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Rare Above-The-ONT Thread: Strzok/Page Texts Are Maybe Worse Than You Guessed

This news just broke. I hate stepping on the ONT, but I think this has to be posted,
rather than wait for the a.m.

Once people have commented on this for a bit, I will tuck it back under the ONT.

Even CBS can't spin this one:



At one point, Page wrote to Strzok, "I just saw my first Bernie Sander bumper sticker. Made me want to key the car." Strzok replied, "He's an idiot like Trump. Figure they cancel each other out."

Strzok says of Mr. Trump that he's "awful" and "an idiot."

On Election Day, Strzok expressed his dismay at seeing a map showing Mr. Trump winning -- he called it "f*****g terrifying," and a week after the election, Strzok and Page were also alarmed to see that Jeff Sessions was likely to be named attorney general.

"Sessions for AG," Strzok texted, along with a profanity. Page replied, "Good god."

Here are some of the texts discovered just so far:







And here's the smoking gun -- so far. It might get worse.



More:



This doesn't sound like an adulterous couple who should have been permitted to work on either the Clinton or Trump matters.

Oh, Wow: From Chuck Ross, Fusion GPS confirms that (now former) Assistant AG Bruce Ohr's wife was hired to work on the Trump oppo file; Ross also reports that it was Bruce Ohr who requested the meeting with Fusion head Glenn Simpson -- to talk about the Trump oppo file.

And to strategize, is my guess.

And more...




Posted by: Ace at 10:10 PM




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1 So, can we get the nooses ready?

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2017 10:17 PM (8ikIW)

2 Pushin' the ONT down like a 14 year old behind a Diner...

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 10:17 PM (RzgQJ)

3 I like Laura's nose.

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 10:19 PM (0hGdx)

4 >>Once people have commented on this for a bit, I will tuck it back under


I am pretty sure this counts as Sexual Harassment.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 10:19 PM (RzgQJ)

5 So many posts, so little time to comment

Posted by: Ann at December 12, 2017 10:19 PM (jtHQy)

6 Strzok was just trying to get a piece of that fine filly.

Posted by: wooga at December 12, 2017 10:20 PM (n5VsB)

7 Jeff Sessions : The Gift that Keeps on Giving... diarrhoea.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 10:20 PM (yXU4O)

8 I love those "this man cannot be President" comments. I want to laminate them and collect them on my wall.

Because he is the President. Suck on that.

Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2017 10:20 PM (Vb4BV)

9 AL just called for Jones.

FUUUUUH...

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 10:21 PM (0hGdx)

10 So with Moore losing I guess I'll stay away from media tomorrow. Thursday maybe too. But Friday should be ok.

Posted by: Iron 'Brella at December 12, 2017 10:21 PM (qYCgM)

11 Strzok hates Middle-America.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (6FqZa)

12 ok, I'll stay up for this one..too good to pass up

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (QC/4S)

13 Did we ever hear how they got these texts? I'm really curious about that.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (kNasr)

14 Part of me really wants that national divorce. I hate them as much as they hate me, if not more. Barring that, I guess there's just running our own long march.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (FQKBL)

15 Enjoy the next two years of bullshit sexual allegations against every Republican that runs for anything.

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (0hGdx)

16 Revisiting U1 should be hoot too.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (Eu5eZ)

17 We may have lost Alabama, but we sure got one hell of an Attorney General in exchange. Said a retard.

Posted by: Iron 'Brella at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (qYCgM)

18 Wel, it is kind of amusing (in a dark way) that a adulterous couple is appalled that Trump would mention the size of his d***

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (8+Ozj)

19 Odds of a Strzok text reading: "I'm going to pay $100,000 cash to Mueller (and kidnap his kid as extra insurance) to make sure I'm lead agent for any dossier investigation so that I can protect Hillary and indict Trump who I hate more than life itself."

10:1

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (H8S+R)

20 10 So with Moore losing I guess I'll stay away from media tomorrow. Thursday maybe too. But Friday should be ok.
Posted by: Iron 'Brella at December 12, 2017 10:21 PM (qYCgM)


HaHaHaHaHaHa. No.

Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (Vb4BV)

21 >PS - I can protect our country at many level.


OK, Batman.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (RzgQJ)

22 this is great !

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (QC/4S)

23 Here are two people who swore under oath when they were hired to uphold the Constitution of the United States of America, not to uphold their own private agenda. They have both failed miserably and should be removed and their pensions denied.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (gEvQ8)

24 I cannot write what I am thinking right now. Good night!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (2X7pN)

25 We can haz deffskwadz?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (fA1SL)

26 Your government atwerk.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (tRaq7)

27 Can't win 'em all. Vengeance for the GOPe backstabbing finks is in order, however.

Posted by: Monty James at December 12, 2017 10:24 PM (gKOMX)

28 Yeah but none of this will matter in the morning. Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 12, 2017 10:24 PM (67sg6)

29 They shouldn't be allowed to work for the government at all. They had power and influence in it and decided use that power and influence in an election because they didn't like one of the candidates.

This is what is wrong with Big Government: No oversight and every civil servant thinks they are Caesar.

Tar. Feathers.

Posted by: G. Gnome at December 12, 2017 10:24 PM (JIzji)

30 13 Did we ever hear how they got these texts? I'm really curious about that.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (kNasr)

Guvment blackberries?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2017 10:24 PM (Eu5eZ)

31 Trolls are going to go nuts.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 10:24 PM (q177U)

32 Well, at least that Stzrok guy is in HR where he can't have any effect!

Oh, wait...

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 10:24 PM (jHrzU)

33 Odd how this gets dropped just as it appears Moore will lose to Jones.

Posted by: a lurker at December 12, 2017 10:24 PM (3g9Il)

34 https://goo.gl/images/4n4l8q

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 10:24 PM (0hGdx)

35 Sen. Sessions did have a nice ring to it.

Posted by: corn and beans at December 12, 2017 10:24 PM (tkNkP)

36 >>OK, Batman.

Ha.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (/tuJf)

37 It's doesn't matter any Moore, I got a basketball Jones.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (IqV8l)

38 LISA PAGE: "Also did you hear him (Trump) make a comment about the size of his d**k earlier? This man can not be president."

"Cannot" is one word, you dumb scrunt.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (8gDQu)

39 Sessions (spits) be damned. What a magnificent error in picking him. All of this is so unnecessary.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (67sg6)

40 LISA PAGE: "Also did you hear him (Trump) make a comment about the size of his d**k earlier? This man can not be president."

The jokes write themselves.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (m/Gc2)

41 Jones is not my Senator!

#resist

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (jHrzU)

42 Good timing for the leak. Sure to get buried under the AL election.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (vChNs)

43 oh, and Moore lost...sad trombone...

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (QC/4S)

44 hahahhhahahaha


this may make up for Alabama being turned blue by Democrats' pro-forma character assassination and the gop's pro-forma acceptance of their slanders and libels.

Posted by: porg herder at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (TlvUt)

45 Jones wins. Mish McConnell smiles.

We get fvcked.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 10:26 PM (tRaq7)

46 And take their pensions away too.

Posted by: G. Gnome at December 12, 2017 10:26 PM (JIzji)

47 Did the texts include banjo emojis, because incest?

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 10:26 PM (g4lFK)

48 I hate to be a damned eeyore, but 2018 is going to be a fucking nightmare.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 12, 2017 10:26 PM (67sg6)

49 awful liberals are awful...and they should get PMIA prison. rip up the plea deals, folks.

Posted by: porg herder at December 12, 2017 10:26 PM (TlvUt)

50 Lol at people who say Jones will vote as a moderate. Dude will be Chuckie's bitch for 2 years.

Bye bye MAGA. Thanks Alabama. Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 10:26 PM (AY48a)

51 *grrry hands*

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 10:26 PM (0hGdx)

52 Holy Fuck that picture of Doug Jones on CNN makes him look like a pedo clown. Oh my god! Lulz.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 10:27 PM (g4lFK)

53 This doesn't sound like an adulterous couple who should have been permitted to work on either the Clinton or Trump matters.

Posted by: Ace at 10:10 PM


Neither of them sounds competent to work on anything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 10:27 PM (8gDQu)

54 Disband Federal Employee Unions now.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 10:27 PM (yXU4O)

55 Sure to get buried under the AL election.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (vChNs)

Trump won't bury it. I don't think he much likes being called an idiot, evil, etc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 10:27 PM (8+Ozj)

56 Enjoy the next two years of bullshit sexual allegations against every Republican that runs for anything.
Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (0hGdx)


If true ... still gets half of the politicians. That's half of the peeps out to get me and mine.

Look - at the end of the day - Roy Moore was a cat I just didn't trust - based upon nothing more than the job he applied for.

I'm just disappointed the job's getting filled at all.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 12, 2017 10:28 PM (fiGNd)

57 Trump won't bury it. I don't think he much likes being called an idiot, evil, etc.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 10:27 PM (8+Ozj)
--------

I was thinking the very same thing, Fen. He's probably warming up his Twitter machine at this very moment.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 12, 2017 10:28 PM (kNasr)

58 Swamp is really winning tonight. Praying for Trump.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 12, 2017 10:28 PM (67sg6)

59 Bye bye MAGA. Thanks Alabama. Go fuck yourself.
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 10:26 PM (AY48a)

Oh, please. Trump has had a year so far and the midterms are not till 2018. Stop being a chicken little at this point.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 10:29 PM (8+Ozj)

60 Meh. Jones gets flushed out by a better candidate in 2018.

Posted by: Mike at December 12, 2017 10:29 PM (c056A)

61 Where is Mrs. Strzok?

Posted by: AgathaPagatha at December 12, 2017 10:29 PM (PtE6F)

62 LP: And maybe you're meant to stay where you are because you're meant to protect the country from that menace.

PS [Ptr Strzzwfk]: ... I can protect our country at many levels, not sure if that helps


I'd call that an admission of guilt and lock this fvcker away.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 10:29 PM (8gDQu)

63
The content of the texts don't surprise me much. But I'm appalled to think that these supposedly educated grown-ups in positions of great responsibility talk like a couple of junior high school mean girls.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2017 10:29 PM (eXA4G)

64 We're all centrists now.

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 10:29 PM (0hGdx)

65 Times like this, you have to find your center.

Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2017 10:29 PM (Vb4BV)

66 We seem quite centered about it all.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 12, 2017 10:30 PM (3myMJ)

67 Disband Federal Employee Unions now.

IIRC, it was President Kennedy's EO that allowed them in the first place.

I'd love to see President Trump issue an EO that disallows them. And he has the perfect justification: we're a Trillion dollars in debt, mostly thanks to Bronco Bama who spent more than all previous presidents combined.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 10:30 PM (tRaq7)

68 Did we ever hear how they got these texts? I'm really curious about that.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (kNasr)


The Russians!!! ... of course.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 10:30 PM (8gDQu)

69 I am sure if Trump says that Strzok/Paige texts are bad that the press will say it is unconstitutional or some shit.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 10:30 PM (jHrzU)

70 Despite the Alabama Loss, I'm feeling nice. Focused. Centered.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 10:30 PM (RzgQJ)

71 Trump needs to fire back bigly tomorrow. Disband public govt. employee unions. Punch Schmer in the pussy. Kick a tranny in the crotch region. Go start laying the bricks for the wall. Do something.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 12, 2017 10:30 PM (67sg6)

72 Maybe we should all move to the middle ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 12, 2017 10:30 PM (fiGNd)

73 It kind of looks pretty centered like this. Like poetry or something.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 12, 2017 10:30 PM (kNasr)

74 Over/Under on Nwords in the texts?

bovada.lv says 168

Posted by: Oschisms at December 12, 2017 10:31 PM (Y/y3J)

75 Really annoying, but most likely just another scott brown...will be around a couple years, then will get destroyed next regular election. Footnote in history.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at December 12, 2017 10:31 PM (ZZhQQ)

76 Jones wins. Mish McConnell smiles.

We get fvcked.

++++++++

it's his only move, tanking safe races and avoiding purple ones to punish the base

Posted by: porg herder at December 12, 2017 10:31 PM (TlvUt)

77 Jones is in until 2020, not 2018.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 10:31 PM (AY48a)

78 Good lord. How old are these people ?

Posted by: BigZesty at December 12, 2017 10:31 PM (qS4Pb)

79 Neutrality FTW

Posted by: Switzerland at December 12, 2017 10:31 PM (QC/4S)

80 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2017 10:29 PM (eXA4G)

And how many tests did they send-10,000? More than that? I hate texting. I don't think I'd enjoy it more even if I were having an affair-which I'm not. How did they get any work done?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 10:31 PM (8+Ozj)

81 If we can hold the Senate in 2018, I'll be happy. The most important thing is to get another SCOTUS appointment...or two.

Posted by: Mike at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (c056A)

82 The Earth just shifted and all the text slid back to where it should be. Ace is a Miracle Worker!

Posted by: Gref at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (AMIL/)

83 I'm gonna go break stuff. Goodnight, Horde.

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (0hGdx)

84 OT, A collection of photos of cabins. Pick a couple.

http://tinyurl.com/cdx85kl

Posted by: dartist at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (nisXv)

85 Ahhh, the arrogance of power.

These fucknuts are so completely political there is no way they could fairly investigate anything other than each other's privates.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (dDMQ9)

86 Well crap. That sucks. But well be fine.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (Mjus2)

87 Test

Posted by: Kreplach at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (0KYiD)

88 Trump can't drain the swamp fast enough.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (W+kMI)

89 i'm adding updates as they come in, some good ones.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (8rNrN)

90 The game is truly fucking on now. The Dems will be energized by this and decide now is the time. Trump will finally have to admit that political power is fleeting and he needs to push back. With our without snoozy.

Posted by: Knaws at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (5bSVK)

91 Feel like I might get banned tonight so I'm going to bed. Fuck off, trolls.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 12, 2017 10:33 PM (67sg6)

92 How did they get any work done?

=====

These arent jobs. Theyre positions.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 10:33 PM (nILVB)

93 Good lord. How old are these people ?

Intellectually? About 15.

Emotionally? Around 4.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 10:33 PM (tRaq7)

94 These people are despicable.

Posted by: Love Gun at December 12, 2017 10:34 PM (JoQAu)

95 Moore loss is regrettable. Better to have a Republican vote.

But not end of world, the Trump Presidency, or anything else.

Not whistling past the graveyard, just one election. Should have been won, but, yeah, politics of personal destruction levelled at someone works.

They are not going to like the new rules.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 10:34 PM (jHrzU)

96 Really annoying, but most likely just another scott brown...will be around a couple years, then will get destroyed next regular election. Footnote in history.
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at December 12, 2017 10:31 PM (ZZhQQ)


Exactly

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 10:34 PM (Mjus2)

97 Looks like Mueller may close his investigation before long and find nothing much.

Then we find out if using the FBI to spy on and trash the Trump campaign turns into some serious convictions.

Trump is called an "idiot", but these geniuses thought sending uranium to Russia was great, and it helped the Hillary campaign by getting her $145M to fund her campaign out of her foundation.

All for the good of the country ... they care so much.

Are they really so blind they think Hillary's secret server is no big deal, using the IRS as a weapon on patriotic people? ... all of them are above the law? Brilliant adulterous couple?... nope, just corrupt turds.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2017 10:34 PM (otAqJ)

98 get forward to every other senate race getting the moore treatment.

of course, the base did not turn out, so what can you do.

blacks over performed because, I assume, stuffed ballot boxes, but I'll just sit here waiting for the lede's pivot from "moore is awful pedo" to "this election was really about trump"

and soros smiled, damn him.

Posted by: porg herder at December 12, 2017 10:34 PM (TlvUt)

99 LP: Charles in Charge?!

No. Chachi, you idiot.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 10:35 PM (8gDQu)

100 "We both hate everyone and everything."

Even my teenager wouldn't say anything as dumb as this.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 12, 2017 10:35 PM (kNasr)

101 When did Trump comment on the size of his dick?

Posted by: davidt at December 12, 2017 10:35 PM (RbSs1)

102 How did they get any work done?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 10:31 PM (8+Ozj)

Government jobs. Finish your work for the week in one day, spend the rest of your week on personal business and screwing around.

Posted by: Sjg at December 12, 2017 10:35 PM (gDSJf)

103 Alabama, gee, thanks, retards, for giving us both a worthless AG and a Dem senator who is a big fan of abortion - because you were too godly to vote for that other dolt, Moore, who is an idiot but at least would have voted the right way.

Can we bring zombie General Sherman back and have him march through Alabama instead?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 12, 2017 10:35 PM (P8951)

104 Bruce Ohr who requested the meeting with Fusion head Glenn Simpson -- to talk about the Trump oppo file.

=

uh oh, COLLUSION....

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 10:35 PM (QC/4S)

105 Well, they can't pull this trick every time, can they?

On the second thought, I guess they probably can.

Posted by: son of sonobi at December 12, 2017 10:35 PM (TCq+Y)

106 no this is fucking terrible.

how many votes have we had decided by Pence breaking the tie.

sessions has been worthless as AG.

I mean, I haven't thought that until now but it was not worth bringing him in.

Posted by: porg herder at December 12, 2017 10:35 PM (TlvUt)

107 >>We both hate everyone and everything

I wonder if they were cutting themselves.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 10:36 PM (/tuJf)

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (12/12/17)

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"You cannot say that it's an honest mistake when you're purposefully putting out information that you know to be false, or when you're taking information that hasn't been validated, that hasn't been offered with any credibility, and has been continually denied by a number of people, including people with direct knowledge of an instance," Sarah Sanders

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One becomes a critic when one cannot be an artist, just as a man becomes a stool pigeon when he cannot be a soldier. Gustave Flaubert

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All men are by nature born equally free and independent… men entered into compacts to give up some of their natural rights, that by union and mutual assistance they might secure the rest; but they gave up no more… all government, and every kind of civil compact therefore, is or ought to be, calculated for the general good and safety of the community. Every power, every authority vested…is, or ought to be, ultimately directed to this sole end; and whenever any power or authority whatever extends further…it may be called government, but it is in fact oppression. George Mason

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If the Arabs put down their weapons today, there would be no more ‎violence. If the Jews put ‎down their weapons ‎today, there would be no ‎more Israel'‎” Benjamin Netanyahu

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The ONT wishes for our Jewish friends. A fraylichen Chanukah”


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He's back with his take on current events and Wisconsin.


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It is bad enough that the public universities are a cauldron of liberal lunacy. The NFL wants to contribute to the moonbattery.

As its players continue to protest the National Anthem, the National Football League (NFL) announced it will host an “Advocacy in Sport Workshop” at Morehouse College in Atlanta, Georgia, to educate athletes on how to “develop and implement effective advocacy platforms that positively impact society.”

In conjunction with the Ross Initiative in Sports for Equality (RISE) and Morehouse, the February 21-23, 2018 workshop will teach student athletes how to turn sports into “a powerful platform for advocacy,” NFL Executive Vice President of Football Operations Troy Vincent said, announcing the workshop


Roger Goodell, the man who is killing the goose that lays the golden egg.


It appears that the NFL isn't going to support Business Leaders in Christ.

A Christian student group that requires its leaders to pledge to uphold core values like avoiding “sexual immorality” sued the University of Iowa Monday after the school kicked it off campus.

Business Leaders in Christ (BLinC) makes all of its student leaders vow to uphold the group’s faith statement, which says they “should conduct their careers without the greed, racism, sexual immorality, and selfishness that all too often arise in business, political, and cultural institutions.”
The University of Iowa pulled their group registration after one student said he wasn’t selected for a leadership position because he is openly gay. The group, though, said the man was rejected because he opposed the group’s core ideals

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Are you planning for retirement? Sure hope you aren't planning on Social Security. These little snowflakes aren't going to be contributing much.

A dorm display at the University of Massachusetts-Amherst is using Care Bears to help students who feel “grumpy or stressed.”

“Feeling grumpy or stressed? Let the Care Bears help!” the display states above a large, hand-drawn rainbow adorned with bit of advice for students.

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NSFW The computer age continues to slide down the rabbit hole. AI-assisted fake porn is here.

There’s a video of Gal Gadot having sex with her stepbrother on the internet. But it’s not really Gadot’s body, and it’s barely her own face. It’s an approximation, face-swapped to look like she’s performing in an existing incest-themed porn video.

The video was created with a machine learning algorithm, using easily accessible materials and open-source code that anyone with a working knowledge of deep learning algorithms could put together.

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The Left screams about the "separation of church and state" unless one is a minority Congressman. Rep. Bobby Rush (D-IL) is being sued.

Democratic representative Bobby Rush is being sued for $1 million after failing to make payments on a loan he received for a church he founded in his home district in Illinois.

A wellness center linked to the church has also collected more than $2.6 million in taxpayer-funded government grants in 2017 and more than $17 million in grants since 2008, according to records.

Rush founded the Beloved Community Christian Church, a nondenominational Christian church, in Chicago in 2002 with the intent of helping disadvantaged people in his community.

"I founded a church in Englewood, one of Chicago's poorest and most fragile neighborhoods, and named it Beloved Community Christian Church," Rush wrote in a 2011 op-ed. "The church, once the site of a Black Panther breakfast program for children, now stands in tribute to Dr. King's vision of the power of community. A social service center, a health center and an after school robotics program are also part of the church's mission to care for people."

Intentions count. Results don't.

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A little known endeavor has started. Wreaths Across America.

COLUMBIA FALLS, Maine — A convoy loaded with Christmas wreaths has left Down East Maine for a weeklong journey to Arlington National Cemetery, where the wreaths will adorn tombstones this holiday season.

The Wreaths Across America caravan departed Sunday from Columbia Falls, where the wreaths were made. It'll travel through Maine, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland and Washington D.C., before arriving in a week in Arlington, Virginia.

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A little levity, bathroom vandalism.

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I know from personal experience giving up nicotine is a bitch. But still don't be a ......Genius Award Winner.

A woman was caught smoking on a flight from Portland to Sacramento on Saturday resulting in an in-flight-outburst and threats to “kill everyone on this plane” when she was escorted to law enforcement upon landing, Southwest Airlines confirmed.

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Open wide and say Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Dental technician Kevin Shanahan sets up his equipment outside the General Post Office in Dublin, Ireland after work every Friday evening.

He spends his free time fitting dentures for the city's homeless and then puts in hours of work each week to create them in his lab.

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1 You knew it was coming and you couldn't stop it.

You'll be fine. The ONT awaits.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)

2 Awwww, Slap beat me to first!

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 12, 2017 10:06 PM (XKZwp)

3 I'm still dead

Posted by: zombie Ed Lee ( butt assassin ) at December 12, 2017 10:06 PM (Co9e8)

4 A joyous Chanukah to all the morons!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 12, 2017 10:07 PM (EZebt)

5 Hi MisHum, thanks for the ONT! A little something for everyone.

Posted by: ALH at December 12, 2017 10:07 PM (za7hD)

6 Hola horde

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 12, 2017 10:08 PM (hMwEB)

7 I was hoping that the AL election would have been called by now.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2017 10:08 PM (3/sUh)

8 Hey, anything exciting going on tonite?

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at December 12, 2017 10:08 PM (sFMtO)

9 Thank you MisHum! Lots of great stuff to keep my brain occupied.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 12, 2017 10:09 PM (RfzVr)

10 I don't get it.

Posted by: Felice Nahvi-Dodd at December 12, 2017 10:09 PM (RzgQJ)

11 The Woke Obsolescence of Parenthood

The greatest enemy of the oh-so-woke forces of Progressivism and the broader hard Left is, and always will be, the one thing that stands in the way of total dependency on the enlightened state: The family.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14184

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2017 10:09 PM (itfg0)

12 Looks like both my predictions are wrong.

Note to self: do not give up the day job.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 10:09 PM (hyuyC)

13 Judging from below ... Moore lost ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 12, 2017 10:10 PM (fiGNd)

14 Have a good night everyone. Maybe the best outcome is a automatic recount. Find the fraud.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 10:10 PM (hyuyC)

15 MisHum, is that top pic of your cabin?

Happy Hanukkah to all our Jewish friends!

Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2017 10:10 PM (iMfPG)

16 Hola! Or something like that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 12, 2017 10:11 PM (IcT7t)

17
Decision Desk HQ

DDHQ results with 1761/2089 (84%) of precincts in:
Moore - 522K (49.6%)
Jones - 515K (48.9%)
Write-Ins - 16K (1.5%)

Posted by: ALH at December 12, 2017 10:11 PM (za7hD)

18 Judging from below ... America lost ?

FTFY

Posted by: 18-1 at December 12, 2017 10:12 PM (Z8FFX)

19 Ahhhh......just the thing!
* dons trainikii, grabs vodka and semechki. Engages slav-squat mode as xardbas thumps. *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 10:12 PM (fA1SL)

20 15 MisHum, is that top pic of your cabin?

Happy Hanukkah to all our Jewish friends!

Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2017 10:10 PM (iMfPG)

Not unless the acreage grew currant bushes.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2017 10:12 PM (3/sUh)

21 I gave Mrs. Franpsycho the cookbook tonight as a gift.

She is especially critical of a recipe that calls for butter-flavored lard and butter.

*drools*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 12, 2017 10:12 PM (EZebt)

22 Evenin'...I'm just settling in to a mids shift (done at 6 AM). Going to do my best to find the end of the internet.

Posted by: Mainah at December 12, 2017 10:12 PM (GgJ5s)

23 Howdy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 10:13 PM (NWiLs)

24 The Christmas Spirit
Is that hope
Which tenaciously clings
To the hearts of the faithful
And announces
In the face
Of any Herod the world can produce
And all the inn doors slammed in our faces
And all the dark nights of our souls
That with God
All things are possible,
That even now
Unto us
A child is born!

Ann Weems-Kneeling in Bethlehem

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 10:13 PM (8+Ozj)

25
Babies will be murdered. Chunks of babies will be harvested by Planned Parenthood.


But hey. Laura Ingraham got her 40 yr old scalp.

And Hannity followed her lead like a good little puppy.

Nice job, fucknuts. You just elected a babykiller.

"ooh we don't KNOW if he is a pedo ... but he might be a pedo"

Might as well be a televised Title IV kangaroo court.

Friends?

We have no friends.



FUCK FOX.

Posted by: Johnny K. at December 12, 2017 10:13 PM (dUOAV)

26 Please Lord, don't let it become CALIabama.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at December 12, 2017 10:13 PM (1y2YU)

27 She is especially critical of a recipe that calls for butter-flavored lard and butter.

*drools*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 12, 2017 10:12 PM (EZebt)
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Aw, the perfect Hanukkah gift! Are those Steck's cookies you're talking about?

Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2017 10:13 PM (iMfPG)

28 "Awwww, Slap beat me to first!"
-Posted by: pookysgirl at December 12, 2017 10:06 PM (XKZwp)

*tips cap*

Ma'am? When I'm determined, I'm going to win. Bigly!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 10:13 PM (Ckg4U)

29 It's Chanukkah? Chappy Chanukkah, chaps!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 10:14 PM (NWiLs)

30 Fcking write ins.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 12, 2017 10:14 PM (67sg6)

31 "Impoverished voters". Those are the people I want running my life.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 10:14 PM (sdi6R)

32 29. Got my Channukah chaps ready. Assless, as is traditional.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 10:15 PM (fA1SL)

33 Thank you, Fenelon. Lovely.

Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2017 10:15 PM (iMfPG)

34 Moore now down a fraction...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 10:15 PM (ILitO)

35 So all you have to do is make allegations without any real evidence instead of the usual ballot stuffing to steal an election.

Who knew?

Posted by: ALH at December 12, 2017 10:15 PM (za7hD)

36 Well on the upside, I think this shows my mom who is looking for a place to retire that even red states aren't safe from going full retard.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 10:15 PM (+dsLj)

37 And in the news today, our analysis of the AL Senate election. Also in our follow up report we announce the not yet selected Republican candidates in the following states are pedophiles, rapists, or that guy from The Handmaiden's Tale, and we've got the yearbook entries to prove it!

Posted by: Tomorrow's news today at December 12, 2017 10:15 PM (Z8FFX)

38 So. How many election laws do you have to break to get Black Voter Turnout about 32%?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 10:15 PM (RzgQJ)

39 So all you have to do is make allegations without any real evidence instead of the usual ballot stuffing to steal an election.

No, you make the allegations to pad your ballot stuffing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 12, 2017 10:16 PM (IcT7t)

40 and now tied.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 10:16 PM (ILitO)

41 Stomped like a fat kid!

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 10:16 PM (lKs2v)

42
Amazon tells me my copy of the Moron Cookbook is in the mail.

I can hardly wait.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 12, 2017 10:16 PM (KdDCu)

43 34 Moore now down a fraction...
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 10:15 PM (ILitO)

And there is your dagger

Posted by: GB Packer Announcer Wayne Lavrivee at December 12, 2017 10:16 PM (3/sUh)

44 Al-Obama, new name for the former Alabama? And SMOD fell on Alabama that night.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at December 12, 2017 10:17 PM (1y2YU)

45 38 So. How many election laws do you have to break to get Black Voter Turnout about 32%?
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 10:15 PM (RzgQJ)

I could say something about menthol cigarettes and malt liquor but then I would have to denounce myself.

Posted by: GB Packer Announcer Wayne Lavrivee at December 12, 2017 10:17 PM (3/sUh)

46 Principled conservatives and GOP-E are going to be the death of us.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 10:17 PM (+dsLj)

47 A little levity, bathroom vandalism.


--It's actually the simpler ones that are funnier.

The more elaborate ones look fake.

Posted by: Ariana Grande at December 12, 2017 10:18 PM (GsAUU)

48 Ace posted a nood

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2017 10:18 PM (8ikIW)

49 Miss us yet?

Posted by: Bush Family at December 12, 2017 10:18 PM (3/sUh)

50 46. Not to fear. The quiet rage of good Americans will be the death of the aforementioned.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 10:18 PM (fA1SL)

51 42
Amazon tells me my copy of the Moron Cookbook is in the mail.

I can hardly wait.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 12, 2017 10:16 PM (KdDCu)

Mine, too! I'm too cheap to pay for expedited shipping and I don't order enough from Amazon to pay for Prime. It will get here when it gets here.

Posted by: ALH at December 12, 2017 10:18 PM (za7hD)

52 Let's see the Republican calvacade of retards, when any other Republican could have won.

Roy Moore.
Todd Akin
Christine O'Donnell

further entries?

Posted by: chris not rock at December 12, 2017 10:18 PM (WO0/g)

53 Black churches are immune from that "separation of church and state" thing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 10:18 PM (IqV8l)

54 /doughnut licker sock

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 10:19 PM (GsAUU)

55 Fox gives it to Jones. rats

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 10:19 PM (ILitO)

56 Aw, the perfect Hanukkah gift! Are those Steck's cookies you're talking about?
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2017 10:13 PM (iMfPG)

===

I don't know, but I intend to find out!

That book really is a giant of the genre. Gratitude to you and weasel. Every moron must own a copy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 12, 2017 10:19 PM (EZebt)

57 We're having Chanukah. Great.

Happy Chanukah everyone.

Posted by: gNewt at December 12, 2017 10:19 PM (+lSVr)

58 In the presidential election there were about 2M votes cast. In the last contested election Sessions faced there were about 2M votes cast.

So it looks like the primary thing Jones's smears did we to lower turnout - looks like about half the normal Republican vote didn't show up.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 12, 2017 10:20 PM (Z8FFX)

59 FNC calling it for Jones

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 10:20 PM (GsAUU)

60 Fox News calls election for Jones.

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2017 10:20 PM (itfg0)

61 FBN called it for Jones.

Shit.

Posted by: ALH at December 12, 2017 10:20 PM (za7hD)

62 45 - there have never been so many Kool cigarettes or cans of Colt45 outside the factory since da Million Man March.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at December 12, 2017 10:21 PM (1y2YU)

63 Remind me why the hell primary voters picked Moore over Mo Brooks?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 10:21 PM (+dsLj)

64 9 Miss us yet?
Posted by: Bush Family at December 12, 2017 10:18 PM (3/sUh)


Not even a little.

Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2017 10:21 PM (Vb4BV)

65 Thank you so very fucking much the GOP.

Posted by: Some crazed lunatic woman at December 12, 2017 10:21 PM (UdKB7)

66
Remember, even though all the GOP ran away from Moore, Moore will still be put up by the MSM as the symbol of the GOP.

Franken will stay, of course.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (8dXL2)

67 38 So. How many election laws do you have to break to get Black Voter Turnout about 32%?
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 10:15 PM (RzgQJ)

--As I've said before, when I hear a Dem say GOTV I immediately think ciggies and booze.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (GsAUU)

68 Go fuck yourself Alabama. You had ONE job, assholes.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (+dsLj)

69 Think I'll watch Hogan's Heroes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (IqV8l)

70 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (ZgKFD)

71 The 19th Amendment brought us this nightmare


Welcome to America: "No Evidence Required: And Pray That Our Mean-Girl Gossip Is In Your Favor"

Posted by: Johnny K. at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (dUOAV)

72 48 Ace posted a nood
Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2017 10:18 PM (8ikIW)

--I'm drinking too much to leave the ONT.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (GsAUU)

73 52 Let's see the Republican calvacade of retards, when any other Republican could have won.

Roy Moore.
Todd Akin
Christine O'Donnell

further entries?
Posted by: chris not rock at December 12, 2017 10:18 PM (WO0/g)

You think anyone other than Christine O'Donnell could have swung that perennial blue state red?

Akin? Yes he was a putz, but the people of MO elected him in the primary. Do you live in MO? If you don't then I suggest keep your mouth wrapped around McConnells dick.

And lastly Moore? Wonder what things would have been had McConnell stayed out of that race as well. Strange had all sorts of problems. WOnder what the Wa Po would have pulled on him?

But, it doesn't matter because you are an establishment hack.

Posted by: Bush Family at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (3/sUh)

74

Well, I'm not gonna let myself get depressed. If dear old Dad behaves himself tonight, maybe I can sneak off and get in some ficus time or something and forget about things.

I had a long talk with his doctor, and she's diagnosed him with "acute metabolic encephalopathy". I'm reading up on that. Just got to keep my mind off this for a while.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (8O3HH)

75 Johnny k. I don't know why the he'll you're blaming Ingraham and Hannity. they were not crusading against him. He sounded awful during that interview with Hannity. Moore was a terrible candidate. I wanted him to win but he stuck his foot in his mouth practically every time he opened it.

We blame Dems for not admitting that Hillary was an awful candidate. Moore was just as bad - and not just because of the sexual accusations. saying Familes were stronger during slavery is exactly what you say if you want to motivate blacks to come out and vote against you.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (P8951)

76 Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (ZhMiL)

Fuck off, socker.

Actual BSG hash - /1jBG

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2017 10:24 PM (6FqZa)

77 Amazon tells me my copy of the Moron Cookbook is in the mail.

I can hardly wait. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 12, 2017 10:16 PM (KdDCu)

Yup, me too! I skimmed through the e-book version and I can't wait to get my paws on it!

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 12, 2017 10:24 PM (XKZwp)

78 That book really is a giant of the genre. Gratitude to you and weasel. Every moron must own a copy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 12, 2017 10:19 PM (EZebt)
-----------

Wow, thank you for the kind words, Psycho. I'm glad you like it. Hope you find many things you and Mrs. Psycho like.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 12, 2017 10:24 PM (kNasr)

79 "Feeling grumpy or stressed? Let the Care Bears help!" the display states above a large, hand-drawn rainbow adorned with bit of advice for students.

++++

Coming across a poster like that would seriously annoy me. I might even become cross.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 10:24 PM (pvjTE)

80 Johnny k. I don't know why the he'll you're blaming Ingraham and Hannity.
====


Laura Ingraham is dancing on Moore's loss like a Palestinian on 911.

Give me a break.

Posted by: Johnny K. at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (dUOAV)

81 Miss us yet?
Posted by: Bush Family at December 12, 2017 10:18 PM (3/sUh)
**************


Ya'll ain't ain't gone yet. Why don't ya'll go the hell away and we'll see. Absence makes the heart grow fonder you know an we got a lot a growin to do before we get back to you.

Posted by: Deep in the heart of it ain't you at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (+lSVr)

82 Ugh... What site had the "washing" of the symbols to agree with Minx 0.7 alpha?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (Ckg4U)

83 on the other hand, if the Dems think they've won they might not bother to fill out all those extra absentee ballots they'd need for the recount. I'll wait a while and see what happens next.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (ILitO)

84 It's doesn't matter any Moore, I got a basketball Jones.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (IqV8l)

85 Mine, too! I'm too cheap to pay for expedited shipping and I don't order enough from Amazon to pay for Prime. It will get here when it gets here.
Posted by: ALH at December 12, 2017 10:18 PM (za7hD)
--------

You sound like me! If it wasn't for Weasel getting it through Prime, I still wouldn't have one yet!

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (kNasr)

86
Trump will now have to resign. His administration is now completely discredited by Moore's loss. Because that's the way it now is. Unlike 2010 and 2014.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 10:26 PM (mmnaM)

87
Ugh... What site had the "washing" of the symbols to agree with Minx 0.7 alpha?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM


https://www.charset.org/html-special-characters

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 10:26 PM (IqV8l)

88 He sounded awful during that interview with Hannity. Moore was a terrible candidate. I wanted him to win but he stuck his foot in his mouth practically every time he opened it.

Yeah... that.

Someone like Dave Brat can take on the GOPe and win. Someone like Moore... not when the nationwide media pays attention.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2017 10:26 PM (6FqZa)

89 I'm actually not too upset over this because of my mom.

She adamantly does not want to retire to any blue state and wants a safe haven of being utterly surrounded by deep red Trumpnites.

I really hope Alabama will give her the jolt she needs in realizing there is no safe state really, just one that offers the best trade-offs in terms of taxes, amenities, climate and proximity to good healthcare.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 10:26 PM (+dsLj)

90 Ingraham is a strong Trump supporter. do you really think she wants his agenda to be defeated in Comgress?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 12, 2017 10:26 PM (P8951)

91 85 It's doesn't matter any Moore, I got a basketball Jones.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (IqV8l)


Wow, that takes me back. What is that, Cheech and Chong? No, something else....

Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2017 10:27 PM (Vb4BV)

92 -Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 10:26 PM (IqV8l)

Thank you, Good Sir!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 10:27 PM (Ckg4U)

93 Yep, Cheech and Chong.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 10:27 PM (IqV8l)

94 I don't know about politics, but running the conservative opposite of Trump on Alabama didn't work. The anti gay Bible thumping isn't the way to go anymore.

Posted by: Matt Lauer's Executive Chair at December 12, 2017 10:27 PM (5bSVK)

95 Fuck this coverage.

Time to watch something else.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 10:27 PM (GsAUU)

96 Miss us yet?
Posted by: Bush Family at December 12, 2017 10:18 PM (3/sUh)

How can we miss you if you won't go away?

Posted by: ALH at December 12, 2017 10:28 PM (za7hD)

97 Eh, not my state.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (ZhMiL)


- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Anybody want to let CBD or another cob know that BSG is back? I thought he/she/it was banned for a week.

Posted by: H. Solo at December 12, 2017 10:28 PM (EzdLW)

98 Damn though how the hell does Alabama elect a pro-abortionist. That's fucked up.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 10:28 PM (+dsLj)

99

Don't get down, folks. You win some, you lose some. This is war. We lost a battle. Regroup, learn the lessons, and soldier on. Nov. 2018 is a long way away.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 10:28 PM (8O3HH)

100 (scribbles on notepad) 12 year old girl interview. Bad Idea!

Posted by: Roy Moore at December 12, 2017 10:28 PM (Vb4BV)

101 80. Could be a ruse to draw out the Furries.
Makes it easier when we do what must be done.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 10:29 PM (fA1SL)

102 Ingraham is a strong Trump supporter. do you really think she wants his agenda to be defeated in Comgress?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V.
*****************************

Ingraham is a strong Ingraham supporter otherwise it's the wind.

Posted by: Deep in the heart of it ain't you at December 12, 2017 10:29 PM (+lSVr)

103 I don't think ZhMiL is the real BSG. Either way, ZhMiL is being a dick on the ONT tonight.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2017 10:29 PM (6FqZa)

104 Don't get down, folks. You win some, you lose some. This is war. We lost a battle. Regroup, learn the lessons, and soldier on. Nov. 2018 is a long way away.

*******************

If this doesn't give Trump the kick in the ass he needs to know the GOP-E are truly evil and wants to end him I don't know what will.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 10:29 PM (+dsLj)

105 Coming across a poster like that would seriously annoy me. I might even become cross.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 10:24 PM (pvjTE)


++++++++

You cross?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2017 10:30 PM (3/sUh)

106
Let's see:

"saying Familes were stronger during slavery "

vs

actual dead babies.

------

America is now run by Title IX and estrogen.

Posted by: Johnny K. at December 12, 2017 10:30 PM (2wRtc)

107 106 If this doesn't give Trump the kick in the ass he needs to know the GOP-E are truly evil and wants to end him I don't know what will.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 10:29 PM (+dsLj)


He knows, Doctor. He has reasoned it out.

Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2017 10:30 PM (Vb4BV)

108 Damn though how the hell does Alabama elect a pro-abortionist. That's fucked up.

------

The country is changing. Not the same people we were fifty years ago.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 12, 2017 10:31 PM (KdDCu)

109 Anybody want to let CBD or another cob know that BSG is back? I thought he/she/it was banned for a week.

Posted by: H. Solo at December 12, 2017 10:28 PM (EzdLW)
************

Hope, Lindsey Vonn has been looking for you.

Posted by: Deep in the heart of it ain't you at December 12, 2017 10:31 PM (+lSVr)

110 The MSM is going to be even more insufferable now than usual.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 10:31 PM (ZZdXT)

111
*note to self*

Send Sara Sanders a Christmas card.

Posted by: Subaru at December 12, 2017 10:31 PM (leCj4)

112 "You think anyone other than Christine O'Donnell could have swung that perennial blue state red?"

Mike Castle would have. He was the most popular politician in the state.

Posted by: chris not rock at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (WO0/g)

113 111 Hope, Lindsey Vonn has been looking for you.
Posted by: Deep in the heart of it ain't you at December 12, 2017 10:31 PM (+lSVr)


A Brokeback Mountain reference would be tasteless here, and I for one would never consider it.

Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (Vb4BV)

114 >> Hope, Lindsey Vonn has been looking for you.

Lindsey and Hope? Hmmm... Hot or not.....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (8O3HH)

115 Well, I for one would like to give a hearty thank you to the Shelby-model voters in Alabama. You held your heads high and put common decency above party, and now you're going to be represented for the next couple years by a radical abortion fanatic. Who will also make it harder to pass the legislation you supposedly favor.

But hey, at least you have your principles to keep you warm.

Posted by: T at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (XlF/h)

116 Thank you so very fucking much the GOP.

Posted by: Some crazed lunatic woman at December 12, 2017 10:21 PM (UdKB7)


This is all on Moore, and the people who thought handing an Alabama Senate seat to the Democrats was worth it in order to give a big middle finger to the "GOPe".

Moore only narrowly won without the accusations of skeeze. And considering that the special elections so far have demonstrated that the Democrats are more energizes, organized, and have demonstrated the ability to get people to the polls, nominating Moore was very, very stupid.

Even then, Moore could have won since Jones is very pro-abort... but the fact that Moore, his wife, and his close supporters (including his own lawyer) were making pathetic excuses.

I get it, some people are so emotionally invested in hating the "GOPe" that they don't care how bad of a candidate they run just as long as that huckster of a candidate validates their feels and whine about the "swamp" and how the Illuminati/Rosicrucian/Stonecutters/GOPe are to blame for everything because they didn't clap for the fairies hard enough.

Pro-tip: You do not have enough support to go out of your way to personally make an enemy of anyone and everyone who doesn't empathize with your emoting.

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2017 10:33 PM (itfg0)

117 The MSM is going to be even more insufferable now than usual.

**********************

Pushing Trump even further to the right out of vindictive rage. He could go full-on Barry Goldwater.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 10:34 PM (+dsLj)

118 Oops

/Subaru

My intense dislike of McConnell has notched to burning contempt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2017 10:35 PM (leCj4)

119
Even then, Moore could have won since Jones is
very pro-abort... but the fact that Moore, his wife, and his close
supporters (including his own lawyer) were making pathetic excuses.



I get it, some people are so emotionally invested in hating the
"GOPe" that they don't care how bad of a candidate they run just as long
as that huckster of a candidate validates their feels and whine about
the "swamp" and how the Illuminati/Rosicrucian/Stonecutters/GOPe are to
blame for everything because they didn't clap for the fairies hard
enough.



Pro-tip: You do not have enough support to go out of your way to
personally make an enemy of anyone and everyone who doesn't empathize
with your emoting.

Posted by: The Political hat at December 12, 2017 10:33 PM (itfg0)

Everything Hat said and then some.

With that said... the Republican leaders that supported Jones must be punished electorally. We must sweep every single incumbent like them out, ruthlessly.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 12, 2017 10:35 PM (IKZG6)

120 Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2017 10:33 PM (itfg0)

--Isn't it funny how the anti-Moore accusations didn't arise until after the primary?

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 10:35 PM (GsAUU)

121 Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2017 10:33 PM (itfg0)
************

That 4 mil that Soros dumped last week didn't help.

Posted by: gNewt at December 12, 2017 10:35 PM (+lSVr)

Live Video Coverage of the Alabama Special Election from Decision Desk HQ

We'll see.

Update: The New York Times has one of those fluttering needles up like they did on November 8, 2016. While Moore was coming back from being down, to having a 39% chance of winning, he just fell to 31%.

Not looking good.

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1 First.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 12, 2017 07:57 PM (/o9Qk)

2 nd

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 12, 2017 07:57 PM (/o9Qk)

3 Ok here we go

Posted by: Jaimo at December 12, 2017 07:58 PM (eDc0r)

4 FBN headline: Too Early to Project a Winner.


Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 07:58 PM (Enq6K)

5 Go Moore!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 12, 2017 07:58 PM (/o9Qk)

6 Polls have closed we project Doug Jones to be the winner, hence no need to count the votes.

Posted by: The Most Trusted Name in News at December 12, 2017 07:59 PM (+dsLj)

7 One minute after polls close: too early. LMAO.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 12, 2017 07:59 PM (/o9Qk)

8 Moore +6, my guess

where did the over/under end up?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2017 07:59 PM (otAqJ)

9 With 0% of precincts reporting ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 07:59 PM (WbIyz)

10 Exit polls show that 5 billion people in Alabama believe Roy Moore is a pedophile.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 12, 2017 08:00 PM (/o9Qk)

11 I predict Moore by at least 10.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 12, 2017 08:00 PM (dVYSy)

12 Predictit comment board is pretty confident of a Moore win.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 12, 2017 08:00 PM (AZD0r)

13 Ladies and gentlemen, Jose Canseco, our new national poet laureate:

"What is going on with all these politicians molesting women I've been molested by several women and never complained"

"Well I mean I've been beaten by women taken advantage of by women and molested by women I never complain but it was kind of a turn on"

"I see the difference I guess because I was a good-looking guy and these politicians look like a bag of boogers"

"These women complaining against sexual misconduct are really just racist against ugly men"

"What do you call a pretty woman with an inbred looking politician? PAID."

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2017 08:00 PM (gm9yG)

14 Gah. Someone kill me now.

*but only in the metaphorical sense*

Posted by: T at December 12, 2017 08:01 PM (XlF/h)

15 I'm going to treat this night the same way I did the '16 Trump election and not worry about it. It's so far out of my hands...

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 12, 2017 08:01 PM (/o9Qk)

16 I'm watching the "total Write-Ins" category to see when Shelby's non-vote is counted.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 08:01 PM (8gDQu)

17 Awwww Brandon, fun to see and hear him. So happy for him and the DDHQ being a real gig, that I'll forgive him teaming with Buzzfeed.

Shiny happy graphics! Very slick.

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2017 08:01 PM (hvf9s)

18 Moore by 10, because fuck you bitches.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 08:01 PM (+dsLj)

19 Hey Ace,

No more instant winner BS taking over my iPad when I go to AOSHQ.

Bravo, many thanks

Posted by: HR at December 12, 2017 08:01 PM (G/8lp)

20 No plaid map?

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:01 PM (GsAUU)

21
Wait, how is shooting a sheriff "self-defense?"

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (LATmp)

22 1 First.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 12, 2017 07:57 PM (/o9Qk)


--and Sonobi'ed

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (GsAUU)

23 CNN forecasts the Russians by four points.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (oVJmc)

24 Live Video of the D. Desk?


I don't know if I wanna watch a fat guy try and talk Alabama Voters into letting him paint their Tits with Acrylics?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (RzgQJ)

25 Robocop has an angry suspect who says "I work for Doug Jones! Doug Jones!"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 12, 2017 08:03 PM (rnAwa)

26 19 Hey Ace,

No more instant winner BS taking over my iPad when I go to AOSHQ.

Bravo, many thanks
Posted by: HR at December 12, 2017 08:01 PM (G/8lp)

I thought my iPad was sooo special.

Posted by: Ann at December 12, 2017 08:03 PM (jtHQy)

27 Say.... maybe if Moore wins he will cane chinless Mitch when he gets to DC.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 12, 2017 08:03 PM (XGGts)

28 I work for Doug Jones! Doug Jones!"

You're fired.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 08:04 PM (MINbv)

29 Lulz, recent tweet of voters telling exit pollsters to fuck off. Wonder how they're voting?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 08:04 PM (+dsLj)

30 Let's get 'er done, Alabama.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 08:04 PM (14URa)

31 I don't know if I wanna watch a fat guy try and talk Alabama Voters into letting him paint their Tits with Acrylics?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (RzgQJ)

I played it for a few seconds. Sounded like some British guy to me.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 08:04 PM (Enq6K)

32 I hope this election doesn't keep Tucker from having another batshit guest interviewed.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:04 PM (GsAUU)

33 When can we expect cvnt McConnell's resignation is all I want to know.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 08:04 PM (r9UYA)

34 CNN nearing orgasm.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 08:04 PM (g4lFK)

35 Wait, the moron went over to Buzz Feed? Money talks I guess.

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 08:04 PM (Qm+Ky)

36 as per Fox News, with one percent of the votes in, it's Jones by a landslide. Trump should resign right now and Pence should nominate Hillary to be dog catcher.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 08:05 PM (ILitO)

37 Roy Moore raped my ficus!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at December 12, 2017 08:05 PM (Z8FFX)

38 https://tinyurl.com/y77qt35q

Sec of State link.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 08:05 PM (xInes)

39 My predictions:

Winner announced by 8:30 EST.

Moore wins by 9.5.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 08:05 PM (hyuyC)

40 So Gumby was right about high Black turn out

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 08:05 PM (O2RFr)

41 We now go to Karl Rove and his whiteboard to tell Neal Cavuto how much he hates Judge Roy Moore

Posted by: paulnjax at December 12, 2017 08:05 PM (nbaBy)

42 >>> No plaid map?
Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:01 PM (GsAUU)

I'm seeing a plaid redhead, does that count?

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2017 08:05 PM (hvf9s)

43 29 Lulz, recent tweet of voters telling exit pollsters to fuck off. Wonder how they're voting?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 08:04 PM (+dsLj)

--I've never been exit polled, but yeah, I'd say "Secret ballot, asshole."

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:05 PM (GsAUU)

44 10Exit polls show that 5 billion people in Alabama believe Roy Moore is a pedophile.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 12, 2017 08:00 PM (/o9Qk)


Its a fact: 96 million Alabamans have been assaulted by Roy Moore.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 12, 2017 08:05 PM (Mjus2)

45 First numbers in and it's bad: Moore is only leading by 77% to 22%.

:-(

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 08:05 PM (+dsLj)

46 Nate Silver's model shows both Hillary and Doug Jones at 97% chance of winning!

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2017 08:05 PM (BiLU+)

47 Amanda Carpenter has aged 15 years in the past 2 years. Wew!

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 08:05 PM (g4lFK)

48 If Jones wins, Trump must resign.
If Moore wins, Moore and Trump must resign.

Posted by: Kirstain Gillibrandy at December 12, 2017 08:05 PM (EzdLW)

49 >> So Gumby was right about high Black turn out


They do like them some chronic.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:06 PM (RzgQJ)

50 Who's the ginger?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 08:06 PM (/tuJf)

51 re 23: if Moore loses, he should claim the Russians interfered in the election.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 08:06 PM (ILitO)

52 Jones looks like some kind of stupid, idiotic jerk.

Here's hoping he loses and goes back to his favorite glory hole to spend his waning days doing what he does best.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2017 08:06 PM (EoRCO)

53 It's gonna be an early evening for Secretary Clinton!

Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2017 08:06 PM (gm9yG)

54 Waste of time. Moore will win. My guess: at least 5 or 6 points. But maybe even more.

Posted by: K-E at December 12, 2017 08:06 PM (5EgsZ)

55 No plaid map?

Wait, Alabama has gone Plaid? I told them not to try Ludicrous Speed

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:06 PM (39g3+)

56 45 First numbers in and it's bad: Moore is only leading by 77% to 22%.

:-(

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 08:05 PM (+dsLj)

===============

Heh. The LSM will spin it as a win since Moore won't have won by as much as he should have ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2017 08:06 PM (BiLU+)

57 I am seeing Jones 27 Moore 72...early night ?

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 08:06 PM (QC/4S)

58 TOP HUNDRED!!!
woohoo
so did an old white guy win?

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 12, 2017 08:06 PM (N6CVU)

59 Let's also not forget the ole Southern fuck you given to Yankee pollsters, aka exit polls.

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 08:07 PM (Qm+Ky)

60 Totals are flipped on fox n drudge

Posted by: E.T. at December 12, 2017 08:07 PM (P1GJy)

61 "Probe Tainted?"

[Beavis and Butt-Head laughter]

See a doctor immediately.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:07 PM (GsAUU)

62 Why is CNN comparing Moore's numbers to Romney's in 2012 and not Trump numbers in 2016?

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 08:07 PM (g4lFK)

63 I don't know if I wanna watch a fat guy try and talk Alabama Voters into letting him paint their Tits with Acrylics?
Posted by: garrett

Golfclap.

Posted by: mpfs, Show me on the Muppet where Matt Lauer touched you at December 12, 2017 08:07 PM (79p/O)

64 I played it for a few seconds. Sounded like some British guy to me.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 08:04 PM (Enq6K)


Nevermind....not British but light in the loafers.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 08:07 PM (Enq6K)

65 >>I am seeing Jones 27 Moore 72...early night ?

There are less than 200 votes in.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 08:07 PM (/tuJf)

66 *sigh*

Posted by: Jon Ossoff at December 12, 2017 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

67 Tucker has a RI Dem congressman on now. I expect Tucker to end up endorsing Hillary for dog catcher.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 08:08 PM (ILitO)

68 16 I'm watching the "total Write-Ins" category to see when Shelby's non-vote is counted.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 08:01 PM (8gDQu)

===============

LOL. Shelby writing-in Charles Barkley?

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2017 08:08 PM (BiLU+)

69 Why is CNN comparing Moore's numbers to Romney's in 2012 and not Trump numbers in 2016?

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 08:07 PM (g4lFK)


Forget it. They're rolling.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 08:08 PM (8gDQu)

70 THIS CHICK NEEDS TO STOP WITH THE VOCAL FRY!

Posted by: Jon Ossoff at December 12, 2017 08:08 PM (oVJmc)

71 Good lord the fear mongering from the black dude is surreal on CNN.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 08:08 PM (g4lFK)

72 60/40?

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 08:09 PM (5gaNQ)

73 "TOP HUNDRED!!!
woohoo
so did an old white guy win?
"
-Posted by: navycopjoe at December 12, 2017 08:06 PM (N6CVU)

Three scoops of "privilege".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 08:09 PM (Ckg4U)

74 Fox: Jones: 55.8% Moore 43.3%

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 08:09 PM (Enq6K)

75 Wow. Brown suit with a blue tie. Is that Ace?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 08:09 PM (BoMuO)

76 LOL. Shelby writing-in Charles Barkley?

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2017 08:08 PM (BiLU+)


Shrillary.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (8gDQu)

77 Is Gumby here? That sob owes me $90.

Posted by: Pokey at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (UdKB7)

78 JUST IN TO TheBrodyFile :A source close to the Moore campaign tells me they feel very confident about victory. There is a sense inside the Roy Moore campaign that he's going to win. AlabamaSenateElection
David Brody (@TheBrodyFile) December 13, 2017

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (y3aQB)

79
--and Sonobi'ed

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (GsAUU)


Fortunately, I don't seem to have a problem with Sonobi. One of the three popup blockers I use seems to kill it.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (/o9Qk)

80 Live Video Coverage of the Alabama Special Election from Decision Desk HQ

++++

As time goes on, that site is becoming more and more useless. A youtube video of people blathering?

All we need is one of those nifty little trackers, you know, like they use to have.

Oh well, at least the NYT is still good for something.

https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/alabama-
senate-special-election-roy-moore-doug-jones

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (FUu/Z)

81 Drudge :
Moore 77
Jones 22

Posted by: E.T. at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (P1GJy)

82 NY Times has their usual live results, shows Jones either winning by 15 to Moore winning by 15.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (+dsLj)

83 They're rolling.

==

you misspelled trolling

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (QC/4S)

84 >> Is that Ace?


Is it a Bow Tie?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (RzgQJ)

85 74 What?

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (5gaNQ)

86 THIS CHICK NEEDS TO STOP WITH THE VOCAL FRY!

Its either that or the brassy, nasal tone these days from female broadcasters. Very obnoxious.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (39g3+)

87 73 one day I'm going to try to pay my visa off with my white privilege
hope my rating doesn't get hit too hard

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (N6CVU)

88 For those who didn't know, Republican Jeff Flake took a photo of a $100 donation check to Jones, Moore's opponent, and posted it on his Twitter account.

"Country over party," Flake wrote.

God I hate that guy. Truly can't dislike him enough. Or Kristol. Or McCain. Or Egg McMuffin whatever the hell his name is. Any of them.

Posted by: troyriser at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (raGQi)

89 The postman always rings twice is on TCM. Lana Turner, hot!!



Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (Qm+Ky)

90 Lulz, recent tweet of voters telling exit pollsters to fuck off. Wonder how they're voting?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 08:04 PM (+dsLj)

That's usually me.

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (yM/Yl)

91 skipping the video. Most annoying anchors ever.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (oVJmc)

92 Alexis is cute.

Posted by: Navin Johnson at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

93 Bow tie and corduroy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 08:11 PM (T4n7S)

94 85 74 What?
Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (5gaNQ)

That's what they're showing on Tucker's show. < 1 %

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 08:11 PM (Enq6K)

95 My white board says Jones wins.

Posted by: Karl the truth Rove at December 12, 2017 08:11 PM (ZuGkg)

96 >>> Wow. Brown suit with a blue tie. Is that Ace?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 08:09 PM (BoMuO)

It's our own Brandon, aka Conservative Art Critic! One of the old cobs. Aww good memories.

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2017 08:11 PM (hvf9s)

97 [From last thread:]

333 What would really make an impression is if he rode his horse right into the Senate chamber.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 07:44 PM (ZZdXT)

================

He should name a horse Incitatus and run him against McConnell in the next primary ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2017 08:11 PM (BiLU+)

98 Doom?

Or No Doom?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 08:11 PM (yXU4O)

99 Why are we watching a gay New Zealander reporting on an Alabama election?

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 08:11 PM (kUotE)

100 Getting really tired of Matt Drudge. 0.2% of the vote in and he's having hot flashes.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 08:11 PM (14URa)

101 Cicilene is an asshole.

He's totally dodging Tucker's questions.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:11 PM (GsAUU)

102 I like the mock fake news submissions. Here's mine

Tonight was a pedo lash. A pedo lash against a rapidly changing country, in part.

Van Jones

Posted by: Grimaldi at December 12, 2017 08:12 PM (WEvuQ)

103 94: Some inner city sections?

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 08:12 PM (5gaNQ)

104 That video is awful right now, but if Moore wins it should be fun to watch the gay Englishman cry like Nancy Kerrigan.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2017 08:12 PM (gm9yG)

105 SO WHO WAS PHONE!!!

Posted by: Moron willowed from last thread at December 12, 2017 08:12 PM (WlG0e)

106 write in votes don't count. We all know that people in Alabama don't know how to write.

Tucker and the Dem congressman are almost yelling at each other. I think Tucker is winning, he's doing that Tucker"you're a fool" laugh.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 08:12 PM (ILitO)

107 >>Bow tie and corduroy.


Not Ace.

He'll be wearing a Bolero and Assless Chaps.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:12 PM (RzgQJ)

108 An exit poll of one out-of-state voter (namely me) shows Moore winning 100-0.

Based on this, I predict a close race ending in a recount and constitutional crisis.

Posted by: T at December 12, 2017 08:12 PM (XlF/h)

109 Why are we watching a gay New Zealander reporting on an Alabama election?

Diversity.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

110 Has Decision Desk HQ quit doing election results? I see none on their site and no other site with the usual DDHQ widget with results.

Posted by: mark1971 at December 12, 2017 08:12 PM (xPl2J)

111 BTW: any die hard Win XP users having trouble getting certain videos to play in FireFox (because they're HTML5 or 264 etc) can go here:

http://tinyurl.com/yb75vyxg

This is the best and simplest answer to the situation that I've found (other than buying a new computer or phone or tablet).

Easy links that work for the stuff you MIGHT need (you might not) and how to set config so that they work. Added bonus: links to testing sites so that you can see that everything works (or doesn't). Be scrupulous in spelling and applying all added config vars or it won't work.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 12, 2017 08:12 PM (M06hO)

112 you misspelled trolling

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (QC/4S)


That would ahve been better. I'll remember it for next time.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 08:12 PM (8gDQu)

113
"Tonight, the voters of Alabama walked their women, barefoot, pregnant, and at gunpoint, to Selma's Edmund Pettis Bridge and ordered them to jump."

Barackridge Farm remembers!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 08:12 PM (pNxlR)

114 No plaid map?

Her she be, laddy.

http://bit.ly/2yjiiBG

Posted by: Decision Desk Scotland at December 12, 2017 08:12 PM (EzdLW)

115 It's our own Brandon, aka Conservative Art Critic! One of the old cobs. Aww good memories.

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2017 08:11 PM (hvf9s)

Except the part where he kinda called Trump supporters racists.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 08:12 PM (Enq6K)

116 Is it a Bow Tie?

Messenger bag observed?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 08:13 PM (r9UYA)

117 I hope both guys lose bigly. But if one has to win, I hope it's not the baby-killing, horse fucker Democrat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2017 08:13 PM (pUDQf)

118 f Moore wins it should be fun to watch the gay Englishman cry like Nancy Kerrigan.

"wwhyyyyy????"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:13 PM (39g3+)

119 Except the part where he kinda called Trump supporters racists.

It wasn't even kinda.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2017 08:13 PM (gm9yG)

120 Buzzfeed news? Is that all we got for updates? Dirty.

Posted by: MSTisdale at December 12, 2017 08:13 PM (xHVD5)

121 I'm having a sense that I might have to take a dump.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 08:13 PM (4ErVI)

122 He'll be wearing a Bolero and Assless Chaps.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:12 PM (RzgQJ)


All.chaps.are.assless.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 08:14 PM (Enq6K)

123 Fuck Liberty Mutual and their flat tire ad. Are all boys pussies now and don't know how to change a tire without mommy's help.



That ad so insulting on so many fronts. Pussy boys.

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 08:14 PM (Qm+Ky)

124 Per exits, white voters with college degrees went for Moore by 59-37. But Romney won that group by 59 POINTS in 2012. Moore also wins 78-20 among white voters WITHOUT college degrees. That's a much larger group (36% of total)
David Martosko (@dmartosko) December 13, 2017

30% African-American turnout in Alabama is good for Doug Jones but may not be enough. AlabamaSenateElection

David Brody (@TheBrodyFile) December 13, 2017

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 08:14 PM (y3aQB)

125 I have it from a super secret, double dog agent that the fix is in. I also have the floppy disk with the files.

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at December 12, 2017 08:14 PM (9razJ)

126 I did an exit poll of Tami and she yelled "f--- off clown" then kicked me in the knee. From that I extrapolate a Moore win.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:14 PM (39g3+)

127 >>All.chaps.are.assless.


Well, the white ones usually are.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:14 PM (RzgQJ)

128 and don't forget that Charles Barkley might have swung 12 or 15 votes.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 08:14 PM (ILitO)

129 The Dems are counting absentee ballots first and someone was just reporting with incredibly low energy from Jones's HQ. I think the Dems are giving up.

Posted by: sunny-dee at December 12, 2017 08:15 PM (QAOZh)

130 119 Except the part where he kinda called Trump supporters racists.

It wasn't even kinda.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2017 08:13 PM (gm9yG)

No, it really wasn't, was it?

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 08:15 PM (Enq6K)

131 How many out of state lawyers do you think are in Alabama tonight? I will bet each and every polling place has some creepy twink pestering voters.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 08:15 PM (2X7pN)

132
Ace: 100
Drudge: 0

Posted by: H. Solo at December 12, 2017 08:15 PM (EzdLW)

133 She is pretty cute. Brave move wearing your flannel PJs on camera.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 08:15 PM (BoMuO)

134 109 *claps* Yaaaay!

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 08:15 PM (kUotE)

135 Why are we watching a gay New Zealander reporting on an Alabama election?

You have a problem with foreigners mansplaining you politics? What's wrong with you?

Posted by: Trevor Noah and John Oliver at December 12, 2017 08:15 PM (hvf9s)

136 types ...

deletes ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 12, 2017 08:15 PM (fiGNd)

137 >>All.chaps.are.assless.


All of Ace's Chaps are.

That's why he wears a Messenger Bag.

He's a coy little Ewok.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:15 PM (RzgQJ)

138 132: That's for sure

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 08:15 PM (5gaNQ)

139 Although it won't stop the daily anti-Trump drumbeat by the Fake News Media; I hope that Moore stomps Jones' butt into a squishy little mud hole. Just to show them how much we hate the left/liberals/FNM. BIRM

Will we see tears and lamentations of their women?

Posted by: jakee308 at December 12, 2017 08:15 PM (M06hO)

140 exit polls in Baltimore show Moore losing in a landslide.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 08:15 PM (ILitO)

141 Any knucklehead can swing 2 or 3 votes.

Posted by: Sir Charles Barkley at December 12, 2017 08:15 PM (EzdLW)

142 97 LizLem

CAC's telescope threads were great. His election analysis was interesting, as not the usual narrative. Then he got married, had a kid, and he -- shifted.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 08:15 PM (hyuyC)

143 How embarrassing a good ole truck dispatcher on you tube with a fag from Australia.



He must REALLY need the money

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 08:16 PM (Qm+Ky)

144 123 That ad so insulting on so many fronts. Pussy boys.

whoa!!! come on now, be nice to the Air Force

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 12, 2017 08:16 PM (N6CVU)

145 Why anyone who is following the AL race this evening would actually watch TV and not just get your results from the Award Winning* AceofSpades comments section, is just stupid.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 08:16 PM (UsCnO)

146 126 I did an exit poll of Tami and she yelled "f--- off clown" then kicked me in the knee. From that I extrapolate a Moore win.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:14 PM (39g3+)

That was you!?

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 08:16 PM (Enq6K)

147 From Chad Pergram's (FOX) Twitter:

Wade Perry, campaign manager for Jones, tells me he thinks it's going to be a long night. "It's up in the air...we ran a helluva campaign."

Also saw a tweet that Moore's campaign was "confident."

It's not nothing!

Posted by: IrishEi at December 12, 2017 08:16 PM (HiDrR)

148
Y'know that at this moment Kristol Meth and Yeggs McMuffin are comfortably ensconced together in a hot tub and making goo-goo eyes at each other.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 08:16 PM (pNxlR)

149 124
Per exits, white voters with college degrees went for Moore by 59-37.
But Romney won that group by 59 POINTS in 2012. Moore also wins 78-20
among white voters WITHOUT college degrees. That's a much larger group
(36% of total)

David Martosko (@dmartosko) December 13, 2017



30% African-American turnout in Alabama is good for Doug Jones but may not be enough. AlabamaSenateElection



David Brody (@TheBrodyFile) December 13, 2017

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 08:14 PM (y3aQB)

=============
If that's true, game over for Jones, esp. considering how slanted exit polls are.

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 08:16 PM (o3+fQ)

150 Oh dear lord, Drudge is calling the numbers with 0.5% of the vote in?

pathetic.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 08:16 PM (+Dllb)

151 I hope Moore wins and the Dems have wasted another $5 million on a southern election. Who was that last pajama boy they dumped $4 million into? Lost Bigly.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 08:16 PM (Mjus2)

152 30% African-American turnout in Alabama is good for Doug Jones but may not be enough.
****************

There is absolutely no fucking way 30% turned out to vote in a special election. Fuck that ridiculous noise.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 08:16 PM (+dsLj)

153 Then he got married, had a kid, and he -- shifted.

Which is bizarre because most people get more conservative when they have kids. I think it's why libs love abortion so much.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2017 08:17 PM (gm9yG)

154 Brave move wearing your flannel PJs on camera.

Are they footies with that flap on the back? I love those.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:17 PM (39g3+)

155 Tucker talking about Ryebread Lizard.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 08:17 PM (ILitO)

156 Are there in fact any indisputably solid conservative Republicans on the national stage who are also Mormon?

Posted by: doomed at December 12, 2017 08:17 PM (UW4Uc)

157 In other election news, Don Willett won approval from the Senate 50-48 and will be a 5th circuit court judge.

Thank you Hairy Reed.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 08:17 PM (/tuJf)

158 Wasn't 60 million that went against Roy Moore in this election?

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 08:17 PM (g4lFK)

159 Drudge is trolling. If I want truth I come here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2017 08:17 PM (pUDQf)

160 Mobile is all in for the baby killer.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 08:17 PM (r9UYA)

161 119 Except the part where he kinda called Trump supporters racists.

It wasn't even kinda.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2017 08:13 PM (gm9yG)

--Possible wifely influence.

My wife is a naturalized Mexican and constantly complains about Trump.

My compromise? I have never told her I voted for Trump. (I did early voting during work hours.)

I'll argue some points with her, but the vote is on the QT.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:17 PM (GsAUU)

162 Shouldn't that be :

Smegs McMuffin (Utah)

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:17 PM (RzgQJ)

163 Are the Young Turks crying yet?

Posted by: H. Solo at December 12, 2017 08:18 PM (EzdLW)

164 123 Fuck Liberty Mutual and their flat tire ad. Are all boys pussies now and don't know how to change a tire without mommy's help.

That ad so insulting on so many fronts. Pussy boys.
Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 08:14 PM (Qm+Ky)
-------
I hate the commercial where the retard wrecks her new car and is pissed the insurance company doesn't buy her a whole new car. I guess no one ever explained risk to her.

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 08:18 PM (Sfs6o)

165 150
Oh dear lord, Drudge is calling the numbers with 0.5% of the vote in?

pathetic.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 08:16 PM (+Dllb)
Alabama Secy of State isn't even reporting anything yet. But, Drudge, yup, he's all over the NBC News inside info.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 08:18 PM (14URa)

166 145
Why anyone who is following the AL race this evening would actually
watch TV and not just get your results from the Award Winning*
AceofSpades comments section, is just stupid.






Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 08:16 PM (UsCnO)

The fag on the show with him would be a good reason not to watch, Annoying A++

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 08:18 PM (Qm+Ky)

167 'All.chaps.are.assless.'



'specially the assless ones.

Posted by: Pokey at December 12, 2017 08:18 PM (UdKB7)

168 DIET COKE FTW!!

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 08:18 PM (9razJ)

169 153 Ian S

I speculate that his wife, with 100% of the male incentivizing power in marriage, is much more liberal than CAC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 08:18 PM (hyuyC)

170 I did an exit poll of Tami and she yelled "f--- off clown" then kicked me in the knee. From that I extrapolate a Moore win.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:14 PM (39g3+)

That's what you get for trying to poll people after spraying them with your fake flower.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 08:18 PM (FTXAT)

171 Jones up 12 with banjo-pickin' ass-rapin' gay hillbillies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 08:19 PM (oVJmc)

172 I know nothing about Alabama - except there is super nice shopping near Birmingham - in the 'burbs, but their website has started updating:

http://bit.ly/2C7UwLV

Posted by: Ann at December 12, 2017 08:19 PM (jtHQy)

173 There's a group here called Highway 31, which is basically a front for moveon, the DNC and all the liberal fish wraps here (Al.com). They sank 4 million into that evil fucker's campaign.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2017 08:19 PM (pUDQf)

174 My Fake News Submission :

"The White Public voting for Moore is proof that the only reason White Christians are against abortion is because is they need us to have children so they can Rape Them."

--Joy Reid

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 08:19 PM (yXU4O)

175 Oh dear lord, Drudge is calling the numbers with 0.5% of the vote in?

pathetic.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 08:16 PM (+Dllb)


What's the problem? He's updating the numbers as they come in, like he should be doing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 08:19 PM (8gDQu)

176 Cavuto: This will ultimately fall on what people think of Roy Moore.

The John Madden school of broadcasting.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 08:19 PM (Enq6K)

177 Sec of State shows Moore at 71%

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 08:20 PM (xInes)

178 That girl is cute but she looks like someone's sister who wandered onto the set, not an analyst.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:20 PM (39g3+)

179
"The White Public voting for Moore is proof that the only reason White Christians are against abortion is because is they need us to have children so they can Rape Them."

--Joy Reid


Oh, man, waaaaaaay to intelligent to be her.

Go dumber, dumber!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 08:20 PM (pNxlR)

180 150 Oh dear lord, Drudge is calling the numbers with 0.5% of the vote in?

pathetic.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 08:16 PM (+Dllb)

++++

He's not calling it, he's just giving the current count. Looks like the same numbers as the NYT has, so maybe he's using their tracker.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 08:20 PM (pvjTE)

181 Okay, that's pretty funny that blacks are making a stand for an underage white chick potentially maybe possibly being sexually abused as a young teen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 08:20 PM (T4n7S)

182 http://bit.ly/2BhrfRa

Moore won Late deciders BIGLY

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 08:20 PM (y3aQB)

183 remember hanging chads ? good times ....

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 08:21 PM (QC/4S)

184 >>Cavuto: This will ultimately fall on what people think of Roy Moore.


Heard a Reporter on the Radio today uncan this one"
"Ultimately, it will come sown to whoever gets the most Votes. Back to you, Susan."

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:21 PM (RzgQJ)

185 180: He's using ABC

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 08:21 PM (5gaNQ)

186 CAC's telescope threads were great. His election analysis was interesting, as not the usual narrative. Then he got married, had a kid, and he -- shifted.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 08:15 PM (hyuyC)


I've followed the dude on a couple picks and did the math. He's just wrong.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 12, 2017 08:21 PM (fiGNd)

187 >>remember hanging chads?


That guy is Banned from Mall Property!


Posted by: Paul Blart at December 12, 2017 08:21 PM (RzgQJ)

188 Sec of State shows Moore at 71%

You can't trust him!

You need the authority of a Jim Acosta to tell you what this all means!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 08:21 PM (oVJmc)

189 Both my boys knew how to change a tire before they could drive. I was a mean dad.

Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2017 08:22 PM (UdKB7)

190 So WeaselWoman was sick the other day and I went to the store to pick up her prescription. While I was there I also got her a bag of skittles to cheer her up, figuring I'd get to eat most of them myself. Well, apparently she hid the bag!

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 08:22 PM (Sfs6o)

191
He's not calling it, he's just giving the
current count. Looks like the same numbers as the NYT has, so maybe he's
using their tracker.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 08:20 PM (pvjTE)

Yes, his site goes to The Slime

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 08:22 PM (Qm+Ky)

192 Moore's win will ignite the second stage of the MAGA revolution.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 08:22 PM (LnOh3)

193 >>> Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 08:12 PM (Enq6K)

I know, I know. But we won, HCWNBPOTUS, it's the holidays, and I'm a nonconfrontational peacemaker. So I'm in a forgiving/forgetting mood.

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2017 08:22 PM (hvf9s)

194 Where would these so called reporters get valid info besides the Secretary of State?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 08:22 PM (xInes)

195 That's what you get for trying to poll people after spraying them with your fake flower.

I was told in no uncertain terms that it would be considered zany.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:22 PM (39g3+)

196 I really hope Moore pulls it out, but what a mess.

Had Dumbshit McConnell not involved himself, my guess is Moore's candidacy never would have gotten off the ground.

Alabama Republican voters wanted the biggest middle finger they could find.

Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 08:23 PM (uc45P)

197 Where would these so called reporters get valid info besides the Secretary of State?

Leaks from the Mueller team.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 08:23 PM (oVJmc)

198 Michael Tae Kwan Do on Tucker...not making a lot of sense.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:23 PM (RzgQJ)

199 We are supposed to believe that the African American turnout for a special election between two white guys was higher than when Obama ran?

Posted by: conservativechick at December 12, 2017 08:23 PM (MAK6g)

200 They're counting Mobile and Montgomery so it could be a while before Moore closes the gap.

Our cities are fascist states.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 08:23 PM (+dsLj)

201
If Moore wins there will be immediate calls for him to step down and if he refuses immediate calls for an ethics investigation. From the "principled" Republicans

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 08:23 PM (SiINZ)

202 Glad CNN clarified the Black Belt was based on the color of the rich dark top soil.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 08:23 PM (g4lFK)

203 Why are they assuming black men would vote against a guy who was accused of creeping on 17yo girls?

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 08:23 PM (yM/Yl)

204

Shouldn't we put a hold on the mutual fellatio for a while?

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 08:23 PM (LATmp)

205 Tonight, Donald Trump's rapey middle finger extended its rude self to all real Americans, in the form of the rape state of Alabama."

Posted by: MSNBC, later tonight, choking on sobs at December 12, 2017 08:23 PM (UW4Uc)

206 194 Where would these so called reporters get valid info besides the Secretary of State?
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 08:22 PM (xInes)

--They want to show the world how super smart their black box methodology is in predictive power.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:24 PM (GsAUU)

207 194
Where would these so called reporters get valid info besides the Secretary of State?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 08:22 PM (xInes)

County Board of Elections. They report to the state and there is a time lag between when counted and when reported to the state.

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 08:24 PM (Qm+Ky)

208 My Shadenboner is tingling. Either Moore is going to win or I need to refill my Valtrex.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 08:24 PM (BoMuO)

209 'I hate the commercial where the retard wrecks her new car and is pissed the insurance company doesn't buy her a whole new car.'

You buy a new car and crash it into a tree. Maybe you shouldn't have a new car.

Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2017 08:24 PM (UdKB7)

210 I hate the commercial where the retard wrecks her new car and is pissed the insurance company doesn't buy her a whole new car. I guess no one ever explained risk to her.

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 08:18 PM (Sfs6o)

---

The Allstate one where the woman victoriously proclaims women are better drivers than men when she gets some money refunded after not wrecking her car in the last three months.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 08:24 PM (T4n7S)

211 I think black people aren't terribly fond of the judge. Not only are some of them probably family of folks that have showed up in his court at some point but he does give off a really odd vibe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:24 PM (39g3+)

212 ...

Posted by: Spypeach at December 12, 2017 08:24 PM (myc22)

213 196
I really hope Moore pulls it out, but what a mess.



Had Dumbshit McConnell not involved himself, my guess is Moore's candidacy never would have gotten off the ground.



Alabama Republican voters wanted the biggest middle finger they could find.

Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 08:23 PM (uc45P)

=======================
Bingo. Had he stayed out, Strange might have backed in to the runoff.

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 08:24 PM (o3+fQ)

214 I'll argue some points with her, but the vote is on the QT.
Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:17 PM (GsAUU)

Man up. My wife asks me how she should vote.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at December 12, 2017 08:25 PM (wtvvX)

215 Doesn't the Secretary of State have to validate them?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 08:25 PM (xInes)

216 I can swing votes like I swing a golf club.

Turrible. Just turrible.

Posted by: Charles Barkley at December 12, 2017 08:25 PM (WlG0e)

217 202
Glad CNN clarified the Black Belt was based on the color of the rich dark top soil.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 08:23 PM (g4lFK)

Tell me that's a joke? They don't expect anyone to believe that horse shit do they?

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 08:25 PM (Qm+Ky)

218 I hope Moore wins and the Dems have wasted another $5 million on a southern election.

In the end I'm sure it will be north of $10M. Fake PAC Highway 31 burned a million dollars in just the last 36 hours.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 08:25 PM (WbIyz)

219 The Allstate one where the woman victoriously proclaims women are better drivers than men when she gets some money refunded after not wrecking her car in the last three months.

Three whole months, wow. What a great driver.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:26 PM (39g3+)

220 Tucker stream: https://youtu.be/5iIr-Xml3K4

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 08:26 PM (kUotE)

221 Are there in fact any indisputably solid conservative Republicans on the national stage who are also Mormon? Posted by: doomed at December 12, 2017 08:17 PM (UW4Uc)

Mia Love? I'm still trying to determine if some of her GOPe pivots were purely tactical, since she has a lot of libs/GOPe in her district. At her core she still bleeds red on most of the stuff I care about.

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2017 08:26 PM (hvf9s)

222 Drudge can go horsefuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2017 08:26 PM (1SRec)

223 the Sec State page is unofficial, says each county is the accurate count.

you go to the county page, and exactly one (1) county in the entire state has voting into on line.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 08:26 PM (ibLBN)

224 The good news for all Alabamans is that the incessant ads will cease.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 08:26 PM (hyuyC)

225 The Black Belt is a region of the U.S. state of Alabama. The term originally referred to the region's rich, black topsoil, much of it in the soil order Vertisols. The term took on an additional meaning in the 19th century, when the region was developed for cotton plantation agriculture, in which the workers were African- American slaves. After the American Civil War, many freedmen stayed in the area as sharecroppers and tenant farmers, continuing to comprise a majority of the population. The sociological definition of the "Black Belt," as related to this race, refers to a much larger region of the Southern United States, stretching from Maryland to Texas but centered on the Black Belt of uplands areas of Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi and Louisiana. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at December 12, 2017 08:26 PM (WbIyz)

226 I think black people aren't terribly fond of the judge. Not only are some of them probably family of folks that have showed up in his court at some point but he does give off a really odd vibe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

++++++++++

Its not just black people that get that vibe from him.

Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 08:26 PM (uc45P)

227 Overall, Moore is up with white college grads 59-37%. JONES wanted this gap closer

Steve Kornacki (@SteveKornacki) December 13, 2017

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 08:26 PM (y3aQB)

228 >>I'll argue some points with her



Why? You are only going to lose.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:26 PM (RzgQJ)

229 200
They're counting Mobile and Montgomery so it could be a while before Moore closes the gap.



Our cities are fascist states.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 08:23 PM (+dsLj)
Black votes. Moore can take a hit there, his money counties will be the last to report, rural NW AL.

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 08:26 PM (Qm+Ky)

230 Cat Ass Trophy, that's CAC, aka Brandon.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 12, 2017 08:27 PM (/A+Cl)

231 Shit that Omaha Steaks gift box looks good.

Has anyone ever had their stuff?

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:27 PM (GsAUU)

232 201
If Moore wins there will be immediate calls for him to step down and if he refuses immediate calls for an ethics investigation. From the "principled" Republicans

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 08:23 PM (SiINZ)

++++

McConnell already said Moore is going to the Ethics Committee. What kind of process they are going to go through is the question.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 08:27 PM (FUu/Z)

233 156 Are there in fact any indisputably solid conservative Republicans on the national stage who are also Mormon?

Yes, Mike Lee. The Establishment GOP hates him, yessss, they does precious.

Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2017 08:27 PM (HDMVB)

234 Are there in fact any indisputably solid conservative Republicans on the national stage who are also Mormon? Posted by: doomed at December 12, 2017 08:17 PM (UW4Uc)

Mia Love? I'm still trying to determine if some of her GOPe pivots were purely tactical, since she has a lot of libs/GOPe in her district. At her core she still bleeds red on most of the stuff I care about.
Posted by: LizLem

__________

Last I heard, she never endorsed Trump for President even after getting the nomination.

That's my acid test

Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 08:27 PM (uc45P)

235 Its not just black people that get that vibe from him.



Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 08:26 PM (uc45P)

I think he is a creepy MFer, BUT he's our creepy MFer

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 08:27 PM (Qm+Ky)

236 Mia Love? I'm still trying to determine if some of her GOPe pivots were
purely tactical, since she has a lot of libs/GOPe in her district.
---
first thing she did in DC was vote to re-elect Boner for Speaker.


Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 08:28 PM (ibLBN)

237 This time next year 8% GDP growth, 62 Repubs in the Senate, Hillary behind bars, etc.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 08:28 PM (LnOh3)

238 Hillary Wins Alabama, Expected to be Inserted as President in January.

Posted by: This is... Apple Banana News at December 12, 2017 08:28 PM (H8S+R)

239 >>>Heard a Reporter on the Radio today uncan this one"

"Ultimately, it will come sown to whoever gets the most Votes. Back to you, Susan."

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:21 PM (RzgQJ)<<<

Well, see, the winner will be the one who gets the most votes.
Or Brett Favre.



Brett Favre.

Posted by: John Madden, political pundit at December 12, 2017 08:28 PM (WlG0e)

240 McConnell already said Moore is going to the Ethics Committee.

---

In violation of the "not being sufficiently like us" clause.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 08:28 PM (T4n7S)

241 The window on the NYT tracker shifted to 15/16 for Moore.

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 08:28 PM (yM/Yl)

242 Overall, Moore is up with white college grads 59-37%. JONES wanted this gap closer

Steve Kornacki (@SteveKornacki) December 13, 2017
Posted by: MISH McConnell

++++++++++

Good to hear, but I wouldn't read much into Exit polling.

People aren't eager to tell someone in person they voted for Roy Moore.

Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 08:28 PM (uc45P)

243 Shouldn't we put a hold on the mutual fellatio for a while?

Polls are closed so nothing can jinx this.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 08:28 PM (WbIyz)

244 67 to 33 in favor of Jones with 1% in

supposedly heavy turnout in rural areas ... that might favor Moore? and come in later?

not worth trying to figure it out ... relax and wait an hour I guess.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2017 08:28 PM (otAqJ)

245 Man up. My wife asks me how she should vote.
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at December 12, 2017 08:25 PM (wtvvX)

--Ha ha, I'm already in the doghouse.

Besides, she didn't vote. That's a net 1 from my household. I don't want to "motivate" her to vote the wrong way next time until I'm sure I've brought her into the fold.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:28 PM (GsAUU)

246 Some crazed lunatic woman ran into my car recently and put a dent in the rear passenger door which cost $3,500 to fix. Had to get a whole new door.

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 08:28 PM (Sfs6o)

247 Its not just black people that get that vibe from him.

No but I think it gives them a more concerned feeling than just being sort of skeeved. I wouldn't be worried he's likely to rule against me then make a speech on morality like I would as a black guy.

Maybe that's unfair, I just don't like the guy much despite his strongly overt Christian posing. He reminds me of the people that tried to excommunicate me from my church for playing Fantasy Hero.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:29 PM (39g3+)

248 AL Sec State website is only reporting a few hundred votes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 08:29 PM (oVJmc)

249 Shouldn't we put a hold on the mutual fellatio for a while?


This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Bill Kristol and Eggs McMullin at December 12, 2017 08:29 PM (EzdLW)

250 Think I'll go take a nice warm, long bath....catch ya later.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 08:29 PM (Enq6K)

251 I don't like Omaha steaks stuff.

Posted by: linduh at December 12, 2017 08:29 PM (kufk0)

252 Shit that Omaha Steaks gift box looks good.

Has anyone ever had their stuff?

Yes. Totally underwhelming.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2017 08:29 PM (ty7RM)

253 Stomped. Reposting.

Tucker stream:

https://youtu.be/5iIr-Xml3K4

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 08:29 PM (kUotE)

254 My parents got me Omaha Steaks gift box once. It was good stuff.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 12, 2017 08:29 PM (oAY8z)

255
...

...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 08:29 PM (pNxlR)

256 demoRats are testing. If Jones wins. Every Republican running will be a sexual assaulter.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 08:29 PM (xInes)

257 "Shit that Omaha Steaks gift box looks good.
Has anyone ever had their stuff?
"
-Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:27 PM (GsAUU)

They are good, but you have to buy into a Cult. They are a hard-sales driven sign-up industry.

Good product, horrible sales technique.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 08:29 PM (Ckg4U)

258 Heard a Reporter on the Radio today uncan this one"

"Ultimately, it will come sown to whoever gets the most Votes. Back to you, Susan."

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:21 PM (RzgQJ)



Was that ESPN's softball girl? Sounds like her level of brilliance.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 08:29 PM (SiINZ)

259 222

Hello, sailor.

Posted by: Enumclaw pony pimp and discreet bowel perforation service at December 12, 2017 08:29 PM (UW4Uc)

260 My wife wrecked the minivan. With State Farm, she went to the collision place dropped off the wrecked van, enterprise was waiting there with her rental minivan. When her van is fixed, she leaves the rental at the repair place and it is taken care of. This is with State Farm, and the accident was her fault.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 08:29 PM (BoMuO)

261 McConnell already said Moore is going to the Ethics Committee.

Moore should tell that guy he can EABOD and challenge him to pistols at dawn.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 12, 2017 08:30 PM (XGGts)

262 Well the NYT is going with Jones at 0.1%.

Way too close for anyone to call according to them and it appears to be an automatic recall if the numbers stay that tight.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 08:30 PM (+Dllb)

263 Shit that Omaha Steaks gift box looks good.

Look closely. They're 4 ounce steaks, you can practically cover them with a spoon.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:30 PM (39g3+)

264 Has anyone ever had their stuff?
Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:27 PM
~~~~~

They used to be great. However, I got a box last Christmas as a gift, and I was pretty disappointed in the sirloins and fillets. Maybe I just got a bad batch. If I get another gift from there this year, I'll be in a better position to judge.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 12, 2017 08:30 PM (HiDrR)

265 >>Shouldn't we put a hold on the mutual fellatio for a while?

>>Polls are closed so nothing can jinx this.

I'm still good with holding off on the mutual fellatio part.

I don't own any clogs.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 08:30 PM (/tuJf)

266 Has anyone ever had their stuff?

==


yes, unfortunately I have very high steak standards...

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 08:30 PM (QC/4S)

267 231 Shit that Omaha Steaks gift box looks good.

Has anyone ever had their stuff?

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:27 PM (GsAUU)

They have good stuff. They'll call you forever to get you to buy more. I know this because they're headquartered in my city and I know people who worked in the call sales area.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 08:30 PM (4ErVI)

268 Anon Y. Mous: "McConnell already said Moore is going to the Ethics Committee. What kind of process they are going to go through is the question."

He will be given a perfectly fair trial and then promptly shot.

Posted by: Comrade McConnell at December 12, 2017 08:30 PM (H8S+R)

269 Some crazed lunatic woman ran into my car recently

---

dash cam video on youtube just scares the hell out of me.

Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 08:30 PM (KdDCu)

270 Mia Love? Now there's a solid conservative for you.
Boehner's squeeze.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 08:30 PM (r9UYA)

271 I wasn't too impressed with Omaha Steaks, but we're also blessed with having actual butchers' shops around us.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 08:30 PM (T4n7S)

272 Hell... they showed me "the good stuff" from Omaha Steaks.

Maybe a 'bait-and-switch' technique?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 08:30 PM (Ckg4U)

273 231
Shit that Omaha Steaks gift box looks good.



Has anyone ever had their stuff?

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:27 PM (GsAUU)

Huge rip off. Go to Costco, better meat, cheaper. Most of the crap you get with Omaha, sirloins and hamburger with a couple of 6 OZ filets thrown in. Lots of potatoes and apple pies. The pies are not edible. I have some in freezer that are two years old


Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 08:30 PM (Qm+Ky)

274 The GOPe have tossed away candidates before. Two come to mind. Norm Coleman and B1 Bob Dohrnan.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 08:31 PM (2X7pN)

275 Maybe I just got a bad batch.

==

guess again

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 08:31 PM (QC/4S)

276 I think he is a creepy MFer, BUT he's our creepy MFer
Posted by: George

+++++++

Agreed, I'll put my flame suit on and say over the top SoCon is not my cup of tea.

But we need the vote for judges and because of McCain, Flake, Corker and a few other traitors.

Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 08:31 PM (uc45P)

277 256 demoRats are testing. If Jones wins. Every Republican running will be a sexual assaulter.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 08:29 PM (xInes)

This is what concerns me. If Moore doesn't win, the lying whore Gloria Allred and her ilk will be further emboldened. Not that they wouldn't do it anyway, but they'll only get worse.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 08:31 PM (NWiLs)

278 Maybe a 'bait-and-switch' technique?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 08:30 PM (Ckg4U)

BINGO

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 08:31 PM (Qm+Ky)

279 >>I have it from a super secret, double dog agent that the fix is in. I also have the floppy disk with the files.

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly

You misspelled "dick".

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 12, 2017 08:31 PM (2cuLk)

280 Nope, engage in mutual fellatio all you want; I declare it constitutional!

Posted by: Anthony Kennedy at December 12, 2017 08:31 PM (H5knJ)

281 McConnell already said Moore is going to the Ethics Committee"

For someone who was not in the Senate?

Funny, that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 08:32 PM (MINbv)

282 Omaha Steaks overrated. Costco Top Sirloin is better.

Posted by: conservativechick at December 12, 2017 08:32 PM (MAK6g)

283 "Limestone is shifting"

I was promised there would be no geology.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 08:32 PM (sdi6R)

284 277: Precisely. That's why I didn't understand Rush's insistence that the progs wanted Moore to win.

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 08:32 PM (5gaNQ)

285 Moore is going to the ethics committee because he said he wont vote for Turtle as the majority leader. Turtle is acting like a Democrat.

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 08:32 PM (yM/Yl)

286 They have good stuff. They'll call you forever to get you to buy more. I know this because they're headquartered in my city and I know people who worked in the call sales area.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

tell them to stop taking good cuts for themselves and their friends, and sending shit all over the country

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 08:32 PM (QC/4S)

287 260 My wife wrecked the minivan. With State Farm, she went to the collision place dropped off the wrecked van, enterprise was waiting there with her rental minivan. When her van is fixed, she leaves the rental at the repair place and it is taken care of. This is with State Farm, and the accident was her fault.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 08:29 PM (BoMuO)

Brace yourself for the premium increase.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 08:33 PM (NWiLs)

288 MIL sent us Omaha Steaks one time and they screwed us out of the caramel apple tartlets. Fuckers.

Steaks.Meh. Small.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 08:33 PM (r9UYA)

289 Reality check If Roy Moore wins and then the Senate seats & votes to expel him there will be another special election. And Moore would win that election by a wider margin.

David Martosko (@dmartosko) December 13, 2017

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 08:33 PM (y3aQB)

290 Okay, that's pretty funny that blacks are making a stand for an underage white chick potentially maybe possibly being sexually abused as a young teen.


Honestly, no one here believes these allegations at all. The people voting against Roy simply don't like his politics.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 08:33 PM (WbIyz)

291 You run into a weasel and you find out that small furry animals are not covered. That sucks.

Posted by: Some crazed lunatic woman at December 12, 2017 08:33 PM (UdKB7)

292 My wife wrecked the minivan"

Brad?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 08:33 PM (MINbv)

293 256 demoRats are testing. If Jones wins. Every Republican running will be a sexual assaulter.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 08:29 PM (xInes)

---

I keep saying it, but it's happening win or lose. Racist/sexist/homophobe have been played too much and are ineffective.

Child rapist is the only thing left that holds any power. Even better is not needing any proof or to take it to trial since it happened decades ago.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 08:33 PM (T4n7S)

294 Agreed, I'll put my flame suit on and say over the top SoCon is not my cup of tea

I'm a huge social conservative and he gives me concerns. But he's just one vote so it won't matter. He's just a reliable yes for good judges and conservative stuff.

Unless the Democrats get smart and figure out how easily he's be manipulated with goofy data that appeals to his worldview. This tax increase will actually reduce abortions, judge!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:33 PM (39g3+)

295 Only GOPe would have a full plan, probably broken down into autistic detail, about tring to screw someone before they've even won the election.

I wonder if they ran it by the Democrats before unveiling it?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 08:34 PM (4ErVI)

296 Yes, I like Costco's steaks as well.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:34 PM (GsAUU)

297 A few hours earlier today Drudge felt he needed to come up with a pithy top headline of how to frame this political contest, so he reached for a western metaphor. Was it "High Noon", "Gunfight at the O. K. Corral" or even "Unforgiven". Nope.

For Drudge, this is the "Brokeback Election".

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 08:34 PM (ZZdXT)

298 I love Dan Bongino.

He knows his shit.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:34 PM (GsAUU)

299
*snort*

Does the ginger chick know Teh Ewok? She' talking pancakes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2017 08:34 PM (eXA4G)

300 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 12, 2017 08:35 PM (KCxzN)

301 Omaha is ok but not worth the money

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2017 08:35 PM (1SRec)

302 Howdy, Alton.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 08:35 PM (Ckg4U)

303 230 Cat Ass Trophy, that's CAC, aka Brandon.
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 12, 2017 08:27 PM (/A+Cl)


That was a joke aimed at what I assume are Ace's poor fashion choices. But we all know Ace writes the blog in nothing but his tighty-whiteys.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 08:35 PM (BoMuO)

304 Just saw a polling place from out in the country. Moore 358, Jones 58

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 08:35 PM (xInes)

305 'evening AltonJackson

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 08:35 PM (QC/4S)

306 Weasel, one of Mr. BTEG's favorite tricks is to hide chocolate in various places. When I get into a crisis, he brings out the secret chocolate stash. I was home alone for a week this summer while he and the youngest were at a convention. He had chocolate stashed in several places in case I had an emotional crisis.

And I don't blame WeaselWoman for hiding the bag.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 12, 2017 08:36 PM (FQKBL)

307 AL sec of State is slow on results, but Real Clear Politics has Jones with a big lead. Does Not look right.

Posted by: Paladin at December 12, 2017 08:36 PM (A6JWj)

308 Omaha is ok but not worth the money
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

They are a source for rock lobsters, though

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 08:36 PM (yM/Yl)

309 Omaha is ok but not worth the money

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Posted by: truth at December 12, 2017 08:36 PM (QC/4S)

310 280 Nope, engage in mutual fellatio all you want; I declare it constitutional!
Posted by: Anthony Kennedy at December 12, 2017 08:31 PM (H5knJ)

_______

And a requirement!

Posted by: Ginsburg at December 12, 2017 08:36 PM (LnOh3)

311 I'M-A GONNA WEEN!

Posted by: Wario at December 12, 2017 08:36 PM (t3F5b)

312 >288 MIL sent us Omaha Steaks one time and they screwed us out of the caramel apple tartlets. Fuckers.

--

Obama Steaks? You didn't cut that.

Posted by: Johnny Pedantic at December 12, 2017 08:37 PM (ip6Ga)

313 Weasel, one of Mr. BTEG's favorite tricks is to hide chocolate in various places.

He's a wise man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:37 PM (39g3+)

314 What is up with drudge? Is that number real?

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 08:37 PM (2Gv3j)

315 Ginger chick is cute, she just needs to smile a little. Oh, I'm sorry. I just literally raped her. I guess I can never run for senate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 08:37 PM (BoMuO)

316 No way you could hide chocolate anywhere in my house and expect me not to find it.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:37 PM (RzgQJ)

317 What is up with drudge? Is that number real?
Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 08:37 PM (2Gv3j)
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Looks better than the one I saw.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 08:37 PM (vDqXW)

318 For Drudge, this is the "Brokeback Election".

So its a movie about homosexual shepherds?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:37 PM (39g3+)

319 309 Omaha is ok but not worth the money

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Posted by: truth at December 12, 2017 08:36 PM (QC/4S)


What?!

Posted by: Peyton Manning at December 12, 2017 08:37 PM (GsAUU)

320 They are counting the big cities ie Black vote first

Hoping for a really HUGE White vote for Moore

Posted by: Gonzotx at December 12, 2017 08:37 PM (s587h)

321 NYT has the same number. Early yet.

Posted by: lizabth at December 12, 2017 08:38 PM (p0fBx)

322
291 You run into a weasel and you find out that small furry animals are not covered. That sucks.
Posted by: Some crazed lunatic woman at December 12, 2017 08:33 PM (UdKB7)
--------
She also didn't want to stop and I had to chase her almost a mile before she pulled over. I think I interrupted the cop's donut break because he was a useless asshole and wouldn't make out a police report.

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 08:38 PM (Sfs6o)

323 Who is this Ginger Chick y'all are talking about?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:38 PM (RzgQJ)

324 Write in winning by 85%

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 08:38 PM (LnOh3)

325 Ace, seriously The Buzz Feed link is awful. Not suitable for a smart military blog.

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 08:38 PM (Qm+Ky)

326 "No way you could hide chocolate anywhere in my house and expect me not to find it."
-Posted by: garrett The Dog at December 12, 2017 08:37 PM (RzgQJ)

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 08:38 PM (Ckg4U)

327 Drudge currently using NYT who predicts Jones will win by 4

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 08:39 PM (5gaNQ)

328 316 No way you could hide chocolate anywhere in my house and expect me not to find it.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:37 PM (RzgQJ)

--Nor in my stepbrother's house with that doggeh of his.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:39 PM (GsAUU)

329 What?!
Posted by: Peyton Manning at December 12, 2017 08:37 PM (GsAUU)

Omaha, Omaha ?

Posted by: echo at December 12, 2017 08:39 PM (QC/4S)

330 'No way you could hide chocolate anywhere in my house and expect me not to find it.'

I'm hiding a Tootsie Roll just for you!

Posted by: Some crazed lunatic woman at December 12, 2017 08:39 PM (UdKB7)

331 >>Drudge currently using NYT who predicts Jones will win by 4


I'll take that action.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:39 PM (RzgQJ)

332 Who is this Ginger Chick y'all are talking about?


Any and all Redheads. You ain't from around hear are ya?

Posted by: Paladin at December 12, 2017 08:40 PM (A6JWj)

333 Buzzfeed?

Really?

Posted by: Rock Lobstah at December 12, 2017 08:40 PM (mjirE)

334 No way you could hide chocolate anywhere in my house and expect me not to find it.


Seriously. I'm like a truffle pig.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 08:40 PM (WbIyz)

335 If Jones wins this we know what the election strategy will be in 2018.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2017 08:40 PM (xQfPr)

336 I dropped my car off at the collision place today. Some idiot hit it when it was parked.

They gave me a 2018 Corolla as a rental car, which kind of scared me. I was like, "Don't you have something that's old and beat up?"

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 08:40 PM (sdi6R)

337 Who will Roy Moore rape next? Stay tuned.

Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2017 08:40 PM (UW4Uc)

338 How's Pence's voter fraud commission coming along?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 08:41 PM (r9UYA)

339 Drudge just now:

JONES 53%
MOORE 46%

Okay, I can breathe again.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 08:41 PM (vDqXW)

340 They gave me a 2018 Corolla as a rental car, which kind of scared me. I was like, "Don't you have something that's old and beat up?"

"not yet, I guess"
--Rental guy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:41 PM (39g3+)

341
If I recall correctly, judging by the primary totals, Moore would need all the other R's votes to beat what Jones got in his primary.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 08:41 PM (LATmp)

342 People who don't live in Alabama anymore, but still wanna vote there, really seem to like the pinko.

Posted by: forest at December 12, 2017 08:41 PM (/1c+O)

343 >>Some crazed lunatic woman ran into my car recently
and put a dent in the rear passenger door which cost $3,500 to fix. Had
to get a whole new door.

Posted by: Weasel

Next time you meet Bluebell for lunch park down the block from the restaurant.

Posted by: Aviator at December 12, 2017 08:41 PM (2cuLk)

344 Just bffft...right in there!

Posted by: Tim Tebow at December 12, 2017 08:41 PM (BLayO)

345 331
>>Drudge currently using NYT who predicts Jones will win by 4


Where do you see that? Not on their page

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 08:41 PM (Qm+Ky)

346 If Jones wins this we know what the election strategy will be in 2018.

---

That right there is the best reason to vote for Moore.

Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 08:41 PM (KdDCu)

347 >>Seriously. I'm like a truffle pig.


Yep. Ex Wife hated that.

Of course, she was only 5' 1". So, half the house was out of the question for her 'hiding places'.


Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:41 PM (RzgQJ)

348 Who will Roy Moore rape next?


Doug Jones.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 08:42 PM (WbIyz)

349 How's Pence's voter fraud commission coming along?

That's the guy I'm worried is snoozing. Super important work, and we've heard zilch ever since a bunch of states said they wouldn't cooperate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:42 PM (39g3+)

350 How's Pence's voter fraud commission coming along?

==

I asked him to recuse himself, because he voted int he last election

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at December 12, 2017 08:42 PM (QC/4S)

351 292 My wife wrecked the minivan"

Brad?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 08:33 PM (MINbv)

She was doing the talk on the phone while drinking coffee while negotiating the inside lane of a double turn lane and driving with your knee thing and sideswiped a car on the outside lane. But of course, it was my fault, even though I was 1000 miles away and not on the phone with her at the time.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 08:42 PM (BoMuO)

352 Sonobi Sonobi everywhere...but mostly to the left of the margin... I hope Ace is making ninety bazillion dollars off of that Sonobi company. If he isn't imma gonna get mad.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at December 12, 2017 08:42 PM (tDTdL)

353 Truffle pig. Truffle pig. Does whatever a truffle pig does.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at December 12, 2017 08:42 PM (IqV8l)

354 I want Moore to win because I don't want this tactic to work.

But I'm not nearly as confident as the rest of the horde.

Posted by: Tatum at December 12, 2017 08:42 PM (uc45P)

355 333 Buzzfeed?

Really?
Posted by: Rock Lobstah at December 12, 2017 08:40 PM (mjirE)



Is that a promotion or a demotion from Al Jazeerah?

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 08:42 PM (lKs2v)

356 NYT has Jones by .07.

Posted by: lizabth at December 12, 2017 08:42 PM (p0fBx)

357 156 Are there in fact any indisputably solid conservative Republicans on the national stage who are also Mormon?

Posted by: doomed at December 12, 2017 08:17 PM (UW4Uc)

=========

*Ahem*

What am I, blind liver?

Posted by: Glenn Beck at December 12, 2017 08:42 PM (BiLU+)

358 Omaha ships in really nice styrofoam coolers. My ma used to order from them. Never tasted their meat.

Posted by: dartist at December 12, 2017 08:42 PM (nisXv)

359 NBC, of all places, is reporting that Trump lawyer Ty Cobb is saying that all White House interviews are done in the Mueller probe.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 08:43 PM (/tuJf)

360 Ducey on Fox is insufferable. What a douche.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 08:43 PM (r9UYA)

361 I have to say my insurance company (USAA) did a good job with the whole thing. Pretty painless and the car looks new again.

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 08:43 PM (Sfs6o)

362 AL sec of State is slow on results, but Real Clear Politics has Jones with a big lead. Does Not look right.

Probably urban reporting first.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 08:43 PM (oVJmc)

363 >>Who will Roy Moore rape next?


Charles Barkeley

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:43 PM (RzgQJ)

364 .05 and dropping

Posted by: lizabth at December 12, 2017 08:43 PM (p0fBx)

365 I would assault that ginger Tallapoosa a little.

Posted by: Al Franken at December 12, 2017 08:43 PM (BLayO)

366 I was amazed that the new Corrollas are within a few inches of being the same size as Camry's from just a generation or two ago.

Not to mention the new "small" Chevy pickup that's as long as a Suburban from a decade or so ago.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 08:43 PM (T4n7S)

367 I want to see that broad crying when Moore is declared the winner.

Posted by: Zoltan at December 12, 2017 08:43 PM (T8WeQ)

368 Heck, I remember when bars were closed on voting day until the polls closed.

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 08:43 PM (EGFUD)

369 Ducey on Fox is insufferable. What a douche.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 08:43 PM (r9UYA)
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That would make him Douchey.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 08:43 PM (vDqXW)

370 If I recall correctly, judging by the primary totals, Moore would need all the other R's votes to beat what Jones got in his primary.



The reverse. Moore was just barely edged out by the total of all Democratic Primary votes.

He was 2 to 1 in the runoff.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 08:43 PM (WbIyz)

371 346, absolutely. If Jones wins, every republican will be called raping child molesters in 2018 and 2020, and the media will repeat the "accusations" non stop for 6 months straight.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at December 12, 2017 08:43 PM (ZZhQQ)

372 NYT is tightening. Only has Jones winning by 1%

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 08:44 PM (5gaNQ)

373 Moore raped me.

Posted by: Inanimate carbon rod at December 12, 2017 08:44 PM (UW4Uc)

374 I would assault that ginger Tallapoosa a little.

Posted by: Al Franken at December 12, 2017 08:43 PM (BLayO)

---

Fair, the Coosa.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 08:44 PM (T4n7S)

375 Seems like the votes are swinging rapidly in Moore's favor. The wailing and gnashing of teeth should be schadenfreudelicious.

Posted by: Grimaldi at December 12, 2017 08:44 PM (CeQH1)

376 Bingo. Had he stayed out, Strange might have backed in to the runoff.


Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 08:24 PM (o3+fQ)


Probably not... Mo Brooks would have won.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 08:44 PM (FTXAT)

377 The only county with most of their votes in is Limestone, and Moore seems to be doing 4% better than the NYT estimate.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 08:44 PM (+dsLj)

378 Yaaaaayyyyy!!! Ohhhhhhh. Yaaaaayyyyy! ohhhhhhh. Yaaaaayyyyyy!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 08:45 PM (BoMuO)

379

The reverse. Moore was just barely edged out by the total of all Democratic Primary votes.

He was 2 to 1 in the runoff.


Oh.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 08:45 PM (LATmp)

380 Drudge NOW:

JONES 50%
MOORE 49%

!!!!!!!!

It was nice while it lasted, wasn't it Duggie, boy?

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 08:45 PM (vDqXW)

381 McConnell already said Moore is going to the Ethics Committee.
***********


I can't say where McConnell should be going.
I could say but if I did it would be hammer time.

Posted by: gNewt at December 12, 2017 08:45 PM (sexas)

382 Mo Brooks would have won the primary if Strange had not run.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 08:46 PM (WbIyz)

383 Kinda rather see Mo Brooks in that seat anyway

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:46 PM (39g3+)

384 You don't need a telescope to see that Finnegan is the pro in that room.

Posted by: davedavdavarf at December 12, 2017 08:46 PM (BLayO)

385 I do only cylinder steak.

Posted by: Obama Steaks at December 12, 2017 08:46 PM (UW4Uc)

386 When you see a trend go from like 32%->49%. You can kind of see the way the trend is going.

Moore by 103%.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 08:46 PM (vDqXW)

387 Can't believe the GOP didn't get a tax bill signed sealed and delivered before today's election. If Jones wins tax cuts are dead.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 08:46 PM (Ea0Mm)

388 Now the NYT predicts Moore? All over the place

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 08:46 PM (5gaNQ)

389 Moore pulls ahead on NYT

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 08:46 PM (r9UYA)

390 You, Republican running for dog-catcher in Sheboygan, do you denounce known child-rapist Roy Moore? Or do you support his rampant pedophilia?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 08:47 PM (BoMuO)

391 368
Heck, I remember when bars were closed on voting day until the polls closed.

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 08:43 PM (EGFUD)

Most control state liquor stores in the South are closed on election day.

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 08:47 PM (Qm+Ky)

392 >>>>Are there in fact any indisputably solid conservative Republicans on the national stage who are also Mormon?


Mike Lee

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 12, 2017 08:47 PM (jn7FC)

393 373
Moore raped me.

Moore is raping my cat right now. He's only 6 years old!

Posted by: forest at December 12, 2017 08:47 PM (/1c+O)

394 345 331
>>Drudge currently using NYT who predicts Jones will win by 4


Where do you see that? Not on their page

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 08:41 PM (Qm+Ky)

++++

NYT Tracker is here:

https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/alabama-
senate-special-election-roy-moore-doug-jones

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 08:47 PM (FUu/Z)

395 NYT is predicting a tie.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 12, 2017 08:47 PM (mvywl)

396
Moore raped me.

Posted by: Inanimate carbon rod
====



My card.

Posted by: Gloria Allred at December 12, 2017 08:47 PM (dUOAV)

397 it was my fault, even though I was 1000 miles away and not on the phone with her at the time.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 08:42 PM (BoMuO)

---

Seems easy enough. It was your fault for not being the one on the phone with her. I understand completely.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 08:47 PM (T4n7S)

398 Can't believe the GOP didn't get a tax bill signed sealed and delivered before today's election. If Jones wins tax cuts are dead.

Posted by: #neverskankles
**************************

Son, that's the plan.

Posted by: Mitch the bitch at December 12, 2017 08:48 PM (sexas)

399 Volatility early on is normal until the counted votes build up some density. Any early lead depends on which areas are tallied first.

As more get tallied, change of movement slows.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 08:48 PM (oVJmc)

400 Second most reporting county is Wilcox at 30%+, and Jones is underperforming there.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 08:48 PM (+dsLj)

401 Republican running for dog-catcher in Sheboygan, do you denounce known child-rapist Roy Moore? Or do you support his rampant pedophilia?

They're gonna run with that a few weeks or months, definitely. But I think by this time next year the crap that comes out about congressmen and media types is going to make Moore look like a saint.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:48 PM (39g3+)

402 >>Can't believe the GOP didn't get a tax bill signed sealed and delivered before today's election. If Jones wins tax cuts are dead.

Ah, no. The winner won't be seated until January.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 08:48 PM (/tuJf)

403 Buy a whole tenderloin from Costco, slice, and freeze. Sous vide one or two for 90 minutes, sear. Beats anything else we have ever purchased labeled, "steak."

Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 12, 2017 08:48 PM (GzDYP)

404 You, Republican running for dog-catcher in Sheboygan, do you denounce known child-rapist Roy Moore? Or do you support his rampant pedophilia?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 08:47 PM (BoMuO)
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Are you now, or have you ever been a Roy Moore supporter.

Posted by: Future Democratic Party (but still with Sexual Assailants) at December 12, 2017 08:48 PM (vDqXW)

405 Let be real. Moore is literally going to win with the MSM calling him a pedophile and with allegations.

Doug Jones should have won by double digits.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 08:48 PM (g4lFK)

406
Prediction:

If Moore wins, it will be declared the END of the GOP all day tomorrow!

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 08:48 PM (LATmp)

407 361 I have to say my insurance company (USAA) did a good job with the whole thing. Pretty painless and the car looks new again.
Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 08:43 PM (Sfs6o)


The police officer told me to call my insurance company (Nationwide) and tell them to get the police report.

They apparently didn't do that. They kept telling me that I had to pay the deductible and pay for a rental car, then try to get reimbursed by the other driver's insurance company.

I was not a happy camper. I put in a claim with the other company (Sentry), and they seem to be taking care of it so far.

I've had Nationwide for about 30 years, and I am seriously reconsidering that now.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

408


NO

RAPE

ME

Posted by: The Horta at December 12, 2017 08:48 PM (IqV8l)

409 Moore +8 now.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 08:49 PM (r9UYA)

410 376
Bingo. Had he stayed out, Strange might have backed in to the runoff.




Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 08:24 PM (o3+fQ)


Probably not... Mo Brooks would have won.


Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 08:44 PM (FTXAT)

====================
Maybe. I dunno if he had the funding to go up against Strange. My point is that if the establishment had laid low and acted as Strange's bank, he might have gotten in. By sticking their nose in, they led the base to support the biggest "F-U" they could find and Moore is more of an outsider than Brooks.

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 08:49 PM (o3+fQ)

411 NYT is updated automagically via algorithm, I believe, so it will bounce around as things get reported.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2017 08:49 PM (xQfPr)

412

You saw it here first:

Fake News tomorrow: "GOP Has Moore Problems"

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 08:49 PM (LATmp)

413 It's over. Moore will swamp him now.

Should we send a case of non-alcoholic Champagne to the Dimocrap Moral victory party ??

Posted by: sofa saver at December 12, 2017 08:49 PM (4u7kU)

414 Drudge Now:

JONES 48%
MOORE 50%

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Future Democratic Party (but still with Sexual Assailants) at December 12, 2017 08:49 PM (vDqXW)

415 Nutting to vorry about -- President Donald told me if I fix BAMA election result, he have more flexibility wit me aftervards.

Relax, have youself some nice Valu-Rite Vodka ...

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at December 12, 2017 08:49 PM (BiLU+)

416 >>>Seems like the votes are swinging rapidly in Moore's favor. The wailing and gnashing of teeth should be schadenfreudelicious.

In the Trump era it's Christmas and Hanukkah everyday!

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2017 08:49 PM (e0Msj)

417 387 Can't believe the GOP didn't get a tax bill signed sealed and delivered before today's election. If Jones wins tax cuts are dead.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 08:46 PM (Ea0Mm)

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Gosh, that's weird.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 08:49 PM (T4n7S)

418 Moore is overperforming in Houston county as well.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 08:49 PM (+dsLj)

419 ABC just put it as Moore ahead 50-48

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 12, 2017 08:49 PM (N6CVU)

420 21
Wait, how is shooting a sheriff "self-defense?"
=======
Hey, he didn't shoot the deputy.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 08:49 PM (W+kMI)

421 If Moore wins, it will be declared the END of the GOP all day tomorrow!
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 08:48 PM (LATmp)

Meh. The GOP has been dead for quite some time.

Posted by: CDR M at December 12, 2017 08:50 PM (EkJOK)

422 I hear good things about Farmer's Insurance, but I think it changes over time, which is best and which gets to be a problem.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:50 PM (39g3+)

423 DDHQ Is sucking hind tit. Buzzfeed is NOT AOSHQ!

Live coverage my butt...

Posted by: Fewenuff at December 12, 2017 08:50 PM (gHE26)

424 What is happening? I'm at work. Should I slit my wrists now or wait a while?

Posted by: T at December 12, 2017 08:50 PM (XlF/h)

425 >>Gosh, that's weird.

Also wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 08:50 PM (/tuJf)

426 NYT algorithm is surprisingly good

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at December 12, 2017 08:50 PM (QC/4S)

427 Naw it is gonna be close I tell ya.

Posted by: Karl the truth Rove at December 12, 2017 08:50 PM (ZuGkg)

428 this $hit is all over the place. Moore is up by 7 now.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 08:50 PM (+Dllb)

429 McConnell already said Moore is going to the Ethics Committee. What kind of process they are going to go through is the question.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 08:27 PM (FUu/Z)

--------

They can only investigate what he did while a sitting Senator. McTurtle the Chinless gots nuttin.

Posted by: Side draft at December 12, 2017 08:50 PM (ohP/V)

430 How's Pence's voter fraud commission coming along?

That's the guy I'm worried is snoozing. Super important work, and we've heard zilch ever since a bunch of states said they wouldn't cooperate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:42 PM (39g3+)


If they are doing their job, I expect it to be quit as they gather evidence to make an air-tight case with all the "t"s crossed and "i"s dotted.

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2017 08:50 PM (itfg0)

431 :/

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 08:50 PM (QC/4S)

432 NYT is predicting a tie.

Then can we have them duel and the winner takes the seat?

Huh? Huh? Can we? Can we?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 08:51 PM (tRaq7)

433 Roy Moore in 2024! Too early?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 12, 2017 08:51 PM (e9G8E)

434

It's a Rape-lash!

Posted by: Van Jones at December 12, 2017 08:51 PM (dUOAV)

435 Ah, Finnegan, he's breaking their poor little hearts with the one thing the SJWs fear most in life: math.

Posted by: davedavdavarf at December 12, 2017 08:51 PM (BLayO)

436 Jones wins: GOP Finished

Moore wins: GOP Finished

One Headline Fits All

But it's really another embarrassing loss for the Dems.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 08:51 PM (oVJmc)

437 President Donald told me if I fix BAMA election result, he have more flexibility wit me aftervards.

Man that Putin is powerful for a sawed off alcoholic ex-KGB mutt. Can he fix daylight savings time and cut prices on beef jerkey?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:51 PM (39g3+)

438 In the only counties with significant reporting numbers, Moore is overperforming and Jones underperforming.

FUCK YOU MEDIA AND YOUR PSYCH WARFARE

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 08:51 PM (+dsLj)

439 If Moore wins, it will be declared the END of the GOP all day tomorrow!

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 08:48 PM (LATmp)
---
They thought a tax bill passed by elected representatives was the "End of Democracy". Alabamans voting the Senator they want in is definitely the end of representative government, at least.

Posted by: Future Democratic Party (but still with Sexual Assailants) at December 12, 2017 08:51 PM (vDqXW)

440 it was my fault, even though I was 1000 miles away and not on the phone with her at the time.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 08:42 PM (BoMuO)

---

There is also the off chance that your wife only dreamt she had a wreck and it's your fault.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 08:51 PM (T4n7S)

441 McConnell already said Moore is going to the Ethics Committee.

***********





I can't say where McConnell should be going.

I could say but if I did it would be hammer time.

Posted by: gNewt at December 12, 2017 08:45 PM (sexas)

McConnell is full of shit... Senate rules do not allow punishment of behavior before a person is a Senator. Its why Franken is so sure the ethics committee will not ding him.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 08:52 PM (FTXAT)

442 Lots of people, myself included, thought that the appointment of Attorney General Strange to the seat was a quid pro quo for easing up on the investigation of our governor.

It was a bit too much corruption to tolerate, even in a standardly corrupt southern state like Alabama.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 08:52 PM (WbIyz)

443 388
Now the NYT predicts Moore? All over the place

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 08:46 PM (5gaNQ)

===========
The urban precincts are in, maybe, leaving rural ones that are likely Moores'.

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 08:52 PM (o3+fQ)

444 Relax, have youself some nice Valu-Rite Vodka ...
Posted by: Vladimir Putin

I mean Billy Bob Putin y'all

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2017 08:52 PM (8ikIW)

445 Jones doesn't need to diddle kids since he has ABC sucking his dick nonstop

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 12, 2017 08:52 PM (N6CVU)

446 139 Although it won't stop the daily anti-Trump drumbeat by the Fake News Media; I hope that Moore stomps Jones' butt into a squishy little mud hole. Just to show them how much we hate the left/liberals/FNM. BIRM

Will we see tears and lamentations of their women?
======
We will get the tears and lamentation of their newscasters. Will that work for you?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 08:52 PM (W+kMI)

447 Rape and rape, what is rape?

Posted by: Idiot woman holding Spock's brain at December 12, 2017 08:52 PM (UW4Uc)

448 My wife orders the Omaha steaks, as she gets gift certificates from one of her relations.
They aren't bad, the filets are perfect, really.
The shipping is over the top, huge styrofoam shipping containers with dry ice. I saved a couple of them and converted them to swamp coolers during our rare 100+ degree days. (We don't have AC).

Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2017 08:52 PM (w7KSn)

449 USAA handled the whole thing and went after the other driver who admitted she was at fault. The cop was a lazy asshat and I had a conversation with his sergeant who was only slightly better. The insurance and repair were all stress free.

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 08:52 PM (Sfs6o)

450 Tomorrow's headlines:

"Moore wins by smaller than expected margin in GOP safe seat, is this a sign the GOP is in trouble?"

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 08:53 PM (+dsLj)

451 Here comes the Judge.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 08:53 PM (xInes)

452 Then can we have them duel and the winner takes the seat?

That would be good to see. My guess is Moore can sling that hogleg like a cowboy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:53 PM (39g3+)

453 437. V.V. Putin does not drink alcohol, nor does he smoke. As a Russian, he's an outlier. KGB discipline, dontcha know.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 08:53 PM (fA1SL)

454 There is a great Sweet Home Alabama rendition by the Leningrad Cowboys on YouTube.


Includes the Russian Army singing backup.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 08:53 PM (LnOh3)

455 "It seems like a really Republican state that's voting for the Republican" - Buzzfeed gal.

Posted by: forest at December 12, 2017 08:53 PM (/1c+O)

456 444 Relax, have youself some nice Valu-Rite Vodka ...
Posted by: Vladimir Putin

I mean Billy Bob Putin y'all

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2017 08:52 PM (8ikIW)

=============

Heh. That would have been much better ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2017 08:53 PM (BiLU+)

457 NYT is predicting a tie.
---
I think that Roy is better at making fire.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 08:53 PM (vDqXW)

458 Should I slit my wrists now or wait a while?

---

Wait until tomorrow prime time evening news and then decide.

Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 08:53 PM (KdDCu)

459 Rape, steaks, special elections and rape.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 08:53 PM (NWiLs)

460 Moore +10 now. My prediction.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 08:53 PM (r9UYA)

461 When is this seat up again?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2017 08:53 PM (xQfPr)

462 With the latest outings of liberal perverts and Dems claiming the moral high ground The DNC are trying to combine the liberal and evangelical vote into a new contingency named the born yesterday vote.. LMAO

Posted by: Voter Dude at December 12, 2017 08:53 PM (U5Xeq)

463 I've had Nationwide for about 30 years, and I am seriously reconsidering that now.
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 08:48 PM (sdi6R)


I was rear-ended at a red light. The other guys insurance (Fred Loya) was dragging their feet. State Farm took care of me and my car, then went after the other insurance company themselves.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 08:53 PM (BoMuO)

464 From the NYT latest estimate:

Right now, our most likely estimates span Jones +13 to Moore +15.

I call weapons grade Bull$hit.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 08:53 PM (+Dllb)

465 Looks like after the absentee ( read Democrat forgery votes) had an early lead for Jones the actual vote are flooding in as a Moore win. The Buzzed site folks have the sadz (yay!). If these keeps up ~ my prediction of Moore between 7 to 10 will sound like I should, perhaps , replace polls and get paid sh*loads of money to make election predictions.

Ok off to the stove to make popcorn.

Heh.

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 08:53 PM (0YSzp)

466 How many YouTube hits for "Sweet Home Alabama" are we going to get anyway?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 08:54 PM (W+kMI)

467 426
NYT algorithm is surprisingly good

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at December 12, 2017 08:50 PM (QC/4S)

Yeah, not just good DAMN good!
http://tinyurl.com/j2larrd

Posted by: President Hillary at December 12, 2017 08:54 PM (Qm+Ky)

468 >>I can't say where McConnell should be going.
I could say but if I did it would be hammer time.
Posted by: gNewt at December 12, 2017 08:45 PM (sexas)

"Early night" for Mitch McConnell?

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 08:54 PM (q177U)

469 I'm gonna go turn on MSNBC

Posted by: forest at December 12, 2017 08:54 PM (/1c+O)

470 You all commenters never get the credit you deserve. Well done.

Posted by: Blake MacBain at December 12, 2017 08:54 PM (Npqi5)

471 Weasel,
**fist bump** on insurance company. They were really good when my car caught fire in my garage and hail damage warranteda roof replacement.

Posted by: linduh at December 12, 2017 08:54 PM (kufk0)

472 I just realized that a lot of third tier republicans came out against moore because they want to feed the alligator hoping it will eat them last.

They must know that this kind of attack is very dangerous to republicans. If all you have to do is scour someone's past, exaggerate it, manufacture some collaboration, and then have everyone clutch their pearls,... well no one is safe.

The R's must all be shaking about what this could mean for them at next election. They are not coming out because they think moore is horrible, but because they are scared.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 12, 2017 08:54 PM (LWu6U)

473 Damn Moore is fucking Jones over like a viking poet in the rural counties.

The rural voters seem a bit pissed.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 08:54 PM (+dsLj)

474 Anyone ever tried Obamaha (dog) Steaks?
Asking for a liberal neighbor.

Posted by: Guam tipper at December 12, 2017 08:54 PM (/DvFd)

475 453 437. V.V. Putin does not drink alcohol, nor does he smoke. As a Russian, he's an outlier. KGB discipline, dontcha know.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 08:53 PM (fA1SL)

Note... Trump does not drink either... which is a REAL outlier for politicians...

Which I find.... interesting...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 12, 2017 08:55 PM (NgKpN)

476 I like how the leader of the milennial Democrat group is an older man with a beard. He must identify as a 20-something snowflake.

Posted by: Grimaldi at December 12, 2017 08:55 PM (CeQH1)

477 O/T-received my copy of "The Deplorable Gourmet" today.

checked the index, and, much to my surprise, my recipe was included.

Anyway, kudos to bluebell and weasel for putting "The Deplorable Gourmet" together in such a timely fashion. Hard to believe it took just bit over 6 months from inception to gestation to publication.

A fabulous amount of work and you two are to be commended. Outstanding work.

ps: My wife found the intro to be a hoot!

Posted by: blake at December 12, 2017 08:55 PM (WEBkv)

478 When is this seat up again?

I believe in 2020.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 08:55 PM (WbIyz)

479 Moore +12, Drudge

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2017 08:55 PM (ty7RM)

480 459

You said rape twice

Posted by: That's Hedley! at December 12, 2017 08:55 PM (UW4Uc)

481 453 V.V. Putin does not drink alcohol, nor does he smoke.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 08:53 PM (fA1SL)


Neither does Trump.

Connect the dots, people.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

482 Now, Drudge:

JONES 43%
MOORE 55%

Why isn't he ahead by 50 points?

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 08:56 PM (vDqXW)

483 453 V.V. Putin does not drink alcohol, nor does he smoke

ive literally seen him drink two glasses of wine

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 12, 2017 08:56 PM (N6CVU)

484
When is this seat up again?
Posted by: Laughing in Texas


Don't leave the seat up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 08:56 PM (IqV8l)

485 NYT is still leaving possibility of +/- double digits for either candidate.. so it's not THAT accurate.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 12, 2017 08:56 PM (mvywl)

486 >> "383
Kinda rather see Mo Brooks in that seat anyway."
--
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

For those who do have some moral reservations about Moore (and I am one of them), assuming he wins tonight you can look at him as a placeholder until the people of Alabama can eventually field another conservative for that Senate seat with less trumped up 'baggage" than he has.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 08:56 PM (ZZdXT)

487
America is crying tonight.

Posted by: msnbc at December 12, 2017 08:56 PM (dUOAV)

488 The night is young.

And Moore is raping it!

Posted by: MFM pollsters at December 12, 2017 08:56 PM (WlG0e)

489 Deplorable Gourmet, Apple Walnut Cake, extremely delish.

Posted by: lizabth at December 12, 2017 08:56 PM (p0fBx)

490 I just realized that a lot of third tier republicans came out against moore because they want to feed the alligator hoping it will eat them last.

Yeah they were trying to virtue signal furiously so they seemed above that and were safer. All it would do is cement the "hypocrite" charge and force them to resign if accused, based on their own rhetoric. Idiots.

Putin does not drink alcohol

A Russian that does not drink? I find that harder to believe than CNN telling me news.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:57 PM (39g3+)

491 451 Here comes the Judge.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRS62nccwmw

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 08:57 PM (W+kMI)

492 It's not over until Mary Cloggenstien weighs in...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 12, 2017 08:57 PM (e9G8E)

493 425 >>Gosh, that's weird.

Also wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 08:50 PM (/tuJf)

---

C'mon, Jack. You know how the jokes work around here.

We're in at least the second decade of the "I won't believe it until I see it, and maybe not even then without being suspicious that it's a setup for something worse."

It is not our fault that we do not trust them any longer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 08:57 PM (T4n7S)

494 I'm gonna go turn on MSNBC

It's still early for the lamentation of the wimmins.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 08:57 PM (WbIyz)

495 In the midnight hour, she called. "Moore, Moore, Moore"

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 08:57 PM (xInes)

496 The rural voters seem a bit pissed.

----

Ok, I laughed out loud.

Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 08:57 PM (KdDCu)

497 Moore 50-49??

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2017 08:57 PM (ty7RM)

498 Looks like Moore is signing Dougie's yearbook, right now.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 08:57 PM (vDqXW)

499 Moore is grabbing this election by the p****, baby!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 08:57 PM (+dsLj)

500 But I'm not nearly as confident as the rest of the horde.
Posted by: Tatum at December 12, 2017 08:42 PM (uc45P)

Money matters. So does bad press. So does lack of party support. It will be mildly surprising to me if Jones doesn't win.

But then, I don't know Alabama. Never been there. They might view all of this outside support for Jones as interference and vote for Moore solely out of spite. Of course, it helps Moore immensely that Jones advocates abortion up to the ninth-month moment of birth.

Posted by: troyriser at December 12, 2017 08:57 PM (raGQi)

501 M 53- J 45

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 12, 2017 08:58 PM (e8kgV)

502 Peter Ducey does his hair like he's trying to look like Milo.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:58 PM (GsAUU)

503 Rick Santorum is a doofus. He's no republican.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 08:58 PM (g4lFK)

504 GotDamn .....Moore just lost 8.5 points out of his lead in one update

Posted by: ThomasR at December 12, 2017 08:58 PM (khIpu)

505 It's not over until Mary Cloggenstien weighs in...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 12, 2017 08:57 PM (e9G8E)



And she weighs in at about 400 lbs

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 08:58 PM (SiINZ)

506 For those who do have some moral reservations about
Moore (and I am one of them), assuming he wins tonight you can look at
him as a placeholder until the people of Alabama can eventually field
another conservative for that Senate seat with less trumped up 'baggage"
than he has.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 08:56 PM (ZZdXT)

I don't think so. I think the fake stories fade and he would have to really f up to lose the seat. Of course I don't have moral reservations about him so...

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 08:58 PM (FTXAT)

507 Mary Tyler

Posted by: goatexchange at December 12, 2017 08:58 PM (YFnq5)

508 "Let's move on to progression."
What?
"The Jones campaign was able to galvanize black voters.
Whites can only vote for republicans."
Racist much?

"I know Doug Jones pandered to the black community, but with the tax cuts, I had to reconsider."

So, you, who already has a negative tax rate, and will get a more negative tax rate, is upset that someone else is getting a tax cut. Fuck off.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 08:58 PM (BoMuO)

509 Check the county numbers where more than 50% have been reported in, Moore is surging far better than the NYT estimates!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 08:58 PM (+dsLj)

510 The R's must all be shaking about what this could mean for them at next election. They are not coming out because they think moore is horrible, but because they are scared.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 12, 2017 08:54 PM (LWu6U)

This is TEA party 2... election Bugaloo...

The first incarnation was the reform party... whose agenda was coopted... implemented for about 10 minutes... then right back to the status quo...

Then... the TEA party... which... got coopted... and lost steam due to both GOPe and Media choosing TEA party leaders who were not really serious people (that's what happens when you allow others to choose your spokesmen)....

Now... we have the Deplorables... of whom Trump is but a symptom... a much angrier group....

There is now an existential threat to Inside the Beltway way of life.... and its the Deplorables...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 12, 2017 08:58 PM (NgKpN)

511 I hope Moore wins only to see a transparent attempt by a mega-powerful corporate entity AND millions in RNC money to sway an election all be for naught.

David v. Goliath

Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2017 08:58 PM (w7KSn)

512 Is it time for my annual watching of MSNBC?

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 08:59 PM (Mjus2)

513 NYT: "Our best guess is that Mr. Moore has a small advantage..."

The JUDGE Moore, biyotch!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 12, 2017 08:59 PM (e9G8E)

514 Errr, THAT'S...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 12, 2017 08:59 PM (e9G8E)

515 I said earlier between 10-15% margin for Moore. Wish I put some money on it.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 12, 2017 08:59 PM (pFSBP)

516 Nia-Makila Henderson has the deepest voice on CNN. And she hates the math nerd on her right.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 08:59 PM (g4lFK)

517 482 Now, Drudge:

JONES 43%
MOORE 55%



Drudge despises Moore. It must pain him to post that.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 12, 2017 08:59 PM (AZD0r)

518 The shipping is over the top, huge styrofoam shipping containers with
dry ice. I saved a couple of them and converted them to swamp coolers
during our rare 100+ degree days. (We don't have AC).

The coolers are what 3" thick? Pretty nice for a shipping container. Good customer service too. My ma had one delivered in the summer that sat in the sun and spoiled. They replaced it without question. I used the coolers to put smoked beasts in foil.

Posted by: dartist at December 12, 2017 08:59 PM (nisXv)

519 Got my copy of The Deplorable Cookbook today. Lots of fun, lots of good sounding stuff.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 08:59 PM (W+kMI)

520 Jones getting 28% of White vote which is not NEARLY enough to win

Jacob Wohl

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 08:59 PM (y3aQB)

521 M 51- J 48 16% in.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 12, 2017 08:59 PM (e8kgV)

522 Man up. My wife asks me how she should vote.
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) a

Both my Mother and my aunt did the same so they could vote for the opposing candidate. They would laugh about it, but neither my Dad nor my uncle knew for years until I told my Dad to stop taking Mom to vote. We kept quiet with my uncle as he voted D and needed his vote nullified.

Posted by: Corned Beef and Chlorine at December 12, 2017 08:59 PM (cXDc4)

523 "Computer issue" in Birmingham. I'm sure only republican votes were affected.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 09:00 PM (BoMuO)

524 Looks like after the absentee...

We really have to end that.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2017 09:00 PM (zu3jZ)

525
471 Weasel,
**fist bump** on insurance company. They were really good when my car caught fire in my garage and hail damage warranteda roof replacement.
Posted by: linduh at December 12, 2017 08:54 PM (kufk0)
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*fistbump*
All in all I think they do a good job. I've been a member for about 40 years and they insure all my stuff. I use their banking services, too.

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 09:00 PM (Sfs6o)

526 Moore, Moore, Moore!

How do you like him? How do you like him?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 09:00 PM (yXU4O)

527 "Jones got a little boost from a giant dump from Jefferson county."

Well said you articulate bastard.

Posted by: davedavdavarf at December 12, 2017 09:00 PM (BLayO)

528
They can only investigate what he did while a sitting Senator. McTurtle the Chinless gots nuttin.

Posted by: Side draft at December 12, 2017 08:50 PM (ohP/V)

++++

No. If someone found an old home movie of Moore sodomizing an 11 year old, even if the statute of limitations had run out, they could throw him out of the Senate. Not just could; would and should.

But, most Senators are not going to want to have a lot of inquiries into 40 year old stuff. Never know who else might get bitten.

I predict they will go through some kind of process. Moore will deny it all. The accusers will have their chance to say their piece.

If they are smart, they will stop it in the Ethics Committee for lack of evidence. If the dumb party lets it out of the Ethics Committee, then a lot of GOPers will have to vote on the record on something they would be better off avoiding.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 09:00 PM (FUu/Z)

529 Screw it. I'm waiting another 30 minutes to check in. I ain't tall enough for this roller coaster.

Posted by: T at December 12, 2017 09:00 PM (XlF/h)

530 The rape lobby has spoken...

Posted by: Morning Joe at December 12, 2017 09:00 PM (UW4Uc)

531 508 "Let's move on to progression."
What?
"The Jones campaign was able to galvanize black voters.
Whites can only vote for republicans."
Racist much?

"I know Doug Jones pandered to the black community, but with the tax cuts, I had to reconsider."

So, you, who already has a negative tax rate, and will get a more negative tax rate, is upset that someone else is getting a tax cut. Fuck off.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 08:58 PM (BoMuO)


I heard that. Those two racist assholes were disgusting.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

532 With a rebel yell she cried Moore, Moore, Moore

Posted by: Eric Idol Decision Desk at December 12, 2017 09:00 PM (oVJmc)

533 In the Trump era it's Christmas and Hanukkah everyday!
Posted by: LizLem


It's a Festivus Miracle!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at December 12, 2017 09:01 PM (S6Pax)

534 Glad I have enough booze for a late call.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 09:01 PM (GsAUU)

535 The black guy at the Doug Jones party was not a fan. Like, "holding my nose," "this election is bigger than me," "I felt like he was pandering," "did he do enough to connect with AA voters."

That's the sound of victory.

Posted by: sunny-dee at December 12, 2017 09:01 PM (QAOZh)

536 483. Wine is not alcohol, for Slavic purposes.
Also, watch his technique:

https://youtu.be/ven9YyTFF3c

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 09:01 PM (fA1SL)

537
519 Got my copy of The Deplorable Cookbook today. Lots of fun, lots of good sounding stuff.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 08:59 PM (W+kMI)
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Glad you like it! bluebell is the best!

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 09:01 PM (Sfs6o)

538 Damn that Tallapoosa is such a tease.

Posted by: davedavdavarf at December 12, 2017 09:01 PM (BLayO)

539 Whites can only vote for republicans."

Obama was just a bad dream, then?

Posted by: Eric Idol Decision Desk at December 12, 2017 09:01 PM (oVJmc)

540 NY Times now has Moore chance of winning at 53%

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2017 09:01 PM (otAqJ)

541 All those pundits complaining about people's taxes being reduced are gonna look pretty ill in a lot of peoples' eyes next April.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 09:01 PM (39g3+)

542 MSNBC reporting Moore 51% Jones 48%, 12% in

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:02 PM (gYAkw)

543 I'm a prissier version of Roy Moore.

Posted by: Rick Santorum at December 12, 2017 09:02 PM (H5knJ)

544 . V.V. Putin does not drink alcohol, nor does he smoke
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You know who else doesn't drink alcohol or smoke??? Thump...that's who. Oh no, it's Diet Coke all the way with this guy! !

Posted by: linduh at December 12, 2017 09:02 PM (kufk0)

545 CNN is purposely slow rolling out the numbers.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 09:02 PM (g4lFK)

546
Not yet, gentlemen, not yet.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at December 12, 2017 09:02 PM (8O3HH)

547 517 482 Now, Drudge:

JONES 43%
MOORE 55%


517 482 Now, Drudge:

JONES 43%
MOORE 55%

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMJOdLZaKE0

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 09:02 PM (W+kMI)

548 >>It is not our fault that we do not trust them any longer.

Eh, I get tired of concern trolling masquerading as fact. Whoever wins the race isn't getting seated until after the Christmas break, this has only been known for months.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 09:02 PM (/tuJf)

549 Moore's up by 15% at MSNBC and they're saying "it's still a tight race"!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 12, 2017 09:02 PM (e9G8E)

550 No. If someone found an old home movie of Moore
sodomizing an 11 year old, even if the statute of limitations had run
out, they could throw him out of the Senate. Not just could; would and
should.



But, most Senators are not going to want to have a lot of inquiries
into 40 year old stuff. Never know who else might get bitten.



I predict they will go through some kind of process. Moore will deny
it all. The accusers will have their chance to say their piece.



If they are smart, they will stop it in the Ethics Committee for
lack of evidence. If the dumb party lets it out of the Ethics Committee,
then a lot of GOPers will have to vote on the record on something they
would be better off avoiding.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 09:00 PM (FUu/Z)\
No they couldn't under current Senate ethics rules. Nor would they be likely to change them since then all of their skeletons are fair game.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 09:02 PM (FTXAT)

551 532 With a rebel yell she cried Moore, Moore, Moore
Posted by: Eric Idol Decision Desk at December 12, 2017 09:00 PM (oVJmc)

--Eric Idol?

You mean "Always look at the bright side of life."

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 09:02 PM (GsAUU)

552 >>Moore's up by 15% at MSNBC and they're saying "it's still a tight race"!


Well, the Night is young.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 09:03 PM (RzgQJ)

553 But then, I don't know Alabama. Never been there. They might view all of this outside support for Jones as interference and vote for Moore solely out of spite. Of course, it helps Moore immensely that Jones advocates abortion up to the ninth-month moment of birth.

Hopefully, my cousins back home in Alabama (everyone is related to each other) are aware that Jones is a Soros puppet. The anti-Christ has pumped millions of dollars into Jones' war chest through his PAC.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 09:03 PM (tRaq7)

554 57% chance Moore wins

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 09:03 PM (y3aQB)

555 Moore's up by 15% at MSNBC and they're saying "it's still a tight race"!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 12, 2017 09:02 PM (e9G8E)

Moral victory incoming!

Posted by: mugiwara at December 12, 2017 09:03 PM (pFSBP)

556 Disappointed with Birmingham going for Jones.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 09:03 PM (r9UYA)

557 MSNBC reporting Moore 52% Jones 47%, 14% in

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:03 PM (gYAkw)

558 539 Whites can only vote for republicans."

Obama was just a bad dream, then?
Posted by: Eric Idol Decision Desk at December 12, 2017 09:01 PM (oVJmc)


Translation for the white guilt types: "No matter how many blacks you vote for, you're still racist."

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 09:03 PM (sdi6R)

559 So if Moore wins it will be whining that he should have actually won by larger margin. "And you dumb deplorables need to stop risking screwing this up!" All while the establishment ignores that they attempted to put their thumbs on the scale for their preferred guy and if they had just let things play out might have gotten someone other than Moore who may have actually been acceptable to them as well. Do I have that about right?

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 09:04 PM (lKs2v)

560 Within the margin of fraud, not good.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:04 PM (gYAkw)

561 For those who do have some moral reservations about Moore (and I am one of them), assuming he wins tonight you can look at him as a placeholder until the people of Alabama can eventually field another conservative for that Senate seat with less trumped up 'baggage" than he has.
Posted by: Anonymous

___________

My druthers would be Moore wins and Moore finds an excuse to quietly retire, but I rarely get what I want in politics.

But there's no scenario where Jones winning helps our cause.

Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 09:04 PM (uc45P)

562 Eh, I get tired of concern trolling masquerading as fact. Whoever wins the race isn't getting seated until after the Christmas break, this has only been known for months.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 09:02 PM (/tuJf)

---

What's the timetable for the tax cuts?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 09:04 PM (T4n7S)

563 NYT has Moore up 5 w/ 21% reporting.

Unless they're very poorly distributed, that won't change hugely over the remaining 79%.

Posted by: Eric Idol Decision Desk at December 12, 2017 09:04 PM (oVJmc)

564
"You're awake by the way. You're not having a terrible, terrible dream".

Posted by: msnbc's animatronic cashew at December 12, 2017 09:05 PM (dUOAV)

565 Disappointed with Birmingham going for Jones.

It was always going to do that. Let's see what Shelby County does.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 09:05 PM (WbIyz)

566 Moore, Moore, Moore!

How do you like him? How do you like him?
Posted by: Hikaru

Well, somebody else watches JTM Hamburger commercials too.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at December 12, 2017 09:05 PM (S6Pax)

567 CNN is such a dumpster fire of burning clown faces, it's comical to watch. I hate to admit this.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 09:05 PM (g4lFK)

568 They can only investigate what he did while a sitting Senator. McTurtle the Chinless gots nuttin.

Posted by: Side draft at December 12, 2017 08:50 PM (ohP/V)

++++

No. If someone found an old home movie of Moore sodomizing an 11 year old, even if the statute of limitations had run out, they could throw him out of the Senate. Not just could; would and should.

But, most Senators are not going to want to have a lot of inquiries into 40 year old stuff. Never know who else might get bitten.

I predict they will go through some kind of process. Moore will deny it all. The accusers will have their chance to say their piece.

If they are smart, they will stop it in the Ethics Committee for lack of evidence. If the dumb party lets it out of the Ethics Committee, then a lot of GOPers will have to vote on the record on something they would be better off avoiding.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 09:00 PM (FUu/Z)

--------

No.

The Senate Ethics Committee (laughs) can only investigate the actions of Senators while seated. The DOJ would have to investigate past actions.

Posted by: Side draft at December 12, 2017 09:05 PM (ohP/V)

569 MSNBC reporting Moore 51%, Jones 48%, 15% in

Blacks are 30% of voters, going 95% for Jones.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:06 PM (gYAkw)

570 The NY Slime? 85% chance I am President.

I'll take it!

Posted by: President Hillary at December 12, 2017 09:06 PM (Qm+Ky)

571 The inherent evil in the paycheck withholding of federal taxes is that people see $300 coming out of their $1000 paycheck and think they are paying a huge amount of taxes. They make absolutely no connection to the $8000 tax refund they get in March.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 09:06 PM (BoMuO)

572 >>What's the timetable for the tax cuts?

Sometime next week.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 09:06 PM (/tuJf)

573 Welp, I'm going to wander off to bed. 'Night everybody.

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 09:06 PM (Sfs6o)

574 MSNBC has Maddow...who is upset that Moore isn't into 14 year old boys that look like Cashews.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 09:06 PM (RzgQJ)

575 I predicted 2% in write ins. It's at 1.3%.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 09:06 PM (WbIyz)

576 Well, the Night is young.
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as long as it's not Neal Young.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 09:06 PM (ibLBN)

577 NYT is predicting a tie.

So then Mike Pence casts the deciding vote, right?

Posted by: H. Solo at December 12, 2017 09:06 PM (EzdLW)

578 546
Not yet, gentlemen, not yet.
Posted by: Winston Wolf at December 12, 2017 09:02 PM


*stops unzipping*

Posted by: Dick Poulin at December 12, 2017 09:07 PM (9/CHP)

579 Like a limestone cowboy!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 09:07 PM (T4n7S)

580

"Also, you're not dead and you haven't gone to hell."

Posted by: msnbc's animatronic cashew at December 12, 2017 09:07 PM (dUOAV)

581 567 CNN is such a dumpster fire of burning clown faces, it's comical to watch. I hate to admit this.
Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 09:05 PM (g4lFK)

--I love the photoshop of their panel doing "Hands up! Don't shoot!" with the card changed to "Praise Kek"

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 09:07 PM (GsAUU)

582 Rachel Maddow:

Voter ID laws likely handing election to Moore. Also special elections favor Republicans because they are old and white.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 12, 2017 09:07 PM (ubJwS)

583 549 Moore's up by 15% at MSNBC and they're saying "it's still a tight race"!
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Do we have to wait 'til midnight for them to call it?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 09:07 PM (W+kMI)

584 I don't know if any of you saw the ad by Moore about supporting life. (americandigest.org has it). It's very powerful stuff.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2017 09:07 PM (5HBd1)

585 536 excellent point
puttieputt needed to drink his wine like T drinks her Boones....double fisted
strawberry hill ftw!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 12, 2017 09:07 PM (N6CVU)

586 Is it Enterprise, Alabama that has the statue of the boll weevil?

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 09:08 PM (GsAUU)

587 In the midnight hour
She Cried Moore! Moore! Moore!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 12, 2017 09:08 PM (IcT7t)

588 These exit polls are BRUTAL

Vote by race (Alabama exit)

White
Moore 70%
Jones 27%

Black
Jones 95%
Moore 5%

Steve Kornacki (@SteveKornacki) December 13, 2017

White voters (AL exit)
White men w/ college degree 64 32% Moore
White men no college degree: 81 16% Moore

White women w/ college degree: 54 43% Moore
White women no college degree: 74 24% Moore

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 09:08 PM (y3aQB)

589 The rural voters came out of the pines like the Fremen came out of the desert and Moore is their Atredes with his killing word.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 09:08 PM (LnOh3)

590 Voter ID laws likely handing election to Moore.

Which is another way of saying "fraud would have given Jones the win."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 09:08 PM (39g3+)

591 Bannon is living rent free in CNN's head.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 09:08 PM (g4lFK)

592 Also special elections favor Republicans because they are old and white.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 12, 2017 09:07 PM (ubJwS)
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....and vote.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 09:08 PM (vDqXW)

593 Voter ID laws likely handing election to Moore.


Like a stopped clock, that Maddow fellow is right.

It also got Trump elected in Wisconsin.

That's why they hate it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 09:09 PM (WbIyz)

594 586

Yes

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 09:09 PM (LnOh3)

595 >>strawberry hill ftw!!!


You can take the Hot Chick out of Tennessee...

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 09:09 PM (RzgQJ)

596 NYT has 57% Jones.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2017 09:09 PM (xQfPr)

597 Sometime next week.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 09:06 PM (/tuJf)

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This isn't a gotcha because I don't keep up with their casual work schedules, but do they work all of next week or are they scheduled to call it quits around Wednesday or so for Christmas?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 09:09 PM (T4n7S)

598 Amazing what the guy from the Federalist said about the GOPe basically telling any GOP consultants that if they worked to get anyone but Strange to win the primary that they would basically be black balled in the future. The black eye the Turtle will receive tonight will be long lasting.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 09:09 PM (y3aQB)

599 589.

* assembles with sietch; places thumpers; readies maker-hooks *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 09:10 PM (fA1SL)

600 This is going to late for me,

Posted by: Geroge at December 12, 2017 09:10 PM (Qm+Ky)

601 NYT is calling it for Jones by 2.7% with 30% of the precincts in.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 09:10 PM (+Dllb)

602 66% Jones...I hate this.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2017 09:10 PM (xQfPr)

603 Seems like record turn out of black voters sort of negates the whole "voter fraud keeps blacks from voting" line.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 09:10 PM (39g3+)

604 537
519 Got my copy of The Deplorable Cookbook today. Lots of fun, lots of good sounding stuff.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 08:59 PM (W+kMI)
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Glad you like it! bluebell is the best!
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One could make a great party game out of reading the cocktail names and guessing what goes into them. Deplorables don't go for the regular old mixed drinks. And the desserts....sigh....I hope some of them do well with Splenda substitution.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 09:10 PM (W+kMI)

605 I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Posted by: willy at December 12, 2017 09:10 PM (puf6g)

606 I spent #twoweeks in Birmingham as an exchange student in h.s.

I lived with a really wonderful family. I had this perfect pair of Levi's that had very trendy holes in the knees. When the mom laundered my clothes she patched both holes, thereby destroying whatever fasion value they had. I'm pretty sure she thought I was impoverished.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 12, 2017 09:11 PM (EZebt)

607 LOL @ CNN right now. Is it possible that Moore voters just didnt bother to stop for the exit polling?

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 09:11 PM (y3aQB)

608 I don't know if any of you saw the ad by Moore about supporting life. (americandigest.org has it). It's very powerful stuff.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2017 09:07 PM (5HBd1)

Wow... now I am crying.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 09:11 PM (FTXAT)

609 Moore by 103%.
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Piker!

Posted by: zombie saddam at December 12, 2017 09:11 PM (QCX64)

610 Cooking Fire At A Homeless Encampment Sparked Bel Air Blaze That Destroyed Homes, Officials Say

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 09:11 PM (BoMuO)

611 Are The Young Turks still in business? I'm hoping for another melt down video from them.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2017 09:11 PM (0ogQG)

612 The DOJ would have to investigate past actions.

Posted by: Side draft at December 12, 2017 09:05 PM (ohP/V)

++++

The DOJ only investigates federal crimes. Nobody has even alleged that Moore committed a federal crime. If you believe everything sad by his accusers, it's still just state crimes at issue, and the statute of limitations has already run.

McConnell said it was going to Ethics, so I would make a real money wager that it will go there.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 09:12 PM (FUu/Z)

613 586 Is it Enterprise, Alabama that has the statue of the boll weevil?

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 09:08 PM (GsAUU)

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Sounds right. Either them or Dothan.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 09:12 PM (T4n7S)

614 Fox reporting Moore 52% Jones 46.7%, 32% in

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:12 PM (gYAkw)

615 NYT is calling ANYTHING

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 09:12 PM (y3aQB)

616 I love the photoshop of their panel doing "Hands up! Don't shoot!" with the card changed to "Praise Kek"


I missed something. Could someone 'splain it to me what Kek is?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 09:12 PM (tRaq7)

617 611 Are The Young Turks still in business? I'm hoping for another melt down video from them.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2017 09:11 PM (0ogQG)

Cenk is sweating huge drops of bacon grease right now I bet.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 09:12 PM (NWiLs)

618 NY Times went from thinking Jones led the remaining one million votes by 1%, to thinking Jones leads the remaining 979,000 votes by 3.3% and give him 66% chance of winning.

Not sure how they can swing it that much based on so few extra votes coming in. Guess we have to wait.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2017 09:12 PM (otAqJ)

619 The cop was a lazy asshat and I had a conversation with his sergeant who was only slightly better. The insurance and repair were all stress free.
Posted by: Weasel
----------

LEO are not very good accident investigators. I spent some time in the business and can make that assertion based on experience. They pretty much take accounts, and reach conclusions, without any serious consideration of physical evidence.

In fairness, it's not really expected to be in their skill set.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2017 09:12 PM (leCj4)

620 Is it Enterprise, Alabama that has the statue of the boll weevil?

Yep

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 12, 2017 09:12 PM (fqHZs)

621 I'm reporting on MSNBC for the Horde because I feel like someone must be forced to endure it for the group.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 12, 2017 09:12 PM (ubJwS)

622 586
Is it Enterprise, Alabama that has the statue of the boll weevil?
Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 09:08 PM (GsAUU)

Yes. It 2was a high school senior tradition to steal the boll weevil every year. I think they had to pass a law.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 09:13 PM (rnXGe)

623 >>Cooking Fire At A Homeless Encampment Sparked Bel Air Blaze That Destroyed Homes, Officials Say


Accidental, I am sure.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 09:13 PM (RzgQJ)

624 601
NYT is calling it for Jones by 2.7% with 30% of the precincts in.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 09:10 PM (+Dllb)
Hopefully, they will soon be wailing and gnashing their teeth like they did that fateful November evening last year.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 09:13 PM (14URa)

625 NYT - 76% Jones

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2017 09:13 PM (xQfPr)

626 587 In the midnight hour
She Cried Moore! Moore! Moore!
-------
With a Rebel yell
Moore, Moore, Moore, Moore Moore Moore!!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 09:13 PM (W+kMI)

627 Ok you guys got me to go look at CNN and Madcow. That was fun.

But it's still kinda early.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 09:13 PM (V2Yro)

628 >>This isn't a gotcha because I don't keep up with their casual work schedules, but do they work all of next week or are they scheduled to call it quits around Wednesday or so for Christmas?

It's never really cut in stone. Obamacare passed the Senate on Christmas Eve in 2009 and they had 60 votes.

This is at that level for Republicans. They aren't going home either before the end of the year without passing this bill.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 09:13 PM (/tuJf)

629 I had this perfect pair of Levi's that had very trendy holes in the knees. When the mom laundered my clothes she patched both holes, thereby destroying whatever fasion value they had. I'm pretty sure she thought I was impoverished.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 12, 2017 09:11 PM (EZebt)

---

Jeans have to last years down here.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 09:14 PM (T4n7S)

630 LEO are not very good accident investigators. I spent some time in the business and can make that assertion based on experience. They pretty much take accounts, and reach conclusions, without any serious consideration of physical evidence.

In fairness, it's not really expected to be in their skill set.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2017 09:12 PM (leCj4)

If your dog's in the car they'll shoot it, but that's about it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 09:14 PM (NWiLs)

631 616. Here's a video explaining it all:
https://youtu.be/J934YnNMuQA

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 09:14 PM (fA1SL)

632 In the midnight hour
She Cried Moore! Moore! Moore!
-------
With a Rebel yell
Moore, Moore, Moore, Moore Moore Moore!!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 09:13 PM (W+kMI)


They were big fans of Roger?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 09:14 PM (SiINZ)

633 Moore up 8 with 25% of vote in, huge numbers of rural counties out.

Larry Schweikart (@LarrySchweikart) December 13, 2017

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 09:14 PM (y3aQB)

634 >>But it's still kinda early.

Turn on CNN. They've been talking the for the last 10 minutes as if it is a done deal for Moore even before being called.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 09:15 PM (/tuJf)

635 >>Seems like record turn out of black voters sort of negates the whole "voter fraud keeps blacks from voting" line.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

They're not black!!
They're racist republicans in blackface!!

Posted by: Progressive Loon at December 12, 2017 09:15 PM (2cuLk)

636 super sekret draft of Jones' concession speech:

"My friends, our moral victory today resonates. We won the hearts and minds of voters in New York, Los Angles and..other places. I want to thank my anonymous supporter George Soros ( his PACs) for dumping millions into my coffers. Maybe someday I will pay him back - in kindness. I am not a pedo nor did I stay at the Holiday Inn. Viva La France ! "

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 09:15 PM (QC/4S)

637 630 If your dog's in the car they'll shoot it, but that's about it.

IT WAS COMING STRAIGHT FOR ME!!!!!11!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 12, 2017 09:15 PM (N6CVU)

638 Basically, the NYT is saying that, as usual, the Rep districts have reported and the Dem districts haven't yet so Jones will win.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2017 09:15 PM (xQfPr)

639 40% in at top of this page

Moore 51
Jones 46

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 09:15 PM (3myMJ)

640 I want Gloria Allred sobbing into her Thorazine tonight.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 09:15 PM (NWiLs)

641 What on earth is NYT smoking?

Posted by: sunny-dee at December 12, 2017 09:16 PM (QAOZh)

642 Dilly, dilly!

Posted by: IrishEi at December 12, 2017 09:16 PM (HiDrR)

643 The AL sec of state site is Moore 62%, Jones 36%

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2017 09:16 PM (5HBd1)

644 Is it Enterprise, Alabama that has the statue of the boll weevil?

The Boll Weevil destroyed the cotton crop, causing the locals to change to raising peanuts, which was much more profitable.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 12, 2017 09:16 PM (fqHZs)

645 The DOJ only investigates federal crimes. Nobody has
even alleged that Moore committed a federal crime. If you believe
everything sad by his accusers, it's still just state crimes at issue,
and the statute of limitations has already run.



McConnell said it was going to Ethics, so I would make a real money wager that it will go there.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 09:12 PM (FUu/Z)

McConnell also said that he wouldn't seat Moore if he won when he literally cannot constitutionally do that so... I take what McConnell says with a huge grain of salt. And I still think it is as likely that he is behind the hit jobs on Moore as it is the Democrats are.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 09:16 PM (FTXAT)

646 As of now, that NYTimes link has Jones at a 77% chance of winning. I kid you not. This is weird.

Posted by: RickZ at December 12, 2017 09:16 PM (BIsma)

647 I cannot see Maddow's face, much less hear her speak, without feeling an unspeakable revulsion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2017 09:16 PM (leCj4)

648 McConnell said it was going to Ethics, so I would make a real money wager that it will go there.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 09:12 PM (FUu/Z)

----

That would be a huge mistake on his part because Senate rules do not permit investigation of activities of someine who was not a sitting Senator at the time of the allegations.

I'm not quite sure how I can make this any clearer to you.

Posted by: Side draft at December 12, 2017 09:17 PM (ohP/V)

649 americandigest.org


Wow, that was powerful!

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 09:17 PM (EGFUD)

650 Jones wins Ford County, Buick County and Oldsmobile County.

Posted by: Mega at December 12, 2017 09:17 PM (rv0Fo)

651 >> I cannot see Maddow's face, much less hear her speak, without feeling an unspeakable revulsion.


Sweep The Leg!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 09:17 PM (RzgQJ)

652 Nobody has even alleged that Moore committed a federal crime. If you believe everything sad by his accusers, it's still just state crimes at issue, and the statute of limitations has already run.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 09:12 PM (FUu/Z)
---
From one legal expert I heard, he said the case for any crime is weak. Because in the most believable of scenarios, he asked a young girl's parents to court her. And even in the least likely, he relented on each occasion.

It's creepy for a grown man to strip down to his skivvies with a 14-year-old. But as nothing is alleged to have happened other than some touching, and driving home when she protested. There's little there to prosecute.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 09:17 PM (vDqXW)

653 646
As of now, that NYTimes link has Jones at a 77% chance of winning. I kid you not. This is weird.

Posted by: RickZ at December 12, 2017 09:16 PM (BIsma)
Do they have that little wheelie gizmo they used last November? That was fun. Hillary was a shoe-in right up until Trump won.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 09:17 PM (14URa)

654
I saw Unspeakable Revulsion open for Slayer at the Cow Palace back in '05.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2017 09:17 PM (eXA4G)

655 Basically, the NYT is saying that, as usual, the Rep
districts have reported and the Dem districts haven't yet so Jones will
win.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2017 09:15 PM (xQfPr)

It doesn't seem like that is true. Birmingham, for instance, has already reported.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 09:17 PM (FTXAT)

656 I appreciate Hannity mentioning Mo Brooks - that's who I always wished would have won the primary.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 09:18 PM (V2Yro)

657 >>Dilly, dilly!

You just made me wake the dog.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 09:18 PM (/tuJf)

658 As of now, that NYTimes link has Jones at a 77% chance of winning. I kid you not. This is weird.
Posted by: RickZ

__________

I saw that and I'm thinking that's a really terrible sign for Moore unless someone can give a reasonable explanation.

Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 09:18 PM (uc45P)

659 Okay, I can't watch the BuzzFeed clowns anymore. Sadly, I'm finding MSNBC more professional. More delusional, too.

Posted by: Grimaldi at December 12, 2017 09:18 PM (CeQH1)

660 'Ettes - victory boob pics mandatory
'Rons - get those pudding cups ready

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 09:18 PM (fA1SL)

661 Maddow should not be on TeeVee. She has some kind of a speech impairment.

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 09:18 PM (QC/4S)

662 That would be a huge mistake on his part because Senate rules do not permit investigation of activities of someine who was not a sitting Senator at the time of the allegations.

I'm not quite sure how I can make this any clearer to you.

Posted by: Side draft at December 12, 2017 09:17 PM (ohP/V)

++++

Subsequent events will prove you wrong.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 09:18 PM (pvjTE)

663 Hillary

Posted by: Mega at December 12, 2017 09:18 PM (rv0Fo)

664
McConnell said it was going to Ethics, so I would make a real money wager that it will go there.
------------

Curiously, Menendez was indicted, charged, arrested, and tried...and yet, no talk of an ethics investigation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2017 09:18 PM (leCj4)

665 622 586
Is it Enterprise, Alabama that has the statue of the boll weevil?
Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 09:08 PM (GsAUU)

Yes. It 2was a high school senior tradition to steal the boll weevil every year. I think they had to pass a law.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 09:13 PM (rnXGe)

--Thanks. I knew it wasn't Dothan, since I've been there.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 09:18 PM (GsAUU)

666 Another fun fact:

The statue of Vulcan in Birmingham (largest cast iron statue in the world IIRC) used to have a light that would burn red when there was a road fatality.

Stopped it in the 70s or 80s because it burned red day and night.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 09:18 PM (T4n7S)

667 Hag

Posted by: Mega at December 12, 2017 09:19 PM (rv0Fo)

668 Fox reporting Moore 52.4%, Jones 46.2%, 35% in

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:19 PM (gYAkw)

669 Damn

Posted by: Mega at December 12, 2017 09:19 PM (rv0Fo)

670 White women w/ college degree: 54 43% Moore
White women no college degree: 74 24% Moore

They didn't buy what Moore's accusers were selling and/or didn't care. The Dems don't realize they forfeited the moral high ground on the prevnado issue and will not change that anytime soon.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at December 12, 2017 09:19 PM (sFMtO)

671 'Cooking Fire At A Homeless Encampment Sparked Bel Air Blaze That Destroyed Homes, Officials Say ''

That meth ain't gonna cook itself.

Posted by: Some crazed lunatic woman at December 12, 2017 09:19 PM (UdKB7)

672 It is over horde members ~ none of these numbers point to a Jones win ~ it is all still agreeing with my prediction of Moore 7% to 10% ~ I am settling on Moore by 8%. Final.

Pax Ex

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 09:19 PM (0YSzp)

673 >> Maddow should not be on TeeVee. She has some kind of a speech impairment.


Her mouth is painfully off-center.

Also, she has more Moles than Cleavage.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 09:19 PM (RzgQJ)

674 >> "641
What on earth is the NYT smoking?"

Apparently (as on election night a year ago) the Times is going to continue to spin right up to the point when they can't anymore.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 09:19 PM (ZZdXT)

675 The NYT is counting on big turnout in heavy Dem urban areas.

And vote fraud. But mostly vote fraud.

Posted by: Eric Idol Decision Desk at December 12, 2017 09:19 PM (oVJmc)

676 645
I take what McConnell says with a huge grain of salt. And I still think it is as likely that he is behind the hit jobs on Moore as it is the Democrats are.
Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 09:16 PM (FTXAT)


I think it's more likely that McConnell was behind it. He and McCain right off the bat demanded that Moore drop out as soon as the first allegations surfaced.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 09:19 PM (sdi6R)

677 redbanzai at December 12, 2017 09:17 PM (FTXAT)

Look at the estimated votes remaining. Birmingham still has a ton out...they think.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2017 09:19 PM (xQfPr)

678 It's creepy for a grown man to strip down to his
skivvies with a 14-year-old. But as nothing is alleged to have happened
other than some touching, and driving home when she protested. There's
little there to prosecute.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 09:17 PM (vDqXW)

That is assuming the 14 year old's (now 55 year old's) story was credible and backed by anything. It is not.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 09:19 PM (FTXAT)

679 jeez, wtf is going on? On Fox, Hannity sounds like Moore already lost. Tammy Bruce is going on about how the GOP really wants to lose this seat. People here are still talking like he's a shoo-in. This is confusing as hell.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 12, 2017 09:20 PM (P8951)

680 Maddow should not be on TeeVee. She has some kind of a speech impairment.
Posted by: runner
-----------

You must be a h8er.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2017 09:20 PM (leCj4)

681 The Times link is now down to Jones at 75% chance of winning. As odd as it sounds, that makes me feel better.

Posted by: RickZ at December 12, 2017 09:20 PM (BIsma)

682 NYT projects 75% Jones wins it.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 09:20 PM (vDqXW)

683
NY Slimes pages updates a lot. It went from Jones predicted winner to Jones has the advantage, but Moore has paths to victory to If they had to guess Jones has the advantage but it's close.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 09:20 PM (SiINZ)

684 The NYT thing we loved so much from last election per request.

http://nyti.ms/2BfF7vl

Posted by: davedavdavarf at December 12, 2017 09:20 PM (BLayO)

685 I appreciate Hannity mentioning Mo Brooks - that's who I always wished would have won the primary.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 09:18 PM (V2Yro)


Yep, and that's who McConnell torched during the first round of the primary figuring Moore would be easy to beat. In fairness to Mitch, Mo was campaigning on the "I'll vote the turtle out of leadership" platform.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 12, 2017 09:20 PM (pFSBP)

686 Hash. LOlL Even the buzzed folks are making fun of the NYT "meter" ~~~ ah lol. That is awesome.

Hahhhhhhahahahahahahahh!

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 09:21 PM (0YSzp)

687 On CNN's map most of the counties not yet reporting are blue counties...

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:21 PM (gYAkw)

688 Apparently (as on election night a year ago) the Times is going to continue to spin right up to the point when they can't anymore.
Posted by: Anonymous 7
++++++


I hate the NYT, but from my memory that meter was a pretty good bellwhether on Election Night

Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 09:21 PM (uc45P)

689 Her mouth is painfully off-center.

Also, she has more Moles than Cleavage.

==

so...like a Picasso painting come alive ?

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 09:21 PM (QC/4S)

690 That is assuming the 14 year old's (now 55 year old's) story was credible and backed by anything. It is not.
Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 09:19 PM (FTXAT)
---
I didn't assume anything. It's based on the scenario only.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 09:21 PM (vDqXW)

691 I smell the dank odor of Soros trolls.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 09:21 PM (r9UYA)

692 The Boll Weevil destroyed the cotton crop, causing the locals to change to raising peanuts, which was much more profitable.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 12, 2017 09:16 PM (fqHZs)

--I learned the backstory from a book I had in thurd grade, something like Fun Facts About the 50 States.

Wasn't 100% sure of the town.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 09:21 PM (GsAUU)

693 I've got to admit that I'm nervous as all get out.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2017 09:21 PM (xQfPr)

694 You just made me wake the dog.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 09:18 PM
~~~~~

Posted by: IrishEi at December 12, 2017 09:21 PM (HiDrR)

695 Also, she has more Moles than Cleavage.
Posted by: garrett
-------

Why would a boy have cleavage?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2017 09:21 PM (leCj4)

696 There's no widget percentages thingies over at the decision desk!
ITS THE RUSSIANS!

Posted by: HR at December 12, 2017 09:22 PM (G/8lp)

697

You must be a h8er.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2017 09:20 PM (leCj4)

==

impartial observer, sir

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 09:22 PM (QC/4S)

698 Curiously, Menendez was indicted, charged, arrested, and tried...and yet, no talk of an ethics investigation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2017 09:18 PM (leCj4)

And that is not even counting the underage prostitutes. Whose services he procured while he was a sitting Senator.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 09:22 PM (FTXAT)

699 If we declare Jones the winner now, it'll mean Moore stole the election when all the votes are counted and he's inevitably the winner.

Brilliant!!!


**clanks glasses of Guinness**

Posted by: the NYT at December 12, 2017 09:22 PM (WlG0e)

700 Looks like Jones is going to win. The Dem strongholds have yet to be counted and the separation is very narrow.

The good news, watch how the markets react and maybe the public will learn not to vote commie.

Posted by: Bob at December 12, 2017 09:22 PM (y8zZb)

701 Don't blame me. I wrote in Kang.

Posted by: Kodos at December 12, 2017 09:22 PM (H8S+R)

702 Curiously, Menendez was indicted, charged, arrested, and tried...and yet, no talk of an ethics investigation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2017 09:18 PM (leCj4)

++++

The Dems won't cooperate with McConnell if he wants to go after a Dem. Curiously (heh), they will show no such reluctance if he wants to target a Rep.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 09:22 PM (FUu/Z)

703 684
The NYT thing we loved so much from last election per request.

http://nyti.ms/2BfF7vl


Posted by: davedavdavarf at December 12, 2017 09:20 PM (BLayO)
You rock so hard, dave . . . thank you!

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 09:22 PM (14URa)

704 688
I hate the NYT, but from my memory that meter was a pretty good bellwhether on Election Night
Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 09:21 PM (uc45P)


Yes it was. It steadily shifted to Trump over the course of the night.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 09:23 PM (sdi6R)

705 Her mouth is painfully off-center.
----------------

Curiously, so was Barney Frank's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2017 09:23 PM (leCj4)

706 >> Looks like Jones is going to win. The Dem strongholds have yet to be counted and the separation is very narrow.


Duly noted, Bob.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 09:23 PM (RzgQJ)

707 The NYT algo seems off.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 09:23 PM (g4lFK)

708 Strange stays seated for the tax vote.

Posted by: redenzo at December 12, 2017 09:23 PM (5wSNN)

709 Faux News brings in the Uniparty mouthpieces.
God I despise them

Posted by: some friggin dope at December 12, 2017 09:23 PM (6OUNd)

710 589 The rural voters came out of the pines like the Fremen came out of the desert and Moore is their Atredes with his killing word.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.


Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 12, 2017 09:23 PM (+a3Rc)

711 If Jones is doing well, you would never know by CNN's coverage.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 09:23 PM (/tuJf)

712 Katherine Miller says "like" way too much.

Posted by: mark1971 at December 12, 2017 09:23 PM (xPl2J)

713 46% of precincts reporting, Moore up 52.0 to 46.7% Times says Moore now has a 90% chance of winning.

Posted by: RickZ at December 12, 2017 09:23 PM (BIsma)

714 NYT - 86% Jones

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2017 09:24 PM (xQfPr)

715 The Bill Wynns have not learned their lesson yet.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at December 12, 2017 09:24 PM (sFMtO)

716 I we REALLY want to know how this is going to go, we should just ask Obama.

Then just assume he's wrong.

Posted by: Optimizer at December 12, 2017 09:24 PM (EnK/R)

717 He's not outpacing the margin of fraud, so that's not a good sign...

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 09:24 PM (yXU4O)

718 --Thanks. I knew it wasn't Dothan, since I've been there.
Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 09:18 PM (GsAUU)

Enterprise is where a lot of people stationed at Ft. Rucker live. I grew up there. My sister graduated from Enterprise High School and I tagged along to steal it once. Same high school that was wiped out by tornados a few years ago killing a bunch of students.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 09:24 PM (rnXGe)

719 Think this is over. Thanks GOPe for nothing

Posted by: Fort Collins Lurker at December 12, 2017 09:24 PM (yGY/h)

720 Moore's lead is sliding.....

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 09:24 PM (vDqXW)

721 This is awful, Alabama is really going to elect a democrat?

We are well and truly fucked.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 09:24 PM (+dsLj)

722 msm won Alabama.
Tax cuts are doa.
And fuck the GOPe

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 09:24 PM (6kIdW)

723 713 46% of precincts reporting, Moore up 52.0 to 46.7% Times says Moore now has a 90% chance of winning.
Posted by: RickZ at December 12, 2017 09:23 PM (BIsma)

714 NYT - 86% Jones
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2017 09:24 PM (xQfPr)


Whaaaaat?

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 09:24 PM (LnOh3)

724 When does Shelby run again? That son of a bitch needs to be primaried.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 12, 2017 09:25 PM (AZD0r)

725 Fox News and the Hannity panel are talking like Moore lost.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 12, 2017 09:25 PM (P8951)

726 So, I have been busy this evening thus far, how is this going?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2017 09:25 PM (ZgKFD)

727 I we REALLY want to know how this is going to go, we should just ask Obama.

Then just assume he's wrong.


Did Shit-Midas weigh in on this one?

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2017 09:25 PM (TYOIW)

728 713 46% of precincts reporting, Moore up 52.0 to 46.7% Times says Moore now has a 90% chance of winning.

Posted by: RickZ at December 12, 2017 09:23 PM (BIsma)

714 NYT - 86% Jones

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2017 09:24 PM (xQfPr)


Gotta love this place....

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 09:25 PM (Enq6K)

729 90% Jones...the votes are cast so there's nothing we can do but I fucking HATE the GOPe.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2017 09:25 PM (xQfPr)

730 [R] M 51%- [D]J 48%- 48% in.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 12, 2017 09:25 PM (e8kgV)

731 now with 777k remaining, NY Times thinks Jones leads that group by 16.3% ... no idea how they change that so drastically ... it was 1% Joses estimated lead when there was one million left.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2017 09:25 PM (otAqJ)

732 The Macedonian Content Farmers are out in full force.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 09:25 PM (RzgQJ)

733 723 713 46% of precincts reporting, Moore up 52.0 to 46.7% Times says Moore now has a 90% chance of winning.
Posted by: RickZ at December 12, 2017 09:23 PM (BIsma)

714 NYT - 86% Jones
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2017 09:24 PM (xQfPr)


Whaaaaat?
Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 09:24 PM (LnOh3)


This is confusing.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 09:25 PM (sdi6R)

734 Correction: Jones @ 80%

Posted by: RickZ at December 12, 2017 09:26 PM (BIsma)

735 Pretty much called for Jones... Alabama gets what they deserve i guess

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 09:26 PM (O2RFr)

736 Birmingham has not reported yet, heavily black.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:26 PM (gYAkw)

737 Times says Moore now has a 90% chance of winning.

Uh, they said Jones.

And now it dropped to 80%.

They've got a volatile algorithm.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 09:26 PM (oVJmc)

738 510 @Don Q.

Not quite, here in Ohio (and I suspect in other states) the Tea Party is a gaggle of independent cells with one common goal... bringing down the OH GOPe, from the bottom up.

It's a long-term project, and, they're wining.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 12, 2017 09:26 PM (W+kMI)

739 The NYT spinner was calling a Trump win early on election night.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 09:26 PM (6kIdW)

740 We lost, the noise from the left is going to be insufferable and endless now.

Thanks Alabama!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 09:26 PM (+dsLj)

741 Cavuto just said FOX Business is getting ready to call it for Jones.

grrrrrrrrrrr

Posted by: IrishEi at December 12, 2017 09:26 PM (HiDrR)

742 90% Jones...the votes are cast so there's nothing we can do but I fucking HATE the GOPe.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2017 09:25 PM (xQfPr)
It's the NYT. When was the last time they were right? About anything?

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 09:26 PM (14URa)

743 I see 50% of the votes are in and Moore is winning by a slight margin. Does anyone know which way the outstanding precincts lean? Dem or GOP?

Posted by: tinkerbella at December 12, 2017 09:27 PM (Rd2Pf)

744 Note to self: buy moar ammo.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at December 12, 2017 09:27 PM (PYkFk)

745 even though I'm dead, I smell Bill Wynn

Posted by: zombie Ed Lee ( butt assassin ) at December 12, 2017 09:27 PM (Co9e8)

746 Subsequent events will prove you wrong.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 09:18 PM (pvjTE)

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Uummm....no. Mc Chinless may actually be dumb enough to actually try this, but he will not have any legal basis whatsoever to see it through.

Moore's attorneys will shred it in one Court appearance.

So sorry you will never get your apparent wish.

Posted by: Side draft at December 12, 2017 09:27 PM (ohP/V)

747 From Nate Cohn on the NY Times numbers: "Folks, our model thinks that the GOP may have a big turnout problem.
The three, white, GOP counties have fallen far short of our turnout estimates--including two under 75% of our estimates.
That's what the big swing in our estimate is about."

Posted by: CDR M at December 12, 2017 09:27 PM (EkJOK)

748 Peaches

More than just the NYT is calling it for Jones

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 09:27 PM (O2RFr)

749 McConnell can't wait to shove this in everyone's faces and say that now we'll HAVE to pass Amnesty.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 09:27 PM (yXU4O)

750 CNN seems glum and basically tossed in the towel for Moore... I'm confused.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:27 PM (gYAkw)

751 You would have zero idea that Jones has a chance in hell if watching CNN.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 09:27 PM (g4lFK)

752 Enterprise is where a lot of people stationed at Ft. Rucker live. I grew up there. My sister graduated from Enterprise High School and I tagged along to steal it once. Same high school that was wiped out by tornados a few years ago killing a bunch of students.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 09:24 PM (rnXGe)

--Never been to Enterprise.

Why did I go to Dothan?

I was in Tallahassee at the time and Alabama allowed the sale of way cooler fireworks than Florida.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 09:27 PM (GsAUU)

753 When it looks bleak, just remember that the Dems are counting on young brainwashed people to actually VOTE.

In a Special Election.

At Christmas.

Posted by: Optimizer at December 12, 2017 09:27 PM (EnK/R)

754 Honestly, I would have voted for Moore if I had to, but we need to stop rallying around retards because we hope it makes some mystical "Establishment" angry.

Even before the underage stuff (which Moore himself admitted) the guy was saying some really messed up shit.

Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 09:27 PM (uc45P)

755 Peaches, the NY Times was right on election night 2016

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 12, 2017 09:28 PM (P8951)

756 Correction: Jones @ 80%

Posted by: RickZ at December 12, 2017 09:26 PM (BIsma)

With Moore up over 6% in actual votes counted? That makes no sense.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 09:28 PM (FTXAT)

757 This is NOT referendum on Alabama going liberal (I live in Alabama). It's not a referendum on Trump. It's not a referendum on Doug Jones. It's a referendum on Roy Moore. And he failed. He should have NEVER been the nominee.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at December 12, 2017 09:28 PM (3ufaJ)

758 725 Fox News and the Hannity panel are talking like Moore lost.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 12, 2017 09:25 PM (P8951)

--Yeah, they're pissing me off.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 09:28 PM (GsAUU)

759 OT - did i hear right? Fox has the Strzok text msgs?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 09:28 PM (fA1SL)

760 You're right, I'm mis-remebering about the Times meter from last year; lumping that in with the network anchors and pundits who were still spinning until late that night.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 09:28 PM (ZZdXT)

761 With Moore up over 6% in actual votes counted? That makes no sense.

It's the outstanding Counties

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 09:28 PM (O2RFr)

762 Geneva county went from 0% reporting to 100%-- 80% for Moore.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 09:28 PM (oVJmc)

763 739 The NYT spinner was calling a Trump win early on election night.
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 09:26 PM (6kIdW)


As I recall it, it started out for Hillary and steadily moved towards Trump as the night progressed.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 09:28 PM (sdi6R)

764 747 From Nate Cohn on the NY Times numbers: "Folks, our model thinks that the GOP may have a big turnout problem.
The three, white, GOP counties have fallen far short of our turnout estimates--including two under 75% of our estimates.
That's what the big swing in our estimate is about."
Posted by: CDR M at December 12, 2017 09:27 PM (EkJOK)

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Models can't be wrong

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 09:28 PM (LnOh3)

765 Fox news poll was off but correct overall.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 09:28 PM (Ea0Mm)

766 Biggest mistake of ALL TIME.....Jeff Sessions as AG.

Posted by: Fort Collins Lurker at December 12, 2017 09:28 PM (yGY/h)

767 50% reporting

M: 51

J: 47

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 09:29 PM (3myMJ)

768 Right, Grande, so you handed the Dems a big win. looks like you're the retard.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 12, 2017 09:29 PM (P8951)

769 Something fishy in Montgomery. Why are they holding back?

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 09:29 PM (g4lFK)

770 Honestly, I would have voted for Moore if I had to, but we need to stop rallying around retards because we hope it makes some mystical "Establishment" angry.

****************************

Remember that when we're unable to vote a new SCOTUS judge in because we were one vote short. Thanks for being so principled.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 09:29 PM (+dsLj)

771 @769, fraud, as always.

Posted by: sunny-dee at December 12, 2017 09:29 PM (QAOZh)

772 Thanx Uncle Palp.

I don't get it, but thanx.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 09:29 PM (tRaq7)

773 56% precincts in: Moore up by 6.2% Times gives Jones a 71% chance of winning.

Posted by: RickZ at December 12, 2017 09:29 PM (BIsma)

774 Why did I go to Dothan?

I was in Tallahassee at the time and Alabama allowed the sale of way cooler fireworks than Florida.
Posted by: logprof
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I once wrote a one-act play about a bar in Dothan where I spent an evening.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2017 09:29 PM (leCj4)

775 Something fishy in Montgomery. Why are they holding back?

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 09:29 PM (g4lFK)



Al Franken is driving there with a trunk load of ballots

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 09:30 PM (SiINZ)

776 Yep. Sessions was a collosal mistake in so many ways.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 09:30 PM (Ea0Mm)

777 They've counted Montgomery County where all the city votes are didn't they? That's not going to help Jones.

Peaches, the NY Times was right on election night 2016

Um, kinda. Eventually. It took them a long time to get there, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 09:30 PM (39g3+)

778
So they are holding Birmingham tallies until they can manufacture enough votes to defeat Moore.


Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 09:30 PM (KdDCu)

779 Even before the underage stuff (which Moore himself admitted) the guy was saying some really messed up shit.

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Like what?

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 09:30 PM (LnOh3)

780 Seriously, though. 48/51 doesn't really seem like that's gonna do it for Moore.

Posted by: Optimizer at December 12, 2017 09:30 PM (EnK/R)

781 Seriously, if you told me a year ago that a 70 year old guy who was accused of sexual harassment by like 6 women, was opposed by virtually every elected Republican even the other Senator in his state and rode a freaking horse to vote had actually won I would have asked for a hit.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 09:30 PM (/tuJf)

782 766 Biggest mistake of ALL TIME.....Jeff Sessions as AG.
Posted by: Fort Collins Lurker at December 12, 2017 09:28 PM (yGY/h)

100% correct. Catastrophic mistake.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 12, 2017 09:30 PM (AZD0r)

783 The NYT live prediction meter was crazy on the money last election. Despite how bad they slant things, they have the resources and the know how to get and analyze the data.

My problem right now is that I can't get data from the DD. Buzzfeed is killing the meatball.

Posted by: davedavdavarf at December 12, 2017 09:30 PM (BLayO)

784 747 From Nate Cohn on the NY Times numbers: "Folks, our model thinks that the GOP may have a big turnout problem.
The three, white, GOP counties have fallen far short of our turnout estimates--including two under 75% of our estimates.
That's what the big swing in our estimate is about."
Posted by: CDR M at December 12, 2017 09:27 PM (EkJOK)

--WTF is wrong with them?

Are they not woke [sic]?

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 09:30 PM (GsAUU)

785 >>>Models can't be wrong

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 09:28 PM (LnOh3)<<<

Yeah!

Posted by: Tyra Banks at December 12, 2017 09:30 PM (WlG0e)

786 This gets far worse if Moore loses.

the GOPe will paint this as Trump is a lame duck candidate because he couldn't swing Alabama when OBAMA did and actively work against him now.

The DNC will paint this immediately as showing this as the voters coming out against Trump's sexual aggression and ramp up the sexual ethics assault and the GOPe will capitulate and McConnell will remain senate leader or senate minority leader and he doesn't care either way.

This is very very bad.

Posted by: Skywise at December 12, 2017 09:31 PM (858q0)

787 So they are holding Birmingham tallies until they can manufacture enough votes to defeat Moore.

==

sounds about right

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 09:31 PM (QC/4S)

788 Biggest mistake of ALL TIME.....Jeff Sessions as AG.

==============

Yup, should have been Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 09:31 PM (2X7pN)

789 What is the deal with the NYT page have a "reported" number that favors Moore and an "estimated" that favors the commie? Are the commie counties holding their votes back?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 12, 2017 09:31 PM (Z8FFX)

790 Um, kinda. Eventually. It took them a long time to get there, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 09:30 PM (39g3+)
Yes, I remember them being way wrong until quite late.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 09:31 PM (14URa)

791 How about we wait for Jones to be winning before we call the election for him?

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 09:31 PM (FTXAT)

792 And now NYT has jones at 68%

Replay time.

Posted by: Exile at December 12, 2017 09:31 PM (Fikbq)

793
Since when does Teh Horde take counsel of our fears? Knock that shit off. It ain't over until it's over.

And if the commie cocksucker comes out on top, we'll fucking deal with it. You know, like adults.

Time to put on our big girl panties.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2017 09:31 PM (eXA4G)

794 Moore should have been pushed out after that Hannity interview when he admitted he dated high school girls in his 30's.

I couldn't belive how many so called social conservatives on our side thought there was nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 09:31 PM (uc45P)

795 And in other news a Willie Brown protegee beats out a corpse for mayor in the Safeway Produce Section election.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: JEM someday I can comment from my desk again at December 12, 2017 09:31 PM (vBH2i)

796 NYT still holding out for big city vote fraud.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 09:31 PM (oVJmc)

797 Times: Jones down to 68% chance of winning

Posted by: RickZ at December 12, 2017 09:31 PM (BIsma)

798 Trump/Moore 2020:

"Get Money Eff Bitches"

I like the sound of that.

Posted by: Oschisms at December 12, 2017 09:31 PM (Y/y3J)

799 [R] Moore 52%- [D] Jones 46%, 55% votes in.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 12, 2017 09:31 PM (e8kgV)

800 Look for Collins and McCain flip to D now. trump agenda just got anihilated by Alabama. Un fucking real.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 09:32 PM (Ea0Mm)

801 790: They refused to count PA and OH until they absolutely had to

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 09:32 PM (5gaNQ)

802 He should have NEVER been the nominee.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston
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Because, why? Character? Philosophy?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2017 09:32 PM (leCj4)

803
8s8 seconds ago
More
Moore +42,000 (7%) with 58% in

HUGE rural swaths yet to come in

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 09:32 PM (y3aQB)

804 @davedavdavarf they were right *eventually*. It was at least 11pm CT before they started tipping for Trump. They were just there faster than almost everyone else.

Posted by: sunny-dee at December 12, 2017 09:32 PM (QAOZh)

805 how long is this remaining term? 2years ?

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 09:32 PM (QC/4S)

806 778 So they are holding Birmingham tallies until they can manufacture enough votes to defeat Moore.

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Bingo. Birmingham will plant a big thumb on the scale for Jones right at the end, just like Philly always does in PA.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:32 PM (gYAkw)

807 AL sec of state still at 61% moore/37% jones

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2017 09:32 PM (5HBd1)

808 How about we wait for Jones to be winning before we call the election for him?

*nods*

I'm biased though. Moore is crushing Jones in Baldwin County, my county, as expected. Maybe other counties are more fickle.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 09:32 PM (WbIyz)

809 The DNC will paint this immediately as showing this as the voters coming out against Trump's sexual aggression and ramp up the sexual ethics assault and the GOPe will capitulate and McConnell will remain senate leader or senate minority leader and he doesn't care either way.

*****************

Yep, but principles you know. We need to prove we're better people by being dignified in losing.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 09:33 PM (+dsLj)

810 Why are all these assholes from "Alabama" or so they say, suddenly turning up here to troll? if you're sincerely saying you didn't vote for Moore, you're telling me that the WaPo told you to jump and you said how high. nice going, suckers.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 12, 2017 09:33 PM (P8951)

811 That's what we get for all that Winning early on...

Posted by: Unicon at December 12, 2017 09:33 PM (p42KM)

812 Obama is president: Suck it up, republicans, we won.

Trump is president: Hey, republicans, things are getting too polarized, you need to consider our feelings.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 09:33 PM (BoMuO)

813 Yeesh. Moore is running in the same percentages as the President with less votes in hardcore red districts.

In some he is running twenty points behind. And the count in the cities isn't fully in yet. Testing how full the boxes need to be packed?

Posted by: trev006 at December 12, 2017 09:33 PM (jRA31)

814 @davedavdavarf they were right *eventually*. It was
at least 11pm CT before they started tipping for Trump. They were just
there faster than almost everyone else.


And they started out heavily for the Beest.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 09:33 PM (oVJmc)

815 How are they getting results faster than the Sec of State? hmmmm.

Posted by: Garbone at December 12, 2017 09:33 PM (9dH/8)

816 So strange that this can even be close in a state like Alabama. How did New Yorker Trump stomp Hillary there and they ran practically the same smear campaign against him?

Posted by: mugiwara at December 12, 2017 09:33 PM (pFSBP)

817 Here's what FBN has on screen:

45.7% Jones
52.8% Moore

FOX NEWS VOTER ANALYSIS SHOWS DOUG JONES LEADING ROY MOORE

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 09:33 PM (Enq6K)

818 NYT meter is moving towards toss-up.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at December 12, 2017 09:33 PM (wtvvX)

819 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2017 09:31 PM (eXA4G)

Bravo!

Posted by: NYT at December 12, 2017 09:33 PM (8+Ozj)

820 Moore up 50-48

55% reporting

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 09:33 PM (3myMJ)

821 Trump Presidency is over folks. It was good while it lasted. Hillary 2020. Give up now.

Posted by: Mega at December 12, 2017 09:34 PM (rv0Fo)

822 Isn't Dothan the peanut capital or something? I remember a road trip with my daughter and we stopped and I took a picture of her by the sign.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 12, 2017 09:34 PM (CNHr1)

823 Ray Maddow on the case.

"Voter ID laws mean minorities only get to vote once."

//Ray Maddow if honest

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 09:34 PM (SzZnW)

824 NYT is projecting Jones will win the remaining by 13 points. Sigh.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 09:34 PM (+dsLj)

825 I couldn't belive how many so called social conservatives on our side thought there was nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: Grande
---------------

Okay. What IS wrong with it? Please be expilict.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2017 09:34 PM (leCj4)

826 Moore +47,000 (7.1%) with 62% of the vote in

Rural areas still not coming in much

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 09:34 PM (y3aQB)

827 755 Peaches, the NY Times was right on election night 2016

Is that when they gave Hillary a 90% change to win at the beginning of the night, or 95% Trump at the end of the night? Or a particular point in the middle when they covered every point in between?

Posted by: Grimaldi at December 12, 2017 09:34 PM (CeQH1)

828 62% in, Moore up by 6.1, Jones with a 65% chance of winning. It's gonna be a cliffhanger.

Posted by: RickZ at December 12, 2017 09:34 PM (BIsma)

829 806 Bingo. Birmingham will plant a big thumb on the scale for Jones right at the end, just like Philly always does in PA.
Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:32 PM (gYAkw)

The weird thing in 2016, though, was that it was Lancaster County they kept refusing to count in PA.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 09:34 PM (yXU4O)

830 He should have NEVER been the nominee.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston
------------

Because, why? Character? Philosophy?
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

____________

Maybe a guy that says Fags should be locked up is a little out of step?

Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 09:34 PM (uc45P)

831 what a bunch of crybabies

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 09:34 PM (LnOh3)

832 794 Moore should have been pushed out after that Hannity interview when he admitted he dated high school girls in his 30's.

I couldn't belive how many so called social conservatives on our side thought there was nothing wrong with that."

One more time - Moore may have done something I don't approve of 40 years ago.

Jones absolutely will work to kill babies tomorrow.

Do I try to get all outraged over what may have been a past problem (although it wasn't a crime), or should I worry about the state sponsored murders that are guaranteed to happen if Jones and his supporters win?

It's not a close call for me at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 09:34 PM (V2Yro)

833 750 CNN seems glum and basically tossed in the towel for Moore... I'm confused.
Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:27 PM (gYAkw)

751 You would have zero idea that Jones has a chance in hell if watching CNN.
Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 09:27 PM (g4lFK)


You guys are really confusing me. Fox is practically ready to drive Jones to Washington themselves.

Posted by: Optimizer at December 12, 2017 09:34 PM (EnK/R)

834 Moore should have been pushed out after that Hannity interview when he admitted he dated high school girls in his 30's.



I couldn't belive how many so called social conservatives on our side thought there was nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 09:31 PM (uc45P)
I think there is nothing wrong with that. Both the teens' parents and the teens said he was nothing but a gentleman on those dates. He found one that was a keeper, married her and as far as I know has been married to her ever since.
The only stories in all of this that would cause me to think less of the man appear not to be true.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 09:35 PM (FTXAT)

835 815
How are they getting results faster than the Sec of State? hmmmm.



Posted by: Garbone at December 12, 2017 09:33 PM (9dH/
I was wondering that, too. Do the precincts report to CNN or the NYT or WaPo and those folks factcheck it before it goes to the SoS?

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 09:35 PM (14URa)

836 Moore +49,000 (7.2%) with 62% in

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 09:35 PM (y3aQB)

837 how long is this remaining term? 2years ?

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 09:32 PM (QC/4S)


Up in 2020, IIRC.

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2017 09:35 PM (itfg0)

838
Uummm....no. Mc Chinless may actually be dumb enough to actually try this, but he will not have any legal basis whatsoever to see it through.

Moore's attorneys will shred it in one Court appearance.

So sorry you will never get your apparent wish.

Posted by: Side draft at December 12, 2017 09:27 PM (ohP/V)

++++

The courts have no say in how the Senate conducts its business. If they refused to seat Moore at all, something that the constitution requires, then SCOTUS would step in. But, the constitution give the Senate the authority to kick out its members, and it doesn't say anything about only things that happen while the Senator is in office. The Senate makes their own rules, and they decide how to enforce them.

McConnell has called a meeting for tomorrow of all GOP Senators. The purpose of that meeting will be to decide how to deal with Moore. They will find a way to cover their asses. It's going to the ethics committee.

Or wait, maybe you still think DOJ will be involved?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 09:35 PM (FUu/Z)

839 >>>the GOPe will paint this as Trump is a lame duck candidate because he couldn't swing Alabama when OBAMA did and actively work against him now.

Early night for Trump!

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 09:35 PM (q177U)

840 Nyt meter is down to 65% for jones.

Posted by: Exile at December 12, 2017 09:36 PM (Fikbq)

841 [R] Moore 53%- [D] Jones 46%, 62% votes in.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 12, 2017 09:36 PM (e8kgV)

842 I can't believe Alabama would be this stupid. They gave the left and the GOP-E all the ammunition they need to end Trump.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 09:36 PM (+dsLj)

843 @794, I have very strong opinions on this, but my brother seriously dated and was about to propose to an 18yo when he was 31. (It was after graduation, like that makes a difference.) Then she dumped him, and 3 months later he began dating her best friend and then they got married when she was 20 and he was 33.

Ditto my cousin who banged and later married her college professor her freshman year, two girls I knew at college sleeping with professors, and three girls in high school who got married the summer after graduation to guys ~10 years older.

I'm not saying I don't raise an eyebrow, but 17/18 is hardly a child bride sold for five goats or something.

Posted by: sunny-dee at December 12, 2017 09:36 PM (QAOZh)

844 824 Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 09:34 PM (+dsLj)

If the Republicans are smart enough to allow the media to determine who they vote for or refuse to vote for they deserve everything they get.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 09:36 PM (SzZnW)

845 >> 786
"This gets far worse if Moore loses.



The GOPe will paint this as Trump is a lame duck candidate because
he couldn't swing Alabama when OBAMA did and actively work against him
now.


The DNC will paint this immediately as showing this as the voters
coming out against Trump's sexual aggression and ramp up the sexual
ethics assault and the GOPe will capitulate and McConnell will remain
senate leader or senate minority leader and he doesn't care either way.

This is very very bad."

Yep. Dems will keep running the same playbook every state election, and be further emboldened to use it big-time against Trump.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 09:36 PM (ZZdXT)

846 Did I wander into the wrong blog by mistake? I do not recognize many names all of a sudden...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2017 09:36 PM (ZgKFD)

847 Can we buy some extra large cans of Troll-B-Gone with some of the cookbook money?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 12, 2017 09:36 PM (FQKBL)

848 NYT is showing all counties reporting except Dallas county.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2017 09:36 PM (5HBd1)

849 where is this nyt meter?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 12, 2017 09:36 PM (hMwEB)

850 >> I can't believe Alabama would be this stupid.



They just haven't been the same since Elvira left.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 09:37 PM (RzgQJ)

851 imagine the reverse situation happening in Mass. think those voters would ever vote for a very conservative Republican instead of the Dem?

Alabama, don't think for a second you'll win the respect of the Coastal elites because of this. they'll still laugh at you and have contempt for how you've been suckered.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 12, 2017 09:37 PM (P8951)

852 I think there is nothing wrong with that. Both the teens' parents and the teens said he was nothing but a gentleman on those dates. He found one that was a keeper, married her and as far as I know has been married to her ever since.
The only stories in all of this that would cause me to think less of the man appear not to be true.
Posted by: redbanzai

________


Did your dad know what you did on every date?

It's called "jailbait" for a reason, as in they lock men up in jail

Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 09:37 PM (uc45P)

853 Been out at Christmas party. So what's happening? Is it Moore?

Posted by: Eromero at December 12, 2017 09:37 PM (zLDYs)

854 I know i'm not around much but are the doom and gloom posters regulars here?

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 12, 2017 09:37 PM (N6CVU)

855 Here's what FBN has on screen:



45.7% Jones

52.8% Moore



FOX NEWS VOTER ANALYSIS SHOWS DOUG JONES LEADING ROY MOORE

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 09:33 PM (Enq6K)

Ummmm??????
One of these things is wrong.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 09:37 PM (FTXAT)

856 Don't forget the GOP pulled campaign funding for Moore almost immediately after the allegations came out. Turning out the vote costs money. They eventually started funding again but not until weeks later.

Posted by: ThomasR at December 12, 2017 09:37 PM (khIpu)

857 Trump at least knows how to hire a damn good lawyer.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 09:37 PM (GsAUU)

858 Evening everyone. Who's winning?

Posted by: ALH at December 12, 2017 09:37 PM (za7hD)

859 sexual tastes aside - if it was legal in Alabama at the time then he did ... get this... NOTHING ILLEGAL. Is it weird? Yeah. But I like his ideological stance on the issues and, even better, he acts on what he says.

It's not like he's Barney Frank or Ted Kennedy.

Posted by: Skywise at December 12, 2017 09:37 PM (858q0)

860 Moore +7 65%

Posted by: some friggin dope at December 12, 2017 09:38 PM (6OUNd)

861 >>17/18 is hardly a child bride sold for five goats


Five Goats!

For a Bride?

No.

I can give you maybe 1/2 a Goat.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 09:38 PM (RzgQJ)

862 846 Did I wander into the wrong blog by mistake? I do not recognize many names all of a sudden...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2017 09:36 PM (ZgKFD)

847 Can we buy some extra large cans of Troll-B-Gone with some of the cookbook money?
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 12, 2017 09:36 PM (FQKBL)

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It's a sad sack convention

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 09:38 PM (LnOh3)

863 I don't see how Roy Moore could win.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at December 12, 2017 09:38 PM (t3F5b)

864 860: Where?

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 09:38 PM (5gaNQ)

865 It's over. Trump is over. Ivanka is over. The Senate lead is over. Taxes are over. The House lead is over. Gorsuch is over. Everyone is over. Don't bother doing anything tonight. It's over.

Posted by: Mega at December 12, 2017 09:38 PM (rv0Fo)

866 822 Isn't Dothan the peanut capital or something? I remember a road trip with my daughter and we stopped and I took a picture of her by the sign.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 12, 2017 09:34 PM (CNHr1)

--Not sure. Virginia grows a shitload of peanuts as well.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 09:38 PM (GsAUU)

867 Here you go votermom - https://tinyurl.com/ycpnhywp

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2017 09:38 PM (xQfPr)

868 I was born when my mom was 19, and my dad was 22. 60 years later they're still together.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 09:38 PM (V2Yro)

869 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2017 09:36 PM (ZgKFD)

Some new folks just "happen" to wander in during an election.

Posted by: NYT at December 12, 2017 09:38 PM (8+Ozj)

870 846 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2017 09:36 PM (ZgKFD)

Soros bought the guys day old pizza....

they are getting the Axelbot Band back together.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 09:38 PM (SzZnW)

871 Cnn is actually pretty good tonight.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 09:38 PM (Ea0Mm)

872 It's not the fags that ought to be locked up, it's the pretenders.

Posted by: the bitch at December 12, 2017 09:38 PM (+lSVr)

873 I couldn't belive how many so called social conservatives on our side thought there was nothing wrong with that.

Many states in the USA think so too, since that's the age of consent. Seriously, I don't like it but clearly the country doesn't have so much of a problem with it until its this judge.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 09:38 PM (39g3+)

874 @847 LOL..yes! Good grief, you know what Trump will say if Jones wins? "You win some, you lose some", and he'll go on. End of his presidency? Hardly.

Posted by: lizabth at December 12, 2017 09:38 PM (p0fBx)

875 Jefferson county is currently going 80%+ Jones and has ~40000 votes still uncounted, enough to put him ahead.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:39 PM (gYAkw)

876 >> I know i'm not around much but are the doom and gloom posters regulars here?


No.

By all means - Feel free to shoot their dogs.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 09:39 PM (RzgQJ)

877 Moore now up 50,700 (7.5%) with 64% in and rural areas just now coming in

Moore +51,000 (7.4%) with 64% in

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 09:39 PM (y3aQB)

878 >>>I don't see how Roy Moore could win.


Posted by: Stevie Wonder at December 12, 2017 09:38 PM (t3F5b)<<<

What?!

Posted by: zombie Helen Keller at December 12, 2017 09:39 PM (WlG0e)

879 867 thanks

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 12, 2017 09:39 PM (hMwEB)

880 Moore is only up by 8%. Jones wins. It's over.

Posted by: Mega at December 12, 2017 09:39 PM (rv0Fo)

881 I think about it like this. Suppose Trump is running against Taxajewia, and its neck and neck. Plum tied. Now suppose there is only one county outstanding and it is Shelby County, TN (Memphis).

How would you bet?

I think thats how they do it. Moore might be ahead, but there's a bunch of Jones county precincts out...maybe more than there are Moore precincts.

So Moore can be ahead but we could still bet on Jones to win, depending on whose vote is left to count.

Sorry, I'm not so good at the whole writing thing.

Posted by: davedavdavarf at December 12, 2017 09:40 PM (BLayO)

882 https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/alabama

-senate-special-election-roy-moore-doug-jones?

smid=fb-share#eln-forecast-section



The meter. Put it all back together.

Posted by: Exile at December 12, 2017 09:40 PM (Fikbq)

883 I can't believe Alabama would be this stupid. They gave the left and the GOP-E all the ammunition they need to end Trump.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 09:36 PM (+dsLj)


The man narrowly won previous statewide races without the entire Skeezy McSkeezeface thing going on.

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2017 09:40 PM (itfg0)

884 The Wiregrass, Dothan, Enterprise, Daleville, are peanut central. I went to flight school there back in 88.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 12, 2017 09:40 PM (fqHZs)

885 Maybe a guy that says Fags should be locked up is a little out of step?
Posted by: Grande
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Did he say that? I've searched "Moore" + your phrase, but find no result. Can you provide a link?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2017 09:40 PM (leCj4)

886 Clearly Hillary will be installed as President tomorrow morning at 11 AM sharp thanks to these results.

Posted by: Not A Troll at December 12, 2017 09:40 PM (gm9yG)

887 Ummmm??????
One of these things is wrong.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 09:37 PM (FTXAT)

Right? Cavuto tried to go into some explanation about the conflicting info, "we have other things we look at which is why you're seeing the 'voter analysis' headline."


Ok, Neil....whatever.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 09:40 PM (Enq6K)

888
Well, the fat lady still ain't sung.

I was getting ready for her to give us a peggin' while singing, what with the NYT and Hannity gloom, but she ain't started yet.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 09:40 PM (8O3HH)

889 I have this awful feeling I'm watching a mirror image of the 2010 special election in MA that sent Scott Brown (R) to Washington (for 2-years). Ugh.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 09:40 PM (7bkOX)

890 Moore pulling away 55,000 (almost 8 points) 65% in

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 09:40 PM (y3aQB)

891 If Moore was losing the trolls wouldn't be here.

Posted by: Iasonas at December 12, 2017 09:40 PM (wVMAv)

892 Did your dad know what you did on every date?



It's called "jailbait" for a reason, as in they lock men up in jail

Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 09:37 PM (uc45P)

Those girls were not "jailbait" as they were all over the age of consent when they dated. Even if something of a sexual nature had happened (and why would the women lie about it at this late date... fear of getting grounded?), he could not have gone to jail over it.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 09:40 PM (FTXAT)

893 Faux News has been more CNN than CNN
they must pay

Posted by: some friggin dope at December 12, 2017 09:40 PM (6OUNd)

894
Obama is president: Suck it up, republicans, we won.

Trump is president: Hey, republicans, things are getting too polarized, you need to consider our feelings.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 09:33 PM (BoMuO)








Reminds me of the Searchlight Strangler right after Dubya's re-election. If memory serves, he gave the Donk rebuttal to the next SOTU address. The first two sentences virtually verbatim were "Congratulations on winning re-election, Mr President. Now you need to compromise with us."

And of course, Dubya said "Okey-dokey".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2017 09:40 PM (eXA4G)

895 Moore? More like "Less". Amirite? Hillary 2020

Posted by: Mega at December 12, 2017 09:40 PM (rv0Fo)

896 875 Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:39 PM (gYAkw)

Yup and Madison will save Wisconsin for Grandma.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 09:41 PM (SzZnW)

897 The NYT live prediction meter was crazy on the money last election. Despite how bad they slant things, they have the resources and the know how to get and analyze the data.

It was on the money only after it wasn't.

It was like eleventyhundred percent for Hillary. Then it started to swing the other way, then all of a sudden it was 90% for Trump.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 09:41 PM (jHrzU)

898 FBN:

65% IN

Moore: 53.3%
Jones: 45.3%

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 09:41 PM (Enq6K)

899 It's a sad sack convention
Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 09:38 PM (LnOh3)


--The ghost of greg

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 09:41 PM (GsAUU)

900 822
Isn't Dothan the peanut capital or something? I remember a road trip
with my daughter and we stopped and I took a picture of her by the sign.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 12, 2017 09:34 PM (CNHr1)

IIRC Enterprise claimed that too, or at least Coffee County

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 09:41 PM (rnXGe)

901 The Statue of Liberty is kaput!!!

Posted by: trolls over a loudspeaker at December 12, 2017 09:41 PM (WlG0e)

902 If Moore still wins I hope it's a major wake-up call that the biggest enemy we face is the GOP-E. Forget the left, they are small potatoes compared to the shit the establishment is pulling.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 09:41 PM (+dsLj)

903 CNN now says it's a tossup

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:41 PM (gYAkw)

904 Isn't Dothan the peanut capital or something? I remember a road trip with my daughter and we stopped and I took a picture of her by the sign.

Huntsville was once known as the Watercress capital of the world.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 09:41 PM (tRaq7)

905 Why troll at this point?

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at December 12, 2017 09:41 PM (wtvvX)

906 45/54, with over half the vote in?

That's starting to sound like a steep hill for Jones to climb.

Posted by: Optimizer at December 12, 2017 09:41 PM (EnK/R)

907 890 Moore pulling away 55,000 (almost 8 points) 65% in
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 09:40 PM (y3aQB)

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Wow. The more vote coming in the greater the Moore lead. Who woulda thunk it.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 09:41 PM (LnOh3)

908 Times now has Jones at 62%, which is toss-up territory.

Posted by: RickZ at December 12, 2017 09:41 PM (BIsma)

909 Will Jones be seated right away, ie before the tax cut final vote?

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 09:41 PM (9d67L)

910 891 If Moore was losing the trolls wouldn't be here.
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Posted by: willy at December 12, 2017 09:41 PM (puf6g)

911 This is why I just went to bed at 8:30 on election night last year. I am just not the kind of person who can stomach this type of rollercoaster ride. Too stressful.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 12, 2017 09:41 PM (RfzVr)

912 Posted by: some friggin dope at December 12, 2017 09:40 PM (6OUNd)
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Fox News was all in on McCain in the primaries in 2008. They have been cucked for a longass time. Fuck them.

Posted by: Mega at December 12, 2017 09:42 PM (rv0Fo)

913 840 Nyt meter is down to 65% for jones.

Posted by: Exile at December 12, 2017 09:36 PM (Fikbq)


It's looking a lot like 2016.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 09:42 PM (sdi6R)

914 Many states in the USA think so too, since that's the age of consent. Seriously, I don't like it but clearly the country doesn't have so much of a problem with it until its this judge.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

_________

Clearly they DO have a problem with it, even in a state that went Trump by over 20 points.

My guess is you don't have kids. I have daughters. If a man in his 30s was prowling around for high school aged girls he'd find himself eating through a straw.

It doesn't mean I vote Democrat but that admission by Moore should have pushed him out.

Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 09:42 PM (uc45P)

915 Is it weird? Yeah.

The thing is, for the last 50 years, the Democrats have put a festival of freaks, perverts, lunatics, and goofballs into congress without a shred of shame or concern. You can list them all in your head without needing any help.

So the Republicans have one guy that's a bit off... 40 years ago? Meh. Add another 40 and we have maybe a push. I can't stand this "they're too weird!!" thing that comes up about Republicans.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 09:42 PM (39g3+)

916 I dated a 30 something year old guy when I was 17. He brought me roses on our first date and drove an awesome car. We went for a steak dinner.

What does that make me?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 12, 2017 09:42 PM (GzDYP)

917 Hillary has this all wrapped up.

Posted by: Perv with a casting couch at December 12, 2017 09:42 PM (9dH/8)

918 Grande = Banned Shit Guy?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 09:42 PM (yXU4O)

919 On the good side, for the NYT to be correct they have to be right about how many outstanding votes exist AND that they're basically ALL for Jones.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2017 09:42 PM (xQfPr)

920 And the Times needle continues its rightward drift.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at December 12, 2017 09:42 PM (wtvvX)

921 880 Posted by: Mega at December 12, 2017 09:39 PM (rv0Fo)

Yup, the GOP had to win by 45% or no election is legitimate.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 09:42 PM (SzZnW)

922 This seems similar to voting in Virginia where Republicans sprint out to huge leads and then bomb spectacularly when all the votes from Newport News come in.

Posted by: ThomasR at December 12, 2017 09:42 PM (khIpu)

923 Can a ban hammer be put on the trolls afterward?

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 09:42 PM (LnOh3)

924 The NYT is nuts, they think there are over a half million more votes to count. The real number is easier below half that.
Moore may stand a chance after all. The whole thing now depends on heavily Democratic Montgomery and Birmigham.

Posted by: Bob at December 12, 2017 09:42 PM (y8zZb)

925 That's starting to sound like a steep hill for Jones to climb.

Apparently (go figure) none of the majority black cities have reported in. If Moore's not up at least 10 by the time they report it is o-v-e-r

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 09:42 PM (7bkOX)

926 cnn is favoring Moore. Turnout in cities will determine the race.

40% counted in Birmingham

Posted by: redenzo at December 12, 2017 09:42 PM (5wSNN)

927 NYT's Estimated Margin pointer is slowly but surely slipping into the pink right now...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 12, 2017 09:43 PM (e9G8E)

928 It's running neck and ambiblical cord...

Posted by: Unicon at December 12, 2017 09:43 PM (p42KM)

929 Betting markets right now have Jones at 70% to win it was moore 70% before the votes were counted

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 09:43 PM (9d67L)

930 My concern is that the urban vote isn't in yet. If those votes are held until the end there is an opportunity for fraud. This is too close for comfort.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at December 12, 2017 09:43 PM (N5dam)

931 FBN's Headline now reads:


TIGHT RACE IN ALABAMA


OMG...these people are too much.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 09:43 PM (Enq6K)

932 last decent poll before election had moore by 5...yeah, ill go with that...

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 09:43 PM (QC/4S)

933 The NY Times Meter is obviously trying to become a meme meaning "worthless".

Posted by: Mega at December 12, 2017 09:43 PM (rv0Fo)

934 881 i'd bet on trump
my wife is from there and the rethugsiKKKans will vote
the democrats are too lazy

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 12, 2017 09:43 PM (N6CVU)

935 Wait, did BSG get put in time out?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 09:43 PM (T4n7S)

936 Did your dad know what you did on every date?

It's called "jailbait" for a reason, as in they lock men up in jail

Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 09:37 PM (uc45P)

++++

Age of consent in Alabama is 16. Used to be lower.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 09:43 PM (pvjTE)

937 Why troll at this point?
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at December 12, 2017 09:41 PM (wtvvX)

Soros pays time and a half after 7:00 p.m. Central time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 09:43 PM (8+Ozj)

938 Moore +60,000 (8.4%) with 68% in

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 09:43 PM (y3aQB)

939 NYT's Estimated Margin pointer is slowly but surely slipping into the pink right now...
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Go on...

Posted by: Mega at December 12, 2017 09:43 PM (rv0Fo)

940 I'm telling you CNN is like a morgue. If Jones is winning these guys are hiding it really well.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 09:44 PM (/tuJf)

941 Nyt 71% Jones

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 09:44 PM (9d67L)

942 888
Well, the fat lady still ain't sung.

I was getting ready for her to give us a peggin' while singing, what with the NYT and Hannity gloom, but she ain't started yet.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 09:40 PM (8O3HH)

==================

I'm too durnk to sing right now ... *hic*

Posted by: Hillary 2080!!! at December 12, 2017 09:44 PM (BiLU+)

943 Why troll at this point?

Why ever troll?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 09:44 PM (WbIyz)

944 There's an election in Alabama tonight? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 12, 2017 09:44 PM (LQLeS)

945 NYTimes looks like it's basing its percentage meter on 538's "analysis"

Posted by: Skywise at December 12, 2017 09:44 PM (858q0)

946 925 Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 09:42 PM (7bkOX)

"as many Buick trunks as it takes boys...."

//Al "Groper" Franken

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 09:44 PM (SzZnW)

947 Wait, did BSG get put in time out?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 09:43 PM (T4n7S)

Sounded like till Tuesday of next week.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 09:44 PM (8+Ozj)

948 That's just odd. The results on the front page of the Times show 69% reporting with moore up by 6%. Yet their meter shows jones winning at 71%. It's just odd.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2017 09:45 PM (5HBd1)

949 NYT's Estimated Margin pointer is slowly but surely slipping into the pink right now...


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 12, 2017 09:43 PM (e9G8E)


And back to the blue @ 70%

Posted by: RickZ at December 12, 2017 09:45 PM (BIsma)

950 Are there that many votes left to give this to Jones? Could the "close race" just be a ratings ploy?

Posted by: mugiwara at December 12, 2017 09:45 PM (pFSBP)

951
Nate Silver's model STILL shows both Hillary and Doug Jones at 97% chance of winning!

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2017 09:45 PM (BiLU+)

952 All that I need is $4.73 from each of you proud amercans and I can get this recount moving.

or do you hate apple pie?

Posted by: Dr. Jill Stein at December 12, 2017 09:45 PM (vChNs)

953 My guess is you don't have kids. I have daughters. If a man in his 30s was prowling around for high school aged girls he'd find himself eating through a straw.

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Really, because Moore asked those girls parents if it was OK to go on a date and they said Yes.

Maybe they were a better judge of Moore's character than you.your

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 09:45 PM (LnOh3)

954 Not even close, Bud!

Posted by: John Bender at December 12, 2017 09:45 PM (9dH/8)

955 What does that make me?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 12, 2017 09:42 PM (GzDYP)


--Obviously very hot as a 17 year old.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 09:45 PM (GsAUU)

956 Why ever troll?
---------------

An empty and meaningless life?

Posted by: Bull Shit Guy at December 12, 2017 09:46 PM (SkuXa)

957 925
Apparently (go figure) none of the majority black cities have reported in. If Moore's not up at least 10 by the time they report it is o-v-e-r
Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 09:42 PM (7bkOX)


Simple. The rural areas should wait until the cities report. Didn't that happen in Wisconsin a couple years ago?

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 09:46 PM (sdi6R)

958 I trust Finnegan the most. I'd love to hear more from him. I call him Ishmael. He bagged the Great White Whale last time.

When you refresh the page the vid stops.

One awesome feature on these comments would be an ajax updater so I didnt have to refresh a thousand times.

With the current system, if I were ace I'd consider some inline ads.

Posted by: davedavdavarf at December 12, 2017 09:46 PM (BLayO)

959 The two largest counties are Shelby (pop 660,000) and Mobile (pop 415,000), which are majority black and are mostly still uncounted.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:46 PM (gYAkw)

960 My guess is you don't have kids. I have daughters.

What part of "I don't like it" did you miss? Or did you simply ignore that part deliberately?

The age of consent is set by the nation, by voters. They seem to think its okay even if its skeevy to some people. If there was a huge problem with it, the age would be moved up.

As many have pointed out in the past in the 70s in the south this was hardly strange or noteworthy. Several of the girls interviewed said their parents gave her permission.

So lets stop acting like this is something bizarre and horrendous, beyond the pale.

Let me flip your idiotic "you don't have kids" crap on its head.

if your son was 30 and wanted to date a 16 year old, would you say that makes him a monster? Someone who should be beat up?

Don't bother responding. You'll just lie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 09:46 PM (39g3+)

961 Cnn has like 47 people on their panel. Lol

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 09:46 PM (9d67L)

962 Well spank mu butt and call me Bertha, Moar Moore in AL

Posted by: Big FAt Meanie at December 12, 2017 09:46 PM (RrtlF)

963 It all depends which counties have reported and which haven't. if the cities haven't reported, that's not good news.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 12, 2017 09:46 PM (P8951)

964 I told you idiots Trump was poison
This election DEMANDS a second look at Jeb!

Posted by: Chem Jeff at December 12, 2017 09:46 PM (qOaog)

965 The courts have no say in how the Senate conducts its business. If they refused to seat Moore at all, something that the constitution requires, then SCOTUS would step in. But, the constitution give the Senate the authority to kick out its members, and it doesn't say anything about only things that happen while the Senator is in office. The Senate makes their own rules, and they decide how to enforce them.

McConnell has called a meeting for tomorrow of all GOP Senators. The purpose of that meeting will be to decide how to deal with Moore. They will find a way to cover their asses. It's going to the ethics committee.

Or wait, maybe you still think DOJ will be involved?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 09:35 PM (FUu/Z)

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Wow, so the law matters not? How....very.....Orwellian of you.

I notice that you have not addressed my assertions that the Senate "Ethics Committee" is by law constricted to only being allowed to investigate activity of a sitting Senator at the time of said allegations.

You are apparently telling what you wish the law was. I am telling what the law is.

Too bad, so sad.

Posted by: Side draft at December 12, 2017 09:46 PM (ohP/V)

966 s/Shelby/Jefferson/

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:46 PM (gYAkw)

967 #948 I think the NYT is estimating based on voter turnout models and a (D) advantage in voter registration in the remaining uncounted urban districts.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at December 12, 2017 09:46 PM (N5dam)

968 county by county results compared to 2016 results: bad guy is gonna win
Dems will b rejoicing in the morning I am afraid

Posted by: duncan at December 12, 2017 09:46 PM (ioCsx)

969 There appears to be a game going on in AL like in IL in the 60s and 70s ... upstate trickle some votes...downstate trickle some votes....

Posted by: Czar Peter at December 12, 2017 09:46 PM (qaWk6)

970 948 That's just odd. The results on the front page of the Times show 69% reporting with moore up by 6%. Yet their meter shows jones winning at 71%. It's just odd.
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2017 09:45 PM (5HBd1)

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DHS vote hacking results in crazy #s

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 09:46 PM (LnOh3)

971 Senate candidate Roy Moore, a Republican from Alabama, has been accused by a woman of making sexual contact with her in 1979 -- when she was 14 years old and he was 32 years old, the Washington Post reported Thursday.

The woman, Leigh Corfman, alleged that Moore took off her shirt and pants, kissed her and touched her over her underwear.

According to the Code of Alabama, a person commits the crime of sexual abuse in the second degree if the individual, "being 19 years old or older, subjects another person to sexual contact who is less than 16 years old, but more than 12 years old." The crime is a misdemeanor offense and punishable by up to one year in jail. The age of consent in Alabama is and was 16.

http://bit.ly/2AOsxkf

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2017 09:46 PM (itfg0)

972 If a man in his 30s was prowling around for high school aged girls he'd find himself eating through a straw.

Asking the parents permission to date her isn't exactly "prowling around".

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2017 09:47 PM (gm9yG)

973 Did BSG get the hammer?

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 09:47 PM (EGFUD)

974
The Statue of Liberty is kaput!!!

That's disconcerting.

Posted by: dartist at December 12, 2017 09:47 PM (nisXv)

975 Jefferson County half over and Moore is still up by 5?

I'm thinking Moore will win. And if he doesn't have Allred disbarred for forgery, then he should be flayed.

No space for losers.

Posted by: trev006 at December 12, 2017 09:47 PM (jRA31)

976 Who's trollin'??!!

Posted by: Boxxy at December 12, 2017 09:47 PM (t3F5b)

977 Age of consent in Alabama is 16. Used to be lower.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 09:43 PM (pvjTE)

It's 17 here and I was surprised. I just assumed it's 18 everywhere. It isn't. Some states it is still 14 or 15. Or at least it was some years ago.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 09:47 PM (4ErVI)

978 Birmingham just dropped Moore's lead by 3 points

Posted by: Fort Collins Lurker at December 12, 2017 09:47 PM (yGY/h)

979 I endorsed Tom Jones. Thus he will win.
*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at December 12, 2017 09:47 PM (LQLeS)

980 FBN:

71% In

Moore 51.6%
Jones 47.0%

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 09:47 PM (Enq6K)

981 My husband is 13 years older than me, but I will have to admit that if he started pursuing me when I was 17, my parents would not have let me date him.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 12, 2017 09:47 PM (/A+Cl)

982 GOPe has binders full of votes ready to go.
DNC has trunks full of votes ready to go.
Beating the fraud is the hardest pull he's got.

Posted by: gNewt at December 12, 2017 09:47 PM (+lSVr)

983 Man... these current vote percentages and projections are still all over the place.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 09:47 PM (ZZdXT)

984 Democrats didn't have problem with killers and klukkers in their party. It was 40 years ago, so it's ok.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2017 09:48 PM (Eu5eZ)

985 CNN finally noticed the NYT spinner and are talking about it

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:48 PM (gYAkw)

986 956 Why ever troll?
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An empty and meaningless life?
Posted by: Bull Shit Guy at December 12, 2017 09:46 PM (SkuXa)

--I never troll.

I shitpost.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 09:48 PM (GsAUU)

987 >>According to the Code of Alabama, a person commits the crime of sexual abuse in the second degree if the individual, "being 19 years old or older, subjects another person to sexual contact who is less than 16 years old, but more than 12 years old." The crime is a misdemeanor offense and punishable by up to one year in jail. The age of consent in Alabama is and was 16.



Well there you have it.

Now, who is up for an Orange Julius?

Posted by: Roy Moore at December 12, 2017 09:48 PM (RzgQJ)

988 The racial makeup of Shelby county was 89.80% White, 7.40% Black or African American, 0.33% Native American, 1.03% Asian, 0.02% Pacific Islander, 0.71% from other races, and 0.72% from two or more races. 2.03% of the population were Hispanic or Latino of any race. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at December 12, 2017 09:48 PM (WbIyz)

989 I dated a 30 something year old guy when I was 17. He brought me roses on our first date and drove an awesome car. We went for a steak dinner.
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Was he a friendly stranger? Did he drive a black sedan?

Posted by: The Ides of March at December 12, 2017 09:48 PM (leCj4)

990 And you know what you can do with that hat......

Posted by: The Garbone at December 12, 2017 09:48 PM (9dH/8)

991 948 That's just odd. The results on the front page of the Times show 69% reporting with moore up by 6%. Yet their meter shows jones winning at 71%. It's just odd.
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Makes me wonder if the slimes went all in for '16 and had the A team do the meter because hillary! Now, maybe the backbenchers are running it.. ::shrugs::

Posted by: willy at December 12, 2017 09:48 PM (puf6g)

992 973 Did BSG get the hammer?
Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 09:47 PM (EGFUD)

He's on a week's time out as of this morning.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 09:48 PM (NWiLs)

993 >>>There's an election in Alabama tonight? Never heard of it.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 12, 2017 09:44 PM (LQLeS)

I'll allow it.

Posted by: Ministry of Stale Memes at December 12, 2017 09:48 PM (q177U)

994 I endorsed Tom Jones. Thus he will win.
*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at December 12, 2017 09:47 PM (LQLeS)



It's not unusual...well actually that may be

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 09:49 PM (SiINZ)

995 "The rural areas should wait until the cities report. Didn't that happen in Wisconsin a couple years ago?"

This is actually how MA GOP(e)(d) Charlie Baker beat machine hack AG Coakley. She couldn't have enough votes manufactured in the remaining bombed out mill cities to overcome the real vote tally when other districts waited until the very end to report.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at December 12, 2017 09:49 PM (N5dam)

996 Many states in the USA think so too, since that's
the age of consent. Seriously, I don't like it but clearly the country
doesn't have so much of a problem with it until its this judge.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 09:38 PM (39g3+)

Give your head a shake, man. Moore has done exactly nothing wrong. Dating =/= fucking. He was vetting possible wife material, in most cases with the approval of the womens' parents.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 09:49 PM (oPNmq)

997 It's 17 here and I was surprised. I just assumed it's 18 everywhere. It isn't. Some states it is still 14 or 15. Or at least it was some years ago.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 09:47 PM (4ErVI)


It currently varies from 16 to 18. This is actually a historical high for the U.S.

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2017 09:49 PM (itfg0)

998 montgomery and mobile counties still have lots of dem vote to turn in...does not look good for Moore. dem is gonna win by 2 points

Posted by: duncan at December 12, 2017 09:49 PM (ioCsx)

999 I endorsed Tom Jones. Thus he will win.
*hic*

Posted by: Hillary<<<


That was a pretty raunchy movie.`

Posted by: Harley at December 12, 2017 09:49 PM (+lSVr)

1000 1000 comments for Alabama special election. Just Sayin.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 09:49 PM (g4lFK)

1001 What's really at stake here is that if Moore ends up losing, it will validate the strategies that were used against him and set the precedent that any accusations, true or not, can derail any candidate you don't like.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 12, 2017 09:49 PM (2EYE1)

1002 Insomniac, lol. thanks.

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 09:49 PM (EGFUD)

1003 I typo'ed Shelby for Jefferson (sorry)

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:49 PM (gYAkw)

1004 Why do Republican counties always count their votes so fast? They need to hold out until the cities count their votes first.

Posted by: Mario Rubio at December 12, 2017 09:49 PM (MuTTO)

1005 >>>I endorsed Tom Jones. Thus he will win.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at December 12, 2017 09:47 PM (LQLeS)<<<

My polling is huge!

Posted by: Tom Jones at December 12, 2017 09:49 PM (WlG0e)

1006 Jefferson county hasn't reported yet. very Democratic as Alabama goes. have any GOP counties not reported yet?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 12, 2017 09:49 PM (P8951)

1007 977 It's 17 here and I was surprised. I just assumed it's 18 everywhere. It isn't. Some states it is still 14 or 15. Or at least it was some years ago.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 09:47 PM (4ErVI)

And many states have a 3-4 year buffer so an 18 or 19 year old doesn't get busted for having a high school girlfriend.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 09:50 PM (yXU4O)

1008 Back in the 80s in high school a girl I was trying to date ended up falling in love with a man in his mid 30s. Got married right out of high school and had 3 kids by him. She eventually divorced 10 years later. She was 16 when they started dating. Not sure what the legal limit in our state was at the time but we (I) did question it but it was what it was.

Posted by: Skywise at December 12, 2017 09:50 PM (858q0)

1009 985
CNN finally noticed the NYT spinner and are talking about it

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:48 PM (gYAkw)

It's so hard to slip anything past those journalists at CNN.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 09:50 PM (14URa)

1010 I'm thinking most Alabamans and their long memories view all these outsiders, especially yankees, trying to influence their election as carpetbaggers ....

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2017 09:50 PM (BiLU+)

1011 AL Sen Shelby gotta lotta gall to stab JudgeMoore in the back like that, considering Shelby was A DEMOCRAT for most of his adult life, including when he was first elected to the US Senate.

If JudgeMoore wins tonight, in a way it'll be even better than when Trump won. I hope Moore wins by 1 vote, just to see Democrats immolating themselves for the next year because they couldn't get THAT ONE LAST VOTE OUT...lol

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at December 12, 2017 09:50 PM (+O9YB)

1012 Here we go Jones down by less than 2...cnn is ecstatic

It is over.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 09:50 PM (/84uh)

1013 Welp...

Posted by: ThomasR at December 12, 2017 09:50 PM (khIpu)

1014 483
453 V.V. Putin does not drink alcohol, nor does he smoke



ive literally seen him drink two glasses of wine

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 12, 2017 08:56 PM (N6CVU)
Wine is not alcohol, Comrade.






















































































Posted by: red at December 12, 2017 09:50 PM (nVN5G)

1015 if your son was 30 and wanted to date a 16 year old, would you say that makes him a monster? Someone who should be beat up?

Don't bother responding. You'll just lie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

________

Yes, I would say he's a predator if he tried to date women that were that age.

And Moore was with 14 year olds, but his story keeps changing.

Why do think this is even a tight election? Clearly a lot of people who are normally quite conservative feel the same way.

Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 09:50 PM (uc45P)

1016 1001 Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 12, 2017 09:49 PM (2EYE1)

It shows Republican voters are too stupid to have power.

IOW "the status quo for the last 9 years."

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 09:50 PM (SzZnW)

1017 Is touching boobies still covered by clothes considered 2nd base? I was never clear on that part of the nekkid/non-nekkid aspect.

I say no, but I'm a purist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 09:50 PM (T4n7S)

1018 uncomfortably close

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 09:50 PM (QC/4S)

1019 992 973 Did BSG get the hammer?
Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 09:47 PM (EGFUD)

He's on a week's time out as of this morning.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 09:48 PM (NWiLs)


Ooooh....which thread?!

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 09:50 PM (Enq6K)

1020 It's a turnout problem, which is a result of not being able to properly fund a GOTV. The GOP-E pulled the rug out from Moore by cutting off his campaign funds to ensure his loss.

The GOP-E is the real enemy.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 09:50 PM (+dsLj)

1021 Did BSG get the hammer?
Posted by: Infidel
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More like a love-tap.

Posted by: The Ides of March at December 12, 2017 09:50 PM (leCj4)

1022 Simple. The rural areas should wait until the cities report. Didn't that happen in Wisconsin a couple years ago?
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 09:46 PM (sdi6R)

Then no one would report and we would be doing this for weeks. Moore would die of old age before he would know whether he won or not.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2017 09:51 PM (ZgKFD)

1023 BSG out for a week?

I can come back for a week. I'll take it.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 12, 2017 09:51 PM (3myMJ)

1024 Correct, Biggs Darklighter.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 12, 2017 09:51 PM (U+nHb)

1025 What's this totally unreported Dallas County?

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 09:51 PM (5gaNQ)

1026 If voter ID laws are disenfranchising Democrat voters, why hasn't the DNC put together a "Get Yourself a Driver's License" campaign?

I mean if you are gonna drop $10 million on a 2 year senate seat and millions on Pajama boy, why not just pay for the 100,000 Alabamans purported to have no ID? I don't know what at DL in Bama costs, but if it's like Tennessee ($24) then $2.4 million could put an ID in the hands of all those folks.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 12, 2017 09:51 PM (ubJwS)

1027 >>>Grande = Banned Shit Guy?

That's what I'm thinking too. Our resident troll has a different hash everyday so could easily slip CBD's one week time out.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 12, 2017 09:51 PM (RfzVr)

1028 Why do Republican counties always count their votes so fast? They need to hold out until the cities count their votes first.
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I think the question you should be asking is why the Democrat ones count so SLOW. But that rep ipsos itself.

Posted by: Mega at December 12, 2017 09:51 PM (rv0Fo)

1029 1000 comments for Alabama special election. Just Sayin.


No football.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at December 12, 2017 09:51 PM (WbIyz)

1030 typical dem playbook: hold votes in the big cities and see how many u need to win...Hillary was so overconfident she had her big city peeps turn in early...did not think they needed to cheat

Posted by: duncan at December 12, 2017 09:51 PM (ioCsx)

1031 Many states in the USA think so too, since that's
the age of consent. Seriously, I don't like it but clearly the country
doesn't have so much of a problem with it until its this judge.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 09:38 PM (39g3+)

Give your head a shake, man. Moore has done exactly nothing wrong. Dating =/= fucking. He was vetting possible wife material, in most cases with the approval of the womens' parents.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 09:49 PM (oPNmq)


Cruisin' high schoolers isn't exactly the sign of an upstanding model citizen...

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2017 09:51 PM (itfg0)

1032 Shannon Bream FOX reports that they have 10,000 texts between Strzok and Lisa Page.

Her show comes on at 11:00pm. Wonder if we'll get to see some.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 12, 2017 09:51 PM (HiDrR)

1033 Thanks Mitch!

Posted by: John Marston at December 12, 2017 09:52 PM (SkuXa)

1034 It's never too late for the barrel.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at December 12, 2017 09:52 PM (sFMtO)

1035 The blog is doing that high traffic/comment thing. Where there is a definite lag in refresh.

Someone needs to fill the hamster's water bottle with fresh val-u-rite.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2017 09:52 PM (ZgKFD)

1036 red - That may be technically a Barrel.

Posted by: The Ides of March at December 12, 2017 09:52 PM (leCj4)

1037 973 Did BSG get the hammer?
Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 09:47 PM (EGFUD)


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seven days in the box.

Posted by: Dr. Jill Stein at December 12, 2017 09:52 PM (vChNs)

1038 Uh, oh. Michigan is looking pretty close for Moore. Not all of Detroit is reporting, though.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 09:52 PM (BoMuO)

1039 But but...... Jones had the best polls and hacks
money could buy...

Posted by: The Garbone at December 12, 2017 09:52 PM (9dH/8)

1040 I have a bad feeling because it is too close. But anything can happen. So pray horde, pray!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at December 12, 2017 09:52 PM (N5dam)

1041 I think the question you should be asking is why the Democrat ones count so SLOW. But that rep ipsos itself.
Posted by: Mega at December 12, 2017 09:51 PM (rv0Fo)

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Hmmm...I would think Republicans would have figured this out by now. Take your time...

Posted by: William Eaton at December 12, 2017 09:52 PM (MuTTO)

1042 Having the entire media call you a child molester for 2 months straight has an impact!

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at December 12, 2017 09:52 PM (ZZhQQ)

1043 1031 Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2017 09:51 PM (itfg0)

"Tell me about it ese"

//Smiling Bob Menendez and Beijing Billy

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 09:52 PM (SzZnW)

1044 What's this totally unreported Dallas County?

Selma. About 44k residents.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 09:53 PM (WbIyz)

1045 Amanda Carp haz teh Sadz that the #MeToo movement is mostly democrat wymyn and she believes the future is female.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 09:53 PM (g4lFK)

1046 I love how I'm a weirdo because I don't think men in dresses should be using the same bathrooms as little girls, but I'm supposed to be blind with rage at the idea of a man in his 30s dating 16 and 17 year olds with their parents' approval.

Posted by: Bag of Dicks Salesman at December 12, 2017 09:53 PM (H5knJ)

1047 If Moore wins, I'll put on my stylishly neon-yellow hazmat suit and go over to CNN.

And then possibly over to MSLSD to hear the lamentations of that nice Rachel Maddow fellow. Still can't figure out why his parents named him that...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 09:53 PM (tRaq7)

1048 1006 Jefferson county hasn't reported yet. very Democratic as Alabama goes. have any GOP counties not reported yet?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 12, 2017 09:49 PM (P8951)


If Jefferson County is majority black, shouldn't they be demanding that the name be changed?

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 09:53 PM (sdi6R)

1049 1036
red - That may be technically a Barrel.

Is the barrel full of Wodka?

Posted by: red at December 12, 2017 09:53 PM (nVN5G)

1050 1000 1000 comments for Alabama special election. Just Sayin.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 09:49 PM (g4lFK)

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I just tried to go to Hotair but their comment section didn't work for me. I wouldn't be surprised if they closed it down, honestly.

If it's still alive, I'd wager they have 10-20 comments, and at least one is spam about how someone's sister earns $140 an hour doing part time work and click here.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 09:53 PM (T4n7S)

1051 What's really at stake here is that if Moore ends up losing, it will validate the strategies that were used against him and set the precedent that any accusations, true or not, can derail any candidate you don't like.

I'm pretty sure, win or lose, the Dems will be trying this for a very long time. It's pretty much all they have left.

Posted by: mpthompson at December 12, 2017 09:53 PM (b0njJ)

1052 They just had a news brief to tease the news here in Denver and nary a word was said about the Bama election. Must not be good for the Democrat.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 12, 2017 09:53 PM (XGGts)

1053 Other than Trump, who is the next Gop pol that the left tries to take out over sex allegations ??

Posted by: sofa saver at December 12, 2017 09:53 PM (4u7kU)

1054 is it too late for McMullin to pull out the win..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 09:53 PM (ILitO)

1055 Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2017 09:46 PM (itfg0)

I see Hat is here to spread his stupidity with an accusation that doesn't hold up to any standard.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at December 12, 2017 09:53 PM (wtvvX)

1056 >>seven days in the box.

That can break a man.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 09:53 PM (/tuJf)

1057 Moore lead shrunk and is starting to expand again....

Posted by: Mega at December 12, 2017 09:54 PM (rv0Fo)

1058 Why do they have an imported pansy covering this? Can't they at least get an American.

Also, when did gingers stop being cute?

What a world.

Posted by: George LeS at December 12, 2017 09:54 PM (+TcCF)

1059 A choice between a guy who likes them young, and one who likes to kill them young.

Posted by: Jomcdowe at December 12, 2017 09:54 PM (q8OQc)

1060 I won't shed tears if Moore does not win. May be for the better.

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 09:54 PM (QC/4S)

1061 1037 973 Did BSG get the hammer?
Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 09:47 PM (EGFUD)


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seven days in the box.
Posted by: Dr. Jill Stein at December 12, 2017 09:52 PM (vChNs)

He's in the cooler? Does he have a baseball and a mitt?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2017 09:54 PM (ZgKFD)

1062 So if Jones wins, does that mean that Franken has to resign? But if Moore wins, then Franken gets to stay?

Posted by: Winebibber at December 12, 2017 09:54 PM (LQLeS)

1063 Just think, this all could have been avoided if Trump had picked anybody other than Sleepy Sessions as AG

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 12, 2017 09:54 PM (2EYE1)

1064 Wow, so the law matters not? How....very.....Orwellian of you.

I notice that you have not addressed my assertions that the Senate "Ethics Committee" is by law constricted to only being allowed to investigate activity of a sitting Senator at the time of said allegations.

You are apparently telling what you wish the law was. I am telling what the law is.

Too bad, so sad.

Posted by: Side draft at December 12, 2017 09:46 PM (ohP/V)

++++

What law? There is no law. The constitution requires they set him if elected. The constitution allows the Senate to kick out members accourding to their own rules. The Senate makes up its own rules.

The rule used to be that they could filibuster a SCOTUS nominee. Perhaps you heard, the changed the rules and put Gorsuch on SCOTUS, even though they wouldn't have been able to under the old rules. They change the rules at will.

One again. THERE IS NO LAW. If they want to send him to ethics, they will.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 09:54 PM (pvjTE)

1065 Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 09:45 PM (GsAUU)

Aw, shucks. Thanks!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 12, 2017 09:54 PM (GzDYP)

1066 He was vetting possible wife material, in most cases with the approval of the womens' parents.

Eh, I just find it skeevy for someone twice their age to be dating. You know the rule, half plus seven isn't it? Not just half.

Its legal, sure. Just don't like it. But I'm not a dad in 1978 Alabama, either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 09:55 PM (39g3+)

1067 Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 09:48 PM (NWiLs)


Ooooh....which thread?!
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 09:50 PM (Enq6K)

Sefton's morning thread.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 09:55 PM (NWiLs)

1068 Well, I completely misread this election.

Media smear campaigns still work, it seems.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 09:55 PM (XQvuQ)

1069 If Jefferson County is majority black, shouldn't they be demanding that the name be changed?
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 09:53 PM (sdi6R)

Hey I moved up to the East Side with a deluxe apartment in the sky. Of course I deserve a county named after me.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at December 12, 2017 09:55 PM (wtvvX)

1070 I just tried to go to Hotair but their comment section didn't work for
me.
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Said no one in the last 2.5 years

Posted by: Mega at December 12, 2017 09:55 PM (rv0Fo)

1071 We'll pick it up elsewhere...don't know how or where yet..

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 09:55 PM (QC/4S)

1072 The map analyst is by far the most educated on this race.

Posted by: Golfmax13 at December 12, 2017 09:55 PM (r36W8)

1073
Why troll at this point?
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at December 12, 2017 09:41 PM (wtvvX)






Some trolls will just be commie douchebags who get their jollies being unpleasant.

The paid, professional trolls have a very specific mission on election day: suppression of turnout. The theory is, induce enough despair and some folks will decide that it's not worth the effort of voting in a lost cause. Whether it actually works or not......hell if I know.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2017 09:55 PM (eXA4G)

1074 So if Jones wins, does that mean that Franken has to resign? But if Moore wins, then Franken gets to stay?

Posted by: Winebibber at December 12, 2017 09:54 PM (LQLeS)


I'm pretty sure Franken is staying right where he is no matter what happens.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 12, 2017 09:55 PM (pFSBP)

1075 re 1053: one would hope it's McCain already

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 09:55 PM (ILitO)

1076 I don't remember it that way blaster. It was strong for Hillary up front, just like I was. Then when I started thinking, hmm maybe there is a chance for Trump it tightened. Then it started to favor Trump, maybe around 8pm central, and it kept moving toward Trump's way.

Early that needle was favoring Trump when no one else was even talking about it.

The reason I remember so well, was because I was totally depressed and went to Buffalo Wild Wings, the one place I knew would not have politics on TV.

Then I started watching my phone, at 7:30 central I came home and ace had the link to the needle and it moved exactly the way it should have, in my mind, all night.

I think the person above who said the needle is 538 is exactly right.

Right now the needle is really moving in Moore's direction with Jones slightly favored.

I would love to hear from star man.

Posted by: davedavdavarf at December 12, 2017 09:55 PM (BLayO)

1077 Moore's lead and Leon are both getting larger

Posted by: Mega at December 12, 2017 09:55 PM (rv0Fo)

1078 Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2017 09:46 PM (itfg0)

I see Hat is here to spread his stupidity with an accusation that doesn't hold up to any standard.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at December 12, 2017 09:53 PM (wtvvX)


Are you referring to the ages of consent?

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2017 09:55 PM (itfg0)

1079
Ah, shit. Might better get the bits ready, I'm afraid the fat lady is puttin' on the harness.

Maybe she'll at least give us the reach around.

But it's still ain't over.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 09:56 PM (8O3HH)

1080 What's this totally unreported Dallas County?

Selma. About 44k residents.


This could all come down to my hometown, Resume Speed AL. Population 73, if you count all the dogs and cats too.

I'm not saying it's a small town, but the all-night diner closes at 8pm. The hospital closes at 9.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 09:56 PM (tRaq7)

1081 Jefferson County expecting Presidential level turnout for the Dems?

Yeah, no. I think Moore might have clinched it.

Posted by: trev006 at December 12, 2017 09:56 PM (jRA31)

1082 1068 Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 09:55 PM (XQvuQ)

Now more than ever, PIPEWRENCH

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 09:56 PM (SzZnW)

1083 red - That may be technically a Barrel.

Is the barrel full of Wodka?
Posted by: red
--------------

It may be...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2017 09:56 PM (leCj4)

1084 Cnn is all smiles now.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 09:56 PM (/84uh)

1085 1062 So if Jones wins, does that mean that Franken has to resign? But if Moore wins, then Franken gets to stay?
Posted by: Winebibber at December 12, 2017 09:54 PM (LQLeS)

I am pretty sure Franken will try to hang on regardless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2017 09:56 PM (ZgKFD)

1086 oh, hell, I'm not going to defend Moore. he's creepy. and no, I would not want a 30 year old man to date my 16 year old. but as creepy as Moore is, the Dems are worse.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 12, 2017 09:56 PM (P8951)

1087 "Millenials and woman are going to save our country" - CNN

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:56 PM (gYAkw)

1088 Hmmm...I would think Republicans would have figured this out by now.

They did: voter ID is the law in Alabama.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 09:56 PM (39g3+)

1089 Just think, this all could have been avoided if Trump had picked anybody other than Sleepy Sessions as AG
*******************

Could he have really foreseen this? A senator that got one of the best conservative ratings coming from what should have been a safe senate seat ending up being a fucking catastrophe of an AG?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 09:56 PM (+dsLj)

1090 Schumer days hes been falsely accused of sexual harassment and he went straight to Capitol Police.....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2017 09:56 PM (mc8++)

1091 1000 comments for Alabama special election. Just Sayin.

---

we get to talk about underage girls...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2017 09:56 PM (vChNs)

1092 Have I mentioned lately how much I detest the media?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 12, 2017 09:57 PM (BHMfA)

1093 Laura ingraham not looking happy either

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 09:57 PM (/84uh)

1094 1083 red - That may be technically a Barrel.

Is the barrel full of Wodka?
Posted by: red
--------------

It may be...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2017 09:56 PM (leCj4)

Used wodka.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 09:57 PM (NWiLs)

1095
He's in the cooler? Does he have a baseball and a mitt?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Irish jockey in the next cell.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 09:57 PM (IqV8l)

1096 Is touching boobies still covered by clothes considered 2nd base? I was never clear on that part of the nekkid/non-nekkid aspect.

I say no, but I'm a purist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -
************************

Never in my world.
You've got to tag that base.

Posted by: gNewt at December 12, 2017 09:57 PM (+lSVr)

1097 1073
Why troll at this point?
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at December 12, 2017 09:41 PM (wtvvX)






Some trolls will just be commie douchebags who get their jollies being unpleasant.

The paid, professional trolls have a very specific mission on election day: suppression of turnout. The theory is, induce enough despair and some folks will decide that it's not worth the effort of voting in a lost cause. Whether it actually works or not......hell if I know.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2017 09:55 PM (eXA4G)

------

Votings over with. Yet still trolling.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 09:57 PM (LnOh3)

1098 Is it a Bow Tie?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (RzgQJ)

Well, if it was a Stern tie, he'd have to turn around for you to see it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 09:58 PM (oPNmq)

1099 Was he a friendly stranger? Did he drive a black sedan?
Posted by: The Ides of March at December 12, 2017 09:48 PM (leCj4)

THIS is why this is the best place on the internet!

Posted by: Scanner Dan at December 12, 2017 09:58 PM (lGKoh)

1100 Media smear campaigns still work, it seems.

Worked in Virginia, that outrageous, godawful ad did its job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 09:58 PM (39g3+)

1101 omg, Faux News bringing in the Uniparty stooges to quadruple down on Jones.

Hate these fcku ups

Posted by: some friggin dope at December 12, 2017 09:58 PM (6OUNd)

1102 So I realized something the other day and I want to know what you think:

The Media trades in bad news, the more awful the better.

Elected Democrats literally cause bad news.

Perfect match, right?

Posted by: Mega at December 12, 2017 09:58 PM (rv0Fo)

1103 Baldwin county has a lot of votes outstanding (they are heavy GOP), so they are keeping it close.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 09:58 PM (+dsLj)

1104 1092 Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 12, 2017 09:57 PM (BHMfA)

Imagine if the GOP were as interested in blackmailing Matt Lauer et al as they seem to be in kneecapping Moore et al.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 09:58 PM (SzZnW)

1105 If Jefferson County is majority black, shouldn't they be demanding that the name be changed?


They still have Lee county.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 09:58 PM (BoMuO)

1106 What prob % does NYT predict now?

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:58 PM (gYAkw)

1107 seven days in the box.

Posted by: Dr. Jill Stein at December 12, 2017 09:52 PM (vChNs)



He could have had a little Humble Pie and ended up with 30 Days in the Hole

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 09:58 PM (SiINZ)

1108 1070 I just tried to go to Hotair but their comment section didn't work for
me.
--------------------------------

Said no one in the last 2.5 years

Posted by: Mega at December 12, 2017 09:55 PM (rv0Fo)

---

I really wanted to see how many comments they had about Alabama. Mostly just to compare it to the <100 (less than 100. Seventy or so IIRC) they had in the 24 hours during and after Trump's election.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 09:58 PM (T4n7S)

1109 "and at least one is spam about how someone's sister earns $140 an hour doing part time work and click here."

A friend of a friend tells me they advertise that at backpage.

Posted by: davedavdavarf at December 12, 2017 09:58 PM (BLayO)

1110 My mom gave birth to me when she was 17, which means that she was 16 when she became pregnant - by a fella back from 'Nam who was in his mid-20s. Not exactly uncommon or a crisis. Moore, by comparison, got exactly none of these girls pregnant etc. Maybe give the handwringing a break.

Posted by: Bag of Dicks Salesman at December 12, 2017 09:58 PM (H5knJ)

1111
"Millenials and woman are going to save our country" - CNN
Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:56 PM


One particular woman?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 09:58 PM (IqV8l)

1112 CNN is so paranoid about that dark top soil.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 09:58 PM (g4lFK)

1113 I think if it's less than 0.5% it triggers the recount, and then the shit will really start to fly.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 09:59 PM (+dsLj)

1114 Votings over with. Yet still trolling.

Wait for the meth to wear off.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 12, 2017 09:59 PM (IcT7t)

1115 1086 oh, hell, I'm not going to defend Moore. he's creepy. and no, I would not want a 30 year old man to date my 16 year old. but as creepy as Moore is, the Dems are worse.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 12, 2017 09:56 PM (P8951)

Hear hear Donna.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2017 09:59 PM (Ri/rl)

1116 NY Rimes down to 62% chance for Jones ... were at 90%

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2017 09:59 PM (otAqJ)

1117 Eh, I just find it skeevy for someone twice their age to be dating. You know the rule, half plus seven isn't it? Not just half.

I knew a girl in HS who dated a guy who was 27. It's not that unusual.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 09:59 PM (tRaq7)

1118 fuck the GOPe

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 09:59 PM (/84uh)

1119 The paid, professional trolls have a very specific mission on election day: suppression of turnout. The theory is, induce enough despair and some folks will decide that it's not worth the effort of voting in a lost cause.

I think there's a morale thing too, they want to depress and upset people, make a long term difference.

But I think most are genuine people, just contrarians who like to go where "bad people" are and show em all how smart and great they are. So enlightened, watch me DESTROY the reichkkkh wingers with my zingers!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 09:59 PM (39g3+)

1120 1103 Baldwin county has a lot of votes outstanding (they are heavy GOP), so they are keeping it close.

I hope so!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at December 12, 2017 09:59 PM (N5dam)

1121 So if Jones wins, does that mean that Franken has to resign? But if Moore wins, then Franken gets to stay?
***
We only have photographic evidence of Franken sexually assaulting someone. We have an admitted fake of a yearbook signing to prove Moore is a sex criminal. Come on man, this isn't hard.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 12, 2017 09:59 PM (Z8FFX)

1122 Aristotle's suggestion for marriageable age was 38 years old for men and 18 for women. I think I read that somewhere.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 12, 2017 10:00 PM (bZ7mE)

1123 Stupid Volvo Commercials.

These are the most retarded things ever.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 10:00 PM (RzgQJ)

1124 i dont now , like i said up thread, Moore losing may not be a bad thing long term

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 10:00 PM (QC/4S)

1125 Is touching boobies still covered by clothes considered 2nd base? I was never clear on that part of the nekkid/non-nekkid aspect.

-----------

Well, at the least you've rounded 1st, and are headed for 2nd..

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2017 10:00 PM (leCj4)

1126
omg, Faux News bringing in the Uniparty stooges to quadruple down on Jones.
---
FBN hasn't been any better tonight.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 10:00 PM (XQvuQ)

1127 CNN says Selma (Dallas county) has 0 precincts reporting still.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 10:00 PM (gYAkw)

1128 They cut off Finnegan for color commentary. God damn.

Posted by: davedavdavarf at December 12, 2017 10:00 PM (BLayO)

1129 Alright, I'm a pumpkin. Keep the faith Horde. Even if the Dem wins, we've been through worse. G'night.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2017 10:00 PM (xQfPr)

1130 Sefton's morning thread.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 09:55 PM (NWiLs)

Oh pooh....can't see what he said. But I'm sure it contained....

::: something idiotic :::

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 10:01 PM (Enq6K)

1131 Stupid Volvo Commercials.

These are the most retarded things ever.
Posted by: garrett
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Objection!

Posted by: Subaru at December 12, 2017 10:01 PM (leCj4)

1132 Lead under 1%

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 10:01 PM (/84uh)

1133 I don't think I have ever known a chick who wasn't banging a 30 year old at some point before their 20th Birthday.



Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 10:01 PM (RzgQJ)

1134 i dont now , like i said up thread, Moore losing may not be a bad thing long term
***
Every non-GOPe candidate will have a handful of women come out to accuse them of something in October. I don't see any upside.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 12, 2017 10:01 PM (Z8FFX)

1135 Some trolls will just be commie douchebags who get their jollies being unpleasant.

The paid, professional trolls have a very specific mission on election day: suppression of turnout. The theory is, induce enough despair and some folks will decide that it's not worth the effort of voting in a lost cause. Whether it actually works or not......hell if I know.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2017 09:55 PM (eXA4G)

I remember when this place had better trolls, and more of them on a constant basis.

They probably died of AIDS or an overdose and now we've got the drop in on election day trolls who aren't even good enough to troll Twitter.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 10:01 PM (4ErVI)

1136 Too many votes left in Birmingham and Mobile. Jones is probably going to win.

Posted by: forest at December 12, 2017 10:01 PM (/1c+O)

1137 Hannity and Laura Ingram stupid, grandstanding and self-promoting, self-righteous attacks on Moore contributed to the R's losing this seat.

Amazing how these pro-life Catholics are so skilled at shooting themselves in the foot.

Nice job, shitheads.


Posted by: Johnny K. at December 12, 2017 10:01 PM (dUOAV)

1138 FBN:

81% in

Moore: 49.6%
Jones: 48.9%

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 10:01 PM (Enq6K)

1139
Votings over with. Yet still trolling.
Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 09:57 PM (LnOh3)








They're running up the numbers for the paycheck, either by the hour or by the number of comments.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2017 10:01 PM (eXA4G)

1140 When you are being called a pedophile over and over again on the MSM, yiu should lose by double digits.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 10:01 PM (g4lFK)

1141 Media smear campaigns still work, it seems.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

_________

Was it a smear?

I mean I was willing to go along with smear job until Moore went on Hannity and said that he did date girls in that age group in his 30s, but this particular girl was lying about it.

Then a few days later, he said he never dated underage girls.

Maybe this is Moore's fault?

Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 10:02 PM (uc45P)

1142 Lead at 0.5%

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 10:02 PM (/84uh)

1143 It is looking pretty close. Jones' lawyers are going to be busy tonight.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 10:02 PM (BoMuO)

1144 Ok, I'm reading a lot of takes that need to be discussed.

"This is the GOPe's fault! They cut funding to Roy Moore!"

This is Alabama. If an election is close enough that the Republican NEEDS outside money, we picked the wrong nominee.

"Alabama, you're giving the liberal media a victory, is that what you want?"

No, it's not what we want. You guys need to ask yourselves, why is it that the media ran this same playbook against Trump and he won Alabama in a blowout? Could it be possible, just POSSIBLE, that the problem here is not Trump, is not Alabama, it's Roy Moore.

"Going forward the Media is going to use this same playbook against every GOP nominee."

They've done that. They tried it against Ted Cruz and, you know what? Nobody bought it. Unfortunately Roy Moore is not Ted Cruz. Folks looked at Cruz and couldn't imagine him cheating on his wife. Folks look at Roy Moore and they see a sleaze.

We have to be more careful about whom we nominate, not everyone who latches on to the Trump agenda is a good person. Not everyone whom the establishment hates is a good person.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at December 12, 2017 10:02 PM (3ufaJ)

1145 CNN says Selma (Dallas county) has 0 precincts reporting still.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 10:00 PM (gYAkw)


They're holding it out so they can run with the narrative that Selma, birthplace of the Civil Rights movement, saved everyone from the racisty racist Roycist Moore.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 12, 2017 10:02 PM (yzxic)

1146 Must be finding boxes full of votes only for Jones, significant jumps for Jones and no overall increase in % in.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2017 10:02 PM (Eu5eZ)

1147 Aristotle's suggestion for marriageable age was 38 years old for men and 18 for women.

Yeah but he thought drinking hemlock was a better idea than just leaving town, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 10:02 PM (39g3+)

1148 80% in

Jones: 50

Moore: 49

Posted by: Meremortal at December 12, 2017 10:02 PM (3myMJ)

1149 Imagine if the GOP were as interested in blackmailing Matt Lauer et al as they seem to be in kneecapping Moore et al.


Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 09:58 PM (SzZnW)


Sorry, but Matt was on our side.

Posted by: Paul Ryan (D-Wisc) at December 12, 2017 10:02 PM (sXefu)

1150 1123 Stupid Volvo Commercials.

These are the most retarded things ever.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 10:00 PM (RzgQJ)

---

That one with Van Damm (sp? kung fu guy) from a few years ago was really great.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 10:02 PM (T4n7S)

1151 Aaaaaaaaaand it's gone.

Moore's "lead", that is.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 10:02 PM (7bkOX)

1152 Was it a smear?
***
The only evidence we've got is a faked yearbook entry. Seems pretty smearish.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 12, 2017 10:03 PM (Z8FFX)

1153 He could have had a little Humble Pie and ended up with 30 Days in the Hole

And some nice hash.

Posted by: dartist at December 12, 2017 10:03 PM (nisXv)

1154 jones about to go up

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 10:03 PM (/84uh)

1155 1128 Posted by: davedavdavarf at December 12, 2017 10:00 PM (BLayO)

He might accidentally say something sane and reasonable, like "well technically Moore never broke any law and asked the parents for permission."

Can't have that now can we?

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 10:03 PM (SzZnW)

1156 I don't think Moore's going to win now. He's too far within the margin of fraud unless a lot of uncounted votes remain in rural counties. =(

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at December 12, 2017 10:03 PM (N5dam)

1157 Van Damme Volvo commercial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 10:03 PM (T4n7S)

1158 1046 I love how I'm a weirdo because I don't think men in dresses should be using the same bathrooms as little girls, but I'm supposed to be blind with rage at the idea of a man in his 30s dating 16 and 17 year olds with their parents' approval.
Posted by: Bag of Dicks Salesman at December 12, 2017 09:53 PM (H5knJ)


... almost 40 years ago!!

The idea of a Sen. Moore makes me a little sick to my stomach, but it's still better than ANY Dem, and it doesn't have a damn thing to do with what this guy did or didn't do when back I was in High School.

Posted by: Optimizer at December 12, 2017 10:03 PM (EnK/R)

1159 Don't worry, if it's a tie I have a car trunk here with plenty of uncounted ballots.

Posted by: Frankenfurter at December 12, 2017 10:04 PM (LQLeS)

1160 Every non-GOPe candidate will have a handful of women come out to accuse them of something in October. I don't see any upside.
---
This.

And all the establishmentarians who succeeded in driving down GOP voter turnout tonight will be emboldened to do so again.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 10:04 PM (XQvuQ)

1161 "Alabama, you're giving the liberal media a victory, is that what you want?"

No, it's not what we want. You guys need to ask yourselves, why is it that the media ran this same playbook against Trump and he won Alabama in a blowout? Could it be possible, just POSSIBLE, that the problem here is not Trump, is not Alabama, it's Roy Moore.

"Going forward the Media is going to use this same playbook against every GOP nominee."

They've done that. They tried it against Ted Cruz and, you know what? Nobody bought it. Unfortunately Roy Moore is not Ted Cruz. Folks looked at Cruz and couldn't imagine him cheating on his wife. Folks look at Roy Moore and they see a sleaze.

We have to be more careful about whom we nominate, not everyone who latches on to the Trump agenda is a good person. Not everyone whom the establishment hates is a good person.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at December 12, 2017 10:02 PM (3ufaJ)

I'm sorry...did you not have a primary?

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 10:04 PM (Enq6K)

1162 So if Jones wins, does that mean that Franken has to resign?

-
No, it just means he has to think up another lie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 10:04 PM (+y/Ru)

1163 Cock cock cock. Give me cock.

Posted by: Grand at December 12, 2017 10:04 PM (SkuXa)

1164 Drudge showing a dead heat.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2017 10:04 PM (0ogQG)

1165 Wolf is flat out cheerleading for Jones.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 10:04 PM (/tuJf)

1166 1111
"Millenials and woman are going to save our country" - CNN
Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 09:56 PM

One particular woman?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 09:58 PM (IqV8l)

Drunk, walleyed and ready!

*hic*
*shart*
THUD

Posted by: Hillary! at December 12, 2017 10:04 PM (NWiLs)

1167 I had a ballot. I loved that ballot. I named it Chad.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 10:04 PM (IqV8l)

1168 The pedophile smear worked. I pray folks get sued back to the dark ages.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 10:04 PM (g4lFK)

1169 I like to poop in teh sink

Posted by: Abalama voter at December 12, 2017 10:04 PM (qOaog)

1170 Well, at least we got a great, super duper, AG out of this deal

Posted by: sofa saver at December 12, 2017 10:05 PM (4u7kU)

1171 1151 Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 10:02 PM (7bkOX)

YES, YAY ALRIGHT!

Ladies and Gents we have our moral superiority back AND spoiler alert probably Majority Leader Schumer if one GOPer switches.

AWESOME we lose, but we do it nobly.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 10:05 PM (SzZnW)

1172 Yeah but he thought drinking hemlock was a better idea than just leaving town, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 10:02 PM (39g3+)

That was Socrates

Posted by: Bill and Ted at December 12, 2017 10:05 PM (GsAUU)

1173 Yeah, I'm wondering who this "Grande" person is. I've never seen him before.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 10:05 PM (sdi6R)

1174 Looks like Jones is going to win, but not by much. So I guess CNN and the rest will go with the "Trump rebuked!" release rather than the "The GOP has sunk to a new low...." release. You know both are pre=written.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2017 10:05 PM (mc8++)

1175 I mean I was willing to go along with smear job until Moore went on Hannity and said that he did date girls in that age group in his 30s, but this particular girl was lying about it.

Then a few days later, he said he never dated underage girls.


Those two statements are not in conflict. 16 and above were not underage, and the 14 y.o. was lying.

There are two separate issues here that people keep trying to conflate.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 12, 2017 10:05 PM (bZ7mE)

1176 Ladies and Gents we have our moral superiority back AND spoiler alert probably Majority Leader Schumer if one GOPer switches.

AWESOME we lose, but we do it nobly.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 10:05 PM (SzZnW)

Paging Jeff Flake, paging Mr. Jeff Flake.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 10:05 PM (yXU4O)

1177 It's 17 here and I was surprised. I just assumed it's 18 everywhere. It isn't. Some states it is still 14 or 15. Or at least it was some years ago.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 09:47 PM (4ErVI)

++++

Hawaii was the last state to have it lower than 16, theirs was 14, but they changed it to 16 a few years ago. Not sure about all our territories, but at least as far as the states go, it's 16 or older everywhere.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 10:06 PM (FUu/Z)

1178 Lamont, the truth is congrats buddy, you just handed the Dems a big win. Sucker. Tool.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 12, 2017 10:06 PM (P8951)

1179 I don't think Moore's going to win now. He's too far within the margin of fraud

-
Ah, the Franken zone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 10:06 PM (+y/Ru)

1180 Folks looked at Cruz and couldn't imagine him cheating on his wife. Folks look at Roy Moore and they see a sleaze.

I think its more they saw Roy Moore and have been so trained by media to think of strong, outward Christians as hypocritical perverts, so they were more willing to buy into it. Moore isn't a very likable figure so I think it has a lot less to do with the pervy angle than just people not being super fond of him.

But either way: still way better than his opponent, and only for a short term. And better than 1 more Dem in the Senate to help block bills and nominations by Trump. So... If Alabama falls for this crap, its on them what happens next. And we won't forget it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 10:06 PM (39g3+)

1181 CNN still says tossup ('nail biting time')

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 10:06 PM (gYAkw)

1182 Yeah, I'm wondering who this "Grande" person is. I've never seen him before.

==

can be a "her" and..pretty common for elections

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 10:06 PM (QC/4S)

1183 *ONT is NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)

1184 I've suggest variations on this before, but we need a constitutional amendment to the effect that election results have to be tabulated in order of population.

EG, no results are tabulated until the big city reports its results. Then the second biggest and so on.

It would make it a lot harder for Philly or Seattle to produce an accurate number of fake votes...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 12, 2017 10:06 PM (Z8FFX)

1185 That was Socrates Taylor...Aristotle said philosophy had enough martyrs and he did leave town.

Posted by: davedavdavarf at December 12, 2017 10:06 PM (BLayO)

1186 CNN orgasm incoming.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 10:06 PM (g4lFK)

1187 So we should use the Franken strategy and demand recount after recount after recount until we get the votes we want.

Posted by: Skywise at December 12, 2017 10:06 PM (858q0)

1188 ONT is up if folks are interested.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 10:06 PM (XQvuQ)

1189 Wellllll sh*t....

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 12, 2017 10:07 PM (ubJwS)

1190 too many blue precincts held up till the end ... the smear machine wins

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2017 10:07 PM (otAqJ)

1191 1176 Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 10:05 PM (yXU4O)

The important thing here is moral perfection.

I know the party of Al Franken, Bill Clinton and Harvey Weinstein has a lot to teach the GOP on morality.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 10:07 PM (SzZnW)

1192 I hope it is at least close enough for Moore to demand a recount and MAYBE shed some light on fraud.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at December 12, 2017 10:07 PM (N5dam)

1193 So who will flip first? Collins, Flake or McCain?

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 10:07 PM (N8JvG)

1194 Babies will be murdered.


But hey. Laura Ingraham got her 40 yr old scalp.

And Hannity followed her lead like a good little puppy.



Friends?

We have no friends.




FUCK FOX.

Posted by: Johnny K. at December 12, 2017 10:07 PM (dUOAV)

1195 There are two separate issues here that people keep trying to conflate.

This guy is doing it deliberately. I've gone round and round with them on other places and they all have exactly the same playbook. For once this dude hasn't pulled out the Pedo word ... yet. They love throwing that one out, even though it has nothing to do with the story.

Or Pederast, like Wynn earlier this morning. No, son. That's what Spacey is.

That was Socrates

Eh, they're all Greek to me

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 10:08 PM (39g3+)

1196 They don't count the blue votes until they figure out how many they need to find.

Posted by: davedavdavarf at December 12, 2017 10:08 PM (BLayO)

1197 One particular woman?
___
And my trusty Roy Moore pen!

Posted by: Woman who wrote Roy Moore's name in her year book at December 12, 2017 10:08 PM (Z8FFX)

1198 The rule used to be that they could filibuster a SCOTUS nominee. Perhaps you heard, the changed the rules and put Gorsuch on SCOTUS, even though they wouldn't have been able to under the old rules. They change the rules at will.

One again. THERE IS NO LAW. If they want to send him to ethics, they will.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 09:54 PM (pvjTE)

--------

Current "Senate Rules", lets call them "laws", do not allow what you suggest and apparently hope for.

Could they vote to change them? Sure.

Very unlikely scenario though, given the situation.

Delusion must be a fun pass time, but is not helpful in RW scenarios.

Be well, I am done with this topic with you.

Posted by: Side draft at December 12, 2017 10:08 PM (ohP/V)

1199 But this makes McConnel mad so I guess it's a win.

Posted by: Idiots who rallied around Moore at December 12, 2017 10:08 PM (vfNVK)

1200 Every single person I talked to, those who would vote for Moore no matter what, and those who would vote democrat no matter what all agreed that Moore was at the very least creepy.

Even with it being 40 years ago, a different time, the fact he was hitting on 16 year olds by his own admission is going to be worth 10% for sure.

Take the loss in stride, pick better candidates - and don't ever let the democrats forget the kind of people they supported in the past.

Regardless - after this I'm guessing Trump moves on the DOJ/FBI corruption pretty quickly... this will all be old news in a week.

Posted by: Reality Man at December 12, 2017 10:08 PM (Ch0fq)

1201 1173 Yeah, I'm wondering who this "Grande" person is. I've never seen him before.
Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 10:05 PM (sdi6R)


*LICK*

Posted by: Ariana Grande at December 12, 2017 10:08 PM (GsAUU)

1202 #1193, Collins and Flake will make a joint announcement.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at December 12, 2017 10:08 PM (N5dam)

1203 If Jones wins, I guess he'll cross the aisle to vote with the GOP whenever it doesn't matter

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2017 10:08 PM (vChNs)

1204 1193 Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 10:07 PM (N8JvG)

Yes, yes and yes.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 10:09 PM (SzZnW)

1205
AWESOME we lose, but we do it nobly.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 10:05 PM


Bill Kristol and George Will can sleep soundly with a My Pillow.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 10:09 PM (IqV8l)

1206 >>Hawaii was the last state to have it lower than 16, theirs was 14, but they changed it to 16 a few years ago. Not sure about all our territories, but at least as far as the states go, it's 16 or older everywhere.


Because those Asia girls mature so much sooner than mainland girls do.
/

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2017 10:09 PM (Eu5eZ)

1207 So who will flip first? Collins, Flake or McCain?
***
Or maybe there will be a stampede and we'll get another special election?

Posted by: Woman who wrote Roy Moore's name in her year book at December 12, 2017 10:09 PM (Z8FFX)

1208 Nicely done, GOPe, #SalonHot25, and #TruCons. You and Egg McMuffin have provided UpChuck Schumer with a new reliable vote in the now (effectively) Democrat-controlled senate, sending a tax-and-spend, gun-grabbing, baby murdering extremist from Alabama - Ala-freaking-bama - to the US Senate.

Only cost you, like 50Mill or so, too. Cheap at twice the price, right?

Can we stop with the pleasantries and get this civil war started already>

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 10:09 PM (7bkOX)

1209 Wonder how many votes were bused in...

Posted by: Abiss at December 12, 2017 10:09 PM (L6Zpd)

1210 Looks like a lot more fraud than expected.

Posted by: conservativechick at December 12, 2017 10:09 PM (MAK6g)

1211 I love how I'm a weirdo because I don't think men in dresses should be using the same bathrooms as little girls, but I'm supposed to be blind with rage at the idea of a man in his 30s dating 16 and 17 year olds with their parents' approval.

Exactamundo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 10:09 PM (39g3+)

1212 60% turn out in a special election? GTFOH.

Posted by: Abiss at December 12, 2017 10:09 PM (L6Zpd)

1213 1200 Every single person I talked to, those who would vote for Moore no matter what, and those who would vote democrat no matter what all agreed that Moore was at the very least creepy.

Even with it being 40 years ago, a different time, the fact he was hitting on 16 year olds by his own admission is going to be worth 10% for sure.

Take the loss in stride, pick better candidates - and don't ever let the democrats forget the kind of people they supported in the past.

Regardless - after this I'm guessing Trump moves on the DOJ/FBI corruption pretty quickly... this will all be old news in a week.
Posted by: Reality Man at December 12, 2017 10:08 PM (Ch0fq)

-----

Hey dumbass, you can't pick what you don't know.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 10:09 PM (LnOh3)

1214 Ladies and Gents we have our moral superiority back AND spoiler alert probably Majority Leader Schumer if one GOPer switches.
---------------------------------

I predicted way back when that Trump would win, the GOP would hold the Senate and that enough GOPers (such as McShit) would switch and give the Senate to the Democrats out of "principle" (lol). I was wrong, but maybe only for a while.

Posted by: Mega at December 12, 2017 10:10 PM (rv0Fo)

1215 So... you can buy an election.

Posted by: Skywise at December 12, 2017 10:10 PM (858q0)

1216 Ingraham and Hannity were not crusading against Moore.
I heard Moores interview with Hannity. Moore was terrible.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 12, 2017 10:10 PM (P8951)

1217 The only reason these RINOs pretend to care about some 40 year old he said/she said is because what they actually wish for is another D in Washington to impede Trump's agenda.

It takes far less incentives(bribes) and political capital to shave away 2 R votes than 3, and it's one less squishy that loses their cover on close votes.

RINOs have gotten very afraid of conservatives winning, so they've all been desparately raving that Moore is a monster, not the guy who supports butchering babies up to a second before they would take their first breath.

Posted by: Sjg at December 12, 2017 10:10 PM (gDSJf)

1218 "1178 Lamont, the truth is congrats buddy, you just handed the Dems a big win. Sucker. Tool."

I voted for Brooks in the primary and I voted for Moore in the general. I didn't hand anyone anything bitch.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at December 12, 2017 10:10 PM (3ufaJ)

1219 Flake will absolutely be the first to flip.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 10:10 PM (yXU4O)

1220 1205 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 10:09 PM (IqV8l)

The GOPe wants to play games with wins that should be gimmees?

See ya in 2018 fellas.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 10:10 PM (SzZnW)

1221 Willwed from the last thread...

Ordered my cook-a-book yesterday, I can't wait to get it, new year's resolution will be to try one new recipe a week!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 12, 2017 06:59

Ours is supposed to arrive tomorrow. Dunc told me my 3 recipes made it, but I'm not sure what I submitted, yeah I'm a Moron.
I think we had one tonight, Depression Casserole, it was DELISH.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 12, 2017 09:51

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 12, 2017 10:11 PM (yJ1e6)

1222 If Trump doesn't get the wall started soon then 2018 will likely turn out to be a bloodbath for the GOP.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 12, 2017 10:11 PM (AZD0r)

1223 So I guess baby murder, destroying the 2nd amendment, and raising taxes is cool.

Posted by: Jomcdowe at December 12, 2017 10:11 PM (q8OQc)

1224 If anything I really hope this shows Trump it's the GOP-E that truly wants to destroy him.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 10:11 PM (+dsLj)

1225 But this makes McConnel mad so I guess it's a win.

Mish McConnell is why we have Moore. He wanted Mo Brooks out of the race early.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2017 10:11 PM (tRaq7)

1226 Definitely disappointed in Alabama for making this close enough to the margin of fraud. But I've also been saying it for a while: a paralyzed Senate only makes actual Republicans put even more of their faith in President Trump. They hadn't moved on Obamacare with Luther Strange: were they really doing better with Roy Moore?

As it is, this will make the Republican base volcanically distrustful of McConnell and GOPe backed candidates.

Posted by: trev006 at December 12, 2017 10:11 PM (jRA31)

1227 If Moore loses the conservatives are dead - McConnell and Ryan won't give them the time of day and the Democrats certainly won't.

Posted by: Skywise at December 12, 2017 10:11 PM (858q0)

1228 jones is gonna win by bout 100k votes
media is gonna gush tonight
I may puke

Posted by: duncan at December 12, 2017 10:11 PM (ioCsx)

1229 You're the best Taylor...didn't mean to go all aspy on you.

1. Can they shut up and let Finn speak?

2. Could Finnegan maybe give a general trendish statement from time to time? He has that big autist power analysis going, but they hosts don't have the attention span to let him work.

Posted by: davedavdavarf at December 12, 2017 10:11 PM (BLayO)

1230 Breaking News: Trump didn't hold the door for some random feminist 30 years ago. IMPEACH HIM!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!


I fucking give up. This country is too stupid to live.

Posted by: LGoPs at December 12, 2017 10:12 PM (53wvk)

1231 FBN:

85% In


Dead tie

49.2% each

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 10:12 PM (Enq6K)

1232 From the Strzok/Page texts:

LP - And maybe you're meant to stay where you are because you're meant to protect the country from that menace.

PS - ... I can protect our country at many levels not sure if that helps.

Wow!

Posted by: IrishEi at December 12, 2017 10:12 PM (HiDrR)

1233 1193 So who will flip first? Collins, Flake or McCain?
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 10:07 PM (N8JvG)

How old is this comment ??

Posted by: sofa saver at December 12, 2017 10:12 PM (4u7kU)

1234 I keep wondering if Bannon knew this stuff all along and this is really a trap to bait the DNC into a moral circular firing squad. Tons of dirt drops on the Dems shoving their ugly bits where they don't belong every month until the 2018 elections?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at December 12, 2017 10:12 PM (N5dam)

1235 140 votes apart according to FBN now.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 10:12 PM (XQvuQ)

1236 1212 Posted by: Abiss at December 12, 2017 10:09 PM (L6Zpd)

Fraud, *but* expected fraud.

The GOP is gonna come to the party in 2018 or 2020 and wonder where the white voters went.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 10:12 PM (SzZnW)

1237 "1223 So I guess baby murder, destroying the 2nd amendment, and raising taxes is cool. "

They wuz gonna call us stoopid!

Posted by: Skywise at December 12, 2017 10:12 PM (858q0)

1238 Mo Brooks for AL senate 2020

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2017 10:12 PM (otAqJ)

1239 If anything I really hope this shows Trump it's the GOP-E that truly wants to destroy him.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen

_______

Trump endorsed the supposed GOPe candidate that ran against Moore

Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 10:13 PM (uc45P)

1240 Lamont, you big dummy!

Posted by: Fred G. Sanford at December 12, 2017 10:13 PM (IqV8l)

1241 We discussed it a month or so ago, but it's just a matter of time before the South is blue, too. Between the locusts and the Reliable Urban Reliables, it's unavoidable.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 10:13 PM (T4n7S)

1242 So I guess baby murder, destroying the 2nd amendment, and raising taxes is cool.

If Moore loses, that's exactly what Alambamans are saying. "We're fine with partial birth abortion, banning guns, tax and spend, gutting the military, dudes in the girl's locker room, all of it!"

That's exactly what they are saying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 10:13 PM (39g3+)

1243 "Millenials and women will save this country"

If Jones wins, it's because of the black turnout.....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2017 10:13 PM (mc8++)

1244 1227 Posted by: Skywise at December 12, 2017 10:11 PM (858q0)

Sure and if Conservatives are dead to the GOP the GOPe will be dead within two cycles.

It'd akin to the donks saying to Blacks, "don't vote."

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 10:13 PM (SzZnW)

1245 You have to figure after this, now the Uniparty isn't going to push for just DACA Amnesty, but FULL Amnesty with Chain Migration Rights Expanded, or they'll do a shutdown.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 10:14 PM (yXU4O)

1246 "1203 If Jones wins, I guess he'll cross the aisle to vote with the GOP whenever it doesn't matter
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2017 10:08 PM (vChNs)"

Nope. He's going to go to Washington knowing that he's only got two years to live politically speaking. This seat will be back in Republican hands in 2020. He'll vote with Schumer 95% of the time. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at December 12, 2017 10:14 PM (3ufaJ)

1247 1213 1200 Every single person I talked to, those who would vote for Moore no matter what, and those who would vote democrat no matter what all agreed that Moore was at the very least creepy.

Even with it being 40 years ago, a different time, the fact he was hitting on 16 year olds by his own admission is going to be worth 10% for sure.

Take the loss in stride, pick better candidates - and don't ever let the democrats forget the kind of people they supported in the past.

Regardless - after this I'm guessing Trump moves on the DOJ/FBI corruption pretty quickly... this will all be old news in a week.
Posted by: Reality Man at December 12, 2017 10:08 PM (Ch0fq)

-----

Hey dumbass, you can't pick what you don't know.

Perhaps - but there was a tea party candidate that I'm guessing would have won soundly tonight, so there were alternatives in earlier primaries that weren't GOPe stooges or polarizing to the point where some false accusations could bring them down,

Posted by: Reality Man at December 12, 2017 10:14 PM (Ch0fq)

1248 I keep wondering if Bannon knew this stuff all along and this is really a trap to bait the DNC into a moral circular firing squad. Tons of dirt drops on the Dems shoving their ugly bits where they don't belong every month until the 2018 elections?
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston

________

More like Bannon in an idiot that brought this mess to us in order to show what a "kingmaker" he is.

Posted by: Grande at December 12, 2017 10:14 PM (uc45P)

1249
If Trump doesn't get the wall started soon then 2018 will likely turn out to be a bloodbath for the GOP.
---
The GOP congress has certainly earned it.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 10:14 PM (XQvuQ)

1250 Yep this sucks

Posted by: lousagirl at December 12, 2017 10:14 PM (PmCoA)

1251 86% In


Jones: 49.6%
Moore: 48.9%

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 10:15 PM (Enq6K)

1252 I'm really surprised it's this close. This will be the first statewide elected democrat in this century, I think. Our last Dem governor was Don Siegelman, elected in 1999.

Maybe we still had a Dem SC Justice after that, but not for long after that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 10:15 PM (WbIyz)

1253
Ingraham and Hannity were not crusading against Moore.
===




The hell they weren't.

Posted by: Johnny K. at December 12, 2017 10:15 PM (dUOAV)

1254 The Free Shit Army gets more in Welfare than I do from a Full-Time Job.

On what planet is this sustainable?

And why are idiots voting for MORE of that?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 10:15 PM (yXU4O)

1255 NYT has Jones' odds at 89%.

This truly sucks.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 10:15 PM (398bZ)

1256 1251 Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 10:15 PM (Enq6K)

"Mission Accomplished"

//Jake "Honest Abe" Tapper

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 10:15 PM (SzZnW)

1257 Don't go all wobbly on us Horde (although it looks like the fraud fix is in) -- Hillary still hasn't sung yet ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2017 10:15 PM (BiLU+)

1258 1242, no. This was a special case, this election. Alabama will remain a conservative state. And if Jones wants to be re-elected. he can't go full SJW,,,,,

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2017 10:16 PM (mc8++)

1259 CNN reporting that Selma came in.

49.3% Moore 49.1% Jones, 86% in

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 10:16 PM (gYAkw)

1260 Ooops....back to tied

49.2%

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 10:16 PM (Enq6K)

1261 but there was a tea party candidate that I'm guessing would have won soundly tonight

What's to stop the Washington Post from drumming something bizarre up about him? Or the next candidate? Or all of them? All it takes is a few stories, sinister sounding insinuations, and something out of their past that can be misinterpreted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 10:16 PM (39g3+)

1262 GOP wants to lose in 2018.

And Wolf Blitzer just came in his pants.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 10:16 PM (g4lFK)

1263 God help you if you are a male in the United States.


Welcome to "No Evidence Required" America.



Posted by: Johnny K. at December 12, 2017 10:17 PM (dUOAV)

1264 CNN says Jones now ahead 553,935 - 553,118, 87% in

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 10:17 PM (gYAkw)

1265 No need for impeachment. ALABAMA just nullified the 2016 election.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 12, 2017 10:17 PM (LS9kh)

1266 "1244 Sure and if Conservatives are dead to the GOP the GOPe will be dead within two cycles.

It'd akin to the donks saying to Blacks, "don't vote."

---
Nope. The GOPe has demonstrated that they are perfectly happy with minority control in the houses and the Dems are happy to give it to them to keep the illusion of democracy up - in fact they prefer it that way and they'll happily keep that. Eventually they might lose total control.. maybe... But McCain and McConnell will be dead and already have their legacies established.

As I've said elsewhere - it's time for a new political party.

Posted by: Skywise at December 12, 2017 10:17 PM (858q0)

1267 1262 GOP wants to lose in 2018.

And Wolf Blitzer just came in his pants.
Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 10:16 PM (g4lFK)

I just hope McVain doesn't serve long enough to be the deciding vote to Impeach.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 10:17 PM (yXU4O)

1268 Well, the media got their scalp. They waited until the choice was a pedo or a Democrat, and they achieved their goal. This was the plan for the Access Hollywood tape for Trump but it didn't work out because Trump is a dynamic figure and Moore is not. This will be their playbook for every Republican candidate, a propaganda boon and a fundraising bonanza for the commies.

Posted by: crrr6 (hotair refugee) at December 12, 2017 10:17 PM (f23HZ)

1269 Current "Senate Rules", lets call them "laws", do not allow what you suggest and apparently hope for.

Could they vote to change them? Sure.

Very unlikely scenario though, given the situation.

Delusion must be a fun pass time, but is not helpful in RW scenarios.

Be well, I am done with this topic with you.

Posted by: Side draft at December 12, 2017 10:08 PM (ohP/V)

++++

In the real world, we understand the difference between a law and a rule. They are different things, so we have different words for them. A Senate rule can be changed by the Senate alone. They don't need to run it be the House or POTUS. They just change it, as they did for Gorsuch.

They will send Moore to ethics, assuming he gets elected.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2017 10:17 PM (pvjTE)

1270 NOOD

Ace on texts. Not ONT.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 12, 2017 10:18 PM (HiDrR)

1271 Roy Moore
Al Franken
John McCain
Lil' Dibbie Stabenaw
Susan Collins
Gary Peters
Bernie Sanders
Ted Kennedy

Why, it's almost like the Founders had a good reason not to elect Senators by popular vote.

Damn shame they didn't write that down somewhere

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 12, 2017 10:18 PM (KCxzN)

1272 140 votes apart according to FBN now.


Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 10:12 PM (XQvuQ)
So no one has won yet?

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 10:18 PM (FTXAT)

1273 FBN just called it for Jones

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 10:18 PM (XQvuQ)

1274 Game over, man ... Hillary is singing.

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2017 10:18 PM (BiLU+)

1275 1151 Aaaaaaaaaand it's gone.

Moore's "lead", that is.
-----------
Damn it to Kek, I go away for an hour and Alabama goes Blue. *facepalm* I guess it will be close, one way or another. BTW, to all the GOPe guys who wrote checks to the Democrat to spite Moore, fuck you very much!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 10:18 PM (W+kMI)

1276 FBN calling it for Jones.

Posted by: Optimizer at December 12, 2017 10:18 PM (EnK/R)

1277 56% Moore 42% Jones with about 1/2 precincts reporting, 23 of 67.

Thanks Cory and all the horde for the prayers and thanks Slap for including me on the list.

Even with my own seeking employment problems, I am blessed given my horde brethrens problems in their their own lives. My problem pales in comparison to theirs.

God bless us all and as the Grinch cartoon taught us Christmas still comes whether we have everything or whether we have nothing.. but Christmas still arrives no matter what.

Merry Christmas to all you all morons and moronettes. And to all...a good night!



Posted by: Alf767 at December 12, 2017 10:19 PM (wIl1K)

1278 I think with Jones winning, the Democrats are going to stop with the sexual harassment bullshit. They got their scalp--Moore. It served their purpose.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2017 10:19 PM (mc8++)

1279 Both these candidates are trash. Apparently, the baby killing extremist didnt smell as bad as the baby dating nutjob who road a horse to the polls today. SMH.

Pretty much a guarantee though that every republican candidate from here on out will have an accusation of sexual assault or rape or pedophile as am anchor around their neck moving forward. Its apparently effective, and doesnt need to necessarily be true. What would ever be done to the accuser? Nothing. Heres a fat paycheck from the DNC, now go sip Mahtais in Cancun, and thanks for the help! Girls will be lining up for the paychecks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2017 10:19 PM (pUDQf)

1280 I think it's fair to judge the voters of Alabama now.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 10:19 PM (XQvuQ)

1281 too soon to blame the Russians?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2017 10:19 PM (vChNs)

1282 Even if the Senate could impeach- and throwing 2018 might result in a Bannon GOP before getting a two thirds majority- I don't think the President would go peacefully.

And he shouldn't.

Posted by: trev006 at December 12, 2017 10:19 PM (jRA31)

1283 1278 I think with Jones winning, the Democrats are going to stop with the sexual harassment bullshit. They got their scalp--Moore. It served their purpose.
---

Nope, they're going after Trump now - this isn't over by a long shot.

Posted by: Skywise at December 12, 2017 10:20 PM (858q0)

1284 FBN calls it for Jones.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 10:20 PM (Enq6K)

1285 GOP voters stayed home, it can be corrected next time round (2020?)

Posted by: potadas at December 12, 2017 10:20 PM (Nv1fr)

1286 Nothing to do but watch the Sec of State. Also of not is the write in vote is what is keeping it close. Thanks to the GOPe turds and Roy, he is a bit of a wack job also and that is no help.

Posted by: The Garbone at December 12, 2017 10:20 PM (9dH/8)

1287 FOX calling it.

Fuck.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 12, 2017 10:20 PM (Wtll+)

1288 man ALA coming up tiny.
first the Recusing AG, now an Abortionist to the Senate

Posted by: some friggin dope at December 12, 2017 10:20 PM (6OUNd)

1289 Baby dating? I swear people are idiots.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 10:20 PM (39g3+)

1290 1278 I think with Jones winning, the Democrats are going to stop with the sexual harassment bullshit. They got their scalp--Moore. It served their purpose.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2017 10:19 PM (mc8++)


Bad news for Wanken. If Moore loses, he's toast.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 10:20 PM (YqDXo)

1291 The 19th Amendment brought us
this nightmare


Welcome to America: "No Evidence Required: And Pray That Our Gossip Is In Your Favor"

Posted by: Johnny K. at December 12, 2017 10:21 PM (dUOAV)

1292 You folks do realize that most of the people in this country could give a rat's ass about this election.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2017 10:21 PM (mc8++)

1293 No need to thank us now.

Posted by: Smears R Us at December 12, 2017 10:21 PM (YqDXo)

1294 There are a lot of really stupid people in this country...and they vote.

Posted by: Not a Stupid RINO at December 12, 2017 10:21 PM (JjwF2)

1295 1278---hahahaha!
you were joking right

Posted by: some friggin dope at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (6OUNd)

1296 Bad news for Wanken. If Moore loses, he's toast.


He will just be replaced with a smarter Democrat, so no help.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (WbIyz)

1297 Jones won?

Fuck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (YqDXo)

1298 This got franken and conyers, franken's seat is in play if he actually resigns.

Posted by: potadas at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (Nv1fr)

1299 1280 I think it's fair to judge the voters of Alabama now.
Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 10:19 PM (XQvuQ)

Youre going to blame people who were inundated with non-stop media blitz accusing Moore of molesting children? Okay.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (pUDQf)

1300 1292 You folks do realize that most of the people in this country could give a rat's ass about this election.
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You DO realize that most people in this country don't even understand how the government works or why this election was important.

Certainly the Alabama GOP people didn't but the DNC's GOTV funded with Soros dollars did.

Posted by: Skywise at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (858q0)

1301
That's exactly what they are saying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 10:13 PM (39g3+)

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Personally I am at the point where if it comes down to gun rights vs. raising taxes on the super rich...I will support taxing the super rich.

Why are we defending a class of people who have sold us out time and again?

Might as well get some goodies and keep my guns and rights. That is going to be a winning argument in the near future.

Posted by: William Eaton at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (MuTTO)

1302 1292 You folks do realize that most of the people in this country could give a rat's ass about this election.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2017 10:21 PM (mc8++)

Not true. I'm in PA, and EVERY LAST WOMAN in my office is going to be dancing at their desks over this.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (yXU4O)

1303 I get to pick all of the future senate candidates
Fuck you very much,

Mitch the bitch

Posted by: sofa saver at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (4u7kU)

1304 Take a bow, Gloria Allred.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (YqDXo)

1305 NYT has a Jones win at over 95% likely.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (398bZ)

1306 "Millenials and women will save this country"

If by "save" you mean "turn into a Third World shithole", then yes.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (sdi6R)

1307 1285 Posted by: potadas at December 12, 2017 10:20 PM (Nv1fr)

Why?

I think next cycle the people who were willing to win now should sit it out.

"Moral Perfection My Asshole"

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (SzZnW)

1308 Drudge calls it for Jones. ::puke::

Posted by: willy at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (puf6g)

1309 DD just called it for Jones

Posted by: PabloD at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (/7J2j)

1310 The CNN analyst says the suburbs were a big cause of the shift, swinging from 70% Trump to 55% Moore. Same thing happened in VA.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (gYAkw)

1311 Well if the media was correct yesterday that a Moore victory would really be a "loss" for the GOP, shouldn't we be celebrating? I mean, we won, right???

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (mc8++)

1312 Well, Alabama is now represented by a pro baby killing, pro illeagal immigrant, gun control nut job.

WTF Alabama!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at December 12, 2017 10:24 PM (Wtll+)

1313 What's the recount threshold in AL?

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 12, 2017 10:24 PM (IAAMr)

1314 Well if the media was correct yesterday that a Moore victory would really be a "loss" for the GOP, shouldn't we be celebrating? I mean, we won, right???

A loss for Moore is also a loss for the GOP.

Get with the narative.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 10:24 PM (WbIyz)

1315 1217 The only reason these RINOs pretend to care about some 40 year old he said/she said is because what they actually wish for is another D in Washington to impede Trump's agenda.

It takes far less incentives(bribes) and political capital to shave away 2 R votes than 3, and it's one less squishy that loses their cover on close votes.

...

Posted by: Sjg at December 12, 2017 10:10 PM (gDSJf)


Add that to the list of blindingly obvious "revelations" this week. The Hillary investigation was a sham. The Mueller investigation is a corrupt coup attempt (destined for failure).

The GOPe - and their mouthpiece, NR - left no doubt about they're being a bunch of frauds who don't really stand for what they say they stand for, and surrender to the Dem media propaganda faster than than a Frenchman, or even an Iraqi. Like Obama betraying America and its allies, it's always been because they're really on THE OTHER SIDE.

Posted by: Optimizer at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (EnK/R)

1316 1308 Drudge calls it for Jones. ::puke::
Posted by: willy at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (puf6g)

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He can now go watch some gay porn...or whatever gets him off.

Posted by: William Eaton at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (MuTTO)

1317 Nope they are going after President Trump next dont mess with the uniparty
Shame on Alabama
Kick their asses Clemson

Posted by: lousagirl at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (PmCoA)

1318 GOP voters stayed home, it can be corrected next time round (2020?)
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Yeah, and the proscribed correction will once again be 'choose the leftmost candidate in the GOP primary', with entirely predictable results.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (XQvuQ)

1319 I would say what would be real justice right now would be if two republican senators flip, taking control from Mitch. However, I'm not sure if that is exactly what he wants.

Posted by: sofa saver at December 12, 2017 10:25 PM (4u7kU)

1320 So we have a GOPe fossil and a Soros-backed Schumer clone as Senators.

Fucking great.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 10:26 PM (398bZ)

1321 CNN calls it for Jones.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 10:26 PM (gYAkw)

1322 1301 Personally I am at the point where if it comes down to gun rights vs. raising taxes on the super rich...I will support taxing the super rich.

Why are we defending a class of people who have sold us out time and again?

Might as well get some goodies and keep my guns and rights. That is going to be a winning argument in the near future.
Posted by: William Eaton at December 12, 2017 10:22 PM (MuTTO)

You're going to see more and more of this the more that Steyer, Buffett, Bezos, Musk, and Zuckerfuck run their mouths.

Nobody's going to feel bad about changing the laws so they can't hide all of their billions in "foundations" anymore, when they keep pushing for turning us into a third-world tinpot dictatorship.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 10:26 PM (yXU4O)

1323 There are a lot of really stupid people in this country...and they vote.
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That's the inevitable consequence of universal sufferage.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 10:26 PM (XQvuQ)

1324 0.5% margin of victory the losing candidate can request a recount

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 12, 2017 10:26 PM (IAAMr)

1325 1313 What's the recount threshold in AL?
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No more than 0.5 percent of all votes cast for the office. That means the recount threshold will be a margin of somewhere between 5,000

Posted by: jrg at December 12, 2017 10:27 PM (z7fkn)

1326 You've been played, Alabama, and now you and the whole country are gonna pay for it.

Posted by: Optimizer at December 12, 2017 10:27 PM (EnK/R)

1327 I'm usually a pessimist, but maybe this is good in a way. Moore won't be a lightning rod. I mean, let's face it--the ten-gallon hat ( which the media loves to show) doesn't play well.....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2017 10:27 PM (mc8++)

1328 Not like the GOP was going to let Moore in anyway. They already had contingency plans to not seat him. Winning the election would just have been the start of Moores problems.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2017 10:27 PM (pUDQf)

1329 Well that sucks

Posted by: conservativechick at December 12, 2017 10:27 PM (MAK6g)

1330 "Millenials and women will save this country"

Based on their contributions so far? Bupkis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 10:27 PM (YqDXo)

1331 Will Jones have to watch his ass like Manchin? I think he will if he wants to remain a senator.

Posted by: davedavdavarf at December 12, 2017 10:27 PM (BLayO)

1332 And the yearbook signature was a fake...

Posted by: Skywise at December 12, 2017 10:28 PM (858q0)

1333 1327 I'm usually a pessimist, but maybe this is good in a way. Moore won't be a lightning rod. I mean, let's face it--the ten-gallon hat ( which the media loves to show) doesn't play well.....
Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2017 10:27 PM (mc8++)

All it takes is one person to flip and Schumer is Majority Leader.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 10:28 PM (yXU4O)

1334 If you are a conservative in Alabama and didn't vote then you need to keep your fucking mouth shut for the next two years.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 12, 2017 10:28 PM (AZD0r)

1335 1313 What's the recount threshold in AL?
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No more than 0.5
percent of all votes cast for the office.

Posted by: jrg at December 12, 2017 10:29 PM (z7fkn)

1336 Youre going to blame people who were inundated with non-stop media blitz accusing Moore of molesting children? Okay.
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Yes.

They are worthless sheep.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 10:29 PM (XQvuQ)

1337 1333 Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 10:28 PM (yXU4O)

How ya doin?

//Jeff Flake

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 10:29 PM (SzZnW)

1338 Will Jones have to watch his ass like Manchin? I think he will if he wants to remain a senator.


Two years and out.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 10:29 PM (WbIyz)

1339 Certainly the Alabama GOP people didn't but the DNC's GOTV funded with Soros dollars did.

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Lot of truth in this. Was there any GOP voter effort?

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 10:29 PM (LnOh3)

1340 Realistically, from here on out, no presumption of innocence of any Red. The slightest whiff of allegation and we demand impalement.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 10:29 PM (YqDXo)

1341 CNN reporting 49.7% Jones, 48.6% Moore, 91% in
"This is a huge defeat for President Trump."

Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 12, 2017 10:30 PM (gYAkw)

1342 1337 1333 Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 10:28 PM (yXU4O)

How ya doin?

//Jeff Flake
Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 10:29 PM (SzZnW)

At least I don't believe in magic underpants.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 10:30 PM (yXU4O)

1343 I hope Alabama is going to be proud of becoming a Democrat state. I thought they were strongly Republican. My bad.

Posted by: AnnaS at December 12, 2017 10:30 PM (l4l/z)

1344 Romney, Flake, McCain and McConnell high-fiving right now.

Posted by: Skywise at December 12, 2017 10:31 PM (858q0)

1345 1338 Will Jones have to watch his ass like Manchin? I think he will if he wants to remain a senator.


Two years and out.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 10:29 PM (WbIyz)

They're going to press their advantage for Full Amnesty, and once that happens, Permanent D Control Everywhere.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 10:31 PM (yXU4O)

1346 With 57 0f 67 counties reporting, Alabama Sec of State has Jones ahead by 9,000 or so.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 10:31 PM (FTXAT)

1347 All it takes is one person to flip and Schumer is Majority Leader.

Two. One flip will make it 50-50, after the new year.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 10:31 PM (WbIyz)

1348 This just in: Gloria Allred has, in an admission against interest, claimed that she has a copy of the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" that is totes authentic, but she refuses to let anyone validate it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 10:31 PM (YqDXo)

1349 I am furious. The only way a dem could win here is to f'ing steal it with their fake allegations and cooperation from the gope and soros. They f'ing robbed us of our representation. Btw, Jones is on his 3rd marriage, but hid all his skeletons, and dems protect their own. So pissed.

Posted by: Chelle at December 12, 2017 10:31 PM (QG9T0)

1350 At least we won't get the shitshow of the GOPe refusing to seat Moore--

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (mc8++)

1351 Interesting! It was not a huge defeat for Trump! He endorsed the other Republican.

Taylor, have you read the Foundation? Trump is the fucking Mule.

Posted by: davedavdavarf at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (BLayO)

1352 1342 Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 10:30 PM (yXU4O)

I don't believe in wearing ANY pants.....and I am STILL A SENATOR!

//Al Franken

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (SzZnW)

1353 1336 Youre going to blame people who were inundated with non-stop media blitz accusing Moore of molesting children? Okay.
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Yes.

They are worthless sheep.
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Are sheep that stupid?

Posted by: Not a Stupid RINO at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (JjwF2)

1354 1328 Not like the GOP was going to let Moore in anyway. They already had contingency plans to not seat him. Winning the election would just have been the start of Moores problems.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2017 10:27 PM (pUDQf)

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Now we can have -

A Leftist vote from Alabama in the Senate
A potential impeachment of Trump
A new invigorated media
A GOP back firmly under the control of "e".

And for what? It would have been better if Moore won they they kicked him out...this is worse, much worse.

Posted by: William Eaton at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (MuTTO)

1355 1304 Take a bow, Gloria Allred.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 10:23 PM (YqDXo)

Moore said he would sue these accusers if he won or lost.

He's going to have a lot of time to dedicate to his lawsuit now.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (AZD0r)

1356 I hope Alabama is going to be proud of becoming a Democrat state. I thought they were strongly Republican. My bad.

Geez. One election this Century. Tough crowd. You must all live on Oklahoma or something.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (WbIyz)

1357 Well, I'll be f*cked. I go away for a while come back and you guys f*cked this whole thing up.


So the suburbs have gone blue ~ the suburbs have gotten very, very stupid.. The cities do NOT like you. They want you destroyed and, before that, they want you to give them every last dollar that you have, and your children.

And I still think everything that was raised against Moore was a lie.

Oh well ~ the voters of Alabama deserve to get the government they voted for ~ and they deserve to get it good and hard. Enjoy high taxes, trannies in your daughter's bathrooms and a Mexican national taking your job . . . and your kids'. En~fucking~joy.

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 10:33 PM (0YSzp)

1358 1353 Are sheep that stupid?
Posted by: Not a Stupid RINO at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (JjwF2)

Sheep are related to goats, and goats let Muslims fuck them.

So take that as you will.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 10:33 PM (yXU4O)

1359 I hope Alabama is going to be proud of becoming a Democrat state. I thought they were strongly Republican. My bad.
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Hey I'm sure they can tell themselves they stood by their principles or something.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 10:33 PM (XQvuQ)

1360 Now Moore down about 21,000

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 10:33 PM (FTXAT)

1361 The lesson of this election, Jones successfully hid his connection to the national Democrats. The people of Alabama will suffer for 4 years (unexpired Sessions term).

Time to put everything we have into the mid terms to keep the house and get closer to 60 in the senate. We need to work to replace Flake and that other douche from TN with constitutional conservatives.

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 12, 2017 10:33 PM (IAAMr)

1362 I never had a problem with Luther Strange's voting record. His being buddies with McConnell was a major negative... though not as much as Moore's cradle robbing.

Really wantes this seat as a leason to the smear merchants. At least now Bannon and Moore can fund fraud charges against Bev Nelson?

Ha, I can dream.

Posted by: trev006 at December 12, 2017 10:34 PM (jRA31)

1363 1354 Now we can have -

A Leftist vote from Alabama in the Senate
A potential impeachment of Trump
A new invigorated media
A GOP back firmly under the control of "e".

And for what? It would have been better if Moore won they they kicked him out...this is worse, much worse.
Posted by: William Eaton at December 12, 2017 10:32 PM (MuTTO)

You forgot Full Gang-of-8 Amnesty.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 10:34 PM (yXU4O)

1364 Let's do a little math here.

Moore "saying Familes were stronger during slavery "

vs

Jones: actual dead babies and body part sales

Bloody fuckin hell.


America is now run by Title IX and estrogen.

Posted by: Johnny K. at December 12, 2017 10:34 PM (sNwPN)

1365 1353 1336 Youre going to blame people who were inundated with non-stop media blitz accusing Moore of molesting children? Okay.

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If you are a conservative Republican in Alabama and you did not vote for Moore then you should be horsewhipped for being one stupid fucker.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 12, 2017 10:34 PM (AZD0r)

1366 Bannon needs to use this as a learning tool.

He needs to build a GOTV effort because you can guarantee the RNC will not help anyone they deem insufficiently establishment.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 10:34 PM (LnOh3)

1367 Jake Tapper sez child abuser Roy Moore will be held around Trump's neck in 2020. Unreal.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 10:35 PM (g4lFK)

1368 Moore got the Romney treatment, people stayed home on voting day, the drama was a bit too much, accusations everywhere and him denying everything. Had he said he is a changed man, that he is not who he was 40 years on...

Posted by: potadas at December 12, 2017 10:35 PM (Nv1fr)

1369 Moore said he would sue these accusers if he won or lost.



He's going to have a lot of time to dedicate to his lawsuit now.
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I hope he publicly and utterly destroys their lives.

That's pretty much the only thing that could make this scam less likely in the future.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 10:36 PM (XQvuQ)

1370 Guys cut it with the gloom and doom... amnesty is not going to be passed even the Senate flips. The House is still R.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 10:36 PM (FTXAT)

Exit Polls: Voters Split On Whether Roy Moore's Accusers Are Telling the Truth, But 55% Say It's a "Minor" Factor or Not a Factor In Their Decision


The partisan split among those showing up to vote today is Democrat 37%, Republican 46%, Independent 20%. This sounds a bit bad to me -- I'd expect the Republican affiliation to be higher, if Moore was going to win. I know that many people in the south still claim to be nominally Democrat or Independent while voting Republican, but still, I'd think this should be higher, were Moore going to win:


The "abortion illegal" number also seems low to me. You can't trust exit polls much, especially with a candidate perceived as disapproved by the media, but these polls don't look good to me for Moore.

Posted by: Ace at 07:14 PM




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1 Wut?

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 07:11 PM (14URa)

2 Which allegations? That he dated some teenagers, or that he assaulted one and might have known another that became an aspiring forger?

Posted by: OCBill at December 12, 2017 07:12 PM (df+Zi)

3 horde notified of new thread.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 07:12 PM (ILitO)

4 It's gonna be an early evening.

Posted by: lizabth at December 12, 2017 07:12 PM (p0fBx)

5 "Minor" factor.

ISWYDT

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (r9UYA)

6 Meh, I'm still saying it'll be 10-15% margin of victory for Moore.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (pFSBP)

7 if Moore loses, will Trump have to resign?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (ILitO)

8 Go go Moore

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at December 12, 2017 07:14 PM (hMwEB)

9 Which allegations? That he dated some teenagers, or that he assaulted one and might have known another that became an aspiring forger?
Posted by: OCBill at December 12, 2017 07:12 PM (df+Zi)

The sexual misconduct allegations.
Don't you ever watch the news?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2017 07:14 PM (Eu5eZ)

10 I dunno if Moore will win, but I expect a narrow victory when all the fraudin' is done. Wide enough to cut off the recount calls, but narrow.

As for the party affiliation, not a concern. Not only is it like ace said (lots of Democrat registrations in the south but voting Republican) but Trump swept the state massively despite huge black turnout. Or, perhaps, because of it. And I strongly doubt that culturally, Alabama blacks are particularly concerned about a 30 year old man dating 16 year olds.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:14 PM (39g3+)

11 if Moore loses, will Trump have to resign?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (ILitO)

per the MFM? You betcha!

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2017 07:14 PM (1Oy/Q)

12 We all know that exit polls are infallible. Going to be an early night.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:15 PM (BoMuO)

13 The accusations against Moore have all fallen apart when examined -- not credible.

Even if Moore wins, so much damage was done with a few flimsy lies that they'll be back with more -- it's now a proven technique. In the absence of slander suits and disbarment for Gloria Allred and her ilk, what's the downside?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 07:15 PM (h3OTG)

14 Y'all did see that a Judge stayed the ruling that the polls had to save their data didn't you? They ruled they do not have to save the results.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 07:15 PM (xInes)

15 I recall a little over year ago when the vast majority of the exit polls had hillary a lock up for the win and everyone was telling Trump to pull out his concession speech?

Just sayin......

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 07:15 PM (+Dllb)

16 So will Jerry Seinfeld's candidate, Roy Moore, pull it out?

Roy was only 32 marrying a 17 year old, Jerry was 39. And they had been dating over a year, so that makes her 16.

And no, Jerry did not do 12 years in 'Nam.


But hey, Hollywood......................

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 07:16 PM (UsCnO)

17 Exit Polling Exit Trolling

FIFY

Posted by: H. Solo at December 12, 2017 07:16 PM (EzdLW)

18 I think these exit polls are all hooey. Moore by 10.

Why it's not 90 in Alabama I'll never understand.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 07:16 PM (r9UYA)

19 by the way, Keith Olbermann is still a twat.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 07:16 PM (ILitO)

20 if Moore loses, will Trump have to resign?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (ILitO)


And then Hillary automatically becomes president. It's in the bible or something, look it up.

I wouldn't worry, though, Rudy Ray Moore never loses.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 12, 2017 07:16 PM (y87Qq)

21 Seems to me that in a deep red state if most people are ignoring the sex stuff then Moore has it in the bag. Only if it is a big concern would it spell trouble for Moore.

Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2017 07:16 PM (HDMVB)

22 Abortion numbers look good. They vote single issue. If that holds, Moore wins by 54%.

The only number that concerns me is the ind vote. Does AL allow ind to vote in either primary? If so they are a lot of democrats register as ind.

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 07:16 PM (sqE59)

23 Any word about voter fraud?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 07:16 PM (h3OTG)

24 So... Gonna be an early night then?

Mehopes that he wins over the margin of fraud.

Posted by: Mordineus at December 12, 2017 07:17 PM (cYvz+)

25
Yes, if Moore loses, Trump will have to resign because voters said NO to sexual misconduct.

And, yes, if Moore wins, Trump will have to resign because Trump is "normalizing" sexual misconduct.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 07:17 PM (LATmp)

26 all of those numbers seem to favor Moore, why the hand-wringing?

Posted by: Shoey at December 12, 2017 07:17 PM (bBE6d)

27 Moore is just like all of those other well known Republicans in power who have gone down in the past few weeks because they assault women.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:18 PM (BoMuO)

28 Counting margin of fraud, Moore +2.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 07:18 PM (klIx0)

29 Any word about voter fraud?


Not if we can help it

Posted by: The Dems at December 12, 2017 07:18 PM (EzdLW)

30 Fappers and rappers! Here comes the Judge!

youtube.com/watch?v=DvMBxlu62c0

Posted by: Judge Pigmeat at December 12, 2017 07:18 PM (A1FgP)

31 "Also. We'd like to thanks our Dear Friends, the Jews!"

Posted by: Mrs Roy Moore at December 12, 2017 07:18 PM (RzgQJ)

32 40 years ago. Only remembered once Moore couldn't be replaced by the GOP. The forger's stepson says she is a liar and he is voting for Moore.

I am calling bullsqueeze.

Posted by: DavidM at December 12, 2017 07:18 PM (LC5tJ)

33 17
Exit Polling Exit Trolling



FIFY

Posted by: H. Solo at December 12, 2017 07:16 PM (EzdLW)

Now that is what I call expertise.
It wasn't "entrance trolling" for a reason.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 07:18 PM (UsCnO)

34 >> Abortion numbers look good.


It is our Busy Season!

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at December 12, 2017 07:19 PM (RzgQJ)

35 The only exit poll that matters is what percentage of the dead still on the voter lists voted for Jones.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2017 07:19 PM (EoRCO)

36 The accusations against Moore have all fallen apart when examined -- not credible.


There's only one accusation that might be true, or might not. The girl who says she was 14 when he tried a sexual move on her. There are some very minor inconsistencies in her story, but after nearly 40 years you'd expect that.

But there's no evidence, and no supporting data. Just her word. He denies it. So what's that leave us with? Are we to simply assume he's a bad guy because a leftist newspaper prints a story meant to derail him? I don't think it will resonate with voters. But we'll see.

If he did what he's accused of with her, yeah the guy is scum. But I'm not going to simply believe her because she said it to the Washington Post a few weeks before the election and nothing at all for almost 4 decades before that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:20 PM (39g3+)

37 It is our Busy Season!

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at December 12, 2017 07:19 PM (RzgQJ)

More tissues more bonuses!

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 07:20 PM (sqE59)

38 Moore is just like all of those other well known Republicans in power who have gone down in the past few weeks because they assault women.

Oh, yeah. I heard about that. Didn't a bunch of Republican Senators and Congressmen have to resign because they sexually harassed their secretaries!

Oh, I know! They even paid them off to keep them quiet!


Conversations in Starbucks, every day.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:20 PM (BoMuO)

39 Roy will be along anytime to accept his Senate seat.

..he just had to stop by the Mall and grab a few things.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 07:20 PM (RzgQJ)

40 If Moore loses, I get to be the judge-person at Trump's Racist Sexist Homophobic Xenophobic Evil Nazi Harasser trial who bangs the giant gavel at the end and shouts "GUILTY!!".

Posted by: Joyless Behar at December 12, 2017 07:21 PM (t3F5b)

41 AL has a weird way of handling absentee ballots.

Absentees are counted only if their number exceeds the margin of victory in the election.

So if a candidate wins by 10,000 votes, absentee ballots are counted only if there are more than 10,000 of them.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 07:21 PM (398bZ)

42 How willing are Trump voters/ Republican voters / conservative voters / evangelical voters, et al, to answer questions from some dweeb conducting an exit poll? Doesn't past experience show they don't want to talk to exit pollsters?

Posted by: H. Solo at December 12, 2017 07:21 PM (EzdLW)

43 Roy will be along anytime to accept his Senate seat.

..he just had to stop by the Mall and grab a few things.

==

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 07:21 PM (QC/4S)

44 Is there any reason that Sessions himself can't just conduct an investigate into Ohr? Why the need for Sessions to appoint a special prosecutor?

Plus, isn't the IG report due before the end of the year?

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 07:21 PM (Enq6K)

45 Senate Republicans will meet tomorrow morning to discuss next steps if Roy Moore wins tonight, multiple sources tell @LACaldwellDC and me.

Will need to discuss:
1) Ethics Investigation
2) Whether to include him in GOP policy discussions
3) Whether to seat him on cmtes

Suckers of the barbed cock they are.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 07:21 PM (r9UYA)

46 I will point out exit pollsters can only talk to people who will talk to them. I would imagine that many conservatives would not spit on the press if they were on fire so would likely be loath to talk to exit pollsters working for news organizations. Point is, their results are likely biased by participation.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 07:22 PM (FTXAT)

47 If he did what he's accused of with her, yeah the
guy is scum. But I'm not going to simply believe her because she said
it to the Washington Post a few weeks before the election and nothing at
all for almost 4 decades before that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:20 PM (39g3+)

More suspiciously, they never came out in the 40 years Moore has run for office before?
Why?

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 07:22 PM (sqE59)

48 Y'all did see that a Judge stayed the ruling that the polls had to save their data didn't you? They ruled they do not have to save the results.
Posted by: CSMBigBird


They have to save the normal paper ballots. Dems wanted them to have to save electronic results. Problem is, not all are electronic.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 07:22 PM (rXkis)

49 Abortion numbers look good.
It is our Busy Season!

Posted by: Planned Parenthood


Nothing else quite brings out the festive mood like a good D and C!

Posted by: Cecil Richards at December 12, 2017 07:22 PM (Tyii7)

50 There's only one accusation that might be true, or might not. The girl who says she was 14 when he tried a sexual move on her. There are some very minor inconsistencies in her story, but after nearly 40 years you'd expect that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:20 PM (39g3+)

---

I recall the inconsistencies were more than minor, e.g. called her on her bedroom phone and she did not have one.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 07:23 PM (h3OTG)

51 22 Abortion numbers look good. They vote single issue. If that holds, Moore wins by 54%.

The only number that concerns me is the ind vote. Does AL allow ind to vote in either primary? If so they are a lot of democrats register as ind.

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 07:16 PM (sqE59)

George et al,

In the state of Alabama, only those voters registered with a party may participate in its primary.

Posted by: Unwilling Participant at December 12, 2017 07:23 PM (YJvPy)

52 There'll be thousands of last-minute extra votes, showing Al Franken scratched-out and Doug Jones written-in, found in car trunks ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2017 07:23 PM (BiLU+)

53 Any word about voter fraud?

No, some squeeing about voter intimidation like police officers showing up at polls and claiming DMVs were shutting down in black areas the day before the election. Like there was gonna be this huge rush of people trying to get ID at the last minute because you know those negroes don't have ID like decent white people, er I mean my fellow leftist colleagues at the news channel.

Seriously how racist do you have to be to think blacks don't have ID or know how to get it ahead of time? I mean... how do they think people drive or function in the modern world? Just because they are black doesn't mean they're living in a share cropper hut picking cotton and humming old timey gospel songs until the election comes along.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:23 PM (39g3+)

54 Right Wing registered Independent in the South checking in. This is very common down here.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 07:23 PM (g4lFK)

55 Huh. Interesting but I still think and hope Moore wins.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 07:23 PM (XA2IV)

56 Trump endorsed Moore. Therefore, if Moore loses, it is a complete repudiation of the entire Trump agenda, and he should just do whatever Chuck Schumer wants from here on out, or resign and appoint Hillary president for life.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:23 PM (BoMuO)

57 If he did what he's accused of with her, yeah the guy is scum. But I'm not going to simply believe her because she said it to the Washington Post a few weeks before the election and nothing at all for almost 4 decades before that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:20 PM (39g3+)

Not to mention that Luther Strange said they never heard one word of anything about this during the primary. Nada. Zilch. And they looked for anything to help them.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 07:23 PM (Enq6K)

58 Right Wing registered Independent in the South checking in. This is very common down here.
Posted by: Monk

==

what is, er..Monk

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 07:24 PM (QC/4S)

59 I wouldn't worry, though, Rudy Ray Moore never loses.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 12, 2017 07:16 PM (y87Qq)

Dolemite in Da House!

That Jones is a rat soup eating Mofo.....Can Ya Dig It?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2017 07:24 PM (EoRCO)

60 14 year olds?

What the hell is wrong with Moore?

I don't date older women.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 12, 2017 07:24 PM (UsCnO)

61 Senate Republicans will meet tomorrow morning to discuss next steps if Roy Moore wins tonight, multiple sources tell @LACaldwellDC and me.

Will need to discuss:
1) Ethics Investigation
2) Whether to include him in GOP policy discussions
3) Whether to seat him on cmtes

Suckers of the barbed cock they are.
Posted by: Under Fire


Ethics investigation for shit that happened 40 years ago?

As a taxpayer, I demand an ethics investigation into EVERY swinging dick that used the slush fund to pay off sexual abuse claims currently.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 07:24 PM (rXkis)

62 it is infuriating to have the democrats' opening character assassination move to be a kill shot on a safe seat.

Posted by: porg herder at December 12, 2017 07:24 PM (TlvUt)

63 Voter ID FTW!

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 07:24 PM (r9UYA)

64 Ready Roy?

I was born ready!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 12, 2017 07:24 PM (QLvwG)

65 46 I will point out exit pollsters can only talk to people who will talk to them. I would imagine that many conservatives would not spit on the press if they were on fire so would likely be loath to talk to exit pollsters working for news organizations. Point is, their results are likely biased by participation.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 07:22 PM (FTXAT)

There is that. I wouldn't say a word to an idiot with a microphone. In a perfect world, I'd be making them eat it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 07:24 PM (4ErVI)

66 >>Rudy Ray Moore never loses.


I have a copy of 'This Ain't No White Christmas' on white vinyl.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 07:25 PM (RzgQJ)

67 Independent usually means tea party republican disgusted with the GOPe. So, really the turnout is 37% Dem, 63% Rep.

Posted by: Al Gore's Turgid Chakra at December 12, 2017 07:25 PM (rXZX0)

68 How willing are Trump voters/ Republican voters / conservative voters /
evangelical voters, et al, to answer questions from some dweeb
conducting an exit poll? Doesn't past experience show they don't want to
talk to exit pollsters?
--

Our polls might possibly have been somewhat inaccurate in the past, but now, we're spot on.

Spot.
On.
Folks.

In fact, there is a 120% Roy Moore is going to lose and lose big. Guaranteed.

Posted by: CNN/MSNBC/Liberals Everywhere at December 12, 2017 07:25 PM (aT+Bx)

69 it's probably doubly infuriating for the GOP to be the democrats' hit squad on the follow up ... the investigation of shit what never happened.

Posted by: porg herder at December 12, 2017 07:25 PM (TlvUt)

70 Seriously how racist do you have to be to think blacks don't have ID or know how to get it ahead of time?



No, no, no. I'm not racist, I'm just saying what the Republicans are thinking. Stupid racist republicans.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:25 PM (BoMuO)

71 not for nothing tho, I ain't never seen no poller.

Posted by: porg herder at December 12, 2017 07:26 PM (TlvUt)

72 I recall the inconsistencies were more than minor, e.g. called her on her bedroom phone and she did not have one.

Well see I consider that pretty minor, because its a tangential issue where she got a phone call from and nearly 40 years later details are gonna be fuzzy. I mean, if you asked me about phone calls from 1978 I'm not gonna remember anything. If she's telling the truth otherwise, its meaningless. If she's lying about the events, meaningless.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:26 PM (39g3+)

73 31 > "Also. We'd like to thanks our Dear Friends, the Jews!"--

Posted by: Mrs Roy Moore

Once you get to Washington and hubby starts politicking on the national stage with the MSM attacking every utterance he makes you'll be singing a different tune, lady.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 07:26 PM (ZZdXT)

74 >>No, no, no. I'm not racist


Some of your best friends are Races?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 07:26 PM (RzgQJ)

75 Also from those exit polls. Participants were split 48%/48% on the question of approving or disapproving of Trump. Trump won the state by 28 points and I do not think his support in the state has dropped that much so...

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 07:26 PM (FTXAT)

76 Is it bad that if he loses, I'm just going to assume it's voter fraud before I assume the voters decided he's a scumbag?

Congrats, dems, you and your corrupt media and frankentrunks full of ballots and 'but ma russians!" have ruined elections forever.

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2017 07:26 PM (hvf9s)

77 Gonna be an early night?

Posted by: Simplemind at December 12, 2017 07:27 PM (ZuGkg)

78 If Moore wins this thing, the GOPe senators had best leave him the fuck alone if they know what's good for them. Endless investigations and petty slights? Better not. Better not.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 07:27 PM (h3OTG)

79 Exit poll says President Cankles JA is at 77%

Posted by: sofa saver at December 12, 2017 07:27 PM (4u7kU)

80 Well see I consider that pretty minor, because its a tangential issue where she got a phone call from and nearly 40 years later details are gonna be fuzzy. I mean, if you asked me about phone calls from 1978 I'm not gonna remember anything.


It's not a minor thing if you didn't have a phone.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 07:28 PM (rXkis)

81
I mean, if you asked me about phone calls from 1978 I'm not gonna remember anything. If she's telling the truth otherwise, its meaningless. If she's lying about the events, meaningless.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:26 PM (39g3+)


Do you remember if you had a phone? In 1978 a phone extension in a teenage girls bedroom would be memorable.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 07:28 PM (lKyWE)

82 Well see I consider that pretty minor, because its a
tangential issue where she got a phone call from and nearly 40 years
later details are gonna be fuzzy. I mean, if you asked me about phone
calls from 1978 I'm not gonna remember anything. If she's telling the
truth otherwise, its meaningless. If she's lying about the events,
meaningless.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:26 PM (39g3+)

Maybe it is a girl thing but it would have been a huge deal to have your own private line (or even your own phone) in your bedroom back then. It is likely not something that would fade from your memory or that you would get wrong innocently.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 07:29 PM (FTXAT)

83 Meh.

All polls are bumwad, and cheap low-grade bumwad at that, all stiff and waxy and full of splinters.

We'll see what we see in a few hours.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 12, 2017 07:29 PM (HySvC)

84 Moore would never have been popular in the Senate no matter what was said about him. He's kind of a prickly pain in the rear end and a bit odd. So he won't be making a lot of friends. What he will be doing though, is not opposing Trump choices for judges.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:29 PM (39g3+)

85 FREEBIRD!

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 07:29 PM (LnOh3)

86 >>It's not a minor thing


Then I am not interested.

Posted by: Roy Moore at December 12, 2017 07:29 PM (RzgQJ)

87
46 I will point out exit pollsters can only talk to people who will talk
to them. I would imagine that many conservatives would not spit on the
press if they were on fire so would likely be loath to talk to exit
pollsters working for news organizations. Point is, their results are
likely biased by participation.



Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 07:22 PM (FTXAT)



There is that. I wouldn't say a word to an idiot with a microphone. In a perfect world, I'd be making them eat it.


Just the opposite for me. I would seek out the microphone, and sound like a male Rachel Maddow. OK, duplicate answer, sorry.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 07:29 PM (UsCnO)

88 @72, well I can remember that I didn't take calls in my bedroom as a teen because I didn't have a phone in my room. Even though I can't remember any specific phone calls from when I was a teen.

I think the point was that the small handful (what is it, two?) older teen girls whom he actually dated had said that their parents knew. The only way the 14-year-old's story is at all credible is if her parents had no freaking clue a 30+ man was trying to date her ... which is harder to believe if he's calling her home.

Posted by: sunny-dee at December 12, 2017 07:29 PM (QAOZh)

89 Seriously how racist do you have to be to think blacks don't have ID or know how to get it ahead of time?



No, no, no. I'm not racist, I'm just saying what the Republicans are thinking. Stupid racist republicans.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Dems been saying that for years.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 07:30 PM (rXkis)

90 >>
It's not a minor thing if you didn't have a phone.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 07:28 PM (rXkis)

Not to mention all of her diner inconsistencies. She's a liar. Her stepson called her a liar.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 07:30 PM (r9UYA)

91 She also said that he hit the button and locked the car door. Problem is, didn't have that back then.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 07:31 PM (xInes)

92 So if a candidate wins by 10,000 votes, absentee ballots are counted only if there are more than 10,000 of them.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 07:21 PM (398bZ)


In IL if a Republican wins by 10,000 votes, they count all 11,000 Democrat absentee ballots.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:31 PM (BoMuO)

93 Maybe it is a girl thing but it would have been a
huge deal to have your own private line (or even your own phone) in your
bedroom back then. It is likely not something that would fade from your
memory or that you would get wrong innocently.


Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 07:29 PM (FTXAT)

Great point.Back then, a private room line was as big as a new iPhone in 2007.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 07:31 PM (UsCnO)

94 Posted by: Roy Moore at December 12, 2017 07:29 PM (RzgQJ)

You're going to be awfully unhappy when the results are in, dude.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 07:31 PM (398bZ)

95 >>Not to mention all of her diner inconsistencies. She's a liar. Her stepson called her a liar.

That would be Beverly Nelson, the one with the yearbook.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 07:31 PM (/tuJf)

96 53
No, some squeeing about voter intimidation like police officers showing up at polls

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:23 PM (39g3+)


My polling place is at the township building, and the police station is right there.

Now why would the presence of police officers be "intimidating" if everything was on the up-and-up?

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 07:32 PM (sdi6R)

97
Is this where one runs in circles in the new thread and whines about "no corgis! no corgis!" and then pees in the corner? 'Cause that gets really old ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 07:32 PM (pNxlR)

98 Happy Hanukkah!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 07:32 PM (RzgQJ)

99 Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2017 07:26 PM

If you really want to scare the Democrats, tell them youre gonna require an ID to vote and suspend federal funds to states who will not or cannot certify their voter rolls.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 12, 2017 07:32 PM (XGGts)

100 It is likely not something that would fade from your memory or that you would get wrong innocently.

Well yeah in 1978 that was like having a pony. It was really expensive too, though and I doubt single mom getting a divorce had the shekels to afford it.

That is a point.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:32 PM (39g3+)

101 It is our Busy Season! Posted by: Planned Parenthood at December 12, 2017 07:19 PM (RzgQJ)

Ben Carson had the best retort ever to PP loving SJWs:

"If it's not a human being, why are you harvesting organs from it?

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2017 07:32 PM (hvf9s)

102 Do you remember if you had a phone? In 1978 a phone extension in a teenage girls bedroom would be memorable.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

This.

Posted by: mpfs, Show me on the Muppet where Matt Lauer touched you at December 12, 2017 07:32 PM (79p/O)

103 92
So if a candidate wins by 10,000 votes, absentee ballots are counted only if there are more than 10,000 of them.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 07:21 PM (398bZ)





In IL if a Republican wins by 10,000 votes, they count all 11,000 Democrat absentee ballots.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:31 PM (BoMuO)

Cat Ass Trophy, you are missing your calling as a national consultant for the DNC.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 07:32 PM (UsCnO)

104 I still see the word "pedophile" in many, many places referring to Moore. He needs to sue the ass off of these fuckers. Every. Single. One.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 12, 2017 07:32 PM (/o9Qk)

105 With a rebel yell
She cried Moore! Moore! Moore!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 12, 2017 07:32 PM (IcT7t)

106 >>You're going to be awfully unhappy when the results are in, dude.


Why? Will funny shit no longer be funny?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 07:32 PM (RzgQJ)

107 The Bradley Effect.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradley_effect

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 07:32 PM (h3OTG)

108 My GAF meter's broken over this.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at December 12, 2017 07:32 PM (2kiKp)

109 Not to mention all of her diner inconsistencies. She's a liar. Her stepson called her a liar.


She must be believed beyond question. Because vagina.

Posted by: Cecil Richards at December 12, 2017 07:32 PM (Tyii7)

110 Without definitive proof, allegations are just that, allegations. His accusers should have carted around mattresses.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 07:33 PM (2X7pN)

111
She also said that he hit the button and locked the car door. Problem is, didn't have that back then.
Posted by: CSMBigBird


Maybe it was a Thunderbird.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 07:33 PM (IqV8l)

112 With the shit I have seen, if you don't show me pictures or vids I don't buy into any of this bullshit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 12, 2017 07:33 PM (aMlLZ)

113 3/4 of "independents" in Bama voted for Trump last year. 50% voted for Romney four years earlier.

So I'm not worried.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at December 12, 2017 07:33 PM (LDV7V)

114 Not to mention all of her diner inconsistencies. She's a liar. Her stepson called her a liar.

Different woman. That other woman is a blatant fabulist, utterly full of crap and easily discarded.

Now why would the presence of police officers be "intimidating" if everything was on the up-and-up?

The concern was that the cops like to show up and see if people who have outstanding warrants appear to vote. Which I consider solid police work, personally. But they thought it was voter intimidation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:33 PM (39g3+)

115
Post election party at Gilli's!

Your own personalized Senatorial tramp stamp for just $19.99 is tonight's "can't miss" special!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 07:33 PM (pNxlR)

116 GOP talking about insanely high turnout in their districts.

Richard Baris (@Peoples_Pundit) December 12, 2017

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 07:33 PM (y3aQB)

117 Florida Deplorable that still has a D for Democrat checking in.

Posted by: floridaceacker at December 12, 2017 07:34 PM (ykpj4)

118 Not to mention all of her diner inconsistencies. She's a liar. Her stepson called her a liar.





Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 07:30 PM (r9UYA)

Her mom kinda called her a liar too so there is that.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 07:34 PM (FTXAT)

119 Slappy Hanukkah, fellow Morons and 'Ettes.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 07:34 PM (Ckg4U)

120 Do you remember if you had a phone? In 1978 a phone extension in a teenage girls bedroom would be memorable.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic



Especially when mom said she was FOS about having a phone in her room.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 07:34 PM (rXkis)

121 He needs to sue the ass off of these fuckers. Every. Single. One.
===
Totally agree. Ample evidence of malice. A veritable conspiracy.

Posted by: Simplemind at December 12, 2017 07:34 PM (ZuGkg)

122 97 *pees in the corner*

*guilty face*

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 07:34 PM (kUotE)

123 >>> Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 12, 2017 07:32 PM (XGGts)


I like how you think! Voter ID, the dem's boogeyman.

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2017 07:34 PM (hvf9s)

124 Do you remember if you had a phone? In 1978 a phone extension in a teenage girls bedroom would be memorable.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic



This.
--

Yes and no.

My dad was self employed and we had freaking extensions in the basement, in the kitchen and in two bedrooms. One was mine.

Was that a huge deal? Meh.

Do I remember any specific conversations from 1978?

I don't remember specific conversations from six months ago.

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 07:35 PM (aT+Bx)

125 60: 14 year olds?

What the hell is wrong with Moore?

I don't date older women.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 12, 2017 07:24 PM (UsCnO)

I know, right?

Posted by: Woody Allen at December 12, 2017 07:35 PM (Mjus2)

126 So if a candidate wins by 10,000 votes, absentee ballots are counted only if there are more than 10,000 of them.

That is an odd system but I can understand its value. Probably why I read reports that big cities were seeing a huge increase in absentee ballot requests. Want to flood them with fake ones.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:35 PM (39g3+)

127 She also said that he hit the button and locked the car door. Problem is, didn't have that back then.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 07:31 PM (xInes)

Even if, how did she get into the back seat?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2017 07:35 PM (Eu5eZ)

128 Go after Allred

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 07:35 PM (yM/Yl)

129 I still see the word "pedophile" in many, many places referring to Moore.

===========
The same was said about Mark Foley, and all he did was send weird suggestive emails to an ex-page.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 07:36 PM (2X7pN)

130 Logic...

If the issue of Moore's past, true or not, is only a minor issue for the voters, then they are voting on other issues...

If Jones wins, it is because the people of Alabama really love the idea of unlimited abortion and open borders.

How does that make sense?

The only logical way for Jones to win is for the voters to think the accusations are true and they are disqualifying.

The exits have been crap for 5 election cycles now, why would they be getting better?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 12, 2017 07:36 PM (wfDW1)

131 Happy Hannakah to our Jewish friends

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 07:36 PM (aC6Sd)

132 I still see the word "pedophile" in many, many
places referring to Moore. He needs to sue the ass off of these fuckers.
Every. Single. One.


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 12, 2017 07:32 PM (/o9Qk)

Yes he does... accusing someone of a crime without proof is per se slander.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 07:36 PM (FTXAT)

133 Easy prediction; Roy Moore will outperform his exit polls.

With all the stigma surrounding him, many of his voters will not want to admit voting for him.

Just like with Trump.

Posted by: JC at December 12, 2017 07:36 PM (3GSgE)

134 97


Is this where one runs in circles in the new thread and whines about
"no corgis! no corgis!" and then pees in the corner? 'Cause that gets
really old ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 07:32 PM (pNxlR)

If you would get it correct, we could move on to the next phase.

But you have to get the starting part right first, dammit.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 07:37 PM (UsCnO)

135 and let us never forget that McConnell is to blame in this in so many ways. He loves losing senate races to show the base who is boss.

Posted by: porg herder at December 12, 2017 07:37 PM (TlvUt)

136 I had a phone extension in my upstairs room as a teenager because I ran the line myself. Wired into the phone company's box and ran a line up to my room. It was super easy back then. But that was mid-80s, in the late 70s not as common.

Plus it sounds like she had her own phone which was hella expensive before AT&T breakup.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:37 PM (39g3+)

137
Now why would the presence of police officers be "intimidating" if everything was on the up-and-up?

Juan Williams says that he (and all the black people he knows) are intimidated by the presence of police officers anywhere.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 07:37 PM (IqV8l)

138 Exit polls are....... bullshit.

Nobody is going to tell a hostile poll taker that they voted conservative. Who wants to get their car keyed or a baseball bat upside the head, ala Black Panther "pollsters."

Then there's the crowd that can't remember who in hell they just voted for.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 07:37 PM (7UW64)

139 Moore will win.

I'm willing to put a Twelve-Pack of whatever you want on the line for the first 1,000 callers.

...or just the first one to doubt me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 07:37 PM (Ckg4U)

140 >>>>It is likely not something that would fade from your memory or that you would get wrong innocently.



Well yeah in 1978 that was like having a pony. It was really
expensive too, though and I doubt single mom getting a divorce had the
shekels to afford it.



That is a point.
.
.
.Having a phone in your own room in 1978 while in school would be like having a Ferrari parked in the garage, not some little detail anyone would forget about.

She lied and her mother called her out on that detail and she has disappeared from the public eye since her story started falling apart.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 07:37 PM (+Dllb)

141 I had to use the phone in my parent's bedroom, the kitchen or the hall.

Most families I knew only had one phone.

If I had a phone of my own in my bedroom I would certainly remember.

Posted by: mpfs, Show me on the Muppet where Matt Lauer touched you at December 12, 2017 07:38 PM (79p/O)

142 What do the exit poll numbers show for A Bag Of Dicks?

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 07:38 PM (g4lFK)

143 How significant is "born-again"? As an agnostic I'd love to see Moore drop his 10 commandments monument on top of Jones' rancid skull. Too bad I don't live in Alabama. Most political secular people tend to be vile.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2017 07:38 PM (/qEW2)

144 We had one phone in 1978, and a fifty foot cord!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 07:38 PM (9y70b)

145 128 Go after Allred
Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 07:35 PM (yM/Yl)

---

Just on its own merits. That piece of crap shyster has been asking for it for a long time.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 07:38 PM (h3OTG)

146 My dad was self employed and we had freaking extensions in the basement, in the kitchen and in two bedrooms. One was mine.

Was that a huge deal? Meh.

Do I remember any specific conversations from 1978?

I don't remember specific conversations from six months ago.


Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 07:35 PM (aT+Bx)

You don't remember the conversations but you do remember where the phones were though.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 07:38 PM (FTXAT)

147
In '78 I was still fuming over the fact that my parents had waited until I went off to college five years earlier before they snuck a color TV into the house.

As for phones, there was one and it was in the kitchen and it was a wall phone with an extremely twisted cord.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 07:38 PM (pNxlR)

148 Predictit has Moore way up over Jones and surging.

https://tinyurl.com/y7v3gytg

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 12, 2017 07:38 PM (AZD0r)

149 Do you remember if you had a phone? In 1978 a phone extension in a teenage girls bedroom would be memorable.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 07:28 PM (lKyWE)

You couldn't just go to the store an buy a phone, you had to *lease* them from AT&T, and they had to do the wiring - they literally owned everything, including the wires in your wall.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at December 12, 2017 07:38 PM (2kiKp)

150 Oh look Karl Rove telling me it's going to be close. Ha.

Posted by: Simplemind at December 12, 2017 07:38 PM (ZuGkg)

151 look, for me, the story was too stupid to be real. "sure ms. mother of this 14 year old girl, let me...random courthouse stranger...drive your girl around while you do court stuff."

he admitted he dated the 17 year olds. Which ahem, most men would do.

Posted by: porg herder at December 12, 2017 07:38 PM (TlvUt)

152 14 year olds?

What the hell is wrong with Moore?

I don't date older women.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 12, 2017 07:24 PM (UsCnO)

I know, right?
Posted by: Woody Allen at December 12, 2017 07:35 PM (Mjus2)

Why spend time dating them. Just f em.

Posted by: D. Henley at December 12, 2017 07:38 PM (Mjus2)

153 >>Having a phone in your own room in 1978 while in school would be like having a Ferrari parked in the garage, not some little detail anyone would forget about.

I had a phone in my room then. Even had a tv.

Sadly, no Ferrari.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 07:38 PM (/tuJf)

154 >>>if Moore loses, will Trump have to resign?


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (ILitO)<<<

1) Moore Loses
2) Trump resigns
3) ???
4) Hillary is President!
Whoopie!!!!!

Posted by: Sally Kohnhead at December 12, 2017 07:39 PM (WlG0e)

155 Exit Polling is virtue signaling.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 07:39 PM (g4lFK)

156 144 If I ever had to find my mom, I'd just follow that 50' cord.

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 07:39 PM (kUotE)

157 With the shit I have seen, if you don't show me pictures or vids I don't buy into any of this bullshit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison



In light of the Kate Steinle murder and guilty walking, I honestly don't give a shit if Moore shot someone.

Way to go libs.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 07:40 PM (rXkis)

158 Moore needs to punch Turtle right in the nose as he walks in the Senate floor

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 07:40 PM (yM/Yl)

159
Y'all have heard that Yertyl the Turtle is going to "leave it up to the women of the Senate" as to what to do regarding seating Moore when he wins, have you not?

That is one stinky baked cake.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 07:40 PM (pNxlR)

160 I had a phone in my bedroom.

Posted by: Zombie Alexander Graham Tesla at December 12, 2017 07:40 PM (Tyii7)

161 She also said that he hit the button and locked the car door. Problem is, didn't have that back then.

Different girl again. There were two major accusers and a buncha girls who said "yeah we dated at age 16-19 but he was a gentleman"

One accuser -- first one -- said she met him outside courthouse and talked on phone, met a few times, and at his house he tried the ol' Joe Pesci maneuver from Casino on her, while in his underwear. That seems oddly out of character but who knows.

The other is the "I brought my yearbook to the Olde Hickory House that nobody can remember me working at and he signed it, gave me a ride home, groped me and I either fell out or jumped out of the car and see this stuff he wrote, okay I admit I wrote part of it"

That last one is full of crap and can be utterly ignored.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:40 PM (39g3+)

162 It would be entirely righteous and appropriate for Judge Moore to ride his mount "Sassy" to Washington when he goes to take his seat...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 12, 2017 07:40 PM (e9G8E)

163 >>I had a phone in my room then. Even had a tv.


You had your own room?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 07:41 PM (RzgQJ)

164 The Corman woman has accused multiple men of sexual improprieties.

My guess she gets off accusing men and seeing their lives get turned upside down.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 07:41 PM (LnOh3)

165 She must be believed beyond question. Because vagina.


Posted by: Cecil Richards at December 12, 2017 07:32 PM (Tyii7)

Sweetie, I'm a woman, and sometimes I don't trust my own vagina.

Uh....wait....

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 07:41 PM (7UW64)

166
My dad was self employed and we had freaking extensions in the basement, in the kitchen and in two bedrooms. One was mine.


My dad worked for Lockheed and we had one phone in the house

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 07:41 PM (lKyWE)

167 The courts generally overlook slander in the course of a political campaign, but it has really crossed a line with Moore. Pedo, white supremacist who wants to go back to the days of lynchings. Totally out of bounds.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:41 PM (BoMuO)

168 Martha has Rove and Stirewalt on ... both would be thrilled to see Moore lose, as I view them. Stirewalt yesterday was talking up the Fox poll that said Moore was down 10.

15 minutes to go ... I wonder if they will be able to call it right away.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2017 07:41 PM (otAqJ)

169
I had a phone in my bedroom.
Posted by: Zombie Alexander Graham Tesla


Stop doing acid

Posted by: Mr. Watson at December 12, 2017 07:41 PM (IqV8l)

170
1) Moore Loses
2) Trump resigns
3) ???
4) Hillary is President!
Whoopie!!!!!
Posted by: Sally Kohnhead at December 12, 2017 07:39 PM (WlG0e)


And there, folks, is a primo example of a Kohn of Shame!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 07:42 PM (pNxlR)

171 I'm predicting the race is called 30 minutes after the polls close with Moore by 10.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 12, 2017 07:42 PM (oIVY+)

172 136 I had a phone extension in my upstairs room as a teenager because I ran the line myself. Wired into the phone company's box and ran a line up to my room. It was super easy back then. But that was mid-80s, in the late 70s not as common.

Plus it sounds like she had her own phone which was hella expensive before AT&T breakup.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:37 PM (39g3+)

I had a phone (extension) in my bedroom in the mid 70's. I was the last kid at home....think my mom got tired of me being on the phone in the kitchen. This was around '74/'75 ish.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 07:42 PM (Enq6K)

173 164 The Corman woman has accused multiple men of sexual improprieties.

My guess she gets off accusing men and seeing their lives get turned upside down.
Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 07:41 PM (LnOh3)



Those who do things like that deserve some kind of karmic punishment. Like an overnight stay in a cell with a gang of inmates.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 07:42 PM (ujg0T)

174 We had one phone in 1978, and a fifty foot cord!

And it was always coiled up and tangled.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:42 PM (39g3+)

175 My dad was self employed and we had freaking extensions in the basement, in the kitchen and in two bedrooms. One was mine.

Was that a huge deal? Meh.

Do I remember any specific conversations from 1978?

I don't remember specific conversations from six months ago.


Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 07:35 PM (aT+Bx)

You don't remember the conversations but you do remember where the phones were though.
Posted by: redbanzai


BOOM!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 07:42 PM (rXkis)

176 Moore campaign says rural numbers are breaking a record for a special election.

Moar!

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 07:42 PM (g4lFK)

177
164 The Corman woman has accused multiple men of sexual improprieties.

My guess she gets off accusing men and seeing their lives get turned upside down.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 07:41 PM (LnOh3)


So, the perfect proggie, then. Give me power, or give me more power.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 07:42 PM (7UW64)

178 14
Y'all did see that a Judge stayed the ruling that the polls had to save
their data didn't you? They ruled they do not have to save the results.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 07:15 PM (xInes)

That isn't true. They always save the paper ballots. The ruling was that digital images of each ballot taken by the voting machines must be saved which isn't technically possible on a day's notice.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2017 07:43 PM (rnXGe)

179 >> Stirewalt yesterday was talking up the Fox poll that said Moore was down 10.


Stirewalt is creepy.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 07:43 PM (RzgQJ)

180 My dad worked for Lockheed and we had one phone in the house
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 07:41 PM (lKyWE)


Back in the days when you had to pay the phone company PER PHONE, my dad made his own phones.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:43 PM (BoMuO)

181 Vic had a campfire in his room, so he could send smoke signals.





Just kidding. There was no fire when Vic was young.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 12, 2017 07:43 PM (WlG0e)

182 >>You had your own room?

More like a pit under the basement stairs, really.

But it was well furnished.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 07:43 PM (/tuJf)

183 >>> Slappy Hanukkah, fellow Morons and 'Ettes.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 07:34 PM (Ckg4U)

I'm not Jewish but a blessed Hanukkah to you Slapweasel!

Haters guide to the Williams Sonoma catalogue came out today!! A beloved annual tradition, even if it is from Deadspin. Apparently you can buy a latke starter tin for $15. Something every Jewish grandma needs in their kitchen! Jewish morons take note!

https://tinyurl.com/y9r5selv

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2017 07:43 PM (hvf9s)

184 How is Karl Rove still alive? He looks like he swallows lard sammiches! I figured diabetes would have at least taken all his limbs and been renamed Matt!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 07:43 PM (2X7pN)

185
Watching a Law 'n' Order rerun from '95 and who should appear thereon but ... Abe Vigoda!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 07:43 PM (pNxlR)

186 The reason it's difficult to trust exit polls is that "FOAD" is not reported as a percentage of responses.

That is ordinarily my response to pollsters that want to know how and who I vote for.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 12, 2017 07:43 PM (lhOmp)

187 "Abortion Illegal" Is a high bar. I'd call myself "pro life" but won't go so far as absolute prohibition in all cases.

Posted by: forest at December 12, 2017 07:44 PM (/1c+O)

188 > "162
It would be entirely righteous and appropriate for Judge Moore to ride
his mount "Sassy" to Washington when he goes to take his seat."

What would really make an impression is if he rode his horse right into the Senate chamber.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 07:44 PM (ZZdXT)

189 176 Moore campaign says rural numbers are breaking a record for a special election.

If that's true, it's over. Moore has always done better in rural areas.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 07:44 PM (398bZ)

190 I had a phone (extension) in my bedroom in the mid 70's. I was the last kid at home....think my mom got tired of me being on the phone in the kitchen. This was around '74/'75 ish.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 07:42 PM (Enq6K)

Ooooh, was it a pink princess phone? We all wanted one, you know.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 07:44 PM (7UW64)

191 What station are the MSM meltdowns occurring.? I want in.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 07:44 PM (g4lFK)

192 1) Moore Loses
2) Trump resigns
3) ???
4) Hillary is President!
Whoopie!!!!!
Posted by: Sally Kohnhead at December 12, 2017 07:39 PM (WlG0e)

And there, folks, is a primo example of a Kohn of Shame!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


See. That is a full Kohn. Not some mamby-pamby millikohn.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 07:44 PM (rXkis)

193 37


Now why would the presence of police officers be "intimidating" if everything was on the up-and-up?



Juan Williams says that he (and all the black people he knows) are intimidated by the presence of police officers anywhere.


Why feeling so guilty?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 07:44 PM (UsCnO)

194 150 Oh look Karl Rove telling me it's going to be close. Ha.

Posted by: Simplemind at December 12, 2017 07:38 PM (ZuGkg)

Rove should be placed over an open fire on a spit and when he's done, fed to the dogs.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 07:45 PM (r9UYA)

195 SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 07:45 PM (LnOh3)

196 Ace thought Gillespie would win and he lost. Ace thought Trump would lose and he won.

Opposite effect in play here. I'm guessing Moore will lose by 30 points IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 07:45 PM (+dsLj)

197 Ooooh, was it a pink princess phone? We all wanted one, you know.
Posted by: tcn in AK

I soooooo wanted one of those!

Posted by: mpfs, Show me on the Muppet where Matt Lauer touched you at December 12, 2017 07:45 PM (79p/O)

198 I had it kind of sweet in my teenage years. The upstairs was split into two rooms, one had my brother and my beds in it and the other we set up as kind of a mini living room/office. My brother had a killer stereo set up in it, and in the summer I could sit out on the nearly flat roof and read.

I miss those days. So many happy memories of being a youngster.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:45 PM (39g3+)

199 I remember when we got a second line just for the modem, because whenever someone picked up a phone it would break the data connection.

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 07:45 PM (kUotE)

200 Polls shmolls. I don't pay attention to any of them.

One of the problems of journalism is too much emphasis on the future on not enough on the past, which is what journalism is supposed to be. Too much of "Will this guy go to jail?" and "Who is going to win the big game?" and "Are we going to go to war?" That last one especially, since the media can't answer "Are we currently at war?" right.

How about the newsies focus on what happened and leave the forecasting to the weather guy?

Posted by: FireHorse at December 12, 2017 07:45 PM (zkGZ8)

201
184 How is Karl Rove still alive? He looks like he swallows lard sammiches! I figured diabetes would have at least taken all his limbs and been renamed Matt!
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 07:43 PM (2X7pN)


Special arrangement with RBG and the eugenics lobby for his bad faith effort to get Harriet Myers on SCOTUS.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 07:46 PM (pNxlR)

202 Meh.

I wouldn't waste my time taking an exit poll with these MSM dickweeds.

I suspect most conservatives won't either.

Posted by: naturafake at December 12, 2017 07:46 PM (NyJwR)

203 Y'all have heard that Yertyl the Turtle is going to
"leave it up to the women of the Senate" as to what to do regarding
seating Moore when he wins, have you not?



That is one stinky baked cake.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 07:40 PM (pNxlR)

Yertle is full of shit... SCOTUS ruled back in 1969 that Congress does not have the ability to not seat duly elected representatives unless they fail to meet the criteria laid out in the Constitution (Powell v. McCormack was the case title I think). So unless Yertle has credible evidence to show that a) Moore is not yet 30 years old b) Moore has not been a citizen for at least 9 years OR c) Moore is not a resident of Alabama, he is SOL on that.

Also Senate ethics rules do not allow Senators to be removed for behavior alleged to happen before they were Senators.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 07:46 PM (FTXAT)

204 Hannity has on a pollster who has a good record. His last tracking poll had Moore up by 7.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2017 07:46 PM (tLRcG)

205 Ooooh, was it a pink princess phone? We all wanted one, you know.

And, how!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at December 12, 2017 07:46 PM (Tyii7)

206 Corfman blamed her drug use and psych probs on Moore even though court records show her problems started way before that

Posted by: sofa saver at December 12, 2017 07:46 PM (4u7kU)

207 Just because they are black doesnt mean theyre living in a share cropper hut picking cotton and humming old timey gospel songs until the election comes along.

======

Theyre not?

Posted by: Savannah Guthrie at December 12, 2017 07:46 PM (nILVB)

208 I had a phone in my room then. Even had a tv

Me too, but I was out of the Army 3 years already and in my own apartment.

Posted by: dartist at December 12, 2017 07:46 PM (nisXv)

209
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Posted by: MAGA


Did Neil Young campaign for Doug Jones?

Posted by: Mr. Watson at December 12, 2017 07:46 PM (IqV8l)

210 -Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2017 07:43 PM (hvf9s)

I'm not Jewish, either. I just like their women.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 07:46 PM (Ckg4U)

211 Ooooh, was it a pink princess phone?

I had a big black office phone from like 1960. The handset was heavy enough you could bludgeon someone to death with it. It sounded like a fire alarm when it rang.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:47 PM (39g3+)

212 Ooooh, was it a pink princess phone? We all wanted one, you know.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 07:44 PM (7UW64)


I think it was a princess phone but wasn't pink I don't think....looked like this only beige or off white:

http://tinyurl.com/y8qhj32s


Not like this princess phone:

http://tinyurl.com/ycrjxa8r

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 07:47 PM (Enq6K)

213 Do you remember if you had a phone? In 1978 a phone extension in a teenage girls bedroom would be memorable.


Holy shit, we had the extra long phone cord you had to limbo under until 1994.

Posted by: no good deed at December 12, 2017 07:47 PM (eIQHF)

214 It would be entirely righteous and appropriate for Judge Moore to ride
his mount "Sassy" to Washington when he goes to take his seat."


Ride her into McTurtle's office and drop a giant horse duce on his desk. And let Sassy shit on the floor, too.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:47 PM (BoMuO)

215 .Having a phone in your own room in 1978 while in school would be like
having a Ferrari parked in the garage, not some little detail anyone
would forget about.
---

I had a phone in my room at that time. It was an extension. We had a bunch.

IIRC, it wasn't a that big deal to have extensions... but having your own line?

OMG. Impossible. Costly. Not done.

NO ONE had more than one phone line. Extensions, sure, maybe. But NOT private lines for the kid.

/so... in 1978 I was part of the 1%? I'm pretty sure no one in my family was aware of that.

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 07:47 PM (aT+Bx)

216 Huh, I had forgotten that Richard Shelby won in '92 as a Democrat.

This was retweeted by Ace Of Spades HQ Decision Desk:

https://tinyurl.com/ycbul8h4

"No matter how #ALSen tomorrow ends up, my favorite result there will always be 1992. Richard Shelby (Democrat back then) won by 32% and swept every county except... Shelby."

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2017 07:47 PM (BiLU+)

217 In 1978, we didn't have a phone. We used arrows and dynamite.

Posted by: Bo Duke at December 12, 2017 07:47 PM (t3F5b)

218 My family had a phone in the kitchen and extensions in my room and the rec room/basement. my mother was not above trying to listen in when I was on the phone with my boyfriend. Remember the telltale click when someone picked up another phone in the house?

I don't recall extension phones being at all unusual or extremely pricey- if they cost a lot of money, my dad wouldn't have had them. But I don't remember any conversations from 40 years ago either.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 12, 2017 07:48 PM (P8951)

219 Hannity has on a pollster who has a good record. His last tracking poll had Moore up by 7.
Posted by: kallisto


Crap. I called 8.5

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 07:48 PM (rXkis)

220 Weird, in all my years of voting I've never even seen an exit-pollster.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 12, 2017 07:48 PM (HySvC)

221 Juan Williams says that he (and all the black people he knows) are intimidated by the presence of police officers anywhere.


Why feeling so guilty?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 07:44 PM (UsCnO)


Okay, so it's okay for black folks to be intimidated by police officers for no actual reason, but it isn't okay for a small white woman to cross the street to avoid a bunch of large, drunk black men on the corner. That would be racist.

And naturally, there are no black police officers anywhere, every.

Got it.

Man, the racist line moves every day, gotta keep up.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 07:48 PM (7UW64)

222
What would really make an impression is if he rode his horse right into the Senate chamber.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 07:44 PM (ZZdXT)


Have it take a dump on Yertle's desk!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 07:48 PM (pNxlR)

223 I did have a big black and white television in my room.
I was one of those kids who couldn't sleep. I would stay up to watch Medical Center with Chad Everett at 10pm.

Posted by: mpfs, Show me on the Muppet where Matt Lauer touched you at December 12, 2017 07:49 PM (79p/O)

224 >>>>>>I had a phone in my room then. Even had a tv.





You had your own room?
.
.
.Word! We had a party line until about 1968-69ish and I shared a room with my brother until he joined the Navy in 1972.

Plus we had one phone in the house on the wall in the kitchen after we moved and lost the party line. Oh and we got an actual working TV in 1968. I fondly remember many a trip to the Radio Shack and the tube tester with my Dad trying to figure out which tube was bad.

Graduated to a color TV in my senior year in 75.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 07:49 PM (+Dllb)

225 Erin Burnett voice sounds like,she chocked eating a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 07:49 PM (g4lFK)

226 How is Karl Rove still alive? He looks like he swallows lard sammiches! I figured diabetes would have at least taken all his limbs and been renamed Matt!
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 07:43 PM (2X7pN)

Karl Rove, on the weekends, does stunts for Michael Moore in gay movies.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2017 07:49 PM (EoRCO)

227 I remember when we got a second line just for the modem, because whenever someone picked up a phone it would break the data connection.

Yeah that was a major step in the 80s, the dedicated modem line. For your laser-fast 3600 baud modem to connect to AOL!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:49 PM (39g3+)

228 I'm not Jewish, either. I just like their women.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 07:46 PM (Ckg4U)

Glad someone does! Jewish men tend not to.

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 07:49 PM (5gaNQ)

229 Wow. We had a party line until '83 or so.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 07:49 PM (T4n7S)

230 Was is Stierwalt, Thiessen or some other perv that caught cheating on his wife? It was right after they were featured on the Real Estate show.

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 07:49 PM (EGFUD)

231 Alright! No asshole until next Tuesday unless it becomes permanent. [nudge, nudge, wink, wink]

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2017 07:49 PM (QCX64)

232 >>I'm not Jewish, either. I just like their women.


They give the Best Take-Out!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 07:49 PM (RzgQJ)

233 We had a cordless phone in the 80s. Sometimes it would ring and you would hear the neighbors talking.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:50 PM (BoMuO)

234 Normal polls had Trump approval in Alabama about 55% or more, but exit polls had his approval at 48%.

Exit pollsters can take their polling, wrap it in fine barbed wire, and have it shoved right up their fucking asses.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 07:50 PM (+dsLj)

235 In 1978 a phone extension in a teenage girls bedroom would be memorable.

====

I had one then.

Posted by: Laurie Strode at December 12, 2017 07:50 PM (nILVB)

236 >>> Hannity has on a pollster who has a good record. His last tracking poll had Moore up by 7.
Posted by: kallisto
Crap. I called 8.5
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 07:48 PM (rXkis)


You owe us all drinks then!

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2017 07:50 PM (hvf9s)

237 Did Neil Young campaign for Doug Jones?
Posted by: Mr. Watson at December 12, 2017 07:46 PM (IqV8l)

_______


The bastard probably did.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 07:50 PM (LnOh3)

238 Where's Gumby?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 07:50 PM (O2RFr)

239
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:47 PM (BoMuO)


Muh bud!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 07:50 PM (pNxlR)

240 211 Ooooh, was it a pink princess phone?

I had a big black office phone from like 1960. The handset was heavy enough you could bludgeon someone to death with it. It sounded like a fire alarm when it rang.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:47 PM (39g3+)
---------
I hate the new electronic office phones. First, the handset is too light to slam down satisfactorily, and second they're too complicated. I have to get a secretary to help me with anything other than the most basic functions.

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 07:50 PM (Sfs6o)

241 Yeah that was a major step in the 80s, the dedicated modem line. For your laser-fast 3600 baud modem to connect to AOL!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:49 PM (39g3+)


Ooooh, You had AOL? I had Genie, then Prodigy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:51 PM (BoMuO)

242 Born Again or Evangelical Christian?

Embrace the power of "and".

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 12, 2017 07:51 PM (/A+Cl)

243 Ooooh, was it a pink princess phone?

I had a lavender one

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 07:51 PM (O2RFr)

244 Karl Rove, on the weekends, does stunts for Michael Moore in gay movies.

============

Looks like he is full. Hopefully, he has a drain plug.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 07:51 PM (2X7pN)

245 Seriously, how can a person possibly be a Christian without being born again?

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 12, 2017 07:52 PM (/A+Cl)

246 >>I had a lavender one


PGIS had a Purple One.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 07:52 PM (RzgQJ)

247 234 Normal polls had Trump approval in Alabama about 55% or more, but exit polls had his approval at 48%.

Exit pollsters can take their polling, wrap it in fine barbed wire, and have it shoved right up their fucking asses.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 12, 2017 07:50 PM (+dsLj)

It would take a special case of dork to answer all the exit poll questions

Posted by: sofa saver at December 12, 2017 07:52 PM (4u7kU)

248 227 The 640×480 pron pics came in line-by-line. Kind of miss that excitement.

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 07:52 PM (kUotE)

249 We had one phone in the kitchen with a 2000 foot long cord. When my grandma died, we got another phone that we put in the den. I had a friend who had a phone in her room-- it was a big deal in 1977.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 07:52 PM (Mjus2)

250 I'm surprised trumps approval rating is so low there

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 07:52 PM (O2RFr)

251 Oh, by the way -- New York Governor Andrew Cuomo (Democrat) is under investigation by the FBI.

I'm going to repeat this a lot. Please forgive me in advance.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 12, 2017 07:52 PM (zkGZ8)

252
What would really make an impression is if he rode his horse right into the Senate chamber.
Posted by: Anonymous

Not if he rode in back wards

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 07:52 PM (yM/Yl)

253 Someone is mixing up "Southern Man" and "Sweet Home Alabama"

Neil Young did the first one. It wasn't very flattering to the men of the South.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 12, 2017 07:53 PM (wfDW1)

254 If you had Lt Governor Tina Smith as Franken's replacement, you win.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 07:53 PM (/tuJf)

255 Yeah that was a major step in the 80s, the dedicated modem line. For your laser-fast 3600 baud modem to connect to AOL!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



I was running three 1200 baud modems on a Lane 9000 Telex Machine until Y2k for some work stuff.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 07:53 PM (rXkis)

256 I feel cheated. I was never allowed a phone in my room. We didn't get a color tv until I think '75.

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 07:53 PM (EGFUD)

257
Tell me when I can 'ment this:

Your Move, Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 07:53 PM (LATmp)

258 GEnie...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 07:53 PM (MINbv)

259 Neil Young is an asshole

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 07:54 PM (5gaNQ)

260 Cuomo is Italian for Corrupt.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 07:54 PM (RzgQJ)

261
Who will win the "cite Selma and the Edmund Pettis Bridge" sweepstakes among the MSM commentators tonight?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 07:54 PM (pNxlR)

262 I was the youngest so I was the remote control for the television in the living room.

Posted by: mpfs, Show me on the Muppet where Matt Lauer touched you at December 12, 2017 07:54 PM (79p/O)

263 Jake Tapper has aged 20 years the last 2 years. Good Lord.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 07:54 PM (g4lFK)

264 I'm predicting the race is called 30 minutes after the polls close with Moore by 9.5.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 07:55 PM (hyuyC)

265 When do the polls close?

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 07:55 PM (yM/Yl)

266 Oh, by the way -- New York Governor Andrew Cuomo (Democrat) is under investigation by the FBI.

==

where is this from ? link ?

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 07:55 PM (QC/4S)

267 And of course GOPe couldn't wait to cuck in front of a microphone.

House slaves to the Dems or suffering Stockholm Syndrome to the Dems, something like that.

Their heads pop off the pillow in the morning and the first thought is how can they please master today.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 07:55 PM (4ErVI)

268
254 If you had Lt Governor Tina Smith as Franken's replacement, you win.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 07:53 PM (/tuJf)


MPLS Somalis riot in 5, 4, 3, ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 07:55 PM (pNxlR)

269 Maybe he just stopped dyeing the mop. Jake's been jowly for years

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 07:55 PM (5gaNQ)

270 >>She must be believed beyond question. Because vagina.


Posted by: Cecil Richards

Meh. Her's ain't nothing special.

Posted by: Every Guy in Town at December 12, 2017 07:55 PM (2cuLk)

271 Polls are closed in about ten seconds.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 07:56 PM (Ckg4U)

272 Polls closing in Alabama.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 07:56 PM (398bZ)

273 I once had an extension in a teenage girl's bedroom. It was definitely memorable, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 07:56 PM (2sCft)

274 Where's the plaid map of Alabama?

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 07:56 PM (GsAUU)

275 And who here at the HQ didn't eagerly wait for the Fall Preview Issue of TV Guide?

Posted by: mpfs, Show me on the Muppet where Matt Lauer touched you at December 12, 2017 07:56 PM (79p/O)

276 265 When do the polls close?

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 07:55 PM (yM/Yl)


'Bout 10 seconds.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 07:56 PM (Enq6K)

277 Ooooh, You had AOL? I had Genie, then Prodigy.

I think we started with Prodigy then AOL, then AT&T's service locally.

And yeah to my shame I remember finding and downloading all the celebrity nakey pics I could find, line by line as GIFs usually. Very low quality grainy pics and small. But Phoebe Cates in Fast Times was just as cute pulling that bikini off!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:56 PM (39g3+)

278 262 mpfs, Show me on the Muppet where Matt Lauer touched you

Kids these days don't believe there once was a knob you had to turn on the TV to change channel.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 07:56 PM (hyuyC)

279 .Word! We had a party line until about 1968-69ish and I shared a room with my brother until he joined the Navy in 1972.

Plus
we had one phone in the house on the wall in the kitchen after we moved
and lost the party line. Oh and we got an actual working TV in 1968. I
fondly remember many a trip to the Radio Shack and the tube tester with
my Dad trying to figure out which tube was bad.

Graduated to a color TV in my senior year in 75.

Pretty much the same here too. That one wall phone in the kitchen didn't get touched without a very good reason and don't spin that dial so fast! I doubt my parents would have gotten a color TV until much later if my brothers and I didn't buy them one for Christmas one year.

Posted by: dartist at December 12, 2017 07:56 PM (nisXv)

280 >>where is this from ? link ?

It's true. Been rumored for a while, saw a couple mentions of it yesterday. Hiring practices.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 07:56 PM (/tuJf)

281 Note how they fudged the question to get a higher number saying the allegations are PROBABLY/DEFINITELY TRUE instead of a straight true or not true.

Or at least that's what it looks like to me. But then I'm an uncomplicated person.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 12, 2017 07:56 PM (M06hO)

282 I was the remote control for the television"

We had pliers.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 07:56 PM (MINbv)

283 Horsepuckey.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 07:56 PM (oVJmc)

284 I had a surge milking machine in my bedroom

Posted by: sofa saver at December 12, 2017 07:56 PM (4u7kU)

285

Breaking Fake News: Woman Comes Forward To Say She Witnessed Roy Moore Throw Billy Joe McCallister Off The Tallahatchee Bridge

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 07:56 PM (LATmp)

286 In 1978 a phone extension in a teenage girls bedroom would be memorable.



====



I had one then.

Posted by: Laurie Strode at December 12, 2017 07:50 PM (nILVB)

We had one phone in the kitchen with a 2000 foot
long cord. When my grandma died, we got another phone that we put in
the den. I had a friend who had a phone in her room-- it was a big deal
in 1977.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 07:52 PM (Mjus2)

======
It occurs to me that availability of phones and extension lines may have varied according to geographical area. I was just a little kid but I remember growing up in the South we had one phone in the kitchen (I also remember how the cord would get twisted and disturb my OCD soul until I unhooked it and untangled it).

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 07:56 PM (FTXAT)

287 Make us proud, Alabamans!

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 07:57 PM (GsAUU)

288 I wasn't allowed to touch the TV. Dad thought I spun the channel dial too fast and would break it.

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 07:57 PM (Sfs6o)

289 263 "Jake Tapper has aged 20 years the last 2 years. "

Hopefully, he can keep up the pace.

Posted by: OCBill at December 12, 2017 07:57 PM (df+Zi)

290 where is this from ? link ?

It's true. Been rumored for a while, saw a couple mentions of it yesterday. Hiring practices.


===

*files under MAGA, subsection WINNING*

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 07:57 PM (QC/4S)

291 I had a program that would print out a picture of a scantily clad Cheryl Tiegs using symbols on a dot matrix printer back in the early 80s. Hawt.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:57 PM (BoMuO)

292 Was is Stierwalt, Thiessen or some other perv that caught cheating on his wife? It was right after they were featured on the Real Estate show.

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 07:49 PM (EGFUD)


Wasn't it Ed Henry ? His wife is named Sheila Hung !

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 07:57 PM (M+Lyo)

293 HAve we won yet? I was eating dinner.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 07:57 PM (lwiT4)

294 We got a color tv in time for the moon landing. That was a YUGE deal.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 07:57 PM (Mjus2)

295 Trump tweeted something horribly sexist and borders on sexual bullying and harassment, according to some chick who's from the same state and political party as the governor who's under investigation by the FBI.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 12, 2017 07:57 PM (zkGZ8)

296
After all we have witnessed these past 2-3 months, I cannot for the life of me see Moore losing this election.

It would make no sense to me at all, especially given the Trump factor, the distrust of the media factor and the Alabama factor with a Democrat running.

Just cannot see Moore losing this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 07:57 PM (mbhDw)

297 I was running three 1200 baud modems on a Lane 9000 Telex Machine until Y2k for some work stuff.

Did the computers take punchcards too?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:58 PM (39g3+)

298 Neil Young? I don't need him around anyhow.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 07:58 PM (xInes)

299
Kids these days don't believe there once was a knob you had to turn on the TV to change channel.

Posted by: NaCly Dog


Shit, my brother and I were the remote until we moved out. (if we were home)

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 07:58 PM (EGFUD)

300 282 we had a pterodactyl.

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at December 12, 2017 07:58 PM (kUotE)

301 Come out and vote, church people! The perv needs your vote!

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 07:58 PM (lwiT4)

302

Judge Roy Moore is reported to have shot the sheriff. But he did not shoot the deputy.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 07:58 PM (LATmp)

303 In 1978, you still had to get your phone from the phone company. Don't remember too many long extension cords back in the day.

Posted by: OCBill at December 12, 2017 07:58 PM (df+Zi)

304 I had a surge milking machine in my bedroom

=====

Interested in selling it?

Posted by: Shep! at December 12, 2017 07:58 PM (nILVB)

305 Kids these days don't believe there once was a knob you had to turn on the TV to change channel.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 07:56 PM (hyuyC)


--I can't wait to see the look on my son's face when I have a chance to say "Don't touch that dial!"

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 07:58 PM (GsAUU)

306 I was the youngest so I was the remote control for the television in the living room.

Posted by: mpfs, Show me on the Muppet where Matt Lauer touched you at December 12, 2017 07:54 PM (79p/O)

Lucky duck... I had to stand next to the tv and act as an extension of the rabbit ears.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 07:58 PM (FTXAT)

307 Well, I did my part and cast my vote for Moore. mrs cornbred couldn't be talked into voting for him (because she thinks he's an asshole, not because she thinks he's a perv) but at least she didn't cancel my vote.

Posted by: cornbred at December 12, 2017 07:59 PM (CpsN9)

308 217 In 1978, we didn't have a phone. We used arrows and dynamite.
Posted by: Bo Duke at December 12, 2017 07:47 PM (t3F5b)

We had one of the first answering machine in our neighborhood and that was in 1980 and that was a big deal because of the regulations on phones and AT&T. Didn't you have to buy your phone accessories thru AT&T

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 07:59 PM (dKiJG)

309 I have to get a secretary to help me with anything other than the most basic functions.
------
Weasel,
You still have an actual, real life secretary??? I thought they were extinct.
In other news...hubby didn't get either job he had on-site with last week..... this sux!!!

Posted by: linduh at December 12, 2017 07:59 PM (kufk0)

310
btw, why didn't he "shoot the deputy?"

What was the point of saying that?

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 07:59 PM (LATmp)

311 Was is Stierwalt, Thiessen or some other perv that caught cheating on his wife? It was right after they were featured on the Real Estate show.

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 07:49 PM (EGFUD)


Wasn't it Ed Henry ? His wife is named Sheila Hung !

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway


You may be right. He was married to an oriental.

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 07:59 PM (EGFUD)

312 228 I'm not Jewish, either. I just like their women.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 07:46 PM (Ckg4U)

Glad someone does! Jewish men tend not to.
Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 07:49 PM (5gaNQ)


It depends. And no, I don't mean bubbie GILFs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 07:59 PM (mbhDw)

313 CNN is about to have a freaking orgasm over this.

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 07:59 PM (g4lFK)

314 Infidel

Looks like a lot of Morons were LARP remote controls back in the day. I was one.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 07:59 PM (hyuyC)

315 Where's Bill Wynn?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 07:59 PM (O2RFr)

316 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:56 PM (39g3+)

We probably talked to each other about stupid shit like this on Prodigy message boards.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:59 PM (BoMuO)

317 Kids these days don't believe there once was a knob you had to turn on the TV to change channel.

Posted by: NaCly Dog
________

Then came the clicker. Remember when they actually made a clicking sound? (A very loud clicking sound?)

Posted by: FireHorse at December 12, 2017 08:00 PM (zkGZ8)

318 301 Come out and vote, church people! The perv needs your vote!
Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 07:58 PM (lwiT4)


--"Vote for the perv. It's important!"

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 08:00 PM (GsAUU)

319 Gloopy-gloopy-gloo!

Posted by: Will Bynn at December 12, 2017 08:00 PM (oVJmc)

320 In the 70s in high school there used to be a dead number where a bunch of people could call in and talk at once. It would be like a party line with people flirting and talking shit. Kinda like her.

Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2017 08:00 PM (UdKB7)

321 Come out and vote, church people! The perv needs your vote!


Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 07:58 PM (lwiT4)

I still haven't seen any evidence that Moore is a perv.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 08:00 PM (FTXAT)

322 scantily clad Cheryl Tiegs using symbols on a dot matrix printer"

Sigh. I do remember that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 08:00 PM (MINbv)

323 In 1978, you still had to get your phone from the phone company. Don't remember too many long extension cords back in the day.

Posted by: OCBill at December 12, 2017 07:58 PM (df+Zi)
============================

We had a ranch house. Phone on the wall. That cord started in the kitchen and went half way to the neighbors. Avacado green.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 08:00 PM (lwiT4)

324
nood

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 08:00 PM (LATmp)

325 Kids these days don't believe there once was a knob you had to turn on the TV to change channel.

Kids these days are confused by a walkman

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 08:00 PM (39g3+)

326 228 I'm not Jewish, either. I just like their women.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 07:46 PM (Ckg4U)

I have a weakness for them too. In high school, her name was Bella.

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 08:00 PM (2sCft)

327 "--I can't wait to see the look on my son's face when I have a chance to say "Don't touch that dial!""
-Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 07:58 PM (GsAUU)

Even "Hanging-Up" on someone has become colloquial, as it used to be utilitarian.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 08:01 PM (Ckg4U)

328 >>>>We got a color tv in time for the moon landing. That was a YUGE deal.
.
.
.We had to go to my Uncle's house to watch that in color. He had a huge TV set from Sears or Montgomery Wards that seemed about 10 foot wide with speakers on both sides of the screen.

About a dozen of us kids laying on the floor in front of that beast to watch Armstrong walk on the moon.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 08:01 PM (+Dllb)

329 In the 70s "when I was" in HS.

Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2017 08:01 PM (UdKB7)

330 >>btw, why didn't he "shoot the deputy?"

What was the point of saying that?


Because you could shoot a Sheriff is self defense, but a Deputy is off limits.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 08:01 PM (RzgQJ)

331 The new phone cookbook's arrived! The new phone cookbook's arrived!

Posted by: Navin Johnson at December 12, 2017 08:01 PM (sdi6R)

332 I did have a big black and white television in my room.
I was one of those kids who couldn't sleep. I would stay up to watch Medical Center with Chad Everett at 10pm.

Posted by: mpfs, Show me on the Muppet where Matt Lauer touched you at December 12, 2017 07:49 PM (79p/O)

Remember how the television stations would sign off at 12 or 1 a.m.? The flag waving and Star Spangled Banner playing. Then... the test pattern until morning.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 08:01 PM (Mjus2)

333 What would really make an impression is if he rode his horse right into the Senate chamber.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 07:44 PM (ZZdXT)

================

He should name a horse Incitatus and run him against McConnell in the next primary ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2017 08:01 PM (BiLU+)

334 293 HAve we won yet? I was eating dinner.
Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 07:57 PM (lwiT4)

_______

Cheese curds and brats

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 08:01 PM (LnOh3)

335 Karl Rove, on the weekends, does stunts for with Michael Moore in gay movies.

FIFY.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 08:01 PM (UsCnO)

336 *NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 08:01 PM (Ckg4U)

337 LOL. Nia just said a woman got creamed in 2014.

Trump you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (g4lFK)

338 320 In the 70s in high school there used to be a dead number where a bunch of people could call in and talk at once. It would be like a party line with people flirting and talking shit. Kinda like her.

Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2017 08:00 PM (UdKB7)

We had one here. Before it connected to dead air you could faintly hear kids screaming their numbers.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (4ErVI)

339 We probably talked to each other about stupid shit like this on Prodigy message boards."

*raises hand*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (MINbv)

340 I was the remote control for the television"



We had pliers.
---

When the tv started to go bad, Dad would slap it on the side with his open hand, and that would typically jiggle something back into place.

/I am so old.

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (aT+Bx)

341 Kids today will never know the joy of exploring the UHF dial with rabbit ears and tinfoil to find new channels. Then the crushing disappointment to find out it is a spanish channel.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (BoMuO)

342 Gahh we have to go to the nood to see whether Moore won? You blood-sucking Capatalist, Ace.

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (kUotE)

343 We were selected to be one of the first HBO subscribers. I remember the box with 13 buttons if I remember it right. The monthly guide was printed on a large sheet of paper that came folded up.

Posted by: mpfs, Show me on the Muppet where Matt Lauer touched you at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (79p/O)

344 I still haven't seen any evidence that Moore is a perv.


Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 08:00 PM (FTXAT)
=====================

I haven't either. Truth be told, if he came sniffin around my teenage daughter when he was 30-ish, I would not be happy. but I don't see that he did anything illegal.

Just pointing out some of the tension that exists between evangelicals and this particular race.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (lwiT4)

345 Dammit willowed on the party line.

Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (UdKB7)

346 304 I had a surge milking machine in my bedroom

=====

Interested in selling it?
Posted by: Shep! at December 12, 2017 07:58 PM (nILVB)

Pretty sure the farm is underwater in east TX, called Town lake

Posted by: sofa saver at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (4u7kU)

347 Eventually a political party that kills its members unborn is going to run into a numbers problem.

That is certainly why they promote any and all immigration but even immigrants want children. Stupid Republicans GOPe types don't know or care enogh to exploit that and win.

I think its because they don't want to win and are comfortable coasting in the back benches so to speak.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (6dFYM)

348
Weasel,
You still have an actual, real life secretary??? I thought they were extinct.
In other news...hubby didn't get either job he had on-site with last week..... this sux!!!
Posted by: linduh at December 12, 2017 07:59 PM (kufk0)
-------
I think we are supposed to call them Administrative Assistants now. Anyhow, she knows how to do conference calls and shit like that. She also helped with some Word stuff on the cookbook.
Awwwww, man! Dang It!

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 08:03 PM (Sfs6o)

349 I believe the original clickers emitted a tone (the click was a striker hitting a piece of metal to emit the sound) that was detected by a mike on the TV.

They only had off/on, up, down channel. 3 buttons. You had to adjust the sound yourself.

But I was only like 5 so I could be incorrect.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 12, 2017 08:03 PM (M06hO)

350 Nood, unplaid maps!

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2017 08:03 PM (hvf9s)

351 The most effective scenario is that Moore rides to Washington, enters the Senate building, trots down the hallways looking for McTurtle's office, busts the door down, "Sassy" drops a load there, then he rides to the
the Senate chamber and rears up like Roy Rogers mounted on Trigger.

Bonus points if he fires off a six-shooter into the rafters.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 08:03 PM (ZZdXT)

352 https://tinyurl.com/y77qt35q

Link to Ala Sec of State election results.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 08:03 PM (xInes)

353 320: In the 70s in high school there used to be a dead number where a bunch of people could call in and talk at once. It would be like a party line with people flirting and talking shit. Kinda like her.
Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2017 08:00 PM (UdKB7)


We did that too. There was a dial tone and you'd have to yell your name and number in the breaks. Then call someone back. Nutso. I can't remember what we called it, but we thought we were being wild.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 08:04 PM (Mjus2)

354 Oh who cares about that dumb ol politics let's talk about how to power a reading light with 48 vac.

Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2017 08:05 PM (UdKB7)

355 >>>it is infuriating to have the democrats' opening character assassination move to be a kill shot on a safe seat.

They are burning through all their ammunition.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 08:05 PM (q177U)

356 310


btw, why didn't he "shoot the deputy?"



What was the point of saying that?


Doesn't ANYONE do cocaine any more?

Posted by: Eric Clapton at December 12, 2017 08:05 PM (UsCnO)

357 The Sheriff shot the Deputy and then the guy shot the Sheriff.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 12, 2017 08:06 PM (M06hO)

358
Just pointing out some of the tension that exists between evangelicals and this particular race.


Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (lwiT4)

I hear ya but I think guy accused of being a perv by Democrats is way above guy who militates killing as many babies as possible on the evangelical scale.

Of course there is always the possibility that people who believe the slander say a pox on both your houses and don't vote at all but voting appears to be heavy so...

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 08:06 PM (FTXAT)

359 As sure as Cadillacs have horns, ATT sold dynamite in Georgia. In 1978.

Would I lie to you?

Posted by: Boss Hogg at December 12, 2017 08:07 PM (t3F5b)

360 I ain't gonna mess with Lazrus. He's a danjers man. Lord, he's a danjers man.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 12, 2017 08:08 PM (T4n7S)

361 351
The most effective scenario is that Moore rides to Washington, enters
the Senate building, trots down the hallways looking for McTurtle's
office, busts the door down, "Sassy" drops a load there, then he rides
to the
the Senate chamber and rears up like Roy Rogers mounted on Trigger.

Bonus points if he fires off a six-shooter into the rafters.


Who said Superman died?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 08:08 PM (UsCnO)

362 Exit Polls,

I was asked once to participate in an exit poll.

I was polite. I did not tell them what I thought of them.

I also did not answer any questions. Exit polls are a self selected sample, of a carefully scientifically selected sample of representative voters. IOW, magical BS.

Posted by: rd at December 12, 2017 08:08 PM (4dz1m)

363 339 We probably talked to each other about stupid shit like this on Prodigy message boards."

*raises hand*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (MINbv)

Same here. Hell we had our own BBS


What's funny is that antennas are making a comeback with cord cutters, it was funny to read about these Millennials thinking it's some form of piracy.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 08:08 PM (dKiJG)

364 Does anyone know where the moral victory party for the dims is being held ??

Posted by: sofa saver at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (4u7kU)

365 341
Kids today will never know the joy of exploring the UHF dial with rabbit
ears and tinfoil to find new channels. Then the crushing disappointment
to find out it is a spanish channel.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (BoMuO)

So that is where illegals come from? UHF?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 08:10 PM (UsCnO)

366 I guess exit pollsters don't tell you how many people say "Fuck OFF"

Posted by: sofa saver at December 12, 2017 08:11 PM (4u7kU)

367 Dang, there was a huge AA turn out

Posted by: Gonzotx at December 12, 2017 08:14 PM (s587h)

368 "Absentees are counted only if their number exceeds the margin of victory in the election."

Pretty common.

Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2017 08:33 PM (w7KSn)

369 It's probably unlikely that Dems will work the system to 'find' uncounted ballots after the polls close in Alabama.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2017 08:51 PM (6dFYM)

370 With the latest outings of liberal perverts and Dems claiming the moral high ground The DNC are trying to combine the liberal and evangelical vote into a new contingency named the born yesterday vote.. LMAO

Posted by: Don't ride on the turnip truck with anyone elese but me at December 12, 2017 08:51 PM (U5Xeq)

Trump's Attorneys Demand Investigation Into Leaks from House Intel Committee;
Jeff Sessions Asks Lawyer to Look Into Possible Need for Special Counsel Investigation Into DOJ



Here's the reporting on Sessions:




Posted by: Ace at 06:24 PM




Comments

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1 FINALLY.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 06:21 PM (vkS2Z)

2 missed it by that much.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 06:22 PM (UsCnO)

3 Hmmm, maybe something will come out of this after all?

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 06:22 PM (EGFUD)

4 About time he woke up.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 12, 2017 06:22 PM (gEvQ8)

5 We're going to investigate... ourselves.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 06:23 PM (MINbv)

6 Sessions is now free to hit the snooze button for another year.

Right?

Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (HDMVB)

7 Uh Oh....schiff is wetting his depends.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (+Dllb)

8 th day of Christmas, my AG sent to me...

Posted by: drummers, pipers, leaping lords, maids at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (EzdLW)

9 And there you go. The entire thing has been laid out for the entire country to see so the claims of bias will have less impact and a roadmap is in place.

Can't wait to see the Rosenstein hearing tomorrow.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (/tuJf)

10 th?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (kGHHG)

11 OK, this is something.

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (3myMJ)

12 Why limit it to just two people? and why limit it to one subject?

If you are going fishing then go deep.

Investigate why the DOJ covered up Hillary's reckless violation of National Security Document Protocol.

What did Obama know, and when did he know it?

Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (KdDCu)

13 So the fox raiding the henhouse is now going to be pursued by the sheepdog.

Mixed metaphors, I know, but you get the point.

This will be breaking news on CNN this Friday.

And they still won't get the story straight.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (UsCnO)

14 You guys suck at calling the Corgis...unless you did...I'm gonna go see...

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (9razJ)

15 Let the games begin for real now!

Posted by: DanMan at December 12, 2017 06:25 PM (XTiHL)

16 No more special counsels. Just fire the lot of them.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at December 12, 2017 06:25 PM (nu45M)

17 Oh, just shitcan them all and then let 'em in, one by one, if they can prove they aren't shitweasels.

Drain it, boys, drain it. And use fine strainer.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 06:25 PM (7UW64)

18 About time he woke up.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 12, 2017 06:22 PM (gEvQ
.........

Snooze button got stuck in the ON position.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 06:25 PM (HgMAr)

19 Last movement before Sessions goes into hibernation for the winter.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 06:26 PM (lKs2v)

20 14 You guys suck at calling the Corgis...unless you did...I'm gonna go see...

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (9razJ)


Come into my parlor, said the spider to the corgi.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 06:26 PM (7UW64)

21

At this rate, Sessions will finally act on this in about 4 months.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 06:26 PM (LATmp)

22 6 Sessions is now free to hit the snooze button for another year.

Right?
Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (HDMVB)

Maybe it took this long to get enough dirt on the people who are blackmailing him to make them back off. Like FBI agents and their skanky wives/lovers/whatevs.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 06:26 PM (vkS2Z)

23 Start up the rotors, Mi General!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 06:27 PM (fA1SL)

24 over/under on a special counsel NOT being needed after this "review"?

over/under that it will then turn out a few months later, that the "senior attorney" has multiple ties to Shrillery, the DNC and a whole herd of fellow #DeepState swamp creatures?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 06:27 PM (kGHHG)

25 Look into it? Hell, just do it...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 06:27 PM (O2RFr)

26 Finally Jefferson Beauregard bestirs himself.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 06:27 PM (ZZdXT)

27 Hmmm.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 06:27 PM (NWiLs)

28 So Sessions has asked for an investigation to see whether we need an investigation about investigations?

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 06:28 PM (jHrzU)

29
Sessions, Issa, Gowdy, all move like snails.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 06:28 PM (LATmp)

30 That's it, go on offense.
Set these jerks back on their pompous heels.

Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2017 06:28 PM (w7KSn)

31 Ha! Sanders says "Your mind is in the gutter if you think that way." about Gillibrand. Hahaha

Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2017 06:28 PM (UdKB7)

32 Just a note. Jones votes in Mt Brook, AL.


The RICHEST suburb in the state.

Posted by: George, not my first rodeo at December 12, 2017 06:28 PM (sqE59)

33 Here, hold my beer

Posted by: Rip Van Sessions at December 12, 2017 06:29 PM (O2RFr)

34 And I called the Corgis, thank you very much. *sniffs while protecting wounded honor... or just sniffing from the flu, your pick*

Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2017 06:29 PM (HDMVB)

35 If Moore gets in and Mueller wraps his investigation (and tax legislation passes) it's going to be gloves off. Trump unleashed.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 06:29 PM (q177U)

36 Bingeratti? Bingerati.

Google says it's a very rare word.

Props to Ace for coining something new.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 12, 2017 06:29 PM (I/iGu)

37 that the "senior attorney" has multiple ties to Shrillery, the DNC and a whole herd "

Considering that they all live within a mile of each other...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 06:29 PM (MINbv)

38 7
Uh Oh....schiff is wetting his depends.

No, he just got back from visiting a Russian prostitute.

And he couldn't hit the bed.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 06:29 PM (UsCnO)

39 7 Uh Oh....schiff is wetting his depends.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (+Dllb)



Next year in Jerusalem the pen?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 06:29 PM (YqDXo)

40 14 You guys suck at calling the Corgis...unless you did...I'm gonna go see...

-----

3 calls. How many do you need?

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (Dhht7)

41 Slightly OT, but just as swampy: This Gillibrand chicken keeps saying that she won't be silenced. This is somewhat akin to a temper tantrum. As I recall, the way to deal with that is to ignore the noise until it goes away.

Why do proggies always sound like bad cases of arrested development?

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (7UW64)

42 I typed out about a dozen posts today that I decided weren't needed, and deleted them instead. Does anyone else here do weird things like that...I wonder as I wander.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (9razJ)

43 Why limit it to just two people? and why limit it to one subject?

If you are going fishing then go deep.

Investigate why the DOJ covered up Hillary's reckless violation of National Security Document Protocol.

What did Obama know, and when did he know it?
Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (KdDCu)

Remember, special counsels are afforded wide latitude.

Something about reaping...

Posted by: golfman at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (nVcge)

44 Not. Tired. Of. Winning!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (3BFzK)

45 Sessions Says what??

Holding hand to ear?


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (7+qdf)

46 Right now my boner could cleave SMOD in two, even if SMOD was composed of pure interstellar diamond.

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (A1FgP)

47 "The entire thing has been laid out for the entire country to see"

Attention All Units: Engage Media Blackout.

Posted by: Your American Free Press at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (3myMJ)

48 america is not so much divided as is the media. while we here and about and sporadically fox news has reported the incremental revelations leading to this scandal (the weaponization of the doj), cnn and the msm have reported nothing. they now describe it as a desperate attempt by trump to undermine mueller as the noose tightens.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (Pg+x7)

49 We must investigate the investigations into the investigations!

Posted by: Phony Baloney at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (UdKB7)

50 It's like I'm friggin Nostradamus.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (7+qdf)

51 1. "FINALLY."
-Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 06:21 PM (vkS2Z)

As a veteran of the #1 spot, it loses its luster after awhile.

...but I'm still not sick of winning.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (Ckg4U)

52 When will the mass exodus of G5's take off for Qatar?

Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (g4lFK)

53
Queen Elizabeth is pretty good at summoning corgis.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 06:32 PM (8O3HH)

54 I might need to confess to some rather tawdry sexual shenanigans which will, of course, require my immediate resignation.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at December 12, 2017 06:32 PM (398bZ)

55 Getting tired of Leftists throwing shit on the walls to see what sticks, its getting about time tables are turned.
WAKE UP JEFF

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 06:32 PM (aC6Sd)

56 No special counsel. How about you just do you job. A key part is making sure your underlings aren't criminals.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 06:32 PM (LnOh3)

57 Exits have Black turnout as 30% of the voting electorate, which would lead to a Jones win. 25% Black vote was what was considered to be needed for a Jones victory.

==

exit polls...sigh

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:32 PM (QC/4S)

58 "This Gillibrand chicken keeps saying that she won't be silenced. This is
somewhat akin to a temper tantrum. As I recall, the way to deal with
that is to ignore the noise until it goes away."


----------

Bold move Cotton! We'll wee if it works.

Posted by: Pepper Brooks at December 12, 2017 06:32 PM (3BFzK)

59 43 I typed out about a dozen posts today that I decided weren't needed, and deleted them instead.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (9razJ)


If people didn't post what they thought wasn't needed, this place just be empty gray boxes.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 06:33 PM (Enq6K)

60 Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (9razJ)

Heck no!

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2017 06:33 PM (1Oy/Q)

61 This might be something.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 06:33 PM (14URa)

62 It's gonna be an early night Gumby. Go ahead and bend over.

Posted by: Pokey at December 12, 2017 06:33 PM (UdKB7)

63 51 It's like I'm friggin Nostradamus.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (7+qdf)

Oh God yes, harder, harder!

Posted by: Nostradamus at December 12, 2017 06:33 PM (NWiLs)

64 I typed out about a dozen posts today that I decided weren't needed, and deleted them instead. Does anyone else here do weird things like that...I wonder as I wander.

----

Yes, what sounds good in my head looks different when it is on paper - so to speak.

Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (KdDCu)

65 I'd love to see that rat faced f*ck Schiff be outed as the leaker from the intel committee. I think that would cause Pelousi to crap her depends.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (gEvQ8)

66 exit polls...

Wasn't sure if I'm supposed to ignore above poster

Posted by: Rip Van Sessions at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (O2RFr)

67 good ol' Amazon... i ordered 4 cookbooks yesterday.

nary a peep on shipping them yet. the order status says i *might* get them NEXT Monday.

assholes.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (kGHHG)

68 No Special Counsel.

Good lord, we currently have one who has spent $7M to come up with process crimes from ten years ago against a Trump campaign advisor and another one against a Trump administration official who was bamboozled into admitting guilt, by a biased judge and will probably be reversed on appeal.

And entire year of feeding frenzy for the media. and he STILL hasn't come out and told everyone that there was no collusion by the Trump campaign with Russia.

Who in DC can actually investigate the DOJ and FBI and the Fusion crap with no involvement themselves or bias? The answer is no one. What will happen is three years from now, half a dozen people will be indicted for lying about what color shirt they had on six years ago in a meeting or not completely filling in the dot on their form.

And the real perpetrators will be happily partying in the Hamptons while their consultants plan the next coup.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (VSya6)

69 someone set him up the bomb!

Posted by: porg herder at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (TlvUt)

70 I just want the Donald to run out of bubblegum.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (yTnCT)

71 1. Trump appoints special prosecutor
2. ?????
3. Hillary Clinton becomes the 46th POTUS

Posted by: Sally Kohn at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (3BFzK)

72 Posted by: olddog in mo at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (Dhht7)


Look, I'm Grinchmas personified until 3 days before Christmas, then my heart grows 3 sizes and I'm festive as all get out. I wish I could fix that about myself. But can't. Happens every fvckin' year.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (9razJ)

73 Roman Polanski is being investigated for a rape of a 10 year old in 1975

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (dKiJG)

74 Someone poked snoozy with a stick?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (0OmEj)

75 I'm woke.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at December 12, 2017 06:35 PM (Tyii7)

76
How cucky is Hugh Hewitt?

Today he said this: Mueller is a straight arrow. The reason he loaded his counsel with Democrats is so the other Democrats couldn't say his investigators were biased...There is no reason to fire Mueller.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 06:35 PM (LATmp)

77 Sessions, Issa, Gowdy, all move like snails.
--

Yes... but, if Sessions were onto things in the beginning, my guess is he would have only had a few skulls to hang on his wall.

Now there's a chance he can feed the village with the corpses of everyone that could possibly come down.

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 06:35 PM (aT+Bx)

78 The sloth doth waken.....

Posted by: Morigu at December 12, 2017 06:35 PM (Eu98u)

79 52
1. "FINALLY."

-Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 06:21 PM (vkS2Z)



As a veteran of the #1 spot, it loses its luster after awhile.



...but I'm still not sick of winning.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (Ckg4U)

----
You say that now, but wait until Kirsten and Liz attack you with false sexual attack claims.Suddenly being #1 will be a big deal once again............

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 06:35 PM (UsCnO)

80 "Exits have Black turnout as 30% of the voting electorate, which would lead to a Jones win. 25% Black vote was what was considered to be needed for a Jones victory."

Early night for Bill Wynn.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 06:35 PM (398bZ)

81 This will be breaking news on CNN this Friday.

And they still won't get the story straight.

I was listening to jay Sekulow recount his conversation with an NBC reporter yesterday morning. he had to correct her 3 times:"So, your advocating the DoJ investigates S.C. Mueller?"
Sekulow: "No, I never said that."
"So, your advocating the DoJ investigates S.C. Mueller?"
Sekulow: "No, I never said that."
"So, your advocating the DoJ investigates S.C. Mueller?"
Sekulow: "No, I never said that."
3. F'ng. Times.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2017 06:35 PM (ty7RM)

82 77
How cucky is Hugh Hewitt?

Today he said this: Mueller is a straight arrow. The reason he loaded his counsel with Democrats is so the other Democrats couldn't say his investigators were biased...There is no reason to fire Mueller.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 06:35 PM (LATmp)

Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

83 Is Gumby Bill Wynn?

Posted by: Rip Van Sessions at December 12, 2017 06:36 PM (O2RFr)

84 68 Demand is TOO DAMN HIGH.

2nd printing soon?

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 06:36 PM (kUotE)

85 desperate attempt by trump to undermine mueller as the noose tightens.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (Pg+x7)

Odd that. That is exactly what the sooper geeneeus Juan Williams was saying today.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 12, 2017 06:36 PM (gEvQ8)

86 Adam Schitfit and Eli Cumonhisfaceings have been the No 1 and No 2 leakers on that committee.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 06:36 PM (k1TUh)

87 Appoint an separate IG for each senior DOJ official.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 06:36 PM (WbIyz)

88 Exits have Black turnout as 30% of the voting electorate, which would lead to a Jones win. 25% Black vote was what was considered to be needed for a Jones victory.

Ask em how that worked out for Hillary.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:37 PM (39g3+)

89 Special counsels are unconstitutional.

Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at December 12, 2017 06:37 PM (KCgrJ)

90 There was a thing posted sommers about polls not having good response rates. People weren't talking to pollsters.

Might have been here sommers. Impossible to find now, buried, as it is, would be, in a database.

Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 06:37 PM (KdDCu)

91 40
Exits have Black turnout as 30% of the voting electorate, which would
lead to a Jones win. 25% Black vote was what was considered to be needed
for a Jones victory.

Posted by: Gumby at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (+jCzc)

WHO'S exit poll?

Posted by: George, not my first rodeo at December 12, 2017 06:37 PM (sqE59)

92 86 desperate attempt by trump to undermine mueller as the noose tightens.

Tightens on Mueller

Posted by: Rip Van Sessions at December 12, 2017 06:37 PM (O2RFr)

93 86 desperate attempt by trump to undermine mueller as the noose tightens.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (Pg+x7)

Odd that. That is exactly what the sooper geeneeus Juan Williams was saying today.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 12, 2017 06:36 PM (gEvQ

The noose is tightening, just not around the necks he wants it to.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 06:37 PM (NWiLs)

94 Exits have Black turnout as 30% of the voting electorate, which would lead to a Jones win. 25% Black vote was what was considered to be needed for a Jones victory.

Posted by: Gumby at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (+jCzc)

It's going to be an early night in Florida...calling it for Hillary...Bullshit!

Posted by: Timon at December 12, 2017 06:37 PM (NTM5E)

95 I suspect that black southerners are even less likely than white southerners to have a problem with a guy dating teenagers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:37 PM (39g3+)

96 Posted by: Gumby at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (+jCzc)

WHO'S exit poll?
Posted by: George, not my first rodeo at December 12, 2017 06:37 PM (sqE59)

WHO WAS PHONE?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 06:38 PM (NWiLs)

97 53 When will the mass exodus of G5's take off for Qatar?
Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (g4lFK)

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G5s?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 06:38 PM (h3OTG)

98 Maybe Gumby is Frank Putz or Lutz

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 06:38 PM (O2RFr)

99 There's a civil war goin' on here and I'm determined to try and stay awake for part of it.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at December 12, 2017 06:38 PM (Tyii7)

100 This will be breaking news on CNN this Friday.



And they still won't get the story straight.



I was listening to jay Sekulow recount his conversation with an NBC
reporter yesterday morning. he had to correct her 3 times:"So, your
advocating the DoJ investigates S.C. Mueller?"

Sekulow: "No, I never said that."

"So, your advocating the DoJ investigates S.C. Mueller?"

Sekulow: "No, I never said that."

"So, your advocating the DoJ investigates S.C. Mueller?"

Sekulow: "No, I never said that."

3. F'ng. Times.
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They hire them because they're pretty, not because they're smart.

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 06:38 PM (aT+Bx)

101 I'm just worried they will find ballots in trunks.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (q177U)

102 I remember "Gumby" as a concern troll from awhile back.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (bZ7mE)

103 >> Roman Polanski is being investigated for a rape of a
>> 10 year old in 1975

There are 10 women now who say that POS molested them. The youngest was 9 at the time. The first of these occured in '69 IIRC, and he kept at it.

The Daily Mail has had several stories about these women. They are all starting some group to put pressure on the Academy to boot Polanski out like they did Uncle Harvey.

If Harvey's out, Polanski is worse, with the pedophilia.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (8O3HH)

104 Exits have Black turnout as 30% of the voting electorate, which would lead to a Jones win. 25% Black vote was what was considered to be needed for a Jones victory.
Posted by: Gumby at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (+jCzc)

So it is assumed that they will vote for the guy who put out racist flyers?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (Eu5eZ)

105 nary a peep on shipping them yet. the order status says i *might* get them NEXT Monday.

assholes.


Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (kGHHG)
I ordered last Thurs morning. Expected delivery Wednesday (tomorrow). Kept checking, nothing changed but hadn't shipped yet. Went 9 rounds with Amazon customer service today. They took off my shipping charges and, supposedly, "expedited" delivery. Still showing it hasn't shipped yet. Still showing it'll be here by 8 pm tomorrow. Never had a problem with Amazon before, it's usually here well before predicted. This is very frustrating.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (14URa)

106 Gumby is a firm believer in exit polls

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (QC/4S)

107 98 53 When will the mass exodus of G5's take off for Qatar?
Posted by: Monk at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (g4lFK)

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G5s?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 06:38 PM (h3OTG)

G5, playah. Playah. Big dick PLAYAH!

Posted by: Les Grossman at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (NWiLs)

108 >>I'm just worried they will find ballots in trunks.


Pickup trucks don't have trunks.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (RzgQJ)

109 41
14 You guys suck at calling the Corgis...unless you did...I'm gonna go see...



-----



3 calls. How many do you need?

====

So.... who wants to be the first Corgi starlet to become a star?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (UsCnO)

110 107 Gumby is a firm believer in exit polls
Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (QC/4S)

Poles in his exit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 06:40 PM (NWiLs)

111 I'm just worried they will find ballots in trunks.

Horses saddle bags?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 06:40 PM (O2RFr)

112 "Welllll, look who decided to show up! I didn't think you had it in ya"

Posted by: Hobbiehawk at December 12, 2017 06:40 PM (Qot/z)

113 Oh COME ON! Can I get a friggin' flaming skull here!?!

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 06:40 PM (0YSzp)

114 So which Democrat/deep state hack is Sessions going to appoint?

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2017 06:40 PM (6dFYM)

115 If Harvey's out, Polanski is worse, with the pedophilia.

Yeah but Polanski hasn't made the enemies Harvey did over the years. And they consider him such a great artiste that they are willing to give him a pass.

Like Rob Reiner's character says in Bullets over Broadway, "an artist creates his own moral universe"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:41 PM (39g3+)

116 Getting tired of Leftists throwing shit on the walls to see what sticks, its getting about time tables are turned.
WAKE UP JEFF
Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 06:32 PM (aC6Sd)


Throw shit against the wall and call for an investigation claiming the other guy threw shit.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2017 06:41 PM (Eu5eZ)

117 107 Gumby is a firm believer in exit polls

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (QC/4S)


He's Gumby, GDamnit!

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 06:41 PM (Enq6K)

118 115 So which Democrat/deep state hack is Sessions going to appoint?
Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2017 06:40 PM (6dFYM)

May as well just appoint Hillary and get it over with.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 06:41 PM (KCgrJ)

119 Exit polls have the Purple turnout at 66% while the Lavender turnout was only 49%.

Jones only needed 2% of the Purple and 1% of the Lavender to get it in his shorts like he likes it.

Good and hard.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2017 06:41 PM (EoRCO)

120 I'm just worried they will find ballots in trunks.

That's why its going to be a close win for Moore rather than a comfortable one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:41 PM (39g3+)

121 Hm, so Deputy Dawg's finally taking action, is he? I guess that's something.

On a side note, anyone feel like going to Alabama and rigging the elections? I think Moore will win, but I'm afraid I'm wrong, and I need someone to fix this and make Doug "Dick" Jones go back where he came from.

Posted by: T at December 12, 2017 06:42 PM (mrgqr)

122 Your Medved update: instead of focusing on important things like (not making this up) peace negotiations between Israel and the Palestinians, or tax cuts, Trump is indulging his addiction to rage, and showing attention-deficit problems, by tweeting about Gillibrand and journalists.


I think he really "thinks" this. Despite common sense, and the facts in front of him (Trump obviously working his important issues constantly, and with longer hours than any president in memory).


Those still holding out, let yourself consider the possibility that these people are ..... not very smart. It's actually most of the problem.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2017 06:42 PM (QDnY+)

123 That's why its going to be a close win for Moore rather than a comfortable one.

At least they have voter ID

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 06:42 PM (O2RFr)

124 Does anyone know if that Moore guy from Alabama sexually harassed any gays or lesbians???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at December 12, 2017 06:42 PM (u54O2)

125 Getting tired of Leftists throwing shit on the walls to see what sticks, its getting about time tables are turned.

I like a more surgical, effective approach than monkeys flinging poop. A professional, mature one. One that gets the bad guys instead of grandstands for fundraising and votes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:42 PM (39g3+)

126 Really Bluebell/Weasel, how many until you need to do a 2nd run?

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 06:43 PM (kUotE)

127 I have it on good authority that Roman Polanski had a "come to Jesus" moment. In Tijuana. In 1997.

So suck it, baggerz.

Posted by: Meryl Streep at December 12, 2017 06:43 PM (398bZ)

128 There was a huge turnout in my little polling place.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:43 PM (xInes)

129 At least they have voter ID

Yep, and that makes all the difference in the world. Cops tend to show up at polls to see if people with out standing warrants show up.

Some guy was whining this is voter suppression.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:43 PM (39g3+)

130 Does anyone know if that Moore guy from Alabama sexually harassed any gays or lesbians???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at December 12, 2017 06:42 PM (u54O2)
Apparently, only really reticent ones.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 06:43 PM (14URa)

131 125 Does anyone know if that Moore guy from Alabama sexually harassed any gays or lesbians???
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at December 12, 2017 06:42 PM (u54O2)

Trick question.
If yes, you can shout Moore is a groper.

If no, you can shout Moore is a bigot for not groping the right people.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (KCgrJ)

132 Yes, what sounds good in my head looks different when it is on paper - so to speak.
Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 06:34 PM (KdDCu)



I know, right? In my head it is...'I need to make this post'. Post typed out....'what kind of crap-twaddle did I just write?' "I'm Not posting this."

Then - "I have gotta stop wasting time doing this. I miss other people's good posts. Plus, iPad typing sucks and takes so much time."

This is one of the posts I should not post. But it took so much time, I'm gonna anyway. lol Sonobi apologies.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (9razJ)

133 Really Bluebell/Weasel, how many until you need to do a 2nd run?

POD doesn't work that way. They don't do runs, they print when someone orders. Much better system.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (39g3+)

134 >>6 Sessions is now free to hit the snooze button for another year.

Right?

Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (HDMVB)

Yes. That would be correct.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (r9UYA)

135 115
So which Democrat/deep state hack is Sessions going to appoint?

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2017 06:40 PM (6dFYM)

Well, I would volunteer, but shit I had to give up my law license for rape or something. Bitch got $850,000 too.

Posted by: Good Ole Bill at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (sqE59)

136 Trumps job approval in Alabama is 48/48.


Hahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (O2RFr)

137 I ordered last Thurs morning. Expected delivery Wednesday (tomorrow).
Kept checking, nothing changed but hadn't shipped yet. Went 9 rounds
with Amazon customer service today. They took off my shipping charges
and, supposedly, "expedited" delivery. Still showing it hasn't shipped
yet. Still showing it'll be here by 8 pm tomorrow. Never had a problem
with Amazon before, it's usually here well before predicted. This is
very frustrating.


Modern slavery is alive and well inside of Amazon Fulfillment Centers.

Your post has probably gotten some worker beaten up by management.

But hey, Jeff Bezos needs more money to prop up the WaPo.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (UsCnO)

138 My cookbook has shipped.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (q177U)

139
Here's the DM article listing of all of Polanski's victims:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5058727

10. That have come forward.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (8O3HH)

140 The Paolo, his Poll shows unusually high turnout and rapid Voter turnover.

Posted by: Paolo at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (RzgQJ)

141 G5s?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 06:38 PM (h3OTG)

Gulfstream 5

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (1Oy/Q)

142 There are 10 women now who say that POS molested them. The youngest was 9 at the time. The first of these occured in '69 IIRC, and he kept at it.

The Daily Mail has had several stories about these women. They are all starting some group to put pressure on the Academy to boot Polanski out like they did Uncle Harvey.

If Harvey's out, Polanski is worse, with the pedophilia.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 06:39 PM (8O3HH)

What's disgusting is that Havey wasn't convicted of anything and Polanski was and is still a member.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 06:45 PM (dKiJG)

143 "Does anyone know if that Moore guy from Alabama sexually harassed any gays or lesbians???"

There was this one time out in Vegas...

Posted by: Exile at December 12, 2017 06:45 PM (Fikbq)

144 Why do proggies always sound like bad cases of arrested development?
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 06:30 PM (7UW64)

If it walks like a duck and sounds like a duck...

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 06:45 PM (vkS2Z)

145 Went 9 rounds with Amazon customer service today. They took off my shipping charges and, supposedly, "expedited" delivery.
---
Peaches: how on earth do you get ahold of Amazon Customer Service?

i've never been able to figure that out, other than the automated e-mail BS

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 06:45 PM (kGHHG)

146 The cookbook is on demand, right? It's made when it's ordered? Might be unusual to have an on demand book get so many orders.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 06:45 PM (q177U)

147 Heard Hugh the other morning and in a interview wanted the interview that screwed Gen Flynn tossed as it is not usable

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 06:45 PM (aC6Sd)

148 143 G5s?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 06:38 PM (h3OTG)

Gulfstream 5
Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2017 06:44 PM (1Oy/Q)

No more frequent flier bitch miles for my buddy Pecker!

Posted by: Les Grossman at December 12, 2017 06:45 PM (NWiLs)

149 Post first, think later. We value spontaneity here.

Posted by: Pokey at December 12, 2017 06:46 PM (UdKB7)

150 Our Dentist!


Also. A Jew.

Posted by: Mrs Roy Moore at December 12, 2017 06:46 PM (RzgQJ)

151 More exit poll info...

==

ah, thanks; what are the approval numbers for Conecuh Sausage ?

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:46 PM (QC/4S)

152 Hey, I'd do that Lisa girl, yeah

Posted by: Good Ole Bill at December 12, 2017 06:47 PM (sqE59)

153 >>POD doesn't work that way. They don't do runs, they print when someone orders. Much better system.

According to both bluebell and Weasel, multiple times now, so does Amazon.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 06:47 PM (/tuJf)

154 "if the standards for a special counsel are met"


(howling with laughter, pausing to breathe, laughing some more)


Lessee, how does the Mueller example stack up against "standards" for a special counsel appointment? Were the predicate crimes, um, dubious and trivial process crimes unrelated to anything in particular? No, I don't believe they were. Still waiting for anything related to the ludicrous - and totally unsubstantiated - connections between Russian govt. and Trump campaign (as the Rosenstein memo specifies).


Actually, what WOULD be the predicate "crime" of any of this? It's so inappropriate and reckless that yes, it imperils the reputation of the country's highest law enforcement institutions, clearly. But crimes?



Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2017 06:47 PM (QDnY+)

155 Oh fer Chrissakes!! Put me in coach!!!

Posted by: Rudy "Tan Rested and Ready" Giuliani at December 12, 2017 06:47 PM (0YSzp)

156 I got my hard copy of the cookbook tonight.

Amazon did send an email that said it might be late yesterday bit UPS is running til 8 pm here and it arrived a little after 6.

Posted by: Big V at December 12, 2017 06:47 PM (MVE/7)

157 135 heh. The publishing industry were the last ones I would have expected to get with the modern distribution methods. Well, good on 'em then.

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 06:48 PM (kUotE)

158 well, thanks to routine leftwing character assassination, Moore is going to have to deal with child molestor snide asides from cap hill lib losers forever now.

he needs help with comebacks to these pedo island pizzagate types?

Posted by: porg herder at December 12, 2017 06:48 PM (TlvUt)

159
They hire them because they're pretty, not because they're smart.


Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 06:38 PM (aT+Bx)


WHAT????

Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at December 12, 2017 06:48 PM (UsCnO)

160 Conecuh Sausage: Nature's most perfect food.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 06:48 PM (398bZ)

161 According to both bluebell and Weasel, multiple times now, so does Amazon.

Right, they probably went through Createspace, Amazon's personal POD service. I have books on there too, its a bit of a pain to set up but great when its in place.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:48 PM (39g3+)

162 i've never been able to figure that out, other than the automated e-mail BS


Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 06:45 PM (kGHHG)

It's pretty easy, go to customer service email them your phone number, they will call you.

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 06:48 PM (sqE59)

163 Opinion of Roy Moore

==

are you a gambling man ?

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:48 PM (QC/4S)

164 ---
Peaches: how on earth do you get ahold of Amazon Customer Service?

i've never been able to figure that out, other than the automated e-mail BS


Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 06:45 PM (kGHHG)
I just kinda stumbled around until I saw a "contact us" and did a chat. With Aslesha Vijayanand. She was very nice. The shipping charges have come off but shipping has still not commenced. I wonder if my copy was involved in the great Amazon printer paper jam . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 06:48 PM (14URa)

165 since Dumby Gumby is BSing


political reporter for LifeZette

Apples to apples: I was voter No. 1,519 at Daphne Civic Center 1t 3:17 p.m. in AlabamaSenateElection primary in August. At just before 3 p.m. today for genex, I was No. 4,324.

Brendan Kirby (@BrendanKKirby) December 12, 2017

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 06:49 PM (y3aQB)

166 The best defense is a good offense. Yay !


In other news, got The Cookbook this afternoon and it is freaking AWESOME !
Endless kudos to bluebell, Weasel, Bandersnatch for the illustrations, the Moron Horde Distributed Proofreading Team, and of course all the contributors ! Wow !
And everyone who I forgot to mention, too ! Muldoon for the chapter limericks, for instance.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 12, 2017 06:49 PM (HySvC)

167 Mine said delivery 13/14 Dec. and I was one of the first to order. I call fowl.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:49 PM (xInes)

168 I want Moore to win just so Trump will go full out nuclear.

Posted by: mpfs, Show me on the Muppet where Matt Lauer touched you at December 12, 2017 06:49 PM (79p/O)

169 Getting itchy yet, Bill? It's been weeks...

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 06:49 PM (3myMJ)

170 Conecuh Sausage: Nature's most perfect food.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud,



==
exit poll:

approve 32
disapprove 89

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:50 PM (QC/4S)

171 I wasn't supposed to get my copy till today but it arrived yesterday morning, emailed my sister to see if my niece would appreciate it as I might give it to her and get another for me.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 06:50 PM (aC6Sd)

172 well, thanks to routine leftwing character assassination, Moore is going to have to deal with child molestor snide asides from cap hill lib losers forever now.

They'll keep it up until the pedo stuff finally comes out. They've been sitting on it really hard in the media, mostly because they aren't adults to get notice or show up with a camera.

But its coming, I am totally certain. Epstein's island flight logs are full of big names.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:50 PM (39g3+)

173 ah, thanks; what are the approval numbers for Conecuh Sausage ?

100% approval at my house. I have some in my freezer that I'm saving to use for gumbo.

Posted by: no good deed at December 12, 2017 06:50 PM (eIQHF)

174 >>Mine said delivery 13/14 Dec. and I was one of the first to order. I call fowl.



Obviously the Nutmeg Cabal is displeased with you.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 06:50 PM (RzgQJ)

175 164 neat.

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 06:50 PM (kUotE)

176 157 Opinion of Roy Moore
Fav 42
Unfavorable 55

Opinion of Doug Jones
Fav 49
Unfavorable 49
Posted by: Gumby at December 12, 2017 06:47 PM (+jCzc)



Opinion of Gumby
Fav 0
Unfavorable 100

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

177 Does anyone know if that Moore guy from Alabama sexually harassed any gays or lesbians???
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at December 12, 2017 06:42 PM (u54O2)

Ummmmmm...Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2017 06:51 PM (EoRCO)

178 With Aslesha Vijayanand.'


So, a local call.

Posted by: Pokey at December 12, 2017 06:51 PM (UdKB7)

179 8th day of Christmas, my AG sent to me...
Posted by: drummers, pipers, leaping lords, maids at December 12, 2017 06:24 PM (EzdLW)

Am I the only moron here that thinks bad thoughts when I hear "eight maids a milking".....?

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 06:51 PM (2sCft)

180 Ever since Trump election, don't trust any polls. At all.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:51 PM (9razJ)

181 CSM if you weren't in the middle of Greenland it might get there faster than a reindeer sled

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 06:51 PM (aC6Sd)

182 By the time he gets around to actually doing anything Trump will be out of office. What a disappointment?!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 06:51 PM (2X7pN)

183 Opinion of Roy Moore
Fav 42
Unfavorable 55

Opinion of Doug Jones
Fav 49
Unfavorable 49
Posted by: Gumby at December 12, 2017 06:47 PM (+jCzc)

****

Your concern over nameless polls is:

( ) Noted

( ) Not Noted

( X ) Trump/ Moore 2020 "Because you Didn't Fucking Listen the First Time"

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (0YSzp)

184 >>>But its coming, I am totally certain. Epstein's island flight logs are full of big names.

gross!

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (q177U)

185 Can we just have a list of people in DC who did NOT work for or have relations with a Fusion employee?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (BoMuO)

186 Gumby takes it up the clayhole.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (Ckg4U)

187 If calling the perverts who should rot in hell is abuse, then yes, Moore abused them.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (xInes)

188 My Schadenboner just invented faster than light drive.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (BfOXk)

189 The one thing I learned from MY demanding...it gets me squat.

Posted by: socalcon at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (Roy2Z)

190 #BREAKING Sessions on calls for a special counsel to look into Sr DOJ Official Bruce Ohr, and wife Nellie's contacts with Fusion GPS during the summer and fall of 2016: "I've put a Senior Attorney, with the resources he may need, to review cases in our office ... 1/2

-- jakebgibson (@JakeBGibson) December 12, 2017


Forget any investigation. Just carry out a "civil asset forfeiture" on their physical bodies and throw these pond scum into jail ... or just lock them away in an evidence box on some well-built shelf.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (8gDQu)

191 For you foreigners, Conecuh is pronounced "Con-NEK-uh."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (398bZ)

192 Huge if bigly

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at December 12, 2017 06:53 PM (jxw6R)

193 185 Can we just have a list of people in DC who did NOT work for or have relations with a Fusion employee?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
~~
Sure, here's a post-it.

Posted by: socalcon at December 12, 2017 06:53 PM (Roy2Z)

194 131 More exit poll info...

Trumps job approval in Alabama is 48/48.
Posted by: Gumby at December 12, 2017 06:43 PM (+jCzc)




This actually means Moore in a landslide, because most "exit polls" had Trump much lower, and he still prevailed.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 06:53 PM (ujg0T)

195 I do fell sad I had nothing to contribute to the cookbook

Take glass
Pour in scotch
Enjoy

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 06:53 PM (aC6Sd)

196 I've already sent Bitch McYertle a Seppuku knife. It's the most honorable way out Bitch.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 06:53 PM (r9UYA)

197 Gumby takes it up the clayhole.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (Ckg4U)

Pokey pokes Gumby.

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2017 06:54 PM (1Oy/Q)

198
I ordered two other books when I ordered the Moron Cookbook. One from a third party vendor. It shipped almost immediately. One from Amazon direct, it shipped a couple days after the first, to arrive in the same time frame.

The Moron Cookbook hasn't shipped yet.

Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 06:54 PM (KdDCu)

199 honest tho...exit polls are shit

Posted by: porg herder at December 12, 2017 06:54 PM (TlvUt)

200 190. * hoppean fistbump *

Physical removal.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 06:54 PM (fA1SL)

201 Where's the fucking Decision Desk?

or, did they completely graduate to establishment knob gobblers?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 06:54 PM (RzgQJ)

202 You can order Conecuh sausage from their web site and it ships to all 48 lower states.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:54 PM (xInes)

203 http://bit.ly/2BhM8vQ

Federal Judge Recuses Herself From A Second Fusion GPS Case

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 06:54 PM (y3aQB)

204 We value spontaneity here.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 12, 2017 06:54 PM (mtfdF)

205 Or my famous ONT oatmeal

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 06:55 PM (aC6Sd)

206 >>The Moron Cookbook hasn't shipped yet.


#2Weeks

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 06:55 PM (RzgQJ)

207 now think back a bit here people.

Sessions recused himself because he had some slight connection to Russians at some point. It was a bit excessively cautious but he did it.

Now, compared to all the news about totally corrupt and compromised people in Meuller's team, how does Sessions look? Does he seem in any way compromised or biased, at any level does he seem even slightly slanted or unjust?

This stuff pays out no matter how frustrating it seems or how you wouldn't do it yourself. Sometimes playing the straight arrow can really help.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:55 PM (39g3+)

208 >>The Moron Cookbook hasn't shipped yet.

Well, you know what they say...


#TwoWeeks!

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 12, 2017 06:55 PM (mtfdF)

209 You can order Conecuh sausage from their web site and it ships to all 48 lower states.

==

crazy capitalists

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:55 PM (QC/4S)

210 I took a bus home last night from the bar. Frightened the life out of me. Those things are big and fast.
Never driven one before.

Posted by: Neverstopfishing at December 12, 2017 06:56 PM (VZA3a)

211 Excuse me, sir. If I told you Roy Moore anal raped goats in front of kindergarteners, would you have a favorable or unfavorable of him? Mmmm hmmmmm. And, If I may, If I told you Doug Jones Spent $1million of his own money last year to buy retired nuns yarn so they could knit booties and hats for underpriviledged black kids, would you have a favorable, or unfavorable of him? See people view Doug Jones more favorably!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 06:56 PM (BoMuO)

212 For you foreigners, Conecuh is pronounced "Con-NEK-uh."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (398bZ)
==================

Okay now I know how to say it. I still have no idea what it is? A dessert topping? A floor wax?

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 06:56 PM (lwiT4)

213 197 Gumby takes it up the clayhole.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 06:52 PM (Ckg4U)

Pokey pokes Gumby.
Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2017 06:54 PM (1Oy/Q)



I visualize him getting ganged by The Blockheads.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 06:56 PM (ujg0T)

214 "Where's the fucking Decision Desk?

or, did they completely graduate to establishment knob gobblers?"
----------------
They'll have all the results. Just on a time delay.

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 06:56 PM (3myMJ)

215 Sessions recused himself because he had some slight connection to Russians at some point. It was a bit excessively cautious but he did it.

Now, compared to all the news about totally corrupt and compromised people in Meuller's team, how does Sessions look? Does he seem in any way compromised or biased, at any level does he seem even slightly slanted or unjust?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:55 PM (39g3+)


Honestly, he seems like an idiot.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 06:57 PM (8gDQu)

216 They'll keep it up until the pedo stuff finally comes out. They've been sitting on it really hard in the media, mostly because they aren't adults to get notice or show up with a camera.

But its coming, I am totally certain. Epstein's island flight logs are full of big names.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 06:50 PM (39g3+)i


I concur. It will by YUGE!

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 06:57 PM (Mjus2)

217 Late to the thread, so who are the morons referring to as "Gumby"?

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 06:57 PM (2sCft)

218 I'm having Conecuh and white beans right now, with cornbread

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:57 PM (xInes)

219 Too Weaks!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 12, 2017 06:57 PM (mtfdF)

220 Okay now I know how to say it. I still have no idea what it is? A dessert topping? A floor wax?
Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 06:56 PM (lwiT4)

It's just really good sausage:

https://tinyurl.com/6rv7lez

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 06:58 PM (398bZ)

221
Gumby?

Buckwheat is dead. They shot him!

Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 06:58 PM (KdDCu)

222 210 I took a bus home last night from the bar. Frightened the life out of me. Those things are big and fast.
Never driven one before.
Posted by: Neverstopfishing at December 12, 2017 06:56 PM (VZA3a)


Tell me about it. The firemen just about have the garage fire knocked down. Note for next time. Move the cab to a secluded parkinglot before you torch it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 06:58 PM (BoMuO)

223 I mentioned this earlier. Jones voted in the richest town in AL, Mountain Brook, AL. Did I mention they have their own school system?


Of course, it's segregated, like the town.

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 06:58 PM (sqE59)

224 It's #tooweaks

Posted by: lin-duh at work, working;) at December 12, 2017 06:58 PM (kufk0)

225 to recommend to me if the standards for a special counsel are met, and the recommended one should be established
==========

Wow.

We live in amazing times.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 12, 2017 06:58 PM (5ZRXN)

226 "Where's the fucking Decision Desk"
----------------------------------


Perhaps they don't have an interest in counting these results.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 06:59 PM (lwiT4)

227 he, Sessions, had no actual connection to the Russians. his recusal was stupid and very costly to the nation and POTUS. the end.

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 06:59 PM (QC/4S)

228 Late to the thread, so who are the morons referring to as "Gumby"?

Surprisingly GUMBY

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 06:59 PM (y3aQB)

229 The days are going so fast. And I am going so slow. I need a personal ass-kicker.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 06:59 PM (9razJ)

230 >>Sessions recused himself because he had some slight connection to Russians at some point. It was a bit excessively cautious but he did it.


This isn't really the case. He recused himself because he was a key member of Trump's campaign including being the head of his foreign policy team. He could not by rule, and really by commonsense, be in charge of an investigation in which he would be a potential key target. Russia was an important issue but the real issue was properly following the rule of law.

It's kind of important to really understand all the facts.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 06:59 PM (/tuJf)

231 It's just really good sausage:



https://tinyurl.com/6rv7lez

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 06:58 PM (398bZ)
===================

Thanks Cloyd. Is it gluten-free?

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 07:00 PM (lwiT4)

232 218 I'm having Conecuh and white beans right now, with cornbread
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 06:57 PM (xInes)

That's the best. I make it all the time.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 07:00 PM (398bZ)

233 173
ah, thanks; what are the approval numbers for Conecuh Sausage ?


That is a real food, and not slang?

Learn something every day.

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 12, 2017 07:00 PM (UsCnO)

234 po' Gumby... now s/he/its poasts are disappearing.

ain't that just a DAMN shame?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 07:00 PM (kGHHG)

235 "196 I've already sent Bitch McYertle a Seppuku knife. It's the most honorable way out Bitch."

Can cold-blooded animals do seppuku?

If Moore wins McConnell needs not just to step down as leader but resign from the Senate. Ryan needs to go right out of this Congress with him.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2017 07:01 PM (OVUiv)

236 Late to the thread, so who are the morons referring to as "Gumby"?

Surprisingly GUMBY
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 06:59 PM (y3aQB)

I'll have to work my way back thru the thread... I thought Gumby was Mueller's new nic.

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 07:01 PM (2sCft)

237 Will Rosenstein be grilled on how, exactly, the fact set he had justified appointment of a special counsel? And why the only substantive element in his memo appointing Mueller did not involve any identified, likely, or even identified criminal activity?


I know the US has been a joke in many respects for years now, but when they pretend to play along by the actual rules, they should be called and humiliated on it.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2017 07:01 PM (QDnY+)

238 "Late to the thread, so who are the morons referring to as "Gumby"?"

Gumby runs the Decision Desk.

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 07:01 PM (3myMJ)

239
Gumby had no penis

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 07:01 PM (lKyWE)

240 and did a chat. With Aslesha Vijayanand

I'm gonna take a wild-assed guess and posit that that wasn't her real first name.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at December 12, 2017 07:01 PM (Tyii7)

241 "Thanks Cloyd. Is it gluten-free?"

Yes. They pride themselves on making old-fashioned sausage with all natural ingredients.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 07:01 PM (398bZ)

242 51 1. "FINALLY."
-Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 06:21 PM (vkS2Z)

As a veteran of the #1 spot, it loses its luster after awhile.

...but I'm still not sick of winning.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 06:31 PM (Ckg4U)

The "finally" was over seeing some movement from the Sessions corpse - not from getting a first! But thank you for your kind words.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 07:02 PM (vkS2Z)

243 you know, I have said in the past that I hoped that Sessions was waiting for the right moment.
I will consider this a swell Hanukkah present if this turns out to be a truly big crap on the Dems.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 07:02 PM (ILitO)

244 You know, Steve, Ohr spelled backwards is Rho, which is a Greek letter.

Christos Papadalakis is here today at Wrigley with his Mexican girlfriend.

Posted by: Harry Caray at December 12, 2017 07:02 PM (mB3U4)

245 That's right. Here comes the Judge!

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2017 07:02 PM (A1FgP)

246 Sessions was afraid of the Democrats crying he was part of the Russian collusion scam so blinked and washed his hands of it.
Dumbest thing he probably ever did.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 07:02 PM (aC6Sd)

247 First Rule of Making Sausage club...

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 07:03 PM (RzgQJ)

248 It's kind of important to really understand all the facts.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 06:59 PM (/tuJf)

Thanks, JackStraw, you have been a helpful voice of sanity on this.

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 07:03 PM (2sCft)

249 Old Benny Hill joke to give credit where due.

Posted by: Neverstopfishing at December 12, 2017 07:03 PM (VZA3a)

250 -Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 07:02 PM (vkS2Z)

I knew what you meant... lol. I was self-aggrandizing for nailing the Top Spot so many times.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 07:03 PM (Ckg4U)

251 Fusion, the DOJ and FBI had to be corrupt because they knew how corrupt Trump was going to be. Their corruption was driven by patriotism and civic duty to save us from a corrupt fascist, bigot, woman hating poppy pants! It is all Trump's fault, really. We must impeach Trump for making a good man like Ohr and Strzwxyonk corrupt!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:03 PM (BoMuO)

252 You know, Steve, Ohr spelled backwards is Rho, which is a Greek letter.



Christos Papadalakis is here today at Wrigley with his Mexican girlfriend.

Posted by: Harry Caray at December 12, 2017 07:02 PM (mB3U4)
========================

LOL I can't stop laughing

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 07:03 PM (lwiT4)

253 >>I will consider this a swell Hanukkah present.

Hanukkah 2020?


Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 07:03 PM (r9UYA)

254 Alabammy polls close in 52 minutes. I'm going for a drink and walk.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 07:03 PM (ILitO)

255 Let's all take a moment to mourn the temporary loss of our good friend, Banana Splits Guy, who earned himself a 1 week ban from CBD this morning.

Maybe we should add him to the prayer list..?

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (kUotE)

256 He recused himself because he was a key member of Trump's campaign including being the head of his foreign policy team. He could not by rule, and really by commonsense, be in charge of an investigation in which he would be a potential key target.

Thanks for the correction.

And either way, it makes him look very clean and above this crap so if a special counsel is appointed by him, it won't stink to high heaven like the Meuller team does.

Meuller's team is crapping all over themselves and flinging poo around like demented chimpanzees. They look like idiots, they aren't harming Trump in any way, but they are harming Trump's enemies, so much so that CNBC recently suggested Meuller should close shop.

All the people hating Sessions, I think you're going to see why things played out how they did and understand, soon.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (39g3+)

257 I imagine Bill Wynns actual undies must be reaching critical load status as we get closer to election end.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (5ZRXN)

258 Woah, somebody finally put a firecracker in Session's ass?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (aMlLZ)

259 Session's is an experienced prosecutor, he knew he had to.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (xInes)

260 I didn't know the mayor of SFO dropped dead today.

Anyone?
Bueller?

Posted by: mpfs, Show me on the Muppet where Matt Lauer touched you at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (79p/O)

261 247
First Rule of Making Sausage club...

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 07:03 PM (RzgQJ)

Yeah, I fucked up bad. Quick, go to commercial!

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (UsCnO)

262 Maybe we should add him to the prayer list..?

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (kUotE)
===========================

Can we do thumbs up / thumbs down?

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (lwiT4)

263 Gumby is a blockhead.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (IqV8l)

264 Sheboygan Sausage company makes the best brauts.

Or they did forty years ago.

Huh! Autoclue doesn't know how to spell Sheboygan. Neither do I but google does and now autoclue does also.

Hell, Autoclue doesn't know how to spell brauts either and neither does google. Must be a local dialect.

Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (KdDCu)

265 OK Looked up the Conecuh sausage and it looks Yummy. Any places to get its outside of 'Bama?

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (0YSzp)

266 re 253: yeah, that, too. I still can't get over that Trump saved us from that rotten woman.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (ILitO)

267 251 Fusion, the DOJ and FBI had to be corrupt because they knew how corrupt Trump was going to be. Their corruption was driven by patriotism and civic duty to save us from a corrupt fascist, bigot, woman hating poppy pants! It is all Trump's fault, really. We must impeach Trump for making a good man like Ohr and Strzwxyonk corrupt!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:03 PM (BoMuO)



I fully expect Kirsten Gillebimbo or Lizzy Paleface Forktongue to cry out something like this when this all plays out next year.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (ujg0T)

268 Let's all take a moment to mourn the temporary loss of our good friend, Banana Splits Guy, who earned himself a 1 week ban from CBD this morning.


Ruh roh...what happened?

Posted by: mpfs, Show me on the Muppet where Matt Lauer touched you at December 12, 2017 07:06 PM (79p/O)

269 Also anyone know where to go for actual election results? I'll be godammned if I will go to the New York Times or USA tToday

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 07:06 PM (0YSzp)

270 260
I didn't know the mayor of SFO dropped dead today.



Anyone?

Bueller?

=====

Ed Lee was married and had two kids.

It never made the SF news.


Posted by: Shep Smith at December 12, 2017 07:06 PM (UsCnO)

271 according to a press release from Amazon.com, there is no truth to the story that the scheduling for their POD process is done on a Minx 0.7 alpha platform.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 07:06 PM (kGHHG)

272 Maybe we should add him to the prayer list..?

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (kUotE)

Ever had a big zit in the crack of your butt?

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2017 07:06 PM (1Oy/Q)

273 265 OK Looked up the Conecuh sausage and it looks Yummy. Any places to get its outside of 'Bama?
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (0YSzp)

I buy mine at Aldi's, but that might be just an Alabama thing.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 07:06 PM (398bZ)

274 246 Sessions was afraid of the Democrats crying he was part of the Russian collusion scam so blinked and washed his hands of it.
Dumbest thing he probably ever did.
Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 07:02 PM (aC6Sd)


To recycle the lame joke I made earlier-

Sessions realized he used his GPS to drive to a Fusion restaurant, so he is going to recuse himself.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:07 PM (BoMuO)

275 255 Let's all take a moment to mourn the temporary loss of our good friend, Banana Splits Guy, who earned himself a 1 week ban from CBD this morning.

Maybe we should add him to the prayer list..?

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (kUotE)

Heh I missed it.

Long time coming I suppose. He does have a propensity to piss people off.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 07:07 PM (4ErVI)

276 Let's all take a moment to mourn the temporary loss of our good friend, Banana Splits Guy, who earned himself a 1 week ban from CBD this morning.
Maybe we should add him to the prayer list..?
Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (kUotE)

Damn shame......I am going out and grabbing a hot fudge sundae with an extra cherry on top to console myself.

Oh, damn, the closest Baskin-Robbins is over 10 miles away.

Nevermind. There is always beer.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2017 07:07 PM (EoRCO)

277 268 Let's all take a moment to mourn the temporary loss of our good friend, Banana Splits Guy, who earned himself a 1 week ban from CBD this morning.


Ruh roh...what happened?
Posted by: mpfs, Show me on the Muppet where Matt Lauer touched you at December 12, 2017 07:06 PM (79p/O)

***

missed that ~ what did our favorite little leftie contrarian do today?

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 07:07 PM (0YSzp)

278
I've ordered copies twice with my Prime account and they are arriving in 48 hours. The promo copies I ordered for blog giveaways and prizes aren't going to be delivered until after Christmas, so I'm sort of at a loss for how Amazon is prioritizing the orders.

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 07:07 PM (Sfs6o)

279 FvPS getting the full Dracula won't be enough and she'll probably get nothing.

Lets hope enough underlings get enough orange jumpsuit time that a few of them hesitate when the country is inevitably stupid enough to put a D back in the WhiteHouse.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2017 07:07 PM (FhXTo)

280 Chrissy Matthews is asking his Alabamans are dumb bigots question!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 07:07 PM (2X7pN)

281 Huh! Autoclue doesn't know how to spell Sheboygan.
==================


Tell Autoclue to look around America, find the biggest American flag on the biggest flagpole in the country, and you tell him that's Sheboygan.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 07:07 PM (lwiT4)

282 265 OK Looked up the Conecuh sausage and it looks Yummy. Any places to get its outside of 'Bama?
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (0YSzp)

I just did a search and Kroger appears to stock it.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 07:07 PM (398bZ)

283 Banana Splits Guy, who earned himself a 1 week ban from CBD this morning

I'm devastated. *sob* Were they within 10 miles of each other?

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at December 12, 2017 07:08 PM (Tyii7)

284 What Sessions didn't say is that the attorney he appointed to research the Fusion collusion is Ohr.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:08 PM (BoMuO)

285 268 BSG happened. From what I gather, he earned it.

But let's keep him on our prayers! /s

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 07:08 PM (kUotE)

286 Somewhere about 2019 the third or fourth Special acounsel will wrap his/her work and we will finally see Felonia shuffle off to medium security Federal Substance Abuse therapy.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 12, 2017 07:08 PM (5ZRXN)

287 "Sheboygan Sausage"

I love Wisconsin names. Back when i was needing summer work many years ago, Grampa got me a job one summer driving a harvester for the Oconomowoc Canning Company.

I've been looking for some good white veal brats for a while and haven't been able to find any.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 07:08 PM (V2Yro)

288 Are you telling me that Sessions is finally getting up off his ass?

Posted by: gobagoo at December 12, 2017 07:08 PM (A/saJ)

289 over/under that it will then turn out a few months later, that the
"senior attorney" has multiple ties to Shrillery, the DNC and a whole
herd of fellow #DeepState swamp creatures?


OK, so doesn't that basically cover all of D.C.?

Posted by: Paladin at December 12, 2017 07:08 PM (A6JWj)

290 Thanks Cloyd!

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 07:08 PM (0YSzp)

291 Let's all take a moment to mourn the temporary loss of our good friend, Banana Splits Guy, who earned himself a 1 week ban from CBD this morning.


Heh. Did he go outside the 10 mile perimeter? He's not supposed to do that.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 12, 2017 07:09 PM (9razJ)

292 @260

Wow, look at my give a shit face.

http://tinyurl.com/y9wc5yyb

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 07:09 PM (sqE59)

293 OK Looked up the Conecuh sausage and it looks Yummy. Any places to get its outside of 'Bama?
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 07:05 PM (0YSzp)

I buy mine at Aldi's, but that might be just an Alabama thing.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 07:06 PM (398bZ)



--> https://tinyurl.com/y7qxrvrh

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 07:09 PM (QC/4S)

294 I imagine Bill Wynns actual undies must be reaching critical load status as we get closer to election end.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (5ZRXN)

I've had my leaks....

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 07:10 PM (3myMJ)

295 I always miss the banhammering!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 07:10 PM (2X7pN)

296 re 286: otherwise she'll be on her next 'listening tour' as a head start for the 2020 election.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 07:10 PM (ILitO)

297 I'm actually surprised the technology exists on this blog to do a timed banned.

Considering the software powering this site was invented in the Eisenhower years, it truly is a miracle!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 07:10 PM (4ErVI)

298 With BSG gone, where will we get the bowling leader board info now?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 07:10 PM (r9UYA)

299 One almost gets the impression that Sessions and Trump are fans of the "enough rope" theory.

Tough to fire all these bozos, but if they expose themselves badly enough you won't have to...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:10 PM (39g3+)

300 Why does Martha also have that flaming fag for Hillary on. He has a face that needs punching

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 07:10 PM (sqE59)

301 Grampa got me a job one summer driving a harvester for the Oconomowoc Canning Company.


Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 07:08 PM (V2Yro)
=========================

My son got married this summer in a barn in Oconomowoc.

Posted by: grammie winger - stunned by Christmas at December 12, 2017 07:10 PM (lwiT4)

302 Oh, and yes, we used Create Space for printing and Amazon for fulfillment.. I generally have nothing but good things to say so far. There have been a couple of little surprises but so far it's been a good experience. I posted at the end of the last thread - we're around 1,250 sold total.

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 07:10 PM (Sfs6o)

303 new thread, if no one mentioned it

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 07:11 PM (ILitO)

304 Let's all take a moment to mourn the temporary loss of our good friend,
Banana Splits Guy, who earned himself a 1 week ban from CBD this
morning.

----
so, the Bullshit Geyser finally got put on hold?

no surprise there, just that it took so long.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 07:11 PM (kGHHG)

305 I'm actually surprised the technology exists on this blog to do a timed banned.

They have to do it manually. Its in the basement, a huge system of levers and dials.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:11 PM (39g3+)

306 Where is Sheboygan?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 12, 2017 07:12 PM (BoMuO)

307 With BSG gone

==

should I ask ? ok , what happened ?

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 07:12 PM (QC/4S)

308 Yo, corgis, look alive, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 07:12 PM (14URa)

309 --> https://tinyurl.com/y7qxrvrh
Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 07:09 PM (QC/4S)

Publius--that's a complete distribution list by state.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 12, 2017 07:12 PM (398bZ)

310 I generally have nothing but good things to say so far. There have been a couple of little surprises but so far it's been a good experience.

I have had good experiences with Createspace too. They put a nice product out and the turnaround is pretty quick. The more orders you get, the faster they'll put them out, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:12 PM (39g3+)

311 Hahahaha. Live by the special counsel, die by the special counsel.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (+azJs)

312 They have to do it manually. Its in the basement, a huge system of levers and dials.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:11 PM (39g3+)


Is it anything like the Mous-ke-doer?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (BoMuO)

313 ublius--that's a complete distribution list by state.

==

is that a good thing ?

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (QC/4S)

314 Let's all take a moment to mourn the temporary loss of our good friend,
Banana Splits Guy, who earned himself a 1 week ban from CBD this
morning.

----
so, the Bullshit Geyser finally got put on hold?

no surprise there, just that it took so long.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 07:11 PM (kGHHG)

+++

Buh-bye!

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (2sCft)

315 should I ask ? ok , what happened ?

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 07:12 PM (QC/4S)
Can someone link the episode in question? I was awol.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (14URa)

316 Considering the software powering this site was invented in the Eisenhower years
=======

Software from the Eisenhower years is the only bug free software ever written, perhaps explaining why we have such good up-time here at the HQ.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (5ZRXN)

317 Conecuh sausage company is about to get two hundred orders for ten pounds each of their product line to deliver next thursday and they'll be wondering what the hell just happened.

Ace should offer them a deal on advertising.

Posted by: Johnny Twelves Evon at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (KdDCu)

318 276
Damn shame......I am going out and grabbing a hot fudge sundae with an extra cherry on top to console myself.

Oh, damn, the closest Baskin-Robbins is over 10 miles away.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2017 07:07 PM (EoRCO)


Heh.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (sdi6R)

319 Any places to get its outside of 'Bama?

You can have it shipped, but it costs as much as the sausage to ship it. I don't even care. I have it shipped to Maryland.

Posted by: no good deed at December 12, 2017 07:13 PM (eIQHF)

320 Hey the Conecuh sausage folks have a website;
http://www.conecuhsausage.com/cart.aspx?AcceptsCookies=1

Gonna order some!

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 07:14 PM (0YSzp)

321 307 Ask Insomniac, sounds like they got into it

302 that's awesome. Great job. I'll be ordering mine shortly.

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 07:14 PM (kUotE)

322 >>Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 07:04 PM (39g3+)

Didn't mean it as a correction so much as a clarification.

There has been so much bad information and bad punditry as to what is happening, even by people supposedly on our side, because they are basing their opinions on incorrect information. Some of these things seem minor but they actually mean a lot.

Sessions has always been a law and order guy even when he was taking on the KKK in Alabama when it wasn't all that cool to take on the Klan in Alabama. That's how he does things, by the book.

The idea that he and Trump were just going to sit back and let this turn into another Democrat hit job was always laughable. And now, as you noted, Sessions has about the cleanest hands in DC.

Almost like he planned it that way.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 07:15 PM (/tuJf)

323
nood

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2017 07:15 PM (LATmp)

324 Yes Thanks No Good Deed ~ I think that is the site I found ~ expensive but the sausage looks soooooo good I might order it from time to time

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 07:15 PM (0YSzp)

325 Live by the special counsel, die by the special counsel.

==========

Absolutely, just disband the one that is going on now, and have done with it.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 07:16 PM (2X7pN)

326 It's kind of important to really understand all the facts.

Posted by: JackStraw


Do you herd cats for practice when you're away from the horde?

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2017 07:16 PM (FhXTo)

327 I might order it from time to time


I loaded up this summer after vacation and carted a bunch back home with us. I'm about to order some as a Christmas present.

Posted by: no good deed at December 12, 2017 07:16 PM (eIQHF)

328 They don't do runs, they print when someone orders.

3d sausage printing? Ok.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2017 07:17 PM (FhXTo)

329 315 today's morning report. Not much to see.

Posted by: Johnny at December 12, 2017 07:19 PM (kUotE)

330 >> 3d sausage printing? Ok.

THe sex toy people have been doing that for years.

I'll volunteer to be a model all the time, but never get a call back. :sob:

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 07:19 PM (8O3HH)

331 I'm actually surprised the technology exists on this blog to do a timed banned.

The jokes around here just keep getting better.

Meanwhile the store locator says they sell this wunderbrat in Gary IN.
I don't know how to combat code the bing map though.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2017 07:24 PM (FhXTo)

332
296 re 286: otherwise she'll be on her next 'listening tour' as a head start for the 2020 election.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 12, 2017 07:10 PM (ILitO)


"Listing tour" is more like it. She has more holes below the waterline than a colander

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 07:26 PM (pNxlR)

333 POD doesn't work that way. They don't do runs, they print when someone orders. Much better system.

You mean we will all have a first edition? Where is the collector plate value in that?

Posted by: Paladin at December 12, 2017 07:27 PM (A6JWj)

334 >>If I told you Roy Moore anal raped goats in front of kindergarteners, would you have a favorable or unfavorable of him?
------------
I may have done that a long time ago.

Then I quit being a democrat.

Posted by: Roy Moore at December 12, 2017 07:40 PM (2cuLk)

335 So, what's the press approval rating in Alabama?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2017 07:40 PM (QCX64)

336 All the Sessions naysayers have to remember that he took over a politicized and corrupt DOJ. He had to determine white hats from black hats to do anything contrary to the interests of Obama or the Left

Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at December 12, 2017 07:41 PM (g1MTt)

337 Is a sausage printing like pressing a ham?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2017 07:41 PM (QCX64)

338 >>It's kind of important to really understand all the facts.

The hell you say.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 12, 2017 07:43 PM (2cuLk)

339 pro tip for the President, never pick senators for squat.

Posted by: azalea city at December 12, 2017 08:02 PM (WX+x0)

340 It's that Rep Adam Shit-ffw

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 12, 2017 08:08 PM (e8kgV)

341 I would add that all the Sessions naysayers are gonna be eating lots of crow within the year. #TheStormIsComing

Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at December 12, 2017 08:13 PM (g1MTt)

Is This Something?



I don't doubt that pay-for-allegation schemes go on, but I'm a little skeptical about how such a tape, if genuine, could come into Bill O'Reilly's possession. If it's legit, that means that the person being offered money wasn't "safe," and you'd imagine they would only make this offer to people they knew were "safe." As in, definitely super-partisan progressive and almost guaranteed to not talk about the offer, even if they turned it down.

Posted by: Ace at 05:06 PM




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1 Heh...secret tapes.
Kinda cool.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2017 05:07 PM (ty7RM)

2 Maybe Bill is trying to be relevant again?

Posted by: Eggo at December 12, 2017 05:08 PM (McXzs)

3 ...and nostalgic. All we need are two intell. hacks peeing in a closet of a DC hotel.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2017 05:08 PM (ty7RM)

4 Damn.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2017 05:09 PM (xFBfz)

5 Twitter must own a big share of Sonobi.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2017 05:09 PM (GsAUU)

6 Trust but verify.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 05:09 PM (WbIyz)

7 Wheels within wheels. Setups within setups.
Let's be careful out there.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2017 05:11 PM (O5Q3r)

8 It could be a signal amp of Veritas. O'Reilly has considerable sway, even post-Fox I'll believe it when I see it, but at this ppint nothing would surprise me anymore. Especially a tape of Gillibrand "entertaining" Donald Trump in exchange for a $4800 donation.

Posted by: trev006 at December 12, 2017 05:11 PM (jRA31)

9 Obama?

Posted by: Fort Collins Lurker at December 12, 2017 05:11 PM (yGY/h)

10 Bill's been skunked on these things before. I recall him apologizing on air for "wasting your time" in the past...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 12, 2017 05:12 PM (AM1GF)

11

"Safe?"

- - Dr. C. Szell

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 05:12 PM (mbhDw)

12 This is really an open thread, yes?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 05:12 PM (WbIyz)

13
Kirsten Gillibrand.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 05:13 PM (mbhDw)

14 Yeah that's kind of my take. How would Bill O'Reilly get it? Someone like Hannity, yeah I believe that. But him? I think this is just trying to get attention.

But I never liked O'Reilly so maybe that's coloring my judgment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:13 PM (39g3+)

15 It really is incredibly easy to ruin someone right now, especially since they've made the rules that even scrutinizing a claim is something akin to excusing rape.

I also think its unhealthy that both sides are willing to ALWAYS "believe" the accuser when it fits their political agenda.

Posted by: Maritime at December 12, 2017 05:14 PM (lKmt3)

16 The war on men is real ... and any guy that was a "star" 30 years ago, and was not a married saint, may have some sluts skeletons in his closet.

Used to be he could brag about them ... now any hook up could end a career, if the man was less than delicate in his approach.

O'Reilly has also said that "they" are planning a big attack on Trump for January ... Allred is probably training a sex assault "victim" as we speak.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2017 05:14 PM (otAqJ)

17 Sounds like an O'Keefe sting.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:14 PM (+azJs)

18 Kirsten Gillibrand.

She'll gag on a gaggas if the price is right.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 05:14 PM (WbIyz)

19 O'Reilly probably said "Screw it. If the MSM's not bothered by their fake news, I'll give 'em some fake news good and hard. Watch them all of sudden get sanctimonious."

Posted by: WisRich at December 12, 2017 05:14 PM (G0vdT)

20 Could be a Project Veritas sting operation.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 05:15 PM (SrkNc)

21 the best timing for release would be at trial in front of a jury.

Or, during an impeachment hearing, in this case.

Release before then and it will be smeared by the dems paying witnesses to testify that they were hired to create a fake tape,...

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 12, 2017 05:15 PM (LWu6U)

22 One of Murdoch's kids making the offer?

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 05:15 PM (vkS2Z)

23 I think Hannity was referring to that earlier, too. And he said (eyeroll), that it's real, no bullshit. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 05:15 PM (14URa)

24 2 Maybe Bill is trying to be relevant again?
Posted by: Eggo at December 12, 2017 05:08 PM (McXzs)



You know, I do wonder if many of these sudden sexual scandals erupting was/is Bill O"Reilly's work.

I suspect Bill knows where the proverbial bodies are buried, going back to his "Inside Edition" tabloid journalist days, and the Left came after him, so he certainly had/has motive to turn the tables.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 05:15 PM (ujg0T)

25 Probably O'Keefe with another stupid own-goal again.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 05:15 PM (UkoqY)

26 Is it safe?

Posted by: Nazi dental monitor at December 12, 2017 05:16 PM (IqV8l)

27 The whole matter is one big dumpster fire... adding O'Reilly to this Fellini movie that is Washington politics... Steven Sondheim wrote a song about it...

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:16 PM (zSVEm)

28 As in, definitely super-partisan progressive and almost guaranteed to not talk about the offer, even if they turned it down.
---
Yes, because the intelligence community never makes mistakes

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2017 05:16 PM (XQvuQ)

29 The war on men is real ... and any guy that was a "star" 30 years ago, and was not a married saint, may have some sluts skeletons in his closet.

Used to be he could brag about them ... now any hook up could end a career, if the man was less than delicate in his approach.



The right has lived these rules for 30 years. We're ready.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (rXkis)

30 I have a feeling in the current environment news organizations vet their sources pretty aggressively. They're like dogs who've been smacked with the newspaper enough times to give them pause before dropping a deuce on the carpet.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (+azJs)

31 I don't know. If they were trolling for women to attack Trump maybe they picked the wrong person, a person they though was safe but turned out to be a non-partisan person who was put in touch with O'Reilly.

If this happened during the election O'Reilly still had a damn big megaphone and he sure sounds like he has the tape. And if he doesn't he has just assured his place in irrelevancy rather than having any chance at resurrecting his career.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (/tuJf)

32 You know who else had people offer payment for lying about sex...

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (3BFzK)

33 Like Sessions actually doing his job, I want to believe.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (r9UYA)

34 Click bait - The Most Bizarre and Hilarious Things Spotted at the Airport

http://bit.ly/2BbjxYE

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (WbIyz)

35 26 Is it safe?
Posted by: Nazi dental monitor at December 12, 2017 05:16 PM (IqV8l)


"Ja. Nr. 11."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (mbhDw)

36 18 Kirsten Gillibrand.

She'll gag on a gaggas if the price is right.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 05:14 PM (WbIyz)
So... Kirsten a Rhode Island girl.. did notknow that.

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (zSVEm)

37 Hannity teased this, sans details, earlier today on his radio show.

Posted by: James Carville at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (owk1X)

38 I'm a little skeptical about how such a tape, if genuine, could come into Bill O'Reilly's possession

*********


Is This Something? - a limerick

Ol' Bill is a really smart bloke
There's no way he's just blowing smoke
He's smug, smirky, smiley
And we all know O'Reilly
Is just "looking out for the folks!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (wPiJc)

39 Maybe someone knew how to get an equal $200,000 but not lying about Trump and suffering his kill-shots. Sell the tape to O'Reily.

Posted by: Lester at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (LfJIn)

40 When all is quiet, dark and deep, when you think you have seen everything and have secrets to keep, out of the shadows it comes, looking for it's gold; short, full of vigor and brawn, but you'll feel the sting of.....

The Leprechaun!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (EoRCO)

41 $200K is chicken feed.

Posted by: Lis Wiehl at December 12, 2017 05:18 PM (398bZ)

42 Used to be he could brag about them ... now any hook up could end a career, if the man was less than delicate in his approach.

Or even if he was a complete gentleman. Its her word against his and now all she has to do is accuse and everyone demands his head. No details required. No proof, no evidence. Requiring any means you're a pedophile supporter

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:18 PM (39g3+)

43 I have heard so many stories from so many "sources" that I have a pretty hard time believing anything about anyone, unless there is some rock solid proof.

And I DON"T just mean some tape, I need proof of WHO was making the offer, and whether or not they had the resources to back it up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 05:18 PM (k1TUh)

44 Next on Inside Edition, former disgraced host of popular cable show tries to get his reputation back.

Posted by: auscolpyr at December 12, 2017 05:18 PM (suO/a)

45 Is that Glenn Beck???

O'Reilly could be getting scammed, or maybe not.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 05:18 PM (oVJmc)

46 My money is on Jim "Human Penis" Acosta.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 12, 2017 05:18 PM (3BFzK)

47 O'Reily is an experienced newsman, knows to check sources and material....so ...could be

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 05:18 PM (QC/4S)

48 22 One of Murdoch's kids making the offer?
Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2017 05:15 PM (vkS2Z)


It's weird to refer to people in the mid-late 40s as "kids".

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:19 PM (+azJs)

49 /Off trailer park trash sock

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2017 05:19 PM (owk1X)

50 In any case I don't think it will matter. They aren't taking Trump down over this war on men crap.

They shot their wad during the election and it isn't going anywhere now.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 05:19 PM (/tuJf)

51 42
Used to be he could brag about them ... now any hook up could end a career, if the man was less than delicate in his approach.

Or even if he was a complete gentleman. Its her word against his and now all she has to do is accuse and everyone demands his head. No details required. No proof, no evidence. Requiring any means you're a pedophile supporter
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:18 PM (39

Avoidance of women might be a prudent action any more.... unless they are vetted.... heavily.

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:19 PM (zSVEm)

52 Looks like Bill's two-week stay at the Rachel Maddow Journalism Camp is really paying dividends.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 12, 2017 05:20 PM (ppaKI)

53 a Brock operative ?

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 05:20 PM (QC/4S)

54 I will not allow Bill O'Reilly to slut-shame Gloria Allred! #sheinfested

Posted by: sen. elizabeth warren at December 12, 2017 05:20 PM (QCX64)

55 Eric 'Bike Lock ' Clanton is back in court on Thursday. He might be going away.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 12, 2017 05:20 PM (Jj+59)

56 42>>>

You don't know how often I see people say "I hope that he did it, because I can't wait to see his life ruined!" from the SAME people every time ANY allegations come up against any man.

And this is from other men. They get off on being outraged.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 05:21 PM (UkoqY)

57 29 The war on men is real ... and any guy that was a "star" 30 years ago, and was not a married saint, may have some sluts skeletons in his closet.

Used to be he could brag about them ... now any hook up could end a career, if the man was less than delicate in his approach.



The right has lived these rules for 30 years. We're ready.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 05:17 PM (rXkis)


There was a time when moral turpitude clauses were common in white collar contracts, and married guys could get fired for carrying on with a mistress.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:21 PM (+azJs)

58 I kind of think I'm a savvy and intellectual guy that gets almost all of the sex jokes but I never got the hashtag:

(POUND) #MeToo. Thanks morons.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 12, 2017 05:22 PM (3BFzK)

59 54 I will not allow Bill O'Reilly to slut-shame Gloria Allred! #sheinfested
Posted by: sen. elizabeth warren at December 12, 2017 05:20 PM (QCX64)

Senator Warren, please shut up.... you are impacting casino business .

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:22 PM (zSVEm)

60 Trump is not going down for anything he may have done prior to being President. That is a Lefty pipe dream.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 12, 2017 05:22 PM (2DOZq)

61 And copies of this tape are available for 29.99, only at the "No Spin Zone" gift shop! Buy today!

Posted by: brak at December 12, 2017 05:22 PM (WjCgM)

62 This is really an open thread, yes?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 05:12 PM


So we don't have to wait until comment #100 to discuss fashion and shoes? The 'Ettes will be pleased.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2017 05:22 PM (ctuyM)

63 Remember ladies, snitches get stitches.

Posted by: DNC at December 12, 2017 05:22 PM (8b+oT)

64 20 Could be a Project Veritas sting operation.
Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 05:15 PM (SrkNc)



And no one around to make attacks on O'Keefe for a week. Oh well. Not 10 miles from my house.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 05:23 PM (lKs2v)

65 If there IS someone on tape making the offers, I'll bet it's someone 'on the Right', a McMuffin or Kristol.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 05:23 PM (oVJmc)

66 Bill did say he was having his lawyer look it over. Hopefully, he has someone better than the CNN team.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 05:23 PM (2X7pN)

67 Avoidance of women might be a prudent action any more.... unless they are vetted.... heavily.

Posted by: kraken


Old & busted: Heavy petting
New hotness: Heavy vetting

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 12, 2017 05:24 PM (AM1GF)

68 They think they control the narrative so I don't think they feel the need to make sure the person is safe.

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at December 12, 2017 05:24 PM (jxw6R)

69 O*Reilly trying to be relevant. OR, it*s a trap! - Admiral Akbar.

Posted by: Archer at December 12, 2017 05:24 PM (gbWkA)

70 Why would Veritas go through O'Reilly?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2017 05:24 PM (wPiJc)

71 65
If there IS someone on tape making the offers, I'll bet it's someone 'on the Right', a McMuffin or Kristol.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 05:23 PM (oVJmc)

Watch Trump ignore this...

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:24 PM (zSVEm)

72 Avoidance of women might be a prudent action any more.... unless they are vetted.... heavily.

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:19 PM (zSVEm)

I wonder how low birth rates will have to dip before liberals and severe conservatives rethink what they have wrought.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 05:24 PM (SrkNc)

73 Why would Veritas go through O'Reilly?

=

exactly

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 05:25 PM (QC/4S)

74 Have you noticed my skill at remaining above the fray?

Posted by: David Letterman at December 12, 2017 05:25 PM (398bZ)

75 60 Trump is not going down for anything he may have done prior to being President. That is a Lefty pipe dream.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 12, 2017 05:22 PM (2DOZq)


Nope. We're into dead girl/live boy territory, and live boys don't count in 2017. To get Trump out at this point you'd have to have proof of actual treason or a literal murder.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:25 PM (+azJs)

76 Given the vitriolic crap coming from the #Resistance, I suspect there would be any number of hyper-partisan women willing to make an accusation against Trump for the team, no payoff needed.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (wPiJc)

77 72 redbanzai

I for one welcome our Mormon, Amish and Mennonite overlords.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (hyuyC)

78 74
Have you noticed my skill at remaining above the fray?
Posted by: David Letterman at December 12, 2017 05:25 PM (398bZ)

I have noticed how invisible he has made himself.

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (zSVEm)

79 >>Why would Veritas go through O'Reilly?

Why are you asking obvious questions?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (/tuJf)

80 Maybe we can get back to sex only in marriage and a higher marriage rate again, instead of just humping whatever catches your fancy. Imagine that. No more ficus molestations.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (39g3+)

81 I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (WbIyz)

82 Why would Veritas go through O'Reilly?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2017 05:24 PM (wPiJc)

I had heard rumblings that Veritas was working on something like this. This might be it or not.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (SrkNc)

83 If I ever run for office, I hope nobody finds out about my plethora of women.

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (GAjBr)

84 I have a feeling in the current environment news organizations vet their sources pretty aggressively.


Why of course we do!

Posted by: CNN - apples for everyone at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (EzdLW)

85 Maybe we can get back to sex only in marriage and a
higher marriage rate again, instead of just humping whatever catches
your fancy. Imagine that. No more ficus molestations.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (39g3+)

Now you are just talking crazy amounts of good sense:-P

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 05:27 PM (SrkNc)

86 Bernie Sanders thinks PDT should resign.



Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 05:27 PM (r9UYA)

87 77 72 redbanzai

I for one welcome our Mormon, Amish and Mennonite overlords.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (hyuyC)



Get the mormon girls to churn the butter.


You know why.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 05:27 PM (lKs2v)

88 Trump is not going down for anything he may have done prior to being President. That is a Lefty pipe dream.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol

__________

We have the perfect Republican President for the whole #metoo awakening. Guy is completely innoculated from this stuff.

If someone like Ted Cruz or Mike Pence were President, it would totally end them if they had some affair or crazy skank in their past. Or if they made one up that was believable.

Count me as a conservative that's glad we no longer play the game of trying to nominate the Boy Scout candidate.

Posted by: Maritime at December 12, 2017 05:27 PM (lKmt3)

89 HEY sessions I said we'd use the rope-a-dope strategy not the dope-on-a-rope trap. geezlouise

Posted by: donny two scoops at December 12, 2017 05:27 PM (WX+x0)

90 I would think if Bill wants back in the game in at some point he would have to be very careful what he takes credit for releasing. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2017 05:27 PM (xFBfz)

91 78 74
Have you noticed my skill at remaining above the fray?
Posted by: David Letterman at December 12, 2017 05:25 PM (398bZ)

I have noticed how invisible he has made himself.
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (zSVEm)


He's at the mall working as Santa.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:27 PM (+azJs)

92 This is the kind of thing that McMullin etc's faux Conservative group would do, and has done. I mean the original Moore story supposedly was planted by a Jeb Bush associate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:28 PM (39g3+)

93 Why are you asking obvious questions?
Posted by: JackStraw



*******

I'm nothing if not obvious. Duh.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2017 05:28 PM (wPiJc)

94 Reilly trying to be relevant. OR, it*s a trap! - Admiral Akbar.
Posted by: Archer at December 12, 2017 05:24 PM (gbWkA)

Transfobe



If you don't understand this, it's transphobic to call it a trap when a Guy that wants to be a girl doesn't tell the Guy that Xer still has a penis.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 05:28 PM (dKiJG)

95 Count me as a conservative that's glad we no longer play the game of trying to nominate the Boy Scout candidate.

Posted by: Maritime at December 12, 2017 05:27 PM (lKmt3)
Yup! Very well said.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 05:28 PM (14URa)

96 80

Maybe we can get back to sex only in marriage and a higher marriage rate again, instead of just humping whatever catches your fancy. Imagine that. No more ficus molestations.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

What?? And let all that work started in the 60's go for naught!

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:28 PM (zSVEm)

97 >>I'm nothing if not obvious. Duh.

Damn doctors and their analytical thinking.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 05:28 PM (/tuJf)

98 86 Bernie Sanders thinks PDT should resign.



Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 05:27 PM (r9UYA)


I think that deserves the same consideration as all the other things Bernie Sanders thinks.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:28 PM (+azJs)

99 David Berkowitz the Son Of Sam killer goes into the hospital for heart surgery.

Why not let him die?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (r9UYA)

100 86 Bernie Sanders thinks PDT should resign.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 05:27 PM (r9UYA)

When does the lame fantasy rape porn from he wrote in the 70s get some headlines?

Posted by: Keith at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (USf3s)

101 there is only one way forward - arranged dating, qualified by parents and spiritual guides. first date to be live-streamed to avoid subsequent charges of impropriety !

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (QC/4S)

102 2 Maybe Bill is trying to be relevant again?

Posted by: Eggo at December 12, 2017 05:08 PM (McXzs)


I'm sure forced "retirement" is driving him nuts.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (ZM2xo)

103 74 Have you noticed my skill at remaining above the fray?
Posted by: David Letterman at December 12, 2017 05:25 PM (398bZ)




Didn't he already get nailed, about the same time Tiger Woods did?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (ujg0T)

104 Maybe we can get back to sex only in marriage and a higher marriage rate again, instead of just humping whatever catches your fancy. Imagine that. No more ficus molestations

=============

Yeah, that is the ticket unless you are a politician living in Illinois.

Posted by: Jack Ryan at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (2X7pN)

105 David Berkowitz the Son Of Sam killer goes into the hospital for heart surgery.



Why not let him die?



Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (r9UYA)
Not like those tax dollars spend themselves, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (14URa)

106 Nellie Ohr
Researcher
Open Source Works
Washington, DC

Is this something? This anti-Trump fanatic now at the center of the dossier scandal is a RESIST traitor working for the CIA's hacking division. You may remember that somebody there sent ALL of their hacking code to Wilikeaks! It was the potentially most damaging leak of classified data in the CIA's history. Was it done as a protest by this person who we know is already a traitor and a total bitch?

Posted by: Spamf Roming at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (l+MMl)

107 buzzion

There was a Euro Song contestant that used, uh, very health young women to churn butter as part of the song. Extremely healthy women.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (hyuyC)

108 Nope. We're into dead girl/live boy territory, and
live boys don't count in 2017. To get Trump out at this point you'd
have to have proof of actual treason or a literal murder.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:25 PM (+azJs)

After that Katie Steinle verdict in Cali, I am not even going to support getting rid of Trump for murder. They can live by the same rules they are imposing on the rest of us.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 05:30 PM (SrkNc)

109 I want this to be true because this would mean that Oreilly is back to being a pit bull like he was in the late 90's and early 2000's before the first sex scandal put a tight leash on him.

I also want this to be true for the obvious reasons as well.

Posted by: Randy West at December 12, 2017 05:30 PM (p/bSX)

110 It could be WaPo. Or Allred.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 05:30 PM (oVJmc)

111 30 I have a feeling in the current environment news organizations vet their sources pretty aggressively. They're like dogs who've been smacked with the newspaper enough times to give them pause before dropping a deuce on the carpet.

Indeed. Nothing bogus ever makes it through our editing process.

Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2017 05:30 PM (sGtp+)

112 Bernie Sanders thinks PDT should resign.

He thinks Venezuela is a model we should all emulate and women fantasize about being raped by 3 men. Who cares what that sawed off old refugee from Curb Your Enthusiasm thinks?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:30 PM (39g3+)

113 I have a feeling in the current environment news organizations vet their sources pretty aggressively. They're like dogs who've been smacked with the newspaper enough times to give them pause before dropping a deuce on the carpet.

Except they continue to make "mistakes" the same way.

They won't learn anything until they personally pay for their errors.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 12, 2017 05:30 PM (fVubI)

114 101 there is only one way forward - arranged dating, qualified by parents and spiritual guides. first date to be live-streamed to avoid subsequent charges of impropriety !
Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (QC/4S)


Reminds me of The Godfather when Michael courts his first wife.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:30 PM (+azJs)

115 98

I think that deserves the same consideration as all the other things Bernie Sanders thinks.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:28 PM (+azJs)

I would think Bernie would be offering to suck PDT dick because his fat sweathog of an ugly wife is facing serious federal bunco charges.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 05:31 PM (r9UYA)

116 so he's slut shaming them, then?

Posted by: porg herder at December 12, 2017 05:31 PM (TlvUt)

117
Still waiting for Al Wanken to be kicked off any Senate committees...

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 12, 2017 05:31 PM (LATmp)

118 David Berkowitz the Son Of Sam killer goes into the hospital for heart surgery.


******


Maybe Kimmel will carry him on stage on the Tonight Show and make a pitch for CHP funding.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2017 05:31 PM (wPiJc)

119 Indeed. Nothing bogus ever makes it through our editing process.



Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2017 05:30 PM (sGtp+)
Threadwinner!

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 05:31 PM (14URa)

120 Now they come for McNabb. Wow.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 12, 2017 05:31 PM (Jj+59)

121 So we have gone from dragging a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park to 200 grand. How's that for inflation?

Posted by: Guam tipper at December 12, 2017 05:31 PM (/DvFd)

122 Why not let him die?

===========

Democrat voter!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 05:32 PM (2X7pN)

123 Yeah, that is the ticket unless you are a politician living in Illinois.

Somehow I don't think going to a swingers club for a big sex party with other people matches the model I proposed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:32 PM (39g3+)

124 108 After that Katie Steinle verdict in Cali, I am not even going to support getting rid of Trump for murder. They can live by the same rules they are imposing on the rest of us.

I dunno. Playing by their rules would first require installing an undocumented president. Such a thing could never happen.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 12, 2017 05:32 PM (sGtp+)

125 It can't be a lefty play, because it will still cast doubt on the other women even if it's fake. Can't be veritas, why would they want to fool Bill O'Rilley? Sounds fake, though.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 05:32 PM (q177U)

126 Bernie Sanders thinks PDT should resign.

Everyone who finds it politically-advantageous thinks PDT should resign.

This isn't Profiles in Courage, it's the same old craven shit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 05:32 PM (oVJmc)

127 This is an apple. Some people might try to point out that this is technically what's called a "horse apple", but fuck those guys. We painted it apple red and everything, so we're going to start talking about bananas to change the subject.

Now, this "apple". You gotta eat it. Take a big bite, yum yum.

Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (3BaYQ)

128 Reminds me of The Godfather when Michael courts his first wife.

==

Worked in 1940s Sicily !

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (QC/4S)

129 this is the kind of story that could go on for days. do you know what that means?

do you know what t means?

do you know what that means????






i don't have to watch the news for a few days!

yayyyyyyyyyyy!

:-D

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (Pg+x7)

130 If someone like Ted Cruz or Mike Pence were President, it would totally end them if they had some affair or crazy skank in their past. Or if they made one up that was believable.
*****************

They would be eaten alive. They would be trying to play by the rules and expecting the opposition to do the same.

Ted's great, he's super lawyer, and a gentleman.
He has the shield and spear for a civil society; this is not the world we live in.

Posted by: gNewt at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (Wj6hd)

131 You know Ace it might be something, but the whole Leftist world is going bonkers and its getting hard not to turn those silly bastards off and disregard everything they say.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (aC6Sd)

132 All of us who are not out there in the dating scene, or managing female employees should count ourselves lucky, in this age...

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (zSVEm)

133 I would think Bernie would be offering to suck PDT dick because his fat sweathog of an ugly wife is facing serious federal bunco charges.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 05:31 PM (r9UYA)


Probably more effective to go after the president hammer and tongs and then claim the prosecution is politically motivated.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (+azJs)

134 For what its worth, Berkowitz became a born again Christian years ago. Seems to be legit.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (2DOZq)

135 People mock arranged marriages but I'd trust a really wise, skilled matchmaker over a couple of dumb pimply hormone driven teenagers any day at picking a good spouse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (39g3+)

136 Who am I kidding? Death is not an obstacle when it comes to a Democrat voter!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (2X7pN)

137 107 buzzion

There was a Euro Song contestant that used, uh, very health young women to churn butter as part of the song. Extremely healthy women.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (hyuyC)



And thus why you want the Mormon girls to churn the butter.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 05:34 PM (lKs2v)

138 Ohr story has made it to The Five.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 05:34 PM (fuK7c)

139 134 For what its worth, Berkowitz became a born again Christian years ago. Seems to be legit.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (2DOZq)



So did Susan Atkins, and she WAS legit. But some acts are just so heinous.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 05:34 PM (ujg0T)

140 Death is not an obstacle when it comes to a Democrat voter

==

Posted by: Democrat voter at December 12, 2017 05:34 PM (QC/4S)

141 Those FBI guys sure know how to pick them. Said no one, ever. Has anyone ever seen Bruce and Woah Nellie in the same room? Might be the same person. Collecting 3 salaries.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 12, 2017 05:34 PM (Jj+59)

142 I have a feeling in the current environment news organizations vet their
sources pretty aggressively. They're like dogs who've been smacked
with the newspaper enough times to give them pause before dropping a
deuce on the carpet.
----

Some will vet.

Not all. Actually, most won't. No budget for "fact checkers." Plus... interns all have ADD and can't read.

O'Reilly is currently on the "disgraced" pile, so I don't think he'd dig himself further into a hole.

/so yes, hoping.

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 05:34 PM (aT+Bx)

143 Leftist world going bonkers = A Christmas miracle

Posted by: Archer at December 12, 2017 05:35 PM (gbWkA)

144


Kirsten, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Chevy "Fauxcahontas" Chase- Weekend Update at December 12, 2017 05:35 PM (dUOAV)

145 Nope. We're into dead girl/live boy territory, and
live boys don't count in 2017. To get Trump out at this point you'd have to have proof of actual treason or a literal murder.

Posted by: Ace's liver

After that Katie Steinle verdict in Cali, I am not even going to support getting rid of Trump for murder. They can live by the same rules they are imposing on the rest of us.
Posted by: redbanzai




Winner winner chicken dinner!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 05:35 PM (rXkis)

146 Death is not an obstacle when it comes to a Democrat voter

==

neither death, nor incarceration, nor a sex scandal will keep me from voting early and often...

Posted by: Democrat voter at December 12, 2017 05:35 PM (QC/4S)

147 Now they come for McNabb. Wow.
Not getting ESPN here I just Bing-ed "mcnabb" and the first stories are all about Donovan getting bit. Ha, ha.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2017 05:35 PM (QCX64)

148 Here's the silly thing about "progressives." They truly believe that everyone thinks exactly as they do, because there is no other way to think. If there were another way, they might have to examine exactly why they hold twelve positions that contradict each other, so it simply is not possible, or the whole house of cards comes falling down.

So, they probably don't consider anyone needs to be "safe" for approach. I see this at the office quite a bit--people who speak disparagingly about the "cheeto-in-charge" to me, or show dismay that anyone in polite company could ever own an icky gun. They assume I'm fine with that, because I'm sorta likable and they generally get along with me. I couldn't be one of those knuckle dragging troglodyte CONS.

And yet, I never assume that my political opinions or religious beliefs are shared with others. Doesn't stop me from making my beliefs known, but it does mean I don't offer them without someone asking.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 05:35 PM (7UW64)

149 137 107 buzzion

I'm up for it. I have a could of people I'd like to add to your list. Healthy, they are; and good Mormons.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 05:35 PM (hyuyC)

150 The reason I doubt O'Reilly's assertion that they're going to try to come after Trump in January is that I don't think anyone on the left has that much fire control. They have been throwing everything they can grab at him nonstop - that's why CNN keeps getting in trouble with stupid stories that they don't check out. The instant they see something that they think will be bad for him they blast it out.

There's no way Trump's enemies could just be sitting on something. They're not capable of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (k1TUh)

151 have a couple of people

Sheesh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (hyuyC)

152 s/o

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (QC/4S)

153 Conservative Treehouse has a document showing Nellie Ohr working on a CIA group, and listed on the same page is...a Glenn Simpson. WTF?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (oVJmc)

154 I believe it. They got sloppy after eight years of cover by Obama and his Drive By Media.

Just look at the Mueller investigation.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (A3b6q)

155 I need a little help from the horde. I got a little drunk at the company Christmas party on Saturday. I took a cab home. I made it home ok, and a friend took me back to the venue to pick up my car the next day. My question is, should I call the cab company and ask them to come get their cab out of my garage, or should I just leave it parked somewhere?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (BoMuO)

156 I'm reading a lot of people talking about the "conservative bubble" and how people on the right are withdrawing from society.

I understand some of what they are saying, I doubt anyone here reads Time or watches CNN. I mean, this blog doesn't even directly link to NYT or Washington Post, on purpose.

But that doesn't mean we're totally disconnected from these sources. We get quotes, links, analysis, and sections of what they say every day.

How many people on the left even know World magazine exists, or that Steven Crowder has more subscribers on YouTube than CNN gets viewers in a week? Crowder specifically goes to leftist sites to get information and to learn what is being said and pushed. He passes that on.

The left is in a bulletproof tungston carbide bubble ten feet thick.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:37 PM (39g3+)

157 Cat Ass Trophy

Run for office as a Democrat!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 05:37 PM (hyuyC)

158 Can I just ask everyone for a big favor?

Those of you who are planning to place Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that is red or blue and flashing?

Every time I drive by, I think it's the police and have a panic attack. I have to take my foot off the accelerator, toss my beer, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down and push the gun under the seat. It's too much drama.

Thanks neighbors!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 05:37 PM (14URa)

159
There was a Euro Song contestant that used, uh, very health young women to churn butter as part of the song. Extremely healthy women. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2017 05:29 PM (hyuyC)


The Polish one?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 05:38 PM (lKyWE)

160 O'Reilly, and not O'Keefe?

Hmmm...

Maybe someone offered MeAgain and her office was bugged.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 05:38 PM (Mjus2)

161 150 The reason I doubt O'Reilly's assertion that they're going to try to come after Trump in January is that I don't think anyone on the left has that much fire control. They have been throwing everything they can grab at him nonstop - that's why CNN keeps getting in trouble with stupid stories that they don't check out. The instant they see something that they think will be bad for him they blast it out.

There's no way Trump's enemies could just be sitting on something. They're not capable of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (k1TUh)




Oh, the Left will TRY all right. They will keep trying until Mike Pence's presumable inauguration in 2025.

But they will fail, of course. They have shot their wads already.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 05:38 PM (ujg0T)

162 155
I need a little help from the horde. I got a little drunk at the company Christmas party on Saturday. I took a cab home. I made it home ok, and a friend took me back to the venue to pick up my car the next day. My question is, should I call the cab company and ask them to come get their cab out of my garage, or should I just leave it parked somewhere?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (BoMuO)

I usually take to an abandoned warehouse or factory parking lot and torch them... and then call a cab.

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 05:38 PM (zSVEm)

163 O'Reilly first mentioned this tape well over a month ago.

Now, who would have benefited from that action? The mish grab was the opening salvo and when it didn't get any traction, some one was waiting for another chance.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 12, 2017 05:38 PM (oIVY+)

164 Conservative Treehouse has a document showing Nellie Ohr working on a CIA group, and listed on the same page is...a Glenn Simpson. WTF?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (oVJmc)



Did you notice her husband in that group also, as the leader no less?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 05:38 PM (BoMuO)

165 I watch Morning Joke just for the laughs.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 05:38 PM (2X7pN)

166 For what its worth, Berkowitz became a born again Christian years ago. Seems to be legit.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 12, 2017 05:33 PM (2DOZq)




So did Susan Atkins, and she WAS legit. But some acts are just so heinous.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2017 05:34 PM (ujg0T)

... That's not the issue Delmar. even if that [baptism] put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed...

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 05:39 PM (SrkNc)

167 How many people on the left even know World magazine exists, or that Steven Crowder has more subscribers on YouTube than CNN gets viewers in a week? Crowder specifically goes to leftist sites to get information and to learn what is being said and pushed. He passes that on.

The left is in a bulletproof tungston carbide bubble ten feet thick.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:37 PM (39g3+)


Crowder has more than 8 viewers?

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 05:39 PM (Mjus2)

168 A bit wild to claim if it is BS. I think BO'R has one.

I also think that Trump has expected this avenue of, at best, bad press and, at worst, impeachment and is loaded for bear in more ways than one. His tweets will be epic if the 'rats go down this road, i.e., unbelievable at first read and then borne out by the facts. For example, wtf was the "grab 'em by the pussy tape is fake" tweet all about? He admitted it already. Something will come later that will justify that tweet.

Also, we still don't know what covfefe means yet, do we? One day we will.

There is also #TheStorm. If the 4000+ sealed indictments are made public in Trump fashion and include well known and powerful people (Senator McVain, Hillary, John Podesta, who knows) a couple shopworn Hillary supporting lefty activist harpies joining Allred on stage and bitching about Trump bumping into them at some social or asking for their phone numbers will be drowned out by an hysterical press storm of "tyrannical Hitler tactics" or some such.

I love this guy more every day.

Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at December 12, 2017 05:39 PM (g1MTt)

169 Berkowitz became a born again Christian years ago.

*******


Good News David. We Found a Match - a limerick

Berkowitz is playing his part
Like he has since right from the start
At a friendly dog's urgin'
He hired a heart surgeon
Now he's had a complete change of heart

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2017 05:39 PM (wPiJc)

170 I want an investigation into the enigma that is Juan Williams. It's increasingly difficult to know if he is just playing along and being the good liberal for a paycheck or he really is stone cold stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 05:40 PM (/tuJf)

171 155 I need a little help from the horde. I got a little drunk at the company Christmas party on Saturday. I took a cab home. I made it home ok, and a friend took me back to the venue to pick up my car the next day. My question is, should I call the cab company and ask them to come get their cab out of my garage, or should I just leave it parked somewhere?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



Dump it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 05:40 PM (rXkis)

172 The largest suprise is that Glenn Beck still has a radio show. Who knew?

Posted by: Randy West at December 12, 2017 05:40 PM (p/bSX)

173 Sounds fake, though.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 05:32 PM (q177U)


I think it is pretty clear that the Gloria Allreds of this country have been paying for slime clients all along. Don't know why this sounds fishy--the amount seems legit, for something of this magnitude. The training alone would put you out of a job for a while.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 12, 2017 05:40 PM (7UW64)

174 OReilly made a comment last week in some video that he had given Trump a copy of a tape and does not understand why Trump has not used it yet. He also mentioned that if it becomes necessary and Trump does not release it, he may be forced to release it himself.

Posted by: Corned Beef and Chlorine at December 12, 2017 05:40 PM (cXDc4)

175 155 I need a little help from the horde. I got a little drunk at the company Christmas party on Saturday. I took a cab home. I made it home ok, and a friend took me back to the venue to pick up my car the next day. My question is, should I call the cab company and ask them to come get their cab out of my garage, or should I just leave it parked somewhere?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (BoMuO)

Drive the cab to a secluded location. Burn the cab. Take the cannolis.

Posted by: Archer at December 12, 2017 05:40 PM (gbWkA)

176 For 200 gs I would not only claim to have sex with Gilli, Pocahontas, and that GPS hag, hell, I would have sex with them.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 12, 2017 05:41 PM (7PllL)

177 he really is stone cold stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 05:40 PM (/tuJf)
He really is stone cold stupid. He faked it before Obama but once than happened, he went all in.

Posted by: Peaches at December 12, 2017 05:41 PM (14URa)

178 last count, Crowder has 1,080,885 subscribers, according to YouTube. Lots, and lots of people.

Because he's funny and pretty even handed. Hes even not as anti-Trump as he was during the election. He likes a lot of what trump is doing. I assume more than 8 of those subscribers watch.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 05:41 PM (39g3+)

179 cnbc is calling for mueller to step down from the investigation of Pres. Trump. hmmm

Posted by: azalea city at December 12, 2017 05:42 PM (WX+x0)

180 two things curious about this:

1) Josh Caplan writes for the often inaccurate, always hyperbolic Gateway Pundit

&

B) Bill O'Reilly. Never quite trusted that guy

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 12, 2017 05:42 PM (ZQfW9)

181 There's no way Trump's enemies could just be sitting on something. They're not capable of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 05:36 PM (k1TUh)
*********

They suffer from premature acclamation.

Posted by: gNewt at December 12, 2017 05:42 PM (Wj6hd)

182 158 Can I just ask everyone for a big favor?

Those of you who are planning to place Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that is red or blue and flashing?

Every time I drive by, I think it's the police and have a panic attack. I have to take my foot off the accelerator, toss my beer, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down and push the gun under the seat. It's too much