Elizabeth Warren Announces Her Pronouns



Meanwhile, a 23 year old Millennial on the Berkeley city council proposed that Berkeley remove all "gendered" language from its city codes -- "manhole covers" will henceforth be "maintenance covers" -- and of course Berkeley did just that.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:31 PM




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1 m eep meep motherfuckinghampsterfuckers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:31 PM (d7Ww2)

2
Lemme guess: crab / mish / beer?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (jGqoT)

3 1 m eep meep motherfuckinghampsterfuckers!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:31 PM (d7Ww2)

Who's been fucking hampsters??

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (Ez6QX)

4 Squaw was not one

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (ILUPz)

5
Ze is now to be called Grand Cherokee Limited

Posted by: Smell the leather at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (Am8Sm)

6 These people are insufferable.

WTF cares?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 03:33 PM (jUVms)

7 Love the "Rebuild the Middle Class" sign in the background. Yeah, by taxing the crap out of them.

Posted by: OCBill at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (WWlH9)

8 Who's been fucking hampsters??
Posted by: Jordan61

The Iranians

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (d7Ww2)

9 Well hang on. Did she announce her pronouns, or is she just stating, "she hers"?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (t+qrx)

10 And great, let's pander to the fraction of a percent of the population who actually thinks pronouns need to be defined.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (Ez6QX)

11 *eye roll* don't care what your pronouns are. I'll call you liar warren.

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (a0IVu)

12 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (VyAV0)

13 Because it bears repeating:

When the right decided to agree with the left that bigotry was the only reason gay marriage wasn't a thing, it came with the full Folsom Street Fair accessory pack: florists and bakers must serve the gays; drag queens get to read your kids stories; trannies get to use the ladies' can and compete in womens' sports; everyone must use the correct pronouns and affirm that a boar is a sow; you're a bigot for not dating chicks with dicks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (39g3+)

14
Imma NOT seeing Cherokee in her bona fides ... has she turned her high cheekbones away from her Native American heritage claim?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (jGqoT)

15 Berkeley will be an occupied city during CW 2.0.


If you have assets there, sell them NOW.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (sy5kK)

16 It truly is a stupid time to be alive. People are publicly nuts. No hiding it now. I liked it better when crazy was kept at home, within families.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (jUVms)

17 So, there was a doubt she was a female?

Huh. Good to know.

/shibumi who is female and does not feel the need to announce her pronouns for the benefit of the mentally ill

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (AkkRZ)

18 They're calling her Wocahantas.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (RBOtF)

19 Wouldn't it be yao/how?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (RD7QR)

20 Well, that's something.*

*Damn this age, you cannot even say 'there's something you do not see every day.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (ycWCI)

21 Holy shit...

She's most likely to be the nominee, I think (don't take that as a prediction).

And she does this.

The transgender cult is about to completely take over the Democratic Party.

Everyone who can vote in the Democratic Primary!

Vote for Warren!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (VyAV0)

22 I assumed there were slime mold-specific pronouns.

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (T6t7i)

23 Did Castro list his pronouns first?

Once again toxic masculinity rears its gruesome head.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (9LIpg)

24 thought people from new hamshire fucked hampsters.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (KP5rU)

25 Bazerkley also banned installing natural gas pipes for new buildings.

When Global Cooling hits, aka a mini Ice Age, ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (RnxWP)

26 Oh, she's just so cool and "now." I can't wait until she announces she took the leap and finally upgraded to a flip phone.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM (JcXHH)

27 And people make fun of guys giving their dicks names.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM (ILUPz)

28 "Rebuild the middle class".

That's what she's running on?

I got nothin.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM (tH5fk)

29 Warren seems to love the Fire Water.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM (P1AAi)

30

Fuck/You/FuckYou

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealet at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM (M8TlL)

31 I kinda liked "manholes" IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Mayor Pete Bootyjuice at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM (hjaPQ)

32 8 Who's been fucking hampsters??
Posted by: Jordan61

The Iranians
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (d7Ww2)

Oh. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:37 PM (Ez6QX)

33 Elizabeth Warren's vag hangs so low the labia looks like two empty ballsacks. And when she jogs naked - they clap.

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 19, 2019 03:37 PM (x+F96)

34 What the hell is Smells Like Dead Fish up to now?

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 03:37 PM (gmo/4)

35 Well, lets face it. There hasn't been a real man in Berkeley in years.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 03:37 PM (axyOa)

36 Can we trade California to the Iranians?

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (BbGew)

37 Wait wait wait-she list CFPB as her CHILD?! Now I feel even sorrier for her kids.

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (XKZwp)

38 Something tells me that "manslaughter" will remain unchanged.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (Prro8)

39 1 m eep meep motherfuckinghampsterfuckers!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:31 PM (d7Ww2)



If nurse rached is going to identify as Road Runner slamming Jameson shots, I for one will not stand in her way.

In fact, I'm kinda impressed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (sy5kK)

40
*pander module activated*

My pronouns are she and hers, fellow hoo-mons.

Now I am going. To get me. A beer.

*beep* *bop* *boop*

*COUGH COUGH*

I mean. Have a. Nice day.

*pander module deactivated*

*resume normal operation*

*maoist takeover module reactivated*

Posted by: W-1000 Commiebot at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (fUqBx)

41 The first time I saw this from a professional person was in some online communication from that wretched Dean Raimondo at Oberlin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (Kpl3J)

42 @33
Unnecessary. Dial it back.

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (T6t7i)

43 Hi Jordan!

Some saturday you and hubby need to make the trek to meet me and mark at the range. we could have lunch together afterwards!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (d7Ww2)

44 29 Warren seems to love the Fire Water.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM (P1AAi)

Yeah, her secret tribal name is Gargles Vodka Woman.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (RD7QR)

45 Upside: she will be attacked from the left for using cis-gendered pronouns.


Not woke enough.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (fuK7c)

46 I always liked Stands With Credit Card as her Indian name.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (ClOmq)

47 27 And people make fun of guys giving their dicks names.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM (ILUPz)


-------

The last thing I want to know is Elizabeth Warren's vagina's name.

"withered hole"

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (jUVms)

48 42fkwe09/nskksc(!@)/=*$#()_@+!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (ccIpV)

49 Warren seems to love the Fire Water.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM


Hang on while she gets her...a beer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (ejd/p)

50 Again, if you can't lift it you can't rename it.

Posted by: DaveA at July 19, 2019 03:39 PM (FhXTo)

51 /shibumi who is female and does not feel the need to announce her pronouns for the benefit of the mentally ill

Pictoral evidence is sufficient

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 03:39 PM (39g3+)

52 She/her.

wth does that even mean?

It's just stupid.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:39 PM (vEIlU)

53 Julian Castro has too:
He/Him/El

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 03:39 PM (RBOtF)

54 And people make fun of guys giving their dicks names.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM


Chicks dig it when they find out his name is "Maurice".

Posted by: G. O'Love at July 19, 2019 03:39 PM (DMUuz)

55 Berkeley remove all "gendered" language from its city codes -- "manhole covers" will henceforth be "maintenance covers"
.........

Shit. I've got a ton of drawings to change.

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

56 Willowed:

658 638 #620 who sells insurance to anything Iranian?

Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (Y274z)


Honest Vladmir's Insurance Extravaganza! We will insure all of your strategic assets against harm by outside powers! Call now and get our latest SAM set-up! That's Honest Vladmir! A Name You Can Trust!*


*Does not cover acts of God or retaliatory strikes by Jews, Yankees, or other Western or Western-like powers. Or anyone else. You're on your own, babushka.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 03:40 PM (hLRSq)

57 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 03:40 PM (sjdRT)

58 I'd just like to remind people that "girl" is an acronym, and it stands for
Guy
In
Rreal
Life.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 03:40 PM (UnA8+)

59 This would be a good time for Zod to show up with one of his Yao stories.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 03:40 PM (gC2IV)

60 53 Julian Castro has too:
He/Him/El

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 03:39 PM (RBOtF)

WTF is El??

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (a0IVu)

61 When I'm president I will sign an executive order declaring that the USA's pronouns will be Xhe/Xer!!!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (x+F96)

62 What a racist!

Squaw is classified as an 'enlish' word though curiously enough the tribes the English had contact with in the Eastern Seaboard used a word that sounds like Squaw, but isn't SPELLED Squaw.

You see the difference right?

Anyway, so since she's a Masshole, and since the Algonquin "Massachusetts" language (yes, that's a tribe in the Algonquin confederacy) is from her area, she is being racist by not using the word squaw.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)

63
Again, 0.05% of the country has clout
because the powers that be have a guilt complex.

Posted by: ArthurK at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (lxUih)

64 Berkeley remove all "gendered" language from its city codes -- "manhole covers" will henceforth be "maintenance covers"

So they'll be renaming the gay bar, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (ejd/p)

65 Hello, Mr. Peebles' cat!

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (XKZwp)

66

42 you said it! But too strongly worded, dial it back...

Posted by: Pearl Clutching Scold at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (M8TlL)

67 True story: My dad had me convinced as a child that an little indian boy "Falling Rock" had been lost in the Smoky Mountains. That's what the "Watch for Falling Rock" was about.

Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (nRWPy)

68 >> a 23 year old Millennial on the Berkeley city council proposed that Berkeley remove all "gendered" language from its city codes



Which he specifically attributed to what he learned in college about "gendered language." This is what colleges are doing to our communities - making them into college campus circuses no different from Mizzou, Oberlin, Berkley, whatever.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (bDqIh)

69 This would be a good time for Zod to show up with one of his Yao stories.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 03:40 PM (gC2IV)


Any time would be a good time for that.

I hope someone's keeping an archive of those somewhere.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (t+qrx)

70 Love the "Rebuild the Middle Class" sign in the background.

Just like our Soviet betters rebuilt the kulaks!

Posted by: Liz W. at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (sZRzw)

71
That 23-year-old ought to declare xerself Mayor of Berkeley and start the purges. I believe that's how it's done.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (M9ntN)

72 Her Indian name is Panders for Votes.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (37IEG)

73
Lover/Loves

Posted by: Marianne WilliamSun at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (vEIlU)

74 WTF is El??
Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (a0IVu)

**************
El Presidente

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (RBOtF)

75 LOLGFY Lieawatha

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (ql3m8)

76 This is all the rage at tech companies these days. We're all encouraged to add our pronouns into the employee directory.

The idea is to 'normalize' the practice.

Posted by: other joe_mama at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (gcnRJ)

77 OT: L2R Poseidon and star osprey currently subject to hijack rumours

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (AkkRZ)

78 54 And people make fun of guys giving their dicks names.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM

Chicks dig it when they find out his name is "Maurice".
Posted by: G. O'Love at July 19, 2019 03:39 PM (DMUuz)

Mine is Rod. *flexes*

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (RD7QR)

79 Hello, Mr. Peebles' cat!
Posted by: pookysgirl


hah

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (tH5fk)

80 In solidarity with my brothers and sisters to the north, I am now going to my fav bar to have Canadian whiskey. I'm 100% certain no one is going to ask me for my pronouns. My money, yes. But not pronouns. Who is with me?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (sjdRT)

81 Can we trade California to the Iranians?

Posted by: Skip
>>
How much would we have to give for them to take it?

Posted by: FrodoB at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (Cl1sy)

82 Hey Berkeley, maintenance cover has the letters m, a, and n in it. Not good enough!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (gC2IV)

83 True story: My dad had me convinced as a child that
an little indian boy "Falling Rock" had been lost in the Smoky
Mountains. That's what the "Watch for Falling Rock" was about.


Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (nRWPy)


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S A DAD JOKE!

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (gmo/4)

84 Trump is gonna Tomahawk dunk on this woman. Even other SJWs privately think it's weird as hell.

Posted by: trev006 at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (LR3Y8)

85 In the future, manacles will be known as "happy fun-time wrist warmers".

Posted by: Berkley City Council at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (P1AAi)

86 So, they are actually pushing for people to announce their pronouns? How in the world with over 50 of them are normal people supposed to know?

I guess in Canada it's pretty serious when you misgender someone. I don't even know what I'm saying.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (jUVms)

87 Love the "Rebuild the Middle Class" sign in the background.

Just like our Soviet betters rebuilt the kulaks!

Posted by: Liz W. at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (sZRzw)
.........

I saw that and laughed.

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

88 Trump just slammed some idiot reporter blathering about the squads First Amendment rights.


"We also have First Amndements righst and can say what we want too."
Perfect

Posted by: Ripley at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (MxEKc)

89 So is Warren Iroquois, Cherokee or Algonquin?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (2LelM)

90 43 Hi Jordan!

Some saturday you and hubby need to make the trek to meet me and mark at the range. we could have lunch together afterwards!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (d7Ww2)

Yes! I keep telling him we need to do that. I'm thinking maybe mid-August.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (Ez6QX)

91 "And a little child will lead them"

should have been a warning, not a prediction.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (xJa6I)

92 So they'll be renaming the gay bar, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (ejd/p)


My 24 yr old son, while we were at the beach, said he wanted to go the Fudge Factory. I asked why he wanted to go to a gay bar. He said, "It's embarrassing that I get my sense of humor from my mother."

Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (nRWPy)

93 Rebuild the middle class".

That's what she's running on?

I got nothin.
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM (tH5fk)


Said without irony. Amazing.

Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (q177U)

94 59 This would be a good time for Zod to show up with one of his Yao stories.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 03:40 PM (gC2IV)

Zod has abandoned us.

We were not murderous and bloodthirsty enough for Zod.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (UnA8+)

95
Berkeley announced that urinals in the city will now be called weinals. Because we are all in this together.

Posted by: Teach the world to sing at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (Am8Sm)

96 WTF is El??
Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (a0IVu)
**********
Maybe, it was suppose to be Elf.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (RBOtF)

97 Bat shit crazy

Can you imagine these fags charging the beaches at Normandy or Okinawa

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (yWXpx)

98 90 43 Hi Jordan!

Some saturday you and hubby need to make the trek to meet me and mark at the range. we could have lunch together afterwards!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (d7Ww2)

Yes! I keep telling him we need to do that. I'm thinking maybe mid-August.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (Ez6QX)

Sweeeeeeeet

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (xJa6I)

99 Downstairs is stuck at 665 comments

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (BbGew)

100 78 54 And people make fun of guys giving their dicks names.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM

Chicks dig it when they find out his name is "Maurice".
Posted by: G. O'Love at July 19, 2019 03:39 PM (DMUuz)

Mine is Rod. *flexes*
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (RD7QR)

-----------

Mine is Miles.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (gC2IV)

101 'Bout time they did something about those sexist terms.

Now do something about Manwich and I'll be back back in control baby!

Posted by: Sloppy Joe at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (YA914)

102 Is there a collected list somewhere of all the tribal names people have suggested for Warren? I hadn't seen Joncelli's Gargles Vodka Woman. Good one!


As for her being the nominee, it's possible, I suppose. If the Dems retain or regain a smidgen of sense and try to appeal to centrist Ds, they'll nominate Joey Biden, with Warren as VP. Which brings up the ghost at the feast: If Joey wins in 2020 (horrible enough in itself) and then sickens and dies soon after inauguration, we'd have this lunatic in the White Tepee.

And she would probably pick Hillary (who wouldn't want to be second banana) or some other rancid Dem superstar to back her up as VP.


Brrrr.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (ClOmq)

103 89
So is Warren Iroquois, Cherokee or Algonquin?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (2LelM)
ScotsIrish, they're the tribe that invented the whiskey that screwed up all the other tribes.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (37IEG)

104 Trump's preferred pronoun is Mr. President.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (xfb67)

105 96 WTF is El??

El Al

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (yWXpx)

106 My pronouns are now His Worshipful Magnificence, Sorrow of the Infidel, Chastiser of the Heathen, Protector of the Horde, Vice-God-Emperor of the United States & Associated Hemispheres, Mikey NTH.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (hLRSq)

107 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S A DAD JOKE!

Posted by: Archer



I never really understood what a dad joke was until now.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (tH5fk)

108 Too late to the last thread but huge congrats to Insom!

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (+jS7J)

109 94 59 This would be a good time for Zod to show up with one of his Yao stories.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 03:40 PM (gC2IV)

Zod has abandoned us.

We were not murderous and bloodthirsty enough for Zod.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (UnA8+)

Well, some of us are.

And also I miss Zod. And Palpy. And Calm Mentor.

So much.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (xJa6I)

110 My 24 yr old son, while we were at the beach, said he wanted to go the Fudge Factory. I asked why he wanted to go to a gay bar. He said, "It's embarrassing that I get my sense of humor from my mother."
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM


Raised the young one well, you have.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (ejd/p)

111 No, making up words you insist on the rest of the world using isn't the least bit insane, why do you ask?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (ccIpV)

112 So is Warren Iroquois, Cherokee or Algonquin?

She might be Kickpoo or GotShot though.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (37IEG)

113 Why Fauxcahontas no mention her squaw status on twatter profile?
Is she ashamed of the Cherokee Nation?

Posted by: VMom's phone at July 19, 2019 03:46 PM (pQwgd)

114 Mankind? Don't even.

Posted by: Berkley City Council at July 19, 2019 03:46 PM (P1AAi)

115 Elizabeth Warren announces her pronouns:

MINE, MINE

Posted by: Bill C at July 19, 2019 03:46 PM (HqPBH)

116 109 And also I miss Zod. And Palpy. And Calm Mentor.

So much.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (xJa6I)

You just want him to run me off with his nonstop Putin-worship.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (UnA8+)

117 Well, some of us are.

And also I miss Zod. And Palpy. And Calm Mentor.

So much.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (xJa6I)

-------

Me too. But, Zod has popped in a couple of times in the last few weeks.

He mentioned that he was going to start his own blog, but didn't provide a URL or anything.

I'd like to check it out sometime.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (fUqBx)

118 ace, it's not just manhole, it's firemen and every single gendered word in the ENTIRE city charter including any "he" or "she."

Old and busted: gays. New hotness: theys.

Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (q177U)

119 My maintenance cover sure could use some upkeep. It's like the Superdome in there.

Posted by: Shep at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (H5knJ)

120 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (1XAal)

121 I suggest "Blue Dugs Woman."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (ClOmq)

122 I'm too lazy to go back to the old thread, did Isomniac get a dream job?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (jUVms)

123 Ladybug = persynbug

manibles = persyndibles

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (ccIpV)

124 My pronouns: Your Excellency

Posted by: VMom's phone at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (pQwgd)

125

How embarrassing Congress and the Democrat candidates are.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (vEIlU)

126 Do you know why manholes are round?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (xfb67)

127 Is she going to start cornering little girls in bathrooms about tampons and pads now?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (NWiLs)

128
Those people are fucked in the head

Posted by: Yo! at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (1XAal)

129 We usually abbreviate "manhole" on our drawings to "MH". Some of our drawings have literally hundreds of this on them.
BTW, our main CA office is in Emeryville (next door to Berkeley) so now what?

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

130 Is kooky commie taken? How about ladder-climbing hosehound?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (t6MX/)

131 So what do we rename garbage men as?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (2LelM)

132 98 90 43 Hi Jordan!

Some saturday you and hubby need to make the trek to meet me and mark at the range. we could have lunch together afterwards!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (d7Ww2)

Yes! I keep telling him we need to do that. I'm thinking maybe mid-August.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (Ez6QX)

Sweeeeeeeet
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (xJa6I)


Let me know when and I will change my schedule to be there Saturday afternoon.

a MicroMo? MiniMo?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (sy5kK)

133 In solidarity with my brothers and sisters to the north, I am now going to my fav bar to have Canadian whiskey whisky.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM


FIFY. Only real whiskeys (American, Irish) have the 'e'.

bluebell made sure the spellings were correct in the TDG; so should we all.

Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Whiskey and Valu-Rite Battalion at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (DMUuz)

134 When Twitter makes this mandatory I am making mine Darth Sugartits.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (GbPPJ)

135 Do you know why manholes are round?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (xfb67)

No Math!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (wYseH)

136 126 Do you know why manholes are round?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (xfb67)

Assuming this isn't a setup to a joke, it's to make sure the covers can't fall in and injure workmen.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (NWiLs)

137

I think Trump loved every time they just asked him about the "squad". He could reiterate over and over and over and in varying ways just how racist, bigoted and hateful they are.

Good job.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (vEIlU)

138 I'm too lazy to go back to the old thread, did Isomniac get a dream job?
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (jUVms)

-----

He sounded pretty excited about the prospect, but didn't say much more about what it was. I am operating under the assumption he's been hired by Barr to head up the Spygate investigation, and will soon be collecting the scalps the Horde demands.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (fUqBx)

139 118 ace, it's not just manhole, it's firemen and every single gendered word in the ENTIRE city charter including any "he" or "she."

Old and busted: gays. New hotness: theys.
Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (q177U)

Yep. The other one I saw is changing "manmade" to "artificial."

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (Ez6QX)

140 When Twitter makes this persynmandatory I am making mine Darth Sugartits.


This is your first warning.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (ccIpV)

141 Do you know why manholes are round?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (xfb67)
..........

Covers. Manhole covers are round so they don't fall in the manhole when you open it.

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

142 So is Warren Iroquois, Cherokee or Algonquin?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (2LelM)


Ho-hiquan.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (hLRSq)

143 A BRITISH oil tanker with 23 crew on board has been seized by Iranian troops in the Gulf, the country state TV said.

And now a second one? Wtf. And how and why are we allowing this?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (yWXpx)

144 WTF is El??

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (a0IVu)



CTA trains in Chicago.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (Un9AW)

145 He sounded pretty excited about the prospect, but didn't say much more about what it was. I am operating under the assumption he's been hired by Barr to head up the Spygate investigation, and will soon be collecting the scalps the Horde demands.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (fUqBx)

I'm sharpening my pen. And my kukri.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (NWiLs)

146 Do you know why manholes are round?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


So they don't fall down the shaft like square or rectangular ones could.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (ql3m8)

147 I'd like to call attention of the Berkeley City Council to the hateful and offensive term, woMAN. Go.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (t6MX/)

148 When Twitter makes this mandatory I am making mine Darth Sugartits.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM


I want to be around to watch this and laugh at them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (ejd/p)

149 Fucking Nuts is still the same regardless of any pronoun.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (L+got)

150 120 Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (1XAal)


Thanks, Yo!, I needed that.

Suddenly, the challenges of the world seem easier to conquer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (sy5kK)

151 We usually abbreviate "manhole" on our drawings to "MH". Some of our drawings have literally hundreds of this on them.

MH is still short for Maintanence Hole.

Posted by: Sloppy Joe at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (YA914)

152 89
So is Warren Iroquois, Cherokee or Algonquin?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019

*
*
. . .

As long as she's not Comanche. You know how the White Eyes and the Yellow Legs feared us as horse warriors?

We were scared of the Comanche.

Posted by: Apaches Everywhere at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (ClOmq)

153 Wait, doesn't Mary Pete Bootygag identify as a manhole cover? H8rs!

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (m8OZV)

154 "But I LIKE the word 'manhole'!" protests Pete Buttigieg.

Posted by: Bilwick at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (kx9QW)

155 Mankind? Don't even.
Posted by: Berkley City Council at July 19, 2019 03:46 PM


Cactus Jack? No? Well, Dude Love, then.

Posted by: Mick Foley at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (DMUuz)

156 Happy for you, Insomniac!

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (jUVms)

157 So is Warren Iroquois, Cherokee or Algonquin?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (2LelM)



Hekawi

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (Un9AW)

158 Correct. Although it would have been a setup if I could think of one faster.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (xfb67)

159 The next debates oughta be fun.. Creepy Joe and Fauxcahontas and crazy old Bernie..

I hope at least one of em brings up Kamala Harris's record as prosecutor where she let off well-connected sex offenders.

That latest NBC poll has Creepy Joe at 25%.. so it looks like a brokered convention if Biden stays where he's at.. He will probably get slightly less than half the delegates for a first ballot win.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (so+oy)

160 Let me know when and I will change my schedule to be there Saturday afternoon.

a MicroMo? MiniMo?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (sy5kK)

Whoo hoo!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (Ez6QX)

161 Whatfinger says Fox News has confirmed the seizure of the Mesdar, but they don't provide a link yet.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (hjaPQ)

162
Pick pronouns???

Who. Me???





*also a Dad joke

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (8XRCm)

163 132 98 90 43 Hi Jordan!

Some saturday you and hubby need to make the trek to meet me and mark at the range. we could have lunch together afterwards!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (d7Ww2)

Yes! I keep telling him we need to do that. I'm thinking maybe mid-August.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (Ez6QX)

Sweeeeeeeet
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (xJa6I)


Let me know when and I will change my schedule to be there Saturday afternoon.

a MicroMo? MiniMo?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (sy5kK)

Will do, sir.

We had a little MoMe last week with Sabrina Chase and other MoMe moron as well.

They can shoot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (xJa6I)

164 This is sane:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/19/health/preterm-births-latina-presidential-election-study/

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (GbPPJ)

165 132 98 90 43 Hi Jordan!

Some saturday you and hubby need to make the trek to meet me and mark at the range. we could have lunch together afterwards!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (d7Ww2)

Yes! I keep telling him we need to do that. I'm thinking maybe mid-August.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (Ez6QX)

Sweeeeeeeet
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (xJa6I)


Let me know when and I will change my schedule to be there Saturday afternoon.

a MicroMo? MiniMo?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

and Diogenes too! I bet winston and flounder would be interested as well!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (d7Ww2)

166 Dad called Kotex 'man-hole covers'.

Posted by: cicero kaboom! kid henceforth known as 'Your Excellancy' at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (Vy7tf)

167 Meanwhile, a 23 year old Millennial on the Berkeley city council
proposed that Berkeley remove all "gendered" language from its city
codes -- "manhole covers" will henceforth be "maintenance covers"


That sounds pretty biased against trans-men, by refusing to acknowledge the fact that all of their holes are by definition "man holes".

Posted by: Bert G at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (tOP4K)

168 To be fair, In The Current Year the word Manhole sounds very ghey.

Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (ym5eo)

169 160 Let me know when and I will change my schedule to be there Saturday afternoon.

a MicroMo? MiniMo?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (sy5kK)

Whoo hoo!
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (Ez6QX)

I'm not envious of you folks out there at all. Nope, not even a little bit. *seethes* *throws things*

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (NWiLs)

170 So is Warren Iroquois, Cherokee or Algonquin?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM


Fugawi.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (ejd/p)

171 129 We usually abbreviate "manhole" on our drawings to "MH". Some of our drawings have literally hundreds of this on them.
BTW, our main CA office is in Emeryville (next door to Berkeley) so now what?
Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (v0R5T)


The MH abbreviations still work for maintenance hole. Out of curiosity, how much ground does one of your drawings cover that you have hundreds of manholes shown on it?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (kUmUV)

172 Pro-Life my ass! Is there nothing Trump won't do?

CNN
@CNN
In the nine months beginning with November 2016, about 3.2% to 3.6% more preterm births to Latina women occurred above the levels of preterm births that would have been expected had the election not occurred, the study suggests

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)

173 So what do we rename garbage men as?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (2LelM)
..........

trabajadores de la basura?

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

174
Warren needs an upper front hole cover.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 03:52 PM (fUqBx)

175 156 Happy for you, Insomniac!
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (jUVms)


Thank you! This is the first good break I've seen in the work arena in a LONG time!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:52 PM (NWiLs)

176 I'm sharpening my pen. And my kukri.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
There's nothing square about the family Gurkha.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 03:52 PM (ClOmq)

177 Darth Surgartits is cromulent

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 03:52 PM (ILUPz)

178 How in the shit does Warren have 2.8 million followers?

Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 03:52 PM (ym5eo)

179 CNN
@CNN
In the nine months beginning with November 2016, about 3.2% to 3.6% more preterm births to Latina women occurred above the levels of preterm births that would have been expected had the election not occurred, the study suggests
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)



You owe me a Coke.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 19, 2019 03:52 PM (GbPPJ)

180 WTF??!!

Posted by: Manhiem Express at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (Vy7tf)

181 Meanwhile, a 23 year old Millennial on the Berkeley city council proposed that Berkeley remove all "gendered" language from its city codes -- "manhole covers" will henceforth be "maintenance covers" -- and of course Berkeley did just that.

LOL. Have at it, cupcake.

*man- (2)
Proto-Indo-European root meaning "hand."

It forms all or part of: amanuensis; command; commando; commend; countermand; demand; Edmund; emancipate; legerdemain; maintain; manacle; manage; manciple; mandamus; mandate; manege; maneuver; manicure; manifest; manipulation; manner; manque; mansuetude; manual; manubrium; manufacture; manumission; manumit; manure; manuscript; mastiff; Maundy Thursday; mortmain; Raymond; recommend; remand; Sigismund.


... to name a few.

And I expect "holiday" to be shitcanned .. along with pretty much every other word in the language. The leftists are driving towards their goal of reducing Man to grunts and snorts ... or making us all take to that weird click language. Funny thing is, I'll bet the click language is as male-oriented as anything gets. But ... a little cognitive dissonance never did anything but excite leftists.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (6fsOH)

182 speaking of twitter bio's, is this one a joke?

Bernie Sanders Verified account @SenSanders

U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont is the longest-serving independent in congressional history.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (vEIlU)

183

willowed from the ONT, when most were sleeping. I kinda liked it.



Piers Morgan says Trump rally 'bordered on fascism'

-The Hill

https://tinyurl.com/yymhg8st


No, Piers.


Those aren't fascists. They are hard working people who love their country. So I give you a pass on not picking up on that. I mean, you live in London, England.

They are disgusted when an ungrateful immigrant constantly degrades their way of life and values of hard work and acceptance.

Fascists control and subjugate; Patriots accept an imperfect country and try to improve it. The chanting crowd were patriots; Omar is the classic fascist.


That is what a population that loves and respects their country looks like. I can understand how you may not recognize that from where you come from.


We know how special this country is, and how we are all responsible to keep it that way. Ilhan Omar has no idea what this means. Omar has no clue of what it means to be a Constitutionally-proud American.

And they are sick of her nastiness getting stuffed down their throats by the Corporate Press.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 04:46 AM (sy5kK)

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (sy5kK)

184 120 Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (1XAal)

So what's your pronouns?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (RD7QR)

185 She/hers.

Although I have my doubts, Ima take her word for it.

Posted by: J Epstein at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (/Fmtj)

186 178 How in the shit does Warren have 2.8 million followers?
--------------------
Russian Bots.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (2LelM)

187 Who names their kid @CFPB?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (6fsOH)

188 So is Warren Iroquois, Cherokee or Algonquin?



Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (2LelM)

Fuckup

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (gmo/4)

189 So what do we rename garbage men as?


Sanitation engineers. That way we get more women in STEM.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (ccIpV)

190 They can shoot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (xJa6I)

Uh oh, better get my ass to the range and practice.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (Ez6QX)

191 My pronouns are "blow me."

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (NWiLs)

192 So what do we rename garbage men as?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM


How many garbage women have you seen?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (DMUuz)

193 'Sup?

Posted by: Weasel at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (MVjcR)

194 Mandolin - Diddlestrummer

Posted by: Manhiem Express at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (Vy7tf)

195 >>This is sane:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/19/health/preterm-births-latina-presidential-election-study/



Wait --- killing babies is bad now?
These are clumps of cells per our feminists and PP.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (bDqIh)

196 Hope Solo still has a manhole. In fact I heard she has two of them.

Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (q177U)

197 The MH abbreviations still work for maintenance hole. Out of curiosity, how much ground does one of your drawings cover that you have hundreds of manholes shown on it?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (kUmUV)
.......

We have one set called The Sewer Atlas. 32 drawings covering the entire Pebble Beach area.
Some of the GIS maps display the entire area in one 36x 48 graphic.

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

198
or making us all take to that weird click language

--------

Your clicks are violence - I'm literally shaking.

CLICK CLICK CLICK

Posted by: CLICK! at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (fUqBx)

199
Congratulations on the good news, Insomniac. I hope it all pans out for you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (nr7NV)

200 Not all vagyvers are front femholes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (2xo26)

201 I'm not changing anything to appease batshit crazy leftists. I know I hide it well, but I really don't like them very much.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (xfb67)

202 If "Maurice" is short for "the pompatus of love" then I truly understand.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (hKi6n)

203 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM

Shorter:

Piers, lolgf!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (dkvcO)

204 Thanks, Hadrian!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (NWiLs)

205 Wait--so the Donald has forced Latinas to pop out their babies earlier than usual?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (RD7QR)

206 186 178 How in the shit does Warren have 2.8 million followers?


It's blackfly season.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (Vy7tf)

207 191 My pronouns are "blow me."
Posted by: Insomniac


!!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (d7Ww2)

208 178 How in the shit does Warren have 2.8 million followers?
Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 03:52 PM (ym5eo)


Mao had many more of the same type of followers. but the Squaw is trying to catch up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (sy5kK)

209 My employer gives an enormous amount of money to charities each year. Increasingly, we're seeing emails and correspondence from the charities' directors that reference their preferred gender pronouns. When that happens, we now cross them off the list. No more money. If you're that damned nuts, you're too damned nuts to spend the money wisely.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (vkS2Z)

210 I find the word "man" offensive. Can we now just call all men "nonwomen"?

Posted by: Millenial D. Bagger at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (4Eo4+)

211
So what do we rename garbage men as?

-----

Garbage people. Wait, that's taken by Christians already.

Posted by: Allahpundit at July 19, 2019 03:56 PM (fUqBx)

212

Pete ButtigiegVerified account
@PeteButtigieg

Running for president of the United States. Afghanistan vet, musician, businessman, husband to Chasten, and South Bend's "Mayor Pete." (BOOT-edge-edge)

no pronoun, just pronunciation

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:56 PM (vEIlU)

213 The only pronouns Barky knows are "I", "me", and "my".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 03:56 PM (6fsOH)

214 They want to tear down all American history culture and traditions and destroying the language is a big part of it.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2019 03:56 PM (/Fmtj)

215 192 So what do we rename garbage men as?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM
How many garbage women have you seen?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (DMUuz)

Interestingly, 4 come to mind immediately.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 03:56 PM (Kpl3J)

216 My pronouns are

Yo!
Yo!!

And
Yo?

Posted by: Yo! at July 19, 2019 03:56 PM (1XAal)

217 Apparently, John Delaney's team has asked him to drop out the 2020 Presidential race.

I would guess they're exhausted from having to explain who he is every time they have to talk to someone.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 19, 2019 03:56 PM (x2PE6)

218 Not to ever be satisfied, someone on twitter pointed out to her that it's 'she/her' no hers.

Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (cF8AT)

219 "manhole covers" will henceforth be "maintenance covers"

And the Florida manatees will henceforth be known as Florida persontees, for those who consider "sea cows" an appropriative nickname unfair to true bovines.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (pPNCa)

220 207 191 My pronouns are "blow me."
Posted by: Insomniac


!!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (d7Ww2)

Hah!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (NWiLs)

221 209 My employer gives an enormous amount of money to charities each year. Increasingly, we're seeing emails and correspondence from the charities' directors that reference their preferred gender pronouns. When that happens, we now cross them off the list. No more money. If you're that damned nuts, you're too damned nuts to spend the money wisely.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (vkS2Z)

Nice, I want to work where you work.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (Ez6QX)

222 A manhole cover will not fit into the hole. No guarantee a womanhole won't.

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (BbGew)

223 I'm jealous...this house has A REAL moose out front....

https://tinyurl.com/3667fa

Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (cF8AT)

224 I am going to pound the cucks wife`s maintenance hole like a robot running on 220...

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (yhf6w)

225 Is "Okie" a wink at her Cherokee claim?

My wife's an Okie. I know that Okie and Cherokee are not synonymous. But people certainly associate Cherokees with Oklahoma, for good reason.

Just wonder when she added Okie to her twitter bio.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2019 03:58 PM (yL25O)

226 this is what Nancy's up to
didn't know

Nancy PelosiVerified account
@SpeakerPelosi

Speaker of the House, focused on strengthening America's middle class and creating jobs; mother, grandmother, dark chocolate connoisseur.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:58 PM (vEIlU)

227 My pronoun - Same as the cake float in NL's Animal House - Eat me.

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 03:58 PM (gmo/4)

228 222 A manhole cover will not fit into the hole. No guarantee a womanhole won't.
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (BbGew)

...

A manhole cover can't be lifted by just anyone, either.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (yL25O)

229 Manwich > Xerwich

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (nDe2U)

230 No more money. If you're that damned nuts, you're too damned nuts to spend the money wisely.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (vkS2Z)

---------

The guy who runs our partner program struck Nike from the website as soon as the Kaepernick deal went down.

Our people will now buy from their competitor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (fUqBx)

231 You owe me a Coke.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.

Yeah, you beat me to the punch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)

232
Afghanistan vet

Sgt. Rockette of Easy (*wink*) Company, "The Fightin' Fags".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (nr7NV)

233 Pete ButtigiegVerified account

@PeteButtigieg



Running for president of the United States. Afghanistan vet, musician...


Skin flute?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (xPl2J)

234 94
And also I miss Zod. And Palpy. And Calm Mentor.

So much.
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And Margarita de Ville. I haven't seen her in a while.

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (xjiRE)

235 228 222 A manhole cover will not fit into the hole. No guarantee a womanhole won't.
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (BbGew)

...

A manhole cover can't be lifted by just anyone, either.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (yL25O)

It's only 74% of a manhole cover.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (NWiLs)

236 Manhole overs weight like 200 pounds or something

Posted by: Yo! at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (1XAal)

237 GB better demand their tanker/crew release now.

Posted by: Ha at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (MAstk)

238 no pronoun, just pronunciation

Gays and lesbians are on the outs from the truly woke anyway, especially if they're white. You're either tranny or you're nothing now.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (ZGrMX)

239
Increasingly, we're seeing emails and correspondence from the charities' directors that reference their preferred gender pronouns. When that happens, we now cross them off the list. No more money. If you're that damned nuts, you're too damned nuts to spend the money wisely.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (vkS2Z)

======

I hope your employer tells them that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (M9ntN)

240 In related news, in San Francisco, they will still be called manholes. No, not the round iron things in the street, silly.

Posted by: West at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (7Fa8Y)

241 Not to ever be satisfied, someone on twitter pointed out to her that it's 'she/her' no hers.

Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (cF8AT)


Fauxcahantas just wanted to show that she's associated with Hah-vahd Lawn School, in case anyone didn't know.

It instinctively mis-wrote "hers" because all it thinks about is taking everything for herself. In Warren's mind, there's nothing but the possessive. Same for most leftists.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (6fsOH)

242 How many garbage women have you seen?

I think the four members of the Squad are certainly garbage. Women? That's open to debate.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (pPNCa)

243 My mom's morning boyfriend was here early, and he...did things to me. Should I be worried? It was sort of fun!

Posted by: raimondo at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (uHG7v)

244 189 So what do we rename garbage men as?

Mine is a woman... and hispanic... worst ever... Have to call a lot because she forgets our little street

Posted by: Hannity at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (O2RFr)

245 237 GB better demand their tanker/crew release now.
Posted by: Ha at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (MAstk)

Release our crew! Or we shall tell you to release our crew again!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (NWiLs)

246 129 We usually abbreviate "manhole" on our drawings to "MH". Some of our drawings have literally hundreds of this on them.
BTW, our main CA office is in Emeryville (next door to Berkeley) so now what?
Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

"BH".

Berkeley Hole

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 04:01 PM (sy5kK)

247 Buttplug How'd you like to be the poor SOB that had to share a foxhole with that prissy freak.

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 04:01 PM (gmo/4)

248 And the Florida manatees will henceforth be known as Florida persontees, for those who consider "sea cows" an appropriative nickname unfair to true bovines.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (pPNCa)


Sorry. "Person" is not allowed. Per-son. Male. Banned.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:01 PM (6fsOH)

249 I thought I saw Zod post the other day.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 19, 2019 04:01 PM (nDe2U)

250 How many women or trans have to work with "manhole covers" in a given year where the name would/could be a problem?

Of course, the answer is slim to none. The "newspeak" renaming is solely done for moral preening by the renamers.

Posted by: delbag at July 19, 2019 04:01 PM (gJAok)

251
When that happens, we now cross them off the list. No more money. If you're that damned nuts, you're too damned nuts to spend the money wisely.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (vkS2Z)


My former company is walking R&D people out the door, but looking to hire a Senior Global Manager for Diversity and Inclusion. Yay, gay!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (nr7NV)

252 In the next debate, Lizzy will display some softened-by-chewing doeskin with hand-worked beading.

She'll describe it that way, but it will turn out to have been her Mexican maid who did the chewing and her Mexican seamstress who sewed the beads.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (ClOmq)

253 Trump should twitter out "After much soul searching, Ima go with President He/His."

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (/Fmtj)

254 We have one set called The Sewer Atlas. 32 drawings covering the entire Pebble Beach area.
Some of the GIS maps display the entire area in one 36x 48 graphic.
Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (v0R5T)


Thanks, I've seen those, or drawings similar to those.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (kUmUV)

255 165
132 98 90 43 Hi Jordan!



Some saturday you and hubby need to make the trek to meet me and mark at the range. we could have lunch together afterwards!



Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (d7Ww2)



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Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (Ez6QX)



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Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



and Diogenes too! I bet winston and flounder would be interested as well!





Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (d7Ww2)

Well don't count out [or on] the Arc of History or Mr. Barky either. And I understand Diogenes owes me a beer or two.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (hKi6n)

256 Garbage is a social construct

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (ILUPz)

257 dark chocolate connoisseur.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:58 PM (vEIlU)

...

On behalf of the Conservative Association of Men with Sexually Progressive Wives, can we please stop with this sort of thinly veiled racist humor? It's truly unbecoming.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (yL25O)

258 245 237 GB better demand their tanker/crew release now.
Posted by: Ha at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (MAstk)

Release our crew! Or we shall tell you to release our crew again!

I guess none of the crews are actually British... Don't care... They should take care of this themselves and don't ask us to save them the traitors

Posted by: Hannity at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (O2RFr)

259 You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay.

Posted by: Raymond J. Johnson, Jr. at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (YA914)

260 Not to ever be satisfied, someone on twitter pointed out to her that it's 'she/her' no hers.


What if she identifies as plural?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (oVJmc)

261 My pronoun is... first.

Thanks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 19, 2019 04:03 PM (3H9h1)

262 OK, lefties, my pronouns are made by the sound of you licking my balls.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 04:03 PM (oVJmc)

263 189 So what do we rename garbage men as?

Mine is a woman... and hispanic... worst ever... Have to call a lot because she forgets our little street
Posted by: Hannity at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (O2RFr)

Puta ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 19, 2019 04:03 PM (M+Lyo)

264 205
Wait--so the Donald has forced Latinas to pop out their babies earlier than usual?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (RD7QR)

They have to get presentable for the Great Engrabeing, which Emporer Trump will surely bring about.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 04:04 PM (t6MX/)

265 Manchester --> XirChester.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 04:04 PM (ClOmq)

266 My pronouns are

Yo!
Yo!!

And
Yo?

Posted by: Yo! at July 19, 2019 03:56 PM (1XAal)

Dude!

Dude?

Dude.

Posted by: Dude at July 19, 2019 04:04 PM (v0R5T)

267 How many garbage women have you seen?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (DMUuz)



Quite a lot. Covered in tattoos and piercings looking really trashy. Oh you mean employed to pick up garbage

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 04:04 PM (PrfxM)

268 What if she identifies as plural?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (oVJmc)


Like the Queen.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:04 PM (6fsOH)

269 BTW, spurred by the Liz Warren's courage, I will be announcing my preferred conjunctions and adjectives this next week.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at July 19, 2019 04:04 PM (hKi6n)

270 What if she identifies as plural?

She's neither an editor nor Queen Victoria. On the other hand, if she has tapeworms, she can use the plural "we."

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 19, 2019 04:04 PM (pPNCa)

271 I'm watching Doc Martin, cracks me up

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 04:04 PM (ILUPz)

272 Who are We? Hampster fuckerz!1!!
Who are We? Hampster fuckerz!1!!

Posted by: Every Millenial except for the ones I know at July 19, 2019 04:05 PM (Jj+59)

273 Wait--so the Donald has forced Latinas to pop out their babies earlier than usual?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (RD7QR)


The sooner they are born the sooner they get that sweet sweet welfare.

Posted by: Hannity at July 19, 2019 04:05 PM (O2RFr)

274 If I were the British, and thank G- D I am not, i would sink both tankers in port and cause an environmental disaster. Then take out a definery or 2 for the hell of it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2019 04:05 PM (yWXpx)

275
World's fastest manhole cover:

https://tinyurl.com/zgvbwl2

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 04:05 PM (fUqBx)

276 236 Manhole overs weight like 200 pounds or something
Posted by: Yo! at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (1XAal)

...

I think more like 80. It's just that they are fit so well that they are hard to get ahold of.

And setting 80 pounds back without losing fingers is daunting.

I had to do a project where the city of Austin made us cast 8 covers that were truck rated for an underground water quality pond at a car dealership.

Those things were four foot square, and the lids on those were absolutely no joke. Couple hundred pounds easy.

They had to be set in the form and then cast in. I have no idea how the contractor managed it.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2019 04:05 PM (yL25O)

277 178 How in the shit does Warren have 2.8 million followers?
Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 03:52 PM (ym5eo)

Student loans.

Posted by: one of the quite ones at July 19, 2019 04:05 PM (2GPSc)

278 271 I'm watching Doc Martin, cracks me up

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 04:04 PM (ILUPz)

Love that show! I've watched all of them.

Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 04:05 PM (cF8AT)

279 How in the shit does Warren have 2.8 million followers?

-
Years ago, I fell for a phishing scam in an ad telling me to click here to wish her a happy birthday. I was going to wish her a successful buffalo hunt or something but I couldn't even leave a message. Now she has my email address and contacts me several times a week.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 04:06 PM (+y/Ru)

280 OT but for some subversive unPC check out the lyrics to South Park over the years. Listen at the same time if you can.

I went to see what Cartman was singing and what Kenny was singing was a huge bonus.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2019 04:06 PM (/Fmtj)

281 243 As warren was asked did you know nuremberg was in north carolina? She does now as do the rest of us. Get ready with your arm bands so you can put them on.
Posted by: raimondo at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (uHG7v)



Now this is completely random word generation from a computer program.

I'm going to complain to ace about our pathetically low troll standards around here.

This is getting embarrassing.

ace, hire some Russian bots or something. I heard they can be hired for cheap.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 04:06 PM (sy5kK)

282 Groot/Groot/Groot

Posted by: I am Groot at July 19, 2019 04:06 PM (oVJmc)

283 What if she identifies as plural?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (oVJmc)

Like the Queen.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:04 PM (6fsOH)



We are not amused

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 04:06 PM (PrfxM)

284
BTW, spurred by the Liz Warren's courage, I will be announcing my preferred conjunctions and adjectives this next week.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky

=====

lol, new meaning for "Embrace the power of 'AND.'"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 04:06 PM (M9ntN)

285 How in the shit does Warren have 2.8 million followers?
Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 03:52 PM (ym5eo)


usually "followers" are fake numbers
pumped up by twitter, or from paid trolls

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 04:06 PM (vEIlU)

286 CBD better get ready, they are coming for his beloved cocktail next.

Soon he will be stirring his Tranhattans instead of shaking them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2019 04:06 PM (YA914)

287 A manhole cover can't be lifted by just anyone, either.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (yL25O)

It's only 74% of a manhole cover.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM

...

Did you just assume my diameter?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2019 04:06 PM (yL25O)

288
What are they going to call manholes now? Sodomy portals?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 19, 2019 04:07 PM (tdpVh)

289 >>>I find the word "man" offensive. Can we now just call all men "nonwomen"?
Posted by: Millenial D. Bagger at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (4Eo4+)

Why not. By implication whites are non-colored people.

Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 04:07 PM (q177U)

290 223 I'm jealous...this house has A REAL moose out front....

https://tinyurl.com/3667fa
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (cF8AT)

Well, I effed that up....

https://tinyurl.com/yymhk5pv

Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 04:07 PM (cF8AT)

291 With her androgynous figure and New England style older lady proto-lesbian haircut, the addition of Warren's pronouns is probably for the best.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 19, 2019 04:07 PM (H5knJ)

292 282 Groot/Groot/Groot

Posted by: I am Groot

Timmy/Timmy/TIMMEH!

Posted by: Timmy at July 19, 2019 04:07 PM (/Fmtj)

293 can we still say front hole, back hole? i think that's location shaming, myself.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 04:08 PM (KP5rU)

294 The word woman still has "man" in it. Really, it should be woperson. But that has "son" in it.

Perhaps "woperchild" works.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 04:08 PM (oZ6kz)

295 Warren's pronouns: "Left out," and "No way."

Yeah, I know they're not pronouns, but they are appropriate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:08 PM (bul8j)

296 How many garbage women have you seen?

Posted by: Duncanthrax



Quite a lot. Covered in tattoos and piercings looking really trashy.
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Unusually high concentrations around 2:10 am when the bar's house lights go up and the beer goggles aren't working.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:08 PM (ql3m8)

297 What are they going to call manholes now? Sodomy portals?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 19, 2019 04:07 PM (tdpVh)



Barry O: Go on.....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 04:09 PM (PrfxM)

298 With her androgynous figure and New England style older lady proto-lesbian haircut, the addition of Warren's pronouns is probably for the best.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 19, 2019 04:07 PM (H5knJ)


Won't help, though. People will still call her "sir" in the street. I think she really needs to wear a sign.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:09 PM (6fsOH)

299 Posted by: raimondo at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (uHG7v)

Now this is completely random word generation from a computer program.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 04:06 PM (sy5kK)


Nope. My raimondo-text generator is far superior to whatever that was.
https://stoatnet.org/raimondo.php

Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2019 04:09 PM (t+qrx)

300 World's fastest manhole cover:

https://tinyurl.com/zgvbwl2
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 04:05 PM (fUqBx)

...

I remember having read that. So awesome.

that's what rail guns aspire to be.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2019 04:09 PM (yL25O)

301 proposed that Berkeley remove all "gendered" language from its city codes -- "manhole covers" will henceforth be "maintenance covers"

Should be called "metaphor for Democrat Party's electoral chances."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:09 PM (bul8j)

302 When I go to jobsites sometimes I need the manhole cover puller. And a sledge hammer to loosen it up.
Tell you what, don't drop that fucking thing on your toe. And don't look too close at the bottom of the manhole.

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

303 Moose out back getting cool should have told you...

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM (gmo/4)

304 Rickey/Rickey/Rickey

Posted by: Rickey Henderson at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM (oVJmc)

305 Won't help, though. People will still call her "sir" in the street. I think she really needs to wear a sign.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:09 PM (6fsOH)


"Despite appearances, I am not your paper boy."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM (bul8j)

306 In college, drunken Sharkman and several others in my 5th floor dorm got into the habit of waiting until very late at night and then dropping things from that 5th floor.

One night, drunk, we dragged a manhole cover up and tossed that fucker off (after checking to make sure we weren't going to kill anyone - we had a spotter).

It landed perfectly flat on concrete sidewalk below.

I believe the sound may have awakened the dead, 50 miles away.

Ahhh, good times. Good times.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM (NoKAc)

307 298 With her androgynous figure and New England style older lady proto-lesbian haircut, the addition of Warren's pronouns is probably for the best.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 19, 2019 04:07 PM (H5knJ)

Won't help, though. People will still call her "sir" in the street. I think she really needs to wear a sign.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

I thought she was a sandwich sign advertising Ugly Sticks"

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM (/Fmtj)

308 I find the word "man" offensive. Can we now just call all men "nonwomen"?
Posted by: Millenial D. Bagger at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (4Eo4+)


*points and screams*

It is wymyn!

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM (aS1PU)

309 I'm 90% sure that raimondo is Hector after a few more years of working on his English skills.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 04:11 PM (oVJmc)

310 Is "Okie" a wink at her Cherokee claim?

My wife's an Okie. I know that Okie and Cherokee are not synonymous. But people certainly associate Cherokees with Oklahoma, for good reason.

Just wonder when she added Okie to her twitter bio.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2019 03:58 PM (yL25O)

Aren't Okies the ones that rushed into the Territory when it was opened up for non-Indian settlers...and the Sooners the ones that snuck in the day before to get the good spots?

Not so great optics

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2019 04:11 PM (FTPn0)

311 309 I'm 90% sure that raimondo is Hector after a few more years of working on his English skills.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 04:11 PM (oVJmc)

Where? The LA Unified School District?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 04:11 PM (NWiLs)

312 There are easily 3 million hard core Leftists following Fauxahonas

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 04:11 PM (BbGew)

313 I remember having read that. So awesome.

that's what rail guns aspire to be.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2019 04:09 PM (yL25O)

---------

Yeah. If your job involves "explosions that propel several-hundred-pound chunks of steel at speeds that turn them into vapor," then your job KICKS ASS.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)

314 "Mayor Pete." (BOOT-edge-edge)

I been calling him Booty Judge. Is that so wrong. I'm a fair to middlin booty judge myself.

Posted by: Every Millenial except for the ones I know at July 19, 2019 04:12 PM (Jj+59)

315 >>With her androgynous figure and New England style older lady proto-lesbian haircut, the addition of Warren's pronouns is probably for the best.



It's to normalize expecting people to declare their pronouns. You see, trans/non-binary freaks feel *uncomfortable* having to assert their preferred pronouns, so they now want all of us to start asserting out preferred pronouns so that they don't stick out so much.

Everything we have to do is for their feelings.
Now if their feelings are so delicate, then why are we no longer to consider this a mental disorder?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 04:12 PM (bDqIh)

316
Yet another confession from the Berkeley city government that actually running the city is a non-0priority. All their effort and money are going to virtue signaling, striking dramatic poses, and flamboyant perversions.

They're just asking to be covered by a Biblical flood. Begging for it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 19, 2019 04:12 PM (tdpVh)

317 Liz Warren's pronouns should be: Bitch/Panderer/Fake-Indian

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 19, 2019 04:12 PM (N39Ws)

318 *points and screams*

It is wymyn!

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM (aS1PU)


But the letter "y" was invented by a man, specifically to subjugate women! That's why it's only half a vowel.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:12 PM (6fsOH)

319 Nope. My raimondo-text generator is far superior to whatever that was.
https://stoatnet.org/raimondo.php
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2019 04:09 PM (t+qrx)


That's just stupid. The real raimondo comment generator doesn't have nearly that large of a vocabulary.

Pffft.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 04:12 PM (aS1PU)

320 274 Newsletter please, I like the cut of your jib, sir.

Posted by: rammajamma at July 19, 2019 04:13 PM (SwWMX)

321 "Despite appearances, I am not your paper boy."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM (bul8j)


LOL. You read my mind.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:13 PM (6fsOH)

322 I'm pretty sure Warren's preferred pronouns are professor or Senator.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 04:13 PM (bDqIh)

323 My pronouns are

Yo!
Yo!!

And
Yo?
Posted by: Yo! at July 19, 2019 03:56 PM (1XAal)


LOL

Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 04:13 PM (q177U)

324 Breitbart says the US has confirmed the seizure of the second tanker.

So Iran is holding three tankers: Riah, Stena Impero, and Mesdar.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (hjaPQ)

325 Warren is 14% in polls that is how she has 2.8 million followers 60% of americans do not support trump ( voters less because of voter suppression)

Posted by: raimondo at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (uHG7v)

326 i still like mary pete. that fucker looks like a cartoon character drawn by someone on some really shitty brown acid.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (KP5rU)

327 Anyone who needs to identify their fucking pronouns is automatically incapable of competently performing the duties required of the POTUS.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (ufFY8)

328 And great, let's pander to the fraction of a percent of the population who actually thinks pronouns need to be defined.

Posted by: Jordan61


FYI, apparently a new Constitutional Amendment was passed while we were all just living our lives and not paying attention:

Amendment the XXVIIIth:

"Henceforthe and Forever, All Public Policy in These United States Shall Be Determined By The Lunatic Desires of The Tiniest Fraction of Psychopaths Possible, and Administered To The General Populace, Without Vaseline, If Necessary."

(Or words to that effect).

It really is a very stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (NoKAc)

329 But the letter "y" was invented by a man, specifically to subjugate women! That's why it's only half a vowel.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:12 PM


Weird.

And yet w is actually 2 vowels, but is now considered a consonant. Go figure.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (DMUuz)

330 Well, I effed that up....

https://tinyurl.com/yymhk5pv
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 04:07 PM (cF8AT)

We get moose around here once in a while. This past Halloween they were going around eating all the pumpkins on people's porches.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (Ez6QX)

331 The word woman still has "man" in it. Really, it should be woperson. But that has "son" in it.

Perhaps "woperchild" works.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 04:08 PM (oZ6kz)
.........

Really opened a can of worms, haven't they?

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (v0R5T)

332 Aren't Okies the ones that rushed into the Territory when it was opened up for non-Indian settlers...and the Sooners the ones that snuck in the day before to get the good spots?

Not so great optics
Posted by: Oldcat


Okie is a resident, native, or cultural descendant of Oklahoma.
Sooners are the ones that snuck in early.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (ql3m8)

333 I think a 23 year old is a Zoomer rather than a Millennial.

Where is the dividing line?

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (x+F96)

334 Yo - you do crack me up often

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (BbGew)

335 As a Nebraska football fan, all sooners suck and blow. They will play again, and I'll eat a runza and Valentino's pizza watching it.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (ILUPz)

336 Lion/Lion/F15C Eagle

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (xJa6I)

337
With her androgynous figure and New England style older lady proto-lesbian haircut, the addition of Warren's pronouns is probably for the best.

======

Yeah, what's with that? And her evil German little glasses and no makeup? Do a google image search on "Elizabeth Warren young" -- it could be so different. What's with that fierce, deliberate disregard for her appearance?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (M9ntN)

338 306 In college, drunken Sharkman and several others in my 5th floor dorm got into the habit of waiting until very late at night and then dropping things from that 5th floor.

One night, drunk, we dragged a manhole cover up and tossed that fucker off (after checking to make sure we weren't going to kill anyone - we had a spotter).

It landed perfectly flat on concrete sidewalk below.

I believe the sound may have awakened the dead, 50 miles away.

Ahhh, good times. Good times.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM (NoKAc)


Wazzu?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (sy5kK)

339 Any of you key board commandos going to iran to get the tankers back ??? definition of chicken hawks (see mitt romney)

Posted by: raimondo at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (uHG7v)

340 The word woman still has "man" in it. Really, it should be woperson. But that has "son" in it.



Perhaps "woperchild" works.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 04:08 PM (oZ6kz)


Still seems rather speciesist and ageist.


Hows about Womambiped.... dammit, no. Ableist.


Womansape.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 04:16 PM (a2xio)

341 hey you guys raimondo has the many thing to say so important listen up ha ha

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 04:16 PM (oVJmc)

342 Weird.

And yet w is actually 2 vowels, but is now considered a consonant. Go figure.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (DMUuz)



It's just like a double negative.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 04:16 PM (aS1PU)

343
warren will win election of president united america as michigan now has 8.7 million tamils they love indians

prepare to die trumpalos

Posted by: ramondo at July 19, 2019 04:16 PM (AzW6q)

344 In college, drunken Sharkman and several others in my 5th floor dorm got into the habit of waiting until very late at night and then dropping things from that 5th floor.

So you guys were the perps of the great Cornell Pumpkin Prank!

https://tinyurl.com/y573jpxu

(The culprits are still unknown, 22 years later.)

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 19, 2019 04:16 PM (pPNCa)

345 None of us can be really free until we can choose our own adjectives. Mine are handsome, smart and strong.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (+y/Ru)

346 So Iran is holding three tankers: Riah, Stena Impero, and Mesdar.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (hjaPQ)
.........

They just want to start a friendly tanker rental business.

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

347 Womansape.


Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 04:16 PM (a2xio)


Damn, that was just a straight up typo. Was supposed to be Womamsape.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (a2xio)

348 Is "Okie" a wink at her Cherokee claim?

Okie? I find that very offensive!

(Actually, I don't give a shit, I just thought I'd respond in leftist style.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (bul8j)

349 well thank god she clarified that in time for the weekend

Posted by: redleg at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (yxf0p)

350 Rickey/Rickey/Rickey

Posted by: Rickey Henderson at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM


Rickey's cleats:

https://tinyurl.com/yxewglnf

Posted by: Bert G at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (tOP4K)

351 Wazzu?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Oregon State, Class of 85.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (NoKAc)

352 In response to the Iranian hijackings, PM May announced serious repercussions to t words of a song:

Rule, Britannia, Britannia used to rule the waves...

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (/Fmtj)

353 I love that video of the moose cooling off in the sprinkler. Unfortunately having those things around is extremely hazardous when driving.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (aW5/6)

354
Warren is the English teacher you had in high school who forever ruined any love of reading you had.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (nr7NV)

355
We get moose around here once in a while. This past Halloween they were going around eating all the pumpkins on people's porches.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (Ez6QX)


Moose learned that from raccoons eating cat food that dumb owners leave outside.

Yes, I'm talking about Seattle.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (sy5kK)

356 One night, drunk, we dragged a manhole cover up and
tossed that fucker off (after checking to make sure we weren't going to
kill anyone - we had a spotter).



It landed perfectly flat on concrete sidewalk below.



I believe the sound may have awakened the dead, 50 miles away.



Ahhh, good times. Good times.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM (NoKAc)

Was the man please to have his hole uncovered?

Posted by: Petey Bootygig at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (ufFY8)

357 Buttplug in his preferred pronouns had to include "husband" to the other guy. The gayz always have to get in everyone's face about things. Yeah, yeah, we know you got "married", but you're not the husband and he sure isn't your wife. How about spouse as a little compromise?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 19, 2019 04:18 PM (C1Lsn)

358 I prefer Lieawatha to Kamala as the DEM nominee. Harris can possibly inspire an Obama-style AA turnout tsunami. Little Running Fraud not so much.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2019 04:18 PM (Cssks)

359 Any of you key board commandos going to iran to get the tankers back ??? definition of chicken hawks (see mitt romney)
Posted by: raimondo at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (uHG7v)


You just miss the sailors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:18 PM (bul8j)

360 Raitardo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 19, 2019 04:18 PM (nDe2U)

361 359
You just miss the sailors.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:18 PM (bul8j)

========

Don't we keep saying for Britain to take care of it themselves?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:18 PM (VyAV0)

362 Do not know if this has been mentioned but Bezerkeley also outlawed natural gas hookups for houses and apartments going forward.

Everyone has to use induction cooktops forever more, unless you can afford to move somewhere else in the east bay.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee in hand at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (cyuo5)

363 And don't look too close at the bottom of the manhole.

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

Umm, thanks, fiercely heterosexual guy?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (t6MX/)

364 Buttplug in his preferred pronouns had to include "husband" to the other guy. The gayz always have to get in everyone's face about things. Yeah, yeah, we know you got "married", but you're not the husband and he sure isn't your wife. How about spouse as a little compromise?
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 19, 2019 04:18 PM (C1Lsn)


Cornholer and cornholee.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (bul8j)

365 Somebody's socking raimondo. He's making more sense that usual today.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (aS1PU)

366 17 So, there was a doubt she was a female?

Huh. Good to know.

/shibumi who is female and does not feel the need to announce her pronouns for the benefit of the mentally ill
Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (AkkRZ)



Don't you remember? A few weeks back it was determined that you are transphobic if you don't list your pronouns. Even if you are a woman that actually thinks she is a woman you need to because thinking that people can correctly identify your preferred pronouns based on your looks is transphobic.

Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (WaxcS)

367 362 Do not know if this has been mentioned but Bezerkeley also outlawed natural gas hookups for houses and apartments going forward.

Everyone has to use induction cooktops forever more, unless you can afford to move somewhere else in the east bay.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee in hand at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (cyuo5)

==========

"Berkeley housing prices rices unexpectedly."
-Berkeley newspaper headline, next year

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (VyAV0)

368 No more clean, affordable natural gas either...Berzerkley outlawed gas stoves in new homes too.

[rolls eyes]

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will ruin you at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (4+h7o)

369 Moose out back getting cool should have told you...
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM


* peers over sunglasses *

Dude. I am the definition of cool.

* adjusts baggies and huarache sandals *

Posted by: The Moose at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (DMUuz)

370 Doesn't she have some fine to pay?
I'm talking about that raymongo dude.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (ufFY8)

371 Buttplug in his preferred pronouns had to include "husband" to the other guy. The gayz always have to get in everyone's face about things. Yeah, yeah, we know you got "married", but you're not the husband and he sure isn't your wife. How about spouse as a little compromise?
Posted by: bill in arkansas


How about top and bottom? Wear it proudly.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (ql3m8)

372 Cornholer and cornholee.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (bul8j)


-------

Snort.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (jUVms)

373 So you guys were the perps of the great Cornell Pumpkin Prank!

https://tinyurl.com/y573jpxu

(The culprits are still unknown, 22 years later.)
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 19, 2019 04:16 PM (pPNCa)

I graduated just a bit before that.

I thought some guys had claimed responsibility on some internet thread somewhere, but then who can prove it. But they talked about having actually just climbed the roof with basically no particular equipment, dangerous as Hell.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2019 04:20 PM (yL25O)

374 So you guys were the perps of the great Cornell Pumpkin Prank!

https://tinyurl.com/y573jpxu

(The culprits are still unknown, 22 years later.)
Posted by: Basement Cat


Negative.

We called what we were doing "quasaring", after the Quasar TV that was the first thing that went over the ledge (plugged in with a very long extension cord and turned on, of course).

The practice was halted when a very negligent copycat tossed a metal bed frame off the 4th floor and nearly decapitated someone.

It was fun while it lasted. Sigh.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:20 PM (NoKAc)

375 Oh Jeez, Lizzie, you are a complete idiot! The Democrats will be completely destroyed by the time of election!

But you know, my name has an umlaut over it because of cultural authenticity and I can't manage it on AoS. I'm offended.

Posted by: PJ at July 19, 2019 04:20 PM (qlTN9)

376 Somebody's socking raimondo. He's making more sense that usual today.


Maybe they just got a more intelligent chicken to peck at the keys.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 04:20 PM (oVJmc)

377
well thank god she clarified that in time for the weekend
Posted by: redleg

======

LOL

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 04:20 PM (M9ntN)

378 OT but sad news for the GOP and trump, favorite daughter, Ilhan Omar (D-ISIS) was welcomed back to Minnesota with an airport lounge fete of dozen of well wishers. Seems like trump's not the only one to draw a crowd.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 19, 2019 04:20 PM (JziUy)

379
Why do we get trolls that went to urban public schools? Can't we get literate ones at least?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 04:20 PM (nr7NV)

380 Fuck xer and the horse xhe rode in on

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2019 04:20 PM (Xf2dJ)

381 Rule, Britannia, Britannia used to rule the waves...
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (/Fmtj)


Now it's "Drool, Britannia ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:20 PM (bul8j)

382 Next question were these tankers inbound or out? Did Iran need the oil or just ship?

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (BbGew)

383 "Dozens of well wishers" for Omar

vs

Thousands of people who can't get into a massive venue for Trump.

Trump should be terrified.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (VyAV0)

384 fakest indian since that crying italian fuck in the canoe.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (KP5rU)

385 my pronouns are groot/groot

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (JziUy)

386 Don't we keep saying for Britain to take care of it themselves?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:18 PM (VyAV0)


I would be happy to help them by bombing the living shit out Iran, but the Brits have to beg for it and have to beg for a merciless bombing ("like Bomber Harris had come back to life") explicitly.

Other than that, iranian ships should start sinking, anyway. Just because ... they've had something big coming since 1979.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (6fsOH)

387 One night, drunk, we dragged a manhole cover up and tossed that fucker off (after checking to make sure we weren't going to kill anyone - we had a spotter).

It landed perfectly flat on concrete sidewalk below.
.........

missed me ha ha

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

388 None of us can be really free until we can choose our own adjectives. Mine are handsome, smart and strong.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Rich, hung, & generous.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (ql3m8)

389 * adjusts baggies and huarache sandals *
Posted by: The Moose at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (DMUuz)


Surfin' USA

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (aS1PU)

390 How about spouse as a little compromise?

I thought "boo" is the new fashionable term of endearment.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (pPNCa)

391 "Dozens of well wishers" for Omar

Was her husband/brother there?

Posted by: Hannity at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (O2RFr)

392 I got my preferred pronoun from ace a couple of weeks ago when we we discussing the dem debates. He said he'd have threads on them but not use a....

'Third-party live blog widget'

Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (cF8AT)

393
Everyone has to use induction cooktops forever more, unless you can afford to move somewhere else in the east bay.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee in hand

======

There's a loophole, something to the effect of "unless you have a very good case why you should be exempt." I leave it to your imagination what a good case would be.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 04:22 PM (M9ntN)

394 the tankers in and of themselves are not important - and Iran will probably let the crews go, because they are insignificant pawns. It may be best to use this to massively increase the sanctions, until the day Iran is begging to give them back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 04:22 PM (Kpl3J)

395 shouldn't raimondo be counting toothpicks on the floor somewhere?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 04:22 PM (KP5rU)

396 Which candidate will be the first to announce alternate pronouns as their preferred? Xir/ xim

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2019 04:22 PM (dNzKv)

397 I've decided my pronouns are:

Oxygen-Breathing Carbon-Based Earth-Bound Life-Form/Bob

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:22 PM (NoKAc)

398 333
I think a 23 year old is a Zoomer rather than a Millennial.



Where is the dividing line?

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (x+F96)

2000, I thought.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 04:22 PM (t6MX/)

399 394 the tankers in and of themselves are not important - and Iran will probably let the crews go, because they are insignificant pawns. It may be best to use this to massively increase the sanctions, until the day Iran is begging to give them back.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 04:22 PM (Kpl3J)

==========

Then take the sailors back and increase sanctions again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (VyAV0)

400 I'll just call her Beth Brewski and she can suck the head off of my pint.

Posted by: Fritz at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (kLDv+)

401 ot


SantaMonicaProblems
@SantaMonicaProb

Typical day of shopping in #SantaMonica. Did you know because of #prop47 you can shoplifting up to $950/day and only receive a citation? Bums walk into our stores and take whatever they want. This guy even threatens to sue the guard @vons Wilshire


over at citizen free press

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (vEIlU)

402 And yet w is actually 2 vowels, but is now considered a consonant. Go figure.

The Roman "V" was both a consonant (our wuh-sound, apparently) and a vowel (basically, our 'U.)

The double-you (W) is really a double-V.

Also, the letter J was originally a variant form of 'I'-- it pulled double-duty also for the Romans. And like the V, the consonant sound shifted. In this case, from a "yuh" sound.

Anyway.

So "Julius" is properly written "IVLIVS" and probably pronounced more like "you-lee-us."

My other favorite Latin alphabet factoid is that for a long time, they didn't have the letter 'Z', but stuck it at the end when they decided they needed to transliterate Greek words with 'zeta.'

Posted by: LANCIVS MCCORMICVS at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (l8gTz)

403 351 Wazzu?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Oregon State, Class of 85.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (NoKAc)


students of Corvallis >>> students of Eugene

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (sy5kK)

404 "Dozens of well wishers" for Omar

---

I said dozen

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (JziUy)

405 comment not found

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (VyAV0)

406 Just found a documentary on Harlan Ellison - Dreams with Sharp Teeth

Interesting. And shows what pygmies many modern writers are. Or denizens of the Petri dish to borrow from Harlan when he lambasts Judith Kranz and Tom Clancy

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (RnxWP)

407 Why do we get trolls that went to urban public schools?

--------

Maybe public schools in Myanmar or something. That dude does not even speak introductory level English.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (AzW6q)

408 dammit...just missed it

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (VyAV0)

409 395 Shouldn't raimondo be counting teeth on the floor?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (C1Lsn)

410 How about spouse as a little compromise?

I thought "boo" is the new fashionable term of endearment.
Posted by: Basement Cat


Bae.

(Danish for poop)

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (ql3m8)

411 Is there a list of approved pronouns? Oh here it is. Wait my pronouns are not on this list. I want to see them on the list stat! And if I hqve to tell you what my pronoun is for you to put it on the list Imma sue you for macrohateagression.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Hipless at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (9dzlp)

412
SantaMonicaProblems
@SantaMonicaProb

Typical day of shopping in #SantaMonica. Did you know because of #prop47 you can shoplifting up to $950/day and only receive a citation? Bums walk into our stores and take whatever they want. This guy even threatens to sue the guard @vons Wilshire



Not a sign of a society that is long for this world.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 04:24 PM (oVJmc)

413 It's Friday.. Wonder what's gonna drop/

Posted by: Hannity at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (O2RFr)

414 332 Aren't Okies the ones that rushed into the Territory when it was opened up for non-Indian settlers...and the Sooners the ones that snuck in the day before to get the good spots?

Not so great optics
Posted by: Oldcat

Okie is a resident, native, or cultural descendant of Oklahoma.
Sooners are the ones that snuck in early.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (ql3m


How do you see "Sooner" in Spanish?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (bul8j)

415 Sharkman,
I was a freshman gymnast at OSU in 1985. Ypu ever go to a meet?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (JlT9X)

416 Oberlin's Meredith Raimondo should be looking into retiring

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (RnxWP)

417 I have moved beyond pronouns and find the use of pronouns to be offensive.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (dNzKv)

418 students of Corvallis >>> students of Eugene

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


I graduated out of OSU in 3.5 years. My brother went to Oregon and graduated in 7.

I rate your comment = TRUE

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (NoKAc)

419 412
SantaMonicaProblems
@SantaMonicaProb

Typical day of shopping in #SantaMonica. Did you know because of #prop47 you can shoplifting up to $950/day and only receive a citation? Bums walk into our stores and take whatever they want. This guy even threatens to sue the guard @vons Wilshire


Not a sign of a society that is long for this world.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 04:24 PM (oVJmc)

=========

Thank God for federalism, at least the little we have left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (VyAV0)

420 Confusion begets confusion.

When I hear a story that refers to a "transgender man or woman", I honestly don't know what the fk they are talking about. Before or after. I also don't give a shit, but I don't like being confused.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (/Fmtj)

421 409: well yeah, but i would get in trouble for encouraging such a thing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (KP5rU)

422 SantaMonicaProblems
@SantaMonicaProb

Typical day of shopping in #SantaMonica. Did you know because of #prop47 you can shoplifting up to $950/day and only receive a citation? Bums walk into our stores and take whatever they want.


If they steal $1000 worth of stuff they throw a $50 bill down and leave.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (bul8j)

423 Slightly off topic, but in references to the sidebar on Ted Kennedy, did Mary jo's parents sue him?

And what about the Bessettes, who, one could argue, lost two daughters due to JFK Jr's negligence?

What about the girl who had an accident in RFK Jrs car, and wound up paralyzed from the waist down?

None of these people sued the Kennedy's? Did they even try/







Posted by: Mike at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (WWn8/)

424 409 395 Shouldn't raimondo be counting teeth on the floor?
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (C1Lsn)

I like where your head is at.
And her teeth.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 04:26 PM (xJa6I)

425 Wow Sharkman. And I thought I knew some world class vandals. Makes M80's on sliding glass doors seem like child's play.

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 04:26 PM (v0R5T)

426 Lemmie fix that for you:

"Henceforthe and Forever, All Public Policy in These United States Shall Be Determined By The Lunatic Desires of The Tiniest Fraction of Psychopaths Possible, if, and only if those desires are contrary to western culture and common sense, including any and all policies that seek to destroy, demean and degrade the cultural norms and foundations of public health and well being and civic virtue Administered To The General Populace, Without Vaseline, If Necessary."

Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 04:26 PM (q177U)

427 I have moved beyond pronouns and find the use of pronouns to be offensive.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (dNzKv)


Ricky Henderson did that years ago.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 04:26 PM (aS1PU)

428 Sharkman,

I was a freshman gymnast at OSU in 1985. Ypu ever go to a meet?

Posted by: Nurse ratched


I never did, sadly. I was strictly a basketball fanatic back then. Now I am going to go dig up my yearbook and see if I can find a pic of you to post!

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:26 PM (NoKAc)

429 Ima 'bout to go outside and take a hatchet to the Comcast box. DAMN THIS SLOW INTERNET ALL TO HELL.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 04:26 PM (ptqGC)

430 Rhode Island has Governor Raimondo, a real piece of work.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 19, 2019 04:26 PM (C1Lsn)

431 "say" not "see"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:26 PM (bul8j)

432 406 Just found a documentary on Harlan Ellison - Dreams with Sharp Teeth

Interesting. And shows what pygmies many modern writers are. Or denizens of the Petri dish to borrow from Harlan when he lambasts Judith Kranz and Tom Clancy


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (RnxWP)


My father loved him.

Proabably because they're both raging assholes.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 04:26 PM (UnA8+)

433 How do you see "Sooner" in Spanish?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Antes

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (ql3m8)

434 430 Rhode Island has Governor Raimondo, a real piece of work.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 19, 2019 04:26 PM (C1Lsn)

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No wonder JackStraw tokes up so much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (VyAV0)

435 @realDonaldTrump

Just spoke to @KanyeWest about his friend A$AP Rocky's incarceration. I will be calling the very talented Prime Minister of Sweden to see what we can do about helping A$AP Rocky. So many people would like to see this quickly resolved!

Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (cF8AT)

436 Remember those Immortals who finely snuck around and got us? Not a woman among them. They were Xer he's.

Posted by: zombie Leonidas at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (DMUuz)

437 It's Friday.. Wonder what's gonna drop/

Posted by: Hannity at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (O2RFr)
........

manhole covers, Quasar TV's and bed frames.
Buckle up!

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (v0R5T)

438
OT but sad news for the GOP and trump, favorite daughter, Ilhan Omar (D-ISIS) was welcomed back to Minnesota with an airport lounge fete of dozen of well wishers. Seems like trump's not the only one to draw a crowd.
Posted by: Keto not Beto

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Maybe it all comes out at some point. And like Anthony Wiener and John Edwards, she'll have to disappear. Maybe go the way of Tiwana Brawley, defiant to the end but treated to a case of amnesia by her erstwhile fervent lefty supporters.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (M9ntN)

439 How about spouse as a little compromise?

-
Spoofs?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (+y/Ru)

440 Hiawatha is woke.

Posted by: usntakim at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (e9E8u)

441 sad news for the GOP and trump, favorite daughter, Ilhan Omar (D-ISIS) was welcomed back to Minnesota with an airport lounge fete of dozen of well wishers. Seems like trump's not the only one to draw a crowd.

No idea who this poster is but that is pure comedy fold.

A dozen well-wishers! Haha!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee in hand at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (cyuo5)

442 I guess we'll see exactly what the British spine is made of nowadays.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (dNzKv)

443 >>>It's Friday.. Wonder what's gonna drop/
Posted by: Hannity at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (O2RFr)

What a week! I think maybe sanity points are dropping.

Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (q177U)

444 OT: MaritimeTraffic.com reporting the LR2 Poseidon has armed guards on board.

Flying under a Hong Kong flag.

/so, ya'll remember the Mahdi? It's a Shia thing. Cause a world war that kills everyone and brings back the Profit. The world then lives in peace under islam.

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (AkkRZ)

445 396 Which candidate will be the first to announce alternate pronouns as their preferred? Xir/ xim
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2019 04:22 PM (dNzKv)

I seriously wouldn't be surprised to see one using they/their. That one seems to be popular lately.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (Ez6QX)

446 413; hannity, here's a hint; not a fucking thing. gonna be an early night.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (KP5rU)

447 "Fuckface" is universal.

As in, "Hey, fuckface!" See? Perfect.

Posted by: Fritz at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (kLDv+)

448 the Brits should give the Iranians 24-48 hours to release the crews unharmed under threat of massive retaliation.

If they release the crew, they should retaliate anyway.

Oh, and John Jerry should be arrested in a pre-dawn, guns-drawn raid because of his involvement.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (NFEMn)

449 445 396 Which candidate will be the first to announce alternate pronouns as their preferred? Xir/ xim
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2019 04:22 PM (dNzKv)

I seriously wouldn't be surprised to see one using they/their. That one seems to be popular lately.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (Ez6QX)

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Castro.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:28 PM (VyAV0)

450 407 Why do we get trolls that went to urban public schools?

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Maybe public schools in Myanmar or something. That dude does not even speak introductory level English.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (AzW6q)


So he's a valedictorian from an urban public school.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:28 PM (bul8j)

451 Sharkman,
I went to a ton of basketball games on Ralph Miller court. A C Green was a senior.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 04:28 PM (JlT9X)

452
Typical day of shopping in #SantaMonica. Did you know because of #prop47 you can shoplifting up to $950/day and only receive a citation? Bums walk into our stores and take whatever they want. This guy even threatens to sue the guard @vons Wilshire

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Watched the video. It's hard to see his face, but I'm pretty sure I saw that he has "CANAL ZEK" tattooed to his forehead.

CA is a nightmare.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 04:28 PM (AzW6q)

453 Never heard of A$AP Rocky before and don't give a shit what happens to it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 04:28 PM (hjaPQ)

454 Slightly off topic, but in references to the sidebar on Ted Kennedy, did Mary jo's parents sue him?

And what about the Bessettes, who, one could argue, lost two daughters due to JFK Jr's negligence?

What about the girl who had an accident in RFK Jrs car, and wound up paralyzed from the waist down?

None of these people sued the Kennedy's? Did they even try/

Posted by: Mike


Fellow travelers. True adherents to the cause.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:28 PM (ql3m8)

455 : chavez the hugo

Just had a feeling something was gonna happen

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 04:28 PM (O2RFr)

456 406 Just found a documentary on Harlan Ellison - Dreams with Sharp Teeth

Interesting. And shows what pygmies many modern writers are. Or denizens of the Petri dish to borrow from Harlan when he lambasts Judith Kranz and Tom Clancy
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (RnxWP)

Having ready all three, I'd rather read Tom Clancy.

Harlan was a legit good writer once, but he crawled up his own ass back in the 70's and never emerged.

He gave birth to the modern Leftists and then complained when they spit on him. (see Connie Willis)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (xJa6I)

457 I'm glad that Lizzie felt the need to tell us what gender she is. Knowing their preferred pronouns is the first thing I look for in a President.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (+0VWg)

458 454
Fellow travelers. True adherents to the cause.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:28 PM (ql3m

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Protecting Edward Kennedy was more important to them than getting justice for their daughter.

Because they are good people. They vote Democrat.

Seriously, politics should never be this important to anyone ever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (VyAV0)

459 Does Santa Monica need another old half blind driver on the street?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (ILUPz)

460
Ima 'bout to go outside and take a hatchet to the Comcast box. DAMN THIS SLOW INTERNET ALL TO HELL.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

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Ma'am, if you do this, the terrorists win.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (M9ntN)

461 >>OT but sad news for the GOP and trump, favorite daughter, Ilhan Omar (D-ISIS) was welcomed back to Minnesota with an airport lounge fete of dozen of well wishers. Seems like trump's not the only one to draw a crowd.

Totally not staged, you guys!

#IStandWithIlhan hashtag FINALLy takes off after rolling this out every few weeks!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (bDqIh)

462 It's an interesting strategic problem with Iran - clearly, they want to provoke a military attack. That alone should give anyone pause as to how to respond. The enemy always has plans you aren't aware of, so beware when he tries to push you into doing something.

So, is there anything that can be done to hurt Iran that does NOT involve a military strike? I think there still is. They ship oil as well - one option is to simply begin seizing all tankers carrying their crude, all over the world.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (Kpl3J)

463 I ain't never been to heaven, but I been to Oklahoma.

Posted by: Hoyt Axton at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (Jj+59)

464 As in, "Hey, fuckface!" See? Perfect.
Posted by: Fritz at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (kLDv+)


What do you want?

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 04:30 PM (aS1PU)

465 461 >>OT but sad news for the GOP and trump, favorite daughter, Ilhan Omar (D-ISIS) was welcomed back to Minnesota with an airport lounge fete of dozen of well wishers. Seems like trump's not the only one to draw a crowd.

Totally not staged, you guys!

#IStandWithIlhan hashtag FINALLy takes off after rolling this out every few weeks!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (bDqIh)

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*Trump's poll numbers all increase*

*Democrats struggle to form strategy around shit stains in pants*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:30 PM (VyAV0)

466 Is fucker considered a pronoun?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 04:30 PM (O2RFr)

467 Fellow travelers. True adherents to the cause.
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Good Democrats!

Posted by: Mollie Tibbetts' Dad at July 19, 2019 04:30 PM (JcXHH)

468 well of course, xhe did.

but now Berkeley MUST change its name! it's named after a cis-normative MALE !

Posted by: WaldoTJ at July 19, 2019 04:30 PM (M1MpJ)

469 I seriously wouldn't be surprised to see one using they/their. That one seems to be popular lately.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (Ez6QX)


We was just talking about that.

I figure if we're worried about agreement in number now, anything goes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:30 PM (bul8j)

470 Hahahaha

Robin Williams on Harlan Ellison, "he's like a skin graft on a leper."

Harlan sued James Cameron over Terminator and won. Wow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 04:31 PM (RnxWP)

471 donna, nothing ever happens. wouldn't surprise me to see epstein walk. spacey did.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 04:31 PM (KP5rU)

472 Speaking of Hannity, does he get paid by the word?? He vomits out EVERYTHING every time he opens his mouth, he holds nothing in reserve.
Listening in the car, he has an Iran "expert' on, but instead of him letting this guy talk, he just spews his nonsense and as soon as the guy begins to speak, it's time for a commercial.

I got to my destination so I didn't hear any more, but I imagine that when they came back from the break, he reiterated all his talking points again.....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 04:31 PM (NFEMn)

473 >>Typical day of shopping in #SantaMonica. Did you know because of #prop47 you can shoplifting up to $950/day and only receive a citation?

That's just. . . Wow.
Homelessness + illegal immigration + lawlessness on theft = HELL

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 04:31 PM (bDqIh)

474 470 Hahahaha

Robin Williams on Harlan Ellison, "he's like a skin graft on a leper."

Harlan sued James Cameron over Terminator and won. Wow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 04:31 PM (RnxWP)

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I don't think anyone ever called Cameron original.

Talented, sure, but that may have had as much to do with Gale Ann Hurd than Cameron.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:31 PM (VyAV0)

475 So, is there anything that can be done to hurt Iran that does NOT involve a military strike? I think there still is. They ship oil as well - one option is to simply begin seizing all tankers carrying their crude, all over the world.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Total sanction blockade. No food. No medicine. Nothing gets in.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:32 PM (ql3m8)

476 So, is there anything that can be done to hurt Iran that does NOT involve a military strike?

Send them the liberals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:32 PM (bul8j)

477 Iran now has seized two British tankers. The British Foreign Secretary is "very concerned".

Stiff upper lip and all that chaps.

I can't imagine their Navy is happy With the civilian cucks at the moment.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 04:32 PM (k93bx)

478 Wow Sharkman. And I thought I knew some world class vandals. Makes M80's on sliding glass doors seem like child's play.

Posted by: wth


Oregon State has a quad-shaped collection of dorm buildings, the inside grass of which was always festooned with beautiful coeds in bikinis during springtime. My dorm was one of them.

The water balloon slingshot we created could fire from the 5th floor and pretty much hit anyone wherever we chose to aim at. And we had it very well concealed.

We were ahead of our time.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:32 PM (NoKAc)

479 Heh, Three Dog Night was my first concert

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 04:32 PM (ILUPz)

480 It's an interesting strategic problem with Iran - clearly, they want to provoke a military attack. That alone should give anyone pause as to how to respond. The enemy always has plans you aren't aware of, so beware when he tries to push you into doing something.


If it were my ship I wouldn't care what the iranians think they're doing and I would bomb Tehran back to the Stone Age. Three times. Just to be sure.

That country needs to be taken apart like Genghis Khan just came riding through all pissed off.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:32 PM (6fsOH)

481
Cause a world war that kills everyone and brings back the Profit.

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So then...

1 - Kill everyone in World War
2 - ???
3 - Profit!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 04:32 PM (M9ntN)

482 Is fucker considered a pronoun?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 04:30 PM (O2RFr)


It is every part of grammar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZkb4TPI-Lo

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 04:32 PM (aS1PU)

483 477 Iran now has seized two British tankers. The British Foreign Secretary is "very concerned".

Stiff upper lip and all that chaps.


I'm on it!

Posted by: Chamberlain at July 19, 2019 04:32 PM (O2RFr)

484 472 Speaking of Hannity, does he get paid by the word?? He vomits out EVERYTHING every time he opens his mouth, he holds nothing in reserve. "

And he loves to say "LATE BREAKING NEWS EXCLUSIVE TO THIS BROADCAST!!!!"

and then he'll talk about something we've been talking about on this blog since 8 in the morning.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 04:33 PM (Kpl3J)

485 I was a freshman gymnast at OSU in 1985. Ypu ever go to a meet?



Posted by: Nurse ratched


Nurse is limber!

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 04:33 PM (gmo/4)

486 None of these people sued the Kennedy's? Did they even try/

Posted by: Mike


Fellow travelers. True adherents to the cause.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:28 PM (ql3m

They were probably quietly paid off.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 04:33 PM (NFEMn)

487 Paul Joseph Watson
@PrisonPlanet

An article in Time Magazine calls for special courses to be introduced in schools to teach kids that mass migration is a positive thing in order to combat the"extremist" view that it isn't.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 04:33 PM (RBOtF)

488 474 470 Hahahaha

Robin Williams on Harlan Ellison, "he's like a skin graft on a leper."

Harlan sued James Cameron over Terminator and won. Wow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 04:31 PM (RnxWP)

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I don't think anyone ever called Cameron original.

Talented, sure, but that may have had as much to do with Gale Ann Hurd than Cameron.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:31 PM (VyAV0)

Cameron is a thief.
He's a thief that excels at audience manipulation. See Titanic, Avatar, Battle Angel Alita.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 04:33 PM (xJa6I)

489 My name? Biomale. Hetero Biomale.

Posted by: Hetero Biomale at July 19, 2019 04:33 PM (mvUP9)

490 I'm glad that Lizzie felt the need to tell us what
gender she is. Knowing their preferred pronouns is the first thing I
look for in a President.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (+0VWg)



To be perfectly honest, she's the kind of woman who has a certain asexuality about her. I've met women like her before, and whether it seems unkind to say or not, so be it... most of them are Catholic nuns.


So I'm always genuinely surprised when I find out she's married, has children, and now grandchildren. She just doesn't seem like the type.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 04:34 PM (a2xio)

491 A successful buffalo hunt to you and yours, Lizzie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 04:34 PM (ClOmq)

492 So, is there anything that can be done to hurt Iran that does NOT involve a military strike?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM


Tanned. Rested. READY.

Posted by: James Taylor at July 19, 2019 04:34 PM (DMUuz)

493 472 Speaking of Hannity, does he get paid by the word?? He vomits out EVERYTHING every time he opens his mouth, he holds nothing in reserve.
Listening in the car, he has an Iran "expert' on, but instead of him letting this guy talk, he just spews his nonsense and as soon as the guy begins to speak, it's time for a commercial.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 04:31 PM (NFEMn)


I find him completely unlistenable.

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 04:34 PM (xjiRE)

494 Protecting Edward Kennedy was more important to them than getting justice for their daughter.

Because they are good people. They vote Democrat.

Seriously, politics should never be this important to anyone ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (VyAV0)


See also the Steinles. I believe that they were all-in on supporting the a-hole who murdered their daughter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:34 PM (bul8j)

Iran Seizes British-Flagged, Swedish-Owned Tanker, Takes Crew Hostage;
Taking Tanker to Revolutionary Guard Complex
Another Tanker Seized



Update: Another tanker was seized by the terrorist state of Iran.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:21 PM




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1 First

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 02:21 PM (Ez6QX)

2 It looks like Iran really wants to start a war. Or, they think Trump will do anything to avoid a war.

Posted by: Hammy at July 19, 2019 02:22 PM (3ZtZW)

3 It's a strange day at sea, sir!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 02:22 PM (gC2IV)

4 The Shit Just Hit The Fan.

Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 02:22 PM (I5SAg)

5 More rum, sodomy and the lash!

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 02:22 PM (cspJy)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

7
willowed, but prescient comment from the previous thread: PDT's plan is simple. And the Persians know it. He is going to bankrupt
them. They want to start a war and he's just going to sit back and laugh
at them while they starve.

Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 02:23 PM (I5SAg)

8 Didn't GB just send a destroyer to the gulf?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 02:23 PM (gC2IV)

9 I assume the SAS is still badass?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 02:23 PM (sjdRT)

10 Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran.......

Posted by: Zombie John McCain's Tumor at July 19, 2019 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

11 They want to start a war and he's just going to sit back and laugh at them while they starve.

See also : Reagan / USSR

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 02:23 PM (cspJy)

12 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 02:24 PM (ql3m8)

13 Bet a couple of those crew are Iranian assets. The description is that the tanker wandered inexplicably off course and into Iranian waters.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 02:24 PM (37IEG)

14 Stealing Somalian pirates thunder, just like those Persians

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 02:24 PM (ILUPz)

15 We shoot down their drone that they stole from us thanks to Barky, and they grab a Brit/Swedish oil tanker. The game of Life, or Strategy.

Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 02:24 PM (oGBso)

16
Richard Spencer! REEEEEEE!

Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 02:24 PM (ym5eo)

17 Maybe the Swedes will send in their Navy Seals? LOL.

Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 02:24 PM (I5SAg)

18 If John Kerry were still Sec of State, this would never have happened because he would have given the tanker to the Iranians as a token of our good intentions

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2019 02:24 PM (ZqRa6)

19 Interesting that the oil markets are still mostly flat. Rand Paul is our main hope?

Posted by: Riskin_the_Ban_Hammer at July 19, 2019 02:24 PM (sYV5O)

20 Has anyone thought of sending them a pallet full of cash?

Posted by: BHO at July 19, 2019 02:25 PM (FJYfm)

21 Whoa. This is a big deal.

Posted by: Bosk at July 19, 2019 02:25 PM (9m9TT)

22 Iran needs to be taken care of, If you think they are going to fall from within you are dreaming

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 02:25 PM (BqBId)

23 Time for a strongly worded letter!

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 19, 2019 02:25 PM (F3TDN)

24 Since it is British flagged - they should deal with it.

Of course, they won't and will expect the U.S. to do something.

But sure, Europe is our allies and NATO is important for some reason, despite Europe contributing almost nothing toward defense.

Posted by: Hammy at July 19, 2019 02:25 PM (3ZtZW)

25 Stratego! or maybe Risk!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 19, 2019 02:25 PM (r+sAi)

26 9 I assume the SAS is still badass?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 02:23 PM (sjdRT)

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They were until the govt took away their stabby things.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 02:25 PM (gC2IV)

27 so they are escalating assuming what?

This is what you get when Kerry /progressives interfere and decide chaos is better than being found out for the scuz they are.

Posted by: willow at July 19, 2019 02:25 PM (r/xAU)

28 Forget James Taylor, we need Dan Fogelberg for this one!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 02:25 PM (AURKQ)

29 All hell is gonna break loose.

Posted by: The guy who always says all hell is gonna break loose at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (cspJy)

30 >>willowed, but prescient comment from the previous thread: PDT's plan is simple. And the Persians know it. He is going to bankrupt
them. They want to start a war and he's just going to sit back and laugh
at them while they starve.

Well, yea.

If we had a real media this would have been known to everyone 2 years ago. Tweeters from Iran have been reporting on the crumbling of the Iranian economy since the day Trump tore up Obama's Iran deal.

They have two choices, relent and negotiate in good faith or start a war which will destroy them.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (K/2j/)

31
Iran should thank their lucky stars that this isn't 1850 when the British would've done something about it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (TAmPV)

32 We should start a twitter campaign!!

--Obama

Posted by: Hammy at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (3ZtZW)

33 SAS? Silly Ass Strippers. The badass days of SAS were over BEFORE the white men put two white men on the moon.

Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (I5SAg)

34 NATO. Where the T stands for Tard.

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

35 We should send James Taylor over.

Posted by: John Kerry at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (r+sAi)

36 28
Forget James Taylor, we need Dan Fogelberg for this one!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 02:25 PM (AURKQ)
no! Steely Dan!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (37IEG)

37 "Forget James Taylor, we need Dan Fogelberg for this one!"


Ummm, yeah, about that...

Posted by: Grim Reaper at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (FJYfm)

38 13 Bet a couple of those crew are Iranian assets. The description is that the tanker wandered inexplicably off course and into Iranian waters.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 02:24 PM (37IEG)

Interesting.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (Ez6QX)

39 This is what cruise missiles are for. Also, sorry crew but we can't allow you to be used as hostages.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (RD7QR)

40 not our circus
not our monkeys


Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (d7Ww2)

41 But sure, Europe is our allies and NATO is important for some reason, despite Europe contributing almost nothing toward defense.
Posted by: Hammy at July 19, 2019 02:25 PM (3ZtZW)


The overtime costs for Germany will be prohibitive.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (aS1PU)

42 Heshmat Alavi @HeshmatAlavi
Asked about concerns over a clash with Iran, President Trump says: "No... we have the most deadly ships, we don't want to have to use them but... we hope for their sake they don't do anything foolish... if they do they're going to pay a price like nobody's ever paid a price."

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (BqBId)

43 another hostage crisis, Brits will kiss ass. I wonder if this has anything to do with the arms shipments mixed in with food that docked in Brussels. Iranians in Europe are well armed.

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (U7k5w)

44 31
Iran should thank their lucky stars that this isn't 1850 when the British would've done something about it.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (TAmPV)

More rum, sodomy and the lash!

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 02:27 PM (cspJy)

45 I guess the Brits and Sweden need to do something about it.

Not my monkeys.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2019 02:27 PM (YA914)

46
Bold move pushing the Aliies closer together Cotton. Lets see how it play out.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:27 PM (8XRCm)

47 #BringBackOurOil

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

48 so where is our betters? Investigating why Kerry felt free to interfere in policy with Iran?

why would Iran be so bold??

Posted by: willow at July 19, 2019 02:27 PM (r/xAU)

49 Perhaps it would confuse them if we ran away some more?

Posted by: The British at July 19, 2019 02:27 PM (gC2IV)

50 I fairly sure those lonely Iranian soldiers/seamen just want to drink liquor and dance.

Posted by: Fritz at July 19, 2019 02:27 PM (kLDv+)

51 Trump should send over Yoko Ono.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 02:27 PM (AURKQ)

52 #Bringback our Tanker!

Posted by: Moose Obama at July 19, 2019 02:27 PM (37IEG)

53
Sounds like this is going to end in a tanker trade.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 19, 2019 02:27 PM (r+sAi)

54 Operation Black Buck 2.0 is a go. What do you mean you retired all the Vulcans!? Send the SBS and SAS then. Go ahead and hit 16 Princes Gate while we're at it.

Posted by: Maggie Thatcher at July 19, 2019 02:27 PM (fUlFY)

55 Oil Tanker Captain: Bring me my brown pants!!!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 19, 2019 02:27 PM (TB7HE)

56 Where is Soothi with all this talk of Monkeys?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 02:27 PM (sjdRT)

57 Guess we will see if Britain is ready to join the Caliphate, or a Lion

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 02:27 PM (BbGew)

58 More rum, sodomy and the lash!
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 02:27 PM (cspJy)

"lash" is actually Farsi for goat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko just made that up. at July 19, 2019 02:28 PM (AURKQ)

59 Another vote for letting the Brits handle it.

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 02:28 PM (xjiRE)

60 While I hope the crew come through it all intact, I imagine the rest of the show will be amusing in a sad sort of way as the once mighty Great Britainistan tries to do something about this without offending anyone or using nasty weapons.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 19, 2019 02:28 PM (pbg54)

61 no! Steely Dan!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (37IEG)


A pretty darn good band named after a dildo.

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

62 Wait until the Iranian captors try the green Jell-O and lutifisk

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 02:28 PM (ILUPz)

63 Let the Brits and Swedes deal with this. They just love Kerry's Iranian plan. Let them enjoy the fruits of it. OK if we keep our military assets in the area, but stay out of this one.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 19, 2019 02:28 PM (N39Ws)

64 57: caliohate

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 02:28 PM (U7k5w)

65 First, to read the content.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 02:28 PM (t6MX/)

66 The trick will be to nick them so it hurts but not enough to start a war.

Posted by: Blue Collar Red Neck at July 19, 2019 02:28 PM (Hwt6E)

67 Forget James Taylor, we need Dan Fogelberg for this one!
Posted by: Warai-otoko

..............

I am otherwise detained!

Posted by: zombie Dan Fogelberg at July 19, 2019 02:28 PM (so+oy)

68 Pallets of Ft. Knox gold bars. Oops, it's empty now. Still got plenty of IOUs, swearsies

Posted by: Common Tater at July 19, 2019 02:28 PM (psL96)

69 1
First

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 02:21 PM (Ez6QX)

Back to work, missy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 02:28 PM (t6MX/)

70
It's going to be a fun day when Trump offers via Twitter to accept Iran's total political surrender.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 02:29 PM (M9ntN)

71 Hey I though Britain was still a party to the Iran inspections regime and an Iranian trade partner?


Funny way to treat a partner.


Any way, let the Brits deal with it.

Those fucks are fist deep in the Deep State Coup attempt against Trump.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 19, 2019 02:29 PM (4mP2A)

72 More proof that the sanctions are working.

They're now down to stealing oil.

LOLGF!

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

73 Britain should really not get all wee-wee'd up about this. Have they considered just surrendering to The Prophet?

Posted by: Baraka O. at July 19, 2019 02:29 PM (eAZVt)

74 All hell is gonna break loose.
********
http://bit.ly/2Z37q98

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 02:29 PM (BqBId)

75 66 The trick will be to nick them so it hurts but not enough to start a war.
Posted by: Blue Collar Red Neck at July 19, 2019 02:28 PM (Hwt6E)

The trick is to smash them so hard and so thoroughly that there won't even be a war.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 02:29 PM (AURKQ)

76 Maybe the Swedes will send in their Navy Seals? LOL.


Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 02:24 PM



To save *us*?

Posted by: Filipino Merchant Crewmen on Swedish-owned, British-flagged Vessel at July 19, 2019 02:29 PM (tOP4K)

77 Willowed:
What amazes me is we have multi-million assets
floating around with no protection. Just a brief look shows that a
supertanker in 2006 costs $125 million before the oil. Add in 2 million
barrels for a tanker at about $55 for $110 million. How can you have no
protection for your vessels?


Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 19, 2019 02:25 PM (J70i0)

Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 19, 2019 02:29 PM (J70i0)

78
"Not my circus, not my monkeys." - Theresa May

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 02:29 PM (nr7NV)

79 Maybe the Swedes will send in their Navy Seals? LOL.


Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 02:24 PM (I5SAg)


*claps flippers*
Ork, Ork, Ork, Ork, Ork!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 02:29 PM (hLRSq)

80 Gordon Lightfoot, with ivory pistols and intimidating epaulets.

Posted by: klaftern at July 19, 2019 02:29 PM (RuIsu)

81 Tell England to send a giant Trump in a diaper balloon held by snagged-toothed cucks in to confront them.

Sweden can assist by sending #strongwomen to give them conciliatory handies.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2019 02:30 PM (YA914)

82 Do you think Iran would trade the 23 hostages straight up for Ilhan Omar?

Posted by: Ted K. at July 19, 2019 02:30 PM (FJYfm)

83 Thatcher is gone. The Brits will grease up and part the stiff upper lip.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 02:30 PM (cb/hk)

84 Kids if you want some fun

Mr. LePage is your man

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:30 PM (K/2j/)

85 75: Don't be a Carter, Mrs May.

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 02:30 PM (U7k5w)

86

The Swedish Marine Commando are quite good but very limited and really intended for service in their own waters or in conjunction with a larger Force. This is an SBS or Royal Marine job.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealet at July 19, 2019 02:30 PM (re3cI)

87 Why are Muslims the only ones allowed to outwardly project force anymore?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 02:30 PM (SVJkJ)

88 They have the crew now - so any action would be an act of war.




Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 02:30 PM (37IEG)

89
Trump should send over Yoko Ono.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 02:27 PM (AURKQ)








It'd be more humane to blanket the whole country with Sarin gas, then nuke the twitching survivors.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2019 02:30 PM (veoSD)

90 I will second what others are saying, this is a British and Swedish problem. There is a reason vessels are flagged.

Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 19, 2019 02:31 PM (J70i0)

91 It'd be more humane to blanket the whole country with Sarin gas, then nuke the twitching survivors.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2019 02:30 PM (veoSD)

At least it would sound more pleasant.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 02:31 PM (AURKQ)

92 So, all those Catholic Filipinos are being urged to convert to the Church of Satan?

Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 02:31 PM (I5SAg)

93 Jeebus, they fucked with the Vikings.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 02:31 PM (2TR6I)

94
"Not my circus, not my monkeys." - Theresa May

------

Sorry m'lady..... but because of your immigration policies, those are indeed YOUR monkeys running around the streets of Londonistan....... and the calliope music you hear IS from your circus....

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:31 PM (8XRCm)

95 >Trump should send over Yoko Ono.



Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 02:27 PM (AURKQ)



Which moron got us subjected to a whole Yoko thread?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 02:31 PM (sjdRT)

96 Holy Smokes, how did I not know that Dan Fogelberg was dead? And a long time ago too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 19, 2019 02:31 PM (r+sAi)

97 89
Trump should send over Yoko Ono.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 02:27 PM (AURKQ)



It'd be more humane to blanket the whole country with Sarin gas, then nuke the twitching survivors.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2019 02:30 PM (veoSD)

I'd rather like Yoko to sign, and then nuke the twitching survivors.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 02:31 PM (cspJy)

98 83
Thatcher is gone. The Brits will grease up and part the stiff upper lip.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 02:30 PM (cb/hk)

The Brits will grease up their cheeks and take a stiffyFIFY.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 19, 2019 02:31 PM (N39Ws)

99 Why are Muslims the only ones allowed to outwardly project force anymore?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 02:30 PM (SVJkJ)


Because it's Islamophobic if any else does it.
Do try to keep up.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 02:32 PM (aS1PU)

100 "Your 'Rainy Day Man' is tanned, rested, and ready to serve, President Obama and Secretary Kerry!" -- James Taylor

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 02:32 PM (O6TxJ)

101 None of my fucking business. Call a cop. Britain has a Navy I think. Sweden too.

Posted by: nip at July 19, 2019 02:32 PM (DfGpI)

102 They are trying desperately to start a large military conflict. I just don't get this shit. Makes no sense to my very small brain.

Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 02:32 PM (q177U)

103
Does anyone here know spit about the British Minister of Defence, or whatever misspelled thing he's called? I admit I don't, and I bet the guy (I'm assuming) just might have some testosterone in him. The Brits have surrendered the streets of Rotherham and London, but the high seas? Dunno about that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 02:32 PM (M9ntN)

104 This deserves the same fierce response Emperor Dog Eater gave when our sailors were captured.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 02:32 PM (ptqGC)

105 13 Bet a couple of those crew are Iranian assets. The description is that the tanker wandered inexplicably off course and into Iranian waters.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 02:24 PM (37IEG)

Crews in that part of the world are typically uneducated and underpaid - about like crews in the Caribbean 200 - 300 years ago. It would have been easy to bribe a few of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 02:33 PM (Kpl3J)

106 I think I have the answer.

See if the British have some wooden pallets and stack of uncirculated 100 Euro notes.

And we'll need a NATO C-130.


Posted by: Barrack Obama, man of intrigue at July 19, 2019 02:33 PM (37IEG)

107 #BringBackOurClit

Posted by: Swedish Women at July 19, 2019 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

108 65 First, to read the content.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 02:28 PM (t6MX/)

Hey, I skimmed it. And my boss went home half an hour ago, so I'm all unsupervised! Whooooo....

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 02:33 PM (Ez6QX)

109
They have the crew now - so any action would be an act of war.

----

I wonder if THAT crew will behave better than the Navy crew the Persians lifted a few years back.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:33 PM (8XRCm)

110 These Iranains obviously don't understand just how tough a customer Teresa May is. She will smack down these mullahs though and soon!

Sarc. No she won't.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, artisanal day walker at July 19, 2019 02:33 PM (cyuo5)

111 The "not my clowns, not my circus" is actually the sin of acedia. Look it up. You must care. You must pray.

Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 02:33 PM (I5SAg)

112 This deserves the same fierce response Emperor Dog Eater gave when our sailors were captured.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 02:32 PM (ptqGC)


Hurry! Prep the pallets of cash for transport!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

113 The 12th Imam ain't coming out of that well on his own you know?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 02:34 PM (ILUPz)

114 Jeebus, they fucked with the Vikings.



Mein Fuhrer...the Vikings....

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 02:34 PM (tH5fk)

115 PDT should wait until the new British PM comes in and gets on his knees and BEGS help from the US

then PDT can say. LOL, get fucked

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 02:34 PM (d7Ww2)

116 Jonesing for that 12th Imam, they are.... these Muzzies are nuts...

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 02:34 PM (90T4r)

117 101 None of my fucking business. Call a cop. Britain has a Navy I think. Sweden too.
Posted by: nip at July 19, 2019 02:32 PM (DfGpI)

Call Scotland Yard. Tell them they said homophobic things in Iran and to send over bobbies to give them a stern talking to.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 02:34 PM (cspJy)

118 92 So, all those Catholic Filipinos are being urged to convert to the Church of Satan?

Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 02:31 PM (I5SAg)


Those Catholic Filipinos aren't girlie buoys.

Posted by: Blue Collar Red Neck at July 19, 2019 02:34 PM (Hwt6E)

119 Kevin Bacon would know what to do.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 02:34 PM (2TR6I)

120 Just when you've thought you've heard it all, CNN blames Trump on this:

https://tinyurl.com/y696p2y8



Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 02:34 PM (RBOtF)

121 A big reason we are involved, and need to support the Brits - the Brits got into this because we made sure they continued to support our sanctions regime against Iran.

Also, it was asked in the previous thread why an Iranian Tanker bound for Syria passed by Gibralter, where it was seized - the really big tankers are too big to go through Suez, they have to stick to deep water.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (Kpl3J)

122 115 PDT should wait until the new British PM comes in and gets on his knees and BEGS help from the US

then PDT can say. LOL, get fucked
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 02:34 PM (d7Ww2)

It might be Boris Johnson who may be apt to go off half cocked at the Iranians.

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (a0IVu)

123 >>They are trying desperately to start a large military conflict. I just don't get this shit. Makes no sense to my very small brain.

They are playing a very bad hand. They don't want to give up their nukes or their regional goals and the only alternative is to cause so much trouble that the west is forced to respond.

They are hoping with enough pressure we will fold and not go to war, counting on the anti-war sentiment in the west. But if they are wrong and we do, they are hosed.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (K/2j/)

124 90 Agreed. But I can't imagine that Iranians shipment of weapons to Belgium was the first.

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (U7k5w)

125 why would Iran be so bold??

Posted by: willow at July 19, 2019 02:27 PM (r/xAU)


This is their usual m.o., nothing unusually bold about it. I am not in any policy position or an advisor of any kind, but my recommendation is to move assets of extreme punishment and hurting in the area and wait.
Why?
My guess is the Iranians are expecting someone to do something to prove themselves as real macho-men and give them a propaganda coup for the people. The longer it drags out the worse for them as they will have to keep upping the ante to a point that will really coalesce nations against them and increase the isolation.
My take is the monger it drags out the worse for them because they do not have the economic or strategic depth for that sort of attrition.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (hLRSq)

126
Crews in that part of the world are typically
uneducated and underpaid - about like crews in the Caribbean 200 - 300
years ago. It would have been easy to bribe a few of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 02:33 PM (Kpl3J)
And I'm thinking they'll have mucked with the navigation system in such a way that it won't be instantly obvious 'who' was responsible.

Possibly a device provided by VAJA that flucks with the GPS coords that they can remove once they have it under their control.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (37IEG)

127 111>>>

Iran could stand to have the sin or Ira visited upon them.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (SVJkJ)

128 you know that the Iranians think that enough of this kind of behavior will provoke Trump to do something stupid and... Bingo!! Dem President 2021 makes Kerry Sec of State again!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (ZqRa6)

129 Has been James Taylor been contacted yet?

Posted by: JTinKC at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (FoSz+)

130 NATO will jump right on this says its members Defense Ministers:

https://tinyurl.com/y23p3asz

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (F3TDN)

131 120
Just when you've thought you've heard it all, CNN blames Trump on this:



https://tinyurl.com/y696p2y8









Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 02:34 PM (RBOtF)
Well, when you grab them by the pussy...........

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (N39Ws)

132 114 Jeebus, they fucked with the Vikings.



Mein Fuhrer...the Vikings....
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 02:34 PM (tH5fk)


The last Viking died with Gustavus Adolphus..... these are all Bergmans now....

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (90T4r)

133
They are trying desperately to start a large military conflict. I just
don't get this shit. Makes no sense to my very small brain.

Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 02:32 PM (q177U)


They DO want to start something. They're awaiting the arrival of the 12th Iman to crawl out of a barrel or a well or something.

They're a super advanced people. That's why Barky directed NASA to focus on making our space program a Muzzie Outreach thingy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (ptqGC)

134 Does anyone here know spit about the British
Minister of Defence, or whatever misspelled thing he's called? I admit I
don't, and I bet the guy (I'm assuming) just might have some
testosterone in him. The Brits have surrendered the streets of Rotherham
and London, but the high seas? Dunno about that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 02:32 PM (M9ntN)

You mean Penny Mordaunt? Yeah, the British navy is so dead that they share a carrier with the frogs.

Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (J70i0)

135 How much of the Iranian assholishness is due to Shia muzzie jihad and how much is due to Persian nationalism?

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (dmoiP)

136 111 The "not my clowns, not my circus" is actually the sin of acedia. Look it up. You must care. You must pray.
Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 02:33 PM (I5SAg)

So, lol get fucked is a sin? I need to get to Mass.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (cspJy)

137 as the once mighty Great Britainistan tries to do something about this without offending anyone or using nasty weapons.

From what I can tell, they don't really exist other than as our sub-contractors in a kinda, "Sure, you can still play dress up, limey, here's a few billion, now behave."


Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (nRWPy)

138 I fully agree as said above sort of, Britain is still a major power and if they can't take care of it, too bad.
Should be no problem with intelligence sharing which happens daily.

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 02:36 PM (BbGew)

139 Just when you've thought you've heard it all, CNN blames Trump on this:

https://tinyurl.com/y696p2y8
Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 02:34 PM (RBOtF)


Lol.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 02:36 PM (aS1PU)

140
Waive Britannia!
Britannia waives the rules!

Posted by: The British at July 19, 2019 02:36 PM (gC2IV)

141 130
NATO will jump right on this says its members Defense Ministers:

https://tinyurl.com/y23p3asz


Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (F3TDN)
Second one from the right. Thats a man, baby!!!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 19, 2019 02:36 PM (N39Ws)

142 133: Their peeps will start shooting on tje continent too.

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (U7k5w)

143 All hell is gonna break loose.
Posted by: The guy who always says all hell is gonna break loose at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (cspJy)

Someone has to start the slow clap.

*slow clap*

Posted by: Guy who always starts the slow clap at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (q177U)

144 104 This deserves the same fierce response Emperor Dog Eater gave when our sailors were captured.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 02:32 PM (ptqGC)

That was unbelievably shameful, even with the MSM working as hard as they could to cover it up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (Kpl3J)

145 114 Jeebus, they fucked with the Vikings.

Mein Fuhrer...the Vikings....
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 02:34 PM (tH5fk)

Steinquist isn't coming.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (AURKQ)

146
Those fucks are fist deep in the Deep State Coup attempt against Trump.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 19, 2019 02:29 PM (4mP2A)

--------

Yup. I quit giving a damn about the fate of GB some time ago, and for this reason.

The Italians have taken considerably more action against their DS goons who interfered in the election, FFS.

The Italians. The Italians are more straight with the US than the British. I never thought I'd see the day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (AzW6q)

147 Fail!! Britannia....

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (90T4r)

148 Iman = Imam

And damn you, Comcast, for the super slow internet today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (ptqGC)

149
You mean Penny Mordaunt? Yeah, the British navy is so dead that they share a carrier with the frogs.
Posted by: WOPR

======

Oh God. Never mind then.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (M9ntN)

150 This is unimportant.
Because.

OrangeManBad!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (xptlg)

151 NATO will jump right on this says its members Defense Ministers:

https://tinyurl.com/y23p3asz


Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (F3TDN)

European Ministers: America must do something.Americans (usually): OkayEuropean Ministers: We strongly disagree with you doing anything.

Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (J70i0)

152 Does anyone here know spit about the British

Minister of Defence, or whatever misspelled thing he's called? I admit I

don't, and I bet the guy (I'm assuming) just might have some

testosterone in him.

I know some high level brit military people, still have testosterone, doesn't mean their govt does though.

Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (nRWPy)

153 9
I assume the SAS is still badass?


Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 02:23 PM (sjdRT)



_______


Actual BBC headline from 2018: "SAS: Women allowed to join for first time"

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (O6TxJ)

154 103
Does anyone here know spit about the British Minister of Defence, or whatever misspelled thing he's called? I admit I don't, and I bet the guy (I'm assuming) just might have some testosterone in him. The Brits have surrendered the streets of Rotherham and London, but the high seas? Dunno about that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 02:32 PM (M9ntN)


His name is Penny Doughnut and he working as hard as he can.

Posted by: Blue Collar Red Neck at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (Hwt6E)

155 For those wondering, MOD Penny Mordaunt is a chick ... like a real one, not a dude dressed like one.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (hdzef)

156 Possibly a device provided by VAJA that flucks with the GPS coords that they can remove once they have it under their control.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (37IEG


VAJA? How is that pronounced? You have my interest.

Posted by: Former College Softball Player at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (FJYfm)

157 Lol. It's a UK Flagged Ship, troll boy. That's on them. But if past is prologue, you don't mess with the British Navy.

We shall see.

Iran moved a drone within 1,000 yards of our ship and we shot it down. They know what's next from Trump if they hit us.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (VkWRL)

158 "Iran Seizes British-Flagged, Swedish-Owned Tanker, Rakes Crew Hostage"

The rook the crew hostage? Ruh-ro!

Posted by: Scooby-Doo at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (S48ez)

159 Iran has ZERO friends (save Jimmah C. ) in the whole camel bangin world. They will eventually get crushed like the insect vermin they are.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 02:38 PM (cb/hk)

160 Has been James Taylor been contacted yet?
Posted by: JTinKC



We've been beaming the signal into the sky. No word yet.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 02:38 PM (tH5fk)

161 So the Iranians have weaponized rakes?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 19, 2019 02:38 PM (xPl2J)

162 Cry havoc, and unleash the balladeers of pop!

Posted by: James Taylor at July 19, 2019 02:38 PM (a2e9b)

163 That, my friends, is an Act of War.

Posted by: Boris Gudonov at July 19, 2019 02:39 PM (CrJQa)

164 Here's a question -

I know we want to avoid a war with Iran. But why?

I understand not wanting a war similar to what we did in Iraq or Afghanistan, where we decided we were going to "liberate" the people and then stay and try and rebuild the countries, which led to having to deal with insurgents, IEDs, etc. for years.

But, I think we (conservatives) all learned from those engagements that it is stupid to try and nation build and that the only purpose of military force is to destroy the enemy.

The Collin Powell doctrine of "you break it you bought it" (meaning we are responsible for rebuilding a country after military action) is done.

Instead, we should be willing to destroy Iran's military, target its gov't buildings and leaders, and destroy a lot of its infrastructure.

In other words, bomb the hell out of them. No troops on the ground, just constant missiles taking out their armor, their aircraft, their ships, their airfields, their military installations, their gov't buildings, their electrical grid, etc.

And then tell them were done and they can rebuild, but if they continue hostilities toward us, we will bomb the remainder of whatever is left.

And, bomb without consideration for civilian casualties. The concept of avoiding civilian casualties in war is brand new and makes no sense. It actually prolongs military conflicts if you don't make the civilian population feel the pain.

If we did that - yeah Iran would be pissed and would want to attack us - which is different than now how? but they'd have much less ability to attack us our or interests if their military was mostly destroyed - they'd have too much on their hands worrying about their neighbors at that point to do anything to the U.S.

Posted by: Hammy at July 19, 2019 02:39 PM (3ZtZW)

165 The challenge is they towed it into Iranian Territory. They know that complicates thing.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 02:39 PM (VkWRL)

166 So, all those Catholic Filipinos are being urged to convert to the Church of Satan?



Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 02:31 PM



Look at the bright side: the last time the U.S. military had to deal with Filipino mooselimbs, we got the M1911 Colt pistol. If they have to do it again, maybe we get a new iconic weapon.

Posted by: Bert G at July 19, 2019 02:39 PM (tOP4K)

167 Just when you've thought you've heard it all, CNN blames Trump on this:

https://tinyurl.com/y696p2y8
Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 02:34 PM (RBOtF)


Babies have heard about the laws allowing them to be aborted up to 1 year old and are trying to get out ASAP.

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

168
By the way, how is a tanker Swedish-owned and British-flagged? I assume the Swedes pay for that?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 02:39 PM (M9ntN)

169
They are trying desperately to start a large military conflict. I just don't get this shit. Makes no sense to my very small brain.

Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 02:32 PM (q177U)







Because they think they can win against the Saudis. That's really what they're after, control of Mecca/Medina and therefore control of all mohammedans. They're counting on fellow Shiites in the Arab world to flock to their side.

Attacking uninvolved third parties is just a catalyst for starting a large-scale regional war that they can twist into an attack on Saudi Arabia. That's why the Iranians have been shipping a crapload of weapons into Yemen to cause trouble there, they don't care about the Yemenis, but it's a thorn in the Saudis' side.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2019 02:39 PM (veoSD)

170 155
For those wondering, MOD Penny Mordaunt is a chick ... like a real one, not a dude dressed like one.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (hdzef)

1

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 02:39 PM (t6MX/)

171 The Brits can take care of this themselves the bunch of ingrates

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 02:39 PM (O2RFr)

172 There will be much eating of crow, the Iranians will agree to return the tanker and crew in return for return of their captured vessel.

There will be no shoosting.

And they'll let their people know they engineered it to out-clever the silly English bedwetting types.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 02:39 PM (37IEG)

173 163 That, my friends, is an Act of War.
Posted by: Boris Gudonov at July 19, 2019 02:39 PM (CrJQa)


Against Britain, and no thing will happen...

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 02:39 PM (90T4r)

174 Didn't Iran try to deny that the previously captured tanker was full of their oil? Fake bill of lading and bogus fill up documentation and all that?

I guess this that lie has become inoperative.

Posted by: Justice Roy Moore at July 19, 2019 02:40 PM (Hpenq)

175 120 Just when you've thought you've heard it all, CNN blames Trump on this:

https://tinyurl.com/y696p2y8



Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 02:34 PM (RBOtF)

What the actual fuck?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 02:40 PM (Ez6QX)

176 103 Does anyone here know spit about the British Minister of Defence, or whatever misspelled thing he's called?

when in doubt, add a "u".

Posted by: Big Book of British Spelling Rules at July 19, 2019 02:40 PM (sGtp+)

177 111 The "not my clowns, not my circus" is actually the sin of acedia.

I'm gonna go ahead and say I disagree with your interpretation.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2019 02:40 PM (YA914)

178 Elvis Costello needs to sing What's So Funny About Peace Love And Understanding, and all will be well.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 02:40 PM (ILUPz)

179 Mein Fuhrer...the Vikings....
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 02:34 PM (tH5fk)

LMAO, was that a Downfall reference??

Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 02:40 PM (q177U)

180 Actual BBC headline from 2018: "SAS: Women allowed to join for first time"
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (O6TxJ)


I've seen that channel on YouPorn........

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

181 Sounds like a job for the new James Bond.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 19, 2019 02:40 PM (d15KH)

182 Correction, Britian does have their own carrier now.

Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 19, 2019 02:40 PM (J70i0)

183 Where was Britain when Saruman was burning the Westfall????

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 02:41 PM (90T4r)

184 Actually when you ponder the Iranians game here, I think they have a completely different goal than just starting shit.

I think Iran is going to offer to return the tanker and guarantee no more hostilities as long as Britain and the EU agree to ignore and stop all the sanctions that Trump has been pressuring Britain and the EU to keep in place on Iran. I think Iran is trying to split the EU from Trump, in order to give themselves an economic boost.

Think about that when deciding whether or not we should support the Brits in this one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 02:41 PM (Kpl3J)

185 GB: This is there culture. We will give them the ship.

Sweden: This is their culture. We are sending 1000 blond Swedish women to be gang raped.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 02:41 PM (pw+jk)

186 "Iran Seizes British-Flagged, Swedish-Owned Tanker, Rakes Crew Hostage"

The rook the crew hostage? Ruh-ro!
Posted by: Scooby-Doo at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (S48ez)


I laughed. I'm easily amused.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 02:41 PM (aS1PU)

187 There's a man with a gun over there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5JCrSXkJY

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 19, 2019 02:41 PM (r+sAi)

188 120 Just when you've thought you've heard it all, CNN blames Trump on this:

https://tinyurl.com/y696p2y8

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 02:34 PM (RBOtF)

THAT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE CNN BLAMES TRUMP FOR EVERYTHING.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 19, 2019 02:41 PM (cspJy)

189 Any way, let the Brits deal with it.





Actions have consequences. LOL. Get F*cked.

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 19, 2019 02:41 PM (AkkRZ)

190 All their land are mine.

Posted by: Persia at July 19, 2019 02:41 PM (Hwt6E)

191 149
You mean Penny Mordaunt? Yeah, the British navy is so dead that they share a carrier with the frogs.
Posted by: WOPR

No they don't. The French carrier is the Charles DeGaulle. The Brits have the Queen Elizabeth* and their second carrier, Prince of Wales, is under construction.

*About 60,000 tons, the size of a Forrestal, F-35's for the airgroup.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 02:41 PM (hLRSq)

192
I blame the Brexit vote.

Posted by: Miss T May at July 19, 2019 02:42 PM (Am8Sm)

193 Send in Christopher Steele. With a catapult.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:42 PM (K/2j/)

194 For those wondering, MOD Penny Mordaunt is a chick ... like a real one, not a dude dressed like one.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (hdzef)


And she's got sizable chesticles......

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

195 Maybe the Brits can ask the French to help out here.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 02:42 PM (cspJy)

196 177 111 The "not my clowns, not my circus" is actually the sin of acedia.

I'm gonna go ahead and say I disagree with your interpretation.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2019 02:40 PM (YA914)

A) It's not acedia at all
B) acedia itself isn't even a sin. Merely a mood or outlook that can easily lead one into Sin.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 02:42 PM (AURKQ)

197
Against Britain, and no thing will happen

-

They'll increase Iranian immigration by 25% and Merkel will tsk tsk at them for not going to 50.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 19, 2019 02:42 PM (d15KH)

198 I'll agree to let our military wage a campaign, with the understanding that our mission is to make the rubble bounce in Tehran and every stinking Iranian naval facility.

Then when the rubble stops bouncing, we will NOT rebuild a damn thing, or provide relief of any kind.

You know, like a real war.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 02:42 PM (37IEG)

199 500 Quatloos that the Dems (Kerry/Jerrett/Obama) are behind the Iranian belligerency.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 02:42 PM (axyOa)

200 Where's the vid of us shooting down the drone?

Posted by: Blue Collar Red Neck at July 19, 2019 02:42 PM (Hwt6E)

201 lol, Sweden has a gender neutral military (wiki) as if that's how you would label your military needs! (4,000) called up a year, woah.

cackles Iranians, so I guess it is up to the brits and their govt.

Posted by: willow at July 19, 2019 02:43 PM (r/xAU)

202 24 Since it is British flagged - they should deal with it.

Of course, they won't and will expect the U.S. to do something.

But sure, Europe is our allies and NATO is important for some reason, despite Europe contributing almost nothing toward defense.
Posted by: Hammy at July 19, 2019 02:25 PM

Have you read the NATO charter? It's only like 2-3 pages long. European countries like to focus on Article V, the mutual defense/aid portion. They like to avoid talking about Article III, where member nations pledge to "maintain and develop their individual and collective capacity to resist armed attack".

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 19, 2019 02:43 PM (S48ez)

203 Just when you've thought you've heard it all, CNN blames Trump on this:

https://tinyurl.com/y696p2y8



Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 02:34 PM (RBOtF)

What the actual fuck?
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 02:40 PM (Ez6QX)


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Makes sense.

With the BOOMING economy and historic low Latino unemployment rates.... more Latino households can afford to poop out more anchor babies.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:43 PM (8XRCm)

204 Did the UK offer to escort the tanker?

Posted by: mrp at July 19, 2019 02:43 PM (Pqytn)

205 158 "Iran Seizes British-Flagged, Swedish-Owned Tanker, Rakes Crew Hostage"

The rook the crew hostage? Ruh-ro!

Posted by: Scooby-Doo at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (S48ez)

lol!

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 19, 2019 02:43 PM (Xqo6t)

206 Didn't GB just send a destroyer to the gulf?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 02:23 PM (gC2IV)


Do they they have destroyers?

I'm not a Navy guy, so I don't know, the impression I have is the Brits don't know jack about navies and warships.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 02:43 PM (a2xio)

207 195France and Germany will not help the UK

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 02:43 PM (U7k5w)

208
I know some high level brit military people, still have testosterone, doesn't mean their govt does though.
Posted by: dagny

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So the thing is for the Brit military people to make a big damn issue of it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 02:43 PM (M9ntN)

209 Number of acceptable American casualties over a Swedish oil tanker: 0

Acceptable American budget for saving Swedish oil tankers: $0

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2019 02:43 PM (YA914)

210
I think Iran is trying to split the EU from Trump, in order to give themselves an economic boost.

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This is conceivable. But, from past experience, the Euros have been willing to violate sanctions without any prompting or threatening, because they are greedy for oil and they hate us anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 02:43 PM (AzW6q)

211 I feel as though I have something to say about this situation.....it's on the tip of my brain.

Posted by: Josh Painter at July 19, 2019 02:44 PM (9dzlp)

212 I take Tums for acedia.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 02:44 PM (aS1PU)

213
So the Iranians have weaponized rakes?


Posted by: Mark1971 at July 19, 2019 02:38 PM (xPl2J)


This leaves us no choice but to respond,

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 02:44 PM (TAmPV)

214 I'll agree to let our military wage a campaign, with the understanding that our mission is to make the rubble bounce in Tehran and every stinking Iranian naval facility.

Then when the rubble stops bouncing, we will NOT rebuild a damn thing, or provide relief of any kind.

You know, like a real war.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 02:42 PM (37IEG)

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We can accomplish ALL of that without stepping one soldiers foot into Persia.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:44 PM (8XRCm)

215
Trying to get Trump to respond so the Left can cllaim "wagging the dog" bogaloo, peut-etre?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 19, 2019 02:44 PM (zBaqJ)

216 Posted by: Hammy at July 19, 2019 02:39 PM (3ZtZW)

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Your newsletter, subscription please. It will kill Jonah and the other cuck's email.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 02:44 PM (pw+jk)

217 Fuck the Brits and Sweden too.. Trump has been trying to get all our allies to commit to security initiatives in the Persian Gulf.

No one wants to commit, however.

So fuck em..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2019 02:44 PM (so+oy)

218 Do not take Acedia if you are allergic to Acedia.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 19, 2019 02:44 PM (d15KH)

219 Where was Britain when Saruman was burning the Westfall????
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 02:41 PM (90T4r)


You make me so mad I could burn.

Posted by: Denethor at July 19, 2019 02:44 PM (FJYfm)

220 If acedia is a sin, I'm going to Hell for sure.

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 02:45 PM (xjiRE)

221 210
I think Iran is trying to split the EU from Trump, in order to give themselves an economic boost.

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This is conceivable. But, from past experience, the Euros have been willing to violate sanctions without any prompting or threatening, because they are greedy for oil and they hate us anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 02:43 PM (AzW6q)

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That they obviously are more affectionate towards a regime that openly hates them still flabbergasts me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:45 PM (VyAV0)

222 213
So the Iranians have weaponized rakes?


Posted by: Mark1971 at July 19, 2019 02:38 PM (xPl2J)


This leaves us no choice but to respond,



"Attention Democrats: STEP HERE."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 19, 2019 02:45 PM (zBaqJ)

223 You're welcome.

Posted by: James Earl Carter at July 19, 2019 02:45 PM (vI+F1)

224 This is a good opportunity for Boris to assert himself.
For Britannia !

Posted by: Blue Collar Red Neck at July 19, 2019 02:45 PM (Hwt6E)

225 Flatten some fucking small Iranian city. Then tell them Tehran is next

Shoulda done this after 9-11

then put them buildings back up as they stood

stop playing with these punks

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2019 02:45 PM (DPjeO)

226
lol, Sweden has a gender neutral military (wiki) as if that's how you would label your military needs! (4,000) called up a year, woah.

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I've also read that their heavily-female navy can't sail ships worth a damn. Former Vikings ffs!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 02:45 PM (M9ntN)

227 Maybe England and Sweden can declare themselves extensions of the Shia Caliphate and sort it out that way. It's already happening, so might was well take advantage of the situation.

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 19, 2019 02:45 PM (AkkRZ)

228 "Iran Seizes British-Flagged, Swedish-Owned Tanker, Rakes Crew Hostage"

I sure hope t hat is a typo for "Takes" and not "Rapes."

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 02:45 PM (axyOa)

229 when in doubt, add a "u".
Posted by: Big Book of British Spelling Rules at July 19, 2019 02:40 PM


Polonium Carbide is rather sheenless, but Polonium Cupride (PoCu) is brilliant!

Posted by: Bill Nye, the Chemical Guy at July 19, 2019 02:45 PM (a2e9b)

230 I thought lefties love them some premature 'births'

Posted by: willow at July 19, 2019 02:46 PM (r/xAU)

231 217 Fuck the Brits and Sweden too.. Trump has been trying to get all our allies to commit to security initiatives in the Persian Gulf.

No one wants to commit, however.

So fuck em..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2019 02:44 PM (so+oy)

==========

"Mr. Trump, can you please tell that bully to stop being mean to me?"

"Mwahahahaha!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:46 PM (VyAV0)

232
That they obviously are more affectionate towards a regime that openly hates them still flabbergasts me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:45 PM (VyAV0)

See: Jews / Democrat Party

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 02:46 PM (cspJy)

233 No one wants to commit, however.

So fuck em..
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Well - sitting around this week hoping we'll intervene might encourage 'em to start committing.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 19, 2019 02:46 PM (sGnvY)

234 204 Did the UK offer to escort the tanker?
Posted by: mrp at July 19, 2019 02:43 PM (Pqytn)

There was no reason for it be escorted. You should understand that dozens of tankers go up and down that strait every day. Also, it sounds like some (if not all) of the crew was bribed to take the tanker off it's planned course and into Iranian waters.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 02:46 PM (Kpl3J)

235
We can accomplish ALL of that without stepping one soldiers foot into Persia.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:44 PM (8XRCm)
Yep. And we shouldn't send any in.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 02:46 PM (37IEG)

236 223: The American baby daddy of the Islamic republic of Iran

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 02:46 PM (U7k5w)

237 When John Kerry begins clomping his hooves, he's like an improvised barnyard version of a metronome.

Posted by: Fritz at July 19, 2019 02:46 PM (kLDv+)

238 So the Brits who provided all sorts of help to the "Muh Russia Conspiracy" Christopher Steele/Hillary Clinton operation? Those Brits want our help?

The same Brits whose Ambassador to the USA was just sent home like the weasley vermin he is, after bad mouthing both we the people and president Trump? Those Brits want our help?

Yeah no thanks. With friends like that who needs enemies?

Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 02:46 PM (oGBso)

239 213


So the Iranians have weaponized rakes?





Posted by: Mark1971 at July 19, 2019 02:38 PM (xPl2J)





This leaves us no choice but to respond,

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 02:44 PM (TAmPV)

Man the landscaping stations!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 02:46 PM (t6MX/)

240 226
lol, Sweden has a gender neutral military (wiki) as if that's how you would label your military needs! (4,000) called up a year, woah.

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I've also read that their heavily-female navy can't sail ships worth a damn. Former Vikings ffs!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 02:45 PM (M9ntN)


A rowboat with a boombox blaring Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song" does not a navy make.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 19, 2019 02:46 PM (zBaqJ)

241 I wouldn't be so sure that Brits won't do anything. A British frigate kept the Iranians from taking an oil take about a week ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:46 PM (K/2j/)

242 Have you read the NATO charter? It's only like 2-3
pages long. European countries like to focus on Article V, the mutual
defense/aid portion. They like to avoid talking about Article III, where
member nations pledge to "maintain and develop their individual and
collective capacity to resist armed attack".

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 19, 2019 02:43 PM (S48ez)


Oh well, I'm sure the NATO charter is like a hundred years old or something. It's hardly relevant to our modern world and our oh so complex ways.

I bet it doesn't even say anything about Navy ships having bathrooms for the transjenner sailors.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 02:46 PM (a2xio)

243 Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 02:45 PM (axyOa)
********
Nah a Jap wrote it

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 02:46 PM (BqBId)

244 So it begins...

Posted by: Guy What Thinks Somethings Always Beginning at July 19, 2019 02:47 PM (8EHq+)

245 Polonium Carbide is rather sheenless, but Polonium Cupride (PoCu) is brilliant!
Posted by: Bill Nye, the Chemical Guy at July 19, 2019 02:45 PM (a2e9b)

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Dont you hate it when you make a chemistry pun and get no reaction.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:47 PM (8XRCm)

246 What says the former British ambassador to the U.S. ?

Posted by: Chuck C at July 19, 2019 02:47 PM (GkpWM)

247 That they obviously are more affectionate towards a regime that openly hates them still flabbergasts me.



They have battered wife syndrome.


Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 19, 2019 02:47 PM (AkkRZ)

248 A rowboat with a boombox blaring Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song" does not a navy make.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 19, 2019 02:46 PM (zBaqJ)


....looking like a scene from Say Anything.....

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

249 Blonde Morticia, I guess we have to assume it's not only gender neutral but they find all the service members that want reassignment surgery and send them to the front of the line.

because we all know what's the most important thing for a nations security

Posted by: willow at July 19, 2019 02:47 PM (r/xAU)

250 Iran Seizes British-Flagged, Swedish-Owned Tanker, Rakes Crew Hostage




At least they haven't mulched them. Yet

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 02:47 PM (mpeBU)

251 That they obviously are more affectionate towards a regime that openly hates them still flabbergasts me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:45 PM (VyAV0)

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Don't look at it through the lens of who hates Europe more - that's obvious. It's the Iranians.

Look at it through the lens of "Who do the Europeans hate more?" And that's also obvious - they hate us more.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 02:48 PM (AzW6q)

252 245 Polonium Carbide is rather sheenless, but Polonium Cupride (PoCu) is brilliant!
Posted by: Bill Nye, the Chemical Guy at July 19, 2019 02:45 PM (a2e9b)

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Dont you hate it when you make a chemistry pun and get no reaction.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:47 PM (8XRCm)


Denise Richards is also sheenless...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 19, 2019 02:48 PM (zBaqJ)

253 BTW, RIP Mary Jo

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 19, 2019 02:48 PM (r+sAi)

254 242 Oh well, I'm sure the NATO charter is like a hundred years old or something. It's hardly relevant to our modern world and our oh so complex ways.

I bet it doesn't even say anything about Navy ships having bathrooms for the transjenner sailors.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 02:46 PM (a2xio)

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"But how will we afford all of the meds that we already force pharma companies to artificially lower prices on?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:48 PM (VyAV0)

255 Send in the trannies

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2019 02:48 PM (DPjeO)

256 They don't have to be good sailors to find the Straight of Hormuz, just get there and push the red button. Push the red button. Missiles guide themselves.

Posted by: Blue Collar Red Neck at July 19, 2019 02:48 PM (Hwt6E)

257
So the Iranians have weaponized rakes?





Posted by: Mark1971 at July 19, 2019 02:38 PM (xPl2J)





This leaves us no choice but to respond,

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 02:44 PM (TAmPV)

Man the landscaping stations!


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 02:46 PM

****

These are dangerous tines in the Gulf!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 02:48 PM (axyOa)

258 >>>THAT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE CNN BLAMES TRUMP FOR EVERYTHING.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 19, 2019 02:41 PM (cspJy)

THIS IS FALSE.

CNN DOES NOT BLAME TRUMP FOR TACO TUESDAY.

Posted by: THE TRUTH DETECTOR at July 19, 2019 02:48 PM (q177U)

259 How many British planes are even combat ready?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 02:48 PM (ILUPz)

260 BTW... Brit Chick at the helm of Defense will NOT do anything aggressive. She's female and British. She will want to have talks and that's about all.

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 19, 2019 02:48 PM (AkkRZ)

261 Interesting "seizure"...

You see, it was at speed (nearly 20 MPH) when "deviated" from course.

No offense, but que? You don't just slam on the brakes or turn the wheel... and they're not jumping - this ain't the movies.

It's now basically drifting off Qeshem, which has no gulf side facilities to handle something this size.

I smell a rat somewhere...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 02:48 PM (6qErC)

262 I'm sure Theresa May will take stern action on this. Maybe even send a letter, who knows?

Posted by: Boris Gudonov at July 19, 2019 02:48 PM (CrJQa)

263 I just don't see Western Europe as an entity worth dying for... they have not been good friends or allies for a while now..... sooner or later actions have to have tangible consequences.... or these entitled children will never learn anything.....

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 02:49 PM (90T4r)

264 Fuck the Brits and Sweden too.. Trump has been
trying to get all our allies to commit to security initiatives in the
Persian Gulf.



No one wants to commit, however.



So fuck em..



Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2019 02:44 PM (so+oy)

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Like our betters in europe we will not be protecting oil tankers from attacks by Iran or other rogue states.

You have convinced me of the folly of interfering in europe's energy sector.
President Richard Punch

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 02:49 PM (pw+jk)

265 I would remind Europe of they help they provided with the Barbary states. They can expect the same from us.

Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 19, 2019 02:49 PM (J70i0)

266 Only hoes rake a crew!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 02:49 PM (Dh1wo)

267 251 That they obviously are more affectionate towards a regime that openly hates them still flabbergasts me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:45 PM (VyAV0)

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Don't look at it through the lens of who hates Europe more - that's obvious. It's the Iranians.

Look at it through the lens of "Who do the Europeans hate more?" And that's also obvious - they hate us more.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 02:48 PM (AzW6q)

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Fine. The next time Germany gets world domination impulses, they can deal with it themselves if they don't want to deal with us.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:49 PM (VyAV0)

268 Where were the British when the Ceylons were attacking Westeros?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 02:49 PM (gC2IV)

269 259 How many British planes are even combat ready?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 02:48 PM (ILUPz)


Let me get Airfix on the phone...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 19, 2019 02:49 PM (zBaqJ)

270 i'd love to be a fly on the wall in kerrys office

Posted by: willow at July 19, 2019 02:49 PM (r/xAU)

271 What says the former British ambassador to the U.S. ?
Posted by: Chuck C at July 19, 2019 02:47 PM (GkpWM)

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Trump is a poopy-head.

Mostly.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:49 PM (8XRCm)

272 another hostage crisis, Brits will kiss ass. I wonder if this has anything to do with the arms shipments mixed in with food that docked in Brussels. Iranians in Europe are well armed.
Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (U7k5w)

The Brits already grabbed a tanker of Irans at Gibraltar last week. It was pretty clear that they were looking to even the score, and of course the Brits have next to no escort ships offshore.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2019 02:49 PM (FTPn0)

273 These are dangerous tines in the Gulf!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 02:48 PM (axyOa)

The mullahs are looking for mulch trouble.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 02:50 PM (t6MX/)

274
You mean Penny Mordaunt? Yeah, the British navy is so dead that they share a carrier with the frogs.
Posted by: WOPR

No they don't. The French carrier is the Charles DeGaulle. The Brits have the Queen Elizabeth* and their second carrier, Prince of Wales, is under construction.

*About 60,000 tons, the size of a Forrestal, F-35's for the airgroup.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 02:41 PM (hLRSq)






The Liz is still undergoing sea trials and crew/air wing training, so it's probably not going to be able to do any real-world work for at least a year. The Frog carrier is fully commissioned and operating.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2019 02:50 PM (veoSD)

275 There's Twitter rumors that there *might* be a second tanker seized by the Iranians.

https://tinyurl.com/yyyhm4vd


https://tinyurl.com/y4noo6og

Posted by: The Institute at July 19, 2019 02:50 PM (3R6IE)

276 "Do not take Acedia if you are allergic to Acedia."

Or any of its ingredients!

Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 02:50 PM (eAZVt)

277 Brit Chick at the helm of Defense will NOT do anything aggressive. She's female and British. She will want to have talks and that's about all."

Penney, IIRC.

Yeah, that'll make the madmullahs quake with fear...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 02:50 PM (6qErC)

278 BTW, RIP Mary Jo
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 19, 2019 02:48 PM (r+sAi)


Gone, but not forgotten.

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

279 Obviously the towelheads use a sand rake

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2019 02:51 PM (DPjeO)

280 Nah a Jap wrote it

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 02:46 PM


Ahhh...study tree year at UCRelRay!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 02:51 PM (axyOa)

281 "Stealing Somalian pirates thunder, just like those Persians"

it's what the Islamic Republic is. it's what it has always been. the Rushdie fatwa should have been a hint to the Brits. like the takeover of the embassy for Americans.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 02:51 PM (zvCh4)

282 THAT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE CNN BLAMES TRUMP FOR EVERYTHING.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 19, 2019 02:41 PM (cspJy)



THIS IS FALSE.



CNN DOES NOT BLAME TRUMP FOR TACO TUESDAY.

Posted by: THE TRUTH DETECTOR at July 19, 2019 02:48 PM (q177U)
====
Both 5 Pinochoes.
1. CNN hasn't blamed Trump for an economy that is en fuego.
B. Taco Tuesday is culture appropriation and evil so Trump's fault.
III. Orange Man Bad

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 02:51 PM (pw+jk)

283 This is a distraction.

They are trying to get us to leave Area 51 unprotected.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2019 02:51 PM (YA914)

284 274


The Liz is still undergoing sea trials and crew/air wing training, so it's probably not going to be able to do any real-world work for at least a year. The Frog carrier is fully commissioned and operating.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2019 02:50 PM (veoSD)


Do the French still fly the Renault Dauphin as their go to fighter???

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 02:51 PM (90T4r)

285 Last week, a UK tanker was escorted by a UK RN ship. The IRGC sent a swarm of small craft to intercept the tanker. The escort ship ran up and threatened to destroy the Iranian craft, and the Mullah boats high-tailed it home. So yes, at least as of last week, the RN was escorting tankers through the Persian Gulf.

Posted by: mrp at July 19, 2019 02:51 PM (Pqytn)

286 I have some more sympathy for Britain, it's a major issue and could be a start of a war. But it's up to them and wish them the best.

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 02:51 PM (BbGew)

287 sorry, the Rushdie thing upset me like few other events in my life.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 02:51 PM (zvCh4)

288 282 Both 5 Pinochoes.
1. CNN hasn't blamed Trump for an economy that is en fuego.
B. Taco Tuesday is culture appropriation and evil so Trump's fault.
III. Orange Man Bad
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 02:51 PM (pw+jk)

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I want tacos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (VyAV0)

289 279
Obviously the towelheads use a sand rake

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2019 02:51 PM (DPjeO)

Man! We ain't found shit!

Posted by: Sapceballs at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (t6MX/)

290 >>>So the thing is for the Brit military people to make a big damn issue of it.<<<

Never underestimate the brute-force, murderous nature of the British Empire. It was inbreeding and STD that brought them down the last time. I believe they are wholly immune to these conditions in the present.

Posted by: Fritz at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (kLDv+)

291 That headline is racist because it makes fun of Asians.

You come eat at Shitty WOK!!!! Eat at SHITTY GAHDEN!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

292 I read that the British MOD scrambled an emergency meeting...but first, a nice cup of tea - that's how I envision the meeting starting.

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (a0IVu)

293 Upon reflection, I think this was a clever strategic move by Iran - high risk, though. Britain clearly has a very weak government right now, and will have difficulty making a decision. The wild card is Trump.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (Kpl3J)

294 The conservative case for piracy : https://is.gd/juKmEh

Posted by: The Bulwark at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (P1AAi)

295 Here you go. Eight days ago the British frigate Montrose chased off Iranian gunboats that were trying to take a British oil tanker by training their 30 mm guns on the Iranian boats.

https://tinyurl.com/y2ypajo8

Not sure why people think the Brits won't fight when they already have shown they will.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (K/2j/)

296 Maybe we could load a tanker with a jillion lbs of high explosive and let in wander into Iranian waters. Maybe they drag it to port? I ow it's a huge waste of a tanker but imagine their surprised faces.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Hipless at July 19, 2019 02:53 PM (9dzlp)

297 Full throttle right prop, full reverse left prop, hard to port rudder.

Posted by: Blue Collar Red Neck at July 19, 2019 02:53 PM (Hwt6E)

298 I recommend wasp spray.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 02:53 PM (2TR6I)

299 In response, Scotland Yard has just arrested 100 Facebook users for hate speech.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 02:53 PM (gC2IV)

300 Posted by: Sapceballs at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (t6MX/)

LOL!

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

301 As I mentioned, Penny Mordaunt is a chick (not too old 45 or so, I'd guess).

She is/was a UK Naval Reserve Officer. Her dad was in the army or navy, don't remember which. She's only been MoD for like two months; been in Parliament for ~10 years.

She's considered a relatively solid Brexiteer for what it's worth (even though she never resigned from May's cabinet).

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 19, 2019 02:53 PM (hdzef)

302 Iran has actually seized two tankers. The Riah, a small tanker first reported to inexplicably missing a few days ago, has also been seized with 12 crew aboard. There some confusion about who owns Riah. It was reported to belong to UAE, but UAE denies that.

Here's a CNN report with video of the Riah seizure:

https://tinyurl.com/y3n443f5

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (hjaPQ)

303 That's cute that the French and english each have carrier. Wonder what that cost us?

Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (nRWPy)

304 299 In response, Scotland Yard has just arrested 100 Facebook users for hate speech.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 02:53 PM (gC2IV)

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"The kingdom is safe again."
-Elizabeth in rare address

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (VyAV0)

305 lol, Sweden has a gender neutral military (wiki)
as if that's how you would label your military needs! (4,000) called up a
year, woah.



cackles Iranians, so I guess it is up to the brits and their govt.

Posted by: willow at July 19, 2019 02:43 PM


Joke's on Iran.


We're sending them Ikea shelves with no instructions in the boxes.

Posted by: Sweden at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (tOP4K)

306 that place where i store all my fucks to give about this has been seized. i'm waiting for it to get raked.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (KP5rU)

307 Not sure why people think the Brits won't fight when they already have shown they will.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (K/2j/)


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Have you SEEEEN the Mayor of London lately???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (8XRCm)

308 Sucks to be Britain and Sweden. They'll capitulate. Hell, Britain might even give Iran nukes and delivery vehicles.

Posted by: Lickmuffin at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (m/owh)

309 Do the French still fly the Renault Dauphin"

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (6qErC)

310 Weird how you do not here about ISIS anymore.

Our military performs better in certain conditions.

Wonder if Iran and some Americans know what the new conditions are. The media sure does not talk about it.

Posted by: You got Squad - We Got Squadrons at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (uIqJA)

311 And as predicted yesterday - Iran claims we shot down our own drone.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (37IEG)

312 Obviously the towelheads use a sand rake

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2019 02:51 PM (DPjeO)

Man! We ain't found shit!
Posted by: Sapceballs at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (t6MX/)

murchadizing !!

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (DPjeO)

313 >>Maybe we could load a tanker with a jillion lbs of high explosive and let in wander into Iranian waters. Maybe they drag it to port? I ow it's a huge waste of a tanker but imagine their surprised faces.

THEY WOULD LOOK LIKE DENNIS HOPPER IN WATERWORLD RIGHT BEFORE HIS SHIP EXPLODED!

Posted by: JackWING StrawPLOVER at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (K/2j/)

314 I think sometimes some people get enamored of what Britain Was, and tend to overlook what it Is....

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 02:55 PM (90T4r)

315 305 lol, Sweden has a gender neutral military (wiki)
as if that's how you would label your military needs! (4,000) called up a
year, woah.



cackles Iranians, so I guess it is up to the brits and their govt.

Posted by: willow at July 19, 2019 02:43 PM

Joke's on Iran.


We're sending them Ikea shelves with no instructions in the boxes.
Posted by: Sweden at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (tOP4K)

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You forgot the existential dread.

You can't forget the existential dread.

Oh, and the Godlessness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:55 PM (VyAV0)

316 Both 5 Pinochoes.
1. CNN hasn't blamed Trump for an economy that is en fuego.
B. Taco Tuesday is culture appropriation and evil so Trump's fault.
III. Orange Man Bad
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 02:51 PM (pw+jk)


1.
B.
III.

Well done!

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 02:55 PM (aS1PU)

317
Not sure why people think the Brits won't fight when they already have shown they will.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (K/2j/)

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They may, or may not. I don't think they'll commit to any kind of large-scale operation without our/NATO involvement, though.

They aren't going to take any big risks if it's their own ass on the line.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 02:55 PM (AzW6q)

318 John Kerry is obviously behind this, he needs hanged.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 02:55 PM (ILUPz)

319 Has France surrendered yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 02:55 PM (d7Ww2)

320 209
Number of acceptable American casualties over a Swedish oil tanker: 0



Acceptable American budget for saving Swedish oil tankers: $0

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2019 02:43 PM (YA914)

It's a sand trap!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 19, 2019 02:55 PM (t6MX/)

321 When all of London and its mayor supports the caliphate and sharia...they probably view it as Iran taking back their rightful belongings. And that in a nutshell is what happens when immagrants don't assimilate.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Hipless at July 19, 2019 02:55 PM (9dzlp)

322 Last week, a UK tanker was escorted by a UK RN ship. The IRGC sent a swarm of small craft to intercept the tanker. The escort ship ran up and threatened to destroy the Iranian craft, and the Mullah boats high-tailed it home. So yes, at least as of last week, the RN was escorting tankers through the Persian Gulf.
Posted by: mrp at July 19, 2019 02:51 PM (Pqytn)

An issue here is that the UK only had 1 or 2 there, hence the dispatching of an extra boat. So likely not all tankers are escorted, and of course the UK didn't set up a convoy system to assure that they would because they are dopes.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2019 02:55 PM (FTPn0)

323 Have you SEEEEN the Mayor of London lately???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (8XRCm)

Well, London is no longer British and simply colonized territory.

Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 19, 2019 02:55 PM (J70i0)

324 Seizing a tanker is one thing - starting a shooting war to get the crew back is another.

They're not going to do that.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 02:55 PM (37IEG)

325 A few years ago the Swedish military moved to Meatless Mondays to help with combating global warming.

Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2019 02:56 PM (nRWPy)

326 Confirmation of the second tanker seizure?

https://tinyurl.com/y26qgste

Posted by: The Institute at July 19, 2019 02:56 PM (3R6IE)

327 >>Have you SEEEEN the Mayor of London lately???

Yep. But I don't think he has a vote on this one.

The Brits had to know they were in this fight when they took the Iranian tanker. It's not like Iran wasn't going to retaliate.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:56 PM (K/2j/)

328 We're sending them Ikea shelves with no instructions in the boxes.

Posted by: Sweden at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (tOP4K)


And a missing piece of hardware.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 02:56 PM (t6MX/)

329 Man! We ain't found shit!
Posted by: Sapceballs at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (t6MX/)

That entire scene is racist and should be denounced, erased from history, and then put in the shredder!

Posted by: Some crazy-ass SJW at July 19, 2019 02:56 PM (Ez6QX)

330 Plus we're all already fighting Iran right now - with every flucking IED those assholes give to some raghead wearing jihadi.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 02:56 PM (37IEG)

331 Both 5 Pinochoes.

1. CNN hasn't blamed Trump for an economy that is en fuego.

B. Taco Tuesday is culture appropriation and evil so Trump's fault.

III. Orange Man Bad

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 02:51 PM (pw+jk)



========



I want tacos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (VyAV0)


Somewhat related: If Dinsey DOESN'T do a live action Pinocchio, with the puppet being a girl who wants to be a real boy, they oughta revoke their Woke card.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 02:56 PM (a2xio)

332 There some confusion about who owns Riah. It was reported to belong to UAE, but UAE denies that.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (hjaPQ)


"That's not ours. Are you sure that's ours? I thought that one was yours."

Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2019 02:56 PM (t+qrx)

333 The only people the Brits are into fighting are the citizens of Britain.

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

334 285 Last week, a UK tanker was escorted by a UK RN ship. The IRGC sent a swarm of small craft to intercept the tanker. The escort ship ran up and threatened to destroy the Iranian craft, and the Mullah boats high-tailed it home. So yes, at least as of last week, the RN was escorting tankers through the Persian Gulf.

Posted by: mrp at July 19, 2019 02:51 PM (Pqytn)


They were escorting a different ship when they came to the mentioned ship's aid.

Maybe Iran intends to overwhelm our support systems there.

Posted by: Blue Collar Red Neck at July 19, 2019 02:56 PM (Hwt6E)

335 Where were the British when the Ceylons were attacking Westeros?
Posted by: Duke Lowell



Fuckin A.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 02:56 PM (tH5fk)

336 324 Seizing a tanker is one thing - starting a shooting war to get the crew back is another.

They're not going to do that.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 02:55 PM (37IEG)

ur banned

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2019 02:57 PM (DPjeO)

337 Not sure why people think the Brits won't fight when they already have shown they will.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (K/2j/)

Two generations ago. A lot has changed in almost 40 years.

Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 19, 2019 02:57 PM (J70i0)

338 Replying to @Charles_Lister
The "Mesdar" *is* #UK-owned.

If it's confirmed the "Mesdar" has also been intercepted & taken in by the #IRGC, then we're in very dangerous territory.

That'd be x2 #British tankers seized by #Iran within hours of each other.

Hard not to see this forcing a response.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 02:57 PM (BqBId)

339 so are we doing Palare here now? oh darling! such lovely riah!

seems fitting for a British themed post and I suppose at least it is not trannies again

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 02:57 PM (zvCh4)

340 Has France surrendered yet?


Developing.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 02:57 PM (tH5fk)

341 We're sending them Ikea shelves with no instructions in the boxes.

Posted by: Sweden at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (tOP4K)



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You meatballs do that to EVERYBODY.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

342 331 I want tacos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (VyAV0)


Somewhat related: If Dinsey DOESN'T do a live action Pinocchio, with the puppet being a girl who wants to be a real boy, they oughta revoke their Woke card.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 02:56 PM (a2xio)

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That's funny.

You know they'll get around to it, and some dark little corner of Twitter will complain about it.

Those complaints won't get written about in CNN because Disney should be made only good in the light of the left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:58 PM (VyAV0)

343 They may, or may not. I don't think they'll commit to any kind of large-scale operation without our/NATO involvement, though.

They aren't going to take any big risks if it's their own ass on the line.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 02:55 PM (AzW6q)


I don't believe they are capable of a large-scale operation without our involvement. I doubt Britain could put together the force they used in the Falklands now. I doubt they have the functioning equipment to do it.

Posted by: Hammy at July 19, 2019 02:58 PM (3ZtZW)

344 Joke's on Iran.


We're sending them Ikea shelves with no instructions in the boxes.


Posted by: Sweden at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (tOP4K)

====

and five extra screws, three extra nuts, and 6 too few bolts.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 02:58 PM (pw+jk)

345 I'm guessing the Iranians weren't all that impressed by the Swedish all female delegation in headscarves.

Posted by: JAFO at July 19, 2019 02:58 PM (+28wd)

346 Somewhat related: If Dinsey DOESN'T do a live action Pinocchio, with the puppet being a girl who wants to be a real boy, they oughta revoke their Woke card.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 02:56 PM (a2xio)

She would be a strong independent Fem Puppet and thus have no reason to become a real person.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2019 02:58 PM (FTPn0)

347 What would Tommy do?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 02:59 PM (2TR6I)

348 319
Has France surrendered yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 02:55 PM (d7Ww2)

Preemptively. It's NATO Article I.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 02:59 PM (t6MX/)

349 >>Two generations ago. A lot has changed in almost 40 years.

A week ago that had a frigate drawing it's guns on Iranian gunboats until the Iranians turned and ran away.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:59 PM (K/2j/)

350
ur banned

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2019 02:57 PM (DPjeO)
Not even barrelled? Is there a cuck style apology I could write for forgiveness?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 02:59 PM (37IEG)

351 Joke's on Iran.


We're sending them Ikea shelves with no instructions in the boxes.


Posted by: Sweden at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (tOP4K)

====

and five extra screws, three extra nuts, and 6 too few bolts.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable


All in obsolete, proprietary sizes.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 02:59 PM (ql3m8)

352 346 Somewhat related: If Dinsey DOESN'T do a live action Pinocchio, with the puppet being a girl who wants to be a real boy, they oughta revoke their Woke card.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 02:56 PM (a2xio)

She would be a strong independent Fem Puppet and thus have no reason to become a real person.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2019 02:58 PM (FTPn0)

=========

I want them to get super dark and do the original book.

I was to see Pinocchio hanged for hours, never dying.

For my inner child.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:59 PM (VyAV0)

353 340 Has France surrendered yet?

when did they unsurrender ???

Posted by: Al Yodel at July 19, 2019 02:59 PM (DPjeO)

354 NATO.

What is it good for.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 19, 2019 03:00 PM (Z+IKu)

355 102
They are trying desperately to start a large military conflict. I just
don't get this shit. Makes no sense to my very small brain.

Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 02:32 PM (q177U)


________

They know that, since Vietnam, the Western Progda media will poison the idiot populace and politicians into surrendering -- and they'll be rewarded in the long run

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 03:00 PM (O6TxJ)

356 353 340 Has France surrendered yet?

when did they unsurrender ???
Posted by: Al Yodel at July 19, 2019 02:59 PM (DPjeO)

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Tuesday.

A drunk Spaniard wandered across the border.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:00 PM (VyAV0)

357 Brits are being screwed as we are.
Both of us are being taken over by the larger, over subsidized metropolitan vote.

It's DeepState in both countries keeping blue metropolitan areas afloat in order keep themselves in power.

Posted by: Blue Collar Red Neck at July 19, 2019 03:00 PM (Hwt6E)

358 That's ok...Britain and Sweden love themselves some muzzies, right?

Experience the cultural enrichment from afar.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 19, 2019 03:00 PM (JcXHH)

359 London never really was English. it has always been the Continent's outpost on the island.

if I was king I would move the Palace to Birmingham.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 03:00 PM (zvCh4)

360 I don't think they'll commit to any kind of large-scale operation without our/NATO involvement, though.

Bwahahahaha.
They can't do shit without Nato(US) plus I don't think we (nato) even lets them do shit alone. Any of them.

Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2019 03:00 PM (nRWPy)

361 Somewhat related: If Dinsey DOESN'T do a live action Pinocchio, with the puppet being a girl who wants to be a real boy, they oughta revoke their Woke card.
Posted by: BurtTC


That's not her nose growing.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 03:00 PM (ql3m8)

362 Joke's on Iran.





We're sending them Ikea shelves with no instructions in the boxes.





Posted by: Sweden at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (tOP4K)



====



and five extra screws, three extra nuts, and 6 too few bolts.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable





All in obsolete, proprietary sizes.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 02:59 PM (ql3m

And a picture of an oblong person of indeterminate gender point at a picture.

Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 19, 2019 03:01 PM (J70i0)

363 A week ago that had a frigate drawing it's guns on Iranian gunboats until the Iranians turned and ran away.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:59 PM (K/2j/)


That was a show of force, not actual use of force. No telling if they would have actually fired if the Iranians didn't turn tail.

But, I do think Britain still has some steel in its spine - I just am unsure how much truly functioning military equipment they still have.

Posted by: Hammy at July 19, 2019 03:01 PM (3ZtZW)

364 That'd be x2 #British tankers seized by #Iran within hours of each other.

Hard not to see this forcing a response.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 02:57 PM (BqBId)

agreed, 1 tanker is tit for tat with the Gibralter situation, 2 tankers is intentional escalation which demands a response.

btw hate to point this out but it's not about the crews, nobody cares about the crews. They're all gonna be filipinos or sri lankans or something. Yeah I know that sounds racist but it's a fact.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 03:01 PM (Kpl3J)

365 342
331 I want tacos.



Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (VyAV0)





Somewhat related: If Dinsey DOESN'T do a live action Pinocchio, with
the puppet being a girl who wants to be a real boy, they oughta revoke
their Woke card.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 02:56 PM (a2xio)



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So what is it that grows on this puppet when it lies? Bigger boobies?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:01 PM (37IEG)

366 Not sure why people think the Brits won't fight when they already have shown they will.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (K/2j/)





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Have you SEEEEN the Mayor of London lately???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (8XRCm)


Britain, the country that has determined it's rayciss to fly the Union Jack flag, same place where the #1 baby name is Mohammed... that place?

Yeah, call me skeptical they're going to defend a "flagged" ship being detained by the Islamic Republic.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 03:01 PM (a2xio)

367 I could see out MSM blaming Trump for these ship piracy

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 03:01 PM (BbGew)

368 Hopefully, the Brits will privately convey to the Iranians that cruise missiles will launch in two hours, unless the tanker and crew are freed. The UK has some naval power left, and they should move it all to the gulf.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, artisanal day walker at July 19, 2019 03:01 PM (cyuo5)

369 So a Sixth Republic and a Fourth Reich?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:01 PM (2TR6I)

370 i thought a french surrender was implied. they don't have to announce.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 03:01 PM (KP5rU)

371 Charles Lister on Twitter says a second ship, the Mesdar, has also been seized.

Unconfirmed, but ship has veered off course and is now headed to Iran.


https://tinyurl.com/y6zw6w7k

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 19, 2019 03:01 PM (AkkRZ)

372 Tacos? Burger King has tacos to sell?

Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 03:01 PM (I5SAg)

373 if I was king I would move the Palace to Birmingham.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 03:00 PM (zvCh4)

Yeah but does Alabama really want to deal with the Royals?

Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 19, 2019 03:02 PM (J70i0)

374 boots on the ground! let's do this! what's another trillion bucks or a thousand American lives

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at July 19, 2019 03:02 PM (7WqPr)

375 Hello Iran.

Trump is not like Carter and it is not just the cardigan and peanuts.

Posted by: Kissinger Advises at July 19, 2019 03:02 PM (uIqJA)

376 371 Charles Lister on Twitter says a second ship, the Mesdar, has also been seized.

Unconfirmed, but ship has veered off course and is now headed to Iran.


https://tinyurl.com/y6zw6w7k
Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 19, 2019 03:01 PM (AkkRZ)

=========

They're going for tacos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:02 PM (VyAV0)

377 we were talking the 1964 election here a few days ago. I looked up the British election that year. Labour won... by taking red (commie) strongholds in a sea of Tory blue.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 03:02 PM (zvCh4)

378
if I was king I would move the Palace to Birmingham.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 03:00 PM (zvCh4)


Birmingham has a larger muslim population than London

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 03:02 PM (TAmPV)

379 That scuffling sound you hear is the British Special Air Service, the SEALs, and Israeli's Mossad arm-wrestling for the right to go rescue the crew members.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 03:02 PM (NoKAc)

380
So what is it that grows on this puppet when it lies? Bigger boobies?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:01 PM (37IEG)


Baby, you better lie to me....and lie often.

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

381 >>That was a show of force, not actual use of force. No telling if they would have actually fired if the Iranians didn't turn tail.

Well clearly the Iranians didn't think it was just a show of force. Instead of trying to take the tanker they ran away.

We shall see.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 03:02 PM (K/2j/)

382 Maybe we need to make another mistaken shoot down of an Iranian passenger jet.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 19, 2019 03:02 PM (xPl2J)

383 Joke's on Iran.


We're sending them Ikea shelves with no instructions in the boxes.
Posted by: Sweden at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (tOP4K)

-------------------------------

Be sure to include 3 extra screws, just to mess with them...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 19, 2019 03:02 PM (Zbbka)

384 Send in the Swedish bikini team

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 03:02 PM (ILUPz)

385 ur banned

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2019 02:57 PM (DPjeO)
Not even barrelled? Is there a cuck style apology I could write for forgiveness?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 02:59 PM (37IEG)

3 lock her ups and 5 send her backs, alls gd

I pardon zee

Posted by: Al Yodel at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (DPjeO)

386 Mexico does far far worse on every hour on the hour to our country than Iran could ever dream of. And yet, they get a pass.

Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (ym5eo)

387
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (VyAV0)








Somewhat related: If Dinsey DOESN'T do a live action Pinocchio, with

the puppet being a girl who wants to be a real boy, they oughta revoke

their Woke card.


Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 02:56 PM (a2xio)




===========



So what is it that grows on this puppet when it lies? Bigger boobies?


Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:01 PM (37IEG)


An Adam's apple, duh.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (a2xio)

388 Not sure why people think the Brits won't fight when they already have shown they will.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (K/2j/)



Getting oil tankers seized is part and parcel of shipping in a great, global gulf.

We must learn to accept it.

Posted by: Sadiq Kahn at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (YA914)

389 if I was king I would move the Palace to Birmingham.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 03:00 PM (zvCh4)

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Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin

Singing songs about the Brit - land
I miss 'ole' 'bamy once again

Sweet Home Alabama!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (8XRCm)

390 OT but good news folks! I got contacted by that law group I'd been talking to, I'm officially in the pipeline, and they already have a couple of potential assignments for me. This is a fantastic development after a LONG search, so I am feeling grateful, excited and relieved all at once. Thanks to all y'all for the prayers and support you've given me through this long slog!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (NWiLs)

391 Yeah but does Alabama really want to deal with the Royals?
Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 19, 2019 03:02 PM (J70i0)


Nah, keep them in Kansas City.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (kUmUV)

392 read that the British MOD scrambled an emergency meeting...but first, a nice cup of tea - that's how I envision the meeting starting.

Posted by: IC

-

I remember reading where the American troops arrived to begin training for D-day and they observed that the British would stop their battle training for tea.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (4s48V)

393 Interesting too that these are bulk carriers - not "oil tankers"

Don't want to upset the apple, er, falafel cart too much, I guess.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (6qErC)

394
Somewhat related: If Dinsey DOESN'T do a live action Pinocchio, with the
puppet being a girl who wants to be a real boy, they oughta revoke
their Woke card.

Posted by: BurtTC





That's not her nose growing.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 03:00 PM (ql3m

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OHHHHH!!!
Tell another lie Pinocchio... and tell it real hard.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (pw+jk)

395 263 I just don't see Western Europe as an entity worth dying for... they have not been good friends or allies for a while now..... sooner or later actions have to have tangible consequences.... or these entitled children will never learn anything.....
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 02:49 PM (90T4r)


I agree. They piss all over us every chance they get. Some "allies". Fuck Western Europe.

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (xjiRE)

396 I want them to get super dark and do the original book.

I was to see Pinocchio hanged for hours, never dying.

For my inner child.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:59 PM (VyAV0)

are you saying you want to see Pinocchio Well Hung?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (Kpl3J)

397 if I was king I would move the Palace to Birmingham.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 03:00 PM (zvCh4)

Yeah but does Alabama really want to deal with the Royals?
Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 19, 2019 03:02 PM (J70i0)

Yeah, the team is fine in Kansas City.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (FTPn0)

398 UK send Diplo Douchebag. He's looking for work.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 19, 2019 03:04 PM (6/uwW)

399 374
boots on the ground! let's do this! what's another trillion bucks or a thousand American lives

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at July 19, 2019 03:02 PM (7WqPr)

Right, we'll build another democracy in the Muddled East! It will be a Persian Spring!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:04 PM (37IEG)

400 Britain clearly has a very weak government right now, and will have difficulty making a decision. The wild card is Trump.

Posted by: Tom Servo


I suspect that Trump will simply let the Euros stew in the mess they've made of their militaries, in the hope that they'll learn the lesson of their silly approach to a dangerous world. There's zero chance he'll commit American assets to cover their stupidity. Of course, if the Euros start doing business with the Iranians, things could go sideways quickly.

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 03:04 PM (T6t7i)

401 OT but good news folks! I got contacted by that law group I'd been talking to, I'm officially in the pipeline, and they already have a couple of potential assignments for me. This is a fantastic development after a LONG search, so I am feeling grateful, excited and relieved all at once. Thanks to all y'all for the prayers and support you've given me through this long slog!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (NWiLs)


Boom......

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

402 395 263 I just don't see Western Europe as an entity worth dying for... they have not been good friends or allies for a while now..... sooner or later actions have to have tangible consequences.... or these entitled children will never learn anything.....
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 02:49 PM (90T4r)

I agree. They piss all over us every chance they get. Some "allies". Fuck Western Europe.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (xjiRE)

==========

"Why aren't you saving me from this bully who's punching me in the face!?!?!"

"You've been calling me a piece of shit every time I lent you money for the past few decades."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:04 PM (VyAV0)

403 well, if someone informs Charles that the Farsis are Shiites and therefore heretics damned by Allah, he might well get things started

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 03:04 PM (zvCh4)

404 338 Replying to @Charles_Lister
The "Mesdar" *is* #UK-owned.

If it's confirmed the "Mesdar" has also been intercepted & taken in by the #IRGC, then we're in very dangerous territory.

That'd be x2 #British tankers seized by #Iran within hours of each other.

Hard not to see this forcing a response.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 02:57 PM (BqBId)
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UK's response: "We'll it's obvious they want the low quality and long waits of our NHS. Who wouldn't!"

Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2019 03:04 PM (G0vdT)

405 Yeah but does Alabama really want to deal with the Royals?
Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 19, 2019 03:02 PM (J70i0)

Nah, keep them in Kansas City.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (kUmUV)

Curses!

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2019 03:04 PM (FTPn0)

406 OT but good news folks! I got contacted by that law
group I'd been talking to, I'm officially in the pipeline, and they
already have a couple of potential assignments for me. This is a
fantastic development after a LONG search, so I am feeling grateful,
excited and relieved all at once. Thanks to all y'all for the prayers
and support you've given me through this long slog!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (NWiLs)

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GREAT news. Congrats Insom!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 03:04 PM (pw+jk)

407 Boy, Kerry and Obama just had everything all hunky-dorey with the Iranians, and then OrangeMan had to come and wreck it all...

What a shame, huh?

(/sarc, just in case it isn't incandescently obvious)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 03:04 PM (AURKQ)

408 Somewhat related: If Dinsey DOESN'T do a live action Pinocchio, with


the puppet being a girl who wants to be a real boy, they oughta revoke


their Woke card.



Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 02:56 PM (a2xio)






===========




So what is it that grows on this puppet when it lies? Bigger boobies?




Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:01 PM (37IEG)


An Adam's apple, duh.


Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (a2xio)


Besides, she's going to be a girl puppet, she won't lie. She'll suffer the negative effects of being mispronouned, and that'll cause her neck notch to grow.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 03:05 PM (a2xio)

409 396 I want them to get super dark and do the original book.

I was to see Pinocchio hanged for hours, never dying.

For my inner child.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:59 PM (VyAV0)

are you saying you want to see Pinocchio Well Hung?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (Kpl3J)

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I used hanged for a reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:05 PM (VyAV0)

410 We are always one bomb away from peace in the middle east.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 19, 2019 03:05 PM (wGbBR)

411
i'd love to be a fly on the wall in kerrys office
Posted by: willow

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Really, what motivates that ass to keep it up with Iran? All I can think of is sheer ego.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 03:05 PM (M9ntN)

412 That was a show of force, not actual use of force. No telling if they would have actually fired if the Iranians didn't turn tail.

But, I do think Britain still has some steel in its spine - I just am unsure how much truly functioning military equipment they still have.

Posted by: Hammy at July 19, 2019 03:01 PM (3ZtZW)


Believing that you will use force is the goal.

Posted by: Blue Collar Red Neck at July 19, 2019 03:05 PM (Hwt6E)

413 INSOMNIAC WOOO HOOO

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 03:05 PM (zvCh4)

414 Jack in the Box tacos are so bad I usually get 6

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 03:05 PM (ILUPz)

415 Britain, the country that has determined it's rayciss to fly the Union Jack flag, same place where the #1 baby name is Mohammed... that place?"

Yeah. Have Sadiq Khan plead for 'em.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 03:05 PM (6qErC)

416 Well John Bolton must be just giddy.
In other news..
WHERE ARE THE INDICTMENTS?
Yet ANOTHER Friday, and SILL NO INDICTMENTS
Is Durham another Huber Head Fake?

Posted by: Quilp at July 19, 2019 03:05 PM (Bf3hj)

417 >>OT but good news folks! I got contacted by that law
group I'd been talking to, I'm officially in the pipeline, and they
already have a couple of potential assignments for me. This is a
fantastic development after a LONG search, so I am feeling grateful,
excited and relieved all at once. Thanks to all y'all for the prayers
and support you've given me through this long slog!

Does this mean I don't get to shoot you?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 03:05 PM (K/2j/)

418 A drunk Spaniard wandered across the border.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:00 PM (VyAV0)

--------------------------

Was he looking for a six-fingered man?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (Zbbka)

419 400 Britain clearly has a very weak government right now, and will have difficulty making a decision. The wild card is Trump.

Posted by: Tom Servo

I suspect that Trump will simply let the Euros stew in the mess they've made of their militaries, in the hope that they'll learn the lesson of their silly approach to a dangerous world. There's zero chance he'll commit American assets to cover their stupidity. Of course, if the Euros start doing business with the Iranians, things could go sideways quickly.
Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 03:04 PM (T6t7i)

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Europe has been pulling back more than engaging with Iran ever since Trump became president, and that was before Iran starting taking European tankers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (VyAV0)

420 Great news insomniac.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (4s48V)

421 If it's confirmed the "Mesdar" has also been intercepted & taken in by the #IRGC, then we're in very dangerous territory.
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That would total three ships, two of which are known to be British. The Riah is Panamanian flagged, but its ownership is unknown right now. The US says it's UAE, but UAE says it isn't.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (hjaPQ)

422 We should go over and rescue those two tankers.

And keep them for ourselves.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (AURKQ)

423 Not sure why people think the Brits won't fight when they already have shown they will.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (K/2j/)

Because the Horde defaults to despondency. I thought you knew that.

All that aside, what would be the best play? Me, I think moving in forces and then waiting is the best. Time is not on Iran's side, they need relief, they don't have much in the way of economic and strategic depth. By sitting and waiting you let the pressure of events force them to make a move, one that may provide better options for you.

Just my thoughts.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (hLRSq)

424 416 Well John Bolton must be just giddy.
In other news..
WHERE ARE THE INDICTMENTS?
Yet ANOTHER Friday, and SILL NO INDICTMENTS
Is Durham another Huber Head Fake?
Posted by: Quilp at July 19, 2019 03:05 PM (Bf3hj)
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#TwoWeeks

Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (G0vdT)

425 I want tacos.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:52 PM (VyAV0)
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Appropriate.

Posted by: Pretend Conservative at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (1u/R3)

426
I agree. They piss all over us every chance they get. Some "allies". Fuck Western Europe.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (xjiRE)

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There are European countries I care about, but not in the West.

GB was an exception to that. But "was" is the operative word. They shouldn't have tried to subvert the American republican form of government in order to bolster their globalist ties with Empress Thundershart's mafia.

That's a real "goodwill eliminator" for me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (fUqBx)

427 "411
i'd love to be a fly on the wall in kerrys office "

we're all busy in Barack's

Posted by: the emissaries of baalzebub at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (zvCh4)

428 OT but good news folks! I got contacted by that law group I'd been talking to, I'm officially in the pipeline, and they already have a couple of potential assignments for me. This is a fantastic development after a LONG search, so I am feeling grateful, excited and relieved all at once. Thanks to all y'all for the prayers and support you've given me through this long slog!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (NWiLs)

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Nice.

Good luck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (VyAV0)

429 OT but good news folks! I got contacted by that law
group I'd been talking to, I'm officially in the pipeline, and they
already have a couple of potential assignments for me. This is a
fantastic development after a LONG search, so I am feeling grateful,
excited and relieved all at once. Thanks to all y'all for the prayers
and support you've given me through this long slog!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (NWiLs)

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FUCKIN A DUDE!!!!


A girl AND a job in the same year!!!


*dont fuck it up bruh.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (8XRCm)

430
Boy, Kerry and Obama just had everything all hunky-dorey with the Iranians, and then OrangeMan had to come and wreck it all...

What a shame, huh?

(/sarc, just in case it isn't incandescently obvious)
Posted by: Warai-otoko

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You know this is literally what Ben Rhodes and his faithful army of 27-year-olds (and 37-year-olds and 47-year-olds) is thinking.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (M9ntN)

431 Congrats Insom!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (ycWCI)

432 Yeah. Have Sadiq Khan plead for 'em.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 03:05 PM (6qErC)


He orchestrated the seizure.

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

433 390
OT but good news folks! I got contacted by that law group I'd been
talking to, I'm officially in the pipeline, and they already have a
couple of potential assignments for me. This is a fantastic development
after a LONG search, so I am feeling grateful, excited and relieved all
at once. Thanks to all y'all for the prayers and support you've given me
through this long slog!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (NWiLs)

Hot damn! It IS the summer of Insomniac. Congratulations.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (t6MX/)

434
OT but good news folks! I got contacted by that law
group I'd been talking to, I'm officially in the pipeline, and they
already have a couple of potential assignments for me. This is a
fantastic development after a LONG search, so I am feeling grateful,
excited and relieved all at once. Thanks to all y'all for the prayers
and support you've given me through this long slog!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (NWiLs)

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AWESOME!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 03:07 PM (M9ntN)

435
Somewhat related: If Dinsey DOESN'T do a live action Pinocchio, with
the puppet being a girl who wants to be a real boy, they oughta revoke

their Woke card.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 02:56 PM (a2xio)


It won't be her nose that grows when she tells a lie.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 03:07 PM (TAmPV)

436 The right wing extremist terrorists were heard shouting a variant of the religious exaltation "God is great".

Posted by: This... is CNN at July 19, 2019 03:07 PM (Xf2dJ)

437 Nice, Insom.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 03:07 PM (fUqBx)

438 362 Joke's on Iran.
We're sending them Ikea shelves with no instructions in the boxes.
Posted by: Sweden at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (tOP4K)

With wierd dave's woodworking in reserve.

Boom

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2019 03:07 PM (DPjeO)

439 I used hanged for a reason."

So, the jig is up?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 03:07 PM (6qErC)

440 i'd love to be a fly on the wall in kerrys office "

we're all busy in Barack's
Posted by: the emissaries of baalzebub at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (zvCh4)


IT'S BECAUSE FLIES ARE ATTRACTED TO SHIT.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at July 19, 2019 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

441 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (M9ntN)

You misspelled "exactly"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 19, 2019 03:07 PM (oqV6o)

442 Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (NWiLs)

That's wonderful news. Thanks be to God and of course the pray-ers pray for you, dear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 03:08 PM (+0VWg)

443 * does Snoopy dance for Insom *

Posted by: Emmie at July 19, 2019 03:08 PM (4HMW8)

444 Iran Seizes British-Flagged, Swedish-Owned Tanker, Takes Crew Hostage;

It's the flag that matters ... which is why the AMerican flag is not just a piece of cloth that people have the right to burn under the laughable guise of "free speech". If they hate the flag and AMerica then they are free to SAY they hate the flag and America, but the flag, itself, is a legal entity, not unlike a contract ... and you can't just tear up a paper contract as a matter of "free speech".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 03:08 PM (6fsOH)

445 This is John Kerry trying to eff with the election. I guarantee it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 03:08 PM (jUVms)

446 Believing that you will use force is the goal.

Posted by: Blue Collar Red Neck at July 19, 2019 03:05 PM (Hwt6E)

These are not the large tracts of land you were looking for.

Posted by: UK MOD at July 19, 2019 03:08 PM (t6MX/)

447 There are European countries I care about, but not in the West.



GB was an exception to that. But "was" is the operative word. They
shouldn't have tried to subvert the American republican form of
government in order to bolster their globalist ties with Empress
Thundershart's mafia.



That's a real "goodwill eliminator" for me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



Also, they were real tools in the War of 1812.

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 03:08 PM (T6t7i)

448 ou know this is literally what Ben Rhodes and his faithful army of 27-year-olds (and 37-year-olds and 47-year-olds) is thinking.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (M9ntN)
Thinking? Shit, they're about 40 characters away from hitting the publish icon.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:08 PM (37IEG)

449 CONGRATS Insom !!!!!!!

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 03:09 PM (BqBId)

450 Because the Horde defaults to despondency. I thought you knew that.

All that aside, what would be the best play? Me, I think moving in forces and then waiting is the best. Time is not on Iran's side, they need relief, they don't have much in the way of economic and strategic depth. By sitting and waiting you let the pressure of events force them to make a move, one that may provide better options for you.

Just my thoughts.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (hLRSq)

The best play would be to remind all those Gulf tankers that Iran has no raiders in the Gulf of Mexico, so buy American Oil, at this slightly higher special price.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2019 03:09 PM (FTPn0)

451 GB was an exception to that. But "was" is the operative word. They shouldn't have tried to subvert the American republican form of government in order to bolster their globalist ties with Empress Thundershart's mafia.

That's a real "goodwill eliminator" for me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (fUqBx)


Yep.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 03:09 PM (6fsOH)

452 Maybe we need to make another mistaken shoot down of an Iranian passenger jet.


Posted by: Mark1971 at July 19, 2019 03:02 PM


Nah. Just conduct "Operation Praying Mantis II".

Posted by: Bert G at July 19, 2019 03:09 PM (tOP4K)

453 424 416 Well John Bolton must be just giddy.
In other news..
WHERE ARE THE INDICTMENTS?
Yet ANOTHER Friday, and SILL NO INDICTMENTS
Is Durham another Huber Head Fake?
Posted by: Quilp at July 19, 2019 03:05 PM (Bf3hj)
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#TwoWeeks

Tick tock

Posted by: Hannity at July 19, 2019 03:09 PM (O2RFr)

454 445 This is John Kerry trying to eff with the election. I guarantee it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 03:08 PM (jUVms)

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I want Trump to have access to all of Kerry's communications and for him to release those in October right before charging the man with something big and hauling him away in handcuffs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:09 PM (VyAV0)

455 Hungary and Poland are arming up in Europe.

It will be sweet, sweet justice when our Eastern European friends run roughshod over the continent.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2019 03:09 PM (YA914)

456 The Conservative Case For State Sponsored Muslim Pirate Terror Attacks

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2019 03:09 PM (Xf2dJ)

457 Shit could get interesting.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2019 03:09 PM (q1BC2)

458 OT but good news folks! I got contacted by that law group I'd been talking to, I'm officially in the pipeline, and they already have a couple of potential assignments for me. This is a fantastic development after a LONG search, so I am feeling grateful, excited and relieved all at once. Thanks to all y'all for the prayers and support you've given me through this long slog!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (NWiLs)

Congrats Insom!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 03:09 PM (RD7QR)

459 I've been on the cryptophone telling the Iranians everything my spies in the White House and State Dept have got.

Posted by: I'm With Hillary at July 19, 2019 03:09 PM (Y274z)

460 "FUCKIN A DUDE!!!! "

Ratched isn't going to like that.

Posted by: Phrasing at July 19, 2019 03:09 PM (zvCh4)

461 America is coming back, it's quite possible that Boris may help in a resurgence of Britannia.

Posted by: Blue Collar Red Neck at July 19, 2019 03:09 PM (Hwt6E)

462 Well, why not? It's not like the euroweenies are going to do anything about it, right?

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:10 PM (v0R5T)

463 It will be sweet, sweet justice when our Eastern European friends run roughshod over the continent.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2019 03:09 PM (YA914)

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Asia..... right????

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 03:10 PM (8XRCm)

464 Ha. One of Mueller's key witnesses in the Russia investigation was just charged with child sex trafficking.

That's gonna leave a mark.

https://tinyurl.com/y6znpdlf

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 03:10 PM (K/2j/)

465 460 "FUCKIN A DUDE!!!! "

Ratched isn't going to like that.
Posted by: Phrasing at July 19, 2019 03:09 PM (zvCh4)

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What if that's her thing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:10 PM (VyAV0)

466 "FUCKIN A DUDE!!!! "

Ratched isn't going to like that.
Posted by: Phrasing at July 19, 2019 03:09 PM (zvCh4)

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oh.

shit.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 03:10 PM (8XRCm)

467 455
Hungary and Poland are arming up in Europe.



It will be sweet, sweet justice when our Eastern European friends run roughshod over the continent.


I'm really looking forward to the reconstitution of the Winged Hussars.

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 03:10 PM (T6t7i)

468 463 It will be sweet, sweet justice when our Eastern European friends run roughshod over the continent.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2019 03:09 PM (YA914)

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Asia..... right????
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 03:10 PM (8XRCm)

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Poland and the Knights Templar through Germany, France, Spain, Portugal, and to the sea.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:11 PM (VyAV0)

469 Thanks to all y'all for the prayers
and support you've given me through this long slog!


Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (NWiLs)

WEAR PANTS!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2019 03:11 PM (wYseH)

470 @416

I'm giving it till Nov/Dec time period till I completely throw my hands up and say nothing is going to happen.


But if by December indictments don't come tumbling down on at least a dozen peoples heads then nobody will ever face justice and they will have gotten away with it.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 19, 2019 03:11 PM (88mwq)

471 If Formerly Great Britain sends their Aircraft Carrier into action, won't the pilots be USMC Pilots.

Last I heard, Britain didn't have any trained F35 pilots, so we loaned them a Marine Squadron.

Or is that done with?

Posted by: rd at July 19, 2019 03:11 PM (EK+Pw)

472 Every time Iran pulls a stunt Matt Drudge has to change his lacy thong underwear.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at July 19, 2019 03:12 PM (BRpqW)

473 Insom! Congratulations, amigo!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 03:12 PM (gC2IV)

474 Don't worry. I've still got my security clearance and I'll make sure Donald doesn't do anything I wouldn't do.

Posted by: Baracky at July 19, 2019 03:12 PM (Y274z)

475 Good-oh, Insomniac, good-oh I say!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 19, 2019 03:12 PM (oqV6o)

476 I'm really looking forward to the reconstitution of the Winged Hussars.


Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 03:10 PM (T6t7i)
And the Polish Imperial Guard Lancers

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:12 PM (37IEG)

477 Jeffrey Epstein has all of John Kerrys numbers in his black book and a ton of different Kennedys.

Posted by: Media Does not report at July 19, 2019 03:12 PM (uIqJA)

478 That's gonna leave a mark.

https://tinyurl.com/y6znpdlf
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 03:10 PM (K/2j/)

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Boy, Epstein, and now Nader.

If you want to traffic in children for deviant sex, make sure to do it on Bob Mueller's watch, amirite?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 03:12 PM (fUqBx)

479 And Congratulations to Insomniac!

Posted by: rd at July 19, 2019 03:12 PM (EK+Pw)

480 474 Don't worry. I've still got my security clearance and I'll make sure Donald doesn't do anything I wouldn't do.
Posted by: Baracky at July 19, 2019 03:12 PM (Y274z)

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"Right after my afternoon nap...and my play time with Branson."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:12 PM (VyAV0)

481
18 If John Kerry were still Sec of State, this would never have happened because he would have given the tanker to the Iranians as a token of our good intentions
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2019 02:24 PM (ZqRa6)

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Winter Spring Summer or Fall
All you have to do is call
And the ship is yours
You've got a friend

Posted by: Squishy Old Communist Heroin Addict at July 19, 2019 03:12 PM (tdpVh)

482 If ever there was a time for the Swedish Bikini Team to return to action, this may be it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 03:13 PM (DMUuz)

483 Sorry too lazy to look it up, but what has the UK said about this so far?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2019 03:13 PM (jjaLl)

484 464 Ha. One of Mueller's key witnesses in the Russia investigation was just charged with child sex trafficking.

That's gonna leave a mark.

https://tinyurl.com/y6znpdlf

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 03:10 PM (K/2j/)


A boy, it's a boy.
Mueller smoozes up to pederast for his key witness.
They look long enough and they'll find Mueller...
No, it wasn't Mueller, it was WEINSTEIN.

Posted by: Blue Collar Red Neck at July 19, 2019 03:13 PM (Hwt6E)

485 Looks like we're up to two British oil tankers, do I hear three? Is this Iran's legitimate reaction to the cats trailer, Andrew Lloyd Webber being English and all that?

(Fog of War disclaimer active)

Posted by: Riskin_the_Ban_Hammer at July 19, 2019 03:13 PM (sYV5O)

486 The Chicken hawks are chomping at the bit, wanting to send our blood and treasure to another useless war

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 03:13 PM (ILUPz)

487 483 Sorry too lazy to look it up, but what has the UK said about this so far?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2019 03:13 PM (jjaLl)

============

We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:14 PM (VyAV0)

488 I wonder if Theresa May regrets supporting the squad?

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 19, 2019 03:14 PM (P1AAi)

489 Thanks everyone! I actually have a call coming in soon so I need to jump off. I'll check in later!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:14 PM (NWiLs)

490 OT but good news folks! I got contacted by that law group I'd been talking to, I'm officially in the pipeline, and they already have a couple of potential assignments for me. This is a fantastic development after a LONG search, so I am feeling grateful, excited and relieved all at once. Thanks to all y'all for the prayers and support you've given me through this long slog!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (NWiLs)

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Glad to hear it !

Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 03:14 PM (arJlL)

491 I suddenly want to double feature Darkest Hour and Dunkirk.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:14 PM (VyAV0)

492 426
GB was an exception to that. But "was" is the operative word. They shouldn't have tried to subvert the American republican form of government in order to bolster their globalist ties with Empress Thundershart's mafia.

That's a real "goodwill eliminator" for me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 03:06 PM (fUqBx)


Yeah, that too.

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 03:14 PM (xjiRE)

493 Looks like we're up to two British oil tankers, do I hear three? Is this Iran's legitimate reaction to the cats trailer, Andrew Lloyd Webber being English and all that?

(Fog of War disclaimer active)
Posted by: Riskin


You may be on to something here.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 03:15 PM (tH5fk)

494 Every time a lawyer gets a job, a devil gets his pitchfork.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 03:15 PM (K/2j/)

495 Do the Swedes have anything to trade to get their boat back?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2019 03:16 PM (hi6cA)

496 I know a few people who got in a little trouble with a Nuke Iran sign in 1979, still wonder if it wasn't a bad idea.

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 03:16 PM (BbGew)

497 Every time a lawyer gets a job, a devil gets his pitchfork.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 03:15 PM (K/2j/)

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I'm guessing Insom's been hired to head up Barr's investigation. That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 03:16 PM (fUqBx)

498 494
Every time a lawyer gets a job, a devil gets his pitchfork.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 03:15 PM (K/2j/)
Oh, I thought you were gonna say Iran captures another tanker.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:16 PM (37IEG)

499 Ha. One of Mueller's key witnesses in the Russia investigation was just charged with child sex trafficking.


Mueller's team knew that he was under sealed indictment for child sex crimes *before* they started interviewing him. He went unprosecuted for 18 months.

Also, the report cited him as a source a couple of dozen times. I forget the numbers, but it's close to 1 page in 10. When they knew he was a child molester.

This is utterly charming.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2019 03:16 PM (fuK7c)

500 i agree. this has kerry's hoofprints all over it. that fucker must pay, sooner or later. i'll never see it. and neither will he.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 03:16 PM (KP5rU)

501 494 Every time a lawyer gets a job, a devil gets his pitchfork.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 03:15 PM (K/2j/)


With roasted marshmallows on the tips.

Posted by: Blue Collar Red Neck at July 19, 2019 03:16 PM (Hwt6E)

502 I smell a rat..Only cruise ships are registered in a country like the UK. Every other merchant ship is registered in some shit-hole country to avoid taxes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 03:16 PM (1ISKN)

503 495
Do the Swedes have anything to trade to get their boat back?


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2019 03:16 PM (hi6cA)
Apart from young blonde girls you mean.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:17 PM (37IEG)

504 495 Do the Swedes have anything to trade to get their boat back?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2019 03:16 PM (hi6cA)

ABBA comes to mind.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 19, 2019 03:17 PM (kUmUV)

505 You know where I'd like to send her back to?

Arkansas.

Make the witch spend the rest of her days within Arkansas. Ankle bracelet.

They have hospitals and Wal Mart there
. Some of the counties are wet so she can load up on val u rite.

Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2019 03:17 PM (Y274z)

506 but what has the UK said about this so far?"

They've called a meeting of COBRA

Seriously...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 03:17 PM (6qErC)

507 OT: but saw on another site that the Top Gun 2 trailer removed the Japanese and Taiwan patches from Maverick's jacket (from previous movie) to possibly appease the ChiComs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2019 03:17 PM (ycWCI)

508 495 There is always the Swedish bikini team in burkas

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 03:17 PM (BbGew)

509 I know a few people who got in a little trouble with a Nuke Iran sign in 1979, still wonder if it wasn't a bad idea.
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 03:16 PM (BbGew)


We have tactical nukes now. We can nuke the piss out of them, one building at a time.

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

510 Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (NWiLs)

Yay Insom!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:17 PM (D/hUK)

511 490
OT but good news folks! I got contacted by that law group I'd been
talking to, I'm officially in the pipeline, and they already have a
couple of potential assignments for me. This is a fantastic development
after a LONG search, so I am feeling grateful, excited and relieved all
at once. Thanks to all y'all for the prayers and support you've given me
through this long slog!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (NWiLs)



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Glad to hear it !

Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 03:14 PM (arJlL)
Awesome news!! Hope it all works out. Keep us posted.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 19, 2019 03:17 PM (N39Ws)

512 506 but what has the UK said about this so far?"

They've called a meeting of COBRA

Seriously...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 03:17 PM (6qErC)

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What does this have to do with the Consolidated Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Act of 1985?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:17 PM (VyAV0)

513
The toughest person in England is the Trump baby balloon.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 03:18 PM (TAmPV)

514 Iranians better watch out. The Brits have a new 007. And its a chick.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:18 PM (2LelM)

515 Also, Tom Cruise is firing up his F/A-18 Super Hornet, to see if he can get out to Iran before the SAS, SEALs or Mossad can get out there.

His plane has the new wheelchair lift-to-cockpit modification, frequent urination personal-relief tubes and Boost vitamin/protein drinks in a small cooler within arm's reach.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 03:18 PM (NoKAc)

516
This is utterly charming.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2019 03:16 PM (fuK7c)

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And, it was his FBI that helped the government deceive Epstein's victims during the secret plea agreement way back when.

Mueller is one of the lowest turds in the septic tank of American government.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 03:18 PM (fUqBx)

517 *happy dance for Insomniac*

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 03:18 PM (a0IVu)

518 477 - Say what you will, us Kennedys like our women grown. This one chick, Mary Jo Kopechne, she gets soooo wet!

Posted by: zombie Ted Kennedy at July 19, 2019 03:18 PM (H5knJ)

519 502 And maritime regulations, and unions

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 03:18 PM (BbGew)

520 #505 I hope COBRA used the Cone of Silence. Iran has big ears.

Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2019 03:18 PM (Y274z)

521 Well, you know, we sort of are technically at war with them. There was that whole act of war embassy seizure back in the dawn of time before the interwebs.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:18 PM (37IEG)

522
OT but good news folks! I got contacted by that law group I'd been
talking to, I'm officially in the pipeline, and they already have a
couple of potential assignments for me. This is a fantastic development
after a LONG search, so I am feeling grateful, excited and relieved all
at once. Thanks to all y'all for the prayers and support you've given me
through this long slog!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (NWiLs)


Tried to think of a snarky inappropriate snide remark to break your balls. But dammit if this isn't just great news to be celebrating. Nice job Insomniac!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2019 03:18 PM (hi6cA)

523 OT: but saw on another site that the Top Gun 2 trailer removed the Japanese and Taiwan patches from Maverick's jacket (from previous movie) to possibly appease the ChiComs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2019 03:17 PM (ycWCI)

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Please tell me there are four hammer and sickles on the side of his F18

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 03:18 PM (8XRCm)

524
What does this have to do with the Consolidated Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Act of 1985?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:17 PM (VyAV0)


No, it's their carry over insurance policy.

Posted by: Blue Collar Red Neck at July 19, 2019 03:19 PM (Hwt6E)

525 ABBA comes to mind.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 19, 2019 03:17 PM (kUmUV)

Hmmm, make the Iranians spend so much time digging the hooks out that the regime collapses from within... not a horrible plan.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2019 03:19 PM (ycWCI)

526 Imam, you better take care if I find you've been creeping round my back stairs.

Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot, with ivory pistols and intimidating epaulets at July 19, 2019 03:19 PM (nFwvY)

527 We're not saying it was the Axe Body Wash recommended here on this very blog, Insomniac, but it was the Axe Body Wash.

Posted by: axe.com at July 19, 2019 03:19 PM (DMUuz)

528 Nicely done, Insomniac.

Nicely done, indeed.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 03:19 PM (NoKAc)

529 There is always the Swedish bikini team inburkas burkinis.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2019 03:19 PM (YA914)

530 Also, the report cited him as a source a couple of dozen times. I forget the numbers, but it's close to 1 page in 10. When they knew he was a child molester.

This is utterly charming.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2019 03:16 PM (fuK7c)

I wonder if the child molesting charges produced the testimony Mueller wanted in the first place. Everything else he did was basically blackmail for testimony.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2019 03:19 PM (FTPn0)

531 512 506 but what has the UK said about this so far?"

They've called a meeting of COBRA

Seriously...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 03:17 PM (6qErC)

==========

What does this have to do with the Consolidated Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Act of 1985?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:17 PM (VyAV0)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Cobra Commander at July 19, 2019 03:19 PM (RD7QR)

532 What does this have to do with the Consolidated Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Act of 1985?"

"Cabinet Office... whatever"

Tea first, then a discussion on who sits where, and when will Penny get there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 03:19 PM (6qErC)

533 520 #505 I hope COBRA used the Cone of Silence. Iran has big ears.
Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2019 03:18 PM (Y274z)

=========

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNP_S0qkILo

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:19 PM (VyAV0)

534 It is time to select an IRGC base and make it disappear. And then not say a word.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2019 03:19 PM (XrCyE)

535 If Britain asks for NATO help it will be interesting to see the Democrats disavow NATO instantly.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 19, 2019 03:19 PM (P1AAi)

536
We have tactical nukes now. We can nuke the piss out of them, one building at a time.

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)
We had tactical nukes then, and a peanut farmer at the helm.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:19 PM (37IEG)

537 524
What does this have to do with the Consolidated Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Act of 1985?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:17 PM (VyAV0)


No, it's their carry over insurance policy.
Posted by: Blue Collar Red Neck at July 19, 2019 03:19 PM (Hwt6E)

==========

Ha!

That's where the carry over insurance policy originated from!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:20 PM (VyAV0)

538 Sorry too lazy to look it up, but what has the UK said about this so far?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2019 03:13 PM (jjaLl)
.........

The mayor of London could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

539 What is COBRA?

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 03:20 PM (a0IVu)

540 >>> OT but good news folks!
~~~~~

That's wonderful, Insom!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 19, 2019 03:20 PM (NtglE)

541 I'm officially in the pipeline"

Sounds cramped, it does. We'll send a pig after you...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 03:20 PM (6qErC)

542 The Brits won't stop Muslims from literally raping an entire city's baby girls for decades on end.

You think their gonna do shit about some dudes on a boat?

Bwhahahahaha

They're gonna come crying to big daddy USA.

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 19, 2019 03:20 PM (x+F96)

543 Time for the depleted uranium rods with guidance packages from orbit I think.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:21 PM (37IEG)

544 The IRGC seized the tanker at the request of the maritime authorities in the Iranian province of Hormozgan for "not following international maritime regulations," state television cited an IRGC statement as saying.

Yeah, I didn't get any of that.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2019 03:21 PM (XrCyE)

545 539 What is COBRA?
Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 03:20 PM (a0IVu)

The sworn enemy of GI Joe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2019 03:21 PM (ycWCI)

546

They do not like people turning away from their oil. What would they have left? No power whatsoever.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:21 PM (vEIlU)

547 The second tanker seizure by Iran has been confirmed.

"US Defence Officials confirm to barbarastarrcnn that a second (British-linked) tanker, the Mesdar, has also been seized by Iranian forces today"

https://tinyurl.com/y24ruvj8

Posted by: The Institute at July 19, 2019 03:21 PM (3R6IE)

548 539 What is COBRA?
---
I take it to be a high-level security response team.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 03:21 PM (hjaPQ)

549 Sounds cramped, it does. We'll send a pig after you...

Yeah, well, *you* grease up the pig this time.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2019 03:21 PM (fuK7c)

550 Huh, guess Tehran thinks the world will do nothing again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 03:21 PM (RnxWP)

551 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:14 PM (VyAV0)



LOL!! Well done! Unfortunately, also wishful thinking in this new age of Impotentiam Britannica......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2019 03:21 PM (jjaLl)

552 What is COBRA?"

UK Cabinet Office Briefing Room...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 03:22 PM (6qErC)

553 #BREAKING: US Defence Officials confirm to
@barbarastarrcnn
that a second (British-linked) tanker, the Mesdar, has also been seized by Iranian forces today

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 19, 2019 03:22 PM (AkkRZ)

554 535
If Britain asks for NATO help it will be interesting to see the Democrats disavow NATO instantly.


Posted by: Dr Spank


IIRC, the EU created a multinational rapid reaction force for situations such as this. I'll be very interested to see them deploy. I'm also waiting for flying monkeys.

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 03:22 PM (T6t7i)

555 The mayor of London could not be reached for comment.

It's Trump's fault.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2019 03:22 PM (XrCyE)

556 #518 it was reported in NYT 1974 that the Kopechne family collected more than $150000 in their lawsuit.

Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2019 03:22 PM (Y274z)

557 550 Huh, guess Tehran thinks the world will do nothing again.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 03:21 PM (RnxWP)

==========

I think they're hoping for an armed response backed by an America that doesn't win wars anymore and has no stomach for new overseas conflict.

This could lead to Trump getting into a quagmire and losing the 2020 election, giving Iran someone like Kamala to deal with instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:22 PM (VyAV0)

558 2
2
2 tankers for one!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:22 PM (37IEG)

559 Congratulations on your awesome news, Insomniac!!!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 03:22 PM (RBOtF)

560 Where were the British when the Ceylons were attacking Westeros?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 02:49 PM (gC2IV)


Hiding on the Galactica

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 03:22 PM (kw5n8)

561 COBRA = Consolidated Omnibus Budget Recnciliation Act

Health insurance you can keep for a period of time after you separate from the employer who originally provided it to you.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 19, 2019 03:22 PM (NtglE)

562 522; best OT all day

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 03:22 PM (U7k5w)

563 What is COBRA?
Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 03:20 PM (a0IVu)


-----

It allows you to keep your employer provided health insurance for six months after you quit, but you have to pay the premiums.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 03:23 PM (8XRCm)

564 I'm glad to see Trump appears to be walking back his walk-back or disavowal. I think -- I hope -- he is finally realizing that he can't schmooze, deal, sweet talk or otherwise politically negotiate with the Left.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 19, 2019 03:23 PM (H8QX8)

565 We love ya Insomniac!

Now we need to bomb the fuck out of Iran's naval ports right now.

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 19, 2019 03:23 PM (ETakv)

566 561 COBRA = Consolidated Omnibus Budget Recnciliation Act

Health insurance you can keep for a period of time after you separate from the employer who originally provided it to you.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 19, 2019 03:22 PM (NtglE)

=========

Without the employer contribution.

So that $250 per month premium suddenly becomes $800 per month.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:23 PM (VyAV0)

567 The second tanker seizure by Iran has been confirmed.

"US Defence Officials confirm to barbarastarrcnn that a second (British-linked) tanker, the Mesdar, has also been seized by Iranian forces today"

https://tinyurl.com/y24ruvj8
Posted by: The Institute at July 19, 2019 03:21 PM (3R6IE)


oh oh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:23 PM (vEIlU)

568 I'm also waiting for flying monkeys.
Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 03:22 PM


The pigs are tied up with pipeline rescue duties.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 03:24 PM (DMUuz)

569 ...I got contacted by that law group I'd been
talking to...


Do you need a bail bondsman?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 19, 2019 03:24 PM (FTlwv)

570 Yeah, well, *you* grease up the pig this time."

Pipeline Inspection Gear...

Ok, that still came out wrong.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 03:24 PM (6qErC)

571 Maybe we will see a replay of Operation Ajax and the new Shah will be installed by the CIA and the Brits.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 03:24 PM (K/2j/)

572 Revolutionary Guard or Boy Scouts of Mayhem?

These are the assclowns who wear sashes, berets and dance around with AK-47s, no?

Posted by: Fritz at July 19, 2019 03:24 PM (kLDv+)

573 What is COBRA? A high cost healthcare plan when you lose your job?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 03:24 PM (ILUPz)

574 Sky News in live on youtube and are talking about it now

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 19, 2019 03:24 PM (dKiJG)

575 The mayor of London could not be reached for comment.

Searching for helium for the Trump balloon?

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 03:24 PM (gmo/4)

576 America is coming back, it's quite possible that Boris may help in a resurgence of Britannia.
Posted by: Blue Collar Red Neck


And yes, pigs may fly someday, too.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 19, 2019 03:24 PM (vcOmj)

577 So the Iranians are demanding we provide them with free health care?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:24 PM (37IEG)

578 573 What is COBRA? A high cost healthcare plan when you lose your job?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 03:24 PM (ILUPz)

==========

Proof that employers pay a whole lot more than just your salary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:25 PM (VyAV0)

579 Maybe....Now that U.S. is energy independent.....You guys tell Britain, Japan and Europe, that you willing to hold coats, while they defend their oil supply?


Posted by: MR. KIM at July 19, 2019 03:25 PM (lMn1U)

580 #13 I'm not buying "wandering off course" . In those waters everyone is alert.

This ship was sent out there as bait.

Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2019 03:25 PM (Y274z)

581 If the Queen was to just up and nuke Tehran it'd be a welcome change.

Posted by: DaveA at July 19, 2019 03:25 PM (FhXTo)

582 *happy dance*

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:25 PM (d7Ww2)

583 579 Maybe....Now that U.S. is energy independent.....You guys tell Britain, Japan and Europe, that you willing to hold coats, while they defend their oil supply?


Posted by: MR. KIM at July 19, 2019 03:25 PM (lMn1U)

========

Or they could invest in American oil. A much more stable source, if you ask me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:25 PM (VyAV0)

584 577 So the Iranians are demanding we provide them with free health care?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:24 PM (37IEG)

Well, a pallet of greenbacks does not go as far as it used to...
-the Iranians

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2019 03:25 PM (ycWCI)

585 I don't know, but this is the fucking High Seas and if there's any testosterone left in their balls, they will do something.

And fast.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 03:26 PM (NFEMn)

586 US Defence Officials confirm to barbarastarrcnn that a second (British-linked) tanker, the Mesdar, has also been seized by Iranian forces today"

That's the first bulk oil carrier. Frosty, things are now getting...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 03:26 PM (6qErC)

587 Got BBC AM on but it's showing Aliens

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 03:26 PM (BbGew)

588 550
Huh, guess Tehran thinks the world will do nothing again.


Posted by: Anna Puma



Why should we? There's enough oil floating around the globe now. The Persians need our money more than we need their oil. Ship Saudi oil through the SoH on American flagged tankers and dare the Iranians to attack them.
The Chinese, OTOH, might get frisky if the oil's cut off.

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 03:26 PM (T6t7i)

589 Proof that employers pay a whole lot more than just your salary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:25 PM (VyAV0)

Seriously. I have great health insurance through my work which is a life saver given my daughter's medical needs.

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 03:26 PM (a0IVu)

590 581
If the Queen was to just up and nuke Tehran it'd be a welcome change.


Posted by: DaveA at July 19, 2019 03:25 PM (FhXTo)
So long as she wears an eye patch and wears a pirate hat while she does it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:26 PM (37IEG)

591 "The United States reserves the right to defend our personnel, our facilities and interests," Trump said.

"We have the greatest ships -- the most deadly ships, we don't want to have to use them," he told reporters at the White House. "We hope for their sake they don't do anything foolish. If they do, they will pay a price like nobody's ever paid."

https://www.upi.com Trump-warns-Tehran

Posted by: Media Does not report at July 19, 2019 03:26 PM (uIqJA)

592 And yes, pigs may fly someday, too.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 19, 2019 03:24 PM


As the aeronautical engineering maxim informs, with sufficient thrust, pigs can fly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 03:26 PM (DMUuz)

593 If Britain asks for NATO help it will be interesting to see the Democrats disavow NATO instantly.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 19, 2019 03:19 PM (P1AAi)


according to them, white man bad
people of color are the globalists
send them out to save the day

we're waiting...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:26 PM (vEIlU)

594 How about we send five or six aircraft carrier groups to the Persian Gulf and let the Iranians think about things. No need to talk. Just send a shit ton of Navy air and see how communicative the Iranians become.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:27 PM (2LelM)

595 The second tanker seizure by Iran has been confirmed.

"US Defence Officials confirm to barbarastarrcnn that a second (British-linked) tanker, the Mesdar, has also been seized by Iranian forces today"

https://tinyurl.com/y24ruvj8
Posted by: The Institute at July 19, 2019 03:21 PM (3R6IE)

oh oh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


Two for the price of one!! Two, count them ....TWO sternly worded letters.

They are shrugging in Belgium. What to do, what to do.

Britains brand new Aircraft carrier still does not have it''s F-35's that we were supposed to build for them.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 19, 2019 03:27 PM (vcOmj)

596 I spent 5 years in the US Navy and I cross the Miss. River twice at day by ferry, M-F, for the past 15 years and I have never seen a UK flagged merchant ship.

Only thing I ever saw flying UK was their Navy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 03:27 PM (1ISKN)

597 Well, a pallet of greenbacks does not go as far as it used to...

-the Iranians



Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2019 03:25 PM (ycWCI)
If you'd stop using it as toilet paper!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:27 PM (37IEG)

598 Congratulations, Insom.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2019 03:27 PM (L+got)

599 ilhan omar was treated to a huge welcome home in minneapolis last night. that fucking state needs to be anally probed. what a shithole.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 03:27 PM (KP5rU)

600 #566 but you can't be turned down...and you can keep your doctor...for 18 months.

Then it's Obamacare, nothing, or find your own insurance if you can.

Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2019 03:27 PM (Y274z)

601 So long as she wears an eye patch and wears a pirate hat while she does it.
Posted by: DamnedYankee

And her little dog(s) too

Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2019 03:27 PM (vd8XM)

602 Again, if the seizure of the Mesdar is now confirmed, we're talking about three tankers, not two.

CNBC says Iran has confirmed seizure of the Riah, though they haven't stated the name of the ship.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 03:27 PM (hjaPQ)

603 That they obviously are more affectionate towards a regime that openly hates them still flabbergasts me.

Both the Euros and the Iranians come from a culture where you were born into a class and stayed there. The US proved you didn't have to live like that.

Naturally they both hate us.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 19, 2019 03:27 PM (19g6/)

604 To take our mind off the whole impending war thingy:

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-bit-by-radioactive-cat-just-lies-around-house-all-day

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 19, 2019 03:28 PM (GbPPJ)

605 522; best OT all day
Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 03:22 PM (U7k5w)


ditto

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:28 PM (vEIlU)

606 Proof that employers pay a whole lot more than just your salary.



Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:25 PM (VyAV0)



Seriously. I have great health insurance through my work which is a life saver given my daughter's medical needs.

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 03:26 PM (a0IVu)


Agreed! I pay $640 a month for just my health plan, but I know my employer pays an additional $670, so yeah, I appreciate that......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2019 03:28 PM (jjaLl)

607 599 astroturf

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 03:28 PM (U7k5w)

608 The Queen would have fucked the Iranians in the ass before now.

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 19, 2019 03:28 PM (ETakv)

609 I can see Iraq agitating for war with the US.

The best and cheapest way to get new airports, water treatment plants, hospitals, power plants, telecom, modern water and sewage and other infrastructure is to get in a fight with the US and then let the dish*t American taxpayers pay for all of the improvements post-conflict.

All it requires is the sacrificing of a few low IQ goat-bangers with outdated rifles.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2019 03:28 PM (YA914)

610 Be a real shame if Iran's oil refining capacity suddenly went off-line due to poor maintenance.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 03:28 PM (RnxWP)

611 605 522; best OT all day
Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 03:22 PM (U7k5w)

ditto
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:28 PM (vEIlU)

========

I guess it's better than my bit about Star Trek...

Seriously though, I'm very happy for Insom. He's been wanting for work for as long as I can remember. I hope he gets it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:29 PM (VyAV0)

612 Has Omar blamed the Jews for this obviously fake, false flag operation?

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 19, 2019 03:29 PM (P1AAi)

613

Honestly, where were the ship's defenses?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:29 PM (vEIlU)

614 577 So the Iranians are demanding we provide them with free health care?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:24 PM (37IEG)

Only if we promise them a colonoscopy with no anesthetic.

Posted by: Cobra Commander at July 19, 2019 03:29 PM (RD7QR)

615 592
And yes, pigs may fly someday, too.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 19, 2019 03:24 PM



As the aeronautical engineering maxim informs, with sufficient thrust, pigs can fly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 03:26 PM (DMUuz)

And as the cosmetological engineering maxim informs, with sufficient vodka, you can put lipstick on hillary.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 03:29 PM (t6MX/)

616 132 114 Jeebus, they fucked with the Vikings.



Mein Fuhrer...the Vikings....
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 02:34 PM (tH5fk)


The last Viking died with Gustavus Adolphus..... these are all Bergmans now....
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (90T4r)




There may be one Viking left in Scandinavia: Norway.

https://youtu.be/51jv4j33rpw

Posted by: Flyover at July 19, 2019 03:29 PM (B5K06)

617 The Brits would lose a war with Iran. They're soft and weak. They can't even protect their women and children in their own cities from "gangs on mopeds" armed with acid. They didn't lift a finger while random Pakistanis raped about 85% of Rotherham's British girls for a decade.

Why wouldn't the Iranians seize British ships? FFS why wouldn't anyone?

Who's got a boat, a parrot and some eye patches? Let's go find a British flagged ship get some freebies horde!

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 19, 2019 03:29 PM (x+F96)

618 Has the mayor of London apologized yet for the UK not being part of the Caliphate?

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 19, 2019 03:29 PM (AkkRZ)

619 Tell the Jews to start sucking more water vapor out of the atmosphere over Iran! We'll drought the bastards into submission!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:30 PM (37IEG)

620 617 The Brits would lose a war with Iran. They're soft and weak. They can't even protect their women and children in their own cities from "gangs on mopeds" armed with acid. They didn't lift a finger while random Pakistanis raped about 85% of Rotherham's British girls for a decade.

Why wouldn't the Iranians seize British ships? FFS why wouldn't anyone?

Who's got a boat, a parrot and some eye patches? Let's go find a British flagged ship get some freebies horde!
Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 19, 2019 03:29 PM (x+F96)

=========

There's some calculation on their part that leads Iran to think that this action will end with lessened or removed sanctions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:30 PM (VyAV0)

621 607: what?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 03:30 PM (KP5rU)

622 What is COBRA?
---
I take it to be a high-level security response team.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 03:21 PM (hjaPQ)

(A) sports car.
(b) carry-over insurance
(I) a group of villains who are persistent, yet inept

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 03:30 PM (hLRSq)

623 #599 Can't Trump just give MINNESOTA to the Canada?

Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2019 03:30 PM (Y274z)

624 I am thinking Sweden concerned about sailing through the straight might have required a backer to cover them so got flagged by the British.

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 03:31 PM (BbGew)

625
Or they could invest in American oil. A much more stable source, if you ask me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:25 PM (VyAV0)


Iranian kickbacks to European politicians are more generous.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 03:31 PM (nr7NV)

626 Oh, yes they did....

https://tinyurl.com/y6ja7q4h

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:31 PM (37IEG)

627 Got BBC AM on but it's showing Aliens


That's the entertainment channel. There's also a BBC World News.

They're still on only one tanker.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2019 03:31 PM (fuK7c)

628 621 607: what?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 03:30 PM (KP5rU)

Think he means that the welcome for Omar in Minneapolis was manufactured.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2019 03:31 PM (ycWCI)

629 It is midnight in Tehran.

My guess is it will take 72-96 hours for Britain to decide what to do, and to get the SAS and SBS into place if they are going to do anything.

Posted by: rd at July 19, 2019 03:31 PM (EK+Pw)

630 Empress...

Comic - woman bit by strange radioactive cat and becomes a crime fighter. And then they tried to make a live action show... which ends badly and campy

https://youtu.be/XHk0FzQfbe8

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 03:31 PM (RnxWP)

631 Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM

Congrats Brother Insom! Upon returning to the Fortress of Legal Solitude this evening, I will hoist an adult beverage in your honor.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 03:31 PM (ejd/p)

632 621: Her homies probably paid a crowd to cheer.

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (U7k5w)

633 625
Or they could invest in American oil. A much more stable source, if you ask me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:25 PM (VyAV0)

Iranian kickbacks to European politicians are more generous.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 03:31 PM (nr7NV)

========

We froze all Iranian assets. Come on! Real capitalist money in America!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (VyAV0)

634 The fact we are talking about the seizures and not the UK's devastating response is as clear a sign as any that Margaret Thatcher is no longer in charge.

Posted by: OCBill at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (WWlH9)

635 628: sure didn't look like it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (KP5rU)

636 I'm sorry for wot I said Mr. Trump. Really bloody sorry. Please halp us!

Posted by: Kim Darroch at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

637 The conservative case for giving another $150 billion to the world's leading sponsor of terrorism.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (O6TxJ)

638 #620 who sells insurance to anything Iranian?

Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (Y274z)

639 I spent 5 years in the US Navy and I cross the Miss. River twice at day by ferry, M-F, for the past 15 years and I have never seen a UK flagged merchant ship.

Only thing I ever saw flying UK was their Navy.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 03:27 PM (1ISKN)

I wonder if UK flagging might help with trade to the EU

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (FTPn0)

640 nude pocahontas announces her pronouns

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (d7Ww2)

641 Who's got a boat, a parrot and some eye patches? Let's go find a British flagged ship get some freebies horde!

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 19, 2019 03:29 PM (x+F96)

Grammie's got an eyepatch, I have a few turkey decoys, Garrett's got a boat. Let's do this.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (t6MX/)

642 >>>613

Honestly, where were the ship's defenses?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:29 PM (vEIlU)

___________

Depends on the shipping line. Some of Maersk's Ships now have machine gun mounts but the guns are taken down while in American ports. I was on one for an inspection a few years back and asked about it.

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (x+F96)

643 My guess is it will take 72-96 hours for Britain to
decide what to do, and to get the SAS and SBS into place if they are
going to do anything.





Posted by: rd



I hope they don't try a rescue mission. That'll just get a bunch of good people killed. After all, the Iranians have had practice at the hostages thing.

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 03:33 PM (T6t7i)

644 the former ruler of the Queen's Navy is blaming Trump for the loss of the ships by his cancelling the Iran deal.

I'll retire to Bedlam.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 19, 2019 03:33 PM (FTlwv)

645 Iranian's government seems to be on a suicide mission to get to the apocalypse for last 40 years.

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 03:33 PM (BbGew)

646 You know, this is Trump's fault, & more proof that he's a dangerous unstable loose cannon!

(The msm will have the narrative in place, in time for the Nightly News this evening.)

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2019 03:33 PM (Cssks)

647 Leftists have started a petition to ban Trump Rallies.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 03:33 PM (RBOtF)

648

You are not mistaken, observers.

The sneakiness, the two-faced response from Iran.

This is John Kerry's plan all the way.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 03:33 PM (sy5kK)

649 Nood. Runs for Beer. Evidently squaw is 'she'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (ycWCI)

650 644
the former ruler of the Queen's Navy is blaming Trump for the loss of the ships by his cancelling the Iran deal.


Link?

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (T6t7i)

651 644
the former ruler of the Queen's Navy is blaming Trump for the loss of the ships by his cancelling the Iran deal.



I'll retire to Bedlam.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 19, 2019 03:33 PM (FTlwv)
Makes perfect sense! Because England = United States.
somehow or other.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (37IEG)

652 596 I spent 5 years in the US Navy and I cross the Miss. River twice at day by ferry, M-F, for the past 15 years and I have never seen a UK flagged merchant ship.

Only thing I ever saw flying UK was their Navy.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 03:27 PM (1ISKN)

Yeah, I wondered that too. Somebody is provoking somebody and it might not be just the Iranians.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (RD7QR)

653 I propose letting the UK deal with this. They seem to always have enough virtue-signaling to spare so let's see how that works out for them. Maybe they can ask their European pals for some help. Or even get NATO involved.
Under NO circumstances should the US allow itself to be suckered into a conflict with Iran over this.
Not because I like Iran but because clearly that is what Iran wants.

Posted by: Dougf at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (M764O)

654 As the aeronautical engineering maxim informs, with sufficient thrust, pigs can fly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 03:26 PM (DMUuz)
........

The landings are another thing.

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

655 Comic - woman bit by strange radioactive cat and becomes a crime
fighter. And then they tried to make a live action show... which ends
badly and campy

_______


Isn't this really the story of Kamala Harris?

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (O6TxJ)

656 1 carrier group can dominate Iran. Seriously.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (FTPVM)

657 Pep, no link....I just heard it on a live interview with Sky News. It was in the last 5 minutes so you could rewind the Youtube live broadcast.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM (FTlwv)

658 638 #620 who sells insurance to anything Iranian?

Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (Y274z)


Honest Vladmir's Insurance Extravaganza! We will insure all of your strategic assets against harm by outside powers! Call now and get our latest SAM set-up! That's Honest Vladmir! A Name You Can Trust!*


*Does not cover acts of God or retaliatory strikes by Jews, Yankees, or other Western or Western-like powers. Or anyone else. You're on your own, babushka.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 03:37 PM (hLRSq)

659 657
Pep, no link....I just heard it on a live interview with Sky News. It
was in the last 5 minutes so you could rewind the Youtube live
broadcast.


OK, thanks.

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 03:37 PM (T6t7i)

660 623 #599 Can't Trump just give MINNESOTA to the Canada?
Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2019 03:30 PM (Y274z)

How about not until next year.

I've got $2000 worth of stuff shipping out of Minnesota in November that I'd really rather not have to pay import duties on.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (UnA8+)

661 What is COBRA?

---

I take it to be a high-level security response team.



Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 03:21 PM (hjaPQ)



(A) sports car.

(b) carry-over insurance

(I) a group of villains who are persistent, yet inept

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 03:30 PM



Yo, sorry. Not my best work.

Posted by: Sylvester Stallone at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (tOP4K)

662 Depends on the shipping line. Some of Maersk's Ships now have machine gun mounts but the guns are taken down while in American ports. I was on one for an inspection a few years back and asked about it.
Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (x+F96)


thanks
they all sure know the danger there now
and everyone knows what Iran is capable of

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (vEIlU)

663 I'm thinking trade California

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 03:39 PM (BbGew)

664 654
As the aeronautical engineering maxim informs, with sufficient thrust, pigs can fly.



Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 03:26 PM (DMUuz)

........



The landings are another thing.

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (v0R5T)


_________


"Greasing the pig allows for more thrust, no? Asking for a fellow porker." -- Hysterical Psychotic Homicidal Pedophile Brian Stelter

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 03:39 PM (LDSrz)

665 "My guess is it will take 72-96 hours for Britain to decide what to do,
and to get the SAS and SBS into place if they are going to do anything"

I thought there was a British Frigate, the HMS Montrose, in those waters as of 7-10-19.


Posted by: geoffb at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (zOpu5)

666 I have seen people, seemingly serious and not trolling, claiming that Trump will be responsible when Iran develops nuclear weapons because the wise Obama deal was going to keep Iran honest and Trump stupidly threw it away. (I presume those people weren't paying attention when Israel stole and revealed literal truckloads of files proving that Iran never stopped its nuclear weapons programs.)

Posted by: mr_jack at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (57l0O)

667
599 ilhan omar was treated to a huge welcome home in minneapolis last night. that fucking state needs to be anally probed. what a shithole.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 03:27 PM (KP5rU)

---

Astroturf. Staged by the Democrat Party. Thirty activists, thirty reporters, narrow field of view for the camera.

Posted by: Squishy Old Communist Heroin Addict at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (tdpVh)

668 This thread needs more cowbells. I gotta have more cowbells. Can someone post the link to cowbells.

Posted by: abc at July 19, 2019 04:01 PM (C7GtL)

669 Wait wait wait,

You're telling me that one year before a politically charged election, Iran decided to take hostages?

Pretty sure I've seen this film before.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at July 19, 2019 04:03 PM (al2Cf)

670 I guess we will need Kerry and James Taylor to suit up and parachute in then.

Posted by: Thatch at July 19, 2019 04:07 PM (HNxwp)

671 I have seen people, seemingly serious and not trolling, claiming that Trump will be responsible when Iran develops nuclear weapons because the wise Obama deal was going to keep Iran honest and Trump stupidly threw it away. (I presume those people weren't paying attention when Israel stole and revealed literal truckloads of files proving that Iran never stopped its nuclear weapons programs.)
=========
Nor are those people being honest, because the whole point of the Obama "deal" was to assure that Iran got nukes.

Posted by: simplemind at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (eXIRM)

672 Cruise missiles to sink the boats where they are tied up. This will make those ports a built difficult to use. Tell the Iranians touch the crews and Tehran goes bye bye.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 19, 2019 04:26 PM (JxC99)

673 The SAS and SBS are already in station.
Limpet mines.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (JxC99)

Lindsey Sheppherd Permanently Banned From Twitter For Daring to Respond to a Nasty Transsexual's Extremely Nasty and Personal Insult

Lindsey Shepphered was the TA who was brutalized by a Canadian college for daring to ask the class to discuss a televised debate involving Jordan Peterson.

I guess she's still being harassed by transsexuals.

On Twitter, Transsexuals can insult you, but if you insult them back, you're permanently banned.

I can't tell you the insult this transsexual used. It's that bad.

But Twitter thinks it was A-OK and not anti-woman at all.

All of the soybois support this. #MuhPrivateMonopoly.

106 I'm not bothered by this, not because I agree with it, but because I think it's a done deal absent a civil war. Same kind of thing would happen at any big corporation, big law firm, etc.

When the right decided to agree with the left that bigotry was the only reason gay marriage wasn't a thing, it came with the full Folsom Street Fair accessory pack: florists and bakers must serve the gays; drag queens get to read your kids stories; trannies get to use the ladies' can and compete in womens' sports; everyone must use the correct pronouns and affirm that a boar is a sow; you're a bigot for not dating chicks with dicks.

Ask yourself, how much fight have you seen the GOP and supposedly conservative media figures put up on these issues?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

They can't say much about it, because they're Twitter Addicts, and they would die if Twitter banned them.

Also: They're social liberals who think you're a bigot for even suggesting opposition to this reasonable, moderate, long overdue platform.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:23 PM




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1 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (ql3m8)

2 Hello Horde

Posted by: fish...thelowercaseone at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (rOqP4)

3 Top ten!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (so+oy)

4 This whole "POC and trannies are off-limits" thing is getting way out of hand.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (Ez6QX)

5 And went back and called the others

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (ql3m8)

6 The Progressive Left - creating the rebels that will destroy their regime one person at a time.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (hLRSq)

7 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (VyAV0)

8 Ace, can you link to the insult? I'm just curious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:26 PM (VyAV0)

9 Because #OrangeManBad!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 19, 2019 01:26 PM (pbg54)

10 5 And went back and called the others
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (ql3m

Nuh-uh, you said "Mood"

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 01:26 PM (Ez6QX)

11 .dooN

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:26 PM (UnA8+)

12 @Jack and his lawyer said protecting the "safety" of trannies is very important to them

Pretty sure that means carte blanche or they might kill themselves you guys!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 01:26 PM (bDqIh)

13 How many actual trannies are there in the world?! They've got to be like 0.2% of the population at most. But the POWER they wield to shut everybody up is astounding.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 01:27 PM (vkS2Z)

14 Well, at least she can open a Brazillian wax shop and not have to shave their balls, right?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 01:27 PM (t6MX/)

15 She has bigger balls than any trannys.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 01:27 PM (ILUPz)

16 So the left has found an even more militant band of stormtroopers. With bolt-on tits. Great.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 01:27 PM (RD7QR)

17 Sic Semper Trannie!

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 19, 2019 01:27 PM (88+cf)

18 8 Ace, can you link to the insult? I'm just curious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds

I don't insult women. Not sleeping with them is punishment enough.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2019 01:27 PM (kfcYC)

19 13 How many actual trannies are there in the world?! They've got to be like 0.2% of the population at most. But the POWER they wield to shut everybody up is astounding.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 01:27 PM (vkS2Z)

=========

It's almost like they have some sort of privilege that gives them power within society.

Perhaps white privilege? Nah...that's not right...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:28 PM (VyAV0)

20 These people are really going to dislike the day of the rope.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 01:28 PM (pUDQf)

21 What's twitter?

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 01:28 PM (gmo/4)

22 she repeats the insult in the video.

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2019 01:28 PM (PbpT7)

23 13 How many actual trannies are there in the world?! They've got to be like 0.2% of the population at most. But the POWER they wield to shut everybody up is astounding.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 01:27 PM (vkS2Z)

All over big tech, though, because for some reason a lot of LGBT types have an affinity for computer coding.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:28 PM (UnA8+)

24 *goes to comments to see what the insult was*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 01:28 PM (AURKQ)

25 When does the backlash start? Will it be more than a whimper?

Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 01:28 PM (ykq7q)

26
What will get you into worse trouble, burning an American flag or burning a Pride flag?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 01:28 PM (nr7NV)

27 Let them have it, leave Facebook, twitter and get your political video commentary from bitchute and bloggers. Encourage non political tubers to publish to alternative sites.

You want to stop this, work to take away their viewership. Use the brave browser, deny them the advertising, and data tracking.

Leave them to their echo chamber, and go elsewhere, you know they won't be content to leave you alone.

Posted by: Ring at July 19, 2019 01:29 PM (LGs8+)

28 Trannies to the left of me, trannies to right. "

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 01:29 PM (JgA4k)

29 Twitter and FB bans are the 21st Century version of book burning.
They really suck. And not in a good way.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 01:29 PM (axyOa)

30 Perhaps white privilege? Nah...that's not right...

We've been slipping a lot, lately.

Posted by: The Patriarchy at July 19, 2019 01:29 PM (l8gTz)

31 21 What's twitter?
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 01:28 PM (gmo/4)

A platform where MSM journalists go to swap mean girl gossip and broadcast it as fact, and where non-MSM people go to mock the MSM journalists.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 01:30 PM (vkS2Z)

32 David Atkins, Regional Director, California Democratic Party
https://tinyurl.com/y6zvofk7


You know who is not grateful enough? Rural white Americans.

They are heavily subsidized, drowning in federal largesse, blessed with political affirmative action & overrepresentation, have all their bills paid by cities and blue states, but they whine and yell constantly.

People who watch the constant grating whinefest that is Fox News have a lot of gall telling anyone to love it or leave it.

The Fox News cult hates the values of the vast majority of Americans who aren't rural white evangelicals and want nothing to do with them.

Don't get me wrong: I'm all about reaching out & showing rural white America that it's the plutocrats that are hurting them, not people of color. Rural white America really is hurting.

But i'll be damned if the bigoted entitled stupidity doesn't constantly try one's patience...
Oh look, now conservative twitter has its pants in a twist.

Yes, rural white America is heavily subsidized by cities and the federal govt. Yes, rural white America is struggling under the thumb of the corporate fat cats getting all the tax cuts.

But too many vote for racists.

And now Donald Trump is embracing the racists in his base shouting "send her back." Because that's who he is, and that's who his supporters are.

Posted by: David at July 19, 2019 01:30 PM (jY1B4)

33 18 8 Ace, can you link to the insult? I'm just curious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds


Watch the short video. She has to endure gross insults, gives a mild one back, "ugly, fat, man" and gets banned.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 01:30 PM (jUVms)

34 They are all Canadians. How could anyone insult them beyond that?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 01:30 PM (cb/hk)

35 How much more obvious and evil does this need to get? How long are we going to hold hearings, "monitor" and "explore" this?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 19, 2019 01:30 PM (H8QX8)

36
So a group of men are actually attacking a woman and when she gets lippy twitter gives her the back the of hand.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 01:30 PM (TAmPV)

37
Mugged by reality. Welcome to our hell.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 01:30 PM (M9ntN)

38 "At least I have a uterus, you ugly, fat man"

Love this gal!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 01:31 PM (bDqIh)

39 "Pretty sure that means carte blanche or they might kill themselves you guys!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy"


It's not like they have a substantially higher suicide rate because they have mental issues that led to that lifestyle in the first place. It must be because people make fun of them on Twitter.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 01:31 PM (OD2ni)

40 Every conservative witn a Twitter, or FB acct is aiding and abetting.

Posted by: Roper at July 19, 2019 01:31 PM (6NwmJ)

41 Borring!

Twitter drama.. We know that Twitter is run by a bunch of woke pussies.. anyone who engages someone on Twitter as far as anything sexual goes is just asking for it.

No.. it's not right, but that's the way it is.. Twitter is NOT free speech.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2019 01:31 PM (so+oy)

42 What will get you into worse trouble, burning an American flag or burning a Pride flag? 

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 01:28 PM (nr7NV)

Excellent idea.

Posted by: trev006 at July 19, 2019 01:31 PM (LR3Y8)

43 David Atkins, Regional Director, California Democratic Party
https://tinyurl.com/y6zvofk7


Okey-doke. It's obvious this guy can get by just fine without food and skilled labor. time to cut California off.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 01:31 PM (RD7QR)

44 Background on Yaniv in an article linked here...
https://twitter.com/YesThatAnna/status/
1151965427477700620

In this thread too:
https://twitter.com/nationalpost/status/
1152004203696422913

You can make alot of money via Provincial Human Rights Commissions still although P.M. Harper got the Federal one defanged.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 01:31 PM (Dh1wo)

45 39 It's not like they have a substantially higher suicide rate because they have mental issues that led to that lifestyle in the first place. It must be because people make fun of them on Twitter.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 01:31 PM (OD2ni)

One big one being that the loss of testosterone makes a not-insignificant portion of them begin to balloon up in weight.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:31 PM (UnA8+)

46 Twitter, Fakebook blah blah blah are going to censor themselves into a liberal circle jerk where it's a race to see who can out SJW eachother.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2019 01:32 PM (H4VdJ)

47 This JY character seems nice.

I bet he's awesome at parties.

Thanks Ace, for pointing me in the direction of the insults...They were as weird as they were unpleasant.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:32 PM (VyAV0)

48 maybe it's a question of ridiculing the psychotic, disabled rights? Or maybe twitter is like the ravelry cuck, Casey the boy.

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 01:32 PM (U7k5w)

49 Why are the latest transsexuals M-to" F" so very angry? The male tennis player who transitioned years ago- Renee Richards (?) doesn't seem to be attacking people on Twitter. Well, I don't know actually, because I don't really do Twitter but I haven't seen anything about that unless Renee is no longer alive.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 01:32 PM (+0VWg)

50 So if a man puts on lipstick, it's ok to be a misogynistic asshole.

These rules are hard to follow.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 01:32 PM (pUDQf)

51 They are all Canadians. How could anyone insult them beyond that?
Posted by: Xipe Totec

...............

She does have that Canuck accent.. not exactly an accent.. just the way they pronounce some words.. ya hey dare..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2019 01:33 PM (so+oy)

52 she looks dangerous....

like the girl in the drive through window at Chik Fil A

Posted by: simplemind at July 19, 2019 01:33 PM (C6xeQ)

53 I cannot say this enough: unless you need it for your career - media types - there is no reason to be on Twitter. You can see all the posts you want by searching a person and looking up their feed. The sooner conservatives bail that sinking ship, the sooner Twitter dies.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 19, 2019 01:33 PM (BqXKV)

54 The tranny is a sexual predator. Seeking advice on how to approach little girls in bathrooms about menstrual hygiene products, checking out their hoo-has to see if a string is hanging out? Sick fucker.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:33 PM (NWiLs)

55
How many actual trannies are there in the world?! They've got to be like 0.2% of the population at most. But the POWER they wield to shut everybody up is astounding.
Posted by: kathysaysso

======

It's not so much them wielding the power. It's their cisgendered liberal sponsors. I wonder how many honest-to-god trannies give a damn about all this hysteria.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 01:33 PM (M9ntN)

56 49 Why are the latest transsexuals M-to" F" so very angry? The male tennis player who transitioned years ago- Renee Richards (?) doesn't seem to be attacking people on Twitter. Well, I don't know actually, because I don't really do Twitter but I haven't seen anything about that unless Renee is no longer alive.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 01:32 PM (+0VWg)

Like everything else, Politics + Daddy Issues.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:33 PM (UnA8+)

57 I'd like to point out that trannys are the link between the engine and the differential, and a key component in making the wheels go 'round and 'round*.

* Except for some Honda CVTs, of course.

Posted by: J. Random Automotive Writer at July 19, 2019 01:33 PM (a2e9b)

58 "How many actual trannies are there in the world?! They've got to be like 0.2% of the population at most. But the POWER they wield to shut everybody up is astounding.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 01:27 PM (vkS2Z)"


Planned Parenthood fired its president for not kowtowing to the Trannies.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 01:33 PM (OD2ni)

59 How much more obvious and evil does this need to get? How long are we going to hold hearings, "monitor" and "explore" this?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 19, 2019 01:30 PM (H8QX


Eventually, your fellow American "residents" will vote in a DemSoc House, Senate, and President. You can expect much to be sorted out and clarified at that time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 19, 2019 01:33 PM (oqV6o)

60 50 So if a man puts on lipstick, it's ok to be a misogynistic asshole.

These rules are hard to follow.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 01:32 PM (pUDQf)

=========

No, just create an anonymous Twitter account and claim to be transgender.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:33 PM (VyAV0)

61 45: They've been psychotic long before there was a Twitter

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 01:33 PM (U7k5w)

62 David Atkins, Regional Director, California Democratic Party
https://tinyurl.com/y6zvofk7

If that is true I would like to discuss with the cruiservatives the meaning of the phrase "own goal" because if that isn't one I'm a monkey's uncle.

Now, on the other hand, it could just be the frustrated reaction of someone who is seeing some good advanced polling and is yelling his version of "Why am I not 50 points ahead?"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 01:33 PM (hLRSq)

63

" J Y", of course is going to select the wrong preteen to "groom" and hopefully get taken apart by a father.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 19, 2019 01:34 PM (KATBx)

64 58 "How many actual trannies are there in the world?! They've got to be like 0.2% of the population at most. But the POWER they wield to shut everybody up is astounding.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 01:27 PM (vkS2Z)"


Planned Parenthood fired its president for not kowtowing to the Trannies.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 01:33 PM (OD2ni)

=========

She probably knew too much science, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:34 PM (VyAV0)

65 (censored)

Posted by: nip at July 19, 2019 01:34 PM (DfGpI)

66 She does have that Canuck accent.. not exactly an accent.. just the way they pronounce some words.. ya hey dare..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2019 01:33 PM (so+oy)


I always hated hearing "aboot" for "about" and "hoose" for "house." Made me want to smack the polite expressions off of their faces.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 01:34 PM (vkS2Z)

67 25 When does the backlash start? Will it be more than a whimper?
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 01:28 PM (ykq7q)

The more pertinent question is, what form will the backlash take?

The first, grass root backlash is already taking place. Conservatives like me don't have a twitter account, don't look at twitter, don't care about twitter. I only know about it because people here (like Ace) talk about it.

in terms of personal action, that's the limit of any "backlash" i can effectuate.

Now a more interesting and bigger backlash may occur if both houses of Congress come back under conservative control and some anti-trust legislation (and/or other governmental action) can be instituted. But that'll take power to accomplish.

We should be clear with ourselves at the outset - I don't want twitter "reformed", because it can't be. It's revenue model depends on identity theft, after all. I don't want governmental action to make Twitter better; I want governmental action to destroy it completely, by destroying its business model. That, to me, is the only desirable and sustainable outcome. Any "reformed" twitter will just go bad again. Kill it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 01:35 PM (Kpl3J)

68 63

" J Y", of course is going to select the wrong preteen to "groom" and hopefully get taken apart by a father.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 19, 2019 01:34 PM (KATBx)

=========

I'm hoping he cleans up, finds a nice woman, and gains a real religion.

He might be happier. What do I mean "might"?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:35 PM (VyAV0)

69 55. It's not so much them wielding the power. It's their cisgendered liberal sponsors. I wonder how many honest-to-god trannies give a damn about all this hysteria.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 01:33 PM (M9ntN)

Eh, most of the M->Fs I've known (and yes, I've known quite a few, I should probably be brutally murdered by someone properly Macho for the heresy of having known them) were coders by trade.

So I assume a lot of them are highly concentrated within American Tech Companies.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:35 PM (UnA8+)

70 The new put trannys in women's prisons policy should be a hoot.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 01:35 PM (ILUPz)

71 Lindsey Sheppherd

Lindsey Shepphered


Is this a joke I don't understand?

Posted by: spellcheck at July 19, 2019 01:35 PM (sZRzw)

72 WTF is it with this anti-Canadian shit?!

What are we, Lutherans??!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 01:35 PM (Dh1wo)

73 "35 How much more obvious and evil does this need to get? How long are we going to hold hearings, "monitor" and "explore" this?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 19, 2019 01:30 PM (H8QX "



Until Congress' wealthy, global-Communist masters have crushed us thoroughly, or until we somehow manage to elect a new set of legislators who actually listen to us.
Oh, and clean out the bureaucracies with a very new broom.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 19, 2019 01:36 PM (pbg54)

74
My God, look at that video and the fake tranny she argued with. Horrid.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 01:36 PM (M9ntN)

75 "David Atkins, Regional Director, California Democratic Party
https://tinyurl.com/y6zvofk7

Okey-doke. It's obvious this guy can get by just fine without food and skilled labor. time to cut California off.
Posted by: joncelli,"


That Pajama Boy is getting universally roasted in his replies. Even a lot of Dems are bashing him for being a condescending prick to people they need to appeal to in 2020.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 01:36 PM (OD2ni)

76 Leftards love the womens, cept they like tie-down homos more. Whatever is more destructive to society is encouraged and protected. This is why they must be dealt with harshly. They will never stop until they are repurposed as buzzard shit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 01:36 PM (cb/hk)

77
"How many actual trannies are there in the world?! They've got to be like 0.2% of the population at most. But the POWER they wield to shut everybody up is astounding.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 01:27 PM (vkS2Z)"


If you can give 0.2% of the population the power over the majority it means anything is possible.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 01:36 PM (TAmPV)

78 "How many actual trannies are there in the world?


That will get you banned and deported from Canadia!

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 19, 2019 01:36 PM (88+cf)

79 After watching the video I don't understand how "Jack" from Twitter thinks it's cool this freak tranny is advertising his desire to meet 10-12 year old girls?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 01:36 PM (jUVms)

80 >>It's not like they have a substantially higher suicide rate because they have mental issues that led to that lifestyle in the first place. It must be because people make fun of them on Twitter.




It's like they hold a knife to their own throats and say, "If you do not enthusiastically embrace every one of my crazy demands I'm gonna do it - and it will be ALL your fault!!!"

This guy is a bully, and he takes delight is being untouchable. It is sick, and entirely predictable.



*Also, 10 year olds using tampons?! I can't even. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 01:36 PM (bDqIh)

81 Oh wait, this is the ball-waxing guy too. Holy shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:36 PM (NWiLs)

82 I blame Klinger

Posted by: x at July 19, 2019 01:36 PM (nFwvY)

83 72 WTF is it with this anti-Canadian shit?!

What are we, Lutherans??!!!!
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 01:35 PM (Dh1wo)

===========

Worse.

Huguenots.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:36 PM (VyAV0)

84 Send the trannies to Trannie Island. One way ticket on the Trannie Cruise. Crash it on the reef.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2019 01:37 PM (hi6cA)

85 79 After watching the video I don't understand how "Jack" from Twitter thinks it's cool this freak tranny is advertising his desire to meet 10-12 year old girls?
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 01:36 PM (jUVms)

Because SHUT UP H8R, that's why!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:37 PM (NWiLs)

86 So, politically, trannies are basically the buttplugs of free speech. That actually makes a lot of sense. Now we know why Obama became a tranny in every bathroom kind of guy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:37 PM (2LelM)

87 85 79 After watching the video I don't understand how "Jack" from Twitter thinks it's cool this freak tranny is advertising his desire to meet 10-12 year old girls?
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 01:36 PM (jUVms)

Because SHUT UP H8R, that's why!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:37 PM (NWiLs)

===========

Because liberals are terrified of words that end in "ist".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:37 PM (VyAV0)

88 I'm hoping he cleans up, finds a nice woman, and gains a real religion.

He might be happier. What do I mean "might"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:35 PM (VyAV0

--------

Uh, not happening. This is an obvious pedophile who is going online looking for tips on hunting for young girls, and who also chopped off his wiener and likes to dress like a lady.

That's Jame Gumb level crazy. Barking mad, not comin' back, all the way around the twist.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 01:38 PM (AzW6q)

89 You do know I'm Canadian, eh?

Posted by: Peter North, occasional AoSHQ Commenter at July 19, 2019 01:38 PM (a2e9b)

90 This account has been watching this story for the couple of years now...
https://twitter.com/ThinGrayLine01

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 01:38 PM (Dh1wo)

91 81
Oh wait, this is the ball-waxing guy too. Holy shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:36 PM (NWiLs)

Is it? Small perverted world.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 01:39 PM (t6MX/)

92 88 Uh, not happening. This is an obvious pedophile who is going online looking for tips on hunting for young girls, and who also chopped off his wiener and likes to dress like a lady.

That's Jame Gumb level crazy. Barking mad, not comin' back, all the way around the twist.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 01:38 PM (AzW6q)

=========

Yeah, that's obviously the case, but I can still hope.

Odd that society continues to build an infrastructure around allowing and accepting pedophilia.

Odd, I say.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:39 PM (VyAV0)

93 Top 100?This'll teach me about working first.

Posted by: FrodoB at July 19, 2019 01:39 PM (sLMtt)

94 89 You do know I'm Canadian, eh?
Posted by: Peter North, occasional AoSHQ Commenter at July 19, 2019 01:38 PM (a2e9b)

I'm not convinced. You didn't say you were sorry for it.

Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 01:39 PM (mX8Vr)

95 So if a man puts on lipstick, it's ok to be a misogynistic asshole.


That made me laugh. Now, all the 'rons here don't go out and use your wife or girlfriend's lipstick and start acting like a complete jack**** to the 'ettes on here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 01:39 PM (+0VWg)

96 "In 2018, Yaniv filed 16 human rights complaints with the British Columbia Human Rights Tribunal, charging various waxing and esthetic salon workers with transphobic discrimination for declining to provide waxing and other beautification services to her male genitals."

https://tinyurl.com/y553zvtu

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:40 PM (NWiLs)

97 After watching the video I don't understand how "Jack" from Twitter thinks it's cool this freak tranny is advertising his desire to meet 10-12 year old girls?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 01:36 PM (jUVms)





He's a raging leftist douchebag. That's how

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 01:40 PM (kw5n8)

98 We need to build a hundred mental asylums before Twitter goes bust.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2019 01:40 PM (1RvA7)

99 " ... Its revenue model depends on identity theft, after all."


Now that right there needs to be made a talking point, talk about summing it all up in understandable form.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 19, 2019 01:40 PM (pbg54)

100 Wow is all I can say after watching that vid. The dude in a dress is truly sick in the head. And twitter apparently thinks his pedo and misogynistic talk is a-ok.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 19, 2019 01:41 PM (r+sAi)

101 https://hrld.us/2GkvLQf
*******
Sheriff investigates own handling of Jeffrey Epstein case | Miami Herald

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 01:41 PM (BqBId)

102 Quite a few trannies are not just emotionally but physically aggressive. This is on the fact that quite a number of them know they're barely passing for human, let alone women. An estrogen-doped mental case should not be that intimidating to a straight man, but then Zoey Tur did scare non-binary Ben.

Paradoxically, this is another case for racial reconciliation, as black and white join hands together in brotherhood, then use their free hands to slap these freaks.

Posted by: trev006 at July 19, 2019 01:41 PM (LR3Y8)

103 "Planned Parenthood fired its president for not kowtowing to the Trannies.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 01:33 PM (OD2ni)

=========

She probably knew too much science, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,"


Apparently, she thought spending resources advocating for abortions for trans women (i.e. dudes) was a a silly waste of time. She was exiled for this heresy.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 01:41 PM (OD2ni)

104 I honestly think the world, and our society, is a much better place without Twitter in any form.

I support any plan that will bankrupt it, abolish it, destroy it. And it should not be replaced. It is the crack cocaine of social media.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 01:41 PM (Kpl3J)

105 104 I honestly think the world, and our society, is a much better place without Twitter in any form.

I support any plan that will bankrupt it, abolish it, destroy it. And it should not be replaced. It is the crack cocaine of social media.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 01:41 PM (Kpl3J)

========

Cocaine was less destructive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:41 PM (VyAV0)

106 I'm not bothered by this, not because I agree with it, but because I think it's a done deal absent a civil war. Same kind of thing would happen at any big corporation, big law firm, etc. When the right decided to agree with the left that bigotry was the only reason gay marriage wasn't a thing, it came with the full Folsom Street Fair accessory pack: florists and bakers must serve the gays; drag queens get to read your kids stories; trannies get to use the ladies' can and compete in womens' sports; everyone must use the correct pronouns and affirm that a boar is a sow; your a bigot for not dating chicks with dicks. Ask yourself, how much fight have you seen the GOP and supposedly conservative media figures put up on these issues?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 19, 2019 01:41 PM (H5knJ)

107 Fuck Twitter and the twat twits that use it right in the ass with a Merkel powered sawzall...

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 19, 2019 01:42 PM (yhf6w)

108 Odd that society continues to build an infrastructure around allowing and accepting pedophilia.

Odd, I say.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:39 PM (VyAV0)


To the destructive mind, you can never have an excess of depravity!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 19, 2019 01:42 PM (oqV6o)

109 95 So if a man puts on lipstick, it's ok to be a misogynistic asshole.


That made me laugh. Now, all the 'rons here don't go out and use your wife or girlfriend's lipstick and start acting like a complete jack**** to the 'ettes on here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 01:39 PM (+0VWg)

I'm hurt that you think we weren't doing that already.

Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 01:42 PM (mX8Vr)

110 102 Estrogen supplements bring on quite the PMS mood swings in fauxfemmes

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 01:42 PM (U7k5w)

111 Boys have a penis and girls have a fagina.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 01:42 PM (1ISKN)

112
This is an obvious pedophile who is going online looking for tips on hunting for young girls, and who also chopped off his wiener and likes to dress like a lady.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

======

Didn't do the chop thing. Probably wants to use it on a 12-year-old girl, forcefully. Fake tranny.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 01:43 PM (M9ntN)

113
Apparently, she thought spending resources advocating for abortions for trans women (i.e. dudes) was a a silly waste of time. She was exiled for this heresy.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 01:41 PM (OD2ni)

In time of universal deceit, telling the truth - such as the fact boys can't get pregnant - is a revolutionary act.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:43 PM (NWiLs)

114 111 Boys have a penis and girls have a fagina.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 01:42 PM (1ISKN)

===========

I'd bet money there's some Transexual Youtuber who has a 3 hour video tearing apart Kindergarten Cop.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:43 PM (VyAV0)

115 Isn't a tranny abortion just chopping off it's dick?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 01:43 PM (ILUPz)

116 Cocaine was less destructive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:41 PM (VyAV0)

True. With coke, you mostly destroyed your own life, and not most of the people around you.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 01:43 PM (cspJy)

117 I hope that Lindsey finds another job in her area of interest.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 01:43 PM (+0VWg)

118 I got Twitter banned AND ABC news banned.

Re Twitter I went after those who repeated the vile anti Trump tweets that vile politician made. So they banned me and not those who FIRST did that for which they banned me. Also they won't communicate with me about anything.

ABC just banned me. I was always polite and on point on my postings. They too will not communicate anything to me. So that banning is entirely viewpoint oriented and not regarding Community standards or decorum. ABC are facists straight up.

Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2019 01:44 PM (Y274z)

119 96 "In 2018, Yaniv filed 16 human rights complaints with the British Columbia Human Rights Tribunal, charging various waxing and esthetic salon workers with transphobic discrimination for declining to provide waxing and other beautification services to her male genitals."

https://tinyurl.com/y553zvtu
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:40 PM (NWiLs)

Yeah, that sounds a lot like that tranny who went to the Christian baker and asked for a gender transition cake. There ARE salons that will wax men's parts. Go to one of them FFS.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 01:44 PM (Ez6QX)

120 Some dude with a camera should go to PP and ask for an abortion. See what happens.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 01:44 PM (zTicj)

121 Pretend bitches be crazy, yo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 01:44 PM (ccIpV)

122 I don't know what you're talking about, cocaine is wonderful. It's lack of cocaine that causes problems.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 01:44 PM (1ISKN)

123 106 your a bigot for not dating chicks with dicks.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 19, 2019 01:41 PM (H5knJ)

Style Guide says you have to say that they all get their dick chopped off (even though not all of them do).

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:44 PM (UnA8+)

124 118 I got Twitter banned AND ABC news banned.

Re Twitter I went after those who repeated the vile anti Trump tweets that vile politician made. So they banned me and not those who FIRST did that for which they banned me. Also they won't communicate with me about anything.

ABC just banned me. I was always polite and on point on my postings. They too will not communicate anything to me. So that banning is entirely viewpoint oriented and not regarding Community standards or decorum. ABC are facists straight up.
Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2019 01:44 PM (Y274z)

You were interfering with the echo.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 01:45 PM (cspJy)

125
Isn't a tranny abortion just chopping off it's dick?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 01:43 PM (ILUPz)


A tranny abortion is when they flush the toilet.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 01:45 PM (TAmPV)

126 >111
Boys have a penis and girls have a fagina.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 01:42 PM (1ISKN)



**takes notes**

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 01:45 PM (sjdRT)

127 120 Some dude with a camera should go to PP and ask for an abortion. See what happens.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 01:44 PM (zTicj)

=========

Oh God, I can imagine it:

"I went into PP to get an abortion, and this is what happened."
-Voice Over

"I'm sorry...um...ma'am, but you're not pregnant."
-PP

"How dare you attack my truth!"
-Tranny

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:45 PM (VyAV0)

128 119 Yeah, that sounds a lot like that tranny who went to the Christian baker and asked for a gender transition cake. There ARE salons that will wax men's parts. Go to one of them FFS.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 01:44 PM (Ez6QX)

Not just a tranny, but a tranny LAWYER.

Which made it completely obvious what their motive was.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:45 PM (UnA8+)

129 "provide waxing and other beautification services to her male genitals."


naw, we're not building a Tower of Babel where eventually no one will understand what others are saying and just walk away.

Posted by: x at July 19, 2019 01:45 PM (nFwvY)

130 112; there are no real trannies. the men will never be women, it's all bullshit

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 01:45 PM (U7k5w)

131 120
Some dude with a camera should go to PP and ask for an abortion. See what happens.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 01:44 PM (zTicj)
Doubt you'll get any volunteers. Since they want to cater to trannies, they'll gladly shove a speculum up your "off ramp to the highway of life" and dig around just to say they provided you with "healthcare".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 19, 2019 01:45 PM (N39Ws)

132 Would you let Whoopie wax yer whanger?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 01:46 PM (cb/hk)

133 Paradoxically, this is another case for racial reconciliation, as black and white join hands together in brotherhood, then use their free hands to slap these freaks.

------

We are the worrrrrrrrld
Dont touch our chilllllllllllldren.

We 're not putting up with tranny crap....
so let's start slapping..

There's a binary choice we're making
We're saving our own lives.

It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 01:46 PM (8XRCm)

134 130
112; there are no real trannies. the men will never be women, it's all bullshit

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 01:45 PM (U7k5w)
Well, there are the "three on a tree", "four on the floor", etc.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 19, 2019 01:46 PM (N39Ws)

135 We should open the AOS Transgendering Clinic. Just slap hot iron to it and you're done. If it hurts, rub dirt on it and drink water.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:46 PM (2LelM)

136 72 WTF is it with this anti-Canadian shit?!

What are we, Lutherans??!!!!
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 01:35 PM (Dh1wo)

[Gives andycanuck the secret sign] Canucko-Lutheran liberation, brother!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 01:46 PM (RD7QR)

137 Uh, not happening. This is an obvious pedophile who is going online looking for tips on hunting for young girls

yes that's exactly what he is

and the "vanishingly small" number of transgender types is getting inflated a little bit here by pedos

pedos are smart hunters. they are inventive and creative. they are relentless

GOOD JOB LEFTISTS! great work here!

I can actually imagine the terror of being a young girl in a public bathroom and having some big fat made up man baby talk to me about tampons

that's some really terrifying, life-changing terror tbh

horrible that we're letting this happen

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 01:46 PM (Rarvo)

138 127 Oh God, I can imagine it:

"I went into PP to get an abortion, and this is what happened."
-Voice Over

"I'm sorry...um...ma'am, but you're not pregnant."
-PP

"How dare you attack my truth!"
-Tranny
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:45 PM (VyAV0)

Julian Castro really messed their shit up.

He was supposed to talk about Women who want to be men getting pregnant.

He fucked it up and talked about Men who want to be Women getting pregnant.

And now the Left has to go full-steam ahead on THAT instead.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:46 PM (UnA8+)

139 It's lack of cocaine that causes problems.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Just so.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 19, 2019 01:47 PM (88+cf)

140 112; there are no real trannies. the men will never be women, it's all bullshit


THIS

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 01:47 PM (Rarvo)

141 138
Julian Castro really messed their shit up.

He was supposed to talk about Women who want to be men getting pregnant.

He fucked it up and talked about Men who want to be Women getting pregnant.

And now the Left has to go full-steam ahead on THAT instead.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:46 PM (UnA8+)

=========

Because they are smart and guided by science?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:47 PM (VyAV0)

142 134 130
112; there are no real trannies. the men will never be women, it's all bullshit

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 01:45 PM (U7k5w)
-------------------------
Are you willing to tell Michelle Obama this?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:47 PM (2LelM)

143 132 Would you let Whoopie wax yer whanger?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 01:46 PM (cb/hk)

Whoopie Goldberg? It would be moot since my wedding tackle would retreat into my body at the very sight of her.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 01:47 PM (RD7QR)

144 At least I have a uterus, you ugly, fat man"

=======
Insults that are true may be insulting but they can also be sort of an intervention. If charity is absent then its more insult than it is intervention.

Like Churchill said to the Lady he told him he was drunk: Yes madam I am, but in the morning I will be sober, you however, will still be ugly.

He's always going to be an ugly fat man and that's the real problem here. He's going to insist on an alternate reality and insist everyone else play along too.

How many lights are there Winston?

Posted by: simplemind at July 19, 2019 01:47 PM (C6xeQ)

145 Crazy days when you have to double check when somebody says the tranny is out in the Jeep.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 19, 2019 01:47 PM (r+sAi)

146 Nuh-uh, you said "Mood"
Posted by: Jordan61


Mea culpa. Damn fat thumb and tiny keyboard.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 01:47 PM (ql3m8)

147 I think, at this point, the cuck class know their supporting their prison guards.

But they won't admit the lie because they get an extra scrap of meat in their gruel.

They pretend all those who keep disappearing have just been transferred to better camps

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 19, 2019 01:47 PM (k81AA)

148 I'd like to see a video of Crowder or Okeefe posing as a transdude trying to get a bed at a womens shelter.

Posted by: Speller at July 19, 2019 01:48 PM (pSotA)

149 Not just a tranny, but a tranny LAWYER.

Which made it completely obvious what their motive was.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:45 PM (UnA8+)

Damn, that's right. Forgot about that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 01:48 PM (Ez6QX)

150 another reason people will vote for Trump: women being told that they must accept the idea of guys in dresses and wigs in the women' changing rooms.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2019 01:48 PM (ZqRa6)

151 144
Julian Castro really messed their shit up.

He was supposed to talk about Women who want to be men getting pregnant.

He fucked it up and talked about Men who want to be Women getting pregnant.

And now the Left has to go full-steam ahead on THAT instead.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:46 PM (UnA8+)

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I don't know, I think Eric Idle still wanted to be a woman after John Cleese told him he didn't have a womb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:49 PM (VyAV0)

152 "that's some really terrifying, life-changing terror tbh

horrible that we're letting this happen
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 01:46 PM (Rarvo)"

It would be less traumatizing if Pennywise popped out of the toilet to talk with them about paper boat racing.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 01:49 PM (oZ6kz)

153 142: Any time, any place. I am sick of feeding delusion.

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 01:49 PM (U7k5w)

154 106 I'm not bothered by this, not because I agree with it, but because I think it's a done deal absent a civil war. Same kind of thing would happen at any big corporation, big law firm, etc. When the right decided to agree with the left that bigotry was the only reason gay marriage wasn't a thing, it came with the full Folsom Street Fair accessory pack: florists and bakers must serve the gays; drag queens get to read your kids stories; trannies get to use the ladies' can and compete in womens' sports; everyone must use the correct pronouns and affirm that a boar is a sow; your a bigot for not dating chicks with dicks. Ask yourself, how much fight have you seen the GOP and supposedly conservative media figures put up on these issues?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 19, 2019 01:41 PM (H5knJ)


It started sooner than that. Go back to grade school and the incessant "tolerance" and "no judgment" and "anti-bullying" crap which is really about forcing the chain to accept the weakest link and then EXALT that weakest link. Our entire society has been brainwashed to not compete, be nice no matter what, to smile encouragingly at obvious mental defectives - they've turned us into Canadians.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 01:49 PM (vkS2Z)

155 Muh foreign/commie/mobster funded/infiltrated monopoly, backed by monetary policy (and SCOTUS penalty/tax decisions) designed to protect BigCorp and DeepState.


TheMarket has become a huge Ponzi scheme ... and much of America has their future tied to albatross megaCorps and their slave labor in commie lands. But that America has almost zero input into how their "investment" is run, as CEOs and staff go full retard totalitarian BigCensorhip and hire only leftists (see Mozilla CEO).


Currencies are being destroyed, crypto is maybe the future, to infinity, and beyond. But we have to sustain it through 2020 elections, at least.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 19, 2019 01:49 PM (Cus5s)

156
I'm imagining being that 12-year-old girl and some fat, obviously male weirdo gets in my face in the girls' room and asks me about tampons. And some woke adults hulking over me and telling me to be tolerant and welcoming. God, that's evil.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 01:49 PM (M9ntN)

157 #116 see Wolf of Wall Street.

Cocaine rips the heart out of your relationships. There's nothing left for your wife kids business partners...

When you're in a living room with a coke head 'friend' who shoots his TeeVee with a .44 you get a chance to leave. I took it.



Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2019 01:49 PM (Y274z)

158 there are no real trannies. the men will never be women, it's all bullshit

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 01:45 PM (U7k5w)
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Are you willing to tell Michelle Obama this?
Posted by: Puddin Head


Yes. I will tell Lawrence Taylor that.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 01:49 PM (ql3m8)

159 POC is nonsense. we are all colored people. We are all different colors. No one is physically translucent.

These people referring to themselves as POC's are exclusionary and differentiating. One might say they are cultural appropriators.

Posted by: Dr. Kolora Spektro at July 19, 2019 01:50 PM (Hwt6E)

160
Julian Castro really messed their shit up.

He was supposed to talk about Women who want to be men getting pregnant.

He fucked it up and talked about Men who want to be Women getting pregnant.

And now the Left has to go full-steam ahead on THAT instead. Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:46 PM (UnA8+)



It's like he castroated the tranny argument.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 01:50 PM (TAmPV)

161 155 Currencies are being destroyed, crypto is maybe the future, to infinity, and beyond. But we have to sustain it through 2020 elections, at least.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 19, 2019 01:49 PM (Cus5s)

I've noticed it's a thing lately among Millennial Communists to say "Anybody who talks about Crypto is probably a Nazi."

They really seem to have a bug up their ass about it.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:51 PM (UnA8+)

162 I'm imagining being that 12-year-old girl and some fat, obviously male weirdo gets in my face in the girls' room and asks me about tampons. And some woke adults hulking over me and telling me to be tolerant and welcoming. God, that's evil.


this is exactly what is going on !!!

it IS evil

on so many levels; it is evil

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 01:51 PM (Rarvo)

163 #156 teach your 12 year old how to use bear spray.

Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2019 01:51 PM (Y274z)

164 'Hope Dems run on this'! Ca. Dem Party regional director says rural white Americans are just 'not grateful enough'; UPDATED @twitchyteam

https://t.co/SgCJaJsi9z

Posted by: David at July 19, 2019 01:51 PM (jY1B4)

165 Have you seen what I've done with America? LOL!

Posted by: Satan at July 19, 2019 01:51 PM (pUDQf)

166 156: As I said, the left is actively feeding psychosis instead of trying to reestablish reality.

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 01:51 PM (U7k5w)

167 POC want to steal our European Lucky Charms.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:51 PM (2LelM)

168
another reason people will vote for Trump: women being told that they must accept the idea of guys in dresses and wigs in the women' changing rooms.
Posted by: mallfly

======

Becky thinks that's fine. (It hasn't happened to her yet.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 01:52 PM (M9ntN)

169 164 'Hope Dems run on this'! Ca. Dem Party regional director says rural white Americans are just 'not grateful enough'; UPDATED @twitchyteam

https://t.co/SgCJaJsi9z
Posted by: David at July 19, 2019 01:51 PM (jY1B4)

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Knowing this primary cycle, it's gonna be Elizabeth Warren's new campaign slogan in less than 12 hours.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:52 PM (VyAV0)

170 54 That's my take too. Forget commenting on this tranny's appearance or weight, report him as a danger to children.

Posted by: jdgalt at July 19, 2019 01:52 PM (3SFo/)

171 154 It started sooner than that. Go back to grade school and the incessant "tolerance" and "no judgment" and "anti-bullying" crap which is really about forcing the chain to accept the weakest link and then EXALT that weakest link. Our entire society has been brainwashed to not compete, be nice no matter what, to smile encouragingly at obvious mental defectives - they've turned us into Canadians.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 01:49 PM (vkS2Z)

I sometimes think this is a stalking horse to get people to happily accept Islam and Shari'ah Law as an alternative.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:52 PM (UnA8+)

172 163 #156 teach your 12 year old how to use bear spray.
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I recommend wasp spray to the eyes. Problem solved.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:52 PM (2LelM)

173 @Jack and his lawyer said protecting the "safety" of trannies is very important to them

Pretty sure that means carte blanche or they might kill themselves you guys!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 01:26 PM (bDqIh)

I guess @Jack has no interest in protecting young mothers, as Lindsey has an infant baby.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2019 01:53 PM (FTPn0)

174 "there are no real trannies. the men will never be women, it's all bullshit"


Of course. And the thing is most fair minded people understand there are going to be some oddballs on the edges of society and we are content to leave them be. However, when those oddballs demand that everyone endorse and embrace their oddball views, that makes for a bad situation.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 01:53 PM (OD2ni)

175 163 #156 teach your 12 year old how to use bear spray.
Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2019 01:51 PM (Y274z)

Yeah, and then guess what? Hate crime.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 01:53 PM (Ez6QX)

176 Becky thinks that's fine. (It hasn't happened to her yet.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 01:52 PM (M9ntN)

But Karen is going to complain to management!

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 01:53 PM (vkS2Z)

177 My poor kid missed out. We got to play dodgeball and smear the queer on the playground in elementary school.

Posted by: Drc at July 19, 2019 01:53 PM (vbaSG)

178 I recommend wasp spray to the eyes. Problem solved.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:52 PM (2LelM)

----

I cant find any wasp spray.

The meth heads stole it all.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 01:53 PM (8XRCm)

179 Twitter is a sewer and the YouTube comments section isn't much better.

So what was the fallout from that 'Social Media Summit'? Jack shit?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 01:53 PM (xJa6I)

180 Forget it, Jake. It's Canada.

Posted by: mrp at July 19, 2019 01:53 PM (Pqytn)

181 156
I'm imagining being that 12-year-old girl and some fat, obviously male weirdo gets in my face in the girls' room and asks me about tampons. And some woke adults hulking over me and telling me to be tolerant and welcoming. God, that's evil.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 01:49 PM (M9ntN)


Time to pull out that 6" piece of 1/2" pipe with end caps from your purse and jab it right behind his chin.

Posted by: Dr. Kolora Spektro at July 19, 2019 01:53 PM (Hwt6E)

182 178 I recommend wasp spray to the eyes. Problem solved.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:52 PM (2LelM)

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I cant find any wasp spray.

The meth heads stole it all.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 01:53 PM (8XRCm)

Brake Cleaner apparently also works, also on wasps.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 01:54 PM (xJa6I)

183
'Hope Dems run on this'! Ca. Dem Party regional director says rural white Americans are just 'not grateful enough'; UPDATED @twitchyteam


Rural Americans should be grateful that the city dwellers let them grow their food.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 01:54 PM (TAmPV)

184 David @ 32:

Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Cowboyneal at July 19, 2019 01:54 PM (wl7Mg)

185 Why should be grateful for what we created? I am very grateful for the parents I was born to. Other than that, why would I be grateful to a government employee? WTF?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:55 PM (2LelM)

186 I'm imagining being that 12-year-old girl and some fat, obviously male weirdo gets in my face in the girls' room and asks me about tampons. And some woke adults hulking over me and telling me to be tolerant and welcoming. God, that's evil.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 01:49 PM (M9ntN)

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Im going to jail.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 01:55 PM (8XRCm)

187 159 POC is nonsense. we are all colored people. We are all different colors. No one is physically translucent.
Posted by: Dr. Kolora Spektro at July 19, 2019 01:50 PM (Hwt6E)


Speaking of which, I noticed that the Band-Aid on my arm is just a shade darker than my skin. I think they're making them for Mexicans now.

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 01:55 PM (xjiRE)

188 I've mentioned on the Gub Thread that I frequent the FALfiles.com website. Sadly, one of our NZ brethren just had to turn in his paras.

http://www.falfiles.com/forums/showthread.php?t=443174

Some members are giving him a bit of a rasher but it is not easy to stand up to the police. I really wonder how many here in the Home of the Free will take a bullet for their American Sporting Rifle.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 19, 2019 01:55 PM (yQpMk)

189 I sometimes think this is a stalking horse to get people to happily accept Islam and Shari'ah Law as an alternative.
Posted by: Hikaru


Southern Baptist Sharia law will be lit AF

Posted by: x at July 19, 2019 01:55 PM (nFwvY)

190 It's kind of irritating to be a member of several groups who are not allowed to be offended.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 19, 2019 01:55 PM (YslsA)

191
this is exactly what is going on !!!

it IS evil

on so many levels; it is evil
Posted by: BlackOrchid

======

It's not only evil, it's sadistic and cruel to those girls. These are people who hate. They dearly hope it happens to those girls and that their spirits are crushed by it. I'm not exaggerating about the spirit-crushing. You tell girls that their innate modesty (this has been proven scientifically) is bad and that they owe it to weirdoes to share everything, what do you think that does?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 01:55 PM (M9ntN)

192 Why are the latest transsexuals M-to" F" so very angry? The male tennis player who transitioned years ago- Renee Richards (?) doesn't seem to be attacking people on Twitter. Well, I don't know actually, because I don't really do Twitter but I haven't seen anything about that unless Renee is no longer alive.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 01:32 PM (+0VWg)

They started out angry. They then had to find a victim group with enough power so that everyone wouldn't tell them to shut the hell up and get a job, as would have happened if they were white dudes.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2019 01:56 PM (FTPn0)

193 Caveman lawyer > Tranny lawyer

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2019 01:56 PM (1RvA7)

194 178 I recommend wasp spray to the eyes. Problem solved.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:52 PM (2LelM)

----

I cant find any wasp spray.

The meth heads stole it all.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 01:53 PM (8XRCm)

I might regret this but...how are meth heads using wasp spray?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 01:56 PM (RD7QR)

195 OT

my Dad has been drifting into kidney failure over the last few days, and will be going on dialysis today, to give his kidneys a chance to recuperate.

if that doesn't work, it's all over.

spare prayers for him, my Mom and the docs, if you have any handy.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2019 01:56 PM (RwH1i)

196 Offer refugee status to people fleeing persecution by 'Human Rights' Courts in Canada.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 01:56 PM (ccIpV)

197 @182
In a pinch, Boiling water does quite a number on wasps. Perverts too.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 01:56 PM (cb/hk)

198 "My poor kid missed out. We got to play dodgeball and smear the queer on the playground in elementary school.
Posted by: Drc"


Heh. I'm old enough to remember an old nun yelling at us "No playing smear the queer on the blacktop."

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 01:57 PM (OD2ni)

199 I'm confused - SFB David @32 says we get all kinds of free shit at his expense, and yet we're hurting.

Which is it?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 01:57 PM (37IEG)

200
Offer refugee status to people fleeing persecution by 'Human Rights' Courts in Canada.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 01:56 PM (ccIpV)

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Sounds like a plan to me.

Posted by: mrp at July 19, 2019 01:57 PM (Pqytn)

201 Plowing the Dark
Their AI is mapping the prisons of their selves.

Posted by: found the sock at July 19, 2019 01:57 PM (Obadf)

202 People really over state the Twitter universe with real life.

Probably 99% of people are completely oblivious to what's happening on Twitter.

That being said, if I were Trump I would just harass Big Tech with endless DOJ lawsuits on everything from treason to monopoly to discrimination until they finally got the picture they are going to have to be neutral if they want to survive.

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2019 01:57 PM (UfkIY)

203 In a pinch, Boiling water does quite a number on wasps. Perverts too.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


Spray brake cleaner.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 01:57 PM (ql3m8)

204 Yes, things are *not* calming down in the Persian Gulf.

" IRGC officially announces it has captured a British tanker in the Persian Gulf"

https://tinyurl.com/y5bvmc9v

Posted by: The Institute at July 19, 2019 01:58 PM (3R6IE)

205 192 They started out angry. They then had to find a victim group with enough power so that everyone wouldn't tell them to shut the hell up and get a job, as would have happened if they were white dudes.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2019 01:56 PM (FTPn0)

I think if it were up to most people, they wouldn't be able to get jobs.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:58 PM (UnA8+)

206 I knew a meth head that would break open a Vick's inhaler and eat the contents, in Germany they would buy the 100% caffeine at the drug store. Psychosis ensued shortly, I stuck with cocaine.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 01:58 PM (ILUPz)

207 182 178 I recommend wasp spray to the eyes. Problem solved.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:52 PM (2LelM)

----

I cant find any wasp spray.

The meth heads stole it all.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 01:53 PM (8XRCm)
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Between Lowes and Home Depot you can find anything you want at any time you want:
Wasp Spray
Tarps
Machetes
Duct Tape
Quick Lime
Shovels

All you need is a 1970's Rivera with a trunk that can hold four or five bodies.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:58 PM (2LelM)

208 191: Creeps like Chris Cuomo

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 01:59 PM (U7k5w)

209 >>I can actually imagine the terror of being a young girl in a public bathroom and having some big fat made up man baby talk to me about tampons

that's some really terrifying, life-changing terror tbh

horrible that we're letting this happen
- - -

THIS

Now add to it the poor little boys whose mothers are taking them to drag queen story hour, dressing them up as drag kids and posting it online.

I don't want to ask if things can sicker (because of course it can), but ho-ly sh#t things have gotten frightening.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 01:59 PM (bDqIh)

210 195 OT

my Dad has been drifting into kidney failure over the last few days, and will be going on dialysis today, to give his kidneys a chance to recuperate.

if that doesn't work, it's all over.

spare prayers for him, my Mom and the docs, if you have any handy.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2019 01:56 PM (RwH1i)

Praying for you all!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 01:59 PM (Ez6QX)

211 198 "My poor kid missed out. We got to play dodgeball and smear the queer on the playground in elementary school.
Posted by: Drc"


Heh. I'm old enough to remember an old nun yelling at us "No playing smear the queer on the blacktop."
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 01:57 PM (OD2ni)

Rough game. We'd play it but only on grass.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 01:59 PM (xJa6I)

212 "ABC News confirms emergency meetings at the highest level are now convening in the United Kingdom after a British tanker was seized by the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps in the Persian Gulf."

https://tinyurl.com/y24ohqe2

Posted by: The Institute at July 19, 2019 01:59 PM (3R6IE)

213 I want to see a vid of us shooting down that drone.

Posted by: Dr. Kolora Spektro at July 19, 2019 01:59 PM (Hwt6E)

214 Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2019 01:56 PM (RwH1i)

I'm sure the praying people always have prayers to share, redc1c4 because even though we don't know your dad-or most of us don't anyway-he's part of our horde family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 01:59 PM (+0VWg)

215 Shorter Dem David: All Repubs are racists and don't deserve to vote!

Shocker he went that route.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 19, 2019 02:00 PM (r+sAi)

216 Bomb Iran...

Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 02:00 PM (eAZVt)

217
'Hope Dems run on this'! Ca. Dem Party regional director says rural white Americans are just 'not grateful enough'; UPDATED @twitchyteam

https://t.co/SgCJaJsi9z
Posted by: David at July 19, 2019 01:51 PM (jY1B4)

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I like the cut of this guy's jib. We're no good, us deplorable flyover types. Just a bunch of leeches, right? They don't need us one bit, and we're all ingrates, to boot! We can't even recognize that they do everything for us and we could never make it without them.

Why, if I were them, I'd just secede, since it's in their best interests to be rid of this benighted, illiterate albatross around the neck of all the right-thinking people.

That's the ticket.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 02:00 PM (AzW6q)

218 Don't you people understand? If we don't allow Facebook, Apple, Google, & Twitter to do whatever they want then the communists-nazis win, the free market will die forever and they'll be another Holocaust!

Now buy some birch Gold and Bill & Branch sheets promo code: ShapiroCucks4You

Posted by: Ben Shapiro - fapping to his sister's bewbz with Michelle Fields missing arm at July 19, 2019 02:00 PM (x+F96)

219 209
>>I can actually imagine the terror of being a young girl in a
public bathroom and having some big fat made up man baby talk to me
about tampons



that's some really terrifying, life-changing terror tbh



horrible that we're letting this happen

- - -



THIS



Now add to it the poor little boys whose mothers are taking them to
drag queen story hour, dressing them up as drag kids and posting it
online.



I don't want to ask if things can sicker (because of course it can), but ho-ly sh#t things have gotten frightening.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 01:59 PM (bDqIh)
Aren't y'all being a little rough on Butterbottom Stelter?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 02:00 PM (37IEG)

220 @101

I'm sure he will determine he did everything, "By The Book!"

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 19, 2019 02:00 PM (88mwq)

221 ABC News confirms emergency meetings at the highest level are now convening in the United Kingdom after a British tanker was seized by the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps in the Persian Gulf.


Tanker Wars II: This time it's personal

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 19, 2019 02:00 PM (yQpMk)

222 Why all the Canada hate? I love Canada. Long time.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 02:00 PM (sjdRT)

223 emergency meetings at the highest level are now convening in the United Kingdom

--

Hint to the UK, missiles are quicker and cheaper.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 19, 2019 02:00 PM (YslsA)

224 Our nation fought a revolution over a 3% tax ffs.
Why even have a 2A if it won't be used?... and by this I mean militias forming to clean shit up. SMFH

Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 02:00 PM (ym5eo)

225 Shorter Dem David: All Repubs are racists and don't deserve to vote!

Shocker he went that route.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 19, 2019 02:00 PM (r+sAi)

========================
That's it! No more reaching across the aisle!

Posted by: mrp at July 19, 2019 02:01 PM (Pqytn)

226 They are heavily subsidized, drowning in federal largesse, blessed with political affirmative action & overrepresentation, have all their bills paid by cities and blue states, but they whine and yell constantly.


LOLGFY David. No, they don't get all their bills paid.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 02:01 PM (ql3m8)

227 "ABC News confirms emergency meetings at the highest level are now convening in the United Kingdom after a British tanker was seized by the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps in the Persian Gulf."

https://tinyurl.com/y24ohqe2
Posted by: The Institute


It's getting frisky.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 02:01 PM (tH5fk)

228 221 ABC News confirms emergency meetings at the highest level are now convening in the United Kingdom after a British tanker was seized by the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps in the Persian Gulf.


Tanker Wars II: This time it's personal
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 19, 2019 02:00 PM (yQpMk)

===========

"We'll trade MORE with Iran! That'll fix it!"
-MP 1

"What if we send a pallet of cash?"
-MP 2

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:01 PM (VyAV0)

229 204 Yes, things are *not* calming down in the Persian Gulf.

" IRGC officially announces it has captured a British tanker in the Persian Gulf"

https://tinyurl.com/y5bvmc9v
Posted by: The Institute at July 19, 2019 01:58 PM (3R6IE)

The mullahs must be desperate if they need a confrontation this badly.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 02:01 PM (RD7QR)

230 When I was a kid I had the cure for dogs who liked to try to attack me on my bike. A squirt gun full of strong brine. Stopped them in their tracks when it hit their eyes.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 02:01 PM (cb/hk)

231 155 Illini

I take it you're not a CFA?

That's a GOOD thing.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2019 02:02 PM (Cssks)

232 216 Bomb Iran...
Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 02:00 PM (eAZVt)

That's is a great way for Trump not to get re-elected, kiddo.

Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 02:02 PM (ym5eo)

233 foolish escalation by the Iranians, if true. Especially since they went after a Brit Tanker, not an American one. That makes Britain and Europe our allies if any shit starts flying.

Since it's a Brit tanker, they get to take the lead on deciding a response.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 02:02 PM (Kpl3J)

234 I might regret this but...how are meth heads using wasp spray?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 01:56 PM (RD7QR)

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As a replacement for meth.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:02 PM (8XRCm)

235 Zombie Robert Atkins > David Atkins

Posted by: bananaDream at July 19, 2019 02:02 PM (l6b3d)

236 230 I need to try that on deer

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 02:02 PM (U7k5w)

237 Wasn't it a Brit Corvette that interceded for a tanker last week?

Posted by: Dr. Kolora Spektro at July 19, 2019 02:02 PM (Hwt6E)

238 226
They are heavily subsidized, drowning in federal largesse, blessed with political affirmative action overrepresentation, have all their bills paid by cities and blue states, but they whine and yell constantly.





LOLGFY David. No, they don't get all their bills paid.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 02:01 PM (ql3m
But with all that money flowing into our greedy hands, we're still hurting.
How does that work?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 02:02 PM (37IEG)

239 It's obvious that these people have issues, including some having rage issues and delight in fighting and attacking anyone they can. Probably something in the DSM would fit this perfectly.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 02:02 PM (ccIpV)

240 That's is a great way for Trump not to get re-elected, kiddo.


I'll vote for him twice if he does.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 19, 2019 02:02 PM (yQpMk)

241 Why all the Canada hate? I love Canada. Long time.


Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 02:00 PM (sjdRT)

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Hey, I like Canada! Now that I can't find old mouldy Benny Hill re-runs on the TV anymore, Canada will have to do.

Posted by: mrp at July 19, 2019 02:02 PM (Pqytn)

242 Iran distractions and distractions in the ME.
Every.
Single.
Time.

Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 02:03 PM (ym5eo)

243 26
What will get you into worse trouble, burning an American flag or burning a Pride flag?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 01:28 PM (nr7NV)



Burning any flag associated with a victim group is a thousand times worse for you than burning an American flag.

Remember, over 20 years ago, a scene depicting a Seinfeld character accidentally setting a small Puerto Rican flag on fire (and then stepping on it to put the fire out) caused such a huge outrage that it led to that episode being banned from television.

Posted by: delbag at July 19, 2019 02:03 PM (gJAok)

244 242 Iran distractions and distractions in the ME.
Every.
Single.
Time.
Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 02:03 PM (ym5eo)

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Iran took the tanker on orders from Trump!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:03 PM (VyAV0)

245 242: We should have finished them off when they took the hostages

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 02:03 PM (U7k5w)

246 240 That's is a great way for Trump not to get re-elected, kiddo.


I'll vote for him twice if he does.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 19, 2019 02:02 PM (yQpMk)

I'm sure you would.

Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 02:03 PM (ym5eo)

247 Britain still has submarines. Just start sinking a few Iranian tankers and pretend you know nothing about it. Good Times.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 02:03 PM (2LelM)

248 227 "ABC News confirms emergency meetings at the highest level are now convening in the United Kingdom after a British tanker was seized by the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps in the Persian Gulf."

https://tinyurl.com/y24ohqe2
Posted by: The Institute

It's getting frisky.
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 02:01 PM (



They really are itching for some pain. That makes me wonder what they are really up to. Maybe looking for an excuse to use a nuke on Israel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 02:04 PM (pUDQf)

249 Wasp spray is just concentrated chrysanthemum juice. I know this from when one of my kids sprayed it in his mouth and the Poison Control Center, was like, "Meh" unless he's allergic to flowers.

Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2019 02:04 PM (nRWPy)

250 hen I was a kid I had the cure for dogs who liked to try to attack me on my bike. A squirt gun full of strong brine. Stopped them in their tracks when it hit their eyes.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 02:01 PM (cb/hk)

I need to try that on deer
Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 02:02 PM (U7k5w)

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You have deer attack you on your bike???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:04 PM (8XRCm)

251
Britain still has submarines. Just start sinking a few Iranian tankers and pretend you know nothing about it. Good Times.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 02:03 PM (2LelM)

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As long as they don't ask for or receive any help from the US, I'm cool with however they do or don't handle it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 02:04 PM (AzW6q)

252 Iran took the tanker on orders from Trump!
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Most likly on orders from Obama.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 02:04 PM (2LelM)

253 I'm sure you would.

Three times if I could get away with it. Iran been needing a beating for almost 40 years. Now is as good a time as any.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 19, 2019 02:04 PM (yQpMk)

254
Bomb Iran...
Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 02:00 PM (eAZVt)

That's is a great way for Trump not to get re-elected, kiddo.
Posted by: huge hampster news

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What if we just drop a bomb and no American lives are at risk? I know that's simplistic, but it's not boots on the ground. Just KA-BOMB, good luck with your Navy, sucker-tollahs!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 02:04 PM (M9ntN)

255 Why all the Canada hate? I love Canada. Long time.


Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 02:00 PM (sjdRT)

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Hey, I like Canada! Now that I can't find old mouldy Benny Hill re-runs on the TV anymore, Canada will have to do.
Posted by: mrp


Ted Green FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 02:05 PM (ql3m8)

256 I had a roommate who would huff Pam cooking spray through a toilet paper tube stuffed with toilet paper. He didn't last long

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 02:05 PM (ILUPz)

257 Since it's a Brit tanker, they get to take the lead on deciding a response.
Posted by: Tom Servo


This should be interesting....

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 02:05 PM (tH5fk)

258 234 I might regret this but...how are meth heads using wasp spray?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 01:56 PM (RD7QR)

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As a replacement for meth.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:02 PM (8XRCm)

Jesus, that worse than that Russian drug that has diesel in it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 02:05 PM (RD7QR)

259 Red. Red Green. Fuck I can't type.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 02:05 PM (ql3m8)

260 Im going to jail.

Posted by: fixerupper

Yep.
I'd fix that freak so it would need a tampon.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 19, 2019 02:05 PM (88+cf)

261 Paraphiliacs typically have more than one paraphilia.

Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2019 02:05 PM (nRWPy)

262 258 234 I might regret this but...how are meth heads using wasp spray?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 01:56 PM (RD7QR)

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As a replacement for meth.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:02 PM (8XRCm)

Jesus, that worse than that Russian drug that has diesel in it.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 02:05 PM (RD7QR)

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Don't knock it til you try it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:05 PM (VyAV0)

263 227 "ABC News confirms emergency meetings at the highest level are now convening in the United Kingdom after a British tanker was seized by the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps in the Persian Gulf."

https://tinyurl.com/y24ohqe2
Posted by: The Institute

It's getting frisky.
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 02:01 PM (tH5fk)

Dear me. What are the Brits going to do? They can't even agree on a PM.

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 02:05 PM (a0IVu)

264 250, no but they do approach humans, too many assholes hand feeding them here

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 02:05 PM (U7k5w)

265 You have deer attack you on your bike???
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:04 PM (8XRCm)

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Well, CN is in the No. 1's, and the deer are Hell's Angels. These dustups happen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 02:05 PM (AzW6q)

266 What if we just drop a bomb and no American lives are at risk? I know that's simplistic, but it's not boots on the ground. Just KA-BOMB, good luck with your Navy, sucker-tollahs!



Shh. He's isolatin'.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 19, 2019 02:05 PM (yQpMk)

267 251
Britain still has submarines. Just start sinking a few Iranian tankers and pretend you know nothing about it. Good Times.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 02:03 PM (2LelM)

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As long as they don't ask for or receive any help from the US, I'm cool with however they do or don't handle it.
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Me too. They want to compete with us as the World's Banking center then they need to step up their game.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 02:05 PM (2LelM)

268 247
Britain still has submarines. Just start sinking a few Iranian tankers and pretend you know nothing about it. Good Times.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 02:03 PM (2LelM)
Rather! From the point of view of Her Majesty's Royal Navy perhaps the Iranians should have more care when scattering those ship mines they're so fond of around the sea lanes.

One can never say when they might afflict one's own shipping, eh what?

Posted by: British Admiralty at July 19, 2019 02:06 PM (37IEG)

269 As long as they don't ask for or receive any help from the US, I'm cool with however they do or don't handle it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 02:04 PM (AzW6q)

Posted by: Dr. Kolora Spektro at July 19, 2019 02:06 PM (Hwt6E)

270 "foolish escalation by the Iranians, if true. Especially since they went after a Brit Tanker, not an American one. That makes Britain and Europe our allies if any shit starts flying.

Since it's a Brit tanker, they get to take the lead on deciding a response.
Posted by: Tom Servo"


IIRC, the Brits pussed out last time this happened. Made happy hostage videos and even agreed that the female prisoner wear a hijab.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 02:06 PM (OD2ni)

271 "should I teach a ten year old girl, how to use a tampon?'
it sure sounds like he is mostly trolling, trying to get innocents to respond, and then get them banned. Is Canada really allowing fat trans men to invade a ten year old in a restroom, and do such things?


but still, Twitter should not allow such trash, including the rest of his "hate speech", which seems more like expressing a love for a form a pedophilia, and intent to discuss strategies.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 19, 2019 02:06 PM (Cus5s)

272 They really are itching for some pain. That makes me wonder what they are really up to. Maybe looking for an excuse to use a nuke on Israel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

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Their economy is collapsing due to sanctions. They believe if they start a war, their people will fall back into line due to patriotism.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 19, 2019 02:06 PM (YslsA)

273 I am so looking forward to "The Rectification of Names."

Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 02:06 PM (I5SAg)

274 As long as they don't ask for or receive any help from the US, I'm cool with however they do or don't handle it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 02:04 PM (AzW6q)


Trump's said that we're there for our allies.

Posted by: Dr. Kolora Spektro at July 19, 2019 02:06 PM (Hwt6E)

275 Britain doesn't do shit without Nato (our) approval, hell we finance their whole enterprise in some way or other.

Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2019 02:07 PM (nRWPy)

276 In for a penny in for a pound.

Posted by: Dr. Kolora Spektro at July 19, 2019 02:07 PM (Hwt6E)

277 I wonder... if a company can be sued for discrimination in hiring or who it does business with, can't a co like Twitter also be sued for discrimination?

"I was banned for speaking my mind as a woman!"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2019 02:07 PM (ZqRa6)

278 I'm sure Britain's Muslim population will have some say about The royal navy attacking Iran.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 02:07 PM (pUDQf)

279 262 258 234 I might regret this but...how are meth heads using wasp spray?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 01:56 PM (RD7QR)

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As a replacement for meth.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:02 PM (8XRCm)

Jesus, that worse than that Russian drug that has diesel in it.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 02:05 PM (RD7QR)

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Don't knock it til you try it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:05 PM (VyAV0)

Uh, you're mainlining diesel? What do the guys at the gas station think of this?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 02:07 PM (RD7QR)

280 You don't want to sink a tanker, not even an Iranian one, because it'll probably be loaded up with oil that the Chinese or Japanese have already bought and paid for. It's like treasure ships back in the pirate days, you want to capture the treasure, you don't want to sink it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 02:07 PM (Kpl3J)

281 I'm a fan of Canada, just not of Trudeau or his leftist pals, but I assume if you're a canuck posting here you aren't either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 02:07 PM (+0VWg)

282 256 I had a roommate who would huff Pam cooking spray through a toilet paper tube stuffed with toilet paper. He didn't last long
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Did he end up looking like the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 02:07 PM (2LelM)

283 Why are the trannies given so much power by the left?

Because they force you to tell a lie.

Publicly, before God and man.

And once you have lied, for their sake, they now own you.

Because you know you lied.
Your God knows you lied.

And you have sold your morality, your integrity to people who hate you.

For what? A bit of peace now while they hunt down and destroy those who will not bow down and submit?

Make no mistake, these people being beaten down are nails in your coffin too.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 19, 2019 02:07 PM (k81AA)

284 Dear me. What are the Brits going to do? They can't even agree on a PM.

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 02:05 PM (a0IVu)

Teresa May still PM for a few more days ... so I imagine what the Brits will do is either nothing or agree to give the Iranians control over Northern Ireland. One the other.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 19, 2019 02:08 PM (hdzef)

285
Trump's said that we're there for our allies.
Posted by: Dr. Kolora Spektro at July 19, 2019 02:06 PM (Hwt6E)

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I know. And, I know how it'll probably go. It doesn't mean I like it, though. But I stopped considering Britain to be even a pro forma "ally" a few years ago.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 02:08 PM (AzW6q)

286 275 Britain doesn't do shit without Nato (our) approval, hell we finance their whole enterprise in some way or other.
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2019 02:07 PM (nRWPy)

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Maybe we should stop...

Then they can be adults and take care of their own insurance and car payments instead of blowing all their money on that terrible doctor that never has time for them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:08 PM (VyAV0)

287
Is Canada really allowing fat trans men to invade a ten year old in a restroom, and do such things?


but still, Twitter should not allow such trash, including the rest of his "hate speech", which seems more like expressing a love for a form a pedophilia, and intent to discuss strategies.
Posted by: illiniwek

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I hate to bring this up, but do we know this particularly fake tranny is operating in Canada and not the US?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 02:08 PM (M9ntN)

288 Does Iran have any financial assets in Blighty?

Posted by: mrp at July 19, 2019 02:08 PM (Pqytn)

289 273 I am so looking forward to "The Rectification of Names."

Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 02:06 PM (I5SAg)


****

Posted by: Dr. Kolora Spektro at July 19, 2019 02:08 PM (Hwt6E)

290 273 I am so looking forward to "The Rectification of Names."

Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 02:06 PM (I5SAg)

And after that, the Vuldronaii.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 02:08 PM (Kpl3J)

291 287 I hate to bring this up, but do we know this particularly fake tranny is operating in Canada and not the US?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 02:08 PM (M9ntN)

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She says in the video that the guy is in the same province as her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:09 PM (VyAV0)

292 I'm gonna say the people who keep reproducing will win this battle.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 02:09 PM (k93bx)

293 Canada proves diversity sucks. The Anglo's should have told the Quebecois to go fuck themselves. Canada would have turned out a lot better. Quebec would have turned out better too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 02:09 PM (2LelM)

294
As-salamu alaykum Horde,

I know my brothers and I have poor reputation in these parts. And I admit it is well earned.

But we do not cuck to the trans bathrooms or drag kid story time.

Eventually, I hope we can find a way to unite on this particular issue and through our common love of Jesus Christ, peace be upon him even if we disagree on some other details like his divinity.

As-salamu alaykum

Posted by: Islamic Pikachu - Trying to build bridges at July 19, 2019 02:09 PM (x+F96)

295 292 I'm gonna say the people who keep reproducing will win this battle.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 02:09 PM (k93bx)

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I'm gonna say the people who educate the products of reproduction will win this battle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:09 PM (VyAV0)

296 Yes, things are *not* calming down in the Persian Gulf.

" IRGC officially announces it has captured a British tanker in the Persian Gulf"

https://tinyurl.com/y5bvmc9v
Posted by: The Institute at July 19, 2019 01:58 PM (3R6IE)

The mullahs must be desperate if they need a confrontation this badly.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 02:01 PM (RD7QR)
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So they go after the UK and PM May, another one of the weak sisters running a formerly great country. They did not poke Uncle Sam Trump. Not that I want them to, because I prefer that Trump goes into 2020 with peacemaking on his resume (see north korea).

But Trump's unpredictability has made him, and us, a wild card target. Good.

Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 02:10 PM (oGBso)

297 TYPES... DELETES...

Posted by: BEN R at July 19, 2019 02:10 PM (eAZVt)

298 294
As-salamu alaykum Horde,

I know my brothers and I have poor reputation in these parts. And I admit it is well earned.

But we do not cuck to the trans bathrooms or drag kid story time.

Eventually, I hope we can find a way to unite on this particular issue and through our common love of Jesus Christ, peace be upon him even if we disagree on some other details like his divinity.

As-salamu alaykum
Posted by: Islamic Pikachu - Trying to build bridges at July 19, 2019 02:09 PM (x+F96)

Poor, poor, pikachu. So many life changes in such short order.

Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 02:10 PM (mX8Vr)

299 I'm gonna say the people who keep reproducing will win this battle.

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GooooOOOOOOO HISPANICS!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:10 PM (8XRCm)

300 Iran just seized a British oil tanker. Things are gonna get randy.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 02:10 PM (VkWRL)

301 Odds on the Brits killing some Iranians over the tanker hijack?

I got 2:1 against.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 02:10 PM (xJa6I)

302 Cynically speaking, This may help Boris over the Labor party hump.

Posted by: Dr. Kolora Spektro at July 19, 2019 02:11 PM (Hwt6E)

303 302 Cynically speaking, This may help Boris over the Labor party hump.
Posted by: Dr. Kolora Spektro at July 19, 2019 02:11 PM (Hwt6E)

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Iran is taking orders from Boris!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:11 PM (VyAV0)

304 301: The Brits will probably apologize and pay up

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 02:11 PM (U7k5w)

305
One Missile. One Iran Military Port. One Problem Solved.

But I suspect there will be a lot of harumphing instead.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 19, 2019 02:11 PM (r+sAi)

306 The British Navy can deal with in

Not our circus
Not our monkeys

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 02:12 PM (JlT9X)

307 Canadians are just Mexicans in warm coats.

We need to build a wall on the northern border too.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:12 PM (K/2j/)

308 294
As-salamu alaykum Horde,

I know my brothers and I have poor reputation in these parts. And I admit it is well earned.

But we do not cuck to the trans bathrooms or drag kid story time.

Eventually, I hope we can find a way to unite on this particular issue and through our common love of Jesus Christ, peace be upon him even if we disagree on some other details like his divinity.

As-salamu alaykum
Posted by: Islamic Pikachu - Trying to build bridges at July 19, 2019 02:09 PM (x+F96)

I don't speak jibber jabber but I understand the appeal.

Sadly, I'm too pro-zionists to make the jump. Also I like bikinis.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 02:12 PM (xJa6I)

309 Don't trans men have babies sometimes with their trans women wives?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 02:12 PM (ILUPz)

310 Odds on the Brits killing some Iranians over the tanker hijack?

I got 2:1 against.


Odds the Brits will apologize?

I say 4:1. They aren't Canadian so they get some benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 19, 2019 02:12 PM (TB7HE)

311 307 Canadians are just Mexicans in warm coats.

We need to build a wall on the northern border too.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:12 PM (K/2j/)

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How about one around Rhode Island?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:12 PM (VyAV0)

312 >307
Canadians are just Mexicans in warm coats.



We need to build a wall on the northern border too.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:12 PM (K/2j/)


This is about the Mets being in last place, isn't it?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 02:12 PM (sjdRT)

313 I thought Pam was just vegetable oil.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 02:12 PM (tH5fk)

314 Iran gets bombed and gas goes up to 4-6 bucks a gallon. The economy tanks. Dems take over forever. The invasion never stops.

Seriously, how is attacking Iran in America's and her citizens interest at all?

Maybe focus on protecting our borders, taking care of our own people, and sending them back would work better. Maybe give it a shot for once in the last 40-50 years?

Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 02:12 PM (ym5eo)

315 Their economy is collapsing due to sanctions. They believe if they start a war, their people will fall back into line due to patriotism.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 19, 2019 02:06 PM (YslsA)

In the government there's probably also a lot of infighting, with those advising caution being told they are Sons of Whores who should be Beaten with a Shoe by those advocating a more militant response.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 02:13 PM (Kpl3J)

316
She says in the video that the guy is in the same province as her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds

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Thanks, I kind of blacked out with rage over what he was doing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 02:13 PM (M9ntN)

317 311 307 Canadians are just Mexicans in warm coats.

We need to build a wall on the northern border too.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:12 PM (K/2j/)

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How about one around Rhode Island?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:12 PM (VyAV0)

Why would you need a wall around an island?

*ducks*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 02:13 PM (xJa6I)

318 SkyNewsBreak's avatar
Sky News Breaking @SkyNewsBreak
1m
Sky Sources say Defence Secretary Penny Mordaunt has been briefed on reports that a British-flagged oil tanker has moved towards Iranian waters

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 02:13 PM (BqBId)

319 If the Brits actually take action I'll eat a bug.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 02:14 PM (tH5fk)

320 I have a feeling Britain will retaliate.
Trump's probably goading them and they don't want to look like pussies for once.

Besides, May has one foot and nine toes out the door, she has nothing to lose.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 02:14 PM (NFEMn)

321 You guys are going to spark a Canadian backlash, eh?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 02:14 PM (RD7QR)

322 One of the big things for the soccer mom types around here to do was take their kids into NYC to a tranny place for their birthdays or Bar Mitzvahs. I shit you not and I was in disbelief when I heard it.

You want to know who will destroy our country faster than any tranny? Soccer moms. That's who.

I can rinse and repeat on several subjects like illegal immigration and taxes.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 02:14 PM (VkWRL)

323 So I sense that PP is feeling its way towards becoming America's clinic for the mentally ill. Big money will follow.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 02:14 PM (2LelM)

324 317 311 307 Canadians are just Mexicans in warm coats.

We need to build a wall on the northern border too.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:12 PM (K/2j/)

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How about one around Rhode Island?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:12 PM (VyAV0)

Why would you need a wall around an island?

*ducks*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 02:13 PM


It's Rhode Island. You don't need a wall. A decent sized playpen ought to cover it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 19, 2019 02:14 PM (TB7HE)

325 317 How about one around Rhode Island?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:12 PM (VyAV0)

Why would you need a wall around an island?

*ducks*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 02:13 PM (xJa6I)

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We've all seen Escape from L.A. right? You know, the good Escape movie?

/jk

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:14 PM (VyAV0)

326 >319
If the Brits actually take action I'll eat a bug.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 02:14 PM (tH5fk)


What side would you like with that?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 02:14 PM (sjdRT)

327 314 Iran gets bombed and gas goes up to 4-6 bucks a gallon. The economy tanks. Dems take over forever. The invasion never stops.

Seriously, how is attacking Iran in America's and her citizens interest at all? "

Would you acknowledge that there is a difference to "Attacking Iran" and "Responding TO an attack BY Iran"?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 02:14 PM (Kpl3J)

328 >>This is about the Mets being in last place, isn't it?

As long as the Marlins exist this ain't happening.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:15 PM (K/2j/)

329 Iran just seized a British oil tanker. Things are gonna get randy.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 02:10 PM (VkWRL)

Britain has a navy. Let them take care of it.

Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 19, 2019 02:15 PM (J70i0)

330 Eh, Iran doesn't export much oil anymore.
But the USA does!
Things have changed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 19, 2019 02:15 PM (r+sAi)

331 Defense Secretary Penny Mordant


Sounds like a tough nut.

Posted by: Dr. Kolora Spektro at July 19, 2019 02:15 PM (Hwt6E)

332 "I thought Pam was just vegetable oil."

The propellant is a mixture of Propane and Butane. I can't believe people actually "huff" that kind of stuff.

Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 02:16 PM (eAZVt)

333 Iran seized a tanker. Was it a British-flagged tanker? And whose oil was aboard - if the tanker held a cargo?

Posted by: mrp at July 19, 2019 02:16 PM (Pqytn)

334 329 Iran just seized a British oil tanker. Things are gonna get randy.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 02:10 PM (VkWRL)

Britain has a navy. Let them take care of it.
Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 19, 2019 02:15 PM (J70i0)

Yup.

Not our monkey. Yet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 02:16 PM (xJa6I)

335 ran gets bombed and gas goes up to 4-6 bucks a gallon. The economy tanks. Dems take over forever. The invasion never stops.

Seriously, how is attacking Iran in America's and her citizens interest at all?
------------------------------------------------------------------

Possibly.

But then the Sunnis in Saudia Arabia will show their gratitude by upping production to pick up the slack.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 02:16 PM (NFEMn)

336 Eventually, I hope we can find a way to unite on this particular issue and through our common love of Jesus Christ, peace be upon him even if we disagree on some other details like his divinity. 

As-salamu alaykum 
Posted by: Islamic Pikachu - Trying to build bridges at July 19, 2019 02:09 PM (x+F96) 

I'd love to criticize, but you've heard it all before. Besides, I have a suspicion that Richard the Lionhearted would have been better friends with Saladin than with Christians who have never picked up a weapon for Crusade.

Go in peace.

Posted by: trev006 at July 19, 2019 02:16 PM (LR3Y8)

337 I feel like an American named Penny Mordaunt would make better military decisions than a Brit named Penny Mordaunt...

make of that what you will.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 02:16 PM (AURKQ)

338 What side would you like with that?
Posted by: Muad'dib


Vodka.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 02:16 PM (tH5fk)

339 >>Why would you need a wall around an island?

Precisely. I live on an island to keep people away.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:16 PM (K/2j/)

340 331 Defense Secretary Penny Mordant


Sounds like a tough nut.

Posted by: Dr. Kolora Spektro at July 19, 2019 02:15 PM (Hwt6E)

She has a biting sense of humor.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 02:16 PM (RD7QR)

341 Ya, the country that has knife control is going to bomb Iran? I don't think so

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 02:17 PM (ILUPz)

342 Don't trans men have babies sometimes with their trans women wives?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 02:12 PM (ILUPz)

------

Remember that trans powerlifter that set like 6 womens world records in his first meet??? USPA banned her and strip her of her records.

Anyway.....

IT has a girlfriend. He "claims" hes a GAY, trans powerlifting athelete and likes girls.


.... but I dont want to live in interesting times anymore.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:17 PM (8XRCm)

343 327 314 Iran gets bombed and gas goes up to 4-6 bucks a gallon. The economy tanks. Dems take over forever. The invasion never stops.

Seriously, how is attacking Iran in America's and her citizens interest at all? "

Would you acknowledge that there is a difference to "Attacking Iran" and "Responding TO an attack BY Iran"?


Agreed. And I think there's value in the deterrence factor. Eff with us and watch the things you love become endangered.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 19, 2019 02:17 PM (TB7HE)

344 292>>>

That would be the Muslims.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 02:17 PM (SVJkJ)

345 It's a shame that trannies aren't happy and more focused on wet t-shirt contests and pole-dancing.

For awareness.

Posted by: Fritz at July 19, 2019 02:17 PM (kLDv+)

346 We need to form some sort of large Twitter bloc, so we can report these assholes en masse; I believe that is the way it works.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at July 19, 2019 02:17 PM (TWYSF)

347 256 I had a roommate who would huff Pam cooking spray through a toilet paper tube stuffed with toilet paper. He didn't last long
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 02:05 PM (ILUPz)


At least his body didn't stick to the inside of the casket.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 02:17 PM (cspJy)

348 The reason this happened is a story that curiously hasn't been followed much in the US - a week ago, the UK seized an Iranian Oil Tanker near Gibraltar, which was taking oil to Syria in violation of EU Sanctions. (Which the US strongly supports) Britain told Iran they would be glad to hand the tanker back over to the Iranians, as long as they guaranteed that the oil would not be sent to Syria.

What happened today is the Iranians response.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 02:17 PM (Kpl3J)

349 So why was the tanker ALLOWED to be captured. No way this wasn't allowed to happen.

Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2019 02:17 PM (Y274z)

350 "You want to know who will destroy our country faster than any tranny? Soccer moms. That's who."

Even the Trump supporting ones?

Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 02:17 PM (eAZVt)

351 322: NYC libs, I expect stupidity

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 02:18 PM (U7k5w)

352 325 317 How about one around Rhode Island?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:12 PM (VyAV0)

Why would you need a wall around an island?

*ducks*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 02:13 PM (xJa6I)

============

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 02:14 PM (VyAV0)

I think I'm in favor of a wall around LA. And SF. And Sacramento...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 02:18 PM (xJa6I)

353 ran gets bombed and gas goes up to 4-6 bucks a gallon.

----

Nope.

New paradigm.

We're a net petroleum EXPORTER now.

THANKS PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:18 PM (8XRCm)

354

The Limeys need to threaten Iran with their Dentist Division. The sight of that will scare anyone into submission

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 02:19 PM (mpeBU)

355 I have a feeling Britain will retaliate.
Trump's probably goading them and they don't want to look like pussies for once.

Besides, May has one foot and nine toes out the door, she has nothing to lose.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 02:14 PM (NFEMn)


She's waiting for Belgium to stick their hand up her butt so she can talk.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 02:19 PM (aS1PU)

356 "I take it you're not a CFA?
That's a GOOD thing."Posted by: mnw


ha, no ... but I knew a guy (jerk) that couldn't get a job with his psych degree ... suddenly he was a financial planner selling advice and (probably loaded) funds. He knew nothing really, from talking to him, not sure if he was a CFA.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 19, 2019 02:19 PM (Cus5s)

357 PDT's plan is simple. And the Persians know it. He is going to bankrupt them. They want to start a war and he's just going to sit back and laugh at them while they starve.

Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 02:19 PM (I5SAg)

358 348 The reason this happened is a story that curiously hasn't been followed much in the US - a week ago, the UK seized an Iranian Oil Tanker near Gibraltar, which was taking oil to Syria in violation of EU Sanctions. (Which the US strongly supports) Britain told Iran they would be glad to hand the tanker back over to the Iranians, as long as they guaranteed that the oil would not be sent to Syria.

What happened today is the Iranians response.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 02:17 PM (Kpl3J)

Thanks Tom, good to know.

Gonna check Austin Bay next

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 02:19 PM (xJa6I)

359 How about one around Rhode Island?


I vote for a wall around New Jersey!

seriously tho I had to do some road tripping to New England and it occurred to me - I mean I really feel for New England a little bit.

you can't GET THERE from the mid atlantic region without dealing with new jersey and new york!

no offense I love New England but that SUCKS for them

I know a lot of parents who are seriously not considering NE colleges just b/c no one wants to deal with driving thru Newark/NYC

they need to agitate for a beltway or something, out over the ocean! and ban all New Yorkers from driving on it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 02:19 PM (Rarvo)

360 # 347 Self culled the herd.

Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2019 02:20 PM (Y274z)

361 Abdul, this is your moment, grease the skids and prepare the pumps.

Posted by: Big Mo at July 19, 2019 02:20 PM (Hwt6E)

362 Hoping for a Falklands reponse, will likely get a threat of pillow fight.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 02:20 PM (ccIpV)

363 Why the hell would an Iranian tanker carrying oil to Syria be anywhere near Gibraltar?

Bringing it back from VZ?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 02:20 PM (AURKQ)

364
Possibly.

But then the Sunnis in Saudia Arabia will show their gratitude by upping production to pick up the slack.
Posted by: JoeF.

=======

I bet they damn well would. That prince has picked a side.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 02:20 PM (M9ntN)

365 Strange. Wasn't it just a week ago that a British tanker was attacked by a swarm of IRGC boats and that the Iranian vessels scampered when the RN frigate (or DD) escort intervened and threatened to sink them? What changed?

Posted by: mrp at July 19, 2019 02:20 PM (Pqytn)

366
354 The Limeys need to threaten Iran with their Dentist Division. The sight of that will scare anyone into submission

indeed

Posted by: Lemming of the BDA at July 19, 2019 02:21 PM (sGtp+)

367 353 ran gets bombed and gas goes up to 4-6 bucks a gallon.

----

Nope.

New paradigm.

We're a net petroleum EXPORTER now.

THANKS PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:18 PM (8XRCm)

Then why does gas remain close to 3 bucks now?

Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 02:21 PM (ym5eo)

368 Yup.



Not our monkey. Yet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 02:16 PM (xJa6I)

I don't think we have much interest in that region strategically. We're in much better shape oil wise. If we really needed it, round up the illegals and invade Venezuela. Israel can take care of itself. We give them enough money to defend themselves.

Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 19, 2019 02:21 PM (J70i0)

369 I think I'll wait 24 hours before getting my ninnies in an uproar over the Iran - tanker thing. First reports (and second, third, and so on) from that part of the world are remarkably inaccurate.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 02:21 PM (hLRSq)

370 >362
Hoping for a Falklands reponse, will likely get a threat of pillow fight.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 02:20 PM (ccIpV)


With tickling or no?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 02:21 PM (sjdRT)

371 >>no offense I love New England but that SUCKS for them

Correction. It sucks for you. We are already here.

And if the tourist crowds today are any indication it isn't doing much to keep the hordes away.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:21 PM (K/2j/)

372 Nood tanker grab

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 02:21 PM (Ez6QX)

373 Bombing Iran would be political suicide. Just bankrupt them and ignore the ankle biting.

Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ym5eo)

374
363 Why the hell would an Iranian tanker carrying oil to Syria be anywhere near Gibraltar?

Bringing it back from VZ?


scenic route

Posted by: Anachronda at July 19, 2019 02:22 PM (sGtp+)

375 Or did they make the long run around the Horn to evade security in Suez?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 02:22 PM (AURKQ)

376 I vote for a wall around New Jersey!

seriously tho I had to do some road tripping to New England and it occurred to me - I mean I really feel for New England a little bit.

you can't GET THERE from the mid atlantic region without dealing with new jersey and new york!

no offense I love New England but that SUCKS for them

I know a lot of parents who are seriously not considering NE colleges just b/c no one wants to deal with driving thru Newark/NYC

they need to agitate for a beltway or something, out over the ocean! and ban all New Yorkers from driving on it
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 02:19 PM (Rarvo)

As a man who Carries pretty much everywhere, I have the same problem. I'm never going to see NJ and NY again until I get some legal guarantees I won't get hassled.

Which is fine. It's a big country, lots of other places to go.

Going to Kentucky in November.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 02:22 PM (xJa6I)

377 Correction. It sucks for you. We are already here.


lol I hear you

but you're missing out on my sparkling personality on the regular!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 02:23 PM (Rarvo)

378 Thanks Tom, good to know.



Gonna check Austin Bay next

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July

And the article from the Guardian makes it mysterious as to why it wandered into Iranian waters.

I'm betting a curious little 'mutiny' by on-board Iranians assets.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 02:23 PM (37IEG)

379 Rhode Island ought to be sued for false advertising. It's not an island. Oh sure, it's got lots of islands, but the state is not an island.

Or just pick one of the islands to be Rhode Island, and give the rest to Connecticut--no one will even notice.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 19, 2019 02:24 PM (NtglE)

380 349 So why was the tanker ALLOWED to be captured. No way this wasn't allowed to happen.
Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2019 02:17 PM (Y274z)

There's no security on any of the tankers, they're huge but there's rarely more than 30 people that make up the crew of those. And in the middle east, 29 out of the 30 are going to be underpaid Africans.

So, anybody with a few guns who can set foot on a ship can capture it without having to fire a shot. The problem comes when they have to deal with the force which guarantees protection to that ship.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 02:24 PM (Kpl3J)

381 Then why does gas remain close to 3 bucks now?
Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 02:21 PM (ym5eo)

-----

Because you environmental assholes maintain refineries that are friendly to mother earf.... you know there are over 80 boutique blends that need to be refined right???

You are also aware we havent had a new refinery approved by the EPA since 1972 right???

So... in closing.

Build another slew of refineries.... and lets just go back to making Regular, Blended and Premium...... mmmkay????

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:24 PM (8XRCm)

382 What amazes me is we have multi-million assets floating around with no protection. Just a brief look shows that a supertanker in 2006 costs $125 million before the oil. Add in 2 million barrels for a tanker at about $55 for $110 million. How can you have no protection for your vessels?

Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 19, 2019 02:25 PM (J70i0)

383 Britain should send the London mayor to negotiate with the Mullahs. Trump is going to sit this one out - let the EU deal with what they created.

Posted by: rammajamma at July 19, 2019 02:25 PM (SwWMX)

384 "Iran gets bombed and gas goes up to 4-6 bucks a gallon. The economy tanks. Dems take over forever. The invasion never stops.

Seriously, how is attacking Iran in America's and her citizens interest at all?"

It is strange that as soon as one of the reliably bad actors in the world go out and do something then certain people immediately chime in on how it is all America's fault and America ought not doing anything because America will only make things worse, even when no one has suggested that America is going to be doing anything at all.

But this reaction only happens all of the time.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (hLRSq)

385 "I've noticed it's a thing lately among Millennial Communists to say "Anybody who talks about Crypto is probably a Nazi."They really seem to have a bug up their ass about it." Posted by: Hikaru


I though Bitcoin and the others would be over by now ... but even some serious investor types (that recognized the bubble, and hate the QE) ... are now saying ... well who knows, maybe it doesn't hurt to have some. Others think the central banks are watching it as an experiment, so they will come in and do it themselves at some point.


I don't understand how they work really ... but some feel they are better than the unlimited money printing in the hands of governments ... which really, is its own form of communism by monetary proxy. They just own everything, buy the markets ... and DeepState decides everything ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (Cus5s)

386 A few unmarked cruise missiles launched from subs might do wonders for the mullahs hemorrhoids. Nobody need take credit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (cb/hk)

387 381 Then why does gas remain close to 3 bucks now?
Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 02:21 PM (ym5eo)

-----

Because you environmental assholes maintain refineries that are friendly to mother earf.... you know there are over 80 boutique blends that need to be refined right???

You are also aware we havent had a new refinery approved by the EPA since 1972 right???

So... in closing.

Build another slew of refineries.... and lets just go back to making Regular, Blended and Premium...... mmmkay????
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 02:24 PM (8XRCm)

I'm not one of those environmental assholes. I'm also not one of those transnational corporatists. You know the 2 sides/narratives that pretend to be apposed to each other, but work hand in glove the last 40 plus years.

Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 02:26 PM (ym5eo)

388 >>Or just pick one of the islands to be Rhode Island, and give the rest to Connecticut--no one will even notice.

You just made the list.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:28 PM (K/2j/)

389 363 Why the hell would an Iranian tanker carrying oil to Syria be anywhere near Gibraltar?

Bringing it back from VZ?

scenic route
Posted by: Anachronda at July 19, 2019 02:22 PM (sGtp+)

The big tankers can't fit through the Suez canal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 02:28 PM (Kpl3J)

390 Just when you've thought you've heard it all, CNN blames Trump on this:

https://tinyurl.com/y696p2y8

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 02:30 PM (RBOtF)

391 66 She does have that Canuck accent.. not exactly an accent.. just the way they pronounce some words.. ya hey dare..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2019 01:33 PM (so+oy)


I always hated hearing "aboot" for "about" and "hoose" for "house." Made me want to smack the polite expressions off of their faces.
Posted by: kathysaysso

There are at least twenty different accents within 100 miles of my Canadian location and not one of them includes 'aboot' or 'eh'. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2019 02:31 PM (kfcYC)

392 seriously tho I had to do some road tripping to New England and it
occurred to me - I mean I really feel for New England a little bit.



you can't GET THERE from the mid atlantic region without dealing with new jersey and new york!



no offense I love New England but that SUCKS for them



I know a lot of parents who are seriously not considering NE colleges just b/c no one wants to deal with driving thru Newark/NYC



They shouldn't come to NE colleges because every college in New England is leftwing gutter trash. But I digress.


I live in NH, and trust me, I do not go south of Concord unless I absolutely have to, and you have to pull me kicking and screaming across the border into Massachusetts if you want me to go any further south. I will not do it without a damn good reason. Vermont and Maine are okay for driving (though VT has so many right-angle curves, it's insane). Anything south of here? Forget it.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at July 19, 2019 02:32 PM (rP4OC)

393 It was a shame that she was even on Twitter. Being there at this point is pointless for anyone with a brain.
Facebook should also be avoided on principle. They are data thieves.

Posted by: kraki at July 19, 2019 02:32 PM (TNa9O)

394 I was kicked off Twitter for saying men aren't women. I do miss it sometimes but I'm better off without it.

Posted by: mediapostate at July 19, 2019 02:33 PM (0/r+h)

395 >>>> I vote for a wall around New Jersey!

~~~~~

I'm good with that--it'll keep all the Bennies away from our beautiful beaches.

And hey, at least NJ has two N/S routes to choose from (Turnpike or Parkway.) You wanna get to NE you've also got to get through Connecticut. 95 in CT is a nightmare, second only to that stretch in VA that is also perpetually under construction for at least 30 years. And then there's that mud puddle, RI.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 19, 2019 02:34 PM (NtglE)

396 92 88 Uh, not happening. This is an obvious pedophile who is going online looking for tips on hunting for young girls, and who also chopped off his wiener and likes to dress like a lady.

That's Jame Gumb level crazy. Barking mad, not comin' back, all the way around the twist.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 01:38 PM (AzW6q)

=========

Yeah, that's obviously the case, but I can still hope.

Odd that society continues to build an infrastructure around allowing and accepting pedophilia.

Odd, I say.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds

Are we sure its not just a lefty troll who is trying to get reaction to get right-thinking people banned? I'm not sure which is more fked up.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (kfcYC)

397 I got kicked off of twitter for not being on twitter.

totally crestfallen

shopping 4 a ledge atm

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2019 02:37 PM (DPjeO)

398 >>And hey, at least NJ has two N/S routes to choose from (Turnpike or Parkway.) You wanna get to NE you've also got to get through Connecticut. 95 in CT is a nightmare, second only to that stretch in VA that is also perpetually under construction for at least 30 years. And then there's that mud puddle, RI.


I'm not taking any crap from a woman who lives in a toxic waste dump.

If God decides to give the earth an enema, NJ is where the tube is going in.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:40 PM (K/2j/)

399 I want to see a vid of us shooting down that drone.
Posted by: Dr. Kolora Spektro at July 19, 2019 01:59 PM (Hwt6E)

My understanding is that we didn't waste any ordnance on it. Jammer mounted to the rear deck of the USS Boxer took it down.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at July 19, 2019 02:48 PM (l7Kbv)

400
0.05% of the country has clout
because the powers that be have a guilt complex.

Posted by: ArthurK at July 19, 2019 02:54 PM (lxUih)

401 Oh no she di'int

Posted by: Wanda at July 19, 2019 03:03 PM (sWEO1)

402 >>> I'm not taking any crap from a woman who lives in a toxic waste dump.

~~~~~

How dare you assume my gender!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 19, 2019 03:13 PM (NtglE)

403 Serious question:

Why the hell do you still lend legitimacy to Twitter, Facebook et al by patronizing their services?

Don't you know that if you aren't paying for the product, you ARE the product"?

And how can you continue to pretend you don't know who their real customers are?

Posted by: jbspry at July 19, 2019 03:17 PM (bem9Y)

404 If God decides to give the earth an enema, NJ is where the tube is going in.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 02:40 PM (K/2j/)
Blow me. Said in the nicest way, of course.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 19, 2019 03:52 PM (9YBqo)

405 Just. Stop. Caring.

Posted by: dr.foo at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (el849)

406 Dude, WTF? I am already up to 94 followers on Twitter. ninetyfour. Why would I risk EVERYTHING, all my Twitter status for some vague "principle" and risk getting banned. Get your priorities in order FFS. damn.

Posted by: Mac at July 19, 2019 04:31 PM (fOoQ8)

NBC Poll: Trump at 48% Approval

'Scuse me while I whip this out.



Oh boy. The Daily Twitter Circle-Jerk is going to be all about Marvel Movies and Is Hotdog Sandwich? today, huh?

David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime.


Dear Russian Bots and Macedonian Content Farmers

Y'all take the year off. We got it from here.

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8 First!

Wait, no. Sponge!

Posted by: cornbred at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (XHsbw)

9 A day-walking first for the Duchess!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (NMAzL)

10 But...he did literally the worst thing ever three times this week!

Surely, the Ahoy Boys can't all be wrong?

Posted by: El Kabong at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (datdl)

11 Yeah he looks too pretty for Biden. Photoshop?

Posted by: David Prince at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (JkygK)

12 Nazi white supremacy fascist dog whistle.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough with His Nose Up Minka's Ass at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (hjaPQ)

13 I'll drop the $3.99 for one day delivery for you, David.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (cspJy)

14 Holy crap, is that a picture of Slow Joe? You could play a 10-minute drum solo on his face.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (RD7QR)

15 Winning!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (JlT9X)

16 Plus #9! Woohoo!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (NMAzL)

17 Dear MSM (aka Enemy of the People):

LOLGF

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (WnKHt)

18 Biden looks scary. Wow.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (JlT9X)

19
I want Biden to win.

I want to see Trump do an imitation of him going "Come onnnn, maaaannnn!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (M9ntN)

20 Mexican Word of the Day is JOO.

Did JOO eat yet? No JOO?

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (gmo/4)

21 I just finished a cigar.


Time for another one. Hmmmmm.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (TB7HE)

22 Nice, but probably goosed for "omg MASSIVE Trump drop" next week.

Do not care, enemies don't suddenly become trustworthy because they say something you like. President Trump is sticking up for Americans, while the Dems go crazy.

That's really all I need to know.

Posted by: trev006 at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (LR3Y8)

23 7 Umm..is that Biden???
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 12:17 PM (tH5fk)

that is one goofy ass picture!

I think the other big news out of this poll is how hopelessly fractured the Dem race is. Bernie Bro supporters aren't gonna just say "oh ok, we're cool with Biden now." That's a problem for them all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (Kpl3J)

24 That pic of Biden is truly horrific!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (aW5/6)

25 Why, you might ask, isn't he at 75%?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (xJa6I)

26 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

27
*sends David French my Amazon Prime login*

Let's get this done, Dave... feel free to upgrade the shipping.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (AzW6q)

28 Biden looks like Jimmah.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (cspJy)

29
ITS JUST EVIDENCE THAT HALF THE COUNTRY IS JUST LIKE HIM!!!!



ME: . . . and?

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (8XRCm)

30 Hey Nurse!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (NMAzL)

31 LOL....SurveyMonkey....that's some quality polling there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (xJa6I)

32 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling rafter from Amazon Prime



Hope it stays up better than shelves.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (ql3m8)

33 Well, this about wraps it up for--


Early night for--


Uh...

Uh...


NORMAN, PLEASE COORDINATE!!!

Posted by: sKwurt at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (ccIpV)

34 That image makes Joe Biden look like a botched Muppet character.

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

35 French will be in the closet with Carradine

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (RnxWP)

36 But, but that's before he incited violence at his rally against the Gals

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (O2RFr)

37 30 Hey Nurse!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (NMAzL)

Where you goin with that gun in your hand?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (xJa6I)

38 So, in other words Trump is polling in the 53-58% range. Good to know.

Posted by: Jim Scrummy at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (2nW6u)

39 I think Biden will be out of the race relatively soon. If not, he is likely to be running his campaign from hospice or a Sunrise Senior Living facility.

The MSM is doing its best to keep Trump's numbers low but I frankly don't believe anything they report, kind of like I don't believe the PRC GDP growth statistics.

I don't know which idiot will win the DNC nomination but the whole party is rapidly rushing off the cliffs of insanity and I don't see that changing. The "winner" of the nomination is likely to be a lunatic of epic proportions.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (+Kpte)

40 Finally something to steal...

Posted by: Jonah 'Ace' Goldberg at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (yhf6w)

41 SCREAM AND LEAP!

How, may I ask, will the MSM spin this to make Trump look bad?

My suspicion is that they will simply ignore it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (ClOmq)

42 Surveymonkey > Punk Monkey

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (cspJy)

43 Man. That's some old man teeth there Slow Joe.

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (gmo/4)

44 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling rafter from Amazon Prime

----

pedantic hat on

RAFTER??? The word you seek is joist.

pedantic hat off

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (8XRCm)

45 Is Biden suffering from jaundice or is he wearing off-white face??

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (Dh1wo)

46 Damn. Smiling Joe has more botulinum toxin in him than a tin of Civil War era plotted meat.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (mvenn)

47
How, may I ask, will the MSM spin this to make Trump look bad?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

=======

"Trump solidifies hold on white supremacists"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (M9ntN)

48 ITS JUST EVIDENCE THAT HALF THE COUNTRY IS JUST LIKE HIM!!!!


ME: . . . and?
Posted by: fixerupper



Psssst. Look around you. Every other person is a Trump supporter.

BOO!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (ql3m8)

49 Where you goin with that gun in your hand?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (xJa6I)

Heeeeey maaaaaaaaaan!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (NMAzL)

50 Potted.

Dammit.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (mvenn)

51 I sure hope their leftist billionaire sugar daddies don't notice that the TrueCon 'influencers' haven't influenced jack shit with their money.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (datdl)

52 Keep in mind: Slow Joe is the best case scenario for victory for the Dems. BEST case.

Trump is gonna eat three scoops for Christmas 2020.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (xJa6I)

53 Biden's plastic surgeon sucks

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (WnKHt)

54 Lefties subvert language and polls. Trump's approval is more than 48%.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 12:23 PM (vkS2Z)

55 "Come onnnn, maaaannnn!"

That has to be the most annoying thing I've ever heard and he says it constantly... Wonder why Crazy Uncle Joe hasn't been called out yet for an obviously sexest remark... Man?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:23 PM (O2RFr)

56 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling rafter from Amazon Prime"

Prime day deal for shelves?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 12:23 PM (6qErC)

57 That picture of Biden reminds me of Clint Eastwood's remarks about him at the convention.

"We all know Biden is the intellect of the Democratic Party. He's just kind of a grin with a body behind it."

Posted by: Cheri at July 19, 2019 12:23 PM (oiNtH)

58 34 That image makes Joe Biden look like a botched Muppet character.
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)
------------------------
Looks like Walter from Jeff Dunham's act.

Posted by: cornbred at July 19, 2019 12:23 PM (XHsbw)

59 It's almost as if average Americans like his message, hate illegal immigration, and love his economy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 19, 2019 12:24 PM (BqXKV)

60 I think the other big news out of this poll is how hopelessly fractured the Dem race is. Bernie Bro supporters aren't gonna just say "oh ok, we're cool with Biden now." That's a problem for them all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (Kpl3J)

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It's a problem for them.

Bernie Bros/the NPC base will turn out hard next year for almost anyone, but not for Biden, Buttigieg, or Gabbard.

The Trump voters they need to win won't go for any of the flaming radicals, though.

Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 12:24 PM (AzW6q)

61 Joe looks like Jack Nicholson's Joker when he had the fleshtone makeup on.

Posted by: sKwurt at July 19, 2019 12:24 PM (ccIpV)

62
9 A day-walking first for the Duchess!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (NMAzL)



I just said that you n the last thread!

I'm not buying that photo of Biden. It's been seriously doctored.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 12:24 PM (TdMsT)

63 Biden's got the Cheshire cat vote sewn up.

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 12:24 PM (T6t7i)

64 The Deep State will do everything in its power to destroy the economy next year.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (WnKHt)

65 A new "NBC News/SurveyMonkey" poll?

Rhesus or spider?

I guess they have an advantage over hiring humans. A monkey can be paid less, and the monkey can hold stuff in his tail.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (ClOmq)

66 Not fair, i was listening to Monique rant and tell truth about her (and my) President, and another post goes up.

Sigh

Posted by: Flyover at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (B5K06)

67
I'm not buying that photo of Biden. It's been seriously doctored.

------

Well, he has had brain surgery.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (8XRCm)

68 6 Imagine if he had President First Historical Smartest Black Man's press.

He'd be at 92%.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 19, 2019 12:17 PM (mJzdQ)

Beat me to it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (Ez6QX)

69 I'm genuinely interested in watching the (D)s openly and enthusiastically campaigning on a fewer jobs, higher crime platform

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (mJzdQ)

70 And is that really Gropin' Joe Biden? What happened to his face?

Posted by: Flyover at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (B5K06)

71 I'm not buying that photo of Biden. It's been seriously doctored.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison


Probably. He looks hale and hearty in the photo.

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (T6t7i)

72 >>>Well, he has had brain surgery.



To have it removed, right?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (BqXKV)

73 Well, he has had brain surgery."

Salad?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (6qErC)

74 34 That image makes Joe Biden look like a botched Muppet character.
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)


Biden's muppet name is Feely McGropersniff.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (wo+B3)

75 Jonah Goldberg just ordered a pallet of Maxi Pads from Costco.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (ptqGC)

76 69 I'm genuinely interested in watching the (D)s openly and enthusiastically campaigning on a fewer jobs, higher crime platform

Don't forget abortion.. Their Holy Grail

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (O2RFr)

77 72 >>>Well, he has had brain surgery.



To have it removed, right?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (BqXKV)




Addition by subtraction

Posted by: cornbred at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (XHsbw)

78
Wonder why Crazy Uncle Joe hasn't been called out yet for an obviously sexest remark... Man?
Posted by: It's me donna

========

I was thinking that, too!

I'd also like to see how Trump would handle a debate in which Joe starts chortling with his tongue out before an answer is even halfway out of Trump's mouth.

Gee, do you think he'd ignore that jackassery the way Paul Ryan did? Poor Paul. He was a different kind of guy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (M9ntN)

79 Is that really a picture of Biden, or a photo of a giant hazelnut with teeth?

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (Wz5OP)

80 Tell that to Gary McNamara lead host On Redeye Radio & Libertarian who thinks PDT is fucking up

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (BqBId)

81 Joe Biden: Why so serious???

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (xJa6I)

82 The poll is before RacismGate.

They think his numbers will go down.

They're in for a surprise.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (ccIpV)

83 Biden's muppet name is Feely McGropersniff.

Snuffleupmypuss

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (T6t7i)

84 The French Davidians must be in a tithey.

All frothed up. Roiled and agitated.


Of course, this polling just proves America is really just Nazi Germany. Hitler probably polled at 48% too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (pUDQf)

85 That image makes Joe Biden look like a botched Muppet character.

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

Thanks. I was thinking South Park Canadians, but yours it better.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (t6MX/)

86 75 Jonah Goldberg just ordered a pallet of Maxi Pads from Costco.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (ptqGC)

___

That's GOUCHO COLLEGE GRAD Jonah Goldberg to you!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (WnKHt)

87 The Winning just does not get old.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (jp0Bv)

88
I'm not buying that photo of Biden. It's been seriously doctored.


Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 12:24 PM (TdMsT)


WE'RE ON IT!!

Posted by: Daily Beast at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (TAmPV)

89 67
I'm not buying that photo of Biden. It's been seriously doctored.
------

Well, he has had brain surgery.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (8XRCm)


You mean they actually gave him one?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (wo+B3)

90 22 Nice, but probably goosed for "omg MASSIVE Trump drop" next week.

Do not care, enemies don't suddenly become trustworthy because they say something you like. President Trump is sticking up for Americans, while the Dems go crazy.

That's really all I need to know.

Posted by: trev006 at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (LR3Y


Right. His rating is probably closer to 65%.

Safest thing to do is stay away from the fluffers.

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (GaXyD)

91 >>>Jonah Goldberg just ordered a pallet of Maxi Pads from Costco.


He bought in bulk for Hughina Hewitt.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (BqXKV)

92 Biden's plastic surgeon sucks
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
------

Can't say much for the plugs either. Apparently there wasn't enough fertile ground remaining for them to take root.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (xSo9G)

93 And that was an NBC poll, so it's likely it was really 62%. Or maybe they just sampled registered transgender Demonicrats?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (m79Dg)

94 Is that really a picture of Biden, or a photo of a giant hazelnut with teeth?
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (Wz5OP)
--------

Hey now, that's not nice. I like hazelnuts.

Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (aXucN)

95 I'm not buying that photo of Biden. It's been seriously doctored.

------

Well, he has had brain surgery.
Posted by: fixerupper
\
They forgot to put it back !

Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (arJlL)

96 83
Biden's muppet name is Feely McGropersniff.

Snuffleupmypuss


Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (T6t7i)

Glad I wasn't drinking coffee.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (t6MX/)

97 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (WnKHt)
*******
They have been since PDT has been elected, Nothing

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (BqBId)

98 The lobby desk at "The Bulwark" now has a bowl of Midol sitting there like breath mints.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (cspJy)

99 I'm not buying that photo of Biden. It's been seriously doctored.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 12:24 PM (TdMsT)


Yeah, it looks like it's from 1985 or thereabouts.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (wo+B3)

100 I'm genuinely interested in watching the (D)s openly and enthusiastically campaigning on a fewer jobs, higher crime platform

------

....and Impeachment, gun confiscation, Abolition of the Electoral College and THE SMOKIN HOT GREEN NEW DEAL!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (8XRCm)

101 Hitler had better numbers and look how that turned out.

Posted by: Seth Mandel : Cuck at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (P1AAi)

102 Miley -

Are their any weeds left in SC ?

Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (arJlL)

103 I just do not see the Demonrats nominating Biden.

An old white guy cannot be the face of the Woke and Diverse party that loves illegals more than Americans.

The Socialists, Communists and Antifa will NOT vote for Biden in the general. He is just Trump with a different Mama. But he is white and not woke enough for them.

The Demonrats are screwed no matter who they nominate

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (J9wxX)

104 82 The poll is before RacismGate.

They think his numbers will go down.

They're in for a surprise.

Well, he had already insulted the Gals. He just hadn't held his Klan rally yet

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (O2RFr)

105 I'm not buying that photo of Biden. It's been seriously doctored.
------

Well, he has had brain surgery.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (8XRCm)

You mean they actually gave him one?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (wo+B3)

Frankengroper.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (m79Dg)

106 Dudes, Trump is not "really" at 62 or 65 approval. He's around 50. Half the country likes him half wants to see him impeached. It's been that way since election day and will be that way forever.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (WnKHt)

107 Cheshire cat vote?

Vanishing votes yes

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (RnxWP)

108 Presumably, French also hired a handyman to assemble those things for him and satisfy his wife.

Posted by: Anotheranon at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (9RNDU)

109 Imagine where we'd be if, instead of making fun of Trump, Barry had asked him to be the White House's top financial adviser.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (mJzdQ)

110 Well, he has had brain surgery.



To have it removed, right?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (BqXKV)
******
To see if he had one

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (BqBId)

111 Snuffleupmypuss
Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (T6t7i)

If that doesn't win you a Presidential Medal of Freedom, I don't know what should.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (AURKQ)

112

Slow Joe's Uplifting Message

My plastic surgeon's one you have to like
Whene'er he sees me coming he says, "Yikes"
That dimple in my chin
Shows up every time I grin
One more face lift I'll be sporting a Van Dyke

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (mvenn)

113 52 Keep in mind: Slow Joe is the best case scenario for victory for the Dems. BEST case.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (xJa6I)


That's what I think, too. I think the Politburo was stung by losing the "blue wall," and will want to move the earth to avoid that happening again, regardless of the outcome of the election.

I suspect that the Politburo considers the loss of the "blue wall" much like they would the loss of California; a stinging and humiliating rebuke from somewhere they took for granted.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (VNsf1)

114 >>>Snuffleupmypuss



LOLOLOL

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (BqXKV)

115 The MSM is doing its best to keep Trump's numbers low but I frankly don't believe anything they report, kind of like I don't believe the PRC GDP growth statistics.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (+Kpte)

I don't believe those numbers, either.

Remember the polls for Hillz before she LOST.
(I still love saying that.)

Posted by: Flyover at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (B5K06)

116 I would like to believe that, bit by bit, more and more people are beginning to realize that Trump has turned out to be a pretty damn good president.

it's the people who think that presidential leadership means leading the country which ever way the Europeans want who are all pissy about Trump.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (ZqRa6)

117 Joey Bidet, "Mein Fuhrer! I can grope again!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (RnxWP)

118 NBC News Poll: Imbecile, Commie and Enisi lead 2020 field

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (v0R5T)

119 WTF???? That photo literally looks like the Joker without make up.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (UUBmN)

120 They think his numbers will go down.

They're in for a surprise.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (ccIpV)

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52 ?????? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN APPROVAL AT 52???

~MSM Editors Everywhere

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (8XRCm)

121 An old white guy cannot be the face of the Woke and Diverse party that loves illegals more than Americans.

***

Ah, but you're thinking logically. Democrats are not bound by such things.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (GEpFD)

122 Biden's muppet name is Feely McGropersniff.
Snuffleupmypuss

The Swedish Pedo.
bork! bork! bork!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (Dh1wo)

123 almost every one of AllahPundit's tweets is anti-Republican and anti-Christian. Well, fine, we expected that.

But every tweet now is also just a repetition of these cutesy-poo memes he copies from his millennia dicksucker twitter pals.

https://twitter.com/allahpundit/status/1152052154640797696

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (PbpT7)

124 Is that really a picture of Biden, or a photo of a giant hazelnut with teeth?


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (Wz5OP)

Coconut head with teeth: https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyqppr7a

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (NMAzL)

125 The Cuckshed Redemption>Brooks was here.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (3EkGO)

126
Biden's muppet name is Feely McGropersniff.

Snuffleupmypuss


Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (T6t7i)

Glad I wasn't drinking coffee.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 12:27 PM (t6MX/)


I just can't stop laughing!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (TdMsT)

127 Joe Biden, the American Paste that will Bring us Together.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2019 12:31 PM (ZqRa6)

128 it's the people who think that presidential leadership means leading the
country which ever way the Europeans want who are all pissy about
Trump.


Ie the foolish gits who want to be invited to all the cool parties.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:31 PM (RnxWP)

129 Fecal brain transplant. It helps you lose weight.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:31 PM (Dh1wo)

130 Omar apparently was given a big welcome back in MN.

Idiots.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 12:31 PM (xJa6I)

131
Of course, this polling just proves America is really just Nazi Germany. Hitler probably polled at 48% too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

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Exactly. Just more reason for Van Jones to tell his kids that every white person in the streets, stadiums, schools, and offices of this nation wish to murder them and have every confidence that they can do so with impunity.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:31 PM (M9ntN)

132 So, how many "we need to unite as Democrats and take down Trump" pieces will we see between now and the nomination? I'm going to guess at least 500.

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 19, 2019 12:31 PM (XKZwp)

133 Joe Biden, the American Paste that will Bring us Together.

***

Mmmmmmm. Paste.

Posted by: Plugz McPlagiarist at July 19, 2019 12:31 PM (GEpFD)

134 "David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime."

Wouldn't hanging himself involve taking a stand on something? Get it! Dichotomous meaning! He'd have to get up on the chair and stand or his Principled Conservative cred requires him to never take a stand...Never mind.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (m79Dg)

135 How does Swallowpundit have 102k followers?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (BqXKV)

136 130 Omar apparently was given a big welcome back in MN.



About 100 staged supporters

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (O2RFr)

137 I'm not buying that photo of Biden. It's been seriously doctored.
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Well, he has had brain surgery.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:25 PM (8XRCm)

You mean they actually gave him one?Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019

**. . .
"The technology to remove Biden's brain exists right where we are! Restoring it must also be possible!"


Posted by: Nanzi PeLousy at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (ClOmq)

138 The Socialists, Communists and Antifa will NOT vote for Biden in the general.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (J9wxX)


Yep. By the same token, I suspect that blue collar workers won't plump for Sanders, Harris, or Warren in the general.

The Demonrats are screwed no matter who they nominate

Yep. Agree 100%.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (VNsf1)

139 Joe Division - Rugs Will Tear Us Apart Again

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (mJzdQ)

140 Well the chickens were scared of the Swedish Chef...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (RnxWP)

141 123 almost every one of AllahPundit's tweets is anti-Republican and anti-Christian. Well, fine, we expected that.

But every tweet now is also just a repetition of these cutesy-poo memes he copies from his millennia dicksucker twitter pals.

https://twitter.com/allahpundit/status/1152052154640797696
Posted by: ace at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (PbpT7


Virtue Signaling is profitable. When you have no talent and everyone thinks your an asshole, you best get to sucking that dick.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (pUDQf)

142 "David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime"

Why? Is French going to masturbate to a picture of Ilhan Omar? #AutoeroticAsphyxiation

Posted by: David "King Cuck" French at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (jY1B4)

143 104 82 The poll is before RacismGate.


..

It's through July 16th.

It includes 3 full days of his tweet.


Other polls have shown his numbers to up as well.

Posted by: Ha at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (MAstk)

144 >>>Omar apparently was given a big welcome back in MN.


Like I said yesterday, she will never lose an election in her district. She'll be in Congress another fifty years.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (BqXKV)

145 122
Biden's muppet name is Feely McGropersniff.
Snuffleupmypuss
The Swedish Pedo.
bork! bork! bork!




Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (Dh1wo)

Tickle Me OldGuy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (t6MX/)

146 DSinDS- I would love to tell McNamara he is full of shit but he would just scream over the top of you

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (3EkGO)

147 Polls don't mean anything. Trump screwed the pooch and made an own goal when he could have stayed above it all.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (pw+jk)

148 Exactly. Just more reason for Van Jones to tell his kids that every white person in the streets, stadiums, schools, and offices of this nation wish to murder them and have every confidence that they can do so with impunity.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:31 PM (M9ntN)

Well, I do.--Margaret Sanger.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (m79Dg)

149 136 130 Omar apparently was given a big welcome back in MN.

About 100 staged supporters
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (O2RFr)


Any have ropes? Tar and feathers?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (VNsf1)

150 Miley -



Are their any weeds left in SC ?

Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (arJlL)

OMG. Yes. Too many. I stopped before I got a heat stroke, and it wasn't even 11 am.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (NMAzL)

151 NB: On Approval Ratings - a person does not have to approve of someone to vote for them. How could that happen? Easy, the voter could still think the person he disapproves of would still do a better job; that is disapprove of someone for reasons unrelated to his performance in office.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (hLRSq)

152 Biden's plastic surgeon sucks
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Even a good seamstress can't work with dry rotted, tattered old fabric.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (vg8iE)

153 Still want to know if Ilhan Omar's sister is related to Mohamed Noor

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (RnxWP)

154 Biden 2020: Tongue firmly planted on the window to the future!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (AURKQ)

155
An old white guy cannot be the face of the Woke and Diverse party that loves illegals more than Americans.

Posted by: Czech Chick

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Look for how many times he says "Me 'n' Barack..."

That's his campaign platform.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:34 PM (M9ntN)

156 Kurt Schlichter is on fire guest hosting for Hugh Hewitt #IlhanOmarMarriedHerBrother

Listen here:
http://player.listenlive.co/57161

Posted by: David at July 19, 2019 12:34 PM (jY1B4)

157 This is a MUCH better picture of Biden:

https://tinyurl.com/y37n5yjv

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

158
About 100 staged supporters

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (O2RFr)



I thought the bullhorn was a nice touch

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (TAmPV)

159 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime.


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57 Shades of Sway.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (WqPYg)

160
Still want to know if Ilhan Omar's sister is related to Mohamed Noor
Posted by: Anna Puma

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I don't see why, if it's the name you're going off of. Noor is a common Arabic name.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (M9ntN)

161 Am I the only one having trouble getting the HQ to refresh? Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (ptqGC)

162 Approval 98% at my house.

Loses 2% for the send her back apology.

Posted by: nip at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (DfGpI)

163 Polls don't mean anything. Trump screwed the pooch and made an own goal when he could have stayed above it all.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (pw+jk)

Well, aren't polls the only way to determine which movies to watch, or whether a hot dog is a samwich?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (m79Dg)

164 Look for how many times he says "Me 'n' Barack..."

That's his campaign platform.

***

Jeez, I said he was articulate. What more do you people want?

Posted by: Plugz McPlagiarist at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (GEpFD)

165 I am waiting for a bunch of young lefties to start appearing in Klan robes with signs that read "Klansmen for Trump"

anyone besides me remember "Billionaires for Bush"? Didn't work then, either.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (ZqRa6)

166 Presumably, French also hired a handyman to assemble those things for him and satisfy his wife.

Posted by: Anotheranon at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (9RNDU)


Well ace has some mad shelving skilz, and it is a worthy cause...

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (Z4rgH)

167 Virtue Signaling is profitable. When you have no talent and everyone thinks your an asshole, you best get to sucking that dick.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (pUDQf)
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Which is why I wake up every morning with hair between my teeth and a quarter in my hand!

Posted by: Allahpundit at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (XHsbw)

168 149 136 130 Omar apparently was given a big welcome back in MN.

About 100 staged supporters
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (O2RFr)


One hundred? Pffft.

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at July 19, 2019 12:36 PM (VNsf1)

169 Plugs! Plugs, not rugs!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Division: Plugs will tear us apart again at July 19, 2019 12:36 PM (mJzdQ)

170 I fully expect that by Election Day Biden is going to look like Jacqueline Wildenstein.

Posted by: keena at July 19, 2019 12:36 PM (RiTnx)

171 123 almost every one of AllahPundit's tweets is anti-Republican and anti-Christian. Well, fine, we expected that.

But every tweet now is also just a repetition of these cutesy-poo memes he copies from his millennia dicksucker twitter pals.

https://twitter.com/allahpundit/status/1152052154640797696
Posted by: ace at July 19, 2019 12:30 PM (PbpT7)

Sometimes you just gotta cut a man loose.

/unfollow

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 19, 2019 12:36 PM (jp0Bv)

172 Joe Biden, Token White Guy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:36 PM (pUDQf)

173 I just find it weird, its almost as if in the Somali community one can play musical names

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:36 PM (RnxWP)

174 Omar apparently was given a big welcome back in MN.

Idiots.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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This is the party that stood and applauded when NY passed a law allowing them to place a living baby on a table and watch it die.

This is the party that booed God at their convention.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 12:36 PM (CDGwz)

175 Guy goes to doctor requesting a brain transplant. Doctor says, "We can give you a heart surgeon's brain for$10,000."

"What else do you have?"

"Well, there's a rocket scientist's brain for $20,000."

"Anything else?"

"We just got Joe Biden's brain in. You can have that for$500,000."

"Wow! Why so pricey?"

"Well, it's never been used!"

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:37 PM (mvenn)

176 Please make it so:

https://tinyurl.com/y627qfxy

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 12:37 PM (ptqGC)

177 "Like I said yesterday, she will never lose an election in her district. She'll be in Congress another fifty years.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp"


Right. She'll be another Maxine Waters. A hero to the small batch of rabid loons that watch Rachel Maddow, but otherwise ineffective as a law maker.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 12:37 PM (OD2ni)

178 I thought the bullhorn was a nice touch
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (TAmPV)


So the recurring theme there was "bull."

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at July 19, 2019 12:37 PM (VNsf1)

179 Fake Forehead, Hair, Lips, Teeth, and Turkeyneck Joe Biden is Keepin' it Real.

Posted by: jsg at July 19, 2019 12:37 PM (lhe+k)

180

Look at that fuckin smile. No, he's no pedo, of course not!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 19, 2019 12:37 PM (z8c2c)

181 So the recurring theme there was "bull."
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*perks up*

Posted by: Bill K. at July 19, 2019 12:37 PM (vg8iE)

182 Omar apparently was given a big welcome back in MN.

About 100 staged supporters
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (O2RFr)

Any have ropes? Tar and feathers?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (VNsf1)

They were Somalian. They can't afford rope or tar and feathers. The government needs to give them to them in the name of equality. Then teach them how to use them.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (m79Dg)

183 I just find it weird, its almost as if in the Somali community one can play musical names
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Such cultural condemnation is probably Hate Speech, or racyss.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (CDGwz)

184 "Well, it's never been used!"

***

So it's like a French army rifle, except it's never been dropped.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (GEpFD)

185 sock off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (VNsf1)

186 https://wapo.st/2Z0lHmX
*******
George Nader indicted on child porn, child sex transportation charges - The Washington Post
*******
The George Nader case gets worse -- much worse. Feds unseal new charges that he brought a 14-year-old to the US in 2000 for sexual activity

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (BqBId)

187 "Well, it's never been used!"
But it's been dropped twice!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (Dh1wo)

188 "Dear Russian Bots and Macedonian Content Farmers

Y'all take the year off. We got it from here."

Russian election interference is super-cereal you guys, and not to be joked about!

Posted by: The Cuckshed at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (EwOVa)

189 165
I am waiting for a bunch of young lefties to start appearing in Klan robes with signs that read "Klansmen for Trump"



Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (ZqRa6)


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"Way ahead of you." -- Robert Creamer, busted by Project Veritas

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (WqPYg)

190
Like I said yesterday, she will never lose an election in her district. She'll be in Congress another fifty years.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

======

I agree, and I bet she could become a US Senator any time she wants.

That's one reason why I'd like to see her prosecuted. William Barr, wtf? Seriously eff this shyt of having some probable criminal in office for 50 years. (And yes, Mary Jo is unavailable for comment.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (M9ntN)

191 Still not the bull dancers of Crete.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (RnxWP)

192 Joes brain has seen better days. Not a lot better, but at least less senile.
Hillary! Fuk yeah!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 12:39 PM (cb/hk)

193 The Women of Choler (aka, The Squad - and yes that's choler, not cholera) will be rending their garments over this poll no doubt.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 19, 2019 12:39 PM (w+jpq)

194 Fake Forehead, Hair, Lips, Teeth, and Turkeyneck Joe Biden is Keepin' it Real.

***

What? The turkeyneck is totally real.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 19, 2019 12:39 PM (GEpFD)

195 Which is why I wake up every morning with hair between my teeth and a quarter in my hand!



Posted by: Allahpundit at July 19, 2019 12:35 PM (XHsbw)


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"You Americans, always mistaking a peso for a quarter." -- The Paulo

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 12:39 PM (WqPYg)

196 182 Omar apparently was given a big welcome back in MN.

About 100 staged supporters
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (O2RFr)

Any have ropes? Tar and feathers?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:33 PM (VNsf1)

They were Somalian.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (m79Dg)


Sounds like a great opportunity for ICE to swoop down and do the Lord's work.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:39 PM (VNsf1)

197 Funneh...Yahoo "news" ran another political porn peace on Oprah or Mooche white knighting 2020 for the Dem-Cuck coalition.

I hope this bit of fantasy does happen, the specter of Trump beating these two would be all time spank bank material.


Posted by: dananjcon at July 19, 2019 12:39 PM (xqfqx)

198 So Survey Monkey does political polls now? I remember when my daughter's soccer coach would send us a Survey Monkey survey to choose which new uniform the team would have for the next year.

Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2019 12:39 PM (aXucN)

199 I will say one thing for Omar. She does represent her constituents. Her district is a muzzie, Jew hating anti-American group of people and she is a voice for them.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:39 PM (WnKHt)

200 Fremdenblatt.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (SVJkJ)

201 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime.

========

57 Shades of Sway.

******


He got a suspended sentence.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (mvenn)

202 Cuck off.

Trump beat the living daylights out of the demofascists and it will take weeks for the bruising to go away.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (pw+jk)

203 Can someone please tell Joe Biden not to smile like that? It's creepy.

Posted by: sillyme at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (4M2BC)

204 Question : Are approval numbers racist? And if so, should atheists be in charge? And what about that new Cats movie?!!?

Posted by: allahpundit at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (P1AAi)

205 I will say one thing for Omar. She does represent
her constituents. Her district is a muzzie, Jew hating anti-American
group of people and she is a voice for them.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:39 PM (WnKHt)

We can thank the Lutherans for that.

*Spit*

Posted by: LGoPs at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (w+jpq)

206 191 Still not the bull dancers of Crete.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (RnxWP)

Never seen a bull dance before.

Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (mX8Vr)

207 Actually, Omar is a perfect example of the reason for Trump's "muslim ban--" the people coming from places with no background records to check.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (ccIpV)

208 What? The turkeyneck is totally real.
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I'll be the judge of that.

Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (vg8iE)

209
"David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime."

Wouldn't hanging himself involve taking a stand on something? Get it! Dichotomous meaning! He'd have to get up on the chair and stand or his Principled Conservative cred requires him to never take a stand...Never mind.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (m79Dg)

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You kid, but you have a point. To hang himself over Trump, French would have to actually care. But it's just about money and social status for cucks. They don't have any real beliefs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (AzW6q)

210 Cuck off.

***

And die.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (GEpFD)

211 18 Biden looks scary. Wow.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM

I think the excess skin they removed is what they used for the Necronomicon's cover.

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (EwOVa)

212 201 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime.

========

57 Shades of Sway.

******


He got a suspended sentence.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (mvenn)

That thar is teh funny

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (pUDQf)

213 eorge Nader indicted on child porn, child sex transportation charges - The Washington Post
*******
The George Nader case gets worse -- much worse. Feds unseal new charges that he brought a 14-year-old to the US in 2000 for sexual activity
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (BqBId)


Unsafe At Any Speed Age

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (VNsf1)

214 172
Joe Biden, Token White Guy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:36 PM (pUDQf)


======

Before this year's Dem Clown Car appeared, I always thought he was the Token Retard. Not anymore ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (WqPYg)

215 201 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime.

========

57 Shades of Sway.

******


He got a suspended sentence.



He did knot.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (ccIpV)

216 I hear it's hot out there, California is surprisingly pleasant now by the way.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (JERfu)

217
"Like I said yesterday, she will never lose an election in her district. She'll be in Congress another fifty years.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp"


I doubt it. Billionaires by these seats and when whatever usefulness she had is spent they'll replace her with another young pretty face.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 12:42 PM (TAmPV)

218 "You Americans, always mistaking a peso for a quarter." -- The Paulo
Posted by: ShainS
-----

The other day, I mistook an Ethiopian 5 cent piece for an American penny. The penny is worth more.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 12:42 PM (CDGwz)

219 I have a new puppy, he likes to walk me in the dog park late at night on a very short leash...

Posted by: Jonah 'Ace' Goldberg at July 19, 2019 12:42 PM (yhf6w)

220 Dems are going to try start to pretend they are sane and don't have rabies. I doubt they can keep up appearances for more than a few hours at a time but Trump needs to keep poking them with a stick and make loud banging noises to make sure.

Posted by: Ripley at July 19, 2019 12:42 PM (MxEKc)

221 Probably higher than 48 I'm guessing. I always add a few points.

Posted by: Tuna at July 19, 2019 12:42 PM (Phln5)

222 200 Fremdenblatt.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (SVJkJ)

Gesundheit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:42 PM (AURKQ)

223 Twitter, personified:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y59kgz6f

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 12:42 PM (bDqIh)

224 07 Actually, Omar is a perfect example of the reason for Trump's "muslim ban--" the people coming from places with no background records to check.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (ccIpV)


Immigration official: "Lessee, your name is 'Mohammed?' That doesn't narrow it down much, does it?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:43 PM (VNsf1)

225 199 I will say one thing for Omar. She does represent her constituents. Her district is a muzzie, Jew hating anti-American group of people and she is a voice for them.


very true

much more than one could say about Brian Fitzpatrick

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:43 PM (Rarvo)

226
I just find it weird, its almost as if in the Somali community one can play musical names
Posted by: Anna Puma

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There's plenty of terrorist sentiment and anti-American hatred in that community to go around. No need to look for family ties. They're all drinking from the same poisoned fount.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:43 PM (M9ntN)

227 215 201 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime.

========

57 Shades of Sway.

******

He got a suspended sentence.

He did knot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (ccIpV)

It's all old noose anyway.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:43 PM (AURKQ)

228 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime.

========

57 Shades of Sway.

******


He got a suspended sentence.


He did knot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
---------

What's the punch line? Don't leave me hanging.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 12:43 PM (CDGwz)

229 Joe's face is pulled so tight you can barely see his eyes.

Posted by: Tuna at July 19, 2019 12:43 PM (Phln5)

230 53 Biden's plastic surgeon taxidermist sucks

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (WnKHt)

Fixed it for you.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 19, 2019 12:43 PM (Xqo6t)

231 Omar's district is big majority white, leftist, middle class. Much worse than Somalis.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 12:44 PM (pw+jk)

232 227 215 201 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime.

========

57 Shades of Sway.

******

He got a suspended sentence.

He did knot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (ccIpV)

It's all old noose anyway.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:43 PM (AURKQ


That's a stretch.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:44 PM (pUDQf)

233 216 I hear it's hot out there, California is surprisingly pleasant now by the way.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (JERfu)


Meterologically speaking. Politically speaking, not so much. THAT'S where the fever is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:44 PM (VNsf1)

234 We can thank the Lutherans for that.

*Spit*

Posted by: LGoPs at July 19, 2019 12:40 PM (w+jpq)


Always thought missionary was supposed to go over there and help the people find God and teach them how to help themselves.

Not to bring them over here for free lunch.

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 12:44 PM (GaXyD)

235 French's Facebook update said he's just hanging around for the afternoon.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:44 PM (Dh1wo)

236 THAT'S where the fever is.

***

Well, we all know what the only prescription for that is.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at July 19, 2019 12:45 PM (GEpFD)

237
He got a suspended sentence.


He did knot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:


Hung jury.

Posted by: Ha at July 19, 2019 12:45 PM (MAstk)

238 "We can thank the Lutherans for that. *Spit*"

Seriously?

Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 12:45 PM (eAZVt)

239 >>Omar apparently was given a big welcome back in MN.

Here people (CAIR) have been trying to make "I stand with Ilhan" happen ever since she was elected. It finally - finally! - took off this week.

She is very well-packaged for media consumption.

That PJMedia guy is right about how much the MSM has covered for her for the last 3 years.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 12:45 PM (bDqIh)

240 This is a MUCH better picture of Biden:

https://tinyurl.com/y37n5yjv

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 12:34 PM (ptqGC)
..........

such a fucking dildo

https://tinyurl.com/y3too8p8


Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 12:45 PM (v0R5T)

241 238 "We can thank the Lutherans for that. *Spit*"

Seriously?
Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 12:45 PM (eAZVt)


Yes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:45 PM (VNsf1)

242 that's not joe biden that's beto with the Age Yourself FaceApp applied

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:45 PM (Rarvo)

243 234: They have a save the genocidal regime outreach program.

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (U7k5w)

244 Haha gallows humor

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Nazi at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (L+6ZY)

245 oh Google. the Moon landing was done by a grey spacesuit with a NPC in it.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (zvCh4)

246
Always thought missionary was supposed to go over there and help the people find God and teach them how to help themselves.

Not to bring them over here for free lunch.
Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 12:44 PM (GaXyD)

Don't you know it's dangerous over in Somalia?

Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (mX8Vr)

247 232 227 215 201 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime.
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57 Shades of Sway.
******
He got a suspended sentence.

He did knot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (ccIpV)

It's all old noose anyway.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:43 PM (AURKQ

That's a stretch.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:44 PM (pUDQf)

Well don't get a hitch in yer giddy-up over it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (AURKQ)

248 if Biden uses FaceApp does his selfie turn into a puff of dust?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (Rarvo)

249 Seriously, what are Democrats going to do?

They got giftwrapped a quote that they easily turned into a flashpoint in the narrative of "Trump is a dirty racist" that they pushed out with every fiber of their being.

And Trump's poll numbers increased?

There has to be sheer panic going on behind the scenes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (VyAV0)

250 that's not joe biden that's beto with the Age Yourself FaceApp applied

***

Hmm... "Jose" Biden.

Yes.

Posted by: Plugz McPlagiarist at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (GEpFD)

251 We must like terror. If we didnt we would not import them from 5 th world hellholes like Somalia. A country best reserved for above ground nuclear testing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (cb/hk)

252 Is Biden bidding to become the nation's first Asian president? Because he looks like one in that picture.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (NFEMn)

253
I will say one thing for Omar. She does represent her constituents. Her district is a muzzie, Jew hating anti-American group of people and she is a voice for them.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

======

Don't forget her white suburban mom sympathizers.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (M9ntN)

254 Unsafe At Any 

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:41 PM (VNsf1)

Hah! But seriously, is there someone so despicable Mueller wouldn't try to vouch for their testimony? Nader is a good portion of the case against Trump.

These are some sick people.

Posted by: trev006 at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (LR3Y8)

255 Trump is gonna win all 57 states.

Yes, 57.

States are going to break apart just to give him more EVs.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (wCmLp)

256 Nice Blazing Saddles mention Ace. (Whip it out)

Posted by: dingbat at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (sgXJ+)

257 Don't you know it's dangerous over in Somalia?
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (mX8Vr)


So they're doing their best to make it dangerous over here?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (VNsf1)

258 CNNs April Ryan: no one has found trumps kryptonite.

Posted by: Ha at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (MAstk)

259 Joe Biden is the kind of guy who orders used panties off the internet from some chick in Arkansas.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (pUDQf)

260 53 Biden's plastic surgeon taxidermist sucks

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (WnKHt)

Fixed it for you.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 19, 2019 12:43 PM (Xqo6t)

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I'm pretty sure that John Kerry's plastic surgeon is a fire-breathing right-winger. It's the only way to explain what happened to the freakin' fright mask of a face he's got. I think the guy stuffed it with mattress batting. And not good stuff either. The stuff they use for prison mattresses.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (AzW6q)

261 220 Dems are going to try start to pretend they are sane and don't have rabies. I doubt they can keep up appearances for more than a few hours at a time but Trump needs to keep poking them with a stick and make loud banging noises to make sure.
Posted by: Ripley at July 19, 2019 12:42 PM (MxEKc)

==========

Sorry, that ain't happening until the primary is over.

Until then, there are .1% slices of the progressive activist left to court.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (VyAV0)

262 176 Please make it so:

https://tinyurl.com/y627qfxy
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 12:37 PM (ptqGC)


Delicious, were it to happen.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (TdMsT)

263 Biden's plastic surgeon taxidermist sucks

Posted by: Serious Cat

*********


I think we have a thread winner.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (mvenn)

264 Who is George Nader?

Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2019 12:48 PM (UUBmN)

265 I agree, and I bet she could become a US Senator any time she wants.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:38 PM (M9ntN)
-----------
Tina Smith is up next year - why wait? What MN GOP retread will oppose her?

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 19, 2019 12:48 PM (Xvo1a)

266 NBC Poll: Trump at 48% Approval




Wait a minute. Yesterday former congressman Joe Walsh said that Trump's support is at 35%. That was part of the cuck's rant about the rally. This is not who we are. Omar isn't anti American and Trump is bigoted and un-American. Spoken like a true true true conservative

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 12:48 PM (kw5n8)

267 257 Don't you know it's dangerous over in Somalia?
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (mX8Vr)

So they're doing their best to make it dangerous over here?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (VNsf1)

Live in a gated community you schmuck.

Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:48 PM (mX8Vr)

268 He looks like Beavis. Somebody needs to photoshop this into a combined Beavis/Biden pic right now.

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 19, 2019 12:48 PM (ZhFYR)

269 pedantic hat on



RAFTER??? The word you seek is joist.



pedantic hat off

Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (8XRCm)


At least he didn't say shelf.

Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 19, 2019 12:48 PM (J70i0)

270 #Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

-
Yeah, well, you're ugly, stupid, and Anti-American, too, so . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)

271 Good God. Biden's going to fall apart in a heap of goo like Sam Lowry's mother in Brazil.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (NWiLs)

272 Live in a gated community you schmuck.
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:48 PM (mX8Vr)


A gated community with walls having firing slits?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (VNsf1)

273 Don't forget her white suburban mom sympathizers.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:47 PM (M9ntN)

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I don't know the the demo in her district - but that's where my money is. I know these people well, and they would just lurve them some Omar.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (AzW6q)

274 Don't you know it's dangerous over in Somalia?

Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:46 PM (mX8Vr)


That's why missionary goes there to the Godless.
That's why missionary is tough job.
Bring Godless by home is not good job.

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (GaXyD)

275 John Kerry looked like Frankenstein as far back as in 2004. we used to call him Lurch in here.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (zvCh4)

276 272 Live in a gated community you schmuck.
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:48 PM (mX8Vr)

A gated community with walls having firing slits?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (VNsf1)

You've been to Mexico?

Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (mX8Vr)

277 David French is dancing on air!

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (PbpT7)

278 #Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

Who asked her?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (VNsf1)

279 Biden smells of mothballs and Old Spice.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (pUDQf)

280 When Omar stands in front of the mics during her Gaza visit, PDT should get another few points more.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (VXIoS)

281 What is wrong with the Biden photo -he looks so weird, like a crazy person

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (a0IVu)

282 >>I just find it weird, its almost as if in the Somali community one can play musical names


I'm not going to find it, but I saw this explained well recently, about how there are cultures that have a single name (family name) that is their single identity for their whole life vs. cultures that have different names that are selected based on with whom they are speaking. This concept of names results in difference in how they think.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (bDqIh)

283 " I am waiting for a bunch of young lefties to start appearing in Klan robes with signs that read "Klansmen for Trump" "

I ever see anyone in Klan robes, I'm going to call for their lynching.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (kVnNj)

284 it's funny. Everyone has a picture of "Joe Biden" in their head from old news footage...

Then they see a current picture and think "Yowza! What the hell happened to you?!?!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (AURKQ)

285 You've been to Mexico?
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (mX8Vr)


No need. I live in California. Mexico is coming to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (VNsf1)

286 278 #Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

Who asked her?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (VNsf1)

========

Don't people scream at Trump when he comments on internal politics of other nations?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (VyAV0)

287 #Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

--

They have vaginas just like me! Where should I vote?!! Yay!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Division: Plugs will tear us apart again at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (mJzdQ)

288 Gibbet your ass it's gallows humour!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (Dh1wo)

289 283 " I am waiting for a bunch of young lefties to start appearing in Klan robes with signs that read "Klansmen for Trump" "

I ever see anyone in Klan robes, I'm going to call for their lynching.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (kVnNj)

If you gotta lynch, lynch. Don't call.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (AURKQ)

290 I guess it's OK to shit on all Lutherans here, and not worry about getting banned...

Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (eAZVt)

291 Who asked her?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (VNsf1)
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Same person who asked Theresa May, evidently. And we are supposed to care what those two broads think? Nein.

Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (aXucN)

292 Biden smells of mothballs and Old Spice.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM

And failure. But mostly failure.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (dkvcO)

293 Oh, you, silly Morons. You know damn well Kamala who is exactly like Hillary, a lying cheating bitch, is going to sabotage Joe. And it really won't take much.

She's hungry for it and it's going to happen.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (jUVms)

294 Was Merkel shaking uncontrollably and getting ready to take a worm nap when she said that?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (ILUPz)

295 Least we forget.

The congressional district with the most ISIS volunteers?

Yeah, Omar's.

Posted by: Kemp at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (LXzdB)

296 135 How does Swallowpundit have 102k followers?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (BqXKV)

It's like people going to a car race to see the crashes.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (RD7QR)

297 278 #Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

Who asked her?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (VNsf1)

OFC she feels solidarity.

She's an America-hating former Stasi agent.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (AURKQ)

298 >>>#Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

angela merkel?

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (PbpT7)

299 293 Oh, you, silly Morons. You know damn well Kamala who is exactly like Hillary, a lying cheating bitch, is going to sabotage Joe. And it really won't take much.

She's hungry for it and it's going to happen.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (jUVms)

=======

Objection:

Kamala likes dick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (VyAV0)

300 Anyone ever compare the number of times Trump says I as compared to Ozero in a typical 1 hour speech?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (cb/hk)

301
David French is dancing on air!

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (PbpT7)


He's doing the French Mistake.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

302 I like Richard Grenell - he called out Merkel idiot comments backing the squad. Asking why has she not condemned their anti-Semitic comments.

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (a0IVu)

303 I guess it's OK to shit on all Lutherans here, and not worry about getting banned...

well if it helps, I'm RCC and we are the absolute worst traitors to the USA in this regard

hands DOWN

I guess the priests need to bring in more impressionable youths

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (Rarvo)

304 it's funny. Everyone has a picture of "Joe Biden" in their head from old news footage...

Then they see a current picture and think "Yowza! What the hell happened to you?!?!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (AURKQ)

He used the same plastic surgeon as Meg Ryan.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (m79Dg)

305 Shakin' it here, boss!

Posted by: Angela Merkel at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (hjaPQ)

306 Biden looks so much like Carter in that picture. I'd suggest a sweater to complete the ensemble.

Posted by: bananaDream at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (l6b3d)

307 ICH BIN EIN PAINTMIXER!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Division: Plugs will tear us apart again at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (mJzdQ)

308 Seriously, WTF is wrong with Joe's face. I know he's had botox and a couple of facelifts, but that looks horrendous. And scary.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (jUVms)

309 "David French is dancing on air!
Posted by: ace"


French's latest bit is that sure, Media/Dems falsely accused Reagan/Bush 1/Dole/Bush 2/McCain and Romney of being racists, but their right this time. Pathetic clown.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (OD2ni)

310 Moochelle has achieved nothing except serve as a beard for Barry. She's not particularly smart, attractive or charismatic. She's tall, awkward and dresses like a pile of drapes.
Why is she the "most admired woman in the world?"
And why is the media eve trumpeting this?

And if she decides to jump into the race late--as Rush and others think and as a lot of Democrats hope--should Trump ( and we) be worried?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (NFEMn)

311 Nice Blazing Saddles mention Ace. (Whip it out)
Posted by: dingbat

I started to make some silly comment about washing my hands after the weekly cross burning, but then thought better of it.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (FTlwv)

312
Tina Smith is up next year - why wait? What MN GOP retread will oppose her?
Posted by: jhawk90

======

It honestly wouldn't surprise me.

And tangentially, after Kirsten Gillibrand's upcoming failure, I won't be surprised to see Chelsea run for her seat in -- I think she's up in 2022.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (M9ntN)

313 277 David French is dancing on air!
Posted by: ace at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (PbpT7)

Let's hope it's dancing on air like Wile E. Coyote does, just before he looks down.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (RD7QR)

314 303 I guess it's OK to shit on all Lutherans here, and not worry about getting banned...

well if it helps, I'm RCC and we are the absolute worst traitors to the USA in this regard

hands DOWN

I guess the priests need to bring in more impressionable youths
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (Rarvo)

==========

It's just that the administration of the Vatican has been overrun by progressives for decades and they've been promoting those who don't mind kid touching and open borders for the entire time.

I miss Benedict...even though he got pushed out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (VyAV0)

315 #Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

Who asked her?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (VNsf1)

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Isn't she so smart? This is exactly the right controversy for her to involve herself in. The displeasure of Americans about foreigners in their politics. Genius.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (AzW6q)

316 Biden has entered the uncanny valley.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (pUDQf)

317 293
Oh, you, silly Morons. You know damn well Kamala who is exactly like Hillary, a lying cheating bitch, is going to sabotage Joe.


"exactly like". Well, not exactly, Kamel Toe likes men, Hillary likes Huma.

Posted by: Kemp at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (LXzdB)

318
278 #Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"



Who asked her?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:49 PM (VNsf1)



========



Don't people scream at Trump when he comments on internal politics of other nations?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (VyAV0)
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SHUT UP!! Leftists tolerantly explained.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (pw+jk)

319 I guess the priests need to bring in more impressionable youths
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (Rarvo)

Or, yutes.--Cousin Vinnie.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (m79Dg)

320 Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

angela merkel?
Posted by: ace

****


Meh. She's no great shakes.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (mvenn)

321 270 #Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)

Who gives a rat's ass what she thinks?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (Ez6QX)

322 " George Nader case gets worse -- much worse. Feds unseal new charges that he brought a 14-year-old to the US in 2000 for sexual activity "

that isn't just "worse"; that is STUPID. oh quick, let's make this a literal federal slavery case as well as raping little kids.

have fun in Canon City, Georgy Porgy.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (zvCh4)

323 " So, in other words Trump is polling in the 53-58% range. Good to know."

Just so.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (Q7ENT)

324 304 it's funny. Everyone has a picture of "Joe Biden" in their head from old news footage...

Then they see a current picture and think "Yowza! What the hell happened to you?!?!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (AURKQ)

Same with John Kerry. I worked at the Boston State House years ago when Kerry was around (Lt. Governor, I think). This guy walking around now calling himself John Kerry looks nothing like that guy. The disturbing wonders of cosmetic surgery.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (H8QX8)

325 And if she decides to jump into the race late--as Rush and others think and as a lot of Democrats hope--should Trump ( and we) be worried?


I think no.

The supposed BarryO nostalgia is ethereal; she is quite lazy; some clocks cannot be turned back no matter how many cat ladies wish it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (Rarvo)

326 If kudzu is a weed, then yes.

Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (I5SAg)

327 When Omar stands in front of the mics during her Gaza visit, PDT should get another few points more.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM


Will she be speaking at the Rachael Corrie memorial?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (axyOa)

328 312
It honestly wouldn't surprise me.

And tangentially, after Kirsten Gillibrand's upcoming failure, I won't be surprised to see Chelsea run for her seat in -- I think she's up in 2022.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (M9ntN)

===========

"Is Chelsea awake?"
-Campaign volunteer 1
"How can you tell?"
-Campaign volunteer 2

"Chelsea Clinton wins NY Senate seat by 37 points."
-The NYT headline

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (VyAV0)

329 >>Seriously, WTF is wrong with Joe's face. I know he's had botox and a couple of facelifts, but that looks horrendous. And scary.

Multiple facelifts
botox
unnatural tan (or fake tan)
perennially whitened teeth that may not be his natural teeth(?)

Oh, and he's a creep

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (bDqIh)

330 293 Oh, you, silly Morons. You know damn well Kamala who is exactly like Hillary, a lying cheating bitch, is going to sabotage Joe. And it really won't take much.

She's hungry for it and it's going to happen.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (jUVms)

=======

Objection:

Kamala likes dick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (VyAV0)
...........

Objection:

She never said she likes it, just knows how to exploit it.

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (v0R5T)

331 299 293 Oh, you, silly Morons. You know damn well Kamala who is exactly like Hillary, a lying cheating bitch, is going to sabotage Joe. And it really won't take much.

She's hungry for it and it's going to happen.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (jUVms)

=======

Objection:

Kamala likes dick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (VyAV0)

Lots and lots and LOTS of it, if the stories are even half true.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (NWiLs)

332 Biden 2020!

Posted by: Norman Bates' Mother at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (ccIpV)

333 303 I guess it's OK to shit on all Lutherans here, and not worry about getting banned...

well if it helps, I'm RCC and we are the absolute worst traitors to the USA in this regard

hands DOWN

I guess the priests need to bring in more impressionable youths
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (Rarvo)

I'm fairly sure it's about the money. Catholic charities or what have you in on the immigrant money racket.

Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (mX8Vr)

334 284 it's funny. Everyone has a picture of "Joe Biden" in their head from old news footage...

Then they see a current picture and think "Yowza! What the hell happened to you?!?!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (AURKQ)


You'd be surprised at all the work NYC and DC plastic surgeons do.

I don't have cable and watch old movies on TV.
When perchance I view Fox News some of the women and men are barely recognizable.

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (GaXyD)

335 293

Oh, you, silly Morons. You know damn well Kamala who is exactly like Hillary, a lying cheating bitch, is going to sabotage Joe.


"exactly like". Well, not exactly, Kamel Toe likes men, Hillary likes Huma.


Posted by: Kemp at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM (LXzdB)

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Oh I experimented in college and law school and to get my political career going and to get donor money from Ellen and...

Posted by: Kamalatoe Harris at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (pw+jk)

336 Okay, okay, Kamala likes dick. I stand corrected. Not "exactly like."

But politically what they are willing to do for power seems quite similar.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (jUVms)

337 I think Biden's eyebrows may have been dyed so that they are more blonde that white-gray?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (bDqIh)

338 angela merkel?

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Yup. The leader of the country with the unfortunate anti-Jewish history.

https://bit.ly/2JPA47l

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (+y/Ru)

339 That picture of Biden looks like the banjo playing kid from Deliverance.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (VkWRL)

340 325 And if she decides to jump into the race late--as Rush and others think and as a lot of Democrats hope--should Trump ( and we) be worried?


I think no.

The supposed BarryO nostalgia is ethereal; she is quite lazy; some clocks cannot be turned back no matter how many cat ladies wish it
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (Rarvo)

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Has anyone heard her speak? I haven't.

I can't imagine she has the presence that Barry had (that was overblown, in my opinion).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (VyAV0)

341 Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

angela merkel?
Posted by: ace

****


Meh. She's no great shakes.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:53 PM

***

She doesn't even register on the seismograph.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 12:56 PM (axyOa)

342 I guess it's OK to shit on all Lutherans here, and not worry about getting banned...
Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (eAZVt)
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I very much doubt that people here are referring to all Lutherans. Like me, they probably read this quote in the Powerline article ace linked to yesterday:

"Lutheran Immigration and Refugee Services then helped Ilhan, her sister Sahra, and their father Nur Said receive asylum in the United States along with thousands of other Somalis."

Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2019 12:56 PM (aXucN)

343 My internet is slow as hell for some reason. Ugh. Thanks, Comcast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 12:56 PM (ptqGC)

344
Oh, you, silly Morons. You know damn well Kamala who is exactly like Hillary, a lying cheating bitch, is going to sabotage Joe. And it really won't take much.

She's hungry for it and it's going to happen.
Posted by: Seems Legit

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Not only exactly like Hillary, but zombie once said -- back in my lurking days of 2015 or 2016, I think -- that she is of and from Hillary. That she was being groomed to take office in 2025 after Hillary's two terms.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:56 PM (M9ntN)

345 "Isn't she so smart? This is exactly the right controversy for her to involve herself in. The displeasure of Americans about foreigners in their politics. Genius."

While Germans get angrier over her favoring foreigners over them, she reveals she favors Third Worlders over EVERYONE.

You can take down the people's republic, but some people never leave...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 19, 2019 12:56 PM (kVnNj)

346 320 Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"

You would, since you deracinated your own culture with uncivilized hordes most of your citizens would like "send back."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 19, 2019 12:56 PM (H8QX8)

347 308
Seriously, WTF is wrong with Joe's face. I know he's had botox and a couple of facelifts, but that looks horrendous. And scary.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (jUVms)


Face lifts can go bad, especially if the face is exposed to a lot of sun.
The face lift shrinks.

Posted by: Kemp at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (LXzdB)

348 That picture of Biden looks like the banjo playing kid from Deliverance.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (VkWRL)

LOL. You're right.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (xPl2J)

349 Yes, Lizzy, too large veneers have not worked for Joe. Yikes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (jUVms)

350
#Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"


Did she shake on it?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (TAmPV)

351 345 "Isn't she so smart? This is exactly the right controversy for her to involve herself in. The displeasure of Americans about foreigners in their politics. Genius."

While Germans get angrier over her favoring foreigners over them, she reveals she favors Third Worlders over EVERYONE.

You can take down the people's republic, but some people never leave...
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 19, 2019 12:56 PM (kVnNj)

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"I'm sorry my granddaddy was a Nazi and my daddy was a Stasi. Can you forgive me now?"
-Angela Merkel

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (VyAV0)

352 Joe's face is less flexible than Jeff Dunham's Walter.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (ccIpV)

353 Biden looks like he had Kenny Rogers' plastic surgeon. Very...unfortunate.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (/5WQL)

354 I think Biden looks like he's transitioning into Asian.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (+0VWg)

355 As anyone could see during that video clip of Biden from May, he's simply losing whatever mental faculties he once had. Biden has moments of lucidity when he rattles of leftist boilerplate, which then degenerates into incoherent babbling. Reports are that his campaign staffers are exasperated with him. I think he's going to drop out of the race.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (Wz5OP)

356 >>When Omar stands in front of the mics during her Gaza visit, PDT should get another few points more.




Omar AND Tlaib

This is Tlaib's ancestral homeleand - what are the chances she meets with at least one Hamas leader/known terrorist?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (bDqIh)

357
My internet is slow as hell for some reason. Ugh. Thanks, Comcast.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

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Ajit Pai has come for you. Prepare to die.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (M9ntN)

358 George Nader - what part of "never get caught with a dead girl OR A LIVE BOY" did you not understand?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (O8WFE)

359 Seriously, WTF is wrong with Joe's face. I know he's had botox and a couple of facelifts, but that looks horrendous. And scary.


I think fillers can do unexpected things

worse than botox

they shift around

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (Rarvo)

360 I have 2 deer skulls hanging over the couch. If I painted irises on ping pong balls and set them in the empty eye sockets they would look look more lively than Joe.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (cb/hk)

361 I would expect nothing less from an east-german communist like Merkel.
My late mother hailed from Lubeck and lived through the Nazi regime.
When she went back to visit, she told me it was nothing but
anti-American bile from the relatives.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (uGHnY)

362
I'm fairly sure it's about the money. Catholic charities or what have you in on the immigrant money racket.
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 12:55 PM (mX8Vr)

I'm RC and I disagree with what they are doing immigration-wise.
That said, at least the Latinos they're trying to bring in are Catholic.
Lutherans shilling for Somalian Muslims makes NO sense whatsoever. They are not going to convert.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (NFEMn)

363 MYOB, Shakes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (ccIpV)

364 352 Joe's face is less flexible than Jeff Dunham's Walter.

If that mask gets any stiffer, I'm afraid Biden will try to kill Jamie Lee Curtis.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (O8WFE)

365 Ticket's going to be PokeAhontess and Buttegig

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (GaXyD)

366 Merkel distances herself from the remarks of a foreign head of state? I don't think she knows how any of this works.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (dkvcO)

367 And no, I will not hold your maracas.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (hjaPQ)

368 Seriously, WTF is wrong with Joe's face. I know he's had botox and a couple of facelifts, but that looks horrendous. And scary.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (jUVms)


Face lifts can go bad, especially if the face is exposed to a lot of sun.
The face lift shrinks.


Posted by: Kemp at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM

****

He looks exactly the same while sleeping, except his eyes are closed.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (axyOa)

369 And if she decides to jump into the race late--as Rush and others think and as a lot of Democrats hope--should Trump ( and we) be worried?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 12:52 PM (NFEMn)


No. She won't get the white blue collar vote any more than Sanders, Harris, or Warren (and Buttplug is a non-starter on that score).

Plus, she has all the charm of a colonoscopy, with the intellect of a turnip, and ZERO experience running anything other than her mouth.

Trump would have a field day with her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (VNsf1)

370 360 I have 2 deer skulls hanging over the couch. If I painted irises on ping pong balls and set them in the empty eye sockets they would look look more lively than Joe.


holy crap you should totally do that tho!

just b/c it would be cool

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (Rarvo)

371 366 Merkel distances herself from the remarks of a foreign head of state? I don't think she knows how any of this works.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (dkvcO)

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Cause they were pals before the tweets?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (VyAV0)

372 I think Biden looks like he's transitioning into Asian.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (+0VWg)
He's turning Japanese?
I really think so.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (NFEMn)

373 Wasn't Angela a Commie in East Germany before the Wall came down?

Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (I5SAg)

374 She's hungry for it and it's going to happen.
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Damn right, she's hungry for it.

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (vg8iE)

375 Trump has delivered a Golden Age of peace and prosperity. And our enemies are all exposed.

Just waiting for the lamentations of da wimmen

Posted by: Regular joe at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (6/uwW)

376 I haven't looked at the data, but considering that Survey Monkey skews Left (sociologists have to account for this when they use it), this poll is even better news.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (Prro8)

377 Joe, stop smiling. This is a funeral.

I can't. I really can't.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (pUDQf)

378 Never so many people talked out of the side of their mouths.

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (GaXyD)

379 they will have to unroll the Rachel Corrie memorial and hang it on the wall I guess

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (zvCh4)

380 "I very much doubt that people here are referring to all Lutherans. Like me, they probably read this quote in the Powerline article ace linked to yesterday:

"Lutheran Immigration and Refugee Services then helped Ilhan, her sister Sahra, and their father Nur Said receive asylum in the United States along with thousands of other Somalis."

Posted by: bluebell"


Yes, I hope people are not badgering Lutherans for that since their motives were obviously good. I lived near a Catholic Monastery in the 70's that housed a lot of Cambodian boat people. Of course, the Cambodians assimilated a lot better than the Somalis.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (OD2ni)

381 Shakes Djibouti?? Sheik, sheik, sheik!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (Dh1wo)

382 282 >>I just find it weird, its almost as if in the Somali community one can play musical names


I'm not going to find it, but I saw this explained well recently, about how there are cultures that have a single name (family name) that is their single identity for their whole life vs. cultures that have different names that are selected based on with whom they are speaking. This concept of names results in difference in how they think.
Posted by: Lizzy
________

That, and their really, really low IQs.

Posted by: Furious George at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (9vQJW)

383 LOL. I still LOVE that Kirsten Dunst video.

Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (I5SAg)

384 369 No. She won't get the white blue collar vote any more than Sanders, Harris, or Warren (and Buttplug is a non-starter on that score).

Plus, she has all the charm of a colonoscopy, with the intellect of a turnip, and ZERO experience running anything other than her mouth.

Trump would have a field day with her.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:59 PM (VNsf1)

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"Fuck it. Give it to Hillary again. Then we can refight the same battles for another four years."
-Democrats

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (VyAV0)

385 Lutherans shilling for Somalian Muslims makes NO sense whatsoever. They are not going to convert.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (NFEMn)


Sure they are. They're going to convert live Americans into dead Americans. Soon. Very soon, I suspect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (VNsf1)

386
Kamala likes dick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:51 PM (VyAV0) ,


Link?

Posted by: Kamalas husband at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (MAstk)

387
#Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"


Did she shake on it?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

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Couldn't let that one go without an lol.



As for the upcoming Holy Land visit by Tlaib and Omar, what do you want to bet that as soon as they're within camera range they start hugging as many Jews as they possibly can?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (M9ntN)

388 My buddy's recruited me to play for their Lutheran church basketball team, I'm not Lutheran. Had to go see some suit to get permission, I was a member of the First Christian Church. But they didn't have a team, so close enough.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (ILUPz)

389 Anderson cooper has had a rough three years.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (1RvA7)

390 Holy crap, is that a picture of Slow Joe? You could play a 10-minute drum solo on his face.

--

Now that's what I call clever and funny.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (JoUsr)

391 Danna Perino's lips are so heavy she has to concentrate to keep them together.

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (GaXyD)

392 Wait 'til they get a load of me!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (ccIpV)

393 That said, at least the Latinos they're trying to bring in are Catholic.


I GUESS?!?!?!

the people they are bringing in aren't participating in Mass, aren't donating not even time, take up ALL the charity available, don't use the schools (even when free!), yeah you know what?

not sure about them even being Catholic tbh. not in any real sense

and a lot of them convert quickly to the local megachurch

better free donuts on sunday I guess?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (Rarvo)

394 Joeker Biden

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (ccIpV)

395 365 Ticket's going to be PokeAhontess and Buttegig
Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 12:58 PM (GaXyD)

Kameltoe and Buttgig--now everybody can get laid!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (RD7QR)

396 Not only exactly like Hillary, but zombie once said -- back in my lurking days of 2015 or 2016, I think -- that she is of and from Hillary. That she was being groomed to take office in 2025 after Hillary's two terms.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:56 PM (M9ntN)

I've got it! We'll use a transgender reptilian alien in 2020! Everybody loves transgender aliens! That's why the Assbookers are going to Area 51!--Another Genius Demonicrat Strategist.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (m79Dg)

397 Buzz Aldrin
@TheRealBuzz
25 minutes ago
Just had an excellent meeting with President Donald Trump! We discussed America's future in space, ways to address space challenges, and the need to keep exploring beyond the horizon. Keep America Great in Space!! #Apollo50 #ApolloXI buzzaldrin.com

Posted by: David "King Cuck" French at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (jY1B4)

398 Odds Trump wins Minnesota?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (2TR6I)

399 Why are you not talking about how that monkey from the previous thread sexually assaulted me!

Posted by: E Jean Crazy at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (37IEG)

400 -Angela Merkel
-A Cow
-Atlanta Georgia

Voila, Peach Hate Shake.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (UnA8+)

401 391 Danna Perino's lips are so heavy she has to concentrate to keep them together.

Face lips or front hole?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (O8WFE)

402 That, and their really, really low IQs.
Posted by: Furious George at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (9vQJW)


C'mon, no one refers to room temperature as a really, really low temperature now, do they?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (VNsf1)

403 398 Odds Trump wins Minnesota?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (2TR6I)

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Between 0 and 100%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (VyAV0)

404 Does Las Vegas have odds on the Dem candidate yet?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (jUVms)

405 Mitt Romney come out yet and lament that 48% of the country is racist yet?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (PD4UQ)

406 Odds Trump wins Minnesota?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (2TR6I)

He'll get more votes than last time, so yes.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (NFEMn)

407 Joe Biden could be the face man for Vaccum Seal Bags.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (pUDQf)

408 As anyone could see during that video clip of Biden from May, he's simply losing whatever mental faculties he once had. Biden has moments of lucidity when he rattles of leftist boilerplate, which then degenerates into incoherent babbling. Reports are that his campaign staffers are exasperated with him. I think he's going to drop out of the race.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (Wz5OP)

Oh, he'll drop, all right. Just let me get my snipers in place. *hic

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (m79Dg)

409 It makes more sense once you realize that many, many Lutherans don't believe in anything recognizably Lutheran either.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (H5knJ)

410 398 Odds Trump wins Minnesota?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (2TR6I)


50-50

Posted by: Ha at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (MAstk)

411 407
Joe Biden could be the face man for Vaccum Seal Bags.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (pUDQf)
Fuller Brush door to door salesman.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (37IEG)

412 389
Anderson cooper has had a rough three years.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (1RvA7)


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"HIM? I've been carrying his ass these past three years, in more ways than one!" -- #DrunkDonLeMon

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (WqPYg)

413 There are some seriously left-wing Jewish organizations. But I would never post "The Jews *spit*", like LGoP just did about Lutherans.

Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (eAZVt)

414 have fun in Canon City, Georgy Porgy.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 12:54 PM (zvCh4)

Never heard of this Nader guy. Why hasn't he been radioactive for any pol since '91?

Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (ykq7q)

415 I'm RC and I disagree with what they are doing immigration-wise.
That said, at least the Latinos they're trying to bring in are Catholic.
Lutherans shilling for Somalian Muslims makes NO sense whatsoever. They are not going to convert.
Posted by: JoeF.


I think it was all a money-making gig for the ELCA in Minnesota, and elsewhere (Columbus?).

In reality, they were bringing in people from some really bad relocation camps outside of Somalia, because of all the bad ju-ju in Somalia (what a wreck of a country).
They thought they were doing "the right thing", but really, it was the wrong thing.
I run into Somalis all the time in Columbus (well, I should run them over) and they are all pretty dumb. It is really sad, but we have allowed people to do a dumb thing by bringing these morons (literally, they are stupid) into the country. From a culture so foreign to the United States, with the icing of Islam on the top.

Ilhan Omar is such a doofus. I doubt she writes a single thing she says. It's all an elaborate charade.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (vcOmj)

416 Biden's grin always made me think of Jack Nicholson's Joker. Evil amusement. With the skin tones in that photo I think he's completing the transformation.

And yes, that grin always weirded me out.

Posted by: JTB at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (bmdz3)

417 Buzz Aldrin
@TheRealBuzz
25 minutes ago
Just had an excellent meeting with President Donald Trump! We discussed America's future in space, ways to address space challenges, and the need to keep exploring beyond the horizon. Keep America Great in Space!! #Apollo50 #ApolloXI buzzaldrin.com
Posted by: David "King Cuck" French at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (jY1B4)




Buzz Aldrin to be denounced as a racist hater in 3...2 .

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (kw5n8)

418


"Kamala likes dick."

If she gets the nom, when she's around Trump, she will get excited. She obviously goes for dudes with power and money, hopping from mattress to mattress with the frequency of a cheap ham radio. She comes across as 50% tramp.

He will toy with her, she won't know what the hell hit her. She is all emotion and superficial thinking. He will get her deep down.

Should be fun to watch.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 19, 2019 01:04 PM (z8c2c)

419 not sure about them even being Catholic tbh. not in any real sense

and a lot of them convert quickly to the local megachurch

better free donuts on sunday I guess?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (Rarvo)

All true--and again, I disagree with the Church immigration policy.

But still not Muslims from Shitholia...

Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 01:04 PM (NFEMn)

420 Buzz Aldrin punches back twice as hard-literally.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2019 01:04 PM (O8WFE)

421 Odds Trump wins Minnesota?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (2TR6I)

He'll get more votes than last time, so yes.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (NFEMn)

Nah. There's no way he can overcome the 10 million dead Somalians on the voter rolls.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 01:04 PM (m79Dg)

422 Aldrin FUCK YEAH! suck it, Google.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 01:04 PM (zvCh4)

423 415
Ilhan Omar is such a doofus. I doubt she writes a single thing she says. It's all an elaborate charade.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (vcOmj)

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I love the stories from the MN legislature about how stupid she is.

I also love to imagine Pelosi knowing about the stories and from first hand experience just how dumb Omar actually is.

And I love, most of all, that Pelosi can't treat Omar with complete contempt because of intersectionality and identity politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:04 PM (VyAV0)

424 Does Las Vegas have odds on the Dem candidate yet?
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (jUVms)

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Last I checked it, bettors were favoring Kamala at around 2:1, which I think is about right.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (AzW6q)

425 350


#Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"





Did she shake on it?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 12:57 PM (TAmPV)


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You win the interwebs today. LMAO.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (WqPYg)

426 Buzz Aldrin to be denounced as a racist hater in 3...2 .

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (kw5n

I hope this happens because you know his response would be pure awesome.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (xPl2J)

427 Holy crap, is that a picture of Slow Joe? You could play a 10-minute drum solo on his face.

-
He looks like one of the gang in all those beach movies. Hey, Moondoggie, grab your surf board and hang ten!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (+y/Ru)

428 Joe, stop smiling. This is a funeral.

One of the things I miss most about Barry O., was him sitting on the front row of Every Single Funeral he attended while in office, chewing gum.

Classy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

429 389

Anderson cooper has had a rough three years.



Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2019 01:00 PM (1RvA7)

I thought things might pick up for him after his transgender twin won the Women's World Cup Soccer title.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (37IEG)

430 It makes more sense once you realize that many, many Lutherans don't believe in anything recognizably Lutheran either.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


I was raised in the Lutheran church, and the ELCA has now become somewhat unrecognizable to me. A lot of very nice and good people are in it, but the organization is way off track now.

There are several "synods" of the Lutheran Church, but the ELCA is by far the most Liberal - Left.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (vcOmj)

431
Odds Trump wins Minnesota?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (2TR6I)

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Fraud factor. Al-Franken arguably stole it from Norm Coleman.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (M9ntN)

432
ATTA BOY, LUTHERANS!!!

Posted by: Ghost and Mr. Chicken Memes at July 19, 2019 01:06 PM (ccIpV)

433 guess it's OK to shit on all Lutherans here, and not worry about getting banned...
Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 12:50 PM (eAZVt)

No; Rev. Winger is a Lutheran. There are plenty of conservative Lutherans in the LCMS and some of the other branches. As with most mainline Protestant denominations, the clergy as a whole tends to be more liberal than many of the people in the pews.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 01:06 PM (+0VWg)

434 not sure about them even being Catholic tbh. not in any real sense

and a lot of them convert quickly to the local megachurch

better free donuts on sunday I guess?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (Rarvo)

Why wouldn't they prefer anchovies on Friday to donuts? It doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 01:06 PM (m79Dg)

435 428 One of the things I miss most about Barry O., was him sitting on the front row of Every Single Funeral he attended while in office, chewing gum.

Classy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

Had to keep his mouth busy since he couldn't exactly suck a dick on camera.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:06 PM (UnA8+)

436 397 Buzz Aldrin
@TheRealBuzz
25 minutes ago
Just had an excellent meeting with President Donald Trump! We discussed America's future in space, ways to address space challenges, and the need to keep exploring beyond the horizon. Keep America Great in Space!! #Apollo50 #ApolloXI buzzaldrin.com
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Aldrin has been very critical of NASA's plan to get to Mars. NASA plans to stage from lunar orbit. Aldrin says we should stage from earth orbit, thereby saving all the cost of heavy lift to the moon.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 01:06 PM (hjaPQ)

437 415: Much of our taxes go to faith based "charities" that deal with illegals and undesirable muslimmigration

Posted by: CN at July 19, 2019 01:06 PM (U7k5w)

438 Buzz Aldrin to be denounced as a racist hater in 3...2 .


*punch!*

Posted by: Buzzed Aldrin at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (ccIpV)

439 413 There are some seriously left-wing Jewish organizations. But I would never post "The Jews *spit*", like LGoP just did about Lutherans.

Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (eAZVt)


Good point.

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (GaXyD)

440 The power of lolgf compels!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (GbPPJ)

441 Odds Joe Biden is in the race come August?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (2TR6I)

442 Biden looks like the Mouth of Sauron in that pic. Eww.

Posted by: lauraw at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (/NTv1)

443 Biden has had all kinds of face work. You remember those days he just "disappeared?" I think he was having his face stretched smooth.

Strangely enough, he looks older for it and more frail. Less healthy. Thinner.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (xZjSg)

444 420
Buzz Aldrin punches back twice as hard-literally.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2019 01:04 PM (O8WFE)


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One of the greatest videos of all time. In a rational society (not that long ago) you could punch deserving assholes in the face -- whether they were journalists or not -- without having to worry about going to jail.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (WqPYg)

445
Ilhan Omar is such a doofus. I doubt she writes a single thing she says. It's all an elaborate charade.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (vcOmj)

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I love the stories from the MN legislature about how stupid she is.

I also love to imagine Pelosi knowing about the stories and from first hand experience just how dumb Omar actually is.

And I love, most of all, that Pelosi can't treat Omar with complete contempt because of intersectionality and identity politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds

==========

I've also heard that in MN people said she was an idiot who was too thick to follow the legislative process.

Are there any anecdotes, or just anonymous adjectives?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (M9ntN)

446 And I love, most of all, that Pelosi can't treat Omar with complete contempt because of intersectionality and identity politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:04 PM (VyAV0)

Only in public. That stupid cunt!--Nazi Palsy.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (m79Dg)

447
I GUESS?!?!?!

the people they are bringing in aren't participating in Mass, aren't donating not even time, take up ALL the charity available, don't use the schools (even when free!), yeah you know what?

not sure about them even being Catholic tbh. not in any real sense

and a lot of them convert quickly to the local megachurch

better free donuts on sunday I guess?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (Rarvo)

Despite its Catholic reputation latin america is actually pretty weak stuff, and mixed in with a lot of local pagan superstition. Prosperity gospel type churches are making massive inroads in Brazil.

Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (p997d)

448 439 413 There are some seriously left-wing Jewish organizations. But I would never post "The Jews *spit*", like LGoP just did about Lutherans.

Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (eAZVt)


Good point.
Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (GaXyD)

========

What about The Huguenots?

Can I shit on them as a group?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (VyAV0)

449 434 not sure about them even being Catholic tbh. not in any real sense

and a lot of them convert quickly to the local megachurch

In neck of the woods in NorCal there are a lot of hispanic churches . Don't have a clue what they are and also a lot of hispanic Jehovah Witnesses...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (O2RFr)

450 Barry never likes to be without something in his mouth.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 01:08 PM (zvCh4)

451 May and Merkel both condemn Trump for resisting the commie haters. England and Germany have made up, and now think an EU un-elected dictatorship would serve Europe well. We're all globalists now.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 19, 2019 01:08 PM (Cus5s)

452 Biden has had all kinds of face work. You remember those days he just "disappeared?" I think he was having his face stretched smooth.
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He's like the villain in Star Trek: Insurrection

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 19, 2019 01:08 PM (vg8iE)

453 One of the things I miss most about Barry O., was
him sitting on the front row of Every Single Funeral he attended while
in office, chewing gum.

Classy.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

Taking selfies next to the casket.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 01:08 PM (t6MX/)

454 Odds Trump wins Minnesota?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (2TR6I)

He'll get more votes than last time, so yes.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 01:02 PM (NFEMn)

Nah. There's no way he can overcome the 10 million dead Somalians on the voter rolls.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 01:04 PM

I was shocked he got as close as he did in 16. There's a lot of stern Lutheran folks who don't talk politics and want to come off as Minnesota nice. They might not talk about voting or supporting Trump, but many do. Many stay silent because of the nasty in your face loony libs here. There's the fraud factor though. I hope he does, it would be epic!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2019 01:08 PM (H4VdJ)

455 Kamala likes dick.
......

I still say she looks like a biter.

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 01:08 PM (v0R5T)

456
Buzz Aldrin to be denounced as a racist hater in 3...2 .


Well the Apollo program was created by whitmen for whitemen.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 01:08 PM (TAmPV)

457 Aldrin has been very critical of NASA's plan to get to Mars. NASA plans to stage from lunar orbit. Aldrin says we should stage from earth orbit, thereby saving all the cost of heavy lift to the moon.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 01:06 PM

***

Astrophysics aside, if they stage from a lunar orbit, NASA gets a much larger budget to do the lunar work before going to Mars.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 01:09 PM (axyOa)

458 "Today on Needlepoint With Betty, we'll be working on the face of the former Vice-President of the United States!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 01:09 PM (ccIpV)

459 428
Joe, stop smiling. This is a funeral.

One of the things I
miss most about Barry O., was him sitting on the front row of Every
Single Funeral he attended while in office, chewing gum.

Classy.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 01:05 PM (ptqGC)


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There was one funeral (maybe Nelson Mandela) where DogEater is doing selfies with other world leaders. Unbelievable ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 01:09 PM (WqPYg)

460 451 May and Merkel both condemn Trump for resisting the commie haters. England and Germany have made up, and now think an EU un-elected dictatorship would serve Europe well. We're all globalists now.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 19, 2019 01:08 PM (Cus5s)

Anjem Choudhary for Dictator of the EU.

Suck on that Islam good and hard.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:09 PM (UnA8+)

461 451 May and Merkel both condemn Trump for resisting the commie haters. England and Germany have made up, and now think an EU un-elected dictatorship would serve Europe well. We're all globalists now.

Soon May will be outta there.. and Shaky McShaky doesn't look any too healthy

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 01:09 PM (O2RFr)

462 457
Astrophysics aside, if they stage from a lunar orbit, NASA gets a much larger budget to do the lunar work before going to Mars.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 01:09 PM (axyOa)

=============

NASA's unofficial motto.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (VyAV0)

463 Many stay silent because of the nasty in your face loony libs here.

So the loony libs didn't get the "Minnesota nice" memo?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (VNsf1)

464 @418 "She comes across as 50% tramp".


Would that be her Indian, dot not feather, side or her slave owning Jamaican side?

Posted by: Kemp at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (LXzdB)

465 So then the Apollo program, created FUBU is really real, and wasn't all some Hollywood studio put up job.

Well I'll be damned, another conspiracy blown to shit.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (37IEG)

466 Hollywood is officially out of ideas.

They are remaking the Creepshow series.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (ePjOB)

467 Astrophysics aside, if they stage from a lunar orbit, NASA gets a much larger budget to do the lunar work before going to Mars.
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Yes, and I think there are other reasons for the lunar orbit approach, too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (hjaPQ)

468 Well the Apollo program was created by whitmen for whitemen.


They left behind a restricted country club on the Moon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (ccIpV)

469 I've also heard that in MN people said she was an idiot who was too thick to follow the legislative process.

Are there any anecdotes, or just anonymous adjectives?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM

Hard to say as the local press here couldn't stop humping her hijab because ooohh muslim woman! We're sooo woke!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (H4VdJ)

470 I invented the moon.

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (vtcmf)

471 I think the crazy lefty branch of Judaism styles itself Reformed. But aren't most lefty Jews atheists or unaffiliated?

Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (p997d)

472 There was one funeral (maybe Nelson Mandela) where DogEater is doing selfies with other world leaders. Unbelievable ...
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 01:09 PM (WqPYg)


Isn't that the funeral where he was trying to gong on the Danish PM, to Mooch's delight?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (VNsf1)

473
One of the people over at RedState is speculating that Reid Hoffmann (LinkedIn founder, and Democrat Party/Big Tech lynchpin) is going to be implicated in this Epstein document dump.

I'd sure love that. Hoffmann is a truly nasty guy, and a dangerous one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (AzW6q)

474 There was one funeral (maybe Nelson Mandela) where DogEater is doing selfies with other world leaders. Unbelievable ...


Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 01:09 PM (WqPYg)

It was and it was with the hot Dutch PM. Moochie was not happy about it.

Posted by: Kemp at July 19, 2019 01:11 PM (LXzdB)

475 No; Rev. Winger is a Lutheran. There are plenty of conservative Lutherans in the LCMS and some of the other branches. As with most mainline Protestant denominations, the clergy as a whole tends to be more liberal than many of the people in the pews.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

The ELCA (Evangelical Lutheran Churc in America) is pretty Liberal - Left.

The Suomi Synod (a lot of Scandinavians) used to be more conservative, but I have no idea where they stand now.

The Missouri Synod (LCMS- Lutheran Church of the Missouri Synod) was always more conservative (my late mother used to tut-tut about that years ago) but they seem to have stayed by their principles.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 19, 2019 01:11 PM (vcOmj)

476 People will die trying to get to Mars, a space program first.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 01:11 PM (ILUPz)

477 I met a Lutheran pastor in Boulder County last year. A leftist clique had recently thrown him out.

I don't talk bad about Lutherans or even (much) about Luther himself. if he turned Germans away from the Church at least he tried to keep them from joining total cults like the Anabaptists.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 01:11 PM (zvCh4)

478 They left behind a restricted country club on the Moon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (ccIpV)
Who's going to take the drink orders, clean the shoes and carry the golfbags?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 01:11 PM (37IEG)

479 Joe Biden (D-Uncanny Valley)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 01:11 PM (ccIpV)

480 476 People will die trying to get to Mars, a space program first.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 01:11 PM (ILUPz)

==========

People died trying to get to the Moon. Apollo 1.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (VyAV0)

481 418 "She comes across as 50% tramp".


Trump vs. Tramp. A battle for the ages. Last time. Tramp paid him.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (t6MX/)

482 What about The Huguenots?

Can I shit on them as a group?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (VyAV0)


Words fail

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (GaXyD)

483 479 Joe Biden (D-Uncanny Valley)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 01:11 PM (ccIpV)

==========

So, the cast of Cats elected him?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (VyAV0)

484 Are you ready to impeach Trump now?

ThinkProgress
@thinkprogress
Call it the Trump heat wave: The current scorcher is just a taste of what's coming

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (+y/Ru)

485 The phrase "The jews" is far more ambiguous than "lutherans." Not many who rant about "the jews" are principally obsessed with judaism.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (H5knJ)

486 In deep space, not on the launch pad

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (ILUPz)

487 Trump took several shots at "Ahn-Gah-Lah" during that same rally. The MFM is so busy being outrageously outraged over "Send Her Back" that Merkel isn't getting her share of the victimhood. So she's tryna git sum.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (O8WFE)

488 "Aha, Sauron bids thee welcome Gandalf." *sassy grin*

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (1RvA7)

489 NBC has just confirmed that 48% of Americans are RACYSTS!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (so+oy)

490 Who's going to take the drink orders, clean the shoes and carry the golfbags?




Underpaid aliens, just like here.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (ccIpV)

491 482
What about The Huguenots?



Can I shit on them as a group?



Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (VyAV0)

Puritans are certified okay.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (37IEG)

492 484 Are you ready to impeach Trump now?

ThinkProgress
@thinkprogress
Call it the Trump heat wave: The current scorcher is just a taste of what's coming
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (+y/Ru)

===========

Our carbon emissions are down since Trump became president!

So, they wish that we were more like Europe and actually increased emissions while signing onto an agreement that said we would lower them?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (VyAV0)

493 410 398 Odds Trump wins Minnesota?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:01 PM (2TR6I)


50-50
Posted by: Ha at July 19, 2019 01:03 PM (MAstk)
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I was pretty confident until 2018 happened. Absolute bloodbath. Measures will be taken to ensure it happens again.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (Xvo1a)

494 Are there goats on Mars?

Posted by: Little Omar at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (vtcmf)

495 "What about The Huguenots?

Can I shit on them as a group?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,"


Yes.

Posted by: Cardinal Richielieu at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (OD2ni)

496 One of the things I miss most about Barry O., was him sitting on the front row of Every Single Funeral he attended while in office, chewing gum.

Classy.

And yet there was this bizarre myth about how much class he brought to the Whitehouse.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (JgA4k)

497 PDT campaign selling plastic straws...
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/
1152036339283443712

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (Dh1wo)

498
Underpaid aliens, just like here.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (ccIpV)
ISWYDT!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (37IEG)

499 PDT would probably have another 15 points on his approval rating if not for the 24/7 ORANGEMANBAD propaganda from all the MFM outlets.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (NWiLs)

500 I had to go open another browser to actually see Choo Choo's face. Lord, he looks ridiculous. Even Robert Redford and the late Burt Reynolds' plastic surgeons are saying, "whoa!"

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (JoUsr)

501 ThinkProgress
@thinkprogress
Call it the Trump heat wave: The current scorcher is just a taste of what's coming
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (+y/Ru)


Next article: why AC is bad.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (VNsf1)

502 495 "What about The Huguenots?

Can I shit on them as a group?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,"


Yes.
Posted by: Cardinal Richielieu at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (OD2ni)

==========

Do you know any musketeers?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (VyAV0)

503 467 Astrophysics aside, if they stage from a lunar orbit, NASA gets a much larger budget to do the lunar work before going to Mars.
---
Yes, and I think there are other reasons for the lunar orbit approach, too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (hjaPQ)

Such as not having to lift out of Earth's gravity well. But all that assumes regular, heavy transport to the Moon and we're not there yet.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (RD7QR)

504 484 Are you ready to impeach Trump now?

ThinkProgress
@thinkprogress
Call it the Trump heat wave: The current scorcher is just a taste of what's coming
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 01:12 PM (+y/Ru)

It's called summer, FFS

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (Ez6QX)

505 Having grown up Lutheran, I suspect the Somali immigration issue was a decent idea that got way out of hand and went wrong. In the 70's, the Lutheran's led everyone in bringing in and sponsoring Vietnamese, families who had been US allies and who were suddenly being abandoned to the Communists. The Vietnamese universally worked very hard to assimilate and become full fledged Americans in every way. It looks to me like some tried to repeat that with Somalis beginning under Clinton - but Somali's don't have anywhere near the work ethic, plus they're poisoned by Islam, which none of the Vietnamese were.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (Kpl3J)

506
Do you know any musketeers?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (VyAV0)
Three of them, or is it four. All for one, every man for himself.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 01:15 PM (37IEG)

507 496 One of the things I miss most about Barry O., was him sitting on the front row of Every Single Funeral he attended while in office, chewing gum.

Classy.

And yet there was this bizarre myth about how much class he brought to the Whitehouse.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (JgA4k)

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I think I loved how the media went after W for golfing through the first couple of years of his presidency and then were completely silent about Obama's constant golfing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:15 PM (VyAV0)

508 What about The Huguenots?

Can I shit on them as a group?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:07 PM (VyAV0)
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You're talking about my ancestors, there.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 19, 2019 01:15 PM (iB1oa)

509 nothing shows respect for the office of the presidency like propping up your dog-feces coated shoes onto the Oval Office desk.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 01:15 PM (zvCh4)

510 One of the people over at RedState is speculating that Reid Hoffmann (LinkedIn founder, and Democrat Party/Big Tech lynchpin) is going to be implicated in this Epstein document dump.


It would be awesome if this went full #MeToo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 01:15 PM (ccIpV)

511 And yet there was this bizarre myth about how much class he brought to the Whitehouse.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (JgA4k)


Yet he put his stinky feet up on the Resolute desk, the desk made from the timber of a ship that helped to stop the slave trade.

Imagine if an American had done that. "Disrespecting the slaves, and those who ended the slave trade!!!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 01:15 PM (VNsf1)

512 500 I had to go open another browser to actually see Choo Choo's face. Lord, he looks ridiculous. Even Robert Redford and the late Burt Reynolds' plastic surgeons are saying, "whoa!"
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (JoUsr)

"Aftershave?"

"No, Embalming Fluid!"

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:16 PM (UnA8+)

513 "The phrase 'The Jews' is far more ambiguous than 'Lutherans.'"

Really? Do you think all Lutherans are Minnesota leftists? What exactly is less ambiguous about "The Lutherans"?

Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 01:16 PM (eAZVt)

514 I think I loved how the media went after W for golfing through the first couple of years of his presidency and then were completely silent about Obama's constant golfing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:15 PM (VyAV0)


Golfing? Is that what he was doing? He looked like he was having a seizure while holding a golf club.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 01:16 PM (VNsf1)

515 One of the people over at RedState is speculating that Reid Hoffmann (LinkedIn founder, and Democrat Party/Big Tech lynchpin) is going to be implicated in this Epstein document dump.

Oooo, this puts my schadenboner at one-quarter impulse power...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:16 PM (NWiLs)

516 I expect the trip to Mars will be an order of magnitude more dangerous than a trip to the moon due to much longer duration. Also so much lag in communication. They will be pretty much on their own for months totally dependent on non redundant and complex systems. We will lose whole crews.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 01:16 PM (cb/hk)

517 Survey Monkey is to quality polling as Mad Dog is to Chateau Lafite.

SM is an online poll only.

However, the trend line for all the polls is UP, slightly, so there's that.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2019 01:17 PM (Cssks)

518 One of the things I miss most about Barry O., was him sitting on the front row of Every Single Funeral he attended while in office, chewing gum.

Classy.

And yet there was this bizarre myth about how much class he brought to the Whitehouse.
========

There's nothing classier than the photos of Mooch scratching and digging at her crotch.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 19, 2019 01:17 PM (vg8iE)

519 500
I had to go open another browser to actually see Choo Choo's face.
Lord, he looks ridiculous. Even Robert Redford and the late Burt
Reynolds' plastic surgeons are saying, "whoa!"

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (JoUsr)

Joe Biden: Yeah, I'd like a face like a frisbee and teeth that will scare little girls into submission.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 01:17 PM (t6MX/)

520 "Biden has had all kinds of face work. You remember those days he just "disappeared?" I think he was having his face stretched smooth."

Stretched, ironed - all the same.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 01:17 PM (hLRSq)

521 ---------
I was pretty confident until 2018 happened. Absolute bloodbath. Measures will be taken to ensure it happens again.
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 19, 2019 01:13 PM (Xvo1a)


See 2010 and 2012.

Posted by: Ha at July 19, 2019 01:17 PM (MAstk)

522 509 nothing shows respect for the office of the presidency like propping up your dog-feces coated shoes onto the Oval Office desk.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 01:15 PM (zvCh4)


It's worse even than that. See #511.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 01:17 PM (VNsf1)

523 I don't talk bad about Lutherans or even (much) about Luther himself. if he turned Germans away from the Church at least he tried to keep them from joining total cults like the Anabaptists.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 01:11 PM (zvCh4)

If Ana had made a credible profession of faith, it would've been fine.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:17 PM (NWiLs)

524 Hollywood is officially out of ideas.

They are remaking the Creepshow series.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (ePjOB)


You know what show was very very creepy and had nothing at all to do with the IP after which it was titled?

Friday the 13th The Series.




Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 19, 2019 01:17 PM (GbPPJ)

525 Lutherans are just poor Episcopalians from Dirty Scandi land. The Episcopal church now even shares communion with them.

They must have reached their gay priest quota?

Posted by: Kemp at July 19, 2019 01:17 PM (LXzdB)

526 And honestly, it was the "*spit*" that set me off. GFY, LGoP.

Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2019 01:18 PM (eAZVt)

527 Astrophysics aside, if they stage from a lunar orbit, NASA gets a much larger budget to do the lunar work before going to Mars.
---
Yes, and I think there are other reasons for the lunar orbit approach, too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

...................

They are going to set up robot mines on the moon.. underground ice can be turned into rocket fuel.

They will easily boost the fuel into orbit, so a Mars mission can fuel up before heading out.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2019 01:18 PM (so+oy)

528 There's nothing classier than the photos of Mooch scratching and digging at her crotch.

Yet she was just chosen as the most admired "woman" in the World

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 01:18 PM (O2RFr)

529 "Do you know any musketeers?"

There's some down in the candy machine.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 01:18 PM (hLRSq)

530 There's nothing classier than the photos of Mooch scratching and digging at her crotch.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 19, 2019 01:17 PM (vg8iE)

Nuh-uh.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (t6MX/)

531 When I say now, cut her loose.

Posted by: Angela Merkel's Husband at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (2cuLk)

532 I'll get you to warp 10, Insom

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (JlT9X)

533 Always thought missionary was supposed to go over there and help the people find God and teach them how to help themselves.



Not to bring them over here for free lunch.

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 12:44 PM (GaXyD)


Precisely.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (w+jpq)

534 There's nothing classier than the photos of Mooch scratching and digging at her crotch.

C'mon, "she" was wearing a cup. You know how uncomfortable those are.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (VNsf1)

535 Remember in 2016 how people talked about Trump's ceiling?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (1RvA7)

536 515
Oooo, this puts my schadenboner at one-quarter impulse power...
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:16 PM (NWiLs)

==========

Okay, we're well into OT territory, so I'm gonna springboard:

One of the reasons that I consider Star Trek to be techno-fantasy instead of science fiction is the inertial dampener. It's a piece of sciency nonsense that gets mentioned a lot on the show.

It's supposed to prevent the stresses of going at high speeds from affecting the crew inside. If you don't have it on, you shouldn't be able to go faster than 1/4 impulse without becoming jelly.

Well, how many times do inertial dampeners go offline in Star Trek and they end up going faster than 1/4 impulse anyway without everyone dying horribly? It's pretty frequent.

There's nothing close to serious thought in terms of the science of Star Trek.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (VyAV0)

537 One of the people over at RedState is speculating that Reid Hoffmann (LinkedIn founder, and Democrat Party/Big Tech lynchpin) is going to be implicated in this Epstein document dump.



I hope this brings down a lot of those lefty assholes. Of course the MFM will do its best to cover up as much as possible

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (kw5n8)

538 This is kind of delicious:

Sanders Campaign Battles with Staff Demanding $15 Hourly Pay

https://tinyurl.com/yxdzp4p4

Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (aXucN)

539 528 There's nothing classier than the photos of Mooch scratching and digging at her crotch.

Yet she was just chosen as the most admired "woman" in the World
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 01:18 PM (O2RFr)

Sometimes a guy's balls itch...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:20 PM (NWiLs)

540 I expect the trip to Mars will be an order of magnitude more dangerous than a trip to the moon due to much longer duration. Also so much lag in communication. They will be pretty much on their own for months totally dependent on non redundant and complex systems. We will lose whole crews.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 01:16 PM

****

All built by the lowest bidder.

Worse than that crap Star Fleet buys. That shit is always breaking down.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 01:20 PM (axyOa)

541 I hope this brings down a lot of those lefty assholes. Of course the MFM will do its best to cover up as much as possible

Trying their hardest to connect Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 01:20 PM (O2RFr)

542 "You know what show was very very creepy and had nothing at all to do with the IP after which it was titled?

Friday the 13th The Series.

Posted by: alexthechick"

My teenage self had a crush on the red head from that show. I think she was creepy in real life.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 01:20 PM (OD2ni)

543 Biden's morphing into Jimmuh Carter.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 19, 2019 01:20 PM (COzlW)

544 I do remember the story, told here a while back, about the Jew who was cast away on a desert island, all by himself. He was there long enough to build himself a house out of palm leaves and tree trunks, and he also built 2 synagogues. When rescuers finally reached him, they said "wow, you did so much work here! But tell us, why did you build 2 synagogues?"

And the man replied "Well, this one here is where I fulfill my Religious obligations. And that one over there is the Synagogue I would never set foot in!!!" (Spits!)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 01:20 PM (Kpl3J)

545 Having grown up Lutheran, I suspect the Somali immigration issue was a decent idea that got way out of hand and went wrong. In the 70's, the Lutheran's led everyone in bringing in and sponsoring Vietnamese, families who had been US allies and who were suddenly being abandoned to the Communists. The Vietnamese universally worked very hard to assimilate and become full fledged Americans in every way. It looks to me like some tried to repeat that with Somalis beginning under Clinton - but Somali's don't have anywhere near the work ethic, plus they're poisoned by Islam, which none of the Vietnamese were.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM

In St. Paul where I grew up, we had a huge influx of Hmong folks brought here. There was some culture shock on both sides. But eventually people realized they were mostly hard working folks who were very centered on their families. They blended for the most part in while keeping traditions without being in your face about it. The Somali's on the other hand. Yea, Most of them are rude, self entitled and don't like the America that took them in. They don't want to assimilate or improve it, they want it to be a shit hole like where they came from.Lutheran social services got paid for every person they brought there. They can GFTemsleves.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2019 01:20 PM (H4VdJ)

546 537 One of the people over at RedState is speculating that Reid Hoffmann (LinkedIn founder, and Democrat Party/Big Tech lynchpin) is going to be implicated in this Epstein document dump.

I hope this brings down a lot of those lefty assholes. Of course the MFM will do its best to cover up as much as possible
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (kw5n


Oh, please, let it be true. The MFM will want to cover it up, but ... clicks and ratings. What to do? What to do?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (VNsf1)

547 That Biden wax model looks relatively lifelike.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (YjP3H)

548 You can beat that the 'Think Progress" people are not eschewing air conditioned cars and homes, and are using electric fans instead of fanning each other with fans made of natural organic grass.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (+0VWg)

549 541 I hope this brings down a lot of those lefty assholes. Of course the MFM will do its best to cover up as much as possible

Trying their hardest to connect Trump
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 01:20 PM (O2RFr)

==========

"We got rid of Al Franken for touching some boobs through a flak jacket! Isn't that enough!?!"
-Lefty, using their body as a shield to protect every prominent Democrat of the last 20 years

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (VyAV0)

550 Mebbe smooch had a ballsack tick?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (cb/hk)

551 The Curse of Bidenhotep.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (UnA8+)

552 532 I'll get you to warp 10, Insom
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (JlT9X)

Raise the shields and load the photon torpedoes!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (NWiLs)

553 Plastic surgery/body work is being done by younger and younger people seeking to *improve* their appearance.

Soon most 20/25 year olds will not resemble their natural selves. Then the baby comes and ...
What the Hell is That?

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (GaXyD)

554 This is kind of delicious:

Sanders Campaign Battles with Staff Demanding $15 Hourly Pay

https://tinyurl.com/yxdzp4p4
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (aXucN)



Lefty agenda for thee not for me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (kw5n8)

555 I thought they already decided that going to Mars was going to be a one way death trip.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (r+sAi)

556 There's nothing close to serious thought in terms of the science of Star Trek.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (VyAV0)



Chompers.

That was a very poorly written episode!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (GbPPJ)

557 555 I thought they already decided that going to Mars was going to be a one way death trip.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (r+sAi)

=========

Just send Matt Damon.

We always go back for Matt Damon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:22 PM (VyAV0)

558 "You know what show was very very creepy and had nothing at all to do with the IP after which it was titled?

Friday the 13th The Series.

Posted by: alexthechick"

My teenage self had a crush on the red head from that show. I think she was creepy in real life.

========

I was just gonna say, is that the series with that very pretty redhead? I remember that! It was good.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 19, 2019 01:22 PM (JoUsr)

559 Remember in 2016 how people talked about Trump's ceiling?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (1RvA7)


Yes. And every week brought further proof that it was all over for Donald Trump. As other candidates dropped out their voters will go over to all of the other "not-Trump" candidates and - what's that? They didn't? They went for Trump? For that Orange Goomba?!?

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! - Derpy McMedia, Pundit of the Conventional Wisdom

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 01:22 PM (hLRSq)

560 556 There's nothing close to serious thought in terms of the science of Star Trek.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (VyAV0)


Chompers.

That was a very poorly written episode!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM (GbPPJ)

===========

Whoever wrote this episode should die!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:22 PM (VyAV0)

561 fake teeth, fake hair, fake skin, fake speechwriter.

I'll be fake sad when he's gone.

Posted by: x at July 19, 2019 01:22 PM (nFwvY)

562 There's nothing close to serious thought in terms of the science of Star Trek.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (VyAV0)

not to mention that with all that FTL travel the Earth should be about 20 billion years old and the sun going nova by the time they make it back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 01:22 PM (Kpl3J)

563 >>And yet there was this bizarre myth about how much class he brought to the Whitehouse.

Ah yes, the boozy parties with celebrities, who were allowed to tweet selfies from the situation room, livestream themselves skateboarding around the west wing, and selfies of themselves flipping the bird at the Reagan portrait.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (bDqIh)

564 546 537 One of the people over at RedState is speculating that Reid Hoffmann (LinkedIn founder, and Democrat Party/Big Tech lynchpin) is going to be implicated in this Epstein document dump.

I hope this brings down a lot of those lefty assholes. Of course the MFM will do its best to cover up as much as possible
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (kw5n


Just so the DOJ does its job.

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (GaXyD)

565 I'm starting to freak out from that picture of Joe Biden. It's like he's a grinning spider death clown who knows that he'll be chasing me through a nightmare tonight and it makes him gleefully happy.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (RD7QR)

566 The biggest threat to any crew headed to Mars is months and months of exposure to radiation. It will take a shitload of shielding to keep them from frying. And in space, weight is very expensive.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (axyOa)

567 562 There's nothing close to serious thought in terms of the science of Star Trek.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (VyAV0)

not to mention that with all that FTL travel the Earth should be about 20 billion years old and the sun going nova by the time they make it back.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 01:22 PM (Kpl3J)

=========

Yeah, warp speed ended up getting retconned in that show at least three times.

I think the current explanation is that it creates wormholes, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (VyAV0)

568 I vas juss sinking... i cud really go for a Shakeys Pizza

Posted by: Angela Merkel at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (8EHq+)

569
Well, how many times do inertial dampeners go
offline in Star Trek and they end up going faster than 1/4 impulse
anyway without everyone dying horribly? It's pretty frequent.



There's nothing close to serious thought in terms of the science of Star Trek.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (VyAV0)
They use special thick air and their comm's badge contains a device that allows them to move through it as if it were normal.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (37IEG)

570 "One of the people over at RedState is speculating that Reid Hoffmann (LinkedIn founder, and Democrat Party/Big Tech lynchpin) is going to be implicated in this Epstein document dump."


It is fascinating that guy got rich since LinkedIn is the most useless social media site. My brother uses it to give goof endorsements to his buddies with double entendres about their dick size.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (OD2ni)

571 David French just ordered a rope, a chair, and a ceiling joist from Amazon Prime.
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I larfed.

Posted by: simplemind at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (C6xeQ)

572 And in space, weight is very expensive.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (axyOa)

Now you're fat-shaming.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

573 You can beat that the 'Think Progress" people are not eschewing air conditioned cars and homes, and are using electric fans instead of fanning each other with fans made of natural organic grass.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 01:21 PM



Well of course not. They smoking the natural organic grass.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 01:24 PM (ejd/p)

574 #Merkel on Trump #Squad comments: "I distance myself completely from these statements and feel solidarity with the women"


======


Huh. A German Chancellor sympathizing with anti-semites. Now, where have I heard that one before?



Posted by: McLurkerson at July 19, 2019 01:24 PM (Prro8)

575 https://hrld.us/2GkvLQf
*******
Sheriff investigates own handling of Jeffrey Epstein case | Miami Herald

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 01:24 PM (BqBId)

576 Huh. A German Chancellor sympathizing with anti-semites. Now, where have I heard that one before?



Posted by: McLurkerson at July 19, 2019 01:24 PM (Prro

She's gonna take a Grand Mufti dive.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (NWiLs)

577 Mood

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (ql3m8)

578 569
Well, how many times do inertial dampeners go
offline in Star Trek and they end up going faster than 1/4 impulse
anyway without everyone dying horribly? It's pretty frequent.



There's nothing close to serious thought in terms of the science of Star Trek.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:19 PM (VyAV0)
They use special thick air and their comm's badge contains a device that allows them to move through it as if it were normal.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (37IEG)

==========

And that's the sort of explanation that the writers would come up with and the die hard fans would end up accepting.

They love this aura of scienciness to the show, but they admit (I'm thinking of Rich in the RLM review of ST Season 2) that all they want is some sciency sounding explanation for the nonsense. It's not science fiction (which is grounded in science), it's fantasy with rules.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (VyAV0)

579 Huh. A German Chancellor sympathizing with anti-semites. Now, where have I heard that one before?

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 19, 2019 01:24 PM (Prro


Nice!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (t6MX/)

580 "I'm starting to freak out from that picture of Joe Biden. It's like he's a grinning spider death clown who knows that he'll be chasing me through a nightmare tonight and it makes him gleefully happy.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody"


It reminds me of the scene in There's Something About Mary when Matt Dillon shows up with the obviously fake teeth. "Cough it up Choppers."

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (OD2ni)

581 Worse than that crap Star Fleet buys. That shit is always breaking down.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 01:20 PM (axyOa)




Scotty: Captain, I'm doing the best I can do. I canna make it go any faster

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (kw5n8)

582 Nood

Posted by: fish...thelowercaseone at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (rOqP4)

583
509 nothing shows respect for the office of the presidency like propping up your dog-feces coated shoes onto the Oval Office desk.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 01:15 PM (zvCh4)


Or when he just tossed the flower down at the 9/11 Memorial

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (TAmPV)

584 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 19, 2019 01:25 PM (pbg54)

585 And in space, weight is very expensive.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (axyOa)
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Mass. Weight is a function of gravitational acceleration.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 19, 2019 01:26 PM (iB1oa)

586 And

Dr. Robert Epstein told Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) on Tuesday that Google can manipulate votes by using tools that they have at their disposal exclusively, and that no one can counteract them.

[2.6 to 10.4 million is the range]

Epstein warned the senator of big tech election meddling during his testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee Hearing on "Google and Censorship . through Search Engines" on Tuesday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNvgl38TLvI

Posted by: Causal Observer at July 19, 2019 01:26 PM (GaXyD)

587 That picture of Joey smiling looks suspiciously like the Grinch smiling in the original cartoon special.

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 01:26 PM (gmo/4)

588 And in space, weight is very expensive.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 01:23 PM (axyOa)

Now you're fat-shaming.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 01:24 PM

***

Ha!
Well, you're the one with an invitation to Sickbay with Nurse Chapel.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 01:26 PM (axyOa)

589 I was just gonna say, is that the series with that very pretty redhead? I remember that! It was good.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 19, 2019 01:22 PM (JoUsr)



Yup. I just checked and it doesn't look like it's streaming anywhere.

However, youtube seems to have the full episodes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 19, 2019 01:27 PM (GbPPJ)

590 It's like he's a grinning spider death clown who knows that he'll be chasing me through a nightmare tonight and it makes him gleefully happy.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody

Yes, but when he catches you He just holds you down and sniffs you for a few minutes.

Posted by: Vanya at July 19, 2019 01:27 PM (67vsh)

591 There's nothing close to serious thought in terms of the science of Star Trek.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds

this

Posted by: The Force, Space Cantina Muppets, JarJar, light saber, I'll be back in 2 parsecs at July 19, 2019 01:27 PM (nFwvY)

592 All we need to do to get to Mars is figure out how to bend gravity. Shoosh.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 01:27 PM (2LelM)

593 They will be pretty much on their own for months totally dependent on non redundant and complex systems. We will lose whole crews.



*****


And by the time they get back the apes will be in charge and the Statue of Liberty will be laying in the sand.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 01:27 PM (mvenn)

594
Epstein document dump.

Posted by: TheQuietMan

=======

There's a document dump? I've lost track. That's pretty cool, but I suppose we'll have to rely on leaks to find out what's in it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 01:29 PM (M9ntN)

595 505 Having grown up Lutheran, I suspect the Somali immigration issue was a decent idea that got way out of hand and went wrong. In the 70's, the Lutheran's led everyone in bringing in and sponsoring Vietnamese, families who had been US allies and who were suddenly being abandoned to the Communists. The Vietnamese universally worked very hard to assimilate and become full fledged Americans in every way. It looks to me like some tried to repeat that with Somalis beginning under Clinton - but Somali's don't have anywhere near the work ethic, plus they're poisoned by Islam, which none of the Vietnamese were.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 01:14 PM (Kpl3J)

======================

Lutherans developed this large organization that pulled in federal dollars and employed lots of people in sensitive, caring and prestigious jobs.

Do you think they were going to just shut it down?

Hell no, the people employed needed a new bunch of refugees, and the Somalis were there. The gravy train kept rolling. The federal money kept rolling in, and so did the dollars from charitable people.

Just try to shut down a charity gravy train. You cannot do it. It is like trying to shut down a government bureaucracy.

Posted by: rd at July 19, 2019 01:29 PM (EK+Pw)

596 The Deep State will do everything in its power to destroy the economy next year.
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15 dollar minimum wage.

(I think a lot of union wages are indexed to the minimum wage like plumber apprentice gets minimum wage plus 3 dollars an hour and it stair steps up)

So the knock on effects of the rise in the minimum wage are just going to effect entry level jobs. The whole economy will get an ice bath. If it doesn't pass, then the dems will run on the republicans hate poor people.

Also its a straight up bribe to get the unions to vote for them again. If the union guys are smart they'll realize long term job security is worth more than a quick pay raise.... we'll see

Posted by: simplemind at July 19, 2019 01:30 PM (C6xeQ)

597 Not just going to effect entry level jobs

early onset alz is a pain . . .

Posted by: simplemind at July 19, 2019 01:31 PM (C6xeQ)

598 >>Mebbe smooch had a ballsack tick?
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Yeah, his name is Barry.

Posted by: Avoator at July 19, 2019 01:31 PM (2cuLk)

599 If NBC's cooked polls put Trump at 48% he's probably closer to 55%

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 19, 2019 03:26 PM (ABuva)

The Morning Rant

talking ape.jpg

"After Trump called out the commies on the Squawk Squad for being un-American provocateurs at his campaign rally in Greenville, NC, out came the GOP cuck contingent, all competing to out-cuck each other with their 'Well, I never' and 'tut-tut' as they collapsed on their fainting couches. I think Trump has caused them all to come down with medical conditions: Ben Shapiro needs to consult his gynecologist to check for a yeast infection. Mitt Romney has sore nipples and I think David French is actually lactating. And Jonah Goldberg may actually have to buy a bra. Tom Nichols missed his period, which means he could be pregnant.

Some clown named Robert Tracinski, who writes for The Bulwark, an online publication for squealing teenaged girls, has come down with a really bad case of PMS and then late in the day, Evan MacMullin got hit with severe menstrual cramps. Very debilitating, let me tell you. Unfortunately, this rally caught him during one of his 'heavy flow' days, so it'll be touch and go with him for awhile. But not to worry, Hugh Hewitt seems to be fine, all he needs to do is powder his vagina and he'll be OK.

But seriously, where all these guys when you need them? Where are they when CNN compares Trump rallies to Nazi parades? When have they ever called out the anti-Americanism of the commie Squawk Squad? Or when some idiot on MSNBC says that all Trump supporters are racists? The only people they ever seem to be interested in criticizing is Trump, and other conservatives. It's as of they've made some sort of secret treaty with progressives to be as ineffective as possible. And they're doing a damn good job of it, because they're all freaking useless. They don't want to fight anyone (except Trump), they can't be counted on (except to bash Trump), can't be trusted (except to sit on their hands) and they never do anything (except backstab anyone in their own party).

And now the mittelschmerz mafia is on a crying jag because the crowd trash-talked Ilian Omar during the Trump rally. Whoop de do. Considering that Trump supporters have been called racist, nazis, homophobes, white supremacists, etc., by the Democrats for years now, is that really so horrible? Also, clown show CNN reporter Brian Karem yelled "Go home!" at Seb Gorka during the White House social media summit last week, but I didn't hear any of the GOP girly men complain about that, nor anybody else, for that matter. Did you?

It boils down to this: the far left progressives want us deplatformed. The GOP cucks want us to be civil. In what universe does that make sense?"




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CNN Bint Wants A Ritualistic Denunciation of Trump - And They're Having NONE of It:





This Week Trump Be All Like:

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Also Trump:

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Hooray For Bollywood!

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And here's another photo.



"I Don't Think So, Tim."

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(Please don't go looking for a connection between today's celebs, there isn't any - to my knowledge)



Wednesday's celebs: Lainie Kazan and Joseph Bologna, who were in the hilarious film My Favorite Year.



Friday Shoe Pr0n:

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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Brownie Sundaes:

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Comments

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1 Hola amigos

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM (gC2IV)

2 meep meep motherfuckinghampsterfuckers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM (d7Ww2)

3 dammit duke!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM (d7Ww2)

4 th

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 11:17 AM (JFO2v)

5 2 meep meep motherfuckinghampsterfuckers!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM (d7Ww2)


You're certainly feisty today.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:17 AM (wo+B3)

6 I'm no Bollywood fancier or expert, so no idea on her. The guy is Richard something, from Tim Allen's Home Improvement series, and who now does compact garden hose commercials.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:17 AM (ClOmq)

7 brownie sundae's are obviously racist

Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (dm05u)

8 Top ten?

Posted by: cornbred at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (XHsbw)

9 >>Some clown named Robert Tracinski, who writes for The Bulwark,


Who?????


OM: better shoe porn - thanks!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (bDqIh)

10 Got a sugar rush jus' lookin' at that brownie.

Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (ykq7q)

11 Ah, Richard Karn.


And the girl in the shoe closet should have been barefoot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (ClOmq)

12 Maybe Richard Karn hosted an episode of Bollywood Family Feud.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (oZ6kz)

13 7 brownie sundae's are obviously racist
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (dm05u)


Maybe so, but I'd bet you'd wolf one right down.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (wo+B3)

14 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (VyAV0)

15 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (arJlL)

16 Shoe girl is hotter than Boolywood girl

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (cspJy)

17

Is it Tool Time?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (aKsyK)

18 Mia Sara

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (aS1PU)

19 WHOOT!

it's Friday!

so, SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (d7Ww2)

20 The FNM: America is full of NAZIs committing genocide against "people of color"

Also the FNM: Telling people to flee genocide is racist.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (WdocV)

21 She's lovely, but is there anyone in Bollywood prettier than Aishwarya Rai?

"Bride and Prejudice" FTW

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)

22 9 >>Some clown named Robert Tracinski, who writes for The Bulwark,
Who?????

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (bDqIh)


That's what many people on Twitter were asking yesterday.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (wo+B3)

23 AOC needs to be more prominent in the poster and Ringo Presley less so, IMHO

Posted by: Josephistan's new phone at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (J3inX)

24 Helloooooooo again, nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (NWiLs)

25 Maybe so, but I'd bet you'd wolf one right down.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (wo+B3)

It's the only way to defeat the patriarchy!

Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (dm05u)

26 Balay balay indeed!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (RD7QR)

27 Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (BmxiN)

28 If f*cking your brother is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (WdocV)

29 Beautiful dessert, hot chick from Bollywood.

Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (p997d)

30 Mia Sara

Me Tarzan.

Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (arJlL)

31 ( Waiting until fertile comments to riff on)..... wait for it.... wait for it....

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (90T4r)

32 Mmmmm brownies a la mode!

Posted by: cornbred at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (XHsbw)

33 Was Tracinski arrested for something something? Wasn't he a congresscritter once upon a time? The name rings a discordant bell but I'm too lazy to look it up.

Whatever, he's just another man without a party. Hates the right but is in turn hated by the left.

Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (oGBso)

34 ok, I gotta work. yall behave!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (d7Ww2)

35 Ayanna "Harry Steinfeldt" Pressley shouldn't even be on the poster.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (oZ6kz)

36 16 Uh, no.

Posted by: rammajamma at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (SwWMX)

37 The French Davidians are the first confirmed examples of soy-based humanoid lifeforms.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (NWiLs)

38 "American whites as always will not give up power unless it's taken from them... Liberals need to be as Lincolnesque as possible in this endeavor, but we also need to be Lincolnesque in our commitment to winning American's latest race war"
--Kevin Drum

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (39g3+)

39 Every time I hear them called "the Squad" I hear the intro to Homestar Runner's "Teen Girl Squad" in my head:

"Cheerleader! So and So! What's Her Face! The Ugly One!"

Posted by: not the mama at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (t2AQi)

40 21 She's lovely, but is there anyone in Bollywood prettier than Aishwarya Rai?
"Bride and Prejudice" FTW

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)


She's lovely. I'll have to save a few pics of her for use later.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (wo+B3)

41 I posted this in the morning report thread but got willowed....

@PoliticalKathy

Miss World America's State/National/Chief Director accused me of being racist, Islamaphobic, and insensitive.

They stripped me of my Miss Michigan title due to my refusal to try on a hijab in 2018, my tweet about black on black gun violence, and "insensitive" statistical tweets.

https://tinyurl.com/y3vbxpa9

She posted pics of the letter to her, her letter back to them and the text msgs. between them. It's insane.

Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (cF8AT)

42 That Bollywood has the perfect mouth. The only thing that could make it more perfect is if it were wrapped around my swinging richard.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (bWBdM)

43 28 If f*cking your brother is wrong, I don't want to be right.
---
Al Green?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (hjaPQ)

44 35 Ayanna "Harry Steinfeldt" Pressley shouldn't even be on the poster.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (oZ6kz)

explain the baseball reference?

she just looks like an ex-con to me

Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (dm05u)

45 dammit duke!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM


As Heterodoculus observed, the early woodpecker gets the first grub.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (a2e9b)

46 I thought Robert Tracinski wrote for The Federalist. I think, however, he is a neverTrumper.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (JgA4k)

47 38 Molon Labe Mr. Drum - anytime baby.

Posted by: rammajamma at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (SwWMX)

48 So who wants to dance on top of a train to Chaiyyaa Chaiyyaa?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (NWiLs)

49 The poster is a rework of The Mobster Squad.

A movie staring Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone that no one remembers because it was terrible (apparently, I haven't seen it).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (VyAV0)

50 >>That's what many people on Twitter were asking yesterday.

Right?

I read NRO for years, and visited the Weekly Standard intermittently, but I have no idea who that guy is. So. . .bye!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (bDqIh)

51 37 The French Davidians are the first confirmed examples of soy-based humanoid lifeforms.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (NWiLs)

And they have soy-based genitalia to match.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (RD7QR)

52 25 Maybe so, but I'd bet you'd wolf one right down.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (wo+B3)

It's the only way to defeat the patriarchy!
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (dm05u)


Right on, sister!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (wo+B3)

53 Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (cF8AT)


I mentioned in the thread below she needs to lawyer up. Stat.

Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (MAstk)

54 PICS on front of Fox is a troupe of skanks, skallywags, neer do wells, and haters welcome Omar back the Minnedushu.

The are 4 or 5 POC and the rest just stupid fukn white people.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (JFO2v)

55 Richard Karn & the woman is my wife, just doesn't know it yet

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (BqBId)

56 But can gorillas read the Fremdenblatt?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (SVJkJ)

57 I was going to ask what Richard Karn has been doing, but I realized there's such a thing as the interwebz, so I looked it up. He apparently has been acting. Who knew?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (m79Dg)

58
Got a sugar rush jus' lookin' at that brownie.



Oh yeah. I should eat some breakfast.

And that Bollywood babe? Hubba hubba. She is smokin' hot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (HaL55)

59 "Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Brownie Sundaes"

At first glance I thought that said "Bernie Saunders" and I thought, No way is he giving anything good.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (19g6/)

60 btw the body language youtuber did an analysis of "the Squad" and concluded that Ilhan BroFo is the leader, AOC & the extra are minions, and Rancida Tlabia is a wannabe rival leader but the minions don't like her

Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (dm05u)

61 That brownie pic knocked me out of ketosis.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (sjdRT)

62 >>She's lovely. I'll have to save a few pics of her for use later


(Martin Henderson, too, please! Hot)

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (bDqIh)

63 >>The are 4 or 5 POC and the rest just stupid fukn white people.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (JFO2v)

A paycheck is a paycheck, and the ones from Soros never bounce.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (cspJy)

64 ""Cheerleader! So and So! What's Her Face! The Ugly One!"

Posted by: not the mama at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (t2AQi)"

OW! MY APPROVAL RATING!

DEPORTED'D

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (oZ6kz)

65 Greg Gutfeld had a great take on the chanting at rallies thing: Unlike politicians and the media, these are people with no actual POWER. Chanting at a rally is ALL they have. They aren't the ones promoting and passing legislation. It's just words, not actions. The people with all the power get the actions.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (O8WFE)

66 38 ... we also need to be Lincolnesque in our commitment to winning American's latest race war"
--Kevin Drum

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (39g3+)

----------------------------------------------------

Umm, that sounds like identifying the line one should never cross, and then inviting the deranged lefties like that latest one in Seattle to charge across it.

Kind of like in the last thread, when Scar tells his lackeys to go off Simba instead of doing it himself.

Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (oGBso)

67 The girl in the shoe closet is cute, apparently, but is she like 4 feet tall?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (Kpl3J)

68 The connection between the two is and episode of Tool Time when Tim rewired his dishwasher and wound up blowing out power in half of India. Al had to go over and fix it. That's when he met that girl. Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (gC2IV)

69 >Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (NWiLs)



I hear you were hot and sticky. That's good, right?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (sjdRT)

70 >>btw the body language youtuber did an analysis of "the Squad" and concluded that Ilhan BroFo is the leader, AOC & the extra are minions, and Rancida Tlabia is a wannabe rival leader but the minions don't like her


That was a fascinating breakdown of the squad dynamics.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (bDqIh)

71 I don't believe the P-35 was ever produced in .45.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (a2e9b)

72 brownie sundae's are obviously racist
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (dm05u)

Irredeemably racist! But, so tasty!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (m79Dg)

73 It's Richard....

(wait for it....)

(and I hope you're a fan of Iowan agriculture because his last name is....)


Karn!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (AURKQ)

74 Ayanna "Harry Steinfeldt" Pressley shouldn't even be on the poster.
====================
Yeah, srsly, whose coattails is she riding? She's a commie fo'sho', but hasn't been nearly as active hating America as the other 3 brown cows.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (bWBdM)

75 the Squad

The Four Horse-face Women of the Apocalypse

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (O8WFE)

76 58


Got a sugar rush jus' lookin' at that brownie.

Oh yeah. I should eat some breakfast.
And that Bollywood babe? Hubba hubba. She is smokin' hot.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019

*
*
. . .

I read that as "Got a sugar rush jus' lookin' at that brunette."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (ClOmq)

77 Richard Karn.

From Seattle.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (axyOa)

78 38 "American whites as always will not give up power unless it's taken from them... Liberals need to be as Lincolnesque as possible in this endeavor, but we also need to be Lincolnesque in our commitment to winning American's latest race war"
--Kevin Drum
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (39g3+)

And by "Licolnesque" he means "let's have another civil war." Everybody thinks a civil war will go their way and nobody seems to remember the cost.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (RD7QR)

79 How does the micro chick get the shoes and clothes off the top tiers?

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (gmo/4)

80 "Send *** back" > "Hey, Hey, Ho, Ho, *** has got to go"

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (cspJy)

81 She's making a mistake.


I will not be taking any legal action against the organization, I think they have suffered enough negative publicity - especially because they wanted to decrown me due to not wanting bad publicity in the first place.

When they go low, we go high.

Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (MAstk)

82 Great job, Brownie.

Posted by: Chucklehead Bush at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (hjaPQ)

83 Who the fuck is Kevin Drum?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (SVJkJ)

84 What is the combined IQ of the Squad? I doubt it's 400 in total.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (JgA4k)

85 Got a new coworker here who started on Monday. I think she's one of "us." She used the phrase "individual liberty" today and she also said said, "if you're offended by the flag, you can get out."

So, that's one good work thing this week.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (S+Oxd)

86 She posted pics of the letter to her, her letter back to them and the text msgs. between them. It's insane.
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (cF8AT)


The whole text/email exchange showed up in my Twitter TL late last night. She was tried, found guilty, and stripped of her title and they never really explained to her what she had done. It's like something Franz Kafka could have written.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (wo+B3)

87 Kind of like in the last thread, when Scar tells his lackeys to go off Simba instead of doing it himself.

Someone brought up Hamlet where Claudius never kills Hamlet. Well, he tries to a few times but he's a coward. He couldn't even face the king to kill him, he had to poison him. Scar at least did it personally.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (39g3+)

88 38 "American whites as always will not give up power unless it's taken from them... Liberals need to be as Lincolnesque as possible in this endeavor, but we also need to be Lincolnesque in our commitment to winning American's latest race war"
--Kevin Drum
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (39g3+)

==========

I don't understand this analogy.

Lincoln took away political power? I guess the slave owning class?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (VyAV0)

89 83 Who the fuck is Kevin Drum?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (SVJkJ)

A guy you beat with a stick.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (cspJy)

90 Cobbler > Brownie > Pie > Cake

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (X9Vy9)

91 Tasty looking!

And the brownie thing looks good also.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (88+cf)

92 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)

93 79 How does the micro chick get the shoes and clothes off the top tiers?
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (gmo/4)

tall rich boyfriend or hubby

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (JFO2v)

94 >>btw the body language youtuber did an analysis of "the Squad" and concluded that Ilhan BroFo is the leader, AOC & the extra are minions, and Rancida Tlabia is a wannabe rival leader but the minions don't like her



Also: we're so used to thinking of AOC in control and being the "leader" because of her mastery of social media/capturing the attention of the MSM.

It's easy to forget that she is not an experienced politician, and is not good when in situations where she must go off script, such as tv interviews and at hearings.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (bDqIh)

95 I mentioned in the thread below she needs to lawyer up. Stat.

Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (MAstk)

Looks like that's not happening...mistake I think but her call.

@PoliticalKathy 29 mins ago

I will not be taking any legal action against the organization, I think they have suffered enough negative publicity - especially because they wanted to decrown me due to not wanting bad publicity in the first place.

When they go low, we go high.

Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (cF8AT)

96 86 She posted pics of the letter to her, her letter back to them and the text msgs. between them. It's insane.
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (cF8AT)

The whole text/email exchange showed up in my Twitter TL late last night. She was tried, found guilty, and stripped of her title and they never really explained to her what she had done. It's like something Franz Kafka could have written.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (wo+B3)

==========

"This is just too absurd."
-Kafka

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (VyAV0)

97 69 >Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (NWiLs)



I hear you were hot and sticky. That's good, right?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (sjdRT)

We are still talking about the weather, correct?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (NWiLs)

98 These are the saddest of possible words
Omar to Alex to Tlaib
Trio of commies and dumber than birds
Omar to Alex to Tlaib

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (oZ6kz)

99 That's a brownie with....2 SCOOPS!

Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (ykq7q)

100 Omar has been declared untouchable. She could directly call for the assassination of the president and the media would go hair on fire if anyone dared to criticize her.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (JgA4k)

101 I think I just had my first real orgasm.

Posted by: an ette looking at the shoe closet and collection at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (Dh1wo)

102 79
How does the micro chick get the shoes and clothes off the top tiers?


Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
The same way the female clerks do it at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

They ask a man to do it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (ClOmq)

103 >We are still talking about the weather, correct?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (NWiLs)



If thats what you kids today call it....sure.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (sjdRT)

104 >101
I think I just had my first real orgasm.


Posted by: an ette looking at the shoe closet and collection at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (Dh1wo)


Stroke or no stroke?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (sjdRT)

105 Old: Military blog

New: Elephant porn blog

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:30 AM (WnKHt)

106 btw the body language youtuber did an analysis of "the Squad" and concluded that Ilhan BroFo is the leader, AOC & the extra are minions, and Rancida Tlabia is a wannabe rival leader but the minions don't like her
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (dm05u)

It's interesting, really. Apparently, leftists don't like fat, ugly, skanky women of color, either.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:30 AM (m79Dg)

107 Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (cF8AT)

Yep posted that above.

I hope she rethinks.

Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:30 AM (MAstk)

108 How does the micro chick get the shoes and clothes off the top tiers?
---
Ace shelves. The shoes come to her. Eventually.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 11:30 AM (hjaPQ)

109 Friday shelf porn.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:31 AM (t6MX/)

110 I am not sure what Drum means by Lincolnesque, but the Civil War imagery is pretty obvious. Maybe he means virtuous and attempting to keep the country together? I have no idea.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:31 AM (39g3+)

111 33 Was Tracinski arrested for something something? Wasn't he a congresscritter once upon a time? The name rings a discordant bell but I'm too lazy to look it up.

Whatever, he's just another man without a party. Hates the right but is in turn hated by the left.
Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (oGBso)

I'll bet you're thinking of Jim Traficant, a convicted Ohio congresman.

but Traczinski's cri de cour was idiotic - so he doesn't support anyone anymore, and he's just gonna sit in the bleachers and shoot spitballs at everyone. Why should anyone listen to anything you have to say, ever again?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:31 AM (Kpl3J)

112 105
Old: Military blog


New: Elephant porn blog



Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019

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Old: Pr0nHub

New: Pr0nTrunk

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:31 AM (ClOmq)

113 Look at all the f*cking elephants!

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 11:31 AM (cspJy)

114 How does the micro chick get the shoes and clothes off the top tiers?


Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019
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The same way the female clerks do it at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

They ask a man to do it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (ClOmq)

Preferably a man over 6 feet. With a big....wallet.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (m79Dg)

115 btw the body language youtuber did an analysis of "the Squad" and concluded that Ilhan BroFo is the leader, AOC & the extra are minions, and Rancida Tlabia is a wannabe rival leader but the minions don't like her

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I'm skeptical about that... this appearance was one where it made most sense to defer to the actual immigrant, so that might be why.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (AzW6q)

116 110 I am not sure what Drum means by Lincolnesque, but the Civil War imagery is pretty obvious. Maybe he means virtuous and attempting to keep the country together? I have no idea.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:31 AM (39g3+)

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But even granting him that...the idea that anyone in America today is experiencing anything as evil and systemic as slavery is so deranged.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (VyAV0)

117 Man, whatever small amount of wittiness I possess is absent today..... youse guys are doin' fine tho... it's like watching the cool kids dance, today, and trying to be inconspicuous...

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (90T4r)

118 Wow, that's quite a... eclectic combination of pictures OM. TGIF horde, coffee and.... just coffee

Posted by: zeera Gimme some 12 bar blues with a B3 please at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (T9rmq)

119 101
I think I just had my first real orgasm.


Posted by: an ette looking at the shoe closet and collection at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (Dh1wo)

Inconceivable!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (t6MX/)

120
If the RNC weren't such cucks they would use #SendThemBack as a way to raise funds to take the house back and send democrats home to whatever state they came from.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (TAmPV)

121 What's the point of having all those shoes since they go out of style every 5 minutes?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (WnKHt)

122 I don't understand this analogy.



Lincoln took away political power? I guess the slave owning class?


Also, what race war? The one that Progda is trying to start by accusing all us normals of being racists when we aren't? They're going to poke the bear one too many times and they will not like what happens to them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (HaL55)

123 I hate fucking elephants.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)

124 "explain the baseball reference?

she just looks like an ex-con to me
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (dm05u)"

Well, we keep making jokes that Pressley is the Ringo of this group. Or the Zeppo/Gummo Mark, Curly Joe Derita, etc. The forgotten member.

Harry Steinfeldt was the 3B for the Cubs when the rest of their infield was 1B Frank Chance, 2B Johnny Evers and SS Joe Tinker, of "Tinker to Evers to Chance" fame.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (oZ6kz)

125 @38

Which is why they are trying to get as many non-whites into the country as fast as possible by any means necessary.


It won't be long now, 20 years tops at the current rate.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (88mwq)

126 https://dailym.ai/2Z4ePVC
*******
Mexican president calls El Chapo's life term 'inhumane' | Daily Mail Online

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (BqBId)

127 123 I hate fucking elephants.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)

They can't stand you either.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (cspJy)

128 Kind of like in the last thread, when Scar tells his lackeys to go off Simba instead of doing it himself.
I was able to go out and hire a gang of hyenas to kill someone so, obviously, we have to treat Scar as innocent because anyone could have hired hyenas to kill Simba! And I'd hate to think we were condemning an innocent lion because you want to get a cricket match early to eat the best spectators.

Posted by: twelve angry pussies at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (Dh1wo)

129 114 How does the micro chick get the shoes and clothes off the top tiers?


Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019
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The same way the female clerks do it at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

They ask a man to do it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (ClOmq)

Preferably a man over 6 feet. With a big....wallet.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (m79Dg)

She could ask Michelle Obama to help.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (JgA4k)

130 OW! MY APPROVAL RATING!

DEPORTED'D

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (oZ6kz)

Word.

Posted by: not the mama at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (t2AQi)

131 Related. The missus and I were at the store last night and she turned and said, "let's sent the President a thank you card!." Ok baby, let's do it.

Here's what she wrote: Dear Mr President. Just wanted to drop you a note saying how proud we are of you and the First Lady for all that you do on behalf of us the American people and that we thank you for standing up for us each and every day. We are not sure how you do it Day in and Day out but please never stop as we will always support you. Stay strong sir and know that us "deplorable elites" have your back.

And yes she's a woman of color who happen to be a naturalized citizen.

*wipes tear of joy from eye*
.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (+ldAm)

132 70 >>btw the body language youtuber did an analysis of "the Squad" and concluded that Ilhan BroFo is the leader, AOC & the extra are minions, and Rancida Tlabia is a wannabe rival leader but the minions don't like her

That was a fascinating breakdown of the squad dynamics.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (bDqIh)

By my analysis they're all a bunch'a stupid cows.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (AURKQ)

133 Old: Pr0nHub

New: Pr0nTrunk
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:31 AM (ClOmq)


Old and busted: tentacle hentai

New and hot: elephant trunk hentai

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (wo+B3)

134 123 I hate fucking elephants.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)


Always borrowing my underwear....

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (90T4r)

135 I'll bet you're thinking of Jim Traficant, a convicted Ohio congressman
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Yes, that was it, sounded similar and I have a short attention span for NeverTrumpers and their constant whining for attention.

Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (oGBso)

136 Robert Tracinski is an acolyte of Ayn Rand -- apparently in the same way as Alan Greenspan was.


I know he was affiliated with the Ayn Rand Institute in Irvine, CA because I was a big supporter of theirs when I lived in Orange County a decade ago.


They lost me when they supported DogEater for the Presidency. *spits*

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (WqPYg)

137 126 https://dailym.ai/2Z4ePVC
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Mexican president calls El Chapo's life term 'inhumane' | Daily Mail Online
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (BqBId)
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I guess we know who's payroll El Presidente is on.

Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (G0vdT)

138 I hate fucking elephants.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)

I thought that was about the only thing that got you off, Rosie.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (m79Dg)

139 A corrupt Mexican politician?

Fetch my fainting Ottoman!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (oZ6kz)

140 Trump still has the upper hand over the loony left, and continuing this saga for another week is all for the good. He needed to be "the adult in the room" and say:

"no we won't just throw a citizens out, there will be due process, and if our justice system determines she committed multiple immigration crimes, they may indeed, send Omar home".


"We don't throw citizens out of the country just for being anti-American or dishonest, racist or bigoted, but there are laws that must be obeyed by all genders and races, no one is above the law"

Since the left and Mueller's coup all assume Trump (and his voters) guilty unless proven innocent, there might be some good material there. The coup was illegal, Hillary destroying evidence was illegal ... time for a real (reformed?) justice system. Turn the "no one is above the law" BS used against Trump back where it belongs ... on antifa/Hillary/Mueller/etc.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (Cus5s)

141 The girl isn't short, it's a really tall closet.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (WnKHt)

142 So, that's one good work thing this week.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (S+Oxd)

Nice! Flash her the secret white power symbol see if you get a giggle.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (t6MX/)

143 I hate fucking elephants.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)

So, quit already.

Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (ykq7q)

144 Politico wants you to know that tipping has a racist past so we need to raise the min wage.

Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (MAstk)

145 139 A corrupt Mexican politician?

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UNPOSSIBLE!!
- Chicago Democrats

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (WnKHt)

146 144 Politico wants you to know that tipping has a racist past so we need to raise the min wage.
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (MAstk)

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The Democratic Party has a racist past...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (VyAV0)

147 Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (+ldAm)

Very nice!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (+0VWg)

148 139 A corrupt Mexican politician?

Fetch my fainting Ottoman!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (oZ6kz)

I'm here!

Posted by: Selim the Flop at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (AURKQ)

149 143 I hate fucking elephants.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)

So, quit already.
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (ykq7q)

See.... witty.... +1...

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (90T4r)

150 Shoe lady lookin good in them jeans boy.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 11:37 AM (tH5fk)

151 101
I think I just had my first real orgasm.


Posted by: an ette looking at the shoe closet and collection at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (Dh1wo)


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Wait, my first girlfriend comments here?

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 11:37 AM (WqPYg)

152 I hate fucking elephants.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)


You, being an elephant, are requesting interspecies mating?

Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)

153 She could ask Michelle Obama to help.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (JgA4k)
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And Big Mike would slap her into next week. Remember her trip to Target and how offended she was that short people would ask her for help getting things off high shelves?

She is somebody who was blessed with gifts beyond belief, and all she sees are the perceived slights and insults. Must be exhausting to be her.

Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:37 AM (oGBso)

154
Politico wants you to know that tipping has a racist past so we need to raise the min wage.

Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (MAstk)


Yes it does. African Americans are notoriously bad tippers.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (TAmPV)

155 And yes she's a woman of color who happen to be a naturalized citizen.



*wipes tear of joy from eye*

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Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (+ldAm)

You got a keeper!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (t6MX/)

156 143 I hate fucking elephants.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)

I don't think they like it much either when you do

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (dm05u)

157 Robert Tracinski is an acolyte of Ayn Rand -- apparently in the same way as Alan Greenspan was.


I know he was affiliated with the Ayn Rand Institute in Irvine, CA because I was a big supporter of theirs when I lived in Orange County a decade ago.


They lost me when they supported DogEater for the Presidency. *spits*
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (WqPYg)

How do Muslims rationalize eating dog? Don't they have similar dietary laws to the Old Testament, where eating dog is out of bounds?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (m79Dg)

158 In the CBS interview the other day Tlaib not only refused to apologize for calling Trump a motherflacker she doubled down and said this is the way she and her people talked all the time. The media said nothing.

But Trump said pussy years ago and we are still being lectured about it. And that same media thinks they can shame conservatives now?

LOL GFY

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (K/2j/)

159 Wow, she has gorgeous eyes.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (N39Ws)

160 That America hand looks rapey.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (t6MX/)

161 It's true, canoes are terribly racist.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (oZ6kz)

162 They should rethink that whole Miss Michigan thing - to be inclusive, there needs to be a Miss White Michigan, Miss Black Michigan, Miss Trannie Michigan, Miss Mex Michigan, and Miss Jihadi Michigan. (at least) Then have them all fight it out in mud wrestling match to see who wins. I guess that would make Miss Black Michigan the odd-on favorite, but you never know, Miss Jihadi Michigan might just show up with a suicide vest and clear the decks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)

163 150 Shoe lady lookin good in them jeans boy.
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For some reason I heard that in Mr. T's voice.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (hjaPQ)

164 Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (+ldAm)


Thanks Marine!

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (gmo/4)

165 I was able to go out and hire a gang of hyenas to kill someone so, obviously, we have to treat Scar as innocent because anyone could have hired hyenas to kill Simba!

I thought I was the only one that thought 12 Angry Men sucked

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (39g3