Weasel, and that her name was WeaselWoman, and oh by the way I'm writing a cookbook with another woman.

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2018 07:19 PM (Sfs6o)

263 Sorry the hear that Ruthless, the guys always seemed perplexed and not sure what to do. If they responded in kind they would have been run out on a rail.

Posted by: flyover at February 08, 2018 07:19 PM (aUHJk)

264 Maybe Lena is trying to get pregnant by the wrong species. Probably a human male would be a poor match. Donkey, maybe. Giant squid? Likely. Somewhere out there is the proper genetic match for Lena.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:19 PM (md3fh)

265 230 I'm glad someone mentioned that assemblywoman, in all my working years I was always in an office setting. The ONLY employee who ever grabbed ass and was loud and proud about sex talk was, that's right, a woman. Never got any flak for it.

Posted by: flyover at February 08, 2018 07:15 PM



Sometimes its good to just turn the other cheek.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 07:19 PM (0tfLf)

266 @Diogenes
Yeah, she saw the Chimp...a true WTF moment as she scrolled past him.

Posted by: browndog at February 08, 2018 07:20 PM (bGMOs)

267 264 Maybe Lena is trying to get pregnant by the wrong species. Probably a human male would be a poor match. Donkey, maybe. Giant squid? Likely. Somewhere out there is the proper genetic match for Lena.
Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:19 PM (md3fh)


The Grays visited her in the night and even they couldn't find where to insert the long needle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 07:20 PM (mbhDw)

268 265 Sometimes its good to just turn the other cheek.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 07:19 PM (0tfLf)

Or spread. Eh, Shep?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 07:21 PM (mbhDw)

269 How big is the dog? How small is the pony? I'm afraid to look.
Posted by: BignJames


Well, corgis are corgis. The pony looks like one of those miniature ones.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 07:21 PM (UCeQo)

270 >>> The curling thingee looks like a rifle target.
SJW's must be pulling their purple hair out.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 08, 2018 07:18 PM (uUBML)

I'm excited for curling! US has a curler that looks like Mario, hah.

Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 07:21 PM (hvf9s)

271 so much for those wake-you-up BJs


This is the best argument I've seen that Conan was wrong with his "what is best in life" statements.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2018 07:21 PM (fuK7c)

272 Tapper's pretty selective about his outrage, like the fucking coward he is.

I see a lot of standards being thrown out, but it's people on his side, claiming that that Trump and his supporters are sub-human and don't have human rights.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2018 07:21 PM (oVJmc)

273 248 so much for those wake-you-up BJs

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2018 07:13 PM (vChNs)
............

They're married already.
Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 07:17 PM (HgMAr)

---

was i supposed to get them before? can i get a refund?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2018 07:21 PM (vChNs)

274 2019 is going to get ugly.

Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 07:22 PM (g4lFK)

275 262
I had to explain to my wife that my name on the Internet is Weasel, and
that her name was WeaselWoman, and oh by the way I'm writing a cookbook
with another woman.

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2018 07:19 PM (Sfs6o)

Hey I was Shitweasel here back when, but I didn't give myself that name.
Heidi still uses it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 07:22 PM (4CCz5)

276 Maybe Lena is trying to get pregnant by the wrong species. Probably a human male would be a poor match. Donkey, maybe. Giant squid? Likely. Somewhere out there is the proper genetic match for Lena.


Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:19 PM


Pretty sure she's 90% Hippopotamus.

Posted by: otho at February 08, 2018 07:22 PM (qGuLD)

277 'I had to explain to my wife that my name on the Internet is Weasel, and that her name was WeaselWoman, and oh by the way I'm writing a cookbook with another woman.'

She probably doesn't believe you and thinks you are making it all up.

Posted by: monkeybabyman at February 08, 2018 07:22 PM (UdKB7)

278
The Grays visited her in the night and even they couldn't find where to insert the long needle.


Didn't they bring a bag of flour?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2018 07:22 PM (oVJmc)

279 You should see Nancy at the Folsom Street Fair. I'd like her 4" heels! There's values in that.

Posted by: fabboi at February 08, 2018 07:22 PM (K0z2U)

280 Somewhere out there is the proper genetic match for Lena.
Posted by: Ruthless

She appears to be in the manatee family.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 08, 2018 07:22 PM (HScFq)

281 lmro, why do we even bother?

He'll never look in the mirror and see himself in that text.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:23 PM (Z8j2x)

282 Posted by: WaterCow at February 08, 2018 07:16 PM (y+SdL)


Careful Firehorse. You might get banned by a dumbass who can't catch a joke.

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2018 07:23 PM (lKs2v)

283 To crush my enemy, to see him driven before me, to feel the lips of his women on my engorged penis.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:23 PM (md3fh)

284 267. Reminds me of the cartoon - Classic Grey is in his saucer, high above the Earth, on a telescreen. He says, 'Last month, they were disemboweling gourds. This month, they're stuffing bread up a dead bird's ass. I'm telling you, we want no part of this place.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 07:23 PM (fA1SL)

285 273 248 so much for those wake-you-up BJs

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2018 07:13 PM (vChNs)
............

They're married already.
Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 07:17 PM (HgMAr)

---

was i supposed to get them before? can i get a refund?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2018 07:21 PM (vChNs)

March 14th...

Steak and a BJ Day... the Man's Valentines day.

Posted by: The Whiskey Rebellion at February 08, 2018 07:23 PM (NgKpN)

286 I don't know if anyone still wants to discuss the news from Vogue that Lena Dunham is infertile at 31. My willow'd thoughts:

She is one of my most despised celebs, yet I pity her and her heartbreak. Endometriosis is not fun. As a 30-something who has not yet had kids but wants to, I worry about fibroids, PCOS and infertility causing havoc when I finally try.

I've always felt a little bad for her. In her lunatic ravings it's obvious she wants traditional feminine things--like getting married in a big white dress, a family--but liberal feminism has taught her it is shameful to want them. The voice of a generation is above petty plebial desires! The mental schism of reconciling all of this has worked itself in deep it seems.


Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 06:49 PM

I know it's not popular with folks to talk about "God's will be done" but sometimes that's what we need to focus on. Nowadays people insist upon their will, by any means necessary, because. Because.

I wanted children, but was never able to get pregnant. Oh, I didn't explore every avenue, but it was a point of pain and sadness for a long time. Then I got with the program.

As it turned out, many wonderful things were made possible because I didn't have children. My point is, we don't know God's plan or the greater picture.

Lena makes it hard to sympathize with her, because she says such stupid and cruel things, and makes me want to say stupid and cruel things like "Oh Lena, you're just sad because you can't get an abortion." And she could turn her back on feminism if she wants. She needs to take responsibility for her own choices in life.

LizLem, I hope that you're able to have children when you're ready, but if you can't, don't allow it to ruin your life. There are many blessings out there.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 08, 2018 07:23 PM (cu8/f)

287 Dollars to donuts that the MSM are working overtime right now, digging into as many records as they can find pertaining to the personal lives of every single person working at the White House. Oh, this person is divorced, let's contact the ex, see what we can dig up. Etc.

They baldly want the Portman story to blow up into a bigger scandal.

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2018 07:23 PM (EzdLW)

288 Hey Jakey - wake me when Trump sinks to the level of having an intern give him a bj under his Oval Office desk while on the phone with diplomats...

... then lie to us about it, wagging his finger at us all for suggesting such a thing.

Because that sure as hell went quite some way toward "erode the basic lines of human decency", methinks

Posted by: DocJ at February 08, 2018 07:24 PM (7bkOX)

289 262 I had to explain to my wife that my name on the Internet is Weasel, and that her name was WeaselWoman, and oh by the way I'm writing a cookbook with another woman.
Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2018 07:19 PM (Sfs6o)

---

what's it like to get a restraining order?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2018 07:24 PM (vChNs)

290 249. she was smart enough to pick you, goonie!

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 07:24 PM (0LaWm)

291 284 267. Reminds me of the cartoon - Classic Grey is in his saucer, high above the Earth, on a telescreen. He says, 'Last month, they were disemboweling gourds. This month, they're stuffing bread up a dead bird's ass. I'm telling you, we want no part of this place.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 07:23 PM



Now that is funny!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 07:25 PM (0tfLf)

292 With any luck when the car guy from Charlottesville gets acquitted, I hope he sues Tapper for what little he has left after Judge Moore sues his ass.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2018 07:25 PM (ewxPW)

293 245 Is anyone watching the Olympics tomorrow night? Glad the guy who lost the coin toss over carrying the US flag turned out to be a whiny crybaby...thus proving why he deserved to lose the privilege!
Posted by: LizLem



What? They couldn't find a black, transgendered, who identifies as an asian-latina pony, to carry the flag?

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2018 07:26 PM (pY+s4)

294 245 Is anyone watching the Olympics tomorrow night?

tomorrow? you'll miss lots of stuff if you're waiting that long. curling has been going on since at least yesterday and there'll be skating and skiing even on boring old broadcast tv tonight.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 08, 2018 07:26 PM (sGtp+)

295 287. yeah standard issue commie dirty tricks

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 07:26 PM (0LaWm)

296 decency..the party of supporting the SELL of mutilated babies

baby -pick-apart for Lamborghinis!

'and the children'

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:26 PM (Z8j2x)

297 Weasel @ 262- Heh.
Mrs. E knows what my nic is, and if something happens to me she will visit and tell the horde what a knucklehead I am.

Posted by: Eromero at February 08, 2018 07:26 PM (zLDYs)

298 March 14th...

Steak and a BJ Day... the Man's Valentines day.
Posted by: The Whiskey Rebellion at February 08, 2018 07:23 PM (NgKpN)

---

My luck I'd get Mike Farrell

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2018 07:27 PM (vChNs)

299 What? They couldn't find a black, transgendered, who identifies as an asian-latina pony, to carry the flag?
Posted by: Puddleglum

They did, but it refused to let the corgi ride on its back.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 08, 2018 07:27 PM (HScFq)

300 Tapper's pretty selective about his outrage, like the fucking coward he is.

----

He knows himself and he is not going to lose face to his employers. Like any "conservative" NYT columnist.

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 08, 2018 07:27 PM (pzA2L)

301 257 250She can't get pregnant so she can never have that abortion she's always wished she had. ____________________________


BAM!


Posted by: The Truth at February 08, 2018 07:19 PM (arhmY)
**********
She should ask around for volunteers on that Los Angeles tent city. She might get lucky.

Posted by: Lena Fan at February 08, 2018 07:28 PM (K0z2U)

302 I am about as likely to watch the Olympics as I will to win the Super Ball lottery this week (I live in Utah where you cannot buy a ticket even if you are stupid enough to want to).

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:28 PM (md3fh)

303 287 Dollars to donuts that the MSM are working overtime right now, digging into as many records as they can find pertaining to the personal lives of every single person working at the White House. Oh, this person is divorced, let's contact the ex, see what we can dig up. Etc.

They baldly want the Portman story to blow up into a bigger scandal.

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2018 07:23 PM



Of course they are. They are digging shit up on everybody. How many "researchers" went to Wasalia Alaska to dig up crap on Palin? And I be half the dumbasses needed to google it just to find out where it was.
And if they can't find anything, there is always FusionGPS.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 07:28 PM (0tfLf)

304 Somewhere out there is the proper genetic match for Lena.
Posted by: Ruthless


She looks like the kind of fella I could fellate.

Posted by: Zombie Marlon Brando at February 08, 2018 07:29 PM (CBwKQ)

305 jake the party of keeping your supporters rolling along in fear of their fellow countrymen for cash and votes.

decent

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:29 PM (Z8j2x)

306 Jake Tapper? That guy who was part of the 2019 Great Vanishing? Heart and prayers go out to his friends and family who are sick with grief....


What they vanished as well?!?! Nevermind then.

*returns to picking fresh fruits and vegetables from a great harvest in 2020*

Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 07:29 PM (g4lFK)

307 Giant squid? Likely. Somewhere out there is the proper genetic match for Lena
======

Fap fap fap fap fap

Posted by: Kurt E. at February 08, 2018 07:30 PM (nILVB)

308 Tentacle sex for the win!

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:30 PM (md3fh)

309 286: LizLem, Miley: From what I have read about Lena Dunham's family, her parents were like Ned Flanders parents. Freaky beatniks who did nothing then ran out of ideas. Her parents were actually worse than that. Not excusing her actions but they didn't come out of nowhere. She grew up with that post modern garbage.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2018 07:30 PM (pY+s4)

310 Jake the supporter of speech laws for everyone but THEM

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:31 PM (Z8j2x)

311 Never hit a woman but if she needs a whoopin
bend her over your lap and hike that pink heinie in the air an lick it with a ping pong paddle.

Posted by: Clem at February 08, 2018 07:31 PM (zfFAh)

312 So, by Lena's logic, if she identifies as fertile, she is, right??

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2018 07:31 PM (oVJmc)

313 pfft.

ok i guess i'm done.

sorry i every liked that guy.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:31 PM (Z8j2x)

314
Lena Dunham.

Stanley Dunham.

Hmm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 07:32 PM (mbhDw)

315 I identified as a giant squid once, but I still didn't get to first base. *sulks some more*

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:32 PM (md3fh)

316 We need to reproduce!

Posted by: Spacesquids at February 08, 2018 07:32 PM (UdKB7)

317 >>>With any luck when the car guy from Charlottesville gets acquitted,

If he was overcharged. But I doubt it.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 08, 2018 07:32 PM (RrhD2)

318 304 Somewhere out there is the proper genetic match for Lena.
Posted by: Ruthless

She looks like the kind of fella I could fellate.
Posted by: Zombie Marlon Brando at February 08, 2018 07:29 PM (CBwKQ)


There isn't enough butter in the galaxy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 07:32 PM (mbhDw)

319 When I search Google for Lena, I don't see anything about her being repugnant or infertile or stupid, or fat. What's up with that? heh-heh! Yeah, we are going to have to climb straight up the side of the mountain, boyz 'n girlz! There's gonna be nobody on our side. No one willing to take a chance to support us or hide us or supply us. We have waited too long, my children, and now we're about to reap the whirlwind. Maybe that's okay.

Posted by: goon at February 08, 2018 07:32 PM (EaQ6/)

320 >>> I hope that you're able to have children when you're ready, but if you can't, don't allow it to ruin your life. There are many blessings out there.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 08, 2018 07:23 PM (cu8/f)

*hugs Miley tight and makes her brownies*

Thanks, I needed to hear that. Things are rocky with the BF right now. I keep worrying if I put myself back out in the dating pool, and no other fish bite, then I'll have lost my chance to have kids. But having kids with the wrong guy, just so I can have kids, is not an option either! Meh to dating.

Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 07:33 PM (hvf9s)

321 We here at AOSHQ make our own reality. That is what makes us so interesting. Verrrrry interesting.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:33 PM (md3fh)

322
- Jake Clapper reporting
- Spooky

ISWYDT

Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 07:33 PM (g4lFK)

323 Never hit a woman but if she needs a whoopin
bend her over your lap and hike that pink heinie in the air an lick it with a ping pong paddle.
Posted by: Clem

Use a coal shovel.

Posted by: McLintock! at February 08, 2018 07:34 PM (HScFq)

324 276 Pretty sure she's 90% Hippopotamus.
Posted by: otho at February 08, 2018 07:22 PM (qGuLD)

No, that's April Ryan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 07:34 PM (mbhDw)

325 How big is the dog? How small is the pony? I'm afraid to look.

Posted by: BignJames at February 08, 2018 07:18 PM (0+nbW)


For once, the Horde posted a completely safe and charming video!

It's like I don't even know you people.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2018 07:34 PM (gwPgz)

326 CSPAN2 is replaying Rand's thing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2018 07:35 PM (fuK7c)

327 Anybody believe that story about Richard Pryor and Marlin Brando having sex? Cocaine is a powerful drug, but WTF?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 08, 2018 07:35 PM (6Ll1u)

328 Children should be aborted at 28 weeks and women should be seen (if they are good looking) and not heard. *ducks and runs out the door*

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:36 PM (md3fh)

329 What? They couldn't find a black, transgendered, who identifies as an asian-latina pony, to carry the flag?
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2018 07:26 PM (pY+s4)

One of the few cases a white woman tops a black man! No, not in that way, you Morons.

Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 07:36 PM (hvf9s)

330 I hope that the whole Olympic team realizes that they need to low-crawl the entire distance around the stadium if they really want to make up for all of the bad things that the white man has done here on Earth.

Posted by: goon at February 08, 2018 07:36 PM (EaQ6/)

331 the difference between Jake and us.. If someone WE perceive a possibility to be on our side hits a crowd in a car.

we don't Applaud. We don't state on TV, that they musta deserved it

kinda like you guys do.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:37 PM (Z8j2x)

332 Marlin Brando would probably have had sex with Cthulu if he had a chance.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:37 PM (md3fh)

333 Jake Tapper's self-awareness machine runs at a whopping 2,500 llamathrusts.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 08, 2018 07:37 PM (H8S+R)

334 I finally have an update. I went for another treatment and appointment with the oncologist this morning, and he went over the results of the follow-up CAT scan I had since the last visit. The primary lung tumor has decreased from 2.7 x 2 cm to 2.4 x 2 cm, and also a lymph node has shrunk. He said that's good.

He then sent me to a dermatologist who prescribed some new cream for the psoriasis, which has been worsened by the treatment. So far that's the only real side effect I've noticed, which is good.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2018 07:37 PM (sdi6R)

335 327 Anybody believe that story about Richard Pryor and Marlin Brando having sex? Cocaine is a powerful drug, but WTF?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 08, 2018 07:35 PM (6Ll1u)



Mr. Pryor was into butt-sex apparently. Brando? He was fucked up in many ways. It is plausible.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 07:37 PM (ujg0T)

336 The bat signal has gone out... make Trump literally Hitler! It's all they have left. Even if it isn't convincing to normal adult intellects, it keeps the LIV Democrat base distracted from... all that other stuff that is completely partisan slander about the FBI, which Democrats have ALWAYS loved and supported!

ALWAYS, I tell you! ALLWAYS!!! AND IT WAS HER TURN!!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 08, 2018 07:38 PM (QdOyl)

337 327 Anybody believe that story about Richard Pryor and Marlin Brando having sex? Cocaine is a powerful drug, but WTF?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby



Cocaine + vast quantities of booze = Yes, its believable.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2018 07:38 PM (pY+s4)

338 Speaking of butt sex, I had a physical exam today. Urm, my prostate seems to be OK. Yay!

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:38 PM (md3fh)

339 I will not be watching the Olympics. In my opinion the USOC is easily second only to the Democrats in corruption. Its all bread and circus. And complete bullshit.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 07:38 PM (0tfLf)

340 Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2018 07:37 PM (sdi6R)
-----
Well that's good news, rickl!! Congratulations!!

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2018 07:39 PM (Sfs6o)

341 decency..the party of supporting the SELL of mutilated babies

baby -pick-apart for Lamborghinis!

'and the children'

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:26 PM (Z8j2x)


How judgmental of you, to think that should be a shared value on which we all can agree! For shame, I say, for shame!

just in case: /s

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2018 07:39 PM (gwPgz)

342 rickl woo hoo!

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:39 PM (Z8j2x)

343 Mr. Pryor was into butt-sex apparently. Brando? He was fucked up in many ways. It is plausible.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 07:37 PM (ujg0T)

The horror, the horror

Posted by: Col. Kurtz at February 08, 2018 07:39 PM (pzA2L)

344 331. In fairness, while I applaud any reduction in the communist population, I do not approve of what happened in Charlottesville.

There's no need to damage a new car like that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 07:39 PM (fA1SL)

345 Hrothgar, way too much science out their to support the murder for cash.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:40 PM (Z8j2x)

346 335
Mr. Pryor was into butt-sex apparently. Brando? He was fucked up in many ways. It is plausible.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 07:37 PM (ujg0T)


Yeah, I can definitely see Brando being "curious".

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2018 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

347 The Olympics is a scam to give vent to national propaganda and make a lot of money for the media while keeping the peeps minds off of things that really matter. Nice for the athletes, I guess, except that they are total tools.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:40 PM (md3fh)

348 337 327 Anybody believe that story about Richard Pryor and Marlin Brando having sex? Cocaine is a powerful drug, but WTF?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Brando admitted to homo affairs in his bio and apparently Pryor also open in regards to his bisexuality.

I don't think it was the cocaine.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 07:41 PM (2DOZq)

349 i saw cowboy monkey rodeo at a MiLB game...so cute! Rhesus monkeys dressed as rhinestone cowboys riding a doggeh

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 07:41 PM (0LaWm)

350 290 249. she was smart enough to pick you, goonie!
Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 07:24 PM (0LaWm)


Oh, yeah! She loved the Tahoe cabin and the nice cars and stuff, but she got bogged down in the minutia. Instead of just enjoying things, she had to whine and agonize over perceived slights. It was a f*ing nightmare. She can never be replaced. Thank Jesus!

Posted by: goon at February 08, 2018 07:41 PM (EaQ6/)

351 ABC News continuing tonight's Trump bash.

Gay figure skater in S Korea won't meet with VP Pence.

Omorosa says this or that.

White House spinning in scandal and badness.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 08, 2018 07:42 PM (5OEn4)

352 God, someone dig up that this sanctimonious pussy Tapper had a coke fueled hit and run in the early 90s, please.

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 08, 2018 07:42 PM (tRd71)

353 This shit is straight out of Alinsky. Sorry, dumbasses, the days of that shit working are OVER.

Posted by: deadrody at February 08, 2018 07:42 PM (4yA46)

354 Palpatine, srsly everyone that has ever met Jakes buds, Hillary and Obama should be brought to notice, And Jake smeared with All their feces. Because "THEY" are all the same , right?

i mean hey.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:42 PM (Z8j2x)

355 I may not beat but I like to cheat.

Posted by: Jake Clapper at February 08, 2018 07:42 PM (Tyii7)

356 334 I finally have an update. I went for another treatment and appointment with the oncologist this morning, and he went over the results of the follow-up CAT scan I had since the last visit. The primary lung tumor has decreased from 2.7 x 2 cm to 2.4 x 2 cm, and also a lymph node has shrunk. He said that's good.

He then sent me to a dermatologist who prescribed some new cream for the psoriasis, which has been worsened by the treatment. So far that's the only real side effect I've noticed, which is good.
Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2018 07:37 PM (sdi6R)

Happy for you, pal.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 07:42 PM (NWiLs)

357 lets' start with Ayers and Dohrn

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:42 PM (Z8j2x)

358 The Charlottesville jab is deliberately dishonest.

Trump specifically condemned neo-nazis and white supremacists in that press conference, and the MFM perpetually pretend that didn't happen.

Just like every other time.

Which is how they maintain the narrative, which is an explicit lie.

I believe what Trump literally said about those groups is they should be "totally condemned."

I wonder why he accuses them of lying? Maybe it's because they're lying.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2018 07:42 PM (wB8Tg)

359 348:I don't think it was the cocaine


......its a hell of a drug.

Posted by: I'm Rick James Bitch! at February 08, 2018 07:43 PM (pY+s4)

360 Curling is ok, but it's sure not womens gymnastics.
L. Nasser, MD

Posted by: Eromero at February 08, 2018 07:43 PM (zLDYs)

361 349. Pfft! I saw Cowboy Monkey Rodeo open for Mystic Knights of Oingo Boingo at Mudclub

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 07:43 PM (fA1SL)

362 Hrothgar, way too much science out their to support the murder for cash.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:40 PM (Z8j2x)


Au contraire, far too much cash out there to let one's "consistence" be hobbled by science!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2018 07:43 PM (gwPgz)

363 we can move onto Farrakan

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:43 PM (Z8j2x)

364 Ugh stuck at Bar and my Admiral and his Chief of Staff are behind me. Awkward

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2018 07:43 PM (yhDTK)

365 348 337 327 Anybody believe that story about Richard Pryor and Marlin Brando having sex? Cocaine is a powerful drug, but WTF?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Brando admitted to homo affairs in his bio and apparently Pryor also open in regards to his bisexuality.

I don't think it was the cocaine.
Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 07:41 PM (2DOZq)

- teh ludes.

Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 07:43 PM (g4lFK)

366 Gosh, and I had such a high opinion of Brando and Pryor. I am totally. like, godsmacked with disappointment in them. They were at the top of my pantheon of role models. Damn. *Googles for new role models. Finds sex site. Clicks on bookmark*

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:44 PM (md3fh)

367 Hrothgar, sad isn't it.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:44 PM (Z8j2x)

368 "284 267. Reminds me of the cartoon - Classic Grey is in his saucer, high above the Earth, on a telescreen. He says, 'Last month, they were disemboweling gourds. This month, they're stuffing bread up a dead bird's ass. I'm telling you, we want no part of this place.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 07:23 PM (fA1SL)"


Reminded me of something from Book Thread a while ago:
"They're Made Out Of Meat", a short story.

http://www.terrybisson.com/page6/page6.html

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 08, 2018 07:44 PM (oVWx5)

369 The Left hires convicted killers for tenure positions at colleges.

They think they can get on their high horse over this???

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2018 07:44 PM (oVJmc)

370 Erosion of standards . . . from CLINTON????

Posted by: Not Huey R. at February 08, 2018 07:44 PM (hOtJL)

371 Oh, Lindsey Graham is a douche.

I know that's a surprise, but I'm watching CSPAN2 and I can't conclude otherwise.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2018 07:44 PM (fuK7c)

372 Testing out B'Gal's kindle, don't mind me.

Posted by: Backwards likes lobster at February 08, 2018 07:44 PM (tRaq7)

373 Also there has been no new buildup of fluid around the lung, which is what sent me to the hospital in the first place back in October.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2018 07:45 PM (sdi6R)

374 Pryor and Brandi?
LO Epoc Le

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2018 07:45 PM (yhDTK)

375 rickl, that's good news.

Try petroleum jelly with a small sprinkle of "sulfur - sublimed (flowers). About 1/4 tsp of jelly to about the head of a small match of sulfur.

Posted by: Clem at February 08, 2018 07:45 PM (zfFAh)

376 Obama had Kevin Jeffries, a pedo, and Van Jones, a Marxist.

Jake STILL sucks his dick.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2018 07:45 PM (oVJmc)

377 Nevergiveup, remember that Admirals put on their pants with the assistance of several lower ranks. You may be called to serve.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:45 PM (md3fh)

378 365 348 337 327 Anybody believe that story about Richard Pryor and Marlin Brando having sex? Cocaine is a powerful drug, but WTF?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Brando admitted to homo affairs in his bio and apparently Pryor also open in regards to his bisexuality.

I don't think it was the cocaine.
Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 07:41 PM (2DOZq)

- teh ludes.
Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 07:43 PM (g4lFK)



I thought amyl nitrate "poppers" were teh ghey drug?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 07:46 PM (ujg0T)

379 rickl: "The primary lung tumor has decreased from 2.7 x 2 cm to 2.4 x 2 cm, and also a lymph node has shrunk. He said that's good."

I should hope so. I'd look for a different doctor if he said a shrinking tumor/node was bad.

Anyhoo, yay! And remember to take good notes and keep your oncologist up-to-date on EVERYTHING that changes wrt symptoms and what-not. I didn't do enough (even though I was doing a lot) during my chemo and the effects of, I think, overtreatment/dosing left permanent physiological damage. But do stay on top of things as much as possible. The cure can also be a b*tch.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 08, 2018 07:46 PM (H8S+R)

380 Merovign, i don't know if Jake thinks deeply or studies anything enough to know truth from a lie, and if so who cares. He certainly doesn't

I think he just pals around with his friends and they blab.

you know like JournOlisters

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:46 PM (Z8j2x)

381 Ruthless. Well I am up for CAPT in 2 weeks?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2018 07:46 PM (yhDTK)

382 Cocaine + vast quantities of booze = Yes, its believable.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2018 07:38 PM (pY+s4)

---

Friends Romans Countrymen, Lend me your Rears

Posted by: Marlon Brando at February 08, 2018 07:46 PM (vChNs)

383 Rickl, I'm really glad the treatment ain't causing you any worse than pso', psoia',... skin rash. I puked my guts out. Beat that c.

Posted by: Eromero at February 08, 2018 07:47 PM (zLDYs)

384 One more time...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 08, 2018 07:47 PM (tRaq7)

385 378. We need to get zombie in on this one. Resident expert on degeneracy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 07:47 PM (fA1SL)

386 >>>Ugh stuck at Bar and my Admiral and his Chief of Staff are behind me. Awkward

Start singing Youve Lost That Loving Feeling

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 08, 2018 07:47 PM (RrhD2)

387 Hah, then better get those pants creases right. Good luck Nevergiveup, sir, and thanks for your service (no sarcasm there).

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:47 PM (md3fh)

388 Thanks, I needed to hear that. Things are rocky with the BF right now. I keep worrying if I put myself back out in the dating pool, and no other fish bite, then I'll have lost my chance to have kids. But having kids with the wrong guy, just so I can have kids, is not an option either! Meh to dating.

Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 07:33 PM (hvf9s)

Find a good 'ron - there are plenty of them here who would make wonderful fathers.

I have a young friend who's now 32. She's been with a guy for well over 5 years, and still no ring on her finger. She's allowing him to suck up her remaining fertile years. Now they have a dog. A dog. Nothing against dogs, but they aren't children.

Don't make that mistake, LizLem. How can you find Mr. Right if Mr. Wrong is taking up that space?

p.s. thanks for the brownies!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 08, 2018 07:48 PM (cu8/f)

389 Instead of just enjoying things, she had to whine and agonize over perceived slights.


Boy does that sound familiar.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 07:48 PM (NWiLs)

390 The road to Hell is paved with perceived slights.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:49 PM (md3fh)

391 Liz, Miley, anyone interested,

one of my daughters wants children, but she's crazy about this man who already has kids, and doesn't want any more. She keeps breaking up with him, then getting back with him.

mid 30s now, and at Christmas, I saw during a conversation with her that she's convincing herself that the kids she teaches might be enough.

makes me sad.

Posted by: booknlass at February 08, 2018 07:49 PM (bjSMX)

392 Hey Jake:

Soros pays well, no?

Posted by: pursang at February 08, 2018 07:49 PM (SeHBv)

393 No woman should be deprived of the right to have children. Turkey basters can be purchased at Dollar Store for, er, a dollar.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:50 PM (md3fh)

394 rickl- Great news. I'm happy for you and it's a blessing you haven't had any other side effects.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 08, 2018 07:50 PM (UbVvc)

395 Capt NGO, oh, noes. Roll over HQ.

Posted by: Clem at February 08, 2018 07:50 PM (zfFAh)

396 391. She needs a change. Send her to Poland or Czechia or Hungary for a summer.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 07:50 PM (fA1SL)

397 Merovign, i don't know if Jake thinks deeply or studies anything enough to know truth from a lie, and if so who cares. He certainly doesn't

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:46 PM (Z8j2x) fnord (Z8j2x)


That would be *literally* malpractice for a "journalist."

It took all of five minutes to find and read the entire transcript of that press conference.

Including getting a drink and snacks.

If he is intellectually incapable, he should be digging ditches.

If he is capable, he's spreading lies deliberately.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2018 07:50 PM (wB8Tg)

398 363 we can move onto Farrakan
Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:43 PM (Z8j2x)


Oh, yes! Please! That will surely lighten the mood. (no pun intended)

Posted by: goon at February 08, 2018 07:50 PM (EaQ6/)

399 378 365 348 337 327 Anybody believe that story about Richard Pryor and Marlin Brando having sex? Cocaine is a powerful drug, but WTF?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Brando admitted to homo affairs in his bio and apparently Pryor also open in regards to his bisexuality.

I don't think it was the cocaine.
Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 07:41 PM (2DOZq)

- teh ludes.
Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 07:43 PM (g4lFK)


I thought amyl nitrate "poppers" were teh ghey drug?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 07:46 PM (ujg0T)

Yes. Some women like them too. You can buy almost the same shit at head shops as video cleaner. Or so IV sheared through the grape vine and rumor mills.

Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 07:50 PM (g4lFK)

400 390 The road to Hell is paved with perceived slights.
Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:49 PM (md3fh)

---

i'd rather off-road my way to Hell

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2018 07:51 PM (vChNs)

401 If you make Full Bird, NGU, you'll come over to the Chief's Club and set us all up, right?

Posted by: Eromero at February 08, 2018 07:51 PM (zLDYs)

402 Thank G-D the Carolina Duke game is on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2018 07:51 PM (yhDTK)

403 Oh, Lindsey Graham is a douche.

I know that's a surprise, but I'm watching CSPAN2 and I can't conclude otherwise.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2018 07:44 PM (fuK7c)


I'm not watching CSPAN2 and I concluded that Lindsey Graham was a douche way long time ago!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2018 07:51 PM (gwPgz)

404 Merovign, i don't know if Jake thinks deeply or studies anything enough to know truth from a lie, and if so who cares. He certainly doesn't

I think he just pals around with his friends and they blab.

you know like JournOlisters

Posted by: willow
********************

He only gets his information from the finest of cocktail parties.

Posted by: Clem at February 08, 2018 07:51 PM (zfFAh)

405 I thought the latest drug of choice was Tide pods, right? I just ordered a gross from Amazon.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:52 PM (md3fh)

406 Tapper really is dumber, and more vile, than I though. But then again I only see his crap here, when it's being fisked or mocked.


There is no point in pretending these people know any better - they ARE as stupid as they appear.


Tapper has all of his facts wrong, some of them upside down and backward, and on the "basis" of this he arrogantly pronounces judgement on people better and far more useful than he.


But let's not forget the idiots who joined the lynch mob over C'ville. The finance guy - who probably cost himself a Fed chairmanship. Little Marco, who displayed an obamian incomprehension of the constitution (some kinds of speech aren't protected, you see). The usual braying airheads in the Senate.


Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at February 08, 2018 07:52 PM (g6yUI)

407 Eromero. The wetting down will cost me a small fortune

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2018 07:52 PM (yhDTK)

408 Why can't I ever meet any of these women that want kids?

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 08, 2018 07:53 PM (yzxic)

409 350. it's the curse of womanity, that 'never satisfied' thing.

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 07:53 PM (0LaWm)

410 405. One of the best things I ever did was to stock my vending machines with those pods. I sell them at my cost, just because they reduce the mess from the powder and other crap my customers normally bring.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 07:53 PM (fA1SL)

411 Friends Romans Countrymen, Lend me your Rears

Posted by: Marlon Brando at February 08, 2018 07:46 PM (vChNs)


I forgot the cardinal rule of not drinking while reading the blog!
Glad I have a spare monitor!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2018 07:54 PM (gwPgz)

412 Marlin Brando would probably have had sex with Cthulu if he had a chance.
Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:37 PM

==============================


Meh. Not enough tentacles.

Posted by: Kurt Eichnwald at February 08, 2018 07:54 PM (EzdLW)

413 243 We're gross. But we make up for it by being rude.

But we "make it up in the volume"! Christ, even UC Davis grads know that. Well, many of them do. Okay, I met one once who could walk and chew gum like nobody's business! He could read well too, until he ran out of Chapstick.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 08, 2018 07:54 PM (QdOyl)

414 Posted by: Ruthless' Butt at February 08, 2018 07:38 PM (md3fh)

Congratulations!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2018 07:54 PM (6FqZa)

415 Nevergiveup, just threaten your patients with major tooth excavations without Novocaine unless they pony up the cash for your celebration. Voila! Money is like magic, just reach into the hat and pull out the rabbit. And make them salute when they get the bill.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:54 PM (md3fh)

416 364 Ugh stuck at Bar and my Admiral and his Chief of Staff are behind me. Awkward
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2018 07:43 PM (yhDTK)


Turn around, right quick, and spill a drink on them! They won't even notice that you've been being subversive after that!

Posted by: goon at February 08, 2018 07:55 PM (EaQ6/)

417 391 Liz, Miley, anyone interested,

one of my daughters wants children, but she's crazy about this man who already has kids, and doesn't want any more. She keeps breaking up with him, then getting back with him.

mid 30s now, and at Christmas, I saw during a conversation with her that she's convincing herself that the kids she teaches might be enough.

makes me sad.
Posted by: booknlass at February 08, 2018 07:49 PM (bjSMX)

That is sad. She needs some sense slapped into her because that window is going to close hard before too long.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 07:55 PM (NWiLs)

418 I thought the latest drug of choice was Tide pods, right? I just ordered a gross from Amazon.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:52 PM (md3fh) fnord (md3fh)


The funniest part of that dumb overblown narrative (this has been an internet joke for months if not years and only a couple of attention-seeking morons tried it) was when it turned out that Chuckie Schumer almost ate one by mistake in or before 2012.

He tried to get them banned/changed in 2012, and he related that he found one going through an employee's desk and almost ate it, from which we learn that he roots through ee's desks looking for snacks... we already knew he was an idiot.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2018 07:55 PM (wB8Tg)

419 The wetting down will cost me a small fortune

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2018 07:52 PM (yhDTK)


As it should, you'll only get the privilege of doing this a few times in your career!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2018 07:55 PM (gwPgz)

420 Brando got so fat he couldnt even have sex with himself

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2018 07:55 PM (yhDTK)

421 Oh - and Jake the Airhead, which president had a vile, racist, violent mob with blood on its hands as visitors to the WH - many many times? Oh, right. BLM. The affirmative action intern, that president.


What standard of decency does that meet, Jake?


And speaking of C'ville, where is the DOJ civil rights investigation thereof? I had assumed, based on the actual facts, that such investigation would show outrageous, possibly criminal, misbehavior by the C'ville police, and would also lay out how the violent hate groups known as "counter-protesters" started the rumble.


Guess that investigation must be locked in the same closet as the perjury referral Congress was going to send up after Hillary's testimony a while back.

Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at February 08, 2018 07:56 PM (g6yUI)

422 338 Speaking of butt sex, I had a physical exam today. Urm, my prostate seems to be OK. Yay!
Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:38 PM (md3fh)

Did you back up and wiggle?

Posted by: BifBewalksi BOT at February 08, 2018 07:56 PM (8ZeGS)

423 Anybody believe that story about Richard Pryor and Marlin Brando having sex?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
________

With each other?

I read about Marlon Brando having sex with Colonel Klink's secretary. Had a kid and everything. Based on that, it seems that Richard Pryor wouldn't exactly have been his type.

Posted by: FireHorse at February 08, 2018 07:57 PM (y+SdL)

424 i really don't understand how we are the ones that get painted with these broad strokes and the Never do.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:57 PM (Z8j2x)

425 Why can't I ever meet any of these women that want kids?

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 08, 2018 07:53 PM (yzxic) fnord (yzxic)


Whatever it is, I'm sure it's your fault.

/sarc

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2018 07:57 PM (wB8Tg)

426 402 Thank G-D the Carolina Duke game is on
Posted by: Nevergiveup



GO HOKIES!!! :-)

Can't both teams lose? I kid, sort of. This game is always entertaining even though I hate both teams, especially Duke. Dukie V is not at this game? Hmm.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2018 07:57 PM (pY+s4)

427 they reduce the mess from the powder and other crap my customers normally bring

And they're damned tasty.

Posted by: San Fran Nan at February 08, 2018 07:57 PM (Tyii7)

428 Uncle Palp, aren't the pods just compressed powder? Or are they like those candy things with a this shell and liquid center?

Posted by: Eromero at February 08, 2018 07:58 PM (zLDYs)

429 Boulder Terlit -- Thanks. It was nice to know the old prostate was still doing its thing. He looked at other functional male parts, and I told him they all still work, although without any reason to do so. *sad trombone*

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 07:58 PM (md3fh)

430 I read about Marlon Brando having sex with Colonel Klink's secretary.

Cynthia Lynn was top-notch trim.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2018 07:58 PM (oVJmc)

431 408 Why can't I ever meet any of these women that want kids?
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 08, 2018 07:53 PM (yzxic)

409 350. it's the curse of womanity, that 'never satisfied' thing.
Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 07:53 PM (0LaWm)

These two go together. A bunch of them think that they are entitled to "Mr. Right," by which I mean a perfect Prince Charming fantasy. Nobody can live up to that ideal because nobody like that exists. For others it's a refusal to "settle," but again this usually means they think they'll get the Prince Charming fantasy eventually and/or aren't willing to put the work in to make a relationship with someone work because they think the perfect relationship comes from the perfect man falling out of the sky and sweeping them off their feet.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 07:59 PM (NWiLs)

432 Whatever it is, I'm sure it's your fault.



/sarc

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2018 07:57 PM (wB8Tg)


That's actually the conclusion that I've come to. No sarc at all.

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 08, 2018 07:59 PM (yzxic)

433 "Guess that investigation must be locked in the same closet as the perjury referral Congress was going to send up after Hillary's testimony a while back.
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid"


What a target-rich environment we live in these days, for law enforcement that actually cared about justice or rule of law, huh ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 08, 2018 08:00 PM (oVWx5)

434 I really liked Natalie and if Robert threw her into the drink, then he's not the dad of DiNozzo that I thought he was!

Posted by: goon at February 08, 2018 08:00 PM (EaQ6/)

435 >> "There are basic lines of human decency, norms to which society generally agrees and to which we adhere, and we continue to see the Trump presidency eroding these lines"

Human decency like calling everyone who disagrees with you a Nazi? Implementing a public school curriculum that teaches middle-schoolers fisting? Demands free abortion on demand? That calls for white genocide?

I.Can't.Even. with this sudden respect for decency and norms.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 08:00 PM (W+vEI)

436 There was a Prince Charming once, but he ran for public office as a Republican and it turned out he was a prevert. Sad.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 08:00 PM (md3fh)

437 little Saw #1 got accepted to Seton Hall last night.

anyone got a spare $50K they aren't using?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2018 08:00 PM (vChNs)

438 When you are dead, seems anything is possible. Who's going to refute you?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 08, 2018 08:00 PM (6Ll1u)

439 Just heard Linda Sarsour's rant on Tucker's show.

To put this as plainly as possible: What a hideous human being.

I can't even listen to the Texas assjack that's following her.
The fact that I have the flu? Making it worse.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #FreeAgencyBlows at February 08, 2018 08:01 PM (CTBHU)

440 one of my daughters wants children, but she's crazy about this man who already has kids, and doesn't want any more. She keeps breaking up with him, then getting back with him.

mid 30s now, and at Christmas, I saw during a conversation with her that she's convincing herself that the kids she teaches might be enough.

makes me sad.

Posted by: booknlass at February 08, 2018 07:49 PM (bjSMX)

The kids you teach get promoted. They don't bring their kids to see you, or come to your house for Thanksgiving. Why does she break up with this guy? Just because of the kid thing? If it's something else, she should move on. There are plenty of guys who would love to make a family with a good woman.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 08, 2018 08:01 PM (cu8/f)

441 i really don't understand how we are the ones that get painted with these broad strokes and the Never do.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 07:57 PM (Z8j2x)


I saw the explanatory quote for this, but didn't copy the source so I cannot attribute it properly, but

"Freedom of the Press belongs to he that owns one."

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2018 08:01 PM (gwPgz)

442 428. They're compressed, but with a water-soluble film of some type around them. Makes them relatively mess-free, as compared to the usual 'dump a bunch of Zote all over the place.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 08:01 PM (fA1SL)

443 430 I read about Marlon Brando having sex with Colonel Klink's secretary.

Cynthia Lynn was top-notch trim.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2018 07:58 PM (oVJmc)

--

why do you think i never escaped

Posted by: Col. Hogan at February 08, 2018 08:01 PM (vChNs)

444 and lets' not forget Antifa

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 08:01 PM (Z8j2x)

445 I made Richard an offer he couldn't refuse.

Posted by: Don Corleone at February 08, 2018 08:01 PM (EoRCO)

446 I think I'm horrified that there's a George W. Bush Institute.

Where every solution to every problem is:

Free trade
Wars
Free trade and Wars

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2018 08:02 PM (4ErVI)

447 Cynthia Lynn was top-notch trim.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles
________

Latvian, you know. They grow 'em pretty in the Baltics.

Posted by: FireHorse at February 08, 2018 08:02 PM (y+SdL)

448 I sure hope we get an Olympics thread

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night and not a Russian Bot at February 08, 2018 08:02 PM (vfC/C)

449 Hrogather, makes sense, as they say with History, The winner writes history.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 08:02 PM (Z8j2x)

450 And right there on the front page is GWB and Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2018 08:03 PM (4ErVI)

451 Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2018 07:46 PM (yhDTK)

I look forward to calling you Captain and seeing your flag.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 08, 2018 08:03 PM (N7fcT)

452 There are plenty of guys who would love to make a family with a good woman.
Posted by: Miley


Yeh, the ficus told me she wasn't feeling too good and also needed to wash her leaves

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2018 08:04 PM (6FqZa)

453 Nood - Dumbledore's wigwam

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 08:04 PM (fA1SL)

454 That's actually the conclusion that I've come to. No sarc at all.

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 08, 2018 07:59 PM (yzxic) fnord (yzxic)


Meh. People say you make your own luck, I didn't make the virus that killed half my heart.

Keep an eye out and be open to the possibility, but pass or fail, don't be too hard on yourself for this.

I hear women hate that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 08, 2018 08:04 PM (wB8Tg)

455 The winner writes history? How come we wrote the history of the Vietnam war, huh? Oh, nevermind, it's the press and the universities. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 08, 2018 08:04 PM (md3fh)

456 Nood

Posted by: BifBewalksi BOT at February 08, 2018 08:04 PM (8ZeGS)

457 I saw Fisting Middle-Scoolers open for Entitled Baby-Killing Feminists at Comet Ping Pong in 2014.

Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 08:04 PM (g4lFK)

458 You know, I always had an odd feeling about Marlon Brando.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2018 08:04 PM (2iZKp)

459 I liked Marlon okay. I never understood how he became such a big deal, but I guess that if you're willing, then there's a way to the top. I feel confident that there are other pucker reflexes kicking in as folks read these stories down in tinsel-town.

Posted by: goon at February 08, 2018 08:04 PM (EaQ6/)

460 I think I'm horrified that there's a George W. Bush Institute.

Where every solution to every problem is:

Free trade
Wars
Free trade and Wars
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

Progressive Republicans: You got your war in our free trade!
NeoCons: Well you got your free trade on our war!

Posted by: The George W Bush Institute Story: Part 1 at February 08, 2018 08:05 PM (HScFq)

461 I refuse to believe Jake tapper has an audience, or that anyone, who isn't being paid to do so, agrees with him. He is followed on Twitter by a phantom fleet of Russian bots and those who hate him. He knows this. He knows half his income is from killing and illegally parting out children, and that there is an even chance his wife could be facing federal charges over the same. Thus he is wholly and totally owned creature of the left, highly motivated to destroy the administration.

Posted by: Simplemind at February 08, 2018 08:06 PM (ZuGkg)

462 448 I sure hope we get an Olympics thread
Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night and not a Russian Bot at February 08, 2018 08:02 PM (vfC/C)


Oh, yeah! That will dampen the rage for sure!

Posted by: goon at February 08, 2018 08:06 PM (EaQ6/)

463 Thing about socs is...when one is finished with it
take it off. Yuck.

Posted by: gNewt at February 08, 2018 08:06 PM (zfFAh)

464 Regarding Brando, you can simply assume that Last Tango in Paris was a documentary. Guy wasn't just weird, he was supreme perv. Doing his kids, doing everybody's kids, anything that moved and some that didn't.

Just another psych case wrapped up on Hollywood. Disgusting.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2018 08:07 PM (7UW64)

465 Can you imagine if Trump didn't get the nod and some squish like Bush got in? The amount of cloak and dagger shit being uncovered here is truly shocking.

Why, it's almost as if the left had no fear what so ever with their blatant flouting and serious abuse of the law.

One wonders how many more people they could have politically assassinated (and physically). Like a junkie who that gradually slides deeper into the pit of addiction, the left gets careless with it crimes.

thank GOD for President Trump

Posted by: Getcha Pull at February 08, 2018 08:08 PM (MIwBq)

466 ...and on a side note, I wish that "news" building would erode.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at February 08, 2018 08:10 PM (MIwBq)

467 Tapper is quite a schumer with schiff for brains ...

Posted by: WontSubmit at February 08, 2018 08:12 PM (122Gu)

468 417 391 Liz, Miley, anyone interested,

one of my daughters wants children, but she's crazy about this man who already has kids, and doesn't want any more. She keeps breaking up with him, then getting back with him.

mid 30s now, and at Christmas, I saw during a conversation with her that she's convincing herself that the kids she teaches might be enough.

makes me sad.
Posted by: booknlass at February 08, 2018 07:49 PM (bjSMX)

That is sad. She needs some sense slapped into her because that window is going to close hard before too long.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 07:55 PM (NWiLs)

It took us 10 years for us to have our son, She can have her eggs frozen Unfertilized it's new and if she doesn't use them she can donate them to a couple that needs them.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 08, 2018 08:12 PM (dKiJG)

469 Chain the doors of CNN and burn the building down.

Den of traitors.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2018 08:25 PM (UsCnO)

470 sign in... again

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2018 08:26 PM (ewxPW)

471 1. The president said there were good people on both sides of the CONFEDERATE MONUMENTS issue. By pretending otherwise, Tapper is twisting the truth, lowering media standards--if that's even possible.

2. 40 year old allegations on election eve are problematic at best. By accepting them as proven fact because of CNN's blatant bias, Tapper is again lowering the bar.

3. The White House fired the aide after investigating, just like CNN did for its State of the Union producer. Meanwhile, Tapper is still running interference for the Clintons, who tag-teamed Bill's victims.

4. Who gives a damn what Jake Tapper thinks. Even his own kid knows he's #FakeNews.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 08, 2018 08:29 PM (Ndje9)

472 She's a traveler, Uncle Palp; loves it. She went to NZ last summer.

Her boyfriend is sexy and well-to-do. that's a powerful combo.

Thanks for the tip, Patrick. I did not know that

Posted by: booknlass at February 08, 2018 08:29 PM (bjSMX)

473 Lena Dunham.

Stanley Dunham.

Hmm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
________

Don't forget Barry Dunham.

Posted by: FireHorse at February 08, 2018 08:48 PM (y+SdL)

474 " streiff"

Good to read he no longer identifies as an ex-man. I assume this is the same dude who turned eunuch after his blog was overrun with cock-starved church lady whores who are married to closeted gay men.

Redemption.

It's possible.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 08, 2018 09:09 PM (KqPBq)

475 Jake Double-tapper

/spit

Posted by: Beverly at February 08, 2018 09:30 PM (Cz9BQ)

476 I love how the "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?" party is all of a sudden hot for Decency.

Posted by: Beverly at February 08, 2018 09:32 PM (Cz9BQ)

477 I am assuming Jakester meant Roy more was credibly accused not credibility accused. He is wrong in both grammar and facts.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 09:35 PM (FTXAT)

478 Yeah, Jake, 'cos the real height of American decency was when BO invited thug rappers to visit the WH and hang out, followed by beheaders from the muslim brotherhood. You idiot!

Posted by: bitchen h- at February 08, 2018 10:47 PM (H3L6Q)

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