Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (2/25/20) From Somewhere On The Road Edition

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“Too many fast-food workers have been fired without a just cause, without a warning, without even any notice. And if you can be fired simply on the whim of an angry boss or a disgruntled customer’s complaint, then you’re far more vulnerable to harassment or abuse.” Council member Adrienne Adams


Quote II

“Being a lifer, I’m in a unique position where I sometimes have access to these people and I have so little to lose,” Prisoner Jonathon Watson


Quote III

“Whether it will be contained or not, this outbreak is rapidly becoming the first true pandemic challenge that fits the Disease X category, listed to the WHO’s priority list of diseases for which we need to prepare in our current globalised society,” Prof Marion Koopmans


Quote IV

The elites are aware of our existence largely through hearsay, having disengaged from the life of the nation within a century of its founding, driven away by militant factions and other lunatics, the upper class among them. The elite are as disconnected from the class structure as are homeless drunks, and share a similar indifference. But to their credit, while they're neither virtuous nor commendable, it isn't the elites who are peddling woke causes or looting whole industries or buying boltholes in New Zealand. It's their cunning and voracious aspirants, the upper class, which to our everlasting shame is our ruling class. Woodpile Report


Quote V

“Michelle Obama praised him because he gave so much money. So no one in the Hollywood can ever lecture us again about morality because they knew all of this, but he poked all the right buttons, all the virtue signals.” Greg Gutfeld


Quote VI

"It was more the fact that I felt it was unfair that I faced that charge. I felt a criminal conviction for dangerous driving would be harsh, especially for the first time I'd ever been charged for anything," Kingston Webb

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The 30-Hour Ferry Rides That Keep Indonesia Connected - With more than 6,000 inhabited islands, the country can’t rely on air travel alone.

The deep horn aboard the Binaiya rumbles as a nearby ship worker shouts, “Hurry on, we leave in 30 minutes.”

Amid the intense heat and humidity, what appears to be a sea of people squeezes through narrow gates. Above their heads, cardboard boxes of uncommon shapes crowd surf their way up to the front as the many uniformed guards stamp available arms, ensuring a steady flow. The mass moves towards the ship like a well-oiled machine of chaos. Where exactly is everyone going?

Indonesia is the world’s largest island nation, an archipelago consisting of more than 17,000 officially registered islands. While the vast majority of the 264 million people that call this country home are spread across just two of these, Java and Sumatra, many live scattered among over 6,000 other islands.


Transportation is freedom.


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About that NoVAMoMe, Maybe I'll just stay home. How to sanitize your airplane seat.

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LOLGF!

ICE ignores California laws and arrests illegal aliens at the courthouse door

In 2018, California implemented the California Values Act, which gave special protection to illegal aliens by mandating that California law enforcement agencies cannot cooperate with federal immigration authorities. Last week, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (“ICE” thumbed its nose at California and arrested two people in Sonoma County Superior Court.

California has lots of reasons to hang onto its roughly 2.2 – 3.5 million illegal immigrants. They provide cheap, easily-exploited labor. They swell the state’s population, which matters for electors and congresspeople, as well as the distribution of certain federal funds. As illegal immigrants are fed into the system, they provide reliable (legal or illegal) Democrat votes. And they make Californians feel virtuous even as they allow corrupt Latin American states to continue exploiting their own citizens and destroying their economies by relying on remittances from people illegally in America.


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Wow, a woman urinates alcohol.

Doctors Report The First Known Case of a Person Who Urinates Alcohol

A woman in Pittsburgh has become the first documented case in a living person of an unusual medical condition where alcohol naturally brews in the bladder from the fermentation of yeast.


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Has the U.S. military jumped the green shark? The Pentagon aims to bridge the divide between climate believers and deniers - U.S. military leaders have to plan for operations all over the world, so they can’t afford to ignore climate change or the debate its causes.

I’ve studied military and security issues for decades. Although President Trump has called climate change a hoax and worked to reverse the Obama administration’s climate initiatives, senior U.S. military officers have long been aware of warming’s detrimental effects.

Military leaders believe climate change seriously threatens U.S. national security. They contend it is stirring up chaos and conflict abroad, endangering coastal bases, and stressing soldiers and equipment, which undermines military readiness. But rather than debating the causes of climate change or assigning blame, they focus on how warming undermines security, and on practical steps to slow its advance and minimize damage


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Are you qualified to be the mayor of Baltimore? You might have to check with your probation/parole agent.

BALTIMORE, MD- Fox5 affiliate WBFF reported that over half of the thirty-two candidates currently vying for the position of Baltimore Mayor have criminal records.

Likely they’re trying to keep up with disgraced former mayor, 69-year old Catherine Pugh.

Where to begin.

Let’s start with Pugh. In November of last year, Pugh plead guilty to the federal charges of conspiracy to commit wire fraud, conspiracy to defraud the United States, and two counts of tax evasion, crimes which she had been committing from November 2011 through their discovery in March of 2019.

Her sentencing is set for February 27.


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The last time I checked, racially insensitive comments and/or questions were not against the law.

Report: Michigan State University’s police seek to identify anonymous users from online Q&A with MSU president

Last week, Michigan State University’s new president, Samuel L. Stanley Jr., sat for an online question-and-answer session hosted by MSU’s student government, the Associated Students of MSU. After anonymous comments during the event were condemned as racist, the ASMSU reportedly asked the MSU Police Department to seek out the IP addresses of the anonymous commenters, and a report by The State Press suggests that the university’s police are pursuing an investigation. Today, FIRE wrote to the MSU Police Department for answers about this troubling development.

The Q&A took place on Feb. 18 through a third party website, Slido, through which students could submit questions and comments — and do so anonymously, as noted in media coverage ahead of the event.

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The Text Message of The Day


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Is this the future for patients with Alzheimer's or dementia? A village for patients who suffer from these dreaded diseases.

This cozy little Canadian community may seem like an ordinary village on the outside—but in actuality, it is the country’s first village designed specifically to accommodate people living with dementia and Alzheimer’s disease.

The British Columbia community, which is simply called The Village, hosts several dozen cottages, businesses, and shared living spaces for up to 78 patients.

I'm not sure how they keep the predatory males away from the females.


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A funny thing happened on the way to the G20's Economic Summit. Saudia Arabia hosting women's rights conference.

Hosting the G20 economic summit in its capital city of Riyadh, Saudi Arabia has the opportunity to showcase for the world’s most powerful finance ministers the recent gains made for women in the kingdom’s economy.

Once maligned for policies that kept women from driving or being hired in large numbers, the Saudis have secured some strong words of praise in recent weeks from the World Bank as well as U.S. presidential daughter and adviser Ivanka Trump.

Part of the impetus for that praise evolves around Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman’s “Vision 2030” plan that pledges to diversify the kingdom’s economy beyond oil and gas and increase women’s participation in the workforce from 22 percent to 30 percent.

Last month, the World Bank Annual Report on Women, Business and the Law (WBL) declared Saudi Arabia had generated the “biggest improvement” among 190 countries surveyed over the last three years .


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Fighting chlorine bleach, Super-duper sperm making news in Indonesia.

The possibility of non-penetrative conception in swimming pools isn’t exactly a new rumour. The urban legend goes that unsuspecting girls can get knocked up via ejaculation in pools.

As scary as that sounds, most people don’t actually take it seriously anymore. But apparently, one Indonesian government official still does.

In an 8-minute video interview with Tribunnews.com posted on Saturday, February 22, Sitti Hikmawatty, a college professor who is also a commissioner in Indonesia’s Commission for the Protection of Indonesian Children (KPAI) claimed that indestructible sperm could impregnate women in swimming pools.

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Titos Tsai is a contact juggler from Taiwan. Contact juggling involves moving balls and other objects around one's body without losing contact. Tsai is an absolute master of that craft. Watch him, seemingly without effort, move a huge sword around his body while gracefully dancing. He doesn't drop the sword or cut himself with it even once. Via neatorama


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20+ Secrets Airport Workers Don’t Tell Ordinary Passengers About


The ONT Musical Interlude



Born on this day:25 Feb 1943
George Harrison guitarist and vocalist with The Beatles The all-time bestselling album in the UK is The Beatles’ 'Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band', with over 4.5 million copies sold. Harrison wrote the 1969 US No.1 & UK No.4 Beatles single ’Something’. As a solo artist he had the 1971 US No.1 album 'All Things Must Pass' and the 1970 worldwide No.1 single ‘My Sweet Lord’. He was also a member of the Traveling Wilburys with Tom Petty and Bob Dylan. Harrison died of cancer on November 29th 2001. via thisdayinmusic.com

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What makes a good mask? Don't ask our Genius Award Winner.

A bank robber was jailed for four and a half years today after he was forced to reveal his identity when he failed to cut eye holes in his makeshift mask.

Matthew Davies donned a pillow case to carry out the armed raid on a branch of the Bank of Scotland but found the disguise hindered his sight.


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Rob Osman and his efforts are Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Man Starts A Dog-Walking Group For Other Men Who Need Someone To Talk To

Although the stigma seems to be lessening, many men suffering from depression never speak up. Most of us feel the need to bottle everything up and “soldier through” tough times, but everyone needs someone to talk to, even the toughest of us.

That’s why Rob Osman started Dudes & Dogs.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Nostalgia.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. The hamsters are debating.

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1 Thank you!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (UUBmN)

2 Yokopalooza!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

3 Back on top.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (HuH1F)

4 st

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (3H9h1)

5 On top-ish...

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (HuH1F)

6 damn it

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (3H9h1)

7 I had a cap gun but it was a Luger.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

8 Finally, the stupidity ends. Gah.

Posted by: Infidel at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (FXKw3)

9 Good Evening horde

Posted by: wing at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (JFzNN)

10 Hey everybody. Thanks for the ONT MisHum.

On the road eh MH? Good thing Motel 6 has free wi-fi. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)

11 (Not such a joke. I like Motel 6 myself.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)

12 We used to take a hammer to a whole roll.

Then inhale.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (3H9h1)

13 Top Tenſt?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (QHxmP)

14 WHEW!

I was just about to start reading comments on the debate thread.

Saved by the ONT.

And a nice pic up top, too.

Howdy.

Posted by: mindful webworker
It just doesn't work that way
at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (Isn+8)

15 wifi password at Motel 6:

weleftthelightonforyou

wifi password at Clown Motel:

theresadeadhookerinyourmattress

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)

16 Klobi-upchuck.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (gSgAd)

17 Happy Mardi Gras everyone!!

I had a job interview tonight with a college in Alabama. Don't know if anything will come of it, but they seemed to like me alright.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (iS/NP)

18 Nice... The Smithereens.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (3H9h1)

19 Don't know if anything will come of it, but they seemed to like me alright.
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Did they throw beads at you?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

20 Son had his first scrimmage tonight. Walked to first, stole second and third, then slid into home on a pop fly. Barely beat the catcher to score. Proud mama

Posted by: Jmel at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (OeWgo)

21 Damn y'all mare fast!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 25, 2020 10:05 PM (a4qVe)

22 have the idiots degenerated further? (Fingers crossed!)

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 10:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

23 so awful---like eating garbage

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:06 PM (CTN7u)

24 7 I had a cap gun but it was a Luger.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

No kidding? Me too! Got it at EPCOT of all places.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

25
he British Columbia community, which is simply called The Village, hosts several dozen cottages, businesses, and shared living spaces for up to 78 patients.

Be seeing you!

Posted by: Number Six at February 25, 2020 10:06 PM (aKsyK)

26 Thank God for the ONT. The Dem debate thing was making me nauseous.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

27 Unless its just designed to weaken, spread chaos, and panic a public.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (KZzsI)


It could have also just been a test-bed for a novel configuration.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:07 PM (6rS3m)

28 "Too many fast-food workers have been fired without a just cause, without a warning, without even any notice. And if you can be fired simply on the whim of an angry boss or a disgruntled customer's complaint, then you're far more vulnerable to harassment or abuse." Council member Adrienne Adams

It's called at-will employment, and it is a great thing. Every employer needs to be able to clear out deadwood. If they can't, they will suck, and so will the economy. Look at France. Or the U.S. Civil Service. Or, to some extent, Japan, though they've narrowed the scope of lifetime employment somewhat. And employees thus kicked out often find something more suitable to their particular talents.

Posted by: Splunge at February 25, 2020 10:07 PM (dOV9E)

29 I can spot only 1 Djibouti sniper in the ONT pic...wait, that's the debate.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 10:07 PM (qu1px)

30
If we secretly swapped out those Democrat candidates with homeless people living in tents, let them stay in the five star hotels the Demos are staying in, and get them freshly tailored clothes, the depth and breath of answers would markedly improve.

Chosen at random.

Sweet Heyzoos, my head still hurts after watching that embarrassment.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2020 10:08 PM (sy5kK)

31 Wow - the 'debate' was painful.

Protip: Do NOT hit an entire roll of caps with a hammer.

Posted by: Katie Hill at February 25, 2020 10:08 PM (Y4EXg)

32
Where's the disinfectant station?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:08 PM (pNxlR)

33 I'm going to savor The Traveling Wilburies and toddle-off to bed...

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 25, 2020 10:08 PM (Ckg4U)

34 Slap sighting! *waves*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:09 PM (NWiLs)

35 Hey Der

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 25, 2020 10:09 PM (7ZQe3)

36 Military leaders believe climate change seriously threatens U.S. national security.

No...military leaders were told to believe climate change was serious by an extremely unserious administration.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:09 PM (JCrfD)

37 "Too many fast-food workers have been fired without a just cause, without a warning, without even any notice. And if you can be fired simply on the whim of an angry boss or a disgruntled customer's complaint, then you're far more vulnerable to harassment or abuse." Council member Adrienne Adams

Oh, good grief. Has this idiot ever seen the kind of people who work in fast food? They aren't firing enough of them. If you go to McD's and order a salad and a choice of dressing, most of the time, either they give you the wrong salad or the wrong dressing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:09 PM (+lVUW)

38 Thanks for the scenic photo up top, Mis Hum! And the Smithereens behind it.

Pray for our President and valiant warriors. So nice that the visit to India has concluded and our leader is winging his way home.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 25, 2020 10:09 PM (WFcrO)

39 I wonder who the girl in the What is Live video was, she seems fun and sweet. Probably not of course, but she plays it well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:10 PM (KZzsI)

40 I've determined that for Lenten fast this year I will remove myself from social media and regrettably stay out of the comment section here (hold the applause, please).


There's a Bitter sort of Clinging from the moron in the hall
And he yells in the steeple too
And out on the cruise ship a NeverTrumpy turd
Is popping out to say, "Cuck-oo"
Cuck-oo, cuck-oo
Captain Kristol tell us cuck-oo, cuck-oo
But Lenten Fast compels me
To say, "Goodbye", to you

So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good night
I hate to leave the comments, on this funny site

So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu, to you and you and you

So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen
I'd like to stay and bug the Horde agayn

So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye
When Lenten fast is over I'll return to again say "Hi", to say Hi

I'm sad to go, I cannot tell a lie
I'll piss, I moan, Discreetly lurk, I'll try

Fat Tues has gone again and so must I
So long, Horde friends, auf wiedersehen, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 25, 2020 10:10 PM (VaHTk)

41 31 Wow - the 'debate' was painful.

Protip: Do NOT hit an entire roll of caps with a hammer.
Posted by: Katie Hill at February 25, 2020 10:08 PM (Y4EXg)


Great, you just invalidated my entire childhood.

Posted by: Splunge at February 25, 2020 10:10 PM (dOV9E)

42 Oh, good grief. Has this idiot ever seen the kind of
people who work in fast food? They aren't firing enough of them. If you
go to McD's and order a salad and a choice of dressing, most of the
time, either they give you the wrong salad or the wrong dressing.

Posted by: nerdygirl


Luxury!!! I usually get a box of broken glass.

Posted by: pep at February 25, 2020 10:10 PM (T6t7i)

43
No...military leaders were told to believe climate change was serious by an extremely unserious administration.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


If they wanted to remain and advance.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 10:10 PM (aKsyK)

44 I think that debate stage needs disinfected.

quick!

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (377Zs)

45 I have a hard time believing girls that talk pandemic medical stuff.


Sue me.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (CTN7u)

46 That was two hours of nonsense. I award them no points, and may god have mercy on their souls.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (UvJJq)

47 No...military leaders were told to believe climate change was serious by an extremely unserious administration.

And you can bet the Obama administration did everything they could to get rid of skeptics and jam the Pentagon with idiots.

Well, more idiots

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (KZzsI)

48 cap gun

Cornpop's goto conceal carry

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (rpxSz)

49 What Is Life is one of Harrisons best. In fact that whole album set is wonderful. He was really in a song writing grove in that era.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (7ZQe3)

50
Protip: Do NOT hit an entire roll of caps with a hammer.
Posted by: Katie Hill


Use a sledge hammer and you can do five rolls.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (aKsyK)

51 Fat Tues has gone again and so must I
So long, Horde friends, auf wiedersehen, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 25, 2020 10:10 PM (VaHTk)

Dude...repentance is one thing, self-flagellation is another. But, hopefully you will find yourself at greater peace.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (NWiLs)

52 Too many fast-food workers have been fired without a just cause, without a warning, without even any notice. And if you can be fired simply on the whim of an angry boss or a disgruntled customer's complaint, then you're far more vulnerable to harassment or abuse. Council member Adrienne Adams



Welcome to adulthood.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (Xr3y2)

53 Fat Tues has gone again and so must I
So long, Horde friends, auf wiedersehen, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

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See you in 40 days. You are in my prayers.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (Y4EXg)

54 And someone needs to put some learning on me.

Name one conflict caused by climate change.

I'll wait.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (JCrfD)

55 31
Wow - the 'debate' was painful.


Top most painful moment: Bloomberg trying to joke about his performance last debate.
I have noticed that Biden is incapably of forming a sentence, or something like one, without using the phrases "Oh, and guess what", and "that fact of the matter is".

Winner of the debate: Klobuchar. I'm feeling the Klomentum wash over me.

Posted by: pep at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (T6t7i)

56 Evening all.

I need a shower after that debate.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (+ZLGa)

57 as god is my witness, i have no idea why i quit smoking pot. stupid fucking brain.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (KP5rU)

58 One FOX "expert" Dr. Lady told me that coronavirus came from pangolins.

Pangolins.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:13 PM (CTN7u)

59 Greetings everyone.

The coronovirus thing reminds me (and I'm sure a lot of others) of "The Stand."

I know in the mini-series version (and maybe the book) the US military took the virus to other countries in a sort of "If we're going to die, so are they" move.

Now, big outbreak in China. Suddenly there are cases in Korea, Italy and Iran.

Does someone in China owe Stephen King some royalties?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 25, 2020 10:13 PM (l9m7l)

60 54 And someone needs to put some learning on me.

Name one conflict caused by climate change.

I'll wait.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (JCrfD)


Easy. This election.

Posted by: Splunge at February 25, 2020 10:13 PM (dOV9E)

61 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

62 57 as god is my witness, i have no idea why i quit smoking pot. stupid fucking brain.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (KP5rU)

Memory loss is a symptom of excessive marijuana use. Maybe you didn't actually quit and just can't remember.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:13 PM (NWiLs)

63 >>>Dude...repentance is one thing, self-flagellation is another.


It is?

Posted by: Dr. T at February 25, 2020 10:14 PM (iS/NP)

64 This wasn't a debate it was the Land of Gorch skit from SNL.

Amy is the Mighty Favog.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 10:14 PM (qu1px)

65 Another fun thing you probably shouldn't do: throw a whole roll of caps into a bonfire. It's almost as good as lighting off a whole string of firecrackers!

Bad. I mean, it's almost as bad. Not as good. It would be irresponsible to say it was good.

Hint: make sure it's the cheap kind of caps that are just in paper. The pricier kind with a foil strip don't cook off nearly as well.

Posted by: Trimegistus at February 25, 2020 10:14 PM (m7tTY)

66
Now, big outbreak in China. Suddenly there are cases in Korea, Italy and Iran.


It's the f***ing pangolins. They're EVERYWHERE!!!!

Posted by: pep at February 25, 2020 10:14 PM (T6t7i)

67 Ladyl!

*hugs*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:14 PM (NWiLs)

68 Military leaders believe climate change seriously threatens U.S. national security.

Bernie said tonight that coronavirus was caused by global warming.

That's why it started in mid-winter.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 25, 2020 10:14 PM (I2/tG)

69 And if you can be fired simply on the whim of an angry boss or a disgruntled customer's complaint, then you're far more vulnerable to harassment or abuse. Council member Adrienne Adams

Try being a radio or television broadcaster in 80s, genius. I was fired THREE times. No, make it FOUR.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:14 PM (JCrfD)

70 See you after Lent is over, Bitter Clinger. May your sacrifice prove fruitful.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 25, 2020 10:14 PM (WFcrO)

71
>>>Dude...repentance is one thing, self-flagellation is another.


Usually pay extra for that.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:15 PM (CTN7u)

72 Pangolins are really cool looking critters.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:15 PM (NWiLs)

73 59 Greetings everyone.

The coronovirus thing reminds me (and I'm sure a lot of others) of "The Stand."

I know in the mini-series version (and maybe the book) the US military took the virus to other countries in a sort of "If we're going to die, so are they" move.

Now, big outbreak in China. Suddenly there are cases in Korea, Italy and Iran.

Does someone in China owe Stephen King some royalties?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 25, 2020 10:13 PM (l9m7l)


Depends. Where's Tom Cullen? M-O-O-N, that spells Tom Cullen.

Posted by: Splunge at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (dOV9E)

74 Roy Orbison was a part of The Travelling Wilburys, and that number was filmed shortly after he died.
They had a guitar in a rocking chair when his voice was in the song

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (kz2HU)

75 So who else needs a shower after that debate?

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (fgkVZ)

76 Be well bitter clinger, and we will see you on the flip side of lent.

On the plus side, your blood pressure should plummet a hundred points by staying off social media!

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (UvJJq)

77 After watching that debate, I feel like a guy who's just watched a slapfight between Down Syndrome kids.

You laugh it it, but it makes you feel like you're going to hell for doing it.

Good Lord. Are these people really the Best and Brightest the Dems have to offer, or have the real candidates decided that Trump is unbeatable and decided to sit this one out?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (lbYzk)

78 Bernie said tonight that coronavirus was caused by global warming.

All together now: WITHOUT EVIDENCE

I think it was caused by elvish sorcery.

Both are equally plausible.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (JCrfD)

79 insom, i would remember. ta fuck were we talking about?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (KP5rU)

80 Name one conflict caused by climate change.

The greenies are claiming that the Syrian Civil War was caused by global warming.

The genocidal Assad clan had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (I2/tG)

81 In case anyone missed it, Remus of Woodpile report said his wife is dying. The blog will go dark for awhile when it happens. He said it could be days or weeks. I'm sure prayers would be welcome.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (Lqy/e)

82 {{{Insom}}}

{{{Chavez}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

83 I feel like a guy who's just watched a slapfight between Down Syndrome kids.



You laugh it it, but it makes you feel like you're going to hell for doing it.


That is fiendishly spot on.

Posted by: pep at February 25, 2020 10:17 PM (T6t7i)

84
Name one conflict caused by climate change.

McCain's Cap and Trade Deal.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:17 PM (CTN7u)

85 That's key to understanding Buttgag. There's no humility, no sense of sin, no repentance in him. Its central to Christianity; if you have none of that its probably because you aren't a child of God. One of the things Christians grow in most over the years is a sense of God's greatness... and by contrast, their sin.

If all you do is lecture others over their wrong, never admit or even allow for the possibility that you're wrong or sin... that's not faith. That's arrogance and possibly even insanity.

Remember Obama's definition of sin? "Being out of alignment with my values." You cannot be a sinner if you define it by your own beliefs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:17 PM (KZzsI)

86 Pangolins are really cool looking critters.
Posted by: Insomniac


Up armored critters.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 10:17 PM (Xr3y2)

87 I've got the Michael Moorcock Elric on audio. I am going in the recommended order.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2020 10:17 PM (LxTcq)

88 The British Columbia community, which is simply called The Village,
hosts several dozen cottages, businesses, and shared living spaces for
up to 78 patients.

I'm not sure how they keep the predatory males away from the females.



Rover.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at February 25, 2020 10:17 PM (xkSJa)

89 Ladyl!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 10:18 PM (KP5rU)

90 The greenies are claiming that the Syrian Civil War was caused by global warming.

Yeah, no. Next.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:18 PM (JCrfD)

91 How to sanitize your airplane seat

Sis flew in from out of state. She told my daughter how she wiped down her area, tray, all that.

Daughter replied, yeah, her ballet teacher had just flown in, too. Teacher told how, on the plane, she had wiped down her whole area, then turned to the man next to her and offered him the wipes. He declined. She put her mouth into the crook of her elbow and coughed twice, gently. *ahem ahem* Are you sure? He took the wipes.

Sis may have been a tad miffed that Daughter topped her story.

Posted by: mindful webworker
It just doesn't work that way
at February 25, 2020 10:18 PM (Isn+8)

92 That cap gun and the little red strip of powder charges!! Do they still sell those caps?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 10:18 PM (Wm5SB)

93
Wow, a woman urinates alcohol.



Does she have a flat head?

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:19 PM (CTN7u)

94 Are these people really the Best and Brightest the Dems have to offer, or have the real candidates decided that Trump is unbeatable and decided to sit this one out?

ON twitter:

H. L. Chiselfritz@RotNScoundrel
#DemDebate #democraticdebates

If these people are the cream that rose to the top then the cow who gave that milk should be euthanized.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:19 PM (KZzsI)

95 Okay everybody.... I'm making steak again tonight.

The grill's heated up. How many minutes per side do you all recommend? Three? One? Negative 5?

If it helps: it's a NY strip, just over a half-inch thick.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

96 Pangolins are really cool looking critters.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:15 PM (NWiLs)


You should see them after they've been roasted.

Posted by: said no one from Wuhan at February 25, 2020 10:19 PM (377Zs)

97 Fat Tues has gone again and so must I
So long, Horde friends, auf wiedersehen, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

---

See you in 40 days. You are in my prayers.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (Y4EXg)
*********
You're giving us up for Lent?

Posted by: redridinghood at February 25, 2020 10:19 PM (wiXsO)

98 I can smell that photo, too.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:19 PM (2bnkh)

99 Sword dance was good, but I kept expecting a (CGI) decapitation. Something like the backflip in heels guy.

Posted by: mindful webworker
It just doesn't work that way
at February 25, 2020 10:20 PM (Isn+8)

100 I had a Bat Masterson derringer belt gun.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at February 25, 2020 10:20 PM (BsCoj)

101 At least Bernie is consistent. Amy is boring. l

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 25, 2020 10:20 PM (gSgAd)

102 Are these people really the Best and Brightest the Dems have to offer, or have the real candidates decided that Trump is unbeatable and decided to sit this one out?

Much like Tim Tebow destroyed Florida football, TFG destroyed the Democratic party.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:20 PM (JCrfD)

103 Memory loss is a symptom of excessive marijuana use. Maybe you didn't actually quit and just can't remember.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:13 PM (NWiLs)



Insom, whatever are you talking about?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 25, 2020 10:20 PM (BiNEL)

104 Wow, a woman urinates alcohol.


Does she have a flat head?
Posted by: deplorable unperson


Owns a bar?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 10:20 PM (Xr3y2)

105 Michael Moorcock was a wierd dude but damn did he have an inventive, creative mind. Its not just anyone who can create an iconic new archetype.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:20 PM (KZzsI)

106 It's the f***ing pangolins. They're EVERYWHERE!!!!
Posted by: pep at February 25, 2020 10:14 PM (T6t7i)


Pangolin walking:

https://youtu.be/B95NdS77fZM

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:21 PM (6rS3m)

107 I've determined that for Lenten fast this year I will remove myself from
social media and regrettably stay out of the comment section here (hold
the applause, please).


Looking forward to your triumphant return.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at February 25, 2020 10:22 PM (xkSJa)

108 Slap! I love the Traveling Wilburys!

Sleep well!

3a.m. comes way too fast. I'm going to regret staying up for that debate.

Party on, all.


Posted by: My life is insanity at February 25, 2020 10:22 PM (kz2HU)

109 Heh. Seen at Insty.

Gandalf: The Shadow rises in the East. Dark armies are massing. The Nazgul have been unleashed. The Eye of Sauron is open...

Bernie Sanders: And you know what that Eye did as soon as it opened? Implemented a literacy plan. There's a lot we could learn from Mordor.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:22 PM (JCrfD)

110 Remus of Woodpile report said his wife is dying. The blog will go dark for awhile when it happens. He said it could be days or weeks. I'm sure prayers would be welcome.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

---

Oh my. Prayers of course for both of them.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 10:22 PM (Y4EXg)

111 Damn. Willowed.

400
Does anyone remember Connie Talbot ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmtP8X4ZErs

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:22 PM (XzVUd)

112 No Bitter Clinger for 40 days??

Teh Zettai haz a sad...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 10:22 PM (QHxmP)

113 or have the real candidates decided that Trump is unbeatable and decided to sit this one out?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (lbYzk)

I've been watching NY Gov Cuomo for the last year to gauge Trump's chances. If the Dems thought they could win, Cuomo and/or some other semi-plausible candidate would be running.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 10:22 PM (Wm5SB)

114 and pixied

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:22 PM (XzVUd)

115 Just got a Neil Young album on CD.

It's an album that came out in 1982, and back then, the title meant something different than it does now...

"Trans."

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)

116 Speaking of Motel 6, I was fantasizing about traveling the other night, don't travel because of dog. Anyway, I was looking at cheap hotels in London. There was one that seemed to be around $70. It was tiny and efficient, with no free coffee. Anyone going to London should look up Point A Hotel.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

117 79 insom, i would remember. ta fuck were we talking about?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (KP5rU)

Oh, nothing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

118 Caps were dangerous.

Sure, you put them in your cap gun and squeeze that trigger (til it or the hammer breaks) - pop! pop! pop! pop!

Then you realize you can just hit the caps with a rock. Line up several at once. pop!pop!pop!pop! pop!pop!pop!pop!

Finally, you're hard core addicted. Setting whole rolls on fire at once. ppopowpopowpppopopowppop!!!

A doomed generation.

Posted by: mindful webworker
It just doesn't work that way
at February 25, 2020 10:23 PM (Isn+8)

119 self-flagellation is another.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Usually pay extra for that.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars!


But you're paying yourself. So don't beat yourself up about the cost.

Posted by: mikeski at February 25, 2020 10:23 PM (P1f+c)

120 @77 Good Lord. Are these people really the Best and Brightest the Dems have to offer, or have the real candidates decided that Trump is unbeatable and decided to sit this one out?

------------------

That's the thing - they don't have any "real" candidates right now. They might be able to get some of their current crop of governors into the race in 2024. But Obama and Clinton did their level best to get rid of any possible threats.

One of the things that got commented on a lot in 2016 was that the Dems didn't really have any young up-and-comers.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 10:23 PM (/sKj3)

121 >>> Name one conflict caused by climate change.
Ill wait. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (JCrfD)

I just want them to tell me the correct number of hurricanes, floods, fires, droughts are baseline normal. They act like global warming will solve all climate problems when those have existed long before our puny selves showed up.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 10:23 PM (UvJJq)

122 nerdygirl, I believe most Motel 6 locations do accept pets.

But that doesn't help in London I admit...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

123 Just saw a news story, the lead witness against Harvey Weinstein was... hit by a car.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/sse7sqb

She is a forensic pathologist who was personally raped, and her testimony was apparently pretty key. She's in the hospital with broken bones after being struck by a car, crossing a NYC street.

Just an accident though, I'm sure.

Sure.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:24 PM (KZzsI)

124 The green sword of destiny caused the corona virus. It was that bratty girl running across the bamboo.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2020 10:24 PM (LxTcq)

125 gumbo is simmering along...

now to start the jasmine rice and crack open an Abita Mardi Gras Bock beer.

Laissez les bons temps rouler!


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2020 10:24 PM (TN0dW)

126 Christopher, let me guess: Meryl Streep was driving... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

127 >>Anyone going to London should look up Point A Hotel.


I travel to Point A every chance I get.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at February 25, 2020 10:24 PM (2bnkh)

128 104 Wow, a woman urinates alcohol.

Does she have a flat head?
Posted by: deplorable unperson

Owns a bar?
Posted by: rickb223

--

If she's mute. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 10:25 PM (Y4EXg)

129 i would rather finger fuck a hornets nest, while licking the slit of an unshaven, unwashed, caronavirus infected chinese hooker, while she's eating gas station sushi, than vote for bloomberg.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 10:25 PM (KP5rU)

130 I had a cap gun like that. Looked like a single action revolver but operated as a double action, i.e. you could just squeeze the trigger over and over. I disliked the incongruous operation, but appreciated the efficiency. And the smell was memorable and quite pleasant.

Posted by: irright at February 25, 2020 10:25 PM (RVcmP)

131 Circa, love the Mordor thing! Spot on.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 10:25 PM (UvJJq)

132
Hmmm. The dancers in the "What is Life" video were members of the San Francisco Ballet and the filming locations were the grounds of The Presidio.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:25 PM (pNxlR)

133 93
Wow, a woman urinates alcohol.
====

Yeah? What's your fucking point?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at February 25, 2020 10:25 PM (JcXHH)

134 124
The green sword of destiny caused the corona virus. It was that bratty girl running across the bamboo.

Posted by: BourbonChicken


Snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper.

Posted by: pep at February 25, 2020 10:25 PM (T6t7i)

135 It was tiny and efficient, with no free coffee. Anyone going to London should look up Point A Hotel.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:23 PM (+lVUW)
* * * *

No free coffee?!?!? Not going to London, but that would not be the kind of place for me!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 25, 2020 10:26 PM (WFcrO)

136 chavez the hugo,

God help me, I lol!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 10:26 PM (UUBmN)

137 >>>The urban legend goes that unsuspecting girls can get knocked up via ejaculation in pools.<<<

Wait, who's the sick fuck blowing his load in the public pool and why?

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 10:26 PM (ATCV4)

138 Repost...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmtP8X4ZErs

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:26 PM (XzVUd)

139 Okay everybody.... I'm making steak again tonight.


The grill's heated up. How many minutes per side do you all recommend? Three? One? Negative 5?

If it helps: it's a NY strip, just over a half-inch thick.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)


That is a thin steak. I think by the time you are done searing it on both sides (about 2.5 minutes per side, assuming your grill gets hot enough), it will be done. Then all you will have to do it take it off, cover it with aluminum foil, and let it rest for five minutes. Unless you like it done to the consistency of shoe leather, in which case leave it on indirect heat (i.e. not over an open flame) for another minute or so before taking it off and resting it.

Posted by: HTL at February 25, 2020 10:26 PM (J50A0)

140 The dancers in the "What is Life" video were members of the San Francisco Ballet

She looks like she could be 13 or 23, depending. Clearly a professional dancer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:26 PM (KZzsI)

141 And if you can be fired simply on the whim of an angry boss or a disgruntled customer's complaint,

Or a MAGA hat.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 10:26 PM (Zo1XC)

142 >>She is a forensic pathologist who was personally raped, and her testimony was apparently pretty key. She's in the hospital with broken bones after being struck by a car, crossing a NYC street.


Is she from NY?

Because if she was from out of town, it might be an accident. Might.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:26 PM (2bnkh)

143 What the hell is that bottom pic?

Posted by: A Millennial at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (CDGwz)

144 Whole role of caps on the pavement and smash them with a roofing hammer! That's what I'm talking about.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (BsCoj)

145 That Dem debate was incredibly boring. What a pack of assholes and phonies.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (d6Ksn)

146 137 >>>The urban legend goes that unsuspecting girls can get knocked up via ejaculation in pools.

Wait, who's the sick fuck blowing his load in the public pool and why?
Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 10:26 PM (ATCV4)

It was a sexual emergency.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

147 Wait, who's the sick fuck blowing his load in the public pool and why?

Harvey Weinstein calls it ficusing the water.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (JCrfD)

148 Wait, who's the sick f*** blowing his load in the public pool and why?


Posted by: Fritz


Yup, that would be wrong. Very, very wrong.
**sideways eyes**

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (T6t7i)

149 HTL, thanks!

And no I don't like shoeleather. I like tender steak. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)

150 If it helps: it's a NY strip, just over a half-inch thick.

That's more like a NY sheet. Throw it back and wait for a bigger one.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (Zo1XC)

151 I love that little cap gun, I'm sure I had one!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (V2Yro)

152 Jewel in the Skull was the first book I read by Moorcock. I was hooked and spent so much time looking for all he wrote. Elric saga was a great read.

Posted by: morigu at February 25, 2020 10:28 PM (Eu98u)

153 t-bird, the price was right :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:28 PM (L2ZTs)

154 Yeah, proper NY Strip is 1 1/2".

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:28 PM (2bnkh)

155
Girl in video: Emma Rubinowitz
Guy in video: Esteban Hernandez

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6498712/fullcredits

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:28 PM (pNxlR)

156 Do you think any lib journalist would ever ask Trump in a debate "What is the biggest misconception people have about you?"

It was a "Miss America' contest question, except none of the Dem candidates would look good in a swimsuit.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 25, 2020 10:29 PM (d6Ksn)

157 Speaking of Motel 6, I was fantasizing about
traveling the other night, don't travel because of dog. Anyway, I was
looking at cheap hotels in London. There was one that seemed to be
around $70. It was tiny and efficient, with no free coffee. Anyone going
to London should look up Point A Hotel.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

we used to get them with no freaking bathroom!. I don't know if they still have those but I think some of the really old hotels still have that "feature".
I say put the dog with a friend or sitter and just do it. If you really want to go somewhere, there are always reasons not to. Those reasons can be good ones at times but they will always be there. My point is if it is something you really want to do, better to just do it.

Posted by: Quint at February 25, 2020 10:29 PM (n13/j)

158 garrett, I need to get me to a proper butcher shop

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)

159 Insty's reporting that San Francisco has declared an emergency due to the Coronavirus. Though Insty does speculate that - at the moment - it's primarily a money thing.

Instapundit also has a link to an LA Times article that mentions that in China, an awful lot of healthcare workers are dying due to a combination of infection and fatigue. Those of you in healthcare, stay safe if this thing hops the ocean in strength.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 10:29 PM (/sKj3)

160 >>Moorcock. I was hooked


That's the problem.

Once you have had good Moor Cock, you are hooked.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at February 25, 2020 10:30 PM (2bnkh)

161
143 What the hell is that bottom pic?
Posted by: A Millennial at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (CDGwz)


A fossilized piece of bread that had been chewed into the shape of a gun.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:30 PM (pNxlR)

162 The bottom pic is a cap gun! Every little boy had one in the 50's and early 60's. the side slid up and you put your roll of caps inside and then you could go BANG BANG BANG! as much as you wanted, just like the Cowboys on TV!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:30 PM (V2Yro)

163 Green generals?
Yeah. They're gonna win a lot of wars.
Oh...wait...

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2020 10:30 PM (axyOa)

164 Insty's reporting that San Francisco has declared an emergency due to the Coronavirus.

Just a couple of weeks ago, weren't these clowns yelling at everyone to go to Chinese New Year?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:30 PM (JCrfD)

165 Hi Hrothgar!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

166 It was a "Miss America' contest question, except none of the Dem candidates would look good in a swimsuit.
Posted by: DonnaV at February 25, 2020 10:29 PM (d6Ksn)


Biden didn't use a swimsuit, especially when swimming in front of the female SS agents.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:30 PM (6rS3m)

167 162 The bottom pic is a cap gun! Every little boy had one in the 50's and early 60's. the side slid up and you put your roll of caps inside and then you could go BANG BANG BANG! as much as you wanted, just like the Cowboys on TV!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:30 PM (V2Yro)

Nowadays the cops will swarm in you and gun you down.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:30 PM (NWiLs)

168
I'm out ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (pNxlR)

169 >>I need to get me to a proper butcher shop


You can't listen to me...Beef is so damn cheap up here.

I am sure the syeaks I get here for $7 would cost me $25+ in NY.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (2bnkh)

170 Insty's reporting that San Francisco has declared an emergency due to the Coronavirus
---
How many cases there?

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (UUBmN)

171 Name one conflict caused by climate change.
Ill wait. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

All of them. Climate Change is all about transferring power and money and nothing else. Just like every war ever fought.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (Ndje9)

172 Good Lord. Are these people really the Best and Brightest the Dems have to offer, or have the real candidates decided that Trump is unbeatable and decided to sit this one out?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Huma! Get my Pantsuit out of the closet!
Hic.

Posted by: Hillary at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

173 I just want them to tell me the correct number of hurricanes, floods, fires, droughts are baseline normal.

We've had hurricane data for the US mainland since the 1850's. There has been no change in either the number of or severity of hurricanes over that period.

Hurricanes do more damage now, because the coasts are more developed - a hurricane hitting Florida in 1910 would have done little damage.

Two major hurricanes hit New England within a ten-day period in 1954. If that happened today, this would be cited as proof-positive of global warming.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (I2/tG)

174 >>>Dude...repentance is one thing, self-flagellation is another.


Usually pay extra for that.
----------
$20, same as in town

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (NiFkv)

175 garrett, possibly. But I've found the steaks that would cost me at least $25 here in SoCal are usually less than $10 when I make them myself.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)

176 Do you think any lib journalist would ever ask Trump in a debate "What is the biggest misconception people have about you?"



It was a "Miss America' contest question, except none of the Dem candidates would look good in a swimsuit.

Posted by: DonnaV at February 25, 2020 10:29 PM (d6Ksn)

The end of that debate was embarrassing. Someone was hell bent on that motto question and they would not let it go. The candidates didn't like it and thought it was dumb imo. Some committee came up with that one I bet.

No way would they ask that to a Repub. That would be time taken away from antagonizing him.

Posted by: Quint at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (n13/j)

177 still thinking about the cap gun - how sad that any little boy who took one to school today is probably going to get the SWAT team called on him and get locked up in the downtown jail, and then expelled and labeled as DANGEROUS!!! forever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:32 PM (V2Yro)

178 indestructible sperm could impregnate women in swimming pools.

Don't let Chuck Norris in your swimming pools. Problem solved.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at February 25, 2020 10:32 PM (3Nn2y)

179 I had one of those guns. Later, I got a Walther PPK replica that had an actual magazine you slid out, loaded with those plastic caps, the little red cups, and slapped in. It was sweet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:33 PM (KZzsI)

180 @121

Forget about all of that I want them to say outright that atmospheric concentrations of CO2 are the main drivers of climate.


Then explain how a gas that makes up 0.04 pct of the atmosphere of which man contributes about less than 2 thousandths of that 0.04 number is what puts over the edge?

It's all a complete scam and marxist bullshit to attain power and control.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2020 10:33 PM (syrZF)

181 No. I mean at the butcher!

I can get a half a cow for about $350. A really good cow. Probably pick it myself if I wanted to.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:33 PM (2bnkh)

182 indestructible sperm could impregnate women in swimming pools.

Don't let Chuck Norris in your swimming pools. Problem solved.


Like Chuck Norris needs sperm to get someone pregnant.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:33 PM (JCrfD)

183 >>Forget about all of that I want them to say outright that atmospheric concentrations of CO2 are the main drivers of climate.


And not something slightly bigger. Like, say...

The Fucking SUN!

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:34 PM (2bnkh)

184 I can get a half a cow for about $350. A really good cow. Probably pick it myself if I wanted to.


Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:33 PM (2bnkh)


off the cow tree?

Mmmmm. Where is the pig orchard?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:34 PM (6rS3m)

185 Doctors Report The First Known Case of a Person Who Urinates Alcohol

I call this...cooch.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 25, 2020 10:34 PM (2j4ud)

186 Wait...sperm is what makes you pregnant.???/

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 10:34 PM (UUBmN)

187
I can get a half a cow for about $350. A really good cow.


Luxuuurious! The best!

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:34 PM (CTN7u)

188 I can get a half a cow for about $350. A really good cow. Probably pick it myself if I wanted to.

"Hey, i'll tell you what:
you can take a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?"
--Tommy Boy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:35 PM (KZzsI)

189 >>Mmmmm. Where is the pig orchard?


Don't have one of them.






Wouldn't be Kosher.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:35 PM (2bnkh)

190 "i would rather finger fuck a hornets nest, while licking the slit of an unshaven, unwashed, caronavirus infected chinese hooker, while she's eating gas station sushi, than vote for bloomberg.

Posted by: chavez the hugo"

That's oddly specific, are further details in your newsletter?

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 10:35 PM (fgkVZ)

191
Like Bitter Clinger, I'll be stepping away for Lent. You can take that as a compliment: if being a member of the Horde wasn't important to me (as I have no other social life whatsoever) the sacrifice wouldn't be worth making.

See you on the other side. God bless.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 25, 2020 10:35 PM (7rVsF)

192 Where is the pig orchard?

Wherever Rosie O'Donnell is from.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:35 PM (JCrfD)

193 So Wow - just wow! NBC is suggesting that the Miracle on Ice USA Hockey team from 1980 - yes those guys - are facing a backlash from supporting Trump and wearing MAGA hats!

What NBC and MSN are really suggesting is that they SHOULD face a backlash - not that they are.
They're essentially reporting that Trump critics (meaning them) are upset about their wearing the hat which = get this - "represents to many hate and racism"

So, to be clear, NBC thinks the USA Hockey team from 1980 that beat the Soviets are "haters and racists" - you can't make up the shear insanity of the media - its impossible.

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 10:35 PM (32YRo)

194 You know what they say - heifer cow is better than none.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:36 PM (NWiLs)

195 " I love the Traveling Wilburys! "

That was one of the last vinyl albums I bought.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

196 @170 How many cases there?

-----------------

Three cases so far. None of them are residents. Two of them were apparently flown in for treatment after having been diagnosed elsewhere.

So in theory, no reason to call an emergency yet.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 10:36 PM (/sKj3)

197 These dems have no real criticeims of Trump other than he's Trump!

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 10:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

198 Wait...sperm is what makes you pregnant.???/

uh...

No!

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:36 PM (CTN7u)

199 "Hey, i'll tell you what:
you can take a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?"
--Tommy Boy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:35 PM (KZzsI)
* * * *

Holy snikies!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 25, 2020 10:36 PM (WFcrO)

200 Wait, who's the sick fuck blowing his load in the public pool and why?
---------------

"lifeguard" Joe Biden, after a few strokes of the old leg hairs...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 25, 2020 10:36 PM (NiFkv)

201 HTL, thanks!

And no I don't like shoeleather. I like tender steak. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)


I should add that while you are grilling/searing, watch out for flare ups. Hot spots or fat dripping in the wrong place can burn your instead of searing it. If that happens, just move the steak away from the flames and keep cooking for the remaining time. Some people keep a small spray bottle of water handy to put out the flames on these occasions as well.

Posted by: HTL at February 25, 2020 10:36 PM (J50A0)

202 by the way, I am home with a mild chest cold with a mild fever.
My GF got it hard and gave it to me, but she has been down for two days.
She is out tomorrow I am taking her to the clinic.

As far as I go, I am irritated because it means I can't visit my dad.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:36 PM (6rS3m)

203
One last thing ...

Emma Rubinowitz creates videos herself. Here's one for "You Don't Own Me" --

https://youtu.be/zw4AQb4Anew

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:36 PM (pNxlR)

204 What pisses me off so much about "The Military Belives in Climate Change!!!" is that starting in 2008, the Obama admin let it be known that they were Strongly In Favor of Climate Alarmism, and if any Military Command Level types got on board with it, they would have a Fast Track to the General's rank. And that's the moment that suddenly a whole bunch of Lt. Colonels got the Climate Change Religion and started pushing it as hard as they could, no matter what it cost, no matter whether it made any sense or not. (it didn't)

and now they write articles saying "Oh, the Military has Believed in Climate Change for Years!!!" Yeah, right, 12 years exactly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:37 PM (V2Yro)

205 Thank you for the George Harrison and Traveling Wilburys. Great songs. When Jeff Lynne goes, that will be a very sad day for music. The guy is a legend and just had a fantastic career.

Posted by: turambar at February 25, 2020 10:37 PM (Gylu/)

206 How many cases there?
Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (UUBmN)

No idea. Supposedly a text exchange between the CDC director (who happened to be Rosenstein traitor sister) and a friend, she admits there is over a thousand cases in US and it is going to be bad. Tells them to get a mask and be prepared.
Wish I had the link.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 10:38 PM (UvJJq)

207 All the best, Hadrian the Seventh! We will miss you and look forward to seeing you after Lent.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 25, 2020 10:38 PM (WFcrO)

208 "i would rather finger fuck a hornets nest, while licking the slit of an unshaven, unwashed, caronavirus infected chinese hooker, while she's eating gas station sushi, than vote for bloomberg.

Posted by: chavez the hugo"


Whoa.

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 10:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

209 My GF got it hard and gave it to me, but she has been down for two days.

And we have the first true hanging curveball of spring training.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:38 PM (JCrfD)

210 Just let me quit my boyfriend called Superman"
I said, "He's a fairy, I do suppose
Flyin' through the air in pantyhose
He may be very sexy or even cute
But he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit"
I said, "You need a man who's got finesse
And his whole name across his chest
He may be able to fly all through the night
But can he rock a party 'til the early light?
He can't satisfy you with his little worm
But I can bust you out with my super sperm!"

Posted by: Sugar Hill Gang! at February 25, 2020 10:38 PM (I2/tG)

211 I dunno about the military jumping the shark, but PopSci certainly has.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 10:38 PM (kL4TC)

212 See you at Easter Hadrian the 7th!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 10:38 PM (Y4EXg)

213 >> My GF got it hard and gave it to me,


How is Peggy?

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:39 PM (2bnkh)

214 190: i forgot.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 10:39 PM (KP5rU)

215 I am just awestruck tonight after watching the debate. Who knew how
fortunate the US is to have Joe Biden as a politician ?? Why he's
singlehandedly fixed almost every problem in the US and indeed in most
of the entire world in the last 47 years. And is still going to continue
doing so !! The mind boggles .No mattter what is is he was there and
already did it twenty years ago. And with people who died years before
that. Next he's going to cure cancer , alzheimers, ebola , coronavirus
and lupus. And sooner than you thought possible.

Posted by: Lord Percy etc at February 25, 2020 10:39 PM (+bKWx)

216 -
--

Good Lord. Are these people really the Best and Brightest the Dems have to offer

---------------------

Sadly, they only need to be "bester and brightester" than dem voters. This is inherent in anything observed demonstrating Brownian motion.

Posted by: irright at February 25, 2020 10:39 PM (RVcmP)

217 No idea. Supposedly a text exchange between the CDC
director (who happened to be Rosenstein traitor sister) and a friend,
she admits there is over a thousand cases in US and it is going to be
bad. Tells them to get a mask and be prepared.

Wish I had the link.
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 10:38 PM (UvJJq)


Why do I suspect she is not an epidemiologist, just a bureaucrat with connections?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:39 PM (6rS3m)

218 See you on the other side. God bless.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 25, 2020 10:35 PM



My God, Jim! They're dropping like flies!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 10:40 PM (QHxmP)

219 Why do I suspect she is not an epidemiologist, just a bureaucrat with connections?

Ditto

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:40 PM (KZzsI)

220
So, to be clear, NBC thinks the USA Hockey team from 1980 that beat the Soviets are "haters and racists" - you can't make up the shear insanity of the media - its impossible.
Posted by: Boswell


But criticizing them is unconstitutional!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 10:40 PM (aKsyK)

221 How is Peggy?
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:39 PM (2bnkh)


I'm going to guess you didn't like the Pig Orchard comment very much

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:40 PM (6rS3m)

222 How many cases there?
Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (UUBmN)

No idea. Supposedly a text exchange between the CDC director (who happened to be Rosenstein traitor sister) and a friend, she admits there is over a thousand cases in US and it is going to be bad. Tells them to get a mask and be prepared.
Wish I had the link.
Posted by: LizLem
---
I don't get the panic...I've heard over 10,000 have died from flu this season and pretty much every season. Plus there are the millions who get it and recover...

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 10:40 PM (UUBmN)

223 So in theory, no reason to call an emergency yet.
Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 10:36 PM (/sKj3)

Trump is supposedly getting grief for not allocating $3 billion (at least) for the containment effort. I'm not quite sure why we need to spend anything over a token amount at this time. We first need to have some idea how far we're willing to go to contain movements within the country to isolate any outbreaks. If we're not going to even do what science would dictate we do, because of the civil liberties sensitivities we could potentially violate, what's the point?

Koch caught grief when he tried to close one bathhouse in the 80s. Imagine how many people would have been spared the horror of dying from AIDS if we had the guts to follow protocols even then.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 25, 2020 10:40 PM (2j4ud)

224 That last image made me well up a little bit.

I am so fucking glad that I was a boy back when being a boy was the fucking coolest thing ever.

We also played tackle football with no pads or helmets, and baseball games that basically lasted most of the spring, before first bell, lunchtime, and sometimes after school. I think the final score was 912 to 806. We even played a couple of innings while a carpet store was burning down across the street. Not even kidding.

Me and Missus Mahon did our best to raise our sons old school. turns out we were the cool parents.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)

225 You will be missed Hadrian!

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 10:41 PM (UvJJq)

226 206 she admits there is over a thousand cases in US

That's not an "admission" ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:41 PM (XzVUd)

227 The military is civilian controlled, if they have jumped the shark on "climate change" its because of direct orders to jump the shark by their civilian masters.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2020 10:41 PM (syrZF)

228 I keep waiting for the moment when people just turn on the left like they did McCarthy when he went too far. EVERYONE is a monster who supports Trump, no matter who they are, eventually they are gonna attack someone that people say "you know what, F you"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:41 PM (KZzsI)

229 "i would rather finger fuck a hornets nest, while licking the slit of an
unshaven, unwashed, caronavirus infected chinese hooker, while she's
eating gas station sushi, than vote for bloomberg."



Is she hot?

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:42 PM (CTN7u)

230 Well, as horrible as this dem "debate" was, I am looking forward to the blood bath/free entertainment that will be the actual presidential candidate debate between Trump and whatever loser the dems put up

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 10:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

231 Supposedly a text exchange between the CDC director (who happened to be Rosenstein traitor sister) and a friend, she admits there is over a thousand cases in US

If there were a thousand cases in the US, we'd know.

What is the CDC doing, threatening to imprison any health care worker who talks about all these alleged coronavirus cases?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 25, 2020 10:42 PM (I2/tG)

232 Me and Missus Mahon did our best to raise our sons old school. turns out we were the cool parents.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)

You were very fortunate, and your boys are too.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

233 49
What Is Life is one of Harrisons best.

Who's the girl in the video?

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:42 PM (XzVUd)

234 86 Pangolins are really cool looking critters.
Posted by: Insomniac

Exotic Asian babes!

Posted by: Armadillo at February 25, 2020 10:43 PM (Vy7tf)

235 I love the smell of burnt caps in the morning.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:43 PM (+lVUW)

236 Supposedly a text exchange between the CDC director (who happened to be Rosenstein traitor sister) and a friend, she admits there is over a thousand cases in US

This is crap. Even she would not put that in a text.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:43 PM (JCrfD)

237 Let me go on record and say that I think all this coronovirus scare is bunch of hype and chicken littleism, insofar as the United States is concerned. So China has problems, fuck China, I don't care about their problems.

This is a fantastic stock market buying opportunity. Will some people die from it in the US? Of course they will, but no more than die in the average flu season every year. Nothing indicates that transmission rates are any higher than for any other type of flu. This is Y2K all over again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:43 PM (V2Yro)

238 I get the sense that boys raised to be boys who turn into men are going to have the pick of all the girls in their future. Meanwhile the woke parents helicoptering their little soy creature into an eloi are making the few men look really damned fine in a woman's eyes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:43 PM (KZzsI)

239 Who's the girl in the video?

Scroll up, apparently she's a ballet dancer that was in SF at the time of filming.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:44 PM (KZzsI)

240 Mmmmm. Where is the pig orchard?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:34 PM (6rS3m)


You'll know it when you smell it.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 25, 2020 10:44 PM (aS1PU)

241 Nothing indicates that transmission rates are any higher than for any other type of flu. This is Y2K all over again.

We don't know. And that means, we should have prudent precautions. We're still way too trusting on the air travel front.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:44 PM (JCrfD)

242 All these dems are just hoping against hope for an actual pandemic that kills lots of Americanthat they can blame on Trump.

I know this will work out for them just as badlyy as all of the dem schemes to take down Trump.

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 10:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

243 Trump is supposedly getting grief for not allocating $3 billion (at
least) for the containment effort. I'm not quite sure why we need to
spend anything over a token amount at this time.


I assume a fair amount is for 1) stockpiling supplies like face masks, and 2) planning for how to handle a pandemic. You don't wait for the pandemic to hit to start your planning.

Posted by: pep at February 25, 2020 10:45 PM (T6t7i)

244 Thanks for the ONT MisHum.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 10:45 PM (Qf83p)

245 Why is Bitter Clinger punishing us for Lent? Well, if you must, who am I to argue religious fanaticism!

What if BC changes while on hiatus? What if he came back and he was no longer Bitter? He might be, like, Sweet Clinger. Or maybe he'll come back as Corporal Clinger. I'm just trying to say, BC, how will we know you?

Posted by: mindful webworker
It just doesn't work that way
at February 25, 2020 10:45 PM (Isn+8)

246 And someone needs to put some learning on me.

Name one conflict caused by climate change.

I'll wait.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (JCrfD)

What causes strife is not "climate change", which, as far as can be determined, is only weather, but the idiot steps being taken by some governments to "combat" it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 10:45 PM (kL4TC)

247 234 86 Pangolins are really cool looking critters.
Posted by: Insomniac

They showed a picture of one on the TV, and I said "oh, that's a Pangolin" and my wife said "How in the hell would you know that?"
and I just said "well you have to know these things when you're King."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:46 PM (V2Yro)

248 Here's the other item I mentioned. It's a link to the story about healthcare workers in China dying from both infection and fatigue. The link goes to the LA Times.

https://tinyurl.com/s38lkm8

The article mentions instances of healthcare people working ten or even more straight days due to the Coronavirus, going to sleep, and not waking up.

A lot of the infection problems appear to have occurred because the healthcare workers were trying to deal with the outbreak before they had proper equipment.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 10:46 PM (/sKj3)

249 148 Wait, who's the sick f*** blowing his load in the public pool and why?


Posted by: Fritz

Yup, that would be wrong. Very, very wrong.
**sideways eyes**
Posted by: Joe Biden


Yeah, well, after having your leg hairs stroked by black kids, things happen. Right?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:46 PM (+lVUW)

250
Military leaders believe climate change seriously threatens U.S. national security.

---

I'm - losing my command!

*dramatic music*

Posted by: James T. Kirk at February 25, 2020 10:47 PM (t5m5e)

251 Who's the girl in the video?

---

Emma Rubinowitz

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 25, 2020 10:47 PM (7ZQe3)

252 We also played tackle football with no pads or helmets, and baseball games that basically lasted most of the spring, before first bell, lunchtime, and sometimes after school...
-----------

Rode bicycles without helmets, engaged in mud clod fights, etc., etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 10:47 PM (xSo9G)

253 184 I can get a half a cow for about $350. A really good cow. Probably pick it myself if I wanted to.


Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:33 PM (2bnkh)

off the cow tree?

Mmmmm. Where is the pig orchard?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:34 PM (6rS3m)

Not a joke: my hillbilly aunt from Kentucky thought beef came from one side of the animal and pork came from the other side. This is the same woman who re-glued a tooth that broke off her denture with super glue.....crooked!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 10:47 PM (Vy7tf)

254 239 Scroll up, apparently she's a ballet dancer that was in SF at the time of filming.

Found it here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_Is_Life

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:47 PM (XzVUd)

255 See you on the other side. God bless.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 25, 2020 10:35 PM (7rVsF)

Good on you, Hadrian.

My Lenten sacrifice is booze. This is gonna hurt. I like booze. And I work in an office that currently contains a fridge full of beer.

Immona need the HQ to keep me sane.

Another good thing is I am apparently now addicted to beating the shit out of my Everlast heavy bag. Six evenings in a row, so far.

Anyhoo. See you in 40 days, Hadrian.

Happy Jesus, Horde!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 10:47 PM (x8Wzq)

256 Howdy all. I meant to watch the debates but somehow skipped them life seems more interesting than that. Any good takeaways from the idiots beclowning themselves?

Our worst storm this winter, supposedly 6-12 in has kind of fizzled. Thank God. They are now calling for 1-3 in Northern Illinois. It's been a pretty mild winter here, thank God for global warming, LOL.

Posted by: Farmer at February 25, 2020 10:47 PM (NeGb9)

257 I know this will work out for them just as badlyy as all of the dem schemes to take down Trump.
Posted by: LASue


I don't think it's a scheme so much as a target of opportunity, which will fail like everything else.

If there's a scheme it's the Chicoms engineering a virus. Which seems to be hurting China and Iran the most which is ok.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 10:48 PM (Qf83p)

258 Trump is supposedly getting grief for not allocating $3 billion (at
least) for the containment effort. I'm not quite sure why we need to
spend anything over a token amount at this time.


Obama off-shored ALL medical supply production to CHI-na.


Fucker.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:48 PM (CTN7u)

259 Pangolins are not cuddly.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 10:49 PM (Qf83p)

260 OMG, I can't wait to tell you all the good news.

I'm pregnant!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 25, 2020 10:49 PM (dOV9E)

261
Heh. I got that same text from "Scott" about 3 weeks ago. My response:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


Oh shit. You're serious...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2020 10:49 PM (eXA4G)

262 If the worst fears come true and the Wuhan Flu really is the next black plague, well that would easily topple Trump for two reasons.

1) the media will Katrina it, and blame him
2) people will freak out and want big daddy government to come in and fix it all with huge spending and that means the Democrat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:49 PM (KZzsI)

263 Trump is supposedly getting grief for not allocating $3 billion (at least) for the containment effort.

When last I checked, THE CONGRESS appropriates money.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:49 PM (JCrfD)

264 I assume a fair amount is for 1) stockpiling
supplies like face masks, and 2) planning for how to handle a pandemic.
You don't wait for the pandemic to hit to start your planning.
Posted by: pep at February 25, 2020 10:45 PM (T6t7i)


If CDC doesn't have five plans already, and one for Zombies, then we have been pissing money away for decades.

What needs to be done is to determine what order resources need to be marshaled for each scenario. Running around panicking is not one of the options and that idiot head of agency should be sent to Kiska to get the opinion of seagulls

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:49 PM (6rS3m)

265 258 Obama off-shored ALL medical supply production to CHI-na.


I read recently that penecillin was off-shored during Dubya's time. And Clenis started it.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:50 PM (XzVUd)

266 258 Trump is supposedly getting grief for not allocating $3 billion (at least) for the containment effort. I'm not quite sure why we need to spend anything over a token amount at this time."

Trump made a budget PROPOSAL which included cutting some of the CDC's budget. It never actually happened yet. And yet, this thing that never happened and had nothing to do with the Corona Virus in any way even if it had happened is still responsible for ALL of the Deaths in China. Of Course.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:50 PM (V2Yro)

267 With Spring right around the corner for everyone North, West, and South of Newyorkistan, the flu season will be over as well, and out with it, Wuhanbola...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 10:50 PM (QHxmP)

268 Not only rode bikes without helmets, but rode them down hills and jumped them on plywood ramps to get 10 feet of air!

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 10:50 PM (fgkVZ)

269 Yeah, no. Next.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:18 PM (JCrfD)

Like all conflicts in the Middle East, cause #1 is islam.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 10:50 PM (kL4TC)

270 @243 I assume a fair amount is for 1) stockpiling supplies like face masks, and 2) planning for how to handle a pandemic. You don't wait for the pandemic to hit to start your planning.

---------------

Depending on if this thing turns out badly or not, there might not be enough supplies to stockpile. I read an article the other day that talked about how the company 3M - which makes masks that will protect against the virus - has massively ramped up production to fill the need. They've expanded shifts on their existing production lines, and have started new short-term production lines. All this because as things currently stand, there simply aren't enough masks for the projected demand.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 10:51 PM (/sKj3)

271 Pangolins Eating Bat Soup would be a great cell phone game app.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:51 PM (CTN7u)

272
This is a fantastic stock market buying opportunity. Will some people die from it in the US? Of course they will, but no more than die in the average flu season every year. Nothing indicates that transmission rates are any higher than for any other type of flu. This is Y2K all over again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:43 PM (V2Yro)

It sure is, I had one on my watch list hit a target price today and I pulled the trigger. Now if Disney would just drop a bit more on this Iger news...

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 10:51 PM (Wm5SB)

273 266 Trump made a budget PROPOSAL which included cutting some of the CDC's budget. It never actually happened yet.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:50 PM (V2Yro)


Good. Cut everything, and all staff, in their budget that has nothing to do with disease. Bet it's a pretty penny.

Posted by: Splunge at February 25, 2020 10:51 PM (dOV9E)

274 Not only rode bikes without helmets, but rode them down hills and jumped them on plywood ramps to get 10 feet of air!

Well it felt like 10 feet at age 9 riding the banana seat with the chopper handlebars

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:51 PM (KZzsI)

275 I assume a fair amount is for 1) stockpiling
supplies like face masks...


Posted by: pep at February 25, 2020 10:45 PM


This was actually quietly done a few weeks ago. There is a world-wide shortage, though.

Posted by: Bert G at February 25, 2020 10:51 PM (OMsf+)

276 It sure is, I had one on my watch list hit a target price today and I pulled the trigger. Now if Disney would just drop a bit more on this Iger news...
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls


Is Iger out?

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (Qf83p)

277
Name one conflict caused by climate change.

They're all caused by changing a climate of love to a climate of hate, man!

Posted by: Rainbow Smith at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (aKsyK)

278 If CDC doesn't have five plans already

We've been too busy investigating "gun violence" and Islamaphobia to worry about infectious diseases.

Posted by: The Obama CDC! at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (I2/tG)

279 I had a Bat Masterson derringer belt gun.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at February 25, 2020 10:20 PM (BsCoj)

LOL. So did I. It used Greenie Stick-um caps.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (kL4TC)

280 Pangolins Eating Bat Soup would be a great cell phone game app.

I saw them open for Toad The Wet Sprocket at Lilith Faire

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (KZzsI)

281 260: constipation, bitch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (KP5rU)

282 -
--
"Military leaders believe climate change seriously threatens U.S. national security."

--------------------

It is my belief that not even one does. What they do believe is that not treating it as if it were serious will threaten the security of their careers.

Posted by: irright at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (RVcmP)

283 @257 If there's a scheme it's the Chicoms engineering a virus. Which seems to be hurting China and Iran the most which is ok.

-----------------

And possibly South Korea, which is apparently starting to have problems from it.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (/sKj3)

284 162 The bottom pic is a cap gun! Every little boy had one in the 50's and early 60's. the side slid up and you put your roll of caps inside and then you could go BANG BANG BANG! as much as you wanted, just like the Cowboys on TV!
Posted by: Tom Servo


Where I lived most people had a shotgun and a rifle leaning against the wall in the corner of the coat closet, with boxes of shells next to the hats on the shelf .

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (+lVUW)

285 (Reuters) - San Francisco declared a local emergency over the
coronavirus on Tuesday, despite having no cases, as U.S. officials urged
Americans to prepare for the spread of infections within their
communities.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:53 PM (XzVUd)

286 Where I lived most people had a shotgun and a rifle leaning against the wall in the corner of the coat closet, with boxes of shells next to the hats on the shelf .
Posted by: nerdygirl

---

Word.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 10:53 PM (Y4EXg)

287 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/wguaffo

https://tinyurl.com/waczwrb

https://tinyurl.com/utela42

https://tinyurl.com/qutt86e

https://tinyurl.com/rxc7l47

Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2020 10:53 PM (qAR6u)

288 Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)

You were very fortunate, and your boys are too.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

Gracias. I rail against the helicopter parent thing. And my boys are grown men now, so this is not a new phenomenon. but, they went to a charter school, where they actually learned things.

Funny part is that most of their friends' parents were at least a decade older than me and the Missus. (Boomers).

I could write an essay about this. And jumping on the wagon for 40 days and 40 nights, it could happen.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 10:54 PM (x8Wzq)

289 My pearl-handled cap gun was next to my bed in exactly the location that my Glock occupies today.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:54 PM (CTN7u)

290 If the director of the CDC knows of a thousand cases in the US and hasn't made that public, then the director of the CDC is guilty of criminal malfeasance and deserves to be removed from office and put in jail.

Which is why I don't believe that story. Would YOU send out info like that in an email?

Posted by: Trimegistus at February 25, 2020 10:55 PM (m7tTY)

291 And jumping on the wagon for 40 days and 40 nights, it could happen.

Wasn't that a Freddy Fender song?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:55 PM (KZzsI)

292 181 No. I mean at the butcher!

I can get a half a cow for about $350. A really good cow. Probably pick it myself if I wanted to.

Posted by: garrett


Now that brings back memories. My mom used to get a side of beef. That was why people had a big freezer. Then there were the parts of the beef she threw out, like the tongue and the kidneys.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:55 PM (+lVUW)

293
I had a Bat Masterson derringer belt gun.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2

LOL. So did I. It used Greenie Stick-um caps.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


And shootin' shells. You stick out your gut and the gun swings out and fires. I had one also.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 10:55 PM (aKsyK)

294 Well, shit.

South Korea virus cases jump again, 1st US soldier infected

South Korea has almost 1,150 cases of the new coronavirus, the biggest outbreak outside mainland China.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:55 PM (JCrfD)

295 290 Which is why I don't believe that story. Would YOU send out info like that in an email?


It was probably wishful thinking.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:56 PM (XzVUd)

296 More Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/vzzwfp3

https://tinyurl.com/sl7epb4

https://tinyurl.com/vtfrwqe

https://tinyurl.com/raml7qt

https://tinyurl.com/rwgc8tz

Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2020 10:56 PM (qAR6u)

297 276 It sure is, I had one on my watch list hit a target price today and I pulled the trigger. Now if Disney would just drop a bit more on this Iger news...
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls

Is Iger out?
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (Qf83p)

Yes

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 10:56 PM (Wm5SB)

298
If there's a scheme it's the Chicoms engineering a virus. Which seems to be hurting China and Iran the most which is ok.







But compared to the threat to the ruling regime that came from the Hong Kong protests.... losing a few million dead to a plague spreading from Wuhan is nothing. You'll note that the HK protests have shut down completely.

I wouldn't put it past the ChiComs to have released it deliberately, just to shut down HK, regardless of the mayhem it caused everywhere else.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2020 10:56 PM (eXA4G)

299 OMG, I can't wait to tell you all the good news.

I'm pregnant!
Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 25, 2020 10:49 PM (dOV9E)

Dude! No. You just ate too much pad Thai.

tomorrow you'll deliver a food-baby.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 10:56 PM (x8Wzq)

300 Then there were the parts of the beef she threw out, like the tongue and the kidneys.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:55 PM (+lVUW)


Tongue is good, but you have to peel it. Otherwise it looks nasty.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:56 PM (6rS3m)

301 I don't want to live in a world where poor minor attracted people can be murdered with impunity like that!

Posted by: Safe Schools Czar Jennings at February 25, 2020 10:56 PM (WdocV)

302 The belt gun?

https://thecabe.com/forum/attachments/20170323_132831-jpg.440188/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:57 PM (KZzsI)

303
I wouldn't put it past the ChiComs to have released it deliberately, just to shut down HK, regardless of the mayhem it caused everywhere else.


I'm somewhat confident it was being built as a weapon for that kind of situation, but got out by accident. Or a 12 Monkeys event.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:57 PM (KZzsI)

304 Is Iger out?
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (Qf83p)

Yes
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls


Well slap me silly and call me "Pappy".

Mebbe Disney will stop being evil now. Too much to ask?

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 10:57 PM (Qf83p)

305 I can get a half a cow for about $350. A really good cow. Probably pick it myself if I wanted to.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:33 PM (2bnkh)

Front half, or back half?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 10:58 PM (kL4TC)

306 294 Well, shit.

South Korea virus cases jump again, 1st US soldier infected

South Korea has almost 1,150 cases of the new coronavirus, the biggest outbreak outside mainland China.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:55 PM (JCrfD)

The South Korean cases are centered around a big church that had another church in... Wuhan! And somebody from the church was telling people not to report their symptoms for some dumb reason.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 10:58 PM (Wm5SB)

307 Tongue is good, but you have to peel it. Otherwise it looks nasty.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:56 PM (6rS3m)

always avoided food that might be tasting me back.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 10:58 PM (x8Wzq)

308 Tongue is good, but you have to peel it. Otherwise it looks nasty.


Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:56 PM (6rS3m)

the problem with eating tongue is it is hard to tell when you are done.

Posted by: Quint at February 25, 2020 10:58 PM (n13/j)

309
The belt gun?

https://thecabe.com/forum/attachments/20170323_132831-jpg.440188/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


That's it

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 10:58 PM (aKsyK)

310 So isn't this the perfect time to REALLY secure the border? Minefields can go in place much faster then a wall anyway....

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2020 10:58 PM (WdocV)

311 I'm not so strong that I can give up the Horde for Lent.

Even though I am past the age cut off and am no longer required to fast, on normal fast days I'm on bread and water.

It won't be going without food that will be difficult, it's the lack of coffee.

So if I'm pissy. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 10:59 PM (Y4EXg)

312 steak and kidney pie is good though.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 25, 2020 10:59 PM (ykYG2)

313 steak and kidney pie is good though.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo


Prove it.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 11:00 PM (Qf83p)

314 Front half, or back half?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 10:58 PM (kL4TC)

the half with no meat.

Posted by: Quint at February 25, 2020 11:00 PM (n13/j)

315 It won't be going without food that will be difficult, it's the lack of coffee.

So if I'm pissy. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 10:59 PM (Y4EXg)
* * * *

We'll understand!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 25, 2020 11:00 PM (WFcrO)

316 So, to be clear, NBC thinks the USA Hockey team from 1980 that beat the Soviets are "haters and racists" - you can't make up the shear insanity of the media - its impossible.
Posted by: Boswell


Yup, and half the voters in '16 voted for Trump, so half the voters in this country are haters and racists. I refuse to watch any of the news networks and the alphabet network news shows. They can all go f**k themselves. And Yea! for the hockey team.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 11:00 PM (+lVUW)

317 So isn't this the perfect time to REALLY secure the border? Minefields can go in place much faster then a wall anyway....



It would be much easier work if we waited until the spring thaw... Unless you mean the southern border -- ???

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:01 PM (QHxmP)

318
Well slap me silly and call me "Pappy".

Mebbe Disney will stop being evil now. Too much to ask?
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 10:57 PM (Qf83p)

Bob Chapek, who was head of their parks, takes over. I know zero about the guy. I just hope the announcement drops DIS to 120 or below.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 11:01 PM (Wm5SB)

319 George Harrison covers:

"Isn't It a Pity?" (Galaxie 500 and Cowboy Junkies, resectively)

https://youtu.be/W_9o77JtNlM

https://youtu.be/nbun2G6FjLY

"Beware of Darkness" (Concrete Blonde)

https://youtu.be/RjZUYkWaySw

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 11:01 PM (oZuI0)

320 just watched the chili bowl. dirt racing is still the best.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:01 PM (KP5rU)

321 kidney pie is good though.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo


You have to cook the piss out of them!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 11:02 PM (Vy7tf)

322 306 The South Korean cases are centered around a big church that had another church in... Wuhan!

I hadn't heard that. Based on the name, I'd assumed it was more a "cult" than a "church" ... makes sense.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 11:02 PM (XzVUd)

323 If the worst fears come true and the Wuhan Flu really is the next black plague, well that would easily topple Trump for two reasons.

1) the media will Katrina it, and blame him
2) people will freak out and want big daddy government to come in and fix it all with huge spending and that means the Democrat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:49 PM (KZzsI)

https://news.yahoo.com/coronavirus-donald-trumps-very-own-193000468.html

Looks like your hypothetical attack scenario is already being beta-tested by the MSM.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 25, 2020 11:02 PM (2j4ud)

324 garrett, I need to get me to a proper butcher shop

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)


Not necessarily. Most supermarkets operate full service butcher counters in addition to the pre-cut stuff that they put out in the packages. That means you can go up and ask you to cut them a steak to your desired thickness. Or two or three, if they offer BOGO deals or value-pack pricing. You can always wrap them in cling wrap individually at home and freeze the one(s) you aren't going to cook immediately.


In the case of a boneless NY strip, a steak 1.25" to 1.5" thick will be around 1 to 1.4 lbs. At least in my area, if you watch for sales, you can still get those for around $8 per lb. Ribeyes fall into the same general category.
That will be enough for my wife and I to split one for dinner, or if I am eating alone, it leave leftovers for steak and eggs or a steak sandwich the next day. Or I suppose you cut cut the individual steaks in half and only grill half and save the rest for the next night.
Anyway, not that much more expensive than what you just bought, at least per serving.



Posted by: HTL at February 25, 2020 11:03 PM (J50A0)

325 Looks like your hypothetical attack scenario is already being beta-tested by the MSM.
Posted by: Darrell Harri


They're desperate. Always factor that in.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 11:04 PM (Qf83p)

326 I really lke the cowboy junkies. Should get more than just Trinity Sessions

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 11:04 PM (KZzsI)

327 -
--
The bottom pic is a cap gun! Every little boy had
one in the 50's and early 60's. the side slid up and you put your roll
of caps inside and then you could go BANG BANG BANG! as much as you
wanted, just like the Cowboys on TV!

Posted by: Tom Servo



Where I lived most people had a shotgun and a rifle leaning against
the wall in the corner of the coat closet, with boxes of shells next to
the hats on the shelf .

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM
---------------------------
One does not preclude the other, indeed I had cap guns and then bb guns and 22's and shotguns etc., etc., all the while with guns ubiquitous in various corners.

Posted by: irright at February 25, 2020 11:04 PM (RVcmP)

328 Yes. Your local butcher shop will cut you want you want, and be glad to do it. They're some of the last few real craftsmen right in your neighborhood.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 11:05 PM (KZzsI)

329 Welp, the steak came out perfect. Brown outside, nice and pinkish-red inside.

Thanks again HTL!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)

330 I don't think the FNM can pin China Flu on Trump.

Trump is known as the guy saying we should be reducing our integration with China....

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2020 11:05 PM (WdocV)

331 I had many a cap gun in the 70's

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 11:05 PM (Qf83p)

332
It won't be going without food that will be difficult, it's the lack of coffee.

So if I'm pissy. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 10:59 PM (Y4EXg)

although I was born and raised Catholic, I am not ready to do the full-on thing. Very lapsed. But I am very het up to abstain from booze.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:05 PM (x8Wzq)

333 1)the media will Katrina it, and blame him
2) people will freak out and want big daddy government to come in and fix it all with huge spending and that means the Democrat.

- - - -

3)Trump haters will go out of their way to contract it while resources to fight it dwindle, and a huge portion of that voting block dies off.

Posted by: Rex B at February 25, 2020 11:06 PM (xVAsG)

334 I don't think the FNM can pin China Flu on Trump.


Yeah it feels like a stretch but they managed to pin the incompetence and corruption of the New Orleans and LA governments on Bush so...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 11:07 PM (KZzsI)

335 You can't Katrina PDJT.

You just can't. Won't work.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 11:08 PM (Qf83p)

336 333 1)the media will Katrina it, and blame him
2) people will freak out and want big daddy government to come in and fix it all with huge spending and that means the Democrat.

I'm afraid of this, especially of 2.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 25, 2020 11:08 PM (d6Ksn)

337 not sure if Mademmayhem is around or not, but if you are, sorry for the loss of your pappymayhem. prayers for you and the family.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2020 11:08 PM (+NdM9)

338 Cap gun rolls - hammer.

Works pretty well.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:08 PM (x8Wzq)

339 334 hey managed to pin the incompetence and corruption of the New Orleans and LA governments on Bush

But Bush just lay back and thought of England ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 11:09 PM (XzVUd)

340 W was a huge GOPe pussy. You could Katrina that fucking idiot.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 11:09 PM (Qf83p)

341 The Dems are good at exploiting disasters, with the help of their buddies in the media.

I'm sure they're delighted by the stock market downturn.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 25, 2020 11:09 PM (d6Ksn)

342 I can hardly take all the doom and gloom today.

According to Dale Carnegie (How to Stop Worrying and Start Living) almost everything that worries you today will be resolved or forgotten in six months.

But six months from now is getting pretty close to the election. And the left will do everything it can to awful-ize every situation it can, prior to the election.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 11:10 PM (TdMsT)

343 That was the problem with cap guns. After a while you got sick of one at a time and started finding ways to cook off the entire strip.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 11:10 PM (KZzsI)

344 >>Cap gun rolls - hammer.


You had a hammer?

Must be nice. We had to borrow a rock.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:10 PM (2bnkh)

345 The Dems have been exposed as incompetent idiots by the first guy that actually fights back.

The olde playe booke does not work.

It's a new paradigm.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 11:10 PM (Qf83p)

346 I'm afraid of this, especially of 2.

But the Wuhan Flu has to become not just widespread but lethal for that to happen, it has to become a genuine death plague, not just a nasty cold.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 11:11 PM (KZzsI)

347 I spent hours at a time as a child snapping toy caps one at a time with a pebble...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:12 PM (QHxmP)

348 338 Cap gun rolls - hammer.

Works pretty well.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:08 PM (x8Wzq)


My twin brother and I used to hit cap gun rolls with a hammer. It's a very fond memory.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

349 Funny thing about reading & writing comments.

Wrote one early-on, 20s I think. Then read content and commented again, just over #100 or so. Started reading content, another comment or two, and I'm a half-hour behind. I give up commenting and get caught up to.. fifteen minutes behind. Refresh and read, five minutes behind. Finally get caught up...

And I have (as is obvious) nothing to add, so...

Good night...

* wipes computer down with sanitizing wipes *

A♠❚❙❙❘❘❘

Posted by: mindful webworker
It just doesn't work that way
at February 25, 2020 11:13 PM (Isn+8)

350 That was the problem with cap guns. After a while you got sick of one at a time and started finding ways to cook off the entire strip.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 11:10 PM (KZzsI)

I was at my friend's house and we were lighting off Black Cats. Apparently a cherry dropped off the punk because suddenly my entire box of fireworks went off. it was both spectacular and devastating.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:13 PM (x8Wzq)

351 I spent hours at a time as a child snapping toy caps one at a time with a pebble...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:12 PM (QHxmP)

Used to scratch them with a fingernail to set them off. Got burned a couple of times. Quit doing it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 11:14 PM (ucP1F)

352 What were those things -- little bags of, I believe, crystalised pycric acid, that one threw on the pavements to detonate?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:14 PM (QHxmP)

353 I'm sure they're delighted by the stock market downturn.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 25, 2020 11:09 PM

Friends in finance relate this more to Bernie surging than the corona virus.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 25, 2020 11:14 PM (a4qVe)

354 Our cap guns never threaded the roll of caps correctly. We resorted to a hammer and the sidewalk. Fold ten caps accordian style, place stacked on cement and whack with hammer.


Nice ONT, MisHum. Thank you. Be careful out there on the road.

Posted by: creeper at February 25, 2020 11:15 PM (XxJt1)

355 Cap gun strips and hammer are coffee and cream.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 11:15 PM (Qf83p)

356 326 I really lke the cowboy junkies. Should get more than just Trinity Sessions
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 11:04 PM (KZzsI)

--Their double live album from the '90s is excellent.

Posted before, but WTH?

"Murder, Tonight, In the Trailer Park" (live):

https://youtu.be/JXGFH0_pK2E

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 11:15 PM (oZuI0)

357 >>I was at my friend's house and we were lighting off Black Cats. Apparently a cherry dropped off the punk because suddenly my entire box of fireworks went off. it was both spectacular and devastating.


Ah...boyhood.

You could burn down half the town and people would just kinda shrug it off.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:15 PM (2bnkh)

358 "Military leaders believe climate change seriously threatens U.S. national security."


These guys ned to be on the short list for early release.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2020 11:15 PM (ePWRo)

359 ..Wait...sperm is what makes you pregnant.???/

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 10:34 PM (UUBmN)


* Ye Olde Joke*


Blonde is at the Dr.'s office. Doctor says to her:

"Well, Ashley, the tests confirm it. You're pregnant."

To which Ashley does the classic "hair-flip" and replies in the classic Valley Girl lilt that only a True Blonde commands, saying:

"Oh? And just what makes you so sure it's MINE?!"


*thus endenth ye olde joke*


Those so inclined may insert a "Rimshot" at this particular juncture.

That is all.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2020 11:15 PM (QzJWU)

360 307 Tongue is good, but you have to peel it. Otherwise it looks nasty.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:56 PM (6rS3m)

always avoided food that might be tasting me back.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons


One time the side of beef included the brain. My brother suggested that we put it on the table and watch it think.

My mom was raised during the depression. I think she liked the fact that she could just throw out the organ parts.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 11:15 PM (+lVUW)

361 Ah...boyhood.

You could burn down half the town and people would just kinda shrug it off.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:15 PM (2bnkh)

Remember bottle rocket fights?

I do.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:16 PM (x8Wzq)

362 What were those things -- little bags of, I believe, crystalised pycric acid, that one threw on the pavements to detonate?

They called them Snaps around here. All actual fun fireworks have been banned in Oregon so it was the bangiest you could get legally. :/

What's hilarious is that the cops just ignore all the skyrockets and mortars and M80s and stuff going off every 4th. The only time they get involved is if someone goes overboard, lights some place on fire, or someone gets a hand blown off or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 11:16 PM (KZzsI)

363 342 I can hardly take all the doom and gloom today.

According to Dale Carnegie (How to Stop Worrying and Start Living) almost everything that worries you today will be resolved or forgotten in six months.

But six months from now is getting pretty close to the election. And the left will do everything it can to awful-ize every situation it can, prior to the election.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 11:10 PM (TdMsT)

Hmmm. Six months, huh?

*reviews current list of worries*

I'm holding you to that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 11:16 PM (NWiLs)

364 333 1)the media will Katrina it, and blame him

2) people will freak out and want big daddy government to come in and fix it all with huge spending and that means the Democrat.



I'm afraid of this, especially of 2.

Posted by: DonnaV at February 25, 2020 11:08 PM (d6Ksn
agreed. Trump should a do what it takes to stop this. and B, combat this Trump blaming. You are right. A hell of a lot of Americans believe by default that the answer to everything is more government. The Dems showed this tonight. Even when they agreed with some things Trump did, they said they would have done it differently and with more government.

Where are the Repubs explaining to people that we don't want to be France where the federal government is the largest employer? Where is the push back in the schools, churches, and communities?
And Bush was bashed over Katrina but he DID win a second term. That is the thing. I would take a Trump second term over anything at this point. My point is it could be worse. I said this weeks ago and got a bit up pushback. For sure the left sees the Corona virus as an opportunity and it is a threat to Trump's presidency. It is not exactly a positive occurrence.

And again, just like I said weeks ago when I predicted the danger to the presidency. I am only talking about the political fallout. I am not making light of the human loss. We need to stop this thing now. But humans being humans, will try to make political hay out of this to feather their own nest.


Posted by: Quint at February 25, 2020 11:16 PM (n13/j)

365 Re: Stock Market

I think that as of COB today, the DJIA is flat for the year, and the NASDAQ may be as well.

Some of my trader friends aren't unloading stocks as yet; they are just buying instruments like VIX to hedge their downside. If anything, this exposes the great opportunity in biotech stocks in general. I like Gilead Sciences, for instance, especially since some of the HIV medications might be effective treatments for COVAD-19.

If you missed the boat on buying in January, it could be a great time to selectively buy some of those good companies whose valuations got a little insane a few weeks ago.

I'm looking.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 25, 2020 11:17 PM (2j4ud)

366 Had a science-y friend who built pipe bombs. Small ones, but still...

Good times.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:17 PM (x8Wzq)

367 >>Remember bottle rocket fights?


We used to have Roman Candle Wars.

And I used to make grenades out of M-80s and Jumping Jacks for when I got pinned down.

And the hill behind my friends parents house used to have a lot more trees.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:18 PM (2bnkh)

368 You could burn down half the town and people would just kinda shrug it off.
Posted by: garrett
--------

Boys will be boys.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 11:18 PM (xSo9G)

369
Hmmm. Six months, huh?

*reviews current list of worries*

I'm holding you to that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 11:16 PM (NWiLs)


It has actually worked for me many times in the past.

Write down the things that worry you and put that list in a safe place.

In six months, read the list. It's pretty amazing.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 11:18 PM (TdMsT)

370 352 What were those things -- little bags of, I believe, crystalised pycric acid, that one threw on the pavements to detonate?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:14 PM (QHxmP)

Silver fulminate and gravel. Lots of different brand names for them.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 11:20 PM (NWiLs)

371 To paraphrase Rorschach...We aren't locked in here with them..they are locked in here with Trump.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 11:20 PM (Qf83p)

372 But the Wuhan Flu has to become not just widespread but lethal for that to happen, it has to become a genuine death plague, not just a nasty cold.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 11:11 PM (KZzsI)

MERS had a mortality rate of 30%+. That's one scary pathogen. This coronavirus is nowhere near that, thank goodness.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 25, 2020 11:20 PM (2j4ud)

373 One does not preclude the other, indeed I had cap guns and then bb guns and 22's and shotguns etc., etc., all the while with guns ubiquitous in various corners.
Posted by: irright


Yeah, we had cap guns and my oldest brother had a bb gun. And we did hit rolls of caps with a hammer.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 11:20 PM (+lVUW)

374 The best Tongue is Dr. Tongue's Evil House of Wax.

Posted by: irright at February 25, 2020 11:20 PM (RVcmP)

375 >>>Remember bottle rocket fights?


We used to have Roman Candle Wars.

And I used to make grenades out of M-80s and Jumping Jacks for when I got pinned down.

And the hill behind my friends parents house used to have a lot more trees.

=====

In my state, as a kid, we had Snaps and Snakes. Very dull childhood in that regard.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 25, 2020 11:21 PM (tsnSk)

376 What were those things -- little bags of, I believe, crystalised pycric acid, that one threw on the pavements to detonate?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:14 PM (QHxmP)


----
Silver fulminate and gravel. Lots of different brand names for them.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 11:20 PM


Snap 'n Pops is what we called them.

Posted by: Bert G at February 25, 2020 11:21 PM (OMsf+)

377 Remember bottle rocket fights?





We used to have Roman Candle Wars.



And I used to make grenades out of M-80s and Jumping Jacks for when I got pinned down.



And the hill behind my friends parents house used to have a lot more trees.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:18 PM (2bnkh)
roman candles make big sparks when you hit the projectile with a whiffleball bat. used to play baseball with them...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2020 11:21 PM (+NdM9)

378 It has actually worked for me many times in the past.

Write down the things that worry you and put that list in a safe place.

In six months, read the list. It's pretty amazing.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 11:18 PM (TdMsT)

Interesting. I may just try that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 11:22 PM (NWiLs)

379 Had a science-y friend who built pipe bombs. Small ones, but still...

Good times.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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When a kid in our neighborhood got a Gilbert chemistry set for Christmas, a whole new world opened.

You could buy a pint jars of potassium nitrate, and sulphur down at the corner drugstore. Grind up some charcoal, and bingo. Jetex fuse.

Whole battalions of toy soldiers suffered in consequence of our boyish ordnance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 11:23 PM (xSo9G)

380 >>> Yeah, we had cap guns and my oldest brother had a bb gun. And we did hit rolls of caps with a hammer.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Same. Living dangerously for us was hitting the entire roll at once with the hammer.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 25, 2020 11:23 PM (tsnSk)

381 The Superstition Mountains......fine allegory for an ONT if I must say....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 11:23 PM (kFkpX)

382 I worried that Hillary Clinton would be the leader of the free world.

Seems silly now.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 11:23 PM (Qf83p)

383 >>roman candles make big sparks when you hit the projectile with a whiffleball bat. used to play baseball with them...


They stick to you, too!

Stop Drop and Roll won't help you, either. best to wear 3-4 layers.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:23 PM (2bnkh)

384 >>> It has actually worked for me many times in the past.

Write down the things that worry you and put that list in a safe place.

In six months, read the list. It's pretty amazing.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 11:18 PM (TdMsT)

Interesting. I may just try that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Considering the day I had today, I may just do the same. Thanks Ladyl.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 25, 2020 11:24 PM (tsnSk)

385 I was kinda dangerous as an unsupervised kid.

Taped primed .38 special brass to the muzzle of the Crossman 760, primer right over the bore.

Didn't hurt the brass on the firing side, but the BB sure did ruin the primer pocket itself.

Made a hella effective noisemaker though!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2020 11:24 PM (QzJWU)

386 Some good news tonight on the "local" political front: Oregon GOP House Representatives joined their Senate colleagues and staged a walk-out. For the moment, the madness coming out of Salem has ground to a halt. It's nice to see some Republicans with at least a vestigial spine.

Posted by: PabloD at February 25, 2020 11:25 PM (a0kj6)

387 Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:18 PM (2bnkh)
roman candles make big sparks when you hit the projectile with a whiffleball bat. used to play baseball with them...


Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2020 11:21 PM (+NdM9)

yes, but could you pretend to go camping with a virtual reality head set?

Posted by: Millennials at February 25, 2020 11:26 PM (n13/j)

388 Silver fulminate and gravel. Lots of different brand names for them.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 11:20 PM



Hah! I go ogled 'silver fulminate' and there they were!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:26 PM (QHxmP)

389 Had a science-y friend who built pipe bombs. Small ones, but still...

Good times.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

---

Found an old wooden case half full of fulminate mercury blasting caps in the barn as a teenager. Shot at them with a .22.

Mom was NOT happy.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 11:26 PM (Y4EXg)

390 Heh, my uncle and I when I was 17 were shooting off mortar fireworks outside my dad's apartment complex (Summit Hills in Silver Spring, MD) and the noise was so much that someone from the apartment staff had to blare over an outside loudspeaker for us to cut it out.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 11:27 PM (oZuI0)

391 When a kid in our neighborhood got a Gilbert chemistry set for Christmas, a whole new world opened.

You could buy a pint jars of potassium nitrate, and sulphur down at the corner drugstore. Grind up some charcoal, and bingo. Jetex fuse.

SNIP

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 11:23 PM (xSo9G)

I still remember that yellow metal box, that opened in the middle to expose all those vials of chemicals. That was a great Xmas present.

I would give anything to make that available for my kid today.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 25, 2020 11:27 PM (2j4ud)

392
Interesting. I may just try that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Considering the day I had today, I may just do the same. Thanks Ladyl.
Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 25, 2020 11:24 PM (tsnSk)


I tend to be an anxious person, and I have to resort to all sorts of coping techniques.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 11:28 PM (TdMsT)

393 They should ramp up the calling from some their constituents to abdicate to Idaho.....fer shizzle.....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 11:28 PM (kFkpX)

394 My brother built a pipe bomb when he was sixteen. Wanting a safe place to explode it, he dropped it down the hole of the outhouse at the Chicago Northwestern station. It blew the bottom three feet of siding off the frame and was heard all over town.

Railroad detectives were on our doorstep the next day. I don't guess it ever crossed Terry's mind that someone might have needed to pee.

Posted by: creeper at February 25, 2020 11:29 PM (XxJt1)

395 "Bang-Snaps", etc. -- 200 mg of gravel, 0.08 mg of silver nitrate...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:30 PM (QHxmP)

396 Found an old wooden case half full of fulminate mercury blasting caps in the barn as a teenager. Shot at them with a .22.



Mom was NOT happy.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 11:26 PM


Should have done it in the laundry room.
https://youtu.be/mCK6DqbCJMQ

Posted by: Bert G at February 25, 2020 11:30 PM (OMsf+)

397 used to scrape the powder off caps and pack it in empty .22 shells. then seal with tape with a match for a fuse. dad was not fucking amused.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:31 PM (KP5rU)

398 -
--
What were those things -- little bags of, I believe, crystalised pycric acid, that one threw on the pavements to detonate?


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:14 PM (QHxmP)



----
Silver fulminate and gravel. Lots of different brand names for them.



Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 11:20 PM

Snap 'n Pops is what we called them.

Posted by: Bert G at February 25, 2020 11:21 PM

-------------------

They make fun air rifle targets. Hang a pair of them from the crotch of a plastic army man with his helmet painted light blue, say "halp us Jon Carry!", then pop the nads off Mz. Heinz.


Posted by: irright at February 25, 2020 11:31 PM (RVcmP)

399 Sup everyone

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 25, 2020 11:32 PM (IYHxL)

400 Cap gun!!! I remember sitting out on the curb with a box of caps and a hammer. I'd separate a single roll from the main roll and either try to smash the whole roll with one swing of the hammer or carefully pop each individual cap.

New Jersey law forbade any type of fireworks except snakes, sparklers, and caps. Why the hell they let us little kids have sparklers is beyond me. Those things are hot, hot, HOT!!!

My father worked for Cities Service on the Turnpike so he was friends with a lot of the State Troopers. The Staties would confiscate illegal fireworks coming up from Maryland, then share them with all their buddies.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at February 25, 2020 11:32 PM (VyyRe)

401 The real breakthrough for us was when we figured out that we could ignite gunpowder electronically. Very fine wire salvaged from a radio audio transformer soldered between heavier leads, No. 6 battery.

Today, we would be arrested on half a dozen charges.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 11:32 PM (CDGwz)

402 I look around this room, and I see nothing but untapped potential!

Posted by: GEICO Pinocchio at February 25, 2020 11:32 PM (ufFY8)

403 thathalfrican!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

404 And don't forget Carbide Cannons!!!!

Seen the way the Crazy Dutch have elevated the form into a yearly Blast Fest of truly neighborhood window crackin mayhem.....with various inflatable BALLS and some very large pipes!!

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 11:33 PM (kFkpX)

405 my man chavez!

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 25, 2020 11:34 PM (IYHxL)

406 I would give anything to make that available for my kid today.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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Not allowed, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 11:34 PM (CDGwz)

407 "simply called The Village"


Do these people not watch British television? Or is this one of those millennial things where everything that came before is ignorable?

Posted by: GWB at February 25, 2020 11:35 PM (LNiBi)

408 "He was also a member of the Traveling Wilburys with Tom Petty and Bob Dylan."


Just ignore Roy Orbison, huh? *smh*

Posted by: GWB at February 25, 2020 11:37 PM (LNiBi)

409 wife's brother lit a roman candle in his living room. started shooting it at cars on the highway out front. curtains caught on fire. burned that bitch to the ground. good times.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:37 PM (KP5rU)

410 And don't forget Carbide Cannons!!!!
--------

Big Bang cannons.

I not only have my own childhood item
https://tinyurl.com/qwd3lgv

, I also have my dad's https://tinyurl.com/wbpp386

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 11:37 PM (CDGwz)

411 >>wife's brother lit a roman candle in his living room. started shooting it at cars on the highway out front. curtains caught on fire. burned that bitch to the ground. good times.


Salad Days, baby.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:38 PM (2bnkh)

412 Seen the way the Crazy Dutch have elevated the form into a yearly Blast Fest of truly neighborhood window crackin mayhem.....with various inflatable BALLS and some very large pipes!!
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 11:33 PM (kFkpX)

I built one with the 4-inch rolled paper core from a roll of carpet. It could launch an empty beer bottle about 50 yards. Or else the bottle would break in the barrel, and come out as shrapnel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 11:38 PM (ucP1F)

413 >>> "He was also a member of the Traveling Wilburys with Tom Petty and Bob Dylan."


Just ignore Roy Orbison, huh? *smh*
Posted by: GWB

I guess I*ll just be over here with the chopped liver then, huh mate?

Posted by: Jeff Lynne at February 25, 2020 11:39 PM (tsnSk)

414 Youse guys is a buncha pyromaniacs.


I wonder if Ben Had has considered splodey things...besides guns. Sort of a BYOFW party.

Posted by: creeper at February 25, 2020 11:39 PM (XxJt1)

415 Chowing down on English muffin before the stroke of midnight to make the Ash Wednesday fast easier.

I'm such a Lent cheat.

I'm the New England Patriots of Catholics.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 11:40 PM (oZuI0)

416 Fireworks (funny)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rqmd39GdDww

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 11:40 PM (XzVUd)

417 Never like the wilburys.

Could only really stand Petty (early Petty) and Roy.

The rest of them never really did anything for me. Individually or together.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:40 PM (2bnkh)

418 I'm in the middle of listening to David Horowitz's "Radical Son" and holy shit did this dude really live that red diaper baby life.

It's kinda sad because you can tell he really thought he was doing good. A true believer if you will.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 25, 2020 11:41 PM (IYHxL)

419 Your carbide cannon is cooler, Hammer...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:41 PM (QHxmP)

420 I not only have my own childhood item
https://tinyurl.com/qwd3lgv

, I also have my dad's https://tinyurl.com/wbpp386
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 11:37 PM (CDGwz)

I have rather a lot of carbide on hand. Several barrels (the 15 gallon size) worth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 11:41 PM (ucP1F)

421 Hey, halfrican!

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 11:41 PM (oZuI0)

422 when I was 6, my dad gave us lengths of hemp rope with the end lit to flame and we would swing them around like a poor man's pinwheel.....still not bad fun for a 6 year old...

dang I'm old...

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 11:42 PM (kFkpX)

423 Couple of years ago, I opened my den window and started lighting firecrackers and tossing them out. Why?

Why the fuck not?

I am shit fucking tired of being beholden to the fucking fainting couch bishes.

Ooh!

Dont'cha Stop. The Cars. On my playlidt.

there just may be a possible double entendre going on here.

Not sure.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:42 PM (x8Wzq)

424 >>> Never like the wilburys.

Could only really stand Petty (early Petty) and Roy.

The rest of them never really did anything for me. Individually or together.
Posted by: garrett

Probably not a lot of crossover between the Traveling Wilburys and Judas Priest.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 25, 2020 11:42 PM (tsnSk)

425 logprog, what's good buddy

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 25, 2020 11:44 PM (IYHxL)

426 Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:18 PM (2bnkh)
roman candles make big sparks when you hit the projectile with a whiffleball bat. used to play baseball with them...




Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2020 11:21 PM (+NdM9)

yes, but could you pretend to go camping with a virtual reality head set?


Posted by: Millennials at February 25, 2020 11:26 PM (n13/j)
Better, we went camping for real and could drink beer when we did it too...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2020 11:44 PM (+NdM9)

427 >>Probably not a lot of crossover between the Traveling Wilburys and Judas Priest.


My tastes are varied and wide.

But, I know what I like and I don't like Dylan or Lynne.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:44 PM (2bnkh)

428 425 logprog, what's good buddy
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 25, 2020 11:44 PM (IYHxL)

--SSDD

Plotting my next move toward world domination.

But I'll settle for finishing my novel.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 11:45 PM (oZuI0)

429 Voted Bloomberg as debate winner at Drudge

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 11:47 PM (FFsBN)

430 >>> But, I know what I like and I don't like Dylan or Lynne.
Posted by: garrett at February

Don't care for Dylan either. But he was before my time. My older brother would have some ELO songs on his mixed 8 Track, so grew up with that.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 25, 2020 11:47 PM (tsnSk)

431 I wonder if Ben Had has considered splodey things...besides guns. Sort of a BYOFW party.
Posted by: creeper

---

I seem to remember tannerite was specifically excluded from any boom time at the TxMoMe.

Ben Had knows her audience if nothing else.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 11:48 PM (Y4EXg)

432 My tastes are varied and wide.

But, I know what I like and I don't like Dylan or Lynne.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:44 PM (2bnkh)

Jeff Lynne always sounded like he was trying like hell to sing like Lennon.

As for Tom Petty, he sounded like Dylan with actual talent.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:48 PM (x8Wzq)

433 Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 11:45 PM (oZuI0)

Novel? Ambitious and good luck! I'm still trying to get off my lazy ass to write the childrens book my mom never did.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 25, 2020 11:49 PM (IYHxL)

434 Current tally is Sanders #1, Bloomberg #2

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 11:50 PM (FFsBN)

435 justin bieber is everything that's wrong with music today. fuckin canucks fuck up everything. can't even do donuts right. damn snowback fucks. thanks, again.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:50 PM (KP5rU)

436 Watching a doc about what would happen if a black hole ate the Earth.

I'm finding myself cheering on the black hole.

Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 11:51 PM (RU4sa)

437 As for Tom Petty, he sounded like Dylan with actual talent.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:48 PM (x8Wzq)


Well, Tom Petty was the next Bob Dylan . . .


https://youtu.be/sVQWbV6CwLA

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 11:52 PM (6rS3m)

438 Be well all. Time for a nap here I have to get this political crap out of my head and get some peaceful sleep. The cat is cuddling up and I think it's time to snooze. Thanks again for a great ont.
zzzz

Posted by: Farmer at February 25, 2020 11:52 PM (NeGb9)

439 justin bieber is everything that's wrong with music today. fuckin canucks fuck up everything. can't even do donuts right. damn snowback fucks. thanks, again.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:50 PM (KP5rU)

well, we did get rid of bieber, so there's that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 11:52 PM (ucP1F)

440 >>As for Tom Petty, he sounded like Dylan with actual talent.


I know Petty and the Heartbreakers get kinda drawn into the Southern Family of Rock by way of Commiefornia...but those first 2 albums could alost be PRock.
Gotta love that stuff. It had Balls.

Unlike Last Dance and all that later crap.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:52 PM (2bnkh)

441 "Silver fulminate and gravel. Lots of different brand names for them.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 11:20 PM
Snap 'n Pops is what we called them.
Posted by: Bert G
********
We called them Cracker Balls.

Posted by: Cosda at February 25, 2020 11:53 PM (XlVap)

442 436: downside? as long as don le mon isn't there, i'm game. i hate assholes with tape on their forehead.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:53 PM (KP5rU)

443 Freefallin'


Ack!

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:54 PM (2bnkh)

444 justin bieber is everything that's wrong with music today. fuckin canucks fuck up everything. can't even do donuts right. damn snowback fucks. thanks, again.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:50 PM (KP5rU) \

K.
I still love Rush. And Triumph is pretty okay.

Oh. 3 Inches of Blood. Saw them live once. fookers tear shit up.

*head bangs, rips neck muscles, remembers - is old as fuck*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:54 PM (x8Wzq)

445 I'm finding myself cheering on the black hole.

Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 11:51 PM



That's a morbid thought... What's wrong?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:55 PM (QHxmP)

446 439: you do get points for rush. that's a good thing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:55 PM (KP5rU)

447 That's a morbid thought... What's wrong?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:55 PM (QHxmP)

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Nothing.

Just find stuff like this entertaining.

Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 11:56 PM (RU4sa)

448 smh, you always make me laugh. hope you're doing well.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:57 PM (KP5rU)

449 433 Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 11:45 PM (oZuI0)

Novel? Ambitious and good luck! I'm still trying to get off my lazy ass to write the childrens book my mom never did.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 25, 2020 11:49 PM (IYHxL)

--Yeah, kinda ambitious, until I see the output other 'rons and 'ettes crank out. Oh well, as long as I can create just on bon mot that some other Moron reads and thinks, "I wish I'd writtenn that."

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 11:57 PM (oZuI0)

450 Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 11:51 PM (RU4sa)

LOL. How you been?

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 25, 2020 11:58 PM (IYHxL)

451 Trumph has some fine 80s guitar work.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:58 PM (2bnkh)

452
The best Tongue is Dr. Tongue's Evil House of Wax.
Posted by: irright


3D House of Stewardesses

https://youtu.be/8SJY6w0HD50

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 11:58 PM (aKsyK)

453 Nothing.

Just find stuff like this entertaining.

Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 11:56 PM



That's good... We're living in historic times and I'm quite enjoying the ride, myself...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:58 PM (QHxmP)

454 well, good night night walkers. i'm off to pass out and see all the daywalkers bright and early.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2020 11:58 PM (+NdM9)

455 I'm doing fine, chavez.

Watching these docs beats subjecting myself to the dem debates.

Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 11:59 PM (RU4sa)

456 triumph was ok. they just didn't stand the test of time like rush. rush is my weakness when it comes to canada.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:59 PM (KP5rU)

457 439 justin bieber is everything that's wrong with music today. fuckin canucks fuck up everything. can't even do donuts right. damn snowback fucks. thanks, again.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:50 PM (KP5rU)

well, we did get rid of bieber, so there's that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 11:52 PM (ucP1F)

--Did no one else see any of the Cowboy Junkies content above?

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:00 AM (oZuI0)

458 Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:54 PM (x8Wzq)

Eh don't feel too bad. I'm in my 30s - honest! - and still like to listen to violent rap music.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 12:00 AM (IYHxL)

459 Oh, yeah. Triumph was not the whole package. But tasy guitars in a ot of places.


No love for the Wheat Field Soul of The Guess Who?

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:01 AM (2bnkh)

460 Nellie Furtado is also great CanCon, if you just hit the MUTE button.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:01 AM (oZuI0)

461 I have rather a lot of carbide on hand. Several barrels (the 15 gallon size) worth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-----
For miner's lamps, no doubt.

Actually, it was once the source for acetylene torches.

While you know, some among us will not know that it once was referred to as 'Miner's Lamp'.

I know of one explosion that resulted at the bulldozing of an old foundry. Cannister of carbide got shoved into a muddy pond, then was ignited by sparks from rocks being shoved around.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2020 12:01 AM (xSo9G)

462 455: amen, my friend. i would rather masturbate with barbed wire than watch that shit. i'm already stupid.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2020 12:01 AM (KP5rU)

463 Somebody needs to turn Don't Cha Stop into a 20 minute extended jam. Maybe with a Dvorak interlude or two.

Posted by: klaftern at February 26, 2020 12:02 AM (RuIsu)

464 Falling asleep. Time to go. Later, all. Keep yer hand on it.

Posted by: creeper at February 26, 2020 12:02 AM (XxJt1)

465 Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:58 PM (QHxmP)

I believe the Jews and the ChiComs have a similar phrase - may you live in interesting times. I believe we're all still trying to figure out if that was curse or a blessing.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 12:03 AM (IYHxL)

466 Glad you made it home safe aop. And many congrats belatedly on your birthday. I think you were the only one older than I at the Vegas Meetup. And I think our stamina put those young punks to shame. LOL

Posted by: Farmer at February 26, 2020 12:03 AM (NeGb9)

467
I believe the Jews and the ChiComs have a similar phrase - may you live in interesting times. I believe we're all still trying to figure out if that was curse or a blessing.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 12:03 AM (IYHxL)

--For the Chinese, curse.

"Temporary Disorder," and all that.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:04 AM (oZuI0)

468 465: it's whatever you want it to be. i think.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2020 12:04 AM (KP5rU)

469 ..I wonder if Ben Had has considered splodey things...besides guns. Sort of a BYOFW party.
Posted by: creeper

---

I seem to remember tannerite was specifically excluded from any boom time at the TxMoMe.

Ben Had knows her audience if nothing else.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 11:48 PM (Y4EXg)




Inasmuch that Official Permission has been Obtained, I'll let this particular cat take a short prowl, removed from the confines of it's cylindrical and tubular fabric based holding device.

Depending on overall costs and the speed of my fabrication skills, there may be a 1.5 in. bore, 1/2 scale replica of a Civil War Six Pounder (Napoleon Cannon), set up at the same site as the M-1919 Browning.

I would go to build the full-scale (3.3 in. bore) version, but haven't the space to store such a beast.

Just the 1.5 in. bore fires an 11.6 oz. lead ball.

I think Mr. Tree Stump in the firing pit will be in for another terrible, rotten, horrible, miserable day?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 26, 2020 12:06 AM (QzJWU)

470 SMH: are you still here?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2020 12:08 AM (TN0dW)

471 --Did no one else see any of the Cowboy Junkies content above?
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:00 AM (oZuI0)

Not a fan. Nor, of Rush, for that matter.

Guess Who, Crowbar, BTO, Doug and the Slugs, Chilliwack, yes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 12:09 AM (ucP1F)

472 Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2020 12:04 AM (KP5rU)

Then it's both IMO. One of the COBs posted the meme here of - and I'm gonna butcher it - hard times, make hard men, hard men make good times, good times make weak men, weak men make hard times and so on and so on.

I live in the greatest country at the greatest time in the history of time. With that said I also live among some fucking dumbass civilization razing ideas.

Good with the bad and all that.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 12:09 AM (IYHxL)

473 The western equivalent to "may you live in interesting times" is "You may kiss the bride".

Posted by: Kazi at February 26, 2020 12:09 AM (0x00j)

474 Chilliwack...nice.

Never knew they were canadians. Have a bunch of their LPs downstairs, though.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:09 AM (2bnkh)

475 I know of one explosion that resulted at the
bulldozing of an old foundry. Cannister of carbide got shoved into a
muddy pond, then was ignited by sparks from rocks being shoved around.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2020 12:01 AM (xSo9G)


They would use carbide to run lamps for houses and buildings, for those places where they didn't have "town gas"

it gave a nice bright light and you could set it up so the carbon floaties wouldn't fly around. I think Lincoln's white house used that system.

I know the local Masonic lodge had an acetylene generator at one point - back before electrification here, it supposedly created a bubble of gas and went POP during a meeting covering everyone with soot.

(the hydraulic press channel was playing with soap bubbles filled with acetylene gas at one point. Not safe)

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2020 12:10 AM (6rS3m)

476 --Did no one else see any of the Cowboy Junkies content above?

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:00 AM (oZuI0)

---
no, but i loves me some Cowboy Junkies...

/me wanders off

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2020 12:10 AM (TN0dW)

477 I got nothing right now.

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 26, 2020 12:10 AM (kFkpX)

478 472: exactly.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2020 12:10 AM (KP5rU)

479 Kanuckistanian rock?

The Kings "This Beat Goes On/Switching to Glide"

made the airwaves here in Lost Angels, back in the day, if you listened to the *good* stations...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxkjvKBPQjo

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2020 12:13 AM (TN0dW)

480 aop, god love ya, but, the guess who didn't wear well. i'll give you bto, though. ha!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2020 12:13 AM (KP5rU)

481 474 Chilliwack...nice.

Never knew they were canadians. Have a bunch of their LPs downstairs, though.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:09 AM (2bnkh)

--LMAO, You do know that that's the name of an actual town in British Columbia, or don't you?

Whatever, that's why we're Morons.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:13 AM (oZuI0)

482 479: made it here, in the middle of fucking nowhere too. fun stuff.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2020 12:15 AM (KP5rU)

483 I had a great time with my chemistry set as a kid, but they've been ruined for decades now.

When my nieces and nephews (now around 30...gah) were kids, I went looking for a chemistry set for them. The only one I could find proclaimed "No glass! No flames! No hazardous chemicals!"

They didn't include "No fun!", but should have.

Like those were fucking selling points that would make me want to buy it!

Yeah, blow me, fake chemistry set company.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 12:15 AM (lbYzk)

484 Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:54 PM (x8Wzq)

Eh don't feel too bad. I'm in my 30s - honest! - and still like to listen to violent rap music.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 12:00 AM (IYHxL)

Last time I saw Slayer, Tom Araya no long had the head-swivel. But, you know, he's at least five years older than I.

But they still tore shit up. I miss Jeff Hanneman. but Gary Holt is another favorite. I am an yuge Exodus fan. Gary is fucking golden.

YYYAAARRGGH! Fucking metal.

Ow! My neck!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:15 AM (x8Wzq)

485 Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 12:09 AM (IYHxL)

--Puzzactly. Libtards suuuure love to brag about how awesome their coastal cities are, that capitalists built.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:15 AM (oZuI0)

486 >> You do know that that's the name of an actual town in British Columbia, or don't you?


A town in BC?

No.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:15 AM (2bnkh)

487 I had a great time with my chemistry set as a kid, but they've been ruined for decades now.

When my nieces and nephews (now around 30...gah) were kids, I went looking for a chemistry set for them. The only one I could find proclaimed "No glass! No flames! No hazardous chemicals!"

They didn't include "No fun!", but should have.

Like those were fucking selling points that would make me want to buy it!

Yeah, blow me, fake chemistry set company.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Any true adventure involves the real threat of death.

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2020 12:16 AM (Qf83p)

488 Last Slayer show I saw Holt was drunk as fuck and sloppy as hell. Big letdown. Show before that he tore it up.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:16 AM (2bnkh)

489 > While you know, some among us will not know that it once was referred to as 'Miner's Lamp'.

Cavers used those for a long time after regular miners had stopped. They were utterly reliable, as long as you had carbide and a little bit of water (which you almost always did in caves, even if you'd used up/lost what you had with you).

I think they mostly use LED lights nowadays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 12:17 AM (lbYzk)

490 Jus staring into the post box....typing in words about jus staring into the post box....which is blue? But all the other boxes above are black?

Why?....but, and the numbers are red so.... and the asterisk by name is also red....(meaning it's required)...and....jeezo

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 26, 2020 12:17 AM (kFkpX)

491 hey, little donna, still wanna?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2020 12:18 AM (KP5rU)

492 Ymer is apparently not a name of a city in BC, but Nanaimo is

Are we doing five city names again?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2020 12:19 AM (6rS3m)

493 Shit man, a cap gun. I haven't seen one in decades. I remember getting bored and hitting whole roles of caps with hammers.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2020 12:19 AM (9Om/r)

494 > hey, little donna, still wanna?

Me and Zero request you in the Mercedes.

Great tune. Did those guys have more hits in Canada? That's the only U.S. hit I remember for them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 12:20 AM (lbYzk)

495 Last Slayer show I saw Holt was drunk as fuck and sloppy as hell. Big letdown. Show before that he tore it up.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:16 AM (2bnkh)

Sucks. I saw him on a good night.

Fucking love Exodus.

I will fucking throw down.

But, naw...

we cool.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:20 AM (x8Wzq)

496 Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:15 AM (x8Wzq)

LMAO damn.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:15 AM (oZuI0)

Eat the rich you kulak!

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 12:20 AM (IYHxL)

497 493: i remember the smell. smells like, childhood.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2020 12:20 AM (KP5rU)

498 494: no clue.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2020 12:21 AM (KP5rU)

499 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rSBmOgpcDE

Posted by: gman at February 26, 2020 12:22 AM (Y6Hsq)

500 500

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 12:22 AM (XVuno)

501 Last Slayer show I saw Holt was drunk as fuck and sloppy as hell. Big letdown. Show before that he tore it up.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:16 AM (2bnkh)


I saw exodus about 2 months ago with Holt. Dudes were at the bar almost every night for 3-4 nights in a row. They sounded good though, they ripped.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2020 12:22 AM (9Om/r)

502 BAM

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 12:22 AM (XVuno)

503 sigh......night.

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 26, 2020 12:22 AM (kFkpX)

504 479 Kanuckistanian rock?

The Kings "This Beat Goes On/Switching to Glide"

made the airwaves here in Lost Angels, back in the day, if you listened to the *good* stations...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxkjvKBPQjo
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2020 12:13 AM (TN0dW)

--The original "I Go Blind":

https://youtu.be/qYoiZJxvBQA

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:23 AM (oZuI0)

505 Climate change is far less of a threat to national security than climate FUD.

Posted by: DaveM at February 26, 2020 12:24 AM (4k1sn)

506 For miner's lamps, no doubt.

Actually, it was once the source for acetylene torches.

While you know, some among us will not know that it once was referred to as 'Miner's Lamp'.

I know of one explosion that resulted at the bulldozing of an old foundry. Cannister of carbide got shoved into a muddy pond, then was ignited by sparks from rocks being shoved around.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2020 12:01 AM (xSo9G)

Yeah. Those were the chief uses for carbide. Also for auto and bicycle lamps. The Prestolite Company.

I have an actual acetylene generator for making welding gas. But it's pretty badly corroded.

My carbide came from the oil field. It used to be practice for mud loggers to put a few ounces of carbide in a Kleenex, and throw it into the drill pipe in the slips when the roughnecks were making the stab on a connection. Created a "bubble" of acetylene that could be seen on the gas detector or chromatograph as it came around. The "down" time for the mud through the drill pipe can be precisely calculated, since the drill string internal volumes are all known, and practically speaking, down time amounts to a small fraction of round trip time for the mud, and can often be disregarded. "Up" time for the mud can also be so calculated, assuming gauge hole. But wellbores can often wash out to vastly oversize in some formations, causing round trip circulation time to increase greatly. Since cuttings samples, and naturally-occurring gas events are depth-correlated by bottom-up circulation time, it's important to be able to check that. Hence, the carbide check, which was cheap, easy, and reliable.

But carbide got deemed to be "hazardous goods" for us to transport, and that, combined with the ever-increasing use of oil-based mud, caused the mud-logging companies to abandon the use of it. So I wound up with the stock from 2 companies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 12:25 AM (7vkOS)

507 Fucking love Exodus.



I will fucking throw down.



But, naw...



we cool.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:20 AM (x8Wzq)

Its a shame you're not going to the VaMoMe. I have a few small artifacts from the very early Overkill days I would have brought that you might have gotten a kick out of.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2020 12:25 AM (9Om/r)

508 --LMAO, You do know that that's the name of an actual town in British Columbia, or don't you?

Whatever, that's why we're Morons.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:13 AM (oZuI0)

Bonus Cardboard Membership for the name of the band before they adopted "Chilliwack".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 12:27 AM (7vkOS)

509 Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:20 AM (x8Wzq)

That book in the Bible kicked ass

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 12:28 AM (IYHxL)

510 I always like Exodus a little more than Slayer.

Except for Dave Lombardo. He is the greatest metal drummer EVAR! Fucker is nuts. Fuck.

Beat the fuck out of your drum kit and yet stay on tempo.

*chef kiss*

Magnificent Bastard

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:29 AM (x8Wzq)

511 Ymer is apparently not a name of a city in BC, but Nanaimo is

Are we doing five city names again?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2020 12:19 AM (6rS3m)

If you spell it right, it is:

http://ymirbc.com/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 12:31 AM (7vkOS)

512 492 Ymer is apparently not a name of a city in BC, but Nanaimo is

Are we doing five city names again?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2020 12:19 AM (6rS3m)

--Two most renowned exports of Nanaimo, BC:

Nanaimo bars (they're friggin' delicious)

Diana Krall



Nanaimo bars recipe:

https://youtu.be/hRWC6IcxMTs

you're welcome

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:31 AM (oZuI0)

513 I always liked Bostaph, too. That Divine Intervention Tour was fucking incredible and Bostaph killed on it.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:33 AM (2bnkh)

514 Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:20 AM (x8Wzq)

Its a shame you're not going to the VaMoMe. I have a few small artifacts from the very early Overkill days I would have brought that you might have gotten a kick out of.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2020 12:25 AM (9Om/r)

So, Texas, maybe? Also have a CO meetup in late April, last I heard, I think. But me and the wheelie are planning on Texas in October.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:34 AM (x8Wzq)

515 The Village is home for The Prisoner. Does it have room for Joe Biden?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 26, 2020 12:34 AM (Uu+Jp)

516 Damn, you Morons are reminding me of my metalhead college buddies.

Refuge Denied

WTFO

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:35 AM (oZuI0)

517 Can us midwesterners get a MN or WI MoMee? I'd go.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 12:35 AM (IYHxL)

518 N.B. Morons, if I could have found a video of Nigella Lawson making Nanaimo bars, you'd better believe I'd've linked it.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:37 AM (oZuI0)

519 Fucking love metal.

Right now, Armored Saint. Exercise in Debauchery.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Just realized it's gonna take me a while to fall asleep tonight.

*eyes heavy bag*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:37 AM (x8Wzq)

520 493 Shit man, a cap gun. I haven't seen one in decades. I remember getting bored and hitting whole roles of caps with hammers.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2020 12:19 AM (9Om/r)

Or a book of matches.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 12:38 AM (SmQRw)

521 I sterilize my airplane seat with horrible, pants-splitting farts. It also keeps the seats near me empty of germy passengers.

Posted by: MW at February 26, 2020 12:38 AM (hNTtn)

522
Yeah. Those were the chief uses for carbide. Also for auto and bicycle lamps. The Prestolite Company.
-------

Well, now, that reminds me. I was at a vintage motorcycle show, and one of the bikes had a carbide headlamp. I noticed an embossed name on the lamp, leaned down to read it. "Lucas".

Which explains a lot, when you think about it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2020 12:39 AM (CDGwz)

523 Now listening to Post Modern Jukebox. Aerosmith cover.

Posted by: klaftern at February 26, 2020 12:39 AM (RuIsu)

524 >>Or a book of matches.


They still offer you them with smokes ... about 30% of the time.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:39 AM (2bnkh)

525
So, Texas, maybe? Also have a CO meetup in late
April, last I heard, I think. But me and the wheelie are planning on
Texas in October.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:34 AM (x8Wzq)


Yeah texas seems like it might happen for me. Its a little far out to say definite, but it a big possibility.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2020 12:40 AM (9Om/r)

526 Nanaimo bars have coconut in them. So, not food.

And it's "nuh-NYE-mo", in case anybody was wondering. They used to mine coal there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 12:40 AM (7vkOS)

527 524 >>Or a book of matches.


They still offer you them with smokes ... about 30% of the time.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:39 AM (2bnkh)i


Its been about 20 years since i last purchased a pack of smokes. Been 6+ since I gave up nicotine.

Left the restaurant a dude was smoking. Damn if it still didn't smell good

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 12:41 AM (SmQRw)

528 Fucking love metal.



Right now, Armored Saint. Exercise in Debauchery.



Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.



Just realized it's gonna take me a while to fall asleep tonight.



*eyes heavy bag*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:37 AM (x8Wzq)


Do you listen to any of the stuff coming out of europe? There is a ton of good shit happening.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2020 12:41 AM (9Om/r)

529
The Village is home for The Prisoner. Does it have room for Joe Biden?
Posted by: Northernlurker


Joe is number 2
IYKWIM

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2020 12:42 AM (aKsyK)

530 Which explains a lot, when you think about it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2020 12:39 AM (CDGwz)

Hence the corporate motto: "Home Before Dark".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 12:42 AM (7vkOS)

531 The only one I could find proclaimed "No glass! No flames! No hazardous chemicals!"
They didn't include "No fun!", but should have.


The Thames & Kosmos lawyers had a problem with "Meth Lab C1000".

Yo, it would've been bomb.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 26, 2020 12:43 AM (ykYG2)

532 526 Nanaimo bars have coconut in them. So, not food.

And it's "nuh-NYE-mo", in case anybody was wondering. They used to mine coal there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 12:40 AM (7vkOS)

--Esquimalt, propinquitous to Victoria, was a huge coaling station for the Royal Navy.

When I saw it in 2009, no one would believe it had been so.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:43 AM (oZuI0)

533 Thesis: America is such a wonderful country that even people who have no social skills or talent who would die of neglect elsewhere can thrive despite their horrid skill set

Proof: Rick Wilson has a job and is on TV

Posted by: James OBrien at February 26, 2020 12:43 AM (zkC+W)

534 >>Left the restaurant a dude was smoking. Damn if it still didn't smell good


Just a fresh light, though.

Ashtrays, butts, clothes...those all smell nasty. Even when you are a smoker.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:43 AM (2bnkh)

535 Greetings:

Growing up, I had the twin Fanner Fifty cap gun rig. One day, Mother took my Big Sister and I too the movies and the second feature was "The Charge at Feather River" a 3-D oat-burner. So, after a substantial bit if whining and negotiating, I was allowed to take my guns to the movie but I had to submit to a body cavity search for any rolls of caps. Fortunately, my mother's technique had yet to fully develop.

After the main feature concluded, I begged off to the men's room wherein I loaded those two beauties and then casually returned to my seat next to my mother. The cowboy movie was great, especially the climatic scene when the Indians (in those days) charged the cowboys. Well, with the 3-D and all the other excitement on the screen, no real buckaroo could sit back and not try to protect the two most important females in his still short life.

I probably only got 10 or 15 rounds of before Mother regained control but I knew that there would be more control when we got home. So, later that evening she came into my room with that special gleam inner eye that was the precursor to "You Father's home and he wants to talk to you in the living room.

I go to the living room and when Mother left, my Father began his in-terror-gation. "Mother tell me she took you to the movies this afternoon." "Yes." And you took your cap guns." "Yes." "And you took caps she told you not to take." "Yes." "And you shot off those caps during the movie." "Yes."

"So, how many Indians did you shoot ???"

Posted by: 11B40 at February 26, 2020 12:44 AM (evgyj)

536 Wandered into Youtube and found this comp, Best Of Nigella Lawson's Comfort Food:

https://youtu.be/l53HaRZMg8k

Why? Nigella, of course!

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:45 AM (oZuI0)

537 Underrated George Harrison contribution: The bridge on Eric Clapton's Badge.

The relationship between Harrison and Clapton and Patti Boyd is interesting. The greatest rock love song, Layla, came out of the tension. It would be a great movie if you could get the casting right.

Posted by: James OBrien at February 26, 2020 12:47 AM (zkC+W)

538 "So, how many Indians did you shoot ???"

Posted by: 11B40 at February 26, 2020 12:44 AM (evgyj)

All of them?

Heh. Great story!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 12:47 AM (7vkOS)

539 Paul Bostaph is one of the best. A fucking monster.

Still. I have always preferred Lombardo Slayer. Why? Who the fuck can explain his method. His kick the-kit-down-the-stairs method works for Slayer. Slayer is a fucking mess. And still: tight as fuck!

SLAYER!!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:47 AM (x8Wzq)

540 >> Wandered into Youtube and found this comp, Best Of Nigella Lawson's Comfort Food:


That one is built for comfort.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:47 AM (2bnkh)

541 534 >>Left the restaurant a dude was smoking. Damn if it still didn't smell good


Just a fresh light, though.

Ashtrays, butts, clothes...those all smell nasty. Even when you are a smoker.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:43 AM (2bnkh)


True.
And I was walking by to catch an uber ride. Fucking Prius.

Can't wait to get back to the woods.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 12:48 AM (SmQRw)

542 "Dad! They're called 'First Nations' these days.

"Four. I might have winged a fifth."

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 26, 2020 12:48 AM (ykYG2)

543 >>Still. I have always preferred Lombardo Slayer. Why?


Honestly, I think he has more swing and a better shuffle.

He's a lot like Art Blakey that way. Complete force of nature. But always fuckin' swinging that groove. Locked in on it.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:48 AM (2bnkh)

544 .."So, how many Indians did you shoot ???"

Posted by: 11B40 at February 26, 2020 12:44 AM (evgyj)



Your Dad was a Moron. MUCH respect.

*pours bourbon*


To your Dad!

CHEERS!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 26, 2020 12:48 AM (QzJWU)

545 Seems I am heading into Lent with the proper attitude of Fuck Shit Up.

Goodnight, Horde.

*walks away with Judas Priest, "Steeler" playing on the toonz*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:50 AM (x8Wzq)

546 alright my morons and moronettes. It's time for bed.

God bless all yall crazy mufuckas.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 12:50 AM (IYHxL)

547 Night, pug, halfrican.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 12:50 AM (7vkOS)

548 The relationship between Harrison and Clapton and Patti Boyd is interesting. The greatest rock love song, Layla, came out of the tension. It would be a great movie if you could get the casting right.
Posted by: James OBrien at February 26, 2020 12:47 AM (zkC+W)

--Frank Sinatra supposedly remarked that "Something" was one of the best love songs he heard.

Me? I like "Somethin' Stupid" more than "Something," although both are good songs.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:52 AM (oZuI0)

549 That one is built for comfort.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:47 AM (2bnkh)

--Comment on the video: "Any food made by Nigella is comfort food."

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:54 AM (oZuI0)

550 So which one of those 3 fucking kikes on stage won it fellas? Let me know!!!

Posted by: Uncle Adolf at February 26, 2020 12:55 AM (u0mvh)

551 Love love love George Harrison and that top picture, thank you.

Posted by: Summer of Love at February 26, 2020 12:58 AM (FJrl0)

552 Looks like the limp dick wannabe nazi had a little too much sugar before bedtime.

Don't get too riled up or Mom's boyfriend is going to give you that whatfor lil' Himmler.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:59 AM (2bnkh)

553 Looks like the Stormfronter awoke for his 1:00 feeding off Daddy's dick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 12:59 AM (7vkOS)

554 Love conquers much.

Posted by: klaftern at February 26, 2020 12:59 AM (RuIsu)

555 If you add Wonderful Tonight to Layla and Something, Patti Boyd may be the GOAT of rock muses.

Posted by: James OBrien at February 26, 2020 01:00 AM (zkC+W)

556 Posted by: Did halfricans black father ever come home? at February 26, 2020 12:59 AM (u7eny)

How's your wife doing anyway faggot?

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 01:01 AM (ADsyw)

557 >>If you add Wonderful Tonight to Layla and Something, Patti Boyd may be the GOAT of rock muses.


Paulina Poritzkova had some nice tunes written about her, as well.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 01:01 AM (2bnkh)

558 Posted by: Did halfricans black father ever come home? at February 26, 2020 12:59 AM (u7eny)

--Pardon me sir, but would you kindly GFY?

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 01:01 AM (oZuI0)

559 > That one is built for comfort.

Nothing wrong with that.

I'll bet she'd make you an excellent sammich afterward, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 01:02 AM (lbYzk)

560 Good night, dear halfrican.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 01:03 AM (oZuI0)

561 >>I'll bet she'd make you an excellent sammich afterward, too.


Her morsels are bountiful.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 01:03 AM (2bnkh)

562 > "So, how many Indians did you shoot ???"

Your Dad sounds awesome.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 01:03 AM (lbYzk)

563
>>Left the restaurant a dude was smoking. Damn if it still didn't smell good





Just a fresh light, though.



Ashtrays, butts, clothes...those all smell nasty. Even when you are a smoker.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:43 AM (2bnkh)

it is a good reason to quit if you can or want to. I remember years ago one of those "improve yourself" speakers advised people to write down all the things they hated about their particular bad habit. It was a way to convince yourself to quit.

I am not shaming anyone here or calling anyone out. We all go our own way. That is my motto of if CBS ever wants to know my true motto. But I always found cigarette smoking in particular to be gross. The smell on the clothes, the stamped out butt. And who would chose to kiss a girl who smoked even though they themselves smoked?
But cigarettes were so much a part of our culture for so long that a lot of the stigma did not materialize in real life. There was also the cool factor and that so many used them.

What always stood out to me was that dipping and chewing was always considered to be more disgusting, unless you were in a few particular locales in the south or west. I never got that as really the only issue with dipping was seeing that gross bottle and the spitting.

My point is, if there is one, that it is interesting what particular cultures find offensive and what they accept as normal. I now see why dipping offends many. It is not when you do it, but when you see others, I can understand it. I still say smoking is worse since it covers your clothes and all. Neither are particularly good ideas of course but that is not what i am talking about. For sure smoking has historically been more accepted by a larger part of our society for many decades.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 01:04 AM (n13/j)

564 > How does life feel as a non-white abomination?

So, how old were you when you walked in on your mom getting spit-roasted by a couple of black dudes?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 01:05 AM (lbYzk)

565 The Cars were not the Beatles or Clapton.

How many songs did Liv Tyler's mom inspire?

Posted by: James OBrien at February 26, 2020 01:05 AM (zkC+W)

566 Posted by: How many nGems can you fit in a Mercedes? at February 26, 2020 01:02 AM (sHGXu)

Pretty good actually. I know I am a member of American society and I know as much as I love being an American you hate the fact that I am. That's damn near orgasmic.

Enjoy seeing someone who looks like me balls deep in your wife fam.

Cheers

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 01:05 AM (ADsyw)

567 I'll bet she'd make you an excellent sammich afterward, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 01:02 AM (lbYzk)

--She actually makes pancakes in the video.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 01:06 AM (oZuI0)

568 Quit copying and pasting trolls please.
I'm trying to clean up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 01:06 AM (SmQRw)

569 >> The Cars were not the Beatles or Clapton.


Thankfully, no.

I am Clapton fan. Up until he stopped doing drugs, basically.

And I appreciate and even like some of the Beatles.

But I will never ask you to turn off The Cars.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 01:06 AM (2bnkh)

570 i'm old enough to remember when we had good trolls...

of course, i grew up on Usenet, where the trolls were exceptional.

now days, they aren't even lame, just pathetic.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2020 01:07 AM (TN0dW)

571 A good, smelly, saloon is my favorite place on Earth

Posted by: Paden at February 26, 2020 01:08 AM (xSo9G)

572 Sorry you have to deal with this little cunt, MH.

I'd gladly carve him into little pieces for you and save you the trouble if his type ever had the balls to try this shit offline.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 01:08 AM (2bnkh)

573 This particular Stormfag has the spelling and syntax of raimondo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 01:09 AM (7vkOS)

574 > How many songs did Liv Tyler's mom inspire?

'She has dated Mick Jagger, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Elvis Costello, Todd Rundgren, Jimmy Page, and Steven Tyler, but she rejects the label "groupie".'

Okay, then.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 01:09 AM (lbYzk)

575 Rock stars and models never last.

As Camile Paglia says, someone has to be the priest in polyester.

Posted by: James OBrien at February 26, 2020 01:09 AM (zkC+W)

576 >>>'She has dated Mick Jagger, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Elvis Costello, Todd Rundgren, Jimmy Page, and Steven Tyler, but she rejects the label "groupie".'


Wow. I bet her sores have sores.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 01:10 AM (2bnkh)

577 dated Mick Jagger, Iggy Pop, David Bowie

That lineup? Probably all at once.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 26, 2020 01:11 AM (ykYG2)

578 > I bet her sores have sores.

Iggy Pop would be a deal-breaker for me, even without all the rest.

Like his music, but my peen isn't going anywhere near anything that his peen has been in.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 01:11 AM (lbYzk)

579 Heh, I love how Nigella constantly uses the phrase "child labour" in her recipes.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 01:12 AM (oZuI0)

580 I'm sorry.

You fuck Iggy Pop and you are immediately a '0' on the scale.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 01:12 AM (2bnkh)

581 "She has dated Mick Jagger, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Elvis Costello, Todd Rundgren, Jimmy Page, and Steven Tyler, but she rejects the label "groupie"

I didn't know about Jagger and Page. I guess Page worked her in between fourteen year olds.

Her name is Bebe Buell BTW.

I think Anita Pallenberg banged three Stones. I can't believe the Stones survived as a group.

Posted by: James OBrien at February 26, 2020 01:12 AM (zkC+W)

582 aw man, he got the good hash. "0rbyT"? that one should have been mine.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 26, 2020 01:12 AM (ykYG2)

583 A good, smelly, saloon is my favorite place on Earth

Posted by: Paden at February 26, 2020 01:08 AM (xSo9G)

what's wrong with us?

Posted by: Stella at February 26, 2020 01:12 AM (n13/j)

584 Shout outs to those who've come to my defense and LMAO at the racist who has a fetish for non-whites. May your kinks be satisfying.

For your wife, you limped dick faggot.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 01:13 AM (IYHxL)

585 "So, how many Indians did you shoot ???"




Totally something my father would have said. lol

The one story that is probably the funniest thing my father ever did and I will never forget, ever. My brother goes up to my mom and says mommy, whats a twat. Me being the older one knew, so I was thinking holy shit here we go. My mother tells my brother "go ask your father". My father is in my bedroom sitting on the bed and playing guitar, and he's in his zone. My brother goes running into the room, and I try to stop him like noooooo, don't ask. My father is in there strumming away locked into his playing, and my brother asks daddy whats a twat. My father doesn't miss a note, doesn't break his rhythm, and turns his head quick to my brother and says "c*nt", and immediately goes back to eyeing up the fingerboard. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2020 01:14 AM (9Om/r)

586 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 01:13 AM (tJ0bL)

Not me you POS

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 01:14 AM (SmQRw)

587 I guess Jagger worked her in when he wasn't banging 15 year old Rae Dawn Chong.

Posted by: James OBrien at February 26, 2020 01:14 AM (zkC+W)

588 > You fuck Iggy Pop and you are immediately a '0' on the scale.

Agreed 100%.

> I think Anita Pallenberg banged three Stones.

And the occasional 15 year old neighbor boy who wound up dead in her bed.

Poor kid.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 01:15 AM (lbYzk)

589 You don't need defending, Bro.

You are Moron Blood.


This little repressed homo is just biding his time between servicing truckers.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 01:15 AM (2bnkh)

590
Marco Rubio have YUGE ears. He was just on Hannity, and I was blown away by those ears. Old man ears, and he's still young

When he gets to be an old man, those are gonna be dumbo ears.

Posted by: Mini-Mike Bloomberg at February 26, 2020 01:15 AM (rCwaK)

591 Not to mention the fact that Iggy's peen is widely seen.

Posted by: James OBrien at February 26, 2020 01:16 AM (zkC+W)

592 Some weird stuff came out of the pop culture rock and roll petri dish of the 60's. Some of it still walks amungus.

Posted by: klaftern at February 26, 2020 01:16 AM (RuIsu)

593 >> and immediately goes back to eyeing up the fingerboard. lol


Sounds like my Grandfather and all of my Uncles.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 01:16 AM (2bnkh)

594 Good gravy, now the troll is socking regulars *and* cobs.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 01:17 AM (oZuI0)

595 now the Stormfag is socking MisHum. It's really astonishing how lacking in self-awareness those idiots are. Their idol Ernst Rohm, really, really was a boy-raping faggot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 01:17 AM (7vkOS)

596 Jesus I'm reading that Anita Pallenberg story right now about the 15 year old kid I had no idea.

Most classic rockers would be serving life sentences today.

Posted by: James OBrien at February 26, 2020 01:17 AM (zkC+W)

597 i picked the wrong day to philosophize about smoking and dipping.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 01:18 AM (n13/j)

598 >> now the Stormfag is socking MisHum


He craves the discipline and shame he felt when his Pappy took him out to the fuck shack and taught him what it is like to be a complete disappointment.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 01:19 AM (2bnkh)

599 yeah Pallenberg was bad news and a predator. she was 37 when she diddled that teenaged kid and messed with his head.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 26, 2020 01:19 AM (ykYG2)

600 OK, let's see what happens.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 01:24 AM (SmQRw)

601 He craves the discipline and shame he felt when his Pappy took him out to the fuck shack and taught him what it is like to be a complete disappointment.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 01:19 AM (2bnkh)

He claims to be uncircumcised. Which is probably a good thing. Otherwise, he'd have been an incomplete disappointment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 01:25 AM (7vkOS)

602 #598 needs cleanup as well.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 01:25 AM (oZuI0)

603 still a couple of u0mvh and tJobL comments left

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 26, 2020 01:25 AM (ykYG2)

604 Sorry everyone. Feel like I encouraged the shut down.

MisHum, you're a gracious host.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 01:28 AM (IYHxL)

605 If you see a young man in a fluffy gray wig, a messy tie and a dog collar, it's not me.

But he belongs to me.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 26, 2020 01:32 AM (uM6CE)

606 And the troll's back.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 26, 2020 01:30 AM (tVQUs)

Never really went away. Funny, the faggot seems to think it's insulting me to call me a Jew. AIDS really does rot the brain, doesn't it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 01:32 AM (7vkOS)

607 Alright. Night all, God bless all of you on this Lenten day.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 01:34 AM (IYHxL)

608 Oh, I shall *definitely* try making Nigella's pancakes (yeah, I know, phrasing).

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 01:34 AM (oZuI0)

609 OK, let's see what happens.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 01:24 AM (SmQRw)

---
is this a dare?


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2020 01:35 AM (TN0dW)

610 Bad dog! Bad!

Now come read this pamphlet I wrote about your mother.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 26, 2020 01:35 AM (uM6CE)

611 611 OK, let's see what happens.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 01:24 AM (SmQRw)

---
is this a dare?


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2020 01:35 AM (TN0dW)

Oh fuck no.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 01:35 AM (SmQRw)

612 Well, I am out for the night, too. Got an early one in the morning.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 01:36 AM (7vkOS)

613 > yeah Pallenberg was bad news and a predator.

Definitely someone to stay far, far away from unless you are as unkillable as Keith Richards, which very few are.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 01:36 AM (lbYzk)

614 This was a pretty fun thread until the shit troll showed up.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 01:41 AM (oZuI0)

615 Yep, I'm out for the night too. Good night, all.

I'm going to go to my comfy bed and go to sleep chuckling at my image of the sad, sad little trollboy who's sitting in his decrepit mobile home or studio apartment, permanently alone, trapped in some soul-destroying dead-end minimum wage job. He's likely never known the touch of a woman, nor will he ever.

Better get some sleep, too, sad, sad little man. Those Egg McMuffins don't microwave themselves, you know.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 01:41 AM (lbYzk)

616 Get 550 too Mis hum.

Later

Posted by: The stupid nazi troll at February 26, 2020 01:46 AM (1Y/MC)

617 the best thing about the day after Mardi Gras?

left over gumbo...

it only gets better! nom nom nom

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2020 01:49 AM (TN0dW)

Democrat Debate Thread Deux

"gdgm+" says the thread that follows says that "audience" members paid up to $750 per seat -- or had those seats paid for them.

Scrooge McC***k seems to have a more vociferous cheering section than you'd guess he would, absent the factor of money.

This couldn't be true, could it?

I don't think that could be true.

But the part about this place being packed with Establishment shills? That I can believe.

From earlier in the debate:

Posted by: Ace at 09:35 PM




Comments

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1 Fight! Fight! Fight!

Posted by: Eucher at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (PjbEW)

2 OMG. this is even more insane than last time.

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

3 Fresh!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (UUBmN)

4 Joe has opened up a new thread! Thanks Joe!

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (OisDX)

5 Bernie playing the tiny invisible piano again.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (VNfwt)

6 I love watching libtards eat their own.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (oZuI0)

7 Donald Deux

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (aKsyK)

8 HOW DARE YOU???

Posted by: Greta T. at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (DMUuz)

9 Top 11 or something

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (N30JC)

10 That settles it. I'm voting for Larry David.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (sM+h7)

11 Away from the TV this evening. Has anyone thrown a chair yet?

Posted by: Dr. T at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (iS/NP)

12 Send in the pies!

Posted by: henry at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (J3Rfi)

13 1205
Bernie is gonna have a stroke.



Fine Cuban Hospitals!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (oVJmc)

14 KILL KILL KILL

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (CTN7u)

15 Question 1:

How can I smell the desperation through my tv? I didn't know I had that option!


Question 2:

How do it disable it?





Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

16 I'm going to bed. I can't drink anymore.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (/+bwe)

17 jeeze are these geezers still awake?

Posted by: vmom 2020 v14 at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (G546f)

18 This is a thing of beauty.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (UvJJq)

19 Thank you Lord. That last thread was getting out of hand.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (9iOtW)

20 RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (CTN7u)

21 It's like a demolition derby, except with tricycles and Benny Hill music played on a kazoo.

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (OisDX)

22 Russia, Russia, Russia

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (MGjUO)

23 You can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (t3YBx)

24 "Russia!' Drink!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (CDGwz)

25 Biden...I'll make Russia pay for it.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (9iOtW)

26 Has anyone thrown a chair yet?

Steyer and Kloby are the only ones with sufficient upper body strength to do so.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (JCrfD)

27 Drink!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (BiNEL)

28 Does Joe think he knows what is happening? And what year it is?

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

29 Those voices in Joe's head? Russia.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (VNfwt)

30 LOL, I'm watching an episode of Voyager and the holo-doctor tells Seven of Nine he has to monitor her implants regularly.

*snoork*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (Dc2NZ)

31 Joe's got some anger

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (rpxSz)

32 whoa

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (ZLI7S)

33 "each one of you has, taped under your podium, a Walther PPK with a single, chambered round"

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (CTN7u)

34 Tell Vladimir, I can be more flexible after the election.

Posted by: Barky at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (CDGwz)

35 After actually listening to these clowns, when I get home I'm sending some money to Trump's campaign.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (+ZLGa)

36 Buttigieg: we cannot relive the Cold War

Moderator: RUSSIA IS AT IT AGAIN

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (UvJJq)

37 Bernie's gonna have a coronary!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (CjFDo)

38 Different sanctions than Trump imposed?

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

39 Democratic party debate: A battle of wits between unarmed combatants.

Posted by: webley silvernail at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (MvW7J)

40 I watched five minutes of this thing. The lady said it was boring as hell. I agreed, and we switched to Life in Pieces. Much better use of the time.

The dems are so fucked, really.

Posted by: trev006 at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (cGPK0)

41 They keep repeating those cliches (17 agencies!) like they do with every issue.

But no one knows what they mean, as designed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (oVJmc)

42 Putin: Bernie, stick a shiv in Joe

Bernie: Ok

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (t3YBx)

43 > Steyer and Kloby are the only ones with sufficient upper body strength to do so.

My money is on Kloby in any such physical brawl.

She's got some husky on her.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (lbYzk)

44 The scary thing is one of these could, with perfidy, theft, fraud, lies, deception, beat DJT.
It's a long shot, but a non-zero possibility.
We've seen the extremes the opposition will go to.
We gotta fight like we are behind 20 points.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (w7KSn)

45 How many Dems actually watch these shit shows, and how many depend on the media to tell them what to think?

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (l3+k2)

46 26 Has anyone thrown a chair yet?


wheelchairs be heavy, dude

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (rpxSz)

47 The UK and Australia did more to the 2016 election than Russia.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (VNfwt)

48 10 That settles it. I'm voting for Larry David.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (sM+h7)

--Super Tuesday I'm gonna troll and Feel the Bern with my vote.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (oZuI0)

49 Russia, still? Really?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (+ZLGa)

50 I wish someone would say the 80s called and they want their foreign policy back.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (7bcfy)

51 You know what would enliven this debate? Release a Gorn.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

52 paw paw gettin sleepy

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (CTN7u)

53 Biden want some Russian ass. No mention of the corrupt FBI or DOJ.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (ATCV4)

54 Steyer foam

Posted by: RJD at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (ucNdt)

55 Styrofoam moves his head like a marionette on a bad local kid's after school show.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (lbYzk)

56 Biden: sanctions on Russia but not Iran

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (UvJJq)

57 Eh, I'm giving up on listening. It's all the same hysterical shit and the same obvious tactics.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (oVJmc)

58 Russia!

Posted by: Achromatic refuse at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (Hdg8X)

59 Willowed:

1236 1169 Bernie needs to talk less. He's going to screw this up.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)



If he wins the nomination he might have to spend all his campaign donations on the actual campaign rather than just pocketing it.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (Z7lwY)

60 Steyer claims trump is colluding with...well, you know who.

Posted by: Barky at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (CDGwz)

61 Interesting way to fundraise

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (KZzsI)

62 Send in Benny Hill. It's the only way to end this national nightmare... and some yakity yak with Spike Jones.

Posted by: roscoe at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (WX+x0)

63 --Super Tuesday I'm gonna troll and Feel the Bern with my vote.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (oZuI0)

#MeToo.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (+ZLGa)

64 Bernie needs to talk less. He's going to screw this up.


Well, since his goal is to lose ...

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (CTN7u)

65 Steyer is insane

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (nRWPy)

66 Continued from last thread:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/vx2q3uz

"Voters hoping to attend the Democratic presidential
debate in Charleston this month will be hard-pressed
to find guaranteed tickets unless they pay thousands
of dollars as a sponsor."

Posted by: gdgm+ at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (ExnWy)

67 ooh BERNIE PLAYS THE JEW CARD

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (CTN7u)

68 Netanyahu is a racisssssssssst

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (MGjUO)

69 Buttigieg was 7 when the Wall came down.

He knows jackshit about the Cold War except what his commie old man taught him.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (JCrfD)

70 Amy Klobuchar's hair looks like the one included in LEGO sets. It's probably attached to a peg sticking out of the top of her head.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (oZuI0)

71 Netanyahu is the racist, Bern?

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (nRWPy)

72 67

Jew gotta be kidding!

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (OisDX)

73 We gotta fight like we are behind 20 points.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (w7KSn)
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
We've gotta go out and fight like we've already been sent to the gulag

Posted by: Still just john at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (xgR3t)

74 Bernie dodges, completely, question about moving embassy back to Tel Aviv.

Posted by: Barky at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (xSo9G)

75 Bernie is gonna overdraw his racism card. Damn, according to Bernie, everything is raaaaacist.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (9iOtW)

76 watched five minutes of this thing. The lady said it was boring as hell. I agreed, and we switched to Life in Pieces. Much better use of the time.

The dems are so fucked, really.
Posted by: trev006 at February 25


Mrs D switched to Pride and Prejudice.
Can I have one of those Walthers?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (axyOa)

77 sanders is as kosher jewish as a bacon double cheese burger.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (t3YBx)

78 We need to get closer to our allies. ( Except when I determine they are racist..)

Posted by: Achromatic refuse at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (Hdg8X)

79 Fuck the "Palestinians". Right up their terrorist asses. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (lbYzk)

80
They booed Mayor Pete when he said we can't be praising Castro.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (M9ntN)

81 Bernie Bros gonna shit their pants when they find out that Bernie's a Jew.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (CTN7u)

82 Can you imagine a state of the union address delivered by angry Uncle Bernie?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (Dc2NZ)

83 Donors and VIPs - SuperDelegates?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (aKsyK)

84 Amy Klobuchar's hair looks like the one included in LEGO sets. It's probably attached to a peg sticking out of the top of her head.
Posted by: logprof
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Awful.

Posted by: Barky at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (xSo9G)

85 Bibi a racist...strong words. Bernie didn't need to go there but chose to.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (ja/kn)

86 Bloomberg, isn't he Jewish?


Let's cut up Israel. ...with dignity.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (MGjUO)

87 Bernie lived in Israel for "some months."

That makes him qualified about Israeli issues?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (+ZLGa)

88 With Jews like these, Israel doesn't need any enemies.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (VNfwt)

89 She's got some husky on her.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (lbYzk)

Hey! It was whiteout conditions, couldn't see a damned thing.

Posted by: Silver Chief, dog of the North at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (UODZ5)

90
God, I hope the Republicans don't have to do this in 2024.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (M9ntN)

91 Sanders and Warren are dipshits.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (t3YBx)

92 Joe: Me and Obama couldn't stop Russia winning the election for Trump because we didn't get the info until the end! Hmmm...sounds to me like an intelligence failure by all of those vaunted 17 intel agencies under Obama. Tell me how I don't understand, Joe.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (AMIL/)

93

Has Biden recounted when he looked Eisenhower right in the eye and told him look, I know the Inchon landing will work just trust me. And if we get our men there we can stop the Red Coats from burning down California and Ike said, It's a crazy plan but Joe I know you can do it. My word as a Biden that's what he said.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (8SGHB)

94 Liz Warren is a ditz... she shows herself tonight as such..

She only has bullshit..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (CjFDo)

95 Good thing the option was in there for "My country right (or wrong)" because we sure have taken a wrong turn somewhere!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (BiNEL)

96 "74 Bernie dodges, completely, question about moving embassy back to Tel Aviv."

Actually, if you disentangle his word salad, he said he would.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (puu6v)

97 Thumb on scale on just one side. Like Barry did ... ?

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (t3YBx)

98 Warren: Husky by Injection

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (CTN7u)

99 > Bernie Bros gonna shit their pants when they find out that Bernie's a Jew.

Like the woman in Iowa who found out that ButtJizz was gay.

Heh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (lbYzk)

100 Just finished cardio and am all kinds of sweaty. Beats watching the Dem "debate" clownshow.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (NWiLs)

101 Supposedly Biden said that 150,000,000 people have been killed with guns since 2007. That's nearly half the population of the USA. Impressive.

That would mean over 29,000 people have been killed A DAY in America, for 14 years straight, by my math.

Seems like someone would have noticed

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)

102 God, I hope the Republicans don't have to do this in 2024.


Not if we repeal the 22nd Amendment.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (oVJmc)

103 Steyer is running on debunked Russiarussiarussia?

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (nRWPy)

104 Bloomberg is a Jew like I am a ballerina...

Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (w7KSn)

105 Nora O'Donnell used to be a pretty woman
She's led a hard life

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (MGjUO)

106 God, I hope the Republicans don't have to do this in 2024.

GREAT NEWS! BOTH PARTIES WILL BE DOING THIS IN 2024!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (JCrfD)

107 Squanto wants to be a Pali ally? Fucking psycho!

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (ATCV4)

108 Klobby talking about "Hot Dishes"....


*snort*

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (CTN7u)

109 Warren refuses to answer about embassy in Jerusalem.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (xSo9G)

110 Biden remembers when Washington parachuted into the Little Big Horn.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (oVJmc)

111 OT but amusing...Iran's Deputy Health Minister sez "Everything's under control."

And...then it gets out that he's tested positive of the coronavirus.

Apparently Allah has a wicked sense of humor.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (W+kMI)

112 Klobby is all the fuck over the place.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (CTN7u)

113 The hot dish the President brought is his wife, you dried up hag!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (Vy7tf)

114 TDS ! TDS ! TDS!

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (CTN7u)

115 Amy - I would not give Kim Jung Un blow jobs without something in return!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (CjFDo)

116 90% of america has no idea what a "hot dish" is, amy.

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (nRWPy)

117 Let other people decide where the US embassy should be, Lizzie?

Really?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (+ZLGa)

118 You think they want a bunch of smelly Bernie Bros in the audience?

Posted by: Isophorone at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (Nrz1h)

119 Klobie has visions of Trump in his bathrobe.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (MGjUO)

120 111 OT but amusing...Iran's Deputy Health Minister sez "Everything's under control."

And...then it gets out that he's tested positive of the coronavirus.

Apparently Allah has a wicked sense of humor.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (W+kMI)

Echoes of Baghdad Bob.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (NWiLs)

121 Liz Warren is a ditz... she shows herself tonight as such..

She only has bullshit..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (CjFDo)


She's a perfessor so, . . . .

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (Y8PSl)

122 HOW DO YOU KNOW HE TWEETS IN HIS BATHROBE!!!!

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (t3YBx)

123 Joe: It's an Axis of Evil! Russia! China! And for old times' sake, Italy!

Posted by: mikeski at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (P1f+c)

124 Rezultz.? Really?

Posted by: Achromatic refuse at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (Hdg8X)

125 Joe's Inner Sundowner is coming out now.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (puu6v)

126 Uh, oh...Joe stumbling

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (xSo9G)

127 Joe ironically bitching about negotiating with dictators.



*cough Iran Deal cough*

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (CTN7u)

128 Ahem. The Israeli government would have to approve moving the Embassy back to Tel Aviv.

Rather large that's not how this works moment, Bernie.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (JCrfD)

129
Amy: I'd be that HOT DISH -- you'd be surprised what see-through sleepwear can accomplish!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (pNxlR)

130
Not if we repeal the 22nd Amendment.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

======

Hee hee hee.

Or if we get another amendment...allowing the President to appoint his son as his successor.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (M9ntN)

131 @44
It is more than a remote possibility.

This is not Reagan's America, every election has gotten dicer and dicier.

We have also just in the last 4 years, had 2.8 million people become naturalized citizens, 90 pct coming from countries that are either marxist, or weak "democracies."

These groups vote on average 3:1 to 5:1 Donk.

Plus you add in illegals voting and outright fraud and it more than possible for the election to go to the Donks.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (syrZF)

132 Joe's done.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (xSo9G)

133 Joe has another brain fart.

Sad.

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

134 Joe is shouting at the screen again

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (nRWPy)

135 All these fools speaking as though we are living in a depression.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (67sg6)

136 Slow Joe getting confused again.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (9iOtW)

137
this is really a shit show
I'm just rootin' for injuries

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (DUIap)

138 Poor Joe.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

139 The sun is going down, Joe. Down, Joe.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (ATCV4)

140 I mean just wow

Joe

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (rpxSz)

141 Joe - I would such a bring a Kim to China and Japan I mean Korea and here's what I was saying for years..

And that's what I have to say! Am I clear??

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (CjFDo)

142 Everybody tired.

Time to wheel these Memory Care facility alumni back to their rooms.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (CTN7u)

143 Gender bender. Not anymore.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (MGjUO)

144
Start the harmonica music as Joe rides off into the sunset.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (pNxlR)

145 I would pay good money to watch Joe's handlers throw a towel onto the debate stage.

Posted by: Splunge at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (dOV9E)

146 Bootygig wants to go to war in the middle east

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (nRWPy)

147
Fuck Syria!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (pNxlR)

148 Biden firewall, collapsed. He's gonna be out by March 3.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (xSo9G)

149 can we do the jammie dance at the NoVaMoMe?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (PkVlr)

150 First, of all , I stand with these people. Except I stand in South Bend and am happy just kissing my gay husband and complaining about my great life.

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

151 Bloomberg is actually the only one who has accomplished anything in office. IMHO he was a very good mayor. Now, though, he's apologizing for one of his most effective policies.

Welcome to the (Demotard) Party, pal!

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (oZuI0)

152 Jesus, if Slow Joe wins, we ARE going to be in a war with China.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (+ZLGa)

153 > And for old times' sake, Italy!

The Dey of Algiers grabbed a couple of our ships recently, I hear.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (lbYzk)

154 All these fools speaking as though we are living in a depression.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (67sg6)

And under Bambi it was the Roaring 20's all over again.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (Wge+f)

155 DENMARK!

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (OMmPm)

156 To sodomy, and BEYOND!!

Posted by: Jizz Buttqueer at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (RVcmP)

157 @101 Supposedly Biden said that 150,000,000 people have been killed with guns since 2007. That's nearly half the population of the USA. Impressive.

That would mean over 29,000 people have been killed A DAY in America, for 14 years straight, by my math.

Seems like someone would have noticed

------------------

A couple of years ago a Dem politician (can't remember which one off the top of my head, unfortunately, but it was either Mayor Emmanuel, or a governor) told the country that guns kill 93,000,000 people a day.

So at least their statistics are getting better, albeit ever so slowly.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (/sKj3)

158
can they all just implode?

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

159 A nood would have been nice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (ptqGC)

160 These people are masters of inept double speak

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (MGjUO)

161 Mass murder? Where?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (xSo9G)

162 A couple of years ago a Dem politician (can't remember which one off the top of my head, unfortunately, but it was either Mayor Emmanuel, or a governor) told the country that guns kill 93,000,000 people a day.

So at least their statistics are getting better, albeit ever so slowly.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (/sKj3)


I think it was Pelosi.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (AMIL/)

163 Faux: Get the NRA to kill millions in the middle east!

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (t3YBx)

164
God, I hope the Republicans don't have to do this in 2024.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


That debate will eclipse this one.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (aKsyK)

165
Time for Petey to tout the restorative healing power of daily buttsex

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (pNxlR)

166 Jane,
I nooded!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (UUBmN)

167 Look at Every Single One of these idiots on stage and imagine them as CinC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (ptqGC)

168 149 can we do the jammie dance at the NoVaMoMe?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (PkVlr)
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I'll bring the knives, and Weasel will bring the psilocybins!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

169 Mass murder? Where?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (xSo9G)


Comrade Bernie: Soon

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (8SGHB)

170
We're going to have to revive the Chinese Exclusion Act.

https://tinyurl.com/t9npyg7

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (M9ntN)

171 Napoleon Soda-part.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (LxTcq)

172 told the country that guns kill 93,000,000 people a day.


Kaine

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (nRWPy)

173 Denmark....a nation with about as many people as some large US metro areas.

Yeah, we should do what they do. NOT.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (+ZLGa)

174 A nood would have been nice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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1218 Not ONT nood...
Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM
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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (xSo9G)

175 Oh boy....words to live by! And I was about to turn the debate off.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (L3Rsz)

176 Its going to be Cruz or Desantis we have any worries 2024

Posted by: drunkineastmesa at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (qg04w)

177 Oh boy. After the break they're going to ask personal questions!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (ptqGC)

178 i'm not watching. y'all are way too cerebral for my trailer park brain.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (KP5rU)

179 You think they want a bunch of smelly Bernie Bros in the audience?
Posted by: Isophorone at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM


It's like nobody remembers our fart-in at the 2016 Dem National Convention.

Posted by: Bernie Bros at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (DMUuz)

180 I admit, I haven't watched the whole debate but from what I have seen, have the male debate moderators asks any questions? I haven't heard from them once.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (cF8AT)

181
Break! Time for the fruit roll-ups and juice boxes!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (pNxlR)

182 These people are masters of inept double speak
Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (MGjUO)


These people are masters of gibberish.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (z79tQ)

183 Bernie should have the old Soviet National Anthem played whenever he is introduced. It is his song!

Posted by: William Eaton at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (cfkTP)

184
We have also just in the last 4 years, had 2.8 million people become
naturalized citizens, 90 pct coming from countries that are either
marxist, or weak "democracies." These groups vote on average 3:1 to 5:1 Donk.

Plus you add in illegals voting and outright fraud and it more than possible for the election to go to the Donks.

Yup.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (N30JC)

185 A nood would have been nice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (ptqGC)


@ # 1211.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (Y8PSl)

186 177 Oh boy. After the break they're going to ask personal questions!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (ptqGC)
---

"What's your favorite lube?"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 09:52 PM (Dc2NZ)

187 Oh dear God, asking them what words they live by....this oughta be epic.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:52 PM (+ZLGa)

188 Peter's gonna spout scripture..bank on it. Gay scripture, natch.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 09:52 PM (L3Rsz)

189 After the break, questions about y'all's personal philosophies.

Can't wait for this by which I mean...SMOD deliver us now!

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:52 PM (9iOtW)

190 @162 I think it was Pelosi.

-----------------

She might have said it at one point. But the politician that I remember hearing about was male. And far to the east of California.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 09:52 PM (/sKj3)

191 Denmark....a nation with about as many people as some large US metro areas.

Yeah, we should do what they do. NOT.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
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I want someone to ask Bernie if he knows that Denmark has NO minimum wage, and lower corporate taxes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:52 PM (xSo9G)

192
174 A nood would have been nice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Yeah, when I scored back to back comments, I figured all y'all had skedaddled.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:52 PM (pNxlR)

193


She might have said it at one point. But the politician that I
remember hearing about was male. And far to the east of California.



McAuliffe.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:52 PM (oVJmc)

194 Nice classy touch with the freedom from religion ad, dnc.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:53 PM (67sg6)

195 have the male debate moderators asks any questions? I haven't heard from them once.
Posted by: Tami


Those are bouncers, not moderators. They're worried Joe is gonna start some fisticuffs, and Klobie is gonna lay him out.

Posted by: mikeski at February 25, 2020 09:53 PM (P1f+c)

196 I don't know whether to laugh or cry that these peanuts are actually considered Presidential Candidates.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:53 PM (qu1px)

197 181

And time to air out the marijuana stench from the building.

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at February 25, 2020 09:53 PM (OisDX)

198 I admit, I haven't watched the whole debate but from what I have seen, have the male debate moderators asks any questions? I haven't heard from them once.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (cF8AT)

About 10-15 minutes ago is the only one I remember.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:53 PM (+ZLGa)

199 159
A nood would have been nice.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (ptqGC)

Jane did you ever try Vitamin C to help sleep? If you already told me, I missed it, sorry.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2020 09:53 PM (Wge+f)

200 "148 Biden firewall, collapsed. He's gonna be out by March 3."

Mr. Dementia has convinced himself South Carolina will be the first primary he ever won in three presidential elections. Even if so, it would be the last one, too. Pathetic but he's such a nasty fuck his unintentional self-debasement is amusing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:53 PM (puu6v)

201 Ex Fox guy asked one.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:53 PM (MGjUO)

202 Ask booty if he needs a diaper

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (nRWPy)

203
God, I hope the Republicans don't have to do this in 2024.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

That debate will eclipse this one.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

=====

Lordies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (M9ntN)

204 Great . A Freedom From Religion ad. They know their audience.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (ptqGC)

205 I only caught the second half, but I think Klob won followed closely by Pete. If only because they came across as not crazed.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (zqs/f)

206 I think it was Pelosi.

It was that rat f**ker that was Virginia governor. A real snake. Friend of the Clinton's.

Can NOT remember his name.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (VNfwt)

207 I don't know whether to laugh or cry that these peanuts are actually considered Presidential Candidates.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:53 PM (qu1px)

Just imagine they're the candidates and all we have on our side is a Romney or Fuckstain McCain. Not hard to imagine. In fact all you have to do is remember.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (Wge+f)

208 Yep I got in the nood last thread and I could have been first if I'd wanted, on this thread.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (JKNZq)

209 @193
McAuliffe.

----------------

Yeah, now I think you're right. I think he was the one.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (/sKj3)

210
Pelosi was the idiot who said this country was losing something like 500,000 jobs per week -- that number is not right, but basically she was saying that no one would have a job after damn few more weeks.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (pNxlR)

211 Carbs help sleep

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (nRWPy)

212 Someone else today had something like "Sodo Grabbins of the Shire". I am ever in danger of chuckling in my cubical thanks to you terrible people.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (LxTcq)

213 196

Ok, now I'm imagining all of them as Charlie Brown's teacher.

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (OisDX)

214 I'm not watching the silly thing, I'm just reading these threads and some twitter feeds - and I think I'm getting more out of that!

I just saw one twitter comment that had me LOL: "Not only are the inmates running the asylum, they've pantsed the moderators and left a deuce in the pool!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (V2Yro)

215 don't know whether to laugh or cry that these peanuts are actually considered Presidential Candidates.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:53 PM (qu1px)


Embrace the power of "and."

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:55 PM (9iOtW)

216 I did try Vit. C. Didn't help.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:55 PM (ptqGC)

217 198 I admit, I haven't watched the whole debate but from what I have seen, have the male debate moderators asks any questions? I haven't heard from them once.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (cF8AT)

There will be no mansplaining or manquisition permitted.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:55 PM (NWiLs)

218 Pelosi said we were losing like 17 million jobs a month or some stupid shit back in 2008.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 25, 2020 09:55 PM (JcXHH)

219 203
God, I hope the Republicans don't have to do this in 2024.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Ronald Reagan said we must do it everyday or we will lose it.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:55 PM (MGjUO)

220 Denmark is not a socialist country...there, I said it!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 09:55 PM (UUBmN)

221 Hmmm a hillary ad

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:55 PM (67sg6)

222 216 I did try Vit. C. Didn't help.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:55 PM (ptqGC)


Nembutal

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:55 PM (MGjUO)

223 hulu is gonna do a 'Hillary' special

Drunken staggering. Coughin up mucus balls.


Must See TV.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (CTN7u)

224 Each of Democrat candidates are so good during this debate that I am willing to accept th VP slot for anyone of them.

It's the only way.......

Posted by: The Hillary for President in 2121 PAC at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (Pgcou)

225 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (N30JC)

--Viking the Kitten????

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (oZuI0)

226 Jeebus. This is going to be gag-worthy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (ptqGC)

227 this is a shitshow in a dumpster fire... how anyone can watch this and still vote democrat. idk

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (+NdM9)

228

"It was that rat f**ker that was Virginia governor. A real snake. Friend of the Clinton's. "

Terry MacAuliffe?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (lg/F7)

229 No Steyer you're nuts.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (MGjUO)

230 Everybody behind Bloomberg in that ad look like their mother just died.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (+ZLGa)

231 Omg. Steyer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (ptqGC)

232 The period where Joe Biden becomes president would be known as the New Weimar Republic.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (ATCV4)

233 >>Carbs help sleep


Crabs on the otherhand...

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (2bnkh)

234 What helped me sleep is a wedge pillow. I kept waking up congested and couldn't get back to sleep. The wedge fixed that. And I mix up vitamin C and magnesium to drink during the night, to help keep my sinuses clear.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (JKNZq)

235 Joe Biden wrote that bill, well, if he didn't write that bill he sure was in the room, I mean, if he wasn't in the room he made the paper it was written on, er, ah, he ordered it from Office Depot. Look, they called him Joey the Bill back in the day, when Corn Pop was the shizzle.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (sM+h7)

236 Ronald Reagan said we must do it everyday or we will lose it.
Posted by: Braenyard



Everyone! Fap faster!!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (Xr3y2)

237 IT'S RIGGED!!!!
The Bernie Bros are p*ssed.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (wiXsO)

238 So, when does Hillary arrange for patient zero to be in the audience?

Posted by: Schuler at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (ySdHR)

239 > Someone else today had something like "Sodo Grabbins of the Shire".

Announcer (voiceover): "We've replaced these Democratic candidates with Lord of the Rings characters. Let's see if anyone notices."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (lbYzk)

240 Boring lady says she's not boring.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (cF8AT)

241 Amy mentions Wellstone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (ptqGC)

242 Terry MacAuliffe?
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian

YES! Thank you.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (VNfwt)

243 Amy...that was boring.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (qu1px)

244 I want someone to ask Bernie if he knows that Denmark has NO minimum wage, and lower corporate taxes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:52 PM (xSo9G)



They want us to be like Europe except for all the stuff they want to ignore about Europe. Like they want us to be like France except for their use of Nuclear power and abortion laws.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (Z7lwY)

245 Boring lady is boring....

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (cF8AT)

246 Tom Steyer is scary as hell.

"the missiles are flying. Hallelujah! Hallelujah!"

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (CTN7u)

247
My motto is, "Gawd, all y'all are SO dumb!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (pNxlR)

248 Steyer, I draw a cross on hand to remind self to be honest

Oh please!

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (UvJJq)

249 Kloby's biggest misconception is she likes butt games

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (rpxSz)

250 Joe Bite-Me in South Carolina saying he will take our guns...Sure he will...and santa will come down my chimney with the december Penthouse pet as my gift....dementia Joe done..Bernie is just a heart attack away from the nomination....send HIM that Pet!

Posted by: ConcealedKerryorSubMitt at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (ZvuEr)

251 this is a waste of time. who cares about their damn motto?

Posted by: Quint at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (n13/j)

252 All these 'democratic socialist' countries that Bernie loves so much are dying. Dwindling in power, in wealth, in drive, in culture, and in vitality. All those Euro countries have to join together to try to prop each other up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (oVJmc)

253


Ah Wellstone...here come the tears.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (lg/F7)

254 Ok, now I'm imagining all of them as Charlie Brown's teacher.
Posted by: Happy Fun Ball


Wah? Wah wah wah, wah wah!

/raises middle finder, offscreen

Posted by: Charlie Brown's teacher at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (P1f+c)

255 Can't wait for MisHum's "Tuesday Overnight Open Thread: 'I'd Rather Listen to Yoko Than These Debating DNC Clowns' Edition"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)

256 Where is this thing on?

Been watching hovkey.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (2bnkh)

257 Not a joke

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (nRWPy)

258 Fuck. Not Paul Wellstone again.

And Captain Memory Unit is jabber-salading.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (fgkVZ)

259 By mid-summer he'll be tanned, rested, and ready to be chosen as the nominee, by the superdelegates, when Bernie fails to win on the first ballot due to shenanigans by Tom Perez.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (AMIL/)

260 241 Amy mentions Wellstone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (ptqGC)

--When RBG croaks, her funeral will outdo Wellstone's.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (oZuI0)

261 Klobuchar says her goal to improve peoples lives

Is she the one that makes her Interns shave her legs?

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (UvJJq)

262 "I'm putting Stacey Abrams on the Supreme Court, not a joke, not a joke."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (puu6v)

263 Biden. Yeesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (ptqGC)

264 Joe Biden is a black woman!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (Vy7tf)

265 Amy, I hope you swallow, because you're boring as hell.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (+ZLGa)

266 My Motto: commies suck

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (nRWPy)

267


That voice of Klobbys, so whiny. Good grief.

Ehhh Doug and Wendy Whiner.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (lg/F7)

268 Even treat lying dog-faced pony soldier's with respect.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (qu1px)

269 Biden has one creepy ass smile

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (rpxSz)

270 this is LESS organized that the skinhead fight on geraldo...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (+NdM9)

271
But my boy, Hunter, he deserved that $82,500 per month!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (pNxlR)

272 259 By mid-summer he'll be tanned, rested, and ready to be chosen as the nominee, by the superdelegates, when Bernie fails to win on the first ballot due to shenanigans by Tom Perez.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (AMIL/)

I mean Joe.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (AMIL/)

273 Bernie the commie singing commie songs with commies in Russia.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (MGjUO)

274 Its going to be Cruz or Desantis we have any worries 2024

On my list right now:

Pence
Cruz
Abbott
Desantis
Rubio
Scott (yes, 3 from Florida, 2 from Texas)
Cotton
Pompeo
Haley
Grenell
Santorum, because he can't help himself
Ernst
Sununu
Portman (sigh--please clap)


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (JCrfD)

275 Bernie - Healthcare is a human right.

Drink!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (CDGwz)

276 Oh, and fuck all these commie assholes with rusty hammers and sickles.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (fgkVZ)

277 Mandela the commie?

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (nRWPy)

278 1) No one is better than anyone else.
2) I'm going to pick a Supreme Court justice based on skin color and genitalia.

Yeah, Joe. Whatever.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (lbYzk)

279 Biden: "everybody should be treated wit dignity, except you fucking deplorables."

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (+ZLGa)

280 Jeebus, Sanders using raaaaacism and doesn't give his philosophy.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (9iOtW)

281 Yikes. Bernie quoting Biden's BFF Mandela.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (ptqGC)

282 They can't seem to answer two simple questions without blather.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (Vy7tf)

283 I just saw one twitter comment that had me LOL: "Not only are the inmates running the asylum, they've pantsed the moderators and left a deuce in the pool!"

Its okay, its just a candy bar!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (KZzsI)

284 Vapid quote from Mandela, by Bernie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (CDGwz)

285 I like tom cotton

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (nRWPy)

286 Let's kill Black babies at 4x the rate of white or you can't be a Bernie Democrat

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (qu1px)

287 Amy mentions Wellstone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (ptqGC)

--When RBG croaks, her funeral will outdo Wellstone's.
Posted by: logprof



When RBG croaks, all these people will have been dead for decades.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (Xr3y2)

288

wasn't Mandela a Commie too?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (lg/F7)

289 garrett,
here:

https://youtu.be/klDbFuxmXrA


LMAO, more dislikes than likes

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (oZuI0)

290 Joe is so defensive it's pathetic.

Almost 80 yrs old.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (CTN7u)

291 One day, if I work hard and pay attention, I will have the gravitas of a Stacey Abrams. She has so much to teach us. If this country finally grows up, we might one day deserve the service she gives to us. I weep for those who don't worship her.

Posted by: Jizz Buttqueer at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (RVcmP)

292 @261 Is she the one that makes her Interns shave her legs?

----------------

Not sure about that. But she is the one that's thrown at least one binder at her employees.

She claims she merely dropped it.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (/sKj3)

293 this is LESS organized that the skinhead fight on geraldo...

I am completely in favor of Geraldo getting his nose broken again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (JCrfD)

294 Liz quoting the Bible.

I cannot even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (ptqGC)

295 And here's squaw taking back the bible from the butt-thumper.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (fgkVZ)

296
Well, we need Hillary, Hunter, Sundown Joe and your wife Jane in jail, for starters, Bern.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (pNxlR)

297 Sanders: the misconception about me is I am a radical!

Quotes Mandela. Personal thought. Will Mandela in 50 years be seen as an Uncle Tom?

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (UvJJq)

298 Don't tell Liz

but Injuns generally have small ears

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (rpxSz)

299 A mother commie quoting the bible and using the KING JAMES VERSION

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (nRWPy)

300 They can't seem to answer two one[ simple questions without blather.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid

Edited

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (CDGwz)

301 Warren quotes the Bible, bursts into flame.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (CTN7u)

302
Then leave, if you never were supposed to be on that stage.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (pNxlR)

303 I'm surprised warren didn't go up in a burst of smoke.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (qu1px)

304 Gag, bootygig is PASSIONATE

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (nRWPy)

305 Thanks Prof

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (2bnkh)

306 Paul Wellstone, for crying out loud, that was almost 30 years ago

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (KZzsI)

307 After tonight dementia Joe might as well be running for the senate he lost!

Posted by: ConcealedKerryorSubMitt at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (ZvuEr)

308 How we treat other people. ORANGE MAN BAD. Gulags for deplorables.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (t3YBx)

309 I eat pow wow chow all the time!

Posted by: Chief sitting bullshit at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (Vy7tf)

310 So... Liz... "Least of your brethren" doesn't include unborn babies, I guess?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (lbYzk)

311 who ever had Booty gag for scripture, Warren beat him to it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (z79tQ)

312
My Motto: commies suck

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (nRWPy)

Better dead than Red. It was a popular and even common motto not that many years ago. Today, most have never heard it and certainly would never say it.

Not most here, just most.

Posted by: Quint at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (n13/j)

313 Ugh....slice and dice (abortion at any point) the least of these, yes, Lizzy?

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (L3Rsz)

314 Booty-Man. My only fault is that I'm just so good.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (qu1px)

315 Buttgiggy doesn't think we believe he's passionate. And now he's bringing up the Bible.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (ptqGC)

316 Buttgig has no personality , he is renting Obama's.


Sick fuck.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (CTN7u)

317
Look, they called him Joey the Bill back in the day, when Corn Pop was the shizzle.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter


He's just a bill up on capitol hill.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (aKsyK)

318 Liz, the crazt eyes aren't a good look

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (AX8BK)

319 Anti-God pieces of shit sure like quoting the Bible.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (JcXHH)

320


Here's Pete with that fake modesty.

He's so passionate.

He is!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (lg/F7)

321 Oh...Petey appeals to Jesus.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (CDGwz)

322 God, Mayor Pete sounds like Obama with this answer.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (zqs/f)

323 Pete is against Flaps of all kinds

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (2bnkh)

324 Buttboi's gay

who knew

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (rpxSz)

325 Yeah, they're real christian now.


Babies on pitchforks

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (nRWPy)

326 Lizzie is a fighter, the war feathers in her hair prove that.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (+ZLGa)

327 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (JCrfD)

--You left out The Donald The Junior.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (oZuI0)

328 I don't even want to think about you being "passionate", Pete.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (lbYzk)

329 I have a ring!

Posted by: Buttstuff at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (Vy7tf)

330 Suddenly all the Dems are quoting scripture?

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (AX8BK)

331 Here it comes, the Booty script...
This guy skeeves me out

Gay-bama.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (z79tQ)

332 It is done.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (CTN7u)

333


Pete can basically heal us all.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (lg/F7)

334 And Mikey Bloombox. Dumbass.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (fgkVZ)

335 Maybe in 2024 the GOP can grow a pair and create their own forum. Not pick one run by people who want to make us look bad.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (LxTcq)

336 Well, that was painful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (ptqGC)

337 Oh...the male moderators are completely gone now.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (cF8AT)

338 As sure as I am wearing this wedding ring...

Oh shut up Pete.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (UvJJq)

339
Mayor Howdy Doody and Chubble: Dims' Dream Ticket for 2028.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (pNxlR)

340 298

There's one thing agree with Bernie about. He isn't radical. All of the democrats are like him. Only difference is that he freely admits it.

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (OisDX)

341 Its all over but the shouting.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (9iOtW)

342 Biden's motto

c'mon man

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (rpxSz)

343 Buttgag is Anti-Christ. He literally stands against Jesus, but using the words of the Bible to do so. He's evil.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (KZzsI)

344


Pete can heal us all, but the douche can't even heal South fucking Bend.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (lg/F7)

345 The homo quotes the Bible, what a surprise.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (+ZLGa)

346 Even the moderators want this comedy show to end.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (qu1px)

347
Not paying me enough to laugh at your "joke", Bloomie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (pNxlR)

348 330. I threw up in my mouth a little when I heard that.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (fgkVZ)

349 --You left out The Donald The Junior.

I don't want that. Dynasties are bad.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (JCrfD)

350 332
Suddenly all the Dems are quoting scripture?



For their own purposes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (oVJmc)

351 ont

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (l3+k2)

352 I think most of the CBS studio cleared out around "Cuba".

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (CTN7u)

353 @307 Paul Wellstone, for crying out loud, that was almost 30 years ago

------------------

And given how well the funeral turned political rally turned out for the hapless Mondale (he lost, becoming the only American to lose in all fifty states), you'd think that they'd avoid mentioning it.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (/sKj3)

354 Squanto Warren took all of the peyote and now the rest of the tribe is pissed off.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (ATCV4)

355 Sorry, Chaz, the flap is closed tonight.

Posted by: Buttstuff at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (Vy7tf)

356 I lost money betting at last one would com out in a Kobe jersey.

Posted by: Bensdad00 at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (UCCfH)

357 Suddenly all the Dems are quoting scripture?


Like Satan did.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (CTN7u)

358 Bernie's socialism/communism/Trotskyism brought up but totally not dealt with. Brushed under the rug, nothing to see here...

Posted by: Arcadia at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (/hCZX)

359 So the actual tard fight is over now? The rest is just going to be the idiot talking heads telling us who they think "won"?

IMO, the winner is, once again, Donald Trump.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (lbYzk)

360 I'm still amused at Warren quoting the bible using the 1600s version, Ye! Thou!

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (nRWPy)

361 @337

Never going to happen, for the GOP, the degradation is part of the kink.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (syrZF)

362 >>I have a ring!


But I seem to have misplaced my wristwach!?

Posted by: Mayo Pete at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (2bnkh)

363
352 332
Suddenly all the Dems are quoting scripture?

For their own purposes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (oVJmc)


Well, we are our brother's keeper!

[ I HATE that deliberate twisting
with the heat of one million suns ]

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (pNxlR)

364


And given how well the funeral turned political rally turned out for
the hapless Mondale (he lost, becoming the only American to lose in all
fifty states), you'd think that they'd avoid mentioning it.



He won MN (his home state).

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 10:05 PM (oVJmc)

365 352 332
Suddenly all the Dems are quoting scripture?


For their own purposes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (oVJmc)


Yeah, because they're Righteous Democratic Christians, not Deplorable Christians.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2020 10:05 PM (AMIL/)

366 And given how well the funeral turned political rally turned out for the hapless Mondale (he lost, becoming the only American to lose in all fifty states), you'd think that they'd avoid mentioning it.


Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (/sKj3)

I think you're getting your Democrats mixed up.

Understandable though, they all suck.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 10:05 PM (+ZLGa)

367 248 Steyer, I draw a cross on hand to remind self to be honest
Oh please!
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (UvJJq)

I saw an interview with Steyer about a month ago where he talked about these weird heiroglyphic cross - shapes he draws on his hand every day (they are NOT a Christian cross) and I realized he really has done this for much of his adult life, and then I realized oh my god, Steyer is a real life Psycho Killer. He's probably got body parts that he's "harvested" in his basement somewhere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:05 PM (V2Yro)

368 That's it. I'm out.

Posted by: Jerry Springer Show at February 25, 2020 10:05 PM (6eEQ+)

369 I don't want that. Dynasties are bad.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (JCrfD)

--I dislike them as well, but that possibility is out there.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 10:05 PM (oZuI0)

370 Being tempted in the desert includes satan offering a political solution quoting scripture.

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 10:05 PM (nRWPy)

371 A U.S. serviceman stationed in South Korea has been diagnosed with corona virus.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 25, 2020 10:06 PM (sGotD)

372 Democrats sure as shit don't like Jesus saying "render unto Caesar whit is Caesar's . . ."

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 10:06 PM (oZuI0)

373 So it was dog pile on Bernie? LOL.. Luckily for him no one watches this crap

Posted by: It's me donna at February 25, 2020 10:06 PM (6XlcD)

374 That was bad.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 10:06 PM (zqs/f)

375 Misconception : That I'm some sort of Commie!

Credo : To each according to his need, from each according to his ability.

Posted by: Bernie at February 25, 2020 10:06 PM (2bnkh)

376


Bootyjudge has that eveil look of that creep Strozk.

Same satanic demeanor.

Jeezus these people are weird.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 10:07 PM (lg/F7)

377 Agree serious cat. Do not see how it was good for them.

Rush will be fun tomorrow.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 10:08 PM (UvJJq)

378 The only conclusion I can draw, is that no one is afraid of Slow Joe anymore. He's done. The evening of the SC primary, he's out. By Monday, for sure.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 10:08 PM (xSo9G)

379 I liked the way they all pledged to give women the vote and free the slaves.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 25, 2020 10:08 PM (Ndje9)

380 I missed most of it, anything funny?

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 10:09 PM (nRWPy)

381 So did Alfred E Buttplug quote that commandment about Covet not thy neighbor's ass?

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 10:09 PM (fgkVZ)

382 Good night all. Gotta get up at Skip-time tomorrow.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 25, 2020 10:09 PM (sGotD)

383 Bootyjudge has that eveil look of that creep Strozk.

Same satanic demeanor.

Jeezus these people are weird.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian
----------

Ted Bundy, without the good looks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 10:10 PM (xSo9G)

384 "371 248 Steyer, I draw a cross on hand to remind self to be honest
Oh please!
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (UvJJq)

I saw an interview with Steyer about a month ago where he talked about these weird heiroglyphic cross - shapes he draws on his hand every day (they are NOT a Christian cross) and I realized he really has done this for much of his adult life, and then I realized oh my god, Steyer is a real life Psycho Killer. He's probably got body parts that he's "harvested" in his basement somewhere."

Steyer is batshit crazy, no doubt about it. Bloomberg is running primarily because he has billions invested in China and wants to protect it. Why is Steyer running? There's no way to rationalize it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 10:10 PM (puu6v)

385 I missed most of it, anything funny?
Posted by: dagny
-------

Anything by Bernie.

Joe had a couple of very sad moments.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (xSo9G)

386 >>I missed most of it, anything funny?


Pete Buttigieg wants you to know he's totes seriously married. Just like anyone else.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (2bnkh)

387 Pete never quotes Romans 1.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (oVJmc)

388 @390 Steyer is batshit crazy, no doubt about it. Bloomberg is running primarily because he has billions invested in China and wants to protect it. Why is Steyer running? There's no way to rationalize it.

------------------

Steyer's probably running because he's obsessed with Trump. The guy's been running anti-Trump ads here in California since literally right after the 2016 election.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (/sKj3)

389 And given how well the funeral turned political rally turned out for the hapless Mondale (he lost, becoming the only American to lose in all fifty states), you'd think that they'd avoid mentioning it.
He won MN (his home state).
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 10:05 PM (oVJmc)

The Funeral in question took place in 2002. Paul Wellstone was running for a Minnesota Senate seat against Republican Coleman, and had been leading when he died in a plane crash a few weeks before the election. Mondale was tapped to take Wellstone's place, as he was the senior unemployed Democrat in Minnesota. Then came the oppressively political and televised funeral, which led to widespread disgust and a Coleman victory.

It was said at the time that not only was it tragic that Wellstone died at the peak of his political career, but then he was sent off to eternity in a casket plastered with MONDALE 2002 bumper stickers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (V2Yro)

390 >>>I liked the way they all pledged to give women the vote and free the slaves.<<<


I'm okay with this, but when did they decide to give women a seat on the judiciary?

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 10:13 PM (ATCV4)

391 was just listening to the hippie anthem.

Teach,

Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young.

love that song.



Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (PkVlr)

392 I only watched the last thirty minutes or so. But Bernie looked better at this than the others. He seemed to have answers ready that fit his view. The guy is a Commie. He thinks the Dem base is ready to embrace a Commie while the others want to scare them off of him. It is really that simple.

I doubt he lost much here. If this debate were held a decade or two ago, he would have to end his campaign tomorrow.

Posted by: Quint at February 25, 2020 10:17 PM (n13/j)

393 Does anyone remember Connie Talbot ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmtP8X4ZErs

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:19 PM (XzVUd)

394 Coming soon: Klobucharmin, the toilet paper that doesn't give a shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 10:20 PM (kL4TC)

395 400 Does anyone remember Connie Talbot ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmtP8X4ZErs
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:19 PM (XzVUd)

How about Vera Lynn?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 25, 2020 10:21 PM (1CjJc)

396 Sigh. Husband has Scout meeting on Tuesday night, and then he and the other leaders/Scout dads go to the local pub/diner to hang out.

My husband comes in and says, "Give me the Readers Digest version of the debate."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 10:22 PM (ptqGC)

397 402 How about Vera Lynn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:24 PM (XzVUd)

398 Still wondering about Klobuchar's "first 100 days" and why she thinks rejoining the Paris Climate Accord and firing Betsy DeVos will somehow make everything better.

Posted by: PaddyBeaner at February 25, 2020 10:34 PM (jlmBM)

399 Was Busy doing other stuff but was wondering who received surprise anal during the Socialist debate Tonight?

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 25, 2020 10:38 PM (33p6A)

400 I missed most of it, anything funny?
Posted by: dagny at February 25,

All of it.

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 10:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

Democrat Debate in South Carolina
Or Open Thread, If You Don't Care

It's on CBS -- I'm told it's a "free for all" and that they're really attacking each other again.

Link here.

(Sorry for the late posting -- I didn't realize this was on tonight. Man, the pace of this is really speeding up.)

Posted by: Ace at 08:15 PM




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1 They're ALL GAY!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:15 PM (oVJmc)

2 It's On!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:15 PM (yQpMk)

3 So is Mr. Aspie Billionaire doing better this time?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2020 08:16 PM (WI7YS)

4 It's like a good SNL skit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:16 PM (yQpMk)

5 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at February 25, 2020 08:16 PM (1XAal)

6 Hey look at all the white people.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 25, 2020 08:16 PM (E7vND)

7 I want punches to be thrown, or at least some bitch slapping.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (haWye)

8 Does Joe know where he is?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (jUGaQ)

9 When in doubt I whip it out

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (NWiLs)

10 None of us have the lived experiences of being black or brown, says Mayor Buttygig.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (9iOtW)

11 I can confidently predict that Donald Trump will win this debate also.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (yQpMk)

12 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (arJlL)

13 Nood announced

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (vd8XM)

14 Fucking commie cocksuckers, the whole lot of them.

Posted by: Al Swearengen at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (MfcWu)

15 Marge Gunderson weighs in.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (E7vND)

16 "I'm so humble!"--Mayor McCheese

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (Ndje9)

17 I'll take it up the ass for $99.99!

Posted by: Peter Buttplug at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (TsjXL)

18 Have the Bernie Bros stormed the stage yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (k7lPP)

19 Is Joe attacking the other Biden?

Posted by: mark1971 at February 25, 2020 08:18 PM (xPl2J)

20 Apropos of nothing, Mrs928's brined pork chops were delicious.

Envy me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:18 PM (yQpMk)

21 Anyone notice it was a bat in the movie Contagen?

Posted by: Yo! at February 25, 2020 08:18 PM (1XAal)

22 We need this to be a 10 on the shit show scale.

Posted by: Ha at February 25, 2020 08:18 PM (EsGqq)

23 Is EMS on standby?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 25, 2020 08:18 PM (jUGaQ)

24 Where's my box?!

Posted by: Mini Mike at February 25, 2020 08:18 PM (l3+k2)

25 I'm told it's a "free for all"

FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Free Shit Army at February 25, 2020 08:18 PM (CTN7u)

26 I'm waiting for little boys to storm the stage for Buttgiggy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

27 Is Mayor Pete actually Celtics head coach Brad Stevens?

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:18 PM (AX8BK)

28 All those white people up there are all for lots of abortions for black and brown babies...right up to and maybe slightly after birth.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:18 PM (L3Rsz)

29 Anyone notice it was a bat in the movie Contagen?


What a mean thing to say about Gwyneth Paltrow.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (yQpMk)

30 Two billionaires, an old solialist millionaire, a fake Indian, a has been VP, a Queer and Minnesota Fats. America, what a country.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (9iOtW)

31 How many damned times has Liz worn that stupid jacket?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

32 See the Marx Brothers in the hilarious new romp

B A T
S O U P

In theatres this spring!

Posted by: Universal Pictures at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (ACqut)

33 Everyone other than Pete is over 70 yo

Posted by: Yo! at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (1XAal)

34 Two black guys seeing Mayor Pete in the back of a garbage truck, "throwing away a perfectly good white boy."

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (k7lPP)

35 The comments on here are probably more entertaining than the actual debate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (WI7YS)

36 Not sure I can stay with this much long.

Their voices annoy me....

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (cF8AT)

37 Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg rhetorically pander for the black vote.

Bloomberg passed out walking around money.

We'll see.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (puu6v)

38 Angry squaw make bad medicine.

Attachs little man with many pelts.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (E7vND)

39 I miss Tulsi Eye Candy

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (AX8BK)

40 Bloomberg hates fake Indians!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (Orx/W)

41 All those white people up there are against allowing poor, ethnic children to go to schools of their parent's choice.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (L3Rsz)

42 There is only one person on this stage that doesn't want to buttrape your children! You guess who!

Posted by: Peter Buttplug at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (TsjXL)

43 I would vote for Amy Kochblocker if I were voting for High School Mock UN Speaker.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (VNfwt)

44 I've never actually noticed but is Klobuchar umm sturdy?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (jUGaQ)

45 Mike's gonna slap a bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

46 Lizzy beating up on Bloomy.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (cF8AT)

47 How many damned times has Liz worn that stupid jacket?


She sewed it from the hide of the sacred buffalo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (oVJmc)

48
We need this to be a 10 on the shit show scale.
Posted by: Ha


It goes to eleventy!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (aKsyK)

49 >>>I'm told it's a "free for all"

When in doubt I whip it out
I got me a rock 'n' roll band

Posted by: mark1971 at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (xPl2J)

50 This is the debate equivalent of a bucket of crabs

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (32YRo)

51 I'm told it's a "free for all" and that they're really attacking each other again.

Which one will be the first to fire on Fort Sumter?

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (pPNCa)

52 They have debates every Tuesday, don't they? No wonder Bloomberg skipped the first thirteen.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (jOEDM)

53 Bloomberg was mayor on 9/11. Who knew?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (puu6v)

54 Not watching the debate.

But, Bloomberg already has ads out addressing the sexual harassment charges he'll get tonight.

Twenty or so women saying how Bloomy is the best, most supportive man evah!

Man, having that kind of money is great.


He must be spending like crazy.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (z0XD8)

55 Playing the 911 NYC card already? Oy

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (AX8BK)

56 Having them raise their hands like agitated kindergarteners probably wasn't the best idea.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (oVJmc)

57 >>> Open Thread, If You Don't Care

I'm rooting for multiple casualties.

Posted by: fluffy at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (dCRRg)

58 How many damned times has Liz worn that stupid jacket?



Sanders isn't wearing any underwear.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (yQpMk)

59 Oh brother...Bloomie and his own version of his manifest destiny.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (L3Rsz)

60 When did Bloomberg "step on the smoldering pile of 9/11"!?

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (cF8AT)

61 This debate is a day early; tomorrow is Ash Wednesday, kicking off 40 days of repentance. I'm putting off tge self-mortification until then!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (/+bwe)

62 Fen,
Of that, I am sure!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (E3FAu)

63 It's a blood letting

None of these shots are going to be able to debate Trump

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (vPKfA)

64 Bloomturd can't seem to take a hint

GTFO

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (rpxSz)

65 Here comes the stories

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (AX8BK)

66 Moderator has NO control.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (Orx/W)

67 Willowed...For all the pessimists
409
Here you go:
Cambridge based Moderna coronavirus vaccine shipped to NIH for testing

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (QzF6i)

68 Pregnant squaw lie

Posted by: Redenzo at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (E7vND)

69 Grump, those who brag about food need to post the recipe!

What was used for the brine?

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (TB3mA)

70 I simply cannot put myself through it again...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (CDGwz)

71 OMG. Lizzie lying about being fired for being pregnant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

72 Sauaw Liz has another story, fake again.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (9iOtW)

73 Liz doubling down on lie she was fired for being pregnant. Sheesh.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (VNfwt)

74 Has Steyer gotten to say anything?
Oh, not the preggers story again.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (8B6Ng)

75 Kill it!!!

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (AX8BK)

76 Lizzie with the bullshit pregnancy employment story again.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (oVJmc)

77 10 None of us have the lived experiences of being black or brown, says Mayor Buttygig.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (9iOtW)

I bet he's sampled the dark meat, though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (NWiLs)

78
They need to keep Joe comfortable while the have a conservation with Jill and the DNC.

I'm actually wondering now if I should vote for Joe in the Dem primary to keep him alive -- that that might be the best disruption strategy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (f1Vqw)

79 No...Liz tells other women to 'kill it'.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (L3Rsz)

80 Stinking pinkos

Posted by: Yo! at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (1XAal)

81 This is funny to watch

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (ZCEU2)

82 Mike been preparing for the Presidency since 9/11?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (2PENC)

83 The moderator is not there to create disorder, he is there to maintain disorder?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (k7lPP)

84 THIS CROWD IS BOOING ABOUT KILLING BABIES? FOR REAL?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (oVJmc)

85 60 When did Bloomberg "step on the smoldering pile of 9/11"!?

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (cF8AT)


That was Giuliani. He's a fucking liar.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (Orx/W)

86 She speak with forked tongue

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (AX8BK)

87 Everyone other than Pete is over 70 yo

That's why he sneezed and shook everybody's hand.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (jOEDM)

88 Kill it! KILL IT!You can do eeet!Cut off heees focking head!

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (8B6Ng)

89 What was used for the brine?


Salt, I presume. I'm just the consumer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (yQpMk)

90 Wake me up when the venue catches fire.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (Ct55T)

91 Ah there, mute is MUCH better.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (cF8AT)

92 Warren getting the boo birds

Posted by: BluesFish at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (a9L78)

93 How many damned times has Liz worn that stupid jacket?


She sewed it from the hide of the sacred buffalo.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (oVJmc)
**************
Is she wearing the usual uniform of black pants, black top?

Posted by: redridinghood at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (wiXsO)

94 Here comes the stories
Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (AX8BK)

It's time for "I was that little girl, boy, gay, old white rich guy" or other identity group?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (WI7YS)

95 Not gonna watch. Going to wait for Trump's recap tomorrow.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (hku12)

96 Amy Two Fists has got some decently developed shoulders on her - she could probably make first string All-American for the Gophers this year if this presidential campaign thing doesn't pan out

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (32YRo)

97 Liz is determine to ingratiate herself

such a likable scold

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (rpxSz)

98 Has Joe said that all those there colored folks be back in da chains if he's not elected?

Joe must be tarrrred.

He needs some hot sauce, which he carries in his back pocket for times like this.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (Z+IKu)

99 THIS CROWD IS BOOING ABOUT KILLING BABIES? FOR REAL?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (oVJmc)


You could hear the confusion.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (8B6Ng)

100 Liz is cool with aborting other women's babies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

101 Aspen leaf like squaw tongue, flap in slightest breeze.

Posted by: Mingo at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (l3+k2)

102 Euthanasia. That might help this debate. Senator Warren, will you lead us forward?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (NVYyb)

103 Now Napoleon Soda is running on the backs of the dead, 'smoldering pile', of 9/11. For such a small crapweasel, he sure is a big turd.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (Y8PSl)

104 Damn my spelling is atrocious tonite

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (9iOtW)

105 So I looked at the little scroll bar thing and it wasn't a little dot.

So top 100!

bisches.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (Qf83p)

106 Chief Grey Beaver going with the pregnancy story again?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (2PENC)

107 Trump's baby ate my dingo!

And by baby I mean the parking lot valet at Mar-A-Lago. And by dingo I mean my dick.

Posted by: Peter Buttplug at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (TsjXL)

108 Teacher, teacher

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (MGjUO)

109 omg! The COVID19 is making Biden's eye bleed!

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (brgv3)

110 I'm actually wondering now if I should vote for Joe in the Dem primary to keep him alive -- that that might be the best disruption strategy.


That's my plan since Sanders is running away with it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (yQpMk)

111 "71 OMG. Lizzie lying about being fired for being pregnant."

Notice how she couched it: I got pregnant and the principal gave my job to someone else. Technically true, although she didn't mention her previous claims to have been fired are abject lies.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (puu6v)

112 dang

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (Qf83p)

113 Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (jOEDM)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (WI7YS)

114 I can easily envision Tin Lizzie pointing a finger at Mini-Mike, "Harcourt Fenton Bloomberg!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (k7lPP)

115 Is she wearing the usual uniform of black pants, black top?

Yep. W/ red jacket.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (oVJmc)

116 This debate is crucial if Joe is to hold onto his Senate seat.

Posted by: Eric at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (abQDf)

117 How demeaning for Mike Bloomberg...three-term Mayor of New York, next podium to the gay one-term Mayor of South Blend, or, Bending, or whatever.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (DY3v8)

118 He still can't come up with an answer for NDA's? Really? A billionaire can't tell people about NDA's?

What a freaking idiot.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (8B6Ng)

119 When did Bloomberg "step on the smoldering pile of 9/11"!?

Actually, it was a box.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (jOEDM)

120 What a clusterfark

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (9iOtW)

121 we had a troll

I guess I ran her off

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (rpxSz)

122 You are my wife, good bye city life!

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (AX8BK)

123 When did Bloomberg "step on the smoldering pile of 9/11"!?
Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (cF8AT)

Rhetorically speaking?

Right now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (Ct55T)

124 Oops. Liz getting challenged by Oprah's Best Friend.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

125 Mayor Petey, the king of the 4th grade, chimes in.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (NVYyb)

126 106 Chief Grey Beaver going with the pregnancy story again?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (2PENC)


She was a freaking temp teacher, like teacher's aid, and she's lying about the preggers.

And she's beating a dead horse.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (MGjUO)

127 "Believe All Women" can suck my dick, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Mayor Mike "Suck It' Bloomberg at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (PbpT7)

128 Sanders is freeballin'?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (CLteG)

129 Shows that you can use the same lies over and over when you're a Leftie


Keep lying Fauhcahontis
.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (Orx/W)

130
A schoolyard bullying has more decorum than this farce.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (pNxlR)

131 Can't we all agree that it would be impossible for Bloomberg to tell a joke, being the unfunniest New York Jew ever.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (DY3v8)

132 Peter can't quite play with these old bulls. Including Liz.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (L3Rsz)

133 The pain, the pain.

Posted by: Doctor Smith at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (8B6Ng)

134 Query: Could Bloomberg write off all the money he's spending to lose either the nomination or the general election as a business loss?

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (GYMgL)

135 Oh boy. Socialist math.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (E7vND)

136 What this debate needs a lion tamer with a chair and bullwhip.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (9iOtW)

137 Warren appears determined to chew on Bloomies ass tonite.

Posted by: BluesFish at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (a9L78)

138 Fawk, I lasted 20 seconds. That stupid fag was talking about how they were all white and hadn't 'experienced' discrimination.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (5Tbnt)

139 Wake me up when the venue catches fire.


A bucket of pigs blood is going to fall on Warren's head, then the bucket is going to knock Booty out.


REE REE REE

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (yQpMk)

140 A car full of clowns with flaming boners. (Thanks, Ace.). That's this debate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

141 "123 When did Bloomberg "step on the smoldering pile of 9/11"!?
Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (cF8AT)

Rhetorically speaking?

Right now."

Pile of...?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (puu6v)

142 I don't want to startle anyone, but this thread is growing like corona!

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (x/2Z8)

143 128 Sanders is freeballin'?
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (CLteG)

Crazy 'bout Elvis

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

144 Eff the bullwhip

A Webley

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (k7lPP)

145 Bernie could not talk if handcuffed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (3H9h1)

146 Crazy Bern quoting the Lancet. or Lane it, Bern.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (MGjUO)

147 Fuck you commie.

I choose free will.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (E7vND)

148 The pain, the pain.
Posted by: Doctor Smith


Inorite?

Posted by: Hoorta at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (Qf83p)

149 But I just got the old thread all trampled down and comfy.

Posted by: creeper at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (XxJt1)

150 Math is hard

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (AX8BK)

151 Holy Shit!
It's Aliens 2020
Did not know it was premiering tonight

Posted by: You Don't Know Me But I Identify As Sigourney Weaver at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (frWv2)

152 Trillions and trillions and trillions!! Bernie can make us all rich!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (NVYyb)

153 teacher teacher

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (MGjUO)

154
Bernie is an unpleasant shit. Too many opportunities to have his face pushed in when he blusters have been wasted.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (pNxlR)

155 I'm actually wondering now if I should vote for Joe in the Dem
primary to keep him alive -- that that might be the best disruption
strategy.





That's my plan since Sanders is running away with it.


Ditto

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (2ygtH)

156 Napolean Soda. LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (WI7YS)

157 MfA will save 68K people?

For how long?

Forever?

That stat is pretty much meaningless.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (oVJmc)

158 Pete angling for Miss Congeniality again? These are my precious eyeballs and they ain't watching.

Posted by: klaftern at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (RuIsu)

159 136 What this debate needs a lion tamer with a chair and bullwhip.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (9iOtW)

Don't let Buttgig handle it. Might go full Mapplethorpe.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (NWiLs)

160 Now Napoleon Soda is running on the backs of the dead, 'smoldering pile', of 9/11. For such a small crapweasel, he sure is a big turd.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (Y8PSl)

Napoleon Soda - Lulz

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (32YRo)

161 152 Trillions and trillions and trillions!! Bernie can make us all rich!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (NVYyb)


Money? Just print some.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (MGjUO)

162 Amy brought her calculator for Bernie. Ouch!

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (VNfwt)

163 Is Biden awake?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (ja/kn)

164 And she's beating a dead horse.

That's the first step in using all of the animal!

Posted by: sacred rituals at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (ACqut)

165 How does a fag get a cock in edgewise with these clowns ?

Posted by: BUTTBOI at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (rpxSz)

166 My boogers have been looking weird today. Could it be the Corona? Think I'll go show this one to my wife.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (DY3v8)

167 THIS CROWD IS BOOING ABOUT KILLING BABIES? FOR REAL?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (oVJmc)


Here's my shocked face.

They want to kill their kids. And, in times of war, I want my opponent to kill their kids too. God will know his own.


Folks - outlaw abortion once you've "won". Until then, let it roll. Never stop your enemy from making a mistake.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (heOND)

168 Time for Joe to pee on Amy or Bernie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (ptqGC)

169 Thank god there weren't any cameras when I let that goat fuck me. But it was magic tee hee.

Posted by: Pete Buttwinkle at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (CLteG)

170 Lets add up all of Bernies plans and see how many centuries of GDP it equals.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (PVu+v)

171 Geez Bernie, who the fuck wants to be like every other country?

Especially those shitholes you honeymoon in.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (2PENC)

172 What this debate needs a lion tamer with a chair and bullwhip.

Posted by: Traveling Man at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (9iOtW)


If by lion tamer you mean can of gasoline, and by bullwhip, you mean match, then yes.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (8B6Ng)

173 I was told there wouldn't be any math

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (9iOtW)

174 Shit. Show.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (NVYyb)

175 Future democrat cabinet meeting.

Stone clusterfuck.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (E7vND)

176
We just have to find all those unworthy billionaires secret stashes and "appropriate" them for "the greater good".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (pNxlR)

177 Kill the math witches!!!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (Vy7tf)

178


Dear God Globular's voice is unbelievably annoying.

She sounds like a hungover teacher.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (lg/F7)

179 I'm watching video clips of Spring Training games. Much easier on the eyes.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (pPNCa)

180 Has Steyer gotten in a word?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (ptqGC)

181 You know i never imagined bb would spend his free time in a gimp suit getting pegged.

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (HALdu)

182 NO PROPS!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (yQpMk)

183 OMG. Zero control of this "debate". Love it!!!

Posted by: Heidi at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (Orx/W)

184 It's always Bernie's turn!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (+y/Ru)

185 CBS says Bernie is the chosen one.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (MGjUO)

186 When Bernie speaks he plays a phantom piano in the air.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (VNfwt)

187
Here's the meth!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (pNxlR)

188 Lizzie can't help but lie, lie, lie.


Only Lizzie thought she lost her teaching job. Not the hiring manager, who has publicly said the opposite, and supported by her peers.

Fuching LIARS!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (sy5kK)

189 Time for Joe to pee on Amy or Bernie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (ptqGC)


Ding! Ding! Ding! Man on fire! Man on fire! Here comes the firetruck! Ding! Ding! Ding!

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (8B6Ng)

190 I can easily envision Tin Lizzie pointing a finger at Mini-Mike, "Harcourt Fenton Bloomberg!"


Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (k7lPP)


Yes! I knew I heard her voice somewhere - that's it!

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (32YRo)

191 Hilarious.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (Orx/W)

192 Fight, fight, fight!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (bDqIh)

193 I've never actually noticed but is Klobuchar umm sturdy?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM


Big through the hips? Roomy?

Posted by: H. Lecter at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (DMUuz)

194 Billionaire with one tie

Posted by: Redenzo at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (E7vND)

195 Springtime for BErnie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (k7lPP)

196 Medicare for all will save money
Comrade Bernie has a million of those laughs

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (ZCEU2)

197 I can't watch this for another 2 hours, no way.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (2PENC)

198
Wait, if another candidate mentions your name, you get a chance to bloviate?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (pNxlR)

199 Steyer: Climate justice! I am scared!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

200 climate justice?
yup, not going to beat Trump with that.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (OMmPm)

201 've never actually noticed but is Klobuchar umm sturdy?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM

Big through the hips? Roomy?
Posted by: H. Lecter



hahahah

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)

202 "155 I'm actually wondering now if I should vote for Joe in the Dem
primary to keep him alive -- that that might be the best disruption
strategy.





That's my plan since Sanders is running away with it.


Ditto"

Same. Also, the idea of voting for Sanders even to sow chaos was terrifying.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (puu6v)

203 I was just in South Carolina over the weekend. Looks like I got out just in time.

Posted by: can of spam at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (i7Gob)

204 Steyer

justice
justice
justice

{{{trump}}}

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (MGjUO)

205 when Steyer is the voice of reason, you're fucked

Posted by: BUTTBOI at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (rpxSz)

206 They look like little school children when they raise their hands. Is it number 1 or number 2?

Posted by: Lance Magillicuddy at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (/JgSy)

207 This is a debate. To decide who's president. This sounds like the friggin bridge club at the nursing home when somebody takes the last piece of cake.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (8B6Ng)

208 Klobuchar wearing pilgrim shoes

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (AX8BK)

209 Ding! Ding! Ding! Man on fire! Man on fire! Here comes the firetruck! Ding! Ding! Ding!

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (8B6Ng)

This is when Joe's debate coach yells out: "bite down on the cyanide capsule, Joe! Please, do it now!"

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (32YRo)

210 Liz is running for Bernie's VP.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (VNfwt)

211 I heard Elizabeth Warren pulled out a machete and started hacking the other candidates to pieces.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (+DS2f)

212 Democratic+Socialist = Socialist

Posted by: Heidi at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (Orx/W)

213 Pete talking about down ticket issues?

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (OMmPm)

214
I want justice, but I want power for "just us"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (pNxlR)

215 I was thinking about the moderators having the chair and bullwhip

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (9iOtW)

216 Fight, fight, fight!

I hope the moderators are getting combat pay.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (pPNCa)

217 201 've never actually noticed but is Klobuchar umm sturdy?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM


left tackle in drag

Posted by: BUTTBOI at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (rpxSz)

218 Has Pete said "Hope and Change" yet?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (r+sAi)

219 Tucker and Tammy Bruce are talking about Buttgiggy copying Barry's style.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (ptqGC)

220 Rumor has it Lord High Humongous has thrown his hat..er...mask...in the ring.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (+DS2f)

221 Napoleon Soda - Lulz

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (32YRo)


Not mine, but I did see it here first at the HQ -- then promptly stole it. It was the good-mannered Moron thing to do.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (Y8PSl)

222 213
Pete talking about down ticket issues?



I'll bet Obama said it first.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (oVJmc)

223 Democratic+Socialist = Socialist
----
I thought it was =Communist

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (UUBmN)

224 Why aren't they wearing togas and have daggers?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (Orx/W)

225 Climate justice? Racial justice?

Jesus.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (2PENC)

226 Hahaha! Did he seriously say "climate justice"?

Oh man, that's right up there with Romney's "severely conservative" line.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (Ct55T)

227
Joe got arrested in South Africa


Mini Mike was mayor during 9/11


All they need is DaNang Dick up there to recount slugging it out with Charlie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (96SSR)

228 Klobuchar wearing pilgrim shoes

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (AX8BK)

To hide the Col. Kleb poison spike in them - clever.

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (32YRo)

229 This is when Joe's debate coach yells out: "bite down on the cyanide capsule, Joe! Please, do it now!"


The tooth. Remember the tooth, Joe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (yQpMk)

230 It's "change and hope" this season.

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (zr5Kq)

231 ohhhhh,

klobuchar is the daughter of the strib columnist jim klobuchar, I knew there had to be a reason I disliked her so much.

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (HALdu)

232 Holy crap ... fauxchantas attacks the wrong person ...

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (t3YBx)

233 I thought Newhart was on now. I see Darryl and Darrell, but I don't see Larry.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (DY3v8)

234 Hog tied young men...... - is Biden trying to get Pete excited>

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (OMmPm)

235 Quid Pro Joe pandering to black folk.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (VNfwt)

236 Not mine, but I did see it here first at the HQ -- then promptly stole it. It was the good-mannered Moron thing to do.
Posted by: RickZ


This is not only acceptable but required comrade.

Posted by: Hoorta at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (Qf83p)

237 Fritz Hollings, great Joe. Tell the kids about the time you talked with Bill Fulbright too.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (ja/kn)

238 Hogtied prisoners
sniffed their hair
passing anything
sniff

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (MGjUO)

239 OMG- Biden overdosed on speed before this question

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (NVYyb)

240
207 This is a debate. To decide who's president. This sounds like the friggin bridge club at the nursing home when somebody takes the last piece of cake.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (8B6Ng)


And every bid is "(some number) No Trump"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (pNxlR)

241 Biden the tuffie

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (AX8BK)

242 They don't get that they need to beat up on Sanders. They just don't get it.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (t3YBx)

243


What in the hell is Joe talking about

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (lg/F7)

244 Joe getting jiggy with it.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (9iOtW)

245 "Hog-tied young men...."


Go on!

Posted by: Peterbreath Buttgig at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (Vy7tf)

246 "Bernie in fact hasn't passed much of anything..."


Joe woke up!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (oVJmc)

247 Joe's wishing he could have just stayed in the green room, free basing coke with Hunter, and telling Corn Pop stories to the stagehands.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (C1Lsn)

248 212 Democratic+Socialist = Socialist

Just like
Asshole + money = asshole

Posted by: Heidi at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (Orx/W)

249 Punch him, Joe! Punch him!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (+y/Ru)

250 The crowd chears when Joe yells at Bernie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

251
Joe's channeling zombie Fritz Hollings!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (pNxlR)

252 210 Liz is running for Bernie's VP.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (VNfwt)

Or prison warden at the re-education camp.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (sy5kK)

253 Bernie hasn't passed much of anything.

Bernie: a kidney stone?

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (t3YBx)

254 *?*


CSPAN doesn't have the debate on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (CDGwz)

255 This is getting uncomfortable

Posted by: Redenzo at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (E7vND)

256 I gotta ask.

Were any of their dads a mailman?

Because......mine was!

Posted by: John Kasich, soon to be a nobody again at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (ZCiJZ)

257 It's a Gray Melee! It's like somebody misprinted a coupon for the early bird special.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (Wm5SB)

258 So the Democrats went to a debate and a fight broke out?

Cool

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (k7lPP)

259 Amy would be a MUCH better choice for Sanders VP.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (L3Rsz)

260 What a cluster.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (OMmPm)

261 Steyer for Minister of Gulags

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (t3YBx)

262 Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr
7h
Coronavirus is the intersection of 3 issues @realDonaldTrump has been right about all along: border control, American manufacturing, China hawk. Boom, boom, boom. Proven right again!

While Dems were outraged about him shutting down air travel from there he was right there too.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (BqBId)

263 Someone gave Joe a line of coke before he hit the stage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (ptqGC)

264 Maybe Bloomberg is the heel. If he sneaks up behind Biden with a folding chair we'll know.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (l6b3d)

265 I feel like a good cry coming on.

Posted by: Tom Steyer at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (CLteG)

266 "243


What in the hell is Joe talking about"

He doesn't have a clue, either.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (puu6v)

267 >>>I heard Elizabeth Warren pulled out a machete and started hacking the other candidates to pieces.

She used all of the body parts of the candidates -- nothing went to waste.

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (PbpT7)

268 Excellent!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (Orx/W)

269 it's like the geriatric WWF

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (CTN7u)

270 I have worked for racial justice!!

Posted by: Tom Steyer, prison owner at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (NVYyb)

271 I am gobsmacked ...

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (t3YBx)

272 teacher
teacher
my turn
my turn

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (MGjUO)

273
246 "Bernie in fact hasn't passed much of anything..."

Joe woke up!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (oVJmc)


He did not end it with "... except sour farts". I award him no points.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (pNxlR)

274 CSPAN doesn't have the debate on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (CDGwz)

They only cover serious events.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (Ct55T)

275 What a horrible bunch of people.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (Vf4Y7)

276 So the Democrats went to a debate and a fight broke out?


They should duck tape their knuckles so they don't split.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (yQpMk)

277 If Trump doesn't get at least half the black vote this time, it's time to cut them loose.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (2PENC)

278 >>>I'm told it's a "free for all"

Cornona Virus19 is the special guest moderator.

Posted by: 13times at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (K3B2k)

279 "Bernie in fact hasn't passed much of anything..."


Joe should have leaned to one side and cut one loose and said "pass that, Bernie!"

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (32YRo)

280 I've never seen so many whiteys suck up to the minorities. Lame-o fucks.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (ATCV4)

281 247. Too funny

Posted by: Redenzo at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (E7vND)

282 @269...LOL!

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (L3Rsz)

283 Hogtied prisoners
sniffed their hair
passing anything
sniff



Close, but no haiku.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (HaL55)

284 Learning that this CDC woman is Rosenstein's sister was too much for me. I'm ready to go full-on conspiracy theory at this point.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (H8QX8)

285 it's like the geriatric WWF
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February




WWE


the WWF sued them

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (HALdu)

286 154
Bernie is an unpleasant shit. Too many opportunities to have his face pushed in when he blusters have been wasted.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (pNxlR)

Trump will be thrilled to get the cracks at Bernie, face to face, in any debate.

If Bernie is the nominee, Donnie Two-Scoops is gonna push Bernie's face in every pile of manure he can.

And have a field day with it.

Posted by: Marybeth at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (4pK1/)

287 This is a complete clown show. None of these idiots have a prayer against Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)

288 Buttigieg just declared himself the Ayatollah of rock n rolla.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (+DS2f)

289 "267 >>>I heard Elizabeth Warren pulled out a machete and started hacking the other candidates to pieces.

She used all of the body parts of the candidates -- nothing went to waste."

And she shared everything equally.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (puu6v)

290 They're fighting each other and it's wonderful!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (ptqGC)

291 Liz is running for Bernie's VP.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (VNfwt)


I could see that. Not a bad move - if you're going full on Left.

And I'll call it now. Warren will beat Pence in a debate, the same way Biden beat Ryan. Some here will insist, according to "the rules", that Ryan won and Pence will win.

But you don't have to be the best boxer, or best athlete, to win the fight. Ask Tyson Fury. Warren will beat Pence purely on venom. Pence will turtle.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (heOND)

292 Bernie hasn't passed much of anything.

Bernie passes much wind.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (pPNCa)

293 This is like a Kindergarten class deciding who gets candy first.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (+y/Ru)

294 This is getting uncomfortable
Posted by: Redenzo


Politics is nothing if not cringey.

Posted by: Hoorta at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (Qf83p)

295 Bloomie wants to talk about his wallet

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (NVYyb)

296 >>>255 This is getting uncomfortable
Posted by: Redenzo

My pants are getting uncomfortable. Let me just slip these off....

Posted by: Mike "Tiny Playboy" Bloomberg at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (PbpT7)

297 There really isn't a difference in Bernie and Lizzy in their version of communism

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (ZCEU2)

298
Waa! Waa! Waa!

Posted by: Democrat speakers at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (sy5kK)

299 Did I hear right that mayor Pete basically dismissed the importance of the presidency, in trying to talk up the House?

Way to pitch for the job, dude.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (UvJJq)

300 Amy: the stern librarian

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (AX8BK)

301 FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: You Don't Know Me But I Identify As Bluto at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (frWv2)

302
Listen to me!
Listen to me!
Listen to meeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (pNxlR)

303 WTF with this format? Candidates don't just get equal time anymore?

Watching silently on the laptop, because the Mr. is watching something else on tv, and it's hilarious to watch this without sound. What a bunch of angry white men and women!

Posted by: April at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (OX9vb)

304
Pick me!

Pick me!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (CDGwz)

305 Klobuchar...getting things done, like getting black and brown unemployment numbers down, President Trump has done that. He kept his promises.

That's not what she said, but she was thinking it.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (9iOtW)

306 This is the Airing of Grievances.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (oVJmc)

307 The crowd is anti-Bernie, not going to work, he wins SC

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (OMmPm)

308
Bloomie says he bought a Congress and he expects it to STAY bought!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (pNxlR)

309
WWE





the WWF sued them

Posted by: not so



ILL KICK YOUR ASS FOR SAYING THAT

Posted by: bernie! Bernie! BERNIE! at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (CTN7u)

310 Boos for Bernie!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (oVJmc)

311 For god's sake, someone make it stop.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (+DS2f)

312
Gerrymander the Senate!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (pNxlR)

313 Well for all of you just tuning into who is running for President...

This is how political sausage is made, with the blood and flesh of your enemies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (k7lPP)

314 If the winner of this somehow wins the election, they get control over the nuclear codes.


Think about that.


They shouldn't be in charge of the exit seat on a plane.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (sy5kK)

315 Sanders is freeballin'?
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (CLteG)


Now I've got that stupid Tom Petty song in my head.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (Ki5SV)

316 Bernie seems like he spits when he talks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

317 Nothing like a guy who wants to represent the little people saying he spent $100 million supporting candidates.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (2PENC)

318 Bernie: "I beat Trump"!

WTF?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (CDGwz)

319 Are they all sipping Ensure?

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (AX8BK)

320 This is hysterical

They are hysterical!

Or insane...

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

321 Klobuchar just said you break a deal, you face the wheel. Anyone know what that is about?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (+DS2f)

322 Selfie lines. Good grief.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (OMmPm)

323 And there is another hour and a half of this crazy.

I won't make it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (ZLI7S)

324 "I talk to people in selfie lines every day."

Hard to top that.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (puu6v)

325 "Bernie in fact hasn't passed much of anything..."





That's not true! I made a poopy this morning.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (8B6Ng)

326 Oooh, was that boos I heard when Lizzie said the progressive agenda is popular?

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (UvJJq)

327
I missed this thread on my drive home from work but


"Look at the income inequality," he said. "Anytime we've had this before, society blows up and they do set up the guillotines and the guillotines don't have to be chop your head off. They could be confiscatory taxes, they could be seizing the endowments of uh, educational institutions and um, philanthropic organizations, all of which those proposals are out there. You know, you're going to have to do something about this income inequality and a lot of it comes from zero interest rates."




Does Bloomers watch his own "news" network? They are constantly pushing income inequality crap and other leftist BS like all day long

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (96SSR)

328 They constantly have to keep waving the Identity Group flags.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (oVJmc)

329 Princess Gray Beard is up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (CDGwz)

330 Grass, man. Grass!

Posted by: Bernie pandering to potheads. at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (Vy7tf)

331 Selfy lines.

What a tool

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

332 Come on, Joe. Punch Bernie!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (ptqGC)

333 The democrats are angry.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (t3YBx)

334 Bloomie wants to talk about his wallet

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (NVYyb)

Biggest thing about him....

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (32YRo)

335 Grey Beard say progressiveness heap big popular
Tax the Rich

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (MGjUO)

336 You can hear when Lizzie starts reciting from her script.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (oVJmc)

337 Are they all sipping Ensure?



Depends.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (CTN7u)

338 Me want justice! Me want ... THUNDERDOME!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (yQpMk)

339 A two cent tax? What the hell.

She means two percent?

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

340 I'm tanned. I'm noways tard rested.

I'm ready.

Posted by: Hillary! 2020! at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (DMUuz)

341 That's what weed and meth does.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (Orx/W)

342 Yeah..we want Lizzy in charge of infant-rearing.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (L3Rsz)

343 Cancelling student loan debt--

DRINK!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (oVJmc)

344 Klobuchar just said you break a deal, you face the wheel. Anyone know what that is about?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (+DS2f)

Later she'll be asked what is best in life...

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (32YRo)

345 I watched a bit of it and those people are really going hammer and tongs at each other.

Wow.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (WEBkv)

346 Level the babyfield?

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (t3YBx)

347
Just two cents! Invest!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (pNxlR)

348 Wait, wut?

Warren wants real, live babies?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (Vy7tf)

349 Tucker is going after Judge Amy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

350

If Warren isn't being bitchy towards Bloomy, she's in her screechy housemarm mode, fake crying and whining.

Dear god.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (lg/F7)

351 Super 70s Sports has a video of Earl Weaver screaming at an umpire nonstop. Much appropos.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (DY3v8)

352

Bernie the Millionaire Commie's 3rd residence, a "cabin", has 4 bedrooms, a separate guest quarters, and 500 feet of waterfront with a dock.


Now THAT'S my kind of Commie!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (sy5kK)

353 The debate continues with choice of weapons ...

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (t3YBx)

354 I think we can rule out any meth, any takers for LSD?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (k7lPP)

355 Amy: the stern librarian
Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (AX8BK)


I prefer a stern governess, myself.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (Ki5SV)

356 Pick me!

Pick me!



OOH! OOOH! Mistah Kottah!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (HaL55)

357 You know sanders is stanging there thinking that both warren and klobuchar are both in need of a good

schtupping
schtupping
schtupping

and he and biden and steyer are jsut the guys to do it!

then each other

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (HALdu)

358 Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

Posted by: Joey Biden at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (r+sAi)

359 306
This is the Airing of Grievances.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (oVJmc)

_________


Which one has the Festivus pole stuck up their ass? Oh, wait, it just came to me ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (WqPYg)

360
"Bust a deal, face the wheel!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (pNxlR)

361 Am I really supposed to give up my lunch nap for this?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (2PENC)

362 And there is another hour and a half of this crazy.

I won't make it.
Posted by: JackStraw
--------

Me either. They all should be darted.

Throw a net over the lot, toss 'em in the cookie truck, haul 'em to the nervous hospital.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (CDGwz)

363 Holy shit this is wonderful. They are all so fucking stupid and arrogant and vicious.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (SgjGX)

364 I'll take some LSD.

what?

Posted by: Hoorta at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (Qf83p)

365 Should I come out and show everyone my vagina? Wait, did I say that out loud?

Posted by: Tom Steyer at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (CLteG)

366 OMG. This is just like watching any CNN panel on any given day with Little Mike as the token "republican."

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (dH/BH)

367 Chief Shitting Bull has that whiney, screechy Mother-in-Law voice down pat. She's just what America needs.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (Y8PSl)

368 If Joe doesn't challenge Bernie to a push-up contest then this evening is a loss.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (OMmPm)

369 Klobuchar has quite the lisp.

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

370 Who took my ball?
You took my ball.
No, I didn't take your ball
she took your ball.

No I didn't take your
ball they took your ball
Bawl Bawl Bawl.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (MGjUO)

371 Looks like its Bloomberg, Biden and Steyer crowd tonight. With a smattering of support for Klobuchar.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (9iOtW)

372 C'mon hot mic moment! C'MON HOT MIC MOMENT!
Daddy needs a new pair of depends.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (8B6Ng)

373 Jeebus, gonna spill my beer jumping onto this dumpster fire train going 60 miles an hour. This thread already has the spirit of Keith Moon crash-flying a palm tree through the restaurant table!

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (fgkVZ)

374 It's not even that they want to be President. This bunch of nitwits, half wits and dimwits shouldn't be holding the positions of power they currently have. I don't think half of them could successfully order lunch at a drive thru window.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (Wm5SB)

375 Jeanine Pirro tearing into Judge Amy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

376 ok the hoorta socks bores me.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 08:40 PM (Qf83p)

377 348
Wait, wut?



Warren wants real, live babies?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (Vy7tf)

________


You mean for dinner?

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2020 08:40 PM (WqPYg)

378 Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
Posted by: Joey Biden
-------

So far, likely Thread Winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:40 PM (CDGwz)

379 Bloomberg talking about how much money he spent is a not to subtle reminder to the DNC who is able to write the checks the DNC is unable to write.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 25, 2020 08:40 PM (WEBkv)

380 Leon Trotsky was murdered with an ice axe. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 08:40 PM (ATCV4)

381 Angry and out of control?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2020 08:40 PM (+y/Ru)

382
No zamboni? WTF is this?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:40 PM (pNxlR)

383 Chief Shitting Bull has that whiney, screechy Mother-in-Law voice down pat. She's just what America needs.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (Y8PSl)


I'm hearing way too much Hillary harpy. At least she doesn't laugh. At all.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:40 PM (8B6Ng)

384 Well...ain't we a pair...Raggedy Man.

Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 25, 2020 08:40 PM (DY3v8)

385 Just think of the convention floor if this conitnues.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (k7lPP)

386 You know what is funny is the speculation that the "obamas" are going to get involved with this and straighten everything out.

He does not have any cred to do that.

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (HALdu)

387 Joe Biden, the man Trump feared more than any other candidate.

Joe Biden, the man Trump was willing to get impeached over to stop the JOE Train from mowing him over.

Joe Biden, the man who would be President and govern with no malarkey.

Joe Biden, the ah fuck this shit. *slams door*

Posted by: Former Marketers for Biden at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (+dsLj)

388 YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME??

Posted by: zombie Abe Vigoda at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (CTN7u)

389 Mike Bloomberg ad - he is a charisma black hole.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (bDqIh)

390 Amy: the stern librarian
Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (AX8BK)


More like the last thing a hobo lying in a ditch just outside of town sees when she wakes him up with her trident...

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (32YRo)

391 Mental hospital? Yeah, I think we just found a bunch of your guests. And they are off their meds. Come and pick them up please.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (t3YBx)

392 I'm flipping back and forth between the debate and Tucker like a crack-addled Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (ptqGC)

393 Taking a hit of LSD seems to be in order

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (9iOtW)

394 Bernie seems like he spits when he talks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (ptqGC)


And farts.

I'll bet Mrs Bernie hasn't slept in the same bed with that feculent fool in years.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (Ki5SV)

395 Lots of fun but 4am comes early

Don't throw anything that will hurt or destroy

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (ZCEU2)

396 Bloomberg just aired a commercial. Torch that money Mike.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (OMmPm)

397 378. Hold that vote, I bet this thread hits 1000

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (fgkVZ)

398 Can you imagine Liawatha laughing or crying. Ever?

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (Qf83p)

399 323 And there is another hour and a half of this crazy.

I won't make it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (ZLI7S)

Me neither. I've been pounding vodkas and it's just not working.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (Orx/W)

400 An eight way hit of Windowpane should do it.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (9iOtW)

401 330
Grass, man. Grass!

Posted by: Bernie pandering to potheads. at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (Vy7tf)

_________

Gas, grass, and ass? Biden, Bernie, and Mary Pete?

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (WqPYg)

402
And I'll call it now. Warren will beat Pence in a debate, the same way Biden beat Ryan. Some here will insist, according to "the rules", that Ryan won and Pence will win.
---
Hmmmm

Has Pence learned from his President?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (vPKfA)

403 Can you imagine how beet red Trump will turn Bernie's face?

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (AD3JT)

404
MILOTUS: Mother-in-law of the United States

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (pNxlR)

405
It's not even that they want to be President.


Just the opposite, IHMO.

They're like a lot of fucks. They're OWED to be in charge. Frankly - this is the GOP field four years ago.

Trump has tilted shit. That's why DC hates him so much.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (heOND)

406 I'll bet Mrs Bernie hasn't slept in the same bed with that feculent fool in years.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically

House.

You meant house.

Posted by: Miklos, guessing at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (QzkSJ)

407 Joe gets a special question on gun violence. Hoo boy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

408 I remember when the Republican debates got rowdy the MSM thought it was an absolute horror.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (oVJmc)

409 Joe Biden is super angry at these debates. I think maybe instead of "Sleepy Joe" his nickname should be "Joe Mad".

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (zqs/f)

410 Klobuchar has quite the lisp.
Posted by: LASue at February


She had a salad for dinner, cut her tongue with the comb

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (HALdu)

411 Gun control now...sheesh.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (9iOtW)

412 Learning that this CDC woman is Rosenstein's sister was too much for me. I'm ready to go full-on conspiracy theory at this point.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice[/I

We shall name her Rosenpuddy. Sibling of Rosenpenis.

Born into the Deep State.

Bring out the dull hand axe, these bitches aren't good enough for guillotines.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (VcFUs)

413 "Happiness is a warm gun"

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (MGjUO)

414 This should be good. Who can be most extreme on guns.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (ZLI7S)

415 GRAPE NUTS , GODAMMIT. GRAPE NUTS!

Posted by: zombie Euell Gibbons at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (CTN7u)

416
Bernie gotta gun ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (pNxlR)

417 Oh lol "I beat the NRA twice" and other blathering.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (ptqGC)

418


WE GOT US A GUN CRISIS!!! DEMOCRATS TO THE RESCUE!!!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (lg/F7)

419 I can be extreme. Come get 'em

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (VcFUs)

420 Seriously, Gloomberg is airing commercials during the debate??? How much more annoying can he get??? Nevermind...

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (UUBmN)

421 Gad, all of these candidates are railing on about how DT is "tearing apart the country."

Yeah, like they have no culpability whatsoever.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (WEBkv)

422 Joey Bidet angry?

So green hulk Bidet smash?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (k7lPP)

423 267 >>>I heard Elizabeth Warren pulled out a machete and started hacking the other candidates to pieces.

She used all of the body parts of the candidates -- nothing went to waste.
Posted by: ace at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (PbpT7)

Sure beats stampeding the other candidates over the edge of the stage and cutting them up with flint knives. And the studio lights will help dry the jerky strips draped over the podiums faster.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (EnQC8)

424 I beat the NRA. I pistol whipped those f*ckers

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (t3YBx)

425
Joe "beat the NRA, twice"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (pNxlR)

426 The comments on here are probably more entertaining than the actual debate.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (WI7YS)

This is known!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (C0i0w)

427 Can you imagine Liawatha laughing or crying. Ever?

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (Qf83p)

That would require an emotion other than "hysterical"

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (32YRo)

428 Bloomberg running radio ads non stop in Oklahoma City. The ny accent does not play well here. Everybody in the office mocks the ads when they play.

Posted by: RJD at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (ucNdt)

429 These guys are hilarious!

Posted by: RGallegos at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (59GQk)

430 Central Texas weather update: The UV index is currently zero.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (DMUuz)

431 Oh, I can't take any more! I'm bailing out!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (+y/Ru)

432 Joe's comin for the gun manufacturers. After his nap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (ptqGC)

433 "405
It's not even that they want to be President.

Just the opposite, IHMO.

They're like a lot of fucks. They're OWED to be in charge. Frankly - this is the GOP field four years ago.

Trump has tilted shit. That's why DC hates him so much."

IIRC, this is the Republican primary in '96.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (puu6v)

434 150M people killed since 2007.

Oh fucking hell.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (t3YBx)

435 one hundred and fifty million thousand people have been murdered by those murdering guns vote for me and I'll get it done.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (MGjUO)

436 Wait! What did Joe just say? How many people died in gun violence?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (NVYyb)

437 More kids die due to gun violence everyday then have dies in all the wars combined.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (OMmPm)

438


150 million people?

What? Did he say that?

Carnage?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (lg/F7)

439 Amy Klobucher has comb, the whole thing came undone

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (k7lPP)

440 Lizzie No Like Firesticks, Kill Many Buffalo

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (oVJmc)

441 Just want to point out that the statistic of 100 people die by gun violence every day includes suicide by gun of middle age white men. No support for their mental health by the Woke DNC, but they are happy to use them as a statistic.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (UvJJq)

442 I will not take sanctimonious gun-control lectures to heart from people who happily fight for the right to kill viable infants. Nope, no how.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (L3Rsz)

443 150 million people killed since 2007 from guns

Posted by: BUTTBOI at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (rpxSz)

444 Holy shit this is wonderful. They are all so fucking stupid and arrogant and vicious.
---
So nice to see how deep in their own fart cloud these Dems are, bragging about how great this flower shop smells

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (vPKfA)

445
150 million people have been killed on our streets since 1971?

WTF, Joe?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (pNxlR)

446 One hundred fifty million people!

Posted by: mesablue at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (hVYYs)

447 Warren will beat Pence in a debate, the same way Biden beat Ryan. Some here will insist, according to "the rules", that Ryan won and Pence will win.

***********

Yeah, no.

Pence violently skullfucked that pedophile Kaine's ass with grace and dignity. He'll be fine against any one of these fucking losers.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (+dsLj)

448 No I didn't take your
ball they took your ball
Bawl Bawl Bawl.


Take them all out of the ball game.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (pPNCa)

449

HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSAND MILLION BILLION DEAD IN THE STREETS MORE THAN THE WARS

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (lg/F7)

450 Joe is nutzoid

Posted by: BUTTBOI at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (rpxSz)

451 The moderator should say...shut the FUCK up.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (Orx/W)

452 I have the sound off. This is freaking hilarious.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (Y4EXg)

453 You ... can't ... make ... this ... shit ... up ...

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (t3YBx)

454 Bernie getting booed for dissing Joe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (ptqGC)

455 150,000,000 gun victims?

Are we counting Bernies execution squads?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (NVYyb)

456 So Lizzie doesn't want any filibusters.

Hear that, Mitch?

Posted by: Miklos, attentive at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (QzkSJ)

457
Oh, 2007 -- that's even more ridiculous.

(Unless he's getting in a dig at Planned Parenthood.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (pNxlR)

458 >>You know what is funny is the speculation that the "obamas" are going to get involved with this and straighten everything out.



He does not have any cred to do that.
- - - -

The guy was known for voting "present" before being POTUS, and as being "more surprised than anyone to learn stuff about his own administration" on a regular basis. Also the administration known for denying FOIAs and "losing" caches of emails and other records.


That's not a guy who is going to take charge and go on record with a plan. Whatever he does, it will be behind the scenes, performed by others, and there will be no record of it.
Dems are stupid to expect anything from Obama.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (bDqIh)

459 Has Pence learned from his President?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (vPKfA


A fair question. I can't read his mind. All I can do is project his future behavior based upon his past behavior.

His past behavior is why he jumped at the chance to be VP. Because he was not going to get a second term at IN GOV.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (heOND)

460 Who are the moderators, and which ass are they kissing?

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (l3+k2)

461 Nice to see the crowd stacked with Bernie haters. More chaos.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (oVJmc)

462 Someone told Joe to not be coherent - be angry! Angry is what everyone wants - just before the white coat men come.

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (32YRo)

463 Holy shit this is wonderful. They are all so fucking stupid and arrogant and vicious.

*******

And stupid. Really, really stupid.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (+dsLj)

464 150 million people killed by guns since 2007. No wonder I can't find anyone to shovel my driveway.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (DY3v8)

465 420 Seriously, Gloomberg is airing commercials during the debate??? How much more annoying can he get??? Nevermind...
Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (UUBmN)

That evil man is buying commercial time during the Rush Limbaugh program. As if anyone in his audience would vote Doomberg in appreciable numbers! I just have to laugh. Piss away that money, Bloomie.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (ZSGV5)

466 No filibusters. Tyranny of the majority. Got it.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (t3YBx)

467 Punch Bernie, Joe! Do. It!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (ptqGC)

468 Did Joey change his name from BigBootie after 1932?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (k7lPP)

469 446 One hundred fifty million people!
Posted by: mesablue at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (hVYYs)

and somehow they missed my ex wife

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (rpxSz)

470 Can I get a brief summary of the train wreck so far?

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (Z7lwY)

471 Yeah, no.

Pence violently skullfucked that pedophile Kaine's ass with grace and dignity. He'll be fine against any one of these fucking losers.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February




violently skullfucked that pedophile Kaine's ass




I think you either mixed your metaphors or there are some words missing in there



Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (HALdu)

472 150M people killed since 2007.
--
He really did say that

I was all WTF!!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (vPKfA)

473 434 150M people killed since 2007.

Oh fucking hell.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (t3YBx)


Yeah, half of the people I knew in 2007 have been killed by guns...NOT.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (AMIL/)

474 The moderator should say...shut the FUCK up.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (Orx/W)


I would pay real money to see that.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (aS1PU)

475 DIA BEE TUS!!

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (CTN7u)

476 OMG. Lizzie lying about being fired for being pregnant.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

As if any self-respecting guy would knock her up. Did she burgle an AI clinic?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (C0i0w)

477 Joe Biden is super angry at these debates. I think maybe instead of "Sleepy Joe" his nickname should be "Joe Mad".

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (zqs/f)


Fighting Joe Gropin'.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (Y8PSl)

478 If shooting somebody is gun violence, why isn't abortion violence to babies?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (+fPHo)

479
Well, YOU didn't vote for [ blah, blah, blah ]

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (pNxlR)

480 Are we counting Bernies execution squads?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (NVYyb)

Post Gulag/Famine prediction - he's riffing....

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (32YRo)

481 Bernie getting booed for dissing Joe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (ptqGC)


They made sure to stack the crowd against him. Seems mostly pro-Joe, followed by Bloomy then whatsherpuss.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (8B6Ng)

482 I dont trust Pence. He sold out as governor.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (wStGL)

483 Bernie getting booed for trying to pivot on his gun record to slam Trump. The charade was too obvious for the audience. Glorious.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (UvJJq)

484 Biden: But the NRA personally killed 100 Billion people. We have to stop them

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (t3YBx)

485 Does anyone in the Democratic party think Sanders would be soft on gun control? Such a pointless debate.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (zqs/f)

486 As long as the debate doesnt preempt Wheel of Fortune or Jeopardy, I'm good.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (EnQC8)

487 Bernie the Millionaire Commie's 3rd residence, a "cabin"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (sy5kK)

That's dacha, please.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (H8QX8)

488 Bloomberg just admitted to having agencies to influence elections in over 20 states.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (MGjUO)

489 Joe mansplaining the guns show loophole to Amy.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (OMmPm)

490 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (C0i0w)

Kinda OT, but relevant to AOP: how is Wexit coming along?

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (pPNCa)

491 Omg. Amy calling out Joe. Joe yelling at Amy.

Hahahahaha

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (ptqGC)

492 2AM, closing time...Amy?

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (AX8BK)

493 Summary: Bernie hates billionaires and wants to give millenials free guns.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (ja/kn)

494 Klobachar: My penis is bigger than your's Joe

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (t3YBx)

495 One hundred fifty million people!
Posted by: mesablue at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (hVYYs)

and somehow they missed my ex wife
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (rpxSz)

My nose hurts from violently laughing my drink through it.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (/+bwe)

496 Death Bill?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (DY3v8)

497 Can I get a brief summary of the train wreck so far?
Posted by: buzzion

---
Combination shit show and dumpster fire in front of a daycare after a garbage truck rolled over into it. And poopy. Lots and lots of poopy.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (Y4EXg)

498 Joe states 150 million people killed

and the rest of them don't call him out

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (rpxSz)

499 I think you either mixed your metaphors or there are some words missing in there

*****

I like my word salads, and I shall have my word salads, as incoherent as they be. Get off my lawn.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (+dsLj)

500 Klobber - "I'm from the middle of the country!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (xSo9G)

501 Boyfriend Bill?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (DY3v8)

502 482 I dont trust Pence. He sold out as governor.
Posted by: Floridachick at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (wStGL)

Yup. It's in his blood. Forever.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (H8QX8)

503 ASK A QUESTION ABOUT PEOPLE DYING IN THE STREETS FROM CORONAVIRUS!

Posted by: SHEP at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (EsGqq)

504 Boyfriends abusing their girls with AK-47's?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (Vy7tf)

505 She said dick, heh heh heh heh

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (AX8BK)

506 HAHAHAHAHHA Uncle Dick?

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (8B6Ng)

507 2AM, closing time...Amy?
Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (AX8BK)


It's been a while so... yeah.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (SgjGX)

508 Central Texas weather update: The UV index is currently zero.


Tonight's forecast is dark. Scattered darkness followed by complete and total darkness later on.

Then mudshowers.


/Hippy Dippy Weatherman, man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (HaL55)

509 Klob' said she "has the receipts".

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (zqs/f)

510 Hurt my uncle's dick in the deer stand.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (MGjUO)

511 A reverse-mortgage commercial would fit right in here.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (CTN7u)

512 Boyfriend Loophole?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (DY3v8)

513
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (DUIap)

514 Uncle Dick in the deer-stand? Where do these folks come up with this crap.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (OMmPm)

515 Did she burgle an AI clinic?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (C0i0w)


WTF dude?

Posted by: Artificial Intelligence at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (aS1PU)

516 They never quote the statistics on how many crimes are prevented each year by a law-abiding individual merely brandishing a firearm -- which is astronomical. "Victim Disarmament" indeed ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (WqPYg)

517
You see, Amy, a loop hole is like this ** begins unzipping his pants ** ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (pNxlR)

518 This debate is easily summarized by this quote from Blazing Saddles:

What are we made of? Our fathers came across the prairies, fought Indians, fought drought, fought locusts, fought Dix... remember when Richard Dix came in here and tried to take over this town? Well, we didn't give up then, and by gum, we're not going to give up now!

Posted by: RGallegos at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (59GQk)

519 Klobber - "I'm from the middle of the country!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
-------
Petey: " Me too! Me too!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (xSo9G)

520

Uncle Dick in the deer stand.

That got BootyJudge all awake now.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (lg/F7)

521 The camera won't even look at Steyer. Pathetic.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (8B6Ng)

522 By the way, are Mr. Sanders and Mr. Bloomberg adjacent to each other? And if they are, how many rows of Secret Service agents are separating Mr. Sanders from Mr. Bloomberg? Is Mr. Sanders turning purple with hatred and rage? Is Mr. Sanders addressing Mr. Bloomberg as, for example, "You rich piece of shit!"?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (ZSGV5)

523 It's just possible that if there are any actual somewhat moderate Dems in the audience they may decide after looking at this clown show that they'll vote for Trump after all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (WI7YS)

524 Proud hunting state, says Klobuchar. That did NOT go over well, hah.

Ooh Pete brought up Stom Thurman!

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (UvJJq)

525 The other day I heard John Boy and Billy semi-apologize for all the Bloomberg ads. Basically they said, "we're capitalists, we sell ads, and he's buying, and besides, y'all ain't gonna vote for him anyway, so just ignore."

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (87EdW)

526 LBJ blocked civil rights legislation too, asshole.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (oVJmc)

527 The boyfriend loophole???

Hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (YJxmg)

528 Fag boy accusing and pointing fingers at infidels

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (CTN7u)

529 Has this audience been coached to cheer every dig at Bernie?

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (zqs/f)

530 Petey was in HS during Columbine? F*cking kid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (xSo9G)

531 Buttboi has a comb forward

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (rpxSz)

532 I dont trust Pence. He sold out as governor.
Posted by: Floridachick at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (wStGL)


I live here.

Pence does not enjoy the image here that he enjoys on this board.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (heOND)

533 Uncle Dick in the deer stand.



That got BootyJudge all awake now.





Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (lg/F7)


That really does sound like gay code.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (8B6Ng)

534 So when will the commit the French Mistake?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (k7lPP)

535 "Gun Show Loophole" Drink!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (NiFkv)

536 Is Mr. Buttygig starting the debate by tonguing his man?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (ZSGV5)

537 Please give more detail on your weapons training Pete.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (OMmPm)

538 A reverse-mortgage commercial would fit right in here.
Posted by: deplorable unperson

Ask your Doctor is Lunacy is right for you.

Posted by: Miklos, Joe will be the face of Viagra in six months at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (QzkSJ)

539
I think Ex-Cell-O, the Goddess of Small Slams rules the roost there tonight.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (pNxlR)

540 YOU WERE A DESK JOCKEY, PETE!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (oVJmc)

541 CBS is shutting down every other debate stream on youtube right now abusing the copyright strike system.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (cGlgB)

542 HE'S COMING RIGHT AT US!!

Posted by: Uncle Dick at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (yQpMk)

543 445
150 million people have been killed on our streets since 1971?

WTF, Joe?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (pNxlR)

This would be perfect fodder for a SNL skit if they had any balls. Have candidates just keep making up more and more ludicrous statistics, like an auction.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (H8QX8)

544 Black Guns Matter!

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (8B6Ng)

545


Pete trained on what? A gun?

GTFO.

He is such a fucking weasel.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (lg/F7)

546 Bernie gives cred to Bloomie.


A Ticket Is Born.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (CTN7u)

547 Why isn't there a girlfriend loophole??

Dats sexist.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (YJxmg)

548 I think the Biden team should pick someone out of the crowd to debate for him - they seem to know more about what Joe wants to say than he does...

"Would audience member Ryan, Ryan? Pleas come down on the debate stage and take Joe's place...thanks! Let's give it up for Ryan, everyone!"

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (32YRo)

549 Shut the fuck up. NRA is all about gun safety you confused old moron.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (8B6Ng)

550 We're not running against America
We're running against the NRA

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (MGjUO)

551 A salt weapons.



NOOOOOO!!

Posted by: Democrat Slugs at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (Vy7tf)

552 150 million people have been killed on our streets since 1971?


Some three or four times!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (oVJmc)

553 >>That evil man is buying commercial time during the Rush Limbaugh
program. As if anyone in his audience would vote Doomberg in
appreciable numbers! I just have to laugh. Piss away that money,
Bloomie.


Think the goal is to deny anyone else that ad space, such as Trump, a conservative org (NRA), or another GOP candidate? Not so much selling himself to Rush's listeners as denying anyone else their attention.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (bDqIh)

554 I have early work travel tomorrow. For Democrats that spelled "W-O-R-K" and it means fuck you government, I'll do it myself.

Anyway, bon soir horde. I'll look forward to JJ's round by round scoring in the morning.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (NVYyb)

555
You ain't rallying me, you commie-loving boor.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (pNxlR)

556 How much crappy Spanish will be used to pander to people they want to use to dissolve the people and elect another? (h/t, Brecht)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (ZSGV5)

557 Bernie: It is my view that we need to send the American people to gulags. Wait, did I say that out loud?

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (t3YBx)

558 They think the problem with gun violence is guns.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (oVJmc)

559 Yeah, we all know Ruger TOWERS over google and facebook.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (8B6Ng)

560 The question is, how do we create a gun registry?

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (MGjUO)

561 Tom Steyer for term limits.


For Republicans.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (CTN7u)

562 "450 Joe is nutzoid"

He brought his best Joker face tonight. He's going to win one primary before he goes to Sunny Acres, by God.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (puu6v)

563 Pete never went through basic or weapons training, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (ptqGC)

564 This would be perfect fodder for a SNL skit if they had any balls. Have candidates just keep making up more and more ludicrous statistics, like an auction.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

GAY COMMUNIST GUN CLUB

Posted by: Miklos, not entirely eligible at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (QzkSJ)

565 Steyer... corporations own the Senate. That's why we can't get communist gun control through.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (9iOtW)

566 Only thing Mayor Pete would qualify on would be the M-9.

Officer and all that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (k7lPP)

567 These guys know that the president doesn't set the Senate rules, right?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (ZLI7S)

568 Term limits just for republicans?

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (8B6Ng)

569 Pete trained on what? A gun?

GTFO.

He is such a fucking weasel.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (lg/F7)


He's a master of his gun. His rifle, not so much.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (aS1PU)

570 Whoa. Steyer campaigns against Graham in his own state?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (xSo9G)

571 498
Joe states 150 million people killed



and the rest of them don't call him out

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (rpxSz)

________


It's the old "Forget it ... he's rolling."

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (WqPYg)

572 Imagine how terrifying it would be to hand any of these people a single action only CZ with one in the chamber and the safety off.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (UxP0a)

573 >>> This would be perfect fodder for a SNL skit if they had any balls.

Not sure but I think they are on hiatus at the moment.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (UvJJq)

574 Mayor Bloomberg, do you still like racist charter schools?

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (OMmPm)

575

How much crappy Spanish will be used to pander to people they want to use to dissolve the people and elect another? (h/t, Brecht)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (ZSGV5)

They need to do it in ebonics.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (lg/F7)

576 Term limits.

And firing squads. In gulags.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (t3YBx)

577
Pete trained on what? A gun?


Mayor "Pew! Pew! Pew!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (pNxlR)

578 I do sense a theme in Bernie's statements...he is a bit more conciliatory towards the other candidates. As the putative nominee, it makes sense. Coalition building?

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (L3Rsz)

579 558 They think the problem with gun violence is guns.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (oVJmc)
-------

I just learned that gun manufacturers own the Senate.

Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (/669Q)

580 550 We're not running against America
We're running against the NRA
Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (MGjUO)

Because silly Leftists do not know what constitutes the NRA. It's not some entity that exists in a vacuum.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (ZSGV5)

581 These guys know that the president doesn't set the Senate rules, right?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (ZLI7S)


LOLOLOL, yeah, right.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (8B6Ng)

582 Charter schools bad.
bad
bad
bad

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (MGjUO)

583 CBS is shutting down every other debate stream on youtube right now abusing the copyright strike system.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (cGlgB)

Yeah, they own this mess - they should eat it.

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (32YRo)

584 I didn't hear Steyer mention pelosy or shuck chumer

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (9iOtW)

585 They think the problem with gun violence is guns.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (oVJmc)


In all fairness, we're fucked if they achieve sentience.

I'll check my Ruger manuals again - but I don't think we're there quite yet.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (heOND)

586
Oh, bust on SC schools now -- that'll win you mucho votes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (pNxlR)

587 When will they break into a rendition of Rent?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (1e3fO)

588 Steyer bends Bloomie over and drills that dusty brown eye.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (CTN7u)

589 Without Buttygig, this would surely be nothing but a Blue Hair Convention.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (ZSGV5)

590 Uncle dick in the charter school ?

Posted by: RJD at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (ucNdt)

591 hmm Biden may just win S. Carolina

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (brgv3)

592 532 I dont trust Pence. He sold out as governor.
Posted by: Floridachick at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (wStGL)

I live here.

Pence does not enjoy the image here that he enjoys on this board.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (heOND

Pence fumbled the Memorie's Pizza fiasco bigly.

Posted by: Democrat Slugs at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (Vy7tf)

593 Senator Warren, please explain how Mayor Bloomberg's charter schools are racist.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (OMmPm)

594 Bloomberg supporting charter schools.

If he does not, the rich asian families using stem charter schools will flee. Yellow flight. Rightly so.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (UvJJq)

595 Love to see any of these turds on a gun range. Especially Pete.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

596 Teacher's unions need those black and brown kids on their plantations. No school choice for them!

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (L3Rsz)

597 "A chicken in every pot and a man in every 9 year old boy!"

Posted by: Peter w/ Mayo at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (SquW4)

598 She's going to choose Meat Loaf for her secretary of education.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (MGjUO)

599 Can't watch this shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (NWiLs)

600 Liz Warren jumps up and buffalo humps her imaginary Cabinet.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (CTN7u)

601 I can picture Warren in the Room for Forgiveness to work off her meth debts

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (AX8BK)

602 150 million people have been killed on our streets since 1971?

--

I'd honestly like to hear more about this, with specific demographic numbers addressed. I'm guessing 12-15M whites.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (UxP0a)

603 Jumped in late, but Bloomberg seems to be doing better this time. Good to see... need him splitting the moderate vote.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (zqs/f)

604 Sen Lizzy is racist.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (L3Rsz)

605 Poco has transitioned from having her Secretary of Education chosen by a transgendered child to one who was a public teacher.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (puu6v)

606
Just go to cbsnews.com. Yeah, yeah, CBS.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (pNxlR)

607 Liz (condensed) - "I will destroy the educational system"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (CDGwz)

608 ....You see this right foot? I'm gonna a hit you in the face with it...and you know what? There isn't a damn thing you can do about it.

Posted by: Liz "billy jack" warren at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (nzKWW)

609 I'm going to take your money
and
brainwash your kids

_Bernie

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (MGjUO)

610 Uncle Dick in the deer-stand? Where do these folks come up with this crap.


Their campaign managers are trolling them and they're too stoopid to get it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (HaL55)

611
Pander to a transsexual, Chief, you know you want to!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (pNxlR)

612 525 The other day I heard John Boy and Billy semi-apologize for all the Bloomberg ads. Basically they said, "we're capitalists, we sell ads, and he's buying, and besides, y'all ain't gonna vote for him anyway, so just ignore."


Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (87EdW)



His ads are all over youtube. People are going to be sick of the political ads. Especially when he's acting like he's the nominee already and just attacking Trump.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (Z7lwY)

613 Bernie - "The children must be in government controlled pre-K"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (CDGwz)

614 Bernie... we're going to give you free shit and billionaires are gonna pay for it, dammit!

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (9iOtW)

615 Gay. Commie. Imposter. Megalomaniac. Lost Marbles.


Did I miss anyone?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (pUDQf)

616 Maestro Bernie has composed transcribed a fugue that is both compelling and pernicious.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (ATCV4)

617 You will give over your babies to Bernie.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (L3Rsz)

618 I guess Bernie missed out on his 0-4 education.

Posted by: Democrat Slugs at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (Vy7tf)

619 Pete never went through basic or weapons training, right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM


Affirmative to the first. Direct commission. Unlikely for the second, although he probably did a quick qual ("Which end is the pointy end, Lt.? I'm not going to ask about the thing that goes up.").

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (DMUuz)

620 Bernie gonna tax your older kids for your younger kid's education.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (CTN7u)

621 Again, no flags on the debate stage.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (bDqIh)

622 Love to see any of these turds on a gun range. Especially Pete.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

Hard to hit running targets though - Pete looks fast...

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (32YRo)

623 Buttgiggy talking about his husband.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (ptqGC)

624 Petey uses his spouse as the example of a teacher. Swell.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (CDGwz)

625 Free Childcare for everyone from birth to 4? = early mind control

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (kz2HU)

626 I only lasted about 5 minutes. What a shit show. Do they watch this crap after to see how stupid they look?

Posted by: Infidel at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (FXKw3)

627

Pete's married to a teacher...

Of course.

Better check their basement.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (lg/F7)

628 Lots of descriptive adjectives,
lots of unsupported claims about their plans,
lots of happy talk,
lots of pie-in-the-sky,
lots of asskissing of identity groups
very few details, just emotional words and wishcasting

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (oVJmc)

629 >>>Pence violently skullfucked that pedophile Kaine's ass with grace and dignity. He'll be fine against any one of these fucking losers.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere

I like the intensity.

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (PbpT7)

630 DICK KISSING LOWERS YOUR CHOLESTEROL!

Posted by: SHEP at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (EsGqq)

631 Some people get to talk
others not so much.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (MGjUO)

632 We're all for free education. Free! Free! Free!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (CDGwz)

633 Pete mentioned his husband, drink! But just said is married to a public school educator, not the gender of who he is married to. By design since is in South Carolina?

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (UvJJq)

634 My husband is a teacher. Heh.

Posted by: Democrat Slugs at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (Vy7tf)

635 Are these people really running for President of the United States of America? They are all nothing but puppets. Stand ins for the puppet masters behind the curtains...and to think that approximately 50% of the country will vote for one of them in November.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (wStGL)

636 >>Buttgiggy talking about his husband.


When it comes to love
I want the whole hand

Posted by: Peter w/ Mayo at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (SquW4)

637 This would be perfect fodder for a SNL skit if they
had any balls. Have candidates just keep making up more and more
ludicrous statistics, like an auction.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (H8QX

_________


I will donate $1000 to Mary Pete Bootygag's campaign if he accuses Biden of "pulling that number out of his ass."

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (WqPYg)

638 Yeah but Liz is killer with a bow and arrow.

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (l3+k2)

639 I wager 40 quatloos on the smelly angry old man. 60 quatloos if he yells 'allahgocks' in the next 5 minutes.

Posted by: BluesFish at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (a9L78)

640 My wife is a teacher. $60k would be a raise.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (t3YBx)

641 Peter will also care for them. He showed his children's mental health acumen by having that nine year old boy 'come out' to him on the national stage.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (L3Rsz)

642
Mental health challenges -- like nutso parents insisting that their child needs to "transition"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (pNxlR)

643 In all fairness, we're fucked if they achieve sentience.

--

High schoolers can't read, spell, or adequately use basic grammar. I don't think we need to worry about guns doing it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (UxP0a)

644 Everyone should have a roof over their hut.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (MGjUO)

645

Booty didn't mention his SIX FUCKING FIGURES of student loan debt he's still carrying.


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (lg/F7)

646 Pete's married to a teacher...


That's no marriage...

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (CTN7u)

647 In all fairness, we're fucked if they achieve sentience.

I'll check my Ruger manuals again - but I don't think we're there quite yet.
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM


Some already have.

Posted by: H&K at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (DMUuz)

648 Pete's married to a teacher...



Of course.



Better check their basement.
=================================
And that teacher is constantly lecturing him. EVERY NIGHT

Posted by: Still just john at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (xgR3t)

649 Buttgiggy talking about his husband.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (ptqGC)

Oh glad I'm not watching this part.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (YJxmg)

650 brb Amy Klobuchar wants to talk to my manager

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (PbpT7)

651 Free Childcare for everyone from birth to 4? = early mind control
Posted by: My life
--------

Unspoken "Government controlled"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (CDGwz)

652 Buttgiggy talking about his husband.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (ptqGC)

I hope his hubby wasn't his former troop leader or priest - I smell law suit here....

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (32YRo)

653 One of the Dems should be sure to mention that Pete's married to a dude.

"Pete, I know your husband is a teacher, but..."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (oVJmc)

654 Joe is ready to blow!

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (OMmPm)

655 Is Joe still alive??

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (CjFDo)

656 Joe just babbled something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

657 > Please give more detail on your weapons training Pete.

It could be true. Remember "fully semi-automatic"? That guy was a very high ranking Army officer who was in charge of training.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (DXv3q)

658 Each one of them looks panicked and desperate.

Posted by: April at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (OX9vb)

659 Guys, I'm offering 1 million dollars to every person on America soil if you elect me President.

And I'm going to make billionaire bloggers pay for it.

Who is gonna do better than that??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (7taZ5)

660 Section 8 housing for everyone!

Posted by: Google-eyed woman at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (Vy7tf)

661 I was cheated on my red line mortgage too.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (MGjUO)

662 Turn your children over to Pete's greasy cockholster. Indiana.



Daily.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (CTN7u)

663 Jeepers


All these crazy fucks want to do is spend money.

No words of getting the fuck out of the way and allowing American ingenuity to take over.

No, we can't possibly figure anything out. Had to be a nanny state

Get off my porch, I'll peg your ass

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (PkVlr)

664 646 Pete's married to a teacher...


That's no marriage...
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (CTN7u)

It's a docking station.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (NWiLs)

665 Warren needs to be darted...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (CDGwz)

666 brb Amy Klobuchar wants to talk to my manager

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (PbpT7)

Ohhh your gonna catch a beating now - you ole Ace person you!

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (32YRo)

667 violently skullfucked that pedophile Kaine's ass




I think you either mixed your metaphors or there are some words missing in there



Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (HALdu)


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE KAINE'S HEAD IS ALWAYS UP HIS ASS

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (Ki5SV)

668 The other day I heard John Boy and Billy semi-apologize for all the Bloomberg ads. Basically they said, "we're capitalists, we sell ads, and he's buying, and besides, y'all ain't gonna vote for him anyway, so just ignore."


Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (87EdW)



His ads are all over youtube. People are going to be sick of the political ads. Especially when he's acting like he's the nominee already and just attacking Trump.
Posted by: buzzion


Ignore? Sure.
Let the lies slide? Can't.
He wasn't the mayor guiding the city thru 9/11.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (Xr3y2)

669


Oh dear, just had a mental movie of Globuchar orgasming...

LOL.

Ehhhh Ehhhh Ehhhh I'm coming Eehhhh ehhhh don't stop Uncle Dick ehhh ehhh

She's Lisa Loopner all grown up.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (lg/F7)

670 Joe is ready to blow!
Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (OMmPm)
--------

My husband just said the same thing!

Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (/669Q)

671 New summary of Dem debate:

Now who can argue with that? I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson for clearly stating what needed to be said. I'm particulary glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.

Posted by: RGallegos at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (59GQk)

672 Senator Warren please STFU.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (t3YBx)

673 Why does Squanto Warren betray the redman?

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (ATCV4)

674 And I'm going to make billionaire bloggers pay for it.
Who is gonna do better than that??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM


Easy for a Yoko-invoker to say.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (DMUuz)

675 Get off my porch, I'll peg your ass
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (PkVlr)

Let slip the otters of war!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

676 150 million people have been killed on our streets since 1971?

---

Considering we lost half of the US population, its no wonder we need millions of illegal aliens.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (Pnr4+)

677 >>Oh dear, just had a mental movie of Globuchar orgasming.


You know she backfires when she cums.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (SquW4)

678 Whuh?

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (8B6Ng)

679 I will rename HUD as WUD.

Wigwam and Urban Development!

Posted by: Medicine Woman at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (Vy7tf)

680 Petey uses his spouse as the example of a teacher. Swell.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (CDGwz)


Pete is probably Option B right now. The DNC does not want Bernie - and unless they can come up with a Super Tuesday Miracle, they can't drag Biden over the finish line.

Trump will shed a few voters still - by calling out Booty Judge as a fag. I hope he does it through surrogates. It'll be a margin that makes the Reagan / Mondale run blush. 60-40 in the popular vote.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (heOND)

681 Warren needs to be darted...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (CDGwz)

"She can't stay down with three barrels in her! Not with three she can't!"

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (32YRo)

682 >>> And that teacher is constantly lecturing him. EVERY NIGHT

Pete: my husband nags me too! I am just like you!

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (UvJJq)

683 Here come the race wars

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (PkVlr)

684 CBS seems to suck monkey balls.

Everyone seems to be pissed about Liz popping off.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (VNfwt)

685
I will do away with red-lining --- by insisting that they use a purple crayon instead!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (pNxlR)

686 Holy crap. Mini Mike just called the other Dems "contestants" and said he beat them in the last debate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (ptqGC)

687 The minutes of the school board meeting also put the lie to Lizzie's tale. They were posted online somewhere- said they offered her a job once she gave birth but she elected to leave and that they really wanted her to return.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (JcXHH)

688 > You know that moldy clothes smell some people get when they don't throw away their old clothes even after their dryer stops working too well? Somebody on my bus smell like that, plus ass. I love public transportation.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (DXv3q)

689 Money is no problem. Run Out?
Print more.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (MGjUO)

690 Worked in the projects with Pop Corn.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (MGjUO)

691 Oh boy . Joe on race.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (ptqGC)

692 Roxanne, you don't have to put out the red line...

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (8B6Ng)

693 562 "450 Joe is nutzoid"

He brought his best Joker face tonight. He's going to win one primary before he goes to Sunny Acres, by God.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (puu6v)

Will he pop a cap in the moderators face like in the movie?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (Vy7tf)

694 Joe is down with the homies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (oVJmc)

695 Bloomie bragging on his successes regarding the critical and totally defensible topic of "gay marriage".

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (CTN7u)

696 689 Money is no problem. Run Out?
Print more.
Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (MGjUO)

Weimar? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (NWiLs)

697 Did Joe just claim that he was born a poor black child?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (dH/BH)

698 LMAO....Biden first became "involved in the black community" by being a PUBLIC DEFENDER. Do these fuckers even hear themselves?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (puu6v)

699 674 And I'm going to make billionaire bloggers pay for it.
Who is gonna do better than that??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM

Easy for a Yoko-invoker to say.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM


And as a follow up, vote for me or else.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (7taZ5)

700 Get off my porch, I'll peg your ass
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February



Not sure that is the right motivation

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (HALdu)

701 Gentrification!!!!!

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (OMmPm)

702 You mean I'm gonna stay this color?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (DY3v8)

703 Money is no problem. Run Out?
Print more.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (MGjUO)

Surprised no one has suggested just turning Bloomie upside down and shaking him...

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (32YRo)

704 Gramps is testy tonight.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (puu6v)

705 Ignore? Sure.
Let the lies slide? Can't.
He wasn't the mayor guiding the city thru 9/11.


Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (Xr3y2)



It's like he looked at the success Steyer had with his ad blitz last fall and Guliani's 2012 run and decided to combine them

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (Z7lwY)

706 No gentrification? Biden just lost the avocado toast truck vote.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (SgjGX)

707 Ugh! The image of Klobuchar having an orgasm hits like a gut punch to the butthole!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (87EdW)

708 RE: Black Males make $0.73 for every WM

For the same position?! Certainly not but they should make that clear.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (zqs/f)

709 Joe made sure that bitches got to stay in hood with a mortgage and LOOK, cut me off all the time.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (CTN7u)

710 Joey B: This is how you create wealth. You get a relative in government, and work that angle.

Oh wait ...

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (t3YBx)

711 I think Biden had two secondlys and two thirdlys.

Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (/669Q)

712 Free-form reality must be fun.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (8B6Ng)

713 Good God. How can you bear to listen to this garbage?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (TdMsT)

714 Mike is a people person dontcha know.

Posted by: High low yo! at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (nzKWW)

715 Joe: Location, location, location!

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (ATCV4)

716 REPARATIONS

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (CTN7u)

717 Cute how all the white people are the champions


Oh fuck. Now reparations

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (PkVlr)

718 Steyer gets to talk and he can't.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (8B6Ng)

719 Reparations!

Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (/669Q)

720 Reparations! Drink!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (ptqGC)

721 Everything in the US has a subtext of race.
_Steyer

No stupid

Oh crap he wants to pay reparations.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (MGjUO)

722 Oooh, reparations from Steyer. Drink!!

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (UvJJq)

723
698 LMAO....Biden first became "involved in the black community" by being a PUBLIC DEFENDER. Do these fuckers even hear themselves?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (puu6v)


He convinced Corn Pop to take plea bargain after plea bargain.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (pNxlR)

724 Bwahahahaha - moar free monies!

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (8B6Ng)

725 Here come the race wars
Posted by: Nurse ratched
--------

You ain't seen nuttin' yet. Next debate is sponsored by the Congressional Black Caucus.

Panderpoloosa.

Steyr is getting a head start.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (CDGwz)

726 Joe Mad is not going to let anyone cut him off!

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (zqs/f)

727 The best way to survive a firefight as America's enemy is to let a non-SEAL, non-aviator, US Navy Lieutenant shoot at you.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (u82oZ)

728 Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (t3YBx)

729 Guys, I'm offering 1 million dollars to every person on America soil if you elect me President.


You can count on my vote. One MEEELION dollars would solve every problem I have right now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (HaL55)

730 > violently skullfucked that pedophile Kaine's ass


> I think you either mixed your metaphors or there are some words missing in there

Seems perfectly clear to me. He stuck a skull in Kaine's pooper.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (DXv3q)

731 RE: Black Males make $0.73 for every WM

-

Damn, one would almost be led to believe that 50% of black males not finishing high school would be detrimental to their overall stats.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (UxP0a)

732 AW HELL YEAH

Posted by: Free Shit Army at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (CTN7u)

733 Oh boy . Joe on race.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (ptqGC)

Joe's on something alright - that shit costs a fortune on the street...

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (32YRo)

734 "706 No gentrification? Biden just lost the avocado toast truck votes"

Joe is coming for White Woke's tidy enclaves.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (puu6v)

735 713 Good God. How can you bear to listen to this garbage?
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (TdMsT)

*pats couch*
Sit by me and we can not watch this together.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (NWiLs)

736 No; I don't think Trump would call Buttgieg a fag I hope not. I think he's smarter than that. He's just rag on him for sounding like Obama and for leaving South Bend in a mess.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (WI7YS)

737 Black crimes are higher because over 70% of black mothers ignore them after partying, because Uncle Sam pays a whole lot better than their unemployed asses.


You could have said the truth, Joe

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (sy5kK)

738 Steyer started a bank because racism or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (ptqGC)

739
Steyer, your Injustice Mechanic.

and, and, and ... Reparations Evangelist!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (pNxlR)

740 Thick milf

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (AX8BK)

741 Can we just get an auctioneer to set the price of the votes these jackwads are trying to buy?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (Wm5SB)

742 Reparations?
OK. You have a choice. Stay here or go back to Africa.

Posted by: JAS at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (2BZBZ)

743 592,

I personally do not care for Pence, a significant amount of his staff appeared to be or were devious GopE shits and his whole murky involvement in 25th Amendment and the Flynn affair leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth.

His impersonation of Brave Sir Robin capitulation in Indiana also did not stir me to support him much. Trump could do better I think but internal calculations regarding party peace probably don't let Trump dump him as VP. He reminds me of GHWB and Reagan and likely to pull the same crap if he was elected president in 2024.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (EUDB2)

744 Bwahaha after reparations the mod change the subject so fast my head spun! Do not want to lose the normies horrified by the crap show.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (UvJJq)

745 Bloomie is trying to buy the election with his money, and Bernie is trying to buy the election with the government's money.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (I2/tG)

746 Was Amy the aunt in big hero six?

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (AX8BK)

747 They need a klaxon horn to shut these people up. It cracks me up when they all start babbling at the same time.

Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (/669Q)

748 Reparations. Everyone is scared as fuck to talk about it face to face.

I say - they can't mention this shit enough. This is a winner - for Trump. Another thing I'd send surrogates out to talk about.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (heOND)

749 Steyer all in for reparations.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (9iOtW)

750
*pats couch*
Sit by me and we can not watch this together.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (NWiLs)


I'll be right over!

Do you have any snacks?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (TdMsT)

751 Is it just me, or does it seem they are trying to pump up Amy? Q's appear tailored for her.

Posted by: EveR at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (ZZDMQ)

752 Reparations....drink!

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (+ZLGa)

753 Amy looks like she's an absolute freak when she's had a few cocktails at the Midwest Realtor's Convention meet-and-greet.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (SgjGX)

754 Rural medical doctors = smart Indians and Chinese working on their citizenship.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (MGjUO)

755 Howdy Doo loan payback?

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (8B6Ng)

756
I'm listening to the audio, but not watching the video. SOP for me when taking in "debates".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (pNxlR)

757 You can count on my vote. One MEEELION dollars would solve every problem I have right now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (HaL55)

Not if everyone else had the same MEEELION it wouldn't

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (32YRo)

758 Night ten with no tv.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (1p5ov)

759 Klobby is hiring plumbers and nurses and not sports analysts

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (CTN7u)

760 Buttgiggy jabbering.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (ptqGC)

761 Bloomie is trying to buy the election with his money, and Bernie is trying to buy the election with the government's money.

--

Oh wow, that's great, ARC! Only I'd change 'government' to 'our' money.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (JoUsr)

762 I've been noticing today on Facebook that the democrats I know are starting to try to redefine socialism, and claim that all the negative things said about it is propaganda.

Tells me that the rank and file know it is going to be Bernie and they are trying to soften the message to convince themselves it is ok to vote for him.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (PHotS)

763 Investigate 400 years of slavery, Tom Steyer?

What a panderer.

What a pimp.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (sy5kK)

764 I'm taping it to watch later with Mrs. Splunge. Who is the blackest person on the stage? I know they all want it, but who's making it happen?

Posted by: Splunge at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (dOV9E)

765 Petey - "Racial voter suppression."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (xSo9G)

766 You know that moldy clothes smell some people get when they don't throw away their old clothes even after their dryer stops working too well? Somebody on my bus smell like that, plus ass. I love public transportation.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (DXv3q)


You don't need twenty different kinds of deodorant!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (Ki5SV)

767 Ok. Im over it. If I watch any more of this stupid, well, it might be catching.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (9iOtW)

768 Someone ask Pete about firing the black police chief.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (ptqGC)

769 This is not as much of a comedy show as the last "debate".
Dang.



Someone please notify me if Joe throws a punch at Bernie. Or if Amy pinches Booty boy. otherwise Im out.



Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

770 150 million people have been killed on our streets since 1971?



WTF, Joe?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (pNxlR)



I know there is no math, but in 1970 the US population was 203 million. In 2010 it was 308 million. So we killed 150 million while adding 105 million people? Someone must be reproducing like rabbits around here

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (SpbMr)

771 And as a follow up, vote for me or else.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM


Just skipped by triple-dog dare there. I hear Sheriff MisHum don't take kindly to that in these here parts.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (DMUuz)

772


Here comes Booty talking about life expectancies. He cares dammit, he really does.

HE CARES ABOUT THE BLACKS. IT'S ALL CONNECTED!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (lg/F7)

773 Reparations?

By the time the D's are done, everyone in America will be getting reparations except for straight white males, who will be expected to pay all of the reparations.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (I2/tG)

774 Everything connects back to race! They sound like conspiracy theorists putting pins with string on their wall.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (UvJJq)

775 The guy who takes cock in the ass is concerned about life expectancy. Go figure.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (ATCV4)

776 Voter suppression? Maybe in Indiana. Not so much here in SC.

Posted by: JAS at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (2BZBZ)

777 Amy looks like she's an absolute freak when she's had a few cocktails at the Midwest Realtor's Convention meet-and-greet.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (SgjGX)

So would hit?

Posted by: LOL at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (EsGqq)

778 Happy Homo Hot On Helping Healthcare

like 2008 all over again

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (CTN7u)

779 750
*pats couch*
Sit by me and we can not watch this together.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (NWiLs)


I'll be right over!

Do you have any snacks?
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (TdMsT)

*checks pantry*

Might want to pick up some chips or something on the way.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (NWiLs)

780 I bet Amy laughs like The Nanny

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (AX8BK)

781 Bernie- "Increase funding."

Because, free?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (xSo9G)

782 Mrs Man: Oh, you are watching the debate? I want to see ...

Me: No, no you really don't.

Mrs Man: Yes I do!

Me:

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (t3YBx)

783 There's a fire sir.

Oh, and how do we say that in Italian?

Posted by: Capt. Morton at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (doAIC)

784 Can you imagine how depressing it is to be a democrat, these people act like this is the worst country in the world. It's really sad.

Posted by: spypeach at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (7R8A2)

785 Amy looks like she's an absolute freak when she's had a few cocktails at the Midwest Realtor's Convention meet-and-greet.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (SgjGX)

I'm telling you, middle linebacker slot with the Gophers is all hers for the taking...she's just got to huff a little "go juice" before the Little Brown Jug game, that's all...

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (32YRo)

786 Everything is connected because of voter suppression?

Jesus.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (+ZLGa)

787 I love public transportation.

Just wait until coronavirus hits.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (I2/tG)

788 Mayor Ban Ban

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (MGjUO)

789 You ain't seen nuttin' yet. Next debate is sponsored by the Congressional Black Caucus.

Panderpoloosa.

Steyr is getting a head start.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Omfg. We need a drinking game

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (PkVlr)

790
one more hour to go ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (pNxlR)

791 Are any of them any ways tahrred yet?

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (l3+k2)

792 "None of these idiots have a prayer against Trump."

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers...

Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (w7KSn)

793 Did Biden remember what office he is running for?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (dNzKv)

794 Stop popping your P's old man!

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (8B6Ng)

795 A naked cowboy in every city!

Posted by: JAS at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (2BZBZ)

796 So would hit?
Posted by: LOL at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (EsGqq)


Yeah, I would. I have no shame.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (SgjGX)

797 Pete just got shut down, sorry Pete, CBS got their talking orders to fluff Bloomberg. Pick up your participation trophy on your way out.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (OMmPm)

798 Joe Mad is not going to let anyone cut him off!

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (zqs/f)


Has he got his 6 foot chain with him?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (SpbMr)

799 Kinda OT, but relevant to AOP: how is Wexit coming along?
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (pPNCa)

I am kind of out of the loop, but it sure seems like a lot of bloviating, and no action.

I am sitting home with something that is either bronchitis or pneumonia. Feel like crap. Doctor visit tomorrow. And I had to auger snow out of the driveway today. Moved just enough that I can drive out, in 4-wheel drive, with the throttle matted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (BEtKd)

800 745 Bloomie is trying to buy the election with his money, and Bernie is trying to buy the election with the government's money.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (I2/tG)



Stolen. Or rather in the spirit of Bernie Sanders I'm going to go redistribute your comment.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (Z7lwY)

801 Bloomberg: naked cowboy!

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (UvJJq)

802 What, no reaction shot of Mayor Pete for the words "Naked Cowboy"?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (Wm5SB)

803 Bloomberg banned trans-fats?
What about people that self-identify as trans-fat?
:\

Posted by: ptschett at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (zB+vL)

804 Hahahaha. Joke. Him tell joke.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (8B6Ng)

805 791 Are any of them any ways tahrred yet?
Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (l3+k2)


Adderall is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Splunge at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (dOV9E)

806
789 You ain't seen nuttin' yet. Next debate is sponsored by the Congressional Black Caucus.

Panderpoloosa.

Steyr is getting a head start.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Omfg. We need a drinking game
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (PkVlr)


This one is sponsored by the CBC.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (pNxlR)

807 "naked cowboys in every city"


--Mike Bloomberg , former mayor

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (CTN7u)

808 How about reparations for the gays? They were denied entry (NPI) into the military for a long time, and thus denied VA benefits. Not to mention, being gay would have meant loss of career.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (DY3v8)

809 783 Capt. Morton

Good Andromeda Strain homage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

810 Virus pandemic specialist fired!!

Coronavirus. Drink.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (UvJJq)

811 Thick milf


TMILF?

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (HALdu)

812 THE PANDEMIC IS TRUMP'S FAULT

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (MGjUO)

813 Okay, Mayo Pete just blew out all the circuits in my head. Aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

I'm out, can't take it.

Posted by: Joanne at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (A07hL)

814 Gramps is testy tonight.
Posted by: Trump poisoned

Which one?

Posted by: Infidel at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (FXKw3)

815 Coronavirus! Trump's fault!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (ptqGC)

816 I'll be right over!

Do you have any snacks?
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (TdMsT)

*checks pantry*

Might want to pick up some chips or something on the way.


Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (NWiLs)

Uh, Insom is taken.

Plenty of us though who aren't.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (+ZLGa)

817
Bloomie's jokes go over like a wet, loud fart.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (pNxlR)

818 Naked Cowboy joke. Oh yes, ha ha, we don't want your NYC weirdos in every town and city across the country.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (bDqIh)

819 So coronavirus is Trump's fault. I see.

Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (/669Q)

820 Voter suppression? Maybe in Indiana. Not so much here in SC.
Posted by: JAS at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (2BZBZ)


Not so much anywhere else than South Bend. It's a college town, after all.

Even in Indianapolis - that shit won't fly.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (heOND)

821 Anyone else feel like Bloomberg/DNC packed the audience with supporters?

Posted by: LexisTexas at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (mjcqU)

822 bloomberg, the original sylvester. lisping halfwit motherfucker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (KP5rU)

823 Does anyone believe in the American Dream? Independence? Freedom? Ingenuity? Risk? Faith? Hope?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (PkVlr)

824 Is soylent green full of transfat?

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (t3YBx)

825 No one outside NYC cares about your life expectancy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (ptqGC)

826 I'm short cuz of trump!!!! Reeeee!

Posted by: Lil mike at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (nzKWW)

827 808 How about reparations for the gays? They were denied entry (NPI) into the military for a long time, and thus denied VA benefits. Not to mention, being gay would have meant loss of career



50% off lube. Now go away

Posted by: RJD at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (ucNdt)

828 Yes, the one guy in the country who could stop the Woohoo Flu was fired by Trump. Story checks out.

Now what exactly does the CDC do again?

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (uM6CE)

829 Now there's something you don't hear in a debate very often....naked cowboys.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (+ZLGa)

830
Were I Trump, I'd close the borders TONIGHT, at midnight.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (pNxlR)

831 Joe's going to tackle Alzheimer's.

Oh, the irony.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (puu6v)

832 What is a naked cowboy? Metaphorically or otherwise.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (gSgAd)

833 Biden: Now that we have pushed the Huns back to Weimar, America needs a governor she can trust to get us back on track, and banish that scourge of alcohol from our pubs!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (dNzKv)

834 DARPA!
I invented the internet!
Sincerely,
Joe

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (CjFDo)

835 Slow Joe - "We're gonna spend, spend, spend, spend like crazy!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (xSo9G)

836 Saving life?

Does that include full term babies?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (PkVlr)

837 795 A naked cowboy in every city!
Posted by: JAS at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (2BZBZ)

796 So would hit?
Posted by: LOL at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (EsGqq)


Naked cowboy?

Oh yes, I'd hit it!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (sy5kK)

838

Bloomers told a joke. Do we all have to sign an NDA now?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (SpbMr)

839 743 He reminds me of GHWB and Reagan and likely to pull the same crap if he was elected president in 2024



Yes. Exactly.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (wStGL)

840 SF declares emergency over coronavirus.


Zero confirmed cases.

Posted by: LOL at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (EsGqq)

841 Bloomie's jokes go over like a wet, loud fart.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (pNxlR)


That's why he pays people to laugh at them.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (Y8PSl)

842
DIE A BEE TEES!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (pNxlR)

843 Clap for marijuana!

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (UvJJq)

844 829 Now there's something you don't hear in a debate very often....naked cowboys.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (+ZLGa)


Democrat debate? I'm surprised it took so long for them to bring it up.

Posted by: Splunge at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (dOV9E)

845 DARPACARE > OBAMACARE

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (ATCV4)

846 If I wanted to watch terrible people lying to each other, then the debates are probably the best version.

I don't want to, though.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (l9m7l)

847 Amy wants to legalize pot.

Because you know she's got a lucite container of the stuff hidden on a shelf in her basement.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (SgjGX)

848 Legalize weed! Because, weed good. It'll all be good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (xSo9G)

849 Killmenow

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (PkVlr)

850 823 Does anyone believe in the American Dream? Independence? Freedom? Ingenuity? Risk? Faith? Hope?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (PkVlr)


I've never met anyone on the left who truly believes in his fellow Americans.

The left's slow march to misery is for the purpose of controlling the great unwashed masses.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (TdMsT)

851 First one we watched at home. Pretty entertaining. Should do it more often with more guests. Except for all the comments making me hit pause. :-)

Posted by: JereyDevilRider at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (XEfn8)

852 SF declares emergency over coronavirus.

Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure.


Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (heOND)

853 Is soylent green full of transfat?

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (t3YBx)

Not after the President Sanders famine of 2022 it won't be...and collective farming sounded sooo goood!

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (32YRo)

854
832 What is a naked cowboy? Metaphorically or otherwise.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (gSgAd)


It begins with assless chaps ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (pNxlR)

855 823 Does anyone believe in the American Dream? Independence? Freedom? Ingenuity? Risk? Faith? Hope?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (PkVlr)


Sorry. This Pepsi Generation prefers Coddling, handouts, welfare, warm onesies, safe spaces and free college for life.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (7taZ5)

856 "797 Pete just got shut down, sorry Pete, CBS got their talking orders to fluff Bloomberg. Pick up your participation trophy on your way out."

Bingo.

The skids are being greased to make the steal more palatable.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (puu6v)

857 A naked cowboy in every city and a dick in every deer stand.

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (l3+k2)

858 and Bernie is trying to buy the election with the government's money.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (I2/tG)


OUR money. Burnie just likes using a middleman.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (Y8PSl)

859 What is a naked cowboy? Metaphorically or otherwise.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (gSgAd)

Someone you'll see in Times Square.

Usually a Latina in full body paint though.

(not complaining)

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (+ZLGa)

860 785 Amy looks like she's an absolute freak when she's had a few cocktails at the Midwest Realtor's Convention meet-and-greet.

If no one saw you sneak her back to the dorm...yuh

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (AX8BK)

861 Make Drugs Great Again!
Sincerely,
Amy

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (CjFDo)

862 DARPA!
I invented the internet!
Sincerely,
Joe
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (CjFDo)


I actually saw one of the first demonstrations of the Arpanet. It was cool. But only one computer for the whole post and I had 30 captains needing it.

It'll never work.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (axyOa)

863 Innocent people are watching this pornography
and believe that it is real.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (MGjUO)

864 "A chicken for every pothead and a soup brush at every table!"

Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (uM6CE)

865 Red alert. Synemas rack is front and center
Ina silver dress on cspan3 right now.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (67sg6)

866 The D's have taken to heart that ad campaign about -

"Free" "Free Free Free" "Free Free" ....

Posted by: Pussy Galore at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (doAIC)

867 854
It begins with assless chaps ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (pNxlR)


(turns red)
All chaps are assless. That's the truth. End of discussion!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (dOV9E)

868 Would you buy a used car from Joe Biden?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)

869 Bernie - "Racist!" Drink!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (xSo9G)

870 Amy looks like she's an absolute freak when she's had a few cocktails at the Midwest Realtor's Convention meet-and-greet.




not getting asked to prom taught her a few things.

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (HALdu)

871 I'll bet Bernie smokes weed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (ptqGC)

872 837 795 A naked cowboy in every city!
Posted by: JAS at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (2BZBZ)

796 So would hit?
Posted by: LOL at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (EsGqq)


Naked cowboy?

Oh yes, I'd hit it!
Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (sy5kK)

And 9-year-old boys too, apparently.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (NWiLs)

873 Sanders is going to help Black and Latinos set up Head Shops?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (puu6v)

874 >>> How about reparations for the gays?

Money to family of everyone that died from AIDS, because Reagan at fault.

They want to put coronavirus on Trump the way they pinned AIDS in Reagan. Believe it.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (UvJJq)

875 OMG did you see Biden'a face?!

Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (/669Q)

876 So has Marcy Darcy ripped.off Steve Darcy's balls yet?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (9dzlp)

877 Does Luntz still have his dunces? How have they been responding to these debates?

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (Z7lwY)

878 Bernie pumps up the Voter Intoxication Act of 2020

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (CTN7u)

879 Bernie - "We're gonna turn over drug sales to minorities!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (xSo9G)

880 We're going to teach Latinos how
to sell marijuana.

What!!!

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (MGjUO)

881 I'm sorry. Amy is too chunky to be President.. she's perfect as National Librarian though!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (CjFDo)

882 Biden just got cut off in mid-lie brag.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (ptqGC)

883 864 "A chicken for every pothead and a soup brush at every table!"
Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (uM6CE)


The table is not properly set, until it has a salad comb.

Posted by: Splunge at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (dOV9E)

884 Huge corporations that control the illegal marijuana market?

Posted by: JAS at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (2BZBZ)

885
You will have a marijuana quota -- consume five pounds per day, or else!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (pNxlR)

886 Minority dope dealers for the win!

wait, dont we already have this?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (Vy7tf)

887
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (NWiLs)

Uh, Insom is taken.

Plenty of us though who aren't.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (+ZLGa)



Insom is a friend! But why don't you join us?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (TdMsT)

888 870 Amy looks like she's an absolute freak when she's had a few cocktails at the Midwest Realtor's Convention meet-and-greet


Golf ball through a garden hose

Posted by: RJD at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (ucNdt)

889 Wait, I thought Joe was in charge of the DERPA project.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (Wm5SB)

890 Manno manno.. they are freezing out Slow Joe like crazy!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (CjFDo)

891 854
832 What is a naked cowboy? Metaphorically or otherwise.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (gSgAd)

It begins with assless chaps ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (pNxlR)

They skip leg day. Sad!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (NWiLs)

892 Of course, all the Democrats oppose travel restrictions designed to keep the coronavirus from coming here.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (I2/tG)

893 871 I'll bet Bernie smokes weed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (ptqGC)



But has probably never bought it himself.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (Z7lwY)

894 Haven't heard from Liz W in a while. Unusual. They turn her mic off?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (ja/kn)

895 I'll bet Bernie smokes weed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
---------

That would explain a lot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (xSo9G)

896 Government loans to help minorities start drug businesses.

You couldn't make this shit up.

What's next, legalized prostitution and microloans for pimps?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (SgjGX)

897 Fun Fact:
The vast overwhelming majority of American citizens trace their histories and lines back to the late 19th and early 20th century and had fuck all to do with slavery.

Paternal side of my family arrived in the 1880's maternal side 1910's, and fuckall to do with slavery.

Just another avenue for "progressives" to foment division.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (syrZF)

898 Uh, Insom is taken.

Plenty of us though who aren't.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February


Don't start anything until you get back from abroad.

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (HALdu)

899 "Bust a deal, face the wheel!"

Crap your pants, safety dance!

Posted by: Drink like Paint Chip Joe at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (fgkVZ)

900 I'm exhausted.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (ptqGC)

901 Bernie: Let's assist minorities and help them sling narcotic, legally to you white trailer trash cousin-humpers.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (ATCV4)

902
Break time -- new thread?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (pNxlR)

903 Hey! How come white people aren't going to be helped to grow and sell pot????

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (+ZLGa)

904 This is like bizarre performance art from the Dadaist period.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (8B6Ng)

905 oh "a few corporations control the legal marijuana market."
LOL

Posted by: JAS at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (2BZBZ)

906 785 Amy looks like she's an absolute freak when she's had a few cocktails at the Midwest Realtor's Convention meet-and-greet.

The cubby ones always try harder

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (AX8BK)

907 I'm converting WA to a pot farm.

Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (MVjcR)

908 875 OMG did you see Biden'a face?!

Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (/669Q)


I'm focused on the monitor TV is in peripheral
it looks like the set of Wheel of Fortune.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (MGjUO)

909 Who can string together the most buzzwords before they change the subject?

Joe Rogan has tried every drug known to man, and can manage a 3 hour session more cogent than any modern debate.

This nonsense will kill our republic, and that's why I'm glad that television is dying.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (LxTcq)

910 Sorry. This Pepsi Generation prefers Coddling, handouts, welfare, warm onesies, safe spaces and free college for life.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (7taZ5)


Boss - this generation is looking for the same shit their mentors taught them.

These friggin' Millenials are just the Baby Boomers without a war to fight. They worship authority the same way. They believe in getting rewards for showing up. They are exactly the same. Exactly. The. Same.

They hate risk and want security. Just like their teachers.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (heOND)

911 Joe: I wrote the constitution!

Posted by: mesablue at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (hVYYs)

912 Bernie - "We're gonna turn over drug sales to minorities!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (xSo9G)

It's called MS-13 Bernie

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (32YRo)

913 OT/

Whoa! The Johns Hopkins COVID-19 tracker at the moment says there is exactly 30,000 people who'e recovered from disease.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (zqs/f)

914 SF declares emergency over coronavirus.


Zero confirmed cases.
Posted by: LOL at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (EsGqq)

---

Is anyone actually doing any testing there?

Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (RU4sa)

915 Take care of yourself, AOP. I'm a lot more worried about pneumonia than coronavirus

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (JKNZq)

916 Uh, Insom is taken.

Plenty of us though who aren't.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February


Don't start anything until you get back from abroad.

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (HALdu)

Is "a girl in every port" only for Navy guys?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (+ZLGa)

917 905 oh "a few corporations control the legal marijuana market."
LOL

Posted by: JAS at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (2BZBZ)


MS 13
Cali cartel
Zetas

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (MGjUO)

918


Your dick tastes like shit!

Posted by: Peteer Buttplugg at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (TsjXL)

919 Yeah, I need to stop. I've probably lost more brain cells than after drinking a family sized jug of Valu-Rite mixed with with Toilet Duck.

Again.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (8B6Ng)

920 Miss Amy looks like she could suck the brass off a door knob.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (9iOtW)

921 all bernie does is bogart off dumbasses.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (KP5rU)

922 So they will be helping minorities have marijuana businesses. Pandering much?

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (kz2HU)

923 Joe: I wrote the constitution!

Posted by: mesablue


LOL

and WOW!


The 'mesablue' !

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (CTN7u)

924 920: just don't look down.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (KP5rU)

925
Liz was suppressed more in that segment.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (pNxlR)

926 Is "a girl in every port" only for Navy guys?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February








A roommate of mine preferred a port in every girl.

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (HALdu)

927 896, Colorado Alex,
Think like a politician, those are human capital development loans.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (EUDB2)

928 Biden wants a cure for altimeters. Bruce Banner knows that urgency.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (LxTcq)

929 BREAKING: A US soldier stationed in Korea has tested positive for coronavirus

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (xPl2J)

930


ONE HUNNERT AND FIFTY THOUSAND MILLION PEOPLE HOOKED ON DRUGS SINCE 2014.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (lg/F7)

931
I actually saw one of the first demonstrations
of the Arpanet. It was cool. But only one computer for the whole post
and I had 30 captains needing it.



It'll never work.

Posted by: Diogenes

........
When I was at the Univ of Illinois Med Ctr campus in mid 70's, the grad students were using some form of this to write their theses.. primitive.. but light years away from having a typist do it from hand scribed text.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (CjFDo)

932 The demand for Metamucil bottoms out during these Democrat debates.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (ATCV4)

933 So Bernie wants to give away Weed Stamps. The rest will agree soon enough.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (puu6v)

934
The cubby ones always try harder
Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (AX8BK)

Don't I know it!

Posted by: Annette at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (Wm5SB)

935 hulu does 'Hillary'.

*vomit*

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (CTN7u)

936 Golf ball through a garden hose

Posted by: RJD at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (ucNdt)

She should try shaving first - probably makes it visually more pleasurable...

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:18 PM (32YRo)

937 Amy K. reminds me of Laura Bush. On coke.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 25, 2020 09:18 PM (dH/BH)

938 Is "a girl in every port" only for Navy guys?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (+ZLGa)


For the navy, girls look a lot like Marines.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2020 09:18 PM (axyOa)

939 oh boy. Here we go again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

940 867 854
It begins with assless chaps ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (pNxlR)

(turns red)
All chaps are assless. That's the truth. End of discussion!

But all asses are not chapless.

Posted by: Naked Cowboy Pete at February 25, 2020 09:18 PM (l1TIo)

941 Another damn Steyer ad. Steyer is all in in SC. Been running ads for a solid three months now.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:18 PM (9iOtW)

942 Insom is a free man.
He can do as he pleases.


The Bloomberg ads during every break are very sketchy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:18 PM (PkVlr)

943 Omg. Commanding US troops question.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

944 Miss Amy looks like she could suck the brass off a door knob.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February




Were that the deciding criteria mayor pete would be doing better.

Posted by: not somayor pete at February 25, 2020 09:18 PM (HALdu)

945 Plenty of us though who aren't.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (+ZLGa)



Insom is a friend! But why don't you join us?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (TdMsT)

Because I will only have threesomes with two WOMEN, that's why.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (+ZLGa)

946 Is "a girl in every port" only for Navy guys?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM


Yes. Marines take care of the others.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (DMUuz)

947 NatSec...this should be good

Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (ja/kn)

948 You want a family history of slave trading, you look at Obama.

How many people even owned slaves back then? Was it just the 1%-ers with a plantation or a factory? (You know, Democrats)

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (CDGwz)

949 941 Another damn Steyer ad. Steyer is all in in SC. Been running ads for a solid three months now.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:18 PM (9iOtW)


Has he found anyone who actually likes him?

Posted by: Splunge at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (dOV9E)

950 Joe - I created the military.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (OMmPm)

951 Keep America safe. Like, I dunno, KEEP THE BORDER SECURE ... or something.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (t3YBx)

952 Steyer sounds pretty good until the second sentence.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (MGjUO)

953 Is "a girl in every port" only for Navy guys?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (+ZLGa)

No it most certainly is not.

Posted by: The Space Force at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (Wm5SB)

954 I'll bet Pete is itching for the CinC question.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (ptqGC)

955
Keep braves on reservation! Teach them squaws' work!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (pNxlR)

956 Gottam Warren is a pos.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (67sg6)

957 Joe: I wrote the constitution!

This is what his team feared - its gone pear shape - abort! Abort! Bite down on the pill, Joe!

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (32YRo)

958 941, Steyer is there to block Bernie momentum. In NH, it was reported that he dropped out but after about an hour or so he was declaring that he was in. My guess is DNC talked him into it. They are running the old spreader technique that the RNC liked to do until Trump beat them at their game. Pataki and Gilmore? Cmon give me a break.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (EUDB2)

959 Aaaaand Bloomie brings up 9/11

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (PkVlr)

960 I think something terrible just happened.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (CTN7u)

961 I leave for a while and there's a party at Insomniac's?!?

*puts ValuRite in purse in case its BYOB*

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (/+bwe)

962 957!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (9dzlp)

963
Because I will only have threesomes with two WOMEN, that's why.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (+ZLGa)


Oh for Pete's sake!

Behave yourself!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (TdMsT)

964 Because I will only have threesomes with two WOMEN, that's why.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

---

What's wrong with that?

Posted by: Katie Hill at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (Y4EXg)

965 Napoleon Soda uses 9/11 again. What a prick.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (Y8PSl)

966 Dammit

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (9dzlp)

967
Well, no shit we're not winning in A-stan or the Middle East. You people are quick! -- too quick for me!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (pNxlR)

968 When Trump tells them about the laser satellite they're going to lose it.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (MGjUO)

969 Warren: tools in our toolbox!!

I think she means litter box.

Bloomberg brings up 9/11, drink!

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (UvJJq)

970 Chief Grey Beaver: "I know someone who is in the military, I'm qualified to be CiC."

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (+ZLGa)

971 Bloomberg not getting cut off tonight. Payment had been made.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (67sg6)

972 Buttedgedge

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (MGjUO)

973 Combat training??? Oh for pity sake.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (OMmPm)

974 Squanto just taught a fourth grade social studies class. Bravo!

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (ATCV4)

975 It sucks for them they can't blame Trump for starting an unpopular war.

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (l3+k2)

976 Hmm, I have two flights in March. I wonder if things are going to be so panicky by then that I lose them.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (CDGwz)

977 WTF did Bloomberg just muddle through about Middle East wars?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (puu6v)

978
I stood on the mound of the WTC and thought, "Man, could I ever use lifts that are this high!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (pNxlR)

979 Omg. Pete talking combat training. Kill me now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (ptqGC)

980 Good lord petes answers are all so fake.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (67sg6)

981 Buttedgedge, wasn't his assignment - Driver?

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (MGjUO)

982 777 Amy looks like she's an absolute freak when she's had a few cocktails at the Midwest Realtor's Convention meet-and-greet.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (SgjGX)

So would hit?
Posted by: LOL at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (EsGqq)

-----------------------

Maybe with a traffic cone...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (CAJOC)

983 The number one priority in fighting Covid19 is avoiding racial discrimination and performing minority outreach so they don't feel marginalized.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (dNzKv)

984 will Bloomie get a young comedians HBO special?

Posted by: avi at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (kSq2k)

985 Pete is trying to do the folksy thing with his military record, sheesh. Tracy flick level of pandering.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (UvJJq)

986 Major Pete honors our military in a way no butt fucker ever has!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (CjFDo)

987 Uh, oh...feed here interrupted Pete...like Max Headroom.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (CDGwz)

988 Listen to my heart

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (MGjUO)

989



Combat training?

Not boot camp?

Everything this dude says seems programmed by an AI.

What a douchebag.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (lg/F7)

990 What country have we cut and run on? I missed that one.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (+ZLGa)

991
Ooooh, Petey wore body armor!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (pNxlR)

992 Is "a girl in every port" only for Navy guys?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (+ZLGa)

No it most certainly is not.

Posted by: The Space Force at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (Wm5SB)

No fooling around until Romney has been satisfactorily loaded into the Space Cannon an launched successfully into the sun - Mary Jane Rotten Crotch can wait! Think of America, cadets.

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (32YRo)

993 953 Is "a girl in every port" only for Navy guys?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (+ZLGa)

No it most certainly is not.

Posted by: The Space Force at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (Wm5SB



An Arcturian on every planet.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (Z7lwY)

994 Booty boi talking about his service in the 'Stan.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (9iOtW)

995 992!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (9dzlp)

996 817, Krebs, you will be paid to laugh at Mayor Mikey's jokes or you're fired.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (EUDB2)

997 Because I will only have threesomes with two WOMEN, that's why.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy


C'mon over. Our standing offer for 'rons still stands.

Posted by: Lena D. & Cora Segal at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (DMUuz)

998 Pete Buttplugs teeth are the same shade of yellow that my Patrol Towel ended up after a typical 73-day patrol......... gross on like 3 different levels,,,,,

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (jjaLl)

999 He mentioned Corona ... in using the military ...

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (t3YBx)

1000 The more I see of ButtJizz, the more I call him "White Obama".

He has that same smug, self-assured way of spouting total garbage.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (lbYzk)

1001 Ignoring biden. Hilarious but sad.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (67sg6)

1002 Hiss assless chaps protected him.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (Vy7tf)

1003 The fag is the only veteran on stage. This dicksucking Obama ventriloquist dummy is everything that was wrong the Obama military.


This cockholster, too is the story of Obama.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (CTN7u)

1004 But somebody's gonna' diiiieeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (MGjUO)

1005 Thing that I find hysterically funny: No Democrat will spend a penny in South Carolina after the primary.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (JCrfD)

1006 Good lord petes answers are all so fake.
Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (67sg6)

He can only memorize so many Obama speeches.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (dNzKv)

1007 Buttedgedge, wasn't his assignment - Driver?
Posted by: Braenyard
------

Pete - " I wore body armor! I'm a warrior!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (CDGwz)

1008

It sucks for them they can't blame Trump for starting an unpopular war.
Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (l3+k2)

They so wanted him to hit Iran. LOL.

He left those idiots hanging.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (lg/F7)

1009 Here come the trains

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (MGjUO)

1010 When did Pete see combat or even fire his weapon? He's a fabulist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (ptqGC)

1011 Joe complains he's being ignored.. and he is!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (CjFDo)

1012 Is "a girl in every port" only for Navy guys?

Boy in every port would be more like it.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (pPNCa)

1013 Ooooh, Petey wore body armor!

Pete, it's UnderArmour. Lots of us do.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (CDGwz)

1014 Amy sounds like she has a dick in her mouth

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (PkVlr)

1015 Ooooh, Petey wore body armor!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (pNxlR)


He looked fabulous!

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (aS1PU)

1016 Quarantine them: Like in cages. At the border.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (t3YBx)

1017
Corona scare: spread it!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (pNxlR)

1018 These sleepy, barely conscious old fucks wouldn't know what to use to take a human temperature.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (CTN7u)

1019 Pete the POG.

Posted by: mesablue at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (hVYYs)

1020 990 What country have we cut and run on? I missed that one.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (+ZLGa)


I can't think of one. But everyone on the stage except Bloomie will cut and run on Israel.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (AMIL/)

1021

Trump basically fired the CDC!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (lg/F7)

1022 Infest in education

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (MGjUO)

1023 Ignoring biden. Hilarious but sad.

It's awkward. He's running for the Senate.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (JCrfD)

1024 Buttedgedge, wasn't his assignment - Driver?

Rain Man.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (CDGwz)

1025 Pete - " I wore body armor! I'm a warrior!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (CDGwz)

---

*snort*

He was a fobbit.

Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (RU4sa)

1026 So the Deep State's CDC mouthpieces did coordinate with the DNC about coronavirus, but didn't see the open borders issue coming up.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (puu6v)

1027 Pandemic!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (CjFDo)

1028 PANIC!

THE SKY IS FALLING!

WE ALL GONNA DIE!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (PkVlr)

1029
We're all gonna die cause #orangemanbad would not keep ladling cash to the medicos!!!!

Reeeeeeeeee!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (pNxlR)

1030

Did Pete ever hook up with Super Extra Special Warrior Colonel Major General Vindman?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (lg/F7)

1031 1000 The more I see of ButtJizz, the more I call him "White Obama".

He has that same smug, self-assured way of spouting total garbage.



He has been studying obama speeches. Plagiarizes them, copies the mannerisms. He has probably watched hundreds of hours of Obama talking.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (dNzKv)

1032 Joe defeated Ebola.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (OMmPm)

1033 Amy looks like she needs a nap.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (+ZLGa)

1034 Klobber strikes me as cold-blooded. Dead pan.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (CDGwz)

1035 Holy Shit, Joe saved millions of lives.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (Wm5SB)

1036 He has that same smug, self-assured way of spouting total garbage.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (lbYzk)

Kind of reminds me of that white guy in "Grand Torino" who was escorting the Asian girl before the brothers showed up - that's him to a tee.

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (32YRo)

1037 So CdC lady is Rosensteins sister. Now all these dems dropping terror on this. Unbelievable. They are destroying the market to get trump.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (67sg6)

1038 Biden made sure ebola didn't get into the United States? Hell, he and Obama opened the country up to it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (puu6v)

1039 Amy sounds like she has a dick in her mouth

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (PkVlr)


Petey is going to be jealous

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (8SGHB)

1040 Democrats caused the cut and run in Vietnam.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (MGjUO)

1041 Joe saved millions of lives!
Hot damn! Thank you Joe!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (CjFDo)

1042 I heard that Pete didn't go through boot camp.

He did some squirrely thing where he passed right through all the stuff you normally go through and was assigned directly to the officer corps. Just like Hunter Biden did.

Posted by: squeakywheel at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (w+fMF)

1043 I wore body armor! I'm a warrior!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February



when did they start referring to rubbers as body armor?

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (HALdu)

1044 Why was frank-Dodd so bad again?

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (UUBmN)

1045
Amy won the pander packing prize by delivering the most pander in the fewest words -- you go, gurrrrl!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (pNxlR)

1046 Joe-no one thinks you and the dog eater did a good job.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (67sg6)

1047 Biden blaming trump again for coronavirus and taking credit for Ebola.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (UvJJq)

1048 Joe saved millions, who were then gunned down on the streets.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (t3YBx)

1049 The chubby ones always try harder
Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (AX8BK)

Don't I know it!
Posted by: Annette at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (Wm5SB)

Please say your last name is Funicello

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (AX8BK)

1050 Biden...we wiped out Ebola virus. We did it, dammit. And I'll insist China that we go in to help with the virus

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (9iOtW)

1051 Joe is going to invade China. That's troubling.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (ZLI7S)

1052 Pete Buttplugs teeth are the same shade of yellow that my Patrol Towel ended up after a typical 73-day patrol......... gross on like 3 different levels,,,,,

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (jjaLl)

I bet the jerk sock was a mess.

Posted by: LOL at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (EsGqq)

1053 Bloomberg complements trump. But buttplug has shoulder patch remorse

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (gSgAd)

1054 Oh, Christ. Biden taking personal credit for stopping Ebola.

Also talking about sending personnel to China by force.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (lbYzk)

1055


Biden drank some ebola, so the kids wouldn't get it!

He did it! He stopped it right then!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (lg/F7)

1056 Joe:! "Here's the deal!! Blah blah blah"

The crowd loves him for some reason.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

1057
I hear no talk of closing the border.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (pNxlR)

1058 Joe is so angry!

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (zqs/f)

1059 893 871 I'll bet Bernie smokes weed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (ptqGC)



But has probably never bought it himself.
Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (Z7lwY)


A perfect summary of Bernie's political career.


Oh, and he sponsored bills to name TWO (2) - yes, TWO post offices in Vermont.

I said TWO!, people.

TWO!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, keeping the facts straight at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (sy5kK)

1060 Oh Joe, I doubt you saved millions of lives.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (+ZLGa)

1061 1037 So CdC lady is Rosensteins sister. Now all these dems dropping terror on this. Unbelievable. They are destroying the market to get trump.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (67sg6)

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (MGjUO)

1062


We need to go to China! Get in there!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (lg/F7)

1063 iirc, Obamao used some special mesmerizing speech patterns/technique.

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (l3+k2)

1064 Bernie Sanders: Climate Change Microbiologist

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (CTN7u)

1065 Jeebus.


THese people think they will lead our country into prosperity and peace and stability.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (PkVlr)

1066 Biden got arrested for murdering ebola in Africa

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (HALdu)

1067
Joe on the phone with China ... quid pro joe

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (pNxlR)

1068 Who else wants to break sanders arms in 3 places?

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (67sg6)

1069 Bernie's gestures drive me nuts.

"Green New Deal" Drink!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (CDGwz)

1070 Joe is the fucking Sheriff of Mother Earth, Bitches!

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (ATCV4)

1071 Bernie taking Trump sound bite that it will end in two months literally. Idiot.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (UvJJq)

1072 Slow Joe is gonna force his way into China?

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (+ZLGa)

1073 Which one of those on stage just coughed? Quarantine them all!!eleventy!!

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (9iOtW)

1074 Just like Hunter Biden did.

Tried to do.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (JCrfD)

1075
Yeah, an 11 years from now climate change is gonna kill us all, Chief Scientist Bernie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (pNxlR)

1076 This is a suck ass Joe crowd - he could say "Mambo in the Banana Patch" and they'd cheer

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (32YRo)

1077 I guess the democrats are hoping that the Coronavirus kills a lot of Americans to score political points.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (OMmPm)

1078 Oh, sorry, I meant millions of Ukrainian rubles.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (CDGwz)

1079 bloomie can't speak

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (PkVlr)

1080 The self-admitted commie is blaming coronavirus on "global warming". And of course, the solution to that is more communism. As it always is.

They've got plenty of communism in China already, Bernie. Doesn't seemed to have helped them with the environment OR the corona virus, does it?



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (lbYzk)

1081 Oooh, Bloomberg pushing back against his China overlords! With a wink to them I am sure.

China leader serve at behest? Constituency?

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (UvJJq)

1082 Bernie sucking on China
He does that
He has a lot of money over there

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (MGjUO)

1083 Joe confused 'ebola' with 'ebonics', and now ebola no longer exists. Joe does it again!

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (OisDX)

1084

"I heard that Pete didn't go through boot camp."

Just look at the dude!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (lg/F7)

1085 No question Xi has an enormous amount of power.

No shit, midget.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (puu6v)

1086 The meds are wearing off.



NAP TIME

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (CTN7u)

1087 >>Who else wants to break sanders arms in 3 places?
Posted by: Eli Cash

I think I'm getting motion sickness watching him.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (kz2HU)

1088 Bloomberg not Bernie

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (MGjUO)

1089 Did Joe invent Doc Weasel's Miracle Tonic?

No! No he did not!

Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (MVjcR)

1090 We need to go to China! Get in there!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (lg/F7)

Otters?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (/+bwe)

1091 1073 Which one of those on stage just coughed? Quarantine them all!!eleventy!!
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (9iOtW)


That would be epic funny.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (qu1px)

1092
Which one of those on stage just coughed? Quarantine them all!!eleventy!!
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&&


Are you sure it wasn't a fart?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (aKsyK)

1093 1090!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (9dzlp)

1094 Joe said "Wigger" lol

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (AX8BK)

1095 Bernie slammed Trump for being unscientific and thinking that the virus will be done in two months. When it gets warm.

I'll bet there is scientific evidence to back that up.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (VNfwt)

1096 Joe goes after white kids acting like black kids.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (CTN7u)

1097 Wiggers? The fugg is Joe taking about?

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (67sg6)

1098 Biden is really slamming the Chicoms.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (lbYzk)

1099 Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Bern Man!
Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Bern Man!
Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Bern Man!
Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Bern Man!

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (OisDX)

1100 Biden: reconstruction camps?

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (UvJJq)

1101 1031 1000 The more I see of ButtJizz, the more I call him "White Obama".

He has that same smug, self-assured way of spouting total garbage.



He has been studying obama speeches. Plagiarizes them, copies the mannerisms. He has probably watched hundreds of hours of Obama talking.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (dNzKv)


Obama was curious.


Pete is solid.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, keeping the facts straight at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (sy5kK)

1102 I heard that Pete didn't go through boot camp.

He did some squirrely thing where he passed right through all the stuff you normally go through and was assigned directly to the officer corps. Just like Hunter Biden did.
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (w+fMF)


I only did 45 days of training when I commissioned as an MD. Mostly classroom, a couple two- tree days in the field.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (dNzKv)

1103 Can I purchase Doc Weasel's Miracle Tonic at Amazon?

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (MGjUO)

1104 "Reconstruction camps".

Joe's off his meds

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (t3YBx)

1105
XI: "Is you ain't, or is you is my 'stituency?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (pNxlR)

1106 Biden has anger issues.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (qu1px)

1107 Take care of yourself, AOP. I'm a lot more worried about pneumonia than coronavirus
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (JKNZq)

Thanks. I hope the sawbones gives me a scrip for antibiotics. And some heavy-duty codeine cough syrup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (ucP1F)

1108
I could teach anybody how to deal with China. Hell, how to run China.

Posted by: Mini-Mike Bloomberg at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (rCwaK)

1109 Warren attacking the wrong candidate again.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (OMmPm)

1110 You can't trust Bloomberg.

LET'S SEE HIS TAXES

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (MGjUO)

1111 Can someone just EMP the stage. It is a total waste fest of time. May God help us if any of these anti American baby killers gets in

Posted by: morigu at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (Eu98u)

1112 Joe: Uighurs!

He's just rambling now. We flew bombers through the no-fly zone!

WTH is he talking about?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (ptqGC)

1113 Lizzie's going full Chicken Lady.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (oVJmc)

1114

Chinese guy has a million wiggers workin!

Woah!

Joe says he's the only one who can work with foreign leaders, then he starts threatening China.

HE IS A FUCKING LUNATIC.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (lg/F7)

1115 I think Warren is hot for Bloomie

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (AX8BK)

1116 Biden founded the underground railroad before it became amtrak.

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (HALdu)

1117 Joe flew B-1 bombers! into Indochina ! or the Middle East!

Or something!

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (CTN7u)

1118 "1073 Which one of those on stage just coughed? Quarantine them all!!eleventy!!"

One coughed during the weed-in.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (puu6v)

1119 Biden is really slamming the Chicoms.

Wow, they either gave him permission or he forgot whose side he's supposed to be on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (KZzsI)

1120 I only did 45 days of training when I commissioned as an MD. Mostly classroom, a couple two- tree days in the field.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


but you are an MD. And emergency med.

Buttguy is not.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (PkVlr)

1121 I don't think I followed that word salad that Biden was just spouting, but did he just threaten to send bombers to China?

Surely that's not what I heard?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (lbYzk)

1122 Honestly. The leftists all wave their arms like maniacs and their heads shake like weird animatronics from showbiz pizza in the 1980s

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (67sg6)

1123 @realDonaldTrump 46 seconds ago

CDC and my Administration are doing a GREAT job of handling Coronavirus, including the very early closing of our borders to certain areas of the world. It was opposed by the Dems, "too soon", but turned out to be the correct decision. No matter how well we do, however, the.....

....Democrats talking point is that we are doing badly. If the virus disappeared tomorrow, they would say we did a really poor, and even incompetent, job. Not fair, but it is what it is. So far, by the way, we have not had one death. Let's keep it that way!

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (cF8AT)

1124 Warren (the pathological liar) says that we need an honest President.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (xSo9G)

1125 Can I purchase Doc Weasel's Miracle Tonic at Amazon?
Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (MGjUO)
-------
The Doc Weasel distribution model relies on face to face sales.

Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (MVjcR)

1126 The Corona is a bio weapons attack by the Chinese.
It is no accident.

Posted by: roscoe at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (WX+x0)

1127 Read back comments. I hope it's just bronchitis Alberta Oil Peon

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (/+bwe)

1128 Aint seen nuthin this entertaining since my cousin chucked a banana into a cage of starving monkeys at the circus.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (VxHRr)

1129 Wiggers? Joe used the W-Word??

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (l3+k2)

1130 We need to pull together and do what the crazies think!

Posted by: Achromatic refuse at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (Hdg8X)

1131
Oh, GFY with respect to the released tax forms nonsense ... like you geniuses have the gray matter to understand them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (pNxlR)

1132 Joe, "I'm the only one on this stage who has slain a dinosaur!"

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (AX8BK)

1133 Lower the Cone of Silence.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (aKsyK)

1134 Steyer is dangerous

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (MGjUO)

1135 Biden: the real threat is these newfangled dirigibles. They are literally hydrogen filled bombs waiting to crash into our homes!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (dNzKv)

1136 Climate again! Drink!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (ptqGC)

1137 Why all these questions about problems with other countries? Joe says he's already fixed every one of the world's problems.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (AMIL/)

1138 Ten billion wiggers......at the ICP show.

Posted by: mesablue at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (hVYYs)

1139 I think Warren is hot for Bloomie
Posted by: Ocho Chico


She'd let him grab it.

Posted by: mikeski at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (P1f+c)

1140 Styer ripping America first. Keep rubbing that chicken

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (67sg6)

1141 Honestly. The leftists all wave their arms like maniacs and their heads shake like weird animatronics from showbiz pizza in the 1980s
Posted by: Eli Cash
------

They are all trying to close the gesture gap with Bernie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (xSo9G)

1142 AOP,
Way back in the 70s, we went into this little junk shop. They had phenobarbital cough syrup! It was great stuff. Too bad they don't sell it any more.

Hope the doc fixes you up and you can get some rest.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (JKNZq)

1143 The Corona is a bio weapons attack by the Chinese.
It is no accident.
Posted by: roscoe



But none of the published numbers make sense. 40 million quarantined. 80,000 sick, but only 2500 give or take, have died. As a lab built pathogen, that's got a pretty poor kill rate.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (Xr3y2)

1144 STEYER IS VERY CONCERNED ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE and the attendant subsidies

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (oVJmc)

1145 ....Democrats talking point is that we are doing badly. If the virus disappeared tomorrow, they would say we did a really poor, and even incompetent, job. Not fair, but it is what it is. So far, by the way, we have not had one death. Let's keep it that way!
Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (cF8AT)

---

Tomoorow's headline:

Trump lied.

An American died.

Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (RU4sa)

1146 Here comes the fourth grade globalist cop out.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (ATCV4)

1147 Bernie opposes authoritarianism.


*wink*

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (CTN7u)

1148 I flew B-1 bombers through the no-fly zone!

Posted by: Plugs at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (Vy7tf)

1149
I miss our Euroweenie friends! ** sniffs **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (pNxlR)

1150 Should China be able to build here?
Lizzy: Bloomberg should show his taxes!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (r+sAi)

1151 Reading the comments and I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Our country is going to go to sh*t if these people take over.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (wiXsO)

1152 Warren the scold serves up a bit a weak sauce.

She and Bloomberg need to tie their arms together and wrestle in the creek with tomahawks.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (qu1px)

1153 Woah, asking a semi-tough question on communism to Bernie.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (lbYzk)

1154 Bloomberg: Kowtow to Chinese. Follow rules. Wut?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (gSgAd)

1155 So CdC lady is Rosensteins sister. Now all these dems dropping terror on this. Unbelievable. They are destroying the market to get trump.
Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (67sg6)

Meanwhile, China is reporting another 2k drop in those still infected for the day. They're three weeks away from getting it under control

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (zqs/f)

1156 Bernie blathering about the politburo and getting booed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (ptqGC)

1157 bernie just got booed?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (PkVlr)

1158 Bernie responding to audience?

These idiots...

Posted by: IrishEi at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (sGotD)

1159 Bernie lecturing (accurately) Bloomberg on communism, which he supports.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (puu6v)

1160 Bernie gets heckled over Cuba.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (CTN7u)

1161 oh my, Bernie is a giant idiot. But great hospitals.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (7bcfy)

1162 So far, by the way, we have not had one death. Let's keep it that way!
Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (cF8AT)


Even as a loser graduate of the Public School System - I was taught whenever doing public speaking to tell them what I was going to tell them, then tell them, then tell them what I told them.

Trump is really good at that.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (heOND)

1163 Sanders is lying about dictators. Of course he is lying. Barak sucked and no one likes him. Someone better land a punch on this commie pos.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (67sg6)

1164 Bernie will be out first Humpback-American President

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (oVJmc)

1165
Tell us how the Commies work, Bernie. And why they're so wunnerful ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (pNxlR)

1166 America has overthrown governments all over the world.

Right.


But, not enough.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (MGjUO)

1167 Cuban healthcare for the win!

Posted by: That commie dude at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (Vy7tf)

1168

The Corona is a bio weapons attack by the Chinese.
It is no accident.
Posted by: roscoe at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (WX+x0)

I've been thinking this as well...sure does seem China had misinformation and many other contingencies in place.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (lg/F7)

1169 Bernie needs to talk less. He's going to screw this up.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)

1170 Biden claiming bullshit about Obama and Cuba.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (ptqGC)

1171 Joe flew over Macho Grande!

Over Macho Grande?

No, I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (OisDX)

1172 I wanna be sedated!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (PkVlr)

1173 Obama loved him some Mullahs.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (OMmPm)

1174 Joe in denial that Obama normalized relations with Cuba.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (xSo9G)

1175 Biden forgetting about obamas dumbass photoshoot with the big che street art.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (67sg6)

1176 Joe was prepared to do the things that was not done when they were done and when they were NOT done GODDAMN YOU BERNIE

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (CTN7u)

1177 But none of the published numbers make sense. 40 million quarantined. 80,000 sick, but only 2500 give or take, have died. As a lab built pathogen, that's got a pretty poor kill rate.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (Xr3y2)


When the government shoots the sick before they die of the virus, the sick didn't die from the virus.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (Y8PSl)

1178 Holy cats. Bernie and Biden sparring.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (ptqGC)

1179 Calm down Joe you're gonna blow an eye.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (qu1px)

1180 I wanna be sedated!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February




scotch

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (HALdu)

1181 They should all be asked to say "Uighers" 5 times real fast.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (+ZLGa)

1182 "1095 Bernie slammed Trump for being unscientific and thinking that the virus will be done in two months. When it gets warm.

I'll bet there is scientific evidence to back that up."


Sanders once claimed cancer was, in part, psychosomatic.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (puu6v)

1183 Bernie thinks all those victims of communism died from clumsy falls in the bathtub.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (oVJmc)

1184 Pete: we are not going to relive the Cold War....

What?! What is the Russia Russia Russia nonsense then???

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (UvJJq)

1185
Biden stands up for his good pal, Barky, vis-a-vis the Cuban commies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (pNxlR)

1186 Bernie is gonna flip out and start reciting the communist manifesto

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (AX8BK)

1187 As a lab built pathogen, that's got a pretty poor kill rate.

Unless its just designed to weaken, spread chaos, and panic a public.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (KZzsI)

1188 ooooo


buttyboy just got a shot in!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (PkVlr)

1189 Whoa. Petey stabs Bernie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (xSo9G)

1190 Love that Obamacare got booed. One person in the audience with sense. I think all of them almost fainted when they heard that.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (UvJJq)

1191

authoritarianism is bad...BUT.

OOf.

Here's Pete talking about winning the Presidency.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (lg/F7)

1192 Somebody throw and AK-47 up on stage and let the commies sort it out.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (ATCV4)

1193 Bernie and Biden sparring.

I liked it better when it was Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (JCrfD)

1194 the original saturday night live was funnier. lorne needs to fine tune this group. ho lee phook.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (KP5rU)

1195 Liberal commentator 'Krystal Ball' on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/krystalball/status/1232483289593610240

Thread also references that the audience attending
the debate paid $1750 or more to attend.

Posted by: gdgm+ at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (ExnWy)

1196 Biden: Uighers? Absolutely! I know Cenk well. He will make a fine president of California!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (dNzKv)

1197 Communism is coercion, Bernie.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (oVJmc)

1198 Mayor Buttgig throws paper plates and coffee grounds on the smoldering trash fire.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (CTN7u)

1199 Buttboi thinks he's standing on his own lawn

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (rpxSz)

1200 Is an old man slap fight between Bernie and Biden too much to ask for? Maybe with Bloomberg hovering around the edges to kick in a few ribs or something?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (lbYzk)

1201 Crosstalk for the win.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (MGjUO)

1202 FYI:

N95 face masks are sold out everywhere unless you are willing to pay a hundred bucks for one.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (sGotD)

1203 Petey and the Bern mix it up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (xSo9G)

1204 But none of the published numbers make sense. 40 million quarantined. 80,000 sick, but only 2500 give or take, have died. As a lab built pathogen, that's got a pretty poor kill rate.

Posted by: rickb223 at February



the important number is how many missing?

and how many dogs and cats beat to death on the streets?

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (HALdu)

1205 Bernie is gonna have a stroke.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (CTN7u)

1206 Mayor Pete is so annoying the way he over emphasis everything he says.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (zqs/f)

1207 Bernie playing the tiny invisible piano again.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (VNfwt)

1208 The moderator has completely lost control of this.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (lbYzk)

1209
Sanders once claimed cancer was, in part, psychosomatic.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (puu6v)


If women would only yield to their hidden desires for being gang raped, BINGO! CANCER CURED!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (pNxlR)

1210 Bernie would be easy to push over the edge, talking about strawberries and geometric logic, but yelling and waving his arms around until he clutches his heart and topples over

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (KZzsI)

1211 NOOD

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (JKNZq)

1212
The Corona is a bio weapons attack by the Chinese.
It is no accident.
Posted by: roscoe


They attacked themselves?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (aKsyK)

1213 Moderator - "Bring up the dart gun..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (CDGwz)

1214 Have a stent ready for Bernie , boys !!

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (rpxSz)

1215 Pete: Say hello to my leeetle friend

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (t3YBx)

1216 >>>740 Thick milf
Posted by: Ocho Chico

nah son

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (PbpT7)

1217 FUCK THE MODERATORS - KILL EACH OTHER NOW

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (CTN7u)

1218 Not ONT nood...

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (UUBmN)

1219 Sanders once claimed cancer was, in part, psychosomatic.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (puu6v)

If women would only yield to their hidden desires for being gang raped, BINGO! CANCER CURED!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


well, shit.

Is that all I had to do?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (PkVlr)

1220 The Klobber defends Obama in Cuba.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (CDGwz)

1221 Yeah, we should make Cuba great again.

Open the Casinos.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (MGjUO)

1222
Biden was with the Flying Tigers, Merrill's Marauders, Jimmy Dolittle's Raid on Tokyo and landed on Normandy Beach

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (8SGHB)

1223
What was the movie where young kids had a free-for-all using guns that shot cream puffs at each other?

This sounds like that.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (pNxlR)

1224 As a lab built pathogen, that's got a pretty poor kill rate.

Unless its just designed to weaken, spread chaos, and panic a public.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (


****

Rehearsal.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (axyOa)

1225 Amy has good teeth and child bearing hips

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (AX8BK)

1226
1222
Biden was with the Flying Tigers, Merrill's Marauders, Jimmy Dolittle's Raid on Tokyo and landed on Normandy Beach
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (8SGHB)


Oh, so he watched "Pearl Harbor"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (pNxlR)

1227 Hey - this debate is just like media comment pages. Full of liberal nutmuffins alternately sniffing each others asses and howling like a bunch of monkeys testing cocaine.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (qu1px)

1228 Biden was with the Flying Tigers, Merrill's Marauders, Jimmy Dolittle's Raid on Tokyo and landed on Normandy Beach

He punched Hitler and stopped the Red Skull

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (KZzsI)

1229 I think Bernie is gonna have a coronary..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (CjFDo)

1230 More people have died from the flu this year than the corona virus.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (UUBmN)

1231 Joe talking tough again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (ptqGC)

1232 What was the movie where young kids had a free-for-all using guns that shot cream puffs at each other?

Bugsey Malone, with Scott Baio and Jodie Foster

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (KZzsI)

1233 Biden stepping in all sorts of shit here. That q was written to end him.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (67sg6)

1234
Oh, Joe is going to "make them pay for it"? You do that, Sheriff Joe!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (pNxlR)

1235
China's numbers are made-up BS. Ministry of Truth. And on just about everything, not just this virus. The get some disease curve function f(t) and run it and publish the numbers as real. One guy wrote a piece about that, showing 100% correlation coefficients.

Now, there is middle ground between the Chicom weapon and natural. The Chicoms could have been experimenting with this virus, and let it get out. Hell, they sell used lab animals which have been infected with God knows what on the open market, I was reading. The lab guys make a few extra bucks.

Posted by: Mini-Mike Bloomberg at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (rCwaK)

1236 1169 Bernie needs to talk less. He's going to screw this up.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)



If he wins the nomination he might have to spend all his campaign donations on the actual campaign rather than just pocketing it.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (Z7lwY)

1237 you are willing to pay a hundred bucks for one.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (sGotD)

I have a whole box which I will trade for a good banger.

Actually, I just bought some from Costco...thanks for the tip!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (dLLD6)

1238 Joe just said we don't have a CinC. Bastard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (ptqGC)

1239 Biden was with the Flying Tigers, Merrill's Marauders, Jimmy Dolittle's Raid on Tokyo and landed on Normandy Beach

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (8SGHB)


You forgot to mention he still has the flag he raised on Mt. Suribachi.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (Y8PSl)

1240 Styer is in need of a face kick.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (67sg6)

1241 LOL Angry Orchard spent more money on Facebook ads than Russia did in 2016, Joe

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (AX8BK)

1242 Oh my, Joe Biden forgot we have a president who is CinC.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (qu1px)

1243
1230 More people have died from the flu this year than the corona virus.
Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (UUBmN)


More people have died while listening to this blather than have died here from COVID-STALAG 17.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (pNxlR)

1244 Warren needs a wardrobe intervention. It's bad enough that she comes across as that frumpy spinster aunt who never got laid, but she doesn't have to dress the part.

Posted by: occasional commenter at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (Ezw/y)

1245 1225 Ocho Chico

Think that ship sailed. Amy's 59.

Posted by: EveR at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (ZZDMQ)

1246 Steyer is a conspiracy fan.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (qu1px)

1247
100x More people have died from the flu this year than the corona virus.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (UUBmN)

FIFY

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (dLLD6)

1248 Actually, I just bought some from Costco...thanks for the tip!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (dLLD6)
~~~~~

You're gonna be a millionaire!

Posted by: IrishEi at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (sGotD)

1249 Bernie's mic is soaked with spittle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (ptqGC)

1250 why dont the moderators ask them to point out what Trump did that was racist?

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (AX8BK)

1251
You stupid fucks would not know what "we're under attack" looks like -- how dare you say that we are aiding and abetting it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (pNxlR)

1252 >>>1225 Amy has good teeth and child bearing hips


dude

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (PbpT7)

1253 Elect these fucksticks and you'll have people coming together in the Middle East, all right...in Tanks.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (qu1px)

1254
Bloomie is King Solomon

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (pNxlR)

1255 You're gonna be a millionaire!

Oh. You mean you bought bangers. LOL

Posted by: IrishEi at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (sGotD)

1256 As a lab built pathogen, that's got a pretty poor kill rate.

Unless its just designed to weaken, spread chaos, and panic a public.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (


****

Rehearsal.
Posted by: Diogenes



Still should have more of a sick/death rate.
80k sick, 2.5k dead, 40 million quarantined.

Numbers should be 1.5 million sick, 250k dead.

THAT would cause a panic.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (Xr3y2)

1257 Amy is the wife who would beat you to death with a ceramic squirrel if you forgot to bring beer home on Christmas Eve.

That actually happened in SC a few years ago. As my son said , it was a warrior's death.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (ptqGC)

1258 LOL...warren's a true idiot.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (qu1px)

1259 Sanders is going to drop, right here on stage

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (AX8BK)

1260
1252 >>>1225 Amy has good teeth and child bearing hips

dude
Posted by: ace at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (PbpT7)



Oh, oh, Dad's here!
** stubs out cig, waves away smoke, hides pack **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (pNxlR)

1261
Amy: I'd be that HOT DISH -- you'd be surprised what see-through sleepwear can accomplish!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (pNxlR)

1262 Amy is now fantasizing about PDT in his bathrobe

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (PkVlr)

1263 Are these people serious? I mean, this is a joke, right?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (qu1px)

1264 If Joe doesn't punch or pee on someone, Imonna be sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (ptqGC)

1265 1252 >>>1225 Amy has good teeth and child bearing hips


dude

Broad shoulders and a strong back too. Picture her behind a team of oxen pulling a plow share.

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (AX8BK)

1266 All these clowns want to take your money and your guns...Good Luck..THESE MORONS ARE THE REASON FOR THE SECOND AMENDMENT!

Posted by: ConcealedKerryorSubMitt at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (ZvuEr)

1267 Say his name again Joe. Prove you don't have meatloaf for brains.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (qu1px)

1268 Amy: I'd be that HOT DISH -- you'd be surprised what see-through sleepwear can accomplish!

Boom chicka wah waaaah

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (AX8BK)

1269 Moar wisdom from Buttgiggy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (ptqGC)

1270


"1265 1252 >>>1225 Amy has good teeth and child bearing hips "

She has a set of jugs.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (lg/F7)

1271 Pete is channeling Nixon with that 5 oclock shadow

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (AX8BK)

1272 Amy has good teeth and child bearing hips


dude

Broad shoulders and a strong back too. Picture her behind a team of oxen pulling a plow share.
Posted by: Ocho Chico


Da comrade! She will supply sons for the Rodina!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (Xr3y2)

1273

Pete is always talking about how we need to do stuff all the time, or else. And he has the answers! He just has the answers!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (lg/F7)

1274 Pete stands "with the people of Idlib". Oh, STFU.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (zqs/f)

1275 Obama loved him some Mullahs.

The original Ayatollah of Assaholah!

Posted by: Drink like Paint Chip Joe at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (fgkVZ)

1276 >>> Amy has good teeth
~~~~~

Really?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/svxjfpo

Posted by: IrishEi at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (sGotD)

1277
"1265 1252 >>>1225 Amy has good teeth and child bearing hips "

She has a set of jugs.

She's hiding the sweater puppies behind that sexy wood panel brown wool shawl

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (AX8BK)

1278 Really?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/svxjfpo

LOL, she looks like Austin Powers

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (AX8BK)

1279

She's hiding the sweater puppies behind that sexy wood panel brown wool shawl
Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (AX8BK)

She had the shape of a refrigerator, and the sturdy and womanly stance of an old wooden folding lunch table.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:52 PM (lg/F7)

1280 Amy."I'm not boring" Yeah baby!

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (AX8BK)

1281 Does anyone else find it weird that none of the idiots on stage want to try to take out Quid Pro Joe by talking about Hunter & the Ukraine stuff?

It would be such an easy target.

Why, it's almost like they want to avoid the topic cause it might implicate other Dems . . .

Nah . . .

Posted by: Marybeth at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (4pK1/)

1282 Biden sounds like he is unprepared for a test and just winging it badly.

Posted by: JereyDevilRider at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (XEfn8)

1283 Joe is going to nominate Condi Rice for the supreme court!

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (AX8BK)

1284 Bloomberg: I bought------

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (gSgAd)

1285 They should run this for Gitmo interrogation sessions.

Posted by: JereyDevilRider at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (XEfn8)

1286 Klobiupchuck. Self proclaimed dynamic. Good Lord.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (gSgAd)

CDC: The Question Isn't If We'll Have a Coronavirus Outbreak, But When

Does everyone remember the AKSHUALLY brigade of the media telling us three weeks ago that this was no big deal and AKSHUALLY not nearly as dangerous as the flu?

Enemies of the People.

Liberals -- including globalist NeverTrump GOPers -- are such religious maniacs on their Holy Doctrine of Open Borders that they'll gladly risk thousands of US deaths before they'll countenance travel restrictions.

"It's not so much a question of if this will happen any more, but rather more a question of exactly when this will happen and how many people in this country will have severe illness," Dr. Nancy Messonnier, the head of Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases, said during a media briefing Tuesday.

Headlines:

Iran's Health Minister gives press conference to downplay the dangers of cornoavirus; The health minister is himself diagnosed with coronavirus shortly thereafter.

Iran's deputy HEALTH minister tests positive for coronavirus after looking shaky and unwell while he played down outbreak's dangers - as death toll rises to 15 and cases are exported around the Middle East

Iran's deputy health minister Iraj Harirchi was placed into quarantine after testing positive for coronavirus

Comes a day after he sweated his way through a press conference while insisting outbreak is under control

Iran has officially declared 95 cases and 15 deaths, but there are fears that the true number is much higher

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo urged Iran to 'tell the truth' and cooperate with health officials over the virus

Coronavirus experts begin panicking, saying that our current containment strategies will fail.

A surge in untraceable clusters of new coronavirus patients around the globe has caused experts to warn that 'containment methods are not going to work'.

In South Korea, Singapore and Iran, clusters of infections are leading to a jump in cases of the new viral illness outside China.

...

'A number of spot fires, occurring around the world is a sign that things are ticking along, and what we are going to have here is probably a pandemic,' said Ian Mackay, who studies viruses at Australia's University of Queensland.

Italy is now on the verge of a pandemic.

Italy's coronavirus death toll climbs to 11: Four more die as number of new infections increases 45% in one day and panic-buyers strip supermarket shelves bare in Palermo

Italy confirmed four more deaths from coronavirus on Tuesday, bringing the total number of fatalities to 11

Four new deaths were announced in Vento and Lombardy - two men and two women, the youngest was 76

Meanwhile the number of cases in the south climbed to three, all of them in the Sicilian capital of Palermo

All three infected travelled to the south from the north before a lock-down was put into place last week

Italy confirmed 95 new cases bringing the total to 322 as virus jumped to Austria, Croatia and Switzerland

Tom Cruise had planned to shoot the next Mission: Impossible movie in Italy for three weeks. But filming has been halted due to the outbreak.

Illegal border crossers are going to be a major vector of disease in the US -- obviously, no one sneaking across the border is going to wait in quarantine for two weeks. No one gets a coronavirus test before a night crossing.

And there are going to be outbreaks in illegal immigrant communities, which will then spread to the general population.

But the important thing is to pretend we don't know that and all join together in Pandemic Solidarity. We must share each other's deadly diseases equally -- that's the only Just and Equitable way in this New World Order of unhinged transnational progressivism/radical corporate archlibertarianism.

Nothing -- not even the potential for tens of thousands of deaths -- must stand in the way of the free movement of people and goods across fictitious "national borders."

That said, I want Trump to be more overtly pro-active that he's being. I don't want this downplayed or soft-played.

As Tom consiglierte said to mob boss Leo in Miller's Crossing: "I'd worry less if I thought you worried more."

Now who caused all this?

One man has a theory.

Posted by: Ace at 07:20 PM




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1 First! *cough*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 07:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

2 silent but deadly -
twitter.com/NAChristakis/status/1231736022670684161

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 25, 2020 07:24 PM (ykYG2)

3 I ain't worried.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at February 25, 2020 07:24 PM (IYHxL)

4 Dr. Messonier is the sister of Rod Rosenstein.

What are the chances?


Posted by: Miklos, citing CTH at February 25, 2020 07:25 PM (QzkSJ)

5 China has all manner of nefarious dealings with Iran, so of course there's Corona Virus popping up there.

I'm not seeing much info coming from South America or Africa and those continents are crawling with Chinese due to Belt and Road construction, for which they import huge numbers of Chinese workers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 07:26 PM (Dc2NZ)

6 wow top 5

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 25, 2020 07:26 PM (iTXRQ)

7 or not

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 25, 2020 07:26 PM (iTXRQ)

8 Outbreak sounds like a strong word, but yes I don't think we can quarantine this. On the other hand, I think because of the large number of hidden infected and observed death rate outside of China, it is many ways not that bad.

Posted by: Someguy at February 25, 2020 07:26 PM (Zm+LZ)

9 Bring it, tiny invaders! I have spent my entire life challenging my immune system. This will be my Olympic Decathlon!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 07:26 PM (yQpMk)

10 Will we in the US?

SARS in 2003 killed 800 people worldwide.
It was a big nothing here in the US.

Posted by: rd at February 25, 2020 07:27 PM (+0uDE)

11 Ace,

While I agree that we should have robust travel restrictions and in other ways take this seriously, I don't think that the data warrant fear of a pandemic.


Americans are healthier and more fastidious than most, and our health care system, in spite of its many flaws, can deliver quality care at great speed, so the deaths that are occurring in third world counteries won't happen here.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2020 07:27 PM (dLLD6)

12 Sigh, should I panic now or wait till the media tells me to? Sorry folks, I see this as just one more "Oh my gawd, we're screwed!" stories.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 25, 2020 07:28 PM (2ygtH)

13 On the brightside, this is a good argument for working from home.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 07:28 PM (yQpMk)

14 If you want to contain the spread of infectious diseases there is only one way to do it with any chance of having success.

Complete ban on travel to or from infected areas and total removal and quarantine on remote military bases of those infected until the epidemic has passed.


But since that will never be allowed to happen, expect a lot of sick people and deaths.

And the media and donks cheering this on for political benefit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2020 07:28 PM (syrZF)

15 I live in a very, very busy port city.

Who, if anyone, is checking the crews disembarking to go into town to eat and shop? Plus, we are crawling in tourists from all over the world.

Yeesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 07:28 PM (ptqGC)

16 I've placed my "COVID-19 has no home here!" sign in my yard so I am fully protected.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 07:28 PM (Y4EXg)

17 I question the timing.

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 25, 2020 07:28 PM (iTXRQ)

18 Leftists have a narrative thry need to maintain. No deviation from "approved" opinions allowed. Whether open borders and illegal aliens, chicks with dicks in the "choose your own adventure" bathrooms, emptying the prisons, it's always going to be "Your death, before their dishonor".

Your life is expendable, comrade, a small price to pay for maintaining the delusions.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 25, 2020 07:28 PM (H4xk5)

19 Romney blamed Trump. So we must be doomed.

Posted by: henry at February 25, 2020 07:28 PM (J3Rfi)

20 It was a big nothing here in the US.


Posted by: rd at February 25, 2020 07:27 PM (+0uDE)


Literally!


Zero deaths from SARS in the USA!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2020 07:29 PM (dLLD6)

21 Hey. This is unusual. I'm usually last.
I just talked to my son who is in London. I asked if there were a lot of people wearing masks. He said there were a few when he arrived at the airport but not out on the street. He said it has been cold and rainy there so maybe keeping people inside but there does not seem to be the kind of concern that seems to be building here.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 25, 2020 07:29 PM (QzF6i)

22 This is where my introversion and book hoarding really pay off.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 07:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

23 Prepare for it anyway.

Do it smart. Do it now.

Posted by: rd at February 25, 2020 07:29 PM (+0uDE)

24 Going home to take inventory of just how prepped the Casa de Diogenes is.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2020 07:29 PM (v+/21)

25 vmom's going to Italy I think.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2020 07:29 PM (lwiT4)

26 My husband is totally unconcerned. Which makes me concerned.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 07:30 PM (ptqGC)

27 Finally, my hand washing compulsion will pay off!

Posted by: huerfano at February 25, 2020 07:30 PM (9dnxb)

28 All we have to really fear is our own prejudices and dark thoughts.


#Love

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Thought Thinker at February 25, 2020 07:30 PM (TO1+K)

29 25 vmom's going to Italy I think.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2020 07:29 PM (lwiT4)

Was going to Italy and now has thought better of it you mean?

Posted by: Someguy at February 25, 2020 07:30 PM (Zm+LZ)

30 vmom's going to Italy I think.


Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2020 07:29 PM (lwiT4)


Why now? Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 07:30 PM (ptqGC)

31 The story about there about the Iranian government guy in charge of the coronavirus response coming down with coronavirus is scary, but hilarious.

Posted by: filbert at February 25, 2020 07:30 PM (NiXyF)

32 Do it ducimo. Do it very slowly.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 07:31 PM (yQpMk)

33 If nothing else, this is a perfect opportunity to "practice" prepping.

If that's the worst that happens to you, you're still better off.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 07:31 PM (pqFj5)

34 How quickly they forget...

Posted by: Ebola at February 25, 2020 07:31 PM (zr5Kq)

35 I hope you're right CBD. I have to take a flight next week and I'm dreading it. Nothing like flying in a closed tube with potential sick people. And although I will bring a couple of N95 masks along just in case, I'm not sure how well they will work.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 07:31 PM (9iOtW)

36 It was bound to happen sooner or later and will keep happening until people wise up.

Just wait until the virus starts to mutate....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 25, 2020 07:31 PM (Z+IKu)

37 CDC: The Question Isn't If We'll Have a Coronavirus Outbreak, But When

translation

give us a whole lotta of money

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 07:31 PM (rpxSz)

38 Was going to Italy and now has thought better of it you mean?

Posted by: Someguy at February 25, 2020 07:30 PM (Zm+LZ)



I'm not sure. I've been kind of hit and miss the last few days.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2020 07:31 PM (lwiT4)

39 Do not fear Death, it's a part of life, as is watching the lawn boy banging your wife, repeatedly.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Thought Thinker at February 25, 2020 07:32 PM (TO1+K)

40 Do you think the media knows we've had flu outbreaks in the past that we were far less equipped to deal with than today?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 07:32 PM (oVJmc)

41 still no cases reported from Venus.

just sayin'

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 25, 2020 07:32 PM (ykYG2)

42 Muh muh muh my corona...

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 25, 2020 07:32 PM (lBeMA)

43 The story about there about the Iranian government
guy in charge of the coronavirus response coming down with coronavirus
is scary, but hilarious.

Posted by: filbert

Heh, "All 72 virgins are infected!"

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 25, 2020 07:32 PM (2ygtH)

44 My niece and her husband were going to Singapore, but they have reconsidered.

Posted by: huerfano at February 25, 2020 07:32 PM (9dnxb)

45 Count me as not worried.

The data out of China the past week is promising. Only ~20 a day of new cases outside of the Hubei province and most of those provinces are well over 50% recovered. Yesterday all of China had a net -2300 change in existing cases.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 07:32 PM (zqs/f)

46 Probably the best way to think of things now is to consider if you could carry on hunkered with food, water, medicine, and any other necessities for up to 2 weeks, and how you can correct any failings if you can't. Even if it doesn't turn up to apply for now, it could apply for later.

Posted by: Vendette at February 25, 2020 07:32 PM (nRNOc)

47 My husband and son are traveling to Peru in August to join up with husband's BFF and son and hike the Inca Trail.

So far, there's no coronavirus in Central or South America. It's the flying there and back that has me worried.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 07:32 PM (ptqGC)

48 *sneezes loudly, Hama Kavula style*

*snorts*

Hi gang.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Consulting the Book of Armaments at February 25, 2020 07:32 PM (xPJvm)

49 Time to make your stand, bitches. I'm back

Posted by: Randall Flagg at February 25, 2020 07:33 PM (/LQkF)

50 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 25, 2020 07:33 PM (arJlL)

51 Can't we just declare the US as a corona free zone?

Works for guns.

Posted by: RJD at February 25, 2020 07:33 PM (ucNdt)

52 Is Italy suffering from coronavirus ?

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2020 07:33 PM (zr5Kq)

53 It's almost Spring. Soon the purifying rays of Global Warming will end the fears.


Then comes ... Sharks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 07:33 PM (yQpMk)

54 filbert: also in Iran, the locals of Qom went out and filled up a mosque in defiance of quarantine. Idiots.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 25, 2020 07:33 PM (ykYG2)

55 Simple, avoid places with
1. Poop in the streets
2. People who dont bathe (illegals)
3. Intersectional genders, immune compromised
4. Bernie rallies

Posted by: henry at February 25, 2020 07:33 PM (J3Rfi)

56 MAYBE just MAYBE some libs will start caring about border security? Nah, who am I kidding. At least Jose was making 15.00 an hour when he coughed all over your Chipotle.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 25, 2020 07:34 PM (lBeMA)

57 Of course, of course....

Romney: Trump administration unprepared for coronavirus outbreak

https://tinyurl.com/r9h8vb7

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 07:34 PM (cF8AT)

58 runner : yes. The Algerians caught an Italian who brought coronavirus there. i think they have him in quarantine.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 25, 2020 07:34 PM (ykYG2)

59 He also said that they think so many people died in Wuhan was because they didn't know how to treat it initially. They are now using antiviral drugs like Aids drugs. .
It would also be interesting to know if the people who are dying from it are the same demographic as the flu. Is it just young and old or are otherwise healthy people dyiing from it.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 25, 2020 07:34 PM (QzF6i)

60 Someone earlier pointed out that the CDC director is Rod Rosenstein's sister. Politics above all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 25, 2020 07:34 PM (l9m7l)

61 I fear a bad moon rising.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2020 07:34 PM (+y/Ru)

62 It's still a good idea to have staples on hand if there are unforeseen disturbances in the supply chain, or it feels like it's time to minimize contact until Coronagodzilla is done smashing through the charred remains of civilization.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 07:34 PM (Dc2NZ)

63 I've been hearing that the COVID-19 virus is no more virulent or deadly than influenza.

Of course, influenza is plenty virulent and deadly. But also manageable.

Posted by: filbert at February 25, 2020 07:34 PM (NiXyF)

64 5 I'm not seeing much info coming from South America or Africa and those continents are crawling with Chinese due to Belt and Road construction, for which they import huge numbers of Chinese workers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 07:26 PM (Dc2NZ)


NEW: Brazil's Health Ministry says a man has tested positive for coronavirus in an initial test, but they're waiting for results from a 2nd test. If confirmed. it would be South America's first case

https://preview.tinyurl.com/v5rl78b

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 25, 2020 07:34 PM (DTX3h)

65 Count me as not worried.

The data out of China the past week is promising. Only ~20 a day of new cases outside of the Hubei province and most of those provinces are well over 50% recovered. Yesterday all of China had a net -2300 change in existing cases.
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 07:32 PM (zqs/f)

Are you really trusting the Communists?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 07:34 PM (pqFj5)

66 39 Do not fear Death, it's a part of life, as is watching the lawn boy banging your wife, repeatedly.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Thought Thinker at February 25, 2020 07:32 PM (TO1+K)

or the wife watching hubby bang the Scag

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 07:34 PM (rpxSz)

67 I am still waiting for Ebola to hit with a vengeance and repopulate the Country.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 25, 2020 07:34 PM (fp3O8)

68 Romney: Trump administration unprepared for coronavirus outbreak

Romney isn't wrong for once.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 25, 2020 07:35 PM (ykYG2)

69 Romney: Trump administration unprepared for coronavirus outbreak


I guess your presidency handled it better, huh, Mitt?

Oh, sorry...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 07:35 PM (oVJmc)

70 That we did fine with ebola despite obama's acting contrary to everything reasonable and thoughtful should give everybody comfort that we are going to be fine with Trump running things.

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 07:35 PM (HALdu)

71 I think there is vaccine already.

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2020 07:35 PM (zr5Kq)

72 still no cases reported from Venus.

just sayin'
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 25, 2020 07:32 PM (ykYG2)


Straight line for a Uranus joke?

Posted by: filbert at February 25, 2020 07:35 PM (NiXyF)

73 Btw, have a trip to Switzerland in two weeks and was a little sad to see they got their first case today.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 07:35 PM (zqs/f)

74 If you people make me sick and I die, I am going to be very pissed.

Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2020 07:35 PM (MVjcR)

75 It doesn't matter what Trump does, his response will be deemed a failure.

Joe Biden will tell us that this shan't slow is down from our mission to go to France and crush the Kaiser!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2020 07:35 PM (dNzKv)

76 It's still a good idea to have staples on hand if
there are unforeseen disturbances in the supply chain, or it feels like
it's time to minimize contact until Coronagodzilla is done smashing
through the charred remains of civilization.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 07:34 PM (Dc2NZ)


We keep lots of bottled water in stock, always. And I need to restock hurricane food/supplies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 07:36 PM (ptqGC)

77 Hahaha!

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 07:36 PM (SquW4)

78 My mother in law...on a river cruise in Cambodia and Vietnam....via shanghai airport.

No idea when she will get a flight back home. She knew the risk when she went and she went anyway.

Posted by: Me at February 25, 2020 07:36 PM (zuH9n)

79 The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Be brave comrades and do not give in to restricting access to the US from China because then, the Klan wins.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Thought Thinker at February 25, 2020 07:36 PM (TO1+K)

80 I'm starting to think Romney's a dick.

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 25, 2020 07:37 PM (iTXRQ)

81
We keep lots of bottled water in stock, always. And I need to restock hurricane food/supplies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 07:36 PM (ptqGC)
------
This.

Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2020 07:37 PM (MVjcR)

82 70, excellent point.

Posted by: henry at February 25, 2020 07:37 PM (J3Rfi)

83 And although I will bring a couple of N95 masks along just in case, I'm not sure how well they will work.
Rest assured, they will help one bit. Repeat after me "Our Farther who art i heaven ...

Posted by: Paladin at February 25, 2020 07:37 PM (KX5Wh)

84 Italy is one of the hardest hit. Border actually closed I think.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 25, 2020 07:37 PM (QzF6i)

85 The upside to the virus being in Italy and SK, is that we should get some trustworthy data.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2020 07:37 PM (dNzKv)

86 CDC: The Question Isn't If We'll Have a Coronavirus Outbreak, But When

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What the hell are we paying you for?

DISEASE CONTROL. It's right there in your goddamn name!

Posted by: MAGA at February 25, 2020 07:37 PM (BNsXU)

87 Those videos of FAB flailing about never get old for me. Love the one where she falls down steps and then does it again with two people holding her.

Posted by: Cheri at February 25, 2020 07:37 PM (oiNtH)

88 I am still waiting for Ebola to hit with a vengeance and repopulate the Country.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 25, 2020 07:34 PM (fp3O


you're no fun

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2020 07:37 PM (zr5Kq)

89 The good thing is these 3rd world migrants are fastidious when it comes to asswiping and cleanliness.

I don't think I will be eating salad this year.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 07:37 PM (SquW4)

90 Bomb dee bomb dee bomb dee bomb!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 07:37 PM (NWiLs)

91 We keep lots of bottled water in stock, always. And I need to restock hurricane food/supplies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

The good thing about hurricanes, is they just wash the oysters right into your front yard.

Posted by: Miklos, admittedly lazy at February 25, 2020 07:38 PM (QzkSJ)

92 We keep lots of bottled water in stock, always. And I need to restock hurricane food/supplies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 07:36 PM (ptqGC)
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But do you have sufficient mixers and limes?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 07:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

93 LOL! Rep. Cedric Richmond (D-LA) a Biden campaign advisor, is claiming Biden was indeed detained in South Africa.

Omg. In Johannesburg? 900 miles from Cape Town and Robbins Island?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 07:38 PM (ptqGC)

94 Romney blamed Trump. So we must be doomed.
Posted by: henry

I saw that. He had his very 'Concerny' face on.

Posted by: Cheri at February 25, 2020 07:38 PM (oiNtH)

95
Do not believe any numbers coming out of China. They lie routinely, and flat make shit up. There was a piece the other week about Chicom mortality and infection data.

There was 100% correlation with a certain model curve. 100 fucking percent. Which means they were just running the model and publishing the numbers it cranked out, not even the slightest attempt to add randomness to make it look halfway good.

They do this with everything, economic data, etc, etc, etc.

Pay no attention to their official data.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 25, 2020 07:38 PM (f1Vqw)

96 I have a lot more confidence in the South Koreans handling this than the Italians.

The South Koreans are not going to fuck around with this. And they have not been invaded by north Africa recently

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 07:39 PM (HALdu)

97 68 Romney: Trump administration unprepared for coronavirus outbreak

Romney isn't wrong for once.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 25, 2020 07:35 PM (ykYG2)

So what should Trump's team be doing that they're not?

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 07:39 PM (cF8AT)

98 The coronavirus is a disease with a mortality rate that seems to correlate with poor sanitary conditions and inferior medical facilities plus a tendency towards smoking. Seventy percent of Chinese men smoke.
China is getting whacked but other countries not so much. Japan, which is a country with fastidious about cleanliness, so far has had only 1 death. Other western countries are similar.

Posted by: WillowViney at February 25, 2020 07:39 PM (gYAkw)

99 Bomb dee bomb dee bomb dee bomb!
Posted by: Insomniac

So YOU put the bomb in the bomb de bomb de bomb

Posted by: Miklos Day and the Knights at February 25, 2020 07:39 PM (QzkSJ)

100 But do you have sufficient mixers and limes?!



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 07:38 PM (Dc2NZ)


The gin needs restocking. Thanks for the reminder about the tonic and limes!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 07:39 PM (ptqGC)

101 You can prepare economically if you try.

Canned foods that you like and normally buy? Buy a few extra cans every week. If they are on sale? Stock up. Buy the stuff you normally buy and like. I have tried some generic and store brands that were awful to vile.

Stock up on paper goods like Kleenex, TP and paper towels.
Bleach is a good disinfectant, but liquid bleach turns into water in a few months. Buy Dry chlorine bleach (Clorox) or dry swimming pool chlorine.

Buy stuff you use if you are sick, soup, Gatorade, soda, crackers.

Can you get a 90 day supply of your meds? Do this right freaking now!!

Wash your hands thoroughly and often. Clean doornobs, handles, phones, etc.

News: Coronavirus is also spread via feces. So was SARS.

Posted by: rd at February 25, 2020 07:39 PM (+0uDE)

102 Yeah, the only thing you know about china is that this mess started there.

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 07:39 PM (HALdu)

103 WaPo knows who's responsible.

https://bit.ly/2w10KyB

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2020 07:39 PM (+y/Ru)

104 78 My mother in law...on a river cruise in Cambodia and Vietnam....via shanghai airport.

No idea when she will get a flight back home. She knew the risk when she went and she went anyway.

Posted by: Me at February 25, 2020 07:36 PM (zuH9n)

Wish mine would take a trip like this....

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 07:40 PM (cF8AT)

105 China can afford to lose a hundred million, or two, and feel like they came out on top.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 25, 2020 07:40 PM (1g7ch)

106 Romney: Trump administration unprepared for coronavirus outbreak

Romney isn't wrong for once.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 25, 2020 07:35 PM (ykYG2)

Maybe Shitt Romney, like his fellow Democrat scum, should have been less concerned about trying to call witnesses last month and a little more concerned about this.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 07:40 PM (pqFj5)

107 >>The good thing is these 3rd world migrants are fastidious when it comes to asswiping and cleanliness.

>>I don't think I will be eating salad this year.

Yes, best to make sure the asswiped veggies are disease free.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 07:40 PM (ZLI7S)

108 My mother in law...on a river cruise in Cambodia and Vietnam....via shanghai airport.

No idea when she will get a flight back home. She knew the risk when she went and she went anyway.

Posted by: Me at February 25, 2020 07:36 PM

I went on one cruise. I did it because we had kids at the time and it was fun for them. I enjoyed seeing them go to warm beaches etc. and enjoy life, So it was fun in that sense. But as someone who hates crowds etc. I effing HATED it. Some people love them, yea there was some cool stuff but I will never go on one again. At least we had unlimited booze. But going on one now? If that prick got quarantined? I'd jump overboard with the anchor. F that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 25, 2020 07:40 PM (lBeMA)

109 Is it just young and old or are otherwise healthy people dyiing from it.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 25, 2020 07:34 PM (QzF6i)


The four latest fatalities in Italy had a combined age of 316...

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 07:40 PM (Vy7tf)

110 The CDC said Americans should prepare for the possibility of disruptions
to their daily lives if the virus were to start spreading in the U.S.




How about a little fear mongering scarecrow? As Bloomberg "News" put it CDC warning undercuts Trump's message that coronavirus is under control in the US.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 07:40 PM (96SSR)

111 I'm not being mocking when I say that press conference with the Iran health minister sweating and coughing while announcing all is well is a scene right out of nearly every single ZA movie/book there is.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 25, 2020 07:40 PM (GbPPJ)

112 LOL! Rep. Cedric Richmond (D-LA) a Biden campaign advisor, is claiming Biden was indeed detained in South Africa.


Surely there would be news stories in the archives, or pics. A US Senator being held by a foreign country?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 07:40 PM (oVJmc)

113 99 Bomb dee bomb dee bomb dee bomb!
Posted by: Insomniac

So YOU put the bomb in the bomb de bomb de bomb
Posted by: Miklos Day and the Knights at February 25, 2020 07:39 PM (QzkSJ)

I also put the ram in the ram-a-lama-ding-dong. And I'd do it again, I tell you! I'D DO IT ALL AGAIN!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 07:41 PM (NWiLs)

114 During an epidemic you drink your booze neat. Do not dilute the alcohol with stuff.

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 07:41 PM (HALdu)

115 The conservative case for being an anti-social cranky old man.

Get off my lawn, you dang disease vectors!

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 07:41 PM (l3+k2)

116 The US is not a third world shithole hell we are not even second world. It might get bad here but I imagine our death tolls will be much lower than the rest of the world.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 25, 2020 07:41 PM (0OmEj)

117 97 68 Romney: Trump administration unprepared for coronavirus outbreak

Romney isn't wrong for once.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 25, 2020 07:35 PM (ykYG2)

So what should Trump's team be doing that they're not?
Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 07:39 PM (cF8AT)

_______
Send Romney, the Democrats and the entire DOJ to Wuhan China?

Posted by: rd at February 25, 2020 07:41 PM (+0uDE)

118 >>The four latest fatalities in Italy had a combined age of 316...


What time did they get on the Train in Palermo, though?

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 07:41 PM (SquW4)

119
Shrillary is Patient Zero!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 07:41 PM (pNxlR)

120 It's not going to be a pandemic.
IMO The Chinese used this as an excuse to lock down and remove some "undesirables" - Yes, Coronavirus exists, but notice how no one is talking about Hong Kong protests anymore.

Trump WILL come out of this looking like a leader because he IS ONE. If it gets serious he will shut the border and protect Americans. And if the left scream about it, then he will do what he ALREADY STARTED which is to say "The Left will complain no matter what I do."
What can the Dems do? Complain that he's not doing enough or complain he's doing to much? You can't hype the danger and complain about Trump showing an abundance of caution.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at February 25, 2020 07:42 PM (KTq2u)

121 Did prez'snit rombley say whut hed do different.

Posted by: an itenerant ape man at February 25, 2020 07:42 PM (/LQkF)

122 I wouldn't take a cruise under normal circumstances and certainly not now.


yeesh

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 07:42 PM (HALdu)

123 For all we know China could be treating these people with sugar water to cover up their utter lack of ability to mount a response.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 07:42 PM (oVJmc)

124 How about a little fear mongering scarecrow? As Bloomberg "News" put it CDC warning undercuts Trump's message that coronavirus is under control in the US.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Again-

The panic button was pushed by Dr. Messonier...Rod Rosentein's sister.

Posted by: Repetitive Miklos at February 25, 2020 07:42 PM (QzkSJ)

125 MIL is 70. As are all her friends on this Asian trip. So dumb for them to go and potentially be responsible for bringing it back to America. I hope she get quarantined for a month.

Posted by: Me at February 25, 2020 07:42 PM (zuH9n)

126 Wish mine would take a trip like this....

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 07:40 PM (cF8AT)


Lol. My husband's oldest sister tried to convince us all we should take my soon-to-be 96 y.o. MiL on a family cruise this year.

Yeah. No. I am NOT changing her Depends (which I have done more times than I can count). And she moves at the speed of snail. And have I mentioned she's mean?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 07:42 PM (ptqGC)

127 >>Wish mine would take a trip like this....

Me ow.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 07:42 PM (ZLI7S)

128 The US is not a third world shithole hell we are not even second world. It might get bad here but I imagine our death tolls will be much lower than the rest of the world.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 25, 2020 07:41 PM (0OmEj)

Cough, cough...

Posted by: Detroit, Newark and South Bronx at February 25, 2020 07:43 PM (Z+IKu)

129 Cruise ships often have a topless sunbathing deck, yes?

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 07:43 PM (l3+k2)

130 I had a dream the other night that the cure for the corona virus was nicotine and I had to start smoking again.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 25, 2020 07:43 PM (+0AKE)

131 I was amazed to read how many people in t he US die from the flu. I think the figure was around 30,000. The more I think about this, the more I think we are being played. It's just more Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 25, 2020 07:44 PM (QzF6i)

132 This reminds me of the Barney Miller episode where a suspect passed out in the squadroom and it was feared that he had smallpox and they quarantined the place for 24 hrs. and no one could leave.

As they wheeled the patient out, Inspector Luger leaned over and sneered "Why don't you take a bath once in awhile ?"

Posted by: JT at February 25, 2020 07:44 PM (arJlL)

133 Send Romney, the Democrats and the entire DOJ to Wuhan China?
Posted by: rd at February 25, 2020 07:41 PM (+0uDE)

Yes, they need a special investigative team now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2020 07:44 PM (WI7YS)

134 norovirus, corona virus, in a hotel that sinks.



no thanks.

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 07:44 PM (HALdu)

135 129 Cruise ships often have a topless sunbathing deck, yes?
Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 07:43 PM (l3+k2)

Would be difficult to sunbathe if the deck had a top.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 07:44 PM (NWiLs)

136 55 Simple, avoid places with
1. Poop in the streets
2. People who dont bathe (illegals)
3. Intersectional genders, immune compromised
4. Bernie rallies
Posted by: henry at February 25, 2020 07:33 PM (J3Rfi)

I wasn't planning on visiting San Fran any time soon. Actually, I wasn't planning on visiting it ever again.

I guess I'm safe then...

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 25, 2020 07:44 PM (d6Ksn)

137 70 That we did fine with ebola despite obama's acting contrary to everything reasonable and thoughtful should give everybody comfort that we are going to be fine with Trump running things.
Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 07:35 PM (HALdu)

Truly! Yet, I just read an article where Chuckie Schumer is acting all a-panicked about how Trump is not doing enough to combat this virus!

Can you imagine the outcry if he, you know, temporarily halted travel from certain countries where the virus is prevalent?

FFS, these people never stop.

Posted by: April at February 25, 2020 07:45 PM (OX9vb)

138 LOL! Rep. Cedric Richmond (D-LA) a Biden campaign advisor, is claiming Biden was indeed detained in South Africa.
Surely there would be news stories in the archives, or pics. A US Senator being held by a foreign country?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 07:40 PM


Well to be fair. Biden was also there when Guam tipped over.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 25, 2020 07:45 PM (lBeMA)

139
- 426 total tested in America. Tests are unreliable and give false negatives at a 70% clip
- influenza like illnesses are still on the rise and reports of flu like illnesses remain high as flu season wanes. It is higher now than at the peak of last year's severe season.

Sounds like things are beginning to accelerate 4 weeks after the 5 million Typhoid Marys left Wuhan before the 24th. About the same time as the incubation period.
If numbers are correct and it sends 20% to the hospital in serious to critical condition, it will put a heavy strain on resources.

Also, Trump team sending Larry Kudlow on CNBC tonight to say it's contained and airtight in America was dumb.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 25, 2020 07:45 PM (HRtgq)

140 123 For all we know China could be treating these people with sugar water to cover up their utter lack of ability to mount a response.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 07:42 PM (oVJmc

The sugar is cut with melamine to make it go further.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 07:45 PM (Vy7tf)

141 From the profiles developed from patients so far, those that are above 60, former smokers, or otherwise compromised lung function, and those with compromised immune systems will be at risk of death or serious complications. Because of dosing, health care workers may be at a higher risk due to dealing with contamination everywhere.

The primary complication at this point that is killing people seems to be pneumonia. Right now we are also battling the annual flu season so the risk is that hospitals get overloaded.

There is also some indications that it is leaving lesions on lungs which is why the CT scans pick it up so you may have longterm issues from fibrosis.

As of yet, children and people in good health under 40 or so, are not having much of a problem with it.

Instapundit has a good roundup of sources from a variety of places that is updated frequently.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2020 07:45 PM (EUDB2)

142 Truly! Yet, I just read an article where Chuckie Schumer is acting all a-panicked about how Trump is not doing enough to combat this virus!

Can you imagine the outcry if he, you know, temporarily halted travel from certain countries where the virus is prevalent?

FFS, these people never stop.
Posted by: April at February



If things do get bad I expect Trump to issue shoot to kill orders at the southern border.

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 07:46 PM (HALdu)

143
The CDC and all the infectious disease experts are always worried about the next Spanish Flu. And there are fears that everything new that comes down the pike is going to be this Spanish Flu 2.0, or Disease X as they call it in their modelling and planning.

So, they're always worried about that. And with good reason. It has happened before and it will happen again. Whether this one is it or not, who knows.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 25, 2020 07:46 PM (f1Vqw)

144 98
The coronavirus is a disease with a mortality rate that seems to
correlate with poor sanitary conditions and inferior medical facilities
plus a tendency towards smoking. Seventy percent of Chinese men smoke.
China
is getting whacked but other countries not so much. Japan, which is a
country with fastidious about cleanliness, so far has had only 1 death.
Other western countries are similar.


omg! it's johanssen's worm!

Posted by: Anachronda reads too much John Ringo at February 25, 2020 07:46 PM (sGtp+)

145 >The CDC said Americans should prepare for the possibility of disruptions
to their daily lives if the virus were to start spreading in the U.S.



doesn't that happen every winter with the flu?

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 25, 2020 07:46 PM (iTXRQ)

146 140 123 For all we know China could be treating these people with sugar water to cover up their utter lack of ability to mount a response.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 07:42 PM (oVJmc

The sugar is cut with melamine to make it go further.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 07:45 PM (Vy7tf)

A spoon full of sugar makes the melamine go down

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

147 I mean I'm ok with a lil martial law and arresting journalists.


Just to he safe.

Posted by: Ha at February 25, 2020 07:46 PM (EsGqq)

148 111 I'm not being mocking when I say that press conference with the Iran health minister sweating and coughing while announcing all is well is a scene right out of nearly every single ZA movie/book there is.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 25, 2020 07:40 PM (GbPPJ)

________

That was unreal. A week ago they said they had no cases.

Inshallah Iran. Inshallah.

If Iran and North Korea are getting hammered by COVID-2019, the likelihood that they will start a war or even mischief to theUS will go waaaay down.



Posted by: rd at February 25, 2020 07:46 PM (+0uDE)

149 MIL is 70. As are all her friends on this Asian trip. So dumb for them to go and potentially be responsible for bringing it back to America. I hope she get quarantined for a month.
Posted by: Me at February 25, 2020 07:42 PM (zuH9n)

Are they on one of those sexcations I hear about women going on from time to time?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 07:46 PM (pqFj5)

150 I'm not dead yet!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob "Haidi says n"o licking the ettes at the MOMW." at February 25, 2020 07:46 PM (Orx/W)

151 KT McFarland on Martha's show talking about Mueller's goons going after her, and what a nightmare it was.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 07:46 PM (ptqGC)

152 Infected illegals need to be quarantined in open air hospitals in Georgetown.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 07:46 PM (puu6v)

153 If the mortality rate goes up due to poor hygiene, the big cities are in for a serious pruning. Snicker.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 25, 2020 07:47 PM (2ygtH)

154 Americans have much better health habits and habituation than those countries.

It'll be interesting to see whether it prospers or dissipates in warm weather.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 07:47 PM (MGjUO)

155 At last my aversion to shitting on the sidewalk has paid off

Posted by: Regular Hygenic Hobo at February 25, 2020 07:47 PM (6/uwW)

156 Guest doctor on Bret Baier's show this evening says a vaccine is in the works but won't be available for 18 months. Yes, 18 months. Not sure what that will accomplish at that point.

Posted by: squeakywheel at February 25, 2020 07:47 PM (w+fMF)

157 Good Lord.

Calm down. You should have extra water and an emergency kit together anyway.

Wash your hands. Keep your hands away from your face. Stay home if you're sick.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 07:47 PM (FkWqS)

158 Bernie rally = Petri dish

Posted by: klaftern at February 25, 2020 07:47 PM (RuIsu)

159 Oh, and being in contained places crammed with a lot of people such as an aircraft, buses, trains, events, and ships, is not a good idea if you are at high risk or if you associate with people at high risk.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2020 07:48 PM (EUDB2)

160 Posted by: MAGA at February 25, 2020 07:37 PM (BNsXU)

And in that article, Schumer was crying about how Trump reduced funding for the CDC.

So, maybe they can focus on things like the coronavirus instead of mental health, or something?

Posted by: April at February 25, 2020 07:48 PM (OX9vb)

161 Good Lord.

Calm down. You should have extra water and an emergency kit together anyway.

Wash your hands. Keep your hands away from your face. Stay home if you're sick.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February




yes

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 07:48 PM (HALdu)

162
Personally, I am of the belief that this is being overblown.

That said, if California loses a dozen House seats as well as half its electoral votes...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2020 07:48 PM (zBaqJ)

163 145 >The CDC said Americans should prepare for the possibility of disruptions
to their daily lives if the virus were to start spreading in the U.S


It's about me, isn't it?

Posted by: AIDS Virus at February 25, 2020 07:48 PM (Vy7tf)

164 We'll be selling Doc Weasel's Miracle Ointment at the NoVaMoMe.

Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2020 07:48 PM (MVjcR)

165 I figured Corona was a little weak for Hillary's appetites. So I'm thinking
Stolichnaya vodka or Beefeater gin is what's currently propping up her immune system.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 07:49 PM (ATCV4)

166 The other information that's missing is the sex and ethnicity of the people who have come down with it. It's been theorized that it's harder on East Asian men specifically. Would be good to know if that's true.

The F1 race in China has been "postponed". Not sure what will happen with Singapore, Japan, Malaysia, and Vietnam (new this year). That's really not an event they should be holding if there's serious risk. People travel to races from all over the world.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 25, 2020 07:49 PM (rWZ8Y)

167 Good Lord.

Calm down. You should have extra water and an emergency kit together anyway.

Wash your hands. Keep your hands away from your face. Stay home if you're sick.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 07:47 PM (FkWqS)


This. It's what our hurricane kit is. We keep lots of hand sanitizer, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 07:49 PM (ptqGC)

168 127 >>Wish mine would take a trip like this....

Me ow.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 07:42 PM (ZLI7S)

If you had to deal with her, you'd be buying her the ticket yourself.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 07:49 PM (cF8AT)

169 *COUGH HACK HACK HACK COUGH*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 07:50 PM (NWiLs)

170 I am of the belief that this is being overblown.

That said, if California loses a dozen House seats as well as half its electoral votes...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February



ordinarily, other than margins, I would say it is impossible to be overblown, but in this instance, yes

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 07:50 PM (HALdu)

171 118
>>The four latest fatalities in Italy had a combined age of 316...





What time did they get on the Train in Palermo, though?


indeed. without that info, it could have been a 300 year old, two 7 year olds, and a two year old.

Posted by: Anachronda hates story problems at February 25, 2020 07:50 PM (sGtp+)

172 All Citizens abroad must come back into the USA at 1 point of entry and be kept in isolation for 3 weeks at a remote location before being allowed back in.

No entry from anyone from an infected country.

Others must spend 3 weeks in isolation before entrance.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 25, 2020 07:50 PM (8Ls/+)

173 96 I have a lot more confidence in the South Koreans handling this than the Italians.

The South Koreans are not going to fuck around with this. And they have not been invaded by north Africa recently
Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 07:39 PM (HALdu)

They are not off to a good start according to numbers and pictures coming out of there. Add in the death cult of around 300,000 members with Churches around the globe where clusters just coincidentally are popping up.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 25, 2020 07:50 PM (HRtgq)

174 Also, if you're subject to getting pneumonia GET A SHOT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 07:50 PM (ptqGC)

175 Ah! Levin just used one of our favorite moron words for each other - reprobate!

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2020 07:51 PM (brgv3)

176

"Poppycock!"

- - Bones McCoy


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2020 07:51 PM (zBaqJ)

177 It would be epic Karma if this takes out the Mullahs.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 25, 2020 07:51 PM (QzF6i)

178 So happened to drive by the Miramar BOQ today, there were a "disaster clean-up" contractor's trucks and crews outside, wearing masks - packing up trash etc, presumably from the stay of the quarantined travelers. Apparently the MPs restricted access to the general area until a few days ago.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2020 07:51 PM (El6T/)

179
The ChiCom Captain Trips.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 25, 2020 07:51 PM (f1Vqw)

180 We had an official, according to Hoyle, pandemic 2009. I know we all remember how devastating and disruptive that one was.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 07:51 PM (Wm5SB)

181 Liberals -- including globalist NeverTrump GOPers -- are such religious
maniacs on their Holy Doctrine of Open Borders that they'll gladly risk
thousands of US deaths before they'll countenance travel restrictions.
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They'll be perfectly happy setting up quarantine zones like the Chicoms have done, waiting for everyone inside to die, while they pat themselves on the back for 'doing something'.
There will be a lot of 'we have to confiscate firearms for the safety of the health care first responders, blah, blah, blah, too,' just like in New Orleans.

Posted by: Methos at February 25, 2020 07:51 PM (kOpft)

182 157 Good Lord.

Calm down. You should have extra water and an emergency kit together anyway.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 07:47 PM (FkWqS)

*Sits cross legged*


Ooooooooooohmmmmmmmmm....oooohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 07:52 PM (Orx/W)

183 170 I am of the belief that this is being overblown.

That said, if California loses a dozen House seats as well as half its electoral votes...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February

Always the optimist.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 25, 2020 07:52 PM (8Ls/+)

184 I don't know what to believe because we live in such a drama queen culture. Everything is ratcheted up to 11. Also, we all know our "official' agencies lie with impunity and everything is political.

What I do know is H1N1 was supposed to kill us all, then SARS was supposed to kill us all, then MERS was supposed to kill us all and the flu is going to kill us all every year. And nothing tragic and awful ever happened.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 25, 2020 07:52 PM (JcXHH)

185 Personally, I am of the belief that this is being overblown.

That said, if California loses a dozen House seats as well as half its electoral votes...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2020 07:48 PM (zBaqJ)

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I always like the Lex Luther plan for California.

And though not as ambitious the Max Zorin plan would do in a pinch.

Posted by: MAGA at February 25, 2020 07:52 PM (BNsXU)

186 We'll be selling Doc Weasel's Miracle Ointment at the NoVaMoMe.
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2020 07:48 PM (MVjcR)

That ain't ointment, people.

You've been warned.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 07:52 PM (pqFj5)

187 I dunno, I get the feeling it's going to fizzle out.

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2020 07:52 PM (brgv3)

188 Posted by: whig at February 25, 2020 07:48 PM (EUDB2)

Whig, I went to the Vital Records office today. No waiting in line...5 mins. and $30 later I left w/ 2 copies of my BC. Yay me.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 07:52 PM (cF8AT)

189 OT, but maybe this will work against the Corona Virus:

"Waukesha Freeman: A woman was performing a spiritual ritual on a dead opposum in the road by throwing goldfish and windshield washer fluid on it. She then pulled out a Packers lawn chair and yelled 'Repent!" at the dead animal."

I'm sure she's going to vote for Bernie.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 25, 2020 07:52 PM (d6Ksn)

190 Q: Would the Deep State try to overthrow the President with a Coronavirus epidemic, or do they draw the moral line at overthrowing the President with spies, wiretaps, dirty cops, crooked judges, rogue prosecutors and fraudulent impeachment charges?

I can't really say--and that's the problem with using the Nat/Sec Apparatus as a Police State baseball bat.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 25, 2020 07:53 PM (Ndje9)

191 Are they on one of those sexcations I hear about women going on from time to time?

Most vacations couples go on are sexcations.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2020 07:53 PM (9t0Zz)

192 Personally, I am of the belief that this is being overblown.

That said, if California loses a dozen House seats as well as half its electoral votes...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2020 07:48 PM (zBaqJ)

Same for New York.. twofer..

Posted by: chango butt at February 25, 2020 07:53 PM (B+t5k)

193 I hear Coronavirus thrives in... THE BARREL!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 25, 2020 07:53 PM (6nAYS)

194 Low Social Credit scores get the placebo!

Posted by: Chicom Center For Disease Control at February 25, 2020 07:53 PM (oVJmc)

195 184 I don't know what to believe because we live in such a drama queen culture. Everything is ratcheted up to 11. Also, we all know our "official' agencies lie with impunity and everything is political.

What I do know is H1N1 was supposed to kill us all, then SARS was supposed to kill us all, then MERS was supposed to kill us all and the flu is going to kill us all every year. And nothing tragic and awful ever happened.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 25, 2020 07:52 PM (JcXHH)

It's all irrelevant. Net neutrality killed off everyone that survived withdrawing from the Paris Accord.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

196 23 Prepare for it anyway.

Do it smart. Do it now.
Posted by: rd at February 25, 2020 07:29 PM (+0uDE)
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Good advice at any time. I ordered some more N95 masks from Amazon 2 weeks a go because there were only a few here- they have doubled in price since then.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 25, 2020 07:53 PM (NiFkv)

197 What happens if you get corona-virus when you have Lyme's disease?

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 07:53 PM (l3+k2)

198
News: Coronavirus is also spread via feces. So was SARS.
Posted by: rd at February 25, 2020 07:39 PM (+0uDE)[i/]

San Francisco is gonna be LIT!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 07:53 PM (pNxlR)

199 Again-



The panic button was pushed by Dr. Messonier...Rod Rosentein's sister.

Posted by: Repetitive Miklos at February 25, 2020 07:42 PM (QzkSJ)


No doubt about it. This was not to warn people but to spread fear and as the market was slightly recovering in the afternoon it resumed shitting its pants

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 07:54 PM (96SSR)

200 That was unreal. A week ago they said they had no cases.

Inshallah Iran. Inshallah.

If Iran and North Korea are getting hammered by COVID-2019, the likelihood that they will start a war or even mischief to theUS will go waaaay down.



Posted by: rd at February 25, 2020 07:46 PM (+0uDE)


If Coronavirus ends up making every one of Trump's major enemies sick and causing chaos in their governments, I'm going to laugh my ass off. How much more evidence of God's favor do you need?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2020 07:54 PM (SgjGX)

201 The tits are not calm.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

202 76
It's still a good idea to have staples on hand

and paper clips.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 25, 2020 07:54 PM (sGtp+)

203 I am of the belief that this is being overblown.

That said, if California loses a dozen House seats as well as half its electoral votes...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February



I've never worried about these before. This one's different though. Especially since it appears to be 100% engineered. And they've done everything they can to hush it. And China appears to be cremating remains 24/7. The death rate could be hovering around 10%.

The best part? You can re-contract it. Only then you die. If this mutates like most viruses, will it be less lethal, or more? I still remember my ex's Grandmother telling me stories of fleeing the East coast to CA trying to outrun the Spanish flu.

The virus might not kill you, but the people that are freaking out sure might.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 07:54 PM (8B6Ng)

204 QUARANTINE ALL THE THINGS!

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2020 07:54 PM (brgv3)

205 I had to get the pneumonia shots because of my cochlear implants. I'm not at higher risk of getting pneumonia, but I'm at higher risk of severe complications due to pneumonia because I have foreign objects in my skull. (The pharmacists thought it was super weird that a 35yo was getting pneumonia shots.)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 25, 2020 07:54 PM (rWZ8Y)

206 I hear Coronavirus thrives in... THE BARREL!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 25, 2020 07:53 PM (6nAYS)


I heard it couldn't survive the barrel. Too toxic for it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 07:54 PM (96SSR)

207 >>>Romney blamed Trump. So we must be doomed.<<<

Isn't collusion with the Chi-Coms a high crime and misdemeanor? These fucking loudmouth legislators are like a disease-inflicted tick on the grundle of the nation.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 07:54 PM (ATCV4)

208 Calm down. You should have extra water and an emergency kit together anyway.

Wash your hands. Keep your hands away from your face. Stay home if you're sick.


My wife is a school teacher and my kid is a 4.5 year old germ factory who comes in contact with many other germ factories of approximately the same age.

I'm worried.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2020 07:55 PM (9t0Zz)

209 The CDC said Americans should prepare for the possibility of disruptions
to their daily lives if the virus were to start spreading in the U.S.

*jauntily dons face colander*

Is it wrong that I have an erection?

More seriously, I think we'll be okay. Well, I will be. The rest of you could be fucked though.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 25, 2020 07:55 PM (ppBhU)

210 I wish I could get blown as often as the margins do.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 07:55 PM (pqFj5)

211 "the important thing is to pretend we don't know that and all join
together in Pandemic Solidarity. We must share each other's deadly
diseases equally -- that's the only Just and Equitable way in this New
World Order of unhinged transnational progressivism/radical corporate
archlibertarianism."

I've spent a lot of time watching videos and reading articles on this .. and that is indeed the messaging coming from many powerful outlets.


imo it is still feasible that we could stop it at our borders, but not if we don't crack down on the southern border ... (though I haven't heard much about Coronavirus in Mexico ... but it seems likely it will be there)


this is Steve Bannon on "the CCP are gangsters ... have to be held accountable"

https://tinyurl.com/vdecvub
The US has not had new cases, but we really aren't testing. (tested like under 1000 nationwide I think). They are planning to test in major cities, those that show flu symptoms but test negative for the flu ... as an early indicator of whether we have been penetrated by the virus.


Sealing the borders would make sense, as many countries are doing. "But that is racist, even if it means contagion for all of us white privileged folks." For them, making us all sick is a feature, not a "bug". tick tock

Posted by: illiniwek at February 25, 2020 07:55 PM (Cus5s)

212 Romney and Schumer sitting in a tree...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 07:55 PM (aKsyK)

213 188
Posted by: whig at February 25, 2020 07:48 PM (EUDB2)



Whig, I went to the Vital Records office today. No waiting in
line...5 mins. and $30 later I left w/ 2 copies of my BC. Yay me.


it must be nice to know you exist.

*stares wistfully into space*

Posted by: Anachronda at February 25, 2020 07:55 PM (sGtp+)

214 205 I had to get the pneumonia shots because of my cochlear implants. I'm not at higher risk of getting pneumonia, but I'm at higher risk of severe complications due to pneumonia because I have foreign objects in my skull. (The pharmacists thought it was super weird that a 35yo was getting pneumonia shots.)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 25, 2020 07:54 PM (rWZ8Y)

You have cochlear implants? What's that like?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 07:55 PM (NWiLs)

215 San Francisco is gonna be LIT!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 07:53 PM (pNxlR)


I did not laugh at this....we'll ok a little...yeah a lot.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 07:55 PM (Orx/W)

216 The reinfected becoming worse. The HIV meds and other cocktails to help serious to critical cases recover. Lesions on the balls causing infertility.

I don't even want a mild case. I'm interested in what the intermediate to long term effects of all of this will be.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 25, 2020 07:56 PM (HRtgq)

217 San Francisco is full of shit, drugs, crime, and homeless but they finally decide to declare a state of emergency for a disease with no reported cases in the city.

Posted by: mark1971 at February 25, 2020 07:56 PM (xPl2J)

218
It's still a good idea to have staples on hand

and paper clips.


Posted by: Anachronda at February 25, 2020 07:54 PM (sGtp+)



Milton Waddums wants his stapler back or he's burning the building down

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 07:56 PM (96SSR)

219 Romney blamed Trump. So we must be doomed.
Posted by: henry at February 25, 2020 07:28 PM (J3Rfi)


Trump should announce Romney's work with the Olympics and his deep interest and concern with the Corona virus makes him the ideal person to oversee the US response to this outbreak, and offer him openly the position effective tomorrow.

And that McConnell has tenatively agreed to keep his seat open for him during his service for the next 6 months.

Posted by: Kindltot who is reading Jesus Huerta de Soto at February 25, 2020 07:56 PM (6rS3m)

220
Romney should kneel on buckwheat for 12 hours.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 25, 2020 07:56 PM (f1Vqw)

221 swine flu.

I'm sure I'm in the "at risk" population. I'll worry about this when there's a threat.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 25, 2020 07:56 PM (JKNZq)

222
I had to get the pneumonia shots because of my cochlear implants. I'm
not at higher risk of getting pneumonia, but I'm at higher risk of
severe complications due to pneumonia because I have foreign objects in
my skull. (The pharmacists thought it was super weird that a 35yo was
getting pneumonia shots.)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 25, 2020 07:54 PM (rWZ8Y)


Our 30 y.o. son has had pneumonia three times in his life, beginning when he was nine. The last time he had it was in boot camp at Parris Island (they gave him two days rest). The VA told him he was too young for the vaccination.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 07:56 PM (ptqGC)

223 The panic button was pushed by Dr. Messonier...Rod Rosentein's sister.

Posted by: Repetitive Miklos at February 25, 2020 07:42 PM (QzkSJ)



That's the other part. I've wondered how much of this is BAMN to stop the orange man. Either through fear, or actually killing people.

Regardless, I used to keep an earthquake kit, so I'll just do it again. Scotch, rice, beans, salt, water, batteries, bourbon, pasta, vodka..

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 07:56 PM (8B6Ng)

224 Dr. Nancy Messonnier, the head of Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases, is Rod Rosenstein's SISTER. And Fake News are parroting her statement, not the CDC Director's.

Yeah that Rod Rosenstein.

Posted by: nono at February 25, 2020 07:57 PM (FASvy)

225 My wife is a school teacher and my kid is a 4.5 year old germ factory who comes in contact with many other germ factories of approximately the same age.

I'm worried.
Posted by: bonhomme at February



Technically I think the word you were looking for is "screwed."

/

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 07:57 PM (HALdu)

226
Simple, avoid places with
1. Poop in the streets
2. People who dont bathe (illegals)
3. Intersectional genders, immune compromised
4. Bernie rallies
Posted by: henry at February 25, 2020 07:33 PM (J3Rfi)

I wasn't planning on visiting San Fran any time soon. Actually, I wasn't planning on visiting it ever again.

I guess I'm safe then...
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 25, 2020 07:44 PM

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it isn't just San Francisco and LA. Any blue city has areas that are a risk. Will you run across people that have to interact with these homeless people? Do they walk through panhandlers or take public transit? Likely these normal people will get exposed.

Does anyone think LA will have a plan to deal with a Coronavirus Epidemic in their 50,000+ homeless people?
Quarantines?
Medical Treatment?
Bio waste Removal?

They are FUUUUUU-----ED!!!

Posted by: rd at February 25, 2020 07:57 PM (+0uDE)

227
They took the staples out of my knee incision this morning. If anyone wants used staples, you're welcome to 'em.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 25, 2020 07:57 PM (f1Vqw)

228 I figure there's no need to stock up on water, right? The grid and the water supply in most areas will remain functional, I assume. It's toiletries and food that will be helpful.

Posted by: Max Power at February 25, 2020 07:57 PM (q177U)

229 Woodrow Wilson's wartime administration had the news about the spread of the Spanish Influenza and what it was doing to people suppressed in the name of wartime expediency and prevent panic.

Only 50 million to 100 million died of it globally.

Now what excuse do these who advocate we do nothing have this time to allow such a wholesale winnowing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 07:57 PM (k7lPP)

230 >>My wife is a school teacher and my kid is a 4.5 year old germ factory who comes in contact with many other germ factories of approximately the same age.

>>I'm worried.

You should be. I would barr them from the house until the coast is clear. Can't be too careful.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 07:57 PM (ZLI7S)

231 Are they on one of those sexcations I hear about women going on from time to time?

Most vacations couples go on are sexcations.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2020 07:53 PM (9t0Zz)

Not if they're married.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 07:57 PM (pqFj5)

232 it must be nice to know you exist.

*stares wistfully into space*

Posted by: Anachronda at February 25, 2020 07:55 PM (sGtp+)

It's a tad disappointing actually...

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 07:58 PM (cF8AT)

233 I ordered some more N95 masks from Amazon 2 weeks a go

Bad news. Those masks are shipped from China, and are sourced from the finest trash cans and dumpsters mainland China offers.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2020 07:58 PM (9t0Zz)

234 San Francisco is full of shit, drugs, crime, and homeless but they finally decide to declare a state of emergency for a disease with no reported cases in the city.
Posted by: mark1971 at February 25, 2020 07:56 PM (xPl2J)



I swear, if this is real, and it's bad, and I've got it - I will hunt down Feinstein and Pelosi if it's the last thing I do and sneeze on them.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 07:58 PM (8B6Ng)

235 Meamwhile back at the ranch, this year's flu strain has claimed almost 100 American children's lives. Where's the CDC warning about that threat?

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2020 07:58 PM (brgv3)

236
The tits are not calm.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


The moobs are in motion.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 07:58 PM (aKsyK)

237 Hey everybody.

Ace: Hillary doesn't have Coronavirus. She suffers from rigor mortis.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 07:58 PM (L2ZTs)

238 God, you people are depressing.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 25, 2020 07:58 PM (QzF6i)

239 The local CVS apothecary had a sign up today at the checkout counter that said "2 boxes of masks maximum."

I've never seen that before here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 25, 2020 07:58 PM (HaL55)

240 My wife is a school teacher and my kid is a 4.5 year old germ factory who comes in contact with many other germ factories of approximately the same age.

>>I'm worried.

You should be. I would barr them from the house until the coast is clear. Can't be too careful.

==

yep. set up a perimeter. defend with gusto.

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2020 07:58 PM (zr5Kq)

241 214 - a hell of a lot better than hearing aids, I tell you what. Big improvement. I have a reverse curve, meaning my loss is in the lower frequencies. Turns out there are a lot of sounds in those lower frequencies I never heard before.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 25, 2020 07:59 PM (rWZ8Y)

242 LOL! Just realized Bernie could be in the "at risk" demographic...Now that would cause some interesting speechifying.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 25, 2020 07:59 PM (2ygtH)

243 I figure there's no need to stock up on water, right? The grid and the water supply in most areas will remain functional, I assume. It's toiletries and food that will be helpful.
Posted by: Max Power at February




How long can you go without water? food?

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 07:59 PM (HALdu)

244 Buy Ammo
Best antidote for a zombie apocalypse

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 07:59 PM (ZCEU2)

245 Yeah...

I have a good friend who just got back from three weeks is Viet Nam.

I'm trying to think of polite ways of dodging him for the next three weeks.

Don't need no Corona Flu to go with my radiation fun times

Posted by: browndog at February 25, 2020 07:59 PM (gD6Ka)

246 I ordered some more N95 masks from Amazon 2 weeks a go

Bad news. Those masks are shipped from China, and are sourced from the finest trash cans and dumpsters mainland China offers.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2020 07:58 PM (9t0Zz)


Yep. The local stores have been out for weeks. Amazon just informed me mine is shipping early. What's kind of funny and weird is before all this happened, I started seeing ads for masks on YT. "Fashion" N95 masks, company called Vogmask.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:00 PM (8B6Ng)

247
Maybe LA will have a simultaneous bubonic plague and coronavirus breakout.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 25, 2020 08:00 PM (f1Vqw)

248 When I was in italy it was overrun with chinese tourists. I was wondering when they were going to get whacked with this shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2020 08:00 PM (9Om/r)

249 Put the boy in a plastic bubble.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 08:00 PM (aKsyK)

250 *goes off to re-read John Ringo's zombie books*

Posted by: filbert at February 25, 2020 08:00 PM (NiXyF)

251 Here comes Tucker. He's loaded for bear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:00 PM (ptqGC)

252 >>>The primary complication at this point that is killing people seems to be pneumonia. Right now we are also battling the annual flu season so the risk is that hospitals get overloaded.

Typical of the flu, inflammation causes fluids in the lungs and congestion, which cause bacteria like pneumonia to develop if you don't get treatment. So, a Z-pac script with a side order of prednisone for inflammation should put you to right in a week or so...

In 2 months this will peter out in the US - you heard it here first. And everyone will wonder what the fuss was about.

But we definitely need to start developing anti-biotics in the US - and not depend on third world shitholes like China...among other things.

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:00 PM (32YRo)

253 In the land of silver linings, the Social Security trust fund probably will last a few more years...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2020 08:00 PM (NhgkA)

254 What I do know is H1N1 was supposed to kill us all


I just realized that H1N1 looks like it would be pronounced 'heinie.'

Posted by: Chicom Center For Disease Control at February 25, 2020 08:00 PM (oVJmc)

255 A woman was performing a spiritual ritual on a dead opposum in the road by throwing goldfish and windshield washer fluid on it. She then pulled out a Packers lawn chair and yelled 'Repent!" at the dead animal.

What the fuck did I do wrong?

Posted by: a dead and very offended possum at February 25, 2020 08:01 PM (ykYG2)

256 I'm so sorry about Italy - it's all my fault
I jinxed them by making travel plans for there

Posted by: vmom 2020 v14 at February 25, 2020 08:01 PM (G546f)

257 Let's get ready to stupid!

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)

258 241 214 - a hell of a lot better than hearing aids, I tell you what. Big improvement. I have a reverse curve, meaning my loss is in the lower frequencies. Turns out there are a lot of sounds in those lower frequencies I never heard before.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 25, 2020 07:59 PM (rWZ8Y)

Very interesting. My understanding was that cochlear implants don't transmit sound directly, at least not the way we usually think of it, and it takes a little while to get used to. Is that the case?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 08:01 PM (NWiLs)

259 Typically the flu knocks off the oldest and youngest. The Spanish Influenza flattened so many healthy young immune systems they died of opportunistic secondary causes.

Now ponder how many people across the globe are living despite compromised immune systems. And now the Corona Virus pops up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:01 PM (k7lPP)

260 osted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 25, 2020 07:56 PM (HRtgq)

Wait, nobody said anything about LESIONS ON MY BALLS!

*sets hair in fire*

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:01 PM (Orx/W)

261 My wife heard through the 1199 grapevine that Wednesday/ Thursday a corona case in Elmhurst hospital in Flushing showed up, i.e. the Asian neighborhood.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 25, 2020 08:02 PM (4vNgL)

262 188, Tami, Good for you.

Reason why I said get extras is that sometimes for things like passports, joining the military, or certain jobs, you may have to mail them a certified copy. Best to have a duplicate certified copy if they lose one.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2020 08:02 PM (EUDB2)

263 De-Bate! De-Bate!

Posted by: Tattoo at February 25, 2020 08:02 PM (l3+k2)

264 Speaking of disease...

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:02 PM (puu6v)

265 Maybe Trump should take the opportunity to ask for emergency funding for the wall.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 25, 2020 08:03 PM (QzF6i)

266 Rush read the CDC warnings, keep kids at home, limit trips outside ect.
And was immediately wondering who her political donations went to.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 08:03 PM (ZCEU2)

267 I am not going to get all paranoid about this. On the other hand, I don't think I'll go to Yellowstone this summer. Busloads of Chinese tourists everywhere, and they have no sense of personal space.

Other than that, my long-standing policy of avoiding crowds remains a good policy.

*wipes runny nose on sleeve*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Consulting the Book of Armaments at February 25, 2020 08:03 PM (xPJvm)

268 The Bad News: this virus may have a fecal transmission component.

The Good News: San Fran will get the ultimate incentive...clean yer shite up, or die.

Me: I'm gonna look up body bag futures...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at February 25, 2020 08:03 PM (W+kMI)

269 I'd recommend stocking water just in case. Panic is a whole nother story. Can always drink it.

Me? I just filled up some 5 gal water containers, and they're sitting in the sun for a few days. If this really knocks people on their asses for 2-3 weeks, who knows what could happen with infrastructure in some areas.

I could also see a wicked ass storm hit and knock down lines, with nobody to fix them.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:03 PM (8B6Ng)

270 Posted by: browndog at February 25, 2020 07:59 PM (gD6Ka)

It's perfectly fine to tell him that. Your immune system is compromised because of radiation, and he should understand that. And I'm sorry you're having such fatigue and the prayers for you continue, brother. He can always contact you by cell phone or one of those old fashioned inventions-e mail.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2020 08:03 PM (WI7YS)

271 I'm so sorry about Italy - it's all my fault
I jinxed them by making travel plans for there
Posted by: vmom 2020 v14 at February 25, 2020 08:01 PM (G546f)


Your travel plans... and letting in too many swarthy immigrants.

But mostly it's the swarthy immigrants.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2020 08:03 PM (hku12)

272 Tragically, my money is on Seattle, San Francisco, or Los Angeles as the city with the first major outbreak. I base this on the possible vector of a concentration of many homeless persons/drug users in a small area (e.g., downtown L.A.).

I suppose this with no joy at all.

Posted by: Wrymouth at February 25, 2020 08:03 PM (N55zD)

273 And I refuse to die from something named after a Mexican pisswater beer.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2020 08:03 PM (hku12)

274 It would be fun to walk up and down Main street in a medieval plague doctor getup.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 08:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

275 Do vampires prep for the Zombie Apocalypse?

Posted by: klaftern at February 25, 2020 08:04 PM (RuIsu)

276 Ay Corona! I'll be sure to down a few Corona's on my cruise next week.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at February 25, 2020 08:04 PM (AgR7f)

277

Mayor Pete will have a 9 year old join him on stage and proudly proclaim he has Corona.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 08:04 PM (aKsyK)

278 I'm not worried. I live in the eastern Cincinnati suburbs. According to Mark Twain, everything happens five years later. He's not wrong.

Posted by: BigZesty at February 25, 2020 08:04 PM (mQmBo)

279 CURSE OF THE LEGIONS OF BALLS!

My favorite Testament song.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Consulting the Book of Armaments at February 25, 2020 08:04 PM (xPJvm)

280 At least Ebola had style.

Say, wasn't that the last worldwide pandemic that was totally going to kill us all?

Or have there been two or three more since?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2020 08:04 PM (hku12)

281 Bernie gets to answer about the economy doing great, starts in on class warfare

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 08:04 PM (ZCEU2)

282 Typically the flu knocks off the oldest and youngest...
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:01 PM (k7lPP)

I'm in one of those categories. I'll leave it up to you to guess which, as I'm only 29. For the second time around.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:04 PM (8B6Ng)

283
The conventional wisdom about the Spanish Flu was that it caused the immune overreation (cytokine storm) and that was the reason from the increased mortality in the young and health. Your immune system overreaction kills you.

However, that view is being challenged I was reading. There was heavy wartime censorship, and concentration of people in unsanitary conditions, and one group was arguing that was the true cause of the increased mortality.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 25, 2020 08:05 PM (f1Vqw)

284 I still remember my ex's Grandmother telling me stories of fleeing the East coast to CA trying to outrun the Spanish flu.


The Spanish Flu started in Haskell County Kansas, and spread to the Army Recruits in Fort Dodge. From there, the Army spread it nationwide with troops heading to Europe.

Posted by: rd at February 25, 2020 08:05 PM (+0uDE)

285
Your travel plans... and letting in too many swarthy immigrants.

But mostly it's the swarthy immigrants.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2020 08:03 PM (hku12)
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Italians used to BE the swarthy immigrants. *sigh*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 08:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

286


One small thought I've been having...did the Chicoms do this on purpose.

They don't care about humanity...and they have been acting a bit guilty, from what I've seen. It could be a response to Trump's economic policies.

A paranoid thought, but sometimes you need to take into account every alternative.

Ah, here is Bernie yelling again.

IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:05 PM (lg/F7)

287 277

Mayor Pete will have a 9 year old join him on stage and proudly proclaim he has Corona.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 08:04 PM (aKsyK)

Then get swarmed by popped-collar dudebros.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 08:05 PM (NWiLs)

288 Again: me stupid...
LESIONS

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Consulting the Book of Armaments at February 25, 2020 08:05 PM (xPJvm)

289 You have cochlear implants? What's that like?


She has tits on her ears?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:05 PM (oVJmc)

290 What time is the debate? I might watch this one.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:05 PM (pqFj5)

291 Bloomie brings up Trump and Russia
Drink

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 08:05 PM (ZCEU2)

292 Boom. Bloomberg goes right for the Russia card on Bernie.

Bring out the weapons!

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 08:06 PM (ZLI7S)

293 oh and btw pretty sure we are cancelling our trip

Posted by: vmom 2020 v14 at February 25, 2020 08:06 PM (G546f)

294 Bernie brings up Russia
Drink

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 08:06 PM (ZCEU2)

295 The flu basically killed my wife. It was heart failure but the heart failure was triggered by the flu.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 25, 2020 08:06 PM (jUGaQ)

296 Bloomie and Bernie going at it...over Russia and China.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:06 PM (L3Rsz)

297 Our 30 y.o. son has had pneumonia three times in his life, beginning when he was nine. The last time he had it was in boot camp at Parris Island (they gave him two days rest). The VA told him he was too young for the vaccination.


I received a flu shot and a pneumonia shot at my first visit to my new daktari a couple of weeks ago. One in one arm, one in the other.

Woke up sicker than a dog the next day, was almost functional the day after that, then my left arm started swelling and I could barely raise it. Then the swelling went down and it started itching and still itches a bit two weeks later now.If that's any indication, I should never get sick again as long as I live.

There's no vaccine for the Corona virus yet, so gigs down on the tourista end of town will remain a slight concern for the immediate future. Not many Oriental folks there, fortunately.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 25, 2020 08:06 PM (HaL55)

298

Bloomy just lobbed a bomb at Bernie.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:06 PM (lg/F7)

299
>>>Sealing the borders would make sense, as many countries are doing. "But that is racist, even if it means contagion for all of us white privileged folks." For them, making us all sick is a feature, not a "bug". tick tock

Posted by: illiniwek at February 25, 2020 07:55 PM (Cus5s)


Excellent. Yes, all borders shut, all incoming must be tested all outgoing travel at your own risk.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:06 PM (MGjUO)

300 293 oh and btw pretty sure we are cancelling our trip
Posted by: vmom 2020 v14 at February 25, 2020 08:06 PM (G546f)

Bummer, but it's probably for the best.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 08:06 PM (NWiLs)

301 I suppose this with no joy at all.
Posted by: Wrymouth at February 25, 2020 08:03 PM (N55zD)


We've already had cases in Santa Clara co. I'm going to email my buddy, who's brother works at a prominent bay area hospital. He's one of the guys that practices for contagion outbreaks just like this. I'll be interested on his take.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:07 PM (8B6Ng)

302 So the spanking of Bloomie continues.

He likes it, apparently.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:07 PM (puu6v)

303 Boom. Bloomberg goes right for the Russia card on Bernie.

Bring out the weapons!
Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 08:06 PM (ZLI7S)

Oh please, let there be at least one trident.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Consulting the Book of Armaments at February 25, 2020 08:07 PM (xPJvm)

304 Bloomturd is terrible at this

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 08:07 PM (rpxSz)

305 Typically the flu knocks off the oldest and youngest...

That leaves Liz Warren and Amy Klobuchar for the next debate.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 08:07 PM (n6bs1)

306 Oh, I guess it's on right now.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:07 PM (pqFj5)

307 Mini-Mike versus Comrade Bernie

The Iran-Iraq War will be televised this time

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:07 PM (k7lPP)

308 Reason why I said get extras is that sometimes for things like passports, joining the military, or certain jobs, you may have to mail them a certified copy. Best to have a duplicate certified copy if they lose one.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2020 08:02 PM (EUDB2)

I'll have 2 more coming from the form I sent to the Vital Records office at the state capital too in 10 - 12 weeks.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 08:08 PM (cF8AT)

309 OMG!!!

TRUMP IS A RUSSIAN SPY!!!!

Posted by: rd at February 25, 2020 08:08 PM (+0uDE)

310 oh and btw pretty sure we are cancelling our trip
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 25, 2020 08:06 PM (G546f)


Too bad. There will be more auspicious time to travel in the future for sure.

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2020 08:08 PM (zr5Kq)

311 Flu season is over, and ironically more people are sick than at the peak last year. Its not the flu that hospitals and health care workers are dealing with. It's Influenza Like Illnesses.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 25, 2020 08:08 PM (HRtgq)

312 It's Misery Socialism Theater 3000 time!!!

*pops popcorn*

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:08 PM (hvf9s)

313
I think I'll get a plague mask and go through the middle of town pushing a cart, hollering "Bring out your dead!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 25, 2020 08:08 PM (f1Vqw)

314 Rooskies

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 08:08 PM (rpxSz)

315 Here is what I don't get:

1) Who the fuck is eating bats? Can we get a worldwide ban of eating fucking BATS? if you are so desperate for some of that bat meat, we'll send you a soy burger.

2) How deadly is this shit anyway? Everyone is freaking out, then I hear, no, it isn't that dangerous. I suspect (apropos of nothing) that it is really only dangerous for the very old. a 1% death rate would be most in the 80+ crowd. The young and healthy seem to be fine. or not...Either way no one seems to be saying. Like they don't know, or won't tell?

3) Are all the Dem politicians of any note going to die?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 25, 2020 08:08 PM (+DS2f)

316 Bloomberg goes right for the Russia card on Bernie.



China's whore goes after Russia's whore.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:08 PM (oVJmc)

317 Another tip: buy cheap closeable babywipes, and a cheap bottle of isopropyl alcohol, dump a cup of it into the closeable babywipes and use that to disinfect your hands after any contact with doorknobs, public places or people.

I call them my Monk-wipes.

Posted by: Kindltot who is reading Jesus Huerta de Soto at February 25, 2020 08:09 PM (6rS3m)

318 The conventional wisdom about the Spanish Flu was that it caused the immune overreation (cytokine storm) and that was the reason from the increased mortality in the young and health. Your immune system overreaction kills you.

However, that view is being challenged I was reading. There was heavy wartime censorship, and concentration of people in unsanitary conditions, and one group was arguing that was the true cause of the increased mortality.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 25, 2020 08:05 PM (f1Vqw)


Yeah, there's no way to sort it all out now, but I always figured there was a world wide conflagration that had been going on for four years. Not just concentrations of people, but concentrations of worldwide unprecedented stress.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2020 08:09 PM (hku12)

319 Peter, the child-sex-groomer, says nothing with a lot of words.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:09 PM (L3Rsz)

320 Yes, Insomniac. It was very weird at first - all I heard was beeps. It was weeks of audio practice before the beeps started to turn into sound.

Interestingly, though, the beeps contained a lot of frequency content. When my audiologist tested me with the Ling 6 (ah, ee, oo, ss, sh, mm), I got 4/6 of them right purely by the frequency (I know the relative frequencies of those sounds from many years looking at charts), even though they were all just beeps.

One really great change is that I can now actually recognize people's voices on the phone. I used to not even recognize my own mother's voice (in the days before caller ID), but now I can recognize my coworkers with about 80% accuracy, which is great for a job with as many telecons as mine has (the team is distributed across the country).

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 25, 2020 08:09 PM (rWZ8Y)

321 Oh please, let there be at least one trident.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Consulting the Book of Armaments at February 25, 2020 08:07 PM (xPJvm)

Let Amy slay Sneaky Pete with a head shot then raise her arms and exclaim "Are You Not Entertain?!!"

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:09 PM (32YRo)

322 Bloomberg to Bernie: "Russia!"

Bernie to Bloomberg. "China!"

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:09 PM (Orx/W)

323 wow, pretty sure the Indian just went down on the communist. She's interviewing for VP.

Posted by: spypeach at February 25, 2020 08:09 PM (7R8A2)

324 *are people watching dem debate for entertainment ??

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2020 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)

325 DA DA


dumbskyes

Posted by: VLAD at February 25, 2020 08:10 PM (rpxSz)

326 color me not worried

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 25, 2020 08:10 PM (BqBId)

327 Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 25, 2020 08:06 PM (HaL55)



Your son can go to a private doctor and get vaccinated.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:10 PM (MGjUO)

328 Does Joe remember surviving the 1918 influenza outbreak?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 25, 2020 08:10 PM (jUGaQ)

329 Lol! The Dem clown show is on CBS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:10 PM (ptqGC)

330 >>> Bloomturd is terrible at this
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 08:07 PM (rpxSz)


He was completely caught with his pants down last time. We will see if he can pivot and go on the attack.

If not, no way can he handle the Trumpenfuhrer.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:10 PM (hvf9s)

331 Steyer really going after the Trump economy? Wow. They're really gonna be stuck on stupid.

Posted by: trev006 at February 25, 2020 08:10 PM (cGPK0)

332 A surge in untraceable clusters of new coronavirus patients around the globe has caused experts to warn that 'containment methods are not going to work'.

Gee, experts, what makes you think that containment methods are not going to work on a virus that has already spread around the globe? You guys must be certified geniuses or something.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 08:10 PM (8ruUE)

333 oh and btw pretty sure we are cancelling our trip
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 25, 2020 08:06 PM (G546f)


Too bad. There will be more auspicious time to travel in the future for sure.
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2020 08:08 PM (zr5Kq)


Yeah, when 90% of the population is gone, it'll be a snap finding a hotel room, spending all day wandering around the sights without all those pesky Italians in the way.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2020 08:10 PM (hku12)

334 Poor Joe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:10 PM (ptqGC)

335 Any word if Iranian General Salami has caught the Corona?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:10 PM (k7lPP)

336 Any of them standing on a box?

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 08:11 PM (l3+k2)

337 I'm Joe Biden and I'm running for senator.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 25, 2020 08:11 PM (E7vND)

338 Joe looks ghastly.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:11 PM (L3Rsz)

339


Joe sounds punchy


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:11 PM (lg/F7)

340 Peter, the child-sex-groomer, says nothing with a lot of words.


He uses his tongue prettier than a $20 whore.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:11 PM (oVJmc)

341 Things Steyer never said.


"I wish I had that guys money".

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:11 PM (Orx/W)

342 320 Yes, Insomniac. It was very weird at first - all I heard was beeps. It was weeks of audio practice before the beeps started to turn into sound.

Interestingly, though, the beeps contained a lot of frequency content. When my audiologist tested me with the Ling 6 (ah, ee, oo, ss, sh, mm), I got 4/6 of them right purely by the frequency (I know the relative frequencies of those sounds from many years looking at charts), even though they were all just beeps.

One really great change is that I can now actually recognize people's voices on the phone. I used to not even recognize my own mother's voice (in the days before caller ID), but now I can recognize my coworkers with about 80% accuracy, which is great for a job with as many telecons as mine has (the team is distributed across the country).
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 25, 2020 08:09 PM (rWZ8Y)

Wow. That really is fascinating to me. That's awesome that it's made such a positive difference for you!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 08:11 PM (NWiLs)

343 Your travel plans... and letting in too many swarthy immigrants.

But mostly it's the swarthy immigrants.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2020 08:03 PM (hku12)
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Italians used to BE the swarthy immigrants. *sigh*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 08:05 PM (Dc2NZ)


Le sigh... they don't make swarthy like they used to.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2020 08:11 PM (hku12)

344 It's perfectly fine to tell him that. Your immune system is compromised because of radiation, and he should understand that. And I'm sorry you're having such fatigue and the prayers for you continue, brother. He can always contact you by cell phone or one of those old fashioned inventions-e mail.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2020 08:03 PM (WI7YS)

Great minds think alike...

Posted by: browndog at February 25, 2020 08:11 PM (gD6Ka)

345 First, Read Trent Telenko's updates at Chicagoboyz.

Especiallly read the leaked messages _reportedly_ from Dr. Messonier, that appeared yesterday evening where it was said that there were many more cases being reported but it was being kept from the public.

Here's the image:

https://i.___ur.com/sipV9rW.jpg

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who's Becoming That Read Chicagoboyz! Guy at February 25, 2020 08:11 PM (yGWG/)

346 So, do you wear the mask on yer balls ?

Posted by: JT at February 25, 2020 08:11 PM (arJlL)

347 Buttgiggy raising his hand eagerly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:12 PM (ptqGC)

348 Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 25, 2020 08:09 PM (rWZ8Y)


Glad things are working out for you.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:12 PM (MGjUO)

349 "My name is Joe Biden and I'm Miss Delaware!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

350 315 In China where this began bat soup is some staple food, someone has to go get the bats in their caves so my thinking straight away was those people.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 08:12 PM (ZCEU2)

351 Bloomturd is terrible at this

He already has new and very well-done radio ads in Pennsylvania that deal with the last debat-acle. My God, he is spending the money.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 08:12 PM (8ruUE)

352 Unless you are northern Italian, then its blonds

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:12 PM (k7lPP)

353 Butt-Bernie fight!

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 08:12 PM (cF8AT)

354 Trumpenfuhrer.
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:10 PM (hvf9s)

wrong gloryhole, sweetie

Posted by: VLAD at February 25, 2020 08:12 PM (rpxSz)

355 338 Joe looks ghastly.
Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:11 PM (L3Rsz)

In all sincerity, someone please take this sad old man home.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 25, 2020 08:12 PM (jUGaQ)

356 Still not sure why Steyer is on the debate stage. I guess to provide cover for why they can't put on Tulsi.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:12 PM (hvf9s)

357 260 osted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 25, 2020 07:56 PM (HRtgq)

Wait, nobody said anything about LESIONS ON MY BALLS!

*sets hair in fire*
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:01 PM (Orx/W)

- Get a mild Corona Chan and recover
- have testicles covered in lesions making you infertile and very very low-T

Sounds like the common flu bug.
-

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 25, 2020 08:12 PM (HRtgq)

358 The scalping knives are out for Bernie Sanders tonight. Every other candidate except for Amy klobuchar has had a chance to get their dogs in at him.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:12 PM (9iOtW)

359

For instance, when I was talking to a young gay boy just the other day, and he told me how concerned he was about America, I took him back stage and counseled him about what American can mean for a young delicious gay boy.

- Pete Bootyjudge.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:12 PM (lg/F7)

360 Here's the TinyURL in case it works:

https://tinyurl.com/se5a2h2

To summarize: today's press conference may be in order to get ahead of yesterday's accidental leak.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who's Becoming That Read Chicagoboyz! Guy at February 25, 2020 08:13 PM (yGWG/)

361 Don Trump Jr.- who is apparently tweeting on the debate- went there-He said it's obvious Biden is cognitively impaired.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2020 08:13 PM (WI7YS)

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