When the Dream of Diversity Goes Wrong [KT]

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What happens when the left's goal of diversity runs into either reality or some of their other goals? Some vignettes from the news:

Rural California becomes less diverse, more dangerous

Victor Davis Hanson's message here is not new, but this piece is particularly graphic as a harbinger of where illegal immigration and Democratic rule are taking us.

I live on a farm beside a rural avenue in central California, the fifth generation to reside in the same house. And after years of thefts, home break-ins, and dangerous encounters, I have concluded that it is no longer safe to live where I was born. I stay for a while longer because I am sixty-five years old and either too old to move or too worried about selling the final family parcel of what was homesteaded in the 1870s.

Rural Fresno County used to be one of the most ethnically diverse areas in the United States. I grew up with first-, second-, and third-generation farmers--agrarians of Armenian, German, Greek, Mexican, Japanese, Portuguese, Punjabi, and Scandinavian descent.

Race and ethnicity were richly diverse; yet assimilation was the collective shared goal--made easier because immigration was almost entirely a legal and measured enterprise.

I have seen huge bags of trash thrown onto the side of Highway 43 through VDH's hometown, Selma. I haven't spent a lot of time on its back roads, but nearby I have seen dumped couches, beds and appliances. He describes worse.

The tragedy of illegal immigration is that it did not have to be this way. Legal, measured, meritocratic, and diverse immigration leads to rapid assimilation and Americanization and enriches the country culturally and economically.

Its antithesis--illegal, mass, non-meritocratic, and non-diverse immigration--hinders the melting pot. It fuels tribalism, while incurring vast costs in social services to ensure some sort of parity for those from impoverished southern Mexico and Central America. The wages of our citizen working poor and their access to needed social services are not helped by thousands of new arrivals without legality and English.

Yet illegal immigration in such numbers certainly empowers a host of special interests. . . .

He identifies some of them. Sure seems like we have been stupid about immigration for a long time.

Harvard vs. Asians

JJ Sefton picked up this piece by Justin Torres in City Journal on the discrimination case against Harvard, See Their Faces.

This week, after more than four years of pretrial litigation and sifting through 160,000 documents, Students for Fair Admission will get its day in a Massachusetts federal district court on allegations that Harvard University discriminates against Asian-American applicants. The trial is expected to last for at least three weeks. Based on the evidence that SFA presented in pretrial motions, Harvard--whether it wins or loses in court--is in for a long, embarrassing slog.

The case is the latest in the federal courts' tortured consideration of affirmative-action policies in higher education. (Harvard, as a private university, is not subject to constitutional requirements that apply to public universities, but because it accepts federal funding, it is subject to Title VI, the civil rights law that replicates much of the constitutional structure.) The law governing affirmative-action practices is a complete mess. . . .

Nice piece with some interesting details. Check it out.

Lost in the abstract discussion of numbers and trends is the fact that the victimized students are real people, often from disadvantaged backgrounds, with their own legitimate aspirations built on years of sterling academic achievement. The most poignant section of a motion bristling with statistics and regression analysis is an excerpt of deposition testimony from a college admissions counselor at Stuyvesant High School in New York City. Admissions to Stuyvesant are race-blind and based on test scores--at least for now, though Mayor Bill de Blasio is advocating for a "holistic" admissions review there as well. . .

Q. You want to keep going? You want to tell me why this is upsetting to you?

A. Because these numbers make it seem like there's discrimination, and I love these kids, and I know how hard they work. And these just look like numbers to all of you guys, but I see their faces.

Elizabeth Warren needs to Face the Music

Earlier this week, JJ Sefton linked a Daniel Greenfield piece that reminded us of some of the earlier transformations in the life of Elizabeth Warren, in addition to becoming a Native American:

Elizabeth Ann Herring has been many things in her life. All of them fake.

She represented an insurance company in an asbestos case before becoming a consumer rights crusader. She was paid $350,000 to teach a single course before deciding to fight student debt. She was a Republican, then became a socialist, and then announced, "I am a capitalist to my bones."

Ironic how her political career has intersected (ahem) in unfortunate ways changes in leftist causes over the years.

As OregonMuse suggested yesterday, even many on the left are concluding that Elizabeth Warren has now blown it big time. Here is one of them, in Current Affairs:

I like Elizabeth Warren a lot. She's probably my second-favorite elected official. It's only thanks to her that we have the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, the best agency in the U.S. federal government. She is gutsy, smart, and she cares about the economic well-being of ordinary people. Which is why I am so frustrated that Warren has so badly mishandled this native ancestry issue.
Obviously Donald Trump does not care about Native people. (He put a picture of Andrew Jackson in the Oval Office, for God's sake.)

Side note: Dang, these people get upset over statues and portraits and such lately. Trump does a little symbolic reach across the aisle by hanging a portrait of the Democrat whose face is on the 20 dollar bill and it proves he hates Native Americans.

But back to Elizabeth Warren: The author of this piece outlines the times Warren has used the claim of Native American heritage professionally before ripping into her handing of the resulting controversy. His bottom line:

After offending Cherokee people and doubling down on an indefensible claim, Warren really cannot run for president.

Interesting to see his question about why Warren didn't consult with some Cherokees before proceeding, in light of Daniel Greenfield's comments on Native American attitudes toward DNA testing in the piece linked just above.

Perhaps it's time for Elizabeth Warren to relax and reflect on her natural tendency to choose the recipes of a French chef for a Native American cookbook. Could she be part French? When she was young, was she La Fille aux cheveux de lin? The Girl with the Flaxen Hair? Go ahead and retire to a little place in Provence, Elizabeth. Cook some of your favorite recipes and tell some stories. We won't mind.

Note: This is the Thread before the Gardening Thread.

Serving your mid-day open thread needs

Hope you have a great weekend.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 11:22 AM




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1 What happens when the left's goal of diversity runs into either reality or some of their other goals?

This is a trick question. The left doesn't know reality from pixie dust.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 11:26 AM (3sjI6)

2 Trainwreck.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2018 11:27 AM (oVJmc)

3 There are lots of places diversity isn't a good idea

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 11:28 AM (T4oHT)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 20, 2018 11:30 AM (2s3aR)

5 Dems have never valued diversity. That the party of the KKK can get away with saying that they do tells you all you need to know about how thoroughly the commies have infiltrated reporting and education.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 20, 2018 11:31 AM (YC9GB)

6 Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. Isn't this the agency that has no Congressional oversight because Dances with Lies designed it that way?

Posted by: Beartooth at October 20, 2018 11:32 AM (clzct)

7 "Diversity" is the trojan horse that the Left uses to drive things leftward.

Since they view everything in racial/identity group terms, and are confident of their ownership of any and all opinions held by identity groups, they use it to place people of their opinions and to move institutions and policies leftward.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2018 11:33 AM (oVJmc)

8 Like everything you wrote KT, it's not bothering me if Fauxahonas doesn't face the music. In fact when ever has a Leftist said they were wrong?

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 11:33 AM (T4oHT)

9 Willowed:
Here's some polling info that came out last night for those who care.

No
statewide polls in Michigan since last week, but they polled two
congressional districts. A tie in the 11th, narrow GOP lead in the 8th
(which has a GOP incumbent.

Here's were things get interesting.
They also polled for US Senate in both districts and James was running
even in the 11th and was leading 50-45 in the 8th, which means he is
outperforming the congresscritter.

Stabenow was last polled at 9
points ahead, but if she's now losing the 8th, she may be in real
trouble. James is from the Detroit area and if he pulls just 20 percent
of the vote there, she's toast.

No one's looking at Michigan, even RCP has it "likely Dem" but the Dems could lose this seat.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 20, 2018 11:34 AM (cfSRQ)

10 Diversity is nonsense in some cases, and anti-sense in most.

Posted by: Minuteman at October 20, 2018 11:34 AM (Gxd4c)

11 Today's Dem/commie party is simply so arrogant that they think they can direct the tribalism their policies bring about to stay in power. Unfortunately it isn't only commie traitors and their useful idiots who suffer when they get enough power to impose their envy driven agendas or their schemes break down and countries devolve to full on tribalism.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 20, 2018 11:35 AM (YC9GB)

12 Like everything you wrote KT, it's not bothering me if Fauxahonas doesn't face the music. In fact when ever has a Leftist said they were wrong?
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 11:33 AM (T4oHT)

"Never admit you're wrong, never give-up, never surrender. It won't make the world a better place, but who gives a shit about that?"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 11:36 AM (3sjI6)

13 Hello, friend KT. Thanks for the poat.

"Based on the evidence that SFA presented in pretrial motions, Harvard--whether it wins or loses in court--is in for a long, embarrassing slog."

*faint smile*

That just made my weekend a little brighter.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 11:37 AM (y87Qq)

14 Thanks for the Debussy, KT.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 20, 2018 11:37 AM (T71PA)

Weird News Dump

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Good morning Morons. Enjoy the weekend and a few stories that didn't get their fair share of attention here at the AoSHQ.


Feel free to discuss any of these or whatever tickles your fancy in this open thread. Please don't run with sharp objects. Leave the 'ettes pony tails alone and be nice to one another.

Have a great weekend!!!

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1 Good morning, friends!

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at October 20, 2018 08:40 AM (WY9Hg)

2 Dear Lord, first?

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at October 20, 2018 08:41 AM (WY9Hg)

3 Again?

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at October 20, 2018 08:41 AM (WY9Hg)

4 That's it I'm buying a lottery ticket.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at October 20, 2018 08:42 AM (WY9Hg)

5 Top 10!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 20, 2018 08:44 AM (/0VK/)

6 Kevin Williamson redeems himself with his column, Democrats are the Party of Blackface.

Warren: sanctimonious old white lady.

O'Roark: prep school jackass.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 20, 2018 08:47 AM (qNycd)

7 Today's To Do


********

Damn overachievers

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 08:47 AM (m45I2)

8
Snow!Trump is making it snow!Snowing at 34 degrees!Trump has altered the freezing point of water vapor!Trump!!! Is there nothing the man can't do?

Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 08:47 AM (oYD2h)

9 willowed:

"216 Badger State Hordians note:
PDT appearing in Mosinee (Wausau area) on Wednesday, 24 Oct, @1830.
Long drive, but Thinking About It ..."

Still thinking ... will consult Mrs Eez when she wakes up.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 20, 2018 08:47 AM (QAdJD)

10
Pinched nerve in neck. Bruised my foot somehow. Hip aches. Acid reflux. Otherwise I'm fit for duty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2018 08:48 AM (LsBY9)

11 With the megamillions at 1.6 billion, one could theoretically buy tickets with every possible combination of numbers, guaranteeing a win, and still come out ahead (even with taxes taken into account). Just so long as nobody else wins.

Oh, and mornin', Horde!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2018 08:49 AM (+F0Wk)

12 Pixy!

Pixy! is robbing me of my CR/LFs

This is Windows!!
How Can Pixy misinterpret CR/LF??
I blame Trump!!

Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 08:49 AM (oYD2h)

13 Snow!Trump is making it snow!Snowing at 34 degrees!Trump has altered the freezing point of water vapor!Trump!!! Is there nothing the man can't do?

Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield

That might be JJ Sefton and his Amazing Red Sea Pedestrian Weather Machine.

Posted by: Blutarski at October 20, 2018 08:49 AM (+Tibp)

14 Have we cancelled all aid to Honduras yet?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 20, 2018 08:49 AM (y7DUB)

15 Wow, that's some extra - weird content there, MisHum !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 20, 2018 08:49 AM (QAdJD)

16 Lottery!
No one won the lottery??
OMG!!

Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 08:50 AM (oYD2h)

17 Top 20?

Posted by: fluffy at October 20, 2018 08:50 AM (9t5k1)

18
With the megamillions at 1.6 billion, one could theoretically buy tickets with every possible combination of numbers, guaranteeing a win, and still come out ahead (even with taxes taken into account). Just so long as nobody else wins.

Unfortunately that requires real and not theoretical money.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2018 08:51 AM (LsBY9)

19 With the megamillions at 1.6 billion, one could theoretically buy tickets with every possible combination of numbers, guaranteeing a win, and still come out ahead (even with taxes taken into account). Just so long as nobody else wins.


*****


Simple solution. Just buy up all the number combinations that nobody else has bought. Duh.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 08:52 AM (m45I2)

20 Pixy!

Pixy! is robbing me of my CR/LFs

This is Windows!!
How Can Pixy misinterpret CR/LF??
I blame Trump!!
Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 08:49 AM (oYD2h)

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Thou shalt not question Pixy! Pixy's ways are mysterious and unknowable to mere mortals!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2018 08:53 AM (+F0Wk)

21 Re the last story (just knew it had to be Daily Mail) How do you drink beer and take 56 sleeping pills and still live? No wonder he doesn't remember much. lmao!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 20, 2018 08:53 AM (dUJdY)

22










Works for me







Posted by: freaked at October 20, 2018 08:54 AM (UdKB7)

23 Morning!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 20, 2018 08:54 AM (438dO)

24 Almost college game day!! Go COUGS!!! *bouncing around in excitement*

Posted by: IC at October 20, 2018 08:54 AM (4lu7W)

25 So while tinkering with various security cameras for stately VIA Manor, I have enjoyed the ARLO Two Plus system, and just received a free Nest Cam from Verizon.

And now, I stumbled across this system that is so underpriced that they almost seem disposable.

Yet they have some fairly serious reviews from known names in the electronics business.

Anybody have experience with the WYZE system, at all?

https://www.wyzecam.com

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 08:54 AM (cqNba)

26 Crime against nature?
That was no crime, that dog is one handsome ******.

Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 08:55 AM (oYD2h)

27 With the megamillions at 1.6 billion, one could theoretically buy tickets with every possible combination of numbers, guaranteeing a win, and still come out ahead (even with taxes taken into account). Just so long as nobody else wins.

Unfortunately that requires real and not theoretical money.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2018 08:51 AM (LsBY9)

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Actually, I take that back. I forgot that tickets were $2 now. Might yet lose money on the deal.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2018 08:55 AM (+F0Wk)

28 Pixy's ways are mysterious and unknowable to mere mortals!


*********

Pixy lives near the deepest part of the Pacific Ocean. His ways are unfathomable.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 08:55 AM (m45I2)

29 Hardy looks like a good boy. I hope he got an ear or something.

Posted by: freaked at October 20, 2018 08:56 AM (UdKB7)

30 I've learned not to click on the weird news links. The gist can be gathered by just reading the url.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 08:56 AM (m45I2)

31 Pixy's ways are mysterious and unknowable to mere mortals!


*********

Pixy lives near the deepest part of the Pacific Ocean. His ways are unfathomable.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 08:55 AM (m45I2)

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What a trench-ant observation!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2018 08:57 AM (+F0Wk)

32
Too much rain last night.

Can't work in the yard.

Will be working on cleaning the garage instead.

Unfortunately, the operative word is "work".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2018 08:58 AM (LsBY9)

33 ...and then there's the dude in Kansas.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 20, 2018 08:58 AM (dUJdY)

34
The beagle's facial expression is priceless!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 20, 2018 08:58 AM (mAcgp)

35 With 1.6 Billion, Trump could build another section of WALL. Seriously, I find it a little funny that the 1.6B figure is the same amount Trump's been getting in down payments from GOPe.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 20, 2018 08:58 AM (neVm7)

36 Anybody have experience with the WYZE system, at all?

https://www.wyzecam.com

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 08:54 AM


1,500 reviews on Amazon...

https://www.amazon.com/Wyze-Indoor-Wireless-Camera-Vision/dp/B076H3SRXG

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 09:00 AM (URwyc)

37 Trump!!! Is there nothing the man can't do?



Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 08:47 AM (oYD2h)


He is blamed for just about everything that goes wrong. You did it, but Trump is the one who made you do it.

Posted by: Colin at October 20, 2018 09:01 AM (h4Mi8)

38 CNN reporter walking with the migrant mob got tear gassed. Thank you PDT.

Posted by: freaked at October 20, 2018 09:03 AM (UdKB7)

39 Trump!!! Is there nothing the man can't do?

I am sick of the level of thought I am seeing on some of my social media in regards to the Kashoggi situation. The deepest thought is "Trump has business ties to Saudi so he is going to let this go." Yeah, that's it. It's no more complicated than that.

Posted by: no good deed at October 20, 2018 09:03 AM (1uG1d)

40 Trump made Trump do it, the exponential FIEND! He converted the WhiteHouse to a tesseract! Melania has Schrodinger's Box! Baron plays 11th dimensional chess with himself in the bathroom!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 20, 2018 09:03 AM (mAcgp)

41 Fuckin computers here at ANDREWS not letting me see anything but military sites.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2018 09:04 AM (7Xbcu)

42 Actually, I take that back. I forgot that tickets were $2 now. Might yet lose money on the deal.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2018 08:55 AM


No, you were correct. With 320 million number possibilities at $2.00 a ticket, out of pocket 640 million expended. With a 1.6 billion jackpot, losing 50% to taxes payoff is 800 million. Profit 160 million.

If, big if, only, big only, ONE winner.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 09:04 AM (URwyc)

43
CNN reporter walking with the migrant mob got tear gassed. Thank you PDT.

Posted by: freaked


Mexico can gas as many reporters as they want. No complaint from me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2018 09:05 AM (LsBY9)

44 Mornin' Horde. Since the lottery rolled over this weekend, there is now a strong temptation to make a run to the Georgia border for tickets this weekend. After all, a billion dollars may not be what it once was, but it still buys a lotta Val-U-Rite...

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at October 20, 2018 09:05 AM (lLeln)

45 Hope the MoMe in Corsicana Texas is a fun one.

Hope it stays dry up there.

Posted by: Lone Ranger at October 20, 2018 09:06 AM (3v4GH)

46 Is it considered nagging to ask someone to check in if they drive somewhere, whether it is a child, a spouse, a SO, a parent, a sibling, whatever?

I think in my family, people always do it so it seems perfectly normal for me. "Call when you get there" ya know?

Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:06 AM (TL2pK)

47 That might be JJ Sefton and his Amazing Red Sea Pedestrian Weather Machine.

Red Sea Pedestrian sounds like a branch of Mossad,

Posted by: fluffy at October 20, 2018 09:06 AM (9t5k1)

48 I've learned not to click on the weird news links. The gist can be gathered by just reading the url.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 08:56 AM (m45I2)


And every one of them seems to lead to some sort of "webbed page".

Nice try, MisHum, but you're going to have to get up a lot earlier than that if you're going to catch me testing your exhaust system.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 09:07 AM (y87Qq)

49 Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 20, 2018 08:47 AM (qNycd)

He can attempt to make it right.
He never will in my mind.

F*ck him and his ilk.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2018 09:07 AM (Ss+Em)

50 46 Is it considered nagging to ask someone to check in if they drive somewhere, whether it is a child, a spouse, a SO, a parent, a sibling, whatever?

I think in my family, people always do it so it seems perfectly normal for me. "Call when you get there" ya know?
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:06 AM (TL2pK


No, our family does it all the time.
Usually its a text message and not a call.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2018 09:08 AM (Ss+Em)

51
Is it considered nagging to ask someone to check in if they drive somewhere, whether it is a child, a spouse, a SO, a parent, a sibling, whatever?

No. But I don't ask Her Majesty to do so when she goes off to shows. If there's no call or text I assume everything is fine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2018 09:09 AM (LsBY9)

52 One thing Trump has me doing is not paying any attention to the MFM anymore. I don't get a newspaper, watch TV news, listen to the radio news, or go to MFM news websites. Used to get my news from Yahoo/AOL, haven't looked at them in a couple of years. I'm a hermit! (as far as news goes)

Posted by: Colin at October 20, 2018 09:09 AM (h4Mi8)

53 Is it considered nagging to ask someone to check in if they drive somewhere, whether it is a child, a spouse, a SO, a parent, a sibling, whatever?


I just think it is good manners.

Posted by: no good deed at October 20, 2018 09:09 AM (1uG1d)

54 CNN reporter walking with the migrant mob got tear gassed. Thank you PDT.

Posted by: freaked at October 20, 2018 09:03 AM (UdKB7)



bwhahahahaha

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2018 09:09 AM (SiINZ)

55 46
Is it considered nagging to ask someone to check in if they drive
somewhere, whether it is a child, a spouse, a SO, a parent, a sibling,
whatever?



I think in my family, people always do it so it seems perfectly normal for me. "Call when you get there" ya know?

Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:06 AM (TL2pK)


Its a requirement in my household. Going with a buddy (sons) or girls night out (wife) when you're on your was home you phone. Or if you're traveling.
It's not nagging. Just being courteous.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 20, 2018 09:11 AM (b8J4P)

56 Anybody have experience with the WYZE system, at all?


*******

That looks like it has some good features, and the price is incredible. That would work well for our cabin if it can dump to the cloud directly through the router, which I think they can.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 09:11 AM (m45I2)

57 Morning all...


Watching video from the Guatemala-Mexico border...I'm thinkin' Mexico ain't doing much to stop them.

Mobs breaking doing barriers and just rushing through.

Well done, Mexico.

Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2018 09:12 AM (cF8AT)

58 @50

Same. My parents are a little on the....overprotective side, but my aunt and uncle does it too. So, like I said, I always considered it to be a pretty normal thing to say.

Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:12 AM (TL2pK)

59 Get Life 360 and have your kids/family members on it and you can see where they are. Works great. Well unless your cheating on wife

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2018 09:12 AM (7Xbcu)

60 >>> I think in my family, people always do it so it seems perfectly normal for me. "Call when you get there" ya know?

I hike alone so I am in the habit of calling my wife as soon as I can get a signal, just to let her know I am out of the woods.

Posted by: fluffy at October 20, 2018 09:12 AM (9t5k1)

61 Kevin Williamson only exists by sucking up to the idle well off. Fuck him in particular.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 20, 2018 09:13 AM (y7DUB)

62
Anybody have experience with the WYZE system, at all?





*******



That looks like it has some good features, and the price is
incredible. That would work well for our cabin if it can dump to the
cloud directly through the router, which I think they can.


Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 09:11 AM

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Downside for me is it requires alexa to work unless I am missing something.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 20, 2018 09:13 AM (JUOKG)

63
Different BrowserChecking to seeIf CR/LFworks for me.
Burma Shave

Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 09:13 AM (oYD2h)

64
Morning all...





Watching video from the Guatemala-Mexico border...I'm thinkin' Mexico ain't doing much to stop them.



Mobs breaking doing barriers and just rushing through.



Well done, Mexico.


Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2018 09:12 AM

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That is making them easier to track and I am pretty sure that Trump has let the Border Patrol know that he ain't playing.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 20, 2018 09:14 AM (JUOKG)

Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 09:14 AM (oYD2h)

66 You peons wouldn't know what to do with $1.6 billion if it bit you on the ass.

We, on the other hand, are experts in these matters...

Posted by: Hillary! at October 20, 2018 09:14 AM (CE5C/)

67 One thing Trump has me doing is not paying any attention to the MFM anymore.
Posted by: Colin

Between Ace, JJ and Vic, I get all the news I need and more. And it's much more fun.

Posted by: Blutarski at October 20, 2018 09:15 AM (+Tibp)

68 I take that back. The prices aren't all that incredible.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 09:15 AM (m45I2)

69 Hey anyone here also use WAZE for navigation? Have you been having trouble getting on their network?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2018 09:15 AM (7Xbcu)

70
Wonderment never ending
"You should type something."
Pixy usually says
mustabeen a software upgrade
Ima gonna quit now, before I get deeper into the mysteries of computer software that is not intended for simple users. If only I had gone to tech school and gotten my Microsoft Certifications. I could abeen an expert.

Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 09:18 AM (oYD2h)

71 And now, I stumbled across this system that is so underpriced that they almost seem disposable.

Yet they have some fairly serious reviews from known names in the electronics business.

Anybody have experience with the WYZE system, at all?

https://www.wyzecam.com
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

.................

It was only a matter of time before this stuff came down to a price point that's more like reality..

It's cheap technology..

I've been looking at a doorbell cam.. I don't need cameras throughout the house.. it's just me and my wife. no kids to watch, etc.

But the Ring doorbell camera seems to be the only one that will run off the low current in the doorbell wiring.. and it's still way too expensive.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 20, 2018 09:18 AM (438dO)

72 So the Mega rolled, anyone know how much would it take to buy Twitter?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2018 09:19 AM (busJo)

73 Well, the reason I ask is....the bf is visiting some friends for camping this weekend and it was gonna be a little bit of a drive. Now, we've never said "Call when you get there" to each other before. Like some of you have said, it was unspoken, we just always texted when one of us got home from the other's.

The other night, his trip came up, and I don't know what compelled me, but I was like, "Text me when you get in" and I regretted it immediately, thinking I was sounding nagging or like I was mommying him or something.

Well guess what....lol...he didn't check in. I am going to guess that A) he got in late b) he got busy with his mates and forgot or c) bad service in the woodsy area he is gonna be in.

I am glad o hear that "Call when you get there" is a pretty universal thing, and not just my crazy family.

Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:19 AM (TL2pK)

74 Downside for me is it requires alexa to work unless I am missing something.

*****

I don't think it requires Alexa, just is compatible with Alexa. Most of those type cams can be set to do timed pix or motion sensed and upload to a cloud based file for remote viewing. They can get spendy though.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 09:19 AM (m45I2)

75 Hey anyone here also use WAZE for navigation? Have you been having trouble getting on their network?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2018 09:15 AM (7Xbcu)


No issues here. I don't use it that often but it seems to be working. It's one of the navigation options on CarPlay now, finally.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 09:20 AM (y87Qq)

76 Here in the North East Corridor I have been having increasing trouble getting on Wazes network

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2018 09:22 AM (7Xbcu)

77 Downside for me is it requires alexa to work unless I am missing something. "

Don't think Alexa is a requirement, just an option.

Direct cloud storage, and alerts to your smart phone, with rolling 14 day storage is a damn good feature.

So, as we have a seldom used basement access into the house, I decided to pull the trigger and order one, to see how it works.

The thing can stay fastened to the 1st floor joists, and point toward the rear access areas, and just sit there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 09:23 AM (cqNba)

78 I do use WAZE, but haven't needed it for a few days, so I can't say. I was having issues last Sunday when I needed it, so not sure if it's been having troubles since then.

Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:23 AM (TL2pK)

79 Here in the North East Corridor I have been having increasing trouble getting on Wazes network
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2018 09:22 AM (7Xbcu)


Have you tried moving to the midwest?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 09:24 AM (y87Qq)

80 Even if Mexico delays the horde a couple of days, I doubt they can make it to our border by election day..

And that has to have been the aim of Soros or whoever manufactured this current "caravan", isn't it? They wanted new chaos at our border just in time for the elections. Mean ICE men tearing babies away from poor Moms..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 20, 2018 09:24 AM (438dO)

81 "Here in the North East Corridor I have been having increasing trouble getting on Wazes network"

It's not just you.

We have recently been having multiple server busy type failures on it.

But....when it works, I love it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 09:24 AM (cqNba)

82 Help. If anybody sees The Oort cloud please tell him to email at his soonest.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2018 09:26 AM (QF831)

83 I saw Amy Schumer thinks white players that do not kneel are racists. I can only assume that Amy and her klan are underwater on Nike stock. What are the odds?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 20, 2018 09:27 AM (vV/gB)

84 "Help. If anybody sees The Oort cloud please tell him to email at his soonest."

He had a comment on the ONT that he did e-mail you.

Spam folder maybe?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 09:27 AM (cqNba)

85 54 CNN reporter walking with the migrant mob got tear gassed. Thank you PDT.
________________

What wonderful insights is he getting? The DM had one of its reporters interview one of the "migrants," and his sob story was that he needed to come and live in the U.S. because his taxes in Honduras are just too high. Oh, the humanity! I wonder what our taxes will be like here once we have 10 or 50 or 100 million more illegal aliens mooching off us?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 20, 2018 09:28 AM (fqUgw)

86 Muldoon.

Less than thirty bucks, to the door from Amazon isn't bad.

And ordering two of them directly from the manufacturer is lower yet, even with shipping.

The included cloud storage is a big thing with ARLO, that NEST does not offer without a subscription plan.

So to see it included in a twenty five dollar camera is pretty amazing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 09:29 AM (cqNba)

87 Did someone say coffee?

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at October 20, 2018 09:31 AM (dMvl+)

88 If, big if, only, big only, ONE winner.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 09:04 AM
~~~~~

Also, if the guy at Wawa could print one ticket every three seconds, it would take him about 30 years to print them all for you.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 20, 2018 09:31 AM (Ri0Ku)

89 83 I saw Amy Schumer thinks white players that do not kneel are racists. I can only assume that Amy and her klan are underwater on Nike stock. What are the odds?
______________

When Nike announced they'd hired Crapperdick as their spokes-idiot, the stock was trading near $80. It's now at $74.2. Score!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 20, 2018 09:32 AM (fqUgw)

90 46 Depends. Is the person in question a family member???

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at October 20, 2018 09:32 AM (9TR2V)

91 @90

Nope. See #73 for the deets.

But, the original question I was just asking in general, family member or non.

Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:34 AM (TL2pK)

92 Holy cow mega millions rolled over AGAIN?

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at October 20, 2018 09:35 AM (dMvl+)

93 What wonderful insights is he getting? The DM had one of its reporters interview one of the "migrants," and his sob story was that he needed to come and live in the U.S. because his taxes in Honduras are just too high. Oh, the humanity! I wonder what our taxes will be like here once we have 10 or 50 or 100 million more illegal aliens mooching off us?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 20, 2018 09:28 AM (fqUgw)


Does he speak English? Does he have any marketable skills that would be of value to this country? Has he been vaccinated for dangerous diseases?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 20, 2018 09:35 AM (y7DUB)

94 The crew of College Gameday were blown away from the Coug crowd. I wonder how many people never went to bed.

The crowd for Pullman, at 6am on the West Coast, is huge.


Game isn't for another 10 hours.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 20, 2018 09:36 AM (UsCnO)

95 Re: Mooning guy....you just can't have fun anymore.

Posted by: BignJames at October 20, 2018 09:36 AM (0+nbW)

96 76 Here in the North East Corridor I have been having increasing trouble getting on Wazes network
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2018 09:22 AM (7Xbcu)

Write to the House WAZE and Means Committee.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 20, 2018 09:37 AM (aROE4)

97 WAZE has been great for me, but I hate being tracked! But there really is no other way to evaluate live traffic conditions and adapt in real time.

Same thing about any home security system, the status of your home at a known location is available to the "cloud" and we know how secure computer stored records, except for a few details about O'Barky and Hillary and ChiDiFi and Soros and...

By the way, Ben Had has assured all attendees that the WYZE camera at the TXNoMee has been turned off (for "undisclosed" security reasons)!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 09:37 AM (6Roq4)

98 holy crap, that gentleman had sex with an exhaust pipe.

Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:37 AM (TL2pK)

99 42
With 320 million number possibilities at $2.00 a ticket, out of pocket 640 million expended. With a 1.6 billion jackpot, losing 50% to taxes payoff is 800 million. Profit 160 million.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 09:04 AM (URwyc)


But then there are the logistics of buying 320 million tickets. I don't think my local 7-11 has that many.

If you have $640 million to start with, there are probably easier ways to invest it.

Posted by: rickl at October 20, 2018 09:38 AM (sdi6R)

100 1.6 billion?? That's one hell of a tax bill.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2018 09:38 AM (pUDQf)

101 With $1.6 Billion I'd rebuild by hometown's Main Street in Ellicott City, MD. Half destroyed by Flash floods, I'd hire Elon Musk's Boring Co. to drill a bunch of tunnels to divert water away from the street and safely into the Patapsco. Once that was complete, I'd buy up all the vacant store-fronts and open up a mix of eclectic shops, restaurants and bars. And finally, I'd buyout the nearby Flour Mill and convert it into a really cool workspace for my new Game Developer Company. For lunch, I'd take my employees out to my new restaurants.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 20, 2018 09:38 AM (neVm7)

102 So, did anybody watch the WI Governor debate over the Brewers game last night? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Go Brewers.

Posted by: WisRich at October 20, 2018 09:39 AM (OAlmw)

103 46 Is it considered nagging to ask someone to check in if they drive
somewhere, whether it is a child, a spouse, a SO, a parent, a sibling,
whatever?

Nope. Wife's boyfriend will text to say *R. is on her way home. Get rid of the hookers and blow. Oh, and put the toilet seat down.*
Just common courtesy and all. It's in the Man Manual. Oops - forgot the first rule of the Man Manual.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 09:39 AM (9rIkM)

104 So said illegal immigrant will get here, in a year or so vote Democrat, and get his taxes if he pays any, increased.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 09:40 AM (T4oHT)

105 98 holy crap, that gentleman had sex with an exhaust pipe.
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:37 AM (TL2pK)

Who looks at a tailpipe and says...hmmm, I've got a great idea!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2018 09:40 AM (pUDQf)

106 Posted by: Serious Cat at October 20, 2018 09:38 AM (neVm7)

Not nearly enough $$

Posted by: BignJames at October 20, 2018 09:40 AM (0+nbW)

107 Wheeeeee! 'Ettes pig-tails are fair game again!!!

Posted by: That doofus who sat behind you in 5th grade at October 20, 2018 09:40 AM (UEKLf)

108 holy crap, that gentleman had sex with an exhaust pipe.

Posted by: TickledPink
Yes - and this is surprising?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 09:41 AM (9rIkM)

109 Wife's boyfriend????

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 20, 2018 09:41 AM (438dO)

110 Posted by: Captain Hate at October 20, 2018 09:35 AM (y7DUB)

H8r!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 09:41 AM (6Roq4)

111 FL early vote by mail update.

GOP increases ballot lead to 50,400.


Total ballots cast 877,782.

Posted by: HA at October 20, 2018 09:41 AM (MAstk)

112 Wife's boyfriend????
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
Well, she is a giver.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 09:42 AM (9rIkM)

113 FL early vote by mail update.

GOP increases ballot lead to 50,400.

Total ballots cast 877,782.
Posted by: HA at October 20, 2018 09:41 AM (MAstk)


So they just keep voting until someone wins? How much is it up to now?

Posted by: hogmartin, unclear on the concept at October 20, 2018 09:43 AM (y87Qq)

114 When there's a shortage of sheep, pig, & ducks,
There's always tailpipes on the trucks.

Posted by: That doofus who sat behind you in 5th grade at October 20, 2018 09:44 AM (UEKLf)

115 FL early vote by mail update.

GOP increases ballot lead to 50,400.


Total ballots cast 877,782.
Posted by: HA
.......

you do know, however, that does not mean they are voting GOP, right?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 20, 2018 09:45 AM (438dO)

116 The thing that I don't understand is the tailpipe is not exactly the right height for....defiling.

It seems like it would be a very awkward thing. Are you on your knees? Are you squatting?

Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:46 AM (TL2pK)

117 The DM had one of its reporters interview one of the "migrants," and
his sob story was that he needed to come and live in the U.S. because
his taxes in Honduras are just too high."

these cartel run countries are sending their "army" here to collect welfare (and or payrolls) and send the income back to support their failing banana republics ... cuz banana and drug sales just aren't enough.


seems likely to me our own CIA (or its offshoot remnants) still has ties with the cartels, and/or they ARE the cartels. BigMoney in drug/human trafficking, and being in US government and opening the doors (and borders) is a sweet paying middle man position (like the movie Tequila Sunrise ... or many movies about our CIA operating hand in hand with the various syndicates)

Clintons seemed to have gone from all that cocaine money, to selling our weapons to our enemies ... Mueller right there by their side.

gonna need a bigger boat to Guantanamo, or just hang em high.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 20, 2018 09:47 AM (Cus5s)

118 Mornin. Rum in the coffee. thats a thing right?
1.6b would buy a little house and a big boat somewhere in the caribbean.

Posted by: BluesFish at October 20, 2018 09:47 AM (AdTlU)

119 note to all who speculated that maybe the Saudis were set up - looks like now they've officially 'fessed up to killing him. There was just too much evidence from too many good sources to ever think different, which is why their cover up collapsed.

Sometimes your bad friends do really bad things. And again, it's not the killing of Kashoggi that I object to so much - it's the stupid, public, hamhanded and obvious way in which they did it, that was the great blunder. The United States is their patron, and anything they do has the obvious possibility of reflecting on us, that's why they should have been much more careful.

(notice how Israel is sitting over in the corner, smirking and thinking "nyah nyah, here's a shitstorm and none of you have got any way to blame it on us!")

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2018 09:47 AM (V2Yro)

120 Does he speak English? Does he have any marketable skills that would be of value to this country? Has he been vaccinated for dangerous diseases?
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 20, 2018 09:35 AM (y7DUB)

======
Silly boy, there's only one important question:
Will he vote Democrat?

Brought to you by--
The treason partei, and
the Ad Council

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 20, 2018 09:48 AM (shL16)

121 It seems like it would be a very awkward thing. Are you on your knees? Are you squatting?

Posted by: TickledPink
Ummmm, it's a bit early for this kind of talk but I must admit I'm liking it. Please do go on.

Oh, good morning TP!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 09:48 AM (9rIkM)

122
I saw Amy Schumer thinks white players that do not kneel are racists.

Another example of the Camel's Nose.

Yesterday: "Oh why don't you let them show their values?"

Today: "Everyone must show these values or you're a racist!"

(see also: gay marriage)

Once in his shop a workman wrought
With languid hand, and listless thought,
When through the open window's space,
Behold! a Camel thrust his face.
"My nose is cold," he meekly cried,
"Oh, let me warm it by thy side."

Since no denial word was said,
In came the nose, in came the head,
As sure as sermon follows text,
The long, excursive neck came next,
And then, as falls the threatening storm,
In leap'd the whole ungainly form.

Aghast the owner gazed around,
And on the rude invader frown'd,
Convinc'd as closer still he prest,
There was no room for such a guest,
Yet more astonish'd, heard him say,
"If incommoded, go your way,
For in this place I choose to stay."

Oh, youthful hearts, to gladness born,
Treat not this Arab lore with scorn.
To evil habit's earliest wile,
Lend neither ear, nor glance, nor smile,
Choke the dark fountain ere it flows,
Nor even admit the Camel's Nose.

- Lydia Sigourney

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (LsBY9)

123 According to John Hayward over at Breitbart, this Kashogii thing is a really big deal.
I don't get it.

Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (oYD2h)

124 The thing that I don't understand is the tailpipe is not exactly the right height for....defiling.
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:46 AM (TL2pK)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMjQ3hA9mEA

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (y87Qq)

125 Most exhaust pipes are 2 or 3 inches In diameter.

I'll just leave that there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (pUDQf)

126 How much interest do you earn in one day on 1 billion dollars? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (jUVms)

127 Yikes, some fine representatives of humanity in the links.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (9Om/r)

128 Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 20, 2018 09:48 AM (shL16)

No matter what happens, you can always use a few more sharply pointed stakes!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 09:50 AM (6Roq4)

129 Yikes, some fine representatives of humanity in the links.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (9Om/r)


Stick with the one that's got a picture of a cat in Cookie Monster footie pajamas.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 09:51 AM (y87Qq)

130 There are an estimated 4,000 in the current illegal alien-wannabe "caravan."

Last month, Border Patrol apprehended over 16,000 illegal aliens near the southern border. That's just one month, and they caught 4 times the number in the caravan. And BP only catches a fraction of those illegally crossing the border, so many more than that got through undetected.

But we don't need no stinkin' raaaaaaacist border wall. We can afford 30,000 or 40,000 or 50,000 (or more) new illegal aliens a month coming here to mooch off us.

After all, it's not as if we're already up to our eyeballs in debt, and can't pay for things like the medical care we promised our own veterans, right?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 20, 2018 09:51 AM (fqUgw)

131 Ouch..

That's gonna leave a mark.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=63&v=Gy9kZ-eISIU

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 09:51 AM (cqNba)

132 87 Did someone say coffee?
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at October 20, 2018 09:31 AM (dMvl+)

By the gallon, come on over with your favorite mug

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2018 09:51 AM (Ss+Em)

133 Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (y87Qq)

No way am I clicking on that link!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 09:51 AM (6Roq4)

134 124 The thing that I don't understand is the tailpipe is not exactly the right height for....defiling.
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:46 AM (TL2pK)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMjQ3hA9mEA
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (y87Qq


1-Way too much thought put into the "logistics"

2- Fitting video clip

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2018 09:53 AM (Ss+Em)

135
By the gallon, come on over with your favorite mug

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


I'm sorry, did you say "doughnuts"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2018 09:53 AM (LsBY9)

136 123 According to John Hayward over at Breitbart, this Kashogii thing is a really big deal.
I don't get it.
Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (oYD2h)

The federalist has a good bit of info. I think this guy was a spook.

http://thefederalist.com/2018/10/15/10-key-questions-khashoggi-affair-answer-buying-press-narrative/

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2018 09:53 AM (pUDQf)

137 @103

Is rule #1 of the Man Manual if your girlfriend asks you to do something you would have done anyway, you actually don't do it just to spite her?


Although now that I think about it......maybe when I said "Let me know when you get in" maybe he assumed I meant when he got home from his trip, not when he actually got to his trip location...maybe

Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:54 AM (TL2pK)

138 No way am I clicking on that link!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 09:51 AM (6Roq4)


It's from a PG-13 rated movie released in 1993.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 09:54 AM (y87Qq)

139 125 Most exhaust pipes are 2 or 3 inches In diameter.

I'll just leave that there.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (pUDQf)

What's your point?

Posted by: Girth Brooks at October 20, 2018 09:55 AM (jp0Bv)

140 https://legalinsurrection.com
Progressive Rage Week in Higher Education

When the 'extreme Right wing' take over can they please wipe out universities? Or maybe after Leftists take over will the polituro squelch opposition and eliminate universities? Either way it will help.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 09:55 AM (T4oHT)

141 Oh no.

Early voting in the Dem targeted Congressional seat for OH-1 is going heavily to the GOP.

They say there isn't a sign of even a blue ripple.

SAD!

https://tinyurl.com/ybtsosu5

Posted by: HA at October 20, 2018 09:56 AM (MAstk)

142 "breaking wind in the claimant's face, a smelly environment for him because of his race."

----

Was that supposed to rhyme?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 20, 2018 09:56 AM (t5m5e)

143 Bought a single serving Keruig machine last week for my one weekend cup in the morning habit and drinking my first cup of coffee from it right now.

Much better than instant so a positive on the purchase.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 20, 2018 09:56 AM (2DOZq)

144 Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (oYD2h)

All you need to know, citizen, is that muz killing muz in a muz country in a muz Embassy is all due to President Trump stealing the election.
If only Hillary had been elected, as she should have been, such an event would never have happened (or at least you would never had heard about which is the same thing)!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 09:56 AM (6Roq4)

145 If the tailpipe isn't the right height couldn't the guy just jack it?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 09:56 AM (m45I2)

146 Or use a hydraulic lift?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 09:57 AM (m45I2)

147 How much interest do you earn in one day on 1 billion dollars? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Seems Legit
...............

Assuming your payout is 1 Billion after taxes..

at the current 2% savings rate, your interest in a year would be 20 Million

You could probably get a better rate though..

Geez... I could live on the interest!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 20, 2018 09:57 AM (438dO)

148 You could jack the vehicle up to the.....

You know, I don't want to know.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 09:57 AM (T4oHT)

149 1per cent interest on 800 million ir 8 million/year.

Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2018 09:57 AM (RGSL6)

150 @134

I'm sorry. Anytime I hear of someone making love to something bizarre, the first thing my mind goes to is logistics. Lol.

Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:57 AM (TL2pK)

151 126 How much interest do you earn in one day on 1 billion dollars? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (jUVms)

It's cute you think you get the whole jackpot....

Posted by: The IRS at October 20, 2018 09:57 AM (cF8AT)

152 " "breaking wind in the claimant's face, a smelly environment for him because of his race."

----

Was that supposed to rhyme?"

I started to read that as something from Aqualung.

And it almost works

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 09:58 AM (cqNba)

153
If the tailpipe isn't the right height couldn't the guy just jack it?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 09:56 AM


Sometimes your puns are exhausting.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 09:58 AM (URwyc)

154 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 20, 2018 09:45 AM (438dO)

No way to know bc the votes haven't been counted.

That's why I wrote ballots cast.

That said, I would bet my house this is VERY bad news for the Dems.

Posted by: HA at October 20, 2018 09:58 AM (MAstk)

155 It's from a PG-13 rated movie released in 1993.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 09:54 AM (y87Qq)

Sorry, I forgot the rule about trusting your fellow morons!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 09:59 AM (6Roq4)

156 101 With $1.6 Billion I'd rebuild by hometown's Main Street in Ellicott City, MD. Half destroyed by Flash floods, I'd hire Elon Musk's Boring Co. to drill a bunch of tunnels to divert water away from the street and safely into the Patapsco. Once that was complete, I'd buy up all the vacant store-fronts and open up a mix of eclectic shops, restaurants and bars. And finally, I'd buyout the nearby Flour Mill and convert it into a really cool workspace for my new Game Developer Company. For lunch, I'd take my employees out to my new restaurants.
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 20, 2018 09:38 AM (neVm7)
---
Yes! Yes to everything.

And turn that old movie house into a venue for music acts so I don't have to drive down to the 930 Club.

Which I'm doing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 09:59 AM (kQs4Y)

157 ......maybe when I said "Let me
know when you get in" maybe he assumed I meant when he got home from his
trip, not when he actually got to his trip location...maybe
Posted by: TickledPink
Anyone else want this high hanging curveball?

Just fool'n. TP, you're overthinking all this stuff. Us men are simple creatures. We don't even know why we do what we do. Think of us as bears with furniture.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 09:59 AM (9rIkM)

158
If you're a newspaper (or a "newspaper") and you hire as a columnist a guy with ties to MB and he goes to an Islamic country, you should not feel he's got some impervious Shield of Journalism to protect him. I, for one, don't care about this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2018 10:00 AM (LsBY9)

159 I don't pretend to be the world's expert on dating or relationships, TickledPink, but since you said that you tend to overthink things you might consider just not following him so closely. He's your romantic partner, not your child and he's an adult, If he wants to call, he will. Just leave him alone and see what he does.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2018 10:00 AM (AllCR)

160 The internet and internet radio is a wonderful thing.

I discovered this morning that the Carolina Balloonfest is this weekend, in Statesville NC.

And a quick view of the website shows that ascensions are nixed for this morning due to weather conditions, but they may do a mass ascension this afternoon.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 10:01 AM (mUa7G)

161
JackStraw better watch out. With that kind of lottery money I could buy the entire state of Rhode Island. Install a puppet regime.

Posted by: Pinocchio at October 20, 2018 10:01 AM (URwyc)

162 http://thefederalist.com/2018/10/15/10-key-questions-khashoggi-affair-answer-buying-press-narrative/

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2018 09:53 AM (pUDQf)

It looks like that federalist piece was written before last night when Saudi Arabia admitted that Khasohoggi was killed 'in a fight' at the consulate. I've not seen what started the fight and assume it started when the Saudi hit men attempted to 'detain' the guy and he resisted arrest. (Speculation on my part.)
Meanwhile counter intell ops are floating the idea that the guy isn't dead and it's all fake news.

Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 10:02 AM (oYD2h)

163 Posted by: Serious Cat at October 20, 2018 09:38 AM (neVm7)

You sound like Kevin Costner and Deadwood, SD.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 20, 2018 10:02 AM (2DOZq)

164 Off to the Texas MoMe!

Posted by: chemist at October 20, 2018 10:02 AM (ozGQ9)

165


A hateful employee named Jace
Did not like his co-worker's race
But the idiot goofed
When to show it he boofed
Right in the poor fellow' s face

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:02 AM (m45I2)

166 > I am glad o hear that "Call when you get there" is a pretty universal thing, and not just my crazy family.

Not at all. There are probably differences between families, but with cross-country trips (flying or driving), bad weather, late night, or anything else, yeah, it's totally expected in my family that there'll be a text message, if not a call.

Camping trip would definitely qualify.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 20, 2018 10:02 AM (vOkuK)

167 Hogmartin, I'm watching episode two of When We Left Earth. So good!

When I win the Billunz I want Gary Sinese to narrate the documentary for When She Made Her Own Def Star.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:02 AM (kQs4Y)

168 Think of us as bears with furniture.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 09:59 AM (9rIkM)


And a generous definition of "furniture". An upside down clothes basket can be furniture.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:02 AM (y87Qq)

169 Think of us as bears with furniture.

So keep your kayaks hidden!

Posted by: not a euphemism at October 20, 2018 10:03 AM (7xbmA)

170 Off to the Texas MoMe!
Posted by: chemist at October 20, 2018 10:02 AM (ozGQ9)


Godspeed, chemist. Have a great time. Please tell them I said hi, really, super serious about that.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:03 AM (y87Qq)

171 Us men are simple creatures. We don't even know why we do what we do. Think of us as bears with furniture.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 09:59 AM (9rIkM)

Evidence of this:

I opened the fridge the other day and found one of those cherry tomato containers with ONE cherry tomato left in it. One lonely little cherry tomato...left in the container and put back in the fridge. I turned to my husband, who had been eating them earlier and said, "Were you too full to eat the last one?"

His response? "That one didn't come out when I poured them into my hand."

Posted by: The IRS at October 20, 2018 10:04 AM (cF8AT)

172 They wanted new chaos at our border just in time for the elections.

Electorate: "Hmm, a Wall would keep these troublemakers out..."

Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2018 10:05 AM (Ydn2k)

173 Men-"bears with furniture. " LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2018 10:05 AM (AllCR)

174 Ooops...off sock

Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2018 10:05 AM (cF8AT)

175 Bwa-ha-ha! "Everyday Feminism" discovers that they will not, in fact, be eaten last:

https://tinyurl.com/everydayfuckwits

God, I love it when communists start eating each other.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 20, 2018 10:05 AM (vOkuK)

176 Hogmartin, I'm watching episode two of When We Left Earth. So good!

When I win the Billunz I want Gary Sinese to narrate the documentary for When She Made Her Own Def Star.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:02 AM (kQs4Y)


Aw, neat! I'm really glad you're liking it. Gary Sinise has the absolute best voice for it.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:05 AM (y87Qq)

177 preview.tinyurl.com/y8ymvmcr

I can't even. This stranger than The Onion.

Posted by: valley news at October 20, 2018 10:05 AM (QuUwV)

178 71 And now, I stumbled across this system that is so underpriced that they almost seem disposable.

Yet they have some fairly serious reviews from known names in the electronics business.

Anybody have experience with the WYZE system, at all?

https://www.wyzecam.com
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

.................

It was only a matter of time before this stuff came down to a price point that's more like reality..

It's cheap technology..

I've been looking at a doorbell cam.. I don't need cameras throughout the house.. it's just me and my wife. no kids to watch, etc.

But the Ring doorbell camera seems to be the only one that will run off the low current in the doorbell wiring.. and it's still way too expensive.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 20, 2018 09:18 AM (438dO)


What you are really paying for is not the hardware. It's the storage.

WYZE is about 10% the price of a Cloud Cam. What you need to consider, and I don't see the info on the WYZE site, is what does this look like for multiple cams in a house?

If someone breaks in and steals some stuff, you are really going to want to have that video for the police, so retention/download of a cloud store video is important. The SD card storage is nice for that. But that is additional cost and you need to recover the card before files get overwritten.

I put 5 cams in our house, as we are out of town for a couple of weeks at a time at least once per year. I was concerned about daughter and her meth-head boyfriend.

I went with Cloud Cam at the time. They were just coming out, so $100/cam. Got 3 cams at the time. Free storage, but i could not download the clips with that level. Free storage will handle 3 cams. Got the $100/yr storage plan. Will handle 5 cams and you can download the clips.

You can set up "ignore zones" The is handy for ignoring events like blinking Christmas tree lights. You can set the sensitivity so it can ignore things like a cat traipsing through the room.

Setup is via app on a tablet or phone. Bluetooth. Once that is done, comms is through internet. Alerts on the app when events are detected.

Added 2 more cams earlier this year.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 20, 2018 10:06 AM (di1hb)

179 Obviously the Saudi story is BS. I doubt they would make a body disappear if it were an accident nor would they take that long to answer.

What really interests me is why our government deep state cares so much about this one guy. They don't give a shit about Americans killed in Mexico or the hundreds of thousands of people who've died at the hands of a brutal Muslim regime.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2018 10:06 AM (pUDQf)

180 Sometimes your bad friends do really bad things. And again, it's not the killing of Kashoggi that I object to so much - it's the stupid, public, hamhanded and obvious way in which they did it, that was the great blunder. The United States is their patron, and anything they do has the obvious possibility of reflecting on us, that's why they should have been much more careful.

(notice how Israel is sitting over in the corner, smirking and thinking "nyah nyah, here's a shitstorm and none of you have got any way to blame it on us!")
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2018 09:47 AM (V2Yro)

My theory is that their original plan was to kidnap him, maybe kill him somewhere else, but NOT to do it right there in the consulate.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 20, 2018 10:06 AM (neVm7)

181 Okay. I pulled the trigger on a couple wyze cams. We shall see how they do for our particular application.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:08 AM (m45I2)

182 All you need to know, citizen, is that muz killing muz in a muz country in a muz Embassy is all due to President Trump stealing the election.

========
If this is the outcome then he should steal a few more, make the world a better place.

Don't forget that Khashoggi wrote for the WaPo. For that alone we should be striking a set of medals.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 20, 2018 10:08 AM (shL16)

183 162 just read that and was going to link it.
Want to thank Ben Weingarten to answer why a American hating Muslim brotherhood member, friend of Osama, and Leftist rag writer is now our problem.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:09 AM (T4oHT)

184 Police spent £18,000 and sent more than 100 officers to 45-hour stand-off with one man who was MOONING them from rooftop

-
This is why we need a SWAT team. He shows his ass, send a nun up to swat it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:09 AM (+y/Ru)

185 1per cent interest on 800 million ir 8 million/year.

That's a lot of lottery tickets!

Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2018 10:10 AM (qb5PP)

186 https://thefederalist.com/2018/10/19/khashoggi-made-defining-issue-u-s-foreign-policy/
162/183 wait a minute, two different articals

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:11 AM (T4oHT)

187 @166

I would say so too.

He did have like a 4 hour drive after work, though.

omg anyone watching this Purdue thing on College Gameday? oh my word, the onions.

Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 10:11 AM (TL2pK)

188 This is why we need a SWAT team. He shows his ass, send a nun up to swat it.

******


Heh. I think that's how they got Spanky and the Gang

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:12 AM (m45I2)

189 184 pellet gun would take care of that

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:12 AM (T4oHT)

190 Hey Eris, you counter-pressured me to buy When We Left Earth 'cause I don't have Netflix any more and I want to fangirl squee over Gene Kranzwatch it now.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:13 AM (y87Qq)

191 Need to go buy new washing machine today. Getting into the basement is the fun part.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:14 AM (T4oHT)

192 What really interests me is why our government deep
state cares so much about this one guy. They don't give a shit about
Americans killed in Mexico or the hundreds of thousands of people who've
died at the hands of a brutal Muslim regime.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2018 10:06 AM (pUDQf)
Yes, exactly. The difference being a Washington Post, 'journalist'/contributor, when it is obvious the guy was an intelligence asset/agent, and a well connected player. The same thing is true for many/most of the Muslim Brotherhood that Obama brought into his administration as 'advisors.'
Don't forget the mosques being built in the US by Saudi Arabian Wahhabi fundamentalists.

Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 10:14 AM (oYD2h)

193 All Hail Eris, or kidnap Gary to your newly bought secret volcanic island lair?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2018 10:14 AM (busJo)

194 > What really interests me is why our government deep state cares so much about this one guy.

The Khashoggis have been CIA assets for a very, very long time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 20, 2018 10:15 AM (vOkuK)

195 Need to go buy new washing machine today. Getting into the basement is the fun part.
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:14 AM (T4oHT)


Where are you buying it from? Could you talk them into free installation?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:15 AM (y87Qq)

196 Unless the US military sets up shop in Mexican territory to interdict this Honduran invasion force, its pretty much a certainty they will cross over into America and then its game over because these fuckers are never going back to their shithole country once "due process" kicks in.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 20, 2018 10:15 AM (SwjRF)

197 Really like John James for Senate even though I'm not from MI. I like what he says about his faith-we are to live to bring glory to God and about the exceptionalism of America and his business. That he's a good looking man doesn't hurt either. ;^) Wish I had some money to send his way:


https://johnjamesforsenate.com/



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2018 10:15 AM (AllCR)

198 Thou shalt not question Pixy! Pixy's ways are mysterious and unknowable to mere mortals!

-
Pixy was buried in a pit for three days and rose more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:15 AM (+y/Ru)

199 192 That Federealist article answered lots

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:15 AM (T4oHT)

200 Not so long ago we tried to assassinate Castro before Executive orders were signed prohibiting the government from carrying out political assassinations. I never understood the shock shown when governments , especially non democratic, eliminate or try to eliminate their enemies. It's a continued real life game of cat and mouse.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 20, 2018 10:15 AM (2DOZq)

201 So they admitted the death of Kashyogi was a booboo?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:16 AM (m45I2)

202 His response? "That one didn't come out when I poured them into my hand."



Posted by: The IRS at October 20, 2018 10:04 AM (cF8AT)


That is now my official excuse.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 10:16 AM (mUa7G)

203 What really interests me is why our government deep state cares so much about this one guy. They don't give a shit about Americans killed in Mexico or the hundreds of thousands of people who've died at the hands of a brutal Muslim regime.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
.............

The outrage is simply because it is something they can try to stick on Trump. Trump has been very friendly with the Saudis since he became Prez.. they just want to embarass Trump on how he handles it.. and whatever we do to handle this, it will be wrong.

Trump should throw this in the laps of Congress.. Have Sara Sanders issue a stern statement and order Congress to determine what sanctions are appropriate!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 20, 2018 10:16 AM (438dO)

204 Need to go buy new washing machine today. Getting into the basement is the fun part.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:14 AM


Don't forget the WD-40 or equivalent to get the old hose off. To me, that's always the toughest part. But I did buy an in-line filter from Amazon which is pretty much plastic. So 'next time' should be a breeze.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 10:17 AM (URwyc)

205 Skip at October 20, 2018 10:11 AM (T4oHT)

thank you for that

Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 10:17 AM (oYD2h)

206 Really like John James for Senate even though I'm not from MI.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2018 10:15 AM (AllCR)


If you'd like, I can say "this one's for Fen"* when I vote for him.


* quietly

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:17 AM (y87Qq)

207 I've started using Teflon plumbing tape on the hose connections. Seems to work fine.

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 10:19 AM (6Roq4)

208 So far looked at Best Buy, Lowes and going to a appliance store soon. They might deliver not sure.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:20 AM (T4oHT)

209
Lowes is usually free delivery and removal of old machine above a certain price point.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 10:21 AM (URwyc)

210 I have ouside steps around back. Hoses are not a problem and have a extra new set as well.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:21 AM (T4oHT)

211 190 Hey Eris, you counter-pressured me to buy When We Left Earth 'cause I don't have Netflix any more and I want to fangirl squee over Gene Kranzwatch it now.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:13 AM (y87Qq)
---
Nice to know I can trigger strange compulsions in men.


193 All Hail Eris, or kidnap Gary to your newly bought secret volcanic island lair?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2018 10:14 AM (busJo)
-----
Narrate or die, Gary! Your choice!

*Sinise weeps*


Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:21 AM (kQs4Y)

212 Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:17 AM (y87Qq)

Guess you couldn't vote twice? J/K


The NY Post has an article about the excitement over Beto and James being parallel in that they're both youngish people even though they have very different political philosophies. However, it seems to me that the excitement over Beto was artificially generated and with James it's genuine even though it will be hard for him to win against the very well funded Stabenow.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2018 10:22 AM (AllCR)

213 I do my own plumbing, teflon tape is great, have teflon paste too.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:23 AM (T4oHT)

214 I am sick of the level of thought I am seeing on some of my social media in regards to the Kashoggi situation. The deepest thought is "Trump has business ties to Saudi so he is going to let this go." Yeah, that's it. It's no more complicated than that.
Posted by: no good deed at October 20, 2018 09:03 AM (1uG1d)

This is not picking up steam. Sane people are like, "So? Who gives a fuck about some muslim that other muslims offed. What's new or important about that?". Even the left is going, "Meh."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 10:23 AM (3sjI6)

215 Story goes Kashoogi got into a fight with 18 guys, ended up a Jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces missing.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:24 AM (T4oHT)

216 holy crap, that gentleman had sex with an exhaust pipe.
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:37 AM (TL2pK)

Who looks at a tailpipe and says...hmmm, I've got a great idea!

-
Not his fault. Didja see the paint scheme the car was wearing?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:24 AM (+y/Ru)

217 148 You could jack the vehicle up to the..... 

You know, I don't want to know.
********
I want to know, was the motor purring?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 20, 2018 10:24 AM (c/u61)

218 So I resigned my job this past week. Actually taking early retirement. If you like your doctor you can go find another one, eh, Barack?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:25 AM (m45I2)

219 MisHum, do COBs have their own VIP lounge in the Barrel?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:25 AM (kQs4Y)

220 214 I am sick of the level of thought I am seeing on some of my social media in regards to the Kashoggi situation. The deepest thought is "Trump has business ties to Saudi so he is going to let this go." Yeah, that's it. It's no more complicated than that.
Posted by: no good deed at October 20, 2018 09:03 AM (1uG1d)

This is not picking up steam. Sane people are like, "So? Who gives a fuck about some muslim that other muslims offed. What's new or important about that?". Even the left is going, "Meh."
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 10:23 AM (3sjI6)

Last night some leftie compared him to Daniel Pearl.

Seems to me Daniel Pearl wasn't a pal of Osam bin Laden

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2018 10:25 AM (Ss+Em)

221 I do my own plumbing, teflon tape is great, have teflon paste too.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:23 AM


The problem is when you buy an existing house, with washing machine included and former owner didn't use anything and the metals have bonded together.

I've had to use a hack saw and vise grips to cut and peel the old hose connection off.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 10:25 AM (URwyc)

222 MH does a "long-cat"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 10:26 AM (mUa7G)

223 219 MisHum, do COBs have their own VIP lounge in the Barrel?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:25 AM (kQs4Y)

Yes, but leave the leather chair alone,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2018 10:26 AM (Ss+Em)

224 If God gave me the numbers for the next MegaMillions, I'd play the numbers----100,000 times to dilute the jackpot--and just pass out tickets to every member of my family and almost every one I know. $1.6B is an obscene amount of money to "win" and no one who didn't work for it deserves or needs that much.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:26 AM (NFEMn)

225 MisHum What was that?

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:26 AM (T4oHT)

226 pellet gun would take care of that

OT: speaking of pellet guns, check out punt guns:

https://www.pyramydair.com/blog/2018/10/the-punt-gun/

Although I'd heard of them, I never knew what they were used for. The picture of the guy in the boat is funny. (and must have given rise to the "you can't fire a gun from a canoe" phrase used in many sports)

Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2018 10:26 AM (DCYln)

227 Congratulations??, Muldoon. Is it time, or was there a scandal?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:27 AM (kQs4Y)

228 Cob privilege!!

Posted by: Bob the Bilderber's phone at October 20, 2018 10:27 AM (B19O+)

229 196 Unless the US military sets up shop in Mexican territory to interdict this Honduran invasion force, its pretty much a certainty they will cross over into America and then its game over because these fuckers are never going back to their shithole country once "due process" kicks in.
__________________

Yes, all they have to do is get across the U.S. border and assert an asylum claim, and then they're guaranteed a hearing. Since so many foreigners have been gaming the asylum system for so long, it takes years to get a hearing now, and meanwhile the illegal alien is immune from deportation.

The idiotic asylum laws MUST be changed. They are the source of many of these globalists' scams.

But we also need to change immigration laws to stop illegal aliens from being able to file multiple appeals on specious grounds, dragging the con on for years and years.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 20, 2018 10:28 AM (fqUgw)

230 225 MisHum What was that?
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:26 AM (T4oHT)

The results of not paying attention.

I fucked up. Big Time!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2018 10:28 AM (Ss+Em)

231 Said washing machine we bought when got the house in 1993.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:28 AM (T4oHT)

232 Sorry to be flippant, Muldoon. Why the resignation?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:28 AM (kQs4Y)

233 Just. Damn.

Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2018 10:28 AM (RGSL6)

234 226
commercial waterfowl hunting
a punt is a small boat and they would slip up of flock of gooses ducks etc and pow!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 10:29 AM (JFO2v)

235 218 So I resigned my job this past week. Actually taking early retirement. If you like your doctor you can go find another one, eh, Barack?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:25 AM (m45I2)

So you can now be the online doc for the Horde?!

YAY!

Will you take PayPal?

Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2018 10:29 AM (cF8AT)

236 This is not picking up steam. Sane people are like, "So? Who gives a fuck about some muslim that other muslims offed. What's new or important about that?". Even the left is going, "Meh."
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 10:23 AM (3sjI6)


More people than you realize understand that stuff like this goes on every day in the Muslim world and get that we're only hearing about it because the media thinks it will somehow hurt Trump.
It won't.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:29 AM (NFEMn)

237 At first thought it put together string of comments of one topic.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:30 AM (T4oHT)

238 Big fvcking deal: terror group associated headchopper citizen of headchopper country is killed by other headchoppers citizens of his headchopper country in another headchopper country

Not a big fvcking deal: American citizens killed in America by illegal aliens

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:30 AM (+y/Ru)

239 This is not picking up steam. Sane people are like, "So? Who gives a fuck about some muslim that other muslims offed. What's new or important about that?". Even the left is going, "Meh."
_______________

I'm not bothered that he was killed, so much as I am bothered that this Muslim Brotherhood, chum-of-Osama-bin-Laden had a U.S. green card. That's the real outrage here, as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 20, 2018 10:31 AM (fqUgw)

240 Congrats on retirement!

Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 10:31 AM (TL2pK)

241 BREAKING NEWS: Turks release video of Khashoggi accidental death!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwzDqN7foyI

[approx. 35 seconds]

Posted by: andycanuck at October 20, 2018 10:32 AM (Evws/)

242 A while ago I was looking into security cameras for the house and then someone told me that I'd have problems because I have two big doggies and they would constantly be setting them off. Apparently there's a size limit on the pets that will fit in the ignore space?

Posted by: IrishEi at October 20, 2018 10:32 AM (Ri0Ku)

243 I want to know, was the motor purring?

I was wondering that too but didn't want be the one to ask.

Also, "something... something... auto-eroticism something." Anyone? Anyone? Muldoon?

Posted by: Bob the Bilderber's phone at October 20, 2018 10:32 AM (B19O+)

244 I don't think this invasion force coming from Honduras--singing Honduran songs and waving Honduran flags--is going to have quite the effect on the mid-terms--or Trump's personal approval--that the media and many on the Left think it will....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:32 AM (NFEMn)

245 Story goes Kashoogi got into a fight with 18 guys, ended up a Jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces missing.
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:24 AM (T4oHT)


Taking the deceased out in installments seems a desperation move. There are better ways to handle that, even if it means pickling him in a 55 gallon barrel with Eau de Cologne for a couple of years to let the heat die down or it is time to replace a deep-freeze.

It is not like anyone would suspect a couple extra gallon jugs a day for a week.

Nah, but when you brought a Makita every problem seems easier knocked down to components.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 10:33 AM (mUa7G)

246 To be truthful Muldoon no one believed that crap about doctors.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:33 AM (T4oHT)

247 LOL Eris, maybe this film might give you some pointers on your secret lair..

https://youtu.be/gyZDd9mIgT4?t=1m12s

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2018 10:33 AM (busJo)

248 218 So I resigned my job this past week. Actually taking early retirement. If you like your doctor you can go find another one, eh, Barack?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:25 AM (m45I2)

congrats!!!

are you gonna be a full time limerick maker and punster now?
*she asked nervously*

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 20, 2018 10:34 AM (dMvl+)

249 F*** off. If any of you c***s come up here, I'll smash a brick over your head so hard you'll be licking your own a***.

My sentiments exactly.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 20, 2018 10:34 AM (T71PA)

250 Story goes Kashoogi got into a fight with 18 guys, ended up a Jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces missing.

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Well, he's no Jackie Chan. We know that much.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:35 AM (+y/Ru)

251 Is it time, or was there a scandal?


*******


Heh. No scandal. About three years sooner than planned, pretty much due to a failed system. I'm going to phase out over the next three months, mostly to ease the transition for patients, not to help my employers. Screw those guys.

Effectively a 10% reduction in my portion of the workforce. (3 years early out of a 30 year career)

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:35 AM (m45I2)

252 Muzzles get all choppy choppy, but a injection /fake heart attack / no autopsy and no one notices.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:35 AM (T4oHT)

253 So I resigned my job this past week. Actually taking early retirement.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:25 AM

Congratulations. Now you can take up that hobby you were always interested in, eh? What?

Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 20, 2018 10:35 AM (oYD2h)

254 Good morning. I'm off the antibiotics!

I had a scrambled egg breakfast with ham, and am planning a long walk to the mall.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2018 10:36 AM (ykYG2)

255 So I resigned my job this past week. Actually taking early retirement. If you like your doctor you can go find another one, eh, Barack?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:25 AM


Congratulations. You survived the government takeover of health care. By getting out before it gets worse, which it will.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 10:36 AM (URwyc)

256 it can dump to the

cloud directly through the router, which I think they can


Add Karl Denninger @ http://market-ticker.org/ to your daily reads for an alternative and a healthy dose of cloud skepticism.

Posted by: DaveA at October 20, 2018 10:37 AM (FhXTo)

257 So they admitted the death of Kashyogi was a booboo?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:16 AM (m45I2)




See, when the Venezuelan State Security killed prominent prisoner through rough handling at their headquarters in Caracas, they threw him out a 10th floor window and claimed he was trying to escape.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 10:37 AM (mUa7G)

258 So you can now be the online doc for the Horde?!

YAY!

Will you take PayPal?
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2018 10:29 AM (cF8AT)


Why don't we just have our own island nation already? We've got to have someone to cover every possible need for a civilized community by now. Muldoon can be one of the docs, we have NGU for teeth, loads of handymorons, some good cooks, FenelonSpoke for our souls...

*flops onto couch, waves cig noncommittally without looking up from book*

...I can be the Ideas Guy.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:37 AM (y87Qq)

259 I'm tired of dumping to a cloud myself.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2018 10:37 AM (ykYG2)

260 Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:25 AM (m45I2)

Well, hopefully you're not actually Barack's doctor. ;

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2018 10:38 AM (AllCR)

261 Story goes Kashoogi got into a fight with 18 guys, ended up a Jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces missing.

==

#16 - 18 want to make it clear they were just there to redirect foot traffic to the other bathroom

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 20, 2018 10:38 AM (dMvl+)

262 I had a scrambled egg breakfast with ham, and am planning a long walk to the mall.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2018 10:36 AM (ykYG2)

And then that Matlock marathon!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:38 AM (kQs4Y)

263 I put a game camera outside our cabin. It turns out that quaking aspen leaves will trigger a motion sensor. I got 999 pictures of leaves and one close up of a cow's tongue.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:39 AM (m45I2)

264 Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:23 AM (T4oHT)

Had true professional plumber install my new Well pump and used both Teflon tape and paste. He said "I don't want you to have to call with a complaint in the future, so I use both!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 10:39 AM (6Roq4)

265 I want to know, was the motor purring?

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Worst part is, now the car needs a lube job.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:39 AM (+y/Ru)

266 Story goes Kashoogi got into a fight with 18 guys, ended up a Jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces missing.
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:24 AM (T4oHT)

They couldn't knock him out with a karate chop--like you see in the movies? And then finish the job somewhere else. You have to figure that this wasn't the first rodeo for most of these guys. Someone fucked up.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:39 AM (NFEMn)

267 This is not picking up steam. Sane people are like, "So? Who gives a fuck about some muslim that other muslims offed. What's new or important about that?". Even the left is going, "Meh."
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 10:23 AM (3sjI6)

Last night some leftie compared him to Daniel Pearl.

Seems to me Daniel Pearl wasn't a pal of Osam bin Laden
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2018 10:25 AM (Ss+Em)

I'm waiting for the media to compare him to Christ. Even though he's a muslim. Even though they don't believe in Christ.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 10:39 AM (3sjI6)

268 Muldoon - congrats! I'm not in the business of course but, if you ever wanted to get back into it, would it make sense to set up a practice that is cash only or some such to try and cut out much of the managed care BS?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 10:40 AM (9rIkM)

269 I got 999 pictures of leaves and one close up of a cow's tongue.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:39 AM (m45I2)


If you've got pictures of leaves problems, I feel bad for you, son.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:41 AM (y87Qq)

270 @258

I'll be the girl who everyone wants to kick off the island, but doesn't because if things result to cannibalism, I'm the best option.

Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 10:41 AM (TL2pK)

271 Muzzles get all choppy choppy, but a injection /fake heart attack / no autopsy and no one notices.
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:35 AM (T4oHT)


It was death by 1,000 cuts....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:41 AM (NFEMn)

272 Add Karl Denninger @ http://market-ticker.org/ to your daily reads for an alternative and a healthy dose of cloud skepticism.
Posted by: DaveA at October 20, 2018 10:37 AM (FhXTo)

That's the article I was thinking of. He's a pretty savvy guy on a number of fronts!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 10:41 AM (6Roq4)

273 would it make sense to set up a practice that is cash only or some such to try and cut out much of the managed care BS?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 10:40 AM (9rIkM)

underground doctor for criminal types can be a lucrative cash biz, I hear

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 20, 2018 10:42 AM (dMvl+)

274 Muldoon - congrats! I'm not in the business of course but, if you ever wanted to get back into it, would it make sense to set up a practice that is cash only or some such to try and cut out much of the managed care BS?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 10:40 AM (9rIkM)

Muldoon, how do you feel about Christian Healthcare companies like Medi-Share?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 10:42 AM (3sjI6)

275 So they admitted the death of Kashyogi was a booboo?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:16 AM (m45I2)



See, when the Venezuelan State Security killed prominent prisoner through rough handling at their headquarters in Caracas, they threw him out a 10th floor window and claimed he was trying to escape.

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Those of us of a certain age remember that Idi Amin's enemies had a habit of dying in traffic accidents.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:42 AM (+y/Ru)

276 That's the article I was thinking of. He's a pretty savvy guy on a number of fronts!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 10:41 AM (6Roq4)


At times he writes like he is trying to quit smoking again.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 10:43 AM (mUa7G)

277 Maybe they were roughing him up and he unexpectedly died
might have had a pre existing condition

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 20, 2018 10:43 AM (dMvl+)

278 Muldoon - congrats! I'm not in the business of course but, if you ever wanted to get back into it, would it make sense to set up a practice that is cash only or some such to try and cut out much of the managed care BS?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 10:40 AM


'Concierge service' seems to be a thing for some Drs. They agree to be 'on-call' and available for a nominal monthly fee.

Also, some Drs. I know work for the 'free' clinic. You don't have to pay if you can't afford it, but cash contributions *are* accepted and expected from those who can afford it. Hmm...cash.

Never had a cash business. I'm always envious of those who did.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 10:44 AM (URwyc)

279 https://youtu.be/gyZDd9mIgT4?t=1m12s

"...in which she awakens to find herself inexplicably bound and lingerie-clad in the villainess's lair."

Hey, we've all been there!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:44 AM (kQs4Y)

280 Hey, we've all been there!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:44 AM (kQs4Y)

thread goes unto 10 minute hiatus as 'rons all ponder this image

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 20, 2018 10:46 AM (dMvl+)

281 Never had a cash business. I'm always envious of those who did.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 10:44 AM (URwyc)


Can I interest you in a car wash franchise concept I have?

Posted by: Zombie Dr W White at October 20, 2018 10:46 AM (6Roq4)

282 Congrats Muldoon, just don't get on the comment leader board with a thousand limericks a week.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2018 10:47 AM (busJo)

283 thread goes unto 10 minute hiatus as 'rons all ponder this image
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 20, 2018 10:46 AM (dMvl+)


I was just about to say that

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:47 AM (y87Qq)

284 I'm sure Erdogan treats his political prisoners very well . The Kurds can vouch for this too.

That Turkey is trying to instigate chaos and a schism between us and SA should tell you all you need to know.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 20, 2018 10:47 AM (2DOZq)

285 136
The federalist has a good bit of info. I think this guy was a spook.

http://thefederalist.com/2018/10/15/10-key-questions-khashoggi-affair-answer-buying-press-narrative/
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2018 09:53 AM (pUDQf)


Good article. How shocking that Obama-era officials and their media allies are involved.

Posted by: rickl at October 20, 2018 10:47 AM (sdi6R)

286 *giggles*

I know, right Eris?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2018 10:47 AM (busJo)

287 thread goes unto 10 minute hiatus as 'rons all ponder this image
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 20, 2018 10:46 AM (dMvl+)


Or wander off to check the link...

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:48 AM (y87Qq)

288 https://youtu.be/gyZDd9mIgT4?t=1m12s

"...in which she awakens to find herself inexplicably bound and lingerie-clad in the villainess's lair."

Hey, we've all been there!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:44 AM (kQs4Y)

Not me.
*sadly whimpers

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 10:48 AM (3sjI6)

289 Good article. How shocking that Obama-era officials and their media allies are involved.
Posted by: rickl at October 20, 2018 10:47 AM (sdi6R)

Brennan has GOT to be knee-deep in this.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:49 AM (NFEMn)

290 How do you feel about Christian Healthcare companies like Medi-Share?

***********

I don't have first hand experience with them. It seems like a useful model, more consistent with the concept of insurance (as opposed to pre-paid healthcare). I think the bigger problem though is that pricing has lost touch with reality. That plus an administrator-heavy delivery model. Worst combination in the world for actually practicing medicine is private sector administrators imposing bureaucratic government rules.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:50 AM (m45I2)

291 Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 20, 2018 10:47

But Turkey is a trusted nato ally!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 10:50 AM (6Roq4)

292 Did anybody else notice that the gas pump accident happened in New Jersey where you're not allowed to pump your own gas? You know, for safety or something.

Posted by: DLJessup at October 20, 2018 10:50 AM (mOK3E)

293 Congrats Muldoon, just don't get on the comment leader board with a thousand limericks a week.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2018 10:47 AM


I've only shown up there a couple of times and it's like a slap in the face. Damn, no wonder I haven't been able to get anything done.

Then I reset my router, get a new IP addy and hash, change my nic and life goes on.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 10:51 AM (URwyc)

294 No tatts and only missing about 1/16th of my vas! All other body parts intact!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 10:51 AM (JFO2v)

295 Watching some of these videos about the Florida commissioner who shot a shoplifter, now charged with murder.

The MSM is saying "we froze the video before he fires" except the ABC version clearly does not--the slide is at full rearward travel and you can see the bullet hole in the shoplifter's shirt.

https://binged.it/2OB8qjG

Congrats for knowing nothing about firearms, again, MSM.

Posted by: Saudi Death Squad at October 20, 2018 10:51 AM (yL25O)

296 I'm sure Erdogan treats his political prisoners very well . The Kurds can vouch for this too.

That Turkey is trying to instigate chaos and a schism between us and SA should tell you all you need to know.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 20, 2018 10:47 AM (2DOZq)

This. We only know about Kashoggi's fate because of Erdogan.
He probably signed his own death warrant though. He broke the code of silence.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:51 AM (NFEMn)

297 thousand limericks a week.


*******

Nope.

Just one a day. Link in my nick.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:51 AM (m45I2)

298 This. We only know about Kashoggi's fate because of Erdogan.
He probably signed his own death warrant though. He broke the code of silence.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:51 AM (NFEMn)

I mean Erdogan.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:52 AM (NFEMn)

299 Well, the Saudi Death Squad may have the same opinion as the MSM's firearms knowledge as me, but sock off nonetheless.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 10:52 AM (yL25O)

300 Embedded's doctor buddy working at the free clinic...
https://tinyurl.com/ybamugs6

[photo link]

Posted by: andycanuck at October 20, 2018 10:52 AM (Evws/)

301 I'm guessing the crazy mooning contractor from Wales would not pass a background check for Home Advisor..

Posted by: SOME mORON at October 20, 2018 10:52 AM (GSp1V)

302 "...and before you can say Oh no she di'int! she has, at the expense of many ninja lives, a rage-fueled negligee-clad jail break."

*narrated by Gary Sinise*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:53 AM (kQs4Y)

303 6
Kevin Williamson redeems himself with his column, Democrats are the Party of Blackface.



Warren: sanctimonious old white lady.



O'Roark: prep school jackass.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 20, 2018 08:47 AM (qNycd)

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Sloppy Williamson will 'redeem' himself when he buys a MAGA hat and wears it in every public appearance.

He also has to actually get involved in the positive defense of the right, up to and including attending rallies and street protests.

I'm sick of the NR types who are fearless chairborne rangers and think that writing yet another "brutal takedown" amounts to anything at the end of the day.

These people trashed Hillary for years and then decided to take a powder when she was in the brink of taking the whole bag of marbles because Trump was icky.

Fkc Williamson.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 20, 2018 10:53 AM (cfSRQ)

304 290

Come on, how you mere physicians know what to with mandated government regulated administrator overseers protecting the public from the rampant independent unaccountable practice of medicine?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 10:54 AM (6Roq4)

305 You know that the Mossad has video of Kashoggi's death by a thousand cuts and are laughing their asses of. "This is not how you do these things...."

Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:54 AM (NFEMn)

306 I see Eris is thoroughly enjoying the colour commentary on this movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2018 10:55 AM (busJo)

307 298 This. We only know about Kashoggi's fate because of Erdogan.
He probably signed his own death warrant though. He broke the code of silence.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:51 AM (NFEMn)

I mean Erdogan.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:52 AM (NFEMn)

...

Yeah. It would be interesting to know if Erdogan actually served him up to the Saudis.

Erdogan may want the return of the caliphate as much as the next mujahideen, but I suspect he's not against playing hardball for whatever internal Muslim Brotherhood politics are going on.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 10:56 AM (yL25O)

308 Wifey is sick, so I took her breakfast in bed - came back down, and 3 waffles were gone, and the beagle had a very "What, me?" look on his face.

Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2018 10:57 AM (VhKw6)

309 Matt Yglesias: Trump 'hopes that his fans will murder journalists so that he won't be criticized as much'

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Thanks, Matt, for bringing a little sanity to the debate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:57 AM (+y/Ru)

310 Did anybody else notice that the gas pump accident happened in New Jersey where you're not allowed to pump your own gas? You know, for safety or something.
Posted by: DLJessup at October 20, 2018 10:50 AM (mOK3E)

C'mon, don't be a killjoy. Not having to get your ass up and out of your car at 5AM on a cold winter morning to pump your own gas is one of the est things about living in New Jersey.
And think of all the Jersey girls and their loooong nails.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:57 AM (NFEMn)

311 Oh. I could tell some stories. Maybe after the dust settles.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:57 AM (m45I2)

312 292 No! as a Pennsylvanian I hate not pumping my own gas and get tired of Jersey people saying We don't pump gas and it's cheaper because of insurance rates which is a crap excuse, it's all taxes as they know now.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:58 AM (T4oHT)

313 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Defeating the Nazis is a blueprint to defeating global warming

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Well, that's hard to argue with.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)

314 305 You know that the Mossad has video of Kashoggi's death by a thousand cuts and are laughing their asses of. "This is not how you do these things...."
Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:54 AM (NFEMn)

...

KSA is not exactly a meritocracy.

Not sure our own CIA necessarily is anymore either, but presumably they can still take someone out without their entire team being identified on video.

I am still very curious what Turkey really exposed of their own operations in claiming to have exposed this op, though.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 10:59 AM (yL25O)

315 Did Doll Eyes Alex specify who the Nazis are?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2018 10:59 AM (busJo)

316 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Defeating the Nazis is a blueprint to defeating global warming
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Well, that's hard to argue with.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)


I honestly can't think of anything to counter it with.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:59 AM (y87Qq)

317 came back down, and 3 waffles were gone, and the beagle had a very "What, me?" look on his face.

********

Do you have an exceptionally tall beagle?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 11:00 AM (m45I2)

318 The bottom hem of all negligees should be trimmed with mink.

So that the wearer's neck doesn't get cold.

Posted by: That doofus who sat behind you in 5th grade at October 20, 2018 11:00 AM (yNuIw)

319 I think that MbS was set up. And then beyond the conspiracy was the pileon.

A lot of people in the Middle East, and in SA, don't like the fact that MbS let women drive and is turning SA into a tech center instead of oil capital.

Once he was set up, the pileon on Trump began, because Trump is allied with MbS on reshaping the ME.

Of course, given the fact that the deep state exists, it would not surprise me to find that the whole thing was one big conspiracy.

Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2018 11:00 AM (VhKw6)

320 215 Story goes Kashoogi got into a fight with 18 guys, ended up a Jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces missing.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

I can relate!

Posted by: Bad Bad Leroy Brown at October 20, 2018 11:01 AM (yFgwo)

321 That Turkey is trying to instigate chaos and a schism between us and SA should tell you all you need to know.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 20, 2018 10:47 AM (2DOZq)

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This.

I find it hilarious that the press is falling all over itself to carry Turkish propaganda.

Turkey, the exemplar of human rights that regularly imprisons reporters.

Turkey, whose own military officers are fleeing into exile.

Turkey, which held an American pastor for two years on the transparently ludicrous charge that he was some sort of Dr. Evil-type conspirator.

The BS detector on this went of last week, but remember that the press has to provide anti-Trump narratives and this is all they have left.

They can't talk up the Blue Wave because it vanished.

Kavanaugh blew up in their faces and their people have sh!tton of #MeToo issues. So much for the believing the wimmen!

The economy is roaring.

Mueller turned into a damp squib.

Even the caravan thing is going to boomerang since average voters don't take kindly to hordes of foreigners waving foreign flags crashing into our country.

So they run this.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 20, 2018 11:02 AM (cfSRQ)

322 290 How do you feel about Christian Healthcare companies like Medi-Share?

***********

I don't have first hand experience with them. It seems like a useful model, more consistent with the concept of insurance (as opposed to pre-paid healthcare). I think the bigger problem though is that pricing has lost touch with reality. That plus an administrator-heavy delivery model. Worst combination in the world for actually practicing medicine is private sector administrators imposing bureaucratic government rules.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:50 AM (m45I2)

...

We used Samaritan whatever it is for a couple years.

No major illnesses during that time so it was mostly just writing the checks, but I will say that we saved a ton of money over insurance during that time.

If my firm doesn't get their crap together we're going back on next June.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:02 AM (yL25O)

323 305 You know that the Mossad has video of Kashoggi's death by a thousand cuts and are laughing their asses of. "This is not how you do these things...."
Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:54 AM (NFEMn)

Interrogation is a dying art...

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 20, 2018 11:03 AM (dMvl+)

324 Did Doll Eyes Alex specify who the Nazis are?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2018 10:59 AM (busJo)


Nazis are the waves of mini-enemies you have to fight before you get to the boss fight. The boss is global warming. After you deflect three of global warming's attacks back at it, it will crouch and blink red for a few seconds, shoot it then. It'll get back up and attack you. You have to do it five times before it dies. There's an armor recharger hidden behind the tapestry on the left if you need it.

Be sure to save first so you don't have to start over from the beginning if it kills you.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 11:03 AM (y87Qq)

325 I'll be the girl who everyone wants to kick off the island, but doesn't because if things result to cannibalism, I'm the best option.
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 10:41 AM


IOW, Ginger.

Posted by: That doofus who sat behind you in 5th grade at October 20, 2018 11:04 AM (yNuIw)

326 "I've spent over $3,000 just on hair alone." - Democratic candidate Brianna Wu (@Spacekatgal) talks about the double standards women face on the campaign trail

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You spent $3,000 and this is what you look like?!

https://bit.ly/2q39vCc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 11:04 AM (+y/Ru)

327 316 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Defeating the Nazis is a blueprint to defeating global warming
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Well, that's hard to argue with.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)

I honestly can't think of anything to counter it with.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:59 AM (y87Qq)

...

A two-front war on global warming it is, then.

I propose that we attack Antarctica from both coasts, with all our SJW divisions, at once.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:05 AM (yL25O)

328 316
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Defeating the Nazis is a blueprint to defeating global warming

-

Well, that's hard to argue with.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)



I honestly can't think of anything to counter it with.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:59 AM (y87Qq)

---
So we're going to be dropping a lot of firebombs on the forests or something? Beat that bitch goddess Mother Nature into submission?

Maybe we can nuke hurricanes for good measure.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 20, 2018 11:05 AM (cfSRQ)

329 316 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Defeating the Nazis is a blueprint to defeating global warming

She's pretty smart, I am sure she knows history.

I think she means we have to start by invading Africa.

Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2018 11:06 AM (VhKw6)

330 Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 11:03 AM (y87Qq)

...

Not gonna lie. That was awesome.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:06 AM (yL25O)

331 Nope.

Just one a day. Link in my nick.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:51 AM (m45I2)

A limerick a day
Keeps Muldoon at play

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 20, 2018 11:06 AM (dMvl+)

332 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 11:04 AM (+y/Ru)

All the work in the world isn't going to overcome the fact that Wu started out with a Y chromosome. It's hilarious he's now complaining about something that he probably considered a feature when he decided to LARP as a woman.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 20, 2018 11:07 AM (uquGJ)

333 Brianna Wu is a dude.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 11:07 AM (kQs4Y)

334 Think of the health care system as a fabric. Lots of interwoven and connected parts that make the whole. It has been and continues to be unraveling one thread at a time. Eventually the cloth is so threadbare that it is beyond patching and just falls apart.

I'm just one tiny thread.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 11:07 AM (m45I2)

335 Quick video of launching a water bottle rocket. (Part of a competition at the University of Asuncion for the 10th Latinamerican Astronomy and Aeronautic Olympics

https://youtu.be/CoDYNsxdHrk

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 11:07 AM (mUa7G)

336 Quick video of launching a water bottle rocket. (Part of a competition at the University of Asuncion for the 10th Latinamerican Astronomy and Aeronautic Olympics

https://youtu.be/CoDYNsxdHrk
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 11:07 AM (mUa7G)


Two kinds of countries in this world.

The kind that puts a man on the moon.

And those that use the metric system.

Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2018 11:09 AM (VhKw6)

337 I propose that we attack Antarctica from both coasts, with all our SJW divisions, at once.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:05 AM (yL25O)
---
Neuschwabenland is where the Space Jew Nazis hide their global warming machines!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 11:09 AM (kQs4Y)

338 "Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Defeating the Nazis is a blueprint to defeating global warming"

When they start assigning roles for this drama, I have some ideas on who should play "German civilians living near factory being targeted by 8th Air Force, on an overcast day."

It'll be Da' Bomb!

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 20, 2018 11:09 AM (2xR5z)

339 Wu's on first?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 11:10 AM (m45I2)

340 Here's some polling info that came out last night for those who care.

No statewide polls in Michigan since last week, but they polled two congressional districts. A tie in the 11th, narrow GOP lead in the 8th (which has a GOP incumbent.

Here's were things get interesting. They also polled for US Senate in both districts and James was running even in the 11th and was leading 50-45 in the 8th, which means he is outperforming the congresscritter.

Stabenow was last polled at 9 points ahead, but if she's now losing the 8th, she may be in real trouble. James is from the Detroit area and if he pulls just 20 percent of the vote there, she's toast.

No one's looking at Michigan, even RCP has it "likely Dem" but if they lose this seat, could be big pickups elsewhere.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 20, 2018 11:10 AM (cfSRQ)

341 The cat pajama jam might have been offensive if we sent that out in New Zealand, but I think the Aussies probably got a good laugh out of it. No harm no foul.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2018 11:10 AM (/qEW2)

342 337 I propose that we attack Antarctica from both coasts, with all our SJW divisions, at once.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:05 AM (yL25O)
---
Neuschwabenland is where the Space Jew Nazis hide their global warming machines!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 11:09 AM (kQs4Y)

==

We just need to detonate a few A-bombs to end the war on climate!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 20, 2018 11:11 AM (dMvl+)

343 Rich Zeoli was playing clips of Occasonaly Cortez from CNN or some night talk show, she is a blathering idiot.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 11:12 AM (T4oHT)

344 111 FL early vote by mail update.

GOP increases ballot lead to 50,400.


Total ballots cast 877,782.
Posted by: HA at October 20, 2018 09:41 AM (MAstk)

Something else to keep in mind. These mail in results do not include those since October 9th from 8 Florida counties affected by Hurricane Michael - all rabidly Red counties: Bay, Calhoun, Franklin, Gulf, Holmes, Jackson, Liberty, Washington. The voting results from these counties in 2016 were 108,975 for PDT and 36,525 for Scankles. Just imagine if they were included in those totals.

Looked back at the 2012 Senatorial election map, and 6 of these counties went overwhelmingly for Connie Mack. the other two - Nelson won Holmes by 48 votes and Franklin by 1 (!).

And in 2014, Rick Scott won decisively over Crist in all 8 counties: 69,934 to 26.899

Gosh, hope these people will be able to vote by election day.

As this area is part of the Redneck Riviera, instinct says most of them will literally walk across broken glass to vote against Gillum & Nelson.

Posted by: Marybeth at October 20, 2018 11:13 AM (MEgUr)

345 Quick video of launching a water bottle rocket. (Part of a competition at the University of Asuncion for the 10th Latinamerican Astronomy and Aeronautic Olympics

https://youtu.be/CoDYNsxdHrk

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 11:07 AM

Ah! I am delighted to see the engineers have made great strides in the design of water bottle rockets.

Way back in the dim mists of old memories is the story of a couple of guys sitting around a campfire when one of them said, 'Here, hold my beer an watch this."

"This" being a 2-liter beverage container, a bottle of compressed air, and a homemade launching mechanism. The account of the event was hilarious.

Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 20, 2018 11:14 AM (oYD2h)

346 It still smells like a set-up even if the Saudis took the bait. What if he volunteered for a suicide mission? Perhaps even given a pill--'one way or another, you're going to die in there'.

He was a true believer. Would he do it to overthrow the royal family, cancel the arms deal, help Iran and help Erdogan bring back the Caliphate?


Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 20, 2018 11:14 AM (Ndje9)

347 Speaking of rotten dogs. I was eating on the couch....i the middle of eating, and my nephew facetimed me, so I was distracted for like a minute and I look down to grab my toast to eat and he had it half in his mouth.

Sneaky little bugger quietly stole my toast right from under my nose. Dogs are smart.

Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 11:16 AM (TL2pK)

348 Ah! I am delighted to see the engineers have made great strides in the design of water bottle rockets.

Way back in the dim mists of old memories is the story of a couple of guys sitting around a campfire when one of them said, 'Here, hold my beer an watch this."

"This" being a 2-liter beverage container, a bottle of compressed air, and a homemade launching mechanism. The account of the event was hilarious.
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 20, 2018 11:14 AM (oYD2h)

...

Compressed air doesn't even get honorable mention in the 'water bottle rocket' world.

You know, motor oil is incompressible too. Does it work better to have more or less mass in your incompressible fluid? Hmmmm.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:17 AM (yL25O)

349 Two kinds of countries in this world.

The kind that puts a man on the moon.

And those that use the metric system.
Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2018 11:09 AM (VhKw6)


So you're saying every country uses the metric system these days?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 20, 2018 11:17 AM (cY3LT)

350 Two kinds of countries in this world.

The kind that puts a man on the moon.

And those that use the metric system.
Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2018 11:09 AM (VhKw6)

You forgot the third kind of country. The ones that eat poop to survive.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 11:17 AM (3sjI6)

351 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Defeating the Nazis is a blueprint to defeating global warming


Well, that's hard to argue with.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)


Mr. President, it's the bees and spiders again, they stole my foods tamps and sold 'em to the rats. And I tried to get down to my car for to honk the horn for help, but the snakes had gone in 'for the cockroaches. I go back upstair but the spiders done jammed the police lock. I ain't been inside for a week and I know that my wife is sleeping with the bees!

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 11:20 AM (mUa7G)

352 Upcoming Trump rallies:

Tonight: Elko, NV
Monday: Houston, TX
Wednesday: Mosinee, WI
Friday: Charlotte, NC

I keep checking because I'm hoping he comes to NJ since there's a slight chance Hugin can beat the corrupt pedophile, Menendez

Here's the link for those interested...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yddy38nu

Posted by: IrishEi at October 20, 2018 11:20 AM (Ri0Ku)

353 Think of the health care system as a fabric. Lots of interwoven and connected parts that make the whole. It has been and continues to be unraveling one thread at a time. Eventually the cloth is so threadbare that it is beyond patching and just falls apart.

I'm just one tiny thread.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 11:07 AM (m45I2)


What I see every day, and lots of others working in most areas of healthcare, are people using up shedloads of resources, who have absolutely zero connection in their minds, between the services they use, and the money it costs to provide them.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 20, 2018 11:21 AM (cY3LT)

354 Today's thing I didn't know - you can buy Pringles-flavored ramen in Japan.

From a company called Ace Cook.

Posted by: it's a sign! at October 20, 2018 11:22 AM (7xbmA)

355 Any Trump rallies on the horizon for Florida?

Or do they think Scott & DeSantis have it sewn up here???

The Senate seat would be a huge pickup and we can't have that socialist Gillum as governor.

Help!!

Posted by: Marybeth at October 20, 2018 11:23 AM (MEgUr)

356 You know, motor oil is incompressible too. Does it work better to have more or less mass in your incompressible fluid? Hmmmm.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:17 AM (yL25O)


*ponders*

F=ma so... yes? Right? But then there's Tsiolkovsky's to consider too. I don't know, it feels like there's something I'm overlooking. Probably a lot of things.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 11:23 AM (y87Qq)

357 You forgot the third kind of country. The ones that eat poop to survive.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 11:17 AM (3sjI6)


With all of these food recalls lately (there was one the other day for ready made salads), that just might be us.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2018 11:23 AM (/qEW2)

358 Two kinds of countries in this world.



The kind that puts a man on the moon.



And those that use the metric system.
Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2018 11:09 AM (VhKw6)


When Boliva had a satellite launched by the ESA, there was a front page article in a Paraguayan paper about it, and the picture accompanying it was a shot of Evo Morales and two curanderos in native dress, all sitting on their heels around a campfire burning in a parking lot.

When someone asked last week "who cares what Bolivia thinks" the answer is Paraguay. They remember the Gran Chaco war.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 11:26 AM (mUa7G)

359 350 Two kinds of countries in this world.

The kind that puts a man on the moon.

And those that use the metric system.
Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2018 11:09 AM (VhKw6)

You forgot the third kind of country. The ones that eat poop to survive.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 11:17 AM (3sjI6)

...

I got to got to Rwanda in 2012, and I was more than a little taken aback that some of the charming local artwork that people wanted to take home as gifts was elephant dung spread on a shingle, with some dye mixed in.

Now, granted, it looked artistic, I guess, in that sort of local example of arts and crafts sort of way.

But most of the people buying them seemed to be thinking "Isn't it unique and clever that they use elephant crap for art?" and I was thinking "What a perfect example of where you end up if you fail to form a civil society."

Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:26 AM (yL25O)

360 Nood diversity.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 11:27 AM (kQs4Y)

361 My family maintenance man went to jail yesterday on a false claim by his girlfriend that he "pushed" her. 25K bond that is not going to be posted and 3 to 5 years in the big house when he finally gets to trial.

The last time this happened, I forked out thousands to keep him out of jail and pay fines and court costs. Told him the only way he's going to straighten out his life is to dump the trailer trash girlfriend and find someone new.

Of course, he didn't listen.

Spent half a day cancelling his company cell phone, credit card, picking up the van we gave him to drive and collecting all the tools he had. Now we've got to go through the carnival of hiring someone new.

Some guys just never learn...

Posted by: Jwest at October 20, 2018 11:28 AM (/roJx)

362 *ponders*

F=ma so... yes? Right? But then there's Tsiolkovsky's to consider too. I don't know, it feels like there's something I'm overlooking. Probably a lot of things.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 11:23 AM (y87Qq)

...

I think you win on the mass of the object you're trying to accelerate, and lose on the mass of the material you're flinging out the back to produce acceleration.

So both F and m are smaller. Not sure who wins the race there.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:28 AM (yL25O)

363 You know, motor oil is incompressible too. Does it work better to have more or less mass in your incompressible fluid? Hmmmm.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:17 AM (yL25O)

That was the exact question the fellows 'round the campfire asked themselves. So they added water to their 2-liter bottle as an experiment.

The results of this experiment were left to the imagination of observers but I believe the opening in the 2-liter bottle makes a very poor rocket nozzle.

Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 20, 2018 11:29 AM (oYD2h)

364 When Boliva had a satellite launched by the ESA, there was a front page article in a Paraguayan paper about it, and the picture accompanying it was a shot of Evo Morales and two curanderos in native dress, all sitting on their heels around a campfire burning in a parking lot.

When someone asked last week "who cares what Bolivia thinks" the answer is Paraguay. They remember the Gran Chaco war.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 11:26 AM (mUa7G)


Way back when, in elementary school, they showed up a map of South America, with all the funny shaped countries, and the different colors, and the dots and stars indicating where major cities were, and which ones were the Capitols (oh hey there, Brasilia, in the middle of nowhere there).

They really really really tried to teach us just how important it was that we got to know our "neighbors" to the south.

Today, I probably couldn't tell you which country was which, except Brazil, cuz it's the biggest, and Argentina, because it's shaped like an alligator, and Chile, because it's shaped like a snake.

Point being... yeah, still don't care about Bolivia, and care less about Paraguay.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 20, 2018 11:31 AM (cY3LT)

365 But most of the people buying them seemed to be thinking "Isn't it unique and clever that they use elephant crap for art?" and I was thinking "What a perfect example of where you end up if you fail to form a civil society."
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:26 AM (yL25O)


It's definitely clever if they'd never use it to decorate their own homes but managed to convince visitors to give them money in exchange for elephant crap to take back and put on the walls in THEIR homes. That's brilliant, selling something that has no value to you to someone who will show it off to all their friends: "check out my sick elephant!"*


* If you know what this means, feel free to nod smugly to yourself, you've earned it.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 11:32 AM (y87Qq)

366 I think that water would be better since it has lower viscosity. I think friction from pushing the oil through the venturi would lower the exhaust velocity. Also water is pretty much the same at all temperatures between freezing and boiling

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 11:34 AM (mUa7G)

367 It's definitely clever if they'd never use it to decorate their own homes but managed to convince visitors to give them money in exchange for elephant crap to take back and put on the walls in THEIR homes. That's brilliant, selling something that has no value to you to someone who will show it off to all their friends: "check out my sick elephant!"*


* If you know what this means, feel free to nod smugly to yourself, you've earned it.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 11:32 AM (y87Qq)

...

You're going to have to enlighten me.

What I was getting at was I find it hard to celebrate clever use of elephant poop when what it should be doing is advertising that you're a society that never, ever invented paint.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:35 AM (yL25O)

368 Lemon Jelly, "Space Walk":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5VRo5MBUXY

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 11:37 AM (kQs4Y)

EMT 10/20/18

Bye weeks are for the birds.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




Comments

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1 Bye Bye!!

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 05:59 AM (8ikIW)

2 Good Morning Morons; today is Saturday, October 20, 2018. On this day in 1973 President Nixon fired Attorney General Elliot Richardson and Deputy Attorney General William. This is one of the thing Democrats raved about and one of the things they were ready to impeach Nixon over. In point of fact, Clinton and Obama did far far worse when they were Presidents.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 20, 2018 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

3 And the Democrats of today continue to lie their ass off in an attempt to 'get Trump'.


http://tinyurl.com/y83t5jrx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 20, 2018 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

4 Good Lord, is there no level of racist hate that liberals will not stoop to? Amy Schoomer calls out white NFL football players as racist because they do not kneel with the asshole blacks who desecrate the national anthem.


http://tinyurl.com/y7tospwa

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 20, 2018 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

5 Dozing off here
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 06:00 AM (T4oHT)

6 Read this report about the Colbert TV propaganda ministry and cringe.


http://tinyurl.com/yces4vq8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 20, 2018 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

7 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 06:00 AM (JFO2v)

8 Huge rattlesnake graces a FL golf course. Be it known Morons that a rattlesnake is considered a 'hazard' under the rules and you may not mess with it.


http://tinyurl.com/y8dnxked

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 20, 2018 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

9 Nikki Haley was called as host of the annual Al Smith dinner in NY and she riffed on Big Chief Lyingwatha. She said 'you wanted and Indian for speaker, well you got me' because Warren failed her DNA test.


http://tinyurl.com/yauyb52w

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 20, 2018 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

10 So what are the communists running on for 2020 to get elected? They are playing to their base, take from the rich, defined as anyone who pays taxes, and give to the poor, defined as their most prolific base, the Free Shit Army.


http://tinyurl.com/y8vrgfsu

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 20, 2018 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

11 The CDC speaks on the 'new polio like' disease.


We have not been able to find a cause for the majority of these cases, Nancy Messonnier, director of the CDC's National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases, said Wednesday at a news conference. And I'm frustrated that despite all of our efforts, we have not been able to identify the cause of this mystery illness.


When your shitty science is infested with PC madness you won't find anything scrunt. You need to look no further than the past 9 years of the southern border infestation from third world shit-holes for the cause. But you will do nothing that bespeaks your false God and idol Baaaaraaack Obaaaaama.


http://tinyurl.com/ybwec7mp

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 20, 2018 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

12 NYC communist calls out WWII strategy to defeat a ghost army called Globull Warming that does not exist. No mention of the fact that without the falsified data by the warmies in government and out, we have been cooling since 1998.


http://tinyurl.com/ycq4quts

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 20, 2018 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

13 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 20, 2018 06:02 AM (2s3aR)

14 Scankles is preparing for yet another Presidential run and is even found another new reason why she lost. It was the MFM's fault. This woman is really a crummy liar. She needs to consult with her estranged husband for lessons in artful lying.


http://tinyurl.com/ycddlaj3

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 20, 2018 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

15 Ramirez


http://tinyurl.com/y9a8mhn2


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 20, 2018 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

16 The cult of Shillary is just fukn weird!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 06:03 AM (JFO2v)

17 Thanks, Vic.

Posted by: JT at October 20, 2018 06:05 AM (2s3aR)

18 11 The CDC speaks on the 'new polio like' disease.

It is hard to believe we let shithole countries export the diseases to our citizens.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 06:06 AM (JFO2v)

19 Baaaaraaack

That sounds like a rude fart.

Posted by: JT at October 20, 2018 06:07 AM (2s3aR)

20 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 20, 2018 06:08 AM (QAdJD)

21 Oh Lord, won't you pulleeze motivate Scankles to run again. Comedy gold, Jerry.

Posted by: JAS at October 20, 2018 06:08 AM (3HNOQ)

22 Occasional kotex is that bright. Kind of a beto in a dress but actually mexican.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 06:08 AM (JFO2v)

23 I read somewhere that typhus is making a comeback too.

Posted by: JAS at October 20, 2018 06:09 AM (3HNOQ)

24 23 I read somewhere that typhus is making a comeback too.

Posted by: JAS at October 20, 2018 06:09 AM (3HNOQ)

In downtown LA!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 06:09 AM (JFO2v)

25 4 Good Lord, is there no level of racist hate that liberals will not stoop to? Amy Schoomer calls out white NFL football players as racist because they do not kneel with the asshole blacks who desecrate the national anthem.


http://tinyurl.com/y7tospwa
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party



She probably tried to flirt with a white NFL player and was ignored. To be fair, the black NFL players would stay away from her too. She has a neon sign above her head that says "CRAZY, RUN AWAY!!!"

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2018 06:10 AM (0Px0y)

26 21 Oh Lord, won't you pulleeze motivate Scankles to run again. Comedy gold, Jerry.
Posted by: JAS at October 20, 2018 06:08 AM (3HNOQ)

I here the bollards are being padded in Iowa.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 06:10 AM (JFO2v)

27 Amy Shoooomer should realize, that not everyone gets on their knees because it cool. Unlike her at the "Kool Kids" Bukakke parties she attends.

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 06:10 AM (8ikIW)

28 25 Black football players do not follow the dont stick dick in crazy rule!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 06:12 AM (JFO2v)

29 Oh Lord, won't you pulleeze motivate Scankles to run again. Comedy gold, Jerry.


Posted by: JAS


Don't worry, the 2020 Dem convention is gonna be a carnival, wrapped in a circus, stuffed into an enema.

Posted by: JT at October 20, 2018 06:12 AM (2s3aR)

30 On radio they played a clip of Occasonaly Cortez, she is a blabbering fool

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 06:14 AM (T4oHT)

31 Don't worry, the 2020 Dem convention is gonna be a carnival, wrapped in a circus, stuffed into an enema.
Posted by: JT

With a lot of clean up needed in aisle 5

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 06:14 AM (8ikIW)

32 I here the bollards are being padded in Iowa.

Foam rubber.

Posted by: JT at October 20, 2018 06:14 AM (2s3aR)

33 I here the bollards are being padded in Iowa.

SS agents are working at the local butcher shop so they can be ready to toss 250 pounds of meat into the back of the van

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 06:15 AM (8ikIW)

34 Good Morning Horde

Posted by: wing at October 20, 2018 06:17 AM (JFzNN)

35 28 25 Black football players do not follow the dont stick dick in crazy rule!
Posted by: rhennigantx



I would think that is a basic rule that would transcend ethnicity.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2018 06:17 AM (0Px0y)

36 31 Don't worry, the 2020 Dem convention is gonna be a carnival, wrapped in a circus, stuffed into an enema.
Posted by: JT

With a lot of clean up needed in aisle 5
Posted by: Bruce



Aisle 5 being the California delegates?

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2018 06:19 AM (0Px0y)

37 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2018 06:19 AM (KCxzN)

38 Aisle 5 being the California delegates?
Posted by: Puddleglum

Could be. I was figuring Bernies spittle, and Shillaries "leakage"

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 06:22 AM (8ikIW)

39 I didn't watch the Brewers game, but I just watched the high lights. It's great the they get Bob Uecker to do an inning for the home games.

I keep waiting for him to say "Juuuuusssst a bit outside"

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 06:25 AM (8ikIW)

40 Pelosi (D., Calif.) said over the weekend that her preferred economic policies would entail "collateral damage" on certain groups.

If you work or own a business you may become part of the "collateral damage" to pay for 30 million illegals.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 06:27 AM (JFO2v)

41 Bye, Bye Birdie! And Good Morning, America!

And a beautiful day in the neighborhood it is.

Posted by: ALH at October 20, 2018 06:27 AM (dczB+)

42 If you work or own a business you may become part of the "collateral damage" to pay for 30 million illegals.
Posted by: rhennigantx


Everybody sing,

We are the woooorrrllld....

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 06:29 AM (8ikIW)

43 40
Pelosi (D., Calif.) said over the weekend that her preferred economic
policies would entail "collateral damage" on certain groups.



If you work or own a business you may become part of the "collateral damage" to pay for 30 million illegals.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 06:27 AM (JFO2v)

That is part and parcel of their 2020 strategy. See link at number 10.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 20, 2018 06:30 AM (mpXpK)

44 Wonder if they will have swimming pools at the Happy Camps?

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 06:31 AM (T4oHT)

45 I can't find any definitive information on the a House races which means it's a crap shoot.

Maybe we'll squeak by?

Posted by: ALH at October 20, 2018 06:33 AM (dczB+)

46 That is part and parcel of their 2020 strategy. See link at number 10.
Posted by: Vic

But that's only 6000 dollars for the FSA, and we've been told that's crumbs

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 06:33 AM (8ikIW)

47 The Kahshoggi thing is fukn nutz! People are blaming Trump for something the Sauds do every day. Hell, Bhussein has probably killed 10 to 20 US citizens.

To lie and blame PDT is just ntuz.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 06:34 AM (JFO2v)

48 Ordinarily I would be moseying out to the porch rocker about now for a taste of the brown as Sat and Sun are the only days I have open to do what I want to do now. But instead I have invasion of the in-laws this weekend and I have been warned off by wifey.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 20, 2018 06:36 AM (mpXpK)

49 46 But that's only 6000 dollars for the FSA, and we've been told that's crumbs

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 06:33 AM (8ikIW)

The reason Nanny Nan and the Democrats don't like the tax cuts is that it gives nothing to their base who pay no taxes.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 20, 2018 06:37 AM (mpXpK)

50 But that's only 6000 dollars for the FSA, and we've been told that's crumbs
Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 06:33 AM (8ikIW)

Top 3% of tax payer pay more than the bottom 70 million!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 06:38 AM (JFO2v)

51 Top 3% of tax payer pay more than the bottom 70 million!
Posted by: rhennigantx

But all of them have money left over and WE WANT IT!

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 06:39 AM (8ikIW)

52 50 Top 3% of tax payer pay more than the bottom 70 million!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 06:38 AM (JFO2v)

Once your annual income gets below about $50K a year for a family of four not only do you pay no federal tax, but you most likely get federal dollars for being "poor".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 20, 2018 06:40 AM (mpXpK)

53 Mega Millions now 1.6 billion. I won $4 on last night's drawing. How should I spend it?

Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 20, 2018 06:44 AM (N3JsI)

54 Iran probably offs a dozen a day and not a Leftist drops a tear

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 06:44 AM (T4oHT)

55 Once your annual income gets below about $50K a year for a family of four not only do you pay no federal tax, but you most likely get federal dollars for being "poor".
Posted by: Vic

Reading the link, they want it extended to students also.
So then the cost of tuition will go up because the colleges know they've got extra money to get from the students. So the " student minimum wage" will need to be increased....and so on

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 06:44 AM (8ikIW)

56 53 Mega Millions now 1.6 billion. I won $4 on last night's drawing. How should I spend it?
Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 20, 2018 06:44 AM (N3JsI)

I think you can get 2 tallboys

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 06:45 AM (JFO2v)

57 I won $4 on last night's drawing. How should I spend it?
Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 20, 2018 06:44 AM

On coffee, duh

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 06:46 AM (T4oHT)

58 54 Iran probably offs a dozen a day and not a Leftist drops a tear
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 06:44 AM (T4oHT)

Iran invented and taught the shape charges for IED that have killed 100s of US in action!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 06:46 AM (JFO2v)

59 I won $4 on last night's drawing. How should I spend it?
Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 20, 2018 06:44 AM

Buy 2 more tickets. Keep playing until you lose it all. That's the Vegas way!

Posted by: ALH at October 20, 2018 06:47 AM (dczB+)

60 53 Mega Millions now 1.6 billion. I won $4 on last night's drawing. How should I spend it?
Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 20, 2018 06:44 AM (N3JsI)

More lottery tickets

Posted by: weirdflunky at October 20, 2018 06:48 AM (nhgiS)

61 Independent Alaska Governor Bill Walker suspended his re-election bid on Friday, choosing instead to endorse the Democratic candidate, former Senator Mark Begich.

All independents are really progressive democrats!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 06:49 AM (JFO2v)

62 1.6 Billion. That's fucking nuts.

I wish Alabama was so backwards.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2018 06:52 AM (pUDQf)

63 61
Independent Alaska Governor Bill Walker suspended his re-election bid on
Friday, choosing instead to endorse the Democratic candidate, former
Senator Mark Begich.



All independents are really progressive democrats!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 06:49 AM (JFO2v)

In AK it doesn't matter what letter you have after your name as long as you keep the dole flowing to the 'natives'.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 20, 2018 06:53 AM (mpXpK)

64 Wasn't. Fucking autocucumber.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2018 06:53 AM (pUDQf)

65 Good Morning Ya'll. If you happen to be on the Outer Banks these weekend, don't miss the seafood festival in Nags Head. Awesome event

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at October 20, 2018 06:54 AM (YuQLm)

66 What " independent " doesn't vote with the Democrats?

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 06:54 AM (T4oHT)

67 Lynch is back at it:

But look, these laws are designed to intimidate. Restricting early voting is designed to intimidate. The voter ID laws are designed to scare people away from the process.

The gun ID laws are designed to scare people away from the process.

The driver ID laws are designed to scare people away from the process.

The employee ID laws are designed to scare people away from the process.

The cigarette ID laws are designed to scare people away from the process.

The alcohol ID laws are designed to scare people away from the process.

The airport ID laws are designed to scare people away from the process.

See how ridiculous this sounds!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 06:58 AM (JFO2v)

68 Here is an article about twenty key races, for those wishing to get more involved in the final days before the election:

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2018/10/19/
20-key-races-that-will-determine-which-party-
controls-the-house-of-representatives/

Posted by: Slash Buzz at October 20, 2018 07:01 AM (yrxFZ)

69 What is really aggravating about AK is that it was made a State along with HI as a 'compromise' with the Democrats who wanted HI to be made a State. It was known that HI would be a permanent Democrat block and it was thought AK would balance that out as a permanent Republican block. But LBJ's great society did work to reverse that with permanent dollars to the free shit army. Republicans had not factored in the Eskimo FSA.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 20, 2018 07:02 AM (mpXpK)

70
I won four bucks, too. Now I have to buy two more tickets. One point six billion will probably be two billion plus by Tuesday.

It's gonna be insane.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 07:02 AM (URwyc)

71 Hurricane update-

Linemen umm line persons of indeterminate birth configurations have decended upon the area to help restore power. The farthest from their home that I saw was from Nebraska.

If you are or no any linemen who are helping please extend our thanks. This a monumental task with literally hundreds of miles of lines down.

They are predicting another month or more before some people have power restored. The disaster is that big and that widespread.

Posted by: weirdflunky at October 20, 2018 07:03 AM (nhgiS)

72 See how ridiculous this sounds!

Posted by: rhennigantx
________

That's exactly why I don't vote early.

It also explains why I don't own a gun, drive or fly.

It also explains why my job, smokes and booze are all from the black market.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 20, 2018 07:03 AM (/nb4a)

73 72
It also explains why I don't own a gun, drive or fly.

Why not get a guns show gun?

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 07:04 AM (JFO2v)

74 What " independent " doesn't vote with the Democrats?

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 06:54 AM


A helluva lot of them actually. More then the polling outfits like to concede. Which always makes their polls so shitty.

With so much violence against (R)'s that seems to be a safe choice against getting doxed.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 07:05 AM (URwyc)

75 Why not get a guns show gun?
Posted by: rhennigantx

From Indiana?

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 07:05 AM (8ikIW)

76 Early voting is so fraught with voting fraud it's not funny.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 07:05 AM (T4oHT)

77 Well I didn't win the mega billions.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 20, 2018 07:06 AM (JUOKG)

78 There's just gotta be lineman from Wichita there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2018 07:06 AM (LHVhu)

79 Well I didn't win the mega billions.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

I remember when it lotto first started in Illinois.

20 million was considered a huge jackpot

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 07:07 AM (8ikIW)

80 Early voting is so fraught with voting fraud it's not funny.

Posted by: Skip
________


You need to open yourself up to the possibilities --


A blonde, a brunette and a redhead decide to vote early. The brunette said she voted for the Republican. The redhead said she voted for the Democrat. The blonde said she went to the polling place and said she didn't vote but there was lots of coffee and nobody wanted to know her last name.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 20, 2018 07:09 AM (/nb4a)

81 There's just gotta be lineman from Wichita there.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2018 07:06 AM (LHVhu)

The repo man is busy

Posted by: weirdflunky at October 20, 2018 07:09 AM (nhgiS)

82 I'm not sure what the voting laws are in our area, but at my polling place and for early voting, they either want your voting reg card, or a picture ID.

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 07:10 AM (8ikIW)

83 I remember when it lotto first started in Illinois.

20 million was considered a huge jackpot
Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 07:07 AM (8ikIW)

------------

Now IL is stiffing winners of over 25k with an IOU. I grew up there, and hate what has happened to my home state.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 20, 2018 07:10 AM (I16G8)

84 76 Early voting is so fraught with voting fraud it's not funny.
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 07:05 AM (T4oHT)

There was a vote marvesting group up in Dallas having hundreds of absentee misdirected to their houses!

We are fukn stupid when it comes to voting and illegals!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 07:11 AM (JFO2v)

85 82
I'm not sure what the voting laws are in our area, but at my polling
place and for early voting, they either want your voting reg card, or a
picture ID.

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 07:10 AM (8ikIW)

SC now requires a picture ID but you do not have to have your registration card. If we ever get the primaries changed to closed that will probably change.

And crooked Holder tried to get the picture ID squashed but lost in court.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 20, 2018 07:12 AM (mpXpK)

86 78 There's just gotta be lineman from Wichita there.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2018 07:06 AM (LHVhu)

He is usually driving the main road searching in the distance for another overload.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 07:13 AM (JFO2v)

87 Sad news:

Red Rose Tea is no longer including the little Wade figurines in their boxes of tea.

💔

Posted by: IrishEi at October 20, 2018 07:14 AM (Ri0Ku)

88 I have to show either a picture id or your registration card.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2018 07:14 AM (LHVhu)

89 A Pole, an Italian and an Irishman go into a bar. "What'll you have?" the bartender asks.

"Polish vodka," the Polish guy said.

"Italian wine," the Italian guy said.

"A ballot," the Irish guy said. "I'm here to vote early."

"Whoa, Paddy!" the barkeep responded. "That's your tenth ballot tonight. I'm going to have to cut you off!"

Posted by: FireHorse at October 20, 2018 07:15 AM (/nb4a)

90 The good Roger:

https://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/as-caravan-approaches-quit-lying-about-immigration/

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 07:15 AM (JFO2v)

91 Red Rose Tea is no longer including the little Wade figurines in their boxes of tea.

I didn't know what this was. I looked it up. Those are so neat. Were those in every box?

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 07:17 AM (8ikIW)

92 One
Point
Six
Billion
Dollars

Well, I'd keep working of course. Because they are all such great people. We're like family.

**ponders 80' yacht with all the spiffiest marine radios and radar and such. And no, I won't forget the twin 38's fore and aft. Probably ought to get a few machine guns for it too.**

Posted by: teej at October 20, 2018 07:17 AM (iH4Z+)

93 91 yes

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 07:18 AM (T4oHT)

94 Mornin' Horde.

Just finished some Kodiak pumpkin spice pancakes with added pumpkin puree. Delish!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 07:19 AM (kQs4Y)

95 91 yes
Posted by: Skip

Heck, had I known that, I would have bought that tea. I don't care for hot tea, but I do use them for iced tea.

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 07:19 AM (8ikIW)

96 **ponders 80' yacht with all the spiffiest marine radios and radar and such. And no, I won't forget the twin 38's fore and aft. Probably ought to get a few machine guns for it too.**

Posted by: teej at October 20, 2018 07:17 AM


Have you seen 'Mad Dogs' on Amazon? I want that boat and that villa. I don't think the yacht is 80 feet, but it's easily 60 feet or so.

Anyway, if you get the chance, watch the first episode ( of 7 iirc ) and you'll be binge watching the rest.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 07:22 AM (URwyc)

97 Red Rose Tea is no longer including the little Wade figurines in their boxes of tea.
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Awww. But you can still get them when you order online.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 07:22 AM (kQs4Y)

98 Great tune Mr Factory.

sun

Posted by: teej at October 20, 2018 07:23 AM (iH4Z+)

99 Believe all women

https://www.cleveland.com/court-justice/index.ssf/2018/10/brooklyn_woman_falsely_accused.html

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 07:23 AM (JFO2v)

100 Just checked the Red Rose site, if you buy the 100 count box from their site, you get a free figurine.
It would take me quite a while to go thru 100 bags though

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 07:24 AM (8ikIW)

101 If you get welfare or work for the government you sgould not be able to vote. I am hard, but I am fair.

Posted by: torabora at October 20, 2018 07:24 AM (Y274z)

102 The little figurines usually ended up in house plants if used at all.

Roger Simon is good as always. Read there are more Hondurans here than there.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 07:25 AM (T4oHT)

103 I didn't know what this was. I looked it up. Those are so neat. Were those in every box?
Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 07:17 AM
~~~~~

Yep. I've been collecting them for years. I don't display them, but have kept a complete set of each series for each kid (all of whom could care less and think I'm nuts.) When they were younger, they used to sell the extras on ebay for a few bucks.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 20, 2018 07:25 AM (Ri0Ku)

104 Roger Simon is good as always. Read there are more Hondurans here than there.
Posted by: Skip

I had seen the pics of the growing mass. Not lot of children or women. It should make it easier to launch them back over the wall

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 07:26 AM (8ikIW)

105 SC now requires a picture ID but you do not have to
have your registration card. If we ever get the primaries changed to
closed that will probably change.

And crooked Holder tried to get the picture ID squashed but lost in court.





Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 20, 2018 07:12 AM

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CT required a photo ID to vote but some illegal managed to get one with my name and address on it and vote. He also got a Town dump pass with that ID.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 20, 2018 07:27 AM (JUOKG)

106 What " independent " doesn't vote with the Democrats?

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 06:54 AM


Hiya

Posted by: JT at October 20, 2018 07:27 AM (2s3aR)

107 Yep. I've been collecting them for years. I don't display them, but have kept a complete set of each series for each kid (all of whom could care less and think I'm nuts.) When they were younger, they used to sell the extras on ebay for a few bucks.
Posted by: IrishEi

My wife loves stuff like that, but she doesn't drink tea or coffee. Yeah I know!!!
If I show them to her, she'll be making me drink tea morning, noon, and night.

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 07:29 AM (8ikIW)

108 https://tinyurl.com/y86yb73n

New ad from the RNC-Stop the violence. Scroll down in article.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2018 07:29 AM (AllCR)

109 Haven't seen it EimP-FC.

No way to watch it.

And ALH, if I'd have gotten here sooner I would have asked, "Won't you be my neighbor?"

Posted by: teej at October 20, 2018 07:30 AM (iH4Z+)

110 Heck, had I known that, I would have bought that tea.
Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 07:19 AM
~~~~~

I've got a whole bunch of extras if you want them.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 20, 2018 07:30 AM (Ri0Ku)

111 I've got a whole bunch of extras if you want them.
Posted by: IrishEi

Thanks. Let me check with the wife if she wants them. She probably will.

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 07:32 AM (8ikIW)

112 lets have a trial without a crime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=305&v=5Om8xrnKwWc

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 07:33 AM (JFO2v)

113 I had seen the pics of the growing mass. Not lot of children or women. It should make it easier to launch them back over the wall
Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 07:26 AM (8ikIW)

trebuchet or human canonball?

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 07:36 AM (JFO2v)

114 Who is on a bye week?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 20, 2018 07:38 AM (AO5oF)

115 108

so be it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 07:38 AM (JFO2v)

116 114 Who is on a bye week?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 20, 2018 07:38 AM (AO5oF)

Hookem Horns but Ok st next weekend!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 07:38 AM (JFO2v)

117
I liked Roger Simon's piece except for one thing; he says we are a nation of immigrants.

We are NOT a nation of immigrants. We are a nation of CITIZENS, natural born or legally naturalized, who get to determine who becomes one and who does not.

It may be semantics but I think it's crucial, because he who controls the language controls the narrative and therefore drives the issue on his terms.

And... good morning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2018 07:39 AM (/9p9e)

118 Haven't seen it EimP-FC.

No way to watch it.


Posted by: teej at October 20, 2018 07:30 AM


Here's the trailer, where you see the yacht and villa for a couple seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuUBoqyiQqA

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 07:41 AM (URwyc)

119 But look, these laws are designed to intimidate. Restricting early voting is designed to intimidate. The voter ID laws are designed to scare people away from the process.


How does having ID intimidate a citizen?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2018 07:43 AM (oVJmc)

120 Good Lord, is there no level of racist hate that liberals will not stoop to? Amy Schoomer calls out white NFL football players as racist because they do not kneel with the asshole blacks who desecrate the national anthem.

---

The thing that irritates me the most is to watch any TV show involving blacks or hispanics and see that Hollywood clearly believes they are exactly the ridiculous caricatures they criticize Trump voters as believing in.

Enlightened SNL is the absolute worst I've seen on TV, but modern movies aimed at blacks are blatantly obvious. The kids and I were watching cartoons this morning and briefly saw a clip of some George Lopez "WE'RE HISPANIC!!!" sitcom and the jokes were all racist as heck but totes fine because Hispanics were promoting them.

It's a really great way to get me to no longer pay attention to any of your "concerns."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 20, 2018 07:43 AM (AO5oF)

121 ...and the Birkenstock lineman, is still on the liiiiiiiiiine.

Posted by: klaftern at October 20, 2018 07:44 AM (RuIsu)

122
If you get welfare or work for the government you sgould not be able to vote. I am hard, but I am fair.

Posted by: torabora at October 20, 2018 07:24 AM (Y274z)

I agree completely. Have said that for years. Both groups just vote for more for their worthless selves.

Posted by: Grannymimi at October 20, 2018 07:44 AM (u5LFV)

123 I have a few times thought to keep a running list of bloggers who are pro Trump but haven't yet. Simon, VDH, Prager, Kurt, Amselem are all on.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 07:45 AM (T4oHT)

124 I am sick and tired of Trump bowing and scraping to dictators. This Khashoggi thing is disgusting cowardice, and Pompeo is a fool.

Posted by: Lady Badger at October 20, 2018 07:47 AM (XDlRF)

125 If you get welfare or work for the government you sgould not be able to vote. I am hard, but I am fair.

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For me it's if you don't pay taxes. Not file taxes, but pay taxes.

And I'm borderline different amounts of votes based on your tax rate. Lowest rate = one vote, highest rate = five or ten votes. That might be a good way to get a flat tax incorporated, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 20, 2018 07:47 AM (AO5oF)

126 Miss American PIE........^^^

something aboot Levis and weird shit.......

Posted by: saf at October 20, 2018 07:48 AM (5IHGB)

127 All right you slackers. Today's limerick encourages you to join the movement. Check it out, or browse previous days.

Link in my nick

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 07:48 AM (m45I2)

128 The Brewers won and someone has a chance to be "Who Wants to Be a (slumdog) Billionaire"-

Posted by: auscolpyr at October 20, 2018 07:49 AM (oFsfu)

129 Hookem Horns but Ok st next weekend!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 07:38 AM (JFO2v)

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They're looking very good this season. Good luck from here out.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 20, 2018 07:50 AM (AO5oF)

130 How does having ID intimidate a citizen?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2018 07:43 AM (oVJmc)

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Guess what you've got to show to get welfare or cash a big winning lottery ticket?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 20, 2018 07:51 AM (AO5oF)

131 Got to get doing chores, ta ta for now

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 07:51 AM (T4oHT)

132 124 I am sick and tired of Trump bowing and scraping to dictators. This Khashoggi thing is disgusting cowardice, and Pompeo is a fool.
Posted by: Lady Badger at October 20, 2018 07:47 AM (XDlRF)

124 I am sick and tired of Obama bowing and scraping to dictators.

https://tinyurl.com/yanh2lxz

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 07:51 AM (JFO2v)

133 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 07:51 AM (cqNba)

134 Now IL is stiffing winners of over 25k with an IOU. I grew up there, and hate what has happened to my home state.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 20, 2018 07:10 AM


IL resumed regular payments to winners after the budget was passed last year in July 2017.

However, hate for what has happened to IL is still correct.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 20, 2018 07:52 AM (YTxkQ)

135 Who's on a bye week?


*******


Me.

Bye!!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 07:55 AM (m45I2)

136
Old and Busted: Military Conquest
New Hotness: Plight of the Refugee

Posted by: Fritz at October 20, 2018 07:55 AM (Z9C5C)

137 30 On radio they played a clip of Occasonaly Cortez, she is a blabbering fool

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 06:14 AM (T4oHT)


A very funny reality show could be made if Pelosi put all of her nutzoid Dem members on the same committee. Imagine Occasionally Cortez, Sheila Jackson Lee, Hank Johnson, Maxine Waters, the lady who wears the little cowboy hats, and the other Dem dim bulbs on a science-type committee.

Yow! A top ten comedy show, right there!

Posted by: Gref at October 20, 2018 07:55 AM (AMIL/)

138 However, hate for what has happened to IL is still correct.
Posted by: Chuck C

Don't worry. The Dems that are running are promising extra hard double secret probation taxes on those really really rich bastards!!! More money for more programs!!

It's amazing that they never find a damn thing to cut.


Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 07:56 AM (8ikIW)

139 "Don't miss the seafood festival @ Nags
Head..awesome" ^^^

SO why the Stormy Daniels FACE!!??

Posted by: saf at October 20, 2018 07:58 AM (5IHGB)

140 So I get to buy another lottery ticket again.


1.6 Billion jackpot now.

Damn....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 07:58 AM (cqNba)

141 I'm not looking up the lottery odds, but I'm guessing it's something like one person becoming president. Probably greater odds at over $1B.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 20, 2018 08:01 AM (AO5oF)

142 It's amazing that they never find a damn thing to cut.

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 07:56 AM


Oh, they do occasionally. Fire, police, and libraries.
The most essential of services they'll cut. The legion of
inspectors for the most frivolous and annoying stuff? Not them.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 08:01 AM (URwyc)

143 Yes, that picture of Trump bowing down to that Arab King was one of many things that changed my mind! He is as weak and feckless as Obama, just runs his New York mouth faster.

Posted by: Lady Badger at October 20, 2018 08:02 AM (XDlRF)

144 It is hard to believe we let shithole countries export the diseases to our citizens.
_____________

Why is that hard to believe? We also let illegal aliens live here and suck up services and benefits to the tune of hundreds of billions of dollars a year. And that doesn't even include all the welfare we pay out to their "American" kids, once they've dropped their "anchor babies" here (in our hospitals, at our expense).

Did you see the photos of the mob headed this way? It's estimated at around 4,000. To give some perspective, Border Patrol apprehended over 16,000 illegal aliens near the southern border last month. So in just one month, BP caught more than 4 times the size of the Honduran mob headed here. And BP only catches a fraction of those trying to cross the southern border, so think about how many illegal aliens actually got in, just in one month.

But we don't need no stinkin', raaaaaaacist border wall! We can easily afford to be the dumping ground for all the world's poor, criminal, diseased populations! It's not like we're in debt up to our eyeballs or anything, right?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 20, 2018 08:03 AM (fqUgw)

145 1.6 Billion jackpot now.

Damn....
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Damn is right. I figured out the lump sum divided by the (I hope) 25 good years I got left would give me about 25 mill a year to spend.

I could not even imagine spending that a year.

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 08:03 AM (8ikIW)

146 Probably greater odds at over $1B.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic


Nah, the odd are fixed. 1 in 75 for each of 5 balls, I in 15 for the last.
That doesn't change no matter what the payoff.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 08:03 AM (URwyc)

147 Well, I guess it's better than a 'Concern Troll'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 08:04 AM (cqNba)

148 When I take over --

The lottery will make one person an instant billionaire. It will also select one person to be stoned to death.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 20, 2018 08:04 AM (/nb4a)

149 The lottery will make one person an instant billionaire. It will also select one person to be stoned to death.
Posted by: FireHorse

I like the odds! I'm in!!!

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 08:04 AM (8ikIW)

150 It's always neat to see the curbside recycling department and the arts and crafts program at the library remain fully funded - or receiving increases - while firemen are laid off.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 20, 2018 08:05 AM (AO5oF)

151 Well, I guess it's better than a 'Concern Troll'.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Well, it is early on a Saturday. Probably still has the crust on hiz/herz lips

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 08:06 AM (8ikIW)

152 "I could not even imagine spending that a year."


I would imagine that I could finally build the proper size home.

Maybe even a pool.


And Mrs VIA could finally reach the end point of shoe purchases.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 08:06 AM (cqNba)

153 It's always neat to see the curbside recycling department and the arts and crafts program at the library remain fully funded - or receiving increases - while firemen are laid off.

Posted by: Moron Robbie
________

To be fair, the first two industries feed off each other.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 20, 2018 08:06 AM (/nb4a)

154 And Mrs VIA could finally reach the end point of shoe purchases.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

You'd be building closets for the shoes.
Maybe Ace could put shelves in them

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 08:07 AM (8ikIW)

155 They are predicting another month or more before some people have power restored. The disaster is that big and that widespread.

Posted by: weirdflunky at October 20, 2018 07:03 AM (nhgiS)

Oh, what a crock. Got to be MFM horseshit. Unless that area has a really crappy power transmission and distribution setup, a la Puerto Rico, which I seriously doubt, they will have the power restored for the most part within a couple of weeks if not sooner.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at October 20, 2018 08:07 AM (p0pYQ)

156 "You'd be building closets for the shoes. "

No...I would be building rooms for the shoes.

But yeh...I would need shelves.

And it would give the Ewok steady employment.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 08:09 AM (cqNba)

157 How does having ID intimidate a citizen?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2018 07:43 AM (oVJmc)
---
Was having this discussion at work. Some feel this places an undue burden on The Poor to have to pay for a national ID.

A loaf of bread for my starving children, or an ID card. Why do you make me choose?!?!?!

I'd even be for free national IDs if I didn't believe that some corrupt petty bureaucrats would just dispense them to illegals anyway.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 08:09 AM (kQs4Y)

158 Morning horde.....how is everyone this lovely weekend?

Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 08:09 AM (TL2pK)

159 Nah, the odd are fixed. 1 in 75 for each of 5 balls, I in 15 for the last.
That doesn't change no matter what the payoff.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 08:03 AM (URwyc)

---

I must be looking at it wrong because I see the odds of winning some amount as fixed. The odds of winning $1B+ would have to decrease with everyone buying more and more tickets, right? Because if two people bought the same numbers those two people would split the $1B+?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 20, 2018 08:11 AM (AO5oF)

160 I despise Political figures being assaulted and yelled at by angry mobs.


Yes, even Nancy does not deserve this.


https://tinyurl.com/ycxt7fk8

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 08:12 AM (cqNba)

161 Was having this discussion at work. Some feel this places an undue burden on The Poor to have to pay for a national ID.

---

Since it's on topic, from NC's lottery website:

"Before you run down to the claim center to claim your prize, you need to sign the back of your original ticket. A lottery ticket is a bearer instrument until signed. The ticket, not the play slip, is required for all claims, so don't forget it. Also, for prizes of $600 or more, you will need:

- An NCEL Winner Claim Form - $600 or more
- Photo ID verifying name, signature and age
- Social Security card"

https://www.nclottery.com/ClaimPrizes

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 20, 2018 08:13 AM (AO5oF)

162 148 When I take over --

The lottery will make one person an instant billionaire. It will also select one person to be stoned to death.
Posted by: FireHorse at October 20, 2018 08:04 AM (/nb4a)

I like that idea!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 20, 2018 08:14 AM (Rz2Nc)

163 And Mrs VIA could finally reach the end point of shoe purchases.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 08:06 AM (cqNba)
-----------

You do realize that there is no such thing.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2018 08:14 AM (gjUO/)

164 Morning horde.....how is everyone this lovely weekend?

Posted by: TickledPink
________


So far so good. You?

Posted by: FireHorse at October 20, 2018 08:14 AM (/nb4a)

165 >>> Yes, even Nancy does not deserve this.

If you and I have to disagree, so be it.

Posted by: fluffy at October 20, 2018 08:14 AM (9t5k1)

166 "Was having this discussion at work. Some feel this places an undue burden on The Poor to have to pay for a national ID. "

Not a big fan of the National ID card idea.

However, every State has the ability to issue nationally recognized Identification.
And the cost to someone who is truly financially strapped is usually ZERO.

The whole argument of trying to prevent people from voting is 100% bullshit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 08:15 AM (cqNba)

167 I'd have airplane hangers housing hundreds if not thousands of cars and a staff to keep them fed and watered.

Imagine how many shoes could fit in that same space.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 20, 2018 08:15 AM (AO5oF)

168 If you listen to fools,
the mostly peaceful gathering of concerned citizens doing whatever it takes to save the Republic rules!

Posted by: FireHorse at October 20, 2018 08:16 AM (/nb4a)

169 Good morning!

I'd happily split $1B with ALL of you.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 20, 2018 08:16 AM (OUwAp)

170 If someone doesn't have the wherewithal to get themselves a proper ID, I don't want them voting.

Posted by: fluffy at October 20, 2018 08:17 AM (9t5k1)

171 Yes, even Nancy does not deserve this.

I don't like it.
I do see it as a great thing that it's Cubans for Trump or something like that.
The MSM can't cast them into the Deplorable pile so quick

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 08:17 AM (8ikIW)

172

The lottery will make one person an instant billionaire. It will also select one person to be stoned to death.
Posted by: FireHorse at October 20, 2018 08:04 AM (/nb4a)

I like that idea!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 20, 2018 08:14 AM (Rz2Nc)


#MeToo

Posted by: Shirley Jackson at October 20, 2018 08:17 AM (oVJmc)

173 "You do realize that there is no such thing. "

It is rumored to actually exist.

Plus...guess who reached the end point of Nittany Apple purchases yesterday.

Had a blast at the Orchard, with Mrs VIA even riding out and picking her own apples.

Thank you for the recommendation.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 08:17 AM (cqNba)

174 They are predicting another month or more before some people have power restored. The disaster is that big and that widespread.



Posted by: weirdflunky at October 20, 2018 07:03 AM (nhgiS)



Oh, what a crock. Got to be MFM horseshit. Unless that area has a
really crappy power transmission and distribution setup, a la Puerto
Rico, which I seriously doubt, they will have the power restored for the
most part within a couple of weeks if not sooner.






Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at October 20, 2018 08:07 AM

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Agree. When hurricane sandy's remnants hit CT the entire State lost power. It was less than two weeks before they had everyone back online and that is with most of the crews being sent south to deal with the damage there.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 20, 2018 08:18 AM (JUOKG)

175 Do schoolkids read that anymore or is it Heather Has Two Mommies in the 8th grade now?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 20, 2018 08:18 AM (AO5oF)

176 I'd happily split $1B with ALL of you.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 20, 2018 08:16 AM (OUwAp)
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Do we have to fight each other in an arena to get our share?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 08:18 AM (kQs4Y)

177 Mega Millions now 1.6 billion. I won $4 on last night's drawing. How should I spend it?
---
Like anyone else, one MM ticket for next week and one for tonight's Powerball (which at almost half a billion would be the topic of conversation if not for the statistical anomaly going on with Mega)

Posted by: Methos at October 20, 2018 08:19 AM (CPS8G)

178 I'd happily split $1B with ALL of you.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 20, 2018 08:16 AM (OUwAp)
----
Do we have to fight each other in an arena to get our share?
Posted by: All Hail Eris

I should get more than the rest.
Why?
Don't ask that you racists!!

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 08:19 AM (8ikIW)

179 Do schoolkids read that anymore or is it Heather Has Two Mommies in the 8th grade now?

By 8th grade they're getting how-to guides for buggery.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2018 08:20 AM (oVJmc)

180 150 It's always neat to see the curbside recycling department and the arts and crafts program at the library remain fully funded - or receiving increases - while firemen are laid off.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 20, 2018 08:05 AM (AO5oF)

Wait till they choose to pay retired teachers over having any teachers at schools.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 08:20 AM (JFO2v)

181 I must be looking at it wrong because I see the odds of winning some amount as fixed. The odds of winning $1B+ would have to decrease with everyone buying more and more tickets, right? Because if two people bought the same numbers those two people would split the $1B+?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic


Quick search... I can't see any history that it's ever happened. But some people pick their own numbers. Say, for instance, a bunch of people used some sort of historical basis of most popular numbers chosen, and they all happened to hit, yes, they'd share the jackpot.

But the odds of winning are still fixed at something like 1 in 320 million. Only way those odds change are by adding or subtracting balls.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 08:21 AM (URwyc)

182 By 8th grade they're getting how-to guides for buggery.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2018 08:20 AM (oVJmc)

TADA
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/anal-sex-what-you-need-to-know

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 08:22 AM (JFO2v)

183 Had a blast at the Orchard, with Mrs VIA even riding out and picking her own apples.

Thank you for the recommendation.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 08:17 AM (cqNba)
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That's wonderful! I'm glad you were able to go, and that Mrs. VIA got her favorite apples. And you are quite welcome. Always happy to share the apple love with fellow connoisseurs.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2018 08:22 AM (gjUO/)

184 "TADA
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/anal-sex-what-you-need-to-know"


I was expecting something in the "Little Golden Book" series by now.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 08:23 AM (cqNba)

185 Only way those odds change are by adding or subtracting balls.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex

So it changes depending on the sex of the lottery?

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 08:23 AM (8ikIW)

186 When hurricane sandy's remnants hit CT the entire State lost power. It was less than two weeks before they had everyone back online and that is with most of the crews being sent south to deal with the damage there.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 20, 2018 08:18 AM


I lost power for a couple days. But most of the damage was returning the lines back to the top of the poles.

Down south a bunch of the poles are entirely gone. Washed away, snapped off.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 08:23 AM (URwyc)

187 'Halloween' Billboard Hijacked to Target Maxine Waters

http://tinyurl.com/y74bozde

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2018 08:24 AM (oVJmc)

188 What if I tell the Lottery Commission that my ticket self-identifies as the winning ticket?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 08:24 AM (cqNba)

189 Do we have to fight each other in an arena to get our share?

No, at my age it's harder to go to work after chucking knuckles, plus it doesn't look good when you lose a chicklet.

How about we at the bar, toss back a few drinks and smoke some good cigars while we count out the coin. Like pirates. Arrrgh

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 20, 2018 08:24 AM (OUwAp)

190 Romney said 47% pay no taxes ... but as I understand it, that is 47% of those that file ... which is maybe 40% of the population. BUT that is federal taxes, and doesn't count the 13% (or whatever it is) that (supposedly) goes toward Medicare/SS.

(and yes, the employer pays half that usually, but it is still part of the pay package, which goes directly to government).

imo it is way too harsh to blame the working class for not paying enough ... there are tons of other incentives for the noble class, and especially the "investor" class that has monetary policy and trade policy bent to make them rich while impoverishing workers. And the whole cost structure of what workers pay (for goods, services, other taxes) has enriched those "rich" people that allegedly pay 90% of the taxes.

It takes a lot of effort (by government or whatever groups) to maintain a healthily middle/working class. CommunistCreep happens because the powerful/corrupt are always using power for selfish means. TooBig2Fail/Jail has become official policy. And it appears actual organized crime has their foot in the DC door as well, not to mention lawyer "mafias" that escalate the normal price structure (which is in effect a tax on the moral middle).


Health care itself is a massive tax more than actual insurance, funding various other programs, helping insurance companies, funding the trial lawyers, drug companies, illegals, etc. But the average worker gets no credit for that hidden tax.

It is the burgeoning welfare class, along with its "class warfare cousin" (jobs going to people based on race, gender, ethnicity -- people fired for supporting Trump) ... that is the real problem. Not the working class "schlub" that struggles to survive in a culture that supports those nefarious groups of grifters.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 20, 2018 08:24 AM (Cus5s)

191 But the odds of winning are still fixed at something like 1 in 320 million. Only way those odds change are by adding or subtracting balls.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 08:21 AM (URwyc)

There was a story about a lady bought 3 friends 5 each quickpics. The bought herself matching picks of each. It won on one of the friends tried to sue to get the other half she had to split.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 08:25 AM (JFO2v)

192 Good morning!



I'd happily split $1B with ALL of you.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 20, 2018 08:16 AM (OUwAp)

*bookmarks EMT 10/20/18*

Posted by: Methos at October 20, 2018 08:25 AM (CPS8G)

193 "Wait till they choose to pay retired teachers over having any teachers at schools.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 08:20 AM (JFO2v)"


That would be choice indeed, and would probably improve the quality of education yugely.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 20, 2018 08:25 AM (QAdJD)

194 I'd even be for free national IDs if I didn't
believe that some corrupt petty bureaucrats would just dispense them to
illegals anyway.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 08:09 AM (kQs4Y)


As they do now in Oregon. They revamped the system to make sure only legal citizens could get real ID, and then . . . Oops.

Now, registering every year, and all you have to do is show that your family pays out more in taxes than receives in benefits . . . I could go for that.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 08:27 AM (mUa7G)

195 There was a story about a lady bought 3 friends 5 each quickpics. The bought herself matching picks of each. It won on one of the friends tried to sue to get the other half she had to split.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 08:25 AM (JFO2v)

And that's what friends are for

Posted by: REDACTED at October 20, 2018 08:27 AM (L/iaS)

196 Very much NSFW:

https://www.architecturendesign.net/ corrupted-coloring-books-that-will-ruin-your-childhood/

Remove space.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 08:28 AM (kQs4Y)

197 Agree. When hurricane sandy's remnants hit CT the entire State lost power. It was less than two weeks before they had everyone back online and that is with most of the crews being sent south to deal with the damage there.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 20, 2018 08:18 AM (JUOKG)

I laughed my ass off over all that "SUPERSTORM SANDY" bullshit. La de fucking da. You got hit by a cat 2 storm. Yeah, they make a mess and your power is out for a few weeks. BFD. It happens. A couple years before Sandy we got hit head on by Ike, another cat 2 storm. Made a hell of a mess and our power was out for about 2 and a half weeks (the crew that finally got the power restored in our neighborhood was from Indiana). Fortunately I had a generator, which helped. And hardly a mention of it in the MFM. Of course, this was southeast Texas during the Age of Obama, so no one gave a damn what happened to us.

But the fact is, if you are going to live within a hundred miles or so of the Gulf of Mexico or the Atlantic Ocean, you are going to get a hurricane in your lap from time to time. Deal with it.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at October 20, 2018 08:31 AM (p0pYQ)

198 But the odds of winning are still fixed at something like 1 in 320 million. Only way those odds change are by adding or subtracting balls.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 08:21 AM (URwyc)

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Yeah, I'd love to know some more details about shared prizes and percentages of identical numbers on tickets sold. I'm sure that data is kept somewhere, although I'd be surprised if the latter is readily available.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 20, 2018 08:32 AM (AO5oF)

199 Off to start the day outside. Y'all don't burn the house down.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 20, 2018 08:34 AM (AO5oF)

200 Massive crowd in Mesa, AZ, last night for the Trump rally.

Sign of the coming blue wave, no doubt!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 20, 2018 08:35 AM (fqUgw)

201 Quick search... I can't see any history that it's ever happened. But
some people pick their own numbers. Say, for instance, a bunch of people
used some sort of historical basis of most popular numbers chosen, and
they all happened to hit, yes, they'd share the jackpot.



But the odds of winning are still fixed at something like 1 in 320
million. Only way those odds change are by adding or subtracting balls.
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The amount the pot goes up between drawings reflects how many tickets are bought (they generally have to project this)-and it's a pitifully small portion of each ticket that goes into the pot. Even if it's a third, they're saying they expect to sell around a billion tickets (or more), which even if they're all quick picks, you'd expect 2 or 3 copies of any number combination to be sold, so you're likely to see multiple winners.

Which is why, for example, it's a bad idea to try buying every number combination to guarantee a win (something I joke the state of Illinois might try). By the time the pot is big enough to do it, odds are someone else will win normally.

Posted by: Methos at October 20, 2018 08:35 AM (CPS8G)

202 200 Massive crowd in Mesa, AZ, last night for the Trump rally.

Sign of the coming blue wave, no doubt!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 20, 2018 08:35 AM (fqUgw)

I read they had 77k request for 18k tickets in houston

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 08:35 AM (JFO2v)

203 street art
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ maxine-waters-halloween-billboard-made-by-la-street-artist-sabo-1153715

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 08:36 AM (JFO2v)

204 I think powerball is almost 500 mm

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 08:37 AM (JFO2v)

205 Nothing like large lottery payouts to make most people look like envious grasping shitheads indistinguishable from the Free Shit Army. The deep state must be happy.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 20, 2018 08:37 AM (y7DUB)

206
What if I tell the Lottery Commission that my ticket self-identifies as the winning ticket?
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Some woman tried to tell folks that she had the winning ticket and lost it, and was feted by the media for a week one of the last times a record jackpot had been won.

The commission didn't buy it.

Posted by: Methos at October 20, 2018 08:37 AM (CPS8G)

207 I think powerball is almost 500 mm
Posted by: rhennigantx


Pffft. Chump change

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 08:38 AM (8ikIW)

208 If Murk runs as a Rep and gets beat in the primary and then wins the general, can Mitch refuse to seat her ?

Posted by: REDACTED at October 20, 2018 08:38 AM (L/iaS)

209 Yeah, I'd love to know some more details about shared prizes and percentages of identical numbers on tickets sold. I'm sure that data is kept somewhere, although I'd be surprised if the latter is readily available.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 20, 2018 08:32 AM


From earlier this year:
https://heavy.com/entertainment/2018/03/mega-millions-numbers-
drawn-most-frequently-winning-history/

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 08:39 AM (URwyc)

210
I read they had 77k request for 18k tickets in houston


Meanwhile, Hilly was drawing crowds of 100 during Her Historic Campaign.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2018 08:39 AM (oVJmc)

211 Only way those odds change are by adding or subtracting balls.


*******

Back when I lived in Texas they expanded the lottery, if I remember correctly it went from 5 balls to 6. The big promotional announcement on the TV trumpeted "Now, with even more ways to win!!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 08:41 AM (m45I2)

212 You'll know if I win the lottery. The next TX MoMee will be lit. I'm probably going to go out with the monkeys to an orchard/pumpkin patch and maybe take them to a haunted house or Halloween party for their music school. As you can see, I am already rich in the thing that matters most. The cash would just be sweet.

Posted by: no good deed at October 20, 2018 08:42 AM (1uG1d)

213 I read they had 77k request for 18k tickets in houston
_____________

I don't know how many they had in Mesa. The event was held in a large hangar at the airport. The line to get in stretched for half a mile, according to local media. All the available parking at the airport was filled quickly and had to close. They had more people than they could handle. There were a couple of idiot protesters there, but they didn't cause any trouble (probably because they were vastly outnumbered, and also because it's AZ, where many people carry and will not hesitate to shoot a fool who threatens them).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 20, 2018 08:42 AM (fqUgw)

214 Meanwhile, Hilly was drawing crowds of 100 during Her HistoricHistrionic Campaign.

FTFY

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 20, 2018 08:43 AM (OUwAp)

215 NOOD coffee!

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at October 20, 2018 08:43 AM (WY9Hg)

216 Badger State Hordians note:
PDT appearing in Mosinee (Wausau area) on Wednesday, 24 Oct, @1830.
Long drive, but Thinking About It ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 20, 2018 08:44 AM (QAdJD)

217
Amy Schoomer calls out white NFL football players as racist because they do not kneel with the asshole blacks who desecrate the national anthem.

The Camel's Nose strikes again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2018 08:45 AM (LsBY9)

218 Let me know how today's Texas MoMee works out. Sent an email to Ben Had asking for directions but never heard back, so I guess I'm not coming.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at October 20, 2018 08:45 AM (p0pYQ)

219 Nothing like large lottery payouts to make most people look like envious
grasping shitheads indistinguishable from the Free Shit Army. The deep
state must be happy.
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Come on now, we're raising money for public education. Think of the children!!!

==
Only way those odds change are by adding or subtracting balls.
---
It's also worth noting the mega and powerball tickets used to be just $1, which is part of why we see bigger jackpots.

Posted by: Methos at October 20, 2018 08:45 AM (CPS8G)

220 Back when I lived in Texas they expanded the lottery, if I remember correctly it went from 5 balls to 6. The big promotional announcement on the TV trumpeted "Now, with even more ways to win!!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 08:41 AM


LOL. Math, how does it work?

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 08:45 AM (URwyc)

221 The notion that people who work for the government shouldn't be allowed to vote honks me off a bit since I have a state job, and I DO NOT just "vote myself free shit". However, I could accept not being allowed to vote for any offices involving the specific level or branch of federal, state or local government that you work for; for example, if you work for an agency under the authority of your state's governor you can't vote for governor, or for any state office, but you can vote for president, Congress, mayor, etc.

Posted by: Secret Square at October 20, 2018 08:47 AM (9WuX0)

222 Have we cancelled all aid to Honduras yet?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 20, 2018 08:47 AM (y7DUB)

223 Mega Millions now 1.6 billion.

I'll buy another ticket and pray to God I'm not the only winner.

Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2018 09:10 AM (OiC69)

The ONT Turned Upside Down

On this day in 1781, Cornwallis surrendered to Washington (well, he had an aide do it) and England officially stopped trying to make us subjects again instead of citizens.

Yorktown.jpg

The British band played “The World Turned Upside Down” to mark the occasion. I wonder what they'd play today if they could see their descendants meekly surrendering their culture and sovereignty to foreign invaders? “Suicide is Painless”, probably.


Music to ONT By



A Republic, Ma'am, If You Can Keep It


Who and What Threaten the Constitution?

In general, free societies more often become unfree with a whimper, not a bang—and usually due to self-righteous pious movements that always claim the higher moral ground, and justify their extreme means by their self-sacrificing struggle for supposedly noble ends of social justice, equality, and fairness.



This is just a paraphrase of a famous quote, oft wrongly attributed to Thomas Jefferson -”A government big enough to give you everything you want is also strong enough to take everything you have”. Friday ONT quiz: Who really said it? Answer below.


What Trump Knows That Obama Didn’t

“Everything” isn't the answer. Rather, it is an answer, but not the right one here. Hint: It's also what the Founders knew.


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Poverty in the U.S. Was Plummeting—Until Lyndon Johnson Declared War On It

Related: The Five Most Important Guns In American History


Beer Run!




Halloween!

Halloween is coming.

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These old school Halloween costumes are fucking terrifying.


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This is my Jack-O-Lantern from last year. Instead of a candle, I soaked a roll of toilet paper in kerosene, and got this wonderful result. It lasts for about 15 minutes per roll. ProTip: NEVER use gasoline, and of course this is only for use outdoors, away from anything flammable.


Musical Interlude


Tonight's musical interlude is brought to you by the Warren 2020 campaign.

Mother Nature is also getting into the spirit of the season: Spider swarm cloaks Greek lake in 1,000-metre web

Picture omitted in deference to the Empress.

And Now, An Editorial Reply: Society is Too Sick to Survive


Sex doll rental company will make a replica of your dead lover


Notice that they are a sex doll “rental” company. “Detailer at a sex doll rental company” just went to #1 on my list of awful jobs. Still, I suppose it could be worse...


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Oy vey. Opinion, Mr. Hitchcock?

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Great Story

This guy found a business card from the early 20th century in the walls of his house. He posted it on a local forum at Reddit, and a bunch of internet sleuths ran down the history behind it, including the fact that the guy whose card it was tracked down a murderer in 1896. Truly an example of positive use of the internet to crowdsource a forgotten chapter in Minneapolis history.


Happy Ending

A bit of social media nastiness directed at an adult with Down Syndrome results in him finding a job at a local seafood restaurant. Look at that 10,000 watt smile, and the smiles of his coworkers in the video. Those countries that claim to have “eradicated” DS by slaughtering the people who have it are sick with sin.

Meet Alex, Baltimore's Best Buddy

Parenting Done Right

Awesome Mom (with video!) Texas mom chases down teen son who took her new BMW, spanks him with belt


Amazing Dad Dad turns sons drawings into EPIC cartoons!

I'm guessing that dad's an artist (Well he obviously is, I just don't know if it's his profession), so when his son drew stuff, he turned the drawings into commercial-grade artworks.

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History Comes Alive

What 7 ancient iconic buildings looked like during their glory days

When we visited Rome, the one book that my wife just had to have (we found it at the Vatican gift shop) was one the guide used that showed photos of current day Roman ruins with overlays that allowed you to see what they had looked like in all their glory. This is the same thing but computer generated. See the last one? The Area Sacra di Largo Argentina? That's where Caesar was assasinated.


Tonight's ONT brought to you by Ace's Google Search:

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Quiz Answer (highlight to read): Gerald Ford

Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:58 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 19, 2018 09:57 PM (/+bwe)

2 Fistest!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2018 09:57 PM (9rIkM)

3 Second?

Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2018 09:57 PM (NLLmE)

4 Damn! Missed it by that much!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2018 09:57 PM (9rIkM)

5 Hi Ya'll!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 19, 2018 09:58 PM (DjIXP)

6 The national anthem for England should be Comfortably Numb.

Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2018 09:59 PM (NLLmE)

7 28-0 Boise St.

8th?

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 09:59 PM (0Px0y)

8 Almost 8th.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 09:59 PM (0Px0y)

9 I wonder what they'd play today if they could see their descendants meekly surrendering their culture and sovereignty to foreign invaders?


Possibly, "what took you so long"?, signed by Saddiq Khan.

Posted by: Miklos, sovereign in one at October 19, 2018 09:59 PM (zCyNd)

10 Almond Joy is the most popular Halloween candy in CT? I would have thought Snickers.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 10:00 PM (3C9q2)

11 Cher.... half hawt at one time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2018 10:00 PM (iiixZ)

12 (well, he had an aide do it)

Never gave that concession speech, did he?

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2018 10:00 PM (DCYln)

13 The Hitchcock's Guide to Depression is looking spiffy fine right now.

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2018 10:00 PM (qbU78)

14 I'm still watching the ESA webcast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy4TjF_zNmk

They're showing videos about the BepiColombo mission while the second stage is burning.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2018 10:01 PM (sdi6R)

15 Mo lettuce?

Posted by: retard at the sammich sop at October 19, 2018 10:01 PM (UdKB7)

16 Except for the War of 1812.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 10:01 PM (+lVUW)

17 The Accidental Shelver is the greatest of the Spaghetti Westerns.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 10:01 PM (3wGnw)

18 Great Britain can piss right the fuck off.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 10:02 PM (KP5rU)

19 HELLO

Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 10:02 PM (dczB+)

20 Getting into the Halloween spirit. Watched the original Halloween and tomorrow we go see the new one, which is actually a sequel to the original. We are supposed to forget all the ones in between. Actually not that hard since they mostly sucked. Stoked to see the new one tomorrow!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2018 10:02 PM (dUJdY)

21 I bought Halloween candy last weekend and stashed it in my trunk to hide it from myself. Keto is going well and I want to keep it that way.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 19, 2018 10:02 PM (/+bwe)

22 Burned down a couple of important buildings.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 10:02 PM (+lVUW)

23 Not officially the end of the war after Yorktown. Fighting continued in the (then) West, and the Caribbean and on Gibraltar until the Treaty of Paris on September 3, 1783

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2018 10:02 PM (Izzlo)

24 Got their asses kicked again.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 10:02 PM (+lVUW)

25
WDONT!

Bizzare!

Posted by: Spun & Murky at October 19, 2018 10:03 PM (4DCSq)

26 Made a hero out of Andrew Jackson.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 10:03 PM (+lVUW)

27 Burned down a couple of important buildings.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 10:02 PM

You have had one busy day!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 19, 2018 10:03 PM (/+bwe)

28 Did anyone else say, "Huh. I wonder why I didn't know Gerald Ford said that?" I've long thought he was a much wiser man than he has been given credit for being.

Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 10:04 PM (4tG7v)

29 Never gave that concession speech, did he?

Actually, the aide first tried to surrender his sword to a Frenchman (the Comte de Rochambeau), who refused it and nodded in Washington's direction.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 10:04 PM (3C9q2)

30 It's Lord Androgyn, the Fabulous! or maybe Lady

Posted by: that chicken at October 19, 2018 10:05 PM (ykYG2)

31 Hey everybody, again.

I can believe Hitchcock actually did a segment like that on his show, Alfred Hitchcock Presents. He did numerous sketches like that, which were very, very dark in humor/nature, and IMHO far more mature-minded that most anything else that was on television at that time (late 1950s to early 1960s).

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:05 PM (miE9U)

32 Watching Trump in AZ. McSally has gotten on the Trump Train in a big way. She will do well.

Posted by: Blutarski at October 19, 2018 10:05 PM (+Tibp)

33 Hey Kentucky, WTF are Swedish Fish?

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 19, 2018 10:05 PM (xPl2J)

34 /sock. Hi morons. Obama ate a dog

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2018 10:05 PM (ykYG2)

35 Half-Wit! That's all I ever hear! Half-Wit! How I've learned to hate the word!

Posted by: Cher at October 19, 2018 10:05 PM (giesC)

36 bepicolombo got off the rock and is currently being pushed towards final separation from the launch platform.
and it strikes me that "bepicolombo" would be a good name for a brand of gummi bears.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 19, 2018 10:05 PM (2//jc)

37 Gerald Ford?! I thought it was Ronald Reagan.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2018 10:05 PM (QrTqV)

38 Greetings fellow humans, I am comedian.
Orangeman is bad.
Laugh now.

Posted by: NPComedian at October 19, 2018 10:06 PM (xEuHL)

39
Poverty in the U.S. Was Plummeting-Until Lyndon Johnson Declared War On It


Because taking away the motivation to behave responsibly is totally a good idea.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 10:06 PM (+lVUW)

40 Hello, hope everyone is in good spirits tonight.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2018 10:06 PM (l9m7l)

41 Heya.

I'm tired, and crankier than usual. There's just way too much bullshit and not enough good in life.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

42 Made a hero out of Andrew Jackson.
Posted by: nerdygirl

And, of all people, Jean Lafitte!

Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 10:07 PM (4tG7v)

43 >>WTF are Swedish Fish?


Literally, the apogee of Swedish Cuisine.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 10:07 PM (3wGnw)

44 BeckChas and anyone experiencing persistent mental fuckeduppedness, join NAMI. Go to a NAMI support group. They are liberal but genuine. As said in prior thread, they saved me and my daughter.

We are a family. We are the Horde. Pyxie give BeckChas my email if requested.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 10:07 PM (4YsU2)

45 Wow! What an ONT, WD!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2018 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

46 Watched Halloween, now onto Halloween H20. It has both Jamie Lee Curtis and her beautiful mother Janet Leigh in a cameo.

Posted by: Blutarski at October 19, 2018 10:07 PM (+Tibp)

47 36 bepicolombo got off the rock and is currently being pushed towards final separation from the launch platform.
and it strikes me that "bepicolombo" would be a good name for a brand of gummi bears.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 19, 2018 10:05 PM (2//jc)


I read that the spacecraft was named for an Italian mathematician. I thought it sounded like a cartoon character.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2018 10:07 PM (sdi6R)

48 The Swedish Project (Skandis, OK) have done 3D restoration of parts of Pompeii.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf5r8U6J9jM

Posted by: Miklos, former classicist, second in his class at October 19, 2018 10:07 PM (zCyNd)

49 Hello, hope everyone is in good spirits tonight.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2018 10:06 PM (l9m7l)


We're always glad to see you-- sounds like you're doing better.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 10:08 PM (3C9q2)

50 Checking my hash.

Watching the Brewers.

Eating Cheetos.

Hi.

Posted by: grammie winger's in Sedona at October 19, 2018 10:08 PM (5jrWk)

51 31 Hey everybody, again.

I can believe Hitchcock actually did a segment like that on his show, Alfred Hitchcock Presents. He did numerous sketches like that, which were very, very dark in humor/nature, and IMHO far more mature-minded that most anything else that was on television at that time (late 1950s to early 1960s).
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:05 PM (miE9U)

Reading a collection of horror stories, I saw someone mention in passing that Hitchcock edited two collections of "Stories they Wouldn't Let Me Show on TV" - I'll have to track those down.

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2018 10:08 PM (Izzlo)

52 I bought Halloween candy last weekend and stashed it in my trunk to hide it from myself. Keto is going well and I want to keep it that way.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 19, 2018 10:02 PM (/+bwe)

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I couldn't do that as the candy would be gone by now. I don't buy it anymore, but when I did, it was all my favorite stuff. I always bought it after lunch Haloween day,

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 10:09 PM (I16G8)

53 50; Grammie!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 10:09 PM (KP5rU)

54 fascinating cONTent

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 10:09 PM (dMvl+)

55 Halloween H2O was shite.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2018 10:09 PM (ykYG2)

56 Nice ONT MisHum!

Posted by: Krampus at October 19, 2018 10:09 PM (RcI5y)

57 Posted by: grammie winger's in Sedona at October 19, 2018 10:08 PM (5jrWk)

What are you doing in that hippie/New Age hangout?

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 10:09 PM (3C9q2)

58 BC.. I hope you are doing well. I know you have been through a lot.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2018 10:10 PM (dUJdY)

59 Greetings fellow humans, I am female comedian.
Orangeman is bad and I have a vagina.
Laugh now.

Posted by: NPComedienne at October 19, 2018 10:10 PM (xEuHL)

60 43 >>WTF are Swedish Fish?


Wut? Wut?

Posted by: grammie winger's in Sedona at October 19, 2018 10:10 PM (5jrWk)

61 >>WTF are Swedish Fish?

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Gummi fish

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2018 10:10 PM (Izzlo)

62 50 Checking my hash.

Watching the Brewers.

Eating Cheetos.

Hi.
Posted by: grammie winger's in Sedona at October 19, 2018 10:08 PM (5jrWk)


Be careful. Hash will make you high, and Cheetos will turn you orange.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2018 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

63 and it's gone ballistic

Posted by: Anachronda at October 19, 2018 10:10 PM (2//jc)

64 I have to hide all the Halloween candy from my husband. I haven't bought any yet.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2018 10:10 PM (dUJdY)

65
What are you doing in that hippie/New Age hangout?
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 10:09 PM (3C9q2)


Eating Cheetos. Watching the Brewers.

Posted by: grammie winger's in Sedona at October 19, 2018 10:11 PM (5jrWk)

66 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2018 10:11 PM (VIz3b)

67 #60 - Grammie, are you really in Sedona?

Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 10:11 PM (4tG7v)

68 Upper stage has shut down. Coming up on spacecraft separation.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2018 10:11 PM (sdi6R)

69 grammie is in warm wrather country?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 10:11 PM (dMvl+)

70 josephistan, yup.

As I understand it, Psycho was one of those "stories they wouldn't let Hitch show on TV"...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:11 PM (miE9U)

71 Separation! Sounds like it's going well so far.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2018 10:12 PM (sdi6R)

72 58 BC.. I hope you are doing well. I know you have been through a lot.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2018 10:10 PM (dUJdY)

.....

Seconded.

Posted by: Smaug, even if Jewels did put Hillary in my box. at October 19, 2018 10:12 PM (4YsU2)

73 5-2 crraptastic.

Posted by: grammie winger's in Sedona at October 19, 2018 10:12 PM (5jrWk)

74 Swedish Fish were originally infused with Pervitin and supplied to the Nazis by Ikea.

Posted by: Miklos, ask a dirty Skandi at October 19, 2018 10:12 PM (zCyNd)

75 and separation

Posted by: Anachronda at October 19, 2018 10:12 PM (2//jc)

76 We are a family. We are the Horde. Pyxie give BeckChas my email if requested.
Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 10:07 PM (4YsU2)

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It works better if you put your email addy in the "url" line under the posting box a time or two rather than trying to go through Ace or Pixy.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 10:13 PM (I16G8)

77 Salt water taffy for Washington State???
Bullshit!
Some east coast dork came up with that.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2018 10:14 PM (0tfLf)

78 67 #60 - Grammie, are you really in Sedona?
Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 10:11 PM (4tG7v)


Yup. Tomorrow we're going up in a helicopter to look at rocks and dead Indian stuff.

Posted by: grammie winger's in Sedona at October 19, 2018 10:14 PM (5jrWk)

79 I'm tired, and crankier than usual. There's just way too much bullshit and not enough good in life.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

---
i disagree: i window shopped the interior of a liquor store today, and saw all sorts of good things...

now, if only i could win the Mega tonight, i could afford them


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2018 10:14 PM (VIz3b)

80 i want to trade for hot tamales, please.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 19, 2018 10:14 PM (Zxy5I)

81 Eating Cheetos.



Hi.

Posted by: grammie winger's in Sedona
Too bad the Red Planet Diner closed. Very cool/weird place to grab a burg in the middle of the night.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2018 10:14 PM (9rIkM)

82 Smaug, your comment reminds me. Which disco song best describes the ONT Horde?

"Rock The Boat"
"We Are Family"
"Night Fever"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:14 PM (miE9U)

83 Is Sedona still full of wacky New Age Baby Boomers?

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 19, 2018 10:15 PM (xPl2J)

84 Great ONT

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at October 19, 2018 10:15 PM (84yoz)

85 Yup. Tomorrow we're going up in a helicopter to look at rocks and dead Indian stuff.
Posted by: grammie winger's in Sedona at October 19, 2018 10:14 PM (5jrWk)

A helicopter ride?
Grammie' s practicing as a guide for Pinochet Tours!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 10:16 PM (dMvl+)

86 Salt water taffy for Washington State???
Bullshit!
Some east coast dork came up with that.
Posted by: Diogenes

I concur. I Trick or Teated for over a decade in Iowa and never got candy corn.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 10:16 PM (xEuHL)

87 And speaking of disco, I just got the great classic album that contains this gem... ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxaPj19VnRA

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:16 PM (miE9U)

88 So, it looks like we're out of California! Georgia, here we come! Just got the close date for this house, which means we can tell our sellers the close date for their house.

This is absolutely amazing to me - we're finally out!

Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 10:16 PM (4tG7v)

89 thathalfrican!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 10:17 PM (KP5rU)

90 egyptian pyramids, heck ancient egyptian everything, is better than everything in mexico.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 10:17 PM (MTjB1)

91 83 Is Sedona still full of wacky New Age Baby Boomers?
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 19, 2018 10:15 PM (xPl2J)



If the hotel concierge is any indication,then yes.

Posted by: grammie winger's in Sedona at October 19, 2018 10:17 PM (5jrWk)

92 So, it looks like we're out of California! Georgia,
here we come! Just got the close date for this house, which means we can
tell our sellers the close date for their house.



This is absolutely amazing to me - we're finally out!

Posted by: Dianna
Congrats!! You've escaped!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2018 10:17 PM (9rIkM)

93 82: I'm partial to "We Are Family" but I'm old enough to remember when the Pittsburgh Pirates won the WS in '79.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 10:17 PM (0Px0y)

94 I've always thought it was kind of funny that Washington refused to accept the sword offered in surrender because it was coming from Cornwallis' second; instead he made the guy offer it to *his* second, General Benjamin Lincoln. Which made sense: Washington was a stickler for protocol like that, and he wanted the British to understand that the Americans were to be treated on an equal footing.

It's just funny because Lincoln was an incompetent rube who had surrendered his whole army at Charleston the year before, and that's the guy who gets offered Cornwallis' sword.

Posted by: T at October 19, 2018 10:17 PM (2PXwn)

95 "Which disco song best describes the ONT Horde?"

'In The Navy' would be Kristol's anthem

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2018 10:18 PM (ykYG2)

96 Yup. Tomorrow we're going up in a helicopter to look at rocks and dead Indian stuff.
Posted by: grammie winger

Well, wow! Have a great time! That really sounds fantastically interesting, I hope you have the world's best guide.

Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 10:18 PM (4tG7v)

97 Hot Tomales? wtf, Indiana?

Posted by: TickledPink at October 19, 2018 10:18 PM (TL2pK)

98 64 I have to hide all the Halloween candy from my husband. I haven't bought any yet.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2018 10:10 PM

My mother hides leftover cake in the oven, which dad never uses. My friend hides candy in the top rack of the dishwasher.

The trunk of my car works fine for me. It is only bad when I take it to the kids at work and it is sitting there like a chocolate tramp...

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 19, 2018 10:18 PM (/+bwe)

99 88: Congratulations, and much luck!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 10:18 PM (KP5rU)

100 Puddleglum, no judgment here. I'm old enough that the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack (cassette) was my first album purchase. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:19 PM (miE9U)

101 So, it looks like we're out of California! Georgia, here we come! Just got the close date for this house, which means we can tell our sellers the close date for their house.

This is absolutely amazing to me - we're finally out!
Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 10:16 PM (4tG7v)

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Congratulations and welcome to my State (I do share it)! Whereabouts are you going to live? I'm in the NW Atl. Burbs.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 10:19 PM (I16G8)

102 Dianna -congratulations on your new life!

Posted by: grammie winger's in Sedona at October 19, 2018 10:19 PM (5jrWk)

103 It works better if you put your email addy in the "url" line under the posting box a time or two rather than trying to go through Ace or Pixy.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 10:13 PM (I16G

.....
Not that tech oriented. So BeckChas, you wanna contact me directly its Lewis-associates@protonmail.com

Thanks CalmMentor.i trust the Horde.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 10:19 PM (4YsU2)

104 We have two big packs of candy
I think we are set

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 10:19 PM (dMvl+)

105 88 So, it looks like we're out of California! Georgia, here we come! Just got the close date for this house, which means we can tell our sellers the close date for their house.

This is absolutely amazing to me - we're finally out!
Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 10:16 PM (4tG7v)


Congrats! And envy!

I'm torn on leaving. We have a house I love that's been in the family for a long time, I love the weather, and I have a lot of friends here. But ... the state is doing a swan dive into a sewage treatment plant, and they'll expect people like us to pay for it all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 10:19 PM (YqDXo)

106 I always thought Jamie Lee Curtis was the spawn of Tony Curtis and Debbie Reynolds.

I have no reason for why I thought that.

Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2018 10:19 PM (NLLmE)

107 The Brits have been on a slide into oblivion ever since we kicked their cheeky asses.

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2018 10:20 PM (Z9C5C)

108 It's just funny because Lincoln was an incompetent rube who had surrendered his whole army at Charleston the year before, and that's the guy who gets offered Cornwallis' sword.

Posted by: T at October 19, 2018 10:17 PM (2PXwn)

That was exactly why Washington insisted; he wanted Lincoln, having surrendered, to accept the surrender.

Posted by: Miklos, not far from Charleston at October 19, 2018 10:20 PM (zCyNd)

109 congrats Dianna!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 10:20 PM (dMvl+)

110 I'm partial to "We Are Family" but I'm old enough to remember when the Pittsburgh Pirates won the WS in '79.
Yeah, so am I, which is why I despise that song.

Posted by: Weirddave at October 19, 2018 10:21 PM (Vum0h)

111 'Georgia, here we come! '

Welcome Dianna! Whereabouts in Georgia? I'm right about in the middle.

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2018 10:21 PM (UdKB7)

112 >>Is Sedona still full of wacky New Age Baby Boomers?


And their Crystal Healers, yes.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 10:21 PM (3wGnw)

113 The Brits have been on a slide into oblivion ever since we kicked their cheeky asses.

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2018 10:20 PM (Z9C5C)

I guess Yorktown was their Waterloo.

Posted by: Miklos, simile, or like a simile? at October 19, 2018 10:22 PM (zCyNd)

114
Sex doll rental company will make a replica of your dead lover



There is an episode of Black Mirror that explores this idea in greater depth. I found the episode quite sad, really.

Posted by: NPC #12599083487 at October 19, 2018 10:22 PM (sryxB)

115 George Washington was an amazing man. God-sent, probably.
Like Trump is, I believe.
America is blessed.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 10:22 PM (dMvl+)

116 I always thought Jamie Lee Curtis was the spawn of Tony Curtis and Debbie Reynolds.

I have no reason for why I thought that.
Posted by: eleven

Debbie Reynolds is Princess Leia's mom.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 10:22 PM (xEuHL)

117 Deplorable Jay, I hope you enjoy Georgia.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 19, 2018 10:22 PM (/+bwe)

118 Salt water taffy for Washington State???
Bullshit!
Some east coast dork came up with that.
Posted by: Diogenes

True Washingtonians it would be a Mtn Bar from Bi-Mart

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 19, 2018 10:22 PM (77Uq3)

119 many congrats, Dianna!

Posted by: concrete girl at October 19, 2018 10:22 PM (Zxy5I)

120 Congratulations and welcome to my State (I do share it)! Whereabouts are you going to live? I'm in the NW Atl. Burbs.
Posted by: Calm Mentor

We've found a house in Valdosta, in the Southwest corner of the state. I'm madly in love - the house is wonderful, and I really like the town.

Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 10:22 PM (4tG7v)

121 I always thought Jamie Lee Curtis was the spawn of Tony Curtis and Debbie Reynolds.

I have no reason for why I thought that.
Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2018 10:19 PM (NLLmE)

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Is that wrong? Cuz I have always thought that as well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 10:23 PM (I16G8)

122 ******I'm partial to "We Are Family" but I'm old enough to remember when the Pittsburgh Pirates won the WS in '79.

Posted by: Puddleglum

Turned out Dave Parker was the family pharmacist.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 19, 2018 10:23 PM (2xR5z)

123 Sex doll rental company will make a replica of your dead lover

"Murder her all over again!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:23 PM (miE9U)

124 Grammie I went to Sedona a few years back. We did a little shopping then SIL said lets go up that hill there.. lol.. twists and turns and many minutes later we are at the top of the sort of mountain and there is the local airport. Quite a view!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2018 10:23 PM (dUJdY)

125 Butterfinger for Wisconsin? No. Cheese curds.

Posted by: davidt at October 19, 2018 10:23 PM (giesC)

126 Debbie Reynolds is Princess Leia's mom.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 10:22 PM (xEuHL)



Ahh that's right.

Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2018 10:23 PM (NLLmE)

127 Good Shabbos, Horde!

Counting down the hours to the 5th(!) annual Southwest Ohio Moron Meetup, and Thank You for your generous donations to the Strides for Breast Cancr fundraiser (your humble correspondent is #6 on the leaderboard!).

Also counting down the last hours of my 5th decade on this mortal coil. Yikes!!

Posted by: ibguy at October 19, 2018 10:23 PM (vUcdz)

128 The lady at the front desk said something about not sleeping on the vortex.

Posted by: grammie winger's in Sedona at October 19, 2018 10:23 PM (5jrWk)

129 Jamie Lee is the spawn of Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2018 10:24 PM (dUJdY)

130 whoa

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 10:24 PM (dMvl+)

131 My sister was born in Valdosta. You will like it there I'm sure.

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2018 10:24 PM (UdKB7)

132 I'm feeling centered all of a sudden.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 10:24 PM (xEuHL)

133 wut. why is this centred all of a sudden

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2018 10:24 PM (ykYG2)

134 who did that?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 10:24 PM (dMvl+)

135 Ah, so centered.....

Posted by: ibguy at October 19, 2018 10:24 PM (vUcdz)

136 I'm old enough to remember when the Pittsburgh Pirates won the WS in '79.

I'm old enough to remember when the Phillies won the next WS in 1980.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 10:24 PM (3C9q2)

137 Now everyone, find your center!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:24 PM (miE9U)

138 IIRC, the British officer tried to surrender to the French general, Rochambeau; he declined and pointed him over to Washington.


Note: This was the high point of the Bourbon regime, humiliating the British.

Note 2: Comte de Rochambeau and Comte De Grasse (the admiral who won in Chesapeake Bay) were good, competent officers, well respected by their officers, their crews and troops, and the foes they faced, and the forces allied to them.

Note 3: USS DeGrasse was a Spruance class destroyer.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 10:24 PM (0QYMt)

139 117 Deplorable Jay, I hope you enjoy Georgia.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 19, 2018 10:22 PM (/+bwe)


Thanks. Not sure where we 're going to go. We're probably going to basically interview a number of places before deciding. I have an (elderly) family member here that precludes moving for now, but that won't be the case indefinitely.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 10:24 PM (YqDXo)

140 Oh shit! Did I do that?

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2018 10:24 PM (dUJdY)

141 Wow now I really am in the middle.

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2018 10:25 PM (UdKB7)

142 Calm Mentor -- I think that movie with Curtis and Reynolds as what fooled us.


The one with the saxophone.

Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2018 10:25 PM (NLLmE)

143 Jewells: report immediately to the Barrel. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Enjoy the fine shopping and dining at the all-new Barrel Center.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:25 PM (miE9U)

144 Hey, thanks, rather than try to respond to everyone individually, because you're all wonderful, and I love you all, we've bought a lovely house in Valdosta, Georgia, with a wonderful garden.

We are so happy!

My husband is going out first, so I can close up my office in San Francisco. We are going to spend Christmas in Georgia!

Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 10:25 PM (4tG7v)

145 Note 3: USS DeGrasse was a Spruance class destroyer.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 10:24 PM (0QYMt)


And now we have Neil deGrasse, who would have been Gen. deGrasse's servant. And justifiably so.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 10:26 PM (YqDXo)

146 And now not so centered.. Jesus.. this site has tourettes or something...

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2018 10:26 PM (dUJdY)

147 107 The Brits have been on a slide into oblivion ever since we kicked their cheeky asses.
Posted by: Fritz



Well, no. The British Empire would get even stronger post American Revolution. That was a down side to a rather successful monarch reign of King George. The British Empire started to slide dramatically post WWI.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 10:26 PM (0Px0y)

148 Yes, you did. Still airing out stinky feet smell.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 10:26 PM (4YsU2)

149 Whoa space warp. I need a mirror to see if I have a evil beard.

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2018 10:26 PM (UdKB7)

150 Oh shit! Did I do that?
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2018 10:24 PM (dUJdY)

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No, comments can't change justification like that.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 10:26 PM (I16G8)

151 Wisconsin-ites are politely booing Manny Machado. Must be a Scandi thing.

Posted by: Hands at October 19, 2018 10:26 PM (786Ro)

152 Dianna, congrats!

My bro-in-law who wants our family to leave California, has given up on every other western state. Now he wants to go to Nebraska.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:26 PM (miE9U)

153 Jewells: report immediately to the Barrel

I didn't do anything!!! I just posted a comment!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2018 10:27 PM (dUJdY)

154 Oh! and Note 4: My dad used to teach at Fordson High School in Dearborn. Across the hall from his classroom was a reproduction of that painting.


(The school was built in the late 1920's and has a lot of reproductions of famous works of art; Mr. Ford was very generous.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 10:27 PM (0QYMt)

155 I bet it was Dave being Weird

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 10:27 PM (dMvl+)

156 Not Jewells fault. Mine. Somehow the song at the top of the ONT got clipped, and when I put it back in I dropped a / in the HTML code.

Besides, it's time you right wing nuts moved back to the.....center.

Posted by: Weirddave at October 19, 2018 10:27 PM (Vum0h)

157 The look on the beer thief's face is so perfect I would have sworn it was an actor in a situation comedy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2018 10:28 PM (+y/Ru)

158 Chic is killer disco

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 19, 2018 10:28 PM (PUmDY)

159 110 I'm partial to "We Are Family" but I'm old enough to remember when the Pittsburgh Pirates won the WS in '79.
Yeah, so am I, which is why I despise that song.
Posted by: Weirddave



Oh c'mon. You all beat the 'weeze kids' a few years later to win the WS (83?)

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 10:28 PM (0Px0y)

160 *ONT storm troopers pick up Jewells*
*throw her into Barrel*
*Jewells passes into another dimension*

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:28 PM (miE9U)

161 Also counting down the last hours of my 5th decade on this mortal coil. Yikes!!
Posted by: ibguy at October 19, 2018 10:23 PM

I am less than two months behind you. Let me know if you hit menopause, buy a sports car, trade your social life for cats, and all that. If you do, I am going to jump ahead a year, just to be safe!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 19, 2018 10:28 PM (/+bwe)

162
Did anyone else say, "Huh. I wonder why I didn't know Gerald Ford said
that?" I've long thought he was a much wiser man than he has been given
credit for being.
Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 10:04 PM (4tG7v)



I admit, I thought it was Vaclav Havel

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2018 10:28 PM (mUa7G)

163 151 Wisconsin-ites are politely booing Manny Machado. Must be a Scandi thing.



The more Swedish fish you eat, the sweeter you become.

Posted by: grammie winger's in Sedona at October 19, 2018 10:28 PM (5jrWk)

164 157 The look on the beer thief's face is so perfect I would have sworn it was an actor in a situation comedy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2018 10:28 PM (+y/Ru)

I know, right?
He kind of looks like Mr T

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 10:29 PM (dMvl+)

165 >>Chic is killer disco


Yes it is.

So are The Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 10:29 PM (3wGnw)

166 *sticks tongue out at qdpsteve*

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2018 10:29 PM (dUJdY)

167 Enjoy the fine shopping and dining at the all-new Barrel Center.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:25 PM (miE9U)

Avoid the Food Court.

Seriously.

Posted by: Barrel Merchants Association at October 19, 2018 10:29 PM (zCyNd)

168 Cosmic, "Le Freak" was a pretty good song.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:29 PM (miE9U)

169 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1053333741735698432

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1053333812246142987

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1053333896337780737

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1053333986913775617

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1053334061635248128

Posted by: kbdabear at October 19, 2018 10:29 PM (0Ntuf)

170 My bro-in-law who wants our family to leave California, has given up on every other western state. Now he wants to go to Nebraska.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:26 PM (miE9U)


We were looking hard at AZ, but being 29, I see the signs: it's on the turn too. I don't want to have to move again. Just having what's-her-name as even a semi-viable candidate is a bad sign. A very bad sign.

That's how that shit started here, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 10:29 PM (YqDXo)

171 I don't open my door for Halloween anymore around here. Neighborhood has changed a lot. When it was great I would put a big jar full of penny's out and tell the kids they could have as much as they could grab in one hand. The boys would always grab so much they couldn't get their hand out of the jar. I remember one pretty little girl who went in and took one penny, lol. I poured half the jar into her bag for that. I gotta get out of here.

Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 10:29 PM (K22Va)

172 Let me know if you hit menopause, buy a sports car,
trade your social life for cats, and all that. If you do, I am going to
jump ahead a year, just to be safe!

Posted by: NaughtyPine

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2018 10:30 PM (9rIkM)

173 But ... the state is doing a swan dive into a sewage treatment plant, and they'll expect people like us to pay for it all.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I completely empathize. I think that what led to me pullinng the trigger on this was the death of one of my trustees. I will horribly miss some people, but in the end, he was the last of my substantive ties. I feel the wrench, but California's a disaster, and the Bay Area is becoming unlivable.

Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 10:30 PM (4tG7v)

174 I don't believe that candy map. Candy corn? Really?

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2018 10:30 PM (UdKB7)

175 So are The Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose.

It's too late to turn back now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2018 10:30 PM (dUJdY)

176 Oh c'mon. You all beat the 'weeze kids' a few years later to win the WS (83?)
Yeah, 83. But I was AT Game 7 in '79. As a young teen Os fan, I was just crushed.

Posted by: Weirddave at October 19, 2018 10:30 PM (Vum0h)

177 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1053334144636329984

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1053334257467301888

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1053334343899365376

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1053334434127249408

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1053334552138211328

Posted by: kbdabear at October 19, 2018 10:30 PM (0Ntuf)

178 Let me know if you hit menopause, buy a sports car,
trade your social life for cats, and all that. If you do, I am going to
jump ahead a year, just to be safe!

Posted by: NaughtyPine
I'm no MD, but I'd wager ibGUY will not be hitting menopause.

See you tomorrow ibguy - thanks for hosting!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2018 10:31 PM (9rIkM)

179 >>>We are going to spend Christmas in Georgia!

i'm coming up on my third in my new digs, and am the luckiest girl in the land. cheers!

Posted by: concrete girl at October 19, 2018 10:31 PM (Zxy5I)

180 178 Tonypete

Likewise!!

Posted by: ibguy at October 19, 2018 10:31 PM (vUcdz)

181 I knew a woman who was into all that new age crap, angel readings, crystals, auras. She also got mixed up in those multi level type selling schemes. If it was dumb, she believed it. She told me that Sedona was the center of some vortex thing.
So, guess which political party this woman voted for. Go ahead, guess.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

182 Deplorable Jay, yup.

I still like Nevada a ton.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:32 PM (miE9U)

183
@wfaa
(Illegal) beer run! Arlington police are searching for this guy who managed to grab five cases of beer from a convenience store and flee the scene.



That bro has GAINZZZ.

Posted by: Hands at October 19, 2018 10:32 PM (786Ro)

184 help i accidentally died

People actually type that in to a search? Or is that just the new sooper-smaht AI playing games with the puny humans?

help i accidentally ate gluten

LOL. Now, that one I believe a bunch of turds actually searched for, in a cold sweat.

Personally, I still have no idea WTF gluten is ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2018 10:32 PM (nEXx0)

185 nerdygirl: something that sounds like dumb or dim?... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:32 PM (miE9U)

186 122 ******I'm partial to "We Are Family" but I'm old enough to remember when the Pittsburgh Pirates won the WS in '79.

Posted by: Puddleglum

Turned out Dave Parker was the family pharmacist.
Posted by: 2009Refugee



Nah, it was the Pirate Parrot. I remember reading about the Pirate Parrot being arrested in the bathroom selling cocaine (1985 maybe).

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 10:32 PM (0Px0y)

187 As an unrepentant, wore the uniform conservative, I have been long pissed at Jefferson. He knew better. Washingtong, my hero too, well . . . we would be better served acknowledging the full truths. Read "Never Caught."

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 10:32 PM (4YsU2)

188
Hey Kentucky, WTF are Swedish Fish?
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 19, 2018 10:05 PM (xPl2J)


They are a red gummi candy with a medicinal-like flavor. Not a personal favorite, but nowhere near as detestable as Jolly Ranchers -- yuck, yuck, yuck!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2018 10:33 PM (pNxlR)

189 How can you accidentally build a shelf?

Start out building a shed? or a cabinet? or a birdhouse?

Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 10:33 PM (csdLd)

190 I feel the wrench, but California's a disaster, and the Bay Area is becoming unlivable.
Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 10:30 PM (4tG7v)


Definitely. Several years ago I was approached about running a company in the Bay Area.

No thanks. I'm not raising a family there. Not a chance.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 10:33 PM (YqDXo)

191 We are going to spend Christmas in Georgia!

Taking the Midnight Train?

Posted by: Gladys and ALL the Pips at October 19, 2018 10:33 PM (zCyNd)

192 Posted by: kbdabear

Could you introduce me to 3a please?
Thanks.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 10:33 PM (xEuHL)

193 States that have candy corn or jolly ranchers as their number one candy are just ... sad.

And bubble gum and lifesavers are NOT candy!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2018 10:33 PM (nEXx0)

194 Cornwallis was holed up.
And thusly the game cornhole was borned.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at October 19, 2018 10:33 PM (Gl7+/)

195 She told me that Sedona was the center of some vortex thing.



Ya, front desk lady said we were brave to sleep on the vortex. Or in it. I dunno. We don't have them in Wisconsin.

Posted by: grammie winger's in Sedona at October 19, 2018 10:33 PM (5jrWk)

196 (BTW - I went to cross town rival Dearborn High)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 10:34 PM (0QYMt)

197 Personally, I still have no idea WTF gluten is ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2018 10:32 PM (nEXx0)


No one does. Not even the "gluten-sensitive." It's like being "phlogiston-sensitive."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 10:34 PM (YqDXo)

198 My bro-in-law who wants our family to leave California, has given up on every other western state. Now he wants to go to Nebraska.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Oh, my husband ruled it out due to snow!

Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 10:34 PM (4tG7v)

199 I ask for extra gluten on the side. I figure, they must have a bunch, rite?

Posted by: Miklos, not a picky eater at October 19, 2018 10:34 PM (zCyNd)

200 me know if you hit menopause, buy a sports car,
trade your social life for cats, and all that. If you do, I am going to
jump ahead a year, just to be safe!

Posted by: NaughtyPine
I'm no MD, but I'd wager ibGUY will not be hitting menopause.

See you tomorrow ibguy - thanks for hosting!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2018 10:31 PM

IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE A GUY SHOULD NOT BE MENOPAUSAL OR TURN INTO A CAT LADY,

Posted by: BEN ROTHERPINE at October 19, 2018 10:35 PM (/+bwe)

201 Medicinal ?? They're just an upscale gummy bear.

Posted by: grammie winger's in Sedona at October 19, 2018 10:35 PM (5jrWk)

202 Also counting down the last hours of my 5th decade on this mortal coil. Yikes!!
Posted by: ibguy at October 19, 2018 10:23 PM

I am less than two months behind you. Let me know if you hit menopause, buy a sports car, trade your social life for cats, and all that. If you do, I am going to jump ahead a year, just to be safe!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 19, 2018 10:28 PM (/+bwe)

---------------

Congrats, but a warning. You will have to hide from AARP. They WILL find you with mail and calls.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 10:35 PM (I16G8)

203 I can't imagine that the state that contains the original Hershey candy factory likes Skittles the most.

Imposserus.

And Hot Tamales? who in the hell eats those things?

Damn. If I wanted to blowtorch my taste buds I'd use a lighter.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 10:36 PM (csdLd)

204 Livin on a thin line is on my mix now. Very appropriate.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 10:36 PM (KP5rU)

205 Personally, I still have no idea WTF gluten is ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

It's a protein in wheat. Celiacs have an allergy to it, but only about 0.001% of people who claim a "gluten sensitivity" are actually celiacs.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 10:36 PM (xEuHL)

206 lol, nebraska, if you war thinking about moving to nebraska you should go upthread to the hitchcock section.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 10:36 PM (MTjB1)

207 Finns hate Swedish Fish.

And even more, the Swedes who bring them into the sauna.

Posted by: Miklos, multicultural multiculturalist at October 19, 2018 10:36 PM (zCyNd)

208 IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE A GUY SHOULD NOT BE MENOPAUSAL OR TURN INTO A CAT LADY

C'mon, you must know at least a few trannies.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 10:37 PM (3C9q2)

209 Nobody moves to Nebraska on purpose.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 10:37 PM (KP5rU)

210 As an unrepentant, wore the uniform conservative, I have been long pissed at Jefferson.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 10:32 PM (4YsU2)


Jefferson was an asshole, and in my opinion the least important of the Founders.

The only thing that saved Jefferson's legacy was the Louisianna Purchase, which was one of the most important acts in American history. Thank G-d Jefferson was such a hypocrite because he had to go against everything he had been yelping about for years - things he had been tearing others apart over, in pathetic and nasty and untruthful ways - in order to carry out that deal. Then, he turned on a dime and went against everything he claimed for years to buy that land - a great act. The only truly great and important act that Jefferson ever accomplished, but great enough to put him in the very top echelon of American Presidents forever.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2018 10:38 PM (nEXx0)

211 chavez, yup.

I have a hunch we'll actually end up in Wyoming.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:38 PM (miE9U)

212 199 I ask for extra gluten on the side. I figure, they must have a bunch, rite?
Posted by: Miklos, not a picky eater at October 19, 2018 10:34 PM (zCyNd)


I'm getting ahead of the next retarded diet fad by working on my book, "The All Gluten Diet," complete with bullshit endorsements about fat slobs became Olympic athletes - with no exercise - ten minutes after starting the "All Gluten Diet."

Hey, why shouldn't I exploit the stupidity of the public just like politicians, etc.?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 10:38 PM (YqDXo)

213 >>Nobody moves to Nebraska on purpose.


I would consider buying a large chunk of land on the Platte for the Whitetail and Waterfowl hunting alone.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 10:38 PM (3wGnw)

214 would have thought this would have made the thread before halfbreed.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ0gobSHgIs



Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 10:39 PM (MTjB1)

215 I have a hunch we'll actually end up in Wyoming.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:38 PM (miE9U)


A neighbor left for Wyoming a couple years ago.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 10:39 PM (YqDXo)

216 I used to ship Swedish fish in those big 4 pound bags to Iraq. Little Winger went through a bag per month.

Posted by: grammie winger's in Sedona at October 19, 2018 10:39 PM (5jrWk)

217 I like glutens. Can't get enough of them.

Posted by: Vincent Hannah at October 19, 2018 10:39 PM (giesC)

218 Lucky for us and the world, Parliment didn't listened to King George and his request for a 'surge' . If they had agreed we would have been defeated shortly there after. We were hanging by a thread when they decided to quit.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 10:39 PM (2DOZq)

219 What's wrong with Nebraska as a potential place to move to?

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2018 10:39 PM (4lu7W)

220 All I remember during the one time I crossed Nebraska was FLAT.

Then Mountains started to appear in the West.

The next time I came west or went east I took the southern route. Just as flat but with more scenery.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 10:39 PM (csdLd)

221 Congrats, but a warning. You will have to hide from AARP. They WILL find you with mail and calls.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 10:35 PM

They mailed me, so I joined for a dollar. I am getting all the freebies and maybe a new phone plan, then not renewing.

They have found my PO Box but not my house address.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 19, 2018 10:39 PM (/+bwe)

222 garrett, hmmm. :-)

By any chance, do you sell at Discogs? I've been buying more stuff there, and I wouldn't mind seeing your entire collection available.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:39 PM (miE9U)

223 @138 Comte de Rochambeau and Comte De Grasse (the admiral who won in Chesapeake Bay) were good, competent officers, well respected by their officers, their crews and troops, and the foes they faced, and the forces allied to them.

---------------

Out of curiosity, any idea what happened to them just a few years later when their country went mad?

Posted by: junior at October 19, 2018 10:40 PM (N3GAC)

224 People say to me, 'Dydye Palpatine! Of course gopnik life is best life. But what happens when you have more than 29 years old?' And I answer, 'Forever Slav.'

https://youtu.be/QZjzcNDgr_k

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 19, 2018 10:40 PM (fA1SL)

225 >>All I remember during the one time I crossed Nebraska was FLAT.


Be fair. Just outside of Kearney there are three actual trees!

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 10:40 PM (3wGnw)

226 Isn't gluten one of the first four words in Def Leppard's "Rock of Ages"?

Posted by: Hands at October 19, 2018 10:40 PM (786Ro)

227 you know, if you do move to nebraska you could have your whole family walk there in some kind of reverse trail of tears.

you may not cry on the way there but you will after you have been there for a few days.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 10:40 PM (MTjB1)

228 IC, nothing.

The only thing I can really think of that's a negative for Nebraska is the depressing Bruce Springsteen album by that name.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:40 PM (miE9U)

229 >>>who in the hell eats those things?

me

Posted by: concrete girl at October 19, 2018 10:40 PM (Zxy5I)

230 Halloween party mix I make has candy corn and dry roasted peanuts. I know sounds disgusting, but it tastes like a Payday candy bar.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 19, 2018 10:41 PM (77Uq3)

231 nebraska is the only state that sells loosie bullets. you literally have people coming up to ask you if they can bum a shell.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 10:41 PM (MTjB1)

232 I can see how someone could accidentally move somewhere.

I had to find somewhere to move to as I couldn't afford the prices in Connecticut.

I wound up in PA.

Never lived here before. Never even stayed overnight (well except for that one time I was in jail). Didn't know anybody in PA.

Yet. Here I am.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 10:41 PM (csdLd)

233 y5, what happened to you in Nebraska?

Did one of the residents tell you ya got a purdy mouth? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:42 PM (miE9U)

234 IS FUNNY BECAUSE A GUY SHOULD NOT BE MENOPAUSAL OR TURN INTO A CAT LADY

C'mon, you must know at least a few trannies.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 10:37 PM

I just had my tranny fixed at the Ford dealership.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 19, 2018 10:42 PM (/+bwe)

235 >>By any chance, do you sell at Discogs? I've been buying more stuff there, and I wouldn't mind seeing your entire collection available.


Like I am that organized!

I wish.

I do have a discogs ID with about 1/4 of my collection listed...maybe an 1/8.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 10:42 PM (3wGnw)

236 Half breed; all cheese.
I loved the look on beer thief's face. It made me larf.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 19, 2018 10:42 PM (nBr1j)

237 I'm getting ahead of the next retarded diet fad by working on my book, "The All Gluten Diet,"


Six Minute Abs.

Posted by: Miklos, needing a ride at October 19, 2018 10:42 PM (zCyNd)

238 Drove through Nebraska four times. Hated even stopping for gas. Children of the corn, or something.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 10:42 PM (KP5rU)

239 so, were I possessed of serious technical talent I would hack warren's mobile and make the cherokee nation song her ringtone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 10:42 PM (MTjB1)

240 garrett, what's your ID at Discogs? I'll check ya out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:42 PM (miE9U)

241 288, qdpsteve: I was wondering since I've never been to Nebraska myself. We are probably leaving Cali in about 5 years for Texas where we will do our part to keep it red.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2018 10:43 PM (4lu7W)

242 Admiral de Grasse died in 1788 (before the French Revolution) and Rochambeau escaped the "national razor." He was eventually given a pension by Napoleon and died in 1807.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 10:43 PM (3C9q2)

243 Drove through Nebraska four times. Hated even stopping for gas. Children of the corn, or something.

"More ethanol! More ethanol!!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:43 PM (miE9U)

244 232: Where in PA? I grew up there.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 10:43 PM (0Px0y)

245 Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 19, 2018 10:39 PM (/+bwe)

They're worse than the NRA for spam.

Both Email and snail mail.

They still send me stuff now and then. And I quit like 11 years ago. Belonged for 1 year and saw it for the scam it is.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 10:44 PM (csdLd)

246 Asshole strikes out and laughs??

TAKE A LAP!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 10:44 PM (YqDXo)

247 Regarding the candy corn as the most popular Halloween candy for multiple states, the stores around here don't even sell trick or treat packaging of it.

I never know what to do for Halloween. I like having trick or treaters, but I can't plan. Some years I get a lot of kids, other years almost none.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 10:44 PM (+lVUW)

248 y5, what happened to you in Nebraska?

Did one of the residents tell you ya got a purdy mouth? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at O




lol, that is a georgia thing.



never had bad experience in nebraska, hell no one has, nothing ever happens there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 10:44 PM (MTjB1)

249 IC, sounds good. Please keep me posted!
Texas was my bro-in-law's original choice, but he's decided he doesn't like El Paso.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:44 PM (miE9U)

250 Can't get enough of these Trump rally's and I get bored easily. A genuine dude I think. There always seems to be a vet behind him that he returns a salute to and he always says we, not me.

Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 10:44 PM (K22Va)

251 Wait a minute . . . THOSE AREN'T COSTUMES!

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at October 19, 2018 10:45 PM (5fSr7)

252 What's wrong with Nebraska as a potential place to move to?

My SIL lived there for several years. Hated it. Too much snow and cold. Missouri can get the snow and cold but Nebraska is much worse. We can have a 60 degree day here and Nebraska is having a blizzard.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2018 10:45 PM (dUJdY)

253 241 288, qdpsteve: I was wondering since I've never been to Nebraska myself. We are probably leaving Cali in about 5 years for Texas where we will do our part to keep it red.
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2018 10:43 PM (4lu7W)


Our relatives in FL recommended TX as well. I can imagine having to assure the locals that we're not liberals.

Far from it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 10:45 PM (YqDXo)

254 Forced to eat one.

Candy corn or Circus peanuts or marshmallow peeps?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 10:45 PM (2DOZq)

255 Isn't Kandy Korn, or however you spell it, the KaBoom of candy?

Posted by: davidt at October 19, 2018 10:45 PM (giesC)

256 The Witch War Against Kavanaugh

The Left-wing "Social Justice" bent of modern self-declared witches is sadly not a new or novel thing, with everything from degentrification, and Google to transphobes and Trump being hexed or some other pseudo-spiritual ritual applied against them. It comes to little surprise then, to learn that their next target for hexing is newly appointed Supreme Court Justice, Brett Kavanaugh.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=15020

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 19, 2018 10:46 PM (itfg0)

257 I was stationed in Nebraska in the late 80s. It was ok. Didn't hate it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 10:46 PM (0Px0y)

258 email sent your way, steve

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 10:46 PM (3wGnw)

259 garrett, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:46 PM (miE9U)

260 Black licorice is the Kaboom of candy.

Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2018 10:46 PM (NLLmE)

261 What's wrong with Nebraska as a potential place to move to?
Posted by: IC

I didn't think anything. But my husband nixed anything with enough snow requiring regular shoveling or other clearance. Given that I am smallish and (sadly) prone to arthritis, I came around to his point of view.

Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 10:47 PM (4tG7v)

262 I moved to the Lebanon Valley area.

It was at the limit of travel I could go in about 6 hours so it wasn't too grueling a drive so I could transport my stuff piecemeal over about 6 months as I couldn't afford a pro mover or wanted to hire a uhaul.

So here i am. It's weird. I don't know a soul here. No family. No friends. It was almost like throwing a dart at a map.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 10:47 PM (csdLd)

263 Wow...so much content!

I can't believe FIVE states have Candy Corn as their most popular Halloween candy. Although, as a kid I did like it. I nibbled it in 3 sections, as is the proper way.

Now I shall read the rest of the content.

(Except the dead spouse vibrator. That is disturbing.)

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 10:47 PM (tIeHC)

264 The Witch War Against Kavanaugh

The Left-wing "Social Justice" bent of modern self-declared witches is sadly not a new or novel thing, with everything from degentrification, and Google to transphobes and Trump being hexed or some other pseudo-spiritual ritual applied against them. It comes to little surprise then, to learn that their next target for hexing is newly appointed Supreme Court Justice, Brett Kavanaugh.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=15020
Posted by: The Political Hat

Republicans are anti-science.

Posted by: Nathan Philip Chambers at October 19, 2018 10:47 PM (xEuHL)

265
Jefferson was an asshole, and in my opinion the least important of the Founders.

The only thing that saved Jefferson's legacy was the Louisianna Purchase, which was one of the most important acts in American history. Thank G-d Jefferson was such a hypocrite . . . . The only truly great and important act that Jefferson ever accomplished, but great enough to put him in the very top echelon of American Presidents
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2018 10:38 PM (nEXx0)

....

All these informed Hordians are making me dizzy. Completely agree Primordial.

Even if the POS could't manage to free his slaves (my ancestors) upon death. He was amazing and a left a legacy we all enjoy.

As to Wasington, also my sullied hero, read "Never Caught."

Honesty is needed to bring America together.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 10:47 PM (4YsU2)

266 Speaking of temperatures...

The weather had been cooling quite nicely here in Southern California the last few weeks. But it spiked back up to 90 degrees today.
*grumble*

Posted by: junior at October 19, 2018 10:48 PM (N3GAC)

267 When planes fly to Nebraska, how do the pilots know for sure which rectangle to land in?

Posted by: Miklos, from the pie-shaped place at October 19, 2018 10:48 PM (zCyNd)

268 263 SEVEN States...not just 5.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 10:48 PM (tIeHC)

269 Oh forgot to mention:

I finally tried a FITNESS CLASS today. Spin bikes.

Good news: spinning is kinda fun and easy.
Bad news: those bike seats were apparently designed by Marquis de Sade. OMG they're hard and uncomfortable!! Out of a 50-minute class, I was able to do maybe 7 minutes.

Already ordered me some extra-biggie extra-padded bike shorts. Don't wanna give up yet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:48 PM (miE9U)

270 I never know what to do for Halloween. I like having trick or treaters, but I can't plan. Some years I get a lot of kids, other years almost none.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 10:44 PM

I go through the 200+ piece bags. If I have any left, it goes to the school for treats around Thanksgiving.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 19, 2018 10:48 PM (/+bwe)

271 The Parrot mascot was the Pirates' dealer? Wow, that's going to pop into my brain every time I see a mascot.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 19, 2018 10:48 PM (2xR5z)

272 CA, skittles. Who could have guessed?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 10:48 PM (5jVnA)

273 Isn't Kandy Korn, or however you spell it, the KaBoom of candy?
Posted by: davidt

All chick Korn coverband. Their version of Freak on a Leash aint bad.

Posted by: Nathan Philip Chambers at October 19, 2018 10:49 PM (xEuHL)

274 They still send me stuff now and then. And I quit like 11 years ago. Belonged for 1 year and saw it for the scam it is.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 10:44 PM (csdLd)

------------

After watching them support BarryCare, I was done with them even before I was at 29 +21.

When the first mailer came 2 weeks before my 50th, I called them, gave them my invitation number, and told the poor CSR that I got to NEVER contact me in any way ever again.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 10:49 PM (I16G8)

275 YouTube Aerial America Nebraska and you will get the highlights of the state. Or any other state you're interested in. ( ignore the Lefty narration)

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 10:49 PM (2DOZq)

276 NPC sock off

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 10:49 PM (xEuHL)

277 I finally tried a FITNESS CLASS today. Spin bikes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:48 PM (miE9U)


I hope you didn't pay extra for that. I've never seen a bike that doesn't spin.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2018 10:49 PM (nEXx0)

278 The Parrot mascot was the Pirates' dealer?

I bet the Phillies Phanatic was his best customer.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 10:50 PM (3C9q2)

279 CA, skittles. Who could have guessed?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 10:48 PM (5jVnA)

Pronounced Skeet-less.

Posted by: Miklos, quien se habla at October 19, 2018 10:50 PM (zCyNd)

280 269 Oh forgot to mention:

I finally tried a FITNESS CLASS today. Spin bikes.

Good news: spinning is kinda fun and easy.
Bad news: those bike seats were apparently designed by Marquis de Sade. OMG they're hard and uncomfortable!! Out of a 50-minute class, I was able to do maybe 7 minutes.

Already ordered me some extra-biggie extra-padded bike shorts. Don't wanna give up yet.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:48 PM (miE9U)

You will become a hard ass yet.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 19, 2018 10:50 PM (nBr1j)

281 267: Planes actually land in Nebraska? Who fuckin knew?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 10:50 PM (KP5rU)

282 Primordial, I need to try something new and fitness oriented. Didn't pay too much.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:50 PM (miE9U)

283 YouTube Aerial America Nebraska and you will get the highlights of the state. Or any other state you're interested in. ( ignore the Lefty narration)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret A



or squat down until your kitchen counter is eye level.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 10:50 PM (MTjB1)

284 I'm tired, and crankier than usual. There's just way too much bullshit and not enough good in life.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 10:06

Be well Insom. It will get better. Call me anytime to talk, you need to talk sometimes I'm guessing.
T

Posted by: Farmer at October 19, 2018 10:51 PM (yJ1e6)

285 I don't usually listen to Rush or Hannity, but I think he gets it exactly right here. A President FAB would have put the country on a trajectory that would take longer than four or eight years to recover from ... and nadir of that curve would have been very ugly, even if I couldn't say what it might have looked like.

https://youtu.be/GagHaGTBud8

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 19, 2018 10:51 PM (rnAwa)

286 My 13-year-old niece loves Skittles.
She prefers classic sugary candy, NOT chocolate, it turns out.

Northernlurker: I'm way overdue for it... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:51 PM (miE9U)

287 They do make candy corn in different colors now, not only orange, orange and white. Have seen them, haven't eaten them.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 10:51 PM (tIeHC)

288 or squat down until your kitchen counter is eye level.
Posted by: yankeefifth

Heels flat on ground.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 10:51 PM (xEuHL)

289 Thank you, all of you, for your well wishes. I truly appreciate them, as well as all of the folks who make up this community. Perhaps the last island of sanity in the world.
You're all awesome, and I love all of you even--[snipped] though I can make exceptions.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2018 10:51 PM (l9m7l)

290 267: Planes actually land in Nebraska? Who fuckin knew?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at O




more fuel efficient to taxi across the state.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 10:51 PM (MTjB1)

291 262 I moved to the Lebanon Valley area.


Ah, Harrisburg area or near enough. I grew up north of Pittsburgh.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 10:51 PM (0Px0y)

292 There's a full-scale reconstruction of the Parthenon in Centennial Park, Nashville.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 19, 2018 10:51 PM (HiLJ1)

293 At a baby shower being held at a country club, my nephew's wife had the servers running around trying to find something to give her for dessert because she couldn't eat gluten, so she couldn't eat the brownie.
A few months later we were at a lunch place and she had a giant pretzel.

Personally I think it is all a con to get people to buy over-priced non gluten products.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 10:52 PM (+lVUW)

294 They do make candy corn in different colors now, not only orange, orange and white.


#theresistance

Posted by: Miklos, me gusta El Senor Naranjo at October 19, 2018 10:53 PM (zCyNd)

295 260 Black licorice is the Kaboom of candy.
Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2018 10:46 PM

That is a LIE!! My dad shared his black licorice with me because he loved me!

*punches and knocks eleven off the playground swing*

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 19, 2018 10:53 PM (/+bwe)

296 262 I moved to the Lebanon Valley area.





yeesh, couldn't get anything in the bekka valley?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 10:53 PM (MTjB1)

297 267 When planes fly to Nebraska, how do the pilots know for sure which rectangle to land in?
Posted by: Miklos, from the pie-shaped place



A large Nebraska Cornhusker Mascot bouncing around helps.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 10:53 PM (0Px0y)

298 I live in Michigan and I dispute that candy corn is our favorite. It might have been all we could afford under O'Bummer, and therefore high sales volume, but it is NOT our favorite.

Posted by: cfo mom at October 19, 2018 10:53 PM (RfzVr)

299 Primordial, I need to try something new and fitness oriented. Didn't pay too much.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:50 PM (miE9U)


I'm just ribbin' you. Exercise if important.

The best thing you can do is one good set of push-ups every day (increasing the number as you are able). That, alone, will help to keep most of your body in shape. But you have to do good push-ups and not cheat. One set a day, every day. And this will make all the other exercises you do that much more effective.

And never forget to stretch well. Very important.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2018 10:53 PM (nEXx0)

300 Our relatives in FL recommended TX as well. I can imagine having to assure the locals that we're not liberals.

Far from it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 10:45 PM (YqDXo)

----------
In TX, like a lot of states, as long as you keep out of the big metro areas you should do great.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 10:53 PM (I16G8)

301 265
Jefferson was an asshole, and in my opinion the least important of the Founders.

The only thing that saved Jefferson's legacy was the Louisianna Purchase, which was one of the most important acts in American history. Thank G-d Jefferson was such a hypocrite . . . . The only truly great and important act that Jefferson ever accomplished, but great enough to put him in the very top echelon of American Presidents
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2018 10:38 PM (nEXx0)

Drafting The Declaration of Independence wasn't such a bad accomplishment.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 10:53 PM (2DOZq)

302 Personally I think it is all a con to get people to buy over-priced non gluten products.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 10:52 PM (+lVUW)


I think it's a passive aggressive move. "Oh, I can't eat X, so you all have to run around with your hair on fire to accommodate me."

I'm sure there are people who really have such dietary problems, but I'm also pretty sure they're a pretty small group.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 10:53 PM (YqDXo)

303 Gunter glieben glauchen globen

Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 10:54 PM (csdLd)

304 288
Heels flat on ground.
Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
* fistbump *
Heels on ground, Slavs around. Heels in sky, veshtern shpy.
https://youtu.be/PdlcTpu6_ME


Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 19, 2018 10:54 PM (fA1SL)

305 Primordial, thanks :-)

Yeah I have got to lose weight. As I keep saying, I'm gonna get healthy if it kills me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:54 PM (miE9U)

306 293 At a baby shower being held at a country club, my nephew's wife had the servers running around trying to find something to give her for dessert because she couldn't eat gluten, so she couldn't eat the brownie.
A few months later we were at a lunch place and she had a giant pretzel.

Personally I think it is all a con to get people to buy over-priced non gluten products.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 10:52 PM (+lVUW)


There actual people with Celiacs, but most people who say they can't have "gluten" are self-diagnosed and just jump on the band wagon.

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 19, 2018 10:55 PM (itfg0)

307 Just outside of Kearney there are three actual trees!
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 10:40 PM (3wGnw)


Those aren't trees. Them are cornfed boys in green shirts. They grow them big out there.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 10:55 PM (5jVnA)

308 Personally I think it is all a con to get people to buy over-priced non gluten products.
Posted by: nerdygirl

These are the same people who were allergic to peanuts 20 years ago, and lactose intolerant 10 years ago.
IIRC, Orwell coined the term "food cranks" for such people.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 10:55 PM (xEuHL)

309 @293 Personally I think it is all a con to get people to buy over-priced non gluten products.
-------------------

There are a very few people who are actually deathly allergic to it. I've got a friend who claims to fall into that category. That's not the only food allergy she has.

For the rest, so far as I can tell it's just another health fad.
I was talking with someone who has the allergy (not the friend I mentioned above), and she said that the fad is a mixed blessing for her. She can find a lot more stuff now that's gluten free. But at the same time, some of the companies cheat with their products since the people only doing it for the fad will never know the difference. So something with the label - even at a restaurant - can still cause her to get sick.

Posted by: junior at October 19, 2018 10:55 PM (N3GAC)

310 Prince Ludwig, I remember all my fatter-than-me buddies overdosing on sugary treats and drinks back in the 1980s.

They would all say the same thing: "I'm hypoglycemic, I gotta get my blood sugar up!" Uh what?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:56 PM (miE9U)

311 I think that candy "survey" is full of something and it ain't candy.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 10:56 PM (csdLd)

312 live in Michigan and I dispute that candy corn is our favorite. It might have been all we could afford under O'Bummer, and therefore high sales volume, but it is NOT our favorite.
Posted by: cfo mom at October 19, 2018 10:53 PM

Our favorite candy is Pinconning cheese, pasty, and IPA beer. In reverse order.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 19, 2018 10:56 PM (/+bwe)

313 In TX, like a lot of states, as long as you keep out of the big metro areas you should do great.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 10:53 PM (I16G


I've practiced my speech:

"Yeah, we're from California, and I at least am a native. But we hate socialism/ liberalism/ whatever with the white hot heat of a thousand suns. So I'm asking you: is there a place here for me and mine?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 10:56 PM (YqDXo)

314 Drafting The Declaration of Independence wasn't such a bad accomplishment.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 10:53 PM (2DOZq)


Meh. We were breaking away no matter what. And Jefferson didn't do that alone.

Yes, it was a very nice piece - well thought out and well written - but, in the end, not really of any great significance on its own. Not to me, at least.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2018 10:56 PM (nEXx0)

315 That is a LIE!! My dad shared his black licorice with me because he loved me!

*punches and knocks eleven off the playground swing*
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 19, 2018 10:53 PM (/+bwe)



Fine. No more sharing homework.

Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2018 10:57 PM (NLLmE)

316 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 19, 2018 10:54 PM (fA1SL)



"Forever Slav" was clever dezinformatsiya.

No Adibas; Swooshniks=nogoodniks.

Posted by: Miklos, fashionistov at October 19, 2018 10:57 PM (zCyNd)

317
Drafting The Declaration of Independence wasn't such a bad accomplishment.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 10:53 PM (2DOZq)

......

Agreed, infinite thumbs up, Well maybe a reserved clause for my west african ancestors.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 10:57 PM (4YsU2)

318 The first phase of the TX Mo Me is officially in the books. No bail required.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2018 10:57 PM (MW0rc)

319 Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 10:52 PM (+lVUW)

Didn't you call her out?! I would have. You sound nicer than me. I have had gluten free soft pretzels and they are the worst. It tastes like something alien to humans. Nothing to compare it too.

The gluten thing is real for people with Celiac disease. For others, it is more a lifestyle choice.


Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 10:57 PM (tIeHC)

320 They do make candy corn in different colors now

October 30 is National Candy Corn Day-- you have been warned! According to the Anyday Guide, "Candy corn was created in the late 19th century in Philadelphia. It was originally called 'Chicken Feed.'"

So the Phillies aren't the only disappointment to come out of Philly.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 10:58 PM (3C9q2)

321
Even if the POS could't manage to free his slaves (my ancestors) upon death. He was amazing and a left a legacy we all enjoy.

As to Wasington, also my sullied hero, read "Never Caught."

Honesty is needed to bring America together.
Posted by: Smaug

I don't like Jefferson, Smaug, and I agree he was a dreadful hypocrite. But, sadly, he could not possibly have freed his slaves, as he was so deeply in debt as to be utterly crippled, financially. I know, I know, that sounds utterly nuts, what with all the books and the wine and what-not. But had he attempted to free his slaves, 1) the slaves would not have been freed; and 2) they would have been sold individually to pay Jefferson's debts.

It stinks, I know. But Jefferson, with the best will in the world (which I, personally, will not grant him) could not have emancipated his slaves.

Washington was flawed, but a much better man than most.

Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 10:58 PM (4tG7v)

322 I finally tried a FITNESS CLASS today. Spin bikes.

Good news: spinning is kinda fun and easy.
Bad news: those bike seats were apparently designed by Marquis de Sade. OMG they're hard and uncomfortable!! Out of a 50-minute class, I was able to do maybe 7 minutes.

Already ordered me some extra-biggie extra-padded bike shorts. Don't wanna give up yet.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:48

Keep on keeping on steve. I'm currently doing PT and it's slow progress, but progress.

Posted by: Farmer at October 19, 2018 10:58 PM (yJ1e6)

323 Before they were the Cornhuskers, they were the Bugeaters. Think about that.

Good people there, but there is weather.

Posted by: Blutarski at October 19, 2018 10:58 PM (+Tibp)

324 My dad shared his black licorice with me because he loved me!

*punches and knocks eleven off the playground swing*
Posted by: NaughtyPine at O



sure he loved you just not as much as your siblings, or the kids in his other family.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 10:58 PM (MTjB1)

325 Six Minute Abs.
Posted by: Miklos, needing a ride at October 19, 2018 10:42 PM (zCyNd)

Whoop-de-doo. It'll be all fun and games until you get undercut Five Minute Abs.

*mutters under breath*

Posted by: The Guy who invented Seven Minute Abs at October 19, 2018 10:58 PM (o4fG0)

326 Farmer, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:58 PM (miE9U)

327 The best thing you can do is one good set of push-ups every day
(increasing the number as you are able). That, alone, will help to keep
most of your body in shape. But you have to do good push-ups and not
cheat. One set a day, every day. And this will make all the other
exercises you do that much more effective.

Walk. Best thing I ever started was walk 10,000 steps every day. Whether a Fitbit or app on your phone it will get you moving.

Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 10:59 PM (K22Va)

328 Posted by: Farmer at October 19, 2018 10:51 PM (yJ1e6)

Thanks. I'll live. It's just that every time it seems like I might finally be getting traction on something, it slips away further than it was before. It's extremely frustrating.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 10:59 PM (NWiLs)

329 Congrats, but a warning. You will have to hide from AARP. They WILL find you with mail and calls.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


I always return the postcard from their mailings with a message that I will NEVER join their organization due to their helping to push Obamacare. I throw in the word "politicized" for good measure. I hardly ever get junk mail from them anymore. I don't think they like me.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 10:59 PM (+lVUW)

330 Believe it or not, your ass will acclimate, steve.

Always the hardest part, quite literally, of getting back on the bike.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 10:59 PM (3wGnw)

331 nebraska, where five of their seven wonders are built out of sod.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

332 Well, I am off to bed. Have a great evening, Hordelings.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 19, 2018 10:59 PM (/+bwe)

333 No, comments can't change justification like that.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 10:26 PM (I16G


Not for trying, though.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2018 11:00 PM (mUa7G)

334 318 The first phase of the TX Mo Me is officially in the books. No bail required.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2018 10:57 PM (MW0rc)


Thanks for checking in. Hope ya all have a blast and there is no more rain.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 11:00 PM (tIeHC)

335 The first phase of the TX Mo Me is officially in the books. No bail required.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2018 10:57 PM (MW0rc)

The prepay discount helps out, right?

Posted by: Miklos, with stylish ankle tech-accessory at October 19, 2018 11:00 PM (zCyNd)

336 The prepay discount helps out, right?
Posted by: Miklos, with stylish ankle tech-accessory at O



so you are saying they did not work it off?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 11:01 PM (MTjB1)

337 jakee308: "They're worse than the NRA for spam."

That doesn't seem physically possible. The NRA is horrific in this department. I think I was up to snail mail spam every third day. For a year. That's an enormous cost. Email? Multiple mailers a day. I only partially successfully unsubscribed to their seven or so direct mailing lists (and unknown number of third party mailing lists) after about nine months. I still get spam email from them and I had to quit my membership when Bush Jr. was in his first term.

They must think this kind of bombardment works; it drove me away though.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 19, 2018 11:01 PM (6eEQ+)

338
209 Nobody moves to Nebraska on purpose.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


My great, great grandfather in my Welsh lineage and his family lived there in the late-1870s to 1880. He died of some sort of fever in Early June of that year but was alive on the official 1880 Census date so he made it onto the ennumeration rolls. Anyway, he was in his casket and on display in the homestead but the weather was so hot that he "swole up" and burst the casket. That last detail came about through testimony from his widow when she was seeking the Civil War pension of her late second husband who, unknown to her, had not divorced his first wife when she married him. She did not get the pension. I'm convinced that news of that arrived in the mail the very day she died and the shock of that contributed to her death.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2018 11:01 PM (pNxlR)

339 I moved to the Lebanon Valley area.


Ah, Harrisburg area or near enough. I grew up north of Pittsburgh.


I grew up in Lancaster, with most of my mother's side of the family still living in Newport or other parts of Perry County.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 11:01 PM (3C9q2)

340 And B-Chasm - I'm glad to see you here and engaging with us. I'm sorry that such a tragic event was the impetus. There are really good people here who are willing to listen and help out however they can. This is a unique community of people on the interwebz. I've never seen anything like it.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 11:01 PM (NWiLs)

341 I live in Michigan and I dispute that candy corn is our favorite. NOT our favorite.
Posted by: cfo mom

I'm calling bullshit on Oklahoma liking double bubble, too. It's Copenhagen.

Also, thanks Palp for the Forever Slav.

Posted by: Blutarski at October 19, 2018 11:02 PM (+Tibp)

342 dartist: I'm walking too. But man, it's tough (for me at least) to do 10k steps a day. My normal route in the park I like, I can only do one lap, and that's about 2000 steps.

I think I need a bit more structure, coaching, and a more social experience, to help me along. Maybe I'm wasting my money but that's how I feel. We will see what works out.

The gym I checked out today was one of two I want to try. The other one, I'm attending a week from tomorrow at 8am. Hope I can get up. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:02 PM (miE9U)

343 so you are saying they did not work it off?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 11:01 PM (MTjB1)

Tonight's off. Boss was watching the Trump rally.

Posted by: Miklos, with stylish ankle tech-accessory at October 19, 2018 11:02 PM (zCyNd)

344

"Khashoggi Killed As Caravan Reaches Mexican Border"
Unfair and Unhinged. And Inaccurate.


FakeNews Shannon Bream is following MeAgain's career path.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 19, 2018 11:02 PM (LL1Be)

345 Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 19, 2018 11:01 PM (6eEQ+)

I finally wrote them a polite but nasty letter to stop sending me stuff. Or else.

That worked.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 11:02 PM (csdLd)

346 I've never seen anything like it.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 11:01 PM (NWiLs)

Soon.


We'll be in you neck of the non-woods in November.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 11:03 PM (5jVnA)

347 330 Believe it or not, your ass will acclimate, steve.

Always the hardest part, quite literally, of getting back on the bike.
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 10:59 PM (3wGnw)

You'll want to stand up every so often while on the bike. Direct, constant pressure on the crotch ain't good for the prostate. Plus, you don't want the "pins and needles" sensation in your junk. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 11:04 PM (NWiLs)

348
"Yeah, we're from California, and I at least am a native

----------------------------


Nah. Don't do that. Do what I did when I served my LDS mission in Eastern Washington *cough*cough*cough* years ago. Give them the name of the city that you're from. If you're from one of the big recognizable progressive bastions, like San Francisco, then tell them the name of the neighborhood that you're from, instead. And then tell them that the place you mentioned is located in XXXXX part of California.

Get them focused on *that* instead of on California as your place of origin.

Posted by: junior at October 19, 2018 11:04 PM (N3GAC)

349 The Horde cry out, 'Dydye Palpatine! We need more xardbas, superior xardbas, with Adidas and shkura.'
And I answer, ' Rossiya eto Rave'

https://youtu.be/Ac4dKqrs6QQ

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 19, 2018 11:04 PM (fA1SL)

350 28 Did anyone else say, "Huh. I wonder why I didn't know Gerald Ford said that?" I've long thought he was a much wiser man than he has been given credit for being.
Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 10:04 PM (4tG7v)



No. I thought it was Ford since the first time I had seen the quote it was attributed to him.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2018 11:04 PM (zRwJ/)

351 garrett, thanks and agreed. That's also what my coach told me.

It didn't hurt that there was also a young woman in the class who was friendly and encouraging to me. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:04 PM (miE9U)

352 >> Plus, you don't want the "pins and needles" sensation in your junk.


A century ride puts you way past pins and needles. And the return trip is oh, so much worse.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 11:05 PM (3wGnw)

353 Washington was flawed, but a much better man than most.
Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 10:58 PM (4tG7v)

....
Try "Never Caught" may move your needle. Well written, well researched, terrible job of citing her general commentary, but the original sources are irrefutable. If Marquis de LaFeyette is giving you shit, well.

As said wore the uniform and unrepentant Trumpster.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:05 PM (4YsU2)

354 Insom, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:05 PM (miE9U)

355 We'll be in you neck of the non-woods in November.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 11:03 PM (5jVnA)

No kidding? Where will you be, if you don't mind me asking?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 11:05 PM (NWiLs)

356 Out of curiosity, any idea what happened to them just a few years later when their country went mad?


Posted by: junior at October 19, 2018 10:40 PM (N3GAC)


DeGrasse I do not know.

I have a biography of Rochambeau that I read about twenty years ago. He became the chief general of the French Army after the American Revolution. During the French unpleasantness he was imprisoned and threatened with execution after the French armies initially did poorly after the revolution.* The foreign invasions, (IIRC), helped bring about the end of the Terror, and after the crisis of the Terror passed and the revolutionary armies had some triumphs he was released and was able to go home, and Comte de Rochambeau passed away.


*Go figure - no budget for salaries or supplies, or equipment; no drilling, no field training, and soldiers hiring out for *whatever* and they prove less than useful? Once the Terror ended, some money flowed army-ward, and zealous revolutionaries filled ranks that former royalist non-coms and low level officers could direct, then amazing things happened.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 11:05 PM (0QYMt)

357 I thought Florida's most disbursed candy would be tainted pixy sticks.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 11:05 PM (2DOZq)

358 Also, Chamois Butter if you encounter...
*cough*

chaffing

*cough-cough*.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 11:06 PM (3wGnw)

359 I live in Michigan and I dispute that candy corn is our favorite. NOT our favorite.
Posted by: cfo mom



Blame it on the Upper Peninsula. They're practically Canadian.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2018 11:06 PM (zRwJ/)

360
303 Gunter glieben glauchen globen
Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 10:54 PM (csdLd)


And all the girlies say you're pretty fly (for a white guy)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2018 11:06 PM (pNxlR)

361 A century ride puts you way past pins and needles. And the return trip is oh, so much worse.
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 11:05 PM (3wGnw)

I don't even want to think about it.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 11:06 PM (NWiLs)

362 230 Halloween party mix I make has candy corn and dry roasted peanuts. I know sounds disgusting, but it tastes like a Payday candy bar.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


The sweet and salty combination is yummy. That's why trail mix works.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 11:06 PM (+lVUW)

363 garrett, what's a century ride? 100 miles?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:07 PM (miE9U)

364 340 And B-Chasm - I'm glad to see you here and engaging with us. I'm sorry that such a tragic event was the impetus. There are really good people here who are willing to listen and help out however they can. This is a unique community of people on the interwebz. I've never seen anything like it.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 11:01 PM (NWiLs)

........

Agreed time 10

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:07 PM (4YsU2)

365 Personally I think it is all a con to get people to buy over-priced non gluten products.
Posted by: nerdygirl

In a lot of cases, I agree, but my assistant (who is *not* a full-on celiac, but has a definite reaction) can be made utterly miserable by what she calls "stealth-glutening". The physical signs, the rings around her eyes and the weird color? Yes, she's got a real problem with gluten. It has not been kind to her.

Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 11:07 PM (4tG7v)

366 No kidding? Where will you be, if you don't mind me asking?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 11:05 PM (NWiLs)


The house of mouse. If you are close, we'll try to get dinner or something. Mid month.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 11:07 PM (5jVnA)

367 And all the girlies say you're pretty fly (for a white guy Rabbi)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

FIFY

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 11:07 PM (xEuHL)

368 Salt water taffy for Washington State???
Bullshit!
Some east coast dork came up with that.
Posted by: Diogenes

True Washingtonians it would be a Mtn Bar from Bi-Mart
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 19, 2018 10:22 PM (77Uq3)


Big Hunk.

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2018 11:07 PM (XROPS)

369 >>I don't even want to think about it.


You don't want to think about my tingly junk?

This is because I'm Jewish, isn't it?

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 11:08 PM (3wGnw)

370 The house of mouse. If you are close, we'll try to get dinner or something. Mid month.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 11:07 PM (5jVnA)

That would be most excellent.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 11:08 PM (NWiLs)

371 every time you come across one of those 13.1 stickers on someone's car you have to wonder why quitters get stickers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 11:08 PM (MTjB1)

372
Blame it on the Upper Peninsula. They're practically Canadian.
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2018 11:06 PM (zRwJ/)


Hey, you try trick or treating on snowshoes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2018 11:08 PM (pNxlR)

373 >>>So here i am. It's weird. I don't know a soul here. No family. No friends. It was almost like throwing a dart at a map.



Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 10:47 PM (csdLd)

I did this over 40 years ago. It was a great to have no people with any preexisting opinions of me. Good luck.

Posted by: cfo mom at October 19, 2018 11:08 PM (RfzVr)

374 369 >>I don't even want to think about it.


You don't want to think about my tingly junk?

This is because I'm Jewish, isn't it?
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 11:08 PM (3wGnw)

You got me. Dead to rights.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 11:09 PM (NWiLs)

375 The only thing that saved Jefferson's legacy was the
Louisianna Purchase, which was one of the most important acts in
American history. Thank G-d Jefferson was such a hypocrite because he
had to go against everything he had been yelping about for years -
things he had been tearing others apart over, in pathetic and nasty and
untruthful ways - in order to carry out that deal. Then, he turned on a
dime and went against everything he claimed for years to buy that land -
a great act. The only truly great and important act that Jefferson
ever accomplished, but great enough to put him in the very top echelon
of American Presidents forever.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2018 10:38 PM (nEXx0)


Jefferson went ahead and bought it because it was such a good deal, and there had been concerns that part of the reason Napoleon was trying to retake Haiti was to control the whole of the Gulf of Mexico. With the Spanish possessions he could have done it too.

Jefferson expected Congress to pass a law to permit it or impeach him over it, but Congress just basically said he could do that if he really wanted, and then got in on land speculation.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2018 11:09 PM (mUa7G)

376 I loved Nanaimo bars when I lived in Pullman. So good and so caloric but I was in great shape in those days so I indulged.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2018 11:09 PM (4lu7W)

377 The sweet and salty combination is yummy. That's why trail mix works.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 11:06 PM (+lVUW)


Yep. Sweet and salty is awesome.

Chocolate covered pretzels!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2018 11:09 PM (nEXx0)

378 Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:05 PM (4YsU2)

Presentism is an evil catalyst for unfair condemnation.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 11:09 PM (2DOZq)

379


Mmmm,, Snickers bars. The only thing better is the dark chocolate Snickers bars.

Greetings fappers and fappees.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2018 11:09 PM (HaL55)

380 That doesn't seem physically possible. The NRA is horrific in this department. I think I was up to snail mail spam every third day. For a year. That's an enormous cost. Email? Multiple mailers a day. I only partially successfully unsubscribed to their seven or so direct mailing lists (and unknown number of third party mailing lists) after about nine months. I still get spam email from them and I had to quit my membership when Bush Jr. was in his first term.

They must think this kind of bombardment works; it drove me away though.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 19, 2018 11:01 PM (6eEQ+)

They think it works on members because it's one of their most effective strategies when dealing with politicians (or so I've read).

Posted by: Surfperch at October 19, 2018 11:10 PM (o4fG0)

381 Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 11:06 PM (+lVUW)

Yep. Sweet and salty is awesome.

Chocolate covered pretzels!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2018 11:09 PM (nEXx0)

I love those damn things. I can eat a bagful by myself in one sitting. Which is why I almost never buy them.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 11:10 PM (NWiLs)

382 342
dartist: I'm walking too. But man, it's tough (for me at least) to do
10k steps a day. My normal route in the park I like, I can only do one
lap, and that's about 2000 steps.

It's tough if your body isn't strong enough. I started after a heart attack and I could hardly walk a block. Worse in the winter but I started pacing in my house. You might be surprised at how long you can go. Then as you get stronger add the basement stairs or 5 lb. weights. Living alone keeps people from laughing at me, lol. I wish you good luck friend.

Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 11:10 PM (K22Va)

383 @356 Go figure - no budget for salaries or supplies, or equipment; no
drilling, no field training, and soldiers hiring out for *whatever* and
they prove less than useful?
--------------

But ideology will allow the army to triumph over all of its oppressive foes!
I wonder where we've heard that in the last hundred or so years...

Posted by: junior at October 19, 2018 11:10 PM (N3GAC)

384 Yes. 100+ steve.

The last few miles are an experience like no other.

You start fantasizing about Hobos with Shotguns being just over the crest of the next rise, hoping they are there and willing to shoot you.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 11:10 PM (3wGnw)

385 Insomniac, I have the same problem with Funyuns.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:11 PM (miE9U)

386 The only thing that saved Jefferson's legacy was the
Louisianna Purchase, which was one of the most important acts in
American history. Thank G-d Jefferson was such a hypocrite because he
had to go against everything he had been yelping about for years -
things he had been tearing others apart over, in pathetic and nasty and
untruthful ways - in order to carry out that deal. Then, he turned on a
dime and went against everything he claimed for years to buy that land -
a great act. The only truly great and important act that Jefferson
ever accomplished, but great enough to put him in the very top echelon
of American Presidents forever.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2018 10:38 PM (nEXx0)



Well he also realized muslims were a bunch of thugs that you don't appease but need to fight.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2018 11:11 PM (zRwJ/)

387 garrett, oh man.
I'd probably just fall of the bike and let myself die. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:11 PM (miE9U)

388 Oh yeah.

Khashoggi was a "journalist".

Also, L'trecia? The cute black high school chick that gave me fries at the drive-thru tonight?

Yep. Journalist.
My dog?

A Canine Journalist.

That bug that just hit the porchlight?

Squirted "journalistic integrity" all over the glass.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 19, 2018 11:11 PM (LL1Be)

389 Ace's Google Search: Shelf Construction in 5 Easy Steps

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2018 11:11 PM (QMwOT)

390

I miss Zero bars.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2018 11:11 PM (HaL55)

391 371; y5 those damn stickers really piss me off for some reason. get your malnourished ass off the road and trot yourself to your destination. can't drive worth a fuck anyway. pompous assholes. around here, they have a fucking marathon every weekend. tie up traffic like a little bitch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 11:12 PM (KP5rU)

392 Our favorite candy is Pinconning cheese, pasty, and IPA beer. In reverse order.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 19, 2018 10:56 PM (/+bwe)


YES!! Pinconning Cheese!!!! There is Horrock's, this farm market place in Lansing about 2 miles from me. They have Pinconning Cheese, so lovely! And so much more. I directed my late mother to it when she and dad came to see my new house and she fell in love with it.

You can get beer there. And walk around the store drinking beer.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 11:12 PM (0QYMt)

393 I have switched over to Snickers Almond when I go for a Snickers.

I miss the planters nut bars that were essentially not so brittle, brittle.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 11:12 PM (3wGnw)

394 378 Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:05 PM (4YsU2)

Presentism is an evil catalyst for unfair condemnation.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 11:09 PM (2DOZq)

....

I think that is a very fair comment. But having read Jefferson at great lengths conclude he knew better.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:12 PM (4YsU2)

395 Speaking of Trump rallies, it appears he may be coming to Carbondale IL (far southern part of the state) on Oct. 27 to campaign for the local GOP Congresscritter (Mike Bost). Any Morons in the area besides SMH?

Posted by: Secret Square at October 19, 2018 11:12 PM (9WuX0)

396 Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2018 11:09 PM (mUa7G

They went in only to purchase New Orleans and some of the surrounding area but Napoleon wanted money to fund his European campaigns and made an offer they couldn't refuse. We paid most of the 15 million with a couple of European Bank loans.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 11:12 PM (2DOZq)

397 385 Insomniac, I have the same problem with Funyuns.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:11 PM (miE9U)

My Achilles' heel of that category of snack foods is Cheetos puffs.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 11:12 PM (NWiLs)

398 Backwards Boy, I see Zero bars at Walmart a lot of the times I'm checking out there.

Not a horrible idea: white exterior, dark interior (opposite of most candy bars).

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:13 PM (miE9U)

399 Imdontn know anout the other guy, but Rochambeau narrowly escaped a trip to
the guillotine, after being arrested during the terror-times. Later Napoleon gave him a pension.

Posted by: SarahW at October 19, 2018 11:13 PM (g1vnC)

400 Thanks. I'll live. It's just that every time it seems like I might finally be getting traction on something, it slips away further than it was before. It's extremely frustrating.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 10:59

I'm sure it is, but I know you are a good dude, that's for sure. Do not doubt that. Be well.
T

Posted by: Farmer at October 19, 2018 11:13 PM (yJ1e6)

401 I love those damn things. I can eat a bagful by myself in one sitting. Which is why I almost never buy them.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 11:10 PM (NWiLs)


Same here. They're almost too good.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2018 11:13 PM (nEXx0)

402 I don't know if this is physically possible, but I think I have negative fucks to give about Khashoggi.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 11:13 PM (xEuHL)

403 Well he also realized muslims were a bunch of thugs that you don't appease but need to fight.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2018 11:11 PM (zRwJ/)


Wrong! Jefferson said "submit unto Allah, ye infidels."


It's in his copy of the holy Quran (I know, I wrote it in during a prayer break)

Posted by: Rep. Keith X Ellison at October 19, 2018 11:13 PM (zCyNd)

404 Oh I was just noting that the only reason i'm living here was this was as far as I could get on the money I had and the time I had to make the move.

There is no other reason. I found a well setup place for the price and bought it and started moving my stuff.

I would've preferred somewhere further south but then I couldn't have moved piecemeal over months and the property prices were more than I could afford.

PA is a decent state for retirees and I live in an area that is rural but not in the sticks so I could actually get around without a car if I had to. property taxes got readjusted and believe it or not they went down for me so that's an extra.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 11:14 PM (csdLd)

405 Horrocks is awesome. Good coffee and garden center too. And cheese. So many cheese.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2018 11:14 PM (IqOTP)

406 Insom, oh yeah. I still remember the nacho cheese puffs. OMG.

And I've always enjoyed the 'peanut brittle'-style bars, Munch and Planter's.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:14 PM (miE9U)

407 >> I see Zero bars at Walmart a lot of the times I'm checking out there.

>>Not a horrible idea: white exterior, dark interior (opposite of most candy bars).


They are my favorite!

Posted by: Sean King at October 19, 2018 11:14 PM (3wGnw)

408 Posted by: Farmer at October 19, 2018 11:13 PM (yJ1e6)

Much appreciated.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 11:14 PM (NWiLs)

409 So here i am. It's weird. I don't know a soul here. No family. No friends. It was almost like throwing a dart at a map.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 10:47 PM (csdLd)

I did this over 40 years ago. It was a great to have no people with any preexisting opinions of me. Good luck.
Posted by: cfo mom at October 19, 2018 11:08 PM (RfzVr)

-------------

I did this 32 years ago. Chicago to Atlanta. I was a fair bit more center left back then, at 24 y/o. Leaving Chicago was the best thing I have ever done, with the exception of fathering my daughter.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 11:14 PM (I16G8)

410 Can't spell "journalism" without I-S-L-A-M.

Go Wapo!

Posted by: mikeyG at October 19, 2018 11:14 PM (LL1Be)

411 Well he also realized muslims were a bunch of thugs that you don't appease but need to fight.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2018 11:11 PM (zRwJ/)


Good point. I have to keep that in mind when I'm assessing Jefferson.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2018 11:15 PM (nEXx0)

412 Rochambeau only survived because of Robespierre's death.

Posted by: SarahW at October 19, 2018 11:15 PM (g1vnC)

413 I would have thought that Salt Water Taffy would have been big in NJ and Hershey's in Pennsylvania.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2018 11:15 PM (o1fzk)

414 397.
My Achilles' heel of that category of snack foods is Cheetos puffs.
Posted by: Insomniac
**
Dude, you will NOT find that when you're the heroic warrior-lawyer of SMR, commander of armor and artillery in glorious Novorossiya. Semechki, my bratishka.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 19, 2018 11:16 PM (fA1SL)

415 394 378 Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:05 PM (4YsU2)

Presentism is an evil catalyst for unfair condemnation.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 11:09 PM (2DOZq)

....

I think that is a very fair comment. But having read Jefferson at great lengths conclude he knew better.
Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:12 PM (4YsU2)

Definitely agree that some things men do can be judged immoral or wrong regardless of the time period in which they occurred .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 11:16 PM (2DOZq)

416 It's only a matter of time before, in a goodwill gesture to the press, Pres Trump offers any journalist who wants to go, a fully paid round-trip vacation in Riyadh. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:16 PM (miE9U)

417 Really sorry I missed the Nancy Pelosi thread.

So proud of my congresscrunt. She makes me proud every day, even if there is collateral damage.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 19, 2018 11:16 PM (cbPhc)

418 Horrocks has good ginger candies too.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2018 11:16 PM (IqOTP)

419 So here i am. It's weird. I don't know a soul here. No family. No friends. It was almost like throwing a dart at a map.

Posted by: jakee308 at O




have done this several times. it is good for you. you will have fun.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 11:16 PM (MTjB1)

420 My Achilles' heel of that category of snack foods is Cheetos puffs.

Grammie winger likes Cheetos too, so you're in very good company.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 11:17 PM (3C9q2)

421 Rochambeau

I thought that was the game where you kick each other in the nuts?

Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 11:17 PM (csdLd)

422 Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 11:06 PM (+lVUW)

Exactly sweet savory balance is perfect. I usually go with a 1 lbs candy corn to 2 lbs peanuts. Then usually sit down and finish it by myself. Same effect as drinking too much - I swear I will never do it again.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 19, 2018 11:17 PM (77Uq3)

423


I'll keep an eye out for them next time I go to WalMart, qdpsteve.

And I still need to get some pralines from that place in Savannah by Factor's Walk. Or anywhere, really.

Hmm, brb...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2018 11:17 PM (HaL55)

424 I just saw on YouTube that Elizabeth Warren is starting a new #mesioux movement.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 19, 2018 11:17 PM (HiLJ1)

425 Semechki, my bratishka.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 19, 2018 11:16 PM (fA1SL)

Vodka for my horses, and semechki for my men!

Posted by: Asst. Voivod Miklos at October 19, 2018 11:17 PM (zCyNd)

426 Jefferson expected Congress to pass a law to permit it or impeach him over it, but Congress just basically said he could do that if he really wanted, and then got in on land speculation.


Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2018 11:09 PM (mUa7G)


It did become a treaty, right? So that is entirely in the federal wheelhouse. And I do not expect that there were many people who believed the federal government could not buy land from a foreign government to add to the territories, or sell that land to another foreign government.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 11:17 PM (0QYMt)

427 @416 It's only a matter of time before, in a goodwill gesture to the press,
Pres Trump offers any journalist who wants to go, a fully paid
round-trip vacation in Riyadh. ;-)
--------------------

Shouldn't that be a one-way ticket? I've heard that Riyadh is such a great place for journalists that they'll never come home!

Posted by: junior at October 19, 2018 11:18 PM (N3GAC)

428 The only candy worse than circus peanuts are those strips of paper with colored candy dots.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 11:18 PM (+lVUW)

429 To everyone who hands out candy corn on Halloween, allow me to share wisdom from that king of candy, Willy Wonka.

"No. Stop. Don't."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 19, 2018 11:18 PM (cbPhc)

430
So the Phillies aren't the only disappointment to come out of Philly.


No kidding!

-- 1.5 cents per-ounce tax on soda

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2018 11:19 PM (pNxlR)

431
Definitely agree that some things men do can be judged immoral or wrong regardless of the time period in which they occurred .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 11:16 PM (2DOZq)

.....

Gawd, all this Hordian respectfull discourse is still making me dizzy.

I love Jeff too, just wish he had pulled a## out of head before died. Sigh.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:19 PM (4YsU2)

432 qdpsteve from #342 -

I walk, on average, with an office job, 15500 steps per day.

If I can help you, please let me know. I love to walk. I have found a bunch of strategies to do it, and I am more than happy to share.

Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 11:19 PM (4tG7v)

433 I think that is a very fair comment. But having read Jefferson at great lengths conclude he knew better.
Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:12 PM (4YsU2)

Definitely agree that some things men do can be judged immoral or wrong regardless of the time period in which they occurred .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 11:16 PM (2DOZq)

But I would be reserved about placing Jefferson in that category.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 11:20 PM (5jVnA)

434 Have a Halloween party to go to tomorrow night. The costume theme is a famous dead person. I told her to go as Ruth Bader Ginsberg. She says but she's not dead, I said there's still time.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 19, 2018 11:20 PM (Rz2Nc)

435 402 I don't know if this is physically possible, but I think I have negative fucks to give about Khashoggi.

----

I think via the transitive property that means you have fucks to take.

Posted by: a Palestinian at October 19, 2018 11:21 PM (NhgkA)

436 The only candy worse than circus peanuts are those strips of paper with colored candy dots.

Do they still make those things? I haven't seen them in years.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 11:21 PM (3C9q2)

437
428 The only candy worse than circus peanuts are those strips of paper with colored candy dots.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 11:18 PM (+lVUW)


Bit-O-Honey

* mic drop *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2018 11:21 PM (pNxlR)

438 Shouldn't that be a one-way ticket? I've heard that Riyadh is such a great place for journalists that they'll never come home!

Posted by: junior at October 19, 2018 11:18 PM (N3GAC)


Welcome to Khobar Towers and Suites, news persons.

Posted by: "Frank" Farsi, guest end-of-life experience associate at October 19, 2018 11:21 PM (zCyNd)

439 Alright, it's late enough in the evening for me to bug you with another story. It's got many words, my apologies, but it's fun.

My boss at the school, in addition to his duty as school director, plays drums in a rock band that plays around the local bars.

On occasion his guitarist, a long-haired 26 year old, will stop by the school while I am teaching, grab a beer out of the fridge and hang out, so I have gotten to be friends with him.

He popped in last night, which was his birthday with my boss and they both told me they had already voted (for Marsha Blackburn) and I asked Jim the guitarist when he started voting and why Republican.

His story was this, he dated a SJW chick from a very liberal family a few years back and every time a political or social issue came up in conversation and he would try to voice his opinion, she would tell him to shut up, that he didn't vote so his opinion didn't matter.

Sick of the treatment, he went and registered to vote and voted for the first time in the 2016 presidential election. The next time politics came up, she stated the same thing, to which he responded "But I did vote" and produced his voter registration card and showed her a picture on his cell phone where he selected Trump on the ballot.

He said she got furious and said she couldn't date a misogynist or a racist. He countered that he would never have voted if she hadn't told him he had to. She said it didn't matter, she wouldn't date a Trump voter.

So this year he voted for Marsha Blackburn, took the picture of it and texted it to her as welll as a picture of his new hot girlfriend in a MAGA hat. He says he is now a conservative voter for life.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2018 11:21 PM (7KYhd)

440 425. Heh. Give it time.....we move many stronk warrior heroes and maidens of SMR to Texas. In one generation, we have Cossack/Apache/Mongol horse-people raiding Canada.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 19, 2018 11:21 PM (fA1SL)

441 I loved Circus Peanuts as a kid. Not now. Sweet Tarts were also good.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 11:21 PM (tIeHC)

442 Dianna, thanks! :-)

junior, can't believe I didn't think of that. Good point! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:21 PM (miE9U)

443 Hot Tamales? What the heck even are those?

I call shenanigans, top grocery candy is Reece's like everybody else.

Posted by: SarahW at October 19, 2018 11:22 PM (g1vnC)

444 But I would be reserved about placing Jefferson in that category.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 11:20 PM (5jVnA)

.....

Love you in a non gehy way, but yah pretty sure Jeff knew better.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:22 PM (4YsU2)

445 Replenish your Fucks, morons!


It's almost Fucksgiving!

Posted by: mikeyG at October 19, 2018 11:22 PM (LL1Be)

446 Okay, now it's time for me to get in trouble.

I *like* Bit-O-Honey!!
Also Chick-O-Sticks. Yum.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:22 PM (miE9U)

447 They think it works on members because it's one of their most effective strategies when dealing with politicians (or so I've read).
Posted by: Surfperch at October 19, 2018 11:10 PM (o4fG0)

--------------

I was enrolled, for free and without my permission, in the NRA with a purchase of 3k rounds of .223 in 2007. The paper mail alone would have gotten me to quit, but the email was just about every phuching day. I can only assume that, like AARP, they do this crap in order to pad their membership numbers, falsely.

Also, to sell ads in their monthly rags with fake circulation numbers.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 11:23 PM (I16G8)

448 Bit-O-Honey

* mic drop *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2018 11:21 PM (pNxlR)

I like those.

Nobody likes the ribbon candy that comes pre-fused to depression glass bowls in grandmas' houses.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2018 11:23 PM (IqOTP)

449 Bit-O-Honey

* mic drop *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2018 11:21

Do even make those still? They were the worst. I swear dentists gave them out to get business. Those things stuck like glue to your teeth.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 11:23 PM (tIeHC)

450
405 Horrocks is awesome. Good coffee and garden center too. And cheese. So many cheese.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2018 11:14 PM (IqOTP)


Yes, you know the truth of Horrock's.


Fact: I have friends (stop laughing) and she worked there in high school and she would hand out flowers to the woman shoppers.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 11:23 PM (0QYMt)

451 Oklahoma: Double Bubble ????

I don't think so.

People who gave

Double.

Posted by: mindful webworker - by gum! at October 19, 2018 11:24 PM (ECLlc)

452 Congratulations, Dianna! You give me hope.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 19, 2018 11:24 PM (Lqy/e)

453 Bitter Clinger: love the story! Thanks for sharing that. Gives me hope.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:24 PM (miE9U)

454 In news completely unrelated to anything we're discussing here...

New, big update for the PS4 Spider-Man game. Hmm...

Posted by: junior at October 19, 2018 11:24 PM (N3GAC)

455 What are Chick-o-Sticks? Never heard of those.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 11:24 PM (tIeHC)

456 That was supposed to say...

People who gave out gum for Halloween got tricked.

Double.

Posted by: mindful webworker - by gum! at October 19, 2018 11:24 PM (ECLlc)

457 hot girlfriend in a MAGA hat. He says he is now a conservative voter for life.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2018 11:21 PM (7KYhd)


We definitely have the better deal on womens.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 11:25 PM (5jVnA)

458 platypus, rod-like sticks of sugary candy that's something like the inside of a Butterfinger bar. They look/sound gross but are actually delicious.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:25 PM (miE9U)

459 Heh. Give it time.....we move many stronk warrior heroes and maidens of SMR to Texas.

Is there an Exchange Traded Fund specializing in Texas Polka futures?

Posted by: Miklos, canny investor at October 19, 2018 11:25 PM (zCyNd)

460 427 @416 It's only a matter of time before, in a goodwill gesture to the press,
Pres Trump offers any journalist who wants to go, a fully paid
round-trip vacation in Riyadh. ;-)
--------------------

Shouldn't that be a one-way ticket? I've heard that Riyadh is such a great place for journalists that they'll never come home!

Posted by: junior at October 19, 2018 11:18 PM (N3GAC)

---


I believe that there is such a thing as a 2/3rds way ticket

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 19, 2018 11:25 PM (NhgkA)

461 The Louisiana Purchase made the United States what it is today. Totally different country without it.

The US as a created nation is totally unique in history.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 11:25 PM (csdLd)

462 I have to get the absolute fuck out of Crook County but it isn't healthy to get too far back in the bush alone. I'm doing a recon into cheeseland to start scouting me out a place tomorrow.

Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 11:26 PM (K22Va)

463 I forgot chic o sticks. I think they were some kind of toffee.

Posted by: SarahW at October 19, 2018 11:26 PM (g1vnC)

464 Hot Tamales? What the heck even are those?




They are most popular in TWO states! That surprised me.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 11:26 PM (tIeHC)

465 buzzsaw90, yup, Pinochet tours can do the flying ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:26 PM (miE9U)

466 Is it wrong to want somebody to be a rapist? I mean, rape is a bad thing. I don't want more of it. But I'd be giddy if cocksucking Sherrod Brown and his stupid tainted Chinese dog food commercials gets taken down by #MeToo.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 19, 2018 11:26 PM (icI8A)

467 Fuck Khashoggi.


Next!

Posted by: mikeyG at October 19, 2018 11:26 PM (LL1Be)

468 SarahW, not quite toffee. Rod-like bars made of something similar to the inside of a Butterfinger bar.

Trust me, they're good!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:27 PM (miE9U)

469 435: I'm happy AF about Khashoggi's demise in the same way I'm happy when the Israelis take out a similar piece of shit. My main question is why does the WP have this sort of MB, Al Qaeda friendly asshole writing opinion pieces anyway? Did he inherit some of uncle Adnan's fortune or is it just the de rigeur Israel hate. The Prince with the Salmon in his name is to be congratulated, I see this as a diet Sisi move (just hoping Sisi executes Morsi soon)

Posted by: CN at October 19, 2018 11:27 PM (U7k5w)

470 283 YouTube Aerial America Nebraska and you will get the highlights of the state. Or any other state you're interested in. ( ignore the Lefty narration)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret A



or squat down until your kitchen counter is eye level.
Posted by: yankeefifth


Heh. Kinda mean, but true.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 11:27 PM (+lVUW)

471 So this year he voted for Marsha Blackburn, took the picture of it and texted it to her as welll as a picture of his new hot girlfriend in a MAGA hat. He says he is now a conservative voter for life.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

*wipes tear*
That's beautiful man.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 11:27 PM (xEuHL)

472 Love you in a non gehy way, but yah pretty sure Jeff knew better.
Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:22 PM (4YsU2)


Whether he knew or didn't, he's a product of the times. I'll give him a pass.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 11:27 PM (5jVnA)

473 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick-O-Stick

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:28 PM (miE9U)

474
Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 10:47 PM (csdLd)


Of four siblings, I'm the one who moved furthest from home. First to grad school in California, then to the Atlantic Seaboard. I knew no one in either location at first, but I did alright in making aquaintences and staying gainfully employed. No jail time so far!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2018 11:28 PM (pNxlR)

475 254 Forced to eat one.

Candy corn or Circus peanuts or marshmallow peeps?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 10:45 PM (2DOZq)

----

yeah, like forcing me to get blown by a stripper. Not sure which shows I have less taste.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 19, 2018 11:28 PM (NhgkA)

476 Conservative women are hotter. Liberal women are easier to pump and dump.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 19, 2018 11:28 PM (icI8A)

477 462 I have to get the absolute fuck out of Crook County but it isn't healthy to get too far back in the bush alone. I'm doing a recon into cheeseland to start scouting me out a place tomorrow.
Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 11:26 PM (K22Va)

......

Come to KCMO. We need your vote and it is a vibrtant urban experience. Just dont go east of Troost.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:28 PM (4YsU2)

478 Fact: I have friends (stop laughing) and she worked there in high school and she would hand out flowers to the woman shoppers.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 11:23 PM (0QYMt)

Aw. It's definitely that kind of place. Last time I was there they had a table of free cooked corn on the cob out front, just grab some and eat it as you're shopping.

I've stopped in at bizarro-Horrock's in Battle Creek too, it's on the way to the VA clinic. Just once. It was too weird.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2018 11:29 PM (IqOTP)

479 Nooe, wrong memory. Chick o sticks are crunchy peanut butter and toasted coconut candy.

Why did they call them chick or sticks? Is the coconut supposed to be feathers or something?

Posted by: SarahW at October 19, 2018 11:29 PM (g1vnC)

480 I *like* Bit-O-Honey!!

I have friends from the Midwest who are hooked on Twin Bing cherry candy bars ("hand made in Sioux City, Iowa"). I had never heard of them but evidently anyone can order them now from Walmart or Amazon.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 11:29 PM (3C9q2)

481 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2018 11:19 PM (pNxlR)

Mayor Nutter

Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 11:29 PM (csdLd)

482 I don't know that I have ever in my life got Hot Tamales whilst Trick or Treating. Or gotten them to hand out.

I genuinely have no clue where the Hoosier Hot Tamale love is coming from.

Posted by: TickledPink at October 19, 2018 11:29 PM (TL2pK)

483 Good night all

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2018 11:30 PM (l9m7l)

484 *writes down Twin Bing cherry bats*

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 11:30 PM (tIeHC)

485 Basement Cat, oh yeah.

I also love those chocolate-covered maraschino cherries. Seems like they're always overpriced though (except at Valentine's Day).

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:30 PM (miE9U)

486 Sweet Tarts...

Gosh I liked them when I was a kid. Bet they wouldn't be as awesome as I remember them if I had them now.

Anyone remember a candy bar called (I think) 7 Up. It had 7 sections, 1 like a Mounds bar, 1 like a Mars, 1 with a caramel center, etc. Used to really enjoy those. It was as if you had a single bite of each of your favorites.

Posted by: cfo mom at October 19, 2018 11:30 PM (RfzVr)

487 @469 My main question is why does the WP have this sort of MB, Al Qaeda friendly asshole writing opinion pieces anyway?
-------------------

The guy was connected. He had ties to Saudi Intelligence before 9/11, in addition to his ties with Bin Ladin (the two might actually be related...). So he did know a lot about the Middle East. If he hadn't been MB, then he actually could have been quite useful to any news organization that was interested in having a good Middle East analyst on staff.

Also, the current Middle East flavor of the month among the progs is anti-House of Saud, pro-Iran. I don't know how well he'd mesh with the latter, but he'd definitely match up with the former.

Posted by: junior at October 19, 2018 11:30 PM (N3GAC)

488 414 397.
My Achilles' heel of that category of snack foods is Cheetos puffs.
Posted by: Insomniac
**
Dude, you will NOT find that when you're the heroic warrior-lawyer of SMR, commander of armor and artillery in glorious Novorossiya. Semechki, my bratishka.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 19, 2018 11:16 PM (fA1SL)

Hmmm. Well, there's always the black market.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 11:30 PM (NWiLs)

489 Heh. Give it time.....we move many stronk warrior heroes and maidens of SMR to Texas.

My Dad was from a part of east Texas where each little town was settled by a different group. Dad was Fritz, another was Czech (what we called Bohunk), another was I-talian. Kinda cool that the names in those towns today are the same.

My point is that SMR is strong in Texas.

Posted by: Blutarski at October 19, 2018 11:30 PM (+Tibp)

490 @476

Crap, am I a liberal after all?

Posted by: TickledPink at October 19, 2018 11:30 PM (TL2pK)

491 Have a Halloween party to go to tomorrow night. The costume theme is a famous dead person. I told her to go as Ruth Bader Ginsberg. She says but she's not dead, I said there's still time.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 19, 2018 11:20

Her comments about her "friend" Scalia put her on my shit list. What a nasty bitch.

Posted by: Farmer at October 19, 2018 11:30 PM (yJ1e6)

492 SarahW, yup. Don't know why they got such a weird name.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:30 PM (miE9U)

493 Do they still make Crunchy Frog? Those were good.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2018 11:31 PM (IqOTP)

494 Whether he knew or didn't, he's a product of the times. I'll give him a pass.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 11:27 PM (5jVn?

.......

Agreed. Still wish he had risen to the challenge.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:31 PM (4YsU2)

495 I also like the 100 Grand bars.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:31 PM (miE9U)

496 Come to KCMO. We need your vote and it is a vibrtant urban experience. Just dont go east of Troost.

Thanks, I'll add it to the list.

Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 11:31 PM (K22Va)

497 FUN FACT

By February of 1865, Chick-O-Sticks were selling in Atlanta for nearly 50 Confederate dollars apiece.

Many examples can still be viewed at county historical societies and small town gas stations across the Deep South.

Posted by: Miklos, non-tenured historian at October 19, 2018 11:31 PM (zCyNd)

498 My point is that SMR is strong in Texas.
Posted by: Blutarski at October 19, 2018 11:30 PM (+Tibp)

Same with Nebraska.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 11:32 PM (5jVnA)

499
I'm happy AF about Khashoggi's demise in the same way I'm happy when the Israelis take out a similar piece of shit. My main question is why does the WP have this sort of MB, Al Qaeda friendly asshole writing opinion pieces anyway?


And right there you have the question no one is asking. What special insights did he bring to the party that WaPo brought him on board? Answer that and I still won't give a shit, but it would put to a lie the BS about Jschool credentialism.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2018 11:32 PM (pNxlR)

500 Come to KCMO. We need your vote and it is a vibrtant urban experience. Just dont go east of Troost.

KCMO is wonderful.

Posted by: Blutarski at October 19, 2018 11:33 PM (+Tibp)

501 I still like SweetTarts. And Lemonheads.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 11:33 PM (0QYMt)

502 485 Basement Cat, oh yeah.

I also love those chocolate-covered maraschino cherries. Seems like they're always overpriced though (except at Valentine's Day).
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:30 PM (miE9U)

Day after Valentine's Day. All the hearts and candy shit goes on clearance so they can put the Easter shit up on the shelves.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 11:33 PM (NWiLs)

503 Re NRA: They have to know that a percentage of their membership will NEVER be enticed to do ANYTHING as a result of one of their mailings.

I'm one of those people.

Why don't they give us an opt-out option? It would reduce their costs tremendously.

(NRA certainly isn't alone in this. I now realize that donating to Samaritan's Purse was a big mistake.)

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 19, 2018 11:33 PM (HiLJ1)

504 Insom, yup. The Broken Hearts sale. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:34 PM (miE9U)

505 Night BeckChas

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:34 PM (4YsU2)

506 498. We are settled on the steppes, and we wait. We wait.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 19, 2018 11:35 PM (fA1SL)

507 Khashoggi is dead?


But where will I get my Muslim Brotherhood, Terrorist, Jew-hating Wahabist extremist news?

Posted by: mikeyG at October 19, 2018 11:35 PM (LL1Be)

508 482
I don't know that I have ever in my life got Hot Tamales whilst Trick or Treating. Or gotten them to hand out.

Candy right? They came in those flat boxes that you could make a whistle out of by tearing the flaps off one end and blowing in the other.

Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 11:35 PM (K22Va)

509 Good point. I have to keep that in mind when I'm assessing Jefferson.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2018 11:15 PM (nEXx0)


I would point out that one of the first things he did on being elected to Virginia House of Burgesses (Virginia colonial legislature) was to propose a law to end slavery. He was verbally abused by just about every other member.

He also wound up rewriting the rules on inheritance for the state that ended primogeniture and entailment to the eldest child, which broke up the great estates the size of Rhode Island.

He was very much a polymath, and one of those people that look into everything. He was not a modern man, and he did not have modern attitudes.

Kevin Gutzman refers to him as a sort of "American Phillippe Egalite", the fabulously wealthy and powerful scion of immensely powerful families who chose equality over his own ascension to even grater state and power.

Gutzman admits that he has no idea why.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2018 11:35 PM (mUa7G)

510 These content-rich poats confuse and anger me. I like Ace's "feeling shitty just now, here's a ball of twine to play with" poats.


no idea what top talk about first.


I'll hang up and listen.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 19, 2018 11:35 PM (iafLg)

511 Subidize poverty you get more of it

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 19, 2018 11:35 PM (KXflM)

512 Just sent in my 23andMe test the other day. I bet I'm more diverse than Lizzie Warren.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 19, 2018 11:35 PM (icI8A)

513 dartist. Come to Wisconsin. We have cheese. And we're nice. Not like those other states.

Posted by: grammie winger's in Sedona at October 19, 2018 11:35 PM (5jrWk)

514 I never knew of 7 Up bars. Now I want one.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 11:35 PM (tIeHC)

515 mikeyG: There's always CNN.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:35 PM (miE9U)

516 My husband is going out first, so I can close up my office in San Francisco. We are going to spend Christmas in Georgia!
Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 10:25 PM (4tG7v)

===

So, so envious.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 19, 2018 11:36 PM (cbPhc)

517 Kashoggi . . . .
Sounds like Yogi.
Yogi . . . Yogi Bear.
Bear, Russia, COLLUSION!
Checkmate, Comrade Trump.

Posted by: Bob Mueller, sitting up alone late at night, failing as hard as he can at October 19, 2018 11:36 PM (H5knJ)

518
Help, I accidentally chopped a Kashoggi into a thousand pieces.

Posted by: Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud at October 19, 2018 11:36 PM (f1Vqw)

519 I miss Sky Bars.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2018 11:36 PM (TdMsT)

520 Wikipedia says Chick o sticks for the name because one of the sales guys thought it resembled fried chicken.

They used to have a chicken sheriff on the packaging but they later decided it helped people people mistake it for a chicken flavor cracker.

Posted by: SarahW at October 19, 2018 11:36 PM (g1vnC)

521 I've found I really like Laffy Taffy.
Comes in some pretty tasty flavors.
Trickiest part is getting 'em out of the wrapper. They're taffy so they're super sticky...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:36 PM (miE9U)

522 Anyone remember a candy bar called (I think) 7 Up. It had 7 sections, 1 like a Mounds bar, 1 like a Mars, 1 with a caramel center, etc. Used to really enjoy those.

I remember those. They were made by a company called Pearson's that discontinued them in 1979. Pearson's web site says that they began making 7 Up bars in 1951 after they acquired the Trudeau (no joke) Candy Company in 1951.

http://pearsonscandy.com/history

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 11:37 PM (3C9q2)

523 My favorite old school candy was the Brach's caramel cube.

I remember when every grocery store had the bins where you would scoop and bag your own candy. Also good for the occasional free range grazing.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 11:37 PM (2DOZq)

524 309 @293 Personally I think it is all a con to get people to buy over-priced non gluten products.
-------------------

There are a very few people who are actually deathly allergic to it. I've got a friend who claims to fall into that category. That's not the only food allergy she has.

For the rest, so far as I can tell it's just another health fad.
I was talking with someone who has the allergy (not the friend I mentioned above), and she said that the fad is a mixed blessing for her. She can find a lot more stuff now that's gluten free. But at the same time, some of the companies cheat with their products since the people only doing it for the fad will never know the difference. So something with the label - even at a restaurant - can still cause her to get sick.
Posted by: junior


Yeah, I said "all a con" even though I knew about celiac's and how serious it can be. The other downside for people who have celiac's is that food preparers and the rest of us see so many of the fad people that those with the actual allergy aren't always taken seriously. The same thing happens with peanut allergy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 11:37 PM (+lVUW)

525 KCMO is wonderful.
Posted by: Blutarski at October 19, 2018 11:33 PM (+Tibp)

.....

Yes it is.KCMOMOMI?

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:37 PM (4YsU2)

526 Agreed. Still wish he had risen to the challenge.
Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:31 PM (4YsU2)

Not too concerned about it, here. By accounts I have read, he was very compassionate, I think I had read that he educated at least some, etc. Rather progressive for the time. I also seem to recall the preservation of slavery being held as a necessary evil in the ratification of the Constitution. Would I trade that for a slave-free Jefferson? Hard to say yes, there.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 11:37 PM (5jVnA)

527 SarahW, yup.

Hmmm... a fried chicken candy bar... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:37 PM (miE9U)

528 507 Khashoggi is dead?

eh, just as well. That shit bunges me up bigly. I prefer Kaboom with Yoo-hoo, with a side of circus peanuts.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 19, 2018 11:37 PM (iafLg)

529 Just sent in my 23andMe test the other day. I bet I'm more diverse than Lizzie Warren.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter

I'm planning on getting these for Christmas presents for the whole Blutarksi family. Can't wait to see the results.

Hope the kids are mine.

Posted by: Blutarski at October 19, 2018 11:38 PM (+Tibp)

530 I just wiped my kashoggi.


Posted by: mikeyG at October 19, 2018 11:38 PM (LL1Be)

531 For the nightcrawlers:
In fealty to the God Emperor, our Undying Lord, and by the Grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus.

https://bit.ly/2QWjpke

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 19, 2018 11:38 PM (fA1SL)

532

Uh oh. I've done a very bad thing.

I searched for "pralines" on Amazon.

I should not have done that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2018 11:38 PM (HaL55)

533 Which reminds me:

I was at Claim Jumper for the first time in years last night. One of the new appetizers on their menu:

Candied sweet 'n spicy bacon slices. OMG. Almost bought a plate.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:38 PM (miE9U)

534 519 I miss Sky Bars.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2018 11:36 PM (TdMsT)

Check out oldtimecandy dot com. They haz it.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 11:38 PM (NWiLs)

535 Just sent in my 23andMe test the other day. I bet I'm more diverse than Lizzie Warren.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter

Odds are you're at least twice as Injun as her.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 11:38 PM (xEuHL)

536 Re NRA: They have to know that a percentage of their membership will NEVER be enticed to do ANYTHING as a result of one of their mailings.

I'm one of those people.

Why don't they give us an opt-out option? It would reduce their costs tremendously.

(NRA certainly isn't alone in this. I now realize that donating to Samaritan's Purse was a big mistake.)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 19, 2018 11:33 PM (HiLJ1)

-----------

They make bank on selling ads for their ragazine based on circulation numbers. They also claim outsized political influence based on their outsized membership numbers.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 11:39 PM (I16G8)

537 Effing small typy pads

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:39 PM (4YsU2)

538 Laffy Taffy is proof of God's existence.

I can only eat them under my wife's supervision. Otherwise, I revert to childhood and eat them till sick.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2018 11:39 PM (H5knJ)

539
449 Bit-O-Honey

* mic drop *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2018 11:21

Do even make those still? They were the worst. I swear dentists gave them out to get business. Those things stuck like glue to your teeth.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 11:23 PM (tIeHC)


Wikipedia says they are. Not sure where they're being sold, though.,

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2018 11:39 PM (pNxlR)

540 452 Congratulations, Dianna! You give me hope.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Join us! The Great Exodus has many friends!

Posted by: Dianna at October 19, 2018 11:39 PM (4tG7v)

541 Nite all, work beckons tomorrow. I guess someone has to support the illegal immigrants.

Posted by: Farmer at October 19, 2018 11:39 PM (yJ1e6)

542 I remember when every grocery store had the bins where you would scoop and bag your own candy. Also good for the occasional free range grazing.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 11:37 PM (2DOZq)


Horrock's in Lansing, MI, has that. Tens of feet of that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 11:39 PM (0QYMt)

543 bear, same here. I can eat a dozen banana Laffy Taffys at once and still want more.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:40 PM (miE9U)

544 Yes it is.KCMOMOMI?
Posted by: Smaug

I lived there for 6 wonderful years (Schottenhiemer). Still have Mrs Blutarski's sister and family there. I could be persuaded.

Posted by: Blutarski at October 19, 2018 11:40 PM (+Tibp)

545 What was the name of the camel jockey that Obama wasted with a drone strike and killed some of the chaff that was near him? Because I remember the left didn't care much about that, but a propagandist Islamist that isn't even a citizen getting killed in another country is a fucking national crisis.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 19, 2018 11:40 PM (icI8A)

546 I like Mary Janes.

This is about the only time a year I ever see them. Kinda like a forerunner to Bit-O-Honeys.

I also like the generic taffy with the peanut butter inside that comes in black or orange paper wrapped individual pieces. It's only ever out at a Halloween as well.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2018 11:40 PM (7KYhd)

547 For the nightcrawlers:
In fealty to the God Emperor, our Undying Lord, and by the Grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus.

https://bit.ly/2QWjpke
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters

What's the over/under on them lasting a month on canal duty?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 11:41 PM (xEuHL)

548 @508

Haha I know what they are.....like Mike and Ikes only one flavor right? I just....don't know that they are a heavy hitter in my Halloween circles.

@512

Super exciting! I think I am gonna hold out till Black Friday and see if 23andMe has any good deals. Right now Ancestry has a deal going on, but I want to get the Health/DNA option that 23andMe has that will detect certain genetic markers and what not.

Posted by: TickledPink at October 19, 2018 11:41 PM (TL2pK)

549 Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 11:37 PM (2DOZq) They still have that in grocery stores in Sweden, and lately in your local IKEA store. Lots of gawdawful licorice stuff, though.

Posted by: SarahW at October 19, 2018 11:41 PM (g1vnC)

550 Kashoggi was a big Trump supporter, and was instrumental in persuading Trump to oppose the Iran nuke deal.

Posted by: Miklos, late nite. pls retweet 1000000 times at October 19, 2018 11:42 PM (zCyNd)

551 Brew Crew 6 LA 2

Top 8th

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 11:42 PM (3C9q2)

552 Oddly enough, you can probably find a lot of them old timey candies in any Cracker Barrel.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 19, 2018 11:42 PM (iafLg)

553 So both Dolley and I are in the hospital.

Junior had a nasty stomach bug yesterdaythat he got through fairly and relatively easily.

But, when we caught it there was a wrinkle.

We haven't really told anyone yet, but she's pregnant 9 weeks with our second child, so when she couldn't keep anything down for 12 hours, we needed to come here. I drove her and junior, but 5 minutes from the hospital my own rendition of the illness got significantly worse. I had to pull to the side of the road and vomit in some bushes. Sorry bank.

Anyway, we both checked in and junior is sleeping with his mother in the next room.

This night has been awful. Any prayers would be greatly appreciated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at October 19, 2018 11:42 PM (5Y6RW)

554 >>>I never knew of 7 Up bars. Now I want one.

They were so awesome. Depending on your disposition, you could snarf down the sections that were your favorites first and still be left with some decent pieces OR you could eat your least favorites first and hoard your very favorites till the end.

Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: cfo mom at October 19, 2018 11:42 PM (RfzVr)

555 547. The Ministry of Social Correction and Conquest of Nature values its zeks. Every effort will be made to ensure that every furfag has the opportunity to discharge his debt and earn the bullet.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 19, 2018 11:43 PM (fA1SL)

556 I also seem to recall the preservation of slavery being held as a necessary evil in the ratification of the Constitution. Would I trade that for a slave-free Jefferson? Hard to say yes, there.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 11:37 PM (5jVnA)

.....

We are of a terrifyingly similar mind. Thanks for the excellent discourse.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:43 PM (4YsU2)

557 TickledPink, that's the one I did. Figured it was worth the little bit extra to see if I'm predisposed to anything nasty health-wise. It might also let me know whether I'm a potential Tay-Sachs carrier, though I'm not sure if that's the case.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 19, 2018 11:43 PM (icI8A)

558 KCMO is wonderful.
Posted by: Blutarski at O


don't the film the first 48 there?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 11:43 PM (MTjB1)

559 Didn't you call her out?! I would have. You sound nicer than me. I have had gluten free soft pretzels and they are the worst. It tastes like something alien to humans. Nothing to compare it too.
The gluten thing is real for people with Celiac disease. For others, it is more a lifestyle choice.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel


I already get into arguments with her about politics. She thinks we need more socialism. She and my nephew are the kind of liberals who are all for welfare, but move as far away from minorities and welfare people as they can get.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 11:44 PM (+lVUW)

560 I had let my NRA membership lapse because I was pissed at their endorsement of Harry Reid. I decided to rejoin later and sent the dues along with selection of their free gift to join (think it was a carry bag) . I got a reply from them asking if I would forego the free gift and that savings would be used for yada yada yada . I returned it and said no send me my bag. Never got the bag. Fuck them . Not because of the bag but on principle. And Harry Reid.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 11:44 PM (2DOZq)

561 This night has been awful. Any prayers would be greatly appreciated.

Prayers up from this corner of the Northeast.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 11:44 PM (3C9q2)

562 PayDay FTW.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 11:44 PM (KP5rU)

563 @553

Big time prayers coming your way.

Congrats on the news! And, I hope she is able to keep stuff down soon.

Posted by: TickledPink at October 19, 2018 11:44 PM (TL2pK)

564 This night has been awful. Any prayers would be greatly appreciated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at October 19, 2018 11:42 PM (5Y6RW)

Congratulations and godspeed on the recovery. Pray you don't have to take Tamiflu.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 11:44 PM (5jVnA)

565 Swedes eat more candy per capita than any country in the world. But they eat it on Saturday in big binges, thereby sparing their teeth from ruin.

swedes are the ones who sorted out that sugar rotted your teeth, by experimenting on the mentally disabled, feeding them huge amounts of candy and observing the results.

Posted by: SarahW at October 19, 2018 11:44 PM (g1vnC)

566 534 519 I miss Sky Bars.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2018 11:36 PM (TdMsT)

Check out oldtimecandy dot com. They haz it.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 11:38 PM (NWiLs)


I couldn't possibly order them. I'd eat them all.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2018 11:44 PM (TdMsT)

567 What was the name of the camel jockey that Obama wasted with a drone strike and killed some of the chaff that was near him?


Obungo, according to himself, decided the kill list that included Anwar al-Awlaki, a US citizen somehow, and later his teenage son too.

Posted by: Miklos, late nite. pls retweet 1000000 times at October 19, 2018 11:45 PM (zCyNd)

568 Prayers James Madison.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:45 PM (4YsU2)

569 This night has been awful. Any prayers would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at October 19, 2018 11:42 PM (5Y6RW)

Absolutely. Please, all of you get better.

prayers ascending...

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 19, 2018 11:45 PM (iafLg)

570 I'm very sorry to hear that JamesMadison. Will pray.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2018 11:46 PM (H5knJ)

571 I already get into arguments with her about politics. She thinks we need more socialism. She and my nephew are the kind of liberals who are all for welfare, but move as far away from minorities and welfare people as they can get.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 11:44 PM (+lVUW)

I get that...ya gotta pick your battles.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 11:46 PM (tIeHC)

572 Oddly enough, you can probably find a lot of them old timey candies in any Cracker Barrel.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 19, 2018 11:42 PM

.....

Yes, like the pecan coated nougat concoction called a "pecan log".

And the Clark bar. And Goo Goo Clusters.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2018 11:46 PM (7KYhd)

573 513
dartist. Come to Wisconsin. We have cheese. And we're nice. Not like those other states.

Grammie you are number one on a couple of my lists. I think my life would be better spent on a bar stool in the general direction of family travel. Tomorrow I'm looking around the Wisconsin river south for a few days with a friend. Thanks

Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 11:46 PM (K22Va)

574 @557

Mom had breast cancer, so I figured seeing about those BRCA markers...probably worth the price of admission right there.

Posted by: TickledPink at October 19, 2018 11:47 PM (TL2pK)

575 I get that...ya gotta pick your battles.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at O




huh?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 11:47 PM (MTjB1)

576 Anyway, we both checked in and junior is sleeping with his mother in the next room.

This night has been awful. Any prayers would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at October 19, 2018 11:42 PM (5Y6RW)

---------------

Damn man, prayers up for you and your family. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 11:47 PM (I16G8)

577 Oh my James Madison. Prayers indeed. And congrats on another child. Hope you all will be better quickly.

Posted by: cfo mom at October 19, 2018 11:47 PM (RfzVr)

578 "Obungo, according to himself, decided the kill list that included Anwar al-Awlaki, a US citizen somehow, and later his teenage son too.

Posted by: Miklos, late nite. pls retweet 1000000 times at October 19, 2018 11:45 PM (zCyNd) "

That was it, al-Awlaki. One of the few things Obama did that I approved of. Once you leave the country and join the enemy I no longer care about your due process rights as a citizen.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 19, 2018 11:48 PM (icI8A)

579 Oh man, candy! All I know is that it is almost Almond Roca season. Will eat an entire can of the stuff and be shitting like a wild animal afterwords, but it's so worth it.

Posted by: JROD at October 19, 2018 11:48 PM (vW8Mk)

580 Prayers James Madison.
Posted by: Smaug

Same. I still get my Movie Sign! tomorrow, right?

Posted by: Blutarski at October 19, 2018 11:48 PM (+Tibp)

581 swedes are the ones who sorted out that sugar rotted your teeth, by experimenting on the mentally disabled, feeding them huge amounts of candy and observing the results.

Posted by: SarahW at October 19, 2018 11:44 PM (g1vnC)

And told them it was "Fish".

All becomes clear.

Posted by: Miklos, late nite revelations at October 19, 2018 11:48 PM (zCyNd)

582 Yes, like the pecan coated nougat concoction called a "pecan log".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2018 11:46 PM (7KYhd)

....

Pucker Mouth on Fox loves those.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:48 PM (4YsU2)

583 This night has been awful. Any prayers would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at October 19, 2018 11:42 PM (5Y6RW)


Prayers for you and your family.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 19, 2018 11:49 PM (TdMsT)

584
This night has been awful. Any prayers would be greatly appreciated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at October 19, 2018 11:42 PM (5Y6RW)


And freely given, friend.

PS - if you can give me a safe e-mail address, I can drop some pics I took on USCG AUX patrol during the 1812 commemorative in Detroit. The Niagara was here as well as a US frigate and patrol boat and a Canadian frigate.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 11:50 PM (0QYMt)

585 jakee308: "I thought that was the game where you kick each other in the nuts?"

It's South Park's world. We're just living in it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 19, 2018 11:50 PM (6eEQ+)

586 I dunno about Swedish candy - can I really trust a country that willingly eats Surstromming?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 19, 2018 11:50 PM (icI8A)

587 So this year he voted for Marsha Blackburn, took the
picture of it and texted it to her as welll as a picture of his new hot
girlfriend in a MAGA hat. He says he is now a conservative voter for
life.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2018 11:21 PM (7KYhd)


A 26 year old long hair guitar playing mofo wouldn't deal with a leftist biotch trying to deball him. I have heard of that before, I'm sure of it. lol
Good for him.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2018 11:50 PM (9Om/r)

588
Help, I accidentally fucked the President of the United States, tried to blackmail and ruin him, and now I owe him a bazillion dollars in court fees.

Posted by: Stormy at October 19, 2018 11:51 PM (f1Vqw)

589 Yes, like the pecan coated nougat concoction called a "pecan log".

And the Clark bar. And Goo Goo Clusters.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2018 11:46 PM (7KYhd)

Stuckey's specialized in pecan brittle.

I always suspected a cabal of emergency roadside dentists.

Posted by: Miklos, who actually liked it at October 19, 2018 11:51 PM (zCyNd)

590 Didn't win the jackpot tonite. Shocked face must be not working. Easy come, easy go.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 11:52 PM (KP5rU)

591 When I was five years old I stopped eating. Simply refused to eat, no matter how many spankings I got. My mother became so concerned she took me to the doctor. The doctor said, "What's your favorite candy bar?" Then, "What's your favorite soft drink?"

I got all the Dr. Peppers and Paydays I wanted, whenever I wanted them. Nobody else could touch my stash--they were all mine. I didn't have to sit at the table, I could eat and drink in front of the TV. I couldn't have any regular food, though. If I wanted to eat regular food, the Dr. Pepper/Payday deal was off.

I made it three days.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 19, 2018 11:52 PM (HiLJ1)

592 And I am out. Night Hordians.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:53 PM (4YsU2)

593 Gotta call it a night early guys. Thanks for all the great chat and encouragement. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:53 PM (miE9U)

594 >> I made it three days.

I would've handled that...differently.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 19, 2018 11:53 PM (f1Vqw)

595 Shakedown Street is a good disco Dead song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 19, 2018 11:53 PM (PUmDY)

596 Those are not Halloween costumes. That is Jack, Bobby, and Teddy Kennedy. The early years.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 11:54 PM (KP5rU)

597 It's not candy but a lot of people, especially in the south , have never eaten the grape that grape candy flavor is based on. The Concord Grape. I've been trying to find a place I can order so my coworkers in Houston can taste them . It's just now the season but I still can't find any.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 11:54 PM (2DOZq)

598

Question for The Horde:

Recently I received a text from someone purporting to represent MoveOn, asking me to vote blue in November and offering to send me texts ... political texts, but nothing specified beyond that.

Should I accept?

Posted by: Arbalest at October 19, 2018 11:54 PM (FlRtG)

599 Gotta call it a night early guys. Thanks for all the great chat and encouragement. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:53 PM (miE9U)

waiting for Top Five candies to give to lefty kids

Posted by: Miklos, provocateur at October 19, 2018 11:54 PM (zCyNd)

600 Mrs D just made me watch MacGyver.
OMG!!! Easily the stupidest program ever.
Jeez!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2018 11:54 PM (0tfLf)

601 I would've handled that...differently.
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My parents did handle it "differently." That didn't work.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 19, 2018 11:55 PM (HiLJ1)

602 I like the Disco Big Rivers.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 11:55 PM (3wGnw)

603 Why Swedes eat candy on Saturday: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vipeholm_experiments

Posted by: SarahW at October 19, 2018 11:55 PM (g1vnC)

604 My daughter dislikes the $100 Grand bars, so those become her candy tithe to me every Halloween.

I'm not sure how she could not like them. Chocolate, caramel and puffed rice. What is not to like?

Oh well, her loss is my gain.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2018 11:55 PM (7KYhd)

605 "Recently I received a text from someone purporting to represent MoveOn, asking me to vote blue in November and offering to send me texts ... political texts, but nothing specified beyond that.

Should I accept?

Posted by: Arbalest at October 19, 2018 11:54 PM (FlRtG) "

I get those too but usually ignore them. For some reason they think my name is, not fucking around, Hiawatha. I've had my phone number since 2002 and I have no idea why they think I'm an Injun squaw.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 19, 2018 11:56 PM (icI8A)

606 A helicopter ride?
Grammie' s practicing as a guide for Pinochet Tours!
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 10:16 PM (dMvl+)

And if you look out the left side of the aircraft, you'll see YOUR MOTHERF*CKING GRAVE! *shove*

Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2018 11:56 PM (7PLM4)

607 But I'd say, accept just to throw their numbers off.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 19, 2018 11:57 PM (icI8A)

608 It's not candy but a lot of people, especially in the south , have never eaten the grape that grape candy flavor is based on.

Scuppernong. Muscadine.

According to 23and Me, I am largely of these two noble indigenous groups.

Posted by: Miklos, and sometimes we ferment them at October 19, 2018 11:57 PM (zCyNd)

609 Sigh, back for the encore.

.......

600 Mrs D just made me watch MacGyver.
OMG!!! Easily the stupidest program ever.
Jeez!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2018 11:54 PM (0tfLf)

........

And was the encore worth it? I watch ballet just for the encore.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 11:57 PM (4YsU2)

610 @531 For the nightcrawlers:
In fealty to the God Emperor, our Undying Lord, and by the Grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus.

https://bit.ly/2QWjpke

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Somewhere, Sam is spinning in his grave. Think he might put in an appearance this Halloween just to deal with that?



Posted by: junior at October 19, 2018 11:57 PM (N3GAC)

611 You are not truly eating candy corn unless you are eating it out of a strippers snatch.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 19, 2018 11:58 PM (zKN+K)

612 It's not candy but a lot of people, especially in the south , have never eaten the grape that grape candy flavor is based on. The Concord Grape. I've been trying to find a place I can order so my coworkers in Houston can taste them . It's just now the season but I still can't find any.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 11:54 PM (2DOZq)


A lot of grape jelly is from the Concord grape. Unless it never got south of the Ohio river I do not see how anyone missed that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 11:58 PM (0QYMt)

613 Prayers and best wishes to the Madison family.

Mikey NTH, if you want, I can host your pictures at stoatnet.org for him.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2018 11:58 PM (IqOTP)

614 Recently I received a text from someone purporting to represent MoveOn, asking me to vote blue in November and offering to send me texts ... political texts, but nothing specified beyond that.

Should I accept?
Posted by: Arbalest at October 19, 2018 11:54 PM (FlRtG)

....

Bro! Sssshhhh!!!

Don't come around the Horde letting people know you did something at some point to wind up on a MoveOn contact list!

At least claim it was something your kid accidentally signed you up for!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2018 11:59 PM (7KYhd)

615
I get those too but usually ignore them. For some reason they think my name is, not fucking around, Hiawatha. I've had my phone number since 2002 and I have no idea why they think I'm an Injun squaw.


Hiawatha was a brave.
Lieawatha is a squaw.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2018 11:59 PM (pNxlR)

616 When is the "Strike Zone Box" gonna highlight the chick in pink behind home plate....

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at October 19, 2018 11:59 PM (yODzt)

617 599 Gotta call it a night early guys. Thanks for all the great chat and encouragement. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 11:53 PM (miE9U)

waiting for Top Five candies to give to lefty kids
Posted by: Miklos, provocateur at October 19, 2018 11:54 PM (zCyNd)

1. Kale suckers
2. BLM bars
3. IOU for future candy
4. You take their candy
5. Coal

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 11:59 PM (2DOZq)

618
Eisenhorn!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2018 11:59 PM (mAcgp)

619 Recently I received a text from someone purporting to represent MoveOn, asking me to vote blue in November and offering to send me texts ... political texts, but nothing specified beyond that.

Should I accept?

Posted by: Arbalest at October 19, 2018 11:54 PM (FlRtG

-----

Where do they stand long bow v crossbow?
Ginger v Mary Ann?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 20, 2018 12:00 AM (0QYMt)

620 I already get into arguments with her about politics. She thinks we need more socialism. She and my nephew are the kind of liberals who are all for welfare, but move as far away from minorities and welfare people as they can get.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2018 11:44 PM (+lVUW)

I get that...ya gotta pick your battles.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 11:46 PM (tIeHC)

---------------
I get that. I recently asked an extended family member for help with an issue within the family that she was uniquely qualified to offer.

Her response was a No, with an explanation that while she considered herself a political moderate. she did not care for my "hurtful" political posts on FB, which I ceased completely after election 2016.

These people do not forgive and forget, ever.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 20, 2018 12:00 AM (I16G8)

621 "Hiawatha was a brave.
Lieawatha is a squaw.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2018 11:59 PM (pNxlR) "

Well I am a huge Indians fan...I guess they just got confused.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 20, 2018 12:00 AM (icI8A)

622 official komodo dragon shifter at October 19, 2018 11:50 PM (icI8A)

no, you definitely can't trust Swedish candy. They like salt on their candy and thinks that taste like licorice cough syrup.

Posted by: SarahW at October 20, 2018 12:00 AM (g1vnC)

623


This is interesting: Select Club Pecan Praline Whiskey. $20. And the place to get it is about 15 minutes from Casa Backwardio.

I did not know they made that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2018 12:00 AM (HaL55)

624 612 It's not candy but a lot of people, especially in the south , have never eaten the grape that grape candy flavor is based on. The Concord Grape. I've been trying to find a place I can order so my coworkers in Houston can taste them . It's just now the season but I still can't find any.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 11:54 PM (2DOZq)


A lot of grape jelly is from the Concord grape. Unless it never got south of the Ohio river I do not see how anyone missed that.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 11:58 PM (0QYMt)

Uh jelly is not a grape. They have not eaten a Concord grape.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 20, 2018 12:01 AM (2DOZq)

625 "When is the "Strike Zone Box" gonna highlight the chick in pink behind home plate....

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at October 19, 2018 11:59 PM (yODzt) "

The one that keeps score and has the killer bazooms? She was there Game 1 and 2 also. Must be pretty loaded, or married to somebody that is.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 20, 2018 12:01 AM (icI8A)

626 I like the 100 Grand bar but it's a pale imitation of the late great Caravelle bar. They still make Mounds and Almond Joy but the Caravelle went the way of the dodo bird.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 20, 2018 12:01 AM (2NqXo)

627
waiting for Top Five candies to give to lefty kids


Necco Wafers, made just outside of BaawstoN , and flavored chalk.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 20, 2018 12:01 AM (pNxlR)

628 Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 11:59 PM (2DOZq)

Ha!

Baby Gender Fluid Ruth

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at October 20, 2018 12:01 AM (zCyNd)

629 Thanks too everyone for the prayers. It means a lot.

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580 Prayers James Madison.
Posted by: Smaug

Same. I still get my Movie Sign! tomorrow, right?
Posted by: Blutarski at October 19, 2018 11:48 PM (+Tibp

====

Post is written. I finished it earlier today before I got sick. Just need to send it to OM.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at October 20, 2018 12:02 AM (5Y6RW)

630 waiting for Top Five candies to give to lefty kids

Posted by: Miklos, provocateur at October 19, 2018 11:54 PM (zCyNd)

.....

Ex-Lax Chocolate Squares surely is on that list somewhere.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2018 12:02 AM (7KYhd)

631 Obviously, the Ubermensch in the Fucktard Orange Marlins Hoodie is her Pimp an put her up to it......

But if only the producers could have some fun with "her strike zone"....

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at October 20, 2018 12:02 AM (yODzt)

632 Big fan of the Dancing in the Streets disco Dead.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 20, 2018 12:02 AM (PUmDY)

633 584
And freely given, friend.

PS - if you can give me a safe e-mail address, I can drop some pics I took on USCG AUX patrol during the 1812 commemorative in Detroit. The Niagara was here as well as a US frigate and patrol boat and a Canadian frigate.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 11:50 PM (0QYMt)

585 jakee308

======

Thank you.

You can email the pictures to thejamesmadison.aos at the gmail. I'd love to see them!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at October 20, 2018 12:03 AM (5Y6RW)

634 For lefty kids, present them a full size Hershey bar then proceed to eat every individual square but one. It wouldn't be fair for you to take more than your fair share, young comrade.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 20, 2018 12:03 AM (icI8A)

635 "Obviously, the Ubermensch in the Fucktard Orange Marlins Hoodie is her Pimp an put her up to it......

But if only the producers could have some fun with "her strike zone"....

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at October 20, 2018 12:02 AM (yODzt) "

Is Marlins Man behind home plate? Everything I've heard about that guy paints him as a 1st Class Douche.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 20, 2018 12:05 AM (icI8A)

636 Much better game on CBSSN. USAF vs. UNLV. Close game. 21-27.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2018 12:05 AM (0Px0y)

637 A lot of grape jelly is from the Concord grape
----

And Welch's grape juice.

(The communion drink of Champions.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at October 20, 2018 12:05 AM (0JUQP)

638 613 Prayers and best wishes to the Madison family.

Mikey NTH, if you want, I can host your pictures at stoatnet


------------


I just e-mailed that to myself to remind me to get everything together for that.

Yes, I would like to do that. My personal e-mail is right here in the url, so contact me there about getting that out, remembering I am a technological imbecile.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 20, 2018 12:05 AM (0QYMt)

639 It's not candy but a lot of people, especially in
the south , have never eaten the grape that grape candy flavor is based
on. The Concord Grape. I've been trying to find a place I can order
so my coworkers in Houston can taste them . It's just now the season
but I still can't find any.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 11:54 PM (2DOZq)


Concords are a Northern grape. I don't know how well they travel.
I have them in my back yard, and I press them to make juice.

I also take the pressed pomace, cook it down and run it through a food mill and use the puree to make jam. It makes lovely jam.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 12:05 AM (mUa7G)

640 SarahW: "They still have that in grocery stores in Sweden, and lately in your local IKEA store. Lots of gawdawful licorice stuff, though."

Probably right next to the Surströmming, right?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 20, 2018 12:05 AM (6eEQ+)

641

9th inning Brewers up 7-2.

Posted by: grammie winger's in Sedona at October 20, 2018 12:06 AM (5jrWk)

642 Boston Baked Beans candy is pretty nasty.
Jordan almonds will just about break your teeth.

Those would be pretty good candies for lefty children.

But if you really wanna freak 'em out, give them a Gideon Bible.

Their parents will stroke out when they hear about it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2018 12:06 AM (7KYhd)

643 Welches 100% grape juice is made with Concord grapes.

It was a favorite from my childhood though we were more likely to get a can of Hi C. So purple, so grapey. I wish I had some right now.

Posted by: SarahW at October 20, 2018 12:06 AM (g1vnC)

644 Prayers James Madison and family

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 20, 2018 12:06 AM (PkVlr)

645 InclusiPEZ-

The different colors are unique tropical disease flavors

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at October 20, 2018 12:07 AM (zCyNd)

646 Concord grape jelly isn't grape grape.

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 20, 2018 12:07 AM (0JUQP)

647

1. Kale suckers
2. BLM bars
3. IOU for future candy
4. You take their candy
5. Coal


6. a rock.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2018 12:07 AM (HaL55)

648 553 So both Dolley and I are in the hospital.

Junior had a nasty stomach bug yesterdaythat he got through fairly and relatively easily.

But, when we caught it there was a wrinkle.

We haven't really told anyone yet, but she's pregnant 9 weeks with our second child, so when she couldn't keep anything down for 12 hours, we needed to come here. I drove her and junior, but 5 minutes from the hospital my own rendition of the illness got significantly worse. I had to pull to the side of the road and vomit in some bushes. Sorry bank.

Anyway, we both checked in and junior is sleeping with his mother in the next room.

This night has been awful. Any prayers would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at October 19,

Egads, certainly prayers for all of you.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 20, 2018 12:08 AM (Rz2Nc)

649 I have never been brave enough to open a can of surstromming, or eat it. I do make that potato casserole with the little fishes though. It's outrageously good.

Posted by: SarahW at October 20, 2018 12:08 AM (g1vnC)

650 USAF scores! 34-21 Falcons.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2018 12:08 AM (0Px0y)

651
SCAT garden pest repellent pellets.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 20, 2018 12:08 AM (mAcgp)

652 Son has tickets to game 7, if there's a game 7. I think there's going to be a game7.

Posted by: grammie winger's in Sedona at October 20, 2018 12:09 AM (5jrWk)

653 Primat has no information regarding BLM bars

Posted by: Beldar, from France at October 20, 2018 12:09 AM (zCyNd)

654 no, you definitely can't trust Swedish candy. They like salt on their candy and thinks that taste like licorice cough syrup.
Posted by: SarahW at October 20, 2018 12:00 AM (g1vnC)

It's because they add ammonium chloride. Really. In candy.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 12:10 AM (IqOTP)

655 Speaking of candy, did anyone else try to light candy cigarettes when they were kids? They get kind of an interesting, melty, charred taste.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2018 12:10 AM (+lVUW)

656 James Madison. That sounds hideous. Prayers.

Posted by: grammie winger's in Sedona at October 20, 2018 12:10 AM (5jrWk)

657
Primat has no information regarding BLM bars


Delicious Social Justice Goodness In Every Bite!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 20, 2018 12:11 AM (pNxlR)

658 Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 12:05 AM (mUa7G)

When I lived in NY I had my first one and realized okay this is awesome and what grape flavor products are based on.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 20, 2018 12:11 AM (2DOZq)

659 Just saw that the Brewers are up 7-2. Good for them. I have no dog in this fight but the Brewers have never won a WS so I'll root for them.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2018 12:12 AM (0Px0y)

660

Prayers up, TJM for all y'all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2018 12:12 AM (HaL55)

661 It's because they add ammonium chloride. Really. In candy.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 12:10 AM (IqOTP)

And saltpeter.

Posted by: Miklos, not from France at October 20, 2018 12:12 AM (zCyNd)

662 For lefty Trick or Treaters: gift certificate for 1 free photo with Joe Biden.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 20, 2018 12:12 AM (xEuHL)

663
"But I'd say, accept just to throw their numbers off." - Broseidon

I'm in the Berkeley region, so there's a chance that I could get an invite to the next Battle of Berkley.


"Don't come around the Horde letting people know you did something at some point to wind up on a MoveOn contact list!
At least claim it was something your kid accidentally signed you up for!
" - Bitter Clinger

Good point ... I figured that, since there was no GNAMM Vegas this September (due to last year), I had no worries ... but, why take chances?

Posted by: Arbalest at October 20, 2018 12:12 AM (FlRtG)

664 Having done a metric FuckTon of Bolivia's an Columbia's Finest.....I recognize the "fueled brilliance" behind this.....

Fucktard...."Hey, lets blow $6000 grand on two seats behind home plate......(snort).......aaaaannnnnnnndddddd..........then, like, then,like.....show your $40000 grand tits off, IN FUCKIN PINK, CAUSE TITS/PINK...GET IT.....ok, ok, ok, ok.....anyways....for the the whole fuckin game...........yeah?"

Tits......."(snort)........Oooooookkkaaayyy............BUT, only if you wear an Orange Marlins Hoodie so everyone will be like that dude is FUCKIN (snort) AWESOME!!!!"

Fucktard......"An My strike zone is worth $40000grand....(snort).....heh"......

Tits........(that's actually what you paid me.....But whatever...."

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at October 20, 2018 12:12 AM (yODzt)

665 Brewers are going to Game 7.

Posted by: grammie winger's in Sedona at October 20, 2018 12:13 AM (5jrWk)

666 For lefty kids, present them a full size Hershey bar then proceed to eat every individual square but one. It wouldn't be fair for you to take more than your fair share, young comrade.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 20, 2018 12:03 AM (icI8A)

Grab candy from the fuller bags and redistribute to those less fortunate.


When they protest, "Social Justice, bitches. I'm with her." Then slam the door cackling.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 20, 2018 12:13 AM (5jVnA)

667 \,,/

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 20, 2018 12:13 AM (xEuHL)

668 It's because they add ammonium chloride. Really. In candy.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 12:10 AM (IqOTP)

Well. the Skandis are, erm, unique. Why should candy taste good? It just gives a child hope.

Eh.

What's the point?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 20, 2018 12:13 AM (iafLg)

669 NAme of the casserole trwnslate to "Jansson's Temptation" - the real version uses a kind of anchovy that's hard to find in the states, but Italian ones work. They just sort of melt into the potatoes and butter and cream and create some kind of miracle.

Posted by: SarahW at October 20, 2018 12:13 AM (g1vnC)

670 Shit

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 20, 2018 12:13 AM (xEuHL)

671 Smaug, your comment reminds me. Which disco song best describes the ONT Horde?



*typed*
*deleted*

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:14 PM (miE9U)

---
disco sucks.

always has, always will.

the ONT does not, ergo no disco song can possibly describe the ONT.


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 20, 2018 12:13 AM (kRSP9)

672 They just talked about a new stadium in Vegas for the Raiders. The Las Vegas Raiders. Sounds,,,weird. I had heard they were moving there but still,,,,weird.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2018 12:14 AM (0Px0y)

673 My devices keyboard is giving me a hard time. interesting what them typing and auto correct can accomplish

Posted by: SarahW at October 20, 2018 12:14 AM (g1vnC)

674 The Brewers are the last team I give a shit about.

Go Brewers! And shit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 20, 2018 12:14 AM (iafLg)

675 Thumb typing. Lol

Posted by: SarahW at October 20, 2018 12:15 AM (g1vnC)

676


I really miss Ideal bars. I could eat a whole bag. Easy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2018 12:15 AM (HaL55)

677 Barry O. gets a custom sex doll. Looks like Barry O.

Posted by: klaftern at October 20, 2018 12:15 AM (RuIsu)

678 Jesus, Tits actually took it next level......by Showin her pitch count sheet on the last out.......details, details, details........The smallest detail is important.......So Says Saint Pablo......

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at October 20, 2018 12:15 AM (yODzt)

679
655 Speaking of candy, did anyone else try to light candy cigarettes when they were kids? They get kind of an interesting, melty, charred taste.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2018 12:10 AM (+lVUW)


IF (we had dozens of treat or treaters)
AND
IF (I wanted to be this neighborhood's THAT GUY)
THEN
candy cigarettes are the only candy that we'd dish out for Halloween.

"Why the shock, neighbor? After all, taxing actual smokers to raise money for the chirruns is the greater social good, amirite?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 20, 2018 12:15 AM (pNxlR)

680 I used to be a candy buyer for a long gone department store in Indianapolis, and later managed a hospital gift shop, where I had to purchase and restock candy. (Doctors, nurses, and patients eat a lot of candy!) Best sellers by far were always Snickers and Reese's cups. Hot Tamales, not so much, although Atomic Fireballs were quite popular.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at October 20, 2018 12:15 AM (WY9Hg)

681 NAme of the casserole trwnslate to "Jansson's
Temptation" - the real version uses a kind of anchovy that's hard to
find in the states, but Italian ones work. They just sort of melt into
the potatoes and butter and cream and create some kind of miracle.
Posted by: SarahW at October 20, 2018 12:13 AM (g1vnC)


Try Sprats. (While we are on the whole SMR kick)

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 12:15 AM (mUa7G)

682 Good evening,

I heard that the PDT rally in Missoula, MT was well attended, thousands of people showing up. This gladdens my heart, I hope the idiots who have taken over there feel that they are in the minority.

Candy:wasn't there a dark chocolate mint 3 musketeers mini? I remember something like that. Yum!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 20, 2018 12:16 AM (IDhUW)

683 664 Having done a metric FuckTon of Bolivia's an Columbia's Finest.....I recognize the "fueled brilliance" behind this.....

Fucktard...."Hey, lets blow $6000 grand on two seats behind home plate......(snort).......aaaaannnnnnnndddddd..........then, like, then,like.....show your $40000 grand tits off, IN FUCKIN PINK, CAUSE TITS/PINK...GET IT.....ok, ok, ok, ok.....anyways....for the the whole fuckin game...........yeah?"

Tits......."(snort)........Oooooookkkaaayyy............BUT, only if you wear an Orange Marlins Hoodie so everyone will be like that dude is FUCKIN (snort) AWESOME!!!!"

Fucktard......"An My strike zone is worth $40000grand....(snort).....heh"......

Tits........(that's actually what you paid me.....But whatever...."
Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at October 20, 2018 12:12 AM (yODzt)

Sounds like America won tonight.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 20, 2018 12:16 AM (zKN+K)

684 Official song of the Horde should be Whole Lotta Rosie.

that, or Mozart's Requiem.

I'm good, either way.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 20, 2018 12:17 AM (iafLg)

685 USAF pulling away. Another TD. 41-21.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2018 12:17 AM (0Px0y)

686 If the Brewers win, it would mean the Red Sox and Yankees have combined to face every NL team in the WS except for the Nationals, who have never won a pennant.


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 20, 2018 12:17 AM (icI8A)

687 disco sucks.

always has, always will.

the ONT does not, ergo no disco song can possibly describe the ONT.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 20, 2018 12:13 AM (kRSP9)

----------------

It was a fun but very strange time in music and culture. Most any woman would agree to dance with you if asked.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 20, 2018 12:17 AM (I16G8)

688 Do they make, like, hash pipes out of rock candy? Cause that would be so awesome.

Posted by: Mr. Spicoli at October 20, 2018 12:17 AM (zCyNd)

689 Good point ... I figured that, since there was no GNAMM Vegas this September (due to last year), I had no worries ... but, why take chances?


Posted by: Arbalest at October 20, 2018 12:12 AM (FlRtG)


If there is interest, there is the possibility of renting out an entire hotel for a 2019 GNAMM Vegas...

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 20, 2018 12:19 AM (itfg0)

690 They just talked about a new stadium in Vegas for the Raiders. The Las Vegas Raiders. Sounds,,,weird. I had heard they were moving there but still,,,,weird.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2018 12:14 AM (0Px0y)

Honestly though, if you're going to move a team to Vegas it's gotta be the Raiders. They're the only ones who could work in that city.

Posted by: Vanya at October 20, 2018 12:19 AM (7PLM4)

691 Boy, has Heitkamp had a bad week!

Job had it better.

Posted by: strawdog at October 20, 2018 12:20 AM (Cssks)

692 Well. the Skandis are, erm, unique. Why should candy taste good? It just gives a child hope.

Eh.

What's the point?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 20, 2018 12:13 AM (iafLg)

"Can you eat it?"
"I guess."
"Then it's candy. What more do you want?"

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 12:20 AM (IqOTP)

693 671 Smaug, your comment reminds me. Which disco song best describes the ONT Horde?



*typed*
*deleted*

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:14 PM (miE9U)

....

"Hot Time in the City."

As if you didn't know.

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 12:20 AM (4YsU2)

694 688
Do they make, like, hash pipes out of rock candy? Cause that would be so awesome.

hmm. jolly ranchers, a drill press, and some hot glue. this can be done.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 20, 2018 12:21 AM (2//jc)

695

WallyMart has those dark chocolate mint 3 Musketeers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2018 12:21 AM (HaL55)

696 Candy cigarettes were like sweetened chalk, but they piss off SJWs.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 20, 2018 12:21 AM (xEuHL)

697 Job had it better.

Posted by: strawdog at October 20, 2018 12:20 AM (Cssks)

McKaskill, too, had a rough week. Veritas, then some stuff about her husband scoundreling or something.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 20, 2018 12:21 AM (5jVnA)

698 "Can you eat it?"
"I guess."
"Then it's candy. What more do you want?"

Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 12:20 AM (IqOTP)

So. You have seen the alternative ending.

Posted by: Ingmar Bergman at October 20, 2018 12:22 AM (zCyNd)

699
Seven hunnert! (Or not!)

'Nite all!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 20, 2018 12:23 AM (pNxlR)

700 Nice piece by Roger L. Simon over at PJ Media, talking about the caravan and other items related to illegal immigrants in the US.
https://tinyurl.com/ycm9954u

Posted by: junior at October 20, 2018 12:23 AM (N3GAC)

701 How much is Front Row Amy an hour and how do you contact her? Asking for my dad.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 20, 2018 12:24 AM (zKN+K)

702 Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 20, 2018 12:17 AM (iafLg)

"Big Balls" by AC/DC
"Squeeze Box" by The Who (it's about an accordion. Super serial you guys)

Posted by: Vanya at October 20, 2018 12:24 AM (7PLM4)

703

We used to wear the bands from bubblegum cigars as rings. Those things were awesome.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2018 12:24 AM (HaL55)

704 Whole Lotta Rosie. Or, Highway to Hell. Both Horde worthy"

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 20, 2018 12:25 AM (KP5rU)

705 Brewers just forced Game 7.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 20, 2018 12:25 AM (3C9q2)

706

The cigars, not the rings.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2018 12:25 AM (HaL55)

707 Smaug, your comment reminds me. Which disco song best describes the ONT Horde?



*typed*
*deleted*

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:14 PM (miE9U)

....

"Hot Time in the City."

As if you didn't know.

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 12:20 AM

Jive Talkin'

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 20, 2018 12:25 AM (2NqXo)

708 Cigarettes were prohibited in my house growing up, so the candy cigarettes were fun and I liked them but I don't know if it was because they were prohibited or because they tasted good.

No one has taken the initiative to make candy joints.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 20, 2018 12:25 AM (IDhUW)

709 They've also combined to face 14 of 15 AL teams in the playoffs, the one team out being the Blue Jays.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 20, 2018 12:25 AM (icI8A)

710 "Can you eat it?"
"I guess."
"Then it's candy. What more do you want?"
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 12:20 AM (IqOTP)

Sad Skandi Child: It tastes like copper. and my teeth ache.


Skandi Mother: And so it begins.


Child: Is this a molar?


Mother: it shall grow back. Drink this, child.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 20, 2018 12:25 AM (iafLg)

711 689
If there is interest, there is the possibility of renting out an entire hotel for a 2019 GNAMM Vegas...

well, if, as i suspect, "gnamm" stands for grand north american moron meetup, we'd need to put together a slate of speakers on subjects like zek management, samurai nazi theory, assless chaps maintenance, and girl farts.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 20, 2018 12:26 AM (2//jc)

712 Ijust sent what I could immediately find to thejamesmadison. I will let him have fun with those as I look about for where I may have put other digital pictures.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 20, 2018 12:27 AM (0QYMt)

713 Hot Time in the City."

As if you didn't know.

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 12:20 AM

Jive Talkin'
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 20, 2018 12:25 AM (2NqXo)

.......

Still "looking wild and looking pretty."

Well, ahem Mrs. Smaug that is.

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 12:27 AM (4YsU2)

714 No one has taken the initiative to make candy joints.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Cuz that's all ...like... hard...man.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 20, 2018 12:27 AM (xEuHL)

715 Speaking of the Yankees, if they don't win the pennant next year, it'll be the first decade that they failed to reach the WS since the 1910's.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 20, 2018 12:29 AM (icI8A)

716 Washington's terms of surrender included an order that the Yorktown garrison was forbidden to play military tunes during the surrender ceremony. So a drinking song was appropriate.

Posted by: mrp at October 20, 2018 12:29 AM (Pqytn)

717 I have had two different kinds of candy cigarettes.

One, like a thin chalk stick. The other, generic pink bubble gum inside a white piece of paper with powder (I'm guessing corn starch) inside that you could blow out of it like smoke.

But yes, pink bubblegum cigars were cool, as was Big League Chew and beef jerky "dip".

You really have a whole slew of tobacco-mimicking food products for kids.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2018 12:29 AM (7KYhd)

718 689
If there is interest, there is the possibility of renting out an entire hotel for a 2019 GNAMM Vegas...

I would be very interested.

But bear in mind that I will not accept the role of planning the event. *wipes hands in an ostentatious Persian manner*

My parents' 50th wedding anniversary was enough for me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 20, 2018 12:29 AM (iafLg)

719 > Did anyone else say, "Huh. I wonder why I didn't know Gerald Ford said that?" I've long thought he was a much wiser man than he has been given credit for being.

He was. See also: Dan Quayle.

The left has a long-standing strategy of depicting any Republican as a) an idiot or b) a criminal mastermind.

Sometimes, as with Bush II and Trump, both a) and b) at the same time. Neat trick, that.

Conversely, any Democrat, even one as jug-headed as Obama, is some kind of Sooper Jeenius.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 20, 2018 12:30 AM (vOkuK)

720 WallyMart has those dark chocolate mint 3 Musketeers
--
Hope I remember to look when I'm out tomorrow. Nothing I need but son wants to stop as we go to range and greenhouse.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 20, 2018 12:30 AM (IDhUW)

721 The Weakly Slandered editors musta weeped as they approved that pro-Trump piece.

They were probably taping together multiple sheets of ManSized Kleenexes (before they got SJW suppressed out of existence) to catch all their #NT tears.

Fred Barnes, to this day, cannot eat at the company cafeteria without finding loogies and pubic hair on his tray.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 20, 2018 12:31 AM (Z4rgH)

722 It was a fun but very strange time in music and culture. Most any woman would agree to dance with you if asked.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 20, 2018 12:17 AM (I16G

---
you must have been on a different planet than the one i was on...

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 20, 2018 12:31 AM (kRSP9)

723 I used to get the Ghiradelli cacao chips and use them to make hot chocolate.

It was so wonderful that it made me slightly nauseous from the sugar and chocolate, and I still wanted more.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 12:32 AM (mUa7G)

724 But yes, pink bubblegum cigars were cool, as was Big League Chew and beef jerky "dip".

You really have a whole slew of tobacco-mimicking food products for kids.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Big League Chew and jerky dip were the shit.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 20, 2018 12:32 AM (xEuHL)

725 714 No one has taken the initiative to make candy joints.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Cuz that's all ...like... hard...man.
----
Made me laugh

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 20, 2018 12:32 AM (IDhUW)

726 Go, go you Pilots!

If Milwaukee gets to the World Series, will this technically end the Seattle Mariners outstanding streak of futility?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 20, 2018 12:33 AM (mB4El)

727
Fred Barnes, to this day, cannot eat at the company cafeteria without finding loogies and pubic hair on his tray.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 20, 2018 12:31 AM (Z4rgH)

......

What are your sources?

Posted by: Smaug, hawking loogies in Fred Barnes chili at October 20, 2018 12:33 AM (4YsU2)

728 Gotta prep to haunt the Ohio MoMe

Posted by: Buzzion at October 20, 2018 12:35 AM (kjYrm)

729 Um... hi?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at October 20, 2018 12:36 AM (0bu2O)

730

You could dance?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2018 12:36 AM (HaL55)

731 Going to Vegas next weekend for Halloween. Always a kick. Even for an old dude like me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 20, 2018 12:37 AM (KP5rU)

732 728 Gotta prep to haunt the Ohio MoMe
Posted by: Buzzion at October 20, 2018 12:35 AM (k

.......

Jealous. Off to KCMO Sunday.

Posted by: Smaug, hawking loogies in Fred Barnes chili at October 20, 2018 12:38 AM (4YsU2)

733 Is there any place I can register a "fuck you" to pixy and the mystery 502 error that I have no idea what I did, even though everything was what I wrote and not cut and pasted?

Because if there is such a place "Fuck You".

No hatred personally.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 20, 2018 12:38 AM (0QYMt)

734 Looks like Mahon just volunteered to organize GNAMM. I read that correctly, right?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 20, 2018 12:38 AM (IDhUW)

735

And I hope I remember to look for a Zero bar. Thanks, qdpsteve.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2018 12:38 AM (HaL55)

736 The Horde cry out, saying, 'Dydye Palpatine, how we can attain Slav gainz?'
And I provide Gopnik Workout vidya.

https://youtu.be/lu9GPqLL4RQ

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 20, 2018 12:38 AM (fA1SL)

737 731 Going to Vegas next weekend for Halloween. Always a kick. Even for an old dude like me.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 20, 2018 12:3


Let me guess. Lots of girls wearing "slutty {insert profession here}" costumes

Posted by: Buzzion at October 20, 2018 12:38 AM (kjYrm)

738 Off demi sock

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 12:39 AM (4YsU2)

739 737: ummmm, yeah. it's all good.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 20, 2018 12:39 AM (KP5rU)

740 It was a fun but very strange time in music and culture. Most any woman would agree to dance with you if asked.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 20, 2018 12:17 AM (I16G

---
you must have been on a different planet than the one i was on...
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 20, 2018 12:31 AM (kRSP9)

-------------

Nah, same planet, different atttitudes I guess. I went with the reality of the situation. It worked well at that time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 20, 2018 12:40 AM (I16G8)

741 Hi Blanco

Welcome, how's your evening?

Reminds me, prayers up JamesMadison.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 20, 2018 12:40 AM (IDhUW)

742 Brosie an not a DOOM.......

Tits is obviously wired in.....for real. Those first row behind the plate tickets aren't even for sale.......an as Bro said, if she was there game 1 an 2......then............well.........$$$$$$$ have weight so to speak...

An that, unfortunately, goes for Fucktard Orange Dipshit as well.....

Seriously, what a FUCKIN douche......97/100 he's trust fund/tech money.......

They should put truly deserving folks down there that are FANS.

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at October 20, 2018 12:40 AM (yODzt)

743 I think the 502 error is just a server issue and it's not about what was written. If it's a "smart punctuation" problem from the browser or copy paste you get the red text error.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 20, 2018 12:41 AM (kjYrm)

744 727 What are your sources?

Posted by: Smaug, hawking loogies in Fred Barnes chili

My dad was a cop.
*************

Say, have the TXMoMe debacheries begun yet?

I want to point out that there is no shame in posting pics of SMH passed out in the guacamole.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 20, 2018 12:41 AM (Z4rgH)

745 Go, go you Pilots!

I first came across the Seattle Pilots on a list of the Ten Ugliest Baseball Uniforms of All Time: the Pilots are at the top of the page: https://tinyurl.com/yc7tdlzn

And yes, I'd agree that the 1979 Phillies all-burgundy "Saturday Night Specials" belong on the list too.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 20, 2018 12:42 AM (3C9q2)

746 Kashoggi

On July 18, 2016, Hassan Afshar, 19, was hanged in Arak Prison in Iran's Markazi Province. The sole "crime" he was charged with was being homosexual. He was arrested when he was 17.

As we all know, as a result of this revolting execution, the Obama Administration broke off diplomatic relations with Iran, suspended the nuclear agreements with Iran, and let a world-wide campaign to demonize and delegitimize Iran.

Oh wait - the Obama Administration did none of that.

Afshar wasn't buds with the Washington Post, so the Democrats could have cared less when he was executed.

Posted by: The ARC of History at October 20, 2018 12:42 AM (I2/tG)

747 Test

Posted by: JTB at October 20, 2018 12:43 AM (V+03K)

748 733

No hatred personally.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 20, 2018 12:38 AM (0QYMt)

.....
I got no emboxement banhammering authority but insulting Pyxy is a no go. I suggest turning off smart punctuation if using apple and boxing yourself for a suitable period. And apologizing to Pyxy most prostrate.

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 12:44 AM (4YsU2)

749 733
i feel your pain. i've been getting the "long unbroken strings" error when the longest word is "wiki pedia".

Posted by: Anachronda at October 20, 2018 12:44 AM (2//jc)

750 well, if, as i suspect, "gnamm" stands for grand north american moron meetup, we'd need to put together a slate of speakers on subjects like zek management, samurai nazi theory, assless chaps maintenance, and girl farts.

Posted by: Anachronda

Sounds almost like a cruise.

Posted by: Frank Drebin at October 20, 2018 12:44 AM (wc+Nc)

751 Kashoggi
---
I haven't followed this story. Anyone want to give me a summary?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 20, 2018 12:44 AM (IDhUW)

752 Off Naked Gun sock

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 20, 2018 12:45 AM (wc+Nc)

753 >>Anyone want to give me a summary?


1 Dead Muslim

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2018 12:47 AM (3wGnw)

754 Welcome, how's your evening?
Pretty good, since I'm not working right now.
Kashoggi

---

I haven't followed this story. Anyone want to give me a summary?


Washington Post reporter who turns out to be a Muslim Brotherhood guy and a drinking buddy of Osama bin Laden gets killed in Turkey, possibly inside the Saudi embassy. Everyone denies everything.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at October 20, 2018 12:47 AM (0bu2O)

755 751 Kashoggi
---
I haven't followed this story. Anyone want to give me a summary?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 20, 2018 12:44 AM (IDhUW)


He was in Turkey. Went into the Saudi embassy supposedly and hasn't been seen since. He wrote a few opinion pieces for WaPo so of course he's a "journalist" so his death is the worst thing ever because Trump is the current president.

What they want to ignore is that he was a vocal critic of the prince that is pushing for all the reforms to modernize Saudi Arabia. You know like clamping down on Wahhabism and getting friendly with Israel. And he is a Muslim Brotherhood member and had connections to Bin Laden.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 20, 2018 12:49 AM (kjYrm)

756 I haven't followed this story. Anyone want to give me a summary?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Kebab on kebab violence.
Fucks given: 0

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 20, 2018 12:50 AM (xEuHL)

757 if i have won the Mega, there will be a GWWMoMe...

D/T/L TBA

the location will have to allow full auto weapons, explosions, etc, but will be free to all invitees and their guests.

we'll make Burning Man look like the pansies they are.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 20, 2018 12:53 AM (kRSP9)

758 AOS
My favorite news source
Thanks everyone

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 20, 2018 12:54 AM (IDhUW)

759 749 733
i feel your pain. i've been getting the "long unbroken strings" error when the longest word is "wiki pedia".
Posted by: Anachronda at October 20, 2018 12:44 AM (2//jc)

.......

Again turn off smart punctuation in apple keyboard settings.

And Pyxie, the Hoard loves you despite the one needing emboxment commentator at 733.

Thank you for keeping the drooly drooling trolls off and threads clean.

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 12:55 AM (4YsU2)

760 Washington Post reporter who turns out to be a Muslim Brotherhood guy and a drinking buddy of Osama bin Laden gets killed in Turkey, possibly inside the Saudi embassy. Everyone denies everything.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at October 20, 2018 12:47 AM (0bu2O)

------------

Not even a "reporter", buf an unpaid "contributor".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 20, 2018 12:55 AM (I16G8)

761 Muslim Brotherhood loses a schill. Film at 11.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2018 12:56 AM (3wGnw)

762 Mc AssKill's hubby sounds nice...

birds of a feather, and all that.

https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2018/10/19/plot-twist-
it-looks-urine-might-take-down-a-politician-in-
2018-but-its-not-the-one-dems-were-hoping-for/

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 20, 2018 12:56 AM (kRSP9)

763 Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 12:44 AM (4YsU2)

Yes, I know.

Most prostrate apologies called forth from frustrations of errors I did not know I was calling from a where I have no idea.

Again - fulminations of askings for a forgivness.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 20, 2018 12:56 AM (0QYMt)

764 "Seriously, what a FUCKIN douche......97/100 he's trust fund/tech money.......

They should put truly deserving folk"

If it's Marlins Man, IIRC he's a lawyer.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 20, 2018 12:57 AM (icI8A)

765 from NY Post


"Saudi Arabia admitted for the first time on Friday that journalist Jamal Khashoggi was killed in the regime's consulate in Turkey, claiming he got into a 'fist fight' that cost him his life.

The assessment by the Saudi attorney general was broadcast on state television.

The broadcast also reported that five top officials have been fired and 18 Saudi nationals detained as suspects in the death."

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybhl3ouh

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 12:58 AM (mUa7G)

766 754

Deny, Deny, DENY !!!

Posted by: Robert Morse, in a motel room, with a sheet at October 20, 2018 12:59 AM (wWUkD)

767
Muslim Brotherhood loses a schill. Film at 11.
---
Dog bites man story.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 20, 2018 12:59 AM (IDhUW)

768 I want to know exactly how somebody could kill Sho Kosugi in an embassy. The man was a ninja for gods sake.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at October 20, 2018 12:59 AM (FAO5C)

769 Mc AssKill's hubby sounds nice...

birds of a feather, and all that.

https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2018/10/19/plot-twist-
it-looks-urine-might-take-down-a-politician-in-
2018-but-its-not-the-one-dems-were-hoping-for/
Posted by: redc1c4

SJWs always project.
Someone should write a book along those lines.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 20, 2018 01:00 AM (xEuHL)

770 Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at October 19, 2018 11:42 PM (5Y6RW)


Will pray for you and your family for healing and strengthening.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2018 01:00 AM (AllCR)

771
733 Is there any place I can register a "fuck you" to pixy and the mystery 502 error that I have no idea what I did, even though everything was what I wrote and not cut and pasted?

Because if there is such a place "Fuck You".

No hatred personally.


Are you using an iPad or similar device that has a( I think it's called) Smart Keyboard? Because you have to turn that off. It uses a couple of characters, especially apostrophe, quote and dash, that are different from standard characters for no reason that I can determine. Up in the post it's what gives black diamonds. Down here you just get a posting error. Wash your text through a Unicode to HTML converter (Duck Duck Go it) before posting and you'll be fine.

Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2018 01:01 AM (CTvSA)

772 763 Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 12:44 AM (4YsU2)

Yes, I know.

Most prostrate apologies called forth from frustrations of errors I did not know I was calling from a where I have no idea.

Again - fulminations of askings for a forgivness.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 20, 2018 12:56 AM (0QYMt)

......

Excellent start. Lucky I didn't have authority (yet?) to boof E15 in your general direction.

But yah, we all eff up.

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 01:01 AM (4YsU2)

773 Not even a "reporter", buf an unpaid "contributor".

So his English was better than what the paid staff churned out?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at October 20, 2018 01:03 AM (0bu2O)

774 Are you using an iPad or similar device that has a( I think it's called) Smart Keyboard? Because you have to turn that off. It uses a couple of characters, especially apostrophe, quote and dash, that are different from standard characters for no reason that I can determine. Up in the post it's what gives black diamonds. Down here you just get a posting error. Wash your text through a Unicode to HTML converter (Duck Duck Go it) before posting and you'll be fine.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2018 01:01 AM (CTvSA)

......

Its in apple general settings. Keyboard. Smart punctuation. Turn that boofery off and all will be well.

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 01:04 AM (4YsU2)

775 Let me metaphorically slam my head against the wall, just like I was metaphorically slamming my head against the wall when I was getting those 502 errors.

*slam*slam*slam*slam*

I do that in penance...and so dizzy...hey, it's 1961 and I'm in a motel just off the Vegas strip...this guy looks like Andrew Dice Clay, he comes in, gives me a knapsack full of money, and runs out...

*slam*slam*

...whoa, I hear sirens, I think I should go...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 20, 2018 01:04 AM (0QYMt)

776 759
Again turn off smart punctuation in apple keyboard settings.
not using an apple. windows 8 with firefox here.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 20, 2018 01:04 AM (2//jc)

777 Hey, I'm down with the Kit Kats, darling.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at October 20, 2018 01:04 AM (wWUkD)

778 @751.....

Just know that the Saudis pulled a Putin an offed a ex pat critic, but with bonesaws, not polonium......said critic was WashPo's house go to for "appropriate commentary"....(An aside, said critic was an avowed Jihadist/UBL buddy, legit)......

But fuck the Mexican Journalists EXECUTED by The Cartels......Fuck the Outrage when Daniel Pearls head was cut off.......

Now, they (MSM) get outraged........so much of a FUCKIN joke......The ABSOLUTELY DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKER EVER WALKED INTO THE ABSOLUTE LLLLAAASSSSTTTT PLACE he should've walked into..........and that's what happened....he got fuckin whacked.....as he should......Dumbfuck made it easy..

This epically Stuupid Fuck walked into the Embassy of THE COUNTRY he constantly Criticized, in a Sunni Country to boot, and thought shit was cool.........ohhhhhh, and after Pissing off the Crown Prince by dissing his overture at Pease.......An still thought shit was cool.......

Hopefully his genes ended when they whacked him.......cause his dumb is dangerous.

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at October 20, 2018 01:04 AM (yODzt)

779 "Hey!" nobody wonders, "What's on tonight's Other People's Videos playlist?"

• New musical tribute to Elizabeth Warren.
• Trump: #JobsNotMobs.
• Woolery v Clinton STDs.
• MRC on mobs.
• Dice on Dem Hopes.
• Wacky MOLE on Race Cards.
• What's Beto Done?
• Stop the attacks.

And then, for fun,
• Manitowoc on Gov Debate
• Demanding Kittehs
• Ozzy Man reviews plastic chair dude
• And science: my mouse pup has two daddies and two mommies.

You really owe it to yourself to start following Other People's Videos every day. And sending me money. Lots and lots of... wait... I need a paypal or gofundme...

https://otherpeoplesvideos.wordpress.com/

Posted by: mindful webworker - send cash or MO to USA PO Box 1215 - really! at October 20, 2018 01:05 AM (ECLlc)

780 If I'm goin' to jail, it won't be for a few cases of Bud Light.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at October 20, 2018 01:06 AM (wWUkD)

781 745 Go, go you Pilots!

I first came across the Seattle Pilots on a list of the Ten Ugliest Baseball Uniforms of All Time: the Pilots are at the top of the page: https://tinyurl.com/yc7tdlzn

And yes, I'd agree that the 1979 Phillies all-burgundy "Saturday Night Specials" belong on the list too.
Posted by: Basement Cat



Before even reading the article I KNEW the 1979 Pittsburgh Pirates would be on it. Those hats (which I had!! I was proud of it, dammit!!) and the banana colored uniforms. Still, they won a WS that year so it wasn't that bad. I'm beginning to think the only way they will win another is if the Baltimore Orioles get competitive again too. The Buccos have won 5 WS. The last 2 against the Orioles. Without looking, I believe they beat the Yankees twice and the Tigers once. That was before color TV. The first 2 were before TV.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2018 01:06 AM (0Px0y)

782
*slam*slam*

...whoa, I hear sirens, I think I should go...
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 20, 2018 01:04 AM (0QYMt)

.......

Ok that shit was funny.

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 01:07 AM (4YsU2)

783 776 759
Again turn off smart punctuation in apple keyboard settings.
not using an apple. windows 8 with firefox here.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 20, 2018 01:04 AM (2//j

.....
for windows the Hordian mindful webworker site has help.

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 01:09 AM (4YsU2)

784 Turn that boofery off and all will be well.
Posted by: Smaug

Rule 1: No Boofters
Rule 2: No member of the Horde should be caught after hours without an open beer.
Rule 3: No Boofters
Rule 4: No mistreating the NPCs while anyone is looking.
Rule 5: No Boofters
Rule 6: There is NO... rule6
Rule 7: No Boofters

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 20, 2018 01:10 AM (xEuHL)

785 This...it was this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=ct8RrKHGKHY

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 20, 2018 01:12 AM (0QYMt)

786 @764....
Bro,

Really.......this the FUCKIN Fucktard is a lawyer?

Legit?

I'm sure the Sherlock Reddits have sniffed him out.....But you got some insight?

(An he revels in the "infamy".....But I digress....)

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at October 20, 2018 01:12 AM (yODzt)

787 And I provide Gopnik Workout vidya.

The Horde cries out, have not the Slavchicks Wii?



Show your power, O Slavs, by breaking evil Yootoob with video of Gopnik Wii girl.

With sword, who then demonstrates preparation and presentation of zakutsa.

Also intriguing "twist" on shaken-not-stirred famous spy martini drink.

Posted by: Miklos, acting Ataman at October 20, 2018 01:12 AM (zCyNd)

788 New sign in the Saudi Arabian embassy in Turkey:
https://i.redd.it/hc0yul4bx8t11.jpg

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at October 20, 2018 01:12 AM (0bu2O)

789 Ok that shit was funny.

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 01:07 AM (4YsU2)


I'm mostly harmless. Just ask that Ford Prefect guy, the one overly-fondling the towels.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 20, 2018 01:14 AM (0QYMt)

790 Rule 2: No member of the Horde should be caught after hours without an open beer.

Prince Ludwig
....

Do the empties count?

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 01:14 AM (4YsU2)

791 The broadcast also reported that five top officials have been fired and 18 Saudi nationals detained as suspects in the death."


I say Jamie Gorelick.


Look for Kashoggi's Arkansas connections.

Posted by: Miklos, asst. acting Ataman at October 20, 2018 01:15 AM (zCyNd)

792 Rule 2: No member of the Horde should be caught after hours without an open beer.

Spirits OK?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 20, 2018 01:15 AM (0OmEj)

793 Rule 2: No member of the Horde should be caught after hours without an open beer.


For us CO morons is the herbal remedy OK?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 20, 2018 01:16 AM (0OmEj)

794 Do the empties count?
Posted by: Smaug

Depends on how many.
The penumbrae...they are emanating.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 20, 2018 01:17 AM (xEuHL)

795 Yup, it's him - his wiki notes him being behind home plate during this current NLCS.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marlins_Man

Lawyer that owns a worker's comp firm. From the figure he paid for three years of Marlins tickets ($200k), he's easily spent millions on tickets alone.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 20, 2018 01:17 AM (icI8A)

796 Depends on how many.
The penumbrae...they are emanating.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 20, 2018 01:17 AM (xEuHL)


We peasants call penumbrae flatulence. Some can play folk tunes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 20, 2018 01:19 AM (0QYMt)

797 @788....

Nice......

"You are entering a bonesaw free zone"

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at October 20, 2018 01:19 AM (yODzt)

798 Spirits OK?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 20, 2018 01:15 AM (0OmEj)

If you brought enough for everyone.

Posted by: Miss Miklos, your first grade teacher at October 20, 2018 01:19 AM (zCyNd)

799 Puddleglum: You're correct. 1909 against the Tigers (Ty Cobb's only WS appearance), 1925 against the Yankees (Babe Ruth becomes the only player to end a WS game by being caught stealing) and of course 1960 against the Yankees (Maz's Game 7 walk-off HR).

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 20, 2018 01:20 AM (icI8A)

800 The legit question is.......do the "arrested" Saudis get a room at the Ritz?

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at October 20, 2018 01:20 AM (yODzt)

801 Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2018 01:06 AM (0Px0y)

Have you seen these photos of a bad uniform matchup between the Pirates and the D-backs?

https://tinyurl.com/ydx3dd98

Actually, the D-backs have taken a lot of heat for their new uniforms, one of which has been described as making the players look like garbage collectors at the International Space Station.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 20, 2018 01:22 AM (3C9q2)

802 Fuckin A!!!!!!!!!

Got 800...

It's the little things......

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at October 20, 2018 01:22 AM (yODzt)

803 Night all. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 20, 2018 01:22 AM (I16G8)

804 Miklos, nice - Gorelick.


She sort exemplifies the 90s/00s in the Beltway, mostly if not exclusively under Dem WHs.


Disastrous results of her work. Zero consequences. Riches. New opportunities.


She doesn't seem literally as mediocre or dumb as, say, many of the Clinton or Obama foreign policy people (from junior nobodies you'd never heard of before to cabinet level). But her results speak for themselves.


Consequence: wealth, very prestigious corporate board membership.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 20, 2018 01:23 AM (QDnY+)

805 Consequence: wealth, very prestigious corporate board membership.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 20, 2018 01:23 AM (QDnY+)

And Fannie Mae. Oh yeah.

Posted by: Miklos of long memory at October 20, 2018 01:24 AM (zCyNd)

806 Night CM

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 01:26 AM (4YsU2)

807 Further proof - as if it were required - that Fritz ruins everything.

https://youtu.be/voo0CpPcE0c

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 20, 2018 01:26 AM (fA1SL)

808 Ah, time to go to bed, and hope my sins don't catch up with me.

So here is this tiny url which I hope works.

https://tinyurl.com/y8zg6pao

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 20, 2018 01:26 AM (0QYMt)

809 Further proof - as if it were required - that Fritz ruins everything.

https://youtu.be/voo0CpPcE0c

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 20, 2018 01:26 AM (fA1SL)

Horde cries Gopnik Wii chick, as detailed in extraordinary expression of will of the people above.

Posted by: Miklos, third shift Ataman at October 20, 2018 01:30 AM (zCyNd)

810 Uncle Palpatine, after winning lottery, on my way to aidoru studio.

https://youtu.be/8hCczioWiZk

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 20, 2018 01:30 AM (fA1SL)

811 For us CO morons is the herbal remedy OK?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 20, 2018 01:16 AM (0OmEj)

.......

Joke. Delay. Delay. Oh now I get it!.

I got the lighter. Front and back.

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 01:30 AM (4YsU2)

812

Just tucked B'Gal in for the night and now it's Bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2018 01:31 AM (HaL55)

813 And one more.

https://tinyurl.com/q9bu6zt

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 20, 2018 01:32 AM (0QYMt)

814 Uncle Palpatine, after winning lottery, on my way to aidoru studio.



Horde will bathe in Kvass, for Uncle is Good Uncle.

Posted by: Miklos, third shift Ataman at October 20, 2018 01:33 AM (zCyNd)

815 Further proof - as if it were required - that Fritz ruins everything.

https://youtu.be/voo0CpPcE0c
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters

Our cousins clearly got the short end of the genetic stick, wot wot.
SHould've finished the job we started in 14, hey hey.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 20, 2018 01:33 AM (xEuHL)

816 809. And Uncle Palpatine provides teaser vidya.

https://youtu.be/3mpMpS4u2XQ

Star is Insomniac's future ex-wife.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 20, 2018 01:34 AM (fA1SL)

817 Joke. Delay. Delay. Oh now I get it!.

I got the lighter. Front and back.
Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 01:30 AM (4YsU2)

.......

Us 13bravos can be slow on the uptake but the after effects of the lanyard are BOHICA.

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 01:37 AM (4YsU2)

818 502 errors aren't smart punctuation. That's a 500 error.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 20, 2018 01:39 AM (kjYrm)

819 Smaug #783:
for windows the Hordian mindful webworker site has help.

http://bit.ly/aoshq-csg
Ace of Spades Blog Commenters Survival Guide

Seriously in need of some updating I will get around to any moment now.

Posted by: mindful webworker - necessarily at October 20, 2018 01:42 AM (ECLlc)

820 Traditional folk song of SMR, 'Sweet Home Alabama,' performed by heroic warrior-songsters of SMR, with accordion.

https://youtu.be/M5GRpA5H3CI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 20, 2018 01:43 AM (fA1SL)

821 don't touch weird dave.

Posted by: yes at October 20, 2018 01:44 AM (HTG/k)

822 truth.

Posted by: also ran at October 20, 2018 01:45 AM (HTG/k)

823 818 502 errors aren't smart punctuation. That's a 500 error.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 20, 2018 01:39 AM (kjYrm)


At this point I have exited, restarted, come back, and found everything working.

My (retracted) curses are out there. So it is all what it is.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 20, 2018 01:45 AM (0QYMt)

824 don't touch weird dave.

Posted by: yes at October 20, 2018 01:44 AM (HTG/k)

Would that be like playing Operation?

Cause that turned out to be an excellent drinking game. That's probably why you can't find one anymore.

Posted by: Miklos, boofing like a BOSS at October 20, 2018 01:46 AM (zCyNd)

825 sorry about your free wings!

Posted by: also ran at October 20, 2018 01:46 AM (HTG/k)

826 upside down rope.

Posted by: reason at October 20, 2018 01:48 AM (HTG/k)

827 Us 13bravos can be slow on the uptake but the after effects of the lanyard are BOHICA.

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 01:37 AM (4YsU2)

--
it's the starting low IQ and the ammonia fumes...

Posted by: redc1c4, 11H10 long, long ago at October 20, 2018 01:48 AM (kRSP9)

828 Leningrad Cowboys with Red Army Men's Choir is about the awesomest of third-degree awesome.

The Finns must have had a massive vodka budget to get the Rooskies to agree to this.

Or Yeltsin was just cool.

Posted by: Miklos, with better hair than those guys at October 20, 2018 01:50 AM (zCyNd)

829

My (retracted) curses are out there. So it is all what it is.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 20, 2018 01:45 AM (0QYMt)

....

Glad its working, but your URL is a 404 Not Found.

Mine's a 006 Does Not Exist. Heh.

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 01:51 AM (4YsU2)

830 Glad its working, but your URL is a 404 Not Found.

Mine's a 006 Does Not Exist. Heh.

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 01:51 AM (4YsU2)

Your URLs sleep with the fishes.

Posted by: A. Kashoggi at October 20, 2018 01:53 AM (zCyNd)

831 sorry about your free wings!
Posted by: also ran

FREE WIIIIINGS!!!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 20, 2018 01:54 AM (xEuHL)

832 it's the starting low IQ and the ammonia fumes...
Posted by: redc1c4, 11H10 long, long ago at October 20, 2018 01:48 AM (kRSP9)

......

Indeed, compounded by repeated exposure to loud bangity bangs and Wolf Pussy. At least I got to call it my gun. Heh.

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 01:54 AM (4YsU2)

833 828.
Or Yeltsin was just cool.
Posted by: Miklos.
**
Boris Nikolaevic was bought off with large pizza, blyat.
https://www.politico.com/blogs/on-congress/ 2009/09/yeltsin-drunk-in-his-underwear-hailing-a-cab-021553

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 20, 2018 01:55 AM (fA1SL)

834 it's all about the girls.

Posted by: reason at October 20, 2018 01:56 AM (HTG/k)

835 be square.

Posted by: be there at October 20, 2018 01:58 AM (HTG/k)

836 Miklos your socks are fabulous.

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 01:58 AM (4YsU2)

837 Boris Nikolaevic was bought off with large pizza, blyat.
https://www.politico.com/blogs/on-congress/ 2009/09/yeltsin-drunk-in-his-underwear-hailing-a-cab-021553
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut

Clearly a 'Ron at heart and a great statesman.
Let's raise a toast to him: cyka blyat!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 20, 2018 02:01 AM (xEuHL)

838 Watching Haunted on Netflix. Series on ostensibly real life ghost stories. Late night: check. Up alone: check. Drinking: check. I know better than this, but can't help myself.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2018 02:07 AM (H5knJ)

839
Just let me lock in this form data ...

Posted by: Virtually Nobody at October 20, 2018 02:07 AM (oYD2h)

840 837. Is true. Blyat. He even know how resolve constitutional crisis and threat of impeachment.

https://youtu.be/uT89IKxi6L4

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 20, 2018 02:08 AM (fA1SL)

841
don't touch weird dave.

'Ettes, ignore this man.

Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2018 02:10 AM (Vum0h)

842
Best Cube on youtube. All Cube are Best Cube. Some are bestier than others.

Language is Russian. Video is in the language of humankind.

Posted by: Virtually Nobody at October 20, 2018 02:11 AM (oYD2h)

843 Pope Francis Decries 'Insults' as a Form of Homicide

http://bit.ly/homicide-insults

I'm rubber and you're glue
Bounces off me and sticks to you?
I KEEELLLL YOUUUUUUU

future pluperfect


Posted by: mindful webworker - necessarily at October 20, 2018 02:15 AM (ECLlc)

844 Boris Nikolaevic was bought off with large pizza, blyat.


Page no linkov. Politikov claim page no found. Ha! Who is believing Politiko-not Miklos.

Posted by: A. Miklos at October 20, 2018 02:17 AM (zCyNd)

845 Eto Slavya, blyat. Slav pride worldwide.

https://youtu.be/55tu3kTyHRU

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 20, 2018 02:18 AM (fA1SL)

846 Reporting live from the Kristol Compound as the action unfolds...so to speak. Bill is fapping at a furious pace as the Mrs takes on a contingent of Congo tribesmen who arrived with their 'gear' slung over their shoulders...'cab fare not included.'

Posted by: Fluffy...Bill Kristol`s eavesdropping cat at October 20, 2018 02:19 AM (yhf6w)

847
Is not to be afraid. Is many peoples hid behind this hash. Many virtual machines, many virtual networks. Many different users. Is like potluck. You never know who you are going to get. Changes each shift.

Am here to ask Apple Fanbois about running Apple OS in Virtualbox on Windows 10. Web instructions very complicated; is to be seeking second opinion, yes?

Posted by: Virtually Nobody at October 20, 2018 02:20 AM (oYD2h)

848 Miklos your socks are fabulous.

Posted by: Smaug at October 20, 2018 01:58 AM (4YsU2)

They are vegan gluten-free non-GMO FairTrade cross-fit socks. Would you like to hear more? The best are only.....

Posted by: A. Miklos at October 20, 2018 02:20 AM (zCyNd)

849 For teh 'ettes : Heroic warrior-soldiers of SMR with traditional folk song.

https://youtu.be/_kj241uxIkQ

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 20, 2018 02:25 AM (fA1SL)

850 Eto Slavya, blyat. Slav pride worldwide.

Forget not the "Nashi" summer camps for make babies for Mother Russia.

https://tinyurl.com/yc59gboe

Caption (translated): "And what else bear do in woods? I watch."

Posted by: A. Miklos at October 20, 2018 02:26 AM (zCyNd)

851
Huh!
Internet Research Peoples said this was a bad time to ask questions.

Remain Blessed.
Night Shift can be asking your Day Walkers.

Posted by: Virtually Nobody at October 20, 2018 02:27 AM (oYD2h)

852 Pope Francis Decries 'Insults' as a Form of Homicide
Xxxxxx

I want Grammie Winger and Fenelon's take on this.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 20, 2018 02:27 AM (tIeHC)

853 don't touch weird dave.
'Ettes, ignore this man.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2018 02:10 AM (Vum0h)


*looks WD over with the female gaze*
*tickles him*

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 20, 2018 02:29 AM (tIeHC)

854 young Lucile Ball, doing the hula...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOwnsoqQA8U

oh my...

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 20, 2018 02:29 AM (kRSP9)

855 Night Shift can be asking your Day Walkers.

Posted by: Virtually Nobody at October 20, 2018 02:27 AM (oYD2h)

Be resting. It must to be late in Bangalore.

Posted by: Miklos, wishing to be assissting you with your perplexity at October 20, 2018 02:29 AM (zCyNd)

856 801: Hah, missed that. Most of those bad uniforms didn't bother me except the Padres. If your uniform color looks like diarrhea, change it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2018 02:33 AM (0Px0y)

857 It must to be late in Bangalore.


Is LunchTime in Time Zone UTC +5

Posted by: Virtually Nobody at October 20, 2018 02:34 AM (oYD2h)

858 young Lucile Ball, doing the hula...

From Hula to Babalu

The Unauthorized biography

WITH PICTURES

Posted by: AsRicky told it, I swear, to Miklos at October 20, 2018 02:35 AM (zCyNd)

859 Gopnik - Southern style:
https://youtu.be/WDxSgq88Clw

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 20, 2018 02:35 AM (xEuHL)

860 850. We do not speak of such things, for they never happened. All SMR are autochtenous, as science and revelation teach.
No children by Vladimir Vldaimirovic, save by marriage or from necessity for SMR.
* shifty eyes *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 20, 2018 02:36 AM (fA1SL)

861 Is LunchTime in Time Zone UTC +5

Posted by: Virtually Nobody at October 20, 2018 02:34 AM (oYD2h)

There is being non-stop need for calling to USA peoples regarding urgent matters also must to pay now

Posted by: Miklos, "call centre" QA associate at October 20, 2018 02:38 AM (zCyNd)

862 Pope Francis Decries 'Insults' as a Form of Homicide


So, got that pedo-gay problem resolved, eh?

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2018 02:40 AM (0Px0y)

863 859. Are the similarities between SMO and SMR in fact evidence of the survival of ancient folk-ways from the prehistoric worldwide Slavic super civilization that inspired legends of Atlantis and the Golden Age?

Ancient Slavonaut theorists say yes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 20, 2018 02:41 AM (fA1SL)

864 846: I am horrible. I laughed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2018 02:42 AM (0Px0y)

865 Gopnik - Southern style:
https://youtu.be/WDxSgq88Clw

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 20, 2018 02:35 AM (xEuHL)

“There are at the present time two great nations in the world, which started from different points, but seem to tend towards the same end. I allude to the Russians and the Americans.

Their starting-point is different, and their courses are not the same; yet each of them seems marked out by the will of Heaven to sway the destinies of half the globe.”

Posted by: Miklos, Comte de Toqueville at October 20, 2018 02:44 AM (zCyNd)

866 Sure, Gerald Ford said it. But the first use in print was in the 1950s -- by Paul Harvey. And Barry Goldwater popularized it long before Ford.

Posted by: Libertarian at October 20, 2018 02:46 AM (4v54H)

867 Ancient Slavonaut theorists say yes.

Mucho problematico.

Posted by: Smoke Turtle Shield Miklos, heir to all the Mayan lands at October 20, 2018 02:48 AM (zCyNd)

868 Sure, Gerald Ford said it. But the first use in print was in the 1950s -- by Paul Harvey. And Barry Goldwater popularized it long before Ford.

Posted by: Libertarian at October 20, 2018 02:46 AM (4v54H)

Thanks for...the rest of the story.

Posted by: Paul Harvey>Harvey Milk at October 20, 2018 02:49 AM (zCyNd)

869 I had a clever retort to 865, but I kept getting a 500 error, so fuck it.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 20, 2018 02:50 AM (xEuHL)

870 865. Heh. Turns out, the Straussians were right - the future is either American (work as amusement), or else it's Japanese (formalist snobbery).

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 20, 2018 02:51 AM (fA1SL)

871 The Politics of Starship Troopers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVpYvV0O7uI

Posted by: The Starship Hat at October 20, 2018 02:52 AM (itfg0)

872 king george we will kill 10 rebels for every british soldier and hessian mercenary they kill. (hessian deserters don't count) sounds like a fair trade to us america's general giap. george washington said. taliban said about the same.

Posted by: ramondo at October 20, 2018 02:54 AM (Z04Te)

873 Turns out, the Straussians were right


But Toqueville left out the Chinese.

Be just like the Frogs to get involved in a land war in Asia.

Posted by: Miklos Vizzini-Eisenhower at October 20, 2018 02:56 AM (zCyNd)

874 865:
Thats an impressive summary of a redneck hip hop video. I think.

It just made me want to consume vast quantities of beer and listen to Molly Hatchet.

{tried to copy and paste the quote from #865 but Pixy pissed on it}

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2018 02:57 AM (0Px0y)

875 It just made me want to consume vast quantities of beer and listen to Molly Hatchet.



While Molly Hatchet lives, the Republic survives.

Posted by: Miklos the Younger/Elder at October 20, 2018 03:00 AM (zCyNd)

876 So, in the immediate aftermath of the Kavanaugh circus Lindsey Graham said he go campaign against Democrat Senators for first time. Its been a couple weeks now... has he delivered on that threat?

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 20, 2018 03:20 AM (GtG/j)

877 This night has been awful. Any prayers would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at October 19, 2018 11:42

Be well all, prayers up. Hopefully by now you are all sleeping peacefully. Best wishes.
T


Posted by: Farmer at October 20, 2018 03:23 AM (yJ1e6)

878 So, in the immediate aftermath of the Kavanaugh circus Lindsey Graham said he go campaign against Democrat Senators for first time. Its been a couple weeks now... has he delivered on that threat?

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 20, 2018 03:20 AM (GtG/j)

No. His current excuse is that he has been attending to the aftermath of Hurricane Florence.

Posted by: Miklos, a Graham constituent at October 20, 2018 03:25 AM (zCyNd)

879 JUST IN

Lindsey Graham's Mandate of Heaven suspended


"There are certain compliance issues" said a spokesman not authorized by Heaven to speak on the record

Posted by: MiklosWireMustCredit at October 20, 2018 03:30 AM (zCyNd)

880 I wonder what guarantees this Saudi person received that made him think it was safe to go inside the Saudi consulate. Surely there was some betrayal involved. He must have been set up.

Posted by: PG at October 20, 2018 03:48 AM (iqCkn)

881 Lindsey Graham speaks, 'The Mandate of Heaven is purely a human matter.' We who surpass mere humanity may yet respect GEOTUS while striving to surpass where we cannot imitate, His love for us.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 20, 2018 03:54 AM (fA1SL)

882 I wouldn't trust anything the Saudis say on this matter. There is no reason to believe they are telling the truth.

It is a dictatorship with a lot of corruption. It is built into their history and is SOP.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 20, 2018 04:06 AM (tIeHC)

883 I wonder what guarantees this Saudi person received that made him think it was safe to go inside the Saudi consulate.

"We have candy "

Posted by: JT at October 20, 2018 04:12 AM (2s3aR)

884 Posted by: JT at October 20, 2018 04:12 AM (2s3aR)

LOL

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 20, 2018 04:14 AM (tIeHC)

885 Jigsaw was supposedly getting a marriage license or something like that.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 04:15 AM (T4oHT)

886 Hiya Platypus !

Posted by: JT at October 20, 2018 04:17 AM (2s3aR)

887 It's a curse getting up this early every day

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 04:18 AM (T4oHT)

888 Hey JT!

Why are you still awake?

And here is Skip getting up already. Don't know how he does it. He sleeps like 3 hours a night.


Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 20, 2018 04:20 AM (tIeHC)

889 Hey JT!

Why are you still awake?

I awoke at 12:30.

I foresee a nap sometime today.

Posted by: JT at October 20, 2018 04:22 AM (2s3aR)

890 And here is Skip getting up already. Don't know how he does it. He sleeps like 3 hours a night.




Posted by: platypus,


Must be those wonderful breakfasts

Posted by: JT at October 20, 2018 04:23 AM (2s3aR)

891 PM..or AM?

He does make great breakfasts.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 20, 2018 04:25 AM (tIeHC)

892 AM

Posted by: JT at October 20, 2018 04:26 AM (2s3aR)

893 Yes, you get to have a catnap. Curled in the sun. Those are the best.

I have to go to sleep. I have a morning coffee date. I'm gonna be a real crankshaft. My poor friend.

I've got visions of Halloween candy running through my head, so maybe I'll have good dreams.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 20, 2018 04:31 AM (tIeHC)

894 Should probably make pancakes this morning. Almost made the beginning of this thread, yet getting up at 4am daily it's like I am programmed. For awhile I would wake up a couple of minutes before the alarm.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 04:31 AM (T4oHT)

895 I was gonna wait until Skip told us what he was making for breakfast, but not sure I'll make it that long.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 20, 2018 04:32 AM (tIeHC)

896 Nite Platypus.

Posted by: JT at October 20, 2018 04:34 AM (2s3aR)

897 Oh! There he is! Now I can go to sleep.

Have a great day Skip!

Have a great day JT. Thanks for making me laugh.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 20, 2018 04:34 AM (tIeHC)

898 you been heh fow hour... you go naow!

fing amateur trolls

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 20, 2018 04:37 AM (kRSP9)

899 I really should nap a little, or run this to 1K, not sure which.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 04:38 AM (T4oHT)

900 Have a great day JT. Thanks for making me laugh.

Posted by: platypus


Always a pleasure.

Posted by: JT at October 20, 2018 04:38 AM (2s3aR)

901 Napping in the afternoon I think is wrecking night time

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 04:42 AM (T4oHT)

902 ( taste the rainbow)

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 04:43 AM (T4oHT)

903 Napping in the afternoon I think is wrecking night time

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 04:42 AM (T4oHT)

---
it's hell getting old, ain't it?

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 20, 2018 04:44 AM (kRSP9)

904 Well Skip, you could run it to 1000 by listing Halloween candy and rating them.

The camdies are listed in WD post.

Just in case you want to.

Good night Good Men.


Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 20, 2018 04:49 AM (tIeHC)

905 I'll see how it goes.

Posted by: JT at October 20, 2018 04:50 AM (2s3aR)

906 "A government big enough to give you everything you want is also strong enough to take everything you have".

That just sounds contemporary. No one in Jefferson's day would have ever uttered exactly those words. It's hard to believe that anyone would believe they did.

But then, nowadays people think of the 1990s as antiquity.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 20, 2018 04:51 AM (59GGI)

907 Yes it is.



Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 04:52 AM (T4oHT)

908 The men in Jefferson's time would have feared a government that would confiscate property or goods produced even if told for to e purpose of the common good.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 04:55 AM (T4oHT)

909 Should be in Texas, frozen Reese peanut butter cups are my favourite

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 04:59 AM (T4oHT)

910 Napping in the afternoon I think is wrecking night time

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 04:42 AM (T4oHT)

----------

Hell, nap in the morning. I hate waking up this early when I got nothing to do. I will be back asleep by 8, back up around 11 or so.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 20, 2018 05:00 AM (I16G8)

911 Khashoggi was a member of an opposition party, linked to a global conspiracy to destroy the party in power, supporting a movement of violent masked criminals in his own country, while hiding his true nature of naked partisanship behind a journalist cover.
I am not sure why the death of this man affects the MSM so personally. It is almost as if they see some part of him reflected in themselves.

Posted by: Pancho Villa at October 20, 2018 05:13 AM (VWE5i)

912 RE: Caravan Mayhem


This may be a ridiculous idea, but I'm wondering if the money Trump's trying to get for the Wall may be better spent on *Mexico's* southern border. Mexican's now make up less than 50% of illegal crossings and their southern border is only 1/4th ours, perhaps it'd be money better spent at the shorter border?

I dunno, just a thought.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 20, 2018 05:26 AM (neVm7)

913 882 I wouldn't trust anything the Saudis say on this matter. There is no reason to believe they are telling the truth.

It is a dictatorship with a lot of corruption. It is built into their history and is SOP.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel



Same with Turkey, Iran, Syria, Qatar, etc. That whole region is fraught with peril and deception.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2018 05:28 AM (0Px0y)

914 Money sent deep into Mexico for a project would be like money sent to Puerto Rico or the UN or California, straight into a politician's pockets to be spent on his associates while whining about needing more funds to get started.

Posted by: Pancho Villa at October 20, 2018 05:31 AM (VWE5i)

915 Well. I didn't win Megamillions. But then, otoh, neither did anyone else. The mania continues.

Posted by: JAS at October 20, 2018 05:40 AM (3HNOQ)

916 Hey, I passed the quiz!

Posted by: FireHorse at October 20, 2018 05:42 AM (/nb4a)

917 X-PROJECT TRUMP


To identify, specify, and reproduce Skip's work ethic.


And the Mexicans will pay, that I can tell you.


Hungarians and Slavs as arbitrage investors.

Posted by: #realDonaldMiklosTrump at October 20, 2018 05:43 AM (zCyNd)

918 I'm getting up finally

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 05:53 AM (T4oHT)

919 The pope's version of your speech is violence.

But denouncing your critics as mouthpieces of Satan is totes plus okay.

There's a cold war going on in the Catholic church. No more free will bullshit. Red Frankie says knuckle down to progressive Marxism or be damned.

Ugh.

Posted by: Gem at October 20, 2018 05:56 AM (XoAz8)

920 Blueberries seem to be gone so apple jack pancakes it will be

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 05:57 AM (T4oHT)

921 EMT is NOOOD

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2018 05:59 AM (8ikIW)

922 skip, it was Queeg.

Posted by: Gooshy at October 20, 2018 06:00 AM (H5LSt)

Nancy Pelosi, What Is She? F*cking Nuts?

2523.jpg


***

First, she had to pass Obamacare to know what the law was. Never mind reading it.

Now what does Nancy have in mind? Look out deplorable peons collateral damage.

“We owe the American people to be there for them, for their financial security, respecting the dignity and worth of every person in our country, and if there is some collateral damage for some others who do not share our view, well, so be it, but it shouldn’t be our original purpose,” she said Sunday.



I'm not sure about you, but I really don't want her to be the Speaker of the House.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:28 PM




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1 Huh

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 08:29 PM (QDnY+)

2 itchy!!!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 08:29 PM (dMvl+)

3 Nancy Pelosi is the dog poop that carries the parasite (liberalism).

Posted by: Ann at October 19, 2018 08:30 PM (NDO5Q)

4 Good for?
Absolutely nuttin'!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2018 08:30 PM (Evws/)

5 do you know the lone star tick carries a virus that can make you allergic to meat?
terrifying

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 08:30 PM (dMvl+)

6 Have you seen her talk? You forgot Spastick.

Posted by: pep at October 19, 2018 08:31 PM (T6t7i)

7 Hmmm, a post about how awful Nanzi Plousy is...

What's next, a post about how shitty rectal cancer is?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 08:31 PM (cY3LT)

8 They forgot one type of tick.

Posted by: Bishop Arius at October 19, 2018 08:31 PM (/qEW2)

9 BUY MY FUCKING PILLOW

Posted by: Mike Lindell at October 19, 2018 08:32 PM (3wGnw)

10 Boy Howdy, Horde!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at October 19, 2018 08:32 PM (+qbBa)

11 5
do you know the lone star tick carries a virus that can make you allergic to meat?

terrifying

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books!


My dental technician has that. She also can't eat gluten. She lives on....well, I'm not sure what. Air, maybe. That's it. She's an epiphyte.

Posted by: pep at October 19, 2018 08:32 PM (T6t7i)

12 8
They forgot one type of tick.

Posted by: Bishop Arius at October 19, 2018 08:31 PM (/qEW2)
Spaztick

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2018 08:33 PM (OOH1c)

13 Independent Alaska Governor Bill Walker has dropped his re-election bid and endorsed Democrat

All Independants are progressives!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 08:33 PM (JFO2v)

14 Spaz Tick?

Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at October 19, 2018 08:33 PM (+qbBa)

15 MisHum, you're not going to get a big argument from the Horde on that.


But the idea that the Dems would be rewarded with the House for their insane and repugnant behavior. Wow.


How about Adam Schiff as Speaker? That's been broached.


Which reminds me of something particularly appalling about a Dem House. They have shown, the last 2 years, utter indifference about - indeed, support for - the weaponization of powerful agencies of govt., including wanton criminality, to attack their political opponents.


Most people are probably half-boiled frogs now, everything just seems "normal". But the Keystone Coup attempt, the Clinton crime wave at State - these are astonishing, unprecedented abuses and scandals. And one of the major political parties, and its voters, don't really care - at all - about it.


They live here, but by no meaningful definition are they citizens, or countrymen.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 08:33 PM (QDnY+)

16 Those Arizona people. The absolute, bottom of the barrel worst! Amirite or amirite?

Posted by: Kyrsten Senima at October 19, 2018 08:34 PM (Gxd4c)

17 Anyone get the feeling Nancy is blowing Dem's chances because she knows she won't be Speaker ina future Democrat House.

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2018 08:34 PM (/cL3k)

18 If she is a particularly hirsute tick, she would be a hairetic.

Posted by: pep at October 19, 2018 08:34 PM (T6t7i)

19 I had lyme disease. I blame Pelousy.

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2018 08:34 PM (UGWs/)

20 Ha. Ya beat me, dude in MI.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at October 19, 2018 08:34 PM (+qbBa)

21 I have this feeling that she's going to be feeling Hillary on election night minus the 5 bottles of vodka.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at October 19, 2018 08:34 PM (wpJDK)

22 And look who she's talking to. Fellow loon Paul Krugman!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2018 08:34 PM (jDF8P)

23 Incoherent fossil.

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2018 08:34 PM (mCMQ5)

24 She controls a lot of money coming out of San Fran/Silicon Valley, so she is the Dems go-to person til she croaks.

Then they will find the next Bay Area loon that can control the firehose of moolah.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 08:34 PM (0QYMt)

25 Ahaha Luna"tick".

Good one.

Posted by: Redenzo at October 19, 2018 08:34 PM (14qvS)

26
All across this great land, Common Loons are meeting to vote on their demand that their good name not be impugned by having it associated with Miz Nanzi.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2018 08:34 PM (pNxlR)

27 Nancy Pelosi is brilliant and accomplished, and her facelift looks totally natural.

Posted by: Nathan Philip Chambers at October 19, 2018 08:35 PM (xEuHL)

28 One of her top priorities is rescinding the tax cuts.

And to #NeverTrump him to death.

And making her family richer.

And babbling incoherently into any microphone in sight.

So even if she gets the gavel, Trump will get her goat. He'll have her sputtering and raging, and 2020 will be a walk in the park for the Rs. At least I hope so.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2018 08:35 PM (Z4rgH)

29 Pelosi is a Terrible Nancy.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 19, 2018 08:35 PM (PUmDY)

30 20
Ha. Ya beat me, dude in MI.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron



Dude, I'm right here. And at #6.

Posted by: pep at October 19, 2018 08:36 PM (T6t7i)

31 27 Nancy Pelosi is brilliant and accomplished, and her facelift looks totally natural.
Posted by: Nathan Philip Chambers at October 19, 2018 08:35 PM (xEuHL)

lol

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 08:36 PM (dMvl+)

32 She's everyone's drunken mother in law.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2018 08:36 PM (jDF8P)

33 Is it absolutely certain that Peolsi would be speaker if the Democrats win the house?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 08:36 PM (4mUNO)

34 Nancy Pelosi is brilliant and accomplished, and her facelift looks totally natural.

Posted by: Nathan Philip Chambers at October 19, 2018 08:35 PM (xEuHL)


One more facelift and she'll have a goatee.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 08:36 PM (0QYMt)

35 Mikey's right. Today's tech tycoons - almost uniformly stupid, alien, vile freaks when it comes to political matters - are the major cash well for the Dems, so some Bay Area Dem idiot will likely inherit the role of money-wrangler.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 08:37 PM (QDnY+)

36 You don't even want to know about the prehistoric parasite that inhabit my rancid cooch.

Posted by: Nasty Pelousey at October 19, 2018 08:38 PM (Gxd4c)

37 One more facelift and she'll have a goatee.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren!

That's not a neck waddle!
THAT'S NOT A NECK WADDLE!!!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 08:38 PM (xEuHL)

38 29 . Frank's wife was a good Nancy.

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2018 08:38 PM (UGWs/)

39 Local radio host Rich Zeoli has a running joke that she is "Queen of The Undead" & feasts on the blood of virgins after each presser.

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2018 08:38 PM (Izzlo)

40 I had lyme disease. I blame Pelousy.
Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2018 08:34 PM (UGWs/)


That's a good point.

And why is it, if grape is already a fruit, grapefruit is another fruit. Shouldn't grapefruit get its own name?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 08:38 PM (cY3LT)

41 Collateral Damage

Giving your wives, daughters, and money to illegals that need pussy and money!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 08:38 PM (JFO2v)

42 I nooded.

Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2018 08:38 PM (NLLmE)

43 Totally OT: Is it just me or is Insty really getting wonky site-wise? Hesitation, locking, crashing and reopening no matter what browser.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 08:38 PM (0QYMt)

44 Remember when someone asked her about the Constitutional warrant for Obamacare? Her reply was "Are you serious?"

I half expected her to add "What does some old ship have to do with health care?"

(Incidentally, that triggered what was probably the last good column from George Will.)

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 19, 2018 08:39 PM (59GGI)

45 They live here, but by no meaningful definition are they citizens, or countrymen.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 08:33 PM (QDnY+)


The believe in no principles except one: "achieve our ends at any cost". They are sociopaths, animals.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2018 08:39 PM (/qEW2)

46 Is it absolutely certain that Peolsi would be speaker if the Democrats win the house?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 08:36 PM (4mUNO)

-------------

No, but it is very likely. She has a lot of power in the party and can steer a lot of cash at those who support her.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 08:39 PM (I16G8)

47 That poor woman is clearly not well in the head. The her loved ones don't get her to leave the public eye is a shame.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 08:39 PM (yQpMk)

48 Better if the house just fell on her.

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2018 08:40 PM (UdKB7)

49 Dodgers lead off with a Freese HR

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2018 08:40 PM (jDF8P)

50 Nancy Pelosi is brilliant and accomplished, and her facelift looks totally natural.
Posted by: Nathan Philip Chambers

Is true.

Posted by: Dr. Dr. Elena Ceaucescu at October 19, 2018 08:40 PM (zCyNd)

51 OT: HR, LA

Posted by: Hands at October 19, 2018 08:40 PM (786Ro)

52 22 And look who she's talking to. Fellow loon Paul Krugman!
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2018 08:34 PM (jDF8P)

Economist and Weatherpeople get to be wrong every fukn day of their life! and still get prizes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 08:41 PM (JFO2v)

53 Pelosi is a Terrible Nancy.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 19, 2018 08:35 PM (PUmDY)


I dated a Nancy, eons ago. She was a redhead.

Egad, she was a terrible Nancy, but oh my oh my, there was a reason why I stayed dating her for quite a while. Yes there was*.




*It wasn't her personality.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 08:41 PM (cY3LT)

54 47 That poor woman is clearly not well in the head. The her loved ones don't get her to leave the public eye is a shame.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 08:39 PM (yQpMk)


I don't think you understand how *large* the amounts on these checks are....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 08:41 PM (0QYMt)

55 5 do you know the lone star tick carries a virus that can make you allergic to meat?
terrifying
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 08:30 PM (dMvl+)


Vegans are now developing biological weapons?

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2018 08:41 PM (sdi6R)

56 21 Phrasing

Posted by: rammajamma at October 19, 2018 08:41 PM (mJmCN)

57 42 I nooded.

Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2018 08:38 PM (NLLmE)

Buxom nurse to sector 42, please.

Posted by: Dr. Dr. Miklos Miklos Boutros Boutros at October 19, 2018 08:42 PM (zCyNd)

58 Also, sometimes you have to break a few eggs.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 19, 2018 08:42 PM (6eEQ+)

59 'do you know the lone star tick carries a virus that can make you allergic to meat?

terrifying '

Life altering

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 19, 2018 08:42 PM (UdKB7)

60 Better if the house just fell on her.


She's never getting the Ruby Slippers back.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 08:43 PM (yQpMk)

61 She is another long past her sell date

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 08:43 PM (T4oHT)

62 Buxom nurse to sector 42, please.
Posted by: Dr. Dr. Miklos Miklos Boutros Boutros

I prefer to take em to sector 69.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 08:43 PM (xEuHL)

63 33 Is it absolutely certain that Peolsi would be speaker if the Democrats win the house?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 08:36 PM (4mUNO)


In before the predictit dude -- I just checked there, she's at 62 cents, Jordan at 20, McCarthy at 11, Clyburn at 2.

So in a nutshell, yeah she's a shoo in if the Dems take the House.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2018 08:43 PM (Z4rgH)

64 I don't care how assholistic the GOP candidates become...and they can certainly become muy assholistic...I will never vote for a (D) candidate ever, because I know and understand that they're entire philosophy is built on lies, hatred and lust for power.
There is no excuse now to be NeverTrump. You don't have to like Trump and you can find him uncouth or crude, but to vote against him (and us) means you are in favor of the destruction of the USA, in hopes that you'll be allowed to lick the bowl.
(Spoiler alert: you won't.)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2018 08:44 PM (l9m7l)

65 Nancy Pelosi, What Is She? F*cking Nuts?

Rhetorical?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 19, 2018 08:44 PM (Tyii7)

66 Buxom nurse to sector 42, please.
Posted by: Dr. Dr. Miklos Miklos Boutros Boutros at October 19, 2018 08:42 PM (zCyNd)



I'm an assman. Just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2018 08:44 PM (NLLmE)

67 Does anyone else feel the red white checkered crap is very disrespectful?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 19, 2018 08:44 PM (PUmDY)

68 Better if the house just fell on her.
Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2018 08:40 PM (UdKB7)


Heavens, no! This is how you get flying monkeys.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 08:44 PM (cY3LT)

69 I prefer to take em to sector 69.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 08:43 PM (xEuHL)

I would take a 68

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 08:45 PM (JFO2v)

70 Economist and Weatherpeople get to be wrong every fukn day of their life! and still get prizes.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 08:41 PM (JFO2v)


Reds are notorious for giving each other awards and other recognition.

Then they bill their spokescomrades as "the award-winning ..."

IIRC, Whitaker Chambers talks about this in Witness/

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 08:45 PM (YqDXo)

71 I will say that I would have hit that back when Kennedy was President.

http://bit.ly/2PJFbaC

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 08:45 PM (yQpMk)

72 Brett McGarland will never be SCOTUS.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 19, 2018 08:45 PM (/qEW2)

73 One more facelift and she'll have a goatee. "

Double front hole?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 19, 2018 08:46 PM (6qErC)

74 Mike Lindell: "BUY MY FUCKING PILLOW"

Goodbye, Sexbots. Hello, Pillows!

Posted by: Japan at October 19, 2018 08:46 PM (6eEQ+)

75 19
I had lyme disease. I blame Pelousy.
You are spelling it incorrectly - it is Peeelousy. I also refer to her as Nazzi Peeelousy.

Posted by: Grannymimi at October 19, 2018 08:46 PM (u5LFV)

76 you know the lone star tick carries a virus that can make you allergic to meat?
terrifying
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books!

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I used to work with a great guy - a larger gentleman from New Orleans with a true passion for seafood, who warned me not to eat too much shellfish continually.

Apparently, he managed to "overdose" on shrimp, and couldn't eat any shellfish for what he said was the worst five years of his life because it would induce a violent reaction.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 08:46 PM (5aX2M)

77 _
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Does anyone else feel the red white checkered crap is very disrespectful?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 19, 2018 08:44 PM

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I'm no doctor, but, if you have white checkered crap, you should probably see one.

Posted by: irright at October 19, 2018 08:46 PM (RVcmP)

78 >>>How about Adam Schiff as Speaker? That's been broached.


Rhomboid, really Schiff? A privileged white male? Nah, couldn't be.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2018 08:46 PM (Ss+Em)

79
She promises to resist President McKinley every day

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2018 08:46 PM (SiINZ)

80 We owe the American people to be there for them, for their financial security, respecting the dignity and worth of every person in our country,...

Remember. She is a successful politician because she can say this with a straight face! Yeah, I'm thankful for the financial security and the dignity that has been GIVEN me by my piece of shit employees, the Government of the United States of America.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 19, 2018 08:47 PM (3sjI6)

81 65 Nancy Pelosi, What Is She? F*cking Nuts?

Rhetorical?


Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 19, 2018 08:44 PM (Tyii7)


I would like to meet this lass....

Posted by: Frisky the Squirrel at October 19, 2018 08:47 PM (0QYMt)

82 God I don't want her to be Speaker, nor do I want Adam Schiff, much less any of these fools like Mad Maxine heading up any of the Committees.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2018 08:47 PM (hECVl)

83 5 That would explain a lot of things

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 08:47 PM (T4oHT)

84 77 _
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Does anyone else feel the red white checkered crap is very disrespectful?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 19, 2018 08:44 PM

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I'm no doctor, but, if you have white checkered crap, you should probably see one.

Posted by: irright at October 19, 2018 08:46 PM (RVcmP)

Or charge people admission to see your toilet

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2018 08:47 PM (Izzlo)

85 I will say that I would have hit that back when Kennedy was President.

http://bit.ly/2PJFbaC
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Even in black & white from a distance, you can still see the crazy eyes.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 08:47 PM (xEuHL)

86 Show of hands - Who has early voted?


ME! I'm a Georgia Voter!

Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 08:48 PM (dczB+)

87 She seems nice.

Posted by: Piles of crap on SF sidewalks at October 19, 2018 08:48 PM (Tyii7)

88 I'm no doctor, but, if you have white checkered crap, you should probably see one.

Posted by: irright at October 19, 2018 08:46 PM (RVcmP)

I'm not a doctor, but I played one with several of the neighborhood girls when I was younger.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 19, 2018 08:48 PM (3sjI6)

89 I would vote for a Democrat over Paul Nehlen.

Posted by: Lady Badger at October 19, 2018 08:48 PM (XDlRF)

90 BeckChas, so so happy to see you. Was worried.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 08:48 PM (4YsU2)

91
78 >>>How about Adam Schiff as Speaker? That's been broached.


Rhomboid, really Schiff? A privileged white male? Nah, couldn't be.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2018 08:46 PM (Ss+Em)


It depends on much money he can clear per candidate. The Democrats are not anything if they are not principled about what matters most.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 08:49 PM (0QYMt)

92 Show of hands - Who has early voted?

ME! I'm a Georgia Voter!
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 08:48 PM (dczB+)

Can't until Monday in Texas.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 19, 2018 08:49 PM (3sjI6)

93 Whatever my complaints, Trump wants me to vote Republican on November 6th.


I will be there at 7AM when the doors open, armed, since that is allowed here.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 08:49 PM (yQpMk)

94 Or charge people admission to see your toilet

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2018 08:47 PM (Izzlo)

Ist fur gesundheit. Wieviel kostet?

Posted by: Deutsche Welle at October 19, 2018 08:50 PM (zCyNd)

95 Trump just mentioned there were 66,000 requests for 15,000 seats at the rally in Arizona tonight. I'd like to see Nancy or any of the others draw 1/10th of that.

Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 08:50 PM (K22Va)

96 I'm not a doctor, but I played one with several of the neighborhood girls when I was younger.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 19, 2018 08:48 PM (3sjI6)


There goes your shot at the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 08:50 PM (YqDXo)

97
She promises to resist President McKinley every day
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Remember the Maine!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 08:50 PM (4mUNO)

98 OT: reports say US will inform Russia next week that we are withdrawing from the INF Treaty (limits intermediate range nuke weapons in Europe).


Presumably because of Russian violations. Another bold move against Moscow, from the president controlled by Moscow, or something.


Cue idiotic hysteria from usual lightweights about "OMG war!!!!".


But in reality the only problem here is that we continue to link our security so closely to Europe's, when that has long since ceased being smart or rational, for lots of different reasons.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 08:50 PM (QDnY+)

99 http://www.thediplomad.com
Again a good short read on early voting

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 08:50 PM (T4oHT)

100 > Independent Alaska Governor Bill Walker has dropped his re-election bid and endorsed Democrat

Mark Bag Itch and his Deep State cronies have some dirt on him. Count on it.

Bag Itch was in the Deep State from the womb.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 19, 2018 08:50 PM (vOkuK)

101 86 Show of hands - Who has early voted?


ME! I'm a Georgia Voter!
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 08:48 PM (dczB+)

.......

Pulled the Big Red Trump Lever in Indiana two days ago.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 08:50 PM (4YsU2)

102 I almost choked on a mouthful of ale reading that.

Posted by: Grannymimi at October 19, 2018 08:51 PM (u5LFV)

103 95 Trump just mentioned there were 66,000 requests for 15,000 seats at the rally in Arizona tonight. I'd like to see Nancy or any of the others draw 1/10th of that.
Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 08:50 PM (K22Va)


Elizabeth Warren can draw 1/1024th of that

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2018 08:51 PM (Izzlo)

104 One more facelift and she'll have a goatee.
OOPS! forgot to paste I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: Grannymimi at October 19, 2018 08:52 PM (u5LFV)

105 I found a tick on my nuts one time. Not a fun thing.

Posted by: freakrd at October 19, 2018 08:52 PM (UdKB7)

106 Trump just mentioned there were 66,000 requests for 15,000 seats at the rally in Arizona tonight. I'd like to see Nancy or any of the others draw 1/10th of that.
Posted by: dartist

Elizabeth Warren draws audiences 1/1024th that size.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 08:52 PM (xEuHL)

107 How about Adam Schiff as Speaker? That's been broached.


Rhomboid, really Schiff? A privileged white male? Nah, couldn't be.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2018 08:46 PM (Ss+Em)
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The LA times was reporting this.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2018 08:52 PM (hECVl)

108 Missed it by ** that much.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 08:53 PM (xEuHL)

109 Nanzi and Shillery are in a race to see who reaches full dementia first.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at October 19, 2018 08:53 PM (+hE04)

110 BeckChas, I was very worried about you. Glad you are ok. Please find a support group. It helped me through my own crisis.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 08:53 PM (4YsU2)

111 I am a fan of late voting, on election day.

Confuses the guys at precinct trunk-of-my-Pontiac.

Posted by: Miklos, unpolled likely voter at October 19, 2018 08:53 PM (zCyNd)

112 Elizabeth Warren can draw 1/1024th of that

How? Oh, I mean hello!

Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at October 19, 2018 08:53 PM (Tyii7)

113 >>>collateral damage for some others who do not share our view...


Interesting way to put it,
not that their plan may leave some behind behind,
but if you do not embrace their view

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2018 08:53 PM (1g7ch)

114 Economitick indicators suggest Krugtron the Invincible is huffing Nancy Pelosi's anal emissions.

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2018 08:53 PM (Z9C5C)

115 Trump just mentioned there were 66,000 requests for 15,000 seats at the rally in Arizona tonight. I'd like to see Nancy or any of the others draw 1/10th of that.
Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 08:50 PM (K22Va)

That's what the $100 bills are for. Although she only seems to be able to get college students, homeless people, meth heads, and crack whores.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 19, 2018 08:54 PM (3sjI6)

116 95 Trump just mentioned there were 66,000 requests for 15,000 seats at the rally in Arizona tonight. I'd like to see Nancy or any of the others draw 1/10th of that.

Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 08:50 PM (K22Va)


They moved the Monday Houston rally from an 8k seat arena to an 18k one due to ticket demand. He does attract big crowds.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2018 08:54 PM (Z4rgH)

117 Saw a report within the hour Trump/Cruz are moving the Texas rally to a bigger venue

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 08:54 PM (T4oHT)

118 Trump just mentioned there were 66,000 requests for 15,000 seats at the rally in Arizona tonight. I'd like to see Nancy or any of the others draw 1/10th of that.



If it was her funeral, there would at least 66,000 people lined up to piss on her grave.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at October 19, 2018 08:54 PM (bML9A)

119 95 Trump just mentioned there were 66,000 requests for 15,000 seats at the rally in Arizona tonight. I'd like to see Nancy or any of the others draw 1/10th of that.
Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 08:50 PM (K22Va)


Elizabeth Warren can draw 1/1024th of that

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2018 08:51 PM (Izzlo)
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Then why in the world didn't they get a bigger venue?

Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2018 08:54 PM (hECVl)

120 86 Show of hands - Who has early voted?


ME! I'm a Georgia Voter!
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 08:48 PM (dczB+)


Early and often baby, early and often

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2018 08:54 PM (Ss+Em)

121 I like the "challenge" of voting on Election Day.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 19, 2018 08:54 PM (PUmDY)

122 Interesting way to put it,
not that their plan may leave some behind behind,
but if you do not embrace their view
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2018 08:53 PM (1g7ch)

it was basically a threat
unbelievers will be punished

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 08:55 PM (dMvl+)

123 The LA times was reporting this.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2018 08:52 PM (hECVl)


So we can discount it, then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 08:55 PM (YqDXo)

124 What time is the rally in Arizona?

Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 08:55 PM (dczB+)

125 I would vote for a Democrat over Paul Nehlen.
Posted by: Lady Badger at October 19, 2018 08:48 PM (XDlRF)


Never heard of him, and now that I look him up, I can't find any links to anything other than left wing sites, including the Weakly Standturd.

So yeah, forgive me if I hold my judgment.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 08:55 PM (cY3LT)

126 -
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I almost choked on a mouthful of ale reading that.


Posted by: Grannymimi at October 19, 2018 08:51 PM

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<resists posting as "Ale">
(Nobody tell Smaug)

Posted by: irright at October 19, 2018 08:55 PM (RVcmP)

127 Thanks, Smaug. I appreciate it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2018 08:55 PM (l9m7l)

128 95 Trump just mentioned there were 66,000 requests for 15,000 seats at the rally in Arizona tonight. I'd like to see Nancy or any of the others draw 1/10th of that.
Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 08:50 PM (K22Va)

I don't think the Cardinals can draw that many people.

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2018 08:55 PM (Izzlo)

129 Just saw a video of the line waiting to see the president in Mesa. It goes on and on and on and on.....

Posted by: Tuna at October 19, 2018 08:56 PM (jm1YL)

130 The abomination of "early voting" is here to stay, right?


Paper ballots. Voter ID. One day for voting.


Technically, and in terms of election integrity, and in terms of voter choice, the only acceptable formula.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 08:56 PM (QDnY+)

131 I've never early voted. Call me old-fashioned, but I believe in voting on Election Day.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2018 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

132
Did she remind us to not yell wolf in a theater? Because that's very important

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2018 08:56 PM (SiINZ)

133 If it was her funeral, there would at least 66,000 people lined up to piss on her grave.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at October 19, 2018 08:54 PM (bML9A)

She'll be buried in San Francisco. They will be lined up to shit on her grave.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 19, 2018 08:56 PM (3sjI6)

134 127 Thanks, Smaug. I appreciate it.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2018 08:55 PM (l9m7l)

....

Try a NAMI group. They are amazing people. If you want I can post email for you.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 08:57 PM (4YsU2)

135 I want to wait to the last minute to vote. Something might happen to make me change my vote from a shotgun toting redneck to a lefty nitwit commie.

Posted by: freakrd at October 19, 2018 08:57 PM (UdKB7)

136 As a former Republican and proud independent, I admire Ms. Pelosi for her courage in standing up for working families.

Stunning, brave women are needed to turn back the extremist tide threatening our land.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at October 19, 2018 08:57 PM (ismre)

137 The poster "girl" for the hazards and outcome of too many botox treatments.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 08:57 PM (csdLd)

138 I wonder what slander against Arizonans Sinematic Titanic will spew after the rally.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 08:57 PM (xEuHL)

139 124
9:30 EDT

Posted by: Tuna at October 19, 2018 08:57 PM (jm1YL)

140 I heard Arizona rally at 10pm, not sure if that's start or when President Trump is on. It will be on the Ingram Angle

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 08:58 PM (T4oHT)

141 The only thing pelosi owes to the American people is to take her followers and get the fuck out. Go buy a small communist country somewhere and have at it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2018 08:58 PM (9Om/r)

142 She'll be buried in San Francisco. They will be lined up to shit on her grave.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 19, 2018 08:56 PM



That would be piling on. If Pelosi's buried in San Francisco the shit will already be on her grave.

Posted by: Hands at October 19, 2018 08:58 PM (786Ro)

143 92 Show of hands - Who has early voted?

ME! I'm a Georgia Voter!
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 08:48 PM (dczB+)

Can't until Monday in Texas.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 19, 2018 08:49 PM (3sjI6)


And that effects the good old October Surprise; may as well launch that on November 10.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 08:58 PM (0QYMt)

144 They forgot one type of tick.
Posted by: Bishop Arius at October 19, 2018 08:31 PM (/qEW2)


Given the sock, I'm thinking Here-tick.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 08:58 PM (3C9q2)

145 You know who else talked about collateral damage? The comment "We can absorb terror attacks" always struck me as "victims of terrorism here are collateral damage". These scum are as callous of Timothy McVeigh, who also used the term.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2018 08:58 PM (/qEW2)

146 Then why in the world didn't they get a bigger venue?
Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2018 08:54 PM (hECVl)


Because he's smart. It's MUCH better to have too small a venue, and have people fighting to get in, than the converse. A crowded venue generates electricity and enthusiasm that is totally lost if the venue isn't easily filled. Attendees think that they were lucky to get in, which puts in a good mood. Conversely, attendees rattling around in a venue have the impression that they're chumps, that this is a loser, and everybody but them realized that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 08:58 PM (YqDXo)

147
Technically, and in terms of election integrity, and in terms of voter choice, the only acceptable formula.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 08:56 PM (QDn
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I remember Dave Chappelle got in hot water for saying he wished he hadn't voted early, because he wouldn't have voted for Clinton if he'd waited til election day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 08:58 PM (5aX2M)

148 freakrd, that's the "voter choice" aspect of why one-day voting is the only acceptable approach. Early voting is like making people buy/sell stocks based on 3-week old information, only.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 08:58 PM (QDnY+)

149 Elizabeth Warren draws audiences 1/1024th that size.

Posted by: Bizarro Amy Schumer at October 19, 2018 08:58 PM (6eEQ+)

150 I voted. Not one democRAT.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at October 19, 2018 08:59 PM (+hE04)

151 LA 1 Brewers 0 bottom of 1st

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 08:59 PM (3C9q2)

152 Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2018 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

I like to go and gauge the crowd. 2016 was a hoot. I've never seen that many waiting in the cold for the doors to open.

Not ever.

I think this year will be the same. I'm so revved up I'm gonna nag people about voting. Only the ones I know voted for Trump tho.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 08:59 PM (csdLd)

153
Paper ballots. Voter ID. One day for voting.


Technically, and in terms of election integrity, and in terms of voter choice, the only acceptable formula.


Posted by: rhomboid


Polls open 24 hours that day

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 08:59 PM (4mUNO)

154 Then why in the world didn't they get a bigger venue?

Security? Beats me but there must be a reason no one has taken a shot at him. You know there is a line a mile long of volunteers. Stay healthy Mr. Donald J. Fucking Trump, please!

Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 08:59 PM (K22Va)

155 130 The abomination of "early voting" is here to stay, right?

Paper ballots. Voter ID. One day for voting.

Technically, and in terms of election integrity, and in terms of voter choice, the only acceptable formula.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 08:56 PM (QDnY+)


THIS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 09:00 PM (YqDXo)

156 13 Independent Alaska Governor Bill Walker has dropped his re-election bid and endorsed Democrat

All Independants are progressives!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 08:33 PM (JFO2v)

_____


O'Sullivan's First Law: "Any institution that is not explicitly right wing will become left wing over time."

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at October 19, 2018 09:00 PM (TmqOV)

157 purple ink

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 09:00 PM (dMvl+)

158 The abomination of "early voting" is here to stay, right?

Paper ballots. Voter ID. One day for voting.

Technically, and in terms of election integrity, and in terms of voter choice, the only acceptable formula.



Posted by: rhomboid
True - but I have voted early already in OH.

And bought two new stripped lowers on sale. These two activities were not connected in any way.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2018 09:01 PM (9rIkM)

159 purple ink drank
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books!

FIFY

Posted by: St Travon at October 19, 2018 09:01 PM (xEuHL)

160 'Polls open 24 hours that day'

And the liquor stores. Maybe even vote at the liquor stores.

Posted by: freakrd at October 19, 2018 09:01 PM (UdKB7)

161 They forgot one type of tick.
Posted by: Bishop Arius at October 19, 2018 08:31 PM (/qEW2)


Given the sock, I'm thinking Here-tick.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 08:58 PM (3C9q2)

========

Bada-bing! Correct. I'm glad someone was willing to take a crack at it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2018 09:02 PM (/qEW2)

162 The abomination of "early voting" is here to stay, right?

Paper ballots. Voter ID. One day for voting.

Technically, and in terms of election integrity, and in terms of voter choice, the only acceptable formula.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 08:56 PM (QDnY+)

THIS.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 09:00 PM (YqDXo)



Yes, the only reason for "early voting" is more mystery, and more opportunity for fraud.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 09:02 PM (cY3LT)

163 Bertram, that's fine - 24 hour polling place hours.


Maybe even a federal holiday (for presidentials). Much of Yurup and Latin America do it on Sundays.


But no early voting. No regular "voting by mail" in-person voting, except for absentees for then normal reasons.


Paper ballots (good modern systems can count votes with this sort of ballot very very quickly.


And voter ID, for all the obvious reasons.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 09:02 PM (QDnY+)

164 Brewers lead 2-1

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2018 09:03 PM (jDF8P)

165 In the Diplomad 2.0 blog he tells of his early voting in NC, how it seems totally slanted to Democrats and how he got mail in voting by the last 3 places he lived.
He is always interesting

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 09:03 PM (T4oHT)

166 150 I voted. Not one democRAT.
Posted by: AlmostYuman at October 19, 2018 08:59 PM (+hE04)

.....

Big red lever here in Steuben County, IN, except for for one commiecrat it hiding locally. Scum

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 09:03 PM (4YsU2)

167 Brew Crew, storming back into it!

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 09:03 PM (3wGnw)

168 Aguilar 2-RBI double. Brewers 2, Dodgers 1

Posted by: Hands at October 19, 2018 09:03 PM (786Ro)

169 Kyrsten Sinema has stopped using "Democrat" in her campaign ads and she no longer mentions the Dem party in her speeches.

I'm starting to believe we might see that Red Tsunami on election day.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 19, 2018 09:03 PM (HiLJ1)

170 3-1 Brewers

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2018 09:03 PM (jDF8P)

171 I don't think the Cardinals can draw that many people.

How about the D-backs?

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 09:03 PM (3C9q2)

172 Those ticks can be quick. Don't think you can't get them if you hurry through the brush or if there's not much around you.

I knelt down by the foundation of my home by some bushes opening up a hatch for the water turn off. I only was there for a few minutes.

I got back in and was running my hand through my hair and ran into a tick. Luckily it was somewhere I could get at it and pulled it out before he got a good bite going.

They are deadly quick.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 09:04 PM (csdLd)

173 170 3-1 Brewers
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2018 09:03 PM (jDF8P)/i]

Me likey!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 09:04 PM (YqDXo)

174 4-1 Brewers

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2018 09:05 PM (jDF8P)

175 Ahhh, The Democrats.

Putting the "bile" in mobile vulgus, since 1828.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2018 09:05 PM (BRvh1)

176 I like the early voting. It's more convenient than on Election Day, and there aren't any crowds.

I don't like to stand in line.

Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 09:05 PM (dczB+)

177 And I am still forcefully flaming E15 boofing to comment 307 on prior thread.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 09:05 PM (4YsU2)

178 Thought Diplomad lived up in Temecula? He did at one point.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 09:05 PM (QDnY+)

179 My constituents tell me that wading through steaming piles of shit is a small price to pay, as they breathlessly (literally) await the dawn of The New World Order.

Posted by: San Fran Nan at October 19, 2018 09:05 PM (Tyii7)

180 Years ago in Ohio, bars, State Stores, and package stores were closed on election day. Also, no beer sales in the grocery stores. Social clubs could remain open, and everybody had at least a guest or social membership. I was sitting in one on election day, and the Sheriff came in just to buy the boys a round and see if anybody needed a ride to go vote. He won.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 19, 2018 09:06 PM (xzqr4)

181 she reminds me of the wizard of oz witch.

not the good one.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 19, 2018 09:06 PM (Zxy5I)

182 She promises to resist President McKinley every day

Posted by: TheQuietMan



Remember the Maine!
Peeelousy was on the Maine?

Posted by: Grannymimi at October 19, 2018 09:06 PM (u5LFV)

183
I see that Pelosi is thinking about passing the gavel to Adam Schiff-for-brains, that bug-eyed lying pskudnyak lapsed Yid.

First you have to win the House, toots. And I do not see that that is going to happen.

And I'm glad you got yelled at and called a fucking commie, you fucking commie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:06 PM (/9p9e)

184 Bada-bing! Correct. I'm glad someone was willing to take a crack at it.

My graduate degrees are in theology, so it seemed obvious to me-- I was surprised no one else got it before I checked in on the thread.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 09:06 PM (3C9q2)

185 Pelosi seems kind of insane, her gestures and her talk don't seem to converge.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 19, 2018 09:06 PM (PUmDY)

186 Tits the Scorekeeper is busting out all over, tonight.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 09:06 PM (3wGnw)

187 'I got back in and was running my hand through my hair and ran into a tick'

Mus be one dem hairticks ah's akeep hareing about.

Posted by: freakrd at October 19, 2018 09:06 PM (UdKB7)

188 Mail in voting is too ripe for all kinds of illegal crap

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 09:06 PM (T4oHT)

189 LMAO I think Jay Leno is a closet conservative

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2018 09:06 PM (e7oj4)

190 I here to offically anounce I am giving up on today.

Friday from hell. 1
Picric. 0

Hopefully tomorrow will pan out better.

Posted by: Picric at October 19, 2018 09:07 PM (nonGu)

191 I heard that Pelosi got hassled in a restaurant today. Is that true?

Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 09:07 PM (dczB+)

192 Tablet....fading.....needs.....power

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 09:07 PM (T4oHT)

193 All I want is for the House to remain GOP and for the Senate GOP to gain 5 seats.

That will put the outliers like Collins out of business for being the prima donnas all the time when the vote is close.

Stupid Maine voters. I hates them.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 19, 2018 09:07 PM (csdLd)

194 I don't like to stand in line.
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 09:05 PM (dczB+)


Neither do fraudulent voters.

And c'mon. Is it too much to ask to stand in line to protect our democracy?

There's a reason why the Reds want mail-in votes, early voting, motor voter registration, etc., and it's obvious: it facilitates electoral fraud, the Democrats' standard ploy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 09:08 PM (YqDXo)

195 191 I heard that Pelosi got hassled in a restaurant today. Is that true?
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 09:07 PM (dczB+)


Yelled at in Florida supposedly by Cuban-American exiles.

Called her "fucking commie." See Daily Caller.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:08 PM (/9p9e)

196
Kyrsten Sinema has stopped using "Democrat" in her campaign ads and she no longer mentions the Dem party in her speeches.


Slipped on the "Communist" label as easily as donning a pair of day-old undies, did she?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2018 09:08 PM (pNxlR)

197 LMAO I think Jay Leno is a closet conservative
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2018 09:06 PM (e7oj4)

-------------

Seems like he stays safely apolitical.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 09:08 PM (I16G8)

198 I like the early voting. It's more convenient than on Election Day, and there aren't any crowds.

I don't like to stand in line.
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 09:05 PM (dczB+)


For every one of you, there are five old foops or non-English speakers or lazy of color types or suckers off the government teet who ALSO don't want to stand in lines.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 09:08 PM (cY3LT)

199 Kyrsten Sinema has stopped using "Democrat" in her campaign ads and she no longer mentions the Dem party in her speeches.

Yes, I advised my naive little protege that straight-up "Commie" was much more effective.

Posted by: San Fran Nan at October 19, 2018 09:08 PM (Tyii7)

200 Passport control and customs are inconvenient. As are border security, maintaining a nuclear ICBM force, and requiring vaccinations against communicable diseases that would otherwise ravage society and the economy.


But necessary.


In-person voting, one day.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 09:09 PM (QDnY+)

201 Anyone on this blog that DOESN'T VOTE should be banned.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2018 09:09 PM (hECVl)

202 She promises to resist President McKinley every day

Posted by: TheQuietMan


She wants to take the rap for shooting him?

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 09:09 PM (3C9q2)

203 189 LMAO I think Jay Leno is a closet conservative
Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2018 09:06 PM (e7oj4)


You know he is full on conservative when he sees his tax returns.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:09 PM (/9p9e)

204
I here to offically anounce I am giving up on today.



Friday from hell. 1

Picric. 0



Hopefully tomorrow will pan out better.

Posted by: Picric at October 19, 2018 09:07 PM (nonGu)

---
my advice to you is to start drinking heavily...

Posted by: Bluto at October 19, 2018 09:09 PM (VIz3b)

205 Slipped on the "Communist" label as easily as donning a pair of day-old undies, did she?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2018 09:08 PM (pNxlR)


And just as stinky.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 09:09 PM (YqDXo)

206 Yelled at in Florida supposedly by Cuban-American exiles.

Called her "fucking commie." See Daily Caller.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:08 PM (/9p9e)

Hoo, boy. When people who have actually fled from an Actual Communist call you a "commie", you really done f*cked the poultry, haven't you?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2018 09:09 PM (BRvh1)

207 BechChas. Get in touch if you want resources. I consent to Pyxie connecting you to my email.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 09:09 PM (4YsU2)

208 I like Jay Leno on Last Man Standing

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2018 09:10 PM (e7oj4)

209 Maybe somebody should remind Nancy that the "New Rules" go both ways. Bi-Rules if you will. She's from San Francisco, right? She'll understand that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 09:10 PM (0Px0y)

210 Brew Crew 4 LA 1

Top 2nd

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 09:10 PM (3C9q2)

211 201 Anyone on this blog that DOESN'T VOTE should be banned.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2018 09:09 PM (hECVl)

.....

That would be HAMMERBANNED!

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 09:11 PM (4YsU2)

212 Years ago in Ohio, bars, State Stores, and package
stores were closed on election day. Also, no beer sales in the grocery
stores. Social clubs could remain open, and everybody had at least a
guest or social membership. I was sitting in one on election day, and
the Sheriff came in just to buy the boys a round and see if anybody
needed a ride to go vote. He won.
Posted by: bill in arkansas
So, a Youngstown boy are ya?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2018 09:11 PM (9rIkM)

213 maybe make election days a state or federal holiday (mandatory) and prohibit alcohol and marijuana sales until after the polls close, unless you have a purple finger AND a ballot stub to show you voted?


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2018 09:11 PM (VIz3b)

214 hoard to name a world series that could be less interesting or notable than the one that is likely.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 09:11 PM (MTjB1)

215 Jay Leno was the last major comic (I think) to use the previous, excellent, approach to political comedy.


He made fun of things that deserved it, or asked for it, and he was funny. And he wasn't vicious, or "political" in his mockery. Funny.


"Big financial news. Major banks had such a bad quarter, they're laying off 3 senators"


Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 09:11 PM (QDnY+)

216 Horde

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 09:11 PM (4YsU2)

217 Anyone on this blog that DOESN'T VOTE should be banned.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2018 09:09 PM (hECVl)


There are some people who live in deep democrat lands who might not see the point of voting. I don't think I would fault them for that.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 09:11 PM (cY3LT)

218 A little off topic but why do carrots and ranch dressing have to be so fucking good together?

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2018 09:12 PM (/cL3k)

219 209 Maybe somebody should remind Nancy that the "New Rules" go both ways. Bi-Rules if you will. She's from San Francisco, right? She'll understand that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 09:10 PM (0Px0y)


She's originally from Baltimore, IIRC. Her dad was a crooked pol there and I think she got anal from JFK at one point.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:12 PM (/9p9e)

220 212 Tonypete Warren, close enough.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 19, 2018 09:12 PM (xzqr4)

221 why would someone do anything to make voting easier for losers than it already is?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 09:12 PM (MTjB1)

222 "Called her "fucking commie."

You know who else hates fucking commies?

Posted by: freakrd at October 19, 2018 09:12 PM (UdKB7)

223 Yelled at in Florida supposedly by Cuban-American exiles.

Called her "fucking commie." See Daily Caller.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:08 PM (/9p9e)

Thanks, JJ!

Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 09:12 PM (dczB+)

224 218 A little off topic but why do carrots and ranch dressing have to be so fucking good together?
Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2018 09:12 PM (/cL3k)



"OOH. You're right!!!!...."

- - Sheppy

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:12 PM (/9p9e)

225 Brewerz 4-1 end of 1st?

Posted by: Krampus at October 19, 2018 09:13 PM (RcI5y)

226 218 A little off topic but why do carrots and ranch dressing have to be so fucking good together?
Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2018 09:12 PM (/cL3k)

Because the only two ingredients in ranch dressing are Buttermilk and Self-Loathing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2018 09:13 PM (BRvh1)

227 irright at October 19, 2018 08:55 PM (RVcmP)

Somehow this old lady thinks that was a a "not nice" retort you were contemplating making. Am I correct? Anyway, it was Oktoberfest Ale!!!Num,num,num.

Posted by: Grannymimi at October 19, 2018 09:13 PM (u5LFV)

228 hoard to name a world series that could be less interesting or notable than the one that is likely.
Posted by: yankeefifth

Remember the Yankees/Mets WS? There was so much New York self-sucking by the media, I thought their foreheads would collapse.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 09:13 PM (xEuHL)

229 no early voting
no voting without id
polls open at 8 and close at 8 no matter what

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 09:13 PM (MTjB1)

230 I think she got anal from JFK at one point.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:12 PM (/9p9e)

Giving or receiving?

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2018 09:13 PM (/cL3k)

231 The ESA webcast has started:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy4TjF_zNmk

Launch of BepiColombo is at 9:45 pm EDT.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2018 09:13 PM (sdi6R)

232 why do carrots and ranch dressing have to be so fucking good together?

Couldn't agree more!

Posted by: My Garbage Disposal at October 19, 2018 09:14 PM (Tyii7)

233 A little off topic but why do carrots and ranch dressing have to be so fucking good together?

It's one way to keep the carrots out of chili.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 09:14 PM (3C9q2)

234 Every election I note that you can't get better than the system here in my small burg. We vote by paper ballots that are electronically counted. Fast, accurate, and economical. A hundred people are voting at once after presenting photo ID.

The only thing that we could add would be the ink on the thumb.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 09:14 PM (yQpMk)

235 214 hoard to name a world series that could be less interesting or notable than the one that is likely.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 09:11 PM (MTjB1)


My nightmare scenario: Red Sox vs. Dodgers.

Two teams I detest, largely because their fans have, in my experience, been impressive assholes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 09:15 PM (YqDXo)

236 redridinghood, how would you propose such a ban be enforced?


Jay Leno's wife was/is a moonbattish-ish kind of gal, human rights or women's rights-focused, I think, so back when Dubya was knocking off the Taliban regime in A'stan, as I recall she would not join in the usual slanders against him.


Good late-night comedy was a staple, or at least a routine pleasure, a lot of my life. Leno was the last one who was watchable. He really continued the tradition.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 09:15 PM (QDnY+)

237 I see Colorado St. has decided defense isn't necessary. Boise St. draws first blood, 7-0. Also, don't like Boise St. uniforms tonight. Way too much orange. Look like traffic cones playing football.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 09:15 PM (0Px0y)

238 Because the only two ingredients in ranch dressing are Buttermilk and Self-Loathing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2018 09:13 PM (BRvh1)

Self-loathing is fattening, so that makes sense.

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2018 09:15 PM (/cL3k)

239
182 She promises to resist President McKinley every day

Posted by: TheQuietMan



Remember the Maine!
Peeelousy was on the Maine?


Posted by: Grannymimi at October 19, 2018 09:06 PM (u5LFV)


Remember the Maine!
To Hell with Spain!

Civilize 'em with a Krag!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Presents Last of the Fauxhicans, starring Lizzie Warren! at October 19, 2018 09:15 PM (0QYMt)

240 -
--
Somehow this old lady thinks that was a a "not nice"
retort you were contemplating making. Am I correct? Anyway, it was
Oktoberfest Ale!!!Num,num,num.


Posted by: Grannymimi at October 19, 2018 09:13 PM

--------------------

The thought was only there for a moment and I'm glad I resisted. I am a bit ashamed of even having it.

Posted by: irright at October 19, 2018 09:15 PM (RVcmP)

241 307 from prior thread persists. Puke.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 09:15 PM (4YsU2)

242 Remember the Yankees/Mets WS? There was so much New York self-sucking by the media, I thought their foreheads would collapse.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at O




no one really cares about the mets except losers who are looking for some sort of cool by deliberately choosing the underdog.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 09:16 PM (MTjB1)

243 131 I've never early voted. Call me old-fashioned, but I believe in voting on Election Day.
Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2018 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

I have a couple of times when I knew I was going to be gone out of town/state and there was no way I could vote on election day.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2018 09:16 PM (Ss+Em)

244 A little off topic but why do carrots and ranch dressing have to be so fucking good together?
Posted by: Robert

Wait til you try them in chili!

Posted by: MarkY at October 19, 2018 09:16 PM (PHNtd)

245 Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 09:08 PM (cY3LT)

Change is hard, I understand. I didn't want a microwave at first because I thought it was a fad.

Same thing for a pager. Figured it would be like being on a leash.

I only got a cell phone in case I had a flat tire or some emergency.

Now, my iPhone is my freaking life support.

So things change, get upgraded. Making voting convenient is a good thing for working stiffs and the elderly, not just for Democrat fraudsters.

Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 09:16 PM (dczB+)

246 All these Bernie wannabes are communist, they just don't want that label.

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 09:16 PM (T4oHT)

247 carrots are better than celery

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 19, 2018 09:16 PM (PUmDY)

248 redridinghood: "Anyone on this blog that DOESN'T VOTE should be banned."

Voting gives one the right to bitch about an election, otherwise talk to the hand.

I recently voted in an election that was tied. Tied! And the recount was tied. This was after re-counting early votes or otherwise. Even single votes matter. The runoff was even separated by only a handful.

Vote like your life depends on it because eventually it will.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 19, 2018 09:17 PM (6eEQ+)

249 Self-loathing is fattening, so that makes sense.


But, gluten free.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 09:17 PM (yQpMk)

250 219 209 Maybe somebody should remind Nancy that the "New Rules" go both ways. Bi-Rules if you will. She's from San Francisco, right? She'll understand that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 09:10 PM (0Px0y)


She's originally from Baltimore, IIRC. Her dad was a crooked pol there and I think she got anal from JFK at one point.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Baltimore? Huh, did not know that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 09:17 PM (0Px0y)

251 Tonypete Warren, close enough.
Posted by: bill
My first job after college was at Sheet and Tube down in Campbell. Use to hang out in Struthers/Lowellville Rd area at the clubs. That town was wide open in those days.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2018 09:17 PM (9rIkM)

252 And bought two new stripped lowers on sale. These two activities were not connected in any way.


Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2018 09:01 PM (9rIkM)

---
Classic Firearms has several different AR-15 lowers on sale for <$50, and LPKs for ~$40

got the e-mail this afternoon, so go get'em whilst supplies last!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2018 09:17 PM (VIz3b)

253 246 All these Bernie wannabes are communist, they just don't want that label.
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 09:16 PM (T4oHT)


No, no. They're "democratic socialists." That's totally different from "communists."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 09:17 PM (YqDXo)

254 Celery is anti-food.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 09:17 PM (yQpMk)

255 Two teams I detest, largely because their fans have, in my experience, been impressive assholes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 09:15 PM (YqDXo)

Do say.

Posted by: Yankee and White Sox fans at October 19, 2018 09:17 PM (oFsfu)

256 Two teams I detest, largely because their fans have, in my experience, been impressive assholes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at O



have two guys walk to the mound, flip a coin until someone wins 4 and go be done.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 09:18 PM (MTjB1)

257 She's originally from Baltimore, IIRC. Her dad was a crooked pol there and I think she got anal from JFK at one point.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Baltimore? Huh, did not know that.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 09:17 PM (0Px0y)


Correct. And Boxer was from Brooklyn.

Now you know why I rant about people from the East Coast turning California into a liberal cesspool.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 09:18 PM (YqDXo)

258 Do say.
Posted by: Yankee and White Sox fans at October 19, 2018 09:17 PM (oFsfu)

Hmmph.

*rakishly tossing a D-cell battery into the air and catching it, repeatedly.*

Posted by: Phillies fan. at October 19, 2018 09:18 PM (BRvh1)

259 I have a couple of times when I knew I was going to be gone out of town/state and there was no way I could vote on election day.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2018 09:16 PM (Ss+Em)

----------

This is me as well. Otherwise, I like going to the polls and voting on election day.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 09:18 PM (I16G8)

260 PrEsiDent Bu$H dOeSn't unDErsTanD ThaT whEn yUO cRY W0lF 1n a CrOWdeD threAtRe, theiR w1lL b3 CRUMBZZZ!!! M0w th3 lAWn n0W oR thERe W1Ll b3 colLatTeRaL DamMaG3!!//1!

Posted by: San Fran Nan at October 19, 2018 09:19 PM (o4fG0)

261 Been in my house since 1993, missed that year as didn't get registration sorted out, but since then missed 1 primary because I worked late and was to beat to go.

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 09:19 PM (T4oHT)

262 258 Do say.
Posted by: Yankee and White Sox fans at October 19, 2018 09:17 PM (oFsfu)

Hmmph.

*rakishly tossing a D-cell battery into the air and catching it, repeatedly.*
Posted by: Phillies fan. at October 19, 2018 09:18 PM (BRvh1)


I seem to recall Pirates fans tossing them at Dave Parker when he got into a slump. Horrible.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:19 PM (/9p9e)

263 Thought Diplomad lived up in Temecula? He did at one point.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 09:05 PM
~~~~~

He moved about a year or so ago to NC.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 19, 2018 09:19 PM (Ri0Ku)

264 Anyone on this blog that DOESN'T VOTE should be banned.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2018 09:09 PM (hECVl)


There are some people who live in deep democrat lands who might not see the point of voting. I don't think I would fault them for that.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 09:11 PM (cY3LT)
**********************
I don't think we can Bitch on this blog if we don't get of our ass to at least vote.
Only excuse is if there are 2 Dems, w/o a Republican opponent, running for the same position.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2018 09:20 PM (hECVl)

265 No baseball tonight in case the blue west coast a-holes win. Watching week 5 and 6 of the rugby championships. And being po of the rain and down because of not being able to go to the txmome.

Posted by: auscolpyr at October 19, 2018 09:20 PM (oFsfu)

266 not just for Democrat fraudsters.
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 09:16 PM (dczB+)


Except, yeah, it pretty much is.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 09:20 PM (cY3LT)

267 Celery was., is and always be shit

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 19, 2018 09:20 PM (PUmDY)

268 217 Anyone on this blog that DOESN'T VOTE should be banned.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2018 09:09 PM (hECVl)


There are some people who live in deep democrat lands who might not see the point of voting. I don't think I would fault them for that.
Posted by: BurtTC



I vote in NoVA though I know for a fact its pointless. I consider my vote more of a protest against my lefty, deep state cultist neighbors.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 09:21 PM (0Px0y)

269 235
My nightmare scenario: Red Sox vs. Dodgers.

Two teams I detest, largely because their fans have, in my experience, been impressive assholes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 09:15 PM (YqDXo)


I don't care about the fans so much as it would be the MSM's preferred pairing.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2018 09:21 PM (sdi6R)

270
My nightmare scenario: Red Sox vs. Dodgers.

Two teams I detest, largely because their fans have, in my experience, been impressive assholes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Suck it, Yankees Fan!

Posted by: Krampus at October 19, 2018 09:21 PM (RcI5y)

271 'Voting gives one the right to bitch about an election, otherwise talk to the hand. '

It's the only chance to change things. THWGPDT.

Posted by: freakrd at October 19, 2018 09:21 PM (UdKB7)

272 There are some people who live in deep democrat lands who might not see
the point of voting. I don't think I would fault them for that.

Can't get much worse than Crook County, IL. Not many R's on the ballot but I'm there and leaving the unopposed D's blank.

Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 09:21 PM (K22Va)

273 Would it be wrong to hope that Pelosi crosses her legs and her freeze dried skin sparks and she combusts?. Spontaneously?

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at October 19, 2018 09:21 PM (LpCq3)

274 LA 1 Brewers 0 bottom of 1st

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 08:59 PM (3C9q2)

Damn it!!

Posted by: Grannymimi at October 19, 2018 09:22 PM (u5LFV)

275 264 Anyone on this blog that DOESN'T VOTE should be banned.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2018 09:09 PM (hECVl)


There are some people who live in deep democrat lands who might not see the point of voting. I don't think I would fault them for that.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 09:11 PM (cY3LT)
**********************
I don't think we can Bitch on this blog if we don't get of our ass to at least vote.
Only excuse is if there are 2 Dems, w/o a Republican opponent, running for the same position.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2018 09:20 PM (hECVl)


I'm in NYC and I vote just on the odd chance that the smug Lefties think it's in the bag and stay home. That said, I think Andrew Cummo is double digits ahead or GOP challenger Marc Molinaro.

Sigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:22 PM (/9p9e)

276 Every vote counts. Even if it's 99% to 1%.

That 1% still counts. It serves a purpose. Every person of that 1% reminds the others that they are not alone. And it reminds the 99% percent that they are still there, and refuse to go along quietly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2018 09:22 PM (BRvh1)

277 I think there was a study that said men who eat celery are more attractive to wwomen.

Not when women see it, though.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 09:22 PM (3wGnw)

278 everywhere I have ever voted I was a political minority, so voting for me was like one big "top o the morn to you I am here and I am queer papi gaydaystpatricksdaypuertorican parade rolled into one.

hey, we are here and voting even though it is more or less the same as throwing an egg at a rock in effectiveness. suck it!

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 09:22 PM (MTjB1)

279 255 Two teams I detest, largely because their fans have, in my experience, been impressive assholes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 09:15 PM (YqDXo)

Do say.
Posted by: Yankee and White Sox fans at October 19, 2018 09:17 PM (oFsfu)


Dunno about White Sox fans, but IMO Red Sox fans take the cake for obnoxiousness. If the Red Sox went 161-1 they'd all still be whining about "the Red Soxxxx," in that stupid nasal braying accent. They seemed to consider any season in which the Red Sox didn't sweep everybody and go to the World Series as an affront against galactic justice.

In fairness, I've never lived in NYC, so they might do the same, so the jury (me) is out on that one.

LA fans are obnoxious because LA. If you're not obnoxious, they won't let you live in LA, as far as I can tell.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 09:22 PM (YqDXo)

280 253, 246 They can't tell you how they are different. It all ends in Gulags and misery.

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 09:22 PM (T4oHT)

281 MisHum, the situation you describe has always been handled perfectly by absentee ballot voting. Could, and should, be again.


As Grump confirmed, counting of paper ballots can be very quick. Scanned (fill in the oval) more popular now after FL 2000 than punch-card style, but that's silly actually.


It was an early, but jaw-dropping, revelation to me when several people I knew, who weren't dummies, didn't understand how the FL "recount" was an abomination, in principle, not just in practice. And these people understood statistics. If the counting machines are functioning properly - *the totals they provide are accurate*. Period.


Several states, like FL, have/had particularly stupid election laws. The systems they pay good money for are disregarded, to add the illogical and invalid but emotionally satisfying "recount" concept. Money wasted on systems that don't require recounts, opportunities for corruption opened up, etc.


(Dubya's winning margin in FL 2000 was ..... drum roll .... almost exactly that reported on election night, as confirmed by 3 independent audit "recounts" done by newspapers in subsequent years. Surprise!)

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 09:22 PM (QDnY+)

282 'I wonder why more white players aren't kneeling': Amy Schumer won't do a Super Bowl commercial, opposes the NFL




And how many companies have actually asked the tub of shit to do a commercial?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2018 09:23 PM (SiINZ)

283 Trump coming in to the rally with Osprey escorts.

http://tinyurl.com/ybjfu6vb

Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 09:23 PM (K22Va)

284 Voting gives one the right to bitch about an election, otherwise talk to the hand.

I recently voted in an election that was tied. Tied! And the recount was tied. This was after re-counting early votes or otherwise. Even single votes matter. The runoff was even separated by only a handful.

Vote like your life depends on it because eventually it will.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 19, 2018 09:17 PM (6eEQ+)


I did a bunch of write-in votes in '16. Didn't vote for my Senaturd, didn't vote for my congresscritter, who are both Repukes.

They managed to win anyway.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 09:23 PM (cY3LT)

285 Remember the Yankees/Mets WS? There was so much New York self-sucking by the media, I thought their foreheads would collapse.

The 1989 WS would have been eminently forgettable except for the earthquake; the A's swept the SF Midgets in 4 games. But hey, it was a pure California happening.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 09:23 PM (3C9q2)

286 Suck it, Yankees Fan!
Posted by: Krampus at O




the arc of baseball history bends towards the yankees.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 09:23 PM (MTjB1)

287 I so wanted the Astros to win. The Brew Crew are from a Trump State so I'll just pull for them.

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2018 09:23 PM (e7oj4)

288 Voter or not you can bitch all you want it aint gonna change anything.

Posted by: freakrd at October 19, 2018 09:23 PM (UdKB7)

289 Nomatter who is in the series, I'm sure Joe Suck will be working it. That's a nonstarter for me. Fuck him and the pizza he rode in on. Twatwaffle.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 09:23 PM (KP5rU)

290 Anyone who doesn't vote...

Spends a night in the box

Posted by: browndog at October 19, 2018 09:24 PM (bGMOs)

291 Can't get much worse than Crook County, IL. Not many R's on the ballot but I'm there and leaving the unopposed D's blank.
Posted by: dartist

You live in Crook County and you don't write in Coach Ditka for every office?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 09:24 PM (xEuHL)

292 15 Most people are probably half-boiled frogs now, everything just seems "normal". But the Keystone Coup attempt, the Clinton crime wave at State - these are astonishing, unprecedented abuses and scandals. And one of the major political parties, and its voters, don't really care - at all - about it.

And THAT is the message PDJT needs to hammer home, both in words and by declassifying the Russiagate documents. We are sliding toward Imperial Rome, and the peasants SHOULD BE revolting !!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 19, 2018 09:24 PM (In2xl)

293 >>the arc of baseball history bends towards the yankees.


Pinstripes Forever

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 09:24 PM (3wGnw)

294 Also,a vote for an Independent is a vote for the Dem... VOTE RED!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2018 09:24 PM (hECVl)

295
I'm in NYC and I vote just on the odd chance that the smug Lefties think it's in the bag and stay home. That said, I think Andrew Cummo is double digits ahead or GOP challenger Marc Molinaro.

Sigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:22 PM (/9p9e)
........

We got space for you in MO or IN. Northern rural IN or urban KCMO could use you.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 09:25 PM (4YsU2)

296 277 I think there was a study that said men who eat celery are more attractive to wwomen.

Not when women see it, though.
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 09:22 PM (3wGnw)

There was also a study that said lesbians are fat because George W. Bush hates brown people.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2018 09:25 PM (BRvh1)

297 282 'I wonder why more white players aren't kneeling': Amy Schumer won't do a Super Bowl commercial, opposes the NFL




And how many companies have actually asked the tub of shit to do a commercial?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2018 09:23 PM (SiINZ)


"We did!"

- - Tub o' Shit Lard

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:25 PM (/9p9e)

298 Now, is that your emotional support squirrel or an emotional squirrel supporter?

Posted by: Nancy from San Fran--be sure to wear some Charmin on your shoes! at October 19, 2018 09:25 PM (Ndje9)

299 I'm in NYC and I vote just on the odd chance that the smug Lefties think it's in the bag and stay home. That said, I think Andrew Cummo is double digits ahead or GOP challenger Marc Molinaro.

Sigh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:22 PM (/9p9e)


Vote for someone you really like. At least one race in '16, I vote for my son. I'm not sure what we would have done if he had won more than one office, I'm not sure if it's legal.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 09:26 PM (cY3LT)

300 You live in Crook County and you don't write in Coach Ditka for every office?

Lol, never thought of it. Your idea shall live on my friend!

Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 09:26 PM (K22Va)

301 295
We got space for you in MO or IN. Northern rural IN or urban KCMO could use you.
Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 09:25 PM (4YsU2)


IIRC my dad and his family used to travel in the summer to a farm near Valparaiso.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:26 PM (/9p9e)

302 We are sliding toward Imperial Rome, and the peasants SHOULD BE revolting !!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune

You're telling me, they stink on ice!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 09:26 PM (xEuHL)

303 I'm quite certain that there's no-one on this blog who doesn't vote. "Get your ass out & vote!" at a site like THIS is just preaching to the choir. It's as harmless as whistling or flogging the dolphin, I guess.

Now... if you have an aged relative who would vote if somebody assisted with the absentee process? That would be something real.

Posted by: strawdog at October 19, 2018 09:26 PM (Cssks)

304 'I think there was a study that said men who eat celery are more attractive to wwomen.'

I've had celery. It was slathered in hot wing sauce and I thought it was some kind of weird chicken part.

Posted by: freakrd at October 19, 2018 09:27 PM (UdKB7)

305 276 Every vote counts. Even if it's 99% to 1%.

That 1% still counts. It serves a purpose. Every person of that 1% reminds the others that they are not alone. And it reminds the 99% percent that they are still there, and refuse to go along quietly.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2018 09:22 PM (BRvh1)



You 1% folks can also serve as a posthumous object lesson for the 99%.

Posted by: Josef Stalin with a smile on his face at October 19, 2018 09:27 PM (sdi6R)

306 Anyone who doesn't vote...

Spends a night in the box



Posted by: browndog at October 19, 2018 09:24 PM (bGMOs)
************************
Should be a month and they should be Shamed for the next 2 years.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2018 09:27 PM (hECVl)

307 That tick illustration creeps me out.

Posted by: strawdog at October 19, 2018 09:27 PM (Cssks)

308 Voter or not you can bitch all you want it aint gonna change anything.
Posted by: freakrd at October 19, 2018 09:23 PM (UdKB7)


I think I'm gonna vote, then come here and say I didn't.

Just because.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 09:27 PM (cY3LT)

309 290 Anyone who doesn't vote...

Spends a night in the box

Posted by: browndog at October 19, 2018 09:24 PM (bGMOs)
......

Spent a few days in the box for erroneous NOOD, and Jewels put Hillary in the box with me. I VOTED BIG RED LEVER.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 09:27 PM (4YsU2)

310 5-1 Brewers

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2018 09:28 PM (jDF8P)

311 Brewers are fucking raking, tonight.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 09:28 PM (3wGnw)

312 I live in Texas and I'm going to vote for Cruz because Beta voters are shirty drivers

Posted by: logprof at October 19, 2018 09:28 PM (e7oj4)

313 297 282 'I wonder why more white players aren't kneeling': Amy Schumer won't do a Super Bowl commercial, opposes the NFL




And how many companies have actually asked the tub of shit to do a commercial?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2018 09:23 PM (SiINZ)


"We did!"

- - Tub o' Shit Lard
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:25 PM (/9p9e)

Don't mean to correct you J.J.
But.
Lard is useful.
Amy Schumer isn't.

She's more like cow shit

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2018 09:28 PM (Ss+Em)

314 307 That tick illustration creeps me out.
Posted by: strawdog at October 19, 2018 09:27 PM (Cssks)

IKR? All those cute, interesting little insects, and then that horrible, mind-shattering rictus down in the corner, piercing through your very soul

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2018 09:29 PM (BRvh1)

315 Hoo, boy. When people who have actually fled from an Actual Communist call you a "commie", you really done f*cked the poultry, haven't you?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2018 09:09 PM (BRvh1)

I have been suggesting that Trump announce a humanitarian gesture to bring in a million Venezuelans with immediate voting rights.

Posted by: Miklos, from former commieland at October 19, 2018 09:29 PM (zCyNd)

316 I used to buy Marie Collander pot pies that were lacking celery. I don't think they have them anymore. Sad!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 19, 2018 09:29 PM (PUmDY)

317
Ex-wife of McAssKill's husband accuses him of abuse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:29 PM (/9p9e)

318 Also - apparently, Carrots are good for your Sperm.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 09:29 PM (3wGnw)

319 I don't usually do this kind of thing but....

GO BREWERS!!

Finally freewheeling the bats, nothing left to lose and it's paying off.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 19, 2018 09:29 PM (z79tQ)

320 I get to vote against McCaskill again... third general election in a row. Hope three's a charm.

Posted by: strawdog at October 19, 2018 09:30 PM (Cssks)

321 IIRC my dad and his family used to travel in the summer to a farm near Valparaiso.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:26 PM (/9p9e)

...

The Region is precariously accounted as Indiana.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 09:30 PM (4YsU2)

322 Remember the Yankees/Mets WS? There was so much New York self-sucking by the media, I thought their foreheads would collapse.

The 1989 WS would have been eminently forgettable except for the earthquake; the A's swept the SF Midgets in 4 games. But hey, it was a pure California happening.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 09:23 PM (3C9q2)


Hey, '88 it was Dodgers/A's. '89 was A's/Giants.

I could only take so much.

Posted by: G*D at October 19, 2018 09:30 PM (cY3LT)

323 Well no, bitching is permitted and constitutionally protected and has no relation to voting. So everyone here, and everywhere else, can do as they please.

CA voters, for fun, when you identify yourself to the poll worker who looks up your name on the precinct list, as they hand you the ballot smile and ask them how they know it's actually you - and not somebody who is just using the (public info) off the precinct lists. No ID required.


Did this last time - got 4 blank stares of incomprehension back at me, followed by dismay and befuddlement when I explained.


Then let them know this system would probably not be recognized as valid by observers from the US, UN, or EU when helping facilitate elections in new democracies or post-civil war countries.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 09:30 PM (QDnY+)

324 288 Millions voted for Trump, you can see how much has changed

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 09:30 PM (T4oHT)

325 the arc of baseball history bends towards the yankees AND THEIR STREOID USAGE.
(Added for accuracy)

Posted by: yankeefifth

Posted by: Krampus at October 19, 2018 09:30 PM (RcI5y)

326 Don't mean to correct you J.J.
But.
Lard is useful.
Amy Schumer isn't.

She's more like cow shit
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2018 09:28 PM (Ss+Em)

------------

Even cow shit is useful for fertilizer and for growing interesting mushrooms. So that would be a step up for her.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 09:31 PM (I16G8)

327 Ex-wife of McAssKill's husband accuses him of abuse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:29 PM (/9p9e)

That was why she introduced him to Claire.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 19, 2018 09:31 PM (3sjI6)

328 'Carrots are good for your Sperm.

Baby carrots?

Posted by: freakrd at October 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UdKB7)

329 32 Posted by: G*D at October 19, 2018 09:30 PM (cY3LT)


85 Royals v Cardinals. That was something. Umpire Don Denkinger's call...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:31 PM (/9p9e)

330 She may be brain damaged but she's still evil.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 09:31 PM (NWiLs)

331 I get to vote against McCaskill again... third general election in a row. Hope three's a charm.
Posted by: strawdog at October 19, 2018 09:30 PM (Cssks)


If she wins I will eat my hat. Or somebody's hat. I don't wear hats.

She's toast.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 09:31 PM (cY3LT)

332 They're doing a travelogue of Devil's Island.

Apparently Ariane 5 will be flying over it on its way to orbit.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2018 09:31 PM (sdi6R)

333 S.O-C.K.
Country club initials ftw!

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 19, 2018 09:32 PM (yScAF)

334 I want to to get rid of quiet Bob Casey who votes exactly as Chucky tells him.

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 09:32 PM (T4oHT)

335 Posted by: G*D at October 19, 2018 09:30 PM (cY3LT)


85 Royals v Cardinals. That was something. Umpire Don Denkinger's call...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:31 PM (/9p9e)


You had to go there...

I still have PTSD.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 09:32 PM (cY3LT)

336 Celery is anti-food.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 09:17 PM (yQpMk)


I've heard it has "negative calories". Ie. there's so much fiber, it takes more calories to digest it than is actually contained in the celery. No idea how accurate that is.

Flavor wise it's innocuous: flavorless, like cucumber - watery, so I don't get the celery hate. And without carrot and celery sticks, buffalo wings would be incomplete.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2018 09:32 PM (/qEW2)

337 CA voters, for fun, when you identify yourself to the poll worker who looks up your name on the precinct list, as they hand you the ballot smile and ask them how they know it's actually you - and not somebody who is just using the (public info) off the precinct lists. No ID required.

I asked exactly that. They said, "Because you know your address."

I said, "That just proves I have access to a phone book, doesn't it?" Then I produced my photo ID, to make a point.

Better to light a candle, and all that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 09:32 PM (YqDXo)

338 Also - apparently, Carrots are good for your Sperm.
Posted by: garrett

Tried that. My sperm wouldn't eat them

Posted by: MarkY at October 19, 2018 09:32 PM (PHNtd)

339 Well no, bitching is permitted and constitutionally protected and has no relation to voting. So everyone here, and everywhere else, can do as they please.

Posted by: rhomboid at O



his talk to the hand reference meant if you do not vote he does not give a fuck what you think, not that you cannot bitch.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 09:33 PM (MTjB1)

340 Almost TrumpTime.....ready to RRRUUUMMMBBBLLLE

Posted by: Miklos, bar stocked; need BAR at October 19, 2018 09:33 PM (zCyNd)

341 >>Baby carrots?


Julienned

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 09:33 PM (3wGnw)

342 Flavor wise it's innocuous: flavorless, like cucumber - watery, so I don't get the celery hate. And without carrot and celery sticks, buffalo wings would be incomplete.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2018 09:32 PM (/qEW2)

It's the strings. They're just plain gross.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 09:33 PM (NWiLs)

343 335 Posted by: G*D at October 19, 2018 09:30 PM (cY3LT)


85 Royals v Cardinals. That was something. Umpire Don Denkinger's call...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:31 PM (/9p9e)


You had to go there...

I still have PTSD.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 09:32 PM (cY3LT)


As a big Mets fan back then, I HATED the Cards.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:34 PM (/9p9e)

344 >>It's the strings. They're just plain gross.


You know - you can take a peeler to them and like magic! the string is gone.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 09:34 PM (3wGnw)

345 Mrs928 observed that eating iceberg lettuce is like eating water. There is simply no flavor to it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 09:34 PM (yQpMk)

346 Also - apparently, Carrots are good for your Sperm.
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 09:29 PM


But not for your chili.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 19, 2018 09:34 PM (DMUuz)

347 T-10 minutes and counting.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2018 09:34 PM (sdi6R)

348 'I don't get the celery hate.'

It's the strings. Makes me want to barf. Like string beans.
Gross.

Posted by: freakrd at October 19, 2018 09:34 PM (UdKB7)

349 Celery has negate taste

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 19, 2018 09:34 PM (PUmDY)

350 Ex-wife of McAssKill's husband accuses him of abuse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:29 PM (/9p9e)

That was why she introduced him to Claire.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at O




well, mckasskil looks like she can take a blow.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 09:35 PM (MTjB1)

351 Tried that. My sperm wouldn't eat them

That's kind of short sighted.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 19, 2018 09:35 PM (hSQF+)

352
85 Royals v Cardinals. That was something. Umpire Don Denkinger's call...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:31 PM (/9p9e)

.....

Nothing like hammering the KCMO star catcher in the thigh with no consequences. Typical democraps.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 09:35 PM (4YsU2)

353 331

"McCaskill is toast"

No... she is definitely NOT toast. Not even turning slightly brown.

Do you live a long way from MO, perhaps?

Posted by: strawdog at October 19, 2018 09:35 PM (Cssks)

354 335 Posted by: G*D at October 19, 2018 09:30 PM (cY3LT)


85 Royals v Cardinals. That was something. Umpire Don Denkinger's call...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:31 PM (/9p9e)


You had to go there...

I still have PTSD.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 09:32 PM (cY3LT)


There's a joke about Sheppy hitting his prostate, but I won't go there (phrasing).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:35 PM (/9p9e)

355 Mrs928 observed that eating iceberg lettuce is like eating water. There is simply no flavor to it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 09:34 PM (yQpMk)

Watercress, my dear. More tea?

Posted by: Miklos, when is Brexit again? at October 19, 2018 09:35 PM (zCyNd)

356 14-0, Boise St.

ESPN was showing some of the football stadiums in the MWC. Hard to argue with the beautiful locations those stadiums are located in. The benefits of being located mostly in the Rockies.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 09:36 PM (0Px0y)

357 85 Royals v Cardinals. That was something. Umpire Don Denkinger's call...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:31 PM (/9p9e)


You had to go there...

I still have PTSD.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 09:32 PM (cY3LT)


Not worse than '13 though, when the Boston Steroids won it in 6.

Don't try to tell me some of these guys don't time their drugs to excel in the post-season. They have it down to a science, and MLB looks the other way.

Because hey, look at that exit velocity! Aren't the new baseball stats exciting boys and girls? Let's put a flame graphic on the bat to make it double cool!

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 09:36 PM (cY3LT)

358 Goodnight and good weekend.

Victory!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:37 PM (/9p9e)

359 > apparently, Carrots are good for your Sperm.
Posted by: garrett at

Well, duh! Carrots help the little swimmers see in the dark! Find the egg! Race to impregnate!

Posted by: Krampus at October 19, 2018 09:37 PM (RcI5y)

360 Goodnight, J.J.!

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2018 09:37 PM (sdi6R)

361 Do you live a long way from MO, perhaps?
Posted by: strawdog at October 19, 2018 09:35 PM (Cssks)


No, I don't.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 09:37 PM (cY3LT)

362 Celery is part of The Trinity, cher.

Dat make fo' some good eatin', I garontee.

Posted by: Justin Wilson at October 19, 2018 09:38 PM (zCyNd)

363 T-7 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy4TjF_zNmk

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2018 09:38 PM (sdi6R)

364 Iceberg lettuce is the single greatest crime ever perpetrated against the American populace since its founding.

If you gave me the choice to wave a magic wand and summarily outlaw, upon pain of death, either iceberg lettuce or the Democratic Party, i might actually choose the lettuce.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2018 09:38 PM (BRvh1)

365 Night JJ

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 09:38 PM (4YsU2)

366 That tick illustration creeps me out.

Cheer up-- I had a part-time library job when I was in grad school, and the periodicals librarian thought that a large poster of 40 species of insects that infest library books was just the thing to decorate the staff room wall. The bug I remember best was the German cockroach, because of the jokes people made about its preference for infesting the works of Hegel, Heidegger, Kant, and the other Teutonic Unreadables. The poster did make coffee breaks interesting, though.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 09:38 PM (3C9q2)

367 Watching Poltergeist. JoBeth Williams was teh original MILF.

It's a wicked satire on life in the exurbs.

Also, when I win the lottery, I will let you all know.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 19, 2018 09:38 PM (qhvfK)

368 Mrs928 observed that eating iceberg lettuce is like eating water. There is simply no flavor to it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 09:34 PM (yQpMk)

--@---------

Water is effectively what iceberg is. Give me romaine any time over it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 09:38 PM (I16G8)

369 Hey everybody.

I know this joke was probably already told above, but the chart is missing:

Robert DeNiro - Psychot-Tick

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 09:39 PM (miE9U)

370 Haven't seen much of them this year, but I preferred the Boise State of old - every single effing offensive play was a "trick" play. The entire game. It was very entertaining. They seem to be more conventional now (I know the coach who created that approach is gone now).


Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 09:39 PM (QDnY+)

371 Celery. Because you don't stir a Bloody Mary with your broccoli.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 19, 2018 09:39 PM (yScAF)

372 >>Water is effectively what iceberg is. Give me romaine any time over it.


Deer Tongue, FTW

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 09:39 PM (3wGnw)

373 357 Burt

Apparently you HAVE logged some time in MO, but you don't get the polls intravenously like I do, apparently.

No toast whatever.

Posted by: strawdog at October 19, 2018 09:40 PM (Cssks)

374 Big Fat Meanie: IMHO Poltergeist is one of the all-time funniest movies ever made. Seriously.

I love what happens to the house at the end. It's a good illustration of what happened to my job with the State a few years back. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 09:40 PM (miE9U)

375 Can't stay awake, see you on the ONT

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 09:40 PM (T4oHT)

376 I'm quite certain that there's no-one on this blog who doesn't vote. "Get your ass out & vote!" at a site like THIS is just preaching to the choir. It's as harmless as whistling or flogging the dolphin, I guess.

Now... if you have an aged relative who would vote if somebody assisted with the absentee process? That would be something real.

Posted by: strawdog at October 19, 2018 09:26 PM (Cssks)
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There are some people that have parents that may night drive etc. I would help out any relative as long as they are voting RED.

Regarding the Horde- You would think that would be true, but I am sure there will be a few that won't.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2018 09:40 PM (hECVl)

377 'Because you don't stir a Bloody Mary with your broccoli.'

How about a carrot?

Posted by: freakrd at October 19, 2018 09:40 PM (UdKB7)

378 Also - apparently, Carrots are good for your Sperm.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 09:29 PM (3wGnw)



Barry O: Reeeeeally?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2018 09:40 PM (SiINZ)

379 Celery. Because you don't stir a Bloody Mary with your broccoli.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 19, 2018 09:39 PM (yScAF)

At the swim-up bar in the Barrel, the Bloody Marys are made with Brussels Sprouts.

Posted by: Miklos, I let 'em have it on Yelp at October 19, 2018 09:41 PM (zCyNd)

380 It is nuts that people that work for the government can plead the 5th.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 19, 2018 09:41 PM (PUmDY)

381 celery, lettuce, watercress - all proto-food -
good for my food to eat

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 09:41 PM (dMvl+)

382 When I see the dwarf lady in Poltergeist, I immediately think of South Park.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 19, 2018 09:41 PM (qhvfK)

383 How do you respect the dignity and worth of every individual while throwing a bunch of them under the bus?

Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2018 09:41 PM (NbRJx)

384 Mrs928 observed that eating iceberg lettuce is like eating water. There is simply no flavor to it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 09:34 PM (yQpMk)


I witnessed some douchebag ordering a sammich at a popular sammich shop, demanding they not put lettuce on his sammich, because he's allergic.

Ummm, yeah. Right. Sure.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 09:42 PM (cY3LT)

385 Her Botox has leached into her brains. And Alzheimer's. And senility.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2018 09:42 PM (4lu7W)

386 378 Also - apparently, Carrots are good for your Sperm.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 09:29 PM (3wGnw)

Barry O: Reeeeeally?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2018 09:40 PM (SiINZ)

Heh... that just reminded me of that god awful travesty of a "portrait" of that jackwagon.

Feckin' spooge-head.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2018 09:42 PM (BRvh1)

387 Donald J. Fucking Trump, wheeling Space Force One in front of the hangar.

Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 09:42 PM (K22Va)

388 Marine One spooling down the rotors now.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 09:42 PM (QDnY+)

389 375 Can't stay awake, see you on the ONT
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 09:40 PM (T4oHT)

.......

Ack, 17 minites +/- ?

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 09:42 PM (4YsU2)

390 'At the swim-up bar in the Barrel, the Bloody Marys are made with Brussels Sprouts'

Those aint brussels sprouts.

Posted by: freakrd at October 19, 2018 09:43 PM (UdKB7)

391 Under 2 minutes now. Here we go.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2018 09:43 PM (sdi6R)

392 Because you don't stir a Bloody Mary with your broccoli.'

How about a carrot?
Posted by: freakrd at October 19, 2018 09:40 PM (UdKB7

Why? Does my sperm look fat?

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 19, 2018 09:43 PM (yScAF)

393 I do like watercress a lot, too.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 09:43 PM (3wGnw)

394 You can't yell wolf in a crowded firehouse. That's for shit sure.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 09:43 PM (KP5rU)

395 At the swim-up bar in the Barrel, the Bloody Marys are made with Brussels Sprouts.
Posted by: Miklos, I let 'em have it on Yelp

I prefer my Bloody Marys be big enough to be garnished with full sized cabbages. Accept nothing less.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 19, 2018 09:43 PM (xEuHL)

396 385 Her Botox has leached into her brains. And Alzheimer's. And senility.
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2018 09:42 PM (4lu7W)

Little know fact:

Nancy Pelosi passed away decades ago, and ever since has been replaced at public functions by a latex skin-suit of an old lady stuffed with a team of feral cats fed nothing but bourbon and quaaludes since birth.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2018 09:43 PM (BRvh1)

397 Marine One spooling down the rotors now.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 09:42 PM (QDnY+)

Wonder if Trump will give AeroPinochet a good mil surplus deal on that around 2023.

Posted by: Miklos, forward thinking at October 19, 2018 09:43 PM (zCyNd)

398 Ack, 17 minites +/- ?
Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 09:42 PM (4YsU2)

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He prolly means about 4-5 a.m. Skip is an early riser.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 09:44 PM (I16G8)

399 Burt

Apparently you HAVE logged some time in MO, but you don't get the polls intravenously like I do, apparently.

No toast whatever.
Posted by: strawdog at October 19, 2018 09:40 PM (Cssks)


Polls are propaganda. You're eating their product.

Put them down, your blood pressure will thank you.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 09:44 PM (cY3LT)

400 BurtTC: "I witnessed some douchebag ordering a sammich at a popular sammich shop, demanding they not put lettuce on his sammich, because he's allergic."

Maybe he was mistaking allergy with E. coli.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 19, 2018 09:44 PM (6eEQ+)

401 I'm not crazy about the stringiness of celery but it does give you the gratifying feeling that it'll be scraping your colon clean like steel wool.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2018 09:45 PM (/qEW2)

402 Ha, I wonder if Trump let McSally fly it in.

Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 09:45 PM (K22Va)

403 387 Donald J. Fucking Trump, wheeling Space Force One in front of the hangar.
Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 09:42 PM (K22Va)

......
Also known as the ScoobyDoo van. Seat reserved for dartist.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 09:45 PM (4YsU2)

404 The caravan of illegals is subsisting on carrots and celery. Fucking commies.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 09:45 PM (KP5rU)

405 Hi Smaug, thanks for the links to NAMI. I was going to say I'm not quite that far....but maybe I am. Again, I appreciate your concern, most greatly.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2018 09:45 PM (l9m7l)

406 'Why? Does my sperm look fat?'

I assure you sir that I would never fat shame your sperm.

Posted by: freakrd at October 19, 2018 09:46 PM (UdKB7)

407 Ooooh....

A bloody mary stirred with a skewer full of sprouts and shallots that have been halved and thoroughly roasted, then lightly dressed with a balsamic reduction....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2018 09:46 PM (BRvh1)

408 Maybe he was mistaking allergy with E. coli.

Good ol' E and his best friends Sam and Ella like to hang out these days at Chipotle. They're practically part of the menu by now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 09:46 PM (miE9U)

409 Voting gives one the right to bitch about an election, otherwise talk to the hand.

I recently voted in an election that was tied. Tied! And the recount was tied. This was after re-counting early votes or otherwise. Even single votes matter. The runoff was even separated by only a handful.

Vote like your life depends on it because eventually it will.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 19, 2018 09:17 PM (6eEQ+)
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Exactly!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2018 09:46 PM (hECVl)

410 He prolly means about 4-5 a.m. Skip is an early riser.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 09:44 PM (I16G

We have noticed that Skip appears about the same time as morning happy hour in Moscow.

Posted by: R. Mueller at October 19, 2018 09:46 PM (zCyNd)

411
IIRC my dad and his family used to travel in the summer to a farm near Valparaiso.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 09:26 PM (/9p9e)



...



The Region is precariously accounted as Indiana.
So, you never heard of San Diego?

Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2018 09:46 PM (3HNOQ)

412 >> Bloody Mary


'Nothing but dinner for you!'

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 09:47 PM (3wGnw)

413 I haven't watched Hannity in a while because he has the same guest over and over, and interrupting them as they answer the question he posed.

They're still the same guests. Two damn months asking about the release of documents to the oversight committee. I don't know why he just doesn't run a tape of the same show every night!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 19, 2018 09:47 PM (hSQF+)

414 BurtTC: "I witnessed some douchebag ordering a sammich at a popular sammich shop, demanding they not put lettuce on his sammich, because he's allergic."
---------------------------------
Maybe he was mistaking allergy with E. coli.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 19, 2018 09:44 PM (6eEQ+)


You should have seen the guy. I think he WAS e. coli.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 09:47 PM (cY3LT)

415 PDT is on the stage, about to speak

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 19, 2018 09:47 PM (KCxzN)

416 Somebody was saying that Boise St. doesn't do trick plays anymore. Well, they just had a fumble on a kick off returned for a TD. 21-0. Ok, not really a 'trick play' but still, kind of cool. Looks like a short night for CSU. Well, probably not short enough for them. Probably want to head back to Ft. Collins now.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 09:47 PM (0Px0y)

417 dartist, I think McSally was with him, got off Marine One with him.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 09:47 PM (QDnY+)

418 400 BurtTC: "I witnessed some douchebag ordering a sammich at a popular sammich shop, demanding they not put lettuce on his sammich, because he's allergic."

Maybe he was mistaking allergy with E. coli.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 19, 2018 09:44 PM (6eEQ+)

Dude, I almost started doing that, because the stupid fucking fuck fuckers that make sandwiches in front of you for a living seem to universally not understand the phrase "NO LETTUCE!".

But even if you told them you've got a deathly allergy to lettuce in some vain hope of getting a sandwich without lettuce on it, they'll still put it on your sandwich because, as previously alluded to, fucking fuck fuckers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2018 09:48 PM (BRvh1)

419 Voting gives one the right to bitch about an election, otherwise talk to the hand.

Exactly! How hard is it to do a mail-in ballot!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 19, 2018 09:49 PM (hSQF+)

420 Puddle that was me. Boise St.'s offense was an amazing thing to watch. Actually went to a Holiday Bowl, I think, they were playing. Absolutely wild. And entertaining.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 09:49 PM (QDnY+)

421 so is the ss running a quidditch patrol to keep kyrsten and her coven away from secure airspace?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 09:49 PM (MTjB1)

422 BechChas. Please go to NAMI support group. Healed me and saved my daughter. She is a commercial pilot. And healthy. They are amazing people. As said, if needed can ask Pyxy to give out my email to you.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 09:49 PM (4YsU2)

423
My nightmare scenario: Red Sox vs. Dodgers.

Two teams I detest, largely because their fans have, in my experience, been impressive assholes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


In my first year in grad school at Betkeley there lived a Texan at our frat who was a Dallas Cowboys fan and a LA Dodgers fan. He and his obnoxious braying did more to create two and one half dozen anti-Cowboys and anti-Dodgers fans than any sports fanatic that I have run into since then. Nicely done, Dennis, nicely done!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2018 09:49 PM (pNxlR)

424 it is possible to be allergic to lettuce (hives and all).
It is also possible to be sensitive to it, as in causing stomach pain or headaches.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 09:50 PM (dMvl+)

425 Last Waltz Caravan is very great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 19, 2018 09:50 PM (PUmDY)

426 417
dartist, I think McSally was with him, got off Marine One with him.

Yep, I saw that. Pretty cool.

Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 09:50 PM (K22Va)

427 Exactly! How hard is it to do a mail-in ballot!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at O




no mail in ballots.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 09:50 PM (MTjB1)

428 "NO LETTUCE!".

Mo lettuce? Ok.

Posted by: retard at the sammich sop at October 19, 2018 09:50 PM (UdKB7)

429 420: BSU win in the The Fiesta Bowl against Oklahoma a few years back was probably one of the best Bowl games of all time. Very entertaining and fun to watch.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 09:50 PM (0Px0y)

430 Steve and Cold Bear: "I'm not crazy about the stringiness of celery but it does give you the gratifying feeling that it'll be scraping your colon clean like steel wool."

Once upon a time, I saw a funny SNL skit where there was an ad for "Colon Blow" and "Super Colon Blow" cereals. I actually laughed. Phil Hartman era.

That was promptly followed by years of televised crap and eventual abandonment.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 19, 2018 09:51 PM (6eEQ+)

431 Some piece of shit at a Quizno's, ages ago, actually had the mouth-drying, eyeball-popping temerity to fucking argue with me, saying "you can't have a sandwich without lettuce, maaaaan!"...

I was about half an ass hair's breadth away from running the little shitsqueak through the toaster oven, feet first.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2018 09:51 PM (BRvh1)

432 Looking good so far.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2018 09:51 PM (sdi6R)

433 419 Voting gives one the right to bitch about an election, otherwise talk to the hand.

Exactly! How hard is it to do a mail-in ballot!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 19, 2018 09:49 PM (hSQF+)

Bullshit.


Not voting IS a vote.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2018 09:52 PM (BRvh1)

434 Bullshit.


Not voting IS a vote.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at O



no its not

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 09:52 PM (MTjB1)

435 431; Right there with you, my friend. Vile shit. Migrants wipe their ass with that stuff.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 09:52 PM (KP5rU)

436 You think it's tough not to get lettuce on your sandwich? Try ordering sodas without ice, like I often try to do.

I'd say about 30% of the time, I still get ice. One time (at Chick-Fil-A!!) I asked for no ice and they gave me DOUBLE ice, so that I also got only about two drops of sweet tea.

Some days I can deal, others I want to go back and burn down the restaurant.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 09:52 PM (miE9U)

437 You can watch the Mesa AZ Trumpfest live on Breitbart.

I've seen two in their entirety-- the one in MS & the one in KS. I think that's my limit.

Every once in awhile, he does say something that makes me laugh-- something the media will never report-- like when for NO REASON WHATSOEVER he extemporaneously attacked Bush 41's "thousands points of light" initiative.

Trump: "I could be that boring. Thousands points of light? What the hell IS that? If I talked like that, none of you would be here!"

Posted by: strawdog at October 19, 2018 09:52 PM (Cssks)

438 Dude, I almost started doing that, because the stupid fucking fuck fuckers that make sandwiches in front of you for a living seem to universally not understand the phrase "NO LETTUCE!".

But even if you told them you've got a deathly allergy to lettuce in some vain hope of getting a sandwich without lettuce on it, they'll still put it on your sandwich because, as previously alluded to, fucking fuck fuckers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2018 09:48 PM (BRvh1)

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I have to do this with a Dunkin near my house. The barrista seems to think that everyone takes creme in their coffee, which I hate. Even saying "No creme anywhere near it!" was not enough. I had to not even mention creme and say "black" about 4 times per order before he got it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 09:53 PM (I16G8)

439 THE NOISE


THE TIN TINNTABULATION OF THE TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP

Posted by: #jacostacnn at October 19, 2018 09:53 PM (zCyNd)

440 Warai: I LOVED Quizno's. I wish they had done better.

Steak and prime rib sandwiches with horseradish. YUM! Expensive but worth it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 09:53 PM (miE9U)

441 430 Steve and Cold Bear: "I'm not crazy about the stringiness of celery but it does give you the gratifying feeling that it'll be scraping your colon clean like steel wool."

Once upon a time, I saw a funny SNL skit where there was an ad for "Colon Blow" and "Super Colon Blow" cereals. I actually laughed. Phil Hartman era.

-----
For you

https://youtu.be/Ku42Iszh9KM

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2018 09:54 PM (Izzlo)

442 "Vote for jobs, not for mobs!"-- pretty good so far.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 19, 2018 09:54 PM (3C9q2)

443 First stage separation and second stage ignition.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2018 09:54 PM (sdi6R)

444 Schlichter's new nickname for Sasse:


Princess Miracle Whip


Odd, but good.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 09:54 PM (QDnY+)

445 BechChas, what my dad did to me cannot be detailed here. But please contact a local NAMI group. I am a survivor.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 09:54 PM (4YsU2)

446 I like to order a "plain cheeseburger" at McD or Wendys and get cheese, beef, and bread (which I throw).

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 09:55 PM (dMvl+)

447 lol, have had some issues ordering black coffee with black barristas. one guy got offended when I ordered it black at sbux, his black manager nearly literally tore him a new asshole.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 09:55 PM (MTjB1)

448 It was too bad that Sarah Palin "shot her wad" on that first speech. Everytime afterward when she talked about Obama being a "Community Organizer", it was old.
Trump had better come up with some new writers for the 2020 season.

Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2018 09:56 PM (3HNOQ)

449 like to order a "plain cheeseburger" at McD or Wendys and get cheese, beef, and bread (which I throw).
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at O



so what do you have left a wrapper?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 09:56 PM (MTjB1)

450 ONT is nood.

Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2018 09:57 PM (NLLmE)

451 Now you know why I rant about people from the East Coast turning California into a liberal cesspool.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 09:18 PM (YqDXo)
Exactly. The Cali I knew from the late '40's has disappeared into the ethernet.

Posted by: Grannymimi at October 19, 2018 09:57 PM (u5LFV)

452 ne guy got offended when I ordered it black at sbux

They aren't really trained to deal with people who buy things.

Posted by: Miklos, cream and sugar are like Diamond and Silk at October 19, 2018 09:57 PM (zCyNd)

453 He's very fluid and energetic tonight. Mostly sticking to his script, as always, funnier when he ad libs.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 09:57 PM (QDnY+)

454 you know why I rant about people from the East Coast turning California into a liberal cesspool.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at O


what's the phrase, a democracy if you can keep it?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 09:58 PM (MTjB1)

455 436 one time at chik fil a I ordered iced coffee unsweetened and got it chock full of sugar.
Turns out they make it pre sweetened.
I asked for black (hot ) coffee instead. Which is dire.Chik Fil A has great chicken but godawful.coffee.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 09:58 PM (dMvl+)

456 so what do you have left a wrapper?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 09:56 PM (MTjB1)

*points to oxford comma*

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 09:59 PM (dMvl+)

457 i had celery tonight. no strings here, ya big babies.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 19, 2018 10:00 PM (Zxy5I)

458 Ordering up a Trump rally in AZ is a finely calculated risk.

I think McSally was absolutely right to do so, however.

If you wear a belt AND suspenders, politics should not be your chosen field.

Posted by: strawdog at October 19, 2018 10:00 PM (Cssks)

459 what's the phrase, a democracy if you can keep it?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 09:58 PM (MTjB1)


Yep. But pretty hard to keep out people. Especially when the media and pop culture flogged off California as a paradise full of beautiful girls.

Which it is/was.

That asshole Scott McKenzie in particular has SO much to answer for with his poxy song.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 10:00 PM (YqDXo)

460 was at a mome and ordered scotch neat. waitress brought it on the rocks. when I dew her attention to the mistake she took it back. she came right back with an ice cold scotch no ice.

when I sent that back the waitress said "I told the bar tender he would notice if you simply scooped the ice out of the glass.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 10:00 PM (MTjB1)

461 votermom, yup. We both finally found Chick-Fil-A's kryptonite. Everything else they do pretty well.

Same for me with In-N-Out. I do like their burgers and shakes, but nobody (including me) seems to like their fries.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:00 PM (miE9U)

462 Pelosi just got chased out of a Miami Restaurant! Karma is a biznitch.

Go to hateriots.com

Posted by: Flashman at October 19, 2018 10:01 PM (hU38A)

463 "I haven't watched Hannity in a while because he has
the same guest over and over, and interrupting them as they answer the
question he posed.



Posted by: Concerned People"

I wonder if it ever occurred to him that his listeners/viewers might like to hear the people he invites on his show, conservatives, liberals, independents non-politicals.... I find it amazing people are willing to go on his show just to be talked over and interrupted the whole time.

Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2018 10:01 PM (NbRJx)

464 Yep. But pretty hard to keep out people. Especially when the media and pop culture flogged off California as a paradise full of beautiful girls.

Which it is/was.

That asshole Scott McKenzie in particular has SO much to answer for with his poxy song.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at O




you underestimate the effect of sedentary population. the people that settled the state are not the same as their lazy kids they dropped in the state. same problem as in europe only not as many generations of rot.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 10:02 PM (MTjB1)

465 So it is hereby resolved: the Boston Red Sox, to date, have the best MLB record of 2018. The NY Yankees wiffed and failed, with their history of flagrant drug abuse and all. Those poor Astros folded like a cheap suit.

Lets see what these other guys, that play a variant of the game, can contribute! (Currently Brewers 5-1.)



Posted by: Krampus at October 19, 2018 10:05 PM (RcI5y)

466 when I sent that back the waitress said "I told the bar tender he would notice if you simply scooped the ice out of the glass.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 10:00 PM (MTjB1)

Any bartender who doesn't respect the spirits isn't even fit for canal duty.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2018 10:06 PM (BRvh1)

467 you underestimate the effect of sedentary population. the people that settled the state are not the same as their lazy kids they dropped in the state. same problem as in europe only not as many generations of rot.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 10:02 PM (MTjB1)


Well, there certainly is that. But in the "Summer of Love" people flocked to California in general, and the Bay Area in particular. That marked the starting point of SF's decline into drugs and perversion.

To this day I ask liberals here where they're from, and when they came here. They never grasp the edge on my question(s).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 10:06 PM (YqDXo)

468 BurtTC: "You should have seen the guy. I think he WAS e. coli."

Heh. Did he ask for soybean sprouts substitute? I bet he asked for soybean sprouts substitute.

To be fair though, I'm nervous about leafy vegetables at restaurants. Something about sanitation, cultures that are weak on it, yada yada. As I understand it, there's a vast underreporting of food poisoning attributable to contaminated food that most people don't realize. I hate preparing food, but at least I know something about its origins and handling if I do it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 19, 2018 10:06 PM (6eEQ+)

469 Same for me with In-N-Out. I do like their burgers and shakes, but nobody (including me) seems to like their fries.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:00 PM (miE9U)

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i think their fries are great as is.

have you tried ordering them "extra crispy", which is the way HRH likes them?

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2018 10:07 PM (VIz3b)

470 you underestimate the effect of sedentary population. the people that settled the state are not the same as their lazy kids they dropped in the state. same problem as in europe only not as many generations of rot.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 10:02 PM (MTjB1)


One of the problems is that their kids were educated by recently arrived liberals from the Northeast. I worked in the lab for an earnest liberal chem prof from Massachusetts, for example, and he remains an earnest liberal to this day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 10:08 PM (YqDXo)

471 red, hmm, haven't tried that. Thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 10:08 PM (miE9U)

472 Well, there certainly is that. But in the "Summer of Love" people flocked to California in general, and the Bay Area in particular. That marked the starting point of SF's decline into drugs and perversion.

To this day I ask liberals here where they're from, and when they came here. They never grasp the edge on my question(s).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at O




you do have my sympathy

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 10:08 PM (MTjB1)

473 you do have my sympathy
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 10:08 PM (MTjB1)


Thanks. But beware articles in, e.g., Money magazine on the "10 Best Places to Live," because those places are doomed. Every liberal a-hole in the country seems to take such praise as a challenge to go there to screw it up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2018 10:10 PM (YqDXo)

474 Newt seems not committed now.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 19, 2018 10:12 PM (PUmDY)

475 josephistan: "https://youtu.be/Ku42Iszh9KM"

Tip o' the hat to ya'.

Still funny, but then again, I'm only 29.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 19, 2018 10:14 PM (6eEQ+)

476 Hmmm, a post about how awful Nanzi Plousy is...
What's next, a post about how shitty rectal cancer is?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 19, 2018 08:31

Aren't they the same thing?

Posted by: Farmer at October 19, 2018 10:26 PM (yJ1e6)

477 I'ts all over.

Posted by: but the cry'n at October 19, 2018 11:10 PM (HTG/k)

478 Speaker of the House?

Think of Maxine Waters' plan. Impeach Trump. Impeach Pence before he can select a new VP.

Viola - can you say President Pelosi?

Our national nightmare lays before us.

Posted by: Richard Vogel at October 19, 2018 11:14 PM (L/51C)

479 Right ohr wrong?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 19, 2018 11:46 PM (PUmDY)

480 Goodbye Khasogghi !

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcze7EGorOk

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 20, 2018 12:04 AM (hSQF+)

481 Oh yeah..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DVRPW3RAQXY

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 20, 2018 12:08 AM (PUmDY)

482 The Lone Star Tick: I could have sworn that was a silhouette of Beto on the back...

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at October 20, 2018 01:15 AM (CkNGY)

483 little bill.

Posted by: yes at October 20, 2018 01:41 AM (HTG/k)

484 Is there not a Parasites on this board...Tick Tock

Posted by: saf at October 20, 2018 08:12 AM (5IHGB)

Politico: Trump-Derangement Sufferers Should Lower Their Expectations for the Mueller Probe

They've probably got nothing.

I've been wanting to link this Federalist interview with Andrew McCarthy for a long time -- he says the same thing, in the second part of the interview. He's pretty sure that the Mueller investigation is a bust.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:24 PM




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1 uno?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 06:24 PM (dMvl+)

2 Awwww. Cue the pity party!

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2018 06:25 PM (c+2jX)

3 Ju call that a bust? Thees ees a bust...

Posted by: Sofia Vergara at October 19, 2018 06:25 PM (T6t7i)

4 mwahaha!
I claim this thread in the name of Conquista!
*plants Honduran fag*

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 06:25 PM (dMvl+)

5 He's pretty sure that the Mueller investigation is a bust.

I read that as, "He's pretty sure that the Mueller investigation HAS a bust."

Then we'd be getting somewhere.

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2018 06:25 PM (c+2jX)

6 Oh dear.. this won't end well.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 19, 2018 06:25 PM (myjNJ)

7 Go long on popcorn futures

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 19, 2018 06:26 PM (PHotS)

8 I read that story. They are pretty much saying "Trump didn't do anything, damnit!".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 06:26 PM (I16G8)

9 But but but 13 Russians, 48 videos, and 130 views!!!

Posted by: Undocumented at October 19, 2018 06:26 PM (0BFUD)

10 Elementary, my dear.

Posted by: Sherlock Holmes at October 19, 2018 06:26 PM (tIeHC)

11 Are you feeling better ace?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 19, 2018 06:26 PM (myjNJ)

12 Zip, zero, nada.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 19, 2018 06:27 PM (8iiMU)

13 Fact:Trump used RUSSIAN dressing on his salad last night

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2018 06:27 PM (mCMQ5)

14 St. James of Comey weeps.

Posted by: fly gal at October 19, 2018 06:27 PM (8TdcF)

15 Can you imagine if the R's hold the house, increase the Senaate
AND Mueller comes up empty ?
Holy Shit it would be epic. Might come to needing ammo.

Posted by: Roman Maroni at October 19, 2018 06:27 PM (vCA4F)

16 4 *plants Honduran fag*
Posted by: votermom


Interesting thought experiment:

What if, throughout history, it has always been traditional to stick a fag in the ground upon discovering a new land?

"I declare this continent fabulous!"

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2018 06:27 PM (c+2jX)

17 If they had anything, does anyone really doubt it would not be leaked for the midterms?

Posted by: Blago at October 19, 2018 06:27 PM (UfkIY)

18 You've go to lower your standards!

And expectations.

Tnak you and carry on.

Posted by: DNC at October 19, 2018 06:27 PM (uz/Pv)

19 A bust? You mean, like, Huma's chest?

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at October 19, 2018 06:28 PM (TmqOV)

20 If they had anything of value, it would've been released or leaked somehow before the midterms. Since it's not going to be, that tells me there isn't anything in it to harm Donald Trump.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2018 06:28 PM (mQ0Mc)

21 Unfortunately for Herr Mueller, he doesn't have any Whitey Bulger lackeys to fuck with this time. He's a fucking one trick pony with a horseface. Cocksucker should be at Leavenworth.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 06:29 PM (KP5rU)

22 Whew. Margins again

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 19, 2018 06:29 PM (6tHhj)

23 At what point in the thread does Ace hand out the cupcakes?


I heard there'd be cupcakes.


Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 06:29 PM (tIeHC)

24 his (Mueller's) by-the-books, conservative style
-

Well, I am persuaded.

Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 19, 2018 06:29 PM (oYD2h)

25 Pudding cups

Posted by: Roman Maroni at October 19, 2018 06:29 PM (vCA4F)

26 If they had anything, it would have leaked before the midterms.

They're keeping low until after the midterms when they will be fired.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2018 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

27 Let's hand Sessions the bill for this farce.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2018 06:30 PM (r9UYA)

28 He's just waiting out the midterms hoping against hope Dems take congress, otherwise he's gonna close shop with probably one last showy trial of some nobody who did something 15 years ago.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 06:30 PM (39g3+)

29 The libs needed to test their crying closets for November anyway.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at October 19, 2018 06:30 PM (PvCxa)

30 Willowed:
Speaking of leftist loons, TX Rep. Juaquin Castro suggested in an interview that Jared Kushner probably ordered the hit on Kashoggi.

Seriously. He. Said. That.

Also, Nellie Ohr has invoked marital rights to limit any testimony she might give about Bruce. I really despise these people.

Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2018 06:31 PM (oiNtH)

31 Mueller? Mueller?

Posted by: Ben Stein at October 19, 2018 06:31 PM (vDqXW)

32 Note to msm: I have no fucks to give for the journalkst muz killed ... Cary on

Posted by: DXO at October 19, 2018 06:31 PM (nzKWW)

33 Even the things Mueller "got" were either process crimes or by fruit of the poisonous tree. And how much was spent on this two-year debacle???

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 19, 2018 06:31 PM (f687A)

34 "I declare this continent fabulous!"

Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2018 06:27 PM (c+2jX)

it will grow into a Tree of Rainbow Fruit

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 06:31 PM (dMvl+)

35 I still think Mueller will drop a stink bomb late next week because he is a dishonorable piece of shit.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 19, 2018 06:32 PM (6tHhj)

36 I'll believe nothing when I see it. Wait what? Do I have that backward? You should brush up on your Greek, Jamison. Well get a Greek and brush up on him.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 19, 2018 06:32 PM (7PllL)

37 Even if Mueller fails, Steiner....Steiner will leak...

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 19, 2018 06:32 PM (oZ6kz)

38 Ah, the official Saudi-Turk cover story has been agreed upon.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 19, 2018 06:32 PM (fuK7c)

39 They'd have been signalling "the goods" for the past month if they had even evidence that Trump short-changing some old guy when he worked at a burger joint in 1968.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 19, 2018 06:32 PM (TUU1F)

40 Yeah, if there were anything, it would have been out by now.
That's what happens when you set up shit, trying to bring down the President. My guess is that they used this Russian bullshit to get their foot in the door, and were banking on PDT being involved in some OTHER unsavory thing. Instead, all they got is a washed up pr0n star, talking about grabbing mish, Donny Two Scoops' massive ego, and his love of America.
Same with Kavanaugh. That guy is as close to a boy scout there is. His faults: he has a wonderful family and he likes beer.

These DemonRats are evil, if not insane.
People need to wake up and electorally slap them down. Hard.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 19, 2018 06:33 PM (8iiMU)

41
Speaking of leftist loons, TX Rep. Juaquin Castro suggested in an interview that Jared Kushner probably ordered the hit on Kashoggi.

Saudis say he was killed in a "fight."
Fifteen against one is not much fun.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 06:33 PM (4mUNO)

42 Of course they got nothing.


There is no crime of collusion, the only indictments are of a made-up crime "conspiracy to defraud the US" or they were regarding behavior undertaken long before Trump, or they were process crimes (lying to the FBI) after the op failed (Papadopolous), and they needed something for leverage.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 06:33 PM (5jVnA)

43 So, another member of the Muslim Brotherhood had a career ending demise. I have zero fucks left to give.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 06:33 PM (KP5rU)

44 All Mueller has to do is make nebulous claims of Russian interference and obstruction then say that because he couldn't interview the President, his investigation was ultimately incomplete and frustrated and leave it up to the Donks to continue the fight if they gain control of the house.

You can see this shit coming a mile away.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 19, 2018 06:33 PM (kT3/m)

45 Remember, down the street not across the tracks.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 06:33 PM (NWiLs)

46 Can you imagine if the R's hold the house, increase the Senaate
AND Mueller comes up empty ?
Holy Shit it would be epic. Might come to needing ammo.

--

If you haven't seen it, go to WeirdDave's ONT last night and watch the idiot named "Dustin's Disciples" he posted. It is the most hysterically funny thing you'll see. Trust me. Go watch it. Imagine your scenario and how it will affect people like this wimp. Epic for sure.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2018 06:33 PM (mQ0Mc)

47 I saw some posts on Facebook the other day from people who were upset that the Kavanaugh circus was taking attention away from Mueller's probe into Trump. You could tell just from looking at the comments that the idea that there was nothing for Mueller to find would simply something that they could not conceive of.
They're going to be a little disappointed...

Posted by: junior at October 19, 2018 06:33 PM (j76q0)

48 Of course it's a bust.

If Bobby M had anything we would be hearing about it right now, endlessly.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2018 06:34 PM (GckyN)

49 I feel like a dummy since Candace Bergen and Andrew McCarthy were before my time.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at October 19, 2018 06:34 PM (TmqOV)

50
Also, Nellie Ohr has invoked marital rights to limit any testimony she might give about Bruce. I really despise these people.
Posted by: Cheri


Does that mean she can't be questioned about his junk?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 06:34 PM (4mUNO)

51 38 Ah, the official Saudi-Turk cover story has been agreed upon.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 19, 2018 06:32 PM (fuK7c)


That they are both Islamic Dictatorships who we should not believe unless we are 17 kinds of stupid?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 06:34 PM (tIeHC)

52 Speaking of leftist loons, TX Rep. Juaquin Castro suggested in an interview that Jared Kushner probably ordered the hit on Kashoggi.

Yeah I'm seeing rando lefties claim Trump ordered the guy killed, its their new Russia Russia Russia/ 9-11 was an inside job lunacy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 06:34 PM (39g3+)

53 Not sure how this helps my Yankees?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2018 06:34 PM (FPzw8)

54 Also, Nellie Ohr has invoked marital rights to limit any testimony she might give about Bruce. I really despise these people.

Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2018 06:31 PM (oiNtH)

That's why they use spouses, so that spousal privilege can be invoked, if they do not use attorney cut outs. Time to squeeze the lawyers, just because.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 06:35 PM (5jVnA)

55 Trump is going to be convicted by the International Court of Justice for killing a journalist in Turkey next week!

Posted by: Insane Democrat grasping at straws at October 19, 2018 06:35 PM (PHotS)

56 Saudis say he was killed in a "fight."
Fifteen against one is not much fun

--------

Possibly more so than against three and a bandsaw.

Posted by: Undocumented at October 19, 2018 06:35 PM (0BFUD)

57 Also, Nellie Ohr has invoked marital rights to limit any testimony she might give

Ya know Nellie has not aged well since Little House on the Praire

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2018 06:35 PM (FPzw8)

58 There's that 17 again.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 19, 2018 06:36 PM (LHVhu)

59 Anybody with an effective IQ over 80 knew there was nothing, from the day Mueller was appointed.


And the degradation of the country achieved was notable. DOJ regs violated in the very creation of the special counsel operation.


And there may be zero consequences for this ridiculous, illegal, destructive vandalism. Will the useless GOP types like Graham, who have defended this indefensible farce all along, have anything to say?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 06:36 PM (QDnY+)

60 Saudis say he was killed in a "fight."
Fifteen against one is not much fun


It is for the 15

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2018 06:36 PM (FPzw8)

61 I think nellie o should serve time ...just because of that face.

Posted by: DXO at October 19, 2018 06:37 PM (nzKWW)

62 The russians are laughing at us

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2018 06:37 PM (FPzw8)

63 Didn't I read somewhere that there was a possibility of Mueller indicting Don Jr.?

Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2018 06:37 PM (hECVl)

64
If you haven't seen it, go to WeirdDave's ONT last night and watch
the idiot named "Dustin's Disciples" he posted. It is the most
hysterically funny thing you'll see. Trust me. Go watch it. Imagine your scenario and how it will affect people like this wimp. Epic for sure.


Pretty sure Dustin was spoofing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2018 06:37 PM (oVJmc)

65 Of course they've got nothing otherwise it would all be leaked by now to depress the GOP vote and swing it for the Dems.

The lack of leaks is the tell.

Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2018 06:37 PM (ZoD7w)

66 And there may be zero consequences for this
ridiculous, illegal, destructive vandalism. Will the useless GOP types
like Graham, who have defended this indefensible farce all along, have
anything to say?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 06:36 PM (QDnY+)

We'll probably have to spit on him to get him wound up enough to say something.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 06:37 PM (5jVnA)

67 Saudis say he was killed in a "fight."
Fifteen against one is not much fun.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 06:33 PM (4mUNO

lol

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 06:37 PM (tIeHC)

68 I saw some posts on Facebook the other day from people who were upset that the Kavanaugh circus was taking attention away from Mueller's probe into Trump. You could tell just from looking at the comments that the idea that there was nothing for Mueller to find would simply something that they could not conceive of.
They're going to be a little disappointed...
Posted by: junior at October 19, 2018 06:33 PM (j76q0)

---------------

The fact that they are releasing the results after the election, intentionally, tells one all they need to know about what those results are.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 06:37 PM (I16G8)

69 @50 Does that mean she can't be questioned about his junk?

--------------

She can, but the transcript has to be sealed so that it won't be available to the public, except for in the event that a Democratic candidate for office feels that he or she needs to have it unsealed to improve his or her chances of winning the election.

Posted by: junior at October 19, 2018 06:37 PM (j76q0)

70 Didn't I read somewhere that there was a possibility of Mueller indicting Don Jr.?
Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2018 06:37 PM (hECVl)

For what? Being rich

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2018 06:37 PM (FPzw8)

71 It is for the 15
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2018 06:36 PM (FPzw

#15 probably didn't even get a punch in

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 06:38 PM (dMvl+)

72 41
Speaking of leftist loons, TX Rep. Juaquin Castro suggested in an interview that Jared Kushner probably ordered the hit on Kashoggi.

Saudis say he was killed in a "fight."
Fifteen against one is not much fun.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 06:33 PM (4mUNO)

...

No no. We were fighting each other over who gets to kill him, and there was an accident.

Disappointing for everyone, really.

Posted by: Saudi Death Squad at October 19, 2018 06:38 PM (yL25O)

73 The only thing to come out of the Mueller investigation is the leftist cartoon of him shirtless. Kurt Schlichter posts it almost every day.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 19, 2018 06:38 PM (f687A)

74 61
I think nellie o should serve time ...just because of that face.

Posted by: DXO at October 19, 2018 06:37 PM (nzKWW)

How was it that Trump described her?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 06:38 PM (5jVnA)

75 I'm looking forward to seeing who O'Keefe lays out next week.


If McCaskill was the appetizer...

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 19, 2018 06:38 PM (TUU1F)

76 Late to the blog today because long drive, and apropos the post below about threats.

If Chrissy Blasey's threats to her life were credible, wouldn't we have teports of arrests?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 19, 2018 06:38 PM (qNycd)

77 You could tell just from looking at the comments that the idea that there was nothing for Mueller to find would simply something that they could not conceive of.

Well the problem is that they've been fed a steady diet of innuendo, supposition, implication, and guilt by association for two years now. They get their news and information from MSNPC and NPCNN. So they think there's this airtight case built up based on unrelated things hinted at being connected and "this guy was guilty and he worked for Trump."

They don't really even know the facts of the cases involved or what has been proven or demonstrated. They haven't apparently heard every single major person in the investigation say "there is no evidence of Russian collusion by the Trump administration or electoral team." They haven't noticed that every person busted and tried was so for stuff totally unrelated to the election and years before working for Trump, briefly.

They just have this wall with ribbons connecting pictures in their head like a police station in a movie, and think its all going to fall in on the president, saving them from the horror of the Republican in office.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 06:38 PM (39g3+)

78 Going through life looking like Mueller has to be a tough gig. You can see how easily he turned into a bitter asshole...it was his only option.

Posted by: Tentotwo at October 19, 2018 06:38 PM (yhf6w)

79 #15 probably didn't even get a punch in
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 06:38 PM (dMvl+)

Ah I hear #15 is an asshole, just like that Nobles person

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2018 06:39 PM (FPzw8)

80 The russians are laughing at us
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2018 06:37 PM (FPzw


Can't really blame them.

Putin himself said he didn't understand why America was trying to destroy itself.

Putin, of all people!

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 06:39 PM (tIeHC)

81 >>>And there may be zero consequences for this
ridiculous, illegal, destructive vandalism. Will the useless GOP types like Graham, who have defended this indefensible farce all along, have anything to say?



Ben Sasse certainly will! /sarc

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 19, 2018 06:39 PM (f687A)

82 We all knew that there was nothing to investigate to begin with. Yet here we are two years later and our betters, having sifted thru the horseshit, are just now confirming the obvious.

Posted by: 13times at October 19, 2018 06:39 PM (K3B2k)

83 @70 For what? Being rich
----------------

That's a capitol crime!

Unless your last name is Kennedy, of course.Or Kerry.Or Clinton.Or...

Posted by: junior at October 19, 2018 06:39 PM (j76q0)

84 I'm looking forward to seeing who O'Keefe lays out next week.

Supposedly Wikileaks has a major release coming about Hillary, too. They're annoyed that the DOJ has done nothing about her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 06:40 PM (39g3+)

85 The russians are laughing at us
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2018 06:37 PM (FPzw


Can't really blame them.

Putin himself said he didn't understand why America was trying to destroy itself.

Putin, of all people!

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 06:39 PM (tIeHC)

Blame them? I'd like to join them for the Vodka and the Caviar

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2018 06:40 PM (FPzw8)

86 15 probably didn't even get a punch in
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 06:38 PM (dMvl+)

Ah I hear #15 is an asshole, just like that Nobles person
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2018 06:39 PM (FPzw


I heard he was busy with a goat.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 06:40 PM (tIeHC)

87 very cool
#MobsNotJobs clip

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1053355470449127424

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 06:40 PM (dMvl+)

88 "is this some kind of bust?"

Very Impressive

Posted by: Frank Drebin at October 19, 2018 06:41 PM (FTlwv)

89 Supposedly Wikileaks has a major release coming about Hillary, too. They're annoyed that the DOJ has done nothing about her.

I'm annoyed the DOJ has done nothing, period. I hope POTUS solves that issue in year 3.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 19, 2018 06:41 PM (TUU1F)

90 Putin himself said he didn't understand why America was trying to destroy itself.

He spends a lot of state money every day trying to get America do do just that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 06:41 PM (39g3+)

91 "If they had anything, it would have leaked before the midterms.

They're keeping low until after the midterms when they will be fired.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2018 06:30 PM (oVJmc)"

------------

As long as they keep pretending that they are investigating they keep getting paid handsomely. Once they declare they found nothing the gravy train stops and they are unemployed.

Even worse, they become unimportant in the swamp.

Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2018 06:42 PM (ZoD7w)

92 So no hookers peed the bed?

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2018 06:42 PM (HgMAr)

93 Roman Maroni: "Can you imagine if the R's hold the house, increase the Senate AND Mueller comes up empty?"

Imagine? I'm counting on it. I'll be well and truly shocked if otherwise.

Seriously, the Fabricated Dossier has been collapsing for months. Actually many months. And some chickens have been coming home to roost to completely vindicate Trump. That we know. What we also know is the pivot to "Kill" Kavanaugh was a last ditch effort to derail the Trump agenda and all they did was detonate their desperate October surprise in their own faces.

The Kavanaugh Hearings should go down in history as one of the seminal moments of American political stagecraft that backfired. It was the period at the end of an entire paragraph of political shenanigans that might be unmatched in American history.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 19, 2018 06:42 PM (6eEQ+)

94 I'm sure Hillary's front hole looks like it was invaded by a school of lampreys. No wonder the bitch is pissed all the time.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 06:42 PM (KP5rU)

95 @70 For what? Being rich

==

for the same crime as his daddy - boinking a hottie

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 06:42 PM (dMvl+)

96 What's the next legal issue Sessions will have to recuse himself over?

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2018 06:43 PM (r9UYA)

97 43 So, another member of the Muslim Brotherhood had a career ending demise. I have zero fucks left to give.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 06:33 PM (KP5rU)

........

Ditto.

If Krapshoggi had gone to Afgan areas in 2015, we would have droned his @ss. Then, Oligarch Fascist Media would have been, yawn.

Crap head Islamist terror supporter opposed to Saudi reforms dead. Good.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 06:43 PM (4YsU2)

98 90 Putin himself said he didn't understand why America was trying to destroy itself.

He spends a lot of state money every day trying to get America do do just that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 06:41 PM (39g3+)


What a waste. We have people doing it for free.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 06:43 PM (tIeHC)

99 27 Russians have been indicted. If that is not proof of Trump-RUSSIA!1!!! collusion, what is?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2018 06:44 PM (1g7ch)

100 You could argue that Mueller was set up to draw out all the most rabid Democrats from DoJ so that cleaning up the rest of it would be easier.

I'm not saying Mueller works for Trump, I'm saying he was played by a master playa.

Oh, and Rosenstein is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Trump Organization. He didn't start that way, but that's where he is at the moment.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 19, 2018 06:44 PM (cfSRQ)

101
Kleenex has suffered the ire of the SJW NPCs:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6288461

The offense? Their "mansize" tissue was sexist and literally rape.

Kleenex has of course capitulated and renamed them "Extra Large Tissue".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 19, 2018 06:44 PM (f1Vqw)

102 Now, if Israel would ask for extradition of Nazi war crime POS helping ID Jewish Hungarians in WW2, my world would be complete.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 06:45 PM (4YsU2)

103 101; should have just called them "fap worthy" tissues. fucking pikers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 06:46 PM (KP5rU)

104 They finally busted a Russian for trying to interfere with the election, some chick got charged for it. I mean, supposedly, its ABC news so she could have been caught jaywalking in reality.

http://tinyurl.com/yb3k5umw

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 06:46 PM (39g3+)

105 See Kashoggi-Gate for what it is: THIS is the best the Progressive ecosystem has to shoot at Trump. In military slang, they went full Winchester up to Kavanaugh, they're out of ammo, so their reduced to flowing dirt clods on Trump's direction. See Kashogii.

Seen this way, it should put smiles on all our faces. The Democrats are completely spent and exhausted. All they have left is the despairing howling rage as they see the enemy advance with Power Level 5, +50 Battle Ax, and an Invading Force Multiplier Aura in effect.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 19, 2018 06:46 PM (db5dt)

106 Major political realignment:

Old:

Stupid party - evil party

New:

Stupid party - Evil, stupider party - Weed party


Posted by: Undocumented at October 19, 2018 06:46 PM (0BFUD)

107 If your wife's vagina is being pounded by another man for more than four hours a day, you may want to look into getting a time-share on a cruise liner.

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2018 06:46 PM (Z9C5C)

108 I said before that I don't trust Mueller to exonerate Trump from everything. He's a sneaky little shit.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 06:46 PM (2DOZq)

109
this is only the first down of an eight inning game comrades american exceptionalism is not rial

Posted by: Comraderie at October 19, 2018 06:47 PM (URwyc)

110 99
27 Russians have been indicted. If that is not proof of Trump-RUSSIA!1!!! collusion, what is?





Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2018 06:44 PM (1g7ch)

Some actual Trump nexus would help.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 06:47 PM (5jVnA)

111 Mueller is violating the first rule of the "public servant".

Don't kill the job.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2018 06:47 PM (jDF8P)

112 Pretty sure Dustin was spoofing.

--

I can't tell. I went to its twatter and yootube and honestly can't tell if it's legit or not. Guy sure seems...invested.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2018 06:47 PM (mQ0Mc)

113 The offense? Their "mansize" tissue was sexist and literally rape.

Kleenex has of course capitulated and renamed them "Extra Large Tissue".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 19, 2018 06:44 PM (f1Vqw)

I think maybe they were misunderstanding exactly who that was marketed to.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2018 06:47 PM (/A+lm)

114 >>>They finally busted a Russian for trying to interfere with the election, some chick got charged for it.


Pfft, no photo? She must not be hot.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 19, 2018 06:47 PM (f687A)

115 I really can't believe any of this...

Donald Trump
New York liberal-ish for most of his life.
Reality show star
Socialite
Blow hard human wrecking ball
Runs for office one time
Becomes the most conservative president in decades
Ramps the economy into overdrive
Inspires some gopes to grow a spine
Fixes trade deficits
Forces NATO allies to pay up
Moves the embassy to Jerusalem
Removes regulatory burdens
Creates real jobs by the millions
Could finally end the Korean war and the mad mullahs hold on Iran.
Causes the democrats to completely lose their minds
Causes the media to lose whatever credibility they had.
Keeps his campaign promises
May be the most honest and clean president ever elected.

Donald fucking Trump
(I love this man)

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 19, 2018 06:48 PM (myjNJ)

116 >>>If your wife's vagina is being pounded by another man for more than four hours a day, you may want to look into getting a time-share on a cruise liner.


Truth.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 19, 2018 06:48 PM (f687A)

117 Muelller can say what he wants... No one will give two shits. We know the score already.

Posted by: DXO at October 19, 2018 06:48 PM (nzKWW)

118 In military slang, they went full Winchester up to Kavanaugh, they're out of ammo, so their reduced to flowing dirt clods on Trump's direction. See Kashogii.

Let's put it this way: most people don't even know who Kashogii is or what that name means. Its not resonating with anyone, even the people pretending to be outraged and yelling about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 06:48 PM (39g3+)

119 Thirst!

(it's 91* here, right now, and dry as Nancy Pelousy's cooter)

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2018 06:48 PM (VIz3b)

120 The offense? Their "mansize" tissue was sexist and literally rape.

--

How long before these worthless jackwads take their aim at Hungryman TV dinners? What a pathetic way to go through life.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2018 06:49 PM (mQ0Mc)

121 I think maybe they were misunderstanding exactly who that was marketed to.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2018 06:47 PM (/A+lm)

Extra-fap size would have been less objectionable to the NPCs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 06:49 PM (5jVnA)

122 "So, another member of the Muslim Brotherhood had a career ending demise. I have zero fucks left to give.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2018 06:33 PM (KP5rU)"

---------------

Yet not one of our betters in the media are even marginally concerned that a Christian woman in Pakistan will be executed for disrespecting Islam.

But an anti-Western Islamist must be avenged? Yeah, no.

Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2018 06:49 PM (ZoD7w)

123 115.... Thread winner ...eleventy1!1!!!

Posted by: DXO at October 19, 2018 06:49 PM (nzKWW)

124 Love the irony of the Turks screeching about Krapshoggi after murdering thousands of Turk patriots and Kurds during their false flag coup.

Fascist Oligarch Media. Yawn.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 06:49 PM (4YsU2)

125 120
The offense? Their "mansize" tissue was sexist and literally rape.

--

How long before these worthless jackwads take their aim at Hungryman TV dinners? What a pathetic way to go through life.


Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2018 06:49 PM (mQ0Mc)

How is Manwich gonna reinvent itself?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 06:50 PM (5jVnA)

126 "Ah, the official Saudi-Turk cover story has been agreed upon.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 19, 2018 06:32 PM (fuK7c)


That they are both Islamic Dictatorships who we should not believe unless we are 17 kinds of stupid?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 06:34 PM (tIeHC)"

------------

As Kissinger once said, wish they could both lose.

Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2018 06:50 PM (ZoD7w)

127 They should have renamed to tissue as YUGE size.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 06:50 PM (4mUNO)

128 If they had anything, does anyone really doubt it would not be leaked for the midterms?
Posted by: Blago


Correct. If there were anything "there", they would leak it to energize their base and demoralize ours.

The fact that they are going to release it after the midterms, shows they don't want to demoralize THEIR base.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2018 06:50 PM (hAdu/)

129 Check out this political cartoon against McSally.LOL

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/310892/

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2018 06:50 PM (mCMQ5)

130 American journos are solipsists

nobody outside their clique is real
Kashoggi was in their clique, so they are outraged

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 06:51 PM (dMvl+)

131 If your wife's vagina is being pounded by a DILDO for more than four hours a day, you may want to look into getting a time-share on a cruise liner.


Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2018 06:46 PM (Z9C5C)


minor edit

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2018 06:51 PM (HgMAr)

132 Good heavens, people, I too enjoy optimism, except it is badly misplaced. Mueller has been a criminal with a badge for decades. He absolutely will say there is currently no evidence against the President... then indict Kushner or Trump Jr.

With an unlimited budget and Inquisition power, do you think his real employers will be satisfied with "shit, looks like OrangeCrush is cleaner than any of us have been since puberty?"

Keep them loins girded.

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2018 06:51 PM (ZRv87)

133 It was the period at the end of an entire paragraph of political shenanigans that might be unmatched in American history.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

I'll never forget the picture of a very pissed off Feinstein who had backed Murkowski back against a wall.

Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2018 06:52 PM (oiNtH)

134 " ... MSNPC and NPCNN."


LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 19, 2018 06:52 PM (QAdJD)

135 Sinema must have borrowed that anti aircraft launcher from Jane Fonda

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2018 06:52 PM (ykYG2)

136
Dammit, Kleenex. I going to have to find something else to, uh, "clean up the ficus".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 19, 2018 06:52 PM (f1Vqw)

137 If your wife's vagina is being pounded by another man for
more than four hours a day, you may want to look into getting a
time-share on a cruise liner.





Truth.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 19, 2018 06:48 PM (f687A)

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What if she's only being pounded for an hour a day by four pool boys, y'know, a "cabana" of pool boys?

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 19, 2018 06:52 PM (cfSRQ)

138 Yet not one of our betters in the media are even marginally concerned that a Christian woman in Pakistan will be executed for disrespecting Islam.



They are cowards. Absolute fvckin' cowards. Not one of them will disrespect Islam bcz they are afraid of them. Remember the Charlie Hebedo (sp?) massacre in France? Everybody was all "we are all Charlie H..." I was all "you are so fvcking full of Bullshit".

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 06:52 PM (tIeHC)

139 If they had anything, does anyone really doubt it would not be leaked for the midterms?
Posted by: Blago


Early voting starts here on Monday. Leaks this weekend ...or bust!!!

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2018 06:53 PM (XROPS)

140 Russians aren't laughing at anybody, especially us.


They're in grim shape, with a bad outlook. They are of no consequence beyond the periphery of their borders*, and their economic situation is a dead-end. Commodity export economy, main one being energy, and the entire world is starting to develop its own energy resources, thanks to changes in technology.


* Syria is literally the only place on earth outside its own soil and periphery where Russia exerts any sort of direct influence, and that's a legacy arrangement, and their partner is weak and doomed

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 06:53 PM (QDnY+)

141 My dad would never use the man-sized tissues. He was a real man. He always had a hanky somewhere tucked away on his person. I remember a few times crying in his presence and he'd pull out his hanky for me to use. He always had a nicely folded, clean one.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2018 06:53 PM (mQ0Mc)

142
Mueller has been a criminal with a badge for decades.

I heard he was a Republican war hero?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 06:53 PM (4mUNO)

143 I really can't believe any of this...

Donald Trump
New York liberal-ish for most of his life.
Reality show star
Socialite
Blow hard human wrecking ball
Runs for office one time
Becomes the most conservative president in decades
Ramps the economy into overdrive
Inspires some gopes to grow a spine
Fixes trade deficits
Forces NATO allies to pay up
Moves the embassy to Jerusalem
Removes regulatory burdens
Creates real jobs by the millions
Could finally end the Korean war and the mad mullahs hold on Iran.
Causes the democrats to completely lose their minds
Causes the media to lose whatever credibility they had.
Keeps his campaign promises
May be the most honest and clean president ever elected.

Donald fucking Trump
(I love this man)

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 19, 2018 06:48 PM (myjNJ)


I copied the whole thing, because, yes to all of this.


He appears more and more to be heaven-sent.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 19, 2018 06:53 PM (xPJvm)

144 madamemayhem@115,

Well now that you put it that way, I can definitely understand NeverTrumperism. I can't believe how snookered I've been. Anyone know where I can get cruise tickets?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 19, 2018 06:54 PM (6eEQ+)

145
Who but Donald J. Fucking Trump could bang a whore and make her pay for it?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 19, 2018 06:54 PM (f1Vqw)

146 Syria is literally the only place on earth outside
its own soil and periphery where Russia exerts any sort of direct
influence, and that's a legacy arrangement, and their partner is weak
and doomed

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 06:53 PM (QDnY+)

Supposedly they are ramping up in Lybia.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 06:54 PM (5jVnA)

147 madamemayhem

Nice!

Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 06:54 PM (K22Va)

148 He always had a nicely folded, clean one.

Used to be a sign of a man, always had a clean hanky for others to use. Kind of a lost thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 06:54 PM (39g3+)

149
I heard he was a Republican war hero? 

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 06:53 PM (4mUNO)

Just like John McCain, my friend.

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2018 06:54 PM (ZRv87)

150 Yet not one of our betters in the media are even marginally concerned
that a Christian woman in Pakistan will be executed for disrespecting
Islam.


The same people who call Trump's ridicule violence against them are unconcerned about Democrat ACTUAL violence.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2018 06:54 PM (oVJmc)

151 With an unlimited budget and Inquisition power, do you think his real employers will be satisfied with "shit, looks like OrangeCrush is cleaner than any of us have been since puberty?"

Keep them loins girded.
Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2018 06:51 PM (ZRv87)

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IMO, if he were going to go after his family, he would announce it pre election. If he doesn't, then this is all probably over.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 06:54 PM (I16G8)

152 the Muslim Brotherhood had a career ending demise.

Whatever happened to Al-Zawahiri? Pretty sure we've still got a Predator with his name on it.

Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2018 06:54 PM (FhXTo)

153 144
madamemayhem@115,



Well now that you put it that way, I can definitely understand
NeverTrumperism. I can't believe how snookered I've been. Anyone know
where I can get cruise tickets?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 19, 2018 06:54 PM (6eEQ+)

---
The Paolo is already on his way over to your place.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 19, 2018 06:55 PM (cfSRQ)

154 63 Didn't I read somewhere that there was a possibility of Mueller indicting Don Jr.?
Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2018 06:37 PM (hECVl)


Meh.

With Mueller shut down Trump can reopen all kinds of old shiite to investigate if DoJ persons were co-conspirators
Doesn't matter if he gets convictions being process is punishment.
And by process I mean 0400 door kicking and boots on necks, cavity searches, ripping out walls, etc.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2018 06:55 PM (1g7ch)

155 Trump owns Rosenpenis. Rosenpenis owns Mulehead. Done. I sense Admiral Rogers may still be on the off the book projects. Heh.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 06:55 PM (4YsU2)

156
For the 319,999,999 of us who do not hit the Mega Millions jackpot at 11 pm tonight will there be a thread to express our grief?

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 19, 2018 06:56 PM (URwyc)

157 Somehow I don't think Jonah's wife is being pounded by "another man" unless by that you mean a strap-on Plastic Punisher.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2018 06:56 PM (HgMAr)

158 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 19, 2018 06:56 PM (KCxzN)

159 145...cant .stop.laughing....so f'n true

Posted by: DXO at October 19, 2018 06:56 PM (nzKWW)

160 IMO, if he were going to go after his family, he would announce it pre election. If he doesn't, then this is all probably over.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 06:54 PM (I16G

---
My thought is that the reason he's holding back is the 60-day rule that Comey completely violated. If he does anything, Rosenstein can fire him immediately just for breaking the departmental rule.

At that point whatever residual hope of tormenting Trump he has goes away.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 19, 2018 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)

161 145
Who but Donald J. Fucking Trump could bang a whore and make her pay for it?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 19, 2018 06:54 PM (f1Vqw)


Okay, that's pretty funny.

Although I hate myself for laughing at it.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 06:57 PM (tIeHC)

162 142
Mueller has been a criminal with a badge for decades.

I heard he was a Republican war hero?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 06:53 PM (4mUNO)


I have lost a ton of respect for Federal law enforcement..... prior to all this, I had already a great amount of distrust for the CIA and the NSA... now it's a trifecta..... if the Democratic Socialists ever regain power, God help us, cause they have zero problems with a Police State to achieve their goals....

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2018 06:57 PM (ffWPP)

163 Donald fucking Trump
(I love this man)

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 19, 2018 06:48 PM (myjNJ)

I copied the whole thing, because, yes to all of this.

He appears more and more to be heaven-sent.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 19, 2018 06:53 PM (xPJvm)

......

Yes, nicely done MadameMayhem

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 06:57 PM (4YsU2)

164 Pretty sure Dustin was spoofing.

--

I can't tell. I went to its twatter and yootube and honestly can't tell if it's legit or not. Guy sure seems...invested.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2018 06:47 PM (mQ0Mc)

It's so hard to tell. He was seriously out of breath after jumping up and down 5-6 times, so I think he may be the real deal.

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2018 06:57 PM (XROPS)

165 What if she's only being pounded for an hour a day by four pool boys, y'know, a "cabana" of pool boys?
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 19, 2018 06:52 PM (cfSRQ)
---
I believe we (I) agreed it was an exuberance of cabana boys.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2018 06:57 PM (kQs4Y)

166 "Let's put it this way: most people don't even know who Kashogii is or what that name means. Its not resonating with anyone, even the people pretending to be outraged and yelling about it."

-----------

As soon as I read the name I thought could he be related to Adnan the arms dealer and lo and behold, he is.

Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2018 06:58 PM (ZoD7w)

167 No blue wave then no joy for Mueller. The NPC' s will be frothing.

Posted by: BluesFish at October 19, 2018 06:58 PM (M/tgW)

168 more than four hours a day, you may want to look into getting a
time-share on a cruise liner.





Truth.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 19, 2018 06:48 PM (f687A)

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What if she's only being pounded for an hour a day by four pool boys, y'know, a "cabana" of pool boys?
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 19, 2018 06:52 PM (cfSRQ)

To add insult to injury, you don't even have a pool!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

169 Trump is a Playa... and that fact does not hurt him in a lot of circles......

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2018 06:59 PM (ffWPP)

170 MadameMayhem for thread winner.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 06:59 PM (4YsU2)

171 Donald fucking Trump
(I love this man)


I can dig it.

Posted by: Shaft at October 19, 2018 06:59 PM (ykYG2)

172 Who but Donald J. Fucking Trump could bang a whore and make her pay for it?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 19, 2018 06:54 PM (f1Vqw)

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Yes, we're witnessing the first time in history where a whore paid a politician.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 19, 2018 06:59 PM (cfSRQ)

173 130 American journos are solipsists

nobody outside their clique is real
Kashoggi was in their clique, so they are outraged

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 06:51 PM (dMvl+)

The whole thing reeks of them somehow thinking they can "get" Trump with this.

The problem? No one cares. No one understands what is going on and even if they did no cares. I actually follow this stuff and even I haven't read hardly anything about this incident.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 19, 2018 06:59 PM (4ErVI)

174 If they had anything, it would have leaked the moment they had it"

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 19, 2018 06:59 PM (6qErC)

175 Who but Donald J. Fucking Trump could bang a whore and make her pay for it?

Donald J. Fucking Trump is so fast he can run around the world and punch HIMSELF in the back of the head!

Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2018 06:59 PM (K22Va)

176 Used to be a sign of a man, always had a clean hanky for others to use. Kind of a lost thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 06:54 PM (39g3+)
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There are rules, sir!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TlOD2anqOU

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2018 06:59 PM (kQs4Y)

177 Fox is all over this muz journalist thing...they seem outranged...npc cucks

Posted by: DXO at October 19, 2018 06:59 PM (nzKWW)

178 IMO, if he were going to go after his family, he would announce it pre election. If he doesn't, then this is all probably over.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 06:54 PM


If he had something bad, which would drive exuberant (D)'s to the polls, it would be released pre-election. Which indicates he could release exonerating information which would drive exuberant (R)'s to the polls and chooses not to.

Transparent psychology is transparent.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 19, 2018 07:00 PM (URwyc)

179 125
How is Manwich gonna reinvent itself?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2018 06:50 PM (5jVnA)


Would Womynwytch celebrate feminine power or perpetuate negative stereotypes?

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2018 07:00 PM (sdi6R)

180 The problem? No one cares. "

Exactly so. Catsoggy went from OMGTRUMP!!!! to not even on the front pages of the alphabet network's pages in .02 seconds...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 19, 2018 07:00 PM (6qErC)

181 My thought is that the reason he's holding back is the 60-day rule that Comey completely violated. If he does anything, Rosenstein can fire him immediately just for breaking the departmental rule.

At that point whatever residual hope of tormenting Trump he has goes away.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 19, 2018 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)

------------

As I understand it, Mewler's report goes only to Rosy, who will then share it with Congress. Does the 60 day rule cover him giving it to Rosenstein?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 07:00 PM (I16G8)

182 BluesFish: "No blue wave then no joy for Mueller. The NPC's will be frothing."

How can you tell now? Does their froth go to 11?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 19, 2018 07:00 PM (6eEQ+)

183 Fox is CNN lite as far as I am concerned.... totally do not trust.....

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2018 07:00 PM (ffWPP)

184 I believe we (I) agreed it was an exuberance of cabana boys.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2018 06:57 PM (kQs4Y)

---
Nope. It's a cabana of pool boys. I came up with it, but someone else thought of it later on the same thread, which means it's now the official term.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 19, 2018 07:00 PM (cfSRQ)

185 Don't worry, Soy Boys! Next season of 'Cucks' will involve nonstop allegations of Trump personally disemboweling Saudi journalists and then feasting on their livers!

Posted by: El Kabong at October 19, 2018 07:01 PM (datdl)

186 And, on a side note, Minecraft NPCs are called 'mobs'.
*leftist heads explode*




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 19, 2018 07:01 PM (8iiMU)

187 Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 19, 2018 06:48 PM (f687A)

I think Goldberg's been the one I've heard on the radio claiming that the House is already lost.

I think the TDS has blended his brain into prune whip.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2018 07:01 PM (oVJmc)

188 "My dad would never use the man-sized tissues. He was a real man. He always had a hanky somewhere tucked away on his person. I remember a few times crying in his presence and he'd pull out his hanky for me to use. He always had a nicely folded, clean one.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 19, 2018 06:53 PM (mQ0Mc)"

------------

My husband still does and I wash them and iron them. They come in really hand when I need to ask him for a hanky to wipe my glasses.

Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2018 07:01 PM (ZoD7w)

189 flounder - Libya? Well good luck to them. Not much value to be extracted from meddling there. Can't imagine any motivation apart from keeping Libyan energy production down - but that won't rescue Russia's economy.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 07:01 PM (QDnY+)

190 114 Wyatt Earp - Not real - Bot!

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2018 07:01 PM (OjnQU)

191
I have lost a ton of respect for Federal law enforcement..... prior to all this, I had already a great amount of distrust for the CIA and the NSA... now it's a trifecta..... if the Democratic Socialists ever regain power, God help us, cause they have zero problems with a Police State to achieve their goals....
Posted by: kraken


The left always said they wanted to rein in those agencies. Something tells me they would hold the reins and gallop all over us.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 07:01 PM (4mUNO)

192
As I understand it, Mewler's report goes only to
Rosy, who will then share it with Congress. Does the 60 day rule cover
him giving it to Rosenstein?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 07:00 PM (I16G

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Of course Rosenstein is owned by Trump, so either way, nothing happens until after the election.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 19, 2018 07:02 PM (cfSRQ)

193 If you still need some man-sized tissues, ladies, I'm here for you.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2018 07:02 PM (oVJmc)

194 SoS Pompeo is amazing, makes Rex Tillerson look (fill in the blank).

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 07:02 PM (4YsU2)

195 I think Mueller has to come up with something and I agree with the previous poster; It's likely to be about Kushner or Don Jr. He's gotta justify his big salary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2018 07:02 PM (AllCR)

196 Spankin rags ...thats the ticket. Forget the tissues...

Posted by: DXO at October 19, 2018 07:02 PM (nzKWW)

197 But, of course it's all a witch hunt.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2018 07:02 PM (AllCR)

198 Goldberg saying the House is lost is wishcasting... disregard the cuck in the corner.

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2018 07:02 PM (ffWPP)

199 And, on a side note, Minecraft NPCs are called 'mobs'.

Its an old gaming term for "mobile" NPCs, ones that travel around instead of being static in place.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 07:02 PM (39g3+)

200
Donald J. Fucking Trump. NYC playboy and poonhound becomes the greatest friend of evangelical Christians and does more for them than any other Republican president could dream about.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 19, 2018 07:03 PM (f1Vqw)

201 As soon as I read the name I thought could he be related to Adnan the arms dealer and lo and behold, he is."

In that part of the world, all of the "ruling" tribes are interrelated. You don't need 6 degrees to link to another - 4 degrees of separation covers a nominal 100 percent...

Katsoggy is also related to Osama and Lady Di's ... seatmate.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 19, 2018 07:03 PM (6qErC)

202 >>>198 Goldberg saying the House is lost is wishcasting... disregard the cuck in the corner.

Never trust a man with only one pair of gravy-stained pants.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 19, 2018 07:03 PM (datdl)

203 To add insult to injury, you don't even have a pool!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

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It's worse than that: Have you seen Goldberg's wife?

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 19, 2018 07:04 PM (cfSRQ)

204 The reason feminists are so generally incompetent is that that can't bring themselves to read a MANual.

Posted by: irright at October 19, 2018 07:04 PM (RVcmP)

205 The left always said they wanted to rein in those agencies."

Or start their own, like the FBI.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 19, 2018 07:04 PM (6qErC)

206 198
Goldberg saying the House is lost is wishcasting... disregard the cuck in the corner.

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2018 07:02 PM (ffWPP)

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If you had his wife, you'd probably cuck her out, too.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 19, 2018 07:04 PM (cfSRQ)

207 I believe we (I) agreed it was an exuberance of cabana boys.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2018 06:57 PM (kQs4Y)

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Nope. It's a cabana of pool boys. I came up with it, but someone else thought of it later on the same thread, which means it's now the official term.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 19, 2018 07:00 PM (cfSRQ)



Ahem. Eris is hawt. We do it her way.

It is written.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 19, 2018 07:04 PM (fuK7c)

208 Trump is a Playa... and that fact does not hurt him in a lot of circles......
Posted by: kraken


I didn't elect Trump to be my pastor. I elected him to literally and figuratively gut the left.

I will admit, I wish there were more literally than figuratively, but I'll take what I can get.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2018 07:05 PM (hAdu/)

209 Paolo, when you come over tonight, please bring dinner.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 07:05 PM (tIeHC)

210 Some things have forever for lots of us, since Trump.... we are now all officially impossible to bullshit....

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2018 07:05 PM (ffWPP)

211 DXO: "Fox is all over this muz journalist thing...they seem outranged...npc cucks"

They're making sausage. They don't report news for information or for integrity or for patriotism or for country. They report news for profit.

EVERYTHING they put out is to draw eyeballs no matter how true or relevant. They literally make news for money.

Always know that the news is in business for itself. Nothing more. Buyer beware.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 19, 2018 07:05 PM (6eEQ+)

212
We all knew the investigation was bullshit.

But we weren't sure if Mueller would FABRICATE charges, anyway. We're still aren't sure.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at October 19, 2018 07:05 PM (qXbKA)

213 It is written.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 19, 2018 07:04 PM (fuK7c)
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Thank you. When I win the lotto you can be Top Poolboy.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2018 07:05 PM (kQs4Y)

214 -
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Goldberg saying the House is lost is wishcasting..

----------------

He means lost for his side, the dems.

Posted by: irright at October 19, 2018 07:05 PM (RVcmP)

215 It's worse than that: Have you seen Goldberg's wife?

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 19, 2018 07:04 PM (cfSRQ)

......

Too lazy to DuckDuckGo it. Tiny URL?

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 07:06 PM (4YsU2)

216 Ahem. Eris is hawt. We do it her way.

It is written.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at O



if Eris were in fight club rule number one would be Eris is hot, we do it her way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 07:06 PM (MTjB1)

217
Fox is CNN lite as far as I am concerned.... totally do not trust.....

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2018 07:00 PM (ffWPP)


Yeah that Tucker Carlson is just a White Don Lemon

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 19, 2018 07:06 PM (TAmPV)

218 Goldberg saying the House is lost is wishcasting... disregard the cuck in the corner.



Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2018 07:02 PM (ffWPP)

---Wait, I see what you did there. The Corner. Heh.
Only problem is he's not the only cuck at The Corner, is he?

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 19, 2018 07:07 PM (cfSRQ)

219

Good.
I hope they keep saying blue wave. It's the best motivation for R turnout.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at October 19, 2018 07:07 PM (qXbKA)

220 Donald J. Fucking Trump. NYC playboy and poonhound becomes the greatest friend of evangelical Christians and does more for them (and Jews) than any other Republican president could dream about.
Posted by: publius


*suggested edit

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2018 07:07 PM (hAdu/)

221
Too lazy to DuckDuckGo it. Tiny URL?

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 07:06 PM (4YsU2)

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No. Don't want to crack my monitor.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 19, 2018 07:07 PM (cfSRQ)

222 215 It's worse than that: Have you seen Goldberg's wife?

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 19, 2018 07:04 PM (cfSRQ)

......

Too lazy to DuckDuckGo it. Tiny URL?
Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 07:06 PM (4YsU2)

Let's just say she's not ready for her closeups....

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2018 07:08 PM (ffWPP)

223 Wow. First time I've ever been nominated for thread winner.

I'd like to thank the people who nominated me, the divine ace for hosting this blog, that guy in the 3rd row (no not you, the one who isn't playing with himself ), my hairstylist, Roger Daltry, and the number 8. Thank you all so very much!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 19, 2018 07:08 PM (myjNJ)

224 Donald J. Fucking Trump. NYC playboy and poonhound becomes the greatest friend of evangelical Christians and does more for them (and Jews) than any other Republican president could dream about.
Posted by: publius


*suggested edit
Posted by: rickb223 at O



you mean Jews are not just Christians that did not get the memo?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 07:08 PM (MTjB1)

225 213 It is written.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 19, 2018 07:04 PM (fuK7c)
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Thank you. When I win the lotto you can be Top Poolboy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2018 07:05 PM (kQs4Y)

Ahem.

"So it is written
So it shall be done"

Posted by: Zombie Yul Bryner at October 19, 2018 07:09 PM (tIeHC)

226 Was the left this upset when Daniel Pearl was beheaded? Maybe they were but I don't remember it.

Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2018 07:09 PM (oiNtH)

227 Tucker Carlson is not Fox.

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2018 07:09 PM (ffWPP)

228 Fox is torn. Do they wanna be cuckservatives or keep ratings. When pucker mouth and his ilk come on just swith to OAN.

Posted by: Smaug at October 19, 2018 07:09 PM (4YsU2)

229 Wow. First time I've ever been nominated for thread winner.

I'd like to thank the people who nominated me, the divine ace for hosting this blog, that guy in the 3rd row (no not you, the one who isn't playing with himself ), my hairstylist, Roger Daltry, and the number 8. Thank you all so very much!
Posted by: madamemayhem


-sniff.
That was beautiful.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2018 07:09 PM (hAdu/)

230
"Thou giveth fever
"When we kisseth
"Fever with thy flaming youth
"Fever! I'm afire
"Fever, yea, I burn, forsooth."

-William Shakespeare


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at October 19, 2018 07:09 PM (qXbKA)

231 Without being there or having the direct read-out it's impossible to know, of course, exactly what Pompeo said his Mexican counterparts.


I'm somewhat optimistic this "caravan" crap will get pre-empted on the Mexican end.


But I find it impossible to understand, as I've been saying for a while, that the new trade deal didn't have vital, ironclad, deadly serious side understandings on this sort of thing, as well as Mexico getting control of the border region and stopping the flow of people (which is already at a disastrously high record rate, apart from the "caravan" stunt).


There was an interesting aside by Trump this week (can't recall if on the twatters or in one of his press availabilities) - to the effect that trade deals are not worth accepting damage of the sort inflicted by mass illegal migration. Interesting because it implied some serious arm-twisting, using the trade situation as leverage.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 07:10 PM (QDnY+)

232 A bust? The Mueller Fraud was designed to keep the Obama/Clinton Machine out of jail. So far, it's been a success.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 19, 2018 07:10 PM (Ndje9)

233 you mean Jews are not just Christians that did not get the memo?
Posted by: yankeefifth



Moving the Embassy that no other president seemed to be able to do.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2018 07:10 PM (hAdu/)

234 Gotta love the Dem police state. Make a wild accusation without any supporting facts, demand congressional investigation to find evidence for wild accusation.

Now, kishner killed kashoggi, we need to investigate to see if he did.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2018 07:10 PM (8Vq35)

235 Wow. First time I've ever been nominated for thread winner.

I'd like to thank the people who nominated me, the divine ace for hosting this blog, that guy in the 3rd row (no not you, the one who isn't playing with himself ), my hairstylist, Roger Daltry, and the number 8. Thank you all so very much!
Posted by: madamemayhem


-sniff.
That was beautiful.
Posted by: rickb223 at O



when a nominee acknowledges their thread winner nomination and / or award, it is immediately revoked.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 07:11 PM (MTjB1)

236 Maydamemayhem - well done!!

Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2018 07:11 PM (oiNtH)

237
#BelieveAllBots!

Posted by: :^| cooperate, not confront! |v: -- I want my, I want my, I want my NPCs! at October 19, 2018 07:11 PM (pNxlR)

238 189
flounder - Libya? Well good luck to them. Not much value to be
extracted from meddling there. Can't imagi