Feinstein: "Show some heart" and "Wait until Dr. Ford feels that she can come before the committee," Presumably Some Time in 2021 or Maybe 2025
Grassley: The Drop-Dead Deadline is 10PM Tonight. If We Don't Get a "Yes," We Vote on Monday.

Democrats: "Show some heart. Wait until Dr. Ford feels that she can come before the committee."

I mean, she's only had Thirty Six Fucking Years to process this traumatic event that almost certainly didn't happen.



Mitch McConnell says: We'll get right on that, sister.



Reminds me of a movie I saw once.

Grassley just extanded the deadline for the delicate Ms. Ford to accept the request to testify -- but attached an ultimatum to it.

It's a drop-dead deadline:

@ChadPergram 32m

Grassley: I'm extending the deadline for response yet again to 10 o'clock this evening. I'm providing a notice of a vote to occur Monday in the event that Dr. Ford's attorneys don't respond or Dr. Ford decides not to testify.

How much time must elapse before the Cucked-Out, Tucked-Under Enforcers of Twitter Consensus Opinion feel comfortable saying that this woman seems to be playing games and seems to be very, very reluctant to have her claims questioned?

Truth is protector. And people feel vulnerable without it.

Thanks to weft-cut loop for the Grassley update.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:16 PM




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1 First.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2018 07:17 PM (/qEW2)

2 Ya know, if the IRS ever comes after me, I'll tell them I will when I feel emotionally able.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:17 PM (ptqGC)

3 The Left wants to deny an extremely well-qualified person an appointment. Compare wide Latina with the Kav.

So they can be corrupt and bypass the ultimate feedback mechanism to save the country; American voters?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 21, 2018 07:19 PM (hyuyC)

4 turtle ninja power!

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 07:19 PM (a0IVu)

5 >>>2 Ya know, if the IRS ever comes after me, I'll tell them I will when I feel emotionally able.


My offshore bank accounts are a Safe Space.

Posted by: ace at September 21, 2018 07:19 PM (PA9oZ)

6 * struts around showin' some Bat Wang *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 21, 2018 07:19 PM (c07y/)

7 I love it. McConnell stood up to Obama *once* when Republicans had a congressional majority and they're throwing it back in his face. Of course they are. I hope McConnell understands that the electorate has come to expect a spine to be present somewhere.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2018 07:19 PM (I2dne)

8 Who was MCconnell speaking to?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 07:20 PM (AllCR)

9 And Pelosi - STFU. Botox must be leeching out of your face and eating your brains. You are that stupid.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 07:20 PM (a0IVu)

10 Jane D'oh

I'm 1-0-1 on IRS audits, but I compiled with their deadlines and meeting times.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 21, 2018 07:20 PM (hyuyC)

11 BOOOM!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 07:20 PM (W+vEI)

12 I'm waiting for Ford to request a Service Peacock in order to testify.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:20 PM (ptqGC)

13 Kim at wapo


Ford requests accepted by GOP:
-No Kavanaugh during her testimony
-One camera, limit press access
-Equal ?s time for all senators
-Adequate breaks during testimony
-Adequate security ...

Posted by: Ha at September 21, 2018 07:20 PM (MAstk)

14
Man, this cuck cock tastes like chicken!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 21, 2018 07:20 PM (UFLLM)

15 Vote Monday on Kav.

Ten minutes later, vote to censure DiFi.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:20 PM (je6Oi)

16 well, it's smart to extend the deadline. Surely this is the act of contrition and collegiality that will convince the democrats to take off their pink pussy hats, stop referring to a stupid shit-chick-lit-lite dystopian novel, and get around to voting for what's his face.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 07:21 PM (Ejm4y)

17 Cruz n Beto debating tonight.

Posted by: Ha at September 21, 2018 07:21 PM (MAstk)

18 12
I'm waiting for Ford to request a Service Peacock in order to testify.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:20 PM (ptqGC)
She is in Cali..maybe a service llama. (yes, that is a thing here).

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 07:21 PM (a0IVu)

19 It all comes back to Merrick Garland. Waaaaaaaaahhhhh.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 21, 2018 07:21 PM (2NqXo)

20 I thought the eight, endless years of Obama would kill me.

Now I laff and laff.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:21 PM (ptqGC)

21 One more stall tactic. Ford will say "yes" at 9:55pm. Then over the weekend, there will be another excuse why she can't testify, and the cycle will start again.

Posted by: Kareem Ofweet at September 21, 2018 07:21 PM (gLylO)

22 All hail the Sacred Feelz!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 21, 2018 07:21 PM (2NqXo)

23 Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations

You will eat gruel and like it. /s

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 21, 2018 07:22 PM (hyuyC)

24 Sure DiFi, how about the last Tuesday of October? That would give her time to compose herself and left the FBI look into High school shenanigans

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 07:22 PM (T4oHT)

25
It's a drop-dead deadline

Until the next drop-dead deadline

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2018 07:22 PM (IqV8l)

26 There's a pound-sign troll who's sizing up ceiling joists as we speak.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 07:22 PM (fA1SL)

27 How much time must elapse before the Cucked-Out, Tucked-Under Enforcers of Twitter Consensus Opinion feel comfortable saying that this woman seems to be playing games and seems to be very, very reluctant to have her claims questioned?


--------------------------

Answer: ALL OF THE TIME MUST ELAPSE

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 07:22 PM (FTXAT)

28 I hope the GOP understands that they just need to maintain their policy of vocally surrendering to the Democrat Party in order to sweep their way into a red wave this November.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2018 07:22 PM (I2dne)

29 I just can't pay estimated taxes yet. I'll do so as soon as I feel like it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:22 PM (je6Oi)

30 I wonder if the cabins are filling up on the Cuck Cruise?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:22 PM (ptqGC)

31 Adequate breaks-She''l answer one question and then take a 20 minute break. They''be stretching this out forever IF she actually makes it there at all

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 07:22 PM (AllCR)

32 Except Grassley offered them Wednesday... When they contact him at 9:59 they will agree... Then postpone

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 07:22 PM (O2RFr)

33 I got 50 bucks that says she trips and twists her ankle on the stairs to the Capital preferably after some jostling by some conveniently close "right wing" protesters.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 21, 2018 07:22 PM (jp0Bv)

34 Ted's got him stuttering now.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 07:23 PM (+fO9N)

35 For some odd reason, I'm reminded of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssfjfERImGs

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 07:23 PM (W+vEI)

36 I had a car. I hated that car. I named it Chad.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2018 07:23 PM (IqV8l)

37 Dems never thought it would get this far. They figured the GOP would cave early. Now the best difi can hope for is that people forget this whole thing quickly.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 07:23 PM (gC2IV)

38 Willowed from thread below:

Kav gets confirmed, as has never been in doubt, but if you're going to prolong it, torture the Dems more. Nobody's buying their nonsense and dime-store faux moral outrage.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 07:11 PM (QDnY+)

++++
But they get a consolation prize for the Dem base by her "never getting the opportunity" to testify. Why if only those mean old Republicans hadn't rush the vote, Dr. Ford would have testified and Kav would have been voted down. By never testifying this narrative will now live on and forever taint Kav as the illegitimate Justice. If she testified and they voted to confirm Kav, they'd be denied the narrative.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 07:23 PM (2sCft)

39
Ford requests accepted by GOP:

-No Kavanaugh during her testimony

-One camera, limit press access

-Equal ?s time for all senators

-Adequate breaks during testimony

-Adequate security ...

Posted by: Ha at September 21, 2018 07:20 PM (MAstk)

Like the WP is believable....

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 07:23 PM (FTXAT)

40

Alternate poat title:

"Dr" Ford Is Now, Get This, Too Shy To Testify

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2018 07:24 PM (Iw9oN)

41 Why is Feinstein raping her all over again after sitting on her story for two months?

Heartless scrunt.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 21, 2018 07:24 PM (5jVnA)

42 If Kav gets confirmed we still have to destroy Ford

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 07:24 PM (O2RFr)

43 Our property tax bill just arrived. I'll mull over with my husband whether or not we feel emotionally able to handle parting with that money right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:24 PM (ptqGC)

44 I'll leave it to Uncle Palpatine to deliver Tom Reagan's most-appropriate response to "look in your heart".

Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 07:24 PM (y87Qq)

45 How did this fragile woman get through her dissertation defense?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2018 07:24 PM (I2dne)

46 Fucking DiFi. Slimy bitch. I'm gonna vote for Kevin de Wetback even though I detest him and what he stands for, just to get some payback on DiFi. Evil twat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:24 PM (je6Oi)

47 36>>>

But Chad is ultimate Alpha with Will To Kill.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 07:24 PM (dKVPn)

48 #8 McConnell was speaking at the annual Values Voter Summit in D.C. He further pledged, "If we can hold onto the Senate majority for two more years going, we're going to transform federal judiciary."
Maybe.
Hope so.
Truly Desire That.
Be diligent. Vote on November 6.

Posted by: Dreg in Seattle at September 21, 2018 07:24 PM (Y7N05)

49 44. * fistbump*
What heart?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 07:25 PM (fA1SL)

50 Why is Feinstein raping her all over again after sitting on her story for two months?

If she sat on it for two months that would explain why the story stinks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:25 PM (je6Oi)

51 I've been stuck in the Dallas airport for 7 hours with CNN blaring in everywhere. I feel like my CNN is eating my brain.

It's news for extremely stupid people.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2018 07:25 PM (hjuDC)

52 All I'd like to say about any definitive statement that comes out of Chinless Bitch's mouth is that I'll believe it when it happens.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 21, 2018 07:25 PM (NDcnw)

53 Difi did this for one reason only. Her own party in CA refused to endorse her. She needed the far left moonbats on her side. Won't work.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 07:25 PM (gC2IV)

54 Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Knob jobs for the all-mslr committee? She has a history of being easy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 21, 2018 07:25 PM (hyuyC)

55 I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR....errr....*cries, scurries away*

---- DOCTOR Ford

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:25 PM (ptqGC)

56 51 I've been stuck in the Dallas airport for 7 hours with CNN blaring in everywhere. I feel like my CNN is eating my brain.

It's news for extremely stupid people.

In one continuous loop

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 07:25 PM (O2RFr)

57 McConnell used spine! It's super-effective!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 07:26 PM (fA1SL)

58 Anyone have the clip from the 1st SpongeBob movie where Neptune is yelling at Princess Mindy to stop stalling, and she says "stalling?" I'm stalling?"

Posted by: Kareem Ofweet at September 21, 2018 07:26 PM (gLylO)

59 STOP CALLING HER DR. FORD!

If you're on a plane over the middle of the Pacific, do you want your life in her hands?

If not, *SHE'S NOT A DAMN DOCTOR!!!*

Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 07:26 PM (e7oj4)

60 Knob jobs for the all-mslr committee? She has a history of being easy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 21, 2018 07:25 PM (hyuyC)
+++++++++++
Ah yes. The Occasio-Cortez method.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2018 07:26 PM (I2dne)

61 It's been a problem for years, but I remain astonished that the GOP - even on this rare occasion when they've decided they're not going to be deterred or manipulated, they're going to get their victory - STILL have zero PR-fu.


Grassley has been far more accommodating than he should have - but just the right amount to deny the Dems any traction with their dishonest and despicable "have a heart" crap.


But the GOP needs other voices to bring the muscle. Grassley stays above it all, but others need to be ruthlessly shaming and confronting the stupid Dem talking-point machines, including ChiFi.


The bad-faith, violation of committee procedures, and despicable dishonesty of the Dems the last week has been jaw-dropping. But only those following it even know about them.


The Dems are very vulnerable to damage from this stunt, but a lot of that won't be realized without some actual offense from the GOP types.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 07:27 PM (QDnY+)

62 JackStraw, I would have come and bought you a drink.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 07:27 PM (+fO9N)

63 there will be another excuse why she can't testify, and the cycle will start again.
Posted by: Kareem Ofweet at September 21, 2018 07:21 PM (gLylO)

I don't think so.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 07:27 PM (dUJdY)

64 I've been stuck in the Dallas airport for 7 hours with CNN blaring in everywhere. I feel like my CNN is eating my brain.



It's news for extremely stupid people.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2018 07:25 PM (hjuDC)


Are you anywhere near a cord? A hammer? Flamethrower?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:27 PM (ptqGC)

65 I've been stuck in the Dallas airport for 7 hours with CNN blaring in everywhere. I feel like my CNN is eating my brain.

It's news for extremely stupid people.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2018 07:25 PM (hjuDC)

----------------

That's why smart phones come with TV remote apps. I used to switch at commercials in the gate area or bars all the time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 07:27 PM (I16G8)

66 Name a stupider moment in the history of the Republic.

I'll wait.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 21, 2018 07:27 PM (gxRqA)

67 Check out my NEW column; "NO, I am not a Romulan with fetal alcohol syndrome."

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at September 21, 2018 07:27 PM (datdl)

68 >>JackStraw, I would have come and bought you a drink.

Dammit. Had I known.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2018 07:28 PM (hjuDC)

69 Jesus Jack Straw.. what god did you piss off? 7 hours?? Christ, I'd be wanting to kill someone about now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 07:28 PM (dUJdY)

70 Every anti-dem must vote Nov. 6th.

Here in Kansas the Rinos are turning on an extremely competent, but Trumpesque gubernatorial candidate, Kris Koback.

They are endorsing the Dem candidate. Who is female, corrupt, but pliable.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 21, 2018 07:28 PM (hyuyC)

71 Ford and Feinstein!
Redeem your honor!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 07:28 PM (fA1SL)

72 That's why smart phones come with TV remote apps. I used to switch at commercials in the gate area or bars all the time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 07:27 PM (I16G


Why did I not know this??? This knowledge will come in handy in about three weeks. I'll tell my husband.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:29 PM (ptqGC)

73 71 Ford and Feinstein!
Redeem your honor!

Impossible... They have none

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 07:29 PM (O2RFr)

74 66 Name a stupider moment in the history of the Republic.

I'll wait.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 21, 2018 07:27 PM (gxRqA)

--Barky the Fuckclown being elected. Then re-elected.

Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 07:29 PM (e7oj4)

75 66 Name a stupider moment in the history of the Republic.

I'll wait.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 21, 2018 07:27 PM (gxRqA)

Styrofoam Greek columns come to mind...

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 21, 2018 07:29 PM (jp0Bv)

76 If she accepts and then backs out or waffles, the GOP is going to start voting and they'll be SOL.
This is getting ridiculous and even the GOP leadership knows it.

Posted by: lurker at September 21, 2018 07:29 PM (eAshZ)

77 66. Republic's closed. Moose out front and all that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 07:29 PM (fA1SL)

78 >>Name a stupider moment in the history of the Republic.

I'll wait.



MSM swooning over Obama's tan suit / killing a fly / singing Al Green / one perfect tear rolling down his cheek at his WH anti-gun rally.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 07:29 PM (W+vEI)

79 71 Ford and Feinstein!
Redeem your honor!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 07:28 PM (fA1SL)


Spread some plastic sheets on the floor. Seppuku is pretty messy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:29 PM (je6Oi)

80 Check out my NEW column; 'Kavanaugh? More like...Kava-NO way! Am I right? Anyone? Hello...?"

Posted by: John Podhoretz at September 21, 2018 07:30 PM (datdl)

81 64 I've been stuck in the Dallas airport for 7 hours with CNN blaring in everywhere. I feel like my CNN is eating my brain.

------

cnn, in an airport? weird.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 07:30 PM (Ejm4y)

82

Wait, what?

She wants waffles, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2018 07:30 PM (Iw9oN)

83 I mean, she's only had Thirty Six Fucking Years to process this traumatic event that almost certainly didn't happen.

She's had two fucking months to have her hitjob lawyer fund her bullshit polygraph test on top of the last five years on top of the last three and a half decades.

She should have been committed by now (in more ways than one).

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 07:30 PM (oVJmc)

84 66>>>

"I don't know that I knew."

Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 07:30 PM (dKVPn)

85 I'd attack Feinstein not Ford. For proven anti-Catholic bias. And for being a Cbinese Asset. And corrupt

It's one of the Alinsky rules. Personalize it

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 07:30 PM (qMV6r)

86 this woman seems to be playing games and seems to be very, very reluctant to have her claims questioned
__________________

Not at all!

I'm absolutely willing to answer questions. Just not anywhere I have to fly to. And the questioners can't be men. Or lawyers. Or anybody who doesn't already believe my story.

And I must feel safe, so I'll need to have my Comfort Pony next to me in the room, and my binky, and a steady supply of milk warmed to exactly 86 degrees, and a bowl of M&M's, but only the yellow ones.

And I don't want to be under oath, because swearing frightens me too much. And there can be no court reporter, because I don't like that clacking sound their machines make; it frightens me too much. And no video cameras or audio recordings, because I don't like the way I look on t.v., and I don't like the way I sound, and hearing or seeing myself later would frighten me too much. And obviously, my rapist and would-be killer Brett Kavanaugh can't be in the same state where I am, as that would frighten me too much.

And this questioning of me must not take more than one hour, because I have patients to see and treat. You may not believe it, but there are a lot of mentally troubled people out there who need the assistance of a stable, well-adjusted mental health professional like me!

Posted by: Chrissy Blasey-Ford, C.Q. (Certified Quack) at September 21, 2018 07:31 PM (fqUgw)

87 Looks like the Repubs on the Senate --- after many many months --- have finally located their balls.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at September 21, 2018 07:31 PM (Gs5TH)

88 73. Then they must face Samurai Christ.

https://youtu.be/jih-5FnHFAk

'Love is Luciferian opium.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 07:31 PM (fA1SL)

89
Jesus Jack Straw.. what god did you piss off? 7 hours?? Christ, I'd be wanting to kill someone about now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 07:28 PM (dUJdY)


Our son was stuck in Seattle for 12 HOURS on his way home from Okinawa five years ago. And then three in ATL. To their credit, the USO had a lounge that he and his fellow Marines took advantage of.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:31 PM (ptqGC)

90 i'll pay my taxes when chidifi suck starts a 12 gauge. will that work?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 07:31 PM (KP5rU)

91 Chrissy Ford/ her Lawyers, on her readiness to testify:

"Jam yesterday, jam tomorrow, but NEVER jam today!!"

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at September 21, 2018 07:31 PM (QU+qf)

92 90 minutes until my first drink....so thirsty.

Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2018 07:31 PM (q177U)

93 That's why smart phones come with TV remote apps. I used to switch at commercials in the gate area or bars all the time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 07:27 PM (I16G

Why did I not know this??? This knowledge will come in handy in about three weeks. I'll tell my husband.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:29 PM (ptqGC)

----------------

Most come with one preloaded. If not, App store or Google play will have them. Takes a minute to setup, but it's not hard to do.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 07:31 PM (I16G8)

94 Wimp Rules

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at September 21, 2018 07:31 PM (ljejN)

95 Surrender to the FEELZ!!

Posted by: Octopussy at September 21, 2018 07:32 PM (sVQQW)

96 Why did I not know this??? This knowledge will come in handy in about three weeks. I'll tell my husband.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:29 PM (ptqGC)


I've done it too. The trick is to slowly and subtly turn down the sound a bit, until fewer people are really paying attention, wait for a commercial, then change channels and turn the sound back up.

Few people notice then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:32 PM (je6Oi)

97 Maybe out of all the potential Kavanaugh accusers vetted by the Soros-funded lefty activist group behind this, she didn't step forward. Everyone else stepped back. She was recruited and now she has cold feet because she was promised by her handlers it would never come to this. They went looking for a woman who fit the profile: right age, attended school and lived nearby, a lefty, promiscuous, a drinker, easy to persuade or threaten. Now they're stuck with her and she ain't ready for prime time.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 21, 2018 07:32 PM (2NqXo)

98 I'll show some heart: I don't think it happened to her, and I'm glad of that. Something may have been talked about in school that she remembered decided to run with to "empower" herself.

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 07:32 PM (OiC69)

99 45 How did this fragile woman get through her dissertation defense?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2018 07:24 PM (I2dne)
----------------------------
The same way that a woman "terrified" of a goodnight kiss makes her living as a porn actress?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2018 07:32 PM (0jtPF)

100 TH problem with CNN-aside from the obvious ones, is that when it's on is at an airport and other places the screen is usually high up and impossible to reach-at least for me. I was delighted when after CNN was on at a restaurant that when the guy when back to place our food order I unplugged the TV. Nobody else was there but my family and me and when the guy came back with the food he didn't mention it and didn't seem to care. That was a very satisfying lunch.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 07:33 PM (AllCR)

101 How do you say Chutzpah in Chinese so that ChiDi can grok it?

This cunt, this fucking cunt...

I can't even.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 07:33 PM (kT3/m)

102 Robbie glossing over his DUI. White privledge by his own admission.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 07:33 PM (+fO9N)

103 MSM swooning over Obama's tan suit / killing a fly /
singing Al Green / one perfect tear rolling down his cheek at his WH
anti-gun rally.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 07:29 PM (W+vEI)


There were all the pictures of Obama with golden halos behind his head, and my "favorite," this idiot (whose name escapes me) on MSLSD:

"Obama is like g-d, looking down on us."


I knew then, beyond a shadow of a doubt, we were royally and truly fucked.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:33 PM (ptqGC)

104 Grassley: "Chrissy, I think you're a lying bitch. You can show up Monday and try to convince me otherwise. Or not."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:33 PM (je6Oi)

105 I think the GOP gets how enraged the base is with the Democrats bullshit here, which is rare for them. Good for Grassley.

NeverTrump, as always, does not understand why everyone is yelling at them at them on Twitter to shut up, but I'm sure they think it's an alt-right trolling campaign consisting of 6 anime nerds.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 21, 2018 07:33 PM (datdl)

106 Our son was stuck in Seattle for 12 HOURS on his way home from Okinawa five years ago. And then three in ATL. To their credit, the USO had a lounge that he and his fellow Marines took advantage of.


At least he had somewhere to go to pass the time. I think the longest time I spent in an airport was 2 1/2 hours and I believe it was Dallas. I nearly went nuts.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 07:33 PM (dUJdY)

107 Nah, guys--TFG getting elected was expected in 2008 and just remember that we were assured that we had "nothing to fear."

In this case, it's just a big ass lie at a time when you have to literally ignore the entire history of the Democrats from Chappaquiddick forward.

P.S.: The REAL reason they don't want a hearing? It's not polling for shit and they are terrified of what Booker and Harris will say/do. They just want to delay. VOTE.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 21, 2018 07:34 PM (gxRqA)

108 66
Name a stupider moment in the history of the Republic.



I'll wait.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 21, 2018 07:27 PM (gxRqA)

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Charleston Harbor SC 1861.

Posted by: BluesFish at September 21, 2018 07:34 PM (7IRPQ)

109 When the Senate gets fed up enough and votes Kav in, she will fly her fat ass off to rallies, speeches, and special appearances. Suddenly she won't shut up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 07:34 PM (oVJmc)

110 Ted's got him stuttering now.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 07:23 PM (+fO9N)
*********************
How's Beto coming across?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2018 07:34 PM (hECVl)

111 100 TH problem with CNN-aside from the obvious ones, is that when it's on is at an airport and other places the screen is usually high up and impossible to reach-at least for me. I was delighted when after CNN was on at a restaurant that when the guy when back to place our food order I unplugged the TV. Nobody else was there but my family and me and when the guy came back with the food he didn't mention it and didn't seem to care. That was a very satisfying lunch.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 07:33 PM (AllCR)


No point in reaching up to change the channel; there will doubtless be some lib who will object. With the TV remote app on a phone or tablet you can change the channel subtly from your seat, and if you do it right, nobody notices.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:34 PM (je6Oi)

112 How's the TX debate going?

Posted by: Ha at September 21, 2018 07:35 PM (MAstk)

113 But they get a consolation prize for the Dem base by her "never getting the opportunity" to testify. Why if only those mean old Republicans hadn't rush the vote, Dr. Ford would have testified and Kav would have been voted down. By never testifying this narrative will now live on and forever taint Kav as the illegitimate Justice. If she testified and they voted to confirm Kav, they'd be denied the narrative.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 07:23 PM
~~~~~

On the other hand, the libs will be pissed at Frankenfeinstein and the rest for playing this out too long.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 21, 2018 07:35 PM (Ri0Ku)

114 She'll refuse to testify and be all over TV next week giving interviews to friendly reporters.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 21, 2018 07:35 PM (xPl2J)

115 On FOX they just said she is afraid to fly- thus the thursday request to testify....HOWEVER she had a internship in hawaii....now THAT is one hell of a drive? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2018 07:35 PM (Ydx5u)

116 I've done it too. The trick is to slowly and subtly
turn down the sound a bit, until fewer people are really paying
attention, wait for a commercial, then change channels and turn the
sound back up.



Few people notice then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:32 PM (je6Oi)


That's the most worthwhile app I've heard of. I can't count the times I've been stuck with CNN blaring in the boarding area.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:35 PM (ptqGC)

117 Scary Gabrielle Byrne!

Posted by: WonkishRogue at September 21, 2018 07:35 PM (bQMzs)

118 at latest count, this esteemed dr. rode at least 35 different baloney pony's in high school and college. give me a fucking break about her fragility. that's damn near stormy daniels performance art. so sick of this shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 07:35 PM (KP5rU)

119 Grassley: "Chrissy, I think you're a lying bitch. You can show up Monday and try to convince me otherwise. Or not."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity

SOmeone who's good at photoshop should make a picture of Grassley at a Steven Crowder booth that says "Christine Blassey Ford is lying. Change my mind."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 21, 2018 07:35 PM (xEuHL)

120 By the way a Cat fight on FOX....Is that sexist? Am I pig? Can I say that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2018 07:36 PM (Ydx5u)

121 Baaahhahhahhahhahaa......(deep breath).....BAaashahhaaHAha.

This is such a farce. We are governed by mediocrities of the first order. This is all such a transparent theater.

ALL of the Democrats will vote against Kavanaugh, regardless of the existence of this whole Ford sideshow.

There are 2-3 GOP Senators, and we all know who they are, that do or pretend to treat the theater as real. With Grassley's 10pm deadline now issued, it would appear that even Jeff Flake is now ready to rip of the veil of pretense and just power this through.

Not a single Senator will vote differently now vs. before anyone (supposedly) knew about Christie Ford. The only remaining question is whether this entire affair marks the low point of Senate Judicial Confirmations, or whether the Dems can dig even lower. Given that the next likely Justice to leave the court has a name that rhymes with Loof FinsGaurg, we can confidently conclude that the Progressives are only still in first gear. The Progressives are repulsive. This confirmation is an unmitigated disgrace

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 21, 2018 07:36 PM (db5dt)

122 ask to change it to sports

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 07:36 PM (Ejm4y)

123 Is there any truth to this rumor I keep hearing that Dr. Wackadoodle is a pro golf groupie who may or may not bang pro golfers seven at a time?

Posted by: 19th Hole Chrissy at September 21, 2018 07:36 PM (XcgmW)

124 Levin saying Democrats and the Leftist Media are trying to provoke President Trump into firing Rosenstein for many reasons for their benefit.

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 07:36 PM (T4oHT)

125 Every anti-dem must vote Nov. 6th.

Here in Kansas the Rinos are turning on an extremely competent, but Trumpesque gubernatorial candidate, Kris Koback.

They are endorsing the Dem candidate. Who is female, corrupt, but pliable.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 21, 2018 07:28 PM (hyuyC)



Kansas, go figure.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 07:36 PM (Cz+xD)

126 For some reason I got a TicktMaster offer to buy $1000 VIP seats at Michelle's upcoming book tour. It's at the 18,000 seat Barclays Center in Brooklyn FFS

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 07:36 PM (qMV6r)

127 It would be hilarious if the stakes weren't so damn high.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 07:37 PM (NWiLs)

128 I'm providing a notice of a vote to occur Monday in the event that Dr. Ford's attorneys don't respond or Dr. Ford decides not to testify.
...........

Also, Jefe fires Roseypeen.
Sour pickle time.
DEPTH CHARGES AWAY

Posted by: wth - Sauregurkenzeit at September 21, 2018 07:37 PM (HgMAr)

129 >>Name a stupider moment in the history of the Republic.
------------------------------------
Clock Boy --- when the very cream of our Elite, from the President of the United States to Microsoft to MIT, prostrated themselves in a swoon before a middle-school clown.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2018 07:37 PM (0jtPF)

130 John Nolte was hinting earlier today that a second accuser will probably pop up over the weekend. I don't know if he has some kind of tip about it or is just speculating based on how depraved the Democrats have become but...yeah, I'm guessing that's phase two. Drag this shit out for another 2 weeks.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 21, 2018 07:37 PM (datdl)

131 The Democrats want to throw out constitutional government and replace it with revolutionary street theater.

These people are dangerous as hell.

Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 07:38 PM (sdi6R)

132 >>HOWEVER she had a internship in hawaii....

Shut it down, have the vote first thing Monday morning.

Wear Hawaiian shirts and bring poster-sized photos of Ford in Hawaii just to rub it in.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 07:38 PM (W+vEI)

133 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:34 PM (je6Oi)

I don't think I have a TV remote. I have no Apps and my phone is practically Pre Edison. It looks like a little typing pad which you pull down.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 07:38 PM (AllCR)

134 By the way a Cat fight on FOX....Is that sexist? Am I pig? Can I say that?

Who's fighting?

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 07:38 PM (dUJdY)

135 Well, that's it then. Proof positive that the Republicans are heartless.

Posted by: DiFi at September 21, 2018 07:38 PM (EY4jv)

136
For some reason I got a TicktMaster offer to buy $1000 VIP seats at
Michelle's upcoming book tour. It's at the 18,000 seat Barclays Center
in Brooklyn FFS

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 07:36 PM (qMV6r)


Oh, you don't want to go to Mooch's "Becoming Mooch" tour or whatever it's called?


Someone needs to tell Moochelle, "At some point, you've made enough money. And no, you're neither glamorous nor beautiful. Go away, and take your gay husband with you."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:39 PM (ptqGC)

137 Where does it say that she had an internship in Hawaii?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 07:39 PM (AllCR)

138 Thanks for the heads-up on the Cruz-Beta debate

Watching now.

Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 07:39 PM (e7oj4)

139 You gotta admire the brass balls on that grifting old hag, she reminds me of the Nature Boy, Ric Flair, begging for mercy, right up until he shivs you with a foreign object.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 21, 2018 07:39 PM (87EdW)

140 In a saner world, the Senate Sergeant at Arms and a couple of U.S. Marshalls would be deboarding at SFO as we speak, prepared to frogmarch Dr. CrazyPants back on the plane and haul her in to the committee chambers Monday morning in manacles.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 07:39 PM (TM5Iv)

141 That's the most worthwhile app I've heard of. I can't count the times I've been stuck with CNN blaring in the boarding area.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:35 PM (ptqGC)


I believe you usually have to set the TV remote app for the make of the target TV, but that's easy. Even if you can't read the make of the TV, just go through the various possibilities, testing each one with the volume control. When you find one to which the TV responds, you're in business.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:40 PM (je6Oi)

142 I think if Ford agrees to testify Wednesday, Grassley should *still* hold the vote on Monday.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 07:40 PM (8iiMU)

143 Cocaine Mitch it on it....

Whew....!

Really, he is the Dark Sith Lord of the Senate.

/s

Perhaps.... we'll see soon enough.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 21, 2018 07:40 PM (iiixZ)

144 What's this thing running up my back, it wasn't there before?

Posted by: Chuck Grassley, Noticing his Newly Grown Spine at September 21, 2018 07:40 PM (hVHEm)

145 So when do we talk about Ford's inevitable appearance on CNN, MSNBC, Oprah, Ellen...?

Does the GOP have the stones to vote after she cries on a sympathetic show right before the vote?

Will the GOP have to delay to bring Kavanaugh back to testify again in front of "outraged" Democrats?

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 21, 2018 07:40 PM (kO+z3)

146 127. Pfft! Stakes, shmakes - we're within a few years - tops - of open and organized violence. This is just everybody watching everybody else to make sure they don't get the drop on 'em.
30 days' supplies, and water. Game-changer.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 07:40 PM (fA1SL)

147 Tell the driver to put the hammer down.

Posted by: Picric at September 21, 2018 07:40 PM (nonGu)

148 Right, 35 years is not enough time to get yourself to DC with such important "information". And you won't let staff come to you to interview. And you're afraid to fly but ...... have a record of air travel.


This ranks up there with Stupidest Moments in US History.


But be clear why it does. Because this transparent, childish crap has not been nuked by any GOP figures, publicly, aggressively, naming names and challenging them. That such idiotic, amateurish stunts do not result in instant political annihilation confirms dumbed down, unserious nature of much of the electorate and almost the entire media/disinformation complex.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 07:40 PM (QDnY+)

149 It's become so farcical even the cucks who want to vote against confirmation wouldn't dare.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2018 07:40 PM (/qEW2)

150 "Obama is like g-d, looking down on us."

-----

Jane, I had the same reaction.

It was that some bone-from-the-neck-up media drooler deified this empty cipher... they all did. It was that he was totally comfortable saying it in public, and on the record. That's when I knew we were in hot soup.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 07:41 PM (5aX2M)

151 Feinstein: "Show some heart"

Yeah, about that. How about not colluding with a troubled woman to besmirch, slander, and smear a universally respected and admired family man and public servant with decades of history proving so, you blankety-blank-blank.

"Heart," my ass. The only thing you're showing is your chutzpah.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 21, 2018 07:41 PM (6eEQ+)

152 If the Dems don't have this to flog for the midterms then they will need to quickly drum up an emotional hot button issue to get out the voters. So what's a quick one?? Race, cop brutality, Nazis? I suppose Nazis is good because it will encourage vote suppression too. Then again, Nazis seems a little tired these days...

Posted by: Bigbys thumbs at September 21, 2018 07:41 PM (z2W2E)

153 Is there any truth to this rumor I keep hearing that Dr. Wackadoodle is a pro golf groupie who may or may not bang pro golfers seven at a time?
............

Carl Spackler got leftovers.

Posted by: wth - Sauregurkenzeit at September 21, 2018 07:41 PM (HgMAr)

154 This chick is so fast she's no Ford -- she's a hot-rod Lincoln.

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 07:41 PM (c+2jX)

155 Kim at wapo

Ford requests denied by GOP:
-Kavanaugh testify first
-Hearing be Thursday (offering Wed)
-Only senators do Qs (Rs want option of female staff lawyers for questioners)
-Subpoena Mark Judge
-Call more witnesses requested by Ford

Posted by: Ha at September 21, 2018 07:41 PM (MAstk)

156 Call now. Operators are standing by. This offer expires at 10pm and is not offered elsewhere. Call now for Monday delivery. Why delay? Call now.

Posted by: InFauxMercial Guy at September 21, 2018 07:41 PM (/DvFd)

157
Who's fighting?
Posted by: Jewells45
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I'm going with, 'A pair of cats'.

Posted by: DiFi at September 21, 2018 07:41 PM (EY4jv)

158 I don't think I have a TV remote. I have no Apps and my phone is practically Pre Edison. It looks like a little typing pad which you pull down.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 07:38 PM (AllCR)


Do you have a tablet? Most of them, and some laptops have IR emitters. Then you just need the app from Google Play or the Apple store.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:41 PM (je6Oi)

159 >>Name a stupider moment in the history of the Republic.


A Rose Garden ceremony for the parents of a cowardly deserter who caused the deaths of brave men who went looking for him?

A "shout out" to an Indian medicine man before telling us about the slaughter of soldiers at Ft. Hood?


Refusing to send aid to men fighting and dying in Benghazi because The Narrative about a video?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:41 PM (ptqGC)

160
She'll agree to Wed. and not show up.
Anywho why isn't Feinstein in jail for being a Chinese commie spy? I don't buy she didn't know he was a spy. She went commie many years ago.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 21, 2018 07:42 PM (r+sAi)

161 154. Gonna drive me to drinkin'.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 07:42 PM (fA1SL)

162 129 >>Name a stupider moment in the history of the Republic.
------------------------------------
Clock Boy --- when the very cream of our Elite, from the President of the United States to Microsoft to MIT, prostrated themselves in a swoon before a middle-school clown.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille


A middling Middle-Eastern Midwestern middle-school clown, to be precise.

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 07:43 PM (c+2jX)

163 I bet those Rebublicans watched that video of those women on CNN teaingr Ford apart.

Posted by: Difi Screams at September 21, 2018 07:44 PM (8qYU4)

164 duh
this has always been a game to the dem leadership.
enough with the "feelz"

Posted by: concrete girl at September 21, 2018 07:44 PM (1YQLC)

165 Robbie seems to have a lot of trouble with his facts. Doesn't seem to know we have renegotiated NAFTA with Mexico.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 07:44 PM (+fO9N)

166 In a saner world, the Senate Sergeant at Arms and a couple of U.S. Marshalls would be deboarding at SFO as we speak, prepared to frogmarch Dr. CrazyPants back on the plane and haul her in to the committee chambers Monday morning in manacles.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 07:39 PM (TM5Iv)

In a sane world they'd be deboarding at either Palo Alto Airport or Moffett Federal Airfield, both of which are much closer than SFO and have far less traffic.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 21, 2018 07:44 PM (hVHEm)

167 Name a stupider moment in the history of the Republic.

"I'm John Kerry, and I'm reporting for duty."

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 21, 2018 07:44 PM (xPl2J)

168 161; short trip uncle?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 07:44 PM (KP5rU)

169 129 >>Name a stupider moment in the history of the Republic.
------------------------------------
When Obama's $1B-dollar ObamaCare website couldn't even sign up one person on go-live date.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 21, 2018 07:44 PM (db5dt)

170 >>So when do we talk about Ford's inevitable appearance on CNN, MSNBC, Oprah, Ellen...?



As long as Kavanaugh is confirmed, who cares?

He'll write a memoir down the road to provide his side.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 07:45 PM (W+vEI)

171 I've got ya heart...right here.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 07:45 PM (3SzRC)

172 168. From the desk to the cabinet is easily five steps. Each way.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 07:45 PM (fA1SL)

173 Letting dickless wonder manning out of prison was a pretty retarded moment

Posted by: NCKate at September 21, 2018 07:45 PM (Jv60O)

174 Tick tock
Time to put up or shut up
2 hours 15 minutes left

"I remind you that, consistent with Committee rules, Dr. Ford's prepared testimony and biography are due to the Committee by 10:00 p.m. on Friday, September 21, if she intends to testify on Monday," Grassley said

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 21, 2018 07:45 PM (kO+z3)

175 With the TV remote app on a phone or tablet you can change the channel subtly from your seat, and if you do it right, nobody notices.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:34 PM (je6Oi)

We have an i-pad; I never use it. I text and talk on my lost phone and send e-mails on the computer. That's it. In fact, I even send snail mail to people in the congregation for their birthdays or holidays or thank you notes. I'm a dinosaur. I should have been born in the 1930s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 07:45 PM (AllCR)

176 She is going to agree but only if all her demands are met and the felchers in the press and the Never Trumpers will say see see see she agreed! YOU HATE WOMYNS!

By noon tomorrow there will be the sudden appearance of I'm going with three more accusers so omg it's a pattern we need more time!

Fuck it. If she doesn't respond by 10:00 p.m. tonight with an agreement on the GOP's terms, then hold the vote at 10:01 p.m.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 07:45 PM (dEQP3)

177 Hey Dr. Ford -

Modifying a statement by Napoleon:

If you start out to torpedo a SCOTUS nominee, torpedo the SCOTUS nominee!

What are you waiting for?

Posted by: Gref at September 21, 2018 07:45 PM (AMIL/)

178 Can we not all fix this thing on FORDSDAY 2113...how hard can that be.......groping towards forever.....WTF!!!

Posted by: saf at September 21, 2018 07:45 PM (5IHGB)

179 I wonder if the cabins are filling up on the Cuck Cruise?

You mean "filling up" Titanic-style?

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 21, 2018 07:45 PM (3C9q2)

180 165. In fairness, he IS a Mick.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 07:45 PM (fA1SL)

181 I made it from LA to NYC in 36 hours, driving. I'd be happy to give this chick a ride...as it were.

Posted by: Wilt Chamberlain at September 21, 2018 07:46 PM (EY4jv)

182 129 >>Name a stupider moment in the history of the Republic.

We'll have to pass it to know what's in it.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 21, 2018 07:46 PM (xEuHL)

183
Name a stupider moment in the history of the Republic.
Bracky O's mom got inseminated.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 21, 2018 07:46 PM (r+sAi)

184 120>>By the way a Cat fight on FOX....Is that sexist? Am I pig? Can I say that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2018 07:36 PM (Ydx5u)

+++
It depends: are they real cats or are they women news commentators?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 07:46 PM (2sCft)

185 145 So when do we talk about Ford's inevitable appearance on CNN, MSNBC, Oprah, Ellen...?

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 21, 2018 07:40 PM (kO+z3)


I'm dreading the standing ovations she will doubtless get. Benedict Arnold and the Rosenbergs were just before their time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:46 PM (YqDXo)

186 i've never seen that movie.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 21, 2018 07:46 PM (1YQLC)

187 Trump is speaking in Springfield, MO.

Various streaming links from CTH:

http://tinyurl.com/ztw6qrj

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 07:46 PM (cF8AT)

188 How much time must elapse before the Cucked-Out, Tucked-Under Enforcers of Twitter Consensus Opinion feel comfortable saying that this woman seems to be playing games and seems to be very, very reluctant to have her claims questioned?

---

Um....never?


Because being a beta male GOPe cuck means never having to say you're wrong?

Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2018 07:46 PM (QKV7o)

189 I think if Ford agrees to testify Wednesday, Grassley should *still* hold the vote on Monday.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 07:40 PM (8iiMU)

LOL
I like the way you think

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2018 07:46 PM (Ydx5u)

190 I bet Grassley was a lawnmower dad.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 21, 2018 07:46 PM (lPdv/)

191 NO witnessses. This isn't a trial in court.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 07:46 PM (AllCR)

192 161---A middling Middle-Eastern Midwestern middle-school clown, to be precise.
Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 07:43 PM (c+2jX)
------------------------

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2018 07:46 PM (0jtPF)

193 Name a stupider moment in the history of the Republic.

"Why aren't I 50 points ahead?"

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 21, 2018 07:47 PM (xPl2J)

194 I'll wait until Dr. Ford feels BOFA.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

195 161 Commander Cody used to play a honky-tonk near my town on the regular, since it was one of their early gigs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 07:47 PM (5aX2M)

196 Stuck in a Dallas airport? As if being stuck in Texas is a bad thing. tsk. tsk.

Blessed. Blessed to be allowed to occupy a seat in a Dallas airport! That's better. The added benefit being it passes muster with TexConfSouth censors.

Posted by: 13times at September 21, 2018 07:47 PM (1K8Aa)

197 Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 07:45 PM (dEQP3)

Send it to Grassley and Mitch. Good idea.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 07:47 PM (AllCR)

198 Grassley should emote some empathy, note that the original letter he never saw said that Ford didn't want to come out with this, and he doesn't want the Demtards to keep drawing this out and pressuring Ford to testify. If Ford doesn't say 'yes' by 10:00pm it is time to stopt the dems tormenting her and let it go...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2018 07:47 PM (1g7ch)

199 Trump live on FoxNews right now at another rally, this time in Missouri.

Trump holding stadium rallies again: Brilliant. Dude is holding school for the GOP establishment on how to keep the base engaged for GOTV. This is exactly what he should be doing in lead-up to Nov. 7 midterms. Campaign just like it's a Presidential election.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 21, 2018 07:48 PM (db5dt)

200 OH,SHIT , Robbie just said his campaign is only funded by Texans.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 07:48 PM (+fO9N)

201 What punishment can Grassley dispense to Feinstein for hiding this oh-so-vital and essential letter and then leaking said material? Can she be knocked off committee entirely? Not would she be, but could she be?

'Cause if I headed the committee, after the election, I'd can her ass.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 21, 2018 07:48 PM (6eEQ+)

202 Letting dickless wonder manning out of prison was a pretty retarded moment
Posted by: NCKate

For a second I thought you were insulting him, then I remembered he is literally dickless now. LOL@ eunuchs.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 21, 2018 07:48 PM (xEuHL)

203 At the level of twatters hearsay ("senior GOP in position to know"), but in this case due to circumstances I believe it. Ford team not going to respond before deadline (or at all).


I assume Grassley and Co. have thought through exactly what they will do in this circumstance, and have drafted a suitably brutal and detailed statement, which will lay out and excoriate the unbelievable bad-faith and misbehavior of the Dems in this.


The Dems have deserved a big smackdown on their Senate behavior for years. This would be an excellent example and opportunity to finally do it.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 07:48 PM (QDnY+)

204 As long as Kavanaugh is confirmed, who cares?

He'll write a memoir down the road to provide his side.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 07:45 PM (W+vEI)


Hollywood will make a movie in which he is the hero.

Oh, hell, who am I kidding?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:48 PM (YqDXo)

205 It's kind of hilarious that the hardest hit by all of this is Ed Whalen, a NeverTrump proto-cuck. When all the dust settles it'll be the NeverTrumpers who did the most damage to the Norms.

Posted by: bjstuggzzz at September 21, 2018 07:49 PM (QsDKT)

206 Name a stupider moment in the history of the Republic.
..........

Umbrellagate.

Posted by: wth - Sauregurkenzeit at September 21, 2018 07:49 PM (HgMAr)

207 Kavanaugh should come out as transgender. If she's always been a woman, than she can not lie. Problem solved.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 21, 2018 07:49 PM (lULQn)

208 The Balls on this Feinswein woman. She withheld testimony from the Committee for MONTHS.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 07:49 PM (yQpMk)

209 Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 07:48 PM (+fO9N)


I don't know Beto, but NO political race is only funded by people from their state. What malarkey!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 07:49 PM (AllCR)

210 By noon tomorrow there will be the sudden appearance
of I'm going with three more accusers so omg it's a pattern we need
more time!



Fuck it. If she doesn't respond by 10:00 p.m. tonight with an agreement on the GOP's terms, then hold the vote at 10:01 p.m.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 07:45 PM (dEQP3)

Yes. Dems will do what they need to do. Its orchestrated, and THIS. Hold the damn vote.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 07:49 PM (3SzRC)

211 Grassley should emote some empathy

+++

Pull his finger

Posted by: Bigbys thumbs at September 21, 2018 07:49 PM (z2W2E)

212 >>HOWEVER she had a internship in hawaii....

Shut it down, have the vote first thing Monday morning.

Wear Hawaiian shirts and bring poster-sized photos of Ford in Hawaii just to rub it in.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 07:38 PM (W+vEI)

+++++
Better yet, wear that shirt that science guy wore that had the womens on it that sent the feminists over the edge, until he sobbingly apologized. The guy that landed someting on a comet or asteroid or sumting.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 07:50 PM (2sCft)

213 Fuck it. If she doesn't respond by 10:00 p.m. tonight with an agreement on the GOP's terms, then hold the vote at 10:01 p.m.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 07:45 PM (dEQP3)


This. But no one has the balls to do it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:50 PM (ptqGC)

214 Robert just stated that the tax breaks are a "giveaway."

A giveaway of us keeping our own money. Shut up, jackwagon.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 21, 2018 07:50 PM (SRarZ)

215
Ford has asked for a separate changing room to get into her swimsuit.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 21, 2018 07:50 PM (r+sAi)

216 Name a stupider moment in the history of the Republic.

You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at September 21, 2018 07:50 PM (sdi6R)

217 LMAO, Beta railing against corporate tax cuts, while shilling for corps to import cheap-ass labor to sponge off working Americans.

Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 07:51 PM (e7oj4)

218 Shot:
Salah Ali, 47, of Salinas is facing felony charges after officers discovered two homemade bombs in his car during a traffic stop.

Chaser:
Ali has two prior convictions from June 2003 for aggravated assault with serious bodily injury and terrorist threats in Passaic County, New Jersey, although Brea Police Lt. Adam Hawley said there is no evidence that Ali has any ties to a terrorist organization.

Police Find Homemade Bombs During Traffic Stop in Brea
https://ihr.fm/2xuaPBQ

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 21, 2018 07:51 PM (kO+z3)

219 215

Ford has asked for a separate changing room to get into her swimsuit.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 21, 2018 07:50 PM (r+sAi)

Where did this swimsuit thing come from?

It's freaking hilarious.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 07:51 PM (8iiMU)

220 Awful lot of fuss for an hallucinated skipping of 1st base and bringing a tag-team to a solo match.

Posted by: DaveA at September 21, 2018 07:51 PM (FhXTo)

221 OH,SHIT , Robbie just said his campaign is only funded by Texans.


Is Ted going for his index cards?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 07:51 PM (yQpMk)

222 Cucked out, tucked under.



Gold Jerry.

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 07:51 PM (NLLmE)

223 Fen, Robbie has claimed he only has a grassroots campaign, funny thing about all those 5 fundraisers in CA.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 07:51 PM (+fO9N)

224
So when do we talk about Ford's inevitable appearance on CNN, MSNBC, Oprah, Ellen...?
Posted by: Trigger Warning


Will she fly to the city of the studio?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2018 07:51 PM (IqV8l)

225 218. REMOVE KEBAB. I keep telling people, but they just don't listen.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 07:51 PM (fA1SL)

226 Seeing a lot of posts about Ford's past skankitude. In previous post I noted that phronologically, she looks a lot like easy girls I knew in that era. Just ugly enough to need the self esteem boost that comes from "I'm so drunk!" liaisons.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 21, 2018 07:51 PM (87EdW)

227 At 10:01 PM we should bomb The Baldwins just to make a statement.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 07:51 PM (5p5Kj)

228 Don't bet o on Beto. He sounds like Hillary's perineum.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 07:52 PM (Cz+xD)

229 The Dems have deserved a big smackdown on their Senate behavior for years. This would be an excellent example and opportunity to finally do it.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 07:48 PM (QDnY+)

____

Hear, hear! Wish you could write that Smackdown, rhomboid. It would be epic ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 21, 2018 07:52 PM (f2wz/)

230 213
Fuck it. If she doesn't respond by 10:00 p.m. tonight with an agreement on the GOP's terms, then hold the vote at 10:01 p.m.



Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 07:45 PM (dEQP3)

This. But no one has the balls to do it.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:50 PM (ptqGC)

I'd bet you and AtC would.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 07:52 PM (3SzRC)

231 Very loud chanting of 'CNN SUCKS! CNN SUCKS!'.

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 07:52 PM (cF8AT)

232 My offshore bank accounts are a Safe Space.

Nobody trades in lint and hobo bones.

Posted by: DaveA at September 21, 2018 07:52 PM (FhXTo)

233 One of my Barry favorites was "You didn't build that!"

I sent rdbrewer a pic of a friend of ours here whose sign outside his business said something like, "The hell I didn't! And you can kiss my ass!" or something.

rdbrewer put it in the sidebar and also sent it to another blog, and our friend ended up on Fox being interviewed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

234 In the King movie, Christine was a Plymouth, not a Ford. I guess Kavanaugh was the boy who brought her to life?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2018 07:52 PM (/qEW2)

235 Well, If she doesn't testify look for some crazy pants antics from the Dems on the committee and the gallery to disrupt and prevent the vote out of the committee.


And can't even fathom whats going to go down on the floor of the Senate when the take the full vote.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 07:53 PM (kT3/m)

236 /217 Hope he also mentions how much he hates AR15s and other semiautomatic firearms. You know, hit all the issues that make a Texas dude say, "I'm with Beto!"

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 21, 2018 07:53 PM (db5dt)

237 Really well run debate by the SMU crew. The Nationals should take note.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 07:53 PM (+fO9N)

238 200
OH,SHIT , Robbie just said his campaign is only funded by Texans.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 07:48 PM (+fO9N)
They just had a Hollywood fund raiser for him!

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 07:53 PM (a0IVu)

239 >>Ali has two prior convictions from June 2003 for aggravated assault with serious bodily injury and terrorist threats in Passaic County, New Jersey, although Brea Police Lt. Adam Hawley said there is no evidence that Ali has any ties to a terrorist organization.


There's a fine line between an organized terrorist and a terrorist orgnaization.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 07:53 PM (5p5Kj)

240 Nobody trades in lint and hobo bones.



Yet.

Posted by: Colander Face World at September 21, 2018 07:53 PM (yQpMk)

241 I honestly don't know who picked this guy as a moderator but he can barely form coherent sentences, let alone read off of cards.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 21, 2018 07:53 PM (SRarZ)

242 name a stupider moment the history of the republic.
i have a few:
if you like your dr. you can keep your doctor.
islam is a religion of peace.
can't you just let me finish my waffle?
they're all deplorables

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 07:53 PM (KP5rU)

243 Name a stupider moment in the history of the Republic.

------

'Member when the leader of the free world publicly admitted he didn't know what the verb 'is' meant?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 07:54 PM (5aX2M)

244 >>>It's kind of hilarious that the hardest hit by all of this is Ed Whalen

He set the gold standard for rake stepping.

Posted by: wooga at September 21, 2018 07:54 PM (sKZ8P)

245 I'd bet you and AtC would.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 07:52 PM (3SzRC)



Dude, we would have called the vote of the entire Senate the minute one of us said, hey, Feinstein, gimme a copy of that letter, unredacted, right now and when she said no, vote it is!

In other news, Mommy is getting a new doglet tomorrow. Five year old terrier mix, quiet, good for an 80 year old couple. Mommy is excited.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 07:54 PM (dEQP3)

246 213

Fuck it. If she doesn't respond by 10:00 p.m. tonight with an agreement on the GOP's terms, then hold the vote at 10:01 p.m.



Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 07:45 PM (dEQP3)
The old bats can show up in their pjs for the vote. Might be entertaining.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 07:54 PM (a0IVu)

247 Cruz just married Beto and Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 07:55 PM (Cz+xD)

248 Heart?

Hold still while I use this obsidian blade to cut the shriveled prune you call a heart DiFi.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2018 07:55 PM (Y9g6h)

249 236. Why the AR-15 hatred? Does Beto own a poodle farm or something?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 07:55 PM (fA1SL)

250 so how do the crazy professors lawyers game this? respond by 10 and accept conditions, respond by 10 accepting most conditions, respond some time after 10?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2018 07:55 PM (MTjB1)

251 Cruz just married Beto and Bernie Sanders.


Did the audience throw toast?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 07:55 PM (yQpMk)

252 227 At 10:01 PM we should bomb The Baldwins just to make a statement.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 07:51 PM (5p5Kj)

--Not Daniel.

I like him.

Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 07:55 PM (e7oj4)

253 >> Heart?


Let her go Crazy On You!

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 07:56 PM (5p5Kj)

254
And can't even fathom whats going to go down on the floor of the Senate when the take the full vote.
Posted by: Kreplach


How many screaming crazies will be physically removed?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2018 07:56 PM (IqV8l)

255 I thought Stephen was the okay Baldwin?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 07:56 PM (yQpMk)

256 Dear Lord, I wish PDT would come to GA and try to shut down the Great Chocolate Hope, Stacy Abrams' campaign for gov.

She's got Soros money behind her and very slick ads featuring lots and lots of white people praising her and high-fiving her.

Brian Kemp looks like a sad sack.


Georgia will go from being #1 or #2 in the nation for business, to Detroit if this Abrams SJW wins.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:56 PM (ptqGC)

257 RichardWindsor, yes, he went there.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 07:56 PM (+fO9N)

258 Shot:
Salah Ali, 47, of Salinas is facing felony charges after officers discovered two homemade bombs in his car during a traffic stop.


Is that Salah Ali, of the Hampton Ali's?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:56 PM (YqDXo)

259 In other news, Mommy is getting a new doglet tomorrow. Five year old terrier mix, quiet, good for an 80 year old couple. Mommy is excited.
Posted by: alexthechick
------------

Rescue?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2018 07:57 PM (EY4jv)

260 Why the AR-15 hatred? Does Beto own a poodle farm or something?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at S



beto knows he is going down and is positioning for the next election.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2018 07:57 PM (MTjB1)

261 I was the 5th Baldwin.

Posted by: Pete Best at September 21, 2018 07:57 PM (5p5Kj)

262 Cruz just married Beto and Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 07:55 PM (Cz+xD)


Wouldn't have been my choice for a threesome but I don't judge.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 07:57 PM (dEQP3)

263 --Not Daniel.

I like him.
Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 07:55 PM (e7oj4)

-----

Me too. He's my brother.

Posted by: Elton John at September 21, 2018 07:57 PM (5aX2M)

264 254. Physical Removal is best removal.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 07:57 PM (fA1SL)

265 Bluffs been called bitch.
Show'em or fold.


Seriously this is one crazy bitch!
Her Democratic handlers backed off once her lawyers started making demands such as the accused speaks first etc. etc. No way would that be allowed.
Kav needs to sue for libel.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 21, 2018 07:57 PM (QMwOT)

266 Kreplach: "And can't even fathom whats going to go down on the floor of the Senate when the take the full vote."

The Democrats will put on pussyhats, hold up #metoo signs, not vote, and walk out of chamber to a cheering throng of lunatics and DC MFM (BIRM).

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 21, 2018 07:58 PM (6eEQ+)

267 Why the AR-15 hatred? Does Beto own a poodle farm or something?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters

He's afraid of shoulder things that go up and fully semiautomatic bayonet lugs.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 21, 2018 07:58 PM (xEuHL)

268 In other news, Mommy is getting a new doglet
tomorrow. Five year old terrier mix, quiet, good for an 80 year old
couple. Mommy is excited.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 07:54 PM (dEQP3)


Aww, that's so sweet. My 94 y.o. MiL is convinced she wants another kitty. The last one she had, her NYC daughter "accidentally" let out of the house, and MiL thinks coyotes got it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:58 PM (ptqGC)

269 247 Cruz just married Beto and Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 07:55 PM (Cz+xD)

--If I registered for 2016, do I need to register again to vote in November?

Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 07:58 PM (e7oj4)

270


Seriously this is one crazy bitch!
Her Democratic handlers backed off once her lawyers started making demands such as the accused speaks first etc. etc. No way would that be allowed.
Kav needs to sue for libel.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at S




show us your tits bitch

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2018 07:58 PM (MTjB1)

271 Rescue?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2018 07:57 PM (EY4jv)


Yup. Hmmm. I want a milk shake but am too lazy to go to Cookout which is a whole three minutes away. Hmmm.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 07:59 PM (dEQP3)

272 Show some Heart.


But just the skinny one, please.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 07:59 PM (5p5Kj)

273 Name a stupider moment in the history of the Republic.
------
55 mph national speed limit
Boycott of 1980 summer Olympics

Posted by: InFauxMercial Guy at September 21, 2018 07:59 PM (/DvFd)

274 @254
Probably more than a platoon and less than a company, I suppose.

Who knows how many maniacs they can mobilize and deploy but it's a lot.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 07:59 PM (kT3/m)

275 Beto O'Rourke is my favorite song by the Who.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2018 07:59 PM (/qEW2)

276 250/ The lawyers are not the droids you're looking for. All they have is emotional appeal to drive feigned Progressive outrage. So, some variant of that should be incoming any moment. I'm still betting money on stress hospitalization caused by mean Republicans.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 21, 2018 07:59 PM (db5dt)

277 Georgia will go from being #1 or #2 in the nation for business, to Detroit if this Abrams SJW wins.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
------------

Atlanta is already Detroit on the Chattahoochee.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2018 07:59 PM (EY4jv)

278 From the Trump rally: a printed sign up in front on which someone had handwritten "CNN SUCKS."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:59 PM (YqDXo)

279 267. Ahh - i get it! Go after the poodle-shooters first and work his way up to real rifles. Very Fabian.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 07:59 PM (fA1SL)

280 273; malaise

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 07:59 PM (KP5rU)

281 und. at September 21, 2018 07:57 PM (dEQP3)

263 --Not Daniel.

I like him.
Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 07:55 PM (e7oj4)

-----

Me too. He's my brother.
Posted by: Elton John at September 21, 2018 07:57 PM


*****

I saw him waving goodbye.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2018 08:00 PM (0tfLf)

282 Ted missed a kill shot, on the campaign funding question.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 08:00 PM (+fO9N)

283 Who came out ahead Beto or Cruz?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2018 08:00 PM (hECVl)

284
Yup. Hmmm. I want a milk shake but am too lazy to go to Cookout which is a whole three minutes away. Hmmm.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 07:59 PM (dEQP3)


Husband is in ATL and I'm drinkin' Tito's. And about to go to bed.


I cannot believe the number of shake flavors Cookouts has. Mind-blowing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 08:00 PM (ptqGC)

285 It's GRAMMAR.

Cruz just married Beto and Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 07:55 PM (Cz+xD)

Wouldn't have been my choice for a threesome but I don't judge.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 07:57 PM (dEQP3)



Cruz just married Beto to Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 08:00 PM (Cz+xD)

286 Slam that skank, Tucker (but not in *that* way, of course).

Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 08:00 PM (e7oj4)

287 Jack you need one of those phone apps that change channels. (no idea , but i've heard of them)

I dunno McConnel has been pretty decent getting judges in.

I wonder if They actually Know they're being played , and such as your last post the 'girls' Collin etc were played for suckers personally

Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 08:00 PM (dPd5y)

288 Trump held a rally yesterday in LV and he is holding another one today? I need me some dragon energy.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 08:01 PM (a0IVu)

289 Salah Ali, 47, of Salinas is facing felony charges after officers discovered two homemade bombs in his car during a traffic stop.

++++

Muzz will be muzz. If Salah were a redneck it'd have been violation of the open container laws and DUI.

Posted by: Bigbys thumbs at September 21, 2018 08:01 PM (z2W2E)

290 The last one she had, her NYC daughter "accidentally" let out of the house, and MiL thinks coyotes got it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
-----------

Gator.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2018 08:01 PM (EY4jv)

291 Name a stupider moment in the history of the Republic.
------

President Barrack Obama
President Jimmy Carter
President Bill Clinton
President Franklin D. Roosevelt

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 21, 2018 08:01 PM (QMwOT)

292 so, not that it applies to all women, however, there is a really weird, illogical, irrational, line that runs through our culture that assumes women are better than men in every way. lots of this is on display in this hot ghetto mess.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2018 08:01 PM (MTjB1)

293 Dear Lord, I wish PDT would come to GA and try to shut down the Great Chocolate Hope, Stacy Abrams' campaign for gov.

She's got Soros money behind her and very slick ads featuring lots and lots of white people praising her and high-fiving her.

Brian Kemp looks like a sad sack.

Georgia will go from being #1 or #2 in the nation for business, to Detroit if this Abrams SJW wins.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:56 PM (ptqGC)

------------------

She will do well in the usual metro areas, but will go down in flames state wide. Not to worry.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 08:01 PM (I16G8)

CNN's Director of Thumb Programming Chris Cillizza: It Is "Whataboutism" to Ask Why Cory Booker's Admitted Groping-Without-Consent of a Girl Too Drunk To Even Remember The Incident Should Not be Disqualifying From High Office

Cillizza says there's no comparison between the two events -- after all, Booker admitted his near-rape, whereas Kavanaugh has denied his own.

John Sexton notes the problem with Chris Cillizza's latest venomous stupidity:

Let’s step away from the specifics and look at this another way. Is the person who admits to a crime, say bank robbery, a better person than the one who is accused but denies robbing a bank at all? The only fair answer is that it depends on the facts. If the denier is actually guilty and he's lying about it to avoid prison, he’s a worse person than the guy who admitted he's a crook and repented. On the other hand, if he’s innocent and telling the truth about not being a bank robber, then he’s a much better person than the guy who is a bank robber.

This level of nuance seems to penetrate Cillizza's awareness and yet the fact that Kavanaugh could be innocent is literally a parenthetical. That suggests he's not taking this real possibility very seriously. The only fair thing to say here is that we don’t know the truth and therefore we don’t know if Booker's story is better or worse.

I'd go further: I'd guess Cillizza not only believes that Kavanaugh is guilty despite denying the accuastion, but that he also believes Booker is innocent despite confessing to it. I imagine Cillizza thinks that Booker was just apologizing "out of an excess of #MaleAlly Feminist Heroism" or trying to appear #SuperWoke by confessing to sins he didn't even commit.

Twitchy has some good push-back to this potato-shaped individual who wears highly structured suits to hide his girthy shame, including this call-back:




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:31 PM




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1 Gray!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 06:31 PM (I16G8)

2 How is it possible for anyone to be this bizarrely stupid?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 21, 2018 06:32 PM (nBr1j)

3 Is my favorite color

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 06:32 PM (T4oHT)

4 Nice and Roomy and Grey!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 06:33 PM (2sCft)

5 !

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at September 21, 2018 06:33 PM (yQpMk)

6 >> How is it possible for anyone to be this bizarrely stupid?
Ahem...

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 21, 2018 06:33 PM (AkTSb)

7 Reporters don't root for a side, they are The Side

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 06:34 PM (T4oHT)

8 I call fat guys in highly structured suits -- "Suit Shaped Men".

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 06:34 PM (NLLmE)

9 Mmmmm....pleasing grey.

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 06:34 PM (NLLmE)

10 Difference here is he admitted it while Dem... Kav denied it while Conservative.. Therefore Kavanaugh is guilty!

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 06:35 PM (O2RFr)

11 Forget the highly structured suits, he should wear spandex to structure that girth!

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 06:35 PM (a0IVu)

12 OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 06:35 PM (NWiLs)

13 The only response to Chris Cillizza's stupidities is to point and laugh and say...

"You know how I know You're Gay?"

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 06:35 PM (kT3/m)

14 I remember some wag here called the Democrats the political wing of the Media Party.

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 06:35 PM (NLLmE)

15 Who gives two shits what anyone on CNN says about anything? And why do those asshats even have WH press credentials?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 21, 2018 06:35 PM (NDcnw)

16 *Gives Tubby Thumb the Brie Larson child support back pay stare*

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 06:35 PM (UWiFB)

17 12. Now, calm down....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:36 PM (fA1SL)

18 Only fried bologna is edible. Unless you like the taste of cock.

--
^ There's a question in this statement just waiting to be asked...
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 06:32 PM (mQ0Mc)
+++++
My baloney has a first name.....
But so does my cock.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 06:36 PM (2sCft)

19 13 The only response to Chris Cillizza's stupidities is to point and laugh and say...

"You know how I know You're Gay?"
Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 06:35 PM (kT3/m)

He likes his bologna not fried.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

20 Anyone who says what about ism gets a night in the box.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 21, 2018 06:36 PM (5jVnA)

21 I'll bet dollars to donuts Chris Cilliza has groping or worse allegations in his past. And not necessarily with women.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:36 PM (ptqGC)

22 The only response to this kind of up-fuck-ed-ness is a snort and derisive laughter.

Chris, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2018 06:36 PM (xPJvm)

23 So, reporters in the tank don't root. Good to know.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 06:36 PM (r9UYA)

24 Chris gets pegged a lot.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 06:37 PM (UWiFB)

25 I feel so boxed in.

I like it.

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at September 21, 2018 06:37 PM (fqUgw)

26 Booker tells a story that makes him, ultimately, the hero.

So it's bullshit, obviously.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 06:37 PM (oVJmc)

27 I find the gray boxes soothing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

28 How is it possible for anyone to be this bizarrely stupid?
Posted by: Northernlurker



Are you talking about Chris Cillizza, Cory Booker or someone else?

I have an answer.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 21, 2018 06:37 PM (S6Pax)

29 Is Chris saying he is not a reporter?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2018 06:37 PM (IqV8l)

30 Think: that was the least-unflattering picture CNN could find of T-Bone's bestie.

"Oh ugh, that's awful. You're running that one?"
"All the others are worse."

F'n lol.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 06:37 PM (y87Qq)

31 Only fried bologna is edible. Unless you like the taste of cock.

--
^ There's a question in this statement just waiting to be asked...
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 06:32 PM (mQ0Mc)

We're hoping it goes away.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 21, 2018 06:37 PM (5jVnA)

32 more pretzel logic for his cnn lemmings

Posted by: concrete girl at September 21, 2018 06:38 PM (1YQLC)

33 CNN is so lame, the Lunatic Left are all watching MSNBC.

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 21, 2018 06:38 PM (gFUz8)

34
I love fresh bologna!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 21, 2018 06:38 PM (UFLLM)

35

I love this shade of grey, Ace.


Oh and this was willowed but I think it is worth restating:




First it was 10am this morning, then EOB, which
usually means 5pm, 3pm if your a banker, her team probably whined that
since they are in California EOB should be on California time, so 10pm
on the east coast would be 7pm on the west coast, which in itself is
fucked up.

EOB MEANS EOB FUCKHEADS, NOT EOB PLUS A COUPLE HOURS.

This is all so maddening.




Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 06:31 PM (kT3/m)

EOB
was a deadline the press imagined up. Grassley never released anything
all day that would indicate the bint had a new deadline. The Kavanaugh
hearing is still scheduled for Monday.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:33 PM (FTXAT)

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:38 PM (FTXAT)

36 Booker tells a story that makes him, ultimately, the hero.

So it's bullshit, obviously.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 06:37 PM (oVJmc)
+++++
What are T-Bone's thoughts on this??

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 06:38 PM (2sCft)

37 I find the gray boxes soothing.

Me too...it's kind of like Ace is giving us a hug.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:38 PM (dUJdY)

38 31 Only fried bologna is edible. Unless you like the taste of cock.

--
^ There's a question in this statement just waiting to be asked...
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 06:32 PM (mQ0Mc)

We're hoping it goes away.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 21, 2018 06:37 PM (5jVnA)

Cockscar Mayer?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 06:38 PM (NWiLs)

39 I remember some wag here called the Democrats the political wing of the Media Party.

Posted by: eleven


I think this is more true than you might think at first glance.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 21, 2018 06:39 PM (S6Pax)

40
How did we get here?

Posted by: Talking Heads at September 21, 2018 06:39 PM (LOgQ4)

41 T-Bone felt up Dr. Ford!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 06:39 PM (NWiLs)

42 Its amazing how Ace can shade inside the lines.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2018 06:39 PM (0tfLf)

43 I want to break free

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 06:39 PM (QTqWy)

44 All the leaves are brown
And the blog is gray

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 06:39 PM (XQniG)

45 Reporters do not root for a side, period.

They hug a root on the side between their periods.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2018 06:39 PM (EoRCO)

46 Its amazing how Ace can shade inside the lines.


Like an Idiot Savant.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:40 PM (yQpMk)

47 Or did T-bone feel her up in a Ford?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2018 06:40 PM (0tfLf)

48 Think: that was the least-unflattering picture CNN could find of T-Bone's bestie.

"Oh ugh, that's awful. You're running that one?"
"All the others are worse."

F'n lol.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 06:37 PM (y87Qq)

--------------

Every other picture I've seen of him his eyes are so bugged out he looks like someone just zapped his nads with jumper cables connected to a car battery.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 06:40 PM (I16G8)

49 The joke is that Spartacus Booker claims to have groped a girl, and we don't believe him either

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 06:40 PM (qMV6r)

50 Its amazing how Ace can shade inside the lines.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2018 06:39 PM (0tfLf)

He did graduate Kindergarten (I assume).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:40 PM (FTXAT)

51 41 T-Bone felt up Dr. Ford!
_____________

I figured she couldn't be worse than Julia Louis-Dreyfuss.

Posted by: George at September 21, 2018 06:40 PM (fqUgw)

52 I'll bet that Ace's microwave flashes 12:00

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:40 PM (yQpMk)

53 The grey boxes are very upscale. Luxurious even.

Posted by: Octopussy at September 21, 2018 06:40 PM (sVQQW)

54 40. Takin' that ride to nowhere,/ we'll take that ride.....

https://youtu.be/Dz1fl6u8ut0

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:40 PM (fA1SL)

55 ahhhh grey like the Portland skies 65% of the year.

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 06:40 PM (3aBcq)

56 Do we know if this woman even exists?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 06:41 PM (a0IVu)

57 How does the person comparing raw bologna to the taste of cock know?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 21, 2018 06:41 PM (5jVnA)

58 Monday morning staff meetings at CNN must be hilarious as they hand out their blithering idiot assignments for the week.
Chris, this week you attack Kavanaugh while defending Senator Spartacus for doing the same thing Kavanaugh is accused of doing.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 21, 2018 06:41 PM (nBr1j)

59 How did we get here?
Posted by: Talking Heads at September 21, 2018 06:39 PM (LOgQ4)



Not in one of those crazy flying machines.

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 06:41 PM (NLLmE)

60 Kafkatrapping, I think this has been called.

Your denial of your guilt proves that you're guilty.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 21, 2018 06:41 PM (SgjGX)

61 i like the gray too

Posted by: concrete girl at September 21, 2018 06:41 PM (1YQLC)

62 Its amazing how Ace can shade inside the lines.

Like an Idiot Savant.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:40 PM (yQpMk
++++

The Ewok is a creature of many, many talents.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 06:41 PM (2sCft)

63 How does the person comparing raw bologna to the taste of cock know?



*touches nose*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:41 PM (yQpMk)

64 I'll bet that Ace's microwave flashes 12:00
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:40 PM (yQpMk)

Is that a bad thing?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2018 06:41 PM (xPJvm)

65 Awww. The grey is gone....

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 06:41 PM (2sCft)

66 Spartacus has some grabby ass hands - which only get worse with power & age. He's got a lot more stuff in his closet!

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 06:41 PM (3aBcq)

67 Trump said doody.
And grabbed some mish.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 06:42 PM (8iiMU)

68 I am in the midst of a surreal Twitter argument. Here's a snippet, talking about Solyndra:

[normal person]
Then where'd the money go? Did they give it back to the tax payers?

[retard "environmental economics" major]
Creditors. The warehouse owners, the part-makers.

It functioned as economic stimulus, even as it failed.


This is the state of education today!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 06:42 PM (wYseH)

69 57 How does the person comparing raw bologna to the taste of cock know?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 21, 2018 06:41 PM (5jVnA)

That is the $64,000 question now isn't it?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 06:42 PM (NWiLs)

70 Remember Norm MacDonald's bit playing that super gay author of the 'Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus' books? Spartacus and his teenage lust for the female breastuses reminds me of that.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 21, 2018 06:42 PM (2NqXo)

71 How is it possible for anyone to be this bizarrely stupid?
Posted by: Northernlurker


I give you the Cult of the Left.

No principle but the will to power.
No sacrament but outrage.
No saints but victims.
No grace but the howl of the mob.
No salvation but nihilism.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 21, 2018 06:42 PM (c07y/)

72 I miss the gray already..................it was special like me!

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 06:42 PM (3aBcq)

73 *puts on Foster Grant sunglasses*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2018 06:42 PM (xPJvm)

74 Like an Idiot Savant.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:40 PM


'Savant Syndrome'. There are actually some very intelligent people who can remember all kinds of stuff.

'Rain Man' was Hollywood fantasy.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 06:42 PM (LOgQ4)

75 Grey, grey, it went away
It was right here but it didn't stay

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 06:42 PM (fuK7c)

76 Reposted from below:

She can't testify because she doesn't exist. She's like George Kaplan in North by Northwest.

It was Plan C and it was never meant to get this farPosted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 06:34 PM (qMV6r)



It may be a tin foil hat, but I'm thinking that this is a real possibility. They wanted to republicans to cave without her appearing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:43 PM (AllCR)

77 Reporters don't pick sides?? Coverage of election night 2016 says different.

Posted by: Jmel at September 21, 2018 06:43 PM (3oDvn)

78 Corey Booker kissed a girl? On purpose? Sure. And I'm the Easter bunny.

Posted by: Susan Collins at September 21, 2018 06:43 PM (gC2IV)

79 It functioned as economic stimulus, even as it failed.

This is the state of education today!



Like eating your home by burning Benjamins.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:43 PM (yQpMk)

80 I won't fault a man for teenage lust for the female breasteses. I will beat him over the head for the hypocrisy though.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 06:43 PM (NWiLs)

81 Vote Monday if no Ford testimony. Foxnews.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 21, 2018 06:44 PM (q5HOt)

82 grassley says the vote happens on Monday if Ford won't testify. Good for him.

Posted by: Susan Collins at September 21, 2018 06:44 PM (gC2IV)

83 If she's not real then who is the chick in the pictures?

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:44 PM (dUJdY)

84 eating?


FMF!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:44 PM (yQpMk)

85 60 Kafkatrapping, I think this has been called.

Your denial of your guilt proves that you're guilty.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile



Sort of an offshoot of "show me the man and I'll show you the crime". I think ole dead KGB scum, Lavrentiy Beria, said it.

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 21, 2018 06:44 PM (gFUz8)

86 VOTE ON MONDAY

From Grassley

IF the Edsesl's lawyers do not respond by tonight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2018 06:44 PM (Ydx5u)

87 57 How does the person comparing raw bologna to the taste of cock know?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 21, 2018 06:41 PM (5jVnA)

+++
He's a talented contortionist?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 06:44 PM (2sCft)

88 When Spartacus rapes . . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2018 06:44 PM (rov0s)

89 83 If she's not real then who is the chick in the pictures?
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:44 PM (dUJdY)

Stock photo.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 06:44 PM (NWiLs)

90 After reading this and much more, NOW will you go buy some ammo?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 06:45 PM (UsCnO)

91 81 & 82.

#NeverNotSkankles, BINO, on suicide watch.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:45 PM (fA1SL)

92 Am i alone in hating twitter embeds?

I never know which end to start reading, as sometimes the response is on top, and sometimes on bottom.

And the pictures are linked, but the link just brings you to another link and by the time you see the picture you are too frustrated to care.

It is much better when they just show text.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 21, 2018 06:45 PM (LWu6U)

93 Every other picture I've seen of him his eyes are so bugged out he looks like someone just zapped his nads with jumper cables connected to a car battery.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 06:40 PM (I16G


I strongly suspect he's one of those people who once read a book by a successful person and latched onto one single bit of advice and cargo-culted it to the hilt. Like he read a bio of an entrepreneur or a general where it talked about their 'fierce intensity' or something and now he spends a half hour screaming FIERCE INTENSITY in the mirror every morning.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 06:45 PM (y87Qq)

94 Ace's microwave might be the time machine or the key to it

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 06:45 PM (T4oHT)

95 Stock photo.


Yep. She was in my last wallet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:45 PM (yQpMk)

96 Sort of an offshoot of "show me the man and I'll show you the crime". I think ole dead KGB scum, Lavrentiy Beria, said it.
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 21, 2018 06:44 PM (gFUz

Yep. Serial rapist and serial killer. A fantastic role model.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 06:45 PM (NWiLs)

97 Well, that was an unfortunate sock fail.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 06:45 PM (gC2IV)

98 The idiocy of this is astounding. First, a woman who is an avid dem and college professor (i.e. surrounded by left wing nuts) makes a completely evidence free accusation of a judge she desperately does not want to join the Supreme Court. In other words, she has a clear motive to lie. The despicable dems do not bring this information out during confirmation because it has no veracity, instead attempting to hijack the process. The judge in question has an unblemished reputation. Zero evidence that he is that kind of person. And think about what she actual says happened--nothing. I was groped by at least a dozen drunk girls at high school parties. Couldn't imagine trying to hurt their reputation the next day much less 35 years later. The transparency of this lie is so egregious that I don't believe anyone actually believes this. They simply wish to sacrifice this good and decent man on the altar of their sick political god.

Posted by: IanDeal at September 21, 2018 06:45 PM (5mrLG)

99 It may be a tin foil hat, but I'm thinking that this is a real possibility. They wanted to republicans to cave without her appearing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:43 PM (AllCR)

---------------

Of course they did. It was never supposed to go this far. They have learned through experience that the Rs will almost always cave.......until that time that they didn't.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 06:46 PM (I16G8)

100 #NeverNotSkankles, BINO, on suicide watch.


Nah, Kavanaugh withdrew on the 18th. This is all an elaborate hoax.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:46 PM (yQpMk)

101 83 If she's not real then who is the chick in the pictures?
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:44 PM (dUJdY)



Came with the frame.

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 06:46 PM (NLLmE)

102 Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 06:45 PM (y87Qq)

LOL. Probably correct. Would have done better to read Dale Carnegie's "How to Win friends and Influence People."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:46 PM (AllCR)

103 I am Grey.
I stand between the Candle and the Star.

We are Grey.
We stand between the Darkness and the Light.

Posted by: Satai Delen at September 21, 2018 06:46 PM (q5HOt)

104 Instead of, "The Aristocrats" is it now, "The Senate?"

Posted by: 80's music fan at September 21, 2018 06:47 PM (tQkRb)

105 >>>Kafkatrapping

I prefer the unassailable logic of:
"He who smelt it, dealt it"
"He who denied it, supplied it"

Posted by: wooga at September 21, 2018 06:47 PM (sKZ8P)

106 willowed
#moreFordHearingDemands


Must be picked up in a white limo to represent her virginity.
No smell of chinese food in the senate building.
Only genuine arctic glacier melt water.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 21, 2018 06:47 PM (r+sAi)

107 100.
So.....do we ship that rope or not?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:47 PM (fA1SL)

108 83 If she's not real then who is the chick in the pictures?
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:44 PM (dUJdY)

This is not the woman you are looking for. She can go about her business.

Posted by: MSM/DNC at September 21, 2018 06:48 PM (5jVnA)

109 They should have chose a hotter pic for her... I bit more milfy. That would be believable. The pic with shades just doesn't cut it.

Posted by: DXO at September 21, 2018 06:48 PM (nzKWW)

110 Stormy Daniels Claims Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Terrified Her By Demanding Goodnight Kiss After Trump Introduced Them

Weasel Zippers

And by good night kiss, she meant...

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2018 06:48 PM (Ydx5u)

111 Grassley: If they don't hear from her tonight there will be a vote on Monday.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2018 06:49 PM (hECVl)

112 103 I am Grey.
I stand between the Candle and the Star.

We are Grey.
We stand between the Darkness and the Light.
Posted by: Satai Delen at September 21, 2018 06:46 PM (q5HOt)



You talk purty.

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 06:49 PM (NLLmE)

113 Appears Grassley has grown a pair. Show up mon day or adios. Nice

Posted by: Redenzo at September 21, 2018 06:49 PM (14qvS)

114 It's like gmail. The only thing that cursed application brought into the world besides targeted advertising of our most personal conversations is the complete confusion of how to read an email chain.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 21, 2018 06:49 PM (LWu6U)

115 It may be a tin foil hat, but I'm thinking that this is a real possibility. They wanted to republicans to cave without her appearing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:43 PM (AllCR)

---------------

Of course they did. It was never supposed to go this far. They have learned through experience that the Rs will almost always cave.......until that time that they didn't.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 06:46 PM (I16G
++++
Yup, it's worked many other times. Just throw out a whisper of sexual misbehavior, then stand back and let the media and howling social justice mob make mincemeat out of them in the 24/7 news cycle.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 06:49 PM (2sCft)

116 Came with the frame.

But that person is still somebody and if they see their picture blasted all across the world don't you think she would say something?

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:49 PM (dUJdY)

117 If she's not real who's indoctrinating her students?

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at September 21, 2018 06:49 PM (M6eL/)

118 Ahahhahhahhahahhahahah!

Vote Monday!!!!!!

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 06:49 PM (UWiFB)

119 YAS!

Posted by: Ha at September 21, 2018 06:49 PM (MAstk)

120 They should have chose a hotter pic for her... I bit more milfy. That would be believable. The pic with shades just doesn't cut it.
Posted by: DXO at September 21, 2018 06:48 PM (nzKWW)

That and her weird rictus smile with the Tic-Tac teefs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2018 06:50 PM (xPJvm)

121 Next up, news of Dr Ford's unfortunate demise. Poor Dr Ford. She was just too high strung.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 06:50 PM (gC2IV)

122 60
Kafkatrapping, I think this has been called.



Your denial of your guilt proves that you're guilty.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 21, 2018 06:41 PM (SgjGX)

And BK MUST testify before he learns of any specific accusations.


The Magna Carta got it wrong. Skank and her lawyers are just trying to finally get it right.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 06:50 PM (UsCnO)

123 117. TA's, same as any other prof.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:50 PM (fA1SL)

124 I mean, maybe there no actual letter which is why Dianne Feinstein can't produce it. It's all made up.

Give me some medication now. I sound nuts. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:50 PM (AllCR)

125 Stormy Daniels Claims Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Terrified Her By Demanding Goodnight Kiss After Trump Introduced Them

Weasel Zippers

And by good night kiss, she meant...
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2018 06:48 PM (Ydx5u)

--------------

Probably the fabled Ron White Mouth Hug.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 06:50 PM (I16G8)

126 Speaking of coloring. The TX Mo Me is going to auction off a coloring book with pictures of the threads here.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 06:50 PM (+fO9N)

127 >> Yep. She was in my last wallet.

What brand of condoms is her picture on?

Posted by: Aviator at September 21, 2018 06:50 PM (2cuLk)

128 CNN doesn't take sides.

Get it.

Does'n't.

Take.

Sides.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2018 06:50 PM (rov0s)

129 When does Dr Ford visit Ft. Mercy Park?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 06:50 PM (UsCnO)

130 Stormy Daniels Claims Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Terrified Her By Demanding Goodnight Kiss After Trump Introduced Them

Weasel Zippers

And by good night kiss, she meant...
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2018 06:48 PM (Ydx5u)
+++
Was that before or after the butt sex?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 06:50 PM (2sCft)

131 121. Dr Ford dead, yes? Poor, poor Dr Ford.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:51 PM (fA1SL)

132 Stock photo.

Yep. She was in my last wallet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:45 PM


That used to piss off my son and daughter who would give me a new wallet. There would be the stock photo of a happy family which I would carefully tuck back into the wallet and not discard.

My explanation?

"If I'm in an auto accident I want them to think I have such a happy (black and white) family to return me to."

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 06:51 PM (LOgQ4)

133 I've said from day one the bitch was a NPC, and her Quest Mark was blinking above her head.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 06:51 PM (UWiFB)

134 Big Ben tried to get it on w/ the porn whore??

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 06:51 PM (a0IVu)

135 "Reporters don't root for aside."

Correct. But you do.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 21, 2018 06:51 PM (Ndje9)

136 Schroedinger's Cilizza - a lesser known Theory whereby we can discern the stupidity of a person without bothering with what is or is not inside the box.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 06:51 PM (5p5Kj)

137 Am i alone in hating twitter embeds?


You didn't even need the word embeds. I find the format entirely unreadable.

If something actually important happens on twitter I need either Twitchy to put it in order for me or alexthechick to hobbitsplain it to me.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 06:51 PM (fuK7c)

138 I knew Ford was bluffing. She knows damn well Kavanaugh is innocent but isn't stupid enough to commit perjury. There is probably at least one person out there that can testify that she's making it up (at least in regards to Brett being the attacker).

Posted by: Resist !! at September 21, 2018 06:51 PM (N6MWx)

139 136. Aww....show me what's in the box!

* over-emotes, waving .45 around *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:52 PM (fA1SL)

140 I like Levin's bumper music, he digs the Philly soul.

Posted by: kallisto at September 21, 2018 06:52 PM (iCUDL)

141 Sock off

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 21, 2018 06:53 PM (N6MWx)

142 Stormy Daniels Claims Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Terrified Her By Demanding Goodnight Kiss After Trump Introduced Them

Weasel Zippers

---

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THIS UNTIL SOMEONE EXPLAINS IT IN ALL CAPS

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 06:53 PM (QTqWy)

143 I mean, maybe there no actual letter which is why Dianne Feinstein can't produce it. It's all made up.

Give me some medication now. I sound nuts. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:50 PM (AllCR)

-------------

There is a letter, I've seen the redacted version. The original is being guarded by ChiDiFi, who is in no way inclined to share.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 06:53 PM (I16G8)

144 Damn cheap chinese voodoo doll aint working,

Posted by: Camarillo Brillo at September 21, 2018 06:53 PM (UdKB7)

145

The only response to this phony fake news cockknocker is: Okay, then what about islamist keith ellison?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2018 06:53 PM (Iw9oN)

146 * over-emotes, waving .45 around *




*mopes*

Posted by: 7.62X25 at September 21, 2018 06:53 PM (yQpMk)

147 98
I was groped by at least a dozen drunk girls at high school parties.

Posted by: IanDeal at September 21, 2018 06:45 PM (5mrLG)


Well good for you, Mr. Humblebrag.

Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 06:54 PM (sdi6R)

148 Each race has certain gifts. This helps to explain the difference between Cory Booker and Bret Kavanaugh.

Blacks are gifted at worship and celebration.If you go to a black church, you see people jumping up and down because they really get into it.

Whites are good at organization. You guys do a good job of building businesses and things of that nature and you know how to tap into money.

Posted by: Zombie Reggie White at September 21, 2018 06:54 PM (EoRCO)

149 6 minutes till Ted.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 06:54 PM (+fO9N)

150 * ... waving .45 around *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:52 PM


Glad to see you've abandoned those inferior Euro calibers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2018 06:54 PM (ctuyM)

151 146. Aww, baby, it's just a meme. C'mere - you know your my one and only.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:54 PM (fA1SL)

152 OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac


WHUT the HAIL are YEW doin' ?

Posted by: JT at September 21, 2018 06:55 PM (uiz7w)

153 Bookers hand is whiter than mine. Is that why nobody is pressing charges...White Privilege?


For the record-White ass Pollock.

Posted by: nip at September 21, 2018 06:55 PM (DfGpI)

154 Stormy Daniels Claims Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Terrified
Her By Demanding Goodnight Kiss After Trump Introduced Them



Weasel Zippers

Somehow, after all the cock that has gone in that petri dish over the years, finding Stormy Daniels terrified about any male body part is not believable.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 06:55 PM (UsCnO)

155 138. That's what the Whelan bit was about: he knew where the female witness lived, even though Ballsey did not name her.

Posted by: kallisto at September 21, 2018 06:55 PM (iCUDL)

156 AND they JUST added an executive business meeting (for the voting) to the judiciary calendar for the same time as the Kavanaugh hearing on Monday!

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:55 PM (FTXAT)

157 WHUT the HAIL are YEW doin' ?
Posted by: JT at September 21, 2018 06:55 PM (uiz7w)

Mocking Thumbilliza of course.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 06:56 PM (NWiLs)

158 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THIS UNTIL SOMEONE EXPLAINS IT IN ALL CAPS
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 06:53 PM (QTqWy)


I ADMIRE YOUR FIERCE INTENSITY

Posted by: CORY BOOKER at September 21, 2018 06:56 PM (y87Qq)

159 OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac


WHUT the HAIL are YEW doin' ?
Posted by: JT at September 21, 2018 06:55 PM (uiz7w)


He discovered his special purpose?

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 06:56 PM (NLLmE)

160 Well good for you, Mr. Humblebrag.
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 06:54 PM (sdi6R)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:56 PM (AllCR)

161 The Sunday Shows will be a hoot. Lots of righteous indignation but they'll know that Kav will be confirmed. And downing bourbon shots with Clarence by the end of the week

Judging well is the best revenge

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 06:56 PM (qMV6r)

162 I was groped by at least a dozen drunk girls at high school parties.

Posted by: IanDeal at September 21, 2018 06:45 PM (5mrLG)

Well good for you, Mr. Humblebrag.
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 06:54 PM (sdi6R)

+++
Heh.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 06:56 PM (2sCft)

163 Well, okay, 2 hours 3 mins till new deadline.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 06:56 PM (a0IVu)

164 After this week, poor Palp had to go to Staples for two new books. One for those destined for canal duty, and another for, well, getting the bullet. Hey Palp, my knees are feeling good enough for walk in the woods "escort".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 21, 2018 06:56 PM (xzqr4)

165 Stormy Daniels Claims Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Terrified Her By Demanding Goodnight Kiss After Trump Introduced Them


What in the actual hell?? She's a fucking fruitcake.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:56 PM (dUJdY)

166
Anyone remember the opening scene in that french flick "Ridicule," when the man peed all over some guy's face?

Justice Kavanaugh needs to do that to Ginsberg, Sotomayor, and Kagan on his first day.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2018 06:56 PM (Iw9oN)

167 Posted by: Zombie Reggie White at September 21, 2018 06:54 PM (EoRCO)


Do you really need to make it racial, Hairyback Guy?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 06:56 PM (fuK7c)

168 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE EVEN AFTER TWENTY SCOTCHES I WOULDNT TAP THAT TOXIC WASTELAND OF A COOTER AND DINT WANT TO GO HOME WITH SYPHILIS ON MY LIPS!

ALSO, SHE SMELLS LIKE DESPAIR AND PISS, BUT MOSTLY PISS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at September 21, 2018 06:57 PM (gC2IV)

169 Every other picture I've seen of him his eyes are so bugged out he
looks like someone just zapped his nads with jumper cables connected to a
car battery.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 06:40 PM (I16G



You owe me one spewed Tito's.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:57 PM (ptqGC)

170 What makes Cory Booker's groping incident different ...

We know what makes it different. Trust us. We know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 06:57 PM (je6Oi)

171 AND they JUST added an executive business meeting (for the voting) to the judiciary calendar for the same time as the Kavanaugh hearing on Monday!
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:55 PM (FTXAT)

----------------

Could you please explain what that means?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 06:57 PM (I16G8)

172 6 minutes till Ted.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 06:54 PM (+fO9N)

Ted??

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 06:57 PM (2sCft)

173 Mocking Thumbilliza of course.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 06:56 PM (NWiLs)


That's disappointing.
I was hoping you had an episode of surprise groping.

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 06:57 PM (QTqWy)

174 164. Welcome to the team.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:57 PM (fA1SL)

175 The real surprise is that Booker groped a female.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 21, 2018 06:58 PM (4ErVI)

176 There is a letter, I've seen the redacted version. The original is being guarded by ChiDiFi, who is in no way inclined to share.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 06:53 PM (I16G


You know, the way you would if you wanted to get to the truth and all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 06:58 PM (je6Oi)

177 I thought Booker was gay. So a woman force-kissed-raped him?


I'm so confused in these Interesting Times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:58 PM (ptqGC)

178 you please explain what that means?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at S




voting on kav if crazy prof is a no show

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2018 06:58 PM (MTjB1)

179 Reporters don't root for a side. Period.

(Insert picture of CNN panel on election night 2012)
(Insert picture of CNN panel on election night 2016)

Bullshit. Period.

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 06:59 PM (9TYxj)

180 138. That's what the Whelan bit was about: he knew where the female witness lived, even though Ballsey did not name her.
Posted by: kallisto at September 21, 2018 06:55 PM (iCUDL)

++++

***Blink. Blink.***
Hmmmmm.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 06:59 PM (2sCft)

181 *Noted protozoan* Chris Cillizza, a sub-species of paramecium that consists of nothing but mouth, said...

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2018 06:59 PM (Z4rgH)

182 SteveOReno- Ted Cruz is going to shred Robbie in the first debate.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 06:59 PM (+fO9N)

183 145




The only response to this phony fake news cockknocker is: Okay, then what about islamist keith ellison?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2018 06:53 PM (Iw9oN)

BREAKING NEWS:
It's ok under Sharia Law for a man to beat his woman, if she isn't listening to the truth.
Keith "X" Ellison said so. The Minnesota Democrats agree!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 06:59 PM (UsCnO)

184 That's disappointing.

I was hoping you had an episode of surprise groping.

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 06:57 PM (QTqWy)
I was thinking maybe he had a fantastic sexual encounter and was all excited.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 06:59 PM (a0IVu)

185 grassley says the vote happens on Monday if Ford won't testify. Good for him.

-------

Awesome. Great. Thank G-d. Hopefully the Republican Senators stand strong in the face of opposition. I've never seen it, but I welcome it!

Maybe the taste of victory will whet their appetite for Moar Winning.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 06:59 PM (XQniG)

186 175 The real surprise is that Booker groped a female.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 21, 2018 06:58 PM (4ErVI)


That's the most dubious part of the story. He probably just said this to try to dispel the rumors about him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 06:59 PM (je6Oi)

187 Big Ben tried to get it on w/ the porn whore??
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 06:51 PM (a0IVu)

I think Big Ben would nail anything that breaths

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2018 06:59 PM (Ydx5u)

188 What in the actual hell?? She's a fucking fruitcake.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:56 PM (dUJdY)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A KISS FROM ME IS WORSE THAN ALL THE GALLONS OF STUFF THAT'S BEEN ON HER FACE. WAIT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 21, 2018 06:59 PM (5jVnA)

189 Do you really need to make it racial, Hairyback Guy?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 06:56 PM (fuK7c)

Not my words, those are Reggie's actual words to the Wisconsin Legislature on March 26, 1998.

Posted by: Zombie Reggie White at September 21, 2018 07:00 PM (EoRCO)

190 I think these journoassholes actually think they are unbiased. They are so far into their large colon that the whole world appears to be mucus, blood and clumps of Hillary. Biassed indeed. Maybe triassed even.

Posted by: Anchovy at September 21, 2018 07:00 PM (srWwQ)

191 290 Aaaaand my water heater just went out.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (HiLJ1)

Ugh. By "went out" do you mean just quit working, or began leaking hot water everywhere?

We have two old ones in the attic that I KNOW need replacing, but my husband is "Oh, they're fine." Until they're not.


All I need right now is just one leaking above the master bedroom and bath, or the other one over the kitchen/laundry room.

Imonna schedule someone to come inspect them both.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (ptqGC)
---
Sorry for the delay in replying, Jane. Yeah, it's leaking like hell. Fortunately it's in an unfinished cellar, so there's no damage. Your inspection idea sounds like a good one. There's a lot of water in my cellar--if that leaked into a living space it would be a major pain.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 07:00 PM (HiLJ1)

192 Cilizza wrote in WaPo about how outrageous it was that we were questioning Hillary's health. Two days later she did her 9/11 face plant

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 07:00 PM (qMV6r)

193 He knows the difference. He is running interference for the Dems. It is that simple.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 07:00 PM (dNzKv)

194 290 Aaaaand my water heater just went out.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at S



right before your weekly bath too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2018 07:00 PM (MTjB1)

195 Rosenstein is a little prick

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2018 07:00 PM (Ydx5u)

196 Because I love the Horde, I caution them against going to the 49:45 mark on this vidya. Nobody needs to hear about a degenerate furry necro pedo what likes bestiality. Nor about his yuuuge YouTube following.
https://youtu.be/9AOhCy1puZM

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 07:01 PM (fA1SL)

197 If she's not real then who is the chick in the pictures?

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:44 PM (dUJdY)
............

I think I solved the mystery

https://tinyurl.com/y7vsf2bd

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 07:01 PM (HgMAr)

198 voting on kav if crazy prof is a no show
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2018 06:58 PM (MTjB1)

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I grocked that, I was asking what the Executive Meeting part meant. Is that the formal process for a full Senate vote?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 07:01 PM (I16G8)

199 The real surprise is that Booker groped a female.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 21, 2018 06:58 PM (4ErVI)


And he doesn't admit this, but he's been forever traumatized by it.

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 07:01 PM (QTqWy)

200 Big Media and Big Government.
They're the same people.
Intermarriage, revolving doors.
Same schools, same country clubs.
Power speaking to outsiders on behalf of Power.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2018 07:01 PM (0jtPF)

201 Stormy Daniels Claims Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Terrified Her By Demanding Goodnight Kiss After Trump Introduced Them

She was protecting her virtue!

I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:01 PM (je6Oi)

202

Ask fake news cnn if, as MN's attorney general, will islamist woman-abuser keith ellison charge himself with assault and abuse?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2018 07:02 PM (Iw9oN)

203 I just hope UCF beclowns Lane Kiffin tonight.

Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 07:02 PM (e7oj4)

204 I was thinking maybe he had a fantastic sexual encounter and was all excited.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 06:59 PM (a0IVu)

I was thinking that too. Disappointed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 07:02 PM (dUJdY)

205 199 The real surprise is that Booker groped a female.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 21, 2018 06:58 PM (4ErVI)


And he doesn't admit this, but he's been forever traumatized by it.
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 07:01 PM (QTqWy)


And you KNOW he was drunk on his ass for that to happen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:02 PM (je6Oi)

206 188 What in the actual hell?? She's a fucking fruitcake.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:56 PM (dUJdY)

Well she may have fucked a fruitcake or two. Perhaps. Maybe

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 07:02 PM (9TYxj)

207 Stormy Daniels Claims Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Terrified Her By Demanding Goodnight Kiss After Trump Introduced Them
_______________

A hooker was terrified by a man asking for a kiss?

Yeah, that makes sense.

Posted by: George at September 21, 2018 07:02 PM (fqUgw)

208 Y'all need to be nicer to Mr. Cilizza.

Mr. Brian Williams, who was there, has told him all about this sordid incident.

Posted by: Brian "🥔" Stelter at September 21, 2018 07:03 PM (ctuyM)

209 NELLIE!!!!!!!

Posted by: DXO at September 21, 2018 07:03 PM (nzKWW)

210 Its true, REPORTERS don't root for a side...


But Journalists do...


And they are all Journalists, not reporters.

Posted by: Don Q, Deplorable Neanderthal at September 21, 2018 07:03 PM (NgKpN)

211 Ted Cruz is going to shred Robbie in the first debate.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 06:59 PM (+fO9N)

++++
Oh poor Beto!! Thank you, being in the PNW I did not know that. Is it televised outside of Tejas?? Like on C-Span?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 07:03 PM (2sCft)

212 I was thinking maybe he had a fantastic sexual encounter and was all excited.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 06:59 PM (a0IVu)


He did, but then some gal entered the room and broke it up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:03 PM (je6Oi)

213 And just like that, UCF with a big pick on FAU

Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 07:04 PM (e7oj4)

214 AND they JUST added an executive business meeting
(for the voting) to the judiciary calendar for the same time as the
Kavanaugh hearing on Monday!

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:55 PM (FTXAT)



----------------



Could you please explain what that means?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 06:57 PM (I16G

I have been watching both Chuck Grassley's press release page and the page that contains the judiciary committee's calendar all day for any changes. They just added an executive business meeting to the calendar for the 24th at 10 AM (they did not remove the calendar listing for Day 5 of Brett Kavanaugh's nomination hearing).

The executive business meeting will be where they vote on Kavanaugh.

Here is the calendar: https://www.judiciary.senate.gov/hearings

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 07:04 PM (FTXAT)

215 Well, our Betters' hair is on fire over PDT's tweet.

Susan Collins in particular.

*begins typing.....stops*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

216 Not settled. Grassley says new deadline is 10PM tonight to come to an arrangement. Not clear, but this might be an arrangement for a *WEDNESDAY* hearing. If not, Grassley does say vote on Monday.


All this according to Chad Pergram, whose twatters is the closest thing to a straight news reporting feed you'll find about the Hill. He just directly quotes or relates what he's told, and has some understanding of who's who and what to take seriously.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 07:04 PM (QDnY+)

217 Okay, Grassley. Time to get real. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

218 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2018 06:53 PM (Iw9oN)

BREAKING NEWS:
It's ok under Sharia Law for a man to beat his woman, if she isn't listening to the truth.
Keith "X" Ellison said so. The Minnesota Democrats agree!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 06:59 PM (UsCnO)


Only if she keeps on and on about the same crap....

Posted by: Sean Connery at September 21, 2018 07:05 PM (NgKpN)

219 Can someone please ask the CNN Thumb about Keith Ellison?

Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2018 07:05 PM (QKV7o)

220
Cillizza looks like the issue of a thumb after being raped by Kevin Spacey.

.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2018 07:05 PM (9X624)

221 Keith "X" Ellison:

He's a Minnesota state AG candidate!


He's a woman beater!


Wait, he's BOTH!



His new book, "Beating on Women in America today and Getting Away with it", goes on sale next week on Amazon!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 07:05 PM (UsCnO)

222 I grocked that, I was asking what the Executive Meeting part meant. Is that the formal process for a full Senate vote?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 07:01 PM (I16G

That would be just for the committee vote to report favorably (I assume) on the nomination.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 07:05 PM (FTXAT)

223 I DONT ASK FOR KISSES!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at September 21, 2018 07:05 PM (gC2IV)

224 The executive business meeting will be where they vote on Kavanaugh.

Here is the calendar: https://www.judiciary.senate.gov/hearings
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 07:04 PM (FTXAT)

------------

Got it, thank you.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 07:05 PM (I16G8)

225 I think I solved the mystery

Good grief. She didn't grow into that face at all did she?

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 07:06 PM (dUJdY)

226 If I were Kav, when I'm in my new black robes later this week, formally getting introduced to the other august eight, I'd lean in and whisper to RBG

Tick tock Tick tock

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 07:06 PM (qMV6r)

227 I can't wait to start drinking...

Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2018 07:06 PM (q177U)

228 215 Well, our Betters' hair is on fire over PDT's tweet.

Susan Collins in particular.

*begins typing.....stops*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:04 PM (ptqGC)


Betters? you keepa using that word....

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at September 21, 2018 07:06 PM (NgKpN)

229

Then Grassley will say...

okay, the new new new deadline is 10pm...PACIFIC time.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2018 07:06 PM (Iw9oN)

230 1stQuestion on Dreamers. Robbie all illegals good. Ted- my Dad came to this country legally.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 07:06 PM (+fO9N)

231 147 98
I was groped by at least a dozen drunk girls at high school parties.

Posted by: IanDeal at September 21, 2018 06:45 PM (5mrLG)

Well good for you, Mr. Humblebrag.
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 06:54 PM (sdi6R)

...

Blocking the door to the bathroom doesn't count.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 21, 2018 07:06 PM (yL25O)

232 TD UCF

Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 07:06 PM (e7oj4)

233 I wouldn't put it past Rosenstein to be the one wrote that letter, still think it was total bull shit but he could have.

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 07:06 PM (T4oHT)

234 194 290 Aaaaand my water heater just went out.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at S

right before your weekly bath too.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2018 07:00 PM (MTjB1)
---
No kidding. I'm dirty as shit from doing other chores around the house, so I put a big pot of water on the stove to heat. I've cut the power to the water heater and shut off the water at the main, so I'll use my emergency water supply until I get the new water heater in some time tomorrow.

I can tell you one thing: This crap is not going to cut into my football-watching time. I've got my priorities straight.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 07:07 PM (HiLJ1)

235 230. Ted's a Leaf. He's working hard to dodge the Day of the Rake, that's all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 07:07 PM (fA1SL)

236 Ugh. By "went out" do you mean just quit working, or began leaking hot water everywhere?

We have two old ones in the attic that I KNOW need replacing, but my husband is "Oh, they're fine." Until they're not.


All I need right now is just one leaking above the master bedroom and bath, or the other one over the kitchen/laundry room.

Imonna schedule someone to come inspect them both.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (ptqGC)


I just replaced the sacrificial anode in ours, something I highly recommend. It's a pain in the ass the first time, because they use an impact driver to tighten the damned down. To get it out, you'll need a breaker bar and a length of pipe, and some serious muscle.

But after the first time, it's easy, and it protects the water heater. Wait until you see the condition of the present anode. Prepare to be shocked.

(Use a magnesium anode, not aluminum, which tends to make a gel-like deposit. If you don't have enough head space over the water heater, get a segmental anode.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:07 PM (je6Oi)

237 Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 07:06 PM (qMV6r)

LMAO!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 07:07 PM (dUJdY)

238 WTF, Robbie, John Cornyn and I introduced legislation?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 07:08 PM (+fO9N)

239
I have a sneaking suspicion that if someone were to go through Judge's writings over the past six years, they'd find some reference to 'inadvertent killing'.

This bint has been stalking his ass.

The term for what she's up to... 'paranoid illumination'.

She's not a well individual.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 07:08 PM (LOgQ4)

240 Note to grassley: after you have folded for the 4th time you just start to look stoopid. Just shutup n hold the vote.

Posted by: DXO at September 21, 2018 07:08 PM (nzKWW)

241 Well, they could hire some actress who looks like Ford-because we don't know know what she looks like as an adult, and she could give a bravura performance next week, Ford gets paid, actress gets paid. Ford goes back to her life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 07:08 PM (AllCR)

242 184 That's disappointing.

I was hoping you had an episode of surprise groping.

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 06:57 PM (QTqWy)
I was thinking maybe he had a fantastic sexual encounter and was all excited.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 06:59 PM (a0IVu)

Either one would have been much better.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 07:08 PM (NWiLs)

243 Rosenstein is a little prick
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2018 07:00 PM

He did say this, though.

"But let me be clear about this: Based on my personal dealings with the president, there is no basis to invoke the 25th Amendment."

I bet a few proggy balloons deflated upon hearing that.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 21, 2018 07:08 PM (2NqXo)

244 Chuck Grassley should ask for proof of life. A picture of her holding up the fron page of the newspaper. At this point I'm not sure Feinstein could provide it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 07:08 PM (gC2IV)

245 Not my words, those are Reggie's actual words to the Wisconsin Legislature on March 26, 1998.
Posted by: Zombie Reggie White at September 21, 2018 07:00 PM (EoRCO)

------

I remember all that Sturm und Drang. I guess Reggie was tonedeaf, but he seemed to be trying to say something nice about every race.

I don't know if Reggie White had it in him to hate people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 07:08 PM (XQniG)

246 226 If I were Kav, when I'm in my new black robes later this week, formally getting introduced to the other august eight, I'd lean in and whisper to RBG

Tick tock Tick tock
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 07:06 PM (qMV6r)


"Hey, Notorious RBG, how about coming over to my place for a pool party?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:08 PM (je6Oi)

247 Blocking the door to the bathroom doesn't count.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 21, 2018 07:06 PM (yL25O)

Funny!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 07:09 PM (AllCR)

248 Cillizza: let me say for the billionth time that reporters dont take sides, unless we are on our period, and I am usually on mine.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 21, 2018 07:09 PM (kbKN+)

249 so, the rumor is that the reason that feinstein has not released the original letter, unredacted, is because it is really a vid of the letter,

written on someone's bathroom mirror in lipstick

with the crazy professor curled up in the corner, flicking the lights on and off while listening to madam butterfly.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2018 07:09 PM (MTjB1)

250 166
Anyone remember the opening scene in that french flick "Ridicule," when the man peed all over some guy's face?

Justice Kavanaugh needs to do that to Ginsberg, Sotomayor, and Kagan on his first day.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2018 06:56 PM (Iw9oN)


Movie Wolf, with Jack Nicholson, where he pees on the other guys shoes...

Posted by: Don Quixote at September 21, 2018 07:10 PM (NgKpN)

251 i'm not sure why, but my place has two water heaters.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 21, 2018 07:10 PM (1YQLC)

252 Oh, Oh. major fucking slap to Robbie for him calling police modern day jim crow.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 07:10 PM (+fO9N)

253 Man, Beto...uh I mean ROBERT the fraud, is really a piece of shit.

No way he is winning here. No. Way.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 21, 2018 07:10 PM (SRarZ)

254 Has anybody ever seen Chris Cillizza and Chris Stirewalt in the same room together?
Coincidence? I don't think so.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 07:10 PM (HgMAr)

255 I've never heard of a water heater in the attic.

Mine is in the laundry room on the ground floor, with a concrete floor. The old one leaked a couple years ago and I had to get it replaced, but there was no damage.

Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 07:10 PM (sdi6R)

256 Nah, Kavanaugh withdrew on the 18th. This is all an elaborate hoax.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:46 PM (yQpMk)


I hope you remembered to save some of his brilliant predictions from today as well.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 21, 2018 07:11 PM (rpZAK)

257 205 199 The real surprise is that Booker groped a female.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 21, 2018 06:58 PM (4ErVI)


And he doesn't admit this, but he's been forever traumatized by it.
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 07:01 PM (QTqWy)

And you KNOW he was drunk on his ass for that to happen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:02 PM (je6Oi)

Thinking more about it, maybe it was Rachel Maddow and he thought it was actually Chris Hayes?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 21, 2018 07:11 PM (4ErVI)

258 "But let me be clear about this: Based on my personal dealings with the president, there is no basis to invoke the 25th Amendment."

And let me be clear: nothing is based on your personal dealings. Your opinion isn't worth shit.

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 07:11 PM (NAs56)

259 I don't know if Reggie White had it in him to hate people.

--------------

Yeah, he did.

Posted by: Troy Aikman at September 21, 2018 07:11 PM (gC2IV)

260 Mistake to move the deadline, mistake to indulge *any* stupid special requirements.


This accuser and her handlers are the most ridiculous, bumbling PR idiots ever born. They're farcical. I don't believe this idiocy has one iota of traction with voters, period. Except to astonish and disgust those with a brain (most of whom are already voting the right way).


Up til today, the handling has been perfect. Every idiotic statement/assertion/premise has been knocked down, directly, by Grassley (the way ever f***ing single thing should be handled by every GOP entity, at all times).


But no need to do gymnastics to accommodate such outrageous and frivolous antics (testifying second, fear for safety, etc).


Kav gets confirmed, as has never been in doubt, but if you're going to prolong it, torture the Dems more. Nobody's buying their nonsense and dime-store faux moral outrage.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 07:11 PM (QDnY+)

261 "But let me be clear about this: Based on my personal dealings with the president, there is no basis to invoke the 25th Amendment."

I bet a few proggy balloons deflated upon hearing that.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 21, 2018 07:08 PM (2NqXo)


Now trying to save his job...

Posted by: Don Quixote at September 21, 2018 07:11 PM (NgKpN)

262 252 & 253. Who wants to watch a Leaf flog a Mick? It's just a shamefur disapray.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 07:11 PM (fA1SL)

263 I suspect that Trump never actually banged Stormy. He probably was paying her off as a favor to a third party who now owes him bigly. Supposedly Trump did a similar favor for Roger Ailes.

Posted by: Toad-O at September 21, 2018 07:11 PM (cct0t)

264 water heater in the attic makes sense so when it explodes and goes ballistic it only has to go throught the roof, not three floors.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2018 07:11 PM (MTjB1)

265 I DONT ASK FOR KISSES!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at September 21, 2018 07:05 PM (gC2IV)
..........

I still don't get it.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 07:12 PM (HgMAr)

266 In Texas most of the water heaters in newer, 20 years or so, houses are in the attic.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 21, 2018 07:12 PM (kufk0)

267 i'm not sure why, but my place has two water heaters.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 21, 2018 07:10 PM (1YQLC)

---------------

Same down here in the South. They seem to strongly favor one complete HVAC system per living level of a house.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 07:12 PM (I16G8)

268 I've never heard of a water heater in the attic.

Sounds like giving hostages to fortune.

Same thing with AC in the attic.

I'd rather have things like that where they're easy to inspect routinely, and where failure won't necessarily be catastrophic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 07:12 PM (je6Oi)

269 rosensteins denial is a nondenial.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2018 07:12 PM (MTjB1)

270 Ted on Fire. SMU kids are behind Ted.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 07:13 PM (+fO9N)

271 Stormy Daniels Claims Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Terrified
Her By Demanding Goodnight Kiss After Trump Introduced Them


The check bounced.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 07:13 PM (oVJmc)

272 This all could have been resolved if Grassley had asked for the original police report. Of which there is none.

Full Stop.

He, along with every sitting Republican needs to be voted out during whatever election cycle they're on.

More failure theater. I'm sick of this shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 21, 2018 07:13 PM (iiixZ)

273 That last part seems key:

@ChadPergram 32m

Grassley: I'm extending the deadline for response yet again to 10 o'clock this evening. I'm providing a notice of a vote to occur Monday in the event that Dr. Ford's attorneys don't respond or Dr. Ford decides not to testify.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 21, 2018 07:13 PM (c07y/)

274 All Cilizza needed to say is:

Comfort the Afflicted = Booker's teen romp is forgivable!

Afflict the comfortable = Privileged white, male conservative should be crucified!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 07:13 PM (W+vEI)

275

The cheek bounced?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2018 07:13 PM (Iw9oN)

276 Got Levin on, talking about Ford's attorney wanting Kavanaugh to testify first.

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 07:13 PM (T4oHT)

277 sure why, but my place has two water heaters.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 21, 2018 07:10 PM (1YQLC)

---------------

Same down here in the South. They seem to strongly favor one complete HVAC system per living level of a house.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at S



so it is not because people in the south are generally dirtier than in the north?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2018 07:13 PM (MTjB1)

278 INTERNAL CNN THIS MORNING:

Boss: "Guys. Almost no one watches us anymore, and now we see a steep decline in likes and social media engagement."

Chris Callizza: "I got this. I'm so dumb, I can't help but tweet dumb things dumbly. Our audience loves it."

Boss: "Sounds good. Do something on that serial rapist Kavanaugh. Do your very best. I expect nothing less than the best you have to offer."

Chris Calizza: "I always do."

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 21, 2018 07:14 PM (db5dt)

279 226 If I were Kav, when I'm in my new black robes later this week, formally getting introduced to the other august eight, I'd lean in and whisper to RBG

Tick tock Tick tock
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 07:06 PM (qMV6r)
---------------------
He should dry hump her and grab her boob!
Heart attack city!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2018 07:14 PM (0jtPF)

280 Re the water heater: When tornadoes destroyed my parents' house a few years ago, my dad insisted that I remove and keep his water heater. He'd just bought it and couldn't stand for it to be wasted. It's been in my garage for years--so believe it or not, I've got a spare to install.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 07:14 PM (HiLJ1)

281 so I put a big pot of water on the stove to heat.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 07:07 PM (HiLJ1)


*snif*

:3

Next thing you know, you'll be slapping hot iron to it.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 07:14 PM (y87Qq)

282 Oh, Oh. major fucking slap to Robbie for him calling police modern day jim crow.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 07:10 PM (+fO9N)

253 Man, Beto...uh I mean ROBERT the fraud, is really a piece of shit.

No way he is winning here. No. Way.


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 21, 2018 07:10 PM (SRarZ)
**********************

Updates appreciated.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2018 07:14 PM (hECVl)

283 Will to Power.

They play for the kill.

"Our' side plays for "please only kill our little people, and leave us elites alone".

Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 07:14 PM (dKVPn)

284 I've never heard of a water heater in the attic.

I've only heard it on this site. It seems daft even if it's one of those little on-demand Euro deals. The only worse spot you could choose would be, say, three feet above your pillow or in the shower with you.

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 07:14 PM (Ydn2k)

285 We have two A/C units, both outside. The only things in our attic are the two water heaters, because no basement.


Gonna get those two water heaters checked next week.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:14 PM (ptqGC)

286 I'm hoping the Grassley has an Ace up his sleeve which is the only reason he appears to be bending over backwards to accommodate. That he knows she has something that destroys her credibility, like she's pulled this stunt before.

But if Grassley is doing this because he's scared, we're screwed. He already gave a deadline and she missed it.

Posted by: Blago at September 21, 2018 07:15 PM (UfkIY)

287 kav is going to have a fake arm installed in his robe so he can surreptitiously grope the other justices when posing for pics.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2018 07:15 PM (MTjB1)

288 Fat, bulbous fuck.

Who even needs to respond in an intellectual manner to these juveniles anymore?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 07:15 PM (xtmwf)

289 We upgraded to tankless hot water heaters so ours aren't in the attic. The two A/C units are in the upper attic. We actually have 4 attic spaces.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 21, 2018 07:15 PM (kufk0)

290 I don't know if Reggie White had it in him to hate people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 07:08 PM


When he was here in Philadelphia he was referred to as the 'Defense Minister', because he was always preaching and praying; but mainly stopping the other teams offense from scoring.

A little tone deaf perhaps, but someone not to be scorned.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 07:15 PM (LOgQ4)

291 weft cut, that's one of the Pergram tweets I was trying to summarize - bottom line, if no deal by 10PM tonight, vote Monday.


Which actually is not a bottom-line change. Only change has been in deadline for witness to file info/agree to format. From this morning to tonight.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 07:15 PM (QDnY+)

292 He should dry hump her and grab her boob!

Heart attack city!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2018 07:14 PM (0jtPF)
Does she even have boobs anymore?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 07:15 PM (a0IVu)

293 so it is not because people in the south are generally dirtier than in the north?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2018 07:13 PM (MTjB1)

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Nah. People in the South are just generally more concerned with good hygeine than Yankees.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 07:16 PM (I16G8)

294 Ted schooling Robbie on civil rights. The Dem's were the oppressors of civil rights. Ted defending the military and respect for civil rights.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 07:16 PM (+fO9N)

295
They're eating dry-humpers in the Superdome!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 21, 2018 07:16 PM (UFLLM)

296 293. Easy. You'll trigger 13times again.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 07:17 PM (fA1SL)

297 Kav gets confirmed, as has never been in doubt, but if you're going to prolong it, torture the Dems more. Nobody's buying their nonsense and dime-store faux moral outrage.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 07:11 PM (QDnY+)

++++
But they get a consolation prize for the Dem base by her "never getting the opportunity" to testify. Why if only those mean old Republicans hadn't rush the vote, Dr. Ford would have testified and Kav would have been voted down. By never testifying this narrative will now live on and forever taint Kav as the illegitimate Justice. If she testified and they voted to confirm Kav, they'd be denied the narrative.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 07:17 PM (2sCft)

298 I bet a few proggy balloons deflated upon hearing that.
Posted by: JuJuBee


Just the opposite.

This is a parody account parodying a fictitious GOP Rep. That's his entire shtick. Like Cobert but even less funny:

@RepStevenSmith 5h

FIRE HIM NOW MR. PRESIDENT! HE'S THE ENEMY WITHIN!


This was a set up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 21, 2018 07:17 PM (c07y/)

299 294
Ted schooling Robbie on civil rights. The Dem's were the oppressors of
civil rights. Ted defending the military and respect for civil rights.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 07:16 PM (+fO9N)
Ted and that Bento Box having a debate? Go Ted!!!

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 07:17 PM (a0IVu)

300 I'm hoping the Grassley has an Ace up his sleeve
which is the only reason he appears to be bending over backwards to
accommodate. That he knows she has something that destroys her
credibility, like she's pulled this stunt before.



But if Grassley is doing this because he's scared, we're screwed. He already gave a deadline and she missed it.

Posted by: Blago at September 21, 2018 07:15 PM (UfkIY)

He is doing this to give her every chance to testify. Since she would have to do it under oath, I don't expect anything to change and I expect the vote to happen on Monday.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 07:17 PM (FTXAT)

301 Does she even have boobs anymore?

In a box, in the closet. She let me have a squeeze once.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 21, 2018 07:17 PM (UFLLM)

302 >>If I were Kav, when I'm in my new black robes later this week, formally getting introduced to the other august eight, I'd lean in and whisper to RBG

Tick tock Tick tock





Now who wants one of my wife's cupcakes!?
*winks at Sotomayor*
Take two!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 07:18 PM (W+vEI)

303 nood Feinstein.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2018 07:18 PM (/qEW2)

304 It's ludicrous for Kanavaugh to testify first. Then they'll say she needs to testify next day so they can try to puncture holes in his story of denial.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 07:18 PM (AllCR)

305 We have two A/C units, both outside.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:14 PM (ptqGC)


Today, we have two A/C units, both outside, North and South, exchanging and working. We may not agree with all that North A/C unit is doing, but they are living in peace. I would look for a better human rights record for North A/C unit, but they are both outside.

Posted by: Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee at September 21, 2018 07:18 PM (y87Qq)

306 NOOD. Grab yer BP meds, alcohol of choice, or eyeball heroin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:18 PM (ptqGC)

307
Water heater in an attic that routinely hits 160 degrees? Makes some sense. Air conditioning unit that loses efficiency in a major fashion when it hits 100 degrees in attic? Pretty dumb.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 07:18 PM (LOgQ4)

308 Why are there so many human thumbs at CNN?

Posted by: George $oro$ at September 21, 2018 07:18 PM (hVHEm)

309 Grassley wants to look hyper reasonable.

He's got Feinstein saying: Show some heart. Wait until Dr Ford feels that she can come before the Committee

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 07:18 PM (qMV6r)

310 I have a sneaking suspicion that if someone were to go through Judge's writings over the past six years, they'd find some reference to 'inadvertent killing'.

This bint has been stalking his ass.

The term for what she's up to... 'paranoid illumination'.

She's not a well individual.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 07:08 PM

I bet there was an army of Soros-funded researchers dredging it all up, then they went in search of a woman who fit the story line: right age, attended school near by, promiscuous, a drinker, a lefty, easy to persuade or even threaten. They promised her something in exchange for playing the role. She might not be lying when she says she's concerned for her safety. Everyone assumed she meant Kavanaugh. Could be her handlers.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 21, 2018 07:19 PM (2NqXo)

311 Off, Billionaire Sock!

Posted by: Surfperch at September 21, 2018 07:19 PM (hVHEm)

312 It's ludicrous for Kanavaugh to testify first. Then
they'll say she needs to testify next day so they can try to puncture
holes in his story of denial.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 07:18 PM (AllCR)

That is just not happening.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 07:20 PM (FTXAT)

313 they get a consolation prize for the Dem base by her "never getting the opportunity" to testify.

Well, we can't make that mistake again in the Ellison case, can we?

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 07:20 PM (nIvDu)

314 Whenever you want to see media bias in action, just recall Chris Cuomo grinning into the camera lens and admitting, "We can't help Hillary any more than we already have! We're her biggest supporters!"

Posted by: RKae at September 21, 2018 07:20 PM (cV95q)

315 Grassley isn't scared, exactly, but he and GOP do have a politically inept take on many topics (um, should have warned you to sit down before I sprang that on ya', I guess).


The Dems, aside from their alien ideas and power madness and racism, really have nothing left except constantly shifting micro-game demographic pandering/panic operations. So they desperately want to enrage and confuse and manipulate stupid young women and stupid suburban women with this stunt - it's been a staple for years (long before the absurd "war on women" crap in the 2012 presidential).


The GOP wants to deny them this lever/agitation prop. But they lack judgement. This stunt was not going to provide any such leverage. Obviously. It fell flat from the start, and will never recover from its transparent dishonesty and crudity (no evidence, 34 years, outlandish histrionic bad faith non-cooperation with GOP on committee, on and on).


No need to extend deadline. This morning was perfect. The put up/shut up ultimatum - of course - was working, because there's nothing to "put up".

Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 07:21 PM (QDnY+)

316 UCF rolling!

Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 07:21 PM (e7oj4)

317 /286 *Laughs. Yea, because Grassley et. al. have proven their 3-d dimensional chess chops since time immemorial.

There are actually Morons here that still think McConnell, Ryan and the rest of the establishment GOP leaders don't really want a border wall, repeal of ObamaCare, massive cuts in spending, the restructuring of the civil service code, and justice for Lois Lerner. The same peeps think these cats are, get this, lying when they say all of this is just around the corner if we just elect the GOP back into power in the next election.

No, these guys are MASTERFUL. I hear on good authority that it's all coming later this year if we just keep the GOP in power in the House and Senate.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 21, 2018 07:22 PM (db5dt)

318 Levin likes R n B and urban music in general, like a good Philly boy does. And Reggie White was a good man.

Posted by: kallisto at September 21, 2018 07:25 PM (iCUDL)

319 >>>Updates appreciated

yes, please

Posted by: concrete girl at September 21, 2018 07:26 PM (1YQLC)

320 CNN....I flew through O'Hara last week. Looking around no one was paying the least bit of attention to what was on the TV's except the arrivals and departures screens. Most were deep into their phones or tablets...

Posted by: colin at September 21, 2018 07:27 PM (AvXKk)

321 285 We have two A/C units, both outside. The only things in our attic are the two water heaters, because no basement.


Gonna get those two water heaters checked next week.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 07:14 PM (ptqGC)


I don't have a basement either, but my water heater is on the ground floor in the laundry room. When the old one went bad, it just leaked onto the concrete floor which was easy to clean up with a mop and bucket. Having that water come through the ceiling into a bedroom would really suck.

Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 07:30 PM (sdi6R)

322 Grassley conditions: female atty for Kav, Wednesday hearing, Ballsey goes first.****If she doesn't accept by 10pm DC time.......it's go time for Monday.

Posted by: kallisto at September 21, 2018 07:30 PM (iCUDL)

323 But if Grassley is doing this because he's scared, we're screwed. He already gave a deadline and she missed it.
Posted by: Blago at September 21, 2018 07:15 PM (UfkIY)

It's called giving the edsel enough rope to hang herself. It's politics

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2018 07:33 PM (Ydx5u)

324 I got a feeling there are about to be so many large nasty breaking stories that the proprietor here is going to temporarily deplete his supply of flaming skulls.

It feels like April 1861. There is open denial of the President's constitutional authority by an army not of Confederates, but of childish dickheads.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 21, 2018 07:33 PM (/CzpZ)

325 simple difference: woman complains about a Democrat it is IGNORED. or, she is demonized.

Posted by: TANJ at September 21, 2018 07:35 PM (Wa5hI)

326
Dr. Ford Chastity Belts on Sale Now!!! 69% off.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 21, 2018 07:36 PM (r+sAi)

327 Feinstein's the lady who sat on the letter until all the other stalling nonsense had run its course, and then she leaked it against Dr. Ford's wishes in an 11th-hour ploy to derail things?

We should totally take her advice seriously on the best way to handle this.

Posted by: StevO at September 21, 2018 07:40 PM (4gNrI)

328 The Blasey-Ford pussy rocket is burning out and falling to the ground.

What kind of violent outbursts do these assholes have planned to take up the slack?

It's becoming apparent that they game this stuff out months or even years in advance. A list of 20 potential Supreme Court nominees = 20 contingency plans. There has been zero immediate cost to them for this parade of contrived shit shows, just a potential setback with the public that will cost them this November, but that's in the future and nobody knows that outcome yet.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 21, 2018 07:43 PM (/CzpZ)

329 The Balls on this Feinswein woman. She withheld testimony from the Committee for MONTHS.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 07:46 PM (yQpMk)

330 dammit, wrong thread

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 07:49 PM (yQpMk)

331 Of course they did. It was never supposed to go this
far. They have learned through experience that the Rs will almost
always cave.......until that time that they didn't.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 06:46 PM (I16G

How did yesterday's vote go?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 21, 2018 07:54 PM (rnXGe)

332 How did yesterday's vote go?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 21, 2018 07:54 PM (rnXGe)

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As announced, not to be a dick or anything.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 07:58 PM (I16G8)

Did Blasey Ford's Advisor Rikki Seidman Tease Their "Strategy" for Borking Kavanaugh In July?

Strange that so many question so much about Ford's claims -- why she never told anyone about this until this year (she mentioned an assault in 2012, we're told, but did not name Kavanaugh), why she's now afraid to fly, why the endless delays and gamesmanship with format, etc. -- but the NeverTrumpers have decided that it's verboten for Trump to ask a related question, "Why did she never talk to police?"

Matter of fact, she could make a report to police right now, Twitter Lore has it. According to Twitter experts, there is no statute of limitations in Maryland for attempted rape.

Eh. Maybe she doesn't want to fly to Maryland for it.

Anyway, the GOP put out this video of Blasey Ford's "adviser" Rikki Seidman talking up a coming "strategy" which could peel off two of Kavanugh's female supporters, Collins and Murkowski.

"While I think at the outset, looking at the numbers in the Senate, it’s not extremely likely that the nominee can be defeated. I would absolutely withhold judgement as the process goes on. I think that I would not reach any conclusion about the outcome in advance," Seidman says in the recording.

Was she teasing a post-hearing surprise that was triggered by Sen. Dianne Feinstein?

Seidman speculated that Kavanaugh was chosen prior to Justice Anthony Kennedy announcing his retirement, and that liberal groups -- who would oppose any Trump nominee -- were caught flat-footed.

"Over the coming days and weeks," Seidman says in the recording that seems to have occurred shortly after Kavanaugh's announcement, "there will be a strategy that will emerge, and I think it's possible that that strategy might ultimately defeat the nominee."

Hmmm... wonder what she had in mind, huh?

Is this okay for the GOP to release? Or is this an unconscionable attack on the credibility someone we're going to assume is a victim despite the lack of any evidence to establish she is a victim?

Does it all just come down to whether Trump said it, or whether someone else said it?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:35 PM




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1 I'll get the others

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 05:36 PM (AzW6q)

2 Top Ten!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 21, 2018 05:38 PM (KCxuz)

3 wow

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2018 05:38 PM (d7Ww2)

4 Of course it is a plot.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 05:39 PM (mCMQ5)

5 This is good news. Now, Collins and Murkowski have completely lost their fig leaves. They can't vote against Kavanaugh without looking exactly like the chumps this woman describes.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:39 PM (T6t7i)

6 Just preemptively put all white conservative Republican males in jail for rape-rape, then everyone will breathe a sigh of relief!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2018 05:39 PM (n9EOP)

7 one thing I always admired about our country is it's sense of fairness. I'm sad this is no longer the case.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2018 05:40 PM (d7Ww2)

8 Well, if the GOP put that out they didn't something right, for a change.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:40 PM (AllCR)

9 My brain autocorrected the first two words in the post into "DiBlasio" and I was like who gives a shit about that guy's car?

Posted by: Robert at September 21, 2018 05:40 PM (NN4Uo)

10 Top ten, muh ninjas.

Posted by: Robert at September 21, 2018 05:41 PM (NN4Uo)

11 If this is a "strategy" then all involved need to be jailed at worst and hanged for treason at best.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 21, 2018 05:41 PM (PRfdc)

12 This is good news. Now, Collins and Murkowski have completely lost their fig leaves. They can't vote against Kavanaugh without looking exactly like the chumps this woman describes.
Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:39 PM


Objection. Assumes that matters to them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2018 05:41 PM (ctuyM)

13 Yep. This whole thing is an op to get the weak sisters, of both genders, to block the nomination.

The Dems do know how to fight dirty.

Let's stop letting them get away with it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:41 PM (bcbK8)

14 12 This is good news. Now, Collins and Murkowski have completely lost their fig leaves. They can't vote against Kavanaugh without looking exactly like the chumps this woman describes.

Flake is the one I'm concerned about

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (O2RFr)

15 Awww....Marie Harf said her first car was a Dodge Neon and she hit a possum and killed it on the way home from the dealership, and she cried and cried.

And then she went to work for Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

16 11
If this is a "strategy" then all involved need to be jailed at worst and hanged for treason at best.


Or pointed at and laughed at. That'll work too. They HATE that.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (T6t7i)

17 By the way there's been a big shift in Evergreen College enrollment numbers. Its gone shooting... down. to a 70% drop from last yer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (39g3+)

18 Ford is Erica Jong?

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (QTqWy)

19
Buh buh buh Muh Vaginuh!!!!!11!!

Posted by: 'Dr.' Ford at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (UFLLM)

20 Yes, it was a hit job from the start. No, it will not work this time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (gC2IV)

21 This meme is a big Democrat plot so wouldn't surprise me if it was all planned out

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (T4oHT)

22 We understand you now....we have seen your dirty work. We will not succumb to your demands and give up our voice.

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (3aBcq)

23 Ford is Erica Jong

Evidently... When it's convenient to use it... I bet someone could find that she flies all the time...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (O2RFr)

24 she's not a victim, she's an accuser...well, actually she's a letter writer. Where's the letter?

Could/would/should she travel to Maryland? Why? Unless Brett carved his initials into her stomach, she's got no proof of nothing.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (Ejm4y)

25
Buy Cop-A-fil, the new robot hand. All most like the real thing.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (r+sAi)

26 Yes, it was a hit job from the start. No, it will not work this time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (gC2IV)


Of course it was.

I still want to know wth Ford has to do with the PGA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

27 I still think there still is plenty of time for the experienced old hands of the GOP Establishment to sell us out!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (n9EOP)

28 So what is the latest in the vote, no vote, hearing, no hearing saga?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (a0IVu)

29 Just had two military jets (F-18's) I think scream over our casa which overlooks Puget Sound. North to South. Yikes. They were pushing the envelope.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 05:44 PM (r9UYA)

30 27 I still think there still is plenty of time for the experienced old hands of the GOP Establishment to sell us out!

Oh, they're working on it

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:44 PM (O2RFr)

31 At this point, I think Ford has more to fear from the left than the right. She's expendable and is now worth more dead than alive to the left. I hope she realizes this.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 05:44 PM (gC2IV)

32 29 Just had two military jets (F-18's) I think scream over our casa which overlooks Puget Sound. North to South. Yikes. They were pushing the envelope.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 05:44 PM (r9UYA)

I'm hearing that too, right now

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:44 PM (bcbK8)

33 and there's probably this idea that women are so afraid of men that seeing a woman being asked questions by men will trigger the next blue wave of vaginas to sweep the DNC into power.

only...we saw trump be mean to hillary in the debates.

meh.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 05:44 PM (Ejm4y)

34 If a Democrat opens its mouth it is to lie. What's so hard to understand about that?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (nBr1j)

35 27
I still think there still is plenty of time for the experienced old hands of the GOP Establishment to sell us out!

Posted by: Hrothgar


It's what they do best.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (r9UYA)

36 How does Ford not know when or where, but claims she does know Kavs friends in attendance

My pet theory is that Kavs Kronies were identified in normal course in prior FBI background checks and that this was leaked to Ford.

Judge was singled out because claiming he was there gave false corroboration. The thinking was that he couldn't deny anything because he had written a memoir about being a blackout HS drunk

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (qMV6r)

37 Lighter.

Hair.

Ready, Steady, Go!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (EoRCO)

38 Trump said doody

Posted by: Mega at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (uEbPt)

39 The good and proper thing to do is to get Kav onto the court and use this whole shitshow to get rid of some some congress critters.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (0OmEj)

40 "Does it all just come down to whether Trump said it, or whether someone else said it?"

Bingo.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (oZ6kz)

41 Or is this an unconscionable attack on the credibility someone we're going to assume is a victim despite the lack of any evidence to establish she is a victim?

Well, as we just showed in that last clip: "No Doubts Among Republican Women About Ford's Credibility"

Posted by: This...is CNN at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (g0Lfb)

42 Just had two military jets (F-18's) I think scream over our casa which overlooks Puget Sound. North to South. Yikes. They were pushing the envelope.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 05:44 PM (r9UYA)

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For three days last year, I observed fully armed Apache helicopters circling low and slow around I-25 & Broadway in Denver. I still wonder what the hell that was about.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (AzW6q)

43 Still wish we could get something on this woman.... She needs to be taken down.

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (O2RFr)

44 This new information must be embargoed before it could possibly influence an election.

Posted by: Twitter at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (mk9aG)

45 If a Democrat opens its mouth it is to lie. What's so hard to understand about that?
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Not always.

Posted by: Shep Smith (D) at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (uEbPt)

46 "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!" said the Dems as they ripped it open and shone a spotlight on the old hag feebly pushing buttons.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (XKZwp)

47 We're really not going to be able to avoid a shooting war, are we?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (HiLJ1)

48 23 Ford is Erica Jong

Evidently... When it's convenient to use it... I bet someone could find that she flies all the time...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (O2RFr)

Should someone ask her about zipless F*cks?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (bcbK8)

49 What do you want me to do? Wear a wire and interview her? If she's crazy, we can always remove her professorship!

Posted by: Rod Rosenpenis, Ace Defective at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (Ndje9)

50 Without a broken glass coffee table her story lacks credibility.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (ZLlh9)

51 47 We're really not going to be able to avoid a shooting war, are we?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (HiLJ1)

Who knows?

Buy ammo.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (bcbK8)

52 So what is the latest in the vote, no vote, hearing, no hearing saga?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (a0IVu)
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We don't know, but we're having an 'ette get-together in Jane D'oh's closet which has a chandelier and a wine fridge and Tami's bringing artichokes and then we're going to go shopping in a Moron-driven stretch limo if someone has one and now you're all up to date on the last thread.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (C1PQi)

53
You meany stinky butt frog kissin poopy heads!

Posted by: 'Dr.' Ford at September 21, 2018 05:47 PM (UFLLM)

54 36 How does Ford not know when or where, but claims she does know Kavs friends in attendance


Judge wrote a book where he talked about his teenage escapades and mentioned those people... Seems like she took stuff from the book and inserted herself into the story.

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:47 PM (O2RFr)

55 19

Buh buh buh Muh Vaginuh!!!!!11!!


Posted by: 'Dr.' Ford at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (UFLLM)

Ooh muh little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, vagiana?
Ooh you make muh motor run, muh motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line vagina
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. Muh muh muh i yi woo.
M M M Muh vagina

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 05:47 PM (5jVnA)

56 We don't know, but we're having an 'ette
get-together in Jane D'oh's closet which has a chandelier and a wine
fridge and Tami's bringing artichokes and then we're going to go
shopping in a Moron-driven stretch limo if someone has one and now
you're all up to date on the last thread.





Posted by: bluebell


You forgot the part about arranging the 87 pillows and 12 little soaps.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:47 PM (T6t7i)

57 It's what they do best.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (r9UYA)

No matter how little I expect a GOP Establishment member to accomplish, they invariably deliver far less!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2018 05:48 PM (n9EOP)

58 I'm waiting for Maxipad Boot to tell me what to think.

Posted by: Octopussy at September 21, 2018 05:48 PM (5x5rh)

59 We don't know, but we're having an 'ette
get-together in Jane D'oh's closet which has a chandelier and a wine
fridge and Tami's bringing artichokes and then we're going to go
shopping in a Moron-driven stretch limo if someone has one and now
you're all up to date on the last thread.





Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (C1PQi)
Ohh...count me in.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 05:48 PM (a0IVu)

60 No jets flying out of Portland Air National Guard - probably just another dude stealing an Alaska Airlines plane.

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:48 PM (3aBcq)

61 We don't know, but we're having an 'ette get-together in Jane D'oh's closet which has a chandelier and a wine fridge and Tami's bringing artichokes and then we're going to go shopping in a Moron-driven stretch limo if someone has one and now you're all up to date on the last thread.

If I wear a wig, can I have some of the artichoke? I promise not to drink any of the wine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:48 PM (39g3+)

62 38 Trump said doody
Posted by: Mega at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (uEbPt)



That's what I voted for.

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 05:48 PM (NLLmE)

63 You forgot the part about arranging the 87 pillows and 12 little soaps.
Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:47 PM (T6t7i)
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Right. It's going to have to be someone else though because that stuff gets on my last nerve.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:48 PM (C1PQi)

64 60. RIP, Sky-King.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 05:49 PM (fA1SL)

65
BB, don't shank anybody in Jane's closet, think of the carpet!

Just roll the limo window up on their neck and bleed 'em slow onto the highway.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2018 05:49 PM (UFLLM)

66 she's not a victim, she's an accuser...well, actually she's a letter writer. Where's the letter?

Well, we're told she wrote a letter. Which totally exists. It's in with Obama's transcripts.

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 05:49 PM (C78No)

67 61
We don't know, but we're having an 'ette get-together in Jane D'oh's
closet which has a chandelier and a wine fridge and Tami's bringing
artichokes and then we're going to go shopping in a Moron-driven stretch
limo if someone has one and now you're all up to date on the last
thread.



If I wear a wig, can I have some of the artichoke? I promise not to drink any of the wine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



NOW it feels like Friday evening.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:49 PM (T6t7i)

68 If I wear a wig, can I have some of the artichoke? I promise not to drink any of the wine.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:48 PM (39g3+)
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Ladies, we just found our driver!!

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:49 PM (C1PQi)

69 Some people are just so damn clever that they can't stop themselves from telling everyone about it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:49 PM (yQpMk)

70 Sorry, but the official LETTER THAT IS TRUE AND NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO SEE written from the heart of the survivor says she wanted to remain anonymous.

So of course there could have been no strategy in July, Ace - she clearly didn't ask for this and the letter's lack of sufficient detail to permit the production of exculpatory evidence isn't a bit of lawyering itself but rather evidence of the EXTENT OF THIS SURVIVOR'S TRAUMA!

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 21, 2018 05:49 PM (Iy9CQ)

71 You forgot the part about arranging the 87 pillows and 12 little soaps.[/i

"Oh hush, you have your man cave in the closet under the stairs!!!"
--Woman setting up an antique sewing machine stand with empty crates leaning against the walls as an accent piece

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (39g3+)

72 Or is this an unconscionable attack on the credibility someone we're going to assume is a victim despite the lack of any evidence to establish she is a victim?

ANTI-VICTIMIST!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (oVJmc)

73
Yes, it was a hit job from the start. No, it will not work this time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (gC2IV)

Of course it was.

I still want to know wth Ford has to do with the PGA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (ptqGC)






Kav tried to drop his ball into the 19th Hole....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (eXA4G)

74 Shit, I've had to work the last few hours.... so where did we land on that slut Ford testifying and Kavanaugh stepping aside and all that shit?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (5AVMW)

75 61 We don't know, but we're having an 'ette get-together in Jane D'oh's closet which has a chandelier and a wine fridge and Tami's bringing artichokes and then we're going to go shopping in a Moron-driven stretch limo if someone has one and now you're all up to date on the last thread.

If I wear a wig, can I have some of the artichoke? I promise not to drink any of the wine.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:48 PM (39g3+)

Just don't start singing songs from West Side Story.

Or T-Rex.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (bcbK8)

76 This Ricki person was head of Bill Clinton's "war room," right? She also was Anita Hill's advisor when she testified against Thomas.


The Demand Justice team was created, with Soros funding, by a bunch of Clinton people. Of course they gamed this out. Trump was kind enough to provide a target list for them.


I am sure that bringing down Kavanaugh for a made up rape allegation gives them an extra thrill given that Kav was on Ken Starr's team.


*sigh*

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (W+vEI)

77 69 Some people are just so damn clever that they can't stop themselves from telling everyone about it.

Why do you think they disappeared all Ms. Fords social media?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (O2RFr)

78 I saw this story last nite(?) and I thought "Dems had a strategy to derail SC nominees? How is that even news?"

Of course they had a strategy. I sure hope our side has a strategy!

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (mk9aG)

79 Well, whadyaknow? I just remembered I own a stretch limo. Apropos of nothing whatsoever.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (gC2IV)

80 First year in college a guy groped at me and asked me to have sex with him (neither of us even knew the other's name). I was shocked, left the dormitory party (drinking was legal at age 18 in MI in 1975), and went to my room. A few minutes later, he had learned my identity and began beating at the door shouting obscenities. I immediately called campus police. Their HQ was in sight of my dorm room and they handled the matter. There is no shame in calling the police, and women did so less than 10 years earlier. As for Sen Collins' remark that assault is so underreported, how does she know if it's not reported? As I have said here many times before, women LIE about sex all the time. Whether it's for validation and sympathy or for more nefarious ends, they do. The nonsense that "the woman" must be believed is delusional

Posted by: CN at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (r97UP)

81 I'll bring crab dip!

Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (nRWPy)

82 Plans within plans.

Posted by: Waldo Khornbloom at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (oYD2h)

83 76 To be fair,that list was necessary to get at least some open minded conservatives on board.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (mCMQ5)

84 78 I saw this story last nite(?) and I thought "Dems had a strategy to derail SC nominees? How is that even news?"

Of course they had a strategy. I sure hope our side has a strategy!
Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (mk9aG)

Oh, that's adorable.
You have hope.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (bcbK8)

85 to the actual question of did a democrat float a trial balloon?

sure. it's in their nature. They also love going to tactics that they perceive to have worked. "sex = bad, men = bad" always seems to them to be a winner. So, why not.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (Ejm4y)

86 It's not 5:00 yet here in the Pacific Northwest. Can I start drinking yet? It's been a hell of a week....

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (2sCft)

87 I am a bit surprised the squish republicans haven`t folded yet...it IS who they are! This time they seem to enjoy stringing out the assasination of Kavanugh`s character while licking Ford`s ass.

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (yhf6w)

88
we're having an 'ette get-together in Jane D'oh's
closet which has a chandelier and a wine fridge and Tami's bringing
artichokes and then we're going to go shopping in a Moron-driven stretch
limo if someone has one and now you're all up to date on the last
thread.





Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (C1PQi)


I saw a show about an empty nest couple, and the wife totally turned one of the bedrooms into her yuge, luxurious closet. I want that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

89 86 It's not 5:00 yet here in the Pacific Northwest. Can I start drinking yet? It's been a hell of a week....
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (2sCft)

Go. Drink. I'll cover your calls.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (bcbK8)

90

This is why she deleted her entire internet presence!

"Dr" Ford just HAD to be posting all kinds of shit she'd like to do to President Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (Iw9oN)

91 86 It's not 5:00 yet here in the Pacific Northwest. Can I start drinking yet? It's been a hell of a week....

You have my permission

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (O2RFr)

92 WGTOW?

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (UWiFB)

93 >>
60
No jets flying out of Portland Air National Guard - probably just another dude stealing an Alaska Airlines plane.

Posted by: Hillary4Prison

I suspect they originated out of NAS Whidbey Island. They never take this route though and never at such high speed.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (r9UYA)

94 Good news, everyone. Tesla was able to achieve well over half of their 6000 units of Model 3 goal last week.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (PRfdc)

95 Well, whadyaknow? I just remembered I own a stretch limo. Apropos of nothing whatsoever.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (gC2IV)
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Woo hoo! I knew you'd come through, Duke. We're going to promote you to Prince for that.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (C1PQi)

96 78 Nah,when there is a Democrat president the GOP rubber stamps their nominees hoping for reciprocity they will never get....

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (mCMQ5)

97 Stormy Daniels now claims she was "terrified" by Ben Rothlesberger's clumsy demands for a kiss.....after Trump introduced them.

Over at WZ

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (//voU)

98 Deadline extended to 10pm
The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (UfdE7)

99 Judge wrote a book where he talked about his teenage escapades and mentioned those people... Seems like she took stuff from the book and inserted herself into the story.
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:47 PM (O2RFr)


That makes her "empowered" classmate even more cuckoo bonkers. How do you get to the point where your life would be better overall if you lie about your part in someone else's complete fabrication based on another person's high school memoirs?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (y87Qq)

100 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (39g3+)

I am one of those women who hates interior decorating-in fact I go to the opposite extreme. I've got stuff in my home that's from decades o.k. and room where thing haven't been painted in 15 years, So, if you come to my house you won't get 25 pillows. You may not even get soap if I forget to put out new ones. I also hate clothes shopping.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (AllCR)

101 I always found the purpose of the ACS - American Constitution Society - kind of funny. It was started as a leftist legal society to oppose the Federalist Society. Except every other legal society on law school campuses is already leftist, along with 98% of the faculty, sit's not like lefties dind't already have their choice of organizations. So ACS is for the extra leftwing, I guess.

Posted by: brak at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (PBASO)

102 this person needs to be questioned ... do they have people prepared to lie about various candidates for SCOTUS?

she says she's been involved in -- basically destroying -- candidates they don't like. While pushing their position is one thing, fabricating lies about rape or abuse or racism ... those would be felonies, I'd think. Plotting to mislead congress or some such.

It's only our Republic that is on the line. Bring them in for questioning ... after doing a more casual interview, Project Veritas style.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (Cus5s)

103 Trump was kind enough to provide a target list for them.

------

I don't think that matters. As we've observed, Republican campaigns and administrations have more than a few people willing to give their Democrat friendsh any information they may require.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (AzW6q)

104 jets flying out of Portland Air National Guard - probably just another dude stealing an Alaska Airlines plane.
Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:48

Nothing in the Willamette valley either

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (Lq3uq)

105 RIP, Sky-King.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 05:49 PM (fA1SL)

Was he in the wrong?

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (UWiFB)

106 I saw a show about an empty nest couple, and the wife totally turned one of the bedrooms into her yuge, luxurious closet. I want that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

I turned a room into my library.

Totally worth not having kids.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (bcbK8)

107 This was aimed directly at the Weak Sisters. I hope they understand the attempt to make them rubes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (yQpMk)

108 Posted by: CN at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (r97UP)

Delusion, when properly presented, can appear as reality to far too many observers!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (n9EOP)

109 WE MUST BELIEVE HER

HUMANS ARE NOT ILLEGAL

FETUS ARE NOT HUMAN

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (HgMAr)

110 I'll bring crab dip!


Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (nRWPy)


Oooh! I have white wine and Tito's in my imaginary giant dream closet with the crystal chandelier. They'll go great with the dip.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

111 Some people are just so damn clever that they can't stop themselves from telling everyone about it.

Why do you think they disappeared all Ms. Fords social media?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (O2RFr)

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And in doing so failing to realize how much less credible this makes her look. I mean, why else would someone have their tracks professionally scrubbed absolutely clean?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 05:54 PM (I16G8)

112 Just don't start singing songs from West Side Story.

Or T-Rex.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (bcbK

++++
I like West Side Story. And I like T-Rex. Is that wrong??

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 05:54 PM (2sCft)

113 I'll bring crab dip!
Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (nRWPy)
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Yum. You can sit next to me. I'll bring those rosemary olive oil crackers.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:54 PM (C1PQi)

114 Trump is literally Hitler. Thought I'd get that out of the way.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 05:54 PM (3SzRC)

115 Ford's lawyer caught on camera saying "We are going to resist." Over at the Daily Caller.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 21, 2018 05:54 PM (db5dt)

116 I am one of those women who hates interior decorating-in fact I go to
the opposite extreme. I've got stuff in my home that's from decades o.k.
and room where thing haven't been painted in 15 years, So, if you come
to my house you won't get 25 pillows. You may not even get soap if I
forget to put out new ones. I also hate clothes shopping.


Where do you stand on flannel and lumberjack boots?

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:54 PM (T6t7i)

117 Oh for F-18 spotters, keep in mind that there is NAS Whidbey up in the sound. Could just be some new pilots showing their ass.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:54 PM (bcbK8)

118 I've got stuff in my home that's from decades o.k. and room where thing haven't been painted in 15 years, So, if you come to my house you won't get 25 pillows. You may not even get soap if I forget to put out new ones. I also hate clothes shopping.

"you can only use this towel, those are for guests and this one is mine!"
--woman adding more pillows to the bed that have to be removed whenever its used

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:55 PM (39g3+)

119 Long commute and at lunch all I am hearing from every Democrat politician is about the Left's war on men, white ones to be exact. Every woman is a #MeToo member, ever white male is a sexual predator

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 05:55 PM (T4oHT)

120 This is good news. Now, Collins and Murkowski have completely lost their fig leaves.

Well, can they hurry up and put them back on? Quick, before someone snaps a photo and posts it here. I'm trying to eat lunch.

Rikki don't paste that number...

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2018 05:55 PM (Z4rgH)

121 Rikki don't lose that number...

Posted by: Ballsey Fjord at September 21, 2018 05:55 PM (Tyii7)

122 Judge wrote a book where he talked about his teenage escapades and mentioned those people... Seems like she took stuff from the book and inserted herself into the story.


Ooh. Like that book about the Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court? Now I get it!!!

Posted by: Stormy Daniels biggest fan at September 21, 2018 05:55 PM (3CFdj)

123 112 Just don't start singing songs from West Side Story.

Or T-Rex.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (bcbK

++++
I like West Side Story. And I like T-Rex. Is that wrong??
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 05:54 PM (2sCft)

Are you wearing a woman's wig?

If not, carry on.

I just don't want Chris Taylor going down a path towards gender fluidity.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:55 PM (bcbK8)

124 109 WE MUST BELIEVE HER

HUMANS ARE NOT ILLEGAL

FETUS ARE NOT HUMAN
Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (HgMAr)

ALL FETUS START OUT AS FEMALE

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 05:55 PM (UWiFB)

125 105. Nope. He wasn't wrong.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (fA1SL)

126 >>I don't think that matters. As we've observed, Republican campaigns and administrations have more than a few people willing to give their Democrat friendsh any information they may require.


Agreed.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (W+vEI)

127 Instead of a she-shed, I often daydream about a dream house if I win the powerball.
My current version has lots of fenced in land, over the top pet kennels and grooming area, and yuge laundry room.
To go with a yuger kitchen.
A big hobby studio, probably in its own building, and a library.

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (QTqWy)

128 I like West Side Story. And I like T-Rex. Is that wrong??

No, but if you have all the songs from Carousel memorized and can sing them by heart there might be some concerns

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (39g3+)

129 I like West Side Story. And I like T-Rex. Is that wrong??

We aren't judgemental here. You big Nancy.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (T6t7i)

130 Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (C1PQi)

I saw a show about an empty nest couple, and the wife totally turned one of the bedrooms into her yuge, luxurious closet. I want that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

Bet you'd still need more room for the shoes!

Posted by: Athletics Supporter at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (50/Bh)

131 I saw a show about an empty nest couple, and the wife totally turned one of the bedrooms into her yuge, luxurious closet. I want that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (ptqGC)
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I could never do that. I want all my kids to come visit, and they already have to share rooms. But I'd happily take over one of their closets. Even the ones that have moved out still have stuff in their closets. Grrrr.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (C1PQi)

132 Judge wrote a book where he talked about his teenage escapades and
mentioned those people... Seems like she took stuff from the book and
inserted herself into the story.



And I bet DOCTOR Ford's therapist didn't encourage her thought process at all.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (ptqGC)

133 Good news, everyone. Tesla was able to achieve well over half of their 6000 units of Model 3 goal last week.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (PRfdc)

+++
Excellent. Now if they can just keep them from spontaneously bursting into flames.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (2sCft)

134 Oh, I forgot the gun room and gun range.

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (QTqWy)

135 Sigh. I'm a day late and a lie short.

Posted by: Ballsey Fjord at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (Tyii7)

136 118
I've got stuff in my home that's from decades o.k. and room where thing haven't been painted in 15 years,


So Vintage then?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 05:57 PM (3SzRC)

137 Oh, that's adorable.
You have hope.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (bcbK

Hope, you had hope? Luxury, all I ever had was bleak despair!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2018 05:57 PM (n9EOP)

138 >>117
Oh for F-18 spotters, keep in mind that there is NAS Whidbey up in the sound. Could just be some new pilots showing their ass.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society

Maybe they'll sky write a big dick over the politburo in Olympia?

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 05:57 PM (r9UYA)

139 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:55 PM (39g3+)

Nope; I'm always amazed when I got to people's houses and they have matching towels and little designer soaps. Maybe this is a genetic thing-I didn't get it. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:57 PM (AllCR)

140

Stormy Daniels now claims she was "terrified" by Ben Rothlesberger's clumsy demands for a kiss.....after Trump introduced them.

She just remembered!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2018 05:57 PM (Iw9oN)

141 All state again that I'm very entertained with the pounding Brie Larson and Marvel are taking over their direction and production of Croatian Marvel.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 05:57 PM (UWiFB)

142 >120
lol

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 05:57 PM (HgMAr)

143
Stormy Daniels now claims she was "terrified" by Ben Rothlesberger's clumsy demands for a kiss.....after Trump introduced them.

Over at WZ
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (//voU)







IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW I WISH I WERE IN TRUMP'S SHOES.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (eXA4G)

144 129. We aren't judgemental here. You big Nancy.
Posted by: pep
**
Exactly. We don't care how faggy you are.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (fA1SL)

145 Why does she have a therapist anyway? I thought she was a psychologist? Can't she figure out what the hell is wrong with her own self?

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (3aBcq)

146 I could never do that. I want all my kids to come
visit, and they already have to share rooms. But I'd happily take over
one of their closets. Even the ones that have moved out still have
stuff in their closets. Grrrr.





Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (C1PQi)


Same here. I've only got one kid, but I'm hoping to have a DiL and a few grand kids someday, and I'll have two guest rooms and baths waiting for them whenever they want.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

147 Yes, the Martha Stewart gene.

I don't have it

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (qMV6r)

148 Ford probably deleted a lot of social media so that we would not see her flying all over Europe and Asia, in addition to her pussyheads career.

Posted by: CN at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (r97UP)

149 Maryland has not statute of limitations for Criminal assault.


But does for Civil suites... so unless she could convince a DA and a Grand Jury... not happening.

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (NgKpN)

150 133
Good news, everyone. Tesla was able to achieve well over half of their 6000 units of Model 3 goal last week.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (PRfdc)

Just think how many they could have made if they layed off the pot...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (8iiMU)

151 I just don't want Chris Taylor going down a path towards gender fluidity.

I'm way too hairy for that, nobody would believe it


OH and for your laughter and pleasure, from The Hill:

NEW POLL: Clinton would beat Trump in landslide in 2016 re-run

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (39g3+)

152 Nope; I'm always amazed when I got to people's houses and they have matching towels and little designer soaps. Maybe this is a genetic thing-I didn't get it.

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Not genetic. My mom has themed towels for holidays that she puts in the guest bathroom.

I, on the other hand, wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (AzW6q)

153 Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (3aBcq)

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (AllCR)

154 I was in one of the DC prep school of that era, but on the Virginia side. We (the girls) all talked about out make out sessions with boys from one of the local boys' school. Apparently, they all were aggressive and while kissing would grab your hand and hold it on their erection even when you tried to pull away.
So we thought that was funny as hell and even made up a little song. We called it the "trait" and it's all over our year book. Someone would go out with another one of them and we'd immediately pounce when the date was over and we met at Mr Donut (because we never ate anything but salads in front of boys so we were always hungry) to find out if he had "the trait." Then we'd sing the little song and laugh our asses off because they must have shared make-out techniques (oblivious to the fact we were sharing). Not one of us was "traumatized." I can remember the boys, where, the year, and even what I had on, including which shoes and who had the 'trait.'

Again, this crap of looking at the past through today's lens is ridiculous. We drank, we smoked, we made-out. Most of us didn't have intercourse yet.


Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (nRWPy)

155 137 Oh, that's adorable.
You have hope.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (bcbK

Hope, you had hope? Luxury, all I ever had was bleak despair!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2018 05:57 PM (n9EOP)

Well of course, we had it tough. We'd spend hours every day supping on ennui and boredom. We'd have loved some bleak despair.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (bcbK8)

156 >>So Vintage then?


"Shabby chic!"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 05:59 PM (W+vEI)

157 I saw a show about an empty nest couple, and the wife totally turned one
of the bedrooms into her yuge, luxurious closet. I want that.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (ptqGC)



Heidi just found out about Amazon Wardrobe. Ugh.

*gets out tools*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 05:59 PM (3SzRC)

158
Late to thread by ten minutes and 'zipless fvcks' is already used.

Even though male, have daughter. So that concept is not something I would support. Nor should any 'feminist'.

I didn't talk sex stuff with son except one piece of advice -- don't stick your pr*ck in a girl you're not prepared to marry. Notches on a bedpost mean nothing.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 05:59 PM (LOgQ4)

159 Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (NgKpN)


OH, sorry... forgot to change my nic...

Posted by: Don Q, Deplorable Neanderthal at September 21, 2018 05:59 PM (NgKpN)

160 Oh, I forgot the gun room and gun range.




JESSSSSSS!

*pumps fist*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:59 PM (yQpMk)

161 American Constitution Society? Yeah, they're all about upholding the vaunted US Constitution. Uh-huh. Sure. What a knee-slapper that name is.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 05:59 PM (mQ0Mc)

162 Oh, I forgot the gun room and gun range.
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (QTqWy)
+++
Nooow Yer' Talkin'!!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 05:59 PM (2sCft)

163 Did Grassley's alleged "by end of day" new dead line get crossed? I'd guess this is the end of day ... 6PM ET ... can we drink to Justice Kavanaugh yet?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2018 06:00 PM (Cus5s)

164 I, on the other hand, wash myself with a rag on a stick.Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (AzW6q)

But you're a guy. if you were too into interior decorating someone would accuse you of being gay.. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:00 PM (AllCR)

165 156
>>So Vintage then?





"Shabby chic!"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 05:59 PM (W+vEI)

LMAO!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:00 PM (3SzRC)

166 Again, anyone here know about this PGA stuff? Did Ford "do" a tour or something?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

167 Those little designer soaps are always crudded with dust.


Who thinks that's a good look?

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 06:00 PM (NLLmE)

168 Nope; I'm always amazed when I got to people's houses and they have matching towels and little designer soaps. Maybe this is a genetic thing-I didn't get it. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:57 PM (AllCR)


I usually just bring my own toiletries when I visit. Most people don't have Dr. Bronner's peppermint and extra-strength Gold Bond by the case in their guest bathrooms.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 06:00 PM (y87Qq)

169 147. Yes, the Martha Stewart gene.

I don't have it
Posted by: Ignoramus
*
It's a good thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (fA1SL)

170 Bet Ford has been on more planes than I have

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (T4oHT)

171 Excellent. Now if they can just keep them from spontaneously bursting into flames.

Posted by: SteveOReno

-

You can have it cheap, you can have it good...

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (PRfdc)

172 163

They have extended the deadline to 10. And they are super serious this time and stuff.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (UfdE7)

173 154. Yep. And apparently little Miss Blasey's yearbook would validate that her school was the same.

Posted by: CN at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (r97UP)

174 I saw a show about an empty nest couple, and the wife totally turned one

of the bedrooms into her yuge, luxurious closet. I want that.

--

I think Marianne Rogers did that when she was married to Kenny. I believe that puppy was 2000+ square feet. Of closet.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (mQ0Mc)

175 168
* fistbump *

Call-backs are great.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (fA1SL)

176 Yudhishthira's Dice

Whoopd. I presumed your gender. Sorry Maybe you're not a guy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (AllCR)

177 Maybe they'll sky write a big dick over the politburo in Olympia?



SURRENDER CHRISSY

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (yQpMk)

178 For three days last year, I observed fully armed Apache helicopters circling low and slow around I-25 & Broadway in Denver. I still wonder what the hell that was about.

Naked men laying out in the park...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (KCxuz)

179 This is all obviously planned, right from their standard playbook.

By the same people were orchestrating the Trump and Roy Moore hits.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (oVJmc)

180 If I had the money my house would look like an English manor with lots of wood and a huge library with zillions of books and an overstuffed chair by a fire. And a glassed in section with my herb garden, and a downstairs movie theater.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (39g3+)

181 I'm always amazed when I got to people's houses and they have matching towels and little designer soaps. Maybe this is a genetic thing-I didn't get it.
Really? I have that, in fact I have towels hidden so my dirty male children/husband don't destroy/stain them so that I DO have guest towels that don't look like they've been used to wash the car and mop up dog piss.

Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (nRWPy)

182 It's a real thing, Cannibal Bob. Use it!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (W+vEI)

183
PDT's daddy bought Hitler's body and had the DNA extracted by Watson and Crick in 1945 and spliced into his sperm and in vitro'd PDT's mommy in order to ensure his son was literally Hitler.

Amusingly, there were quite a few extra fertilized eggs left over and one of the janitors unknowingly flushed them into the sewer where they impregnated the alligators and that is why we have Hiltergators under New York, particularly in the bunker under the UN...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (UFLLM)

184 Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (nRWPy)

We all have the trait.
Well, I can't speak for the soibois...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (8iiMU)

185 Clinton would beat Trump in landslide in 2016 re-run

Yeah, with the Mainland China electoral college votes tossed in.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (Tyii7)

186 I think Marianne Rogers did that when she was married to Kenny. I believe that puppy was 2000+ square feet. Of closet.


Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (mQ0Mc)


Years ago, Celine Dion bragged to Oprah that she had a 5,000 sf closet in one of her homes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (ptqGC)

187 I've been away from the PC all day. How did that 10am deadline go?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (rnXGe)

188 Bet Ford has been on more planes than I have


Certainly more trains.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (yQpMk)

189 something?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

I don't know about the PGA, but at my gym they have a tv dedicated to the golf channel. And let me be the first to say, those women are in a fitness competition with each other. And I welcome the transition to playing 18 holes in tiny tight yoga shorts.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (UWiFB)

190 I was in one of the DC prep school of that era, but on the Virginia side. We (the girls) all talked about out make out sessions with boys from one of the local boys' school. Apparently, they all were aggressive and while kissing would grab your hand and hold it on their erection even when you tried to pull away.

----


man, did I do high school wrong.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 06:03 PM (Ejm4y)

191

Oh nice catch!

Collins and Murkowski should be p*ssed. They were targeted for puppetry.

Wow.

Filthy rotten democrats. Their motto? Do Evil. Whenever. Wherever. No matter what.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 06:03 PM (2I4LM)

192 Well of course, we had it tough. We'd spend hours every day supping on ennui and boredom. We'd have loved some bleak despair.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (bcbK

Oh what I would have given for just a smidgen of ennui to brighten my day!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2018 06:03 PM (n9EOP)

193 One of the reasons I knew the Duchess was right for me was when she told me if I ever tried to take her to a mall she would shoot me in the face. True love!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 06:03 PM (gC2IV)

194 Maybe FNORD can't fly because of an ear infection.

Doubt it. But it could be that.

But it isn't.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2018 06:03 PM (xPJvm)

195 #IBelieveDr.ChristineBaselessFraud!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 21, 2018 06:03 PM (eGFil)

196 I wonder if Lava Soap makes little designer soaps for guest baths and showers?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2018 06:03 PM (QLvwG)

197 10pm, if you don't respond by then, we'll make it 10am Monday for sure.



Or maybe later if you need it.

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 06:03 PM (T4oHT)

198 Ford is a MacGuffin and should be treated as such...

Posted by: Garbone at September 21, 2018 06:04 PM (9dH/8)

199 140

Stormy Daniels now claims she was "terrified" by Ben Rothlesberger's clumsy demands for a kiss.....after Trump introduced them.

She just remembered!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter



Sure kid, sure.

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 21, 2018 06:04 PM (gFUz8)

200 163 Did Grassley's alleged "by end of day" new dead line get crossed? I'd guess this is the end of day ... 6PM ET ... can we drink to Justice Kavanaugh yet?

Pisses me off that they are still trying to make a "deal" with this beyotch

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 06:04 PM (O2RFr)

201 Christopher, you forgot the servants quarters pre-installed with devoted butler, talented chef, and cute chambermaid.

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 06:04 PM (QTqWy)

202
Twitch has a fun post about #OtherFordHearingDemands

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 21, 2018 06:04 PM (r+sAi)

203 Judge wrote a book where he talked about his teenage escapades and mentioned those people... Seems like she took stuff from the book and inserted herself into the story.

You noticed that too? I'm pretty sure the 'inadvertently killed' is from his body of work also.

I can't hate these people worse then I do right now.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 06:04 PM (LOgQ4)

204 I'm glad Trump called her out. The "trauma" of such a piffling incident, especially when it's imaginary, is psychotic, borderline shit.

Posted by: CN at September 21, 2018 06:04 PM (r97UP)

205 >>hat don't look like they've been used to wash the car and mop up dog piss.

Under Wife keeps a cache of 'nice things' too. I'm forbidden to take any implements from the kitchen as well...like funnels.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 06:04 PM (r9UYA)

206 Rich Zeoli 1210am thinks is all a trap and a no win situation for the Republicans

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 06:04 PM (T4oHT)

207 I'm beginning to wonder if this woman exactly exists. Maybe she died some time ago and they're carrying on an elaborate charade

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:05 PM (AllCR)

208
For three days last year, I observed fully armed Apache helicopters circling low and slow around I-25 & Broadway in Denver. I still wonder what the hell that was about.

Naked men laying out in the park...
Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (KCxuz)







I didn't realize that the Air Force had Apaches.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2018 06:05 PM (eXA4G)

209 Victim?

Has it even been established EXCATLY what Kavenaugh was supposed to have done?

I'm not talking about the garbage that Washington Post reported...

I'm talking about a sworn, complete, unredacted affidavit of what the fuck supposedly happened?


Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 06:05 PM (kT3/m)

210 This is good news. Now, Collins and Murkowski
have completely lost their fig leaves. They can't vote against Kavanaugh
without looking exactly like the chumps this woman describes.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:39 PM



Objection. Assumes that matters to them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2018 05:41 PM (ctuyM)

Collins already indicated she was supporting Kavanaugh and I presume Murkie will go where Collins follows.
The lost Collins with the death threats to her staff and the three foot tall penis the mailed to her.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:05 PM (FTXAT)

211 Meant "actually" not "exactly"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:05 PM (AllCR)

212 Ford is a MacGuffin and should be treated as such...

Who cares what her maiden name is?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 06:05 PM (oVJmc)

213 Ford is a MacGuffin and should be treated as such...
Posted by: Garbone at September 21, 2018 06:04 PM (9dH/

The 2019 Ford MacGuffin is terribly behind schedule, way over budget and apparently designed by a fellow named Homer Simpson.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (xPJvm)

214 207 I'm beginning to wonder if this woman exactly exists. Maybe she died some time ago and they're carrying on an elaborate charade
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:05 PM (AllCR)


So, its Hillary? /smirk

Posted by: Don Q, Deplorable Neanderthal at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (NgKpN)

215 Everything Dems do is "an elaborate charade".

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (3aBcq)

216 193
One of the reasons I knew the Duchess was right for me was when she told
me if I ever tried to take her to a mall she would shoot me in the
face. True love!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 06:03 PM (gC2IV)

Hey Duke! First date with Heidi. "I hate shopping." She said she'd shoot me too, but for other stuff.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (3SzRC)

217 We don't know, but we're having an 'ette get-together in Jane D'oh's closet which has a chandelier and a wine fridge and Tami's bringing artichokes and then we're going to go shopping in a Moron-driven stretch limo if someone has one and now you're all up to date on the last thread.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (C1PQi)

I love drunk shopping!

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (cF8AT)

218 so that I DO have guest towels that don't look like they've been used to wash the car and mop up dog piss.
Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (nRWPy)

I make it a point to never have guests over

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (QTqWy)

219 I'm beginning to wonder if this woman exactly exists. Maybe she died some time ago and they're carrying on an elaborate charade



We demand Proof of Life. Maybe a photo of here with the NYTimes' headline "Kavanaugh Confirmed".

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (yQpMk)

220 All you need to understand our political theater is that the progressive marching order is very simple:

"By ANY means necessary!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (n9EOP)

221 218 so that I DO have guest towels that don't look like they've been used to wash the car and mop up dog piss.
Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (nRWPy)

LOL Sounds like my house

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (O2RFr)

222 Years ago, Celine Dion bragged to Oprah that she had a 5,000 sf closet in one of her homes.

--

5000??? Wowsa. *blinks incredulously*

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (mQ0Mc)

223 osted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (QTqWy)

LOL. I understand that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (AllCR)

224 207 I'm beginning to wonder if this woman exactly exists. Maybe she died some time ago and they're carrying on an elaborate charade
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:05 PM (AllCR)

----------

I'm wondering the same thing. Next up, news of her untimely death.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (gC2IV)

225 Wife always has gotten Dr Bronners magical soaps

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (T4oHT)

226 why she's now afraid to fly

You are wondering where she got her

Fear of Flying??

She's got a fear of having to detail some of the zipless fvcks she remembers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (VE0m1)

227 A Canadian frog would never say square feet.....

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (mCMQ5)

228 187

It was moved to 5pm then 10pm and will be moved up 5 hours from now until after the mid terms.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (UfdE7)

229 225. All are One!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (fA1SL)

230 Will you other ettes tell me if what I pick makes me look fat? Remember to wear your spanx!

Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 06:08 PM (nRWPy)

231 I'm beginning to wonder if this woman exactly exists. Maybe she died some time ago and they're carrying on an elaborate charade
------------

she's uhhh my girlfriend, she's in Canada, you wouldn't know her.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 06:08 PM (Ejm4y)

232 The towels don't actually look like they have been used to mop dog piss up. They just don't match and they somehow magically replicate when not watched.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:08 PM (AllCR)

233 As long as the guest bathroom has a 300 PSI bidet, I'm good to go.

Posted by: Shemp! at September 21, 2018 06:08 PM (Tyii7)

234 Who cares what her maiden name is?


The Baltimore McGuffins are not to be trifled with. Rich and Vindictive.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:08 PM (yQpMk)

235 I love drunk shopping!

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (cF8AT)

Ok, Tami you killed me with that one. LMAO.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:08 PM (3SzRC)

236
Someone had both a rag and a stick?

One percenters. No one should have that many choices in personal hygiene.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders - Avowed Socialist at September 21, 2018 06:08 PM (LOgQ4)

237 226 why she's now afraid to fly

You are wondering where she got her

Fear of Flying??

She's got a fear of having to detail some of the zipless fvcks she remembers.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (VE0m1)


So we should call her, the Flying NONE?

Posted by: Don Q, Deplorable Neanderthal at September 21, 2018 06:09 PM (NgKpN)

238 Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (UfdE7)

Couldn't;t you go out for a nice Friday dinner, have some wine, talk with your partner about Repeatedly Reprehensible, Rotten Republicans,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:09 PM (AllCR)

239 5000??? Wowsa. *blinks incredulously*


That's not a closet, that's a warehouse.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:09 PM (yQpMk)

240 Rag and stick?

We just had a rock.

Sometimes just sand.
*sob*

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 06:09 PM (QTqWy)

241 228. It was moved to 5pm then 10pm and will be moved up 5 hours from now until after the mid terms.
Posted by: #neverskankles
**
Still wanking to the prospect of an outcome you CLEARLY don't want, I see.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (fA1SL)

242 Plz write in a coherent fashion Ace.

Your stream of consciousness schtick sucks donkey balls.

Posted by: Mister Herbert at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (0HXB0)

243 She will never testify. If she did, she'd be destroyed.

"She can't fly" is the lamest thing ever.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (qMV6r)

244 231 I'm beginning to wonder if this woman exactly exists. Maybe she died some time ago and they're carrying on an elaborate charade
------------

she's uhhh my girlfriend, she's in Canada, you wouldn't know her.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 06:08 PM (Ejm4y)


composite?

Posted by: B. Obama... at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (NgKpN)

245 Meanwhile all the rons and ettes are fantasizing about a Matrix-style gun rack room

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (39g3+)

246 I love drunk shopping!

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (cF8AT)


It's the best!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (ptqGC)

247 Whoopd. I presumed your gender. Sorry Maybe you're not a guy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (AllCR)

----

Nope. I'm a dude. I just got none of mom's fastidiousness

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (XQniG)

248
I'm talking about a sworn, complete, unredacted affidavit of what the fuck supposedly happened?


Posted by: Kreplach
-------------

You're acting as though this about facts.

Typical, and predictable patriarchal behavior.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (EY4jv)

249
Did Grassley's alleged "by end of day" new dead line get crossed?

They drew a new line.

https://youtu.be/zkzWyOaS8kU

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (IqV8l)

250 242. Please to go at baseball ground.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (fA1SL)

251 see susan collins stepped on her dick again. got the class of a homeless monkey.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 06:11 PM (KP5rU)

252 So Collins is appalled at Trumps remarks today? No vote?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 06:11 PM (O2RFr)

253 Ford lives in Cali but went to school in Maryland. So how did she get tp California in the first place? Via oxcart? And she's never flown anyplace since the Horrible Traumatic Earthshattering incident that ruined her life forever?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at September 21, 2018 06:11 PM (d6Ksn)

254 5000??? Wowsa. *blinks incredulously*

That's not a closet, that's a warehouse.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:09 PM (yQpMk)

---------

That closet alone is 500 sf bigger than the largest house I ever owned.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 06:11 PM (I16G8)

255 Posted by: Mister Herbert at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (0HXB0)

Well-known afficianodo on equine fellatio.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2018 06:11 PM (xPJvm)

256 The sidebar about Brie Larson did make me laugh.I don't know how that chick became a "star",she is a pinched face scoldy looking poor actress.Single handedly ruins Kong Skull Island.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 06:11 PM (mCMQ5)

257 So Collins is appalled at Trumps remarks today? No vote?



They found their rube.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:11 PM (yQpMk)

258 can I come to the girl party? I'll bring vodka!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2018 06:11 PM (d7Ww2)

259 I just adore DOCTOR Boner's soaps!

Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 21, 2018 06:11 PM (Tyii7)

260 253 Ford lives in Cali but went to school in Maryland. So how did she get tp California in the first place? Via oxcart? And she's never flown anyplace since the Horrible Traumatic Earthshattering incident that ruined her life forever?

I get the feeling that this is gonna drag on and on....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 06:12 PM (O2RFr)

261 Those mean old white men want to force me to fly on an airplane. They're doo-doo birds.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2018 06:12 PM (EY4jv)

262 Susan Collins. I have only three words:

Bless her heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:12 PM (ptqGC)

263 Ed Whelan on twitter eating crow as many morons predicted:

https://tinyurl.com/yc4mkd7t

Posted by: keena at September 21, 2018 06:12 PM (RiTnx)

264 #neverskankles is SOOOOO BOOORRRINGG!!!!!!!!

Sorry, man, but just what is the fucking point of any of your comments???


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 21, 2018 06:12 PM (5AVMW)

265 "She can't fly" is the lamest thing ever.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (qMV6r)


Not really. Shrillary's excuse for not being able to attend the Benghazi hearings was even worse - "She flew".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 21, 2018 06:12 PM (VE0m1)

266 Christopher, you forgot the servants quarters pre-installed with devoted butler, talented chef, and cute chambermaid./i]

Well a groundskeeper too, and more than just the one chambermaid

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 06:12 PM (39g3+)

267 I don't buy into this "I was too traumatized to tell anyone" bs. If you didn't tell, then tough.

Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 06:12 PM (nRWPy)

268 253
Ford lives in Cali but went to school in Maryland. So how did she get
tp California in the first place?


Posted by: DonnaV. at September 21, 2018 06:11 PM (d6Ksn)

Couch surfing.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 06:12 PM (5jVnA)

269
I love drunk shopping!
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (cF8AT)

Where do you shop for drunks?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 21, 2018 06:12 PM (TAmPV)

270 Aaaaand my water heater just went out.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (HiLJ1)

271 225 Wife always has gotten Dr Bronners magical soaps
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (T4oHT)

Bottle gives you something to read while you're in the tub.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (d6Ksn)

272 when are these idiots going to quit drawing lines in the sand? everybody knows they're bullshit. kind of like the old english bobby joke, stop! or, i'll yell stop again.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (KP5rU)

273 264. Horde-fund a length if sturdy rope for him? I'm guessing he's got a chair and ceiling joist.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (fA1SL)

274 Emargancy! Everyone to get from street!

Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (gmo/4)

275 262 Susan Collins. I have only three words:

Bless her heart.


I probably would be banned if I said what I thought... She could have just said "no comment." But they all have to bend over and take it for this lying Beyotch... I give up...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (O2RFr)

276 Bottle gives you something to read while you're in the tub.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (d6Ksn)


Cereal boxes aren't good enough for you??!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (VE0m1)

277 Chris - Close call.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2018 06:14 PM (EY4jv)

278 Aaaaand my water heater just went out.

Check the pilot light

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 06:14 PM (O2RFr)

279 I love drunk shopping!


My favorite part is picking out which drunks you want to take hone with you!

Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 21, 2018 06:14 PM (Tyii7)

280 Sorry, man, but just what is the fucking point of any of your comments???


Why do dogs roll on dead cat carcasses? Some things are just a mystery.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:14 PM (yQpMk)

281 10pm deadline. Will Grassley even be awake that late? LoL

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 06:14 PM (UfdE7)

282 Aaaaand my water heater just went out.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (HiLJ1)


Boil water!

Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (y87Qq)

283 270
Aaaaand my water heater just went out.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (HiLJ1)

Sucks. i kept ours till it rusted through and flooded the garage. Glad I wasn't away for a few days.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (3SzRC)

284 273
264. Horde-fund a length if sturdy rope for him? I'm guessing he's got a chair and ceiling joist.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (fA1SL)




Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (5AVMW)

285

Herbert!
Herbert!
Herbert!

Posted by: Space Hippie at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (IqV8l)

286 I like West Side Story. And I like T-Rex. Is that wrong??

When you bang a gong
You bang it all the way
From your first mambo sun
To your last fish filet

Posted by: T.Rex Side Story at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (9X624)

287 My favorite ingredient from a shampoo bottle is methylethylisothiazolinone.

I was out of crosswords.

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (NLLmE)

288 275 262 Susan Collins. I have only three words:

Bless her heart.


I probably would be banned if I said what I thought... She could have just said "no comment." But they all have to bend over and take it for this lying Beyotch... I give up...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (O2RFr)


Yeah, if I followed my Mom's rule, that if you can't say something nice, don't say anything...


I'd never be able to talk or comment again

Posted by: Don Quixote, Neanderthal of La Mancha at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (NgKpN)

289 Bottle gives you something to read while you're in the tub.

--

If you're...ahem, over 29, take reading glasses though. At least 1.50 power.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (mQ0Mc)

290 Aaaaand my water heater just went out.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (HiLJ1)


Ugh. By "went out" do you mean just quit working, or began leaking hot water everywhere?

We have two old ones in the attic that I KNOW need replacing, but my husband is "Oh, they're fine." Until they're not.


All I need right now is just one leaking above the master bedroom and bath, or the other one over the kitchen/laundry room.

Imonna schedule someone to come inspect them both.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (ptqGC)

291 She was once pulled into an airplane bathroom where George W. Bush pinned her down on the bed and tried to give her The Shocker. If she hadn't managed to free herself and hidden in the sanitary disposal slot he probably would have accidentally killed her.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 06:16 PM (oVJmc)

292 Rinse and Repeat

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:16 PM (yQpMk)

293
A society where Dr. Bronners magical soaps are one of the choices -- has too many choices.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders - Avowed Socialist at September 21, 2018 06:16 PM (LOgQ4)

294 286 I like West Side Story. And I like T-Rex. Is that wrong??

When you bang a gong
You bang it all the way
From your first mambo sun
To your last fish filet

Posted by: T.Rex Side Story at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (9X624)


Maria.... I just banged a girl named... Maria...

Posted by: Don Quixote, Neanderthal of La Mancha at September 21, 2018 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

295 Trauma? I'll show you trauma, young lady!

Posted by: Stuff Ford's parents should have said when they caught her sneaking in past curfew drunk, high, and at September 21, 2018 06:16 PM (QTqWy)

296 I just want to be loved by my new commie overlords.

Posted by: Susan Collins at September 21, 2018 06:17 PM (Tyii7)

297 The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

I'm getting tired of all this hate coming from the right on piles of dog shit.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 06:17 PM (TUU1F)

298 Her Past Lives Therapist helped her realize that she was once Amelia Earhart. Surely you can't expect her to relive that trauma.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 06:17 PM (oVJmc)

299 10pm deadline. Will Grassley even be awake that late?

--

I'll prop him up, no worries.

Posted by: Grassley's Butler at September 21, 2018 06:17 PM (mQ0Mc)

300 Huh, never knew there was s nic length maximum

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 06:17 PM (QTqWy)

301 295; and, spunk running out of her shoes?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (KP5rU)

302 Are any 'ettes still here? Have you discovered Beekman 1802 soaps and lotions?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (ptqGC)

303 Susan Collins

The worst part is we all know that they don't believe Ford.. Why pretend anymore?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (O2RFr)

304 David Brock and ShareBlue give out meth as part of their daily wages.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (UWiFB)

305 Road trip! I may want to stop a few places. Like the World's Largest Ball of Twine museum, places like that. Not sure when I'll get to DC. It's all about the journey, not the destination.

Posted by: Dr. Chrissy at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (2NqXo)

306 Brie has great tits. Explains her success

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (qMV6r)

307 We have two old ones in the attic that I KNOW need replacing, but my husband is "Oh, they're fine." Until they're not.


All I need right now is just one leaking above the master bedroom and bath, or the other one over the kitchen/laundry room.

Imonna schedule someone to come inspect them both.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (ptqGC)

IN THE ATTIC!?
thats a thing!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (3SzRC)

308 Susan Collins sounds like a retard with a mouth full of marbles. Also, I don't like her.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (gC2IV)

309
Posted by: Mister Herbert at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (0HXB0)






Always fun to watch some newbie try to tell Teh Ewok how to run his blog.

*grabs popcorn*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (eXA4G)

310 Wait, new deadline is 10pm EST (I presume) on a Friday night? Grassley, dude...wtf??

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (a0IVu)

311
Lotsa white swans
In America
Lotsa banged gongs
In America
If you cosmic dance
In America
We'll pull down your pants
In Ameriiiiica!

Posted by: T.Rex Side Story at September 21, 2018 06:19 PM (9X624)

312 308: looks never lie.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 06:19 PM (KP5rU)

313 If you have water heaters in the attic without a pan and drain line, you should sue somebody. I would doubt that is even code.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:19 PM (yQpMk)

314 310 Wait, new deadline is 10pm EST (I presume) on a Friday night? Grassley, dude...wtf??

They should just all fly there.. I'm sure Trump would lend them AF11

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 06:19 PM (O2RFr)

315 Collin's is just trying to squeeze more filthy lucre from the turtle. She'll win because turtles are fucking lazy and introverted.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 06:20 PM (r9UYA)

316 She was once pulled into an airplane bathroom where George W. Bush pinned her down on the bed and tried to give her The Shocker.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 06:16 PM

Uh oh. There'll be hell to pay when Mooch finds out about this.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 21, 2018 06:20 PM (2NqXo)

317 Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (UWiFB)

------

A lot of people think Brock's a coke head, but I figure him for a meth man, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 06:20 PM (XQniG)

318 317. Variety is the spice of life.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (fA1SL)

319 IN THE ATTIC!?
thats a thing!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM


In the south they put all kinds of shit in the attic -- water heaters, air conditioning systems.

It's like they love the suspense of sudden failure and inundation by hot fluids.

Which is what 'she said last night'.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (LOgQ4)

320 IN THE ATTIC!?
thats a thing!?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (3SzRC)


https://youtu.be/1bqSgvEZNtY?t=39s

Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (y87Qq)

321 Ok, i need to walk the treadmill. I'm a little wound up.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (3SzRC)

322 Are any 'ettes still here? Have you discovered Beekman 1802 soaps and lotions?

--

I love specialty soaps, but haven't tried this brand yet. Bookmarked! I just discovered Nourish right there in Savannah though. I love, love, love their soaps.

Posted by: Grassley's Butler at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (mQ0Mc)

323 Lucy is winning. I knew she would. Grassley is afraid to be seen as harsh.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (AJ+3y)

324 A lot of people think Brock's a coke head, but I figure him for a meth man, too.



Amyl Nitrate

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (yQpMk)

325 "filthy lucre from the turtle. "

Should we be heading to Urban Dictionary?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (xPJvm)

326 gah!

/sock

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 06:22 PM (mQ0Mc)

327 IN THE ATTIC!?
thats a thing!?


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (3SzRC)


Well, here it is. House is 30+ years old, raised foundation, but we're on an island so basements are non-existent.


My late parents' house in upstate SC had a full basement and a hot water heater there, and after my mom died she came to IL to stay with us for a few weeks. When she returned home, her water heater had leaked hot water all over the basement, ruining the furniture in my dad's man cave, and a bunch of my old high school stuff I hadn't bothered to ever collect (including all my annuals).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:22 PM (ptqGC)

328 319 IN THE ATTIC!?
thats a thing!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM

In the south they put all kinds of shit in the attic -- water heaters, air conditioning systems.

It's like they love the suspense of sudden failure and inundation by hot fluids.

Which is what 'she said last night'.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (LOgQ4)


????

Posted by: Grue, in the attic at September 21, 2018 06:22 PM (NgKpN)

329 The best place for a water heater is the attic.

Can't think of anything wrong about that

Posted by: Mister Herbert at September 21, 2018 06:22 PM (vYEdl)

330 Bologna and cheese sammich for dinner. I'm considering having another.

Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 06:22 PM (TnE/T)

331 It's funny that Cory Spartacus Booker claims in his auto-bio to have done far worse as a teenager to a girl, and we don't believe him either

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 06:22 PM (qMV6r)

332 314
310 Wait, new deadline is 10pm EST (I presume) on a Friday night? Grassley, dude...wtf??



They should just all fly there.. I'm sure Trump would lend them AF11

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 06:19 PM (O2RFr)
Grassley, Collins, Flake on their California adventure.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 06:22 PM (a0IVu)

333 319

*adds dungeon to dream house specs*

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 06:22 PM (QTqWy)

334 Funniest thing I saw this week was David Brock described as a "former GOP activist."

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 06:22 PM (gC2IV)

335 This whole thing is making me ill. She says he "tried to rape her." How the hell does she know that? No matter who was in the room with her, how does she know what he was thinking? How exactly does she know that he consciously intended rape? Is she a mind reader? Is this the standard now--some gal THINKS a guy tried to rape her, so he's a rapist? Are there any women left out there who don't hate men? Please do speak up. You're the only ones who can.

Posted by: Caliban at September 21, 2018 06:23 PM (QE8X6)

336 In the south they put all kinds of shit in the attic -- water heaters, air conditioning systems.



It's like they love the suspense of sudden failure and inundation by hot fluids.



Which is what 'she said last night'.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (LOgQ4)


320
IN THE ATTIC!?

thats a thing!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (3SzRC)



https://youtu.be/1bqSgvEZNtY?t=39s

Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (y87Qq)

Lol. you guys.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:23 PM (3SzRC)

337 nah, collins is just trying to squeeze out a turd that has been fermenting since last tuesday.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 06:23 PM (KP5rU)

338
Seriously, isn't Brie Larson a pron actress?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2018 06:24 PM (UFLLM)

339 I love specialty soaps, but haven't tried this brand
yet. Bookmarked! I just discovered Nourish right there in Savannah
though. I love, love, love their soaps.


Posted by: Grassley's Butler at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (mQ0Mc)


Yeah, there's a Nourish shop near me. A shop in my drug store sells all sorts of candles, soaps, and nice things. Beekman 1802 has the most incredible lotions and soaps, all made with goats' milk.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:25 PM (ptqGC)

340 I was at the auto body shop this afternoon and CNN was on and that fat ass Kristol came on some show. The receptionist looked up and said 'he has really gotten fat, hasn't he?' lol.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 06:25 PM (a0IVu)

341 What possible good reason could there be for extending the deadline? I smell cuck. Big time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 06:25 PM (XQniG)

342 Somebody else on Legal Insurrection had the same code. Their handle is "Fen" but it's not me

Interesting that the media keeps using that picture of Ford with her sunglasses shielding her eyes. May we see her eyes please? Is she an actual human or just some caricature.

Casting call for a woman soccer moms can relate to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:25 PM (AllCR)

343 342-Meant "had the same idea".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:25 PM (AllCR)

344 13 reasons to question Ford's veracity
(as if we needed more than #1)

https://tinyurl.com/ydemruxy


Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 06:25 PM (HgMAr)

345 I don't know how anyone can buy boutique soaps after watching Fight Club.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:25 PM (yQpMk)

346 330 Bologna and cheese sammich for dinner. I'm considering having another.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 06:22 PM


* wag * * wag * * wagwagwagwagwagwagwag *

Posted by: WeaselDog at September 21, 2018 06:26 PM (ctuyM)

347 Mrsh welllshem obegrudh haddatham?

Posted by: Susan Collins at September 21, 2018 06:26 PM (gC2IV)

348 319 IN THE ATTIC!?

thats a thing!?



Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM



In the south they put all kinds of shit in the attic -- water heaters, air conditioning systems.


Frick, it is in CA as well. I used to follow property inspectors around and finding the hot water or AC/VAC up in the attic of homes was not unusual, just really stupid. One of the "code" items was that the "overflow" pipe if the thing blew up had to be over a window, so you could see the water flowing out of the thing.


I guess so you'd notice and you could get the hell out before the whole thing dropped on you?

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 06:26 PM (TUU1F)

349 We don't know, but we're having an 'ette
get-together in Jane D'oh's closet which has a chandelier and a wine
fridge and Tami's bringing artichokes and then we're going to go
shopping in a Moron-driven stretch limo if someone has one and now
you're all up to date on the last thread.



Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (C1PQi)



I love drunk shopping!

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (cF8AT)

Will this shopping involve shoes?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (FTXAT)

350 Bologna and cheese sammich for dinner. I'm considering having another.

Only fried bologna is edible. Unless you like the taste of cock.

Posted by: Mister Herbert at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (vYEdl)

351 Posted by: Caliban at September 21, 2018 06:23 PM (QE8X6)

Oh honey it's worse than that, it's FELONY attempted rape according to Rachel Madcow. I hate that woman.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (dUJdY)

352 342; fen, you can't see her eyes because they are entirely too close together. she is inbred.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (KP5rU)

353 What are you trying to tell us, Herb?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (yQpMk)

354 Seriously, isn't Brie Larson a pron actress?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2018 06:24 PM (UFLLM)




She's mostly known for being the Angriest Half-Woman, Half-French Cheese Mutant in the X-Men.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (9X624)

355 Great tits explains her success.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (qMV6r)

I did some research and she has a great tit. It's her right or left one that is outstanding. The the other is meh and more like a banana. You can tell she and the cameramen know this because it's always her perfect tit side.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 06:28 PM (UWiFB)

356 Will this shopping involve shoes?


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (FTXAT)
Shoes, handbags and bras.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 06:28 PM (a0IVu)

357 345. Dude.....nix, nix! Don't ruin a good racket.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:28 PM (fA1SL)

358 FFS

Gop ND Senate candidate said Kav accusation is absurd because it didn't go anywhere. Todd Akin is a cautionary tale guys not an instruction manual.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 06:28 PM (UfdE7)

359 Is Herbie MUMR?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:28 PM (yQpMk)

360 But I can't leave until Wednesday because I have a gyno appointment on Tuesday. Oh, and I need my brakes checked, so I really can't leave until after the 1st. Toodles!

Posted by: Christine Ford Fiesta at September 21, 2018 06:28 PM (XcgmW)

361 I love drunk shopping!

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (cF8AT)

I wanna go! Never shopped drunk.. so it would be a whole new experience for me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:28 PM (dUJdY)

362 fen, you can't see her eyes because they are entirely too close together. she is inbred.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (KP5rU)

-------

I wonder... in the northeast, all the old money is inbred. What about DC?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 06:28 PM (XQniG)

363 Will this shopping involve shoes?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (FTXAT)

It's not shopping if it doesn't...

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 06:29 PM (cF8AT)

364 I like soap that has oatmeal as an ingredient. I can probably eat them during the burning times if need be.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 06:29 PM (r9UYA)

365 With both kittehs dead, and a really, really empty house, I miss my husband even more when he's away. At least when the purr gurls were alive, I had a couple of little warm bodies to snuggle against me.

*sad face*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

366 319 IN THE ATTIC!?

thats a thing!?

In north Texas it's definitely a thing. Have two 50 gallon gas heaters in my attic, roughly over the livingroom. Thanks for the reminder! I need to have mine inspected/maintenanced.

Posted by: TxDan at September 21, 2018 06:29 PM (b1WLN)

367 This country used to be content with a good five cent cigar or a chicken in every pot. I'll tell you what we need now is a good old fashioned Saturday night massacre. PDT cans about 8 or 9 traitors, has some of those little assholes Veritas exposed arrested, and while we're at it, call the Senate to order at zero dark thirty and ram Kevanaugh through. And by ram I mean give it to the Donks good and hard.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 21, 2018 06:29 PM (xzqr4)

368
Attempted squeeze titty and dry humping your leg drunk at a party is FELONY RAPE!

Posted by: Dr. Fnord from the woodwork out... at September 21, 2018 06:29 PM (UFLLM)

369 Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (KP5rU

I know that there are two pictures of her as a kid, but no pictures of her as an adult except the one with the sunglasses. If anyone was innocent they wouldn't need to scrub or have scrubbed their entire internet presence. Maybe her lawyer wrote the letter but there is no her or the her is an actress/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:30 PM (AllCR)

370 I STILL have two gift certificates from Christmas in my purse! I keep forgetting them.

Shoe shopping it is!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

371 OT for those who might be interested:

Aim surplus has a LEO trade in deal on a Glock 22 package that comes with a 9mm conversion barrel and magazine in addition to the .40 S&W for $389.95, delivered.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 06:31 PM (NWiLs)

372 Aww Jane! You need a new kitty. Or two.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:31 PM (dUJdY)

373 @310

First it was 10am this morning, then EOB, which usually means 5pm, 3pm if your a banker, her team probably whined that since they are in California EOB should be on California time, so 10pm on the east coast would be 7pm on the west coast, which in itself is fucked up.

EOB MEANS EOB FUCKHEADS, NOT EOB PLUS A COUPLE HOURS.

This is all so maddening.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 06:31 PM (kT3/m)

374 Will this shopping involve shoes?




Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (FTXAT)
Shoes, handbags and bras.


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 06:28 PM (a0IVu)

Yay!!!!

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:31 PM (FTXAT)

375 I wanna go! Never shopped drunk.. so it would be a whole new experience for me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:28 PM (dUJdY)

I have. I seem to remember a pair of red pants (that I never wore) and some items at an auction in Singapore....rugs, wooden chest, etc.

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 06:31 PM (cF8AT)

376
I have a family member in the south with an A/C system in the attic. I have tirelessly tried to explain to him with extensive mathematics why that needs extensive insulation and attic fans.

Payback period? Six months or less.

To no avail.

Only thing I can figure is that people in the south just plain like to be hot and pay a lot in utility bills.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 06:31 PM (LOgQ4)

377 Will this shopping involve shoes?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner

Well, most places don't allow barefoot shopping. Bring flipflops, at least.

Posted by: Athletics Supporter at September 21, 2018 06:32 PM (50/Bh)

378 Only fried bologna is edible. Unless you like the taste of cock.

--

^ There's a question in this statement just waiting to be asked...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 06:32 PM (mQ0Mc)

379 Nood- currently gray boxed

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 06:32 PM (I16G8)

380 Yay!!!!


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:31 PM (FTXAT)
Right? I hate bra shopping alone..always wished I had a girlfriend with me for advice.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 06:32 PM (a0IVu)

381 Of course they had a strategy. I sure hope our side has a strategy!
___________________

We always have a strategy: Cave! (Then send out e-mails and letters begging Repub voters for more money).

Works every time.

Posted by: Mitch and Chuck at September 21, 2018 06:32 PM (fqUgw)

382 365 With both kittehs dead, and a really, really empty house, I miss my husband even more when he's away. At least when the purr gurls were alive, I had a couple of little warm bodies to snuggle against me.

*sad face*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

Ah, pussy. A faded memory.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 06:33 PM (NWiLs)

383 First it was 10am this morning, then EOB, which
usually means 5pm, 3pm if your a banker, her team probably whined that
since they are in California EOB should be on California time, so 10pm
on the east coast would be 7pm on the west coast, which in itself is
fucked up.

EOB MEANS EOB FUCKHEADS, NOT EOB PLUS A COUPLE HOURS.

This is all so maddening.


Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 06:31 PM (kT3/m)

EOB was a deadline the press imagined up. Grassley never released anything all day that would indicate the bint had a new deadline. The Kavanaugh hearing is still scheduled for Monday.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:33 PM (FTXAT)

384 Aww Jane! You need a new kitty. Or two.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:31 PM (dUJdY)


I keep thinking about it. I'll wait till after the holidays (including Easter dinner here) to think about it some more. Training kittens is not unlike training toddlers.


There was a kitten for adoption in our paper today, that had been rescued after being thrown out of a moving car. I can't even express what I feel about someone who would do that to a baby animal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:34 PM (ptqGC)

385 She can't testify because she doesn't exist. She's like George Kaplan in North by Northwest.

It was Plan C and it was never meant to get this far

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 06:34 PM (qMV6r)

386 Nood!! Thumbs up.

Posted by: the boy that cried "Nood!"

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 06:34 PM (2sCft)

387
#moreFordHearingDemands


Must be picked up in a white limo to represent her virginity.
No smell of chinese food in the senate building.
Only genuine arctic glacier melt water.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 21, 2018 06:34 PM (r+sAi)

388
So who has precious metals in 1000 ct cases on sale this weekend?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2018 06:34 PM (UFLLM)

389 Ah, pussy. A faded memory.

Wine. Monitor.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:35 PM (dUJdY)

390 So who has precious metals in 1000 ct cases on sale this weekend?


What vintage?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:38 PM (yQpMk)

391 Some serious uptalking going on with that Seidmann woman. Yeesh.

Posted by: boatbuilder at September 21, 2018 06:44 PM (0hh2C)

392 So who has precious metals in 1000 ct cases on sale this weekend?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits



Palmetto State Armory - .223 1000 rounds $299.00 free shipping.

Evening all.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2018 06:50 PM (gECZB)

393 388

So who has precious metals in 1000 ct cases on sale this weekend?


Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2018 06:34 PM (UFLLM)

Lead IS a precious metal. Or at least it will be considered one soon enough.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 21, 2018 07:13 PM (rnXGe)

394 We're really not going to be able to avoid a shooting war, are we?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

No.

By avoid you should mean cover and concealment

Posted by: Steve S the Softball Wizard at September 21, 2018 07:47 PM (j0Mw7)

CNN's All-Republican Woman Panel on Kavanaugh Accusation Doesn't Go The Way They Thought It Would

Every one of the women here disbelieves the accusation and/or supports Kavanaugh. Their explanations range from a flat "She's lying" to "What 17 year old boy hasn't touched a girl he was trying to make it with?"



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:42 PM




Comments

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1 Their screening of plants is getting lax.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (TUU1F)

2 th

Posted by: Rob at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (9rjbw)

3 I didn't like that they seemed willing to entertain the idea that it actually happened. There needs to be some proof, somewhere, before I would do that.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (T6t7i)

4 ?

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (TUU1F)

5 rd

Posted by: Rob at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (9rjbw)

6 An oldie, but a goodie.

Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (sX1BW)

7 Dammit

Posted by: Rob at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (9rjbw)

8 Good on those women.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (w7U7L)

9 These are not wine moms.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (r9UYA)

10 Oops.

Posted by: hawkpilot at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (p6e8W)

11 CNN. The Failblog.org of TV.

Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (F4u7C)

12 That video is great.

That useful idiot of an anchor is a scrunt.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (8iiMU)

13 It's old.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (yQpMk)

14 CNN.

Who watches this tripe and why....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (EoRCO)

15 FIRST!

Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (F4u7C)

16 These women are obviously enemies of the State....ripe FISA material.

Posted by: Fort Trump! bitches at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (5BVHO)

17 Everyone knows it is BS even if true, the dishonest ones try to make it into something more.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (1g7ch)

18 Thank you, ladies.

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (vDqXW)

19 Looks like it's the dems who shot themselves in the dick this time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (gC2IV)

20 Kind of suprised they aired this.

Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (QKV7o)

21 At one point, the "interviewer" looked like she needed a Heimlich. I think she was afraid for her life.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (T6t7i)

22
"These are not the women you're looking for...

- -F-Luke Groundpimper mind trick

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (/9p9e)

23 I just figured out the group name for women.



A couch of women.

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (NLLmE)

24 Now boarding gold club members and whore class.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (w2Myr)

25 DOH!

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (T71PA)

26 ace really doesn't read his own blog, huh?

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (cF8AT)

27 Well done, ladies.

This... is CNN.

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (NYS7S)

28 "What 17 year old boy hasn't touched a girl he was trying to make it with?"

-------

A millennial.

Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (sX1BW)

29 They still get caught up in the weeds on this.

The simple fact is that she's offered nothing to substantiate her charges. Without that, there's no reason to believe the allegations.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (oVJmc)

30 A couch of women.

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM

Is it like binders full?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (w2Myr)

31 I'm guessing this didn't make the rotation for endless play at the airports.

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (CE5C/)

32 20
Kind of suprised they aired this.


Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (QKV7o)

Kind of surprised that Ace didn't link it from his own blog.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (5jVnA)

33 A couple said they didn't think it was a big deal even if it were true, that boys behave badly sometimes.

I'll say this--besides putting the hand over the mouth, which may be done or other reasons, it's not much more than horseplay. And there's no way a prosecutor would try for attempted rape on these facts.

Posted by: spongeworthy at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (35Slc)

34 Anita Hill lied.

Posted by: huerfano at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (pqc4s)

35 28 "What 17 year old boy hasn't touched a girl he was trying to make it with?"

-------

A millennial.
Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (sX1BW)



Handful of falsies. THAT... is CNN.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (/9p9e)

36 20
Kind of suprised they aired this.


They're so disconnected from reality now, I think they thought this would work in their favor; that people would laugh at the Stepford Wives. Some will, most won't.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (T6t7i)

37 Who watches this tripe and why....

I take it you've never been stuck in an airport or overcrowded waiting room.

Then again, it's just "on," not sure if anybody's actually watching it.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (TUU1F)

38 30
A couch of women.



Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM

That is called a Kavanaugh.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (5jVnA)

39 Dig the one in the middle. Yum.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (HgMAr)

40 Funny how CNN cherry picks registered Donks and fails...



Not saying they did randomly select Donks, but they easily could have,

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (1g7ch)

41 "What 17 year old boy hasn't touched a girl he was trying to make it with?"

I'll take "questions certain people aren't allowed to ask anymore" for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (NYS7S)

42 Its like deja vu all over again...

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (NgKpN)

43 Well, they didn't talk to REAL women.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (dNzKv)

44 Deja vu?

It really doesn't matter since Kavanaugh and Ford will be the topic on every thread.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (hECVl)

45 I am shocked they aired this one....

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (x4978)

46 Rosenstein may be getting the boot as early as tonight.


That would be a little bit of awesome news for those that need some awesome news.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (kT3/m)

47 Love me some bathed, groomed and cogent Republican wimminz.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (I2dne)

48 ace really doesn't read his own blog, huh?

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (cF8AT)

Shhh...he's in the next room!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (wYseH)

49 #believeallwomen

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (bcbK8)

50 Not saying they did randomly select Donks


Nothing random about it. This is the best they could do.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (yQpMk)

51 Oops, I meant, Anita Hill lied, too.

Posted by: huerfano at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (pqc4s)

52 Anita Hill lied.

Posted by: huerfano at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (pqc4s)
---
Like Joe.

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (vDqXW)

53 49 #believeallwomen
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (bcbK
+++++++++++++
#ExceptRepublicanUnwomen

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (I2dne)

54 And I'd tap the blonde but that's about it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (bcbK8)

55 It*s almost as if you asked a group of mothers if their teenage sons should be sent to prison for rape. Because, you know, males.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at September 21, 2018 04:48 PM (HGnKA)

56 Rosenstein may be getting the boot as early as tonight.


Or he will be announcing the indictment of McGabe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:48 PM (yQpMk)

57 #I stand with Brett


https://tinyurl.com/yb3z2avx

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2018 04:48 PM (hECVl)

58 OT - DoJ confirmed Rosenstein did suggest the 25th sarcastically, then seated Mueller.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2018 04:48 PM (1g7ch)

59 CNN is really struggling with their screening of women's panels. Just a couple days ago they had one of "Women who voted for Trump, would they do it again?" and all but one said "yes" and the one left didn't say "no" just that she wasn't positive she would.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 21, 2018 04:48 PM (uquGJ)

60 Notice that they identify several of the women as "Republican voters," but don't mention anything about the politics of the other two.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:48 PM (je6Oi)

61 We need to start referring to him as "Pimpdaddy Kavenaugh"...

Posted by: hawkpilot at September 21, 2018 04:48 PM (p6e8W)

62 CNN has binders full of women to chose from. And, I thought there were no differences between genders? Why do we care what one artificial social construct thinks?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:48 PM (dNzKv)

63 CNN lady goes from frigid to sub-zero in under three minutes.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 04:48 PM (HgMAr)

64 48 ace really doesn't read his own blog, huh?

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (cF8AT)

Shhh...he's in the next room!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (wYseH)

Putting up shelves?

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 04:48 PM (cF8AT)

65 Interesting who we've not heard anything from today

PDJT, after his early morning tweet
Suzie-Q, since (predictably) responding to said tweet
Grassley
The Flake
Judge Kavanaugh

Almost as if they know something the rest of us... don't.

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:49 PM (NYS7S)

66 or McCabe. One of those Macs anyways.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:49 PM (yQpMk)

67 53 49 #believeallwomen
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (bcbK
+++++++++++++
#ExceptRepublicanUnwomen
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (I2dne)

exactly

You can't be a real woman and vote Republican

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 04:49 PM (bcbK8)

68 Kind of suprised they aired this.




Ace posted it earlier, but I'm glad he reposted.

I wonder if it was live, bcz the interviewer was totally blind-sided. I do think what these women said is how the majoirity feel. Except for millenials...I have no idea about them.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:49 PM (EeHjs)

69 Pfffttt...
These women can't hold a candle to what Mrs D. had to say.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2018 04:49 PM (0tfLf)

70 "They are only saying what their husbands tell them to"
--Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:49 PM (39g3+)

71 SAY YOU HATE HIM! SAY IT! SAY IT SO OTHERS WILL TURN ON THE SATAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE! SAY IT YOU LOUSY DIRT PEOPLE BITCHES!!!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 21, 2018 04:49 PM (4ErVI)

72 Of course, under their rules, Republicans aren't women.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 04:49 PM (YJvg/)

73 ace really doesn't read his own blog, huh?


Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (cF8AT)


Shhh...he's in the next room!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (wYseH)


Putting up shelves?
---
Probably on a mega fast.

That can mess up the neurons....

Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2018 04:49 PM (QKV7o)

74 George Soros is not happy with his bitch at CNN.

With the money he spends trying to change opinion and spread false news, he is expecting a better return than this CNN panel of women.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:49 PM (UsCnO)

75 Deja-vu all over again!

Posted by: zombie yogi berra at September 21, 2018 04:49 PM (Evws/)

76 I'll say this--besides putting the hand over the mouth, which may be
done or other reasons, it's not much more than horseplay. And there's no
way a prosecutor would try for attempted rape on these facts.


So many questions. If this was a "party" I would assume there was a single source for music? So how were they turning up the music from an upstairs bedroom? And if they were, and closing the door - wouldn't somebody go up to see who was messing with the tunes? And if Brett fell on her, and PJ fell on him and they were all laughing...

Whoops! Can't have any critical thought taking place.
Carry on.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 04:49 PM (TUU1F)

77 45 I am shocked they aired this one....
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (x497


Whoever screened the panel is probably standing in the parking lot of CNN HQ holding a cardboard box and saying, "Wha ... happened?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:50 PM (je6Oi)

78 Oregon Muse got stomped TWICE.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 04:50 PM (ptqGC)

79 Shhh...he's in the next room!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (wYseH)

Putting up shelves?


Uh-oh. The room is about to get larger.

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 04:50 PM (g0Lfb)

80 women know women.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:50 PM (Ejm4y)

81 52 Anita Hill lied.

Posted by: huerfano at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (pqc4s)
---
Like Joe.
Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (vDqXW)

But only when he cries, so there's that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 04:50 PM (bcbK8)

82 >>Rosenstein may be getting the boot as early as tonight.

He'll declare he's running for POTUS in a few minutes then.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 04:50 PM (r9UYA)

83 They probably all have "Sexy Handmaid Tale" Halloween costumes.

Posted by: jd at September 21, 2018 04:50 PM (+evAm)

84 What a bunch of whores!

Posted by: Joe Behar at September 21, 2018 04:50 PM (xqfqx)

85 buy her a 1971 Dodge Charger with a hemi

and some uppers; lots of uppers, Kowalski

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (9HuGt)
++++
Heh. I loved "Vanishing Point" as a young 'un.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 04:50 PM (2sCft)

86 Wow. Its true. Nobody reads the blog. Not even Ace. Just the comments. Too funny. Happy Friday Ace!

Posted by: simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:50 PM (C6xeQ)

87 Wait. Is this a rerun?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:50 PM (lwiT4)

88 70 "They are only saying what their husbands tell them to"
--Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:49 PM (39g3+)


So she's proposing to repeal the 19th Amendment?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:50 PM (je6Oi)

89 Ace posted it earlier, but I'm glad he reposted.

I wonder if it was live, bcz the interviewer was totally blind-sided. I do think what these women said is how the majoirity feel. Except for millenials...I have no idea about them.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:49 PM (EeHjs)

OregonMuse put it up earlier...

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 04:50 PM (cF8AT)

90 Why do Conservative women always sound so logical? I guess that's why they want to silence us on social media.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2018 04:50 PM (hECVl)

91 58 OT - DoJ confirmed Rosenstein did suggest the 25th sarcastically, then seated Mueller.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2018 04:48 PM (1g7ch)


The root of all sarcasm, is a combination of guilt, and Truth...

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (NgKpN)

92 48 ace really doesn't read his own blog, huh?

How often do you get a second chance in life?

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (TUU1F)

93 Well, they didn't talk to REAL women.
---
Yup, none of those gals had purple hair.

I bet none of them were born with a penis, either.

Posted by: Methos at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (XQvuQ)

94 Wait. Is this a rerun?


Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:50 PM (lwiT4)


Yes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (ptqGC)

95 Wait. Is this a rerun?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:50 PM (lwiT4)
+++++++++
If you're not sure you must've been drunk during the first airing

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (I2dne)

96 "But as women, don't you have empathy for her?"

"No."


Niiiiice.
Woman card played: Denied!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (W+vEI)

97 CNN can't believe that there are women who are not of the hive.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (nBr1j)

98 I don't believe anything the NYT says so the RR thing is I don't know what.

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (NLLmE)

99 Oh, hi Brett! Get me some punch? I gotta lot of catching up to do!

Posted by: Christine in 82 or 83 or whenever at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (gC2IV)

100 You can't be a real woman and vote Republican
---
Well, if by a real woman, you mean an abortion loving slut who will screw anything that moves that has the mental capacity of a random piece of river rock and screams at the slightest provocation, I'm OK with not being a real woman.

Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (QKV7o)

101 Anyone here who was once a teenage boy?

Raises hand.

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (zLDYs)

102 So, they're saying there's still hope for me to become chief justice? Suck it HS guidance department! Hahahahahaha!

Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (gmo/4)

103 You mean normals don't see the world through the prism of Advanced Trump Derangement Syndrome with Complicating Sudden Onset Munchausen and Multiple Brain Abscesses Due to Pussy Hat-itis?

Huh. Whaddaya know.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (Ndje9)

104 At this point I don't give a shit whether it happened. The circumstances of this revelation are so patently ridiculous and partisan that part of me wants Kavenaugh to stand up and say:

"Fuck yeah! I did it, and she was hot for me. But then I grabbed a bit and realized that she was stuffing her bra with tissue paper and at that point I threw her out of the house and grabbed another beer."

Or something like that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 04:52 PM (wYseH)

105 Chris Cillizza, current leader in the "dumbest man on CNN" race:

How Kavanaugh allegations are different from Corey Booker's admitted groping

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:52 PM (39g3+)

106 Oregon Muse got stomped TWICE.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 04:50 PM (ptqGC)


Oregon Muse: The Enstompening

Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 04:52 PM (F4u7C)

107 If you're not sure you must've been drunk during the first airing

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (I2dne)


My secret is out.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:52 PM (lwiT4)

108 101 Anyone here who was once a teenage boy?

Raises hand.
Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (zLDYs)

Mentally, I still am some days.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 04:52 PM (bcbK8)

109 43
Well, they didn't talk to REAL women.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (dNzKv)

To be fair, the REAL women were afraid to fly.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:52 PM (5jVnA)

110 "So many questions. If this was a "party""

It didn't happen. That answers ALL the questions.

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:52 PM (mk9aG)

111 20 Kind of suprised they aired this.
________________

Yeah, they were probably thinking they'd get at least a few of them to agree that Kavanaugh's a rapist.

Then they could run a piece saying "see, even Republican women believe the saintly Dr. Ford and don't want this dirtbag Kavanaugh to be confirmed."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 21, 2018 04:52 PM (fqUgw)

112 Kind of surprised that Ace didn't link it from his own blog.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (5jVnA)


Can't stop laughing.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:52 PM (EeHjs)

113 more proof that ace doesnt read his own blog

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2018 04:52 PM (GBteo)

114 If this was a "party" I would assume there was a single source for music?

6 people doesn't really sound like much of a "party".

So how were they turning up the music from an upstairs bedroom?


Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 04:49 PM (TUU1F)


They had wifi speakers ... early prototypes that were still using string and paper cups ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 21, 2018 04:52 PM (VE0m1)

115 Hey, DOCTOR Ford. The clock is ticking.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 04:52 PM (ptqGC)

116 99 Oh, hi Brett! Get me some punch? I gotta lot of catching up to do!
Posted by: Christine in 82 or 83 or whenever at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (gC2IV)


With Jugdesh, Clayton, Sidney and Muhammad...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:52 PM (/9p9e)

117 O/T
Has anyone started a gofundme project to buy 2 flamethrowers and plane tickets to Greece for alexthechick and John Goodman, so they can fight the "spider sex party"?

Posted by: Victim of Nominee X at September 21, 2018 04:53 PM (bU00h)

118 Their explanations range from a flat "She's lying" to "What 17 year old
boy hasn't touched a girl he was trying to make it with?"


The "reporter" missed the obvious followup question: "inside her shirt or outside?"

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 04:53 PM (T6t7i)

Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2018 04:53 PM (gmo/4)

120 117 O/T
Has anyone started a gofundme project to buy 2 flamethrowers and plane tickets to Greece for alexthechick and John Goodman, so they can fight the "spider sex party"?
Posted by: Victim of Nominee X at September 21, 2018 04:53 PM (bU00h)

I'm in.
I'd pay at least $10 to see that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 04:53 PM (bcbK8)

121 Did Ace re-post something he himself posted?


That's a first, no?

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 04:53 PM (NLLmE)

122 I can't believe they didn't know up front how these women would react. Maybe they just assumed if they corralled a bunch of women, surely they'd all think the way they thought a woman should think. And it blew up on them. Good.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 04:53 PM (mQ0Mc)

123 47
Love me some bathed, groomed and cogent Republican wimminz.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (I2dne)

No kidding. Screw the crazy big-mouths.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:53 PM (5jVnA)

124 Story so nice it needed to be posted twice.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 04:54 PM (mCMQ5)

125 The best part was when the interviewer asked if they had any sympathy for Dr. Ford (pleading actually), and they said no. None. I was rofl.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:54 PM (EeHjs)

126
Did Ace re-post something he himself posted?



That's a first, no?

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 04:53 PM (NLLmE)


No, it was an Oregon Muse post. Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 04:54 PM (ptqGC)

127 The same people who have been pushing the "Everyone Fuck Everything That Moves Like Mindless Horny Zoo Monkeys" on everybody from 12 years old to age 92 for the last 50 years are the same people acting SHOCKED!!! that sometimes young people touch other young people, and try to make everything RAPE!!!

Our so called civilization is too stupid to be allowed to survive.

Somebody hit the big red "Activate SkyNet" button, will you?

Posted by: Sharkman at September 21, 2018 04:54 PM (BfOXk)

128 114 If this was a "party" I would assume there was a single source for music?

6 people doesn't really sound like much of a "party".

----------

more of a kicker...not quite a rager. pretty baller though. Mipsy brought the new Def Leopard

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:54 PM (Ejm4y)

129 121 Did Ace re-post something he himself posted?


That's a first, no?
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 04:53 PM (NLLmE)

No, OM posted the original.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2018 04:54 PM (GBteo)

130 121 Nah,it was posted by a cob.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 04:54 PM (mCMQ5)

131 Why do Conservative women always sound so logical? I guess that's why they want to silence us on social media.
--
If you follow the Myers Briggs typology, most women and Democrats, tend to be "feelers."

Most men and Republicans tend to be "thinkers."

Ladies, go to similarminds. com, go to the personality test page and take one of the Jung tests.

My guess is that most of the women here will test as thinkers.

Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2018 04:54 PM (QKV7o)

132 Their explanations range from a flat "She's lying" to "What 17 year old
boy hasn't touched a girl he was trying to make it with?"


And both can be true. Not only is this a false accusation but even if it were true it doesn't rise to the level of concern or outrage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:54 PM (39g3+)

133 97
CNN can't believe that there are women who are not of the hive.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (nBr1j)

Should have gotten the hint when the women showed up, not dressed in Handmaiden's costumes, but normal fashion.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:55 PM (UsCnO)

134 When you get to the fork in the blog, take it.

Posted by: zombie yogi berra at September 21, 2018 04:55 PM (Evws/)

135 The same people who have been pushing the "Everyone Fuck Everything That Moves Like Mindless Horny Zoo Monkeys" on everybody from 12 years old to age 92 for the last 50 years are the same people acting SHOCKED!!! that sometimes young people touch other young people, and try to make everything RAPE!!!


Posted by: Sharkman at September 21, 2018 04:54 PM (BfOXk)


Inconsistency is one of the foundations of Western leftism.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 21, 2018 04:55 PM (VE0m1)

136 125 The best part was when the interviewer asked if they had any sympathy for Dr. Ford (pleading actually), and they said no. None. I was rofl.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:54 PM (EeHjs)


A laughter that echoed in departure lounges across America.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:55 PM (/9p9e)

137 The hive mind thinks all minds are of the hive.

And shit.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 21, 2018 04:55 PM (xqfqx)

138 98 I don't believe anything the NYT says so the RR thing is I don't know what.

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (NLLmE)

Yep. Looks like one of their typical articles trying to bait Trump into some sort of reaction.

He won't fall for it. He'll deal with these people on his schedule.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 21, 2018 04:55 PM (4ErVI)

139 most women and Democrats, tend to be "feelers."

Isn't that exactly why Kavanaugh's in trouble?

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 04:55 PM (T6t7i)

140 "Fuck yeah! I did it, and she was hot for me. But then I grabbed a bit and realized that she was stuffing her bra with tissue paper and at that point I threw her out of the house and grabbed another beer."

Or something like that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 04:52 PM (wYseH)

Pinto?

Posted by: Eric Straton, damn glad to meet ya at September 21, 2018 04:55 PM (NgKpN)

141 Whoever screened the panel is probably standing in the parking lot of CNN HQ holding a cardboard box and saying, "Wha ... happened?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara,

He knows why. Probably started packing up his desk before the segment ended.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at September 21, 2018 04:55 PM (HGnKA)

142 yes, women who have had the heterosexual contact with men know how sex can go. Possibly, these women have good relations with their fathers, brothers, husbands, and sons, and have sympathy for the life of walking boners they created and witnessed in others.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:55 PM (Ejm4y)

143 49:45 mark in this vidya - necro pedo furries. Faith in humanity status - lost.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 04:55 PM (fA1SL)

144 Perusing comment sections at various sites last nite, I'm pretty sure I've never seen this level of anger in the Normal-People political base. Comments at zerohedge, for example, would set dry-ice on fire. This is so bad.

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:55 PM (mk9aG)

145 Ladies, go to similarminds. com, go to the personality test page and take one of the Jung tests.

I took that test and it came back with "Dumbass"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:56 PM (39g3+)

146 No, OM posted the original.


In fairness, we did say that we wanted Ace's take on it when he woke up.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:56 PM (yQpMk)

147 Kind of suprised they aired this.
Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (QKV7o)

Me too. This is CNN: Covering the news, with a pillow, until it stops moving.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 04:56 PM (2sCft)

148 Notice that they identify several of the women as "Republican voters," but don't mention anything about the politics of the other two.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:48 PM (je6Oi)
............

Republican woman, gonna mess your mind
Republican woman she gonna mess your mind

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 04:56 PM (HgMAr)

149 I'm OK with not being a real woman.

--

No, shibumi! We say, "we are real women. Now eff off because your opinion of me means exactly nothing."

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 04:56 PM (mQ0Mc)

150 While I was in the car I heard FBN say that Kavanaugh's wife is getting some pretty gruesome death threats.

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 04:56 PM (cF8AT)

151 The same people who have been pushing the "Everyone Fuck Everything That Moves Like Mindless Horny Zoo Monkeys" on everybody from 12 years old to age 92 for the last 50 years are the same people acting SHOCKED!!! that sometimes young people touch other young people, and try to make everything RAPE!!!


Posted by: Sharkman at September 21, 2018 04:54 PM (BfOXk)


I've watched a pretty silly amount of porn in my life and not one time have I felt the need to reach out and touch someone else without their permission.

Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 04:56 PM (F4u7C)

152 No, it was an Oregon Muse post. Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 04:54 PM (ptqGC)



I thought those ladies looked familiar.

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 04:56 PM (NLLmE)

153 Whoever screened the panel is probably standing in the parking lot of CNN HQ holding a cardboard box and saying, "Wha ... happened?"

Unless it was meant to be a "see how dumb these GOP bitches are, all brainwiped Stepford Wives, we can't trust them to know anything!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:57 PM (39g3+)

154 women who buy books with fabio on the cover ripping off a comely lass's bodice may not be super freaked out about a teen trying to cop a feel. Most women know how to avoid bad spots with chaps they don't care to have touch them.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:57 PM (Ejm4y)

155 Our so called civilization is too stupid to be allowed to survive.



Somebody hit the big red "Activate SkyNet" button, will you?

Posted by: Sharkman at September 21, 2018 04:54 PM (BfOXk)

No, no, hit the *other* button!!!!

Posted by: Harvey Cthulhu at September 21, 2018 04:57 PM (XQvuQ)

156 I watched the video earlier today on a blog. Ace of Something -- really can't remember.

Posted by: Octopussy at September 21, 2018 04:57 PM (ItSNo)

157 The media, including the Ford woman, are puppets. I want the first round of puppet masters under oath, for openers. This crap needs to stop.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 21, 2018 04:57 PM (c6pWC)

158 I'll say this, News Cycle is seriously amped up in advance of the midterms. One possible scenario:

(1) Kavanaugh confirmed to Supreme Court
(2) Rosenstein summarily fired
(3) #2 to leads to release of unredacted Russia/Deep State documents.

All before Nov. 7. Gauntlets of Base Motivation +30

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 21, 2018 04:57 PM (db5dt)

159 (willowed)


Ohhhh - good planning. And I'll make sure we stop at church along the way as well. She'll like the snakes.




Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (lwiT4)


You are a precious jewel.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2018 04:57 PM (QLvwG)

160 122 I can't believe they didn't know up front how these women would react. Maybe they just assumed if they corralled a bunch of women, surely they'd all think the way they thought a woman should think. And it blew up on them. Good.
________________

We knew. See, if the Republicans agreed with us that Kavanaugh's a rapist, then we'd say: "Even Republican women don't want this rapist on SCOTUS!"

And if the Republicans didn't agree with us, we'd say: "See, Republicans are so f*cking partisan that they're okay with having a rapist on SCOTUS!"

Win/win for us either way!

Posted by: CNN at September 21, 2018 04:57 PM (fqUgw)

161 more of a kicker...not quite a rager. pretty baller though. Mipsy brought the new Def Leopard

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:54 PM (Ejm4y)


Meh. 2 boys and 4 girls ... that could be something. 4 guys and 2 girls ... either not much fun or ... one, or both, of the girls is a party all by herself.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 21, 2018 04:57 PM (VE0m1)

162 I took that test and it came back with "Dumbass"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:56 PM (39g3+)

+++++
"It's pronounced Mr. Doom-Aus."

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 04:57 PM (2sCft)

163 I finally watched the video. Restored some of my faith in womankind, for sure. There are some reasonable women in America!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2018 04:57 PM (/ZWeB)

164 That would be one awesome way to resign at CNN: Set them up for FAIL, flip the producer the bird, and walk, whistling, to the car.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 04:57 PM (ptqGC)

165 No, shibumi! We say, "we are real women. Now eff off because your opinion of me means exactly nothing."


---
Exactly.

Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2018 04:58 PM (QKV7o)

166 It's somewhat comforting. Despite their finest efforts, the leftists can't turn off the human bullshit detector. They also can't condition everyone into being callous, bitter a-holes that automatically hate people that have been classified as the Enemy.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2018 04:58 PM (/qEW2)

167 The panel musta been full of dregs. Next time, go to a panel of elite PhDs in Psychology; you know, WorldMindMasters, and you'll get a different result.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2018 04:58 PM (Z4rgH)

168 not one time have I felt the need to reach out and touch someone else without their permission.

I'm hardly an expert but I suspect at least sometimes, some women would prefer guys took the initiative without being handed a permission slip.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:58 PM (39g3+)

169

npr concerned stock market is "too high."
Disappointed tariffs are not having negative effect.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2018 04:58 PM (IqV8l)

170 "CNN can't believe that there are women who are not of the hive." That's what I thought too. I concede that THOSE women in that video have their heads together, and I am grateful they support NORMAL civilization.

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:58 PM (mk9aG)

171 "9-year old girl says she's really a boy"
Leftists: Start "transition" "therapy" stat or ur a h8r

"10-year olds report they don't know what a condom is"
Leftists: Sex-ed for pre-K or you're anti-science

"vague rumor that 17-year old boy may have sort of felt-up, over her clothes, a 15-year old girl drunk at a party"
Leftists, checking the party registration of the now 50-something man: HANG HIM!!

Yeah, leftists are nothing if not consistent

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:58 PM (NYS7S)

172 05
Chris Cillizza, current leader in the "dumbest man on CNN" race:



How Kavanaugh allegations are different from Corey Booker's admitted groping

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:52 PM (39g3+)

Sorry, but no. Tater lapped the entire field weeks ago, you just saw Cillizza catching up to the same lap as Tater.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:58 PM (UsCnO)

173 Probably on a mega fast.

That can mess up the neurons....
Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2018 04:49 PM (QKV7o)


Wait until high colonics become a thing again. Talk about messing up the shelves.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2018 04:58 PM (1g7ch)

174 WhoHoo...time to get piss drunk a feel up some wimmins,

God Bless Merica!

Posted by: dananjcon at September 21, 2018 04:58 PM (xqfqx)

175 150 While I was in the car I heard FBN say that Kavanaugh's wife is getting some pretty gruesome death threats.

----

threaten trump's prized trophy daughter? check
threaten Sen. Maj Leader's wife (and not in the preferred cuck conquestee way)? check
threaten new supreme court justice's wife? check.

sounds like someone's coarsening our discourse and making some powerful enemies.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:58 PM (Ejm4y)

176
CNN can't believe that there are women who are not of the hive.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (nBr1j)

They must have teenage sons

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 21, 2018 04:59 PM (TAmPV)

177 Imagine their responses if the CNN infobabe told them that Ford had 35 partners between high school and college!

Posted by: VA MKZ at September 21, 2018 04:59 PM (vvoWK)

178 This explains why I wasn't 50 points ahead...nobody would believe me

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 21, 2018 04:59 PM (pexKz)

179 >>Why do Conservative women always sound so logical? I guess that's why they want to silence us on social media.



A. They have husbands, brothers, sons whom they love and want to protect from these feminist harpies.

B. They went to parties as teens in the 80's and did some smooching, no biggie.

C. No vocal fry, uptalk or SJW jargon in their response,

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 04:59 PM (W+vEI)

180 134 When you get to the fork in the blog, take it.
Posted by: zombie yogi berra at September 21, 2018 04:55 PM (Evws/)

"I'd fork me. I'd fork me so hard."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 04:59 PM (bcbK8)

181 163 I finally watched the video. Restored some of my faith in womankind, for sure. There are some reasonable women in America!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2018 04:57 PM (/ZWeB)


My reaction too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:59 PM (je6Oi)

182 Sorry, but no. Tater lapped the entire field weeks ago, you just saw Cillizza catching up to the same lap as Tater.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:58 PM (UsCnO)


There was a caution, so he took the wave around instead of pitting.

Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 04:59 PM (F4u7C)

183 168 not one time have I felt the need to reach out and touch someone else without their permission.

I'm hardly an expert but I suspect at least sometimes, some women would prefer guys took the initiative without being handed a permission slip.

--------

not for nothing, but the creepiest thing to womenkind is the male feminist.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:59 PM (Ejm4y)

184 164 That would be one awesome way to resign at CNN: Set them up for FAIL, flip the producer the bird, and walk, whistling, to the car.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 04:57 PM (ptqGC)

Epic #walkaway....award winning.

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 04:59 PM (cF8AT)

185 Nobody comments at Ace's any more. The servers are too busy!

Posted by: zombie yogi berra at September 21, 2018 05:00 PM (Evws/)

186 sounds like someone's coarsening our discourse and making some powerful enemies.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:58 PM (Ejm4y)


What former First Beast said, "When they go low, we go high"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:00 PM (ptqGC)

187 So her students wrote this about her "don't get on her bad side, she is very dark, she will go after you if she gets upset."

UNHINGED!

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:00 PM (3aBcq)

188 Ford had 35 partners between high school and college!

That was quite a summer!

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 05:00 PM (Z1eux)

189 I've watched a pretty silly amount of porn in my life and not one time have I felt the need to reach out and touch someone else without their permission.

So you never tried to get to 2nd base while you were making-out with a girl without explicitly asking permission first?

Sheesh, kids these days...

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 05:00 PM (NYS7S)

190 that is not a cross section of real women. there is nobody sitting on the shitter, naked, eating cake. and, i didn't see one pussy hat. wtf? somebody at cnn is slipping.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 05:00 PM (KP5rU)

191 Why didn't I see a transzzz on that panel? h8erz.

Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2018 05:00 PM (Z9C5C)

192 npr concerned stock market is "too high."
.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2018 04:58 PM (IqV8l)


The irrational exuberance gambit, eh?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 21, 2018 05:00 PM (T71PA)

193 Dear diary,

I can't believe Brett likes that bitch Tiffany more than me! He's even taking her to the dance! Someday I'll prove to him he made the wrong choice. Mark my words, he will pay!

Posted by: Christine in 82 or 83 or whenever at September 21, 2018 05:00 PM (gC2IV)

194 C. No vocal fry, uptalk or SJW jargon in their response

You're right! It was so pleasant.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:00 PM (T6t7i)

195 Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:00 PM (3aBcq)

Not her. Different prof, different school, similar name.

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 05:01 PM (NYS7S)

196 Hey, DOCTOR Ford. The clock is ticking.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 04:52 PM (ptqGC)
............


Sorry DOCTOR your hour is up. Next week we'll discuss your penis envy and your husband's impotence.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 05:01 PM (HgMAr)

197 (2) Rosenstein summarily fired
(3) #2 to leads to release of unredacted Russia/Deep State documents.


---

The theory is that the two countries that said "wait a moment, you can't redact that" are the UK and NZ, since both were complicit in helping spy on Trump.

Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2018 05:01 PM (QKV7o)

198 68
Kind of suprised they aired this.



Ace posted it earlier, but I'm glad he reposted.



I wonder if it was live, bcz the interviewer was totally
blind-sided.
I do think what these women said is how the majoirity
feel. Except for millenials...I have no idea about them.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018

*
*
She kept trying and trying to elicit a little spoken sympathy for the Ford, but the women wouldn't play ball. Heh, heh, heh . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2018 05:01 PM (/ZWeB)

199 maybe sponge is a girl? Most girls though seem very ok with making contact with men.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 05:01 PM (Ejm4y)

200 Yesterday's The Five was good. Dan Bongino vs. Marie Hork.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:01 PM (ptqGC)

201 On her now deleted Facebook page she wrote "Scalia types must be banned from law."

So she's taking one for the team, it's a lie & a setup.

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:01 PM (3aBcq)

202 Restored some of my faith in womankind, for sure. There are some reasonable women in America!


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2018 04:57 PM (/ZWeB)

You need only read the 'ettes* here to know that.

*Cookies, back rubs, and sammiches accepted.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 05:01 PM (5jVnA)

203 It's somewhat comforting. Despite their finest efforts, the leftists can't turn off the human bullshit detector.

Yeah people have a kneejerk opposition to injustice. And this one is red flagged allll over.

women who buy books with fabio on the cover ripping off a comely lass's bodice may not be super freaked out about a teen trying to cop a feel.

I've read a few of those (so sue me, my sister in law had a box of them at the house and I was really bored one summer). A couple things stood out:

1) the writing is pretty bad
2) there's very little difference between this stuff and Penthouse Forum stories, but there's more talky stuff between the nookie
3) there's always at least one scene of the hero forcing the bratty heroine to kiss him, "bruising her lips with his passion" and so on, until she likes it.

At least, that's the pattern I saw.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:01 PM (39g3+)

204 So her students wrote this about her "don't get on her bad side, she is very dark, she will go after you if she gets upset."

UNHINGED!

--

Is that her for sure? I've heard conflicting reports that those evaluations are for another Chrissy Ford, lefty professor.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 05:01 PM (mQ0Mc)

205 I have two stuffed artichokes cooking on the stove. I'm so excited I can't stand it!

(Hubby is out of town...he's not a huge fan. He wasn't raised on them like this Dago child was.)

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 05:02 PM (cF8AT)

206 Q said they are fixing to drop the October surprise

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 21, 2018 05:02 PM (xInes)

207 I've watched a pretty silly amount of porn in my life and not one time have I felt the need to reach out and touch someone else without their permission.
Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 04:56 PM (F4u7C)

Me either.

Which is probably why I'm stuck watching porn...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:02 PM (bcbK8)

208 I've watched a pretty silly amount of porn in my life and not one time have I felt the need to reach out and touch someone else without their permission.

-=----

I've had friends whip out their dick on the dance floor of a club and gotten blow jobs on the floor thereof. girls may surprise you.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 05:02 PM (Ejm4y)

209 CNN: Occasionally Outside the Bubble

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 21, 2018 05:02 PM (+y/Ru)

210 I'm glad they found a group of women that are logical, but I really do though blame women for creating this mess.

There is a large swath of female voters that this nonsense works on.

Almost every dumb political issue these days is an attempt to appeal to suburban white females.

Posted by: Blago at September 21, 2018 05:02 PM (UfkIY)

211 So you never tried to get to 2nd base while you were making-out with a girl without explicitly asking permission first?



...

Posted by: DocJ



Welp, you just lost all the male commenters. They're busy staring into space and reminiscing.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:02 PM (T6t7i)

212 204 - maybe not confirmed, but then again neither is her story & we have to believe that now don't we?

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:02 PM (3aBcq)

213 I have two stuffed artichokes cooking on the stove. I'm so excited I can't stand it!



(Hubby is out of town...he's not a huge fan. He wasn't raised on them like this Dago child was.)

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 05:02 PM (cF8AT)


I wish I could join you! My husband's out of town, too. LOVE artichokes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:03 PM (ptqGC)

214 Q said they are fixing to drop the October surprise
=========
They need him confirmed because the judiciary committee is going to have other business.

Posted by: simplemind at September 21, 2018 05:03 PM (C6xeQ)

215 168 not one time have I felt the need to reach out and touch someone else without their permission.

I'm hardly an expert but I suspect at least sometimes, some women would prefer guys took the initiative without being handed a permission slip.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:58 PM (39g3+)


Yep... some Women bitch about not being able to find a real Man... one who will take charge.


But then, they put they make it a Federal Offense if you do that, when they DON'T want it.



Can't have it both ways Ladies.

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 05:03 PM (NgKpN)

216 Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:02 PM (T6t7i)

I laughed.

(Golf clap.)

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 05:03 PM (NYS7S)

217 Well, those republican broads, well, they probably all listen to Alex Jones and are totes Raycists and all.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 05:03 PM (2sCft)

218 The Dems little oopsie... they are down to "Steiner Will Come!! "...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 05:03 PM (O3+/S)

219 191
Why didn't I see a transzzz on that panel? h8erz.


Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2018 05:00 PM (Z9C5C)

50% chance he/she/? was no longer available.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 05:03 PM (5jVnA)

220 Dead armadillos frying in the Texas sun know that this is horse shit of the deepest, most odiferous quality. So, yeah.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at September 21, 2018 05:03 PM (1FhAQ)

221 Ballsy Ford got EOD deadline to present testimony. Guess that means 8 pm our time.

Posted by: kallisto at September 21, 2018 05:04 PM (wZxsP)

222 Q said they are fixing to drop the October surprise


The Towers of Two Brothers
Stand opposed
Lightning fills the Dawn
and the eagle flies with the dove
If you can't be with the one you love
Love the one you're with

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:04 PM (yQpMk)

223 Beef Teriyaki. It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Posted by: Sumgai, now with Blue Checkmark! at September 21, 2018 05:05 PM (ctuyM)

224 I wish I could join you! My husband's out of town, too. LOVE artichokes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:03 PM (ptqGC)

I'll shove one through the USB port....be careful. Sometimes the Romano cheese gets stuck.

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 05:05 PM (cF8AT)

225 218 The Dems little oopsie... they are down to "Steiner Will Come!! "...
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 05:03 PM (O3+/S)


Nah. Steiner's not even breathing hard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 05:05 PM (je6Oi)

226 npr concerned stock market is "too high."

I am too, honestly. It seems unrelated to the actual economic activity and I don't want things to go too crazy. Moderation has best long-term effects. Capitalism has a tendency to spike high and crash over and over, and we'd be better off if things were a bit more smoothed off -- not by command or law, but by more sane and restrained capitalists.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:05 PM (39g3+)

227
Shit or get off the pot sugartits

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 21, 2018 05:05 PM (TAmPV)

228 I've watched a pretty silly amount of porn in my life and not one time have I felt the need to reach out and touch someone else without their permission.

+++++
I confess. I once touched myself without permission....

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 05:05 PM (2sCft)

229 There is a large swath of female voters that this nonsense works on.
.............

So, you've met my brother.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 05:05 PM (HgMAr)

230 2 hours until Ted has Robbie standing in a puddle of his own piss.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 05:06 PM (+fO9N)

231 I'm pretty sure I've never seen this level of anger in the Normal-People political base. Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:55 PM (mk9aG)

The ladies I work with, at least one registered democrat, not sure about the other, have called this out as a shameful temper tantrum. They support Trump, support Kavanaugh (good Catholic girls, they are, and they trust that he's pro-life).

I think of them as average American heartland wimmens. They like the stupid morning shows, know who's who on The View, keep up with celebrities, but they understand this is bullshit and it makes them angry.

Warms my heart.

Posted by: April at September 21, 2018 05:06 PM (X7ljN)

232 To think that CNN would not load a " panel" with fellow travellers is non credible... their playbook... all dogeared and covfefe stained and smelly...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 05:06 PM (O3+/S)

233 The line between rape and rapture is simple:

Are you a tall, attractive man of means? Then mash away. Otherwise, you are a rapist.

Posted by: Feminism is just hypergamy dressed up in clinical-sounding prose at September 21, 2018 05:06 PM (4VAdr)

234 But then, they put they make it a Federal Offense if you do that, when they DON'T want it.
-----

which is why:

1. some girls don't know it until they've gotten kissed.

2. most normal girls can turn their face, play along, or stop teh whole mess because, and I'm just a guy who has never ID'd as a girl, but that's how life is for girls according to some comedians.

You know guys want to touch you and you're not against it, in principle, or if you are you know how to handle it without being a trigglypoofter.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 05:06 PM (Ejm4y)

235 The same people who have been pushing the "Everyone Fuck Everything That Moves Like Mindless Horny Zoo Monkeys" on everybody from 12 years old to age 92 for the last 50 years are the same people acting SHOCKED!!! that sometimes young people touch other young people, and try to make everything RAPE!!!

It must be so confusing to be a teenage boy today. "Here's your free condoms and Planned Paranthood Sex Manual. Also, if you touch a girl that's rape and your life is ruined."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 21, 2018 05:06 PM (AXR+6)

236
The theory is that the two countries that said "wait a moment, you can't redact that" are the UK and NZ, since both were complicit in helping spy on Trump.
Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2018 05:01 PM (QKV7o)


Yup.... but so damn what. Release the Kraken! er.. Unredacted docs...

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 05:06 PM (NgKpN)

237 I wish I could join you! My husband's out of town, too. LOVE artichokes.



Is this some kind of swinger euphemism?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:06 PM (yQpMk)

238 These women should shut the fuck up too!

Posted by: Senator Kamikaze at September 21, 2018 05:07 PM (gC2IV)

239 I'll shove one through the USB port....be careful. Sometimes the Romano cheese gets stuck.

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 05:05 PM (cF8AT)


I'm drooling! My husband loves them, too. Have you ever made them with melted brie between the leaves? There's a restaurant in Chicago that made them that way, and I have their recipe somewhere.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:07 PM (ptqGC)

240 npr concerned stock market is "too high."
.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2018 04:58 PM

Hey! Lay off my medical marijuana.

Posted by: Stock Market at September 21, 2018 05:07 PM (2NqXo)

241 Q said they are fixing to drop the October surprise


The Towers of Two Brothers
Stand opposed
Lightning fills the Dawn
and the eagle flies with the dove
If you can't be with the one you love
Love the one you're with
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:04 PM (yQpMk)
++++
That Nostradamus wrote some classic songs, man.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 05:07 PM (2sCft)

242 Sheeit,I used to try to steal home....

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 05:07 PM (mCMQ5)

243 I have two stuffed artichokes cooking on the stove. I'm so excited I can't stand it!

I'll be right over. White wine, right?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:07 PM (39g3+)

244 230 2 hours until Ted has Robbie standing in a puddle of his own piss.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 05:06 PM (+fO9N)

What was that about touching Margot Robbie?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:07 PM (bcbK8)

245 CNN promotes this so they can go "see we're not biased!!!"

But they ignore that their reporter was pushing an agenda. And that all their other coverage has been about how Kavanaugh is the biggest rapist in American history.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 21, 2018 05:07 PM (zRwJ/)

246
It must be so confusing to be a teenage boy today. "Here's your free condoms and Planned Paranthood Sex Manual. Also, if you touch a girl that's rape and your life is ruined."
=======
Its almost as if someone has baited a trap . . .

Posted by: simplemind at September 21, 2018 05:08 PM (C6xeQ)

247 Stock Market... " Money Talks"... AC/DC got it....

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 05:08 PM (O3+/S)

248 I wish I had been one of the women interviewed here. I can think of a bunch of things they didn't say.

Actually, they probably DID say them and it got edited out.

They did a nice job, but as was said upthread, I don't think they should have spoken as though it definitely happened. Because I don't believe it did, at least with him.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:08 PM (C1PQi)

249 I wish I could join you! My husband's out of town, too. LOVE artichokes.

Is this some kind of swinger euphemism?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:06 PM (yQpMk)
++++
Heh, I was thinking the same deprave thought. What kind of secret, sexy womanspeak code-talk is this?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 05:08 PM (2sCft)

250 So much for Trump's claim that CNN is biased.

Posted by: Mister Herbert at September 21, 2018 05:08 PM (0HXB0)

251 There is a large swath of female voters that this nonsense works on.

I don't know as its large, but there is a section this works with and always will, primarily young, unmarried gals. Married women tend to get a bit more sense especially if they have boys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:08 PM (39g3+)

252 I'm drooling! My husband loves them, too. Have you ever made them with melted brie between the leaves? There's a restaurant in Chicago that made them that way, and I have their recipe somewhere.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:07 PM (ptqGC)

Brie!? Sacrilege!

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (cF8AT)

253 "It must be so confusing to be a teenage boy today. "Here's your free condoms and Planned Paranthood Sex Manual. Also, if you touch a girl that's rape and your life is ruined."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 21, 2018 05:06 PM (AXR+6) "

I for one welcome our new INCEL overlords.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (oZ6kz)

254 Guess I'll eat leftover wine-braised roast beef tonight.


And look, it's Tito O' Clock!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (ptqGC)

255 I'm drooling! My husband loves them, too.



It gets worse!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (yQpMk)

256 2 hours until Ted has Robbie standing in a puddle of his own piss.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 05:06 PM (+fO9N)

What was that about touching Margot Robbie?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:07 PM (bcbK


Right in the artichoke.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (y87Qq)

257 I wish they could get something on this woman and we could move on... Seems the Dems did a good job scrubbing asll traces of her

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (O2RFr)

258 In a white room with black curtains
Near the stations black roof country
No gold pavements tired starlings
Silver horses ran down moonbeams
Q Anon

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (mCMQ5)

259 241 ++++
That Nostradamus wrote some classic songs, man.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 05:07 PM (2sCft)


"When the Jews return to Zion,
and a comet fills the sky,
and the Holy Roman Empire rises,
then you and I must die..."

- - Damien Thorne

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (/9p9e)

260 Oh fvckity fvck, is this gonna turn into all women are evil and a MGTOW thread. I thought people had evolved past that. Unfvckingbelievable. Sit down you Neanderthals.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (EeHjs)

261 206
Q said they are fixing to drop the October surprise

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 21, 2018 05:02 PM (xInes)

Sarah Sanders baking a real pecan pie on video?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (5jVnA)

262 Brie!? Sacrilege!

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (cF8AT)


I KNEW you'd say that! Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (ptqGC)

263 There is a large swath of female voters that this nonsense works on.

----

they're two types:

1. dyed in the wool crazy female ladies
2. cuck GOP leader types who are scared to death that category 1 might not vote GOP.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 05:10 PM (Ejm4y)

264 It must be so confusing to be a teenage boy today. "Here's your free condoms and Planned Paranthood Sex Manual. Also, if you touch a girl that's rape and your life is ruined."
=======
Its almost as if someone has baited a trap . . .

Posted by: simplemind at September 21, 2018 05:08 PM (C6xeQ)


Then add in, if you actually do have sex, hope it does not end up in pregnancy... or it is totally up to HER if she kills your child, or you pay child support for the next 18 years.

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 05:10 PM (NgKpN)

265 More than ever before, women have their own money to manage, bills to pay... and their money is subject to the Trump Economy Effect... Money Talks....

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 05:10 PM (O3+/S)

266 Guy named Artie was so desperate he accepted one dollar to murder four people, but he got caught. Next day the headline read: ARTICHOKES FOUR FOR A DOLLAR.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 05:10 PM (HgMAr)

267 Back when they were tormenting Shia LaWhateverItIs, to my great amusement, I started trying to follow /pol/.

But the autism was just too strong for me to me remain engaged, and I gave up, realizing I can't do 4chan.

I know some of you guys follow the 'Q' stuff (as evidenced upthread).

What kind of track-record does this guy or these guys have? Have they been accurate or inaccurate, heretofore?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 05:10 PM (AzW6q)

268 Take heart, fearless ones. The Seattle PI has a poll that predicts a BLUE WAVE come November.

I hate this town

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2018 05:10 PM (d7Ww2)

269 260 Oh fvckity fvck, is this gonna turn into all women are evil and a MGTOW thread. I thought people had evolved past that. Unfvckingbelievable. Sit down you Neanderthals.

Nah, only Dem women

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:10 PM (O2RFr)

270 If you're not sure you must've been drunk during the first airing

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (I2dne)


My secret is out.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:52 PM (lwiT4)
========

You go, girl!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at September 21, 2018 05:11 PM (//voU)

271 230 2 hours until Ted has Robbie standing in a puddle of his own piss.

cain't wait

nbcdfw.com at 6pm CST

You'd think if he was killing it poll wise they'd broadcast it.

Posted by: DanMan at September 21, 2018 05:11 PM (QMG5F)

272 Sit down you Neanderthals.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (EeHjs)


Hmmm... going to tell us to shut up next?

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 05:11 PM (NgKpN)

273
The Rusted Chains of Prison Moons
Are shattered by the Sun
I walk a road Horizons change
The tournament's begun

- Q Anon

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:11 PM (yQpMk)

274 264 It must be so confusing to be a teenage boy today. "Here's your free condoms and Planned Paranthood Sex Manual. Also, if you touch a girl that's rape and your life is ruined."
=======
Its almost as if someone has baited a trap . . .

Posted by: simplemind at September 21, 2018 05:08 PM (C6xeQ)


Then add in, if you actually do have sex, hope it does not end up in pregnancy... or it is totally up to HER if she kills your child, or you pay child support for the next 18 years.
Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 05:10 PM (NgKpN)


So the theme song is The Tubes' "Don't Touch Me There."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:11 PM (/9p9e)

275 Posted by: Mister Herbert at September 21, 2018 05:08 PM (0HXB0)

167-hours per week of non-stop Trump Hate
1-hour when they get caught off-guard by shoddy panel-guest screening

Totes not biased at all.

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 05:11 PM (NYS7S)

276 is this gonna turn into all women are evil and a MGTOW thread.

MGTOW? Make girls trim our weeds?

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:11 PM (T6t7i)

277 I will walk back. Incognito, at my own pace.

You can expect after the last Supreme Court decisions over voting complaints we bring during the midterms.

Posted by: Ms. Dr. Perfesser Blasey-Ford at September 21, 2018 05:11 PM (QrTqV)

278 "It must be so confusing to be a teenage boy today. "Here's your free
condoms and Planned Paranthood Sex Manual. Also, if you touch a girl
that's rape and your life is ruined."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 21, 2018 05:06 PM (AXR+6) "

Celibacy or condoms? Not a bad decision-making process.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 05:11 PM (5jVnA)

279 260 Oh fvckity fvck, is this gonna turn into all women are evil and a MGTOW thread. I thought people had evolved past that. Unfvckingbelievable. Sit down you Neanderthals.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (EeHjs)

Nopers, not for my part, anyway... me, much more concerned about beta males.....

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 05:12 PM (O3+/S)

280 So the theme song is The Tubes' "Don't Touch Me There."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:11 PM (/9p9e)

But...she's a beauty...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:12 PM (bcbK8)

281 Oh fvckity fvck, is this gonna turn into all women are evil and a MGTOW thread.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (EeHjs)


Whenever I see that acronym I get excited because I think it's going to be about something tube-launched, optically-tracked, and wire-guided. But no. What a disappointment.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 05:12 PM (y87Qq)

282 278 "It must be so confusing to be a teenage boy today. "Here's your free
condoms and Planned Paranthood Sex Manual. Also, if you touch a girl
that's rape and your life is ruined."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 21, 2018 05:06 PM (AXR+6) "

Celibacy or condoms? Not a bad decision-making process.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 05:11 PM (5jVnA)


"And on the 8th Day, G-d created the Ficus..."

- - Rabbi H. Weinstein in the Garden of Eden spot

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:12 PM (/9p9e)

283 Sarah Sanders baking a real pecan pie on video?
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (5jVnA)

No. That's the November surprise, Sarah Sanders makes Thanksgiving from scratch

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:13 PM (AllCR)

284 Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought this would happen to me, but there I was, buying artichokes at the farmers market...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 05:13 PM (gC2IV)

285 I think in 1982 things were a lot different... We didn't have the MeToo movement .. We had movies like Fast times at Ridgemont high...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:13 PM (O2RFr)

286 280 So the theme song is The Tubes' "Don't Touch Me There."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:11 PM (/9p9e)

But...she's a beauty...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:12 PM (bcbK


Angel is Certified Ho....

Na-na nuh-na-na-na....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:13 PM (/9p9e)

287 Tami, I'll take the brie if you don't want it. I bought some rosemary olive oil crackers the other day and I think it would go nicely with them.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:13 PM (C1PQi)

288 Oh, boy.

Some "journOlist" at MSDNC suggested DOCTOR Ford file criminal charges against Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

289 It must be so confusing to be a teenage boy today. "Here's your free condoms and Planned Paranthood Sex Manual. Also, if you touch a girl that's rape and your life is ruined."
=======
Its almost as if someone has baited a trap . . .

Posted by: simplemind at September 21, 2018 05:08 PM (C6xeQ)


Then add in, if you actually do have sex, hope it does not end up in pregnancy... or it is totally up to HER if she kills your child, or you pay child support for the next 18 years.
=========
This is not what I paid due for to the Patriarchy!
Where's my pipe, robe and slippers? My dinner on the table at 5:30 sharp every night?

This is not the fun universe is it? This is the one where we have to put up with a LOT of crummy stuff, and, you know, deal with it. Fine. I'll do it. But I'd like a pat on the head once in a while.

Posted by: simplemind at September 21, 2018 05:14 PM (C6xeQ)

290 266 Guy named Artie was so desperate he accepted one dollar to murder four people, but he got caught. Next day the headline read: ARTICHOKES FOUR FOR A DOLLAR.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 05:10 PM (HgMAr)

Speakin' of which....when my mom and dad use to make these, artichokes were 10 for a $1.00. I paid close to $6.00 FOR TWO!

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 05:14 PM (cF8AT)

291 Ford has two teenage sons. Strange how karma works.

Posted by: Ever at September 21, 2018 05:14 PM (OLS0m)

292 So the theme song is The Tubes' "Don't Touch Me There."


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:11 PM (/9p9e)


But...she's a beauty...

Christine came Up From The Deep...

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 05:14 PM (TUU1F)

293 MGTOW? Make girls trim our weeds?

Now that's a movement I can get behind. In bikinis, with a string trimmer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:14 PM (39g3+)

294 283 Sarah Sanders baking a real pecan pie on video?
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (5jVnA)

No. That's the November surprise, Sarah Sanders makes Thanksgiving from scratch
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:13 PM (AllCR)


And she tosses the axe away and rips off the turkey's head with her bare hands!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:14 PM (/9p9e)

295 259

When the Jews return to Zion,
and a comet fills the sky,
and the Holy Roman Empire rises,
then you and I must die..."

- - Damien Thorne
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (/9p9e)


Do the Jews come back to Zion BEFORE.. or AFTER... the swallows come back to Capistrano?????

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 05:14 PM (O3+/S)

296 288 I say go for it.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 05:14 PM (mCMQ5)

297 Some "journOlist" at MSDNC suggested DOCTOR Ford file criminal charges against Kavanaugh.

You know she's gonna do it... Maryland has no statute of limitations

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:15 PM (O2RFr)

298 What's this about a new Magic: The Gathering expansion? I stopped playing in 98.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 05:15 PM (oZ6kz)

299 291 Ford has two teenage sons. Strange how karma works.
Posted by: Ever at September 21, 2018 05:14 PM (OLS0m)


I bet the father is Frank Marshall Davis...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:15 PM (/9p9e)

300 285 I think in 1982 things were a lot different... We didn't have the MeToo movement .. We had movies like Fast times at Ridgemont high...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:13 PM (O2RFr)

It was a whole lot different. (I was 16 in '82)

"Fast Times" was not inaccurate. Hollywood, but not inaccurate.

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 05:15 PM (NYS7S)

301 285 I think in 1982 things were a lot different... We didn't have the MeToo movement .. We had movies like Fast times at Ridgemont high...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:13 PM (O2RFr)

That, and we didn't know what AIDS was...

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 05:15 PM (NgKpN)

302 189 I've watched a pretty silly amount of porn in my life and not one time have I felt the need to reach out and touch someone else without their permission.

So you never tried to get to 2nd base while you were making-out with a girl without explicitly asking permission first?

Sheesh, kids these days...
Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 05:00 PM (NYS7S)


Try sliding into home before hitting all the bases first.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2018 05:15 PM (1g7ch)

303 72 Sit down you Neanderthals.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (EeHjs)


Hmmm... going to tell us to shut up next?
Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 05:11 PM (NgKpN)


Did I hurtz you wittle fweelings? Ahhh. I'm sorry I had an opinion that slamming all women is retrograde. I guess I should shutty.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:16 PM (EeHjs)

304 Ford has two teenage sons. Strange how karma works.
Posted by: Ever at September 21, 2018 05:14 PM (OLS0m)

------

If I were a rich man, there'd be an opportunity here for a lucky young lady at their HS to get a full ride scholarship to the institution of her choosing, if they'd just say a couple of things.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 05:16 PM (AzW6q)

305 "Ford has two teenage sons. Strange how karma works.

Posted by: Ever at September 21, 2018 05:14 PM (OLS0m) "

With that bitch on wheels as their mom we're just lucky they aren't already Elliot Rodgers.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 05:16 PM (oZ6kz)

306 You know she's gonna do it... Maryland has no statute of limitations

Posted by: It's me donna


No she won't. Filing a police complaint means you're legally liable for lying.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:16 PM (T6t7i)

307 So,when exactly did the country going fucking nuts?The night Obama was re elected?Before??

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 05:16 PM (mCMQ5)

308 The on the left and the one in the middle are hot. The others are all definitely in the doable range.

No pink hair or facial piercings to be seen. Excellent wives and mothers all, I'm sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 05:16 PM (FFJtw)

309 I can't wait for RBG to retire - the fireworks then will be spectacular!

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:16 PM (3aBcq)

310 297 Some "journOlist" at MSDNC suggested DOCTOR Ford file criminal charges against Kavanaugh.

You know she's gonna do it... Maryland has no statute of limitations
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:15 PM (O2RFr)

Without knowing the address, how does she know it was in Maryland?


Could have been in DC... which has a Statute of Limitations.

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 05:16 PM (NgKpN)

311 "Some "journOlist" at MSDNC suggested DOCTOR Ford file criminal charges against Kavanaugh."

File? Or filed?

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 05:17 PM (NYS7S)

312 So the stupid lying Beyotch can't testify Monday cause she's afraid to fly... Wants to drive... yeah, great..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:17 PM (O2RFr)

313
Tami, I'll take the brie if you don't want it. I bought some rosemary
olive oil crackers the other day and I think it would go nicely with
them.



Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:13 PM (C1PQi)


I bought some lemoncello vinegar not long ago, and whisked with some olive oil, it's delish with artichoke leaves. I also love rosemary olive oil crackers. I've got some lemon chevre in the fridge. We need to combine all our goodies!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:17 PM (ptqGC)

314 291. Can you imagine her sons. Probably are both male feminists who wear Pussy Hats.

Heard her husband looks like Meathead Stivic

Posted by: Jonah at September 21, 2018 05:17 PM (HrSJb)

315 Can you imagine how unhinged they will become if she's gone? She's basically their Jesus Christ!

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:17 PM (3aBcq)

316 Maximum Gross Weight Take Off?

is that for the African or European swallow?

Posted by: simplemind at September 21, 2018 05:17 PM (C6xeQ)

317 I guess I should shutty.



It wouldn't hurt.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:17 PM (yQpMk)

318 We didn't have the MeToo movement .. We had movies like Fast times at Ridgemont high...

And Last American Virgin, both strongly featuring abortion and consequences.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:17 PM (39g3+)

319 CNN could easily have found five democrat women to tell them the same thing.

Posted by: Stock Market at September 21, 2018 05:17 PM (2NqXo)

320 Speakin' of which....when my mom and dad use to make these, artichokes were 10 for a $1.00. I paid close to $6.00 FOR TWO!

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 05:14 PM (cF8AT)
...........

Makes you want to choke someone, don't it?

Posted by: Artie at September 21, 2018 05:17 PM (HgMAr)

321 303 72 Sit down you Neanderthals.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (EeHjs)


Hmmm... going to tell us to shut up next?
Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 05:11 PM (NgKpN)


Did I hurtz you wittle fweelings? Ahhh. I'm sorry I had an opinion that slamming all women is retrograde. I guess I should shutty.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:16 PM (EeHjs)


LOL... I see you pull the usual Passive aggressive card...


How predictable.


You are amusing, not infuriating...

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 05:18 PM (NgKpN)

322 This pause only serves to highlight the fact that British and Australian officials were recruited by Brennan to subvert our election. The president knows what he's doing.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 21, 2018 05:18 PM (Ndje9)

323 You know she's gonna do it... Maryland has no statute of limitations
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:15 PM (O2RFr)
---------

Well, I wish her lots of luck. She can't say what date, not even what year, what town, what house, who owned the house, etc. All she can remember is what she was wearing, that she had one beer, and that a Supreme Court nominee who went to a different school was definitely up there in that room with her.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:18 PM (C1PQi)

324 Sit down you Neanderthals.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (EeHjs)


Hmmm... going to tell us to shut up next?
Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 05:11 PM (NgKpN)

-------------

Nah. "Calm down" is called for here.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 05:18 PM (I16G8)

325 Sweet! Sean Christie is in custody. Caught in Ohio.

Posted by: Orson at September 21, 2018 05:18 PM (IsmUY)

326 Obviously, five handmaids with Stockholm Syndrome. (You heard it here first. It'll be a talking point by tomorrow.)

On the "I'm afraid of flying" comment, my wife said her mother used to say "Aren't you just too sugar-sweet to live." when one of the kids acted like that.

I must also point out that this is a college professor. People wonder why today's yoots are such whiney snowflakes. I just can't see how that could be connected.

Posted by: George LeS at September 21, 2018 05:19 PM (59GGI)

327 "Did I hurtz you wittle fweelings? Ahhh. I'm sorry I had an opinion that slamming all women is retrograde. I guess I should shutty.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:16 PM (EeHjs) "

No one brought up MGTOW and no one slammed all women. You seem to have an axe to grind and there are 2 or 3 posters that you regularly engage with on this shit. They're culpable too, but seriously, this is kindergarten bullshit.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 05:19 PM (oZ6kz)

328 Speakin' of which....when my mom and dad use to make these, artichokes were 10 for a $1.00. I paid close to $6.00 FOR TWO!

Even just half an hour from Salinas and Monterey they're about 2 for $5, until you get to the roadside stands around Monterey or Watsonville. Then you can get any size you want for a decent price. I like in the dead of winter when we get the "frost kist" ones, which have frost damage, ain't pretty but they're super sweet.

There's the Giant Artichoke in Watsonville where they deep fry the hearts, I like to parboil and then grill them with olive oil and herbs, then fill them with aioli.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 05:19 PM (TUU1F)

329 Wow, I just noticed Don Q self-identifies as a Neanderthal. Huh.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:19 PM (EeHjs)

330 It will be tasty when RBG retires. That is a dem seat that they want filled.

Trump can take his time with that one, and smile at a 5-3 court

Posted by: Jonah at September 21, 2018 05:19 PM (HrSJb)

331 No she won't. Filing a police complaint means you're legally liable for lying./i]

Yeah, the police wouldn't take it to begin with but even if she came up with enough specifics for them to even attempt beginning a case, there are penalties for falsely filing a police report.

Plus, what's described might technically push against the legal definition of assault, but you'd have to really be out for blood as a prosecutor to even consider taking it to trial. Teenage boys get handsy with girl, and you wanna make a court case??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:19 PM (39g3+)

332 another black eye for ford. second look at a new dodge challenger? with a manual shift transmission. to keep the playas from boosting it?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 05:19 PM (KP5rU)

333 What does MGTOW stand for?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:19 PM (AllCR)

334 287 Tami, I'll take the brie if you don't want it. I bought some rosemary olive oil crackers the other day and I think it would go nicely with them.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:13 PM (C1PQi)

It would go perfect with those...just not in my artichokes!

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 05:19 PM (cF8AT)

335 Well, I wish her lots of luck. She can't say what date, not even what year, what town, what house, who owned the house, etc. All she can remember is what she was wearing, that she had one beer, and that a Supreme Court nominee who went to a different school was definitely up there in that room with her.

Of course that is the rational thing ... She's not rational... Remember those "leaders" in Maryland are not fond of Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:19 PM (O2RFr)

336
So the theme song is The Tubes' "Don't Touch Me There."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:11 PM (/9p9e)
But...she's a beauty...


White Punks On Dope

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 21, 2018 05:19 PM (TAmPV)

337 So,when exactly did the country going fucking nuts?


The Large Hadron Collider first went operational on September 10th, 2008. I'm not saying it's Bearded Spock Time Space Rift, but it's Bearded Spock Time Space Rift.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:20 PM (yQpMk)

338 Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 05:19 PM (oZ6kz)


Muahahahaha

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:20 PM (EeHjs)

339 On the declassification, I'm on the side of those who think Trump doesn't want to release that shit until AFTER the Kavanaugh woo-hah blows over. Never let a good headline go to waste.

Posted by: George LeS at September 21, 2018 05:20 PM (59GGI)

340 is that for the African or European swallow?
Posted by: simplemind at September 21, 2018 05:17 PM

I tell you, the African gals are ten years ahead of their European counterparts.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 21, 2018 05:20 PM (2NqXo)

341 Tami, sometimes Fresh Market gets artichokes the size of babies' heads. They go for about $3 each, but they're so worth it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:20 PM (ptqGC)

342 I bought some lemoncello vinegar not long ago, and whisked with some olive oil, it's delish with artichoke leaves. I also love rosemary olive oil crackers. I've got some lemon chevre in the fridge. We need to combine all our goodies!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:17 PM (ptqGC)
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Great idea. And then we'll all go shopping! Tami, do we need to find you a dress for your son's wedding, or do you have 20 of them in your closet waiting to see if they get chosen?

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:20 PM (C1PQi)

343 @333

Men
Going
Their
Own
Way

Sort of a He-Man Woman Hater's Club for the Current Year

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 05:20 PM (NYS7S)

344 Castroville, the Artichoke Capital of the World!

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 05:20 PM (HgMAr)

345 Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:16 PM (EeHjs) "

Calm down.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 05:20 PM (ZLlh9)

346 Sean Christie?

Posted by: Jonah at September 21, 2018 05:21 PM (HrSJb)

347 Can you imagine her sons. Probably are both male feminists who wear Pussy Hats.

If they go to Gunn HS in Palo Alto, you can bet on it.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 05:21 PM (TUU1F)

348 No one brought up MGTOW and no one slammed all women. You seem to have an axe to grind and there are 2 or 3 posters that you regularly engage with on this shit. They're culpable too, but seriously, this is kindergarten bullshit.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 05:19 PM (oZ6kz)


I think a post saying "I blame all women" is close enough.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:21 PM (EeHjs)

349 and that a Supreme Court nominee who went to a different school was definitely up there in that room with her...
Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:18 PM (C1PQi)


...along with some number of other people between zero and six, and that she both arrived and departed by magic.

THE PERFECT CRIME

Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 05:21 PM (y87Qq)

350 May God Take Our Women?

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 05:21 PM (mCMQ5)

351 And she tosses the axe away and rips off the turkey's head with her bare hands!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:14 PM (/9p9e)

Bunk.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 05:21 PM (5jVnA)

352 So,when exactly did the country going fucking nuts?

Chemtrails, and fluoride in the water.

Tellin' ya.

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 05:21 PM (NYS7S)

353 Some "journOlist" at MSDNC suggested DOCTOR Ford file criminal charges against Kavanaugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

---------------

I've been hoping she will. Game, set and match for filing a false police report.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 05:21 PM (I16G8)

354 um, the police will ask her to explain what happened. That's the first step. Bitch won't even fly. She's not coming to Maryland to do this.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 05:21 PM (Ejm4y)

355 What does MGTOW stand for?

-
#MeGropedTooOwWee?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 21, 2018 05:22 PM (+y/Ru)

356 >>I bought some lemoncello vinegar not long ago, and whisked with some olive oil, it's delish with artichoke leaves. I also love rosemary olive oil crackers. I've got some lemon chevre in the fridge. We need to combine all our goodies!



I have wine

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 05:22 PM (W+vEI)

357 What does MGTOW stand for?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:19 PM


Men Going Their Own Way.

Posted by: Improving your Pixyness at September 21, 2018 05:22 PM (ctuyM)

358 Great idea. And then we'll all go shopping! Tami,
do we need to find you a dress for your son's wedding, or do you have 20
of them in your closet waiting to see if they get chosen?



Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:20 PM (C1PQi)


Yes! And we can have cocktails.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:22 PM (ptqGC)

359 Sean Christie?

------

It's Shawn Christie. I just looked him up, and he is nuttier than Chinese chicken salad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 05:22 PM (AzW6q)

360 Republican Front Holers Rule!

Posted by: Ma Duece at September 21, 2018 05:22 PM (0dmP2)

361 354 um, the police will ask her to explain what happened. That's the first step. Bitch won't even fly. She's not coming to Maryland to do this.

Bet if we checked she flys all the time

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:22 PM (O2RFr)

362 Can you imagine how unhinged they will become if she's gone? She's basically their Jesus Christ!
=======

Funny how their messiah continually changes.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 21, 2018 05:22 PM (//voU)

363 Even just half an hour from Salinas and Monterey they're about 2 for $5, until you get to the roadside stands around Monterey or Watsonville. Then you can get any size you want for a decent price. I like in the dead of winter when we get the "frost kist" ones, which have frost damage, ain't pretty but they're super sweet.

There's the Giant Artichoke in Watsonville where they deep fry the hearts, I like to parboil and then grill them with olive oil and herbs, then fill them with aioli.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 05:19 PM (TUU1F)

I'm soooo jealous!

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 05:22 PM (cF8AT)

364 MGTOW? Make girls trim our weeds?
Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:11 PM (T6t7i)




https://youtu.be/Rk92DpKtL8Q

Posted by: Buzzion at September 21, 2018 05:22 PM (ks/4z)

365 >>>Oh fvckity fvck, is this gonna turn into all women are evil and a MGTOW thread.

Impossible. The whole point of it is that Democrats have been unable to rob women of their essential humanity and turn them into identity politics automatons.

The eeriest story I've heard was the one about the boy in Stalinist Russia who turned in his own parents for some violation or other, to be executed and was hailed as a hero by the state. This on the contrary is a story about how it doesn't always have to be so.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2018 05:23 PM (/qEW2)

366 352; it's the chemtrails, for sure. they'll get you everywhere. no escape.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 05:23 PM (KP5rU)

367 I have wine

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 05:22 PM (W+vEI)


Perfect!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:23 PM (ptqGC)

368 "I think a post saying "I blame all women" is close enough.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:21 PM (EeHjs) "

Which post would that be? I did a search for "I blame all women" and only your post shows up. If you're paraphrasing then maybe you should actually post the quote.

Or don't. This is silly and distracts from the actual topic.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 05:23 PM (oZ6kz)

369 What does MGTOW stand for

Maximum Gross Take Off Weight

But I don't know whether she is asking about the African Or European swallows. . .

Posted by: simplemind at September 21, 2018 05:23 PM (fsHX7)

370 344 Castroville, the Artichoke Capital of the World!
Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 05:20 PM (HgMAr)


Ironically, Americans consume not a whole helluva lot of them. We ship about 65% of our crop overseas, mostly to Italy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:23 PM (/9p9e)

371 So she will be so upset about all by next week that she simply cannot testify. It will just be too hard on her sensitive feelings and it will hurt too much.

I mean she didn't even tell her best friend right? So how can she talk about this horrifying attack in public?

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:23 PM (3aBcq)

372 Wow. Artichokes can kill you, thats why their named ArtiCHOKES. True. Look it up.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 05:23 PM (3SzRC)

373 Tami, sometimes Fresh Market gets artichokes the size of babies' heads. They go for about $3 each, but they're so worth it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


THEY'RE MAKING SALAD OUT OF BABY'S HEADS!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 21, 2018 05:23 PM (vcOmj)

374 MGTOW is an anti-skank missile.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 05:23 PM (ZLlh9)

375 A lot of 'ettes get along just fine with us Neanderthals....

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 05:23 PM (mCMQ5)

376 359 Sean Christie?

------

It's Shawn Christie. I just looked him up, and he is nuttier than Chinese chicken salad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 05:22 PM (AzW6q)


"You go NOW!"

- - Secretary of Transportation

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:23 PM (/9p9e)

377 Bet if we checked she flys all the time

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:22 PM (O2RFr)
.............

I still need more proof she even exists.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 05:24 PM (HgMAr)

378 Bet if we checked she flys all the time
Posted by: It's me donna

On a broomstick!

(rimshot!)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 21, 2018 05:24 PM (vcOmj)

379 If we're going to have wine and cocktails, we'll need a chaffeur. Any of you Neanderthals have a stretch limo?

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:24 PM (C1PQi)

380 or McCabe. One of those Macs anyways.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:49 PM (yQpMk)

Mrs. Miller?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 05:24 PM (iwUO9)

381 here's how it will go with Md Police.

"hi he kissed me and touched my body. I thought I would die"

ok..let's interview Brett now.

"I wasn't there, I don't know who this person is"

ok. uh, Dr. Ford, did you have any bruises or witnesses?

"no, nothing"

ok, we're not going any further with this.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 05:24 PM (Ejm4y)

382 Shouldn't those women be wearing the sexy handmaiden outfits?

Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 05:24 PM (j0Mw7)

383 A lot of 'ettes get along just fine with us Neanderthals....



They love our musk..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:24 PM (yQpMk)

384 375 A lot of 'ettes get along just fine with us Neanderthals....
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 05:23 PM (mCMQ5)


GEICO commercial? Again?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:24 PM (/9p9e)

385 Is that really what MGTOW stands for?!?

I don't usually like to use it as a pejorative, but that's pretty gay. Only a beta would use tgat term unironically.

Posted by: Feminism is just hypergamy dressed up in clinical-sounding prose at September 21, 2018 05:24 PM (4VAdr)

386 I like in the dead of winter when we get the "frost kist" ones, which have frost damage, ain't pretty but they're super sweet.

I LOVE those. We get them here, and the frost "damage" disappears when they're cooked. And yes, they're super sweet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:24 PM (ptqGC)

387 I'm so glad I'm married and don't have to worry about having sex anymore.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 05:24 PM (gC2IV)

388 373 Tami, sometimes Fresh Market gets artichokes the size of babies' heads. They go for about $3 each, but they're so worth it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


THEY'RE MAKING SALAD OUT OF BABY'S HEADS!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 21, 2018 05:23 PM (vcOmj)

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:24 PM (bcbK8)

389 chauffeur, sorry.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:25 PM (C1PQi)

390 In the Joo part of Rome they squash them and grill them. Delish.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 05:25 PM (3SzRC)

391 Ouch. If those ladies aren't 'ettes, they should be.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at September 21, 2018 05:25 PM (uGHnY)

392 It's hilarious you think you, of all people, telling me to calm down is something I'd take seriously. Cracking up.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:25 PM (EeHjs)

393 A lot of 'ettes love us some manly neanderthals!

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:25 PM (3aBcq)

394 379 If we're going to have wine and cocktails, we'll need a chaffeur. Any of you Neanderthals have a stretch limo?

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:24 PM (C1PQi)

I have a WaveRunner... will that do???

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 05:25 PM (O3+/S)

395 383 A lot of 'ettes get along just fine with us Neanderthals....

They love our musk..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:24 PM (yQpMk)


Especially when it's government subsidized...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:25 PM (/9p9e)

396 Ah, Shawn Christie - nutter who threatened PDJT, right?

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 05:25 PM (NYS7S)

397 If we're going to have wine and cocktails, we'll need a chaffeur. Any of you Neanderthals have a stretch limo?

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:24 PM


Not that you can burn donuts in.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2018 05:25 PM (ctuyM)

398 " If we're going to have wine and cocktails, we'll need a chaffeur. Any of you Neanderthals have a stretch limo?

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:24 PM (C1PQi) "

*grunts, points to Flintstones car*

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 05:25 PM (oZ6kz)

399 Artichokes look like a medieval torture device.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 05:25 PM (mCMQ5)

400

The weird part is fake news cnn is not unfamiliar with the use of fake Republicans.

Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 05:25 PM (Iw9oN)

401 Great idea. And then we'll all go shopping! Tami, do we need to find you a dress for your son's wedding, or do you have 20 of them in your closet waiting to see if they get chosen?

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:20 PM (C1PQi)

LOL! No, this time I was smart. I did the Amazon Prime Wardrobe. You select what you want, they ship it to you, you try it on, keep what you want or send it back. Don't charge you unless you keep something.

But....I ended up getting something from somewhere else. Need to get it hemmed though.

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 05:25 PM (cF8AT)

402 The nation is no more crazy than it ever was, the problem is that the crazies who used to be restricted to loonie bins, coffee shops, wandering the streets with a bag concealing a bottle, and ranting on streetcorners are now in charge of academia and popular media. So they have a huge voice to spew their crazy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:25 PM (39g3+)

403 Actor Jack Black Calls Trump A "Piece Of Shit" At Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony

-
Edgy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 21, 2018 05:25 PM (+y/Ru)

404 Are burnt donuts a thing?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 21, 2018 05:26 PM (2NqXo)

405 I have wine, dry salami, bread with Tuscan herb olive oil for dipping. I call this

Debate Prep.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 05:26 PM (+fO9N)

406 lemocello vinegar? that's new to me

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 05:26 PM (Ejm4y)

407 387: there's an upside to every situation.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 05:26 PM (KP5rU)

408 So the theme song is The Tubes' "Don't Touch Me There."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:11 PM (/9p9e)
But...she's a beauty...


White Punks On Dope
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 21, 2018 05:19 PM (TAmPV)
++++
Didn't the Tubes come out of the Bay Area. I grew up in Reno, and it seems like they played there when I was a kid. Interesting stage act.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 05:26 PM (2sCft)

409 Actor Jack Black Calls Trump A "Piece Of Shit" At Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony

Awesome! Another crap movie I don't have to lay-out $15 plus snacks to sit through.

Thanks, asshole.

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 05:26 PM (NYS7S)

410
In the Joo part of Rome they squash them and grill them. Delish.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 05:25 PM (3SzRC)


We had them deep-fried in the Jewish Ghetto. They look like golden blossoms, and they're so good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:26 PM (ptqGC)

411 403 More like round,have you seen him lately?Another left winger putting on the Trump weight.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 05:27 PM (mCMQ5)

412 403 Actor Jack Black Calls Trump A "Piece Of Shit" At Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony

-
Edgy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 21, 2018 05:25 PM (+y/Ru)


Squat, unintelligent and greasy. With money and fame. For now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:27 PM (/9p9e)

413 Airman Apprentice Joseph Min Naglak was working on the flight deck of Bush struck by the propeller of an E-2C Hawkeye after he secured the plane to the deck. The carrier was conducting flight operations qualifications at the time.

RIP, Sailor.




Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 21, 2018 05:27 PM (0OmEj)

414 Artichokes look like a medieval torture device.

Well they are just giant mutant thistles. Taste great, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:27 PM (39g3+)

415 403; if anybody would know a piece of shit, jack black would.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 05:27 PM (KP5rU)

416 "They like the stupid morning shows, !!!
know who's who on The View, !!!!!!!!
keep up with celebrities,
but they understand this is bullshit and it makes them angry."

I am astonished, and a bit relieved to hear that. I assume that anybody. man or woman, who watches that TV sewage, must be utterly brainwashed lefty by now.

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 05:27 PM (mk9aG)

417 Well, if women love being slammed and told they are the problem with society, by all means, hang with Neanderthals. Free choice and all.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:27 PM (EeHjs)

418 Having agreed to build the She-Shed, I am temporarily in good odor with Mrs928.


It's really the most ridiculous thing ever.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:27 PM (yQpMk)

419 395 383 A lot of 'ettes get along just fine with us Neanderthals....

They love our musk..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:24 PM (yQpMk)


Especially when it's government subsidized...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:25 PM (/9p9e)

Is there a government subsidy for musk I could look into???

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 05:27 PM (O3+/S)

420 Joking or not, this is an invitation to fire Rosenpenis.

Or is it bait to fire him?

Whatever. I don't care. How come wiretapping Trump is their answer for everything? And invoking the 25th Amendment days after Inuaguration for following your own advice to fire Comey?

Kick this trash to the curb, Mr. President.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 21, 2018 05:27 PM (Ndje9)

421 I'm soooo jealous!

Nah, actually the really good ones get shipped out as they get more money. And the really gigantic ones that are $2-3 each are splitting size really.


Having grown up in CA and Santa Cruz (parents were beach bums) I literally lived on artichokes, dungeness crab, abalone, and whatever fish was running because it was basically free and nobody would touch the stuff back then.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 05:27 PM (TUU1F)

422 distracts from the actual topic.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 05:23 PM (oZ6kz)

You must be new here.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 05:28 PM (5jVnA)

423 419
Is there a government subsidy for musk I could look into???
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 05:27 PM (O3+/S)

Elon.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:28 PM (/9p9e)

424 Actor Jack Black Calls Trump A "Piece Of Shit" At Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony

Jack Black.... Jack Black... oh yeah he's the guy that if they cut every one of this scenes from Tropic Thunder it would be just as funny and you wouldn't miss a thing? Yeah. Him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:28 PM (39g3+)

425 Are burnt donuts a thing?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 21, 2018 05:26 PM


With bluebell, in her black muscle car, on snow-covered parking lots (there's a picture on the blog of the results at AoSHQ headquarters), or on unsuspecting lawns, yes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2018 05:28 PM (ctuyM)

426 Look at me! Validate my every petulant outburst!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 05:28 PM (fA1SL)

427 Jack Black looks like an obese badger ....

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 05:28 PM (O3+/S)

428 I have wine, dry salami, bread with Tuscan herb olive oil for dipping. I call this

Debate Prep.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 05:26 PM

Add a keg of beer and it's Georgetown Prep.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 21, 2018 05:28 PM (2NqXo)

429 Actor Jack Black Calls Trump A "Piece Of Shit" At Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony

-------

I've only ever liked two Jack Black roles.

I enjoyed watching him in his episode of the X Files. But not nearly so much as I enjoyed watching him in 'The Jackal' (the Bruce Willis one).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 05:28 PM (AzW6q)

430 410


In the Joo part of Rome they squash them and grill them. Delish.




Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 05:25 PM (3SzRC)

We had them deep-fried in the Jewish Ghetto. They look like golden blossoms, and they're so good.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:26 PM (ptqGC)

Yep. Then across to the bakery. What cant they do? amirite?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 05:28 PM (3SzRC)

431 To be fair, the REAL women were afraid to fly.


Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:52 PM (5jVnA)

If Chrissyscrunt is afraid to fly, then lock her in the hold of a tuna boat, and motor it around the Horn.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 05:29 PM (iwUO9)

432 Having agreed to build the She-Shed, I am temporarily in good odor with Mrs928.

Where the living F#(* did that bizarre idea come from???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:29 PM (39g3+)

433 "The nation is no more crazy than it ever was, the problem is that the crazies who used to be restricted to loonie bins, coffee shops, wandering the streets with a bag concealing a bottle, and ranting on streetcorners are now in charge of academia and popular media. So they have a huge voice to spew their crazy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:25 PM (39g3+) "

I don't fully buy it. The difference is these ideas and philosophies used to be mostly circulated among a self-selected not really all that elite "elite." If you went in a time machine to the 60's, even at the height of the anti-Vietnam flower power hippie bullshit and spouted a bunch of SJW talking points to a normal person, they wouldn't think you sounded like a drunk/a stoner/a wack job, they'd think you sounded like you just landed from fucking Krypton.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 05:29 PM (oZ6kz)

434 Castroville is only about 15 miles from here.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 05:29 PM (HgMAr)

435 I used to love Shallow Hal.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 05:29 PM (mCMQ5)

436 I enjoyed watching him in his episode of the X Files. But not nearly so much as I enjoyed watching him in 'The Jackal' (the Bruce Willis one).


He was fine in Enemy of The State.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:29 PM (yQpMk)

437 418 Having agreed to build the She-Shed, I am temporarily in good odor with Mrs928.


It's really the most ridiculous thing ever.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:27 PM (yQpMk)

Is it like a man cave for women or a...sewing room??

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:29 PM (bcbK8)

438 413 Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 21, 2018 05:27 PM (0OmEj)


But Richard Blumenthal is a real hero. /s


Seriously, G-d bless him and all who do these things for us.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:29 PM (/9p9e)

439 Under over on her committing suicide this weekend?

Ya know, like Vince Foster?

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:30 PM (3aBcq)

440
lemocello vinegar? that's new to me

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 05:26 PM (Ejm4y)


My husband and I were strolling some shops and found one that sells nothing but vinegars and oils from Italy. We did some tastings and went nuts over the lemoncello one. It's really, really good.

My favorite oil for cooking and salads though, is pecan oil from GA or LA. It has a much higher smoke point than olive oil and is very healthy, and imparts a barely detectable nutty taste to foods. It's hard to find, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:30 PM (ptqGC)

441 I still like School of Rock.

Didn't think Tropic Thunder was funny like others here did. Though it did have the one good meme line.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 05:30 PM (ZLlh9)

442 What's a she-shed? Do I need one?

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:30 PM (C1PQi)

443 Where the living F#(* did that bizarre idea come from???



I think from the flaming She-Shed in the insurance commercial.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:30 PM (yQpMk)

444 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 05:29 PM (iwUO9)

Did you just suggest that Prof. CrazyPants get... motorboated?

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 05:30 PM (NYS7S)

445 427 Jack Black looks like an obese badger ....
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 05:28 PM (O3+/S)


That would be a bulger.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:30 PM (/9p9e)

446 What's a she-shed? Do I need one?
Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:30 PM (C1PQi)

Ummmmmm....No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2018 05:30 PM (EoRCO)

447 "You must be new here.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 05:28 PM (5jVnA) "

What do you mean squire? This is a site of straight laced individuals that never veer from the matter at hand.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 05:30 PM (oZ6kz)

448 Well, if women love being slammed and told they are the problem with society, by all means, hang with Neanderthals. Free choice and all.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:27 PM (EeHjs)

----------------

I'm thinking you missed a thread or ten about how effective it is to tell angry women to "calm down".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 05:30 PM (I16G8)

449 Many women lived in the seventies, they experienced some of this stuff and were not scarred for life, they are also Moms who are terrified that their sons will be screwed over by these horrific and vicious modern women. The war on women is an all out assault on men, white men in particular.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 21, 2018 05:31 PM (nWc4E)

450 439 Under over on her committing suicide this weekend?

Ya know, like Vince Foster?
Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:30 PM (3aBcq)

Don't tease me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:31 PM (bcbK8)

451 I thought she shed was another term for front hole....

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 05:31 PM (mCMQ5)

452 She-Sheds

http://bit.ly/2PWE6Mt

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:31 PM (yQpMk)

453 "Sit down you Neanderthals." I AM sitting! Yet still she persisted ...

Seriously, I believe there is room on AoSHQ for a weekly man-hating thread AND a weekly woman-hating thread. We can all let off our gender steam and have a barrel of laughs.

And it offloads these contentious discussions from important political threads.

I'll cob the woman-hating thread if you guys will elect me.

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 05:31 PM (mk9aG)

454 420 Joking or not, this is an invitation to fire Rosenpenis.

Or is it bait to fire him?


McCabe is taking credit for it .. so... might be a lie... or vindictiveness

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:31 PM (O2RFr)

455 432
Having agreed to build the She-Shed, I am temporarily in good odor with Mrs928.



Where the living F#(* did that bizarre idea come from???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:29 PM (39g3+)

Hen parties. Spread like wildfire.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 05:31 PM (3SzRC)

456 260 Oh fvckity fvck, is this gonna turn into all women are evil and a MGTOW thread. I thought people had evolved past that. Unfvckingbelievable. Sit down you Neanderthals.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:09 PM (EeHjs)


That's good, from someone who hasn't yet finished evolving into a mammal.

Posted by: George LeS at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (59GGI)

457 439 Under over on her committing suicide this weekend?

Ya know, like Vince Foster?
Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:30 PM (3aBcq)


So, assisted suicide?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (/9p9e)

458 is a she shed anything like a penis garage?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (KP5rU)

459 This is a site of straight laced individuals that never veer from the matter at hand.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 05:30 PM (oZ6kz)

LOL, clearly new here

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (NYS7S)

460 Jack Black was great in Bernie.

Also Tenacious D's Tribute is mighty good.

But fuck him.

Posted by: Feminism is just hypergamy dressed up in clinical-sounding prose at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (4VAdr)

461 Ford hasn't seen daylight in a week. At the rate things are going, she will be returned home via ejection from the back seat of a slow moving sedan.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (2xR5z)

462 My husband and I were strolling some shops and found one that sells nothing but vinegars and oils from Italy. We did some tastings and went nuts over the lemoncello one. It's really, really good.
----------

We were at a shop like that last week! I had a blast trying all the different flavored balsamic vinegars. I wound up with the peach one. I've hidden it in the pantry so no one else can find it.

And Tami - you have a dress! Hooray! With weeks to spare, even!

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (C1PQi)

463 Well, if women love being slammed and told they are the problem with society, by all means, hang with Neanderthals. Free choice and all.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:27 PM (EeHjs)

I thought you were going to calm down.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (ZLlh9)

464 "Is there a government subsidy for musk I could look into???

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 05:27 PM (O3+/S)"*takes a nice puff on a jay*Fuck yeah, bro.

Posted by: Elon 420 Blaze It at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (oZ6kz)

465 442
What's a she-shed? Do I need one?





Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:30 PM (C1PQi)

Don't urban dictionary that.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (5jVnA)

466 458 is a she shed anything like a penis garage?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (KP5rU)


"You got a face like a Maserati..."

- - Ted Nugent

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (/9p9e)

467 If you went in a time machine to the 60's, even at the height of the anti-Vietnam flower power hippie bullshit and spouted a bunch of SJW talking points to a normal person, they wouldn't think you sounded like a drunk/a stoner/a wack job, they'd think you sounded like you just landed from fucking Krypton.

Well the crazy snowballs but the number and placement of the people holding the ideas is pretty static. They're just louder now. The crazy back then was more "just sell all our bombs and everyone will get along! Free love, no restrictions! Everyone should get high!" but its still the same people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (39g3+)

468 She sheds she-sheds by the she shore.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (Evws/)

469 What do you mean squire? This is a site of straight laced individuals that never veer from the matter at hand.


Oh, look. Boobs.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (T6t7i)

470 I'll cob the woman-hating thread if you guys will elect me.



Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 05:31 PM (mk9aG)

We hate you.

Posted by: Ettes' at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (3SzRC)

471 Definitely assisted suicide, ya know like how Seth Rich was "robbed".

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:33 PM (3aBcq)

472
The eeriest story I've heard was the one about the boy in Stalinist Russia who turned in his own parents for some violation or other, to be executed and was hailed as a hero by the state. This on the contrary is a story about how it doesn't always have to be so.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2018 05:23 PM (/qEW2)






Pavel Morozov. And the main point of the commie legend is that the rest of the family murdered him after he ratted out his pop, and were executed by The State for the crime. The goal being to empower children with poor impulse control into providing victims for the executioners in the NKVD. A jobs program, in other words.

Incidentally, the whole story is utter bullshit. Commie propaganda. There's virtually no evidence of an actual murder, not to mention whether his family were involved.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2018 05:33 PM (eXA4G)

473 BTW I mentioned the cover of Time magazine this week is Nancy Pelosi "The persistence of Nancy Pelosi"

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 05:33 PM (mCMQ5)

474 Play nice, men and women. Or else go to something that you can put on video and share with us.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at September 21, 2018 05:33 PM (1FhAQ)

475 If we're going to have wine and cocktails, we'll need a chaffeur. Any of you Neanderthals have a stretch limo?

Would a crew cab truck suffice? Its a diesel...
Cue the diesel fitter jokes.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 21, 2018 05:33 PM (c6pWC)

476 A thought a she-shed was street lingo for the hood that covers the clitoris. Wrong again, I guess.

Posted by: Feminism is just hypergamy dressed up in clinical-sounding prose at September 21, 2018 05:33 PM (4VAdr)

477 "Ahem. Thank you for coming. I have a prepared statement to read. Hem.

Boobs.

Thank you. There will be no questions and answer period."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:33 PM (bcbK8)

478 463 Well, if women love being slammed and told they are the problem with society, by all means, hang with Neanderthals. Free choice and all.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:27 PM (EeHjs)


Lighten up Francine... It's all in good fun here

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:33 PM (O2RFr)

479 Seriously, I believe there is room on AoSHQ for a weekly man-hating thread AND a weekly woman-hating thread. We can all let off our gender steam and have a barrel of laughs.
Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 05:31 PM


As one of the many lesbians trapped in a man's body who hang here, in which thread should I participate?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: J. Random Commentator at September 21, 2018 05:34 PM (ctuyM)

480 * checks the calendar *

Ahhh.....it all makes sense now.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 05:34 PM (fA1SL)

481 This Ford woman is going to be cutting into my golf game

Posted by: Federal Bureau of investigating High School Parties at September 21, 2018 05:34 PM (T4oHT)

482 Artichokes look like a medieval torture device.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 05:25 PM (mCMQ5)
...............

There is a bit of torture involved plucking the leaves and pretending to eat the "meat" off them before you get down to the... heart. YES.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 05:34 PM (HgMAr)

483 "I'll cob the woman-hating thread if you guys will elect me.

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 05:31 PM (mk9aG) "

I think the woman-hater thread leader needs to be voted on by a committee of Insomniac, Warai Otoko and a few others.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 05:34 PM (oZ6kz)

484 >>Actor Jack Black Calls Trump A "Piece Of Shit" At Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony



Pfffttt! His best is still making that pro-Iran deal video with Morgan Freeman for Obama.

Now THAT is something I can despise him for!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 05:34 PM (W+vEI)

485 466 458 is a she shed anything like a penis garage?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (KP5rU)


"You got a face like a Maserati..."

- - Ted Nugent
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (/9p9e)

Wow, talk about a fast machine that kept her motor clean...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:34 PM (bcbK8)

486 Hen parties. Spread like wildfire.

Its one of those retarded ideas like painting one wall of the living room bright red as an "accent wall" that get done then not long after removed because its such a stupid eyesore that never was of any use. I blame Martha Stewart for this crap. Keep your old sticks and weeds and put them in the middle of the table as decoration! Go make me a sammich and shut up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:35 PM (39g3+)

487 what's funny, is the anti-trump news headlines I'm reading from the usual suspect don't even know how to play the current thing about rosenstein. Is this good, but that shows deepstate...or is it bad but shows good for trump?

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 05:35 PM (Ejm4y)

488 So not shocked by this video. Every non-insane woman in America is calling bullshit on Edsel.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 05:35 PM (FTXAT)

489 http://bit.ly/2PWE6Mt
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:31 PM (yQpMk)
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Oh my gosh, it's a life-sized dollhouse! Yes, I most certainly need one. Do you think they sell snake-proof and mouse-proof ones?

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:35 PM (C1PQi)

490 I count no fewer than one, two, three, four Wise Latinas and one generic Uterus American calling Christine Blasey Ford a low down lying dirty whore who really ought to shut her mouth right now if she doesn't want to get cut.
In SJW Poker, that's a Royal Flush, no?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 21, 2018 05:35 PM (Iy9CQ)

491 She shed? Didn't that used to be called a kitchen?

Serpentine!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 05:35 PM (gC2IV)

492 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2018 05:33 PM (eXA4G)

Reminds me of a movie I just watched recently. The Code. It supports what you said. Though it's just a movie of course.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 05:35 PM (ZLlh9)

493 326 Obviously, five handmaids with Stockholm Syndrome. (You heard it here first. It'll be a talking point by tomorrow.)

Also, accounts for all the women at Trump rallies.
On the other hand, IIRC, Hillary said that they vote the way their husbands, fathers, and sons tell tell them to. That must be it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 21, 2018 05:35 PM (+lVUW)

494 >>>26 ace really doesn't read his own blog, huh?


actually I do. I knew I'd seen this but figured it was somewhere else.

From what you're layin' down, I'm pickin' up that I saw it on Sefton's morning briefing or the Ape Round-Up, huh?

Posted by: ace at September 21, 2018 05:35 PM (PA9oZ)

495 This Ford woman is going to be cutting into my golf game

Anyone here hear DiGenova say she should be worried about what PGA players might say about her? Wonder what that was about?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:35 PM (O2RFr)

496 He was funny in Saving Silverman, and I liked School of Rock, but it doesn't break my heart to add him to the rapidly growing list of Hollywood d-bags that can SABOD.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 21, 2018 05:35 PM (KCxuz)

497 " I'll cob the woman-hating thread if you guys will elect me.
Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 05:31 PM (mk9aG)
We hate you.
Posted by: ettes

I know women hate me! That's why I am so highly qualified for cob of the woman-haters thread.

Don't forget, I am proposing ALSO a man-hating thread. It will be hilarious!

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 05:35 PM (mk9aG)

498 I thought you were going to calm down.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (ZLlh9)


Can't. It's xer time of the month.

Posted by: George LeS at September 21, 2018 05:35 PM (59GGI)

499 Whomever was asking...here's one post. This comment in additon to the last week of people seriously saying repeal the vote for women. No, it is not women who created this mess independently of men. It is not just suburban white females. Yes, it is infuriating.


"I'm glad they found a group of women that are logical, but I really do though blame women for creating this mess.

There is a large swath of female voters that this nonsense works on.

Almost every dumb political issue these days is an attempt to appeal to suburban white females."

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:36 PM (EeHjs)

500 The only she-shed I want is a giant closet/dressing room with a chandelier and a mini-fridge for wine.

My girl friends can come over and hang out and discuss fashion. A palate-cleanser from politics, if you will.


And yes, I saw something like that on TV and have been wanting one ever since.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

501 I like in the dead of winter when we get the "frost kist" ones, which have frost damage, ain't pretty but they're super sweet.

I LOVE those. We get them here, and the frost "damage" disappears when they're cooked. And yes, they're super sweet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:24 PM (ptqGC)
++++
Okay, this is definitely some super secret, sexy womanspeak code words going on. What does this really mean, 'Ettes???

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 05:36 PM (2sCft)

502 They are going to need bigger camps.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 21, 2018 05:36 PM (LWu6U)

503 472. Yeah, right. Next you'll be telling us Stakhanov didn't beat the daily miner's quota by a 1000% every day.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 05:36 PM (fA1SL)

504 "You got a face like a Maserati..."

- - Ted Nugent


You're built like a car, you got a hub cap diamond star halo.

-- Marc Bolan

Posted by: wooga at September 21, 2018 05:36 PM (sKZ8P)

505 some days those guys really cover pretty much everything and it's kinda hard to find new stuff.

Posted by: ace at September 21, 2018 05:36 PM (PA9oZ)

506 She sheds can also be used as meth dens or crack houses if the need arises when the relatives visit.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2018 05:36 PM (EoRCO)

507 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:35 PM (39g3+)

I would make you a sandwich, but all we got is ham and cheese, (is that o.k.?) and I don't know how to get over to where you are.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:36 PM (AllCR)

508 I did hear DiGenova say that....that was weird. Veiled reference to her doing some PGA players previously ?

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:36 PM (3aBcq)

509 Nood

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 05:37 PM (AzW6q)

510 >>We were at a shop like that last week! I had a blast trying all the different flavored balsamic vinegars. I wound up with the peach one. I've hidden it in the pantry so no one else can find it.


Find it? I'm disturbed there is such a thing as peach balsamic vinegar on the planet.

blech

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2018 05:37 PM (yQEYz)

511 ace really doesn't read his own blog, huh?

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (cF8AT)

I know, right?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 05:37 PM (FTXAT)

512 thanks for clearing that up, Ace.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 05:37 PM (KP5rU)

513 504 "You got a face like a Maserati..."

- - Ted Nugent

You're built like a car, you got a hub cap diamond star halo.

-- Marc Bolan
Posted by: wooga

...

I'm gonna fuck you like you're a car or something.

-- AC/DC, feeling lazy

Posted by: ace at September 21, 2018 05:37 PM (PA9oZ)

514 Men do crazy, stupid, and self destructive stuff like drink until passing out, telling people to hold their beer while they pole vault over an electric line using pool cues they duct taped together, and sticking it in crazy. Men are idiotic and irresponsible, and often cause serious damage.

But women are just... lingering annoyance when they go bad. 87 tiny pillows on the couch. Pointless crap on the walls to decorate with. 12 little bitty soaps in the bathroom nobody is supposed to use. Its like someone deliberately trying to make every room in the house less useful and more insane.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:37 PM (39g3+)

515 Anyone here hear DiGenova say she should be worried about what PGA players might say about her? Wonder what that was about?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:35 PM (O2RFr)
************************

Yes I did. She's probably a slut.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2018 05:37 PM (hECVl)

516 Don't urban dictionary that.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (5jVnA)
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Don't worry. I learned a long, long time ago not to look up anything here I didn't understand. I usually don't even ask. But I figured if Grump was talking about it in relation to his wife, it couldn't be a bad thing.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:37 PM (C1PQi)

517
Didn't the Tubes come out of the Bay Area. I grew up in Reno, and it seems like they played there when I was a kid. Interesting stage act.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 05:26 PM (2sCft)



Yes, I saw them at the Whiskey a Go-Go in Hollywood and the crowd was as interesting as the band.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 21, 2018 05:37 PM (TAmPV)

518 "As one of the many lesbians trapped in a man's body who hang here, in which thread should I participate? "

We don't have a deep enough pool of cobs to accommodate all the different permutations of the 63 so-far discovered genders.

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 05:37 PM (mk9aG)

519 Can't. It's xer time of the month.
Posted by: George LeS at September 21, 2018 05:35 PM


No, that's covered in this comment:

"Thank you. There will be no questions and answer period."

Posted by: J. Random Commentator at September 21, 2018 05:38 PM (ctuyM)

520 508 I did hear DiGenova say that....that was weird. Veiled reference to her doing some PGA players previously ?

I don't know? I think he said they were trying to use someone in the PGA tour as a character reference and DiGenova said the player said .. "You don't want to hear what I have to say." Curious

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:38 PM (O2RFr)

521 "Well the crazy snowballs but the number and placement of the people holding the ideas is pretty static. They're just louder now. The crazy back then was more "just sell all our bombs and everyone will get along! Free love, no restrictions! Everyone should get high!" but its still the same people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (39g3+) "

The geopolitical philosophy hasn't changed much, true. America is always wrong, everyone will get along if we just completely shutter our military, hey let's just be more like Europe...that would fit in the 60's and now.

It's the social message that is way crazier than anything back then. Free love and drugs, sure, that's been consistent. 77 genders, chopping off tween tits to mollify pre-adolescent whims, that's the stuff that even Abbie Hoffman would have said "Wait, the fuck?"

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 05:38 PM (oZ6kz)

522

Build her a She Kitchen.

Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 05:38 PM (Iw9oN)

523 Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:36 PM (EeHjs)

There are always a few men who say repeal votes for women, but I think most men realize that there are a lot of idiotic men too. I don't think they're really suggesting that their wives and girlfriends who vote R should have their vote taken away.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:38 PM (AllCR)

524 >>>Didn't the Tubes come out of the Bay Area. I grew up in Reno, and it seems like they played there when I was a kid. Interesting stage act.


I saw the tubes at a six flags. True story.

Posted by: ace at September 21, 2018 05:38 PM (PA9oZ)

525 I didn't realize she-sheds were a real thing.
I don't understand why a woman would need one since the whole house is hers?

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 05:39 PM (QTqWy)

526 Don't you DARE talk about female entitlement!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 05:39 PM (fA1SL)

527 What's a she-shed? Do I need one?
Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:30 PM (C1PQi)

A man cave for the 'Ettes.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 05:39 PM (2sCft)

528 524 >>>Didn't the Tubes come out of the Bay Area. I grew up in Reno, and it seems like they played there when I was a kid. Interesting stage act.

Yup

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:39 PM (O2RFr)

529 "87 tiny pillows on the couch. Pointless crap on the walls to decorate with. 12 little bitty soaps in the bathroom nobody is supposed to use. Its like someone deliberately trying to make every room in the house less useful and more insane."

This guy knows the score! We could list this stuff for YEARS!

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 05:39 PM (mk9aG)

530 JackStraw, it's white balsamic vinegar infused with peach. They had other good ones too - some with white balsamic, some with the dark. All of them were good. But the peach was ethereal.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:40 PM (C1PQi)

531 I don't understand why a woman would need one since the whole house is hers?

I agree, the whole house is mine - he gets the garage! It's a good deal for both of us.

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:40 PM (3aBcq)

532 I have no idea what a She Shed is but I have a Butt Hut in my backyard.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 05:40 PM (HgMAr)

533 Hi Ace! If you're looking for something fun there's a Bergen County NJ sheriff (Saudino) who is a complete racist and just got fired. Mysteriously unaffiliated politically??

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 21, 2018 05:40 PM (+4B85)

534 Yup, OM posted 'er
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=377164

Oh and Nood

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:40 PM (bcbK8)

535
Ace, this is the best bunch yet. Some of your old cobs sucked major dick.

Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 05:40 PM (Iw9oN)

536 Trump 2020 - because you didn't fucking listen the first time.

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:40 PM (3aBcq)

537 Lighten up Francine... It's all in good fun here
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:33 PM (O2RFr)


No, it isn't donna. It is definitely not.

But if it doesn't bother anyone but me, then I should take leave. Apologies.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 05:41 PM (EeHjs)

538 New thread up

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:41 PM (3aBcq)

539 Why would women complain. They have half the money and all the ...

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 05:41 PM (ZLlh9)

540 442
What's a she-shed? Do I need one?





Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:30 PM (C1PQi)

You don't have a kitchen?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 05:41 PM (5jVnA)

541 "What 17 year old boy hasn't touched a girl he was trying to make it with?"

I had a friend, who was close to 30, who told me that the guy she'd been dating never tried anything.
Guess what kind of an organization he became a part of. Yup, out of the closet and proud.

If they aren't gay, they try something, even the ones who are so religious that they don't drink or go to movies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 21, 2018 05:41 PM (+lVUW)

542 "There are always a few men who say repeal votes for women" My favorite author, Ann Coulter, has criticized female suffrage. But save it for the Brand New Coming Soon Dedicated Hate Threads.

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 05:41 PM (mk9aG)

543 Maximum Gross Takeoff Weight would be Rosie O'Donnell.


amirite?

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 05:41 PM (NLLmE)

544 You youngsters and your flavorizing of stuff that doesn't need flavorizing.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2018 05:41 PM (yQEYz)

545 noooood!!!!

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 05:41 PM (NLLmE)

546 The only she-shed I want is a giant closet/dressing room with a chandelier and a mini-fridge for wine.

My girl friends can come over and hang out and discuss fashion. A palate-cleanser from politics, if you will.


And yes, I saw something like that on TV and have been wanting one ever since.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:36 PM (ptqGC)
======

I saw some show, probably 20 years ago now, wherein Ann-Margret was being interviewed in her home. She has a similar set up.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (//voU)

547 You youngsters and your flavorizing of stuff that doesn't need flavorizing.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2018 05:41 PM (yQEYz)
--------

Well, okay, if you are going to call me a youngster, I'm going to let you win.

Plus, this way I don't have to let you have any of my delicious peach balsamic vinegar.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (C1PQi)

548 There is a bit of torture involved plucking the leaves and pretending to eat the "meat" off them before you get down to the... heart. YES.



It's funny because it's true. You pretend to nibble this little piece off the leaves while you really just want to husk that bitch and get to the heart.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (yQpMk)

549
I think in 1982 things were a lot different... We didn't have the MeToo
movement .. We had movies like Fast times at Ridgemont high...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:13 PM (O2RFr)


And Last American Virgin . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (QLvwG)

550 There's a local story on the Maryland side of the swamp where a trannie goes nuts and kills people then himself. It's hysterical listening to all the news refer to "her."

Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (nRWPy)

551

actually I do. I knew I'd seen this but figured it was somewhere else.

From what you're layin' down, I'm pickin' up that I saw it on Sefton's morning briefing or the Ape Round-Up, huh?
Posted by: ace at September 21, 2018 05:35 PM (PA9oZ)








C'mon, Wicket. You can't fool us. We've known for YEARS that you don't read your own blog.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2018 05:44 PM (eXA4G)

552 Actor Jack Black Calls Trump A "Piece Of Shit" At Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony


When you lose Jack Black, you lose 99% of the frothing, amoral, stupid, Hollywood crowd.

I'm not sure how Trump will survive this. It's going to be an early night.

/s (in case it wasn't obvious)

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 21, 2018 05:44 PM (gFUz8)

553 Did Ford miss the "end of day" deadline today?

this was linked on Gateway Pundit ... they strategize to keep judges they don't like off the court. If that strategy includes planning fake stories and getting them into the debate, while knowing they are pushing lies ... that seems like a felony or something to me.
Not sure if they specifically say they will lie, but they should be questioned imo.

"I think it's possible that that strategy might defeat the nominee"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRttpJxj59A

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (Cus5s)

554 452
She-Sheds



http://bit.ly/2PWE6Mt

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:31 PM (yQpMk)

I have never heard of a 'she shed' until that ridiculous commercial, and even then I couldn't understand WTF she was talking about until I turned on the closed captions.

So....it's like a guy's tool shed/doghouse, except that she puts in all her craft stuff and puts flowery wallpaper inside?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (8iiMU)

555 The Brie Larson stuff as Captain Marvel is hilarious. What in the hell were they thinking? She looks angry, vindictive, and borderline psychotic. Is this how she looks in real life?

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 05:47 PM (UWiFB)

556 There's a local story on the Maryland side of the swamp where a trannie goes nuts and kills people then himself. It's hysterical listening to all the news refer to "her."
Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (nRWPy)

I think it was a her who wanted to be a him.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (ZLlh9)

557 "As women don't you have some sympathy for her..?"
"NO!"

Priceless.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (koNhm)

558 467
.....Well the crazy snowballs but the number and placement of the people holding the ideas is pretty static. They're just louder now.........
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:32 PM (39g3+)
---------------------------------
You kinda remind of people who, when you mention the rate of illegitimacy today, say, "Oh, no big deal, there were ALWAYS kids born out of wedlock!"

The number of people holding moonbat ideas has grown by leaps and bounds among the ruling class and significantly among the populace at large.
AND the ideas get battier and battier.

It is true that social media makes them louder though.
Maybe that's not altogether a bad thing. I dunno.
A lot of propaganda has been done by stealth, especially in the schools.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (0jtPF)

559 actually I do. I knew I'd seen this but figured it was somewhere else.

From what you're layin' down, I'm pickin' up that I saw it on Sefton's morning briefing or the Ape Round-Up, huh?

Posted by: ace at September 21, 2018 05:35 PM (PA9oZ)

Well no...it was a post by OM...specifically about this video.

But no matter....

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (cF8AT)

560 Where do they find these people? I mean, I get that they don't *really* have friends on the opposite side of the aisle, but how did they manage to get the least eloquent women on the planet to discuss this issue?

I want to believe her. Really. But not only did she apparently not discuss this with her peers at the time, but it came up in a marital counseling session only 6 years ago. Since that time, she can only remember Kavanaugh, but not what time or place? There are no corroborating witnesses, and the character witnesses for Kavanaugh are upholding him as a decent kid and fine adult.

Can that hide a host of sins? Sure. But what are the chances? Even Bill Clinton, with all the reverence the Democratic Party has held him in, has left a *trail* of accusers behind him. We're getting no such information about Kavanaugh.

And then there's more of the double standard BS: She wants an FBI investigation... for what is a local, jurisdictional issue, almost 40 years ago? This from the same people who insult and don't trust the local cops?

And that's not even getting into the constant back-pedaling, lawyering-up, and the CF that is the way Feinstein's office handled the whole thing. Now she doesn't want to fly? Even if something *did* happen to her -- and I am very sorry if it did -- this whole thing still smells like a hatchet job.

I can only hope it continues to blow up in the face of Feinstein and her cronies.

This whole thing continues to be a reason why it may be harder for women who *are* victims to actually come forward.

Posted by: cryptogeek at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (YZBsE)

561 Stormy Daniels now claims she was "terrified" by Ben Rothlesberger's clumsy demands for a kiss.....after Trump introduced them.

Over at WZ

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (//voU)

562 The Brie Larson stuff as Captain Marvel is hilarious. What in the hell were they thinking?

I think she's trying to look tough and strong, but she comes across in that trailer at least as having the emotional range of a pet rock and no acting talent. Hopefully its just that trailer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (39g3+)

563 561 Stormy Daniels now claims she was "terrified" by Ben Rothlesberger's clumsy demands for a kiss.....after Trump introduced them.

Over at WZ

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (//voU)

Keep it up you nimrods...it's working wonders for ya.

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 05:55 PM (cF8AT)

564 America in 1982 was a pretty happy place, as I recall as a small child. We were more Smokey and the Bandit than anything else...at least out in the red part of the country.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 05:59 PM (Ejm4y)

565 Did you just suggest that Prof. CrazyPants get... motorboated?

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 05:30 PM (NYS7S)

More like...marinated.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 06:00 PM (iwUO9)

566 I'll cob the woman-hating thread if you guys will elect me.

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 05:31 PM (mk9aG)
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That's my job!

Posted by: Alfalfa at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (vDqXW)

567 554 452
She-Sheds



http://bit.ly/2PWE6Mt

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:31 PM (yQpMk)

I have never heard of a 'she shed' until that ridiculous commercial, and even then I couldn't understand WTF she was talking about until I turned on the closed captions.

So....it's like a guy's tool shed/doghouse, except that she puts in all her craft stuff and puts flowery wallpaper inside?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (8iiMU)



An episode of Last Man Standing revolved around turning an old shed into a place for Tim Allen's wife to do this stuff. I'm not sure if it was called a "She-Shed" in the episode thought.

Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (zRwJ/)

568 should be worried about what PGA players might say about her? Wonder what that was about?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:35 PM (O2RFr)

She is a person who has struggled with her sexual orientation. That's how i read it, mainly because that is a speculation (with very limited and idiosyncratic support) of my own.

Posted by: SarahW at September 21, 2018 06:19 PM (Sp1NT)

569 And yes, a pretty little outside playhouse is not anything I would reject. Flowers, a cat, books, tools, a table for projects...

Posted by: SarahW at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (Sp1NT)

570 CNN the Communists News Network more reasons to tell them to GET LOST its news news its Propeganda

Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at September 21, 2018 06:30 PM (wGqjj)

571 420. Levin says it was a bait trap.

Posted by: kallisto at September 21, 2018 06:35 PM (iCUDL)

572 A Black Orchid sighting!

Posted by: kallisto at September 21, 2018 06:46 PM (iCUDL)

Literally Unf*ckingbelievable: "Dr. Ford" Doesn't Want to Come to DC to Testify, Because She Doesn't Want to Fly, Now

So sorry to inconvenience you, Dr. Ford, whose credibility must not be questioned, Polite Company Conservatives keep telling me.



"Amtrack can get her there by Monday," Vashta Nerada observes. And he's right!

John Madden didn't want to fly and yet could still make it from NY to LA to call a game in an RV. The Women's March could hire an RV for this woman with a couple of drivers to change shifts. They could have women hold hands in support along each highway she traveled.

And yet, she's using "I don't wanna fly" as her latest excuse to get out of testifying.

Would Ben Shapiro, Ed Morrissey, Steve Hayes, and the rest of the You Must Not Challenge the Credibility of this Credibility-Challenged Super-Victim mind if noted that I don't think "I don't want to fly" is a credible excuse to get out of testifying about an alleged rape that is meant to block a Supreme Court nomination?

Are we allowed to say that her constant Dog Ate My Homework excuses aren't credible and are becoming absurd without the Ben Shapiro, Ed Morrissey, Senorita Steven Hayes, David French and other members of the Fake Conservatives' Ladies Auxiliary getting hysterical about it?

Here's an idea: Just subpeona her already. When she starts screaming "You're raping me all over again," which she will, then just say "Well, she won't testify" and call the fucking vote.

thanks to artisinal 'ette.

Coming Soon: Whenever an alleged victim acts in a way that seems inconsistent with her claims, the Accuasation Apologists begin telling us that it's completely normal for victims to act that way.

If Mattress Girl keeps texting iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou to her alleged rapist, and asking when she will see him again, they claim, "Well, rape victims sometimes develop post-traumatic dependency on their victimizer" or whatever.

If an alleged rape victim then hooks up with another guy hours after her alleged rape -- which happened in one alleged campus rape this past year -- they'll say something like "Well, sometimes rape victims seek a consensual experience to wash away the unconsensual one" or whatever.

So anyway, I'm now expecting the Twitter Experts -- who are not experts, but they are on twitter -- to tell us that "Rape victims often develop a fear of flying 30 years post-assault."

Whenever an alleged victim demonstrates behavior that seems inconsistent with their claims, the Twitter Experts rush out to assure us that not only is this consistent with the accusation, but in fact proves the allegation even more.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:37 PM




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1 YO!

Posted by: hawkpilot at September 21, 2018 03:38 PM (p6e8W)

2 HAHAHAHA

Posted by: hawkpilot at September 21, 2018 03:38 PM (p6e8W)

3 Uh huh. Her dog gets lonely too, don't forget that part.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2018 03:39 PM (CaRQc)

4 She is delaying again. Fly, bitch!

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at September 21, 2018 03:39 PM (O9qtX)

5 Trump should have the TSA pull all the records of her flying her lying ass all over the country.

Off to get the corgi's.

Posted by: hawkpilot at September 21, 2018 03:39 PM (p6e8W)

6 Geez, it's almost like they're stalling...

Posted by: Timon at September 21, 2018 03:40 PM (eiZez)

7 Put her in Romney's crate, strap her to the roof of the Tahoe and drive her butt to DC.

Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (gmo/4)

8 OK. That's pathetic.

I would note that writing letters to Congressmen is all fun and games, but perjury is illegal.

Posted by: Gridlock at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (GW7H6)

9 FUCK Ed Morrissey. He's a priest in waiting.

Posted by: ryukyu at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (vKhgw)

10
"Volare, a Aerolíneas Pinochet!"

CONFIRM.

KAVANAUGH.

NOW.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (/9p9e)

11 Grassley knows if he bends to this, Trump will tease him clear into an eating disorder.

The rumors are bullshit and Grassley will not cuck (on this).

Posted by: trev006 at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (vbK6N)

12 Yeah, but John Madden wasn't accusing Kavanaugh of trying to have his way with him.

Posted by: Furious George, Totally Not Getting The Point at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (9vQJW)

13 They were f*cking willing to go to HER! Jeebus, I just can't.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (ptqGC)

14 Give this bint the BA Barakus treatment.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (d3oPV)

15 Getting my groove back. Woo-Hoo!

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (EeHjs)

16 repost

legalinsurrection

In July, Ford Advisor Spoke of "Strategy" That Could Defeat Kavanaugh

Ford has sought advice from Democratic operative from Ricki Seidman, the woman who helped Anita Hill.

Well, back in July, Seidman spoke to the American Constitution Society about a strategy that could end up defeating Kavanaugh. Remember, July is when Sen. Dianne Feinstein received Ford's letter. From The American Mirror:

...

"Over the coming days and weeks," Seidman says in the recording that seems to have occurred shortly after Kavanaugh's announcement, "there will be a strategy that will emerge, and I think it's possible that that strategy might ultimately defeat the nominee."

She didn't provide further details, but given the fact that Dr. Christine Blasey Ford "is being advised by" Seidman, according to Politico, it's not difficult to conclude the plot currently unfolding began months ago.


Just like Russia-gate.
This is incredible. They are scheming months, years before to destroy people, including the POTUS.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (2I4LM)

17 FedEx, when it absolutely, positively, must be there, overnight.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (5jVnA)

18 The GOP takes another few steps down Disappointment Road. By this evening they'll be sprinting to the finish line.


Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (r9UYA)

19 So how many more claims will suddenly appear over the weekend? I'm going with three.

Does anyone have a link to the 5:00 p.m. today deadline claim? Because if it is true, and she won't do it, call the fucking vote at 5:01 p.m.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (dEQP3)

20 Maybe she can take the boat. Around The Horn...

Posted by: tu3031 at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (jDF8P)

21 She stepped in the doo doo and now the doo doo won't go away.


Whoopsie daisies.

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (NLLmE)

22 No problemo Dr. Ford, they already said you could give your "testimony" by telephone or they'll even come to you.

Posted by: dear lady at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (RzUqr)

23
Trump should have the TSA pull all the records of her flying her lying ass all over the country.


I'll bet my left kidney she flew to the first Pink Pussy Hat March.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (ptqGC)

24 If I was a TSA employee, I'd grope the living fuck out of her.

Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (2Mnv1)

25 Ace is the place!

Posted by: John Madden at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (sKZ8P)

26 More annoying, Puerto Ricans or Ford?

Posted by: nip at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (DfGpI)

27 FUCK Ed Morrissey.
Posted by: ryukyu at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (vKhgw

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Nobody wants to do that. Nobody.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (AzW6q)

28 Senorita Steven Hayes

haha

I haven't seen him around lately. Breakdown?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (2I4LM)

29 ere's an idea: Just subpeona her already. When she starts screaming "You're raping me all over again," which she will,

-------

Dont worry about it sugar tits.

You wont remember where, wont remember when, wont remember who was there..... hell you wont wont remember ANYTHING about it for 30 years.....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (8XRCm)

30
If John Roberts had a fucking pair, he'd delay the opening of the Supreme Court until Kavanaugh is confirmed and seated.

Grassley and McConnell - what the fuck are you going to do now that they are openly spraying projectile diarrhea in your mouths?

End this now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (/9p9e)

31 WTF does that caption have to do with her not wanting to show up?Fuck you Politico.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (mCMQ5)

32 Rocket sled would get her there in a few minutes.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (r9UYA)

33 How about we send a limo and four Florida Men to do the driving? She'd be there in 36 hours, unless Florida Men do something Floridian.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (2LelM)

34 I would imagine the accuser would want to start flying if dropped out of a helicopter.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (5jVnA)

35 Uh, I drove cross country, by myself, in three days..


More than once.

Not easy, but do-able.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Man with La Munchies at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (NgKpN)

36 Yeah Trump is "upending" the nomination.These cucks piss me off so much.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (mCMQ5)

37
She's no Rocky Balboa theme song.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (r+sAi)

38 494 I lost half of you at Jennifer Connelly, didn't I?

http://bit.ly/2PVIvPF
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (yQpMk)

==============

I was afraid that it was Helen Thomas.

It was not.

Thank you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (3T+T0)

39
Senorita Steven Hayes



haha



I haven't seen him around lately. Breakdown?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (2I4LM)


I think he's still in Spain trying to find himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

40 She could benefit from a nice helicopter ride.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (vg8iE)

41
There's always SKYPE.

Why not video-conference into the Congressional hall?

Send some of ours out there to "monitor" her, like Gowdy and Cruz.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (2I4LM)

42 I'm famous, got 12 minutes left, where are the groupies?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (7ZVPa)

43 My prediction on Ford. She'll accept. Over the weekend the dems will trot out another woman who has some vague accusation. They will then demand another delay. Ford will withdraw her commitment to testify.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (gC2IV)

44 She can't weigh more than 110 pounds . . . *eyes roof of Family Truckster*

Posted by: Clark W. Griswold at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (QLvwG)

45 34 I would imagine the accuser would want to start flying if dropped out of a helicopter.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (5jVnA)


I heard she didn't want to fly because her arms would get tired...

and that's just MEAN!

Posted by: Michelle Fields..... at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (NgKpN)

46 PLEASE go look at what artisanal'ette put up near the end of the last post - from Legal Insurrection - Ford's lawyer actually spoke last summer about a strategy to take down SC nominee

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:40 PM (2I4LM)

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (lwiT4)

47 Okay, at this point this is just laughable.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (kG5hP)

48 Honestly, anyone in the senate who is buying this should take the kick me sign off their back.
It's a joke now.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (VpIIl)

49 'Trump is upending the nomination.'

If the GOP decides to wuss out on Kavanaugh, I expect this'll be the hook.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (AzW6q)

50 "Would you believe I don't want to fly?"
"No."
"Would you believe I feel unsafe?"
"No."
"Would you believe I was spouting a line of hooey?"
"Yes, I would believe that."
"Darn it."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (hLRSq)

51 I think he's still in Spain trying to find himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (ptqGC)


wow, long time

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (2I4LM)

52 And ignoring the offer to interview her in her home or e.g. via Skype.

Tell her Monday interview or Tuesday vote.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (Evws/)

53 I think it was Joel Pollak who made a good point - the intelligent Dems (yes, there are a few - you know, the slimy shitbags like Schumer) know this isn't going to fully derail the nomination. And they know they can't stall for another 6 weeks to get beyond midterms. The only thing they can achieve now is to stall this out past October, because SCOTUS starts hearing cases again. If they stall through then, they can probably bully Kav into not voting on cases - it's technically legit to vote when you weren't present for oral argumentation, but it's rarely done and would be seen as a "breach of decorum" and all that other finicky pinkies-out paddy cake bullshit.

That makes some amount of sense. I do think most lefties are delusional enough to think that they're going to torpedo the nomination in total, though.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (oZ6kz)

54 Go Greyhound, and leave the driving to us!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (yQpMk)

55 Fly the committee to ca.

Posted by: Ha at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (MAstk)

56 Maybe she can take the boat. Around The Horn...
He's right you know...Ahoy!

Posted by: Cap'n Billy at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (jDF8P)

57 24 If I was a TSA employee, I'd grope the living fuck out of her.
Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (2Mnv1)


If I was a carpenter...

I'd be building a very large gallows right about now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (/9p9e)

58 They could use the A-Team strategy that was used for Mr. T. Just cold-cock her and throw her on the plane.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (m45I2)

59 So, now, PDJT has routed the FISC applications and text messages (which he previously instructed be released unredacted) to Horowitz for review.


#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (CaRQc)

60 42 I'm famous, got 12 minutes left, where are the groupies?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (7ZVPa)

==========

Here:

https://tinyurl.com/ybupss89

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (3T+T0)

61 Put her in Romney's crate, strap her to the roof of the Tahoe and drive her butt to DC.


Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (gmo/4)


I got this!

Posted by: Clark Griswold at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (hLRSq)

62 Sorry, I never visit Washington in the fall. Only the Spring for the cherry blossoms.
Get the fuck out of here.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (VpIIl)

63 artisanal 'ette - I see you re-posted - THANK YOU!

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (lwiT4)

64 give her a fucking broomstick. she'll fly

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (d7Ww2)

65 PLEASE go look at what artisanal'ette put up near the end of the last post - from Legal Insurrection - Ford's lawyer actually spoke last summer about a strategy to take down SC nominee

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:40 PM (2I4LM)

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (lwiT4)


Thanks grammie.

I reposted it above #16'ish

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (2I4LM)

66 JUST VOTE ALREADY

Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (q177U)

67 Clear proof why we need Nationwide High Speed Rail!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (NgKpN)

68

Idiot and supposed senator Gillibrand: Asking Christine Ford To Testify Is "Silencing Her"

Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (90V40)

69 Where the hell is that Star Trek transporter when you need it?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (VpIIl)

70 All right. Trebuchet.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (C1PQi)

71 Just put a placard for her and her attnys on the witness desk on Monday. Gavel in and announce that she hasn't arrived yet. Recess for 20 min.

Gavel in and announce she has neither arrived nor contacted the Senate committee. Take a vote to move Kavanaugh on to the full vote.

Aye.

Bang, bang, bang.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (c07y/)

72 Red Wave +1
Blue Wave -1

I don't know what will happen, but these excuses have to have the GOP gaining votes.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (EeHjs)

73 Amtrack can get her there by Monday,


******

And they know a thing or two about derailing things in general. Might could give her some tips along the way.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (m45I2)

74 I'd be building a very large gallows right about now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (/9p9e)

--------

50 cubits high.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (AzW6q)

75 Dear Mr Senate Man,

Please Excuse Chrissy Blasey Ford from testifying on Monday.

Signed,

Epstein's Mother

Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (3JlWt)

76 64 give her a fucking broomstick. she'll fly
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (d7Ww2)


"Hands off!"

- - Palsi and the Bollard that Ate Chappaqua

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (/9p9e)

77 "Over the coming days and weeks," Seidman says in the recording that seems to have occurred shortly after Kavanaugh's announcement, "there will be a strategy that will emerge, and I think it's possible that that strategy might ultimately defeat the nominee."




They've been planning this all along.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (lwiT4)

78 This crap about her not wanting to fly because she is uncomfortable in confined spaces only further underscores my belief that Psychologists Psychiatrists are certifiably bat-shit crazy. Don't think I've ever met one that one would consider sane.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (jxbfJ)

79 75 Dear Mr Senate Man,

Please Excuse Chrissy Blasey Ford from testifying on Monday.

Signed,

Epstein's Mother
Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (3JlWt)


You mean Rosenstein's Mother but a thread winner contender just the same.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (/9p9e)

80 Ok, I'm calling Grassley again. Makes me feel a little better and maybe I can get back to writing.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (3SzRC)

81 12 Yeah, but John Madden wasn't accusing Kavanaugh of trying to have his way with him.
Posted by: Furious George, Totally Not Getting The Point at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (9vQJW)

That, I would pay to see!

Posted by: Gridlock (ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES) at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (GW7H6)

82 77 "Over the coming days and weeks," Seidman says in the recording that seems to have occurred shortly after Kavanaugh's announcement, "there will be a strategy that will emerge, and I think it's possible that that strategy might ultimately defeat the nominee."




They've been planning this all along.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (lwiT4)

=============

But he still most likely did it and should be not only denied from SCOTUS, but impeached from the DC Court of Appeals.

Because #MuhPrinciples

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (3T+T0)

83 Because Xanax and booze doesn't help 1000's of of people daily get on a plane and fly.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (UWiFB)

84 To be fair, flying is rather unpleasant nowadays. I mean, what if she wants peanuts, and all they have are pretzels? Bullying!

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (T6t7i)

85 64 give her a fucking broomstick. she'll fly
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (d7Ww2)


"Hands off!"

- - Palsi and the Bollard that Ate Chappaqua
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (/9p9e)
++++
I call SEXISM on these posts. Turrible. Just Turrible.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (2sCft)

86 This guy raped and murdered her at least three times and she doesn't want to fly to stop him from destroying the ozone layer and making whales and kittens go extinct?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (PRfdc)

87 You knew that she/they would concoct and contrive excuse after excuse to not testify.

What I'm most enraged about is that..


TO THIS FUCKING DAY NO ONE ON THE COMMITTEE HAS SEEN A FULL OR UNREDACTED COMPLAINT DOCUMENT OR AFFIDAVIT!!!!!


So literally the GOP Chairman and GOPe cucks and lickspittles are MONKEYING THIS SHIT UP and stepping 'n fetchin to the Democrats every command.


The GOP is making a mockery of the confirmation hearings, justice and the very concept of fairness.


The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (kT3/m)

88 So would it be fair to say that she has a fear of flyong?

/rimshot

(Apologies if someone already quipped this)

Posted by: junior at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (umy56)

89 TAKE. THE. VOTE.

Posted by: itsacookbook at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (yPxXc)

90 This crap about her not wanting to fly because she is uncomfortable in confined spaces only further underscores my belief that Psychologists Psychiatrists are certifiably bat-shit crazy. Don't think I've ever met one that one would consider sane.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (jxbfJ)


yes

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (2I4LM)

91 One of the reasons why Ford scrubbed her social media is so you can't see pictures of all the exotic foreign locales she's gone to.

Posted by: Democratic Party Goon at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (I2/tG)

92 I bet she would fly to pick up her lottery winnings if she won any or to meet a young 20 something with a full on chubby ready to ram it up her squeak hole while she bumped rails on the top of a urinal in the men's room.

Then she would fly. Oh yes, she would fly.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (EoRCO)

93 >>I'd be building a very large gallows right about now.

Sandbags for added effect.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (r9UYA)

94 I reposted it above #16'ish

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (2I4LM)



Yes - thank you, I saw that after you re-posted. That is some explosive stuff. I hope Legal Insurrection has a way of getting that to Grassley.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (lwiT4)

95 Ok, I'm calling Grassley again. Makes me feel a little better and maybe I can get back to writing.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (3SzRC)

By writing, you mean lifting, yes?

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (UWiFB)

96 I'd be building a very large gallows right about now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (/9p9e)


I got some plans if you're interested.

Posted by: Hamman at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (hLRSq)

97 How do you make a false accuser fly?




Give her a push.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (5jVnA)

98

The balls on that cvnt!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (/9p9e)

99 And good news, my pink eye and strep have cleared, I now seem to be developing a full blown chest and head cold.


Awesome!

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (kT3/m)

100 Why is the GOP tolerating this? Hold the vote - now.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (uGHnY)

101 FedEx, when it absolutely, positively, must be there, overnight.


Make sure that there are air holes in the box, or not.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (yQpMk)

102 Posted by: Hamman at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (hLRSq)

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See me @ 74.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (AzW6q)

103 Get me an Executive Order to dispatch AirForce One to her location. Oh, and you flyguys need to load a straitjacket, a large handtruck, and some sturdy straps.

Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (QLvwG)

104 23


Trump should have the TSA pull all the records of her flying her lying ass all over the country.


I'll bet my left kidney she flew to the first Pink Pussy Hat March.


Attending conferences is part of an academic's job. How'd she get there, hitchhiking?

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (T6t7i)

105 Trains and cars scare me too.

I insist on traveling to Washington by oxcart.

Posted by: Dr. "Not Crazy" Ford at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (I2/tG)

106 97 How do you make a false accuser fly?


Give her a push.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (5jVnA)


"I know, right?!"

- - Iranian Revolutionary guard on the roof with homos

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (/9p9e)

107 IF KAVNANA CAN'T ACCOUNT FOR HIS WHEREABOUTS IN 24 HOUR INCREMENTS DURING THE SUMMERS OF 1982 AND 1983 AND POSSIBLY 1984 THEN HE'S OBVIOUSLY GUILTY AND SHOULD HANG!

Posted by: Mad Pussyhatter at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (Iy9CQ)

108 She can't fly because she's uncomfortable with confined spaces. Also uncomfortable with mathematical calculations involving volume, I'd guess, given that the interior of the vast majority of ground vehicles are less spacious than a plane.

But this bitch ain't crazy. No, not at all.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (4VAdr)

109 Let it Bleed....

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (O3+/S)

110 Look, why don't we just all kick in to have her sent FedEx Next Day?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (AM1GF)

111 Next she will want to have someone testify on her behalf. Bcz we are in that territory now. I've been guessing what her excuses would be. I actually thought of flying but dismissed it as too ludicrous.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (EeHjs)

112 Afraid of the patented TSA two fisted cavity search?
You must be a 'survivor' from a previous assault.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (1g7ch)

113 104
23




Trump should have the TSA pull all the records of her flying her lying ass all over the country.


I'll bet my left kidney she flew to the first Pink Pussy Hat March.

Attending conferences is part of an academic's job. How'd she get there, hitchhiking?


Posted by: pep


I'll bet she got picked up by Kavanaugh, and he RAPED her all over again!

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (T6t7i)

114 As transparent as optical glass.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (fA1SL)

115 78
This crap about her not wanting to fly because she is uncomfortable in
confined spaces only further underscores my belief that Psychologists
Psychiatrists are certifiably bat-shit crazy. Don't think I've ever met
one that one would consider sane.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (jxbfJ)

Yes. All of them batshit fucking crazy and I've worked with quite a few.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (3SzRC)

116 107 IF KAVNANA CAN'T ACCOUNT FOR HIS WHEREABOUTS IN 24 HOUR INCREMENTS DURING THE SUMMERS OF 1982 AND 1983 AND POSSIBLY 1984 THEN HE'S OBVIOUSLY GUILTY AND SHOULD HANG!
Posted by: Mad Pussyhatter at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (Iy9CQ)

============

Also Allahpundit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (3T+T0)

117 Lita Ford....Went to a party last Saturday night, I din't get laid, I got in a fight...uh huh,,,it aint no big thing...

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (w2Myr)

118 This wouldn't be a problem if we had that visionary Elon Musk's tunnel travel system in place -- supported entirely by federal taxpayer money subsidy payments to him, of course.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (TIsja)

119 And good news, my pink eye and strep have cleared, I now seem to be developing a full blown chest and head cold.





Awesome!

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (kT3/m)


You're a veritable bacteria and virus farm.

Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (QLvwG)

120 She testify via FaceTime or Skype or any videoconferencing which has been around for 15 years.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (UWiFB)

121 This is farcical and needs to end.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (J+mig)

122 Heh, the list of reasons to not actually do anything about her alleged attacker is getting as long as Hillary's excuses for why her Billion dollar-plus campaign with two solid years of media support failed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (39g3+)

123 Seems a little harsh on Shapiro, he's been raking the dems up and down the coals on this mess.

Posted by: Rationalist Yoda at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (NBOA5)

124 Get me an Executive Order to dispatch AirForce One to her location. Oh, and you flyguys need to load a straitjacket, a large handtruck, and some sturdy straps.

Don't forget the hockey mask

Posted by: barbarausa at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (eWUpO)

125 111 Next she will want to have someone testify on her behalf. Bcz we are in that territory now. I've been guessing what her excuses would be. I actually thought of flying but dismissed it as too ludicrous.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (EeHjs)


Open casting call for actress to testify for Ford:

Chelsea Handler?
Sarah Silverman?
Joy Behar?
Whoopi Rape-Rape?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (/9p9e)

126 This is complete bullshit. How does she get to work, magic fairy carpet rides? No, I bet she uses a car. But the confined spaces!!!1

Posted by: Gaff at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (jPS2y)

127 Has she ever flown in the past? She's looking less credible than Anthony Weiner at this point.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (Jeih4)

128 122 Heh, the list of reasons to not actually do anything about her alleged attacker is getting as long as Hillary's excuses for why her Billion dollar-plus campaign with two solid years of media support failed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (39g3+)

=============

I, for one, can't wait until Ford says that the Russians will get her if she goes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (3T+T0)

129 Is there not one functioning testicle among all the GOP members? Anyone? Buehler?

Tell this lying bitch to go to hell and get on with business.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (HiLJ1)

130 Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (kT3/m)
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Have you been tested for allergies?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (2LelM)

131 52
And ignoring the offer to interview her in her home or e.g. via Skype.

Tell her Monday interview or Tuesday vote.


Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (Evws/)

Embrace the power of AND


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (8iiMU)

132 Does anyone know if Grassley is still insisting that she testify under oath? To me, that's the whole ball game.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (T6t7i)

133 She has until tonight to let the senate know if she will testify Wednesday.

Honestly, WTF is going on.

Maybe next she can ask for a suite at the Four Seasons, Fresh Alaska salmon for dinner and a Chloe bag.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (VpIIl)

134 She should drive a Ford, Brett did.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (w2Myr)

135 119 You're a veritable bacteria and virus farm.
Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (QLvwG)


Isn't this really the story of Lena Dunham's FUPA?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (/9p9e)

136
And good news, my pink eye and strep have cleared, I now seem to be developing a full blown chest and head cold.





Awesome!

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (kT3/m)

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*shoves play-doh into USB port

Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (8XRCm)

137 "Ladies Auxiliary"....Classic!!

Schedule. The. Fucking. Vote.

Posted by: Roper at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (PHc4K)

138 It seems as if they have evidence of prior plotting by Ford's lawyer to do all this, then the whole thing goes up in smoke, no?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (lwiT4)

139 100
Why is the GOP tolerating this?

Because they make the French look like flocking war heroes.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (r9UYA)

140 Well by now it's rather clear, these are delays due to:
1) She can't testify under oath without breaking the law or opening herself to liability
2) They still--STILL-- don't know what proof he has against her and they need to force him to testify 1st.
They're going to claim she will speak from California only.
10am eastern is 7am Pacific-- she wants at least 2 hours to prep her response.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (TN1P5)

141 Even uninterested Americans notice this sort of thing.

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (O3+/S)

142 I don't FEEL like flying.
DOCTOR Ballsy Ford

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (mCMQ5)

143 123 Seems a little harsh on Shapiro, he's been raking the dems up and down the coals on this mess.
Posted by: Rationalist Yoda at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (NBOA5)

============

I haven't been paying that close attention to the Shapiro two minutes of hate, but what I did see was a tweet that everyone was saying was genuine on his part but seemed satirical to me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (3T+T0)

144 134 She should drive a Ford, Brett did.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (w2Myr)


...with 4 on the floor...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (/9p9e)

145 She's got a bathing suit on already. Make her swim.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (Jeih4)

146 s there not one functioning testicle among all the GOP members? Anyone? Buehler?

--------

Only two among the whole bunch of them, and they live at the WH.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (AzW6q)

147 Rape, murder, arson, and the TSA.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse It's not rape if I'm wearing the dress Tyson at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (1L9V9)

148 Maybe she's jumpy about the TSA bringing back bad memories.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (HtsKA)

149 It's pretty clear she doesn't want to go under oath. Liar.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (VpIIl)

150 They'll get her a train ticket and then she won't want to travel by train. Then it will be by bus or car. It will always be some bullshit excuse. Sorry honey you had your chance and it's over should be the only response now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (OLCnA)

151
Because Xanax and booze doesn't help 1000's of of people daily get on a plane and fly.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (UWiFB)


This. My doc just gave me a prescription for Xanax for my 23 freaking hour, non-stop, trans-Atlantic flight next month. And she can't fly across country?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (ptqGC)

152 Can't Rosenstein just wear a wire and get the troof from Chrissy?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (w2Myr)

153 See if the big jumbotron at the Navy Yard is being used, you know the one Agent Gibbs and Director Vance use on that CBS documentary about the Navy cop guys.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (xzqr4)

154 I'm pretty sure there are enough rich leftists to provide her with a private jet and a couple of Valium.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (wCmLp)

155 I told Grassley he ought to throw a pony in on the offer.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (7ZVPa)

156 Get me an Executive Order to dispatch AirForce One to her location. Oh, and you flyguys need to load a straitjacket, a large handtruck, and some sturdy straps.


Don't forget the muzzle. She looks a bit .. bitey.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (yQpMk)

157 This is incredible. They are scheming months, years before to destroy people, including the POTUS.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (2I4LM)

----------------------

They've been planning this all along.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (lwiT4)

-------------------------


Kinda' interesting ain't it?

Planning, Strategy, Tactics, Finance, Logistics, Intel, Communications, R & R


Reminds you of another orginization, don't it ?

Posted by: dDan at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (hwYmz)

158 147 Rape, murder, arson, and the TSA.
Posted by: Neil deGrasse It's not rape if I'm wearing the dress Tyson at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (1L9V9)


I saw Rape Murder Arson and TSA open for Crrosby, Stills, Nash and Young at the Fillmore East in '70.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (/9p9e)

159 Tell this lying bitch to go to hell and get on with business.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (HiLJ1)

Yup....so simple, so easy. Yet the fossils in the Senate cannot seem to grasp this concept.

GOPe losers.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (EoRCO)

160 149 It's pretty clear she doesn't want to go under oath. Liar.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (VpIIl)

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Feel for her future male students.

She going to take all of her frustrations over this out on them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (3T+T0)

161 she will come to testify for maryland grand jury as no stature of limitation on sex crimes in maryland. grand jurors will be black and liberal govt. workers. remember reagan shooters jury?

Posted by: wammo at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (SIAEz)

162 I understand her. I'm afraid to fly too.

Posted by: Jonathan Mardukas at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (Zr14g)

163 This is complete bullshit. How does she get to work, magic fairy carpet rides? No, I bet she uses a car. But the confined spaces!!!1

Posted by: Gaff at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (jPS2y)

Of course it is complete BS, every additional excuse just piles the BS higher and deeper. The Democrats, for some unknown reason, tied themselves to the rail on this one and may just be realizing the GOP has no interest in cutting them loose before the ship goes down.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (hLRSq)

164 She will also not drive across country unless she can stop and spend a day at site of the largest ball of string .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (ZLlh9)

165 @130

No allergies.

The vector for my illnesses is my 11 month old who picks up everything from day care.

He doesn't get anything he's just a carrier of it to me and my wife.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (kT3/m)

166

What I fantasize:

Ford = Senator Pat Geary squeezing Michael Corleone
Grassley = Michael Corleone telling him to get fucked

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (/9p9e)

167 58
They could use the A-Team strategy that was used for Mr. T. Just cold-cock her and throw her on the plane.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (m45I2)
Darn it, beat me to the answer! Good move, Muldoon!

I love it when a plan comes together.

- Hannibal Smith

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (UsCnO)

168 She should drive a Ford, Brett did.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (w2Myr)


...with 4 on the floor...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM

I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college. Talk about a hot dog down a hallway.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (w2Myr)

169 I know I am in the minority, but I am really sanguine over all this.... our side is winning this episode...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (O3+/S)

170 Skype

I'm starting to picture one of those Mob Informant Videos with the shadows and the voice modulator.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (yQpMk)

171 Something else to note - McConnell has tweeted a reassurance that Kavanaugh *will*be confirmed.

Posted by: junior at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (umy56)

172 Because The A-Team never had a plan and executed it to get B.A Baracus to get on plan every episode; therefore, let's take this seriously that she can't fly or travel at speeds above 25MPH.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (UWiFB)

173 John Madden didn't want to fly and yet could still make it from NY to LA to call a game in an RV.
---
It did however give him an excuse to skip the pro bowl in Hawaii every year.

Posted by: Methos at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (XQvuQ)

174 161. She has to file a police report first. She hasn't done that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (fA1SL)

175 Good. I don't want to have to sit next to the lying scrunt.

Posted by: Frequent Flyer at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (Y274z)

176 Jack Kerouac and Neal Cassidy can throw her in the backseat of a '57 Bonneville and get her to DC in under 24 hours. Along the way, many gropings and threesomes can alleviate the trip's monotony.

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (c+2jX)

177 This whole idea that accusers need to actually show up and testify under oath and present factual evidence is quite ridiculous.

Robespierre never had to deal with any of this nonsense.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (7ZVPa)

178 162 I understand her. I'm afraid to fly too.
Posted by: Jonathan Mardukas at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (Zr14g)


"You're gonna get fist-o-phobia you don't sit down!"

Great great movie. Too bad it's DeNiro.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (/9p9e)

179 "Feel for her future male students.



She going to take all of her frustrations over this out on them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (3T+T0)"
Any parent who would put their child in her class deserves what they get.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (VpIIl)

180 I enjoy how this is the exact opposite of viewing women as capable, equal members of our society.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (PRfdc)

181 Amtrack can get her there by Monday,"


******


Ack! She's being railroaded!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (m45I2)

182 And good news, my pink eye and strep have cleared, I now seem to be developing a full blown chest and head cold.




If you were taking antibiotics that is why. It knocks out the good bacteria too, and leaves you more susceptible.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (EeHjs)

183 Next she will want to have someone testify on her behalf. Bcz we are in that territory now. I've been guessing what her excuses would be. I actually thought of flying but dismissed it as too ludicrous.
Posted by: platypus


Most likely just a letter read by her liars, full of lurid and fact-free nonsense. The liars will then demand to interrogate K.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (c07y/)

184 'Well, I'm certainly not flying coach!'

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (5p5Kj)

185 Maybe if K. will promise to meet her with a rose at Gate 15 she will change her mind about flying.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (mB4El)

186 161 she will come to testify for maryland grand jury as no stature of limitation on sex crimes in maryland. grand jurors will be black and liberal govt. workers. remember reagan shooters jury?
Posted by: wammo at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (SIAEz)

She would have to prove it happened in Maryland.

Without an address, it may have happened in DC, or hell even Virginia.

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (NgKpN)

187 Stephen Hayes is dating a dwarf in Spain?
Does she have a position at the Royal Court?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (Evws/)

188 Am I the only person on this Smart MilBlog who thinks that the less Grassley and the rest of the GOPe say at this point, the better?

I mean, even LIVs can look at something this and call bullshit on it.

There are no reports of a cave-in. There are no reports of a "counter-offer". The only official report was that the requisite paperwork was not submitted in time for Prof. CrayCray to appear before the committee on Monday - a hearing that is still scheduled.

I'm all-for a good Eeyore-fed freakout, at least as much as the next moron. So I'm wondering if I'm missing something here.

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (NYS7S)

189 What's the problem? She's not testifying against a Clinton

Posted by: Church Lady at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (z2W2E)

190 I mean, for her lawyer to come out in July, and say "I think we can maybe devise a strategy for keeping him off the bench" -- I dunno - that's a no brainer to me. Toss this out and hold the vote.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (lwiT4)

191 177 This whole idea that accusers need to actually show up and testify under oath and present factual evidence is quite ridiculous.

Robespierre never had to deal with any of this nonsense.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (7ZVPa)

============

And he went on to become Emperor of France.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (3T+T0)

192 Just keep looking crazy, Ford.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (oVJmc)

193 she will come to testify for maryland grand jury


I'll offer 8 to 1 odds on that bet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (yQpMk)

194 gee, she's a liar and doesn't want to have to deal with the mess her stupid letter that we've apparently not seen has created.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (Ejm4y)

195 Here's an idea: Just subpoena her already.

No, just let her be. It's not like she's necessary. How did she get to the Bay Area, by the way?

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (CE5C/)

196 Ack! She's being railroaded!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (m45I2)



Dammit! How did I not say that. Argh.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (EeHjs)

197 Profile in courage.

Fate of the country hangs in the balance. One woman stands alone to prevent 'literally hitler' from being seated on the Supreme Court, leading to the downfall of the republic, dooming millions of women to die by coathanger in back-alley abortions.

Thwarted due to existential threat of air travel.

History blushes in shame

Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (3JlWt)

198 Doesn't matter if she goes to D.C. because she will get the flu or have an anxiety attack and go to the hospital or some other b.s. She will never testify. That's not part of the game plan.

Posted by: Tommy at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (yEAdf)

199 You're a veritable bacteria and virus farm.
Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (QLvwG)

It's nice that the President is concerned for your health.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (MX7xj)

200 Live video testimony.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (ZLlh9)

201 .... our side is winning this episode...
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (O3+/S)

----

This.

As a refresher, scroll down a bit rewatch Aces post on the CNN clip of women siding with Kavanaugh.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (8XRCm)

202 I'm done. Fuck this bitch.

Confirm. NOW.

She's a lying scrunt and HER life should now be ruined for this ridiculous shit.

Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (F4u7C)

203 I got over my concern about flying years ago... by one simple thing.

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (O3+/S)

204 168
I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college. Talk about a hot dog down a hallway.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (w2Myr)


I fancied myself a cocksman in my day, but 35 partners in 3-4 years is "Take a Walk on the Wild Side" territory.

Sheesh, I like my cigar but I take it out of my mouth every once in a while...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (/9p9e)

205 Her latest demand: She'll agree to fly, if the Senate allows her to bring an Emotional Support Narwhal on the plane.

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (c+2jX)

206 154
I'm pretty sure there are enough rich leftists to provide her with a private jet and a couple of Valium.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (wCmLp)

Soros/Steyr *shifty-eyes, making foot circles in the dirt*

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (5jVnA)

207 ATTENTION: Goal post tenders, move those posts.
Again.


From legalinsurrection: Now the Senate Republicans have given Ford a counteroffer with a hearing on Wednesday.


Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (DfaM+)

208
Good. I don't want to have to sit next to the lying scrunt.

Posted by: Frequent Flyer at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (Y274z)


Oh, I don't know. I'd have some fun seated next to her.

"What was that?! Did you feel that bump??!!! OMG. I think I just saw flames shoot out of the right engine!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (ptqGC)

209
Gillibrand inadvertently told the truth in her idiotic statement. Making the false accuser testify WILL INDEED silence her.

It will be the end of her bullshit smear activism.

Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (90V40)

210 198 Doesn't matter if she goes to D.C. because she will get the flu or have an anxiety attack and go to the hospital or some other b.s. She will never testify. That's not part of the game plan.
Posted by: Tommy at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (yEAdf)


MONDAY IS SHAVUOS!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (/9p9e)

211 Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (NYS7S)



I'm kind of where you are on this. Scary, eh?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (lwiT4)

212 201 .... our side is winning this episode...
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (O3+/S)

----

This.

As a refresher, scroll down a bit rewatch Aces post on the CNN clip of women siding with Kavanaugh.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (8XRCm)

============

The population of Republicans most likely to vote against Trump in 2016...siding with Trump now.

Yeah, 2018 is TOTALLY going to be a Blue Wave. Sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (3T+T0)

213 Any parent who would put their child in her class deserves what they get.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (VpIIl)


No parent should be "putting" their children in her class, because her students are adults and should be making their own decisions.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (wCmLp)

214 Old and Busted: Nevertheless, she persisted

New Hotness: Meh... I don't feel like it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (KUaJL)

215 This is like the schoolyard punk who picks a fight, then when the other kids drops his backpack and squares up, the bully starts whining, "I totally COULD kick your ass, but I just had a dentist appointment, and I'm getting over the flu, and my mom needs me home right away... But you're sooooo lucky right now, cuz I would give you SUCH a beating."

Posted by: red speck at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (6Krd7)

216 They must really feed people to the lions in Palo Alto.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (yQpMk)

217 Seriously, did this woman take lessons on how to be the least credible witness to a non-crime ever?

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (5p5Kj)

218 I'd bet my life she's flown LOTS of times.

Just not for a day of reckoning.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (je6Oi)

219 Stephen Hayes is dating a dwarf in Spain?
Does she have a position at the Royal Court?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM

Da Rain in Hayes fall mainly on da plane.

Posted by: Zombie Herve Vilachez at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (w2Myr)

220 I recall stopping in to a small roadside cafe way out in west Texas in the 80s that hd several autographed pictures of John Madden. I guess the guy mad an effort to stop there often on his to and fro'. I figured he must have been from around there.

Posted by: DanMan at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (QMG5F)

221 Her excuse is even more stupid when you consider that Grassley had offered earlier in the week to have staff fly out to Cali and gather her testimony (under oath) there.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (FTXAT)

222 She has to file a police report first. She hasn't done that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (fA1SL)

---------------

The lying scrunt will never do this. Just like lying under oath, filing a false police report would expose her to prosecution.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (I16G8)

223
The population of Republicans most likely to vote against Trump in 2016...siding with Trump now.

Yeah, 2018 is TOTALLY going to be a Blue Wave. Sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (3T+T0)


Trump 2020: Because Fuck You, That's Why.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (wCmLp)

224 Speaking of "Polite Company Conservatives," one of the cucks at Weekly Standard Cruiselines has come up with the "optimal conservative outcome" for the Kavanaugh nomination: Withdraw Kavanaugh

https://tinyurl.com/y7zhh79x

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (O7MnT)

225 Wow. I actually got a real person to bitch to at Grassleys office. It threw me but I recovered and used a lot of what you guys have said...minus the nasty vulgar stuff. But i was thinking it. She listened politely and said she would pass it along. the I said "tell him its from Cannibal BobL then she hung up.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (3SzRC)

226 Note that the verbiage is that the she does not want to fly; not that she is afraid of flying. Of course she has flown lots of times. She just does not want to fly now.

Signed,
We should all believe her because shut up!!!

Posted by: I.M. Nincompoop at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (zn7R9)

227 Just have the vote

no matter what is done a this point, it will by hysterics. It was hysterics before someone alleged her boobs were touched at a drunken high school party 40 years ago.

I really can't see the GOP reasoning for "more hysterics" by dragging this out, and the longer this fumble happens the more likely it becomes they may have to just pull Kavanaugh and start all over next year.

I could easily see a Flake/Corker/Collins/Murkowski cabal saying they want to start "fresh" next year if this goes on another few days.

Posted by: Blago at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (UfkIY)

228

I'm starting to wonder if she's afraid she'll be RECOGNIZED.

Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (90V40)

229 "35 Uh, I drove cross country, by myself, in three days.. "

I did that once, and drove every mile myself, because my "co-driver" couldn't drive a stick. Last hop was Kansas City to DC with a stop-off in Philadelphia. 21 hours. Brutal.

Posted by: Gridlock (ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES) at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (GW7H6)

230 My client Dr. Ford would love to testify on Monday but unfortunately she's currently in a wizard-inflicted time bubble that isn't going to subside until at least Wednesday. Now perhaps she could still testify on Monday if we had access to a DeLorean going 88 MPH with a 1.21 gigawatt power flux capacitor, if only science hating neanderthal Republicans hadn't stopping the flow of research money to our public institutions of higher learning!!

Posted by: Crazy Cunt Lawyer at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (oZ6kz)

231 @182

That's probably it.


This sucks.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (kT3/m)

232 File Under : Fiction

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (5p5Kj)

233 From legalinsurrection: Now the Senate Republicans have given Ford a counteroffer with a hearing on Wednesday.


Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (DfaM+)

______

For Pete's sake!

#HOLDTHEVOTE

Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (3JlWt)

234

KELLYANNE WONDERS WHY KAVANAUGH VOTE IS BEING DELAYED FOR DEMS WHO WON'T VOTE FOR HIM ANYWAY


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (2I4LM)

235 Take the vote already. The longer this goes on, the bigger a farce it becomes.

Dems say if they take back the House, they will try to impeach him anyway. They will try to de-legitamize any decision he is involved in.
This is about destroying him, not a fraud accusation.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (VpIIl)

236



















Jennifer Rubin Verified account @JRubinBlogger 11m ago Replying to @burgessev @politico







To which Republicans say drive faster! They reek of cruelty

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (SRarZ)

237 O.K her excuses are like Belushi in Blues Brothers when Carrie Fisher catches up with him.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (w2Myr)

238 207 ATTENTION: Goal post tenders, move those posts.
Again.


From legalinsurrection: Now the Senate Republicans have given Ford a counteroffer with a hearing on Wednesday.


Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (DfaM+)


And the counter counter offer will be Wednesday... next January.

STOP FUCKING BARGAINING WITH CRIMINALS AND VERMIN.

CONFIRM KAVANAUGH NOW.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (/9p9e)

239 Do to the false witness as that witness intended to do to the other party. You must purge the evil from among you. The rest of the people will hear of this and be afraid, and never again will such an evil thing be done among you. Show no pity: life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot.

Posted by: Deuteronomy 19:19 at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (AzW6q)

240 Ford may not even know what is in the letter, perhaps her scheming lawyer wrote it for her.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (7ZVPa)

241 My client Dr. Ford would consider it an honor to testify on Monday but unfortunately she has been turned into a newt.

Prognosis says she should get better by Thursday.

Posted by: Crazy Cunt Lawyer at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (oZ6kz)

242 I'm now wondering how many men she's destroyed via Title IX.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (gC2IV)

243 Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (NYS7S)


I posted on this at the end of the last thread. It is such a rolling trainwreck at this point, it is hard not to watch. Also, people who are busy all week catch up on news during the weekend. Wonder how it will play with them.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (EeHjs)

244 I'm thinking maybe Trump needs her AND Rosenstein as gimps. Sorta a matched set.

Posted by: torabora at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (Y274z)

245 I also want a million dollars and a unicorn.

Posted by: Christine Blasley Ford at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (uGHnY)

246 Well that formatting was a fail.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (SRarZ)

247 I knew it! I fucking knew it. More stall tactics. I called this yesterday. Extend the deadline for responding. Then find another "reason" to stall testifying. Drag this out through at least 10\1, if not the midterms.

Posted by: Kareem Ofweet at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (E5mUq)

248 Dr. Ford getting her degree......

Doctor! Doctor!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mkdYRIGceA

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (EoRCO)

249 Certifiable - will never appear under oath. Vote already and let loose the dogs of war.

Posted by: rammajamma at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (f1pRq)

250 Anyone willing to bet that everyone on Trump's judge list has been gamed against just in cas

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (Lq3uq)

251 223
The population of Republicans most likely to vote against Trump in 2016...siding with Trump now.

Yeah, 2018 is TOTALLY going to be a Blue Wave. Sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (3T+T0)

Trump 2020: Because Fuck You, That's Why.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (wCmLp)

=============

Bad that point, he probably won't need much more than that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (3T+T0)

252 WWhast wong with ,me? i nedd cawfee.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (3SzRC)

253

RUBIN REEKS OF FECES

Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (90V40)

254 Predicted next excuse: Dr. Ford never made this allegation; it was someone she went to high school with that looked like her. We must delay the confirmation until the FBI can track down this lookalike!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (TIsja)

255 She is literally going to get to "I want M and Ms in a cut crystal bowl placed 1 foot to the right of me and 18 inches in front, no more than 2.1 pints, but no less than 1.9, containing no brown ones. And it can be no closer than 1 year to the expiration date, purchased at Trader Joe's."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (dNzKv)

256 she will come to testify for maryland grand jury

-----

meh, I doubt Frosh would bother. Then again, Hogan's too much of a cuck to stop anyone.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (Ejm4y)

257 Kreplach, I can't believe your baby is 11 months old already. Wow.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (C1PQi)

258
From legalinsurrection: Now the Senate Republicans have given Ford a counteroffer with a hearing on Wednesday.





Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (DfaM+)


Bullshit they did. I don't believe it.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (FTXAT)

259 Whoopi Rape-Rape?


This - we all know Roman Polanski drugging and sodomizing a 12 year old girl isn't rape-rape.
Not like drunken teen Kavanagh copping a feel on Chrissy Blasey!!! THAT SHIT IS RAPE, STRAIGHT UP RAPE!!

Posted by: Janene Garbarfalo at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (RzUqr)

260 "I HAVE AN IMPORTANT STORY TO TELL AND YOU MUST LET ME SPEAK! Eventually. Under the following list of conditions, or you're telling the woman to shut up---"

They can't drag this out until after the midterms. Their only hope is to scream the GOP is anti-woman once they call the vote, or hope Kav withdraws.

But this BS can't be a winning strategy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (oVJmc)

261 First question from Grassley should be something like:


"Dr. Ford, we have been observing you from afar for the past few weeks. Are you as batshit crazy as you seem. or are your lawyers with the pink hats on telling you what to do?



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (UsCnO)

262 You know how I can tell your story is a fucking lie?

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (5p5Kj)

263 Good thing they put wheels on those goal posts.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (VpIIl)

264 At this point, I expect her to demand to be allowed to testify though interpretive dance

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (TN1P5)

265 Jennifer Rubin Verified account @JRubinBlogger 11m ago Replying to @burgessev @politico







To which Republicans say drive faster! They reek of cruelty
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (SRarZ)

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Why didn't she start driving when the meeting was scheduled?

I mean, it's not like anyone else injected her name into this mess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (3T+T0)

266 @227

Flake and Corker will not be in the senate next year.


Who gives a fuck what they have to say.


They shouldn't even be on any committees at this point.


But Turtle is a spineless lickspittle.


The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (kT3/m)

267 Professor Smith, I wanted to ask about Wormholes and the possibility that a house party could have taken place within a wrinkle or tear if you will in the space-time continuum over suburban Maryland, suburban Virginia, and/or the District of Columbia which accounts for the survivor's inability to place the attack in question in one summer in the early 1980s or in a particular building or structure. Is it possible according to SCIENCE that the attack actually occurred in all of the summers of the early 1980s?

Posted by: Don Lemmon at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (Iy9CQ)

268 KELLYANNE WONDERS WHY KAVANAUGH VOTE IS BEING DELAYED FOR DEMS WHO WON'T VOTE FOR HIM ANYWAY


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (2I4LM)


Bcz it is about a Woman being attacked dammit! (it isn't, but that is what they'd say.)

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (EeHjs)

269 BREAKING NEWS

Ford agrees to testify if she is supplied with 5 (FIVE) bowls of Blue M&Ms, a tray of gluten-free Aram Sandwiches, and a personal masseur during her testimony. If even 1 (ONE) green or brown M&M is found in any of the bowls, this contract is null and void.

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (c+2jX)

270 I'll gladly testify for you Tuesday

Posted by: Wimpy Ford at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (z2W2E)

271 In defense of Dr. Ford, a passenger jet does look like a big flying penis.

Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (5b+Sr)

272 Seriously, enough of this crap. Hold the fucking vote, Grassley.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (SRarZ)

273 Maybe she's afraid of flying because MUSLIM TERRORiSTS!

That would be racist.

Posted by: torabora at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (Y274z)

274 "MONDAY IS SHAVUOS!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (/9p9e) "

I DON'T FUCKING TESTIFY ON SHOMER SHABBOS!!!

Posted by: Dr. Ford nee Sobchak at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (oZ6kz)

275 She is literally going to get to "I want M and Ms in a cut crystal bowl
placed 1 foot to the right of me and 18 inches in front, no more than
2.1 pints, but no less than 1.9, containing no brown ones. And it can be
no closer than 1 year to the expiration date, purchased at Trader
Joe's."




She really should get some celebrities to show her how its done - like Mariah Carey, Jennifer Lopez, Diana Ross maybe?

Posted by: Janene Garbarfalo at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (RzUqr)

276 Good thing they put wheels on those goal posts.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (VpIIl)

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Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

277
162 I understand her. I'm afraid to fly too.
Posted by: Jonathan Mardukas at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (Zr14g)

Hear ya! Nobody likes a squealer.

Posted by: Commerce Secretary Brown at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (mB4El)

278 I also want a million dollars and a unicorn.



and that guy's eye.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (yQpMk)

279 242 I'm now wondering how many men she's destroyed via Title IX.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (gC2IV)

Great point. You know this harpy sits on one of those feminista star chambers in the academy.

Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (3JlWt)

280 Has Kellyanne's husband told her to STFU and make him a sammich yet?

Jeebus, I don't understand being married to someone who constantly undercuts your boss on Twitter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

281 I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college. Talk about a hot dog down a hallway.



Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (w2Myr)



I'm starting to wonder if she's afraid she'll be RECOGNIZED.

Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (90V40)

Why, is she flying in crotchless panties?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (5jVnA)

282 Bang, bang, bang.
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The entire Senate banged my in an in camera session.
Collins held me down.

Posted by: DOCTOR ford at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (Evws/)

283 If only there were a device which could send sound and video of one person at one location to another location we would not have this problem. But since women never invented such a device, and the patriarchy cannot be trusted, there is just no conceivable way around this impasse.

Posted by: Thatch at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (v5Cc/)

284 276 Good thing they put wheels on those goal posts.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (VpIIl)

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Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

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So that's why they are constantly going in circles, having lost themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (3T+T0)

285 Coming Soon: Whenever an alleged victim acts in a way that seems inconsistent with her claims, the Accuasation Apologists begin telling us that it's completely normal for victims to act that way.

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this is why it's important that no one ever listens to a feminist.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (Ejm4y)

286 I hope she's not expecting to get the senate goody bag or a lollipop after testifying. That's reserved for special celebrity guests.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (VpIIl)

287 This is definitely pissing our side off now, which is good, but this is dangerous. If they manage to stall until after the midterms, I don't doubt that it'll help the left GOTV as well. If they can use "we have to prevent this rapist from getting on SCOTUS" that no doubt will be beneficial for their side (blue wave existence, nonwithstanding).

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (KUaJL)

288 Her excuse is even more stupid when you consider that Grassley had offered earlier in the week to have staff fly out to Cali and gather her testimony (under oath) there.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (FTXAT)



We buried that.

Posted by: NYT at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (DfaM+)

289 it's almost as if the accusation is more important than the parties or the facts.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (Ejm4y)

290 >>>If I was a TSA employee, I'd grope the living fuck out of her.
Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (2Mnv1)

LOL!

Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (q177U)

291 OT
Wall street news: Trump stock market closes at all time high.


Democrats are filing suit to turn those machines back on and SELL, SELL!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (UsCnO)

292 McConnell is what you get after you have a spinaldectomy.

Posted by: torabora at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (Y274z)

293 Psychologists & Psychiatrists are certifiably bat-shit crazy. Don't think I've ever met
one that one would consider sane.



*******

A field of study for those seeking either a diagnosis or a cure.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (m45I2)

294 165 @130

No allergies.

The vector for my illnesses is my 11 month old who picks up everything from day care.

He doesn't get anything he's just a carrier of it to me and my wife.
------------------
Yeah. I know that. Nasty little critters.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (2LelM)

295 @257

Yep, it's amazing how quickly it goes.


Just trying to stay alive to hit those milestones...


Like when he can get his working papers.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (kT3/m)

296 From legalinsurrection: Now the Senate Republicans have given Ford a counteroffer with a hearing on Wednesday.

Again, if that were the case I'm pretty sure Prof. CrayCray's legal team would be spiking the football on CNN right now.

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (NYS7S)

297 She doesn't want to come because she is f$$king lying. Period. End of conservation. Just confirm him.

Posted by: Tuna at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (n0yzo)

298 >>>224 Speaking of "Polite Company Conservatives," one of the cucks at Weekly Standard Cruiselines has come up with the "optimal conservative outcome" for the Kavanaugh nomination: Withdraw Kavanaugh

https://tinyurl.com/y7zhh79x
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

...

Yes, the Omega Cuck J.V. Last who has a podcast where he jerks off about superhero movies and star wars all fucking day long.

The odds of this coming from the Weekly Standard were... 100%.

Posted by: ace at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (PA9oZ)

299 She insists on coming by mule.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (oVJmc)

300 I expect her to demand to be allowed to testify though interpretive dance

If she pulls out the yarn and paint and drops trou, I'm pretty sure Kavanaugh's a goner.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (T6t7i)

301 255 She is literally going to get to "I want M and Ms in a cut crystal bowl placed 1 foot to the right of me and 18 inches in front, no more than 2.1 pints, but no less than 1.9, containing no brown ones. And it can be no closer than 1 year to the expiration date, purchased at Trader Joe's."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Drat! You stole my joke while I was typing it!

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (c+2jX)

302 oh right, the "rape rape" standard.

classics of liberalism.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (Ejm4y)

303 Why didn't she start driving when the meeting was scheduled?



I mean, it's not like anyone else injected her name into this mess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (3T+T0)


Magical vagina, take me away!

Posted by: Dr. Perfessor at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (5jVnA)

304 She's set the "Wymyn are just as strong, just as brave, and can do anything men can do!" movement back a few decades.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (ptqGC)

305


The Onion @TheOnion

'New York Times' Announces Appointment Of Anonymous Source As Editor-In-Chief

https://trib.al/Gp6oiUP

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (2I4LM)

306 Does anyone have a link to the 5:00 p.m. today deadline claim? Because if it is true, and she won't do it, call the fucking vote at 5:01 p.m.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (dEQP3)


THIS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (je6Oi)

307 The Dems are finding it harder to unstick themselves from the Trump Tar Babies they insist on punching. Trump wins every round.... what a bunch of dunces.....

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (O3+/S)

308 They have no idea how angry we are. They just hear from the hair pulling, screaming lefty constituents

Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (q177U)

309 there seem to be some that think they know about the counter offers the R's keep making -- free beer, paint her house, deluxe car on Amtrak -- she may be holding out for something better.
IF there are any counter offers to this morning's deadline, we are already losing. That was the red line ... they crossed it, so we are drawing more lines in the sand , till WE fall off the cliff. (Bugs Bunny always got Elmer or Sam to go off the cliff)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (Cus5s)

310 164
She will also not drive across country unless she can stop and spend a day at site of the largest ball of string .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (ZLlh9)

I LOLed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (8iiMU)

311 Every time I see a bird or a plane or Superman, I am thrown back to the horrible image of Kavanaugh flying through the air to rape and kill me.

Posted by: Victim of Nominee X at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (bU00h)

312 296 From legalinsurrection: Now the Senate Republicans have given Ford a counteroffer with a hearing on Wednesday.

Again, if that were the case I'm pretty sure Prof. CrayCray's legal team would be spiking the football on CNN right now.
Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (NYS7S)

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I'm betting Flake et al demanded that Grassley offer something. Else they wouldn't be operating in good faith, in their opinions.

Of course, the counteroffer gives Ford literally nothing she wanted, so she won't accept. Hence, why she won't spike the football.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (3T+T0)

313 I wish Ann Coulter would take down Rubin with a snark attack. Wonder if they are friends.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (ZLlh9)

314 Ronan Farrow is disappointing. His prior reporting was so journalistically solid, and so unlike our normal dreck, I respected it. He also went against the whole media complex.

This thing with Ford is totally different. I guess it is his blind spot, or he has now been co-opted by Dems. smh

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (EeHjs)

315 @Doc_0 4m

Rosenstein: Dear God, I can't believe how stupid this news cycle is getting. Somebody kill me now.

New York Times headline: DEPUTY AG BEGS FOR DEATH, DOES NOT SPECIFY PREFERRED METHOD OF EXECUTION

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (c07y/)

316
Staffer: This is a good letter. Just a couple of changes. Where you say he made fun of your hair? Change that to held me down and tried to rip my clothes off. Also, where you say you felt rejected and angry? Change that to felt terrified that he would murder you.

Ford: Ok. I can stay totally anonymous right? No one will ever know it's me?

Staffer: Absolutely!

Staffer leaks to the media.

Ford: You said no one would ever know it was me!

Staffer: I lied.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (gC2IV)

317 I am beginning to think there is no Christine Ford. This is all a Russian bot operation designed by trumps buddy putin to undermine our democracy and make the Dems lose in Nov. We need to suspend all Republican campaigns until Mueller investigates this serious allegation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (dNzKv)

318 If only there were a device which could send sound and video of one person at one location to another location we would not have this problem. But since women never invented such a device, and the patriarchy cannot be trusted, there is just no conceivable way around this impasse.
Posted by: Thatch at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (v5Cc/)
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You know what, no. She's trying to ruin this guy's life, family, and career. If she really believes her (ludicrous) story and it was as traumatic as she claims, she needs to get her sorry rear end here, sit it down in the Senate, and be prepared to give her account and then be questioned on it.

I don't like to fly either, but I do it when I have to.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (C1PQi)

319 >>Why didn't she start driving when the meeting was scheduled?


She seems like the type to just put on a diaper and drive straight through.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (5p5Kj)

320 The only thing I need to testify is this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair.

Posted by: Dr. Navin R Ford at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (oZ6kz)

321 I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college

In a row?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (39g3+)

322 So anyway, I'm now expecting the Twitter Experts -- who are not experts, but they are on twitter -- to tell us that "Rape victims often develop a fear of flying 30 years post-assault."
-ace
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Followed by the peculiar symptom of fear of testifying before a Senate committee. Totes legit.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (fq72/)

323 If only there were a device which could send sound and video of one person at one location to another location we would not have this problem.


********


I'll let her use my Dick Tracy two-way wrist communicator thingie.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (m45I2)

324 Trump should have the TSA pull all the records of her flying her lying ass all over the country.

I'll bet my left kidney she flew to the first Pink Pussy Hat March.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (ptqGC)


And I'll match it with my right kidney. The odds that she didn't fly to some leftist conclave are, rounding upwards, zero.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (je6Oi)

325 GOP: "We'd like you to testify next Monday."
Ford: "Monday's bad for me, I don't have time to prepare."
GOP: "How about Wednesday."
Ford: "I hate to fly."
GOP: "We'll come to you."
Ford: "I don't want strangers in my house."
GOP: "We'll meet at a neutral location."
Ford: "My car is in the shop."
GOP: "We'll send a limo."
Ford: "I won't feel safe."
GOP: "We'll have US Marshals escort you."
Ford: "I'm allergic to peanuts."
GOP: "There will be no peanuts."
Ford: "I can't testify without my emotional support octopus; he requires a saltwater tank."
GOP: "We'll arrange for a saltwater tank."
Ford: "I can't testify without a translator fluent in both Esperanto and Tagalog; and she must be female and Persian... "

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (O7MnT)

326 A week or so more and they'll say they should wait until after the mid-terms because Blue-Wave.

Then it'll be because Senate changes require them to wait till the next swearing in in 2019.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (37IEG)

327 Is Dr. Ford any relation to Ford EcoSport?

They're both environmentally conscious and carry a lot of baggage so I figured they could be.

Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (5b+Sr)

328 From legalinsurrection: Now the Senate Republicans have given Ford a counteroffer with a hearing on Wednesday.



Again, if that were the case I'm pretty sure Prof. CrayCray's legal team would be spiking the football on CNN right now.

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (NYS7S)

And Grassley would have announced it. The only press announcement from his office thus far today is on e-cigarette sales to children.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (FTXAT)

329 306
Does anyone have a link to the 5:00 p.m. today deadline claim?
Because if it is true, and she won't do it, call the fucking vote at
5:01 p.m.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (dEQP3)



THIS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (je6Oi)

I'll call Grassley again.. they love talking to me. "its Cannibal Bob again, I have another question."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (3SzRC)

330 As we may know some turkeys are unable to fly very w ell

Posted by: Tamaa the bird 1000 Voices at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (wGqjj)

331 put this bitch on the No-Fly list then, stat.

you run your mouth, you reap the consequences.

Posted by: x at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (nFwvY)

332 No, the she doesn't *LIKE* *THAT* train!

She wants a *BLUE* train!

With butterscotch wheels and a magical whistle!

She wants the train to Hogwarts!

And a pony!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (oVJmc)

333 290 >>>If I was a TSA employee, I'd grope the living fuck out of her.
Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (2Mnv1)

LOL!
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True story, I and a team member were flying jto Japan just after they allowed flights after 911. In the lobby of Dulles with all sorts of exotics guess who were the two randomly selected for extra personal screening? Yep, the two white guys.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (2LelM)

334 The Onion @TheOnion

'New York Times' Announces Appointment Of Anonymous Source As Editor-In-Chief

https://trib.al/Gp6oiUP
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (2I4LM)

Even Anonymous isn't as racist as Jeong.

Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (3JlWt)

335 Or maybe she'll demand the questions and testimony be delivered in Klingon

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (37IEG)

336 She ought to just, you know, gird her loins and drive out there.

Posted by: Lisa Marie Nowak at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (z2W2E)

337 321 I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college

In a row?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (39g3+)


No, more of a scrum...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (O3+/S)

338 321 I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college

In a row?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


No, all at once.

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (c+2jX)

339 Wait a second. During the auto bailouts, I remember the Detroit executives driving to Washington, DC to avoid the appearance of wasting money on private jets (never mind the hourly rate of a CEO, but let's not have any context please). This woman's last name is Ford. From the 2009 period, I also know for a fact that a Ford can make it to Washington without using an airplane.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (I2dne)

340 I...I... was upstairs when Brett Mav--Kav-anaugh tried to RAPE me!! I've never been upstairs or flown since!!

--- Christine Balsam-Ford

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (vDqXW)

341 "Come testify on ... Wednesday? Oh, no can do. I wash my hair on Wednesday." - Christine "Tawana" Ford

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (je6Oi)

342 yeah, this game is over. Have we even seen the letter?

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (Ejm4y)

343 Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies
Tongue tied and twisted just an Earth bound misfit,
I.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (/qEW2)

344 nd I'll match it with my right kidney. The odds that she didn't fly to some leftist conclave are, rounding upwards, zero.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (je6Oi)

She isn't saying she is afraid to fly or that she hasn't flown in the past. She is just saying she doesn't want to fly for this.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (FTXAT)

345 335 Or maybe she'll demand the questions and testimony be delivered in Klingon
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (37IEG)

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New demand:

Brett Kavanaugh must say this: "I am a big poopy head who likes to touch women without their permission." That, or I'm not coming.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (3T+T0)

346
The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (kT3/m)

Kreplach, I hope you have trademarked that phrase by now.


It would be a top seller for t-shirts at conventions.
Hell, I would wear one on election day.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (UsCnO)

347 Kill her. That's all you have to do.

Kill Mary?

She's a risk. And get the priest as well.

Posted by: Queensryche at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (F4u7C)

348 Kavanaugh wrote in her high school yearbook that it felt like he was feeding a horse.

Posted by: Jolo at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (WrMOC)

349 297 She doesn't want to come because she is f$$king lying. Period. End of conservation. Just confirm him.
Posted by: Tuna at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (n0yzo)

The original leak claimed that she said she didn't want to be identified...

So,

Anon person claims K tried to sexually assault sometime somewhere about 35 years ago. Vote against K.
If you don't you are a h8er.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (1g7ch)

350 The only press announcement from his office thus far today is on e-cigarette sales to children.


Posted by: redbanzai

--

At least the children will get something out of it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (7ZVPa)

351
She isn't saying she is afraid to fly or that she hasn't flown in the past. She is just saying she doesn't want to fly for this.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (FTXAT)


Doesn't WANT to fly? Huh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (ptqGC)

352 Night train to Mundo Fine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (IqV8l)

353 Honestly, if she doesn't want to fly, why didn't she take up Grassley on his offer to SEND PEOPLE TO CALIFORNIA? If she doesn't want to do a public hearing, why didn't she take up Grassley on his offer to hold a PRIVATE HEARING? Every single roadblock she throws out has an available detour that she's handily ignoring.

ENOUGH. Shut it down. Call the f*cking vote and be done with this bullsh*t.

Democrats must never have power again.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (rP4OC)

354 Pick her up in an RV and drive that sucker right into the nearest C-117 and point it towards DC.

Posted by: The Chicken of depression at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (XRxxn)

355 The deadline was 10am now the GOP is "hoping" to hear back from Ford on there offer "by the end of the day." whenever the fuck that is.


I'm rightly angry at the democrats and their evil and satanic behavior, I am infinitely angrier at the spineless and confused fools the constitute the GOP, their leadership and their rank and file who are making a mockery of the confirmation process, justice and fairness.


This is beyond stupid.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (kT3/m)

356 I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college



In a row?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (39g3+)

Not exactly, but the line did go outside and around the corner.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (5jVnA)

357 She can't possibly testify by Wednesday. Her gilded litter carried by six buff male slaves, being whipped by female BDSM madams and intermittently feeding her grapes, surrounded by exotic veiled people juggling fire, leashed tigers, stomping elephants and bounding antelopes and can't possibly move that fast.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (VpIIl)

358 the only way WE are winning with the counter offer game, is IF we know things ... like that she will never testify, or that WE have something on her that will come out in testimony, maybe after she lies about it.

ONLY if there is some such reason are we winning. IF we have that, going "the extra mile" to help her testify is just proving to the public she is lying and making absurd excuses.

Even if she testifies ... so what ... confirm anyway (McConnell seemed confident we would plow right through)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (Cus5s)

359 By delaying Kavanaugh, they are delaying something else.

They know this idiocy "will never fly", but the game is to delay not defeat the nomination.

The lies never did pass the giggle test and now they are outright knee slappers.

This woman can't organize a trip to Washington but we should rely on her alleged memory of something that happened 37 years ago and might possibly involved some mashing by a 17 year old boy, who might have been Brett Kavanaugh, or not.

EVERY SINGLE TIME I THINK THINGS CAN'T POSSIBLY GET WEIRDER/STUPIDER THEY DO.

FcuK. Its like being inside an David Lynch Movie.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (zxFWZ)

360 I like the running joke about demands; apparently the Rs have counteroffered her Wednesday.

Some of the demands were:
Both she and the Female Senate Dems get to wear handmaids tale outfits.

Kavanaugh must be in Canada when she testifies, and only appear via Sattelite when he is ready to admit guilt and withdraw.

Chuck Grassley must attend diversity and sensitivity training at an approved liberal school.

Mel Brooks must be brought before the committee and flogged.

There are others.

Jeff Flake and Bob Corker just wrote to me with this joint statement:

"Seems fair."

Posted by: tehDave at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (JkygK)

361 You mean she just can't hop on her broomstick and fly to DC?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (d6Ksn)

362 I require . . . a shrubbery!

Posted by: Doctor Christine Ni Ford at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (QLvwG)

363 I will only testify at the Alamo. In....the basement.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (dNzKv)

364 She thinks Trump with have a fighter squadron shoot down her flight over Kansas.

Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (Rr52g)

365 Ford is raping Lady Liberty, while Democrats hold Lady Liberty's legs.

Posted by: jb at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (CIBIw)

366 democrat plan b see if they vote for kavenaugh when he is in a sex crimes cell in maryland awaiting arraignment without bail.

Posted by: wammo at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (SIAEz)

367 Making her fly would be like asking her questions which would be like raping her all over again!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (37IEG)

368 359
FcuK. Its like being inside an David Lynch Movie.
Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (zxFWZ)

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Inside a David Lynch movie, watching a Luis Bunuel movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (3T+T0)

369 well, i see where her and her cuck both have electric cars. so, she can't dive her sagging crotch to d.c. her extension cord only reaches palo alto proper.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (KP5rU)

370 I'll call Grassley again.. they love talking to me. "its Cannibal Bob again, I have another question."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (3SzRC)
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Some of my friends from college worked on Capitol Hill when they first got out. They all had great stories about "regulars." I was partial to the old lady who would cut up cereal boxes and make postcards out of them and send messages to her Congressman.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (C1PQi)

371 Trending on twatter is the hashtag #whyididntreport. I haven't looked at it, but I'm sure it's a consortium of like-minded #metoo snivelers for why it took Ms. I'm Afraid of Flying 36 years to open her yapper.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (mQ0Mc)

372 324
Trump should have the TSA pull all the records of her flying her lying ass all over the country.



I'll bet my left kidney she flew to the first Pink Pussy Hat March.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (ptqGC)



And I'll match it with my right kidney. The odds that she didn't fly to some leftist conclave are, rounding upwards, zero.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (je6Oi)

I'll match your kidneys and raise you a heart and a liver.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (3SzRC)

373 Kill her. That's all you have to do.

Kill Mary?

She's a risk. And get the priest as well.

Posted by: Queensryche at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (F4u7C)
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Sounds like there's a revolution calling!

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (vDqXW)

374 Ford: "I can't testify without a translator fluent in both Esperanto and Tagalog; and she must be female and Persian... "
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (O7MnT)


"Oh, and she must be Zoroastrian, and albino."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (je6Oi)

375 Maybe she wants to stop at Carhenge on the way and do the nasty in every one of the back sears?

Posted by: torabora at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (Y274z)

376
She will also not drive across country unless she can stop and spend a day at site of the largest ball of string .


It's starting to sound like the plot from Midnight Run

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (TAmPV)

377 84
To be fair, flying is rather unpleasant nowadays. I mean, what if she wants peanuts, and all they have are pretzels? Bullying!


Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (T6t7i)

Isn't the whole reason we are going through this farcical event because of an alleged incident involving two nuts in a bag?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (jxbfJ)

378 Does anyone have a link to the 5:00 p.m. today deadline claim?

Because if it is true, and she won't do it, call the fucking vote at

5:01 p.m.


Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (dEQP3)





Grassley has made no announcement and this follows earlier claims from the press that the hearing had already been moved to Thursday. I will believe it when it is announced and not until then.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (FTXAT)

379 I think this video needs to go viral.
Women supporting Kavanaugh have much more class than the disgusting, lying Lefty women.



https://tinyurl.com/yb3z2avx

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (hECVl)

380 Maybe she can testify in one of those sexy Handmaiden's Tale Halloween costumes?

Posted by: tu3031 at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (jDF8P)

381 371 Trending on twatter is the hashtag #whyididntreport. I haven't looked at it, but I'm sure it's a consortium of like-minded #metoo snivelers for why it took Ms. I'm Afraid of Flying 36 years to open her yapper.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (mQ0Mc)

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"My daddy was rich and powerful, and I was his little girl. I didn't want him to realize that I was kind of a slut."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (3T+T0)

382 McConnell knows we have the votes in the bag... otherwise Gopher Tortoise would keep his head in his shell.. so that's good.....

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (O3+/S)

383 Is there some rule that if he is not seated by Oct 1 he has to sit out the term?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (dNzKv)

384 It's times like this when our nation could of most used Burt Reynolds. Him and Dom in the front seat, Ford in the trunk. No flight needed.

Posted by: bananadream at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (YR7aL)

385 Grassley should have given in on Ford's demand to repaint the Statue of Liberty pink.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (7ZVPa)

386 "FcuK. Its like being inside an David Lynch Movie.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (zxFWZ) "

Theory I floated above was they want to delay long enough so that he misses argumentation on the upcoming docket of cases - that way they might be able to wring out a few more 4-4's before they start getting skullfucked by their agenda being slowly rolled back.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (oZ6kz)

387
Qantas. Ill only fly from California to DC on Qantas.




And Kmart sucks.

And Wopner is on in ten minutes.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (8XRCm)

388
Some of my friends from college worked on
Capitol Hill when they first got out. They all had great stories about
"regulars." I was partial to the old lady who would cut up cereal boxes
and make postcards out of them and send messages to her Congressman.





Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (C1PQi)

Huh.
*looks at body parts*
Should i use a sharpie?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (3SzRC)

389 "I can't fly. Mercury is in retrograde."

Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (5b+Sr)

390 Hey, Toots, "Fear of Flying" was a trashy novel. Come up with something better than that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (je6Oi)

391 They have no idea how angry we are. They just hear from the hair pulling, screaming lefty constituents

I dunno angry just... disgusted and frustrated that this keeps going on and on. Needs to be ended and dealt with. The longer this goes, the less the public remotely sides with this story, even to the extent they did at all to begin with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (39g3+)

392 Ridiculouser and ridiculouser.

The right should cheer from the rafters because the Democrats are being exposed as frauds.

Posted by: Sam in VA at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (bLJXu)

393 How is it that no one has any video footage of this woman yet?

Does she even exist?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (1ISKN)

394 Is Doctor Ford Rain Man? K-Mart Sucks.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (2LelM)

395 Once again, something she could have mentioned a week ago. And probably also Jane D'oh's kidneys are very safe nestled in her flanks for all time.

I bet she flies everywhere.

Posted by: SarahW at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (Sp1NT)

396 382 McConnell knows we have the votes in the bag... otherwise Gopher Tortoise would keep his head in his shell.. so that's good.....
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (O3+/S)

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As much as I can imagine Flake being awful and voting against Kavanaugh just cause, I can also imagine him getting so sick of the obviousness of the stupidity on display to get him to say, "Fine. I'll vote to confirm."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (3T+T0)

397 Grassley's first question to Ford:
So Chrissy, sugar tits, is your shit all fucked up?

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (fq72/)

398 Dear g-d we don't talk at all. In fact, I don't pray either. I just use what you gave me to get thru life and that's that. Embrace the suck and carryon.

But would you please smite these fucking democrats before they further harm the innocent. I'd consider it a great favor.

Posted by: BluesFish at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (7IRPQ)

399 362 I require . . . a shrubbery!

(Golf clap.)

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (NYS7S)

400 Are they hoping to give red state Dems some thin cover to vote "No"?
There were serious questions about his past, and it was too important to be hasty....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (dNzKv)

401 Ford can't fly. She qualifies the TSA check as "rape".

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (VpIIl)

402 Kill her. That's all you have to do.

Kill Mary?

She's a risk. And get the priest as well.

Posted by: Queensryche at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (F4u7C)
---
Sounds like there's a revolution calling!
Posted by: Axeman


The needle lies

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (39g3+)

403 She can't possibly testify by Wednesday. Her gilded
litter carried by six buff male slaves, being whipped by female BDSM
madams and intermittently feeding her grapes, surrounded by exotic
veiled people juggling fire, leashed tigers, stomping elephants and
bounding antelopes and can't possibly move that fast.


Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (VpIIl)


ProTip: Get them all stepping off on the same foot else your tits will fall off!!

Posted by: Empress Nympho at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (QLvwG)

404 "I can't testify without a translator fluent in both Esperanto and Tagalog;... "


*********


I'm on it.


Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.

Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle,

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (m45I2)

405 She should have gone for something worthwhile, like "I'll only testify if they get rid of the DH rule."

Now THAT I could get behind.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (je6Oi)

406 Ford's crashing more like the Hindenburg than a Pinto.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (Y9g6h)

407 Andy Canuck posted the #Fordtheater last night, to check out the meme.

If your head is exploding, try humor or an internet break. Your blood pressure will go down. I took a 12 hour break and my equanimity returned.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (EeHjs)

408 People say David French uses John Calvin as his avatar. Now, as a Catholic, I'd like to believe that. But I always though it was Vidkun Quisling.

Posted by: George LeS at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (59GGI)

409 Susan Collins is appalled, again! This isn't going to happen. It's over. The GOP should be disbanded . They can't pass anything but tax cuts, and they refuse to do what their constituents elected them to do.

I screamed at the television when Trump signed last years budget bill. Trump should just do what Zippy did and issue Executive Orders.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (v1udk)

410 How is it that no one has any video footage of this woman yet?

Does she even exist?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (1ISKN)
++++++++
Now wouldn't that be something?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (I2dne)

411 For what it's worth I have contacted both Senators McConnell and Grassley to end this farce. Sen. ChiComFi needs to be sanctioned for this stunt. I also informed McConnell's office that he needs to start the process to hold a vote regarding Sen. Booker's expulsion from the U.S. Senate since he has already confessed to touching a girl's breast without permission when he was in high school. Jeebus people, make the Donks squeel.

These cowardly turds STILL wonder how Donald Trump became POTUS.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (5Yee7)

412 405 She should have gone for something worthwhile, like "I'll only testify if they get rid of the DH rule."

Now THAT I could get behind.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (je6Oi)

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As the fan of an AL team, I also support this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (3T+T0)

413 I can't fly , Foaddy Fi

Posted by: Sammy Waters at September 21, 2018 04:14 PM (ZLlh9)

414 383 Is there some rule that if he is not seated by Oct 1 he has to sit out the term?

Uh, that would be... no. Not at all.

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:14 PM (NYS7S)

415

We are watching people getting whipped up into a frenzy over this.

They need to take a step back.

There is no evidence.
She has a history of political extremism.
She is obviously stalling for political reasons.
This was the only way they could think of to get Kav.
It was 36 years ago! They were kids!
She was drinking to the point of not remembering how she got home or anything else, at 15 years old.

This is all a lie.
She's insane. Clinically.
She wears a pink p&ssy hat.
She gives money to the Democrats.

The GOP are fools if Wed comes and goes and they haven't just seated Kavanaugh.

He deserves it. He is a good man from what we have seen. Decades of doing good on the bench. Extremely qualified. Tons of women who support and respect him against ONE insane psycho.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 04:14 PM (2I4LM)

416 She isn't saying she is afraid to fly or that she hasn't flown in the past. She is just saying she doesn't want to fly for this.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (FTXAT)

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I don't care if she wants to hitch hike to get there. Subpeona her lying ass and then issue an arrest warrant for Contempt of Congress when she doesn't show to give testimony under oath.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 04:14 PM (I16G8)

417
"I want one million dollars cash and the judges you have in your pocket, like so many nickels and dimes."

- - Virgil Solozzo Ford

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:14 PM (/9p9e)

418 New rule proposed:

All accusations without accompanying contemporary police reports get filed in the circular out box.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 21, 2018 04:14 PM (J+mig)

419 >>>the "optimal conservative outcome" for the Kavanaugh nomination: Withdraw Kavanaugh

Justice Rose Tico

Posted by: John Madden at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (sKZ8P)

420 Anybody seen my nutz?

Posted by: Chuck Grassley at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (3rMal)

421 Unless I can journey to D.C. via steamershipmthrough the Panama Canal and thenfe by horse and carriage from the port of Orleans, the patriarchy wins.

Posted by: Christmas Jones at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (4VAdr)

422 What we understand but are not willing to state, is that the Democrats of the last 20 years have abandoned the Legislative branch, because their ideas are so foreign and anti-Constitutional, they can never get a majority to pass them, unless under threat like Obamacare.


They realize that any law, any time, can be ultimately changed by 5 like-minded people in black robes. The law is what ever those 5 people in robes say it is.


They don't even need a president. Only 5 people in robes.

The Democrats have realized they are on the precipice of losing their only branch of government they control. That is what this is all about.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (UsCnO)

423 Hire Con-Air

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (37IEG)

424 371 Trending on twatter is the hashtag #whyididntreport. I haven't looked at it, but I'm sure it's a consortium of like-minded #metoo snivelers for why it took Ms. I'm Afraid of Flying 36 years to open her yapper.
Posted by: Lady in Bla


These people (leftists) literally don't understand how logic works. They think that if some victims don't report the crime, that means all people who don't report any crime are victims.

By this line of reasoning, all females are rape victims -- those who report the crime at the time, and those who don't report any crime at the time.

Which, now that I think about it, is the radical feminist Fundamental truth: Sex is rape. So, yeah, all women are rape victims.

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (c+2jX)

425 Stupid John Madden sock

Posted by: wooga at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (sKZ8P)

426 Deals are being made... votes are being negotiated, as we blog.... sausage making....

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (O3+/S)

427 Ronan Farrow is disappointing. His prior reporting was so journalistically solid, and so unlike our normal dreck, I respected it. He also went against the whole media complex.

This thing with Ford is totally different. I guess it is his blind spot, or he has now been co-opted by Dems. smh
=======
Or the point of ME TOO was battlespace preparation of the public opinon as a lead up to nuking a republican supreme court pick.

Sure I'm paranoid. But I'm not crazy.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (8O0PM)

428 Does she even exist?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (1ISKN)

Maybe she's a composite, like Barky's college "girlfriend", aka beard.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (xPJvm)

429 The recommended response:

"Dr. Ford has indicated that she doesn't want to fly. Well, that ain't gonna fly. Confirmation vote starts at Noontime on Monday."

Posted by: Another Anon at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (vX2zy)

430 I would guess her deleted social media accounts have accounts of trips taken by plane. Plus a lot of anti-Trump rants.
This woman is supposed to have a Ph.D. in psychology but she comes across as someone in dire need of help. One would think two Masters and a doctorate in psychology would require she undergo some analysis herself as part of her training. Or she would have recognized over 36 years that she had issues with this alleged attack, as well as with her fear of enclosed spaces. Feinstein is the second richest Dem in the senate - you'd think she'd spring for a first-class plane ticket - lots of space up there.

If Kavanaugh is not on the court for the first week, the court can require re-argument with the full court at a later date in any cases that he did not hear. Inconvenient for the parties (especially those paying their lawyers by the hour), but it can be done.

Posted by: Wethal at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (3RspO)

431 420 Anybody seen my nutz?
Posted by: Chuck Grassley at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (3rMal)


They're in a lock box. On Ford's night table. In California...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (/9p9e)

432 Just need a semi and a Trans Am blocker car.

I can get there with her and a truckload of Coors.

Posted by: The Bandit at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (3JlWt)

433 419 >>>the "optimal conservative outcome" for the Kavanaugh nomination: Withdraw Kavanaugh

Justice Rose Tico
Posted by: John Madden at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (sKZ8P)

==============

Much like how she prevented Finn from sacrificing himself to save dozens of lives, Justice Tico will uphold Roe v. Wade in order to preserve the lives of the unborn.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (3T+T0)

434 I thought last night it would be amusing to call their bluff just to see what new stall tactic they would come up with next. I have to say, I had not considered this one. Bravo Dems.

On another note, I actually think Grassley and McConnell are handling this well. On one hand they have Ford, her attorneys, and her supporters beclowning themselves; on the other hand, they have K's supporters hardening and demanding a vote ASAP. I predict that Monday they're going to throw up their hands and say, "Well, shucks, we tried everything we could to come to a reasonable agreement, they weren't into it, we may as well go ahead and vote. "

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (+Ql5e)

435 422 What we understand but are not willing to state, is that the Democrats of the last 20 years have abandoned the Legislative branch, because their ideas are so foreign and anti-Constitutional, they can never get a majority to pass them, unless under threat like Obamacare.


They realize that any law, any time, can be ultimately changed by 5 like-minded people in black robes. The law is what ever those 5 people in robes say it is.


They don't even need a president. Only 5 people in robes.

The Democrats have realized they are on the precipice of losing their only branch of government they control. That is what this is all about.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (UsCnO)

============

Then they'll have to go back to convincing people to vote for other people who want to put grown men into bathrooms with little girls.

That's a whole lot harder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (3T+T0)

436 Tell the bitch they'll accept all of her demands and wait until Thursday but the Kavanaugh vote happens first thing Monday morning

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (OLCnA)

437 Cant she take greyhound?

Posted by: IC at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (p2vYZ)

438 Occams Razor:
She's a lefty lying bitch who got her cameltoe caught in ber lie.

Posted by: TexasJew at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (c+cGk)

439 Loopy fucking cunt

Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (QzVls)

440 401
Ford can't fly. She qualifies the TSA check as "rape".


Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (VpIIl)

What if she is on the no-fly list for previous nutbaggery?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (5jVnA)

441 Leave now and take a fucking Uber.

Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (5b+Sr)

442 "Trending on twatter is the hashtag #whyididntreport. I haven't looked at it, but I'm sure it's a consortium of like-minded #metoo snivelers for why it took Ms. I'm Afraid of Flying 36 years to open her yapper.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (mQ0Mc) "

I'm sure it's all "PRESIDENT DRUMPF HOW DARE YOU SAY WE NEED TO FILE CONTEMPORARY POLICE REPORTS I WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A FOREMAN AT THE TICONDEROGA FACTORY SO I HAVE A COMPLEX ABOUT USING PENCILS SO I COULDN'T FILL OUT THE FORMS IN TRIPLICATE YOU HORRIBLE RACIST MISOGYNIST TOADDICK!!!11!"

Let Trump draw some stray voltage while they schedule the vote and push the nomination forward. I don't believe in 9 dimensional cyber backgammon, but I can't deny that once Trump enters the fray it's a great distraction for our lackwit enemies.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (oZ6kz)

443 $oro$ could fly her in his private jet.

Posted by: golfman at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (rhXTS)

444


The Morons and 'ettes could hire a bus and drive her.

Ace could be the driver and travel commentator. Mic and all.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (2I4LM)

445 This place is sounding like a recipe for English Kidney Pie

Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (q177U)

446 Odds are pretty good this one will swallow an entire bottle of something that is sure not to kill her before Monday comes.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (5p5Kj)

447 430 I would guess her deleted social media accounts have accounts of trips taken by plane. Plus a lot of anti-Trump rants.


If this was a Republican, her entire social media history would have been "found" despite the deletion.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (dNzKv)

448 Missus Muldoon just had a dark thought. Is this woman going to end up Seth Rich-ed?

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (m45I2)

449 439 Loopy fucking cunt
Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (QzVls)


"Conyo madre!"

- - Loopy Ocasio-Fiasco

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (/9p9e)

450 Maybe I'm crazy but I see this working the GOP's favor. Most people, including the wimmins, already don't believe her unless they're wacko partisans. The GOP can say, truthfully, that they bent over backward to try and accommodate her to hear her story. The Dems will scream patriarchy but they would anyway.

As long as the final vote happens before October, they're golden.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (xQfPr)

451 Dear g-d we don't talk at all. In fact, I don't pray either. I just use what you gave me to get thru life and that's that. Embrace the suck and carryon.

But would you please smite these fucking democrats before they further harm the innocent. I'd consider it a great favor.

-------

This reminds me of the old story about the man on the roof of his house in a flood... "I sent you the House, and the Senate, and the White House. What did you expect?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (AzW6q)

452 sorry Perfesor, you're on the no fly list. Trump put you on there in 2018 just in case your memory started acting up again and you forgot you don't like to fly.

Posted by: x at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (nFwvY)

453 Just need a semi and a Trans Am blocker car.



I can get there with her and a truckload of Coors.

Posted by: The Bandit at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (3JlWt)


Not this shit again!

Posted by: Zombie Sheriff Buford T. Justice at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (QLvwG)

454
...
375) one gross of binkies at her table.
...
392) one wubbie at her table.
...
496) one dozen bottles of pedialyte, chilled, at her table.
...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (pNxlR)

455 They don't even need a president. Only 5 people in robes.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (UsCnO)

Nonsense, they only need one hack in black in the Aloha State to have complete control of the Country.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge on the Ninth Circus Kangaroo Kourt of App-Eels at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (hVHEm)

456 Somebody might grab one of her saggers on the airplane?

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (HgMAr)

457 Ii sent Grassley an email in which I respectfully asked if one of the Repubs could borrow a pair of testicles from one if the dems so they could take a vote

Posted by: Abby at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (02gQe)

458 413 I can't fly , Foaddy Fi
Posted by: Sammy Waters at September 21, 2018 04:14 PM (ZLlh9)
----------------------------------------------------------------
This gets a LOL + golf clap. Take a bow.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (fq72/)

459 Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy


*********

Dude! What are you doing talking to my wife!!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (m45I2)

460 She isn't saying she is afraid to fly or that she hasn't flown in the past. She is just saying she doesn't want to fly for this.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM


I have a feeling she is going to say she is too "afraid of violent republicans". She will use that to slander the party. They will stop at nothing. She fears for her life.

Let's just wrap her in bubble wrap and throw her in a moving van. They drive all night.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (2I4LM)

461 432 Just need a semi and a Trans Am blocker car.

I can get there with her and a truckload of Coors.
Posted by: The Bandit at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (3JlWt)


"The Scumbag Rally has begun!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)

462 She isn't saying she is afraid to fly or that she hasn't flown in the past. She is just saying she doesn't want to fly for this.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (FTXAT)


Doesn't want to fly to her Day of Reckoning? I can believe that. Because she knows she'll get crucified if/when she shows up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (je6Oi)

463 If they (and by they, I mean the Democraps) offed her, you KNOW who'd get blamed. And she'd be a happy martyr to the cause.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (37IEG)

464 If this hearing happens, what are the odds that the women D senators show up with duct tape over their mouths? I'd say better than even.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (gC2IV)

465 Seriously, you guys, what if her seat cushion doesn't really float???

Posted by: American at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (3c9kD)

466 Professor Ford PhD will get a book deal over this, probably at least several million. Every one else is getting book deals.

Posted by: colin at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (AvXKk)

467 "I want one million dollars cash and the judges you have in your pocket, like so many nickels and dimes."



You think too much of me, Kid. I had my chance, now I am the hunted one.

Posted by: Virgil Solozzo Ford at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (yQpMk)

468 461 432 Just need a semi and a Trans Am blocker car.

I can get there with her and a truckload of Coors.
Posted by: The Bandit at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (3JlWt)


"The Scumbag Rally has begun!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)


/whispers...

Cannonball...

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (NgKpN)

469
She insists on coming by mule.
------
From Tijuana!

Posted by: DOCTOR ford at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (Evws/)

470 364
She thinks Trump with have a fighter squadron shoot down her flight over Kansas.

Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (Rr52g)

What? This isn't Ron Brown and BJ Clinton we are talking about.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (UsCnO)

471 I can't be there Monday. On Monday I wash my hair.

Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (5b+Sr)

472 The Republican Senators should all realize it could be them next and the women Senators should realize it could be their husband, son or brother. This movement is going into dangerous territory. Women and girls that were jilted will now see it's ok to go after these men and destroy their lives.

Watch out Dems... Cory Booker you just might be next.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (hECVl)

473 Trains and cars scare me too.

I insist on traveling to Washington by oxcart.


Changed my mind.

Now I want a sedan chair.

Posted by: Dr. "Not Crazy" Ford at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (I2/tG)

474 450 Maybe I'm crazy but I see this working the GOP's favor. Most people, including the wimmins, already don't believe her unless they're wacko partisans. The GOP can say, truthfully, that they bent over backward to try and accommodate her to hear her story. The Dems will scream patriarchy but they would anyway.

As long as the final vote happens before October, they're golden.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (xQfPr)


SCOTUS session begins one week from this Monday.

Tight. So tight Roman Polanski want to rape-rape it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (/9p9e)

475 They are gonna find her in her bathtub.
Semi-consious. With an empty bottle of chewable Pepto-Bismol on the bath mat and a battery powered, personal massager stuck in the jacuzzi intake.

The Suicide Note will have been printed in the NY Times by 10 am.

Posted by: 11 AM Monday Morning at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (5p5Kj)

476 Just go to washington, Ms Ford... what could possibly go wrong????

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (O3+/S)

477 Cannonball...

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (NgKpN)

Death Race 2000.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (5jVnA)

478 "6 Geez, it's almost like they're stalling..."

Don't use insensitive analogies that might trigger those afraid of flying!

Posted by: goodluckduck at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (rwaEp)

479 464 If this hearing happens, what are the odds that the women D senators show up with duct tape over their mouths? I'd say better than even.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (gC2IV)

I would pay real money if they all came wearing those idiot Handmaid's Tale costumes.

Double if the male Dems did too!

Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (3JlWt)

480 466 Professor Ford PhD will get a book deal over this, probably at least several million. Every one else is getting book deals.
Posted by: colin at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (AvXKk)


Hmmm.... wonder what her doctoral thesis was on...

Recovered memory?

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (NgKpN)

481 464 If this hearing happens, what are the odds that the women D senators show up with duct tape over their mouths? I'd say better than even.
_____________

That would be a good look for them. I suggest they make it permanent.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (fqUgw)

482 468
/whispers...

Cannonball...
Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (NgKpN)


Gumball Rally. Cannonball Run.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (/9p9e)

483 I can only travel cross country in a 1948 Ferrari California.

Uhhhhh, Ferrari didn't make a California in 1948

I guess you have a problem, then.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (dNzKv)

484 When she came out for the Women's March, did she walk the whole way?

Posted by: KasperHauserinLondon at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (HqpV0)

485 $oro$ could fly her in his private jet.
Posted by: golfman at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (rhXTS)


Musk could accidentally shoot blast her into outer space.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (2I4LM)

486 Let's see, 'republican' majority in house and senate and the democraps control the speed, direction, destination, and passengers allowed on the bus. Tell me again what it was we voted for? Cause this sucks.

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (zLDYs)

487 I need better proof she even exists.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (HgMAr)

488 End this fiasco now. No more deadlines, discussions or negotiations. End it.

Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (MxEKc)

489 $oro$ could fly her in his private jet.

So could Pinochet Airlines if she wants to swear off flying for the rest of her life.

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (NAs56)

490 Someone mentioned shit show the other day.
Yeah.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (xqfqx)

491 481 464 If this hearing happens, what are the odds that the women D senators show up with duct tape over their mouths? I'd say better than even.
_____________

That would be a good look for them. I suggest they make it permanent.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (fqUgw)

=============

Which LIV glancing through the channels and catching that image is going to say, "I like that. I'm definitely voting Democrat in November"?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (3T+T0)

492
437 Cant she take greyhound?
Posted by: IC at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (p2vYZ)


She'd be a jibbering puddle of drool by the time she got to DC - not that anyone would notice any difference from how she's now behaving.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (pNxlR)

493 417
"I want one million dollars cash and the judges you have in your pocket, like so many nickels and dimes."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


I've got a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes
and I sit around and count them all
a million times

Posted by: Hi de hi de ho at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (c+2jX)

494 You know, Winston Churchill was afraid to fly too.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (GBteo)

495 Or the point of ME TOO was battlespace preparation of the public opinon as a lead up to nuking a republican supreme court pick.

Sure I'm paranoid. But I'm not crazy.
Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (8O0PM)


No. That was real. If you read his stuff, and you followed it. There were real victims. Also, it preceded Ronan but everyone buried it. I'd been reading stuff for years prior.

What the Dems did was leverage and exploit real victims for political motives. Thus they have poisoned the movement. Believe me, real victims must be devastated...at least the sane ones.

I find this repulsive and despicable. But I will not smear real victims and a real movement just bcz Dems are parasites.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (EeHjs)

496 It's a Mad, Mad , Mad World.

Posted by: Sammy Waters at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (ZLlh9)

497 Latest demand: She won't testify without a tiara.

Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (5b+Sr)

498 In Cases of False Rape Accusations

your Seat Cushion can be used as a flotation device.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (5p5Kj)

499 Actually, the woman says that she had had 64 male partners between high-school and College, not 34. She also says that she took five years off between high-school and College, but she was still, shall we say, not the choosiest of dames.

SIXTY-FOUR...

and of course you have to count whoever she was screwing in high school plus whoever she has screwed in all the years since and it adds up to a lot more than 64 men.

But we are supposed to believe that she is a shy, blushing Rose.

Posted by: Beverly at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (3Hvhs)

500 $oro$ could fly her in his private jet fleet of private jets.
Posted by: golfman at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (rhXTS)

FIFY.

Posted by: George $oro$ at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (hVHEm)

501 486 Let's see, 'republican' majority in house and senate and the democraps control the speed, direction, destination, and passengers allowed on the bus. Tell me again what it was we voted for? Cause this sucks.
Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (zLDYs)

===========

Well, Arizona voted for Jeff Flake.

Maine voted for Susan Collins.

Alaska voted for Lisa Murkowski.

Tennessee voted for Bob Corker.

And those four people want a good show for comity and decorum purposes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (3T+T0)

502 Most people, including the wimmins, already don't believe her unless they're wacko partisans.
***
I don't think the partisans really believe her either.

The accusations are a tool for an end they want - stopping or at least delaying Kavanaugh.

And it is all about the ends, not the means.

If I was Grassley I'd say something to the effect of there is a hearing on Monday. If you don't show the vote for confirmation is Monday afternoon.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (eSx+E)

503 I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college

In a row?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (39g3+)



What? About 2 1/2 months between high school and college. Unless she took a sabbaticle to Europe.

Posted by: NYT at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (DfaM+)

504 Well, two swallows could grab her by her husks...

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (NgKpN)

505 You know, Winston Churchill was afraid to fly too.


Luckily, he had use of a battleship.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (yQpMk)

506 490 Someone mentioned shit show the other day.
Yeah.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (xqfqx)

It's hilarious, and damaging... for them... honestly, we're just batting them around now, like a cathip mouse...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (O3+/S)

507 438 Occams Razor:
She's a lefty lying bitch who got her cameltoe caught in ber lie.
Posted by: TexasJew at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (c+cGk)


This.

She thought she could cheap shot Kavanaugh from the cheap seats and he/ the GOP would fold.

Now she's got her tit in a wringer, and doubtless wishes to God she'd never brought this up.

Unlike some others, I doubt she had a financial incentive to do this, any more than the Rosenbergs did. I suspect she's a true believer, and in her case, she thought she'd be feted for it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (je6Oi)

508 Well it IS TGIF isn't it?

Have a great weekend.

I'm going to trust the GOP wants this SC appointment more than anything. It's the golden egg of winning.

They won't lose this one. They just need to whip a couple votes.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (2I4LM)

509 Off rocker , off rocker Sock.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (ZLlh9)

510 OT: This is the most Orwellian outrage yet: Twitter locks out James Woods because his tweet is misleading "and may influence an election."

We can't say anything until our betters have satisfied themselves that WE can't influence an election.

Is there any single scrap of information, anywhere, that cannot influence an election? Such info DOES NOT EXIST. ALL INFO is pertinent to, and can influence, election choices.

It's madness that ANYBODY accepts this arrogant and STONE-STUPID outrageous policy. Just send me to Room 101 now and get it over with, a-holes.

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (mk9aG)

511 I spell so bad spell check can't correct it.

Posted by: NYT at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (DfaM+)

512 Just more #FordTheater

Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (Evws/)

513 OK . . . I've lost track . . . what movie are we seeing here?

Midnight Run?
Smokey and the Bandit?
Cannonball Run?
Planes, Trains and Automobiles?
National Lampoon's Vacation?

I need someone to tell me which farce I'm trapped in.

Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (3JlWt)

514 SCOTUS session begins one week from this Monday.

I'm certain that's just a coincidence.

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (nIvDu)

515 505 You know, Winston Churchill was afraid to fly too.


Luckily, he had use of a battleship.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (yQpMk)

Yes, he sure did. But even his battle ship couldn't get from CA to DC in only 3 days. I mean, come on! It takes forrreeevvveerrr to get through the Panama Canal.

And it ain't cheap!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (GBteo)

516 Well, two swallows could grab her by her husks...

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (NgKpN)


African or European?

Posted by: Guard Keen on Birds #2 at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (QLvwG)

517 They have strategies lined up for every judge listed on Trumps judicial picks. His list of preferred picks.

Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (q177U)

518 Pesto bismol is a salicylate and will kill you in overdose.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (dNzKv)

519 507
This.

She thought she could cheap shot Kavanaugh from the cheap seats and he/ the GOP would fold.

Now she's got her tit in a wringer, and doubtless wishes to God she'd never brought this up.

Unlike some others, I doubt she had a financial incentive to do this, any more than the Rosenbergs did. I suspect she's a true believer, and in her case, she thought she'd be feted for it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (je6Oi)

=============

"You know, I lived near that guy in high school and we're almost the same age. I can just tell my congresswoman that he nearly raped and killed me, and that will end his career.

It's foolproof!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (3T+T0)

520 So...teleconferencing not an option?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (W+vEI)

521
491 481 464 If this hearing happens, what are the odds that the women D senators show up with duct tape over their mouths? I'd say better than even.


Have a flying squad of master duct tapers in the room, armed with said tape, to swoop down on each and every one and put about three dozen additional wraps around each one's pie hole.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (pNxlR)

522 Winston Churchill was afraid to fly too.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes


--

In his defense, in his day, it was a bit riskier than today.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (7ZVPa)

523
Or the point of ME TOO was battlespace preparation of the public opinon as a lead up to nuking a republican supreme court pick.

***

I thought all of this was just part of the attack on Trump in the 2016 election. Rose McGowan took it in a direction the Dems didn't really want though...

Speaking of which, has Grassley called a sessions to vote on expelling Menendez yet? Credible accusations and victims will to fly to DC (or so I've heard).

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (eSx+E)

524 But Wednesday is bridge night!

Posted by: goodluckduck at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (rwaEp)

525 321
I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college



In a row?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (39g3+)

She doesn't need Amtrak when she's pulling the train.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (8iiMU)

526 I need someone to tell me which farce I'm trapped in.
Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (3JlWt)



Sweat Hog Day.

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (NLLmE)

527 Maybe she can take the boat. Around The Horn...


Posted by: tu3031 at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (jDF8P)
.................


Cap'n Kristol could sail her through the Panama Canal.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (HgMAr)

528 The squish republican shitshow should get on their knees and beg Dr. Front-hole Ford to please come and drag Kavanaugh through the mud anytime and any way she likes. It is who they are!

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (yhf6w)

529 Churchill had good reason to fear flying.

They're called Messerchmitts!

Blasey Ford . . . not so much. Just facing the music for being a bald-faced liar.

Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (3JlWt)

530
How can she empower herself if she won't get on the f**king plane?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (TAmPV)

531 Now she's got her tit in a wringer, and doubtless wishes to God she'd never brought this up.

I'm very much guessing this is the case, too.

She was LARPing, and is learning the very hard way that LARPing ain't real life.

Real life has... consequences.

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (NYS7S)

532 The only thing that distinguishes this shamefur dispray from a real shit-show is that nobody's speaking German.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (fA1SL)

533 she is going to say she is too "afraid of violent republicans".

'Violent Republicans' are the ones keeping you- and us- safe.

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (nIvDu)

534 In his defense, in his day, it was a bit riskier than today.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (7ZVPa)

Well, sure, what with the Krauts shooting at you and whatnot.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (GBteo)

535 Why aren't they subpoenaing her, and compelling her presence on Monday?

Posted by: Iblis at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (OXWT4)

536 They have strategies lined up for every judge listed on Trumps judicial picks. His list of preferred picks.

***

Along with access to their FBI files, emails, tax records, etc, etc...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (eSx+E)

537 Unless she took a sabbaticle to Europe.

Is this something that's a gonad, but only on Sunday?

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (T6t7i)

538 >>Pesto bismol is a salicylate and will kill you in overdose.


What is the Kill Dose?

And you know what I mean.

She's on the fast track to a semi-serious, girly suicide attempt.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (5p5Kj)

539 Dems keep saying how brave she is. The dems outed her. She wanted to remain anonymous.

Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (5b+Sr)

540 If someone could drive her to Janesville, I can grab her and get her to Indiana. Maybe Peaches could haul her from there.


We could do like a relay-race. Everybody sign up for a section of 'Merica.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (lwiT4)

541 Can we report Beto's twitter for trying to influence an election?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (dNzKv)

542 This is the most Orwellian outrage yet: Twitter locks out James Woods because his tweet is misleading "and may influence an election."

--

That first amendment is really angering liberals. I posit that if they regain power, that is the first thing to go.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (7ZVPa)

543 Actually, Amtrak cannot have her in DC on Monday even if she leaves on tonight's Southwest Chief or Texas Eagle.

Posted by: cfo mom at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (RfzVr)

544 I don't fly, fool!

Posted by: Mr. T at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (rwaEp)

545 473 Trains and cars scare me too.

I insist on traveling to Washington by oxcart.

Changed my mind.

Now I want a sedan chair.
Posted by: Dr. "Not Crazy" Ford at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (I2/tG)


How about a tumbril?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (je6Oi)

546 Not to worry. The GOP is working out the details of their plan to seat Kav. It's just like their plans to repeal Obama Care and operate with a balanced budget.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (r9UYA)

547 she loves to surf. maybe she could surf to d.c.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (KP5rU)

548 542 This is the most Orwellian outrage yet: Twitter locks out James Woods because his tweet is misleading "and may influence an election."

--

That first amendment is really angering liberals. I posit that if they regain power, that is the first thing to go.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (7ZVPa)

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That's a gimme.

They already tried.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (3T+T0)

549 What's the worst that could happen?

Posted by: Zombie Ron Brown at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (nIvDu)

550 Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (mk9aG)

Wait, an American citizen was banned, because he was commenting legally on American Politics????


WTF? We are now bound by Euro Rules?

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (NgKpN)

551 I got as far as Hairyback guy.
Literary, really.
*wipes tear*

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (koNhm)

552 So help me here...

When credible accusations that Bill Clinton was a rapist...did Congress schedule hearings? No? Why not?

Ok...too long ago? Let's talk Menendez.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (eSx+E)

553 I was going to post the inventory of diodes in my junkbox, but I WOULDN'T WANT TO INFLUENCE AN ELECTION! Stop me if I try, Twitter.

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (mk9aG)

554 Federal Marshalls have planes

Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (j0Mw7)

555 If I was Grassley I'd say something to the effect of
there is a hearing on Monday. If you don't show the vote for
confirmation is Monday afternoon.


Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (eSx+E)

He already did that when he set the hearing. There is no need for him to reiterate.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (FTXAT)

556 543 Actually, Amtrak cannot have her in DC on Monday even if she leaves on tonight's Southwest Chief or Texas Eagle.
Posted by: cfo mom at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (RfzVr)

And I can't think of a more lovely way to see the country than taking a nice train tour.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (GBteo)

557 Which LIV glancing through the channels and catching that image is going to say, "I like that. I'm definitely voting Democrat in November"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (3T+T0)

Exactly. Especially if you are a man, or a victim of a real attack, or you believe in due process. This is ticking every box at this point. Only the dems base, or insane ones, will still vote dem. Maybe some will stay home.

However, that's today. Who knows by November.

The press desperately wants to conflate this with Trump, to leverage the anti Trump hate. If they can't, then iit hurts the dems. Becz their whole platform is Trump and free stuff.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (EeHjs)

558 544 I don't fly, fool!
Posted by: Mr. T at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (rwaEp)

We just need Howlin' Mad to steal a helicopter while face gets us a syringe full of knock-out juice, and...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (GBteo)

559 Having just finished the 2nd season of American Vandal, it occurs to me that "Christine Ford" may be the biggest catfish job of all time. Please be true.

Even Manti Te'o would be getting suspicious about all of her excuses to not meet in person at this point.

Posted by: Obe at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (TPgeI)

560 OT: This is the most Orwellian outrage yet: Twitter locks out James Woods because his tweet is misleading "and may influence an election."

We can't say anything until our betters have satisfied themselves that WE can't influence an election.

Is there any single scrap of information, anywhere, that cannot influence an election? Such info DOES NOT EXIST. ALL INFO is pertinent to, and can influence, election choices.

It's madness that ANYBODY accepts this arrogant and STONE-STUPID outrageous policy. Just send me to Room 101 now and get it over with, a-holes.
Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (mk9aG)

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PDT sends out tweets every day that aim to influence elections. Let's see Dorsey strap on a pair and lock him out.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (I16G8)

561 I am guessing you need to chew a lot of Pepto to off yourself.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (5p5Kj)

562
It gets on the plane or else it gets the hose again.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (TAmPV)

563 495 Or the point of ME TOO was battlespace preparation of the public opinon as a lead up to nuking a republican supreme court pick.

Sure I'm paranoid. But I'm not crazy.
Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (8O0PM)


No. That was real. If you read his stuff, and you followed it. There were real victims. Also, it preceded Ronan but everyone buried it. I'd been reading stuff for years prior.

What the Dems did was leverage and exploit real victims for political motives. Thus they have poisoned the movement. Believe me, real victims must be devastated...at least the sane ones.

I find this repulsive and despicable. But I will not smear real victims and a real movement just bcz Dems are parasites.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel



Yep. The Collectivists do not see individuals. They see groups to exploit for political gain. Once this woman's usefulness is completed, she'll be tossed aside. See Cindy Sheehan. Anita Hill has gotten fairly wealthy exploiting her grievance (based on a lie) but most of them get tossed aside by the Collectivists.

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (gFUz8)

564 547 she loves to surf. maybe she could surf to d.c.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (KP5rU)


We all know...

Charlie don't surf...

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (NgKpN)

565 Use a vehicle powered by Vibranium.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (IqV8l)

566 Actually, Amtrak cannot have her in DC on Monday even if she leaves on tonight's Southwest Chief or Texas Eagle.

High-speed rail! She should wait for high-speed rail.

Posted by: Jerry Brown at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (nIvDu)

567 Actually, Amtrak cannot have her in DC on Monday even if she leaves on tonight's Southwest Chief or Texas Eagle.

Posted by: cfo mom at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (RfzVr)


What about Silver Streak?

Posted by: Zombie Gene Wilder at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (QLvwG)

568 I have no problem saying I don't care why you didn't report. Your decisions regarding criminal matters mean nothing to me.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (n9hQQ)

569 Lawrence O'Donnell, via twitter, says McConnel says there are enough votes to confirm K.

/O'Donnell's conclusion? Ford won't get a fair hearing.

Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (QKV7o)

570 She doesn't need Amtrak when she's pulling the train.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (8iiMU)

At 64 and counting, hell, she could just crowd surf on a wave of penises from SanFran to DC.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (5jVnA)

571 Or the point of ME TOO was battlespace preparation of the public opinon as a lead up to nuking a republican supreme court pick.

Sure I'm paranoid. But I'm not crazy.
Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (8O0PM)


No. That was real. If you read his stuff, and you followed it. There were real victims. Also, it preceded Ronan but everyone buried it. I'd been reading stuff for years prior.

What the Dems did was leverage and exploit real victims for political motives. Thus they have poisoned the movement. Believe me, real victims must be devastated...at least the sane ones.

I find this repulsive and despicable. But I will not smear real victims and a real movement just bcz Dems are parasites.
=======
? . . . ?
Of course its real.

The decades of not covering it before then all the sudden BOOM - look at the big story! That's pretty neat isn't it. Think its coincidental? Nope. Its an op. Its a house cleaning operation at a minimum.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (zxFWZ)

572 Ford has a huge and very painful hang nail. Every woman knows the pain of a hang nail and how it is exacerbated by flying. Only evil white republican men would make a woman go through the pain of flying with hang nail.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (pw+jk)

573 They have strategies lined up for every judge listed on Trumps judicial picks. His list of preferred picks.

Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (q177U)



And just like this one they began planting death seeds long ago.

Posted by: NYT at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (DfaM+)

574 Can we report Beto's twitter for trying to influence an election?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (dNzKv)

You can and should for every leftist out there tweeting... sauce for the goose and all that.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (FTXAT)

575 Can we reinstitute the Pony Express?



Oh damn, now I'm wanting a pony again!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (m45I2)

576 So she has said when she would be willing to come in and testify right?

I somehow doubt that because that would put her down for an appearance, and that is not the goal. Sort of like the Democrats being all about holding a hearing until the Republicans said "OK let's do it."

Breitbart's timeline of events.

https://tinyurl.com/ydfe9kt7

Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (zRwJ/)

577 Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (eSx+E)


Don't know if you saw it, but Juanita Brodderick offered to show up and testify if Ford didn't. Definitely lowered the boom.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (EeHjs)

578 Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay


So how long are the Repukes going to put up with this shit. Go to the floor today and confirm Monday.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (mpXpK)

579 552 So help me here...

When credible accusations that Bill Clinton was a rapist...did Congress schedule hearings? No? Why not?

Ok...too long ago? Let's talk Menendez.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (eSx+E)

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Keith Ellison. Two women report abuse. Two medical reports and one 911 recording later, dems pretend nothing happened.

Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (5b+Sr)

580 The only thing that distinguishes this shamefur dispray from a real shit-show is that nobody's speaking German.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters


It's been 27 years since college German. I'm rusty.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (AM1GF)

581 Where the hell is that Star Trek transporter when you need it?


Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (VpIIl)
...........

Captain, I can't get her to materialize! OOpty.
*grins*

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (HgMAr)

582 Oh, smothering sock.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (DfaM+)

583 If it's a catfish exhibition it's really done well, but what would be the point of making the entire woman up out of thin air?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (AllCR)

584 If someone could drive her to Janesville, I can grab her and get her to Indiana. Maybe Peaches could haul her from there.


Grammie. Swing by and pick me up. We can drag her behind the car so she can get the feel of the open road

Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (8ikIW)

585 Latest demand: No Roger No ReRun NO RENT!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (xqfqx)

586 Don Willett sat next to me at Forney High School and one day he followed me into the girls' room and tried to snap my bra. I thought he might kill me!

Posted by: Next-up Accuser at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (fqUgw)

587 Looks like Rosenstein is a goner.


McCabe just came out and said the contents of the memos that the NYTimes published are factual and accurate.


Looks like the rats are turning on each other.


I might have to buy JackStraw a bottle of brown after all.


Hmmm...


I hope his tastes are pedestrian.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (kT3/m)

588 578 Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay


So how long are the Repukes going to put up with this shit. Go to the floor today and confirm Monday.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (mpXpK)

Heh... they don't know how to get out of this...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (O3+/S)

589 They have strategies lined up for every judge listed on Trumps judicial picks. His list of preferred picks.

Amy Coney Barrett is a RAPIST?

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (T6t7i)

590 >>Ok...too long ago? Let's talk Menendez.


IIRC, a couple of the underage prostitutes did testify against him.

Yes, Dominican prostitute minors are more brave than Doctorrrrrrrr Ford, feminist victim-warrior!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (W+vEI)

591 In his defense, in his day, it was a bit riskier than today.
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Posted by: zombie glen miller at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (Evws/)

592 >>Latest demand: No Roger No ReRun NO RENT!!!


Oooooh, I'm Tellin Mama!

Posted by: Dee at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (5p5Kj)

593 You scream about being treated equal and then behave like this. Put on your big girl pants and get on the plane like a man would.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (hECVl)

594 SCOTUS session begins one week from this Monday.

What's on the docket the Left really cares about?

Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (j0Mw7)

595 The Flubber Car!!

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (m45I2)

596
Air Pinochet could get her partway there, and she wouldn't be on the aircraft for very long.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (pNxlR)

597 McCabe just came out and said the contents of the memos that the NYTimes published are factual and accurate.

***

I trust McCabe about as far as I could throw Michael Moore.

If the NYT is after Rosenstein its because he is doing something they don't like.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (eSx+E)

598 71
Just put a placard for her and her attnys on the witness desk on Monday.
Gavel in and announce that she hasn't arrived yet. Recess for 20 min.



Gavel in and announce she has neither arrived nor contacted the
Senate committee. Take a vote to move Kavanaugh on to the full vote.



Aye.



Bang, bang, bang.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 21, 2018

*
*
Should have done that this week.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (/ZWeB)

599 I vote that Juanita Broderick be able to question her!

EPIC!

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (3aBcq)

600 Is there any single scrap of information, anywhere, that cannot influence an election? Such info DOES NOT EXIST.

Jesus. We didn't mean influence-influence, we meant 'influence', capisce?

Posted by: twitter.com at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (qb5PP)

601 Just when I get worried about how things are going, Ford and the Dems start acting ridiculous.

At this point its a battle between the fecklessness of certain Senators v. the idiocy of the accuser. This may go 15 rounds - of ineptitude.

Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (sX1BW)

602 Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (zxFWZ)


You are wrong. But I am not gonna spend time convincing you of it.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (EeHjs)

603 She wants the hearing held in Wakanda.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (mCMQ5)

604 590 >>Ok...too long ago? Let's talk Menendez.


IIRC, a couple of the underage prostitutes did testify against him.

Yes, Dominican prostitute minors are more brave than Doctorrrrrrrr Ford, feminist victim-warrior!!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (W+vEI)

=============

Dear Lord, please let us win NJ in November...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (3T+T0)

605 Pesto bismol is a salicylate and will kill you in overdose.


What is the Kill Dose?

14 to 20 tablets. And it sucks the whole time you are dying.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (dNzKv)

606 I might have to buy JackStraw a bottle of brown after all.


Hmmm...


I hope his tastes are pedestrian.

Posted by: Kreplach
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Whoa. That's seems unlikely.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (UdB5v)

607 >>Amy Coney Barrett is a RAPIST?


Well, this one time...

at band camp

...

Posted by: A Flute at September 21, 2018 04:33 PM (5p5Kj)

608 577 Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (eSx+E)


Don't know if you saw it, but Juanita Brodderick offered to show up and testify if Ford didn't. Definitely lowered the boom.

- - - - - - - - - - - - -

A chapter in Christopher Hitchens' book NO ONE LEFT TO LIE TO is titled IS THERE A RAPIST IN THE OVAL OFFICE?

He concludes the chapter this way:

"What are the chances that three socially and personally respectable women, all three of them political supporters of Mr. Clinton and none of them known to each other, would confect or invent almost identical experience which they did not desire to make public. And how possible would it be for a network of anti-Clinton rumor-mongers to create, let alone ventilate, such a coincidence? The odds that any of these ladies is lying seem to me to approach zero; their reasons for reticence are all perfectly intelligible."

Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:33 PM (5b+Sr)

609 It likes the hose.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 04:33 PM (DfaM+)

610 If the NYT is after Rosenstein its because he is doing something they don't like.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (eSx+E)

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Or they've decided that the right pieces are in place for RR's firing to move the football closer to Trump's end zone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 04:33 PM (AzW6q)

611 Whenever an alleged victim demonstrates behavior that seems inconsistent with their claims, the Twitter Experts rush out to assure us that not only is this consistent with the accusation, but in fact proves the allegation even more.

--

Hey, isn't this the story of global warming as well? Why, yes it is.

Posted by: Pete Best at September 21, 2018 04:33 PM (mQ0Mc)

612 "You know, I lived near that guy in high school and we're almost the same age. I can just tell my congresswoman that he nearly raped and killed me, and that will end his career.

It's foolproof!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (3T+T0)


I suspect that that's a pretty good guess.

"I'll just be vague on the date, place, and circumstances. How can anyone disprove the allegation? Besides, I can trust the Democrats to protect my anonymity."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:33 PM (je6Oi)

613 TJM @ 501--Comity? Eff that. The left won't worry about comity as they line us up against the wall, which is where this all leads to.

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2018 04:33 PM (zLDYs)

614 >

She a religious nut [insert comparison to an evil Handmaiden's Tale character here].

(just a guess)

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (W+vEI)

615 Should have done that this week.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (/ZWeB)

You're not wrong. But here's the thing
51-49
The Flake
Suzie-Q
Corker
MoreCokeski

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (NYS7S)

616 And it sucks the whole time you are dying.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

The same with giant leeches

Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (8ikIW)

617 Send the Luftwaffe.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (w2Myr)

618 >>14 to 20 tablets. And it sucks the whole time you are dying.


Damn. A lot less than I thought it would be.

Hmmm...Now you know.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (5p5Kj)

619 /sock fail

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (mQ0Mc)

620 She really needs to worry about her lefty handlers.

Remember the Paliostinans and Rachel "St Pancake " Corrie?

Lot's of solid rumors that she was more valuable to the Palios as a dead martyr than a live protestor.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (wldC6)

621 huh - I don't remember Gary Busey or Raul Julia being in Gumball Rally, but I was 9 at the time. Mom also took us to Life of Brian - I remember there being protesters outside. Need to call mom on the way home and thank her again.

Posted by: jhawk90 at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (Xvo1a)

622 Grammie. Swing by and pick me up. We can drag her behind the car so she can get the feel of the open road



Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (8ikIW)



Oh! When I pick you up, we can stop at the Chik-Fil-A! I think she'd like that.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (lwiT4)

623 Really dopey to lock out James Woods from Twittter He, I think, has a lot of followers and although all aren't conservatives many are and a lot will be voting in November

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (AllCR)

624 She doesn't want to fly?
So what, who needs to fly?

There is this thing available word wide now called "video conferencing". We don't need to wait until Monday. We can do this thing in 30 minutes.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (P+Ru9)

625 Jenifer Ruben, "Conservative blogger at @WashingtonPost" tweeted "To which Republicans say drive faster! They reek of cruelty"

Posted by: Xander Crews at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (z3Ki6)

626 I would say they have Tester and Manchin as backup votes, if needed.... sausage making.....

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (O3+/S)

627 513
OK . . . I've lost track . . . what movie are we seeing here?



Midnight Run?

Smokey and the Bandit?

Cannonball Run?

Planes, Trains and Automobiles?

National Lampoon's Vacation?



I need someone to tell me which farce I'm trapped in.



Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (3JlWt)

Apocalypse Now. Surfing is done, we are heading up the river now to kill Marlin Brando.

Except this time, there are a lot of pink hats.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (UsCnO)

628 If her testimony could derail Kavanaugh for good, the Dems would have had her there 3 months ago.

Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (sX1BW)

629 "587
Looks like Rosenstein is a goner.


McCabe just came out and said the contents of the memos that the NYTimes published are factual and accurate"



McCabe's an idiot. It's obvious Rosenstein was joking but that doesn't let him off the hook. Rosenstein knew McCabe was this nuts and this Trump deranged and did nothing about him.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (ye3s4)

630 "PDT sends out tweets every day that aim to influence elections. Let's see Dorsey strap on a pair and lock him out."

My jaw is still on the f'n floor. I assume there's somebody at Twitter who's at least smart enough to write code. I appeal to that non-retarded somebody: Please pass along a few IQ points to the executives there. How can people who are supposedly so smart, be so STUPID and evil, simultaneously?

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (mk9aG)

631 Loopy fucking cunt
Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (QzVls)


No. She's running for senate in NY.

Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (F4u7C)

632 Oh! When I pick you up, we can stop at the Chik-Fil-A! I think she'd like that.
Posted by: grammie winger

It's a deal!

Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (8ikIW)

633 Wow! A supremely bad ending of probably Trump's worst week in office.

Posted by: Mister Herbert at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (0HXB0)

634 Nut the fuck up, ya daffy broad.

#FordStrikesOut

Posted by: Jim Piersall at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (oZ6kz)

635 Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (zxFWZ)


You are wrong. But I am not gonna spend time convincing you of it.
=========
Well as long as you are sure that based upon what you've read in the news that Ronan Farrow can't possibly be compromised, that's good enough for me!!!

Just saying test your suppositions. I'd not trust him to park my car.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (fsHX7)

636 OK when is she scheduled to "testify" I been busy all day so I messed a bunch of stuff.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (ymnmz)

637 Out here in the Bay Area, some Soros group just hired a plane to fly around Palo Alto and San Francisco towing a banner that says "We Believe You Christine!"

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (c+2jX)

638 626
I would say they have Tester and Manchin as backup votes, if needed.... sausage making.....

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (O3+/S)

Tester? Not a chance. Manchin, maybe.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (UsCnO)

639 Loopy fucking cunt
Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (QzVls)

No. She's running for senate in NY.

Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (F4u7C)





THIRD BASE!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (yQpMk)

640 What excuses remain to be used:

Get sick
Fall and break a bone/suffer a concussion (worked for someone else)
Husband or kids get sick
Husband or kids fall and break a bone/suffer a concussion
Dog gets sick

etc.

Maybe she'll burn her own house down as an excuse

Posted by: Gref at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (AMIL/)

641 Amy Coney Barrett is a RAPIST?
__________________

Amy and I were both in Phi Beta Kappa at Rhodes College. Amy told me that she worships Satan and sacrifices babies and kittens to him every Saturday night.

She also grabbed my boob at one of the meetings, and said she'd kill me if I told anybody! I was afraid for my life!

Posted by: Next-up Accuser at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (fqUgw)

642 64 lovers in a time span eh. Well if median length is 5.25 inches . . .carry the 2 . . . 28 feet . . . turns on mic: 'Second Down and 2 feet to go!'

Posted by: NFL Referee at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (QLvwG)

643 Out here in the Bay Area, some Soros group just hired a plane to fly around Palo Alto and San Francisco towing a banner that says "We Believe You Christine!"

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Are they also throwing feces out the window?

Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (sX1BW)

644 lol, 0HXB0 is concerned.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (5jVnA)

645 It IS nice that Kav (and our) enemies are this stupid and spineless.

Now let's see if the GOPe can be just SLIGHTLY less spinless than this lying, Democratic clut.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (bcbK8)

646 Dear Lord, please let us win NJ in November...

***

RCP has Menendez up by 8.

If the GOPe were smart he'd feature in every Senate election...

But they aren't...


Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (eSx+E)

647 Manchin is my bet too. He still has hopes of keeping his seat in the Senate.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (yQpMk)

648 DOCTOR of Psychology heal thyself.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (HgMAr)

649 I see at Instapundit where the manufacturer Yandy has pulled its sexy handmaid costume. Because of "backlash", naturally.

Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (xjiRE)

650 1. Give her a massive dose of Xanax

2. Put her in a burlap sack

3. Drag an SR-71 out of mothballs

4. Toss her into the navigator's seat

5. Andrew's AFB in less than two hours, plenty of time to shake off the hangover.

It's bullshit, it's obvious bullshit, and Grassley needs to squelch it.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (1FhAQ)

651 640
What excuses remain to be used:


Novichok.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (T6t7i)

652 Wow! A supremely bad ending of probably Trump's worst week in office.

Posted by: Mister Herbert at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (0HXB0)


Here - Have a cookie.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (lwiT4)

653 Amy Coney Barrett is a RAPIST?

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I'm worried that the Dems are so looney, that they will actually trot some beta male out to proclaim he was raped by Barrett.

Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (sX1BW)

654 Yet another reason NEVER to live in CA (like we needed any more).

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (3aBcq)

655 Really dopey to lock out James Woods from Twittter He, I think, has a lot of followers and although all aren't conservatives many are and a lot will be voting in November
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (AllCR)


They threw him off Twitter. Wow. Deafen the opposition continues.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (EeHjs)

656 I guess she's already in the Mile-High Club.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (oVJmc)

657 grammie, may I have a cookie too, please?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (dEQP3)

658 Dear Senator Gillibrand,

Well, what am I supposed to do? You trade me in for that new bitch, the lady professor. You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Senator!

Why? Because I won't allow you treat me like some slut you can just bang a couple of times and throw in the garbage like a used Federal Mattress Tag!

Sincerely,

Posted by: Mattress Girl at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (Ndje9)

659 Yep. The Collectivists do not see individuals. They see groups to exploit for political gain. Once this woman's usefulness is completed, she'll be tossed aside. See Cindy Sheehan. Anita Hill has gotten fairly wealthy exploiting her grievance (based on a lie) but most of them get tossed aside by the Collectivists.
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (gFUz


Feinstein is already put the skids underneath her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (je6Oi)

660 Give her a massive dose of Xanax



2. Put her in a burlap sack


___

trust me, doesn't work as well as you might think

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (eSx+E)

661 Trump's travel ban is better than I thought.

Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (sX1BW)

662 THIRD BASE!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (yQpMk)


LOL

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (lwiT4)

663
Posted by: Mister Herbert at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (0HXB0)

Look, A new Simple Jack.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (oVJmc)

664 Ethics is an advantage in peace time. Lack of it is an advantage in war. Unfortunately we're in a state of war so the leftists have the advantage.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (/qEW2)

665 bet her cuck husband looks like jerry garcia.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (KP5rU)

666
THIRD BASE!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (yQpMk)


I LOL'd.

Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (F4u7C)

667 Out here in the Bay Area, some Soros group just hired a plane to fly
around Palo Alto and San Francisco towing a banner that says "We Believe
You Christine!"


Glad I'm telecommuting the next few days. Do they actually think they're somehow going to sway people doing that? Other than the rabid idiots who are going to veer off of 101 trying to get pictures of it?

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (TUU1F)

668 Then get on your broom, they aren't confined at all.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (w2Myr)

669 I don't want her on the East Coast, don't need the competition.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (HgMAr)

670 Didn't a dude in Chicago come out to say Obama was gay? How come he was not believed? Ohhh, that's right - I forgot.

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (3aBcq)

671 Lawrence O'Donnell, via twitter, says McConnel says there are enough votes to confirm K.

--

I think this is true. Lindsay Graham has been very confident from the get-go. Coming from him, on this particular thing, I believe him.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (mQ0Mc)

672 Look, A new Simple Jack.


His eyes are raining.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (yQpMk)

673 I think they should have called her bluff on the FBI and said
agents would be out to take a statement from her, under oath, right
away. I bet that would have ended any further talks of an FBI
investigation right then and there.

Seems
to me she was hoping she would be treated like other "victims," where
she could just make her allegations and then that would be enough.

Posted by: sillyme at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (5NMD0)

674 Is "Pesto Bismol" the green one for fear of shitting yourself while flying?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (Evws/)

675 I just saw an ad at Insty for a t-shirt that say Make Orwell Fiction Again and now I want it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (dEQP3)

676 649 I see at Instapundit where the manufacturer Yandy has pulled its sexy handmaid costume. Because of "backlash", naturally.
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (xjiRE)


Bwahahahaha

I wondered if that would happen last night when I saw it. The left is psychotic.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (EeHjs)

677 "Really dopey to lock out James Woods from Twittter"

They can lock out anybody for any reason. The INFURIATING thing is this new STUPID REASON "tweets can't be allowed to influence elections." It is so BRAIN-DEAD I just can't. I can't. I just can not process that!

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (mk9aG)

678 Oh! When I pick you up, we can stop at the Chik-Fil-A! I think she'd like that.
Posted by: grammie winger


*******

Tell her that safety regulations require her to wear a MAGA safety helmet.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (m45I2)

679 Well, you all have made an otherwise boring afternoon interesting. I've been laughing for the past 2 hours. I'm outta here..for now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (kG5hP)

680 grammie, may I have a cookie too, please?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (dEQP3)


I can give you some animal crackers leftover from AWANA. Most of their heads are missing tho.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (lwiT4)

681 McCabe's an idiot. It's obvious Rosenstein was joking but that doesn't let him off the hook. Rosenstein knew McCabe was this nuts and this Trump deranged and did nothing about him.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (ye3s4)


NYT corroborated the story with multiple insiders. So unless Rosey kept making the same not funny joke? to multiple insiders?

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (NgKpN)

682 Out here in the Bay Area, some Soros group just hired a plane to fly around Palo Alto and San Francisco towing a banner that says "We Believe You Christine!"

While they're at it, why don't they pick her up and fly her to DC?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (je6Oi)

683 trust me, doesn't work as well as you might think



Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM


Amateur.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (w2Myr)

684 Novichok.
Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (T6t7i)


Wasn't he a tight end for the Dallas Cowboys?

Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (F4u7C)

685 Didn't a dude in Chicago come out to say Obama was gay? How come he was not believed? Ohhh, that's right - I forgot.

The other 2 died suddenly within days of each other IIRC.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (TUU1F)

686 grammie, may I have a cookie too, please?

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There are cookies? I'd like a cookie. Please.


/unless they are peanut butter. I am not a fan of those.

Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (QKV7o)

687 That shit aun't gonna fly around here! And it didn't.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (9S+EN)

688 Amy Coney Barrett is a RAPIST?

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I'm worried that the Dems are so looney, that they will actually trot some beta male out to proclaim he was raped by Barrett.
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I swear on my sacred honor that I drove Amy Coney Barrett planned parenthood in 1983 because she was pregnant with my baby.

Posted by: Will Folkes at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (UdB5v)

689 I just saw an ad at Insty for a t-shirt that say Make Orwell Fiction Again and now I want it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (dEQP3)

I'm afraid the young people asking me who Orwell is would be depressing.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (EeHjs)

690 What did the twits object to?

Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (j0Mw7)

691 Tell her that safety regulations require her to wear a MAGA safety helmet.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (m45I2)


Ohhhh - good planning. And I'll make sure we stop at church along the way as well. She'll like the snakes.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (lwiT4)

692 We have to remember also that much of this is being forced onto Grassley by the likes of Flake, Collins and perhaps Merskruntski.

Posted by: Soona at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (Fs5vw)

693 I'm worried that the Dems are so looney, that they will actually trot some beta male out to proclaim he was raped by Barrett.

They'll rage that she's unfit for office because she had 35 partners- pretty quickly- and is afraid to fly.

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (CE5C/)

694 I hope his tastes are pedestrian.

Posted by: Kreplach
========
Whoa. That's seems unlikely.
Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (UdB5v)

+++++
I guessing if the bottle is on you, Mr. Straw's taste can be quite elitist...

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (2sCft)

695 673 I think they should have called her bluff on the FBI and said agents would be out to take a statement from her, under oath, right away. I bet that would have ended any further talks of an FBI investigation right then and there.

Seems to me she was hoping she would be treated like other "victims," where she could just make her allegations and then that would be enough.
Posted by: sillyme at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (5NMD0)


Hence her need for delay. She's got to practice blubbing on cue.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (je6Oi)

696 Out here in the Bay Area, some Soros group just hired a plane to fly around Palo Alto and San Francisco towing a banner that says "We Believe You Christine!"

Think of the depths of mental illness you have to be living in to "believe Christine" simply because she's a member of your political tribe.

Insanity, all the way down.

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (NYS7S)

697 I come to you like a man to announce a nood thread.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (r9UYA)

698 They threw him off Twitter. Wow. Deafen the opposition continues.

--

I don't think this is going to help Mr. @Jack at all. Momentum is building to do something about these big tech SOBs.

Put together with Marine LePen having to submit to a psych evaluation and pretty soon you're talking about a real problem coming from the Left.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (mQ0Mc)

699 Grassley's 10 am deadline today for paperwork was not met, right?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (/CzpZ)

700 They can lock out anybody for any reason. The INFURIATING thing is this new STUPID REASON "tweets can't be allowed to influence elections." It is so BRAIN-DEAD I just can't. I can't. I just can not process that!
Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (mk9aG)


Especially considering political speech is specifically protected according to the Supremes.


Now, non Americans influencing Elections? OK... but Americans influencing our OWN elections?

Wowzer

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (NgKpN)

701 bet her cuck husband looks like jerry garcia.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (KP5rU)
.............

but without the penis.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (HgMAr)

702 I swear on my sacred honor that I drove Amy Coney Barrett planned parenthood in 1983 because she was pregnant with my baby.
Posted by: Will Folkes

Then she would be on Emily's List and Ok for the Left; so we know its a lie.

Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (j0Mw7)

703 Seriously, she's like a kid at bedtime. I'm thirsty! I heard something...

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (w2Myr)

704 She's afraid to fly? Ford is a clinical psychologist, n'est-ce pas? Can't she just prescribe herself some shrinky-dink relaxation methods or valium to help her board a plane? After all, stopping Kavanaugh is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD, right?

Posted by: red speck at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (6Krd7)

705 /unless they are peanut butter. I am not a fan of those.


Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (QKV7o)

That is because they are not cookies. They are asscakes.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (5jVnA)

706 > McConnell knows we have the votes in the bag... otherwise Gopher Tortoise would keep his head in his shell..

Yep. McConnell plays a good poker game, but not that good.

If Ford actually had anything, the Dems would be screaming for her to testify, not making increasingly bizarre excuses for why she won't.

They're just posturing for their cult followers at this stage.

Kavanaugh is in.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (FFJtw)

707 I see at Instapundit where the manufacturer Yandy has pulled its sexy handmaid costume. Because of "backlash", naturally.

Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (xjiRE)
---
It was sacrilege.

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (vDqXW)

708 buy her a 1971 Dodge Charger with a hemi


and some uppers; lots of uppers, Kowalski

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (9HuGt)

709 For those talking about the subpoena - my understanding is that while the Judiciary Committee can issue subpoenas, they CANNOT issue a subpoena to appear before a confirmation hearing.

I assume this is to prevent pieces of shit like the Democrats from demanding every person that has ever interacted with them in any capacity appear before the committee before they'll allow a vote to happen.

The Senate can, of course, issue a subpoena to force her to appear before the full body prior to the final vote.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (Y7Ajm)

710 Nu 1

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (TUU1F)

711 We have to remember also that much of this is being forced onto Grassley
by the likes of Flake, Collins and perhaps Merskruntski.

***

As far as we've heard it was all Flake, right?

What the left did to Collins might have pushed her into the solid yes camp...

Keep in mind it is really, really bad for the GOPe if the left wins this one. They'll never get another SC justice and lose the Senate...and American politics will be Trumpkins and the Dems...likely forever more...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (eSx+E)

712 610/ Or, the NYT story is trying to get out in front of this story, which would have otherwise been broken by Sarah Carter any minute now. Which is to say, this is the best defense of their boy Rosenstein they could mount based on documents soon to be released.

(Ding Ding Ding!)

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (db5dt)

713 Ohhhh - good planning. And I'll make sure we stop at church along the way as well. She'll like the snakes.


Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (lwiT4)


You are a precious jewel.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (QLvwG)

714 699 Grassley's 10 am deadline today for paperwork was not met, right?
_________________

Right, but just like Bammy's red line in Syria, it didn't mean squat.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (fqUgw)

715 The repressed memories started coming out when she saw the sign on her psychiatrist's office door that said:

THE RAPIST

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (m45I2)

716 I don't think this is going to help Mr. @Jack at all. Momentum is building to do something about these big tech SOBs.


***

Only if the Reps control congress after the election...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (eSx+E)

717 Nood.

Posted by: hawkpilot at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (p6e8W)

718 704 She's afraid to fly? Ford is a clinical psychologist, n'est-ce pas? Can't she just prescribe herself some shrinky-dink relaxation methods or valium to help her board a plane? After all, stopping Kavanaugh is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD, right?
Posted by: red speck at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (6Krd7)


Psychologists can't prescribe. Or, evidently, do much of anything else.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (je6Oi)

719 the only drug that psychology professors can prescribe is Essence of Bullsh*t

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (9HuGt)

720
What excuses remain to be used:
I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire.I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town.Someone stole my car.There was an earthquake. A terrible flood

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (TAmPV)

721 Her slamming the door in the face of a female FBI agent there to take her statement would have been must see TV

Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (j0Mw7)

722 "Didn't a dude in Chicago come out to say Obama was gay? " Larry Sinclair. Studied his stuff for the first time yesterday. He's articulate, but he's a convicted grifter, so he may not be telling the truth.

Obama meh. Obama is history ... UNLESS Dems get control and put him on the Supreme Court. Then we enter a World Of Sh!t.

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (mk9aG)

723 But would you please smite these fucking democrats before they further harm the innocent. I'd consider it a great favor.

There is a broad portion of Christianity that teaches that the imprecatory psalms (those calling for punishment and destruction of the wicked) no longer are part of what believers should engage in, that we live in an era of grace and forgiveness.

And while I agree with the grace and forgiveness part, thank God, I reject the notion that it is wrong or impermissable to call for the destruction of the wicked. I'm fine with praying for them to be saved, to change their ways, to repent, to come to Jesus. Even for them to simply stop their wickedness.

But that doesn't negate justice or calling for God to punish the wicked. I think we not only can, but must do both: God turn these people around, but if not, then its time for a smiting. Not for my sake, not because I'm any better, and not because of what they have done to me, but for YOUR sake, oh Lord, and for your righteousness' sake. For justice. For truth. And to demonstrate your might before an unbelieving world.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (39g3+)

724 Well, soros will say 'tell taster and munchin I will pay their pensions.'

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (zLDYs)

725 Lotta Trump country to cross, SF to DC.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (AJ+3y)

726 704 She's afraid to fly? Ford is a clinical psychologist, n'est-ce pas? Can't she just prescribe herself some shrinky-dink relaxation methods or valium to help her board a plane? After all, stopping Kavanaugh is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD, right?
_______________

She has a Ph.D., not an M.D.

She can't prescribe drugs, just useless shit like chanting or meditating, or making up lame excuses.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 21, 2018 04:48 PM (fqUgw)

727 I guess she's already in the Mile-High Club.

----------------------

She's in the Mile-of-Cock Club.

Posted by: Jolo at September 21, 2018 04:49 PM (WrMOC)

728 > SCOTUS session begins one week from this Monday.

> What's on the docket the Left really cares about?

4-4 decisions do not make precedent. While waiting for Gorsuch to be seated, they postponed any case that was likely to produce a tie.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (FFJtw)

729 Hmmm. 700+ posts, I wonder if we've got to the important bits.

Should it be "unf*ckingbelievable" or "unbef*ckinglievable"?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (fuK7c)

730 >>>Does she even exist?<<<

Dr. Ford just might be Dianne Feinstein's pet name for Dianne Feinstein's dusty vulva.

Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2018 04:53 PM (Z9C5C)

731 653---I'm worried that the Dems are so looney, that they will actually trot some beta male out to proclaim he was raped by Barrett.
Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (sX1BW)
-------------------------
Doesn't work if you switch the sexes.
They'll need to Sarah-Palin her or something.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2018 04:54 PM (0jtPF)

732 729 Hmmm. 700+ posts, I wonder if we've got to the important bits.

Should it be "unf*ckingbelievable" or "unbef*ckinglievable"?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (fuK7c)

unbeF*CKINGlievable

Posted by: m at September 21, 2018 04:55 PM (wI2mw)

733 I believe she can fly.

Posted by: R. Kelly at September 21, 2018 04:56 PM (2NqXo)

734 Obama would never accept a Supreme Court appointment. Too much work involved for his taste.

Yeah, they have clerks, but they don'tget anything like the staff of a President.

Plus Supreme Court Justices don't get invited to Hollywood parties.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 04:56 PM (FFJtw)

735 Hmmm. . .
35 partners between high school and college.
Most kids take the summer off between high school and college.
So we're talking about 35 partners in about 90 days, or a little more that 1 every 3 days.
I try not to be judgmental, but what a slut!

Posted by: VA MKZ at September 21, 2018 04:56 PM (vvoWK)

736 They'll need to Sarah-Palin her or something.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2018 04:54 PM

The left will target her children. It's not all they will do but they will go after her kids.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 21, 2018 05:00 PM (2NqXo)

737 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (39g3+)

I'm praying for all those things you mentioned, for repentance and conversion; I'm also praying for accountability-that justice be meted out for them; That there not be two standards of justice-one for Democrats and their supports and one for everyone else. I pray that Soros (that thorn) and his ilk might be removed from our side. I'm praying that the Mueller investigation come to naught and that the Deep State's plans and schemes to take out this President be overthrown. I also remember every day to thank God that Trump is our President and not Clinton.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:00 PM (AllCR)

738 She can't prescribe drugs, just useless shit like chanting or meditating, or making up lame excuses.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

and planting memories

Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 05:01 PM (j0Mw7)

739 Here - Have a cookie.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (lwiT4)

I love you, sister! :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:01 PM (AllCR)

740 Ohhh I just saw someone referring to Ford waiting over a third of a century to report this and I love that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 05:01 PM (dEQP3)

741 321 I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college

In a row?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (39g3+)

Or else she had a really, really busy summer...

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at September 21, 2018 05:02 PM (1FhAQ)

742 Has anyone asked what her program does for the CIA? Specifically: "Dr. Ford can you confirm your work with the CIA includes developing and planting false memories?"

Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 05:05 PM (j0Mw7)

743 Stop with the Dr. Ford shit. She is a floppy PhD, not the kind of doctor that can actually help people.

Posted by: Anchovy at September 21, 2018 05:06 PM (srWwQ)

744 Fenelon you are a treasure.

Posted by: Abby at September 21, 2018 05:13 PM (02gQe)

745 "She is a floppy PhD" If I didn't have anything better to do, I'd read some of her "research" "publications," and pick them to pieces. Supposedly she knows something about statistics.

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 05:13 PM (mk9aG)

746 That was probably the entire run, VA of high school and college together. It's an unextraordinary early 80s tally, really, of a generation of girls entitled to their own desire, mixed with the old fashioned desire to make a love connection, insulation from some of the consequences of sex, all having been raised on the idea that sex outside of marriage wasn't only ok but really sort of expected, and little enough dwelt upon the soul-stealing pain of promiscuity for girls. I think this sort of thing was the premise of Raising Ophelia, a popular social commentary tome of the nineties. no way was this the first generation to discover six. But it was the first generation with such uncertain rules and social concord.about it all. mixed messages were never more a part of a girls growing up than 79-86. It's part of the problem with the present generation, actually, with all the rules out the window people keep trying to create a world where the other party is obligated by the conduct of the other. I don't think Fords sexual history matter much at all wrt to Kavenaugh. A girl can totally still sleep around, and resent being used without the essential permission. no other man has a right to you because you give permission to some other one. This lady's problem is that her story is a source of secondary gain...she gains status and consideration from her friends by retailing it, and it is so vague in all the key particulars and so oddly specific in one.

Posted by: SarahW at September 21, 2018 05:13 PM (Sp1NT)

747 Joey Biden can agree to ride Amtrak with her, and give her shoulder massages and hair sniffs the whole way.

Posted by: LizLem at September 21, 2018 06:39 PM (hvf9s)

NYT: Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein "Suggested" He Could Wear a Wire to Record Trump to Make a Case for a 25th Amendment Removal

Fire him.

A savvy analyst posits that this leak is all about Rosenstein trying to make himself unfireable. He's trying to drum up support from the leftwing (as if he needed more of it) that he's protecting the Deep State from Trump, and that any firing would therefore be another Obstruction of Justice or whatever.

Fire him. Fire him now. Damn the consequences. Fire his ass.

The deputy attorney general, Rod J. Rosenstein, suggested last year that he secretly record President Trump in the White House to expose the chaos consuming the administration, and he discussed recruiting cabinet members to invoke the 25th Amendment to remove Mr. Trump from office for being unfit.

Mr. Rosenstein made these suggestions in the spring of 2017 when Mr. Trump's firing of James B. Comey as F.B.I. director plunged the White House into turmoil. Over the ensuing days, the president divulged classified intelligence to Russians in the Oval Office, and revelations emerged that Mr. Trump had asked Mr. Comey to pledge loyalty and end an investigation into a senior aide.

Mr. Rosenstein was just two weeks into his job. He had begun overseeing the Russia investigation and played a key role in the president's dismissal of Mr. Comey by writing a memo critical of his handling of the Hillary Clinton email investigation. But Mr. Rosenstein was caught off guard when Mr. Trump cited the memo in the firing, and he began telling people that he feared he had been used.

Mr. Rosenstein made the remarks about secretly recording Mr. Trump and about the 25th Amendment in meetings and conversations with other Justice Department and F.B.I. officials. Several people described the episodes, insisting on anonymity to discuss internal deliberations. The people were briefed either on the events themselves or on memos written by F.B.I. officials, including Andrew G. McCabe, then the acting bureau director, that documented Mr. Rosenstein's actions and comments.

None of Mr. Rosenstein's proposals apparently came to fruition. It is not clear how determined he was about seeing them through, though he did tell Mr. McCabe that he might be able to persuade Attorney General Jeff Sessions and John F. Kelly, then the secretary of homeland security and now the White House chief of staff, to mount an effort to invoke the 25th Amendment.

Also, fire whoever it was who suggested this tool for this position, assuming that person hasn't left the White House yet.

Also, start scrutinizing anyone else was suggested by whoever vouched for Rosenstein and look for reasons to fire them as well.

Update: Rosenstein denies this.

Fire him anyway. An accusation of wrongdoing is, the liberals assure me, enough to convict.

Meanwhile, Andrew McCabe does not deny it in a response. His non-denial is so plainly a non-denial you have to imagine he intended it to be read as a confirmation.



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Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at September 21, 2018 02:47 PM (4Ru5B)

2 'My #2 does not look like a #2...'

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 02:49 PM (5p5Kj)

3 Hang him, high.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 21, 2018 02:49 PM (Jj9H9)

4 th

Posted by: Kareem Ofweet at September 21, 2018 02:49 PM (gLylO)

5 And read the content

Posted by: Kareem Ofweet at September 21, 2018 02:49 PM (gLylO)

6 Confidence. How does it work?!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2018 02:49 PM (I2dne)

7 Burn.

Salt.

Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 02:49 PM (F4u7C)

8 I'm warming to the helicopter theory of fixing our government.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 02:50 PM (7ZVPa)