Rosario Dawson, Actress Girlfriend of The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker, Sued For... Transphobic Abuse and Attack?

He's suing because he claims Rosario Dawson and her family did not use hixr preferred pronouns and mode of address.

Well, this is what California law says. Choke on it.

She also claims that Dawson's mom attacked her. (This person is a woman and a lesbian who then decided, late in life, that she's been a man all along.)


A transgender handyman who worked for Rosario Dawson claims the “Rent” star belittled him with transphobic insults and that her mom once beat him up after he came out, according to new reports.

Dedrek Finley, 55, said his relationship with the Dawson family went downhill after he revealed he was transgender, according to his lawsuit filed Friday in Los Angeles court and reported by NBC News.

...

But after the Beacon, New York native moved into a North Hollywood home rented by the family, he came out -- and claims he was immediately subjected to transphobic comments.

"The family misgendered him multiple times each day, with deliberate indifference as to the appropriate way to address Mr. Finley," his suit says.


...


Two months later, things allegedly turned physical between Finley and Rosario's mother, Isabel Dawson, who is accused of dragging him by his arm out of a window.

As Finley was lying on the ground outside, Isabel, "who is substantially larger than Mr. Finley, got on top of Mr. Finley’s body and began punching him," the complaint says.

"While beating Mr. Finley, Isabel screamed, 'You're not so much of a man now,' which was a clear and denigrating reference to Mr. Finley’s gender identity."

Yeah I don't believe this. If you've been physically assaulted, you don't also add, "And what really upset me is the mean language used while beating me."

That's a Saul Rosenberg type thing. "He was beating me about the head and neck and saying very hurtful things."

Nevertheless: Choke on it.

Tim Pool raises a good point: Cory Booker, who is, you may have heard, fiercely heterosexual, cannot deny this woman's complaint, because you're supposed to believe all women (even former women) and of course Trans People Are Special Angels Who Never Lie About Assaults.

In other words, they're the new Liberal Women, with an unrebuttable presumption of being truthful and virtuous.

So The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker can't really stick up for the woman he is pretending he has any sexual attraction to. He'll have to say something about "Believing all Transmen."

And I can't wait.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:19 PM




Comments

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1 Wasn't Believing All Transmen a movie?

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 22, 2019 07:22 PM (Z1ykJ)

2 Be careful what you wish for.

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:22 PM (T6t7i)

3 Hmm, I'll go call the corgis

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 22, 2019 07:22 PM (Z1ykJ)

4 Remember how they said that all these social changes wouldn't affect you? So why are you so intolerant, you hateful bigots?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 22, 2019 07:23 PM (xptlg)

5 *popcorn ordered*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 07:23 PM (6qErC)

6 1
Wasn't Believing All Transmen a movie?


No, that was Transpotting.

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:23 PM (T6t7i)

7 what does Lawson get out of this?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 07:23 PM (iOOTn)

8 First Fiercest!

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 07:23 PM (786Ro)

9 missed it

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (786Ro)

10 Her boobs were spectacular in Sin City.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (RUnSJ)

11 Can we root that both sides get knocked out?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (EXxge)

12 Transgender Handyman would be a great idea for a sitcom.

Someone get my agent on the phone.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (ZLI7S)

13 So some girl on girl action.

Boring.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (haWye)

14 top 20.

Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (/TvO8)

15 This is believable and awesome.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (UfRqq)

16 A blessing of Liberty!

Posted by: David French, waving the flag of Surrender at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (htJYU)

17 lolgf

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (jYnPD)

18 I tried reading that excerpt straight through and my eyes glazed over. I don't know if he is a she or she is a he or what. Me confuzed!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 22, 2019 07:25 PM (xptlg)

19 You know who this schlongs, don't you?

Posted by: Mirror Universe where Hugh Hewitt is pro-Trump at October 22, 2019 07:25 PM (786Ro)

20 bwahahaha

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 07:25 PM (G546f)

21 Transgender Handy Person.

"Mr. Roper is that you?"

"That's Ms Roper to you!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:25 PM (EXxge)

22 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 07:25 PM (q1Pj5)

23
Brokeback Booker.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:25 PM (zBaqJ)

24 May they all lose!

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (Fmkqn)

25 10
Her boobs were spectacular in Sin City.


She's no Carla Gugino.

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (T6t7i)

26 Damn it, where's my popcorn?

Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (Gs5TH)

27 >> (This person is a woman and a lesbian who then decided, late in life, that she's been a man all along.)


Sounds like a hairy situation.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (fjX/+)

28 13 So some girl on girl action.

Boring.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (haWye)


Mind if I play throuple this hole?...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (zBaqJ)

29 Transformers !!!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (rV1pr)

30 I find myself totally not giving any shits at all about this. Huh. Guess I haven't been made to care yet.

Posted by: huerfano at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (9dnxb)

31 Wasn't a Constitutional Amendment that should've prevented this sort of law from being enacted?

Posted by: Surfperch at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (htJYU)

32 what a Decepticon!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (EXxge)

33 21
Transgender Handy Person.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:25 PM (EXxge)


The have a tranny handy just for handies? Sick fucks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (jYnPD)

34 27 >> (This person is a woman and a lesbian who then decided, late in life, that she's been a man all along.)


Sounds like a hairy situation.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (fjX/+)



"I feel your pain."

- - Jessica Yaniv

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (zBaqJ)

35 Transmen: The Secret Schlong

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (NWiLs)

36 18
I tried reading that excerpt straight through and my eyes glazed over. I
don't know if he is a she or she is a he or what. Me confuzed!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore


IKR? At some point, you just shout "Oh, f*** you!!!!"

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (T6t7i)

37 All I can say is go astros.

Also Rosario Dawson can lolgf.

Posted by: eleven at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (tH5fk)

38 Has Booker made it to 2nd base yet?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (PUmDY)

39 I saw Transgender Handyman open for Men At Work at Candlestick Park in '83.

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (786Ro)

40 Transformers !!!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (rV1pr)

Fetishists in Disguise!!!

Posted by: Surfperch at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (htJYU)

41 Come on. The poor guy gal just wanted her balls and penis waxed. Is that too much to ask, Rosario?? Well, I guess so. Bitch.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (Dh1wo)

42 Yeah, he won't have to answer any questions about it. This will be ignored and become yet another non-story.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (xptlg)

43 (This person is a woman and a lesbian who then decided, late in life, that she's been a man all along.)
..........

So batshit crazy sues batshit crazy.

Posted by: Yuri at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (v0R5T)

44 So The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker can't really stick up for the woman he is pretending he has any sexual attraction to. He'll have to say something about "Believing all Transmen."

Oh what a tangled web we weave.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (aS1PU)

45 Suddenly Lola sipping that Coca=Cola seems normal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (EXxge)

46 Transgender Handy Person.
I bet xer swings a mean hammer!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (q1Pj5)

47 "transgender handyman"

I'm imagining Schneider in pumps.

Posted by: Dmitri at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (WjcFW)

48 Build yuge beautiful mental institutions.

Posted by: Galil at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (Pzzpr)

49 Wasn't Believing All Transmen a movie?"

Transmen: A Surprise Anal

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (6qErC)

50 What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Count de Monet



Breath-takingly.

Posted by: eleven at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (tH5fk)

51 Go to transwarp speed, number two.

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (aKsyK)

52 25 10
Her boobs were spectacular in Sin City.

She's no Carla Gugino.
Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (T6t7i)

Hard to top Carla in her prime boob years.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (RUnSJ)

53 41 Come on. The poor guy gal just wanted her balls and penis waxed. Is that too much to ask, Rosario?? Well, I guess so. Bitch.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (Dh1wo)


Keep plucking that, er, uh, chicken...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (zBaqJ)

54 His days as a candidate are dwindling

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (PYdI2)

55 46
Transgender Handy Person.
I bet xer swings a mean hammer!


Posted by: Count de Monet


Does it hang to the right or the left?

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (T6t7i)

56 That's a Saul Rosenberg type thing. "He was beating me about the head and neck and saying very hurtful things."

__

This, right here, is why Ace is a national treasure.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (FiUMj)

57 I am tired of No Talent Corey Booker and the sodomites he comports with.

But I repeat myself.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (MeM4j)

58 What are we going to do about this epidemic of transphobic violence in the Democrat Party? Why, not a day has gone by since yesterday that we have not heard about yet another horrible, bigoted assault against the Trans community by Democrats.

Perhaps a party so indifferent to hate doesn't deserve the support of the LGBTQWERTY community and it's allies.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 22, 2019 07:29 PM (jp0Bv)

59 It reeks of pot smoke on the bus and some freak is singing.

But of course, give the jaywalking businessmen tickets while they try to get to
Work on time.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 07:29 PM (rV1pr)

60 CRAZY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbnrdCS57d0

Posted by: Patsy Cline at October 22, 2019 07:29 PM (fjX/+)

61 Dear Benjamin Franklin,

It is apparent that our Republic is being held hostage by 0.3% of the population insisting we adopt their mental illnesses as our own.

Yours Truly, from the Future,
Wefty

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2019 07:29 PM (1Vobx)

62 Transgender Handyman?

I'm so confused.

Posted by: Don Q at October 22, 2019 07:29 PM (NgKpN)

63 So you're saying this new weapon of the Left seems to have misfired and fallen into the sea, taking down several loyal comrades?

"That's a shame. "

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 22, 2019 07:29 PM (LWu6U)

64 Booker is like that stupid dude on 90 Day Fiance who hung out with that hot Colombian chick for weeks and never dorked her.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2019 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

65 Hard to top Carla in her prime boob years.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws


She was mighty fine in San Andreas.

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:29 PM (T6t7i)

66 Helloooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:30 PM (NWiLs)

67 The family misgendered him multiple times each day

Dude, I didn't mis-gender you. I correctly identified your sex.

Do these morons refer to kids at "it" until the kid finally has a few sexual awakenings and announces what/who they're attracted to?

Posted by: Rosario Dawson at October 22, 2019 07:30 PM (9t0Zz)

68 Seriously though, how the fvck is this law, and several others like it around the country, Constitutional?


The SCOTUS, as shitty as it is overall, has a pretty good track record on free speech, and I can't imagine would uphold this shit, were it ever to reach them.

Posted by: McLurkerson at October 22, 2019 07:30 PM (dH5fg)

69 Roger Moore was mentioned in the last thread, and I just wanted to post what to me was the most surprising bit of info about him. Very early in his career, he roomed for a short while with another young unknown actor, Christopher Lee, and they became the best of friends for the rest of their lives. (although they only did 1 movie together that I can recall)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 07:30 PM (Kpl3J)

70 Oh, man.

I love boobs.

Like, really really love them!

Posted by: Corey Booker at October 22, 2019 07:30 PM (fjX/+)

71 I bet xer swings a mean hammer"

#DemoDay!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 07:31 PM (6qErC)

72 69 Roger Moore was mentioned in the last thread, and I just wanted to post what to me was the most surprising bit of info about him. Very early in his career, he roomed for a short while with another young unknown actor, Christopher Lee, and they became the best of friends for the rest of their lives. (although they only did 1 movie together that I can recall)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 07:30 PM (Kpl3J)

The extra nipple always came between them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 22, 2019 07:31 PM (2B9A/)

73 Hi Insom!

*hugs and sloppy smooches*

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 07:31 PM (rV1pr)

74 Those who want to use 'the law' (men with guns) to force another to use their made up words should be pummeled with rotten onions and potatoes (in a pillow case).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 22, 2019 07:31 PM (1g7ch)

75 I think one answer is never to use pronouns with transgenders, Just say "Dedrick" or whatever name the person claims all the time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 07:31 PM (WI7YS)

76 Oh and,

I see the casting of the One Day at a Time reboot is going about the way you'd expect.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 22, 2019 07:31 PM (jp0Bv)

77 With all the factions that the Left has been lying to keep power suddenly deciding now is the time to settle scores, all I can say is I want them all to lose.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:31 PM (EXxge)

78 Oh, man.



I love boobs.



Like, really really love them!

Posted by: Corey Booker at October 22, 2019 07:30 PM (fjX/+)

How do they feel in your hand, Mr. Fiercely Heterosexual Booker?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (q1Pj5)

79 Does it hang to the right or the left?
Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (T6t7i)


Can he tie it in a knot?
Can he tie it in a bow?
Can he throw it over his shoulder like a continental soldier?

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (aS1PU)

80 i'M TAKING TRANNY BACK

Posted by: BECKY at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (rpxSz)

81 Its nice when Leftists get bent into a pretzel of their own making.

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (ZCEU2)

82 Does anyone know if there will be World Series threads this year?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (lwiT4)

83 52 25 10
Her boobs were spectacular in Sin City.

She's no Carla Gugino.
Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (T6t7i)

Hard to top Carla in her prime boob years.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (RUnSJ)


Mimi Rogers in her prime were quite spectacular. And then there was (were) Pam Grier's.

That said, you can't beat Kristie Canyon.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (zBaqJ)

84 Meanwhile, the Supremes came out and said the Second Amendment protects 'all arms'.

Not just those that were in existence during the Revolutionary War period.

Posted by: Don Q at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (NgKpN)

85 >>I think one answer is never to use pronouns with transgenders, Just say "Dedrick" or whatever name the person claims all the time.


I just ignore them. Like the homeless.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (fjX/+)

86 Two months later, things allegedly turned physical between Finley and Rosario's mother, Isabel Dawson, who is accused of dragging him by his arm out of a window.

As Finley was lying on the ground outside, Isabel, "who is substantially larger than Mr. Finley, got on top of Mr. Finley's body and began punching him," the complaint says.

"While beating Mr. Finley, Isabel screamed, 'You're not so much of a man now,' which was a clear and denigrating reference to Mr. Finley's gender identity."



I would have paid good money to watch that encounter in person.

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (786Ro)

87 So you pretend you are a man and the name you choose is Dedrick?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (r+sAi)

88 These people are deeply weird.

And I say that as someone who identifies as a Weird American.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (9GFP4)

89 69 Roger Moore was mentioned in the last thread, and I just wanted to post what to me was the most surprising bit of info about him. Very early in his career, he roomed for a short while with another young unknown actor, Christopher Lee, and they became the best of friends for the rest of their lives. (although they only did 1 movie together that I can recall)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 07:30 PM (Kpl3J)


The Man With the Golden Gun. Bond, 1974?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:33 PM (zBaqJ)

90 OT, but I want to thank you guys for keeping me up to speed, particularly Ace, J.J., JackStraw, Lizzy, et al. Days like this it's all I can do to catch up after dinner and I appreciate all the sagacious posts and comments.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 22, 2019 07:33 PM (sGotD)

91 None of this would have happened if those damn deplorables wouldn't have worked with the Russians to cheat the election and got Trump in the White House.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 07:33 PM (sy5kK)

92 I love, love, love when Hollytards get hung up on their own leftist petards.

As I shared in the earlier thread: Lori Loughlin is also now looking at having even more charges levied against her.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 07:33 PM (L2ZTs)

93 Kudos for the classic Jerky Boys reference, ace. Now I can hear it in my head.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 07:33 PM (upfer)

94 Lily, Humans are just weird. Wonder how they got to the top of the food chain.

Nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:33 PM (EXxge)

95 My Mom Beat Up Your Tranny Handyman

Posted by: Bumper Sticker at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (WjcFW)

96 So you pretend you are a man and the name you choose is Dedrick?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (r+sAi)


Dieter is much better.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (aS1PU)

97 I appreciate all the sagacious posts and comments.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 22, 2019

sagacious or salacious?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (G546f)

98 >>"While beating Mr. Finley, Isabel screamed, 'You're not so much of a man now,' which was a clear and denigrating reference to Mr. Finley's gender identity."



According to Whomst?

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (fjX/+)

99 93 Kudos for the classic Jerky Boys reference, ace. Now I can hear it in my head.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 07:33 PM (upfer)


"FRANK RIZZO!!!!"

R-I-Z-Z-O...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (zBaqJ)

100 "The family misgendered him multiple times each day, with deliberate indifference as to the appropriate way to address Mr. Finley," his suit says.

----------

Okay. This, I do not understand. How does one "misgender" one's handyperson when speaking to same? When I talk to someone, I say "you" or "your" or whatever. "Would you like some water?" "When will you be here tomorrow?" That sort of thing.

Were they talking to this person in the third person? "Does he want some water?"

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (aXucN)

101 So you pretend you are a man and the name you choose is Dedrick?



Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (r+sAi)
\Well, Pat is right out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (q1Pj5)

102 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jF0ajgT_09s

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (upfer)

103 sagacious or salacious?

I think he meant lubricious.

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (T6t7i)

104 Speaking of insane people, how da fook did that punk Trudeau get re-elected??

Posted by: jmel at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (OeWgo)

105 So they called a woman a woman. They're right and the Dedrik is mistaken. You will always be a woman DeDe.

Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (U7k5w)

106 97 I appreciate all the sagacious posts and comments.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 22, 2019

sagacious or salacious?
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (G546f)


Not sebaceous.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (zBaqJ)

107 70 Oh, man.

I love boobs.

Like, really really love them!
Posted by: Corey Booker at October 22, 2019 07:30 PM (fjX/+)

They are like asscheeks with nipples.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (RUnSJ)

108 87 So you pretend you are a man and the name you choose is Dedrick?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM

----

Dedrick or Dead Dick?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Anon at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (+0uDE)

109 61 Dear Benjamin Franklin,

It is apparent that our Republic is being held hostage by 0.3% of the population insisting we adopt their mental illnesses as our own.

Yours Truly, from the Future,
Wefty
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2019 07:29 PM (1Vobx)
=======
hilarious!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (xptlg)

110 While beating Mr. Finley"

Euphemism?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (6qErC)

111
Can't wait for Buck and Smoltz to discuss how tragic it is the Yankees were deprived of a World Series appearance.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (7rVsF)

112 Transmen: The Secret Schlong

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:27 PM (NWiLs)


Transmen: The Golden Cockring

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (Z1ykJ)

113 Does anyone know if there will be World Series threads this year?
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (lwiT4)


I hope so. Go Astros!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (dUJdY)

114 Seriously though, what I'm getting from these stories is DO NOT INTERACT WITH CRAZY.

Do not work with them.

Do not interact with them.

If you have to hire them, pair them with all the other crazy SJWs you've been forced to hire. Firewall them from the rest of the company and hope for casualties.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (9t0Zz)

115 Pat?

You mean Peggy da?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (EXxge)

116 >>My Mom Beat Up Your Tranny Handyman


...and by Fix Your Sink I mean Grow a Dick.

Posted by: Dedrick Schneider at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (fjX/+)

117 95 My Mom Beat Up Your Tranny Handyman
Posted by: Bumper Sticker at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (WjcFW)


My Mom Throupled Your Congresswoman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (zBaqJ)

118 "with an unrebuttable presumption..."

i think they presume they can change their butt any time they want along with everything else.


...


ah, third grade zingers. those were the days, my friend.

Posted by: mjc at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (Pg+x7)

119 73 Hi Insom!

*hugs and sloppy smooches*

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 07:31 PM (rV1pr)

Boy did I ever need those...

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:36 PM (NWiLs)

120 Were they talking to this person in the third person? "Does he want some water?"





Posted by: bluebell



Best to stick with the classics. "It puts the lotion on its skin".

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:36 PM (T6t7i)

121 xe who lives by the sword, dies by the sword

Posted by: IanDeal at October 22, 2019 07:36 PM (vgGyZ)

122 Salacious is a word that doesn't get used enough.

Posted by: eleven at October 22, 2019 07:36 PM (tH5fk)

123 >>While beating Mr. Finley"


The Issue where Jughead got caught beating Mr Finley in the Card Aisle at the local Sears was my favorite Archie.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 07:36 PM (fjX/+)

124 IrishE!! Good Lord woman. Someone at the MoMe suggested I make medic alert bracelets and I said I had done 3 but for the life of me I could not remember for who! It was you. My memory...

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:36 PM (dUJdY)

125 118
ah, third grade zingers. those were the days, my friend.
Posted by: mjc at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (Pg+x7)


Your mom sells potato chips. Always on the corner yelling "Lays!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 07:36 PM (zBaqJ)

126 If you've been physically assaulted, you don't also add, "And what really upset me is the mean language used while beating me."

If you're a man, no. This indicates the xir's transition is ximcomplete.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2019 07:37 PM (DMUuz)

127 Hadrian - I am pulling for the Astros, since they used to be the dead last NL Central team. Fond memories.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 07:37 PM (lwiT4)

128 Mimi Rogers in her prime were quite spectacular.

What happened to her jaw? Was it always that wonky?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2019 07:37 PM (9t0Zz)

129 this Kursk movie is heartbreaking

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 07:37 PM (G546f)

130 Beating Mr. Finley is not to be confused with "beating the Bishop."

Or is it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:37 PM (EXxge)

131 Were they talking to this person in the third person? "Does he want some water?"

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (aXucN)

Maybe the bitch wanted to be called "they". Who cares, this law is dying to be challenged.

Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 07:37 PM (U7k5w)

Revealed: Nuclear Blast in Russia Was Caused by Reactor Meltdown of Superweapon Named "Skyfall"

The nuclear-powered cruise missile had fallen into the sea during a flight test.

They left it sitting on the sea-floor for a year. Which... okay, whatever, it's Russia.

Only a year later did they attempt to recover it.

Their recovery efforts did not go as one might have hoped. The reactor exploded and has flooded the areas around it -- including big towns -- with radiation.

Russia covered up the deadly nuclear reactor explosion in August during the salvage at sea of one of Vladimir Putin's new superweapons, a nuclear-powered cruise missile called Skyfall, a senior State Department official disclosed.

The reactor exploded Aug. 8 off the coast of the northern Russian town of Nenoska, killing seven Russians on a barge in the White Sea as they were overseeing the recovery of a sunken Skyfall. The missile had been sitting on the seafloor for about year after a failed flight test, said State Department official Thomas G. DiNanno.

"The explosion was caused by the Skyfall experiencing a criticality accident, an uncontrolled nuclear reaction that released a burst of radiation while Russian personnel retrieved it from the seafloor," Mr. DiNanno said in an interview with The Washington Times.

It gets worse: Experts say that approximately $150,000 worth of FaceBook ads accidentally blew up the entire democracy of the United States as well

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:12 PM




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Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 06:12 PM (ZCEU2)

2 I'll go get em

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 06:13 PM (ZCEU2)

3 Third !

Posted by: jsg at October 22, 2019 06:13 PM (WjcFW)

4 Where was Jack Ryan during all of this!?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 22, 2019 06:13 PM (xptlg)

5 You don't say ?

Posted by: Daniel Craig at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (WjcFW)

6 th

Posted by: FloridaMan at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (s6iAH)

7 Boom!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)

8 Wonder if any of that was US made uranium

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (ZCEU2)

9 Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, that Putin.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (xptlg)

10 >>They left it sitting on the sea-floor for a year. Which... okay, whatever, it's Russia.



Hahaha - so fucking true.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (fjX/+)

11 Tulsi did it!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 06:15 PM (0W3mK)

12 Whoopsie!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 22, 2019 06:15 PM (LOq4H)

13 I blame Zuckerberg

Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 06:15 PM (U7k5w)

14 Is there nothing President Trump can't do?

Posted by: ShainS at October 22, 2019 06:15 PM (utdZo)

15 That's what you get for naming doomsday weapons after Bond or scifi movies.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 22, 2019 06:15 PM (1g7ch)

16 The Russians are not so good with nukes? Somehow I'm not surprised.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 22, 2019 06:16 PM (0OmEj)

17 Trump did it. Right?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 06:16 PM (NVYyb)

18 Sounds to me like it was the equivalent of a "dirty bomb," not an actual nuke that went off.

Reactors can't turn into bombs. They can remain fissile and create a lot of heat, but you don't get the chain-reaction explosion, just a thermal blast throwing radioactive stuff all over.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)

19 "For England, James?"

"No. For Trump."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 22, 2019 06:16 PM (Ki5SV)

20 Ah, the facebook joke at the end was brilliant!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 22, 2019 06:16 PM (xptlg)

21 Luckily it wasn't lost deep in the crater's on Tulsi Gabbard's face.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 06:16 PM (fjX/+)

22 "They left it sitting on the sea-floor for a year. Which... okay, whatever, it's Russia."

Checks with chart.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 22, 2019 06:16 PM (t+qrx)

23 Well another thing Q Mentioned was Skyfall, BUT Troll

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 06:17 PM (BqBId)

24 I KNEW IT!

Posted by: Robert Mueller at October 22, 2019 06:17 PM (YOhRS)

25 "Only a year later did they attempt to recover it."

*Cue Benny Hill theme song*

Posted by: jsg at October 22, 2019 06:17 PM (WjcFW)

26 Clearly this is Trumps fault

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 06:17 PM (ZfRYq)

27 I'll die laughing when a Japanese fisherman pulls up a 3 eyed fish in a few years

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 22, 2019 06:17 PM (2Zt5U)

28 Yes, the Russians are so clever, so adept that this happens. But, yes, of course, they can put at least 2 assets into Dem primaries.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 06:17 PM (jUVms)

29 Thanks for making us feel better about our little mishap.

Posted by: Iranian rocket scientists at October 22, 2019 06:17 PM (RqQOX)

30 They left it sitting on the sea-floor for a year. Which... okay, whatever, it's Russia.

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Why is everything in Russia handled like community theater?

Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 06:17 PM (DQebX)

31 We keep telling you people that creating nuclear power for energy is dangerous! Except, of course, when it's Iran. /

Posted by: ShainS at October 22, 2019 06:18 PM (utdZo)

32 What's a little fallout?

Hand me the Vodka Comrades.

Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 06:18 PM (+0uDE)

33 Experts say that approximately $150,000 worth of FaceBook ads accidentally blew up the entire democracy of the United States as well.

Oh the Huge Manatee !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Newscasting Critic ... at October 22, 2019 06:18 PM (LPnfS)

34 15
That's what you get for naming doomsday weapons after Bond or scifi movies.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 22, 2019 06:15 PM (1g7ch)

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Russian weapon names are rarely used. I'm thinking "Skyfall" is the NATO code work, like Shipwreck, Sunburn, etc.

There's a code system where all the items in a particular series use the same letter prefix. That's how you get names like Fishbed and Fulcrum. Not what the Russians actually call them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)

35 Trump did it. Right?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 06:16 PM (NVYyb)
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Two scoops of uranium.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 06:18 PM (YOhRS)

36 Radiation -- reading "Chernobyl". Leftist autocrats do everything to cover up the truth.

Sounds like a lot of the MSM.

Posted by: FloridaMan at October 22, 2019 06:18 PM (s6iAH)

37 And the only way we can still get into space is on a RUSSIAN capsule. Yoffe

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 06:18 PM (85Gof)

38 You know, you could craft a new talking point about how " on the watch of president Trump, we now have 4000% more nuclear waste in the ocean" or whatever.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 22, 2019 06:18 PM (xptlg)

39 They didn't consider that the sea water was keeping the damn thing cool. It blew up when they put it on the barge.

And at least they learned their lesson from Chernobyl. They didn't do anything like shutting down nearby radiation monitoring stations or anything like that.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 06:18 PM (sWM8x)

40 I suspect they probably left it on the ocean floor for a year because they couldn't figure out how to get it off the floor safely.

Whoops.

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 06:19 PM (aXucN)

41 Stuxnet!

It even sounds like a Russian word.

I wonder what it would mean in Russian....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 22, 2019 06:19 PM (aktsl)

42 O/T but....

Twitchy, is all atwitter over testimony from Bill Taylor. Apparently he confirmed a quid pro quo.

Posted by: Roper at October 22, 2019 06:19 PM (X1K/2)

43 I can't believe Dems still think THESE PEOPLE are still the evil supervillains capable of actually installing a puppet into the White House.

They performed the nuclear equivalent of Wile E. Coyote picking up a lit ACME rocket right before it explodes in his face.

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 06:19 PM (sPO/s)

44 It fall out of sky. It called Skyfall. Brilliant.

Posted by: Iranian rocket scientists at October 22, 2019 06:19 PM (RqQOX)

45 hey at least they are consistent with their historical track record with anything nuclear!

Posted by: bored383 at October 22, 2019 06:19 PM (zJ4nO)

46 So what you're saying is that rather than see Hillary! become President, Russia nuked itself?

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 22, 2019 06:19 PM (/Njku)

47 Reactors can't turn into bombs. They can remain fissile and create a lot of heat, but you don't get the chain-reaction explosion, just a thermal blast throwing radioactive stuff all over.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)


Not a no-kidding canned sunshine bomb, but a prompt criticality excursion is a different event from an explosion scattering fuel. See the SL-1 event:

https://tinyurl.com/y3yy8mff

Posted by: hogmartin at October 22, 2019 06:19 PM (t+qrx)

48 I saw this movie

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 06:19 PM (G546f)

49 Prolly being run by the same nukular engineer that ran that test at Chernobyl.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 22, 2019 06:19 PM (VNmG1)

50 In Russia, superweapon develops you.

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 06:19 PM (786Ro)

51 fyi -

https://tinyurl.com/y6cpzuuc

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 06:20 PM (r+sAi)

52 Ouch for those poor dumb Ruskie bastards who were the divers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 22, 2019 06:20 PM (2B9A/)

53 reading "Chernobyl"

Which one? Fred Pohl's fictional one was good.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 06:20 PM (ykYG2)

54 Twitchy, is all atwitter over testimony from Bill Taylor. Apparently he confirmed a quid pro quo.
Posted by: Roper at October 22, 2019 06:19 PM

His opinion. The facts don't add up though.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 06:20 PM (0W3mK)

55 Underwater dirty bomb? I imagine that that's preferable to a land-based dirty bomb?

Posted by: 13times at October 22, 2019 06:20 PM (K3B2k)

56 Reactors can't turn into bombs. They can remain
fissile and create a lot of heat, but you don't get the chain-reaction
explosion, just a thermal blast throwing radioactive stuff all over.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Kinda thought that also, unless the trigger went off and worked, but I think it would have blown up more than a barge.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 22, 2019 06:20 PM (LOq4H)

57 28
Yes, the Russians are so clever, so adept that this happens. But, yes,
of course, they can put at least 2 assets into Dem primaries.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 06:17 PM (jUVms)

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A friend suggested to me that something strange was going on because of a big ammo explosion in Russia not long ago.

I then pointed out that ammo dumps blow up there about every six months, give or take. This is because:

1. Russia never throws old ammo away, and it becomes unstable, and
2. Most Russians are drunk most of the time.

Russia is trying to get rid of the ammo, which of course also gives it another opportunity to blow up when the drunks trying to disarm it set it off.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 06:20 PM (cfSRQ)

58 Trump did it. Right?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever



Da. If only Putin knew!

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 06:20 PM (786Ro)

59 >Their recovery efforts did not go as one might have hoped. The reactor
exploded and has flooded the areas around it -- including big towns --
with radiation.

Point of pedantry. One does not spread radiation. One spreads radioactive materials or particles or radioactivity, which then radiate whatever radiation they radiate.

Radiation can be waves (gamma, xray, etc.) or high-energy particles (alpha, beta (electrons)).

/asshole

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 06:21 PM (jYnPD)

60 I should have been an experimental soviet missile
Scuttled across the floors of a silent baltic sea.

Posted by: The Love Song of Comrade Prufrock at October 22, 2019 06:21 PM (fjX/+)

61 Underwater dirty bomb? I imagine that that's preferable to a land-based dirty bomb?
Posted by: 13times at October 22, 2019 06:20 PM (K3B2k)

Fuck you

Posted by: Fish at October 22, 2019 06:21 PM (85Gof)

62 So the Staye Department dweeb was concerned that the Russians covered it up. Well of course they covered it up. ANYONE would try to cover it up. We would cover it up. Yet this pindick was worried about a coverup.

What a fag. Obviously a Top Man.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 22, 2019 06:21 PM (LsRfT)

63 44 It fall out of sky. It called Skyfall. Brilliant.

Posted by: Iranian rocket scientists

*dope slap*

Posted by: Putin at October 22, 2019 06:21 PM (G546f)

64 I think I read a Clive Cussler novel about this. Seems like it would be right up Dirk Pitt's alley.

Posted by: huerfano at October 22, 2019 06:21 PM (9dnxb)

65 neutrons can be particulate radiation as well.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 06:21 PM (jYnPD)

66 >>They left it sitting on the sea-floor for a year. Which... okay, whatever, it's Russia.

Hahaha - so fucking true.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (fjX/+)


Comrade, the honor is all yours ...

But you are senior in rank! I couldn't ...

After you, Ivan ...

No, I insist Petrovivich ...

Posted by: Adriane the Newscasting Critic ... at October 22, 2019 06:21 PM (LPnfS)

67 Yuri, you cut green cord first right? Yuri? YURI!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 06:21 PM (0W3mK)

68 Twitchy, is all atwitter over testimony from Bill Taylor. Apparently he confirmed a quid pro quo.
Posted by: Roper at October 22, 2019 06:19 PM (X1K/2)


Yeah I saw the headline today but didn't have a chance to read the article.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 06:21 PM (dUJdY)

69 meh - net neutrality and climate change killed everyone already.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 22, 2019 06:22 PM (bwo3w)

70 How big of an explosion? I take it was not a Nuke detonation, right?

Posted by: Paladin at October 22, 2019 06:22 PM (3IOdT)

71 Guess they figured it wasn't going anywhere so what's the hurry

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 06:22 PM (ZCEU2)

72 Reactors can't turn into bombs. They can remain
fissile and create a lot of heat, but you don't get the chain-reaction
explosion, just a thermal blast throwing radioactive stuff all over.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

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"...just a thermal blast throwing radioactive stuff all over."

OK, well, bomb-ish, then.

Ten points off for casual use of the word "just."

Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 06:22 PM (DQebX)

73 that's a mean chest x-ray.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 06:22 PM (ykYG2)

74 So the personnel retrieving the downed missile are now irradiated beyond repair?

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 06:22 PM (kD8Fh)

75 You think the Russians would notice that they keep trying to build superweapons, and the only ships that get sunk and cities that get wrecked are Russian ones.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 06:22 PM (Kpl3J)

76 Hey but a PDT phone call and a book written anonymously is all drudge can post about

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 06:22 PM (85Gof)

77 Anybody seen Eric Swallwell?

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 06:22 PM (YOhRS)

78 I can't believe Dems still think THESE PEOPLE are still the evil supervillains capable of actually installing a puppet into the White House.

================
We inwent steam engine!

Posted by: Ghetto Skandi, wearing a muskrat hat at October 22, 2019 06:23 PM (7Fj9P)

79 It's clear that James Bond planted a destruct device on the missile, which would go off if they attempted to raise it.

Then he bedded Anna Chapman, the lucky bastid.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 22, 2019 06:23 PM (Z4rgH)

80 Aquaman to the rescue!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 06:23 PM (G546f)

81 This happened because Tulsi Gabbard was supposed to be in charge of nuke tests, but got distracted running for prezzy.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 06:23 PM (FiUMj)

82 Meanwhile, on a lonely atoll. The creature who will be known as Gojirah begins to form.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 22, 2019 06:23 PM (9GFP4)

83 I wonder if one of the Russians on the barge said "You arrogant ass, you've killed us" right before he was incinerated.

Life's too short to miss out on a good line.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 06:23 PM (ZLI7S)

84 I am inwincible!

Posted by: Boris Ivanovich Grishenko at October 22, 2019 06:24 PM (Z1ykJ)

85
Behold Greatest Russian Doomsday Veapon of All Times -

ZARDOZ!!!

Posted by: Scientist at Secret Russian Laboratory at October 22, 2019 06:24 PM (XCfh1)

86 70
How big of an explosion? I take it was not a Nuke detonation, right?


Posted by: Paladin at October 22, 2019 06:22 PM (3IOdT)

Not in the sense of a bomb detonating. The core got too hot too fast, and likely the water/coolant boiled off and the structures melted at such a high, uncontrolled rate as to cause an explosion.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 06:24 PM (jYnPD)

87 70
How big of an explosion? I take it was not a Nuke detonation, right?


Posted by: Paladin at October 22, 2019 06:22 PM (3IOdT)

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No, see above. Nuclear reactors cannot "go critical" and become nuclear weapons. They explode for other (thermal) reasons and scatter the reactor contents. I.e. they become "dirty bombs."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 06:24 PM (cfSRQ)

88 So still just like the Soviet Union.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 22, 2019 06:24 PM (yQpMk)

89 And however we laugh at Florida Man in here, nobody on earth does Hold My Vodka as well as the Russki.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 06:24 PM (ykYG2)

90 Facebook is indeed having a nuclear like effect, but it is from the internal Dem politburo, not the Russkies. Google/FB even worse ...

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2019 06:24 PM (Cus5s)

91 This happened because Tulsi Gabbard was supposed to be in charge of nuke tests, but got distracted running for prezzy.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 06:23 PM (FiUMj)
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Da, some asset she turned out to be!

Posted by: Russian Controller at October 22, 2019 06:24 PM (YOhRS)

92 There's a code system where all the items in a particular series use the same letter prefix. That's how you get names like Fishbed and Fulcrum. Not what the Russians actually call them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)


Ficus?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 22, 2019 06:24 PM (Ki5SV)

93 You think the Russians would notice that they keep trying to build superweapons, and the only ships that get sunk and cities that get wrecked are Russian ones.
=======================
Enraged walrus was anomaly.

Posted by: Ghetto Skandi, wearing a muskrat hat at October 22, 2019 06:24 PM (7Fj9P)

94 Its kind of like a Simpsons skit with the 6 eyed fish.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 06:25 PM (r+sAi)

95 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)

96 >>Yeah I saw the headline today but didn't have a chance to read the article.

Don't bother. It's a lie.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)

97 this would have never happened under President John Kerry.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 22, 2019 06:25 PM (ZqRa6)

98 On the plus side, two headed fish are easier to catch.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 22, 2019 06:25 PM (dMR4T)

99 And yet they're still the most powerful country in the world, stealing every election America ever has from here to eternity.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)

100 I for one blame it on moose and squirrel.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 06:25 PM (ykYG2)

101 On the plus side, two headed fish are easier to catch.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 22, 2019 06:25 PM

Buy two get two for the Japanese soup!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 06:25 PM (0W3mK)

102 Fine. Pass out some iodine and get me a beer.

Posted by: Putin at October 22, 2019 06:25 PM (WjcFW)

103 Underwater dirty bomb? I imagine that that's preferable to a land-based dirty bomb?
Posted by: 13times at October 22, 2019 06:20 PM (K3B2k)


Let me tell you about land-based dirty bombs. . .

Posted by: Huma at October 22, 2019 06:25 PM (Ki5SV)

104 Aquaman to the rescue!
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 06:23 PM



Arctic waters are beckoning for Amber Heard's nipples.

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 06:26 PM (786Ro)

105 No, see above. Nuclear reactors cannot "go critical"
and become nuclear weapons. They explode for other (thermal) reasons
and scatter the reactor contents. I.e. they become "dirty bombs."


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 06:24 PM (cfSRQ)

Reactors do go critical, just at a controlled rate.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 06:26 PM (jYnPD)

106 You think the Russians would notice that they keep trying to build superweapons, and the only ships that get sunk and cities that get wrecked are Russian ones.

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Sort of the "Blazing Saddles" threat strategy.

"Make one move and we'll blow up another of our cities!"

Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 06:26 PM (DQebX)

107 No, see above. Nuclear reactors cannot "go critical" and become nuclear weapons

==

what if the reactor identifies as a bomb?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 06:26 PM (G546f)

108 And yet they're still the most powerful country in the world, stealing every election America ever has from here to eternity.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)
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What can you say, Americans are powerless against Facebook ads.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 06:26 PM (YOhRS)

109 This will be the perfect companion piece to the highly radioactive lake the Russians made.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 22, 2019 06:26 PM (FTlwv)

110 I said the green wire first! Fuuu

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 06:26 PM (0W3mK)

111 Ouch for those poor dumb Ruskie bastards who were the divers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 22, 2019 06:20 PM (2B9A/)


True, dat.

May their Families find some Comfort in that they were trying to clean up a mess.

Posted by: Adriane the Newscasting Critic ... at October 22, 2019 06:26 PM (LPnfS)

112 Arctic waters are beckoning for Amber Heard's nipples.

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 06:26 PM (786Ro)

Get in line.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 06:26 PM (jYnPD)

113 YouTube suppressed Tulsi Gabbard videos when she was feuding with Clinton.

https://youtu.be/W2UvgHoNJTM

Posted by: buzzion at October 22, 2019 06:26 PM (Z7lwY)

114 I should have been an experimental soviet missile
Scuttled across the floors of a silent baltic sea.



*golfclap*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 22, 2019 06:26 PM (yQpMk)

115 74
So the personnel retrieving the downed missile are now irradiated beyond repair?

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 06:22 PM (kD8Fh)

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Well, the ones killed in the blast sure are, but probably don't care.

Radiation sickness is not as deadly as movies like "Chernobyl" suggest.

It's also hard to tell just how bad long-term exposure is because everything in Russia (and the Ukraine) is heavily polluted and most of them are raging alcoholics. Kind of a contest to see what they'll die of first.

Check out their driving.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 06:26 PM (cfSRQ)

116 What would Fukushima have looked like, if those rods stored on sight had fully melted down? I recall the helicopters trying to dump water, but pilots too afraid to even get close ... so they missed the mark usually.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2019 06:26 PM (Cus5s)

117 I must break you.

Posted by: Ivan Drago at October 22, 2019 06:27 PM (r+sAi)

118 Hillary does not have a vibrator, however she DOES have hammer and sickle.

The Russian fixation runs deep with The Lovelorn Pantsuit.

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 22, 2019 06:27 PM (xXx5y)

119 Never forget what Putin's job was before he took over the country. He is a killer.

Posted by: IanDeal at October 22, 2019 06:27 PM (vgGyZ)

120 I guess there could have been a change in conditions due to moderator issues from sitting on sea floor for a year. And the blast could have been the initiator, so basically a dirty bomb? Or it could have been the propellant, maybe?

Who knows. We should encourage Russia to blow up more of it's cities, though.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 22, 2019 06:27 PM (LWu6U)

121 From Russia with love......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 22, 2019 06:27 PM (MeM4j)

122 I figured as much Jack Straw. But the media will run with it. *sigh*

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 06:27 PM (dUJdY)

123 Wait.....

They TESTED the flight of a missile, with an ACTIVE NUCLEAR PAYLOAD aboard?

Just how fucking stupid ARE the Russians?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)

124 Fine. Pass out some iodine and get me a beer.
Posted by: Putin at October 22, 2019 06:25 PM (WjcFW)
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I'm going to get me..um...a beer.

Posted by: Liz Warren at October 22, 2019 06:27 PM (YOhRS)

125 Glow iIn the dark vodka! Woot!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 22, 2019 06:27 PM (dMR4T)

126 Hey, where'd they get the uranium for it, I wonder?

Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 06:27 PM (DQebX)

127 On the plus side, two headed fish are easier to catch.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 22, 2019 06:25



Fish on!

Posted by: Jeremy Wade at October 22, 2019 06:28 PM (786Ro)

128 Hey everybody.

Ace and everyone, I shared this late last night in the ONT. I think it's worth a read. Warning however: it's Rolling Stone and Matt Taibbi. As I said before, I can't believe RS published this.

"Everyone Is A Russian Asset"

https://tinyurl.com/y6khm6r3'

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 06:28 PM (L2ZTs)

129 They TESTED the flight of a missile, with an ACTIVE NUCLEAR PAYLOAD aboard?

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The second one is headed for Hackensack, New Jersey.

Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 06:28 PM (DQebX)

130 May their Families find some Comfort in that they were trying to clean up a mess.
Posted by: Adriane the Newscasting Critic ... at October 22, 2019 06:26 PM (LPnfS)

Yes, and you'll probably only find this comment only here on AoS!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 06:28 PM (BiNEL)

131 good time for a repost of Russia's greatest superweapon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhPvJOnHotE

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 06:28 PM (Kpl3J)

132 In the beginning there was darkness, and the darkness was without form and void.

Posted by: BOMB #20 at October 22, 2019 06:28 PM (yQpMk)

133 On the plus side, two headed fish are easier to catch.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 22, 2019 06:25 PM (dMR4T)
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That's what I like about you, Cannibal Bob. You always look on the bright side.

That, and your hash spells "Dem Rat."

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 06:28 PM (aXucN)

134 The second one is headed for Hackensack, New Jersey.

Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 06:28 PM (DQebX)

Good

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 06:29 PM (85Gof)

135 And in addition to the darkness there was also me. And I moved upon the face of the darkness.

Posted by: BOMB #20 at October 22, 2019 06:29 PM (yQpMk)

136 Was this the event some morons were discussing that killed the six or seven top guys and that no one could really figure out why they were all on the same sub to die for something mysterious?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 22, 2019 06:29 PM (krYGQ)

137 And I saw that I was alone.

Posted by: BOMB #20 at October 22, 2019 06:29 PM (yQpMk)

138 I am inwincible!
Posted by: Boris Ivanovich Grishenko


What fucking awful movie. Probably worse than Moonraker.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2019 06:29 PM (1Vobx)

139 Reactors do go critical, just at a controlled rate.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 06:26 PM (jYnPD)

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You can't just cut the AND out of my sentence and then try to correct me.

Yes, they go critical, otherwise they would have no point. They still don't become bombs.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 06:29 PM (cfSRQ)

140 YouTube suppressed Tulsi Gabbard videos when she was feuding with Clinton.
========================
Fuck Tulsi Gabbard. I mean, I really want to fuck Tulsi.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 22, 2019 06:29 PM (7Fj9P)

141 Let there be light.

Posted by: BOMB #20 at October 22, 2019 06:29 PM (yQpMk)

142 116 What would Fukushima have looked like, if those rods stored on sight had fully melted down? I recall the helicopters trying to dump water, but pilots too afraid to even get close ... so they missed the mark usually.

My understanding is that the water was for the spent fuel rods, and the concern was never criticality, but getting hot and offgassing. Spent rods have a lot of nasty byproducts that would have gone into the wind. So it would have looked more like Chernobyl with the fire.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 22, 2019 06:29 PM (LWu6U)

143 On the plus side, two headed fish are easier to catch.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 22, 2019 06:25 PM (dMR4T)
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Unless you snag one head and a guy in another boat snags the other.

Didn't think about that, didja?

Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 06:30 PM (DQebX)

144 Hey bluebell!

Funny you mention that hash. I was typing an auto lien sale into a newspaper at work the other day, and part of one of the car's VINs was, not a joke:

4NT1FA

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 06:30 PM (L2ZTs)

145
That, and your hash spells "Dem Rat."

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 06:28 PM (aXucN)

As they are! Excellent.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 22, 2019 06:30 PM (dMR4T)

146 Warning however: it's Rolling Stone and Matt Taibbi. As I said before, I can't believe RS published this.

"Everyone Is A Russian Asset"

https://tinyurl.com/y6khm6r3'

Rolling Stone has been Matt Taibbi's publishing home for quite a few years. And even though Taibbi is a leftist, he's a honest and intelligent leftist, and he doesn't fall for the groupthink bullshit that all the rest of them fall for.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 06:30 PM (Kpl3J)

147 The second one is headed for Hackensack, New Jersey.

Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 06:28 PM (DQebX)

I'm not seeing the downside.

Posted by: jsg at October 22, 2019 06:30 PM (WjcFW)

148 They TESTED the flight of a missile, with an ACTIVE NUCLEAR PAYLOAD aboard?

Just how fucking stupid ARE the Russians?
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)


From what I can get from the article, it's nuclear-powered, with an optional nuclear warhead (in the XLE model). So the reactor is part of the propulsion system, but not necessarily the warhead.

Nuclear aircraft propulsion was studied in the US during the cold war (imagine a B-52 that could loiter on station basically forever), but was eventually abandoned as completely fucking bugnuts bonkers.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 22, 2019 06:30 PM (t+qrx)

149 Soon to be an Emmy winning dramatic series on HBO

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 22, 2019 06:30 PM (o6USh)

150 Remember these are the same people that sunk their Navy's floating drydock, and almost took their Aircraft Carrier with it.

Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 06:30 PM (+0uDE)

151 138 I am inwincible!
Posted by: Boris Ivanovich Grishenko

What fucking awful movie. Probably worse than Moonraker.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2019 06:29 PM (1Vobx)

Except for the "spike" idea. I need that thing for my robocallers and spam emailers.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 06:30 PM (ABjxW)

152 Ooops, it would appear there's been a translation error. The Russian missile was actually named the Chernobyl.
Please to readjust your American capitalistic running dog propaganda

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 06:30 PM (HaL55)

153 I'm sure Hillary's diaper is hazardous waste.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 22, 2019 06:30 PM (n1yOz)

154 You arrogant ass, you've killed us !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2019 06:31 PM (M+Lyo)

155 This ebook is decent: https://archive.org/details/chernobylwitnessed

Posted by: 13times at October 22, 2019 06:31 PM (K3B2k)

156 They probably should have used something more than 9# test.

Posted by: Roo the day at October 22, 2019 06:31 PM (Bf3hj)

157
Unless you snag one head and a guy in another boat snags the other.

Didn't think about that, didja?

Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 06:30 PM (DQebX)

I did not!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 22, 2019 06:31 PM (dMR4T)

158 My buddy was a communications tech and had to work with the Rooskies when his company was tasked with the secret service for state visits. This was early 90's. My buddy couldn't believe how far back their technology was. He said it was shit we would have quit using 30 years prior. And this was their top of the line crap. He said most guys were OK to work with but half were drunk all the time.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 06:31 PM (0W3mK)

159 Tom, I know, I'm as shocked as anyone.

Back in the W and early Obama days as I recall, Taibbi was IMHO the height of leftist hate-snobbery.

I remember he was once on Politically Incorrect (or was it Real Time?) with Tony Snow, while Snow was dying of cancer. I refused to watch because I was afraid Taibbi was making fun of him.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 06:32 PM (L2ZTs)

160 I will win, and then I will DESTROY RUSSIA!

https://tinyurl.com/y4z6lntw

Posted by: Hillary 2020 - You Fucking BETTER Be With Her! at October 22, 2019 06:32 PM (AzW6q)

161 Oh goodness. One guy (who incidentally ate lunch two months beforehand with a Dem senators) contradicts 2 Presidents, a transcript and the ambassador. Same idiot who texted a quiz pro quo setup and was rebutted immediately. He claims the phone conversation to follow unbuts the rebut. I smell another bullshit attempted set up by yet another deep state quisling.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 22, 2019 06:32 PM (87EdW)

162 I want to make a giant Fluke joke.


Mostly for the pun. But I keep Floundering around with the form.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 06:32 PM (fjX/+)

163 I'm sure Hillary's diaper is hazardous waste.

Posted by: Northernlurker

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But when you've run out of booze, you can wring it out for a recycled high.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 22, 2019 06:32 PM (DQebX)

164 And I saw that I was alone.
Posted by: BOMB #20 at October 22, 2019 06:29 PM (yQpMk)


I am NOT faulty data. Get back in the bomb bay!!

Posted by: Dark Star ... at October 22, 2019 06:32 PM (LPnfS)

165 Nuclear aircraft propulsion was studied in the US
during the cold war (imagine a B-52 that could loiter on station
basically forever), but was eventually abandoned as completely fucking
bugnuts bonkers.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 22, 2019 06:30 PM (t+qrx)

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I know a guy who worked on the project. It was as you say. "Great, so given that a percentage of our aircraft crash each year, what happens when this one goes down?"

Obviously, the Russians don't care about that because vodka.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 06:32 PM (cfSRQ)

166 Nuclear aircraft propulsion was studied in the US during the cold war (imagine a B-52 that could loiter on station basically forever), but was eventually abandoned as completely fucking bugnuts bonkers.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 22, 2019 06:30 PM (t+qrx)


I really don't care how safe flying is. Putting a nuclear fucking reactor in an airplane is just a batshit crazy thing to do.

If your goal is to destroy with a nuclear weapon, just a payload is good. Adding DOUBLE PLUS NUKE capabilities just seems a bit.......much?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)

167 They TESTED the flight of a missile, with an ACTIVE NUCLEAR PAYLOAD aboard?

Just how fucking stupid ARE the Russians?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)

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I bet they aren't submitting to cross-dressers or letting antifa taking over cities.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 22, 2019 06:32 PM (krYGQ)

168
Sort of the "Blazing Saddles" threat strategy.

"Make one move and we'll blow up another of our cities!"

Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 06:26 PM (DQebX)


Still, if Sheriff Bart is looking for the white wimmen, Russia is where he should go.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 06:33 PM (sy5kK)

169 Posted by: hogmartin at October 22, 2019 06:30 PM (t+qrx)

Wait. You read the article?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 22, 2019 06:33 PM (dMR4T)

170 Things too hard for the left to understand -
Quid Pro Quo for mutual benefit of countries - good.
Quid Pro Quo for millions of dollars to your family - bad.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 06:33 PM (r+sAi)

171 >> but was eventually abandoned as completely fucking bugnuts bonkers.



Best leave that one to the Soviets.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 06:33 PM (fjX/+)

172 I bet they aren't submitting to cross-dressers or letting antifa taking over cities.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

ouch

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 06:34 PM (G546f)

173 53 reading "Chernobyl"

Which one? Fred Pohl's fictional one was good.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 06:20 PM (ykYG2)

The one by Serhii Plokhy. Non-fiction. A never might be more fun to read

Posted by: FloridaMan at October 22, 2019 06:34 PM (s6iAH)

174 143 On the plus side, two headed fish are easier to catch.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 22, 2019 06:25 PM (dMR4T)
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Unless you snag one head and a guy in another boat snags the other.

Didn't think about that, didja?
Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 06:30 PM (DQebX)

My father and great-uncle caught a musky off the dock once that was entangled in both of their lines so bad it couldn't swim. Neither hook was in the fish. A lot of liquor was consumed while they were arguing over who caught it.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 06:34 PM (ABjxW)

175 It took them a year to find it. We were looking for it to.
There's a Youtube channel called Dark Docs that I found recently that did a video several months ago on it's failed launch when it's existence was still tinfoil-hat territory.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 22, 2019 06:34 PM (CQ3Qb)

176 Gulp. I live about five miles from the Tybee Bomb.

Goggle or Bing it if you will.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 06:35 PM (ptqGC)

177 I know a guy who worked on the project. It was as you say. "Great, so given that a percentage of our aircraft crash each year, what happens when this one goes down?"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 06:32 PM (cfSRQ)


Also something about volunteer crews who were past the age where they'd be having children, on account of they wouldn't be able to any more.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 22, 2019 06:35 PM (t+qrx)

178 The nuclear-powered Skyfall will be used to distribute pro-Trump leaflets over swing states in 2020.

The monsters!

Posted by: Adam Schiff, Toad! at October 22, 2019 06:35 PM (I2/tG)

179 You can't just cut the AND out of my sentence


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 06:29 PM (cfSRQ)

Can and did.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 06:35 PM (jYnPD)

180 Guy, evidently, there was no quid pro quo from Trump to the Ukranians. The need for the secret meetings is the "leaking" of garbage information. The actual transcript of the conversation was already released and they are just throwing mud to see what they can get to stick.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 06:35 PM (jUVms)

181 Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb ourselves, Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb ourselves. Cmon everybody sing along

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 06:36 PM (BqBId)

182 They TESTED the flight of a missile, with an ACTIVE NUCLEAR PAYLOAD aboard?

A nuclear reactor, not a nuclear weaapon.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2019 06:36 PM (I2/tG)

183 4NT1FA
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 06:30 PM (L2ZTs)
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Perfect for a California car!

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 06:36 PM (aXucN)

184 So the personnel retrieving the downed missile are now irradiated beyond repair?
Posted by: kallisto

They're rubbing dirt on it and slapping hot iron to it.

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 06:37 PM (arJlL)

185 150
Remember these are the same people that sunk their Navy's floating drydock, and almost took their Aircraft Carrier with it.





Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 06:30 PM (+0uDE)

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Ah yes, the carrier that's power plant ran so rough that it appeared to be burning coal.

They sent it to Syria accompanied by two (2) ocean-going tugs, in case it's engines quit completely. The reason they have two, is that on a previous sortie, one of the tugs broke after the carrier broke. So they have to bring a spare for the spare.

While off the coast of Syria, they lost 10 percent of their aircraft to flying accidents. Because they're Russia.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 06:37 PM (cfSRQ)

186 Their subs are 50-60 years behind ours, or they were until hillary got a private server

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 06:37 PM (nRWPy)

187 it took them a year to attempt recovery... i wonder if that is because they weren't real sure where it was?

also, FTA, the reactor went bad after it was no longer being cooled by sea water...

i wonder which genius never considered that probability?

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 06:37 PM (Kyj0g)

188 Gulp. I live about five miles from the Tybee Bomb.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 06:35 PM (ptqGC)


I'll give you ten dollars for it. Cash.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 22, 2019 06:37 PM (t+qrx)

189 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
19m
Good news seems to be happening with respect to Turkey, Syria and the Middle East. Further reports to come later!

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 06:37 PM (BqBId)

190 In Russia, warhead bombs you!

Posted by: MAGA at October 22, 2019 06:38 PM (I5LRE)

191 as long as there were no plastic straws in it...

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 06:38 PM (G546f)

192 Jane, I didn't think that they have located the actual site of the Tybee bomb. They have the general vicinity, but haven't been able to actually find it.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 22, 2019 06:38 PM (VNmG1)

193 alcoholics. Kind of a contest to see what they'll die of first.

Check out their driving.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 06:26 PM (cfSRQ)


I remember visiting Italy right after Chernobyl and watching my aunts try to figure out if the cheese they were buying was produced from sheep who grazed before the nuclear fallout.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 06:38 PM (kD8Fh)

194 You know what Russia needs ?

More military parades.

Posted by: jsg at October 22, 2019 06:38 PM (WjcFW)

195 Remember these are the same people that sunk their Navy's floating drydock, and almost took their Aircraft Carrier with it.

Posted by: rd

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In a twist like "GalaxyQuest," the Russians kidnapped the cast of "McHale's Navy" and asked them to run things.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 22, 2019 06:38 PM (DQebX)

196 60
I should have been an experimental soviet missile

Scuttled across the floors of a silent baltic sea.


I'd like to be
under the sea
with experimental russian missiles
in the shade...

Posted by: Rejected Beatles Lyrics at October 22, 2019 06:38 PM (sGtp+)

197 Things too hard for the left to understand -
Quid Pro Quo for mutual benefit of countries - good.
Quid Pro Quo for millions of dollars to your family - bad.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 06:33 PM (r+sAi)

Scary thing is that a very smart friend of mine was confusing this quid pro quo kerfuffle and came to the wrong conclusion!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 06:38 PM (BiNEL)

198 Damn sock.

Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 06:39 PM (DQebX)

199 Somebody push the Reset button? (cackle, cackle, cackle, shart)

Posted by: Hillary at October 22, 2019 06:39 PM (gaHzY)

200 Gotta admit that this superweapon has the coolest Theme Song of any of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 06:39 PM (Kpl3J)

201 Also something about volunteer crews who were past
the age where they'd be having children, on account of they wouldn't be
able to any more.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 22, 2019 06:35 PM (t+qrx)

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He said that weight was an issue, which cut into bomb payload. It was one of those things that sounded like a good idea until they realized what exactly they were doing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 06:39 PM (cfSRQ)

202 First Fukushima and now this.


Dude.

Godzilla v Mothra is gonna be bigger than McGregor/Mayweather. Moar popcorn please.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 22, 2019 06:39 PM (aktsl)

203 I know Seems L, I am just saying countries negotiating for their mutual benefit is a good thing and the Left can't grasp it.

I personally don't think Trump went far enough in the phone call. I wish he would have called for a full joint investigation of the Biden Family Corruption. There is absolutely nothing wrong with it considering the facts we already know.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 06:39 PM (r+sAi)

204 https://gardenandgun.com/feature/saga-tybee-bomb/

from one of our favorite magazines here on FOB DeDe

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 06:39 PM (Kyj0g)

205 In Russia, warhead bombs you!
Posted by: MAGA at October 22, 2019 06:38 PM (I5LRE)


In America, Hannity bombs warhead.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 06:39 PM (L2ZTs)

206 They TESTED the flight of a missile, with an ACTIVE NUCLEAR PAYLOAD aboard?

Just how fucking stupid ARE the Russians?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)
.........

ha ha ha. Even I know better.

Posted by: Fat Kim Elvis at October 22, 2019 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

207 I know a guy who worked on the project. It was as you say. "Great, so given that a percentage of our aircraft crash each year, what happens when this one goes down?"

Particularly given the time period. In the 1950's, SAC bombers crashed **all the time**. About 10% of all the B-47 bombers ever built eventually crashed.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2019 06:40 PM (I2/tG)

208 You wax my balls, I wax yours. That's just the way the world works, man.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Leader of the Free Range Penis at October 22, 2019 06:40 PM (sWM8x)

209 ---
Ah yes, the carrier that's power plant ran so rough that it appeared to be burning coal.

They sent it to Syria accompanied by two (2) ocean-going tugs, in case it's engines quit completely. The reason they have two, is that on a previous sortie, one of the tugs broke after the carrier broke. So they have to bring a spare for the spare.

While off the coast of Syria, they lost 10 percent of their aircraft to flying accidents. Because they're Russia.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 06:37 PM (cfSRQ)

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Certainly our military and intelligence agencies know all this yet they persist in amping up the threat evaluations to 11.

Posted by: MAGA at October 22, 2019 06:40 PM (I5LRE)

210 A nuclear reactor, not a nuclear weaapon.

There's not a lot of difference, except intent

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 06:40 PM (nRWPy)

211 187 it took them a year to attempt recovery... i wonder if that is because they weren't real sure where it was?
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Yes, they lost contact with it before it crashed. They new it went into the ocean but not quite where. Our subs went looking for it as well.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 22, 2019 06:40 PM (CQ3Qb)

212


I personally don't think Trump went far enough in the phone call. I wish he would have called for a full joint investigation of the Biden Family Corruption. There is absolutely nothing wrong with it considering the facts we already know.
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I agree, Guy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 06:40 PM (jUVms)

213 old and busted: Tsar Bomba

new hotness: haywire Skyfall

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

214 I bet they aren't submitting to cross-dressers or letting antifa taking over cities.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 22, 2019 06:32 PM (krYGQ)


Well, sure. Men are still men and women are still making sandwiches, but STILL....

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:41 PM (Zz0t1)

215 173 never = novel (might be more fun to read)

Posted by: FloridaMan at October 22, 2019 06:41 PM (s6iAH)

216 As the Russian movie buffs called this thing, "Skyfall 2: Electric Bugaloo"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 06:41 PM (L2ZTs)

217 >>Yes, they lost contact with it before it crashed.


In so many ways, THIS is The Story of Ace's Vespa.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 06:41 PM (fjX/+)

218 Note, the Russians did not name it Skyfall, NATO calls it that.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 06:42 PM (NgKpN)

219 also, FTA, the reactor went bad after it was no longer being cooled by sea water...

i wonder which genius never considered that probability?


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 06:37 PM (Kyj0g)

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I think the missile is designed to be air-cooled, which it gets from high speed. When it went into the water, deep cold water did the job, but bringing it up probably caused an issue since the gap between pulling it out of the cold water and slapping some coolant around it could have caused an explosion.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 06:42 PM (cfSRQ)

220 Wait 'til you see our Dame Judi Dench Bomb!

Posted by: Russians at October 22, 2019 06:42 PM (L2ZTs)

221 $150K more than HRC spent in Wisconsin

Posted by: Jean at October 22, 2019 06:42 PM (EhJId)

222 Fuck Of The Amedica !

Posted by: Bomb Scribblings at October 22, 2019 06:42 PM (WjcFW)

223 The Tybee bomb lies on the bottom of Wassau Sound, just off Little Tybee. The USAF tried to locate it a few years ago and failed. Hopefully, it's covered in feet of mud, but every hurricane or tropical storm stirs things up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 06:42 PM (ptqGC)

224 In so many ways, THIS is The Story of Ace's Vespa.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 06:41 PM (fjX/+)


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Oh, man that's funny right there.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 06:42 PM (jUVms)

225 I learned last night that Hannity is capable of shutting up

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 06:42 PM (nRWPy)

226 Scary thing is that a very smart friend of mine was confusing this quid pro quo kerfuffle and came to the wrong conclusion!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 06:38 PM (BiNEL)


After pointing out that Mount St. Helens belched out more carbon dioxide than the entire human race during our history as a manufacturing species, my very smart friend said, "so, that just means we have to do our part to negate natural causes ..."

Posted by: Adriane the Globull Warmening Critic ... at October 22, 2019 06:42 PM (LPnfS)

227 dagny, was it while PDT was speaking?

Posted by: Russians at October 22, 2019 06:42 PM (L2ZTs)

228
Sverdlovsk, Chelayabinsk, Chernobyl, the Aral Sea, air pollution in present-day China. The dark night of environmental catastrophe falls on capitalist countries but always lands in socialist ones.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 06:43 PM (7rVsF)

229 225 I learned last night that Hannity is capable of shutting up


Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 06:42 PM (nRWPy)


Was Trump his guest?

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 06:43 PM (kD8Fh)

230 Oops now without sock...

dagny, was it while PDT was speaking?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 06:43 PM (L2ZTs)

231 I will win, and then I will DESTROY RUSSIA!

https://tinyurl.com/y4z6lntw

Posted by: Hillary 2020 - You Fucking BETTER Be With Her! at October 22, 2019 06:32 PM (AzW6q)


Hillary / Rmoney 2020! Vote UniParty!

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 06:43 PM (UGKMd)

232 218 Note, the Russians did not name it Skyfall, NATO calls it that.
Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 06:42 PM (NgKpN)

-----

NATO give the cool names to all the Russian weapons.

Posted by: MAGA at October 22, 2019 06:43 PM (I5LRE)

233 186
Their subs are 50-60 years behind ours, or they were until hillary got a private server


Posted by: dagny, first of her name


The Walkers closed that gap substantially.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 22, 2019 06:43 PM (LOq4H)

234
i wonder which genius never considered that probability?


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 06:37 PM (Kyj0g)

Without the gulags, how do they motivate people.

Posted by: Jean at October 22, 2019 06:44 PM (EhJId)

235 After pointing out that Mount St. Helens belched out more carbon dioxide than the entire human race during our history as a manufacturing species, my very smart friend said, "so, that just means we have to do our part to negate natural causes ..."
Posted by: Adriane the Globull Warmening Critic ... at October 22, 2019 06:42 PM (LPnfS)

---


Your friend is an idiot.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 06:44 PM (jUVms)

236 Water contains a nuclear reaction, but you can't then take it out again.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 06:44 PM (nRWPy)

237
Russian engineering: "Is close enough, blyat!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 06:44 PM (7rVsF)

238 A nuclear reactor, not a nuclear weaapon.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2019 06:36 PM (I2/tG)


The device exploded and spread nuclear radiation everywhere.

Nuclear. Bomb.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:45 PM (Zz0t1)

239 MAGA, wait 'til you see the Russians' Joker Bomb.

(It throws heavy makeup onto all the men in its blast radius. Unfortunately they test-detonated it in San Francisco and no one could tell if it actually worked or not.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 06:45 PM (L2ZTs)

240 I remember visiting Italy right after Chernobyl and watching my aunts
try to figure out if the cheese they were buying was produced from sheep
who grazed before the nuclear fallout.


Duh. Turn the lights off. If it glows, then yeah, it's the Chernobyl brand.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 06:45 PM (HaL55)

241 NATO give the cool names to all the Russian weapons.
---
They ought to name one The Big Lebowski.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 06:45 PM (sWM8x)

242
You know what Russia needs ?

More military Vodka before parades.

Posted by: jsg at October 22, 2019 06:38 PM (WjcFW)

Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 06:45 PM (+0uDE)

243 After pointing out that Mount St. Helens belched out more carbon dioxide than the entire human race during our history as a manufacturing species, my very smart friend said, "so, that just means we have to do our part to negate natural causes ..."
Posted by: Adriane the Globull Warmening Critic ... at October 22, 2019 06:42 PM (LPnfS)


I, too, support waging total war against nature.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 22, 2019 06:45 PM (t+qrx)

244 They took a dump without a plan.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 22, 2019 06:45 PM (CGwmU)

245 What does this button do ?

Posted by: Dmitri at October 22, 2019 06:46 PM (WjcFW)

246 When will these idiots learn that carbon dioxide is good for the planet.

We don't control shit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 06:46 PM (jUVms)

247 The Russians named their biggest most destructive new bomb, Gigli.

They also have warheads named Ishtar and Glitter.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 06:46 PM (L2ZTs)

248 A super-weapon that took out all of 7 people?

Hah I say.

Posted by: eleven at October 22, 2019 06:46 PM (tH5fk)

249 The dark night of environmental catastrophe falls on capitalist countries but always lands in socialist ones.

I was going to snark about Lake Urmia in the Islamic Republic, but it seems to be recovering.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 06:46 PM (ykYG2)

250 Skyfall? Should have put them on Cuba while Barry was in office.

Posted by: zombie Khrushchev at October 22, 2019 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

251 Posted by: Adriane the Globull Warmening Critic ... at October 22, 2019 06:42 PM (LPnfS)

This is Exactly what scares me about the next election, and I presume that your friend, like mine, is really a rather bright person that had a successful career with a lot of responsibility.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 06:46 PM (BiNEL)

252 Foist on their own petard amirite?

Posted by: eleven at October 22, 2019 06:46 PM (tH5fk)

253
Radiation sickness is not as deadly as movies like "Chernobyl" suggest.

It's
also hard to tell just how bad long-term exposure is because everything
in Russia (and the Ukraine) is heavily polluted and most of them are
raging alcoholics. Kind of a contest to see what they'll die of first.

--

I just finished "Midnight in Chernobyl." You're right about the alcoholics. When all you have to live for is vodka, things aren't so great in your country. There were people there in Pripyat who even believed drinking vodka would protect them from the radiation.

I also read that the deadliness of the radiation is determined by several factors. Gamma being the worst type of exposure if I remember correctly? The victims at Chernobyl were exposed to alpha and beta, as well. It all depended on the time, the type and how the contact was made...breathing, touching, etc.


Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 06:46 PM (JoUsr)

254 Note, the Russians did not name it Skyfall, NATO calls it that.

The TU-95 bomber got the NATO nickname of "Bear", and the Russians liked that so much that they started calling their TU-95s "Bears".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2019 06:47 PM (I2/tG)

255 Was this a nuclear powered missile? Isn't that kind of insane inside of earths gravity well?

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 06:47 PM (q177U)

256 I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at October 22, 2019 06:47 PM (Clxcy)

257
The nuclear-powered cruise missile had fallen into the sea during a flight test....

They left it sitting on the sea-floor for a year...





Only a year later did they attempt to recover it.



From the producers of Armagedon....

From the director of Splash...


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 22, 2019 06:47 PM (3sWbG)

258 PUTIN IS TRYING TO BE REAGAN!!1! WITH TRUMP'S HELP!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 06:47 PM (4e+hS)

259 I read it was Hillary riding a sybian until the motor exploded.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 06:47 PM (RUnSJ)

260 This is Exactly what scares me about the next election, and I presume that your friend, like mine, is really a rather bright person that had a successful career with a lot of responsibility.

All that, and an engineering degree ...

Posted by: Adriane the Globull Warmening Critic ... at October 22, 2019 06:47 PM (LPnfS)

261 We control Skyfall from Starbucks Moscow but WiFi went down.

Posted by: zombie Khrushchev at October 22, 2019 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

262 From the producers of Armagedon....

From the director of Splash...


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 22, 2019 06:47 PM (3sWbG)


Senile or not, that shit's funny right there.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)

263 The device exploded and spread nuclear radiation everywhere.

Nuclear. Bomb.


No, a nuclear reactor that briefly went supercritical.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2019 06:48 PM (I2/tG)

264 Speaking of nuclear fallout.. anybody looked at Scarborough lately? Jesus H... he's giving banjo boy a run for his money.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 06:48 PM (dUJdY)

265 243 After pointing out that Mount St. Helens belched out more carbon dioxide than the entire human race during our history as a manufacturing species, my very smart friend said, "so, that just means we have to do our part to negate natural causes ..."
Posted by: Adriane the Globull Warmening Critic ... at October 22, 2019 06:42 PM (LPnfS)

I, too, support waging total war against nature.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 22, 2019 06:45 PM (t+qrx)

In one of Saint Greta's latest speeches, she said that Political opponents are no the enemy, PHYSICS is the enemy.

Yup, waging war on reality itself.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 06:48 PM (NgKpN)

266 No, a nuclear reactor that briefly went supercritical.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2019 06:48 PM (I2/tG)


That was INSIDE A MISSILE designed to FLY somewhere and EXPLODE. WITH a NUCLEAR PAYLOAD.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:49 PM (Zz0t1)

267 Your friend is an idiot.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 06:44 PM (jUVms)

An idiot in one area is not always an idiot in all areas!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 06:49 PM (BiNEL)

268 Duh. Turn the lights off. If it glows, then yeah, it's the Chernobyl brand.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 06:45 PM (HaL55)


It looked so cool when we grated it and sprinkled it on the pasta! Just like glitter!!

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 06:49 PM (kD8Fh)

269 "Midnight in Chernobyl."

one of John Voight's best

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 06:49 PM (rpxSz)

270 Did they believe sea water would make it safer?

#Confused

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 22, 2019 06:49 PM (4e+hS)

271
Was there even a monster in Leviathan??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 22, 2019 06:50 PM (3sWbG)

272 258 PUTIN IS TRYING TO BE REAGAN!!1! WITH TRUMP'S HELP!!!!!!!!!!

AND GLITTER PASTA IS SO FABULOUS!!!


Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 06:47 PM (4e+hS)

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 06:50 PM (kD8Fh)

273 Nuke 'em till they glow and shoot 'em in the dark!

Fun for the WHOLE family!

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:50 PM (Zz0t1)

274 257
The nuclear-powered cruise missile had fallen into the sea during a flight test....

They left it sitting on the sea-floor for a year...





Only a year later did they attempt to recover it.


From the producers of Armagedon....

From the director of Splash...


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 22, 2019 06:47 PM (3sWbG)

And then, it was eaten by a great White Shark.

Nuclear Sharknado!

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 06:50 PM (NgKpN)

275 In Russia nuclear safety radiates you...

So what is the latest about the fire at the Russian germ warfare factory?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 06:50 PM (EXxge)

276
I, too, support waging total war against nature.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 22, 2019 06:45 PM

With adm's

Posted by: Jean at October 22, 2019 06:50 PM (xVsN1)

277 lets see what ninzee says

It's "Jon"

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 06:50 PM (rpxSz)

278

How was Alien different from Leviathan?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 22, 2019 06:50 PM (3sWbG)

279 This is why you need to prevent totalitarian regimes from having nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at October 22, 2019 06:50 PM (vm955)

280 Russia aim missiles very good. Like to buy guidance system prease.

Posted by: Fat Kim Elvis at October 22, 2019 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

281 All that, and an engineering degree ...
Posted by: Adriane the Globull Warmening Critic ... at October 22, 2019 06:47 PM (LPnfS)

Be afraid, very afraid!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 06:51 PM (BiNEL)

282 238 A nuclear reactor, not a nuclear weaapon.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2019 06:36 PM (I2/tG)

The device exploded and spread nuclear radiation everywhere.

Nuclear. Bomb.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:45 PM (Zz0t1)

NO.

Think of it as a Boiler Explosion. The parts got so hot, so fast that they vaporized and spread out rapidly, like at approximately the speed of sound.

And it spread around lots of radioactive material too. Imagine a fine dusting of radioactive material spread over a hindred square miles.

R

Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 06:51 PM (+0uDE)

283 The lesson is don't let Russians touch your shit.

Or their shit.

Stop touching all the shit.

Posted by: jsg at October 22, 2019 06:51 PM (WjcFW)

284 An idiot in one area is not always an idiot in all areas!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 06:49 PM (BiNEL)


I like to think that about myself ...
: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Globull Warmening Critic ... at October 22, 2019 06:51 PM (LPnfS)

285
Alternate poat title:



Finding Nemoski




Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 22, 2019 06:51 PM (3sWbG)

286 Shocking and have to pass this on
amgreatness.com/texas jury forces 7 year old to undergo gender transition
https://tinyurl.com/y34zrp4k

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 06:51 PM (ZCEU2)

287 Oct 10, 2019
Former Clinton aid & Foundation Advisor Justin Cooper organized private Liberal election fundraiser in NYC

Cooper was responsible for setting up Hillary's private email while she served as Secretary of State.

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 06:51 PM (BqBId)

288 It gets worse: Experts say that approximately $150,000 worth of FaceBook ads accidentally blew up the entire democracy of the United States as well

===

what a bizarre,insulting conspiracy that totally undermines the damage done by foreign interference in our election...because any interference, such as sharing opinions or providing facts or buying ads, is something that is not contemplated in our society, when those things tend to, in hindsight...if you squint...hurt hillary's election chances.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 22, 2019 06:51 PM (FEQY4)

289 First, you need a wrench.

Now place it gently on the nut just above the locking ring, and loosen.

Now, rotate the locking ring counterclockwise.

Now, remove the tail assembly.

And carefully cut the wires leading to the clockwork fuse at the head.



... But first, remove the fuse.

Posted by: ShainS at October 22, 2019 06:51 PM (utdZo)

290 Undies in a knot department: now Dems are upset about Trump's use of "lynching". Dems and minorities do not OWN the word. Lynchings/hangings/vigilante justice was not uncommon in the early US and it was used on people of all races.

Posted by: FloridaMan at October 22, 2019 06:52 PM (s6iAH)

291 Poor Putin, having to use drunk, radiated workers to get shit done. No wonder Hillary sees everything through a Russian lens.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 06:52 PM (jUVms)

292 Greta, there is a milk carton waiting for your picture once your 15 is used up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 06:52 PM (EXxge)

293 this was the 100 megaton coastal killer thing that putin dreamt up? Yeah, fuck that guy

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 22, 2019 06:52 PM (FEQY4)

294 No, not a "nuclear bomb" - no explosion based on fission or fusion, so at best an unintentional "dirty bomb".


And as I and others have long pointed out:


Children, and matches
Russians/Soviets, and nuclear energy






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Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2019 06:52 PM (QDnY+)

295 Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 06:51 PM (ZCEU2)

ace covered this today, skip

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 06:52 PM (kD8Fh)

296 Radiation sickness is not as deadly as movies like "Chernobyl" suggest.

It depends on the dosage. TV series like "Chernobyl" made clear that the dosage the firefighters and plant personnel got was deadly. The dosage the cleanup crew wasn't so bad on account that, by then, the Soviets knew what they were up against (and had mostly quit lying to everyone about it), and prepared accordingly.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 06:52 PM (ykYG2)

297
My bet? Alcohol was involved.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 06:52 PM (7rVsF)

298 The article said the blast measured 2.4 on the Richter scale. How much kilotons would that equate to? Did it explode on the bottom, or the sea surface?

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 06:52 PM (6XZdO)

299 LOL. Just read that Lori Loughlin is looking at getting slapped with EVEN MORE charges for her role in the USC bribery scandal.

I'd bet serious money by the time she's convicted she'll be living under a burka in a country with no extradition treaty to the US.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 06:52 PM (L2ZTs)

300 I know, I know - but did anyone READ what Amber Heard said in that article about her?

uh, wut?

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 06:53 PM (ZfRYq)

301 How was Alien different from Leviathan?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 22, 2019 06:50 PM

That is the story of modern movies

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 06:53 PM (ZCEU2)

302 The Russians named their biggest most destructive new bomb, Gigli.

They also have warheads named Ishtar and Glitter.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 06:46 PM


Surprised you know this.

Posted by: Glitter at October 22, 2019 06:53 PM (DMUuz)

303 I guesshh Ryan should have been careful, there are thingsshh that do not react well with mishiles.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 22, 2019 06:53 PM (FEQY4)

304 That'll a nuclear barreling right there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 06:53 PM (ptqGC)

305 Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2019 06:52 PM (QDnY+)

Enjoy the barrel!!!!

I did a minute cleaning there today, so it should have a fresh mustard gas smell!

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:53 PM (Zz0t1)

306 Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2019 06:52 PM (QDnY+)

To the barrel, stat!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 06:53 PM (NWiLs)

307 I blame Elen Munsk. It was his rocket motor that failed. Again.

Posted by: Fritz at October 22, 2019 06:53 PM (kLDv+)

308 Paging rhomboid to the Barrel. Rhomboid to the Barrel!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)

309 If Russia and North Korea get in a nuclear war, they will likely blow up the moon.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2019 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

310 RHOMBOID!

Posted by: Barrel at October 22, 2019 06:53 PM (jYnPD)

311 fuck...
I guesshh Ryan should have been careful, misshiles do not react well with bulletshh

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 22, 2019 06:53 PM (FEQY4)

312 May need 2 barrels for that one.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 22, 2019 06:53 PM (4e+hS)

313 Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2019 06:52 PM (QDnY+)

/points to the nuclear powered Barrel.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 06:53 PM (NgKpN)

314 rhomboid, wut


lol

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 06:53 PM (kD8Fh)

315 UH OH Barrel claims another

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 06:53 PM (BqBId)

316 Sovs used to dump their old naval reactors in the Arctic Sea.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 06:53 PM (ZfRYq)

317 How was Alien different from Leviathan?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 22, 2019 06:50 PM (3sWbG)

I dunno, 100 million US

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 06:53 PM (rpxSz)

318 Holy sputnik, comrade, a skyfall has nuked my comments.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2019 06:53 PM (QDnY+)

319 aaaand rhomboid conducts an illicit test of the Barrel's containment system.

Come on out, sponge. We found your replacement.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 06:54 PM (ykYG2)

320 Somebody's making a visit to the barrel.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 06:54 PM (dUJdY)

321 Glitter, it's just so much fun to make fun of Mariah Carey!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 06:54 PM (L2ZTs)

322 REDACTED was in the barrel, now rhomboid is headed there, both names start with "r"

Coincidence? I think NOT!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

323 Need to go find the opposite place on the globe where this melted down reactor/missile core will eventually emerge to great radioactive fanfare.

*dials up Google Erf*

Posted by: Sharkman at October 22, 2019 06:54 PM (g7BLK)

324 Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2019 06:52 PM (QDnY+)

You can have my spot

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 06:54 PM (rpxSz)

325 Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2019 06:52 PM

Hello rhomboid, my old friend
You've come to visit me again

Posted by: The Barrel at October 22, 2019 06:54 PM (DMUuz)

326 Damned autocucumber.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 06:54 PM (ptqGC)

327 Heh

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2019 06:55 PM (3BlqQ)

328 So Russia detonated the Tsar Bomba of dirty bombs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 06:55 PM (EXxge)

329 The Barents Sea is littered with garbage from Russia weapons testing and sunken vessels.

Don't ask me how I know, I just do.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 06:55 PM (jXrK7)

330 Leviathan was the low budget Abyss knockoff that was actually more entertaining than the big budget movie.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at October 22, 2019 06:55 PM (3DZIZ)

331 I am, however a bit concerned that the whole world is not FREAKING THE FUCK OUT about the act that the Russians put a goshdarned REACTOR on a rocket.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 06:55 PM (ZfRYq)

332 I hear the Barrel was just recently mopped and polished. So it's still hellish but at least it's got that great Pine-Sol scent!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 06:55 PM (L2ZTs)

333 The Russians named their biggest most destructive new bomb, Gigli.

They also have warheads named Ishtar and Glitter.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 06:46 PM (L2ZTs)


The prototype, Crash, won Best Picture in 2006, so don't underestimate those bombs.

Posted by: cool breeze at October 22, 2019 06:56 PM (UGKMd)

334 the Barrel has fed well today.

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 06:56 PM (a0IVu)

335 I am, however a bit concerned that the whole world is not FREAKING THE FUCK OUT about the act that the Russians put a goshdarned REACTOR on a rocket.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 06:55 PM (ZfRYq)


I am and are being made fun of for it.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:56 PM (Zz0t1)

336 This is obviously Trump's fault !!!! Impeachment now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at October 22, 2019 06:56 PM (qM84C)

337
Oh right, Abyss was the same movie as Leviathan.

And Armageddon was the same movie as that other one.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 22, 2019 06:56 PM (3sWbG)

338 Saw a funny shirt....

"People In Sleeping Bags Are The Burritos Of The Bear World"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 06:56 PM (MnB9Y)

339 No, in this case, much worse than the barrel -


a Soviet 197Os public restroom


Unimaginable horror

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2019 06:56 PM (QDnY+)

340 cool breeze, yup.
Best not to talk about the Shakespeare In Love bomb either :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2019 06:56 PM (L2ZTs)

341 Up in the Arctic is still parked a Soviet nuclear powered ice-breaker that had an on board China Syndrome.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 06:56 PM (EXxge)

342 Sovs used to dump their old naval reactors in the Arctic Sea.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 06:53 PM (ZfRYq)

Global warming enhancer!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 06:56 PM (BiNEL)

343 Russia, North Korea and Iran should have bought Nukes For Dummies.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2019 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

344 I have the span of a pterodactyl

never get my ass in that tomb

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 06:57 PM (rpxSz)

345
Wait, environmentalists didn't file a lawsuit beforehand to prevent this launch?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 06:57 PM (7rVsF)

346 Adele sang a song titled Skyfall, so - on top of her whiny "why do I keep getting dumped?" screeds - she's responsible for nuclear accidents involving loss of life.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 22, 2019 06:57 PM (8AONa)

347 uh-oh! Normal O's!

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at October 22, 2019 06:57 PM (3DZIZ)

348 I am, however a bit concerned that the whole world is not FREAKING THE FUCK OUT about the act that the Russians put a goshdarned REACTOR on a rocket.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 06:55 PM (ZfRYq)


Those of us that learned history are still condemned to repeat it by the hordes of idiots that didn't ...

Posted by: Adriane the Globull Warmening Critic ... at October 22, 2019 06:57 PM (LPnfS)

349 We put reactors on rockets back in the 50-60's. Decided the consequences of a crash were too much.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 06:57 PM (jXrK7)

350 This is the plot of a new James Bond movie? It kind of sounds like it.


Well, except for the Fakebook stuff.

Posted by: shibumi at October 22, 2019 06:57 PM (2KYgn)

351 instructions: cut the red wire. Got it?

got it.

Ok, but not BEFORE you cut the white wire!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 06:57 PM (Kpl3J)

352 Deep Impact and Deep Rising

What a double feature.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 06:57 PM (EXxge)

353 275 In Russia nuclear safety radiates you...

So what is the latest about the fire at the Russian germ warfare factory?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 06:50 PM (EXxge)

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In the 1970's they were removing and cleaning the exhaust air filters at the shutdown Anthrax Manufacturing Plant in downtown Siberian City. The filters capture any stray Anthrax before the air leaves the building.

They forgot to reinstall the filters before they started up the Anthrax production. I think Vodka was involved.

They only sickened a few hundred townspeople.

Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 06:58 PM (+0uDE)

354 Heh, Huckabee tweets this morning:

"We're now able to confirm that Sen. Pierre Delecto's perfect hair is brushed daily by Rep. Katie Hill."

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 06:58 PM (JoUsr)

355 Shocking and have to pass this on

Posted by: Skip

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Skip, we were all disgusted earlier today with this.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2019 06:58 PM (Y4EXg)

356 Buuuuuuurrrrrrrrrppppppp!

Posted by: The Barrel at October 22, 2019 06:58 PM (MeM4j)

357
The Barents Sea is littered with garbage from Russia weapons testing and sunken vessels.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Kursk

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 22, 2019 06:58 PM (3sWbG)

358 OT: Oh good grief..Newt Gringrich was on the View this morning..and Whoopi had white dredlocks for some reason.

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 06:58 PM (a0IVu)

359 M as in Mancy.

Posted by: Archer at October 22, 2019 06:58 PM (WjcFW)

360 Wait, environmentalists didn't file a lawsuit beforehand to prevent this launch?
They have environmentalists in Russia? I mean, ones that are alive?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 06:58 PM (HaL55)

361 Posted by: ShainS at October 22, 2019 06:51 PM (utdZo)

Great M*A*S*H reference.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 22, 2019 06:58 PM (VNmG1)

362 Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 06:55 PM (ZfRYq)

Good thing SecState Hillary didn't sell the Rooskies lots of uranium, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 06:58 PM (BiNEL)

363 Anthrax manufacturing? Why? Is there an industrial use?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 06:58 PM (jUVms)

364 I am and are being made fun of for it.
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Mrs. Rich, my seventh-grade English teacher, wouldn't even attempt to diagram this sentence.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 06:59 PM (sWM8x)

365 354 Heh, Huckabee tweets this morning:

"We're now able to confirm that Sen. Pierre Delecto's perfect hair is brushed daily by Rep. Katie Hill."
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 06:58 PM (JoUsr)

Hahaha...he is a good man. And his daughter is a treasure.

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 06:59 PM (a0IVu)

366 "Midnight in Chernobyl."

one of John Voight's best
Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 06:49 PM (rpxSz)


No, you're thinking of Maria Muldaur.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 22, 2019 06:59 PM (Ki5SV)

367 Damn. Sir Roger Moore is mort. RIP.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 06:59 PM (dUJdY)

368 I am and are being made fun of for it.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:56 PM (Zz0t1)


Not by me.

I am not clear what was going on here - there was a REACTOR on weapons platform? Whatever the FUCK for? Was it propulsion for the rocket? Or was it supposed to power something?

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 06:59 PM (ZfRYq)

369 Deep Rising is Stephen Sommer's best movie.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at October 22, 2019 06:59 PM (3DZIZ)

370 Thought Kursk was off Norway

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 06:59 PM (EXxge)

371 I was under the impression there would be no sentence diagramming!

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 07:00 PM (jUVms)

372 Russian nuclear physicists walk into a bar. Bartender says "Gentlemen, you must stop coming every day before opening time."

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2019 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

373 Try the veal, not the fish.

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 07:00 PM (oiNtH)

374 Russkis have used nuke power sources on satellites [da fuq??] for many years.


A favorite of mine were remote stand-alone weather stations scattered all over creation. In the 9Os, there was concern about these being harvested for toxic material for terrorist purposes. In the Caucasus, I think several had gone missing. I read the traffic on it with amusement, but wasn't my part of the rodeo.


Good times.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2019 07:00 PM (QDnY+)

375 Up in the Arctic is still parked a Soviet nuclear powered ice-breaker that had an on board China Syndrome.

Posted by: Anna Puma

Still a soviet sub parked about a mile underwater off of Argentina, too.

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 07:00 PM (32YRo)

376 367 Damn. Sir Roger Moore is mort. RIP.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 06:59 PM (dUJdY)

?? thought he died years ago?

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 07:00 PM (a0IVu)

377
Undies in a knot department: now Dems are upset about Trump's use of "lynching". Dems and minorities do not OWN the word. Lynchings/hangings/vigilante justice was not uncommon in the early US and it was used on people of all races.
Posted by: FloridaMan


Flashback: Enjoy these videos of Democrats calling Bill Clinton's impeachment a lynching

https://tinyurl.com/y3z7975k

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 07:01 PM (aKsyK)

378 I am not clear what was going on here - there was a REACTOR on weapons platform? Whatever the FUCK for? Was it propulsion for the rocket? Or was it supposed to power something?

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 06:59 PM (ZfRYq)

Propulsion for an almost unlimited range cruise missile.

Something that could get past the missile defense we are currently using because its low and slow.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 07:01 PM (NgKpN)

379 ?? thought he died years ago?

Oh fuck me.. Sorry. I didn't chck the date.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:01 PM (dUJdY)

380 The Kursk sank in water off Russia from an explosion in their torpedo room as they were conducting weapons testing.

It was quite an exciting show, if you were there.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 07:01 PM (jXrK7)

381 @Breaking911

BREAKING: Turkey says "no need" to restart Syria offensive after deadline expires - AFP



Oh.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 07:01 PM (ZLI7S)

382 OT: Oh good grief..Newt Gringrich was on the View this morning..and Whoopi had white dredlocks for some reason.
Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 06:58 PM (a0IVu)


Newt needs to just go away. He's useless.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 22, 2019 07:02 PM (Ki5SV)

383 Soviet scientist are the happiest - they literally glow after work!

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 07:02 PM (32YRo)

384 Slow cruise missile?

Scramble the Tiffies to tip the wing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:02 PM (EXxge)

385 We put reactors on rockets back in the 50-60's. Decided the consequences of a crash were too much.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 06:57 PM (jXrK7)

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Voyager and the other deep space probes were powered by Ion Power sources. The ion source was Radioactive Plutonium Isotopes. (Not the bomb making isotopes.)

They used radioactive material to generate electricity on the space probes for years and years and years.

Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 07:02 PM (+0uDE)

386 Russkis have used nuke power sources on satellites [da fuq??] for many years.



Plutonium batteries? No biggie. We do them all the time, too.

This is reportedly a reactor.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 07:02 PM (ZfRYq)

387 And of course the idiot Russkies called it "SkyFall".

Should have called it "The Doomsday Device".

"What good is it to have a doomsday device IF YOU DON'T TELL ANYONE YOU HAVE IT, DMITRI?!?!"

/Pres. Merkin Muffly

Posted by: Sharkman at October 22, 2019 07:02 PM (g7BLK)

388
American radioactivity is much worse than Russian radioactivity. A webzine columnist told me so.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 07:02 PM (7rVsF)

389 I usually check the ONT where I left off, but if I looked at all the days threads I'd never catch up.
Nevertheless was shocked a jury would do that yet alone any gender change on a child.

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 07:03 PM (ZCEU2)

390 I am not clear what was going on here - there was a REACTOR on weapons platform? Whatever the FUCK for? Was it propulsion for the rocket? Or was it supposed to power something?
Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 06:59 PM (ZfRYq)


Probably both. Nuclear reactors can run for a really long time, so it's probably meant to loiter for weeks.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Posted by: hogmartin at October 22, 2019 07:03 PM (t+qrx)

391 The Barents Sea is littered with garbage from Russia weapons testing and sunken vessels.
Don't ask me how I know, I just do.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 06:55 PM


One could substitute Barrel for Barents Sea, and be equally correct.

Posted by: AoSHQ Radioactive Commentator Containment and Reeducation Facility at October 22, 2019 07:03 PM (DMUuz)

392 Newt needs to just go away. He's useless.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 22, 2019 07:02 PM (Ki5SV)

Eh, I kinda enjoy when he goes on TV drunk. So, not totally useless.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 07:03 PM (MnB9Y)

393 373
Try the veal, not the fish


As a down winder, try not to eat anything that drinks cows milk.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 22, 2019 07:03 PM (LOq4H)

394 Instead of Skyfall, they Rooskies should have named it Skyflier.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 07:03 PM (ABjxW)

395 Voyager and the other deep space probes were powered by Ion Power sources. The ion source was Radioactive Plutonium Isotopes. (Not the bomb making isotopes.)

They used radioactive material to generate electricity on the space probes for years and years and years.
Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 07:02 PM (+0uDE)


Umm, yeah, it was/is the bomb making isotopes. Defense Nuclear Complex provided the plutonium.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 07:04 PM (ZfRYq)

396 God I'm so dumb sometimes it's scary.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:04 PM (dUJdY)

397 381 @Breaking911

BREAKING: Turkey says "no need" to restart Syria offensive after deadline expires - AFP



Oh.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 07:01 PM (ZLI7S)

Kurds pulled back to the 20 mile line.

None of the civilian sources I have know where the Syrian Army, and its Russian Advisors are, but they supposedly made a deal with the Kurds.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 07:04 PM (NgKpN)

398 373 Try the veal, not the fish.
Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 07:00 PM (oiNtH)

Veal from Pripiyat. Born with three heads.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:04 PM (NWiLs)

399 American radioactivity is much worse than Russian radioactivity. A webzine columnist told me so.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 07:02 PM (7rVsF)

Is because #AmericanPrivilege, comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 07:04 PM (BiNEL)

400 To clarify, the Berents Sea is filled with sunken wessels.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 07:04 PM (ABjxW)

401 Fisson powered rockets, ramjet engines really, were already designed 50 years ago. The only reason no rational nation put them into use was that aircraft crash occasionally and they didn't want to deal with the consequences.


Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 07:04 PM (jXrK7)

402 Instead of Skyfall, they Rooskies should have named it Skyflier Skyfail.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 07:04 PM (lD3vL)

403 All this discussion about crashes, and with Anna Puma here . . .
The punchline is "Buy a field", but what was the F-104 related question that gets answered?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 22, 2019 07:05 PM (8AONa)

404 Pioneer and Voyager use Radio-Thermal Generators. It is the heat that produces the electricity to power systems.

And there are people who protest every use of an RTG fearful it will blow up the world. So the Russians say "Hold my vodka!" and create Skyfall.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:05 PM (EXxge)

405 Rhomboid, we said cut the green wire FIRST!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 07:05 PM (0W3mK)

406 In the Caucasus, I think several had gone missing. I read the traffic on it with amusement, but wasn't my part of the rodeo.

Posted by: rhomboid

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Uh, you don't say.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2019 07:05 PM (Y4EXg)

407 Pretty sure the russkis also dumped plutonium tailings - metallic plutonium - in lakes and rivers.


A few steps beyond unimaginable.


Not low-level waste leaking from tanks due to failure to analyze geology or endurance of facilities correctly - effing dumping the most toxic material in the universe into the water table.


As Joe would say, gawd luv 'em!

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2019 07:05 PM (QDnY+)

408 Interesting. We had nuclear cruise missiles in the 1980's and deployed them in western Europe to counter the Soviet mid-range nukes. We gave them up in the SALT II treaty, IIRC. Sounds like we should bring them back.

Posted by: I Have Questions at October 22, 2019 07:05 PM (BvNzB)

409 Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 07:03 PM (ZCEU2)

It made me sick to my stomach. I pray for that child.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:05 PM (dUJdY)

410 Kurds pulled back to the 20 mile line.
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Dammit!

Posted by: Nazi Palsi at October 22, 2019 07:05 PM (sWM8x)

411 God I'm so dumb sometimes it's scary.
Posted by: Jewells45

Oh come on Jewells, you are a member of the horde aren't you?? We excell in some areas

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 07:06 PM (oiNtH)

412 Crazy Ivan

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Ain't that a hoot at October 22, 2019 07:06 PM (tvKLv)

413 Damn. Sir Roger Moore is mort. RIP.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 06:59 PM (dUJdY)


Oh, no. He wasn't the best Bond, but I liked him a hell of a lot more than some of the other stiffs in the role.

Guess I'll watch Live and Let Die in his honor.

But speaking of Sir Roger, if you have COZI TV on your cable package, they show The Saint every day.

And in a non-Bond role, the underrated ffolkes, co-starring James Mason and Anthony Perkins is well worth watching. It's an action film about terrorists led by Perkins taking over two North Sea oil rigs.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 22, 2019 07:06 PM (Ki5SV)

414 Probably both. Nuclear reactors can run for a really long time, so it's probably meant to loiter for weeks.

Oh great, nothing like trolling the Chemtrail people.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 07:06 PM (lD3vL)

415 390 Probably both. Nuclear reactors can run for a really long time, so it's probably meant to loiter for weeks.


Wikipedia has an article on it, which says this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9M730_Burevestnik

Also says the US cancelled a similar project in 1964 ... ICBMs were becoming cheaper.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 22, 2019 07:06 PM (vWMNq)

416 "My understanding is that the water was for the spent
fuel rods, and the concern was never criticality, but getting hot and
offgassing. Spent rods have a lot of nasty byproducts that would have
gone into the wind. So it would have looked more like Chernobyl with
the fire."Posted by: Gentlemen

idk, I pictured a big fireworks going off for a month, spewing (technical term) radioactive material around wherever the wind and water would take it. Spent fuel rods can still "melt down"? I think -- which I guess is not "criticality" (is that the nuclear explosion part? yeah, not that, uncontained melt down is bad enough, dirty bomb effect)


I think they rather recently dumped a bunch of waste in the ocean, probably no big deal.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2019 07:06 PM (Cus5s)

417 Roger Moore and Audrey Hepburn were good friends.

Carry on.

Posted by: eleven at October 22, 2019 07:06 PM (tH5fk)

418 Phooey! Foiled again!

Posted by: Boris Badenov at October 22, 2019 07:06 PM (gmo/4)

419 "5,4,3,2,1, CROSS FINGERS... DRINK!" - Russian Nuclear Physicist

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2019 07:06 PM (v0R5T)

420 As we used to say in the Navy, satisfactory with weak areas.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 07:06 PM (jXrK7)

421 To clarify, the Berents Sea is filled with sunken wessels.
Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 07:04 PM


Comrade!

Posted by: Ensign Chekov at October 22, 2019 07:07 PM (DMUuz)

422 No, you're thinking of Maria Muldaur.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 22, 2019 06:59 PM (Ki5SV

nope, only Hedwig

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 07:07 PM (rpxSz)

423 I'll bet a LOT of Russians took a dump without a plan when that happened.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

424 In Russia veal try YOU.

Posted by: eleven at October 22, 2019 07:07 PM (tH5fk)

425 God I'm so dumb sometimes it's scary.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:04 PM (dUJdY)


**hugs Jewells**

Don't beat yourself up, dear. I thought he was still alive, myself.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 22, 2019 07:07 PM (Ki5SV)

426 This is what happens when all your Nazi scientists die from old age and you're left with the home-grown product.

Posted by: Archer at October 22, 2019 07:08 PM (gmo/4)

427 Posted by: Sharkman at October 22, 2019 07:02 PM (g7BLK)


Russians name it 9M730 Burevestnik.

NATO calls it Skyfall.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 07:08 PM (NgKpN)

428 Oh great, nothing like trolling the Chemtrail people.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 07:06 PM


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Anti-Vaxxers at October 22, 2019 07:08 PM (DMUuz)

429 Oh great, nothing like trolling the Chemtrail people.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 07:06 PM (lD3vL)


So much fun it should be illegal.

https://stoatnet.org/chemtrails.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at October 22, 2019 07:08 PM (t+qrx)

430 417 Roger Moore and Audrey Hepburn were good friends.

Carry on.
Posted by: eleven at October 22, 2019 07:06 PM (tH5fk)

So was Capucine

look what that got her

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 07:08 PM (rpxSz)

431 Connery was the original and best Bond IMHO. Dude had style. Not to mention he always banged the hot assassin before taking her out.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 07:08 PM (0W3mK)

432 Actually, Adele was on the barge to sing the theme from "Skyfall".

She fell overboard and killed seven Russians.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 22, 2019 07:08 PM (gAXBD)

433 380 The Kursk sank in water off Russia from an explosion in their torpedo room as they were conducting weapons testing.

It was quite an exciting show, if you were there.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 07:01 PM (jXrK7)

one story was that they were testing a new supersonic underwater torpedo, but it got launched before it made it into the torpedo tube. There's others, one had to do with hydrogen peroxide propulsion (an old german idea) but I like the torpedo getting launched while it was still in the ship best, so I'm going with that one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 07:09 PM (Kpl3J)

434 The one year wait was because of Russian seclusion.

Posted by: Furious George at October 22, 2019 07:09 PM (9vQJW)

435 by happensyance, hubby is watching The Command now, based on the Kursk sub disaster

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 07:09 PM (G546f)

436 Russkis have used nuke power sources on satellites [da fuq??] for many years.

I'm no rocket surgeon, but my understanding is many space vehicles have Radioisotope Thermoelectric Generator. From scientician to layman, that basically means the nuclear material generates heat, which gets translated to electricity via a special generator.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2019 07:09 PM (9t0Zz)

437 426 This is what happens when all your Nazi scientists die from old age and you're left with the home-grown product.
Posted by: Archer at October 22, 2019 07:08 PM (gmo/4)

Well, I notice we ain't flying shuttles anymore.

or going to the Moon anymore.

or even sending shit up to the space station anymore.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 07:09 PM (NgKpN)

438 Amber Heard is about 10 years too late showing them titties.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:09 PM (RUnSJ)

439 The Russians are not so good with nukes? Somehow I'm not surprised.
All of their WW2 German scientists are dead now.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 07:09 PM (Dh1wo)

440 Don't beat yourself up, dear. I thought he was still alive, myself.

Thanks. At my age they seem to be dropping like flies and I can't always remember who died and when.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:09 PM (dUJdY)

441 It would have worked fine if it wasn't fore moose and squirrel.

Posted by: Paul Frees at October 22, 2019 07:09 PM (UFgOG)

442 New Russian weapon: Pepto Bismolski.

Posted by: Vlad the Inhaler at October 22, 2019 07:09 PM (sWM8x)

443 Oh great, nothing like trolling the Chemtrail people.

Brother in law is one. Holidays are fun. (Not) Thank heavens for bourbon.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 07:09 PM (0W3mK)

444 Skip, that evil two legged monster should be thankful I do not have the Death Note notebook. I would be super busy writing up the most agonizing and slow death imaginable for her.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:10 PM (EXxge)

445 Soviet scientist say: "Help me put clown hat on Comrade before entering reactor - must keep brain protected -



Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 07:10 PM (32YRo)

446 >>The one year wait was because of Russian seclusion.

The blast caused many Russian contusions.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 07:10 PM (ZLI7S)

447 Susan Rice Calls Linda Graham a POS

Sumptin has got under the lefties saddles

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 07:10 PM (rpxSz)

448
OT: Oh good grief..Newt Gringrich was on the View this morning..and Whoopi had white dredlocks for some reason.
Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 06:58 PM (a0IVu)

Newt needs to just go away. He's useless.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 22, 2019 07:02 PM (Ki5SV)

-------

Newt was the early, ultimately less effective model for Donald Trump.

He was the first Republican to actually fight back against the Democrats. Newt Gingrich flipped the US House of Representatives from Democrat to Republican for the first time in God. knows how many years in 1994. He won by fighting back.

He was done in by sex scandals that rolled off Donny Two Scoops back. And he was replaced by a string of feckless Establishment Republican Speakers, including at least one pedophile. (No, not Boehner).

Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 07:10 PM (+0uDE)

449 Hey Cheri.. that's not what I really want to be known for here! lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:10 PM (dUJdY)

450 The Command is on Netflix btw

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 07:10 PM (G546f)

451 440 Don't beat yourself up, dear. I thought he was still alive, myself.

Thanks. At my age they seem to be dropping like flies and I can't always remember who died and when.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:09 PM (dUJdY)

just don't make that mistake with the old man in the spare room.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 07:11 PM (Kpl3J)

452 Connery was the original and best Bond IMHO. Dude had style. Not to mention he always banged the hot assassin before taking her out.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 07:08 PM


And just where do you think he got that concept?

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk, Imitated, but. Never. Duplicated at October 22, 2019 07:11 PM (DMUuz)

453 If it hasn't been said... this weapon was nuclear powered and "could" carry a nuclear warhead(s).

Nuclear power implies unlimited range. In theory one could launch it today and nuke somebody in a couple of years, assuming the weapon could "just fly around in circles, undetected or over friendly territory or whatnot."

Many weapons guru's have scratched their heads over this. As in "why?"

Bonus info: the US looked into this back in the 60's and basically said, yea... no... this sucks. I don't believe we ever killed anyone though.

BTW: this is one of Putin's pet projects, like the "doomsday" torpedo that is also nuke powered and carries a couple dozen megaton warhead designed to create tidal waves to destroy costal cities.

There are a couple other Putin designed "super weapons" in the pipeline over in commie land. He's a real engineer that one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 22, 2019 07:11 PM (3H9h1)

454 Don't beat yourself up, dear. I thought he was still alive, myself.

There was a time when the media told us who was mort by using the prefix "the late." Why they stopped doing that is a mystery. Unless they just wanted to confuse us instead of inform us.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 07:11 PM (HaL55)

455 "BREAKING: Turkey says "no need" to restart Syria offensive after deadline expires - AFP
"

alternative future headline ...


TRUMP WINS PEACE FOR MENA ... defeats warmongers in DC

public demands three terms, or lifetime appointment to POTUS.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2019 07:12 PM (Cus5s)

456 381 @Breaking911

BREAKING: Turkey says "no need" to restart Syria offensive after deadline expires - AFP



Oh.

====

so, wait? if they don't slaughter all the kurds, can we still call trump a war criminal because reasons that I can't remember.

trick question, you can always call trump a war criminal.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 22, 2019 07:12 PM (FEQY4)

457 444 Skip, that evil two legged monster should be thankful I do not have the Death Note notebook. I would be super busy writing up the most agonizing and slow death imaginable for her.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:10 PM (EXxge)

When it's my turn I ask only that it be quick and painless.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:12 PM (NWiLs)

458 WTF? Nuclear propulsion cruise missile?

Why is the WORLD not FREAKING THE FUCK OUT?

I don't care about the "threat" of the weapon. Nothing is invulnerable and unstoppable.

But the fact that they are flying reactors is...concerning.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 07:12 PM (ZfRYq)

459 Lindsay came out in support of Trump's comments about lynching and Graham actually backs up PDT that this is all nonsense. That's probably what Rice is rattled about.

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 07:12 PM (oiNtH)

460 Dah, Peggy from cardholder service, cut blue wire

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 07:12 PM (0W3mK)

461 It'll buff out.
BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP SAID LYNCHING !!!

Posted by: Galil at October 22, 2019 07:13 PM (Pzzpr)

462 Connery was the original and best Bond IMHO. Dude had style. Not to mention he always banged the hot assassin before taking her out.

Totally agree. You never hear about him anymore. I know he's still alive and he's my moms age (8. He's pretty much in seclusion. His family must be closed mouthed about his condition.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:13 PM (dUJdY)

463 ...a new supersonic underwater torpedo...

*snort*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 22, 2019 07:13 PM (Tf125)

464 438 Amber Heard is about 10 years too late showing them titties.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:09 PM (RUnSJ)

check out Maria Muldaur

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 07:13 PM (rpxSz)

465 426 This is what happens when all your Nazi scientists die from old age and you're left with the home-grown product.

Posted by: Archer at October 22, 2019 07:08 PM (gmo/4)



Well, I notice we ain't flying shuttles anymore.



or going to the Moon anymore.



or even sending shit up to the space station anymore.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 07:09 PM (NgKpN)

Yes, this worked for both sides. While I am proud of OLD SCHOOL American Scientists and Engineers, the newer crop has a lot of SJW BS clogging their brains.

Posted by: Archer at October 22, 2019 07:13 PM (gmo/4)

466 Those were nuke-*armed* cruise missiles, not nuke-powered, the treaty was the INF treaty, and we just withdrew from it.


Carry on.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2019 07:13 PM (QDnY+)

467 @ 448 . . . Newt was the early, ultimately less effective model for Donald Trump.

He was the first Republican to actually fight back against the Democrats.

Posted by: rd
______________

He blazed the trail in 2012 by not taking any crap from the media. He taunted them.

Posted by: Furious George at October 22, 2019 07:13 PM (9vQJW)

468 >>Lindsay came out in support of Trump's comments about lynching and Graham actually backs up PDT that this is all nonsense. That's probably what Rice is rattled about.

Or maybe it's something else.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)

469 Connery was the original and best Bond IMHO. Dude had style. Not to mention he always banged the hot assassin before taking her out.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 07:08 PM

And just where do you think he got that concept?
Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk, Imitated, but. Never. Duplicated at October 22, 2019 07:11 P

Kirk stole it from him then because Connery was prior to ST I believe.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 07:14 PM (0W3mK)

470 How can you go supersonic UNDER water?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:14 PM (EXxge)

471 Russians name it 9M730 Burevestnik.

NATO calls it Skyfall.

Posted by: Don Quixote


Well, President Merkin Muffly's point still stands.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 22, 2019 07:14 PM (g7BLK)

472 Don't blame me, comrade. It was like that when I got here.

Posted by: homer simpsonov at October 22, 2019 07:14 PM (Dh1wo)

473 just don't make that mistake with the old man in the spare room.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 07:11 PM (Kpl3J)


lmao!! I won't.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:14 PM (dUJdY)

474 WTF is the sense of a nuclear powered cruise missile?

Also didn't Chernobyl teach Russians about prompt criticallity?

Posted by: DaveA at October 22, 2019 07:15 PM (FhXTo)

475 Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:10 PM (EXxge)

Hey, Anna - between Sunday and today, I actually wrote an entire scene!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 22, 2019 07:15 PM (Ki5SV)

476 Why is the WORLD not FREAKING THE FUCK OUT?

I don't care about the "threat" of the weapon. Nothing is invulnerable and unstoppable.

But the fact that they are flying reactors is...concerning.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 07:12 PM (ZfRYq)
.......

Calm down tovarich. Is Russian 4th of July, have a little fun!

Posted by: Vlad at October 22, 2019 07:15 PM (v0R5T)

477 Hey Cheri.. that's not what I really want to be known for here! lol!
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:10 PM (dUJdY)
--------

Unfortunately we don't always get to choose what we are known for here.

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:15 PM (aXucN)

478 wtf with the 88? I didn't put that there!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:15 PM (dUJdY)

479 Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:13 PM

I thought he did a movie a couple years back. I am guessing like us all time has taken it's toll.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 07:15 PM (0W3mK)

480 10 >>They left it sitting on the sea-floor for a year. Which... okay, whatever, it's Russia.

Hahaha - so fucking true.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (fjX/+)



In fairness, aren't the USS Thresher and Scorpion still down on the Atlantic seafloor? Way the heck down there, so no danger.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 22, 2019 07:15 PM (ujg0T)

481 the treaty was the INF treaty, and we just withdrew from it.


We withdrew because we were the only ones following it

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 07:15 PM (nRWPy)

482 Russians with nuclear engineering are much like Socialists when it comes to Socialism. They'll get it right next time.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:16 PM (EXxge)

483 So wait, what? A few Kurds moved a few miles from one stack of cardboard shacks to a different stack of cardboard shacks, and there's actually not going to be any fighting at all, and No Americans are getting killed, and there's no massive wave of atrocities, and Syrian refugees are actually gonna go back to Syria, instead of to Europe, and... THIS IS HORRIBLE! IMPEACH TRUMP!!! IMPEACH!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 07:16 PM (Kpl3J)

484 Never cut the blue wire!!!!

Posted by: eleven at October 22, 2019 07:16 PM (tH5fk)

485 How can you go supersonic UNDER water?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:14 PM (EXxge)


Above around 4700 feet per second, depending on temperature, salinity, and pressure.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 22, 2019 07:16 PM (t+qrx)

486 Unshielded, incandescent reactors...

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 07:16 PM (6XZdO)

487 Unfortunately we don't always get to choose what we are known for here.

At least you're known for shivs. I mean.. that's pretty cool.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:17 PM (dUJdY)

488 Or maybe it's something else.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)

Maybe she's worried stuff wasn't done by the book.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 07:17 PM (jYnPD)

489 At least you're known for shivs. I mean.. that's pretty cool.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:17 PM (dUJdY)
---------

I don't know about that. I think I'd rather be known for making pretty jewelry.

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:17 PM (aXucN)

490 How can you go supersonic UNDER water?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:14 PM (EXxge

-------

Hypercavitation, theoretically. Sons were working on it back in the day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 07:18 PM (MnB9Y)

491 So wait, what? A few Kurds moved a few miles from one stack of cardboard shacks to a different stack of cardboard shacks, and there's actually not going to be any fighting at all, and No Americans are getting killed, and there's no massive wave of atrocities, and Syrian refugees are actually gonna go back to Syria, instead of to Europe, and... THIS IS HORRIBLE! IMPEACH TRUMP!!! IMPEACH!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 07:16 PM

That war mongering son of a bitch! Trump is going to get us all killed. (wait, whut?) He said Lynch!!!!!!! Empeachem Foty Fi!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 07:18 PM (0W3mK)

492 JS, Dead and co for Halloween and 11/1 next week at msg

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2019 07:18 PM (PUmDY)

493 Hand me the sledge.

Posted by: Dmitri at October 22, 2019 07:18 PM (WjcFW)

494 Above around 4700 feet per second, depending on temperature, salinity, and pressure.

Kirk, "Spock what does that mean?"

Scotty, "Captain! There be whales 'ere!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:18 PM (EXxge)

495 Nuclear powered soviet subs had the problem of run away reactors in the early days - like, a lot. Cooled by seawater, the resulting salt caused lots of issues and the cooling of rods was, um, inefficient, to day the least. Lives were cheap, Comrade, so no one cared, I guess - but the sea bed is littered with a lot of Ivan Skavinsky Skavars...

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 07:19 PM (32YRo)

496 474 WTF is the sense of a nuclear powered cruise missile?

Also didn't Chernobyl teach Russians about prompt criticallity?
Posted by: DaveA at October 22, 2019 07:15 PM (FhXTo)

Not saying its a good idea, but,

We are building a missile shield against ICBMs.

So, a Nuclear powered CRUISE missile, could be launched from Siberia, fly over crap Russian territory, and threaten the US by flying under the radar.

Current cruise missiles don't have the range to do that.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 07:19 PM (NgKpN)

497 We had a nuclear fueled jet engine. It's on display at the Breeder Reactor Number 1 Museum in Atomic City, ID. It was a costly miserable failure.

Posted by: Galil at October 22, 2019 07:19 PM (Pzzpr)

498 Let he who has never drank vodka and shoot off a nuke for fun cast the first stone.

Posted by: Vlad at October 22, 2019 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

499 >>Maybe she's worried stuff wasn't done by the book.

She might have to write another email.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)

500 464 438 Amber Heard is about 10 years too late showing them titties.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:09 PM (RUnSJ)

check out Maria Muldaur

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 07:13 PM (rpxSz)

She's no Anita Blonde

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 07:19 PM (RUnSJ)

501 *catches up on MPPPP's comment*

A whole scene? Outstanding!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:19 PM (EXxge)

502 179 You can't just cut the AND out of my sentence


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 06:29 PM (cfSRQ)

Can and did.
============
I saw this coming, lol.

Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 07:20 PM (/TvO8)

503 It was a costly miserable failure.
Posted by: Galil at October 22, 2019 07:19 PM

This really is the story of Barack Obama.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 07:20 PM (0W3mK)

504 Kinda complicated but deal looks OK, except for the inevitable break-down when it comes to herding Kurdish or other local cats.


Interesting that a major component is Ankara's reaffirmation of the Adana agreement [21 years ago] that settled an earlier case of Kurdish hijinks in that area, abetted by Damascus because who knows why/hey let's piss off a hugely superior NATO member.


Idlib remains a question mark [now there's a classic].


Joint Russian-syrian regime patrols in some areas.


Will YPG [Kurds] play along? What of Daesh, which is attempting a comeback?


Just reciting the basic issues illustrates why we have *always* avoided entanglement in this particular mess, and why Trump continued that pattern.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2019 07:20 PM (QDnY+)

505 I don't know about that. I think I'd rather be known for making pretty jewelry.

lol.. in the end times I'd rather have the talent for making shivs.. but thank you dear . Hmmm.. now wait a minute here. I think I may have an idea

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:20 PM (dUJdY)

506 >>JS, Dead and co for Halloween and 11/1 next week at msg

Fun. Did you see the Citi Field show this summer Mayer played the Wolf?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 07:20 PM (ZLI7S)

507 Roger Moore is dead? Missed that. I don't really care though

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 07:20 PM (nRWPy)

508 483 So wait, what? A few Kurds moved a few miles from one stack of cardboard shacks to a different stack of cardboard shacks, and there's actually not going to be any fighting at all, and No Americans are getting killed, and there's no massive wave of atrocities, and Syrian refugees are actually gonna go back to Syria, instead of to Europe, and.....



Almost like someone's hand is in this.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 07:20 PM (lwiT4)

509 Just had dinner, listening to Peggy Lee. Life is good.

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 07:20 PM (T6t7i)

510 It's a terribly big planet that a little uranium can't be a huge problem.
But a couple of degrees added to it and next thing you know 12 years later we're all burning up.

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 07:20 PM (ZCEU2)

511 Above around 4700 feet per second, depending on temperature, salinity, and pressure.

It was the 'underwater torpedo' part...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 22, 2019 07:20 PM (Tf125)

512 How can you go supersonic UNDER water?

Posted by: Anna Puma


The speed of sound in room temperature ocean water is 1531 m/s, so if you go faster than that, you're technically supersonic.

Of course that is 2,976.026 knots, so pretty impossible.

They probably don't mean that, and are saying they're going over 767 mph in the water, thoroughly mixing their mediums and measurements.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 22, 2019 07:21 PM (g7BLK)

513 If you want to worry about Russian nuclear dumps in the ocean, consider that the Russian government has officially *admitted* (meaning numbers could be higher) that at the end of the Soviet Union, they decommissioned 14 nuclear submarines and sunk them into the Barents sea, with their reactors intact; they also sank 19 ships loaded up with nuclear waste in the same general location; and they dumped 17,000 nuclear waste containers into the ocean there, because what the hell, why not. There were already 14 fully loaded reactors down there.

It's all still down there. Probably far too deteriorated now for anyone to be able to recover it without making even more of a mess.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 07:21 PM (Kpl3J)

514 Unfortunately we don't always get to choose what we are known for here.

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 07:15 PM (aXucN)


And a little Dr Pepper gets snorted onto the keyboard.

Thus sayeth the Cookbook organizer, Shiv Designer, and Empress of Cellblock D.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 07:21 PM (axyOa)

515 Hand me the sledge.

Posted by: Dmitri at October 22, 2019 07:18 PM (WjcFW)

Right hand sledge or left hand sledge?

Posted by: Yuri at October 22, 2019 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

516 On the plus side, two headed fish are easier to catch.

Twice the bait.
You can clean it in the dark.
You can't eat it.

Posted by: DaveA at October 22, 2019 07:21 PM (FhXTo)

517 480 10 >>They left it sitting on the sea-floor for a year. Which... okay, whatever, it's Russia.

Hahaha - so fucking true.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (fjX/+)


In fairness, aren't the USS Thresher and Scorpion still down on the Atlantic seafloor? Way the heck down there, so no danger.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 22, 2019 07:15 PM (ujg0T)

Nope, all good!

Posted by: Giant Radioactive Squid at October 22, 2019 07:21 PM (NgKpN)

518 How can you go supersonic UNDER water?

My very limited understanding is you create a cavitation bubble in front of the thing then basically fly through that bubble you continually create. So you're slamming a path of air through the water, then flying that path.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2019 07:21 PM (9t0Zz)

519 Pencil me in for Friday for the Death Note thing.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

520

Howie Carr made a good point today: Every 4th or 5th episode in the old tv series Gunsmoke, Marshall Dillon was saving a man from a lynching, all those men where white.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 22, 2019 07:21 PM (3sWbG)

521 483 So wait, what? A few Kurds moved a few miles from one stack of cardboard shacks to a different stack of cardboard shacks, and there's actually not going to be any fighting at all, and No Americans are getting killed, and there's no massive wave of atrocities, and Syrian refugees are actually gonna go back to Syria, instead of to Europe, and.....



Almost like someone's hand is in this.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 07:20 PM

Gee. I hope there was no quid pro quo!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 07:22 PM (0W3mK)

522 JS, yes. Good times

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2019 07:22 PM (PUmDY)

523 507 Roger Moore is dead? Missed that. I don't really care though
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 07:20 PM (nRWPy)



back in 2017, aged 89. I must admit the guy aged well or had some good plastic surgeons. Born 1927, so he was 58 when he was filming "A View To A Kill"

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 22, 2019 07:22 PM (ujg0T)

524 That war mongering son of a bitch! Trump is going to get us all killed. (wait, whut?) He said Lynch!!!!!!! Empeachem Foty Fi!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 07:18 PM (0W3mK)

Sorry your genocide didn't turn out the way you hoped.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 07:22 PM (jYnPD)

525 How can you go supersonic UNDER water?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:14 PM


Sound does travel underwater. Ask any of some of the most respected crewmembers of our submarine force, the sonarpersons.

At 25°C, the speed of sound in distilled water is 1498 m/s. In sea water, 1531 m/s. So, under those conditions, anything traveling faster than 1531 m/s is, by definition, supersonic.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2019 07:22 PM (DMUuz)

526 >>Unfortunately we don't always get to choose what we are known for here.

Tell me about it. Sometimes someone makes a scurrilous comment about you and it never goes away.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 07:22 PM (ZLI7S)

527




nood







noood





Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 22, 2019 07:22 PM (3sWbG)

528 Roger Moore is dead? Missed that. I don't really care though

Apparently he dropped dead a week ago.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2019 07:22 PM (9t0Zz)

529 It was the 'underwater torpedo' part...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 22, 2019 07:20 PM (Tf125)


Oh.

Well, yeah. But that wasn't the question.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 22, 2019 07:22 PM (t+qrx)

530 Tom Servo,

So Godzillarooski?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 07:22 PM (EXxge)

531 Almost like someone's hand is in this.

Posted by: grammie winger


G-d definitely works through Trump.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 22, 2019 07:22 PM (g7BLK)

532 505 I don't know about that. I think I'd rather be known for making pretty jewelry.

lol.. in the end times I'd rather have the talent for making shivs.. but thank you dear . Hmmm.. now wait a minute here. I think I may have an idea
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 07:20 PM (dUJdY)

Custom jeweled shivs

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 07:23 PM (NWiLs)

533 Nood Booker

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 22, 2019 07:23 PM (Z1ykJ)

534 Duncanthrax: Fist Bump.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 22, 2019 07:23 PM (g7BLK)

535 Crowder has exposed YouTube censorship of .... Tulsi Gabbard.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (rLaBb)

536 ...they also sank 19 ships loaded up with nuclear waste in the same general location; and they dumped 17,000 nuclear waste containers into the ocean there, because what the hell, why not. There were already 14 fully loaded reactors down there.

It's all still down there. Probably far too deteriorated now for anyone to be able to recover it without making even more of a mess.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 07:21 PM (Kpl3J)


aaarrrrryyyaaagggaaaa

Posted by: Godzilla at October 22, 2019 07:24 PM (aS1PU)

537 I read the theory of the high speed torpedo on some tech site a while back. If I remember the general idea, it was that some high powered heat source in the torpedo would create a layer of superheated air in front of it and along the sides, so that the torpedo could move through the water with no drag at all. I didn't really see how you could ever get enough energy to make that work, but I believe that was the theory.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 07:25 PM (Kpl3J)

538 Sound does travel underwater. Ask any of some of the most respected crewmembers of our submarine force, the sonarpersons.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2019 07:22 PM (DMUuz)


If you can find any.

(they're hiding in the outboards until field day is over)

Posted by: hogmartin at October 22, 2019 07:25 PM (t+qrx)

539 Nood.

Doh!

Posted by: homer simpsonov at October 22, 2019 07:25 PM (Dh1wo)

540 Check out the US "Project Pluto".

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 22, 2019 07:25 PM (Omp90)

541 /sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 22, 2019 07:26 PM (aS1PU)

542 I know dagny, just correcting the comment above.


We withdrew from the ABM Treaty too, but that was under a president whose name better not be mentioned, and who of course was a pawn of the "globalist" establishment types, from what I read here, even though they were going apeshit over leaving the foundational arms control treaty of them all. And we did that one [entered it] for the same reasons we got out of it - our interests were served. Of course some russki cheating on the margins on that one, too, but nothing important.






Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2019 07:28 PM (QDnY+)

543
OT

so every once in a while, I go over to the hard core right wing web sites to read them for a while, mostly for entertainment.

it is the same thing I do when I go over to the hard core left wing sites like Daily Kos or HuffPost, or these days, CNN.

It is the first time in months I have been at any of those sites. Most of them are writing about the collapse is certain, it's only a matter of time until Schumer/fan situation, they say.

I saw one phrase attributed to someone I never heard of: war is just the extension of politics.

The Democrats, their Press Tools, and the Deep State are all syncing up to create chaos, and soon, according to them.

Before I join the revolution, however, I am going to enjoy this cup of freshly brewed coffee I just poured. If it is going to Schumer so soon, I want an afternoon refresher first.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 07:31 PM (sy5kK)

544 They probably don't mean that, and are saying they're going over 767 mph in the water, thoroughly mixing their mediums and measurements.

Posted by: Sharkman

You'd make more than enough sound to be detected easily at any speed approaching 50 knots - the forming of bubbles on the hull casing creates an pretty big sonic noise. The faster you go underwater, the greater the heat generated by your motion in the surrounding water, creating another signature. The ocean has it limits as far as detection goes.

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 07:32 PM (32YRo)

545 I saw one phrase attributed to someone I never heard of: war is just the extension of politics.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 07:31 PM


Sic transit gloria.

Posted by: zombie von Clausewitz at October 22, 2019 07:34 PM (DMUuz)

546 Sound does travel underwater. Ask any of some of the most respected crewmembers of our submarine force, the sonarpersons.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Sonar detection is quite advanced - the sonar TACTAS system deployed on Missile Guided Frigates was quite advanced in the late 80's and they have probably improved upon its detection capabilities by now - and that's scary.

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 07:35 PM (32YRo)

"Is There Anybody Else?:" Democrats Panicking Over Weak and Vulnerable (and Socialist!) Candidates;
Hillary Clinton Telling Friends She Might Join The Race, If She Thinks She Can Win

Didn't she already win in 2016? Isn't she actually the President?

She keeps claiming that, I thought.

The New York Times reports on fear and desperation for a candidate who isn't an ancient socialist with a decaying mind.

So who do you turn to? Why, Hillary Clinton of course.

I mean, obviously.

I understand she's popular with the NeverTrump set.


When a half-dozen Democratic donors gathered at the Whitby Hotel in Manhattan last week, the dinner began with a discussion of which presidential candidates the contributors liked. But as conversations among influential Democrats often go these days, the meeting quickly evolved into a discussion of who was not in the race -- but could be lured in.

...

"Since the last debate, just anecdotally, I've had five or six people ask me: 'Is there anybody else?'" said Leah Daughtry, a longtime Democrat who has run two of the party's recent conventions.

[D]emocratic leaders are engaging in a familiar rite: fretting about who is in the race and longing for a white knight to enter the contest at the last minute.

OMG I can't even with the racism

...

"There's more anxiety than ever," said Connie Schultz, a journalist who is married to Senator Sherrod Brown of Ohio, another Democrat who some in the party would like to see join the race. "We're both getting the calls. I've been surprised by some who've called me."

One caller? A man doing a bad French accent identifying himself as Pierre Delecto and asking, "Does Sherrod think my wife is attractive? Would it bring him the delight to sex her?"

...

Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Bloomberg have both told people privately in recent weeks that if they thought they could win, they would consider entering the primary -- but that they were skeptical there would be an opening, according to Democrats who have spoken with them.

Former Secretary of State John F. Kerry, who associates say has wondered aloud about whether he should have run and has found it hard to watch Mr. Biden's missteps, has also been urged to get in.....

Another Obama administration official who weighed a campaign at the start of the year, former Attorney General Eric Holder, is considering a last-minute entry but has conceded it may be too late, according to a Democrat familiar with his thinking.

...

Democrats who have recently spoken with Mrs. Clinton say she shares the same concerns other party elites have about the field -- worried about Mr. Biden's durability, Ms. Warren's liberal politics and unsure of who else can emerge to take on Mr. Trump. But these people, who spoke anonymously to discuss private conversations, say she enjoys the freedom that comes with not being on the ballot.

The article says that those close to Clinton and Bloomberg -- presumably those authorized to leak to the press on their behalf -- say that they would only get into the race if Biden was badly weakened.

He's not badly weakened already?

Have you seen him? Motherfucker's eye is pissing blood and he's eating his own teeth.

Deval Patrick -- Knock-Off Obama From Another Mama -- is also hinting that he might run.

Below, the New York Times' archprog Frank Bruni says the panic is all too real.




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:15 PM




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1 This time around a vote for Clinton won't be a vote for Clinton but against Trump. Or something.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 05:16 PM (uEbPt)

2 Hello.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 05:16 PM (qC1Sy)

3 Not first, but, within shouting distance.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 05:17 PM (qC1Sy)

4 There is no one on their side. The media slathering campaign would have begun in earnest. There is no one to slather over and glorify as a pretend statesman.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 05:17 PM (uEbPt)

5 The funny thing is that Hillary doesn't think she's in the same class as the rest of this human detritus. She thinks that people still like her and want her in power, or at least are afraid of her enough to pretend they like her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 05:18 PM (KZzsI)

6 SPONGE!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 05:18 PM (Kyj0g)

7 Pale, drunk and ready! Hillary!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:18 PM (0W3mK)

8 Hillary did say one stable and intelligent thing though: that if they don't impeach Trump and get rid of him, he'll be very hard to beat.

A moment of lucidity for gam-gam

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 05:18 PM (KZzsI)

9 SOON MY PRETTIES!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Nacho President at October 22, 2019 05:19 PM (RD7QR)

10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCRZZC-DH7M

Peggy Lee - Is that all there is


And I stood there shivering in my pajamas
And watched the whole world go up in flames
And when it was all over I said to myself
"Is that all there is to a fire?"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 22, 2019 05:19 PM (LWu6U)

11 Hillary is out in the Forest

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 22, 2019 05:19 PM (dKiJG)

12 My fear is that some of their bland dudes who have gotten no traction so far because they are bland white dudes would seem like nice safe moderates to LIVs.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at October 22, 2019 05:19 PM (eASYU)

13 >Motherfucker's eye is pissing blood and he's eating his own teeth.

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (jYnPD)

14 I can't think of a single reason why anyone would vote for retarded geriatric pervert Joe Biden.

I can actually imagine why someone would vote for one of the other Democrats but not Joe.

There's nothing there.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (aCNZ6)

15 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (Zz0t1)

16

Didn't she already win in 2016? Isn't she actually the President?

She keeps claiming that, I thought.


We have an august and astute commenter on this very blog who repeatedly makes the same claim -

repeatedlah!

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (kD8Fh)

17 One of the seven signs of the apocalypse is when the democrats behold Hillary Clinton with the same fear and loathing that everyone else does.

*checks watch*

Posted by: simplemind at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (C6xeQ)

18 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Look, just announce that you're teaming up with Bernie as the VP and let's go!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (xptlg)

19 Rosario gets so turned on when I'm fiercely weak and vulnerable!

Posted by: Corey at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (786Ro)

20 Except for complete fraud what on earth makes Hillary think she could win? As a 90 year old woman from my congregation said yesterday, "Hillary is deranged" and if the 90 year old is around in two years she wouldn't vote for Hillary then either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (WI7YS)

21 LOLGF, Granny.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (TuUK9)

22 It's coming true: https://tinyurl.com/y2rc8zmc

Posted by: Bert G at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (OMsf+)

23 There is only one choice for Supreme Leader, comrades!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (BiNEL)

24 Come on, Hills. Go third-party. Get back at those in your party who want to silence you. Burn it all down.

Posted by: vrf at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (L8qt4)

25 Megatron/Starscream World Domination 2020

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (5l6gb)

26 The Beast, the Fake Injun, and Mooch. Death match.

Throw Tank Abrams in for giggles.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (ptqGC)

27 12 My fear is that some of their bland dudes who have gotten no traction so far because they are bland white dudes would seem like nice safe moderates to LIVs.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at October 22, 2019 05:19 PM (eASYU)

Tim Kaine approves of this message before fading into the background.

Posted by: Tim Kaine at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (RD7QR)

28 The Oprah with Tom Hanks as VP .... is our only hope.

Posted by: Said no one with a rational mind at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (3IOdT)

29 Hilldo might stand a better chance had she not spent the last three years stomping her feet and instead was introspective and tried to warm up her image. She actually made herself less likeable than before which was a high bar to begin with. Even many dems want her to STFU. They think she's going to ride in on her drunk ass and save the day? LOLGF and please do!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (0W3mK)

30 if they thought they could win, they would consider entering the primary

Then again, if she's gonna win, why bother with the primaries? Amirite, Hills?

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (Y9zp1)

31 They'd do better to put Gabbard in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (WI7YS)

32 Tulsi is their best stealth candidate. Lucky for us they don't see it. And by best I mean the least unlikable person they have. She's still as Lefty as any of them.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (9YKBM)

33 NYT's Frank Bruni on Democrats "extremely flawed" candidates: the Democrat "panic here is real"

What? They're half your party - presumably the better half. If you think they're the best you have, you might want to consider whether this is a party with which you should associate.

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (T6t7i)

34 the other problem the demonrats has is finding someone willing to take on Trump.

their arms are all too short to box with the G*d Emperor.

you'd have to be a masochist to want to get into the ring with him, let alone bet buried in a electoral college landslide.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (Kyj0g)

35 But...but...Trump said "lynch!"

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (axyOa)

36 a cynic might see hilary's smear of tulsi and jill as a preemptory shot before entering the race.

Posted by: mjc at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (Pg+x7)

37 Dear Hillary Clinton:

ZOD.

Your nation needs you now more than ever. You must come to xhr in xhr time of need.

Zod presents money to your campaign. Three capable Aztecs were sold to fund this contribution. Aztecs grow on trees. Here. Take this money.

Do you have Fred Flintstone toes? Zod suspects that your toes are pudgy and squarish and odd. Your alleged daughter has claws for hands. Your "husband" is a mouth-breather. These are just observations.

Good luck, Cylon. Zod supports your efforts.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (XzT/D)

38 Oh it's happening.

The real question is if the convention devolves into absolute chaos, and if one of the other dems goes third party.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (ayFCE)

39 Eric Holder?

Ye Gods.

Posted by: Allie at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (Kzgrb)

40 So, there saying there's testimony of Trump demanding Quid Pro Joe from Ukraine.

Trump will release more transcripts should it gain traction as it would've needed to be a phone conversation yet again.

LOLZ.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (Zz0t1)

41 Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Bloomberg have both told people privately in recent weeks that if they thought they could win, they would consider entering the primary -- but that they were skeptical there would be an opening, according to Democrats who have spoken with them.

There's real leadership right there, son. And a FINE example of candidates with Fire In Tha Bellah!

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (kD8Fh)

42 Isn't Ralph Nader still alive?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (YslsA)

43 Will it ever strike them that if their first crop of candidates is a parade of decrepit, bumbling fools, what does that say about their entire party?

I mean, if you have to turn the whole thing upside-down and shake it violently and you STILL can't find a candidate... Wow.

And yet they all think they're so young, hip, lovable, brilliant, and morally upright. So shouldn't they be having to sift through a 1,000 candidates and ask themselves "Dang, which young, hip, lovable, brilliant, and morally upright person should we go with? We have too many to chose from!"

Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (DQebX)

44 Waiting for POTUS to finally let loose on these corrupt clowns. I want televised hangings for the coup plotters. I am done with this sorry group of traitors.

Posted by: jmel at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (OeWgo)

45 I told you all this election cycle was going to be the most insane clown boner orgy that has ever orgy-ed, didn't I?


It's just gonna keep getting weirder, too!

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (fjX/+)

46 You think she was thrown around like a side of beef last time?? She's four years older. My God, it would be amazing to witness! Pleas, please, please let this happen.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (/5WQL)

47 Scankles shit herself with that insane ttack on Tulsi Gabbard. She will not get it.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (mpXpK)

48 The current crop of D candidates is so bad that people think Hillary might be a better candidate?

Wow, these people are either on serious drugs, or their capability for self-delusion is off the charts.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (qC1Sy)

49 "There's more anxiety than ever," said Connie Schultz, a journalist who is married to Senator Sherrod Brown of Ohio, another Democrat who some in the party would like to see join the race. "We're both getting the calls. I've been surprised by some who've called me."

I gotta admit the Restraining Order found an even more annoying big mouthed piece of shit than he is for wife #2. If the Ohio GOP would get off their dead asses and try to defeat him, being around her all the time would surely get that oaf to tune her up for primo tabloid entertainment.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (y7DUB)

50 Tom Hanks would look good in Birkenstocks.

Posted by: klaftern at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (RuIsu)

51 ... however, we know hilary is just a vicious sack who does it for the sadistic pleasure.

Posted by: mjc at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (Pg+x7)

52 Doesn't anybody remember the press lubricating over almost each and every one of these candidates at some point?

So, were they dream candidates, or did the press pump them up as dream candidates and the glamor powder has run out?

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (YOhRS)

53 >>Tulsi is their best stealth candidate.


Well, she's a Russian Agent.


So. Might as well just keep Trump.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (fjX/+)

54 >>11 Hillary is out in the Forest
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 22, 2019 05:19 PM (dKiJG

("A Forest," by The Cure)

Thanks. I needed that.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (XzT/D)

55 I know a good running mate for Hillary. Hill, get at me.

Posted by: Pierre Defective at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (0W3mK)

56 They'd do better to put Gabbard in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM



****

She did just demonstrate how to recapture the middle of their party.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (axyOa)

57 Clinton/Romney 2020

Posted by: 13times at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (K3B2k)

58 I can't think of a single reason why anyone would vote for retarded geriatric pervert Joe Biden.



I can actually imagine why someone would vote for one of the other Democrats but not Joe.



There's nothing there.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (aCNZ6)

---
there's a "(D)" after his name.

that's all it takes here in #Failifornia

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (Kyj0g)

59 They should get someone from the military.

General Eric is always available.

Posted by: DaveA at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (FhXTo)

60 No there isn't, because the hard core Leftists would drag any moderate into the Communist party

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (ZCEU2)

61
Tim Kaine approves of this message before fading into the background.

Posted by: Tim Kaine


TBF, the wallpaper is beige.

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (T6t7i)

62 Tulsi Gabbard with George Clooney as her running mate.

The American Idol electorate is just dumb enough to vote for that ticket.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (9YKBM)

63 >>>10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCRZZC-DH7M

Peggy Lee - Is that all there is


And I stood there shivering in my pajamas
And watched the whole world go up in flames
And when it was all over I said to myself
"Is that all there is to a fire?"

...

I just linked that and Pink Floyd's Is There Anybody Out There?

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (PbpT7)

64 PLEASE RUN, Hillary. Having PDT beat you a second time will be like Christmas and winning Powerball.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (ptqGC)

65
Heh.

When Warren started to surge past Biden I asked "why would the DNC permit this woman to hold a lead? Have they learned nothing about nominating shrill old leftist harpies nobody really likes?"

Let's see if they can double down on this stupidity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (AzW6q)

66 You would think the Russian angle would make Tulsi more attractive with all of the foeign campaign donations it could funnel to her.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (HALdu)

67 There is one person who could beat Trump and bring class back into the Oval Office : Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama.

Obama/Romney 2020

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (4e+hS)

68 Have to tune up the Scooby Van.

Posted by: SS Motorpool Mechanic at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (Pzzpr)

69 >>Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Bloomberg have both told people privately in recent weeks that if they thought they could win, they would consider entering the primary

Translation: I'll only enter if the DNC clears out all of the 12+ candidates for me. Like the way they vamoosed Bernie in 2016.

LOLGF

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (bDqIh)

70 I can't see the Frank Bruni tweet, the Borg is fucking with the RNC twitter feed.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (kD8Fh)

71 Hillary is out in the Forest


There is a Clinton in the woods. For some people, the Clinton is easy to see. Others don't see it at all. Some people say the Clinton is tame. Others say it's vicious and dangerous. Since no one can really be sure who's right, isn't it smart to be as strong as the Clinton? If there is a Clinton.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (TuUK9)

72 45 I told you all this election cycle was going to be the most insane clown boner orgy that has ever orgy-ed, didn't I?


It's just gonna keep getting weirder, too!
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (fjX/+)

Yes yes--but will there be FLAMING clown boners?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (RD7QR)

73 "There's someone out there in the forest..."

A Hillary jab?

Fuck that old cuunt.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (Zz0t1)

74 Why are the Dems rejecting Castro? He is Hispanic, he comes from good progressive stock, and he is from Texas. If he were to come out as gay, would it help? It is an honest question. He checks so many social justice boxes, why isn't he 50 points ahead?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (2I33r)

75 Where the fuck is John Edwards when you need him?

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (HALdu)

76 They'll need to fit her with the exoskeleton first.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (0W3mK)

77 50 Tom Hanks would look good in Birkenstocks.
Posted by: klaftern at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (RuIsu)
--------------

Okay if I throw the first rotten tomato?

..oh, not those kinds of stocks.

Never mind, then.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (qC1Sy)

78 so glorious.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (FEQY4)

79 Any good Christians or true conservatives would be honored to vote for a weak and vulnerable Democrat over Trump, just as I -- er, I, I mean our Lord -- chose the weak and vulnerable over the strong and #winning.

Posted by: St. David French at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (786Ro)

80 I really think they are planning on Hillary. They've planned it all along. But they can't have her campaigning, because she's shit on the campaign trail and they know it.

She's not just a robotic harridan with a disturbing cackle, but she's probably falling down every five minutes at this point.

She'll be like Professor Gill on the "Star Trek" episode about the Nazis: They'll sit her in a room and we'll only be allowed to see her on video.

Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (DQebX)

81 I told you all this election cycle was going to be the most insane clown boner orgy that has ever orgy-ed, didn't I?


It's just gonna keep getting weirder, too!
=======
We're almost at ludicrous speed now!

Posted by: Darth Helmut at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (C6xeQ)

82 >>If there is a Clinton.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (TuUK9)

That ad was fucking brilliant.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (XzT/D)

83 Corn Pop has been holding Joe down of late. He will be alright once he gets things straightened out with him.

Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (RZIhl)

84 Where have you gone, oh Beast of Benghazi?
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
Koo koo catchoo.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (q1Pj5)

85 What a scurvy lot.

Posted by: Long John Silver at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (FtzD1)

86 Hillary/Exoskeleton Mk IV 2020

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (5l6gb)

87 What are the deadlines to get on the primary ballots?

Posted by: Ha at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (keBn8)

88 Kerry = The dog doo you scrape off your shoe

Bloomberg = The smell of wet dog hair

Clinton = Made of stuff that techs have to don full decon gear, i.e. ebola suits, to handle.

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (oiNtH)

89 Fucking Beto is still out there doing his whacky waving balloon man routine...it's awesome.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (fjX/+)

90 Ooh! Ooh! Pick me, Hillz!

Posted by: PierrE DementO at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (DCYln)

91 I just want to see Hillary announce her reelection campaign.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (YOhRS)

92 It's 3 a.m.

....

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (fjX/+)

93 Edwards Ryan 2020

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (HALdu)

94 Where the fuck is John Edwards when you need him?
Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM

You mean that psychic dude?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (0W3mK)

95 Of course Hillary is in the forest.

That's where Baba Yaga's hut is...

Posted by: Allie at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (Kzgrb)

96 It's funny they're so scared of running Lizzie Warren. She's the obvious choice for them, the Last Squaw Standing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (Kpl3J)

97 81
I told you all this election cycle was going to be the most insane clown boner orgy that has ever orgy-ed, didn't I?





It's just gonna keep getting weirder, too!

=======

We're almost at ludicrous speed now!

Posted by: Darth Helmut at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (C6xeQ)

They've gone plaid

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (5l6gb)

98 If Brennan wants the investigation to go away, he should get into the race.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (2I33r)

99 the other problem the demonrats has is finding someone willing to take on Trump.




the other problem the demonrats has is finding someone who isn't approaching 80.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (ftdxp)

100
They'd do better to put Gabbard in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM

------

I have been saying this since Day 1.

Gabbard is easily the best candidate they've got, and by country mile.

Luckily, they actively marginalized her and are now going on the evening shows to accuse her of being Russian asset.

Because smart.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (AzW6q)

101 But these people, who spoke anonymously to discuss private conversations, say she enjoys the freedom that comes with not being on the ballot.

Really? I'd have thought she misses Diazepam Man feeding her lines when her decrepit brain freezes, or getting stuck with his big pen. Geez, some people show no gratitude at all.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (kD8Fh)

102 >>>Didn't she already win in 2016? Isn't she actually the President?

You're such a treasure, ace.

Posted by: m at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (1vjNQ)

103 Have you seen him? Motherfucker's eye is pissing blood and he's eating his own teeth.

Deval Patrick -- Knock-Off Obama From Another Mama -- is also hinting that he might




Funniest thing written anywhere today.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (HALdu)

104 TULSI GABBARD our next president! She solves all the democrats problems. Nobody wants hellbot to run except a few older white women.

Posted by: raimondo at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (nvOKc)

105 > "Didn't Hillary already win in 2016? Isn't she actually the President?-- Ace

If she's been president for the last three years, then Donald Trump is in a lot of trouble, that I can tell you.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (WHVt7)

106 >> I just want to see Hillary announce her reelection campaign.



First she has to order up the Cleebration Firworks and get on the horn with Kool and the Gang.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (fjX/+)

107 I'm Again With Her.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (YOhRS)

108 It's 3 a.m.

....

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM



ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (axyOa)

109 >>Let's see if they can double down on this stupidity.


*adds more popcorn to the shopping list*

Gah, she is shrill, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (bDqIh)

110 But it was only fantasy

The wall was too high

As you can see

No matter how she tried

She could not break free

And the worms ate into her brain

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (M+Lyo)

111 Peggy Lee - Is that all there is





And I stood there shivering in my pajamas

And watched the whole world go up in flames

And when it was all over I said to myself

"Is that all there is to a fire?"


Well, as long as we're doing Peggy Lee:
Why don't you do rightLike some other men doGet outta here andGet me some money too

Also, Tulsi will go third party before Hillary gets in, which she won't. It's merely a pathetic plea (really a demand) for attention.

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (T6t7i)

112 It's 3 a.m.

....
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM

Camera pans over to Hilldo, passed out drunk in a recliner with empty gin bottles strewn about...

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (0W3mK)

113 There is an infinite number of delusional Democrats who think they should run.

There is a finite number of dollars to be given to these candidates, and while I'm not sure what that finite number is, I'm willing to be we're already half way there.

How do the Sherrod Browns of this world think they're going to get in and change this race, when no one is going to give them any money?

Posted by: Ted K. at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (FJYfm)

114 So their are rumors coming from Japan about a defection, because a Chinese deputy is Talking to The US Transportation Secretary and She is acting like she not talking to him.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (dKiJG)

115 The problem with running Hillary is that she would be limited to one term since she won 2016.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (HALdu)

116 There will be many triggered Bernie Bots. Many.

Posted by: Galil at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (Pzzpr)

117 If somehow Crazy Uncle Joe won Hunter Biden would start off where the Clinton Clinton Global initiative left off, getting cash by the plane load for doing nothing.

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (ZCEU2)

118 Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (DQebX)

Have you ever seen Babylon A D ? Hillary would be the High Priestess .

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (9YKBM)

119 26 The Beast, the Fake Injun, and Mooch. Death match.

Throw Tank Abrams in for giggles jiggles.


And not the good kind.

Posted by: Yes, Raimonda likes teh cock at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (BRpqW)

120 Won't Hillary's coven be cursing anyone who opposes her.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (aCNZ6)

121 Heh.

When Warren started to surge past Biden I asked "why would the DNC permit this woman to hold a lead? Have they learned nothing about nominating shrill old leftist harpies nobody really likes?"

Let's see if they can double down on this stupidity.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (AzW6q)

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*stage whisper*

Let's replace Warren with Hillary and see if anyone notices.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (qC1Sy)

122 *willing to bet, not be

Posted by: Ted K. at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (FJYfm)

123 Just anecdotally, do any of these professional politicians actually believe the crap that they spout? Their every word is focus grouped.

I think that is why they hate Trump. He tells people what he thinks instead of paying the consultant crowd to tell him what to say.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (YslsA)

124 i added a Popular Meme On The Internets as a response to hillary.

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 05:28 PM (PbpT7)

125 so everyone's going to ignore her Epstein, FISA gate, Russia Uranium One, and other clinton problems for now? Or that she's a dumb old fat skunk?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 22, 2019 05:28 PM (FEQY4)

126 Piss off, racist foreign retard.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 22, 2019 05:28 PM (TuUK9)

127 When Jimmy "My Little Pony" @Comey or Angry Commie Garden Gnome @JohnBrennan announce for the presidency, that is the day before the day the Horowitz report finally drops.

With Hillary, like everything in her life, this is just aboit getting people to give her more money. Or, G-d please have mercy on us, she will only announce if it looks like she'll be indicted.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 22, 2019 05:28 PM (g7BLK)

128 If the white knight has a chink in her armour, does that mean Feinstein's running??

Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 05:28 PM (Dh1wo)

129 Wait until you see Stacy Abrams's re-election campaign. She's got a rigorous agenda for her second term in should-be-office!

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:28 PM (YOhRS)

130 Run Hillary Run

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (G546f)

131 You mock her but,

Her exoskeleton and reprogramming are complete.

Omar the tent maker has created new and larger smocks to hide the machinery

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (M+Lyo)

132 Homos all.

Posted by: Tulsi, buy my swimsuit calender at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (BRpqW)

133 While Clinton is a crook and should hang for her treachery she is more honest than Warren.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (HALdu)

134 SOON

Posted by: another bollard at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

135 Democrat party internal polling must look grim.

Posted by: 13times at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (K3B2k)

136 John Kerry? John Kerry?????



This made me LOL:
"Have you seen him? Motherfucker's eye is pissing blood and he's eating his own teeth."

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (jUVms)

137 And here I was under the impression that the Dems were going to impeach the President, remove him from office, and usher in the American socialist age.

Just try to reconcile impeachment with this panic. The two cannot exist simultaneously and yet here we are.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (5MzIH)

138 Camera pans over to Hilldo, passed out drunk in a recliner with empty gin bottles strewn about...

Posted by: Minnfidel


And?

Posted by: pep at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (T6t7i)

139 The only reason that I can think of for the Dems turning down Warren is that they keep forgetting to mute the TV anytime she opens her mouth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (Kpl3J)

140 Why are the Dems rejecting Castro? He is Hispanic, he comes from good progressive stock, and he is from Texas. If he were to come out as gay, would it help? It is an honest question. He checks so many social justice boxes, why isn't he 50 points ahead?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (2I33r)


Because he's sofaking off-putting, they'd LOSE voters. He's an obnoxious fuck.

It's the same reason they don't have Gutierrez or Pedo Island hopper throw their hats in.

We need teh mezzkin, but you fuckers are ANNOYING.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (Zz0t1)

141 so everyone's going to ignore her Epstein, FISA gate, Russia Uranium One, and other clinton problems for now? Or that she's a dumb old fat skunk?
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 22, 2019 05:28 PM (FEQY4)
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That's the way it works.

Posted by: CNN Mind Control at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (YOhRS)

142 >>>130 Run Hillary Run


bitch can't even navigate stairs

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (PbpT7)

143 124
i added a Popular Meme On The Internets as a response to hillary.

Posted by: ace


That's not helping America heal, bro.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (4e+hS)

144 Clinton/Zod 2020.

Make America Weird Again.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (XzT/D)

145 I can already see it: Clinton / Newsome 2020

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (t41dG)

146 Watch for a run on new faces on the Sunday morning talking heads shows. They will be evaluating the trends from each.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (axyOa)

147 They'll sit her in a room and we'll only be allowed to see her on video.
Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (DQebX)


Comrades, we must protect her from physical attacks by rabid Trump supporters!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (BiNEL)

148
The Black Queen chants the funeral march
The cracked brass bell will ring
To summon back the Fire Witch
To the Court of the Crimson King

Posted by: QAnon at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (TuUK9)

149 Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (5MzIH)
================
Exactly.

Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (RZIhl)

150 Dagan McDowell is hilarious today. Now she's taking down Hillary.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (ptqGC)

151 130 Run Hillary Run
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (G546f)
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You have far more confidence in Hillary' ability to move than I do...

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (qC1Sy)

152 114 So their are rumors coming from Japan about a defection, because a Chinese deputy is Talking to The US Transportation Secretary and She is acting like she not talking to him.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (dKiJG)

Um, what exactly do these things have to do with one another?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (RD7QR)

153 POLL : 82% of Registered Bollards Suport Hillary!

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (fjX/+)

154 "44 Waiting for POTUS to finally let loose on these corrupt clowns. I want televised hangings for the coup plotters. I am done with this sorry group of traitors.

Posted by: jmel at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (OeWgo) "



This is the only political news I want to hear.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (bwo3w)

155 Piss off, racist foreign retard.
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But I just got here.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 05:30 PM (Dh1wo)

156 Luckily, they actively marginalized her and are now going on the evening shows to accuse her of being Russian asset.
Because smart.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (AzW6q)

Because she's not in The Club.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (uEbPt)

157 Mitt fucking Romney, just watch

Posted by: DJ3Way at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (bhPL1)

158 I hear that train's a comin'

It's comin' round the bend . . .

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (4ZE6o)

159 When a half-dozen Democratic donors gathered at the Whitby Hotel in Manhattan last week...


Afterparty at Carfax Abbey. The master was so very pleased!

Posted by: Renfield at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (786Ro)

160 You mock her but,

Her exoskeleton and reprogramming are complete.

Omar the tent maker has created new and larger smocks to hide the machinery
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (M+Lyo)
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The skin staples are 74% less visible to the naked eye.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (YOhRS)

161 But these people, who spoke anonymously to discuss private conversations, say she enjoys the freedom that comes with not being on the ballot.

Translation: She is usually having psychotic episodes and days long drinking binges that would be obvious if she were to run.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (lD3vL)

162 >>>The Black Queen chants the funeral march
The cracked brass bell will ring
To summon back the Fire Witch
To the Court of the Crimson King
Posted by: QAnon

i should really try listening to them one day

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (PbpT7)

163 As I've been saying for 3 years now, if the Dems truly believed that the The Russians! stole the 2016 election from Hillary then it's only logical that she be the nominee for 2020. How could any of them oppose this?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (CQ3Qb)

164 She's got to be the most delusional idiot I've ever seen.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (dUJdY)

165 Hillary. . .

And so you're back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me
Go on now, go, walk out the door, just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore

Posted by: DNC at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (bDqIh)

166 Hillary has been fully converted to a Max Headroom AI, complete with tbe stuttering.

Posted by: Allie at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (Kzgrb)

167 Clinton = Made of stuff that techs have to don full decon gear, i.e. ebola suits, to handle.
Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (oiNtH)
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Well, *we* wouldn't go near her.

Posted by: Blood-Vomiting Ebola Zombies at October 22, 2019 05:32 PM (BLD7q)

168 The Democrat party adopts policies that would have Lenin and Stalin saying, "Not so fast, Comrade," and they demand that every Dem candidate endorse every one of those policies, because they're totalitarians and that's what totalitarians do.

And they're surprised that none of their candidates are electable.

Well alrighty, then.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 05:32 PM (sWM8x)

169 bitch can't even navigate stairs
Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (PbpT7)

They'll be modifying the White House to a ranch house!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 05:32 PM (BiNEL)

170 I gotta admit the Restraining Order found an even more annoying big mouthed piece of shit than he is for wife #2. If the Ohio GOP would get off their dead asses and try to defeat him, being around her all the time would surely get that oaf to tune her up for primo tabloid entertainment.
Posted by: Captain Hate

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What a POS this guy is. If the OH eGOP would have put up even a half-hearted fight, we've have gotten someone else.

I am so ashamed of my state.

Texas or Tennessee - soon.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2019 05:32 PM (Y4EXg)

171 When you go to a meeting or a pitch and you have a minute or two before you enter the boardroom you always take a second to make sure that everything is in place and straighten your tie, whatever.

How does someone running for President of the United States not make sure his teeth are glued in before going into a nationally televised debate? You would think he would have some guy whose sole job was tooth checker.

I do not eve think the FEC would think that is an unreasonable expenditure.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:32 PM (HALdu)

172
One caller? A man doing a bad French accent identifying himself as Pierre Delecto

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This must become a moron meme.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2019 05:32 PM (Xm5XV)

173 Someone say 'orgy'??

Posted by: Katie! at October 22, 2019 05:32 PM (ykYG2)

174 131
You mock her but,



Her exoskeleton and reprogramming are complete.



Omar the tent maker has created new and larger smocks to hide the machinery

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (M+Lyo)
Stuxnet virus ftw

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 22, 2019 05:32 PM (5l6gb)

175 Just remember the primaries mean nothing to the DNC. The DNC has the "super delegates" who determine the nominee at the convention.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (mpXpK)

176 This bitch is insane. I had a Democrat lament to me the other day about Trump, but she couldn't bring herself to vote for Hillary in 2016. (This person stayed home).

So what makes this dumbfuck think she could win this time?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (JcXHH)

177 It's not surprising that Hillary may be thinking of running. The Left lacks any self awareness in the least.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (9YKBM)

178 Hell, I'll run. The grift take alone will set me up for life!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (WMmSf)

179 >>How does someone running for President of the United States not make sure his teeth are glued in before going into a nationally televised debate? You would think he would have some guy whose sole job was tooth checker.



The Glue was fine.


Joe insisted on winding them back up during each commercial break.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (fjX/+)

180 i should really try listening to them one day


That song was perfect for the Obama Whitehouse.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (TuUK9)

181 I can't mock The Beast for falling on stairs. I broke my damned ankle stepping off a curb weird.

Oh wait...she claims she broke her toe "running" upstairs, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (ptqGC)

182 Hillary will do a faceplant walking onto the stage. In the process she'll take Creepy Joe out at the knees.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (aCNZ6)

183
A man doing a bad French accent identifying himself as Pierre Delecto

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This must become a moron meme.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

=========

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Posted by: Le Blonde Morticia's Biggest Fan, Not a Sock At All at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (Xm5XV)

184 I am LOLing at the Demfmedia. Ooohh some political hack that Trump fired said something! Oooh we got him now! LOLGF. Free beer tomorrow bitches!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (0W3mK)

185 176 This bitch is insane. I had a Democrat lament to me the other day about Trump, but she couldn't bring herself to vote for Hillary in 2016. (This person stayed home).

So what makes this dumbfuck think she could win this time?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (JcXHH)
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Much like the fools who tout socialism, this time, it will be different!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 05:34 PM (qC1Sy)

186 now the irony about the muh Russia business is it almost all comes from a message board called Hamilton 68, from the alliance for democracy or some such, the head honcho is Michael Chertoff in partnership with the rear admiral and general hayden, well Chertoff happens to have been one of the attorney along with lanny davis for dimitro firtash, who represented a group of European politicians like the former polish prime minister who is also on the board of burisma,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 22, 2019 05:34 PM (x+C/t)

187 It's funny they're so scared of running Lizzie Warren. She's the obvious choice for them, the Last Squaw Standing.

Yeah I think they see her as Hillary without the political momentum or popular husband to draw affection for. Just an unlikable, unqualified, unpleasant harridan that can't win. And worse: she has all the big donors uncomfortable and unhappy because she keeps trying to extort more money from them all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 05:34 PM (KZzsI)

188 Liawatha was here in Chicago today wearing a red tee shirt out on the picket lines with the teachers.

The teachers who get their health insurance and ridiculous pensions from the city of Chicago.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (4ZE6o)

189 Hillary has been fully converted to a Max Headroom AI, complete with tbe stuttering.
Posted by: Allie at October 22, 2019 05:31 PM (Kzgrb)
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The prehensile tail is 90.3% lethal when it strikes.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (YOhRS)

190 Because he's sofaking off-putting, they'd LOSE voters. He's an obnoxious fuck.



Hillary was off putting too. The media just told us she wasn't, and if we still thought so it's because we hate women.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (2I33r)

191 While Clinton is a crook and should hang for her treachery she is more honest than Warren.

The words "Clinton" and "honesty" cannot appear in the same sentence, or for that matter any article.

Besides, when did leaving a trail of dead bodies equate to being "honest"?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (lD3vL)

192 Bring me the blood of the newborns and watch my rebirth!

Posted by: Wormface Milhous Von Thundershart at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (BRpqW)

193 Thinking of all Hillary's gaffs, falls, slips, faints and stupid expressions makes me long for her to run just so we can be entertained by more hilarious gifs.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (jUVms)

194 The conservative case for Hillary Clinton!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (0W3mK)

195 Oh wait...she claims she broke her toe "running" upstairs, right?
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Backwards. She was running up stairs backwards.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (sWM8x)

196 The funny thing with Romney is that he is thinking this is his big chance to run for president, however, he is not considering the downside of a run.

He is thinking "Hey, I run I win I am pres. I run I lose I am a senator." He does not realize the if he runs and loses he winds up being a slightly older, weirder Evan McMullin who is a senator.

If Romney runs and gets his ass handed to him he is goign to have to exile himself to Utah forever.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (HALdu)

197 so everyone's going to ignore her Epstein, FISA gate, Russia Uranium One, and other clinton problems for now? Or that she's a dumb old fat skunk?
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 22, 2019 05:28 PM (FEQY4)

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Remember NPCs are NPCs. That portion of the electorate will do as they are commanded on social media and television. Every time.

Once media and Party functionaries coalesce around a candidate or policy - it's a done deal. The celebrities and newstalkers will fall into the Party line, and the NPCs will follow the commands.

They're completely mindless.

All it would take is for a couple of daytime lady-bitch TV show hosts to do a couple weeks of glowing profiles of brave Americans who've stuck their hands in the dispose-all to show solidarity with the differently abled, and you'd see Leftist NPCs walking around with stumps in no time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (AzW6q)

198 Laugh if you want, but Hillary remains a very formidable adversary.

I was talking to some 11bs with CIBs, and they have good memories of their time under Bill. No eternal wars, adequate funding, and innovated training that created a lean and lethal force that Dubya went and broke in Iraq in Afghanistan.

Don't get me wrong, I would have crawled over broken glass to vote for Trump over Hillary and will do so again, but I'm worried that the rest of the military is going to decide that Trump's rude tweets are just too much to take.

Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at October 22, 2019 05:36 PM (cfSRQ)

199 Hillary/Chelsea

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

200
But seriously, the reason she's leaking (sorry, terminology) that she may run is STRICTLY so she can claim political persecution if/when the shadow of Huber/Horowitz/Durham falls on her.

That's it.

"He has a pattern of doing this -- it happened to Joe Biden, now it's happening to me."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2019 05:36 PM (Xm5XV)

201 Let's increase the clown car number-Get in the race, Eric Holder!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (WI7YS)

202 "But these people, who spoke anonymously to discuss private conversations, say she enjoys the freedom that comes with not being on Cell Block A."

FIFY

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (786Ro)

203 Backwards. She was running up stairs backwards.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (sWM8x)


That's one of the tests Catholic exorcists use when deciding whether a person is demon possessed: Can the afflicted one run up stairs backwards?

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (kD8Fh)

204 The words "Clinton" and "honesty" cannot appear in the same sentence, or for that matter any article.

Besides, when did leaving a trail of dead bodies equate to being "honest"?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (lD3vL)


This.

What the fuck scale are you using? At what point do we really need to start splitting hairs on to sub-humans that lie about absolutely everything possible in the hopes to gain wealth and power?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)

205 I believe its time to let the glory out.

Tanned

Rested

Ready!

Posted by: Al Gore at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (EU5zR)

206 Hillary running would be great! Aside from the obvious reasons, she'd publish her schedule every day and John Durham would find her that much more easily!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (NVYyb)

207 If Hillary runs, Trump can make campaign ads out of her long list of excuses. I would especially want him to use the one where she says that we women voted for Trump because our fathers, husbands, and sons told us to. Insulting us as "deplorables" worked so well. This would be even more effective.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (+lVUW)

208 The words "Clinton" and "honesty" cannot appear in the same sentence, or for that matter any article.

Besides, when did leaving a trail of dead bodies equate to being "honest"?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (lD3vL)



How does that equate to being dishonest? Loots of serial killers admit to murdering dozens. They might be murderers but they are not liars. She is what she is and has never really pretended to be otherwise.

Warren is a bigger liar than Hillary.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (HALdu)

209 Didn't Hillary sort of disqualify herself with normal dems when she spouted her two pronged Russian asset theory?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (jUVms)

210 >>Backwards. She was running up stairs backwards.

In HEELs.
As women do.
*cough*

Posted by: DNC at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (bDqIh)

211 Hillary will get into a cat fight with Tulsi on the debate stage. bitch slapping and hair pulling.

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (a0IVu)

212 Oh wait...she claims she broke her toe "running" upstairs, right?

It was garbled in translation, she had "the Runs".

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (lD3vL)

213 I believe its time to let the glory out.

Tanned

Rested

Ready!
Posted by: Al Gore at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (EU5zR)
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Happy ending in mind.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (YOhRS)

214 Isn't Pierre Delecto a sex act or position or something?

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (t41dG)

215 193 Thinking of all Hillary's gaffs, falls, slips, faints and stupid expressions makes me long for her to run just so we can be entertained by more hilarious gifs.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (jUVms)


Like this one?

https://youtu.be/HGaF-hw9xxI

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (jYnPD)

216

If there's something strange
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Trumpbusters!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 05:38 PM (aKsyK)

217 Soo mama weer all crazee now, won't run, because she couldn't beat Trump with everything against him & she had a Billion $ war chest

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:38 PM (BqBId)

218 Oprah!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 05:38 PM (NVYyb)

219 205 I believe its time to let the glory out.

Al, please, keep the bathrobe closed.

For the love of all that's holy.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:38 PM (kD8Fh)

220 Which Hillary is going to run? The cybernetic version from the future? Or the bad plastic surgery replacement clone? Or maybe the one that gets tossed around like a side o beef.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 05:38 PM (q177U)

221 Have you seen him? Motherfucker's eye is pissing blood and he's eating his own teeth.

lmao!

Posted by: demoncrat at October 22, 2019 05:38 PM (tCKjQ)

222 Hey, whatever happed to John Edwards? He has the hair for it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 05:38 PM (jUVms)

223 Delicious Peter is waiting to be drafted by the Dems.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 22, 2019 05:38 PM (aCNZ6)

224 Backwards. She was running up stairs backwards.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 05:35 PM (sWM8x)

That's one of the tests Catholic exorcists use when deciding whether a person is demon possessed: Can the afflicted one run up stairs backwards?
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Is the afflicted incapable of ordering off a Chipotle Menu without and intermediary?

Posted by: Fr. Bob at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (/nuDC)

225 Backwards. She was running up stairs backwards.
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She's been powering through that broken femur.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (YOhRS)

226 That ad was fucking brilliant.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:25 PM (XzT/D)

To be fair, Trump had some good ones. The man does more with a tweet than half the GOP consultancy does in a week.

Posted by: trev006 at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (x+m9f)

227 Former Secretary of State John F. Kerry, who associates say has wondered aloud about whether he should have run and has found it hard to watch Mr. Biden's missteps, has also been urged to get in...

There's my 100:1 longshot, entering the chute...

Why, just the other day WE were discussing possible late entrants. While I'm not buying him, if I did wind up with him, it's off to the Mexican dog food factory for this claimer.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (Z4rgH)

228 Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at October 22, 2019 05:36 PM (cfSRQ)
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Heh.

Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (RZIhl)

229 It was garbled in translation, she had "the Runs".

lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (dUJdY)

230 Maybe its time for the next generation of grifters. Chelsea for President!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (NVYyb)

231 The Glue was fine.


Joe insisted on winding them back up during each commercial break.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (fjX/+)




Nicely done

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (HALdu)

232 Run, run Hillary!
DNC's gotta take back this town.
Bill, make her hurry
Tell her she can take the freeway down
Run, run Hillary!
Grifting like a merry-go-round.
*guitar licks*


Posted by: Zombie Chuck Berry at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (q1Pj5)

233 No way any Democrat is going to let her run.

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (ZCEU2)

234 and he's eating his own teeth.

Actually that sounds more like Pelosi.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2019 05:39 PM (+lVUW)

235 It's funny they're so scared of running Lizzie Warren. She's the obvious choice for them, the Last Squaw Standing.

Yeah I think they see her as Hillary without the political momentum or popular husband to draw affection for. Just an unlikable, unqualified, unpleasant harridan that can't win. And worse: she has all the big donors uncomfortable and unhappy because she keeps trying to extort more money from them all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 05:34 PM (KZzsI)


Just someone else with the appeal of crab lice the Massholes inflict on the country. Like electing Willard the Latter Day Rat as Governor.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 05:40 PM (y7DUB)

236 he's eating his own teeth.

lmao!
Posted by: demoncrat at October 22, 2019 05:38 PM (tCKjQ)
---
You have a problem with that?

Posted by: Nancy Pantloadsi at October 22, 2019 05:40 PM (YOhRS)

237 That's one of the tests Catholic exorcists use when deciding whether a person is demon possessed: Can the afflicted one run up stairs backwards?

Sideways, and I hardly even need to sprout a new pseudopod.

Posted by: The Thing (still less creepy than Messieu Delecto) at October 22, 2019 05:40 PM (ykYG2)

238 The democrat party:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhKbP87pNME

Billy Crystal - I Hate When That Happens

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

239 Like this one?

https://youtu.be/HGaF-hw9xxI
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (jYnPD)

--------

hhhaahahhhahaha Yes, exactly! Love that one.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 05:40 PM (jUVms)

240 Warren is a bigger liar than Hillary.
Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (HALdu)

It's possible but the lying dial only goes up to eleven and both have reached it so we really don't know for sure.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 05:40 PM (9YKBM)

241 "The conservative case for Hillary Clinton!
Posted by: Minnfidel"


If I could still get hard, that would do it for me.

Posted by: "The Expert" Tom Nichols at October 22, 2019 05:40 PM (OD2ni)

242 Wahahahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 22, 2019 05:40 PM (Fmkqn)

243 So if these democrats think that Corey Booker is a weak candidate who couldn't win, is it because they're racist, or because they're homophobic?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2019 05:40 PM (+lVUW)

244 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (arJlL)

245 Was there any reasonable conclusion regarding what caused Hillary to spasm and jerk around while talking to that reporter (it was like a seizure)?

Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (RZIhl)

246 Mollie @MZHemingway
1h
No one said helping investigations into Ukraine's 2016 meddling and previous corruption was done "to help Trump in 2020." That's Democratic/media spin to help themselves avoid accountability for same.

Josh Jordan @NumbersMuncher
People who admitted Trump used Ukraine aid to force investigations to help Trump in 2020:
Rudy Giuliani
Bill Taylor
Gordon Sondland
Mick Mulvaney
Donald Trump

The "transcript" told us that Trump did it. Those around him tell us he meant it. Will the Senate do anything about it?

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (BqBId)

247 They all know it.


Trump is "probably the most talented politician that we've seen in a long time" --

@JulianCastro

Posted by: Ha at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (keBn8)

248 Didn't she already win in 2016? Isn't she actually the President?

She keeps claiming that, I thought.

lol

This is why I come here.

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (arJlL)

249 Camera pans over to Hilldo, passed out drunk in a recliner with empty gin bottles strewn about...
____________________________________
Incoming ICBMs, Madam President. Uh, Madam President? FKING INCOMING ICBMS'S!!!!

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (JXKKq)

250 It's 3 a.m.

I've got 'sirenes' in my head, but I know that's 2 a.m.

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (NpvYf)

251 Was there any reasonable conclusion regarding what caused Hillary to spasm and jerk around while talking to that reporter (it was like a seizure)?
======
Reporterette was wearing a crucifix necklace - reaction of demoniac to blessed object QED.

Posted by: Fr. Bob at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (lZdEU)

252 Puppet Show

and

Meet Candidate Hillary!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (q1Pj5)

253
Grace: Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (wyL+Z)

254 Who are these people and why are they primary-ing me?

Posted by: Hillary! at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (NpvYf)

255 Was there any reasonable conclusion regarding what caused Hillary to spasm and jerk around while talking to that reporter (it was like a seizure)?
Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (RZIhl)
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Exoskeleton glitching.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (BLD7q)

256 You really have to feel sorry for Huma should Hillary run again.

Kind of hard to imagine how depressing it must have been for her to be stuck in the back of the Scooby Van servicing Hillary in between Chipotle stops and emergency runs to rest rooms.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (HALdu)

257 Not saying aliens, but aliens might work best this yea

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (NVYyb)

258 Josh Jordan @NumbersMuncher
People who admitted Trump used Ukraine aid to force investigations to help Trump in 2020:
Rudy Giuliani
Bill Taylor
Gordon Sondland
Mick Mulvaney
Donald Trump

The "transcript" told us that Trump did it. Those around him tell us he meant it. Will the Senate do anything about it?
Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (BqBId)
---
Damn what you people use for a brain I wouldn't even wipe my toilet with.

Posted by: Nancy Pantloadsi at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (YOhRS)

259 Was there any reasonable conclusion regarding what caused Hillary to spasm and jerk around while talking to that reporter (it was like a seizure)?
======
Reporterette was wearing a crucifix necklace - reaction of demoniac to blessed object QED.
=======================

I am sitting in my office laughing pretty hard at that response.

Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 05:43 PM (RZIhl)

260 To be honest, I think if that rich starbucks guy, Schultz would team up with senatrix from MN, Klobuchar they may have a winning ticket.

They would have a "successful businessman" and a "lifelong public servant". They would have a woman on th ballot. They'd have some Midwest cred. And he could self-fund until they start getting the cash from donors.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 22, 2019 05:43 PM (xptlg)

261 Please mr. please, don't play be-17
It was our song, it was his song, but it's over
Please mr. please, if you know what I mean
I don't ever wanna hear that song again

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary at October 22, 2019 05:43 PM (kLDv+)

262 Sherrod Brown?

LOLGF

Posted by: MSM at October 22, 2019 05:43 PM (FiUMj)

263 They all know it.


Trump is "probably the most talented politician that we've seen in a long time" --

@JulianCastro

Posted by: Ha at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (keBn
*****
Shorter version Rich & Honest

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:43 PM (BqBId)

264 Was there any reasonable conclusion regarding what caused Hillary to spasm and jerk around while talking to that reporter (it was like a seizure)?
Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (RZIhl)
------
Exoskeleton glitching.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (BLD7q)
---
I heard it was side effects from the combat drug.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:43 PM (YOhRS)

265 Exoskeleton glitching.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 05:42 PM (BLD7q)

=========
Chinese made software upgraded itself right at that very moment. Rough timing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (NVYyb)

266 Isn't Pierre Delecto a sex act or position or something?
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM

Missionary?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (0W3mK)

267 I ain't dead yet youngins!

Posted by: Jimmah the Peanut Farmer at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (BRpqW)

268 Which Hillary is going to run? The cybernetic version from the future? Or the bad plastic surgery replacement clone? Or maybe the one that gets tossed around like a side o beef.
Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 05:38 PM (q177U)


the one sponsored by Hoveround"

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (M+Lyo)

269 Pelosi's speakership wrecked the democrats in 2010 and it looks as though 2020 will be a repeat.

Posted by: 13times at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (K3B2k)

270 "Kind of hard to imagine how depressing it must have been for her to be stuck in the back of the Scooby Van servicing Hillary in between Chipotle stops and emergency runs to rest rooms.
Posted by: not"


Not to mention the dreading next bombshell the NY Post would drop about her husband.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (OD2ni)

271 Rosario Dawson is in Zombieland 2. She plays a MILF who wants to bone Woody Harrelson. I could believe her in that role.

I can't believe Dawson in the role of someone who wants to bone Cory Booker. Sooner or later she's going to be caught on camera holding hands with a white dude and/or laughing about what a queen Cory is.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (ykYG2)

272 211
Hillary will get into a cat fight with Tulsi on the debate stage. bitch slapping and hair pulling.

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (a0IVu)

---
Tulsi also worries me. She's smart, pretty and not at all part of a weird Hare Krisna cult that follows her all over the place.

And if she is, as a combat-tested warrior, I respect her faith tradition. That's what America is about, the freedom to hang out in a cult and make kids watch drag queens. Those are the very blessings of liberty that my fellow 11bs who all hold CIBs are fighting to defend.

I'm pretty sure that if drag queen story hour was outlawed, the whole military would pretty much drop out.

Tulsi or Hillary is going to be a tough call for my battalion because they hate Trump's tweets so much. Pay raises, better training and new equipment can't offset the very real pain he causes when he attacks solid reporters like Jake Tapper.

Just yesterday a retired SFC with a CIB and Silver Star on the bring of tears, demanding to know why Trump's people won't go on CNN! That's what we fought for, dammit. And Trump just acts like no one cares.

It's going to hurt him next November.

Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (cfSRQ)

273 Nobody wants Klobuchar.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (HALdu)

274 Was there any reasonable conclusion regarding what caused Hillary to spasm and jerk around while talking to that reporter (it was like a seizure)?
======
Reporterette was wearing a crucifix necklace - reaction of demoniac to blessed object QED.
=======================

I am sitting in my office laughing pretty hard at that response.
====
Bless you. Don't forget to put a little extra in the collection plate come Sunday!

Posted by: Fr. Bob at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (/nuDC)

275 197:

"
Remember NPCs are NPCs. That portion of the electorate will do as they are commanded on social media and television. Every time.

Once media and Party functionaries coalesce around a candidate or policy - it's a done deal. The celebrities and newstalkers will fall into the Party line, and the NPCs will follow the commands.

They're completely mindless.

All it would take is for a couple of daytime lady-bitch TV show hosts to do a couple weeks of glowing profiles of brave Americans who've stuck their hands in the dispose-all to show solidarity with the differently abled, and you'd see Leftist NPCs walking around with stumps in no time."

All correct except the pluralization of "week."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (iw59Q)

276 43 I mean, if you have to turn the whole thing upside-down and shake it violently and you STILL can't find a candidate... Wow.
Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (DQebX)

hahahaha

Posted by: m at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (1vjNQ)

277 @SenRomney
45 Seconds Ago

After much consideration, I have decided it is for the good of the country that I will step in and fill the void of an eligible old white male Democrat to run and beat Trump.

I'm in bitches!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:45 PM (FiUMj)

278 "The "transcript" told us that Trump did it. Those around him tell us he meant it. Will the Senate do anything about it?
Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (BqBId")"


Is Bill Wynn back?

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 22, 2019 05:45 PM (OD2ni)

279 >>>Isn't Pierre Delecto a sex act or position or something?
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at October 22, 2019 05:37 PM (t41dG)

It's more like a "lifestyle choice."

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 05:45 PM (q177U)

280 Klobuchar has resting I'll Cut a Bitch face. She'll never be president.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

281 It's possible but the lying dial only goes up to eleven and both have reached it so we really don't know for sure.

With these folks, there really is no viable metric that can be understood by Normals.

Hypocricy, lies, sedition, murder are not vices, these things are tools.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 05:45 PM (lD3vL)

282 http://bit.ly/2Je8HV4
*******
Democrat Katie Hill Denies Affairs with Staffers Despite Photographic Evidence
*******
These people are soooooo stupid it hurts

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:45 PM (BqBId)

283 What Mormon politician isn't loathsome ?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (lD3vL)


Orrin Hatch was a good guy.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:46 PM (kD8Fh)

284 Why not Adam Schiff? It'll be fun!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 05:46 PM (NVYyb)

285 Democrats who have recently spoken with Mrs. Clinton say she shares the same concerns other party elites have about the field -- worried about... Warren's liberal politics


Say what???

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 05:46 PM (786Ro)

286 Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (BqBId)
---
You funnee!

Posted by: Margaret Cho at October 22, 2019 05:46 PM (sWM8x)

287
After much consideration, I have decided it is for the good of the country that I will step in and fill the void of an eligible old white male Democrat to run and beat Trump.

I think you should Mitt. I think you're a genius and the right person for the job. You can count on my support!

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 05:46 PM (0W3mK)

288 282 http://bit.ly/2Je8HV4
*******
Democrat Katie Hill Denies Affairs with Staffers Despite Photographic Evidence
*******
These people are soooooo stupid it hurts
Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:45 PM (BqBId)

___

BITCH SET ME UP!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:46 PM (FiUMj)

289 Is Bill Wynn back?

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 22, 2019 05:45 PM (OD2ni)

It's derp after being off his meds.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 05:46 PM (jYnPD)

290 http://bit.ly/2Je8HV4
*******
Democrat Katie Hill Denies Affairs with Staffers Despite Photographic Evidence
*******
These people are soooooo stupid it hurts
Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:45 PM (BqBId)
---
You saw nothing.
nothing.
nothing.

Posted by: CNN at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (YOhRS)

291 >>Isn't Pierre Delecto a sex act or position or something?

"Lucky Pierre"

Posted by: DNC at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (bDqIh)

292 Another rat seems to be getting mouthy.

>>(Claire Russel, Liberty Headlines) Former U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch said Democrats must openly support the "rising tide of impeachment," adding that congressional leadership can't be the only ones leading the charge against President Donald Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y6ars9d8

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)

293 Oh please run. Please run

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (85Gof)

294 I sae Eye Is Pissing Blood open for Reckless Kelly at Emo's Austin in '98.

Posted by: ShainS at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (mK7EU)

295 the link to what I was referring,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (x+C/t)

296 *******

Democrat Katie Hill Denies Affairs with Staffers Despite Photographic Evidence

*******


It's just a flesh wound. I've had worse. Have at you!

Posted by: Katie Hill at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (q1Pj5)

297 Warren's liberal politics
===
this is code for wall street limo liberals are talking about voting for trump . . .

Posted by: simplemind at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (D3liS)

298 Democrat Katie Hill Denies Affairs with Staffers Despite Photographic Evidence



Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:45 PM (BqBId)

Pics, or it happened.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 05:48 PM (jYnPD)

299 Another rat seems to be getting mouthy.

>>(Claire Russel, Liberty Headlines) Former U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch said Democrats must openly support the "rising tide of impeachment," adding that congressional leadership can't be the only ones leading the charge against President Donald Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y6ars9d8
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)

Hey we could hold the impeachment on her plane on the runway

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 05:48 PM (85Gof)

300 Former U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch said Democrats must openly support the "rising tide of impeachment," adding that congressional leadership can't be the only ones leading the charge against President Donald Trump.

___

Uhm hello? Right here! The fuck, are we invisible?

Posted by: MSM, Hollywood, Music Industry, Fashion Magazines at October 22, 2019 05:48 PM (FiUMj)

301 Not to all kinda 'deep' here but this is pretty much a direct result of the Obama Era : No governors with any chops and the Senators all way left .Thankfully Michelle is to lazy and self-centered to step up and Do the Right Thing Reelect The President Trump 2020

Posted by: jaytrain at October 22, 2019 05:48 PM (eh3OZ)

302 But seriously, the reason she's leaking (sorry, terminology) that she may run is STRICTLY so she can claim political persecution if/when the shadow of Huber/Horowitz/Durham falls on her.

That's it.

"He has a pattern of doing this -- it happened to Joe Biden, now it's happening to me."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2019 05:36 PM (Xm5XV)
======

I agree. She's such a disgusting, conniving whore.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 22, 2019 05:48 PM (JcXHH)

303 Nobody wants Klobuchar.
Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (HALdu)


It sounds like something you get a shot for

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2019 05:48 PM (M+Lyo)

304 "Nobody wants Klobuchar.
Posted by: not "


I'd hit it. Hic.

Posted by: Hillary at October 22, 2019 05:48 PM (OD2ni)

305 This time Hilldogger should run dressed head to toe in black leather and shout "I'm baaaackkkk!" at her campaign stops

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 05:48 PM (NVYyb)

306 Eye pissing blood and eating his own teeth LOL

Posted by: steevy at October 22, 2019 05:48 PM (KNsKs)

307 Fr. Bob at October 22, 2019 05:44 PM (/nuDC)
==========================

I figured that would come up sooner or later.

Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 05:49 PM (RZIhl)

308 The Dems need a 78 year old Michael Bloomberg for a candidate.

Or the 72 year old Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 05:49 PM (+0uDE)

309 Tulsi is electable. She's using the Trump playbook. A lot of Dems that voted for Trump would vote for her. A lot of women who voted for Trump would vote for her.
She's the dangerous type of Derm. She's as lefty as the rest but doesn't seem so.

Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2019 05:49 PM (gaHzY)

310 >>Hey we could hold the impeachment on her plane on the runway

After we talk about grandkids and golf.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:49 PM (ZLI7S)

311 President Trump was asking to look into 2016, not anything in the future.
As some blogger said, I'm running for the Presidency the rest of my life so there will be no investigations into anything previously in my life.

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 05:49 PM (ZCEU2)

312 One term is enough, Mrs. Causescu.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 22, 2019 05:49 PM (XeB9R)

313 175 Just remember the primaries mean nothing to the DNC. The DNC has the "super delegates" who determine the nominee at the convention.
Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (mpXpK)

Sort of like an Electoral College of delegates?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 22, 2019 05:50 PM (jp0Bv)

314 >>Democrat Katie Hill Denies Affairs with Staffers Despite Photographic Evidence

First, what is a normal explanation for nekkid hair-brushing a young staffer????

B, time for Red State to release the other pictures.

Posted by: DNC at October 22, 2019 05:50 PM (bDqIh)

315 this is code for wall street limo liberals are talking about voting for trump . . .

Posted by: simplemind at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (D3liS)

---
It's not just Wall Street.

The Dems are now the party of the super-rich. That's why the banks were left intact and the Fed juiced stocks for Obama's entire term.

Warren is enough of a lunatic that they fear she might actually just confiscate everything.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 05:50 PM (cfSRQ)

316 Another rat seems to be getting mouthy.

>>(Claire Russel, Liberty Headlines) Former U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch said Democrats must openly support the "rising tide of impeachment," adding that congressional leadership can't be the only ones leading the charge against President Donald Trump.
=====
So its supposedly illegal for Trump to investigate the illegal crimes of a political candidate, but its totes fine for people who are the targets of criminal investigation to conspire to impeach the guy doing the investigating.

At what point can we just start kicking people's ass because they just too stupid to be humored any longer? Serious question.

Posted by: simplemind at October 22, 2019 05:50 PM (C6xeQ)

317 Former U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch said Democrats must openly
support the "rising tide of impeachment," adding that congressional
leadership can't be the only ones leading the charge against President
Donald Trump.



https://tinyurl.com/y6ars9d8

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)

========

yeah, yeah, yeah...

Get back, Loretta. Get back to where you belong. Leavenworth.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 05:50 PM (NVYyb)

318 Wow Katie Hill is kinda cute, but what a whore.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 05:51 PM (0W3mK)

319 simplemind

Two weeks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 22, 2019 05:51 PM (u82oZ)

320 Is Gary Hartpence still alive?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 22, 2019 05:51 PM (flINI)

321 Surprised Whitehouse is not running

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 05:51 PM (5yFgt)

322 245
Was there any reasonable conclusion regarding what caused Hillary to
spasm and jerk around while talking to that reporter (it was like a
seizure)?


gimbal lock

Posted by: Quaternions are your Friends at October 22, 2019 05:52 PM (sGtp+)

323 She's the dangerous type of Derm. She's as lefty as the rest but doesn't seem so.

Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2019 05:49 PM (gaHzY)


She started out centrist, going against her own party on the LGBT issue for example, and also criticizing the Demonrat Senators for attacking a Judicial nominee's membership in Knights of Columbus, saying it was religious bigotry. Her natural position is centrist, but she is shifting left for political reasons.

So she is not our friend.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:52 PM (kD8Fh)

324 It's not just Wall Street.

The Dems are now the party of the super-rich. That's why the banks were left intact and the Fed juiced stocks for Obama's entire term.

Warren is enough of a lunatic that they fear she might actually just confiscate everything.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 05:50 PM (cfSRQ)

___

A lot of Bernie types are mad at Obama for leaving Wall St alone. Can't blame them really. He promised them a revolution after all.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:52 PM (FiUMj)

325 309
Tulsi is electable. She's using the Trump playbook. A lot of Dems that
voted for Trump would vote for her. A lot of women who voted for Trump
would vote for her.
She's the dangerous type of Derm. She's as lefty as the rest but doesn't seem so.

Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2019 05:49 PM (gaHzY)

---
No, she's a total nut, and under close questioning will happily admit it.

Right now she gets a pass because she's the one on the attack and The Party is just trying to ignore her. I think Hillary's broadside was the 'bat signal' for the press to take her out.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 05:52 PM (cfSRQ)

326 Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)
*****
surprised they are all worried since a bunch of people here think nothing is gonna happen.

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:52 PM (BqBId)

327 They keep replacing Hillary with more exoskeleton...well pretty soon it's all exoskeleton, with some fleshy bits being used as a kind of meat sock.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 05:52 PM (q177U)

328 "Former U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch said Democrats must openly

support the "rising tide of impeachment," adding that congressional

leadership can't be the only ones leading the charge against President

Donald Trump."
What does she want? The GOP is already onboard.

Posted by: 13times at October 22, 2019 05:52 PM (K3B2k)

329 Of course Dems going with who you going to believe me or your lying eyes.

Ilhan Omar is still going with the Republican conspiracy theory that she is banging her campaign consultant.

It works for them why not.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (ZfRYq)

330 Tulsi is not electable in the Democrat Party as currently constituted, however. That's why she'll never get over 2%. The more sense she makes, the more they hate her for it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (Kpl3J)

331 Here's the problem that the democrats face in places like Michigan.
You have democrats who are members of the free shit army who also love identity politics, because it justifies their living off the backs of the taxpayers.

Then you have democrats who don't like welfare or identity politics, but they resent rich people, whom they identify with the republican party.

It's difficult for the democrats to come up with a candidate who appeals to both groups of democrats.

One of Hillary's mistakes was taking money from Goldman Sachs, causing her to be identified with the hated rich. Another was picking welfare democrats over working democrats.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (+lVUW)

332 First, what is a normal explanation for nekkid hair-brushing a young staffer????

B, time for Red State to release the other pictures.
Posted by: DNC at October 22, 2019 05:50 PM

Apparently she was part of a "throuple" with her husband with her. She was also apparently banging a male staffer outside of the "throuple". I found my thrill...on Katie Hill..Skeez.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (0W3mK)

333 "I am sitting in my office laughing pretty hard at that response."

What?
Never seen the pics of both Shrillery and the spawn wearing necklaces with upside down crosses on them?

Posted by: teej at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (I0I+D)

334 simplemind

Two weeks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog
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*golf clap*

Thank you for giving my question the response that it deserved.

Posted by: simplemind at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (dNzvn)

335 there's always... Gavin Newsome.


hahahahahaha!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (NVYyb)

336 I think they should ALL run. Knife fight on the DNC floor, and when the blood and recriminations implode the conventkon they should ALL run as independents...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (zoyKY)

337 >>People who admitted Trump used Ukraine aid to force investigations to help Trump in 2020:
Rudy Giuliani
Bill Taylor
Gordon Sondland
Mick Mulvaney
Donald Trump

This is what I'm talking about the media lying right to our faces and far too many people are just rolling over and buying it instead of calling them lying shitbags.

It's right in the call transcript. At no time did Trump mention the 2020 election, he asked Zelensky to assist in an ongoing investigation of things that had already been done in Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)

338 John Brennan 2020! CIA to CYA.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (RqQOX)

339 Tulsi Gabbard is Joey Bidet with a shotgun knee-capping other Presidential hopefulls.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (5yFgt)

340 The media had a lot of people believing Obama was 'moderate'.

They would do the same with Tulsi.

A lot of people would vote for Tulsi for historic first woman President.

Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2019 05:54 PM (gaHzY)

341 Wow Katie Hill is kinda cute, but what a whore.
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 05:51 PM (0W3mK)


She's very average, but yes. Lying about the first affair. Brings in the husband to make it "all better." Then tells them she needs to focus on her job and starts a lesbo relationship with ANOTHER staffer.

Man.....she should work for BangBros.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 05:54 PM (Zz0t1)

342 Colin Powell.

Mark my words!

Posted by: sinmi at October 22, 2019 05:54 PM (OZ/DT)

343 Kallisto-

I saw your message on the gardening Thread.

Thanks.

P.S.

I hope you have short arms !

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 05:54 PM (arJlL)

344 Can I get me a ball wax in here?

Posted by: Silky Pony at October 22, 2019 05:55 PM (sWM8x)

345 Hillary is so helpful for the other candidates ... and only old handsy Joe is acceptable to her ... "but gosh darnit it, Joe just seems so frail and his mind so weak, and he has all that graft. I might just have to come save the day from the Russian assets and retards".

yeah, Clinton has no energy, certainly not for the primaries, and the Bernie Bots still hate her for rigging the last election. Witch Hilda would need to be escorted to the front of the line, then have her mafia take out Trump ... then she can swagger in to her rightly place on the throne. She'll need more infant blood transfusions to keep her alive that long, but her mind is already poisoned ... Putin's (or some enemy covering their tracks) polonium getting to her finally?

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2019 05:55 PM (Cus5s)

346 Posted by: sinmi at October 22, 2019 05:54 PM (OZ/DT)
******
He is as sharp a a butter knife, Trump would carve him up like a Turkey on Thanksgiving

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:56 PM (BqBId)

347 315:

"It's not just Wall Street.

The Dems are now the party of the super-rich. That's why the banks were left intact and the Fed juiced stocks for Obama's entire term.

Warren is enough of a lunatic that they fear she might actually just confiscate everything."

I live in an open primary state and plan to cross over and vote for Bernie or Liz or whoever is the more likely Red for this very reason. If the stars were disastrously to misalign and somehow Trump were to be removed from office, I would vote to put Bernie or Lizzie or another Red into the White House simply to watch these maggots squirm.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 22, 2019 05:56 PM (iw59Q)

348 First, what is a normal explanation for nekkid hair-brushing a young staffer????

Posted by: DNC at October 22, 2019 05:50 PM (bDqIh)
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You're talking about the blowjobs-from-pages party here.

Posted by: CNN at October 22, 2019 05:56 PM (YOhRS)

349 I have dutifully read the sidebar and have researched Amber Heard's nipples.
She has two.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 05:56 PM (axyOa)

350 What about that chick from Arizona? Sinema?

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 05:56 PM (a0IVu)

351 I stand with Amber and from now on will only appear in public topless.

Posted by: Hills at October 22, 2019 05:56 PM (2N7oZ)

352 well, there was this:

theweek.com/articles/801606/how-hillary-clinton-could-win-2020

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 22, 2019 05:56 PM (ZqRa6)

353 Mittels Rombley/Colon Bowels 2020?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 05:56 PM (5yFgt)

354 Rested and Ready, bitches.

Posted by: Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Comacho at October 22, 2019 05:57 PM (WjcFW)

355 Dangerous times call for Dangerous people.

Anthony Weiner. Eric Holder.

Weiner / Holder 2020.

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 05:57 PM (sPO/s)

356 Can't Hillary just 'deem' herself the nominee? I do remember reading a quote from her hellspawn saying she, Chelsea, had no interest in running a campaign but if an office opened up and was handed to her, presumably on a satin pillow, I guess, she would take the office. I guess I am assuming that Hillary would accept the nomination by acclamation. And I imagine the Pope would be willing to handle the coronation. Unfortunately there is the problem of Hillary bursting into flames if she sets foot in a church but they could probably doing it outdoors.

Posted by: JB1000 at October 22, 2019 05:57 PM (1NxC3)

357 I Love the quote "If they thought they could win they would enter the primary."

If you THOUGHT you could win why are you already not in the Primary.

The correct answer if "If I thought I could win I would jump in the primary, so I could be crushed as bad as Dukakis was in 1992 by the Juggernaught that is the Trump 2020.

However Hillary might jump in so she can publish her next book. Working title "It happened again."

Posted by: Picric at October 22, 2019 05:57 PM (nonGu)

358 Good, glad they are having trouble with the ultra libs they have been embracing as demigods these last few years.

Of course, we went through it last time, and came up with Trump, who turned out to be awesome.
And I want all of her emails to be made public the day Hillary announces, if she does so.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 05:57 PM (r+sAi)

359 The media had a lot of people believing Obama was 'moderate'.

They would do the same with Tulsi.

A lot of people would vote for Tulsi for historic first woman President.


Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2019 05:54 PM (gaHzY)

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They've gotten their orders. She's to be destroyed. Too many big shots are threatened by her.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 22, 2019 05:57 PM (cfSRQ)

360 Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM

Which is why the dems want to do all this bullshit in private. So they can control the narrative and process and leak what they want. See today as exhibit A. Most people I think are fed up with this shit. The dems are trying a hail Mary and it's going to fail.

Posted by: MInnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:57 PM (0W3mK)

361 The Dems could win, if they selected a candidate that isn't fucking crazy.

Unfortunately they are all fucking crazy. And so is the Dem electorate.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 22, 2019 05:57 PM (noE+3)

362 Oh, please run, Skankles. Please.

You think you get schlonged the last time around? When Teh Donald is finished with you, you'll feel like you've been gang-banged by zombie John Holmes and his undead Schlong Pack.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (Ki5SV)

363 I think John Kerry is only 76 years old.

You know that Jimmy Carter is still eligible for another term!

Peanut Power 2020!!!

Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (+0uDE)

364 First, what is a normal explanation for nekkid hair-brushing a young staffer????

Posted by: DNC at October 22, 2019 05:50 PM (bDqIh)


RedState says they have more images where she's in some "more intimate" positions with the staffer.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)

365 "Democrat Katie Hill Denies Affairs with Staffers Despite Photographic Evidence"

"Ohhh, you mean THAT penis. Never seen it before and it tasted kind of better anyway"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (ykYG2)

366 Hillary could not run for anything even if a taxi dropped off 10 yards in front of the finish line.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (1g7ch)

367 >>She's very average, but yes. Lying about the first affair. Brings in the husband to make it "all better." Then tells them she needs to focus on her job and starts a lesbo relationship with ANOTHER staffer.


The second affair was with a male staffer, and she lied about that for 1 year before the husband and female staffer-lover found out.

She's a f#cking mess, and a liar, amoral, untrustworthy, etc. She does not belong in Congress, let alone taking over a Committee from dead Elijah Cummings.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (bDqIh)

368 "I meant 'bitter'." -- Katie

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (ykYG2)

369 I can't believe the Dems don't want to show us all how it would have been so much better to have Hillary as our president these last few years.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (YOhRS)

370 132 Homos all.
Posted by: Tulsi, buy my swimsuit calender at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (BRpqW)

We seriously have the best snark on the internet.

Posted by: m at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (1vjNQ)

371 When in doubt, get the billionaire garden gnome in there to sort shit out.

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary at October 22, 2019 05:59 PM (kLDv+)

372 They would do the same with Tulsi.

A lot of people would vote for Tulsi for historic first woman President.


Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2019 05:54 PM (gaHzY)


Google and YouTube are already squashing her in search results. They will not allow her to be the candidate.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 05:59 PM (Zz0t1)

373 Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM

That's a fancy way of saying she's a whore.

Posted by: MInnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:59 PM (0W3mK)

374
This is what I'm talking about the media lying
right to our faces and far too many people are just rolling over and
buying it instead of calling them lying shitbags.



It's right in the call transcript. At no time did Trump mention the
2020 election, he asked Zelensky to assist in an ongoing investigation
of things that had already been done in Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)

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This.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 05:59 PM (NVYyb)

375 Weiner / Holder 2020.

lmao! I'm glad I'm not at work right now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 05:59 PM (dUJdY)

376 And then there's this oldie but goldie of our gal trying to navigate down stairs in India:

https://tinyurl.com/y73wyejn

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 05:59 PM (oiNtH)

377 I hope and pray one of the Dem nutters goes all third party on their asses.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 22, 2019 05:59 PM (LOq4H)

378 She's a f#cking mess, and a liar, amoral, untrustworthy, etc. She does not belong in Congress, let alone taking over a Committee from dead Elijah Cummings.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (bDqIh)
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And she's now blaming the husband she cheated on with another male staffer.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:59 PM (YOhRS)

379 If you can't be with the ones you love, love the ones you're with!

Posted by: Katie Hill at October 22, 2019 06:00 PM (q1Pj5)

380 Pick me! I'm part of the clique, and I can convincingly speak bullshit!

Posted by: Admiral McRaven at October 22, 2019 06:00 PM (8ts9m)

381 the other problem the demonrats has is finding someone willing to take on Trump.

They're frightened that he might stand behind them during a debate. Doesn't take much to intimidate these people.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2019 06:00 PM (+lVUW)

382 The repubs had their revolution and picked Trump. Unconventional, irascible, Trump.

They could win by picking a moderate democrat - peel off enough republicans to make it work, and give the hard left no where to go. But the hard left knows this, and after Bernie got the shaft last time from the keepers of the flame, are having none of it. So they will force the party hard left. And Trump, wins.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 22, 2019 06:00 PM (noE+3)

383 The second affair was with a male staffer, and she lied about that for 1 year before the husband and female staffer-lover found out.

She's a f#cking mess, and a liar, amoral, untrustworthy, etc. She does not belong in Congress, let alone taking over a Committee from dead Elijah Cummings.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (bDqIh)


IT'S ALL SO CONFUSING!!!!!!!

Still, I see a BangBros production in her near future.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)

384 She's a f#cking mess, and a liar, amoral, untrustworthy, etc. She does not belong in Congress, let alone taking over a Committee from dead Elijah Cummings.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (bDqIh)

Au contraire, she is almost the perfect replacement for Cummings!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 06:00 PM (BiNEL)

385 Republicans who can't be bothered to defend Trump should be branding the Dems with Hill and Omar.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 06:00 PM (ZfRYq)

386 She's a f#cking mess, and a liar, amoral,
untrustworthy, etc. She does not belong in Congress, let alone taking
over a Committee from dead Elijah Cummings.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (bDqIh)

Eh, nothing I wouldn't have done.

Posted by: Zombie Elijah Cummings at October 22, 2019 06:00 PM (2N7oZ)

387 A man doing a bad French accent identifying himself as Pierre Delecto

========

This must become a moron meme.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia



Zis idea. I like. Wee.

Posted by: Jean Luc Amazingue at October 22, 2019 06:01 PM (sPO/s)

388 Anthony Wiener! Tanned rested and ready!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 06:01 PM (0W3mK)

389 She's a f#cking mess, and a liar, amoral, untrustworthy, etc.
---
My kinda girl!

Posted by: Billy Bob Clinton at October 22, 2019 06:01 PM (sWM8x)

390 It's right in the call transcript. At no time did Trump mention the
2020 election, he asked Zelensky to assist in an ongoing investigation
of things that had already been done in Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)


So what do we make of this "displomats" testimony today. Just another lying shitbag I presume.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 22, 2019 06:01 PM (dUJdY)

391 Posted by: Tulsi, buy my swimsuit calender at October 22, 2019 05:29 PM (BRpqW)

We seriously have the best snark on the internet.
Posted by: m at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (1vjNQ)


A significant number of us would buy the calendar, though.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:01 PM (Zz0t1)

392
Unfortunately they are all fucking crazy. And so is the Dem electorate.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 22, 2019 05:57 PM (noE+3)


--------

This is the crux of the Country's problems.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 06:01 PM (jUVms)

393 >>Nobody wants Klobuchar.


Her husband is gonna be real upset when she gets off the campaign trail.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 06:02 PM (fjX/+)

394 And she's now blaming the husband she cheated on with another male staffer.
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:59 PM

It's just this damn war and that lying sonofabitch Trump!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 06:02 PM (0W3mK)

395 I hear Mittens is available

Posted by: ALH at October 22, 2019 06:02 PM (f7Tfe)

396 Steiner will come.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 22, 2019 06:02 PM (CGwmU)

397 If you can't be with the ones you love, love the ones you're with!
Posted by: Katie Hill at October 22, 2019 06:00 PM (q1Pj5)
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And sometimes if you can.

Posted by: Katie Hill at October 22, 2019 06:02 PM (YOhRS)

398 168 The Democrat party adopts policies that would have Lenin and Stalin saying, "Not so fast, Comrade," and they demand that every Dem candidate endorse every one of those policies, because they're totalitarians and that's what totalitarians do.

And they're surprised that none of their candidates are electable.

Well alrighty, then.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

Meade, you nailed it!

Posted by: KungPow at October 22, 2019 06:02 PM (vfaal)

399 A lot of people would vote for Tulsi for historic first woman President.
Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2019 05:54 PM (gaHzY)

Most of the donk women I know will not vote for a youngish woman better looking than them, they will only vote for Hillary or Warren. They want a rematch and another chance to vote Hillary

I knew GOP women who stayed home because Palin was on the ticket. They could have easily voted for Kay Bailey Hutchison in the VP spot, but they hated Sarah

Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 06:02 PM (U7k5w)

400 It's decided then: we go with Romney, the unity candidate!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 06:02 PM (NVYyb)

401 Tasty

@AnnieAshFields

BREAKING: @SidneyPowell1 has filed a brief under seal she describes as "stunning." She is hoping to have it properly redacted & made public sometime today. #SpyGate

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 06:02 PM (ZLI7S)

402 Bloomberg can put Jerry Brown on the ticket with him.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 06:03 PM (4iUnQ)

403 A significant number of us would buy the calendar, though.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:01 PM

Butterface 2020!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 06:03 PM (0W3mK)

404 The problem is their agenda is destructive to our country, anti American, anti life, high tax, only friendly to illegal immigrants, and they don't have anyone who can tally a cult of personality and distract voters from the giant turd.

Posted by: Indirect Fire at October 22, 2019 06:03 PM (8ts9m)

405 It is funny how trump, crazy trump, holds values and policies that are actually not that controversial.

Control illegal immigration? Maybe reduce some of the immigration from hard Muslim countries?

Get the euros to pay roe for their own defense?

Not let the U.S. get sucked into pointless wars.

Get a better deal with China.

More spending on infrastructure?

Less regulations?

there really isn't that much that is radical.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (noE+3)

406 Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)

The thing that scares me is that even reasonably intelligent people that don't follow this in detail can be mislead by the unending anti-Trump press barrage!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (BiNEL)

407
"It's not just Wall Street.

The Dems are now the party of the super-rich. That's why the banks were left intact and the Fed juiced stocks for Obama's entire term.

Warren is enough of a lunatic that they fear she might actually just confiscate everything."

I live in an open primary state and plan to cross over and vote for Bernie or Liz or whoever is the more likely Red for this very reason. If the stars were disastrously to misalign and somehow Trump were to be removed from office, I would vote to put Bernie or Lizzie or another Red into the White House simply to watch these maggots squirm.

------------

I am caucusing for the crazies next year.

Operation Chaos 2020.

Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (+0uDE)

408 >>And she's now blaming the husband she cheated on with another male staffer.


Roast Blames Spit, Film at 11.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (fjX/+)

409 Before the next Democrat debate the public has a right to see the Warren Seven Year Agricultural Plan. We need to know how much wheat the government intends to grow.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (NVYyb)

410 That side-story on S.W.A.T. with the 90lb, no-way-could-she-actually-be-a-cop girl was supposed to make you bastards love me by now!

Posted by: Katie Hill at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (sPO/s)

411 >>That's a fancy way of saying she's a whore.

She's not just a whore. Like Omar, she cannot separate her personal life from her professional life, and with that comes House ethics violations (I know), legit sexual harassment, and likely campaign finance and Congressional office finance issues.
A stupid, sloppy, criminal whore.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (bDqIh)

412 No matter how moderate within the month of running they will sound like the 2nd coming of Karl Marx

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (ZCEU2)

413 Steiner will come.
Posted by: BourbonChicken


Apparently so will Katie

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (ykYG2)

414 I would vote for Tulsi over Romney.

I don't really care that she's a psycho liberal, so is Romney. At least Tulsi is easy on the eyes and would probably wink seductively at me when she visited me at the conservative-internment camps late at night for a little conservative fantasy role-playing.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (aktsl)

415 Another rat seems to be getting mouthy.

>>(Claire Russel, Liberty Headlines) Former U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch said Democrats must openly support the "rising tide of impeachment," adding that congressional leadership can't be the only ones leading the charge against President Donald Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y6ars9d8
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)


Agressors in coups always go for the pretense of a legal fig leaf, this one chooses 'impeachment', I suggest the proponents be countered with ad hoc tribunals for treason.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (1g7ch)

416 Run, Hillary, Run

LOLGF

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 06:05 PM (nRWPy)

417 Pick me! All three feet of me!

Posted by: "Tiny" Bloomberg at October 22, 2019 06:05 PM (8ts9m)

418 Klobuchar is one of the least crazy of the clown show. She's also got zero charisma and is as exiting as watching paint dry.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 06:05 PM (0W3mK)

419 IT'S ALL SO CONFUSING!!!!!!!

I tried reading their texts, it was just ridiculous and 50 seconds of my life I'll never get back. They're all just skeevy.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 06:05 PM (kD8Fh)

420 The dems and media lied about the Russian collusion, not surprised they would lie about the Ukraine call. They'll lie about something else next week. or next minute.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 06:05 PM (r+sAi)

421 Somebody is leaking very helpful information to Sidney Powell and the Deep State Central Committee is probably going batshit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 06:05 PM (NVYyb)

422 Sidney Powell seems like a woman who does not. Mess. Around.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 06:06 PM (sWM8x)

423 there really isn't that much that is radical.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (noE+3)

My good man, anything that imperils the flow of graft is a radical departure from long established American norms!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 06:06 PM (BiNEL)

424 Before the next Democrat debate the public has a right to see the Warren Seven Year Agricultural Plan. We need to know how much wheat the government intends to grow.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (NVYyb)


Where IS Beeks, anyway?

Posted by: Mortimer Duke at October 22, 2019 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)

425 I wouldn't hit Tulsi with a baseball bat. It would be a waste of perfectly good wood.

Posted by: Indirect Fire at October 22, 2019 06:06 PM (8ts9m)

426 I'm starting to think Katie Hill is nothing more than an attempt to try and make Ilhan Omar's disastrous personal life look tame.

"Look, haters, at least she's limiting herself to just ONE affair at a time... Plus they're all dudes. Dudes that she knows well. One since childhood, actually."

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 06:06 PM (sPO/s)

427 I tried reading their texts, it was just ridiculous and 50 seconds of my life I'll never get back. They're all just skeevy.
Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 06:05 PM (kD8Fh)


And talk like 14 year olds.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)

428 >>The thing that scares me is that even reasonably intelligent people that don't follow this in detail can be mislead by the unending anti-Trump press barrage!

That's my real hope for the Horowitz report. I hope it is so detailed and comprehensive that it helps tell the story in such a compelling way that it can't be ignored.

The media has done all it can to keep the truth from the American people and the real danger I see is that if indictments start falling and people don't understand why they will see it purely as a political payback.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 06:07 PM (ZLI7S)

429
It is funny how trump, crazy trump, holds values and policies that are actually not that controversial.

Control illegal immigration? Maybe reduce some of the immigration from hard Muslim countries?

Get the euros to pay roe for their own defense?

Not let the U.S. get sucked into pointless wars.

Get a better deal with China.

More spending on infrastructure?

Less regulations?

there really isn't that much that is radical.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 22, 2019 06:04 PM (noE+3)

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The crazy SOB thinks you should pay less in taxes!!!

Orange Man Bad wants everyone to have a JOB!

Crazy.

Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 06:07 PM (+0uDE)

430 Many of the 30-plus freshman Democrats who won by flipping seats in conservative districts fear they will be casualties of Pelosi's partisan
power play.
Pelosi has coattails. Republican coattails.

Posted by: 13times at October 22, 2019 06:07 PM (K3B2k)

431 FNC and Brett Baier clutching pearls over PDT's use of the word "lynching."

"Racially insensitive."

"Abhorrent."

And then follows saying how public support for impeachment is rising.

FNC is dead to me.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 22, 2019 06:07 PM (4ZE6o)

432 how lost China -
youtu.be/5c3jLDdDuD0

interesting to watch how the Chinese nationalists couldn't get their sh!t together, with a bunch of 'cliques' just sitting it all out, not helping when Mao was on his rampage.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 06:08 PM (ykYG2)

433 It's almost like the head of state, in the most powerful nation on earth, is devolving into a prom king/queen vote.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, ready for a Throuple at October 22, 2019 06:08 PM (7Fj9P)

434 I'm starting to think Katie Hill is nothing more than an attempt to try and make Ilhan Omar's disastrous personal life look tame.

....

Katie Hill is proof that, only occasionally, sticking your dick in crazy can pay off in three way sex.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 22, 2019 06:08 PM (aktsl)

435 For the next Democrat debate the party has decided to ask a witches coven to read the entrails of several assorted animals, in lieu of an opening prayer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 06:08 PM (NVYyb)

436 Brooke Singman @brookefoxnews
2m
NEW: Acting US Amb. to Ukraine #BillTaylor confirmed the Ukrainians DID NOT know about the hold on US military aid at the time of the Trump-Zelensky call, a source familiar with the testimony told Fox News.

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 06:08 PM (BqBId)

437 Except for complete fraud what on earth makes Hillary think she could win? As a 90 year old woman from my congregation said yesterday, "Hillary is deranged" and if the 90 year old is around in two years she wouldn't vote for Hillary then either.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:20 PM (WI7YS)
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You have to remember, Fen, that Hilary thinks she won the last time. Humility isn't her strong suit. Neither is reality, for that matter.


Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 06:08 PM (aXucN)

438 Brietbart is selling Pierre Delecto 2020 shirts. LOL. Damn I wish I thought of that first.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 06:08 PM (0W3mK)

439 I just can't see how any of these commies pivots back towards the center after the nom and is elected.

It's full on Insanity.

Posted by: jsg at October 22, 2019 06:09 PM (WjcFW)

440 Anthony Wiener! Tanned rested and ready!
Posted by: Minnfidel

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But we can't have Trump because he's un-presidential on Twitter.

Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 06:09 PM (DQebX)

441 So, walls are closing in on Trump (again)?

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 06:09 PM (a0IVu)

442 Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 22, 2019 06:07 PM (4ZE6o)
********
Lynching only has racial overtones if you are a Retarded Liberal Like Inch High Private Eye Baier

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 06:10 PM (BqBId)

443 Your choice is...dare I say...CRYSTAL CLEAR...

Posted by: Marianne Williams, the not-witch you deserve! at October 22, 2019 06:10 PM (sPO/s)

444 Katie Hill is proof that, only occasionally, sticking your dick in crazy can pay off in three way sex.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 22, 2019 06:08 PM

Risk Vs Reward?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 06:10 PM (0W3mK)

445 Levin is fisking the 'Lynching' bullshit.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 06:10 PM (fjX/+)

446 She is going to run.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 06:10 PM (RUnSJ)

447 NEW: Acting US Amb. to Ukraine #BillTaylor confirmed the Ukrainians DID NOT know about the hold on US military aid at the time of the Trump-Zelensky call, a source familiar with the testimony told Fox News.
Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 06:08 PM (BqBId)
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Stupid Trump--can't even do a quid pro quo right!

Time for a 25th amendment hair fire!!!!

Posted by: Dems at October 22, 2019 06:10 PM (YOhRS)

448 The left can SHOW PDT being lynched in effigy, but he can't SAY it? WTF!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 22, 2019 06:11 PM (LOq4H)

449 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynching

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 06:11 PM (BqBId)

450 Well, folks, like Trump, it's going to be an early night for me. Thank you all for making me laugh, at the end of a long day!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 06:11 PM (NVYyb)

451 So, walls are closing in on Trump (again)?
Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 06:09 PM

Yep. They got him this time! Free beer tomorrow!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 06:11 PM (0W3mK)

452 FNC and Brett Baier clutching pearls over PDT's use of the word "lynching."
"Racially insensitive."
"Abhorrent."
And then follows saying how public support for impeachment is rising.
FNC is dead to me.
================
Brett Baier is pretty attached to his membership at the NYC Golf and Racket club. Give the brother a break.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, ready for a Throuple at October 22, 2019 06:11 PM (7Fj9P)

453 So, walls are closing in on Trump (again)?
Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 06:09 PM
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Chris Plante wondered how far apart did those walls start?

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 06:12 PM (YOhRS)

454 "421 Somebody is leaking very helpful information to Sidney Powell and the Deep State Central Committee is probably going batshit."

Right? I'm among the more pessimistic Eeyore's here, but it does warm the heart to know there are patriots still in the IC and DOJ.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 22, 2019 06:12 PM (iw59Q)

455 For the next Democrat debate the party has decided to ask a witches coven to read the entrails of several assorted animals, in lieu of an opening prayer.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 06:08 PM (NVYyb)

This clearly gives an unfair advantage to Marianne Williamson. I have concerns.

Posted by: Julian Castreaux...not at all a lurker account for that amazing man running for office... at October 22, 2019 06:12 PM (sPO/s)

456 So, walls are closing in on Trump (again)?

Posted by: IC

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I thought we were building bridges, not walls.

Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 06:13 PM (DQebX)

457 Nadler used the term lynch mob during Clinton's impeachment.

Posted by: Ha at October 22, 2019 06:13 PM (keBn8)

458 Big Kablamo NOOD

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 06:13 PM (ZCEU2)

459 I hate 'forbidden' words. I'd write them here but they are probably forbidden.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 06:13 PM (lwiT4)

460 The left can SHOW PDT being lynched in effigy, but he can't SAY it? WTF!
====================
Pfffft. Amateurs.

Posted by: Some Lame Redheaded Comic, Holding Trumps Severed Head at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (7Fj9P)

461 And cocaine mitch introduces resolution to keep troops in Syria...

PDT might as well go live on TV! and demand they follow the Constitution and declare a war, US and Turkey, head to head.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (1g7ch)

462 74 Why are the Dems rejecting Castro? He is Hispanic, he comes from good progressive stock, and he is from Texas. If he were to come out as gay, would it help? It is an honest question. He checks so many social justice boxes, why isn't he 50 points ahead?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 05:24 PM (2I33r)


Castro opened his mouth and started talking. That was all it took.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (sy5kK)

463 Have you seen him? Motherfucker's eye is pissing blood and he's eating his own teeth.

Pure poetry. Pure fucking poetry.

*grabs tissue and wipes eye*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (gtfvm)

464 It's pretty clear that those walls have all-terrain and probably amphibious wheels on them.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (YOhRS)

465 You might consider me a witch, but you could just as easily consider me an Orgone Engineer.

That's right. The Orgone, bitches.

Posted by: Marianne Williamson at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (sWM8x)

466 Nadler's been in a few lunch mobs, to look at him.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (ykYG2)

467 Tulsi checks all the boxes.

1. Democrat. 2. Woman. 3. Person of Color. 4. No congressional voting record. 5. Military credentials. 6. Physically attractive. 7. Good speaker. 8. Lefty who can appear non-lefty.

Why did Hillary single her out for attack? Because Hillary's only chance is a brokered convention and Tulsi would be her #1 competition there.

Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (gaHzY)

468 >>FNC and Brett Baier clutching pearls over PDT's use of the word "lynching."
"Racially insensitive."
"Abhorrent."


Was he upset by the cartoon Streisand tweeted this past weekend - the one that showed Trump being impaled on Pelosi's oversize Manalo Blahnik pumps?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (bDqIh)

469 Risk Vs Reward?

.....

It's a Superfecta of the four longest-odd horses.

Still yet, they occasionally come in.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (aktsl)

470
A lot of people would vote for Tulsi for historic first woman President.
Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2019 05:54 PM (gaHzY)

Most of the donk women I know will not vote for a youngish woman better looking than them, they will only vote for Hillary or Warren. They want a rematch and another chance to vote Hillary

I knew GOP women who stayed home because Palin was on the ticket. They could have easily voted for Kay Bailey Hutchison in the VP spot, but they hated Sarah
Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 06:02 PM (U7k5w)

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Too f--ing True!

Maybe they will vote for them as Congresswoman or Senator.
President? No way!

Posted by: rd at October 22, 2019 06:15 PM (+0uDE)

471 Brett Baier is pretty attached to his membership at the NYC Golf and Racket club. Give the brother a break.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, ready for a Throuple at October 22, 2019 06:11 PM (7Fj9P)

To be fair, you peasants don't realize how hard it is to into that club!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 06:15 PM (BiNEL)

472 For the next Democrat debate the party has decided to ask a witches coven to read the entrails of several assorted animals, in lieu of an opening prayer.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever

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Anyone recall "spirit cooking"?

What's un-funny is that we know that they do this stuff, they just don't think we're ready for it... yet.

Ask yourself, as a deplorable, are there things you won't say to a leftist because "they're not ready for it yet"?

Are there things you believe that you would plan for the future, but you have to sneak up on people with it over several generations?

Posted by: RKae at October 22, 2019 06:15 PM (DQebX)

473 forbidden word like blzer?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 06:15 PM (ykYG2)

474 NOOD

Posted by: IrishEi at October 22, 2019 06:16 PM (sGotD)

475 That's right. The Orgone, bitches.
Posted by: Marianne Williamson at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (sWM8x)
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And Orgone conclusion.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 06:16 PM (YOhRS)

476 Nadler's been in a few lunch mobs, to look at him.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 06:14 PM (ykYG2)

It does look like he's been buffeted more than once!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 22, 2019 06:17 PM (BiNEL)

477 I'm weird I guess, every time I hear lynching I think of "Hang Em High".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 06:17 PM (r+sAi)

478 > "The media has done all it can to keep the truth from
the American people and the real danger I see is that if indictments
start falling and people don't understand why they will see it purely as
a political payback."--

Posted by: JackStraw


I don't think the media can get away with that, Jack.

Oh sure, they'll try, but when indictments come down citing specific, serious charges backed up by Durham and Company's solid evidentiary trail of evidence, those in the political middle, at least, will be persuadable. Any disingenuous leftist spinning isn't going to work this time on those folks.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 22, 2019 06:19 PM (WHVt7)

479 Somebody please splain to me how a fresh new candidate changes the blather that's been spewing from the klown kar? Will they just step up to the mic and say the previous Klowns were full of crap or will they pretend that the same shite coming out of a new mouth smells better?

Posted by: Sock Monkey....being a hillbilly sometimes I need some splaining sos I kin understand at October 22, 2019 06:20 PM (tvKLv)

480
'Democrats.'

They're afraid. And when they're afraid, they get mean. Meaner than usual, that is. Noise, distractions, false accusations, street attacks. Arrests on fabricated charges. Maybe something a lot worse now. Plant some bombs? Assassination?

Nobody involved can consider the possibility that the reason all their candidates are unelectable pieces of shit, is that THEIR ORGANIZATION IS FUCKED AND DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE IN CHARGE.

Nobody needs them. Pure 100% grift. Elect them to fix the non-existent problems they've identified. Racism that's fading away to nothing. Global warming that only exists when the data is 'adjusted.' Worm-infested IQ 75 fake 'refugees' we have to save from themselves by having them turn our towns into replicas of the shitholes they came from. Unmutilated children who escaped so far.

Mass hysteria and delusion.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 22, 2019 06:21 PM (g0p3M)

481 Josh Jordan @NumbersMuncher
People who admitted Trump used Ukraine aid to force investigations to help Trump in 2020:
Rudy Giuliani
Bill Taylor
Gordon Sondland
Mick Mulvaney
Donald Trump

The "transcript" told us that Trump did it. Those around him tell us he meant it. Will the Senate do anything about it?
Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:41 PM (BqBId)


These latest round of trolls are so dumb and useless, they remind me of a bird dog that when you get to the field and start hunting, instead of staying close to the hunters to stay in range, they just start running and running, hundreds of yards or more out of range, and the pheasants fly harmlessly away.

Some dogs just get the scent and lose their minds, like these trolls.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 22, 2019 06:25 PM (sy5kK)

482 Camera pans over to Hilldo, passed out drunk in a recliner with empty gin bottles strewn about...

Posted by: Minnfidel

And?

Posted by: pep


Coroner drags a blanket over the Hag Queen's face and says: "Bitch choked on her own vomit, just as millions had hoped and prayed she would."

Posted by: Sharkman at October 22, 2019 06:26 PM (g7BLK)

483 454 "421 Somebody is leaking very helpful information to Sidney Powell and the Deep State Central Committee is probably going batshit."

Right? I'm among the more pessimistic Eeyore's here, but it does warm the heart to know there are patriots still in the IC and DOJ.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 22, 2019 06:12 PM (iw59Q)


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Or the DoJ currently has all hands on deck to find out who leaked the information to her.

Posted by: MAGA at October 22, 2019 06:31 PM (I5LRE)

484 Check out the curve of my tight little ass, bitches!

Posted by: Tulsi at October 22, 2019 06:35 PM (Omp90)

485 at least there weren't any plastic straws in it!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 22, 2019 06:37 PM (G546f)

486 This is music to my ears. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at October 22, 2019 06:51 PM (vm955)

487 I'm going to run a conspiracy theory here. Maybe there is some connection between the fake impeachment inquiry that hasn't issued any subpoenas for fear of being challenged in court, the crazy positions taken by the official candidates not attacked by Hillary Clinton and the attacks on Gabbard and Gillibrand who are left but not crazy, crazy.

The motivating force is Hillary's belief is that she was robbed of her coronation as the country's first Presidentress. Hillary always had a plan to be Presidentrix or whatever and after consulting with the Illuminati decided to use her "old age powers" to age two of the the three white males (Biden and Sanders) out of the race with health problems and to cripple Beto with a skate board accident. Then to persuade all the remaining candidates to take positions so extreme that the deep state would have no choice but to call Hillary back to active duty and those who wouldn't go along would be be described as Russian assets or asses depending on the translation of the dossier.

Or maybe the Democrats don't know WTF they are doing and are just looking for opportunities for more screeching theater because that's what they now best.

Posted by: Punchinello at October 22, 2019 06:56 PM (zOrpp)

488
47 Scankles shit herself with that insane ttack on Tulsi Gabbard. She will not get it.
Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 05:22 PM (mpXpK)


I don't think it was the the attack. I think Hildo just shits herself on a regular basis.

Posted by: Sooner at October 22, 2019 07:05 PM (BLq47)

489 This is so spectacularly hilarious.

Posted by: Summer of Love at October 22, 2019 07:10 PM (FJrl0)

OANN: John Durham Has "Requested" An Interview With Coup Organizer and Former (?) Communist John Brennan, and Plans to Request The Same of CNN Leaker James Clapper

As blaster said: What's this "request" nonsense?


BREAKING: Three current and former national security officials confirm to @OANN that US attorney John Durham has requested an interview from John Brennan, and plans to request James Clapper also sit down with him as part of his review of the 2016 Russia collusion investigation

Whoops -- Chuck Ross already had this last evening.

Also below: A great Tucker Carlson stemwinder about Hillary Clinton's decayed mind and conspiracy-theorizing, and the NeverTrumpers who still insist she's a very stable genius who should be our president.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:16 PM




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1 first

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 04:16 PM (JUOKG)

2 Hi ace!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 22, 2019 04:16 PM (myjNJ)

3 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (q80AH)

4 3rd. Or 4th!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (LCPmm)

5
Good morning! Happy to meet with you. You have the right to remain silent...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (FYSJv)

6 I suspect it's a request right up until it becomes a demand.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 04:18 PM (qC1Sy)

7 Dagnabbit!

Posted by: Chickpea-scented Druid philosopher John Brennan at October 22, 2019 04:18 PM (EgshT)

8 The cynic in me says nothing will come of this and nobody will ever be held accountable. And yet there is a glimmer of hope.

Posted by: Guzalot at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (prSvo)

9 I self-identify as first, you bigots.

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (XiVKO)

10 Tom Servo explained the request in the previous post.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (WI7YS)

11 They are enemy combatants.

Leg irons, water-boarding, and Oh No Yoko 24/7

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (EXxge)

12 Having any history of communist affiliation should disqualify you from any Federal employment. Communism and Representative government cannot coexist. Why should a government employ someone from an ideology inimical to it?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (J+mig)

13 teenth

Posted by: IP at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (w9UC1)

14 Geeze Louise -- if you or I were 'requested' to attend an interview what would happen if we just couldn't schedule it in our busy lives.

Hah.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (MIKMs)

15 I request daily blowjobs and my sandwiches buttered and toasted. Requests are fairytales.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (RUnSJ)

16 The usual suspects are hyperventilating that an American Hero and ICON OF JUSTICE such as Brennan could possibly be questioned or doubted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (KZzsI)

17 Request. Intent. It's all very polite when leftists are under the supposed microscope.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (iCVx5)

18 Let's hope pine scented Jim is one of them as well.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (0W3mK)

19 Ah, unstretched

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (mpXpK)

20 test

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (AzW6q)

21 I --so-- hope that we can hold these people accountable, alas I just don't see it happening.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (xptlg)

22 They just want to see how well they will be as witnesses for the prosecution against Trump associates.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (9YKBM)

23 REQUEST STATUS:

DENIED!!!!

Posted by: Judge Kamahamehameha at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (FiUMj)

24 16 The usual suspects are hyperventilating that an American Hero and ICON OF JUSTICE such as Brennan could possibly be questioned or doubted.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (KZzsI)

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Lying to Democratic congressmen about the federal government spying on the American people makes you a hero, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (q80AH)

25 Sweet. I have made to "a commenter" status!

My mama used to say request in one hand, shit in the other, see which one gets full first.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (9VeU0)

26 The usual suspects are hyperventilating that an American Hero and ICON OF JUSTICE such as Brennan could possibly be questioned or doubted.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM

So all the nevertrumpers then?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (0W3mK)

27 I added Tucker's opening from last night, for those who missed it.

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (PbpT7)

28 This news is...how do they say in France?

Delecto.

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (XiVKO)

29 Comments disappearing

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (Fmkqn)

30 They should have been requested to report to jail awaiting trial.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (mpXpK)

31 Why should a government employ someone from an ideology inimical to it?

Speaking of inimical ideologies, did Brennan actually convert to Islam or is that just a rumor?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (ZGrMX)

32 Yummy and delicious.

Get fucked Brennan.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (b1bLJ)

33 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

34 Because you either make a request or swear out a warrant. Request comes first. Durham is trying to find out what he has to say without telling him "You have the Right to Remain Silent."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (Kpl3J)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (WI7YS)

35 Damn TuCa's gained some weight.

Posted by: Judge Kamahamehameha at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (FiUMj)

36 Tucker's inquisitive face cracks me up every time.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

37 Hey, from previous threads - did we get a track on browndog?

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (9VeU0)

38 Comments disappearing
Posted by: G marks the spot at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (Fmkqn

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Me too, but I think I'm back now?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (AzW6q)

39 SPONGE!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (Kyj0g)

40 Looking at Brennan's actions, even if he did convert to Islam his actions are still traitorous.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (EXxge)

41 We request the pleasure of your company at our Lubyanka Ball, 8 o'clock pm, white tie.
We'll send a car and escort for you.

Posted by: NKVD at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (q1Pj5)

42 So by "requested" they mean "pressed a large-caliber firearm against the temple of", right?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (RD7QR)

43 Video Unavailable?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

44 Lying to Democratic congressmen about the federal government spying on the American people makes you a hero, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM

Hillary called to laugh.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (0W3mK)

45 Have Brennan swear on a koran

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (EGSGm)

46 So...how many loops in a hangman's nose?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (axyOa)

47 The NYT is claiming Schiff had found so many Trump crimes that it was going to take until Christmas to list all of them. That's obvious bullshit to deflect from the even more obvious guilt of the coup plotters.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (ZGrMX)

48 Hey, from previous threads - did we get a track on browndog?
Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (9VeU0

I linked him my email if he wanted to talk... but nothing

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (AzW6q)

49 Tucker is the only thing good left on Fox.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 22, 2019 04:23 PM (88+cf)

50 This request to speak with me is clearly a case of Islamophobia.

I demand the opportunity to speak with my handler right now.

Posted by: John Mohammed Brennan at October 22, 2019 04:23 PM (9vQJW)

51 So Durham isn't "pulling the trigger" yet, so to speak... maybe looking for Brennan and Clapper to turn coat? Deliver up a whole host of higher ups? Possibly including former presidents?

Nah.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 04:23 PM (AURKQ)

52 31 Why should a government employ someone from an ideology inimical to it?

Speaking of inimical ideologies, did Brennan actually convert to Islam or is that just a rumor?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2019 04:21 PM (ZGrMX)

By the mercies of Allah, i swear it is a lie!

Posted by: John Al-Quds Brennan at October 22, 2019 04:23 PM (Izzlo)

53 Is it the end of the beginning or the beginning of the end for these turds?

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 22, 2019 04:23 PM (T9rmq)

54 46 So...how many loops in a hangman's nose?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (axyOa)


Nose?

Oh, the other word is prolly banned

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 04:23 PM (9VeU0)

55 So...how many loops in a hangman's nose?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (axyOa)

13.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 22, 2019 04:23 PM (88+cf)

56 I am reading that brennan, clapper, et. al. are going to be deposed by a Grand Jury and that's only because Trump has a vendetta against them.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 04:23 PM (JUOKG)

57 56 So...how many loops in a hangman's nose?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (axyOa)

13.
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 22, 2019 04:23 PM (88+cf)

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That's a weirdly shaped nose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:24 PM (q80AH)

58 Pretty please with sugar on top, Mr. Brennan?

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 22, 2019 04:24 PM (RqQOX)

59 Pretty standard to portray the interrogation/interview as a friendly chat, i.e. a request to put the suspect at ease.

Like Flynn, just a little talk, no need for a lawyer....

Now, whether it works and whether Durham is serious about busting them for some crime is another matter. He could just be going through the motion so at the end he can say he talked to everyone involved.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at October 22, 2019 04:24 PM (NmR1a)

60 Is this what grand juries are for?

Posted by: ShainS at October 22, 2019 04:24 PM (mK7EU)

61 Did REDACTED get his one phone call from the barrel?

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 04:24 PM (32YRo)

62 >>Damn TuCa's gained some weight.


They say TV ads 10 lbs.


Since this is a recording of a recording, that seems about right.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:24 PM (fjX/+)

63 That's a weirdly shaped nose.

A nose only Barbara Streisand could love.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (EXxge)

64 maybe they really are investigating, and they got to the point where they know the answers, and what to see what this asshat will tell them?

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (Kyj0g)

65 That's a weirdly shaped nose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:24 PM (q80AH)

Hot cha-cha-cha-cha!!

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Durante at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (q1Pj5)

66 >>.I linked him my email if he wanted to talk... but nothing


thanks for trying, Yud. And everyone else who tried.

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (PbpT7)

67 >>Tucker is the only thing good left on Fox


Life, Liberty and Levin is the only GOOD thing on Fox.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (fjX/+)

68 That's a weirdly shaped nose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:24 PM (q80AH)

Wears a hood. duh.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (88+cf)

69 Noose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (0W3mK)

70
If Cur was FBI Director.

Request that he show up on Thursday morning.

No-knock raid on Brennan's pad on Wednesday night.

Oops. The raid was scheduled for Friday night after he inevitably blew off the request. My bad.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (veoSD)

71 Rooskies to the left of me, Deplorables to the right. *hic* Stuck in the middle with Bill. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!! at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (EgshT)

72 The actual request was:

"Mr. Brennan and Mr. Clapper are hereby requested to be in my office for an interview by or before noon on Monday Oct 28, 2019. And don't forget to bring your fucking shineboxes" - John Durham

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (Gvpa/)

73 46: Depends. Do you want a swift broken neck or painful slow strangulation? If its B I believe one loop around the noose is sufficient.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (eASYU)

74 Only 3 shopping days remain until Abuela Hillary's birthday!

Posted by: Huma at October 22, 2019 04:26 PM (DMUuz)

75 They say TV ads 10 lbs.


Since this is a recording of a recording, that seems about right.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:24 PM (fjX/+)


I was told there would be no math in this thread.

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 04:26 PM (XiVKO)

76 80 ish

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (NTkSq)

77 So, when will Durham indict Trump?

Posted by: Galil at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (Pzzpr)

78 "Request" could mean several things, but the biggest would be, perhaps, there's no formal grand jury sitting to hear the testimony. It also may indicate no target letters have been sent.

This could end up with the DOJ tossing the IC to the wolves to take the heat off, but "request" may put that into question (without knowing more). The leak would seem to be a positive development.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (G/ZI/)

79 73 The actual request was:

"Mr. Brennan and Mr. Clapper are hereby requested to be in my office for an interview by or before noon on Monday Oct 28, 2019. And don't forget to bring your fucking shineboxes" - John Durham
Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (Gvpa/)

==========

Have you forgotten what happened to Billy Batts?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (q80AH)

80 So if they refuse the request, they get transferred to HR?

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (9VeU0)

81 I'll believe it when I see it. How many times have we seen powerful people weasel out of justice. I wish I wasn't so cynical.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (0W3mK)

82 That's a weirdly shaped nose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:24 PM (q80AH)


I'm quite popular! The ladies seem to really go for it, for some reason.

Posted by: Pinocchio at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (q1Pj5)

83 #twoweeks?

Posted by: Inogame at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (+2xjH)

84 No-knock raid his home.
No reason Roger Stone should be treated worse that the guy in charge of the coup.

Make sure OANN is there to film it.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (bDqIh)

85 48 Hey, from previous threads - did we get a track on browndog?
Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (9VeU0

I linked him my email if he wanted to talk... but nothing
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:22 PM (AzW6q)

Hope he's alright. I've stared into that abyss before. If he's for real, then he's in a tremendous amount of pain and despair.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (JMI94)

86 Shall the companions make a banquet of him? shall they part him among the merchants?

Posted by: Lord Comey at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (kLDv+)

87 Give them the Elian Gonzalez treatment?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (EXxge)

88 I wonder if Brennan has had his Arkanicide shot, yet.

He is getting on in years and this is the season.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (fjX/+)

89 I double dog dare LeBron to take an IQ test

and I don't mean "steal it", PeKing

what's the o/u on him cracking 90 ?

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (rpxSz)

90 Brennan had to blackmail someone to get his job. And the 5 jobs before it.

Posted by: klaftern at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (RuIsu)

91 65 maybe they really are investigating, and they got to the point where they know the answers, and what to see what this asshat will tell them?
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (Kyj0g)

Good attorneys, and good prosecutors, *Never* ask questions that they don't already know the answers to. The only purpose is to see how the subject reacts, and whether or not he'll perjure himself.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (Kpl3J)

92 Well Mitch the turtle is turning big time against the President... Letting Burr call in all the anti- Trumpers from the Ukraine inquisition and telling the President he can't remove troops... I fear he is leaning towards impeachment...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (O2RFr)

93 Looking back, Obama was arguably a tradeup (!!!) from senile rageboy John McCain. Mitt Romney would have caused a Clinton acclamation in 2016. And holy shit, look at her now. It would look like the series finale of House of Cards. The ones liberals hated because of the logical conclusion where Claire starts the launch

Posted by: trev006 at October 22, 2019 04:29 PM (x+m9f)

94 >>what's the o/u on him cracking 90 ?


I'd take the over. I'd put him at around 105.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:29 PM (fjX/+)

95 25
Sweet. I have made to "a commenter" status!



My mama used to say request in one hand, shit in the other, see which one gets full first.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (9VeU0)

You've been demoted.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 04:29 PM (jYnPD)

96 Good attorneys, and good prosecutors, *Never* ask
questions that they don't already know the answers to. The only
purpose is to see how the subject reacts, and whether or not he'll
perjure himself.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (Kpl3J)

This is true.

Posted by: Perry Mason at October 22, 2019 04:29 PM (q1Pj5)

97 So a flaming skull pudding cup thread someday of more crimes committed but darn it can't prosecute anyone?

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 04:29 PM (ZCEU2)

98 Stripes version of Brennan's CIA interview.


CIA interviewer- so are you now or ever been a communist ?

Brennan - official member of the communist party? No never a member.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 04:29 PM (9YKBM)

99 ...100th...?

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 04:29 PM (XiVKO)

100 *the launch of nukes against RUSSIA.

Posted by: trev006 at October 22, 2019 04:29 PM (x+m9f)

101 Dammit, Troi...

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (XiVKO)

102 I double dog dare LeBron to take an IQ test

and I don't mean "steal it", PeKing

what's the o/u on him cracking 90 ?
Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (rpxSz)


He was let out of high school so mommy could pay off a bunch of debts. He didn't graduate.

He's a box of fucking rocks that is lucky he can tie his shoes.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

103 92 Well Mitch the turtle is turning big time against the President... Letting Burr call in all the anti- Trumpers from the Ukraine inquisition and telling the President he can't remove troops... I fear he is leaning towards impeachment...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (O2RFr)

___

He's a backstabbing weasel. Anything is possible.

Posted by: Judge Kamahamehameha at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (FiUMj)

104 Guys we mapped out this maneuver to get to the bottom of all the dem corruption we were reading about over two years ago. It's going to blow up on dem leadership about two weeks before the election like we said back then.

It will be known as The October Demise.

Posted by: DanMan at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (XTiHL)

105 Have you forgotten what happened to Billy Batts?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (q80AH)
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He became Captain Marvel?

Oh, wait, that's Billy Batson.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (BLD7q)

106 Request maybe to see if they cone in voluntarily?

Posted by: steevy at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (KNsKs)

107 Moochelle better jump into the race to give Obama immunity from being investigated.

That's how it works, right?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (NFEMn)

108 My mama used to say request in one hand, shit in the other, see which one gets full first.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (9VeU0)

My mama used to tell me everything would be fine if it wasn't for me.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (JMI94)

109 I request Brennan take a long walk on a short bridge.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 04:31 PM (r+sAi)

110 I wouldn't be surprised if Brennan lawyers up and refuses to be interviewed. It would not help him and it would not be a very smart move in this situation, but then I don't think he's a very smart man.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 04:31 PM (Kpl3J)

111
Brennan - official member of the communist party? No never a member.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 04:29 PM (9YKBM)


It's not "communism-communism."

Posted by: Ambassador Whoopi at October 22, 2019 04:31 PM (XiVKO)

112 Barr's gonna make him wax his balls.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:31 PM (xfb67)

113 Damn, this Mason guy is good!

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (q1Pj5)

114 He's a box of fucking rocks that is lucky he can tie his shoes.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Which he gets for free. The shoes, not the box of rocks.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (JMI94)

115 112 Barr's gonna make him wax his balls.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:31 PM (xfb67)

Is this the new and improved waterboarding?

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (a0IVu)

116 He was let out of high school so mommy could pay off a bunch of debts. He didn't graduate.

He's a box of fucking rocks that is lucky he can tie his shoes.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

I honestly don't think he's stupid.

Uneducated is more like it.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (NFEMn)

117
maybe they really are investigating, and they got to the point where
they know the answers, and what to see what this asshat will tell them?





Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM

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That's standard investigative practice. You don't talk to the "principle" until you have questioned everyone else and heard their stories.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (JUOKG)

118 116
I honestly don't think he's stupid.

Uneducated is more like it.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (NFEMn)

==========

Uneducated about the situation in Hong Kong?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (q80AH)

119 Lyin'

Cheatin'

Waxin'


That's all you seem to do - oo-o.

Posted by: Robert Plant at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (fjX/+)

120 >>113
Damn, this Mason guy is good!


Posted by: Hamilton Burger

Girthy.

Posted by: Paul Drake at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (Pzzpr)

121 I shall now quote Surah 112...

Posted by: Chickpea-scented Druid philosopher John Brennan at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (EgshT)

122 112 Barr's gonna make him wax his balls.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:31 PM (xfb67)

Who's waxing whose balls in this particular scenario?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (JMI94)

123 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

It with deep regret that I learned of so many Russian assets in our midst. 2016 must not be allowed to happen again. I implore all decent men and women to act vigilantly in this fight for the soul of our nation. I am now pledging my support for the nomination of Sen. Hillary Clinton to her rightful place in 2020. All Hair The Queen!

Posted by: Judge Kamahamehameha at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (FiUMj)

124 He's a box of fucking rocks that is lucky he can tie his shoes.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

your generosity is misplaced

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (rpxSz)

125 Why not request? Exactly what reason would the former head of the CIA have for not cooperating with an ongoing investigation of the start of the Russia collusion investigation that he ran? What's he going to say, no I don't wanna?

Ok, then Durham can subpoena him.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (ZLI7S)

126 Are the walls closing in?

Posted by: Just Lily at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (9GFP4)

127 But, gosh darnit, prosecuting is just to doggone hard to do and no reasonable prosecutor would ever prosecute anyone.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (xfb67)

128 My mama used to say request in one hand, shit in the other, see which one gets full first.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (9VeU0)

My mama used to tell me everything would be fine if it wasn't for me.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (JMI94)


My mama say Marines always so angry 'cuz they got all 'dat hunger and no crayons...

Posted by: waterboi at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (XiVKO)

129 LeBron obviously has the aptitude for intelligence.


He's just sporting the education of an 8th grader.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (fjX/+)

130 meh. LeBron was smart enough to get a big chunk of money out of the NBA and Nike. I don't think thats a very high bar but he doesn't have an excuse of low IQ for regurgitating commie lies.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (eASYU)

131 Hope he's alright. I've stared into that abyss before. If he's for real, then he's in a tremendous amount of pain and despair.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:27 PM (JMI94)


Yes. It's a deep hole, full of water and you're weighted down with hundreds of pounds of cement for shoes.

It's a tough road, but you can travel it back to the surface.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

132 @JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Three current and former national security officials confirm to @OANN that US attorney John Durham has requested an interview from John Brennan, and plans to request James Clapper also sit down with him as part of his review of the 2016 Russia collusion investigation




"Russia collusion]/b] investigation"

Sigh. Even straight reporters like Posobiec wind up using the Left's talking points.

It was not a collusion investigation, which would imply Trump-Putin puppetmaster b.s. Not officially or formally anyway. IIRC it was an investigation of Russian "interference" or "meddling" in the 2016 election campaign. Not collusion. Collusion was always a b.s. talking point. Words matter.

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (786Ro)

133 Stupid or not, LeBron is annoying as fuck.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (FiUMj)

134 Any one casting aspersions on Brennan is guilty of Red Baiting, Islamophoia or attacking his freedom of speech rights because he criticized Trump.....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (NFEMn)

135 Mama Tried

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loT_pYzi3Vw

Posted by: MERLE at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (fjX/+)

136 113 Damn, this Mason guy is good!
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (q1Pj5)

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You should see his jars!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (HvR4z)

137 125 Why not request? Exactly what reason would the former head of the CIA have for not cooperating with an ongoing investigation of the start of the Russia collusion investigation that he ran? What's he going to say, no I don't wanna?

Ok, then Durham can subpoena him.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

The way Roger Stone was treated has really pissed people off about the relative kids gloves everyone else in the DOJ's sights is being treated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (q80AH)

138 Stupid fingers not closing b tag, sorry

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (786Ro)

139 From Sean Davis Twitter feed:

https://tinyurl.com/y4lfwkfq

Evidently, WaPo has obtained a copy of Ambassador Bill Taylor's opening statement .
How convenient that this is what they decide to leak and none of the other testimonies from the other witnesses.

This whole Schitt show is sick and disgusting.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (wiXsO)

140 96
Good attorneys, and good prosecutors, *Never* ask

questions that they don't already know the answers to. The only

purpose is to see how the subject reacts, and whether or not he'll

perjure himself.



Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (Kpl3J)

This is true.


Posted by: Perry Mason at October 22, 2019 04:29 PM (q1Pj5)

Objection!!!
~ Hamilton Berger

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (5l6gb)

141 113 Damn, this Mason guy is good!
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (q1Pj5)

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You should see his jars!

______________

Or his Dixon Line!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (xfb67)

142 >> Stupid or not, LeBron is annoying as fuck.


Yep. Guy has a personality like a 12 year old girl.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (fjX/+)

143
I wouldn't be surprised if Brennan lawyers up and refuses to be interviewed. It would not help him and it would not be a very smart move in this situation, but then I don't think he's a very smart man.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 04:31 PM (Kpl3J)

-------

Under what circumstances is it EVER a good idea to talk to a policeman or a DA?

The answer is: never.

Even if they just want a witness statement, and fifty other people were there and all of them know you didn't do it, and it was Jim who did it - get a lawyer.

I can't understand why people ever do this.

How hard is it to say "I'm sorry, but I can't speak to you without an attorney?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (AzW6q)

144 90
Brennan had to blackmail someone to get his job. And the 5 jobs before it.

Posted by: klaftern at October 22, 2019 04:28 PM (RuIsu)

________


"You say that like it's a bad thing." -- Barry Soetoro

Posted by: ShainS at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM (mK7EU)

145 Damn, this Mason guy is good!

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (q1Pj5)



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You should see his jars!



______________



Or his Dixon Line!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (xfb67)

Or his wine!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM (q1Pj5)

146 I saw one of Brennan's recent interviews. He's baffled--baffled I tell you!--that the DOJ is wasting time and money on this investigation.

Posted by: Biergood at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM (yb6r+)

147 Stock up on popcorn this is about to get good. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM (vm955)

148 I believe Lebron is a unregistered foreign agent.

Posted by: 13times at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM (K3B2k)

149 Preindictment interviews are a thing.

I guess they give you a chance to splain yourself and potentially further incriminate?

Not sure, I don't do Fed Crimes. (sticking to my story)

Posted by: simplemind at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM (/nuDC)

150 Nothing is happening, 2weeks , I NEED IT MOMMY & I NEED IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: I NEED IT !!! & I NEED IT NOW MOMMY !!!!! at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM (BqBId)

151 I honestly don't think he's stupid.

Uneducated is more like it.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (NFEMn)


I think he's got handlers that tell him everything he needs to say. I don't think he has much intelligence at all. He only knows what they've told him.

He's a trained elephant that does tricks.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

152
I saw one of Brennan's recent interviews. He's baffled--baffled I tell
you!--that the DOJ is wasting time and money on this investigation.


Posted by: Biergood at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM

---

That plus he admitted that heck he might have gotten bad intel from his people.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 04:37 PM (JUOKG)

153 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 04:37 PM (oiNtH)

154 Yeah it's just a request for a friendly visit. no need to bring a lawyer.

Yep just a friendly little no lawyer visit.

Like the one you had with Michael Flynn.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (9GFP4)

155 Pretty much all of my mistakes were due to bad intel from my people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (xfb67)

156 Damn, this Mason guy is good!
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (q1Pj5)

-----------------------------

You should see his jars!

______________

Or his Dixon Line!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (xfb67)

There are entire lodges dedicated to this man's eipc-ness.

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (XiVKO)

157 150 Nothing is happening, 2weeks , I NEED IT MOMMY & I NEED IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: I NEED IT !!! & I NEED IT NOW MOMMY !!!!! at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM (BqBId)

Oh, go fuck yourself. Your shtick is tedious, annoying and fucking stupid to boot.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (JMI94)

158 A waxed ball gathers no moss. Unless it belongs to The Swamp Thing.

Posted by: Two Ring Test at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (uysDU)

159 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?

Yes.

Posted by: Judge Nap at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (EgshT)

160 He's a trained elephant that does tricks.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)
----
I resent that remark.

Posted by: Trained Elephant What Does Tricks at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (BLD7q)

161 >> I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?


Just send in a topless photo and all will be forgiven.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (fjX/+)

162 meh. LeBron was smart enough to get a big chunk of money out of the NBA and Nike. I don't think thats a very high bar but he doesn't have an excuse of low IQ for regurgitating commie lies.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (eASYU)


He's a lab produced athlete that dominated his sport at an early age. He got a good agent. Period.

His handlers told him China was great and he should appreciate them for paying him millions.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)

163 Mitt Romney
45s

I can't say I'm surprised that the President has weaponized the law enforcement and investigative apparatuses of the government to target one of his main critics, former CIA director John Brennan, who has served honorably. This is unseemly and tells our adversaries that we are not a unified nation.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (NFEMn)

164 >>The way Roger Stone was treated has really pissed people off about the relative kids gloves everyone else in the DOJ's sights is being treated.

As shitty as Weismann's 6 am raid was, Stone was being indicted. He gave numerous interviews to Mueller's team before that day that were done as normal interviews.

If people are waiting for Durham and Barr to go rogue like Mueller's people I think they are in for a long wait. Barr's job is to return integrity and honesty to the DOJ not to double down on the behavior that got us here in the first place.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)

165 145
Damn, this Mason guy is good!


Posted by: Hamilton Burger at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (q1Pj5)





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You should see his jars!





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Or his Dixon Line!



Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (xfb67)

Or his wine!


Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM (q1Pj5)

Or his temples

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (5l6gb)

166 Sorry, Paul Masson was the vintner. Paul Mason produced Killer Klowns From Outer Space (198 and The Amityville Horror (2005)

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (q1Pj5)

167 Is it the end of the beginning or the beginning of the end for these turds?

The beginning of a pleasant retirement, safe in the knowledge that they are above the law.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (0CeRG)

168 Months of hearing about sweaty conservative "conspiracy theorists" and Hillary comes out with the "Russian asset" machine gun, sprays everybody, and the left shrugs.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (YOhRS)

169 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?
Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 04:37 PM

Sure! My reply made me think of the bad advice thread from a couple years back. If you see a dog with a foamy mouth, it means they are friendly, it's a sign they want you to pet them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (0W3mK)

170 I see McConnell is now stabbing Trump in the back over Syria. The perfidy and cowardice never end with this stinking party.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (H8QX8)

171 F*ck Mason. He and Dixon gave William Penn too much, too much, I say. And I got saddled with a town full of garbage named after me.

Posted by: Zombie Lord Baltimore at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (786Ro)

172 Can these clowns take the 5th in these kind of interviews?

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (ZCEU2)

173 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

It with deep regret that I learned of so many Russian assets in our midst. 2016 must not be allowed to happen again. I implore all decent men and women to act vigilantly in this fight for the soul of our nation. I am now pledging my support for the nomination of Sen. Hillary Clinton to her rightful place in 2020. All Hair The Queen!
Posted by: Judge Kamahamehameha at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (FiUMj)

Excellent and insightful decision Senator, you're standing up for American Democracy in a time of Crisis. Unfortunately you seem to be one of the only ones in Washington who sees the need to put aside political differences in order to confront the grave threats posed by the Russian operatives in the White House. I applaud you for being the only Republican to stand up on this.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (abHaa)

174 Evidently, WaPo has obtained a copy of Ambassador Bill Taylor's opening statement .
How convenient that this is what they decide to leak and none of the other testimonies from the other witnesses.


We knew this was coming... He is a disgruntled ex- employee who hates trump... Perfect for Schitt for brains...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (O2RFr)

175 "I can't understand why people ever do this."

It's because most people do not live in the legal system, where innocence is of no consequence. They can't believe anyone could be so dishonest as lawyers are.

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (eAZVt)

176 If this was Sadam's Iraq we'd be throwing them in the meat chippers right about now.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (q177U)

177 >>Damn, this Mason guy is good!


Big fan of his Children and their Stew.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (fjX/+)

178 141
113 Damn, this Mason guy is good!

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (q1Pj5)



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You should see his jars!



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Or his Dixon Line!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (xfb67)

Or his Ry!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 04:40 PM (jYnPD)

179 I get bad intel from the little head, does that let me off the hook?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 04:40 PM (RD7QR)

180 Damn, this Mason guy is good!

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at October 22, 2019 04:32 PM (q1Pj5)
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You should see his jars!
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Or his Dixon Line!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (xfb67)
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Or his wine!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:36 PM (q1Pj5)

Or his temples
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (5l6gb)
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Or his brickwork.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 04:41 PM (YOhRS)

181 I can't even imagine what Durham's security set up could be. He may be getting too close for comfort to seriously evil types.

Posted by: Cosda at October 22, 2019 04:41 PM (o8vm8)

182 Breaking news

The Dispatch has just engaged Pierre Delecto


church and dates to follow

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:41 PM (rpxSz)

183 Stupid or not, LeBron is annoying as fuck.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (FiUMj)


This is where his agent should advise him how not to step in it for their mutual benefit. But he probably won't...

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 04:41 PM (y7DUB)

184 Evidently, WaPo has obtained a copy of Ambassador Bill Taylor's opening statement .

How convenient that this is what they decide to leak and none of the other testimonies from the other witnesses.





We knew this was coming... He is a disgruntled ex- employee who hates trump... Perfect for Schitt for brains...


Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM

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The problem is that four other people's testimony destroys his story. That's why the democrats are refusing to let Republicans see any transcripts from the closed door hearings.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 04:41 PM (JUOKG)

185 I've never heard Hillary deny that she's a Russian asset either.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 04:42 PM (YOhRS)

186 173 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

It with deep regret that I learned of so many Russian assets in our midst. 2016 must not be allowed to happen again. I implore all decent men and women to act vigilantly in this fight for the soul of our nation. I am now pledging my support for the nomination of Sen. Hillary Clinton to her rightful place in 2020. All Hair The Queen!
Posted by: Judge Kamahamehameha at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (FiUMj)

Excellent and insightful decision Senator, you're standing up for American Democracy in a time of Crisis. Unfortunately you seem to be one of the only ones in Washington who sees the need to put aside political differences in order to confront the grave threats posed by the Russian operatives in the White House. I applaud you for being the only Republican to stand up on this.
Posted by: Lucky Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (abHaa)

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FAP FAP FAP FAP

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at October 22, 2019 04:42 PM (FiUMj)

187 175 "I can't understand why people ever do this."

It's because most people do not live in the legal system, where innocence is of no consequence. They can't believe anyone could be so dishonest as lawyers are.
Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (eAZVt)

The legal system exists to preserve, protect, defend and propagate itself.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:42 PM (JMI94)

188 Did REDACTED get his one phone call from the barrel?

Yeah. Unfortunately for him, it was an incoming robocall about solar panels.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 22, 2019 04:42 PM (qc+VF)

189 A waxed ball gathers no moss. Unless it belongs to The Swamp Thing.

Posted by: Two Ring Test at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM



THIS is why I keep coming back. Helps keep the dark moods at bay. **golf clap**

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 04:42 PM (786Ro)

190 Brennan just looks like an evil villain.

That would prejudice the jury, case dismissed.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:42 PM (xfb67)

191 LeBron James attempted to Trademark the phrase:

'Taco Tuesday'.


Like 4-5 months ago.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:42 PM (fjX/+)

192 nose....noose....

Stoopid spelling

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 04:42 PM (axyOa)

193 Or his brickwork.
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 04:41 PM

They do it for free.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (0W3mK)

194
I can't even imagine what Durham's security set up could be. He may be getting too close for comfort to seriously evil types.
Posted by: Cosda at October 22, 2019 04:41 PM (o8vm

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Or Brennan's. Or the rest.

If they are seriously going to prosecute these guys, they need to just arrest them and put them under 24 hour watch by units of the Secret Service before people start getting Epsteined all over the place.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (AzW6q)

195 175 "I can't understand why people ever do this."

It's because most people do not live in the legal system, where innocence is of no consequence. They can't believe anyone could be so dishonest as lawyers are.
Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (eAZVt)

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I dunno, just watching an episode or 2 of Law & Order, kinda taught me to never talk to the PO-PO.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (FiUMj)

196 Mitt Romney
45s

I can't say I'm surprised that the President has weaponized the law enforcement and investigative apparatuses of the government to target one of his main critics, former CIA director John Brennan, who has served honorably. This is unseemly and tells our adversaries that we are not a unified nation.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (NFEMn)

I can't say I'm surprised at how well-thought out this tweet is. The president is a vulgarian who paid off a porn star and doesn't represent family values and the things that make our nation great.

Posted by: Pierre Delicto at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (NFEMn)

197 That's because Hillary isn't an asset to anyone.

She's a liability.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (xfb67)

198 My mama used to tell me everything would be fine if it wasn't for me.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:30 PM (JMI94)

Start substituted another feminine voice (I'm sure you know who that is) saying something completely different from that of your mother.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (WI7YS)

199 *former* communist and *current* Muzzie, no?

Posted by: jb at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (17k76)

200 This investigation inquiry will result in the obligatory Big Wet Fart once again Bank it.

Posted by: Galil at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (Pzzpr)

201 Never talk to the pigs or the DA without a lawyer. Never never never.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM (JMI94)

202 Mason's Children

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJFnU8VZkH4

Posted by: The Grateful Dead at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM (fjX/+)

203 Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:38 PM (JMI94)
**********
AWWWWWW so is your shit with you know who. you confuse me with someone who cares what you think.

Posted by: I NEED IT !!! & I NEED IT NOW MOMMY !!!!! at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM (BqBId)

204 125
Why not request? Exactly what reason would the former head of the CIA
have for not cooperating with an ongoing investigation of the start of
the Russia collusion investigation that he ran? What's he going to say,
no I don't wanna?



Ok, then Durham can subpoena him.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 04:33 PM (ZLI7S)

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"This!" -- Paul Manafort

Posted by: ShainS at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM (mK7EU)

205 Breaking news

The Dispatch has just engaged Pierre Delecto


church and dates to follow

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:41 PM



Bean casseroles welcome.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM (axyOa)

206 @ Johnuh Goldburg @ Pierre Defective Love your comments!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM (0W3mK)

207 I can't say I'm surprised at how well-thought out this tweet is. The president is a vulgarian who paid off a porn star and doesn't represent family values and the things that make our nation great.
Posted by: Pierre Delicto at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (NFEMn)

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Amen, total stranger!!

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM (FiUMj)

208 Epsteining might work out better than DC juries.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM (6rZli)

209 Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Scarborough knows!

Joe Scarborough: Trump Base Secretly Supports Impeachment

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM (+y/Ru)

210 If people are waiting for Durham and Barr to go rogue like Mueller's people I think they are in for a long wait. Barr's job is to return integrity and honesty to the DOJ not to double down on the behavior that got us here in the first place.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)


This is what frustrates a lot of asymmetrical warfare people but expecting the other side to de-escalate is a fool's errand.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (y7DUB)

211 159 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?


Just put 6 cough drops in your mouth and drool for the lawyers

works like a charm

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (rpxSz)

212 Your shtick is tedious, annoying and fucking stupid to boot.

Just setting himself up to look even stupider when nothing actually does come of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (KZzsI)

213 Mitt Romney
45s

I can't say I'm surprised that the President has weaponized the law enforcement and investigative apparatuses of the government to target one of his main critics, former CIA director John Brennan, who has served honorably. This is unseemly and tells our adversaries that we are not a unified nation.


I can't say I'm surprised at how well-thought out this tweet is. The president is a vulgarian who paid off a porn star and doesn't represent family values and the things that make our nation great.
Posted by: Pierre Delicto at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (NFEMn)

Thank you Pierre.
I'm heartened by the support. And wouldn't you agree that we shouldn't put party above doing what's right for the country?

Posted by: Pierre Delicto at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (NFEMn)

214 Trump Base Secretly Supports Impeachment

Not his base... But more R Senators than I would like

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (O2RFr)

215 So David Frum thinks that Trump confirmed that he was working for Putin by stating he didn't think Gabbard or Stein were Russian assets.

Unfortunately, the Chinese have no proverb about living in crazy times, so they'll have to be noted as "interesting".

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (YOhRS)

216 Best way to get out of jury duty?

Say something racist.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (xfb67)

217 210 If people are waiting for Durham and Barr to go rogue like Mueller's people I think they are in for a long wait. Barr's job is to return integrity and honesty to the DOJ not to double down on the behavior that got us here in the first place.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)

This is what frustrates a lot of asymmetrical warfare people but expecting the other side to de-escalate is a fool's errand.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (y7DUB)

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Shorter:

The left plays to win
The right plays to lose with dignity and honor

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (FiUMj)

218 The "request" should be accompanied by a platoon of Marines. Armed. In full gear. With the sort of implication usually voiced "The Don respectfully requests your presence..."

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (AM1GF)

219 Just setting himself up to look even stupider when nothing actually does come of it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (KZzsI)
*******
Yep

Posted by: I NEED IT !!! & I NEED IT NOW MOMMY !!!!! at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (BqBId)

220 It's because most people do not live in the legal system, where innocence is of no consequence. They can't believe anyone could be so dishonest as lawyers are.
Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (eAZVt)

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I've had honest attorneys. They are out there.

But, to my knowledge, there is no such thing as an honest prosecutor. They would withhold Brady information and pollute chains of evidence and misrepresent testimony from their own mothers to gain a conviction. Scum. Of. The. Earth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (AzW6q)

221 >>This is what frustrates a lot of asymmetrical warfare people but expecting the other side to de-escalate is a fool's errand.

Yet another reason a bunch of indictments are a necessary end to this scam. If people aren't punished they will do it again.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (ZLI7S)

222 >>Best way to get out of jury duty?


"I can smell a criminal."

"Just give me their durty underpants and I'll tell you if they did it."

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (fjX/+)

223 213 Mitt Romney
45s

I can't say I'm surprised that the President has weaponized the law enforcement and investigative apparatuses of the government to target one of his main critics, former CIA director John Brennan, who has served honorably. This is unseemly and tells our adversaries that we are not a unified nation.


I can't say I'm surprised at how well-thought out this tweet is. The president is a vulgarian who paid off a porn star and doesn't represent family values and the things that make our nation great.
Posted by: Pierre Delicto at October 22, 2019 04:43 PM (NFEMn)

Thank you Pierre.
I'm heartened by the support. And wouldn't you agree that we shouldn't put party above doing what's right for the country?
Posted by: Pierre Delicto at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (NFEMn)

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You guys! I'm blushing.

Posted by: Mittens at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (FiUMj)

224 212 Your shtick is tedious, annoying and fucking stupid to boot.

Just setting himself up to look even stupider when nothing actually does come of it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (KZzsI)

DeploraBOT always was a nasty little shitbag. New name, same routine of pissing on everyone for not kissing his/her ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (JMI94)

225 Not his base... But more R Senators than I would like

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (O2RFr)
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I welcome the GOP to usher in its end. It would show there was no reason to pretend to have such a party.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 04:47 PM (YOhRS)

226 What's this garbage on Graham refusing to hold hearings on the steele dossier because it would implicate mccain? Seriously the man is dead.....what's the point? Hold the hearings.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 04:47 PM (JUOKG)

227 The new mattress has arrived.

Zod spoke with the kennel in MS about Canis Zod II. Black. Male. Labrador. Preferably trained to kill. By licking.

Zod remains bibulous.

RE the topic at hand: There will not be arrests. There will not be "perp walks." Some people will continue to hyperventilate about investigation somethingsomething Brennan indictment something testimony something.Zod points at these rubes and laughs.

You, there, yes you, the one posting about "I sure hope somethingsomething!'

Somethingsomething will not happen. Consider removing your hand from your genitals. The Swamp Will Not Be Drained.

This is known.

Carry on.

Posted by: Zod Garvin, Intellectual Prostitute at October 22, 2019 04:47 PM (XzT/D)

228 If they are doing Brennan and Clapper -- you know who else is up to her tits in this . . . Rice.

Should be interesting to see who flips.

Posted by: simplemind at October 22, 2019 04:47 PM (EU5zR)

229 179 I get bad intel from the little head, does that let me off the hook?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 04:40 PM

No, you'll always be known as the guy with the tranny.

Posted by: The guys who sang Lola and Funky Cold Medina at October 22, 2019 04:47 PM (WvSVz)

230 209 Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Scarborough knows!

Joe Scarborough: Trump Base Secretly Supports Impeachment
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM (+y/Ru)

There is no ocean wide enough to encompass the stupidity of this assertion.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 04:47 PM (RD7QR)

231 Brennan and clapper can plead the 5th amendment and durham has got squat!

Posted by: raimondo at October 22, 2019 04:47 PM (nvOKc)

232 211
159 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?





Just put 6 cough drops in your mouth and drool for the lawyers



works like a charm

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (rpxSz)

I showed up the jury duty in TX wearing shorts and flip flops, I was the first out.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (5l6gb)

233 Hopefully, these "interviews" will be under oath.

Posted by: OCBill at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (df+Zi)

234 You guys! I'm blushing.
Posted by: Mittens at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (FiUMj)
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You deserve it. You're a great American Mitt.

Posted by: Pee-er Delicioso at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (YOhRS)

235 He brought me to the banqueting house, and his banner over me was love.

Posted by: Lord Comey at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (kLDv+)

236 The "request" should be accompanied by a platoon of
Marines. Armed. In full gear. With the sort of implication usually
voiced "The Don respectfully requests your presence..."



Posted by: Brother Cavil Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM

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Not so fast.........

Posted by: Posse Comitatus Act at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (JUOKG)

237 But, to my knowledge, there is no such thing as an honest prosecutor. They would withhold Brady information and pollute chains of evidence and misrepresent testimony from their own mothers to gain a conviction. Scum. Of. The. Earth.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (AzW6q)

I wouldn't trust anyone who works for the "justice system." Seriously.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (JMI94)

238 >>Joe Scarborough: Trump Base Secretly Supports Impeachment


OMFG, please shut up, Mornin' Joe.
You are an embarrassment.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (bDqIh)

239 Only guilty people plead the 5th.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (xfb67)

240 Retardo!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (6rZli)

241 Send Brennan and that ginormous head back to where he came from, Easter Island.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (1U5Nb)

242 I'm of the mindset that if they impeach the president and remove him from office that he will go scorched Earth on everything he's seen while in office.

"If I'm going down, they're ALL coming with me."

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (Zz0t1)

243
DeploraBOT always was a nasty little shitbag. New name, same routine of pissing on everyone for not kissing his/her ass.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (JMI94)
*****
I was Evilpens, EVLINC, Mish McConnell, DeploraBOT, Nothing Is Gonna Happen, Deep State is in Deep Shit, Derp State is in deep shit., There you go sweetheart

Posted by: I NEED IT !!! & I NEED IT NOW MOMMY !!!!! at October 22, 2019 04:49 PM (BqBId)

244 I want to be on a jury. I'm voting LOLGF not guilty. I don't give a fuck what kind of evidence there is. NOT GUILTY. Fuck da police, and fuck all y'all too.

Posted by: Mittens at October 22, 2019 04:49 PM (FiUMj)

245 Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Scarborough knows!

Joe Scarborough: Trump Base Secretly Supports Impeachment


How would he know? I never see him at any of the meetings.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 22, 2019 04:49 PM (qc+VF)

246

Hillary is of a genus that belongs in a stable.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 04:49 PM (aKsyK)

247 Prosecutors like to interview the ringleaders last, after they learn the answers to their questions, so Durham is obviously nearly finished! Probably only a few more months....

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (NVYyb)

248 239 Only guilty people plead the 5th.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (xfb67)

Or lawyer up. Or won't consent to a search of their person, vehicle, or house without a warrant.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (JMI94)

249 AWWWWWW so is your shit with you know who. you confuse me with someone who cares what you think.
Posted by: I NEED IT !!! & I NEED IT NOW MOMMY !!!!! at October 22, 2019 04:44 PM



I'm sure this has been asked of you before, but... WTF is your problem dude?

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (786Ro)

250 "I can't understand why people ever do this."

It's because most people do not live in the legal system, where innocence is of no consequence. They can't believe anyone could be so dishonest as lawyers are.
Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM


****

There is a certain liberty in this though.
There are two ways to live in America: One is to live you life the way you want. The other is to live your life the way others tell you.
Whether we choose to live within the law or not is entirely up to us.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (axyOa)

251 Later, peeps. I've got a lady coming over that doesn't know she's waxing my balls yet.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (xfb67)

252 only a few more months....
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (NVYyb)

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So what #EighteenWeeksIsh ?

Posted by: Mittens at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (FiUMj)

253 in honor of Insomniac or ScoffDogg or both

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (BqBId)

254 I'm of the mindset that if they impeach the president and remove him from office that he will go scorched Earth on everything he's seen while in office.

"If I'm going down, they're ALL coming with me."
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Honey, that's my line.

Posted by: Hillary=>! at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (Ky3Y1)

255 Mitt Romney
45s

I can't say I'm surprised that the President has weaponized the law enforcement and investigative apparatuses of the government to target one of his main critics, former CIA director John Brennan, who has served honorably. This is unseemly and tells our adversaries that we are not a unified nation.



I know this is snark, but you know how to stop this shit? Arrest him.

"You are hereby under arrest for violation of US Code 18:321xxx"

Spell out the law he specifically broke and then go to court.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (ftdxp)

256 Wait a minute! Where's my Astros tickets? It says right here on this invitation that the first 25 people to show up will be given a pair of tickets to Tuesday's home game, courtesy of something called HCSO-OWD.

Whaddya mean that stands for Harris County Sheriffs Office - Outstanding Warrants Division??!??!? That's false advertising! I will sue! What's your name and badge number!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (q1Pj5)

257 I'm sure this has been asked of you before, but... WTF is your problem dude?

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (786Ro)

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I'm gonna guess either too much or not enough fiber.

Posted by: Mittens at October 22, 2019 04:51 PM (FiUMj)

258 Joe Scarborough: Trump Base Secretly Supports Impeachment

The RNC says that in their polling impeachment support among *Democrats* dropped 10 points in the last week. No wonder the media is cranking up the noise machine.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2019 04:51 PM (ZGrMX)

259 It would be fun to watch Brennan trying to figure out how much Durham learned from the phone he picked up in Italy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 04:51 PM (Kpl3J)

260 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?
Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 04:37 PM

If you do show up tell the attorneys and judge you're psychic.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2019 04:51 PM (7bcfy)

261 >>It would be fun to watch Brennan trying to figure out how much Durham learned from the phone he picked up in Italy.


All Italian phones come loaded with inuendo GIFs.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:52 PM (fjX/+)

262 Consider removing your hand from your genitals.

Posted by: Zod Garvin, Intellectual Prostitute at October 22, 2019 04:47 PM (XzT/D)

How did he know?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 04:52 PM (jYnPD)

263 241 Send Brennan and that ginormous head back to where he came from, Easter Island.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (1U5Nb)

Bury him up to just above his nostrils.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 22, 2019 04:52 PM (9GFP4)

264 159 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?

I've been on four full jury trials. They always picked me. I never had the nerve to try to get out of it. The most infuriating episode was the last. I was one seat away from being an alternate and it looked like I was scot free. Then this miserable bitch who'd been selected suddenly pulled an hysterical and clearly fake fit and was excused. So I was next.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 04:52 PM (H8QX8)

265 nasty little troll..

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 04:52 PM (a0IVu)

266 Brennan: We can talk in my office.
Barr: We'll talk in MY office.

Posted by: DaveA at October 22, 2019 04:52 PM (FhXTo)

267 I am formally announcing that I am officially exploring options on possibly officially announcing I may kinda sorta start thinking about possibly running for office in 2020. Maybe.

Posted by: Mittens at October 22, 2019 04:52 PM (FiUMj)

268 MUMR > real Mitt Romney

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 04:52 PM (786Ro)

269 "I can smell a criminal."



"Just give me their durty underpants and I'll tell you if they did it."

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:46 PM (fjX/+)

i lold

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 04:52 PM (jYnPD)

270 246
Hillary is of a genus that belongs in a stable.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 04:49 PM

I think she's too old for sumo, but that bollard that held her up is immovable!

Posted by: Grimaldi at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (WvSVz)

271 Brennan and clapper can plead the 5th amendment and durham has got squat!

Posted by: raimondo

Err - no. Its not their testimony that indictments hinge on most likely, its the testimony of others and the evidence turned over by the FBI case investigators. Trapping them in a lie would be great, of course, for the prosecution, but that kind of help is a bonus!

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (32YRo)

272 6 I suspect it's a request right up until it becomes a demand.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 04:18 PM (qC1Sy)

"Assisting the Police with their inquiries" sounds so much more respectful than "taken to headquarters for questioning".

Posted by: Zebedee's Other Son, the. apostle Jesus didn't love at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (UkK38)

273 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 04:37 PM



If you do show up tell the attorneys and judge you're psychic.


Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2019 04:51 PM

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Nope. Tell them you have irritable bowel syndrome. You are outta there in ten minutes tops.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (JUOKG)

274 "If I'm going down..."
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Honey, that's my line.
Posted by: Hillary=>! at October 22, 2019 04:50 PM (Ky3Y1)
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Depends on what the meaning of is is.

Posted by: President William Jefferson Clinton at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (YOhRS)

275 >>nasty little troll..

Lot of that going around.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (ZLI7S)

276
I wouldn't trust anyone who works for the "justice system." Seriously.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (JMI94)

There is no such thing as the justice system. The only people that gain are the attorneys, and I really like my attorneys.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (7bcfy)

277 Good lord

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (RUnSJ)

278 I now think f*cking Romney is evil.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (H8QX8)

279 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?
Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 04:37 PM

If you do show up tell the attorneys and judge you're psychic.
======
Then announce you know who committed the crime and point to the judge! Works every time.

Posted by: Carnak at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (Z6ORw)

280 I'm looking forward to jury duty. I can't wait to give them the same treatment they have been giving us. What's that? Clear evidence of wrongdoing? Obviously guilty? open and shut case? Meh, not guilty anyway because obviously there is no justice, you shouldn't have prosecuted, no reasonable prosecutor would, and besides, there was no intent

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (KZzsI)

281 12 Having any history of communist affiliation should disqualify you from any Federal employment. Communism and Representative government cannot coexist. Why should a government employ someone from an ideology inimical to it?
_______________

Because then we'd have to fire all the muslims.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (k4dH2)

282 Good grief, if you read progs on Twitter, Brennan is a brave, honest patriot that criminal Orange Man is trying to destroy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (ptqGC)

283 The IRS requested I pay some taxes this year.

I can tell them to fuck off, right, it's only a request.

Posted by: Mittens at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (FiUMj)

284 >>159 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?

Show up wearing a NRA hat.

Posted by: Galil at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (Pzzpr)

285 Great Legal Minds like raimondo's.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (oVJmc)

286 278
I now think f*cking Romney is evil.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (H8QX

You are correct sir!

Posted by: Mrs. Romney at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (ufFY8)

287 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (1XAal)

288 How convenient this shit is leaking.

Ambassador Bill Taylor testified that Ambassador Sondland said Trump specifically wanted Trump to investigate the Bidens in return for military assistance.
Oh, and
Allahpundit is tweeting Quid pro quo

https://tinyurl.com/yy5wol4e

Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (wiXsO)

289 Hey judge, is that a penis pump there under your robes or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (q1Pj5)

290 Good grief, if you read progs on Twitter, Brennan is a brave, honest patriot that criminal Orange Man is trying to destroy.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM

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Yep, that's what I am seeing. Trump is on a vendetta against brennan and clapper.


Methinks someone has seen the IG report and is trying to get ahead of it.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (JUOKG)

291 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (ptqGC)
******
Because they are Low Info Voters

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (BqBId)

292 Ambassador Bill Taylor testified that Ambassador Sondland said Trump specifically wanted Trump to investigate the Bidens in return for military assistance.

LOL even if this was true its utterly worthless as evidence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (KZzsI)

293 Nope. Tell them you have irritable bowel syndrome. You are outta there in ten minutes tops.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (JUOKG)

They want a Dr note for that. I saw one guy get kicked off because he said he believes in jury nullification and was a raging libertarian. It worked. I know the guy and he smiled when the prosecutor let him go.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (7bcfy)

294 284 >>159 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?

Show up wearing a NRA hat.
_______________

A MAGA hat and an NRA t-shirt

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (k4dH2)

295 >>Allahpundit is tweeting Quid pro quo


If you push anything through that hole in the bathroom stall, Allahpundit will suck it.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (fjX/+)

296
278 I now think f*cking Romney is evil.

Well, that's on his wife's conscience and she'll have to live with it.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (xGZ+b)

297 46 So...how many loops in a hangman's nose?
=====================

One.

Posted by: Wit's End at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (ROYpB)

298 Hillary has lost her marbles

Posted by: Yo! at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (1XAal)

299 "Assisting the Police with their inquiries" sounds so much more respectful than "taken to headquarters for questioning".
Posted by: Zebedee's Other Son, the. apostle Jesus didn't love at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (UkK3


You like British detective stories too, James?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (lwiT4)

300 When immigrants become citizens, there is a slew of questions they have to answer first. One of them is have you ever been a member of the communist party in your native country?

I assume nobody every answers truthfully. But theoretically, if you answer yes you can't become a citizen.

And yet Brennan, is very much a member of the communist party and can run the fucking country's intelligence community.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 04:56 PM (FiUMj)

301 Good grief, if you read progs on Twitter, Brennan is a brave, honest patriot that criminal Orange Man is trying to destroy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (ptqGC)
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It's the value of always having a continuous narrative going that people can just go with.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 04:56 PM (YOhRS)

302 "Nope. Tell them you have irritable bowel syndrome. You are outta there in ten minutes tops."

The judge will probably get your medical records and find out you're lying and throw you in jail for contempt. The courtroom is their little kingdom, and they love to rule you. Actual justice is not important to them.

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 04:56 PM (eAZVt)

303
https://tinyurl.com/yy5wol4e

Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (wiXsO)

and yet, Pelosi still won't call for a floor vote. heck, she took off to the ME, didn't she? So much for impeachment is our priority!!!

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 04:56 PM (a0IVu)

304
RE the topic at hand: There will not be arrests. There will not be "perp walks."

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I think a couple of the lower level conspirators may get busted. It would look pretty bad not to at this point. But yeah, I'm not very hopeful that I'll see a real capo like Brennan get hooked up for this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:56 PM (AzW6q)

305
Ambassador Bill Taylor testified that Ambassador Sondland said Trump specifically wanted Trump to investigate the Bidens in return for military assistance.



So one guy says another guy said what another guy wanted.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 04:56 PM (oVJmc)

306 Joe Scarborough: Trump Base Secretly Supports Impeachment

On the Hillary Derangement Meter, Joe is moving the needle rather violently.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 22, 2019 04:56 PM (5MzIH)

307 Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (wiXsO)
*******
Saw tape of Bill Taylor walking in to testify, definitely looks like a catcher

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 04:56 PM (BqBId)

308 I saw one guy get kicked off because he said he believes in jury nullification

That's one of the most basic principles of justice in the American system, kicking someone off a jury for it is wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:56 PM (KZzsI)

309 Ambassador Bill Taylor testified that Ambassador Sondland said Trump specifically
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so some guy is swearing that some other guy told him that trump said something...

Spot the problems class.

Posted by: Professor Housefield at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (C6xeQ)

310 >>A MAGA hat and an NRA t-shirt

Even better. They'll carry you outside and to your car.

Posted by: Galil at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (Pzzpr)

311 >>Show up wearing a NRA hat.
Posted by: Galil at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (Pzzpr)

Show up wearing the skin-face you've recently flensed from a skull.

Actually, don't do this.

You *do* get off jury duty. But there are other more time-consuming, ionconvenient consequences.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (XzT/D)

312 I tried to tell y'all he was an evil fucker,

Posted by: Mittens car roof dog at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (ptqGC)

313 >>Hey judge,


How'd that Chinese Viagra I sold you work out?

You getting it up now?

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (fjX/+)

314 OK I give up...why does the base want Trump impeached?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (FiUMj)

315 They want a Dr note for that. I saw one guy get kicked off because he said he believes in jury nullification and was a raging libertarian. It worked. I know the guy and he smiled when the prosecutor let him go.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2019 04:55 PM (7bcfy)
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"I just wanta see somebody hanged."

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (YOhRS)

316 Show up wearing a weeping hostage.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (XzT/D)

317 232 211
159 I just received a request to appear for jury duty. I can ignore that right?





Just put 6 cough drops in your mouth and drool for the lawyers



works like a charm

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (rpxSz)

I showed up the jury duty in TX wearing shorts and flip flops, I was the first out.


I wear a suit to jury duty in SoCal and am usually the first one dismissed.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (NmR1a)

318 266
Brennan: We can talk in my office.
Barr: We'll talk in MY office.


Posted by: DaveA at October 22, 2019 04:52 PM (FhXTo)
Executioner: Come to MY office when you are done with Barr.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (N39Ws)

319 There will not be arrests. There will not be "perp walks."

The worst we might see... maybe... is some strongly worded condemnation like those empty "censures" that the House keeps doing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (KZzsI)

320 If people are waiting for Durham and Barr to go rogue like Mueller's people I think they are in for a long wait. Barr's job is to return integrity and honesty to the DOJ not to double down on the behavior that got us here in the first place.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)


I think this is true, and if so.. there will be indictments and they will be real known people.
Otherwise, the Republic is lost. Either way I believe Barr is legit, just a matter of how far gone the rest of the system is.

Posted by: Inogame at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (+2xjH)

321 There really is little in this world that shitting you pants won't get you out of.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (fjX/+)

322 OK I give up...why does the base want Trump impeached?

When Mika-Fucker Joe says "the base" he means "Bill Kristol and Jonah Goldberg".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (ZGrMX)

323 Oh, and
Allahpundit is tweeting Quid pro quo

https://tinyurl.com/yy5wol4e
Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (wiXsO)


Is this from the closed door testimony or someone that spent 12 hours with Schiff before actually making any statements?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

324
Just put 6 cough drops in your mouth and drool for the lawyers







works like a charm



Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:45 PM (rpxSz)
Coke Mentos

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (N39Ws)

325 >>Ambassador Bill Taylor testified that Ambassador Sondland said Trump specifically wanted Trump to investigate the Bidens in return for military assistance.
Oh, and
Allahpundit is tweeting Quid pro quo

The biggest problem we have in this country is that a large majority are just fucking stupid and lazy.

We have the call transcript. We can read that Trump was interested in getting to the bottom of the corruption in the 2016 election. He was not asking for dirt for the 2020 election. These are like two totally different things and Trump would be derelict in his job if he didn't look into election corruption.

But people don't read the transcripts and then they let the media lie to them, the same media they bitch about 7 x 24, and they wonder why they don't know what the fuck is going on.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (ZLI7S)

326 Mitch McConnell wants Trump impeached more than Nancy Pelosi does.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (RqQOX)

327 288 How convenient this shit is leaking.

Ambassador Bill Taylor testified that Ambassador Sondland said Trump specifically wanted Trump to investigate the Bidens in return for military assistance.
Oh, and
Allahpundit is tweeting Quid pro quo

https://tinyurl.com/yy5wol4e
Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 04:54 PM (wiXsO)

Becky said that Suzy said that Linda is the slave of a giant alien phallus from Zeta Reticuli! So it MUST be true!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (RD7QR)

328 OK I give up...why does the base want Trump impeached?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (FiUMj)
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I think the answer there is: Pence.

Of course, the Dems say rightout that they are going after Pence next.

How much did Pence know about the "Quid Pro Quo" and when did he know it?

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (YOhRS)

329 I got dismissed from jury duty when I said I had been a victim of a violent crime and had misgivings as to how law enforcement had handled it.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 04:59 PM (lwiT4)

330 I wear a suit to jury duty in SoCal and am usually the first one dismissed.
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at October 22, 2019 04:57 PM (NmR1a

The only people I know that want jury duty are government employees because they get paid time off for jury duty.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2019 04:59 PM (7bcfy)

331 Bring your yarn and knitting needles. Knit a hangman's noose during voir dire.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:59 PM (q1Pj5)

332 meh, I mean you can sell them on anything, even mirengoff, is catching wise, now zelensky reopened the investigation into mr zylochevsky back in june, but that was by order of special judge,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 22, 2019 04:59 PM (x+C/t)

333 226
What's this garbage on Graham refusing to hold hearings on the steele
dossier because it would implicate mccain? Seriously the man is
dead.....what's the point? Hold the hearings.


Graham was McStain's wingman on shit from the Middle East to Ukraine. His ass would be exposed, too.

Posted by: pogoka at October 22, 2019 04:59 PM (y1Gwl)

334 And if they say no?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 05:00 PM (JoUsr)

335 Mitch McConnell wants Trump impeached more than Nancy Pelosi does.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (RqQOX)
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Then he must want the death of the GOP.

Because if they are not going to stop the Dems, there's nothing they are worth.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:00 PM (YOhRS)

336 Just keep rescheduling your jury duty until you move out of California

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:00 PM (HALdu)

337 Joe Scarborough is mentally ill. Now he's looking at Bolton as a hero, and says he wants to add Bolton's portrait next to Mueller's on his and Mika's living room wall.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:00 PM (ptqGC)

338 Actually I'm thinking show up to jury duty with a MAGA hat, every Leftist lawyer will ship you out lickity split

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2019 05:00 PM (ZCEU2)

339 321 There really is little in this world that shitting you pants won't get you out of.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (fjX/+)

Okay, that cracked me up but you first.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2019 05:00 PM (7bcfy)

340 I have never served on a Petit Jury. I told them I was a pastor and they dismissed me. I did serve on the Grand Jury. It was quite interesting; I'm not sorry that I did it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM (WI7YS)

341 I wonder if Durham already has wiretaps on Clapper, Brennan and maybe others.

Posted by: Dusty at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM (Kj2zW)

342 I think part of Cankles obsession with Russia Russia Russia is that she and Barky were the most sympathetic American administration ever to Russia - except for maybe FDR and his VP Henry Wallace the actual commie - and she can't believe that Clinton Inc was doublecrossed.

Not that I think Russia or Putin did anything, outside of a few farcebook ads. Putin hates the USA because we are everything Russia is not.

Putin is probably a very smart guy, and can't believe the idiots like Barky and Cankles who get into positions of power over here.

Putin is enjoying tormenting Cankles but it has nothing to do with Trump.

Posted by: Boots at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM (oGBso)

343 >>331 Bring your yarn and knitting needles. Knit a hangman's noose during voir dire.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:59 PM (q1Pj5)

Edited to read: Bring your yarn and knitting needles. Gouge your eyes out. Insist that Bone Tomahawk II is a real thing, and you were one of the two blinded troglodytes impregnated by the...not-blinded male troglodytes.

"Excused. Next..."

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM (XzT/D)

344 248 239 Only guilty people plead the 5th.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (xfb67)

Or lawyer up. Or won't consent to a search of their person, vehicle, or house without a warrant.

Getting a lawyer is more important for an innocent person than for a guilty person.

Why? Going to jail for something you did would suck. Going to jail for something you didn't do would be outrageous and a tragedy.

Everyone should read Prof. James Duane's book, "You Have the Right to Remain Innocent"

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM (xGZ+b)

345

Bret Baier gets to hawk his book on The Five.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 05:02 PM (aKsyK)

346 There really is little in this world that shitting you pants won't get you out of.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (fjX/+)
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I see more people have taken my advice.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 22, 2019 05:02 PM (YOhRS)

347 I wear a suit to jury duty in SoCal and am usually the first one dismissed

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That has worked for me every time but one, where two thirds of the pool didn't bother to show up, then one of the trials was a competency hearing, and I became an obvious pick.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 22, 2019 05:02 PM (YslsA)

348 Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM (xGZ+b)

No, I'm not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (WI7YS)

349 those are the facts. beside as je dyer pointed out, foreign military sales, are handled by the defense department, not omb, once the money has been appropriated,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (x+C/t)

350 Funny aside, I have some friends in various parts of new europe.

They have lots of different opinions about everything, however, one thing they do agree upon is that the corruption in Ukraine is unbelievable.

It is funny to hear them say that because they are always complaining about the corruption in their own countries.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (HALdu)

351 I got the heave ho from a jury when the judge and the prosecutor disclosed that they had a familial relationship. WTF. I said as much during selection (without the swears) and I got shown the door ten minutes later.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (ykYG2)

352 248 239 Only guilty people plead the 5th.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (xfb67)

Or lawyer up. Or won't consent to a search of their person, vehicle, or house without a warrant.

Getting a lawyer is more important for an innocent person than for a guilty person.

Why? Going to jail for something you did would suck. Going to jail for something you didn't do would be outrageous and a tragedy.

Everyone should read Prof. James Duane's book, "You Have the Right to Remain Innocent"
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM

After seeing the deep state in action I wouldn't tell the fucking time if they asked for it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (0W3mK)

353 Getting a lawyer is more important for an innocent person than for a guilty person.

Yep. You can beat the rap but you can't beat the ride.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (kD8Fh)

354
Everyone should read Prof. James Duane's book, "You Have the Right to Remain Innocent"
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM (xGZ+b)

___

** Not available for Republican presidents

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (FiUMj)

355 Juan Williams. Bless his heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (ptqGC)

356 Putin is enjoying tormenting Cankles but it has nothing to do with Trump.
Posted by: Boots at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM (oGBso)
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Russian agents had been in the US and thwarting our surveillance of them time after time, which is the real reason Obama kicked the "diplomats" out of the country a month after the election.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (YOhRS)

357 350
Funny aside, I have some friends in various parts of new europe.



They have lots of different opinions about everything, however, one
thing they do agree upon is that the corruption in Ukraine is
unbelievable.



It is funny to hear them say that because they are always complaining about the corruption in their own countries.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (HALdu)

We are one's to talk.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 05:04 PM (jYnPD)

358 Getting a lawyer is more important for an innocent person than for a guilty person.

Yep. You can beat the rap but you can't beat the ride.
Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (kD8Fh)



Nicely said.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:04 PM (HALdu)

359 326 Mitch McConnell wants Trump impeached more than Nancy Pelosi does.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (RqQOX)

Yup.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 05:04 PM (H8QX8)

360 Edited to read: Bring your yarn and knitting needles. Gouge your eyes out. Insist that Bone Tomahawk II is a real thing, and you were one of the two blinded troglodytes impregnated by the...not-blinded male troglodytes.

"Excused. Next..."
Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM (XzT/D)

I swear while I was waiting to be called up to the jury box a lady tried to tell the judge she couldn't serve because she was mentally ill, he would not let her leave. I was dismissed before her so I didn't get to watch her being questioned.
I got snarky with the judge, the defense let me go. Gang stabbing case.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2019 05:04 PM (7bcfy)

361 >>No, I'm not. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (WI7YS)

Your treasure is in the heaven. Heaven is not New Jersey.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:04 PM (XzT/D)

362 "I said as much during selection (without the swears) and I got shown the door ten minutes later."

You're lucky the judge didn't order you jailed.

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 05:04 PM (eAZVt)

363 So the "leaked" some of todays testimony and they got their quid pro quo... From a man who hates trump and was more or less fired....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2019 05:04 PM (O2RFr)

364 353
Getting a lawyer is more important for an innocent person than for a guilty person.



Yep. You can beat the rap but you can't beat the ride.



Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM (kD8Fh)

Sounds like a CPL sales pitch.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 05:04 PM (jYnPD)

365 "
Everyone should read Prof. James Duane's book, "You Have the Right to Remain Innocent"

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at October 22, 2019 05:01 PM (xGZ+b) "



This.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (bwo3w)

366 Dagan McDowell just threw major shade at Moochelle. Bret Baier looked unamused.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (ptqGC)

367 The MSM is orgasming over the testimony today.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (FiUMj)

368 Show up for jury duty in brown face.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (aKsyK)

369 that was in liberty unyielding some weeks ago, she also noted that Fiona hill, is a real cabal player, steele's counterpart in the nsc in the early 00s,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (x+C/t)

370 >>Heaven is not New Jersey.


It is a place on Earth, however.

Posted by: Belinda Carlisle at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (fjX/+)

371
Mitch McConnell wants Trump impeached more than Nancy Pelosi does.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (RqQOX)

-------

This is true. All that matters is the political calculations at play. If he thinks he's better off keeping Trump (at this juncture, I think that IS the calculation), then he will.

If he thinks he can get away with convicting, then he will. The Senate GOP will be MORE than happy to cooperate, if given the go-ahead. I think that is why he's said he'd drag a Senate trial out for a long time - not because it harms Democrats, but because it provides time to grind down the President's popularity enough to potentially make conviction look like a survivable proposition.

This is what makes me nervous. The Turtle is a conniving little fucker, and he's not on Trump's side.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (AzW6q)

372 Sounds like a CPL sales pitch.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 05:04 PM (jYnPD)


I need to trademark that!

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (kD8Fh)

373 >>Ambassador Bill Taylor testified that Ambassador Sondland said Trump specifically wanted Trump to investigate the Bidens in return for military assistance.


Wasn't that the guy whose emails/DMs with Sondeland showed he was pushing this interpretation in attempt to get Sondeland to confirm it, as it, he was attempting to entrap Sondeland?

Taylor is/was working with Schiff likely.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (bDqIh)

374 Your treasure is in the heaven. Heaven is not New Jersey.
===
Wanna bet!

Posted by: The Situation at October 22, 2019 05:06 PM (Z6ORw)

375 I think you could easily get kicked off a jury by insisting that it's vitally important that you stay on it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 22, 2019 05:06 PM (YOhRS)

376 Say something racist.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

OMG the last time I had to sit through the grinding axe of jury selection, a woman kept arguing with the judge that because her sister was a drug addict, this case would be too traumatizing to her as it was about an illegal trafficking in meth. She wouldn't shut the hell up and I think that the judge would have slapped her if he could've gotten away with it. BTW, I was not selected. Must have been the look on my face that said "Of course he's guilty, just look at him!".

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 05:06 PM (oiNtH)

377 I'm going down, they're ALL coming with me."
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:48 PM (Zz0t1)


--------

I just want a full list of who WE paid off when congress was abusing and harassing pages in congress.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 05:06 PM (jUVms)

378 And those "sit downs" won't be the same as they would with George Snuffalopagus or Dana Bash or Jake (spit!) Tapper.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 22, 2019 05:06 PM (4ZE6o)

379 Where I live you can get called every 3 years for JD. I got one years ago and like clockwork I get called every 3 freaking years. I run a business and it's a royal pain. I know people who've never been called that are in their 70's. Last one I got called in and got dismissed quickly when they asked what I thought about pit bulls. I did get my 9 dollar per diem! Woohoo!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:06 PM (0W3mK)

380 The MSM is orgasming over the testimony today.

Yeah the carefully leaked section has them all overjoyed, even though its worthless and silly. Allahpundit and David French are going nuts.

Sometimes when I see something come out I go "huh, this might be a problem" but this one just makes me laugh out loud.

Somebody says that some other guy told him what someone meant.

And that's your big win? That's the bombshell? That's what you think will sink a president??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 05:06 PM (KZzsI)

381 Jury duty I tell the judge the system is corrupt siting cases debra milke and jodie ariens as examples of prosecutorial misconduct and have to find the defendant not guilty under jury nullification which supreme court has ruled constitutional but said don't tell the jury!

Posted by: raimondo at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (nvOKc)

382 You could easily get kicked off a jury by insisting that New Jersey is heaven.

This is known.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (XzT/D)

383 This is what makes me nervous. The Turtle is a conniving little fucker, and he's not on Trump's side.



You have to ask what would the Red Chinese want.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (TuUK9)

384 The MSM is orgasming over the testimony today.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (FiUMj)
*******
Don't know how to break it to you & MSM, It doesn't matter what Trump said, what Sondland said or what Catcher Bill Taylor said they said. PDT can do those things. NEXT

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (BqBId)

385 The MSM is orgasming over the testimony today.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (FiUMj)
---
I think this is Trump's 104th impeachment in the press.

They've got him now. Wheels are coming off.
[End_of_macro]

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (YOhRS)

386 Durham is clearly a Russian asset. How can you people not see it!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (2I33r)

387 >>380 The MSM is orgasming over the testimony today.

Is it making "The Face?"

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (XzT/D)

388 Ambassador Bill Taylor testified that Ambassador Sondland said Trump specifically wanted Trump to investigate the Bidens in return for military assistance.

--

And he was sick at Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors last night?

Seriously, I can see why democrats are excluding republicans from these interviews, and why they won't hold a vote.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (YslsA)

389 why do people think McConnell wants Trump out of office?

all the GOPes know that DJT is wildly popular with the republican base...and a lot of blue collar democrats.

A Trump-hating McConnell doesn't sound viable.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (kD8Fh)

390 This is what makes me nervous. The Turtle is a conniving little fucker, and he's not on Trump's side.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (AzW6q)




Sure, but Trump is good for Mitch. He is feeding him conservative judges as fast as Mitch can shove them through the senate. Some day historians will refer to the newly re-judged as the McConell court.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (HALdu)

391 From a man who hates trump and was more or less fired

Yeah its hearsay testimony about conjecture, from a disgruntled ex-employee.

That's the best they got. That's their smoking gun.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 05:08 PM (KZzsI)

392 You could easily get kicked off a jury by insisting that New Jersey is heaven.

This is known.

Good; You try that next time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:08 PM (WI7YS)

393 What that Sondeland said doesn't amount to hearsay?

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:08 PM (YOhRS)

394 I get called for jury duty every year but never get picked. hubby git picked once and got himself shown out the door after declaring, well yes, pedophiles should be hanged - why are we wasting our time here..

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 05:09 PM (a0IVu)

395 Wasn't that the guy whose emails/DMs with
Sondeland showed he was pushing this interpretation in attempt to get
Sondeland to confirm it, as it, he was attempting to entrap Sondeland?



Taylor is/was working with Schiff likely.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 05:05 PM (bDqIh)

Yeah. He began, "as we discussed on the phone . . . ," a clear attempt to get a textual record favorable to a certain cause. Sondelan, explicitly denied his interpretation.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 05:09 PM (jYnPD)

396 >>If he thinks he can get away with convicting, then he will. The Senate GOP will be MORE than happy to cooperate, if given the go-ahead. I think that is why he's said he'd drag a Senate trial out for a long time - not because it harms Democrats, but because it provides time to grind down the President's popularity enough to potentially make conviction look like a survivable proposition.

According to guys like Jordan, Biggs, Meadows and others nearly every single witness Schiff has called so far has punched enormous holes in Schiff's fantasy. In fact, best I can tell Taylor is the first one who hasn't.

Which of course is why Schiff is doing all this behind closed doors. If the Trump is impeached which is by no means a sure thing the Senate will done in public with Trump having lawyers with subpoena powers and they will be able to cross examine. All in public.

I'm not seeing that being real damaging to Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)

397 I was on one jury, I enjoyed the experience. But I'm kind of a sick f.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 22, 2019 05:09 PM (LOq4H)

398 Raimondo - I would be honored to have you on my jury the next time I get felonious.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 05:10 PM (lwiT4)

399 Your treasure is in the heaven. Heaven is not New Jersey.
Posted by: Zod


He's not wrong...

Posted by: Brother Cavil
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at October 22, 2019 05:10 PM (AM1GF)

400 Trump is also the Turtle's wife's boss, fwiw.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 05:10 PM (1XNk8)

401 Joe Scarborough is mentally ill. Now he's looking at Bolton as a hero, and says he wants to add Bolton's portrait next to Mueller's on his and Mika's living room wall.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:00 PM (ptqGC)


The banjo kid from Deliverance's portrait should be there. Do those Low IQ homewreckers still regard that senile shitstain, Mueller, as a hero?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 05:10 PM (y7DUB)

402 389 why do people think McConnell wants Trump out of office?

all the GOPes know that DJT is wildly popular with the republican base...and a lot of blue collar democrats.

A Trump-hating McConnell doesn't sound viable.
Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (kD8Fh)

___

Their calculus is deplorables will still vote GOP no matter what.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:10 PM (FiUMj)

403 I work with a Trump-hating democrat female and she is saying nothing at all about this impeachment circus.

I went to an event surrounded by Trump-haters and not one brought any of this b.s. up.

This impeachment circus seems to be taking place for the benefit of Gaslight Inc. and their fellow travelers.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:10 PM (kD8Fh)

404 Getting out of jury duty will depend on the judge. I've seen the full range. Some judges, you can forget about it. They won't put up with any shit. Not good idea to test them. I didn't try because I didn't want to lie. I was happy to serve on the first jury. It was a good experience. By the third time, I was done. But I answered every voir dire question honestly, and that was that.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 05:11 PM (H8QX8)

405 Tell them you are running for jury foreman because you have watched 12 Angry Men and My Cousin Vinny and Perry Mason.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 05:11 PM (q1Pj5)

406 >>According to guys like Jordan, Biggs, Meadows and others nearly every single witness Schiff has called so far has punched enormous holes in Schiff's fantasy. In fact, best I can tell Taylor is the first one who hasn't.

This does not matter.

>>Which of course is why Schiff is doing all this behind closed doors. If the Trump is impeached which is by no means a sure thing the Senate will done in public with Trump having lawyers with subpoena powers and they will be able to cross examine. All in public.

This does not matter.

>>I'm not seeing that being real damaging to Trump.

Correct. Incorrect. It does not matter.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:11 PM (XzT/D)

407 Yeah its hearsay testimony about conjecture, from a disgruntled ex-employee.

That's the best they got. That's their smoking gun.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 05:08 PM (KZzsI)

____

Before we're done spinning, Taylor will have said he personally saw blowing Putin.

Posted by: MSM at October 22, 2019 05:11 PM (FiUMj)

408 Their calculus is deplorables will still vote GOP no matter what.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:10 PM (FiUMj)


Mia Love's defeat in UT indicates otherwise. She was a NTer.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:11 PM (kD8Fh)

409 >>Correct. Incorrect. It does not matter.

Go wax your balls, Zod.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:12 PM (ZLI7S)

410
Sure, but Trump is good for Mitch. He is feeding him conservative judges as fast as Mitch can shove them through the senate. Some day historians will refer to the newly re-judged as the McConell court.
Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (HALdu)

---------

Pence will do the same.

McConnell will do what's best for his faction of the Party. He would like to remove Trump, but at this time it's not feasible. If it looks feasible at some point down the road, he'll knife the President in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 05:12 PM (AzW6q)

411 387 >>380 The MSM is orgasming over the testimony today.

Is it making "The Face?"
Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:07 PM (XzT/D)

I don't want to see that on Brian Stelter. God no.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 05:12 PM (RD7QR)

412 If you really want off the jury, ask the DA:
"Exactly why are we here? What type of Judicial System do we have? What type do you champion yourself? Are we looking to rehabilitate? Or are we here seeking to Punish? How does one serve Justice and one Not?"

"Because, if you don't know I can't answer these questions you have for me.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:12 PM (fjX/+)

413 Juan Williams. Bless his heart.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 05:03 PM

Anyone seen the Bless The Harts show on Fox? From the looks of it is an animated shot at us deplorables but I could be wrong?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:12 PM (0W3mK)

414 Mother Superior would like to see you.

Posted by: DaveA at October 22, 2019 05:12 PM (FhXTo)

415 If he thinks he can get away with convicting, then he will. The Senate GOP will be MORE than happy to cooperate, if given the go-ahead. I think that is why he's said he'd drag a Senate trial out for a long time - not because it harms Democrats, but because it provides time to grind down the President's popularity enough to potentially make conviction look like a survivable proposition.

According to guys like Jordan, Biggs, Meadows and others nearly every single witness Schiff has called so far has punched enormous holes in Schiff's fantasy. In fact, best I can tell Taylor is the first one who hasn't.

Which of course is why Schiff is doing all this behind closed doors. If the Trump is impeached which is by no means a sure thing the Senate will done in public with Trump having lawyers with subpoena powers and they will be able to cross examine. All in public.

I'm not seeing that being real damaging to Trump.
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Impeachment is a political process. The whole last 3 years has been an attempt to grind Trump's popularity to the point for the republican senators had political cover to vote for it. Hell, they think the evangelicals would jump at the chance for president Pence and are shocked more support hasn't bled off.

Truth is, people don't want to be ruled by a deep state uniparty mob. Our votes count. Trump won. He stays until the next election. And then stays another 4.

Posted by: simplemind at October 22, 2019 05:13 PM (47N8P)

416 This is what makes me nervous. The Turtle is a conniving little fucker, and he's not on Trump's side.

Trump hired Turtle's wife as Sec of Transportation because she is utterly corrupt and has relatives profiting mightily from Chinese trade that Elaine Chao can orchestrate on the regulation and policy side.

Chao gets to keep the money flowing if Turtle keeps the judges flowing.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 05:13 PM (lD3vL)

417 This will go on your permanent record.

Posted by: DaveA at October 22, 2019 05:13 PM (FhXTo)

418 Have there been instances of Mitch not supporting Trump? Honest question. Truthfully I don't pay much attention to this crap.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 05:13 PM (lwiT4)

419 Pretty sure you can't interview these two while Jimmy Carter's in the hospital.

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2019 05:13 PM (Y9zp1)

420 Their calculus is deplorables will still vote GOP no matter what.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:10 PM (FiUMj)
--------------------

They must be incredibly stupid to think that. The GOP primary field in 2016 had what, 17 or 18 people in it? Most of them squishy squibs like Jeb! and Pierre DeLickMe and the rest of them?

Trump curbstomped all of them, and the deplorables are the reason why. There isn't a snowflakes chance in hell that any of the squibs have become more popular in the last 3 years.

Posted by: Boots at October 22, 2019 05:14 PM (oGBso)

421 If you really want off the jury, ask the DA:

"Exactly why are we here? What type of Judicial System do we have?
What type do you champion yourself? Are we looking to rehabilitate?
Or are we here seeking to Punish? How does one serve Justice and one
Not?"



"Because, if you don't know I can't answer these questions you have for me.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:12 PM (fjX/+)

and end with, "I will not stay here and let you badmouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!"

Posted by: Brother Otter, pre-med pre-law what's the difference? at October 22, 2019 05:14 PM (q1Pj5)

422 >>Go wax your balls, Zod.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 05:12 PM (ZLI7S)

(Waxes balls. Admires them with mirror).

Now. Now you will worship. Do it gently, as you have been taught.

(Sighs, lights hookah).

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 05:14 PM (XzT/D)

423 386 Durham is clearly a Russian asset. How can you people not see it!

Waiting for Hillary to confirm it.

Posted by: Syzygy at October 22, 2019 05:15 PM (B3kya)

424 Ambassador Bill Taylor testified that Ambassador Sondland said Trump specifically wanted Trump to investigate the Bidens in return for military assistance.


Is Sondland dead or something?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 22, 2019 05:15 PM (TuUK9)

425 Good prosecutors ask do ask questions where they already know the answers, but cannot yet sufficiently prove those answers to others.

I hope for the sake of our nation that Durham can connect the dots with evidence to spare and that Barr is not afraid of future retaliation from a Dem administration (which is a very real fear).

Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 05:15 PM (RZIhl)

426 Their calculus is deplorables will still vote GOP no matter what.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 05:10 PM (FiUMj)

Mia Love's defeat in UT indicates otherwise. She was a NTer.
Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:11 PM (kD8Fh)


I left the ballot blank for Rob Portman the last time he ran and plan on doing it again. Fuck the GOP if they think they don't have to earn my vote. They've gotten away with that shit too goddamn long.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 22, 2019 05:15 PM (y7DUB)

427 Re: sidebar Amber Heard.

She's not a pioneer or a groundbreaker when it comes to defending the female nipple.

someone should tell her about the 1970s.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:15 PM (kD8Fh)

428 Gayer than small dick porn.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 05:16 PM (q177U)

429 "If you really want off the jury, ask the DA:
'Exactly why are we here? What type of Judicial System do we have?'"

The judge is not amused. Contempt of court! Three days in jail!

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 05:16 PM (eAZVt)

430 So basically Taylor was relaying a story about Sonderland's one time at band camp story. LOLGTFO

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 05:16 PM (0W3mK)

431 Have there been instances of Mitch not supporting Trump? Honest question. Truthfully I don't pay much attention to this crap.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 05:13 PM (lwiT4)

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He blocked every piece of major legislation from the (R) House, with the exception of the tax bill (which he wanted).

75% of the House bills died in committee during that first two years.

He has slow-walked every non-judicial confirmation in order to hamper Trump forming a government.

He is not on our team. He is on Team Uniparty second, and Team Mitch first.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 05:16 PM (AzW6q)

432 Raimondo - I would be honored to have you on my jury the next time I get felonious.

"Your Honor, we have nine votes for 'Guilty', two votes 'Not Guilty' and one vote for 'Pizza Party, Pizza Party'.

"Request motion to eject the idiot and redeliberate."

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 05:16 PM (ykYG2)

433 noody

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 05:16 PM (a0IVu)

434 Your treasure is in the heaven. Heaven is not New Jersey.
Posted by: Zod

We already discussed my treasure yesterday, Zoddie

I never suggested NJ is heaven. I just said the world hasn't ended and I'm not in hell.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 05:17 PM (WI7YS)

435 i was on a jury, once.

3 days of my life wasted on two drunken illegal aliens.

FTS.


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 05:17 PM (Kyj0g)

436 >>Gayer than small dick porn.


What is a Vespa?

Let's stay with Messenger Bags and Crocs and .... for $400.

Posted by: garrett on Jeopardy at October 22, 2019 05:17 PM (fjX/+)

437 Their calculus is deplorables will still vote GOP no matter what.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker




They bet wrong.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 05:17 PM (ftdxp)

438 *warms up*

Ahem.

Mememememmeeeeeeeeeee!

Okay, cool.

Nood.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 05:17 PM (qC1Sy)

439 In the 1970s my aunt would tell me about BBQ's she attended where some of the women went topless. I thought that was SO GROSS, and still do.

Posted by: kallisto at October 22, 2019 05:17 PM (kD8Fh)

440 Back in 2007, 2008 when some people who wanted to split from the GOP started playing around with the name "Tea Party", we were told that if we go 3rd party, the Dems will always win, and we didn't want that, did we?

If the GOP is in the process of taking out somebody who is not actually interested in how much ground he's conceding to the libs, there is no use for them. There never was (from 2007 on) any use for them.

When they cajoled us with "pick the most conservative candidate who can appeal to the middle (the most MOR)" and gave us McCain and Romney as "next up" candidates, it made some sense. Especially for the united goal of keeping the Dems from winning.

If the Republicans can just cede the first ever removal of a President on the a theory about interpreting crimes in just such an astral alignment, that party deserves to die.

And when they say "But Democrats will WIN!" We can just show the road of betrayal and say they should be okay with that--ESPECIALLY the NeverTrumpers who say VOTE WITH THE DEMS until the GOP's only fighter is gone.

They've shown their colors. I've got some dust on sandals to knock off.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 05:18 PM (YOhRS)

441 "You have to let me serve on this Jury, I just had my balls waxed!"

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 05:18 PM (fjX/+)

Posted by: giant alien phallus from Zeta Reticuli! So it MUST be true! at October 22, 2019 05:18 PM (Dh1wo)

443 Mia Love was a neverTrumer? Yikes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2019 05:19 PM (jUVms)

444 No Democrats will go to prison.

The end.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 22, 2019 05:19 PM (l9m7l)

445 Suzy is talking about me??

Posted by: giant alien phallus from Zeta Reticuli! So it MUST be true! at October 22, 2019 05:19 PM (Dh1wo)

446 Horde re: jury duty = hilarious. Although i might not take all of your suggestions I can't afford a few days in the pokey.

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (oiNtH)

447 Sondland, knew the first rule of fight club, not to be discussing confidential info out in the open, consequently they've mounted a spontaneous boycott against his hotels,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 22, 2019 05:21 PM (x+C/t)

448 Mia Love was a neverTrumer? Yikes.

She is Mormon so of course she is a back stabbing, traitorous RINO.

What Mormon politician isn't loathsome ?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 22, 2019 05:23 PM (lD3vL)

449 You're out of order!
You're out of order!

The whole trial is out of order!

Posted by: Fritz at October 22, 2019 05:26 PM (kLDv+)

450 >>>There really is little in this world that shitting you pants won't get you out of.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:58 PM (fjX/+)

Puts a damper on surprise anal

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 05:27 PM (q177U)

451 I'm late here, so somebody's probably made the point, but a "request" can very quickly turn into a subpoena, or an arrest. One can refuse to speak- i.e. plead the fifth (unless granted immunity and then compelled). In Brennan's case, it will be a perjury trap. If he's wise, he'll say nothing and/or not recall a lot. It will also benefit his lawyer/defense because the questions will likely tip off what they have on him.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 22, 2019 05:33 PM (87EdW)

452 Should tell him he doesnt need a lawyer. Its just a friendly chat.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 22, 2019 05:58 PM (YIMAA)

Good News: British Columbia Human Rights Tribunal Rules Against Jonathan, aka "Jennifer," Yaniv;
The Man is Ordered to Pay the Women Legal Costs, and Rules They Do Not Have to Touch His Dirty Pervert Balls

Has Canada gotten saner while the US further crazifies?

The Justice Centre for Constitutional Freedoms (JCCF.ca) is pleased to announce that the BC Human Rights Tribunal has ruled in favour of home estheticians' right to refuse to handle male genitalia against their will.

The decision noted, "human rights legislation does not require a service provider to wax a type of genitals they are not trained for and have not consented to wax."

This ruling is a bit narrow.

Canada is busy creating new alleged "human rights," but won't ever rule on what happens when its constantly-multiplying "human rights" come into conflict -- like when a trans person's alleged right to force the world to pretend he's a gender he's not comes into a conflict with a woman's right not to handle a strange man's meat.


Canada has a very stupid little maxim about this: There is no "hierarchy of rights;" all human rights -- or "human rights," as the case may be -- stand on equal footing and all are to be protected to the maximum.

But obviously there's a conflict here, and the tribunal must choose between Yaniv's alleged "right" get his nasty scote fondled and women's right not be forced into de facto prositution.

But the tribunal is claiming, no, there's no conflict; the women consented to touch one type of genitals, not another. They're saying that while trans loons' "human rights" would usually be equal to a woman's right not to touch a man's schlong, even if being paid to do so, there is no such conflict here, because the stores did not offer to touch all genitals, just a particular type.

They're making this as narrow as possible to avoid refuting their stupid "all 'human rights' are precisely equal to one another, even the 'human rights' we made up two years ago" rule.

Presumably, then, if a post-op trans person comes in and says "touch my fake genitals," no women would have the right to avoid touching what is, in fact, still a man.

They also say the women weren't "trained" to wax a man's groin (which I think really means the pudendum), and so forcing the women to perform this odd service would present a "health risk" to the public.

That's a lot of bullshit. I mean, I'll take any bullshit to stop Yaniv, but this bullshit is offered in service of something I disagree with: That were it not for this bullshit "public health" rationale, the women would be forced to touch a man's penis, because that man says he's woman and so he's a woman.

The bullshit is offered to avoid goring a sacred cow of the sexual left, the transsupremacists, and, of course, David "Blessing of Liberty" French.

The decision further found that the complainant [Jonathan] Yaniv "engaged in improper conduct", "filed complaints for improper purposes", and concluded Yaniv's testimony was "disingenuous and self-serving." Finally, noted the Tribunal, Yaniv was "evasive and argumentative and contradicted [himself]" while giving evidence.

...

Yaniv identifies as a woman but possesses male genitalia. In March 2018 Yaniv approached the estheticians and requested a “Brazilian” to remove pubic hair from the groin area. When the estheticians refused to provide the requested service due to a lack of personal comfort, safety concerns, a lack of training, and/or religious objections, Yaniv filed complaints against them alleging discrimination based on gender identity and gender expression. In total, Yaniv filed 15 complaints against various estheticians in the Vancouver area seeking as much as $15,000 in damages against each esthetician.

Yaniv has made numerous public comments against immigrants. At the hearings, Yaniv contended that immigrants use their religion to discriminate against trans people because they refused to wax the male genitals of those who identify as women.

...

The Tribunal ordered costs against Yaniv in the amount of $2000.00 payable to each of Ms. Benipal, Ms. DaSilva, and Mrs. Hehar Gill.

That's nothing. For one thing, Yaniv will never pay this. For another, one of the businesses was already forced to close due to the tribunal's prior legal action against it.

Is $2000 enough to get the business up and running again? I don't think so.

And what of the next transactivist who exploits Canada's bizarre "human rights tribunals" to force their delusions down other business owner's and other citizens' throats?

They'll also have to go through years of expensive and brutal process. And then, maybe, one day a court will order a judgment-proof deadbeat to give them a couple of grand. (Canadian grand, too.)

Thanks to JackStraw.

Bonus:



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:20 PM




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1 Wooohoo.. I'll call 'em.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2019 03:20 PM (so+oy)

2 Smooth Tranny Ballz

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 03:22 PM (RUnSJ)

3 No pervy ball touching allowed!

They should put that sign on the front of their shop.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2019 03:22 PM (so+oy)

4 what in the absolute fuck?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 22, 2019 03:22 PM (KP5rU)

5 Waxing ones balls must be more painful than a Brazilian bikini wax..

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 03:22 PM (a0IVu)

6 "Has Canada gotten saner while the US further crazifies?"

I'm so proud of Canada for finally catching up to us by electing a black Prime Minister.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 03:22 PM (oZ6kz)

7 265 You will now receive instruction from Zod.

He who slings mud, loses ground. As the Marines instruct in basic training, Do Not Worry About What He Is Trying To Do To You; Do Unto Him, And It'll All Work Out.

This kind of pitty-pat homo-slap faggoty silliness is beneath intelligent, determined humans. The petty newts-eye-for-a-newts-eye sandbox absurdity is counterproductive. It is defensive. It advertises weakness. It invites domination.

There are sufficient statistics to disprove socialism. The Odd Coalition can be defeated by Americans willing to stand up and say "Your destructive, perverse agenda is not tolerable. You must leave or accept the ass-whipping. Perhaps then you will understand that you are Less."

Raise your hand if you've ever confronted an asshole whose anti-human agenda offended your space.

(Zod raises hand).

I have. I will.

Say you will, too.

Do it. Do It Now.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (XzT/D)

8 Isn't that due the child molester guy who hosts topless pool parties?

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (q177U)

9 Bad News: Pierre Trudeau's party is back in power and so he stays as PM despite being an international laughingstock with a falling eyebrow, a cosplay douchebag, and a blatantly, openly corrupt politician.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (KZzsI)

10 >>They also say the women weren't "trained" to wax a man's groin (which I think really means the pudendum)



Well, you're the expert on taint waxing and anal bleaching...I will take your word for it.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (fjX/+)

11 This is nice and all, but Mr. Yaniv is merely getting a $6000 slap on the wrist.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (KCruE)

12 ZOD

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (KP5rU)

13 Th

Posted by: CliffClavin at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (dyCMp)

14 We need to build a bigger wall.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (yRAFu)

15 What are the chances this pervert *doesn't* commit some sort of sex crime in the near future? Society needs to be protected from psychopaths like him.

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (eAZVt)

16 >>Waxing ones balls must be more painful than a Brazilian bikini wax.


Depends on how warm the room is, I guess?


Ace can enlighten us.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:24 PM (fjX/+)

17 I'm oddly turned on by ZOD's instructions...i think i'll go have lunch now.

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 03:24 PM (a0IVu)

18 Personally I think this kind of nuisance lawfare should carry a heavier penalty than paying legal fees. Some kind of personal penalty for trying to abuse the system as a weapon, like jail time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:24 PM (KZzsI)

19 I saw Violent Femmes play with Dirty Pervert Balls and They Might Be Giants in San Francisco.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:24 PM (jYnPD)

20 Sanity. From Canada. Who'd a thought?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 03:24 PM (ycWCI)

21 Hey Ace.. what's with your new (??) interest in etymology?

Had an English teacher in high school who's thing was etymology. He was a tough bastard.. for homework, gave us ten words a night to research and memorize.

Obviously, this was not a public school, where the teachers mostly had not ever heard the word etymology!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2019 03:24 PM (so+oy)

22 If all human rights were "on equal footing," then hate speech would not exist.

It can only exist if the human right to free expression is subordinate.

What a bunch of poser hacks.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 22, 2019 03:24 PM (LWu6U)

23 Good news after the insanity from the Tx jury ruling.

Posted by: IanDeal at October 22, 2019 03:24 PM (vgGyZ)

24 It's not new - ace has always been a big fan of insects.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 03:25 PM (oZ6kz)

25 >>If all human rights were "on equal footing," then hate speech would not exist.


I thought they were on the metric System up there?

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:25 PM (fjX/+)

26 Yeah, that's the problem with tribunals, the want to tribune and that frequently makes life tougher.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 03:25 PM (RD7QR)

27 Let pervy Jonathan know that he can still have those pubes removed by the spa, but instead of wax - they'll use a cheese grater.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 03:25 PM (Gvpa/)

28 The obvious answer is mandatory classes to teach how to wax women's penises.


Posted by: qzy at October 22, 2019 03:25 PM (8+5U/)

29 24 It's not new - ace has always been a big fan of insects.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 03:25 PM (oZ6kz)

Sometimes he grooms the other ewoks for tasty bits.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 03:25 PM (ycWCI)

30 Johnny boy needs to find Beto's amazing cow he wrote so fondly of... the cow (so long as you worship it, apparently) will wax, buff AND shine your balls and ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 03:26 PM (AzW6q)

31 I will, as ZOD wills it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:26 PM (jYnPD)

32 $6000 in punitive fines is not a fur coat, but Yaniv's ballsack on the other hand...

Posted by: Mrs. Benipal, Mrs. Dasilva and Mrs. Hehar-Gill at October 22, 2019 03:26 PM (KCruE)

33 Jennifer Juniper, lives upon a bump
Jennifer Juniper, has an extra stump

Posted by: Donovan at October 22, 2019 03:26 PM (+y/Ru)

34 I am so very sorry for that dad in Texas. Beyond heartbreaking.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 03:26 PM (q177U)

35 24 It's not new - ace has always been a big fan of insects.
Posted by: Broseidon
......

How the hell did I KNOW that joke would come up here???

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2019 03:27 PM (so+oy)

36 On the other hand, now I'm wondering what shaving my balls would be like.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 03:27 PM (RD7QR)

37 Anything called a tribunal has no place in a free country. Any country with things called tribunals is not free.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 22, 2019 03:27 PM (nb5D1)

38 Christopher, it's Justin Trudeau. Not Pierre.

The Liberals and NDP lost a lot of seats. And after this coalition, they'll lose a lot more.

Posted by: trev006 at October 22, 2019 03:27 PM (4wTdg)

39 My stores would touch all genitals.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

40 36 On the other hand, now I'm wondering what shaving my balls would be like.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 03:27 PM (RD7QR)

Like the Battle of the Somme- long, bloody and does not accomplish much.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 03:28 PM (ycWCI)

41 On the other hand, now I'm wondering what shaving my balls would be like.
Posted by: joncelli
.......

It's not the shaving that's bad.. it's when the hair starts growing back that gets really bad!

*Don't ask me how I know this..*

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2019 03:28 PM (so+oy)

42 >>On the other hand, now I'm wondering what shaving my balls would be like.

That's fine.

When you start wondering about shaving someone else's ball sack they you've got a problem.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)

43 What is the distinction between this and baking a cake? Besides the obvious. Asking for a friend.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (iCVx5)

44 Justine lost the popular vote but won the election. I call for an end to the Canadian election system!!!!!!!! Cuz unfair!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (FiUMj)

45 This is absolutely horrible, we as True Conservatives cannot stand silently by while people are denied their Blessings of Liberty, it's not who we are! We must take action NOW!!!

Posted by: The French Davidian at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (KCruE)

46 Meanwhile Canada has a women's world Champion speed cyclist who is a guy.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (9YKBM)

47 "There is no "hierarchy of rights;" all human rights -- or "human rights," as the case may be -- stand on equal footing and all are to be protected to the maximum."
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I know reasonably bright nine year-olds who'd spot the problem with this idea immediately.

This is Idiocracy manifest.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (sWM8x)

48 >>When you start wondering about shaving someone else's ball sack they you've got a problem.


What you mean 'We' Kemosabee?

Posted by: Tanto at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (fjX/+)

49 I am so very sorry for that dad in Texas. Beyond heartbreaking.
Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 03:26 PM (q177U)

-------

Oh no. Not that again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (AzW6q)

50 Christopher, it's Justin Trudeau. Not Pierre.

Same douchebag, different generation. And he's still in office, no matter how many seats his party lost. I'm just so sick of people being reelected despite being so completely unworthy of even being a toilet seat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

51 On the other hand, now I'm wondering what shaving my balls would be like.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 03:27 PM (RD7QR)
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Drafty?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (BLD7q)

52 Rip it, rip it good.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2019 03:30 PM (M+Lyo)

53 The obvious answer is mandatory classes to teach how to wax women's penises.


Posted by: qzy at October 22, 2019 03:25 PM


Don't give them ideas. This will become mandatory licensing requirement.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 03:30 PM (ejd/p)

54 >>What is the distinction between this and baking a cake?


Hairy Taint Wins!

Posted by: WalMart Cakes at October 22, 2019 03:30 PM (fjX/+)

55 Same douchebag, different generation. And he's still in office, no matter how many seats his party lost. I'm just so sick of people being reelected despite being so completely unworthy of even being a toilet seat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

___

This is about me, right?

Posted by: Romney at October 22, 2019 03:30 PM (FiUMj)

56 There is no "hierarchy of rights;" all human rights -- or "human rights," as the case may be -- stand on equal footing and all are to be protected to the maximum.

Yeah, this is the beginning of the erosion of rights entirely. If you promote a lesser right over a greater one, you've destroyed the entire concept of rights and its just a power struggle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:30 PM (KZzsI)

57 'On three, okay?'


Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:31 PM (fjX/+)

58 This is absolutely horrible, we as True Conservatives cannot stand silently by while people are denied their Blessings of Liberty, it's not who we are! We must take action NOW!!!
Posted by: The French Davidian at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (KCruE)

This. It's almost as well spoken as something Mitt Romney would say. Beautiful.

Posted by: Lucky Cucky Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 03:31 PM (KCruE)

59 This is about me, right?
Posted by: Romney


Not yet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:31 PM (KZzsI)

60 #I'mwithZOD

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 03:31 PM (d7Ww2)

61


Here's Canadian progress...

"And you knew that Ms. Murphy has argued that trans women should not be allowed into women's locker rooms ... bathrooms or prisons, and that allowing people to self-declare their legal gender will "nullify women's rights." You knew all of that? "

Jeezus H Christ...

Progress at any cost, even going after the balls of young boys, for progress, you see.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 22, 2019 03:31 PM (cwTf9)

62 >> There is no "hierarchy of rights;" all human rights -- or "human rights," as the case may be -- stand on equal footing and all are to be protected to the maximum.



Now do 'Fairness'.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:31 PM (fjX/+)

63 "There is no "hierarchy of rights;" all human rights -- or "human rights," as the case may be -- stand on equal footing and all are to be protected to the maximum."

-
I heard the term "unsustainable" somewhere.

Posted by: Donovan at October 22, 2019 03:31 PM (+y/Ru)

64 This sounds like the fat tranny just pissed off the tribunal and they used their arbitrary power to punish him.

A more sympathetic tranny probably would have gotten the ruling he wanted.

This is not good new, it is more arbitrary power over wielded by these make believe authorities. Good news would be if the memebers of the tribunal announced that they were all idiots and dangerous to society and then joined some order in the north country, hopefully one with vow of silence, in repentance for their very existence.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 22, 2019 03:32 PM (LWu6U)

65 if the NDP werent a bunch of arrogant tossers, the Grits and Minstrel Show Justin would have run away with the election.

Canada is very left wing.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 03:32 PM (Rthly)

66 Wax your balls and chalk your stick.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 22, 2019 03:32 PM (88+cf)

67 I saw ball waxing and stopped reading.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 03:32 PM (cEsBM)

68 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

I congratulate Justin Trudeau for a well deserved win. He embodies the value all North Americans can relate to. Together we can forge a new tomorrow with liberty and justice for all.

Posted by: Romney at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (FiUMj)

69 Same douchebag, different generation. And he's still in office, no matter how many seats his party lost. I'm just so sick of people being reelected despite being so completely unworthy of even being a toilet seat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

___

This is about me, right?
Posted by: Romney at October 22, 2019 03:30 PM (FiUMj)

Mitt Romney is far to virtuous and principled to belong in the group of people this troll is describing.

#istandwithmitt

Posted by: Lucky Cucky Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (KCruE)

70 shame... if he had only trans-ed up when he was 7, his mommy could have cut his balls off

Posted by: jb at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (17k76)

71 What are the chances this pervert *doesn't* commit some sort of sex crime in the near future? Society needs to be protected from psychopaths like him.
Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (eAZVt)


Isn't this the guy who was caught on Twitter trying to get a young teen girl (13ish?) to let him help her with tampons? Or is that another perv?

Posted by: G. Gnome at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (al6UK)

72 Another weakness in the Canadian ruling against Yaniv is that a large portion of it is based on the copious evidence of his anti-immigrant and anti-nonwhite animus.

I'm not a big fan of "if were " hypotheticals, but if the estheticians in question had been mostly white Christians rather than mostly Indian Sikhs, I wonder how differently the ruling would have come out.

Posted by: Alex at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (vshng)

73 >>I saw ball waxing and stopped reading.


I never understood this.

As a pinball player, I have always assumed you just cleaned your balls and you waxed your playfield.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (fjX/+)

74 If you want your balls touched, head over to the Pierre Delecto Scrote House.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (iCVx5)

75 >> There is no "hierarchy of rights;" all human rights -- or "human rights," as the case may be -- stand on equal footing and all are to be protected to the maximum.



Now do 'Fairness'.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:31 PM (fjX/+)
-----------------------------------


Now "Justice"

Posted by: Boots at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (oGBso)

76 And you knew that Ms. Murphy has argued that trans women should not be allowed into women's locker rooms ... bathrooms or prisons, and that allowing people to self-declare their legal gender will "nullify women's rights." You knew all of that?

Which is true... so what's the point of this fool again?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

77 bbbbut they have FREEEEEEE** health care!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (FiUMj)

78 Isn't this the guy who was caught on Twitter trying to get a young teen girl (13ish?) to let him help her with tampons? Or is that another perv?
Posted by: G. Gnome at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM

Same perv.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (ejd/p)

79 >>I saw ball waxing and stopped reading.


Wow. Those places usually require an appointment. They had room for a Walk - In?

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (fjX/+)

80 They waxed Richard's balls on the Stern radio show. I found it to be hilarious to my shame.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (9YKBM)

81 If the stores do not offer to touch all genitals, they are committing discrimination and bigotry.

Sue!

Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (hF2Cx)

82 sorry for so many typos, I am a bit incoherent today. (I need more coffee, it is 4:00AM and I am doing my day job now so I can put a floor in my kitchen later.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (LWu6U)

83 What are the chances this pervert *doesn't* commit some sort of sex crime in the near future?

What are the chances he has not already?

Anyone else here remember washing your mouse balls?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

84 Yeah, parliamentary democracy is a real pain. But to me, and a lot of other people, Canada is looking less like a nation and more like an argument. Alberta and Saskatchewan nearly unanimously rejected the Liberals, while Trudeau will probably return the favor by cancelling his support for oil pipelines. But this will only weaken the Canadian economy while causing profound Western alienation. At a time of vast American prosperity.

There are great advantages to anyone looking to encourage populism in Canada.

Posted by: trev006 at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (4wTdg)

85 74 If you want your balls touched, head over to the Pierre Delecto Scrote House.
Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (iCVx5)

TWO FOR ONE SPECIAL

Posted by: Pierre Delecto Scrote House at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (RD7QR)

86 Isn't this the guy who was caught on Twitter trying to get a young teen girl (13ish?) to let him help her with tampons?
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Yepper. Ephebephile FTW.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:35 PM (BLD7q)

87 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

I congratulate Justin Trudeau for a well deserved win. He embodies the value all North Americans can relate to. Together we can forge a new tomorrow with liberty and justice for all.
Posted by: Romney at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (FiUMj)

Very powerful and well put, Senator. It's in moments like these that we are reminded why we elected you: to reach across the aisle in this age of divisiveness.

Posted by: Lucky Cucky Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 03:35 PM (KCruE)

88 I'm not a big fan of "if were " hypotheticals, but if the estheticians in question had been mostly white Christians rather than mostly Indian Sikhs, I wonder how differently the ruling would have come out.
Posted by: Alex at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (vshng)

__

Wait what? You mean there are non-Asian estheticians in the world?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:35 PM (FiUMj)

89 Errata to comment #72: "I'm not a big fan of 'if were ' hypotheticals" should read "I'm not a big fan of 'if X were Y' hypotheticals." I put angle brackets around 'X' and 'Y' in the first comment, forgot that those are read as HTML tags here.

Posted by: Alex at October 22, 2019 03:35 PM (vshng)

90 >>TWO FOR ONE SPECIAL


That was cruel.

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at October 22, 2019 03:35 PM (fjX/+)

91 Interesting article over at Zero Hedge, "Has Pierre Delecto killed Mitt Romney's Career?".... and I'm inclined to agree that it has. Now, nothing will happen to Romney in the short term, he'll still be a Utah Senator until 2024. But I don't think he even runs for re-election after this, and I don't think he ever runs for anything else again. This showed him to be exactly as bad and duplicitous as all of us believed he was, and any opponent could have a field day in any election contest with this stuff, no matter how far off in the future.

Romney will hang around stinking like 3 day old fish, but politically he's finished.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:35 PM (Kpl3J)

92 87 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

I congratulate Justin Trudeau for a well deserved win. He embodies the value all North Americans can relate to. Together we can forge a new tomorrow with liberty and justice for all.
Posted by: Romney at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (FiUMj)

Very powerful and well put, Senator. It's in moments like these that we are reminded why we elected you: to reach across the aisle in this age of divisiveness.
Posted by: Lucky Cucky Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 03:35 PM (KCruE)

___

FAP FAP FAP FAP

Posted by: Jonah G at October 22, 2019 03:35 PM (FiUMj)

93 I don't think the waxing part would be bad.
It's the next part that worries me.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 22, 2019 03:35 PM (88+cf)

94 Breathtaking

Posted by: Dr Evil at October 22, 2019 03:36 PM (fjX/+)

95 The whole Trans issue is such a colossal test case for "conservatism", or ordered liberty, or whatever the hell you want to call it.

Why should the gov't be forcing anyone to accept or not accept anything?

"Trans women in bathrooms".... well, leave it up to the owner of the bathroom.

"Wax my lady-balls" ... uh.... no? Find someone who will?

Why must there be coercion involved in any of these things?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 03:36 PM (AURKQ)

96 Yaniv will move on to the next bid for attention.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 03:36 PM (oVJmc)

97 Oh Pierre, please do shut up. If it's Trudeau's girly socks you like, you are wealthy enough to buy a whole boat load for yourself. Some kind of coincidence that both Obama and Pierre endorses the same guy.

Almost makes you think that Mitt threw the election purposefully for TFG.

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 03:36 PM (oiNtH)

98 I'm sorry, but this idiot ruined people's livelihoods and he only has to pay out $2000 each.
This is not justice, it's a joke.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 03:36 PM (wiXsO)

99 68 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

I congratulate Justin Trudeau for a well deserved win. He embodies the value all North Americans can relate to. Together we can forge a new tomorrow with liberty and justice for all.
Posted by: Romney at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (FiUMj)

I like the cut of his jib.

Posted by: Pierre True Doelicta at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (Izzlo)

100 Do not be declawed by your honorable upbringing. Your heritage as the product of a family that insisted on manners and reticence is leveraged by ideological bullies who will master you. You are not accustomed to "making a scene." You will be left shaking your head. They will have your milk money. They will be smiling. You will be ashamed.

Find a way to put an "ON" switch to your indignation. Effect action. Make A Scene.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (XzT/D)

101
There are great advantages to anyone looking to encourage populism in Canada.
Posted by: trev006 at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (4wTdg)

Canada needs to break up. There are no more good arguments for it remaining a single nation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (Kpl3J)

102 Wait what? You mean there are non-Asian estheticians in the world?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:35 PM


"You need taint waxed...that why you not have boyfriend...only $5 more...."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (ejd/p)

103 There's all sorts of twatter and other social media postings that Jonathon with the Hairy Balls was targeting underage females (real females) and talking dirty to them about their periods.

Seems like somebody ought to do a sting on him like Chris Whatshisname used to do on NBC.

You think you're meeting up with a 13 year old virgin? Haha meet Chris the Honeypot for Perverted Pricks.

Posted by: Boots at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (oGBso)

104 Pierre Delecto will be forgotten by tomorrow. It didn't really make the MSM either, it was more of a political nerd thing. The LIVs were unaware.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (FiUMj)

105 Most places have a Back, Sack and Crack special.


Ask me how I know.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (fjX/+)

106 The ancient right of citizens to define marriage, the fundamental building block of society, was stripped from us by a rogue court, which justice Scalia correctly called 'a judicial putsch'.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (XeB9R)

107 What if the genitals in question aren't exactly, you know, human?

Posted by: Beatoff O'Jerksock, Furry Anti-Defamation League at October 22, 2019 03:38 PM (sWM8x)

108 It's not the shaving that's bad.. it's when the hair starts growing back that gets really bad!

It is, how do you say, not comfortable. But Mrs. Goldberg and Mrs. French, they're fascinated by the bare scrotum.

Posted by: The Paolo at October 22, 2019 03:38 PM (ZGrMX)

109 I'm sorry, but I don't want anyone touching deez nutz if I am not absolutely certain that one wants to do it. even assuming I wanted a shave down there, why hit up an establishment that doesn't perform that service. sounds like a great way to get started as a mezzosoprano.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 03:38 PM (Rthly)

110 Meanwhile, Brexit gets nuttier and nuttier and who the hell knows what is going on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:38 PM (Kpl3J)

111 68 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

I congratulate Justin Trudeau for a well deserved win. He embodies the value all North Americans can relate to. Together we can forge a new tomorrow with liberty and justice for all.
Posted by: Romney at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (FiUMj)


*goes out to buy shoe polish so I can get some preferential treatment for employment*

Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2019 03:38 PM (hF2Cx)

112 Short etymology of some Dungeons and Dragons Classes

Sha'ir - means 'poet' in Arabic. Sha'ir were considered magical poets of the pre-Islamic Arab world, and often consulted as oracles.

Warlock - From Old English waerloga. Waer meaning fidelity or a compact, deriving from Old Norse varar (vow). Loga from the verb leogan meaning to lie. So literally, "oath-breaker." It took its modern definition, a male witch, in the 1600s in Scotland.

Druid - From the Latin druis, which derives from the Old Celtic derwos, meaning true, with the root coming from a word for tree, especially an oak (so true as in solid like oak). Wid meaning to know, from a root meaning to see. Dru-Wid - literally, "one who knows the oak."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 03:38 PM (oZ6kz)

113 Cheri, I feel pretty sure both McCain and Mittens threw the election for our dusky emperor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 03:38 PM (ptqGC)

114 >>What if the genitals in question aren't exactly, you know, human?


Is fine.

Smooth Scrotumed Moose out Front should have told you.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (fjX/+)

115 Almost makes you think that Mitt threw the election purposefully for TFG.

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 03:36 PM (oiNtH)
----------------------------

Just like McCain. Brought Sarah on board as VP and immediately muzzled her when she tried to fulfill the VP role of pit bull.

Posted by: Boots at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (oGBso)

116 Stunning and brave

Posted by: josephistan at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (Izzlo)

117 It is going to keep going until everyone agrees there are five lights.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (HALdu)

118 from what I've seen, more than a few male pron guys go hairless. Don't know why, maybe the pron ladies like it more that way. But looks like shave, not wax.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (ZqRa6)

119 67 I saw ball waxing and stopped reading.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 03:32 PM (cEsBM)

It is known as 'waxing the lede.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (ycWCI)

120 113 Cheri, I feel pretty sure both McCain and Mittens threw the election for our dusky emperor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 03:38 PM (ptqGC)

and did so with dignity!

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (a0IVu)

121 Ask me how I know.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (fjX/+)


You've been manscaped?

Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (hF2Cx)

122 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

123 The main thing we've learned is that blackface is not a bad thing any longer. Nobody can ever be condemned for it ever again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

124 You know, had Yaniv been found dead several years ago from a gunshot wound to the head, a lot of bother could have been avoided.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (E+OcO)

125 The Crowder live stream about YouTube is pretty damn huge.

If the Govt. doesn't start going after Google, we'll never have a fair election again. Ever.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

126 We talk Bewitched from time to time here.


I present, Erin Murphy, Tabitha Stevens all growed up. SFW.


https://tinyurl.com/yxtaf483

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:40 PM (jYnPD)

127 Mitt definitely threw it.

Look how spooked he got when he realized after the first debate he had a legitimate chance of winning.

Posted by: Allie at October 22, 2019 03:40 PM (sm6Pk)

128 104 Pierre Delecto will be forgotten by tomorrow. It didn't really make the MSM either, it was more of a political nerd thing. The LIVs were unaware.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (FiUMj)

But it's a knife across the throat of Romney every running in another election, since it is endless ammunition for any opponent. As I said, nothing will happen to Romney in the short term, and he'll be Senator til 2024. But that's it, and I think he'll choose to retire rather than go through any more elections.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:40 PM (Kpl3J)

129 Just dip them in rubbing alcohol and light a match. Ball hair is instantly gone. There might may be some pain and redness.

Posted by: Jolo at October 22, 2019 03:40 PM (WrMOC)

130
Jessica Yaniv also tried to host a transgender pool party for kids, with no parents allowed.

And people actually objected to it.

Many were even evangelical Christians.

It speaks to the fallen nature of Canadian society and faith that these people - in their blind partisan fervor - can't recognize a Blessing of Liberty when it's right in their faces.

Praise be to the Lord that the fine Americans in Dallas transcended tribalism in the Age of Trump, and blessed liberty by judicially kidnapping that seven year old boy and chemically castrating him, and throwing her deplorable father into Tolerance Camp, where all Trumpists belong.

I would make The Conservative Case for State-Ordered Sexual Mutilation of Schoolchildren, but these upstanding people made it for me.

Posted by: David French at October 22, 2019 03:40 PM (AzW6q)

131 Can't say Canada is any saner. After all they did just re-elect Justin "What Minority am I playing today" Trudeau

Posted by: Scuba Dude at October 22, 2019 03:41 PM (4q/mG)

132 113 Cheri, I feel pretty sure both McCain and Mittens threw the election for our dusky emperor.
---------------------
Too Black to Fail.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 03:41 PM (yRAFu)

133 I don't thing McCain had a shot in hell at winning the presidency. Everyone was opposed to Republicans at that point and he was pretty much disliked by all of humanity. Mitt... hard to say. Certainly he didn't even make the slightest effort to dispute the blatant voter fraud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:41 PM (KZzsI)

134 The Ukrainian ambassador may be the only witness
Schiff allows to publicly testify as he appears to help the Dems.
Not sure what to even make of this.

https://tinyurl.com/yxrvgjrd

Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 03:41 PM (wiXsO)

135 >>You've been manscaped?


Hah - No.

Friend's wife owns a Salon that does waxing. She's into the hard sale, apparently.

My question re. shaving has always been : Sure, you start with your balls, but where do you stop?

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:41 PM (fjX/+)

136 Jane - at another time and place, far, far away I wouldn't have believe it but I do whole heartedly now. I think that Palin was the only one not in on it and look how they turned on her. Ryan, another disgrace.

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 03:41 PM (oiNtH)

137 Wax can get mighty hot if you're not careful. Second degree burn hot. Just saying.

Posted by: fly gal at October 22, 2019 03:41 PM (8TdcF)

138 Why must there be coercion involved in any of these things?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 03:36 PM (AURKQ)

Because it's not about any of these things, it's about the coercion. Forcing someone to accept and repeat a lie weakens them against the next lie, and the next one.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 22, 2019 03:42 PM (J+mig)

139 I present, Erin Murphy, Tabitha Stevens all growed up.

Still a cutie

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:42 PM (KZzsI)

140 Between this freak and that horribly sad story below about the boy with the very deranged, mentally-ill mother and what she's doing to him makes me want to just up and vomit.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 03:42 PM (JoUsr)

141 Just another example that porn hub has vids for any subject you can think of.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 03:42 PM (9YKBM)

142 I had a testicular ultrasound once. Not kidding: the technician rubs some warm liquidy stuff on the jewels and then fondles them for about 20 minutes, getting them into place for the camera-thing.

She wasn't bad looking either. Glad I got a female. They flip your junk up and place a double-folded towel over it, in case anything inconvenient arises.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 03:42 PM (1XNk8)

143 #I'mwithZOD

Posted by: nurse ratched

I want my Co-ExZod bumper sticker - stat!

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 03:43 PM (32YRo)

144 Just like McCain. Brought Sarah on board as VP and immediately muzzled her when she tried to fulfill the VP role of pit bull.
----
I think it was more that he was steamed that she was more popular than he was. So he went into "petty and spiteful" mode.

Actually, it seems that was his default mode.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:43 PM (BLD7q)

145 >>I had a testicular ultrasound once.


I like it when they hum.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:43 PM (fjX/+)

146 There are great advantages to anyone looking to encourage populism in Canada.
Posted by: trev006 at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (4wTdg)

Time for Alberta and Saskatchewan to push for annexation by the USA.

Everybody here "knows" that Alberta has a lot of oil and gas. But Saskatchewan does too; its development was retarded by years of socialist governments in SK. But that's in the past, now. Also Saskatchewan is sitting on (and exploiting) world-class resources of both potash and uranium.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2019 03:43 PM (QugKX)

147 As I said, nothing will happen to Romney in the short term, and he'll be Senator til 2024. But that's it, and I think he'll choose to retire rather than go through any more elections.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:40 PM (Kpl3J)

I wouldn't be surprised if he runs for President either in 2020 or '24.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 22, 2019 03:43 PM (KCruE)

148 Wax My Balls, Bitch!

"We just want to be left alone"

(...With your children... tee hee)

Posted by: Common Tater at October 22, 2019 03:43 PM (Itc1k)

149 McCain and Mittens did not throw the election. You don't spend that much time and energy to say fuck it. McCain had no chance. Nobody could have won in 2008 against Obama.

Romney could have won but he did the typical GOPe, RINO suqish thing and lost. He allowed the "experts" to run his campaign, the same experts who couldn't hit water throwing a rock into a lake.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:43 PM (FiUMj)

150 Just dip them in rubbing alcohol and light a match. Ball hair is instantly gone. There might may be some pain and redness.

Posted by: Jolo at October 22, 2019 03:40 PM (WrMOC)

--

You seem confident in this approach. I won't ask why.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (JoUsr)

151 Why must there be coercion involved in any of these things?

I think its obviously evil to force swimming pool changing rooms to allow dudes in, or the high school to let a boy into the girl's locker room.

But its not coercion to say "you cannot do that." Coercion is forcing someone into action. Denying someone something is not coercing them into anything.

And if I had a daughter, I would go to prison trying to stop her from having to put up with some scuzzbag like this freak from going into her locker room to change. Or her bathroom to gape.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (KZzsI)

152 124 You know, had Yaniv been found dead several years ago from a gunshot wound to the head, a lot of bother could have been avoided.
---
Or he could have been "run off," as they say in the South.

"What happened to that Jessica Yaniv guy?"

"He got run off."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (sWM8x)

153 I'm not saying that joncelli is a hairy beast, but joncelli is a hairy beast and should have his back waxed. At least.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto Scrote House at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (RD7QR)

154 wow, a tiny piece of sanity in the tranny world today.

can't believe i'm thinking a tx jury needs to be over ruled by BC.

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (8D42x)

155 139
I present, Erin Murphy, Tabitha Stevens all growed up.



Still a cutie

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:42 PM (KZzsI)

And one apparently not wrecked by Hollywood, thankfully.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (jYnPD)

156 She wasn't bad looking either. Glad I got a female. They flip your junk up and place a double-folded towel over it, in case anything inconvenient arises.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 03:42 PM (1XNk

Won't that be awkward? Like having a man do a mammogram awkward..

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (a0IVu)

157 You all have to remember Canada of 2019 is now the Canada of Doug and Bob. 30- years of immigration from the 3rd World, kinda, you know, changes a country.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (FiUMj)

158 he main thing we've learned is that blackface is not a bad thing any longer. Nobody can ever be condemned for it ever again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

No one with brains thought blackface was a good thing. What it does is expose the fraud of race grievances. Prime Minstrel Trudeau has done that much for us.

Posted by: trev006 at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (4wTdg)

159 *not the Canada of Doug and Bob

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (FiUMj)

160 >>Ask me how I know.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (fjX/+)

>>You've been manscaped?

And there goes lunch.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 03:45 PM (ZLI7S)

161 I do play pocket billards sometimes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 03:45 PM (cEsBM)

162 So how did a thread on ball waxing phonies turn into a Pierre Delecto thread?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 03:45 PM (+y/Ru)

163 I saw ball waxing and stopped reading.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

"I'd like the Hosenball, please!"

"You ordah by numbah or no do!"

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 03:45 PM (32YRo)

164 143
#I'mwithZOD



Posted by: nurse ratched



I want my Co-ExZod bumper sticker - stat!

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 03:43 PM (32YRo)

How about one of those dopey white circle stickers with the geographical designation, but instead, "ZOD."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:46 PM (jYnPD)

165 Erin Murphy has some enviable chesticles. Those are some whoppers.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 03:46 PM (JoUsr)

166 162 So how did a thread on ball waxing phonies turn into a Pierre Delecto thread?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 03:45 PM (+y/Ru)

___

C'est moi!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:46 PM (FiUMj)

167 160
>>Ask me how I know.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (fjX/+)



>>You've been manscaped?



And there goes lunch.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 03:45 PM (ZLI7S)

You prefer hairy man balls?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:46 PM (jYnPD)

168 Don't know why, maybe the pron ladies like it more that way

The conventional wisdom is that it makes your dick look longer since you can see the tree instead of the forest, so to speak.

Posted by: Choda Boy at October 22, 2019 03:46 PM (ZGrMX)

169 I must have missed the announcement that this was National Genitalia and Slap Ass Day. Already missed half a work day of celebration. Ace I blame you.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 22, 2019 03:46 PM (hKi6n)

170 163 I saw ball waxing and stopped reading.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

"I'd like the Hosenball, please!"

"You ordah by numbah or no do!"
Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 03:45 PM (32YRo)

"I'll take an 18, sans-serif...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 03:46 PM (AURKQ)

171 Canada has already gone over the edge and the US will follow right behind it on this homo-crazy thing. 9.9995% of the population must suffer to satisfy this .0005% of the population of which they should all be locked yup in an asylum anyway.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 03:47 PM (mpXpK)

172 Won't that be awkward? Like having a man do a mammogram awkward..
Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 03:44 PM (a0IVu)

The rule is that a male medical professional can only touch your balls no longer than it takes you to cough.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 03:47 PM (9YKBM)

173 162 So how did a thread on ball waxing phonies turn into a Pierre Delecto thread?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 03:45 PM (+y/Ru)

Asked and Answered.

Posted by: Allie at October 22, 2019 03:47 PM (sm6Pk)

174 Find a way to put an "ON" switch to your indignation. Effect action. Make A Scene.
Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (XzT/D)

Even God got angry a few times.

Adam? Caine? Jonah? Sodom and Gomorah? the Flood?

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 03:47 PM (NgKpN)

175 Why would anyone want his balls waxed or shaved by someone who really doesn't want to do that?

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 22, 2019 03:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

176 "And you knew that Ms. Murphy has argued that trans women should not be allowed into women's locker rooms ... bathrooms or prisons, and that allowing people to self-declare their legal gender will 'nullify women's rights.' You knew all of that?"

They say this as if normal people should just be horrified by these statements.

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 03:47 PM (eAZVt)

177 I'll bet Pierre Delecto manscapes. "Down there," too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 22, 2019 03:47 PM (ptqGC)

178 Come the revolution, all ball waxing will be performed by dentists!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 22, 2019 03:47 PM (sWM8x)

179 >>Why would anyone want his balls waxed or shaved by someone who really doesn't want to do that?


The Revulsion is the Kink.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:48 PM (fjX/+)

180 87 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

I congratulate Justin Trudeau for a well deserved win. He embodies the value all North Americans can relate to. Together we can forge a new tomorrow with liberty and justice for all.
Posted by: Romney at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (FiUMj)

I never, ever thought I'd say this but I'm glad Obama beat this turd.

If Romney had won, he would have so poisoned the R ticket that Hillary would certainly have won.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 22, 2019 03:48 PM (d6Ksn)

181 She wasn't bad looking either. Glad I got a female. They flip your junk up and place a double-folded towel over it, in case anything inconvenient arises.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

----

I'm pretty sure most of the Morons here would need a ratcheted tie down strap to keep that bad boy under control instead of a mere towel should the situation occur as you described.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2019 03:48 PM (Y4EXg)

182 If there's 57 genders, how come gender reassignment surgery only has 2 results? Shouldn't there be a surgery to make one Pangender if that is how you identify? What about Neutrois? And of course, there should definitely be a surgery to make one's gender "Other", because if there isn't, there is no justice in the world.

btw, those are actual choices for gender on the Facebook.

It's almost like there's only two options.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 22, 2019 03:48 PM (jp0Bv)

183 163 I saw ball waxing and stopped reading.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I've heard of the band Ball Waxing but not Stopped Reading. What venue did you see them at?

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 03:48 PM (9YKBM)

184 OT: It's the middle of the afternoon. I'm watching the remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers. They just showed brief full frontal female nudity.

When did that become OK?

Posted by: shibumi at October 22, 2019 03:48 PM (2KYgn)

185 So how did a thread on ball waxing phonies turn into a Pierre Delecto thread?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 03:45 PM (+y/Ru)

How would it not?

Posted by: Lucky Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 03:48 PM (KCruE)

186 179 >>Why would anyone want his balls waxed or shaved by someone who really doesn't want to do that?


The Revulsion is the Kink.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:48 PM (fjX/+)

Pure sadism. Forcing someone to do something against their beliefs.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 22, 2019 03:49 PM (d6Ksn)

187 Come the revolution, all ball waxing will be performed by dentists!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 22, 2019 03:47 PM (sWM8x)
-----
Wut.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:49 PM (BLD7q)

188 What if they identify as clean pervert balls? Do they have to touch them then?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 03:49 PM (JUOKG)

189 And on the new Moron Dollar bill?

In ZOD we Trust?

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 03:49 PM (NgKpN)

190 This, and the earlier Texas story, make me feel like Trump winning in 2016 was like watching your favorite football team score a touchdown in the final 15 seconds of the 4th quarter...but they're still down by 21.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 22, 2019 03:49 PM (datdl)

191 huh, Sask has a population of 1.2 mil now. more than MT. it's viable as a state.

take on Sask and shotgun-marry ND with one of the bordering US states. I vote for MN. no more stupid prairie progressivism from thataway!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 03:49 PM (Rthly)

192 I always thought that Elizabeth Montgomery/Samantha Stevens was one of the most beautiful actresses in TV.

Endora if you wanted a lot of kink.

Gladys Kravitz for punishment.

Abner!

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 03:49 PM (oiNtH)

193 >>I want my Co-ExZod bumper sticker - stat!
Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 03:43 PM (32YRo)

You will be at a cocktail party. A Nestor will wander up with his scowling wife. They are drinking wine.
"Can you believe it? Trump will not accept his defeat."
Choose your own adventure:
[ ]You slap her, then him.
[ ] You slap him, then put a leash on her.
[ ] You purchase both of them and sell them in Alexandria, VA to Zod.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (XzT/D)

194 Has anyone seen Kurt and Yaniv in the same room?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (8anWX)

195 Wait.


Wouldn't the taint hair hep to keep you on the Vespa?

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (fjX/+)

196 Called HR and asked if it was against corporate policy to "wax poetic." They are checking on it as we speak.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (hKi6n)

197 Don't do it, Ace!

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (fjX/+)

198 >>I do play pocket billards sometimes

Ya know oversharing is a real thing.

I do not want to know that the guy who sticks his hands in my mouth is also making bank shots with his nuts.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (ZLI7S)

199 This, and the earlier Texas story, make me feel like Trump winning in 2016 was like watching your favorite football team score a touchdown in the final 15 seconds of the 4th quarter...but they're still down by 21.
Posted by: El Kabong at October 22, 2019 03:49 PM (datdl

It's been one step forward, two steps back for a century now.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (9YKBM)

200 I used to live on a farm. My stepdad used to wrap rubberbands around the male pigs' ballz and over the next short bit, they would turn black and fall off. Thanks for making me recall that repressed memory.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (JoUsr)

201 My high school biology teacher habitually played pocket pool in front of the class.
There was also a guy in my class who's nickname was scrotum head.
There was another guy who was caught masturbating in the greeting card section of a Sears store.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

202 104 Pierre Delecto will be forgotten by tomorrow. It didn't really make the MSM either, it was more of a political nerd thing. The LIVs were unaware.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019
***************
He's creepy like Carlos Danger. Many won't let him forget and will mock him with it. He'll also always be thought of as a traitor.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (wiXsO)

203 Wasn't there a movement in Alberta to leave Canada and join the US? Was that something serious or just 20 guys with a lot of beer in a basement in Calgary?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (FiUMj)

204 Evangelicals: you are right, Pence is a good Christian and viable alternative to trump.

...5 minutes after Trump resigns

Left, GOPe, Media, in unison: "Pence is literally Hitler and a Russian asset!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (mcyry)

205 Is the ball waxing fee schedule based on diameter?

Posted by: G at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (5NMZN)

206 "Why must there be coercion involved in any of these things?"

Because the Left intends to rule you.

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (eAZVt)

207 I shamelessly use the Bongino language (political theory maintains that an individual enters into society with certain basic rights and that no government can deny these rights.) when talking about rights, and there can be no compromise with the Proggies over this, that is the BIG R (some would say God given ) rights as listed in our founding documents. Self defense, private property, free speech.
No compromise.

Posted by: Ass Chum at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (Jj+59)

208 [ ] You purchase both of them and sell them in Alexandria, VA to Zod.


Why would Zod want them? It sounds like they're useless eaters.

Posted by: shibumi at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (2KYgn)

209
Canadian waxer ProTip:

The WEB Griffon China Marine book series? I think in one of the books McCoy gets a hernia physical and inadvertently starts getting an erection - the nurse calmly pulls a pencil from her pocket and pokes his man balloon with it. Immediate deflation.


Thought I prefer not to have: I'm thinking that it's near impossible to wax man-prunes.


Posted by: 13times at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (K3B2k)

210 I always thought that Elizabeth Montgomery/Samantha Stevens was one of the most beautiful actresses in TV.

----
It's a close race between her and Barbara Eden.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:52 PM (BLD7q)

211 I'll bet Pierre Delecto manscapes. "Down there," too.
........

Who doesn't?

Posted by: Dick Balschaef at October 22, 2019 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

212
I used to live on a farm. My stepdad used to wrap rubberbands around
the male pigs' ballz and over the next short bit, they would turn black
and fall off. Thanks for making me recall that repressed memory.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (JoUsr)

Some guys pay pretty good money for that kind of action.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 03:52 PM (q1Pj5)

213 It's the middle of the afternoon. I'm watching the remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers. They just showed brief full frontal female nudity.

Decades. But the networks almost never have taken advantage of that.

I always thought that Elizabeth Montgomery/Samantha Stevens was one of the most beautiful actresses in TV.

No question of it. The fact that she didn't become an international star and sex symbol puzzles me. Like, why did Michael Biehn not become a huge star after Terminator and Aliens? I mean, he was even great in Tombstone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:52 PM (KZzsI)

214 He's creepy like Carlos Danger. Many won't let him
forget and will mock him with it. He'll also always be thought of as a
traitor.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (wiXsO)

A cowardly traitor who hides behind fake twitter accounts.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:52 PM (jYnPD)

215 The conventional wisdom is that it makes your dick look longer since you can see the tree instead of the forest, so to speak.
Posted by: Choda Boy

----

AoS - home of; insightful political commentary, integral calculus, military history of all periods, comparative religion studies, Literature and Classics and how to make your dick look bigger.

It is impossible to accurately explain this place to an outsider.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2019 03:52 PM (Y4EXg)

216 200 I used to live on a farm. My stepdad used to wrap rubberbands around the male pigs' ballz and over the next short bit, they would turn black and fall off. Thanks for making me recall that repressed memory.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (JoUsr)


And you think if you save poor Catherine, you could make them stop, don't you? You think if Catherine lives, you won't wake up in the dark ever again to that awful screaming of the lambs.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at October 22, 2019 03:52 PM (9VeU0)

217 I always thought that Elizabeth Montgomery/Samantha Stevens was one of the most beautiful actresses in TV.

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It's a close race between her and Barbara Eden.

--

And Susanne Pleshette.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (JoUsr)

218 I used to live on a farm. My stepdad used to wrap rubberbands around the male pigs' ballz and over the next short bit, they would turn black and fall off. Thanks for making me recall that repressed memory.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (JoUsr)
-----------------------------

The technical term is "runnin' pigs" as I recall.

Posted by: Boots at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (oGBso)

219 206 "Why must there be coercion involved in any of these things?"

Because the Left intends to rule you.
Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (eAZVt)/i]

And that is the point. The Reds don't care about the proximate issue; they just want to make you bend the knee.

If they take over these pervs will be among the first they'll execute.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

220 @JackPosobiec

BREAKING: Three current and former national security officials confirm to @OANN that US attorney John Durham has requested an interview from John Brennan, and plans to request James Clapper also sit down with him as part of his review of the 2016 Russia collusion investigation

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (ZLI7S)

221 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ZOD HAS NEVER ACTUALLY DRIVEN A CHARIOT DOWN PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE WITH A VENGEFUL YOUNG TEENAGER IN IT, BUT HE COULD LEARN IN A HURRY IF THE CHARIOT HAD SKULLS CLANGING ON IT AND HE WAS RUNNING OVER QUIM AND BARRON WAS LAUGHING AND SCREAMING AND THROWING SPEARS FROM IT ON HIS WAY TO HIS TRIUMPH.

Posted by: ZOD ROETHLISEBURGER at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (XzT/D)

222 from 'imbd dot com':

Erin Murphy was born on June 17, 1964 in Encino, California, USA as Erin Margaret Murphy. She is an actress, known for Bewitched (1964), Deadly Fighters (1979) and Lassie (1954).

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (ZqRa6)

223 Missed it by this






much

Posted by: PIERRE DIQLIQUER at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (rpxSz)

224 I used to live on a farm. My stepdad used to wrap rubberbands around

the male pigs' ballz and over the next short bit, they would turn black

and fall off.

------
Where's my tail?

Posted by: Cocker Spaniel at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (5NMZN)

225 It's a close race between her and Barbara Eden.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:52 PM (BLD7q)

Barbara Eden > Elizabeth Montgomery


Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (9YKBM)

226 When they do the waxing do they spit on them--like shining shoes, I mean?

'Cause that would be hot.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (sWM8x)

227 This, and the earlier Texas story, make me feel like Trump winning in 2016 was like watching your favorite football team score a touchdown in the final 15 seconds of the 4th quarter...but they're still down by 21.
Posted by: El Kabong at October 22, 2019 03:49 PM (datdl)

--------

I think it's all connected.

Whether we're talking about the ongoing coup attempt, or this crap in Texas, or the manifest insanity of the Dem party in states like CO or CA, or the brazen lawlessness of the courts in every single regard - the State and Party are ramping up the assault to maximum intensity, in a way I have never seen before, in every single venue they can.

This is it. The tipping point. The election of Trump forced their hand, and they had to take off the mask. They realized the incrementalism backfired, and people weren't going to lay down for it anymore, so they're going for all the marbles, now.

Full speed ahead to totalitarian Statism.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (AzW6q)

228 My lunch hour is almost over and now you drop Barbara Eden into this. For Chrissakes.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (hKi6n)

229 "There was another guy who was caught masturbating in the greeting card section of a Sears store."

wasn't me. I never got caught.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (Rthly)

230 WaPo whopper of the day!

Facebook Takedowns Show New Russian Activity Targeted Biden, Praised Trump

So the Russkis have taken another scalp.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (+y/Ru)

231 [ ] You purchase both of them and sell them in Alexandria, VA to Zod.


Why would Zod want them? It sounds like they're useless eaters.


Posted by: shibumi at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (2KYgn)
.........

Can they dig?

Posted by: Dwth at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

232 My high school biology teacher habitually played pocket pool in front of the class.

Remember that security guy who got busted for pocket pool in front of the cheerleaders?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (KZzsI)

233 Pierre Delecto will be forgotten by tomorrow. It didn't really make the MSM either, it was more of a political nerd thing. The LIVs were unaware.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019
***************
He's creepy like Carlos Danger. Many won't let him forget and will mock him with it. He'll also always be thought of as a traitor.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (wiXsO)

No one outside of Utah really likes him.
For some reason his musings are posted to my FB page, and the comments are near 100% negative towards him and of the "STFU, Mitt!" or "Support Our President!" variety.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (NFEMn)

234 Barbara Eden is made of dees Nutz.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (yRAFu)

235 >> "There was another guy who was caught masturbating in the greeting card section of a Sears store."



Pete's a good guy.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (fjX/+)

236 BREAKING: Three current and former national security officials confirm to @OANN that US attorney John Durham has requested an interview from John Brennan, and plans to request James Clapper also sit down with him as part of his review of the 2016 Russia collusion investigation


Why does that say request?

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (9VeU0)

237 off rogue D

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

238 I used to live on a farm. My stepdad used to wrap rubberbands around
the male pigs' ballz and over the next short bit, they would turn black
and fall off. Thanks for making me recall that repressed memory.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (JoUsr)

Nowadays they just use one especially tight and thick rubber band.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (KCruE)

239 >>Why would Zod want them? It sounds like they're useless eaters.
Posted by: shibumi at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (2KYgn)

Zod blinds you with Science. And Technology.

Miss Sakamoto, they're...peculiar!

Posted by: ZOD ROETHLISEBURGER at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (XzT/D)

240 191 huh, Sask has a population of 1.2 mil now. more than MT. it's viable as a state.

take on Sask and shotgun-marry ND with one of the bordering US states. I vote for MN. no more stupid prairie progressivism from thataway!
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 03:49 PM (Rthly)

That'd be a biiiiig state. (Does Alberta have more area that Saskatchewan?)

Posted by: Pierre Delecto Scrote House at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (RD7QR)

241 There was another guy who was caught masturbating in the greeting card section of a Sears store.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

Rookie move. The lingerie section is where the action was at.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (jYnPD)

242 The mere idea that the phrase "transgender rights" exists is a problem.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (nRWPy)

243 Good to see the wearing of blackface get the electoral seal of approval. This and Northam now set precedent that distant past impropriety has no bearing on current employment, right?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (mcyry)

244 Scrote House sockoff

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (RD7QR)

245 Has anyone over six feet tall taken the new Fiat 124 for a ride yet?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (yRAFu)

246 "Erin Murphy was born on June 17, 1964 in Encino, California, USA as Erin Margaret Murphy. She is an actress, known for Bewitched (1964), Deadly Fighters (1979) and Lassie (1954)."

LOL. fucking math (or maybe Einstein). how does it work?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (Rthly)

247 221 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ZOD HAS NEVER ACTUALLY DRIVEN A CHARIOT DOWN PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE WITH A VENGEFUL YOUNG TEENAGER IN IT, BUT HE COULD LEARN IN A HURRY IF THE CHARIOT HAD SKULLS CLANGING ON IT AND HE WAS RUNNING OVER QUIM AND BARRON WAS LAUGHING AND SCREAMING AND THROWING SPEARS FROM IT ON HIS WAY TO HIS TRIUMPH.
Posted by: ZOD ROETHLISEBURGER at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (XzT/D)

wut about rein 8 balls ??

mans gotta steer

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (rpxSz)

248 Barbara Eden > Elizabeth Montgomery


Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 03:54 PM (9YKBM)

X1000

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (NFEMn)

249 >>I used to live on a farm. My stepdad used to wrap rubberbands aroundthe male pigs' ballz and over the next short bit, they would turn blackand fall off. Thanks for making me recall that repressed memory.



Totally normal.


Except for the waxing.


Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:56 PM (fjX/+)

250 If Yaniv goes under the knife will he still be a hoser?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 03:56 PM (aKsyK)

251 That CBC reporter sure has the questions coming from the center of objectivity alright.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 03:56 PM (r+sAi)

252 I was at my parents house when this story was on Fox news & my dad said "The salons should give him a man to do the wax and watch how fast he runs out of there."

I said "it's not just that, you need a special kind of wax for men . ."

And my dad interrupted me and said with disgust "The hell with special wax. I'd wax him with my pocket knife and duct tape."

That still makes me laugh.

Posted by: Venus at October 22, 2019 03:56 PM (lZaEn)

253 243 Good to see the wearing of blackface get the electoral seal of approval. This and Northam now set precedent that distant past impropriety has no bearing on current employment, right?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (mcyry)

==========

The next time a Republican gets caught in something similar, they'll be able to shut Democrats and the media up pretty quickly.

"Because Northam didn't resign, I'm not gonna give a fuck and you can just fuck off and die."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 03:56 PM (q80AH)

254 Zod debate argument:

"Why do you say these things when you know I will kill you for it!"

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (32YRo)

255 Erin Murphy was born on June 17, 1964 in Encino, California, USA as Erin Margaret Murphy. She is an actress, known for Bewitched (1964), Deadly Fighters (1979) and Lassie (1954).
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (ZqRa6)

Wow, she gotz the time machine?

Born in 64, but was in Lassie in 54?

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (NgKpN)

256 I always thought that Elizabeth Montgomery/Samantha Stevens was one of the most beautiful actresses in TV.



No question of it. The fact that she didn't become an international
star and sex symbol puzzles me. Like, why did Michael Biehn not become
a huge star after Terminator and Aliens? I mean, he was even great in
Tombstone.


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:52 PM

---


She decided to get married and have babies.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (JUOKG)

257 Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (NFEMn)

I like her Andy Griffith show appearance as the manicurist. I think she waxed balls too but they didn't show it.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (9YKBM)

258 Huh.

(checks chart)

Says here I"m supposed to be "getting mo' drunk."

(checks chart again)

Yep. Says right here.

Later, I guess.

Posted by: ZodR at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (XzT/D)

259 re 230: Russians targeted Biden? Putin would be thrilled to have an incompoop like Biden in the White House.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (ZqRa6)

260 210
I always thought that Elizabeth Montgomery/Samantha Stevens was one of the most beautiful actresses in TV.



----

It's a close race between her and Barbara Eden.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:52 PM (BLD7q)

What about me?

Posted by: Julie Newmar at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (mpXpK)

261
236 BREAKING: Three current and former national security officials confirm to @OANN that US attorney John Durham has requested an interview from John Brennan, and plans to request James Clapper also sit down with him as part of his review of the 2016 Russia collusion in


Brennan: Eh? No speaky de Ingles! Como de 5th?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (mcyry)

262 This is not what I was made for, Hal.

Posted by: Occam's Razor at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (fjX/+)

263 Barbara Eden > Elizabeth Montgomery

-
I dreamed of Jeannie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (+y/Ru)

264 241 There was another guy who was caught masturbating in the greeting card section of a Sears store.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

Rookie move. The lingerie section is where the action was at.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (jYnPD)

And not the one at Sears.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (hKi6n)

265 255 Erin Murphy was born on June 17, 1964 in Encino, California, USA as Erin Margaret Murphy. She is an actress, known for Bewitched (1964), Deadly Fighters (1979) and Lassie (1954).
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 22, 2019 03:53 PM (ZqRa6)

Wow, she gotz the time machine?

Born in 64, but was in Lassie in 54?
Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (NgKpN)

=========

The dates on IMDB titles for TV shows are the year the show started airing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (q80AH)

266 Rookie move. The lingerie section is where the action was at.

In the catalog, for sure.

What, don't look at me like that. I was a boy in the 70s. Penny's had the best lingerie section though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

267 BREAKING: Three current and former national security officials confirm to @OANN that US attorney John Durham has requested an interview from John Brennan, and plans to request James Clapper also sit down with him as part of his review of the 2016 Russia collusion investigation

Trump has weaponized the DOJ in order to target his critics!

Posted by: MSM at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (NFEMn)

268 236 BREAKING: Three current and former national security officials confirm to @OANN that US attorney John Durham has requested an interview from John Brennan, and plans to request James Clapper also sit down with him as part of his review of the 2016 Russia collusion investigation
Why does that say request?

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (9VeU0)

Because you either make a request or swear out a warrant. Request comes first. Durham is trying to find out what he has to say without telling him "You have the Right to Remain Silent."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (Kpl3J)

269 Buff my balls, Cow!

Posted by: Poetry by Beto at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (YOhRS)

270 248 Barbara Eden > Elizabeth Montgomery


Hedy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than throuple with both

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (rpxSz)

271 [ ] You purchase both of them and sell them in Alexandria, VA to Zod.

They run free all over Alexandria, Zod. Just put out a snare.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (nRWPy)

272 Wasn't there a movement in Alberta to leave Canada and join the US? Was that something serious or just 20 guys with a lot of beer in a basement in Calgary?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 03:51 PM (FiUMj)

There really hasn't been much of an annexation movement that I can recall, despite the fact that the North-South ties in North America are stronger than the East-West ties. There is a large pool of sentiment for Western separation, that waxes (heh) and wanes, and it will be growing vocal again now. But it seems to me that joining the USA would be more easily achieved than outright doing a UDI, and forming a new, landlocked country. How is the Republic of Alsask going to ship its oil, that it cannot ship now because the assholes in BC and Quebec don't want pipelines built?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (QugKX)

273 I like her Andy Griffith show appearance as the manicurist. I think she waxed balls too but they didn't show it.

--

I can still recall her walking down the street at the end of the show. With the drums keeping time with each step. LOL

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (JoUsr)

274 Democrats belong in prison. They are the worst people in the world.

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (eAZVt)

275 Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (Rthly)

The dates on the TV shows are the dates the shows started, not the date of the appearance.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (oVJmc)

276 Wow

Posted by: Cocker Spaniel at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (5NMZN)

277 THIS is why I get me balls waxed!

Posted by: Margins at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (fjX/+)

278 270 than throuple with both
Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (rpxSz)

=========

That was a mistake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (q80AH)

279 She decided to get married and have babies.

Well, good for her, but sad for us.

She had one of those faces I could just stare at for hours. So pretty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

280 I think I just fucked up

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (rpxSz)

281 That's a barrellin'.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (oVJmc)

282 REDACTED, time to spread your legs for a barreling.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (q177U)

283 I'm pretty sure most of the Morons here would need a ratcheted tie down strap to keep that bad boy under control instead of a mere towel should the situation occur as you described.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2019 03:48 PM (Y4EXg)

I don't know. Most radiology rooms I've experienced have been on the chilly side. Through in the cold metal tables and suddenly we're George Costanza protesting that we've been short-changed.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (+/C3g)

284 There are attractive women and then there are attractive women.
Barbara Eden.Jennifer Connelly on the pony.
https://youtu.be/FP3FsutfJUY

Posted by: 13times at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (K3B2k)

285 280 I think I just fucked up
Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (rpxSz)

========

Is Ace in a banning mood today?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (q80AH)

286 Leon has gotten LARGER.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (Kpl3J)

287 >> I think I just fucked up



Ya think?

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (fjX/+)

288 She is hungry.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (q177U)

289 Something seems wrong.

Posted by: Someguy at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (6GjnW)

290 Lassie (1954)."

LOL. fucking math (or maybe Einstein). how does it work?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (Rthly)
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They're giving the debut year for the show. "Lassie" was a long-runner.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (BLD7q)

291 I like her Andy Griffith show appearance as the manicurist.


She's in an episode of I Love Lucy, too, and is incredibly smokin'.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 04:00 PM (oVJmc)

292 hey Shep, how's it hanging

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:00 PM (rpxSz)

293 Pontiac. The Wide Track

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:00 PM (q1Pj5)

294 It wasn't a rub n' tug, yerhonner.

It was free-range organic frictional waxing.

Needs a bunch of treatments, unfortunately. Next appointment is 6 PM tomorrow.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 04:00 PM (AURKQ)

295 >>She is hungry.


Like wolf.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:00 PM (fjX/+)

296 Is Ace in a banning mood today?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 03:59 PM (q80AH)

got some shit to do, so hope so

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:01 PM (rpxSz)

297 How long is this going to get?

Posted by: Cocker Spaniel at October 22, 2019 04:01 PM (5NMZN)

298 My high school biology teacher habitually played pocket pool in front of the class.

I knew a couple that worked at the 'Bear's Den' in Waco. They openly refereed to their boss as The Florist because he was always making arrangements.

Posted by: DanMan at October 22, 2019 04:01 PM (XTiHL)

299 194 Has anyone seen Kurt and Yaniv in the same room?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 22, 2019 03:50 PM (8anWX)

No, but if it did happen it would result in something seriously gross.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 04:01 PM (RD7QR)

300 The conventional wisdom is that it makes your dick look longer since you can see the tree instead of the forest, so to speak.
Posted by: Choda Boy

----

AoS - home of; insightful political commentary, integral calculus, military history of all periods, comparative religion studies, Literature and Classics and how to make your dick look bigger.

It is impossible to accurately explain this place to an outsider.




Was working with an ex Navy Senior Petty Officer that had gone through lots of issues, one of them being a recovering alcoholic.

He used to try to dissuade young'uns from drinking by going down the road of "Are you gay? Have you ever sucked a dick? Ever get fucked by a guy? Ever been blackout drunk? How do you know the answers to the first three questions are no?"

He had some related argument that guys that watched hardcore were gay because no one ever wanted to watch a guy with a small dick fuck a girl, they wanted the guy to have a huge, throbbing, baseball bat of the diameter of a schlong. So then you were gay. QED.

Guessing he had some unresolved issues.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:01 PM (HALdu)

301 All this blackface crap used to be common on sage in the early 1900s. It is only recently that the radical SJWs have made it a race crime.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 04:01 PM (mpXpK)

302 >>Because you either make a request or swear out a warrant. Request comes first. Durham is trying to find out what he has to say without telling him "You have the Right to Remain Silent."


F that, 4:00am raid.
Make sure CNN is there with cameras rolling.
Oh wait, he works for CNN right? Make that Fox OANN.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 04:02 PM (bDqIh)

303 Crowder says he's got the goods on Google suppressing Tulsi. Haven't been tuned long enough in to know what it is, but he and his lawyer are both offering to testify in her suit against Google.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 04:02 PM (oVJmc)

304 How long is this going to get?


Posted by: Cocker Spaniel at October 22, 2019 04:01 PM (5NMZN)

said Eve to Adam.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:02 PM (q1Pj5)

305 Well shit, who blew out the margins

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 04:02 PM (mpXpK)

306 87 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

I congratulate Justin Trudeau for a well deserved win. He embodies the value all North Americans can relate to. Together we can forge a new tomorrow with liberty and justice for all.
Posted by: Romney at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (FiU


Hey!!!

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:02 PM (NFEMn)

307 wait what? special wax for men? Ball Wax? The things you learn here.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2019 04:02 PM (r+sAi)

308 I guess Shirley Knight yesterday without any citation

purty sure that's a wash

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:02 PM (rpxSz)

309 Would be ironic if REDACTED got redacted.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 04:02 PM (q177U)

310 306 87 @SenRomney
45 minutes ago

I congratulate Justin Trudeau for a well deserved win. He embodies the value all North Americans can relate to. Together we can forge a new tomorrow with liberty and justice for all.
Posted by: Romney at October 22, 2019 03:33 PM (FiU


Hey!!!
Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:02 PM (NFEMn)

==========

I thought it was you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (q80AH)

311 OT: If it's now officially the Trump Era can PDT stay POTUS until an actual meteor causes a mass extinction in DC?

Posted by: DaveA at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (FhXTo)

312 Because you either make a request or swear out a warrant. Request comes
first. Durham is trying to find out what he has to say without
telling him "You have the Right to Remain Silent."

Which explains why his butt-girl was publishing articles on the luvvy of Brennan today or yesterday.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (nRWPy)

313 Redacted getting a free ball waxing in the Barrel

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (EGSGm)

314 >>Well shit, who blew out the margins


Redacted.


But in his defense, they were freshly waxed.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (fjX/+)

315 So Romney is going as Obama for Halloween?

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (HALdu)

316 That'd be a biiiiig state. (Does Alberta have more area that Saskatchewan?)
Posted by: Pierre Delecto Scrote House at October 22, 2019 03:55 PM (RD7QR)

Just a little less, because the western border is defined by the Continental divide.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (QugKX)

317 Do not adjust your horizontal...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (JoUsr)

318 Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 03:58 PM (rpxSz)


To the barrel.

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (mpXpK)

319 Because you either make a request or swear out a warrant. Request comes first. Durham is trying to find out what he has to say without telling him "You have the Right to Remain Silent."

Posted by: Tom Servo

Either subpoenaed or under threat of subpoena - he's probably already given a statement (depo) in September when he blubbered about if first, so a return visit? This time being less...fun?

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (32YRo)

320 It never rains, it pours.

Actress Lori Loughlin and several other parents were hit with additional charges in the college cheating scandal on Tuesday. The U.S. Attorney's office said Loughlin, her husband and nine others are now accused of conspiring to commit federal program bribery, CBS Boston reported.

-
I don't know if this is the same set of facts or if they've been up to new hijinx.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (+y/Ru)

321 More girth means more mirth.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (q1Pj5)

322 Good Lord.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (RUnSJ)

323 I'm hoping that Romney quote is a joke, right?

I assumed his shit was all fucked up because he was a fag, but if he's actually retarded I guess we should feel sorry for the guy.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (q177U)

324 320 It never rains, it pours.

Actress Lori Loughlin and several other parents were hit with additional charges in the college cheating scandal on Tuesday. The U.S. Attorney's office said Loughlin, her husband and nine others are now accused of conspiring to commit federal program bribery, CBS Boston reported.

-
I don't know if this is the same set of facts or if they've been up to new hijinx.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (+y/Ru)

===========

Fine.

Not really national news, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (q80AH)

325 He had some related argument that guys that watched hardcore were gay because no one ever wanted to watch a guy with a small dick fuck a girl, they wanted the guy to have a huge, throbbing, baseball bat of the diameter of a schlong. So then you were gay. QED.

Guessing he had some unresolved issues.
Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:01 PM (HALdu)

There is a bit of truth to the first part of this. Who the fuck wants to watch a guy with a tiny pecker banging some hot chick?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (NFEMn)

326 Guessing he had some unresolved issues.
Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:01 PM (HALdu)

pretty sure both of those are cribbed from Ron White....

or perhaps vice versa?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (AURKQ)

327 So Romney is going as Obama for Halloween?

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (HALdu)

-------
Romney is going with Obama as a date. Paul Ryan is going as a tranny with long hair so Biden has something to play with.

Posted by: Cocker Spaniel at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (5NMZN)

328 I am thankful everyday that Ryuk and his Death Note do not exist.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 04:05 PM (EXxge)

329 Redacted getting a free ball waxing in the Barrel
Posted by: VMom's phone at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (EGSGm)
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!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Janet Yaniv at October 22, 2019 04:05 PM (YOhRS)

330 Who wore animal skins the best ?

Raquel Welsh
Barbara Bach
Linda Harrison

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 04:05 PM (9YKBM)

331
I thought Justin T man has been black balled forever.

Posted by: saf at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (5IHGB)

332 The U.S. Attorney's office said Loughlin, her husband and nine others are now accused of conspiring to commit federal program bribery, CBS Boston reported.


That gets you one of those PMITA Federal prison invitations.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (Gvpa/)

333 More girth means more mirth.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (q1Pj5)

And having your circulation cut off by too tight condoms....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (NFEMn)

334 330 Who wore animal skins the best ?

Raquel Welsh
Barbara Bach
Linda Harrison

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 04:05 PM (9YKBM)

Ace

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (Gvpa/)

335 What about me?
Posted by: Julie Newmar at October 22, 2019 03:57 PM (mpXpK)

She was ai-ight, as they say. Eartha Kitt, however, was the best, in my opinion.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (iuFgi)

336
There is a bit of truth to the first part of this. Who the fuck wants to watch a guy with a tiny pecker banging some hot chick?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (NFEMn)

It is a question for philosophers and theologians.

Posted by: Someguy at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (6GjnW)

337 Seen at a Chicago eatery.

https://www.coopsauce.com/shop/barrel

Posted by: DaveA at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (FhXTo)

338 There is a bit of truth to the first part of this. Who the fuck wants to watch a guy with a tiny pecker banging some hot chick?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (NFEMn)




Sadly, yeah

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (HALdu)

339 330 Who wore animal skins the best ?

Raquel Welsh
Barbara Bach
Linda Harrison



Lassie

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (oVJmc)

340 #330 COUGARS.

Posted by: saf at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (5IHGB)

341 And having your circulation cut off by too tight condoms....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (NFEMn)

TMI. Was meaning the margins

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:07 PM (q1Pj5)

342 Who the fuck wants to watch a guy with a tiny pecker banging some hot chick?


Jonah Goldberg?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 04:07 PM (oVJmc)

343 Holy fucking shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:07 PM (JMI94)

344 Raquel Welsh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2019 04:07 PM (6rZli)

345 Hey!!!
Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:02 PM (NFEMn)

==========

I thought it was you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:03 PM (q80AH)

Nope.
Mine have a specific "watermark"

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:07 PM (NFEMn)

346 343 Holy fucking shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:07 PM (JMI94)

I thought the conversation was trending more towards "f*cking shitty holes"....

but close enough.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 04:08 PM (AURKQ)

347 I think it's actually MORE gay if you search in earnest for small dick porn.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 04:08 PM (q177U)

348 Yeah, that John Holmes guy was tiny, amirite?

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 04:08 PM (eAZVt)

349 Jimmie didn't want to pay a higher rate. Fucking wanker!

Posted by: Fritz at October 22, 2019 04:08 PM (kLDv+)

350 Who the fuck wants to watch a guy with a tiny pecker banging some hot chick?


Jonah Goldberg?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2019 04:07 PM (oVJmc)

Then he could just look in the mirror while he's banging Mrs. Goldberg.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:08 PM (NFEMn)

351 The culprit is REDACTED at #270.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:08 PM (JMI94)

352 Who wore animal skins the best ?



Raquel Welsh

Barbara Bach

Linda Harrison



Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 04:05 PM (9YKBM)

A toss up. However, the costumer who measured and fit and tailored and taped the outfit on each woman was the luckiest sob on the planet.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 04:08 PM (q1Pj5)

353 Scat's up.

Posted by: Cocker Spaniel at October 22, 2019 04:09 PM (5NMZN)

354 So is this the Oprah margins?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 04:09 PM (EXxge)

355 Guessing he had some unresolved issues.
Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:01 PM (HALdu)

pretty sure both of those are cribbed from Ron White....

or perhaps vice versa?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 04:04 PM (AURKQ)




When I was typing that out it did seem as though it might have come from somewhere else.

He did kind of look like Ron White.

Wherever he got it from he did not merely offer it as advice, he preached it like a madman. As though he desperately wanted to make sure no none ever got blackout drunk gay again, especially with a big dick.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:09 PM (HALdu)

356 Yeah, that John Holmes guy was tiny, amirite?
Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 04:08 PM (eAZVt)

No, but he wasn't the 12" of lore either.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:09 PM (NFEMn)

357 >>So is this the Oprah margins?



Oh, Mingey!

Posted by: gary at October 22, 2019 04:09 PM (fjX/+)

358 332
The U.S. Attorney's office said Loughlin, her husband and nine others
are now accused of conspiring to commit federal program bribery, CBS
Boston reported.





That gets you one of those PMITA Federal prison invitations.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (Gvpa/)

Gonna be some sweet Lifetime movies about Aunt Becky's prison stint.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 22, 2019 04:10 PM (ymnmz)

359 I think it's actually MORE gay if you search in earnest for small dick porn.
Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 04:08 PM (q177U)



Guessing any time you are searching for dick anything it is more gay.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:10 PM (HALdu)

360 Cue the Gunther song

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 22, 2019 04:10 PM (rwaEp)

361 Holy crap. Who blew the margins?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 04:10 PM (TnoDk)

362 All this blackface crap used to be common on sage in the early 1900s. It is only recently that the radical SJWs have made it a race crime.
Posted by: Vic

----

I am old enough to have attended Fersommlings (PA German minstrel shows). There was always at least one blackface skit. many times, the Black family up the hill from us participated in it. Great fun, lots of story telling and beer.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2019 04:11 PM (Y4EXg)

363 361 Holy crap. Who blew the margins?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 04:10 PM (TnoDk)

==========

Redacted, who didn't have the common decency to blow margins of a post no one was posting in anymore.

He had to blow the margins here good and hard for all of us to see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 04:11 PM (q80AH)

364 361 Holy crap. Who blew the margins?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 04:10 PM (TnoDk)

REDACTED at 270. Yes, I'm margin-blower shaming. No, I don't give a fuck.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:11 PM (JMI94)

365 Who blew the margins?

Probably a seal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 04:11 PM (EXxge)

366 OT: Am i the only one who read "Good News" in the poat headline in Hubert Farnsworth's voice?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 04:11 PM (AURKQ)

367 * furiously deletes browser history*

Posted by: Anonymous morons at October 22, 2019 04:11 PM (q1Pj5)

368 It is a question for philosophers and theologians.
Posted by: Someguy at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (6GjnW)



less interest from the philosophers these days.

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:11 PM (HALdu)

369 Thats a man baby!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 22, 2019 04:11 PM (0OmEj)

370 365 Who blew the margins?

Probably a seal.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 04:11 PM (EXxge)

It's just ice cream.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:12 PM (JMI94)

371 358 332
The U.S. Attorney's office said Loughlin, her husband and nine others
are now accused of conspiring to commit federal program bribery, CBS
Boston reported.





That gets you one of those PMITA Federal prison invitations.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (Gvpa/)

Gonna be some sweet Lifetime movies about Aunt Becky's prison stint.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 22, 2019 04:10 PM (ymnmz)

A Lesbian Prison Shower Christmas

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 04:12 PM (RD7QR)

372 "The U.S. Attorney's office said Loughlin, her husband and nine others are now accused of conspiring to commit federal program bribery"

That's the fun thing about our "justice" system - you never know who they're going to throw the book at. Keeps you guessing!

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 04:12 PM (eAZVt)

373 Gonna be some sweet Lifetime movies about Aunt Becky's prison stint.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 22, 2019 04:10 PM (ymnmz)

Caged Heat is one genre that could definitely stand to stage a reboot.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 04:13 PM (jYnPD)

374 Dang, somebody needs to lay off the carbs.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 22, 2019 04:13 PM (88+cf)

375 368 It is a question for philosophers and theologians.
Posted by: Someguy at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (6GjnW)

The philosophers and the theologians can all go to hell anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 04:13 PM (JMI94)

376 Someone with prividges needs to delete that post of Redacted, i.e. REDACT it

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 04:13 PM (mpXpK)

377 an agricultural slurry truck.

I was just wondering if Trump ought to get a smallish shit spreader and park it in the press room @1600. Let them know they can be replaced by machines.

Posted by: DaveA at October 22, 2019 04:14 PM (FhXTo)

378 Has anyone over six feet tall taken the new Fiat 124 for a ride yet?

They're making those again? I was given one of those and brought it back to life. It was a 1972 that also came with a newer 2litre motor (1980 I think).

When I went to sell it a German guy bought it and said he'd be back the next day to get it so I put a note in the glovebox to let whoever got it know it had a bigger engine.

Lo and behold I get a letter from a mechanic in Holland that bought it from the German here in Texas. The German was a buyer of small sports cars and wanted to add it to his next shipment.

Apparently the Netherlands didn't allow two seat open sports cars for decades. When they did open up, they preferred American versions due to seat belts, safety glass and extra girding in doors and such.

Posted by: DanMan at October 22, 2019 04:14 PM (XTiHL)

379 The waxing thread should be waned?

Posted by: Cocker Spaniel at October 22, 2019 04:15 PM (5NMZN)

380 BLOW ME!!!!

Posted by: The Margins at October 22, 2019 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

381 What in the furry hell...breitbart says Tim Cook was just named the head of a Chinese business school?

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2019 04:15 PM (Z1eux)

382 Agricultural Slurry Truck opened for Chevelle in 2015. They were shitty.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2019 04:15 PM (6rZli)

383
What in the furry hell...breitbart says Tim Cook was just named the head of a Chinese business school?
Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2019 04:15 PM (Z1eux)

---------

Well he's slavishly devoted to the Chinese regime, so why not?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:16 PM (AzW6q)

384 >>>* furiously deletes browser history*
Posted by: Anonymous morons at October 22, 2019 04:11 PM (q1Pj5)

LMAO!!!

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2019 04:16 PM (q177U)

385 breitbart says Tim Cook was just named the head of a Chinese business school?

Who knew Judas and his silver could be cashed out in Yuan...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 04:16 PM (EXxge)

386 Holy shit. thats some manspreading.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 22, 2019 04:16 PM (dMR4T)

387 All this blackface crap used to be common on sage in the early 1900s. It is only recently that the radical SJWs have made it a race crime.

I find it just as offensive as when Eddie Murphy dresses up as a white person. So horrible!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:16 PM (KZzsI)

388 They're making those again? I was given one of those and brought it back to life. It was a 1972 that also came with a newer 2litre motor (1980 I think).

The new Fiat 124 is a rebadged Mazda Miata, so it's probably more reliable than a real Fiat.

Posted by: Choda Boy at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (ZGrMX)

389
Maybe Cook can hire LeBron to run the athletics program.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (AzW6q)

390 Waxing, blowing, margins, Pierre Delecto.......what a place this is.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (FiUMj)

391 There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It is breathtaking.

Posted by: Dr. Evil at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (q1Pj5)

392
Tim Cook, you wax bar now!

Posted by: Winnie Ji Ping at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (88+cf)

393 I am really starting to hate our justice system or at least the bastardized system they've created. Murderers are treated less harshly than these parents.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (9YKBM)

394 Taylor.

Wayan brothers. White Chicks

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (EXxge)

395
And having your circulation cut off by too tight condoms....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (NFEMn)






You know how tough it is to get the extra large cougar???

Posted by: Dick Cheney at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (veoSD)

396 I can't believe I've been banned

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (rpxSz)

397 This thread has stretched and the font is really tiny.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 22, 2019 04:18 PM (wiXsO)

398 There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It is breathtaking.

I'm disappointed in the Horde that it took 391 comments to get this quote.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2019 04:18 PM (ZGrMX)

399 I can't believe I've been banned
Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (rpxSz)

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Aw, shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:18 PM (AzW6q)

400 Was the cartoon of LeBron James splaining things to the Chinese guy that stood in front of the tanks in Tianianmen Square covered here?

Posted by: not so at October 22, 2019 04:18 PM (HALdu)

401 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at October 22, 2019 04:18 PM (9vQJW)

402 Some poor dad lost the fight to have his crazy ex "transition" his son into a girl by chemical castration. The CHILD is SEVEN years old! It's Effing child abuse! Crazy bullshit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (0W3mK)

403 Wayan brothers. White Chicks

Well, that was offensive just because it was so terrible heh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (KZzsI)

404 NOOD!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (myjNJ)

405 Roomy

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (rpxSz)

406 YouTube isn't just blocking Crowder and conservatives, Gabbard was blocked from search requests from both Google AND YouTube.

Google is a liberal shithole and MUST be investigated. If they're allowed to continue, there ARE no democracies left in the world.

All your base are belong to Google.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

407 I've never seen the blog this stretched out before.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (0CeRG)

408 The new Fiat 124 is a rebadged Mazda Miata, so it's probably more reliable than a real Fiat.
Posted by: Choda Boy at October 22, 2019 04:17 PM (ZGrMX)

__

Virtually anything ever made by anyone is more reliable than a Fiat.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 04:19 PM (FiUMj)

409 test

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (AzW6q)

410 nood unstretched post

Posted by: Vic at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (mpXpK)

411 Gonna be some sweet Lifetime movies about Aunt Becky's prison stint.


Posted by: Cuthbert

So far, all these parents are getting is 2 or 3 weeks picking up garbage on the side of some highway - even when the prosecution is asking for months of incarceration, the judge isn't moved...the added federal programs charge is just an attempt to get more out of this whole embarrassing waste of taxpayers money - but the last person charged with it didn't get any more time than the last person without that charge.

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 04:20 PM (32YRo)

412 The new Fiat 124 is a rebadged Mazda Miata, so it's probably more reliable than a real Fiat.

Then it's full circle because my neighbor's 1989 Miata was an exact replica of that Fiat 124 I had except I stuck that 2litre in it and his Miata was a 1.6 or 1.8L.

Same gear ratios, same wheel sizes, same weight. And that Fiat was as simple as a 1950 Chevy. It is also pretty much a Lotus Elan of the same era.

Posted by: DanMan at October 22, 2019 04:23 PM (XTiHL)

413 Virtually anything ever made by anyone is more reliable than a Fiat.

never had a British bike have you?

The parts falling of this motorcycle are of the finest English quality!

Posted by: DanMan at October 22, 2019 04:25 PM (XTiHL)

414 Does anyone believe that the women will ever receive the money for their costs? As Mark Steyn says. the process is the punishment.

Posted by: Thomas LaBelle at October 22, 2019 04:34 PM (XHdLb)

415 It is a question for philosophers and theologians.
Posted by: Someguy at October 22, 2019 04:06 PM (6GjnW)
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Outside of my purview.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at October 22, 2019 04:35 PM (YOhRS)

416 Long time lurker here:

You can read the whole decision here:

hhttps://tinyurl.com/y5nb6pkb

Its actually pretty awesome. The BCHRT (who are usually the worst woke SJWs) actually found that Yaniv was a racist who was in it to try and extort financial settlements. Seriously.

Posted by: Paui at October 22, 2019 04:47 PM (D6p8+)

417 I know this is willowed but I just got done working and am checking in. That librarian is a hero and an inspiration. The interviewer keeps pushing and Ms. Bowles just stands her ground.

Posted by: Morning Chicano at October 22, 2019 04:47 PM (6qtm/)

418 I kind of wish the tribunal would have ruled in favor of John Yaniv. This perception that "at some point, common sense prevails" really creates an environment that allows the insanity to continue. Now think of that insane jury in Texas that says a father can't prevent his own son from being forcibly transitioned to a girl, and it's like our rightful fury is MITIGATED somehow by the false perception that the world isn't COMPLETELY insane, when in fact it really is. But if Yaniv were granted his wish, more of the world would recognize how delusional we are all becoming when we cave to this evil.

Posted by: vrf at October 22, 2019 04:53 PM (L8qt4)

419 If David French were willing to wax this man's parts, we could establish him as a Canadian maximal principle in human rights.

Posted by: DC at October 22, 2019 05:02 PM (RZIhl)

Project Veritas Hidden Camera Video: Jake Tapper's Senior Producer Rick Saleeby Alleges That CNN's Politics Supervising Producer Has History of Making Inappropriate Advances on Employees, Particularly Drunk Ones

So does Jake Tapper know about this?

I assume so.

So why is he refusing to comment?

I thought he was a hero or something.

I don't really love these sorts of allegations, and this doesn't seem like hardcore harassment, but CNN has pretended to be White Knights defending poor abused women.

Remember Kavanaugh?

It's a huge story when alleged against Brett Kavanaugh but it's not even worth a comment when it's CNN bigwigs?


Rick Saleeby, Senior Producer of The Lead with Jake Tapper, States Steve Brusk, CNN Politics Supervising Producer, Made 'Advances' on Female Employees During 'Social Gatherings' and Would "Put His Arm Around Them, Try and Touch Their Leg."

Saleeby Believes That Steve Brusk is "Protected by Certain People...Like Other Higher Ups" Within CNN.

Rick Saleeby Recalls Incident with a Young Female Colleague: "She Had a Skirt on. I Could See the Hand. I Like Grab Her. It Looked Like I Was Being the Assaulter Because I Grabbed Her So Aggressively... to Keep Her from Him."

Saleeby: "He Had Already Been Accused of the Things Prior... Which I Found Out..."

Saleeby Acknowledges the Gravity of the Situation: "I'l Tell You This, In the Climate That's Going Now, He Definitely Would Have Been Fired."
...

Steve Brusk Tells Project Veritas Journalists to Speak with CNN's PR Team About Sexual Misconduct Allegations; When Approached in DC, Refuses to Watch Footage.

Rick Saleeby and Jake Tapper Refuse to Speak with Project Veritas Journalists in DC When Approached for Comment.

Project Veritas Calls CNN President Jeff Zucker's Office for Comment on Last Week's Multiple Releases Regarding Anti-Trump Bias in the Network; Zucker's Administrative Assistant Replies: "We Don’t Have Any Comment, Thanks for Calling."

Be on the lookout for "conservative" writers to start offering up anonymous spin in defense of Tapper and CNN, which totally aren't fed to them by Jake Tapper, activating his DM Network of Soy Submissives.

Any bets on which of Jake's Internet Bitches will be the first to offer anonymous defenses from a "source close to CNN"?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:20 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at October 22, 2019 02:20 PM (3sOO0)

2 #DemocratsCannotCommitCrimes

Posted by: shibumi at October 22, 2019 02:20 PM (2KYgn)

3 OT: not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 02:21 PM (q80AH)

4 OT/ Feeling sleepy. May take a nap.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 22, 2019 02:22 PM (Xqo6t)

5 New Rules, CNN!

Hope you like it, Jake "Square Shooter" Tapper!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 02:22 PM (qC1Sy)

6 Actually, Jake, I hope you choke on it.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 02:22 PM (qC1Sy)

7 top ten?

Posted by: Cumalla Harris at October 22, 2019 02:22 PM (rBM1Q)

8 They projected upon Kavanaugh all the evil deeds they do every day.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 02:22 PM (EXxge)

9 CNN > NBC > ISIS rape rooms

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 02:23 PM (Gvpa/)

10 anybody shocked and surprised that Don "Tainted Love" Lemon's employers are harassing underlings too?

if you run a den full of rapey perverts, of course you are going to hire others of a similar bent.

oh and happy Tuesday

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 02:23 PM (3QhVO)

11 And this is in Texas, not California or something.

A sane people would declare munchasen by proxy and give custody to the father but here we are

Posted by: brak at October 22, 2019 02:23 PM (sZuW0)

12 My guess is the free subordinate and intern pussy were listed as a perk.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 02:23 PM (JFO2v)

13
Any bets on which of Jake's Internet Bitches will be the first to offer anonymous defenses from a "source close to CNN"?

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Wagers 500 quatloos on Taterhead.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 22, 2019 02:24 PM (8XRCm)

14 Why are they drunk at work? Or even at a workish social gathering?

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 22, 2019 02:24 PM (yv87T)

15 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:24 PM (VLp1b)

16 Well Tater got lucky and budded a spud

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 02:24 PM (EXxge)

17 Eric Erickson will defend Jake b/c he drools over a job at CNN.

Posted by: aquaviva at October 22, 2019 02:24 PM (gtKRu)

18 Any bets on which of Jake's Internet Bitches will be the first to offer anonymous defenses from a "source close to CNN"?


Allahpundit then David French then Pierre Delicktoe

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 02:24 PM (nRWPy)

19 Tapper? I hardly knew her. But she was drunk AF, so . . . .

Posted by: CNN Producer at October 22, 2019 02:24 PM (jYnPD)

20 Watch the vid and tell me you got through it with all the 'like like like' through the whole thing.

Makes me weep even more for our future.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:25 PM (VLp1b)

21 O'Keefe tried to talk to Tapper and Tapper treated him like dog crap stuck on his shoe. Tapper is acting like a man who lives in fear, or at least desperation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:25 PM (KZzsI)

22 It's like it is everywhere! which, of course, it is!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2019 02:25 PM (so+oy)

23 Jeez, these journalists seem to jump each other like drunken sailors in a whorehouse. And yet they are ethically pure, ethically pure...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 02:25 PM (RD7QR)

24 Sublime.

https://youtu.be/CeMeDihwyrg

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 02:25 PM (jYnPD)

25
"Jake! Tap her!"

- - Rick Saloojee or something

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 02:26 PM (zBaqJ)

26 Top 30?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 22, 2019 02:26 PM (LCPmm)

27 This is distracting us from the really important news like, how Orangemanbad is using the power of the state to oppress a former official of the prior administration with some cooked up conspiracy theory. Republicans are just supposed to resign for the good of the country based on the seriousness of the allegations, not fight back and prosecute the seditious activity of the previous administration. This. Is. Not. Who. We. Are!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 02:26 PM (yDFoI)

28 My guess is the free subordinate and intern pussy were listed as a perk.
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Not very inclusive.

Posted by: G at October 22, 2019 02:26 PM (5NMZN)

29 O'Keefe tried to call Acosta, and Acosta hung up on him.

These guys are acting like they are intimidated by a real journalist who actually does his damned job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

30 #DrunkDonLeMon hardest hit on?

Posted by: ShainS at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (Ty6Zr)

31 The Conservation Case for Sport Fukn Interns

Posted by: David Cuck French at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (JFO2v)

32 Saleeby Acknowledges the Gravity of the Situation: "I'l Tell You This,
In the Climate That's Going Now, He Definitely Would Have Been Fired."


You mean "in this climate" that you created in order to destroy the idea of being innocent until proven guilty by a jury of your peers? You know, that internationally recognized human right?


That "climate?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (HaL55)

33 At least the fat fuck employee stood up for the woman and prevented the open molestation of his friend, so there's that.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (VLp1b)

34 30 #DrunkDonLeMon hardest hit on?
Posted by: ShainS at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (Ty6Zr)


He's the one jamming his ball-sweat fingers in guys' faces.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (zBaqJ)

35 Fapper, in addition to being sanctimonious phony little man-gash, is a total waste of fucking oxygen and we'll probably eventually find out he's an assaulter too. Has that look, doesn't he? This comment does not necessary reflect the editorial perspective of this page.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (iCVx5)

36 Next, on CNN:
"It's Different When We Do It"

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (Y9zp1)

37 >>Sublime.


Those guys don't get enough love.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 02:28 PM (fjX/+)

38 23 Jeez, these journalists seem to jump each other like drunken sailors in a whorehouse. And yet they are ethically pure, ethically pure...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 02:25 PM (RD7QR)

I'm so far beyond tired of being lectured on virtue by whores, buggerers, and rapists.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 22, 2019 02:28 PM (J+mig)

39
Pfffft . No surprise poop chuting???

Piker.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 22, 2019 02:28 PM (8XRCm)

40 28 My guess is the free subordinate and intern pussy were listed as a perk.
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Not very inclusive.
Posted by: G at October 22, 2019 02:26 PM (5NMZN)

who does not like free pussy??

Posted by: David Cuck French at October 22, 2019 02:28 PM (JFO2v)

41 Jeez, these journalists seem to jump each other like drunken sailors in a whorehouse.

Going orgasm to orgasm is the only thing that gives them a few seconds peace and fills the aching void in their souls for a brief moment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

42 ny bets on which of Jake's Internet Bitches will be the first to offer anonymous defenses from a "source close to CNN"?


Allahpundit then David French then Pierre Delicktoe
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 02:24 PM (nRWPy)

Oui oui!!

Posted by: Pierre Lovesdictoe at October 22, 2019 02:28 PM (Ed8Zd)

43 off French Davidian sox

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 02:28 PM (JFO2v)

44 Bunch of perverts in the msm apparently.

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (a0IVu)

45 41 Jeez, these journalists seem to jump each other like drunken sailors in a whorehouse.

Going orgasm to orgasm is the only thing that gives them a few seconds peace and fills the aching void in their souls for a brief moment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:28 PM (KZzsI)


Can't they just go long on Vaseline and Beaver Hunt?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (zBaqJ)

46 Capitalization: How does it work?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (HaL55)

47 I'm still reeling from the state enforced castrations, sorry.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (YjqtD)

48 Has that look, doesn't he?

No, he has the look of the guy who knows what's going on, but says nothing because he wants to get ahead. And lately he has the look of someone who hung his entire future on a dumpster fire.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (KZzsI)

49 There really is a whole hell of a lot of harassment going on, isn't there?

If the woman is not into it, what the fuck is the point? (no pun intended.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (ycWCI)

50 29
O'Keefe tried to call Acosta, and Acosta hung up on him.



These guys are acting like they are intimidated by a real journalist who actually does his damned job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

I WAS IN THE POOL!

Posted by: Accoster at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (jYnPD)

51 who does not like free pussy??
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G?

Posted by: G at October 22, 2019 02:30 PM (5NMZN)

52 44 Bunch of perverts in the msm apparently.
Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (a0IVu)

They make ME blush.

Posted by: Katie Hill at October 22, 2019 02:30 PM (Gvpa/)

53 Sorry for the early OT but there is a pic of Nadler on BB..from the 80s and omg, he was so fat!

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 02:30 PM (a0IVu)

54 Oh, Tapper launched a stupid attack on Sen. Josh Hawley to distract:

@jaketapper
In which @HawleyMO calls a Jewish journalist a "smug, rich liberal elitist"

Hawley's original tweet:

@HawleyMO

Only a smug, rich liberal elitist would say that defending your home is "phony pastoral posturing," whatever that means. No, Greg, I don't think living in Missouri is "punishment." But this is the new left: utter, open contempt for the people of the heartland and all we love


See all the anti-semitism?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2019 02:30 PM (1Vobx)

55 You know, in all my years in the workplace I NEVER did anything remotely like this whatsoever.

What's wrong with these people?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 02:30 PM (YqDXo)

56 I saw ball-sweat fingers open for the dead Kennedys at the Agora.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 02:30 PM (JFO2v)

57 Those guys don't get enough love.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 02:28 PM (fjX/+)

There's a reason for that.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:31 PM (VLp1b)

58 They make ME blush.

Posted by: Katie Hill at October 22, 2019 02:30 PM (Gvpa/)

They make your throuple seem modest.

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 02:31 PM (a0IVu)

59 Whoops.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:31 PM (VLp1b)

60 phew...its Sponge..I thought I did it at first

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 02:31 PM (a0IVu)

61 #DrunkDonLeMon hardest hit on?

Posted by: ShainS at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (Ty6Zr)
..........

unsurprising anal.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2019 02:31 PM (v0R5T)

62 Close, but no cigar.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 02:31 PM (Gvpa/)

63 55
You know, in all my years in the workplace I NEVER did anything remotely like this whatsoever.



What's wrong with these people?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 02:30 PM (YqDXo)

Their dating game is off the hook.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (jYnPD)

64 Can't they just go long on Vaseline and Beaver Hunt?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (zBaqJ)

JJ I think Beaver Hunt Lube would sell as a brand name.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (JFO2v)

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (VLp1b)

66 carrying over from the other thread, the one in ciaramella,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (x+C/t)

67 Tell your reasons to the Barrel.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (fjX/+)

68 64 Can't they just go long on Vaseline and Beaver Hunt?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (zBaqJ)

JJ I think Beaver Hunt Lube would sell as a brand name.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (JFO2v)


Copyright 2019 SeftonCorp Inc.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (zBaqJ)

69 Sponge to the barrel.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (jYnPD)

70 >>>35 Fapper, in addition to being sanctimonious phony little man-gash, is a total waste of fucking oxygen and we'll probably eventually find out he's an assaulter too. Has that look, doesn't he? This comment does not necessary reflect the editorial perspective of this page.
Posted by: ...

I wouldn't say it *doesn't* reflect the editorial perspective, tho

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (PbpT7)

71 I will retire to the barrel for a spell.

I could use the shits.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (VLp1b)

72 I'm Spongeworthy!!

Posted by: Teh Barrel at October 22, 2019 02:33 PM (pMGkg)

73 O'Keefe tried to call Acosta, and Acosta hung up on him.

These guys are acting like they are intimidated by a real journalist who actually does his damned job.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

I bet they are intimidated.
Just like Trump makes the old school politicos look bad by actually getting things done, O'Keefe shows up the lazy herd mentality faux journalist twitter mob.

Posted by: LASue at October 22, 2019 02:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

74 Copyright 2019 SeftonCorp Inc.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (zBaqJ)


Smells... musky in here.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 22, 2019 02:33 PM (aS1PU)

75 I wouldn't say it *doesn't* reflect the editorial perspective, tho

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (PbpT7)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 02:33 PM (jYnPD)

76 Jeez, these journalists seem to jump each other like drunken sailors in a whorehouse. And yet they are ethically pure, ethically pure...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 02:25 PM (RD7QR)

as a former drunken sailor, i will tell you we had standards...

not like these fucks in the demorat ranks...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 22, 2019 02:33 PM (8D42x)

77 Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (PbpT7)

Lmfao

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 02:33 PM (iCVx5)

78 Seriously, Sublime 's approach was about as Punk as you can get.

They didn't give a shit about anything but making some music.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 02:33 PM (fjX/+)

79 At the very least, Tapper is an enabler.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:34 PM (ycWCI)

80 I wouldn't say it *doesn't* reflect the editorial perspective, tho
Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (PbpT7)

Heh.

Man-gash. Nice.

Posted by: LASue at October 22, 2019 02:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

81 I would distinguish a "reporter" from a "journalist." The latter offers his opinions on events, whereas the former merely reports events.

In general, I don't want "journalists" opinions on events. Just tell me the facts, and I'll draw my conclusions, thank you very much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 02:34 PM (YqDXo)

82 Jake Tapper has a rapey name.

His middle name is not Witherconsent.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 02:34 PM (YOhRS)

83 I understand that he'd get them drunk and then discuss the origins of 'hussy' and 'gussy' with them while mentioning he's responsible for hiring on-air talent.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 02:34 PM (Dh1wo)

84 JONAH: both sides do it / listen to my podcast!
FRENCH: true Christians and true conservatives won't cast stones at Trump so shouldn't cast stones at CNN / read me at the Cuckpatch
KRISTOL: OK this brings out my inner abuse-enabler / read my Tweets!
BOOT: **drawing up plans to conquer Greenland before Trump buys it**
RUBIN: **liking/retweeting Pierre Delecto**
NORDLINGER: great opera last night, huh?
ALLAPUNDIT: O'Keefe is a RUSSIAN ASSET

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 02:35 PM (786Ro)

85
This topic is actually a palate cleanser after the last one. That's where we are.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2019 02:35 PM (Xm5XV)

86 80 I wouldn't say it *doesn't* reflect the editorial perspective, tho
Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (PbpT7)

Heh.

Man-gash. Nice.
Posted by: LASue at October 22, 2019 02:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

Man-Gash sounds like the Assyrian god of fertility and surprise anal.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

87 I tell you my state's experience with the slithy tove that is jake tapper, he was the local correspondent in florida, for salon, which was financed by Hambrecht and quist in partnership, with Chinese darpa, during the florida recount, he did a whole series of ridiculous stories trying to prove w had stolen the election, with the aid of Katherine harris and jeb of course, he dragged the state through the mud to get a book contract on the matter,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 22, 2019 02:35 PM (x+C/t)

88 i heard Jake Tapper rufies young girls and then reads his awful "novel" to them while they're in an impaired state and can't tell his writing is shit

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (PbpT7)

89 Man-Gash sounds like the Assyrian god of fertility and surprise anal.

his spirit animal: the otter

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (KZzsI)

90 That makes me wonder. I have always had issue with the term 'Enabler'. Why should we hold someone who does not do the bad thing accountable for another's actions?

However, as I have gotten older, I find myself having less and less patience for the non actions or blessing by silence of others- and of myself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (ycWCI)

91 the Barrel's been in need of a sponging.
*drops some Clorox and 409 in there*

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (3QhVO)

92
Heh.

Sponge

Barrel

First



Some assembly required.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (8XRCm)

93 Old story: Johnny has 6 apples and gives jimmy 2, how many apples does Johnny have left?
New story: Johnny has an apple tree which has a pretty decent yield every year, he feeds his family from it. One year, there is a bumper crop. Johnny give a crate of apples and some preserves to his unemployed neighbor. The FDA and Dept of agriculture find out about it and fine Johnny for farming without a license and cut down the tree because it was used in illicit sales of food products. The neighbor doesn't qualify for assistance, as he is unmarried and has no kids. Johnnys family was offered food stamps because they are no longer self sufficient with the loss of the tree. Their local congressman was re-elected in a landslide when he used the example of government assisting Johnny's family in their time of need.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (yDFoI)

94 >>>84 JONAH: both sides do it / listen to my podcast!
FRENCH: true Christians and true conservatives won't cast stones at Trump so shouldn't cast stones at CNN / read me at the Cuckpatch
KRISTOL: OK this brings out my inner abuse-enabler / read my Tweets!
BOOT: **drawing up plans to conquer Greenland before Trump buys it**
RUBIN: **liking/retweeting Pierre Delecto**
NORDLINGER: great opera last night, huh?
ALLAPUNDIT: O'Keefe is a RUSSIAN ASSET
Posted by: Hands

literally Twitter every single day

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (PbpT7)

95 I am ManGash open for MaleMenstral at Hole in the Wall side London in '80.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:37 PM (VLp1b)

96 h, Tapper launched a stupid attack on Sen. Josh Hawley to distract:

@jaketapper
In which @HawleyMO calls a Jewish journalist a "smug, rich liberal elitist"

Hawley's original tweet:

@HawleyMO

Only a smug, rich liberal elitist would say that defending your home is "phony pastoral posturing," whatever that means. No, Greg, I don't think living in Missouri is "punishment." But this is the new left: utter, open contempt for the people of the heartland and all we love


See all the anti-semitism?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2019 02:30 PM (1Vobx)

Yes, Tapper seems to be quite the antisemite.
I wonder how he knows "Greg's" religion and why he thinks it's at all relevant?

Posted by: LASue at October 22, 2019 02:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

97 "23 Jeez, these journalists seem to jump each other like drunken sailors in a whorehouse. And yet they are ethically pure, ethically pure...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to"
*************************
Drunken sailors still have to pay for it.

Posted by: Cosda at October 22, 2019 02:37 PM (o8vm8)

98
READ THIS:

If any ove you know how to contact this guy, do it. NOW.

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509 I done fucked up my life...

Love you all

See you on the other side
Posted by: browndog at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (LhcdG)

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 02:37 PM (AzW6q)

99 68

Sales Reps Car

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/beaver-hunter/

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 02:37 PM (JFO2v)

100 @93, was waiting for willowed OT


Seattle considering Social Justice Math Curriculum Indoctrination.


https://tinyurl.com/y4oncqgs


Q: If Johnny has 6 apples and Jose has zero apples, how many apples would Jose have if Johnny gives Jose 2 apples?


A: 2?


Wrong. Jose has 6 apples, because Johnny's remaining 4 apples were a product of white privilege and were awarded to Jose as a product of redistributive justice for the oppression that nobody related to Johnny visited upon nobody related to Jose.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 02:38 PM (jYnPD)

101 i heard Jake Tapper rufies young girls and then reads his awful "novel" to them while they're in an impaired state and can't tell his writing is shit

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (PbpT7)
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It could be that Jake has climbed up the ladder by threatening to read his Vogon poetry to people.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 02:38 PM (YOhRS)

102 Man Gash sounds like one of those monsters-of-the-month from Kirby in the early Marvel days. FEAR MANGASH, ASSYRIAN DESTROYER!!! (image of huge monster eating a car)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:38 PM (KZzsI)

103 This topic is actually a palate cleanser after the last one. That's where we are.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2019 02:35 PM (Xm5XV)
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Sad but true.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 02:38 PM (qC1Sy)

104 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: The Barrel at October 22, 2019 02:38 PM (786Ro)

105 Honestly, I can't even bring myself to care about this right now.

Not that it isn't important, because it is, but that last thread--God. That is a casus belli if there ever was one.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 22, 2019 02:39 PM (2PXwn)

106 I have always had issue with the term 'Enabler'.
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It's a funny sort of word, isn't it? "Enablerr".

Posted by: Gary, King of the humans at October 22, 2019 02:39 PM (BLD7q)

107 90 That makes me wonder. I have always had issue with the term 'Enabler'. Why should we hold someone who does not do the bad thing accountable for another's actions?

However, as I have gotten older, I find myself having less and less patience for the non actions or blessing by silence of others- and of myself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (ycWCI)

An enabler is a person who makes it possible, not just a person who was peripherally involved. Someone who, without their help, the criminal act couldn't have been perpetrated.

Like an 800 pound person that can no longer get out of bed, but keeps growing fatter - the person bringing them their food is the enabler.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 22, 2019 02:39 PM (J+mig)

108 y'all catch browndog's post @509 in the last thread? anybody know browndog?

Posted by: DanMan at October 22, 2019 02:39 PM (XTiHL)

109 the Barrel's been in need of a sponging.
*drops some Clorox and 409 in there*
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (3QhVO)


Clorox and ammonia should do the trick.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 22, 2019 02:40 PM (aS1PU)

110 This comment does not necessary reflect the editorial perspective of this page.


Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (iCVx5)

_______


LOL. Wait, it actually does ... ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at October 22, 2019 02:40 PM (Ty6Zr)

111 Who's ready for a little good news?

@TheRealKeean

BREAKING: Jessica Yaniv has just been ordered to pay legal costs to the business owners Yaniv harassed at the Human Rights Tribunal. The estheticians do not have to handle Yaniv's male genitalia now or ever again.
Finally. Some good news.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 02:40 PM (ZLI7S)

112 91 the Barrel's been in need of a sponging.
*drops some Clorox and 409 in there*
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (3QhVO)

Use the rough side!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:40 PM (ycWCI)

113 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at October 22, 2019 02:40 PM (KNsKs)

114 Hello darkness, my old friend.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:40 PM (VLp1b)

115 108 y'all catch browndog's post @509 in the last thread? anybody know browndog?

Posted by: DanMan at October 22, 2019 02:39 PM (XTiHL)

He is on the prayer list, isn't he?

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 02:40 PM (a0IVu)

116 I was merely checking her for kneasles, out of an abundance of caution and concern for the robust health of our young female staffers.

Posted by: Steve Brusk at October 22, 2019 02:41 PM (q1Pj5)

117 >>y'all catch browndog's post @509 in the last thread? anybody know browndog?

Yes.
No. But I wish I could reach out to the guy.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 02:41 PM (fjX/+)

118 Clorox and Ammonia. Doesn't that make mustard gas?

You hate me enough to kill me?

I'm sad now.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:42 PM (VLp1b)

119 37 >>Sublime.

Those guys don't get enough love.

Posted by: garrett
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Was just listening to "Pawn Shop" and I have to agree!

Have them on the playlist for sure.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 22, 2019 02:42 PM (RcLFK)

120 >>Clorox and Ammonia. Doesn't that make mustard gas?


In the barrel, that should be the least of your worries!

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 02:42 PM (fjX/+)

121 Does Jake Tapper know he's not supposed to be tapping them jake brakes within town limits?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 22, 2019 02:43 PM (Uu+Jp)

122 In deference to my great friend, colleague and virtuous lover of the military, Jake Tapper- how do we know this is true? After all, it ain't as though Project Veritas put a camera in anyone's underwear. Am I Right?

Posted by: David French's Flapping Rectum at October 22, 2019 02:43 PM (1U5Nb)

123 118 Clorox and Ammonia. Doesn't that make mustard gas?

You hate me enough to kill me?

I'm sad now.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:42 PM (VLp1b)
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I see you're unwilling to take one for the team in order to make sure the barrel is nice and clean.

Remember, there is no "I" in team!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 02:43 PM (qC1Sy)

124 browndog don't fuckin' do it, man. Let's talk about this.

Link in nic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 02:43 PM (AzW6q)

125 God grant browndog strength.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 02:44 PM (RD7QR)

126 I was told there would be no chemistry in this blog.
Posted by: Dr. Junkenstein at October 22, 2019 02:43 PM (+H/11)


Chemistry is life. Life is chemistry.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 22, 2019 02:44 PM (aS1PU)

127 I kill myself for no one. Sacrifice for God, country, family. The Horde? That's very questionable.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:45 PM (VLp1b)

128 More "heavily edited" footage

Posted by: steevy at October 22, 2019 02:45 PM (KNsKs)

129 127 I kill myself for no one. Sacrifice for God, country, family. The Horde? That's very questionable.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:45 PM (VLp1b)

Come on!
-The Horde

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:45 PM (ycWCI)

130 "Clorox and ammonia should do the trick."

Mixing them together would be a gas!

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 02:46 PM (eAZVt)

131 >>I kill myself for no one. Sacrifice for God, country, family. The Horde? That's very questionable.


**Throws Overpriced Tampons at Sponge**


One of Us.

One of Us.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 02:46 PM (fjX/+)

132 I bet she rides a Vespa.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 02:47 PM (H8GoT)

133 Remember, there is no "I" in team!
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But there is an "i" in "meat pie"!

Posted by: Shaun at October 22, 2019 02:47 PM (BLD7q)

134 If I were to clean the barrel, it would no longer be a punishment and you bastards would be fucking up all over the place without consequence. What do you think this is, Washington D. C.?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:47 PM (VLp1b)

135 Chemistry is life. Life is chemistry.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 22, 2019 02:44 PM (aS1PU)

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"You don't buy a lot of the stuff we make, but you are exposed to a lot of our toxic wastes."

Posted by: M3 CHemicals at October 22, 2019 02:47 PM (5NMZN)

136 Last browndog posts I could find on a quick search is here.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/

?blog=86post=383747#c31503391


Stay with us, Browndog.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 02:47 PM (jYnPD)

137 As Jake Tapper well knows "silence is agreement" and his silence on this report speaks volumes. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at October 22, 2019 02:47 PM (vm955)

138 134 If I were to clean the barrel, it would no longer be a punishment and you bastards would be fucking up all over the place without consequence. What do you think this is, Washington D. C.?
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:47 PM (VLp1b)
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LOL!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 02:48 PM (qC1Sy)

139 Any bets on which of Jake's Internet Bitches will be the first to offer anonymous defenses from a "source close to CNN"?

Carlos Danger's cousin Pierre Delecto?

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 02:48 PM (oiNtH)

140 509 I done fucked up my life...

Love you all

See you on the other side
Posted by: browndog at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (LhcdG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 02:37 PM (AzW6q)

Yikes. I hope you're lurking brown dog.
Humans are fallible- all of us -yet still are worthy of forgiveness and love, if we seek it. No matter what.

Posted by: LASue at October 22, 2019 02:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

141 As Jake Tapper well knows "silence is agreement" and his silence on this report speaks volumes. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at October 22, 2019 02:47 PM (vm955)
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Except when they do things. Then silence is not having the bandwidth to address it.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 02:48 PM (YOhRS)

142 The Conservative Case for Being a Gropy McGroperson

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 02:48 PM (hLRSq)

143 Everything is temporary...there is nothing that cannot be fixed, forgiven and made up for.

Posted by: overit at October 22, 2019 02:49 PM (sI15f)

144 150ish

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at October 22, 2019 02:49 PM (NTkSq)

145 Browndog, you copy?

Don't do it brother. You can't fix things from the other side.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 22, 2019 02:49 PM (1U5Nb)

146 Remember, there is no "I" in team!
----
But there is an "i" in "meat pie"!
Posted by: Shaun at October 22, 2019 02:47 PM (BLD7q)
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You know who else had an I in his name?

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 02:49 PM (YOhRS)

147 Self termination is NOT an option. Ever.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:50 PM (VLp1b)

148 Frankly the use of CNN to manipulate elections and spread lying propaganda for one political party bothers me more than a few girls possibly putting up with handsy guys to keep their jobs and get ahead.

This O'Keefe stuff seems like the basis for a fine "in kind donation" campaign finance violation investigation to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:50 PM (KZzsI)

149 Mangash. does Assyrian have a maf'al construction? sounds possible in some Semitic language if you count the Akkadian side of it "Semitic". kind of an outlier.

Sumerian would be the agglutinative one . man+gash. man means "2". gash also means "2" but can also mean "booze".

so I guess MAN+GASH is a Sumerogram for "two drinks".

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 02:51 PM (Rthly)

150 Was there footage of Tapper the fapper refusing to speak? What a little bitch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 02:51 PM (0W3mK)

151 You know who else had an I in his name?

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"It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger"

Posted by: M3 CHemicals at October 22, 2019 02:51 PM (5NMZN)

152 Amen LASue

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 02:52 PM (iCVx5)

153 You know who else had an I in his name?
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 02:49 PM (YOhRS)

Mister Rogers?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:52 PM (ycWCI)

154 Browndog, your life is worth living.


https://youtu.be/p2G7buZ2JSg

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 02:52 PM (jYnPD)

155 You know who else had an I in his name?

Pierre Delicto?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:52 PM (KZzsI)

156 149 Mangash. does Assyrian have a maf'al construction? sounds possible in some Semitic language if you count the Akkadian side of it "Semitic". kind of an outlier.

Sumerian would be the agglutinative one . man+gash. man means "2". gash also means "2" but can also mean "booze".

so I guess MAN+GASH is a Sumerogram for "two drinks".
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 02:51 PM (Rthly)

So maybe the Sumerians were lightweights who would hit anything after a couple drinks?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 02:52 PM (RD7QR)

157 so I guess MAN+GASH is a Sumerogram for "two drinks".
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 02:51 PM (Rthly)
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So, the god of moderate alcohol consumption?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 02:52 PM (BLD7q)

158 My little brother committed suicide, I recall finally getting through a day without thinking about him. It took about 10 years.

Please don't do it browndog.

Posted by: DanMan at October 22, 2019 02:53 PM (XTiHL)

159 Browndog, if you're still here:

Relax a bit and think. Do you hate your life when you're at home by yourself, with no obligations for the day?

If not, you don't hate your life at all, and everything that brought you to this despair is external to you.

If it's external, you can change it, either by confronting your problems, or moving somewhere they aren't. My problems were all people and places, so I did the latter, and left no contact info. It worked.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 22, 2019 02:54 PM (J+mig)

160 Let's jump into the Wayback machine and see what the moderates were saying a few years ago.

If we just accept homo marriage, that'll be the end of it. The free-mongering "slippery slope" arguments that the social conservative hate mongers are simply a figment of their imaginations.

- The Reasonable Committee For Reasonable Compromise

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 02:54 PM (+y/Ru)

161 You may love us, Browndog but we love *you*. And others do too. More than you think. If you end yourself, you will be sentencing several or more of them to a lifetime of excruciating torture. All because they love you. They will never recover. Don't do that to them.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 02:54 PM (iCVx5)

162 And Jake is wondering why administration officials won't appear on his network - they don't want to get pawed by all of your Gropy McGroperson's, Jake!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 02:55 PM (hLRSq)

163 I see the latest outrage of the day is that Trump used the word "Lynching"!!! All Right Thinking People are Aghast!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 02:55 PM (Kpl3J)

164 Since we all need cheering up, one of my favorites:

https://tinyurl.com/y2jvylyq

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:55 PM (ycWCI)

165 You know who else had an I in his name?
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 02:49 PM (YOhRS)

Mister Rogers?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Snake Pliskin?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 02:55 PM (TnoDk)

166 And, no, it is not boobs, although...

https://tinyurl.com/y4v45lpb (SFW)

But that leaves out the ladies among us, so:

https://tinyurl.com/y6qyqr78

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:56 PM (ycWCI)

167 Pierre Delicto

Does Romney realize who stupid he looks?

Posted by: Matt Rooney at October 22, 2019 02:56 PM (NFEMn)

168 This O'Keefe stuff seems like the basis for a fine "in kind donation" campaign finance violation investigation to me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:50 PM (KZzsI)
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Yeah, but the FEC won't do that, because the other side will scorch the ground. They will demand that Fox be considered in-kind donation for "fairness". Rush's entire show.

I agree, however, I just know that whatever we would do, the payback the Dems would try will be as much as they can get away with.

Clinton was investigated for a long while, his administration was doing a lot of shady stuff. He had to actually be found guilty of a crime before we started talking about impeachment (that I remember).

They started Impeach Trump from day 1 as "payback".

Holder refused to release thousands of documents for 18 months before he was cited with "contempt". Bar didn't release the 4% of the Mueller report that was redacted as classified including Grand Jury information, and in 2 weeks the House cited him for "contempt". And they called that "payback".

You just have to ready for what the mob will do even if you take a reasonable step as punishment.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 02:56 PM (YOhRS)

169 -Kamala Harris called the debunked Jussie Smollett hoax a "modern-day lynching"

-Jerry Nadler accused Republicans of running a "lynch mob" against Bill Clinton

-President Trump says attempting to impeach him is a lynching.

Guess which one drives the left crazy?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:56 PM (KZzsI)

170 I see the latest outrage of the day is that Trump used the word "Lynching"!!! All Right Thinking People are Aghast!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 02:55 PM (Kpl3J)
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And the evangelicals have a perfectly good option in Pence.

Posted by: David Fwench at October 22, 2019 02:57 PM (YOhRS)

171 Snake Pliskin?

I heard he was dead

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:57 PM (KZzsI)

172 Pierre Delicto



Does Romney realize who stupid he looks?

Posted by: Matt Rooney at October 22, 2019 02:56 PM (NFEMn)

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Who nkows?

Posted by: M3 CHemicals at October 22, 2019 02:57 PM (5NMZN)

173 *sound of needle being pulled across record*


Browndog? Don't do anything in haste that you cannot repent at leisure.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 02:57 PM (hLRSq)

174 Browndog. We ALL eff up. There are people that love you that even if you wronged would be haunted that you aren't here. People can forgive. God forgives and there are resources for help.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 02:57 PM (0W3mK)

175 What the hell kind of name is Mitt anyway? Did he excel in baseball as a catcher?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 02:57 PM (NFEMn)

176 Guess which one drives the left crazy?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:56 PM (KZzsI)
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What is "Trump saying something", Alex?

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 02:58 PM (YOhRS)

177 On any given day, it would be easier to give a surprise report when any of the MFM gives an unbiased report and keeps their gropey hands to themselves.

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 02:58 PM (oiNtH)

178 >>What the hell kind of name is Mitt anyway?


Doesn't he have a son named 'Tag'?

Who the fuck does that to a kid?

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 02:58 PM (fjX/+)

179 "Clorox and ammonia should do the trick."
........

bye bye gophers.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2019 02:58 PM (v0R5T)

180 Most of Jake's media whores are just cheap trulls. He has almost no expensive doxys.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 22, 2019 02:58 PM (QcbCo)

181 *frets*

I just won't know what to think of any of this until I can get Tater's Take™ on it.

Posted by: Onager, .40 S&W, & Mrs. Howell at October 22, 2019 02:59 PM (DMUuz)

182 Here is where they play the game that lynching was only ever an innocent black man strung up by the Klan. It's like they never even saw a western.

Posted by: steevy at October 22, 2019 02:59 PM (KNsKs)

183 #111 As I wrote on the TX tranny kid thread...

Andy Ngo
Breaking: Jessica Yaniv, the trans activist who launched
formal human rights complaints against salons for declining to wax her
testicles and penis, has had her cases dismissed. She is ordered to pay
back some of the businesses for misconduct.

https://twitter.com/leicalove/status/
1186701148474007552

[BTW, Andy used "her" etc. because Twitter bans you for "misidentifying" anyone.]

Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 02:59 PM (Dh1wo)

184 Man-Gash? Ain't dat those Japanese comics?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 22, 2019 03:00 PM (QcbCo)

185 164
Since we all need cheering up, one of my favorites:



https://tinyurl.com/y2jvylyq



Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:55 PM (ycWCI)

Thank you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:00 PM (jYnPD)

186 Just waiting for the day that Fake Jake gets caught doing something sexually inappropriate, himself.

Posted by: Allie at October 22, 2019 03:00 PM (sm6Pk)

187 @178 what happens when Tag plays "tag"? Is he always "it"?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 22, 2019 03:01 PM (E+OcO)

188 And Jake is wondering why administration officials won't appear on his network - they don't want to get pawed by all of your Gropy McGroperson's, Jake!

-
Plus they don't like surprise anal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 03:01 PM (+y/Ru)

189 182 Here is where they play the game that lynching was only ever an innocent black man strung up by the Klan. It's like they never even saw a western.

HELL YES I am going to take away your pre-woke dictionaries!

Posted by: Robert Frances O'Rourke, callsign at October 22, 2019 03:01 PM (XiVKO)

190 and stay with us browndog. we need people here to read my autistic scribblings about Sumerian and to laugh at sponge when he tries to scramble out of the barrel.

(spoiler: sponge isn't getting out of the barrel)

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 03:01 PM (Rthly)

191 Andy used "her" etc. because Twitter bans you for "misidentifying" anyone.

I deliberately avoid pronouns entirely when dealing with these psychos for that reason.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

192 179 "Clorox and ammonia should do the trick."
........

bye bye gophers.
Posted by: wth at October 22, 2019 02:58 PM (v0R5T)

It's been nice
Hope you find your paradise

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 03:01 PM (NWiLs)

193 Most of Jake's media whores are just cheap trulls. He has almost no expensive doxys.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 22, 2019 02:58 PM (QcbCo)
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I'll take two saucy wenches with a side of fries. And a canikin of brown ale.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:02 PM (BLD7q)

194 It's funny because Twitter is thinking of banning any fundamental change to a medium that fundamentally changes the way that thing was meant or designed. (Like the Kingsmen video, capice?)

So I'm wondering when will Twitter ban Twitter?

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 03:02 PM (YOhRS)

195 I am shocked - shocked! - that a cable news channel run by Lauer-protector Zucker keeps on a senior political editor well known for creepy sexual harassment behavior!!

What I really want to know is: when can we expect to see the 4th (5th? 6th?) movie or tv series on how uniquely awful Roger Ailes was?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 03:02 PM (bDqIh)

196 The Conservative Case For Sometimes These Prudes Play Hard To Get And You Need To Give Them A Pinch And Show Them Who's The Boss

Posted by: Pedro Delicioso at October 22, 2019 03:02 PM (QcbCo)

197 Why do *I* not get to choose which pronouns *I* use for *you*?

My words, my truth.

I self-identify as a person who lives in a universe in which your pronouns are determined by biology and grammar, not neurosis and egotism.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 03:03 PM (AURKQ)

198 What I find both amazing and disgusting is how Hillary "Mama Mumu" Clinton only needs to snap her fingers and the hounds are unleashed. From back with the "Right Wing Conspiracy" until now with Tulsi as Russian Asset, all she needs to do is say the word, and they all obey.

She is the cause of whatever turmoil the nation is going through at present. She sicced the Russian Collusion narrative on the world and the media ran with it.

That's some amount of power for one fat, ugly, gin-soaked mediocrity to possess.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 03:03 PM (NFEMn)

199 Browndog. We ALL eff up. There are people that love you that even if you wronged would be haunted that you aren't here. People can forgive. God forgives and there are resources for help.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 02:57 PM


I'm not a very eloquent man, browndog, so I'll second this. Stay with us, brother.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 03:04 PM (ejd/p)

200

So Tapper didn't TAP HER but Tater touched her and Lemon & squeezy Andy didn't coup her, i'm confused what do you do at CNN to get a SHAG CBC ABC NBC confused.

WOMEN totties hardest UNHIT.

Posted by: saf at October 22, 2019 03:04 PM (5IHGB)

201
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:55 PM (ycWCI)

Fantastic ad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 03:04 PM (AzW6q)

202 That's some amount of power for one fat, ugly, gin-soaked mediocrity to possess.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 03:03 PM (NFEMn)

She's also the fat, smelly, wobbling nucleus of the whole "Birther" thing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 03:04 PM (AURKQ)

203 Since we all need cheering up, one of my favorites

What's he get every day? He gets to be taken advantage of and treated as a sucker.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

204 >>She is the cause of whatever turmoil the nation is going through at present. She sicced the Russian Collusion narrative on the world and the media ran with it.


She wasn't alone. And many in the media didn't just run on it, they were in on it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)

205 What I find both amazing and disgusting is how Hillary "Mama Mumu" Clinton only needs to snap her fingers and the hounds are unleashed. From back with the "Right Wing Conspiracy" until now with Tulsi as Russian Asset, all she needs to do is say the word, and they all obey.
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Because as I have found, the left are parrots without conscience.

Conscience doesn't help the movement toward a "solution".

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 03:04 PM (YOhRS)

206 [BTW, Andy used "her" etc. because Twitter bans you for "misidentifying" anyone.]

It's almost like Twitter *WANTS* all their users to move to Gab.

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 03:05 PM (XiVKO)

207 >>That's some amount of power for one fat, ugly, gin-soaked mediocrity to possess.


Her entire career as First Lady must have been one big operation to gather Any and All incriminating information on EVERYONE in and out of the Clinton Orbit.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:05 PM (fjX/+)

208 So Tapper didn't TAP HER but Tater touched her and Lemon & squeezy Andy didn't coup her, i'm confused what do you do at CNN to get a SHAG CBC ABC NBC confused.


Play hide the Prosciuitto with Jim Scuitto?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 03:06 PM (NFEMn)

209 Lynching is the new N word, now? wtf.

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 03:06 PM (a0IVu)

210 203 Since we all need cheering up, one of my favorites

What's he get every day? He gets to be taken advantage of and treated as a sucker.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

No good deed goes unpunished. Virtue isn't its own reward, no matter what the commercials say.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 03:07 PM (NWiLs)

211 If these guys want to grope women who have not a whit of sexual attraction to them, they should do the American thing and go to a titty bar for lunch.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 22, 2019 03:07 PM (QcbCo)

212 There are two things I learned from the suicide of my mother and father:

1. Suicide kills the person you might have become.

2. Suicide kills a part of the people you left behind.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 03:07 PM (RD7QR)

213 browndog, the horde is here for you.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 03:07 PM (q1Pj5)

214 She wasn't alone. And many in the media didn't just run on it, they were in on it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)

Yep. They were willing participants.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:07 PM (jYnPD)

215 I compare Beto to a pile of goat droppings. He needs to get me a better analogy if he doesn't want to be likened to a pile of goat droppings.
</BetoMode>

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 03:07 PM (YOhRS)

216 Her entire career as First Lady must have been one big operation to gather Any and All incriminating information on EVERYONE in and out of the Clinton Orbit.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:05 PM (fjX/+)
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Remember all the FBI files that "went missing" and the just "turned up" at the Clinton White House? What are the odds that copies reside in a Clinton vault somewhere?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:08 PM (BLD7q)

217 Her entire career as First Lady must have been one
big operation to gather Any and All incriminating information on
EVERYONE in and out of the Clinton Orbit.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:05 PM (fjX/+)

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I had forgotten about the FBI security check files that walked away. But Billary cleared by Barr and Ray!

Posted by: M3 CHemicals at October 22, 2019 03:08 PM (5NMZN)

218 Andy used "her" etc. because Twitter bans you for "misidentifying" anyone.

-
We'll never be free until we can other people's pronouns.

More at the Babylon Bee:

Amazing: This Mind-Reader Can Instantly Guess People's Pronouns With 99.9% Accuracy

https://bit.ly/31D8YqX

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 03:08 PM (+y/Ru)

219 >>Yep. They were willing participants.

Some of them are still at it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 03:08 PM (ZLI7S)

220 197 Why do *I* not get to choose which pronouns *I* use for *you*?

My words, my truth.

I self-identify as a person who lives in a universe in which your pronouns are determined by biology and grammar, not neurosis and egotism.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 03:03 PM (AURKQ)

I self identify as an AMERICAN, ergo, I get to decide what I say, and how I say it.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 03:08 PM (NgKpN)

221 What's he get every day? He gets to be taken advantage of and treated as a sucker.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

No good deed goes unpunished. Virtue isn't its own reward, no matter what the commercials say.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 03:07 PM (NWiLs)

Tough crowd, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 03:09 PM (ycWCI)

222 >>I had forgotten about the FBI security check files that walked away.


Yeah - And that was just what she got caught doing, red handed.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:09 PM (fjX/+)

223 Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:55 PM (ycWCI)

God bless you for this.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 22, 2019 03:09 PM (yv87T)

224 nice joncelli, and so true

Posted by: DanMan at October 22, 2019 03:09 PM (XTiHL)

225 Since we all need cheering up, one of my favorites:

https://tinyurl.com/y2jvylyq

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:55 PM


Awful dusty in here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 03:10 PM (ejd/p)

226 AoSHQ Stylebook© Violation!

Please use "FusionGPS @JakeTapper".

Carry on . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at October 22, 2019 03:10 PM (yTo22)

227 cnn, liars all the way down.

Every story is a lie. No truth or facts have been spoken or displayed for 12 years or more.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 22, 2019 03:10 PM (pw+jk)

228 Leaving this here for Ace; apologies if already discussed:

https://twitter.com/JonahDispatch/status/1186656872499154945

Jonah got caught by a Titania McGrath style parody account.

And several highly intellectual NeverTrumpers retweeted his reply too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 22, 2019 03:10 PM (4Gk2X)

229 No good deed goes unpunished. Virtue isn't its own reward, no matter what the commercials say.

Right. And its good to know that going ahead from the start. Because you don't do good in order to get some BS concept of karma, or because you will get famous, or because people will love you. You don't do it for reward or acclaim.

you do it because it is the right thing to do. Good is not done for any reward, because then its not good any longer.

But this guy in the ad? Is a sucker. And he's being taken advantage of by every single person he meets.

The old lady with the cart: buy a little ramp, you knucklehead.

The dog begging for food: go hunt

The old lady begging for money for her grand daughter: this one actually ended up being true, or at least she bought a nice costume. But 90% of the time or more beggars are there to rip you off and live off the well-meaning credulity of others.

Don't donate money to beggars. Donate money to good organizations that help beggars and give them food or clothes if you have to give them anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:10 PM (KZzsI)

230 222
>>I had forgotten about the FBI security check files that walked away.





Yeah - And that was just what she got caught doing, red handed.





Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:09 PM (fjX/+)

First, Sandy Berger's shorts, then she upgraded to a bathroom server.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:11 PM (jYnPD)

231 Remember all the FBI files that "went missing" and the just "turned up" at the Clinton White House? What are the odds that copies reside in a Clinton vault somewhere?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:08 PM (BLD7q)
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Conspiracy theory! There's not such thing as a device that can copy paper--besides the Clintons morals wouldn't let them use such a device were it to exist!

Nobody knows who hired Craig Livingstone!

Posted by: CNN News Reactor at October 22, 2019 03:11 PM (YOhRS)

232 complaints against salons for declining to wax her
testicles and penis, has had her cases dismissed. She is ordered to pay
back some of the businesses for misconduct.

https://twitter.com/leicalove/status/
1186701148474007552

[BTW, Andy used "her" etc. because Twitter bans you for "misidentifying" anyone.]

Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 02:59 PM (Dh1wo)


That and "her" followed by "testicles and penis" are downright funny.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

233 Her entire career as First Lady must have been one big operation to gather Any and All incriminating information on EVERYONE in and out of the Clinton Orbit.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:05 PM (fjX/+)
-----
Remember all the FBI files that "went missing" and the just "turned up" at the Clinton White House? What are the odds that copies reside in a Clinton vault somewhere?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:08 PM (BLD7q

All that info and they STILL can't find anything legit that sticks to Trump.

PDT must be the cleanest guy in the world

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 03:11 PM (NFEMn)

234 >>Right. And its good to know that going ahead from the start. Because you don't do good in order to get some BS concept of karma, or because you will get famous, or because people will love you. You don't do it for reward or acclaim.

>you do it because it is the right thing to do. Good is not done for any reward, because then its not good any longer.



This guy gets it.


Posted by: iKant at October 22, 2019 03:11 PM (fjX/+)

235 That and "her" followed by "testicles and penis" are downright funny.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
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2 + 2 = 5
And you will learn to love Big Brother.

Posted by: CNN News Reactor at October 22, 2019 03:12 PM (YOhRS)

236 You know that thing parents do where they pretend to like something stupid that their kids like to make the kids stop liking something stupid?

We should do that with this pronoun nonsense, but be super officious about demanding "our pronouns" (the standard, American English, default ones) at every occasion.

Or maybe some formulation like, "Hi, I'm Waraiotoko, default pronouns, and i'd like to say that..." blah blah whatever.

"default pronouns"
"standard pronouns"
"normal pronouns"

whatever, just something to stick a thumb in their eyes. Early and often.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 03:12 PM (AURKQ)

237 ZOD

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 03:12 PM (XzT/D)

238 Serious question. Should lawyers be paid if they do such a terrible job that the outcome would be the same or better if you represented yourself? Can't they be sued?

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 03:13 PM (RUnSJ)

239 Browndog, please, please don't.

I don't know you, but, I'm hoping you are reading and reaching out here because there is still a chance you want one more day to start over tomorrow.

Posted by: Alice McD at October 22, 2019 03:13 PM (fWdPl)

240 First, Sandy Berger's shorts, then she upgraded to a bathroom server.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:11 PM (jYnPD)
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When they say it's not about the underwear, it's about the underwear.

Posted by: Clinton's Sophist Lawyer at October 22, 2019 03:13 PM (YOhRS)

241 Y'all need this, Horde. Thank me later for this video antidepressant.

10 HOUR CRAB RAVE
https://youtu.be/-50NdPawLVY

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 22, 2019 03:13 PM (AM1GF)

242 Browndog,

Please don't do what we think you're contemplating.

I have a wonderful life, but there were times that it didn't look that way. Whenever I look back at those times, I thank God that I waited just another five minutes before the miracle happened.

The miracle does indeed happen. It doesn't matter how ugly it looks, but hang on anyway. You - and we - won't regret it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 22, 2019 03:13 PM (iuFgi)

243 237 ZOD
Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 03:12 PM (XzT/D)

What's your platform?

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 03:13 PM (RUnSJ)

244 Steven Crowder is about to go live with a story about YouTube election meddling:

https://youtu.be/YHHQl3ND6bk

Posted by: Sharkman at October 22, 2019 03:14 PM (yTo22)

245 What that video needs is for Mr. Koolaid to bust through a wall at the end and yell "OH YEAH!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:15 PM (Kpl3J)

246 Heh

Why some say Mexico already built Trump's wall -- and paid for it

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4fjh5pg

on CNN of all places

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:15 PM (KZzsI)

247 Stick with us, browndog. No point giving the Adversary an easy victory.

Days like this, the anonymity of the Horde kinda bites.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 22, 2019 03:15 PM (AM1GF)

248 But this guy in the ad? Is a sucker. And he's being taken advantage of by every single person he meets.

The old lady with the cart: buy a little ramp, you knucklehead.

The dog begging for food: go hunt

The old lady begging for money for her grand daughter: this one actually ended up being true, or at least she bought a nice costume. But 90% of the time or more beggars are there to rip you off and live off the well-meaning credulity of others.

Don't donate money to beggars. Donate money to good organizations that help beggars and give them food or clothes if you have to give them anything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:10 PM (KZzsI)

Don't disagree with the analysis in the main on any specific point. However, what the video is trying to say is that the good we do from simple acts of kindness may not have concrete outcomes that we can quantify, but rather can make things better and occasionally change how people look at the world. Regardless, the point of the video is that the guy does not do or get concrete and real compensation for what he does- but he does it anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (ycWCI)

249 OT funny story.

So I go to see my boy swear in before he gets on a plane to San Diego for boot camp. It's in a Federal Building, so we have to go through metal detectors and have our bags x rayed.

Guess who had 4 rounds of live .22 ammo in the bottom of her purse?



Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (d7Ww2)

250 jake tapper: gheeeyerrrrr than cum on shep's spackled mug.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (KP5rU)

251 243 237 ZOD
Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 03:12 PM (XzT/D)

What's your platform?
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 03:13 PM (RUnSJ)

I'm a fan of the "Pyramid of Skulls" plank of Zod's platform.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (RD7QR)

252 Stop picking on Jake Topper!!!!!!!

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 22, 2019 03:17 PM (Fmkqn)

253 Guess who had 4 rounds of live .22 ammo in the bottom of her purse?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (d7Ww2)

Oops.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 03:17 PM (ycWCI)

254 Guess who had 4 rounds of live .22 ammo in the bottom of her purse?



Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (d7Ww2)


The lady/trans in front of you? I am no good at these games.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:17 PM (jYnPD)

255 Guess who had 4 rounds of live .22 ammo in the bottom of her purse?


Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (d7Ww2)

Did you set off the alarms and get jumped on by big burly men?

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 03:17 PM (a0IVu)

256 Guess who had 4 rounds of live .22 ammo in the bottom of her purse?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM


Oopsie...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 03:17 PM (ejd/p)

257 I'm a fan of the "Pyramid of Skulls" plank of Zod's platform.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (RD7QR)
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Me, too!

Posted by: Tiglath-Pileser III at October 22, 2019 03:18 PM (BLD7q)

258 Did you set off the alarms and get jumped on by big burly men?
Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 03:17 PM


Of course not. Nurse is the pouncer, not the pouncee.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 03:18 PM (ejd/p)

259 251 243 237 ZOD
Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 03:12 PM (XzT/D)

What's your platform?
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 03:13 PM (RUnSJ)

I'm a fan of the "Pyramid of Skulls" plank of Zod's platform.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (RD7QR)

Less of a "platform" than a "trap-door", really....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 03:18 PM (AURKQ)

260 Posted by: Tiglath-Pileser III

heh!

Posted by: overit at October 22, 2019 03:18 PM (sI15f)

261 238 Serious question. Should lawyers be paid if they do such a terrible job that the outcome would be the same or better if you represented yourself? Can't they be sued?
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 03:13 PM (RUnSJ)

first, smart lawyers will get their money up front, and it will not be refundable. Second, they can be sued for malpractice, but you gotta prove that, and it's not easy. And the suing is going to cost you more than you're trying to recover. Third, most cases are lost not because of bad lawyers, but because of bad clients.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:18 PM (Kpl3J)

262 Another victim of right-wing patriarchal hatred.

https://bit.ly/2BvQUnQ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 03:19 PM (+y/Ru)

263 browndog,
I saw your comments in the MASH thread. Just remember - depression is a liar. A liar. There are neurons firing in your brain, which is not your fault, and it's causing your brain to fuck with you. Even if you did fuck up somehow, whatever is telling you to end it, is exploiting that and lying to you. I've been there.

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 03:19 PM (786Ro)

264 Of course not. Nurse is the pouncer, not the pouncee.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 03:18 PM (ejd/p)

She would done a double back flip out of there..

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 03:19 PM (a0IVu)

265 You will now receive instruction from Zod.

He who slings mud, loses ground. As the Marines instruct in basic training, Do Not Worry About What He Is Trying To Do To You; Do Unto Him, And It'll All Work Out.

This kind of pitty-pat homo-slap faggoty silliness is beneath intelligent, determined humans. The petty newts-eye-for-a-newts-eye sandbox absurdity is counterproductive. It is defensive. It advertises weakness. It invites domination.

There are sufficient statistics to disprove socialism. The Odd Coalition can be defeated by Americans willing to stand up and say "Your destructive, perverse agenda is not tolerable. You must leave or accept the ass-whipping. Perhaps then you will understand that you are Less."

Raise your hand if you've ever confronted an asshole whose anti-human agenda offended your space.

(Zod raises hand).

I have. I will.

Say you will, too.

Do it. Do It Now.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 03:19 PM (XzT/D)

266 Or maybe some formulation like, "Hi, I'm Waraiotoko, default pronouns, and i'd like to say that..." blah blah whatever.

"default pronouns"
"standard pronouns"
"normal pronouns"

whatever, just something to stick a thumb in their eyes. Early and often.

I like it. I might make sure my "pronouns" a) aren't, and b) will also be triggering.

"Hi, I'm Reason, Christian-slash-Christiem, and blahblahblah."

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 03:19 PM (XiVKO)

267 The problem with suing a lawyer is that he's an expert in the law and you're not. And any other lawyer you hire is necessarily in deep conflict of interest.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:20 PM (KZzsI)

268 255 Guess who had 4 rounds of live .22 ammo in the bottom of her purse?


Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (d7Ww2)

Didn't even realize they were there

Posted by: PIERRE DIQLIQUER at October 22, 2019 03:20 PM (rpxSz)

269 Third, most cases are lost not because of bad lawyers, but because of bad clients.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:18 PM


^^^ This. Sometimes all we can do is mitigate the damage.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 03:20 PM (ejd/p)

270 So Brexit passed Parliament, but they get to fuck with it to make it Fake Brexit.

Posted by: Fake ... Everything at October 22, 2019 03:20 PM (4Eo4+)

271 nood up!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2019 03:21 PM (so+oy)

272 Not that interested in jumping on the #metoo bandwagon even for the scalps of the incels at CNN.

Posted by: IanDeal at October 22, 2019 03:21 PM (vgGyZ)

273 255 Guess who had 4 rounds of live .22 ammo in the bottom of her purse?


Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (d7Ww2)

Did you set off the alarms and get jumped on by big burly men?

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 03:17 PM (a0IVu)


Guess who got

*POUNCED*

and

*SEIZED*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 03:21 PM (hLRSq)

274 it is possible to sue a lawyer for malpractice . "Cape Fear" starts out with a clear example: DeNiro's lawyer Nick Nolte finds some evidence that Mrs DeNiro was a cheater but didn't bring it up, because he wanted DeNiro behind bars.

mind you, DeNiro then goes out to destroy Nolte, instead of using the courts, because DeNiro is a violent asshole. well, his character in the movie is.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 03:21 PM (Rthly)

275 "Should lawyers be paid if they do such a terrible job that the outcome would be the same or better if you represented yourself? Can't they be sued?"

Lawyers aren't really bound by the law.

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 03:21 PM (eAZVt)

276

ABC: pimping out the young ass of Desmond the Maginficent by the Big Burly down-low NFL player Strahan, who did have rumors running about not too long ago...

NBC: The Today Show had a Rape Room instead of a Green Room for their star pretty-boy Matt Wower...Dave Letterman was lechering all over interns.

CNN: Frat Boy central, women are abused and mistreated left and right.

ESPN: more of the same.

They all virtue signal pretty damned hard, but then are some of the worst people in the world.

What a country.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 22, 2019 03:22 PM (cwTf9)

277 237 ZOD
Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 03:12 PM (XzT/D)

What's your platform?
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 03:13 PM (RUnSJ)

I'm a fan of the "Pyramid of Skulls" plank of Zod's platform.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (RD7QR)
...........

I like his jobs and infrastructure plan of canals.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2019 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

278 >>Serious question. Should lawyers be paid if they do such a terrible job that the outcome would be the same or better if you represented yourself? Can't they be sued?

My lawyer didn't even show up at my divorce. I called him to find out where the hell he was and his office said he was delayed with another case and I should ask the judge for a delay.

LOLGFY. Did it myself. Unexpectedly, he still wanted to get paid.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 03:22 PM (ZLI7S)

279 browndog,
I saw your comments in the MASH thread. Just remember - depression is a liar. A liar. There are neurons firing in your brain, which is not your fault, and it's causing your brain to fuck with you. Even if you did fuck up somehow, whatever is telling you to end it, is exploiting that and lying to you. I've been there.
Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 03:19 PM (786Ro)
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Ditto. Clinical depression sucks, but it's not who you are. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (BLD7q)

280
LOLGFY. Did it myself. Unexpectedly, he still wanted to get paid.
Posted by: JackStraw

=========

HAHA, Status: "unexpected" strikes again.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2019 03:24 PM (Xm5XV)

281 The NYT Times just now came out with a breathless update on the Ambassador Taylor double secret testimony with Dems - "The most direct link yet to the quid pro quo that Trump allies have been denying!" shrieks the Grey Lady.

Err...no. You know how we know that? Because the Dems had to leak, once more, and almost immediately, selective tidbits, cut and pasted from secret testimony. Otherwise, they just would have simply published the testimony for all to see if it was as "incriminating" as the Times tries oh so desperately to convince you.

And even the Dems who came out of the secret testimony meeting, knowing now that the double secret clown show they've gotten themselves mixed up in needed some sort of sound bite, anything! to get some positive narrative started, refused to give "any details" of the testimony, only vague assurances that it was dy-no-mite, babe!

This is the end for them, when you make can't even convincingly fake it that you've got something, when you can't even convincingly stuff it in the face of your opponents without, actually turning your back, slumping and crying.

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 03:25 PM (32YRo)

282 I never got along with McLame cause we were both very soft bottoms.

Posted by: PIERRE DIQLIQUER at October 22, 2019 03:26 PM (rpxSz)

283 >you do it because it is the right thing to do. Good is not done for any reward, because then its not good any longer.
<

Agreed. To that I would add from Uncle Hub:


Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man
needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that
honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money
and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want
you to remember this, that love... true love never dies. You remember
that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You
see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things
worth believing in.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 03:26 PM (q1Pj5)

284 "Made 'Advances' on Female Employees During 'Social Gatherings'"

This is one of many reasons why I detested work-related "social gatherings." I didn't want to party or drink or eat with co-workers or vendors or customers. I just wanted to do the damn job, and not be made to participate in "social gatherings" that some a-hole manager thought would be "fun" and would improve morale or productivity or team-building, or whatever other horseshit Dilbert-Zone theories they had.

Posted by: gp, aka Placebo Delecto at October 22, 2019 03:27 PM (mk9aG)

285 "Should lawyers be paid if they do such a terrible
job that the outcome would be the same or better if you represented
yourself? Can't they be sued?"



Lawyers aren't really bound by the law.



Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 03:21 PM (eAZVt)

It's more like guidelines than rules.

Posted by: Captain Barbossa at October 22, 2019 03:28 PM (q1Pj5)

286 Browndog --- Not sure if you're still around reading the thread, but I've been where you have been. Numerous times. I wrote this 13 years ago when I was in the depths of it and really struggling. Not sure if it will help you, but sharing in case it will.

It's not easy to find something to hang onto and live to fight for another day. But please try to find that one thing and you can build from there.

If you are struggling to find it, talk to someone. Anyone. Talk to God. Talk to a friend or family member who has passed on. I talk to my uncle who passed away a few years ago all the time. Sure, he doesn't literally talk back with me, but I can hear in my head his past advice to me and past conversations I've had with him. It helps.

Fight another day. You can do it.

"I Can Feel the Devil Overtaking Me"

https://bit.ly/2xAFEX5

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (Do5/p)

287 I like his jobs and infrastructure plan of canals.

Posted by: wth

His Conan style "wheel of pain" is also a nice policy touch

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 03:36 PM (32YRo)

288 Third, most cases are lost not because of bad lawyers, but because of bad clients.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:18 PM (Kpl3J)

In Family Court, I 100% disagree with your assumption.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (RUnSJ)

Horrifying: Texas Jury Rules that Father Cannot Stop Ex-Wife From Sex-Changing Their Seven Year Old Son; Ruling Will Force Father to "Affirm" Child's Supposed "Gender Identity" and Refer to This Boy as a Girl

Chemical castration, here we come!


On Monday, a jury ruled against a Texas father, Jeffrey Younger, attempting to stop his seven-year-old son from a gender transition being facilitated by Dr. Anne Georgulas, the boy's mother and Younger's ex-wife.


...

According to the LifeSiteNews, Georgulas has been granted authority to move forward with puberty blockers, which can cause chemical castration, and, potentially, hormones, if she so chooses.

Additionally, with the jury's decision, Mr. Younger will likely be forced to "affirm" his son’s new gender identity: a girl named "Luna."

...

​"I want you to imagine having electronic communication with your son on FaceTime, and imagine that your ex-wife has dressed him as a drag queen to talk to you," Younger told host Luke Macias during an episode of "The Luke Macias Show" podcast in January. "He has false eyelashes and makeup. His hair has got glitter in it. He's wearing a dress."

A correspondent informs me:

She is seeking a court order to force him to call the child a girl, or use masculine pronouns, even when the child is not present.

And forcing [the father] to attend transgender reeducation class, which he could fail, to see his kid.

He has an injunction placed on him to prevent him from referring to the boy as a boy in front of anyone who knows him as a girl, including at a school.

The Federalist wrote about this last year, when the "mother" was already transing up her "son" -- when he was only six.

David French has previously claimed the phenomenon -- and government support of -- "Drag Queen Story Hour" is a "blessing of liberty." As far as I know, he has not yet commented on an incident earlier this month in which a drag queen decided to perform a quick striptease for children.

CBN did a story about this newest blessing of liberty.

The "story hour" was advertised as being "for teens and tweens."

I wonder if David French believes that the forcible chemical castration of "Luna" with the assistance of the state is also a "blessing of liberty."

Maybe someone should ask him during one of his Obsession Sessions on Twitter.

Matt Walsh writes:

I can't get over this case in Texas. A mother decided that her 7 year old boy is really a girl because he liked the movie Frozen. The husband insisted that he's a boy. Courts got involved. Jury just ruled that, yes, the boy is a girl and he will now be "transitioned" into one.


I don't think people realize just how monumental this case is. We've just crossed a threshold as a society. There's no going back. These are very dark times. Most of all for that poor boy, whose mother is a despicable monster.

...

cc @tedcruz, @GregAbbott_TX Is there anything you guys can do for this boy? He's going to be permanently mutilated and physically destroyed if someone doesn't step in



Here's that interview.

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Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 01:24 PM (Kyj0g)

2 i'd say what i think, but i really don't want to be banned.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 01:24 PM (Kyj0g)

3 Mengele Mom

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

4 Tarring and feathering is the NICEST thing that judge is due.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, still auditioning new socks at October 22, 2019 01:25 PM (P83tS)

5 and who picked this jury?

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 01:25 PM (Kyj0g)

6 This makes me sick everytime I see it.

Posted by: Blanco at October 22, 2019 01:25 PM (QGdDN)

7 Vile.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 22, 2019 01:25 PM (J+mig)

8 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 01:25 PM (q80AH)

9 Mengele Mom

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

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Thread Winner!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 01:25 PM (Kyj0g)

10 No, vile is not a strong enough word.

Abomination.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 22, 2019 01:25 PM (J+mig)

11 2 i'd say what i think, but i really don't want to be banned.
Posted by: redc1c4

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Ditto.

At my age, a life sentence may, in fact, be worth it the stains I remove.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2019 01:25 PM (Y4EXg)

12 To ten?

Posted by: CliffClavin at October 22, 2019 01:25 PM (dyCMp)

13 >>>2 i'd say what i think, but i really don't want to be banned.


[Delete, delete, delete...]

Posted by: Blanco at October 22, 2019 01:25 PM (QGdDN)

14 Let this be a lesson: Fathers, if you see your son's mother doing this, take the kid and flee to the ME.

Posted by: JSchuler at October 22, 2019 01:25 PM (ySdHR)

15 This is a travesty that insanity is allowed to force this child to go through while the courts have ruled that the father is powerless to intervene.

His ex is pissed off that the boy is a girl and is going to force her wishes on an innocent.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at October 22, 2019 01:26 PM (qZdIZ)

16 I wouldn't fault this man one bit if he resorted to extrajudicial means to save his son.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 01:26 PM (NWiLs)

17 I couldn't imagine this as being possible, even a few years ago.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at October 22, 2019 01:26 PM (NTkSq)

18 There's 11 people, + the mother and a few others in this story that need ropes and lamp posts.

Posted by: GMan at October 22, 2019 01:27 PM (sxq57)

19 Twilight Zone....are we there yet?

Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2019 01:27 PM (X/Pw5)

20 Did Super Christian David French really say that?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 22, 2019 01:27 PM (Uu+Jp)

21 Any idea what sort of "doctor" the mom is? I'm thinking psychiatrist or socialologist.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 22, 2019 01:27 PM (/Njku)

22 What's that about having nothing left to lose?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 22, 2019 01:27 PM (vg8iE)

23 15 This is a travesty that insanity is allowed to force this child to go through while the courts have ruled that the father is powerless to intervene.

That happens all the time. It's just that this happens to be a rather extreme example.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 01:27 PM (NWiLs)

24 The child was conceived with donor eggs. She's not even biologically related to the kid.

I'm going to be awful and suggest that this woman is trying to make up for the fact that she could have a biological child by leaving her "mark" on her son.

She's a nutjob who needs to be stripped of all custody.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 22, 2019 01:28 PM (+XPdk)

25 Any idea what sort of "doctor" the mom is? I'm thinking psychiatrist or socialologist.
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Pediatrician

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 22, 2019 01:28 PM (vg8iE)

26 Did Texas import the jury from San Francisco?

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 22, 2019 01:28 PM (xPl2J)

27 >>Did Super Christian David French really say that?



Yep.


But he is Totes Conservative, yo.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 01:28 PM (fjX/+)

28 One of the 'rons said it best earlier on some recent post...(paraphrasing)...one day the bill is going to come due on our society when these poor souls get older. Thinking a high rate of school shootings, suicides, etc.

Posted by: fly gal at October 22, 2019 01:28 PM (8TdcF)

29 This is insane, this isnt the last we will hear about it.

I wonder if he can appeal.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2019 01:28 PM (M+Lyo)

30 It's going to take a decade, but some majorly epic lawsuits by these children one they are teens, with damaged bodies for life, will stop all of this cold.

Can society survive the decade it will take to get there is the question.

Posted by: LizLem at October 22, 2019 01:28 PM (hvf9s)

31 Out: You shall be made to care.

In: You shall be made to transition.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 01:28 PM (YOhRS)

32 I don't even know what to say about this. It is horrifying.

The transgender madness is going to burn this country to the ground.

Posted by: Paolo del Toro at October 22, 2019 01:28 PM (pPQeR)

33 How exactly is forcing somebody to say a certain thing even constitutional? Never mind the horror of twisting this poor child this way.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 01:28 PM (RD7QR)

34 She's not even the kid's biological mother.

Hence why she resents his so much.

Posted by: Allie at October 22, 2019 01:29 PM (sm6Pk)

35 Sickening and scary. This "mother" is a medical doctor hwo swore to uphold "Do no harm...".

If this is allowed to happen, she should not be surprised when her SON turns into a hot mess that ends in suicide.

My prayers to the father that he can save his son.

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 01:29 PM (oiNtH)

36 At what point is violence the morally correct response?

Posted by: vrf at October 22, 2019 01:29 PM (L8qt4)

37 Darwin weeps.

Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2019 01:29 PM (gaHzY)

38 Purely satanic. And yeah, I need to exit before I get myself banninated again.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 01:29 PM (HaL55)

39 From bake that cake to chop off those balls. This is where we're at.

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 01:29 PM (786Ro)

40 >>She's not even the kid's biological mother.



The fuck!?

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 01:29 PM (fjX/+)

41 Oh well. I looked it up. Dr. Anne is a pediatrician. Sad.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 22, 2019 01:29 PM (/Njku)

42 These people are fucking sick.

This is a banhammer thread.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2019 01:29 PM (2exXg)

43 Justifiable kidnapping. These people are insane.

Posted by: Joe at October 22, 2019 01:30 PM (v4K82)

44 21 Any idea what sort of "doctor" the mom is? I'm thinking psychiatrist or socialologist.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 22, 2019 01:27 PM (/Njku)

I've heard she's a pediatrician.

Posted by: Someguy at October 22, 2019 01:30 PM (6GjnW)

45 Thinking a high rate of school shootings, suicides, etc.

Posted by: fly gal at October 22, 2019 01:28 PM (8TdcF)

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which why we need to take away all the guns now.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 01:30 PM (Kyj0g)

46 In other news, Ross' wife has gained weight and looks disgusting now.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2019 01:30 PM (v0R5T)

47 At what point is violence the morally correct response?

For that father, it is *past* that point.

Posted by: GMan at October 22, 2019 01:30 PM (sxq57)

48 If this is allowed to happen, she should not be surprised when her SON turns into a hot mess that ends in suicide.
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I hope he slaughters her in her sleep first.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 22, 2019 01:30 PM (vg8iE)

49 40 The fuck!?
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 01:29 PM (fjX/+)

She was barren, had to carry someone else's egg.

The kid's not hers, and that's likely why she treats him so poorly.

Posted by: Allie at October 22, 2019 01:30 PM (sm6Pk)

50 36 At what point is violence the morally correct response?

Posted by: vrf at October 22, 2019 01:29 PM (L8qt4)

A few years back.

Posted by: Someguy at October 22, 2019 01:31 PM (6GjnW)

51 If this is allowed to happen, she should not be surprised when her SON turns into a hot mess that ends in suicide.

I was thinking murder-suicide, but I'm an optimist.

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2019 01:31 PM (DCYln)

52 Nothing I can say that won't get ace in trouble with someone

Posted by: josephistan at October 22, 2019 01:31 PM (Izzlo)

53 Sickening and scary. This "mother" is a medical doctor hwo swore to uphold "Do no harm...".

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 01:29 PM (oiNtH)
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She's obviously a lib, so "for some meanings of 'harm'" is just naturally inferred there.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 01:31 PM (YOhRS)

54 We're in some nightmarish new world now. There's no precedent for this madness. It's beyond Kafka or Rod Serling or anybody else. God help us.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 01:31 PM (H8QX8)

55 My official diagnosis: Manchausen's by being fucked in the head.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 01:31 PM (YOhRS)

56 Be very careful who you marry.

Is all I can say.

BBL

Posted by: eleven at October 22, 2019 01:31 PM (tH5fk)

57 What ever happened to contributing to the delinquency of a minor?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 22, 2019 01:31 PM (5l6gb)

58 The important thing is that .25% of the most insane portion of our population feels free to let their Freak Flag Fly.


Had a 300 lb Tranny in front of me at the store the other day. Making a giant scene because they were sold out of the daily lunch special at 3pm.



Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 01:31 PM (fjX/+)

59 Jesus, please hurry....I want off this rock.

Posted by: overit at October 22, 2019 01:32 PM (sI15f)

60 This woman and judge are insane.

Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2019 01:32 PM (gaHzY)

61 Horrifying indeed. I'll say it and risk the banning, I fear that sometimes you just have to do the murder and take the consequences to save someone you love.

Cobs can delete me if I'm too far over the line.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 22, 2019 01:32 PM (yQpMk)

62 James is a twin. His lucky brother, Jude, was permitted to remain a boy. Imagine how screwed up this is for both these little guys. She epitomizes monster.

Posted by: Ever at October 22, 2019 01:32 PM (ZZDMQ)

63 Oh and icing on the cake: the demented lunatic of a "mother" isn't actually the mother. The child was conceived with donor eggs. She's not even biologically related to the kid.


I'm adopted. I want Walsh to say to my face that my parents are not my parents because they are not biologically related to me.

Say it to my face, you pathetic waste of oxygen. To my face directly. And I shall respond and not with words. That? That is one of the nastiest, most vicious, most brutal, and vilest slurs on myself and my parents that there can be.

AND I MOTHERFUCKING AGREE WITH HIM ABOUT THE IMPORT OF THE CASE!

Okay. I'm wandering off because I am actually hand shakingly enraged by that and that will not end well for me.

But, a warning. Telling an adopted kid that their parents aren't their real parents because of the lack of connection with DNA is vile.

Deep breaths.

*wanders off to watch corgi vids*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 22, 2019 01:32 PM (mf5HN)

64 >>She was barren, had to carry someone else's egg.

>The kid's not hers


Oh- that's not the same.

She shit it out her vagina. That makes it hers.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 01:32 PM (fjX/+)

65 I've heard she's a pediatrician.

The mind, it boggles.

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2019 01:32 PM (DCYln)

66 OK, combination Munchausen by Proxy, hating her own child, hating the Father, AND Transgender Insanity.

Rubicon, crossed.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 01:32 PM (NgKpN)

67 What was the make-up of the jury? Holy hell, were they imported from West Hollywood? Texas?

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 01:32 PM (oiNtH)

68 French/Goldberg/Hayes/NRO/Bulwark/Dispatch et al are not prepared or equipped to deal with this. Any of this.

The battlefield has completely changed and they are cowering in their tents, whining about how mean the rest of the battalion is.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 22, 2019 01:32 PM (datdl)

69 This is a banhammer thread.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2019 01:29 PM (2exXg)

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see comment #2

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2019 01:32 PM (Kyj0g)

70 David French has previously claimed the phenomenon -- and government support of -- "Drag Queen Story Hour" is a "blessing of liberty."

Was this before or after one of those drag queens molested a kid in the library backroom?

Posted by: Blanco at October 22, 2019 01:33 PM (QGdDN)

71 >>>20 Did Super Christian David French really say that?


yes he did.

He's transitioning.

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 01:33 PM (PbpT7)

72 Someone (paging David Mamet!) needs to update the "Suddenly, Last Summer" play by Tennessee Williams for this timely topic. Replace the lobotomy plot with child chemical castration.

Suddenly, Last Summer... The Crucible... Liberals create these amazing works to tell timely, valuable lessons about society and human nature, but promptly forget all those lessons when it no longer suits the progressive agenda.

Posted by: LizLem at October 22, 2019 01:33 PM (hvf9s)

73 Maybe this was in the content, but my guess is that the court ordered that if he did not affirm this choice that he would be considered an abuser/neglectful and would lose parental rights.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2019 01:33 PM (9VeU0)

74 That poor kid. I can't imagine a Victorian era Brit just letting his wife pull off evil insanity like this. He would step in and shut things down first.

And a Roman would kill everyone involved.

Posted by: trev006 at October 22, 2019 01:33 PM (Zp6dW)

75 And this is in Texas?

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