DOJ Official Who Was Supposed to Interview Hillary Clinton In the Email Investigation, But Seems To Have Had a Nice Friendly Quilting Bee Instead, Steps Down, Citing "Personal Reasons"

If you believe he's stepping down solely due to personal reasons, I have a bridge to sell you kompromat about.

David Laufman, who leads the DOJ's counterintelligence division, is leaving the DOJ for “personal reasons,” according to The Washington Post.

In addition to working on the investigation into Clinton’s handling of classified information, Laufman has also worked on the investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 presidential election.

On the Clinton investigation, he sat in on interviews with the former secretary of state and several of her aides, including Cheryl Mills, Huma Abedin and Jake Sullivan.

Peter Strzok of all people got annoyed with Laufman for just sitting in on these "big interviews" -- I think Strzok means that he wasn't doing the gruntwork needed to clear Hillary Clinton, but was instead just doing the easy part, talking with Hillary Clinton about grandchildren and Yoga Routines. But I can't be sure.

Meanwhile, new texts seem to indicate that Peter Strzok violated security protocols in using a cell phone in a SCIF -- the whole point of a SCIF being that it's entirely cut off from the digital-cybernetic world. Bringing a cell phone into a SCIF now brings cyberintrusion right into the place built to lock out all cyberintrusion, yet Strzok texted that "We're here in Jims SCIF," which seems likely a reference to Jim Baker, the former FBI General Counsel and a close ally of, get this, James "The Prophet" Comey.

One point in his favor -- he apparently finds Chelsea Clinton to be "awful," "entitled," lacking in any authenticity, and suffering a "[billy] goat tic" in speaking.

Posted by: Ace at 04:26 PM




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1 what's a billy-goat tic?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 04:22 PM (UCeQo)

2 I want to thank all the little people for making me first.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 04:22 PM (YV+SU)

3 The corgis are whining in the thread below.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2018 04:23 PM (ctuyM)

4 Stepping down to spend more time with his family of loaded pistols aimed at his tonsils.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2018 04:23 PM (BfOXk)

5 One point in his favor -- he apparently finds Chelsea Clinton to be "awful," "entitled," lacking in any authenticity

So he's not entirely divorced from reality.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 04:23 PM (YqDXo)

6 Didn't Jim Baker just retire?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 04:23 PM (YV+SU)

7 >>>>>Meanwhile, new texts seem to indicate that Peter Strzok violated
security protocols in using a cell phone in a SCIF -- the whole point of
a SCIF being that it's entirely cut off from the digital-cybernetic
world. Bringing a cell phone into a SCIF now brings cyberintrusion right
into the place built to lock out all cyberintrusion,
.
.
.Bringing a cell phone or any device into a SCIF is an auto termination offense. No appeal and MSPB won't touch it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 08, 2018 04:23 PM (+Dllb)

8 I don't know about a billy goat tic but she suffers a horse face.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 04:23 PM (/tuJf)

9 Well, that's your problem, pudding head. You tripped over the
little people and that made you late.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2018 04:24 PM (gC2IV)

10 please to subscribe to Chelsea 'goat tic' Clinton newsletter

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed bin Mohammed at February 08, 2018 04:24 PM (RKQ/v)

11 You are welcome.

Posted by: The little people, gorging on crumbs at February 08, 2018 04:24 PM (zCyNd)

12 5 One point in his favor -- he apparently finds Chelsea Clinton to be "awful," "entitled," lacking in any authenticity

So he's not entirely divorced from reality.
---------------------------------
I agree. He should get two blankets in the camp for his contrition to the obvious.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 04:24 PM (YV+SU)

13 2 I want to thank all the little people for making me first.

biased against tall folks?

Posted by: Anachronda at February 08, 2018 04:24 PM (sGtp+)

14 Billy goat's tic... it's an Arkansas thing.

Posted by: Roscoe at February 08, 2018 04:25 PM (QxMUy)

15 At least he's right about she-satan, jr.

Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2018 04:25 PM (14URa)

16 State's evidence, fleeing the swamp, or fearing prosecution?

Pick two of the above.

Posted by: jwb7605 at February 08, 2018 04:25 PM (DofIg)

17 Prolly only been in and out of SCIFs about thousands times. Had a co-workers kicked off a base for carrying his big govt issued phone one time too (once) many.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2018 04:25 PM (BtQd4)

18 Sure are a lot of FBI people leaving "of their own volition" right about now.

That OIG report is gonna be doomsday for a lot of these people I think

Posted by: Malcolm Tex at February 08, 2018 04:25 PM (GSJcT)

19 **looks at sidebar**



You'd have higher T if you only posted stuff once.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2018 04:25 PM (sjdRT)

20 Billy goat tic? What's that?

Posted by: dantesed at February 08, 2018 04:25 PM (88xKn)

21 "Bringing a cell phone or any device into a SCIF is an auto termination offense. No appeal and MSPB won't touch it."

Only for the little people.

Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2018 04:25 PM (eAZVt)

22 Probably bought a nice house on a tropical island which doesn't have a extradtion treaty with the US

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 08, 2018 04:25 PM (aC6Sd)

23 I see ace triple posted his phoning it in message.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (AJeMv)

24 Even a blind hog like Strozk finds an acorn once in a while; glad he doesn't think much of Chelsea Clinton. Web Hubbell would be disappointed to learn that his goat tic had passed on to his child.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (Sda6L)

25 9 Well, that's your problem, pudding head. You tripped over the
little people and that made you late.
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No. It was just that nasty scrunt weft cut-loop. He should be banned.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (YV+SU)

26 I don't understand why they tried to make Chelsea a TV star. I think she's more of a Webb type.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (zCyNd)

27 *cleanses thread with sage*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (ptqGC)

28 One point in his favor -- he apparently finds Chelsea Clinton to be "awful," "entitled," lacking in any authenticity, and suffering a "[billy] goat tic" in speaking.

snifff....Now that's unkind.

....donkey....not goat....snifffff....

Posted by: It's Chelsea! at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (CPk08)

29 So what is the exact number of senior DOJ and FBI people removed from their jobs before we can stop with the "nothing is happening" thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (/tuJf)

30 Never Trumpers need to do the honorable thing at this point. A bottle of mescal and a side arm.

Posted by: Max Power at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (q177U)

31 One point in his favor -- he apparently finds Chelsea Clinton to be "awful," "entitled," lacking in any authenticity, and suffering a "[billy] goat tic" in speaking.

Yeah his little note about Chelsea was really Mean Girls but basically true.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (39g3+)

32 what's a billy-goat tic?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 04:22 PM


The opposite of a nanny-goat tac.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (ctuyM)

33 I suppose realizing you've been caught is a personal reason...

Posted by: Vanya at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (5+Kko)

34 Oh and Strzok also said.... "We text on that phone when we talk about Hillary so it can't be traced." Unbelievable.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (+1EJs)

35 ace posted his note in the sidebar three times.

ace posted his note in the sidebar three times.

ace posted his note in the sidebar three times.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (k1TUh)

36 As much as I agree that the FBI/DoJ were corrupt and being used by Clinton.
Texting we're here in Jim's SCIF could have been texted prior to entering and putting the cell phone in the little boxes that are usually right outside the SCIF's door. That is, letting someone know that they arrived at the SCIF vice actually being inside of it. Sloppy choice of words in terms of at/in--- sure. But unless there's something else to confirm it--- There's clearer evidence of a whole lot of bad stuff that went down.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (xGZ+b)

37 23
I see ace triple posted his phoning it in message.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (AJeMv)
Because he loves us.

Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2018 04:27 PM (14URa)

38 Well, well, well.. this is one way to drain the swamp!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 08, 2018 04:27 PM (so+oy)

39
I see ace triple posted his phoning it in message.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (AJeMv)


His High T kicked in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2018 04:27 PM (ptqGC)

40 Well, I'm not surprised.

What I am is impatient.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 08, 2018 04:27 PM (oVWx5)

41 14 Billy goat's tic... it's an Arkansas thing.
Posted by: Roscoe at February 08, 2018 04:25 PM (QxMUy)
Like Rushs arkansas broadbeam kackle?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2018 04:27 PM (BtQd4)

42 Its a disability!

Posted by: Billy the Goat at February 08, 2018 04:27 PM (4CCz5)

43 The Obama administration was and remains a criminal organization.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 04:27 PM (UCeQo)

44 Never Trumpers need to do the honorable thing at this point. A bottle of mescal and a side arm.

I can just see one of you going into a room with Bill Kristol and giving him the speech, leaving a pistol with one bullet and a bottle of booze with him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 04:27 PM (39g3+)

45 So he disses Chelsea. That only tells me he is an Obama soldier and not s Hillary soldier.

Posted by: 1929 at February 08, 2018 04:27 PM (DYDUy)

46 ann coulter's column today...raises something I never realized...probably because I don't listen to news shows...but the intel community...yes, all 17 agencies, apparently threatened to blacklist any folks who would help DJT in his presidential run. That's how we would up with Page.

although 20% of an oil company would make me hard.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 04:27 PM (V3U1L)

47 Chelsea has a butter face but her body actually isn't bad. I'd give her an energetic 30 seconds.

Posted by: Malcolm Tex at February 08, 2018 04:27 PM (GSJcT)

48 top 100?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 08, 2018 04:28 PM (p87/x)

49 I'm still pissed about the idiot college student flushing her emotional support hamster down the toilet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2018 04:28 PM (ptqGC)

50 billy goat tic

Chris Collingsworth has a nice billy goat tic
voice

Posted by: azaleas city at February 08, 2018 04:28 PM (WX+x0)

51 Apparently Rush called Chris Cuomo "Fredo" today. Definitely him or someone like him reading here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 04:28 PM (39g3+)

52 I read these words and all I can hear is "where's special counsel II"?

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 04:28 PM (V3U1L)

53 Maybe we should call Ace, "Hermes TrismePostus."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 04:28 PM (k1TUh)

54
related: missed this one yesterday.

https://tinyurl.com/y99h4sxk

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2018 04:28 PM (r+sAi)

55 I'm glad Strzok there was dumb enough to get caught at a great many things. That he described Chubble with some accuracy is just the icing on the shit cake Felonia has to eat now.
Even her allies despise her clan.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 04:28 PM (fA1SL)

56 Doesn't security check for electronic devices before allowing entry into a SCIF?

Didn't Webb Hubbell die of a billy goat tic?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 08, 2018 04:28 PM (xzV6l)

57 18 Sure are a lot of FBI people leaving "of their own volition" right about now.

That OIG report is gonna be doomsday for a lot of these people I think
Posted by: Malcolm Tex at February 08, 2018 04:25 PM (GSJcT)

Unlike other Civil Service posts.. the FBI is covered by a separate set of rules.

Regular Civil Service, even if you are fired for cause, but are eligible for retirement, you can retire, BY LAW.

FBI, and now the VA, are under different rules..

They are retiring to protect said retirement... believing no one will come back after them if they are already gone.

We... will... see....

Posted by: Don Q, US Navy, Ret. at February 08, 2018 04:29 PM (NgKpN)

58 Chris Collingsworth has a nice billy goat tic
voice


"You should hear mine!"
--Stevie Nicks

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 04:29 PM (39g3+)

59 isn't chellzee due to win an award for something? i hear she has made great strides in dealing with the heartbreak of painful, rectal, itch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 08, 2018 04:29 PM (KP5rU)

60 I just can't wait to see the IG's report! All of these stepping downs and leaving for personal reasons have to be as a result of what they are finding..

But I really wanna see these sacks of shit behind bars.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 08, 2018 04:29 PM (so+oy)

61 He'll have a job at CNN in 3...2...1

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 04:29 PM (LiyEm)

62
But Justice roll down like waters and righteousness like an ever-flowing stream. Shit Comey says. I think he's gonna eat a bullet. When you are down to quoting Amos you are at the edge. Will someone give this man a push?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 04:29 PM (YV+SU)

63 Apparently Rush called Chris Cuomo "Fredo" today. Definitely him or someone like him reading here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 04:28 PM (39g3+)


Snerdley.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2018 04:29 PM (ptqGC)

64 is High T kicked in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2018 04:27 PM

You spelled vodka wrong.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 04:29 PM (+1EJs)

65 We ain't touching that!

Posted by: Goatfuckers at February 08, 2018 04:29 PM (wEG78)

66 49
I'm still pissed about the idiot college student flushing her emotional support hamster down the toilet.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2018 04:28 PM (ptqGC)

I never liked her anyway.

Posted by: Emotional Support Hamster at February 08, 2018 04:29 PM (4CCz5)

67
Willowed:

Jane - I am as well. Stupid girl. Want emotional support? Go to the airport bar and get tanked like everyone else.

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2018 04:29 PM (oiNtH)

68 what is the exact number of senior DOJ and FBI people removed from their jobs before we can stop with the "nothing is happening" thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (/tuJf

That is not the bar most people have set. And rightly so.

Posted by: 1929 at February 08, 2018 04:30 PM (DYDUy)

69 They are retiring to protect said retirement... believing no one will come back after them if they are already gone.



We... will... see....

Hey, it worked for me!

Posted by: Lois Lerner at February 08, 2018 04:30 PM (O5Q3r)

70 What is with the triple crown of low T sidebar posts? Second one this week. I think that is what happened to Sharyl Attkisson's computer when big choom brother was spying on her, or something.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at February 08, 2018 04:30 PM (Dp6qK)

71 i hear she has made great strides in dealing with the heartbreak of painful, rectal, itch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 08, 2018 04:29 PM (KP5rU)
I think in private she just calls her "mom."

Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2018 04:30 PM (14URa)

72 I can just see one of you going into a room with
Bill Kristol and giving him the speech, leaving a pistol with one bullet
and a bottle of booze with him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 04:27 PM (39g3+)
---
can someone just install the bullet for him, then keep the pistol and the booze?

asking for a friend.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 08, 2018 04:30 PM (p87/x)

73 I'm freeeee!!!!

Posted by: Emotional Support Hamster at February 08, 2018 04:30 PM (4CCz5)

74 Jane - I am as well. Stupid girl. Want emotional support? Go to the airport bar and get tanked like everyone else.

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2018 04:29 PM (oiNtH)


THIS

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)

75 It's understandable that Strzok would rag on Chelsea when he's spoiled by the HOT BABES like girlfriend Gumby.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 08, 2018 04:30 PM (zCyNd)

76 Hope Hicks needs to chill a little with the horrible makeup. Maybe get professional help.

Posted by: NCKate at February 08, 2018 04:30 PM (fVtAn)

77 I was willowed with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 04:31 PM (LiyEm)

78
His personal reason is that he doesn't want to testify in Congress.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2018 04:31 PM (r+sAi)

79
52 I read these words and all I can hear is "where's special counsel II"?

As Trump's Insurance Policy he has to install a Special Prosecutor prior to the November elections on the chance Dems take the House.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 04:31 PM (YV+SU)

80 what is the exact number of senior DOJ and FBI people removed from their jobs before we can stop with the "nothing is happening" thing.

"We all got perfectly respectable jobs at CNN and MSNBC!"
--Former Justice Employees

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 04:31 PM (39g3+)

81 49 I'm still pissed about the idiot college student flushing her emotional support hamster down the toilet."

I heard that, in a remarkable coincidence, Richard Gere used that same toilet a few minutes later and related that he had had a "most remarkable experience."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 04:31 PM (k1TUh)

82 I have heard that criminals run from cops for personal reasons.

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2018 04:31 PM (oiNtH)

83 I'm glad ace managed to chop up a few lines and get back to work.
We cannot spare this ewok - he blogs

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 04:31 PM (fA1SL)

84 Try flushing me bitch.

Posted by: Emotional Support Billy Goat at February 08, 2018 04:32 PM (4CCz5)

85 71; Hah! Got me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 08, 2018 04:32 PM (KP5rU)

86 TRUMP SAID DOODY THOUGH

Posted by: Mega at February 08, 2018 04:32 PM (gEWuk)

87 Seems to be a lot of turnover at the FBI. Must be a terrible place to work.

Posted by: Eugene Pike at February 08, 2018 04:32 PM (ECDXs)

88 1 what's a billy-goat tic?
Posted by: weft cut-loop


I think he meant "billy-goat ticks," the Lyme-disease-carrying arachnids. I myself have seen the ticks in Chelsea's hair.

Remember those lyrics from "Hair"?:

A home for ticks
A hole for dicks
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my Hair!

Posted by: zombie at February 08, 2018 04:32 PM (42M22)

89 >>That is not the bar most people have set. And rightly so.

It's the bar a very vocal group sure as hell has.

It's blindly obvious that people are going to be charged. The first step is removing them from their jobs and anyone who thinks all these people just decided to spend more time with their tv are high.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 04:32 PM (/tuJf)

90 http://bit.ly/2H0xuZJ
----
GM hourly workers to get $11,750 profit-sharing checks
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DAMN COMPANIES STILL GIVING THE DUMB SUCKERS CRUMBS!!!!

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 04:32 PM (y3aQB)

91 #72 provide the bullet for sweet william and leave the booze

too soon, timing

Posted by: azaleas city at February 08, 2018 04:32 PM (WX+x0)

92 The big drawback with the "pistol and mescal" approach is that the thing requires some sense of honor and dignity in the recipient. And I don't think we can expect any of that from folks like Jennifer Rubin and David Brooks

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 04:32 PM (39g3+)

93 How much more personal does it get than being danger of indictment? It won't help them though, they could be easily found unless they flee the country.

Better still, they all keep ending up at CNN to spout their venom for all to see. When the time comes - two birds, one stone. Neither they nor CNN will like the next few years.

Posted by: Decaf at February 08, 2018 04:32 PM (/3+Sg)

94 Didn't Jim Baker just retire?
---
Nah Tammy Faye ........... err Oh I see

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 04:33 PM (y3aQB)

95 Well, this was a pretty meaty post for a guy with low T.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 08, 2018 04:33 PM (ZM2xo)

96 87 Seems to be a lot of turnover at the FBI. Must be a terrible place to work.
Posted by: Eugene Pike


Mmmm-mmm, turnovers.

Posted by: zombie at February 08, 2018 04:33 PM (42M22)

97 69 They are retiring to protect said retirement... believing no one will come back after them if they are already gone.

We... will... see....

Hey, it worked for me!
__________________
Methinks Trump will see to it that they all pay the Ticket to Ride they charged General Flynn. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 04:33 PM (YV+SU)

98 I'm concerned about Ace. I'm an old lady with an autoimmune disease, and Ace is sickly more often than I am. Something's not right.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:33 PM (lwiT4)

99 I heard that, in a remarkable coincidence, Richard
Gere used that same toilet a few minutes later and related that he had
had a "most remarkable experience."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 04:31 PM (k1TUh)

I shouldn't laugh like that, it only encourages you.

Posted by: Emotional Support Billy Goat at February 08, 2018 04:33 PM (4CCz5)

100 Sure are a lot of people stepping down.

You know, I'm betting a lot of people in prison would've liked to "step down" from something instead of go to prison.

Like yeah, I'm stepping down from my position as leader of The Crips. Not gonna do it anymore. I'm taking up volunteer work at the food pantry. So we're totes cool with not talking about those conspiracy and murder charges, right?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2018 04:33 PM (4ErVI)

101 Remember those lyrics from "Hair"?

Not a high point in hippie poetry, that show

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 04:33 PM (39g3+)

102 People throw away their career and head for the hills all the time for a fictitious scandal they had nothing to do with.

Posted by: Maritime at February 08, 2018 04:33 PM (lKmt3)

103 Laufman: "I've decided to spend more time with my family." Why? Because coming out as gay man was already taken.

Posted by: fly gal at February 08, 2018 04:33 PM (8TdcF)

104 Oh, c'mon! Intent wasn't there. Doesn't matter? Not for those lucky few the statute explicitly exonerates! What? No exceptions? Who knew? Oh, everyone! Nevermind!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 08, 2018 04:34 PM (rdl6o)

105 31 One point in his favor -- he apparently finds Chelsea Clinton to be "awful," "entitled," lacking in any authenticity, and suffering a "[billy] goat tic" in speaking.

Yeah his little note about Chelsea was really Mean Girls but basically true.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (39g3+)



Guarantee he would vote for her in a heartbeat though.

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2018 04:34 PM (lKs2v)

106 I just googled "billy goat tic" and the only thing returned was this thread.

so what does it mean anyway? Does Chelsea eat tin cans?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 08, 2018 04:34 PM (ILitO)

107 off billy Goat!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 04:34 PM (4CCz5)

108
I'll bet Chel-Z can have the pick of any litter for major awards from National Livestock Associations, but she declines them because they strike a little too close to home.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2018 04:34 PM (pNxlR)

109 And I don't think we can expect any of that from folks like Jennifer Rubin and David Brooks

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 04:32 PM (39g3+)

They're allowed to get drunk and shoot each other.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 08, 2018 04:34 PM (zCyNd)

110 Being conceived in Haiti with help of a Voodoo preist will have that effect on a person.

Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 04:34 PM (touVE)

111 ticks vs tics

not exclusive

Posted by: azaleas city at February 08, 2018 04:34 PM (WX+x0)

112 29
So what is the exact number of senior DOJ and FBI people removed from
their jobs before we can stop with the "nothing is happening" thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (/tuJf)



ALL OF THEM! YEARGH!!! ARGLE BARGLE!

Posted by: The guy who says nothing is happening here at February 08, 2018 04:34 PM (ymnmz)

113 /surfaces.... removes his mask and rebreather...

FREEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: Emotional Support no more Hamster at February 08, 2018 04:34 PM (NgKpN)

114 So what is the exact number of senior DOJ and FBI people removed from their jobs before we can stop with the "nothing is happening" thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (/tuJf)

Seven guys went to prison over Watergate. Not to cushy retirement.

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at February 08, 2018 04:34 PM (czkHE)

115 It made no sense for an person from counter-intelligence to interview Clinton.

Her investigation was a criminal investigation regarding criminal violations, such as evading FOIL and Disclosure of Classified Information (18 USC 79. She was suspected of passing that information to her aides and storing it on an improper server.

The only reason for a counterintelligence agent to interview her is if Clinton was suspected of passing classified information to foreign agents.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2018 04:34 PM (ATVNj)

116
Well...we are all comfy here on Chelsea's taint.


But, she hasn't learned how to talk with her cooter, yet.

Posted by: Billy Goat Ticks at February 08, 2018 04:35 PM (E3rQ4)

117 102
People throw away their career and head for the hills all the time for a fictitious scandal they had nothing to do with.

Posted by: Maritime at February 08, 2018 04:33 PM (lKmt3)


Can we borrow that?

Posted by: VOX at February 08, 2018 04:35 PM (Dp6qK)

118 >98
I'm concerned about Ace. I'm an old lady with an autoimmune disease, and
Ace is sickly more often than I am. Something's not right.


Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:33 PM (lwiT4)<<

I think he is stressing about almost being 29.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2018 04:35 PM (sjdRT)

119 >>Seven guys went to prison over Watergate. Not to cushy retirement.

And it took years to wrap up a much smaller scandal.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 04:35 PM (/tuJf)

120
I'm guessing that "billy goat tic" refers to her saying "eh, eh, eh" a lot when she talks, or something similar.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2018 04:36 PM (pNxlR)

121 So the MSM say's we conservatives are crazy about our conspiracy theories about FBI/DOJ illegality.

Yet, people over there are dropping like flies.

MSM's response: "*blink* *blink* Trump Collusion!! *blink*"

Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2018 04:36 PM (G0vdT)

122 -
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I just googled "billy goat tic" and the only thing returned was this thread.

so what does it mean anyway? Does Chelsea eat tin cans?


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 08, 2018 04:34 PM

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She's got Lyme disease.


Posted by: irright at February 08, 2018 04:36 PM (pMGkg)

123
But Justice roll down like waters and righteousness like an ever-flowing stream. Shit Comey says. I think he's gonna eat a bullet. When you are down to quoting Amos you are at the edge. Will someone give this man a push?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 04:29 PM (YV+SU)





If Comey ever eats a bullet, someone else's fingerprints will be on the trigger. I don't believe that pansy-ass has the intestinal fortitude to take himself out.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 08, 2018 04:36 PM (XWkhW)

124 so Chelsea took after Mommy Dearest ?

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 04:36 PM (y3aQB)

125 I'm guessing that "billy goat tic" refers to her saying "eh, eh, eh" a lot when she talks, or something similar.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2018 04:36 PM (pNxlR)


Well hell, that would cover Choom Boy, too. "Ummm.....errr....ah......"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2018 04:36 PM (ptqGC)

126 This Strzok guy is a good reminder of how the "elites", aren't. Real comforting to think someone of his apparent intellect and character is the senior counter-intel guy.


And once again I will remind that I am #1 in the Comey suicide pool.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2018 04:37 PM (QDnY+)

127 Someone stole some pens in the work cabinet...

Welp, I'm outta here. And I didn't have anything to do with it, either. Whatever happened.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2018 04:37 PM (4ErVI)

128 The only reason for a counterintelligence agent to interview her is if Clinton was suspected of passing classified information to foreign agents. through a cutout or drop box

So everyone that Hillary did pass classified documents to should be investigated.

Posted by: Eugene Pike at February 08, 2018 04:37 PM (ECDXs)

129 I think he is stressing about almost being 29.


Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2018 04:35 PM (sjdRT)
===============

Yeah, well just wait till he gets to 129, like the rest of us.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:37 PM (lwiT4)

130 126
This Strzok guy is a good reminder of how the "elites", aren't. Real
comforting to think someone of his apparent intellect and character is
the senior counter-intel guy.

And he's still employed

Posted by: at February 08, 2018 04:37 PM (O2RFr)

131 The brilliance of Strzok and Page to do things with a government phone most people wouldn't dream of doing amazes me

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 08, 2018 04:37 PM (aC6Sd)

132 I think it is more of a webb hubbell.

Billy's got nothing to do with it.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 04:37 PM (48QDY)

133 Ummmmm doesn't anyone check to see if there are cell phones in a SCIF?

And, stupid, stupid, stupid me, I assumed using a cell phone in a SCIF would be an instafiring offense.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at February 08, 2018 04:37 PM (mf5HN)

134 "Bringing a cell phone or any device into a SCIF is an auto termination offense. No appeal and MSPB won't touch it."

---------

Marie Antoinette Strzok is not subject to the same laws as the little people.

Now, how did that work out?

Posted by: Decaf at February 08, 2018 04:37 PM (/3+Sg)

135 Sooper-Duper FBI Counterintelligence Agent brings his cell phone into a SCIF? Oh my! Does the FBI know counterintelligence doesn't mean to act counter to being intelligent?

Strozk is a walking - talking Insider Threat brief. How did OPM lose all our security clearance records to the Chinese? Top. Men.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 04:37 PM (hUqh+)

136 Ace, phones it in today so he can take tomorrow off as well and enjoy a nice weekend, which to be fair is well deserved.

I'm still hoping for an Omarosa post for tomorrow considering tonight she whips up SJWs and feminists into a psychotic frenzy on Celebrity Big Brother.

Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 04:38 PM (touVE)

137 If Comey ever eats a bullet, someone else's
fingerprints will be on the trigger. I don't believe that pansy-ass has
the intestinal fortitude to take himself out.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 08, 2018 04:36 PM (XWkhW)


He'll shoot himself in the back of the head so he doesn't see the bullet coming. And he'll do it twice, just to be sure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2018 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

138 Someone stole some pens in the work cabinet...

Welp, I'm outta here. And I didn't have anything to do with it, either. Whatever happened.
------------------------------

How about the missing strawberries?

Posted by: Boots at February 08, 2018 04:38 PM (EBwPV)

139 They're allowed to get drunk and shoot each other.

More likely to get drunk and end up in a cuddle pile in the opposite corner from the scary gun

Guarantee he would vote for her in a heartbeat though.

Yeah. Like the people who despise and know Clinton is scum but voted for her. I know a guy that admitted that she was literally evil but still better than Trump. ???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 04:38 PM (39g3+)

140 26 I don't understand why they tried to make Chelsea a TV star. I think she's more of a Webb type.
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (zCyNd)


A face for radio.

Or maybe the Preakness.

No, definitely the Preakness.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 04:38 PM (YqDXo)

141 I guess that IG report is going to be loaded with sources and methods, huh?

Drip...drip...big fucking tidal wave

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 04:38 PM (p8Rx3)

142
Still waiting for just one indictment.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2018 04:38 PM (r+sAi)

143 And it took years to wrap up a much smaller scandal.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 04:35 PM (/tuJf)

Good point. It took 2 - 3 years from the break in.

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at February 08, 2018 04:38 PM (czkHE)

144 The only reason for a counterintelligence agent to interview her is if Clinton was suspected of passing classified information to foreign agents.

Yeah, that intent thing. It doesn't really matter if she intended to pass classified information by having an unsecured server or using an unsecured method of transmission.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 08, 2018 04:38 PM (rdl6o)

145 106
I just googled "billy goat tic" and the only thing returned was this thread.

so what does it mean anyway? Does Chelsea eat tin cans?


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 08, 2018 04:34 PM (ILitO)



Chelsea Clinton tic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fup6NPzwhLI

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at February 08, 2018 04:38 PM (Dp6qK)

146 Ummmmm doesn't anyone check to see if there are cell phones in a SCIF?

And, stupid, stupid, stupid me, I assumed using a cell phone in a SCIF would be an instafiring offense.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at February 08, 2018 04:37 PM

Sandy Berger called, he'd like a word.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 04:38 PM (+1EJs)

147 >Yeah, well just wait till he gets to 129, like the rest of us.


Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:37 PM (lwiT4)<

Roger that Grammie.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2018 04:38 PM (sjdRT)

148 Still waiting for just one indictment.

And not Donald Trump

Posted by: at February 08, 2018 04:39 PM (O2RFr)

149 So what is the exact number of senior DOJ and FBI people removed from their jobs before we can stop with the "nothing is happening" thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (/tuJf)

-

Something is definitely happening, but moving on to lobbying jobs or CNN gigs isn't going to keep the republic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 08, 2018 04:39 PM (ks6bw)

150 120
I'm guessing that "billy goat tic" refers to her saying "eh, eh, eh" a lot when she talks, or something similar.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2018 04:36 PM (pNxlR)


It's the soft braying:

https://youtu.be/NobfMSwXm60

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole hut In at February 08, 2018 04:39 PM (CPk08)

151
I am an eternal optimist, but if anyone thinks Comey or any of the really big fish are going to do any time let alone even face a jury, I have a few bridges to sell you over the East River.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2018 04:39 PM (mbhDw)

152 Seven guys went to prison over Watergate. Not to cushy retirement.

=======================


Chuck Colson was very very thankful for Watergate.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:39 PM (lwiT4)

153 Peter Strzok is a horrible person for speaking of Chelsea Clinton in such a vulgar and divisive manner. He obviously lacks proper pedigree and has but one redeeming value...'Hate Trump'!

Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at February 08, 2018 04:39 PM (yhf6w)

154 -
--
"So everyone that Hillary did pass classified documents to should be investigated.

"


----------------------------

We've got immunity, bitches!


Posted by: Skankles Inner Circle at February 08, 2018 04:39 PM (pMGkg)

155 No, its like
"If my mom doesn't win, its going to be ba-a-a-a-a-a-ad, really really ba-a-a-a-a-a-ad"

Posted by: Lord Culvert at February 08, 2018 04:39 PM (ukpdS)

156 Before the cock crows today you will post in me three times.

Posted by: The sidebar at February 08, 2018 04:39 PM (y87Qq)

157
Ace, do some curls, bro. The pump will make you feel better.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 08, 2018 04:39 PM (cFrcL)

158 Well at least CNN has it squirrel for the day.. Stock market

Posted by: at February 08, 2018 04:40 PM (O2RFr)

159 http://bit.ly/2GYUA2W
---
GOD Adam Schitt's sister looks like a guy

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 04:40 PM (y3aQB)

160 This Strzok guy is a good reminder of how the "elites", aren't.

Yeah reading those texts is like peering into the mind of a 13 year old. I feel embarrassed this guy even worked for the government.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 04:40 PM (39g3+)

161 I read about Chelsea's stint at NBC in of all places Vanity Fair. She. Was. Hated. She was brought in at $600K in front of everyone else that has to finish an internship, make coffee, and be the office ass-wipes. She treated other staff like scum and had zero talent.

Oh to be connected.

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2018 04:40 PM (oiNtH)

162 David Laufman, who leads the DOJ's counterintelligence division, is leaving the DOJ for personal reasons, according to The Washington Post.


he wants to spend more time with his thumbs

Posted by: x at February 08, 2018 04:40 PM (nFwvY)

163 126. That's just turrble. I mean, sure, all throughout history, good ans honorable men, finding themselves out of step with the corrupt amd depraved usurpers in power, have engaged in such activity as a means of heroic existential refusal to participate in or even condone everything that goes against their every principle. And, sure, these martyrs are revered for ages thereafter, but it's cruel to tell Comey this.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 04:40 PM (fA1SL)

164 Before the cock crows today you will post in me three times.

Posted by: The sidebar at February 08, 2018 04:39 PM (y87Qq)


I just laughed so loud I scared the cat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2018 04:40 PM (ptqGC)

165
That Clinton interview in full:

Laufman: State your name.

Clinton: Hillary Clinton.

Laufman: No more questions. Obviously innocent. Where's my check?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2018 04:40 PM (BWL+E)

166 GOD Adam Schitt's sister looks like a guy

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 04:40 PM (y3aQB)
At least one of them does.

Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2018 04:41 PM (14URa)

167 Chuck Colson was very very thankful for Watergate.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:39 PM (lwiT4)

Yes he was, he became a wonderful minister.

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at February 08, 2018 04:41 PM (czkHE)

168 156 Before the cock crows today you will post in me three times.
__________________________________

He said "cock" and "in me."

Yeah, yeah.

Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at February 08, 2018 04:41 PM (ATVNj)

169 130 126
This Strzok guy is a good reminder of how the "elites", aren't. Real
comforting to think someone of his apparent intellect and character is
the senior counter-intel guy.

And he's still employed
Posted by: at February 08, 2018 04:37 PM (O2RFr)

Yup.... seen it time and again.... someone opens an investigation so they can STOP answering questions about something...

Like the Vegas shooter... they will never close the investigation because now they can just say 'we don't comment on active investigations'...

Same with Fast and Furious...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 08, 2018 04:41 PM (NgKpN)

170 Anyone else find it... odd... that as the Derp State's entire Trump/Russia Collusion story is falling apart...

... the Stock Market is crashing?

Posted by: DocJ at February 08, 2018 04:41 PM (NYS7S)

171
Well, when the sewers of whereever are overrun with hamster/crocodile hybrids with a murderous rage and a tremendous yearning for human flesh, we'll at least know when it all started.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2018 04:41 PM (pNxlR)

172 Poor Ch-el-el-el-sea.

She can't help it that her parents were the spawn of the Devil.

Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2018 04:41 PM (bJ0w+)

173

That Chelsea Clinton sure talks all sexy and stuff.

Posted by: Black Phillip at February 08, 2018 04:41 PM (E3rQ4)

174 I hate when you've got a bowl of pistachios and you're down to the ones you can't open.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:41 PM (lwiT4)

175 Adirondack I've long wondered the same thing (well ever since I found out the senior CI agent was involved) - why CI for this particular kind of Espionage Act case, which was entirely about the domestic side, handling of classified info?


And who's going to be top supervisor for any eventual criminal cases that arise from FISA abuse? Gonna have to be another effing special counsel, it would seem, since Sessions is recused and Rosie is conflicted out. But who appoints/supervises the SC?



Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2018 04:42 PM (QDnY+)

176 Poor Chelsea, raised to think she was royalty and entitled to greatness, certain of her future, but totally unready and unworthy of the role.

And because we're not a monarchy, yet at least, she can't get in on a technicality like some of England's more regrettable monarchs. Mostly named George.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 04:42 PM (39g3+)

177

What difference, at this point, does it make?1/1?!?!?1!?!?!??//?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 08, 2018 04:42 PM (mPeei)

178 >>Something is definitely happening, but moving on to lobbying jobs or CNN gigs isn't going to keep the republic.

And who here thinks Donald Trump, a guy who ran on draining the swamp and was framed and had his family and administration framed by these same people to first try and steal his presidency and then ruin his administration, is going to just let them walk into a happy retirement?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 04:42 PM (/tuJf)

179 153: I agree completely!

Posted by: Snoreregard at February 08, 2018 04:42 PM (5gaNQ)

180 I read about Chelsea's stint at NBC in of all places Vanity Fair. She. Was. Hated. She was brought in at $600K in front of everyone else that has to finish an internship, make coffee, and be the office ass-wipes. She treated other staff like scum and had zero talent.

Oh to be connected.

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2018 04:40 PM (oiNtH)
------------------------------------

As payoffs to the Clinton Crime Cartel goes, they got off damn cheap. Only $600K?

Posted by: Boots at February 08, 2018 04:42 PM (EBwPV)

181 "I read these words and all I can hear is "where's special counsel II"?
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 04:28 PM (V3U1L)"

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No, thus is much more fun. An SC would would get all unity with delusions of grandeur about being historic and ultimately saving the government.

Posted by: Decaf at February 08, 2018 04:42 PM (/3+Sg)

182 115 It made no sense for an person from counter-intelligence to interview Clinton.

Her investigation was a criminal investigation regarding criminal violations, such as evading FOIL and Disclosure of Classified Information (18 USC 79. She was suspected of passing that information to her aides and storing it on an improper server.

The only reason for a counterintelligence agent to interview her is if Clinton was suspected of passing classified information to foreign agents.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2018 04:34 PM (ATVNj)


I had Rush on during my daily trip to the dog park, and Rush indicated counterintelligence investigations are NOT related to a crime investigation. Coounterintelligence investigation may, of course, lead to a criminal investigation, but the two are legally separate issues.

Big difference is that counterintelligence MUST be reported to the POTUS.

Which means that Obama may not have interfered with any criminal investigation, but with Strzok present, he was required to be briefed by the counterintelligence agent.

Posted by: jwb7605 at February 08, 2018 04:42 PM (DofIg)

183 I hate when you've got a bowl of pistachios and you're down to the ones you can't open.


Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:41 PM (lwiT4)


I always leave those for my husband. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2018 04:42 PM (ptqGC)

184 174
I hate when you've got a bowl of pistachios and you're down to the ones you can't open.


Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:41 PM (lwiT4)
I feel your pain, grammie. Of course, now I really want pistachios . . .

Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2018 04:42 PM (14URa)

185 What difference, at this point, does it make?1/1?!?!?1!?!?!??//?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 08, 2018 04:42 PM (mPeei)


Not much, which is just great.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole hut In at February 08, 2018 04:42 PM (CPk08)

186 119 >>Seven guys went to prison over Watergate. Not to cushy retirement.

And it took years to wrap up a much smaller scandal.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 04:35 PM (/tuJf)

Less than two years for indictments so we still have time is we are doing a comparison.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 04:42 PM (DYDUy)

187 I am an eternal optimist, but if anyone thinks Comey or any of the really big fish are going to do any time let alone even face a jury, I have a few bridges to sell you over the East River.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

__________

Even if it went that far, would any jury in DC convict them?

I mean when you have a place where something like 95% voted against Trump, the Deep State can almost do whatever the hell it wants, how will you ever find 12 jurors willing to go along with a conviction that would be perceived as "helping Trump".

We saw what happened in San Fran with that illegal alien, these people are willing to release stone cold murderers.

Posted by: Maritime at February 08, 2018 04:43 PM (lKmt3)

188 I've actually been told if you feel like low energy and low T after training very hard for weeks, then take a few days off to eat a bunch, rest, and sleep to let your body reset.

We ain't all 25 years old.

Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 04:43 PM (touVE)

189 Chelsea Clinton? I'd bite that.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 08, 2018 04:43 PM (sjdRT)

190 Yes he was, he became a wonderful minister.

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at February 08, 2018 04:41 PM (czkHE)
====================

Eric Metaxis runs his ministry now, I believe. I love Eric Metaxis.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:43 PM (lwiT4)

191 Rand Paul is talking crazy talk about not spending money we don't have.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2018 04:43 PM (fuK7c)

192 Bringing a cell phone or any device into a SCIF is an auto termination offense. No appeal and MSPB won't touch it.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 08, 2018 04:23 PM (+Dllb)

And yet Strzok is still working for the FBI... It is a messed up world we are living in.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 04:43 PM (SrkNc)

193 162 David Laufman, who leads the DOJ's counterintelligence division, is leaving the DOJ for personal reasons, according to The Washington Post.


he wants to spend more time with his thumbs
Posted by: x at February 08, 2018 04:40 PM (nFwvY)

Note as well... that Laufman's input would be all over the Steele memo stuff... as head of counter intel....

Posted by: Don Q. at February 08, 2018 04:43 PM (NgKpN)

194 30 years of Dragnet pro-FBI propaganda down the tubes in a matter of weeks.

Posted by: zombie at February 08, 2018 04:44 PM (42M22)

195 It is possible they weren't physically in the SCIF when he texted "we're here in Jim's SCIF". I had a boss who would call me from just outside a SCIF saying similar. And I would razz him with an, "Oh, really now..."

Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh at February 08, 2018 04:44 PM (EsHMF)

196 grammie, always keep one of those crusher/nutcrackers handy for just that purpose. BTW, Trader Joe's has salt and pepper pistachios that are as addictive as potato chips. Even the process of opening them doesn't seem to help in reducing rate of consumption.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2018 04:44 PM (QDnY+)

197 the only thing chellzee should be connected to is a carriage in central park. she can eat carrots through the chainlink fence when she's on break.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 08, 2018 04:44 PM (KP5rU)

198 Still waiting for just one indictment.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2018 04:38 PM (r+sAi)

Check the comment right above yours.

They're coming.

They won't be any meaningless "Contempt of Congress" like Holder got.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 04:44 PM (48QDY)

199 Over emails of sighs
To rest my eyes in shades of green
With scheming liars
To Marcycoo Park, that's where I've been

What did you do there? - I got high
What did you feel there? - Billy goat eyes
But why the tears there? - Those idols cried
It's all too beautiful, It's all too beautiful
It's all too beautiful, It's all too beautiful

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 04:44 PM (0tfLf)

200 Sessions is not recused from FISA abuse or any related investigation, just the "Is Trump guilty of Russian collusion" investigation. Plus, he's just the man at the top, its not like somehow the entire Justice Department is out to lunch when he's not part of the direct investigation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 04:44 PM (39g3+)

201 169: Yes, still employed. Wray apparently has no qualms about this or is pissing his pants hoping that Horowitz is a man of honor and not a crocodile. OR, as he wanted to hire Boente as a counsel, he's pleased at the behavior

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 04:44 PM (5gaNQ)

202 Hi Peaches - I'll share. Of course, I only have the ones I can't open

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:44 PM (lwiT4)

203 http://bit.ly/2FVsMuU
----
Butchy Melissa Schiff Soros

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 04:44 PM (y3aQB)

204
So what is the exact number of senior DOJ and FBI people removed from
their jobs before we can stop with the "nothing is happening" thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 04:26 PM (/tuJf)

All of them... and even then the press will refuse to print a story about it.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 04:44 PM (SrkNc)

205 188 I've actually been told if you feel like low energy and low T after training very hard for weeks, then take a few days off to eat a bunch, rest, and sleep to let your body reset.

We ain't all 25 years old.
Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 04:43 PM (touVE)

That.... and all the Low T supplements need to be taken like 2 months on, 1 month off... or your body stops responding to the supplement...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 08, 2018 04:45 PM (NgKpN)

206 We were out boating! I was in Jim's skiff, you goddamn Nazis!!

Posted by: Peter Strzok's plausible explanation at February 08, 2018 04:45 PM (+INtM)

207 chelsea:
I'm ready for my closeup Mr. DeMille

Where's the burqa. fire wardrobe. get the damn burqa NOW !

Posted by: azaleas city at February 08, 2018 04:45 PM (WX+x0)

208 Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at February 08, 2018 04:38 PM (czkHE)

Less than two years.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 04:45 PM (DYDUy)

209 Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 04:29 PM (YV+SU)

I've quote4d Amos "Let Justice roll.." etc here and I'm not near the edge. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2018 04:45 PM (8+Ozj)

210
Part of the problem is time, if GOP loses house this fall, more barriers will be put in place for investigation. As an aside, why the GOP didn't legislate like hell the first 2 years was pretty dumb, but also the GOP is half Dem.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2018 04:46 PM (r+sAi)

211 30 years of Dragnet pro-FBI propaganda down the tubes in a matter of weeks.

Efrem Zimbalist Jr. spins in his grave...

Posted by: tu3031 at February 08, 2018 04:46 PM (O5Q3r)

212
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 08 2018 04:44 PM (KP5rU)




What about animal cruelty laws?

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:46 PM (lwiT4)

213 If Comey eats a bullet, his wife and family retain his retirement and the insurance and dumb people feel SADZ. Or, he can man up and admit he is Obama's service animal.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 04:46 PM (YV+SU)

214 he meant 'billy goat TICK'. She's had one imbedded in her lip since 2015 the poor thing.

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 04:46 PM (Zxs9d)

215 Which means that Obama may not have interfered with any criminal investigation, but with Strzok present, he was required to be briefed by the counterintelligence agent.

Well, and there's the "obama wants to know everything" text he sent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 04:46 PM (39g3+)

216 And who's going to be top supervisor for any eventual criminal cases that arise from FISA abuse?
____________________________________

All good questions. I wonder if the DOJ IG can prosecute?

Ultimately, Sessions will have to be involved. That recusal crap is nonsense, especially in light of the dossier. Sessions should say, "Nothing in Mueller's investigation indicates a conflict on my part, therefore, I am no longer recusing myself in the absence of any evidence of Russian collusion."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2018 04:46 PM (ATVNj)

217 "Bringing a cell phone into a SCIF now brings cyberintrusion right into the place built to lock out all cyberintrusion..."

Shut your whore mouth. We see nothing. We hear nothing. Just go about your business and we'll sit here quiet as church mice.

Posted by: Google, Chrome, Android, Alphabet et al. at February 08, 2018 04:46 PM (H8S+R)

218 200: During his confirmation hearings he pledges to recuse himself from all things Hillary. How broadly he defines this is the question, and not appointing a special counsel for this, keeping Rosenstein and Ohr at DOJ, and praising Roddy speaks volumes

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 04:47 PM (5gaNQ)

219 They're saying he probably had a role in the FISA application on Page.

Posted by: Dang at February 08, 2018 04:47 PM (8b+oT)

220 >>Less than two years for indictments so we still have time is we are doing a comparison.

We aren't. Watergate was a second rate burglary and coverup. A single criminal act.

This is scandal that touches at least 3 branches of government, includes numerous crimes including Hillary's email and creating a false Russian scam, the sale of 20% or our uranium to the same Russia (odd that the media doesn't notice that Hillary sold uranium to the same Russia she now claims is our biggest enemy) and includes dozens of people.

The scale the two scandals isn't remotely comparable.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 04:47 PM (/tuJf)

221 scifs are usually shielded aren't they?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 08, 2018 04:47 PM (MTjB1)

222 211 30 years of Dragnet pro-FBI propaganda down the tubes in a matter of weeks.

Efrem Zimbalist Jr. spins in his grave...


Posted by: tu3031 at February 08, 2018 04:46 PM



I'd take a spin on Stephanie.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 04:47 PM (0tfLf)

223 STOP TALKING ABOUT SALTY TREATS PLEASE!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 04:47 PM (4CCz5)

224 "They are retiring to protect said retirement... believing no one will come back after them if they are already gone."

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That may have been the bastards' understanding of their privileges until now. If the rule breakers and the law breakers on the inside are not made to pay then you can kiss goodbye to any legitimacy and/or authority government will have over the population.

Posted by: Decaf at February 08, 2018 04:47 PM (/3+Sg)

225 grammie, always keep one of those crusher/nutcrackers handy for just that purpose.
==================


Lemme see if we have one. Otherwise I've got a pretty heavy hymnal.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:47 PM (lwiT4)

226 212; grammie, are you talking about the paying customers?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 08, 2018 04:47 PM (KP5rU)

227 I want Mattis for Special Consul, I mean Counsel. I want him pleading with tears in his eyes for them to come clean within 24 hours.

Posted by: x at February 08, 2018 04:47 PM (nFwvY)

228 Oh to be a fly on the wall in the executive offices of the FBI right now.

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at February 08, 2018 04:47 PM (vHWuj)

229 221
scifs are usually shielded aren't they?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. ---


That was my understanding.

Posted by: pep at February 08, 2018 04:48 PM (LAe3v)

230 "scifs are usually shielded aren't they?"

Don't know for sure always but they generally are. Bascially faraday cages or whatevs.

Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh at February 08, 2018 04:48 PM (EsHMF)

231 204: early retirement and voluntary quitting doesn't count

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 04:48 PM (5gaNQ)

232 STOP TALKING ABOUT SALTY TREATS PLEASE!


Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 04:47 PM (4CCz5)
========================

How do you feel about Baby Ruth's?

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:48 PM (lwiT4)

233 scifs are usually shielded aren't they?

Details like that are...yes...classified.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 04:48 PM (p8Rx3)

234 All of the plastic surgery, bonded teeth, education, and photo-shopped magazine covers and still Chelsea couldn't rise above mediocre.

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2018 04:49 PM (oiNtH)

235 No mention of FBI investigation of Duncan Hunter? Huh.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 08, 2018 04:49 PM (3Wri6)

236 Rand Paul is talking crazy talk about not spending money we don't have.





Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2018 04:43 PM (fuK7c)

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/dont-buy-stuff/n12020

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 04:49 PM (SrkNc)

237 That service hamster pic made me hungry. Those things are like furry truffles.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 08, 2018 04:49 PM (sjdRT)

238 You've just won an all expense paid trip to beautiful Guantanamo Bay!

What's that? You say you'd rather not get on the plane? Well well well . . .

Posted by: Monte Hall at February 08, 2018 04:49 PM (mCi0l)

239 http://bit.ly/2H1t0SM
----
Washington Post Met Twice with Hoax Dossier Author Christopher Steele During 2016 Election

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 04:49 PM (y3aQB)

240 193 162 David Laufman, who leads the DOJ's counterintelligence division, is leaving the DOJ for personal reasons, according to The Washington Post.
----------------------
What happened to Priestap?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 04:49 PM (YV+SU)

241 grammie, are you talking about the paying customers?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 08, 2018 04:47 PM (KP5rU)
=================

I was thinking about those poor horses, harnessed along with her. Sad.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:49 PM (lwiT4)

242 You people obviously haven't been to Twitchy lately. None of this is big news. The big news is a spokesperson today said "this is the fourth time we have fired Omarosa".

And by using The pronoun we it reveals the whole Trump administration thinks this is just another season of the Apprentice. Or something.

Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 08, 2018 04:50 PM (SkuXa)

243 I'd take a spin on Stephanie.

Holy moly was she a hottie in Remington Steele.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 04:50 PM (p8Rx3)

244 What the hell is a billy goat tic? Is it Baaaaaaaaaaad?

Posted by: Orson-bot at February 08, 2018 04:50 PM (/8xJl)

245 So all of DC is made up of people who had the crap beat out of them in elementary school? It seems like they are all the little shits and snitches who received atomic wedges, swirlies, nuggies and indian burns.

Posted by: Archer at February 08, 2018 04:50 PM (gbWkA)

246 213. he looked like one of the demons Melania had exorcised from the WH in JJ's pic.

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 04:50 PM (Zxs9d)

247 Bringing a cell phone or any device into a SCIF is an auto termination offense. No appeal and MSPB won't touch it

Bringing one in isn't, accidents happen.

Using one? Yeah that's career suicide.

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at February 08, 2018 04:50 PM (vHWuj)

248 >>What happened to Priestap?

FBI.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 04:50 PM (/tuJf)

249 I haven't seen any of this reported on TMZ or Entertainment Tonight, so it must not be important.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 08, 2018 04:50 PM (6Ll1u)

250 scifs are usually shielded aren't they?

Details like that are...yes...classified.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February




well, that they are shielded is not so secret, that is kind of the purpose. how they are shielded may be. he probably would not have been able to transmit if he was in a scif but the concern would have been recording and transmitting later were he using a standard phone.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 08, 2018 04:50 PM (MTjB1)

251 241; true enough. no horse deserves that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 08, 2018 04:51 PM (KP5rU)

252 The proper description for these people is---
slimy, obnoxious, bilious, rancid, putrid, evil, diabolic, lying, demon, snakes.

Posted by: Eromero at February 08, 2018 04:51 PM (zLDYs)

253 Also, the few SCIFs I have been around had no extra security (and they were, so I was told/implied/inferred, FBI SCIFs). There was usually a pigeonhole box outside for storage of your cell phones.

Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh at February 08, 2018 04:51 PM (EsHMF)

254 Holy moly was she a hottie in Remington Steele.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 04:50 PM (p8Rx3)
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Absolutely

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 04:51 PM (y3aQB)

255 How do you feel about Baby Ruth's?
--------------------
grammie, they were good until I discovered Nutrageous. That is some serious candy bar goodness.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 04:51 PM (YV+SU)

256 228 Oh to be a fly on the wall in the executive offices of the FBI right now.

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at February 08, 2018 04:47 PM



Komrade, am being thinking Amerikanskis have discovered bug #6.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 04:51 PM (0tfLf)

257 Ignoring crimes .. meh

Bringing a cell phone into a SCIF ... he's gone

Posted by: Sweden Meatball Team at February 08, 2018 04:51 PM (r0Hok)

258 knit one pearl two
treason three sedition four

all those Clinotnistas handed the immunity candy, can't we still demand they testify without them pleading the fifth?

So many easy questions that never got asked, so nice to have dirty cops protecting Hillary's mafia.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2018 04:51 PM (bT8Z4)

259 Holy moly was she a hottie in Remington Steele.
========================


Remington Steele was a hottie in Remington Steele.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:52 PM (lwiT4)

260 "Meanwhile, new texts seem to indicate that Peter Strzok violated security protocols..."

Who hasn't? Apparently, if you aren't violating security protocols, then the FBI isn't the place for you.

All this talk of security, privacy, integrity? Guess what? All talk. There really doesn't seem to be any difference between contemporary IC and Barney Fife.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 08, 2018 04:52 PM (H8S+R)

261 How do you feel about Baby Ruth's?


Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:48 PM (lwiT4)

That's so wrong Grammie. I am jonesing for potato chips or salty something or sweet salty something. and I have to go food shopping. Chips are my addiction. the really crispy kind...what am i doing to myself!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 04:52 PM (4CCz5)

262 Also, the few SCIFs I have been around had no extra security (and they were, so I was told/implied/inferred, FBI SCIFs). There was usually a pigeonhole box outside for storage of your cell phones.
Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh at February




not every scif has situation room guards?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 08, 2018 04:52 PM (MTjB1)

263 255
Payday Bar or GTFO

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 04:52 PM (fA1SL)

264 How do you feel about Baby Ruth's?
------------
DOODY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 04:52 PM (y3aQB)

265 >>>All of the plastic surgery, bonded teeth, education, and photo-shopped
magazine covers and still Chelsea couldn't rise above mediocre.<<<

When she smiles, her ears wiggle. How do you fix that?

Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2018 04:52 PM (bJ0w+)

266 Ultimately, Sessions will have to be involved. That recusal crap is nonsense, especially in light of the dossier. Sessions should say, "Nothing in Mueller's investigation indicates a conflict on my part, therefore, I am no longer recusing myself in the absence of any evidence of Russian collusion."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2018 04:46 PM (ATVNj)

If you read Sessions recusal letter, he recused himself from ANYTHING having to do with the Presidential election.

His words...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 08, 2018 04:52 PM (NgKpN)

267 I can't remember the name but my favorite candy bar was just nougat with a cluster of peanuts all around it. Dang that was good.

What the heck is nougat anyway??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 04:52 PM (39g3+)

268 When did this Strzok guy and his mistress have any time to do their jobs? Seems like all they did was bitch and gossip!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 08, 2018 04:52 PM (rdl6o)

269 scifs are usually shielded aren't they?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 08, 2018 04:47 PM (MTjB1)


I don't know? I guess I never asked, and I don't know if anyone who knows for sure could say. The only ones I've ever been in were so deep in overbuilt government-type buildings that you couldn't get a decent signal at your desk by the the window, so getting a signal in the SCIF - even if you tried - wouldn't have been possible even if there were no shielding.

Of course, that doesn't mean a thing if some jackass carries a phone with a camera into it.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 08, 2018 04:52 PM (y87Qq)

270 Quitting now gives Laufman a month to change his identity and disappear before the IG report is released.

There will be so many agents running that he hopes to be ignored as "old news".

Probably not a bad plan.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2018 04:52 PM (UsCnO)

271 grammie, they were good until I discovered Nutrageous. That is some serious candy bar goodness.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 04:51 PM (YV+SU)
===============

Wait wut? There is a candy bar I have not heard of???

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:53 PM (lwiT4)

272 Bringing a cell phone into a SCIF .. administrative atrophy of the brain

Posted by: Sweden Meatball Team at February 08, 2018 04:53 PM (HtL8O)

273 It is possible they weren't physically in the SCIF when he texted "we're here in Jim's SCIF". I had a boss who would call me from just outside a SCIF saying similar. And I would razz him with an, "Oh, really now..."
Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh


Would be easy to compare his cell records to the SCIF logs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 04:53 PM (UCeQo)

274 Chelsea Clinton to be "awful," "entitled," lacking in any authenticity, and suffering a "[billy] goat tic" in speaking.

Posted by: Ace at 04:26 PM

*
*
Somebody probably posted this already, but this is unfair to goats everywhere.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2018 04:53 PM (GqXWW)

275 Has the FAB come out of her lair yet and made any comments regarding this? Or is it all just climate change and women hunting and gathering?

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2018 04:53 PM (oiNtH)

276 Remington Steele was a hottie in Remington Steele.

Really a lightweight part for a guy that turned out to be a really good actor. I loved him as James Bond, personally.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 04:53 PM (39g3+)

277 If y'all can stand it, here's the Chubbell speech so you can decide on the billy goat tic:



https://youtu.be/QhH6UhW3G0s

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 08, 2018 04:53 PM (yzxic)

278 "This Strzok guy is a good reminder of how the "elites", aren't. Real comforting to think someone of his apparent intellect and character is the senior counter-intel guy.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2018 04:37 PM (QDnY+)"

-------

Russians, Chinese and the Arabs must be laughing their asses off and it's not because of Trump. They knew damned well who they were dealing with during the Obama admin - arrogant idiots.

Posted by: Decaf at February 08, 2018 04:53 PM (/3+Sg)

279 I can't remember the name but my favorite candy bar was just nougat with
a cluster of peanuts all around it. Dang that was good.

===================


Payday?

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:53 PM (lwiT4)

280 I can't remember the name but my favorite candy bar was just nougat with a cluster of peanuts all around it. Dang that was good.

Payday?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 08, 2018 04:54 PM (rdl6o)

281 267
I can't remember the name but my favorite candy bar was just nougat with
a cluster of peanuts all around it. Dang that was good.



What the heck is nougat anyway??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 04:52 PM (39g3+)

yeah, what was that? Mr. Peanut?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 04:54 PM (4CCz5)

282 Good thing we didn't let this guy in at Area 51.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 08, 2018 04:54 PM (hqZPQ)

283 "not every scif has situation room guards?"

No, I wouldn't expect one in an already secured area such as an FBI headquarters or such. You already have a security perimiter to keep out the real bad guys. But as I said, it could depend on the location. But highly unlikely a SCIF is out on its own somewhere. I would be very surprised by that.

Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh at February 08, 2018 04:54 PM (EsHMF)

284 258 knit one pearl two
treason three sedition four
--------------------
desecration of the corpses five?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 04:54 PM (YV+SU)

285 What the heck is nougat anyway??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 04:52 PM (39g3+)

Cheaper than chocolate, caramel and peanuts, no doubt.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 04:54 PM (48QDY)

286 payday! yes!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 04:54 PM (4CCz5)

287 >>Quitting now gives Laufman a month to change his identity and disappear before the IG report is released.

>>There will be so many agents running that he hopes to be ignored as "old news".

>>Probably not a bad plan

Might make it a tad more difficult to cash in on the cushy retirement.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 04:54 PM (/tuJf)

288 Yep I was trying to think of a SCIF where he *could* transmit a text out - doesn't sound right.


And I don't think Sessions' recusal makes it at all clear whether he could/could not be involved in the FISA investigation. There is a much, much larger FISA scandal brewing, that has nothing to dow the 2016 campaign. But the stuff we're talking about these days is 100% campaign-related.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2018 04:54 PM (QDnY+)

289 265 >>>All of the plastic surgery, bonded teeth, education, and photo-shopped
magazine covers and still Chelsea couldn't rise above mediocre.

When she smiles, her ears wiggle. How do you fix that?


Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2018 04:52 PM


I think its cute how she stomps her foot to count.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 04:54 PM (0tfLf)

290 scifs are usually shielded aren't they?

Yes. The "no cell phones" rule is also part of the "no cameras" rule.

Posted by: Sweden Meatball Team at February 08, 2018 04:55 PM (HtL8O)

291 Cellphone is a SCIF. Big deal.

THE SECRETARY OF STATE RAN AN UNSECURED EMAIL SERVER THAT CARRIED CLASSIFIED TRAFFIC...FOR YEARS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 04:55 PM (p8Rx3)

292 We aren't. Watergate was a second rate burglary and coverup. A single criminal act.


Eh. Not exactly. The single criminal act was the thread which, when pulled, unraveled all of the other criminality going on in the Nixon White House.

The current crimes are way worse as crimes qua crimes, no question.

Unrelated: Rand Paul was just on Cavuto saying that all this spending bullshit is out of control. Also, if we want a parade it should be welcoming home the 14,000 soldiers we bring back from Afghanistan.

I heart that guy so much.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2018 04:55 PM (fuK7c)

293 273 It is possible they weren't physically in the SCIF when he texted "we're here in Jim's SCIF". I had a boss who would call me from just outside a SCIF saying similar. And I would razz him with an, "Oh, really now..."
Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh

Would be easy to compare his cell records to the SCIF logs.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 04:53 PM (UCeQo)

Based on Tucker Carlson's report from yesterday... just go ask google...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 08, 2018 04:55 PM (NgKpN)

294 229 221
scifs are usually shielded aren't they?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. ---

~~~

Usually but you're not allowed any transmitting or recording devices inside. Even toys like furbies are banned.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 04:55 PM (hUqh+)

295 Big Hunk

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 04:55 PM (0tfLf)

296 I recently ate a quart of Trader Joe's salty caramel gellato in two sittings, not bad at all.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 08, 2018 04:55 PM (6Ll1u)

297 279 & 280.

The platonic ideal of the sweet/salty candy bar.
Cannibal Bob should stop thinking about them, though - they're really just impossible to beat. Amd cheap. Amd readily available. And healthful source of protein.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 04:55 PM (fA1SL)

298 MISHBOT: RE: "Washington Post Met Twice with Hoax Dossier Author Christopher Steele During 2016 Election"

Steele met with just about everyone in order to push his fairytale into the MFM bloodstream. News would be who didn't get his trespass.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 08, 2018 04:56 PM (H8S+R)

299 The enemy is inside the fire. We need to call for fire on our own positions. Bring the whole fucking thing down. The only other option is to become the Soviet America.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 08, 2018 04:56 PM (UThOJ)

300 271 grammie, they were good until I discovered Nutrageous. That is some serious candy bar goodness.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 04:51 PM (YV+SU)
===============

Wait wut? There is a candy bar I have not heard of???
-------------------------
Go to 7-11 this afternoon and ask for Nutrageous. You can thank me tomorrow. It makes Baby Ruth look like a turd in the pool.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 04:56 PM (YV+SU)

301 The platonic ideal of the sweet/salty candy bar.

Cannibal Bob should stop thinking about them, though - they're
really just impossible to beat. Amd cheap. Amd readily available. And
healthful source of protein.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 04:55 PM (fA1SL)

Just shut your mouth Uncle P.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 04:56 PM (4CCz5)

302 Inside the WIRE.....not fire.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 08, 2018 04:56 PM (UThOJ)

303 J-Cum ain't gonna do himself in. He is the hero of his own story.

Posted by: Mega at February 08, 2018 04:56 PM (rv0Fo)

304 What a fzoking skifhead.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 08, 2018 04:57 PM (5OEn4)

305 Wheres that duct tape and maxi pad?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 04:57 PM (4CCz5)

306 well, the links in the news dump this morning noted the lack of public outrage from the fisc judges about the steele dossier. makes you wonder why? either they are / were in on it or the lying and misrepresentation are so routine they do not care.

We have only had the fisc courts since the late 70s early 80s, maybe it is time to get rid of them.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 08, 2018 04:57 PM (MTjB1)

307 Goat speech?

So Chel-Z's real dad is Baphomet?

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2018 04:57 PM (gOKNv)

308 I love a thread full of candy bars, ticks and treason.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:57 PM (lwiT4)

309 "Would be easy to compare his cell records to the SCIF logs."

Well, as I said I would not know every possible SCIF situations but I can easily see being able to step outside to take a call and not signing in/out again. Prolly shouldn't happen but if you're the only one around you might skip the bother. Especially someone who thought they were soooo important.

Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh at February 08, 2018 04:57 PM (EsHMF)

310 scifs are usually shielded aren't they?



Yes. The "no cell phones" rule is also part of the "no cameras" rule.

Posted by: Sweden Meatball Team at February 08, 2018 04:55 PM (HtL8O)


I'm old enough to remember when they banned Furbys from SCIFs.

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 08, 2018 04:57 PM (yzxic)

311 I can fully accept my billy-goat tic because I'm blessed to have absolutely no interest in money. No interest at all.

Posted by: Howdy Doody Clinton at February 08, 2018 04:57 PM (398bZ)

312 One point in his favor -- he apparently finds Chelsea Clinton to be "awful," "entitled," lacking in any authenticity, and suffering a "[billy] goat tic" in speaking.

Oh. This is that guy? These emails about Chelsea made the news about a year ago, I think. Or was that someone else complaining about what an ugly shrew she is? I guess all emails about Chelsea say pretty much the same thing ...

What I would really like to see are the emails her plastic surgeon wrote before he started working on her.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2018 04:58 PM (8gDQu)

313 http://bit.ly/2FYMSo6
-----
The Enigma Man - E.W. "Bill" Priestap
Posted on February 8, 2018 by sundance

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 04:58 PM (y3aQB)

314 University reportedly funneled money from pro traditional marriage club to LGBT groups

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/288195/

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 04:58 PM (LiyEm)

315 Stepping down? Like, because he is compromised and guilty of all kinds of dirty shit????

Posted by: Mega at February 08, 2018 04:58 PM (rv0Fo)

316 @ 265
When she smiles ,her ears wiggle. How to fix?

change her name to Howdy Dowdy and call it a day.

Posted by: azaleas city at February 08, 2018 04:58 PM (WX+x0)

317 And I don't think Sessions' recusal makes it at all clear whether he could/could not be involved in the FISA investigation. There is a much, much larger FISA scandal brewing, that has nothing to dow the 2016 campaign. But the stuff we're talking about these days is 100% campaign-related.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2018 04:54 PM (QDnY+)

Just personal opinion, and I REALLY hope I'm wrong...

But Sessions has been in Washington too long to want to burn it down...

He is not going to have the Cojones needed to prosecute... or we'd already be seeing it happen.

Recusing himself was an act of cowardice IMO..

Posted by: Don Q. at February 08, 2018 04:58 PM (NgKpN)

318 308
I love a thread full of candy bars, ticks and treason.


Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:57 PM (lwiT4)

Don't forget billy goats and that poor hamster that went on the toilet flume ride.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 04:58 PM (4CCz5)

319 And like noted elsewhere, I doubt you'd get much signal inside one anyway.

Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh at February 08, 2018 04:58 PM (EsHMF)

320 Bringing a cell phone into a SCIF ... rates as a "fit of stupidity" for which there is no humane treatment

Posted by: Sweden Meatball Team at February 08, 2018 04:59 PM (HtL8O)

321 Chelsea is homely but a nice personality could make up for that somewhat.Sadly,she seems to have her mother's personality...

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 04:59 PM (LiyEm)

322 Go to 7-11 this afternoon and ask for Nutrageous. You can thank me tomorrow. It makes Baby Ruth look like a turd in the pool.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 04:56 PM (YV+SU)
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I'm definitely going to look for it Monday when I go to Kenosha. Sadly, no 7-11 here in tourist-ville.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 04:59 PM (lwiT4)

323 312. Soon as she was under anaesthetic, they took turns slapping her and punching her in the face.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 04:59 PM (fA1SL)

324 Hour 20 into my prep fast. Fuck I need a cheeseburger!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2018 04:59 PM (gC2IV)

325 "Strozk is a walking - talking Insider Threat brief. How did OPM lose all our security clearance records to the Chinese? Top. Men.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 04:37 PM (hUqh+)"

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A lot of things seems so obvious now that we know the caliber of our elites.

Besides, why would a guy with so few principles and breaking the same rules as Hillary think that she did anything wrong?

Posted by: Decaf at February 08, 2018 04:59 PM (/3+Sg)

326 Steele met with just about everyone in order to push his fairytale into the MFM bloodstream. News would be who didn't get his trespass.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

As I posted this morning, Steele was a no-show for a deposition this week as he is being sued by a business owner for libel. This guy's attorney argued that Steele found it easy to talk to anyone who would listen to him including the media and FBI but won't show during a legal case.

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2018 04:59 PM (oiNtH)

327 324
Hour 20 into my prep fast. Fuck I need a cheeseburger!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2018 04:59 PM (gC2IV)

Hey Duke!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 05:00 PM (4CCz5)

328 What the fuck is Dana Perino talking about?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 08, 2018 05:00 PM (rdl6o)

329 >>Hour 20 into my prep fast. Fuck I need a cheeseburger!

You'll get a tube up your ass and like it!

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 05:00 PM (/tuJf)

330 Don't forget billy goats and that poor hamster that went on the toilet flume ride.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 04:58 PM (4CCz5)
==============

Oh yeah the toilet hamster!

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 05:00 PM (lwiT4)

331 Lets just say that the Obama administration was likely not a zenith in security protocol and excellence in service. When your hiring is driven by how much of an ideological zealot you are and how likely you are to do what the boss wants without asking, you're not going to get the brightest and the best.

Small wonder the Secret Service were always out getting drunk and laid.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:00 PM (39g3+)

332 I hope you feel better, Artist-formerly-known-as-Ace

We need you in tip top shape, man. Get well.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 08, 2018 05:00 PM (xJa6I)

333 I saw a guy's cell phone ring in a periodic meeting in a secure conference room inside the beltway once. Everyone stared in shocked silence. He stood up walked out and never came back. They would no longer allow him in the building and I think he eventually lost his job.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 05:00 PM (hUqh+)

334 Jacks here. lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 05:01 PM (4CCz5)

335 well the longer this goes on the more nervous the corrupt doj and fbi personnel have to be getting. when do people start getting called to fort marcy park for secret discussions?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 08, 2018 05:01 PM (MTjB1)

336 I have to correct myself. There has been charges brought against four people arising out of this mess.

Manafort, Gates, Papadopoulos and Flynn.

Not exactly what I am looking for.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 05:01 PM (DYDUy)

337 Also 'billy goat tic' when speaking is hilarious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 08, 2018 05:01 PM (xJa6I)

338 Hey Bob!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2018 05:01 PM (gC2IV)

339 Jim West is the greatest secret agent yet he gets identified and captured in every episode,kind of like that other guy...

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 05:01 PM (LiyEm)

340 A SCIF divided against itself cannot stand.

Posted by: @unrealJamesComey at February 08, 2018 05:01 PM (EzdLW)

341 Global warming is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Patriarchy? Baaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Posted by: Howdy Doodie Clinton at February 08, 2018 05:01 PM (Dp6qK)

342 Hour 20 into my prep fast. Fuck I need a cheeseburger!



Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2018 04:59 PM (gC2IV)
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Do you like pistachios or Baby Ruth candy bars?

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 05:01 PM (lwiT4)

343 What was Chelsea's major at Stanford? Did she actually graduate?

Posted by: dantesed at February 08, 2018 05:02 PM (88xKn)

344 Poor Chelsea, raised to think she was royalty and entitled to greatness, certain of her future, but totally unready and unworthy of the role.

When in reality she should be a cashier at Wal-Mart.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 05:02 PM (YqDXo)

345 Ok I'm going to try to find a life one more time.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 05:02 PM (4CCz5)

346 When she smiles, her ears wiggle. How do you fix that?


You master it. I'm one of those ears wiggle when I smile people.

I learned to control the muscles and now I can wiggle my ears independently.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2018 05:02 PM (fuK7c)

347 336 I have to correct myself. There has been charges brought against four people arising out of this mess.

Manafort, Gates, Papadopoulos and Flynn.

Not exactly what I am looking for.
Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 05:01 PM (DYDUy)

Friendly Fire, ISN'T!

Posted by: Don Q. at February 08, 2018 05:02 PM (NgKpN)

348 333 I saw a guy's cell phone ring in a periodic meeting in a secure conference room inside the beltway once. Everyone stared in shocked silence. He stood up walked out and never came back. They would no longer allow him in the building and I think he eventually lost his job.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 05:00 PM



Hmmm...I think I was in that meeting.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 05:02 PM (0tfLf)

349 341 Global warming is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Patriarchy? Baaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Posted by: Howdy Doodie Clinton at February 08, 2018 05:01 PM (Dp6qK)


So sassy. Give her an award.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 05:02 PM (YqDXo)

350 He'll be living his life as a gay man.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:02 PM (NWiLs)

351 My sister's nose wiggles when she talks. And not in a good way. More like a witch.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 05:03 PM (lwiT4)

352 281 267 I can't remember the name but my favorite candy bar was just nougat with a cluster of peanuts all around it. Dang that was good. What the heck is nougat anyway??
---
yeah, what was that? Mr. Peanut?
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Payday. Also known as "nature's most perfect food."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 08, 2018 05:03 PM (398bZ)

353 What if they investigate and unravel it all, and it turns out that the mastermind was really...Chelsea?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2018 05:03 PM (gC2IV)

354 When she smiles, her ears wiggle. How do you fix that?

Its like Famke Janssen. The tip of her nose wiggles when she talks, like a bunny rabbit. Its kind of cute.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:03 PM (39g3+)

355 "So all of DC is made up of people who had the crap beat out of them in
elementary school? It seems like they are all the little shits and
snitches who received atomic wedges, swirlies, nuggies and indian burns."

Yes, those little shits who got picked on in school sure are the bad ones. How dare they be physically small or weak or unpopular? You are basically fulfilling the Democrat stereotype that Republicans are bullies.

Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2018 05:03 PM (eAZVt)

356 351 Your sister looks like Samantha from Bewitched?!

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 05:03 PM (LiyEm)

357 When in reality she should be a cashier at Wal-Mart.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 05:02 PM (YqDXo)

In which the shopper knows to avoid her line.

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 08, 2018 05:04 PM (suO/a)

358 We were out boating! I was in Jim's skiff, you goddamn Nazis!!

Posted by: Peter Strzok's plausible explanation at February 08, 2018 04:45 PM (+INtM)



No way. Peter never could find the man in the boat.

Posted by: Lisa Page at February 08, 2018 05:04 PM (pAx+1)

359 335: Do we really expect DOJ to indict them? What is Horowitz record on indictments? I understand he was upset about obstruction when it came to Hillary's emails, but what was actually done?

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 05:04 PM (5gaNQ)

360 grammie, I've never heard of Nutrageous either. I feel like there's a conspiracy going on somewhere. This just isn't right.

Posted by: bluebell at February 08, 2018 05:04 PM (kNasr)

361 I took a nap and had very weird and ultimately distressing dreams. Even my subconscious mind hates me.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:04 PM (NWiLs)

362 "Payday. Also known as "nature's most perfect food."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 08, 2018 05:03 PM (398bZ) "

Lies. Weenie Tots are nature's perfect food.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 08, 2018 05:04 PM (oZ6kz)

363 I learned to control the muscles and now I can wiggle my ears independently.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2018 05:02 PM (fuK7c)

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Think you'll go pro with that?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2018 05:04 PM (GZ9c7)

364 Ok, I'm back.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 05:05 PM (4CCz5)

365 http://bit.ly/2FYOi1T
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BREAKING: Another Longtime Aide To James Comey OUT at FBI
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Just a coinkydink

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 05:05 PM (y3aQB)

366 What was Chelsea's major at Stanford? Did she actually graduate?

Posted by: dantesed at February 08, 2018 05:02 PM (88xKn)
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Pediatric Cardiology

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 05:05 PM (lwiT4)

367 When in reality she should be a cashier at Wal-Mart.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 05:02 PM (YqDXo)

Your words offend me!

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion bot at February 08, 2018 05:05 PM (8iiMU)

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 05:05 PM (4CCz5)

369 I can just see one of you going into a room with Bill Kristol and giving him the speech, leaving a pistol with one bullet and a bottle of booze with him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

No booze for him, but I would mention to him that the deadline for doing the deed did allow him one last bout with his matching Bill and Hillary Clinton handpuppets and his Barack Obama dildo (the 3 inch one).

Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2018 05:06 PM (O033+)

370 Recusing himself was an act of cowardice IMO..
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I wondered about that for a while. I'm thinking nope. I thinking he doesn't want them to have any way to derail what is coming by claiming he interfered with the "investigation" and that's why they couldn't find corruption. He wants it to be obvious that they can't find corruption cause there isn't any except for their own.

I know it seems like a long shot, but I am convinced this decision was made with the full knowledge that they had them ALL dead to rights from the jump. Adm R told trump he was bugged. He likely told him enough about what was going on that they knew it was going to be YUUUGE. Bigly. Stay tuned.

Voter Fraud is supposedly the next shoe that drops.

Posted by: simplemind at February 08, 2018 05:06 PM (JBR45)

371 Dammit! Sock fail.

Posted by: Wal-Mart Cashier at February 08, 2018 05:06 PM (8iiMU)

372 Yes, those little shits who got picked on in school sure are the bad ones.

A lot of them, if they attain a little bit of power, certainly are.

How dare they be physically small or weak or unpopular? You are basically fulfilling the Democrat stereotype that Republicans are bullies.

Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2018 05:03 PM (eAZVt)


Boo-hoo.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2018 05:06 PM (8gDQu)

373 Lies. Weenie Tots are nature's perfect food.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 08, 2018 05:04 PM (oZ6kz)


Oooo, say that again. Slowly this time.

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 08, 2018 05:06 PM (NWiLs)

374 Hmmm...I think I was in that meeting.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 05:02 PM (0tfLf)

~~~

Around 2002 give or take a year.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 05:06 PM (hUqh+)

375 "Its like Famke Janssen. The tip of her nose wiggles when she talks, like a bunny rabbit. Its kind of cute.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:03 PM (39g3+) "

Not much comparison between Jean Grey and Cowgirl Jessie, though.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 08, 2018 05:06 PM (oZ6kz)

376 James "The Prophet" Comey. LOL. Regrettably, his ego is so big he probably would thank you for the compliment

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2018 05:06 PM (jm1YL)

377 I took a nap and had very weird and ultimately distressing dreams. Even my subconscious mind hates me.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:04 PM (NWiLs)
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On the bright side, you woke up and get to spend time with us!

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 05:06 PM (lwiT4)

378 When in reality she should be a cashier at Wal-Mart.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 05:02 PM (YqDXo)

In which the shopper knows to avoid her line.
Posted by: auscolpyr


Self-checkout it is...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 08, 2018 05:06 PM (AM1GF)

379 When in reality she should be a cashier at Wal-Mart.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 05:02 PM (YqDXo)


One of our esteemed commenters works at Walmart and probably has better things to do than untangling Chelsea's face from the conveyor belt for the fourth time this week.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 08, 2018 05:06 PM (y87Qq)

380 Is it me or has Drudge been fairly quiet on all these new revelations? He seems to have space and time for many other non important stories.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 05:07 PM (+1EJs)

381 grammie, does Kenosha have a Walmart? They sell Nutrageous there.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 05:07 PM (YV+SU)

382 What was Chelsea's major at Stanford? Did she actually graduate?

Posted by: dantesed at February 08, 2018 05:02 PM (88xKn)
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Pediatric Cardiology
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Grammie that's hilarious. Well played.

Posted by: simplemind at February 08, 2018 05:07 PM (FwscH)

383 Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2018 05:03 PM (eAZVt)

You ever hear of an analogy ? You are 0 for 2 today with your faux scolding.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 05:07 PM (DYDUy)

384 346
When she smiles, her ears wiggle. How do you fix that?





You master it. I'm one of those ears wiggle when I smile people.



I learned to control the muscles and now I can wiggle my ears independently.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2018 05:02 PM (fuK7c)



Our time has come.

*wiggles ears in secret ear-wiggling code*


Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at February 08, 2018 05:07 PM (Dp6qK)

385 just got back from lunch ...billy-goat tic??? maybe she has a neurological problem, like my daughter. though her tic does not resemble a goat..

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 05:07 PM (a0IVu)

386

Do you know why de-shelled Pistachios just aren't the same as shelled when you eat them?

Because of the "pause." I'll mansplain: the few seconds it takes to extricate a pistachio from its shell is the precise interval between single pistachios when your taste buds can appreciate their flavor the most.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 08, 2018 05:07 PM (cFrcL)

387 >>I wondered about that for a while. I'm thinking nope

It's very likely he wouldn't have been confirmed had he not agreed to recuse himself.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 05:07 PM (/tuJf)

388 When in reality she should be a cashier at Wal-Mart.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 05:02 PM (YqDXo)

One of our esteemed commenters works at Walmart and probably has better things to do than untangling Chelsea's face from the conveyor belt for the fourth time this week.
Posted by: hogmartin



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2018 05:08 PM (3CXto)

389 What the fuck is Dana Perino talking about?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 08, 2018 05:00 PM (rdl6o)

She must be awake.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 05:08 PM (48QDY)

390

In other words, you just cannot eat pistachios by the handful as if they're peanuts. They are not peanuts.

One pistachio at a time. Then pause.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 08, 2018 05:08 PM (cFrcL)

391 Around 2002 give or take a year.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 05:06 PM



That fits. Was working for a firm out in Chantilly but with lots of fun customers.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 05:09 PM (0tfLf)

392 Not much comparison between Jean Grey and Cowgirl Jessie, though.

Well they both have red hair and like wooden guys...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:09 PM (39g3+)

393 I used to eat that bing cherry candy thing, fluffy pink cherry filling covered in chocolate and crushed peanuts. And I was always a sucker for bit o honey.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 08, 2018 05:09 PM (6Ll1u)

394 another jimmie the weasel and lurch mueller underling just resigned

Posted by: azaleas city at February 08, 2018 05:09 PM (WX+x0)

395 387 >>I wondered about that for a while. I'm thinking nope

It's very likely he wouldn't have been confirmed had he not agreed to recuse himself.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 05:07 PM (/tuJf)



He was already confirmed before he recused himself.

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2018 05:09 PM (lKs2v)

396 James "The Prophet" Comey. LOL. Regrettably, his ego is so big he probably would thank you for the compliment
Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2018 05:06 PM (jm1YL)

Heh. Buck Sexton calls him James "Obi-Wan" Comey.

Ole Buck ain't a fan.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 05:09 PM (48QDY)

397 On the bright side, you woke up and get to spend time with us!
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 05:06 PM (lwiT4)

True, so I guess things are looking up. My dreams partially involved my ex-wife so I'll be needing to that out of my head tout de suite.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:09 PM (NWiLs)

398 Michael Kortan, a James (the prophet) Comey aide is also leaving the FBI. The swamp is self draining, just like the daca "kids".

Posted by: WeBoned! at February 08, 2018 05:09 PM (mqcyG)

399
grammie, does Kenosha have a Walmart? They sell Nutrageous there.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 05:07 PM (YV+SU)
====================

Walmart has them? Oh! I can get them right here in Lake Geneva then! I'll tell Rev he has to buy me two dozen roses and some Nutrageous bars. Thanks!

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 05:10 PM (lwiT4)

400 All of it will come crumbling down. Corruption on the level that we are witnessing now destroys everything in its wake.

This country has been fundamentally transformed. It is either break completely away from the corruption that is DC, or be dragged down with it.

We have some tough choices to make soon.

Posted by: Soona at February 08, 2018 05:10 PM (Fs5vw)

401 >>He was already confirmed before he recused himself.

Nope. Go back and watch the hearing.

He made the commitment at the hearing after a specific question about it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 05:10 PM (/tuJf)

402 "The Last Refuge" tweeted last night that Stzrock and Page did not, in fact, have an affair, that it was only a cover. The thought is they did, in fact, have a secret society of sorts which was, in reality, a group of FBI/DOJ folk who were overseeing America's democracy, deciding who was worthy of electing.

They obviously despised Trump, but reading the texts makes it clear they weren't all that enamored with Hillary.

Posted by: Is it just me? at February 08, 2018 05:10 PM (Q3oNv)

403 *wiggles ears in secret ear-wiggling code*


Fist bump.

No, ear bump.

No, I'll just wiggle the left one in code.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2018 05:10 PM (fuK7c)

404 I'm feeling a little nutrageous myself.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at February 08, 2018 05:11 PM (398bZ)

405 And I was always a sucker for bit o honey.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 08, 2018 05:09 PM (6Ll1u)

Until one pulled that filling out, huh?

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 05:11 PM (48QDY)

406 "You ever hear of an analogy?"

Yes, all the scumbags in DC are just as horrible as the little unpopular kids who got picked on in school. That is the analogy.

Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2018 05:11 PM (eAZVt)

407 I'll tell Rev he has to buy me two dozen roses and some Nutrageous bars. Thanks!
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 05:10 PM (lwiT4)
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I'm sure you meant to say two dozen Nutrageous bars and a rose. Priorities.

Posted by: bluebell at February 08, 2018 05:12 PM (kNasr)

408 Yes, those little shits who got picked on in school sure are the bad ones. How dare they be physically small or weak or unpopular? You are basically fulfilling the Democrat stereotype that Republicans are bullies."

No, because most all of the Republicans in D.C. are disgusting little shits who got the crap beat out of them in school, too.

The point is that the people who grew up damaged because of their personal inadequacies were imbued with a deep seated desire to seek a life where they could live out their revenge fantasies by accumulating power and lording it over the rest of us.

Or in other words, if you are drawn to a career in government as your first option, you are a disgusting piece of shit who deserves to have your head swirlied in the toilet at least twice a week.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 05:12 PM (k1TUh)

409 -
--
. Soon as she was under anaesthetic, they took turns slapping her and punching her in the face.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 04:59 PM

----------------------------------------

Ha. And then just bandage her up and charge her $30,000.

Actually that sounds like a great business idea.


Posted by: irright at February 08, 2018 05:12 PM (pMGkg)

410 True, so I guess things are looking up. My dreams
partially involved my ex-wife so I'll be needing to that out of my head
tout de suite.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:09 PM (NWiLs)
=====================

{{{Insomniac}}} -- I suffered with nightmares for years. The screaming kind. I don't mean to make light of your situation. They can really sway which way your mind blows.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 05:12 PM (lwiT4)

411 One of our esteemed commenters works at Walmart and probably has better things to do than untangling Chelsea's face from the conveyor belt for the fourth time this week.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 08, 2018 05:06 PM (y87Qq)


Yep. No offense intended to Wal-Mart employees, but they're not typically given $600,000/yr jobs at NBC, nor given awards once a week, nor asked for their opinions by the media.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 05:12 PM (YqDXo)

412 Okay, I've been avoiding saying this, but Imonna go there.

Dana Perino needs to lay off the Botox on her forehead. Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2018 05:12 PM (ptqGC)

413 I can also wiggle my ears independently. It's one of those things I learned I can do entirely by happenstance.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:12 PM (NWiLs)

414 They obviously despised Trump, but reading the texts makes it clear they weren't all that enamored with Hillary.
Posted by: Is it just me? at February 08, 2018 05:10 PM

Strzok apparently was smart enough some times to use another device. He said, "we use that phone if we are going to discuss Hillary, it can't be traced." Yea, nothing nefarious about that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 05:12 PM (+1EJs)

415 all the scumbags in DC are just as horrible as the little unpopular kids who got picked on in school. That is the analogy.

So, that's a 'no' then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:13 PM (39g3+)

416 Nope. Go back and watch the hearing.

He made the commitment at the hearing after a specific question about it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 05:10 PM (/tuJf)


So what? Elena Kagan promised to recuse herself from the BarkyCare decision, IIRC, during her confirmation hearings and then changed her mind once she was on the bench.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2018 05:13 PM (8gDQu)

417 Quick poll: How many think George Soros is tampering with our stock market?

Posted by: Is it just me? at February 08, 2018 05:13 PM (Q3oNv)

418 The Last Refuge" tweeted last night that Stzrock and Page did not, in fact, have an affair, that it was only a cover

So, were their families in on the cover? "Hey, honey; I'm just going to pretend to have an affair with this person at work, but don't worry it's really just a cover to see how we can manipulate getting rid of Trump"

Wonderful!/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2018 05:13 PM (8+Ozj)

419 I let my cell phone ring in a periodic meeting in a secure conference room inside the beltway once. Everyone stared in shocked silence. I stood up walked out and never came back. They would no longer allow me in the building and I think I eventually lost my job.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 08, 2018 05:13 PM (0sHv7)

420 I'm sure you meant to say two dozen Nutrageous bars and a rose. Priorities.



Posted by: bluebell at February 08, 2018 05:12 PM (kNasr)
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Solution: Two dozen each! He really does buy me 2 dozen roses about every ten days, they usually fade after that. It's all about color.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 05:14 PM (lwiT4)

421 >>So what? Elena Kagan promised to recuse herself from the BarkyCare decision, IIRC, during her confirmation hearings and then changed her mind once she was on the bench.

Go figure, Sessions isn't an inveterate liar like most liberals.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 05:14 PM (/tuJf)

422 Its a wonder these FBI guys and gals had any time for counter terrorism with all these shenanigans going on.

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 05:14 PM (a0IVu)

423 402>>>

Considering that King Barry was literally God to them, anyone would be a step down.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2018 05:14 PM (gOKNv)

424 Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2018 05:11 PM (eAZVt)

0 for 3

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 05:14 PM (DYDUy)

425 Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 05:06 PM

That fits. Was working for a firm out in Chantilly but with lots of fun customers.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 05:09 PM (0tfLf)

~~~

Dude was a tall skinny pale older guy with gray hair. The funny thing D is I get the feeling that you and I have probably met in passing since then.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 05:14 PM (hUqh+)

426 363
I learned to control the muscles and now I can wiggle my ears independently.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2018 05:02 PM (fuK7c)



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Think you'll go pro with that?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2018 05:04 PM (GZ9c7)



1. Master ear wiggling.
2. ?
3. World domination.
4. Punish Cicero for his insolence.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at February 08, 2018 05:14 PM (Dp6qK)

427 {{{Insomniac}}} -- I suffered with nightmares for years. The screaming kind. I don't mean to make light of your situation. They can really sway which way your mind blows.
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 05:12 PM (lwiT4)

No worries, I didn't think you were making light of it. It's just stuff I would rather not think about and my stupid brain imposed it on me in high-def and stereo sound.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:14 PM (NWiLs)

428 So, were their families in on the cover?

Yep. That's the theory, anyway.

Posted by: Is it just me? at February 08, 2018 05:15 PM (Q3oNv)

429
Deuteronomy 18:18
I will raise them up a Prophet from among their brethren, like unto thee, and will put my words in his mouth; and he shall speak unto them all that I shall command him.

As it is written so shall it be.

Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at February 08, 2018 05:15 PM (2FqvZ)

430 James "The Prophet" Comey
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You have a problem with that?




Posted by: Axis of Deep State at February 08, 2018 05:15 PM (zfFAh)

431 One point in his favor -- he apparently finds Chelsea Clinton to be "awful," "entitled," lacking in any authenticity, and suffering a "[billy] goat tic" in speaking.

She's a ba-a-a-ad girl.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 08, 2018 05:15 PM (IcT7t)

432 Mary Janes, b*tches.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 08, 2018 05:15 PM (0sHv7)

433 The Last Refuge" tweeted last night that Stzrock and Page did not, in fact, have an affair, that it was only a cover

So, were their families in on the cover? "Hey, honey; I'm just going to pretend to have an affair with this person at work, but don't worry it's really just a cover to see how we can manipulate getting rid of Trump"

Wonderful!/s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2018 05:13 PM (8+Ozj)
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That can't possibly be true, can it? How horrible would that be to do that to the families?

Posted by: bluebell at February 08, 2018 05:15 PM (kNasr)

434 You ever hear of an analogy ? You are 0 for 2 today with your faux scolding.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 05:07 PM (DYDUy)

I'm studying Anal-ogy!

Posted by: Shep! at February 08, 2018 05:15 PM (4CCz5)

435 ''Until one pulled that filling out, huh?'

Jujubes were the real enemies of fillings when I was a kid.

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2018 05:16 PM (jm1YL)

436 Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 05:14 PM (/tuJf)

It was the scope of his recusal that he did not have to do and still honor his commitment.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 05:16 PM (DYDUy)

437 Go figure, Sessions isn't an inveterate liar like most liberals.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 05:14 PM (/tuJf)


I'm in agreement with you ... I just like to throw up that Kagan bit every chance I get.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2018 05:16 PM (8gDQu)

438 I'm buying the theory that Stzrock and Page were NOT having an affair, that it's just a cover. Not one text that I've seen had any "I can't wait to get into your pants" lines.

Posted by: Is it just me? at February 08, 2018 05:16 PM (Q3oNv)

439 402 "The Last Refuge" tweeted last night that Stzrock and Page did not, in fact, have an affair, that it was only a cover. The thought is they did, in fact, have a secret society of sorts which was, in reality, a group of FBI/DOJ folk who were overseeing America's democracy, deciding who was worthy of electing.

They obviously despised Trump, but reading the texts makes it clear they weren't all that enamored with Hillary.
Posted by: Is it just me? at February 08, 2018 05:10 PM (Q3oNv)

Ginormous if genuine!

Almonds are activated.

Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 05:16 PM (uG7LM)

440 419 I let my cell phone ring in a periodic meeting in a secure conference room inside the beltway once. Everyone stared in shocked silence. I stood up walked out and never came back. They would no longer allow me in the building and I think I eventually lost my job.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 08, 2018 05:13 PM (0sHv7)

~~~

Are you a tall skinny old dude with gray hair? You still owe me for lunch, asshole.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 05:16 PM (hUqh+)

441 Wait, they were under cover IN the FBI?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 08, 2018 05:16 PM (0sHv7)

442
Strzok apparently was smart enough some times to use another device. He said, "we use that phone if we are going to discuss Hillary, it can't be traced." Yea, nothing nefarious about that.
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What it means is that he knew his anti-Trump texts would prove him to be super loyal to Hillary. He was banking on a nice new promotion and then Trump spoiled everything.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 05:17 PM (YV+SU)

443 they're not typically given $600,000/yr jobs at NBC
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 05:12 PM (YqDXo)


Someone worked out the hourly rate, based on the contract amount and the actual minutes of airtime that her terrifying rictus was unleashed on the public. I don't think NBC came out ahead on that deal. It was probably more about making obeisance to the Clintons than swapping cash for services rendered though.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 08, 2018 05:17 PM (y87Qq)

444 Jujubes were the real enemies of fillings when I was a kid.

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2018 05:16 PM (jm1YL)


Fillings? Ha! Salt water taffy can pull out whole teeth.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2018 05:17 PM (8gDQu)

445 how do we know those two were having an affair? were they caught shagging?

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 05:17 PM (a0IVu)

446 Jujubes were the real enemies of fillings when I was a kid.
Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2018 05:16 PM (jm1YL)
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NGU gives them out to his patients as lovely parting gifts, I hear.

Posted by: bluebell at February 08, 2018 05:17 PM (kNasr)

447 410
True, so I guess things are looking up. My dreams

partially involved my ex-wife so I'll be needing to that out of my head

tout de suite.



Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:09 PM (NWiLs)
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Ask Grammie about the Emotional Support Hamster.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 05:17 PM (4CCz5)

448 My sister always wanted some of my candy, so one day I put a potato bug and cicada shells in a bag of sugar babies. When she asked for some and I poured it into her hand she freaked, it was cruel but she stopped asking me for my candy.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 08, 2018 05:18 PM (6Ll1u)

449 >>That can't possibly be true, can it? How horrible would that be to do that to the families?

It's been hinted at for a while. The guy who first broke the story is Devlin Barrett at the WaPo and they had been leaking to him for a while.

If they thought it was worth it to trash both their personal relationships to cover for the thousands of texts it suggests they had a pretty good idea of the extent of their crimes.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 05:18 PM (/tuJf)

450 Fillings? Ha! Salt water taffy can pull out whole teeth.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2018 05:17 PM (8gDQu)

That stuff is nasty.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:18 PM (NWiLs)

451 Jolly ranchers attaching molars together.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 08, 2018 05:18 PM (0sHv7)

452 Here's another thought: Could it be Stzrock and Page wanted these texts to be discovered? Seems mighty fishy we not only got them but they're getting released to the media.

Here, FISHY FISHY FISHY.

Posted by: Is it just me? at February 08, 2018 05:18 PM (Q3oNv)

453 And let me lay down the law on this candy bar thing -

Paydays are great but nothing compares to Milky Way Dark. Nothing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2018 05:18 PM (8gDQu)

454 People quitting their jobs (and still getting pensions) is not the same thing as people being arrested.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 08, 2018 05:19 PM (l9m7l)

455 Ask Grammie about the Emotional Support Hamster.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 05:17 PM (4CCz5)

Knowing this crowd I'm askeered to.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:19 PM (NWiLs)

456 Dude was a tall skinny pale older guy with gray hair. The funny thing D is I get the feeling that you and I have probably met in passing since then.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 05:14 PM



Wow! That really sounds right. Sadly I cannot remember the specific subject of the meeting.
And I think you are probably correct. I worked a lot of BD back there (in Seattle now) and while there are a lot of players, its all about the networking.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 05:19 PM (0tfLf)

457 Paydays are great but nothing compares to Milky Way Dark. Nothing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2018 05:18 PM (8gDQu)
Those are my two faves.

Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2018 05:19 PM (14URa)

458 Chick O Sticks are one of life's little joys, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 08, 2018 05:19 PM (0sHv7)

459 I'm buying the theory that Stzrock and Page were NOT having an affair, that it's just a cover. Not one text that I've seen had any "I can't wait to get into your pants" lines.
Posted by: Is it just me? at February 08, 2018 05:16 PM (Q3oNv)
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If you're basing it on that, I have to disagree. Why would we see those kinds of texts? They had bazillions of texts, it seems, so I'm kind of happy that we are only seeing the ones that have to do with the election, to be honest.

Posted by: bluebell at February 08, 2018 05:19 PM (kNasr)

460 Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at February 08, 2018 05:15 PM (2FqvZ)

Yeah, Comey, you sanctimonious shit, the prophet life expectancy wasn't that great was it? Also, it would be a bit hard to speak with a mouth full of broken teeth.

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 08, 2018 05:19 PM (suO/a)

461 Jujubes were the real enemies of fillings when I was a kid.

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2018 05:16 PM (jm1YL)
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I love Jujubees!! Especially the black ones. Oh carp, now I want Jujubees.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 05:19 PM (lwiT4)

462 437: But does he really have to blow kisses at Rosenstein? And nothing prevents him from appointing another Special Counsel. Obama hire Horowitz might do nothing

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 05:19 PM (5gaNQ)

463 isn't chellzee due to win an award for something? i hear she has made great strides in dealing with the heartbreak of painful, rectal, itch.

Painful rectal itch ?

She's got a billy goat tic there TOO ?

Posted by: JT at February 08, 2018 05:20 PM (kBI9E)

464 I was a 3 Musketeers guy as a teenager

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 08, 2018 05:20 PM (aC6Sd)

465 Does anyone remember Boston Beans which were actually peanuts covered in some red shell to look like Boston Beans. I really liked them as a kid. Or the three shades of Three Musketeers?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 05:20 PM (YV+SU)

466 Ear Wigglers Unite!

To be fair to Chelsea, her bridle-and-bit combination were a little harsh and as a result, she had to have her teeth floated way sooner than expected.

Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2018 05:20 PM (bJ0w+)

467 Jujubes were the real enemies of fillings when I was a kid.

Yeah Jolly Rancher, that stuff can weld your mouth shut. Nothing jolly about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:21 PM (39g3+)

468 464
I was a 3 Musketeers guy as a teenager

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 08, 2018 05:20 PM (aC6Sd)

Nice costumes.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 05:21 PM (4CCz5)

469 "I don't think NBC came out ahead on that deal."

That's OK, though. The MeAgain Kelly deal is gold, baby!

Posted by: NBC Management at February 08, 2018 05:21 PM (398bZ)

470 Skor.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:21 PM (NWiLs)

471 445 how do we know those two were having an affair? were they caught shagging?

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 05:17 PM (a0IVu)

~~~
Strozk's wang tasted like Page.

Posted by: Jimmy Comey at February 08, 2018 05:21 PM (hUqh+)

472 ''Until one pulled that filling out, huh?'

Jujubes were the real enemies of fillings when I was a kid.
Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2018 05:16 PM (jm1YL)

See 432.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 05:21 PM (48QDY)

473 Yeah, Comey, you sanctimonious shit, the prophet life expectancy wasn't that great was it? Also, it would be a bit hard to speak with a mouth full of broken teeth.

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 08, 2018 05:19 PM


* hides behind drapes *

Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at February 08, 2018 05:21 PM (2FqvZ)

474 you're basing it on that, I have to disagree. Why would we see those kinds of texts? They had bazillions of texts, it seems, so I'm kind of happy that we are only seeing the ones that have to do with the election, to be honest.
Posted by: bluebell at February 08, 2018 05:19 PM

Yes, it's possible they just haven't released them, there's no real need to. I mean there's 50,000 of them! I don't want anyone to get distracted from the importance of this shit. I really don't need to know if there was I can't wait to eff you type texts.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 05:21 PM (+1EJs)

475 452 Here's another thought: Could it be Stzrock and Page wanted these texts to be discovered? Seems mighty fishy we not only got them but they're getting released to the media.

Here, FISHY FISHY FISHY.
Posted by: Is it just me? at February 08, 2018 05:18 PM (Q3oNv)

Texts in a court of law are suppose to be screen grabs from what I've learned from attorneys the past 5 years.

Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 05:21 PM (uG7LM)

476 Could be Stzrock and Page are running interference for the FBI. Create a dust cloud, distract, etc. Or could be they are scapegoats.

One thing is sure: everything in this sordid affair has from day one been about Obama. Anyone less than him is expendible including Hillary.

Posted by: Is it just me? at February 08, 2018 05:21 PM (Q3oNv)

477 Knowing this crowd I'm askeered to.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:19 PM (NWiLs)
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Long story short, we'll be needing to arrange a memorial service. It will involve a septic system.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 05:21 PM (lwiT4)

478 I've said it before, but if you ever see a semi expensive dark chocolate with a hint of hot chili pepper candy bar, give it a try. The flavor works really well.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 08, 2018 05:21 PM (0sHv7)

479 Does anyone remember Boston Beans which were actually peanuts covered in some red shell to look like Boston Beans.

I think you can still get those, I always liked them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:21 PM (39g3+)

480 "0 for 3"

How do you figure?

Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2018 05:21 PM (eAZVt)

481 "Hoax Dossier"
Add this to the preferred term manual. Along with "Spunk drunk."

Posted by: LASue at February 08, 2018 05:21 PM (BZA5F)

482 Didn't Webb Hubbell die of a billy goat tic?
______________________

Unlikely, since he's still alive.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 08, 2018 05:21 PM (fqUgw)

483 A Payday with an Ice Cold Coke is a heavenly treat.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 05:21 PM (YV+SU)

484 http://bit.ly/2GZ0MrX
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Never Change PHILTHadelphia hahaha

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 05:22 PM (y3aQB)

485 If they thought it was worth it to trash both their personal relationships to cover for the thousands of texts it suggests they had a pretty good idea of the extent of their crimes.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 05:18 PM (/tuJf)
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But if the texts were ever looked at by anyone outside, as they were/are, how would the concocted story of them having an affair help them? To me, it just makes it all more sordid and hurtful to the families, whether it's true or not.

Posted by: bluebell at February 08, 2018 05:22 PM (kNasr)

486 >>It was the scope of his recusal that he did not have to do and still honor his commitment.

There has been lots of speculation about his recusal with some people even going so far as to say that he recused himself from anything having to do with Hillary. Its wrong and was clarified last fall.

He restarted the Uranium One investigation. He restarted the CGI investigation. As far as I know the only thing he is recused on is interference by Russia with the Trump campaign and he did so because he was a senior foreign policy appointee on Trump's transition team and he forgot to mention a couple of meetings with Russian government officials during the campaign which would have made him a key target of any investigation.

It's meaningless. We are going to get a 2nd special counsel anyway.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 05:22 PM (/tuJf)

487 436: He recused from all things Hillary during the confirmation hearings. I suspect he will go full tilt Ashley Wilkes and value his "honor" over the truth and leave crooked Roddy in charge.

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 05:22 PM (5gaNQ)

488 Skor.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:21 PM (NWiLs)
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Skol!

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 05:22 PM (lwiT4)

489 264 How do you feel about Baby Ruth's?
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Reminds me of that classic pool scene in Caddy Shack :-)

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at February 08, 2018 05:22 PM (sQJc7)

490 Here's another thought: Could it be Stzrock and Page wanted these texts to be discovered?

Er, they tried REEAAALLY hard to stop them from getting out. The FBI even claimed their dog at them for a while.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:22 PM (39g3+)

491 Whatchamacallit.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 08, 2018 05:22 PM (I/iGu)

492 Long story short, we'll be needing to arrange a memorial service. It will involve a septic system.
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 05:21 PM (lwiT4)

Oh. I'm on municipal sewerage, does that work?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:22 PM (NWiLs)

493 449
>>That can't possibly be true, can it? How horrible would that be to do that to the families?



It's been hinted at for a while. The guy who first broke the story is Devlin Barrett at the WaPo and they had been leaking to him for a while.



If they thought it was worth it to trash both their personal relationships to cover for the thousands of texts it suggests they had a pretty good idea of the extent of their crimes.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 05:18 PM (/tuJf)


Yep.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at February 08, 2018 05:22 PM (Dp6qK)

494 What difference, at this point, does it make?1/1?!?!?1!?!?!??//?

*hic*



She's got a billy goat hic.

Posted by: JT at February 08, 2018 05:22 PM (kBI9E)

495 I didn't see anyone respond, so maybe it wasn't that good of a question. But does anyone notice that Drudge has been fairly quiet on all these revelations?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 05:22 PM (+1EJs)

496 An affair as a cover story... "why yes dear, Im letting you know that Im not having an affair, but committing felonies and treasons, sufficient enough, that if caught, will destroy every bit of wealth we've got".

Yea that'll take the sting out of it.

Posted by: BluesFish at February 08, 2018 05:22 PM (2thY3)

497 Boston baked beans. And skor was tasty. Are they still around?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 08, 2018 05:23 PM (0sHv7)

498 Billy goat tic is real. Some poor soul packages all of them from Chelsea's DNC speech into one clip. Warning: like vocal fry, once is heard cannot be unheard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NobfMSwXm60

Nice to know the groveling class of the DNC elite is as annoyed with Chels as the rest of us, hah!

Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 05:23 PM (hvf9s)

499 488 Skor.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:21 PM (NWiLs)
====================

Skol!
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 05:22 PM (lwiT4)

The official candy bar of Vikings.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:23 PM (NWiLs)

500 Obama is a Spook. The cream of the crop that is the product of decades worth of IC grooming. The same IC that has been infected with Marxists and Commies for decades.

Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 05:23 PM (uG7LM)

501 >>But if the texts were ever looked at by anyone outside, as they were/are, how would the concocted story of them having an affair help them? To me, it just makes it all more sordid and hurtful to the families, whether it's true or not.

Desperate people do desperate things.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 05:23 PM (/tuJf)

502 Is it just me?: "Not one text that I've seen had any 'I can't wait to get into your pants' lines."

I'm thinking all those "personal" messages are redacted/unreleased. We can get some of the pertinent messages, but the intimate horndog stuff will get dumped... you know, so as to not embarrass them or taint their honor unnecessarily.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 08, 2018 05:23 PM (H8S+R)

503 Paydays are great but nothing compares to Milky Way Dark. Nothing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2018 05:18 PM (8gDQu)

Whatchamacallit.

Refrigerated.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 05:23 PM (48QDY)

504 495
I didn't see anyone respond, so maybe it wasn't that good of a question.
But does anyone notice that Drudge has been fairly quiet on all these
revelations?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 05:22 PM (+1EJs)
Yup; he has been too busy getting upset over the stock market.

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 05:23 PM (a0IVu)

505 Posted by: auscolpyr at February 08, 2018 05:19 PM (suO/a)

Comey's a prophet?. Who's going to shove him down a cistern?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2018 05:23 PM (8+Ozj)

506 Deuteronomy 18:18
I will raise them up a Prophet from among their brethren, like unto thee, and will put my words in his mouth; and he shall speak unto them all that I shall command him.

As it is written so shall it be.
Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at February 08, 2018 05:15 PM (2FqvZ)


And in the wilderness of the intertubes, a voice will be heard to call: "Fuck off!". And verily, you will fuck off.
Comments of Ace: 373781

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole hut In at February 08, 2018 05:23 PM (CPk08)

507 497 Boston baked beans. And skor was tasty. Are they still around?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 08, 2018 05:23 PM (0sHv7)

My local CVS has them, but I don't see them around as much as I used to.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:23 PM (NWiLs)

508 I worked a lot of BD back there (in Seattle now) and while there are a lot of players, its all about the networking.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 05:19 PM (0tfLf)

~~~

I'm about 60 minutes south of you.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 05:23 PM (hUqh+)

509 492
Long story short, we'll be needing to arrange a memorial service. It will involve a septic system.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 05:21 PM (lwiT4)



Oh. I'm on municipal sewerage, does that work?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:22 PM (NWiLs)

We like to think it made it to the ocean and freedom.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 05:24 PM (4CCz5)

510 Grestings from Taipei. Plane from Canada landing in China = polite overload.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 05:24 PM (FQzpW)

511 Oh. I'm on municipal sewerage, does that work?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:22 PM (NWiLs)
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No, I don't think that's gonna cut it. It's a delicate situation.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 05:24 PM (lwiT4)

512 "Er, they tried REEAAALLY hard to stop them from getting out. The FBI even claimed their dog at them for a while."

Maybe. Or maybe they wanted to look like they were hiding them. We sure got them back mighty fast.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Is it just me? at February 08, 2018 05:24 PM (Q3oNv)

513 Salted peanuts in a coke.

And yes, I've seen Boston baked beans in the bags in grocery stores. I remember them in little boxes for a dime, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 08, 2018 05:25 PM (0sHv7)

514 Whatchamacallit.

Refrigerated.
Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 05:23 PM (48QDY)


Dove caramel chocolates in the freezer. Probably about the same thing.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 08, 2018 05:25 PM (y87Qq)

515 Grestings from Taipei. Plane from Canada landing in China = polite overload.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 08, 2018 05:24 PM (FQzpW)
====================

*waves at Northernlurker* Don't eat any dogs.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 05:25 PM (lwiT4)

516 500 Obama is a Spook. The cream of the crop that is the product of decades worth of IC grooming. The same IC that has been infected with Marxists and Commies for decades.
------------------------------
He is the product of two generations of CIA Leftist embeds. Every wonder what Dunham was doing in Indonesia?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 05:25 PM (YV+SU)

517 No, I don't think that's gonna cut it. It's a delicate situation.
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 05:24 PM (lwiT4)

Oh well. I guess I'll just have to make do without an emotional support hamster.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:25 PM (NWiLs)

518 >>454 People quitting their jobs (and still getting pensions) is not the same thing as people being arrested.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 08, 2018 05:19 PM (l9m7l)

I've been informed that this is a big win.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 05:25 PM (r9UYA)

519 nood plutonium or something like that

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 08, 2018 05:25 PM (AJeMv)

520 494
What difference, at this point, does it make?1/1?!?!?1!?!?!??//?



*hic*



She's got a billy goat hic.

Posted by: JT at February 08, 2018 05:22 PM (kBI9E)


Feinting goat.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at February 08, 2018 05:25 PM (Dp6qK)

521 Maple nut goodies are nice, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 08, 2018 05:26 PM (0sHv7)

522 I'm only down $35,000 in stock value this week.

Not bad, not bad at all.

Posted by: Is it just me? at February 08, 2018 05:26 PM (Q3oNv)

523 Yeah I never noticed it but Chelsea does have a little shakey thing in her voice like a little bit of a giggle-like shake in her voice. Very odd.

Probably could train that out of her with lots of voice coaching but I doubt she's a very good student, given her parentage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:26 PM (39g3+)

524 Nood

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 08, 2018 05:26 PM (QLvwG)

525 n00d

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2018 05:26 PM (lKs2v)

526 If the Clintons, Obama and ValJar were an official KGB espionage ring, would it look any different from what we see/know now?

Posted by: azaleas city at February 08, 2018 05:26 PM (WX+x0)

527 Never heard of Skor. Looked it up and sounds pretty good.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 05:26 PM (YV+SU)

528 Oh well. I guess I'll just have to make do without an emotional support hamster.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 05:25 PM (NWiLs)

Theres a Shep! comment here somewhere.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 05:27 PM (4CCz5)

529 peanut brittle

Posted by: x at February 08, 2018 05:27 PM (nFwvY)

530 516 500 Obama is a Spook. The cream of the crop that is the product of decades worth of IC grooming. The same IC that has been infected with Marxists and Commies for decades.
------------------------------
He is the product of two generations of CIA Leftist embeds. Every wonder what Dunham was doing in Indonesia?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 05:25 PM (YV+SU)

Exactly. Dude reeked since 2007. Really since 2004 DNC speech for those with super spidey senses and willing to get their hands dirty.

Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 05:27 PM (uG7LM)

531 ~~~

I'm about 60 minutes south of you.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 05:23 PM



I've been thinking we need a NW horde meet up.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 05:27 PM (0tfLf)

532 522
I'm only down $35,000 in stock value this week.



Not bad, not bad at all.

Posted by: Is it just me? at February 08, 2018 05:26 PM (Q3oNv)

GOLD!

Posted by: Glen Beck at February 08, 2018 05:28 PM (4CCz5)

533 TWIX PEOPLE

Posted by: bluebell at February 08, 2018 05:28 PM (kNasr)

534 One point in his favor -- he apparently finds Chelsea Clinton to be "awful," "entitled," lacking in any authenticity, and suffering a "[billy] goat tic" in speaking.

Posted by: Ace at 04:26 PM

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.

Posted by: Surfperch, Deplorable RUSSIAN BOT with chainsaw bayonet at February 08, 2018 05:28 PM (QUtQ6)

535 Grestings from Taipei. Plane from Canada landing in China = polite overload.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour



Hey, Teem, I hope the trip does you good. New worlds, new life, etc.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2018 05:28 PM (fuK7c)

536 >>> Probably could train that out of her with lots of voice coaching but I doubt she's a very good student, given her parentage. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 05:26 PM (39g3+)

Hah, now I have Singing in the Rain in my head.

Rouuuuuuund tones, Rounnnnd tones!

And I Cahn't stand him!

Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 05:29 PM (hvf9s)

537 I'm only down $35,000 in stock value this week.

Not bad, not bad at all.
Posted by: Is it just me? at February 08, 2018 05:26 PM (Q3oNv)

Gotta take the bad with the good.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 05:29 PM (48QDY)

538 Friendly reminder that in just about every city of any size is an old weirdo candy store that has fresh-roasted corn nuts and homemade caramels and shelves full of bins with candy that hasn't been made nor seen in sixty years like Squirrel Nut Zippers and Abba-Zaba and Bit-O-Honey etc

Posted by: hogmartin at February 08, 2018 05:29 PM (y87Qq)

539 I still think that Sessions' recusal was a shrewd move. The investigation into Russian interference and influence was originally aimed at the campaign, which Sessions had been an unofficial member. So, it was appropriate to not be seen as investigating his own team. He knew there was nothing there, but the political ramifications of him in his official role saying there was "nothing there" would be damning.

I suspect he is doing exactly as ordered, waiting for the evidence that he can actually introduce into a court of law about all the malfeasance of the Clintons, Obamas, DNC and FBI/DOJ and bring about some convictions. We can want to use innuendo to drain the swamp, but that is little better than the Steele (Clinton/Blumenthal/Shearer) dossier. Congress is doing its oversight, but the OIG has the biggest role in this, and when that report is released, I won't be too surprised to find a few patsies arrested and let them sing for their skin.

PDT is a showman, and his public comments against Sessions and the recusal may be nothing more than highlighting Patton's "army" preparing for an amphibious operation into Calais.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at February 08, 2018 05:30 PM (DxWUs)

540 Hmmm. "Billy Goat Tick"

I really cannot think of any better way to describe any Clinton offspring than that, really.

All that is needed now is Ben Roethlisberger to EXPLAIN it to us!

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 08, 2018 05:30 PM (0YSzp)

541 Twix in the freezer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 08, 2018 05:30 PM (0sHv7)

542 Pediatric Cardiology
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 05:05 PM (lwiT4)



You got me. That's 2 minutes of my life wasted on wikipedia I'll never get back again. Thanks.

Posted by: Bear phone at February 08, 2018 05:30 PM (2835Q)

543 Oooh I Willow'd the thread! I thought Ace was passed out somewhere, guess not!

Posted by: LizLem at February 08, 2018 05:30 PM (hvf9s)

544 537 I'm only down $35,000 in stock value this week.

Not bad, not bad at all.
Posted by: Is it just me? at February 08, 2018 05:26 PM (Q3oNv)

Gotta take the bad with the good.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2018 05:29 PM



What sucks is getting hammered by taxes on the upswing just before the end of the year, and now it drops.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 05:30 PM (0tfLf)

545 Young Barry was groomed by known commie Frank Marshall Davis. Yes groomed he was. Very close these two.

Posted by: azaleas city at February 08, 2018 05:30 PM (WX+x0)

546 498 Billy goat tic is real. Some poor soul packages all of them from Chelsea's DNC speech into one clip. Warning: like vocal fry, once is heard cannot be unheard.

Wow--you're right. I'd never noticed it before.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 08, 2018 05:31 PM (398bZ)

547 Don't want no Abba zabba.
Don't want no almond joy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 08, 2018 05:31 PM (0sHv7)

548 what the hell kind of SCIF was that?

the only ones i've been in were Faraday cages. no cell reception there.

Posted by: WaldoTJ at February 08, 2018 05:32 PM (M1MpJ)

549 I recuse myself from the most important investigation in American history.

Posted by: MAGA at February 08, 2018 05:33 PM (LnOh3)

550 we have not received every text they sent, only those deemed relevant by the fbi, so they have probably held back the sexts.

no reason to think they were not sexing.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 08, 2018 05:36 PM (MTjB1)

551 I didn't see anyone respond, so maybe it wasn't that
good of a question. But does anyone notice that Drudge has been fairly
quiet on all these revelations?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 05:22 PM (+1EJs)



Someone at Instapundit mentioned it on Sunday.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 05:37 PM (SrkNc)

552 why would you assume people stupid enough to text on government phones about anything would be clever enough or disciplined enough to have a phony affair?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 08, 2018 05:37 PM (MTjB1)

553 we have likely not gotten the texts that mueller fired him for.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 08, 2018 05:37 PM (MTjB1)

554 JackStraw @ 449- Cruel?
I was asked at the 'fraternal' club to take home the dish towels and was them. I said 'Sure, I have some socks and jockstraps to wash anyway'. They said never mind.

Posted by: Eromero at February 08, 2018 05:38 PM (zLDYs)

555 Scuse me Tinfoil Baby, I is a idiot and math and spelling not my strongest talent. Or reeding.

Posted by: Eromero at February 08, 2018 05:40 PM (zLDYs)

556 It's meaningless. We are going to get a 2nd special counsel anyway.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 05:22 PM (/tuJf)



Yes, it's all meaningless. Bwa hahaha haaaaaaaa


Resistance is futile
Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away
If you can use some exotic booze
There's a bar in far Bombay
Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away

Come fly with me, let's float down to Peru
In llama-land there's a one-man band
And he'll toot his flute for you
Come fly with me, let's take off in the blue

Once I get you up there
Where the air is rarefied
We'll just glide
Starry-eyed
Once I get you up there
I'll be holding you so near
You may hear
Angels cheer,

Posted by: Axis of Deep State at February 08, 2018 05:40 PM (zfFAh)

557 why would you assume people stupid enough to text on
government phones about anything would be clever enough or disciplined
enough to have a phony affair?





Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 08, 2018 05:37 PM (MTjB1)


Yeah... I think people are overthinking this. Sometimes people are just that stupid and transparent and Obama's people doubly so. These are the same people who thought Operation Fast and Furious was the height of subterfuge.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 05:41 PM (SrkNc)

558 557 Since Obama believed he was a really, really bright guy he made sure his Admin was filled with lamebrains, like himself. However, since messiah-man worshiped himself, they had to worship him too.

Posted by: Kim Jong-nun at February 08, 2018 06:02 PM (artIV)

559 Hah! Caught you!

"One point in his favor -- he [Strzok] apparently finds Chelsea Clinton to be "awful," "entitled," lacking in any authenticity, and suffering a "[billy] goat tic" in speaking."

That absolutely prooooooves that he's a Republican and a Trump shill. His hatred of Hillary Clinton is obvious.

Posted by: George LeS at February 08, 2018 06:06 PM (+TcCF)

560 billy goat tics are hawt

Posted by: Mohammed Abdul Mohammed at February 08, 2018 06:07 PM (HgMAr)

561 Joe Sobran once wrote a column where Hillary was interviewed by by Eleanor Clift; made it sound like a tea party.

Posted by: Minerva at February 08, 2018 08:04 PM (LlRuQ)

562 The FBI allows work phones in their SCIFs. It's weird. It's unsafe. But they do it. Surprised the hell out of me when I learned of it.

The FBI simply does not understand the vulnerabilities of their own electronic devices. It's a massive blind spot to them.

Posted by: Semper Why at February 09, 2018 10:33 AM (wrzX1)

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