The Twelve Days of Christmas, 2017 Version

Funny stuff. Even if this sort of song parody isn't your bag, stick with it until the Five Golden Rings part.

Posted by: Ace at 04:14 PM




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1 uno?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 23, 2017 04:11 PM (hMwEB)

2 wot!
partridge in a pear tree winner!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 23, 2017 04:12 PM (hMwEB)

3 Not Hillary!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 23, 2017 04:13 PM (ul9CR)

4 Merry Christmas, Horde!!

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at December 23, 2017 04:13 PM (0/B0s)

5 Early Christmas present

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 04:15 PM (aC6Sd)

6 I LIKE IT !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Christmas Music Critic ... at December 23, 2017 04:15 PM (AoK0a)

7 I have no idea who these folks are, but this one's short, cute and will make you smile:

https://tinyurl.com/y8wjckzq

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 23, 2017 04:16 PM (ul9CR)

8 that video put me in a very Trumpmas mood

MAGA everyone!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 23, 2017 04:17 PM (hMwEB)

9 Move this up to the nood thread

336 Daryl Strawberry had attendants find women who wanted to have sex with him and had sex DURING games.7th inning stretch indeed...


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/284126/

Posted by: steevy at December 23, 2017 04:18 PM (LiyEm)

10 LMFAO! That was incredible!

Posted by: Todd Standing, Discovering Bigfoot at December 23, 2017 04:18 PM (yyMsG)

11 336 Daryl Strawberry had attendants find women who wanted to have sex with him and had sex DURING games.7th inning stretch indeed...


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/284126/
Posted by: steevy at December 23, 2017 04:18 PM (LiyEm)

This has been well know for many years.

Posted by: Todd Standing, Discovering Bigfoot at December 23, 2017 04:19 PM (yyMsG)

12 An we were supposed to believe that Hillary didn't have medical issues.?

And the one where the set fell down and the lights crashed on a younger lying Hillary and Bill was......quite something

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2017 04:20 PM (8+Ozj)

13 excellent!

Posted by: fu52 at December 23, 2017 04:20 PM (tezsv)

14 Puts me in a festive mood. Time for a glass of wine.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 23, 2017 04:23 PM (C8LGv)

15 Even if it's not your sort of thing, they throw in enough of Melania looking elegant to make it worthwhile.

Happy Merry, Horde.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 23, 2017 04:23 PM (fuK7c)

16 the hill tumbling down ones were my faves

Posted by: concrete meangirl at December 23, 2017 04:24 PM (9R040)

17

I'm in a NPE, can we get a transcript?

Of the song, not Daryl Strawberries nookie antics.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 23, 2017 04:24 PM (T/KY7)

18 Hillary went down like an aspiring actress in Harvey Weinstein's office...

Posted by: steevy at December 23, 2017 04:25 PM (LiyEm)

19 Hillary...certainly not.

Posted by: Confederate Statue on loan to Nancy Pelosi... at December 23, 2017 04:25 PM (yhf6w)

20 Always been confused about this is it 3 statues dow or 30 total?

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 04:26 PM (aC6Sd)

21 I give you - The Twelve Days of Pesci

https://youtu.be/_s9zZlmm13c

NSFW, by any means.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 23, 2017 04:28 PM (fA1SL)

22 I laughed like a loon with every Hillary faceplant. Will Santa still bring me nice things?

Posted by: Monkfish at December 23, 2017 04:32 PM (a1s18)

23 Bill and Hill went to the till
To fetch a ton of money
Bill fell on mish and broke his diche
And Hill kept tumbling after

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 23, 2017 04:32 PM (hMwEB)

24 162 games a year, and then playoff runs. I'm impressed!

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2017 04:33 PM (clYld)

25 Hillary went down like Kirsten Gillibrand seeking campaign donations.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 23, 2017 04:33 PM (ul9CR)

26 Vlad fell into the Barrel!!!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 23, 2017 04:36 PM (hMwEB)

27 Yep. That's an epic barrel-dive.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 23, 2017 04:36 PM (fA1SL)

28 Teh Donald hittin' the twatters from Mar A Lago, some hilarity ensuing.


Especially nice that re-t'd Don Jr's re-t of the Politico piece on media silence over Hezbollah/Iran scandal.


(keep in mind that any of the major scandals of the last 8 years - IRS, Clinton Crime Wave @ State, related DOJ/FBI mega-scandal, Hezbollah/Iran - by themselves, easily are the greatest scandals in US history - Watergate and even most of other counts in the House impeachment articles against Nixon are easily eclipsed in terms of substance, impact on the US's vital interests, and corruption of US institutions)

Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2017 04:36 PM (QDnY+)

29 Meat and greet w/ Strawberry on Daddy/Daughter promo day?

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 23, 2017 04:36 PM (RuIsu)

30 Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad

You can whittle in the ... Barrel.

*cue ominous music*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 23, 2017 04:37 PM (hyuyC)

31 Good God man,an embarrelling for the ages...

Posted by: steevy at December 23, 2017 04:38 PM (LiyEm)

32
Oh no the barrel and this close to Christmas too!!

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 23, 2017 04:38 PM (lKyWE)

33

Rudolpho the tight assed gay boy,
Had a very shiny butt,
And if you ever saw him
You'd know he was quite a slut.

All of the other rough trade,
Used to prance about and call him names,
They wouldn't let poor Rudolpho
Join in any bondage games.

Then one foggy Gay Pride eve,
Rue Paul came to say,
Rudolpho with your ass so tight
Won't you pull the train tonight?

Then all the rent boys loved him,
Putting out for free,
Rudolpho the tight asses gay boy
You'll go down and so will we!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 23, 2017 04:38 PM (T/KY7)

34 I have not seen a post that long since the time Ace called moo-moo every name in the book!

Posted by: Confederate Statue on loan to Nancy Pelosi... at December 23, 2017 04:38 PM (yhf6w)

35 Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad.

Uh, can I have your stuff? You won't be using it for a whole. And I hope you learned to share in kindergarten.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 23, 2017 04:39 PM (hyuyC)

36 Oh.... and Happy Festivus!

Posted by: Don Q. at December 23, 2017 04:40 PM (NgKpN)

37 I've never seen a barreling like that. Don't cross the streams!

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2017 04:40 PM (clYld)

38 Poor Hillary. Ha ha! She will never be president of the United States of America!

Posted by: Fritz at December 23, 2017 04:40 PM (A1FgP)

39
Vlad the Impaler : Naughty

Posted by: Santa at December 23, 2017 04:40 PM (lKyWE)

40 I had somehow managed to miss the video if Hellary and the balloons (knew it existed, but hadn't seen it). I figured the talk about it was overblown, but it really isn't. There is something dreadfully wrong with her nervous system.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 23, 2017 04:41 PM (rp9xB)

41 Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 23, 2017 04:38 PM (T/KY7)

TMI.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2017 04:41 PM (8+Ozj)

42 Been telling you people for ages - Hillary gots the kuru.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 23, 2017 04:42 PM (fA1SL)

43 Vlad stumbled in from the cold and did a Hillary face plant into the barrel, Baby!

Posted by: Fritz at December 23, 2017 04:42 PM (A1FgP)

44 Om nom nom nom nom

Posted by: The Barrel at December 23, 2017 04:42 PM (a3mAP)

45 Vlad may have Kuru.

Posted by: Todd Standing, Discovering Bigfoot at December 23, 2017 04:43 PM (yyMsG)

46 Kuru is not the worst of the horrors of the barrel.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 23, 2017 04:44 PM (fA1SL)

47
On the the 13th day of Christmas
My country gave to me
Neil Gorsuch and Huge tax cut

Posted by: O Little Town of Soothsayer at December 23, 2017 04:45 PM (PwIqH)

48 That is the best muthafuckin' video I've ever seen in my life! Merry Christmas, Ace, cobs, 'rons and 'ettes!!! :-)

Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2017 04:45 PM (14URa)

49
Jerusalem, Israel

A humiliated and impotent UN.

An embarrassed north korea.

A China who now knows its place.



Posted by: O Little Town of Soothsayer at December 23, 2017 04:46 PM (PwIqH)

50 What was that?

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 04:46 PM (aC6Sd)

51 Wow! Somebody's been at the eggnog. An oedipal polysyallabic from an 'ette. True ladies, all of 'em - they don't curse like that until they're falling down drunk (a/k/a, 'driving Lady Di').

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 23, 2017 04:47 PM (fA1SL)

52 lol!!! That was great!

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 23, 2017 04:47 PM (CNHr1)

53

Kuru is protective from Barrel diseases, much like Sickle Cell protects from Malaria.

And the other one, what's her name, Sashimi.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 23, 2017 04:47 PM (T/KY7)

54 MAGA Humbug!

Posted by: Hillary McScrooge at December 23, 2017 04:48 PM (/qEW2)

55 Ohhhh...... dingfutzer.

*turns and trudges towards the Exterior Darkness, where there is wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Coulda been worse.
Coulda been LongCat.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at December 23, 2017 04:48 PM (vpbDv)

56 I think Gone with the Wind could have been condensed down into a shorter post.

Posted by: Confederate Statue on loan to Nancy Pelosi... at December 23, 2017 04:49 PM (yhf6w)

57 Jesus Vlad.. that's got be to the worst I've seen. Enjoy the barrel.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 23, 2017 04:50 PM (CNHr1)

58 I have multiple blessings this day!
1. This place and all of you people
2. That great video from Daily Caller
3. Just enough snow in the yard to be pretty
4. My resident herd of quail sprinting about the yard
5. My cookbooks arrived which means I don't have to
assassinate Amazon and the Post Office.
6. Merry Christmas to all and a special thanks to Bluebell and Weasel for all the hard work on the cookbook!

Posted by: Winston at December 23, 2017 04:50 PM (XlcO7)

59 Vlad,
Talk about a double post and impaling.....

Posted by: lin-duh at December 23, 2017 04:51 PM (kufk0)

60 I'm sipping on one of drink recipes in the cookbook. Very yummy!!

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 23, 2017 04:51 PM (CNHr1)

61 Oh My!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 23, 2017 04:52 PM (EyPfd)

62 Posted by: Winston at December 23, 2017 04:50 PM (XlcO7)

In spades, Winston! Could not agree more. We're kinda rainy and drippy today but I am hopeful of a couple inches of snow tomorrow. Fingers crossed for a white Christmas.

Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2017 04:52 PM (14URa)

63 Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at December 23, 2017 04:34 PM (vpbDv)


Should have just left the comment stay willowed man.

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2017 04:52 PM (cAnNx)

64 I just made candied almonds and peekhans.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 23, 2017 04:53 PM (kufk0)

65 It has Melania in it, so I declare it a great video.

Posted by: logprof at December 23, 2017 04:54 PM (GsAUU)

66 You people making cookbook recipes, surviving, and then posting are going to give bluebell a false sense of optimism.

We're not going to hear from the victims and likely from scant few of their relatives.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 23, 2017 04:55 PM (fuK7c)

67 MCCA....

Making Christmas Christmas again....

Posted by: Don Q. at December 23, 2017 04:55 PM (NgKpN)

68 Posted by: lin-duh at December 23, 2017 04:53 PM (kufk0)

Well drat! I knew there was something I'd wanted to make but had forgotten. Not going shopping again until after Christmas though so I guess it will just have to wait.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 23, 2017 04:55 PM (rp9xB)

69 Is it my imagination - or does it say something about my friends - that saying "Merry Christmas" is back in fashion, even here in CA?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2017 04:56 PM (CoGpL)

70

Jingle Bells,
MUMR smells,
And Idi laid an egg.
Mary cries for Barky's love,
And Kristol's sanity is grave.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 23, 2017 04:56 PM (T/KY7)

71 Good grief that one image of Hillary going spastic while talking was weird.

And, as a commenter said above, I'm supposed to believe Hillary doesn't have any medical issues?

Posted by: Blake at December 23, 2017 04:57 PM (WEBkv)

72 70
Is it my imagination - or does it say something about my friends - that
saying "Merry Christmas" is back in fashion, even here in CA?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2017 04:56 PM (CoGpL)
It's the thing to say here in Indiana but, really, in CA? For years now, I was afraid I'd get shivved if I said that.

Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2017 04:58 PM (14URa)

73 5 inches of fresh powder here
along with a cup of hot buttered rum

Posted by: concrete girl at December 23, 2017 04:58 PM (9R040)

74
Does the barrel close between Christmas and New Years? And if so does that mean Vlad is stuck there until 2018?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 23, 2017 04:58 PM (lKyWE)

75 >>>Even if this sort of song parody isn't your bag

They kept changing up the clips to keep it interesting - I enjoyed it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 23, 2017 04:58 PM (/qEW2)

76 Twelve Tuckers Staring LMAO

Posted by: logprof at December 23, 2017 04:58 PM (GsAUU)

77 Loved the video. Fantastic!

Vlad, I don't think I've ever seen such a thing. Vast and epic.

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah everyone.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 23, 2017 04:59 PM (tcwn1)

78 WHY AM I NOT AHEAD BY FIFTY POINTS?!?!?!?!

Posted by: Hitlery at December 23, 2017 04:59 PM (GsAUU)

79 Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2017 04:36 PM (QDnY+)

--I spent last night in The Barrel for that same thing.

Posted by: Hitlery at December 23, 2017 05:01 PM (GsAUU)

80

Looks like it's gonna be an early evening for Santa...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 23, 2017 05:01 PM (T/KY7)

81 >>Does the barrel close between Christmas and New Years?


No. That's when harvest the 2017 Egg Nog.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2017 05:01 PM (2U1ae)

82 Sorry, not rhomboid it was Vlad.

I feel your pain.

Don't touch anything that glows in there.

Posted by: Hitlery at December 23, 2017 05:01 PM (GsAUU)

83

NORAD Santa Tracker launches in 8 hours and 50 minutes...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 23, 2017 05:02 PM (T/KY7)

84 >>Vlad the Impaler :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN7VBhU_QWk

Posted by: GWAR at December 23, 2017 05:03 PM (2U1ae)

85 22 I laughed like a loon with every Hillary faceplant. Will Santa still bring me nice things?
Posted by: Monkfish at December 23, 2017 04:32 PM (a1s1

-----------------------

Arguably, Hillary not ever being president is the gift that keeps giving.

Plus, tax cuts, people leaving the EPA, Donald Trump is still president.

So, I guess the answer is, "Yes."

Posted by: Blake at December 23, 2017 05:03 PM (WEBkv)

86 Posted by: Winston at December 23, 2017 04:50 PM (XlcO7)
---------
You bet! Hope you enjoy it! We are just over 1,800 sold now.

Posted by: Weasel at December 23, 2017 05:03 PM (Sfs6o)

87 Shit!

/Hillary! sock

Posted by: logprof at December 23, 2017 05:04 PM (GsAUU)

88 The paste an entire thread trick is not new, but I think pasting a different thread into a nood is novel.

12 Tuckerfaces is funny. (I know they said Tuckers staring, but he's making Tuckerfaces).

So for those of you who use or read TuCa do you pronounce it in your head as tuckah or too-kah?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 23, 2017 05:04 PM (fuK7c)

89 "You bet! Hope you enjoy it! We are just over 1,800 sold now."

Damn....you guys did great work.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 23, 2017 05:04 PM (EyPfd)

90 So the original way to sing 12 days of Christmas was to sing a verse and then hit the person to your left with a cricket bat if their verse was not original. It was kind of cruel but forced people to pay attention during Mass. Over the years it became more humane as your could nutpunch (pussypunch) the person next to you with a hymnal. Methodist and Baptist refused this catechism but still laughed at the nutpunch. Now it is accepted that destruction of a maiden's hymen on her prom (wedding) night is sufficient resolve the issue.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2017 05:09 PM (BtQd4)

91 So for those of you who use or read TuCa do you pronounce it in your head as tuckah or too-kah?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 23, 2017 05:04 PM (fuK7c)

--I like T-Car.

Posted by: logprof at December 23, 2017 05:10 PM (GsAUU)

92 'Sup reprobates?

Merry Christmas Horde!

Posted by: Tami at December 23, 2017 05:11 PM (Enq6K)

93 A few years ago Standing at the wailing wall I started praying. Do not think I missed many of my family or friends. If I did I am thinking of that day and asking for blessings.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2017 05:12 PM (BtQd4)

94 **Lin-duh attempts the maths**

1800 x (profit margin)= A LOT FOR CHARITY

**did I get it right?**

Posted by: lin-duh at December 23, 2017 05:12 PM (kufk0)

95 I think "Barrel" should be restricted to errors you could only commit under pixy/minx. You could cut and paste too much into a comment in, say, Disqus, so that error is not unique to minx and shouldn't count.

On the other hand font errors and margin errors (and centering and grey-box) that do affect subsequent comments are unique to minx. I think they deserve some special designation.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 23, 2017 05:12 PM (/qEW2)

96 Take the rest of the holiday off, ace.

The HQ. One of of my Christmas and yearly blessings.

Posted by: golfman at December 23, 2017 05:13 PM (48QDY)

97 So many years ago in middle school my PE (Physical Education) was at same time as Dance Team. They dance to Jingle Bell Rock every day from September to December. Still get a semi-hardon when I hear that song on radio.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2017 05:14 PM (BtQd4)

98 Dang it, an epic embarrelling and I missed it...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 23, 2017 05:15 PM (Z10in)

99 95 I think "Barrel" should be restricted to errors you could only commit under pixy/minx. You could cut and paste too much into a comment in, say, Disqus, so that error is not unique to minx and shouldn't count.

On the other hand font errors and margin errors (and centering and grey-box) that do affect subsequent comments are unique to minx. I think they deserve some special designation.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 23, 2017 05:12 PM (/qEW2)


I'm not picky.

I'm hungry all the time.

Posted by: Teh Barrel at December 23, 2017 05:15 PM (GsAUU)

100 rhennigantx
----LOL

Posted by: lin-duh at December 23, 2017 05:16 PM (kufk0)

101 94 **Lin-duh attempts the maths**

1800 x (profit margin)= A LOT FOR CHARITY

**did I get it right?**
Posted by: lin-duh at December 23, 2017 05:12 PM (kufk0)
---------
Yeah, that's about right! We will have a more complete accounting later but suffice it to say now that we will be able to send nice checks to Toys For Tots and Fisher House.

Posted by: Weasel at December 23, 2017 05:16 PM (Sfs6o)

102 Posted by: lin-duh at December 23, 2017 05:16 PM (kufk0)
which?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2017 05:17 PM (BtQd4)

103 97 So many years ago in middle school my PE (Physical Education) was at same time as Dance Team. They dance to Jingle Bell Rock every day from September to December. Still get a semi-hardon when I hear that song on radio.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2017 05:14 PM (BtQd4)

--Our dance team practiced *every time* with "Blue Monday" --for two years.

Funny thing is, I only saw them perform to it once.

Posted by: logprof at December 23, 2017 05:17 PM (GsAUU)

104 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 23, 2017 05:12 PM (/qEW2)


I'm not picky.

I'm hungry all the time.
Posted by: Teh Barrel



That cold bear guy's mind ain't right. He needs some barrel time until his mind is right.

Posted by: The Barrel at December 23, 2017 05:17 PM (fuK7c)

105 rhennigantx
---jingle bell rock

Posted by: lin-duh at December 23, 2017 05:18 PM (kufk0)

106 told my wife this story about 10 years ago
she still laughs

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2017 05:19 PM (BtQd4)

107 On the other hand font errors and margin errors (and centering and
grey-box) that do affect subsequent comments are unique to minx. I think
they deserve some special designation.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 23, 2017 05:12 PM (/qEW2)


Are you taking estrogen or what, Steve? Because this does not sound like you. I say this with love.

Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2017 05:19 PM (14URa)

108 Man, I just rolled out of bed a little while ago. I slept 10 hours!! I also had a dream last night I had been hired on to the FBI and was tasked with programming an open world video game.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 23, 2017 05:20 PM (Hnqc1)

109 Yeah, mine isn't as Christmassy, but there was a time as an exchange student when the girl I had a crush on was in a group doing modern dance to Summer in the City.

I hear that song and visions of leotards dance through my head.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 23, 2017 05:21 PM (fuK7c)

110 I have to say, even though it's been slow in the comments today, they have been cracking me up.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 23, 2017 05:21 PM (kufk0)

111 Posted by: Weasel at December 23, 2017 05:16 PM (Sfs6o)

Check your e-mail.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2017 05:22 PM (wYseH)

112 am also watching home alone.
epic beatdown of those two numbskulls.

love where the guy gets stuck in the tar, then steps on the nail, then later on the glass ornaments barefoot.

Posted by: concrete girl at December 23, 2017 05:22 PM (9R040)

113 105 rhennigantx
---jingle bell rock
Posted by: lin-duh at December 23, 2017 05:18 PM (kufk0)
oh yeah, sitting in gym, nursing at hardon, is a great way to spend PE. Could not swim laps cause my rudder would strike bottom.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2017 05:23 PM (BtQd4)

114 I promised my wonderful but admittedly weird, mostly nonverbal, rainman-ish special needs son that he could pick out any treat in the grocery store when we were out a few days ago and he kept intermittently saying/singing FIVE GOLDEN THINGS!!! too loudly.

I was convinced he was probably singing it over and over in his head, and I think I was right. He spoke-sang it all as we bought provisions, and his reward was a box of Christmas Lucky Charms (cinammon vanilla and very tasty).

FIVE GOLDEN THINGS!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fav Xmas Song - Ambassadors of Harmony - Do You Hear What I Hear? at December 23, 2017 05:25 PM (ks6bw)

115 I hear that song and visions of leotards dance through my head.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 23, 2017 05:21 PM (fuK7c)
These are a few of my favorite things.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2017 05:25 PM (BtQd4)

116 Not having that commie Nancy boy in the White House is a blessing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 23, 2017 05:27 PM (n6Bu/)

117 114 I promised my wonderful but admittedly weird, mostly nonverbal, rainman-ish special needs son that he could pick out any treat in the grocery store when we were out a few days ago and he kept intermittently saying/singing FIVE GOLDEN THINGS!!! too loudly.

I was convinced he was probably singing it over and over in his head, and I think I was right. He spoke-sang it all as we bought provisions, and his reward was a box of Christmas Lucky Charms (cinammon vanilla and very tasty).

FIVE GOLDEN THINGS!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fav Xmas Song - Ambassadors of Harmony - Do You Hear What I Hear? at December 23, 2017 05:25 PM (ks6bw)
I am so very very sure that your son know more than me and you.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2017 05:29 PM (BtQd4)

118 In the Moron HQ fantasy football league there is a division called The Barrel and the other is Hobos.

I'm in Hobos.

Posted by: logprof at December 23, 2017 05:29 PM (GsAUU)

119 I wonder if Nancy boy and his fat assed wife will be Heading to HA for a month on his own dime.

Posted by: Ronster at December 23, 2017 05:30 PM (lExXX)

120 "I think "Barrel" should be restricted to errors you
could only commit under pixy/minx. You could cut and paste too much into
a comment in, say, Disqus, so that error is not unique to minx and
shouldn't count.



On the other hand font errors and margin errors (and centering and
grey-box) that do affect subsequent comments are unique to minx. I think
they deserve some special designation.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 23, 2017 05:12 PM (/qEW2)"

I like it! I think two barrels. One the normal barrel for the really big mistakes (full disclosure, I've seen that Barrel once or twice). AND a second barrel that the First Barrel drains into to "ripen." That's the bad barrel. That's Pixy's barrel. Don't want no Pixy's Barrel.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 23, 2017 05:30 PM (3BFzK)

121 In the blog I used to hang out they called it Band Camp. Came with a flute.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2017 05:31 PM (BtQd4)

122 The barrel like the goverment is probably shut down till Tuesday.
We don't need a stinking budget

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 05:31 PM (aC6Sd)

123 TheQuietMan @ 116- I second, concur, and agree!

Posted by: Eromero at December 23, 2017 05:32 PM (zLDYs)

124 @95, sounds like you're planning a whole thread copy/paste in the future.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 23, 2017 05:34 PM (xQfPr)

125 111 Posted by: Weasel at December 23, 2017 05:16 PM (Sfs6o)

Check your e-mail.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2017 05:22 PM (wYseH)
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Holy crap!!

Posted by: Weasel at December 23, 2017 05:35 PM (Sfs6o)

126 NFL, just take a break until bowl season is over.

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2017 05:35 PM (vCN/y)

127 One of my favorite holiday hits was Buck Owens and the Buckaroos "Santa Looked a Lot Like Daddy".

"Santa looked like daddy
Or daddy looked like him
It's not the way I had him pictured
Santa was a much too thin"....





Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 23, 2017 05:35 PM (EoRCO)

128 Are you taking estrogen or what, Steve? Because this does not sound like you. I say this with love.

Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2017 05:19 PM (14URa)


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*prods moob* Maybe I need to cut down on the soy eggnog.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 23, 2017 05:36 PM (/qEW2)

129 I wonder if Nancy boy and his fat assed wife will be Heading to HA for a month on his own dime.

HotAir?

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2017 05:36 PM (vCN/y)

130 NORAD Santa Tracker launches in 8 hours and 50 minutes...

One of my fond memories from Christmas was watching that when my son was little.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2017 05:36 PM (8+Ozj)

131 Holy crap!!

Posted by: Weasel at December 23, 2017 05:35 PM (Sfs6o)



Do you want to share with the class, Mr. Weasel?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 23, 2017 05:37 PM (fuK7c)

132 Maybe that should be HI. I don't send much mail that direction.

Posted by: Ronster at December 23, 2017 05:38 PM (lExXX)

133 Do you want to share with the class, Mr. Weasel?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 23, 2017 05:37 PM (fuK7c)No shit. Share or die, Weasel.

Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2017 05:38 PM (14URa)

134 Was about to say the same thing. To CBD, or Weasel. Don't keep us all hanging. We HQ commoners need scraps of info to make us feel part of the Horde.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2017 05:40 PM (QDnY+)

135 Chess nood

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 23, 2017 05:40 PM (xQfPr)

136 Check your e-mail.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2017 05:22 PM (wYseH)
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Holy crap!!
Posted by: Weasel
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WHAT??? you can't tease us like that without consequences...like Steve rubbing his moons all over you!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 23, 2017 05:41 PM (kufk0)

137 Twelve Tuckers staring

Nooooot Hiiilarrryyyyy!!!!!


Love it. Merry Trumpmas! Make Advent Great Again!

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 23, 2017 05:41 PM (NWiLs)

138 Apparently a conservative radio program was talking up the cookbook on air after one of "you people" emailed them a link to the Amazon page!

Posted by: Weasel at December 23, 2017 05:42 PM (Sfs6o)

139 Ann't leaving until, nood or no nood

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 05:43 PM (aC6Sd)

140 Oh, that is quite cool.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 23, 2017 05:43 PM (fuK7c)

141 I haven't gotten a cookbook yet (I will) but aside from the great recipes, wouldn't a lot of the humor be missed if people don't regularly read the site?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2017 05:43 PM (8+Ozj)

142
Epic! I'm still LOL and scaring the dogs. Just wait until kidlet #4 wakes up!

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 23, 2017 05:44 PM (MIKMs)

143 138
Apparently a conservative radio program was talking up the cookbook on
air after one of "you people" emailed them a link to the Amazon page!

Posted by: Weasel at December 23, 2017 05:42 PM (Sfs6o)
Dude, no way!!!! Dude! C'mon, what program? Coy is not a good look for you, Weasel.

Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2017 05:45 PM (14URa)

144 Fen I think it will be useful but won't get most of it unless at least a lurker

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 05:45 PM (aC6Sd)

145 I20 Always been confused about this is it 3 statues dow or 30 total?
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 04:26 PM (aC6Sd)

It's definitely more than 3. FoxNews has a running tally:

https://tinyurl.com/yark7dpy

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 23, 2017 05:45 PM (NWiLs)

146 The nood also has dresses. And the first 7 comments are yuge and spectacular!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 23, 2017 05:46 PM (xQfPr)

147 Keep saying someone needs to send a copy to Sarah Sanders,working mom's need quick recipes

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 05:47 PM (aC6Sd)

148 I LOVE the "Twelve Days of Christmas" clip. And they can really sing.

Posted by: m at December 23, 2017 05:48 PM (3ZclI)

149 I haven't gotten a cookbook yet (I will) but aside from the great recipes, wouldn't a lot of the humor be missed if people don't regularly read the site?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2017 05:43 PM (8+Ozj)



Fen, darlin', it's really not so much a cookbook as it is a book of drawings with some recipes as filler.

And the drawings are mostly inside jokes, too.

Seriously, the book has a hordeish sense of humor but it's not all inside jokes. It will appeal to people who get it.

I'm giving one to Mommy for Christmas even though I doubt she'll get it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 23, 2017 05:48 PM (fuK7c)

150 Must go through my LPs and see if I can find the Great White North version of 12 Days of Christmas.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 23, 2017 05:48 PM (oVJmc)

151 Perhaps we can get Mr Dildo to post a link on the food thread tomorrow!

Posted by: Weasel at December 23, 2017 05:48 PM (Sfs6o)

152 At the risk of getting a fat(er) head, non-Horde people seem to get it. bluebell did a masterful job of editing!

Posted by: Weasel at December 23, 2017 05:50 PM (Sfs6o)

153 I haven't gotten a cookbook yet (I will) but aside from the great recipes, wouldn't a lot of the humor be missed if people don't regularly read the site?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2017 05:43 PM (8+Ozj)

Got mine today. Still in the box. Golfboy will wrap for me.

Thanks to all that contributed.

Bigly.

Posted by: golfman at December 23, 2017 05:53 PM (48QDY)

154 150
Must go through my LPs and see if I can find the Great White North version of 12 Days of Christmas.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 23, 2017 05:48 PM (oVJmc)
Not sure it's the same thing but there is a hilarious video on youtube when I google that. Bob and Doug?

Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2017 05:54 PM (14URa)

155 Speaking of, Amazon has a 100 song choral Christmas album for 99 cents. Mormon Tabernacle, etc.

amazon.com/dp/B0778T96FF

Pretty good stuff.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fav Xmas Song - Ambassadors of Harmony - Do You Hear What I Hear? at December 23, 2017 05:55 PM (ks6bw)

156 Perhaps we can get Mr Dildo to post a link on the food thread tomorrow!
Posted by: Weasel at December 23, 2017 05:48 PM (Sfs6o)


Keep wishing. He's a big time published chef.

Seriously?

Posted by: golfman at December 23, 2017 05:55 PM (48QDY)

157 Keep wishing. He's a big time published chef.



Seriously?

Posted by: golfman at December 23, 2017 05:55 PM (48QDY)
1800 morons can't be wrong! Wait, what?

Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2017 05:57 PM (14URa)

158 Needs the incomparable Penelope Keith:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C14bjdgaqqs

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 23, 2017 05:57 PM (MIKMs)

159 Perhaps we can get Mr Dildo to post a link on the food thread tomorrow!


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I love this place.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fav Xmas Song - Ambassadors of Harmony - Do You Hear What I Hear? at December 23, 2017 05:58 PM (ks6bw)

160
Must go through my LPs and see if I can find the Great White North version of 12 Days of Christmas.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 23, 2017 05:48 PM (oVJmc)
Not sure it's the same thing but there is a hilarious video on youtube when I google that. Bob and Doug?
Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2017 05:54 PM (14URa)


Yes, the song from Bob and Doug album is on YouTube. They're the same.

Posted by: Hands at December 23, 2017 06:00 PM (EzdLW)

161 http://bit.ly/2znq79Q

Fox News Jesse Watters: Mueller Is Basically the Democrats 2020 Presidential Nominee

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 23, 2017 06:00 PM (y3aQB)

162 I pronounce TuCa as "tuckah" because that's how Mark Steyn says it.

Posted by: Hands at December 23, 2017 06:01 PM (EzdLW)

163 There are a lot of other sites that link to AoSHq, thats how I originally found it from Legal Insurrection

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2017 06:02 PM (aC6Sd)

164
Perhaps we can get Mr Dildo to post a link on the food thread tomorrow!
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I love this place.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fav Xmas Song - Ambassadors of Harmony - Do You Hear What I Hear? at December 23, 2017 05:58 PM (ks6bw)


Yeah, I'd like to invent a "magic 8 ball" type of thing that brings up randomly chosen comments from various HQ threads.

**shakes ball**

Q: "Will I ever find my true love?"
A: "Perhaps we can get Mr Dildo to post a link on the food thread tomorrow"

Posted by: Hands at December 23, 2017 06:04 PM (EzdLW)

165 Awesome, just frigging awesome.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 23, 2017 06:06 PM (aMlLZ)

166 Yeah, I'd like to invent a "magic 8 ball" type of thing that brings up randomly chosen comments from various HQ threads.


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That would be great. Seems like it would be pretty easy to do, too. Like how you can't type IMG in lowercase letters or write the name of a man's sportcoat. Just make replace certain lottery winners with phrases or auto responses.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fav Xmas Song - Ambassadors of Harmony - Do You Hear What I Hear? at December 23, 2017 06:08 PM (ks6bw)

167 162 I pronounce TuCa as "tuckah" because that's how Mark Steyn says it.

Posted by: Hands at December 23, 2017 06:01 PM (EzdLW)


I pronounce it, "little bitch."

Posted by: Tuco Salamanca at December 23, 2017 06:08 PM (a3mAP)

168 I see four barrels.

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at December 23, 2017 06:19 PM (IqV8l)

169 That was great !

Posted by: JT at December 23, 2017 06:23 PM (uf1vI)

170 FBI McCabe wants to retire early next year, like in January, with a full pension.

This is what happens when you have a lazy AG.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 23, 2017 07:28 PM (r9UYA)

171 While "Not Hillary" was great, it was even better sneaking Lunchbucket Joe in with the sexual assaults.

Posted by: dcjuggler at December 24, 2017 12:21 PM (rrAy3)

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