Mid-Morning Open Thread

Anguissola easel.jpg

Self-Portrait At The Easel
Sofonisba Anguissola

And....last week a commenter suggested about Muldoon, our resident limerickist: "That man could write a limerick on anything, including Satan's boogers."

So he obliged!

Satanic congestion is tricky
His mucus is sulfurous and icky
But everybody knows
That it's tough to clear his nose
'Cause Beelzebub isn't real picky

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 20, 2018 09:25 AM (jsWA8)

2 LOL

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2018 09:25 AM (mpXpK)

3 here we go again

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2018 09:26 AM (FZYNt)

4 S'not true...

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 20, 2018 09:26 AM (7LY+6)

5 A picture of a picture in a picture?

Mind. Blown.

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2018 09:26 AM (BdsCV)

6 Nekkid in the nood

Posted by: Anthony Weiner - buck nekkid at April 20, 2018 09:26 AM (EAcr/)

7 Breaking: School shooting in Ocala, FL

Gunmen in custody.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2018 09:28 AM (r9UYA)

8 A tad bit incestuous looking...

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 20, 2018 09:28 AM (+Dllb)

9 Staged....she's not wearing her "work clothes".

Posted by: BignJames at April 20, 2018 09:28 AM (0+nbW)

10 What? No sale at Kohl's on kids clothes?

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 09:28 AM (lwiT4)

11 That baby gets around. I've seen him before.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 09:28 AM (2ifxQ)

12 A painting of a painter painting a painting.


WILL THIS MADNESS EVER END!??!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2018 09:28 AM (jjaLl)

13 Insomniac knows about the Villages. And their STD rate. Not sure he can breath in a full-body condom.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2018 09:21 AM (hyuyC)

I wouldn't set foot in that place without a Level A Hazmat suit.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 09:29 AM (NWiLs)

14 I was the one who suggested it :^) and even included Muldoon's ability in the limerick I provided, which-of course-was not nearly as clever as his-but I think we were the only two who volunteered anything.

And I love the painting. Great to see an "unknown"- to me, anyway- female artist. Fine artist and IMO, cute too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 09:29 AM (tpDAe)

15 The baby looks like a man only smaller.

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 09:29 AM (lwiT4)

16 Self-portrait of the Artist Painting "Listen You Little Sh*t".
1556
Oil on canvas

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 09:29 AM (y87Qq)

17 It's no Rothko.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2018 09:29 AM (r9UYA)

18 Beautiful painting. We've had this artist before. I remember the unusual first name.

And Muldoon is a national treasure, but we all knew that already.

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2018 09:29 AM (oMtOd)

19 Art Garfunkel was so cute as a baby!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2018 09:29 AM (jjaLl)

20 There is nothing incestuous about that painting.

Good grief.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 09:30 AM (tpDAe)

21 Self-portrait of the Artist Painting "Listen You Little Sh*t".



I snorted. So. Damn. Loud.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 09:30 AM (2ifxQ)

22 willow's favorite renaissance painter....

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2018 09:30 AM (bUjCl)

23 I've never been a fan of Madonna and Child paintings. Not sure why. Just don't like them.

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 09:30 AM (lwiT4)

24 I read the artist's first name as "Sonofabitch".

Moar cofeve!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at April 20, 2018 09:31 AM (O2yLY)

25 330
>>I heard on the radio this morning that school students will
stage walkouts for the anniversary of Columbine. I don't know how
widespread this is. The open political indoctrination is nauseating.







Second walkout in 2 months.

Bet those school administrators will soon regret giving in to the gun activists the first time last month.

This is becoming a "thing." They will stage walkouts for other causes, no doubt.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 09:14 AM (W+vEI)

How about they do it after the last class of the day.
The intent of sending kids to school is to learn. learn to read, write, math, etc.Want to protest - after school with you.

Parents: Time to parent. Get in front of the school boards. Now.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2018 09:31 AM (jxbfJ)

26 or is she ?

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2018 09:31 AM (bUjCl)

27 School shooting in Florida? I guess Hogg will be traveling down there too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 09:31 AM (tpDAe)

28 The baby looks like a man only smaller.

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 09:29 AM (lwiT4)

Midget?...can you still say that?

Posted by: BignJames at April 20, 2018 09:31 AM (0+nbW)

29 7 Breaking: School shooting in Ocala, FL

Gunmen in custody.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2018 09:28 AM (r9UYA)

News story says only one suspect. Only one student was injured, non-life-threatening.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 09:32 AM (NWiLs)

30 I read her first name, at first as: Sonofabitch, but that didn't seem correct 'cause she's a women.

Posted by: Archer at April 20, 2018 09:32 AM (gbWkA)

31 I'd stage my own walkout, but that would mean I have to leave my house and go outside. Also, nobody would notice or care. So I think I'll just stay in.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 09:33 AM (NWiLs)

32 Well, when self portraits need to be done Rockwell will do them well.

Posted by: Norman Rockwell at April 20, 2018 09:33 AM (JHwDP)

33 We've had this artist before. I remember the unusual first name.

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2018 09:29 AM (oMtOd)

Yup!

"Girl With A Dwarf." Last February.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2018 09:34 AM (wYseH)

34 I wonder if the colors shown on the left are complete and accurate. It's revealing if they are. The hands on the subjects seem a little out of proportion with the long fingers, enough to be distracting. But the detail in her neck and wrist ruffles is well done. And I find the ivory or alabaster tones of the skin unusual and attractive.

Posted by: JTB at April 20, 2018 09:34 AM (V+03K)

35 howdy horde.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 20, 2018 09:34 AM (TL2pK)

36 Please give the corgis a rest.
Last of Queen Elizabeth corgis has died.
http://people.com/royals/queen-elizabeth-last-corgi-dies/

Posted by: LL at April 20, 2018 09:34 AM (X/yK/)

37 I would think her white ruffled cuffs would get all messed up in the paint. I call Fake News.

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 09:34 AM (lwiT4)

38 her bio says that she became an official court painter to Phillip II, which is a big deal

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2018 09:34 AM (bUjCl)

39 It's no 'In Chien Andalou.'

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 09:34 AM (Bdeb0)

40 stupid autocorrect.

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 09:34 AM (Bdeb0)

41 >>I'd stage my own walkout, but that would mean I have to leave my house and go outside. Also, nobody would notice or care. So I think I'll just stay in.



Maybe just put an empty chair out front?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 09:34 AM (W+vEI)

42 My hope is that overseas American schools are not as crazy as here. At least my kids will have first-hand exposure to other cultures rather than through the lens of Howard Zinn/Antonio Gramsci.

Posted by: Mainah at April 20, 2018 09:35 AM (CClpm)

43 @23 grammie if you go to The Uffizi in Florence they have a whole floor of Madonna and Child. It wears you out and you never have to see one again.

Posted by: blaster at April 20, 2018 09:35 AM (DwF62)

44 Nice. Painting within a painting.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 20, 2018 09:35 AM (AM1GF)

45 Wow, a chick doing a selfie without making a duck face. It's a freaking miracle!

Posted by: Archer at April 20, 2018 09:35 AM (gbWkA)

46 Howdy TP!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2018 09:36 AM (xhZSJ)

47 Steel yourself and take a look
Satan is using his booger hook
Digging deep up to knuckle number two
Clearing out what ever boogers grew
Pulling out one thats for the record book.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2018 09:36 AM (jxbfJ)

48 41 >>I'd stage my own walkout, but that would mean I have to leave my house and go outside. Also, nobody would notice or care. So I think I'll just stay in.



Maybe just put an empty chair out front?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 09:34 AM (W+vEI)

I'll put up a sign or something. One that says "Your Grievance of Choice."

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 09:36 AM (NWiLs)

49 Why is the Fed not gigging these schools for the sanctioned walkouts?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2018 09:36 AM (r9UYA)

50 look into my eyes, and you will see..

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2018 09:36 AM (eaoOY)

51 grammie if you go to The Uffizi in Florence they
have a whole floor of Madonna and Child. It wears you out and you never
have to see one again.

Posted by: blaster at April 20, 2018 09:35 AM (DwF62)
=====================

I think I went there. "YOU get a Madonna and Child, and YOU get a Madonna and Child, and YOU.....

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 09:37 AM (lwiT4)

52 It wears you out and you never have to see one again.

Posted by: blaster at April 20, 2018 09:35 AM (DwF62)

Same thing with JMW Turner at the Victoria And Albert.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2018 09:37 AM (wYseH)

53 fascinating painting

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 09:37 AM (hMwEB)

54 Steel yourself and take a look
Satan is using his booger hook
Digging deep up to knuckle number two
Clearing out what ever boogers grew
Pulling out one thats for the record book.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed



Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 09:37 AM (2ifxQ)

55 Walkouts honoring Hitler's Birthday?
I mean, you can call it whatever you want, but there it is.

Blon -- DEE!
You know what you are?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2018 09:38 AM (H5rtT)

56 Oh, this will end well.

Baltimore Police Commissioner Apologizes To Crowd At Hip-Hop Concert For 200 Years Of Policing History...

Gets Booed...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 20, 2018 09:38 AM (+y/Ru)

57 49 Why is the Fed not gigging these schools for the sanctioned walkouts?
Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2018 09:36 AM (r9UYA)

Because schools get government money for headcounts, which goes to teachers, which goes to teachers' unions, which goes to Democrats, which causes more money to go to government. The Spice must flow.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 09:38 AM (NWiLs)

58 >
50
look into my eyes, and you will see..

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2018 09:36 AM (eaoOY)


What you mean to me.....

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 20, 2018 09:38 AM (sjdRT)

59 Somewhat related: the WSJ did a story about Tony Podesta's self-destruction - Link is to zerohedge since the story is behind the WSJ firewall.

https://tinyurl.com/yafdryq7

Interesting thing is how much Podesta's art collection factors into everything. It is his obsession, and his highest priority, over (ex)wife and lobbying firm. What a creep.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 09:38 AM (W+vEI)

60 >>49 Why is the Fed not gigging these schools for the sanctioned walkouts? Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2018 09:36 AM (r9UYA)

And create more outrage to Hogg against? I imagine they'll let this tantrum spend itself (even if Bull Connor-and-the-fellas against a column of teens presents an attractive image...)

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 09:38 AM (Bdeb0)

61 Fuckin Muldoon. Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 20, 2018 09:39 AM (o7tuA)

62 Hello Muddah, hello Faddah
Here I am at Camp Grenada

Posted by: Archer at April 20, 2018 09:39 AM (gbWkA)

63 look into my eyes, and you will see..

Posted by: willow


Someone who has to really, really pee.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 09:39 AM (2ifxQ)

64 ...'Cause Beelzebub isn't real picky

Thanks for the encouragement to stay in the previous thread and continue perusing comments there.....

Posted by: mindful webworker - pun ished enough at April 20, 2018 09:39 AM (ATv6t)

65
"Girl With A Dwarf." Last February.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2018 09:34 AM (wYseH)
--------

Ah yes. If I remember correctly, a good time was had by all.

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2018 09:39 AM (oMtOd)

66 Baltimore Police Commissioner Apologizes To Crowd At Hip-Hop Concert For 200 Years Of Policing History...

Gets Booed..."

Didn't someone once say that if you disrespect yourself, expect everyone else to join in?

I guess the police commissioner missed out on that little lesson.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2018 09:39 AM (V2Yro)

67 33 We've had this artist before. I remember the unusual first name.

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2018 09:29 AM (oMtOd)

Yup!

"Girl With A Dwarf." Last February.


The son of a bitch painter

Posted by: MH at April 20, 2018 09:40 AM (3Pma+)

68 they have a whole floor of Madonna and Child.

Let's say 15% of them were really "Hooker and Li'l Bastard."
They're all like 500 years old. How the hell would we know the difference?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2018 09:41 AM (H5rtT)

69 The painting gig is just Arya Stark's cover while she waits for the right moment to carry out her next assassination.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 09:42 AM (NWiLs)

70 Happy Carter Rabbit Attack Day everyone!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 20, 2018 09:42 AM (1ISKN)

71 I figure its gonna be a good day if CBD doesn't post a fat naked buy on a couch or a creepy pedo. Thank you CBD. This is interesting right here.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 20, 2018 09:42 AM (o7tuA)

72 16 Self-portrait of the Artist Painting "Listen You Little Sh*t".

==

For the LAST time, stop turning my breast milk into wine!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 09:42 AM (hMwEB)

73 69 The painting gig is just Arya Stark's cover while she waits for the right moment to carry out her next assassination.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 09:42 AM (NWiLs)

she does look like Arya

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 09:43 AM (hMwEB)

74 Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 09:38 AM (W+vEI)

I found the portion of the article I read to be *much* more sympathetic than Podesta deserves. As if bad things just randomly happened to him once Trump was in office rather than his carefully manipulated house of cards falling about his ears once Hellary was no longer a major player that he had access to through his brother.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 20, 2018 09:44 AM (rp9xB)

75 Yeah, I seem to remember this artist as well. I really like this one. The devotional Mother and Child actually amuses me -- you can see the 'look at me child, don't do it again, now give me a kiss and go play'. The artist is very good looking, from a family of painters, afair? Contrast between bright and vivid Mother and Child and quiet self is very evocative.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 20, 2018 09:44 AM (MIKMs)

76 seems like late renaissance sprouted a number of capable female painters; all had a similar background - well to do/noble family, sent to apprentice with master painters of the day. I find it interesting because it was not discouraged as for example becoming an acrtress would have been

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2018 09:44 AM (bUjCl)

77 They're all like 500 years old. How the hell would we know the difference?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2018 09:41 AM (H5rtT)


500 years ago is so totally like... 2 years ago, Brosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili...

Posted by: Bus-drivin' Tommy at April 20, 2018 09:44 AM (y87Qq)

78 Any hordians in the Memphis area?

Posted by: TickledPink at April 20, 2018 09:44 AM (TL2pK)

79 With the now-monthly, and soon-to-be-weekly, "protest" walk-outs happening at public indoctrination centers, I mean schools across the country, I wonder if it's a good time to start investing in K12.com and other "homeschool assistance" companies.

Have the feeling the future is very, very bright for these outfits.

Posted by: DocJ at April 20, 2018 09:45 AM (NYS7S)

80 Any hordians in the Memphis area?

==

are you in jail ? need bail ?

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2018 09:45 AM (bUjCl)

81 Lol.....no.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 20, 2018 09:47 AM (TL2pK)

82 People who have seen these in real life - the dynamic range is much better in person, right? Because the hair and clothing just vanishes into the shadow even on a decent display, but it seems like the contrast would be there, if subtle, when you're looking at it in a gallery.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 09:47 AM (y87Qq)

83 II blowed that. Painting way up and its just incredible, but I don't understand why (other than to highlight the making focus of the work) why everything else is so dark. It seems you wouldn't lose attention to the face and her painting if you could at least recognize the clothes from the background.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 20, 2018 09:47 AM (o7tuA)

84 Any hordians in the Memphis area?

==

are you in jail ? need bail ?
Posted by: runner


That got awkward rather quick.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 09:48 AM (2ifxQ)

85 Like the Krauts sending Lenin to the Russkies.

New reporting from @amychozick further confirms that the Clinton campaign made an explicit effort to elevate Trump during the primaries

Careful what you pray for, you just might get it.

Gozer Hillary: Choose the form of your destruction!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 20, 2018 09:48 AM (+y/Ru)

86 Sonobi Anguissola?

Posted by: CBD's on the take! at April 20, 2018 09:49 AM (+INtM)

87 http://bit.ly/2K2MZ4P
++++
Nunes, Gowdy And Goodlatte Go Nuclear After Comey Memos Released | Zero Hedge

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 20, 2018 09:49 AM (y3aQB)

88 GA Waffle House now sells beer.

https://www.wsbtv.com/entertainment/things-2-do/this-waffle-house-sells-beer/734311705

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2018 09:49 AM (r9UYA)

89 >>I found the portion of the article I read to be *much* more sympathetic than Podesta deserves.


The original WSJ article?

That doesn't surprise me. Heck, where's a similar article sympathetic to Manafort, who's facing jail time while Tony is free and likely still out collecting his creepy-ass art?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 09:49 AM (W+vEI)

90 Can I ask a WWYD question?

Posted by: TickledPink at April 20, 2018 09:50 AM (TL2pK)

91 What's going on with Mary's knees? Has she got some kind of blanket on?

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 09:50 AM (lwiT4)

92 @79 Oddly-timed, Ohio recently nuked its state-sponsored home school support system, leaving all users high and dry. Now how did that happen?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2018 09:50 AM (H5rtT)

93 That got awkward rather quick.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 09:48 AM (2ifxQ)

I am practical, why the long approach? Just come out and say it : "I need bail ! Get me out !!" Easy peasy.

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2018 09:50 AM (bUjCl)

94 Can I ask a WWYD question?
Posted by: TickledPink at April 20, 2018 09:50 AM (TL2pK)


"Can" you? In an open thread? No, now you HAVE to.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 09:51 AM (y87Qq)

95 Baltimore Police Commissioner Apologizes To Crowd At Hip-Hop Concert For 200 Years Of Policing History...


---

Ha. And one has to go all the way back to 1963 to find an (R) next to the mayor's name.

I'm all out of sh*ts to give, guys. Enjoy the utopia you built.

Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 20, 2018 09:51 AM (LV5XU)

96 I mean, we are all friends here...

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2018 09:51 AM (bUjCl)

97 @92 - just guessing, but could it be because Gov Katshit, son-of-mailman, is an asshole who wants to challenge PDJT from the left and represent the GOPe in 2020?

Posted by: DocJ at April 20, 2018 09:52 AM (NYS7S)

98 I mean, we are all friends here...
====================


Who you callin "we"?

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 09:52 AM (lwiT4)

99 GA Waffle House now sells beer.

https://www.wsbtv.com/entertainment/things-2-do/this-waffle-house-sells-beer/734311705

What could go wrong?

-
Knife fights over the syrup?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 20, 2018 09:53 AM (+y/Ru)

100 WWID ? Say no to drugs is what I would do.

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2018 09:53 AM (bUjCl)

101 Can I ask a WWYD question?
Posted by: TickledPink


Yes. Go for it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 09:53 AM (2ifxQ)

102 What's going on with Mary's knees? Has she got some kind of blanket on?
Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 09:50 AM (lwiT4)


Just a dress or skirt, yeah? Except it does kind of look like she's sitting in a glass of water so her knees are refracted to the left a bit.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 09:53 AM (y87Qq)

103 Who you callin "we"?
Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 09:52 AM (lwiT4)

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2018 09:54 AM (bUjCl)

104 GA Waffle House now sells beer.

https://www.wsbtv.com/entertainment/things-2-do/this-waffle-house-sells-beer/734311705

What could go wrong?


Whoo-hoo! Now you don't have to go to the club AND then go to Waffle House.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 09:54 AM (2ifxQ)

105 >>Knife fights over the syrup?

Slathered, chunked and, drunk.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2018 09:54 AM (r9UYA)

106 Tipping at a complimentary hotel/BnB breakfast....weird right?

Posted by: TickledPink at April 20, 2018 09:55 AM (TL2pK)

107 @97 Got it in one, and you ought to see his would-be successors (failors?) shredding each other about who is RINO'er than whom. Gonna be a great year. Who knows, we might get "the canoe paddler" back.

Fresh out of Tafts, for now anyway.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2018 09:55 AM (H5rtT)

108 Tipping is never weird
unless you are tipping cows

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 09:56 AM (hMwEB)

109 108 Tipping is never weird
unless you are tipping cows
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot

I never settle for just the tip

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 20, 2018 09:57 AM (FZYNt)

110 Good news Wells Fargo is being hit with $1 billion dollars in penalties reated toit's setting up phony accounts.

Bad news: It's all going to the govt. Lawyers too. I thing consumers get about $10 each if they fill out 20 pages of forms and prove they were damaged.

Posted by: Ripley at April 20, 2018 09:57 AM (MxEKc)

111 Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2018 09:55 AM (H5rtT)

It's almost as if not one of them noticed DJT beat Felonius vonPantsuit there by almost 10-points.

Posted by: DocJ at April 20, 2018 09:57 AM (NYS7S)

112 Tipping at a complimentary hotel/BnB breakfast....weird right?
Posted by: TickledPink


I always tip. Regardless. If they are working, I'm tipping.

Hell, my boss bought dinner at an all you can eat buffet and I still picked up the tip.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 09:57 AM (2ifxQ)

113 I guess I have just never seen people leave a tip at an included breakfast before....until now. It just seems odd to me.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 20, 2018 09:58 AM (TL2pK)

114 Hell, my boss bought dinner at an all you can eat buffet and I still picked up the tip.
Posted by: rickb223

There will be no more "All You Can Eat Buffets"

Posted by: Uganda at April 20, 2018 09:59 AM (FZYNt)

115 104
GA Waffle House now sells beer.



https://www.wsbtv.com/entertainment/things-2-do/this-waffle-house-sells-beer/734311705



What could go wrong?





Whoo-hoo! Now you don't have to go to the club AND then go to Waffle House.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 09:54 AM (2ifxQ)

While I applaud the idea, they are only offering Coors or Miller Lite. Not sure that qualifies as (good) beer. And for $8.25? Go down to the 7-11 next door and you can get a 12 pack.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2018 09:59 AM (jxbfJ)

116 Muldoon is truly a legend in our time!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2018 09:59 AM (0tfLf)

117 I'm confused. The artist looks like a chick, but she's named Sonofabitch?

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2018 09:59 AM (xjiRE)

118 If they provided you a service, then you should tip. What's complimentary is the food itself.

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 09:59 AM (lwiT4)

119 Tipping at a complimentary hotel/BnB breakfast....weird right?
Posted by: TickledPink at April 20, 2018 09:55 AM (TL2pK)


1. Not necessarily, but I can't think of a situation where it's expected.
2. You have a hilariously timid way of asking ordinary everyday questions; I was expecting something like "Is it OK to tell your parents you're pregnant via text message as long as you choose really tasteful emoji?" and it's just "tip: yes/no?"

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 10:00 AM (y87Qq)

120 FWIW - always err on the side of generosity.

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 10:00 AM (lwiT4)

121 I'm confused. The artist looks like a chick, but she's named Sonofabitch?
Posted by: rickl


You're confused? Think of her parents!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 10:01 AM (2ifxQ)

122 108
Tipping is never weird

unless you are tipping cows

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 09:56 AM (hMwEB)

Tipping became quite an issue around my area in NH. It's racist origins, fair living wage, etc. A local brewery/restaurant no longer allows tipping, jacked their prices up and gave their staff $15/hr with bennies. Waiting to see how long they remain in business because $15 for poutine is ridiculous.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2018 10:01 AM (jxbfJ)

123 @118 agree

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2018 10:01 AM (bUjCl)

124 lmro, hogmartin

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2018 10:02 AM (eaoOY)

125 @119

Well....I am hilariously timid, so....that makes sense.

Actual conversation with me and the guy yesterday:

Me: "I have an important question."

Him: "Ok?"

Me: "How do you prefer your BBQ?"

Posted by: TickledPink at April 20, 2018 10:02 AM (TL2pK)

126 I'll bet Satan has wiped some pretty epic boogers on his pants.

Posted by: Sugar Dik Daddy at April 20, 2018 10:02 AM (lyZbS)

127 The nice lady who got sucked out the Southwest porthole was a Wells Fargo PR agent, loved for her community outreach. WSJ even managed a little page 3 tribute. One might have expected a Wells Fargo full page ad honoring her memory, but for some reason or another they are just a little short of cash right now.

I don't know. Maybe she was part of their fraud scandal, like everybody else there. Anyway that's how they want it to look. Cold-blooded assholes.

Sure would love to see some strings of firecrackers set off at a few of these school walk-outs. What a hoot that would be. Clean underwear for sale!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2018 10:03 AM (H5rtT)

128 Dammit , Mom, paint me some clothes!

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 20, 2018 10:04 AM (2wOtx)

129 My guess is today's planned walkout has less to do with guns and more to do with blunts.


Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 20, 2018 10:04 AM (bB4HN)

130 Tipping became quite an issue around my area in NH. It's racist origins, fair living wage, etc. A local brewery/restaurant no longer allows tipping, jacked their prices up and gave their staff $15/hr with bennies. Waiting to see how long they remain in business because $15 for poutine is ridiculous.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


They won't make it to their next lease renewal.
$15/hr = approximately $22.50/hr to the business when bennies are included and probably another $3/hr in matching taxes. (I'm being generous)

So, probably closer to $27.00/hr cost to the business for each employee.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 10:05 AM (2ifxQ)

131 It just occurred to me that we are corgis (and the chicken), on a blog powered by hamsters, and run by an Ewok. Monkeys on typewriters got nothin' on us!

Posted by: mindful webworker - randomly at April 20, 2018 10:06 AM (ATv6t)

132 My guess is today's planned walkout has less to do with guns and more to do with blunts.
=====

Whatever school or system is planning a walkout, check the weather report. If snowing or raining, it will be postponed.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 20, 2018 10:06 AM (MIKMs)

133 I only tip the help. I figure if the owners want extra they need to raise the prices.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2018 10:07 AM (2K6fY)

134 On the night of the election, Chozick describes a dejected Clinton when she was told by campaign staffers that it was over.

"Of all the Brooklyn aides, Jen Palmieri had the most pleasant bedside manner," Chozick writes. "That made her the designated deliverer of bad news to Hillary. But not this time. She told Robby there was no way she was going to tell Hillary she couldnt win. That's when Robby, drained and deflated, watching the results with his team in a room down the hall from Hillary's suite, labored into the hallway of the Peninsula to break the news. Hillary didn't seem all that surprised. 'I knew it. I knew this would happen to me . . ." Hillary said, now within a couple of inches of his face. 'They were never going to let me be president. '"

Damn Bilderberg conspiracy. Or Build-A-Bear conspiracy. Or whoever.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 20, 2018 10:07 AM (+y/Ru)

135 It won't happen but here's a pleasant scenario. Abolish teacher unions, get rid of 90 percent (or more) school administrators, and 99 percent of school boards. Have retired NCOs and CPOs teach the lower grades on the basics and to instill discipline. To get their job back, a former employee has to pass one of those 8th grade tests from 1910 you see once in a while AND a test on the Constitution administered by Mark Levin and his foundation. When parents or students make their snow flakey, SJW 'demands' we need school boards that can say "Are you really that fucking stupid? Next!"

I can dream.

Posted by: JTB at April 20, 2018 10:08 AM (V+03K)

136 Greg Hunter - Weekly News Wrap-Up 4.20.18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Eh4fO_DqZQ

Anyone else listen to this guy?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2018 10:08 AM (r9UYA)

137 FWIW - always err on the side of generosity.
Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 10:00 AM (lwiT4)


Yes, this always. It takes a lot for me to leave a bad tip.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 10:08 AM (y87Qq)

138 That doesn't surprise me. Heck, where's a similar
article sympathetic to Manafort, who's facing jail time while Tony is
free and likely still out collecting his creepy-ass art?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 09:49 AM (W+vEI)

I'm confused since Manafort was working for Podesta Group at some point in the last 1--12 years why Podesta also isn't under investigation.
Of course Manafort can't/won't roll over on Podesta. He'd never get another gig - though the odds of that are slim right now.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 20, 2018 10:09 AM (bB4HN)

139 TIP, To Insure Promptness

That means service sucks? So does the TIP. Not so if food sucks, that's not on wait staff, unless it's cold.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 20, 2018 10:09 AM (jsWA8)

140 My question wasn't whether or not to tip. I tip. Generously. (Unless something warrants otherwise)

My point was I have never been at a Holiday Inn Express and seen someone whip out their billfold and leave a fiver on the table.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 20, 2018 10:10 AM (TL2pK)

141 Tickled Pink ... I've been in Memphis since Katrina. Well, not 'Memphis' Memphis - one of the 'burb areas. If you'da asked me that question, my answer woulda been 'cooked.' It's nice to read you're not at 201 ... you know what I'm talkin' about, yes ... ?

Posted by: Dr_No at April 20, 2018 10:12 AM (imDUY)

142 My point was I have never been at a Holiday Inn Express and seen someone whip out their billfold and leave a fiver on the table.

I've seen people leave a buck or two or perhaps a pile of loose change. But unless the person leaving the tip left an awful mess a $5 seems, well, excessive even by my standards.

But whatev, maybe I'm not living in his checkbook.

Posted by: DocJ at April 20, 2018 10:12 AM (NYS7S)

143 134
'They were never going to let me be president. '"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 20, 2018 10:07 AM (+y/Ru)

That statement right there says it all about her character.
Great characterization of the left as well. It is always someone else's fault.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2018 10:12 AM (jxbfJ)

144 My point was I have never been at a Holiday Inn Express and seen someone whip out their billfold and leave a fiver on the table.
Posted by: TickledPink


Was there any waitstaff doing anything, or just the one lady in the back putting out food?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 10:13 AM (2ifxQ)

145 120 FWIW - always err on the side of generosity.


Nope

Posted by: MH at April 20, 2018 10:14 AM (3Pma+)

146 @141

Yeah? Any must-dos or great restaurants?

Posted by: TickledPink at April 20, 2018 10:15 AM (TL2pK)

147 >>I'm confused since Manafort was working for Podesta Group at some point in the last 1--12 years why Podesta also isn't under investigation.

Other way around, Podesta worked for Manafort. I wouldn't assume he isn't under investigation. It might just be a different investigation like Uranium One. Manafort was indicted for money laundering and other financial crimes committed before he worked for Trump and when he was working for Russians and Ukrainians among others. Podesta was his point man for contacts in Congress and the Obama administration.

He shut his lobbying company almost immediately after Manafort was indicted and has been reportedly selling off assets.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2018 10:15 AM (/tuJf)

148 While we're on it, is it off the wall to tip the pizza or Chinese delivery guy cash instead of putting it on the card? I always figured that left it up to him how much to report, but maybe it just makes more work for him for all I know.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 10:15 AM (y87Qq)

149 My point was I have never been at a Holiday Inn Express and seen someone whip out their billfold and leave a fiver on the table.
Posted by: TickledPink


Something like a motel buffet breakfast where I'm getting everything myself, food, drink, clearing my plates/trash? No.

Buffet style where they get my drinks/clear plates? Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 10:16 AM (2ifxQ)

150 @138

Because unlike Manefort, Mueller and Rosenpenis allowed the Podesta group to retroactively file as an arent for a foreign country, pay some fines, fold his company and slink off scott free.

Basically he got the Hillary treatment from the DOJ and FBI.

No criminal intent, nothing to see, move along, move along.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 20, 2018 10:16 AM (1dGbY)

151 My point was I have never been at a Holiday Inn Express and seen someone whip out their billfold and leave a fiver on the table.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 20, 2018 10:10 AM (TL2pK)

It's self-serve....right?

Posted by: BignJames at April 20, 2018 10:16 AM (0+nbW)

152 hog, if i have cash i do cash, i am of the opinion irs didn't go the extra mile for their cut of a minuscule paycheck

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2018 10:17 AM (eaoOY)

153 Tipping at a complimentary hotel/BnB breakfast....weird right?


Posted by: TickledPink


---

I always give the people keeping the coffee, juice, and wafflemakers working a couple of bucks. They don't see it often, apparently, because every time each of them acts like it's the greatest thing to ever happen to them.

I leave some money for the housekeepers, too. Those poor suckers are having to scrub toilets and bend down to pick up wet towels all day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 20, 2018 10:18 AM (LV5XU)

154 While we're on it, is it off the wall to tip the pizza or Chinese delivery guy cash instead of putting it on the card? I always figured that left it up to him how much to report, but maybe it just makes more work for him for all I know.
Posted by: hogmartin


I ALWAYS tip cash and tell them to tell the boss I stiffed them.

Guess how fast the pizza comes the next time? The delivery driver loves me.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 10:18 AM (2ifxQ)

155 Don't leave it on the table at a motel or it will be gone. Put it directly in the lady's hand after she dumps out the big pan of bacon.

Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 20, 2018 10:19 AM (LV5XU)

156 @144

HI Express was just an example.

I had a lovely, lovely breakfast at a Bed and Breakfast in Wales, and it never even occurred to me to leave a tip. And, so far as I remember, no one else did either.

While looking for a Bed and Breakfast here in the States, I was reading reviews, and one review mentioned that the breakfast people expected a tip which I found odd.

But...maybe I am the odd one.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 20, 2018 10:19 AM (TL2pK)

157 While we're on it, is it off the wall to tip the
pizza or Chinese delivery guy cash instead of putting it on the card? I
always figured that left it up to him how much to report, but maybe it
just makes more work for him for all I know.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 10:15 AM (y87Qq)


Oh, yeah, I always give delivery people $10 cash... it's worth it because I'm in a town small enough that they'll remember so I get really good service...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2018 10:19 AM (jjaLl)

158 Robbie, ugh, and imagine touching the bed linens.

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2018 10:19 AM (eaoOY)

159 'I knew it. I knew this would happen to me . . ." Hillary said, now within a couple of inches of his face. 'They were never going to let me be president. '"

Damn Bilderberg conspiracy. Or Build-A-Bear conspiracy. Or whoever.


We don't often get the thanks we deserve. But it's OK, we're just happy doing what needs to be done.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg's phone at April 20, 2018 10:19 AM (jsEO9)

160 I ALWAYS tip cash and tell them to tell the boss I stiffed them.

Guess how fast the pizza comes the next time? The delivery driver loves me.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 10:18 AM (2ifxQ)


AoSHQ deviousness--I like it!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 10:21 AM (n9EOP)

161 "I had a lovely, lovely breakfast at a Bed and Breakfast in Wales, and it never even occurred to me to leave a tip."

As far as I know, tipping is unusual in the British Isles. Elsewhere in Europe it can be considered an insult.

I suspect they have learned it's an American thing, though, and we don't mean it to be insulting.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 20, 2018 10:21 AM (my1fB)

162 Robbie, ugh, and imagine touching the bed linens.
Posted by: willow


Aka, Jackson Pollock painting under blacklight.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 10:22 AM (2ifxQ)

163 I whipped it out at a Holiday Inn Express once. Now I'm banned from all their locations.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 10:23 AM (NWiLs)

164 ew rick, but exactly right.

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2018 10:23 AM (eaoOY)

165 >>>>The injuries Justice Sonia Sotomayor suffered during an early morning
fall in her Washington, D.C., home Monday are more serious than
initially thought.

The justice fractured her left shoulder,The Supreme Court announced
Tuesday but indicated the injury was not severe. The break is more
serious than the earlier diagnosis reflects, asecond statement released
Thursday revealed.
.
.
.Trump may get to replace another SCOTUS Judge if the Doctors can't get sotoymayor's diabetes under control. That's her second serious fall in less than two months.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 20, 2018 10:23 AM (+Dllb)

166 I had a lovely, lovely breakfast at a Bed and Breakfast in Wales, and it never even occurred to me to leave a tip. And, so far as I remember, no one else did either.

Euros are stingy bastards.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 10:23 AM (NWiLs)

167 I ALWAYS tip cash and tell them to tell the boss I stiffed them.

Guess how fast the pizza comes the next time? The delivery driver loves me.

Posted by: rickb223


I need to get back in the habit of keeping cash for this reason. I get great service on delivery because I tip well, which I do because I was that shlub running pizzas around myself.

And yeah, you knew who was likely to be a bad tipper. (Often large outfits doing large orders would fail to tip reasonably, by the way! I hated those...)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 20, 2018 10:23 AM (AM1GF)

168 @163

Rofl....guess I should have expected that.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 20, 2018 10:24 AM (TL2pK)

169 I whipped it out at a Holiday Inn Express once. Now I'm banned from all their locations.

Posted by: Insomniac


Tell the whole story, dude...

Posted by: Traumatized geese at April 20, 2018 10:24 AM (AM1GF)

170 While I applaud the idea, they are only offering
Coors or Miller Lite. Not sure that qualifies as (good) beer. And for
$8.25? Go down to the 7-11 next door and you can get a 12 pack.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2018 09:59 AM (jxbfJ)

=====================
Local stop and shops here are selling Miller Lite/Coors 16oz bullets 2/2$
Budweiser 16oz aluminum bottles 2/2$ All ice-cold.

Posted by: mrp at April 20, 2018 10:25 AM (Pqytn)

171 Damn. About 2 miles from my work some guy went into a salon and shot dead his ex. They haven't caught him yet.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 20, 2018 10:25 AM (zRZaJ)

172 while i realize it isn't an actual duty to make up for cheap pay. i feel better that i know they at the least might be able to afford the Obamacare 'not tax' . when many were reduced to 29 hour workweeks.

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2018 10:26 AM (eaoOY)

173 70 Happy Carter Rabbit Attack Day everyone!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 20, 2018 09:42 AM (1ISKN)

That explains a lot - 420. From lusting in his heart to toking in his boat.

Posted by: Roy at April 20, 2018 10:26 AM (7n4KQ)

174 163 I whipped it out at a Holiday Inn Express once. Now I'm banned from all their locations.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 10:23 AM (NWiLs)


Pictures, or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 20, 2018 10:27 AM (CPk08)

175 @165

The only way she is replaced is if she goes toes up.

Even Kennedys sticking around though hes been making noise about retiring.

They are more than likely going to wait Trump out then probably retire en masse unless the gods intervene.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 20, 2018 10:27 AM (1dGbY)

176 The cash-or-card tipping thing is a thing because of...you guessed it...taxes. If the tip's on the card, there's a record and the taxes are done automatically. Not so with cash tips...which the recipient must track and report. And I'm sure that they're all honest, and gosh darn it, their tips just sucked this year, swearsies!

So...yeah.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 20, 2018 10:27 AM (AM1GF)

177
School shooting in Florida? I guess Hogg will be traveling down there too.


I'll bet he's on his bicycle racing to the scene with his camera as we speak.

With a CNN camera crew in tow.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 20, 2018 10:27 AM (GdWl+)

178 I whipped it out at a Holiday Inn Express once. Now I'm banned from all their locations.
Posted by: Insomniac


You too? I'm banned from Bass Pro for that very reason. Sign at cash register said "strip towards cashier".

WTF Bass Pro? Why did you have the word "magnetic" covered?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 10:27 AM (2ifxQ)

179 We go to an all-inclusive in Cancun each summer. They say 'no tipping'.
I give the bartender at the pool $10/day and the nice man who brings me
drinks on the beach $10/day. I don't generally leave a tip at meals.
I've never seen anyone else tip then either.

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 10:27 AM (lwiT4)

180 Nick nack paddywhack, muthafuckas.

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson's dog at April 20, 2018 10:27 AM (2835Q)

181 "They were never going to let me be president"

I guess by "They," she thinks she means the "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy." HRC always had a boundless sense of entitlement and an equally massive sense of paranoia. But the real "they" are just people fed up by being told what to do by people like her; people who think they know what's best for everyone and then use Government to force their choices on others while exempting themselves from the law.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 20, 2018 10:28 AM (O7MnT)

182 >>My guess is today's planned walkout has less to do with guns and more to do with blunts.


MSM is already giving the princess who started this protest the full-Hogg treatment.

https://tinyurl.com/y9g3agol

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 10:28 AM (W+vEI)

183 Robbie, ugh, and imagine touching the bed linens.


Posted by: willow


---

I don't like doing it in my own house. I can't imagine doing it for eight to twelve hours a day for strangers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 20, 2018 10:28 AM (LV5XU)

184 The scale of the legs in that painting is too big.

And Praise the Lord that HCWNBPOTUS.

Posted by: ALH at April 20, 2018 10:29 AM (uLuPn)

185 One would think selfies would be more flattering.

Posted by: auscolpyr at April 20, 2018 10:29 AM (suO/a)

186 BTW, this isn't art.

I think CBD is trying to prove that women can't do art. For shame!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 20, 2018 10:29 AM (CPk08)

187 This might make me awful but...I have to pay taxes.

Why should I tip someone in cash so that they can not pay taxes?

I always hear this argument from people: you should tip in cash because otherwise, it gets taxed. Uhhhhhh, why is that a bad thing?

Posted by: TickledPink at April 20, 2018 10:29 AM (TL2pK)

188 Here's my favorite part of the "They were never going to let me be president" story. The part where Hillary workshops her "Basketful of Deplorables" line.

"The Deplorables always got a laugh, over living-room chats in the Hamptons, at dinner parties under the stars on Martha's Vineyard, over passed hors d'oeuvres in Beverly Hills, and during sunset cocktails in Silicon Valley."

It didn't go over nearly that well in Wisconsin or Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 20, 2018 10:29 AM (O7MnT)

189 You too? I'm banned from Bass Pro for that very reason. Sign at cash register said "strip towards cashier".

WTF Bass Pro? Why did you have the word "magnetic" covered?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 10:27 AM (2ifxQ)

Their fault for not providing sufficiently specific instructions.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 10:30 AM (NWiLs)

190 165: what is it with commie liberals that the simple art of walking while drunk on your ass is such a challenge? maybe they are just village idiots?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2018 10:31 AM (KP5rU)

The Morning Report 4/20/18

justwhatwe.jpg

Good morning kids. Here comes the weekend and I want to start off with arguably the most radical and hence most dangerous miscreant to have been a part of the eight-year Obama reign of error. Eric Holder's disdain for America as founded, its institutions, traditions and most crucially its people was palpably detectable every time he opened up his pie-hole to blood-libel or otherwise smear the aforementioned.

Obviously alarmed that after having elected a man who is attempting damage control from what he and his boss have wrought, he is now making moves that seem to indicate he wants a shot at 2020. Of everyone in that movement, I cannot think of a more dangerous, twisted candidate that the Leftists could field. And considering who and what occupies that party, that's saying something. A racist and racialist since his days at Columbia University (he led an illegal occupation of its ROTC Center and renamed it after Malcom X), he was involved in the Marc Rich Pardon, the Gestapo-like seizing of Elian Gonzales, the refusal to prosecute the slam dunk case against the New Black Panthers for voter intimidation in 2008, his concocting a massive gun-running operation to Mexican criminals in the hopes of fomenting violence which would lead to the end of the Second Amendment (it only ended the lives of Brian Terry and countless others), was held in contempt of Congress and in his position as the nation's top cop, weaponized law enforcement to go after enemies of Obama and the Leftist movement, culminating in the Deep State coup against PDT and We The People.

Part of me hopes that he does run, given a record of abject criminality that is somewhere in the realm of insurrection and treason. He is part and parcel of the Obama regime that got Trump elected. Then again, out of everyone in that field, Holder does not come off as a drooling, whiney, paste-eating loon. And that makes him dangerous. It would be nice if what is being revealed from Comey, McCabe et al redounds onto this execrable, fish-faced enemy enema of the people.

And that segues us right into the top story which is the release of the Comey memos. So far, the memos show he leaked the memos in the first place to prompt the special counsel, the letter from the DoJ to Congress suggests at least part of the memo was classified, the DoJ evidently lied about the importance of the memos, none of them even hint at obstruction, Comey had it in for PDT and shielded Obama and Clinton and Comey defended McCabe to the hilt - and now the latter faces indictment.

As we all know, the Deep-State protects its own, and many here are right to expect McCabe to get nothing more than a slap on the wrist, at worst. We shall see. In any case Rudy Giuliani has joined PDT's legal team and he is going to go to the mattresses and try to pressure Mueller to shut this shitshow down. Something I doubt he will do since it is a political stunt that the Dems and RINOS are sure to oppose so as to cause as much damage to the midterms, and hence the agenda all the way to 2020.

On the immigration front, a rogue judge on the 7th Circuit has hampered PDT's efforts to have ICE agents round up illegal aliens already imprisoned and send them back to their shit-holes of origin. Why (rhetorical question)? There's a great essay at City Journal about the 50th anniversary of one of Britain's most famous speeches, given by Maggie Thatcher's mentor, dealing with the perils of unchecked migration. And also, it seems that the sane part of California has had it up to the gills with the sanctuary garbage. Something's gotta give in the Golden State so that the golden part can be free of the "shower" part.

And speaking of sanctuary, check out what one county in Illinois did; it declared itself a sanctuary county... from the rest of the state vis a vis gun control. Brilliant! Hit the left right in the Alinskys.

On the international scene, in the wake of Cuba's recent "election," the AP beclowns itself, Romania is doing the right thing and following Americas lead vis a vis Israel and Korea's leaders on both sides of the 38th parallel have set up a hot line in advance of their summit.

Closer to home, with growing unrest in the House GOP, Paul Ryno is maneuvering to have an establishment stooge remain in control after he ankles, and amid the rumors of a Blue Wave, Democrat Heidi Heitkamp is nonetheless scared enough to actually buck the party and endorse Mike Pompeo.

From hither and yon, two Florida cops were ambushed and killed at a Chinese restaurant late yesterday afternoon, while the assailant evidently killed himself at the scene. No word on his identity. Prayers for the victims and their families.

Meanwhile, a black conservative comedian punked a Starbucks into giving him "reparations coffee," the sub-moron DC councilman who thought the Jews controlled the weather visited the Holocaust Museum with predictable results, and finally Natalie Portman wins the self-hating-Joo-of-the-year award.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:16 AM




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Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 20, 2018 07:08 AM (+Dllb)

2 Get UP!

Posted by: IanDeal at April 20, 2018 07:09 AM (5mrLG)

3 Maybe holder can pardon Comey et al.

Posted by: Caliban at April 20, 2018 07:11 AM (QE8X6)

4 Eric Holder will have security provided by the Black Panthers.

Makes a great campaign commercial - Vote for Thug Life!

Posted by: ALH at April 20, 2018 07:12 AM (YYn2L)

5 Top 6

Posted by: Toddler at April 20, 2018 07:12 AM (q+UQC)

6 Not first !

Posted by: JT at April 20, 2018 07:12 AM (gd7f/)

7 More Chicago politics nationally? NO THANKS. You've done enough pilfering.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2018 07:13 AM (U+nHb)

8 >>>>As we all know, the Deep-State protects its own, and many here are right
to expect McCabe to get nothing more than a slap on the wrist, at
worst.
.
.
.
.Not sure which moron pointed this out but it bears repeating:

There will be no investigation;
There will be no IG report released;
There will be no Prosecutor appointed;
There will be no charges referred;
***You are here***
There will be no trial or plea deal;
etc.....

Please feel free to include items I missed.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 20, 2018 07:13 AM (+Dllb)

9 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 20, 2018 07:13 AM (Mbmmf)

10 I'm in an airport and CNN is on every bloody channel. I am willing to wager that they count every person who walks by a tv with CNN o mb as a unique viewer. And there's lots of TVs with it on.

Calgon take me away...

Posted by: Toddler at April 20, 2018 07:14 AM (q+UQC)

11 "In any case Rudy Giuliani has joined PDT's legal team and he is going to go to the mattresses..."



Mattresses? That means hookers. Russian hookers. Giuliani is colluding with Russian hookers who are agents of Putin.

The evidence is clear.

Posted by: Ripley at April 20, 2018 07:14 AM (MxEKc)

12 I need to print some of the coupons and self identify as black.

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2018 07:14 AM (BdsCV)

13 Not sure if we can get the country back after reading the bit on the DC pol's tour of the Holocaust museum. Yeah the Warsaw ghetto was just like a gated community. That's scary stupid or dangerously evil.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 20, 2018 07:15 AM (oAlzZ)

14 Here's to Rudy Guiliani, America's Mayor!

Perhaps the threat of prosecution of Hillary will bring them to the table. Enough of the Witch Hunt.

Posted by: ALH at April 20, 2018 07:15 AM (YYn2L)

15 Good morning Vietnam!

Posted by: An Observation at April 20, 2018 07:16 AM (QGEI2)

16

EM WILD STRAWBERRY FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 20, 2018 07:16 AM (1pxH0)

17
I heard y'all are racist, so I came to get my free content.

I ain't buying shit.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 20, 2018 07:17 AM (LOgQ4)

18 Some folks have called me a "blue shirted, Christ-like figure". Lordy. I never thought these words would come out of my mouth but: who am I to argue with them?

Posted by: James Comey in a blue shirt at the edge of the Abyss at April 20, 2018 07:18 AM (AIXgy)

19 Stedman's got no chance, because Stedman's got no charm.

But Stedman's got a long paper trail...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2018 07:18 AM (oVJmc)

20 Training today (which is not going well; I don't think this girl can last out the full 90 days), so light to no posting.

Today's pretty girl is silent star and Ziegfeld Girl Lina Basquette:

https://tinyurl.com/ycal6g8q

https://tinyurl.com/yaqamt5t

https://tinyurl.com/ycnhg6dc

https://tinyurl.com/y8rpnbhk

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2018 07:19 AM (kqsXK)

21 Never listened to Stryper. Grammie, any opinion on the matter?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2018 07:20 AM (/qEW2)

22 Good morning, y'all.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 20, 2018 07:20 AM (nvMvs)

23 Come in a blue shirt - Mitch Ryder ear worm!

Posted by: rammajamma at April 20, 2018 07:20 AM (oAlzZ)

24 Comey in a blue shirt

Posted by: rammajamma at April 20, 2018 07:20 AM (oAlzZ)

25 I know some people don't like Rick Warren, but I thought this piece was pretty good:

https://tinyurl.com/ybmmzts5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 07:21 AM (tpDAe)

26 Just found out this Sunday is Earth Day. I always forget to set my lights back 200 years.

Posted by: Ripley at April 20, 2018 07:22 AM (MxEKc)

27 Thanks for the lovely MP3. Always appreciate your work

Posted by: Toddler at April 20, 2018 07:22 AM (q+UQC)

28 Good morning from another windy day at Rehoboth Beach.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 20, 2018 07:22 AM (6t8+a)

29 If you really want to look down your nose at someone, it helps to be 6'8".

Posted by: James Comey in a blue shirt at the edge of the Abyss at April 20, 2018 07:23 AM (AIXgy)

30 J.J., thank you for another superb edition of what has become my favorite post of the day. I used to pay good money for this kind of work from conservative writers.

Vic and others, thank you in advance for the great information you are getting ready to post.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 20, 2018 07:23 AM (nvMvs)

31 Posted by: James Comey in a blue shirt at the edge of the Abyss at April 20, 2018 07:18 AM (AIXgy)

Comey did actually said that. He may think himself as a martyr, but com'on.....

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 07:23 AM (tpDAe)

32 Posted by: James Comey in a blue shirt at the edge of the Abyss at April 20, 2018 07:23 AM (AIXgy)

That actually was funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 07:23 AM (tpDAe)

33 Morning! Thanks for the news, J.J.

I got nothing.. had weird dreams seemingly all night.. It featured a trip to L.A. and Jodi Foster had a day job at the airport.. and it got even stranger from there!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 20, 2018 07:23 AM (5tSKk)

34 Comey did actually said that. He may think himself as a martyr, but com'on.....
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 07:23 AM (tpDAe)

Meant Comey DIDN"T actually say that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 07:24 AM (tpDAe)

35 So Portman fell for that stupid trick - provoke a response by violent attacks and then shout "Help! Help! I'm bein' repressed!" As long as they continue duping people, they are not going to give up that tactic.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2018 07:24 AM (/qEW2)

36 Today's pretty girl is silent star and Ziegfeld Girl Lina Basquette:


That Ballerina pose is really nice. Thanks.


Posted by: An Observation at April 20, 2018 07:24 AM (QGEI2)

37 >>And speaking of sanctuary, check out what one county in Illinois did; it declared itself a sanctuary county... from the rest of the state vis a vis gun control. Brilliant! Hit the left right in the Alinskys.



LOVE it!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 07:25 AM (W+vEI)

38 (Trumpet fanfare)

Everyone remain calm.

(flourish)

Zod has arrived.

(Exeunt trumpets)

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 07:25 AM (Bdeb0)

39 So Booker wants a Constitutional Amendment to lower the voting age to 16. Good luck with that one idiot. I want to raise it to 30.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2018 07:25 AM (mpXpK)

40 Meant C███y DIDN"T actually say that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 07:24 AM


Redacted for national security.

Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at April 20, 2018 07:26 AM (LOgQ4)

41 17
I heard y'all are racist, so I came to get my free content.

I ain't buying shit.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic



According to my workstation at work, AoS is a 'racist hate site'. I work as a Fed Contractor in a SCIF. I don't surf the web much at work anyway but I took a peak at AoS about a week ago and was greeted with a warning page about this site being a 'racist hate site'. That never happened before.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 20, 2018 07:26 AM (e/UEA)

42 37 Today's pretty girl is silent star and Ziegfeld Girl Lina Basquette:

That Ballerina pose is really nice. Thanks.

Posted by: An Observation at April 20, 2018 07:24 AM (QGEI2)


Lina Basquette. With what, fabric?


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 07:26 AM (VM6ev)

43 I've been ready for a long fucking time for that "honest conversation on race" that you've accused the country of being too "cowardly" to have, Stedman. Who goes first, punk?

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 20, 2018 07:26 AM (y7DUB)

44 >>Stedman's got no chance, because Stedman's got no charm.


Embodies the worst of both the Clinton and Obama administrations.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 07:27 AM (W+vEI)

45 And speaking of sanctuary, check out what one county in Illinois did; it declared itself a sanctuary county... from the rest of the state vis a vis gun control.




Has Hogg called for a boycott of the county yet? Or is he too busy coloring in his new book?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2018 07:28 AM (SiINZ)

46 My dear Fen, I said that in the redacted part of my recently released memos. Did you know I was an Eagle Scout?

Posted by: James Comey in a blue shirt at the edge of the Abyss at April 20, 2018 07:28 AM (AIXgy)

47 >>44 I've been ready for a long fucking time for that "honest conversation on race" that you've accused the country of being too "cowardly" to have, Stedman. Who goes first, punk?
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 20, 2018 07:26 AM (y7DUB)

Any sincere attempt at reparation ought to include repatriation.

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 07:29 AM (Bdeb0)

48 MP4. Pretty lady. Married 9 times (twice to the same guy) and became a dog breeder and judge. She should have stuck to dogs and skipped a few marriages. Interesting life.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 20, 2018 07:29 AM (N3JsI)

49 Re: Walmart and Christian Music.


I had no idea Stryper was still a thing.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 20, 2018 07:29 AM (lwiT4)

50 31 Vic and others, thank you in advance for the great information you are getting ready to post.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 20, 2018 07:23 AM (nvMvs)

I just woke up so no links from me today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2018 07:29 AM (mpXpK)

51 27 Just found out this Sunday is Earth Day. I always forget to set my lights back 200 years.
Posted by: Ripley



For research, look up one of the gentlemen that brought about Earth Day. Ira Einhorn. He's a peach.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 20, 2018 07:29 AM (e/UEA)

52 On the immigration front, a rogue judge on the 7th Circuit has hampered PDT's efforts to have ICE agents round up illegal aliens already imprisoned and send them back to their shit-holes of origin.



Says right there in the Constitution that judges can do whatever in the hell they want to, right?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2018 07:29 AM (SiINZ)

53 So Booker wants a Constitutional Amendment to lower
the voting age to 16. Good luck with that one idiot. I want to raise it
to 30.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2018 07:25 AM (mpXpK)
=================

The Dems are desperate to add to their constituency. They know dumb kids will overwhelmingly vote Dem, cuz feelz.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 20, 2018 07:31 AM (lwiT4)

54 I got nothing.. had weird dreams seemingly all night.. It featured a trip to L.A. and Jodi Foster had a day job at the airport.. and it got even stranger from there!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 20, 2018 07:23 AM (5tSKk)


I've been having weird dreams too. A rabbit with a tiny, savage head, and Ewan McGregor let it bite his fingertip to show that it posed no threat. But the head stretched to the point where it devoured the finger, the hand, the arm, the whole body. English people are stupid.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2018 07:31 AM (/qEW2)

55 And speaking of sanctuary, check out what one county in Illinois did; it
declared itself a sanctuary county... from the rest of the state vis a
vis gun control. Brilliant! Hit the left right in the Alinskys.


Technically they are obeying federal law - instead of violating it - but yes, I like the rhetoric.

And for those who don't know the federal law - 18 U.S. Code 242 forbids anyone to deprive even a single person of their Constitutional rights under color of any law, statute, regulation, ordinance, or custom.

Posted by: An Observation at April 20, 2018 07:31 AM (QGEI2)

56 26 I know some people don't like Rick Warren, but I thought this piece was pretty good:

https://tinyurl.com/ybmmzts5
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 07:21 AM (tpDAe)


Thanks, Grammie.

I've never understood the animus toward Rick Warren. I'm as conservative as they come, and though he's said a few things I disagree with, on the whole, I find him very good.

He's willing to talk with people outside the faith. I think that's a good thing; all of us should do that.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 20, 2018 07:32 AM (nvMvs)

57 #MeToo meets sanctuary city in Weymouth, MA: Illegal alien working as Uber driver rapes a customer, she reports it, police arrest him, he posts bail and then...he flees the country. There was an ICE detainer on him but they let him walk.

The victim has gone to the local news and the mayor of Weymouth is angry, too, on behalf of the victim as well as the police who spent time tracking him down.

Best part? Not one person defending this illegal alien in the news story. That's a big deal.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 07:32 AM (W+vEI)

58 Just found out this Sunday is Earth Day. I always forget to set my lights back 200 years.

Posted by: Ripley at April 20, 2018 07:22 AM (MxEKc)




Speaking of Earth Day, this Sunday the Chicago White Sux will become the first MLB organization to ban straws at their park. Why? Because straws are killing the planet. If want a straw, I think they'll give you a rolled up piece of paper. That's really going to hurt the dozen or so people who show up for their games.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2018 07:32 AM (SiINZ)

59 54 ...cuz feelz.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 20, 2018 07:31 AM (lwiT4)


Isn't this really the story of Franklin and Eleanor?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 07:33 AM (VM6ev)

60 Eric Holder is a True Believer. He is indeed dangerous. Think Obama set this country back? Put this vile prick in the Oval Office and the current cold Civil War we are having will go Hot.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 20, 2018 07:33 AM (e/UEA)

61 I'm still floored by the "gated community" comment from the aide to the D.C. moron. The rabbi should have asked if they think the D.C. Jail is a luxury resort.

Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2018 07:33 AM (eIQHF)

62 >>The victim has gone to the local news and the mayor of Weymouth is angry, too, on behalf of the victim as well as the police who spent time tracking him down. Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 07:32 AM (W+vEI)

Liberalism appreciates her taking one for the team.

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 07:34 AM (Bdeb0)

63 #MeToo meets sanctuary city in Weymouth, MA: Illegal alien working as Uber driver rapes a customer, she reports it, police arrest him, he posts bail and then...he flees the country. There was an ICE detainer on him but they let him walk.



Why the scripts just write themselves

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2018 07:34 AM (SiINZ)

64 I know some people don't like Rick Warren, but I thought this piece was pretty good:



https://tinyurl.com/ybmmzts5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 07:21 AM (tpDAe)
====================

I usually don't listen to Rick Warren, but the question of "Why?" is a good topic for him to write on, since his mentally disturbed son committed suicide.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 20, 2018 07:34 AM (lwiT4)

65 And YAY Effingham!

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 20, 2018 07:35 AM (lwiT4)

66 I woke up and thought it was Saturday. If this is what "woke" means then I like it.

Posted by: f'db at April 20, 2018 07:35 AM (UdKB7)

67 what holder doesn't do is pivot to the center and put on a smiley face. he says you're all racists, not we're all americans as smiley mchitler campaigned on.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 20, 2018 07:35 AM (Pg+x7)

68 Comey Memo: Eric "the Red" Holder "Smarter and More Sophisticated and Smoother" Than Loretta Lynch

Which makes Comey a patriarchal sexist, doesn't it? If a conservative had said that, it would, and would get a week of CNN hysteria. But somehow I don't expect that to happen here.

Posted by: George LeS at April 20, 2018 07:36 AM (/ki+X)

69 Hahaha that "Starbucks Reparation Coffee thing made me laugh... It's a crazy eff'd up world!

The guy asks for his reparation coffee and the girl responds "yeah I saw that on my twitter feed last night"! LMFAO

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 20, 2018 07:36 AM (5tSKk)

70 51 31

Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 20, 2018 07:23 AM (nvMvs)

I just woke up so no links from me today.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2018 07:29 AM (mpXpK)


Thanks for the 90% of the days when you DO have links. I appreciate them.

I'll get off your lawn now.....

Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 20, 2018 07:36 AM (nvMvs)

71 That's really going to hurt the dozen or so people who show up for their games.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2018 07:32 AM (SiINZ)
===================

8 of them will be okay with it, the other 4 will go home.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 20, 2018 07:36 AM (lwiT4)

72 ... (i think he's a loser as a presidential candidate - run holder run!)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 20, 2018 07:37 AM (Pg+x7)

73 Embodies the worst of both the Clinton and Obama administrations.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 07:27 AM (W+vEI)


Remember the "Elian wasn't terrified because the federal agent's finger was clearly beside the trigger guard" pile of nonsense coming out of the jizz intake hole above his nonexistent chin? Yet most of the Repuke senate shitstains voted to confirm that disingenuous liar. Except for, strangely enough, John Cornyn and a few token others showing a backbone and semi functioning cortex.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 20, 2018 07:37 AM (y7DUB)

74 69 Comey Memo: Eric "the Red" Holder "Smarter and More Sophisticated and Smoother" Than Loretta Lynch

Which makes Comey a patriarchal sexist, doesn't it? If a conservative had said that, it would, and would get a week of CNN hysteria. But somehow I don't expect that to happen here.
Posted by: George LeS at April 20, 2018 07:36 AM (/ki+X)


Sounds like he can pen Cory Booker's homo love-letters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 07:37 AM (VM6ev)

75 What, it's not Saturday?? shit

Posted by: f'db, woke and pissed at April 20, 2018 07:38 AM (UdKB7)

76 Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 20, 2018 07:32 AM (nvMvs)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 07:21 AM (tpDAe)

Thanks, Grammie.

You're welcome

I'm not actually a Grammie yet. :^) That's another poster. :^) My son is 18. I think he rarely talks to girls-and no, he's not gay, just shy and socially awkward.

I've liked everything I've read by Rick Warren and certainly "Why is this happening to me?" is a question people of faith struggle with.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 07:38 AM (tpDAe)

77 76 What, it's not Saturday?? shit
Posted by: f'db, woke and pissed at April 20, 2018 07:38 AM (UdKB7)


Don't wish your life away.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 07:39 AM (VM6ev)

78 I've never understood the animus toward Rick Warren.
=====================


Part of the difficulty, I think, comes from some of the folks he has given a platform to, such as the emergent church types as well as some squishes.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 20, 2018 07:39 AM (lwiT4)

79 >>Why the scripts just write themselves




Usually, but the local news (at least the station I watch) is not including any of the usual sympathetic/pro-illegal immigration talking points, and they have no clips of people defending the release of the guy. Just "Quincy authorities say they didn't know there was an ICE detainor."

These stories usually just disappear without even mentioning that it was an illegal. I am interested to see if this becomes a trend.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 07:41 AM (W+vEI)

80 JJ, excellent round-up and commentary, as always! You're the James Brown of the HQ (and I'm sure you'll get what I mean).

I've lived here most of my life, and I don't think I've ever seen anything as incredibly stupid as that DC councilman and his reaction to the Holocaust museum. And I remember Marion Barry and his arrest and subsequent reelection. And it looks like White's staff is just as bad.

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2018 07:42 AM (oMtOd)

81 The authorities and media are strangely silent on the dead perp that shot the 2 cops in FL.

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2018 07:43 AM (a3OL0)

82 "Don't wish your life away."

Ok. I wish it was last Saturday.

Posted by: f'db, woke and pissed at April 20, 2018 07:43 AM (UdKB7)

83 81 JJ, excellent round-up and commentary, as always! You're the James Brown of the HQ (and I'm sure you'll get what I mean).

I've lived here most of my life, and I don't think I've ever seen anything as incredibly stupid as that DC councilman and his reaction to the Holocaust museum. And I remember Marion Barry and his arrest and subsequent reelection. And it looks like White's staff is just as bad.

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2018 07:42 AM (oMtOd

J.J. Sefton =

A) Sex Machine
B) Hot Pants
C) Night Train
D) The Big Payback
E) All of the above
F) None of the above
G) Please pass the sweet and sour shrimp

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 07:44 AM (VM6ev)

84 This is the best line in the Natalie Portman article:

"While Portman, perhaps best known for her work alongside Jar Jar Binks in The Phantom Menace . . ."

Those Free Beacon guys.

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2018 07:45 AM (oMtOd)

85 JJ, I was thinking more along of "the hardest working man in show biz," but we can go with all of the above if you like.

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2018 07:46 AM (oMtOd)

86 The authorities and media are strangely silent on the dead perp that shot the 2 cops in FL.

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2018 07:43 AM (a3OL0)


They're waiting for the Comey book tour to end so that they can be told what to say?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 07:46 AM (n9EOP)

87 >>The authorities and media are strangely silent on the dead perp that shot the 2 cops in FL.


That shooting is horrible. There was a young cop killed on the Cape last week serving a summons. The deadbeat (guy has 100+ arrests) shot him in the head, then did the same thing to his police dog (dog survived). There are a lot of people who wanted to bring back the death penalty after that.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 07:46 AM (W+vEI)

88 Good morning! Its Friday, its Friday! Whoop-de-do!

Putting a positive spin on the end of another stupid week.

Posted by: Rosasharn at April 20, 2018 07:47 AM (gC288)

89 >>And I remember Marion Barry and his arrest and subsequent reelection. And it looks like White's staff is just as bad. Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2018 07:42 AM (oMtOd

Maybe it's a locals-only thing, but that reelection *was* a show, wasn't it? Marion Barry--truly of, by, and for his Ward 8 constituency.

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 07:47 AM (Bdeb0)

90 NY Democrap Andrew Cuomo is restoring voting rights to 35,000 convicted felons after his bill to restore said rights was defeated by the legislature. So he is doing it by executive fiat. So he gets his 35K new Democrat voters.


http://tinyurl.com/y8l84bey

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2018 07:47 AM (mpXpK)

91 It's Friday. Moar big news today, PLEASE!

Posted by: rockysan99 at April 20, 2018 07:47 AM (m7LQK)

92 87 The authorities and media are strangely silent on the dead perp that shot the 2 cops in FL.

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2018 07:43 AM (a3OL0)

They're waiting for the Comey book tour to end so that they can be told what to say?
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 07:46 AM (n9EOP)


Was he bullied by Camera-deschaftsfuhrer Hogg?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 07:47 AM (VM6ev)

93 No wait. I wish it was Saturday June 10, 1978.

Posted by: f'db, woke and pissed at April 20, 2018 07:48 AM (UdKB7)

94 eric holder.
i didn't think Obama was capable of winning either , after investigating his backstory ,but with all the medias Messaging, he did.

also one of the main reasons the left should actually get punished for the misuse of all the powerful intelligence apparatuses they used against the American people. Whether irs, osha, nsa, cia, fbi.

or how we recover peaceful transitions of power after this ...

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2018 07:48 AM (eaoOY)

95 94 No wait. I wish it was Saturday June 10, 1978.
Posted by: f'db, woke and pissed at April 20, 2018 07:48 AM (UdKB7)


Was that the release date of the Stones' "Some Girls?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 07:49 AM (VM6ev)

96 No wait. I wish it was Saturday June 10, 1978.

Posted by: f'db, woke and pissed at April 20, 2018 07:48 AM (UdKB7)
==================

Your birthday?

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 07:49 AM (lwiT4)

97 I wouldn't put much weight on the Planned Parenthood/Sex Ed story. Megan (Not the Hot One) Fox is one of the worst writers at PJM. Maybe the worst; with a definite hair on fire default mode.

Posted by: George LeS at April 20, 2018 07:50 AM (/ki+X)

98 Maybe it's a locals-only thing, but that reelection *was* a show, wasn't it? Marion Barry--truly of, by, and for his Ward 8 constituency.
Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 07:47 AM (Bdeb0)
---------

It was something, all right. I remember just shaking my head and thinking well, they've come full circle. They probably thought he never should have been arrested in the first place, because as you well remember, "bitch set me up."

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2018 07:50 AM (oMtOd)

99 I wish it was Saturday June 10, 1978.

Posted by: f'db, woke and pissed at April 20, 2018 07:48 AM (UdKB7)
==============

I think I got pregnant that day.

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 07:50 AM (lwiT4)

100 65 I usually don't listen to Rick Warren, but the question of "Why?" is a good topic for him to write on, since his mentally disturbed son committed suicide.
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 20, 2018 07:34 AM (lwiT4)


You're right. It is a good topic, and he did it well.

I've battled depression for more than 30 years, and thoughts of suicide are all too dear to me. Thanks to medication, it's been 15 years or so since I've had to engage in dangerous battle.

Very few of my friends or relatives know of my struggle. That's how well we can hide it.

When someone is in the midst of deep clinical depression, the last thing that matters is logic. They aren't capable of rational thought because the pain right now is too immense.

When I think back on my darkest days of depression, I'm reminded of the people who jumped the 9/11 towers. There was nothing good to be gained from them either staying or jumping.

Of course, I am against suicide. But sometimes it seems like the only rational option. I believe that heaven will have many people who chose suicide over continuing to battle relentless depression.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 20, 2018 07:51 AM (nvMvs)

101 Whether irs, osha, nsa, cia, fbi.

Don't forget the eieio

Posted by: JT at April 20, 2018 07:51 AM (gd7f/)

102 "Was that the release date of the Stones' "Some Girls?"

Could have been. For me it meant school was out FOREVER.

Posted by: f'db, woke and pissed at April 20, 2018 07:51 AM (UdKB7)

103 Remember the "Elian wasn't terrified because the federal agent's finger was clearly beside the trigger guard"
...
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 20, 2018 07:37 AM (y7DUB)


Yes, I'm sure most kids awakened in the middle of the night with a bunch of essentially masked men invading their home of years would notice that the trigger finger was not actually "on" the trigger, thus completely safe, even though said finger was fractions of an inch away from a firing position!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 07:51 AM (n9EOP)

104 Could have been. For me it meant school was out FOREVER.

Posted by: f'db, woke and pissed at April 20, 2018 07:51 AM (UdKB7)



You're Alice Cooper?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2018 07:51 AM (SiINZ)

105 Great links and thanks as always, JJ.

Re the Comey members:

We can take some comfort, assuming an actual war doesn't break out and these assclowns have to manage it, that the Deep State is functionally retarded. Footnote 1, Page 15 is lulzy: Comey writes that he thought Trump was "mildly annoyed" at an answer he gave but since he barely knew PDT, he couldn't tell over the telephone. This was seen as probable cause to issue a warrant both by Obama's personal Gestapo and an also functionally retarded FISA judge. Scary that these people have guns and power, but funny that they slithered into any position of authority. If it ever comes time to topple them it shouldn't take fifteen minutes.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 20, 2018 07:52 AM (kR0qY)

106 FL cop killer is John Hubert Highnote aged 59. That's all the detail released.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 20, 2018 07:52 AM (N3JsI)

107 Eric Holder is a True Believer. He is indeed dangerous. Think Obama set this country back? Put this vile prick in the Oval Office and the current cold Civil War we are having will go Hot.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 20, 2018 07:33 AM (e/UEA)


He has no chance of being in the Oval Office other than being in a guided tour from whatever high priced nursing home he'll end up in. He counts on the MFM catamites to not laugh at his delusional statements about running for President with his trail of hatred for the country and everything good it stands for; he'd get at most 33% of the vote from commies and dumbfucks who likewise can't stand earned respect from honest accomplishments. Cock Curious Ravenous will hopefully be the sole exception to that owing to a weird confluence of events including the participation of McCain.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 20, 2018 07:52 AM (y7DUB)

108 When someone is in the midst of deep clinical depression, the last thing
that matters is logic. They aren't capable of rational thought because
the pain right now is too immense.
==================


Very well said. Sadly, so true.

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 07:52 AM (lwiT4)

109 Did Comey ever write himself memos after talking with Lynch??

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2018 07:53 AM (oVJmc)

110 106:

"Re the Comey members:"

"Memos," "members," same thing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 20, 2018 07:54 AM (kR0qY)

111 "Re the Comey members:"

"Memos," "members," same thing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 20, 2018 07:54 AM (kR0qY)


I'll try to rememo that!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 07:55 AM (n9EOP)

112 I understand fluffers gotta fluff, its what they do, but the gold standard is indictments, prosecutions and jail time.

And while I appreciate being kept abreast of the various theatrical performances in the various salons of corruption so far the scales read thusly...

Traitors tally:
Firings: 3
Demotions/Transfers: 4
Criminal referral: 1

Trump world:
Indictments: 3
Guilty Pleas: 2
Lawyers offices raided: 1


Got some catching up if the scales are to be balanced.

Listen, if eventually all or most of the scumbags that perpetrated the coup are held to account I will eat my shoe, but ive seen a thing or two and Ive see quite clearly that evil prevails a disconcerting amount of the time.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 20, 2018 07:55 AM (c4I38)

113 Can Trump extradite Holder to Mexico?

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2018 07:56 AM (sdi6R)

114 Captain Hate, I know I say this every time someone brings up an idiot liberal who says they're thinking of running for president, but I would hate to see someone like Holder or Stedman nominated because after Obama, I no longer rely on people's intelligence to see through these people.

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2018 07:56 AM (oMtOd)

115 Paul Ryno Tries to Block Pre-Election Leadership Change

Ryno needed to go years ago so, we'll probably have him around until he decides to leave.

Also, Jeff Sessions is a horses ass.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2018 07:57 AM (r9UYA)

116 Comey was trying to hand Mueller an obstruction case against Trump for firing Comey. Hence the self-serving file memos, and McCabe being used to corroborate Comey's file memos.

What a weasel. It was sedition.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2018 07:57 AM (pV/54)

117 On this day in 1967, "Happy Together" by the Turtles was the number one song.

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 07:59 AM (lwiT4)

118 Did Comey ever write himself memos after talking with Lynch??

No, he did not. Sharyl Atkisson has a good summary. This link is from Twitchy. https://tinyurl.com/y7sbe2od

Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2018 07:59 AM (eIQHF)

119 I've never understood the animus toward Rick Warren. I'm as conservative as they come, and though he's said a few things I disagree with, on the whole, I find him very good.

He's willing to talk with people outside the faith. I think that's a good thing; all of us should do that.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 20, 2018 07:32 AM (nvMvs)


========

As an outsider myself, the concerns I've heard are:
- that he commits eisegesis in a lot of his teaching.
- the way he approaches "Purpose Driven". Ie. it's not merely sanctification with him, but borderline salvation-by-works.
- he is very influential among pastors and has popularized certain practices that are considered harmful: the church de-emphasizes in depth biblical study in place of works (related to second point). Also many times anyone who raises concerns about this is kicked out of the church, ie. promoting an unhealthy type of authoritarianism.
- as noted in @79 he gives a platform to some dubious people such as Dr. Oz.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2018 08:00 AM (/qEW2)

120 FL cop killer is John Hubert Highnote aged 59. That's all the detail released.


Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 20, 2018 07:52 AM (N3JsI)


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It's weird how there aren't many readily available photos of John Hubert.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 20, 2018 08:00 AM (LV5XU)

121 I no longer rely on people's intelligence to see through these people.

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2018 07:56 AM (oMtOd)


Sadly, the 24/7/365 media influence combined with the failed education system and the reality of the bell curve means you are entirely correct to do so!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 08:01 AM (n9EOP)

122 >>>>Comey was trying to hand Mueller an obstruction case
against Trump for firing Comey. Hence the self-serving file memos, and
McCabe being used to corroborate Comey's file memos.



What a weasel. It was sedition.



Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2018 07:57 AM
.
.
.I personally still think this whole thing was a threat against Trump by comey as the front man for the IC that went badly for them because Trump is honest to a fault and that was the absolute last thing they expected.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 20, 2018 08:01 AM (+Dllb)

123 It's weird how there aren't many readily available photos of John Hubert.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 20, 2018 08:00 AM (LV5XU)


I'm willing to bet he doesn't have a photo voter ID!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 08:01 AM (n9EOP)

124 A) Sex Machine
B) Hot Pants
C) Night Train
D) The Big Payback
E) All of the above
F) None of the above
G) Please pass the sweet and sour shrimp

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 07:44 AM (VM6ev)

===

B) HOT TUB!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2018 08:02 AM (EZebt)

125 Ramirez


http://tinyurl.com/yde6yr42

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2018 08:02 AM (mpXpK)

126 From Heavy, about the Florida cop shooter:

"He was described in the court records as a white male who stood 5'8" and weighed 126 pounds."

Bastard needed a sandwich.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2018 08:02 AM (oVJmc)

127 121
It's weird how there aren't many readily available photos of John Hubert.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 20, 2018 08:00 AM (LV5XU)


The must all be underexposed, IYKWIM...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 08:03 AM (VM6ev)

128 I guess Holder didn't get the memo. Only women need apply for 2020 Democrat nomination.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2018 08:03 AM (H8QX8)

129 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2018 08:00 AM (/qEW2)

Didn't he cozy up to the JEF?

Too caffeine deprived to check right now.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 08:03 AM (n9EOP)

130 The Federalist's story about the Comey memos and the Trump briefing being a setup is really good. Effing Clapper.

Posted by: Mainah at April 20, 2018 08:04 AM (CClpm)

131 Somebody should have asked the dumbass...

You know what else was a gated community...don't you?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 20, 2018 08:04 AM (6t8+a)

132 John Hubert also had a weapons arrest in his past. I'm guessing career criminal puke.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 20, 2018 08:05 AM (N3JsI)

133 From Heavy, about the Florida cop shooter:

"He was described in the court records as a white male who stood 5'8" and weighed 126 pounds."

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Does law enforcement still lump hispanics in as whites for violent crimes? I think the FBI was doing it as of 2014 or so.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 20, 2018 08:06 AM (LV5XU)

134 The Federalist's story about the Comey memos and the Trump briefing being a setup is really good. Effing Clapper.

Posted by: Mainah at April 20, 2018 08:04 AM (CClpm)


Too bed Trump fell for the setup, but I'm sure in those days he felt if you can't trust the Director of the FBI...

Best part is that Clapper walks free!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 08:06 AM (n9EOP)

135 You know what else was a gated community...don't you?

+++

Paris Commune?

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at April 20, 2018 08:06 AM (wxI0Z)

136 133 John Hubert also had a weapons arrest in his past. I'm guessing career criminal puke.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 20, 2018 08:05 AM (N3JsI)


Career criminals spend quite a bit of time in prison. Lots of converts to Islam happen in prison.

Meh. Coincidence.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 08:06 AM (VM6ev)

137 NY Democrap Andrew Cuomo is restoring voting rights to 35,000 convicted
felons after his bill to restore said rights was defeated by the
legislature. So he is doing it by executive fiat. So he gets his 35K
new Democrat voters.
================================

Don't you wonder if those votes were already being cast, and now he's trying to ex post facto legitimize them?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 20, 2018 08:07 AM (rBnYq)

138 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Jim Comey, Esq. at April 20, 2018 08:07 AM (2Mnv1)

139 Didn't he cozy up to the JEF?

=================


I believe he gave the Inaugural prayer. Later, he called Obama out on his religious liberty failures.

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 08:07 AM (lwiT4)

140 79 I've never understood the animus toward Rick Warren.
=====================


Part of the difficulty, I think, comes from some of the folks he has given a platform to, such as the emergent church types as well as some squishes.
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 20, 2018 07:39 AM (lwiT4)


I agree, and I'll be the first to admit that I don't follow Warren closely at all.

On the few occasions I've listened to Warren, he treats the folks you mention with respect, but neither endorses nor criticizes them. On the right side, many are apparently way outside of historical Christianity; on the wrong side, not that many Christians understand authentic Christianity.

You can recognize those who aren't part of the flock and I can, too.

From my limited exposure to Warren, I think that it may be he expects people to recognize heresy even when they aren't equipped to do so.

Am I at least partially correct or am I doing it wrong? I can handle honest answers.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 20, 2018 08:07 AM (nvMvs)

141 >>120 I've never understood the animus toward Rick Warren. I'm as conservative as they come, and though he's said a few things I disagree with, on the whole, I find him very good. Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 20, 2018 07:32 AM (nvMvs)

To his credit, he appears to eschew the cynical, pseudoscientific marketing ploy of "intelligent design" and goes straight for the unalloyed version...

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 08:07 AM (Bdeb0)

142 120 Warren let Obama slide on his abortion position feint and then endorsed him for it- the most pro-abortion President we've ever had

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at April 20, 2018 08:08 AM (9TR2V)

143 138 NY Democrap Andrew Cuomo is restoring voting rights to 35,000 convicted
felons after his bill to restore said rights was defeated by the
legislature. So he is doing it by executive fiat. So he gets his 35K
new Democrat voters.
================================

Don't you wonder if those votes were already being cast, and now he's trying to ex post facto legitimize them?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 20, 2018 08:07 AM (rBnYq)


It would be a laugh riot if they all vote for Tricky Dick-Less Nixon instead.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 08:08 AM (VM6ev)

144
FL cop killer is John Hubert Highnote aged 59. That's all the detail released.

Sounds American Indian almost. Especially with the weight thing.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 20, 2018 08:08 AM (LOgQ4)

145 Too bed Trump fell for the setup, but I'm sure in those days he felt if you can't trust the Director of the FBI...

Best part is that Clapper walks free!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 08:06 AM (n9EOP)

Yeah, I don't fault him for it. He certainly learned quick!

Posted by: Mainah at April 20, 2018 08:08 AM (B+qrE)

146 "Paris Commune?"

Think....Poland.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 20, 2018 08:08 AM (6t8+a)

147 Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 08:07 AM (lwiT4)

Thanks grammie!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 08:09 AM (n9EOP)

148 134 Only as perpetrators not as victims

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at April 20, 2018 08:09 AM (9TR2V)

149 127 From Heavy, about the Florida cop shooter:

"He was described in the court records as a white male who stood 5'8" and weighed 126 pounds."

Bastard needed a sandwich.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2018 08:02 AM (oVJmc)


Sounds like a certain pint-sized junior varsity dictator...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 08:09 AM (VM6ev)

150 Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2018 07:56 AM (oMtOd)

Your apprehension is well noted and God knows the state extended daycare centers and union propaganda mills are doing their best to produce compliant dumbfucks to tyranny. And the GOPe Koch/CoCsuckers are going balls to the wall to import ignorant vermin who will refuse to assimilate from their shithole countries values of failure.

But DJT's high approval numbers following an unprecedented MFM blitz of lies make me unusually optimistic. Time will tell.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 20, 2018 08:09 AM (y7DUB)

151 The DC Councilman who thought the Nazis were protecting the Jews graduated Magna Cum Laude from the University of Maryland (Eastern Shore).

How?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 20, 2018 08:10 AM (O7MnT)

152 Rick Warren means precisely nothing to me.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at April 20, 2018 08:10 AM (wxI0Z)

153 Oh well. I'm going to assume John Hubert is a white Republican KKK NRA member until it's proven otherwise. Voting records, antifa facebook, and rally attendance won't matter. Until there is definitive proof of him not being in the KKK and NRA, he's clearly a white Republican h8r.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 20, 2018 08:10 AM (LV5XU)

154 >>Career criminals spend quite a bit of time in prison. Lots of converts to Islam happen in prison.
Meh. Coincidence.Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 08:06 AM (VM6ev)

A summer job in high school brought Zod in contact with Lorton federal prison mail. Packages addressed to Leroy Jones on Monday would, by week's end, be addressed to Malik Jones-El by Friday. I was told that the suffix "-El" connotes a "brother in training."

Lots of very interesting things are sent by families of DC inmates through the US mail.

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 08:10 AM (Bdeb0)

155 143 120 Warren let Obama slide on his abortion position feint and then endorsed him for it- the most pro-abortion President we've ever had

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at April 20, 2018 08:08 AM (9TR2V)


That sounds more like what I was thinking happened!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 08:10 AM (n9EOP)

156 But DJT's high approval numbers following an unprecedented MFM blitz of lies make me unusually optimistic. Time will tell.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 20, 2018 08:09 AM (y7DUB)
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You don't know how happy it makes me that Captain Hate is optimistic.

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2018 08:11 AM (oMtOd)

157 According to Heavy, Hubert's only got a history of minor offenses, mostly traffic stuff, nothing recent.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2018 08:11 AM (oVJmc)

158 151
But DJT's high approval numbers following an unprecedented MFM blitz of lies make me unusually optimistic. Time will tell.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 20, 2018 08:09 AM (y7DUB)

It's only anecdotal but Heidi Heitkamp endorsed Pompeo. That's not something a Democrat would do if they thought a Blue Wave was coming in November.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 08:11 AM (VM6ev)

159 Crazy leftist haven Oberlin College is in deep doo-doo in a couple of lawsuits, and is desperate to attract more students. Someone should alert the Hoggenfuhrer; this is a match made in heaven.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 20, 2018 08:11 AM (rBnYq)

160 >>It's weird how there aren't many readily available photos of John Hubert.

Not 'currently' registered to vote in FL= Democrat.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2018 08:12 AM (r9UYA)

161 NY Democrap Andrew Cuomo is restoring voting rights to 35,000 convicted felons after his bill to restore said rights was defeated by the legislature. So he is doing it by executive fiat. So he gets his 35K new Democrat voters.

Don't call them felons, call them rapists, murderers, and armed robbers. The left is adept at weaponizing language. We have to get as good.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 20, 2018 08:12 AM (O7MnT)

162 Am I at least partially correct or am I doing it wrong? I can handle honest answers.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 20, 2018 08:07 AM (nvMvs)
=====================

I don't follow him closely either, Michael. Not since my son had to teach from "The Purpose Driven Life" while in the Army, and pronounced it, well, er, as "less than."

Discernment is a gift that is not cultivated as it should be within the church, IMO. To our peril.

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 08:12 AM (lwiT4)

163 The Lorton prison is now a housing development. Maybe that's the gated community the D.C. morons were talking about. :/

Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2018 08:12 AM (eIQHF)

164 127 From Heavy, about the Florida cop shooter:

"He was described in the court records as a white male who stood 5'8" and weighed 126 pounds."

Bastard needed a sandwich.
______________________

That's pretty skinny. Maybe he had a terminal illness, and wanted to take some cops with him?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 20, 2018 08:13 AM (fqUgw)

165 He was described in the court records as a white male who stood 5'8" and weighed 126 pounds

Meth is a hell of a diet aid.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 20, 2018 08:14 AM (O7MnT)

166 >It's weird how there aren't many readily available photos of John Hubert

There wouldn't be many of me, either. I'm not terribly ugly but I hate pictures and avoid them.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at April 20, 2018 08:14 AM (wxI0Z)

167 Mornin', Horde. Happy Friday!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 20, 2018 08:14 AM (p+Wdc)

168
More Chicago politics nationally? NO THANKS. You've done enough pilfering.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2018 07:13 AM (U+nHb)






If it was just pilfering, even large-scale pilfering, I could live with that. The problem is that commie cocksuckers like Holder want all of us unpeople from Jesusland DEAD. And they're perfectly willing to use the organs of government to make that happen.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2018 08:15 AM (eXA4G)

169 >>164 The Lorton prison is now a housing development. Maybe that's the gated community the D.C. morons were talking about. :/
Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2018 08:12 AM (eIQHF)

I know there's an art center there; didn't know there was housing (though the Belvoir boom would make that likely).

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 08:15 AM (Bdeb0)

170 Don't call them felons, call them rapists, murderers, and armed robbers. The left is adept at weaponizing language. We have to get as good.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 20, 2018 08:12 AM (O7MnT)

Accepting the bastardized liberal terms of discussion is a trap almost every conservative and/or Republican falls into. If we had an opposition party, someone should be working on that!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 08:15 AM (n9EOP)

171 From Heavy, about the Florida cop shooter:

"He was described in the court records as a white male who stood 5'8" and weighed 126 pounds."

Bastard needed a sandwich.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



Needs more than a sammich. I have him by 4 inches & 150 lbs.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 08:15 AM (2ifxQ)

172 167 >It's weird how there aren't many readily available photos of John Hubert

There wouldn't be many of me, either. I'm not terribly ugly but I hate pictures and avoid them.
__________________

Yeah, but the state pretty much forces the issue when it comes to driver's licenses, passports, etc.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 20, 2018 08:16 AM (fqUgw)

173 151:

"But DJT's high approval numbers following an unprecedented MFM blitz of lies make me unusually optimistic. Time will tell."

Trump's reduction of the MFM (with more than ample held from the MFM) to a national joke has been complete, swift and remarkable. The complete stupidity of many formerly respected "national institutions" has started to be noticed as well. Even our poorly education, politically brainwashed masses have wised up, and that is reason to thank God for Trump and the durability of the American people.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 20, 2018 08:16 AM (kR0qY)

174 The Greenfield article on Fresno State is disturbing. Didn't know about the others there who openly advocate for the murder of Trump and Republicans. Sick.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 08:16 AM (W+vEI)

175 The Lorton prison is now a housing development. Maybe that's the gated community the D.C. morons were talking about. :/
Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2018 08:12 AM (eIQHF)
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They also have soccer fields that the county now uses, which still have the super-high fences around them. My daughter played there a couple of times and it was weird.

Funniest thing was one week we had a game at a different location in Springfield/Lorton, but one of the moms mistakenly went back to the old prison field. Right before the game started, someone asked where the daughter was, and the coach said she will be here in a few minutes, her mom went to the prison instead. And another mom, who had a fine sense of humor, shook her head sadly and said, "It happens."

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2018 08:16 AM (oMtOd)

176 It's weird how there aren't many readily available photos of John Hubert


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There wouldn't be many of me, either. I'm not terribly ugly but I hate pictures and avoid them.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at April 20, 2018 08:14 AM (wxI0Z)


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You probably don't have a publicly available arrest record and associated mugshots, either.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 20, 2018 08:16 AM (LV5XU)

177 Rick Warren means precisely nothing to me.
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at April 20, 2018 08:10 AM (wxI0Z)

If you mean he doesn't mean a damn thing to you-fine. If that means you don't know who he is, he's a pastor of a mega church in Colorado?-Saddleback Church. Written a lot of books.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 08:19 AM (tpDAe)

178 >>They also have soccer fields that the county now uses, which still have the super-high fences around them.

There was a "pedestrian crossing" sign on Ox Road at the Lorton medium-security facility entrance back when. The little stick figure had a black ball-and-chain attached. "Slow--Prisoner Crossing."

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 08:19 AM (Bdeb0)

179 Don't know if anyone saw this.

Guy does a parody and goes into Starbucks and asks for free coffee because Starbucks is racist and reparations.

https://tinyurl.com/y8wtx7my


Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 20, 2018 08:20 AM (bB4HN)

180 Prison = Gated community?

Yeh, I could get behind that language shift.

Would make crime reporting easier.

" the suspect has previously resided in several Gated Communities in the past..."

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 20, 2018 08:20 AM (6t8+a)

181 had no idea Stryper was still a thing.
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 20, 2018 07:29 AM (lwiT4)
+++++
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duEBraRtteo
++++ Stryper's new video Valley

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 20, 2018 08:21 AM (y3aQB)

182 Oberlin is an island of insanity (and very good music) in a county of Reagan/DJT Democrats and Republicans. Really dumb bad neighbor act to trumpet that by trying to change the venue. I still don't think they're dumb enough to end up like Antioch but they're testing that hypothesis more strenuously than good sense would dictate.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 20, 2018 08:22 AM (y7DUB)

183 Zod, I can remember as a kid we would drive through that area once in a great great while, and there would be signs warning people not to pick up hitchhikers because they might be prison escapees. I don't remember the exact wording, but I do remember thinking holy cow.

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2018 08:22 AM (oMtOd)

184 Lots of converts to Islam happen in prison.

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usually they convert so they get protection from the other gangs

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 08:23 AM (hMwEB)

185 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duEBraRtteo

++++ Stryper's new video Valley

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 20, 2018 08:21 AM (y3aQB)
================

Oh wow. I wonder how many of the original band members are still in it? Song's not bad.

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 08:24 AM (lwiT4)

186 Posted by: Captain Hate at April 20, 2018 08:22 AM (y7DUB)

Founded by two pastors in the 1800's. Shame how it's gone downhill. Academically too. Used to have a good reputation I know somebody who graduated from there in the 60's. She's liberal-but not a left wing nut case.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 08:24 AM (tpDAe)

187 Saturday night I went downtown,
Working for the FBI...

Posted by: Tall cool Comey in a Blue Shirt at April 20, 2018 08:25 AM (cLtX+)

188 Ted Cruz in a dead heat for his Senate seat? Just the headline alone is enough to cause me anxiety.
Don't really know what to believe even when there is over sampling/under sampling.... I still worry.
Contributed Wed. to his campaign.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 20, 2018 08:25 AM (PvFoN)

189 I always thought that Eric Holder had more of a rat face, than a fish face.

Posted by: JAS at April 20, 2018 08:26 AM (sCN2W)

190 I wouldn't believe anything the MSM promulgates about polls, but it's good that you gave Ted Cruz some money.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 08:26 AM (tpDAe)

191 Cruz is not in a dead heat - fake news. Going to beat O'Rourke like a rented mule.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 20, 2018 08:26 AM (AjNMO)

192 If you mean he doesn't mean a damn thing to you-fine

+++

This. Waste of breath.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at April 20, 2018 08:27 AM (wxI0Z)

193 Cruz is not in a dead heat - fake news. Going to beat O'Rourke like a rented mule.
Posted by: rammajamma at April 20, 2018 08:26 AM (AjNMO)

True

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at April 20, 2018 08:27 AM (czkHE)

194 Saddleback Church is in Cali.

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2018 08:27 AM (a3OL0)

195 >>184 Zod, I can remember as a kid we would drive through that area once in a great great while, and there would be signs warning people not to pick up hitchhikers because they might be prison escapees. I don't remember the exact wording, but I do remember thinking holy cow. Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2018 08:22 AM (oMtOd)

A folksy anecdote has it that when there was a prison escape (DC-administered prison; there were many), locals would sit out on their porches with shotguns. A lot has changed in 35 years...

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 08:27 AM (Bdeb0)

196 Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 08:24 AM (lwiT4)
+++
3 of 4, Bass Player went wacko & was threatening other members with lawsuits & what have you

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 20, 2018 08:27 AM (y3aQB)

197 Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at April 20, 2018 08:27 AM (wxI0Z)

Well, evidently some people found the article helpful . To each his/her own. Nobody requires us to have interest in or read what everybody posts here. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 08:28 AM (tpDAe)

198 3 of 4, Bass Player went wacko was threatening other members with lawsuits what have you

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 20, 2018 08:27 AM (y3aQB)
================

Gee, they've been around since the 80's. Lead singer still sounds good.

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 08:29 AM (lwiT4)

199 Saddleback Church is in Cali.
Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2018 08:27 AM (a3OL0)

Thanks for the correction. I am not a follower off Rick Warren or his church, although I've read some of his books.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 08:29 AM (tpDAe)

200 >>>>Cruz is not in a dead heat - fake news. Going to beat O'Rourke like a rented mule.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 20, 2018 08:26 AM (AjNMO)



True



Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at April 20, 2018 08:27 AM
.
.
.Correct, the internals of that poll are way out of whack with Texas. Cruz will win by 8-10+.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 20, 2018 08:29 AM (+Dllb)

201 Cruz is not in a dead heat - fake news. Going to beat O'Rourke like a rented mule.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 20, 2018 08:26 AM (AjNMO)



Please refer to him as "Beto" O'Rourke to honor his Irish heritage!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 08:29 AM (n9EOP)

202 >>Nobody requires us to have interest in or read what everybody posts here. :^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 08:28 AM (tpDAe)

(reads with interest).

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 08:30 AM (Bdeb0)

203 190 I always thought that Eric Holder had more of a rat face, than a fish face.

Posted by: JAS at April 20, 2018 08:26 AM (sCN2W)


He and the uh-Reverend-uh-JACK-sunnn have that eyes on the side of the head mutation. And actor Paul Warfield.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 08:30 AM (VM6ev)

204 Reparations Coffee.....I'm sensing a branding opportunity.

Posted by: BignJames at April 20, 2018 08:31 AM (0+nbW)

205 If only the right could organize itself to mock the cliches trotted out by the lefties when one of their own crosses the line...you know, the way the left mocks "thoughts and prayers."

Here's one to start with:
Dr. Castro of Fresno State university, like the rest of the weenies who give a pass to prog pigs while cracking down on the right..
"...these views are contrary to our values and don't represent us - but we won't do a damn thing about it -but don't you conservatives try anything like this."

Posted by: lone Yorkshireman at April 20, 2018 08:31 AM (11H2y)

206 Morning. I got nothin'. Carry on.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 08:31 AM (NWiLs)

207 205 Reparations Coffee.....I'm sensing a branding opportunity.
Posted by: BignJames at April 20, 2018 08:31 AM (0+nbW)


We can get Kofi Anan to be the spokes-criminal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 08:31 AM (VM6ev)

208 ::He and the uh-Reverend-uh-JACK-sunnn have that eyes on the side of the head mutation. And actor Paul Warfield.Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 08:30 AM (VM6ev)

If we could get Holder to say "it's a trap!" we'd have a meme.

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 08:31 AM (Bdeb0)

209 Well, evidently some people found the article helpful . To each his/her own. Nobody requires us to have interest in or read what everybody posts here. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 08:28 AM (tpDAe)


This is one place where it is really hard to expect the "You Will Be Made To Care!" rule will ever work.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 08:32 AM (n9EOP)

210 What context is the top picture of Holder taken from?

I agree with the poster above who said males are out for 2020. They'll end up with a female for the Democrat Presidential nomination-probably Kama-la

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 08:32 AM (tpDAe)

211
Reparations Coffee:

Dark, bitter and cold. Just like muh wimminz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 08:32 AM (VM6ev)

212 Reparations Coffee.....I'm sensing a branding opportunity.

Posted by: BignJames at April 20, 2018 08:31 AM


40 ounces and a _____?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 20, 2018 08:32 AM (LOgQ4)

213 >>207 Morning. I got nothin'. Carry on.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 08:31 AM (NWiLs)

Have you completed your mission?

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 08:32 AM (Bdeb0)

214 Well, evidently some people found the article helpful . To each his/her own. Nobody requires us to have interest in or read what everybody posts here. :^)

+++

Quite aware. Increasingly I'm finding the entire social and especially political sphere to be not worth engaging in. It was nice being part of it for a time.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at April 20, 2018 08:33 AM (wxI0Z)

215 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 20, 2018 08:33 AM (ZQfW9)

216 209 ::He and the uh-Reverend-uh-JACK-sunnn have that eyes on the side of the head mutation. And actor Paul Warfield.Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 08:30 AM (VM6ev)

If we could get Holder to say "it's a trap!" we'd have a meme.
Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 08:31 AM (Bdeb0)


Carry a picture of Holder with you and the next time you're at the fish monger, have him hold up a mackerel and do a comparison.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 08:33 AM (VM6ev)

217 Have you completed your mission?
Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 08:32 AM (Bdeb0)

Didn't know I had one.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 08:33 AM (NWiLs)

218 Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 08:29 AM (lwiT4)
+++
Yes Michael Sweet still sounds Great, probably to clean living, Brother Robert is still the Drummer & Oz Fox is the other Guitarist & the Bassist is now Perry Richardson who was withFirehouse in the 1980's

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 20, 2018 08:34 AM (y3aQB)

219 Kamala doesn't need to buy either a vowel *or* a consonant, Pat, thanks.

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 08:34 AM (Bdeb0)

220 40 ounces and a _____?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 20, 2018 08:32 AM (LOgQ4)

Coffee and Malt Liquor...a specialty store?

Posted by: BignJames at April 20, 2018 08:35 AM (0+nbW)

221 Good morning, Alton. Are things thawing out your way yet? I think I'm right in thinking you're in Illinois.

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2018 08:35 AM (oMtOd)

222 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2018 08:00 AM (/qEW2)

Didn't he cozy up to the JEF?

Too caffeine deprived to check right now.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 08:03 AM (n9EOP)


========

I'm fuzzy on the details but IIRC, Warren was only moderating the debate between Obama and McCain, and he didn't go Candy Crowley. Obama pulled a genius publicity move in getting him to moderate that gave him (Obama) credibility among Christians. I think Warren was naive rather than blameworthy, since in 2012 he saw it was a sh*t sandwich and refused to moderate.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2018 08:35 AM (/qEW2)

223 Didn't know I had one.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 08:33 AM (NWiLs)
==================

Then I declare it to be accomplished.

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 08:35 AM (lwiT4)

224 >>218 Have you completed your mission?
Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 08:32 AM (Bdeb0)

Didn't know I had one. Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 08:33 AM (NWiLs)

Zod instructed you to have intercourse with a living human female and report back to headquarters. So far you have disappointed.

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 08:35 AM (Bdeb0)

225 as you can tell I am a huge fan of Stryper & always have been

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 20, 2018 08:35 AM (y3aQB)

226 headline vis breitbart:

"trump: unfair that comey can leak and lie while michael flynn's life is destroyed"

use that bully pulpit!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 20, 2018 08:36 AM (Pg+x7)

227 good morning horde ...

Holder... also took supervisory control of police departments to make sure they were BLM compliant. I forget the details of the broader plan, perhaps to federalize ALL PDs.

And part of that attack was the "disparate impact" BS, where (in the extreme) they have to either let black murderers go free, or convict innocent whites of murder ... because all laws must have the same "impact" on all races, using their contrived malicious theory. (not sure if Holder introduced that or just used it for his racist agenda)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 20, 2018 08:36 AM (bT8Z4)

228 Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 20, 2018 08:34 AM (y3aQB)
==========================


Wore out my Stryper cassettes in about '83. Petra too.

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 08:36 AM (lwiT4)

229 Zod instructed you to have intercourse with a living human female and report back to headquarters. So far you have disappointed.
Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 08:35 AM (Bdeb0)

Oh, that. Mission impossible. I'm sure I will continue to disappoint.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 08:37 AM (NWiLs)

230 Good morning, morning people.

How'm I gonna get to the comments if JJ writes so many interesting words?

JJ on Holder: ...led an illegal occupation of its ROTC Center... Marc Rich Pardon... seizing of Elian Gonzales... New Black Panthers for voter intimidation... massive gun-running operation to Mexican criminals... contempt of Congress... weaponized law enforcement to go after enemies...

Since we're at the anniversary (yesterday), I've also read that Holder was involved in the OKC bombing; something like a sting that was supposed to entrap those gawdawful white domestic terrorists, and which, like F&F, had a (seemingly intentional) body count. From memory. I'd have to go searching for the details.

* off to kitchen for another cuppa *

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at April 20, 2018 08:37 AM (ATv6t)

231 Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 08:37 AM (NWiLs)

I wouldn't worry about a mission from Zod.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 08:38 AM (tpDAe)

232 I am become disappointment, destroyer of expectations.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 08:38 AM (NWiLs)

233 221 40 ounces and a _____?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 20, 2018 08:32 AM (LOgQ4)

Coffee and Malt Liquor...a specialty store?
Posted by: BignJames at April 20, 2018 08:35 AM (0+nbW)


I seem to remember some concoction called a Cadillac that the LA vice cops in Wambaugh's "The Choir Boys" used to serve the hookers on their beat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 08:38 AM (VM6ev)

234 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2018 08:35 AM (/qEW2)

Maybe I'll go back and try to find some more details, although like most things associated with the JEF, I find it hard to read anything related to his reign of error.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 08:38 AM (n9EOP)

235 I am become disappointment, destroyer of expectations.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 08:38 AM (NWiLs)
==================

Could be worse. Could be Hillary.

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 08:39 AM (lwiT4)

236 Wore out my Stryper cassettes in about '83. Petra too.

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 08:36 AM (lwiT4)
++++
Yep me too & Petra also, Lead Singer of Petra John Schlitt has a band that they do covers of songs & they have Jay Sekulow.... yes that Jay Sekulow on drums & former singer in Kansas John Elefante too

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 20, 2018 08:39 AM (y3aQB)

237 Could be worse. Could be Hillary.
Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 08:39 AM

Hard to argue with that, although being wealthy and above the law do have advantages.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 08:40 AM (NWiLs)

238 "...and five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Stryper."

Posted by: Mike Damone at April 20, 2018 08:40 AM (Bdeb0)

239 The release of the Comey memos during his book tour is a nice touch.


I don't know if we'll get all the prosecutions we want, but there are definitely people behind the scenes in DC making sure devastating information about the FBI/DoJ/Obama team is released.


Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 08:41 AM (W+vEI)

240 they have Jay Sekulow.... yes that Jay Sekulow on drums former singer in Kansas John Elefante too

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 20, 2018 08:39 AM (y3aQB)
------------------------

Seriously?? How cool is that? Jay Sekulow? Ha. And Kansas was one of my favorite secular/Christian bands.

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 08:41 AM (lwiT4)

241 I am, of course, thinking of Holder's profile/ side view.

Posted by: JAS at April 20, 2018 08:41 AM (sCN2W)

242 Founded by two pastors in the 1800's. Shame how it's gone downhill. Academically too. Used to have a good reputation I know somebody who graduated from there in the 60's. She's liberal-but not a left wing nut case.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 08:24 AM (tpDAe)


The music school will always be a draw for them. Some of their students come to a jazz club in Cleveland for some of the more esoteric improv acts they attract. A couple days ago I asked a saxophonist at the club if his group had played at Fairchild chapel there with its unusual acoustics. He told me that they hadn't and that since they're so small that they arrange their own bookings, the school only does things through agents. Thinking back on that, the only acts I've seen at Fairchild were former students who had an automatic tie in to the school.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 20, 2018 08:41 AM (y7DUB)

243 >>I wouldn't worry about a mission from Zod.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 08:38 AM (tpDAe)

You misspelled 'emission.'

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 08:42 AM (Bdeb0)

244 'morning Horde -we're on the right side of the grass so it is a good day.

Looking at the National Review link about the radical professor who spewed such vile tripe at Barbara Bush. "The proper response of a free people to trolls is indifference, which denies them the attention they crave."

Further on, since it was "Free Speech" that is enjoyed by public employees, there is nothing we can (or should do). Seriously?

From a legal perspective, this is true. But we must not take this crap from academia lightly. It must be called out, ridiculed and the person must lose their job. Why? Because that is what THEY are doing to (collectively) us.

So NR can go EBOD. While this person DOES have the right to speak what she wants, she ISN'T protected from the ramifications of what she said.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2018 08:43 AM (jxbfJ)

245 223 Nope this was a one on one interview

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at April 20, 2018 08:43 AM (9TR2V)

246 Posted by: Captain Hate at April 20, 2018 08:41 AM (y7DUB)

I know someone whose daughter an excellent flute player. She went for an audition for the conservatory. The woman I spoke of in a earlier post was part of the regular school.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 08:43 AM (tpDAe)

247 231 Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at April 20, 2018 08:37 AM (ATv6t)

You seem to be implying that Eric Holder knew in advance about McVeigh and Nichols and let them blow up the building so he could give Bill Clinton a crisis not to waste?

Wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 08:43 AM (VM6ev)

248 In a sane world, Holder's misdeeds would keep him far away from the public sphere.

Whether we are in a sane world or not is still in question.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 20, 2018 08:43 AM (PFy0L)

249 243
>>I wouldn't worry about a mission from Zod.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 08:38 AM (tpDAe)



You misspelled 'emission.'

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 08:42 AM (Bdeb0)

Did I miss a chili conversation further up thread?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2018 08:43 AM (jxbfJ)

250 Eric Holder is a True Believer. He is indeed dangerous. Think Obama set this country back? Put this vile prick in the Oval Office and the current cold Civil War we are having will go Hot.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 20, 2018 07:33 AM (e/UEA)

He has no chance of being in the Oval Office other than being in a guided tour from whatever high priced nursing home he'll end up in. He counts on the MFM catamites to not laugh at his delusional statements about running for President with his trail of hatred for the country and everything good it stands for; he'd get at most 33% of the vote from commies and dumbfucks who likewise can't stand earned respect from honest accomplishments. Cock Curious Ravenous will hopefully be the sole exception to that owing to a weird confluence of events including the participation of McCain.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 20, 2018 07:52 AM (y7DUB)
************************

He may not have a chance at being POTUS, but I do believe if the Dems. win in 2020 he could become a Supreme Court Justice.
That... would be our worst nightmare.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 20, 2018 08:44 AM (PvFoN)

251 http://bit.ly/2K3tgSU
+++++
Jay Sekulow Band
++++
Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 08:41 AM (lwiT4)

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 20, 2018 08:45 AM (y3aQB)

252 245 The famous "above my pay grade"
Look it up

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at April 20, 2018 08:45 AM (9TR2V)

253 >>Holder... also took supervisory control of police departments to make sure they were BLM compliant. I forget the details of the broader plan, perhaps to federalize ALL PDs.




Holder was also used the DoJ to harass communities into greenlighting mosque building plans. When a community turned down plans, Holder would send in the DoJ to claim civil rights violations. So many mosques were build in the US under Obama's presidency.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 08:45 AM (W+vEI)

254 >>So NR can go EBOD. While this person DOES have the right to speak what she wants, she ISN'T protected from the ramifications of what she said.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2018 08:43 AM (jxbfJ)

Style guide question: I've seen this as 'EBOD' and 'EABOD.' The latter would seem to connote 'a/one bag,' and the former might be read as 'eat bags of.' Does the former show more contempt than the latter?

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 08:45 AM (Bdeb0)

255 >>Did I miss a chili conversation further up thread?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2018 08:43 AM (jxbfJ)

Nah, that minx was just flirting with me again.

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 08:46 AM (Bdeb0)

256 'morning Horde -we're on the right side of the grass so it is a good day.

Looking at the National Review link about the radical professor who spewed such vile tripe at Barbara Bush. "The proper response of a free people to trolls is indifference, which denies them the attention they crave."

Further on, since it was "Free Speech" that is enjoyed by public employees, there is nothing we can (or should do). Seriously?

From a legal perspective, this is true. But we must not take this crap from academia lightly. It must be called out, ridiculed and the person must lose their job. Why? Because that is what THEY are doing to (collectively) us.

So NR can go EBOD. While this person DOES have the right to speak what she wants, she ISN'T protected from the ramifications of what she said.


Exactly damn right.

What about MY free speech? What about MY right to push back on doofuses like this? I'm supposed to cede my right to call out statements like hers for, what, the sake of comity toward people who want me poor and stupid?

NR has really lost its way. I think Buckley would have said the exact opposite...remaining quiet in the face of such idiocy that this woman spewed is to tacitly endorse it. Address it, fight it, and make the world see that she is a bitter angry person with an agenda.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 20, 2018 08:46 AM (tVWQB)

257 Looks like OPEC is at it again. With record amounts of Oil all over the place, including the fully loaded ships at sea, Oil prices are artificially Very High! No good and will not be accepted!

@RealDonaldTrump 2 h

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2018 08:47 AM (r9UYA)

258 205 Reparations Coffee.....I'm sensing a branding opportunity.
Posted by: BignJames at April 20, 2018 08:31 AM (0+nbW)
_________________

You demanded billions,
You'd have settled for millions,
You'll get a stinking cup of burnt coffee!

Reparations Coffee: 'Cuz You Were Never a Slave, Dumb-Ass!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 20, 2018 08:47 AM (fqUgw)

259 Oh, and as long as I'm on a tear - David French, you're writing for a magazine founded by a person who did NOT remain quiet in the face of the John Birch Society.

Your prescription is....wrong.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 20, 2018 08:47 AM (tVWQB)

260 http://bit.ly/2K3tgSU

+++++

Jay Sekulow Band

++++

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 08:41 AM (lwiT4)

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 20, 2018 08:45 AM (y3aQB)
=====================

Oh my gosh! They're good! Listening to "Long Time". Thanks!

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 08:48 AM (lwiT4)

261
You misspelled 'emission.'

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 08:42 AM (Bdeb0)

Well, at least you have a sense of humor about yourself. ;^) Most minor deities lack that-some major ones too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 08:49 AM (tpDAe)

262 Morning, y'all! Nice AM with plenty of hot coffeve for all!!!

Yayyyyy.

Hey, it's Friday. We're packing up for a weekend near Galveston for some fishi...er, look at that pack of cigars and bourbon...

Oh yeah, fishing.

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 20, 2018 08:49 AM (7LY+6)

263 Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 20, 2018 08:47 AM (tVWQB)

Maybe, just maybe, the Birchers had a point!

*ducks and runs away*

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 08:49 AM (n9EOP)

264 Zod, maybe you could give a similar mission to Mrs. Franpsycho?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2018 08:50 AM (EZebt)

265 ...after he ankles...

IIRC, "ankles" means "leaves" in Varietyspeak, right?

Ah, JJ, always gracing us flyover rednek WASPs with little lessons in Yiddish and Hollywooden! (PS, thanks for the great weather lately. Could use a little more rain.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - comic relief's sidekick at April 20, 2018 08:50 AM (ATv6t)

266 >>What about MY free speech? What about MY right to push back on doofuses like this? I'm supposed to cede my right to call out statements like hers for, what, the sake of comity toward people who want me poor and stupid?




Especially galling given how conservative speech is demonized on campuses today, and has resulted in physical violence numerous times.

Alinsky #4: If Ben Shapiro can't speak on campus because it is provocative (or whatever)then Palestinian harridan's speech needs to be policed, too. Hell, she and her colleagues are the ones stirring up the violence against conservative for daring to speak.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 08:50 AM (W+vEI)

267 263 Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 20, 2018 08:47 AM (tVWQB)

Maybe, just maybe, the Birchers had a point!

*ducks and runs away*
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 08:49 AM (n9EOP)


"I know, right?!"

- - Jar-Jar Portman

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 08:50 AM (VM6ev)

268 David French - perpetually demonstrating the efficacy of bringing a cheap plastic spork to a gunfight

Posted by: DocJ at April 20, 2018 08:50 AM (NYS7S)

269 So my daughter's birthday celebration is Saturday night and for her birthday she is asking for mass arrests in Washington at the DNC. The Awan family espionage group still grinds her gears, and she thinks Tom Perez and his anti-semitic sidekick Keith al-Ellison are criminals. I told her, good goal, but we are probably not going to see that and, as a part of growing up, she will just have to learn to deal with unavoidable disappointments in life.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 20, 2018 08:50 AM (rBnYq)

270 Natalie Portman doesn't matter. She is an actress appoaching 40. No one notices or thinks about her anymore and she is important to no one other than her own family.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 20, 2018 08:51 AM (EAcr/)

271 This Zod mission. Does the girl have to be living?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: La Sexorcisto at April 20, 2018 08:51 AM (4O/g7)

272 265 ...after he ankles...

IIRC, "ankles" means "leaves" in Varietyspeak, right?

Ah, JJ, always gracing us flyover rednek WASPs with little lessons in Yiddish and Hollywooden! (PS, thanks for the great weather lately. Could use a little more rain.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - comic relief's sidekick at April 20, 2018 08:50 AM (ATv6t)


It's hard getting a minyan these days...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 08:51 AM (VM6ev)

273 Maybe, just maybe, the Birchers had a point!

They Birchers had a lot of points. Many of them good.

They had the ill-fortune of pissing-off a lot of powerful people in the process.

Lessons, learned to be.

Posted by: DocJ at April 20, 2018 08:52 AM (NYS7S)

274 Jay Sekulow Band "

Was it last summer when several "unbiased" newz sources published the same story about said band - no collusion here - but a couple f'd up and used the same headline from the PR email???

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 20, 2018 08:52 AM (7LY+6)

275 "I know, right?!"

- - Jar-Jar Portman"

Ok, that's funny right there.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 20, 2018 08:53 AM (7LY+6)

276
Speaking of reparations, convicted felon and Nazi collaborator George Soros is pushing the Dems to make reparations by 2022 part of the platform.

Please. That and gun control. Run on it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 08:54 AM (VM6ev)

277 250 redridinghood "he could become a supreme court justice":

he could, but it sure would be unprecedented as his doj regs were overturned by the court, including the most 9-0 rulings, in unprecedented numbers.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 20, 2018 08:54 AM (Pg+x7)

278 273 Maybe, just maybe, the Birchers had a point!

They Birchers had a lot of points. Many of them good.

They had the ill-fortune of pissing-off a lot of powerful people in the process.

Lessons, learned to be.
Posted by: DocJ at April 20, 2018 08:52 AM (NYS7S)


Even a fleck of AIDS-tainted feces can otherwise ruin an entire perfectly cooked filet mignon.

IYKWIM

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 08:55 AM (VM6ev)

279 Ok morons, word of warning. Second flight this week through Charlotte and second time ATC has held us on the runway prior to takeoff. 25 minute delays both times.

I don't know if it's too much traffic for the size or idiot scheduling, but both days have been clear and dunny.

Posted by: Toddler at April 20, 2018 08:56 AM (Z8UoP)

280 Speaking of reparations, convicted felon and Nazi collaborator George Soros is pushing the Dems to make reparations by 2022 part of the platform.

Mr. Soros has a lot of Jews to pay back for wealth he helped steal.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2018 08:56 AM (oVJmc)

281 Even a fleck of AIDS-tainted feces can otherwise ruin an entire perfectly cooked filet mignon.

IYKWIM

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 08:55 AM (VM6ev)


JJ, I never fail to stand in awe of the imagery you are able to evoke with mere words!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 08:57 AM (n9EOP)

282 Sorry, should read the Morning report first.

My bad . . slaps himself

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 20, 2018 08:57 AM (bB4HN)

283 >>>276
Speaking of reparations, convicted felon and Nazi collaborator George Soros is pushing the Dems to make reparations by 2022 part of the platform.

Please. That and gun control. Run on it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 08:54 AM (VM6ev)
_________
Oh my God - Please let this be true? Link?

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 20, 2018 08:57 AM (EAcr/)

284 Helluva day to expect me to work! It's sunny outside for the first time in forever.

See y'all later. Try to make enemies of all the right people while I'm gone.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 20, 2018 08:57 AM (rBnYq)

285 A righteous man hateth lying: but a wicked man is loathsome, and cometh to shame.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Jim Comey, Esq. at April 20, 2018 08:57 AM (2Mnv1)

286 >>Speaking of reparations, convicted felon and Nazi collaborator George Soros is pushing the Dems to make reparations by 2022 part of the platform.


Also, Free College Tuition for everyone. Yay

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2018 08:57 AM (r9UYA)

287 I am become disappointment, destroyer of expectations.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 08:38 AM (NWiLs)
==================

Could be worse. Could be Hillary.
Posted by: grammie winger


Destroyer of Depends.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 08:57 AM (2ifxQ)

288 dunny.

Posted by: Toddler at April 20, 2018 08:56 AM (Z8UoP)


ATC is exercising an abundance of caution and not letting you fly in dunny weather!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 08:58 AM (n9EOP)

289 Oh my gosh! They're good! Listening to "Long Time". Thanks!
Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 08:48 AM (lwiT4)
+++++
No Problem

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 20, 2018 08:58 AM (y3aQB)

290 Comey Memo: Eric "the Red" Holder "Smarter and More Sophisticated and Smoother" Than Loretta Lynch

-
While this may be true, smart, sophisticated, and smooth are not adjectives I would apply to lying, incompetent, thug Holder.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 20, 2018 08:58 AM (+y/Ru)

291 I've got a better chance of becoming president than Holder.

A really good tell for members of the conspiracy is how public they have become lately, particularly their venom going after Trump and Russia.

Before this thing is over, Holder will be implicated. He might be too slippery to indict but he helped politicize the FISA courts, defang the OIG and weaponize the DOJ that made all of this possible.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2018 08:58 AM (/tuJf)

292 Inside, looking out a window: Oooh, it looks warm out! yay!

*walks outside: Ah, crap.

Posted by: Mainah at April 20, 2018 08:59 AM (B+qrE)

293 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 08:55 AM (VM6ev)

Bravo.

Posted by: DocJ at April 20, 2018 08:59 AM (NYS7S)

294 Also, Free College Tuition for everyone. Yay
Posted by: Under Fire


If you're going to give everyone a free college education, why not just give everyone a diploma?

Hard work is a bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 08:59 AM (2ifxQ)

295 279
Ok morons, word of warning. Second flight this week through Charlotte
and second time ATC has held us on the runway prior to takeoff. 25
minute delays both times.



I don't know if it's too much traffic for the size or idiot scheduling, but both days have been clear and dunny.

Posted by: Toddler at April 20, 2018 08:56 AM (Z8UoP)

They had to shutdown the tower Sunday because of a tornado warning.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2018 09:00 AM (mpXpK)

296 >>>280 Speaking of reparations, convicted felon and Nazi collaborator George Soros is pushing the Dems to make reparations by 2022 part of the platform.

Mr. Soros has a lot of Jews to pay back for wealth he helped steal.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2018 08:56 AM (oVJmc)
________
Nein! Nein!

Ve ver jest follow orders! Like the a starbucks barrista um Chick-fil-A drive thru ummmmm McCabe ummm order follower???

Posted by: Herr Soros at April 20, 2018 09:00 AM (EAcr/)

297 Junior-ette BewalskiBot ASKED me to take her to the gun range today. Said her shot group needs work.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at April 20, 2018 09:01 AM (8ZeGS)

298 Also, Free College Tuition for everyone. Yay
______________

Since I already have my degree, I'll just take mine in cash. Thanks.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 20, 2018 09:01 AM (fqUgw)

299 OT from the blog of Jordan Peterseon's daughter Mikhaela:


For those of you who don't know, Dad and I had extremely severe depression/anxiety. We managed to get most of it under control with the extremely strict original diet. No cheating. AT ALL. I would say it worked better for me than for dad mood-wise. It fixed his autoimmune symptoms, he lost 50 pounds, got rid of his snoring and GERD, so it helped, but it wasn't good enough to completely remove the anxiety-ridden mornings. And anxiety-ridden is putting it mildly. He was experiencing a doom-y feeling in the mornings that would slowly fade by the evenings. No way to live really.)

Anyway, he went from eating meat and greens to only eating meat and felt better in TWO days. TWO. DAYS.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycovwrkh

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 20, 2018 09:01 AM (hMwEB)

300 dunny.

Posted by: Toddler at April 20, 2018 08:56 AM (Z8UoP)

ATC is exercising an abundance of caution and not letting you fly in dunny weather!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 08:58 AM (n9EOP)

%#/#@=/

I wish there was an edit button...

Yeah. That's what I get for typing on a Samsung keyboard. It should read sunny.

And of course autocucumber doesn't save me there, but insists on mucking up perfectly good swear words...

Posted by: Toddler at April 20, 2018 09:01 AM (Z8UoP)

301 Speaking of reparations, convicted felon and Nazi collaborator George Soros is pushing the Dems to make reparations by 2022 part of the platform.

Not for nothing, but how many trillions of $ have we poured-down the Great Society rat-hole, disproportionately in a yuge way to people who would be "reparied" under this Nazi-collaborator's "plan"?

Bugger-off, Georgie. That debt has already been repaid many-fold.

Posted by: DocJ at April 20, 2018 09:02 AM (NYS7S)

302 he could, but it sure would be unprecedented as his doj regs were overturned by the court, including the most 9-0 rulings, in unprecedented numbers.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 20, 2018 08:54 AM (Pg+x7)
****************

The Dems. probably look at that as a badge of honor.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 20, 2018 09:02 AM (PvFoN)

303 >>271 This Zod mission. Does the girl have to be living? Asking for a friend. Posted by: La Sexorcisto at April 20, 2018 08:51 AM (4O/g7)

In Insomniac's case, absolutely. It's his 'game' that needs work--anyone can talk a corpse into sex.

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 09:02 AM (Bdeb0)

304 If reparations is a winning issue for the democrats why would they wait until 2022, an off year election. Why not 2020 and use this winning issue to elect a democrat president and defeat Trumph?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 20, 2018 09:02 AM (roQNm)

305 The best way to make a college diploma (even more) worthless is to make sure everybody gets one.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2018 09:03 AM (oVJmc)

306 As an aside - I've had the "Sugar Act" converfefe with a number of folks over the years, and all assume it was a construct of Republicans to pay off their rich friends.

When pointed out the 2 sponsors were a Progressive Party and a Democrat, the response is usually "uh".

Or "you're rayciss"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 20, 2018 09:05 AM (7LY+6)

307 Hard work is a bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 08:59 AM (2ifxQ)


Free degrees for everyone that shows up at the campus printing office, with a automatic major in Social Justice Warrior Engineering (where the engineering term lets everyone claim STEM credentials*).

*with a minor in bridge building design, construction, and placement!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 09:05 AM (n9EOP)

308 In Insomniac's case, absolutely. It's his 'game' that needs work--anyone can talk a corpse into sex.
Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 09:02 AM (Bdeb0)

I don't have any. Social interaction is overwhelming and anxiety-laden.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 09:05 AM (NWiLs)

309 They had to shutdown the tower Sunday because of a tornado warning.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2018 09:00 AM (mpXpK)

Did not know that. But wouldn't have expected it to still be causing issues Tuesday and today, unless there was damage I didnt see.

Posted by: Toddler at April 20, 2018 09:05 AM (Z8UoP)

310 anyone can talk a corpse into sex."

Or voting.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 20, 2018 09:05 AM (7LY+6)

311 RE: The John Birch Society

Read the way contemporaries of The Birchers in the conservative "smart set" talked about them - and you'll hear a whooooooooole lot of parallels to how the so-called "conservative" #SalonHot25 #NeverTrumpers talk about we Deplorables today.

Just sayin', is all.

Posted by: DocJ at April 20, 2018 09:05 AM (NYS7S)

312 304 If reparations is a winning issue for the democrats why would they wait until 2022, an off year election. Why not 2020 and use this winning issue to elect a democrat president and defeat Trumph?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 20, 2018 09:02 AM (roQNm)

============

Why not this off election, if it must be an off election?

Do it now. Fortune favors the bold.

Tell all those immigrants and families of immigrants who came after 1865 that they must cough up money for people who've never been enslaved.

Do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2018 09:06 AM (9ZlHt)

313
Ah met me some great Jooos and now it's time for my grape juice!

-- Trayon "Rhymes With Crayon (Make Mine BLACK!)" White

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 20, 2018 09:07 AM (pNxlR)

314 Dammit, when I said get our band's name out there, this isn't what I meant

Posted by: Frontman for Jewish Weather Machine at April 20, 2018 09:07 AM (EAcr/)

315 >>I don't have any. Social interaction is overwhelming and anxiety-laden. Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 09:05 AM (NWiLs)

You've overstated this case, Wormwood. There is some body/somebody out there for you.

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 09:08 AM (Bdeb0)

316 American Thinker Cuba article: "In Cuba, the Party decides the proper view of all issues."

The greatest problem in liberating Cuba, No Korea, China, Venezuela, Europe, and the American campuses and cities, is this in-place brainwashing. It's not the few leaders, it's the mass of followers. Massive world-wide deprogramming efforts seem required.

I know, not the most original observation, but a Democratic Republic and liberty in the world cannot survive a majority Communistic constituency.

Posted by: mindful webworker - comic relief's sidekick at April 20, 2018 09:08 AM (ATv6t)

317 and you'll hear a whooooooooole lot of parallels to how the so-called "conservative" #SalonHot25 #NeverTrumpers talk about we Deplorables today. "

Indeed. The similarities are rather eerie - it's as if the JBS was used as a stepstool for a couple of "conservative" careers...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 20, 2018 09:08 AM (7LY+6)

318 The pic looks like Holder is doing his Columbo impersonation.

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2018 09:08 AM (BdsCV)

319 Posted by: Under Fire





If you're going to give everyone a free college education, why not just give everyone a diploma?



Hard work is a bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 08:59 AM (2ifxQ)

Free African-American LGBTQ degrees for all!!! Because they are so relevant to today's economy.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2018 09:09 AM (jxbfJ)

320 Before this thing is over, Holder will be implicated. He might be too slippery to indict but he helped politicize the FISA courts, defang the OIG and weaponize the DOJ that made all of this possible.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2018 08:58 AM (/tuJf


You saying this makes me very happy because he's been running his simple yap like he doesn't have a fucking thing to worry about. Tick Tock, bitch.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 20, 2018 09:09 AM (y7DUB)

321 I heard on the radio this morning that school students will stage walkouts for the anniversary of Columbine. I don't know how widespread this is. The open political indoctrination is nauseating.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2018 09:10 AM (xjiRE)

322 Highly recommend the Foo Fighter's video in the sidebar!! As a young lad starting out on guitar, I fantasized about that scenario a few times..... pretty awesome....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2018 09:10 AM (jjaLl)

323 I tried to get a free racist latte at Starbucks, but they said I had to be darker than the latte.

REEEEEEEE

Posted by: Shaun King at April 20, 2018 09:11 AM (EAcr/)

324 307
Hard work is a bitch.



Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 08:59 AM (2ifxQ)



Free degrees for everyone that shows up at the campus printing
office, with a automatic major in Social Justice Warrior Engineering
(where the engineering term lets everyone claim STEM credentials*).



*with a minor in bridge building design, construction, and placement!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 20, 2018 09:05 AM (n9EOP)

Since you brought up bridge building -- things got awful quiet down in Florida over that bridge collapse.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2018 09:11 AM (jxbfJ)

325 Morning all.

The rock n roll link on sidebar is awesome, if not preplanned.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 20, 2018 09:11 AM (tKW45)

326 I need to study that period of the Birchers, and yeah they were ahead of the public in warning about the commies' infiltration. The knock (feces I assume JJ refers to) was that they were anti-Semite, and maybe some were directly, idk. But guys like Buchanan get called anti-Semite, and I think they may be more anti-war ... like the warning from old days against getting involved in other people's wars.

Not wanting to jump into the Middle East fights is not the same as anti-Semite. I was for the gulf wars mostly, and am now for them mostly fighting their own wars with our support, as seems to be happening. I'm leaning more toward strong alliances but also strong sovereignty, not pure American Hegemony ... or something like that. That seems to be what Trump was doing with the Saudi/Israel/Egypt/Jordon/others thing. We just need the Green Party to get control in Iran.

But we sorta do have the most influence, and in a sense we should, since our government offers the most freedom of choice, and spends the most. imo. But the globalists have a different agenda.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 20, 2018 09:11 AM (bT8Z4)

327 school students will stage walkouts"

Aw, aren't they cute. We did walkouts too, back in the day.

PARRRRRTTTTAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!11!!!!!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 20, 2018 09:11 AM (7LY+6)

328 Social interaction is overwhelming and anxiety-laden.
===========================


I lived at that address for quite some time. The way it is, is not necessarily the way it will always be. Chin up. We're in your corner.

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 09:12 AM (lwiT4)

329 Was over at Powerline and a commentor brought up a very good question regarding Comey's memo's which turned to be a big nothing burger and in fact help Trump.

I quote:

I'm confused here. If the memos are so innocuous then how did the leaked one spur the appointment of the SC?


Good..question.

Posted by: WisRich at April 20, 2018 09:13 AM (G0vdT)

330 >>I heard on the radio this morning that school students will stage walkouts for the anniversary of Columbine. I don't know how widespread this is. The open political indoctrination is nauseating.



Second walkout in 2 months.
Bet those school administrators will soon regret giving in to the gun activists the first time last month.
This is becoming a "thing." They will stage walkouts for other causes, no doubt.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 09:14 AM (W+vEI)

331 Junior-ette BewalskiBot ASKED me to take her to the gun range today. Said her shot group needs work.
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot



Range day!! Everyone outside!!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 09:14 AM (2ifxQ)

332 Wal-Mart v Christian Music article is on Daily Caller which has prohibitive hoops to jump through for content. Anybody got the 2¢ summation?

Posted by: mindful webworker - javascript is not your friend at April 20, 2018 09:15 AM (ATv6t)

333 Since you brought up bridge building -- things got awful quiet down in Florida over that bridge collapse.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


When it's laying flat on the ground, it can't fall any further.


Too soon?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 09:15 AM (2ifxQ)

334 Since you brought up bridge building -- things got awful quiet down in Florida over that bridge collapse.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2018 09:11 AM


Of course. They couldn't find a Republican male to pin it on so no harm, no foul.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 20, 2018 09:16 AM (LOgQ4)

335 >>Was over at Powerline and a commentor brought up a very good question regarding Comey's memo's which turned to be a big nothing burger and in fact help Trump.




Also: why no memos to capture interactions with, say, Lynch during Clinton email investigation. Sure seemed like there was some disagreement, with Lynch even starting things up with Comey on twitter about this.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 09:16 AM (W+vEI)

336 Every time I read the Morning Report I am depressingly impressed with the extent of the Left's penetration into the tissues of society and how spasmodically and ineffectually we are fighting back. My great hope with Trump was that he deeply understood what the Left was about and would organize some sort of "war room" and a covert guerrilla campaign to go after them. I'm afraid he doesn't and hasn't and will not.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2018 09:16 AM (H8QX8)

337 >>332 Wal-Mart v Christian Music article is on Daily Caller which has prohibitive hoops to jump through for content. Anybody got the 2 summation?

Album title is God Damn something something. Can't say that I blame them.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2018 09:17 AM (r9UYA)

338 So, I may not get to the book thread. I wanted to share this book in case I'm not around then. If you subscribe to this newsletter "Nutrition and Healing" nutrition and healing.com I think they will send you this book-Cured 81 natural cures for Diabetes, Alzheimers and more. (That's how i got it anyway) It has chapters on every subject you can think of including autoimmune diseases and arthritis and cancer (and NO,I have no financial investment in this company and don't work for them in any capacity.) Anyway, I have chronic pain and tried some of their remedies including not eating nightshade vegetables, sugar, and taking SAME and some other vitamins and minerals and in several weeks I am feeling much better than I was before and am pain free.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 09:17 AM (tpDAe)

339 You've overstated this case, Wormwood. There is some body/somebody out there for you.
Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 09:08 AM (Bdeb0)

People do say that.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 09:17 AM (NWiLs)

340 He was experiencing a doom-y feeling in the mornings that would slowly fade by the evenings. No way to live really.) "

I wake up feeling fine, but then I get that doom-y feeling as soon as I read JJ's Morning Report. HA!!!

(just kidding I love these posts!)

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at April 20, 2018 09:17 AM (V2Yro)

341 But guys like Buchanan get called anti-Semite, and I
think they may be more anti-war ...

Posted by: illiniwek at April 20, 2018 09:11 AM (bT8Z4)

No, Buchanan is an anti-Semite.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2018 09:17 AM (wYseH)

342 "Re the Comey members:"

=======

I love members!

Posted by: Shep! at April 20, 2018 09:17 AM (vg8iE)

343 Holder strikes me as the type who will order the military to fire on citizens

Posted by: Hikaru at April 20, 2018 09:18 AM (yXU4O)

344 Nobody wants a self-loathing sack of crap failure.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 09:18 AM (NWiLs)

345 >>>Junior-ette BewalskiBot ASKED me to take her to the gun range today. Said her shot group needs work.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot







Range day!! Everyone outside!!



Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 09:14 AM
.
.
.I wish. Had shoulder surgery Tuesday gonna be a few months before I get back to the range.

He said worse case scenario he would have to make three holes to repair the damage in my shoulder, got the bandages off and took a shower this morning and counted five holes.

I suspect I am going to be in this sling for a very long time.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 20, 2018 09:18 AM (+Dllb)

346 KTY's school principal emailed parents that some students asked last minute yesterday if they could walk out.

School said bring a parent's note and we'll let you out of the building for 15 min but stay on school grounds.
If you are not back in 15 min you'll be marked absent.

Seems wussy to me but not completely abject.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 20, 2018 09:18 AM (hMwEB)

347 >>organize some sort of "war room" and a covert guerrilla campaign to go after them. I'm afraid he doesn't and hasn't and will not. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 20, 2018 09:16 AM (H8QX

I thought that was to be Bannon's role. So much for that.

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 09:18 AM (Bdeb0)

348 You've overstated this case, Wormwood. There is some body/somebody out there for you.
Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 09:08 AM (Bdeb0)

People do say that.
Posted by: Insomniac


Retirement villages. Chicks are horny and can't move fast. You should be able to catch a few.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 09:19 AM (2ifxQ)

349 He said worse case scenario he would have to make three holes to repair the damage in my shoulder, got the bandages off and took a shower this morning and counted five holes.

I suspect I am going to be in this sling for a very long time.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman



That sucks.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 09:20 AM (2ifxQ)

350 No, Buchanan is an anti-Semite.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2018 09:17 AM (wYseH)

Always struck me as being one.

Posted by: BignJames at April 20, 2018 09:20 AM (0+nbW)

351 I thought that was to be Bannon's role. So much for that.
Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 09:18 AM (Bdeb0)

----

I still don't understand why Bannon & Trump split

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 20, 2018 09:20 AM (hMwEB)

352 335 >>Was over at Powerline and a commentor brought up a very good question regarding Comey's memo's which turned to be a big nothing burger and in fact help Trump.




Also: why no memos to capture interactions with, say, Lynch during Clinton email investigation. Sure seemed like there was some disagreement, with Lynch even starting things up with Comey on twitter about this.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 09:16 AM (W+vEI)

=============

His reasoning on it is stupid.

"Trump didn't seem trustworthy."

How many of the people in Washington, especially politicians, does he consider trustworthy? And Trump is the one person who gets him to write memos?

I've got a bridge to sell you, if you buy that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2018 09:21 AM (9ZlHt)

353 rickb223

Insomniac knows about the Villages. And their STD rate. Not sure he can breath in a full-body condom.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2018 09:21 AM (hyuyC)

354 326 Posted by: illiniwek at April 20, 2018 09:11 AM (bT8Z4)


Putting the middle east aside, Buchanan wrote a book that to put it mildly excused Hitler and even blamed Churchill and Roosevelt for goading him into war.

He is not in Farrakhan territory for sure, but he has a palpable antipathy for Israel and Jews. Therefore, Patrick Buchanan is completely unacceptable to me politically.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2018 09:21 AM (VM6ev)

355 Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 09:18 AM (NWiLs)

Aside from seeming the self loathing part, you're not a failure. You're out of work and got divorced, Other people on here have had the same situations or still do. They're not failures. Neither are you..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 09:21 AM (tpDAe)

356 Hi boys!

Ummm I know it's been a while and maybe you forgot about me.... But did anyone ever mind my missing arm? The one Lewandoski vicious ripped from my shoulder and beat upon my lifeless corpse in between bits of rabid foam spittle like a blind pirate playing a game of opperation?.

I remember because someone sent a creepy midget from brietbart to quest for it and he's kinda lame.

Posted by: Ghost of Michelle Fields at April 20, 2018 09:21 AM (EAcr/)

357 Had some delicious #hatechicken this morning at the local Chick Fil A. New Yorker readers please dont be triggered

Posted by: Shep Smiths Straight Cousin at April 20, 2018 09:22 AM (QhxWE)

358 J.J. Sefton: You seem to be implying that Eric Holder knew in advance about McVeigh and Nichols and let them blow up the building so he could give Bill Clinton a crisis not to waste?

That was the gist of it. Not just knew about them, but even helped them get the bomb started. (Possibly intending to stop them before it went to far. Possibly.)

Don't recall what level of involvement Holder had, but I think it was heading up the FBI plants inside the militia guys' camp. You know, the guy who says, "hey, fellow right-wingers, I know where we can get some bomb-making materials; let's go hit a federal building!"

It's a terrible accusation, demanding more substantiation than the rumor repeating I've given here, but it's all too believable when you know about Fast & Furious and all the rest of their evil.

Posted by: mindful webworker - javascript is not your friend at April 20, 2018 09:22 AM (ATv6t)

359 "Bet those school administrators will soon regret giving in to the gun activists the first time last month.

This is becoming a "thing." They will stage walkouts for other causes, no doubt.

Posted by: Lizzy"

Our school had a partial walk-out yesterday by the teachers and staff,.. out a third did not show up in relation to a pay dispute and in solidarity with some teachers strikes in other states as well maybe? Not surprising since the very liberal board have chosen Social Justice as part of the school curriculum. This shit spirals out of control once it gets started and condoned by management.

Posted by: Ripley at April 20, 2018 09:22 AM (MxEKc)

360 >>Retirement villages. Chicks are horny and can't move fast. You should be able to catch a few.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 09:19 AM (2ifxQ)

Live ones, too. Or, mostly alive...

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 09:23 AM (Bdeb0)

361 359 "Bet those school administrators will soon regret giving in to the gun activists the first time last month.

This is becoming a "thing." They will stage walkouts for other causes, no doubt.

Posted by: Lizzy"

Our school had a partial walk-out yesterday by the teachers and staff,.. out a third did not show up in relation to a pay dispute and in solidarity with some teachers strikes in other states as well maybe? Not surprising since the very liberal board have chosen Social Justice as part of the school curriculum. This shit spirals out of control once it gets started and condoned by management.
Posted by: Ripley at April 20, 2018 09:22 AM (MxEKc)

=============

But if you vote against measures increasing funding, you want kids to starve and die without being able to read...or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2018 09:23 AM (9ZlHt)

362 Read the way contemporaries of The Birchers in the conservative "smart set" talked about them - and you'll hear a whooooooooole lot of parallels to how the so-called "conservative" #SalonHot25 #NeverTrumpers talk about we Deplorables today. "

something I've always kept quiet, not because I was ashamed but because people don't react well if you say you knew heretics - when I was 5 years old I would sometimes sit in the next room and listen to the John Birch meetings my dad would sometimes host in our living room.

Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at April 20, 2018 09:23 AM (V2Yro)

363 They can't walk out at my son's school. Nobody is allowed in or out of the building prior to or during the time they are having their optional assembly in the gym on gun control. My son is opting out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 09:24 AM (tpDAe)

364 Also: why no memos to capture interactions with, say, Lynch during Clinton email investigation. Sure seemed like there was some disagreement, with Lynch even starting things up with Comey on twitter about this.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2018 09:16 AM (W+vEI)


From NYT:

Mr. Comey said his ritual of writing memos about conversations with Mr. Trump began after a meeting inside Trump Tower on Jan. 6, 2017 - but not because Mr. Trump, then president-elect, had said something especially alarming. Instead, Mr. Comey said, from the very first moments of their relationship, he believed Mr. Trump could not be trusted.
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He had it in for Trump from day one.

Posted by: WisRich at April 20, 2018 09:24 AM (G0vdT)

365 Zod

Plus he has the one skill every nursing home lady desires: The ability to drive at night.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2018 09:24 AM (hyuyC)

366 >>>>Retirement villages. Chicks are horny and can't move fast. You should be able to catch a few.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 09:19 AM (2ifxQ)

Live ones, too. Or, mostly alive...

Those support hose and orthopedic shoes are hawt.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2018 09:24 AM (r9UYA)

367 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2018 09:24 AM (mpXpK)

368 >>I still don't understand why Bannon & Trump split Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 20, 2018 09:20 AM (hMwEB)

Hygiene.

Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 09:24 AM (Bdeb0)

369 Therefore, Patrick Buchanan is completely unacceptable to me politically."

Same here. Question is, though, if one were to agree with some point he makes, why must one apologize, whilst others who agree with, say Winnie "Tire" Mandela do not?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 20, 2018 09:24 AM (7LY+6)

370 "No, Buchanan is an anti-Semite.


Posted by Charlie Brown's Dildo

OK, maybe so ... idk. The real anti-Semites I see are the ones that are pro "Palestine", like Obama's team that actually support Hamas and Iran. What I know about Buchanan was that he wanted to stop the massive immigration in the early 90's. I wasn't really involved in politics till after 2003 or so, except for some of the anti-commie type stuff, as they marched through our institutions.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 20, 2018 09:24 AM (bT8Z4)

371 The Cuban was erected, not "elected". And he's not a "president", either; he's just the latest military dictator.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 20, 2018 09:25 AM (Ndje9)

372 >>>360 >>Retirement villages. Chicks are horny and can't move fast. You should be able to catch a few.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 09:19 AM (2ifxQ)

Live ones, too. Or, mostly alive...
Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 09:23 AM (Bdeb0)
________
They don't need to be alive. Just warm.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 20, 2018 09:25 AM (EAcr/)

373 He is not in Farrakhan territory for sure, but he has a palpable antipathy for Israel and Jews. Therefore, Patrick Buchanan is completely unacceptable to me politically."

I gotta give Ann Coulter credit for the line, "Buchanon's speeches always sound better in the original German."

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at April 20, 2018 09:25 AM (V2Yro)

374 the one skill every nursing home lady desires: The ability to drive at night.
=========================


Hey now. You're skatin pretty close to the edge.

Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 20, 2018 09:26 AM (lwiT4)

375 Hygiene.
Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 09:24 AM (Bdeb0)

that actually makes sense

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 09:26 AM (hMwEB)

376 >>Was over at Powerline and a commentor brought up a very good question regarding Comey's memo's which turned to be a big nothing burger and in fact help Trump.

>>I quote:

>>I'm confused here. If the memos are so innocuous then how did the leaked one spur the appointment of the SC?


>>Good..question.

It wasn't just the memo. It was the underlying meeting one of the memos described regarding the phony dossier and Comey telling Trump that at least CNN already had the story and was getting ready to run it.

Then the meeting was leaked, likely by Clapper, to CNN. Remember "all 17 intel agencies conclude that Russia interfered with the election and had compromising information on Trump"?

The who think was a setup to force a special counsel.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2018 09:26 AM (/tuJf)

377 The DC councilman, and his staff, knowing nothing of the Holocaust may explain why students and young adults are unfamiliar with it. More disturbing is that they saw the pictures but their internal interpretation was completely false. The museum workers can set them straight as to the facts but they won't be believed.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 20, 2018 09:26 AM (rp9xB)

378 He had it in for Trump from day one.

Posted by: WisRich at April 20, 2018 09:24 AM (G0vdT)

anti-orange racism

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 09:27 AM (hMwEB)

379 grammie winger - the snow is melting

My deepest apologies.

We mostly are needling Insomniac. Who needs a gentle touch and the caring from a woman of quality. Mostly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2018 09:27 AM (hyuyC)

380 PDT: Comey Memos Show "He Leaked Classified Information"
...

Thatsh jusht awful. *hic*

Posted by: Crooked Hillary at April 20, 2018 09:28 AM (BLjCA)

381 Just searched my bookmarks and the only one I've got for Holder & OKC was

http://www.coachisright.com/
ag-eric-holder-responsible-for-168-deaths-
in-1995-oklahoma-city-bombing…and-more/

The website is gone now, though. Wayback Machine internet archive has nothing.

Posted by: mindful webworker - javascript is not your friend at April 20, 2018 09:29 AM (ATv6t)

382 We mostly are needling Insomniac. Who needs a gentle touch and the caring from a woman of quality. Mostly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2018 09:27 AM (hyuyC)

oh
*shoves DominatricesOnCall card back into drawer*

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 09:29 AM (hMwEB)

383 >232
I am become disappointment, destroyer of expectations.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2018 08:38 AM (NWiLs)


I'd make a funny joke tying this to the New York Mets, but JackStraw is on vacation fishing. Takes all the fun out of it.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 20, 2018 09:29 AM (sjdRT)

384 Morning kiddos. Theres this Red for Ed teachers movement here run by a commie Benie bot. Governor promised a 20% raise and they still may walk out. Fire every one that walks out and replace with anyone with a degree. Hell, take 'walk ons'. Give them 30 minutes to read a lesson and then present it. You'll get better teachers that way.

They were on corners yesterday with signs. I'd give them the 'thumbs down' and they would get all excited and smile and wave. Ugh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 20, 2018 09:29 AM (o7tuA)

385 insomniac, i don't understand the self loathing part of your comment, Why would You be self loathing? didn't you finish school sit down and pass the bar?

How many shlubs do that?
Look i didn't finish and i don't hate myself for not succeeding in that manner. I just found another way to fund my life and children, without near the stress.
Divorced? heck join the 40 percent of those that marriage failed.
And how many remarried eventually wiser . Life isn't over! And marriage ins't all that anyway!
You are free to discover yourself without a nagging soul behind you tripping you up.
You really need to stop the self hate. It is unproductive and unless you are really out there committing atrocities there is no need to beat yourself up 24/7
please try. i mean it i have watche you for years and it so heartrending to know you are struggling so.
Quit. please quit seeing yourself in a mirror that is obviously giving you a warped image of who you are and your potential .

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2018 09:30 AM (eaoOY)

386 Oh, this will end well.

Baltimore Police Commissioner Apologizes To Crowd At Hip-Hop Concert For 200 Years Of Policing History...

Gets Booed...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 20, 2018 09:30 AM (+y/Ru)

387 382 We mostly are needling Insomniac. Who needs a gentle touch and the caring from a woman of quality. Mostly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2018 09:27 AM (hyuyC)


Needling Insomniac!? Well I have a spear...that should work.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 20, 2018 09:31 AM (o7tuA)

388 Chik Fil A gave me a coupon for a reparation* sandwich
I just had to fill out a survey first

*in reparation for that chicken that used to peck at me when I was a kid

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 09:32 AM (hMwEB)

389 i don't mean to rant at you, sorry.

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2018 09:32 AM (eaoOY)

390 Please give the corgis a rest, they are in mourning.
Queen Elizabeth's Last Remaining Corgi Has Died.
http://people.com/royals/queen-elizabeth-last-corgi-dies/

Posted by: LL at April 20, 2018 09:32 AM (X/yK/)

391 347 I thought that was to be Bannon's role. So much for that.
Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 09:18 AM (Bdeb0)

Didn't Kelly basically fire him?

Posted by: Hikaru at April 20, 2018 09:33 AM (yXU4O)

392 Baltimore Police Commissioner Apologizes To Crowd At Hip-Hop Concert For 200 Years Of Policing History... Gets Booed...

They were waiting for their free Starbucks.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 20, 2018 09:35 AM (Ndje9)

393
I've only read Buchanan columns on topics that interest me like trade and immigration. He's been ringing the alarm bell for decades. So he gets some credence for that.

Like myself, in matters of foreign entanglements, I believe he's in the paleo-conservative spectrum.

As to other issues, I just don't know. It's never been anything I've seen or discerned.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 20, 2018 09:36 AM (LOgQ4)

394 391 347 I thought that was to be Bannon's role. So much for that.
Posted by: Zod at April 20, 2018 09:18 AM (Bdeb0)

Didn't Kelly basically fire him?"

Bannon turns out to have been as bad a leaker as Priebus was. Notice how he's completely disappeared lately? He blew himself up, and he had nothing to fall back on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2018 09:36 AM (V2Yro)

395 Buchanon always took the Palestinian's side. That was enough for me to write him off, even if he did have some other populist/conservative leanings.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2018 09:37 AM (V2Yro)

396 I'd make a funny joke tying this to the New York Mets, but JackStraw is on vacation fishing. Takes all the fun out of it.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 20, 2018 09:29 AM


Yeah, know what you mean. Given his well established sexual proclivities, the rumor he's going 'bonefishing' might indicate his using something other than rod and reel.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 20, 2018 09:39 AM (LOgQ4)

397 in memory of the Queen's corgis, no corgis called

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 20, 2018 09:40 AM (hMwEB)

398 Album title is God Damn something something. Can't say that I blame them.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2018 09:17 AM (r9UYA)
+++++
God Damn Evil by Stryper a Christian Heavy Metal band that srted in the early 80's. It's meaning is in this terrible time for GOD to Damn Evil. Thus Goid DamnEvil

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 20, 2018 09:40 AM (y3aQB)

399 Laura Ingraham has Pat Buchanan on frequently, and she seemed to get some insightful and very friendly debate from him. I thought Ingraham was Jewish till I just read she converted to Catholic at some point apparently. Still, I see her as very supportive of Israel, yet she sees usefulness in have Pat on her show.

Every country is going to try to get America on their side (as the Soviets did by infesting us internally), it is the globalists that want us to fight each other for their profit. (broadly speaking)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 20, 2018 09:46 AM (bT8Z4)

400 It's hard getting a minyan these days...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

My mind got stuck straddling whether to do a Rosannadanna riff on minivans, or something about if you want my ominion, or the more obvious minions except I couldn't find a funny hook and I've never seen that movie with the minions and anyway the thread is now superseded and I'm jus' gonna take a walk...

Posted by: mindful webworker - bows out, falls in orchestra pit at April 20, 2018 09:47 AM (ATv6t)

401 Buchanon always took the Palestinian's side. That was enough for me to write him off, even if he did have some other populist/conservative leanings.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2018 09:37 AM


Now that you mention it, he would occasionally go off on some 'just war' topic -- I suppose to establish his Catholic creds. And yes, I've seen a few Catholics that take a pro-Palestinian stance. Knew a priest that was that way and didn't care for the fvcker at all.

I'm still interested in the stuff he says about trade and immigration.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 20, 2018 09:48 AM (LOgQ4)

402 I'm not sure what's more annoying about that Fresno State Gorgon the fact that she has tenure or the fact that in a couple years when that blob can no longer walk the state taxpayer will be paying for the scooter that she uses to run people down in the aisles at Whole Foods.

Posted by: JEM at April 20, 2018 09:49 AM (jEOf0)

403 Ace,
Trump has a new No. 3 at Justice, Noel Francisco,
a good conservative from the firm of Jones, Day and a friend of Cruz.

All Trump now has to do is fire Rosenstein and Francisco becomes Mueller's boss.

No friggi'g negotiations are necessary. Fire Rosenstein . Then tell Mueller he's got 30 days to wrap it up , limit his investigations to just evidence of illegal collusion, and throw out all evidence from the illegal FISA warrant and Cohen raids. That or just plain fire Mueller altogether.

Posted by: Unsk at April 20, 2018 09:49 AM (Nz64U)

404 Regarding the sanctuary county for guns. I have long waited to see that happen and can't believe the Left didn't understand the long term consequences of the sanctuary movement. If a city or State or locality can disregard Federal Law because they feel it is unjust, then sooner or later others will do the same thing but for whatever they feel is unjust. Imagine a State or county which shall be a sanctuary from abortion, taxes, Obamacare. Whether you agree with sanctuary policies regarding immigration or not, it's easy to see what it can lead to. I'm surprised it took this long for someone to take the next step with it.

Posted by: Lex at April 20, 2018 09:52 AM (lkZUd)

405 386 Oh, this will end well.

Baltimore Police Commissioner Apologizes To Crowd At Hip-Hop Concert For 200 Years Of Policing History...

Gets Booed...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 20, 2018 09:30 AM (+y/Ru)


What the ever-loving hell?

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2018 09:53 AM (xjiRE)

406 346



School said bring a parent's note and we'll let you out of the building for 15 min but stay on school grounds.







Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 20, 2018 09:18 AM (hMwEB)


Signed.
Epstein's Mother

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 20, 2018 10:17 AM (bB4HN)

407 Can Trump extradite Holder to Mexico?

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The Mexicans would have to make the (legal) request.

Which they might do, if the Fast Furious records are released.

Posted by: rosignol at April 20, 2018 10:23 AM (sjCQ+)

408 Wasn't Eric Holder also Janet Reno's #2 during the Waco massacre?

Posted by: joeclark at April 20, 2018 10:29 AM (timOb)

The Thursday Night ONT is Back!

Terminator.jpg

My God, How Can Such Men Be Defeated?*

The Story of Captain Samuel Whittemore

On this day in history, 1775, the "shot heard 'round the world" was fired, launching the American War of Independence.

His fellow minuteman started firing at the oncoming British Grenadiers of the 47th Regiment of Foot, falling back to reload, then firing again. Sam waited. Finally, when the column was directly in front of him, he stood and fired his musket. A grenadier fell dead. He drew his two pistols, firing both at almost point blank range. Another grenadier fell dead, a third fell mortally wounded. The British soldiers were on top of him, he had not the time to reload his musket or pistols, so drawing his sword, he started flailing away at the bayonet wielding soldiers. A soldier leveled his Brown Bess musket, at point blank range, and fired. The .69 caliber ball struck Sam in the cheek, tearing away part of his face and throwing him to the ground. Sam valiantly tried to rise, fending off bayonet thrusts with his sword, but he was overpowered. Struck in the head with a musket butt, he went down again, then was bayoneted thirteen times and left for dead.

...

After the British column had fought its way clear, the town's people and minuteman started to search for their wounded compatriots. Several had seen Sam Whittemore's "last stand" and approached to remove his body. To everyone's astonishment Sam was not only still alive, but conscious and still full of fight. Laying there, he was trying to load his musket!

Oh, and Captain Whittemore was 80 years old at the time.

Badass.jpg

Bad. Ass.

*The title of this section is a quote from Marine General Holland M "Howlin' Mad" Smith referencing the sacrifices his men made to take Tarawa in WWII. I suspect General Smith and his fellow leathernecks are proud to claim a warrior's brotherhhod with a hero like minuteman Captain Samuel Whittemore. H/t @Isophorone


Sugar

Candy-Coated Cartel: Time to Kill the U.S. Sugar Program


This is my all time, number one with a bullet, most hated government program. It (along with the corn subsidy program) is responsible for the explosion of high-fructose corn syrup in most of our food, and most especially in Coke. A proper Coke is a sublime experience. Made with sugar and served ice-cold in a freshly opened glass bottle, God himself couldn't improve one on the taste. Because of government interference in the market, you can't get it from the US. You can buy kosher Coke (and I do, by the flat) around Passover, but it comes in plastic 2 liter bottles. You can buy it in Canada, in cans, and I literally bring cases home when I return from visiting the Great White North (one time a border agent commented on all the cases in my car), but to get The Real Thing, you have to buy imported Mexican Coke in the traditional curved glass bottle. It's more expensive than regular Coke. Worth. Every. Penny.



Musical Interlude




Animal Facts

The one about whales is freaky.

19 Fascinating Animal Facts That Will Blow Your Mind


Game


Luke is 7. * Notices how many Morons are taking notes *


Hate Chicken


Last week The New Yorker magazine came out with a typically condesending article about Chick-Fil-A opening a store in NYC. It's a hot pile of garbage, you can read it if you'd like, but I'd heartily recommend reading Larry Correia's fisking of the article instead: FISKING THE NEW YORKER IN DEFENSE OF DELICIOUS CHICKEN. It's full of great quotes, like:-

Here’s a true story that illustrates the sheltered mindset of Dan’s social group. One time I was at a publishing industry party in Manhattan. Being the one token wild red state barbarian, we were discussing what living in the country is like. (for the record, these people think Danbury Connecticut is The Country).

I offhandedly mentioned that my home county has more cows than people. This woman incredulously asked “what do you do with all their waste?”

“Huh?”

“How does it get to the sewer system?”

I just kind of stared at her blankly. “Uh… They poop on the ground.”
Shock. Absolute shock. And then I’m trying to explain to a bunch of people who live somewhere entirely paved where soil comes from.

Read the whole thing, it's a stitch.


Cults

My Month As A Member of the ‘Wild Wild Country’ Sex Cult

Written by the Playboy Advisor, it's fascinating to me how many people think that human nature doesn't apply to them.

Speaking of cults, today is the anniversary of the federal government attacking a peaceful compound* in Waco and killing 76 people.

Waco.jpg

Randy Weaver says hello. Cliven Bundy would like to remind everyone that but for the power of social media, there goes he.

*I'm not defending the Branch Davidians or their beliefs, but there was no reason for them to be attacked like that except for a government's raw hunger for power and an unquenchable desire to make everyone submit to their will.

Government is not reason, it is not eloquence — it is force. Like fire it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master; never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action.

-George Washington (apocryphal, earliest recorded citation from 1902 as per Fred Shapiro, editor of the Yale Book of Quotations)


Puck!

It's playoff hockey time. Here's a great clip. I just love the little girl's smile at the end.


Tonight's ONT brought to you by little sisters:


The Yahoo Group is actually in rehab at the moment.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:54 PM




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1 Foist??!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 09:47 PM (eMKNe)

2 Yassss!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 09:47 PM (eMKNe)

3 Parkland massacre survivor and gun control advocate David Hogg said that he responds to right wing criticism by saying, "I love you,"

Get away from me, fag.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 09:47 PM (+y/Ru)

4 1st in your hearts!

Posted by: California at April 19, 2018 09:48 PM (DMUuz)

5 I AM the top 10

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 09:48 PM (eMKNe)

6 Oh for heaven's sake. I screwed up the quote. Fixing...

Posted by: Weirddave at April 19, 2018 09:49 PM (vFKpB)

7 1st in your hearts!
Posted by: California


Last in livability and cleanliness.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 09:49 PM (eMKNe)

8 top ten?

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:49 PM (LDxhw)

9 The Thursday Night ONT is Back?

Was it missing?

HAHAH HSAHSHAA *urk*

yello

Posted by: mindful webworker in tux & top hat at April 19, 2018 09:49 PM (3tLP6)

10 Breaking News:

Alexa's sister has just been hired to work in the Trump admin...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 09:50 PM (eMKNe)

11 Gee Whiz...

I take a leak and I don't even get "nine".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 19, 2018 09:50 PM (Ckg4U)

12 Carried over -

That absolutely sucks, although it sounds like there may be an element of personal choice to that. I refer to putting yourself out there and actively pursuing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 09:45 PM (NIRP2)

That's a bit like asking a quadriplegic to dunk a basketball.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:51 PM (NWiLs)

13 Corgis have been called.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 19, 2018 09:51 PM (Ckg4U)

14 WD-- the little sister's poster is hysterical!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 19, 2018 09:52 PM (TdMsT)

15 HFCS and regular old sugar are pretty much the same thing.

Subsidizing one or the other is wrong, but the health effects are overblown.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 09:52 PM (wYseH)

16 So I saw that Chappaquiddick movie. Maybe it was the 5 happy hour martinis I had beforehand, but I thought the movie was too sympathetic to him.

I recommend waiting to see it until it's on Netflix or whatever.

Posted by: Iasonas at April 19, 2018 09:53 PM (MIvRT)

17 Luke is 7. * Notices how many Morons are taking notes *

I should just shoot myself now.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:53 PM (NWiLs)

18 What a contentful ONT!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 09:53 PM (n9EOP)

19 Amazing! Top 50!

LOVE the first pic, Weird Dave!!!!

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 19, 2018 09:53 PM (P8vT9)

20 Hey Everybody!

Stopped by this evening, just to read the content and see who was here hanging out.




Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2018 09:53 PM (YYn2L)

21
I stumbled across this at Althouse. It's now Problematic for men to paint nekkid womyns. #MeToo, male gaze, rape glare or something.

Warning, NSFW, because it has pictures of paintings ofd nekkid womyns:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9kymakh

Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 19, 2018 09:54 PM (8O3HH)

22 Erev tov, fapperot ve fapperim!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 09:54 PM (e9G8E)

23 Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2018 09:53 PM (YYn2L)


Hey you!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 19, 2018 09:54 PM (TdMsT)

24 I take a leak and I don't even get "nine".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 19, 2018 09:50 PM (Ckg4U)


Not even from the East German judge?

Shameful.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 09:54 PM (y87Qq)

25 Thanks for the ONT.

Arnold is starting to look more and more like a fleshy suit stretched over an exoskeleton all the time.

Also, that kid sister has a good sense of humor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 09:55 PM (sxI6A)

26 Schwarzenegger is requesting to inspect the Papal six pack.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2018 09:55 PM (kLBhp)

27 The Chinese think white people all look alike.

Old guys in their 50's and older sure seem to.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2018 09:55 PM (YYn2L)

28 Wonderful ONT, WeirdDave -Thank You!

Kid sister there rocks!!

Posted by: ibguy at April 19, 2018 09:56 PM (vUcdz)

29 Parkland massacre survivor and gun control advocate David Hogg said that he responds to right wing criticism by saying, "I love you,"

Get away from me, fag.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 09:47 PM (+y/Ru)



I WUUUUVVV YOU, AW!!!

Posted by: Goebbelina at April 19, 2018 09:56 PM (kLBhp)

30 *I'm not defending the Branch Davidians or their beliefs, but there was no reason for them to be attacked like that except for a government's raw hunger for power and an unquenchable desire to make everyone submit to their will.

*This is about me, isn't it?* Bill Clinton.

Posted by: tbodie at April 19, 2018 09:56 PM (lwpdV)

31 WeirdDave

Love that picture welcoming Alexa home.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:56 PM (hyuyC)

32 Hey Ladyl, how was your day today?

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2018 09:57 PM (YYn2L)

33 *This is about me, isn't it?* Bill Clinton.

Word.

Elian Gonzalez.

Posted by: tbodie at April 19, 2018 09:57 PM (lwpdV)

34 That little sister is evil and clever.

She's going to make someone very happy/miserable some day.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 09:58 PM (xJa6I)

35 Waco was a satanic blood sacrifice by the Clintons. Pure evil.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 09:58 PM (Q9ugn)

36 First, thanks for a great ONT. Second - two peas in a pod with Ah-nuld and the Pope. Third, that's a fire right thar'

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 19, 2018 09:59 PM (+ldAm)

37 17 Luke is 7. * Notices how many Morons are taking notes *

I should just shoot myself now.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:53 PM (NWiLs)

Never too late, until after the shooting.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 09:59 PM (xJa6I)

38 To Sam Whittemore.
We shall meet on Fiddlers Green.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 09:59 PM (0tfLf)

39 32 Hey Ladyl, how was your day today?
Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2018 09:57 PM (YYn2L)

I had an awesome day! Played tennis twice and walked four.

How was your day?

Posted by: Ladyl at April 19, 2018 10:00 PM (TdMsT)

40 My liberal DIL thought that Bill Clinton was a great president until her savior, chocolate HeyZeus came along.

She's started reading the Huffington Post. There is no hope for that child.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2018 10:00 PM (YYn2L)

41 That little girl has "Hockey Teeth". So perfect.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 10:00 PM (+lOpA)

42 Booknlass, slap and all who are dealing with those slowly losing their marbles...

So tonight, my dad informs me (about my mom with dementia): "Your mom is horny all the time."

I didn't know whether to laugh, or cry, or just drive into a bridge abutment.

There is no unhearing that. And on top of it, i got an image. Horrible, horrible. Oh, the humanity!

If we don't laugh, what will we do?

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 19, 2018 10:00 PM (P8vT9)

43 A proper Coke is a sublime experience. Made with sugar and served ice-cold in a freshly opened glass bottle, God himself couldn't improve one on the taste.

Cheerwine > Coke

I thank Our Empress for turning me on to it. There is only one store in my area that sells it (Wegman's).

That first slug out of a freshly-opened bottle makes me empathize with crack addicts.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 10:00 PM (sdi6R)

44 And WD, another fine job.

Posted by: tbodie at April 19, 2018 10:00 PM (lwpdV)

45 Hey all, anyone notice that Stephanopolis was wearing a blue shirt in his Comey interview? Probably a bonding thing, no?

Solidarity with the cause and all that.

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 19, 2018 10:01 PM (2WfB0)

46
How was your day?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 19, 2018 10:00 PM (TdMsT)

I went to work and managed to stay out of trouble. Yay me!

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2018 10:01 PM (YYn2L)

47 That little sister is an 'ette on the half-shell. Send her to law school, and let her intern with AtC for a year.

She's already *got* the Killer Instinct part, down cold!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 19, 2018 10:01 PM (QzJWU)

48 Lotta good stuff, WeirdDave. One of those where by the time I get to the last item, I wonder, what did I just read? So. much.

Posted by: mindful webworker in a bulletproof black mustang at April 19, 2018 10:02 PM (3tLP6)

49 Tesr

Posted by: MH at April 19, 2018 10:02 PM (3Pma+)

50 Speaking of cults, I'm surprised Washington Capitals fans didn't host a Flavor Aid social after losing their first two games at home, but hey, they evened the series on the road, so good for them.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 19, 2018 10:02 PM (I/iGu)

51 Three card Monty? I'm your huckleberry!

Posted by: AG Janet Reno at April 19, 2018 10:02 PM (bJ0w+)

52
Speaking of Coke, last night's WKRP episode was the famous one where Mr. Carlson thinks cocaine is foot powder.

At the end, when he realizes he'd put cocaine on his foot, he says, "For the love of Pete, Andy, I'm hooked!"

Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 19, 2018 10:02 PM (8O3HH)

53 Lady Theo, you are right. Have to laugh or the alternative is too bitter.

I've been fighting anger today.

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2018 10:02 PM (xGMkv)

54 I went to work and managed to stay out of trouble. Yay me!
Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2018 10:01 PM (YYn2L)


Good for you! My last job was in government and I lived in fear that my conservative mouth would get me into trouble.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 19, 2018 10:03 PM (TdMsT)

55 I blame Disney and Nickelodeon for 7 year old Luke having to put up with that shit. I don't know why this is celebrated by parents on social media. Hypersexualization. JMHO.

Night.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 10:03 PM (Q9ugn)

56 @3 Parkland massacre survivor and gun control advocate David Hogg said that he responds to right wing criticism by saying, "I love you,"
--------------------

Is that what he meant by "blood on their hands"? Man, these kids and their new-fangled slang terms!

Posted by: junior at April 19, 2018 10:03 PM (Hbx0J)

57 Wikileaks on Comey memos...
https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/987142090307055616

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 10:03 PM (VBKy9)

58 Carried over -

That absolutely sucks, although it sounds like there may be an element of personal choice to that. I refer to putting yourself out there and actively pursuing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 09:45 PM (NIRP2)

That's a bit like asking a quadriplegic to dunk a basketball.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:51 PM (NWiLs)

------

You may be right. I've been in sales my entire career, so pursuit of what you want is natural to me.

Is it safe to assume you were in a field like contract law, where very little personal interaction was required?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 10:03 PM (NIRP2)

59 What was the government's justification for using so much force in Waco?

Posted by: Mike at April 19, 2018 10:03 PM (c056A)

60 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987002173597913089

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987002260629671938

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987002339256143872

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987002432201875458

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987002536359022598

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2018 10:03 PM (eh0Va)

61 So tonight, my dad informs me (about my mom with dementia): "Your mom is horny all the time."

I didn't know whether to laugh, or cry, or just drive into a bridge abutment.

There is no unhearing that. And on top of it, i got an image. Horrible, horrible. Oh, the humanity!

If we don't laugh, what will we do?
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 19, 2018 10:00 PM (P8vT9)
-------
*gulp*

Oh my... I don't know whether to laugh or cry.. first inclination is to laugh b/c I'm a moron however....

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 19, 2018 10:04 PM (+ldAm)

62 The note on dolphins having conversations reminds me of the book I'm reading, Breakthrough by Michael Grumley. Although not particularly well written, it is a good story with enough plot for about 10 books. One of themes is software that allows dolphin/human conversations. But will it be enough to save the Earth in time?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 10:04 PM (+y/Ru)

63 Gotta love little sisters!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 19, 2018 10:04 PM (uDcBt)

64 Best coke is the original recipe. This is not even up for debate. Probably healthier for you as well.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 10:04 PM (Q9ugn)

65 A small matter -- the Brown Bess musket was .75 caliber. French muskets of the period were .69.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 19, 2018 10:04 PM (t5m5e)

66 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987002625672597504

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987002735403982848

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987002878761013250

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987002988689543168

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987003104796307457

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2018 10:04 PM (eh0Va)

67 Waco justification:

Had to burn the compound to save it.

Rest assured, those charred bastards were grateful to be liberated from the clutches of Koresh.

Posted by: Uncle Samhain at April 19, 2018 10:05 PM (H5knJ)

68 One last comment regarding the Branch Davidians.

Everytime AllenG posted his iconic statement,
"Burn it to the ground,
Scatter the stones,
Salt the earth."

I remembered our government doing just that to those kids in that compound.

Bill C. is a monster. Every bit as bad as his chosen wife.

Posted by: tbodie at April 19, 2018 10:05 PM (lwpdV)

69 Bottled Coke with a few salted peanuts is awesome

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 10:05 PM (PUmDY)

70 You may be right. I've been in sales my entire career, so pursuit of what you want is natural to me.

Is it safe to assume you were in a field like contract law, where very little personal interaction was required?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 10:03 PM (NIRP2)

Yeah. Transactions, contracts, regulatory compliance, that kind of thing. What I want out of life is totally irrelevant. I know I won't get it anyway so fuck it.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

71 Happy-ish Thursday Evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Game Theory Critic ... at April 19, 2018 10:05 PM (AoK0a)

72 Posted by: Mike at April 19, 2018 10:03 PM (c056A)

The peasants might be armed.

Posted by: Iasonas at April 19, 2018 10:05 PM (MIvRT)

73 59 What was the government's justification for using so much force in Waco?

Posted by: Mike at April 19, 2018 10:03 PM (c056A)

It was for show, especially since they fucked up in the 93 WTC bombing. Koresh could have been picked up on his morning job with nothing more than a few units and service arms.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2018 10:06 PM (eh0Va)

74 Fighting Whiteness: Eliminating Science; Eliminating Meat-Eating; Eliminating White People

The focus this time: Kill all the White people.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14564

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 19, 2018 10:07 PM (itfg0)

75 Caption should read:

I need your clothes, your boots, and your Popemobile.

Posted by: WOPR at April 19, 2018 10:07 PM (J70i0)

76 The only thing I ever wanted was a stable two-parent family to raise my kids in. That was smashed to bits against my wishes and will, so there isn't anything else.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 10:08 PM (NWiLs)

77 What was the government's justification for using so much force in Waco?

Janet Reno wanted to impress her girlfriend.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 10:08 PM (O5Q3r)

78 Cheerwine > Coke

I thank Our Empress for turning me on to it. There is only one store in my area that sells it (Wegman's).

That first slug out of a freshly-opened bottle makes me empathize with crack addicts.
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 10:00 PM (sdi6R)


Vernors, for those of us in mitten-shaped states. Except they must have changed the formula while I was away. When I was a kid, trying to drink a glass of freshly-poured Vernors made you sneeze every time. I think they made it less gingery or something.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 10:08 PM (y87Qq)

79 Thanks @KBdaBear

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 10:08 PM (xJa6I)

80 I'm not defending the Branch Davidians or their beliefs, but there was no reason for them to be attacked like that except for a government's raw hunger for power and an unquenchable desire to make everyone submit to their will.

-
The government did it for the children. Whom they then burnt to death.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 10:08 PM (+y/Ru)

81 I hung upon the wall a little 6" square framed picture of a cat in a window just a few inches above Puff's food bowl on the floor.

that makes me smile every time I see it. As Slap would say,

HAH!

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2018 10:08 PM (xGMkv)

82 98 YEARS OF ACE??

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 10:09 PM (pw+jk)

83 76 The only thing I ever wanted was a stable two-parent family to raise my kids in. That was smashed to bits against my wishes and will, so there isn't anything else.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 10:08 PM (NWiLs)

Want more stuff, man.

You got a bad hit. So did I.

Find something to love or someone. Dog, ginger, whatever.

But dog is best.

You are the man. Keep saying it until everyone believes it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 10:10 PM (xJa6I)

84 Cherry Dt Pepper is nectar from God.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 10:11 PM (PUmDY)

85
Justification for so much force, you ask?

Why, they refused to obey us!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 10:11 PM (pNxlR)

86 82 98 YEARS OF ACE??
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 10:09 PM (pw+jk)



There is no Time here in Web.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 10:11 PM (+lOpA)

87 80
I'm not defending the Branch Davidians or their beliefs, but there was
no reason for them to be attacked like that except for a government's
raw hunger for power and an unquenchable desire to make everyone submit
to their will.



-

The government did it for the children. Whom they then burnt to death.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 10:08 PM (+y/Ru)

-----------------
I'm from the government and I'm here to burn children, women,and men. To make their last minutes of their life the worst they could be by burning you alive.
Government, It's what we do together...except for the burning of innocent children. That is all the evil leftists known as the democrat party.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 10:12 PM (pw+jk)

88 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 10:10 PM (xJa6I)

I don't want anything. Even if I did, it wouldn't matter.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

89 Mike - Glad to see you. So, I ask reservedly, how is your health problem?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 10:13 PM (9tO1t)

90 And I can't engage in such extreme self-delusion. I'm life's refuse.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)

91 @59 What was the government's justification for using so much force in Waco?
-------------------

iirc, "For the children". Bad nasty things were happening to all of the kids that were caught up in the Branch Davidian cult, so the government was forced to step in using all force and means necessary.

Of course, all the kids ended up being burned to death because of the government. But at least those bad nasty things weren't happening to them anymore!

Posted by: junior at April 19, 2018 10:13 PM (Hbx0J)

92 Yeah. Transactions, contracts, regulatory compliance, that kind of thing. What I want out of life is totally irrelevant. I know I won't get it anyway so fuck it.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

--------

I'm truly sorry to hear this for your sake. To quote a song, there is "A good time out there waiting to be had", if you are willing to go out and get it.

I understand that this is not in your makeup. I'm sorry your first marriage did not work out.

Be well

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 10:14 PM (NIRP2)

93 They had to burn the children in order to save them.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 10:14 PM (NWiLs)

94 *What was the government's justification for using so much force in Waco?*

Bill Clinton is a spineless chickenshit that knew the world was about to burn (What, you think .gov did not know about Islamic terrorism ?) and needed to act tough where there was no risk of reprisal.

Posted by: tbodie at April 19, 2018 10:14 PM (lwpdV)

95 Evening Horde!


Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2018 10:14 PM (9rIkM)

96 I understand that this is not in your makeup. I'm sorry your first marriage did not work out.

There certainly won't be a second.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 10:14 PM (NWiLs)

97
Hogg, first and foremost, loves only himself. With everyone else he simply rearranges their place in his as-yet-unacted-upon queue to send to his projected happy fun camps with one-way showers.

#NeverAgain is his "tell", kiddos.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 10:15 PM (pNxlR)

98 Bravo Jim Wittemore! That's an 'Merican.

Posted by: Farmer at April 19, 2018 10:15 PM (yJ1e6)

99 Give Janet Reno some credit.

The feds didn't shoot or incinerate anyone during the Elian Gonzalez raid seven years later.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 19, 2018 10:15 PM (I/iGu)

100 It (along with the corn subsidy program) is responsible for the explosion of high-fructose corn syrup in most of our food, and most especially in Coke. A proper Coke is a sublime experience. Made with sugar and served ice-cold in a freshly opened glass bottle, God himself couldn't improve one on the taste.

I'd bet my life that in a blind testing you couldn't tell the difference.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:15 PM (GBxj/)

101 90 And I can't engage in such extreme self-delusion. I'm life's refuse.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)

You are not.

You have value. You have a mind that works, wit and standards.

Don't dwell on yourself. Get a pet. Write a book about, a monkey armed with machine guns or something, I dunno.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 10:16 PM (xJa6I)

102 I'd bet my life that in a blind testing you couldn't tell the difference.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:15 PM (GBxj/)

between corn syrup and sugar?

I dont know man.

Can you tell the difference between Bud Light and Guinness?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 19, 2018 10:16 PM (F5+ro)

103 The government did it for the children. Whom they then burnt to death.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
-------------

"We're not jackbooted thugs!" said Bill Clinton, as jackbooted thugs wrested Elian Gonzales out of a closet where he was hiding.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 10:16 PM (9tO1t)

104 What was the government's justification for using so much force in Waco?

Posted by: Mike at April 19, 2018 10:03 PM (c056A)
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they could.

IIRC, local LEOs said, if you want him, just wait until he comes into town by himself, or we can go get him.

the feds responses was "hold our beers"

Clinton, like Obola, could not stand any sort of defiance: every knee shall bend before me...

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 10:16 PM (jaNjl)

105 Memo To File: When sharing SECRET material is the right thing to do, because of a higher loyalty.

I'm Watching Laura Ingraham argue that Comey's memos were government property and could not legally be shared the way Comey shared them based on that.

She misses an important point.

Come classified these memos as SECRET so they would be treated as such, since he could not himself determine that they were anything else. He put a declass date on them. He put them into the classified material handling pipeline - where rules exist about handling, downgrading, and declassifying.

Then, at his own whim, he simply gave them to a civilian for the purpose that they would be distributed publicly, quickly bypassing that tedious set of rules codified in national laws.

What's wrong with this picture? Why am I still is Russia?

Posted by: Edward Snowden at April 19, 2018 10:16 PM (n+v3g)

106 If conservative websites ignored Hogg, would he get any significant attention outside of CNN?

Posted by: Iasonas at April 19, 2018 10:17 PM (MIvRT)

107 15 HFCS and regular old sugar are pretty much the same thing.

Subsidizing one or the other is wrong, but the health effects are overblown.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 09:52 PM (wYseH)


This.

Although there's no call to confuse the issue with facts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:17 PM (GBxj/)

108 And I can't engage in such extreme self-delusion. I'm life's refuse.
Posted by: Insomniac
-----------

And yet, I look forward to your presence.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 10:18 PM (5OO3x)

109 Camera Hogg is a skinny little Fascist and those are fun to make fun of.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 10:18 PM (xJa6I)

110 Teh Spawn have had both kinds of Coke... They prefer the HFCS stuff!

The House of Zettai is doomed.

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 10:18 PM (e9G8E)

111 Go read the Nunes, Gowdy, Goodlatte Statement on Comey Memos ... absolutely fucking brutal - for Comey and for the whole obstruction case.

Last line: As we have consistently said, rather than making a criminal case for obstruction or interference with an ongoing investigation, these memos would be Defense Exhibit A should such a charge be made."

Posted by: thirteen28 at April 19, 2018 10:18 PM (K7/OQ)

112 Hmmm, seems like I saw Cheerwine at the local Kroger's. Might check it out.

Real sugar? Corn syrup?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:19 PM (sxI6A)

113 Can you tell the difference between Bud Light and Guinness?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 19, 2018 10:16 PM (F5+ro)


Straw man. Can you tell the difference between 45% Bud Light/55% Guinness and 55% Bud Light/45% Guinness?

Because that's what we're talking about.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:19 PM (GBxj/)

114 Facebook, I am sure.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 10:19 PM (PUmDY)

115 Cherry Coke from those "Freestyle" machines at McDonald's and elsewhere is really good. I can't say the same for the Cherry Coke that comes in plastic 2 liter bottles at the supermarket.

As for the sugar cane vs. fructose, it's my belief that the sodas made with pure sugar have a drier finish than the ones with high fructose corn syrup--and you need only a glass to satisfy you--not a 20oz. bottle......

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 10:20 PM (mc8++)

116 Is putting a lime in Bud Light better than putting one in Pepsi to make it taste like Coke?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 19, 2018 10:20 PM (I/iGu)

117 Bottled Coke with a few salted peanuts is awesome

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 10:05 PM (PUmDY)

RC Cola is better...

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 10:21 PM (LDxhw)

118 noticed at Fox news:

Democratic lawmakers in Illinois have drawn up a piece of legislation
that would give extra cash to schools that reallocate funds toward
replacing armed security officers with unarmed social workers and
behavior therapists.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 19, 2018 10:21 PM (KxbBq)

119 I'm life's refuse.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)

bullshit, we were never married...

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 10:21 PM (LDxhw)

120 They have real sugar Dr. Pepper every once in a while. It's intense and delicious.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 10:22 PM (PUmDY)

121 Speaking of Coke, the original classic bottle held a whopping 6 ounces. The 12 ounce bottle was introduced in the 1950s, and "supersizing" was even more recent.

Yet even then, the obesity epidemic didn't occur until the government warned us to avoid fats and consume carbs instead.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 10:22 PM (sdi6R)

122 I'd bet my life that in a blind testing you couldn't tell the difference.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:15 PM (GBxj/)

I'd take that challenge.

Real sugar has a cleaner, crisper texture than corn syrup flavored drinks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:22 PM (sxI6A)

123 Awww, Sugar.
Aww, honey, honey...
You are my candy, girl
...and you've got me wanting you.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 19, 2018 10:23 PM (Ckg4U)

124 I knew a woman who was a full-time taster for Schaefer beer. Not such bad a bad job, as work goes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 10:23 PM (c/EDo)

125 Booknlass,
Yeah, some days I just feel so angry. About so many things. Mom and Dad...a lost son--could I have saved him? Was it all my fault?...I will always be alone...

Insom, I know how you feel; but you have to find something transcendent, something more. The Divine hand moves in our lives in ways beyond our comprehension. How can it be that God uses the evil in our lives for the salvation of the whole world? I just don't know. But He does. He is.

This life is both interminably long and the merest flash of light. I weep at how quickly it passes and mourn how long my grief is lasting. All I know to do is what God asks of me: to love Him, to share the mercy He has shown me, to walk humbly in His presence.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 19, 2018 10:23 PM (1eSyV)

126

We get the real thing here. A friend who is a fellow rum drinker asked me to make him a rum and coke awhile back. He had been using that awful diet/zero swill for years coz he was concerned about putting on the pounds. I gave him one with the real thing and the dude just about had an orgasm. "What IS this rum? It's fantastic?" I told him it the usual Bundaberg and real coke. When he said that he shouldn't drink it coz of the sugar I gave him a solution... "Put less coke in your rum then. Problem solved."

Posted by: otho at April 19, 2018 10:23 PM (7xR2D)

127 I had never heard Captain Samuel Whittemore's story before. Amazing what freedom meant to them.

Truman said it: "The only new thing under the sun is the history you don't know."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 19, 2018 10:24 PM (Ndje9)

128 Hey Slap, how are you healing?

I hope your ankle is on the mend.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 10:24 PM (xJa6I)

129 121 Speaking of Coke, the original classic bottle held a whopping 6 ounces. The 12 ounce bottle was introduced in the 1950s, and "supersizing" was even more recent.

Yet even then, the obesity epidemic didn't occur until the government warned us to avoid fats and consume carbs instead.
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 10:22 PM (sdi6R)

One of my memories from childhood is that the bottles seemed to be bigger. What was the size from the old vending machines? 16? 20oz?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:24 PM (sxI6A)

130 Pope Francis is like Robert Patrick. He's the liquid metal pope and nothing he says will allow Ahnuld to defeat him theologically.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 19, 2018 10:24 PM (/qEW2)

131 Coke plus maraschino cherry juice > Cherry Coke

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 19, 2018 10:24 PM (I/iGu)

132 Does anyone remember kid kamikazes when you could do your own fountain drinks?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 10:24 PM (PUmDY)

133 123 Awww, Sugar.
Aww, honey, honey...
You are my candy, girl
...and you've got me wanting you.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at


Are you talking to me, Slap?

Posted by: Ladyl at April 19, 2018 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

134 And I can't engage in such extreme self-delusion. I'm life's refuse.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)

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Good Lord, this is your problem. You have rolled over and showed Life your belly.

You have convinced yourself you are worse than useless. You ar

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 10:25 PM (NIRP2)

135 Democratic lawmakers in Illinois have drawn up a piece of legislation
that would give extra cash to schools that reallocate funds toward
replacing armed security officers with unarmed social workers and
behavior therapists.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 19, 2018 10:21 PM (KxbBq)


That's reassuring. It's how you can tell you're still living in the Earth Prime timeline.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 10:25 PM (y87Qq)

136 112 Hmmm, seems like I saw Cheerwine at the local Kroger's. Might check it out.

Real sugar? Corn syrup?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:19 PM (sxI6A)


Real sugar. I don't think it has caffeine. I didn't see it listed on the bottle.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 10:25 PM (sdi6R)

137
Little sister has a pasted together photo of older sister (I'd guess) injecting her left arm using a caulk gun in the center of her poster.

Major LOL! A kid after me own heart!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 10:26 PM (pNxlR)

138 Put de lime in de coconut.

Posted by: Harry Nilsson at April 19, 2018 10:26 PM (zf3Ob)

139 Ankle is okay, Mark. It has been two weeks. I'm good, Brother. Thanks for asking!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 19, 2018 10:26 PM (Ckg4U)

140 Someone drinking RUM worrying about the sugar in his mixer. Only in America.

"Yes, I'll have the 2,300-calorie titan-sized meal deal. And a diet coke."

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 19, 2018 10:26 PM (H5knJ)

141 132 Does anyone remember kid kamikazes when you could do your own fountain drinks?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 10:24 PM (PUmDY)

You still can at most convenience stores or shops that have that multi-mix fountain thingy. Jack in the Box has them out here.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 10:27 PM (xJa6I)

142 One of my memories from childhood is that the bottles seemed to be bigger. What was the size from the old vending machines? 16? 20oz?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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"old" is a relative term.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 10:27 PM (c/EDo)

143 You have convinced yourself you are worse than useless. You ar
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 10:25 PM (NIRP2)


Jumping jiminy fuckballs, is it wrong to be laughing like an idiot at how this just cuts out abruptly? Because I can't breathe right now.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 10:27 PM (y87Qq)

144 ..."Are you talking to me, Slap?
-Posted by: Ladyl at April 19, 2018 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

Of course! ...lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 19, 2018 10:27 PM (Ckg4U)

145 I've had Cheerwine. It's pretty good.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 19, 2018 10:27 PM (wSC8T)

146 Big Red is liquid cotton candy.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 10:27 PM (PUmDY)

147 Posted by: LadyTheo at

Thank you, I needed that.

Posted by: Infidel at April 19, 2018 10:27 PM (a3OL0)

148 @Slapweasel

Good. Glad it's getting better!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 10:28 PM (xJa6I)

149 Hmmm, seems like I saw Cheerwine at the local Kroger's. Might check it out.

Real sugar? Corn syrup?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:19 PM (sxI6A)

Real sugar. I don't think it has caffeine. I didn't see it listed on the bottle.
Posted by: rickl
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A NC product, btw.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 10:28 PM (c/EDo)

150 140 Someone drinking RUM worrying about the sugar in his mixer. Only in America.

"Yes, I'll have the 2,300-calorie titan-sized meal deal. And a diet coke."
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 19, 2018 10:26 PM (H5knJ)

I wonder how much a glycemic impact a real sugar soda vs a corn syrup one has?

Probably fairly close, they are both pretty processed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:28 PM (sxI6A)

151 Democratic lawmakers in Illinois have drawn up a piece of legislation that would give extra cash to schools that reallocate funds toward replacing armed security officers with unarmed social workers and behavior therapists.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 19, 2018 10:21 PM (KxbBq)


Pfft. Illinois has to up its game if they want to compete with California in insanity.

The legislature here is consider giving black students supplemental funding until and unless their average scores equaled the highest-performing group, Asians.

No mention of pigs flying.

https://tinyurl.com/y9e3j4vj

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:28 PM (GBxj/)

152 Grapico is intense.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 10:29 PM (PUmDY)

153 You know what sucks? Seeing people eat pizza when you're hungry.

I hate that.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 10:30 PM (+lOpA)

154 Yet even then, the obesity epidemic didn't occur until the government warned us to avoid fats and consume carbs instead.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 10:22 PM (sdi6R)

When I was a kid it was rare to have any size pop in the house.You had to mow the neighbors lawn for a buck. Then ride your bike a mile to the store to buy a pop before the street lights came on.

Posted by: X-ray at April 19, 2018 10:30 PM (TGrKk)

155 "old" is a relative term.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 10:27 PM (c/EDo)

Isn't everything? This would have been early 80's or so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:30 PM (sxI6A)

156 Probably fairly close, they are both pretty processed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:28 PM (sxI6A)


Sigh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:30 PM (GBxj/)

157 You have convinced yourself you are worse than useless. You ar
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 10:25 PM (NIRP2)

Jumping jiminy fuckballs, is it wrong to be laughing like an idiot at how this just cuts out abruptly? Because I can't breathe right now.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 10:27 PM (y87Qq)

as long as someone can see him blink twice so we know he didn't get sucked into a vortex.

but yeah, that's like the vengeful ex-wife just found him on the computer or something...

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 10:30 PM (LDxhw)

158 https://cheerwine.com/about

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 10:30 PM (c/EDo)

159 Cosmic Charlie--YOU DA MAN!!! Big Red is effin' fabulous. I is like a state fair in a bottle. So hard to find...enough to make me break my on-going 40-year-fast from soda...

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 19, 2018 10:31 PM (1eSyV)

160 Someone drinking RUM worrying about the sugar in his mixer.


Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 19, 2018 10:26 PM


Yeah, it was crazy.

Posted by: otho at April 19, 2018 10:31 PM (7xR2D)

161 129
One of my memories from childhood is that the bottles seemed to be bigger. What was the size from the old vending machines? 16? 20oz?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:24 PM (sxI6A)


That depends on when your childhood was. The old-style gas station vending machines and coolers in the 1930s and 40s had 6 oz. bottles. I've seen old ads from the 50s touting the new 12 oz. bottles. I doubt that any bottles larger than that existed before the 70s.

I guess the bottles seemed bigger when you were little.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 10:31 PM (sdi6R)

162 The girl getting the puck is cute until you remember the hockey players you see blowing snot rockets and spitting on the ice.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 19, 2018 10:31 PM (xPl2J)

163 @35 - Monk

Yep.
And likely done on Patriot's Day to turn that historic day on it's head.

Satanic butchers, the lot of them.

Posted by: teej at April 19, 2018 10:32 PM (ZCD4H)

164 Isn't everything? This would have been early 80's or so.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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*guffaw*.

I wish I thought that was 'old'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 10:32 PM (c/EDo)

165 Okay, back with my dinner. Last night's talk of heroes caused me to make some major purchases at Jimmy John's tonight.

In the meantime, just heard this song for the first time in decades, on SiriusXM. A *true* forgotten classic from the 1980s. (Of course the Olympics had a better rep back then...)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANb1AA35o9I

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 10:32 PM (eMKNe)

166 The legislature here is consider giving black students supplemental funding until and unless their average scores equaled the highest-performing group, Asians.


Thus completely dis-incentivizing doing so. Excellent.

Of course the point being to fill crony pockets.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 10:32 PM (+lOpA)

167 Dear God, the dem lawmaker (of the 'Jooos control the weather' fame) going through the Holocost museum is just infuriating.

We need to tear down the school system root and branch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:32 PM (sxI6A)

168 Mister Weird Dave, sir. You are my lost brother. I've felt the same about sugar and, in particular, Coca-Cola, my entire life.
I would not want to live in a world without it, and drink it to excess every day. Amazingly, I've avoided diabetes even after 63 years. Thank you, God, for I would not want to give it up.
But please, give us our real sugar again.

And what's with these folks who drink that diet shit? Tastes like brake fluid. I have no pity or patience for them.

Thank you, sir, for the knowledge that I am not alone.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at April 19, 2018 10:33 PM (PtuJp)

169 154 Yet even then, the obesity epidemic didn't occur until the government warned us to avoid fats and consume carbs instead.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 10:22 PM (sdi6R)


Here's a fun question: when is the last time you saw kids playing football in the street? Or playing baseball, or basketball, on their own, with no adult organization?

And a bonus question: when is the last time you saw a kid playing a video game during broad daylight?

'Nuff said. THERE'S your obesity epidemic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:33 PM (GBxj/)

170 156 Probably fairly close, they are both pretty processed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:28 PM (sxI6A)

Sigh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:30 PM (GBxj/)

Ok, I am wrong I assume. Explain please.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:33 PM (sxI6A)

171 The legislature here is consider giving black students supplemental funding until and unless their average scores equaled the highest-performing group, Asians.

-
Subsidizing stupidity and punishing intelligence. Yeah, that'll work out well.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 10:33 PM (+y/Ru)

172 as long as someone can see him blink twice so we know he didn't get sucked into a vortex.

but yeah, that's like the vengeful ex-wife just found him on the computer or something...
Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 10:30 PM (LDxhw)

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Naahhhh. My tablet decided to hit "post". The end that is missing is irrelevant. The part of my post that made it up will suffice.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 10:34 PM (NIRP2)

173 @169: "Here's a fun question: when is the last time you saw kids playing football in the street? Or playing baseball, or basketball, on their own, with no adult organization?"

Or saw them walk to school alone or with neighborhood kids?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 19, 2018 10:35 PM (I/iGu)

174 My Mom got me hooked on Big Red, LT. I think it is from Tx. You can buy 2 liters in Atl at almost any gas station.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 10:35 PM (PUmDY)

175 I'm guessing he was going to say "you are a Ninja Turtle".


But that's just me.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 10:35 PM (+lOpA)

176 -Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:33 PM (GBxj/)

Bikes, swingsets, backyard football and baseball, building forts, basketball, fighting, catching fish...

There wasn't enough daylight.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 19, 2018 10:35 PM (Ckg4U)

177 When I was a kid, my mom always had real Coke (real sugar) in the returnable bottles on hand. Someone would open a bottle, pour a glass, and then leave the partially-filled bottle on the counter.

One day, my best friend was over; and she picked up an almost-empty bottle of Coke and took a big swig. My older brother looked at her and deadpanned, "Round here, by now, that bottle is 95% backwash."

Coke sprayed everywhere. Hilarious.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 19, 2018 10:36 PM (1eSyV)

178 A guy on WAguns is selling his Ruger P89 and Ruger P90 for $350 each.

I want them both.

I am unemployed and should NOT be buying MORE guns.

....but I wanna...

I may have a problem.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 10:36 PM (xJa6I)

179 I'm guessing he was going to say "you are a Ninja Turtle".


But that's just me.
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 10:35 PM (+lOpA)


Our judges would also have accepted "the wind beneath my wings".

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 10:36 PM (y87Qq)

180 Ok, I am wrong I assume. Explain please.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:33 PM (sxI6A)


"Processing" has nothing to do with it. Whatsoever. The composition determines the properties; its history is irrelevant.

Otherwise, homeopathy would have a point.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:36 PM (GBxj/)

181 And a bonus question: when is the last time you saw a kid playing a video game during broad daylight?

'Nuff said. THERE'S your obesity epidemic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:33 PM (G



That's so crazy it just might work.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 10:37 PM (+lOpA)

182 151
The legislature here is consider giving black students supplemental funding until and unless their average scores equaled the highest-performing group, Asians.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:28 PM (GBxj/)


Would it be racist of me to point out that that is an actual financial incentive for blacks to make sure their scores always stay below those of Asians? Other factors notwithstanding.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 10:38 PM (sdi6R)

183 "Randy Weaver says hello." Hey don't forget what happened to Philadelphia MOVE, and the SLA.

Once the govt gets a hard-on for you, they'll immolate you. Fortunately it's not easy to p!ss them off that bad.

I think the reason the ATF was so p!ssed at Waco was because 4 of their guys got killed in the original repulsed assault. Not saying that justifies what happened ultimately, but I'm sure it weighed on their minds during the many weeks they tried pussyfooting with the BDs.

Posted by: gp at April 19, 2018 10:38 PM (mk9aG)

184 https://tinyurl.com/ybkc5sbc

Article on differences between cane sugar and high fructose corn syrup. I knew there were different sugars, but did not realize they were processed in completely different ways.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:38 PM (sxI6A)

185 176 -Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:33 PM (GBxj/)

Bikes, swingsets, backyard football and baseball, building forts, basketball, fighting, catching fish...

There wasn't enough daylight.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 19, 2018 10:35 PM (Ckg4U)


Exactly. We used to be pissed when motorists interrupted the street football game.

When is the last time you EVER saw kids playing football in the street?

Hell, I'll go further. When is the last time you ever saw kids play ANY sport that wasn't organized, i.e., they were wearing a uniform?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:38 PM (GBxj/)

186 " saw that Chappaquiddick movie. Maybe it was the 5 happy hour martinis I had beforehand, but I thought the movie was too sympathetic to him. "


Back decades ago when we lived in Chicago there was a Mexican restaurant a block or so from the art-movie-house out on Fullerton that would do Margaritas-to-go in styrofoam cups like you would get chili or guacamole in - these got me through many an incomprehensible movie back-in-the-day.


One of those things we had to give up to live out here where you have to drive 40 minutes to a town with a population in 5 digits. Like gyros, a decent Italian beef, Thai or Korean food, ...
out where I can carry a gun, and don't need to ...

Oh, well, never mind.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 10:39 PM (Mbmmf)

187 Even old arcade machines required some physical effort.

If only stranding while playing or waiting your turn.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 19, 2018 10:39 PM (I/iGu)

188 I remember drinking Big Red soda as a kid in 1970s Indiana. I think their market contracted once the 80s hit, because I stopped seeing it there.

The description I saw earlier, that it was basically "liquid cotton candy", is pretty accurate!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 19, 2018 10:39 PM (wSC8T)

189 And a bonus question: when is the last time you saw a kid playing a video game during broad daylight?

'Nuff said. THERE'S your obesity epidemic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:33 PM (G

------------

Echos of my Mom saying "get out of here and go play. Come back for lu

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 10:40 PM (NIRP2)

190 "Processing" has nothing to do with it. Whatsoever. The composition determines the properties; its history is irrelevant.

Otherwise, homeopathy would have a point.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:36 PM (GBxj/)

Fair enough.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:40 PM (sxI6A)

191 Would it be racist of me to point out that that is an actual financial incentive for blacks to make sure their scores always stay below those of Asians? Other factors notwithstanding.
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 10:38 PM (sdi6R)


Of course it would, you honky racist.

Now, if you REALLY want an incentive, how about saying we'll execute the bottom 10% of the class, and the bottom 10% of the teachers? THEN we're talking incentives.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:40 PM (GBxj/)

192 Relative lack of physical activity is definitely part of it. But there have been huge cultural changes too; for example:

disentegration of nuclear family and latch-key kids and working moms mean no homemaker present supervising food intake, preparing good meals, and enforcing healthy habits

when I grew up, middle class families had to stretch food due to budget; that seems to have changed for a lot of the population (not sure how/why or if I am just imagining it)

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 19, 2018 10:40 PM (H5knJ)

193 Fair enough.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:40 PM (sxI6A)


Thanks. I appreciate it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:41 PM (GBxj/)

194 I'm terrible company tonight so I'm going to go now. Night all.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 10:41 PM (NWiLs)

195 Come back for lu
Posted by: Calm Mentor



LOL

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2018 10:41 PM (xGMkv)

196 people are apparently concerned about the June Primaries here in #Failifornia...

both the house phone and my cell have been ringing off the hook with surveys.

got one just naow, which raises the question: what idiot thought it would be a good idea to get a native Tagalog, ESL type female to survey this population, given the candidates names?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 10:41 PM (jaNjl)

197 My sister and I laugh about leaving the house on a Saturday morning EARLY to escape Mom-on-a-rampage and not coming home until dark...if we walked into the kitchen and the lights were off, dishwasher running...our sphincter tightened, and we knew, at gut level, we were in the deepest shit imaginable.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 19, 2018 10:42 PM (1eSyV)

198 @192: "... when I grew up, middle class families had to stretch food due to budget ..."

Food as percentage of annual income is one of the biggest changes in the last two generations. It's way down. Same goes for the amount of time people spend cooking from scratch.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 19, 2018 10:42 PM (I/iGu)

199 Read some of the comments on Alexa's Twitter feed. Wow, some people have absolutely no sense of humor! They wouldn't last 10 seconds around a group of GI's.

Posted by: Bill R. at April 19, 2018 10:43 PM (IuYIh)

200 My Mom's Mom used to give us each $20 to go to the game room at the cool mall while she got her hair done at the department store there. Usually with an Orange Julius and a trip to Farrell's after we met up at the end. Good times.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 10:43 PM (PUmDY)

201 There wasn't enough daylight.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 19, 2018 10:35 PM (Ckg4U)

I hated it when the "public service" ads started. First one occurred at 9pm: "Do you know where your children are?"

Fuck yes! We were outside. Playing. Having fun until you dipshits got involved!

Posted by: tbodie at April 19, 2018 10:43 PM (lwpdV)

202 Come back for lubricating pinwheels!

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 10:43 PM (+lOpA)

203 when I grew up, middle class families had to stretch food due to budget; that seems to have changed for a lot of the population (not sure how/why or if I am just imagining it)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 19, 2018 10:40 PM (H5knJ)

I remember being a teen. I think I ate a 10 year old can of oysters once because it was all that was left.

What? The can wasn't swollen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:43 PM (sxI6A)

204 194: Later, Insomniac.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 10:44 PM (KP5rU)

205 191
Now, if you REALLY want an incentive, how about saying we'll execute the bottom 10% of the class, and the bottom 10% of the teachers? THEN we're talking incentives.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:40 PM (GBxj/)


I can haz newsletter?

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 10:44 PM (sdi6R)

206 I'd bet my life that in a blind testing you couldn't tell the difference.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:15 PM (GBxj/)

It's not so much taste, as it is mouth feel. The viscosity seems different.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:44 PM (efC8N)

207 That depends on when your childhood was. The old-style gas station vending machines and coolers in the 1930s and 40s had 6 oz. bottles. I've seen old ads from the 50s touting the new 12 oz. bottles. I doubt that any bottles larger than that existed before the 70s.

I guess the bottles seemed bigger when you were little.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 10:31 PM (sdi6R)


Pepsi's big schtick back in the day was selling 12 oz. for the same price as a 6 oz. Coca-Cola.

Posted by: The Carbonated Hat at April 19, 2018 10:44 PM (itfg0)

208
Hell, I'll go further. When is the last time you ever saw kids play ANY sport that wasn't organized, i.e., they were wearing a uniform?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


A week ago. Down the street. Backyard football.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 10:44 PM (IqV8l)

209 Hey Prothonotary Warbler--Is you a Hoosier? Me too!

But I think I finally achieved escape velocity.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 19, 2018 10:44 PM (1eSyV)

210 "the movie was too sympathetic to him"

Unless it had an Inglorious Bastards-style revenge fantasy ending in which the Kopechnes hang the sonofabitch, it was too sympathetic.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 19, 2018 10:45 PM (H5knJ)

211
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:38 PM (GBxj/)


Granted, it is only once a week and then for thirty minutes, but the Scouts in my troop open our meetings with a game. Tonight it was touch football.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 10:45 PM (pNxlR)

212 200 My Mom's Mom used to give us each $20 to go to the game room at the cool mall while she got her hair done at the department store there. Usually with an Orange Julius and a trip to Farrell's after we met up at the end. Good times.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 10:43 PM (PUmDY)

And the 'Sam's' store (usually just a kiosk) with the soft pretzels you could get covered in various things. Fantastic? Ultimate?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:45 PM (sxI6A)

213 Pepsi-Cola hits the spot!
Twelve full ounces, that's a lot!

Posted by: gp at April 19, 2018 10:45 PM (mk9aG)

214 Goodnight, Insomniac.

26 > 8. Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 10:45 PM (sdi6R)

215 Night Insom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:45 PM (sxI6A)

216 190 "Processing" has nothing to do with it. Whatsoever. The composition determines the properties; its history is irrelevant.

Otherwise, homeopathy would have a point.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:36 PM (GBxj/)


For the main component. Impurities can be a b***h to those who are sensitive to it.

Posted by: The Pure Hat at April 19, 2018 10:45 PM (itfg0)

217 Jay @10:33... That's the main reason I refuse to throw rocks at Pokemon Go, and similar games like World of Final Fantasy.

They require you to get out of the house and walk around IRL to find monsters and make time pass so your eggs can hatch and your hatchlings can train.

I never had any interest in those games, myself, but, hey, I'm already thin and I just want to relax when I'm not working.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 19, 2018 10:45 PM (wSC8T)

218 I'm terrible company tonight so I'm going to go now. Night all.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 10:41 PM (NWiLs)

Cut yourself some slack. And sleep well.

Posted by: tbodie at April 19, 2018 10:45 PM (lwpdV)

219 Wasn't there amphetamine in the original formulation of Pepsi?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 10:46 PM (e9G8E)

220 They're not even trying to make Domino look or act anything like the comic.

Calling it now: Deadpool 2 is going to underperform.

There will be a rush of excitement and six months from now, nobody is going to be watching or quoting it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 10:46 PM (xJa6I)

221 You could hammer nails with the old 6oz Coke bottles.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 10:46 PM (IqV8l)

222 Chelsea made me a welcome home from rehab sign. I made her eat it.

Posted by: Hillary 2020! at April 19, 2018 10:47 PM (JHwDP)

223 G'night Insomniac.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 10:47 PM (Mbmmf)

224 It's not so much taste, as it is mouth feel. The viscosity seems different.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:44 PM (efC8N)

You had to say it. Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:47 PM (sxI6A)

225 Zettai, I believe that was coke....

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2018 10:47 PM (xGMkv)

226 Wasn't there amphetamine in the original formulation of Pepsi?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto


Cocaine

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 19, 2018 10:47 PM (S6Pax)

227 Orange Julius had those pretzels.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 10:47 PM (PUmDY)

228 that's how i used to order steak at cheap steakhouses, "well done like it was at waco."

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at April 19, 2018 10:48 PM (Qd8rF)

229 I'd bet my life that in a blind testing you couldn't tell the difference.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:15 PM (GBxj/)

It's not so much taste, as it is mouth feel. The viscosity seems different.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:44 PM (efC8N)

Heh.

When, ever, did HFCS give you the sinus burn of original Coke?

Posted by: tbodie at April 19, 2018 10:48 PM (lwpdV)

230 No. Cocaine was Coke! Amphetamine was Pepsi! I think...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 10:48 PM (e9G8E)

231 225; I think the original Coke contained cocaine. Clapton's mom put it in his baby bottle.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 10:48 PM (KP5rU)

232 It's not so much taste, as it is mouth feel. The viscosity seems different.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:44 PM (efC8N)


I usually don't subscribe to 'hurf durf, x isn't the same since they switched to y' but that's my impression too. It seems like when I was little, drinking a soda made you less thirsty instead of making it feel like you'd just gargled with 30 weight phlegm.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 10:48 PM (y87Qq)

233 59 What was the government's justification for using so much force in Waco?

Posted by: Mike at April 19, 2018 10:03 PM (c056A)

++++

It was for the children. Seriously. The compound got water from their own lake via an electric pump. The feds shutoff the electricity to the compound. They then said that because there was no running water, it was an unsuitable environment for children.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 10:49 PM (pvjTE)

234 A week ago. Down the street. Backyard football.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 10:44 PM (IqV8l)


Really? That's great!

I grew up playing football in the street ("go down to the bottle cap, hook right and I'll hit you right before the Buick"), baseball ("close the garage door and I'll pitch tennis balls to you") and basketball ("let's go over to Timmy's house and shoot baskets").

It's nice that not all youth sports are mom-organized.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:49 PM (GBxj/)

235 First Chick Fil A I knew was in the cool mall,

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 10:50 PM (PUmDY)

236 EMPHETAMINE FODDY-FIE

Posted by: mindful webworker in a wig at April 19, 2018 10:50 PM (3tLP6)

237 gotta go see how dinner is doing... it's being recalcitrant.

the best thing about the lod Coke bottles, besides what was in them?

turning them over to see where they came from originally... kinda like a glass atlas of the US

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 10:50 PM (jaNjl)

238 When, ever, did HFCS give you the sinus burn of original Coke?

Posted by: tbodie at April 19, 2018 10:48 PM (lwpdV)

That's the crispness!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:50 PM (sxI6A)

239 oh, and fuck schwartzenheimer, left cali worse than the nanny he knocked up, guess looking like ernie borgnine was better than looking like the crypt keeper.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at April 19, 2018 10:50 PM (Qd8rF)

240 Insomniac
I know it's tough and you are well and truly down on yourself.
I've been there and done that and more. See a doctor, medication if need be. Get some exercise.
You are a valued member of this community and we would all be diminished by your absence.

Posted by: Winston at April 19, 2018 10:50 PM (wgCUV)

241 I think the original Coke contained cocaine. Clapton's mom put it in his baby bottle.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

My late Dad, who was born about 95 years ago, always reminded me that there was cocaine in the original version of Coke

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 19, 2018 10:50 PM (S6Pax)

242 I could check it out at Wikipedia, but I'd soon have my browser so full of tabs, I'd never sort it out!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 10:51 PM (e9G8E)

243 When, ever, did HFCS give you the sinus burn of original Coke?

Posted by: tbodie at April 19, 2018 10:48 PM (lwpdV)


Sinus burn, if it exists, is CO2. Take a deep hit off any carbonated beverage - without drinking any - to see that that is true.

Saccharides - whether sucrose, glucose, or fructose - don't burn. Carbon dioxide does. A lot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:51 PM (GBxj/)

244 IIRC, Pepsi was named for Pepsin and sold as a digestive, originally.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:52 PM (sxI6A)

245 we finally have a weather female who is a real smoke show. they will probably replace her with some fat fuck, affimative action dude.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 10:52 PM (KP5rU)

246 Every fucking shitbag liberal in New York should be forced to read Correia's article lambasting that dreck chick-Fil-A article from the New Yorker.

This is why you got Trump. And why a majority of this country hates your fucking guts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2018 10:52 PM (pUDQf)

247 For the main component. Impurities can be a b***h to those who are sensitive to it.
Posted by: The Pure Hat at April 19, 2018 10:45 PM (itfg0)


Evidence? (Objective evidence, of course.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:53 PM (GBxj/)

248 Pepsi was named for Pepsin and sold as a digestive, originally.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:52 PM

*******

That would make sense!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 10:53 PM (e9G8E)

249 got an unopened little coke bottle from 2002 korea soccer sumpin, most of label in arabic. nada on botom.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at April 19, 2018 10:54 PM (Qd8rF)

250 It was for the children. Seriously. The compound got water from their own lake via an electric pump. The feds shutoff the electricity to the compound. They then said that because there was no running water, it was an unsuitable environment for children.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 10:49 PM (pvjTE)

Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Posted by: tbodie at April 19, 2018 10:54 PM (lwpdV)

251 247 For the main component. Impurities can be a b***h to those who are sensitive to it.
Posted by: The Pure Hat at April 19, 2018 10:45 PM (itfg0)

Evidence? (Objective evidence, of course.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:53 PM (GBxj/)

Well, I guess that depends on what the impurities are.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:54 PM (sxI6A)

252 224 It's not so much taste, as it is mouth feel. The viscosity seems different.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:44 PM (efC8N)

You had to say it. Lol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:47 PM (sxI6A)


Wait - we're now talking about the oral measurement of viscosity?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:54 PM (GBxj/)

253 demi obrigato

mr. roboto

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2018 10:54 PM (xGMkv)

254 Well, I guess that depends on what the impurities are.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:54 PM (sxI6A)


Yeah. I'm waiting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:55 PM (GBxj/)

255 Until the early 70's, there were local bottlers who had their own recipes. Each town of any size had its own brand, with its own root beer, ginger ale, and "creme" soda. They had individual-sized bottles (no cans), but to get the family deal price you had to buy them in the 32-ounce bottle, which of course went flat pretty quick unless you had a Luther League picnic or something.

The colas were sad, like that one kind of cereal, you know, but the cherry and strawberry and other concoctions were pretty memorable. Usually the same companies bought a Coke or Pepsi franchise as "tastes evolved," and let their own brands go down.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 19, 2018 10:55 PM (H5rtT)

256 I was more waiting for the first mention of 'mouth feel'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:55 PM (sxI6A)

257 253; the death rattle of stykxs.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 10:55 PM (KP5rU)

258 There is a great documentary on the battle between Coke and Pepsi. Really interesting. Can't remember the name though.

Also saw another good one on the guy who invented Jelly Belly's. Dude ended up penniless.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2018 10:55 PM (pUDQf)

259 Ooh! I just found a candidate for the Art Thread!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%A4dersolstavlan


(I don't know if that copy & paste worked.)

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 10:56 PM (sdi6R)

260 I think all the classic carbonated drinks started out as medicinals of one sort or another...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 10:57 PM (e9G8E)

261 got an unopened little coke bottle from 2002 korea soccer sumpin, most of label in arabic. nada on botom.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at April 19, 2018 10:54 PM (Qd8rF)

Surprising. Korean Coke bottles are in Korean on one side and English on the other.

Posted by: Bill R. at April 19, 2018 10:57 PM (IuYIh)

262 Nice candidate, Rickl

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 10:57 PM (xJa6I)

263 David Hogg's heart grew three sizes that day.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2018 10:57 PM (rnAwa)

264 Saccharides - whether sucrose, glucose, or fructose - don't burn. Carbon dioxide does. A lot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:51 PM (GBxj/)

And a less-viscous soda would let the CO2 outgas faster, would it not?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:58 PM (efC8N)

265 That David French article in the sidebar reminds me of a classic episode of the TV show "Taxi" in which Ted Danson plays a snooty hairdresser who ruins Elaine's hair. Alex (Judd Hirsch) decides not to pour a bowl of hair dye on Danson's head, even after Danson makes an anti-Semitic comment, because "he's better than that."

However, Louie DePalma (Danny DeVito) immediately pours the dye on Danson's head and tongue kisses his secretary, saying he may be better than that, "but I ain't." The studio audience goes wild.

David French is Judd Hirsch. Morons are Danny DeVito.

Posted by: mercenary13 at April 19, 2018 10:58 PM (hrb/K)

266 I've previously recounted my experience with a blind chi-chi SF wine-tasting, in which all the snooty oenophiles plumped for brake fluid Ripple over a $200 Bordeaux.

One of the memorable experiences of my life.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:58 PM (GBxj/)

267 the In Crowd

Ramsey Lewis Trio

https://youtu.be/5vu2tyk8cvc

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2018 10:58 PM (xGMkv)

268 Oops.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:58 PM (GBxj/)

269 Link worked for me, rickl...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 10:58 PM (e9G8E)

270 254 Well, I guess that depends on what the impurities are.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:54 PM (sxI6A)

Yeah. I'm waiting.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:55 PM (GBxj/)

Waiting for what? I was making a joke. If the impurity is cyanide- it would probably not be good for you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:58 PM (sxI6A)

271 Old school cherry cokes made with grenadine were great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 10:59 PM (PUmDY)

272 "we finally have a weather female who is a real smoke show. they will probably replace her with some fat fuck,"

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April




kate upton is going to be your weather girl?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

273 260 I think all the classic carbonated drinks started out as medicinals of one sort or another...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 10:57 PM (e9G8E

Yup. That documentary told the history of soda fountains in pharmacies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2018 10:59 PM (pUDQf)

274 well, pepsi sucks and they changed their logo so be an homage to obama's so,

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 11:00 PM (MTjB1)

275 And a less-viscous soda would let the CO2 outgas faster, would it not?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:58 PM (efC8N)


I dunno, but realistically, the viscosity of various aqueous solutions must be about a ninth-order effect at these concentrations.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 11:00 PM (GBxj/)

276 272; actually, she's hotter than kate. believe it or not.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 11:00 PM (KP5rU)

277 Zettai, yup re the sodas.

I wonder what grapefruit soda was originally a medicinal for? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 11:00 PM (eMKNe)

278 Hazlett Vineyards Red Cat is a good wine...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 11:01 PM (e9G8E)

279 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:58 PM (GBxj/)

So. Close.

Next time, my friend.

Posted by: The Barrel at April 19, 2018 11:01 PM (lwpdV)

280 The last sugar refiner in Hawaii went bankrupt last year.
Sure feel sorry for anybody with a coal yard in Newcastle, too.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 19, 2018 11:01 PM (H5rtT)

281 Coke original had some coca leaf something or other in there, but I don't believe it was fully refined cocaine.

Kinda like the sugar versus HFCS argument, but different.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 19, 2018 11:01 PM (I/iGu)

282 I wonder what grapefruit soda was originally a medicinal for? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 11:00 PM

*******

Piles.

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 11:01 PM (e9G8E)

283 274 well, pepsi sucks and they changed their logo so be an homage to obama's so,
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 11:00 PM (MTjB1)


Pepsi's CEO is an Indian (dot, not feather) who is virulently anti-American.

Hey, welcome to our country, Gupta!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 11:01 PM (GBxj/)

284 Weren't they called Shirley Temples when they were made at restaurants?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 11:01 PM (PUmDY)

285 I've also been seeing Mango Fanta a lot at Walmart lately. Will probably try it one of these days.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 11:01 PM (eMKNe)

286 279 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:58 PM (GBxj/)

So. Close.

Next time, my friend.
Posted by: The Barrel at April 19, 2018 11:01 PM (lwpdV)


I'm trying to rack up frequent flier miles, H8ter!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 11:02 PM (GBxj/)

287 Or maybe that's Peach Fanta. Oh well.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 11:02 PM (eMKNe)

288 pepsi products are verboten at the chavez casa. let obama and his minions keep them afloat. coke isn't much better, politically.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 11:03 PM (KP5rU)

289 Cosmic Charlie, you are recreating my childhood. Are you my long-lost twin (I thought I resorbed you in utero...)

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 19, 2018 11:03 PM (1eSyV)

290 Waiting for what? I was making a joke. If the impurity is cyanide- it would probably not be good for you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 10:58 PM (sxI6A)


Sorry!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 11:03 PM (GBxj/)

291 Pepsi was named for Pepsin and sold as a digestive, originally.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Another NC product.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 11:03 PM (9tO1t)

292 kate upton is going to be your weather girl?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

-------

Good Lord, please give this topic a rest. I get that you are pissed that a hottie like that would never even glance in your direction.

Time to move on.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 11:04 PM (NIRP2)

293 For a while in the 1970s/early 1980s, it was easy to find C&C Cola at the supermarket here in SoCal.

Now the only place I can find it is online.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 11:04 PM (eMKNe)

294 Pepsi's CEO is an Indian (dot, not feather) who is virulently anti-American.

Hey, welcome to our country, Gupta!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April




heard the "dot not feather" thing here for the first time several years ago. wasted a perfectly good mouthful of scotch on the keyboard because of it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 11:05 PM (MTjB1)

295 Good Lord, please give this topic a rest. I get that you are pissed that a hottie like that would never even glance in your direction.

Time to move on.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April




what's it to you?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 11:05 PM (MTjB1)

296 I'm trying to rack up frequent flier miles, H8ter!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
------------

Aisle seat, and keep your seatbelt fastened. Flak jacket might be a good idea also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 11:05 PM (ZpfqO)

297 Anyway, I was looking for Coca-Cola on Wikipedia, and it said that cocaine was removed from the original recipe after 1903.

The great baseball player Ty Cobb, who was from Georgia, was an early investor in the Coca-Cola Company and became a rich man after his playing days were over.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 11:06 PM (sdi6R)

298 Later taters

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 11:06 PM (+lOpA)

299 I love this stuff and pick it up whenever I'm at BevMo and it's in stock. Made with real sugar, and it actually tastes like real chocolate.

https://tinyurl.com/ycjygrny

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 11:06 PM (eMKNe)

300 pepsi products are verboten at the chavez casa. let obama and his minions keep them afloat. coke isn't much better, politically.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April



yeah it is a matter of lesser of evils these days. hard finding any fortune 500 company not bowing before the altar of liberalism and sjws.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 11:06 PM (MTjB1)

301 In case it hasn't been said. That little shitweasle Hogg isn't fit to lick the sweaty nads of men like Capt Whittemore.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 19, 2018 11:07 PM (aMlLZ)

302 @296: "Flak jacket might be a good idea also."

Motorcycle helmet couldn't hurt either.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 19, 2018 11:07 PM (I/iGu)

303 what's it to you?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 11:05 PM (MTjB1)

------

Have a night.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 11:07 PM (NIRP2)

304 Anyone here ever try Inca Kola?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 11:07 PM (eMKNe)

305 The old women were the best women.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 19, 2018 11:07 PM (2wOtx)

306 Night eleven.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 11:08 PM (sxI6A)

307 Anyone know what was in all those orange cans one used to see strewn about all over Maine?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 11:08 PM (e9G8E)

308 I didn't know CC Cola was still around at all. I also remember King Cola from around that time as well. Cactus Cooler deserves a mention. I think that's only SoCal too.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 19, 2018 11:09 PM (xPl2J)

309 Motorcycle helmet couldn't hurt either.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 19, 2018 11:07 PM (I/iGu)

Viking helmet with horns, so your head couldn't fit through the window.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 11:10 PM (efC8N)

310 Have a night.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April




you won't be missed!

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 11:10 PM (MTjB1)

311 I've also been seeing Mango Fanta a lot at Walmart lately. Will probably try it one of these days.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 11:01 PM (eMKNe)


You know who else tried Fanta?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 11:10 PM (y87Qq)

312 heard the "dot not feather" thing here for the first time several years ago. wasted a perfectly good mouthful of scotch on the keyboard because of it.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 11:05 PM (MTjB1)


God, I hate to be responsible for the waste of perfectly good Scotch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 11:10 PM (GBxj/)

313 i am told Coca Cola still uses a flavoring derived from cocaine leaf, and Coca Cola is the only American company with permission from the DEA to import coca leaves to process for that flavoring.

And for some reason they don't want to sell it to any other soft drink manufacturer. Go figure.


Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2018 11:10 PM (2K6fY)

314
Don't know what it would take to bring sugar back except in niche uses. HFCS is a viscous liquid and transports better than sugar, like oil vs. coal.

Sugar is definitely better and better for you than HFCS.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 11:11 PM (s8E31)

315 307 Anyone know what was in all those orange cans one used to see strewn about all over Maine?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 11:08 PM (e9G8E)

Is that one Moxie?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 11:11 PM (sxI6A)

316 Irn-Bru for anyone of the Scottish persuasion.

Minor revolt in the UK earlier this year when the bottler announced they'd be reformulating to a less, um, shall we say, distinctive version, in order to avoid paying new sugar taxes.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 19, 2018 11:12 PM (I/iGu)

317 you won't be missed!
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 11:10 PM (MTjB1)


Ah, the sniper's creed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 11:12 PM (GBxj/)

318 Have a night.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April

you won't be missed!
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 11:10 PM (MTjB1)

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Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 11:12 PM (NIRP2)

319 Sugar is definitely better and better for you than HFCS.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 11:11 PM (s8E31)


Evidence?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 11:12 PM (GBxj/)

320 Anyone here ever try Inca Kola?
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 11:07 PM (eMKNe)


Vita Cola. The best that the DDR could produce.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2018 11:13 PM (2K6fY)

321 LT, once I could start buying decent stuff for my parents, I got my Mom a necklace of Flattened Big Red bottle caps. She wears it occasionally and she says she gets a lot of compliments. Usually at Christmas..

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 11:13 PM (PUmDY)

322 The legislature here is consider giving black students supplemental funding...

On the news tonight: Apparently, California has 24% of the nation's homeless (134,000). The proposed solution? More funding for permanent positions to look into the problem

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2018 11:13 PM (y3sT9)

323 An Ex GF loved Irn Bru. Gods and little fishes but that stuff was vile. And expensive.

I think it reminded her of her ex-husband

Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2018 11:14 PM (2K6fY)

324 Vita Cola. The best that the DDR could produce.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2018 11:13 PM (2K6fY)


I've had that. Imagine radiator water flavored with extract of basketball player's jock strap.

It's not as good as that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 11:14 PM (GBxj/)

325 Moxie?



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 11:11 PM

*******

Ding ding ding!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 11:15 PM (e9G8E)

326 God, I hate to be responsible for the waste of perfectly good Scotch.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April




well, I will trade a really good laugh for a mouthful of scotch, but only one per joke.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 11:15 PM (MTjB1)

327 Stuff tastes like ass...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 11:15 PM (e9G8E)

328 Kate Upton's only flaw is that she is boinking Justin Verlander, and not me.


By the way there seems to be an IMGur link that hangs the page reload.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 11:15 PM (efC8N)

329 She used to buy Red Hots in bulk.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 11:15 PM (PUmDY)

330 Have a night.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April

you won't be missed!
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 11:10 PM (MTjB1)

-------


Posted by: Calm Mentor at April




Aw, I knew you couldn't stay away.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 11:15 PM (MTjB1)

331 O...M...G...

If you ran a store that carried classic blu-ray movies, would you carry *this* title? I would not.

https://tinyurl.com/ybd5ytkk

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 11:16 PM (eMKNe)

332
Viking helmet with horns, so your head couldn't fit through the window.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:58 PM (GBxj/)

So. Close.

Next time, my friend.
Posted by: The Barrel at April 19, 2018 11:01 PM (lwpdV)

I'm trying to rack up frequent flier miles, H8ter!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
-------------------
OTOH, we're talking The Barrel here, so being blown out might not be a bad deal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 11:16 PM (5OO3x)

333 Meh. I've tried coke (powder) twice. I couldn't figure out how people got addicted to it, let alone why they did it at all.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 19, 2018 11:16 PM (KAi1n)

334 On the news tonight: Apparently, California has 24% of the nation's homeless (134,000). The proposed solution? More funding for permanent positions to look into the problem
Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2018 11:13 PM (y3sT9)


"We need more programs for the homeless!" /liberal shithead

But ... those programs don't involve nightsticks, so ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 11:16 PM (GBxj/)

335 305 The old women were the best women.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 19, 2018 11:07 PM (2wOtx)

++++

For what?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 11:16 PM (pvjTE)

336
Evidence?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


*adopts haughty tone*

Consensus. 97% of people like me agree with me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 11:17 PM (s8E31)

337 As I understood it, years ago, Coca-Cola bought the residues from the refining of pharmaceutical-grade cocaine from Mallinkcrodt and used that as the additive to the soft drink, i.e. everything but actual cocaine.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 11:17 PM (Mbmmf)

338 In the 60's there was a whispering campaign that the RC in Royal Crown stood for Roman Catholic and was part of a papist plot for world domination.

The famous astronaut John Glenn was a major stockholder, which was enough to put me off them for years, until Coke and Pepsi embarrassed themselves so fully in the ad wars that they seemed a refreshing alternative.

They too are extremely Southern.
Vernor's and Moxie are Northern soft drinks. Perhaps there are others.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 19, 2018 11:17 PM (H5rtT)

339 @309: "Viking helmet with horns, so your head couldn't fit through the window."

See? That's the spirit! Practical life saving advice like this is why I keep coming back here despite the hobo sweat and feral Ewok hair that ends up all over my pants and coat.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 19, 2018 11:17 PM (I/iGu)

340 the In Crowd

Ramsey Lewis Trio

https://youtu.be/5vu2tyk8cvc

I have the album. Yes I am "29".

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 19, 2018 11:18 PM (CL76w)

341 The proposed solution? More funding for permanent positions to look into the problem
Posted by: t-bird
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The local Progs are agitating for increased property taxes, to pay for 'affordable housing'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 11:18 PM (5OO3x)

342 Kate Upton's only flaw is that she is boinking Justin Verlander, and not me.

By the way there seems to be an IMGur link that hangs the page reload.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 11:15 PM

********

That, and that fungating tumour on her lip, and couple of other things I think of...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 11:18 PM (e9G8E)

343 This movie is, of course, being released on bluray tomorrow.

http://www.blu-ray.com/movies/Up-in-Smoke-Blu-ray/200013/

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 11:19 PM (eMKNe)

344 Krystal has a Red Hot Blizzard right now. Very tempting.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 11:19 PM (PUmDY)

345 Vernors is rocket fuel grade ginger ale.

Good stuff.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 19, 2018 11:19 PM (I/iGu)

346 Yeah, same here, SFGoth; never understood that whole thing.
Different neurotransmitter pathways or sumfing ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 11:20 PM (Mbmmf)

347 I don't drink enough soda to effect the bottom line of any soda company. Love a Sun Drop on a hot, summer day, though.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 11:20 PM (KP5rU)

348 331 O...M...G...

If you ran a store that carried classic blu-ray movies, would you carry *this* title? I would not.

https://tinyurl.com/ybd5ytkk

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 11:16 PM (eMKNe)

++++

If my customers were interested in it, sure. Doesn't look like it would be a hot mover, but Amazon can afford to keep a few around and ship it if someone orders.

A buck is a buck.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 11:20 PM (pvjTE)

349 Meh. I've tried coke (powder) twice. I couldn't figure out how people got addicted to it, let alone why they did it at all.


Posted by: SFGoth at April 19, 2018 11:16 PM

*******

Because it make one feel like a new man... But, then, he wants some too!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 11:20 PM (e9G8E)

350 CC, you obviously adore your mother! That is the kind of crap that lingers in a mom's dresser drawers because you just can't throw it out...

I am a darn good purger, but I still have a few things from the boys that I just can't let go of: one of the best is my youngest's clay "Man Purse." It is reminiscent of a Grecian vase, with martial figures on the sides, dueling with swords.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 19, 2018 11:20 PM (1eSyV)

351 free tibet, it's one of my new favorites, again.

I forgot about it for awhile. energizes my spirit!

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2018 11:21 PM (xGMkv)

352 305 The old women were the best women.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 19, 2018 11:07 PM (2wOtx)

++++

For what?

They don't "swell", they don't tell, and they're grateful as hell?

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 19, 2018 11:21 PM (CL76w)

353
307 Anyone know what was in all those orange cans one used to see strewn about all over Maine?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 11:08 PM (e9G8E)


Are you referring to Moxie?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 11:21 PM (pNxlR)

354 Vernors is rocket fuel grade ginger ale.

Good stuff.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 19, 2018 11:19 PM (I/iGu)


This guy right here is smart and has good opinions.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 11:21 PM (y87Qq)

355 Ramsey Lewis?

*recalls Cast Your Fate to the Wind*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 11:21 PM (nBBdT)

356
We sophisticated patricians drink sarsaparilla or birch beer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 11:22 PM (s8E31)

357 See? That's the spirit! Practical life saving advice
like this is why I keep coming back here despite the hobo sweat and
feral Ewok hair that ends up all over my pants and coat.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 19, 2018 11:17 PM (I/iGu)

Well, strapping a 4X4 across your ass might work for Stormy Daniels, but on an airplane, it's your head you don't want getting sucked in. Or out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 11:22 PM (efC8N)

358 I miss cats, but I can't afford them any more.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 19, 2018 11:23 PM (l9m7l)

359 They don't "swell", they don't tell, and they're grateful as hell?
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 19, 2018 11:21 PM (CL76w)

-----

They know......stuff.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 11:23 PM (NIRP2)

360 247 For the main component. Impurities can be a b***h to those who are sensitive to it.
Posted by: The Pure Hat at April 19, 2018 10:45 PM (itfg0)

Evidence? (Objective evidence, of course.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 10:53 PM (GBxj/)


http://gut.bmj.com/content/54/6/769.full

I know a couple of people with actual diagnosed sever Celiacs who can't have corn and a plethora of other foods due to sensitivity to said foods.

It is similar to people being allergic to natural latex but not the synthetic equivalent.

Posted by: The Sugary Hat at April 19, 2018 11:23 PM (itfg0)

361 The big drink of choice around here seems to be Ale8. Not a huge fan. Not a fan of ginger ale in general though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 11:23 PM (sxI6A)

362 Musical Interlude

lol
Good one Weird Dave

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 11:24 PM (UXHfL)

363 CC, you obviously adore your mother! That is the kind of crap that lingers in a mom's dresser drawers because you just can't throw it out...

I have my late father's* butterknife sword a few feet away from me as I type. I don't know what to do with it, and yet can't bear to part with it.

*A mustang, who received a battlefield commission on Iwo Jima, after his company sustained 85% casualties, after which he ultimately retired as a full colonel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 11:24 PM (GBxj/)

364 cast your fate to the wind

oh yes Mike, that's almost a hymn in my musical life.

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2018 11:24 PM (xGMkv)

365 And then she got intoTab and Fresca.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 11:24 PM (PUmDY)

366 Yep, Krebs, Moxie... And it tastes like ass!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 11:24 PM (e9G8E)

367 This bluray compilation will no doubt be on a lot of Horde members' birthday and Christmas lists... :-)

http://www.blu-ray.com/movies/Charles-Bronson-4-Movie-Collection-Blu-ray/198258/

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 11:24 PM (eMKNe)

368 Meh. I've tried coke (powder) twice. I couldn't figure out how people got addicted to it, let alone why they did it at all.


Posted by: SFGoth at April 19, 2018 11:16 PM


Not all coke is equal... J/k, it's not for everyone.

Posted by: otho at April 19, 2018 11:25 PM (7xR2D)

369 I tried coke (powder, not soft drink) twice. Enough to know that I cannot go near that stuff ever again.

OTOH, opiates have no effect on me--not even the really strong ones. Which could be a bummer, if I ever break my femur or something stoopid like that.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 19, 2018 11:25 PM (1eSyV)

370 > You could hammer nails with the old 6oz Coke bottles.

Yup. The old-school refillable bottles were nearly indestructible.

For the youngins, those weren't just "returnable" for a "recycling" scam, but were designed to actually be reused hundreds of times.

> I think the original Coke contained cocaine.

Yes, it did. Seven-Up had lithium. Many "soft drinks" had some kind of drug in them.





Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 19, 2018 11:26 PM (Q7M5N)

371 Cast Your Fate To The Wind ... got that by Vince Guaraldi ...

Ramsey Lewis, huh ?

...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 11:27 PM (Mbmmf)

372 OTOH, opiates have no effect on me--not even the really strong ones. Which could be a bummer, if I ever break my femur or something stoopid like that.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 19, 2018 11:25 PM (1eSyV)


I've broken several bones, and had corresponding surgeries to implant plates, etc.

I detest opiod painkillers, and cannot understand why anyone likes them. I felt weird,dizzy, nauseous, and constipated, and stopped taking them the day after surgery.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 11:28 PM (GBxj/)

373 Yes, it did. Seven-Up had lithium. Many "soft drinks" had some kind of drug in them.

Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 19, 2018 11:26 PM (Q7M5N)


Drink Morphine-Punch and sleep like you've been knocked out!

Posted by: Morphine Punch, Inc. at April 19, 2018 11:28 PM (itfg0)

374 I had a friend in college, engineering major, who did a senior project on the failure rate of the refillable bottles. Those suckers were well-nigh indestructible.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 19, 2018 11:28 PM (1eSyV)

375 333 Meh. I've tried coke (powder) twice. I couldn't figure out how people got addicted to it, let alone why they did it at all.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 19, 2018 11:16 PM (KAi1n)


Yours must have been low quality, because I understood it immediately.

Luckily, it was too expensive for me to do it more than a handful of times.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 11:28 PM (sdi6R)

376 And then Samuel Whittemore did two twenty year old nurses at the same time.

The women took longer to recover than he did.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 19, 2018 11:29 PM (6FqZa)

377 Dad is too selfless to buy for. I got them Elton John tix this year for their anniversary. Mom said he has been bragging about it, which makes me happy.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 11:29 PM (PUmDY)

378 346
Yeah, same here, SFGoth; never understood that whole thing.

Different neurotransmitter pathways or sumfing ...


Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365

///
It made me figitty, constantly having to pee, my noise runny, my throat numb, lots of loogies -- yeah, I surrrrre felt like partying.... It was good stuff both times based on whom I was with. I'm also badly ADD so that might have something to do with it. I'm just a pot guy I guess.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 19, 2018 11:29 PM (KAi1n)

379 It made me figitty, constantly having to pee, my noise runny, my throat numb, lots of loogies -- yeah, I surrrrre felt like partying.... It was good stuff both times based on whom I was with. I'm also badly ADD so that might have something to do with it. I'm just a pot guy I guess.
Posted by: SFGoth at April




lol, give the add guy coke, what could go wrong?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 11:30 PM (MTjB1)

380 > 1. i am told Coca Cola still uses a flavoring derived from cocaine leaf, and
> 2. Coca Cola is the only American company with permission from the DEA to import coca leaves to process for that flavoring.

1) True
2) False. Some of the store brand colas list "decocainized coca leaf" as a flavoring agent if you read the fine print.


Also, you can buy decocainized coca leaves for tea at some of the hippie tea shops.


Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 19, 2018 11:32 PM (Q7M5N)

381 Yours must have been low quality, because I understood it immediately.

Luckily, it was too expensive for me to do it more than a handful of times.
Posted by: rickl at April




I understood it immediately




that's the good stuff

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 11:32 PM (MTjB1)

382 12 That is Olympic-level feeling sorry for oneself.
Such a turn-on
You're already in a relationship with your self-pity
No room for a woman
What malady not between your ears keeps you from getting everything life still has to offer you?
You to quadriplegic is as Superman is to Stephen Hawking
Figure this out you're a Doctor for Chrissake

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at April 19, 2018 11:32 PM (9TR2V)

383 Boss N!gger (also known as Boss and The Black Bounty Killer) is a 1975 Western film directed by Jack Arnold. It stars former football player Fred Williamson, who both wrote and co-produced the film. Boss N!gger is the first film for which Williamson was credited as screenwriter or producer.

[...]

On its initial release, Vincent Canby of The New York Times described Boss N!gger as "a pleasant surprise if you stumble upon it without warning." Canby characterized Williamson's acting as "an immensely self-assured parody of the Man with No Name played by Clint Eastwood in Sergio Leone's films." Canby concluded his review by highlighting what made Boss N!gger notable among black Westerns: "Most black Westerns either ignore race or make it the fundamental point of the movie. Boss N!gger somehow manages to do both quite successfully."

In its review of Boss N!gger, written in 2007, Time Out suggested that Williamson was parodying the violent roles he had played in other blaxploitation films. The review noted that Boss N!gger was notable for its "old-fashioned bloodless violence."

Writing in 2006, film critic Ryan Diduck described the marketing of Boss N!gger and other blaxploitation films to black audiences as an example of "empowerment through an overturned representation of long-established agency limitations for black men." Diduck specifically cited the trailer for Boss N!gger for the manner in which it elicits feelings of black superiority and white hysteria and encourages the audience to identify with the outsider hero who finds himself at odds with the rules of white America.


http://tinyurl.com/d3h6fqf

Fred Williamson is a black guy and blaxploitation flicks were very popular in black neighborhoods.

Not seeing the problem.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 11:32 PM (pvjTE)

384 That Luke boy mentioned above will one day prove to we graybeard anime fans that he can be the true life harem anime king. And we will give glory to God that we lived to see it.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 19, 2018 11:32 PM (W+kMI)

385 Deplorable Jay,

I had a synthetic opioid with my first labor & delivery. It made me feel like a thousand bees were stinging me, but did nothing for the pain.

Some years ago, I sliced my thumb down to the bone with a box cutter. The hand surgeon gave me a scrip for Vicodin. I was not in any pain (a theme in my life), but I popped a couple to see what the fuss is about. I felt...nothing.

Just a couple of years ago, I had a genetic test done to see what centrally acting drugs I am sensitive to...I apparently have very few opioid receptors. Interesting. Maybe that's why I never get that elusive runner's high everyone matters on about...for me, the pain of the long miles is what keeps my mind from chewing itself into tatters.

Maybe insom needs to hit the trails with me...

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 19, 2018 11:33 PM (1eSyV)

386 OTOH, opiates have no effect on me--not even the really strong ones.


Posted by: LadyTheo at April 19, 2018 11:25 PM



Yeah, I hear you. I've gotten to that stage a few times.

Posted by: otho at April 19, 2018 11:33 PM (7xR2D)

387 Deplorable Jay Guevara - if you are still around, could you recount your wine tasting saga for those of the Horde who missed it? I've always thought about $10-15 is needed for good wine (although I've very mush enjoyed the $4 per bottle cost of the boxed wine). Just cannot figure out the appeal of expensive wine.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 19, 2018 11:34 PM (CL76w)

388 Never did caine. The women I knew who did, were fucking dynamos. For awhile. The wreckage was epic.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 11:34 PM (KP5rU)

389 so the thing in the animal piece about sperm whales sleeping vertically, there has to be a dick joke or a morning wood joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 11:34 PM (MTjB1)

390 Cocaine was the autobahn to death for me.

my first husband stole an ounce for me when we were in college, almost got himself killed.

all coke wants is more of itself. I saw it for the liar it is and left it in the dust. (other things appealed more.)

But I saw it make walking corpses out of some of my friends. They were shooting it. They're really dead now. have been for years.

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2018 11:34 PM (xGMkv)

391 So I saw that Chappaquiddick movie. Maybe it was the 5 happy hour martinis I had beforehand,

And then the drive over there, across the bridge...?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 19, 2018 11:35 PM (6FqZa)

392 the above, set to the tunes of "Tyrrany and Mutation" by BOC

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2018 11:35 PM (xGMkv)

393 never did coke, never wanted to do it, dated someone who did it, never a-fucking-gain.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 19, 2018 11:36 PM (6FqZa)

394 Fidgety is not the word. Very easy to get fiendish on that stuff.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 11:36 PM (PUmDY)

395 Never did caine. The women I knew who did, were fucking dynamos. For awhile. The wreckage was epic.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April




there are no stories where someone continues using cocaine and everything ends well.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 11:36 PM (MTjB1)

396 made me feel like my nervous system was plugged into 240 volts while set on 120, not in a good way ... kind of a continuous noise on all the circuits.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 11:36 PM (Mbmmf)

397 395; I never saw it end well.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 11:37 PM (KP5rU)

398 BTW, when I say I'm ADD -- I'm not ADHD. I'm not hyperactive. I just cannot focus unless whatever it is totally grabs my attention molecules or whatever they are. I HATED law school because usually the classes were so boring, I got up and left. Eventually, 3rd semester, I told my profs I was going to stay home and study. I got a two As (3rd highest Constitutional Law score), a B+, and a B. Faculty at Boston U. SoL were tough graders. There was no touchy-feely/PC shit there.

So anyway, apparently whatever is responsible for ADD (and ADHD) affects one's response to stimulants. So, yeah, pot guy. Shrooms are ok too, kinda fun.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 19, 2018 11:37 PM (KAi1n)

399 Cocaine was the autobahn to death for me.

my first husband stole an ounce for me when we were in college, almost got himself killed.

all coke wants is more of itself. I saw it for the liar it is and left it in the dust. (other things appealed more.)

But I saw it make walking corpses out of some of my friends. They were shooting it. They're really dead now. have been for years.
Posted by: booknlass at April




so you are more miami vice than murder she wrote. suspected as much.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 11:38 PM (MTjB1)

400 booknlass, what a marvelous description. Ezackery. I could see that it would eat me alive. And I had other, slower ways of killing myself at the time. Geez, life. Can't live with it; can't live without it.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 19, 2018 11:38 PM (1eSyV)

401 387 Deplorable Jay Guevara - if you are still around, could you recount your wine tasting saga for those of the Horde who missed it? I've always thought about $10-15 is needed for good wine (although I've very mush enjoyed the $4 per bottle cost of the boxed wine). Just cannot figure out the appeal of expensive wine.
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 19, 2018 11:34 PM (CL76w)


Ah, I don't want to bore the brethren and sistren by recounting the story again. Suffice it to say that I was the turd in the punchbowl at a chi-chi SF wine blind tasting in which the assembled soi-disant oenophiles uniformly plumped for paint thinner over an expensive Bordeaux. For the first time I felt at home, and laughed out loud.

They never invited me back.

Go figure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 11:38 PM (GBxj/)

402 Crap, gotta go to work tomorrow. Who made these rules?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 19, 2018 11:39 PM (IcT7t)

403 Ramsey Lewis - "Mother Nature's Son " is a great album. All Beatles tunes.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 19, 2018 11:39 PM (CL76w)

404 After enough drinks, Downfall might seem sympathetic to Hitler.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 11:39 PM (sxI6A)

405 sorry Tyranny.


pretty sure Mike knows who does cast your fate to the wind.

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2018 11:40 PM (xGMkv)

406 ok, I'm out.

I've got to get up in 5 hours for a flight home.

seemed like a good idea at the time...

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 11:40 PM (LDxhw)

407 I'd bet my life that in a blind testing you couldn't tell the difference.

Gonna miss you Jay. Done a dozen at least, and I never lose.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 19, 2018 11:40 PM (vFKpB)

408 392
the above, set to the tunes of "Tyrrany and Mutation" by BOC

Posted by: booknlass

THAT is my #1 favorite album of all fucking time. Well, *Tyranny* and Mutation, but then again, I couldn't spell figity.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 19, 2018 11:41 PM (KAi1n)

409
the above, set to the tunes of "Tyrrany and Mutation" by BOC
Posted by: booknlass


O.D.'d on life itself

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 11:42 PM (IqV8l)

410 That poison they'd given me for my colonoscopy ought to be illegal!


(It was AWESOME!)

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 11:42 PM (e9G8E)

411 That poison they'd given me for my colonoscopy ought to be illegal!

"Hey, doc, it's been real, but how about if next time you let ME order the drinks, OK?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 11:44 PM (GBxj/)

412 There was a comedian that had a joke about cocaine just amplifying your bad traits. If you were kind of an asshole normally. On coke you were a gigantic asshole. That is why after trying it once I never did it again.

Posted by: X-ray at April 19, 2018 11:44 PM (TGrKk)

413 White Lines by Grandmaster Flash is a stark and true warning.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 11:44 PM (PUmDY)

414 407 I'd bet my life that in a blind testing you couldn't tell the difference.

Gonna miss you Jay. Done a dozen at least, and I never lose.
Posted by: Weirddave at April 19, 2018 11:40 PM (vFKpB)


You're on. But know what you're dealing with ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 11:45 PM (GBxj/)

415 That poison they'd given me for my colonoscopy ought to be illegal!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 11:42 PM (e9G8E)


Propofol? That's what I get for upper GI scopes. I never understood the attraction as a recreational drug, I just love it because it means I'll be asleep for longer than ten minutes at a time, for once.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 11:45 PM (y87Qq)

416 "Hey, doc, it's been real, but how about if next time you let ME order the drinks, OK?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 11:44 PM

*******

...the drugs, I mean... The buggery, not so much!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 11:46 PM (e9G8E)

417 Because of government interference in the market, you can't get it from the US.

===

Every taqueria in San Francisco sells Coke hecho en Mexico con azucar. And it tastes just as good as you imagine.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2018 11:46 PM (EZebt)

418 Late to the party again I see. If Booknlass and Mr Feverhead are around I just want to let you I've been thinking about both you today and praying.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 19, 2018 11:46 PM (nBr1j)

419 thanks for forgiveness SF. yeah, I hit 'post' even though.


My fave BOC song is Then Came the Last Days of May.

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2018 11:46 PM (xGMkv)

420 "402 Crap, gotta go to work tomorrow. Who made these rules?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - "



"Them"

Come The Revolution, we'll get those fuckers.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 11:48 PM (Mbmmf)

421 Wow, Teem, thank you.

That explains why I was so calm today. The screaming meemies had me by the eyelashes, just for 5 minutes, and then, smooth sailing. Aided by plenty of work with no people, and good jazz.

After work, I had a good long conversation with my mom.

Thank you very much.

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2018 11:49 PM (xGMkv)

422 412 There was a comedian that had a joke about cocaine just amplifying your bad traits. If you were kind of an asshole normally. On coke you were a gigantic asshole. That is why after trying it once I never did it again.

Posted by: X-ray at April 19, 2018 11:44 PM (TGrKk)

++++

Bill Cosby. The joke was something along the lines of someone telling him what a great drug cocaine is because it intensifies your personality. Cosby's comeback was, what if you're an asshole.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 11:49 PM (pvjTE)

423 Pooporfol?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2018 11:49 PM (rnAwa)

424 Posted by: LadyTheo at April 19, 2018 11:33 PM (1eSyV)

I've yet to see a happy runner

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 19, 2018 11:49 PM (3Pma+)

425 Anon, hmmm...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 11:50 PM (eMKNe)

426 Propofol? That's what I get for upper GI scopes. I
never understood the attraction as a recreational drug, I just love it
because it means I'll be asleep for longer than ten minutes at a time,
for once.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 11:45 PM

********

I don't remember what it was... But, I think I know now what an out-of-body experience is!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 11:50 PM (e9G8E)

427 *recalls Cast Your Fate to the Wind*

Oh shit here we go. I'm going to tell you who really did that song,
and then we all have to talk about those damn Charlie Brown musicals all night long.

FWIW, Ramsey Lewis's sidemen in "The Gentlemen of Jazz" broke off and had a pretty good funk band, Young/Holt Unlimited, in the disco era.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 19, 2018 11:51 PM (H5rtT)

428 BOC is my favorite band. Favorite song is The Red The Black. Then again, with them it's what songs don't I like? There are a handful, but that's it. Last Days is a great song.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 19, 2018 11:51 PM (KAi1n)

429 The men will cheer
The boys will shout
The ladies they'll all turn out
And we'll all drink Cheeerwine
When alexthechick comes home!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 11:51 PM (VBKy9)

430 Have to mention: I saw two *great* personalized car plates on the road today, here in SoCal.

- White Nissan Cube: SHGR QBE

- Blonde woman in a red Mazda Miata: THXGUYS

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 11:52 PM (eMKNe)

431 Ezackalakally, Lady Theo. Right-O!

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2018 11:53 PM (xGMkv)

432 414 407 I'd bet my life that in a blind testing you couldn't tell the difference.

Gonna miss you Jay. Done a dozen at least, and I never lose.
Posted by: Weirddave at April 19, 2018 11:40 PM (vFKpB)

You're on. But know what you're dealing with ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 11:45 PM (GBxj/)


A duel
Awesome

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 19, 2018 11:53 PM (3Pma+)

433 Dunno, back when I got a hand surgery years ago, after they nerve-blocked my whole arm so I couldn't use it for about 20 hours they hit me with something, felt like an injection up by the collarbone, I was working on the sentence "whatever that was that was the best rush ever" - but I never got it out; woke up in recovery begging for an ice cube to suck on.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 11:54 PM (Mbmmf)

434 Well, duhr. I didn't connect the post title with the picture until now. Then I heard the accent.

Posted by: mindful webworker says duhr at April 19, 2018 11:54 PM (ATv6t)

435 sock, the anesthesiologists always get the best stuff.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 11:55 PM (eMKNe)

436 MisHum, oh, I am happy...after I have run long enough to shut up the fuckers in my head.

Honestly, some days it feels SO good...especially in the woods, under the canopy, a stream flowing nearby, those weird Bay Area microclimates changing temps every 50 yards...

But then God invented the Hash House Harriers...and running was fun again! *A Drinking Club with a Running Problem.*

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 19, 2018 11:55 PM (1eSyV)

437 - White Nissan Cube: SHGR QBE

- Blonde woman in a red Mazda Miata: THXGUYS
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 11:52 PM (eMKNe)


Around 2004 I had a silver Jetta TDI with OMGCAR.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 11:55 PM (y87Qq)

438 A duel
Awesome
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 19, 2018 11:53 PM (3Pma+)

Coke vs New Coke at 50 paces.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 11:56 PM (sxI6A)

439 Bill Cosby did a bit in the 60s about the one word you NEVER want to overhear your surgeon use in the operating room:

"Oops!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 11:56 PM (eMKNe)

440 there are no stories where someone continues using cocaine and everything ends well.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 11:36 PM (MTjB1)

Well You're no fun.

Posted by: Zombie John Belushi at April 19, 2018 11:56 PM (gQQ9b)

441 true dat !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 11:56 PM (Mbmmf)

442 hogmartin, LOL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 11:56 PM (eMKNe)

443
For the youngins, those weren't just "returnable" for a "recycling" scam, but were designed to actually be reused hundreds of times.
-----------

And, the location of the local bottling plant was molded into the base. So, the bottles would roam the nation, via recycling. We used to play a kind of game where if two or more people were buying bottles of Coke, the guy whose bottle was from furthest away would buy.

You might have one from Savannah, St. Louis, Witchita, etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 11:57 PM (w1zJX)

444 Posted by: LadyTheo at April 19, 2018 11:55 PM (1eSyV)

Don't tell me you run with a smile because then I know you're bs-ing me

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 19, 2018 11:57 PM (3Pma+)

445 unless you are being chased or chasing something there is not point in running. indeed it is unwise.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 11:58 PM (MTjB1)

446 I was always extra nice to anesthesiologists, they're the ones in charge of seeing that there's something left to wake up ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 11:58 PM (Mbmmf)

447 But then God invented the Hash House Harriers...and running was fun again! *A Drinking Club with a Running Problem.*

Posted by: LadyTheo

Are you a Bay Area harriette???
I hashed Bay Area for awhile. Busy with my non-runner girlfriend. She promises she'll try it sometime.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 19, 2018 11:59 PM (KAi1n)

448 But, dad! I'm Jesus Christ!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 11:59 PM (VBKy9)

449 Last Days is a great song.
Posted by: SFGoth

it's just so clean, somehow. the drums. the base of it is this perfect silence. and the story. and the backup singing

"what luck!"

richness and spareness. an unforgettable story. about people like I knew.

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2018 11:59 PM (xGMkv)

450 I wonder about the economics of reusable bottles vs aluminum cans. You have to wonder whether the value added was actually worth it when you think of recycling aluminum cans, shredding, melting em down, reforming, so forth (whereas all you needed to do was wash the bottles thoroughly.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 12:00 AM (sxI6A)

451 "Them"



Come The Revolution, we'll get those fuckers.


They're giant ants, shouldn't be too hard to spot.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 20, 2018 12:00 AM (IcT7t)

452 Friend at FB has up a Family Feud meme:

"Name an alcoholic drink that gets you in trouble every time"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 12:00 AM (eMKNe)

453 MisHum, I have had spectators during marathons tell me, "Nice smile!" That is because I am like a horse smelling the barn near the end.

And weirdly, here in the Bay, I have had a number of chicks yell at me, "Nice abs!" It is the weirdest thing. Freaks me out. I have started running with my shirt on. Hoosiers just don't say shit like that.

I do love to run, though. I honestly can't do anything else athletic work a shit. No hand-eye coordination. Can't jump. Can't throw. Can't catch. Every time I hit a golf ball, I think, "This is why I run."

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 20, 2018 12:01 AM (1eSyV)

454 440 there are no stories where someone continues using cocaine and everything ends well.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 11:36 PM (MTjB1)

Well You're no fun.
Posted by: Zombie John Belushi at April 19, 2018 11:56 PM (gQQ9b)

the 7% Solution.....

Posted by: Sherlock Holmes at April 20, 2018 12:01 AM (NgKpN)

455 I was in the hospital to diagnose a bleeding issue in my guts. Problem was an ulcer that my diet and lifestyle mixed poorly with. All that was an easy fix. The point being when I first got there they gave me Valium. All it did for me was to put me to sleep. Not my kind of recreational drug but it must do funner stuff for other people.

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 12:01 AM (TGrKk)

456 428 BOC is my favorite band. Favorite song is The Red The Black. Then again, with them it's what songs don't I like? There are a handful, but that's it. Last Days is a great song.

For me, Astronomy. Then Psychic Wars.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at April 20, 2018 12:01 AM (V2Yro)

457
That explains why I was so calm today. The screaming meemies had me by the eyelashes, just for 5 minutes, and then, smooth sailing. Aided by plenty of work with no people, and good jazz.

After work, I had a good long conversation with my mom.

Thank you very much.
Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2018 11:49 PM (xGMkv)

I'm doing surprisingly well three months into life without my lady. I still have a ways to go, but I'm heading in the right. Much appreciation for the prayers of the Horde.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 20, 2018 12:01 AM (nBr1j)

458
I'll damn sure stand Sam Whittemore a beer when I meet him.

Him and a few others I've had the honor to know.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 20, 2018 12:02 AM (S/hVx)

459 I think they melt down bottles now, too...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 20, 2018 12:02 AM (e9G8E)

460 Posted by: LadyTheo at April 20, 2018 12:01 AM (1eSyV)

Nice try with the smile thing

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 20, 2018 12:02 AM (3Pma+)

461 For programmers. The best license plate I've seen was in the bay area:

2BORD4

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 20, 2018 12:03 AM (T71PA)

462 Around 2004 I had a silver Jetta TDI with OMGCAR.
Posted by: hogmartin


I drove a TDI Jetta when we had kids in the elementary, the junior high, and the high school, after we'd consolidated into one of the largest square miled school districts in Illinois.

I loved that little car. something like 50 mpg?

Posted by: booknlass at April 20, 2018 12:03 AM (xGMkv)

463
Meh. I've tried coke (powder) twice. I couldn't figure out how people got addicted to it, let alone why they did it at all.


Posted by: SFGoth at April 19, 2018 11:16 PM (KAi1n)

Same here. Did it a few times years ago to see what the deal was. I just never saw the attraction, yet so many around me almost destroyed themselves with it, and the worst cases actually did, meaning either dead or lost everything.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 20, 2018 12:03 AM (aMlLZ)

464 SFGoth, a Harriette through and through! And the East Bay RA. Best circle in NoCal. Bring your GF! We have lots of walkers and lollabouts.

I promise you we won't drink all the virgins and f*** all the beer before you get there...

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 20, 2018 12:04 AM (1eSyV)

465 I'm doing surprisingly well three months into life without my lady. I still have a ways to go, but I'm heading in the right. Much appreciation for the prayers of the Horde.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 20, 2018 12:01 AM (nBr1j)

That is good to hear Northernlurker.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 20, 2018 12:05 AM (UXHfL)

466 I keep forgetting that Popehat is a lib. He's been trashing The Federalist, which happens to be the home of one of my conservative heroes (Mollie Hemingway).

Soooo...bite me, Ken.

And, because it can't be said often enough:

'Night, Slap.

Posted by: Shopgirl at April 20, 2018 12:05 AM (uD43S)

467 I wonder about the economics of reusable bottles vs
aluminum cans. You have to wonder whether the value added was actually
worth it when you think of recycling aluminum cans, shredding, melting
em down, reforming, so forth (whereas all you needed to do was wash the
bottles thoroughly.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 12:00 AM (sxI6A)

I think it's shipping costs. A crateful of empty pop bottles weighs at least half as much as a crateful of full ones. So it costs nearly as much to ship empties back to the bottling plant as it cost to ship the full bottles out. A case of empty aluminum cans weighs almost nothing in comparison.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 12:06 AM (efC8N)

468 My "lib" boss seems to be growing up/coming down to earth a bit.

Not only did I have a good day with her today, but...

- She told me a joke: "What does a lesbian bring with her on a second date? A moving van."

- She described Budweiser as "piss water."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 12:06 AM (eMKNe)

469 I loved that little car. something like 50 mpg?
Posted by: booknlass at April 20, 2018 12:03 AM (xGMkv)


Something like that. Plus mine was a 5-speed. When I left the Navy I had it shipped to me in LA and drove it back to Lansing, stopping to visit family and friends I hadn't seen in years along the way. I think going across the High Desert I was actually putting diesel back in the pumps and getting money charged back onto my card. That thing got stupid good mileage.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 12:07 AM (y87Qq)

470 LOL! ...I'm still here.

Was talking to Ladyl.

{{{Ladyl}}}

Thank You, Shopgirl!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:07 AM (Ckg4U)

471 "Name an alcoholic drink that gets you in trouble every time"

All of them.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 20, 2018 12:07 AM (CL76w)

472 NorthernLurker,
I am glad you are mending.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 20, 2018 12:07 AM (1eSyV)

473 Anyone know what was in all those orange cans one used to see strewn about all over Maine?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2018 11:08 PM (e9G8E)

Ha! We have those all over Michigan starting every Spring and ending just before Thanksgiving. We call that Construction Season.

Posted by: Bill R. at April 20, 2018 12:07 AM (IuYIh)

474 Chavez!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:07 AM (Ckg4U)

475 Bill Cosby did a bit in the 60s about the one word you NEVER want to overhear your surgeon use in the operating room:



"Oops!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2018 11:56 PM (eMKNe)

My Father was a doctor. And one of the times he was stitching me up he didn't have the right kind of hemostats to hold the needle. His constant swearing was disconcerting for me.

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 12:08 AM (TGrKk)

476 I think it's shipping costs. A crateful of empty pop bottles weighs at least half as much as a crateful of full ones. So it costs nearly as much to ship empties back to the bottling plant as it cost to ship the full bottles out. A case of empty aluminum cans weighs almost nothing in comparison.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April




well, as glass goes, breakage is a huge problem. there were one or two tries to open pepsi plants in russia before the cold war came down. didn't work because roads were so poor and trucks rode so rough that they had huge breakage losses.

not the same here but more with glass than aluminium or plastic.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:08 AM (MTjB1)

477 Friend at FB has up a Family Feud meme:



"Name an alcoholic drink that gets you in trouble every time"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 12:00 AM (eMKNe)


No alcohol gets me in trouble. Chicks bearing shots...that gets me in trouble. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 20, 2018 12:09 AM (aMlLZ)

478 I kind of wonder if some drugs just hit people differently the first couple of times. I remember the first time I smoked a cigarette, whatever jolt I might have gotten was covered up by the alcohol.

OTOH, I remembered when I decided to try smoking a cigarette after 5 and a half years of not having one and that was a rush like few others.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 12:09 AM (sxI6A)

479 stupid good mileage


deep chuckle.


I'd better get under the covers. tomorrow morning, I'll be glad I did.

thanks for the company, Horde, and may God bless ya.

Posted by: booknlass at April 20, 2018 12:09 AM (xGMkv)

480 I've always wanted to get a beater car and then a license plate that said "GC7060" and see how long before it was demolished.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 20, 2018 12:09 AM (KAi1n)

481 BillR, I laughed out loud! Barrels, barrels, barrels, barrels, mushroom-mushroom...

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 20, 2018 12:09 AM (1eSyV)

482 X-ray sounds like fun... ;-)

Berserker, same here.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 12:11 AM (eMKNe)

483 My three Favorite People on the Planet:

#3. Ladyl
#2. Chavez
#1. Miley

Thanks to the rest of you for running. Next year is a different year. There will be no other ribbons or trophes.

-Thank You.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:11 AM (Ckg4U)

484 Night Booknlassie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 12:12 AM (sxI6A)

485 I can't say goodbye without a The Message post...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MgiokyiDmCY

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 20, 2018 12:12 AM (PUmDY)

486 Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 12:08 AM (TGrKk)

Hold still you little bastard?

//////

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 20, 2018 12:12 AM (3Pma+)

487 My three Favorite People on the Planet:

#3. Ladyl
#2. Chavez
#1. Miley

Thanks to the rest of you for running. Next year is a different year. There will be no other ribbons or trophes.

-Thank You.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April




how do you know they are not the same guy?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:13 AM (MTjB1)

488 Am so honored, Slap!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 12:13 AM (TdMsT)

489 good night, Aetius!

Posted by: booknlass at April 20, 2018 12:13 AM (xGMkv)

490 "how do you know they are not the same guy?"
-Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:13 AM (MTjB1)

I don't.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:13 AM (Ckg4U)

491 I don't.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April




even more interesting

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:14 AM (MTjB1)

492 Posted by: Bill R. at April 20, 2018 12:07 AM (IuYIh)

You have spring?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 20, 2018 12:14 AM (3Pma+)

493 Good night, Horde. Gonna try to sleep tonight. Wish me luck.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 12:15 AM (TdMsT)

494 G'Night, Ladyl!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:15 AM (Ckg4U)

495 You have spring?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 20, 2018 12:14 AM (3Pma+)

Rumor has it, it's going to show up next week.

Posted by: Bill R. at April 20, 2018 12:16 AM (IuYIh)

496 You have spring?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 20, 2018 12:14 AM (3Pma+)


We have about three springs to choose from before mud season starts: false spring, fool's spring, gotcha spring. Then mud season.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 12:17 AM (y87Qq)

497 I followed the fisking link to Monster Hunter Nation, and immediately approved. Go get 'em Larry!

Posted by: exdem13 at April 20, 2018 12:17 AM (W+kMI)

498 You've misspelt your nic, MisHum...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 20, 2018 12:17 AM (e9G8E)

499 Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 12:08 AM (TGrKk)



Hold still you little bastard?



//////

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 20, 2018 12:12 AM (3Pma+)
I was the kid in our family that Dad got to practice Doctor skills on the most. So some of the swearing was likely frustration and quit being a dumbass.

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 12:17 AM (TGrKk)

500 "You have spring?"
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 20, 2018 12:14 AM (3Pma+)

We had it for a minute, but we didn't get FUCKED like you guys in Wisconsin.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:17 AM (Ckg4U)

501 MisHum, you can tell it's Spring here in SoCal because the weather can't make up its mind from week to week (or sometimes, day to day or hour to hour).

"It's gonna be hot! Windy! Cold! Rainy! Then hot again!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 12:17 AM (eMKNe)

502 Also, gotta love how all of SoCal panics when it rains.

Before he became the weatherman on NBC4, Fritz Coleman was a stand-up comedian and had a joke: "God made Southern California for all the people who can't emotionally handle changes in the weather." ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 12:18 AM (eMKNe)

503 Evening all!

So the CO state legislature had two REALLY REALLY important things on their plate....

Making rolling stops legal AND
Naming a section of I25 near mile high stadium honoring TFG.

UGH!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 20, 2018 12:19 AM (mMeIQ)

504 We had it for a minute, but we didn't get FUCKED like you guys in Wisconsin.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:17 AM (Ckg4U)

That's one of the few good things about living just north of Detroit. Wisconsin gets hammered and as the snow crosses Lake Michigan it seems to shift either north of south of us. All the snow that's fallen in the past few weeks, we only got a few inches and it was always melted by noon the next day.

Posted by: Bill R. at April 20, 2018 12:20 AM (IuYIh)

505 Okay, this made me LOL.

https://tinyurl.com/yc3psmct

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 12:21 AM (eMKNe)

506 Making rolling stops legal


That is called a fricken "Yield", not "stop".
Just put up yield signs where locals think they are appropriate and stop changing the definition of basic words.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 20, 2018 12:22 AM (V1D0R)

507 I'm just south of the "Lake Effect", so I don't get it as bad as most of NorthEast Ohio.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:22 AM (Ckg4U)

508 And thank you to all that have responded for the Colorado Morondevous. Do please include a nic when inquiring so I can filter out the riff raff

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 20, 2018 12:22 AM (mMeIQ)

509 In homefront news, my eye continues to heal well. I can see pretty well with it now. Distance vision is not quite as acute as the left eye with its contact lens in place, but damned close, and certainly OK for driving. And I am sure it will improve as the swelling diminishes, and the surface of my eye clears up. Two weeks.


I got the pinion seal back into the differential of my '08 Suburban, and it is back in the ranks of the employable. And the '97, the transmission of which lost all forward gears but second, is on the hoist awaiting service.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 12:22 AM (efC8N)

510 Making rolling stops legal


That is called a fricken "Yield", not "stop".
Just put up yield signs where locals think they are appropriate and stop changing the definition of basic words.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April




you know what sucks? traffic circles / roundabouts.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:23 AM (MTjB1)

511 WDS!

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:24 AM (MTjB1)

512
Good night, Horde. Gonna try to sleep tonight. Wish me luck.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2018 12:15 AM (TdMsT)

Night, Ladyl. Sleep tight, don't let the bugs bite.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 12:24 AM (efC8N)

513 Alberta Oil Peon. good luck, sleep well.


Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:25 AM (MTjB1)

514 "That's one of the few good things about living just north of Detroit."

Living outside of Detroit is always a good thing. And that opinion is from a dork that was born in Flint.

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 12:25 AM (TGrKk)

515 bet that seal is not happy about being crammed into the differential.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:25 AM (MTjB1)

516 you know what sucks? traffic circles / roundabouts.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:23 AM (MTjB1)

The ones I've seen here in the states pale in comparison to some of those I drove around overseas. The biggest problem with them here is Americans don't know how to drive them and they're just baby circles.

Posted by: Bill R. at April 20, 2018 12:25 AM (IuYIh)

517 All the snow that's fallen in the past few weeks, we only got a few inches and it was always melted by noon the next day.
Posted by: Bill R. at April 20, 2018 12:20 AM (IuYIh)


My co-workers are in Ludington and Grand Rapids, so morning Slack check-ins are:

supervisor: "The garage collapsed from ice last night"
UX/UI: "We're drawing straws to see which child we eat last"
me: "I might wash the car later"

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 12:26 AM (y87Qq)

518 My right hand still isn't functioning at full capacity.

...which makes The Captain a bit forlorn.

For those of you not "In The Know", don't ask.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:26 AM (Ckg4U)

519 Y5, I am not off to bed just yet. Just started another rum and cola.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 12:26 AM (efC8N)

520 Freeze warnings here tonight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2018 12:26 AM (y3sT9)

521 The ones I've seen here in the states pale in comparison to some of those I drove around overseas. The biggest problem with them here is Americans don't know how to drive them and they're just baby circles.
Posted by: Bill R. at April



technically that is the second biggest problem. the biggest problem is that libtards went to other countries, experienced traffic circles and could not wait to implement them here. has to be part of their war on cars and making driving as miserable as possible.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:28 AM (MTjB1)

522 Last week I had the windows open. This week, I'm huddled next to the fireplace.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:28 AM (Ckg4U)

523 Y5, I am not off to bed just yet. Just started another rum and cola.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April




cool.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:28 AM (MTjB1)

524 *cracks a beer*

...who needs a drink?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:29 AM (Ckg4U)

525 Last week I had the windows open. This week, I'm huddled next to the fireplace.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udNHsk57f24

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:29 AM (MTjB1)

526 Just woke up from an unplanned nap and finally got to read the post. The COBs normally do a great job with the ONT but tonight's was spectacular: top photo (funny), the reply to the New Yorker article about Chik-Fil-Et (hilarious and SOOO true), touching (the little girl's delight at the hockey game), and inspiring (the story of the Samuel Whittmore).

Thanks to Dave and MH for their efforts.

Posted by: JTB at April 20, 2018 12:30 AM (V+03K)

527 final cig report from west central WI:

Dog empty
Clear sky, drinkin' gourd fully operational.
24 degrees.
Milk tanker out on the county road; The Milk Must Flow !

*final swig of Jagermeister from snowbank*

G'night Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 20, 2018 12:30 AM (Mbmmf)

528 524 *cracks a beer*

...who needs a drink?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:29 AM (Ckg4U)

Pick me, pick me.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 20, 2018 12:30 AM (nBr1j)

529 > Naming a section of I25 near mile high stadium honoring TFG.

If they put a rest stop along there, and I'm ever in the area, I'll make sure to stop and take a piss in his honor.


Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 20, 2018 12:30 AM (Q7M5N)

530 *Opens Bar*

*punches John Taffer in the nuts*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:30 AM (Ckg4U)

531 you know what sucks? traffic circles / roundabouts.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:23 AM (MTjB1)

Not bad if they keep it simple and have a stop / yield on all inbound legs. Annoying if they make some inbound stop, some yield, some dedicated no-stop inbound... and force exit on some outbound legs and not others.

I know one where with three lanes if you enter heading west -
the right most lane doesn't have to stop or yield but has to exit heading north, center lane has to yield and has to exit west, the left lane has to yield but can change lanes once in and exit any way...

And the rules are different if you enter from the other three ways.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 20, 2018 12:30 AM (V1D0R)

532 If the Auto Experts are still here:

Just found a new interior rear view mirror online, for something like one-eighth the price the dealership proposed.
Any suggestions on where/who to do the labor? Just any mechanic? The guys at AutoZone?

Posted by: Shopgirl at April 20, 2018 12:31 AM (uD43S)

533 Whacha Need, Teem?

*wipes down bar*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:31 AM (Ckg4U)

534 "My co-workers are in Ludington"

Ludington that's where one of the Ferry's goes?

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 12:31 AM (TGrKk)

535
bet that seal is not happy about being crammed into the differential.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:25 AM (MTjB1)

Both the seal, and its mating piece, called a "wear sleeve" and unique to the 11.5 inch axle, were surprisingly easy to install. Even considering that I am not supposed to do any heavy lifting until my eye heals. Blood pressure, you know. Heaviest thing I "lifted" was the 3/4" air impact, and I really only moved it a foot or two.
My neighbor came down, and moved the hoist ramps for me, which would have been a bridge too far, lifting-wise. Then we put his son's car on the hoist, and I went over for an insurance inspection. It was OK, too.
So, a good shop day. And the snow continues to melt, despite it not being real warm. But the Sun was warm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 12:32 AM (efC8N)

536 supervisor: "The garage collapsed from ice last night"
UX/UI: "We're drawing straws to see which child we eat last"
me: "I might wash the car later"
Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 12:26 AM (y87Qq)


I got a thin sheet of ice on my roof and my shed but not enough to be concerned about. As I was sitting at my dinner table on the computer I watched it melt off the shed before noon.

Posted by: Bill R. at April 20, 2018 12:32 AM (IuYIh)

537 Okay, I've been mulling this for a while, and after Maxine Waters Wig-hat showed up in the comments, it went fever pitch.


Where in hell can you find an entire electorate, an entire Congressional District, that is not only willing but enthusiastic about sending that monumentally stupid woman to the government as its representative?

I understand a few truly stupid people, and few black racists, and such, but an ENTIRE DISTRICT?!?!?

Okay, I've got that out of my system.

Let the good times roll.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2018 12:32 AM (NXsWM)

538 That's one of the few good things about living just north of Detroit."

Living outside of Detroit is always a good thing. And that opinion is from a dork that was born in Flint.
Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 12:25 AM (TGrKk)

Michael Moore?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 20, 2018 12:32 AM (V1D0R)

539 The little hockey girl is adorable.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 20, 2018 12:33 AM (nBr1j)

540 Rum and Coke in the kim hause tonight, Gave the Makers Mark a rest.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 20, 2018 12:33 AM (0OmEj)

541 Wow.....I didn't get at least honorable mention Slap

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 20, 2018 12:33 AM (mMeIQ)

542 Just found a new interior rear view mirror online, for something like one-eighth the price the dealership proposed.
Any suggestions on where/who to do the labor? Just any mechanic? The guys at AutoZone?
Posted by: Shopgirl at April 20, 2018 12:31 AM (uD43S)


Does it have electronic crap in it, or is it just a mirror? Because if it's just a mirror, you can glue it on yourself in five minutes.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 12:33 AM (y87Qq)

543 498 You've misspelt your nic, MisHum...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 20, 2018 12:17 AM (e9G8E)

Someday I will spell correctly & know my grammar


Someday, thanks Zettai

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2018 12:33 AM (3Pma+)

544 533 Whacha Need, Teem?

*wipes down bar*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:31 AM (Ckg4U)

Ya got a Guiness?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 20, 2018 12:33 AM (nBr1j)

545 Night sock_rat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 20, 2018 12:34 AM (sxI6A)

546 524 *cracks a beer*

...who needs a drink?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:29 AM


Me, because I just found out I didn't even crack your Top 100.

Posted by: Shopgirl #NoLongerRenamedNightSlap at April 20, 2018 12:34 AM (uD43S)

547 Okay, I've been mulling this for a while, and after Maxine Waters Wig-hat showed up in the comments, it went fever pitch.


Where in hell can you find an entire electorate, an entire Congressional District, that is not only willing but enthusiastic about sending that monumentally stupid woman to the government as its representative?

I understand a few truly stupid people, and few black racists, and such, but an ENTIRE DISTRICT?!?!?

Okay, I've got that out of my system.

Let the good times roll.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April



how does alaska have an entirely black congressional district? how do you gerrymander that?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:34 AM (MTjB1)

548 Just found a new interior rear view mirror online, for something like one-eighth the price the dealership proposed.

Any suggestions on where/who to do the labor? Just any mechanic? The guys at AutoZone?

Posted by: Shopgirl at April 20, 2018 12:31 AM (uD43S)

Does it attach to the windshield, or to a bracket on the windshield header? Might require nothing more than a screwdriver, and five minutes. Unless it is crammed full of electronics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 12:35 AM (efC8N)

549 Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 20, 2018 12:30 AM (V1D0R)

While I understand Yield signs, there should never be Stop signs at a traffic circle. It defeats the purpose of one.

Posted by: Bill R. at April 20, 2018 12:35 AM (IuYIh)

550 452 Friend at FB has up a Family Feud meme:

"Name an alcoholic drink that gets you in trouble every time"
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 12:00 AM (eMKNe)

I never get in trouble!

*hic!*

Posted by: DistHillary at April 20, 2018 12:35 AM (J7NdS)

551 ust found a new interior rear view mirror online, for something like one-eighth the price the dealership proposed.

Any suggestions on where/who to do the labor? Just any mechanic? The guys at AutoZone?

Posted by: Shopgirl at April




link?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:35 AM (MTjB1)

552 "Ya got a Guiness?"
-Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 20, 2018 12:33 AM (nBr1j)

I've got a Beer Fridge...

*slowly pours a Guiness*

*waits for foam*

*whistles Dixie*

*slides beer down the bar*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:36 AM (Ckg4U)

553 Ludington that's where one of the Ferry's goes?
Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 12:31 AM (TGrKk)


I think there's one from there that goes to Manitowoc WI.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 12:36 AM (y87Qq)

554 Shopgirl - Can you provide a link to site with the mirror?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2018 12:37 AM (c/EDo)

555 I think there's one from there that goes to Manitowoc WI.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 12:36 AM (y87Qq)

Rode that ferry once, many years ago. 1983, maybe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 12:37 AM (efC8N)

556 There are THREE.

Those of you on the outside must jockey for position.

I apologize for nothing.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:37 AM (Ckg4U)

557 isn't the whole point of traffic circles simply to make it easier for the germans or russians to roll through your shithole european country quicker and make the conquering less painless for everyone?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:37 AM (MTjB1)

558 eighth the price the dealership proposed.
Any suggestions on where/who to do the labor? Just any mechanic? The guys at AutoZone?
Posted by: Shopgirl at April 20, 2018 12:31 AM (uD43S)

WalMart auto section.
$2.00 for the special super glue to stick it to the inside of the window. Even has instructions.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 20, 2018 12:37 AM (V1D0R)

559 chillwave
youtube.com/watch?v=MIUqfvHNrXM

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 20, 2018 12:37 AM (6FqZa)

560 Just a mirror, no electronics.
Very irritating because it's a 2013, but the mirror started falling off a year later. And those things HURT LIKE HELL when they hit your knee.

Thanks, hogmartin!

Posted by: Shopgirl #NoLongerRenamedNightSlap at April 20, 2018 12:38 AM (uD43S)

561 There are THREE.

Those of you on the outside must jockey for position.

I apologize for nothing.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April




well, that attitude is why you only had three applicants.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:38 AM (MTjB1)

562 >>520 Freeze warnings here tonight.

Long range int next week still has the damn S word in the forecast

It's been melting so what isn't snow covered its mud

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2018 12:38 AM (3Pma+)

563 I am still laughing about Comey saying he is not a sneaky leaking weasel.

What a nincompoop.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen and destroyer of Sneaky Leaking Weasels at April 20, 2018 12:39 AM (J5mzk)

564 Because if it's just a mirror, you can glue it on yourself in five minutes.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 12:33 AM (y87Qq)


Come to think of it, you can also glue it onto the windshield by yourself. But feel free to glue it on yourself instead, as the spirit moves you.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 12:39 AM (y87Qq)

565 "i]well, that attitude is why you only had three applicants."
-Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:38 AM (MTjB1)

You don't even know... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:40 AM (Ckg4U)

566 496 You have spring?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 20, 2018 12:14 AM (3Pma+)

We have about three springs to choose from before mud season starts: false spring, fool's spring, gotcha spring. Then mud season.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 12:17 AM (y87Qq)

We do not have spring. We have breakup. As in, the ice and snow break up and fall apart and for a couple of weeks you wear your xtratuffs everywhere, including to the office, and then it's summer.

So, this is a slow breakup, which is taking about three weeks, due to the extra snow we had, which is lovely. We didn't get a Chinook this year, so that slowed down the melting, too, but it doesn't freeze much at night so things are now moving apace.

In a week, we will be doing field work at the Little League diamonds, and then on to baseball season. The boy is in the majors this year, and DH is coaching, as always. Reliving the glory days. But he is the coach every boy wants, because he cuts no slack and he really teaches them the game. He lives for this.

We won't go camping until June--too cold in the mountains just yet. But then there's dipnetting, and smoking salmon, and lots of beer drinking.....in the woods. We will be going with friends more than once this year, which is terrific fun.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2018 12:40 AM (NXsWM)

567 Any suggestions on where/who to do the labor? Just any mechanic? The guys at AutoZone?

Posted by: Shopgirl at April 20, 2018 12:31 AM (uD43S)
If it's your normal rearview mirror search YouTube. The mount just glues on with super glue. So you probably could do it yourself but if I was suggesting a place pick a windshield/glass replacement outfit. They will have done that task more.

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 12:40 AM (TGrKk)

568 Epic of Gilgamesh in Sumerian, with instrumental accompaniment
youtube.com/watch?v=QUcTsFe1PVs

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 20, 2018 12:40 AM (6FqZa)

569 One of these days, you're going to have to call me, Y5.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:41 AM (Ckg4U)

570 how does alaska have an entirely black congressional district? how do you gerrymander that?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:34 AM (MTjB1)

You think that stupid git is from AK?

Oh, man.

Not on your life.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2018 12:41 AM (NXsWM)

571 For thode who asked:

https://www.rockauto.com/en/moreinfo.php?pk=4919001

Posted by: Shopgirl #NoLongerRenamedNightSlap at April 20, 2018 12:41 AM (uD43S)

572 One of these days, you're going to have to call me, Y5.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April




yeah, that's not going to happen.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:41 AM (MTjB1)

573 I've just cracked the seal on a full 1.75 of bourbon. Tom Sims brand, if you demand to know.

It's a near-clone of Jim Beam, flavor wise, but about two or three times...smoother.

Under $21, out the door.

Y'all hold your glasses under your respective USBs. I'll do the pouring.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2018 12:42 AM (QzJWU)

574 Plus, we only have ONE Congressman. And it ain't wearing a wig-hat.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2018 12:42 AM (NXsWM)

575 Ouch @ Shopgirl!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:43 AM (Ckg4U)

576 In case some think Larry Correia's story about the New Yorker shocked about where cows shit is made up or even recent. Many years ago, long before Chik-Fil-A was around, a distant family acquaintance visited her folks in Wisconsin from NYC. This high school student thought the cows were big dogs. Makes me wonder if this poor benighted creature thought she needed a passport to drive to Levittown or Garden City.

Posted by: JTB at April 20, 2018 12:43 AM (V+03K)

577 Y5!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 20, 2018 12:43 AM (mMeIQ)

578 If the mirror, or mirror mount, is on the glass itself then the glass has to be absolutely *clean*, no solvent or detergent residue.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2018 12:43 AM (FJXGr)

579 537 Okay, I've been mulling this for a while, and after Maxine Waters Wig-hat showed up in the comments, it went fever pitch.


Where in hell can you find an entire electorate, an entire Congressional District, that is not only willing but enthusiastic about sending that monumentally stupid woman to the government as its representative?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2018 12:32 AM (NXsWM)

Once upon a time Maxine Waters was considered one of the most corrupt Representatives in the House, I don't think she's one to play fair.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 20, 2018 12:43 AM (J7NdS)

580 Ever see a Wink Mirror? They used to be popular with racers and rally drivers. I had a car with one, and you just don't have blind spots anymore. They really are quite amazing:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8y4t6yz

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 12:43 AM (efC8N)

581 oh, and I can recommend the Morondevous. Might even meet some moron-friendly local candidates. Can definitely network and find ways to help *worthy* candidates, HQ regulars or not.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 20, 2018 12:43 AM (6FqZa)

582 Hullo,

Remember when restaurants were just left alone in the media?

Posted by: Delaforce and the Lost Battalion. Hopefully the Major doesn't disappear again... at April 20, 2018 12:44 AM (eVIA2)

583 Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2018 12:40 AM (NXsWM)

Now I'm jealous of Alaska springs a

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2018 12:44 AM (3Pma+)

584 "yeah, that's not going to happen."
-Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:41 AM (MTjB1)

That's okay. I think I'll live.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:44 AM (Ckg4U)

585 552 "Ya got a Guiness?"
-Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 20, 2018 12:33 AM (nBr1j)

I've got a Beer Fridge...

*slowly pours a Guiness*

*waits for foam*

*whistles Dixie*

*slides beer down the bar*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:36 AM (Ckg4U)

Hits the spot--a meal in a glass.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 20, 2018 12:45 AM (nBr1j)

586 Guiness is Restaurant-Quality beer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:46 AM (Ckg4U)

587 I don't know why the people of California keep electing governments that hate the very concepts of liberty, prosperity, security and personal happiness.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 20, 2018 12:47 AM (nBr1j)

588 582 Hullo,

Remember when restaurants were just left alone in the media?
===
Remember when no one gave a goddamn about a business owner's political identity and just cared if they got a great product/service?

Posted by: exdem13 at April 20, 2018 12:47 AM (W+kMI)

589 *those

Wow. Sounds like I have a cold.

Posted by: Shopgirl #NoLongerRenamedNightSlap at April 20, 2018 12:47 AM (uD43S)

590 Lately I've been partial to Alaska White. More flavor than Blue Moon, and less sugary. Plus, local. But you can get it down there too, I'm told.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2018 12:48 AM (NXsWM)

591
Time for the old folk. Little bit sad , thinking about those who've passed.

Do believe I'll hoist one and call it a night.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe and warm.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 20, 2018 12:48 AM (S/hVx)

592 Hits the spot--a meal in a glass.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 20, 2018 12:45 AM (nBr1j)
Saw something recently that putting a raw egg in a Guinness was breakfast.

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 12:48 AM (TGrKk)

593 when I was a kid and my dad would get pissed he would frequently finish his suggestion for future behavior with the sentence "an I ain't just whistlin dixie" which I took as my cue to begin whistling dixie.

don't think he appreciated it as much as he should have.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:49 AM (MTjB1)

594 Ever see a Wink Mirror? They used to be popular with racers and rally drivers. I had a car with one, and you just don't have blind spots anymore. They really are quite amazing:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8y4t6yz
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 12:43 AM (efC8N)


That looks amazing. Does it just bolt through the headliner or something?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 12:49 AM (y87Qq)

595 Because the people of New York and California gather for a reason. They are like-minded "concerned" individuals who "just want the best for everyone".

...they couldn't care less about the individual.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:50 AM (Ckg4U)

596 Remember when no one gave a goddamn about a business owner's political identity and just cared if they got a great product/service?
Posted by: exdem13
------------

It's a full-court press by the Left now. The long march is paying off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2018 12:50 AM (nBBdT)

597 That's okay. I think I'll live.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April




maybe, but not as well as if I called.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:50 AM (MTjB1)

598 Guiness is Restaurant-Quality beer.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)
-------------------
I've a book series where one of the main character's things was to have a bottle of Guinness with him all the time. He even throw it periodically at a guy to make him react faster while flying.

They were RFC pilots in the Great War. That's the context.

Posted by: Delaforce and the Lost Battalion. Hopefully the Major doesn't disappear again... at April 20, 2018 12:51 AM (eVIA2)

599
For thode who asked:



https://www.rockauto.com/en/moreinfo.php?pk=4919001

Posted by: Shopgirl #NoLongerRenamedNightSlap at April 20, 2018 12:41 AM (uD43S)

Is the little "shoe" still attached to the glass? In which case, all you need is a small Allen wrench to attach the mirror to the shoe, and one may well come packed with the new mirror.

If you have to glue the shoe to the glass, obtain a package of rear-view mirror adhesive from an auto parts store, and follow the instructions on the package very strictly. All residue of the old adhesive must be removed (razor blade scraper), and the glass cleaned VERY thoroughly. Be sure you don't mount the "shoe" upside down.

It's really an easy job to do yourself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 12:51 AM (efC8N)

600 "maybe, but not as well as if I called.
-Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:50 AM (MTjB1)

Possibly.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:51 AM (Ckg4U)

601 If you look closely above his eye bags, the Sneaky Leaking Weasel Comey has the eyes of a goat (no offense to goats, especially my favorite Duke Fainting Goats).

What does this mean, one might ask? Is he a hybrid satyr? Or a midget satyr on stilts and hiding in blue curtains?

Which brings me to a disturbing drawing I just saw on wiki regarding satyrs:

"A bald, bearded, horse-tailed satyr balances a wine glass on his penis, on an Attic red-figured psykter 500-490 BC." Note: I have no freaking idea what this is.

Anyway, I think I found proof of the first Moron. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen and destroyer of Sneaky Leaking Weasels at April 20, 2018 12:52 AM (J5mzk)

602 https://tinyurl.com/yag77yag

Moron. Probably in good standing.

But...Coors?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2018 12:52 AM (NXsWM)

603 I don't know why the people of California keep
electing governments that hate the very concepts of liberty, prosperity,
security and personal happiness.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 20, 2018 12:47 AM

*******

I'm rather hoping the plan to split CA in three happens... I've seen the proposed new borders, it looks good!

SoCal might need a wall around it, though...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 20, 2018 12:52 AM (e9G8E)

604 Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:49 AM (MTjB1)

My brother and I would chime in, I will be peace. I will be quiet
Then the beating began
Damn we had mouths on us

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2018 12:52 AM (3Pma+)

605
Hits the spot--a meal in a glass.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 20, 2018 12:45 AM (nBr1j)



My Belfast, N.I. born n' raised other half, makes a Steak & Guiness Pie, that's beyond description in how amazingly GOOD it is.

"Meal in a Glass", yeah. Imagine that, melded with the baked in goodness of tender steak tips, veggies, pastry and a freshly poured tall stein of Guiness, with which to wash down the meal.

It's tears to the eyes good, is what it is.

I take care to dine upon such slowly, as to savor every last bite.

And that's 'bout the ONLY hard core Irish fare that's worth a damn in mention.

Otherwise? Gimme some Houston/Cajun cooking, every time.

We KNOW what a spice rack is for.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2018 12:53 AM (QzJWU)

606 Actually I do think roundabouts are quite awesome. When we drove in Ireland they were very easy to navigate

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 20, 2018 12:53 AM (mMeIQ)

607 don't think he appreciated it as much as he should have.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:49 AM (MTjB1)

My Dad really liked when he called me a Smartass if I replied "so you would like me to be a dumbass?"

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 12:53 AM (TGrKk)

608 Nite all time for bed for me. Blood test tomorrow for me, gotta stop eting and drinking. LOL

Be well you Morons.

Posted by: Farmer at April 20, 2018 12:54 AM (yJ1e6)

609 Time for this little grey duck to go to bed.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 20, 2018 12:54 AM (nBr1j)

610 AOP: Followed the link, I agree with hogmartin -- sounds/looks amazing. My car-loving nephew would adore it.

Just scheduled oil change in the am; will show both to the mechanic, have him look at my windshield, and make a rec.

Thanks to all for your input! I'll keep you updated.

Posted by: Shopgirl #NoLongerRenamedNightSlap at April 20, 2018 12:55 AM (uD43S)

611 My brother and I would chime in, I will be peace. I will be quiet
Then the beating began
Damn we had mouths on us
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April



hey, trying to drink the scotch here. that is effing funny.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:55 AM (MTjB1)

612 Well, the Republican party here shat the bed in the mid-90s, the place was overrun by illegals, and many hardworking folks GTFO. It just gets worse and worse. San Francisco is really getting to the point where the tourist industry may crater, which will really hurt the local economy.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 20, 2018 12:55 AM (KAi1n)

613 That looks amazing. Does it just bolt through the headliner or something?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 12:49 AM (y87Qq)

Usually it gets mounted to the trim moulding that surrounds the windshield on the inside. Often by removing moulding screws, and using them to attach the brackets. Some newer cars don't have moulding screws. You could also use two of the mounting shoes for stick-on mirrors, I guess.

I have a spare Wink mirror here. Should try mounting it in one of my vehicles, and see how it holds up to what my memory of it is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 12:55 AM (efC8N)

614 G'Night Teem and Farmer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:56 AM (Ckg4U)

615 Nite all time for bed for me. Blood test tomorrow for me, gotta stop eting and drinking. LOL

Be well you Morons.
Posted by: Farmer
-------------------------------

Is that your smallest needle?!?

Posted by: Ernest P. Worrell at April 20, 2018 12:56 AM (eVIA2)

616 Jim......dont you mean better half

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 20, 2018 12:56 AM (mMeIQ)

617 Actually I do think roundabouts are quite awesome. When we drove in Ireland they were very easy to navigate
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April




they're stupid. designed by and for cheese eating surrender monkeys and their acolytes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:56 AM (MTjB1)

618 My Dad really liked when he called me a Smartass if I replied "so you would like me to be a dumbass?"
Posted by: X-ray at April




heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:57 AM (MTjB1)

619 You're acting like a dick tonight, yankeefifth...

...are you okay?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:58 AM (Ckg4U)

620 Any suggestions on where/who to do the labor? Just any mechanic? The guys at AutoZone?
Posted by: Shopgirl at April 20, 2018 12:31 AM (uD43S)

Stop in at a Safelite shop. They might even do it for free.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 20, 2018 12:58 AM (GzDYP)

621 Actually I do think roundabouts are quite awesome. When we drove in Ireland they were very easy to navigate
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 20, 2018 12:53 AM (mMeIQ)


Yeah, but they grew up there and learned to drive on them. Here, the same people who can't be bothered to slow down for stop signs suddenly panic-brake and emit a geyser of terrified piss when they see the 'yield' sign at a roundabout. And does nobody teach their kids how to heel-toe downshift and apex turn when they get their learner's permit anymore?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 12:58 AM (y87Qq)

622 606 Actually I do think roundabouts are quite awesome. When we drove in Ireland they were very easy to navigate
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 20, 2018 12:53 AM (mMeIQ)


The problem with roundabouts is you want to add them where there's an intersection that can no longer handle traffic due to growth. But they take up more room than intersections, so you can't really add 'em without ripping up the neighborhood.

Posted by: Ace's liver at April 20, 2018 12:59 AM (h2Bdk)

623 Darling Slap! Don't mean to be bitter. Suffered a professional setback this week, so my Neurotic is showing.

Prolly just need a Guinness.

Posted by: Shopgirl #BackToNightSlap-in' at April 20, 2018 12:59 AM (uD43S)

624 I mean... to Hell with Pandas and all that, but what gives?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 12:59 AM (Ckg4U)

625 Y5.....lol......but I will stand by my comment

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 20, 2018 12:59 AM (mMeIQ)

626 don't think he appreciated it as much as he should have.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 12:49 AM (MTjB1)

I suspect that, had I pulled that stunt, I would still have the dent in the side of my head from being smacked across the room.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2018 12:59 AM (NXsWM)

627 True Fact:
if you drink too much Pepsi, you turn into Michael Jackson


Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2018 12:59 AM (jaNjl)

628 You know I still love you, Shopgirl.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 01:00 AM (Ckg4U)

629 573 ... Jim, Unfortunately, the Commonwealth of Virginia, which controls liquor sales, in its wisdom does not sell Tom Sims Bourbon. Bummer. The reviews make it sound like a fantastic bargain.

I'll just have to muddle through with various styles of Wild Turkey, Elmer T. Lee, and George Dickel #12. (Oh yeah, and Islay scotches and Tito's vodka.)

Posted by: JTB at April 20, 2018 01:00 AM (V+03K)

630 Slap.....that is normal Y5

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 20, 2018 01:00 AM (mMeIQ)

631 Actually I do think roundabouts are quite awesome. When we drove in Ireland they were very easy to navigate

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 20, 2018 12:53 AM (mMeIQ)


They take a lot more land and leave useless islands in the middle that need to be maintained.

All in all, roundabouts are a waste and a license for government to waste more property and assume more maintenance costs and responsibilities. We won't even talk about what they would do regarding bicycle paths through the roundabouts.

The simple 4-way stop sign is far superior and can easily be replaced with a light if traffic patterns change in that direction or by taking two of the stop signs out if traffic drops enough.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 01:01 AM (7ieWW)

632 they still make Pepsi?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 20, 2018 01:01 AM (6FqZa)

633 Horde... I have a request. My family has a genetic condition that hits a good portion of us. Some more some less. Some young some older. In all cases it is not treatable and has no cure and is progressive.(takes our balance coordination and speech among other things). In a way we are lucky we have a milder presentation than some. Presently my Mother, myself, my younger brother and my son all have this shitty thing ( Cerebellar Ataxia type 14) There is a foundation that funds research and supports patients ataxia.org... Consider a donation please. They are reputable and do good work for this rare set of diseases. Thank you for reading my request/

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 20, 2018 01:01 AM (0OmEj)

634 >>>My Dad really liked when he called me a Smartass if I replied "so you would like me to be a dumbass?"


Mom would say stop being a smart ass. I told her it was better than being a dumb shit. She smack me one and we would both laugh.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2018 01:02 AM (3Pma+)

635 I was in CA once for 2 -3 days, San Francrisco... Not once in the decades since, have I felt any desire whatsoever to visit again!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 20, 2018 01:02 AM (e9G8E)

636 Apparently Detroit suffered a magnitude 3.6 earthquake tonight. My cousin's husband has put up an image of two lawnchairs, one tipped over with "Michigan Earthquake 2018 Never Forget."

Posted by: buzzion at April 20, 2018 01:02 AM (cAnNx)

637 @125, partial quote: "All I know to do is what God asks of me: to love Him, to share the mercy He has shown me, to walk humbly in His presence.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 19, 2018 10:23 PM (1eSyV)"

Lady Theo, that's one of my favorite verses.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at April 20, 2018 01:02 AM (eOgmF)

638 hogmartin and aces liver......I do agree. But when they are there from the beginning they are so nice to use

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 20, 2018 01:03 AM (mMeIQ)

639 You're acting like a dick tonight, yankeefifth...



Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April




how so?



Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 01:03 AM (MTjB1)

640 And does nobody teach their kids how to heel-toe downshift and apex turn when they get their learner's permit anymore?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 12:58 AM (y87Qq)

I can't use my go-to insults anymore, because nobody knows what they mean.

"You gear-grinding, double-clutching, rust bucket driving son of a bitch!" just doesn't get it done anymore.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2018 01:03 AM (NXsWM)

641 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight.

Happy Friday!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2018 01:03 AM (eMKNe)

642 I was a smartass as a teenager. Dad really should have beat me more.

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 01:04 AM (TGrKk)

643 buzzion.....lol!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 20, 2018 01:05 AM (mMeIQ)

644 The problem with roundabouts is you want to add them
where there's an intersection that can no longer handle traffic due to
growth. But they take up more room than intersections, so you can't
really add 'em without ripping up the neighborhood.

Posted by: Ace's liver at April 20, 2018 12:59 AM (h2Bdk)

The roundabouts (they call them rotundas) in Managua, Nicaragua are the shiznit. Multiple lanes, and often 5 or 6 roads in/out of them. With statues in the middle. And traffic just zooms around them.They really do manage to move a lot of traffic smoothly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 01:05 AM (efC8N)

645 Thank you for reading my request/
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 20, 2018 01:01 AM (0OmEj)

{{{prayers}}}

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2018 01:05 AM (NXsWM)

646 "Slap.....that is normal Y5."
-Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 20, 2018 01:00 AM (mMeIQ)

Okay. I'll drop it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 01:05 AM (Ckg4U)

647 635 I was in CA once for 2 -3 days, San Francrisco... Not once in the decades since, have I felt any desire whatsoever to visit again!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 20, 2018 01:02 AM (e9G8E)

I envy you!

Posted by: Surfperch, Stuck in the Land of Fruit and Nuts at April 20, 2018 01:05 AM (J7NdS)

648 >>they're stupid. designed by and for cheese eating surrender monkeys and their acolyte


I can take you to rural highways in our state where they built these abortions. I hate 98% of all fucking round abouts

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2018 01:05 AM (3Pma+)

649 Jim......dont you mean better half

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 20, 2018 12:56 AM (mMeIQ)



No. Most explicitly, I do not mean that.

Sorry if it sounds cruel, but it is what it is.

Our strengths, in the whole, balance.

And I am going to forego the descriptions of "issues" which define the differences between she and I.

If she were my "better half", she'd be the 'ette commenting here, and I'd be sitting, watching Greys Anatomy on TV, and thinking I was well informed on the issues.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2018 01:06 AM (QzJWU)

650 hogmartin and aces liver......I do agree. But when they are there from the beginning they are so nice to use
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 20, 2018 01:03 AM (mMeIQ)


Please don't misunderstand - I absolutely love driving them. I just hate being behind a line of four cars that all came to a complete stop before they entered them, because that's not how they are supposed to be used at all.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 01:06 AM (y87Qq)

651 you mean because I am adamant that traffic circles are an attempt by europhiles and libtards to create the first circle of hell on earth?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 01:06 AM (MTjB1)

652 636 Apparently Detroit suffered a magnitude 3.6 earthquake tonight. My cousin's husband has put up an image of two lawnchairs, one tipped over with "Michigan Earthquake 2018 Never Forget."
Posted by: buzzion at April 20, 2018 01:02 AM (cAnNx)

We had a guy up here post a photo of his trash can tipped over--same deal. Only our last big one was a 7.8. Still, that doesn't do too much damage here. We are built for it. Detroit not so much.

I can't imagine what will happen to St. Louis when the big one hits. All that brick and no reinforcement. Plus, a big river that moves when it shakes. Ay caramba.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2018 01:07 AM (NXsWM)

653 In Re: Capt. Whittemore and the Marines at Tarawa.

MY GOD! Where do we get such men?


They are everywhere around you; just you and they do not know it until the crunch. Every generation laments how weak their people have become, and are in turn surprised by what their people will do when they hit that crunch.

You can be comforted in the faith that the men of Tarawa, Saratoga, Gettysburg, Belleau Wood, Ia Drang, and Fallujah are always there.

Or you can whine and piss and moan about how *this time* there is no recovery, all is lost and we are all going down. Your choice.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Sonobi With Purchase of Grumbling Gadgets at the Outrage Outlet! at April 20, 2018 01:07 AM (0QYMt)

654 "You gear-grinding, double-clutching, rust bucket driving son of a bitch!"
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2018 01:03 AM (NXsWM)


Pure poetry.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 01:08 AM (y87Qq)

655 *dropped*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 01:08 AM (Ckg4U)

656 Night all.

Here is "You Can't Always Get What You Want" by you know who.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DKhG6NA1Qc

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 20, 2018 01:08 AM (itfg0)

657 I started this gangsta sh*t ...

Posted by: Luke Skywalker at April 20, 2018 01:09 AM (/2ZdL)

658 GNight, Hat!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 01:09 AM (Ckg4U)

659 Night all... don't drink too much now.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 20, 2018 01:09 AM (0OmEj)

660 Wait, what's wrong with double-clutching?

Posted by: save the synchros at April 20, 2018 01:10 AM (/2ZdL)

661 Ok Jim ........sorry

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 20, 2018 01:10 AM (mMeIQ)

662 G'Night, USNtakim.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 01:10 AM (Ckg4U)

663 does nobody teach their kids how to heel-toe downshift and apex turn when they get their learner's permit anymore?
Posted by: hogmartin at April




you know who taught me how to do all of that stuff / wring the performance out of a car? my mom. her whole family was full of racing addicts. she dated a couple of race car drivers. she is hell on wheels. she goes through tires like an indy car driver.

she used to yell at me "is that how I taught you to take a curve"?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 01:10 AM (MTjB1)

664 629 573 ... Jim, Unfortunately, the Commonwealth of Virginia, which controls liquor sales, in its wisdom does not sell Tom Sims Bourbon. Bummer. The reviews make it sound like a fantastic bargain.

Posted by: JTB at April 20, 2018 01:00 AM (V+03K)

Have you asked them to order some for you?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 20, 2018 01:10 AM (GzDYP)

665 651 you mean because I am adamant that traffic circles are an attempt by europhiles and libtards to create the first circle of hell on earth?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 01:06 AM (MTjB1)

I've only seen two roundabouts in the entire state of California in all the years that I've lived here, I don't think the libtards really want them.

Posted by: Surfperch, Stuck in the Land of Fruit and Nuts at April 20, 2018 01:10 AM (J7NdS)

666 Wait, what's wrong with double-clutching?
Posted by: save the synchros at April 20, 2018 01:10 AM (/2ZdL)


It's hard on the pearls.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 01:11 AM (y87Qq)

667 And I would note that Europeans are not the folks anyone wants to look to for driving etiiquette. Most Euros drive like idiots. In fact, driving in most of the world can be a hair-raising experience. US drivers are about the most pleasant and considerate drivers there are.

Well ... we used to be before we started importing the rest of the world, here.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 01:11 AM (7ieWW)

668 you mean because I am adamant that traffic circles are an attempt by europhiles and libtards to create the first circle of hell on earth?
Posted by: yankeefifth
-------------------------
We had two intersections turned into roundabouts in town. People seem to grasp the difference of yielding and stopping at it, though.

If you think about it, the 4-way stop is a bit ineffective, since you have stop at the intersection regardless if there are other cars or not.

The 'bout is always continuously moving, so make you own conclusions.

Posted by: Delaforce and the Lost Battalion. Hopefully the Major doesn't disappear again... at April 20, 2018 01:11 AM (eVIA2)

669 "Our strengths, in the whole, balance."

There is not a better half to a drag racing motor. Balancing is what gives them power and reduces the chance of blowing up.

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 01:11 AM (TGrKk)

670 I can take you to rural highways in our state where they built these abortions. I hate 98% of all fucking round abouts
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April




well they are designed with malicious intent.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 01:12 AM (MTjB1)

671 The little sister picture was so worth the beatdown she got. Those folks in the comments are partly why I left Twitter. No senses of humor anymore.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at April 20, 2018 01:12 AM (yScAF)

672 you mean because I am adamant that traffic circles
are an attempt by europhiles and libtards to create the first circle of
hell on earth?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 01:06 AM (MTjB1)

The problem with traffic circles in North America is mostly caused by politicians, or their hired idiots, who implement traffic circles because they think they look groovy, with little regard for the actual needs of the road users. Edmonton, Alberta, famously has traffic circles with frigging traffic lights on them. Talk about "unclear on the concept".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 01:12 AM (efC8N)

673 Wait, what's wrong with double-clutching?

Posted by: save the synchros at April 20, 2018 01:10 AM (/2ZdL)


Forget it. She's rolling.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 01:12 AM (7ieWW)

674 Good night Hat!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 20, 2018 01:13 AM (mMeIQ)

675 The problem with traffic circles in North America is mostly caused by politicians, or their hired idiots, who implement traffic circles because they think they look groovy, with little regard for the actual needs of the road users. Edmonton, Alberta, famously has traffic circles with frigging traffic lights on them. Talk about "unclear on the concept".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April




yep. lol, traffic circles with traffic lights.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 01:13 AM (MTjB1)

676 Apparently Detroit suffered a magnitude 3.6 earthquake tonight. My cousin's husband has put up an image of two lawnchairs, one tipped over with "Michigan Earthquake 2018 Never Forget."
Posted by: buzzion at April 20, 2018 01:02 AM (cAnNx)

Didn't think to mention that earlier. I never felt a thing. Apparently it was centered at Amherstburg, Ontario.

Posted by: Bill R. at April 20, 2018 01:14 AM (IuYIh)

677 Edmonton, Alberta, famously has traffic circles with frigging traffic lights on them. Talk about "unclear on the concept".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----------------------------
This is beyond wasteful, stupid, and misunderstanding.

Posted by: Delaforce and the Lost Battalion. Hopefully the Major doesn't disappear again... at April 20, 2018 01:14 AM (eVIA2)

678 Wait, what's wrong with double-clutching?


Posted by: save the synchros at April 20, 2018 01:10 AM (/2ZdL)

Nothing, really, and if you drive a vehicle with a crashbox, it's a necessity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 01:14 AM (efC8N)

679 Oh hell yes I always look to Managua Nicaragua for great breakthroughs in civil engineering.

Nothing like a table-clearing planet-cracker every generation or so to even things up in the traffic management department.

They did employ the Jones and Rathbun ACME waste-gas engine for their power plant for a time, so there is that. Surprising as it may sound to modern gastronomes of Central America, not enough people were producing enough waste to keep her powered up. Of all the damn things.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2018 01:15 AM (H5rtT)

680 Y5.....
That is funny about your mom!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 20, 2018 01:16 AM (mMeIQ)

681 This is beyond wasteful, stupid, and misunderstanding.

Posted by: Delaforce and the Lost Battalion. Hopefully the Major doesn't disappear again... at April 20, 2018 01:14 AM (eVIA2)

Well, it's not called "Redmonton" for nothing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 01:16 AM (efC8N)

682 Guinness is for people who are not worthy to drink the beer they named after me:

Arrogant Bastard Ale

arrogantbrewing.com

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2018 01:16 AM (jaNjl)

683 676 Apparently Detroit suffered a magnitude 3.6 earthquake tonight. My cousin's husband has put up an image of two lawnchairs, one tipped over with "Michigan Earthquake 2018 Never Forget."
Posted by: buzzion at April 20, 2018 01:02 AM (cAnNx)

Didn't think to mention that earlier. I never felt a thing. Apparently it was centered at Amherstburg, Ontario.

Posted by: Bill R. at April 20, 2018 01:14 AM (IuYIh)



I'm in Ohio. I've been through many earthquakes apparently. Others have mentioned feeling them. I have never noticed them.

Posted by: buzzion at April 20, 2018 01:17 AM (cAnNx)

684 Apparently Detroit suffered a magnitude 3.6 earthquake tonight. My cousin's husband has put up an image of two lawnchairs, one tipped over with "Michigan Earthquake 2018 Never Forget."
Posted by: buzzion at April 20, 2018 01:02 AM (cAnNx)

Ha!

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 20, 2018 01:17 AM (UXHfL)

685 Wait, what's wrong with double-clutching?

Posted by: save the synchros at April 20, 2018 01:10 AM (/2ZdL)Wait, what's wrong with double-clutching?


Posted by: save the synchros at April 20, 2018 01:10 AM (/2ZdL)




Double Clutching is what you did in a straight-cut gearbox with no synchros, to reduce the amount of metal shavings sheared off into the sump, from when you didn't so maneuver the leftmost pedal.

Synchros are the expression of mechanical genius introduced into the cogs, so as to eliminate the need to master the three pedal dance on the downshift as a routine matter of everyday driving.

And if you want "double clutching" fun, try riding a Suicide Clutch Harley Davidson, with a tank-mounted shifter on a winding, twisty mountain road.

Berserker would have the Pro Tips on *that* ride, all day long and twice on Sundays.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2018 01:17 AM (QzJWU)

686 Nothing, really, and if you drive a vehicle with a crashbox, it's a necessity.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 01:14 AM (efC8N)

Is there anything built after 1960 that requires double clutching?

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 01:17 AM (TGrKk)

687 you know who taught me how to do all of that stuff / wring the performance out of a car? my mom.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 01:10 AM (MTjB1)


Mine taught me to drive a stick on a 1985 Toyota van - the kind where you sit over the engine, it looks like a Star Trek shuttlecraft and you can't tell which end is the front.

She's very much not like yours though, I rode shotgun with her for the first time in years recently and noticed that she lugs the engine something awful. As someone who upshifts at about 4500 RPM, once I noticed that, it drove me fucking bonkers the rest of the ride.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 01:18 AM (y87Qq)

688 Is there anything built after 1960 that requires double clutching?
Posted by: X-ray
----------------------------
I heard semi-trucks still have double-clutching.

Posted by: Delaforce and the Lost Battalion. Hopefully the Major doesn't disappear again... at April 20, 2018 01:18 AM (eVIA2)

689 Is there anything built after 1960 that requires double clutching?

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 01:17 AM (TGrKk)


I believe you have to double clutch with a Segway.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 01:19 AM (7ieWW)

690 I'm in Ohio. I've been through many earthquakes apparently. Others have mentioned feeling them. I have never noticed them.
Posted by: buzzion at April 20, 2018 01:17 AM (cAnNx)

I felt minor ones in Korea numerous times but if I felt anything tonight I don't remember it.

Posted by: Bill R. at April 20, 2018 01:20 AM (IuYIh)

691 Edmonton, Alberta, famously has traffic circles with frigging traffic lights on them. Talk about "unclear on the concept".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Try cross-over lanes at highway diamond intersections. Supposedly makes it easier for left hand turns to the on ramps.

Instead of just a traffic light at the on / off ramps all lanes cross over to the left side of the road, and then back to the right at the next set of on / off ramps. So just under the highway, the secondary road is driving on the opposite side of the road.

A traffic circle on acid.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 20, 2018 01:20 AM (V1D0R)

692 Y5.....
That is funny about your mom!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April




Very true. When I was driving with my dad he would inquire as to "what the hell are you doing"? my answer would be something along the lines of "Mom said you are supposed to stomp on the accelerator when you are coming out of a curve."

hilarity often ensued when we got home.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 01:20 AM (MTjB1)

693 Oh hell yes I always look to Managua Nicaragua for great breakthroughs in civil engineering.

Nothing like a table-clearing planet-cracker every generation or so to even things up in the traffic management department.

They
did employ the Jones and Rathbun ACME waste-gas engine for their power
plant for a time, so there is that. Surprising as it may sound to modern
gastronomes of Central America, not enough people were producing enough
waste to keep her powered up. Of all the damn things.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2018 01:15 AM (H5rtT)

I guess a lot of the old city that fell down was just abandoned, and they built new in the then-outskirts. Seems to have just grown organically. But the rotundas seem well-planned. Not all the streets are. Some are impossibly narrow. I got used to driving in it OK.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 01:21 AM (efC8N)

694 I'm getting too surly and I certainly don't want to piss-off Y5. I like the dude.

I must bow-out, non-graciously.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 01:21 AM (Ckg4U)

695 they still make Pepsi?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 20, 2018 01:01 AM (6FqZa)

Now with human fetal cells for artificial flavorings.

Posted by: Monk at April 20, 2018 01:21 AM (pOqmx)

696 I believe you have to double clutch with a Segway.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 01:19 AM (7ieWW)
Is that type of double clutching to make sure your balls don't fall off?

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 01:22 AM (TGrKk)

697 Try cross-over lanes at highway diamond intersections. Supposedly makes it easier for left hand turns to the on ramps.



Instead of just a traffic light at the on / off ramps all lanes
cross over to the left side of the road, and then back to the right at
the next set of on / off ramps. So just under the highway, the secondary
road is driving on the opposite side of the road.



A traffic circle on acid.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 20, 2018 01:20 AM (V1D0R)

St. George, Utah has that. Seems exceedingly pointless.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 01:22 AM (efC8N)

698 Big Concrete needs to have as many round-the-housers built as they can get right now, because this wicked system of things is about to come crashing down.

Before you can have self-driving cars, you have to have AI take over all the traffic control, just like in the original Italian Job movie. And once you have all the traffic controls looking down the street to see if the light has to change, you won't even need the self-driving cars because you will save so much on fuel, brake linings, and pinion seals for Suburbans, we'll be awash in credit.

You apply half the computing horsepower needed for self-drive AI to synchronizing traffic controls, and you'll never need another King's Acre worth of traffic circle.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2018 01:22 AM (H5rtT)

699 Back in the day, my first cars were all manual transmissions. I bought my parents 71 Chrysler 300 and my first panic stop I hit the brake pedal with both feet. All four wheels locked up and that big old tank stopped on a dime. Almost put me through the windshield.

Posted by: Bill R. at April 20, 2018 01:23 AM (IuYIh)

700 Is that type of double clutching to make sure your balls don't fall off?

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 01:22 AM (TGrKk)


If you're on a Segway that means your balls have already fallen off.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2018 01:23 AM (7ieWW)

701 I felt minor ones in Korea numerous times but if I felt anything tonight I don't remember it.
Posted by: Bill R. at April 20, 2018 01:20 AM (IuYIh)


I only noticed the 2008 one because I felt my cats jump up on the foot of the bed, except they didn't. I just figured I was half awake until I heard about it on the news.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 01:24 AM (y87Qq)

702 At 1:51 I drink 151! I ain't in no ways tired!

Posted by: Hillary 2020! at April 20, 2018 01:25 AM (JHwDP)

703 Mine taught me to drive a stick on a 1985 Toyota van - the kind where you sit over the engine, it looks like a Star Trek shuttlecraft and you can't tell which end is the front.

She's very much not like yours though, I rode shotgun with her for the first time in years recently and noticed that she lugs the engine something awful. As someone who upshifts at about 4500 RPM, once I noticed that, it drove me fucking bonkers the rest of the ride.
Posted by: hogmartin at April




the toyota previas were great vans.



yeah, once you notice someone shifting at the wrong point it will drive you nuts.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 01:25 AM (MTjB1)

704 694 I'm getting too surly and I certainly don't want to piss-off Y5. I like the dude.

I must bow-out, non-graciously.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 01:21 AM (Ckg4U)

'Night Slap!

Posted by: Surfperch, Stuck in the Land of Fruit and Nuts at April 20, 2018 01:26 AM (J7NdS)

705 Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 20, 2018 01:01 AM (0OmEj)

---
forwarded to Fenlon Spoke, keeper of the prayer list these days.

my best wishes to you and yours. may science find an answer, and, until then, may prayer comfort you and bring you succor.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2018 01:27 AM (jaNjl)

706 Is there anything built after 1960 that requires double clutching?

Requires, no.

Does even a synchromesh transmission engage more slickly and enjoyably when you do the pedal dance? Absolutely.

A few modern manuals actually do the job for you and blip the throttle automatically on the downshift.

Although at that point, why? Just buy the auto if you're going to let the computer screw with the gas on you.

Posted by: yes, it's faster, no, it's not more fun at April 20, 2018 01:29 AM (/2ZdL)

707 The first cars I helped my 2 daughters (born 87 and 89) buy had manual transmissions. A little of that decision was being a cheap bastard. But mostly it was they should be able to drive a stick shift car.

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 01:30 AM (TGrKk)

708 you know what sucks? traffic circles / roundabouts.

Nothing takes me faster from *Ho-hum, chilling out, just driving listening to Air Supply" to "IT'S A FUCKING CIRCLE YOU ASSHOLE, YOU'VE BEEN DRAWING THEM SINCE YOU WERE TWO! ELEVENTY!" than a traffic circle. They work great if people aren't (small m) morons. I have no trouble navigating them. But....

People are morons.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 20, 2018 01:30 AM (CTvSA)

709 I'm rather hoping the plan to split CA in three happens... I've seen the proposed new borders, it looks good!

SoCal might need a wall around it, though...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 20, 2018 12:52 AM (e9G8E)

That would be almost a guaranteed +3/4 D senators.

I could maybe see splitting CA in two, if at the same time some of the other larger states like Texas were split as well. Or combine some of the stupidly small east coast states.

Plus 52 stars on the flag would be a pain.

Posted by: Sjg at April 20, 2018 01:33 AM (gDSJf)

710 Minivans are, in terms of utility, the best vehicles in the world. But I would not get caught in one.

I had my car in the shop and I was driving my parents minivan. My only instance of flipping the bird was in that vehicle. Getting the finger from a big angry nerd in a minivan must be worse somehow.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 20, 2018 01:34 AM (rnAwa)

711 The first cars I helped my 2 daughters (born 87 and 89) buy had manual transmissions. A little of that decision was being a cheap bastard. But mostly it was they should be able to drive a stick shift car.
Posted by: X-ray at April




wise man. first, girls that know how to drive a manual well are cool. second, itis a good idea to teach your girls how to do that in the event that they ever have to in an emergency. third, nothing more humiliating to a guy than having to let the girl drive because he does not know how to drive a manual.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 01:35 AM (MTjB1)

712 well, just because you want to split your state up does not mean you get to. the other states get to vote on that. giving california the option to add 4 more senators is a non-starter.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 01:36 AM (MTjB1)

713
Although at that point, why? Just buy the auto if you're going to let the computer screw with the gas on you.

Posted by: yes, it's faster, no, it's not more fun at April 20, 2018 01:29 AM (/2ZdL)




Cars are so good nowdays, that I'm OK with the computertranny doing all of the deciding.

I can concentrate on the line, apex and smooth throttle and brake stuff.

When I want to be more mechanically engaged, it's motorcycle time.

Add that 3d dimension which is the combination of lean angle, gyroscopic procession and slip angle, and now we're at a far more pure man/machine interface.

https://tinyurl.com/ycs7z6m6



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2018 01:37 AM (QzJWU)

714 I was raised and educated to believe that earthquakes were geologically impossible in Ohio. The caverns, the limestone, the mound builders, I don't know, but parents, scientists, ministers all got together on that one. Sure the weather sucks and we have tornadoes, and yes that one storm really was a hurricane that took a wrong turn, and, Lake Effect, but at least we don't have Those Things.

And that is how I came to be in a restaurant built in a former water reservoir beneath the Scioto River when I experienced my first local earthquake. The next one knocked a couple of letters off the sign in front of my building, and had its epicenter directly under the physics department of my high school which I found curiously fitting.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2018 01:38 AM (H5rtT)

715 But mostly it was they should be able to drive a stick shift car.
Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 01:30 AM (TGrKk)


Agreed, there are just some basic skills that, even if you aren't that good at them, everyone should just have. Driving a manual, changing a tire, applying a tourniquet, winning a rap battle, using a fire extinguisher, knowing where the gas shut-off is in the house, just basic things like that can be the difference between a hair-on-fire emergency and an inconvenience.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 01:38 AM (y87Qq)

716 I don't like change so roundabouts suck. I navigate them fine. And 1 out of 4 improves traffic. The other 3 are welfare to some family member of a politician.

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 01:39 AM (TGrKk)

717 Didn't think to mention that earlier. I never felt a thing. Apparently it was centered at Amherstburg, Ontario.

Posted by: Bill R. at April 20, 2018 01:14 AM (IuYIh)

Amherstburg. Right across from Gibraltar. All of Downriver could have been lost.
Blasted Canadians and their stiff upper lip, eh?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Sonobi With Purchase of Grumbling Gadgets at the Outrage Outlet! at April 20, 2018 01:40 AM (0QYMt)

718 But mostly it was they should be able to drive a stick shift car.

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 01:30 AM (TGrKk)



Agreed, there are just some basic skills that, even if you aren't
that good at them, everyone should just have. Driving a manual, changing
a tire, applying a tourniquet, winning a rap battle, using a fire
extinguisher, knowing where the gas shut-off is in the house, just basic
things like that can be the difference between a hair-on-fire emergency
and an inconvenience.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 01:38 AM (y87Qq)


The Hogg generation is lucky it can wipe it's own ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 20, 2018 01:40 AM (aMlLZ)

719 3 Calis vs 2Calis...

I assume that's the crazies' idea to keep "balance" in the Senate? If you do it the "State of Jefferson" way and just split off the conservative end, you gain 2 conservative Senators. If you also divide the crazy part in half, you gain 2 conservatives and 2 crazies.

Same reason you won't see the northeastern flyspeck states merging, unless they merge some of the more-cows-than-humans states in flyover country at the same time.

Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2018 01:41 AM (JGBbg)

720 The best use of Roundabouts, is to send an equal number of carloads of Crips, Bloods and MS-13 thugs into them.

And allow them to continue shooting till all ammo is expended.

The Pay per View revenues would be astounding.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2018 01:42 AM (QzJWU)

721 Hadn't thought about the senator issue in CA's proposed split...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 20, 2018 01:43 AM (e9G8E)

722 Mine taught me to drive a stick on a 1985 Toyota van ---

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 01:25 AM (MTjB1)
---
you ain't no wheres NEAR 29, whippersnapper, and you need to keep a civil tongue in your head amongst yer elders, 'lest you want a whuppin'!

i repoed one of those, back in the day.

opened the unlocked gate (legal), slim jimmed the door, put the blank key in the ignition to "impression" it, and the lock turned over on the blank:

the key cuts were apparently 1-1-1-1-1.

'bout the easiest GTA4pay i ever did.

pushed out, down the street, fired it up, took it back to the shop, then back to the hunt.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2018 01:43 AM (jaNjl)

723 Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2018 01:42 AM (QzJWU)
---
you left out Goalkeeper 30MMs on the perimeters to clear the field between innings.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2018 01:45 AM (jaNjl)

724 you ain't no wheres NEAR 29, whippersnapper, and you need to keep a civil tongue in your head amongst yer elders, 'lest you want a whuppin'!

i repoed one of those, back in the day.

opened the unlocked gate (legal), slim jimmed the door, put the blank key in the ignition to "impression" it, and the lock turned over on the blank:

the key cuts were apparently 1-1-1-1-1.

'bout the easiest GTA4pay i ever did.

pushed out, down the street, fired it up, took it back to the shop, then back to the hunt.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April

lol.


also, that wasn't my mom, that was hogmartin's.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 01:47 AM (MTjB1)

725 you ain't no wheres NEAR 29
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2018 01:43 AM (jaNjl)


Nope.

The Ridley Scott documentary Alien is older than me by a few months.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 01:48 AM (y87Qq)

726 I say, let Cali secede from the Union, and wait for a opening to plunge through and retake it back; just like the Civil War.

Lincoln held troops at Fort Sumter in South Carolina, Confederates sieged it, Lincoln then turned tot he tables by only sending supplies and food to Fort, instead of attacking the South. This put the blame of war of Jefferson Davis, who attacked Fort Sumter, INSTEAD of Lincoln.

This unified the Union and made people believe they were trying to preserve it.

Posted by: Delaforce and the Lost Battalion. Hopefully the Major doesn't disappear again... at April 20, 2018 01:48 AM (eVIA2)

727 "Driving a manual, changing a tire, applying a tourniquet,"

I made my daughters pay me to fix their cars by being next to me when I did repairs. They may not have learned enough to replace an alternator or do a brake job. But they sure as hell knew how to put a spare tire on. Hell one of my daughters walked her male cousin through trouble shooting his furnace problem.

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 01:48 AM (TGrKk)

728 The Ridley Scott documentary Alien is older than me by a few months.
Posted by: hogmartin at April




still wonder how he was able to capture all that footage without the crew or the alien noticing his team.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 01:49 AM (MTjB1)

729 ...you left out Goalkeeper 30MMs on the perimeters to clear the field between innings.


Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2018 01:45 AM (jaNjl)




Nah, that's too... conventional.

A-10s above, picking off the damaged and wounded, apace.

We're talking Prime Time here, remember?



/snrk


Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2018 01:49 AM (QzJWU)

730 They may not have learned enough to replace an alternator or do a brake job...
Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 01:48 AM (TGrKk)


But if they can tell if the issue is the radiator or the alternator, and not get taken to the cleaners on a brake job, they're already head and shoulders above most of their age bracket.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 01:51 AM (y87Qq)

731 Well, my rum and cola is all used up, and i am going to toddle off to bed. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 01:51 AM (efC8N)

732 here in #Failifornia, except for the most professional car thieves, the best anti-theft device you can have is a clutch pedal.

it won't stop a tow truck or a flatbed, but even the flojos at the valet can't drive them. they always have on viejo who knows, but the rest are clueless.

too bad MB stopped making a pure clutch in her favorite ride last model year. now any asshole can drive it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2018 01:53 AM (jaNjl)

733 Well, my rum and cola is all used up, and i am going to toddle off to bed. Be well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2018 01:51 AM (efC8N)


'night. I might as well go stare at the ceiling for six hours too, in a few.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 01:54 AM (y87Qq)

734 here in #Failifornia, except for the most professional car thieves, the best anti-theft device you can have is a clutch pedal.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2018 01:53 AM (jaNjl)


I even got some stickers for mine:

https://stoatnet.org/antitheft.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2018 01:55 AM (y87Qq)

735 I learned how to drive a clutch on a Ford 8N.

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 01:56 AM (TGrKk)

736 First car I owned was an '88 Plymouth Horizon four-door hatch back with a five-speed (not drove - owned.) That was an awesome little car - I could put it into fifth gear at 35 miles an hour and do 1100 rpm when 1000 was idle; the cargo capacity of the "econobox" design was amazing; with a limber girlfriend just putting down the back seat and moving the front passenger seat forward made for an agreeable end to the evening, and by that time all of the bugs had really been worked out and the Horizon/Omni were good to go. (I recall reading that Chrysler was going to stop production of the Horizon/Omni but reconsidered when it was pointed out that the design was unchanged, the engineering was already done, the dies and tools were already depreciated, and that they were still selling lots of them, and at this point they had hit the Neverland of having a tiny car that did not cost more to make than it was selling for. IIRC Chrysler was actually starting to make a few bucks - not many, just a few - on each Horizon/Omni.

And if you ask me "Would you like one, today, as a second car?" I would say "Oh fuck yes, of course."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Sonobi With Purchase of Grumbling Gadgets at the Outrage Outlet! at April 20, 2018 01:57 AM (0QYMt)

737 I know how to drive a manual, and not one of those "automatic-manual" things ya keep talking about. First I've heard of such things.

I also still remember how to divide without a calculator. I don't think my fellow "comrades" can remember that.

Is this how it feels to be older than those who are as old as you?

Posted by: Delaforce and the Lost Battalion. Hopefully the Major doesn't disappear again... at April 20, 2018 02:00 AM (eVIA2)

738 Hadn't thought about the senator issue in CA's proposed split...

You can bet the Left has. The way it's proposed it would give us 6 D(ouchebag) Senators instead of 2. No thank you.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 20, 2018 02:01 AM (vFKpB)

739 I use the clutch to make the cargo.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 20, 2018 02:02 AM (kLBhp)

740 You can bet the Left has. The way it's proposed it would give us 6 D(ouchebag) Senators instead of 2. No thank you.
Posted by: Weirddave at April




yep.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 02:02 AM (MTjB1)

741 You can bet the Left has. The way it's proposed it would give us 6 D(ouchebag) Senators instead of 2. No thank you.
Posted by: Weirddave
------------------------------------------
So, wait... You mean to tell me that the three-state proposal is just an another socialist ruse?

God damn these commies!!

Posted by: Delaforce and the Lost Battalion. Hopefully the Major doesn't disappear again... at April 20, 2018 02:04 AM (eVIA2)

742 I kinda feel bad for the David Hogg's of the world. My dad taught me to shoot guns. Had tractors and snowmobiles etc for me to play with/wreck/fix. And both Mom and Dad let me be a little feral.

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 02:04 AM (TGrKk)

743 the paddle shifters are fun but you feel stupid using them. the car will probably know what to do and do it faster than you can anyway. you do find some use for them downshifting but not much on the way up.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 02:05 AM (MTjB1)

744 The Left can have three Californias if they are willing to sacrifice Delaware and Rhode Island on that altar.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 20, 2018 02:07 AM (6FqZa)

745 when i joined the CA ARNG, i was driving vehicles made when i was in grade school...and likely designed prior to my less than immaculate infliction.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2018 02:08 AM (jaNjl)

746 you can be sure the californians will want to count mexicans as 3/5 citizen for house representatives too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 02:09 AM (MTjB1)

747 "immaculate infliction."

So your parents were punished with you as their child.

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 02:11 AM (TGrKk)

748 Seven Corners VA needs a traffic circle.

Posted by: Jean at April 20, 2018 02:12 AM (LM5QY)

749 "immaculate infliction."

So your parents were punished with you as their child.
Posted by: X-ray at April




well, the worst of it was that it was not even any fun for his dad.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 02:13 AM (MTjB1)

750 *this* "quake"?

LOL!

https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/
eventpage/us1000dny9#executive

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2018 02:13 AM (jaNjl)

751 well, the worst of it was that it was not even any fun for his dad.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 02:13 AM (MTjB1)

Don't let god hear you say that.

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 02:14 AM (TGrKk)

752 I must have been thinking about our situation in reddish Upstate Newyorkistan, where many of us would rather be free of the downstate and Hudson Valley areas...

And Ithaca, etc.!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 20, 2018 02:16 AM (e9G8E)

753 So your parents were punished with you as their child.

Posted by: X-ray at April 20, 2018 02:11 AM (TGrKk)
---
from my POV, i was punished for having them as my parents.

nothing like having your alleged mother wailing and otherwise beating on you, pulling your hair 'til the roots come out, etc, whilst screeching that you are "just like your father" when you are in the tweens or just past, until she runs out of steam or it;s time for him to show up.

WTF else are you supposed to be?


Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2018 02:22 AM (jaNjl)

754 And if you ask me "Would you like one, today, as a second car?" I would say "Oh fuck yes, of course."


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Sonobi With Purchase of Grumbling Gadgets at the Outrage Outlet! at April 20, 2018 01:57 AM (0QYMt)


My 90 year old aunt still has hers that she bought new. She still drives and is sharp as a tack. She gets asked all the time if she wants to sell the car, but she'll never let it go.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 20, 2018 02:27 AM (aMlLZ)

755 well, the worst of it was that it was not even any fun for his dad.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 02:13 AM (MTjB1)
---
it isn't, to this day: he's legally blind, has been since birth. she moves things without telling him, refuses to take him to public events, and, when he threw 2 strokes, back to back a few NYE's ago, sat and looked at him for hours before deigning to call 911, instead of just taking him to the office in the morning. (she decided she couldn't move him herself, which is why she finally called) her words.

i'm not sure Hell has a fire hot enough.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2018 02:28 AM (jaNjl)

756 Re: "19 Fascinating Animal Facts That Will Blow Your Mind"

The animal fact that has most disturbed me is how koalas feed their young, and that was not on the list.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2018 02:29 AM (/qEW2)

757 i'm not sure Hell has a fire hot enough.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2018 02:28 AM (jaNjl)

I feel you.

My mom should never have had kids.

She was the princess in her family, spoiled and entitled. Having five kids was not exactly on her radar.

I grew up with the phrase, "Go outside, all of you, you damned kids." She is still the prickliest pickle on the planet.

Luckily she has forgotten how angry she used to be, but she still finds ways to be odious.

The good news is that it doesn't have to bother me any more. It is entirely possible to leave that behind you, and I do. I still take the fourth commandment seriously, but I also know that I can honor her and still not let her victimize me. I just wish she could be nicer to my son, but it isn't going to happen, so I let that go, too.

You can get past this. She is not you.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2018 02:33 AM (NXsWM)

758 You can get past this. She is not you.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2018 02:33 AM (NXsWM)
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true dat:

/me pulls pin, lets handle fly, counts to 2.5 and throws from cover...

FRAG OUT!


Posted by: redc1c4, 11H10 long, long ago at April 20, 2018 02:43 AM (jaNjl)

759 Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2018 02:33 AM (NXsWM)

Her life is not you, nor your children.

The best part about being American is you get to decide.
Where you want to be.
Who you want to be.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Sonobi With Purchase of Grumbling Gadgets at the Outrage Outlet! at April 20, 2018 03:05 AM (0QYMt)

760 The Correia pimp hand strikes again. Dan rightfully chickens out and cowers in his cubicle.

I hope the moving cow poop to a sewer is apocryphal. If true, I have nothing in common with New York elites. They are isolated from reality. Dangerously divorced.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 20, 2018 03:30 AM (e1mEI)

761
712 well, just because you want to split your state up does not mean you get to. the other states get to vote on that. giving california the option to add 4 more senators is a non-starter.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2018 01:36 AM (MTjB1)

Merge with another state. North Cal moves to Oregon. East Cal moves to Nevada.
Wait one .... Okay, that's already happening. Never mind.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 20, 2018 03:35 AM (e1mEI)

762 The Hockey Girl is adorable . . .
But, my first date with NavyDad was a hockey game. Actually, it was a 'do over' of the first date where he stood me up because the hockey game went into overtime and it was dime beer night.

I ask you 'ettes, how many of you would have given this guy a second chance? But he was a friend of my friend's boyfriend. As a blind date, he came highly recommended. And the first time I laid eyes on him, I knew he was The One.

Long story short, we were married 2 years later. Our 40th anniversary is coming up. I'm warming up to ice hockey.

Posted by: NavyMom at April 20, 2018 03:40 AM (Oelm8)

763 Okay, that's it. My wisdom has been drained by alcoholic beverages. Anything else is the liquor talking.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 20, 2018 03:40 AM (e1mEI)

764 Accounted for but chores first, its chilly out not much above freezing.

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2018 03:54 AM (aC6Sd)

765 If cows openly defecate, won't that spread e coli? It also releases methane.

Posted by: Al Gore at April 20, 2018 04:26 AM (2835Q)

766 #3.5 Westminsterdogshow.

...what a beautiful spirit and a wonderful soul.

I can truly call her my Friend.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 04:28 AM (Ckg4U)

767 P.S.:
I'm not wearing pants.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 04:31 AM (Ckg4U)

768 >>>Bad. Ass.

All asses are bad by default. I prefer to have a virtuous ass.

Posted by: Al Gore at April 20, 2018 04:31 AM (2835Q)

769 "All asses are bad by default. I prefer to have a virtuous ass."
-Posted by: Al Gore at April 20, 2018 04:31 AM (2835Q)

...says the guy who wants to rape me with bullshit science.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 20, 2018 04:37 AM (Ckg4U)

770 Naming a section of I25 near mile high stadium honoring TFG.
-----

If they put a rest stop along there, and I'm ever in the area, I'll make sure to stop and take a piss in his honor.

Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 20, 2018 12:30 AM (Q7M5N)


I could get behind a Barack Obama Memorial Highway.

As for taking a piss at a rest stop just because, I think the city/state is going to have to put port-a-johns next to every 'Barack Obama Highway' sign as I don't think people are going to wait for a rest stop.

Posted by: RickZ at April 20, 2018 04:46 AM (oD9Tw)

771 "All asses are bad by default. I prefer to have a virtuous ass."

-Posted by: Al Gore at April 20, 2018 04:31 AM (2835Q)


I don't know; the ass in Shrek was able to sweet-talk a dragon! Now that may not have been a virtuous ass, but that donkey was a very useful ass!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Sonobi With Purchase of Grumbling Gadgets at the Outrage Outlet! at April 20, 2018 04:46 AM (0QYMt)

772 If might be Friday, don't know yet

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2018 05:05 AM (aC6Sd)

773 >>>Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Sonobi With Purchase of Grumbling Gadgets at the Outrage Outlet!

Funny, I cannot recall the exact date that Sonobi went away. I'd have thought there'd be much rejoicing and it would have stuck in my mind.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2018 05:09 AM (/qEW2)

774 Hahahaha; The Philadelphia police chief goes on record a bazillion times citing Starbucks' policy, straight from the top, that nobody has to buy anything to occupy seats in the shops. He seems nice enough; just stunned to have learned, now, that this is the policy of a business

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iHswQmC6sY

Posted by: m at April 20, 2018 05:12 AM (ecMDh)

775 Sono- bitch is still somewhere I frequent.

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2018 05:12 AM (aC6Sd)

776 Sorry, but gotta correct the otherwise excellent account of the gentleman at Lexington. The Brown Bess is .75 caliber; the French Charleville musket (which we copied and used up to the American Civil War) was .69 caliber.

Posted by: Brian Swisher at April 20, 2018 05:13 AM (CxwVj)

777 I created Pope Frankie and sent him back in time to destroy Catholicism, just for the lulz.

Posted by: Skynet at April 20, 2018 05:14 AM (/qEW2)

778 AT artical about Eric Holder running for President.

Oh Eric please please with sugar on top run.

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2018 05:15 AM (aC6Sd)

779 Brian I was going to point that out, French Charleville's were 69, Brown Bess Short Land Pattern are 75.

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2018 05:19 AM (aC6Sd)

780
About the cows shitting outside thing:

I had a business with a little 'bout quarter acre plot of open space in the back. One day a black employee who lived in Philly came to me all excited. He wanted to ask me something. Out back. He pointed to a spot on the ground where a wild strawberry plant was growing, a fairly decent size strawberry on it.

"Is that how you get strawberries?" he asked. "They grow on the ground like that?"

I assured him they did in fact grow on the ground but I wouldn't suggest eating a wild one. He was simply amazed at the idea. Food growing up out of the ground.

Perhaps this is a major part of the reason leftists dominate our major cities... because they're just that fvcking clueless. That all the food they consume came from some mysterious process.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 20, 2018 05:19 AM (LOgQ4)

781 "You founded this company to foster human experience." (CBS This Morning person to a Starbucks head honcho, who says, in reply, "Yes.")

Starting at 10:15 in this Sargon of Akkad video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXQUAeGSVNU

O.k., then.

Posted by: m at April 20, 2018 05:25 AM (ecMDh)

782 Well now that the comey memos have finally been released we know why Rudy was added to team Trump. He is the fixer who will shut down meuller's sham investigation.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 20, 2018 05:37 AM (+Dllb)

783 Well Starbucks sure is getting a big dose of human experience so he should be proud he succeeded.
And in May they will dish out a whole lot more human experience to their employees.

Have a gteat day horde, and go to Wawa instead and avoid Starbuck's

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2018 05:38 AM (aC6Sd)

784 >>>That all the food they consume came from some mysterious process.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic


Oats peas beans and barley grows.
Oats peas beans and barley grows.
Not you, nor I, nor anyone knows how
Oats peas beans and barley grows.


But Sherlock is trying to brew beer out of that shit.

Posted by: Carole and Paula at April 20, 2018 05:38 AM (2835Q)

785 Well now that the █████ memos have finally been released we know why ████ was added to team █████. He is the fixer who will shut down █████'s sham investigation.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 20, 2018 05:37 AM

Redacted

Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at April 20, 2018 05:39 AM (LOgQ4)

786 "You founded this company to foster human experience." (CBS This Morning person to a Starbucks head honcho, who says, in reply, "Yes.")



Last thing I said to Seth Rich:

"You want to foster human experience? THEN LET ME GIVE YOU THE VINCE FOSTER HUMAN EXPERIENCE YOU FUCKING INSECT!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 20, 2018 05:49 AM (/qEW2)

787 This Monty Python skit could be interpreted as an allegory as to why illegal immigration is a bad idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GH7pfVvCII

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2018 05:54 AM (/qEW2)

788 And if you ask me "Would you like one, today, as a second car?" I would say "Oh fuck yes, of course."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Sonobi With Purchase of Grumbling Gadgets at the Outrage Outlet! at April 20, 2018 01:57 AM (0QYMt)

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For me it would be an 88 or 89 Dodge Aries.

Posted by: MAGA at April 20, 2018 06:07 AM (LnOh3)

789 yes

Posted by: nope at April 20, 2018 06:07 AM (Ymy4N)

790 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2018 06:11 AM (hyuyC)

791 Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

We could frown and be miserable and the leftists would still be mad that we were not as miserable as they.

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2018 06:14 AM (BdsCV)

792 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2018 06:15 AM (h6BP/)

793 Bruce

It's not really about them, Bruce.

I aver that we can self-medicate to an extent, and a wry appreciation for life helps with the inevitable woes of the human condition.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2018 06:16 AM (hyuyC)

794 Any day above the dirt is a good day.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 20, 2018 06:20 AM (qeI0f)

795 I'm still on vacay on an island in FLA. Big news in the local fish wrap. People are putting garbage in the recycle bins that the garbage trucks pick up!! Oh noes!!! China will not pay top dollar for dirty recycling! We should all be ashamed. Plus those disgusting short term renters are the worst perpetrators of this sin!!

I looked at the 2 cans by our rental. Both the same size. One is green one is blue. No markings on the sides. Guess which one is the recycle?

That's right, the BLUE one. It has an embossed Recycle on the lid that is almost worn flat and can only be read at a certain angle.
Damn dirty tourists...

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2018 06:21 AM (BdsCV)

796 I aver that we can self-medicate to an extent, and a wry appreciation for life helps with the inevitable woes of the human condition.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Exactly. We can do whatever we want, and we piss the off

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2018 06:22 AM (BdsCV)

797 Ahhhh..them off

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2018 06:23 AM (BdsCV)

798 Pissing therm off is part of the fun, Bruce.

Like putting lots of Hillary yard signs in the local cemetery.

Or trying to get enough NRA hats to go to Starbucks and take their tables.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2018 06:24 AM (hyuyC)

799 Ahhhh..them off.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2018 06:25 AM (hyuyC)

800 In YahOOOoo news.

In Comey memos, Trump fixates on hookers...

WTF?
Plus, we need to start believing Comey now? Let alone his "memos"

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2018 06:25 AM (BdsCV)

801 That little sister sign has given me ideas. We can have a lot of fun with that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2018 06:26 AM (hyuyC)

802 If Comey was married, his "wife" should be concerned.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2018 06:27 AM (hyuyC)

803 Or trying to get enough NRA hats to go to Starbucks and take their tables.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Get some MAGA hats to go along with. Have a meeting. Not only don't order anything, have Chikfila delivered. By a guy in a cow costume.

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2018 06:27 AM (BdsCV)

804 I looked at the 2 cans by our rental. Both the same size. One is green one is blue. No markings on the sides. Guess which one is the recycle?

The color green is associated with the planet, so obviously the 'green' thing to do is recycle. What's my prize?

In my area recycle bins are neon red and short, while they provide us with mammoth wheeled 'buggies' for refuse. Grey in colour.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 20, 2018 06:27 AM (LOgQ4)

805 795>> Heh! Maybe you should gently point out that other places use the green bins, because intuitive and remind them your money spends just as easily in other places.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 20, 2018 06:28 AM (qeI0f)

806 In my area recycle bins are neon red and short, while they provide us with mammoth wheeled 'buggies' for refuse. Grey in colour.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic

At home, both of them are green. The recycle is the smaller of the two. Plus it has stickers on it that say Recycle Only.
I also have a big roller bin for yard waste. Guess what stickers it has on it......Yard Waste Only

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2018 06:29 AM (BdsCV)

807 Bruce

Nay. We're the guys that march and pick up after ourselves. We would probably order a food item. not a drink. We want to gxrudgly win converts to being American, not being hateful scolds.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2018 06:30 AM (hyuyC)

808 We talked about this at our last weekly meeting - going to Starbucks. But we like where we are.
We meet at a McAlester's.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2018 06:31 AM (hyuyC)

809 Heh! Maybe you should gently point out that other places use the green bins, because intuitive and remind them your money spends just as easily in other places.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

That's what the wife and I said. You econazis came up with the green is good thing. Plus you have Germans, Canuks, and Englishters around here too. Maybe make sure they know what's what.
If they want to piss off the rest of the tourists they can go ahead. We started coming here in 2003 and have seen it the population swell so much during "season". They still like to refer to themselves as a best kept secret.

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2018 06:33 AM (BdsCV)

810 We have two blue carts, but one has the recycle logo on it. I bought a bin for yard stuff but is was only available unmarked, in fashionable black.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 20, 2018 06:33 AM (qeI0f)

811 Have a great day, everyone.

Enjoy the beauty of Gaia.

May every traffic light turn green as you approach.

Head on a swivel and have a SECDEF Mattis plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2018 06:33 AM (hyuyC)

812 I see Rudy has joined team MAGA to 'negotiate' and end to the Mueller witch hunt in about two weeks. Seems like a politically correct way to say shut down and go home or we're gonna arrest you and your boss.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 20, 2018 06:36 AM (qeI0f)

813 Oh Oh...Trump! is up early....

So General Michael Flynn's life can be totally destroyed while Shadey James Comey can Leak and Lie and make lots of money from a third rate book (that should never have been written). Is that really the way life in America is supposed to work? I don't think so!

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2018 06:36 AM (BdsCV)

814 Mornin'.

Wild strawberries are delicious and perfectly safe to eat. (Unless they're growing someplace that might be contaminated, like near a landfill.)

Those little wild ones are packed with flavor like no store-bought ones. When I was a kid my mom would send the sibs and I out into the field behind our house with Tupperware containers to fill, then we'd have strawberry shortcake for dessert. When I got older I started picking 2 quarts every year and making up the best strawberry jam ever, enough to last the year.

Posted by: The Bullier of Nutria at April 20, 2018 06:37 AM (6qfo/)

815 More Trump!

So exciting! I have agreed to be the Commencement Speaker at our GREAT Naval Academy on May 25th in Annapolis, Maryland. Looking forward to being there.

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2018 06:38 AM (BdsCV)

816 Those little wild ones are packed with flavor like no store-bought ones. When I was a kid my mom would send the sibs and I out into the field behind our house with Tupperware containers to fill, then we'd have strawberry shortcake for dessert. When I got older I started picking 2 quarts every year and making up the best strawberry jam ever, enough to last the year.
Posted by: The Bullier of Nutria

The hardest part of picking them is, I would eat 3 for everyone that made it in the bucket

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2018 06:39 AM (BdsCV)

817
How dare Trump present his personal view to the American public, bypassing our position as gate-keepers of all knowledge of everything.

Posted by: The MSM at April 20, 2018 06:41 AM (LOgQ4)

818 How dare Trump present his personal view to the American public, bypassing our position as gate-keepers of all knowledge of everything.
Posted by: The MSM

You forgot to Harumph!

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2018 06:42 AM (BdsCV)

819 cuck a doodle doo and good morning to you.

Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at April 20, 2018 06:42 AM (yhf6w)

820 cuck a doodle doo and good morning to you.
Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol

That poor SOB. What does he scratch when he first wakes up? It must be frustrating

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2018 06:43 AM (BdsCV)

821
It's almost as if Trump tweets about China and North Korea had some impact. Doesn't he realize that those communist leaders ignore any information NOT IN the New York Times?

Posted by: The MSM at April 20, 2018 06:43 AM (LOgQ4)

822 Well, rain this evening, turning to snow overnight and then sunny and warm on Sunday. And only three more working days till Monday. Shoulda stayed retired.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 20, 2018 06:44 AM (qeI0f)

823 The hardest part of picking them is, I would eat 3 for everyone that made it in the bucket
Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2018 06:39 AM (BdsCV)

That, and you have to scoot around on your haunches to pick the l'il guys. If only they grew a little taller. The big pickin'-day for jam would leave me with sore legs for days.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 20, 2018 06:44 AM (6qfo/)

824 My son told me that old me that in response to the student led gun control assembly in the gym today (It''s not mandatory. Kids can go to lunch instead) some kid he knows is going to wear a tee-shirt in support of the NRA. If that indeed is the case, it's rather ballsy of the kid (in a good way) and I hope that he doesn't get suspended.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 06:44 AM (tpDAe)

825 Wife says at our local Panera the manager told her that anyone is welcome to use the small room of to the side for a private meeting or party as long as you...wait for it...Order some food!

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2018 06:45 AM (BdsCV)

826 And More Trump!!

Nancy Pelosi is going absolutely crazy about the big Tax Cuts given to the American People by the Republicans...got not one Democrat Vote! Here's a choice. They want to end them and raise your taxes substantially. Republicans are working on making them permanent and more cuts!

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2018 06:48 AM (BdsCV)

827 Do you think Trump! tweets in his pajamas?

Does Trump! where pajamas?

These are the kind of things America needs to know!!

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2018 06:50 AM (BdsCV)

828 he student led gun control assembly in the gym today

Oh yeah. Completely organized and led by students. FFS, they should just suspend everyone who skips a class and let them take the hit on their grades.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 20, 2018 06:50 AM (qeI0f)

829
If you're in a small business odds are very high that you have BURNED INTO YOUR FREAKING BRAIN, the revenue numbers you must generate each and every day to pay yourself, your employees, your taxes, your rent, your electricity, your power, your heat, your air conditioning, your assorted insurances, and on and on.

I have absolutely no sympathy for dead-beats who want to park themselves at a table and purchase nothing.

National divorce. Needed.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 20, 2018 06:50 AM (LOgQ4)

830 And even more Trump!


Looks like OPEC is at it again. With record amounts of Oil all over the place, including the fully loaded ships at sea, Oil prices are artificially Very High! No good and will not be accepted!

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2018 06:51 AM (BdsCV)

831 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 20, 2018 06:50 AM (qeI0f)

It's being held during lunch-so they won't have to skip a class. I could-if I wanted to-write an e-mail to the Principal-but it will do no good, I'm too tired to do that and my kid will graduate in two months.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 06:53 AM (tpDAe)

832
Yeggs McMuffin needs to be greeted henceforth with this cheer -

DEAD BEAT!
DEAD BEAT!
DEAD BEAT!
...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 20, 2018 06:57 AM (pNxlR)

833 Co-workers shrink their fellow employees desk while he's on vacation. I think it's a very clever prank:

https://tinyurl.com/y9k8ymv8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 06:57 AM (tpDAe)

834 It's being held during lunch-so they won't have to skip a class.

I hear ya. When our last kid was approaching the end of his HS years we were the same way.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 20, 2018 06:58 AM (qeI0f)

835 Good lord. I'm in the Nashville airport and CNN is on most TVs. I'm guessing they count everyone who walks by EACH tv as a unique viewer.

Posted by: Toddler at April 20, 2018 06:59 AM (q+UQC)

836
Home movies from Yeggs McMuffin's young life -

https://youtu.be/9x_FzCWl2nc

(He first shows up around 0:22)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 20, 2018 07:00 AM (pNxlR)

837 Made my second trip in a week to Crystal Lake IL, where they just so happen to have a Chik fil A. So, second visit was as good as the first, although I had a salad instead of chicken, and lemonade instead of a milkshake.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 20, 2018 07:01 AM (lwiT4)

838

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 20, 2018 07:01 AM (1pxH0)

839
Those little wild ones are packed with flavor like no store-bought ones.


Very true! The difference is astonishing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 20, 2018 07:04 AM (pNxlR)

840 If that indeed is the case, it's rather ballsy of the kid (in a good way) and I hope that he doesn't get suspended.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 06:44 AM (tpDAe)
===========================
They're sort of inviting it! Would they really suspend him for an NRA shirt?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 20, 2018 07:05 AM (rBnYq)

841
Everyone who walks through the doors of an establishment enacts a cost to that business. The hinges on the door, the carpeting or flooring material, the fabric on the seat, the tabletop or tablecloth. The employee who cleans the toilet and bathroom, wipes the tables, cleans the glass.

This boneheaded squatters rights movement is wrong and the Democrats should tell these people to STFU, STFD and order something. But they won't. They want to 'discover' racism where there is none. As a divide. The word for that is that they are 'divisive' -- as an election strategy. It's reprehensible.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 20, 2018 07:08 AM (LOgQ4)

842 Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 20, 2018 07:05 AM (rBnYq

I don't think so, but some other kid at another school (can't recall where) got suspended for some pro 2nd amendment shirt.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2018 07:08 AM (tpDAe)

843

EM WILD STRAWBERRY FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 20, 2018 07:11 AM (1pxH0)

844 Le NOOD

It be here

And shit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 20, 2018 07:15 AM (6t8+a)

845 Particularly excellent ONT, WeirdDave.

Posted by: mputtre at April 20, 2018 08:16 AM (isGHK)

Trump: I'm Not Paying Federal Dollars to the California National Guard for the "Charade" of Deploying to the Border to Then Sit On Their Thumbs

Jerry Brown is trying some bizarre half-measure where he'll send the National Guard to the border but on orders that they will not assist in border enforcement.

Trump is right to deny him the cover of this "charade."

Eh, maybe mobilize active duty federal troops to the border in their place. (Is that allowed? I imagine so but do not know.)

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:18 PM




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1 Oy.

Posted by: Adriane the Game Theory Critic ... at April 19, 2018 08:11 PM (AoK0a)

2 My aura smiles and never frowns.

Posted by: Governor Jerry Brown at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (H5knJ)

3 I do not know either.

Posted by: Soona at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (sMYVz)

4 nutria!!!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (hMwEB)

5

How dare the president insult the California National Guard!!....will be the Fake News spin on this.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:13 PM (tFDiW)

6 Urethra Franklin

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 08:13 PM (89T5c)

7 This is posturing. He has been around long enough to know that Trump can federalize those troops with the stroke of a pen. He's just trying to look good to his constituency. Once Trump federalizes them, he is their commander-in-chief. This is Trump's Air Traffic Controllers moment. Awesomeness awaits.

Posted by: Moonbeam's Worst Nightmare at April 19, 2018 08:13 PM (VGIur)

8

Ace, are you aware of Cobra Kai?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwwxNbtK6Y

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:13 PM (tFDiW)

9 Therefore, pursuant to your request, we are providing the requested memoranda in both redacted and unredacted formats for your convenience. Consistent with your request, we are providing an unclassified version of the documents redacted to remove any classified information. The unclassified version of the documents is enclosed.

---> The unredacted documents are classified, and we will provide those in a separate, secure transmittal to the House Security office tomorrow.<---

Members of your committees will be able to view the classified transmittal in the House Security office.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya55qm5q

Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 08:15 PM (Sc+fF)

10 Declare Owens Valley a new state, and cut off LA's water.

Makes as much sense as anything the Democrats are doing there.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 08:15 PM (UsCnO)

11 Remember that one official in the East who was vilified for not signing on to gay marriage certificates after that was deemed legal and what happened to her?

Time to teach the left that those new rules they were so in love with will apply to them as well.

Posted by: Bete, deplorable bot of Melancholy at April 19, 2018 08:15 PM (Ojki1)

12 Once Trump federalizes them, he is their commander-in-chief.

Thanks. Wasn't sure.

Posted by: Adriane the Game Theory Critic ... at April 19, 2018 08:15 PM (AoK0a)

13 Isn't there something in Spanish or Latin about Pusse Comeytatus or something that says you can't do that?

Posted by: Norman at April 19, 2018 08:16 PM (gLp8g)

14 These threats of contempt and impeachment seem to suddenly be working.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 08:16 PM (XaSia)

15 Holy Executive Decision, Batman! We have a President who's not effing around. Woah!!!

Posted by: SFgoth at April 19, 2018 08:16 PM (dZ756)

16 Why Moonbeam thinks his "orders" supersede those of the Commander in Chief is a mystery to me.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 08:16 PM (Mbmmf)

17 We have a plan to seal the border in a couple of OP-ORDERs. It will take a lot of troops.

An alternative is to recall oversees Army troops. Deploy to border. Ready War Plan Green. Send Mexico a démarche and a date.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:17 PM (hyuyC)

18 Threads coming to fast....can't keep up...just leave me some ammo, save yourselves.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:17 PM (y3sT9)

19 'too', dammit

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:18 PM (y3sT9)

20 >>> Declare Owens Valley a new state, and cut off LA's water.

Works for me. You want to be the new governor?

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:18 PM (cHbmY)

21 Let's see if we can call up the Bubba Army of Defense and deploy them to the border with extreme prejudice.

I'll just bet Bubba would take care of business and all it would cost is per diem for Waffle House.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 08:18 PM (7UW64)

22 Norman, IANAL, but I think that is only that the feds can't use the NG to for police work. Border security is not police work, I think its in the constitution as a federal function.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 19, 2018 08:18 PM (eASYU)

23 Not OT, since it's Kate Upton. Kate Upton!

As I said earlier: best shape of her life.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydxlwf8a

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 08:19 PM (XaSia)

24 13 posse comitatus just means you can't use soldiers as a police force
defending the border is the military's #1 job

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (hMwEB)

25 I'm amused by the spectacle of a Democratic state that's furious with a Republican federal government for interfering with their cheap agricultural labor.

Deja vu!

Posted by: MW at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (wNx6K)

26 Threads coming to fast


Premature enthreadulation? Try thinking of Whoopie Goldberg in a thong.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (+lOpA)

27 This thread got to boobies a lot faster than the other ones.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (7UW64)

28 mobilize active duty troops to arrest moonbeam for sedition

we know we dont come out of this w/o violence...either WE do something if justice is denied, or THEY do something if their komisars are punished

start demanding that the government start doing its damn duty

Posted by: Grad School Fool at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (oGNAK)

29 Premature enthreadulation? Try thinking of Whoopie Goldberg in a thong.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (+lOpA)


Chocolate coated cottage cheese in a burlap sack.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (7UW64)

30 Left tries to spin anti-illegals pro-deportation etc. poll in CA.
Here it is at Fox.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9z84os8

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (VBKy9)

31 Why did someone tell me Will Robinson was on this Thread! You lied. It's like when I get teased with gray on grey boxes, and then they get yanked away. Bunch of wankers and tossers.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 08:21 PM (UXHfL)

32
Oh Moonbeam, your helicopter ride is here. You sit right next to Rahm Emanuel

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (SiINZ)

33 Can't we just arrest Jerry Brown?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (UXHfL)

34 25 I'm amused by the spectacle of a Democratic state that's furious with a Republican federal government for interfering with their cheap agricultural labor.

Deja vu!
Posted by: MW at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (wNx6K)



Aaaannnnnnnd....thread victor.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (+lOpA)

35 We only need six National Guardsmen for a firing squad.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (MDlMP)

36 also posse comitatus only technically applies to the army and air force

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (hMwEB)

37 Jerry Browns whole Schtick is pretending that hes not a complete left wing whacko but that hes found some sacred middle ground. Which just happens to be to the far left of actual center.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (Z48ZB)

38 Someone should tell Gov Brown he does not have a General Lee on his staff.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (TfpUC)

39 prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel

Today, Mutual of Omaha sends an assistant armed only with a dart gun to approach the one & only PDGGC.

Let's turn his mike on and get the telephoto footage now ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (hyuyC)

40 Eh, maybe mobilize active duty federal troops to the border in their place. (Is that allowed? I imagine so but do not know.)

If the military isn't allowed to guard our border, then I don't know what they're for.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

41 When do sane people start an exodus from California.? The CA ggovernment appears to be deliberately ravaging the state.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:24 PM (3zhEq)

42 " ... per diem for Waffle House."


Where do I enlist ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 08:24 PM (Mbmmf)

43 also posse comitatus only technically applies to the army and air force
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (hMwEB)


Strictly speaking, it only applies to enforcing domestic law. If the armed forces aren't allowed to defend the borders of a sovereign nation, what's the point?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (y87Qq)

44 I got nothing, but I wanted to get in on the Top 100.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (yXU4O)

45 42 sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting

I know. What a draw! Do they take prior service but a lousy shot?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (hyuyC)

46 38 Someone should tell Gov Brown he does not have a General Lee on his staff.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (TfpUC)

Yeah, we're not allowed to see The Dukes of Hazzard after the Charleston shooting.

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (ANIFC)

47 OT/ Mark Steyn and these Law students shouting F the law and calling the speaker a white Supremacist because he's white. Conservative have no voice. This is pure insanity.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (PvFoN)

48 also posse comitatus only technically applies to the army and air force
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (hMwEB)

Strictly speaking, it only applies to enforcing domestic law. If the armed forces aren't allowed to defend the borders of a sovereign nation, what's the point?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (y87Qq)


Wait you already said that at #24.

Derp.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (y87Qq)

49 Eh, maybe mobilize active duty federal troops to the border in their place. (Is that allowed? I imagine so but do not know.)

The number 1 job of the federal government is to protect the country from invasion.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (7ieWW)

50 23: Oh great Huck, now I, straight 'ette who is not going to click to look at Kate will get to hear a bunch of, probably flabby or portly morons talk about how Kate is fat. She is not in any universe fat, she has boyish hips so she doesn't have the hourglass figure from typical gal hips. And I'm sure over 90% of the males in the horde just enjoy her chest to waist ratio, but the vocal poo throwers always have to chime in.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (eASYU)

51 Pussy Comey Taters

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (IqV8l)

52 Strictly speaking, it only applies to enforcing domestic law. If the armed forces aren't allowed to defend the borders of a sovereign nation, what's the point?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (y87Qq)

I already said that in 24, was just too ls to quote myself

typing one handed in bed, in pain


Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (hMwEB)

53 Jerry Browns whole Schtick is pretending that hes not a complete left wing whacko but that hes found some sacred middle ground. Which just happens to be to the far left of actual center.
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (Z48ZB)

This to is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Bete, deplorable bot of Melancholy at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (Ojki1)

54 44 I got nothing, but I wanted to get in on the Top 100.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (yXU4O)


Under promise and over deliver. Good tactic.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (+lOpA)

55 Per Wikipedia --> National Guard Of The United States --> National Guard active duty character --> Federal duty:

. Use of Militia and Armed Forces to Enforce Federal Authority: "Whenever the President considers that unlawful obstructions, assemblages, or rebellion make it impracticable to enforce the laws of the United States in any state or territory, he may call into Federal service such of the militia of any state."

. Interference with State and Federal law: "The President, by using the militia or the armed forces, or both, or by any other means, shall take such measures as he considers necessary to suppress, in a state, any insurrection, domestic violence, unlawful combination, or conspiracy."

. Air and Army National Guard: "Air and Army National Guard can specifically be called into Federal service in case of invasion, rebellion, or inability to execute Federal law with active forces."

Posted by: ShainS at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (BiLU+)

56 Absolutely ! Everything improves with practice !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (Mbmmf)

57 If the military isn't allowed to guard our border, then I don't know what they're for.
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

--------

Yeah, this. Their job #1 is securing this Nation. Doing so involves securing our borders to stop the illegal invasion.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (NIRP2)

58 redridinghood

If only the protesters knew that they were the fusible links in a Reichstag Fire event. Operation Gambit -- throwing away the opening pawns.

But we are on to their game.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (hyuyC)

59 When's the last time the government of California did something that benefited American citizens living there?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (3zhEq)

60 48 jinx!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (hMwEB)

61 Can he mobilize the National Guard to occupy Sanctuary counties?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 08:28 PM (oVJmc)

62 36
also posse comitatus only technically applies to the army and air force

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (hMwEB)

The Marine Corps was used to protect the mail on the railroads. With Yuma, 7th Marines at 29 Palms, and I MEF at Camp Pendleton, the border could be covered fairly well with no posse comitatus concerns.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at April 19, 2018 08:28 PM (DxWUs)

63 Haven't been to CA in 5 years. Wife stayed in the financial district in SF last fall with her sisters - were told not to venture out after dark, she relayed tales of the homeless encampments and smells. Trying to figure out how this is a winning formula...

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 19, 2018 08:29 PM (O1mg4)

64 When's the last time the government of California did something that benefited American citizens living there?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (3zhEq)


Allowing right turns on red.

(It's Woody Allen's joke, really)

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2018 08:29 PM (7ieWW)

65 Oh great Huck, now I, straight 'ette who is not going to click to look at Kate will get to hear a bunch of, probably flabby or portly morons talk about how Kate is fat. She is not in any universe fat, she has boyish hips so she doesn't have the hourglass figure from typical gal hips. And I'm sure over 90% of the males in the horde just enjoy her chest to waist ratio, but the vocal poo throwers always have to chime in.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April




you realize the problem is not so much that she is fat, although she is not especially fit, as it is that her proportions are wrong.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:29 PM (MTjB1)

66 also posse comitatus only technically applies to the army and air force
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (hMwEB)

Which is weird since there was no Air Force when it was passed.

It was basically to keep Fed troops in line during Reconstruction. They were have problems before it was passed. Also weird that the Civil War has unintentionally been the cause of a lot of our immigration problems

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 08:29 PM (A3edJ)

67 nah, bro...trump should prepare the US military for all the "Mueller Fired" rioters.

lolz...

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 19, 2018 08:29 PM (Kuhyt)

68 When do sane people start an exodus from California.? The CA ggovernment appears to be deliberately ravaging the state.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:24 PM (3zhEq)


Oh believe me. Its been going on for 4-5 years. It really reached critical mass with the retroactive state income tax increase to 14 %. So many families and companies moved to Texas.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (Z48ZB)

69 The price of a U-Haul that goes from San Francisco to Dallas is 2-3 times the cost of one going the other direction. They are pushing out their middle class. Whether it is deliberate or not does not matter.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (rnAwa)

70 59 When's the last time the government of California did something that benefited American citizens living there?
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (3zhEq)


Ha! Trick question!

ISWYDT

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (UsCnO)

71 prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel

Today, Mutual of Omaha sends an assistant armed only with a dart gun to approach the one & only PDGGC.

Let's turn his mike on and get the telephoto footage now ...
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (hyuyC)

lol
Carnage! First I throw gumdrops, then I break the camera and kick ass, and then I call in...Gorilla Pundit, and shit gets real.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (UXHfL)

72 @16 Why Moonbeam thinks his "orders" supersede those of the Commander in Chief is a mystery to me.
---------------

Bacerra's acting pretty much the same, and much more vocal about it. Of course, they're also not going to tolerate those counties that have the temerity to think that they can ignore the dictates of Sacramento in favor of Federal law.

Posted by: junior at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (e7Q0v)

73 Was that the 3:10 to Yuma?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 08:31 PM (VBKy9)

74 23 Not OT, since it's Kate Upton. Kate Upton!

As I said earlier: best shape of her life.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydxlwf8a
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 08:19 PM (XaSia)

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 08:31 PM (NWiLs)

75 71 prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel

Run!

Actually, we need you on the border of New Mexico. Uh, working on your tan. Yah. Thats it.
I'd have your six.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:32 PM (hyuyC)

76
If the military isn't allowed to guard our border, then I don't know what they're for.
Posted by: rickl


Fighting for the 1910 Fruitgum Company.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 08:32 PM (IqV8l)

77 The real answer to this problem is that Brown and the most of the rest of the Cali politicians are giving aid and comfort to an invading enemy and they should be arrested for it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2018 08:32 PM (7ieWW)

78 We're gonna need more lawyers.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 08:32 PM (roQNm)

79 When's the last time the government of California did something that benefited American citizens living there?
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (3zhEq)M


Well those non citizens are better than you knuckle dragging morons.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 08:32 PM (A3edJ)

80 Jerry Brown is trying some bizarre half-measure where he'll send the National Guard to the border but on orders that they will not assist in border enforcement.

A democratic charade at the border?

"Donkey Show"

Posted by: wooga at April 19, 2018 08:32 PM (j3Hr9)

81

you realize the problem is not so much that she is fat, although she is not especially fit, as it is that her proportions are wrong.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:29 PM (MTjB1)


If Lovin' Kate is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (UsCnO)

82 sure kate upton has a pretty face but nothing else is in proportion.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (MTjB1)

83
Which is weird since there was no Air Force when it was passed.

--

post ww2 amendment

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (hMwEB)

84 Beautiful photo on the Bing front page. Their news sucks ass, but pretty pictures.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (sxI6A)

85 I know. What a draw! Do they take prior service but a lousy shot?
Posted by: NaCly Dog
-----------

Go with the Air National Guard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (Zdm89)

86 The price of a U-Haul that goes from San Francisco to Dallas is 2-3 times the cost of one going the other direction. They are pushing out their middle class. Whether it is deliberate or not does not matter.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (rnAwa)



Illinois: Here hold our beer. And while you're at it can you pay for it?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (SiINZ)

87 Ace, are you aware of Cobra Kai?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwwxNbtK6Y



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:13 PM (tFDiW)

Any relation to cobra commander?

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (LDxhw)

88 59 When's the last time the government of California did something that benefited American citizens living there?
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (3zhEq)


It's been a long time since the California state government did anything for either of us.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 08:34 PM (MDlMP)

89 I love the idea of Johnny Lawrence whipping a bunch of high school pussies into shape.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 08:34 PM (NWiLs)

90 Wait, first it was: what is a 'Hero'- now Kate Upton is ugly?!? j/k

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:34 PM (sxI6A)

91 Oh believe me. Its been going on for 4-5 years. It really reached critical mass with the retroactive state income tax increase to 14 %. So many families and companies moved to Texas.
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (Z48ZB)

How will it work for CA when all the conservatives generally and Christians specifically and, for that matter everybody who is willing to put in an honest day of work for an honest income are gone?
I have a stepson and family in CA. I'd like to talk with them about this stuff but they don't seem indifferent to communicating with me.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (3zhEq)

92 "78 We're gonna need more lawyers.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse "


I'd rather have guns and money.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (Mbmmf)

93 The real answer to this problem is that Brown and the most of the rest of the Cali politicians are giving aid and comfort to an invading enemy and they should be arrested for it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
-----------

The list of 'Domestic Enemies' grows.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (Zdm89)

94
If Brad Marchand's head got cut off and went rolling down the ice spurting blood I would scream... with happiness.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (mq+BG)

95 It's been a long time since the California state government did anything for either of us.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 08:34 PM (MDlMP)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (sxI6A)

96 Kurdish forces currently fighting Turkish-backed FSA groups in northern Syria have captured a well-known al-Qaeda member and German national of Syrian origin who had once been tracked and detained by the CIA - Mohammed Haydar Zammar.

Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (Sc+fF)

97 Jerry Brown is trying some bizarre half-measure where he'll send the National Guard to the border but on orders that they will not assist in border enforcement.

Brown's orders here carry no more weight than in the bathhouses of SF.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (MDlMP)

98 Kate Upton may not be perfect but her merits swell above her flaws.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (xJa6I)

99 >>> Beautiful photo on the Bing front page. Their news sucks ass, but pretty pictures

Do you take the daily quiz?

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (cHbmY)

100 But we are on to their game.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (hyuyC)
***********
We're on to their game, but just not sure if enough people are aware of how frightening this is becoming. If the Dems. get power Conservatives WILL be silenced. It's like an avalanche.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2018 08:36 PM (PvFoN)

101 Perhaps O/T, well, absolutely O/T but here goes:

Is that sick, twisted, chicken-choking, Demo-Nazi, piece of shit, Carlos Danger in prison yet? If not, why not? He needs to be in a PIMTA prison and not minimum security Club Fed. Fcuk him with a large piece of rusty re-bar. . . . . . .insert with a sledge hammer.. . . . . . .repeatedly!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 19, 2018 08:36 PM (r+mGZ)

102 Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Hey there. I got standards. Low ones, but standards.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:36 PM (hyuyC)

103 Pale rider. I ain't fat, nor even portly. And I ain't complaining about any dimension of her.
Of course, if they made champagne glasses modeled after her, I would be shitfaced yesterday.

Posted by: RI Red - Bandana Republican at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (ZG9gR)

104 98 Kate Upton may not be perfect but her merits swell above her flaws.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (xJa6I)

Aye. Well above. One might say tower... or bounce.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (sxI6A)

105 94
If Brad Marchand's head got cut off and went rolling down the ice spurting blood I would scream... with happiness.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (mq+BG)

Good hockey player but I do hate him, except when he's playing against the team from the center of the Canadian universe.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (3zhEq)

106 Screwing the troops to pwn the libz. Smooth move, exlax.

Posted by: The Duck of Death at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (zNVgn)

107 Does this Upton woman still... Well, you know. Does she still have any interest in... Uh...

Posted by: Married Men Everywhere at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (ks6bw)

108 sure kate upton has a pretty face but nothing else is in proportion.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (MTjB1)

------

I, for one, don't see a damn thing wrong with how she is proportioned.

I mean, I get that she wouldn't give you, me or probably any 'Ron here the time of day, but come on.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (NIRP2)

109 The US deployed federal troops to the Mexican border at the turn of the 20th Century when Pancho Villa was conducting cross-border raids. That's where George Patton got his first taste of action, and fell in love with it. It's also where Pershing distinguished himself, laying the groundwork for his later command of the AEF in WWI.

Posted by: Bigwig from Watership Down at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (qUD5Q)

110 Hey there. I got standards. Low ones, but standards.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
-----------

Oh, yeah...Navy.

*bites tongue*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (y3sT9)

111 also posse comitatus only technically applies to the army and air force
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (hMwEB)

Which is weird since there was no Air Force when it was passed.


When the Air Force was spun off from the Army is was explicitly catagorized as "army" for constitutional purposes.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (V1D0R)

112 Off (with reluctance) Bigwig sock.

Posted by: troyriser at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (qUD5Q)

113 If Brad Marchand's head got cut off and went rolling down the ice spurting blood I would scream...
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (mq+BG)


The puzzle box guy?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (y87Qq)

114 Kate Upton may not be perfect but her merits swell above her flaws.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April



the problem with the kate upton ophiles is that same with the michelle obama ophiles. quit trying to force the idea that they are flawless on me.




the problem is mostly with her waist and hips.


really high waist, no hips

https://tinyurl.com/y9m8qepr

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (MTjB1)

115 Kate Upton's elbows are grubby and dry. She needs moisten them with lotion.

Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (bJ0w+)

116 104 98 Kate Upton may not be perfect but her merits swell above her flaws.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (xJa6I)

Aye. Well above. One might say tower... or bounce.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (sxI6A)

Jut maybe?

From the chest up, she's damn nice.

The rest of her is not ugly, at least not 'dance on Barbara Bush's grave' ugly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (xJa6I)

117 Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Ok. OK. We know the US Marines are the Men's Department of the US Navy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:39 PM (hyuyC)

118 Governor Brown.

I remember when he was banging Linda Ronstadt before she got the shakes.

Lucky old bastard....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2018 08:39 PM (EoRCO)

119 George Patton got his first taste of action, and fell in love with it.
--------------

He was a racist.

*looks around for statues*

Posted by: SJW at April 19, 2018 08:39 PM (y3sT9)

120 We're gonna need more lawyers.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 08:32 PM (roQNm)


It doesn't make any difference what happens, it will be good for lawyers...

Until our respect for the judiciary and the entire court system vanishes!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 08:39 PM (n9EOP)

121 99 >>> Beautiful photo on the Bing front page. Their news sucks ass, but pretty pictures

Do you take the daily quiz?
Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (cHbmY)

Don't see that option.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (sxI6A)

122 AP is reporting they already have the Comey memos.

First McCabe gets fired hours before his pension.

Then he gets a criminal referral from the IG.

Comey goes on his yuge book tour.

And then his memos get released.

There have got to be a lot of people in DC right now with puckered sphincters speed dialing lawyers.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (/tuJf)

123 I will admit I looked at the hacked pics of a nekkid Kate Upton. I think she's very pretty but I'm not a big breast guy and that's her best asset.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (A3edJ)

124 105
94

If Brad Marchand's head got cut off and went rolling down the ice spurting blood I would scream... with happiness.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (mq+BG)



Good hockey player but I do hate him, except when he's playing against the team from the center of the Canadian universe.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (3zhEq)

He is no "Little Ball of Hate" no matter how many cheapshots he takes. There can be only one Pat Verbeek.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (DxWUs)

125 @ yankeefifth

I think people or at least people like me, just like that she's very, very jiggly up top. Nice Kathy Ireland-esque face helps too.

For hips and waists, I have other models in mind.

Like the blonde in this morning's post. Yow.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (xJa6I)

126 Damn I hate that bald headed fart.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (RHEDC)

127 The price of a U-Haul that goes from San Francisco to Dallas is 2-3 times the cost of one going the other direction. They are pushing out their middle class. Whether it is deliberate or not does not matter.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (rnAwa)

********************


They're pushing them out to red states which they will then proceed to turn blue because they are unable to connect the dots as to why they left in the first place.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (PvFoN)

128 The thing about Kate Upton is that while she might be imperfect I can picture a man happily spending his life with her making babies.
I have no ilusions about that man being me,

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (3zhEq)

129 I remember when he was banging Linda Ronstadt before she got the shakes. bulked up to play in the NFL.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 08:41 PM (MDlMP)

130
The puzzle box guy?

Posted by: hogmartin


The star of every "NHL Cheap Shots" compilation in existence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 08:41 PM (HMWAu)

131 There have got to be a lot of people in DC right now with puckered sphincters speed dialing lawyers.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (/tuJf)



Pucker Nacht.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 08:41 PM (+lOpA)

132 sure kate upton has a pretty face but nothing else is in proportion

I'll take that over crackers in bed any day of the week.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at April 19, 2018 08:41 PM (Tyii7)

133 Brown's orders here carry no more weight than in the bathhouses of SF.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (MDlMP)




Barry O: That's my juris-dick-tion

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 08:41 PM (SiINZ)

134 I, for one, don't see a damn thing wrong with how she is proportioned.

I mean, I get that she wouldn't give you, me or probably any 'Ron here the time of day, but come on.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April




look harder

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:41 PM (MTjB1)

135 Here's my view on the question...

What is the ultimate point of having an army and building up military strength, if not to defend your land from foreign invaders?

If we were invaded by sea, say, by whatever remains of the Chinese navy that managed somehow to slip past our own Navy, of course we could deploy our Marines to fight their marines on the beach. There's no way you could argue that the Constitution requires us to say, "Well, you managed to reach our soil, so I guess we're not allowed to fight you anymore. Come on in, then."

So, my opinion (and you can take THAT for what it's worth), is that, yes, active-duty troops can indeed be sent to the border for the purpose of guarding the border.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 19, 2018 08:42 PM (wSC8T)

136 look harder
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:41 PM (MTjB1)

Can do!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 08:42 PM (xJa6I)

137 @28 we know we dont come out of this w/o violence...either WE do something if justice is denied, or THEY do something if their komisars are punished
---------------

I suspect that Trump is waiting for representatives of California's government to do something so outrageous that even the media has trouble spinning it. While the actions of Brown, Bacerra, etc... are pretty out of bounds right now, there's still too many people with their heads in the sand. So if Trump drops the hammer on them, he risks turning them into martyrs. And that's something he *really* doesn't need right now.

On the other hand, if he gives them enough rope and stays patient, they just might hang themselves in such a way that the public ends up overwhelmingly siding with Trump's actions. As an example, some counties in the state have made it clear that they don't intend to comply with the State's rules regarding non-compliance with Federal immigration laws. If, say, Sheriff-Coroner Hutchens of Orange County gets perp-walked by State law enforcement because she followed Federal law, then that might prove to be a step too far in the eyes of the public, and give Trump the cover that he needs to go after Brown and the others while minimizing the resulting political conflict.

Posted by: junior at April 19, 2018 08:42 PM (e7Q0v)

138 >>> Don't see that option.

The clicking near the center of the page and look for a 'Q' icon.

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:42 PM (cHbmY)

139

That's my President right there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 08:42 PM (GdWl+)

140 123 I will admit I looked at the hacked pics of a nekkid Kate Upton. I think she's very pretty but I'm not a big breast guy and that's her best asset.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (A3edJ)

One thing about her is she does have a great smile. She seems like a genuinely happy person. That counts for a lot.

To each their own, however.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:42 PM (sxI6A)

141 Brown should be arrested for many federal felonies...imagine if we actually had a AG that wasn't a stumbling old deep state fool.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 08:43 PM (r9UYA)

142 Well Red I only said the poo flingers are probably flabby, because some non-perfect male specimens can't just enjoy the image of a pretty woman (or find their own image if they genuinely have different tastes) they have to fling poo. Kate is the common target and its just old.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 19, 2018 08:43 PM (eASYU)

143 look harder
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:41 PM (MTjB1)

-------

Naahhh, don't need to. I stand by my comment, in full.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 08:43 PM (NIRP2)

144 They're pushing them out to red states which they will then proceed to turn blue because they are unable to connect the dots as to why they left in the first place.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (PvFoN)


This.

The liberalism cancer metastasizes. A liberal acquaintance allowed as how he and his wife (amazingly, a female) were also thinking about moving to AZ, complaining about taxes and regulations.

Yet if he manages to pollute to AZ with his funky butt, he'll vote for EXACTLY the same shit that caused him to leave here. He's too stupid to learn from experience.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 08:43 PM (MDlMP)

145 @ junior

The A. Lincoln manuever.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 08:43 PM (xJa6I)

146 24 13 posse comitatus just means you can't use soldiers as a police force
defending the border is the military's #1 job
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (hMwEB)

It was also pretty much rescinded under a 2006 Bill...

Bill basically states that if the President deems that a State cannot, or will not, enforce Law, that the President can use the Military to do so.

Posted by: Don Q. at April 19, 2018 08:43 PM (NgKpN)

147 PaleRider is simply irredeemable

I think I've only ever heard complaints about her elbows...

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 08:43 PM (LDxhw)

148 California Uber Alles

https://youtu.be/fG8UuZ0NZGY

[quote]
Zen fascists will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face
Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California

Now it is 1984
Knock knock at your front door
It's the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool neice
Come quietly to the camp
You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't you worry, it's only a shower
For your clothes here's a pretty flower...
DIE on organic poison gas
Serpent's egg's already hatched
You will creak, you little clown
When you mess with President Brown

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 08:44 PM (953wK)

149 Naahhh, don't need to. I stand by my comment, in full.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April




all your comment says it that you are unable to identify any deficiency, not that there is none.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:44 PM (MTjB1)

150 My close-quote got eated.

Rizzzzz!!!

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 08:44 PM (953wK)

151 118: heard she gives great hand jobs now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 08:44 PM (KP5rU)

152 There have got to be a lot of people in DC right now with puckered sphincters speed dialing lawyers.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (/tuJf)

Plus side is that thanks to that Clinton appointed judge, the govt can argue that all the client attorney contacts can be revealed per precedent. Sure the Supreme Court will likely rule against it in the case that eventually gets to them, but til then?

The new rules the left has imposed suck, but they will know regret when they are being brought to bear on them.

Posted by: Bete, deplorable bot of Melancholy at April 19, 2018 08:45 PM (Ojki1)

153
Posted by: The Duck of Death

STFU, dunce cocksucker.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:45 PM (tFDiW)

154 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:42 PM (sxI6A)

Definitely agree. At this point that's number one priority for me. Been there done that on the looks being a priority. But yeah I think Upton has both.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 08:45 PM (A3edJ)

155 138 >>> Don't see that option.

The clicking near the center of the page and look for a 'Q' icon.
Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:42 PM (cHbmY)

Found it. Interesting, if brief.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:45 PM (sxI6A)

156 They're pushing them out to red states which they will then proceed to turn blue because they are unable to connect the dots as to why they left in the first place.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (PvFoN)

Yup....Locusts never change, they just move on.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2018 08:46 PM (EoRCO)

157 I wrote a long post about that trailer Cobra Kai, while completely drunk, on the ONT.

Johnny makes a face-turn, and Daniel makes a heel-turn, because the old instructors aren't there anymore. Both characters seem to get fleshed out in a story that seems like a joke of a concept. Those characters didn't need to be fleshed out in the old movie.

I made a joke about the movie The Patriot. I said that in the director's cut, the British cavalry officer built an orphanage and was smothered in hugs by the grateful children. There is an upper limit to redeeming a character, but Johnny isn't it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2018 08:46 PM (rnAwa)

158 > talk about how Kate is fat. She is not in any universe fat, she has boyish hips so she doesn't have the hourglass figure from typical gal hips

===
Kate's not fat. She has scrawny chicken legs, though.

Posted by: Hambone at April 19, 2018 08:46 PM (/uYLX)

159 >>> California Uber Alles

Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:46 PM (cHbmY)

160 Well Red I only said the poo flingers are probably flabby, because some non-perfect male specimens can't just enjoy the image of a pretty woman (or find their own image if they genuinely have different tastes) they have to fling poo. Kate is the common target and its just old.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April




generally speaking commenting on the physical attributes of the horde is probably unwise since it could boomerang.

besides, you have missed the point of the discussion of kate upton. the point is not whether or not she is fat but whether or not she is misproportioned.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:46 PM (MTjB1)

161 tracked and detained by the CIA
----
But that's the FBI's job!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 08:48 PM (VBKy9)

162 all your comment says it that you are unable to identify any deficiency, not that there is none.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:44 PM (MTjB1)

-------

No, my OP was stating my opinion. And, that is in fact my opinion.

So, how can that be wrong again?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 08:48 PM (NIRP2)

163 JS, what do you think the Comey memos say? Besides bitchy stuff like the excerpts from his book?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 08:48 PM (PUmDY)

164 Kate Upton appears to be a happy person, willing and able to laugh at herself. That alone, makes her attractive. Yeah, the rest of the package is attractive, too, but made much moreso with the added benefit of happy.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 19, 2018 08:49 PM (CL76w)

165 jljlkj;j

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2018 08:49 PM (bUjCl)

166 109 Same with many Civil War officers. Mexico is basically training wheels for the US Army before they have to fight a big war.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 19, 2018 08:49 PM (l70U7)

167 Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:46 PM (cHbmY)


Ayup.

DK.

We need a punk music revival, now that we know who the *real* totalitarians are.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 08:49 PM (953wK)

168
I suspect that Trump is waiting for representatives of California's government to do something so outrageous that even the media has trouble spinning it. While the actions of Brown, Bacerra, etc... are pretty out of bounds right now, there's still too many people with their heads in the sand. So if Trump drops the hammer on them, he risks turning them into martyrs. And that's something he *really* doesn't need right now.

On the other hand, if he gives them enough rope and stays patient, they just might hang themselves in such a way that the public ends up overwhelmingly siding with Trump's actions. As an example, some counties in the state have made it clear that they don't intend to comply with the State's rules regarding non-compliance with Federal immigration laws. If, say, Sheriff-Coroner Hutchens of Orange County gets perp-walked by State law enforcement because she followed Federal law, then that might prove to be a step too far in the eyes of the public, and give Trump the cover that he needs to go after Brown and the others while minimizing the resulting political conflict.

Posted by: junior at April 19, 2018 08:42 PM (e7Q0v)

I concur this is what Trump is doing now in other areas like the Mueller Fishing Tours, Inc.

And Miss Lindsey is the bait boy.


The Left has tried to smear a duly elected president with a fake scandal for 15 months now. The Democrat Press Machine has done their best to cover it up and misdirect any material fact that makes the Dems or Deep State look bad.

Let them continue to pull more rope so they can hand themselves.

The Globalist - Leftist corruption is truly unprecedented.

They aren't even trying to fake lawful activity any more. How long can they hang on with some Random Hawaiian Judges, and the Hack Clinton judge Kendra crooked whatever? Not forever.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 08:50 PM (UsCnO)

169 free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet

I've got no dog in this fight, but you speak wisdom.

Happy woman >> stunningly beautiful woman.

IMHO.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:50 PM (hyuyC)

170 No, my OP was stating my opinion. And, that is in fact my opinion.

So, how can that be wrong again?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April




well, if you look at the photos she is in, including those linked to from the lingerie article, you can tell that she knows her proportions are off by the way she stands in the photos.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:50 PM (MTjB1)

171 I'm perfectly proportioned.

Posted by: Lena Dumbham at April 19, 2018 08:50 PM (Tyii7)

172 Kate Upton appears to be a happy person, willing and able to laugh at herself. That alone, makes her attractive. Yeah, the rest of the package is attractive, too, but made much moreso with the added benefit of happy.
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 19, 2018 08:49 PM (CL76w)


Happy and Buxom is a really nice combo.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 08:50 PM (953wK)

173 Free you made me smile.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 19, 2018 08:51 PM (eASYU)

174 There is nothing wrong with Kate Upton.

I named one of my Glocks after her.

I named the other after Kate Beckinsale.

Yes, they are both called Kate.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 19, 2018 08:51 PM (FDnQi)

175 I don't find it so unusual that they aren't expected to do anything. I mean, they are government employees.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 08:51 PM (+y/Ru)

176 Kate Upton appears to be a happy person, willing and able to laugh at herself. That alone, makes her attractive. Yeah, the rest of the package is attractive, too, but made much moreso with the added benefit of happy.
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 19, 2018 08:49 PM (CL76w)




that's not the point.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:51 PM (MTjB1)

177 Oh, FFS. I once heard someone lament Kate Upton's "square" titties.

It was a catastrophic tragedy of epic proportions!

Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2018 08:51 PM (bJ0w+)

178 >>> We need a punk music revival, now that we know who the *real* totalitarians are.

Mr Lyndon is on record that he likes that PDT scares the hell out of politicians.

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:52 PM (cHbmY)

179 9
Therefore, pursuant to your request, we are providing the requested
memoranda in both redacted and unredacted formats for your convenience.
Consistent with your request, we are providing an unclassified version
of the documents redacted to remove any classified information. The
unclassified version of the documents is enclosed.



---> The unredacted documents are classified, and we will provide
those in a separate, secure transmittal to the House Security office
tomorrow.<---



Members of your committees will be able to view the classified transmittal in the House Security office.



https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya55qm5q

Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 08:15 PM (Sc+fF)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
The underbussment of the gangly piece of shit otherwise known as James Comey commences. I hope he enjoys either and is very good at fighting and/or taking it up the squeak hole, because that is in his future; hopefully sooner rather than later.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 19, 2018 08:52 PM (r+mGZ)

180 *raises paw*

How the actual fk did Kate Upton become the topic of a post about enforcing the border, did she win the gold medal in bathing suits or hold a day care center hostage or something also why is Ace posting at 8pm and when did it get so late?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 08:52 PM (y87Qq)

181 now, christina hendricks is fat. she also has messed up feet.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:52 PM (MTjB1)

182 I'm perfectly proportioned.
Posted by: Lena Dumbham

Replica of Plymouth Rock.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 08:53 PM (+y/Ru)

183 Square bewbs?





Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 08:53 PM (+lOpA)

184 They're pushing them out to red states which they will then proceed to turn blue because they are unable to connect the dots as to why they left in the first place.
-------------
Charlotte Observer front page:
Billionaire wants to turn NC congressional seats blue: 'A fight for the soul of America'

California billionaire Tom Steyer announced Tuesday that he plans to invest $1 million into the effort to flip North Carolina's 9th and 13th congressional districts by mobilizing young voters.

Posted by: SJW at April 19, 2018 08:53 PM (FJXGr)

185 Oh, I see what is happening here now.

Again.

(sigh)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 19, 2018 08:53 PM (FDnQi)

186 Christina Hendricks is welcome to rub her fatness all over me.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (+lOpA)

187 Fcuk him with a large piece of rusty re-bar. . . . . . .insert with a sledge hammer.. . . . . . .repeatedly!


Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 19, 2018 08:36 PM (r+mGZ)

You know I'm getting sick and tired of this. We had Kate Upton earlier in the thread, and did any of you assholes offer me to her? noooooooooo

it's always the like this....

Posted by: Rusty Rebar at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (LDxhw)

188 "the problem with the kate upton ophiles is that same with the michelle obama ophiles. quit trying to force the idea that they are flawless on me. "

Now we know you've lost your ever-loving mind.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (NWiLs)

189 How did you guys go from talking about Jerry Brown to Kate Upton's boobs??

Posted by: IC at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (ZUN/u)

190 Even my proportions have proportions.

Posted by: Lena Dumbham at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (Tyii7)

191 hogmartin

Let's talk War Plan Green.

Ally with the cartels, or treat them like Stalin treated the true believers?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (hyuyC)

192 Ha ha ha.

One of the memos Comey leaked says he told Trump he wasn't sneaky and didn't leak.

This is so awesome.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (/tuJf)

193 How did you guys go from talking about Jerry Brown to Kate Upton's boobs??
Posted by: IC at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (ZUN/u)


Now, really. Which would YOU rather talk about?

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (953wK)

194 "the problem with the kate upton ophiles is that same with the michelle obama ophiles. quit trying to force the idea that they are flawless on me. "

Now we know you've lost your ever-loving mind.
Posted by: Insomniac at April



same problem, difference of degree

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (MTjB1)

195 I made a joke about the movie The Patriot. I said that in the director's cut, the British cavalry officer built an orphanage and was smothered in hugs by the grateful children. There is an upper limit to redeeming a character, but Johnny isn't it.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2018 08:46 PM (rnAwa)

But then George Washington would save the children.... but not the British Children....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA

Posted by: Don Q. at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (NgKpN)

196 The clicking near the center of the page and look for a 'Q' icon.

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:42 PM (cHbmY)




It's says, Now pay attention 007

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (SiINZ)

197 More War Plan Green

Seize the oil fields, or go for Mexico City?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (hyuyC)

198 Yes, they are both called Kate.
Posted by: Merovign
-----------

I had a lawn vacuum that I labeled 'Monica'. A neighbor was offended.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (FJXGr)

199 well, if you look at the photos she is in, including those linked to from the lingerie article, you can tell that she knows her proportions are off by the way she stands in the photos.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:50 PM (MTjB1)

--------

Ima going to just end this by saying that apparently I have much less exacting standards as to what constitutes an awesome female form than you posess.

We'll need to agree to disagree, and move on down the road.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (NIRP2)

200 Ally with the cartels, or treat them like Stalin treated the true believers?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (hyuyC)


I've never heard anyone posit the first option and it intrigues me because it sounds so monumentally stupid. Which means it's probably the best option.

Care to elaborate?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (y87Qq)

201 180 *raises paw*

How the actual fk did Kate Upton become the topic of a post about enforcing the border, did she win the gold medal in bathing suits or hold a day care center hostage or something also why is Ace posting at 8pm and when did it get so late?

Wait just a minute. Are you saying that Kate Upton shouldn't protect her borders from illegal entry?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (UsCnO)

202 If Brad Marchand's head got cut off and went rolling down the ice spurting blood I would scream... with happiness.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (mq+BG)


They'd just sew it back on and send him out for his next shift. These aren't soccer players.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (O5Q3r)

203 so what happened to Peaches ? last I heard Indiana was not quite Utopia after all. Did she return to the Land of LA ?

Posted by: chango butt at April 19, 2018 08:56 PM (GmKca)

204 More War Plan Green

Seize the oil fields, or go for Mexico City?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (hyuyC)[/o]

Oh, no. Guadalajara won't do.

https://youtu.be/kgWWliZHjtI

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 08:57 PM (953wK)

205 Steyer gives me the serious creeps.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 08:57 PM (PUmDY)

206 I made a joke about the movie The Patriot. I said that in the director's cut, the British cavalry officer
-----------

Tarlton? That red-coated SOB is still hated in SC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:57 PM (FJXGr)

207 Okay, maybe I should just give up on italicizing quotes from now on.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 08:57 PM (953wK)

208 How the actual fk did Kate Upton become the topic of a post about enforcing the border, did she win the gold medal in bathing suits or hold a day care center hostage or something also why is Ace posting at 8pm and when did it get so late?



And what does any of this have to do with Godzilla?

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 08:57 PM (+lOpA)

209 Steyer gives me the serious creeps.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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As he should.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:58 PM (FJXGr)

210 I think the Big Earthquake will solve a lot of California's problems in like minutes. The only question is when.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 08:58 PM (O5Q3r)

211 A third-rate fiction writer wouldn't have gone as far as the actual line in the just-released Comey memo: "I'm not sneaky, I don't leak." That's some killer rich stuff there, man.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2018 08:58 PM (tvTpQ)

212 Wait just a minute. Are you saying that Kate Upton shouldn't protect her borders from illegal entry?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (UsCnO)


More of an environmental consideration, I'd imagine, selective approval of drilling permits.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 08:58 PM (y87Qq)

213 >>205 Steyer gives me the serious creeps.

That creep has to be corrupt. He should be investigated.

I crack myself up.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 08:58 PM (r9UYA)

214 Maybe the UN can send peacekeepers to California.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 19, 2018 08:59 PM (CnulY)

215 181 now, christina hendricks is fat. she also has messed up feet.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:52 PM (MTjB1)

*smashes beer bottle*

Ok, now you have stepped over the mark.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:59 PM (sxI6A)

216 192 Ha ha ha.

One of the memos Comey leaked says he told Trump he wasn't sneaky and didn't leak.

This is so awesome.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (/tuJf)

Omg. ThiS even better than I imagined what would be in his girly diary writings!!!

Where can I read these!?

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 09:00 PM (Z48ZB)

217 I had a lawn vacuum that I labeled 'Monica'. A neighbor was offended.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (FJXGr)



Should have said, If it makes you any happier I'll name it after you instead

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 09:00 PM (SiINZ)

218 @181 now, christina hendricks is fat. she also has messed up feet.
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All I've got to say is, if you're focusing on a woman's feet...

"Hey, buddy, my eyes are up here! Uh... and so are my t*ts! And stomach? How about my crotch? Are you interested in a woman's crotch? You do know that's higher up, right?"

Posted by: junior at April 19, 2018 09:00 PM (e7Q0v)

219 Build some hunting blinds 500m from border. Declare "free fire zone". Auction off use of blinds to big game hunters.

Posted by: Uncle Nuge at April 19, 2018 09:01 PM (DpOmP)

220 Steyer gives me the serious creeps.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 08:57 PM (PUmDY)
*******************

He's like an older David Hogg or a younger George Soros.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2018 09:01 PM (PvFoN)

221 Whew. Just finished a long crying jag. I'm exhausted.

Posted by: James Homey at April 19, 2018 09:01 PM (Tyii7)

222 hogmartin

The hard core of resistance to a well run Mexico is the Narco state; the cartels and their bought politicians. Indeed, they are Mexico, with tendrils into the US.

An Alliance would give us the OOB, wiring diagrams, lists of names needed to cleanse Mexico. This is Plan B.

Take Mexico over with their help. Betray them. Show no mercy. We need control of the state to stop them, really.

This is using the Left's tactics for a greater strategic good.

Plan A is to kill all of the cartels, take all resources from them and their supporters, and let the untarnished rule.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:01 PM (hyuyC)

223 That red-coated SOB
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Green-coated.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 09:01 PM (VBKy9)

224 216 192 Ha ha ha.

One of the memos Comey leaked says he told Trump he wasn't sneaky and didn't leak.

This is so awesome.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (/tuJf)

Omg. ThiS even better than I imagined what would be in his girly diary writings!!!

Where can I read these!?
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 09:00 PM (Z48ZB)

Hmmmm..... maybe the President needs to be inducted into the FBI... give him a Badge and shit...

Because it seems like if the President lies to the FBI... its a crime... but if the FBI lies to the President.... its just... standard practice.

Posted by: Don Q. at April 19, 2018 09:02 PM (NgKpN)

225 https://tinyurl.com/ya37vmo2

What were we talking about again? I went to a happy place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 09:02 PM (sxI6A)

226 @189 How did you guys go from talking about Jerry Brown to Kate Upton's boobs??
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There's a link up above. And I totally didn't watch the video at the link of her falling over while topless.

Swearsies!

Posted by: junior at April 19, 2018 09:02 PM (e7Q0v)

227 118 Governor Brown.

I remember when he was banging Linda Ronstadt .....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2018 08:39 PM (EoRCO)
----------------------------------
You know this?
Look, I'm not saying he needed a beard.
I'm not saying that maybe at that time she just wanted a vacation from sexual entanglements.
I'm not saying the press attention helped both of them.
Who knows?





Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 19, 2018 09:03 PM (0jtPF)

228 *waves arms furiously at America*

Save us Obi Wan Trump! You're our only hope!

--Morons left behind in California

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2018 09:03 PM (EZebt)

229 >>>Posted by: Uncle Nuge

4F Uncle Nuge, missed his chance.

Posted by: The Duck of Death at April 19, 2018 09:03 PM (zNVgn)

230 @225 FAT !!

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2018 09:03 PM (bUjCl)

231 yup off topic but IDGAF This needs to be said:

Dear Jackstraw,

You have obvious inside info or you are remarkably astute.

Im going with both and hearty THANK YOU.

Seriously dude, I comb these threads for your inspiring words.

I have not yet (an RCH away) given up on sessions and I too believe that things are different with Trump at the Helm. When I read the story about Rudy I could hear the turd filing up in Muellers pants.

Rudy doesn't fuck around and his 'negotiation' is one that I highly suspect will not yield an inch to Mueller. Quite the contrary.

The undefined scope of this "investigation" is about to shrink to the size of a Cheerio.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at April 19, 2018 09:03 PM (aR6C/)

232 Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:01 PM (hyuyC)


Does anyone hold civil authority in Mexico without the cartels' sufferance? Legitimately asking, I really don't know.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 09:04 PM (y87Qq)

233 Also, Comey DID pledge loyalty to Trump. LMAO. I love POTUS and wouldn't have kissed his ass to that degree.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2018 09:04 PM (tvTpQ)

234 Stayer looked like the devil incarnate in that first impeach PDT ad he did. Very sinister

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 09:04 PM (PUmDY)

235 225 https://tinyurl.com/ya37vmo2

What were we talking about again? I went to a happy place.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 09:02 PM (sxI6A)

I wants me some of those mis-proportions.

Whoa.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 09:04 PM (UsCnO)

236 Mel Gibson was an ersatz Francis Marion, so I assume Jason Isaacs was ersatz Tarleton. Cornwallis was Cornwallis.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2018 09:04 PM (rnAwa)

237 Trump is right to deny him the cover of this "charade."

Wha....?

Posted by: Robert Mueller at April 19, 2018 09:05 PM (eHYux)

238 Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:46 PM (cHbmY)

Ayup.

DK.

We need a punk music revival, now that we know who the *real* totalitarians are.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 08:49 PM (953wK)

the problem is that the current iteration of *punk* see the same issues with the same right wingers and think the lefties will answer their prayers...

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (LDxhw)

239 If the military isn't allowed to guard our border, then I don't know what they're for.

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Social experiments.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (+y/Ru)

240 Quiet Man @37,
Yes.
cj 60657

Posted by: chicongo johnny- cig smuggler at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (5CirR)

241 I was gonna post something about the "planned spontaneous protests" over a hypothetical Mueller firing, then I saw that Trayon White (D - Bigot) went to the Holocaust Museum... then got in an argument claiming that it looked like the Nazis were protecting one of their victims, and then left early.

Hooboy.

https://bit.ly/2F1mc5w

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (FDnQi)

242 Jason Iscaacs was a good bad guy.

He was also good as a detective in a BBC thing I saw.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (+lOpA)

243 If he's wrong, he is going into a shallow grave. Kidding.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (PUmDY)

244 How did you guys go from talking about Jerry Brown to Kate Upton's boobs??

Posted by: IC at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (ZUN/u)

from one horrible boob to one pair of great boobs?

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (LDxhw)

245 All I've got to say is, if you're focusing on a woman's feet...

"Hey, buddy, my eyes are up here! Uh... and so are my t*ts! And stomach? How about my crotch? Are you interested in a woman's crotch? You do know that's higher up, right?"

Posted by: junior at April




the problem is once you see them you cannot look away.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (MTjB1)

246 Based on prime time commercials, almost all families are interracial or gay.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (Z48ZB)

247 That's what el Jefe did; he deployed the Guard for re-election purposes but made sure they just shined their boot the whole time.

Of course, he had the Border Patrol serving as bellhops, too.

Not an expert, but there are many levels of deployment from voluntary to mandatory.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 19, 2018 09:07 PM (Ndje9)

248 Not OT, since it's Kate Upton. Kate Upton!

As I said earlier: best shape of her life.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydxlwf8a


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Ha! My wife looks better in workout tights.

Posted by: MAGA at April 19, 2018 09:07 PM (LnOh3)

249 And what does any of this have to do with Godzilla?
Posted by: eleven at April



same waist and hip dimensions

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 09:08 PM (MTjB1)

250 The hard core of resistance to a well run Mexico is the Narco state; the cartels and their bought politicians. Indeed, they are Mexico, with tendrils into the US.

Sadly, I think it's more than that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 09:08 PM (GBxj/)

251 Based on prime time commercials, almost all families are interracial or gay.
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (Z48ZB)


Which is bullshit because it ignores the 80-85% of the population that's post-op transgender.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 09:08 PM (y87Qq)

252 @245 the problem is once you see them you cannot look away.
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The problem is that you were looking down there to begin with.

Posted by: junior at April 19, 2018 09:08 PM (e7Q0v)

253 hogmartin

Not really. The Mexican Marines are fighting the good fight. No one else.

The strategic center is in the US. A whole bunch of spiritually empty people that feels drug use is a sacrament feed the cartel. No drug use in the US, no cartels. Solve that problem and Mexico has a shot at being lawful.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:08 PM (hyuyC)

254 Mel Gibson was an ersatz Francis Marion, so I assume Jason Isaacs was ersatz Tarleton. Cornwallis was Cornwallis.
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And John Graves Simcoe founded Toronto, and freed the slaves without, to my knowledge, poisoning any horses here.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 09:08 PM (VBKy9)

255 Happy woman >> stunningly beautiful woman.

IMHO.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:50 PM (hyuyC)


If you want to be happy for the rest of your life

You gotta make an ugly woman your wife...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 09:08 PM (n9EOP)

256 the problem is once you see them you cannot look away.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (MTjB1)

I've seen the claws, yikes.

Posted by: chango butt at April 19, 2018 09:08 PM (GmKca)

257

Kia makes a Cobra now?

Wow, the power-to-weight ratio must really be something.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 09:09 PM (GdWl+)

258 218 @181 now, christina hendricks is fat. she also has messed up feet.
--------------------

All I've got to say is, if you're focusing on a woman's feet...

-------

...you might be Quentin Tarantino.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 19, 2018 09:09 PM (W+kMI)

259 The best kate upton pic got leaked in one of the fappening leaks. kind of nsfw or I would share.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 09:09 PM (MTjB1)

260 Which is bullshit because it ignores the 80-85% of the population that's post-op transgender.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 09:08 PM (y87Qq)


They're there. You just can't tell.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 09:09 PM (+lOpA)

261 Who's Kate Upton? And, no, I'm not going to look.

Posted by: Winston at April 19, 2018 09:09 PM (wgCUV)

262 All I've got to say is, if you're focusing on a woman's feet...

-------

...you might be Quentin Tarantino.
Posted by: exdem13 at April




her feet would be more appropriate for tentacle porn.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 09:10 PM (MTjB1)

263 Who's Kate Upton? And, no, I'm not going to look.
Posted by: Winston at April 19, 2018 09:09 PM (wgCUV)


It's a kind of weasel.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 09:11 PM (y87Qq)

264 216 192 Ha ha ha.

One of the memos Comey leaked says he told Trump he wasn't sneaky and didn't leak.

This is so awesome.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (/tuJf)

Omg. ThiS even better than I imagined what would be in his girly diary writings!!!

Where can I read these!?
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 09:00 PM (Z48ZB)

Another excerpt

"I have a big date tonight - with a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream."

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 09:11 PM (ANIFC)

265 Hah....yeah that big toe comes looping in from Cleveland.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 09:11 PM (+lOpA)

266 A whole bunch of spiritually empty people that feels drug use is a sacrament feed the cartel.

Singapore has shown the way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 09:12 PM (GBxj/)

267 Deplorable Jay Guevara

I'm trying to be optimistic here. Mexico has never, ever, been well run. From the Aztecs on, there is the constant fight for good amidst the ruins of potential.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:12 PM (hyuyC)

268 If you want to be happy for the rest of your life

You gotta make an ugly woman your wife...
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 09:08 PM (n9EOP)


Leave Obama out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 09:13 PM (GBxj/)

269 I'm trying to be optimistic here. Mexico has never, ever, been well run. From the Aztecs on, there is the constant fight for good amidst the ruins of potential.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:12 PM (hyuyC)


They're still taking human sacrifices in Mexico. The manner of sacrifice has changed, that's all.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 09:13 PM (953wK)

270 Steyer is on my Hellfire-from-a-Predator list right after Soros & his kids.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 09:13 PM (Mbmmf)

271 BTW, they took down the statue of Cornwallis in Halifax, N.S. because he was mean to the Indians.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 09:13 PM (VBKy9)

272 Deplorable Jay Guevara

I saw how the Navy did it as well. It can be done.


Singapore and the Navy have advantages of limited access.

The panopticon society could potentially eradicate the entire drug culture. But can we accept the certain collateral damage of that depth of control over others?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:14 PM (hyuyC)

273 267 Deplorable Jay Guevara

I'm trying to be optimistic here. Mexico has never, ever, been well run. From the Aztecs on, there is the constant fight for good amidst the ruins of potential.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:12 PM (hyuyC)


I understand. The problem is fundamental. How fundamental? That I don't know. On good days, I think it could be fixed with a couple generations of occupation, as in Japan and Germany.

On bad days ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 09:14 PM (GBxj/)

274 So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly woman to marry you.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 09:15 PM (0tfLf)

275 I tried slathering myself with cream cheese icing because I had heard he was a fan. Didn't get one whiff.

Posted by: Comey at April 19, 2018 09:15 PM (PUmDY)

276 The US deployed federal troops to the Mexican border at the turn of the 20th Century when Pancho Villa was conducting cross-border raids. That's where George Patton got his first taste of action, and fell in love with it. It's also where Pershing distinguished himself, laying the groundwork for his later command of the AEF in WWI.

Posted by: Bigwig from Watership Down


Those cross border raids started right after our US President, who had made commitment of a trainload of arms to Villa, Welched on the deal which cost Villa a good number of his men.

Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 09:15 PM (Sc+fF)

277 "The orange glow of Trump made me nervous, oh Reinhold Neibuhr, please save me!"

Posted by: MAGA at April 19, 2018 09:15 PM (LnOh3)

278 Jason Iscaacs was a good bad guy.

He was also good as a detective in a BBC thing I saw.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (+lOpA)
I will admit, I liked him in the harry potter movies. he does the villain really well.

what BBC thing was it? I'm curious. need something new to watch.

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:15 PM (LDxhw)

279 "Is that allowed?"


Fuck the left, their rules. Time to make them feel it.

Posted by: Unclefacts, yeah, that one. at April 19, 2018 09:16 PM (Ayk4B)

280 The California government has done NOTHING that benefits normal Americans since Pete Wilson was the governor.

After Wilson was gone the train went off the track.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at April 19, 2018 09:16 PM (3/xBT)

281 273 267 Deplorable Jay Guevara

I'm trying to be optimistic here. Mexico has never, ever, been well run. From the Aztecs on, there is the constant fight for good amidst the ruins of potential.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:12 PM (hyuyC)

I understand. The problem is fundamental. How fundamental? That I don't know. On good days, I think it could be fixed with a couple generations of occupation, as in Japan and Germany.

On bad days ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Santa Anna hated Mexicans, he said they were to stupid to have a democracy.

Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 09:17 PM (Sc+fF)

282 The panopticon society could potentially eradicate the entire drug culture. But can we accept the certain collateral damage of that depth of control over others?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:14 PM (hyuyC)


I understand your point here too. My point was that it can be done; whether we're willing to do it or not is another question.

It's not clear that we need the panopticon culture. If consequences are sufficiently draconian, it's probably not necessary. But again, are we willing/able to make consequences sufficiently draconian?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 09:17 PM (GBxj/)

283 Jason Iscaacs was a good bad guy.

He was also good as a detective in a BBC thing I saw.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (+lOpA)
I will admit, I liked him in the harry potter movies. he does the villain really well.

what BBC thing was it? I'm curious. need something new to watch.
======

He's also the "bad guy" in The Patriot.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 09:17 PM (nILVB)

284 what BBC thing was it? I'm curious. need something new to watch.
Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:15 PM (LDxhw)



Case Histories. I think.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 09:17 PM (+lOpA)

285 Memo to self, I think PDT likes Chaps.

Posted by: Comey at April 19, 2018 09:18 PM (PUmDY)

286 Based on prime time commercials, almost all families are interracial or gay.
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (Z48ZB)

Yes! And so happy and successful too.

There are no poor, unhappy, drug addled homos or non-whites anywhere in TV land.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2018 09:19 PM (EoRCO)

287 270
Steyer is on my Hellfire-from-a-Predator list right after Soros his kids.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 09:13 PM (Mbmmf)

Hellfire? Predator? These clowns are on my Marines still issue bayonets list, I don't want some distant pretend pilot taking credit for these kills.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at April 19, 2018 09:21 PM (DxWUs)

288 Palerider, not blasting you. While i am neither fat nor portly, I am far from perfect. Kate upton is neither fat nor portly, but not perfect. I think many women are attractive, but not perfect. I'm happy with that.

Posted by: RI Red - Bandana Republican at April 19, 2018 09:21 PM (ZG9gR)

289 Link to Comey memos: https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/4442900-Ex-FBI-Director-James-Comey-s-memos.html

Note, at the outset, Comey doesn't "know the classification." He's screwed.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2018 09:22 PM (tvTpQ)

290 When I was at Ft Lewis I met an old duffer who was a private in Pattons platoon. A very coolguy.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 09:22 PM (0tfLf)

291 Deplorable Jay Guevara

In the Navy, we tied employment to no drug use.

In the civil world would we have a drug using Civilian Construction Corps wannabes? Isolated from the civil society?

Would the government provide drugs to people, if they did not vote and were used for medical research?

The Organ-leggers series by Larry Niven were short stories that took parts from criminals to extend lives of citizens. But then more and more actions became death penalty crimes. In one story it was running a stop sign.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:23 PM (hyuyC)

292 Jimmy Soul was awesome...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg

Posted by: Comey at April 19, 2018 09:23 PM (PUmDY)

293 >>Posted by: Getcha Pull

Thanks.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 09:24 PM (/tuJf)

294 "He asked me if this was a private conversation. I said that it was."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2018 09:24 PM (tvTpQ)

295 Memo to self, I think PDT likes Chaps.

Posted by: Comey


Jimmy, you see the pointy things sticking out from under those tapadaros?

Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 09:24 PM (Sc+fF)

296 Based on prime time commercials, almost all families are interracial or gay.


Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (Z48ZB)

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My favorite has been watching a show based on a divorced couple who split up because the guy 1) didn't want to have sex often enough and 2) didn't want to have that sex with Pam from the Office.

I know it's supposed to be a comedy, but that was one of the funniest things I had ever heard. So much so that it's a distraction from everything else.

Really, Hollywood? That was what you thought you'd push? What is that, 0.05% of all heterosexual marriages end because the guy doesn't want to have sex with Pam from the Office who is crazy about having sex and wants to have sex with her husband every day?

Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 19, 2018 09:25 PM (LV5XU)

297 "...panopticon..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 09:17 PM (GBxj/)

Jeremy Bentham was a fvcking fascist, in the worst sense of the word.

Not my favorite social theorist.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 09:25 PM (wYseH)

298 Trayon White (D - Bigot) went to the Holocaust Museum

-
Absolutely infuriating.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 09:26 PM (+y/Ru)

299 Does anyone remember overusing Polo or Chaps to not smell like weed or cigarette smoke? Your folks knew what was going on.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 09:27 PM (PUmDY)

300 http://bit.ly/2J8HJvm
+++++
Rudy Giuliani Joins Trump Legal Team: 'I Have High Regard for the President and for Bob Mueller' | Breitbart

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 19, 2018 09:27 PM (y3aQB)

301 Comey states in the memo that he told Trump that "he didn't do weasely moves and didn't leak"


Creating the memos and then leaking them is not only extremely weasely but it makes him a LIAR

Is there anyone less self aware than Lord Jim ??

Posted by: REDACTED at April 19, 2018 09:27 PM (Ymy4N)

302 Does anyone hold civil authority in Mexico without the cartels' sufferance? Legitimately asking, I really don't know.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 09:04 PM (y87Qq)

The Cartels give Mexican elected officials and civil servants the choice between silver or lead, one or the other. It takes incredible bravery to turn them down.

Posted by: troyriser at April 19, 2018 09:27 PM (qUD5Q)

303 per Fox, Comey memos are released, don't disprove that Hillary is innocent of running a red light

Levin sounds pissed about something

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (KxbBq)

304 Oh, and I also learned that the period immediately after a divorce from someone you care deeply about and share children with is a wonderful, carefree time of happiness, dating, and being happy. And also dating and lots of happiness.

Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (LV5XU)

305 Really, Hollywood? That was what you thought you'd push? What is that, 0.05% of all heterosexual marriages end because the guy doesn't want to have sex with Pam from the Office who is crazy about having sex and wants to have sex with her husband every day?

Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 19, 2018 09:25 PM (LV5XU) fnord (LV5XU)


That was one of the premises of the British comedy "Chef!"

I'm sure there are others.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (FDnQi)

306 Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 09:24 PM (/tuJf)

The Mets game is the free game of the day on MLB.

So you can watch Matt Harvey get his ass handed to him....for FREE!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (wYseH)

307 Is there anyone less self aware than Lord Jim ??

Posted by: REDACTED at April 19, 2018 09:27 PM (Ymy4N)

Have you heard about me and my sisters book? - D Feral Hogg

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (DxWUs)

308 Kate's not fat. She has scrawny chicken legs, though.
____________________

Hey, me too!

But I still snagged a rich prince!

Posted by: Meghan Markle at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (fqUgw)

309 Jeremy Bentham was a fvcking fascist, in the worst sense of the word.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 09:25 PM (wYseH)


You can go tap on his aquarium glass though.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 09:29 PM (y87Qq)

310 http://bit.ly/2JcftrL
++++
Exclusive - Rohrabacher: I Would Have 'Physical Proof' Russia Is Not Assange's Source of DNC Emails if Not for Mueller

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 19, 2018 09:29 PM (y3aQB)

311 Does anyone hold civil authority in Mexico without the cartels' sufferance? Legitimately asking, I really don't know.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 09:04 PM (y87Qq)

The Cartels give Mexican elected officials and civil servants the choice between silver or lead, one or the other. It takes incredible bravery to turn them down.

Posted by: troyriser


If the civil >elected< authorities wanted the Cartels gone the Cartels would be dead. The Mexican govt doesn't GAS about its people.

Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 09:30 PM (Sc+fF)

312
That was one of the premises of the British comedy "Chef!"



I'm sure there are others.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (FDnQi)


----

50% of the population are crossdressers, 70% of the population is gay, and 92% of all marriages end because the man doesn't want to have sex.

Love,
Hollywood

Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 19, 2018 09:31 PM (LV5XU)

313 FREE NUTRIA!!!!

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at April 19, 2018 09:32 PM (KF6/T)

314 304 Oh, and I also learned that the period immediately after a divorce from someone you care deeply about and share children with is a wonderful, carefree time of happiness, dating, and being happy. And also dating and lots of happiness.
Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (LV5XU)

Maybe for the woman who divorced her husband. The other way around, not so much.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

315 >>The Mets game is the free game of the day on MLB.

>>So you can watch Matt Harvey get his ass handed to him....for FREE!

Mr. .500 says what?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 09:32 PM (/tuJf)

316 2) didn't want to have that sex with Pam from the Office

Seriously? How in the world- we'll, how in the real world- could that premise get a green light?

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2018 09:33 PM (eHYux)

317 Poor Levin looks like he's gonna pop a vessel.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 19, 2018 09:33 PM (dUJdY)

318 >>>How did you guys go from talking about Jerry Brown to Kate Upton's boobs??<<<

If Kate Upton's nipples were emitting perky, moist Moonbeams, I still wouldn't give Jerry Brown a fucking dime to deploy the Guard if he's not going to comply with an order to protect and defend the border.

Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2018 09:33 PM (bJ0w+)

319 Go Braves!!!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 09:34 PM (PUmDY)

320 How about deploying drones equipped with DEWs along the border provide bavkup. People catching on fire along the border would work wonders on the trafficking problem.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 09:34 PM (Q9ugn)

321 Insomniac

Do we need to crowd source a week with a stunning woman for you?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:34 PM (hyuyC)

322 Declare the shithole to be in rebellion and get the troops in Sacramento.

Posted by: torabora at April 19, 2018 09:34 PM (Q1UO3)

323 Have you heard about me and my sisters book? - D Feral Hogg
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (DxWUs)

One of the first auctions I attended was sale of cast offs of Ima Hogg. Many decades ago

Posted by: REDACTED at April 19, 2018 09:34 PM (Ymy4N)

324 2) didn't want to have that sex with Pam from the Office

Seriously? How in the world- we'll, how in the real world- could that premise get a green light?

Well, for one, my wife would kill me.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 19, 2018 09:34 PM (CL76w)

325 You know who was hot? That chick that replaced Pam from The Office.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 09:35 PM (+lOpA)

326 well I for one can't hardly wait for "Happy Days" to be revived with Potsie dating Ralph Malph.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 19, 2018 09:35 PM (KxbBq)

327 And Kate Upton is a cow

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at April 19, 2018 09:35 PM (KF6/T)

328 Oh, and I also learned that the period immediately after a divorce from someone you care deeply about and share children with is a wonderful, carefree time of happiness, dating, and being happy. And also dating and lots of happiness.


Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (LV5XU)

well, if she's a lying, cheating whore who ...

yeah, it's probably is.

but I bet they're not playing that angle are they?

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:35 PM (LDxhw)

329 JS, < 2 months until start I'd D&C tour.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 09:36 PM (PUmDY)

330 Insomniac

Do we need to crowd source a week with a stunning woman for you?

Posted by: NaCly Dog

Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 09:36 PM (Sc+fF)

331 Spot the oxy, Moron.

TAP ALERTS
@TAPAlerts
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 09:36 PM (+y/Ru)

332 327 And Kate Upton is a cow
Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at April 19, 2018 09:35 PM (KF6/T)

Udderly ridiculous

Posted by: REDACTED at April 19, 2018 09:36 PM (Ymy4N)

333 Of

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 09:37 PM (PUmDY)

334 Well, for one, my wife would kill me.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 19, 2018 09:34 PM (CL76w)

might be worth the risk... lol

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:37 PM (LDxhw)

335 Spontaneous. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:37 PM (hyuyC)

336 but I bet they're not playing that angle are they?
Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:35 PM (LDxhw)

Ummmm....no. The wimmens in Hollyweird are all smart, competent and full of piss and vinegar.

Men need not apply.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2018 09:37 PM (EoRCO)

337 Seriously? How in the world- we'll, how in the real world- could that premise get a green light?

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2018 09:33 PM (eHYux) fnord (eHYux)


Because entertainment execs don't understand anything but irony.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 19, 2018 09:38 PM (FDnQi)

338 well, if she's a lying, cheating whore who ...



yeah, it's probably is.



but I bet they're not playing that angle are they?

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:35 PM (LDxhw)


---

No, she's a wonderful loving mother who just wanted to have sex every day like any other wife.

Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 19, 2018 09:38 PM (LV5XU)

339 Spot the oxy, Moron.

TAP ALERTS
@TAPAlerts
PHOTO: Spontaneous protests have been planned across the nation if and when Trump moves to fire SC Robert Mueller and/or DAG Rod Rosenstein.

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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 09:36 PM (+y/Ru)

English, what do it mean...

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (LDxhw)

340 Maybe Gov. Moonbeam can use the National Guard to stop the people fleeing his state instead.

Posted by: Ripley at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (NbRJx)

341 Maybe for the woman who divorced her husband. The other way around, not so much.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

--------

I have to disagree. After I moved out and began dating, I started getting laid again, after 2 1/2 years.

God Bless you Teresa. That first time, I'm surprised stuff wasn't leaking out of your ears.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (NIRP2)

342 321 Insomniac

Do we need to crowd source a week with a stunning woman for you?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:34 PM (hyuyC)

Define "stunning."

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (NWiLs)

343 Mexico needs to be invaded and thoroughly conquered. Conquistadors rock.
Jail every government worker down to dog catcher.
Then start over.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (0tfLf)

344 If you have two planned spontaneous protests conflicting on your calendar, do you get your assistant to call and reschedule one of the planned spontaneous protests?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (y87Qq)

345 304 Oh, and I also learned that the period immediately after a divorce from someone you care deeply about and share children with is a wonderful, carefree time of happiness, dating, and being happy. And also dating and lots of happiness.
Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (LV5XU

Missing the sarc tag.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (Q9ugn)

346
TAP ALERTS
@TAPAlerts
PHOTO: Spontaneous protests have been planned across the nation if and when Trump moves to fire SC Robert Mueller and/or DAG Rod Rosenstein.

https://bit.ly/2JajXiu

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Spontaneous planned are an oxymoron.

Posted by: Jean at April 19, 2018 09:40 PM (MLEGZ)

347 Spot the oxy, Moron.

TAP ALERTS
@TAPAlerts
PHOTO: Spontaneous protests have been planned across the nation if and when Trump moves to fire SC Robert Mueller and/or DAG Rod Rosenstein.

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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,


Soros and the Soros clan spontaneously find themselves on Hungarian soil.
America becomes oddly void of protests.

Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 09:40 PM (Sc+fF)

348 Mr. .500 says what?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 09:32 PM (/tuJf)

9-8 = .529

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 09:40 PM (wYseH)

349 well, if she's a lying, cheating whore who ...
=====

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Lisa P. at April 19, 2018 09:40 PM (nILVB)

350 No, she's a wonderful loving mother who just wanted to have sex every day like any other wife.


Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 19, 2018 09:38 PM (LV5XU)

pray tell, the name of this mythical land and directions to said locale...

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:40 PM (LDxhw)

351 Yeah, like Upton doesn't make you guys horny.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 09:40 PM (VBKy9)

352 Define "stunning."
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (NWiLs)




::taser::

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)

353 the solution is simple: Federalize the CA ARNG and AFNG, taking them out of Moonbeam's authority, deploy them to the border, then put them in active enforcement roles and order the PAOs to trumpet that shit to the 4 winds...

F our stupid "sanctuary state" law.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 09:41 PM (jaNjl)

354 I hope they engage in human spontaneous combustion.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 09:41 PM (IqV8l)

355 I have to disagree. After I moved out and began dating, I started getting laid again, after 2 1/2 years.

God Bless you Teresa. That first time, I'm surprised stuff wasn't leaking out of your ears.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (NIRP2)

I've been celibate for going on 8 years.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:41 PM (NWiLs)

356 Define "stunning."
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (NWiLs)


How long has it been? They have nematocysts now.

They're... evolving.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 09:41 PM (y87Qq)

357 The Comey memos already lesked?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 09:41 PM (SYiiL)

358 Insomniac

Well, an electric eel implant would be right out. As would a joy buzzer in hand.

Stunning is in the eyes of the beholder.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:41 PM (hyuyC)

359 well, if she's a lying, cheating whore who ...
=====

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Lisa P. at April 19, 2018 09:40 PM (nILVB)
if the bridle fits...

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:42 PM (LDxhw)

360 Define "stunning."

Equipped with a taser. Or a Violet Wand. Your choice.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 19, 2018 09:42 PM (H5knJ)

361 Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:46 PM (cHbmY)

Ayup.

DK.

We need a punk music revival, now that we know who the *real* totalitarians are.
Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 08:49 PM (953wK

Jello had a bead on Jerry Brown from the getgo...he also drew one on Reagan, which I wisely ignored.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at April 19, 2018 09:42 PM (5leUT)

362 Define "stunning."
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (NWiLs)
=====

Don't wanna toot my own horn, but....

Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 19, 2018 09:43 PM (nILVB)

363 >>9-8 = .529

Oh you won a game. Congratulations!

Double digits are just around the corner.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 09:43 PM (/tuJf)

364 360 Define "stunning."

Equipped with a taser. Or a Violet Wand. Your choice.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 19, 2018 09:42 PM (H5knJ)

That would be any of the Ette's, myself included.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2018 09:43 PM (YYn2L)

365 redc1c4, good to see you here. I haven't forgot about the "String of Pearls" but life interferes with important things.

Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 09:44 PM (Sc+fF)

366 I'd rather have guns and money.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (Mbmmf)

If you have enough guns and money, you can get all the lawyers you need, one way or the other.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 09:44 PM (efC8N)

367 ALH, I am convinced that all 'ettes meet both definitions of stunning. With sparkling personalities to boot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:44 PM (hyuyC)

368 "357 The Comey memos already lesked?"

Some sneaky leaker leaked 'em. Probably wrote it in a memo, too.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2018 09:45 PM (tvTpQ)

369 I've been celibate for going on 8 years.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:41 PM (NWiLs)

---------

That absolutely sucks, although it sounds like there may be an element of personal choice to that. I refer to putting yourself out there and actively pursuing.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 09:45 PM (NIRP2)

370 Federalize them AND deploy them to Texas

Posted by: Jean at April 19, 2018 09:46 PM (MLEGZ)

371 And Kate Upton is a cow

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at April 19, 2018 09:35 PM (KF6/T)



Udderly ridiculous

Posted by: REDACTED at April 19, 2018 09:36 PM (Ymy4N)

Yes, keep on milking that line for all it's worth!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 09:46 PM (n9EOP)

372 the man with the candy balls
Like 2 beer cans stacked on end
Has a head on it like a beefheart
Ruined that whore in Fresno

Posted by: Sugar Dik Daddy at April 19, 2018 09:46 PM (KF6/T)

373 The one thing that has been pretty well illustrated this week is that Comey is a fucking nutjob.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 09:47 PM (oVJmc)

374 ALH, I am convinced that all 'ettes meet both definitions of stunning. With sparkling personalities to boot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:44 PM (hyuyC)

Having been lucky enough to meet a few 'ettes, your assumptions are 100% correct!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 09:48 PM (n9EOP)

375 MC50 tour is coming here. Just Wayne with soundgarden guitarist and others. I have high hopes, which will prob. be dashed.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 09:48 PM (PUmDY)

376 372 the man with the candy balls
Like 2 beer cans stacked on end
Has a head on it like a beefheart
Ruined that whore in Fresno
Posted by: Sugar Dik Daddy at April 19, 2018 09:46 PM (KF6/T)



Now that's art.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 09:48 PM (+lOpA)

377 *ONT is NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 19, 2018 09:49 PM (Ckg4U)

378 NOOD ONT...

enter at your own risk...

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:49 PM (LDxhw)

379 373 The one thing that has been pretty well illustrated this week is that Comey is a fucking nutjob.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 09:47 PM (oVJmc)



Wonder what Rudy thinks of him nowadays.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 09:50 PM (+lOpA)

380 Hrothgar, well, maybe not stunning.

Posted by: Infidel at April 19, 2018 09:50 PM (a3OL0)

381 WTF with the memos? They look like pages from his My Little Pony Diary. This is what the Deep State has been protecting?

Posted by: RI Red - Bandana Republican at April 19, 2018 09:50 PM (ZG9gR)

382 I have never not been wasted at a Trader Vic's.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 09:51 PM (PUmDY)

383
All 'ettes are saucy, winsome and 29.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 09:51 PM (s8E31)

384 321 Insomniac

Do we need to crowd source a week with a stunning woman for you?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:34 PM (hyuyC)
*************
Hello Big Boy

Posted by: Stormy at April 19, 2018 09:52 PM (Q1UO3)

385 Double digits are just around the corner.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 09:43 PM (/tuJf)

Shall we double down?

Two dozen oysters and a bottle of good white.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 09:56 PM (wYseH)

386 Oysters and ww? Blech.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 09:58 PM (PUmDY)

387 The one thing that has been pretty well illustrated this week is that Comey is a fucking nutjob.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 09:47

That's true in spades.

Posted by: Farmer at April 19, 2018 09:58 PM (yJ1e6)

388 I've been celibate for going on 8 years.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:41 PM (NWiLs)
---
ONLY 8?

you lucky bastard.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 10:00 PM (jaNjl)

389 Wikileaks with memos...
https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/987142090307055616

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 10:01 PM (VBKy9)

390 >>Shall we double down?

>>Two dozen oysters and a bottle of good white.

Oh why not.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 10:03 PM (/tuJf)

391 342 321 Insomniac

Do we need to crowd source a week with a stunning woman for you?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:34 PM (hyuyC)

Define "stunning."

pulse?

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 19, 2018 10:09 PM (CL76w)

392 Do they need CA guards? Can't they use other states guards on CA-Mexico borders?

Posted by: 4rcane at April 20, 2018 08:57 AM (uvlNx)

David "Camera" Hogg Now to Become David "Book Tour" Hogg

"His" book will be called #NeverAgain. Yes, with a hashtag in the actual title, apparently.

That's what we're dealing with here. HashtagHolocaust!!!

While David Hogg continues to cash in on his experience, other Parkland, Fla., students who witnessed the shooting continue to be ignored and even denied the opportunity to speak at events. Kyle Kashuv, a junior at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, was not invited to speak at the March for our Lives rally because he is a supporter of gun rights. Hunter Pollack, the older brother of Meadow Pollack, who was killed in the shooting, was also denied the opportunity to be heard.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:40 PM




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1
This Is The World We Live In Now

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:33 PM (tFDiW)

2
Twerpenfuhrer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:34 PM (VM6ev)

3 I bet he has a bloody anus.

Posted by: f'd at April 19, 2018 06:34 PM (UdKB7)

4 So seventeen teens and school staff are the equivalent of the millions of Jews?

Common Core?

Posted by: socalcon at April 19, 2018 06:34 PM (Roy2Z)

5 I find it hard to believe anyone would waste a nickel on a book by a brain damaged child.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 19, 2018 06:35 PM (OaFwE)

6 #revenge of the punchable face

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 19, 2018 06:35 PM (LWu6U)

7
Hogg's theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEvMkvr7Wa0

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:35 PM (VM6ev)

8
I really hate this kid and it makes me sick to think about him. Especially at Supper Time.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:36 PM (tFDiW)

9 #BringOurGunsBack

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 19, 2018 06:36 PM (SRarZ)

10 Damn. Leaving for dinner in a minute.

I was informed by a member of the Wymyn's March in my paper today that criticizing Camera Hogg and the other little attention whores is evil or something.

Boo fucking hoo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

11 #stop treating me like a little kid, mommy

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 19, 2018 06:37 PM (LWu6U)

12 Will it come with crayons?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 06:37 PM (O5Q3r)

13
Worst Bond Movie Song?

My nom: For Your Eyes Only

This is a terrible song. Terrible music. Terrible lyrics. Just awful. I heard it this morning and I never realized how awful it was.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:37 PM (tFDiW)

14 My husband said he never wants to see the kid's face or hear his name again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

15

He can #SAND

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (IqV8l)

16 What's he going to do when it happens again?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (2DOZq)

17 His book will be a hit in #SafeSpaces everywhere.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

18 Will Bill Ayers be ghostwriting the book?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (r9UYA)

19 The real question is who will the Commies get to write his book for him/

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (pOqmx)

20 I believe it's going to be a whole lot like Comey's book tour. They both are media creations, loved inside the Beltway by the media people - but out in the rest of the country, where real people live, I don't think anyone gives a damn about either of them.

Hogg will probably make a splash in San Francisco and Seattle. But where else? Big deal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (k1TUh)

21 Was he even in a building where the shooting occurred?

It's just funny that he became a celebrity because it was within a few hundred yards of something bad happening. In a separate building with the doors closed and locked.

I still say though Hogg is a gift for our side, way overplayed their hand with him.

Posted by: Maritime at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (lKmt3)

22
It's a coloring book

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (lKyWE)

23
What's he going to do when it happens again?

Celebrate.

Because it will extend his Sell-By Date.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:39 PM (tFDiW)

24 The real question is who will the Commies get to write his book for him/

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (pOqmx)


Choom Boy has time on his hands.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:39 PM (ptqGC)

25 I am sure it will rival Hemingway, if Hemingway was a tide pod eating 17 year old know nothing.

Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 06:39 PM (AoLFQ)

26
"Trelayne! Come inside and stop persecuting the people!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:39 PM (VM6ev)

27 I thought President Trump was supposed to be arrogant and overtly hysterical.

When this kid's fifteen minutes are up it's gonna be brutal.

Posted by: trev006 at April 19, 2018 06:39 PM (OMTTb)

28 #StupidBeGone!

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2018 06:39 PM (bUjCl)

29

Ooh, goody. Now he can get confronted for his lies.

I hope he comes down here with that crap. I'd do it.

"Hey, why didn't you protest at the Coward County Sheriff's office?"

"Why are you protecting Obama and Holder?"

"Do you still support the Obama's Promise Program?"

"How many times did you get shot at?"

"Did you hold a dying classmate in your arms?"

"Did you tend to any victims while the sheriffs didn't let any first responders in?"

"Where were you when this happened?"

"Who's telling you what to say? CNN? MSNBC? Soros?"


Oh, the fun I would have, for a minute or two...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 06:39 PM (GdWl+)

30 #NeverAgain: A Tale of One Child's Attention-Whoring

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (SRarZ)

31 "Hogg's theme song: "


I thought it was this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxKCst7KY50

Posted by: f'd at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (UdKB7)

32 interesting in the live in interesting times sense that only Hogg and the other few Parkland students that are preaching the Soros and Bloomberg gun grab sermon are allowed to speak.

I hope the story of the denying of actual survivors and family members of murder victims gets out to the public.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (eASYU)

33 As Dennis Miller has said "Mein Kampf, has no dedication."

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (HIpEF)

34 The photo of the kid on the dust jacket:

Raised Hitler fist or somber pondering?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (ptqGC)

35 I hope Hogg boy will #neveragain spout off.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (OaFwE)

36 14 My husband said he never wants to see the kid's face or hear his name again.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:37 PM (ptqGC)


The next thing you know, he's running for President.

May G-d strike me down first (or preferably him) before ever letting that happen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (VM6ev)

37 Kids clearly being groomed for a political career.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (+lOpA)

38 >>Oh, the fun I would have, for a minute or two...

Sounds like my sex life.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

39
I don't understand how you write a book based on a 15 minute experience.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 06:41 PM (lKyWE)

40 , if Hemingway was a tide pod eating 17 year old know nothing.


Sorry. Busy get blown up in the war I volunteered for.

Posted by: 17 year old Hemingway at April 19, 2018 06:41 PM (fuK7c)

41 Gay gun grabbing is so #thisweek.


Run on Hogg, please dems, run on hogg.

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 06:41 PM (ahV/f)

42 Call me cynical, but I bet the first draft of this Commie propaganda is already complete. The book will be out before the 2018 elections.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 06:41 PM (pOqmx)

43 #CrazyLikeAHogg

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2018 06:41 PM (bUjCl)

44 31 "Hogg's theme song: "

I thought it was this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxKCst7KY50
Posted by: f'd at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (UdKB7)


That'll work. Maybe "Little Hitler" is too on the nose.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:41 PM (VM6ev)

45
This stupid little shit david hogg has no interest in there never being another school shooting. It's his "thing" now.

He's a hustler just like jesse jackson and sharpton.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:41 PM (tFDiW)

46 He would have made a great guard in Hillary's Happy Fun Camp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

47 #GiveHoggAWedgie

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2018 06:42 PM (bUjCl)

48 His 15 pages of fame. Barney Frank should do the audiobook.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 06:42 PM (HIpEF)

49 From the article I saw on this it sounded like it was already written. The announcement mentioned it was a 128 page book.

And it's going to be an instruction manual on how to be a teen activist.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 06:42 PM (W+vEI)

50 37 Kids clearly being groomed for a political career.
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (+lOpA)


"Come to Rotherhithe. We groom him good and hard!"

- - Mohammed al Qeelyu, President Grooming Clubs of Rotherhithe PLC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:42 PM (VM6ev)

51 Over/under on how many bullshit debunked statistics this book will have?

Posted by: Buzzion at April 19, 2018 06:42 PM (lKs2v)

52
Show me david hogg and I'll show you a kid who needs a bully.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (tFDiW)

53 Man, publishing companies sure do like to throw money down the shitter.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (O5Q3r)

54 The real question is who will the Commies get to write his book for him/



Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (pOqmx)




Bill Ayres, duh

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (ahV/f)

55
Five years ago he was 12 years old and everyone ignored him when he went into his bedroom and rubbed one out. To a picture of Sean Penn.

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (LOgQ4)

56 47 #GiveHoggAWedgie
Posted by: runner at April 19, 2018 06:42 PM (bUjCl)



Meh. A chocolate swirly in my camp bunk. Right after taco lunch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (VM6ev)

57 Also saw that the Hogg siblings will be donating all proceeds to...Bloomberg's gun group, "Everyday whatever".

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (W+vEI)

58 51 Over/under on how many bullshit debunked statistics this book will have?
Posted by: Buzzion at April 19, 2018 06:42 PM (lKs2v)

5.56

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM (HIpEF)

59 This Hogg fellow has changed my mind a bit, and I'm willing to compromise. I'll grant the total abolition of AK-15 rifles if this puts an end to the gun nonsense.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM (donMa)

60
Whore-Hogg.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM (VM6ev)

61 Ooops - Everytown USA

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM (W+vEI)

62 You would need to be a retard to buy that hoggwash.

Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM (AoLFQ)

63 57 Also saw that the Hogg siblings will be donating all proceeds to...Bloomberg's gun group, "Everyday whatever".
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (W+vEI)

The group made up of mayors who are literally felons?

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM (pOqmx)

64 59 This Hogg fellow has changed my mind a bit, and I'm willing to compromise. I'll grant the total abolition of AK-15 rifles if this puts an end to the gun nonsense.
Posted by: FireHorse at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM (donMa)



Where I come from "AK" means "alte-kocker."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:45 PM (VM6ev)

65 GoFundMe jackpot to the first person willing to punch this little douchebag in the vag.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 06:45 PM (r9UYA)

66 What could this attention craving punk have to say that I'd find interesting or insightful?

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2018 06:45 PM (y7DUB)

67 Another really, really bad Bond Song:

"The Man with the Golden Gun", by LuLu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50T8nEAa1GU

It sounds like it should have been the theme song for "Archer".

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 06:45 PM (k1TUh)

68 #bananaclip

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 06:45 PM (HIpEF)

69 45
This stupid little shit david hogg has no interest in there never being another school shooting. It's his "thing" now.

He's a hustler just like jesse jackson and sharpton.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:41 PM (tFDiW)


He has an interest in there being another one though. When, unfortunately, it happens again this little shit will be at all the events and on CNN constantly spewing his idiocy.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 19, 2018 06:45 PM (lKs2v)

70 I hope they run on gun control. Please anybody on the left, please run on gun control. Please!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 19, 2018 06:45 PM (0OmEj)

71 59 This Hogg fellow has changed my mind a bit, and I'm willing to compromise. I'll grant the total abolition of AK-15 rifles if this puts an end to the gun nonsense.
Posted by: FireHorse at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM (donMa)



I think this is doable. Pretty commonsense approach.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 06:45 PM (+lOpA)

72 This asshole fuck for brains Hitler Youth clone needs to get ass probed by the Bat'leths of a 1,000 strong Klingon brigade.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 06:46 PM (+dsLj)

73 This Hogg fellow has changed my mind a bit, and I'm willing to compromise. I'll grant the total abolition of AK-15 rifles if this puts an end to the gun nonsense.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM


Common sense AK-15 control. I'm with ya, brother.

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at April 19, 2018 06:46 PM (LOgQ4)

74
Show me a Hogg and I'll show you a backpfeifengesicht.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 06:46 PM (GdWl+)

75 70 I hope they run on gun control. Please anybody on the left, please run on gun control. Please!
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 19, 2018 06:45 PM (0OmEj)


I had a link a week or so back that Little Shitler is going to hit the campaign trail for the midterms.

Yes please!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:46 PM (VM6ev)

76 This little piggy went to the free market
This little piggy went home
This little piggy had roast beef
This little piggy had none
This little piggy was used by the left-media complex and will lose the dems a shitton of votes


Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 06:46 PM (ahV/f)

77 No more yankey my wankey.

Da Hogger need FOOD.

Posted by: Da Hogg at April 19, 2018 06:46 PM (2wOtx)

78 22
It's a coloring book
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (lKyWE)


To Enslave Man...?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (VM6ev)

79 That's what we're dealing with here. HashtagHolocaust!!!


I hate myself for laughing at this.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (UXHfL)

80 Read a artical that thought this book came out so fast ( as well as being a short read) that Hogg and sister Hogg couldn't have wrote it.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (aC6Sd)

81 Think he needs to stick his neck in that loophole gun grabbers always talk about.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (HIpEF)

82 And he still can't get a GF or get laid.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (pOqmx)

83 I'll grant the total abolition of AK-15 rifles if this puts an end to the gun nonsense.

***************************************

I'm also willing to compromise where if they agree to stop the gun control nonsense we'll pass a law for the total disarmament of RPGs from civilian use.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (+dsLj)

84 The HitlerLite Youth kid that does that almost Nazi salute, and wants to (incrementally) take our guns (like Hitler) ... his book is NeverAgain? Good grief.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (bT8Z4)

85 It'll come out, eventually, that this pinch-faced sissy Hogg will have tortured and killed animals and neighbor's pets for the last few years.


How can you look at him and not think that?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (5AVMW)

86 so, was there an announcement on the use of the "Ace of Spades" signature line? is that what Ace is going by now?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (MTjB1)

87 https://fxn.ws/2K0gT9T
++++
New emails bolster GOP claims of FBI, DOJ 'coordination' on Clinton case response | Fox News
+++++

President Donald Trump is adding former New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani and two former federal prosecutors to his Russia legal team, a source familiar with the matter tells The Daily Caller News Foundation.

The husband-and-wife team of Martin and Jane Raskin are the two other attorneys to join Trump's team, which is being led by Jay Sekulow. The Raskins, who operate a law firm in southern Florida, have worked in various U.S. attorney's offices as well as at Justice Department headquarters in Washington, D.C.

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (y3aQB)

88 79 That's what we're dealing with here. HashtagHolocaust!!!


I hate myself for laughing at this.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (UXHfL)


Goering/Brando '20

No Guns, But Butter!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (VM6ev)

89 >>70 I hope they run on gun control. Please anybody on the left, please run on gun control. Please!

That ship has sailed brah.

Posted by: Vermont Governor Scott(R) at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (r9UYA)

90 Go short on plow shares

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (HIpEF)

91 I can't believe the school is giving this kid a diploma when he's clearly not attending school. Wait, maybe I can, because they've shown plenty of willingness to shove problems out the door instead of fixing them.

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (XKZwp)

92 Will Bill Ayers have any time to work on this while he is lovingly and simultaneously composing Barack Obama's post-presidency memoirs?

Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (bJ0w+)

93

Read a artical that thought this book came out so fast ( as well as being a short read) that Hogg and sister Hogg couldn't have wrote it.

I wonder what grades they both get in English class.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (GdWl+)

94 82 And he still can't get a GF or get laid.
Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (pOqmx)


I wouldn't do him if I was Harry Reid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (VM6ev)

95 73 This Hogg fellow has changed my mind a bit, and I'm willing to compromise. I'll grant the total abolition of AK-15 rifles if this puts an end to the gun nonsense.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM

Common sense AK-15 control. I'm with ya, brother.
Posted by: Urethra Franklin at April 19, 2018 06:46 PM (LOgQ4)



I'm also willing to throw in AR-47s. And just to prove how serious I am AR-15 shotguns as well.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (lKs2v)

96 Camera Hogg's 15 minutes should be up any minute now. Apparently there's a new survey out about what the most important issues are to Americans. Pre MSD High School-shooting, respondents said gun violence was about 1 percent. Immediately after the event, it was 13 percent. As of today, it's down to 6. Sorry, Camera, you've lost all the emotion that does with proggy issues.

Posted by: SandyCheeks at April 19, 2018 06:49 PM (ihzOe)

97 I'll grant the total abolition of AK-15 rifles if this puts an end to the gun nonsense.

***************************************

I'm also willing to compromise where if they agree to stop the gun control nonsense we'll pass a law for the total disarmament of RPGs from civilian use.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (+dsLj)



I'll throw in functional hand grenades and chainsaw bayonets!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 19, 2018 06:49 PM (5AVMW)

98 93

Read a artical that thought this book came out so fast ( as well as being a short read) that Hogg and sister Hogg couldn't have wrote it.

I wonder what grades they both get in English class.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (GdWl+)


English-English or Commie Core English?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:49 PM (VM6ev)

99 On FB, there is a meme about women wearing pearls to honor Barbara Bush on some upcoming day.

So would it be wrong to give my wife a pearl necklace then?

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 06:49 PM (jHrzU)

100 I'm also willing to compromise where if they agree to stop the gun control nonsense we'll pass a law for the total disarmament of RPGs from civilian use.


If, God forbid, those negotiations should fail, I would like some RPGs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2018 06:49 PM (fuK7c)

101 I'm graduatin thanks to my extra credits handing out towels in the boys locker room... Man what a gig!

Posted by: The hog at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (nzKWW)

102 When the leftards have finally decided he has no more Mileage in him he will get tossed like the garbage he is.

Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (AoLFQ)

103
What could this attention craving punk have to say that I'd find interesting or insightful?
Posted by: Captain Hate


Good Bye?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (IqV8l)

104 24 The real question is who will the Commies get to write his book for him/

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (pOqmx)

Choom Boy has time on his hands.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:39 PM (ptqGC)


He didn't even write his *own* books.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (sdi6R)

105
What's "fleisch" mean in Jewish?

What's a fleisch man?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (tFDiW)

106 Dennis Prager said yesterday and again today Fear of the Left is the biggest problem in todays age. Corporations, small business, institutions all are so afraid of the repercussions of receiving the wrath of Leftists they bend down at the slightest hint of it.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (aC6Sd)

107 Show me a Hogg and I'll show you a backpfeifengesicht.
=

Ja, Ja ! natürlich

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (bUjCl)

108 70 I hope they run on gun control. Please anybody on the left, please run on gun control. Please!
____________________

They're talking about putting "reparations" back on the Dim menu. I'm hoping they do.

Millions of people who never owned slaves forced to pay billions of dollars in slavery "reparations" to millions of people who were never slaves.

What could be more fair than that? It's genius! Americans are chomping at the bit to open their wallets for this! Please, please, please do it Dim-o-crats!!!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 19, 2018 06:51 PM (fqUgw)

109 Die Fahne hoch!

Posted by: Hogg Wessel at April 19, 2018 06:51 PM (Tyii7)

110 "How can you look at him and not think that"

I always think "young Jim Carrey, animal molester"

Posted by: f'd at April 19, 2018 06:51 PM (UdKB7)

111 The Hogglocaust


#GoTheFuckAway

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 19, 2018 06:51 PM (5AVMW)

112
So I take it you're all fans of For Your Eyes Only? It's still a terrible/worst Bond song.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:51 PM (tFDiW)

113 I wish Never Again meant we would never, ever have to be lectured by him or any ignorant, no nothing child.

IOW, an apology. A book that said he was sorry and why and how he would never do it again.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 06:51 PM (UXHfL)

114 I can easily see politics in Boss Hoggs future.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 06:51 PM (aC6Sd)

115 Think Hillary will join him on the book tour? Just in time for the elections? Please?

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 06:51 PM (ANIFC)

116 F these guys and their enablers

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 19, 2018 06:52 PM (zGQVj)

117
I'll throw in functional hand grenades and chainsaw bayonets!


And I want those things on the end that go up banned immediately.

Whatever they are. If I've learned anything in this Prog shitshow, it's that details, facts and truth don't matter.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 06:52 PM (GdWl+)

118 Found a pull quote "I was like, OMG and they were like, WTF? So I was like, i need to like get my like camera from, like home, like ya know?"

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 06:52 PM (HIpEF)

119 Walkouts at Indiana schools tomorrow (Friday). They stand in solidarity with Parkland and they're gonna show it by looting Wally World.

Posted by: AgathaPagatha at April 19, 2018 06:52 PM (xDMjB)

120 Fleisch is the little cardboard thing in the collar of new dress shirts.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 06:52 PM (+lOpA)

121 The publisher is Random House. I suggest people consider contacting them about their use of the title, "Never Again"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 06:53 PM (tpDAe)

122 59
This Hogg fellow has changed my mind a bit, and I'm willing to
compromise. I'll grant the total abolition of AK-15 rifles if this puts
an end to the gun nonsense.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM (donMa)

And I want a pause on new sales of shoulder mounted howitzers. And close the damn flea market loophole.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at April 19, 2018 06:53 PM (DxWUs)

123 >>They're talking about putting "reparations" back on the Dim menu. I'm hoping they do.

Good idea.

Posted by: Allen West at April 19, 2018 06:53 PM (r9UYA)

124 What about the angry bald commie lezbo chick? Is she going to get a book too? Or has the patriarchy decided that just Hogg deserves a book because of his white privilege?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 06:53 PM (O5Q3r)

125 105
What's "fleisch" mean in Jewish?

What's a fleisch man?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (tFDiW)


Flesh. Or meat.

There's also a yiddish expression "sitzfleisch" which means patience.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:53 PM (VM6ev)

126 If, God forbid, those negotiations should fail, I would like some RPGs. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2018 06:49 PM (fuK7c)

**********************************

Please God no.

Posted by: Bandersnatch's neighbor with the annoying as fuck yappy poodle at April 19, 2018 06:53 PM (+dsLj)

127 #Hogglocaust


#ShutYourFuckingMouth

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 19, 2018 06:53 PM (5AVMW)

128 Goering/Brando '20

No Guns, But Butter!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM


Before the days of 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!'

Posted by: Maria Schneider at April 19, 2018 06:54 PM (LOgQ4)

129 The entire book is 148 pages of, "WAAAAHHHHHHH! GUNS BAD! WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 19, 2018 06:54 PM (SRarZ)

130 #cockholster.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 06:54 PM (HIpEF)

131 Shaved Guevara is co-author

Don't forget her

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 06:55 PM (hMwEB)

132 What's "fleisch" mean in Jewish?

It's standard Hochdeutsch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 06:55 PM (MDlMP)

133 124 What about the angry bald commie lezbo chick? Is she going to get a book too? Or has the patriarchy decided that just Hogg deserves a book because of his white privilege?
Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 06:53 PM (O5Q3r)


I'm guessing they're hoping to phase her out since she sure seemed to admit that she bullied the shooter but that it was ok for her to have done so.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 19, 2018 06:55 PM (lKs2v)

134 This Hogg fellow has changed my mind a bit, and I'm willing to compromise. I'll grant the total abolition of AK-15 rifles if this puts an end to the gun nonsense.
Posted by: FireHorse at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM (donMa)


Not me. I'm not even willing to give up imaginary rifles.

Posted by: Bill R. at April 19, 2018 06:55 PM (IuYIh)

135 When there is a trial for the perp, this little weasel won't be testifying because he wasn't even there.

Posted by: torabora at April 19, 2018 06:56 PM (Y274z)

136 91
I can't believe the school is giving this kid a diploma when he's clearly not attending school."

I was wondering about that too. He's basically taking the second half of his senior year off (Yeah, I had senioritis too but I still had to go to class and do homework.) and not only is he getting away with it, he's getting rewarded and applauded.

He's like an 2018 version of Eddie Haskel. Unlike the 50's version, this Eddie doesn't have to pretend to have respect for adults, if they're the "wrong kind" of adults.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at April 19, 2018 06:56 PM (H80UQ)

137 133 124. see 131

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 06:56 PM (hMwEB)

138 Not me. I'm not even willing to give up imaginary rifles.
Posted by: Bill R. at April 19, 2018 06:55 PM (IuYIh)

Especially the phase plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

And Derringers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 19, 2018 06:57 PM (xPJvm)

139 This young man David Hogg is who we really are as a nation. He'll be President some day.

Posted by: Rick Scott (R-FL) at April 19, 2018 06:57 PM (r9UYA)

140 "His" book will be called #NoMoreNoogies

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 06:57 PM (HgMAr)

141
He's like an 2018 version of Eddie Haskel. Himmler.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 06:57 PM (oVJmc)

142
What's a fleisch man? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (tFDiW)

A brand of margarine

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 06:57 PM (lKyWE)

143 Ban all firearms with a cartridge, but make revolvers available to anyone without a background check. Eliminate all restrictions on open and concealed carry. Tax people who refuse to arm themselves with a gun with a "safety tax" and make them take out additional "emergency care" medical insurance.

Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2018 06:57 PM (q177U)

144 139 This young man David Hogg is who we really are as a nation. He'll be President some day.
Posted by: Rick Scott (R-FL) at April 19, 2018 06:57 PM (r9UYA)


Of California.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:57 PM (VM6ev)

145 typical Hogg white male privilege - everyone is ignoring his hispanic grrl co- author

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 06:58 PM (hMwEB)

146 Well, I don't like it, not even a little. It is stilted, awkward, unwieldy and does not have the whimsical, irreverent, casual, devil may care attitude that goes with the place. unless there is some legal reason for using the new signarture he should go back to the old one.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:58 PM (MTjB1)

147 They're talking about putting "reparations" back on the Dim menu. I'm hoping they do.

Millions of people who never owned slaves forced to pay billions of dollars in slavery "reparations" to millions of people who were never slaves.

What could be more fair than that? It's genius! Americans are chomping at the bit to open their wallets for this! Please, please, please do it Dim-o-crats!!!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 19, 2018 06:51 PM (fqUgw)


And people who didn't yet have relatives living here. My family wasn't here yet. Not u til well after the civil war.

Or what about white people who lost all their sons fighting the civil war to free slaves?

And what about those of mixed race? How do we get them a slice of the money pie? Especially if their skin is the color of ice.

It is the stupidest and most insulting thing. Between calling everyone a racist, and then demanding reparations I am watching them create enmity where none existed.

And as someone who hired black people in the past, I would never do so in today's environment. I'd be too afraid.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 06:58 PM (UXHfL)

148 Posted by: Bill R. at April 19, 2018 06:55 PM (IuYIh)

My compromise is that I now strongly believe liberals should have to give up all their guns. They are too emotional and immature to be responsible gun owners.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at April 19, 2018 06:58 PM (H80UQ)

149 I am not changing my mind on this, Hogg can drone away every f'in day the rest of his life and I'm still not giving up a weapon.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 06:58 PM (aC6Sd)

150 141
He's like an 2018 version of Eddie Haskel. Himmler.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 06:57 PM (oVJmc)


So that makes Shaved Guevara Baldie von Shirach?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:58 PM (VM6ev)

151 This young man David Hogg is who we really are as a nation. He'll be President some day.

**************************

He wins on having the most punchable face since Chuckie Schumer.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 06:59 PM (+dsLj)

152 My understanding is that "Fleischer' and "Fleischman" were both names for Butcher.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 06:59 PM (k1TUh)

153 >>142
What's a fleisch man? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (tFDiW)

A brand of margarine truffle butter.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 06:59 PM (r9UYA)

154 Going from "Ace" to "Ace of Spades" is like changing the recipe for coke, or coca-cola, or something precious.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:59 PM (MTjB1)

155 If, God forbid, those negotiations should fail, I would like some RPGs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2018 06:49 PM


I believe that the occasional brandishment of a rocket propelled grenade launcher is what keeps many suburban neighborhood safe.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 06:59 PM (LOgQ4)

156 Send Colion Noir to debate him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 06:59 PM (oVJmc)

157 Type "never again" into the google search just to see the amazing amount of BS that Google dredges up, that has absolutely nothing to do with the Holocaust.

Posted by: A Sedagive at April 19, 2018 07:00 PM (4O/g7)

158 They're talking about putting "reparations" back on the Dim menu. I'm hoping they do.

I don't think we should accept any money from them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 07:00 PM (MDlMP)

159 Random House which will publish Hogg's books is also the publisher of upcoming books by Michelle and Barack Obama. Guess Soros will but up millions of copies to show America.s support of the teen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 07:00 PM (tpDAe)

160 Hitler Downfall Parody: Hitler learns Obersturmbahnfuhrer Hogg is surrendering because he doesn't like war.

Posted by: torabora at April 19, 2018 07:00 PM (Y274z)

161 I think ace locked himself out of the ace account and had to make a new one, hence Ace of Spades
something like that

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 07:00 PM (hMwEB)

162 I believe that the occasional brandishment of a rocket propelled grenade launcher is what keeps many suburban neighborhood safe.


Well, there was a guy upthread with a yappy poodle who disagreed, but I'm on Team You.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2018 07:01 PM (fuK7c)

163


BREAKING:

TWO FLORIDA DEPUTIES AMBUSHED, KILLED AT FLORIDA RESTAURANT.


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/04/19/two-

florida-deputies-killed-in-apparent-ambush-at-restaurant.html

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:01 PM (VM6ev)

164 Obama will take Hogg under his wing.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 19, 2018 07:01 PM (RuIsu)

165 I am just hoping someone pours a bucket of liquid pig shit over the little Goebbels.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 19, 2018 07:01 PM (c1VpD)

166 I think ace locked himself out of the ace account and had to make a new one, hence Ace of Spades
something like that
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April



lol. thanks. well someone needs to fix it yesterday because I do not like it not even a little.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 07:01 PM (MTjB1)

167 161 I think ace locked himself out of the ace account and had to make a new one, hence Ace of Spades
something like that
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 07:00 PM (hMwEB)



I refuse to believe this is possible.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 07:02 PM (+lOpA)

168 BREAKING:

TWO FLORIDA DEPUTIES AMBUSHED, KILLED AT FLORIDA RESTAURANT.


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/04/19/two-

florida-deputies-killed-in-apparent-ambush-at-restaurant.html
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April




sadly, the real story is who was the shooter.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 07:02 PM (MTjB1)

169 I think ace locked himself out of the ace account and had to make a new one, hence Ace of Spades
something like that


**********************

That's what you get for using Pixy code still in alpha development from 1983, which includes cutting edge features such as the complete and utter lack of a password recovery tool.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 07:03 PM (+dsLj)

170 I'm the other white meat....

Posted by: The hog at April 19, 2018 07:03 PM (nzKWW)

171 >>163


BREAKING:

TWO FLORIDA DEPUTIES AMBUSHED, KILLED AT FLORIDA RESTAURANT.


Mohammedans?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 07:04 PM (r9UYA)

172 Downfall: Hitler is informed that Hogg is a kid.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 19, 2018 07:04 PM (RuIsu)

173 Chapter One:

My first bicycle ever was a 5-speed Schwin Stingray with banana seat.

https://youtu.be/GugsCdLHm-Q?t=1

Posted by: Ghost Rider Bill Ayers at April 19, 2018 07:04 PM (bJ0w+)

174 the real story is who was the shooter."

---hmmm. probably swole alt right, college frat boys?

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 19, 2018 07:04 PM (Kuhyt)

175 BREAKING:

TWO FLORIDA DEPUTIES AMBUSHED, KILLED AT FLORIDA RESTAURANT.


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/04/19/two-

florida-deputies-killed-in-apparent-ambush-at-restaurant.html
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April




sadly, the real story is who was the shooter.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April




well, that and the fact that it happened at the "Ace China" restaurant, so I am guessing everyone here has had their phone and internet records pulled.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 07:04 PM (MTjB1)

176 sadly, the real story is who was the shooter.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 07:02 PM (MTjB1)



I read the article, it didn't say. He's dead, though, question is suicide on good guy with a gun?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 19, 2018 07:04 PM (5AVMW)

177 OR

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 19, 2018 07:05 PM (5AVMW)

178 say, does Hogg have a german shepherd named Blondi ???

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2018 07:05 PM (bUjCl)

179 They're talking about putting "reparations" back on the Dim menu. I'm hoping they do."

3rd worlders get testy when confronted with not fitting in in the 1st world

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 19, 2018 07:05 PM (Kuhyt)

180 What the hell is this over-indulged brat going to talk about for 300+ pages? His life experiences include high school and being a third-hand witness to a crime. That's it. It's such a waste of pulp, Greenpeace should be after for squandering natural resources.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 19, 2018 07:06 PM (ppaKI)

181
TWO FLORIDA DEPUTIES AMBUSHED, KILLED AT FLORIDA RESTAURANT.


The Gilchrist County deputies died "after a suspect walked up" to the Ace China restaurant around 3 p.m. "and shot both deputies through the window", the Alachua County Sheriff's Office said in a statement made on behalf of the Gilchrist County Sheriff's Office.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 07:06 PM (IqV8l)

182 Hitler finds out the guy who he agrees with on gun control is a smarmy little public relations nightmare.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 07:06 PM (oVJmc)

183 The WXYZ chopper is tracking David Hogg on his bicycle as he heads towards the crime scene. News as it develops.

Posted by: WXYZ at April 19, 2018 07:06 PM (r9UYA)

184 Geez this Hogg is more obnoxious than Wesley Crusher.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2018 07:06 PM (fyr/6)

185 Dennis Prager said yesterday and again today Fear of the Left is the biggest problem in todays age. Corporations, small business, institutions all are so afraid of the repercussions of receiving the wrath of Leftists they bend down at the slightest hint of it.
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (aC6Sd)


True. And that scares me bcz that is what Europe did...but with Islam. So if we are afraid of the left, whose tools are way more feeble, and won't fight back against that, then I despair of having a chance to defeat Islam.

This is when I'd launch into why we need to actively call and organize and stuff, but I promised to *zip it* on that stuff. But my warning and fear stands.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:07 PM (UXHfL)

186 >>I wouldn't do him if I was Harry Reid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Yeah, that Hogg kid is pretty old.

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 19, 2018 07:07 PM (2cuLk)

187 Isn't 4/20 Hitler's Birthday?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:07 PM (HIpEF)

188 158 They're talking about putting "reparations" back on the Dim menu. I'm hoping they do.

I don't think we should accept any money from them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 07:00 PM (MDlMP)


No, I do think the Democrats should pay reparations to America for turning our once-great cities into unlivable shitholes.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 07:07 PM (sdi6R)

189 184 Geez this Hogg is more obnoxious than Wesley Crusher.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2018 07:06 PM (fyr/6)


He's Wil Wheaton and Jason Biggs rolled into one turducken of a turd.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (VM6ev)

190 Disgusting title

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (qz/Gf)

191 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:01 PM

I read it as the murderer killed himself

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (aC6Sd)

192 I hope camera Hogg wears a ring that makes his finger turn green.

From the song, "Never Again."

Posted by: mercenary13 at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (hrb/K)

193 What the hell is this over-indulged brat going to talk about for 300+ pages? His life experiences include high school and being a third-hand witness to a crime. That's it. It's such a waste of pulp, Greenpeace should be after for squandering natural resources."

----think of book deals as a slush fund for lefties

----also, the left has common ownership of their greatest hits, so he can grab a little bit of each of the following:

1. Sorkin's McAvoy's speech on why America sux
2. 77% for the same work, baby
3. Miami is underwater AND NO ONE CARES!!!!
4. War for oil
5. the true tragedy of 9-11 is muslims being sad.
6. cheeto jesus has small hands and raypes all teh womens.
7. diversity. push diversity.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (Kuhyt)

194 sadly, the real story is who was the shooter.
______________

Who was he?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (fqUgw)

195 Perhaps Hogg can throw some of that book $$$ my way?

For integrity, of course.

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (8V/cn)

196 187 Isn't 4/20 Hitler's Birthday?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:07 PM (HIpEF)

You gonna bake a Linzer tort?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (VM6ev)

197 192 I hope camera Hogg wears a ring that makes his finger turn green.

From the song, "Never Again." **
Posted by: mercenary13 at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (hrb/K)


**...unless you're a Joo

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:09 PM (VM6ev)

198 4/20 is the anniversary of the Columbine shooting, I believe

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 07:09 PM (tpDAe)

199
I have a feeling '40 acres and a mule' isn't coming out of urban real estate. But if this is what the Dems want to run on... bring it.

I don't mind waiting in line to vote with like minded suburban citizens.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 07:10 PM (LOgQ4)

200 196 187 Isn't 4/20 Hitler's Birthday?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:07 PM (HIpEF)

You gonna bake a Linzer tort?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (VM6ev)

Ironic it's the same day as the anti gun walkout.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:10 PM (HIpEF)

201 @180

If he's like I was at that age, it will be 300 pages of whining about why I wasn't getting any.

Posted by: Pep at April 19, 2018 07:10 PM (LAe3v)

202 5 I find it hard to believe anyone would waste a nickel on a book by a brain damaged child.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 19, 2018 06:35 PM (OaFwE)

Soros-funded foundations will buy up shitloads of his stupid book to make it look like it's doing well.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 07:11 PM (NWiLs)

203 Can we start a GoFundMe page to pay for Hogg getting his nuts snipped?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 07:11 PM (UsCnO)

204 Why don't we make targeting police a hate crime?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 07:11 PM (oVJmc)

205 And 4/20 for stoners.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2018 07:11 PM (fyr/6)

206 Isn't 4/20 Hitler's Birthday?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:07 PM (HIpEF)

Dope smoker day, too.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 07:11 PM (If3tB)

207 I saw an article earlier today saying that some state (Massachusetts?) was telling drivers to be extra-cautious on 4/20 because it's some type of marijuana celebration (4:20 p.m. being the time the tokers like to light up, apparently), and the cops are worried there may be lots of impaired drivers on the road tomorrow.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 19, 2018 07:12 PM (fqUgw)

208 you know, it is not easy to find a good linzer tort.

good pastries in general are a rarity.

especially apple fritters.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 07:12 PM (MTjB1)

209 Can we start a GoFundMe page to pay for Hogg getting his nuts snipped?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 07:11 PM (UsCnO)

Needs to be a big windfall.

Hours on an electron microscope cost bigly.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 07:12 PM (If3tB)

210 Who was he?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (fqUgw)


They have been real reticent about that, apart from letting us know that s/he has joined his ancestors.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 19, 2018 07:13 PM (bZ7mE)

211
Isn't 4/20 Hitler's Birthday?


Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:07 PM (HIpEF)


Yeah, but it also has something to do with pot culture unconnected to Hitler

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 07:13 PM (lKyWE)

212 Hitler was a pothead? The things I learn here.

I already knew he was a methhead.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 07:13 PM (sdi6R)

213 lol:

Mueller: Hi, Mr. Guiliani...

Rudy: "We know what's on Carlos Dangers' laptop."

Mueller: Well, nice to meet you, glad we could come to an amicable conclusion to this investigation....

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 19, 2018 07:13 PM (Kuhyt)

214 "It was a dark and stormy night."

Posted by: Derptastic at April 19, 2018 07:13 PM (DB16e)

215 Soros-funded foundations will buy up shitloads of his stupid book to make it look like it's doing well.
__________________

I'd rather have Soros wasting his money on it than U.S. taxpayers. During Barky's reign of error, he was pushing up the numbers on his own stupid books by having various government agencies purchase them in bulk.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 19, 2018 07:13 PM (fqUgw)

216 Yeah, but it also has something to do with pot culture unconnected to Hitler
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 07:13 PM (lKyWE)

Well, he was vegetarian.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 07:14 PM (If3tB)

217 >>>I find it hard to believe anyone would waste a nickel on a book by a brain damaged child.


Hello!

Posted by: High and College Mandatory Reading Lists at April 19, 2018 07:14 PM (ppaKI)

218 I am partial to cannolo

Posted by: D. Hogg at April 19, 2018 07:14 PM (bUjCl)

219 180

If he's like I was at that age, it will be 300 pages of whining about why I wasn't getting any.
Posted by: Pep at April 19, 2018 07:10 PM (LAe3v)


lol
Now that book I might read.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:14 PM (UXHfL)

220 Getting baked on Hitler's Birthday just have a lot of appeal.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:14 PM (HIpEF)

221 Free lampshades with every purchase?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 07:15 PM (VBKy9)

222 ***doesnt

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:15 PM (HIpEF)

223 Bravo to you, David! Pay no attention to these knuckle dragging troglodytes! Men of principle such as ourselves learn to accept the slings and arrows of our lessors for the greater good! Also, do you like movies about gladiators?
Cheers!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 07:15 PM (O5Q3r)

224 Blondi was the toker in that triangle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2018 07:15 PM (fyr/6)

225 I wonder about it, I know it's about the chemical compounds, but wasn't there the nursery ryhme... 4 and 20 blackbirds baked in a pie?

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 19, 2018 07:16 PM (Kuhyt)

226 Bravo to you, David! Pay no attention to these knuckle dragging troglodytes! Men of principle such as ourselves learn to accept the slings and arrows of our lessors for the greater good! Also, do you like movies about gladiators?
Cheers!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at April




kristol will offer him a job as cabin boy on his next cruise.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 07:16 PM (MTjB1)

227 224 Blondi was the toker in that triangle.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2018 07:15 PM (fyr/6)

I knew she was holding.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:17 PM (HIpEF)

228 When did this 4/20 thing start, anyway? It was never a thing back when I was in college and, um, knew some pot smokers.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 07:17 PM (sdi6R)

229 7
Hogg's theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEvMkvr7Wa0
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:35 PM (VM6ev)

---

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XkB_CFi9row

Posted by: The Bollard at April 19, 2018 07:18 PM (kcc2V)

230 No.

F*** this dude.

I'm probably going to be homeless within 2 years and they're throwing multi-millions at this asshole.

And he's THE NEXT HITLER.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 07:18 PM (yXU4O)

231 228 When did this 4/20 thing start, anyway? It was never a thing back when I was in college and, um, knew some pot smokers.
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 07:17 PM (sdi6R)

Police code for marijuana use/possession - 420

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:19 PM (HIpEF)

232 210 Who was he?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (fqUgw)

They have been real reticent about that, apart from letting us know that s/he has joined his ancestors.
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 19, 2018 07:13 PM (bZ7mE)


Hmmm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 07:19 PM (MDlMP)

233 BREAKING: Adam Schiff to a amend his new legislation denying PDT the Constitutional right to issue pardons ... and include a provision to repeal Article II, Section 1 to allow Hogg to run for President in 2020.

Posted by: ShainS at April 19, 2018 07:19 PM (Kag2G)

234 Police code for marijuana use/possession - 420

They still arrest people for that?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 07:19 PM (O5Q3r)

235 He better have a good editor. I saw junior's Reddit posts...and grammar is not his bailiwick.

Posted by: Orson at April 19, 2018 07:20 PM (lQrkT)

236 I am going to grow a toothbrush mustache...maybe

Posted by: D. Hogg at April 19, 2018 07:20 PM (bUjCl)

237 Well, I'm sure Hogg's book will sell,to his followers and he has, what, 76,000, who have been quite successful and active. Plus, all the Parkland students and celebrities.

It'll make the NYT list.

Btw, I think you only need to sell 6,000 copies of a book to get on that list. I know that sounds ridiculously low, so maybe it has changed. But at one time it was that low. I remember, bcz stopped thinking of it as prestigious after that.

I'm too lazy to look it up, and I'm sure it is higher, but it is way less than the million copies sold I used to think it meant.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:21 PM (UXHfL)

238 The blackbird wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 07:21 PM (IqV8l)

239 226 Bravo to you, David! Pay no attention to these knuckle dragging troglodytes! Men of principle such as ourselves learn to accept the slings and arrows of our lessors for the greater good! Also, do you like movies about gladiators?
Cheers!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at April




kristol will offer him a job as cabin boy on his next cruise.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 07:16 PM (MTjB1)

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck-all else to do!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

240

#ShutYourFuckingMouth


Let's use the devil-worshipper Saul Alinsky's sage advice and employ ridicule as a weapon.

To wit. Three wit, even...


#ShutupWesley

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 07:21 PM (GdWl+)

241 Wildly OT: My alma mater, which I have defended through scandals including the existence of Michael Mann, has gone too far.

They've banned the Outing Club, because going outdoors is dangerous.

https://bit.ly/2JcgUGN

*curls in a corner and sobs*

Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud NitWit Lion at April 19, 2018 07:21 PM (fuK7c)

242 I bet his book will be just as useful as a Koran at a rifle range.

Posted by: A Sedagive at April 19, 2018 07:21 PM (4O/g7)

243 oh now it's on topic
alcohol industry is getting a but worried because in places where weed s legal, beer consumption is going down.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 07:22 PM (hMwEB)

244 wooooooooooof woooooooooooooooooof ruff ruff
woooo ooooo oooooof

Posted by: zombie blondi at April 19, 2018 07:22 PM (VBKy9)

245 244 wooooooooooof woooooooooooooooooof ruff ruff
woooo ooooo oooooof
Posted by: zombie blondi at April 19, 2018 07:22 PM (VBKy9)


I thought it was Oddball doing his other dog impression.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:23 PM (VM6ev)

246 I demand to be greeted with "Hail Hogg!"

Posted by: D. Hogg at April 19, 2018 07:23 PM (bUjCl)

247 242 I bet his book will be just as useful as a Koran at a rifle range.
Posted by: A Sedagive at April 19, 2018 07:21 PM (4O/g7)

They should print Hogg's book on ballistic gelatin.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:23 PM (HIpEF)

248 Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 07:18 PM (yXU4O)

Why are you going to be homeless?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 07:24 PM (tpDAe)

249 And if no one shows up at your book signings, David, it's probably because they're intimated by your presence and superior intellect. At least that's what my publisher told me.

Posted by: Jim Comey: Renowned Author and Former G-Man at April 19, 2018 07:24 PM (O5Q3r)

250 420 must be the number of the Illumanti

Or, if you put it through your decoder ring...666

Or, the day the world will end. So, obviously, the one day we know it won't.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:24 PM (UXHfL)

251 oh now it's on topic
alcohol industry is getting a but worried because in places where weed s legal, beer consumption is going down.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 07:22 PM (hMwEB)


No carbs in weed!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 07:24 PM (n9EOP)

252 No carbs in weed!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 07:24 PM (n9EOP)

Ya, but excessive use can give you man tits.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:25 PM (HIpEF)

253 Again with the negative waves

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 07:26 PM (IqV8l)

254 I would buy it to bundle with Pow Wow Chow as a gift, topped by a MAGA hat and bottle of Trump wine. Except I do not want that creepy punch face to get a penny.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 07:26 PM (Z48ZB)

255 I am going to grow a toothbrush mustache...maybe
Posted by: D. Hogg at April 19, 2018 07:20 PM (bUjCl)


Grow a soul patch. Those things are beyond parody.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:26 PM (UXHfL)

256 No carbs in weed!
-----
But there is in Taco Bell, brownies, cookies, chips, etc.!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 07:26 PM (VBKy9)

257

Can we start a GoFundMe page to pay for Hogg getting his nuts snipped?



Don't they need to drop first? Best I can tell, his haven't yet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 07:26 PM (GdWl+)

258 250 420 must be the number of the Illumanti

Or, if you put it through your decoder ring...666

Or, the day the world will end. So, obviously, the one day we know it won't.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:24 PM (UXHfL)


I thought I saw recently that 4/23 is the day the world will end.

Oh well, it's a Monday, so no biggie.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 07:26 PM (sdi6R)

259 248 Why are you going to be homeless?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 07:24 PM (tpDAe)

Because I'm too lazy and indolent to get a second job.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 07:28 PM (yXU4O)

260 *curls in a corner and sobs*

Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud NitWit Lion at April 19, 2018



♫ You will not be able to stay home, brother
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and drop out
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip
Skip out for beer during commercials
The de-emasculation will not be televised. ♫

Posted by: Gil Scott Heroin at April 19, 2018 07:29 PM (LOgQ4)

261
Actually, Shaved Guevara would look good in a Mussolini uniform.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:29 PM (VM6ev)

262 82 And he still can't get a GF or get laid.
Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (pOqmx)


I wouldn't do him if I was Harry Reid.Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (VM6ev)---Too old.

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 19, 2018 07:31 PM (v3DL/)

263 Comey's memos were just sent to Congress.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 07:31 PM (/tuJf)

264 Chapter Two: I put a basket on my sissy bar so I wouldn't look like such a fag.

https://youtu.be/uNXBQCsU_QQ?t=3

Posted by: Ghost Wrider Bill Ayers at April 19, 2018 07:31 PM (bJ0w+)

265 the dem team is so strong
a high schooler is leading the charge

biden/mystery meat 2020

Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:32 PM (XcgmW)

266 Contact info for Random House, Hogg's publisher:

https://tinyurl.com/yblk2qjx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 07:32 PM (tpDAe)

267 It will be 6066 days since 9/11/2001 on 4/20/18. Our Overlords have a fucked up religion and love symbolism. Their symbolism will be their downfall.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 07:33 PM (pOqmx)

268 #ShutupWesley
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 07:21 PM (GdWl+)



I like it! If I ever get back on Twatter I'll use it....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 19, 2018 07:33 PM (5AVMW)

269 Actually, Shaved Guevara would look good in a Mussolini uniform 1967 Olds, Delta 88.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2018 07:33 PM (6t8+a)

270 I am going to grow a toothbrush mustache...maybe
Posted by: D. Hogg at April 19, 2018 07:20 PM (bUjCl)


Grow a soul patch. Those things are beyond parody.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:26 PM (UXHfL)

NEIN!!! My favorite general had a toothbrush mustache !!

Posted by: D. Hogg at April 19, 2018 07:34 PM (bUjCl)

271 i have a soul patch
on my lower back

Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:34 PM (XcgmW)

272 I'm sure the publisher will make sure his book signings are packed.

Comey's should have done the same.

But Hogg has a built in audience and easy groups to organize. Comey's did not. They just thought so bcz the Media and Social Media are one big circle jerk. Reality doesn't enter into it.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:34 PM (UXHfL)

273 Comey's memos were just sent to Congress."

oh SNAP!!!

Posted by: Deuce of Spades at April 19, 2018 07:35 PM (V2Yro)

274 i have a soul patch
on my lower back
Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:34 PM (XcgmW)

You need to get that waxed. It won't hurt at all. I promise.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:35 PM (UXHfL)

275 Actually, Shaved Guevara would look good in a Mussolini uniform.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:29 PM (VM6ev)
.............

face down ass up in a pig pen

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 07:36 PM (HgMAr)

276 The new hotness is growing a sour patch.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 07:36 PM (pOqmx)

277 *curls in a corner and sobs*

Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud NitWit Lion at April 19, 2018


Something else... by the time my spawn finally exited that place it was a joke. He/she was down to the final 16 credits and it was pure unadulterated SJW shit. Phone calls of, "You believe what class I have to take to graduate?"

It's over. Kick some dirt on the grave, drop a flower on the casket, and get on with life.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 07:37 PM (LOgQ4)

278 comey memo no. 1, paragraph 1:

how are you i am fine

Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:37 PM (XcgmW)

279 275 Actually, Shaved Guevara would look good in a Mussolini uniform.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:29 PM (VM6ev)
.............

face down ass up in a pig pen
Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 07:36 PM (HgMAr)


Or a Milan lamppost...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:37 PM (VM6ev)

280 276 The new hotness is growing a sour patch.
Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 07:36 PM (pOqmx)

Taint fair...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:37 PM (VM6ev)

281 comey : girlish

Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:39 PM (XcgmW)

282 274 i have a soul patch
on my lower back
Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:34 PM"

we knew a guy like that when we were kids, at the pool, except his was on his right shoulder blade about the size of a half dollar, really thick and silky. We used to tell him it meant he must have got zapped in the womb by some stray radiation from one of those nuke tests. And we told him he was lucky he didn't turn out to be a yeti.

Posted by: Deuce of Spades at April 19, 2018 07:39 PM (V2Yro)

283 I keep thinking this little pricks 15 minutes will be up soon. *sigh*

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 19, 2018 07:39 PM (dUJdY)

284 Maybe already been said here, but the point of Hogg's book isn't the book, it's Hogg. The book is almost superfluous.

It's the pretext for a new round of media appearances, social media buzz, rallies, etc, staged by the usual lefty suspects and their enablers.

I wonder how he'll look in orange Comey makeup?

Posted by: Hands at April 19, 2018 07:40 PM (EzdLW)

285 So whatever happened to the rest of the Parkland Kidz? At first there were several, but now I only hear of Camera Hogg and Shaved Guevara.

There used to be a cute blonde who wore enormous glasses which proved that she was Very Smart.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 07:41 PM (sdi6R)

286 comey memo no. 2, paragraph 12:

i was upset
then i was upset about being upset
then i was upset about how i felt about being upset
then i was upset about talking about
how i felt about being upset
i like boybands

Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:41 PM (XcgmW)

287
I keep thinking this little pricks 15 minutes will be up soon. *sigh*
Posted by: Jewells45


Andy Warhol meets Groundhog Day

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 07:41 PM (IqV8l)

288 I don't believe this piece of shit was onsite when it went down.

He was also in high school in California when a similar incident went down.

Dude is a plant.

All of this shit is orchestrated.


Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2018 07:41 PM (UfMVm)

289 Hogg boy's book needs to be delivered by honey wagon.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 07:41 PM (3zhEq)

290 Truly, we are in Heinlien's Crazy Times.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 07:41 PM (pw+jk)

291 I keep thinking this little pricks 15 minutes will be up soon. *sigh*

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 19, 2018 07:39 PM


It will be over 15 minutes after the leftists decide it will be over. They think ( I know ) there's some ground to be gained.

Holding the House and gaining in the Senate will disabuse them of that notion.

I can't wait.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 07:41 PM (LOgQ4)

292 More people have been killed with 7.65mm pistols than with AR15's. Sadly, most of these people were on their knees, in a ditch, and Kleinesturmbanfurehr Hogg would approve.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 19, 2018 07:42 PM (xzqr4)

293
It's the pretext for a new round of media appearances, social media buzz, rallies, etc, staged by the usual lefty suspects and their enablers.


Der Hoggenfhurerhr reminds me a lot of Michael Moore when he was in Milton Friedman's audience as a mere child too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 07:43 PM (GdWl+)

294 I haven't heard Felonious VonPantsuit whine and bitch this week.

What's up?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 07:43 PM (pw+jk)

295 more hogg please
he only helps
us keep the house

Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:44 PM (XcgmW)

296 Man, publishing companies sure do like to throw money down the shitter.


Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (O5Q3r)

They aren't throwing their own money down the shitter. They are throwing Soros', or Thiel's, or Buffet's or Bloomberg's money down the shitter, and taking a cut of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 07:44 PM (efC8N)

297 More people ard killed with blunt objects like hammers than semi automatic carbines.

Carry one every day.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 07:44 PM (aC6Sd)

298 *** 274 i have a soul patch on my lower back
Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:34 PM***

My understanding is that can be an exceptionally mild case of Spina Bifida.

Not kidding.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 19, 2018 07:45 PM (uDcBt)

299 How come the big three burger chains don't offer a Frito pie? Who doesn't like that?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 19, 2018 07:45 PM (6Ll1u)

300 >>"His" book will be called #NeverAgain.

"My Struggle" was already taken.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 19, 2018 07:45 PM (Ndje9)

301 OT

Did you know Rotten Tomatoes does not count half star ratings? And that is you factor in the people that gave "The Last Jedi" just a half star star rating out of five, the movie's ACTUAL rating is not 48 but.....24! The audience rating is 24!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWPAbKEmd5M

Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2018 07:45 PM (q177U)

302 I have a soul patch on my FUPA.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 19, 2018 07:46 PM (pw+jk)

303 I still think that Hogg's deal is mostly money laundering.

He gets X amount, with the agreement that he kicks some of it back into Nanny Bloomberg's Gun Grabbing Organizations.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 07:46 PM (yXU4O)

304 I read somewhere recently that more students die in school from anaphylactic shock (bee stings, food allergies, etc.) than shootings every year.

Seems plausible, but needs a proper fact check, methinks.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 19, 2018 07:46 PM (I/iGu)

305 "The blackbird wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie."

A butter pie?

Posted by: Hans across the water at April 19, 2018 07:46 PM (UdKB7)

306 So this Hogg still hasn't graduated from high school, and we are supposed to believe he has written something anyone with a modicum of intelligence would like to read.

Huh.

Sounds like a load of horseshit wrapped up on a bullshit tortilla.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 07:47 PM (7UW64)

307 I read the link and it turns out Hogg is no longer promoting 4/20 as a walk-out day for gun protest. So I guess the potheads have reclaimed it. Or memorials for the dead students will be happening. I'm really not sure. It is #Hashtag Holocaust on Twitter!! Sorry, that term cracks me up. Damn you ace.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:47 PM (UXHfL)

308 Man I wish I had rode my bicycle to that high school. I'd still be relevant.

Posted by: Queef Olberman at April 19, 2018 07:47 PM (pw+jk)

309 Why are we waiting to take their guns?

We need to send heavily armed, heavily-armored SWAT teams to smash windows, exterminate the gun owners, and seize the firearms!

I really like that window-smashing part.

Maybe we can call it the "Night of Broken Glass"?

Posted by: Der Hoggenfuhrer at April 19, 2018 07:48 PM (yXU4O)

310 301 OT

Did you know Rotten Tomatoes does not count half star ratings? And that is you factor in the people that gave "The Last Jedi" just a half star star rating out of five, the movie's ACTUAL rating is not 48 but.....24! The audience rating is 24!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWPAbKEmd5M

Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2018 07:45 PM (q177U)

Ethan Van Sciver has been on a tear lately re: Disney Wars.

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 07:48 PM (ANIFC)

311 ***In spina bifida occulta there is no problem with the spinal cord or nerves, so usually it is asymptomatic except for the presence of skin manifestations such as the presence of a tuft of hair, lipomas, and depressions on the lower back.***

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 19, 2018 07:48 PM (uDcBt)

312 hillary robot clinton is having her gears oiled
and her navigation updated

Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:48 PM (XcgmW)

313 Dude is a plant.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2018 07:41 PM (UfMVm)


Ficus?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 07:49 PM (7UW64)

314 Ace's sidebar post about David French's NR article is excellent.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

315 My Struggle with Childproof Packaging: David Hogg, In His Own Words.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 19, 2018 07:50 PM (RuIsu)

316 313 Dude is a plant.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2018 07:41 PM (UfMVm)


Ficus?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 07:49 PM (7UW64)

Corpse flower.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 07:50 PM (NWiLs)

317

Hogg House would be a good name for a BarBQ joint.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 07:51 PM (IqV8l)

318 288 Dude is a plant.

All of this shit is orchestrated.


Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2018 07:41 PM (UfMVm)

My only question is, why is everything he does lifted directly out of Hitler's playbook?

It's almost like he's going OUT OF HIS WAY to evoke Nazi imagery and such.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 07:51 PM (yXU4O)

319 Barack Obama Pens Tribute to Parkland Survivors for 'Time 100'

Our history is defined by the youthful push to make America more just, more compassionate, more equal under the law. This generation-of Parkland, of Dreamers, of Black Lives Matter-embraces that duty. ...by bearing witness to carnage, by asking tough questions and demanding real answers, the Parkland students are shaking us out of our complacency. This isn't the first time that Obama has praised Parkland students.




Hey Hogg, nice book. I'm surprised that Barry hasn't invited him to Man's County to "train him"

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 07:51 PM (SiINZ)

320 Please somebody make a 2018 parody of The Twilight Zone episode - "It's A Good Life" starring:
David Cornfield Hogg.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2018 07:51 PM (PvFoN)

321 For them what don't know, a honey wagon is something farmers use to spread hog shit on their fields.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 07:51 PM (3zhEq)

322 Since the slave owners were all Democrats wouldn't they be the ones required to pay reparations?

Posted by: An Observation at April 19, 2018 07:51 PM (QGEI2)

323 While David Hogg continues to cash in on his experience, ...
-------------

Hold it. What experience?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 07:52 PM (7ThJ3)

324 While David Hogg continues to cash in on his experience, ...
-------------

Hold it. What experience?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 07:52 PM (7ThJ3)


Going on CNN

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 07:52 PM (SiINZ)

325 osted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:47 PM (UXHfL)

At my son's high school they're having a student led assembly on gun violence. if you don't want to go you can go to lunch instead. He's going to lunch. Apparently he's not the only one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 07:53 PM (tpDAe)

326 since the open borders nut jobs replacement americans hurt the legacy blacks, any reparations should be paid by illegals and the fees paid to move here.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 19, 2018 07:53 PM (Kuhyt)

327 311 ***In spina bifida occulta there is no problem with the spinal cord or nerves, so usually it is asymptomatic except for the presence of skin manifestations such as the presence of a tuft of hair, lipomas, and depressions on the lower back.***

I've always had a little depression back there. My mom always told me that was where my tail fell off when I was a baby. (really)

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 07:53 PM (V2Yro)

328

How is Hogg's boycott of Vanguard and BlackRock going? Have they had to lay people off and close down offices yet?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 07:54 PM (SiINZ)

329 Hold it. What experience?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 07:52 PM (7ThJ3)

I am survivor

Posted by: D. Hogg at April 19, 2018 07:54 PM (bUjCl)

330 "Dude is a plant."

Let me guess what kind. Root vegetable?

Posted by: f'd2u at April 19, 2018 07:54 PM (UdKB7)

331
Did Ace see the new "Cobra Kai" thing, the comedic revival of The Karate Kid with the original cast?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwwxNbtK6Y

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 07:54 PM (tFDiW)

332 Sounds like a load of horseshit wrapped up on a bullshit tortilla.
Posted by: tcn in AK
-----------

*licks lips*

Hmmmmm...sound delish!

Posted by: NORK peasant at April 19, 2018 07:55 PM (cp1if)

333 >>At my son's high school they're having a student led assembly on gun violence. if you don't want to go you can go to lunch instead. He's going to lunch. Apparently he's not the only one.


It's spring break here - heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 07:55 PM (W+vEI)

334 comey memo no. 3, paragraph 4:

"I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live, and everyone who lives and believes in me shall never die. Do you believe this?"

Posted by: ShainS at April 19, 2018 07:55 PM (BiLU+)

335 Mark Steyn guest hosting for Tucker tonight.

Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2018 07:55 PM (e7oj4)

336 Barack Obama Pens Tribute to Parkland Survivors for 'Time 100'

Kinda hypocritical of America's Greatest Gun Salesman don't you think?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 07:55 PM (O5Q3r)

337 Make America more compassionate by burning down your own cities- including the stores owned by Blacks.

Black Lives Matter

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 07:55 PM (tpDAe)

338 330 "Dude is a plant."

Let me guess what kind. Root vegetable?"

Ooh! Ooh! Please let him be a Ficus!!!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at April 19, 2018 07:55 PM (V2Yro)

339 I'm a 9/11 survivor. I was in America when it happened.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 07:56 PM (sdi6R)

340
Check out that kid at 00:08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwwxNbtK6Y

Remember him? He was such a little dink!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 07:56 PM (tFDiW)

341 Probably already been booked on "The View" for the upcoming book tour.
Expect a standing ovation from the audience and kisses from Joy.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2018 07:56 PM (PvFoN)

342 Our history is defined by the youthful push to make America more just, more compassionate, more equal under the law. This generation-of Parkland, of Dreamers, of Black Lives Matter-embraces that duty.



Funny who Barry calls out for praise, Glory hounds, illegals and criminals

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 07:56 PM (SiINZ)

343 Posted by: ShainS at April 19, 2018 07:55 PM (BiLU+)

I doubt Comey would put that in his book.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 07:56 PM (tpDAe)

344 BREAKING:

TWO FLORIDA DEPUTIES AMBUSHED, KILLED AT FLORIDA RESTAURANT.


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/04/19/two-

florida-deputies-killed-in-apparent-ambush-at-restaurant.html

Posted by: J.J. Sefton



THis is whats so great about this place It's not the dumb topics but the ceaseless update of information and interesting commentary that holds dumb topics in high disregard.

Posted by: Frog at April 19, 2018 07:57 PM (Sc+fF)

345 Since the slave owners were all Democrats wouldn't they be the ones required to pay reparations?

Posted by: An Observation at April 19, 2018 07:51 PM (QGEI2)

The arguments I have heard is that ALL white people will need to, bcz all white People benefited, whether you owned slaves or not. And now since we are all privileged and racist that has probably doubled. Nothing will improve race relations like sucking money from all white people, even those who had no relatives living here at that time. Or didn't own slaves.

Because...I have no idea. Can't we just look at the Welfare rolls as reparations? I denounce myself. I feel like a terrible person now.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:57 PM (UXHfL)

346 I am survivor
Posted by: D. Hogg
------------

So am I, you unctuous little worm.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 07:57 PM (cp1if)

347
Actually, that Cobra Kai looks really good.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 07:57 PM (tFDiW)

348 Hogg's first book: #neveragain

Hogg's 2nd book after the first one flops: #whathappened?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2018 07:58 PM (mQ0Mc)

349 Our history is defined by the youthful push to make America more just, more compassionate, more equal under the law. This generation-of Parkland, of Dreamers, of Black Lives Matter-embraces that duty.


Who the fvck wrote this? It sounds pretty, but it is full of bullshit.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:58 PM (UXHfL)

350 What's ironic and irritating is not merely that David Pigg is so stupid he doesn't realize the origin of the "Never Again" declaration but, further, that a key component of "never again" is being armed (remember the Uzi?) against the potential oppressor. Israel didn't survive because of Pigg's philosophy but because of Uzi Galil's engineering!

Posted by: Ottothep at April 19, 2018 07:59 PM (TBxBK)

351 322 Since the slave owners were all Democrats wouldn't they be the ones required to pay reparations?

Posted by: An Observation at April 19, 2018 07:51 PM (QGEI2)


I could get behind that. Sure, let's have reparations, but only white Democrats should have to pay them.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 07:59 PM (sdi6R)

352 even those who had no relatives living here at that time. Or didn't own slaves.
----------

Or whose relatives fought the war. And then, there are those black slave owners.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 07:59 PM (cp1if)

353 I would buy it to bundle with Pow Wow Chow as a
gift, topped by a MAGA hat and bottle of Trump wine. Except I do not
want that creepy punch face to get a penny.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 07:26 PM (Z48ZB)

You could always do an Abbie Hoffman on it...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 08:00 PM (efC8N)

354 His book won't flop. As Insomniac noted above, Soros led groups will buy lots of copies so as to make it look his views represent that of the entire nation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 08:00 PM (tpDAe)

355 How to be a Professional Victim and Get Rich by David Hogg.



Posted by: William Eaton at April 19, 2018 08:00 PM (MuTTO)

356 Because...I have no idea. Can't we just look at the Welfare rolls as
reparations? I denounce myself. I feel like a terrible person now.

==========

War on poverty has cost about $21 Trillion.

National debt about $21 Trillion.

Coincidence?

I think not.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 08:02 PM (pw+jk)

357 Or whose relatives fought the war. And then, there are those black slave owners.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 07:59 PM (cp1if)


Black Slave Owners? - Fake News!

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 08:03 PM (UXHfL)

358
david hogg and stormy daniels join forces and go on tour

What should they call it?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:03 PM (tFDiW)

359
Twits & Tits?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:03 PM (tFDiW)

360
Whores & Bores?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:04 PM (tFDiW)

361 So illegal Mexican immigrants have to chip in for reparations? Que sera siree...

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 19, 2018 08:04 PM (RuIsu)

362
Guns 'N Buns?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:04 PM (tFDiW)

363 How about The Boy With the Empty Head and The Bitch With the Venereal Itch?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 08:05 PM (7UW64)

364 my theory: the little twit has multiple advisors on this book project and someone came up with the idea of "never again" because Hogg and his handlers want to compare the imaginary "blood bath in America because of guns" to the Holocaust. Added bonus: anyone who disagrees is accused of being a "denier"

don't know if anyone has already suggested this.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 19, 2018 08:05 PM (KxbBq)

365 Leafing through Daily Mail I notice Kate Upton is in the best shape of her life. Best.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 08:05 PM (XaSia)

366 David Hogg.

Testosterone free is no way to go through life for a male.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2018 08:06 PM (e+rs5)

367 358
david hogg and stormy daniels join forces and go on tour

What should they call it?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:03 PM (tFDiW)

Hole Hogg

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 08:06 PM (NWiLs)

368 Ha, ha. Fake Starbucks "one free beverage" for blacks coupons circulating on the Net.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 08:06 PM (VBKy9)

369 Did the Hogger persuade one of the schools that rejected him to unreject him and share in his glory?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 08:07 PM (XaSia)

370 Twits and Twats?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:07 PM (y3sT9)

371 Didn't some kid plant a bunch of bombs in some liberal city in Texas recently? I'm guessing he ended up being a (D) since it dropped out of the news so quickly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at April 19, 2018 08:07 PM (FtrQm)

372 Ha, ha. Fake Starbucks "one free beverage" for blacks coupons circulating on the Net.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 08:06 PM (VBKy9)



I hope they get a lot of takers on that because if they deny them their right to free shit all hell will break loose again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 08:07 PM (SiINZ)

373 Dumb and hummer.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 08:08 PM (NWiLs)

374 Mostly OT, but Holocaust related:

DC councilman who claimed Jews control the weather visits Holocaust Museum. It went about as you would expect.

https://tinyurl.com/y7s22x5n

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 08:08 PM (ANIFC)

375 Amazon is selling babies - details on instapundit!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 08:08 PM (roQNm)

376 368 Ha, ha. Fake Starbucks "one free beverage" for blacks coupons circulating on the Net.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 08:06 PM (VBKy9)


I saw that earlier. It looks very realistic.

Could 4chan be behind it?

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 08:09 PM (sdi6R)

377
Stormy and Wormy?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 08:09 PM (SiINZ)

378 OT watching Mark Stein on Carlson, lib guests can't seem to form a sentence without using their hands in monkey style kung fu. For some reason this irritates me. I give aviators a pass.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 19, 2018 08:09 PM (xzqr4)

379 To any who are interested, the two cops executed in Florida are already off the Google news main page.

Posted by: West at April 19, 2018 08:09 PM (2835Q)

380
Chlamydia & Hysteria Tour?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:09 PM (tFDiW)

381 358


david hogg and stormy daniels join forces and go on tour



What should they call it?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:03 PM (tFDiW)

Virgin and Vagina?

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at April 19, 2018 08:10 PM (DxWUs)

382 So illegal Mexican immigrants have to chip in for reparations? Que sera siree...
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 19, 2018 08:04 PM (RuIsu)

Uh, no, whites need to pay them too, bcz we stole, STOLE, this land from them.

Also I scrolled up and see Obama's full quote. Codswallop. I love how he says "Our country is defined...by whatever I say it is defined by." That's what it says to me.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 08:10 PM (UXHfL)

383 I'm not worried about Boss Hogg. He will end up a serial rapist and he doesn't have the 'aw shucks Good ol Southern Boy persona' to get away with it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 08:10 PM (roQNm)

384 BJ and the Bore

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 08:11 PM (NWiLs)

385 ]To any who are interested, the two cops executed in Florida are already off the Google news main page.

Posted by: West at April 19, 2018 08:09 PM (2835Q)



I'm betting that will be a clue as to some characteristics of the perpetrator!

I denounce myself in advance!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 08:11 PM (n9EOP)

386 Comey's memos were just sent to Congress.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 07:31 PM (/tuJf)

And suddenly he doesn't remember how many he wrote.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 08:11 PM (V1D0R)

387 Our country is defined by a bunch of people who can do things dragging the rest of the world along.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at April 19, 2018 08:11 PM (FtrQm)

388 Mostly OT, but Holocaust related:

DC councilman who claimed Jews control the weather visits Holocaust Museum. It went about as you would expect.

https://tinyurl.com/y7s22x5n
Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 08:08 PM (ANIFC)



Has he claimed it was racist to correct him yet?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 08:11 PM (SiINZ)

389
Two cops shot in Florida?

That means the corrupt and useless FBI is rushing down to the crime scene to do a political assessment for the DNC and damage control if necessary.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:11 PM (tFDiW)

390 The idea that you can get rid of guns in this country without massive bloodshed is fantasy.

Posted by: f'db at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (UdKB7)

391 I had relatives that died in the Civil War. My debt is paid.

And if you can not get it together in 150 years, you fucked up.

No reparations. None. The US has paid enough since 1964.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (hyuyC)

392 350 What's ironic and irritating is not merely that David Pigg is so stupid he doesn't realize the origin of the "Never Again" declaration but, further, that a key component of "never again" is being armed (remember the Uzi?) against the potential oppressor. Israel didn't survive because of Pigg's philosophy but because of Uzi Galil's engineering!
Posted by: Ottothep at April 19, 2018 07:59 PM (TBxBK)

Stop being so naive.

He knows.

HE KNOWS.

He's intentionally evoking Nazi trappings (see the armband thing).

Nobody took the first Hitler seriously until it was too late to stop him, and now y'all are letting someone who is MODELING HIMSELF AFTER HIM run wild because you don't want to take him seriously either.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (yXU4O)

393 david hogg and stormy daniels join forces and go on tour

What should they call it?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:03 PM (tFDiW)
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The Bullshit Boogie

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (XaSia)

394

nood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (tFDiW)

395 I'm betting that will be a clue as to some characteristics of the perpetrator

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He was meeting a friend for a life changing real estate deal.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (FtrQm)

396 speaking of reparations, are the Central and South American Indians demanding reparations from Spain and Portugal for pillaging their lands and destroying their cultures..?

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (KxbBq)

397 It went about as you would expect.

-------
Rain???

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 08:13 PM (VBKy9)

398 I had relatives that died in the Civil War. My debt is paid.

And if you can not get it together in 150 years, you fucked up.

No reparations. None. The US has paid enough since 1964.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April




well, which side?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:13 PM (MTjB1)

399 Waiting for him to become David "Tragic Autoerotic Asphyxiation Misadventure" Hogg

Posted by: FaCubeItches at April 19, 2018 08:13 PM (rznWS)

400 OT: work joys. We send some data to AF. As you might imagine they are hidebound and lots of hoops