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Posted by: Ace at 08:41 PM




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1 yeah, oh yeah.

Miklos approves.

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at December 11, 2017 08:42 PM (zCyNd)

2 And HCWNBP!

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 11, 2017 08:42 PM (3DZIZ)

3 Beautiful, ace.

Posted by: no good deed at December 11, 2017 08:43 PM (eIQHF)

4 Diet Coke is the Deplorable Drug of Choice!

Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2017 08:43 PM (za7hD)

5 If he "snaps into a Slim Jim," it's an automatic vote for a second term from me.

Posted by: no good deed at December 11, 2017 08:43 PM (eIQHF)

6
*runs from the room sobbing*

Posted by: Taco Bowl at December 11, 2017 08:44 PM (leCj4)

7 Wait, Trump had carnal knowledge of Sinatra?

Dude!

Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2017 08:44 PM (za7hD)

8 Got my cookbook(s) tonight.


Damn, Morons, you rock! And I'm only to the cakes section!!!!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 08:45 PM (/o9Qk)

9 And he's grabbed mish like a boss! Well, The First Lady.

Posted by: RI Red at December 11, 2017 08:45 PM (NIljS)

10 The left will be screaming this post is proof positive of Trump sexually assaulting young Viking Poets.

Posted by: Tentotwo at December 11, 2017 08:45 PM (yhf6w)

11 If he "snaps into a Slim Jim," it's an automatic vote for a second term from me.
Posted by: no good deed
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Pork rinds and beer. I'd sell our house, and send him the money.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 08:46 PM (leCj4)

12 Trump also has agreed NOT to pursue litigation against the estate of Frank Herbert for stealing his biography and trying to pass it off as sci fi fiction.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 08:46 PM (fA1SL)

13 President Trump fulfilled his number one campaign promise.

The FAB will NEVER be President.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 11, 2017 08:46 PM (EoRCO)

14 You left off 4. Drank water while making a speech in a manner REMINISCENT OF JENJIS KHAN!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:46 PM (39g3+)

15 Don't say Miklos ain't honest.

I would vote for him.

Posted by: Judge Roy Molnar at December 11, 2017 08:46 PM (zCyNd)

16 I always eat two scoops now.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (0tfLf)

17 The President is a coke head!

Posted by: Yes he is at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (UdKB7)

18 Typical.

That whore Twitter gets it first.

Then, he strolls in at closing time and wants us to kiss it.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (q3Awe)

19 Out - Harry Reid's cowboy poetry

In - PDT's viking poetry

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (WlG0e)

20 Wait, Trump had carnal knowledge of Sinatra?



Dude!


I'll never hear "My Way" the same again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (IcT7t)

21 Mike Hammer, *fist bump*

Posted by: no good deed at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (eIQHF)

22 3. Pounding Diet Coke like a VIKING POET

-- TheOne&OnlyExpert (@AceofSpadesHQ) December 12, 2017


Back in the Viking days I believe they were all drinking Tab. Diet Coke is a modern invention.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (8gDQu)

23 Slim Jim is like the Kaboom of jerkey. It looks tasty but ends up tasting like cardboard and roadkill

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:48 PM (39g3+)

24
Trump trolls the news media like a boss

Like a boss is a youtube meme for bad boys being bad boys

Posted by: Wu Chu Long at December 11, 2017 08:48 PM (KdDCu)

25 I want to see him take out his dentures and place them on the podium before pounding a diet coke during a press conference.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 11, 2017 08:48 PM (LWu6U)

26 Relax Mr. Illegitimate President. We wouldn't be shitting with you unless deep deep down we love and respect you.

Like family.

Posted by: CNN at December 11, 2017 08:48 PM (7JbXq)

27 -
Drink, drink, drink, drink.
Drink, drink, drink, drink.
Drink, drink, drink, drink.
Drink, drink, drink, drink.


--
I love those old viking poems.


Posted by: Hagar the Horrible at December 11, 2017 08:48 PM (RVcmP)

28 Just received my cookbook. Dazzled. So grateful for the Horde. Thank you bluebell, Weasel, CBD, Ace, and anyone else involved.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at December 11, 2017 08:48 PM (prxs+)

29 >>>18 Typical.

That whore Twitter gets it first.

Then, he strolls in at closing time and wants us to kiss it.

...

look man, I did a lot of trolling of Brian Stelter and Chris Cilizza for being fat as fuck.

How do I do that here? What is the impact if I do it in the comments?

Posted by: ace at December 11, 2017 08:49 PM (8rNrN)

30 24. I DIDN'T KNOW BEN ROETHLISBERGER HAD A CHINESE BROTHER.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 08:49 PM (fA1SL)

31 Slim Jim is like the Kaboom of jerkey. It looks tasty but ends up tasting like cardboard and roadkill

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:48 PM (39g3+)


That's crazy talk. Slim Jims are GREAT!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2017 08:49 PM (8gDQu)

32
Is there any site that might have a comprehensive list of President Trump's accomplishments to date?

I'd enjoy seeing just what he's been able to get done in spite of the Dems and GOPe.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 11, 2017 08:49 PM (S/hVx)

33 23 Slim Jim is like the Kaboom of jerkey. It looks tasty but ends up tasting like cardboard and roadkill
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:48 PM (39g3+)

--The Angry Sasquatch (no, not Moochelle) is pretty good.

Well, at least for road trip food.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:50 PM (GsAUU)

34 4. Productively worked the Russians without working with the Russians.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 08:50 PM (H8S+R)

35 And Bubba Clinton's gone vegan or something and he looks like death walking. Gaunt and hollow-eyed.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at December 11, 2017 08:50 PM (LQLeS)

36 I want to marry that tweet.

Posted by: Roy Moore at December 11, 2017 08:50 PM (5fSr7)

37 The thing that made me a Trump believer is his commitment to watching TV. It will only cement his position as one of the greatest Presidents ever when he can finally weigh in on the last season of Game of Thrones. Can't wait!!

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 11, 2017 08:51 PM (2DOZq)

38 Why, yes, Amazon came today.
Why, yes, the Cookbook arrived today.
And, my god, it's full of stars! Uhh, recipes.

Posted by: RI Red at December 11, 2017 08:51 PM (NIljS)

39 Frankly, defeating Hillary Clinton was enough for me to respect and honor President Trump for the rest of my life.

The rest has just been astonishing and unexpected.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:51 PM (39g3+)

40 look man, I did a lot of trolling of Brian Stelter and Chris Cilizza for being fat as fuck.

How do I do that here? What is the impact if I do it in the comments?

Posted by: ace at December 11, 2017 08:49 PM (8rNrN)


Well, we could all go "ooh, burn!"

There is that.

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 08:51 PM (jHrzU)

41 Back in the Viking days I believe they were all drinking Tab. Diet Coke is a modern invention.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (8gDQu)

--I'm old enough to remember when RC 100 came out (not to mention the catchy jingle), but Tab goes waaay back.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:51 PM (GsAUU)

42 Honestly hoping he planted that 12 Diet Cokes/day story just to f#ck with them.

Kinda like how some of his tweets you could swear he first says, "Wanna see me OWN the news cycle for the next 24 like a BOSS?!?!?"
*sends tweet*

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2017 08:51 PM (W+vEI)

43 The best Trump moniker is "Donny Two Scoops". Awesome.

Thank you, MSM for your mindless Trump bashing. What a great time to be alive!

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 08:51 PM (Pqytn)

44 "Slim Jim is like the Kaboom of jerkey. It looks tasty but ends up tasting like cardboard and roadkill"

Gotta eat the spicy kind.

Posted by: Apostate at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (7d/38)

45 The comments are fast and furious.

Now it's time for some prosecutorial discretion and bourbon, but mainly bourbon.


Posted by: not Eric Holder at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (zCyNd)

46 -
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36
I want to marry that tweet.

Posted by: Roy Moore at December 11, 2017 08:50 PM

----------------

Pshaw! It's 29.


Posted by: irright at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (RVcmP)

47 >>I'd enjoy seeing just what he's been able to get done in spite of the Dems and GOPe.

Well for one thing Trump, with the assistance of the GOPe in the Senate, has gotten a dozen brand spanking new federal judges in his first year.

Obama got 3.

That will have an impact long after Donnie Two Scoops has taken his Diet Coke jones to the golf course.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (/tuJf)

48 'And Bubba Clinton's gone vegan or something and he looks like death walking. Gaunt and hollow-eyed.'

Gave up too much of his precious bodily fluids.

Posted by: Yes he is at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (UdKB7)

49 >>>Slim Jim is like the Kaboom of jerkey. It looks tasty but ends up tasting like cardboard and roadkill



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:48 PM (39g3+)<<<





Oooooh, brother, you come over here and say that to my face!



I'll break my foot off in your ass.

Posted by: zombie Randy "Macho Man" Savage at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (WlG0e)

50 Although, I have to say, when my parents open up the cookbook and see the second recipe is called "The Dildo" I'm not exactly sure how that is going to go over.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (/o9Qk)

51 I thought the Vikings quaffed mead? Or do you mean the sports team?

Posted by: Miss Grundy, the history prof at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (LQLeS)

52 look man, I did a lot of trolling of Brian Stelter and Chris Cilizza for being fat as fuck.

How do I do that here? What is the impact if I do it in the comments?
Posted by: ace
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Pretty sure it was sarc-humor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (leCj4)

53
Back in the Viking days I believe they were all drinking Tab. Diet Coke is a modern invention.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (8gDQu)

They drank it out of skulls.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (nBr1j)

54 look man, I did a lot of trolling of Brian Stelter and Chris Cilizza for being fat as fuck.

How do I do that here? What is the impact if I do it in the comments?

Posted by: ace at December 11, 2017 08:49 PM (8rNrN)


Well, kinda. You were all oblique about it.

They are obtuse - they may not quite get that you were calling them fat fucks.

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (jHrzU)

55 Making Melania wear the FLOTUS trucker hat.

Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (lKs2v)

56 >>>The rest has just been astonishing and unexpected.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:51 PM (39g3+)

I think he's having fun. Seeing all his enemies start to squirm now has to be sweeter than the thirteenth coke.

Posted by: Max Power at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (q177U)

57 #MeToo

Posted by: Zombie Frank Sinatra at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (EzdLW)

58 >>look man, I did a lot of trolling of Brian Stelter and Chris Cilizza for being fat as fuck.

>How do I do that here? What is the impact if I do it in the comments?


Look, I'm not telling you how to live your life.

I'm just saying that if you are gonna put us on the shelf, the least you could do is mount that shelf properly to a stud.

And maybe wash it off.

...or give us the entire Top 10. Like when we were young and you were still interested in, you know - Us.




Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (q3Awe)

59 Semi-engaged Scroller: "And Bubba Clinton's gone vegan or something and he looks like death walking. Gaunt and hollow-eyed."

I think he's worked himself into a frazzle dodging lamps, ashtrays, and spittle.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (H8S+R)

60 Trump had carny knowledge?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (IqV8l)

61 There has to be someone in the WH that follows ace on twitter. Trump would love it!

Posted by: Infidel at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (Ix4M6)

62
Oooooh, brother, you come over here and say that to my face!



I'll break my foot off in your ass.
Posted by: zombie Randy "Macho Man" Savage at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (WlG0e)


--Macho Man, you should have said you'd snap into him!

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (GsAUU)

63 Trump could send the media into a real frenzy if it was leaked that he likes spam sandwiches, on white bread, with mayonnaise.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 08:54 PM (nBr1j)

64 Although, I have to say, when my parents open up the cookbook and see the second recipe is called "The Dildo" I'm not exactly sure how that is going to go over.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (/o9Qk)


What section? Appetizers?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2017 08:54 PM (Eu5eZ)

65 Has anyone seen ace and Trump in the same room?

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (jHrzU)

66 Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (/tuJf)

The thing he has done the most that is reported the least is kicking ISIS ass.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (2DOZq)

67 58 >>look man, I did a lot of trolling of Brian Stelter and Chris Cilizza for being fat as fuck.

>How do I do that here? What is the impact if I do it in the comments?


Look, I'm not telling you how to live your life.

I'm just saying that if you are gonna put us on the shelf, the least you could do is mount that shelf properly to a stud.

And maybe wash it off.

...or give us the entire Top 10. Like when we were young and you were still interested in, you know - Us.




Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (q3Awe)



And put us on a shelf separate from the messenger bags.

Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (lKs2v)

68 "Amateurs talk strategy. Professionals know better then to comment on a new thread for a good 20 minutes."

Posted by: Gen. Omar "Miklos" Bradley, USA (Ret.) at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (zCyNd)

69 Mexico will pay for the Diet Coke

Didn't I read somewhere that most males don't like the taste of Diet Coke ?

Posted by: Yeah at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (hybN8)

70 13 President Trump fulfilled his number one campaign promise.

---

to WIN

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (vChNs)

71 Hey, Snowflake

A Poem

*left!* *SMASH!*
*right!* *SMASH!*

See? It rhymes. Now gimme your girl...

Posted by: Viking Poet at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (dEefA)

72 >>>43 The best Trump moniker is "Donny Two Scoops". Awesome.


yeah I love that one. I was thinking of that when I wrote this.

Posted by: ace at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (8rNrN)

73 I think he's having fun. Seeing all his enemies start to squirm now has to be sweeter than the thirteenth coke.

Posted by: Max Power at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (q177U)

=====================
I suspect that when the DoJ OIG report is published (some day), the "squirming" will escalate to "writhing".

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (Pqytn)

74 >>>Honestly hoping he planted that 12 Diet Cokes/day story just to f#ck with them.

Kinda
like how some of his tweets you could swear he first says, "Wanna see
me OWN the news cycle for the next 24 like a BOSS?!?!?"
*sends tweet*


Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2017 08:51 PM (W+vEI)<<<

Me POTUS,
Me play joke,
Make #FakeNews talk about Diet Coke.

Posted by: @realDonaldTrump at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (WlG0e)

75 A memorial service for Ritabootoo, who passed from cancer last week, will be held this Thursday, December 14th at the Wooster Funeral Home in Clementon, New Jersey. 6:30pm - 7:30pm is visitation followed by a service led by Father Adam at 7:30pm. Please, if you know any of Ritabootoo's friends here, help get the word to them. Thank you.

I will also send an email to the pet thread.

Posted by: Anonymous-9 at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (omz2g)

76 63 Trump could send the media into a real frenzy if it was leaked that he likes spam sandwiches, on white bread, with mayonnaise.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 08:54 PM (nBr1j)


--He has actually had McDonald's food on Air Force One --maybe more than once.

He just didn't make a big deal out of it.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (GsAUU)

77 He gets his McDonald's delivered from farther away than is necessary. That's G.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders is a crazy hobo at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (tC/MQ)

78 The MSM's zeal undercuts what they want to achieve. When they misreport stories like Ferguson, they make me feel that there isn't really that much racial injustice going on. When they obsess upon pecan pie fraud and scandalous diet soda overconsumption, it makes me think, maybe this Donald guy is a competent professional if this is all they can come up with.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (/qEW2)

79 >>>I'm just saying that if you are gonna put us on the shelf, the least you could do is mount that shelf properly to a stud.

And maybe wash it off.

...or give us the entire Top 10. Like when we were young and you were still interested in, you know - Us.


...

I've tried a few top tens. I tried one just before Thanksgiving. I had a premise but then zero entries.

I think I'm too old for top tens. I think the most I can go for are top fives or even, like here, a top three.

Posted by: ace at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (8rNrN)

80 63 Trump could send the media into a real frenzy if it was leaked that he likes spam sandwiches, on white bread, with mayonnaise.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 08:54 PM (nBr1j)



Doesn't he put ketchup on steak?

Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (lKs2v)

81 Similar, but not...I bet Trump has a low single digit golf handicap. On the other hand Obama is a low single digit handicap!

Posted by: Tentotwo at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (yhf6w)

82
What section? Appetizers?





Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2017 08:54 PM (Eu5eZ)


Drinks. Cause, yeah.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (/o9Qk)

83 I got yer Viking poet right here

https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/ minnesota_vikings_426255

Posted by: Zombie Bud Grant at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (EzdLW)

84 "There has to be someone in the WH that follows ace on twitter. "

Bet there are some lurkers here. The WH seems to have its ear to the ground re: what the commoners say and think, much better than the rest of the petty gentry of Washington.

Posted by: Apostate at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (7d/38)

85 Wife went to this thing where Katty Kay (former BBC presenter, I think she is Guardian US editor now or something) was speaking, she said Trump's tweets filled her with dread, he would tweet in the early morning and it ruined the whole rest of her day.

When I heard that, I understood EXACTLY why Trump tweets.

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 08:57 PM (jHrzU)

86 Maybe Trump drinks 2 Diet Cokes a day. CNN does have a problem seeing the number "1" before other numbers.

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2017 08:57 PM (ANIFC)

87 Holy crap...I got a look at the wife of DoJ spy who worked at Fusion GPS on FOX homepage. Nothing creepier than an inbred prog.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2017 08:57 PM (ty7RM)

88 >>--He has actually had McDonald's food on Air Force One --maybe more than once.

He just didn't make a big deal out of it.


Remember pudgy Bill Clinton 'Jogging' to McDonald's?

All the Media whores fanning themselves over it?

Good times.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 08:57 PM (q3Awe)

89 Latest victim of Gropeaggedon: King Kong. Faye Wray calls him out for a little handsy. Or a big handsy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 11, 2017 08:57 PM (+y/Ru)

90 me at litecoin at $90..."ackkkshually, litecoin is superior to bitcoin, I should buy some before the zzzzzz..."

me at litecoin at $250 "well, fuck"

Posted by: porg herder at December 11, 2017 08:58 PM (TlvUt)

91 78 The MSM's zeal undercuts what they want to achieve. When they misreport stories like Ferguson, they make me feel that there isn't really that much racial injustice going on. When they obsess upon pecan pie fraud and scandalous diet soda overconsumption, it makes me think, maybe this Donald guy is a competent professional if this is all they can come up with.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (/qEW2)

That's something that puzzles me. I'm sure there are things they could legitimately criticize him for--but this constant shrieking makes them look utterly ridiculous.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 08:58 PM (nBr1j)

92 See? It rhymes. Now gimme your girl...
Posted by: Viking Poet


Funny story - I was just reading some articles about Irish genetics.

If you had any girls in my extended family I'm pretty sure you'd be committing incest.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 08:58 PM (6FqZa)

93 I laughed out loud.

Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at December 11, 2017 08:58 PM (WbIyz)

94 Nothing wrong with a Top 5 ace. I know Top 10 lists are all the rage on youtube but one of the video game guys I check out "RabbidLuigi" almost always does just Top 5s.

And he was RabbidLuigi before there was a Mario+Rabbids game.

Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2017 08:58 PM (lKs2v)

95 The Paolo, he is ok if you ladies just want to use the Top 10.

Posted by: Paolo at December 11, 2017 08:58 PM (q3Awe)

96 The bulimics at CNN should just STFU about Trump's diet. He'll outlive them all.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 11, 2017 08:58 PM (+azJs)

97 ... well, on the Irish side... or on the northern English side, or the Norman side, or the East European side. . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (6FqZa)

98 And in other news, the management of my obtuse company have decreed that if you refuse to attend the company Ugly Sweater Holiday Party, you have abandoned your job and will be immediately terminated.


Because that's the way to increase morale after screwing us all over for the past year.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (/o9Qk)

99 I think I'm too old for top tens. I think the most I can go for are top fives or even, like here, a top three.

Posted by: ace at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (8rNrN)


See if you can score some of that stuff Frank Thomas is pimping. You can text for a free bottle.

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (jHrzU)

100 >>>He gets his McDonald's delivered from farther away than is necessary. That's G.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders is a crazy hobo at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (tC/MQ)<<<

Did he get it delivered from St. Louis, like my pizza?

Posted by: SCOAMF at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (WlG0e)

101 75 A memorial service for Ritabootoo, who passed from cancer last week, will be held this Thursday, December 14th at the Wooster Funeral Home in Clementon, New Jersey. 6:30pm - 7:30pm is visitation followed by a service led by Father Adam at 7:30pm. Please, if you know any of Ritabootoo's friends here, help get the word to them. Thank you.

I will also send an email to the pet thread.
Posted by: Anonymous-9 at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (omz2g)


But the next pet threat won't be until Saturday the 16th.

Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

102 still no handmaidens tho

Posted by: porg herder at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (TlvUt)

103 77 He gets his McDonald's delivered from farther away than is necessary. That's G.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders is a crazy hobo at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (tC/MQ)

--If he craves a Big Mac and expresses it out loud, shit gets done, even if he has to go himself.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (GsAUU)

104 Thread.

Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

105 Sarah Sanders should come into a press conference drinking out of a plastic model of Jim Acosta's head.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:00 PM (nBr1j)

106 Nothing creepier than an inbred prog.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

Hey, leave Chelsea alone!

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 09:00 PM (8ikIW)

107 "Are you Frank Thomas!?"

Posted by: Houswife in Sopping Wet Panties at December 11, 2017 09:00 PM (q3Awe)

108 The Paolo, he is ok if you ladies just want to use the Top 10.

Oh yeah, Viking Poet, you might not want to stay on shore leave too long in Sicily either.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 09:00 PM (6FqZa)

109 >>I think I'm too old for top tens. I think the most I can go for are top fives or even, like here, a top three.


Just pop a Diet Coke or 7. It gives you wings.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 09:00 PM (/tuJf)

110 oooo, Sean Spicer will be on Hannity's show.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:01 PM (GsAUU)

111 remember when clinton shut an entire airport down for a fucking haircut? good times. that's ballin.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2017 09:01 PM (KP5rU)

112 4. Mac-Daddy: Eating two Big Macs AND a Filet O Fish sandwich for lunch. Then just drops the wrappers on the floor like what are you gonna do about it?

Posted by: Winkin, Blinkin and Nod at December 11, 2017 09:01 PM (e0yiL)

113 If you pinch a Slim Jim toward the bitten off part, what comes out looks just like the stuff coming out of the tube in that famous Kim Jung Un picture at the People's Democratic Factory of The Democratic Peoples of North Korea

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 11, 2017 09:01 PM (oAY8z)

114 Top ten reasons ace has given up top ten lists

10. Ten is the basis for metric. Screw those Euroweenies.
9. Can't fit within 147 characters

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 11, 2017 09:01 PM (2DOZq)

115 Linduh, your story from the last thread. Horrible.

Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 09:01 PM (kUotE)

116 Me POTUS,
Me play joke,
Make #FakeNews talk about Diet Coke.

Posted by: @realDonaldTrump at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (WlG0e)


========

If there's wife swapping, why not head of state swapping?

Just for yucks, let Trump run China for, say 2 months and Jinping run the US for 2 months. Other nations can do swaps too. Hungary/Germany, etc. This could be fun.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (/qEW2)

117 Howdy beloved Horde!

Are you tired of winning yet?

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (/A+Cl)

118 >>Trump could send the media into a real frenzy if it was leaked that he likes spam sandwiches, on white bread, with mayonnaise.


One of his favorite meals is meatloaf. Judge Jeanine Piro is a close friend of his (her hubby was his lawyer?), and on the night before inauguration she was telling Tucker how she and her hubby fly down to Mar-a-Lago with him and Melania for the weekend all the time and he's always serving them all meatloaf.

Not lobster and kobe beef, meatloaf.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (W+vEI)

119 Wife went to this thing where Katty Kay (former BBC presenter, I think she is Guardian US editor now or something) was speaking, she said Trump's tweets filled her with dread, he would tweet in the early morning and it ruined the whole rest of her day.

When I heard that, I understood EXACTLY why Trump tweets.
Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 08:57 PM (jHrzU)

------

Yep. He takes the wind out of their sails at 5:00 a.m., leaving them bobbing along out there with no rudder control all day, every day.

Posted by: Side draft at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (ohP/V)

120 Trump should eat a Big Mac during the SOTU speech. And toss the wrapper at the Dem side

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (ANIFC)

121 Did he get it delivered from St. Louis, like my pizza?
Posted by: SCOAMF at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (WlG0e)

--LMAO, I'd forgotten that ridiculousness.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (GsAUU)

122 Then just drops the wrappers on the floor like what are you gonna do about it?

Orders McRibs when they're not available.

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (8ikIW)

123
Remember pudgy Bill Clinton 'Jogging' to McDonald's?

All the Media whores fanning themselves over it?

Good times.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 08:57 PM (q3Awe)


Now he looks like Foghorn Leghorn at Auschwitz. Shows you what McDonald's and end-game incurable STDs do to you. Mostly STDs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (xNDG/)

124 >>remember when clinton shut an entire airport down for a fucking haircut?


I shit you not - each time he did that I delivered Pizzas to him at Westchester County Airport.

Good tips.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (q3Awe)

125 50 Although, I have to say, when my parents open up the cookbook and see the second recipe is called "The Dildo" I'm not exactly sure how that is going to go over.
Posted by: DangerGirl

-------------------

Just tell them the Dildo is an extinct bird, a cousin of the Dodo.

Posted by: Miss Grundy, the history prof at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (LQLeS)

126 Just pop a Diet Coke or 7. It gives you wings.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 09:00 PM (/tuJf)

yes... but what does it MEAN???

Posted by: The NSA headquarters loks an awful lot like the Kabaa, just sayin' at December 11, 2017 09:03 PM (zCyNd)

127 110. He's a great American.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:03 PM (fA1SL)

128 you have abandoned your job and will be immediately terminated.


Oh yay, mandatory fun! -no one ever.

Posted by: no good deed at December 11, 2017 09:03 PM (eIQHF)

129 Funny story - I was just reading some articles about Irish genetics.



If you had any girls in my extended family I'm pretty sure you'd be committing incest.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 08:58 PM (6FqZa)

======================
It's good to be king.

Posted by: Brian Boru at December 11, 2017 09:03 PM (Pqytn)

130 blaster: "When I heard that, I understood EXACTLY why Trump tweets."

Yeah, I'm thinking his stray voltage isn't stray at all. The MFM simply cannot help themselves. They are congenitally driven to chase the laser pointer dot. Buncha pusses they are to Trump who owns them like. a. boss.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 09:03 PM (H8S+R)

131 Trump could eat 3 meals a day at the Kwik E Mart for an entire year and never go hungry.

Boom.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 11, 2017 09:03 PM (oAY8z)

132 Just tell them the Dildo is an extinct bird, a cousin of the Dodo.

Posted by: Miss Grundy, the history prof at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (LQLeS)


My mother is naive. But not that naive.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 09:04 PM (/o9Qk)

133 As an aside:


Aluminum cans made inroads into the soft drink market in 1964, when Royal Crown Cola released both its RC Cola and Diet Rite beverages in two-piece, 12-ounce aluminum containers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:04 PM (leCj4)

134 I bet Hillary drinks more vodka than Trump drinks diet coke

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (hMwEB)

135 Anybody think Trump can win ? I remember when I was in the minority. And banned.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (fiGNd)

136 Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll sever your body
Right in fvcking two

- Viking Shakesleare

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (+y/Ru)

137 Although, I have to say, when my parents open up the cookbook and see the second recipe is called "The Dildo" I'm not exactly sure how that is going to go over.
Posted by: DangerGirl



Tell them it is a typo. Was supposed to be Dido. Although, CBD submitted, so it may be written out in his name too.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (r3KsD)

138 I screen shot this and sent it to my cousin with the caption *dead*

Just awesome.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (IYHxL)

139 Did he get it delivered from St. Louis, like my pizza?


oooo, that reminds me: after the Shocklee (sp?) verdict, the Professional Protesters tore up one of Chris Sommer's (of Obumbles Inauguration night fame) pizza joints. He took to social media to try and mitigate what had happened, and started outright lying about how the cops were reacting.
I predict his remaining restaurants will be done shortly.
Cock sucker.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (ty7RM)

140 Good tips.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (q3Awe)

I can tell about Elizabeth Taylor and Popeye's Fried Chicken-no tips.

Posted by: Miklos is a witness at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (zCyNd)

141 On the other hand Obama is a low single digit handicap!

Per hole, but that's not how you do it.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (zu3jZ)

142 134 I bet Hillary drinks more vodka than Trump drinks diet coke
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (hMwEB)

Is it still considered drinking if she has an IV drip?

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2017 09:06 PM (ANIFC)

143 Listen, this Bad-ass is in the last quarter of his life, if he wants to chug those poison drinks and eat burgers and Taco bowls, then he damn well deserves it! I just cannot see him eating an effing arugula salad or drinking tea. This country does not deserve this magnificent bastard...we really don't. But I thank the Lord Almighty for this man and others like him who seen to appear at the most opportune time to save this nation from ruin.

Posted by: MeroChingon at December 11, 2017 09:06 PM (vpHbu)

144 I think I'm too old for top tens. I think the most I can go for are top fives or even, like here, a top three.

Posted by: ace at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (8rNrN)

What are you, like 32?

Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2017 09:06 PM (za7hD)

145 Diet Coke: The Drink Of Skaalds!

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 11, 2017 09:06 PM (XKZwp)

146 Um...
pjmedia.com/instapundit/283141/

The Left really is damn weird.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 09:06 PM (6FqZa)

147
Now I'm hungry for cold meatloaf sandwiches.

Mostly just hungry.

Posted by: Wu Chu Long at December 11, 2017 09:07 PM (KdDCu)

148 Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Make America Great Again
And kiss my Taint

Posted by: Viking Poet at December 11, 2017 09:07 PM (oAY8z)

149 Just tell them the Dildo is an extinct bird, a cousin of the Dodo.

It's a sort of hobbit.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 09:07 PM (6FqZa)

150 Northernlurker: "Sarah Sanders should come into a press conference drinking out of a plastic model of Jim Acosta's head."

Ha!

You can't get that kind of subtlety in Peruvia, I tell you what.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 09:07 PM (H8S+R)

151 He has actually had McDonald's food on Air Force One --maybe more than once.

Sorry, boss, the nation's wagyu beef herd is going to take a while to recover.

Posted by: White House Chefs at December 11, 2017 09:07 PM (QTZZW)

152 Thank you Ace for tweetin' like a Fuckin' Boss

You can tweet for me anytime

Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 09:08 PM (CXrpl)

153 134 I bet Hillary drinks more vodka than Trump drinks diet coke
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (hMwEB)

--Actually, I think she prefers Crown Royal.

I'm not kidding. Apropos, no?

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:08 PM (GsAUU)

154 Tell them the dildo drink is best dressed up with a smudge of ketchup on the rim of the glass and dipped in margarita salt... or is that already part of the drink

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2017 09:08 PM (Eu5eZ)

155 I'd like to see him have the presidential limousine pull over at a gas station to pick up cupcakes.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:08 PM (nBr1j)

156

Trump's "health" and "eating habits". My God, the Man is the personification of "High Energy". He's 70 years old and has the energy of a teenager. He only needs a few hours of sleep per day. And the rest of the day, it's go, go, go!

Somebody was comparing all this nonsense to Winston Churchill's "habits". Sir Winston had beer for breakfast, then whiskey and cigars for the rest of the day. And other very healthy habits.

And after a good day's intense high energy workout, our 70 year old god-emperor still has the energy to make Melania walk funny for a week, I'm sure.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 09:08 PM (8O3HH)

157 I have never eaten a cheeseburger.

Because the Joos control the international cheese cartel.

And that would be haram.

Posted by: One former president at December 11, 2017 09:08 PM (zCyNd)

158 Damn, I really am thirsty for some Diet Coke now. After reading about it for a few threads...

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 09:09 PM (r3KsD)

159 And in other news, the management of my obtuse company have decreed that if you refuse to attend the company Ugly Sweater Holiday Party, you have abandoned your job and will be immediately terminated.


Because that's the way to increase morale after screwing us all over for the past year.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (/o9Qk)

--------

I am a hiring manager. If I sent out any trackable correspondence that demanded such a thing, I would be gone in less than 24 hours.

I would suggest that you forward any directive sent out to your state Dept. of Labor. That is incredibly illegal.

Posted by: Side draft at December 11, 2017 09:09 PM (ohP/V)

160 Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ace is the shit
And the COBs are too

(Thanks Ace if you're reading still, you're doing a great job)

Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 09:09 PM (kUotE)

161 Tell them the dildo drink is best dressed up with a smudge of ketchup on the rim of the glass and dipped in margarita salt... or is that already part of the drink

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2017 09:08 PM (Eu5eZ)

No, it's part of the attire.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 11, 2017 09:09 PM (zCyNd)

162 148. Last line : 'Burma Fuckin' Shave' - common in most northern European poetry - epics and what have you.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:09 PM (fA1SL)

163 Sonobi is just another way of saying all of Ace's posts will be self retweets someday.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:09 PM (I/iGu)

164 promises. promises.

Posted by: Monk at December 11, 2017 09:09 PM (g4lFK)

165 >> 88 Remember pudgy Bill Clinton 'Jogging' to McDonald's?

The SNL skit with Phil Hartman was gold, Jerry. Gold!

Link in my nic

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at December 11, 2017 09:10 PM (IIOyJ)

166 I'd like to see what kind of vest Trump is wearing under his jacket, and what he carries. Commercial endorsements! Trump drinks it, you should too.

Posted by: dartist at December 11, 2017 09:10 PM (nisXv)

167 McDonalds. Vanity Fair (I think; could have benn Esquire; some glossy rag) did a puff piece on John Edwards and his wife - how normal and how in love with one another they were - celebrating the fact that they went to McDonalds each year on their anniversary. This was before the Enquirer (the Enquirer!) unearthed that he was dicking that crazy videographer while his wife died of cancer.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 11, 2017 09:10 PM (H5knJ)

168 Still not tired of winning!

I think Sarah Huckabee Sanders should run for Preznit in 2020.

Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2017 09:10 PM (za7hD)

169 Vodka? Hillary gotta be a gin drinker.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:11 PM (I/iGu)

170 I love that Ace has Lucy and Snoopy at the 5 cents booth.

But I'm a Peanuts fan.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 09:11 PM (r3KsD)

171 Trump drinks a Diet Cola faster than Matt Lauer can press his rape button.

Posted by: Winkin, Blinkin and Nod at December 11, 2017 09:11 PM (e0yiL)

172 >>Because that's the way to increase morale after screwing us all over for the past year.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm)


Well, if you want to go in a really nice sweater just to stick it to them, post your measurements and we'll pick something out for you.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:11 PM (q3Awe)

173 Can't stop laughing. The topper to this thread would be Roy Moore in an avalanche over Dougie.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at December 11, 2017 09:11 PM (sgdeM)

174 18 Typical.

That whore Twitter gets it first.

Then, he strolls in at closing time and wants us to kiss it.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (q3Awe)

===

Word.

Twitter is the enemy and you are the product.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2017 09:11 PM (EZebt)

175 I am a hiring manager. If I sent out any trackable
correspondence that demanded such a thing, I would be gone in less than
24 hours.



I would suggest that you forward any directive sent out to your state Dept. of Labor. That is incredibly illegal.

Posted by: Side draft at December 11, 2017 09:09 PM (ohP/V)


It was a verbal threat, not actually put into writing.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 09:11 PM (/o9Qk)

176 >>The Left really is damn weird.


That's John Waters, who made a movie where the tranny lead at dog poop.
Weird does not begin to describe that guy...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2017 09:11 PM (W+vEI)

177 I think Sarah Huckabee Sanders should run for Preznit in 2024. Fixed it.

Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2017 09:11 PM (za7hD)

178 Let me see, if Diet Coke is that bad, then why was then 70 year old Candidate Trump able to out work "She Who Would be Queen" on the campaign trail?

And, I really doubt President Trump downs 12 Diet Cokes a day. After all, it was CNN who reported this breathtaking expose.

Posted by: blake at December 11, 2017 09:11 PM (WEBkv)

179 28 Just received my cookbook. Dazzled. So grateful for the Horde. Thank you bluebell, Weasel, CBD, Ace, and anyone else involved

PS I still have not received mine!!! Not fair.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at December 11, 2017 09:12 PM (sgdeM)

180 Iron Grampa, there's a website listing President Trump's accomplishments called magapill.com

Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 09:12 PM (CXrpl)

181
The Dildo? Shoot, I should have gotten more interested in this Moron Cookbook thing.

Maybe I could come up with something for my favorite, the oxymoronically dubbed strapless strap-on, or "Realdoe".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 09:12 PM (8O3HH)

182 Northernlurker: "Sarah Sanders should come into a press conference drinking out of a plastic model of Jim Acosta's head."



Ha!



You can't get that kind of subtlety in Peruvia, I tell you what.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 09:07 PM (H8S+R)

===========================
Well, having never seen Mr. Acosta, a plastic head drinking vessel sounds like a lot of work. It would be a lot easier to buy a skull-shaped mug and then paint the CNN logo on it. And if you do one, you might as well pay for the entire MSM set. Those idiots post their #FakeNews stories on a regular schedule as far as I can tell.

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 09:12 PM (Pqytn)

183 I like that SHS replaced Spicer, but it's also nice that Spicer is out there continuing to rip the MBM.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:12 PM (GsAUU)

184 98 And in other news, the management of my obtuse company have decreed that if you refuse to attend the company Ugly Sweater Holiday Party, you have abandoned your job and will be immediately terminated.


Because that's the way to increase morale after screwing us all over for the past year.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (/o9Qk)


That is retarded.

Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2017 09:13 PM (sdi6R)

185 50 Although, I have to say, when my parents open up the cookbook and see the second recipe is called "The Dildo" I'm not exactly sure how that is going to go over.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (/o9Qk)



Its named after the town in Newfoundland.

Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2017 09:13 PM (lKs2v)

186 The media got all upset that the God Emperor was citing magapill.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 09:13 PM (6FqZa)

187 OK, I see what kind of "Ace" gets ampersands on "Twitter".


Droit de Ace, monsieur?


What else is in the fine print of this "Ace" thing I clicked on?

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 11, 2017 09:13 PM (zCyNd)

188 Wow Ace. Just. Wow.

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2017 09:13 PM (0YSzp)

189 The floggings will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 09:13 PM (6FqZa)

190 Diet Coke is a helluva drug.

**slaps CNN across the face**

I'm Donald Trump, bitch!

Posted by: President Donald Trump at December 11, 2017 09:13 PM (WlG0e)

191 Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 11, 2017 09:10 PM (H5knJ)


The msm, legacy press, smothered that story with a pillow. National Enquirer got pics, and the MSM sorta covered it. With great reluctance.

It was foreshadowing of the trouble to come. He wanted to be Prez, and they were burying the story. It was like we were in JFK times.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 09:14 PM (r3KsD)

192 134 I bet Hillary drinks more vodka than Trump drinks diet coke
Posted by: votermom pimping great books!

-------------------------------------------------

If she drinks diet Cokes they're mixed with rum.

Posted by: The Andrews Sisters at December 11, 2017 09:14 PM (LQLeS)

193 He is a very baaaaad boy. And he yanks the media's chain like a guy pulling the chain on an overhead flush toilet. Does it every day, just after he sits down to take his morning "sit down". And they fall for it every goldanged time.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 11, 2017 09:14 PM (Sda6L)

194 155 I'd like to see him have the presidential limousine pull over at a gas station to pick up cupcakes.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:08 PM (nBr1j)

--Even to this day, I enjoy those orange Hostess cupcakes.

To me they're delicious.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:14 PM (GsAUU)

195 DangerGirl,
It being Texas, I'm doing ugly Christmas t-shirts instead of sweaters. I found one at Walmart today for $4.97.

Posted by: linduh at December 11, 2017 09:14 PM (kufk0)

196 oooo, that reminds me: after the Shocklee (sp?) verdict, the Professional Protesters tore up one of Chris Sommer's (of Obumbles Inauguration night fame) pizza joints. He took to social media to try and mitigate what had happened, and started outright lying about how the cops were reacting.
I predict his remaining restaurants will be done shortly.
Cock sucker.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (ty7RM)


He is also blaming an incident that happened in 2011 on Trump.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 11, 2017 09:15 PM (/A+Cl)

197 >>Diet Coke is a helluva drug.

**slaps CNN across the face**

>>I'm Donald Trump, bitch!

**Stamps Shoes all over Couch**

Fuck Yo' Couch!

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:15 PM (q3Awe)

198 When it's late
And my mind meanders,
I close the blinds
And think of Sarah Sanders.

Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 09:15 PM (kUotE)

199 Twitter is the enemy and you are the product.

I thought that was Facebook

Posted by: Viking Poet at December 11, 2017 09:15 PM (oAY8z)

200 148 Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Make America Great Again
And kiss my Taint
Posted by: Viking Poet at December 11, 2017 09:07 PM (oAY8z)

and Kiss my Taint TOO.....

and it rhymes...

Now you know why we sent you on a Boat out of the country... to go raiding...

Posted by: King Jarl's Bard at December 11, 2017 09:15 PM (NgKpN)

201 So when Trump tweets out his wish list for 2018 will he express the desire to see crush his enemies, see them driven before him and hear the lamentations of their women?

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:15 PM (nBr1j)

202 Ding Dongs > Cup Cakes

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 11, 2017 09:15 PM (H5knJ)

203 @198 not bad, not bad at all!

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:15 PM (QC/4S)

204 Chocodiles > Ding Dongs > Cup Cakes

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:16 PM (q3Awe)

205 Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll sever your body
Right in fvcking two

- Viking Shakesleare
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today
------------

This is why I hang out at this landscape of iniquity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:16 PM (leCj4)

206 Where's Muldoon? We could use a limerick!

Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2017 09:16 PM (za7hD)

207
I'd like to see him have the presidential limousine pull over at a gas station to pick up cupcakes.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:08 PM (nBr1j)


Trump likes Americans. Trump likes America. He, like Reagan, is a guy most folks can imagine sitting and joking with at the volunteer fire department fish fry.

Obama is the kind of guy who would ask for French bread at a barbecue joint (if he came near such a prole place).

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2017 09:16 PM (pawu0)

208 When it's late
And my mind meanders,
I close the blinds
And think of Sarah Sanders.

Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 09:15 PM (kUotE)

I'm just at home, baking cookies.

Posted by: She who might have been at December 11, 2017 09:17 PM (zCyNd)

209 Viking Poet is the new Techno Viking

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 11, 2017 09:17 PM (hUqh+)

210 203 She's my milf crush. I need discipline.

Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 09:17 PM (kUotE)

211 Ding Dongs > Cup Cakes

==


there

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:17 PM (QC/4S)

212 183 I like that SHS replaced Spicer,



She is amazing! She does that job and is raising toddlers, right? I bow to her. She learned the iron hand, velvet glove lesson well. I bet the press thought she'd be a pushover.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 09:17 PM (r3KsD)

213
crap. winter storm warning 5-8 inches of snow accumulation and 30mph winds

Posted by: Wu Chu Long at December 11, 2017 09:17 PM (KdDCu)

214 DangerGirl,

It being Texas, I'm doing ugly Christmas t-shirts instead of sweaters. I found one at Walmart today for $4.97.

Posted by: linduh at December 11, 2017 09:14 PM (kufk0)


Well done. Being the rebel that I am, I will go to their stupid party (because I need my job in the short interim I have left here) but I refuse to take part in their actual festivities.
Meanwhile, I'm going to bed. Love ya, Horde.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 09:17 PM (/o9Qk)

215 204 Chocodiles > Ding Dongs > Cup Cakes
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:16 PM (q3Awe)

--Neither of the first two have orange flavor.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:18 PM (GsAUU)

216 Covfefe!


(just seemed to fit here)

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2017 09:18 PM (QDnY+)

217 blake: "And, I really doubt President Trump downs 12 Diet Cokes a day. After all, it was CNN who reported this breathtaking expose."

By gum, you're right. The story probably started out as, "Trump takes one multivitamin per week." By the time the layers and layers of fact checkers and editors played telephone with it, it came out, "Drinks 12 Diet Cokes per day delivered by Vladimir Putin."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 09:18 PM (H8S+R)

218 And in other news, the management of my obtuse company have decreed that if you refuse to attend the company Ugly Sweater Holiday Party, you have abandoned your job and will be immediately terminated.

Bet he doesn't fire you if you don't show up though. He's just afraid nobody will be there like last year when he was there all alone in his ugly sweater and had to drink all the booze.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 09:18 PM (39g3+)

219 The only thing worse than Cillizza on Tony Kornheiser's podcast?

Cillizza and Howard Fineman together in the same episode.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:18 PM (I/iGu)

220 >>--Neither of the first two have orange flavor.


The Orange Flavor is in your mind.

Like a Shamrock Shake.

There' no Shamrocks in there!

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:18 PM (q3Awe)

221 Oh, and

Butterscotch Tastykake Krimpets > Chocodiles > Ding Dongs > Cup Cakes

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:18 PM (GsAUU)

222 For Christmas, my daughter-in-law bought me a "cookie of the month club" subscription.

The first one came today. All the ingredients in a mason jar. All I have to do is add egg and butter.
And mix and stir and bake.

In other words, WORK!

Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2017 09:19 PM (za7hD)

223 She's my milf crush. I need discipline.


==

you are channeling it well

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:19 PM (QC/4S)

224
Tastykakes

*mic drop*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2017 09:19 PM (pawu0)

225 Forgot to tell yall over the weekend I went to my brothers Varsity basketball game and one of his teammates was kneeling during the anthem.

My brother was pretty pissed and I told him not to trip about it. He'll be gone after this year and starting some shit on the team isn't worth it unless he starts some shit with him.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:19 PM (IYHxL)

226 >>>Chocodiles > Ding Dongs > Cup Cakes

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:16 PM (q3Awe)<<<

Yodels > Ring Dings > Cup Cakes > Ding Dongs > Chocodiles

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 11, 2017 09:19 PM (WlG0e)

227 I don't really recall those campaign promises, so he is greatly over performing.

Posted by: MAGA at December 11, 2017 09:19 PM (LnOh3)

228 Just because everything backfires on these birdbrains, maybe it's time to buy COKE stock.

And to start drinking it like a madman to WIN!

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 09:19 PM (TUE05)

229 All I had today was pudding and coffee.

I'm dying here. I want a cheeseburger and Diet Coke. But it's cold and dark out. I could order delivery, I guess. But that seems too, too lazy McButterPants.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 09:19 PM (r3KsD)

230 Drakes Coffee Cake

You can all discuss something else now.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:20 PM (q3Awe)

231 Best thing about der Trumpenfuhrer's Pensacola rally was just seeing his apparent mood and energy level. Both are great.


And some of his best stuff is the small, (comparatively) unimportant stuff.


Like his "Merry Christmas" Chauvinism. Love that. Guessing many many millions of Americans do, too.



Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2017 09:20 PM (QDnY+)

232 Tastykakes

*mic drop*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2017 09:19 PM (pawu0)

So you're in on the deal, huh?

Posted by: Russian TastyKakes Trump Collusion at December 11, 2017 09:20 PM (zCyNd)

233 If he eats spicy pork rinds, in oval office ... dictator for life.

Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2017 09:20 PM (yM/Yl)

234 I get the feeling Trump is one of those people who says "why can't they just do this, its so obvious!!!" Then went... "wait, I can do this..."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (39g3+)

235 Tastykake Peanut Butter Tastykrisps.

FTW

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (Pqytn)

236 I've never had Chocodile, but if it's better than a Ding Dong sign me the eff up

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (oAY8z)

237 Thanks Johnny. That girl was in third grade like my daughter. Literally too close to home. That whole neighborhood goes to my kids school in my neighborhood. Once they release the actual names I may actually know who she is.

Posted by: linduh at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (kufk0)

238 Does he eat those little donuts--the ones with icing sugar? Bet that would drive the media crazy.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (nBr1j)

239 I'm dying here. I want a cheeseburger and Diet Coke. But it's cold and dark out. I could order delivery, I guess. But that seems too, too lazy McButterPants.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla

McDs does delivery now

Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (yM/Yl)

240 Pretty sure Chocodildos will be in the next Moron cookbook.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (WlG0e)

241 I'd love to see Trump go to KFC, buy a Double Down (when are those coming back?), and tweet himself eating it.

The double Double Down entendre would be sweet.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (GsAUU)

242 Which reminds me of one of my favorite memes:

You may be cool . . but you will never be "Frank Sinatra stepping out of a helicopter with a drink in his hand" cool.

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/B2BoJdaCMAEb3rz.jpg

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (0YSzp)

243 I used to be fond of Ho-Hos and Ring Dings. I don't know if they even make them anymore.

Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (sdi6R)

244 Listening to this Stefan Molyneux video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfj-08fWnZU


Along the way it gets to the following point that I've tried to articulate so many times. If you are self critical, that puts you at a disadvantage when facing someone who is not self critical in personal relations. And that can be more broadly applied to the question of how to evaluate the relationship between Western civilization and others such as Islam. Western civilization has become pathologically self critical. I'd really love to have a drink with this guy. He's expressed things very articulately that I've been trying to clarify in my chowder head for a few years.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (/qEW2)

245 Cookbook came today!

Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 11, 2017 09:22 PM (TKmA0)

246
So you're in on the deal, huh?
Posted by: Russian TastyKakes Trump Collusion at December 11, 2017 09:20 PM (zCyNd)


If I had a choice between betraying my country or Tastykakes I hope I would have the courage to choose Tastykakes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2017 09:22 PM (pawu0)

247 Pork Rinds are one of those foods its best not thinking about what you're shoving down your neck.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 09:22 PM (39g3+)

248
Little Debbie Swiss rolls >Yodels > Ring Dings > Cup Cakes > Ding Dongs > Chocodiles

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (QC/4S)

249 Trump should tweet out a picture of himself eating a Twinkie off of presidential china with a knife and fork.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (I/iGu)

250 >>Yodels > Ring Dings > Cup Cakes > Ding Dongs > Chocodiles



This is crazy talk.

Chocodiles are stale Twinkies covered in fake chocolate with a Shelf Life as long as a Twinkie itself.

Meaning that the odds are good that any Chocodile you eat is likely older than you and will likely still be edible lfor onger than you are going to live.

They are a wonder of Nature.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (q3Awe)

251 He can grab my pu$$y any time.

Posted by: MeMyselfandI at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (haWye)

252 krimpet? KRIMPET?

good lord

shut this thread down NOW

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (oAY8z)

253 @ 180

Booknlass, thank you.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (S/hVx)

254 It would be a lot easier to buy a skull-shaped mug and then paint the CNN logo on it. And if you do one, you might as well pay for the entire MSM set. Those idiots post their #FakeNews stories on a regular schedule as far as I can tell.
Posted by: mrp
------------

Well, if it's a CNN mug, it would look like this:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9msgauk

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (leCj4)

255 Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (sdi6R)


I still see Ho-Hos around. Never had a Ring Ding.

All that stuff tasted so great as a kid. Especially Twinkies. And as a child they seemed so big! But as an adult, not the same. Guess taste buds change.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (r3KsD)

256 Pork Rinds are carb free and therefor guilt free! Pure protein baby.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (IYHxL)

257
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/B2BoJdaCMAEb3rz.jpg

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (0YSzp)

Check link please

Posted by: Miklos "Tastykake" Molnar at December 11, 2017 09:24 PM (zCyNd)

258 247 Pork Rinds are one of those foods its best not thinking about what you're shoving down your neck.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 09:22 PM (39g3+)

That's healthy fat. Isn't it? Eat them for the gainzzz.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:24 PM (nBr1j)

259 I laughed. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 11, 2017 09:24 PM (c1VpD)

260
Heh, what you young 'uns call MILFs (and I call 'em, too) are pretty young things, really to me.

Really, MILF is not much age, but a state of mind.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 09:24 PM (8O3HH)

261 DangerGirl: https://preview.tinyurl.com/yco5x7my

Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2017 09:25 PM (yM/Yl)

262 >>>I used to be fond of Ho-Hos and Ring Dings. I don't know if they even make them anymore.

Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (sdi6R)<<<

They sure are.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 11, 2017 09:25 PM (WlG0e)

263 Raping and pillaging
And going berserk.
When I'm done with all that
You can watch me twerk.

Posted by: The Viking Poetess at December 11, 2017 09:25 PM (LQLeS)

264 Pork Rinds are one of those foods its best not thinking about what you're shoving down your neck.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
--------------

I like the ones that have bristles in them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:25 PM (leCj4)

265 257
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/B2BoJdaCMAEb3rz.jpg

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (0YSzp)

Check link please
Posted by: Miklos "Tastykake" Molnar at December 11, 2017 09:24 PM (zCyNd)


You have to replace the horizontal line with i m g.

Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2017 09:25 PM (sdi6R)

266 Well, if it's a CNN mug, it would look like this:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9msgauk

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (leCj4)

=======================
That works . I'd add "THIS is " followed by the CNN logo.

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 09:26 PM (Pqytn)

267 If you find hair(s) on your pork rind, it means they're really fresh

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 11, 2017 09:26 PM (oAY8z)

268 For Christmas, my daughter-in-law bought me a "cookie of the month club" subscription.

It's the gift that keeps on givin', Clark.

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at December 11, 2017 09:26 PM (Tyii7)

269 Viking did not twerk. There is no archeological evidence of Viking twerking. None.

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:26 PM (QC/4S)

270 Pork Rinds are carb free and therefor guilt free! Pure protein baby.
Posted by: thathalfrican
------------

Gluten-free!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:26 PM (leCj4)

271 If I had a choice between betraying my country or Tastykakes I hope I would have the courage to choose Tastykakes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2017 09:22 PM (pawu0)

A choice well chosen.

Posted by: Hadrian I, Emperor and strat-up investor in TaskyKakes at December 11, 2017 09:26 PM (zCyNd)

272 Twinkies > Yodels > Ring Dings > Cup Cakes > Ding Dongs > Chocodiles

Posted by: space exploration! at December 11, 2017 09:26 PM (3wPE7)

273 * reads comparisons of delicious industrial pastries. Stares at inventory of salted plums and kilo block of halvah, and weeps. *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:26 PM (fA1SL)

274 Speaking of Vikings...

Now is the time of year when we all stare for hours at the "bockenkam" in Gävle, Sweden!

http://visitgavle.se/en/gavle-goat

It's a bit like watching April The Giraffe, but boringer...

Last year, the goat didn't last 24 hours befored it succumbed to the cleansing fire!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 11, 2017 09:27 PM (e9G8E)

275 Little Debby Fancy Cakes have temporarily (I hope) been pushed off the shelves by her Christmas Tree Cakes. Which are good, but more expensive.

Sigh.

Posted by: Dang at December 11, 2017 09:27 PM (8b+oT)

276 Bitch-slapped Jim Acosta like the harlot he is, and that's not fair to harlots.

Sacked and sidelined Kaepernick.

Schooled the UK Prime Minister and her appeasement choir.

Pardoned Sheriff Joe

Flicked a booger at Jeff Flake, making him cry and go home.


Posted by: Born Free at December 11, 2017 09:27 PM (kpllD)

277 I've tried eating pork rinds, but I just don't like them. And some of them are really hard and crunchy. I'm afraid of breaking a tooth.

Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2017 09:27 PM (sdi6R)

278 What about cutting costs of White House maintenance by getting some local kid to mow the lawn?

Posted by: tankdemon at December 11, 2017 09:28 PM (UrSUC)

279 273 * reads comparisons of delicious industrial pastries. Stares at inventory of salted plums and kilo block of halvah, and weeps. *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:26 PM (fA1SL)

Halvah is good in small amounts--very small amounts.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:28 PM (nBr1j)

280 Fox has a split screen picture up of Jim Acosta and Sarah Sanders, and I realized they wear a similar shade of lipstick. Sarah wears it better, I believe, but Shep may disagree.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 11, 2017 09:28 PM (ylUqT)

281 He's expressed things very articulately that I've been trying to clarify in my chowder head for a few years.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (/qEW2)

--Have you seen his reaction to the Steinle verdict?

Damn, that so needed to be said.

He really goes on a tear whenever he talks about single moms (not counting widows).

In short, "Guys, stay the hell away!"

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:28 PM (GsAUU)

282 Viking did not twerk. There is no archeological evidence of Viking twerking. None.
Posted by: runner
-----------

It's a mistranslation of 'Bloodeagle'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:28 PM (leCj4)

283 Pork? Where can i find Chata brand canned Chilorio (spicy shredded pork) in SFV? Mmmmm with beer.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at December 11, 2017 09:28 PM (laIhy)

284 rhomboid: "And some of his best stuff is the small, (comparatively) unimportant stuff."

Further, I love his speech asides. I know they seem trivial, too, but he reminds us through them that he "gets" contemporary social norms and markers and tweaks them with humor. He's waving flags pretty much saying, "I know where ya'll are coming from and I'm with you. Let's all mock the smart set together."

I don't think the the Acela Corridor and Hollywood really appreciate the resonance here. It's bond reinforcement.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 09:28 PM (H8S+R)

285 If Trump is eats a pink snowball then he would win the interwebz.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:28 PM (2DOZq)

286 Well, if it's a CNN mug, it would look like this:

Hey, that sciplus.com is a pretty cool site.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 09:29 PM (QTZZW)

287 269. Techno Viking does, however, REMOVE KEBAB.

https://youtu.be/dNFf6VGxePk

* watch in 144 p, for true slav *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:29 PM (fA1SL)

288 Oh, Twinkies now suck. Not at all how I remember them.

Posted by: Dang at December 11, 2017 09:29 PM (8b+oT)

289 I remember when every damn box of Little Debbies was 99 cent and no more.

Country's been downhill ever since.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 11, 2017 09:29 PM (oAY8z)

290 282 Viking did not twerk. There is no archeological evidence of Viking twerking. None.
Posted by: runner
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The berserkers were twerkers.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:29 PM (nBr1j)

291 Viking did not twerk. There is no archeological evidence of Viking twerking. None.

twitter.com/john_pether/status/938880576655970304

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 09:30 PM (6FqZa)

292 Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:28 PM (GsAUU)

Even though I broke that rule (and my own) I agree with that sentiment.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:30 PM (IYHxL)

293 272, you have Models way to high up on the list. I bet you prefer Hydrox to Oreos.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 11, 2017 09:30 PM (UrSUC)

294
Re twerking. If I were our God-emperor, Trumpus Maximus, I'd take all the funding for the arts endowment, PBS, and all other such related crap, and use for a National Twerking Endowment.

That's some art I can get behind.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 09:30 PM (8O3HH)

295 Historic twinkie

tinyurl.com/y7puwcuv

Posted by: space exploration! at December 11, 2017 09:30 PM (3wPE7)

296 It's a mistranslation of 'Bloodeagle'

Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

==


ah, of course, from viking to greek to latin to esperanto to english...a lot can happen

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:30 PM (QC/4S)

297 Do i like it? Not a halvah lot.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at December 11, 2017 09:30 PM (laIhy)

298 I like Diet-Coke, but I prefer Sprite-Zero and Diet-Sunkist-Orange

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 11, 2017 09:31 PM (e8kgV)

299 What were those chocolate cupcakes with the whipped cream like substance in the middle?

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:31 PM (nBr1j)

300 We have recently discovered chocolate covered Devil Dogs. Highly recommended.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2017 09:31 PM (O5Q3r)

301 >>I like Diet-Coke, but I prefer Sprite-Zero and Diet-Sunkist-Orange


You and DC would make a cute couple.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:31 PM (q3Awe)

302 When PDT cracks open an RC diet Coke, bitches in the NFL better be taking a knee.

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2017 09:32 PM (A1FgP)

303 >> What were those chocolate cupcakes with the whipped cream like substance in the middle?


Kim Fields

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:32 PM (q3Awe)

304 Sprite Cranberry is popular.

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 09:32 PM (Pqytn)

305 If Trump is eats a pink snowball then he would win the interwebz.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol
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LOL! Puts one on each index finger. Alternately takes a bite from each until all gone. Chugs a Diet Coke. Walks off the stage.

Posted by: Dang at December 11, 2017 09:32 PM (8b+oT)

306 Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 11, 2017 09:31 PM (e8kgV)

Diet 7UP FTW.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:32 PM (IYHxL)

307 Lauer's a lightweight; I've got a crawlspace button.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 11, 2017 09:32 PM (Ndje9)

308 I can actually picture Donald Trump at a fair eating fried food and liking it-corn dogs, fried ice cream, stuff like that.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:32 PM (nBr1j)

309 witter.com/john_pether/status/938880576655970304

==

he is holding a dead cat and a sword - that is not twerking

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (QC/4S)

310 Now I can't watch
The White House press briefing
Without my heart racing
And elevated breathing

Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (kUotE)

311 274 Speaking of Vikings...

Now is the time of year when we all stare for hours at the "bockenkam" in Gävle, Sweden!

http://visitgavle.se/en/gavle-goat

It's a bit like watching April The Giraffe, but boringer...

Last year, the goat didn't last 24 hours befored it succumbed to the cleansing fire!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 11, 2017 09:27 PM (e9G8E)

--So there's a whole country of men who stare at goats?

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (GsAUU)

312 Diet 7UP FTW.

My God, it's like they don't deliver Diet Mt. Dew to you people!

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (QTZZW)

313


I still see Ho-Hos around. Never had a Ring Ding.

All that stuff tasted so great as a kid. Especially Twinkies. And as a child they seemed so big! But as an adult, not the same. Guess taste buds change.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (r3KsD)

All those Hostess products are 10x better when frozen. Cuts down on the mushy texture.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (e1mEI)

314 Iron Grampa, you are welcome. happy to help

Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (CXrpl)

315 Meagain Kelly revealed today that asking a woman for her phone number now = sexual harassment.

I wonder which company is leading the sex robot market. It may be a wise investment.

Posted by: RustyG at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (1Mft0)

316 OMG. Ace is a master. Lmao.

Posted by: Gem at December 11, 2017 09:34 PM (XoAz8)

317 Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (QTZZW)

Diet Dew is ok. Oh yeah Diet Dr. Pepper is king.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:34 PM (IYHxL)

318 311. Yep. It's called Afghanistan.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:34 PM (fA1SL)

319 Diet ginger ale is magical stuff.

Kills my acid reflux better than Tums.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:34 PM (I/iGu)

320 @310 the Sanders cycle !

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:34 PM (QC/4S)

321 Trump could make a Diet Coke commercial like Mean Joe Greene.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:34 PM (2DOZq)

322 --So there's a whole country of men who stare at goats?

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (GsAUU)

==================================
I'm not sure about the entire country, but it's the thing in Malmo.

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 09:35 PM (Pqytn)

323 I can actually picture Donald Trump at a fair eating fried food and liking it-corn dogs, fried ice cream, stuff like that.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:32 PM


I really liked the fact that the First & Second Ladies went to Whataburger when they were in Texas last week

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2017 09:35 PM (KCxzN)

324
Hey, that sciplus.com is a pretty cool site.
Posted by: t-bird
-------------

I'm torn between the German cap, and the Austrian cap. Then...there's the olive drab jock strap.

https://www.sciplus.com/s/c_14/sf_134

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:35 PM (leCj4)

325 @285: "If Trump is eats a pink snowball then he would win the interwebz."

@308: "I can actually picture Donald Trump at a fair ..."

Trump should install a cotton candy machine in the press briefing room.

Cotton candy that matches the color of his hair.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:36 PM (I/iGu)

326 "3. Pounding Diet Coke like a VIKING POET."

Salon Hot 25, suck it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2017 09:36 PM (tbOMB)

327 292 Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:28 PM (GsAUU)

Even though I broke that rule (and my own) I agree with that sentiment.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:30 PM (IYHxL)

--There are exceptions.

I just never wanted to date a single mom because there was always an in for her ex to reenter the picture.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:36 PM (GsAUU)

328 You ain't been laid until you've had a Ride with the Valkyries.

Posted by: Viking Poetess at December 11, 2017 09:36 PM (LQLeS)

329 When Olaf takes Megyn back to Stromborg, he not harass her. Megyn scrub dishes and clean kennel! HAR HAR HAR.

Posted by: Olaf Tryggvasen the Viking at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (6FqZa)

330 There's big difference betwixt just staring wistfully at a handsome goat and sodomising the poor beast...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (e9G8E)

331 Now is the time of year when we all stare for hours at the "bockenkam" in Gaevle, Sweden!

I hope that's on tape delay, because you can only tease your "refugees" so much!

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (QTZZW)

332 The Vikings is another very good Kirk Douglas Tony Curtis movie. I like it better than Spartacus.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (2DOZq)

333
Three on three hockey, a heart attack every five seconds.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (dNnjG)

334 I see what you did there, Ace.. Very clever.
As some have discussed, if he dould work in a Slim Jim and some Sasquatch beef jerky he'd break the internet.

p.s. I love SHS

Posted by: DB Coooper at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (vakyQ)

335 Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:36 PM (GsAUU)

Yes generally that is true and the drama that can come with that. In my case? None of that I got lucky.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (IYHxL)

336 Sciplus.com - love their descriptions. Have for years.
They've got Morons for copyeditors, no doubt.
They had these little tubs of heavy grease for something or other. Sold it under the name 'Fonz Coiff'.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (fA1SL)

337 That's healthy fat. Isn't it? Eat them for the gainzzz.

I don't care how healthy they are or not, its just what they are made out of. Some food you just gotta eat and not think about.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (39g3+)

338 Trump could make a Diet Coke commercial like Mean Joe Greene.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol
---------------

Here'ya go kid...

*tosses sweaty underwear to Franken*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (leCj4)

339 Diet 7UP FTW.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:32 PM (IYHxL)

--I prefer Diet Dew and Diet Dr. Pepper, but Diet 7 Up (and even better, Diet Cheery 7 Up) is good for mixing with vodka.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (GsAUU)

340 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (/qEW2)


I had a motto of "seek to understand before being understood". That works great with people who use logic, and want a good dialogue. What I've come to realize over the last 12-18 months is I need to stop with that motto. Because yes, it does put me at a disadvantage, in the kind of discussions you mentioned.

I realized this last month I need to adapt and change for the present times. How to do that, not quite sure yet. It reverses a lifetime of behavior.







Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (r3KsD)

341 Trump seems like the kind who wouldn't eat a snowball. He probably doesn't like coconut- - not the flavor, but the texture.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (UrSUC)

342 315 Meagain Kelly revealed today that asking a woman for her phone number now = sexual harassment.

I wonder which company is leading the sex robot market. It may be a wise investment.
Posted by: RustyG at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (1Mft0)

Only from men deemed undesirable by the woman and the consensus of pink hats.

So the bottom 90-95% of men.

Posted by: Monk at December 11, 2017 09:38 PM (g4lFK)

343 >>What were those chocolate cupcakes with the whipped cream like substance in the middle?

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking

My favorite.

Posted by: Uncle Harvey at December 11, 2017 09:38 PM (2cuLk)

344 Why is it I only manage to arrive at a new thread after there's already 300+ comments?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 11, 2017 09:38 PM (+dsLj)

345 "I can actually picture Donald Trump at a fair ..."


I can see hillary at a fair as bill's prized old heifer.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2017 09:39 PM (tbOMB)

346 Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (GsAUU)

Diet 7UP and specifically Cap'n Morgan is very good.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:39 PM (IYHxL)

347 Although she's a bit heavy
She's still a prize
It's just such a shame
She has her father's eyes

Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 09:39 PM (kUotE)

348 Trump...boxers...briefs...bikinis...commando....discuss

Posted by: linduh at December 11, 2017 09:39 PM (kufk0)

349 339. Only thing suitable for mixing with vodka is air.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:39 PM (fA1SL)

350 Michelle Malkin is hot when she's pissed.

Which is often.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:39 PM (GsAUU)

351 Sorry guys bad link on the: You may be cool but you will never be "Frank Sinatra stepping out of a helicopter with a drink in his hand" cool.

Try this one:

https://tinyurl.com/y9qmnhx6

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2017 09:40 PM (0YSzp)

352 Jolt Cola

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 09:40 PM (IqV8l)

353 277
I've tried eating pork rinds, but I just don't like them. And some of
them are really hard and crunchy. I'm afraid of breaking a tooth.

Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2017 09:27 PM (sdi6R)

------------------------------

We call them cracklins down here, and the authentic ones have just a taste of crunch. Link to "Best Stop" in Scott, LA

https://tinyurl.com/yc5z59e8

Posted by: Javems at December 11, 2017 09:41 PM (yOqwj)

354 >>Diet 7UP and specifically Cap'n Morgan is very good.



Oh, not the Captain...he...did things...to me.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:41 PM (q3Awe)

355 Hostess cupcakes.

Posted by: JAS at December 11, 2017 09:41 PM (7JbXq)

356 Only thing suitable for mixing with vodka is air.

==

a little vermouth and olive juice won't hurt it

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:41 PM (QC/4S)

357 Posted by: Javems at December 11, 2017 09:41 PM (yOqwj)

Those are legit and very good.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:42 PM (IYHxL)

358 Yes generally that is true and the drama that can come with that. In my case? None of that I got lucky.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (IYHxL)

--Because the ex is in prison?

Just kidding, I'm happy for you and yours. It's hard to find a good mate; it requires *two* people living their lives right to find each other.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:42 PM (GsAUU)

359 Speaking of old goats...He bears a striking physical resemblance to one.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at December 11, 2017 09:42 PM (LQLeS)

360 Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:41 PM (q3Awe)

Just how big was she?

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (IYHxL)

361 and by vermouth i mean Lillet Blank

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (QC/4S)

362 Jolt Cola
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
-----------

I'd forgotten that one. Just slightly ahead of their time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (leCj4)

363 Damn, I was gonna click off the TV, but that doucheturd Ramos is gonna be grilled by Laura.

Tucker has already pwned him.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (GsAUU)

364 356. I'm a purist - that sort of thing belongs with gin, I grant you. But vodka - drink straight, or not at all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (fA1SL)

365 >>>Trump...boxers...briefs...bikinis...commando....discuss

Posted by: linduh at December 11, 2017 09:39 PM (kufk0)<<<

Car cover... for those enormous balls he's proven he has over this last year.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (WlG0e)

366 Hostess Cupcakes are my favorite. I always intend on eating just one of the two in the package and saving the other for later. Never seems to happen.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (2DOZq)

367
IMHO, Dean Martin is the hands down King of Cool. The Coolest Cat what ever swung:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7p89qyr

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (8O3HH)

368 Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:42 PM (GsAUU)

Ha! Nope, gave up all rights to the kid. Kid now calls me dad and wants nothing to do with his biological pops.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:44 PM (IYHxL)

369 Remember the demoted DOJ official who secretly met with Fusion GPS in 2016?
Apparently, his wife, Nellie H Ohr, was cashing Fusion GPS checks.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 11, 2017 09:44 PM (e8kgV)

370 >>Just how big was she?


Oh, god no...

Just a 1/5 of Captain, an Aerosmith Concert and a Cassette Case filled with Mexican Dirt Weed...

and the ensuing hangover.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:44 PM (q3Awe)

371 The Vikings is another very good Kirk Douglas Tony Curtis movie. I like it better than Spartacus.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (2DOZq)

====================
Ernest Borgnine hamming it up before he leaps into the wolf pit is a hoot.

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 09:44 PM (Pqytn)

372 @364 sigh, all right..*puts Lillet and bottle of olives back into rucksack*

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:44 PM (QC/4S)

373 There's a new drink out there. They take room temp vodka, throw in a dash of bitters, and then cry into the glass. Makes the progs crazy. They call it a 'Madam President.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:45 PM (fA1SL)

374
Her Majesty was a single mother when we met and married. Her and me worked out well. The two of us and the kid, not.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2017 09:45 PM (DsQ+E)

375 I'm a purist - that sort of thing belongs with gin, I grant you. But vodka - drink straight, or not at all.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (fA1SL)

Unless its for breakfast then you can ad some OJ.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:46 PM (2DOZq)

376 >>Ernest Borgnine hamming it up before he leaps into the wolf pit is a hoot.


That's not all I did before I leapt into the wolf pit.

Every. Day.

Posted by: Zombie borgnine at December 11, 2017 09:46 PM (q3Awe)

377 Been with Ace for more than 10 years. Sometimes it's like he's reading my friggin' mind.

Sometimes he just blows my friggin' mind.

Posted by: Clique me at December 11, 2017 09:46 PM (1vsiQ)

378 After Jolt there was Surge.

Just like Mt. Dew with twice the acidity.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:46 PM (I/iGu)

379 364 356. I'm a purist - that sort of thing belongs with gin, I grant you. But vodka - drink straight, or not at all.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (fA1SL)

--+1

Gin in my martini is something James Bond and I fundamentally disagree on.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:46 PM (GsAUU)

380 Fox is pushing a poll that says Jones is up by *10* in Alabama.

Of course, they don't give party breakdown.

I gotta say, if Kilmead's radio show is any indication, Fox is as bad as CNN anymore. Kilmead believes anything about Moore that anyone throws at him, and that is the full-on narrative that is endlessly repeated.

He's barely tolerable at the best of times, I've been shutting him off more than bothering to listen for the last few weeks.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2017 09:46 PM (oVJmc)

381 Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:46 PM (2DOZq)

Vodka is good for mixing period. I am not a purist in that regard Citron 7's are delicious.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:47 PM (IYHxL)

382 Fresca

Posted by: linduh at December 11, 2017 09:47 PM (kufk0)

383 372. Hold on!
* pulls out jar of pickles, tub of mushrooms in oil, and slabs of cheese. *

Olives are good zakuski. Room for all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:47 PM (fA1SL)

384 Ha! Nope, gave up all rights to the kid. Kid now calls me dad and wants nothing to do with his biological pops.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:44 PM (IYHxL)

--Best possible outcome.

If I'd met a single mom who let me know that was already a done deal, then I would have been open for dating her.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:48 PM (GsAUU)

385 They still sell Tab.

For those that prefer saccharin.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:48 PM (I/iGu)

386 Vodka: The Universal Donor.

Posted by: JAS at December 11, 2017 09:48 PM (7JbXq)

387 Hold on!
* pulls out jar of pickles, tub of mushrooms in oil, and slabs of cheese. *

Olives are good zakuski. Room for all.

=

wait ! i got something here too ! *rumages through rucksack, finds vobla, starts walking on side of table*

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:48 PM (QC/4S)

388 The Vikings is another very good Kirk Douglas Tony Curtis movie.

Is Curtis a better Viking than a Roman?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2017 09:48 PM (oVJmc)

389 Oh, not the Captain...he...did things...to me.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:41 PM (q3Awe)

Mine was with Mr. Daniels. Jack Daniels.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2017 09:49 PM (wYseH)

390 IMHO, Dean Martin is the hands down King of Cool. The Coolest Cat what ever swung:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7p89qyr
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (8O3HH)

No, Mel Torme!

Posted by: Judge Harry Anderson at December 11, 2017 09:49 PM (GsAUU)

391 Somewhat hilariously, I am half-watching an episode of Airwolf, starring Ernest Borgnine (and Jan-Michael Vincent), right now.

TV shows from the 80s that nobody else remembers: my natural milieu.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 11, 2017 09:49 PM (+a3Rc)

392 whacking , dammit !!!!

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:49 PM (QC/4S)

393

Romeo was a pedo.

Posted by: Juliet - currently represented by Gloria Allred at December 11, 2017 09:50 PM (2wRtc)

394 387. Is dinner, blyat!

* drags out loaf of black bread *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:50 PM (fA1SL)

395 Trump is absolutely hooked on cola.. He held a rally in Pensacola didn't he?

Posted by: MSLSD at December 11, 2017 09:50 PM (U5Xeq)

396 I dated a single mom with the dad still involved. Never , ever , ever , never again. I ended it before I ended up in prison.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:50 PM (2DOZq)

397 Gin in my martini is something James Bond and I fundamentally disagree on.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:46 PM (GsAUU)

They are both good, but one is much better.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2017 09:50 PM (wYseH)

398 Donald Trump was seen eating a Moonpie and drinking a Nehi while stumping for Roy Moore.. In PensaCOLA

Posted by: MSLSD at December 11, 2017 09:52 PM (U5Xeq)

399 The first few episodes of Airwolf were great. But it is tough for writers to come up with new stuff every week.

Posted by: JAS at December 11, 2017 09:52 PM (7JbXq)

400 Glad I'm sipping rum and coke now, else I'd be getting thirsty on this thread.

I'd still kill for a Butterscotch Krimpet, though.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:52 PM (GsAUU)

401 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2017 09:49 PM (wYseH)

The Rev:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3ZFwsTl5sA

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:53 PM (q3Awe)

402 Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:50 PM (2DOZq)

It's a tough gig for all parties. If the mom and dad are good people that didn't work well together it makes it hard for another guy to come in to the picture and lay down his version of raising a kid.

Sucks.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:53 PM (IYHxL)

403 @390: "IMHO, Dean Martin is the hands down King of Cool."

One of my favorite playful internet pranks was replacing a forum user's Sinatra avatar with an animated GIF version that subtly changed into Dean after one minute.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:53 PM (I/iGu)

404 Is dinner, blyat!

* drags out loaf of black bread *

==

hold on ! *pulls balalaika out of rucksack, whistles to gypsy band outside* , we need entertainment !

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:53 PM (QC/4S)

405 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2017 09:48 PM (oVJmc)

He was a Brooklyn slave of the Vikings just like he was a Brooklyn slave of the Romans. A singer of songs.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:53 PM (2DOZq)

406 391 Somewhat hilariously, I am half-watching an episode of Airwolf, starring Ernest Borgnine (and Jan-Michael Vincent), right now.

TV shows from the 80s that nobody else remembers: my natural milieu.
Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 11, 2017 09:49 PM (+a3Rc)

--I remember.

Also, Riptide.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:53 PM (GsAUU)

407 They are playing ancient Christmas specials here, and there was this singer named Jack Jones, and omg, he was gorgeous. Never heard of him before. But yowza.

Looked him up. He did not age well. But back in the day, wow.

The Frank & Dean talk made me think of him.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 09:53 PM (r3KsD)

408 I can actually picture Donald Trump at a fair eating fried food and liking it-corn dogs, fried ice cream, stuff like that.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:32 PM (nBr1j)


Tomball, TX just had their German Christmas street fair this past weekend. Sweet baby Moses did they have every imaginable item available, deep fried.
'Cause nothing says German Christmas like deep fried pizza on a stick!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 09:54 PM (QLvwG)

409 Viking Poets probably prefer Diet Dr Pepper.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2017 09:54 PM (ZgKFD)

410 >>Also, Riptide.


ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?

Posted by: Blackie Lawless at December 11, 2017 09:54 PM (q3Awe)

411 *****Oh, not the Captain...he...did things...to me.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:41 PM (q3Awe)

Mine was with Mr. Daniels. Jack Daniels.
========

May God forgive whoever invented Yukon Jack . . because I won't.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 11, 2017 09:54 PM (JyFLk)

412 Deep fried pizza?! Holy heart attack I'd try that.

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:55 PM (IYHxL)

413 @409: "Viking Poets probably prefer Diet Dr Pepper."

Maybe not so much after recent commercials.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:55 PM (I/iGu)

414 OT - saw Valşrian et les milles planŞtes tonight.

My rating: "pff". Trop franśais, c'ştait. Many themes of oh woe is us, caught between the wars of two great powers.

En outre, really poor story-structure, for a single-shot movie. It might have worked as a series.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 09:55 PM (6FqZa)

415 --I remember.

Also, Riptide.
Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:53 PM (GsAUU)

Manimal. Tales of the Golden Monkey. Bring em Back Alive. The Master. Hardcastle and McCormick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2017 09:55 PM (ZgKFD)

416 To Bluebell and Weasel.

Thank you for all your hard work putting the cookbook together. It's the only cookbook in this house, and there are hundreds as my wife's job before we married got her comp copies of cookbooks, but this one is the only cookbook that is a pleasure to simply pick a page and start reading. It's going to be fun to read and fun to cook the recipes.

THANK YOU!

Posted by: geoffb at December 11, 2017 09:56 PM (zOpu5)

417 Apparently my ASCII skillz sont tres maux.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 09:56 PM (6FqZa)

418 406 391 Somewhat hilariously, I am half-watching an episode of Airwolf, starring Ernest Borgnine (and Jan-Michael Vincent), right now.

TV shows from the 80s that nobody else remembers: my natural milieu.
Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 11, 2017 09:49 PM (+a3Rc)

--I remember.

Also, Riptide.
Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:53 PM (GsAUU)

I thought that helicopter was the coolest thing ever.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 09:56 PM (NWiLs)

419 @415: "Hardcastle and McCormick."

Yup.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:56 PM (I/iGu)

420 The Vikings is another very good Kirk Douglas Tony Curtis movie. I like it better than Spartacus.
-----------

Myself and a couple of friends saw that in the theater. For days after that we were making little balsa wood boats, which we attempted to burn on a local pond.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:56 PM (leCj4)

421 Matt fucking Houston

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:57 PM (q3Awe)

422
If I could be anybody for a day, I'd be Dean Martin in the Vegas Rat Pack heyday.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 09:57 PM (8O3HH)

423 404. Xardbas!

https://youtu.be/st_gn25cH04

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:57 PM (fA1SL)

424 Tomball, TX just had their German Christmas street fair this past weekend. Sweet baby Moses did they have every imaginable item available, deep fried.
'Cause nothing says German Christmas like deep fried pizza on a stick!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 09:54 PM (QLvwG)

I got caught up in a series on Netflix about competitive fair fry cooking. Some of the food looked weirdly good but it made my heart hurt.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:57 PM (nBr1j)

425 The soda wars ......
SKI..
what do I win?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2017 09:57 PM (yTnCT)

426 Ah, Conservative Treehouse has the dirt on the Fox poll.

Fox is pretending a +2 GOP advantage. In a state that ran +28 GOP in the last election.

Fox is shit.

http://tinyurl.com/ydy4te28

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2017 09:57 PM (oVJmc)

427 Damn, this turned into a Food Thread.

I love it.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:57 PM (GsAUU)

428 The Fall Guy , Remington Steele , Magnum PI

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:58 PM (2DOZq)

429 The Calgary Stampede has had deep fried butter and deep fried chocolate bars.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:58 PM (nBr1j)

430 >>If I could be anybody for a day, I'd be Dean Martin in the Vegas Rat Pack heyday.


I'd be Sammy.
Because - Same thing. But you'd be getting away with it as a one-eyed black guy.

in the 50s!

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:58 PM (q3Awe)

431 I have faith that the good people of Alabama are going to prove the polls wrong.

Just like the country last November.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (GsAUU)

432 Tales of the Golden Monkey! My god. There's a show that did not age well. I remember it finally showed up on some random cable channel, and I sat down to watch for the first time since I was a kid. So much worse than I remembered.

Unlike Max Headroom, which gets BETTER over time.

Except for the knowledge that Jeffrey Tambor is a total perv.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (+a3Rc)

433 Progressives were aghast on Twitter this morning about the Fox poll.

They're convinced it's a propaganda effort to depress Democratic turnout by suggesting the election is in the bag.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (I/iGu)

434 Myself and a couple of friends saw that in the theater. For days after that we were making little balsa wood boats, which we attempted to burn on a local pond.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:56 PM (leCj4)

I think you have to have pitch.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (NWiLs)

435 428 The Fall Guy , Remington Steele , Magnum PI
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:58 PM (2DOZq)

*raps on table with Gavel*

Point of Order! Everyone remembers Magnum PI. I have those on DVD.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (ZgKFD)

436 I've always thought Humphrey Bogart was the coolest man in the world.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (nBr1j)

437 My mom was a Scarecrow and Mrs. King fan.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (I/iGu)

438 Note to moviemakers - French comic books are not really good source material.

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (jHrzU)

439 Trump is the reason Sally Kohn hates men. He went out with her on her one and only heterosexual date, which ended when he donkey punched her and threw up in her bushes.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 11, 2017 10:00 PM (7PllL)

440 Oh, not the Captain...he...did things...to me.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:41 PM (q3Awe)

Mine was with Mr. Daniels. Jack Daniels.
========

May God forgive whoever invented Yukon Jack . . because I won't.
Posted by: 2009Refugee
-----------------

The son of my sainted mother has suffered terribly at the hands of Old Bushmill.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 10:00 PM (leCj4)

441 She's tough and direct
Patient too
Can't say the next line
Because it's taboo

Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 10:00 PM (kUotE)

442 Remington Steele, until Doris Roberts killed it.

Whatever happened to Stephanie Zimbalist?

We know what happened to Pierce Brosnan.

Posted by: JAS at December 11, 2017 10:00 PM (7JbXq)

443 436. Because he hung out with Peter Lorre.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 10:00 PM (fA1SL)

444 Once upon a time, my Dad returned home from a European business trip and one of the items he pulled from his suitcase was a bottle of Genever Bols (in the clay bottle). That night he made martinis using the Bols. The best martini I've ever had, to this day.

When I mentioned that episode to a young lady from Germany, her eyes popped. No! she said, Bols is for sipping! From a small glass! Not for martinis! Maybe, but it makes a helluva martini.

Posted by: mrp, the gauche American at December 11, 2017 10:00 PM (Pqytn)

445 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (ZgKFD)

Do you have ALF on dvd?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 10:00 PM (2DOZq)

446
Alors, le nood.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2017 10:01 PM (vgMfV)

447 Choose one (1). You don't get to pose as heroes worthy of a Frank Frazetta tribute while crying that your tampons are itchy.

I don't know how you do it, Ace. This is Pulitzer - worthy shit right here.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 11, 2017 10:01 PM (Jj+59)

448 Magnum P.I. is still fantastic.

The dog is agitating for a walk. I am but his servant.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 11, 2017 10:01 PM (+a3Rc)

449
Oh, yes, Bogie and Cary Grant are up there. As far as bad boy, don't give a shit cool, Robert Mitchum.

Dino is my top choice, but Cary Grant and Bogie, well, I'd like to be them for a day as well.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 10:01 PM (8O3HH)

450 @423 I ....don't know what to say....

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 10:02 PM (QC/4S)

451

Tom Selleck looked lasciviously at my butt. My butt!


Posted by: girl in Magnum intro learning to snorkel- currently represented by Gloria Allred at December 11, 2017 10:02 PM (sNwPN)

452 Calling fake NOOD?

That's a barreling.

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 10:02 PM (jHrzU)

453 My husband's ex-wife remarried. Believe me, my husband and his daughter were the least of her new husband's problems!

The ex just moved her personal problems into a new relationship.

She divorced my husband because she was unhappy and, obviously, it was his fault. Then she spent her entire second marriage blaming her unhappiness on her second husband and threatening to divorce him.

My husband and I really liked the second husband and appreciated how he was an island of sanity for the daughter.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 11, 2017 10:02 PM (/A+Cl)

454 TV shows? Dinosaurs.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2017 10:02 PM (RbSs1)

455 "She divorced my husband because she was unhappy and, obviously, it was his fault."

Boy, that sounds awfully familiar.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 10:03 PM (NWiLs)

456 80s tv shows started and stopped with the A Team. Loved that show. Like the movie too.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2017 10:03 PM (yTnCT)

457 I never watched the A Team when it came out. I caught an episode a few weeks back flipping through the channels. It is so bad that it is hilarious to watch. It was like they just told the actors to show up on the day of filming and they would just wing it.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 10:03 PM (2DOZq)

458 Fil de nuit nu?

Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 10:04 PM (kUotE)

459 Sinatra was at the Sands.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 11, 2017 10:04 PM (Jj+59)

460 Meagain Kelly revealed today that asking a woman for her phone number now = sexual harassment.



I wonder which company is leading the sex robot market. It may be a wise investment.

Posted by: RustyG at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (1Mft0)



Only from men deemed undesirable by the woman and the consensus of pink hats.



So the bottom 90-95% of men.

Posted by: Monk at December 11, 2017 09:38 PM (g4lFK)

This latest witch hunt does not bode well for the continuation of the species (at least among professionals).

Posted by: redbanzai at December 11, 2017 10:04 PM (FTXAT)

461 The best A-Team was when BA turned a Woodchipper into a Cabbage Launcher and saved the Family Farm.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 10:04 PM (q3Awe)

462 437 My mom was a Scarecrow and Mrs. King fan.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (I/iGu)

Mine too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2017 10:05 PM (ZgKFD)

463 Hmm. Oddly, the TV show blitz reminded me of the funny papers.

Posted by: B. O. Plenty at December 11, 2017 10:05 PM (leCj4)

464 Lee Majors as THE NORSEMAN > Viking poets


https://youtu.be/s7kf-nV_E5Y


"As early as the year AD 793, a lusty horde of blonde giants... boldly sail these seas."

Posted by: H. Solo at December 11, 2017 10:07 PM (EzdLW)

465 Sarah, Sarah, you're the one
You make the press briefing so much fun

Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 10:07 PM (kUotE)

466 Hunter

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 10:08 PM (q3Awe)

467 The Sunday funnies page died with the last Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Posted by: mrp, the gauche American at December 11, 2017 10:08 PM (Pqytn)

468 Terrorists Family Is Outraged Over NYPDs Treatment Of Him AFTER His Attempted Suicide Bombing Seriously


Hum? Hard to put into civilized words what I think of that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2017 10:09 PM (U23cF)

469 A great friend of mine that I hadn't seen in 40(!)ears got together to golf and drink heavily at his place. He introduced me to his friend at the table and said "we've got the same ex-wife". They acted like absolute best friends. Kinda like soldiers that served together.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 11, 2017 10:10 PM (CL76w)

470 Meagain Kelly revealed today that asking a woman for her phone number now = sexual harassment.

=========================

I wouldn't mind watching Megan Kelly asking a woman for her phone number.

Posted by: mrp, the gauche American at December 11, 2017 10:11 PM (Pqytn)

471
For some unknown reason remembering usaeur tour, and the bread in Europe.

The French and Germans did make some awesome breads.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 11, 2017 10:11 PM (S/hVx)

472 A great friend of mine that I hadn't seen in 40(!)ears got together to golf and drink heavily at his place. He introduced me to his friend at the table and said "we've got the same ex-wife". They acted like absolute best friends. Kinda like soldiers that served together.
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 11, 2017 10:10 PM (CL76w)

Sounds like a scene out of NCIS. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2017 10:11 PM (U23cF)

473 12 - 1/2 liter Diet Cokes have about 24 calories, 2 calories each. If it's Coke Zero then zero calories.

At least it's not Tab and Doritos.

Posted by: geoffb at December 11, 2017 10:11 PM (zOpu5)

474 Terrorists Family Is Outraged Over NYPDs Treatment Of Him AFTER His Attempted Suicide Bombing Seriously


Hum? Hard to put into civilized words what I think of that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2017 10:09 PM (U23cF)



This sounds about right. Cue the SJWs. Or the new Muslim Suicide Bombers Matter movement. MSBM.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 10:13 PM (r3KsD)

475 Danger Girl, I read your post about the ugly sweater party you are encouraged to go to and thought go with an old sweater with the boob cut out, and dressed like a reindeer.

Then I read the Girl part of the Danger Girl, and realized that would be bad so scratch that Idea.

Posted by: Picric at December 11, 2017 10:13 PM (fcLis)

476 I so want Sarah Sanders to approach the podium drinking out of a skull!

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 11, 2017 10:17 PM (CL76w)

477 I have gone out with Sailor Jerry. Sometimes I don't remember what I had for dinner and a fart silently. Also some anal leakage but I'm putting that down to Mexican or Indian food.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2017 10:17 PM (3BFzK)

478 emperor still has the energy to make Melania walk funny for a week, I'm sure.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 09:08 PM (8O3HH)

I am on the spam "erection correction" list. I have no idea why. I have never had a problem with erections, nor has anyone I've known uh.....well, but I have to say that their tagline "Make your wife walk funny for a week" does not appeal to me. I asked my husband if he had problem in that area would he find that description appealing? He laughed and said no. Me either. I don't want to be in pain and limping after sex. I have enough pain and limping from chronic Lyme-just not between my legs. So I would think that "Donald Trump makes Melania happy for a week after sex" sounds better.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2017 10:23 PM (8+Ozj)

479 They're convinced it's a propaganda effort to depress Democratic turnout by suggesting the election is in the bag.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (I/iGu)


When you live your life as a structured lie it is hard to deal with unfiltered reality.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2017 10:28 PM (2K6fY)

480 479 They're convinced it's a propaganda effort to depress Democratic turnout by suggesting the election is in the bag.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (I/iGu)

***

Simply awesome ~ if the right were even half as good at being devious and strategic as the left thinks we are ~ we would all be living on thrones made of the skulls of socialist democrats from NYC and LA while lighting our free Cuba cigars with rolled up, gold standard hundred dollar bills.

Alas ~ Fox is not conservative ~ it is GOPe uniparty ~ and it is simply incompetent ~ Accam's razor and all that.

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2017 10:53 PM (0YSzp)

481 Will you guys just shut up? I can't really spend all my time here. Was there content?

Posted by: Charles the Simple at December 11, 2017 11:02 PM (w7U7L)

482 A: neutering nattering nabobs of negativism

Q1: how do you neuter eunuchs?

Q2: how do you spay the spayed

Posted by: Spiral Agnew at December 12, 2017 12:18 AM (JjwF2)

483 Occam's razor, Publius

Posted by: Karmic Justice at December 12, 2017 12:28 AM (FTPVM)

484 I know this is an expired thread, but Ace:

If we were married I would divorce you and marry this tweet.
I'd marry the hell out of this tweet.

"Viking poet", indeed!

Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at December 12, 2017 12:44 AM (na6TI)

485 To home! To home!
Warm hearths, our hearts and mead
Our venture won
Gold, shining sun
We skim the icy seas

Behind our wake
burned, ruined state
Defeated enemy!
Their dead we left to pecking crows
the living on their knees

Posted by: viking at December 12, 2017 12:51 AM (6y/kW)

486 The thing that made me a Trump believer is his commitment to watching TV. It will only cement his position as one of the greatest Presidents ever when he can finally weigh in on the last season of Game of Thrones. Cant wait!!
===============
Yeah, I do not get it. When the Zipster made reference to any television program the Make Believe Media would squee with delight and tell us how cool that was. Weird.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 04:16 AM (2X7pN)

487 Paul Anka gets a shirt!

Posted by: Donald Trump at December 12, 2017 01:30 PM (A3b6q)

488 43 And those are two big f@ckin' scoops!

Posted by: Super Genius at December 12, 2017 04:33 PM (DGD99)

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