The Morning Report 1/23/18

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Good morning kids. First, above the fold, reports are coming in of a massive earthquake hitting early this morning off the Alaskan coast near Kodiak Island, triggering a tsunami warning down to British Columbia and watches even further south towards the California Coast. No reports of damage or injuries yet, but an 8.2 magnitude quake is extremely powerful. More updates as and when they happen. Preemptive prayers up. Stay safe if you or loved ones are in the region.

Down here, the political earthquakes continue to hammer away at the foundations of our nation along two fault lines. First, more revelations from the Deep State and what is now sadly safe to call its front group, the FBI. Rogue agent/insurrectionist Peter Strzok and his adulterous girlfriend and colleague Lisa Page evidently spoke of setting up some sort of "secret society" the day after Trump's election. No word on exactly what they meant by that, but I'm sure it was in par with Spanky and Alfalfa forming the He-Man Woman-Hater's Klub. Also, current FBI Director Christopher Wray reportedly threatened to resign over pressure to shit-can Deep-Stater McCabe. If that's the case, then this is a sign for Wray himself to be shown the door.

The second major story is of course the epic failure of the Schumer-Shutdown. We have a number of links that deal with how this shakes out for DACA and Amnesty in general, both in the Democrats absolute intransigence on this issue, the hardcore Left base's incandescent rage at their party for what they perceive as a total cave to Trump and the GOP, the near civil war within that party between those who want to drive it even further left (if that is possible) and those who want to maintain the wafer-thin illusion of being "moderate," and how the GOP-e is still hell bent on opposing the American people and the President in their lust for cheap labor and to maintain their position as the sham opposition party for the Democrats.

Circling back to the American people, polls indicate that a shocking (I guess to the Media-Democrat Complex in and out of the Beltway) plurality of Americans not only oppose Amnesty but want a serious curb to even legal immigration. They know that this is the single issue that will decide the fate of this nation and its identity. In fact, indications are that Americans of black and even Latino heritage are solidly anti-Amnesty so this is yet another golden opportunity for the Golden Scalpweasel to gain inroads into these heretofore solidly Democrat voting blocs and another opportunity for the GOP to miss an opportunity to do the same, contrary to all their incessant kvetching about "Hispanic outreach to win elections" or some such dreck.

On the international front, VP Pence gave a fantastic speech in Israel's Knesset where he publicly proclaimed Jerusalem as Israel's capital, announced the speeding up of the process to move our embassy there by 2019 and the surprise announcement that President Trump will indeed decertify the Obama Iran Nuke sellout when it comes up for review next May, IIRC. In the comments yesterday, people were calling Pence boring, possibly the same people who complain about Trump tweeting and being crude. The only thing that matters to me, in the last analysis, is results. Whatever one thinks of Pence, or for that matter another name that has been bandied about as a possible future GOP presidential candidate Nikki Haley, clearly being around Trump has been a very positive influence. Yes the two of them caved big time on RFRA and the BLM anti-Confederate cultural revolution. But I don't think that either of those should necessarily disqualify them in the future. And these two are burnishing their foreign policy chops and perhaps even their style/attitude in the way they treat the Media-Democrat-Leftist complex. This is indicative of another intangible that Trump has brought in his first year - fighting back for what you believe in and fighting back hard. But I digress...

France is charging an ISIS terrorist with plotting a major bomb attack, international NGOs are helping Haiti cause trouble with its relatively stable neighbor, the Dominican Republic, CIA chief Mike Pompeo is sounding alarm bells on the status of Whoa, Fat's! nuke arsenal and the Iranians are conducting large scale maneuvers and threatening US Navy ships.

Lastly, back at home, the President is leading the way in helping states cut off Planned Parenthood funding while (not linked here) the Utah legislature has introduced a bill to ban selective abortion of Downs Syndrome babies.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:13 AM




Comments

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1 Good Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:08 AM (mpXpK)

2 Not Monday

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2018 07:09 AM (gC2IV)

3 If Schumer's Shutdown was supposed to drive the FBI scandals off the front page, it failed.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 23, 2018 07:09 AM (+Tibp)

4 Ah JJ, you dishonor The Little rascals putting them up there with those two treasonous assholes.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:09 AM (mpXpK)

5 4 Ah JJ, you dishonor The Little rascals putting them up there with those two treasonous assholes.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:09 AM (mpXpK)


No disrespect; just compare and contrast.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 07:10 AM (mbhDw)

6 I got a feeling that the reminder of January is going to be entertaining.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 07:12 AM (EyPfd)

7 good morning horde

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 23, 2018 07:12 AM (hMwEB)

8
8.2 is pretty strong but I think a serious tsunami requires something of 9.0 and above. Too early for explanation of logarithmic scales.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 23, 2018 07:13 AM (2FqvZ)

9 The FBI needs a severe purging from top to bottom. All those corrupt Obamanite holdovers should have been fired on day 1.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:13 AM (mpXpK)

10 Turn those shredders back on !!

Posted by: Hillary! at January 23, 2018 07:13 AM (4upo5)

11 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 23, 2018 07:13 AM (oVWx5)

12 Good morning, all! SO many good links, JJ!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 07:14 AM (W+vEI)

13 Too early for explanation of logarithmic scales.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises
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True - I am not much of a musician.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2018 07:14 AM (sBm2i)

14
Shock Poll: Americans Want Massive Cuts to Legal Immigration

In my lifetime, slightly north of 29 years, the population of this country has doubled. Time to close the door.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 23, 2018 07:14 AM (2FqvZ)

15
Secret Society. You mean like deodorant?

- - Hic Hillary

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 07:14 AM (mbhDw)

16 Real catastrophes put into perspective the molehills we try and turn into mountains.

Posted by: IanDeal at January 23, 2018 07:15 AM (qcIL3)

17 Pretty sure drug dealers dream, so .........

Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 07:15 AM (4u7kU)

18 Obama was bringing in 1,000,000 muzzie migrants a year, 100K of them from terrorist supporting countries. he had redifined 'refugee' as anyone who wanted to come to the US. And he did all of this despite the fact that none of these people could be vetted.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:16 AM (mpXpK)

19 18. 'Because,' not 'despite.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 07:17 AM (fA1SL)

20 So, the DC Swamp want's John Solomon's head?

Keep reporting, John, you're obviously right on target !!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 07:17 AM (W+vEI)

21 Watching the news last night, I was told that a few Democrats sided with the Republicans, ending the shutdown.

I seem to remember the vote being something like 84-13.

That's more than a 'few'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 07:17 AM (EyPfd)

22 slightly north of 29 years

What a coincidence same here

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 07:18 AM (4upo5)

23 It's amazing how self righteous Comey is. I think he would be quoting Scripture while shoving you in the gas chamber for some final solution to the deplorable problem.

I wonder if he was quoting Gandhi while scheming with Lunch to subvert justice in the Hillary server investigation?

Posted by: MAGA at January 23, 2018 07:18 AM (3f9En)

24 The Six words the Left twisted is classic. Great stuff again, JJ. Take me a while to wade through it all.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 23, 2018 07:18 AM (+Tibp)

25 How dare you impugn the integrity of the FBI just because they were running a covert coup against the people of the United States?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 07:20 AM (oVJmc)

26 Loving the tariffs on imported solar panels & consumer washing machines.
About damned time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 07:20 AM (fA1SL)

27 I did not have text with that woman. Ms Page.

Posted by: Peter Strzok at January 23, 2018 07:20 AM (4upo5)

28 "I seem to remember the vote being something like 84-13.

That's more than a 'few'.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice "

There is nothing so trivial that it cannot be twisted to the purposes of The Narrative.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 23, 2018 07:21 AM (oVWx5)

29 Islamic terrorist groups aren't really built on a willingness to die,
but on the ability to trick others into dying for them. Al-Amriki had
that essential quality. Unlike the idiots who blew themselves up
expecting 72 virgins to meet them for lunch, he got into the business of
recruiting others to do the dying.
And the men he recruits may be the ones working behind the counter of the next pizza place you see.





Yikes, pizza jihad.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 07:22 AM (W+vEI)

30 I wonder how many hundreds of millions of dollars the Schumer Shutdown Shitshow cost the taxpayers.

All that over a stompy-fit.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2018 07:22 AM (jAZR9)

31 "I seem to remember the vote being something like 84-13.

That's more than a 'few'.


Yet, Schuma was out there calling the Daca deal they offered as 'bipartisan' because of two or three RINOs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 07:23 AM (oVJmc)

32 Peter Strzok wouldn't make it to his cell on 'D' block before he got his ass kicked without that badge. As for his girlfriend 'bubba gump'...WTF.

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 23, 2018 07:23 AM (yhf6w)

33 Top of the morning horde and thanks for another brilliant summary and analysis JJ.

Am seriously enjoying watching the fallout of the failed Schumer shutdown. The back-biting and meltdown of the far left is just an extra shot of expresso to my morning fog-lifter.

now; back to lurking.

Posted by: nuke it from orbit at January 23, 2018 07:24 AM (8r0vw)

34 8


8.2 is pretty strong but I think a serious tsunami requires
something of 9.0 and above. Too early for explanation of logarithmic
scales.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 23, 2018 07:13 AM (2FqvZ)


Not true, in fact recall the Fukashima earthquake that produced tidal waves higher than a two story building and it was only a 6.6.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:24 AM (mpXpK)

35 Joy Reid is a garbage human being.

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 07:26 AM (4upo5)

36 18>>>

And if I remember correctly, Hillary wanted to up that to 65 Million per year if she was elected.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 23, 2018 07:26 AM (NMiIZ)

37 It's fun to watch the Trump! tweets blowing up the heads of the newsys. The same people that thought JEF was so dreamy and future forward because he could text

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 07:27 AM (8ikIW)

38 29. Yep. Albanians. Hmmm......maybe we were wrong to lie to Jugoslavia and use the pretext of 'atrocities' against Albanian kebabs in Kosovo to serve, once again, as a proxy air force for a buncha jihadists.

Clintons - the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 07:27 AM (fA1SL)

39 More Noos; today is Tuesday, January 23, 2018. On this day in 1964 the 24th Amendment to the United States Constitution, prohibiting the use of poll taxes in national elections, was ratified. The problem with this amendment was the 'or other' they tacked on to the end of the writing. I have no problem with eliminating 'poll taxes' but it has long been my belief that all voters must have some stake in the system by being required to be paying taxes before they can vote.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:27 AM (mpXpK)

40 23 It's amazing how self righteous Comey is. I think he would be quoting Scripture while shoving you in the gas chamber for some final solution to the deplorable problem.

I wonder if he was quoting Gandhi while scheming with Lunch to subvert justice in the Hillary server investigation?
Posted by: MAGA



His sanctimony is aggravating. I wonder if he realizes just how close he is to falling off a cliff?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 23, 2018 07:27 AM (VFH/7)

41 Trump crows about winning on the shutdown.


http://tinyurl.com/y8rcsdxf

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:28 AM (mpXpK)

42 The venerable A-10's are back for some more Taliban scarfing.


http://tinyurl.com/y8j45onk

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:28 AM (mpXpK)

43 Tsunamis depend on earthquake strength, the topography of the ocean floor and water depth.

A "minor" earthquake, or for that matter a landslide in a favorable location could create a tsunami.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2018 07:28 AM (jAZR9)

44 Sen Cory Gardner (DIABLO CR 43) says the same offer the Dems caved on was made Friday night and they have some 'splaining' to do. The shutdown was totally unnecessary.


http://tinyurl.com/y8mcqo92

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:28 AM (mpXpK)

45 "Circling back to the American people, polls indicate that a shocking (I
guess to the Media-Democrat Complex in and out of the Beltway) plurality
of Americans not only oppose Amnesty but want a serious curb to even
legal immigration."

That's odd because I caught a few minutes of CNN last night and they kept saying Americans overwhelming wants to welcome and provide safety/security for the Dreamers/kids. It's as if they live in an alternate universe.

Posted by: Ripley at January 23, 2018 07:28 AM (MxEKc)

46 Neil Diamond is hanging up his microphone after being diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease. He will be missed.


http://tinyurl.com/y927tx3l

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:28 AM (mpXpK)

47 Has this been mentioned?


http://tinyurl.com/ydaghhvv

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 07:29 AM (EyPfd)

48 Asking for prayers for a very special 'ette' who is very likely in the path of any tsunami that results from the earthquake please.
Please!!

Posted by: teej at January 23, 2018 07:29 AM (BN/jk)

49 Democrats say GA is turning blue because of Trump. In the 2016 election all those shitty polls said Scankles would win GA by 5%. Trump won by 4% which isn't a blowout but is still a healthy win. GA is turning towards purple thanks to the influx of locusts coming in. Atlanta, Macon, and Augusta are already heavy blue.


http://tinyurl.com/ybuwjkqt

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:29 AM (mpXpK)

50 Posted by: Peter Strzok at January 23, 2018 07:20 AM (4upo5)

Well done! These lying liars in the FBI are just awful. but that was funny,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 07:29 AM (8+Ozj)

51 Who was supervising those dickweed lovebirds? Regular companies give bosses reports on interoffice online communications to keep the hired help from rutting on the clock. You'd think that an elite law enforcement agency might have such capabilities.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2018 07:29 AM (y7DUB)

52 DIABLO Cornyn (CR 40) wants to import more foreign high tech workers to replace American college graduates.


http://tinyurl.com/y9ysjuks

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:29 AM (mpXpK)

53 Socialized medicine has been a massive fail in every country who had tried it. But communists like VT Bernie continue to push it as the holy grail.


http://tinyurl.com/ycowcoxv

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:29 AM (mpXpK)

54 A conservative group is threatening to sue a TX county who refuses to turn over records they requested that show illegals registering to vote.


http://tinyurl.com/ybtpb3ny

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:30 AM (mpXpK)

55 Not all cops are blithering assholes. Here's a good news story of the day from the NYPD.


http://tinyurl.com/y7d76xt9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:30 AM (mpXpK)

56 House Republicans are working hard to get that damning memo released to the public despite hard Democrat resistance.


http://tinyurl.com/y7pwvxgo

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:30 AM (mpXpK)

57 Here are the 20 Senators who voted to keep the government shutdown. Note one Republican. Mike Lee has a 100 CR rating. What is he doing joining the commies?


http://tinyurl.com/y9stbzpf

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:31 AM (mpXpK)

58 Trump's tweets this a.m. - wow, spiking the football.
When has a Republican ever done this?

Wonder if Schumer and Pelosi understand that they brought this on themselves after they publicly gloated about talking Trump out of the wall after meeting with him last fall?


Charlie Brown steals the football from Lucy. Finally!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 07:31 AM (W+vEI)

59 Ramirez


http://tinyurl.com/ycwr5qt4


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:31 AM (mpXpK)

60 Neil Diamond is hanging up his microphone after being diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease. He will be missed.


Ahh. I saw him on one of the New Years countdown shows and thought he looked, and sounded, terrible. Of course him being 76, standing outside in cold weather didn't help

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 07:31 AM (8ikIW)

61 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2018 07:31 AM (5y11N)

62 FBI blaming Samsung 5 for list texts
LOL

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 23, 2018 07:31 AM (hMwEB)

63 Are your traffic jams getting lighter?
If you take a train, does it seem more crowded than ever?
Is your small town now bursting at the seams with houses getting crammed into every available space?
Is your school budget increasing due to "overcrowding"?
Are the forests and farmlands of your youth now mostly "developed" due to crowding?
Are your water supplies now "strained" almost every summer?
Every spring do your streets get flooded because they've paved over too much of the ground cover?
Are the lines in your supermarket getting any shorter?
When you look at the night sky do you see stars, or just a glow from spreading megalopolis?

A country I grew up in of about 200 Million people is now one of "320 Million" and probably quite a bit more if all those "in the shadows" were fully counted.

Aside from the (enormous) issues of cultural assimilation (or lack thereof) our country has become way, way more crowded in a generation, to the point that most people would easily recognize the change, and not a good one.

We need an immigration pause. And, we can and should sell it to millenial "greens" and suburbanites on grounds of overcrowding as much as anything.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 23, 2018 07:32 AM (+d2Ck)

64 Not true, in fact recall the Fukashima earthquake that produced tidal waves higher than a two story building and it was only a 6.6.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:24 AM (mpXpK)


Not the same one. 6.6 =
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_2011_Fukushima_earthquake


9.0 =
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_T%C5%8Dhoku_earthquake_and_tsunami

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 23, 2018 07:32 AM (2FqvZ)

65 8.2? You ain't seen nothing yet!

Posted by: Gaia at January 23, 2018 07:32 AM (bc2Lc)

66 >>A conservative group is threatening to sue a TX county who refuses to
turn over records they requested that show illegals registering to vote.



Bets on whether these records will be "lost"?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 07:32 AM (W+vEI)

67 Busting up that homeless camp doesn't seem very liberal or compassionate. Seems their sympathy only applies when it's not in their own backyard.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 07:33 AM (NWiLs)

68 I take it the goal of firing McCabe, at Sessions' and Trump's insistence, was to prevent him from retiring with a pension. Because in March he's eligible for a full pension, and has already announced his plan to retire then.

I'm sorta NOT okay with that, since he's been convicted of no crime. Or even charged with one at this point. Yeah, I think he's dirty, and he definitely lied about campaigning for his wife, and he hid the donations to her campaign on his disclosure forms. Not to mention what he may have cooked up within this possible secret society.

So instead, how about reforming the pension plans so they can be clawed back upon a conviction for misdeeds in office?

And then charge that scrunt Lois Lerner with something. Anything. Stealing office supplies. Sucking as a human being. Aggravating my tranquility. The thought of her sucking down a phat gubmint pension paycheck for life makes me do that grrry hands thingy.

Oh, and good morning all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2018 07:33 AM (0ogQG)

69 House Republicans are working hard to get that damning memo released to the public despite hard Democrat resistance.


http://tinyurl.com/y7pwvxgo
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

Human thumb Adam Schiff and the Dems claim it shouldn't be released since no one would understand the underlying documents. Your too dumb.

So? Release the underlying documents too. Sunshine is the best antiseptic.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 23, 2018 07:33 AM (+Tibp)

70 38 29. Yep. Albanians. Hmmm......maybe we were wrong to lie to Jugoslavia and use the pretext of 'atrocities' against Albanian kebabs in Kosovo to serve, once again, as a proxy air force for a buncha jihadists.

Clintons - the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 07:27 AM (fA1SL)


IIRC the only country to let Kosovar Albanians seek refuge was, of all places, Israel. They wanted to show the world they don't hate muzzles and shame the muzzy world for shunning their own.

How'd that work out?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 07:34 AM (mbhDw)

71 Monday on MSNBC, Sen. Bob Corker said President Donald Trump and the Republican Party had a pretty poisonous first year because they did everything on a
partisan basis.

Corker said, Look, we had a pretty poisonous first year. Everything was done on a partisan basis, just about.

Fuck you scrunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2018 07:34 AM (5y11N)

72 Strzok's mistress looks like a wet rodent.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 23, 2018 07:34 AM (fqUgw)

73 FBI = KGB
Wray and Sessions are both part of the problem. Fire both.

Posted by: Said some dope at January 23, 2018 07:34 AM (WoyGL)

74 Neil Diamond is hanging up his microphone after being diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease. He will be missed.


Never a fan, but Parkinson's is a bitch. It's what took my Dad. Grace to him and his family.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 23, 2018 07:35 AM (fuK7c)

75 44 Sen Cory Gardner (DIABLO CR 43) says the same offer the Dems caved on was made Friday night and they have some 'splaining' to do. The shutdown was totally unnecessary.


http://tinyurl.com/y8mcqo92
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:28 AM (mpXpK

Cory is a POS, a lying POS

Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 07:35 AM (4u7kU)

76 Wonder if Schumer and Pelosi understand that they brought this on themselves after they publicly gloated about talking Trump out of the wall after meeting with him last fall?


Charlie Brown steals the football from Lucy. Finally!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 07:31 AM (W+vEI)

Best Family Guy scene ever is Peter beating the hell out of Lucy and making her let Charlie Brown kick the football.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 07:35 AM (NWiLs)

77 70. Yep. Worked exactly the way you'd expect it would

REMOVE KEBAB.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 07:35 AM (fA1SL)

78 Good morning all!! Up early to work out..my fat cells seem to multiply exponentially every month. But first, to peruse JJ's links with a cup of coffee.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2018 07:35 AM (ETm0q)

79 Monday on MSNBC, Sen. Bob Corker said President Donald Trump and the Republican Party had a pretty poisonous first year because they did everything on a partisan basis.

Corker said, Look, we had a pretty poisonous first year. Everything was done on a partisan basis, just about.

Fuck you scrunt
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2018 07:34 AM (5y11N)



Yes, better to give in to the Dems on everything rather than have any of that icky partisan bickering

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2018 07:37 AM (SiINZ)

80 74 Never a fan, but Parkinson's is a bitch. It's what took my Dad. Grace to him and his family.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 23, 2018 07:35 AM (fuK7c)

Took my Dad too.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:37 AM (mpXpK)

81 Corker said, Look, we had a pretty poisonous first year. Everything was done on a partisan basis, just about.

Fuck you scrunt
_______________________

Yeah, it wasn't like my first year at all.

When the Republicans asked to have some input on all the stimulus spending, I told them to get stuffed because "I won" the election.

But then I smiled sweetly in a totally gracious, bipartisan sort of way as I booted them out the door!

Posted by: Barry Obama at January 23, 2018 07:38 AM (fqUgw)

82 Rogue agent/insurrectionist Peter Strzok and his adulterous girlfriend and colleague Lisa Page evidently spoke of setting up some sort of "secret society" the day after Trump's election.



It's time to completely gut the FBI. Then add hit the IRS and the rest of them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2018 07:38 AM (SiINZ)

83 77 70. Yep. Worked exactly the way you'd expect it would

REMOVE KEBAB.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 07:35 AM (fA1SL)

I am so beyond done with Islam and Muslims.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 23, 2018 07:38 AM (CMbMd)

84 72 Strzok's mistress looks like a wet rodent.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer



I'd hit it.

Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2018 07:38 AM (VFH/7)

85 Yes, better to give in to the Dems on everything rather than have any of that icky partisan bickering
Posted by: TheQuietMan

He probably sits in the corner during the debates with his hands over his ears, rocking back and forth...

Mommy and Daddy are fighting again!!

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 07:38 AM (8ikIW)

86 47 Has this been mentioned?

Too funny.

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 07:38 AM (4upo5)

87 >>>FBI = KGB

Historically illiterate.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 23, 2018 07:39 AM (OEub0)

88 It has been warm and rainy here all night and we are forecast for thunderstorms early this morning. May have to bail out early this morning.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:40 AM (mpXpK)

89 70. Anyone who wants a good idea of what our border regions could look like if we don't get a handle on immigration should look at Kosovo. Immigration - legal and otherwise - of Albanians eventually pushes out the native population. 'Ethnic cleansing' of Serbs and Jews by Albanians -first Jugo use was in this context.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 07:40 AM (fA1SL)

90 His sanctimony is aggravating. I wonder if he realizes just how close he is to falling off a cliff?
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 23, 2018 07:27 AM (VFH/7)


After that self centered cocksucker does the right thing and goes to Fort Marcy Park in the middle of the night and shoots himself twice in the back of the head, the marker over his pine box should read "Please Move This Fuckup to a Landfill".

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2018 07:40 AM (y7DUB)

91 Strzok's gf looks like a Gumb.

Posted by: Jame Gumb at January 23, 2018 07:41 AM (bc2Lc)

92 Someone on the ONT said Strzok has hired David Bois.

Wow.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 23, 2018 07:41 AM (+Tibp)

93 82 Rogue agent/insurrectionist Peter Strzok and his adulterous girlfriend and colleague Lisa Page evidently spoke of setting up some sort of "secret society" the day after Trump's election.



It's time to completely gut the FBI. Then add hit the IRS and the rest of them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2018 07:38 AM (SiINZ)

DEA, ATF, BLM...so many corrupt rogue agencies to choose from.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 07:41 AM (NWiLs)

94 Saw some poll last night on FOX NEWS that claimed 71percent of Americans want dreamers to stay here. Maybe a Quinnipiac poll. I'm confused.

Posted by: Glenn John at January 23, 2018 07:41 AM (zgAdX)

95

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 23, 2018 07:41 AM (mPeei)

96
I tried reading that Federalist article and found it incomprehensible.

I read most of this article in the Washington Post
https://tinyurl.com/yba697yr
and found the story unbelievable.

Don't anyone try to explain either of them to me because they are inexplicable.

We will never be able to straighten this mess out.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 07:41 AM (GroCc)

97 After Ben Corker was done with that interview, he put on his Gimp suit and went into Nancy Pelosi's office for a "meeting".

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 23, 2018 07:42 AM (VFH/7)

98
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

Genesis 38:9

Posted by: James Comey at January 23, 2018 07:42 AM (2FqvZ)

99 "Saw some poll last night on FOX NEWS that claimed 71percent of Americans want dreamers to stay here. Maybe a Quinnipiac poll. I'm confused."

Are you in favor of infants being ripped from their hardworking mother's arms, or a compassionate and enlightened policy to fix our broken immigration system?

Posted by: Ye Olde Objective Polle Questione at January 23, 2018 07:43 AM (+d2Ck)

100 85 He probably sits in the corner during the debates with his hands over his ears, rocking back and forth...



Mommy and Daddy are fighting again!!

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 07:38 AM (8ikIW)

No, he was a DIABLO asshole who sided with the Democrats on everything which is why TN voters finally had a bellyful of him and he knew running again was a waste of money and time.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:43 AM (mpXpK)

101 92 Someone on the ONT said Strzok has hired David Bois.

Wow.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 23, 2018 07:41 AM (+Tibp)

I wonder who's footing the bill. Boies isn't cheap.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 07:43 AM (NWiLs)

102 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

Genesis 38:9
Posted by: James Comey

..or his brothers FIcus

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 07:43 AM (8ikIW)

103 Palomino!! Palomino!!

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 23, 2018 07:43 AM (+Tibp)

104 87. Autistically literalist.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 07:44 AM (fA1SL)

105 101 92 Someone on the ONT said Strzok has hired David Bois.

Wow.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 23, 2018 07:41 AM (+Tibp)

I wonder who's footing the bill. Boies isn't cheap.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 07:43 AM (NWiLs)


Likely some ValJar-affiliated Oil Sheikh.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 23, 2018 07:44 AM (CMbMd)

106 98
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

Genesis 38:9
Posted by: James Comey at January 23, 2018 07:42 AM (2FqvZ)

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking til you do succeed.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 07:44 AM (NWiLs)

107 94
Saw some poll last night on FOX NEWS that claimed 71percent of Americans
want dreamers to stay here. Maybe a Quinnipiac poll. I'm confused.

Posted by: Glenn John at January 23, 2018 07:41 AM (zgAdX)

I'm not. After 2016 anyone who believes any of these BS polls should go back and review how accurate all of those polls were. Polls are worthless.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:45 AM (mpXpK)

108 94 Saw some poll last night on FOX NEWS that claimed 71percent of Americans want dreamers to stay here. Maybe a Quinnipiac poll. I'm confused.
Posted by: Glenn John at January 23, 2018 07:41 AM (zgAdX)


90% of Americans have no idea, no idea WTF DACA is, so ......BS

Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 07:45 AM (4u7kU)

109 I think James Comey is scared. I think he has a sincere faith, but obviously he's done some very wrong things, and his way of dealing with his worry and stress is to make himself sound like he's one of Jesus' best friends, and that God has him covered. He's in need of prayer, IMO. I certainly pray for justice and accountability for these folks which is not incompatible with a prayer for them having a "come to Jesus" moment spiritually speaking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 07:45 AM (8+Ozj)

110 Deep State fake news reports so far on radio here on left coast behind enemy lines have not referred to FBI adultress paramore as anything more than Strzok's "lawyer".

Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2018 07:46 AM (K0z2U)

111 109. He should be a Buddhist.

* places blade on tray before him *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 07:46 AM (fA1SL)

112 The only thing Jimmy Drama is in the need of is some 350-lb. Hard-as-a-mother SOB with face tattoos pounding him in the ass until he bleeds every night.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 23, 2018 07:46 AM (CMbMd)

113 90% of Americans have no idea, no idea WTF DACA is, so ......BS
Posted by: sofa saver

Maybe their thinking of DECCA, and say, yeah I like their records

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 07:46 AM (8ikIW)

114 'Atlanta, Macon, and Augusta are already heavy blue.'

Just the shithole parts.

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2018 07:47 AM (UdKB7)

115 Insomniac-I appreciate the change in your nic. I hope that you are indeed, mostly stable. Anyway it seemed move up from the last nic you had-and yes, I know that it is a commentary on Trump comment about himself.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 07:47 AM (8+Ozj)

116 111 109. He should be a Buddhist.

* places blade on tray before him *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 07:46 AM (fA1SL)


I think you mean Shinto.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 07:47 AM (mbhDw)

117 Likely some ValJar-affiliated Oil Sheikh.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 23, 2018 07:44 AM (CMbMd)

How long does that take to dry and 1 coat or 2 ???

Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 07:47 AM (4u7kU)

118 110 Deep State fake news reports so far on radio here on left coast behind enemy lines have not referred to FBI adultress paramore as anything more than Strzok's "lawyer"


A lawyer he was having sex with. A lawyer that is not his wife.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 23, 2018 07:47 AM (VFH/7)

119 So we've recently seen the video of homeless camps that stretch along roads in LA, SF and now near Disney - who lives in these homeless camps?
I honestly don't know.

Are these people who have recently fallen on hard times (temporary), people who have chosen to live this way based on personal issues like addiction and mental health(permanent), illegal immigrants?

I would think America - and particularly California? - needs to resolve our homeless population issues before welcoming millions, tens of millions more.



Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 07:48 AM (W+vEI)

120 115 Insomniac-I appreciate the change in your nic. I hope that you are indeed, mostly stable. Anyway it seemed move up from the last nic you had-and yes, I know that it is a commentary on Trump comment about himself.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 07:47 AM (8+Ozj)

More of a riff than commentary.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 07:48 AM (NWiLs)

121 Either Strzok's wife is a land mammal or he has a horse fetish

Page must swallow and do butt stuff

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 23, 2018 07:48 AM (FZYNt)

122 I think you mean Shinto.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I thought those were the beans you use for Mexican food

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 07:48 AM (8ikIW)

123 Are you in favor of infants being ripped from their hardworking mother's arms, or a compassionate and enlightened policy to fix our broken immigration system?
_______________________

I'm in favor of reforming our immigration system to end birthright citizenship.

That way, infants won't have to be ripped from the arms of their illegal alien mommies. They will both get to go back to their home country together! Win-win for everybody! What could be more enlightened and compassionate than that?

End birthright citizenship so families can stay together!!!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 23, 2018 07:48 AM (fqUgw)

124 114
'Atlanta, Macon, and Augusta are already heavy blue.'



Just the shithole parts.

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2018 07:47 AM (UdKB7)

If you are in the city limits it is all shithole.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 07:48 AM (mpXpK)

125 As to the polls remember how gay marriage polled back in the 90s? Now it's criminal Badthink to voice even an opposing position.

Leadership (cultural and political) sets the tone, sets the agenda, and can ultimately overcome all but the most entrenched beliefs.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 23, 2018 07:48 AM (+d2Ck)

126 i always get mah meat where i make the bread

Posted by: pter stroke at January 23, 2018 07:48 AM (WX+x0)

127 116. Most samurai were Buddhists. Shinto was always sorta 'there,' but they were Buddhists with a sorta Shinto shell.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 07:48 AM (fA1SL)

128 Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 07:48 AM (NWiLs)

Riff-that's a good word. Better than mine.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 07:49 AM (8+Ozj)

129 117. Two. Ya wanna use a spit-coat of shellac as yer sealer, amd remember to scuff sand and tack between. Last coat, after it sets up, 0000 steel wool and a good paste wax.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 07:50 AM (fA1SL)

130 No, I can't say that I think Comey being anally raped till his bleeds is what he needs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 07:51 AM (8+Ozj)

131 Two. Ya wanna use a spit-coat of shellac as yer sealer, amd remember to scuff sand and tack between. Last coat, after it sets up, 0000 steel wool and a good paste wax.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine

And keep the cats out of the room

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 07:51 AM (8ikIW)

132 No, I can't say that I think Comey being anally raped till his bleeds is what he needs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 07:51 AM (8+Ozj)

Wouldn't hurt.....me.

Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2018 07:52 AM (0+nbW)

133 Saw some poll last night on FOX NEWS that claimed 71percent of Americans want dreamers to stay here. Maybe a Quinnipiac poll. I'm confused.
Posted by: Glenn John at January 23, 2018 07:41 AM (zgAdX)

Someone has to cut them lawns and shovel that snow

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2018 07:52 AM (5y11N)

134 131. Hell yeah. Furry little bastards will ruin a finish job.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 07:52 AM (fA1SL)

135 Saw some poll last night on FOX NEWS that claimed 71percent of Americans want dreamers to stay here. Maybe a Quinnipiac poll. I'm confused.

Posted by: Glenn John at January 23, 2018 07:41 AM (zgAdX)




To paraphrase Vincent Gambini, Everything that poll just said is bullshit

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2018 07:52 AM (SiINZ)

136
For the umpteenth time:

Polls are not designed to reflect public opinion. Polls are designed to SHAPE public opinion.

I only link ones that have surprising results, especially if the polling firm in question is Leftist in nature, which many are.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 07:54 AM (mbhDw)

137 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

Genesis 38:9
Posted by: James Comey

..or his brothers FIcus
Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 07:43 AM (8ikIW)


Two country girls head into the big city, for the first time. They marvel at the shops, get themselves dolled up at the beauty parlor, and head over to the photo place. They're going to get their pitcher taken! First time ever!!

So as they're standing there, looking all pretty and stuff, the photographer sets up the camera, gets under the hood...

One of the sisters turns to the other and says "What dat man doing with his head in there up under dat sheet?"

The other girl says "He gonna focus!"

First girl: Bofus??

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2018 07:54 AM (Pz4pT)

138 Why do Californians get ANY water to drink if each and every drop affects the environment from whence it came? Flipping idiots.

Good morning. (sits comfortably atop 200 feet of water-soaked glacial till sucked by private well.)

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 23, 2018 07:55 AM (OtVYM)

139 132 No, I can't say that I think Comey being anally raped till his bleeds is what he needs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 07:51 AM (8+Ozj)

womyn

Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 07:55 AM (4u7kU)

140 I know people don't like Rick Warren for his political stands, but this is actually rather a decent little refection on "God, why is this happening to me"?


https://tinyurl.com/ybmmzts5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 07:55 AM (8+Ozj)

141 137. Heh. I heard the Jewish variant. 'Focus? Both? '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 07:55 AM (fA1SL)

142 Any prayer for Jimmy Pissgums that doesn't include the barbed cock of Satan is ill considered.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2018 07:57 AM (y7DUB)

143 Perhaps Twitter helped in the deletions of all those tweets.

Posted by: JAS at January 23, 2018 07:57 AM (7JbXq)

144 138. 'Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence. ' - Immortan Cicero

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 07:58 AM (fA1SL)

145 And who should care if Christopher Wray threatens to resign? He's been on the job a few months!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2018 07:58 AM (EZebt)

146 Polls are not designed to reflect public opinion. Polls are designed to SHAPE public opinion.

I only link ones that have surprising results, especially if the polling firm in question is Leftist in nature, which many are.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 07:54 AM (mbhDw)

Polling firms are businesses. They have 2 objectives
1 Make money
2Please your client if possible

Think lemonade stand

Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 08:00 AM (4u7kU)

147 >>Polls are not designed to reflect public opinion. Polls are designed to SHAPE public opinion.


Yup. I also think they're a tool to see how effectively the MSM narrative is, which then gves them the ammo to report opinion as fact, as in:

1. MSM floods the zone with one of their stories, such as: Donald Trump drinks diet coke and sleeps in every morning.

2. Polls on the diet coke/sleeping stories show many Americans are concerned about Trump's health.

3. MSM reports as fact that Trump's health is threatening his presidency, people believe he is unfit to lead.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 08:01 AM (W+vEI)

148 Thank you Mr. Sefton for the insight and links.

Still laughing about this post yesterday and will quote often. My year of patience with the jackoff H8R's is OVER.

Gramps Trump came for a visit and guess what? He's moving in and staying for four years! Maybe seven! And he doesn't like your smart mouth and your blue hair. And he'll use the belt.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 09:02 PM (4ErVI)

Posted by: Ronnie Capicola at January 23, 2018 08:01 AM (ADUne)

149 Is it just me, or do others get the feeling from that photo of Lisa Page that she'd be a wild date?

Posted by: Michael Hazz at January 23, 2018 08:01 AM (9ivOl)

150 >>> Think lemonade stand

Watered down and poorly mixed?

Posted by: fluffy at January 23, 2018 08:01 AM (cHbmY)

151 I wish Wray would show the courage of his convictions and just resign now.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2018 08:01 AM (KBbjz)

152 145. Every time I see 'Christopher Wray,' my mind converts it to 'Christopher Wren.' I think my mental edit is preferable.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 08:01 AM (fA1SL)

153 73
FBI = KGB

Wray and Sessions are both part of the problem. Fire both.

Right about Hussein's FBI, Wrong about Wray and Sessions.

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 23, 2018 08:02 AM (mqcyG)

154 "Are you in favor of infants being ripped from their hardworking mother's arms, or a compassionate and enlightened policy to fix our broken immigration system?
Posted by: Ye Olde Objective Polle Questione "


Well, there you have it in a nutshell.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 23, 2018 08:02 AM (oVWx5)

155 Re Haiti and Dominican Republic.

Translation:

You have. We want. You give.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2018 08:02 AM (EZebt)

156 Still trying to figure out if fall guy and scape goat are one word, two words, hyphenated, or what. Also, is fall gal correct?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Secret Agent Struck (pronounced Strzok) at January 23, 2018 08:02 AM (9X60i)

157 Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2018 07:57 AM (y7DUB)

Why would you pray somebody goes to hell rather that they repent and still have justice in this life?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:02 AM (8+Ozj)

158 Never trust a woman who smiles with her gums.


Just sayin'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 08:03 AM (EyPfd)

159 rep. Adam Schiff (Democrat, California) says Congress cannot release the FISA memo because the American people are too stoopid to understand the four page document.

He must be right because he went to Harvard Law School. And the really smart set of voters in Hollywood and L.A. sent him to congress. So us rubes out in flyover country should be grateful he is in D.C. looking out for us.

Posted by: Case at January 23, 2018 08:03 AM (ZgKFD)

160 >>> Is it just me, or do others get the feeling from that photo of Lisa Page that she'd be a wild date?

Wake up missing a kidney.

Posted by: fluffy at January 23, 2018 08:03 AM (cHbmY)

161 150 >>> Think lemonade stand

Watered down and poorly mixed?
Posted by: fluffy at January 23, 2018 08:01 AM (cHbmY)

If you have clients for it, yeah.

Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 08:05 AM (4u7kU)

162 Lisa Page has enough gum to share with the entire class.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2018 08:05 AM (0ogQG)

163 Is it just me, or do others get the feeling from that photo of Lisa Page that she'd be a wild date?
----------------------------------------
Wake up missing a kidney.
Posted by: fluffy at January 23, 2018 08:03 AM (cHbmY)


She's a bunny boiler.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2018 08:05 AM (Pz4pT)

164 Did comey really tweet the verse about Onan?
Is he trying to tell us something, like what happened to Onan is gonna happen to him?.

Posted by: Euro at January 23, 2018 08:05 AM (e0Ert)

165 Is it just me, or do others get the feeling from that photo of Lisa Page that she'd be a wild date?


Oh, Wiiiilllburrrrr!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 08:06 AM (oVJmc)

166 146 Polling firms are businesses. They have 2 objectives
1 Make money
2Please your client if possible

Think lemonade stand
Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 08:00 AM (4u7kU)


They are businesses indeed, but who do they cater to?

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:06 AM (mbhDw)

167 I'm not optimistic. With so many chances to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, the question in my mind is which ones will they choose. Maybe I've been around too long, but that's what I expect. (Of course Ms Graham is a big help here. Maybe he should be given the title The Turtle's Apprentice.)

BTW, what if they gave a Superbowl and nobody came?

Posted by: George LeS at January 23, 2018 08:06 AM (+TcCF)

168 164. Nope. Making fun of his being a sanctimonious wanker.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 08:06 AM (fA1SL)

169 Wasn't Onan punished for disobeying the Lord?

Posted by: JAS at January 23, 2018 08:06 AM (7JbXq)

170 Lisa Page has enough gum to share with the entire class.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2018 08:05 AM (0ogQG)

coffee....spewed

Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2018 08:06 AM (0+nbW)

171 rep. Adam Schiff (Democrat, California) says Congress cannot release the FISA memo because the American people are too stoopid to understand the four page document.

He must be right because he went to Harvard Law School. And the really smart set of voters in Hollywood and L.A. sent him to congress. So us rubes out in flyover country should be grateful he is in D.C. looking out for us.
Posted by: Case at January 23, 2018 08:03 AM (ZgKFD)

Yup. What an arrogant ass.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2018 08:06 AM (5y11N)

172 "BTW, what if they gave a Superbowl and nobody came?"

Sign me up for participating in the non-participation.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 08:07 AM (EyPfd)

173 Re: the shock poll...I'm not surprised one bit. No matter where you live -- what state, what town, there is visible, tangible proof that we're being swamped with illegals. It used to be just x, y or z cities. Not anymore. They are literally everywhere. People know. And that's one of the major reasons Trump got elected. To stop this crap. But don't expect those like Lindsay Graham and his gop-e cohorts to care one bit. They won't miss a beat in their mad pursuit of amnesty.

Again, great links, and great commentary, JJ.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 23, 2018 08:08 AM (mQ0Mc)

174 168 -
Ah, ok. I was wondering, as felonia was as a god to him, and now he's looking over his shoulder...

Posted by: Euro at January 23, 2018 08:08 AM (e0Ert)

175 Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2018 07:57 AM (y7DUB)

Would you consider doing me a favor please?. Could you just briefly flip to the "Captain Love" side of your character (which sounds like a porn name but still..... ;^) and tell me two things-yes, two- that really love and make you happy? I would enjoy hearing that

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:08 AM (8+Ozj)

176 167 I'm not optimistic. With so many chances to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, the question in my mind is which ones will they choose. Maybe I've been around too long, but that's what I expect. (Of course Ms Graham is a big help here. Maybe he should be given the title The Turtle's Apprentice.)

BTW, what if they gave a Superbowl and nobody came?
Posted by: George LeS at January 23, 2018 08:06 AM (+TcCF)



There is no way of knowing but one of my biggest fears was that PDT was going to "make deals" since that is what he does and he's not a political animal.

After a year, he has seen just how the Dems operate and how the GOP is anti his base, which means anti him.

I think and now believe PDT will do all he can with the power he has to prevent the GOP from stabbing us in the back.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:09 AM (mbhDw)

177 rep. Adam Schiff (Democrat, California) says Congress cannot release the FISA memo because the American people are too stoopid to understand the four page document.

That never stopped Schiff from releasing plenty of stuff on his own...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 08:09 AM (oVJmc)

178 175-Sorry-"that you really love..."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:09 AM (8+Ozj)

179 Sign me up for participating in the non-participation.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Can we still have Rotel Queso dip? Or is that appropriating another cultures culture? Especially the Velveeta part of it.

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 08:09 AM (8ikIW)

180 Todays 'Word of the Day" is Onanist.

Try to use it in a sentence often.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 08:09 AM (EyPfd)

181 180. You'll go mute doing that!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 08:10 AM (fA1SL)

182 Approaching a year in officzzzzZZZZzzzz

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 23, 2018 08:10 AM (r9UYA)

183 I'm still enjoying this video:

Trump: All Your Base Are Belong To Us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn9Xsmj942E

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 23, 2018 08:10 AM (oVWx5)

184 Oh, I do like that story. Especially verse 15.

"Judah, seeing her, took her for a prostitute, since her face was veiled."

Posted by: JAS at January 23, 2018 08:10 AM (7JbXq)

185 171
Yup. What an arrogant ass.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2018 08:06 AM (5y11N)


We all might infer the wrong idea that the Democrats are up to their eyeballs in high crimes and misdemeanors just because that's what the memos say.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:10 AM (mbhDw)

186 ' You'll go mute doing that! '

*Golf Clap*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 08:10 AM (EyPfd)

187 Todays 'Word of the Day" is Onanist.

Try to use it in a sentence often.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 08:09 AM (EyPfd)


If you are a potted plant in a Hollowwood exec's office, would you rather he was a pianist or an onanist?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2018 08:12 AM (Pz4pT)

188 ep. Adam Schiff (Democrat, California) says Congress cannot release the FISA memo because the American people are too stoopid to understand the four page document.


If they could put it out for the deplorables with pictures we could color, that sure would help

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 08:12 AM (8ikIW)

189 Super Bowl?

I am thinking of doing the usual guilty pleasures snack foods, but watching and doing other things instead.

Posted by: JAS at January 23, 2018 08:12 AM (7JbXq)

190 180 Todays 'Word of the Day" is Onanist.

Try to use it in a sentence often.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 08:09 AM (EyPfd)


Yoko Onanist completely atonal and insane.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:13 AM (mbhDw)

191 >>Todays 'Word of the Day" is Onanist.

I replaced the fuel filter in the RV genset yesterday. I now refer to myself as an Onanist.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 08:13 AM (r9UYA)

192 I'm more of a Conanist.

Including the lamentation of the women.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 08:13 AM (oVJmc)

193 Thanks for all the links, JJ

Those of you of a prayerful mindset, I could use arauer or three...taking teens to a concert, and I think the hall is near a reefuugeee central

Posted by: Euro at January 23, 2018 08:13 AM (e0Ert)

194 Todays 'Word of the Day" is Onanist.


My good friend Alphonso works for the Onan Company which builds generators and stuff. He's a very good mechanic and loves his job and is a fan of the Company products. Alphonso is an Onanist.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 08:13 AM (GroCc)

195 From the end of the first non-tsunami link: Rep. Gowdy said, "Either the Bureau needs to find them, or we need to have someone who has really easy access to these text messages, and it may be law enforcement."

Isn't the FBI law enforcement???

I work for the Fed Govt and it looks to me that some or all of the the FBI is totally rogue. Wray or Sessions should tell people that they will either have those messages on his desk, or a report on why they were deleted and who did it, by sundown. Tell them if they don't do it, they'll be sitting at a basement desk forever, starting tonight, and we'll get someone else to do it. And Wray and Sessions can send trusted managers to watch-over the work and bird-dog it. Bullshite if the above steps are not happening. No Civil Service rules stand in the way of orders like those.

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2018 08:13 AM (AMIL/)

196 Pence seems nice, but there is concern he would be a "company man". So for instance, the company (GOPe/ deep state, shadowy oligarchs) wants open borders, so Pence would have been soft on the shut down, buckled. Trump handled Schemer with ease, or so it appears. Trump also had to handle the GOPe.

Pence has been supportive of Trump, but rather passively. We need seven more years of Trump to take down the globalist NWO efforts, which use the illegal invasion here and in Europe to create chaos and cause burdens inside communities. Some want cheap labor usre, but at the top they want to "balkanize" and break the American spirit.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2018 08:14 AM (bT8Z4)

197 "We all might infer the wrong idea that the Democrats are up to their eyeballs in high crimes and misdemeanors just because that's what the memos say.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton"


Because we see everything in black and white, without appreciating nuance.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 23, 2018 08:14 AM (oVWx5)

198 The Horde..


Truly a national treasure.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 08:14 AM (EyPfd)

199 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 23, 2018 08:08 AM (mQ0Mc)

'Round here, 30yrs ago the only "immigrants" you'd see were in the peach orchards. Now there are fewer orchards and many more "immigrants". They're everywhere.

Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2018 08:14 AM (0+nbW)

200 173 Re: the shock poll...I'm not surprised one bit. No matter where you live -- what state, what town, there is visible, tangible proof that we're being swamped with illegals. It used to be just x, y or z cities. Not anymore. They are literally everywhere. People know. And that's one of the major reasons Trump got elected. To stop this crap. But don't expect those like Lindsay Graham and his gop-e cohorts to care one bit. They won't miss a beat in their mad pursuit of amnesty.

Again, great links, and great commentary, JJ.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 23, 2018 08:08 AM (mQ0Mc)


Goshen, Indiana. Half of the population are 'Latino, non-citizen'.

https://infogram.com/elkhart-countys-foreign-born-latino-population-rising-1gk92edzjkv3p16

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 23, 2018 08:15 AM (OtVYM)

201 Sztrok's Secret Society is a Holy Shit Headline which confirms what many of us thought.

This is a cabal, not just your ordinary conspiracy, because it worked with a small group of people across several agencies. Thus, a cabal like this needs puppeteers, and maybe one big puppeteers.

I see Podesta in this mix, and ValJar. Am I wrong?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2018 08:15 AM (pV/54)

202 Because we see everything in black and white, without appreciating nuance.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez,

Especially if it was nuance nuance

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 08:15 AM (8ikIW)

203 161 150 >>> Think lemonade stand

Watered down and poorly mixed?
Posted by: fluffy at January 23, 2018 08:01 AM (cHbmY)


One my clients when I was young was a Brazilian soccer player whose family was involved in beets and coffee beans. He explained to me that big coffee bought the best beans and the worst beans and then blended them together. Maxwell house, Folgers etal made and make a lot of money. And people seem to like it. I don't and you don't but someone does

Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 08:15 AM (4u7kU)

204
FBI=Boss Tweed

"What are you going to do about it?"

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 23, 2018 08:15 AM (3DZIZ)

205 Thanks J J for info on polls. Don't know why I was so trusting.

Posted by: Glenn John at January 23, 2018 08:15 AM (zgAdX)

206 Under Fire at January 23, 2018 08:13 AM

I haven't had coffee yet.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 08:15 AM (GroCc)

207 Would you consider doing me a favor please?. Could you just briefly flip to the "Captain Love" side of your character (which sounds like a porn name but still..... ;^) and tell me two things-yes, two- that really love and make you happy? I would enjoy hearing that
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:08 AM (8+Ozj)


My dog Teddy and craft beer. Now leave me alone.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2018 08:16 AM (y7DUB)

208
Perhaps Fen can explain the back-story of Onan. I think Catholics use it as a means to explain their negativity toward birth control.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 23, 2018 08:16 AM (2FqvZ)

209 Onanist is fine but twoanists are better!

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 23, 2018 08:16 AM (OtVYM)

210 "Adam Schiff (Democrat, California) says Congress cannot release the FISA memo because the American people are too stoopid to understand the four page document. "

Schiff: You can't handle the truth!

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2018 08:17 AM (pV/54)

211 177 rep. Adam Schiff (Democrat, California) says Congress cannot release the FISA memo because the American people are too stoopid to understand the four page document.

He's probably right. Especially his voters

Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 08:18 AM (4u7kU)

212 "Adam Schiff (Democrat, California) says Congress cannot release the FISA memo because the American people are too stoopid to understand the four page document. "

Schiff: You can't handle the truth!

Posted by: Ignoramus

It might create more questions, and then we'll be here all day

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 08:18 AM (8ikIW)

213 208 -

Not the illustrious Fen, but a traddie catholic

Yes, Onan is about the sin of defying God and self jerking.

Posted by: Euro at January 23, 2018 08:18 AM (e0Ert)

214 Now leave me alone. LOL


Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2018 08:16 AM (y7DUB)

Thanks, and I very much appreciate you not telling me that you hope I end up in hell on the barbed cock of Satan. ;^)

Have a good day!

Have a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:19 AM (8+Ozj)

215 "He's probably right. Especially his voters"

Leave his voters out of it.

He specifically said "Americans".

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 08:19 AM (EyPfd)

216 In the Military adultery and Fraternization are a no no....hum? I guess not in the FBI?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2018 08:19 AM (5y11N)

217 All the D Senators with Presidential ambitions voted to keep the shutdown going.

Meanwhile, Trump has moved the Overton window on Illegal Immigration bigly, in the other direction.

Developing ....

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2018 08:19 AM (pV/54)

218 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:19 AM (8+Ozj)

Sorry about the typo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:20 AM (8+Ozj)

219 I am embarassed that adam schiff is one of mine. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2018 08:20 AM (5y11N)

220 Have a good day!

Have a
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Woops. You okay FS?

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 08:20 AM (8ikIW)

221
No love here for the MeAgain / Hanoi Jane spat?

"A plague on both their houses" is in effect.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2018 08:20 AM (pNxlR)

222 Alex Jones is looking a little less crazy every day ain't he?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 08:20 AM (r9UYA)

223 @185. "We all might infer the wrong idea that the Democrats are up to their eyeballs in high crimes and misdemeanors just because that's what the memos say."-J.J. Sefton

Maybe we cannot appreciate the form or style of writing or maybe the nuance........?
Well, lets just leave it to our betters to tell us what we need to know.

Posted by: Case at January 23, 2018 08:20 AM (ZgKFD)

224 201. Not necessarily. Think of the bureaucratic equivalent of Operation Werwolf - leaderless groups of stay-behind partisans.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 08:20 AM (fA1SL)

225 Posted by: Euro at January 23, 2018 08:18 AM (e0Ert)

yes; They were also surrounded by cultures that wanted to kill them off. and with high infant mortality They needed all the offspring they could get,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:21 AM (8+Ozj)

226 >.Saw some poll last night on FOX NEWS that claimed 71percent of Americans
want dreamers to stay here. Maybe a Quinnipiac poll. I'm confused.



The MSM has been covering for the DACA activists, bigly. They have gotten bolder over the past few months, such as with breaking in to Schumer's and McConnell's DC offices and refusing to leave, as well as yesterday's blocking of the Disney entrance. If people saw them, heard their demands - and the demands of their parent who created this mess, I would guess people would be far less sympathetic. Same goes if the news reported on the "dreamers" who break the law, which apparently is more than double the crime rate of US citizens in their age group.

And as a rule MSM and politicians intentionally compartmentalize these groups. They'll pitch immigration based on sob stories about people who just want a chance at the good life in America, but then never let you see how this impacts other pet causes like homelessness and pollution/environmental concerns. DO they ever talk about the hideous destruction along our southern border due to the waste the immigrants leave in their wake? Do they ever talk about the waste and disease at the homeless camps? Do they ever talk about how the millions of immigrants effects housing and resources like water in California? No. That's how they get higher poll numbers, by keep the narrative clean from any consequences of what they're pushing.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 08:21 AM (W+vEI)

227 Thanks, and I very much appreciate you not telling me that you hope I end up in hell on the barbed cock of Satan. ;^)

If that's your thing ... who am I to judge ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 23, 2018 08:21 AM (XGrlW)

228
Dirty Books? Aisle 17 - a limerick

If a deadly sperm buildup you're carryin'
And you haven't got time to be marryin'
If you need something to read
And a place to spill your seed
I suggest you go ask Onan, the librarian

Posted by: Muldoon at January 23, 2018 08:21 AM (wPiJc)

229 203 Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 08:15 AM (4u7kU)


Your lemonade stand analogy is flawed. Polls are indeed intended to shape public opinion and not necessarily reflect it. And since they are a business that thrives both on money and the perception of credibility, they usually are much more accurate as an election draws nearer.

That said, last year, except maybe for the LA Times, every major pollster predicted Hillary in a landslide. Now, you can argue that it is because they were blind to their bias or they were consciously biased or even both. But they most certainly want an outcome and will do whatever they can to either weight the poll they way they want or phrase questions in such a way as to force people to answer them that yields the desire result.

Look at the media. They too are a business and yet the NFL, the network news and motion pictures are losing money and credibility like never before.

And yet, they persist. How's that for a lemonade stand?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:21 AM (mbhDw)

230 How did Claire McCaskill rise above the level of town school board. She's seriously stupid.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2018 08:22 AM (pV/54)

231 'Not necessarily. Think of the bureaucratic equivalent of Operation Werwolf -'

You know who else had an Operation Werewolf?



Oh wait...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 08:22 AM (EyPfd)

232 Peter Strzok and his adulterous girlfriend and colleague Lisa Page evidently spoke of setting up some sort of "secret society" the day after Trump's election

They would have probably called it Dumbledore's Army or some Hogwarts related shite.

The Left loves that book

Posted by: McCool at January 23, 2018 08:22 AM (WXSv6)

233 I'm no expert, but I saw one report of a tsunami after a 7.0 earthquake. There are other factors, like what kind of shifting happens in the quake, and the positioning of the plates the shake ... distance from shore ... there's probably a good online quick video that explains it all.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2018 08:23 AM (bT8Z4)

234 Adam Schiff (Democrat, California) says Congress cannot release the FISA memo because the American people are too stoopid to understand the four page document.

--

Yes, you silly rubes. Only people like Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Ignoramus) have what it takes to understand the complexities of the memo.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 23, 2018 08:23 AM (mQ0Mc)

235
212 "Adam Schiff (Democrat, California) says Congress cannot release the FISA memo because the American people are too stoopid to understand the four page document. "


He needs to lure Chris "Little" Cuomo away from the MFM to become his spokesjerk. Remember how Chrissy deemed parts of the Wikileaks releases off limits to anyone but cooper smart "journalists" like himself?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2018 08:23 AM (pNxlR)

236 We all might infer the wrong idea that the Democrats are up to their eyeballs in high crimes and misdemeanors just because that's what the memos say.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:10 AM (mbhDw)

You've been around too long to believe this. You must know it's not a crime if a Democrat does it.

Posted by: George LeS at January 23, 2018 08:23 AM (+TcCF)

237 >.Saw some poll last night on FOX NEWS that claimed 71percent of Americans
want dreamers to stay here. Maybe a Quinnipiac poll. I'm confused.

Funded by American Crossroads?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 08:24 AM (r9UYA)

238 230 How did Claire McCaskill rise above the level of town school board. She's seriously stupid.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2018 08:22 AM (pV/54)


"Beats the shit out of me."

- - Todd Akin

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:24 AM (mbhDw)

239 Yes, you silly rubes. Only people like Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Ignoramus) have what it takes to understand the complexities of the memo.
Posted by: Lady in Black

They won't let her read it herself. She'll have so many paper cuts, she'll have to go on IR.

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 08:24 AM (8ikIW)

240
s it just me, or do others get the feeling from that photo of Lisa Page that she'd be a wild date?

Posted by: Michael Hazz
_________________

You know who's a wild date?

This gal.....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 23, 2018 08:24 AM (mPeei)

241 Lisa Page is all gums.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 23, 2018 08:25 AM (mQ0Mc)

242 Democrats were encouraged by President Trump's low approval ratings and penchant for off-message tweeting and the Republicans' zero batting average in past shutdown fights

This, mostly.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2018 08:25 AM (ul9CR)

243 osted by: ScoggDog at January 23, 2018 08:21 AM (XGrlW)

LOL

Somebody above wants that to happen to Comey. I never think about Satan's upright penis and who's going to be impaled on it, unless someone mentions it here. In fact, i don't think I ever heard about that before I ended up here. ;^) That theology wasn't covered in seminary, but if you enjoy it Scoggy, who am I to judge? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:25 AM (8+Ozj)

244 241 Lisa Page is all gums.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 23, 2018 08:25 AM (mQ0Mc)


With Debbie Wasserman-Test's hair.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:25 AM (mbhDw)

245 IIRC that Japanese tsunami was big because the shock waves from the earthquake ran up a narrow bay, which concentrated and even amplified the force, instead of just dissipating out to sea.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2018 08:25 AM (pV/54)

246 To understand Tsunami you need to consult with Dr. Freud and his 'displacement' theory.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 08:26 AM (GroCc)

247 My dog Teddy and craft beer. Now leave me alone.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2018 08:16 AM (y7DUB)
What about the Horde?

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 23, 2018 08:26 AM (mqcyG)

248 Strzok and Gumsby sittin' in a tree
G-u-m-m-i-n-g

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2018 08:26 AM (ul9CR)

249 Proposal - the texts between these two love birds should be released, in dribs and drabs. But only the 'fun' stuff at first. Say, a few 'fun' ones, then some incriminating ones, then 'fun' again. Maximize humiliation and public interest in the underlying events.
Wiki leaks, get on this!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 08:26 AM (fA1SL)

250 "Lisa Page is all gums. "


That's an extra $5.00.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 08:27 AM (EyPfd)

251 213 208 -

Not the illustrious Fen, but a traddie catholic

Yes, Onan is about the sin of defying God and self jerking.
Posted by: Euro at January 23, 2018 08:18 AM (e0Ert)

Good thing I'm not Catholic. Onan got whomped because he was supposed to impregnate his brother's widow and literally pulled out at the last second. It's not like he was alone in his tent jerking it to Hebrew Hottie magazine.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 08:27 AM (NWiLs)

252 What about the Horde?
Posted by: WeBoned!

Probably more of a "like like"

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 08:27 AM (8ikIW)

253 245 IIRC that Japanese tsunami was big because the shock waves from the earthquake ran up a narrow bay, which concentrated and even amplified the force, instead of just dissipating out to sea.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2018 08:25 AM (pV/54)


The Canadian Pacific coast seems to have similar, award-winning Slotty Bartfarst-ike fjords and craggy bits that might cause the same effect.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:27 AM (mbhDw)

254 In fact, indications are that Americans of black and even Latino heritage are solidly anti-Amnesty

Well, who do you think are most threatened by the immigrants? They see it in their communities every day.

The GOP running away from this issue (lest they be called ra-a-a-acists) has got to be one of the biggest political miscalculations of all time. I posit that at least half of the "minority vote" was available for the picking if you could get their kids employed. Only Leftist (and GOP-e, I guess) think in terms if identity politics. Fools. Fools the lot of 'em.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 23, 2018 08:27 AM (3NjrP)

255 Someone needs to ask Mueller what led him to put so many members of the 'Secret Society' on his Hit Squad.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 08:27 AM (oVJmc)

256 Strzok's wife must look like Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 08:27 AM (r9UYA)

257 The good news? They found the 50,000 Strzok-Page texts.

The bad news? 48,000 of them go something like this:


Strzok: You hang up first.

Page: Giggle. No, YOU hang up first.

Strzok: Giggle. No, YOU hang up first.

Page: No, silly, YOU hang up first...

Posted by: Muldoon at January 23, 2018 08:28 AM (wPiJc)

258 256 Strzok's wife must look like Lena Dunham.

Either that or Gumsby can suck the chrome off a doorknob.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2018 08:28 AM (ul9CR)

259 247 My dog Teddy and craft beer. Now leave me alone.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2018 08:16 AM (y7DUB)
What about the Horde?
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 23, 2018 08:26 AM (mqcyG)

That's three. Teddy, craft beer, the Horde and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 08:28 AM (NWiLs)

260 It's deliciously ironic that the term secret society is the one being thrown around, since JFK specifically warned us of the pernicious influences of secret societies...

And here we've got one with its hands directly on the levers of power.

They've played themselves in a huge way.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 23, 2018 08:28 AM (J+mig)

261 Insurance Policy..

Wouldn't that imply something nefarious going on?

If that was a novel, it would be a cross between Jack Reacher and Jack Ryan book.

Posted by: Blanco at January 23, 2018 08:29 AM (QGdDN)

262 258 256 Strzok's wife must look like Lena Dunham.

Either that or Gumsby can suck the chrome off a doorknob.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?

and she likes it in the shithole

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 23, 2018 08:29 AM (FZYNt)

263 254 Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 23, 2018 08:27 AM (3NjrP)

I think PDT knows this and he is going to run solidly to them and with that message. Potential game-changer if he can finally explode the Democrat myth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:29 AM (mbhDw)

264 247 & 252. To paraphrase Moe Sizlac, 'He's more of a well-wisher in that he doesn't wish us any specific harm.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 08:29 AM (fA1SL)

265 >>255 Someone needs to ask Mueller what led him to put so many members of the 'Secret Society' on his Hit Squad.

Yes. I agree.

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 23, 2018 08:29 AM (r9UYA)

266 Someone needs to ask Mueller what led him to put so many members of the 'Secret Society' on his Hit Squad.

--

Claims that Strzok and Page "misspoke" in 4..3..2..

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 23, 2018 08:29 AM (mQ0Mc)

267 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 23, 2018 08:30 AM (ZQfW9)

268 Claims that Strzok and Page "misspoke" in 4..3..2..
Posted by: Lady in Black

Exchanging recipes and yoga poses

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 08:30 AM (8ikIW)

269 Y'know what, winning a shutdown for once feels good, doesn't it. Real good. Still not tired of the winning.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2018 08:30 AM (ul9CR)

270 Someone get the damn memo to WikiLeaks already.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 23, 2018 08:31 AM (J+mig)

271 256 Strzok's wife must look like Lena Dunham.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 08:27 AM (r9UYA)


So a dame resembling a gummy mole rat is a step up...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:31 AM (mbhDw)

272 Well, today is the day. I have a one-on-one meeting with my boss this afternoon where I'll find out whether or not I'll still be employed with the company. I can really use some prayers.

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2018 08:31 AM (7HtZB)

273 Call Schiff's urologist, he finally got his leaking problem under control.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 08:32 AM (oVJmc)

274 No love here for the MeAgain / Hanoi Jane spat?

"A plague on both their houses" is in effect.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2018 08:20 AM (pNxlR)


It's hard to find a sympathetic character between two pampered self centered whores, but Barbarella gets major demerits for letting that disgusting mental case, Rosie O'besity, waddle to her defense with her typically ignorant utterances.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2018 08:32 AM (y7DUB)

275 272 Well, today is the day. I have a one-on-one meeting with my boss this afternoon where I'll find out whether or not I'll still be employed with the company. I can really use some prayers.
Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2018 08:31 AM (7HtZB)


May you be retained. And may the good Lord provide you with opportunities no matter what happens.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:32 AM (mbhDw)

276 272 Well, today is the day. I have a one-on-one meeting with my boss this afternoon where I'll find out whether or not I'll still be employed with the company. I can really use some prayers.
Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2018 08:31 AM (7HtZB)

You got it. That's nerve-wracking shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 08:33 AM (NWiLs)

277 "Not necessarily. Think of the bureaucratic equivalent of Operation Werwolf - leaderless groups of stay-behind partisans."

There's that too. But in this cabal there's co-ordinated action across agencies. e.g., Ohr's wife worked for Fusion, letting her communicate with Ohr (and giving cover for the Ohr household getting a bribe). Sztrok is the cutout used by everyone for beauracratic wet work.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2018 08:33 AM (pV/54)

278 @270 Someone get the damn memo to WikiLeaks already.

Yeah, I want to know what the a**wipes are hiding.

Posted by: Case at January 23, 2018 08:33 AM (ZgKFD)

279 the Strzok/Page Secret Society should all be indicted/convicted/incarcerated. That may be why all the messages disappeared ... it would expose the whole shadow group, and make it clear to the general public what "deep state" is really doing to our republic.

I'd heard they (or others of the nefarious resisters) were putting encryption programs on their devices so they could avoid detection, heard this again recently, and now hear they are using burner phones ... like the drug dealers. yeah ... nothing corrupt there at all.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2018 08:34 AM (bT8Z4)

280 Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 23, 2018 08:10 AM (oVWx5)

I lost it at the "Wall of Dreams" one.

Posted by: GMan (My kingdom for 10 feet of rope and some torches) at January 23, 2018 08:35 AM (sxq57)

281 I was giving the cliffs notes, Insomniac. And Fen fleshed it out. Nookie is for making babies, God told Onan to make a baby, and Onan refused to make one that would be considered his brother's spawn instead of his. Hence, struck down by God for refusal to comply. I'm vaguely remember something about going blind in relation to Onan from relig class long ago...but Fen is here so I'll be nice

Posted by: Euro at January 23, 2018 08:35 AM (e0Ert)

282 :So we've recently seen the video of homeless camps
that stretch along roads in LA, SF and now near Disney - who lives in
these homeless camps?
I honestly don't know.



Posted by: Lizzy"

On a trip to Oregon a couple years ago I become acquainted with the homeless problem there. Everywhere we went there seemed to be large numbers of what seemed to be mostly healthy, young and white people panhandling, often in groups. It seemed almost cultist and I got the feeling it was all very voluntary, or at least there was no effort or desire made to change their situation.

It really detracted from the place and became quite annoying after a few days. Especially their attitude and signs that constantly implied I had some moral obligation to help support their lifestyle choice. My wife was appalled and said she would never consider moving there, which were were before the visit.

Posted by: Ripley at January 23, 2018 08:35 AM (MxEKc)

283 josephistan at January 23, 2018 08:31 AM

Good luck to you.

Getting fired isn't that big a deal. I've been fired lots of times. Don't let the bastards hold that sword over your head. Find something better. It is easier to get a better job if you already have a good job.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 08:35 AM (GroCc)

284
An article in which the security risks posed by Strzok and Page is discussed, aw well as a picture of Strzok's spouse is here:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9d4dlte

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2018 08:36 AM (pNxlR)

285 Prayers to you, josephistan. Hoping it all works out in your favor. We're going through that at Chez Black, too, with Mr. Black not knowing if his position will be here in 2018 or if he'll be shipped out to AZ while I stay here in SC. Or, if they'll let him go altogether. You see, the giant insurance co. he works for hired "consultants." And those "consultants" rearrange the deck chairs every 2-3 years, leaving people to worry if they'll be transitioned out or hang on for another 2 years by the skin of their teeth. Until the next reorganization comes.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 23, 2018 08:36 AM (mQ0Mc)

286 >>I'd heard they (or others of the nefarious resisters) were putting
encryption programs on their devices so they could avoid detection,
heard this again recently, and now hear they are using burner phones ...
like the drug dealers. yeah ... nothing corrupt there at all.




"I know, right? Over."

-- Nellie Ohr, recent HAM radio enthusiast

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 08:36 AM (W+vEI)

287 josephistan at January 23, 2018 08:31 AM

Hence one of my favorite sayings ...

... I was lookin' for a job when I found this one.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 23, 2018 08:36 AM (QSnbM)

288 NFL boycott over Pats game highest rated of the year
PA must redo congressional districts probably giving the Dems an additional 4 seats

Posted by: Yeah at January 23, 2018 08:36 AM (YuSIt)

289 Trump tweets:
In one of the biggest stories in a long time, the FBI now says it is missing five months worth of lovers Strzok-Page texts, perhaps 50,000, and all in prime time. Wow!

Can MSM ignore this

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2018 08:37 AM (pV/54)

290 My theory is that the Dems are so heavily invested in importing replacement voters because they would like nothing more than to cut loose the Congressional Black Caucus.

There is so much stupidity and corruption in their ranks that it has GOT to exhausting defending them.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 23, 2018 08:37 AM (+Tibp)

291 Sending prayers, josephistan!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 08:37 AM (W+vEI)

292 284. Lord! The mistress looks like a shambling revenant.....the wife at least looks to be in reasonable health.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 08:38 AM (fA1SL)

293 Be sure to read my newest column, Trump Presidency So far is More Farce Than Tragedy. I quote David Frum's new book extensively.

Posted by: Ross Douchehat at January 23, 2018 08:39 AM (SkuXa)

294 NFL boycotted the Pats? Man, I am so sheltered.

Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2018 08:40 AM (0+nbW)

295 Y'know what, winning a shutdown for once feels good, doesn't it. Real good. Still not tired of the winning.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2018 08:30 AM (ul9CR)


The GOP won the last shutdown too; they were just too fucking clueless to know it. Regular citizens were appalled at the underhanded shit Cock Curious did to make things as difficult as possible.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2018 08:40 AM (y7DUB)

296 162 Lisa Page has enough gum to share with the entire class.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2018 08:05 AM (0ogQG)

Thread Winner !

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 08:40 AM (gs8be)

297 289 Trump tweets:
In one of the biggest stories in a long time, the FBI now says it is missing five months worth of lovers Strzok-Page texts, perhaps 50,000, and all in prime time. Wow!

Can MSM ignore this
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2018 08:37 AM (pV/54)


I cannot imagine only two people generating all that traffic. This whole thing is gigantic, and truly frightening in its implications.

Has President Trump seen the memos? Is he allowed to and are they preventing him from seeing them?

The world wonders...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:40 AM (mbhDw)

298 osted by: josephistan at January 23, 2018 08:31 AM (7HtZB)

Will pray for you. That sounds very stressful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:40 AM (8+Ozj)

299 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:21 AM (mbhDw)


You are comparing the lemonade stand to the Sports team.
The lemonade stand is the parking attendants. The people inside of the movie biz are the lemonade stand. The pollsters are the lemonade stand not the media. Those are clients.

Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 08:41 AM (4u7kU)

300 The GOP won the last shutdown too; they were just too fucking clueless to know it. Regular citizens were appalled at the underhanded shit Cock Curious did to make things as difficult as possible.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2018 08:40 AM (y7DUB)


The curious actions of the GOPe become pretty easy to understand and predict ... if you start from the premise that they mostly agree with the Democrats.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 23, 2018 08:41 AM (QSnbM)

301 'Regular citizens were appalled at the underhanded shit Cock Curious did to make things as difficult as possible.'

This shutdown was more along the lines of "Just because we can't govern, doesn't mean we take it out on our citizens"

And I think a lot of people noticed the difference.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 08:41 AM (EyPfd)

302 Secret Society? You mean with like buttplugs and cat o'nine tails?

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 23, 2018 08:42 AM (2Mnv1)

303 Will pray for you. That sounds very stressful.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:40 AM (8+Ozj)


Could be worse ... he could be finding out for today if he's got a date with the barbed cock of Satan.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 23, 2018 08:42 AM (QSnbM)

304 The curious actions of the GOPe become pretty easy to understand and predict ... if you start from the premise that they mostly agree with the Democrats.

---

I've always assumed that the GOP is afraid of the news media.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 08:42 AM (GroCc)

305 302 Secret Society? You mean with like buttplugs and cat o'nine tails?

*hic* *shart* *cackle*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton

can we haz pizza too?

Posted by: John Podesta at January 23, 2018 08:42 AM (FZYNt)

306
NFL boycotted the Pats? Man, I am so sheltered.

Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2018 08:40 AM (0+nbW)


I don't know what language the trool speaks. It bears some resemblance to English if repeatedly passed through some Google Hungarian > English filter.

I don't think Soros is getting good value for his money.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 23, 2018 08:43 AM (2FqvZ)

307 299 Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 08:41 AM (4u7kU)

I stand by my original statement, to wit, polls are intended to shape public opinion and not reflect it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:43 AM (mbhDw)

308 Pretty sure it's illegal to let regular people read the memo.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at January 23, 2018 08:43 AM (gs8be)

309 >>Has President Trump seen the memos? Is he allowed to and are they preventing him from seeing them?

I suspect he learned what is described in the memo way back when NSA chief Mike Rogers visited him at his Trump Towers campaign/transition HQ after the election, and this is what informed his March 2017 'Obama admin was "tapping" me' tweets.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 08:43 AM (W+vEI)

310 My dog Teddy and craft beer. Now leave me alone.

Michael Savage, is that you ?

Posted by: McCool at January 23, 2018 08:44 AM (WXSv6)

311 "My theory is that the Dems are so heavily invested
in importing replacement voters because they would like nothing more
than to cut loose the Congressional Black Caucus.



Posted by: Chuck Schumer"

Also. blacks for the most part stick to the big cities, except for some areas of the south, so they are no help to the Dems outside those areas.. The illegals have been much more willing to spread across small towns and rural areas, perhaps because many come from remote area as well. Plus jobs in agriculture. The illegal invasion is just the army the Dems need to flood rural Red districts.

Posted by: Ripley at January 23, 2018 08:45 AM (MxEKc)

312 310. I had the same thought - but didn't want to spook him if was right.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 08:45 AM (fA1SL)

313 Am I the only one who doesn't care about the alleged Strzok/Page affair?

I only care about how they killed the Hillary email investigation and were actively attempting to illegally oust an elected/sitting president. The affair is a squirrel.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 08:47 AM (W+vEI)

314 Trump! 17 minutes ago...

Nobody knows for sure that the Republicans & Democrats will be able to reach a deal on DACA by February 8, but everyone will be trying....with a big additional focus put on Military Strength and Border Security. The Dems have just learned that a Shutdown is not the answer!

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 08:47 AM (8ikIW)

315 Strzok's wife must look like Lena Dunham.

Either that or Gumsby can suck the chrome off a doorknob.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?

and she likes it in the shithole
Posted by: Rick in SK



She likes doing it in Tijuana?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2018 08:47 AM (4dbPD)

316 She likes doing it in Tijuana?
Posted by: rickb223

Jersey

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 23, 2018 08:48 AM (FZYNt)

317 I've always assumed that the GOP is afraid of the news media.
Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 08:42 AM (GroCc)


I used to think so ...

... but they're never scared to defend lowering top marginal tax rates or capital gains rates against the media.

.... never scared to defend increased military spending against the media.

... never scared to defend increased domestic police against the media.

I started clueing in on what they "were" scared to stand up to the media for. Curiously - it was always the topics they were most eager to "compromise" on - even when they had no tactical reason to do so.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 23, 2018 08:48 AM (QSnbM)

318 311 Posted by: Ripley at January 23, 2018 08:45 AM (MxEKc)


Before 1965 and Roe v Wade, the black population was on track to be at least a third of the entire US population by 2000. Today it is not quite 17%, and falling.

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:48 AM (mbhDw)

319 She likes doing it in Tijuana?
Posted by: rickb223

Kiss me where I've never been kissed before.

The Kitchen?

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 08:48 AM (8ikIW)

320 266
Someone needs to ask Mueller what led him to put so many members of the 'Secret Society' on his Hit Squad.



--



Claims that Strzok and Page "misspoke" in 4..3..2..

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 23, 2018 08:29 AM (mQ0Mc)



Howling rage would be in 3 inch font at the top of all the newspapers and MSM news scrolls if Republican operatives had said "Let's form a Secret Society " to F up the new president and take him down, and then it was revealed that they actually took conrete, documented steps to do that, and then started deleting communications that showed they were doing it.

I mean WTF? Are there any Dems in congress that find this a wee bit unnerving and banana republic like? Are there Dems that are frightened by the precedent? Do any of these people think that the power to do this will not one day be swung around and aimed at them? Do they really want to be under the boot of these rogue agents? Cause lets face it, Bernie, Liawatha, and other low tier (Low T) Dems are on the block too, whether they know it or not. Everyone but the Clintons and Obama can be sacrificed.

But Bernie an Liawatha would have to move to the right and make peace with some of the centrist republicans to do that. Would they lose their seats as a result? Maybe. They are old too and I don't think they give a shit about anything more than 18 months out at any given moment.


But if some Low T Dem with a future not tied to the "Marxist Rage Machine" started to paint the picture that there is an out of control faction deep inside the DOJ and FBI that harms Dems and Reps alike in the long run, then maybe they could thread the needle. Someone is losing the democrat civil war and I don't think the winners win moving hard left. The Overton Window is shifting right, which is something I never thought I'd say.
Cuthbert Out


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 23, 2018 08:48 AM (ymnmz)

321 She likes doing it in Tijuana?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2018 08:47 AM (4dbPD)

LOL. Well done.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:48 AM (8+Ozj)

322 Obamacare is not fueling the opioid crisis... lax border security is. The "crisis" and increased death rate is being caused by knock-off fentanyl from China and Mexico that is being mixed with heroin and other street drugs.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 23, 2018 08:48 AM (FTXAT)

323 Am I the only one who doesn't care about the alleged Strzok/Page affair?

---

I only care that they are still employed by the federal government.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 08:49 AM (GroCc)

324 297 289 Trump tweets:
In one of the biggest stories in a long time, the FBI now says it is missing five months worth of lovers Strzok-Page texts, perhaps 50,000, and all in prime time. Wow!

Can MSM ignore this
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2018 08:37 AM (pV/54)


I cannot imagine only two people generating all that traffic. This whole thing is gigantic, and truly frightening in its implications.

Has President Trump seen the memos? Is he allowed to and are they preventing him from seeing them?

The world wonders...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:40 AM (mbhDw)

It would be amazing if he announced the arrests during the SOTU.

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2018 08:49 AM (7HtZB)

325 Jersey
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 23, 2018 08:48 AM (FZYNt)

I like doing it in Jersey but I'm not in the FBI or cheating it on my spouse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:49 AM (8+Ozj)

326 272 Well, today is the day. I have a one-on-one meeting with my boss this afternoon where I'll find out whether or not I'll still be employed with the company. I can really use some prayers.
Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2018 08:31 AM (7HtZB)

You got 'em. Been there done that. You get up, smile, and always be positive no matter what and if a new job is in order, you'll find it and it will find you.

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 08:50 AM (gs8be)

327 I like doing it in Jersey but I'm not in the FBI or cheating it on my spouse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:49 AM (8+Ozj)


Your submission has been rejected.

Posted by: Penthouse Letters at January 23, 2018 08:50 AM (2FqvZ)

328 Am I the only one who doesn't care about the alleged Strzok/Page affair?

My concern wasn't that Adolf was banging Eva, no.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 08:51 AM (oVJmc)

329 I like doing it in Jersey...
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Kinky

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 08:51 AM (8ikIW)

330 313 Am I the only one who doesn't care about the alleged Strzok/Page affair?

No, there are at least two of us.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 23, 2018 08:51 AM (kUmUV)

331 318 311 Posted by: Ripley at January 23, 2018 08:45 AM (MxEKc)


Before 1965 and Roe v Wade, the black population was on track to be at least a third of the entire US population by 2000. Today it is not quite 17%, and falling.

QED.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:48 AM (mbhDw)



And another big reason why Teddy Kennedy (may he rot in Hell) pushed for open borders is because as America changed and blacks gradually became more and more economically independent and integrated into American society, the Democrats would lose a huge constituency.

So, keep blacks beholden to Uncle Sugar and the Democrats with welfare and by destroying the family and then replace them with third-world-shitholers as the compassion of the Great Society kills off black America.

Evil, straight up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:51 AM (mbhDw)

332 I only care about how they killed the Hillary email
investigation and were actively attempting to illegally oust an
elected/sitting president. The affair is a squirrel. Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 08:47 AM (W+vEI)
=====

The problem as I see it is the majority of the US would be fired with workplace involvements. Too much of a problem. DC elites apparently play changing bedrooms a lot on the taxpayer's dime..

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 23, 2018 08:51 AM (MIKMs)

333 Donald Trump has so many people who hate him.

Continue to pray for wisdom for him and safety

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 08:51 AM (8+Ozj)

334 272 Well, today is the day. I have a one-on-one meeting with my boss
this afternoon where I'll find out whether or not I'll still be employed
with the company. I can really use some prayers.

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2018 08:31 AM (7HtZB)


Prayers up.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 23, 2018 08:52 AM (FTXAT)

335 313 Am I the only one who doesn't care about the alleged Strzok/Page affair?

Personally, I don't care. But it is fun rubbing the left's noses in it. The affair angle lends an extra tawdriness to the nefarious actions of the Deep State that helps with the narrative.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2018 08:52 AM (ul9CR)

336 >>>Six Words the Left Twists to Silence You

George Carlin had several monologues about how language was controlled/distorted in order to manipulate people. I wonder what he would have made of these times. He made obnoxious liberal pronouncements, but I'd still classify him as more of a libertarian. He would not be able to say most of the things he said in today's environment.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 08:52 AM (/qEW2)

337 best link in the pizza terrorist link

The consistent thing about Islamic terrorists who live to kill is that they just arent very good cooks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2018 08:52 AM (BtQd4)

338 I stand by my original statement, to wit, polls are intended to shape public opinion and not reflect it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:43 AM (mbhDw)

While I agree with the above, my analogy is based on the fact that pollsters are there to make money, a lot of money and please a client if possible. Nothing more.
What's the point of a lemonade stand ??
The pollsters look at the media like Hollywood looks at rich Arabs and other throne sniffers.

Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 08:52 AM (4u7kU)

339 319 She likes doing it in Tijuana?
Posted by: rickb223

Kiss me where I've never been kissed before.

The Kitchen?
Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 08:48 AM (8ikIW)


"My wife tells me to kiss her where it stinks. So, I drove her to Secaucus and kissed her!"

- - Rodney Dangerfield

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:52 AM (mbhDw)

340 ScoggDog at January 23, 2018 08:48 AM

Whenever I see a Republican politician defending those sacred principles; tax cuts, strong military, and so forth, I always assumed it was 'lip service'. Now commonly called 'virtue signaling'.

Especially when getting that politician to actually vote for those sacred principles also required some sort of payoff.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 08:53 AM (GroCc)

341 Schiff says the memo is just Republican talking points and that it won't give the real story, just spin.

But what I hear is that these are direct data, classified (but not revealing much, and could be revealed). So the memo is not drafted talking points, it is the direct documents of the FBI (or whomever) pulled from their internal files.

(at the 1:00 mark in this with Ralph Norman, Repub from SC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el6UYvmpCkc

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2018 08:54 AM (bT8Z4)

342 338 Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 08:52 AM (4u7kU)


I think I spotted the point of contention; agreed that they exist to make money, but as I state, from those who want a preordained outcome. And since most pollsters are of that political bent, they are more than willing to do just that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:54 AM (mbhDw)

343 >>>Greenfield: The Pizza Jihad

They served ... Hawaiian pizza?1?!? Doesn't that contain ham? Or can I get pepperoni? Maybe it's on the menu, but if you order it, you get beheaded.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 08:55 AM (/qEW2)

344 313 Am I the only one who doesn't care about the alleged Strzok/Page affair?

I only care about how they killed the Hillary email investigation and were actively attempting to illegally oust an elected/sitting president. The affair is a squirrel.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 08:47 AM (W+vEI)

6.0 !

Posted by: East German judge at January 23, 2018 08:55 AM (gs8be)

345 I've always assumed that the GOP is afraid of the news media.
Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 08:42 AM (GroCc)


That's why DJT is such a refreshing change. Even if you ignore the stench of RINO that permeated both of the Bushes, they appeared extremely uncomfortable dealing with pressers and fuckhead Rove didn't see anything wrong with that so the MFM got to create the narrative. Mutt Rombley looked like a nervous Ward Cleaver in front of the camera, like he discovered Eddie Haskell put a turd in his pocket and he's hoping nobody can smell it before he gets offstage.

Trump relishes pointing out how dumb those idiots are and they prove it constantly by pushing back when they've got nothing. I honestly was afraid that something like this would never happen and the country would get flushed down the shitter.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2018 08:55 AM (y7DUB)

346 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2018 08:36 AM

Dear Lord! The mistress looks even worse in that photo and the wife looks like a tranny. I don't want to be mean, everyone can take a bad picture, but...

Posted by: cfo mom at January 23, 2018 08:56 AM (RfzVr)

347 329 I like doing it in Jersey...
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Kinky
Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 08:51 AM (8ikIW)

Virginia is for lovers, New Jersey is for masochists

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2018 08:56 AM (7HtZB)

348 "While I agree with the above, my analogy is based on the fact that pollsters are there to make money, a lot of money and please a client if possible. Nothing more. "

For some pollsters, I would agree with you.

For some, I believe the manipulation of public opinion is their true primary mission.


And I wouldn't be surprised to find that they are supported by like minded customers, willing to provide operating funds in order to shape that opinion.

For example...George Soros, and his billions.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 08:56 AM (EyPfd)

349 341 Schiff says the memo is just Republican talking points and that it won't give the real story, just spin.

But what I hear is that these are direct data, classified (but not revealing much, and could be revealed). So the memo is not drafted talking points, it is the direct documents of the FBI (or whomever) pulled from their internal files.

(at the 1:00 mark in this with Ralph Norman, Repub from SC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el6UYvmpCkc
Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2018 08:54 AM (bT8Z4)


Schiff saying the memos are just GOP talking points is like John Gotti saying the stuff they said on government wiretaps are just Rudy Giuliani's talking points.

That needle-docked cocksucker deserves a knuckle sandwich.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:56 AM (mbhDw)

350 330
313 Am I the only one who doesn't care about the alleged Strzok/Page affair?



No, there are at least two of us.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 23, 2018 08:51 AM (kUmUV)
Bill Clinton Cheats on his wife nobody cares, cause he can't be blackmailed into anything. I's good to be the king.


Low level flunkies having a workplace romance cheating on their spouse's (one of which had kids I think) Subject to blackmail and pressure.
I f-ing care. Workplace romance ....your fired. Not fired? Oh surprise they were the ones willing to pull the trigger on a coup of the newly elected president.

They were compromised by their affair. It's material and the Dem's should be made to won it like any Rep would be made to. Fire the shit out of anyone doing the same.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 23, 2018 08:56 AM (ymnmz)

351 Axios headline : Trump 'seizes' on FBI texts.

http://tinyurl.com/yb8wx7tg


I thought the style guide was 'pounced'

Posted by: McCool at January 23, 2018 08:57 AM (WXSv6)

352 The Strzok/Page affair - ya just know whatever nefarious shit they were up to added a certain frisson to their shtupping, even as their shtupping added a certain extra element of dedication to their nefarious shit-doing.
These things are related by the simple facts of human nature. See George Costanza and pastrami.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 08:57 AM (fA1SL)

353 6 Words
Tolerance
Use to mean look the other way or ignore. Now it means you must bathe in my glorious sins and promote my vilest thoughts.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2018 08:57 AM (BtQd4)

354 313 Am I the only one who doesn't care about the alleged Strzok/Page affair?



I only care about how they killed the Hillary email investigation
and were actively attempting to illegally oust an elected/sitting
president. The affair is a squirrel.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 08:47 AM (W+vEI)



I agree... I will say though that the texts wouldn't have been quite so open about their bias without the level of (often unjustified) comfort that intimacy brings.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 23, 2018 08:57 AM (FTXAT)

355 "Axios headline : Trump 'seizes' on FBI texts.

http://tinyurl.com/yb8wx7tg


I thought the style guide was 'pounced'


No shit.

Seized' is what Hillary did on 9-11.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 08:58 AM (EyPfd)

356 Am I the only one who doesn't care about the alleged Strzok/Page affair?

No, there are at least two of us.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 23, 2018 08:51 AM (kUmUV)


... and that's why Republicans lose.

This is a street-fight. You take any advantage you can get ... including using this affair against those two.

"Fairness" is a luxury that just can't be afforded right now.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 23, 2018 08:58 AM (QSnbM)

357 335 313 Am I the only one who doesn't care about the alleged Strzok/Page affair?

Personally, I don't care. But it is fun rubbing the left's noses in it. The affair angle lends an extra tawdriness to the nefarious actions of the Deep State that helps with the narrative.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2018 08:52 AM (ul9CR)

I care to the extent it compromised both of them.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 08:59 AM (NWiLs)

358 I think it's romantic.

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2018 08:59 AM (+lOpA)

359 And yet, they persist. How's that for a lemonade stand?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 08:21 AM (mbhDw)


When dad subsidizes your lemonaide stand, business is good!

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 23, 2018 09:00 AM (OtVYM)

360
313 Am I the only one who doesn't care about the alleged Strzok/Page affair?



I think it could set Strzok up for an insanity defense.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 09:00 AM (oVJmc)

361 Sen. Jeff Flake (R-AZ) believes the recent three-day government shutdown and the deal to end it on Monday gave Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) recipients and other illegal immigrant Dreamers "a better chance" of getting a pathway to citizenship. -BB

Ugh

Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 09:00 AM (r9UYA)

362 Are there better pics of this Lisa Page broad? Most important is determining if you'd "hit it".

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at January 23, 2018 09:01 AM (3Te8P)

363
Seized is what machinery does when moving parts don't get lubricated.

So Trump saw the news about those text messages and fainted, like one of those fainting goats you see on youtube.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 09:01 AM (GroCc)

364 361. He doesn't think that. Nobody thinks that.
Wishcasting.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 09:01 AM (fA1SL)

365 ' Most important is determining if you'd "hit it".

And if so...with what?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 09:01 AM (EyPfd)

366 en. Jeff Flake (R-AZ) believes the recent three-day
government shutdown and the deal to end it on Monday gave Deferred
Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) recipients and other illegal
immigrant Dreamers "a better chance" of getting a pathway to
citizenship. -BB



Ugh



Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 09:00 AM (r9UYA)

Jeff Flake is delusional.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 23, 2018 09:01 AM (FTXAT)

367 362 Are there better pics of this Lisa Page broad? Most important is determining if you'd "hit it".
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at January 23, 2018 09:01 AM (3Te8P)

The picture shown above appears to be the better picture.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 09:01 AM (NWiLs)

368 361 Sen. Jeff Flake (R-AZ) believes the recent three-day government shutdown and the deal to end it on Monday gave Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) recipients and other illegal immigrant Dreamers "a better chance" of getting a pathway to citizenship. -BB

Ugh
Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 09:00 AM (r9UYA)


Next thing you know, he'll withdraw his retirement and run again.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 09:02 AM (mbhDw)

369 367. From her L school days.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 09:02 AM (fA1SL)

370 >>362 Are there better pics of this Lisa Page broad? Most important is determining if you'd "hit it".

If you find the creature in the movie Alien gives you wood, you may find her somewhat hittable.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 09:03 AM (r9UYA)

371 When Jimmy Carter was president, he issued an executive order prohibiting FBI agents from cohabiting or engaging in intimate affairs. This was largely taken as a joke. I'm out on a limb here, but it's possible Carter knew something.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2018 09:03 AM (H5rtT)

372 Next thing you know, he'll withdraw his retirement and run again.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 09:02 AM (mbhDw)

As a dim ??

Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 09:03 AM (4u7kU)

373 Flake should support an illegal running for his seat.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 09:03 AM (oVJmc)

374 >>They were compromised by their affair. It's material and the Dem's
should be made to won it like any Rep would be made to. Fire the shit
out of anyone doing the same.


I think the willingness to exert the power of the deep state for their personal political preferences preceded the affair. I don't just want them fired, I want them prosecuted.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 09:03 AM (W+vEI)

375 The picture shown above appears to be the better picture.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 09:01 AM (NWiLs)

Judging by all the other pics of her I've seen, Page doesn't have a "good side."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2018 09:04 AM (ul9CR)

376 371 When Jimmy Carter was president, he issued an executive order prohibiting FBI agents from cohabiting or engaging in intimate affairs. This was largely taken as a joke. I'm out on a limb here, but it's possible Carter knew something.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2018 09:03 AM (H5rtT)


It's common sense, considering human nature, and it's especially crucial IMHO the more sensitive the business or agency. The private sector used to have company rules like this. And with the "war on women/rape culture" hysteria, it's a wonder that more don't.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 09:05 AM (mbhDw)

377 I care to the extent it compromised both of them.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 08:59 AM (NWiLs)


Yes, and it points out an appalling lack of supervision in a law enforcement organization believed to be elite.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2018 09:05 AM (y7DUB)

378 When Jimmy Carter was president, he issued an executive order
prohibiting FBI agents from cohabiting or engaging in intimate affairs.
This was largely taken as a joke. I'm out on a limb here, but it's
possible Carter knew something.
=====

Do they have the same titles or government rating in the hierarchy? If they are unequal -- on the job harrassment -- just like every other Joe Schmoe out in flyoverland.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 23, 2018 09:05 AM (MIKMs)

379 Here's pic of Page and Strzok's wife

http://tinyurl.com/y8h4zdgr

We report, you decide . . .

Posted by: McCool at January 23, 2018 09:05 AM (WXSv6)

380 376 371 When Jimmy Carter was president, he issued an executive order prohibiting FBI agents from cohabiting or engaging in intimate affairs. This was largely taken as a joke. I'm out on a limb here, but it's possible Carter knew something.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2018 09:03 AM (H5rtT)


It's common sense, considering human nature, and it's especially crucial IMHO the more sensitive the business or agency. The private sector used to have company rules like this. And with the "war on women/rape culture" hysteria, it's a wonder that more don't.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 09:05 AM (mbhDw)

And it's why having women in combat, or gays in the military, is a bad idea. Office place romances usually don't work out too well, especially if your work environment is a battlefield.

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2018 09:06 AM (7HtZB)

381

Contest on who gets willowed?

Posted by: Soothie at January 23, 2018 09:07 AM (BJR66)

382 "Fairness" is a luxury that just can't be afforded right now.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 23, 2018 08:58 AM (QSnbM)


I agree with that, and if the affair did in fact compromise either of the two from a security point of view that just further points to the incompetence of the FBI to police their own.

What I do not care about is if the two were getting it on, and how it affected (or not) a marriage. None of my business really.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 23, 2018 09:07 AM (kUmUV)

383 379 Here's pic of Page and Strzok's wife

Page ain't no looker.

Chrome off a doorknob and butt stuff. Gotta be.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2018 09:07 AM (ul9CR)

384 And it's why having women in combat, or gays in the military, is a bad idea. Office place romances usually don't work out too well, especially if your work environment is a battlefield.
Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2018 09:06 AM (7HtZB)


But love IS a battlefield!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 09:07 AM (NWiLs)

385 Speaking of potentially being compromised...

https://twitter.com/TheLastRefuge2/status/955672643696459776

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 09:07 AM (W+vEI)

386 380. In fairness, though - Love is a Battlefield.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 09:07 AM (fA1SL)

387 379 Here's pic of Page and Strzok's wife

http://tinyurl.com/y8h4zdgr

We report, you decide . . .
Posted by: McCool at January 23, 2018 09:05 AM (WXSv6)



Gamma

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2018 09:07 AM (+lOpA)

388 Do not mock the He-Man Woman Hater's Club.

Posted by: Fist of His Holy Woodchuck at January 23, 2018 09:07 AM (9uTCL)

389 Gumma

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2018 09:07 AM (ul9CR)

390
Tsunami warning canceled.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 23, 2018 09:07 AM (2FqvZ)

391 Ummagumma

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 23, 2018 09:08 AM (ul9CR)

Monday Overnight Open Thread (1/22/18 )

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(Probably in violation of some HOA rule)


***

Quotes of The Day

Quote I

I believe in immigration reform. What if I persuaded my caucus to say I’m going to shut the government down, I’m going to not pay our bills unless I get my way. It’s a politics of idiocy, of confrontation, of paralysis.”Sen. Charles Schumer (Hypocrite-New York)


Quote II

"What they [Republicans] are saying to the American people tonight is ‘maybe we have lost the presidential election, maybe we've lost seats in the Senate and in the House. It doesn't matter! We can now bring the government to a shutdown–throw some 800,000 hard working Americans out on the street, and we are going to get our way no matter what."Sen. Bernie Sanders (Hypocrite-VT)


Quote III

“Today is a terrible day. A terrible day for the millions of working families in this country. . . . A terrible day for millions of people who just want to get on with their lives and not have Congress cost them even more money.”Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA)


Quote IV

“In rare circumstances, the aggravated nature of the crime alone can provide a valid basis for denying parole, even when there is strong evidence of rehabilitation and no other evidence of current dangerousness.”Gov. Jerry Brown (D-CA)

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Let me tell you how it will be.There's one for you, nineteen for me.'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman. The State Motto of California.

***


Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls. It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world. Just ask the NHS.

Women who identify as men are not being routinely offered potentially life saving NHS screening for breast and cervical cancer, amid fears it might offend them it is claimed.

However men living as women are being invited for cervical smear tests even though they do not have a cervix, an official guidebook states.


***

Do you think Christ had the United Nations in mind when he said? Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?


Why we still house and bankroll this culturally and morally corrupt organization, I'll never know.


***


Malicious compliance or what our betters think of you.


***


Will the flu be detected before you are struck with it? AI may diagnose flu before it strikes.

A study published in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B took 16 healthy volunteers and injected them, at different times, with both a placebo and a type of E. coli bacteria that causes flu-like symptoms. The volunteers, who did not know which injection they had just received, were photographed two hours after each shot. These photographs were then shown to 62 participants who were asked to judge whether the person in the picture was healthy or sick. These participants had to make the judgement after only viewing the photo for five seconds.

Will trips to Walgreens or CVS be a thing of the past? In the future you could use 3D printing to make your own drugs.

Forget those long lines at the pharmacy: Someday soon, you might be making your own medicines at home. That’s because researchers have tailored a 3D printer to synthesize pharmaceuticals and other chemicals from simple, widely available starting compounds fed into a series of water bottle–size reactors. The work, they say, could digitize chemistry, allowing users to synthesize almost any compound anywhere in the world.

“It could become a milestone paper, a really seminal paper,” says Fraser Stoddart, a chemist and chemistry Nobel laureate at Northwestern University in Evanston, Illinois, who was not involved with the work. “This is one of those articles that has to make [people] sit up and take notice.”

***

Jonah Goldberg of National Review is usually one of those unfunny Faculty Lounge Conservatives. Every once in a while, Goldberg portrays a sense of humor. Even if it is on Twitter.


***


A feminist with an agenda (oxymoron) attempts to corner comedian Bill Burr. She failed big time.


***


The Apple iPhone battery controversy continues. South Korea prosecutors looking into criminal behavior.

Add the Seoul Central District Prosecutors’ Office to the growing list of government units around the world that are investigating Apple over the reduced performance of iPhones with older batteries inside. The company’s poor messaging about an iOS update intended to prevent unexpected shutdowns — a change that required throttling the processor and slowing performance of iPhones with chemically-aged batteries — led to widespread controversy and customer frustration late last year.

***


The ONT Musical Interlude

January 22, 1994, American actor and singer Telly Savalas died of prostate cancer aged 72. He scored the 1975 UK No.1 single 'If'. Played Lt. Theo Kojak a bald New York City detective in the television series Kojak, with a fondness for lollipops and whose trademark line was "Who loves ya, baby?" via thisdayinmusic.com

The country that gave us the Beatles, The Kinks and Stones to a #1 hit for Salavas. WTF?

***


January 22, 1960, Born on this day, Michael Hutchence, vocals, INXS, (1988 UK No.2 & US No.1 single 'Need You Tonight'). 1987 album 'Kick' has sold over 10m copies in the US alone and features four Top 10 singles; 'Need You Tonight,' 'Devil Inside', 'New Sensation,' and 'Never Tear Us Apart.' Hutchence was found dead in his hotel suite in Sydney on 22nd Nov 1997 age 37. Hutchence body was found naked behind the door to his room, he had apparently hanged himself. via thisdayinmusic.com

***

When life hands you snow, make snow men snow cars.


***

The Fashion World keeps up with its lunacy. Men are pigs and dogs.

Paris men's fashion week began in earnest Wednesday with two collections showing what dogs and pigs men can be, as the industry reels from a new sexual harassment scandal. French designer Julien David sent out his models wearing dog's heads, from a macho, man-spreading Doberman to an intellectual whippet and a splayed poodle in dungarees.


***

We do live in interesting times. The Far Left nibbles around the edges of the Left.

Speaking at the University of Michigan on the apparent benefits of life in the Chi post-graduation, Emanuel’s storied poise was dealt a blow by protesters scornful of his controversial plan to spend $95 million on a new police academy on the city’s West Side.

A 45-second video is making its way across the Twitter-tinged ether of the internet showing Emanuel’s composure slip when presented with the opposition.

Two protesters in the crowded Ann Arbor auditorium interrupt Emanuel’s scripted remarks by shouting:

Money for kids, not for cops, no cop academy!

The protesters also note that Chicago is “$600 million in deficit,” in an apparent attempt to highlight the controversial nature of massive spending on behalf of Chicago’s notoriously corrupt police force.

***


Whiskey made her frisky and a Genius Award Winner.

***

Quite the grandson. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Stud Sensors.

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Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. No, this is not Ace's kitchen.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:58 PM




Comments

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1 Evening!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2018 09:54 PM (tr2D7)

2 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 22, 2018 09:54 PM (e9G8E)

3 sanctuary, this is.

Posted by: booknlass at January 22, 2018 09:54 PM (J6xuH)

4 Woot!

Posted by: Nowhere Man at January 22, 2018 09:54 PM (/RYJz)

5 Last pic was emailed to you by ace, no?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 09:54 PM (/qEW2)

6 So, ace was installing kitchen cabinets, too?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2018 09:55 PM (NL6wI)

7 Good evening!

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 22, 2018 09:55 PM (prxs+)

8 Dang it. Diphenhydramine's made me slow...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2018 09:55 PM (NL6wI)

9 Noice!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:55 PM (NWiLs)

10 Damn, a minute late and a penny short.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 22, 2018 09:56 PM (R5lpX)

11 Hi Horde!

Posted by: fluffy at January 22, 2018 09:56 PM (cHbmY)

12 4 Woot!
Posted by: Nowhere Man at January 22, 2018 09:54 PM (/RYJz)

You forgot a woot I believe,


Woot, woot ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2018 09:56 PM (3/sUh)

13 Top eleventy

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 22, 2018 09:57 PM (IYHxL)

14 Hi, everyone

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 22, 2018 09:57 PM (di1hb)

15
French designer Julien David sent out his models wearing dog's heads, from a macho, man-spreading Doberman to an intellectual whippet and a splayed poodle in dungarees.

Whippet good

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 09:59 PM (IqV8l)

16
The corgis, they have been called.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 09:59 PM (RH7xt)

17 Thanks for the ONT.

Re: Whiskey makes me Frisky. Hmmm, I still find it hard to summon as much outrage towards women teachers who do this as male ones. That seems logically inconsistent on my part (in my own mind), but it is true.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 09:59 PM (sZJfc)

18 Yanno wrasslin ain't the same but I still enjoy the hell out of it. It's been fun watching this 25th anniversary

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 22, 2018 10:00 PM (IYHxL)

19 Paris men's fashion week began in earnest Wednesday with two collections showing what dogs and pigs men can be, as the industry reels from a new sexual harassment scandal. French designer Julien David sent out his models wearing dog's heads, from a macho, man-spreading Doberman to an intellectual whippet and a splayed poodle in dungarees.

========

It's payback... for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGXQKqXVVxU

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 10:00 PM (/qEW2)

20 Hah! I had the same thought about the last pic that it must be Ace trying to fix shelves.

Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 10:00 PM (oBgWA)

21 If one doesnt have a cervix, what exactly is being smeared?

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 22, 2018 10:01 PM (prxs+)

22 So there's a food truck in NJ called "Eat My Balls."

There was a woman's march in Morristown where 15,000 people supposedly showed up.

Someone missed a YUGE opportunity.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 22, 2018 10:01 PM (wVMAv)

23 "In rare circumstances, the aggravated nature of the crime alone can provide a valid basis for denying parole, even when there is strong evidence of rehabilitation and no other evidence of current dangerousness." Gov. Jerry Brown (D-CA)

++++

Jerry Brown says something sensible. For a change.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 22, 2018 10:01 PM (pvjTE)

24 Wasn't the INXS guy doing that autoerotic hanging thing and offed himself by mistake?

Poor bastard.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2018 10:01 PM (EoRCO)

25 Michael Hutchence is hung like David Carradine.


Stop me if you've heard this one.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 10:01 PM (+lOpA)

26 Found a cute cartoon frog on Pinterest in a Kung Fu pose with the Scripture, "Resist the Devil and he will flee from you." I downloaded it. I am a loser.

Posted by: jmel at January 22, 2018 10:01 PM (OeWgo)

27 21 If one doesnt have a cervix, what exactly is being smeared?
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 22, 2018 10:01 PM (prxs+)

Prostate schmeer?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 10:02 PM (sZJfc)

28 G'night, everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 22, 2018 10:02 PM (oVWx5)

29 Hanging with my besties Acetaminophen, Dextromethorpahn, and Doxylamine Succinate.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 22, 2018 10:02 PM (QLvwG)

30 No one who wants open borders gives a shit about The Working Man

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 10:02 PM (n/Dik)

31
Up for the start of an ONT for a change!

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 22, 2018 10:02 PM (4DCSq)

32 Laura's outfit would be sexier if that zipper went all the way down....


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 22, 2018 10:02 PM (8iiMU)

33 Chicago and the Blue Helmets

A member of the Cook County Board of Commissioners had opined that in order to solve the anti-gun city of Chicago's disturbingly high murder rate is to bring in United Nations peacekeepers to stop the "genocide".

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14295

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 22, 2018 10:03 PM (Z+G0H)

34 Ok. I gotta say we were being punked with that Telly Savalas "tune."

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 22, 2018 10:03 PM (R5lpX)

35
Not like I have much influence upstairs, but I offered my Rosary today for Northernlurker's Faye. Happy that Slap keeps up the prayer list but I wish those on it didn't have to be there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 10:03 PM (RH7xt)

36 22 So there's a food truck in NJ called "Eat My Balls."

There was a woman's march in Morristown where 15,000 people supposedly showed up.

Someone missed a YUGE opportunity.
Posted by: Iasonas at January 22, 2018 10:01 PM (wVMAv)

Chocolate salty balls?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 10:04 PM (NWiLs)

37 Well, when your Elf on the Shelf is a 185 lb. Ewok, these ARE the results one should expect.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2018 10:04 PM (QzJWU)

38 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Stud Sensors Ikeace.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 22, 2018 10:04 PM (6DDWJ)

39 29 Hanging with my besties Acetaminophen, Dextromethorpahn, and Doxylamine Succinate.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 22, 2018 10:02 PM (QLvwG)


Party hardy. woot.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 10:04 PM (+lOpA)

40 33 Chicago and the Blue Helmets

A member of the Cook County Board of Commissioners had opined that in order to solve the anti-gun city of Chicago's disturbingly high murder rate is to bring in United Nations peacekeepers to stop the "genocide".

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14295
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 22, 2018 10:03 PM (Z+G0H)

Doing the child raping Americans won't do.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 10:04 PM (NWiLs)

41 So there's a food truck in NJ called "Eat My Balls."



Suck on my chocolate salty balls

Posted by: Chef at January 22, 2018 10:05 PM (n/Dik)

42
A member of the Cook County Board of Commissioners had opined that in order to solve the anti-gun city of Chicago's disturbingly high murder rate is to bring in United Nations peacekeepers to stop the "genocide".

They'll be outgunned.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 10:06 PM (RH7xt)

43 I don't know what is more hilarious -- Telly Savalas or William Shatner with that spoken word/poetry dreck.

LMAO.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 22, 2018 10:06 PM (arhmY)

44 French designer Julien David sent out his models wearing dog's heads, from a macho, man-spreading Doberman to an intellectual whippet and a splayed poodle in dungarees.

Whippet good
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 09:59 PM (IqV8l)

I believe the real lesson to be learned is that men in the fashion industry are all a bunch of bitches.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 10:06 PM (T28di)

45 The food truck makes rice balls, IIRC.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 22, 2018 10:06 PM (wVMAv)

46 Not enough fur clumps on the floor to be ace's place.

Posted by: fluffy at January 22, 2018 10:06 PM (cHbmY)

47 S.O.D.: The Ballad of Michael H.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-6qJXYNBfE

#MetalONT

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2018 10:06 PM (NL6wI)

48 What would the U.N. forces do against gangs exactly?

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 10:07 PM (+lOpA)

49 A feminist with an agenda (oxymoron)
-----
A truism I think or something like that.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 10:07 PM (ewxPW)

50 Chocolate salty balls

So there's a food truck in NJ called "Eat My Balls."

Posted by: Chef at January 22, 2018 10:07 PM (n/Dik)

51 ONT - Stud Sensors? Coincidence? I think not... bwahahaha

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 22, 2018 10:07 PM (+ldAm)

52 Stud finders are your friend

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 10:08 PM (4upo5)

53 Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 10:07 PM (+lOpA)

Use them to purchase prostitutes, duh.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 22, 2018 10:08 PM (wVMAv)

54 >>What would the U.N. forces do against gangs exactly?

Posted by: eleven

Rape them.

Posted by: Aviator at January 22, 2018 10:08 PM (2cuLk)

55 Print your own drugs?

"C'mon Jesse, let's print" - Walter White

Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2018 10:08 PM (ABjxW)

56 48 What would the U.N. forces do against gangs exactly?

____________________________________

Uhhh. . . rape them.

UN Forces.

Duh.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 22, 2018 10:08 PM (arhmY)

57 Here's the link

https://youtu.be/c3RgXpIl8XM

Posted by: Chef at January 22, 2018 10:09 PM (n/Dik)

58 Hey...if they raped gangs I'd be all for it.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 10:09 PM (+lOpA)

59 Good evening Horde,

On a positive note........all three of my boobeh biopsies were negative....so I have that going for me

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 22, 2018 10:09 PM (mMeIQ)

60 48 What would the U.N. forces do against gangs exactly?
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 10:07 PM (+lOpA)

I was about to make a joke, then realized that if bluehelmets showed up tomorrow in Chicago, then it's a sure lock that by december there would be a rather robust new opiate smuggling operation in place for the Great Lakes area.

Any gangs don't like it? Shoot to kill, and you're still a hero in the news. Because Bluehelmet.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 10:10 PM (T28di)

61 Shelvy's kitchen cabinet fell?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 22, 2018 10:10 PM (EZebt)

62 Awesome GNAMM ette!

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 10:10 PM (+lOpA)

63 I was told I could refight the 19th century immigration wars here.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 10:10 PM (4ErVI)

64 People observe the results of my craftsmanship, the perfectly fitted, trimmed and finished cabinets and shelves.

Often, they ask how I produce such sublime, sturdy, elegant works of the woodworker's art.

To which I reply: "Really, I have no Ikea."

Pressboard is a lie from da debbil hissef!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2018 10:10 PM (QzJWU)

65 Hey good news is good news.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 22, 2018 10:10 PM (wVMAv)

66 I saw the Boobeh Biopsies open for the Hairy Aereolas at the Mammogram in 1968.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 22, 2018 10:11 PM (arhmY)

67 59 Good evening Horde,

On a positive note........all three of my boobeh biopsies were negative....so I have that going for me
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 22, 2018 10:09 PM (mMeIQ)

That's great news, wmds!
Congrats!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 10:11 PM (sZJfc)

68 Well crap, I guess I missed first.

I was busy writing my congresscritter. Here it is...

I've sent 2 emails to you w/ no response.

Now why can't the HR release the FISA memo? Get on w/ it.

And why do people like Bruce and Nellie Ohr still have jobs at my expense? And Peter Strozk and Lisa Page?

Why are you accepting of the FBI saying they "can't retrieve" 5 months of critical texts between Strozk and Page? That's insulting and anyone w/ 2 brain cells knows they can be retrieved.

As my elected representative I'd like an answer, if you could be bothered. You pretend you are a conservative Republican, why do you not act like one?

TXXXXXXX BXXXXXXXXX
-------
Please email your Reps and harass them to actually represent you.

Posted by: Farmer at January 22, 2018 10:11 PM (yJ1e6)

69 "Women who identify as men are not being routinely offered potentially life saving NHS screening for breast and cervical cancer, amid fears it might offend them it is claimed."

In other words cancer might help solve this problem with acknowledging reality permanently. See reality, she's a fickle bitch and doesn't take well to being ignored without dire consequences.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at January 22, 2018 10:11 PM (N5dam)

70 47 S.O.D.: The Ballad of Michael H.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-6qJXYNBfE
#MetalONT
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2018 10:06 PM (NL6wI)

Hahaha.....good one ajb!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2018 10:11 PM (EoRCO)

71 No, this is not Ace's kitchen.

++++

He's gone pro? How did he convince someone else to hire him?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 22, 2018 10:11 PM (pvjTE)

72 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 10:10 PM (4ErVI)

Begun the 19th century immigration wars have

Posted by: Force Ghost Yoda from The Last Jedi at January 22, 2018 10:11 PM (wVMAv)

73 >> If one doesnt have a cervix, what exactly is being
>> smeared?

It's basically a blind hole. Hell wait a minute, it didn't specify post-op, so this could still be shemales.

Shit, this is really nuts.

I was imagining them going through the motions of doing the procedure on the surgically created Franken-gina for the hell of it. But hell, if zhe still has the package, then what the hell are they gonna do?

Swab its taint? Ram it up its ass and swab in there?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 10:12 PM (8O3HH)

74 >>> all three of my boobeh biopsies were negative

You have three healthy breasts? Fantastic!

Posted by: fluffy at January 22, 2018 10:12 PM (cHbmY)

75 What would the U.N. forces do against gangs exactly?

Challenge them to see who could rape the most underage girls in town?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 22, 2018 10:12 PM (IcT7t)

76
On a positive note........all three of my boobeh biopsies were negative....so I have that going for me

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette


Great news!

*studiously avoids further comment*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 10:12 PM (g0Auk)

77 Wonderful news received today - Granddaughter 3# made her arrival around noon Dallas time. Over 8 lbs so she is a keeper. Mother and baby doing fine.

My DILs Mother was so excited that she called me before my son did and screamed the news at me in Greek. I make it a point to never try to stop a Yia Yia under a full head of steam.

Glasses presented to the USB port will be filled - Barbayanni all around.

But only one - that sh*t will cause you to take off your shirt, dance and throw glasswear into the fireplace if you arent careful.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2018 10:12 PM (tr2D7)

78 Would that qualify as a cervix-related injury?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 22, 2018 10:13 PM (arhmY)

79 Hey everybody.

Goodness! My schadenboner is impressive!

https://hotair.com/archives/2018/01/22/media-agrees-dems-lost-shutdown-fight/

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2018 10:13 PM (eMKNe)

80 I thought there were feet under the cabinet

Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 22, 2018 10:13 PM (hMwEB)

81 I've mentioned on the book thread Member of the Family by Dianne Lake about her time with Charles Manson. I thought she had a good deal of insight into how Charlie manipulated them. Charlie would "postulate" something they need, say a bus, and then, a few days later when a bus appeared, it seemed that Charlie was magic. Now she sees that Charlie saw an opportunity to get a bus, then he postulated the bus so he would appear magic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 10:13 PM (+y/Ru)

82 "Hardworking families" is definitely a term that was highlighted in the memo that went around.

How are you working if you're not here legally? How do you have documents to get a job?

You stole them, or you bought them from someone who stole them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 10:13 PM (4ErVI)

83 However men living as women are being invited for cervical smear tests


Woo Hoo!

Posted by: Billy Stubb at January 22, 2018 10:13 PM (rbMr9)

84 Hello horde! Cannibal Bob and I are at the site of the discovery of the box of ballots that gave Franken the win. If ever there was a sh*thole, it is here. The purpose of the trip is to say goodbye to a wonderful brother-in-law. All prayers are much appreciated for him and my wonderful sister who begins a new life without him.

Posted by: Heidi at January 22, 2018 10:13 PM (ovkO8)

85 The protesters also note that Chicago is "$600 million in deficit," in an apparent attempt to highlight the controversial nature of massive spending on behalf of Chicago's notoriously corrupt police force.

========

That doesn't sound far left. Since when does the left care about deficits?

And why is Rahm giving the speech in Michigan? Did he get his shitholes confused and imagine he was mayor of Detroit?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 10:13 PM (/qEW2)

86 I'd rather have three healthy breasts in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 10:13 PM (+lOpA)

87 Women who identify as men are not being routinely offered potentially life saving NHS screening for breast and cervical cancer, amid fears it might offend them it is claimed.
----------

Are they given prostate exams? Turn their head and cough?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2018 10:14 PM (5qYq+)

88 The shutdown's really no-foolin' officially over:

https://www.opm.gov/



Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 10:14 PM (AMIL/)

89 Good work, Farmer. I emailed and phoned our two horrible Senators the other day and told them I was their constituent, and I wanted them to think of citizens and the military before illegal aliens.

you see where that led. Duckworth accused Pres. Trump of something, and Durbin the super turd just kept on worshiping the illegals.

Posted by: booknlass at January 22, 2018 10:14 PM (J6xuH)

90 The Horde - they cry out & I hear them. 'Dyedya Palpatine, how we can be happy without Ugandan knuckles xardbas?'

https://youtu.be/Z_d7fQAAQu0

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 10:14 PM (fA1SL)

91 Re: Stud sensor. I usually just knock along the wall with my knuckle. You will hear when you're on or close to a stud.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 22, 2018 10:14 PM (R5lpX)

92 61 Shelvy's kitchen cabinet fell?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 22, 2018 10:10 PM (EZebt)


The shelves at Tanagra. Ikea, his army. Shaka, when the cabinet fell.

Posted by: Dathon at January 22, 2018 10:14 PM (NL6wI)

93 Fluffy....yeah I am an enigma

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 22, 2018 10:14 PM (mMeIQ)

94 Healthy boobs and a grandkid.

Sounds like good reasons for another beer!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 10:15 PM (4ErVI)

95 Ruth Bader Ginsberg claims she was sexually harassed in college.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 10:15 PM (4upo5)

96 Posted by: Farmer at January 22, 2018 10:11 PM (yJ1e6)

Well said. I can imagine the laughter that would produce in my congressritter's office.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 22, 2018 10:15 PM (EZebt)

97 You will hear when you're on or close to a stud.
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 22, 2018 10:14 PM (R5lpX)

That's what she said

Posted by: The Guy Who Says "That's What She Said" at January 22, 2018 10:16 PM (wVMAv)

98 ''Hanging with my besties Acetaminophen, Dextromethorpahn, and Doxylamine Succinate.''

Three is an uneven number. Invite Benadryl over for those watery eyes and a better nights sleep.

Posted by: Tuna at January 22, 2018 10:16 PM (jm1YL)

99 Ruth Bader Ginsberg claims she was sexually harassed in college.
Posted by: jsg at January




lesbians aren't picky.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 10:16 PM (MTjB1)

100 Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2018 10:12

Congrats Tonypete, good for ya'all.

T

Posted by: Farmer at January 22, 2018 10:16 PM (yJ1e6)

101 Heidi.....prayers to you and your family

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 22, 2018 10:17 PM (mMeIQ)

102
For those who didn't see it, Allahpussy got bitch slapped by Jenna Jameson this morning on Twitter. That was hilarious.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 10:17 PM (8O3HH)

103 Stud finders are your friend

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 10:08 PM (4upo5)



Any of you Morons have the same problem here?.... Ya break out your stud finder from the toolbox, and all is does is point at YOU?

;-)



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2018 10:17 PM (QzJWU)

104 I'm confused by the whole Chelsea Manning thing. Wasn't s/he dishonorably discharged? If so, s/he's no longer in the military. But doesn't being dishonorably discharged preclude you from being able to vote much less run for office? And of course if s/he hasn't been discharged yet, s/he's still in the military -- in which case s/he can't run for office. So whether s/he's still in or not, s/he shouldn't be able to run for office.

Posted by: Jim S. at January 22, 2018 10:17 PM (ynUnH)

105 Women who identify as men are not being routinely offered potentially life saving NHS screening for breast and cervical cancer, amid fears it might offend them it is claimed.

I saw something about this the other day and the first thought I had is now I gotta pay for this shit too?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 10:17 PM (4ErVI)

106 75 What would the U.N. forces do against gangs exactly?

Challenge them to see who could rape the most underage girls in town?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 22, 2018 10:12 PM (IcT7t)


Pikers. The lot of them.

Posted by: Hollywood at January 22, 2018 10:18 PM (Z+G0H)

107 Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2018 10:12 PM (tr2D7)

Mazel tov to you and wmds too on wonderful news.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 22, 2018 10:18 PM (EZebt)

108 Thanks for another fun ONT, MisHum!

As I noted on Twitter IRT the PC ru amok in Britain story, under ObamaCare, neither great *or* prostate cancer screenings are freebies for those of us who sport a Y chromosome....

Baby Sister Update follows.

Posted by: ibguy at January 22, 2018 10:18 PM (vUcdz)

109 Really Jim?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 22, 2018 10:18 PM (mMeIQ)

110 Stud sensor - a device designed to detect 1.5", with a tolerance band of 3".

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 22, 2018 10:18 PM (JyFLk)

111 Baby Sister Update

Wednesday was sleepover at Roni's. Joyce told me that "the sleepover was fabulous. She is fabulous and so is her husband Alan."

And Roni confirmed it:

"The sleepover was wonderful -absolutely wonderful -we had a fabulous time. She stayed till about noon the next day."

Which is good, because Friday was exercise with Jess day:

"Joyce did aerobics while I swam. Then we took soup to a friend who just had rotated cuff surgery. It was s great day."

So, exercise **and** a mitzvah - Sweet!

[Horde: To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family]

Posted by: ibguy at January 22, 2018 10:18 PM (vUcdz)

112 On a positive note........all three of my boobeh biopsies were negative....so I have that going for me

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 22, 2018 10:09 PM (mMeIQ)

Fabulous! And three?!? Sigh.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 22, 2018 10:18 PM (prxs+)

113 81 I've mentioned on the book thread Member of the Family by Dianne Lake about her time with Charles Manson. I thought she had a good deal of insight into how Charlie manipulated them. Charlie would "postulate" something they need, say a bus, and then, a few days later when a bus appeared, it seemed that Charlie was magic. Now she sees that Charlie saw an opportunity to get a bus, then he postulated the bus so he would appear magic.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 10:13 PM (+y/Ru)


What kind of a retard would be taken in by this?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 10:18 PM (WmqYl)

114 >> ll three of my boobeh biopsies were negative....so I have that going for me

I'll bet you were anxious about the results. I know I'd be for something like that. What a relief.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 10:18 PM (8O3HH)

115 big grin.

Happy Grandad day, Tonypete

happy you're healthy, WDS!

Posted by: booknlass at January 22, 2018 10:19 PM (J6xuH)

116 Hanging with my besties Acetaminophen, Dextromethorpahn, and Doxylamine Succinate

NyQuil!

Ah the good old days! I used to take that stuff to sleep because I had a job where I had to get up so early. I actually got addicted to it and the withdrawals were fucking awful.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 10:19 PM (4ErVI)

117 Any of you Morons have the same problem here?.... Ya break out your stud finder from the toolbox, and all is does is point at YOU?

;-)



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2018 10:17 PM (QzJWU)

My question is, what's a stud doing standing that close behind you?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 10:19 PM (T28di)

118 MisHum comes through with the content again.

What a trouper!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2018 10:20 PM (9SkN+)

119 I was told I could refight the 19th century immigration wars here.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 10:10 PM (4ErVI)

No, you can't, you stupid drooling imbecile! Look how you show up here, with your too small pants and too large gut, and that ghastly five-head hairdo you've got combed over from one ear to the other...

Oh you want an argument? That's the next door on the left.
This here is abuse, and that'll be five pounds.

Posted by: Classic comedy at January 22, 2018 10:20 PM (z79tQ)

120 No, you can't, you stupid drooling imbecile! Look how you show up here, with your too small pants and too large gut, and that ghastly five-head hairdo you've got combed over from one ear to the other...

Oh you want an argument? That's the next door on the left.
This here is abuse, and that'll be five pounds.
Posted by: Classic comedy at January 22, 2018 10:20 PM (z79tQ)

That description of me is...scarily accurate. Except for the hair.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 10:21 PM (4ErVI)

121 Thanks everyone! And no I do not have three boobehs.....two biopsies on the right and one on the left

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 22, 2018 10:22 PM (mMeIQ)

122 114 >> ll three of my boobeh biopsies were negative....so I have that going for me

I'll bet you were anxious about the results. I know I'd be for something like that. What a relief.

--------

That's known as the hat trick, isn't it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2018 10:22 PM (9SkN+)

123 Any of you Morons have the same problem here?.... Ya break out your stud finder from the toolbox, and all is does is point at YOU?

;-)



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

yeah, it points. But then I get mixed messages with the laughter...

Posted by: John Henry at January 22, 2018 10:22 PM (z79tQ)

124 Stud sensor - a device designed to detect 1.5", with a tolerance band of 3".
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 22, 2018 10:18 PM (JyFLk)

Ergo the knuckle knocking on the wall. Just as accurate within those parameters.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 22, 2018 10:22 PM (R5lpX)

125 Wonderful news WDS!! I don't know what to make of three boobehs but I'm glad they all are healthy.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2018 10:23 PM (tr2D7)

126 That last picture would be great if there was a cat lounging by the downed cabnet.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 22, 2018 10:23 PM (f8ilN)

127 Three clean boobs
Three clean boobs
See how they bounce
See how they bounce

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2018 10:23 PM (9SkN+)

128 Stud sensor - a device designed to detect 1.5", with a tolerance band of 3".

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 22, 2018 10:18 PM (JyFLk) >>>>

That's why I've been using a magnetic stud finder the past year or so. Not perfect, but much better than the electronic types I've used.

this one

https://tinyurl.com/yd9gezcl

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 10:24 PM (AMIL/)

129 Will trips to Walgreens or CVS be a thing of the past? In the future you could use 3D printing to make your own drugs.

========

No. This is how it will play out. Congress will pass laws outlawing it, claiming it is somehow risky or dangerous. They will do this because Merck and Eli Lilly will be stuffing their pockets.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 10:24 PM (/qEW2)

130 Wow that guy took that Fem down so hard she'll probably have him charged

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 10:24 PM (4upo5)

131 Historical tidbit: George Washington's half-brother Lawrence participated in the stunningly failed attack on Cartagena during the war of Jenkins' Ear. In charge of the naval component of that attack was Admiral Vernon, earlier successful at Portobello (namesake of the famous roads in London and Edinborough). Despite the failure at Cartagena, Lawrence remained a supporter of Vernon. He gave the name Mount Vernon to his estate before passing it along to George.

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 10:25 PM (n/Dik)

132 What kind of a retard would be taken in by this?

-
She was 15, tripping out of her mind, had nowhere e!se to go, and everybody around her thought Charlie was magic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 10:25 PM (+y/Ru)

133 ...yeah, it points. But then I get mixed messages with the laughter...

Posted by: John Henry at January 22, 2018 10:22 PM (z79tQ)




HAH! Exactly so!

Moroning ain't easy, but if it was, then everyone'd be one, and they ain't!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2018 10:25 PM (QzJWU)

134 It might be less about stud sensors than about nailing something to the wall by its cardboard back facing.

Posted by: MW at January 22, 2018 10:26 PM (wNx6K)

135 Had all the fun I can stand. If y'all can't be good, at least be good at it.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 22, 2018 10:27 PM (R5lpX)

136 95 Ruth Bader Ginsberg claims she was sexually harassed in college.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 10:15 PM (4upo5)

++++

Did her assailant use an insanity defense?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 22, 2018 10:27 PM (FUu/Z)

137 Private E-0 Manning is still in the Army - he has an appeal of his convictions in progress and he loses standing if he's discharged... He has no post and is not being paid, so there's that!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 22, 2018 10:27 PM (e9G8E)

138 Not like I have much influence upstairs, but I offered my Rosary today for Northernlurker's Faye. Happy that Slap keeps up the prayer list but I wish those on it didn't have to be there.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 10:03 PM (RH7xt)

What a dear you are to remember him with your daily rosary. Been praying for him but that is a good idea. No prayer is ever wasted.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 22, 2018 10:27 PM (prxs+)

139 BIG NEWS !!! On John Batchelor Show John Fund Said That Peter Sztrok Has hired DEM. Super Lawyer David Boies

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 10:28 PM (y3aQB)

140 The worst week of my life limps along but I am not doing too badly. I had lunch with a friend, talked about all kinds of stuff and chatted with AOP, OH I also connected with Hrothgar.
The Horde is amazing. I wish the next two years were in the rear view mirror.

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 22, 2018 10:28 PM (nBr1j)

141 138 Not like I have much influence upstairs, but I offered my Rosary today for Northernlurker's Faye. Happy that Slap keeps up the prayer list but I wish those on it didn't have to be there.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 10:03 PM (RH7xt)

What a dear you are to remember him with your daily rosary. Been praying for him but that is a good idea. No prayer is ever wasted.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 22, 2018 10:27 PM (prxs+)

Thank you.

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 22, 2018 10:30 PM (nBr1j)

142 Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 22, 2018 10:09 PM (mMeIQ)

Big win! That is a scarry thing to go thru!

Posted by: Infidel at January 22, 2018 10:30 PM (EGFUD)

143 ibguy, that's great news --so now your sister is reaching out and helping others!

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 10:30 PM (n/Dik)

144 Wasn't Tell Savalas the Jennifer Aniston's Uncle?

Seems to me he kept a scorecard to. make Mike Rowe, Tom Selleck, Sam Elliott, and all those other guys jealous.

Also pioneered the 'bald studdly guy' look.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at January 22, 2018 10:30 PM (iQErI)

145 Northernlurker - my thoughts are with you and your family. Hang in there guy - the near term is going to suck but hopefully, there will be better days ahead.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2018 10:31 PM (tr2D7)

146 95 Ruth Bader Ginsberg claims she was sexually harassed in college.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 10:15 PM (4upo5)

++++

Did her assailant use an insanity defense?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 22, 2018 10:27 PM (FUu/Z)

Those Neanderthals wouldn't take no for an answer.

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 22, 2018 10:31 PM (T71PA)

147 hello, NL. time is strange in fresh mourning I'd think. glad you're not alone all the time

Posted by: booknlass at January 22, 2018 10:31 PM (J6xuH)

148 ginsberg is tripping on acid now? good to know. somebody should tell her to stay away from the brown stuff.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 10:31 PM (KP5rU)

149 >>>I'd rather have three healthy breasts in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 10:13 PM (+lOpA)<<<

Get your ass to Mars.

Posted by: Hauser at January 22, 2018 10:31 PM (6DDWJ)

150 >> .two biopsies on the right and one on the left

Didn't something show up on a mammogram requiring further investigation? One of the neighbors around here always has that happen. The mammogram shows something funny, and they always do a biopsy. Even though they're sure it's the same thing and it's no problem, they always do it, she says.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 10:31 PM (8O3HH)

151 118 MisHum comes through with the content again.

What a trouper!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2018 10:20 PM (9SkN+)

Thanks
Day 11 of feeling like shit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2018 10:31 PM (3/sUh)

152 Northlurker ! God has You, Even in this Terrible Time!!!

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 10:32 PM (y3aQB)

153 73 >> If one doesnt have a cervix, what exactly is being
>> smeared?

It's basically a blind hole. Hell wait a minute, it didn't specify post-op, so this could still be shemales.

Shit, this is really nuts.

I was imagining them going through the motions of doing the procedure on the surgically created Franken-gina for the hell of it. But hell, if zhe still has the package, then what the hell are they gonna do?

Swab its taint? Ram it up its ass and swab in there?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 10:12 PM (8O3HH)


So, what's the PSA tests and prostate exams?

Is it a tit for tat situation?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 22, 2018 10:32 PM (di1hb)

154 139 BIG NEWS !!! On John Batchelor Show John Fund Said That Peter Sztrok Has hired DEM. Super Lawyer David Boies
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 10:28 PM (y3aQB)



Sztrok needs to burn.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 10:33 PM (+lOpA)

155
All you got is this moment

21st century's yesterday

You can care all you want

Everybody does yeah that's okay



So slide over here

And give me a moment

Your moves are so raw

I've got to let you know

Posted by: mag exchange at January 22, 2018 10:34 PM (gSuLJ)

156 *** On John Batchelor Show John Fund Said That Peter Sztrok Has hired DEM. Super Lawyer David Boies
Posted by: MISH McConnell

The money that Boies receives as payment will have gone through a minimum of 9 or 10 cutouts.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 22, 2018 10:35 PM (JyFLk)

157 BIG NEWS !!! On John Batchelor Show John Fund Said That Peter Sztrok Has hired DEM. Super Lawyer David Boies

The guy that lost the Gore case?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 22, 2018 10:35 PM (IcT7t)

158 David Boies? The guy who lost Bush v Gore?

My money's NOT on Sztrok.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 22, 2018 10:37 PM (wVMAv)

159 I use a powerful neodymium magnet that actually sticks to the screw or nail in the stud so I can reach for a pencil

Posted by: Neverstopfishing at January 22, 2018 10:37 PM (Ls76E)

160 It's trooper not trouper.

We don't cotton to that. Around here.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 10:38 PM (+lOpA)

161 westminsterdogshow, glad you're okay. Hopefully they'll have less-invasive procedures to test for this stuff in our lifetime.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 10:38 PM (6FqZa)

162 Gawd. Is Warren seriously that stupid?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2018 10:38 PM (/luV5)

163 Thirteen years into the job, Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. remains a conservative - but he has shifted to a more moderate position among the conservative justices on the court, a small change with potentially dramatic consequences.

Swell.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 10:38 PM (+y/Ru)

164 So Lola gets free gynecological care then?

Kinky

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2018 10:38 PM (9SkN+)

165 On John Batchelor Show John Fund Said That Peter Sztrok Has hired DEM. Super Lawyer David Boies
Posted by: MISH McConnell

The money that Boies receives as payment will have gone through a minimum of 9 or 10 cutouts.
Posted by: 2009Refugee


Boies is sort of exactly what is needed. High priced, sort of incompetent. I recall him getting eviscerated in the Gore v. Bush trial of 2000.
Smaht. Very smaht.

Where did all the money go?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 22, 2018 10:39 PM (S6Pax)

166 160 It's trooper not trouper.

We don't cotton to that. Around here.


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You're wrong, sir.

*throws down vocabulary gauntlet*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2018 10:39 PM (9SkN+)

167 *pours shot of bourbon into glass*

*pours a second shot, into another glass*

*slides the first one over to Northernlurker*


This one's for you, amigo. Strength to you, sir.

*quiet cheers*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2018 10:40 PM (QzJWU)

168 Boies lost the Gore case but won the Gay Marriage case.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at January 22, 2018 10:40 PM (iQErI)

169 Study: Oklahoma among states most affected by government shutdown
http://bit.ly/ok-gov-shutdown

Oklahoma is among the top 10 states most affected by the government shutdown...

Do you have any idea how hard-hit we were here in the Sooner State this morning?!?!

Until they ended the shutdown, US highways were unraveling, Federal workers were languishing by the road, leaning on their shovels, and children were being thrown out of hospitals.

And we were only the eighth most affected. * shudder *

Posted by: mindful webworker and the band ages at January 22, 2018 10:40 PM (NU2/k)

170 Elo Elay Lola!

Posted by: dartist at January 22, 2018 10:40 PM (nisXv)

171 Northlurker ! God has You, Even in this Terrible Time!!!
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 10:32 PM (y3aQB)

I don't have a shadow of doubt of that. Not. One.
Spent a lot of time this afternoon listening/watching to music on YouTube.
Watched and rewatching The Heaven Song by Phil Wickham.

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 22, 2018 10:40 PM (nBr1j)

172 A
good friend of mine, after 7 yrs of medical school and training has
been fired for one minor indiscretion. She slept with one of her
patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time,
effort, training and money. She's still paying on her school loans.
This just goes to show one minor mistake can ruin your life. Thoughts
and prayers for her and her family. She really is a great gal and a
brilliant veterinarian.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 22, 2018 10:40 PM (H5rtT)

173 You're wrong, sir.

*throws down vocabulary gauntlet*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2018 10:39 PM (9SkN+)


Are you challenging me?

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 10:41 PM (+lOpA)

174 Now I'm going to to watch puppy videos.

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 22, 2018 10:41 PM (nBr1j)

175 124 Stud sensor - a device designed to detect 1.5", with a tolerance band of 3".
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 22, 2018 10:18 PM (JyFLk)

Ergo the knuckle knocking on the wall. Just as accurate within those parameters.
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 22, 2018 10:22 PM (R5lpX)


Not of you have plaster walls. None of that works. I have 5/8" plaster over gyp lathe. I have to measure from a corner, window, or doorway. Then do exploratory drilling, keeping an eye out for wood in the tailings.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 22, 2018 10:41 PM (di1hb)

176 Are you challenging me?
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 10:41 PM (+lOpA)

-------

*throws down other vocabulary gauntlet, and removes one sock*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2018 10:42 PM (9SkN+)

177 Very nice '57. But 'restored' is the wrong word. I would probably call it a pro-street custom.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2018 10:42 PM (D5uQK)

178 Not of you have plaster walls. None of that works. I have 5/8" plaster over gyp lathe. I have to measure from a corner, window, or doorway. Then do exploratory drilling, keeping an eye out for wood in the tailings.

There's always the stud finder denier.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 10:43 PM (+lOpA)

179 Thoughts
and prayers for her and her family. She really is a great gal and a
brilliant veterinarian.
Posted by: Stringer Davis

Okay, that was really pretty funny. Hah! x6 or 7

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 22, 2018 10:44 PM (S6Pax)

180
Are you challenging me?

Posted by: eleven


Gerunds at ten paces.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 10:44 PM (g0Auk)

181 *** Not of you have plaster walls. None of that works. I have 5/8" plaster over gyp lathe. I have to measure from a corner, window, or doorway. Then do exploratory drilling, keeping an eye out for wood in the tailings.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf

Helped Dad remodel a 100 year old farmhouse, and we took down an interior wall made that way. What a mess. Which informs this question - have you considered burning the house down and rebuilding?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 22, 2018 10:45 PM (JyFLk)

182
Thanks
Day 11 of feeling like shit.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2018 10:31 PM (3/sUh)

--------

Ugh. Is this an epic hangover or something worse?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2018 10:46 PM (9SkN+)

183 Northernlurker, when my sister was really sick before she died she had so many people praying for her, from all faiths. People who probably never prayed for anything else. Im sure it is just like that for you. Every prayer is a little bit of grace for the person praying, and a chance for redemption. However, I sure wish you didnt have to go through this. God bless you now and two years from now.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 22, 2018 10:46 PM (prxs+)

184 *throws down other vocabulary gauntlet, and removes one sock*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2018 10:42 PM (9SkN+)


Light Sabers at dawn.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 10:46 PM (+lOpA)

185 It's an Oxford 'u'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2018 10:46 PM (D5uQK)

186 Somebody looking for The Paolo?

Posted by: The Paolo at January 22, 2018 10:46 PM (Vl5bQ)

187
Are you mocking ace, mh?

Heh ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2018 10:46 PM (pNxlR)

188 177: hammer, they can call it whatever. that kid did a great job making a four door look that good. i think they call them restomods.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 10:47 PM (KP5rU)

189
However men living as women are being invited for cervical smear tests even though they do not have a cervix, an official guidebook states.


Not just nuts, but fooking nuts.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2018 10:47 PM (pNxlR)

190 181 *** Not of you have plaster walls. None of that works. I have 5/8" plaster over gyp lathe. I have to measure from a corner, window, or doorway. Then do exploratory drilling, keeping an eye out for wood in the tailings.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf

Helped Dad remodel a 100 year old farmhouse, and we took down an interior wall made that way. What a mess. Which informs this question - have you considered burning the house down and rebuilding?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 22, 2018 10:45 PM (JyFLk)


Sometimes...sometimes

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 22, 2018 10:47 PM (di1hb)

191 Maybe a Mafia academy is what Chicago needs. Train up some muscle and turn them loose on neighborhoods who can pay a nominal fee for protection. Maybe cut back on cops and let the citizens spend a little of the freed up tax money on "private security."

Sitting and waiting on Ma's very slow blood transfusion. Cancer sucks.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 22, 2018 10:47 PM (mvUP9)

192 Why did he remove one sock? Should I be worried?

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 10:48 PM (+lOpA)

193 Day 11 of feeling like shit.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2018 10:31 PM


Hope you're feeling better soon, MisHum!

In the interim, remember that a butt tuba spelled backwards is still a butt tuba.

Posted by: Gwenyth P., lifestyle guru at January 22, 2018 10:48 PM (DMUuz)

194 Wanted to thank everyone that offered up prayers for my friend, George. He is still hanging in there, even though the doctor didn't think he would last the night. He was fighting to come out of the induced coma today but they want to keep him out a bit longer. They are draining off fluid. If he makes it, they will start letting him breathe on his own, then let him wake up. If you could keep the prayers going a bit longer, it might do the trick. Thanks!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 22, 2018 10:49 PM (Lqy/e)

195 Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 22, 2018 10:40 PM (H5rtT)
Lmao

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 22, 2018 10:49 PM (IYHxL)

196 Gerunds? I only deal in participles.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 10:49 PM (+lOpA)

197 I've come here to remove socks and kick ass, and I'm almost out of socks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2018 10:49 PM (9SkN+)

198 Sorry. Quote of the Day was Ace with his "Who's Inside My Wife?"

Might be quote of the year -- too early to tell.

Posted by: USA at January 22, 2018 10:49 PM (lE2nd)

199 hammer, they can call it whatever. that kid did a great job making a four door look that good. i think they call them restomods.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
-------------

Yeah, I was groping for a term, and that's it. Yup, the dude put an absolute buttload of work into into it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2018 10:50 PM (+y0ym)

200 Your good to go, Cicero

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 22, 2018 10:50 PM (JyFLk)

201 Helped Dad remodel a 100 year old farmhouse, and we took down an
interior wall made that way. What a mess. Which informs this question -
have you considered burning the house down and rebuilding?


For newer construction it's the preferred method. If you know what you're doing the house can be done right the second time, 'cause it sure as hell wasn't done right the first time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 22, 2018 10:50 PM (IcT7t)

202 Sitting and waiting on Ma's very slow blood transfusion. Cancer sucks.



Yup.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 22, 2018 10:51 PM (prxs+)

203 Iron Mike is totally right. I was just about to write that one up.
People in "postwar" houses think they have "plaster" walls, but, plasterboard. Better than pulp-board, but, not the same.

Some of those older lath-and-plaster assemblies have metal grid in them, or real horsehair. All of them have three different layers, and consistencies, of plaster. It was an art. They are very substantial. And will drive you nuts.

Some other things that will screw up electronic and magnetic sensors? In my house I have some recycled 2x4's which are two inches. By four inches. Oak. In many places they are exactly on 16 inch centers, so all you have to do is pre-drill every nail hole. In the part that was going to be "just" the garage, the spacing, um, varied a little. Large dense wood responds differently to a densitometer than sundried "SPF."

Sometimes the last SOB who was in there, check your notes to see if it was you, missed the stud with a nail or screw, or 2 or 3, and just left them in. If you use a magnetic detector, you will miss by exactly the same margin.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 22, 2018 10:52 PM (H5rtT)

204 "Jonah Goldberg of National Review is usually one of those unfunny Faculty Lounge Conservatives."

Jonah Goldberg had an opportunity to kick the shit out of Al Franken. He cherried:

https://tinyurl.com/ycr59suo

Scroll down to "My Pundit Can Beat Up Your Pundit".

Jonah Goldberg's a jelly-faced dicksucker.

Posted by: Monty James at January 22, 2018 10:52 PM (gKOMX)

205 There's some company in the UK that make Jaguar XKEs into modern, non-lethal cars that still look like XKEs. They charge like a million bucks for each copy.

Restomods.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2018 10:53 PM (9SkN+)

206
80 I thought there were feet under the cabinet
Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 22, 2018 10:13 PM (hMwEB)


Yeah, from the Wicked Ewok of the East. It's the boxboard slippers that gave him away.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2018 10:53 PM (0spTc)

207
Helped Dad remodel a 100 year old farmhouse, and we took down an interior wall made that way. What a mess. Which informs this question - have you considered burning the house down and rebuilding?

Posted by: 2009Refugee


Our house in Ohio was built in 1867. Plaster walls and all, we were sorry to leave it. It will be here for another 150. Oak joists, real 2 x 8, maple hardwood floors.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 10:53 PM (g0Auk)

208 172 She slept with one of her
patients and can no longer work in the profession. ... She really is a great gal and a
brilliant veterinarian.


wait. what?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 22, 2018 10:53 PM (2//jc)

209 i fell asleep at the keyboard



good night

Posted by: booknlass at January 22, 2018 10:53 PM (J6xuH)

210 did anybody ask tony romo what a jagwire is yet? jagwire? really tony?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 10:54 PM (KP5rU)

211 209 i fell asleep at the keyboard


--------

I'm putting my heart and soul into this, and this is what I get in return?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2018 10:55 PM (9SkN+)

212 210 did anybody ask tony romo what a jagwire is yet? jagwire? really tony?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 10:54 PM (KP5rU)



???

I thought you hated foosball.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 10:55 PM (+lOpA)

213 A terrible day for millions of people who just want to get on with their lives and not have Congress cost them even more money."Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA)

All criminals, bank robbers for instance, want to get on with their lives without laws and law enforcement costing them more money. What a bozo. Stop thinking we'll respond on cue to buzz-phrases (ex. "Russkies!") and form an actual argument.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 10:55 PM (/qEW2)

214 heh heh

nite Cicero

Posted by: booknlass at January 22, 2018 10:56 PM (J6xuH)

215 She really is a great gal and a brilliant veterinarian.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 22, 2018 10:40 PM (H5rtT)


Posted by: Country Singer at January 22, 2018 10:56 PM (yzxic)

216 This veterinarian... Her name isn't "Catherine" by any chance, is it?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 22, 2018 10:56 PM (e9G8E)

217 She slept with one of her patients and can no longer work in the profession. ... She really is a great gal and a
brilliant veterinarian.

wait. what?

-
That's right. The parrot talked.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 10:56 PM (+y/Ru)

218 I'm putting my heart and soul into this, and this is what I get in return?
Posted by: Cicero
-----------

A lifetime of accumulated wisdom lost, like tears in the rain...

Posted by: Mike Batty at January 22, 2018 10:56 PM (K1sgG)

219 212; i do. saw it on some intertube site. don't watch football live or taped. i just like when they fuck stuff up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 10:57 PM (KP5rU)

220
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 22, 2018 10:40 PM (H5rtT)


* decides to allow the obvious ambiguity to remain unmentioned *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2018 10:57 PM (pNxlR)

221
In the interim, remember that a butt tuba spelled backwards is still a butt tuba.
Posted by: Gwenyth P., lifestyle guru


A man, a plan a butt tuba.

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 22, 2018 10:57 PM (IqV8l)

222
There's some company in the UK that make Jaguar XKEs into modern, non-lethal cars that still look like XKEs. They charge like a million bucks for each copy.

Restomods.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2018 10:53 PM (9SkN+)







For two million, they'll swap out the Lucas Electric parts.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2018 10:58 PM (eXA4G)

223 219 212; i do. saw it on some intertube site. don't watch football live or taped. i just like when they fuck stuff up.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 10:57 PM (KP5rU)


I thought you just hated everything.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 10:58 PM (+lOpA)

224 Re: NHS. Is this really a big deal? Don't those women have breast tissue removed as well as hysterectomies? Hence almost no risk of breast/cervical cancer.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 10:59 PM (/qEW2)

225 She slept with one of her patients and can no longer work in the profession. ... She really is a great gal and a brilliant veterinarian.
---
That dog lies!!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 22, 2018 10:59 PM (tr2D7)

226 223; that's just a little presumptuous.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 10:59 PM (KP5rU)

227
There's some company in the UK that make Jaguar XKEs into modern, non-lethal cars that still look like XKEs. They charge like a million bucks for each copy.

Restomods.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


"All parts falling off this car are of the finest British workmanship."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 10:59 PM (g0Auk)

228 was there some story about the Russians and a pink torpedo?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 11:00 PM (MTjB1)

229 157
BIG NEWS !!! On John Batchelor Show John Fund Said That Peter Sztrok Has hired DEM. Super Lawyer David Boies

The guy that lost the Gore case?


and there was that SCO unpleasantness.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 22, 2018 11:00 PM (2//jc)

230 You start small. Say, stick a 'post-a-note' on the wall and see if it stays put. Then work up a bit. Say, hang a 3x5 photo on the fridge with a magnet that looks like a piece of fruit. Then after a few cycles of the door and the picture remains stuck, try pinning an old centerfold to a corkboard. Then nail the corkboard to a wall.....

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 22, 2018 11:00 PM (OtVYM)

231 I'm nothing if not presumptuous.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 11:00 PM (+lOpA)

232 203 Iron Mike is totally right. I was just about to write that one up.
People in "postwar" houses think they have "plaster" walls, but, plasterboard. Better than pulp-board, but, not the same.

Some of those older lath-and-plaster assemblies have metal grid in them, or real horsehair. All of them have three different layers, and consistencies, of plaster. It was an art. They are very substantial. And will drive you nuts.

Some other things that will screw up electronic and magnetic sensors? In my house I have some recycled 2x4's which are two inches. By four inches. Oak. In many places they are exactly on 16 inch centers, so all you have to do is pre-drill every nail hole. In the part that was going to be "just" the garage, the spacing, um, varied a little. Large dense wood responds differently to a densitometer than sundried "SPF."

Sometimes the last SOB who was in there, check your notes to see if it was you, missed the stud with a nail or screw, or 2 or 3, and just left them in. If you use a magnetic detector, you will miss by exactly the same margin.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 22, 2018 10:52 PM (H5rtT)


The aggregate in my middle layer of plaster has a high mineral content. Plays hell with WIFI. I ended up pulling cable hither and yon to set up access points.

Mom's house is old. The addition is post Civil War. Original part of the house dates to 1830s. 18x18x30" quarried sandstone blocks for the foundation, floor joists are 12 inch logs hewn flat on the top side.

Studs are black walnut. Sheesh.

Put a new floor in her kitchen (over the log joists). Boy, was that ever so much fun getting it flat.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 22, 2018 11:01 PM (di1hb)

233 Malicious compliance would be a welcome change from how the deep state FBI, DHS, CFPB, etc. behave. They don't even bother to comply. They just laugh in our face.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 11:01 PM (/qEW2)

234 <___ src="http://smilies.mee.nu/light/15_orange/icon_eek.gif">

Posted by: Monty James at January 22, 2018 11:02 PM (gKOMX)

235 I would rather have a Datsun 280-Z.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 11:02 PM (+lOpA)

236 231; i thought so.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 11:02 PM (KP5rU)

237 i don't hate everything. i love chuckie schumers hair. i laugh my ass off everytime i see that chickenfucker. it's taking on a life of its' own.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 11:04 PM (KP5rU)

238 the xke mods are here

http://www.eaglegb.com/155/spyder-gt




the spyder gt is the more modern version

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 11:04 PM (MTjB1)

239 238: nice. but, a million? have to really love a jagwire to spend that kind of coin for one.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 11:07 PM (KP5rU)

240 Learned to play the acoustic guitar intro to the Richards/Jagger tune "Angie," yesterday and today, and Keith composed a beauty. My playing, not so much. Yet.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 22, 2018 11:07 PM (U6f54)

241 >>>A
good friend of mine, after 7 yrs of medical school and training has

been fired for one minor indiscretion. She slept with one of her

patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time,

effort, training and money. She's still paying on her school loans.

This just goes to show one minor mistake can ruin your life. Thoughts

and prayers for her and her family. She really is a great gal and a

brilliant veterinarian.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 22, 2018 10:40 PM (H5rtT)<<<

Damn Skippy.



Posted by: Toby the Beagle at January 22, 2018 11:07 PM (6DDWJ)

242 That's why I've been using a magnetic stud finder the past year or so. Not perfect, but much better than the electronic types I've used.

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 10:24 PM (AMIL/)

I have one that's just a magnet on a pivot inside a clear plastic housing. As long as the homebuilder nailed the drywall on center stud, you can't go wrong.

Posted by: Bill R. at January 22, 2018 11:08 PM (IuYIh)

243 She was 15, tripping out of her mind, had nowhere e!se to go, and everybody around her thought Charlie was magic.
So just like us with Ace!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 11:09 PM (ewxPW)

244 22, 2018 10:46 PM (9SkN+)

183 Northernlurker, when my sister was really sick before she died she had so many people praying for her, from all faiths. People who probably never prayed for anything else. Im sure it is just like that for you. Every prayer is a little bit of grace for the person praying, and a chance for redemption. However, I sure wish you didnt have to go through this. God bless you now and two years from now.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 22, 2018 10:46 PM (prxs+)

Thank you.

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 22, 2018 11:09 PM (nBr1j)

245
144 Wasn't Tell Savalas the Jennifer Aniston's Uncle?


No, her godfather.

Lived with Sally Sheridan from 1969 to 1978. Her daughter from a previous relationship is Nicollette Sheridan, who considered Savalas as her father.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2018 11:10 PM (pNxlR)

246 I'm headed to bed. Be well all
You all ROCK..
T

Posted by: Farmer at January 22, 2018 11:11 PM (yJ1e6)

247 WMDS, glad to hear about your bewbs. :-)

Northernlurker, you remain in our thoughts & prayers.

Posted by: Johnny at January 22, 2018 11:11 PM (kUotE)

248 Infidel......thank you! It was very stressful. Even more than I realized until I got the results today. Broke down in tears.

BTH....thank you!

And to the rest of you morons......lol......phrasing

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 22, 2018 11:12 PM (mMeIQ)

249
And so to bed. Goodnight, Horde.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 11:12 PM (Sn+mL)

250 I've built a few kitchens, and always beefed up the wall cabs hanging arrangment by cutting away the sheetrock between studs, installing 2x4 nailers, then screwing the rock back on.

With that, we can screw the wall cabs up on a count and spacing we want, no matter the cab size.

And always used the specialty cab hanger screws made for the purpose. Definitely not sheetrock screws.

But that's the installation-half part of it. The cabs are either built with nailers added to their backs, high and low, or with full-thickness backs, like 5/8 or 3/4 inch.

And that's my carpentry advice for the blog tonight.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 22, 2018 11:14 PM (U6f54)

251 Sometimes the oak-stud finders and the black walnut-stud finders sit down with a bottle of pretty good whiskey and co-miserate. And sometimes they don't get back up.

BIL bought the family farm, out in the real Black Swamp, and has been in a tizzy ever since. When he had the foundations re-done, he wanted rid of those quarried blocks. His wife did not. I had to hurt him pretty bad to hang onto those. He had a bid from "his guy" to lay them into a loose retaining wall for $10K. I told him I'd do it for bourbon money, if he'd help. Then I told him what he needed was a Mexican. He thought that was a racist joke, until he met a Mexican (retired from the GM plant, been in the county about as long as we have). Now he has a beautiful wall, a new "his guy," and a steady stream of people driving up the side road to see that "Mexican stone work." I razz him about that pretty good. Cost about $1200.

Now he's worked his way up to the 3rd story, where wife found that the big attic dorm room has real hand-hewn 8x8's, mortise-and-tenon with wood pegs, and actual brick laid up as the firestop/insulation. She wants to save it all, and I'm afraid I'm on her side here. We're going to need a "dendro-chronologist" on this job.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 22, 2018 11:14 PM (H5rtT)

252
Isn't the Schumer Shutdown where Amy is unable to steal anyone else's jokes and her "comedy" gig gets cancelled?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2018 11:14 PM (pNxlR)

253 Shoemer has betrayed our Presdnet of Color today. Shoemer must go !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 22, 2018 11:14 PM (hqQ+Q)

254 249
And so to bed. Goodnight, Horde.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 11:12 PM (Sn+mL)

Night Hadrian.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 11:15 PM (sZJfc)

255 Publius.......yes irregularities on the mammogram. Said they had to be 100% sure it was not cancer

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 22, 2018 11:17 PM (mMeIQ)

256 I am going to go officially 'spergey about the photo at the top of the thread. 'Spergey the way we do in art threads.

That's cedar shingles which means it has to be right next to salt water. It's a design that's sort of Cape Cod, but it isn't. It's not indigenous to wherever it is, it's some new thing so probably condo developers so I'm guessing the Outer Banks.

Have we talked about this? I'll be scrolling up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 11:18 PM (fuK7c)

257 That's right. The parrot talked.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 10:56 PM (+y/Ru)


========

Could be a dog. A dog's thing inflates so that it cannot immediately be removed. If she misjudged the timing and were caught crawling around the floor in such a position, I imagine there would be charges filed. As with the news anchors, you'd think these idiots could restrain themselves until they got home.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 11:19 PM (/qEW2)

258 Sometimes the oak-stud finders and the black walnut-stud finders sit
down with a bottle of pretty good whiskey and commiserate. And sometimes
they don't get back up.

We don't serve your kind in here!

Posted by: white pine bartender at January 22, 2018 11:21 PM (ewxPW)

259 you know, when you read about fbi and doj agents exchanging texts on government phones about improper things, it makes you wonder how good they are at counter intelligence.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 11:21 PM (MTjB1)

260 To be is to do - Socrates

To do is to be - Sartre

Do be do be do - Sinatra

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2018 11:21 PM (eMKNe)

261 Great ONT as per usual. Thanks, MisHum.

1. The sick picture looks sick in comparison to the placebo. Sickly grey skin tone, dull eyes, lips pressed together with more of a frown expression.

2. I've been to a few presentations that implied 3-D printers would be a game changer along the lines of the Model T, the computer, etc. Also implied that one of the things needed was a less punitive economy more favorably disposed to innovation with less stifling regulation. Curious if this is a storm brewing (in a good way).

Posted by: RM at January 22, 2018 11:22 PM (eP+dt)

262 I am going to go officially 'spergey about the photo at the top of the thread. 'Spergey the way we do in art threads.

That's cedar shingles which means it has to be right next to salt water. It's a design that's sort of Cape Cod, but it isn't. It's not indigenous to wherever it is, it's some new thing so probably condo developers so I'm guessing the Outer Banks.

Have we talked about this? I'll be scrolling up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January




well the plants and trees angle of roof are not outer banks at all, especially the roof angle. my guess is cape cod.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 11:23 PM (MTjB1)

263 star wars it stupid. this is funny



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G_QaieZCFA&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 11:25 PM (MTjB1)

264 >> .yes irregularities on the mammogram

I'm sure that had you worried sick, so sorry. I'm glad it turned out to be nothing.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 11:25 PM (8O3HH)

265
The house in the center of the first photo is hurricane bait - closest to the shore and not on stilts.

Buh-bye!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2018 11:25 PM (pNxlR)

266 Learned to play the acoustic guitar intro to the Richards/Jagger tune "Angie," yesterday and today, and Keith composed a beauty. My playing, not so much. Yet.


Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 22, 2018 11:07 PM


Congrats. A criminally under rated single and one that isn't easy to get *just right* when playing.

Posted by: otho at January 22, 2018 11:25 PM (qGuLD)

267 Not of you have plaster walls. None of that works. I
have 5/8" plaster over gyp lathe. I have to measure from a corner,
window, or doorway. Then do exploratory drilling, keeping an eye out for
wood in the tailings.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 22, 2018 10:41 PM (di1hb)
---
you too, eh?

1942 house. we couldn't rebuild it if we wanted to, and $$ was no object. the skills just don't exist. or the wood. old growth #1 lumber (based on ring density and markings) for studs?

yeah, good luck finding that on a legal market these days.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 11:25 PM (aMZRM)

268 WMDS - so happy for you and your family! The feeling of relief has to be surreal. Enjoy!

Posted by: RM at January 22, 2018 11:26 PM (eP+dt)

269 Trump liesd and we must impeach him tonite !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 22, 2018 11:26 PM (hqQ+Q)

270 Hey Mary. How're you and the pink elephants doing?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2018 11:28 PM (eMKNe)

271 hey there: were you thinking of breaking down and watching the Stupor Bowl, because no kneeling teams were playing?

it's still a kneeling league: The NFL told AMVETS to #FOAD over an ad that included the graphic #PleaseStand

F them, sideways, with a tanker's bar.

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2018/01/22/nfl-rejects-veterans-
groups-super-bowl-ad-urging-people-to-stand-for-anthem.html

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 11:28 PM (aMZRM)

272
260 To be is to do - Socrates

To do is to be - Sartre

Do be do be do - Sinatra

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2018 11:21 PM



Don't care who you are... That there was funny...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 22, 2018 11:28 PM (4DCSq)

273 dot-dash, uh huh.


I've had extensive direct experience with many Beltway wunder-institutions that resulted in "are you kidding me?" moments.


And the cast of characters being exposed in all this is exactly what I thought they were before - unfit, not very able people of bad character who should never have any positions of responsibility. But - Obama years. Worse than the Clinton years, which were disastrous enough.


Dunno if true, but reports out there that Sessions has been leaning on Wray to fire McCabe, without success. Skeptical on that one. But what in the wide, wide world of sports is it like for Wray to come in as director, when it's pretty clear an important part of the FBI has just gone through a period of rank criminality? With the collusion (he) of the DOJ.


One intriguing tidbit. DiGenova's quite interesting interview mentioned in passing, but with some emphasis, that "line attorneys, civil servants", meaning career not political appointees, had been involved in the FBI/DOJ lawlessness. Nice. Third World.








Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 11:29 PM (QDnY+)

274 209 i fell asleep at the keyboard

Posted by: booknlass at January 22, 2018 10:53 PM (J6xuH)


Lotta that going around.

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 11:29 PM (sdi6R)

275 Evenin Horde of Critical Thinkers.....

Reason Number One why I Adide the Ol' AoS.......The Ron's an Ette's that make up the constituency here are a rarity.....Y'all THINK for yourselves.

It's a Blessin, an I thank y'all.

Excellent ONT Mis H........Hottub Grade.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 22, 2018 11:29 PM (t2yDE)

276 271; redc, saw that this morning. what you said. eff them.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 11:30 PM (KP5rU)

277 well the plants and trees angle of roof are not outer banks at all, especially the roof angle. my guess is cape cod.


Thank you for joining in the speculation. I guessed outer banks because that's the place I don't know that looks like cape cod. It looks wrong to you and you seem to know the outer banks.

So, I guess I'll go with a new development on Martha's Vineyard. Whatever it is is not quite right but it's not all the way wrong.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 11:30 PM (fuK7c)

278
I've had extensive direct experience with many Beltway wunder-institutions that resulted in "are you kidding me?" moments.


And the cast of characters being exposed in all this is exactly what I thought they were before - unfit, not very able people of bad character who should never have any positions of responsibility. But - Obama years. Worse than the Clinton years, which were disastrous enough.


Dunno if true, but reports out there that Sessions has been leaning on Wray to fire McCabe, without success. Skeptical on that one. But what in the wide, wide world of sports is it like for Wray to come in as director, when it's pretty clear an important part of the FBI has just gone through a period of rank criminality? With the collusion (he) of the DOJ.


One intriguing tidbit. DiGenova's quite interesting interview mentioned in passing, but with some emphasis, that "line attorneys, civil servants", meaning career not political appointees, had been involved in the FBI/DOJ lawlessness. Nice. Third World.








Posted by: rhomboid at January




ugh.

interesting insights.

Thanks

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 11:31 PM (MTjB1)

279 Thank you for joining in the speculation. I guessed outer banks because that's the place I don't know that looks like cape cod. It looks wrong to you and you seem to know the outer banks.

So, I guess I'll go with a new development on Martha's Vineyard. Whatever it is is not quite right but it's not all the way wrong.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January




well, may have cheated by googling the picture. it is cape cod.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 11:32 PM (MTjB1)

280 I worked on a job for just a couple of days in North Carolina one time, when my folks lived in the piedmont. English guy, retired British Army (Uhuru Rebellion and Malaya!) was rebuilding an antebellum manse. Among many things we had to talk about, he said the first thing you had to do to restore one of those houses was to find another one in bad enough shape that it had no historic listings, and buy that one to use to make new building materials.

I learned an awful lot about historic restoration in just a couple days. Pretty much decided that like so many other interests I had, it made a better hobby than a living.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 22, 2018 11:32 PM (H5rtT)

281 Woop woop.

Good news: recruiter has a client who is interested and motivated. Bad news: client is in Battle Creek. Meh news: Recruiter says the client is motivated to the point of making the commute from Lansing... nicely compensated, plus possible remote-work days or 4/10 weeks instead of 5/8s. Plus, it's a long drive, but it's three straight lanes to nowhere, there's never any traffic or anything, a bungie cord could drive it.

Don't count your chickens before they've interviewed you and made an offer news: I have been neither interviewed nor made an offer.

Still, it doesn't hurt to hope, eh? I even ogled the $1.19 ramen at Kroger this afternoon. Soon...

Posted by: hogmartin at January 22, 2018 11:34 PM (y87Qq)

282 well, may have cheated by googling the picture. it is cape cod.


OK, then, where on Cape Cod because now that matters Mr. Cheaty McCheaterson.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 11:34 PM (fuK7c)

283 She really is a great gal and a

brilliant veterinarian.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 22, 2018 10:40 PM (H5rtT)

So she's feeling really cowed right now, I guess?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2018 11:34 PM (gB1fy)

284 261
I've been to a few presentations that implied 3-D printers would be a game changer along the lines of the Model T, the computer, etc. Also implied that one of the things needed was a less punitive economy more favorably disposed to innovation with less stifling regulation. Curious if this is a storm brewing (in a good way).
Posted by: RM at January 22, 2018 11:22 PM (eP+dt)


Just think about how useful 3D printing would be in, say, a Moon or Mars colony, where if they need a new part, they simply print it from local raw materials instead of having it flown from Earth.

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 11:35 PM (sdi6R)

285 Due to the staining on shingles, size, and general appearance my guess is that the center house in the top photo with flag is a vintage cottage. The one on the right with multiple meters could well be condos. The one on the left has more ornate trim near the roof so suspect it is of a different time.

Posted by: RM at January 22, 2018 11:37 PM (eP+dt)

286 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/955553206414856193

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/955553290560983040

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/955553377299116032

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/955553459775950848

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2018 11:37 PM (eh0Va)

287 More SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/955553544379256832

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/955553637211738112

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/955553769386897408

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/955554830453485568

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2018 11:38 PM (eh0Va)

288 So if Obama said it would take a magic wand to make America great again I would have to believe that DJTPOTUSVSG has a magic wand? oy vey

Posted by: vizzy at January 22, 2018 11:38 PM (s5Khz)

289 Yeah, I was groping for a term, and that's it. Yup, the dude put an absolute buttload of work into into it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2018 10:50 PM (+y0ym)

Other than the wheels, I like it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2018 11:39 PM (gB1fy)

290 There's a show called Stone House Revival that's about restoration work on old houses (although I don't know if all/most/only some are 'historic').

It's interesting but between the commercials and repeating what they've already done after each commercial break, the show is probably just 17 minutes long!
http://www.hgtv.com/shows/stone-house-revival

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 11:39 PM (ewxPW)

291 I'm try to teach my Japanese wife how to pronounce "Aluminum Foil".

Hilarity has ensued.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 22, 2018 11:40 PM (w+Jhj)

292 OK, then, where on Cape Cod because now that matters Mr. Cheaty McCheaterson.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January




This is all I have on the issue

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 11:41 PM (MTjB1)

293 Don't laugh about 3-D printers on Mars. One application discussed was the construction of islands - I think it was near China.

Posted by: RM at January 22, 2018 11:42 PM (eP+dt)

294 Always beware of taking your pet to any place named the "Happy Ending Veterinary Clinic".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 11:42 PM (/qEW2)

295 I'm try to teach my Japanese wife how to pronounce "Aluminum Foil".

Hilarity has ensued.



Oh, go all the way. Teach her the difference between that and the Brits' aluminium.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 11:42 PM (fuK7c)

296 289: aop, i would drive the wheels off that machine.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 11:44 PM (KP5rU)

297 I always thought the cultured people pronounced it as Jag-U-wuh

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2018 11:44 PM (9SkN+)

298 Ah-roo-meen-ee-oo-moo Foo-oh-ee-roo...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 22, 2018 11:44 PM (e9G8E)

299 Not of you have plaster walls. None of that works. I
have 5/8" plaster over gyp lathe. I have to measure from a corner,
window, or doorway. Then do exploratory drilling, keeping an eye out for
wood in the tailings.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 22, 2018 10:41 PM (di1hb)
---
you too, eh?

1942 house. we couldn't rebuild it if we wanted to, and $$ was no object. the skills just don't exist. or the wood. old growth #1 lumber (based on ring density and markings) for studs?

yeah, good luck finding that on a legal market these days.


Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 11:25 PM (aMZRM)


I learned in the old houses. I'll never forget the day I had to learn how to seriously plaster. Beautiful old house we got called in to fix, because the electricians were the fucking 3 stooges. They blasted holes 1foot X 1foot in a ton of walls for electrical boxes, and left the boxes just hanging by the wires. These arrogant bastards had the balls to cut big squares through original hardwood floors with a sawzall. They left entire walls looking like somebody got thrown into them. It took a month and half to put it back together.

I actually have ancient molding planes, so I could somewhat reproduce old moldings. We had a backroom loaded with old original moldings, and that saved my ass a shit ton of times. A crime what some people did to old houses.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 22, 2018 11:44 PM (aMlLZ)

300 "Oh, go all the way. Teach her the difference between that and the Brits' aluminium.

Posted by: Bandersnatch"

I actually got her to do the "Aluminum" part pretty good by teaching her to "sing" the 4 syllables.

The "Foil" part, however, still needs some work.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 22, 2018 11:45 PM (w+Jhj)

301 297: no it's jag you are.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 11:45 PM (KP5rU)

302 You don't fuck with Telly, Baby! That's taboo, bad mojo, karma, juju.

He was a poet warrior in the classic sense.

Posted by: Fritz at January 22, 2018 11:46 PM (bJ0w+)

303 "Ah-roo-meen-ee-oo-moo Foo-oh-ee-roo...


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki"

Oh, so you heard her practicing?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 22, 2018 11:47 PM (w+Jhj)

304




http://www.oneyear47nationalparks.com/page/2




this is all I have on the cape cod thing.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 11:48 PM (MTjB1)

305 Do you ever reproduce moldings in plaster or something synthetic copying originals? I just wonder because I make rubber molds.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 11:50 PM (ewxPW)

306 291 I'm try to teach my Japanese wife how to pronounce "Aluminum Foil".

Hilarity has ensued.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 22, 2018 11:40 PM (w+Jhj)


hah.

Aruminum froy.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 11:50 PM (+lOpA)

307 Is there a penguin on the Telly?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 11:50 PM (IqV8l)

308 289: aop, i would drive the wheels off that machine.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 11:44 PM (KP5rU)

That's one way of getting rid of those ugly things.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2018 11:50 PM (gB1fy)

309 Scary Stupid Customer of Wal-Mart...

Tonight get asked if we have any pellets. Take customer to the shelf that normally has the pellets for the rifles and pistols. We are out.

He is disappointed at this fact so decides to tell me why he asked. Seems said customer has a cousin who is angry at him and threatening to come over with a firearm.

Yeah, a firearm.

I told him he really needs to call the police.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 22, 2018 11:51 PM (Xq/2B)

310 It's interesting but between the commercials and
repeating what they've already done after each commercial break, the
show is probably just 17 minutes long!
http://www.hgtv.com/shows/stone-house-revival


Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 11:39 PM (ewxPW)

Seems to me all those phoney-baloney reality TV shows do that. Pad, pad, pad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2018 11:51 PM (gB1fy)

311 A program or on top of the television?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 11:52 PM (ewxPW)

312 Ray-noh-dzoo Rah-poo?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 22, 2018 11:52 PM (e9G8E)

313 A program or on top of the television?


Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 11:52 PM (ewxPW)

There's a penguin on the telly!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2018 11:54 PM (gB1fy)

314 "hah.



Aruminum froy.

Posted by: eleven"

A few Gin + Tonics is also exacerbating the situation.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 22, 2018 11:54 PM (w+Jhj)

315 1 I'm try to teach my Japanese wife how to pronounce "Aluminum Foil".

Hilarity has ensued.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
----------

I had that problem with a grad student, trying to get him to pronounce 'amplifier'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2018 11:54 PM (dzxr0)

316 "There's a penguin on the telly!


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

PP1: Burma!

PP2: What did you say Burma for?

PP1: I Panicked.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 22, 2018 11:55 PM (w+Jhj)

317 Oh, intercourse the penguin!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 11:55 PM (ewxPW)

318 A few Gin + Tonics is also exacerbating the situation.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 22, 2018 11:54 PM (w+Jhj)


chin chin.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 11:56 PM (+lOpA)

319 this is all I have on the cape cod thing.


Thanks. There are three parts to Cape Cod (four if you count Buzzard's Bay, but I don't), the Bay, the Sound, and the Ocean. I think the reason this picture looks wrong is because it's from the Sound somewhere. That's the part underneath in between the land and Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 11:56 PM (fuK7c)

320 Do you ever reproduce moldings in plaster or something synthetic copying originals? I just wonder because I make rubber molds.


Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 11:50 PM (ewxPW)

Not these days. I have been out of that trade for years. I somewhat recently did one of those plaster ceiling casts you see at the base of a chandelier. But its been years since I did that work. I know they make a ton of composite architectural moldings these days, my brother uses them occasionally. He is still in the business.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 22, 2018 11:56 PM (aMlLZ)

321 So this evening after many weeks of jokes I finally bothered to look up what the hell a ficus is.

It's a fig tree, for the record.

And possibly a type of weasel, but hey.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 22, 2018 11:58 PM (lLeln)

322 Aluminium foil is "arumihoiru" in Nipponese because the "f" sound can only occur before "u"...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 22, 2018 11:58 PM (e9G8E)

323 That's one way of getting rid of those ugly things.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------

Or, given the obvious short/stiff suspension, and very narrow sidewalls, just drive down a potholed road. Bent rims in no time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2018 11:58 PM (dzxr0)

324 Thanks, Berserker. Just curious.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 11:58 PM (ewxPW)

325 104 I'm confused by the whole Chelsea Manning thing. Wasn't s/he dishonorably discharged? If so, s/he's no longer in the military. But doesn't being dishonorably discharged preclude you from being able to vote much less run for office? And of course if s/he hasn't been discharged yet, s/he's still in the military -- in which case s/he can't run for office. So whether s/he's still in or not, s/he shouldn't be able to run for office.
Posted by: Jim S. at January 22, 2018 10:17 PM (ynUnH)

IIRC, he received a BCD, not a DD.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 22, 2018 11:58 PM (F/Ip4)

326 aop, i would drive the wheels off that machine.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 11:44 PM (KP5rU)

That's one way of getting rid of those ugly things.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2018 11:50 PM (gB1fy)


What wheels would these be? Ooohh let me guess, some assholic looking 21" stage coach type things they're using these days?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 22, 2018 11:58 PM (aMlLZ)

327 129 Will trips to Walgreens or CVS be a thing of the past? In the future you could use 3D printing to make your own drugs.

========

No. This is how it will play out. Congress will pass laws outlawing it, claiming it is somehow risky or dangerous. They will do this because Merck and Eli Lilly will be stuffing their pockets.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 10:24 PM (/qEW2)


I didn't get to read it all, but there was an article in the WSJ about how China is taking the lead in using gene editing to treat cancer because the FDA is putting up roadblocks to American doctors who want to use that technology.

Here's the online link, although it's behind the paywall:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaao3b94

America used to lead the world in innovation, because inventors didn't have to ask for the government's permission every time they wanted to try something new. Nowadays, not so much.

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 11:59 PM (sdi6R)

328 The GCM conviction and sentence should still count as a felony conviction, though.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 22, 2018 11:59 PM (F/Ip4)

329 I've redone houses built in 1912, 1927, and currently live in a 1937 two story that I like a great deal. Always do a mix of restoration and updating (hint: ALWAYS go with an all new kitchen, and don't scrimp on the bathrooms either)

I've gotten pretty good at redoing oak hardwood floors myself, I rather enjoy it. I also have learned that whenever I have workmen in a room that I really am going to care about the looks, I stay there and watch them like a hawk the whole time. And i've pissed off quite a few when I order them to stop what they're doing, right now, and then instruct them exactly how I want it done, and then won't leave until I see them do it they way they're told.

And if they don't like it, they can get the hell out and I find someone else.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 12:00 AM (V2Yro)

330 BTW, PP = Pepperpot
http://montypython.wikia.com/wiki/Pepperpot

Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2018 12:01 AM (ewxPW)

331 Well, I went for my eye doctor appointment today. Assembly-line medicine; four different stations, or was it five? I now know how a chicken feels going through the packing plant. But good news, nonetheless. Optometrist was wrong; I have no vitreous detachment, nor any retina issues at all. But I do have incipient cataracts, and I am now booked for refractive lens replacement surgery. One eyebone in April, the next in June. The surgery, and one standard lens is fully covered by Alberta Health Care. My left eye will need a toric lens to correct for astigmatism, so I will have to pay the upcharge of $950 for that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2018 12:01 AM (gB1fy)

332 326; berserker, you would be correct. what the hell ever happened to the classic ansen sprints, american mags, cragars, etc. these hooptie designed wheels are shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2018 12:01 AM (KP5rU)

333 Still, it doesn't hurt to hope, eh? I even ogled the $1.19 ramen at Kroger this afternoon. Soon...
Posted by: hogmartin at January 22, 2018 11:34 PM (y87Qq)

Well, one does need their dreams to sustain them in times of want.

Posted by: John Henry at January 23, 2018 12:03 AM (z79tQ)

334 I've redone houses built in 1912, 1927, and currently live in a 1937 two story that I like a great deal. Always do a mix of restoration and updating (hint: ALWAYS go with an all new kitchen, and don't scrimp on the bathrooms either)

I've gotten pretty good at redoing oak hardwood floors myself, I rather enjoy it. I also have learned that whenever I have workmen in a room that I really am going to care about the looks, I stay there and watch them like a hawk the whole time. And i've pissed off quite a few when I order them to stop what they're doing, right now, and then instruct them exactly how I want it done, and then won't leave until I see them do it they way they're told.

And if they don't like it, they can get the hell out and I find someone else.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 12:00 AM (V2Yro)


The oldest house I ever did a kitchen in was built in 1874, and it had the straightest frigging floor I ever saw in an old house. I used one tip of one shim along the whole base cabinet run. I was frigging astonished.

Yeah, you do have to watch workers sometimes. The shit I saw over the years is unreal.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 23, 2018 12:03 AM (aMlLZ)

335 What wheels would these be? Ooohh let me guess, some assholic looking 21" stage coach type things they're using these days?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 22, 2018 11:58 PM (aMlLZ)

The article said 20", which is bad enough. Some nice spoked mags in 15" would have been fine.
The good thing is, bad wheels can be gone with a few rattles of an impact gun.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2018 12:04 AM (gB1fy)

336 Still, it doesn't hurt to hope, eh? I even ogled the $1.19 ramen at Kroger this afternoon. Soon...
Posted by: hogmartin at January 22, 2018 11:34 PM (y87Qq)


Good luck. I have an interview tomorrow.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2018 12:04 AM (2K6fY)

337 Manning is still in the Army! Wasn't pardoned - his sentence was commuted...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 23, 2018 12:04 AM (e9G8E)

338 So the lead story on local news tonight is that Hamilton is sold out? WTF?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 23, 2018 12:05 AM (mMeIQ)

339 336 Still, it doesn't hurt to hope, eh? I even ogled the $1.19 ramen at Kroger this afternoon. Soon...
Posted by: hogmartin at January 22, 2018 11:34 PM (y87Qq)

Good luck. I have an interview tomorrow.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2018 12:04 AM (2K6fY)

Good luck!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 23, 2018 12:06 AM (xJa6I)

340 I tried to watch the Telly Savalas video, and I bust out laughing. What is that?! How did he get a #1 hit with that?

Was he trying to be the 'talking' Barry White? So funny. And embarrassing.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 23, 2018 12:06 AM (Is4Ai)

341 And oh btw.....you are all the awesome! Thanks for your well wishes

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 23, 2018 12:07 AM (mMeIQ)

342 berserker, you would be correct. what the hell ever happened to the classic ansen sprints, american mags, cragars, etc. these hooptie designed wheels are shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2018 12:01 AM (KP5rU)


Cragars are still out there. My roadrunner has them. You can still get torque thrusts, and in a few different styles too along with the classic ones. I'm pretty sure a lot of the oldies are around, mostly because of muscle car dudes trying to get that era correct stuff. Its these resto mod chuckleheads that are using a lot of the big silly wheels. My brother has a '70 roadrunner, and he stopped at "17 and went with polished torque trusts. That's about as big as I would like to see on a car like that. I stay with 15's.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 23, 2018 12:08 AM (aMlLZ)

343 berserker, you would be correct. what the hell ever
happened to the classic ansen sprints, american mags, cragars, etc.
these hooptie designed wheels are shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2018 12:01 AM (KP5rU)

I am going to have to break down and order me a set of these:

http://www.realrodderswheels.biz/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2018 12:08 AM (gB1fy)

344 341 And oh btw.....you are all the awesome! Thanks for your well wishes
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 23, 2018 12:07 AM (mMeIQ)


I'm happy for your bewbs.

And you.

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2018 12:09 AM (+lOpA)

345 Man... I've got 40MPH winds beating rain against my window.

Gusting past 60MPH.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 12:09 AM (Ckg4U)

346 Hi, WDS!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 12:10 AM (Ckg4U)

347 I thought it was Benedict Arnold who sold out?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 12:10 AM (IqV8l)

348 See you sometime later tomorrow. Cheers, folks.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2018 12:10 AM (ewxPW)

349 Hilarity has ensued.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 22, 2018 11:40 PM (w+Jhj)


Teach a Korean to say "children"

Shoot, teach a native Spanish speaker to say "Douglas MacArthur" Now that is down right hilarious.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2018 12:10 AM (2K6fY)

350 315
1 I'm try to teach my Japanese wife how to pronounce "Aluminum Foil".



Hilarity has ensued.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert

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I had that problem with a grad student, trying to get him to pronounce 'amplifier'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2018 11:54 PM (dzxr0)
About 10 years ago, when my car was in the shop, I took the bus and a young guy got out and asked the bus driver - something, but it was entirely unintelligible. The black driver asked him to repeat it and again, neither the bus driver nor I (I was sitting right at the front) could make heads or tails of it. After repeating himself about 5 times, the dude finally took out a scrap of paper and wrote "Whole Foods" on it. I asked him where he was from and he said France. I know the frogs don't pronounce the "h" but I had no idea "Whole Foods" was such a tongue twister for them.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 23, 2018 12:10 AM (P8951)

351 The article said 20", which is bad enough. Some nice spoked mags in 15" would have been fine.
The good thing is, bad wheels can be gone with a few rattles of an impact gun.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2018 12:04 AM (gB1fy)


Even the frigging Harleys. You got these dudes running 23" front wheels. They look like ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 23, 2018 12:11 AM (aMlLZ)

352 342; big silly wheels, rubber band tires, and lowered to the point of stupidity. i hate this lowered to the max shit that is the flavor of the month right now. looks stupid.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2018 12:12 AM (KP5rU)

353 Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 11:59 PM (sdi6R)

The USA will continue to lead in innovation because we payoff and people innovate best when it's for profit.

We also continue to kick butt in Nobel Prizes in the sciences.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 12:12 AM (2DOZq)

354 Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 22, 2018 10:40 PM (H5rtT)


I read the whole thing, thought "Aw that is unfortunate.", took a sip of wine and then 2 seconds later it hit me. You owe me a keyboard.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 23, 2018 12:13 AM (RfzVr)

355 Good luck. I have an interview tomorrow.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2018 12:04 AM (2K6fY)


Thanks, likewise to you.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 23, 2018 12:13 AM (y87Qq)

356 Brattleboro wants to thank Presdent Obama for the best 8 years of our town's life and we still do not support that cheater Trump !!!!!! Trump lied and America died !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 23, 2018 12:14 AM (hqQ+Q)

357 Gerries trying to pronounce "squirrel" is hilarious...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FRD4uq1mVw

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 23, 2018 12:15 AM (e9G8E)

358 big silly wheels, rubber band tires, and lowered to the point of stupidity. i hate this lowered to the max shit that is the flavor of the month right now. looks stupid.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2018 12:12 AM (KP5rU)


I got 15" cragars with a 28 1/2 or 29" tire on the back. My brother got 17's. he drives my car and says why is this car so smooth. I told him because I got frigging sidewalls. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 23, 2018 12:15 AM (aMlLZ)

359 I would imagine a French accent sounding more like 'ol foo.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 12:16 AM (Ckg4U)

360 358: awesome. period correct, too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2018 12:16 AM (KP5rU)

361 there's a couple of pimp cars running around the north side of my town with 40" rims on them. Ridiculousness doesn't even come close to describing the look of those things.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 12:17 AM (V2Yro)

362 Man... I've got 40MPH winds beating rain against my window.

Gusting past 60MPH.
Posted by: Slapweasel
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Per Jim, deploy drogue and storm sail.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 12:18 AM (D5uQK)

363 Brattleboro wants to thank Presdent Obama for the best 8 years of our town's life and we still do not support that cheater Trump !!!!!! Trump lied and America died !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 23, 2018 12:14 AM (hqQ+Q)


Sounds like brittleboro like them some shitholes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 23, 2018 12:18 AM (aMlLZ)

364 361; fuckin hoopties.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2018 12:18 AM (KP5rU)

365 Man... Some storm in N.E. Ohio.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 12:18 AM (Ckg4U)

366 there's a couple of pimp cars running around the north side of my town with 40" rims on them. Ridiculousness doesn't even come close to describing the look of those things.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 12:17 AM (V2Yro)



Does is say wells fargo on the side?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 23, 2018 12:18 AM (aMlLZ)

367 365; Slap, radar looks pretty shitty. Hang on.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2018 12:20 AM (KP5rU)

368 "Per Jim, deploy drogue and storm sail."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 12:18 AM (D5uQK)

That fuckin' guy? Salty bastard. Can't fix his own porch.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 12:21 AM (Ckg4U)

369 Dude... My window about blew-in.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 12:21 AM (Ckg4U)

370 Cloggenstien has popped in several times this evening... Does that portend a long winter?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 23, 2018 12:22 AM (e9G8E)

371 Man... Some storm in N.E. Ohio.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 12:18 AM (Ckg4U)


I drove home in some thick ass fog before. Was down the shore area. Now I know why they got light houses. I would be scared shit on a boat in fog like that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 23, 2018 12:22 AM (aMlLZ)

372 353
The USA will continue to lead in innovation because we payoff and people innovate best when it's for profit.

We also continue to kick butt in Nobel Prizes in the sciences.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 12:12 AM (2DOZq)


Yeah, but the article I mentioned said that the gene editing technology was invented in the US, but American doctors can't use it because of FDA red tape. Chinese doctors are meanwhile forging ahead with it.

I admit that I only skimmed the article and it's probably more nuanced, but that was the impression I got.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2018 12:22 AM (sdi6R)

373 I just had to get a new fake "knockoff" hub for the American Racing chrome-reverse on my 66 El Camino. Cost about 50 bucks it did, and had been sitting around Coker's warehouse long enough that I had to re-glue the little crossed-flags emblem to the center. I was awfully glad to get it, though.

If I'd broken it myself, I'd have bitched to myself. But no, I'd taken it to a buddy, a legendary hot rod and drag race guy, so that I wouldn't screw it up. You'd think a guy would learn from these experiences sooner or later, but, no.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2018 12:22 AM (H5rtT)

374 We had thunder sleet here, earlier. wind has been howling all damn day.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2018 12:23 AM (KP5rU)

375 I've got to make a Beer-Run.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel is going to get wet.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 12:23 AM (Ckg4U)

376 Wind got downright scary, man.

I had to look-up the radar because I thought I might be going down.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 12:25 AM (Ckg4U)

377 Did somebody confuse "oxymoron" and "redundant?"

Posted by: tankdemon at January 23, 2018 12:25 AM (Amzd0)

378 If Slap's house actually gets underway, he'd damn sure better get the cel phone video, and be teh You Toob Star.

Stay safe, Slap! Bit too late to go out with sheets of plywood to screw down over them thar winders!

*adds Slap to Slap's Prayer List for Slap's Safety*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2018 12:26 AM (QzJWU)

379 Did somebody confuse "oxymoron" and "redundant?"
Posted by: tankdemon
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Pro Tip: If the cob is sleeping, do NOT prod him.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 12:27 AM (+y0ym)

380 Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 23, 2018 12:14 AM (hqQ+Q)

Nice to see that even when the chips are down, you can still keep your spirit up Mary. These are trying times and you don't get to roll the dice again until 2020.

Don't hold out on many wishes of good luck even though you will need them.

DJT holds all the cards and is going all in.

Smiles Mary.....

Posted by: Exile at January 23, 2018 12:27 AM (Fikbq)

381 Cleveland will be destroyed when the Browns will the Superbowl.

Not until then.

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2018 12:27 AM (+lOpA)

382 378
Stay safe, Slap! Bit too late to go out with sheets of plywood to screw down over them thar winders!

Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2018 12:26 AM (QzJWU)


Also a bit late for a beer run. I have to give Slap an F in Prepping.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2018 12:29 AM (sdi6R)

383 374 We had thunder sleet here, earlier. wind has been howling all damn day.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2018 12:23 AM (KP5rU)


We gots lots of the white stuff cuz it's white privilege
At least that's what the snow plow jockey told me

Posted by: Mis Hum, suck it Vikequeens at January 23, 2018 12:29 AM (3/sUh)

384 >>>>Pro Tip: If the cob is sleeping, do NOT prod him.


So who crawled over the setters to prod me?

Posted by: Mis Hum, suck it Vikequeens at January 23, 2018 12:31 AM (3/sUh)

385 But no, I'd taken it to a buddy, a legendary hot rod and drag race guy, so that I wouldn't screw it up. You'd think a guy would learn from these experiences sooner or later, but, no.
Posted by: Stringer Davis
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I've gotten so that I trust the craftsmanship of almost no one. Only careful inspection of current work, and conversation will convince me of the quality of their work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 12:31 AM (+y0ym)

386 I know there are many of the Horde that loves MLB and is looking forward to the season (as am I). Here's some links and a rant for y'all. The 'Baseball Hall of Fame Tracker' is an on-line, excel spread sheet that shows the sentiment of the chance the player has to get voted in to the HOF (2018 version).

For those that don't know, the HOF voting is cast by qualified members of the BBWAA (Baseball Writers Association of America)- The player must garner at least 75% of the vote to gain entrance into the HOF.

(Rant)- And, yeah, the majority of the MLB journalists are cut from the same cloth as their leftist, MFM, hack brethren, only worse. In an ironic twist, they believe to be relevant as the gatekeeper of the sport all while their Marxist peers of the Pravda news typically treat them as hoi polloi.

Example: You can't find any article or analysis about Curt Schilling that doesn't mention his 'outrageous political opinions' or at best rate him as 'controversial'. It's actually used as reasoning why Schilling is non-deserving of HOF entrance. Schilling is in his 6th year of eligibility for the HOF (original voting). He has only received about 64% support. For Schilling not to have made the HOF on the first ballot is total bullshit.

Last of rant, then links: So, for all the animosity rightfully thrown at the NFL, the political correctness and leftism does permeate in all sports at all levels.

Hall of Fame Tracker:
https://tinyurl.com/zt7nv92

Baseball Writers Election Rules:
https://tinyurl.com/ycfc2pqb




Posted by: texcat at January 23, 2018 12:31 AM (wf3RQ)

387 So who crawled over the setters to prod me?
Posted by: Mis Hum
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No one. Everything is fine. Go back to sleep.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 12:33 AM (+y0ym)

388 Okay... I'm off into the wilderness for beer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 12:34 AM (Ckg4U)

389 We gots lots of the white stuff cuz it's white privilege
At least that's what the snow plow jockey told me
Posted by: Mis Hum, suck it Vikequeens at January 23, 2018 12:29 AM (3/sUh)


Lawn snow plow jockeys are Problematic.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 23, 2018 12:34 AM (y87Qq)

390 163 Thirteen years into the job, Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. remains a conservative - but he has shifted to a more moderate position among the conservative justices on the court, a small change with potentially dramatic consequences.

Swell.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 10:38 PM (+y/Ru)

++++

He's transitioning. He wants to be ready to take over the squishy middle whenever Kennedy finally retires.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 23, 2018 12:34 AM (pvjTE)

391 And aluminum foil (foil)
It don't run in our blood
That kind of lux just ain't for us
We crave a different kind of buzz

https://youtu.be/VBmCJEehYtU

Because Postmodern Jukebox are better than originals.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 23, 2018 12:34 AM (rnAwa)

392 You guys like superheroes, right? Here's a kind of funny story about a classic superhero, Supergirl.

She was slapped together at DC because they caught wind that someone else had figured out a loophole in copyright law. DC had trademarked Superman, but that wouldn't keep some small-press publisher from making a female version of the same character named Supergirl. This is also why Hawkgirl, Spider-Woman and She-Hulk were created later.

Anyway, Supergirl's birth name was Kara, and she was taken in as a foster daughter by the Danvers family. Her "earth name" was Linda Lee (she had that L.L. thing going on, just like pretty much everybody who was important in Superman's life). Incidentally, this resulted in Kara/Cara becoming a semi-popular girls' name in real life. This name did not exist before Supergirl.

Marvel Comics later created Ms. Marvel. Her real name was Carol Danvers; this was obviously a tribute to Supergirl. Ms. Marvel was Marvel's equivalent of Supergirl, after all, and she was named accordingly, having a similar first name and having the same last name of Supergirl's adoptive family.

Well, now we have the Supergirl TV show. The producers of that show thought Linda Lee was a boring name, so she instead goes by Kara Danvers, making her the only character ever to be named after herself, and also the only character ever named after a knock-off of herself.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 23, 2018 12:34 AM (wSC8T)

393 It's an open thread, so why not bring a needle?

Posted by: tankdemon at January 23, 2018 12:36 AM (Amzd0)

394 From the photo, it appears the cabinet back was adequately screwed to the framing; the cabinet itself came apart where the back was attached to the carcase. The load of all the dishes, etc., was too much for the glue and/or staples, and the cabinet sheared away from the back in one piece (well, until it hit the floor). A 1x4 inner rail at the top and a 1x2 at the bottom could have prevented this; all the cabinets I've built this way (over almost 40 years) have stayed where I installed them.

As for finding studs, even with plaster walls: start at an electric outlet and try first to the left of the box. Most electricians are right-handed (most everyone, for that matter) and it's easier to nail a box to the right side of a stud, so most boxes will have a stud to the immediate left. Other studs will be found at 16" c/c (at least in most houses built since 1900 or so) from the first, so you're likely to find one from 14-1/2" - 16" to the right of the left edge of the outlet box.

Posted by: Cowboyneal - the other Jewish carpenter at January 23, 2018 12:37 AM (k2KmM)

395 You don't fuck with Telly, Baby! That's taboo, bad mojo, karma, juju.

He was a poet warrior in the classic sense.

Posted by: Fritz at January 22, 2018 11:46 PM (bJ0w+)


I haven't met many 'celebrities' in my life, but I do have a Telly Savalas non-story story. (My biggest 'thrill' was, while in high school, having dinner with Dr. J at a private house while Dr. J was with the Virginia Squires of the ABA.)

One year, I was at my ex's office Christmas party at a hotel on Central Park South. It had a small u-shaped bar. I was early and thirsty. So I stopped by the bar to get a drink. At one end, against the wall, sitting by himself nursing a drink was Telly Savalas. I looked at him, saying to myself, 'That's Telly Savalas'. So I lifted my drink and nodded to him, in effect saying 'I know who you are'. He lifted his drink and nodded back, in effect saying, 'Yeah, good for you, thanks for not bothering me'. I then left the bar and without any words spoken between us, but having had a conversation none-the-less. Like I said, a Telly Savalas non-story story.

Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2018 12:40 AM (kqugu)

396 Noticed some of the Pet Horde commenting on Veterinarians.....

My Question is This........

Why don't more Vet's specialize in Canine Medicine?

Around here in the Kingdom, Vet's specialize in Cows, Horses...farm animals.....an They're the ones to call for that......as is expected, givin it's a rural, farming demo......

But, specialized Canine Vet's are hard to find......and given how many folks have dogs......a Dog centric Vet would be incredibly lucrative and sought after.....

I live in Bum Fuck USA.....so that obviously plays a part......

But for the more Urban of The Horde........are y'all Happy with your y'alls access to Canine Specialists?

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 23, 2018 12:40 AM (t2yDE)

397 Vets in big cities are pretty much specialized in dogs and cats. They'll still take care of rodents and reptiles, but dogs and cats are the vast majority of their business, so that's what they know best.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 23, 2018 12:46 AM (wSC8T)

398 But for the more Urban of The Horde........are y'all Happy with your y'alls access to Canine Specialists?
Posted by: Hillbillyking
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Yes. But, $$$$$

See: https://upstatevet.com/

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 12:46 AM (+y0ym)

399 But no, I'd taken it to a buddy, a legendary hot rod and drag race guy, so that I wouldn't screw it up. You'd think a guy would learn from these experiences sooner or later, but, no.
Posted by: Stringer Davis
-----------------

I've gotten so that I trust the craftsmanship of almost no one. Only careful inspection of current work, and conversation will convince me of the quality of their work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 12:31 AM (+y0ym)


The stuff I see on Harleys done by supposed professionals is un frigging real. I'll go out on a limb and say 75% of the Harley wrenches shouldn't be touching bikes. I found at least 8 or 9 fuckups on this last motor I took apart a few weeks ago, and it was rebuilt only 2000 miles ago. He brought it in because it blew a head gasket, and that's because the studs started pulling out of the case from being over torqued. As I got farther and farther in I kept finding more and more stupidity. The motor was a time bomb, the blown head gasket probably saved it's ass.

Last week was some custom bike, it looked like it was wired by a 3 year old. Wires twisted together and taped. Nothing on it was tight. The intake manifold was ready to fall off. the main alternator wire was bare from rubbing on the frame and started melting, and burned out the charging system. Back wheel was crooked, and on and on.

lots of people touching tools who shouldn't.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 23, 2018 12:47 AM (aMlLZ)

400 Haters
285/30-20's on the front and 315/30-20's on the back of a 2000 Corvette
Your girls like 'em

Posted by: MAxIE at January 23, 2018 12:48 AM (9TR2V)

401 I see Cape Cod in that picture too. They're summer places (note no significant basement in those houses, and the shape and tight spacing of the houses suggests Nantucket (I spent a lot of time there), but I can't place it to a specific location. It ain't Sconset, as much as I could envision something like that there.

I'm getting thirsty for a G&T just looking at that pic.

Posted by: Otto Zilch at January 23, 2018 12:48 AM (U2esv)

402 Just because, the lovely Ms Natalie Wood:

https://tinyurl.com/ya6fkafr

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2018 12:49 AM (sZJfc)

403 @396 I'm Just Wrong to opine on vets after I posted that awful joke, but, there's been some yuge changes in veterinary practice, and if you're in an area that still has a lot of large-animal vets, you're just plain lucky. All the action is in suburban pup'n'kitten clinics.

Megafarm corporations have an on-site manager who has enough training to watch for symptoms and administer drug treatments. When something serious pops up, they fly in a corporate eontract doctor. Typical farming county can't support one vet, anymore.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2018 12:50 AM (H5rtT)

404 Hi Slap! Hope you had a good day today! And thank you for being the keeper of the prayers

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 23, 2018 12:50 AM (mMeIQ)

405 From the photo, it appears the cabinet back was adequately screwed to the framing; the cabinet itself came apart where the back was attached to the carcase. The load of all the dishes, etc., was too much for the glue and/or staples, and the cabinet sheared away from the back in one piece (well, until it hit the floor). A 1x4 inner rail at the top and a 1x2 at the bottom could have prevented this; all the cabinets I've built this way (over almost 40 years) have stayed where I installed them.



Posted by: Cowboyneal - the other Jewish carpenter at January 23, 2018 12:37 AM (k2KmM)



Sooo many new cabs these days don't even have those hanging rails. Those things are a must.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 23, 2018 12:51 AM (aMlLZ)

406 Because someone mentioned Cape Cod, the incomparable Patti Page:

https://tinyurl.com/y9re5oyn


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2018 12:51 AM (sZJfc)

407 Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2018 12:50 AM (H5rtT)

Lexington still has a staggering amount of horse vets (or maybe not so surprising.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2018 12:52 AM (sZJfc)

408 Here's a question that's been bugging me for a few days:

- Regular gasoline is car food. You put it in the car to make the stupid light turn off.
- Premium gasoline is for fancy-pants high compression engines and prevents detonation. Use it if your manual says to (I wouldn't be surprised if modern ECUs can safely adjust for regular, but just use premium or else why did you get that car in the first place).
- Using premium in an engine that isn't rated to require it isn't dangerous, but there's no benefit to it so just save the money.

What is mid-grade for? I've never heard of a car that took anything but regular or premium.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 23, 2018 12:52 AM (y87Qq)

409 Well, I'm out for the evening. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 23, 2018 12:53 AM (wSC8T)

410 i live in the Bog Shitty, but all the local vets (AFAIK) are GPs (dogs and cats).

ISTR that you can find reptile vets, etc, but the mainstream clinics are dual treatment locations.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 23, 2018 12:53 AM (KEX6Y)

411 As Ozzyman would say...

Got a feash of loytneen, a bit of a dreezol beeah hayz been ahquayahd.

Owl things considahd, I've nought even seen Deestanation Fahked!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 12:53 AM (Ckg4U)

412 Hey zerk you're not a big Ronnie Montrose fan are you?

Posted by: MAxIE at January 23, 2018 12:53 AM (9TR2V)

413 G'Night, Prothonotary.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 12:54 AM (Ckg4U)

414 adios horde. time for sleep.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2018 12:55 AM (KP5rU)

415 Thanks, W.D.S.!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 12:55 AM (Ckg4U)

416 Slap.....be safe on your beer run!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 23, 2018 12:55 AM (mMeIQ)

417 408 using premium will get you worse mileage using it in a car with low compression since octane is resistance to burning
It has the advantage of higher detergent than regular and lower cost than premium if you're not driving sporty anyways

Posted by: MAxIE at January 23, 2018 12:56 AM (9TR2V)

418 Later, Chavez!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 12:56 AM (Ckg4U)

419 Mid-grade is for setting hobos on fire.

Posted by: Firebug at January 23, 2018 12:56 AM (H5knJ)

420 Good night PW

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 23, 2018 12:56 AM (mMeIQ)

421 I'm back already.

All's well.

Rainy. Lightning-y.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 12:57 AM (Ckg4U)

422 Nite Chavez

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 23, 2018 12:57 AM (mMeIQ)

423 397 Vets in big cities are pretty much specialized in dogs and cats. They'll still take care of rodents and reptiles, but dogs and cats are the vast majority of their business, so that's what they know best.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 23, 2018 12:46 AM (wSC8T)

Parts is parts

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2018 12:58 AM (3/sUh)

424 back when i was in grade school, SoCal still had a hot rod culture, and you could buy an awesome stock ca off the lot for a couple K, then trick it out, there was someone who lived near my school with the first year rounded back Camaro... Blue, IIRC.

not sure what size the wheels were, diameter wise, but the rear tires stuck WAY out from the fenders: looked like drag slicks. (so the sidewalls weren't minuscule)

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 23, 2018 12:59 AM (KEX6Y)

425 When it comes to city vets, they work on dogs and cats and now exotic birds, too, like African Greys and other large parrots. There are now a lot of 'bird' people out there, along with the cat and dog people. My friend just lost the last of her birds, a 19-year-old cockatiel. But African Greys and the like have a life-span of 75 years and up. People who have such pets have to have provisions for them in their wills as most will outlive their owners. There's a lot of bird rescues around now for such birds as well as for mean birds who could take off multiple fingers with their large and powerful beaks. Birds pretty much bond to one human just like many dog breeds do (German shepherds come to mind).

Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2018 01:01 AM (kqugu)

426 424 I bought my SS396 1970 Chevelle off a lot for $600 1979 sophomore year

Posted by: MAxIE at January 23, 2018 01:04 AM (9TR2V)

427 hogmartin - I am in the same state as you. I find that my cars prefer mid-grade during really cold spells - like we just had. They just don't want to start as easily or run as smoothly on regular when it's 15-20 degrees or less. Spring through Fall they run just fine on regular.

Why? Don't have a clue. Just my experience with many different vehicles.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 23, 2018 01:04 AM (RfzVr)

428 I love feeling like "The Kid" around here... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 01:05 AM (Ckg4U)

429 1970 RS Camaro 1970 383 Challenger each $300
1965 Malibu SS with 40k on the clock for $400

Posted by: MAxIE at January 23, 2018 01:05 AM (9TR2V)

430 I'll GLADLY extricate myself from your collective lawns.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 01:06 AM (Ckg4U)

431 I'll GLADLY extricate myself from your collective lawns.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 01:06 AM (Ckg4U)


But first you will do the landscaping.

Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2018 01:08 AM (kqugu)

432 My father was a vet. When he started his practice in the early '60's it was probably half suburban cats-and-dogs and half large animals from the surrounding farms, but over the years the farms slowly disappeared. In the late '70's, after getting injured once again by a cow, my mother told him he had to give up the farm animals.

He developed a reputation as a bulldog specialist. I don't think it was anything he sought, but he must have been successful with one bulldog client and then had other vets sending their bulldog clients to him.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 23, 2018 01:09 AM (A/iod)

433 "But first you will do the landscaping."
-Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2018 01:08 AM (kqugu)

But first...

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 01:10 AM (Ckg4U)

434 Pet thread worthy humor: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8qph9pp

Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2018 01:11 AM (kqugu)

435 RickZ>>>>>

True.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 23, 2018 01:17 AM (RfzVr)

436 http://www.oldpicsarchive.com/men-staring-at-women-22-photos/

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 23, 2018 01:19 AM (KEX6Y)

437 I find that my cars prefer mid-grade during really cold spells - like we just had. They just don't want to start as easily or run as smoothly on regular when it's 15-20 degrees or less.
Posted by: cfo mom at January 23, 2018 01:04 AM (RfzVr)


Interesting. I hadn't considered trying that. Mine starts fine, and I let it idle until the tachometer goes under 1000 when it's cold, but there's always that cranky rattle for the first mile or so. Starting the Jetta diesel was fun in the winter. With the bracklebracklebrackleBRAKBRAKHRRRM and the cloud of blue smoke, I should have invested in a leather helmet and a ridiculous handlebar mustache and an effete British accent. Maybe some .303 Brownings.

It looks like we're not getting a daytime high below 30 for the next month at least, though, so I don't know if I should bother trying midgrade the next time I fill up or if it wouldn't make any difference. Daytime highs of 30 are like playing winter in easy mode. It's almost cheating.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 23, 2018 01:19 AM (y87Qq)

438 392: the name Cara\Kara predates Supergirl who was created in 1959

Posted by: CN at January 23, 2018 01:20 AM (5gaNQ)

439 Someone call the EDF and other lovers of nature, California pot growers are killing endangered owls with rat poison.

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2018/01/owls-through-the-haze.php

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 01:21 AM (Xq/2B)

440 The name shows up in Brideshead Revisited (1945)

Posted by: CN at January 23, 2018 01:25 AM (5gaNQ)

441 who the hell grows their pot outside?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 23, 2018 01:31 AM (KEX6Y)

442 over/under on another Twitter time out?

i asked an abortion fanatic if it would be okay to call her termination "a really late term abortion"...

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 23, 2018 01:33 AM (KEX6Y)

443 Any Acrobat users out there? I only use the Reader, so my fu is weak.

Is it possible to bulk append to an existing .pdf? That is to say, I would like to append to the first .pdf a large number of other .pdf's all at once instead of singly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 01:45 AM (+y0ym)

444 Mike Hammer:

Yes, you can do that... I've done it at work. But only with full versions of Adobe Acrobat.

Although there are some no-name PDF editors out there that supposedly will allow you to edit PDFs, without having to buy the entire Adobe program.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2018 01:48 AM (eMKNe)

445 Adobe Acrobat, the full program, actually has some nice features.

Unfortunately, Adobe still charges too much for it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2018 01:49 AM (eMKNe)

446 Subscription prices for Adobe Acrobat...

https://acrobat.adobe.com/us/en/landing/tt/pricing-individual.html

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2018 01:51 AM (eMKNe)

447 You're right about 30 degree daytime temps. Totally fine with that. Not unbearable. I know we will certainly get more snow, but right now I am glad that the snowpiles have melted down the last few days so there will be somewhere to put the $#it when it hits again.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 23, 2018 01:52 AM (RfzVr)

448 wheeeeeee glad I was not a never trump girl
I knew he would expose this fucking garbage truck
I was a President Trump girl from day fucking one

Posted by: lousagirl at January 23, 2018 01:54 AM (PmCoA)

449 Here's some less expensive non-Adobe PDF editors.

https://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/best-pdf-editors/

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2018 01:55 AM (eMKNe)

450 My brother and I talked about the fucking loser government and just how dirty and corrupt they were, we were right

Posted by: lousagirl at January 23, 2018 01:56 AM (PmCoA)

451 Vagrants are taking over Atlanta International...

as if flying though that shithole wasn't bad enough.

https://twitter.com/AtlantaGeorgi/status/953115363218137088

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 23, 2018 01:59 AM (KEX6Y)

452 I have Foxit reader, and Cute pdf writer in this machine right now. The Foxit reader also has a "print as pdf" option.

I use the Cute pdf writer often for work-related stuff. never a problem.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2018 02:03 AM (gB1fy)

453 Well, bedtime for Peons. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2018 02:06 AM (gB1fy)

454 Night AOP

Posted by: lousagirl at January 23, 2018 02:08 AM (PmCoA)

455 i've got Acrobat, but when i try to print Adobe files on this Vista box, graphics come out as big, illegible, smudges...

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 23, 2018 02:13 AM (KEX6Y)

456 I should be ashamed of myself. Just got back from Walmart. Asked the tattooed, orange haired girl with multiple piercings, where the non gmo, organic,
free range, fair trade, locally sourced peanut brittle was located.

I made her walk about 3 complete aisles before she caught on.

Posted by: Exile at January 23, 2018 02:26 AM (Fikbq)

457 Is it possible to bulk append to an existing .pdf? That is to say, I would like to append to the first .pdf a large number of other .pdf's all at once instead of singly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 01:45 AM (+y0ym)


Append, or prepend like a cover sheet? Either way, there are free options, and the really good ones can be scripted to grind through a whole directory full of files.

If it's just a few, and the contents aren't sensitive, there are lots of free pdf processor websites too. They won't watermark the documents either (except maybe adding a line in the document info metadata).

Posted by: hogmartin at January 23, 2018 02:27 AM (y87Qq)

458 https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2018/01/22/glorious-glamour-
reviews-man-free-edit-saving-private-ryan/

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 23, 2018 02:28 AM (KEX6Y)

459 I made her walk about 3 complete aisles before she caught on.

Posted by: Exile at January 23, 2018 02:26 AM (Fikbq)
---
you have to be cruel to be kind...

Posted by: Nick Lowe at January 23, 2018 02:30 AM (KEX6Y)

460 I've used this one on Mac for merging PDFs (the free version). There's a release for just about every platform.
https://pdfsam.org/download-pdfsam-basic/

Posted by: hogmartin at January 23, 2018 02:33 AM (y87Qq)

461 wheeeeeee glad I was not a never trump girl

This post sounds better if you imagine it sung by Tori Amos

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 02:43 AM (6FqZa)

462 Last of the Mohicans.......

Classic.

An the soundtrack, in High-Def surround sound......

Fuckin Awesome.

Listened thru a High Octane Prism.......but still.......

Pretty Fuckin Awesome.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 23, 2018 02:45 AM (t2yDE)

463 it's late and today was a very unpleasant day for me, GI tract wise.

so off to bed, and maybe i can get out of the house tomorrow... which would be a good thing, since i have to chair a meeting in the evening.

hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 23, 2018 02:54 AM (KEX6Y)

464 .

: Shit happens real easy, starts out painkillers, Demerol because your fucking knees are shot, before you know it you're chewing Codeine with your pancakes. Then a truck comes out of nowhere then you're talking to the God and say, "hey, help me out big guy, I pay taxes, I go to church, What's with this dead wife and kid shit?" But he isn't answering because he isn't taking any calls that day, then I get a call from the league, and they're saying, "Hey kid, your career is over." I ask "why?" "Because you gamble." Why is there an injury report in pro football? Nobody else has one, only pro football does........

Danger is My Middle Name!

Posted by: Jimmy Dix at January 23, 2018 02:56 AM (t2yDE)

465 Goodnight, Diane.

You know who you are.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 03:03 AM (Ckg4U)

466 I remember when the song If came out. So I decided to do a little trip down memory lane on YouTube by searching for the original by Bread. Big mistake. Ambrosia, Player, Paul Davis, aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
It is hard to believe that the decade that gave us the Ramones and AC/DC also spawned England Dan and that other homo. Jimmy Carter was the perfect representation of that time of high interest rates, leisure suits and gas lines.

Do not get me wrong. The majority of my youth was spent in the seventies and I had a tremendous amount of fun. It was just a schizophrenia era.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at January 23, 2018 03:15 AM (rdl6o)

467 Ever watch Rick and Morty, Jimmy? It seems to be helping me through my knee surgery and hydrocodone issues. I did not know God had business hours. Good luck with your recovery.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at January 23, 2018 03:33 AM (rdl6o)

468 No one look at me, nothing I ever built fell apart

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 03:42 AM (aC6Sd)

469 I listen to music when I paint, and Last of the Mohicans being a favorite movie its on the list.
Best on YouTube- https://youtu.be/HHskPsdlIQM

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 03:53 AM (aC6Sd)

470 MetalHawks version https://youtu.be/7ycEXkNQlWs

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 03:56 AM (aC6Sd)

471 Coffee is done but was pondering putting is a spoon of Ghirardelli hot cocoa mix in the grounds, is this possible?

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 04:12 AM (aC6Sd)

472 Coffee is done but was pondering putting is a spoon of Ghirardelli hot cocoa mix in the grounds, is this possible?

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 04:12 AM (aC6Sd)


Yes. In the summer, when I make pitchers of iced coffee, I've been known to thrown in some cocoa powder into the ground coffee 'for a change of pace.' Although I probably wouldn't use a cocoa mix because of added sugar and would stick with unsweetened cocoa powder.

Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2018 04:16 AM (0hBaJ)

473 Professor Jackobson seems convinsed along with Steven Hayward at Power Line that thd Democrats are lining up and ready to die on the hill of DACA.

Yeah maybe bad idea, hate to ruin a whole pot on a experiment

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 04:24 AM (aC6Sd)

474 Glad everyone got more sleep than me last night but when you all get up Have a great day

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 04:38 AM (aC6Sd)

475 Yow. Quite a bit of an earthquake. Lasted a long time.


Normally they don't scare me much, but when they don't quit pretty fast I get a little nervous.


Something like M8.2 off Kodiak Island. Thankfully, a long distance from me.


Yeesh.

Posted by: jc at January 23, 2018 04:54 AM (iRJ+A)

476 All that stuff on the deck broken? You can glue it back together. It'll show bit still be useful.You can even glue the cabinet back on the wall.

Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2018 05:02 AM (K0z2U)

477 I forgot how much I hate snow. Nothing like a 145am call because someone is impatient and incompetent. Then the drive took 2 1/2x longer

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 23, 2018 05:12 AM (hJsKy)

478 Are Friends Electric?

https://youtu.be/ZF4Z6smOrZw

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 23, 2018 05:25 AM (rnAwa)

479 Stud sensor? Ooooh I could use one of those.

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 23, 2018 05:31 AM (0BFUD)

480 477 I forgot how much I hate snow. Nothing like a 145am call because someone is impatient and incompetent. Then the drive took 2 1/2x longer
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 23, 2018 05:12 AM (hJsKy)
----
The Paolo feels your pain. The Paolo has been there.

Literally.

Give her my regards.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2018 05:31 AM (qJtVm)

481 SecDef Mattis highlights the decisive strength of close air support. A-10s to Afghanistan.

https://tinyurl.com/y8j45onk

Air Force deploys A-10s to Afghanistan to ramp up Taliban fight

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at January 23, 2018 05:47 AM (EMi53)

482 Mad Dog is a Marine, he understands the concept of Close Air Support.


Good morning roonz and roonettez, raining like calicos and poodles here.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 23, 2018 05:53 AM (vbvxt)

483 Something like M8.2 off Kodiak Island. Thankfully, a long distance from me.


You posted this about an hour ago. Anything since?

MSNBC was saying maybe there's a tsunami and maybe there's not. Quite concerned and interested if there's local news.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 23, 2018 06:04 AM (fuK7c)

484 483 Something like M8.2 off Kodiak Island. Thankfully, a long distance from me.


You posted this about an hour ago. Anything since?

MSNBC was saying maybe there's a tsunami and maybe there's not. Quite concerned and interested if there's local news.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 23, 2018 06:04 AM (fuK7c)

=====

I haven't felt any aftershocks. It was a nice shake that lasted at least a minute. When they go that long they make me nervous.

I'm not worried about a Tsunami where I am, but people on the coast in SE Alaska, Canada, Washington State, Oregon, etc, might want to pay attention until they know for sure.

Posted by: jc at January 23, 2018 06:11 AM (iRJ+A)

485 Worried about a very special 'ette' who is quite likely in the path of any tsunami up there.
Prayers up for her please. Please.

Posted by: the moon at January 23, 2018 06:12 AM (BN/jk)

486 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 06:13 AM (EyPfd)

487 Air Force deploys A-10s to Afghanistan to ramp up Taliban fight


A-10s are sexy so I followed the link. I like the story. I think if we still have the blueprints we should make more of them and if we don't have the blueprints we should reverse engineer them and make more.

But why are we still risking American lives in Afghanistan? It's been seventeen years. Win, lose, draw, quit, do something. My kids are not military but they're that age. Why are people that age facing death in that stupid place?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 23, 2018 06:14 AM (fuK7c)

488
Studs:
I take my fist and pound on the wall and can usually find pretty close to the stud. There's a difference in sound and feel between the hollow area and where the stud is. Then I take a short 2" or so finishing nail to find the *exact* center of the stud. If you don't feel resistance after the first inch, there's no stud. Then using a long level pencil a line down the wall from that center. If you're hanging cabinets that cost a couple hundred dollars apiece - no excuse for failure.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 23, 2018 06:15 AM (2FqvZ)

489 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2018 06:16 AM (hyuyC)

490 That cabinet photo that looks like Ace's shelving work?

Notice how the back of the cabinet remains mostly fastened to the wall, while the body of the cabinet is on the floor.

Looks like they did tie into studs.
Cabinet construction was for shit.
Or, it was overloaded.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 06:16 AM (EyPfd)

491 Heh

Posted by: oops at January 23, 2018 06:19 AM (BN/jk)

492 Although that upper left corner of the back of the cabinet may not have been into a stud.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 06:19 AM (EyPfd)

493 Super Bowl tickets are up in the stratosphere this year. 4900 dollars for the worst seats in the stadium, way upper, upper deck. Good seats below nose bleed level are 66,000 dollars, but it does include padded seats and unlimited drinks...Get out there and buy now before they are gone!

Posted by: Colin at January 23, 2018 06:20 AM (jXaOs)

494
Looks like they did tie into studs.
Cabinet construction was for shit.
Or, it was overloaded.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 06:16 AM (EyPfd)


Yeah, overloaded. Take a look at the top left -- there's no indication in drywall that anything pulled out of the wall like the screw. Must not have been a stud or screw in that area. Probably particle board construction. Ikea level cabinets.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 23, 2018 06:21 AM (2FqvZ)

495 Colin

Interesting. So it's really the drug cartels meet the CoC?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2018 06:22 AM (hyuyC)

496 So, 55 degrees and raining yesterday, I wake up this morning with 30 degrees and a half inch of snow on the ground.
It's a Climate Change roller coaster

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 06:29 AM (8ikIW)

497 Maybe that cabinet was ripped off of the wall in a fit of rage, like on election night.

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 06:30 AM (4upo5)

498 People destroy perfectly good TV's when their team doesn't win. The TV sales in Cleveland prove this to be fact.

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 06:32 AM (4upo5)

499 jsg

Not first world problems.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2018 06:34 AM (hyuyC)

500 Maybe that cabinet was ripped off of the wall in a fit of rage, like on election night.
Posted by: jsg

Could be. It appears the cabinet was overloaded, and not constructed well. That looks like earthenware type plates and bowels on the floor. Those things are damn heavy.

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 06:35 AM (8ikIW)

501 496 So, 55 degrees and raining yesterday, I wake up this morning with 30 degrees and a half inch of snow on the ground.
It's a Climate Change roller coaster
Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 06:29 AM (8ikIW)

Indeed. Low 60's here today. Temps were in single digits with negative RealFeel #'s 2 weeks ago.

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 06:35 AM (4upo5)

502 Below freezing and ice on the roads. I'll start earlier to be safe. Saw a bad accident yesterday. And news reports say one of the drivers was killed. 3 fatal accidents involving local residents yesterday.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2018 06:37 AM (hyuyC)

503 Has the earthquake in Alaska been blamed on drilling in ANWR yet?

Somebody better get tweeting

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 06:37 AM (8ikIW)

504 Below freezing and ice on the roads. I'll start earlier to be safe. Saw a bad accident yesterday. And news reports say one of the drivers was killed. 3 fatal accidents involving local residents yesterday.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

That's the bad thing of a thaw and rain. It washes away the residual salt. The roads are back to square one again

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 06:38 AM (8ikIW)

505 Have a sunny day everyone. A sunny days does not need to be cloud free, except in your mind.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2018 06:39 AM (hyuyC)

506 502 Below freezing and ice on the roads. I'll start earlier to be safe. Saw a bad accident yesterday. And news reports say one of the drivers was killed. 3 fatal accidents involving local residents yesterday.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2018 06:37 AM (hyuyC)

Whoa be safe out there.

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 06:41 AM (4upo5)

507
I suspect the installer could not hit the stud on the left side from inside of the cabinet and thought the two - one in the center, one to the right - would do the job. Perhaps if the cabinet frame was made of actual wood and not particle board that would have worked. But the combination of weight and cheap particle board was too much.

Only answer is to open up the wall and tie in a short section of stud where the screw can hit from inside the cabinet -- or buy better cabinets.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 23, 2018 06:41 AM (2FqvZ)

508 Good morning everyone! Whats the good news?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 23, 2018 06:41 AM (WQ3tJ)

509 It appears the cabinet was overloaded, and not constructed well. That looks like earthenware type plates and bowels on the floor. Those things are damn heavy.
Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 06:35 AM (8ikIW)

True. Looks like a contractor grade cabinet.

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 06:43 AM (4upo5)

510 True. Looks like a contractor grade cabinet.
Posted by: jsg

A lot of the homes around here were built during the housing boom in the 90's. If you go thru one now, even to my non expert eye, you can see that they need to be updated quality wise. And these were pricey homes to begin with

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 06:45 AM (8ikIW)

511 >>>>>True. Looks like a contractor grade cabinet.

Posted by: jsg



A lot of the homes around here were built during the housing boom in
the 90's. If you go thru one now, even to my non expert eye, you can
see that they need to be updated quality wise. And these were pricey
homes to begin with
.
.
.Same thing is happening here in NE Texas. They are slapping up houses faster than I would have thought possible and they are not top quality ones, but they are getting top $$$ for them.

We looked at some last year when we moved here but passed on them for a 4 year old house.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 23, 2018 06:50 AM (+Dllb)

512
Looks like cheap pine on the fronts of the cabinets and particle board for the rest. That was 'the look' for a while. A lighter look. Ignoring the fact that dark wood is the stronger wood. People with dark wood cabinets where considered old and unfashionable.

But you wait long enough styles change and sure enough dark wood cabinets are a good thing again. Fashions change, quality doesn't.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 23, 2018 06:52 AM (2FqvZ)

513 Does anyone know in which recent thread Slapweasel placed the most recent prayer list update? Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 06:53 AM (8+Ozj)

514 Jim Acosta is butthurt that Sanders ignored him yesterday. Poor thing.


https://tinyurl.com/ybxw3xbe

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 06:54 AM (4upo5)

515 >>Worried about a very special 'ette' who is quite likely in the path of any tsunami up there.
Prayers up for her please. Please.


Yikes, will do!
Fortunately the family I had who lived outside of Anchorage for decades moved to the lower 48 last year (phew).

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 07:02 AM (W+vEI)

516 Trump! is tweeting....

In one of the biggest stories in a long time, the FBI now says it is missing five months worth of lovers Strzok-Page texts, perhaps 50,000, and all in prime time. Wow!

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 07:03 AM (8ikIW)

517
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to purchase sustenance from an empty candy machine.

Posted by: James Comey at January 23, 2018 07:03 AM (2FqvZ)

518 Candy isn't sustenance.

Posted by: Gainzz at January 23, 2018 07:05 AM (fuK7c)

519 It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to purchase sustenance from an empty candy machine.
Posted by: James Comey

Maybe Pastor Comey is going to open up one of them TV churches

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 07:05 AM (8ikIW)

520 cbs news is actually talkung about the missing texts

the power of Trump tweets!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 23, 2018 07:05 AM (hMwEB)

521 The FBI is- of course- lying and covering their backsides as well as Obama.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 07:05 AM (8+Ozj)

522 FBI blaming Samsung 5
LOL

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 23, 2018 07:06 AM (hMwEB)

523 Food thread Sunday I think Fen.

Posted by: US 4th Circuit at January 23, 2018 07:07 AM (1ubE4)

524 ok I am reorganizing my cabinets before they end up on my floor

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 23, 2018 07:07 AM (hMwEB)

525 One of the reasons I like living in houses from the 30's and earlier is that all of the walls are made of solid wood behind the sheet rock (or plaster) None of this "looking for studs" stuff.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 07:09 AM (V2Yro)

526 Now is the time when we all moved to the "NOOD!!"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 07:09 AM (EyPfd)

527 The real James Coney hasn't actually tweeted any scripture passages for a while . His most recent tweet seems to be applauding the Dems in Congress for standing up for what they believe in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2018 07:09 AM (8+Ozj)

528 How much longer before Comey eats a few .45 caliber?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 07:09 AM (oVJmc)

529 Watching the news last night, I was told that a few Democrats sided with the Republicans, ending the shutdown.

I seem to remember the vote being something like 84-13.

That's more than a 'few'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 07:17 AM (EyPfd)

530 "The Far Left nibbles around the edges of the Left."

Back in the sixties, the far left nibbled around the edges of liberalism...and what we now call liberal is what was once called far-left.

Posted by: pst314 at January 23, 2018 07:58 AM (16pX7)

531 RE: Cabinet. That's. Not. Funny.

Posted by: Larry Geiger at January 23, 2018 08:35 AM (nX644)

Meghan McCain to Ana "Bob Menendez Is Family" Navarro: It's Kind of Hard to Understand Why You Still Claim to be a Republican

Time was that someone could (and many did) ask this of Meghan McCain.

But that was a while ago.

Now she's a fairly mainstream member of the party and she's curious why Ana Navarro still markets herself as a "Republican."

While the rest of the panel tried to place the blame for the shutdown on Republicans, McCain argued that the Democrats caused it by trying to attach DACA to a spending bill.

"Plain party politics," she said. "There's another month to figure out DACA -- they"re attaching it to a spending bill."

"I understand that DACA is a very emotional issue at this point but most Republicans are on my side on this one, Ana, and it's difficult for me to understand sometimes why you still consider yourself a Republican," McCain said.

She needs to ask Jen Rubin the same question.

By the way, federal prosecutors have announced their intent to re-try Bob Menendez on the bribery and corruption case which resulted in a mistrial last time.

"Republican" Ana Navarro has fund-raised for this corrupt Democrat and says he's a "member of the family" just because he's Hispanic.

Which is, of course, racist.

Posted by: Ace at 08:06 PM




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1 The only McCain I rely on makes French fries. Still, I'll take it. She could make a career out of repeatedly asking this.

Posted by: trev006 at January 22, 2018 08:04 PM (jRA31)

2 Hmm.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 08:04 PM (WbIyz)

3 st

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 22, 2018 08:05 PM (oRlt1)

4 On second thought, I would hit it. Presuming she is fecund.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 08:06 PM (WbIyz)

5 That is surreal, a McCain calling out ANYONE on a lack of GOP patriotism.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2018 08:06 PM (SzZnW)

6 Dave Navarro is fundraising for Lyle Menendez?

Posted by: wooga at January 22, 2018 08:06 PM (+RSgm)

7
Ramon Navarro is fundraising for Starfleet Commodore Mendez?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 08:07 PM (mbhDw)

8 Dave Navarro is fundraising for Lyle Menendez?


He needs the help, he's an orphan afterall.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 08:07 PM (WbIyz)

9 Fundraising for the Menendez brothers?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2018 08:07 PM (8iiMU)

10 "Republican" Ana Navarro has fund-raised for this corrupt Democrat and
says he's a "member of the family" just because he's Hispanic.

LaRaza, yo.

Posted by: Hispandering at January 22, 2018 08:07 PM (oRlt1)

11 Ya think Ben Dominich has had any effect on his bride?

She brought it to that RINO Ana Navarro.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:07 PM (ptqGC)

12 It will be a sub-zero day in Hell when I trust any McCain!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 08:07 PM (gwPgz)

13 Let the rehabilitation of Meghan McCain begin.

And by "let," I mean "don't let."

Posted by: Iasonas at January 22, 2018 08:08 PM (wVMAv)

14 DON'T HISPANIC!

Posted by: Border Crosser's Guide to The Galaxy at January 22, 2018 08:08 PM (JDMI3)

15 BTW, where the hell IS McStain, right now, anyway??

Still refusing to resign, right?

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 22, 2018 08:09 PM (QU+qf)

16 Wow, Meghan McCheese is finally growing up

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 08:09 PM (n/Dik)

17 ""Republican" Ana Navarro has fund-raised for this corrupt Democrat and says he's a "member of the family" just because he's Hispanic."


Schumer was born Jewish and G-d forbid he were a member of my family.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 08:09 PM (mbhDw)

18 DON'T HISPANIC!

Posted by: Border Crosser's Guide to The Galaxy at January 22, 2018 08:08 PM (JDMI3)


Dayum, I've missed the Horde!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 08:09 PM (gwPgz)

19 Deport her ass too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:10 PM (npMFT)

20 I'll go for the money she makes selling out the right, for $10,000,000 Alex.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 22, 2018 08:10 PM (3BFzK)

21 >>Schumer was born Jewish and G-d forbid he were a member of my family.


I'd still be bullying him til this day.

"Why you hitting yourself Chuck!?"

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 08:10 PM (JDMI3)

22 Evenin' Horde!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 08:10 PM (2sCft)

23 10 Posted by: Hispandering at January 22, 2018 08:07 PM (oRlt1)

Natural Republican Voters Mi Amigo, THE BEST AMERICANS

//Senora Lindsey Graham-McCain

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2018 08:11 PM (SzZnW)

24 Natural Republican Voters Mi Amigo, THE BEST SOUTH AMERICANS

//Senora Lindsey Graham-McCain
Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2018 08:11 PM (SzZnW)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:11 PM (npMFT)

25 Schmuchy Schumer's Schlonged Schutdown.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 22, 2018 08:11 PM (3BFzK)

26 Danggit, busy afternoon and ace is en fuego with Big News topics.


Well once we have the non-trivial, non-semantic issue that "Hispanic" is not a "race" set aside, ace, of course everything uttered by these people is racist.


Don't forget the four pillars of the modern (late 1990s-ish to present, getting worse over time) pillars of the Dem Party.


Racism and race-baiting.
Envy politics and crony socialism.
Anti-religious/anti-traditional culture bigotry.
Dishonest quasi-pacifism.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 08:12 PM (QDnY+)

27 21 >>Schumer was born Jewish and G-d forbid he were a member of my family.


I'd still be bullying him til this day.

"Why you hitting yourself Chuck!?"
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 08:10 PM (JDMI3)

Ha ha! I know exactly what you are referring to. I used to do that and have it done to me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 08:12 PM (mbhDw)

28 Are Whoopi and Joyless Behar two of the nastiest prog wymyn ever?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:12 PM (ptqGC)

29 Yo soy bonita!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 22, 2018 08:12 PM (3BFzK)

30 I am pretty sure I said here months ago that Meggie Mac was a lot smarter than she was six or eight years ago.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2018 08:12 PM (ILitO)

31 24 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:11 PM (npMFT)

No! We are one continent sadly divided by a man made channel in Panama....

we need those people to replicate Valezuelan Success here.

//Admiral Sean Penn

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2018 08:12 PM (SzZnW)

32 BIG BOOOBS

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 08:12 PM (g4lFK)

33 "Republican" Ana Navarro has fund-raised for this corrupt Democrat and says he's a "member of the family" just because he's Hispanic.

So we should support and vote on blood? Nazi much?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:13 PM (npMFT)

34
She could ask the same of her father

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2018 08:13 PM (SiINZ)

35 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M NOT PRETTY OR NOT FAT.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 22, 2018 08:13 PM (3BFzK)

36 28 Are Whoopi and Joyless Behar two of the nastiest prog wymyn ever?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:12 PM (ptqGC)


It's a target rich environment.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 08:13 PM (mbhDw)

37 *checks*

Not tired of #winning.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 08:13 PM (6FqZa)

38 In the clip, Meghan sounds smarter and faster on her feet than all the other harpies on that panel combined. But she lost me at the "I love DACA tooooooo! Don't hate on me!" bit at the end. Le sigh.

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 08:13 PM (hvf9s)

39 No! We are one continent sadly divided by a man made channel in Panama....

we need those people to replicate Valezuelan Success here.

//Admiral Sean Penn
Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2018 08:12 PM (SzZnW)


OK. Suppose we fill it in ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:14 PM (npMFT)

40 18 DON'T HISPANIC!

Posted by: Border Crosser's Guide to The Galaxy at January 22, 2018 08:08 PM (JDMI3)

Dayum, I've missed the Horde!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 08:09 PM (gwPgz)

He's just Hispandering to his constituency....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 08:14 PM (NgKpN)

41 "In the clip, Meghan sounds smarter and faster on her feet than all the other harpies on that panel combined."


==

low bar, very low bar.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 22, 2018 08:14 PM (3BFzK)

42 OK. Suppose we fill it in ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:14 PM (npMFT)

That's what she said...

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 22, 2018 08:15 PM (oRlt1)

43 J J, we both know that one of the great modern mysteries is why Jews continue to vote for Democrats.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2018 08:15 PM (ILitO)

44 29 Yo soy bonita!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 22, 2018 08:12 PM (3BFzK),

?????

Posted by: Bonita Saint at January 22, 2018 08:15 PM (g4lFK)

45 It's not like she's casting herself as an outlier, this is an easy hit. Her daddy's done that; hit a soft target and puff all conservative only to ditch it when it counted.

Posted by: gNewt at January 22, 2018 08:15 PM (rbMr9)

46 38 Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 08:13 PM (hvf9s)

She may favor her mom, and an ivory whale but underneath it all she is definitely her dad's son....

//Juan McCain "Enemy Ace"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2018 08:15 PM (SzZnW)

47 BTW, where the hell IS McStain, right now, anyway??
Still refusing to resign, right?
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 22, 2018 08:09 PM (QU+qf)

Soon.

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at January 22, 2018 08:15 PM (EoRCO)

48 Schumer quickly became a punching bag for the right and left.

"It's official: Chuck Schumer is the worst negotiator in Washington - even worse than Trump," said Murshed Zaheed, political director for the liberal group CREDO.

"Today's cave by Senate Democrats - led by weak-kneed, right-of-center Democrats - is why people don't believe the Democratic Party stands for anything," said Stephanie Taylor, co-founder of the Progressive Change Campaign Committee. "These weak Democrats hurt the party's brand for everyone and make it harder to elect Democrats everywhere in 2018."




Oh yes, push them further and further left while slamming Schemer

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2018 08:15 PM (SiINZ)

49 Racism and race-baiting.
Envy politics and crony socialism.
Anti-religious/anti-traditional culture bigotry.
Dishonest quasi-pacifism.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 08:12 PM (QDnY+)

==========

You left out treason.

Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2018 08:15 PM (BiLU+)

50 Her Father is dying.

A re-examination is simply necessary.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 08:16 PM (Ckg4U)

51 If they went to temple more often they might figure it out.

Posted by: gNewt at January 22, 2018 08:17 PM (rbMr9)

52 My friends we have nothing to fear with giving amnesty to 8 million illeg....hard working people. And then amnesty to 35 million people.

Posted by: John "Real Maverick" McCain at January 22, 2018 08:17 PM (3BFzK)

53 Am watching TNG for the first time ever, on season 3. Learned Whoopi's character is like some ultra race or something, not just a mere bartender.

Will I be able to enjoy her character minus the fact she is a SJW IRL? To be fair the whole cast is, blatantly so, so if I do it for one I have to do it for them all.

Shut up Wesley!

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 08:17 PM (hvf9s)

54 38 In the clip, Meghan sounds smarter and faster on her feet than all the other harpies on that panel combined. But she lost me at the "I love DACA tooooooo! Don't hate on me!" bit at the end. Le sigh.
Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 08:13 PM (hvf9s)


Frankly, this is the problem with women, which whom I sympathize. Throughout human history, they've survived through social contacts, as they had to, with most of their lives consumed with child bearing and rearing.

That leaves them ill-prepared to look at the herd and say "Fuck you, that's what I think, and if you don't like it, fuck you again." I call it the "Savonarola dipsy-doodle."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:17 PM (npMFT)

55 And since this issue often sees this other terminological outrage, let's address that too.


So-called press stories routinely refer to public figures supporting - sit down for this - enforcement of immigration law as "hardliners".


Are people who support enforcement of environmental laws and regs ever described as "hardliners"? How about tax laws? Patents, anti-trust laws, obligations of bonds and other financial instruments?


Of course not. A small but key example of how utter distortion of facts and frameworks disfigures and cripples America. Because the MSM *still* entirely controls the idiot marinade in which vast numbers of apolitical Americans soak.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 08:17 PM (QDnY+)

56 Totally OT...

The winds here in the Bluegrass just jumped to 40MPH.

Like >

(Rattled)

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 22, 2018 08:17 PM (iiixZ)

57 Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2018 08:15 PM (SzZnW)

I think a good rule of thumb is to never trust anyone descended from, adopted by, related to, or acquainted with Juan McCain!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 08:17 PM (gwPgz)

58 led by weak-kneed, right-of-center Democrats

Woman is delusional. Schumer is Right-of-center?!!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 08:17 PM (8+Ozj)

59 All of that estrogen makes me want to lay some pipe. Anchor some wood. Erect an edifice. And capture the flag for our team. Go Team!

Posted by: Fritz at January 22, 2018 08:17 PM (bJ0w+)

60 Everybody dies.

Posted by: mag exchange at January 22, 2018 08:18 PM (gSuLJ)

61 Watch that show for 10 minutes and see what McCain's got to deal with there--3 harpies and a claque of idiots cheering the stupidest platitudes. I'm not going to climb up her ass if she isn't Ann Coulter.

Posted by: spongeworthy at January 22, 2018 08:18 PM (35Slc)

62 "It's official: Chuck Schumer is the worst negotiator in Washington - even worse than Trump," said Murshed Zaheed, political director for the liberal group CREDO.


Um ... what is "Murshed's" immigration status, just out of curiosity?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:18 PM (npMFT)

63 53 Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 08:17 PM (hvf9s)

Right Guinan was like some Q level power who decided she wanted to be Felix the bartender on Gene Roddenberry's "Love Boat"....

I had made up my mind after three episodes I loathed TNG, she sealed it.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2018 08:18 PM (SzZnW)

64 "Because I'm an immigrant Latina!" Jeebus, they know nothing but identity politics. They don't think, they emote.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 08:19 PM (NWiLs)

65 She brought it to that POS Navarro. "Why are you still calling yourself a Republican??"

Ana Navarro: "Beeecuz my pareeeents eeeeescaped Communism and caaaaame heeeeer agaaaainst my weeeeeeel."

Well, there ya go.

She left off: "Go Jeb!!!!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

66 Did Someone say fill?

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 22, 2018 08:19 PM (3BFzK)

67 61 Watch that show for 10 minutes and see what McCain's got to deal with there--3 harpies and a claque of idiots cheering the stupidest platitudes. I'm not going to climb up her ass if she isn't Ann Coulter.
Posted by: spongeworthy at January 22, 2018 08:18 PM (35Slc)

Even if Ann Coulter's Ass is a WHOLE lot better...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 08:19 PM (NgKpN)

68 He's Ron Jonson
From Wisconsin
Carry gun and have some fun
Like Charles Bronson.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 08:19 PM (Ckg4U)

69 57 Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 08:17 PM (gwPgz)

5*5

If a McCain is the answer it was a dumb question.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2018 08:19 PM (SzZnW)

70 Even Lindsey Graham says something conservative by accident sometimes. I'm thinking her 9-volt needs to be changed.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 08:20 PM (4upo5)

71 43 J J, we both know that one of the great modern mysteries is why Jews continue to vote for Democrats.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2018 08:15 PM (ILitO)

================

Dennis Prager has an interesting new theory (he used to say that older Jews were still voting for FDR):

Jews remain religious even when they abandon Judaism -- which accounts for virtually all -isms (movements) being founded by Jews. So it's not surprising that secular Jews would be attracted to Leftism, which he considers the most dynamic religion of the past 100 years.

Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2018 08:20 PM (BiLU+)

72 Ana Navarro: "Beeecuz my pareeeents eeeeescaped Communism and caaaaame heeeeer agaaaainst my weeeeeeel."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:19 PM (ptqGC)


So ... who's stopping her from going back now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:20 PM (npMFT)

73 "Which is, of course, racist."
and leftist.

Posted by: Wysiwyg Mtwzzyzx at January 22, 2018 08:20 PM (98Feg)

74 Even if Ann Coulter's Ass is a WHOLE lot better...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 08:19 PM (NgKpN)


What ass? She's like a bag of antlers.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 08:21 PM (NWiLs)

75 Laces OUT!!!!

Oh and the dreamers too.

Posted by: Ray Finkle at January 22, 2018 08:21 PM (3BFzK)

76 Notice the one person that Mensa member Whoopi tries to shut up is Megyn.

If you dropped a MOAB on that NYC studio, you'd probably raise the collective IQ's of NYC by at least a point.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

77 >>BTW, where the hell IS McStain, right now, anyway??

Still refusing to resign, right?

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In

Calm down, I'm working here.
Whoa, he just pissed himself.

Posted by: John McCain's Brain Tumor at January 22, 2018 08:21 PM (2cuLk)

78 Catfight?

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at January 22, 2018 08:21 PM (ANIFC)

79 It's official: Chuck Schumer is the worst negotiator in Washington

He has nothing we want. It's called begging, not negotiating.

Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2018 08:22 PM (cW490)

80 Even if Ann Coulter's Ass is a WHOLE lot better...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 08:19 PM (NgKpN)


What ass? She's like a bag of antlers.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 08:21 PM (NWiLs) /i]

Yes, I was thinking, "Coulter has an ass?"

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 08:22 PM (gwPgz)

81 Chuck Schumer sings Dylan.

https://youtu.be/unaOf8gg_7w

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 08:22 PM (+y/Ru)

82 McCain's head bandage is looking like the back of my panties.

Posted by: Ray Finkle at January 22, 2018 08:22 PM (3BFzK)

83 What's an Ana Navarro? Seriously? Who crowned these people as thought leaders?

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 08:23 PM (g4lFK)

84 Hah! I've still got it!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 08:23 PM (gwPgz)

85 >>> So ... who's stopping her from going back now?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:20 PM (npMFT)

Conan visited Haiti, it's a paradise according to him. So imagine how much more glorious Nicaragua must be in comparison. Help your people Ana, go back! Be their savior! Salvador!

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 08:23 PM (hvf9s)

86 I think Coulter stole CBD's D.

Posted by: gNewt at January 22, 2018 08:23 PM (rbMr9)

87 Navarro and Rubin are still "Republicans" because CNN hires "Republicans", not Republicans.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 22, 2018 08:23 PM (Ndje9)

88 Right Guinan was like some Q level power who decided she wanted to be Felix the bartender on Gene Roddenberry's "Love Boat"....



I thought all her people got borged, so they can't be that powerful.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 08:23 PM (WbIyz)

89 83 What's an Ana Navarro? Seriously? Who crowned these people as thought leaders?
Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 08:23 PM (g4lFK)


What exactly is the difference between a "thought leader" and a "leader?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:24 PM (npMFT)

90 To be fair, Anne Counter was very pretty in college.

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 08:24 PM (g4lFK)

91 You want to be surrounded by Mexicans? Then move to Mexico.

What's that? You can't? And why is that, pray tell?

Oh right. Mexico's immigration policies.

STFD. STFU.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 08:24 PM (T28di)

92 What's an Ana Navarro? Seriously? Who crowned these people as thought leaders?

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 08:23 PM (g4lFK)


She's Jeb's! biggest fangurl. Still can't get over his loss to Trump, thus she's the Republican talking head on MSDNC and CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

93 Just stopping by - what is this thread about?

Posted by: Weasel at January 22, 2018 08:24 PM (Sfs6o)

94 >>Woman is delusional. Schumer is Right-of-center?!!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

As long as you consider me a right winger.

Posted by: Stalin at January 22, 2018 08:25 PM (2cuLk)

95 Conan visited Haiti, it's a paradise according to him. So imagine how much more glorious Nicaragua must be in comparison. Help your people Ana, go back! Be their savior! Salvador!
Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 08:23 PM (hvf9s)


"Live, from our new studios in Port-au-Prince, it's the Conan O'Brien show!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:25 PM (npMFT)

96 So is the government open? Or still shut down?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 08:25 PM (sZJfc)

97 Oh...I would hit.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 08:26 PM (+lOpA)

98 89. Ask Ekdahl

Damn, I miss the podcast.

Posted by: Fziel@ieee.org at January 22, 2018 08:26 PM (u7CCK)

99 What's an Ana Navarro?

============

It's a Dirty Sanchez with a Goatee.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 22, 2018 08:26 PM (3BFzK)

100 Coulter is too skinny.

But I do love her fightyness.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 08:26 PM (+lOpA)

101 Someone gave Fen an extra helping of sarcastic wheaties this morning. First I saw her make a Schumer 'on his knees joke' and now this?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 08:27 PM (sZJfc)

102 "Live, from our new studios in Port-au-Prince, it's the Conan O'Brien show!"
-Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:25 PM (npMFT)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 08:27 PM (Ckg4U)

103 Navarro will never recover from her election night humiliation. She began the night, principled conservative that she is, by openly salivating over a Felonia victory led by a fictitious wave of Latino voters. "And it weel be sweeet sweeeet justeece hwen eet ees Lateeeenos who breeng heem down!"

At one point she even started incoherently screaming at the camera in Spanish, she was so worked up over her fantasy, which came crashing down hours later, along with what was left of her sanity. Now the chica esta muy loco.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 22, 2018 08:27 PM (ul9CR)

104 Salvador!

Would that be Salvatriz in Spanish?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 08:27 PM (6FqZa)

105 Methinks Meghan ate the artist of this morning's Mid-Morning Thread.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2018 08:27 PM (8iiMU)

106 Just stopping by - what is this thread about?
Posted by: Weasel

Ana Navarro has to go back.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 22, 2018 08:27 PM (5wCUq)

107 Mueller is running out of options.


Convicting Trump or family-associates on "Collusion"? A total farce from the beginning.


Obstruction? The president is the top law enforcement officer by definition, so obstructing what?

Posted by: CM9000 at January 22, 2018 08:28 PM (9SvGI)

108
Navarro will never recover from her election night humiliation. She
began the night, principled conservative that she is, by openly
salivating over a Felonia victory led by a fictitious wave of Latino
voters. "And it weel be sweeet sweeeet justeece hwen eet ees Lateeeenos
who breeng heem down!"



At one point she even started incoherently screaming at the camera
in Spanish, she was so worked up over her fantasy, which came crashing
down hours later, along with what was left of her sanity. Now the chica
esta muy loco.





Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 22, 2018 08:27 PM (ul9CR)


hee hee

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:28 PM (ptqGC)

109 In the earlier post ace said everybody's in favor of DACA. He might have meant Beltway "everybody", or at least most people. Don't think the public shares this position. And it all, all turns on the specifics (as it should).


In principle, I'm with JJ and others whose only question about "solutions" to the "dreamer" issue is "trebuchet, or conventional transportation?".


For strategic reasons, I wouldn't mind a skinny DACA in exchange for EVERYTHING. Not a negotiating thing, really. DACA is an amnesty. In the context of 2018, any amnesty is insanely dangerous, for its demonstration effect. Trump's election re-set mentalities on all sides. An amnesty would do a lot to squander that and return us to 1986-2016.


To "neutralize" DACA's amnesty, one really does need the entire agenda in place. Internal enforcement, border security, adequate deportation infrastructure (personnel/courts), no more "sanctuary" lawlessness.


I have no doubt Trump understands the political practicalities here. As many of us have noted, and some congresscritter tweeted last week, any DACA deal will the *only* immigration-related deal Trump gets in his first term (barring a GOP blowout in November). That's it. It's enormous, perfect leverage. But once used, there is nothing left.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 08:28 PM (QDnY+)

110 As long as you consider me a right winger.
Posted by: Stalin


Some do!

Posted by: real communism has never been tried, brah! at January 22, 2018 08:28 PM (6FqZa)

111 As long as you consider me a right winger.
Posted by: Stalin

Not like that outlier Trotsky.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 08:28 PM (+y/Ru)

112 Now the chica esta muy loco.

Short version of that is "loca" Says it all. I used to use it all the time to piss off and make the ladies assembling PCBs.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 22, 2018 08:29 PM (3BFzK)

113 Potential for Collusion/Obstruction.

Dark stuff.

Posted by: Mueller at January 22, 2018 08:29 PM (4upo5)

114 Coulter is too skinny.

But I do love her fightyness.



You shouldn't be able to count a woman's vertebrae while you are making out.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 08:29 PM (WbIyz)

115 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 08:27 PM (sZJfc)

Nope; I may have said something rude about Schumer, but it wasn't about his being on his knees.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 08:29 PM (8+Ozj)

116 106 Just stopping by - what is this thread about?
Posted by: Weasel

Ana Navarro has to go back.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 22, 2018 08:27 PM (5wCUq)
-------
Oh. Ok. Thanks.

Posted by: Weasel at January 22, 2018 08:29 PM (Sfs6o)

117 Nope; I may have said something rude about Schumer, but it wasn't about his being on his knees.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 08:29 PM (8+Ozj)


Knees and elbows?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:30 PM (npMFT)

118 Trotsky in the bathtub with an icepick.

Posted by: the guy that does Clue wrong at January 22, 2018 08:30 PM (+lOpA)

119 >>Schumer quickly became a punching bag for the right and left.

I have to say, I really lost a lot of respect for the Democratic Party in this shutdown thing. They always seemed to position themselves well on these types of legislative games of chicken, but they were never going to win this time. At the very least they should have realized back in December with the passing of the tax cuts that the Republicans had found some semblance of a spine. The Democrats went to their same dusty old playbook on the tax bill and it failed spectacularly: tax cuts for the rich, old people dying in the streets, etc. Why they thought that championing illegal immigration was going to be a winning issue is beyond me. I used to think of them as cunning, maybe not intelligent, but very crafty. I am now wondering if a great part of Democratic success over the last 20 years or so has been the absolute fecklessness of the Republican Party.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 22, 2018 08:30 PM (nu45M)

120 So, Ana's complaining her parents brought her here from Cuba without her say so.

Okay, Ana. There's a raft over there ---------------> Paddle on back to paradise.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

121 Collusion is not a crime.

Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 08:30 PM (7DwnJ)

122 >>You shouldn't be able to count a woman's vertebrae while you are making out.

Posted by: Grump928(C)

Or from across the room.

Posted by: Aviator at January 22, 2018 08:31 PM (2cuLk)

123 It's a ridiculous phrase. There aren't any right of center Democrats unless you're talking about DINOs such as myself. What D politician is right of center?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 08:31 PM (8+Ozj)

124 >>So, Ana's complaining her parents brought her here from Cuba without her say so.


Back when there still things on the Island that floated.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 08:31 PM (OPVRs)

125 Navarro will never recover from her election night humiliation. She began the night, principled conservative that she is, by openly salivating over a Felonia victory led by a fictitious wave of Latino voters. "And it weel be sweeet sweeeet justeece hwen eet ees Lateeeenos
who breeng heem down!"


Nothing says "Republican" quite like gushing over a bunch of illegal aliens bringing down a Republican candidate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:31 PM (npMFT)

126 On Tucker I just learned what a Tia Tom is. Also a coconut.

The racist things you learn from the left.

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 08:31 PM (g4lFK)

127 Yeah, I still don't get how "My parents brought me here against my will" answers the question "Why are you a Republican."

The escaping-Communism part, I guess?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 22, 2018 08:32 PM (ul9CR)

128 30 I am pretty sure I said here months ago that Meggie Mac was a lot smarter than she was six or eight years ago.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2018 08:12 PM (ILitO)

I am pretty sure I said here months ago that Schumer the Schwantz would fold like Hillary's lifeless labia if confronted by the Magical Golden Scalpweasel.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 22, 2018 08:32 PM (EZWNE)

129 "I have to say, I really lost a lot of respect for the Democratic Party
in this shutdown thing. They always seemed to position themselves well
on these types of legislative games of chicken,"

=======

They won because they were fighting imbeciles with the FNM helping.

Now Lord Emperor Trump is wiping the floor with them. They came to a knife fight with a spork and that just don't hunt no more.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 22, 2018 08:32 PM (3BFzK)

130 Surely McCain's in his final days/months? Any AZ Morons to put some knowledge about his known medical status? He's been missing big votes.


More importantly, who's in line to be appointed to fill out the term?


Months back heard a nice scenario where the weaker of the two strong GOP contenders for Flake's seat might be appointed. Could work out perfectly.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 08:32 PM (QDnY+)

131 115 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 08:27 PM (sZJfc)

Nope; I may have said something rude about Schumer, but it wasn't about his being on his knees.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 08:29 PM (8+Ozj)

Hah. Well, it was saucy enough to where I was wondering if Ace was sitting on a throne somewhere, in robes, with a copy of the 'big book of moron dirty insults' that he was fondling saying 'yes. yes! Can you feel the hate FLOWING through you?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 08:32 PM (sZJfc)

132 Yeah, I still don't get how "My parents brought me here against my will" answers the question "Why are you a Republican."

Nobody's stopping her from getting her ass back to Cuba.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:33 PM (npMFT)

133
Alternate post title:


remember NIGHT OF THE LEPUS?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 22, 2018 08:33 PM (9dh/m)

134 I am pretty sure I said here months ago that Schumer
the Schwantz would fold like Hillary's lifeless labia

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 22, 2018 08:32 PM (EZWNE)


Thanks for that visual.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:33 PM (ptqGC)

135 103 Navarro will never recover from her election night humiliation. She began the night, principled conservative that she is, by openly salivating over a Felonia victory led by a fictitious wave of Latino voters. "And it weel be sweeet sweeeet justeece hwen eet ees Lateeeenos who breeng heem down!"

At one point she even started incoherently screaming at the camera in Spanish, she was so worked up over her fantasy, which came crashing down hours later, along with what was left of her sanity. Now the chica esta muy loco.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 22, 2018 08:27 PM (ul9CR)


Right. But it's whites who are the racists.

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 08:33 PM (sdi6R)

136 96 So is the government open? Or still shut down?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 08:25 PM (sZJfc) >>>>>

Not sure. I haven't heard if PDT has signed the bill. I have not received a "you're un-furloughed" phone call or email yet.

You can check here but it's un-helpful at the moment:

www.opm.gov


Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 08:33 PM (AMIL/)

137
Did I get that movie title right?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 08:33 PM (9dh/m)

138
Natural Republican Voters Mi Amigo, THE BEST AMERICANS

//Senora Lindsey Graham-McCain


"We will astonish the world by our ingratitude." - Camillo Cavour. And Hispanics.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 08:33 PM (o+wks)

139 My god.

Your parents risk their lives to get you out of a communist hell-hole, from which YOU WERE NOT FREE TO LEAVE! Under penalty of death!

And you have the NERVE to say it was "against your will"

This woman disgusts me more than any shitbird democrat in washington. They're at least after power for themselves, so their assholery is coherent, even if evil.

This is the insight of a person who is completely deluded. Not worth the dust in the air through which the soundwaves propagate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 08:34 PM (T28di)

140 PDT is due to sign the bill tonight, per Sarah the Shark Sanders.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:34 PM (ptqGC)

141 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 08:32 PM (sZJfc)

Oh dear. If someone is wondering about the hate flowing through me that's not a good thing. Things have been rather stressful lately, however, so I think I come across as more sarcastic and caustic than I otherwise might.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 08:34 PM (8+Ozj)

142 114
Coulter is too skinny.



But I do love her fightyness.





You shouldn't be able to count a woman's vertebrae while you are making out.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 08:29 PM (WbIyz)

And, since Coulter has been brought up, a little something I read many moons ago, when I was 16 (16 + 13 = 29). NSFW, because of naughty words. Setting aside the fact that the author is a libtard, I still find it funny:



http://tinyurl.com/y74z87ah




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2018 08:35 PM (8iiMU)

143
SO Meggie Mac: zaftig or BBW?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 08:35 PM (8O3HH)

144 BBW. I'd hit it.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 08:35 PM (2sCft)

145 >>>Just stopping by - what is this thread about?<<<

It's about whether or not Ben is living up to and/or exceeding his duties to God and country.

Posted by: Fritz at January 22, 2018 08:35 PM (bJ0w+)

146 Oh dear. If someone is wondering about the hate
flowing through me that's not a good thing. Things have been rather
stressful lately, however, so I think I come across as more sarcastic
and caustic than I otherwise might.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 08:34 PM (8+Ozj)


You don't seem full of hate at all, just stressed like the rest of us. You're always a beacon of light here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

147 143
SO Meggie Mac: zaftig or BBW?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 08:35 PM (8O3HH)


Zaffy.

Posted by: the guy that does Clue wrong at January 22, 2018 08:36 PM (+lOpA)

148 No wonder the MSM thought Hillary was a lock when idiots like Ana Navarro are who they think of as Republicans.

Posted by: Mueller at January 22, 2018 08:36 PM (4upo5)

149 >> And, since Coulter has been brought up,

I remember reading that. Dude obviously had a thing for Ann Coulter, thinking about debauched hate sex with her like that.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 08:37 PM (8O3HH)

150 sock cleanse

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 08:37 PM (+lOpA)

151 I have to say, I really lost a lot of respect for the Democratic Party in this shutdown thing. They always seemed to position themselves well on these types of legislative games of chicken, but they were never going to win this time.

'
Chuck was playing by Bush rules. Trump was playing by Trump rules.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 08:37 PM (+y/Ru)

152 remember NIGHT OF THE LEPUS?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 22, 2018 08:33 PM (9dh/m)

It's never LEPUS

Posted by: Dr. Gregory House at January 22, 2018 08:37 PM (n/Dik)

153 She could ask the same of her father

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2018 08:13 PM (SiINZ)



YOU BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 22, 2018 08:37 PM (/qEW2)

154 Woman on Tucker just said the Turpin family was a home school.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 08:38 PM (IqV8l)

155 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

We,, thank you. However, this little light of mine is probably not shining too brightly lately. Long drives back and forth to the hospital doesn't help

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 08:38 PM (8+Ozj)

156 Though it should be pointed out that it wasn't just Navarro.
Virtually every single election night broadcast, and I've seen 'em all, had their pre-written "Latino Wave" stories written and narratives rolled out early in the evening. Basic summary: "Trump insulted Latinos so Latinos hauled Felonia's ass over the finish line as revenge."

Except it didn't quite work out that way, now did it. Sha-wing!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 22, 2018 08:38 PM (ul9CR)

157

What's worse is how stupid Fake News thinks WE are to believe navaroo is legit.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 08:38 PM (9dh/m)

158 It was a Hellova day at sea, sir!

Dems caved, and Sarah Sanders refused to call on Jim Acosta.

The butt hurt is palpable.

Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 08:38 PM (7DwnJ)

159 Ghost of Lee Atwater, on illegal immigration in particular, your latter option (GOP's fault) is entirely the explanation. Because a large part of the party and most of the leadership is gaga for insane lawless immigration, every bit as much as the craziest, most racist Dems.


Mass illegal migration and all the outrages that have grown up around it have never been popular - even in places like CA. Recall 2006. Dubya's stunning amnesty debacle. Stopped by popular, genuine grassroots outrage.


Ceteris paribus, Trump is not the nominee or the winner of the general, without his focus on illegal immigration.


The Dems' support for this insanity, esp. as it has become more racist, more shrill, and more extreme has not cost them as much as it should have til now because the GOP *offered no credible alternative*.


Differentiation. Choice, not an echo. These are the absolute logical foundation of political strategy in an open society. GOP, by not representing much of a choice in so many key areas for so long, has done as much damage to the country as the Dems.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 08:39 PM (QDnY+)

160 remember NIGHT OF THE LEPUS?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 22, 2018 08:33 PM (9dh/m)

I loved that movie. Especially the slo-mo shots of the giant rabbits getting blasted!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 08:39 PM (2sCft)

161 We,, thank you. However, this little light of mine
is probably not shining too brightly lately. Long drives back and forth
to the hospital doesn't help

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 08:38 PM (8+Ozj)


My dear, you will always be in my prayers, for what it's worth. You're an angel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

162

While navroo is on fake news cnn, msnbc's fake Republican Nicole Wallace has her own show.

And who is her favorite fake Republican guest?

Egg McMuffin.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 08:40 PM (9dh/m)

163 For that matter, who IS a centrist Democrat in the Congress? Manchin?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 08:40 PM (8+Ozj)

164 I'm listening to a Mark Knopfler concert and I am mellow, totally disconnected from politics (even though I am here reading the comments)!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5hGElxySFw

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 08:40 PM (gwPgz)

165

Wait.

A LEPUS is a rabbit?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 08:40 PM (9dh/m)

166 Ann Coulter would have looked better if she'd have quit smoking and had a baby or two.

Posted by: Dr. Gregory House at January 22, 2018 08:40 PM (n/Dik)

167 The "Latino Wave"?

They were all in California.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 22, 2018 08:40 PM (Eu5eZ)

168
Hi Hrothgar.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 08:41 PM (9dh/m)

169 Meanwhile, DJIA 26,214.

Damn that Trump.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:41 PM (WmqYl)

170 >> Oh dear. If someone is wondering about the hate flowing through me that's not a good thing. Things have been rather stressful lately, however, so I think I come across as more sarcastic and caustic than I otherwise might.

--------------------------

Now look what ya'll done gone and done.

Fen, you're as far from hate as anyone I've ever seen. Aetius was just joking, he didn't mean it literally. It's just a joke of the form, if say you had said "Golly, dagnabit all to heck!", we act shocked at such foul language.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 08:41 PM (8O3HH)

171 Wait.

A LEPUS is a rabbit?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 08:40 PM (9dh/m)


Yes. And they're spectacular.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 08:41 PM (+lOpA)

172 I misjudged Tucker Carlson.

I've got a lot of re-examination to do this year.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 08:41 PM (Ckg4U)

173 Nicole Wallace is another Never Trumper/Jebbie who needs to just go ahead and admit she's a prog. The very fact that MSDNC has given her a show to bash PDT says it all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:41 PM (ptqGC)

174 Especially the slo-mo shots of the giant rabbits getting blasted!!
Posted by: SteveOReno

That part was great.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at January 22, 2018 08:41 PM (5wCUq)

175 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

Thanks. I reply appreciate the prayers and I believe in them. As far as angel, well... you don't live with me. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 08:41 PM (8+Ozj)

176 Oh dear. If someone is wondering about the hate flowing through me that's not a good thing. Things have been rather stressful lately, however, so I think I come across as more sarcastic and caustic than I otherwise might.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 08:34 PM (8+Ozj)

No, it was fine (very mild by our standards.) I was using the Return of the Jedi scene to make a joke that we were corrupting you. You have a ways to go before you make publius blush.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 08:41 PM (sZJfc)

177 Mike Rowe up next on Tucker. Should be good.

Posted by: dartist at January 22, 2018 08:41 PM (nisXv)

178 147 143
SO Meggie Mac: zaftig or BBW?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 08:35 PM (8O3HH)

Zaffy.
Posted by: the guy that does Clue wrong at January 22, 2018 08:36 PM (+lOpA)

She's not a BBW. BBWs are grossly overweight.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 08:41 PM (NWiLs)

179 Wait.

A LEPUS is a rabbit?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 08:40 PM (9dh/m)

Yes, it's classic "horror" slock from the early '70's IIRC.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 08:41 PM (2sCft)

180 So far, no lunatic leftoids on TuCa

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 08:42 PM (n/Dik)

181 Gee, Bob Menendez, a member of the Gang of Six Comprehensive Amnesty Legislation, is also on the way out of Congress after he's convicted of corruption. He and Flake are really taking one for the team to force-feed Americans their own demise.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 22, 2018 08:42 PM (H8S+R)

182
Her other favorite fake Republican guest is...


Steve Shmidt.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 08:42 PM (9dh/m)

183 Thanks. I reply appreciate the prayers and I believe in them. As far as angel, well... you don't live with me. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 08:41 PM (8+Ozj)


You're an angel in my book.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

184 Trump got almost a third of the Latino vote. Turns out a whole lot of Latinos don't like illegals either. Gee, who woulda thunk? They're hard-working Americans just like anybody else and they don't like seeing lawbreakers in their country any more than anybody else. Why it's almost as if a third of Latios see beyond race. Shocking. And dangerous, to a Dem party that's all in on identity politics.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 22, 2018 08:42 PM (ul9CR)

185 While navroo is on fake news cnn, msnbc's fake Republican Nicole Wallace has her own show.

And who is her favorite fake Republican guest?

Egg McMuffin.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 08:40 PM (9dh/m)




She's a Republican? On election night I thought she was a Democrat. Of course the same could have been said of Billy Kristol who "joked" of running off to Canada once it became apparent that Trump would win

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2018 08:43 PM (SiINZ)

186 I really like Mark Knopfler. Gravelly voice but great songwriter and guitarist. "Dire Straits" one of my favorites in college

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 08:43 PM (8+Ozj)

187 [Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 08:38 PM (8+Ozj)

Prayers up for you and yours! You remain one of the very few good to the core people I think that I know via the intertubes!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 08:43 PM (gwPgz)

188 Fenelon is an angel with a shiv.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 08:43 PM (+lOpA)

189 on the "not-retained" FBI texts, here's the GOPe in action:

On Tucker's show tonight, Sen. Ron Johnson, R-WI, was asked what's next on searching for the missing texts. Johnson said the Senate will ask if the cell company has a copy (gee, Senator, if FBI servers were wiped, do you think ATT or Verizon servers remain untouched?). When asked if the Senate has subpoenaed the devices used by Strzok and Page, Johnson said, no we're not ready to go there yet.



Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 08:43 PM (AMIL/)

190 So far, no lunatic leftoids on TuCa

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 08:42 PM (n/Dik)


That crazy lefty wymyn from Catalina he has on all the time was already on with Martha. She drives my husband nuts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:44 PM (ptqGC)

191 She's not a BBW. BBWs are grossly overweight.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 08:41 PM (NWiLs)

Oh, I thought it was nice and curvy but not grossly obese.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 08:44 PM (2sCft)

192 This FBI stuff just keeps getting better and better. Even if the "confusion" is resolved to reveal that the "missing" texts are in fact in the OIG's mitts, as he claimed.


There's both a legal/prosecutorial and an oversight/reform agenda that everyone knows arises from this outrageous behavior.


Both better be done seriously and get results. Still can't believe the IRS targeting outrage has been casually discarded by DOJ. If this stuff isn't dealt with, boy.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 08:44 PM (QDnY+)

193 Two words: "Telegraph Road."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 22, 2018 08:44 PM (ul9CR)

194 Trump got almost a third of the Latino vote. Turns out a whole lot of Latinos don't like illegals either. Gee, who woulda thunk? They're hard-working Americans just like anybody else and they don't like seeing lawbreakers in their country any more than anybody else. Why it's almost as if a third of Latios see beyond race. Shocking. And dangerous, to a Dem party that's all in on identity politics.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 22, 2018 08:42 PM (ul9CR)


A friend and neighbor of mine is of Mexican descent, and I wouldn't be surprised if he's here on the HQ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:44 PM (WmqYl)

195 >>> I have to say, I really lost a lot of respect for the Democratic Party in this shutdown thing. ... I used to think of them as cunning, maybe not intelligent, but very crafty. I am now wondering if a great part of Democratic success over the last 20 years or so has been the absolute fecklessness of the Republican Party.

To be fair to them, they underestimated the glitch that NeoTrump caused in the Matrix of politics as usual. "What do you mean he can dodge our bullets!" It just shows how old and tired the game in DC is, that they did not nimbly reset their strategy. Ah well HAHAHA!

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 08:44 PM (hvf9s)

196 "She needs to ask Jen Rubin the same question."

To ask is to answer. Rubin now believes in everything she was against just a year and a half ago. Because severe conservatism.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 22, 2018 08:45 PM (H8S+R)

197 Oh, I thought it was nice and curvy but not grossly obese.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 08:44 PM (2sCft)


Zaftig is the bottom limit of BBW.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 08:45 PM (+lOpA)

198 Mike Rowe on TuCa.

Rowrrrrrrr.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:45 PM (ptqGC)

199
Fen takes the notion of "hate" very seriously, folks. We'd best not joke with her about that. The thought of seeming hateful worries her to death.

Again, Fen, you're as far from hating of hateful as anybody I've ever seen.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 08:45 PM (8O3HH)

200 I have a friend whose father fled Cuba in the 50's. a Cattle farmer in the U.S. He's dead now but he couldn't stand illegals, when he had to go though through all the hoops to get his citizenship

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 08:45 PM (8+Ozj)

201 Mike Rowe Rocks.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 08:45 PM (Ckg4U)

202 Megyn Kelley >> Meghan McCain

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 22, 2018 08:45 PM (EZebt)

203 183 Thanks. I reply appreciate the prayers and I believe in them. As far as angel, well... you don't live with me. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 08:41 PM (8+Ozj)

You're an angel in my book.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

Here, here!

or Hear, Hear?

...

Seconded!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 08:46 PM (sZJfc)

204

Put your Hate on me.

I can handle it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 08:46 PM (9dh/m)

205 Hah....Trump IS Neo.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 08:46 PM (+lOpA)

206 love Mike Rowe. yowza.

Posted by: vivi at January 22, 2018 08:46 PM (11H2y)

207 Crisp, Modulated Baritone... LOL!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 08:46 PM (Ckg4U)

208 >>> I have to say, I really lost a lot of respect for the Democratic Party in this shutdown thing. ... I used to think of them as cunning, maybe not intelligent, but very crafty. I am now wondering if a great part of Democratic success over the last 20 years or so has been the absolute fecklessness of the Republican Party.

To be fair to them, they underestimated the glitch that NeoTrump caused in the Matrix of politics as usual. "What do you mean he can dodge our bullets!" It just shows how old and tired the game in DC is, that they did not nimbly reset their strategy. Ah well HAHAHA!
Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 08:44 PM (hvf9s)

Dems Got Schlonged!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 08:46 PM (2sCft)

209 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 22, 2018 08:42 PM (ul9CR)

One DiL is Ecuadorian with mucho extended familia here, all legal and they do NOT like the illegals because they are are all working their asses off and being taxed to support the DACA "kids".

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 08:46 PM (gwPgz)

210 And Mike Rowe is on TuCa now talking about his most recent prog takedown. A work of beauty.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 22, 2018 08:46 PM (EZebt)

211
Today Googlag is celebrating Sergei Eisenstein's birthday. A commie propagandist. What a surprise

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2018 08:47 PM (SiINZ)

212 When is Mike Rowe's show on? I haven't watched the Discovery Channel in years.

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 08:47 PM (n/Dik)

213 Real Republicans notice things like pant creases and the scandal free character of the last administration.

Posted by: David Brooks at January 22, 2018 08:47 PM (Pb5Ed)

214
Yeah, the BBW I've seen (and hope to never see again) is YUGE. Some dudes have this fetish for obesity.

Daily Mail had a story about some woman who got hooked up with one of these freaks. He porked her up to some ridiculous weight, then left her.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 08:48 PM (8O3HH)

215 Again, Fen, you're as far from hating or hateful as anybody I've ever seen.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 08:45 PM (8O3HH)


THIS!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 08:48 PM (gwPgz)

216 One of our closest friends escaped from Cuba with his family as a child.

He was a big Hillary! supporter and hates PDT.

Another friend in ATL also came here with her family from Cuba. Her dad was a physician, and they paid someone to fly them to Miami in a small plane, with nothing but the clothes on their backs.

She loves Trump bigly, as does her husband.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

217 Yeah Mike Rowe is a rock. And rocks. And has rocks.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 08:48 PM (+lOpA)

218 I don't feel so bad about being bloated after seeing Mike Rowe.. LOL.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 08:48 PM (Ckg4U)

219 >>> Mike Rowe on TuCa. Rowrrrrrrr.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:45 PM (ptqGC)

Oooh that's a lot of pretty! There had bettah be clips later.

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 08:48 PM (hvf9s)

220 Rowe has a radio voice.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 22, 2018 08:48 PM (ul9CR)

221 a miracle, I found this from last year:

132
rats

fake news, of sorts: I happened to see this con the Clown News Netwrok while flipping through the channels: Ana Navarro:

"we
all remember people at his rallies shouting 'Jew SA! Jew SA!' and
looking at the media, and I think one thing has to do with the other. I
think there is a correlation between his attacks on the media and a lot
of this anti-Semitic feeling."

so I look it up on Google and...
I'm sure she remembers it exactly as she wants to remember it,
because... it was one guy at one rally (Phoenix at the end of October.)

but
it fits Navarro's world view because some of the worst 'alt-right'
types happened to support Trump. No point in mentioning what the
Communists' CPUSA had to say: "The only way to defeat him is Hillary
Clinton, the first woman in
history with a chance of being elected. The difference is abysmal.

Barack Obama did not exaggerate when he said she was more prepared to be
President than he - Obama - or her husband, Bill Clinton."




Posted by: mallfly roddingham clinton at February 22, 2017 12:22 PM (b7fwp)

===
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=368514

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=368514

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2018 08:48 PM (ILitO)

222 Me in the bathtub with a kitchen knife.

Posted by: zombie marat at January 22, 2018 08:49 PM (ewxPW)

223 205 Hah....Trump IS Neo.
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 08:46 PM (+lOpA)

There is no diet Coke.

Posted by: Donny Two-scoops at January 22, 2018 08:49 PM (sZJfc)

224 Is there a Mrs. Rowe?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

225 Neo Two Scoops.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 08:50 PM (+lOpA)

226 I am now wondering if a great part of Democratic success over the last 20 years or so has been the absolute fecklessness of the Republican Party.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 22, 2018 08:30 PM (nu45M)


Is that a legitimate question or a rhetoric utterance?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 08:50 PM (y7DUB)

227 What/What/What, exactly.


Trump's share of both the black and Latino vote is probably the single most alarming topic to Dems. Without incredibly monolithic bloc voting by both (worse for black voters), the Dems become, well, sort of an outlier party.


Hence the vile, crude race-baiting by Bambi even in his second term. Hence Durbin's "s***hole" gambit (and the fact it was championed by non-white high profile Dems).



Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 08:50 PM (QDnY+)

228 and the other link, goes to real clear politics dot com

https://tinyurl.com/ychtgqx3

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2018 08:51 PM (ILitO)

229 184 Trump got almost a third of the Latino vote. Turns out a whole lot of Latinos don't like illegals either. Gee, who woulda thunk? They're hard-working Americans just like anybody else and they don't like seeing lawbreakers in their country any more than anybody else. Why it's almost as if a third of Latios see beyond race. Shocking. And dangerous, to a Dem party that's all in on identity politics.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 22, 2018 08:42 PM (ul9CR)


Another dimension to this is that, within the "latino community", it is not a homogeneous kumbaya.

I mean, Mexican != Puerto Rican != Cuban != etc

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 22, 2018 08:51 PM (di1hb)

230 226 I am now wondering if a great part of Democratic success over the last 20 years or so has been the absolute fecklessness of the Republican Party.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 22, 2018 08:30 PM (nu45M)

Is that a legitimate question or a rhetoric utterance?
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 08:50 PM (y7DUB)


To ask is to answer. Alas.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 08:51 PM (+lOpA)

231 Navarro is a fat head, literally and figuratively. If you shaved her head, she'd be a dead ringer for Private Pyle.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 08:52 PM (/qEW2)

232 181 NJ will re-elect Menendez from prison

Posted by: CN at January 22, 2018 08:52 PM (5gaNQ)

233 Is there a Mrs. Rowe?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

Isn't bigamy illegal in your state? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 08:52 PM (8+Ozj)

234 >>Chuck was playing by Bush rules. Trump was playing by Trump rules.

That's what I don't get. Schumer's known Trump for a long time, he knows what Trump's all about. The only thing I can figure is that they assumed that the Republicans would capitulate like they always have, which if they were paying attention would have seen probably wasn't going to happen. Either that or they thought that going through with the shutdown and quitting would be better for them than not going through with the shutdown at all, which seems really stupid because all they've done is confirm their weakness.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 22, 2018 08:53 PM (nu45M)

235 Today Joyless Reid said, "Nothing is more predictable than the media backing the GOP."

Say wut?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

236 Everything I see about Comey makes me think he is stupid, lazy and corrupt.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 22, 2018 08:53 PM (9SvGI)

237 >>> Is there a Mrs. Rowe?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

Me! He just doesn't know it yet. I wish. Smart driven handsome men that sing opera...why yes please I'll have one of those!

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 08:53 PM (hvf9s)

238 Yeah, okay. She said it.

But here is the thing: she knew the answer already, having lived it.

Navarro markets herself as a Republican because it gets her air time. Republican hates Trump! Because the bench of Democrats who hate Trump is just too deep to get to a 98th rater like Navarro.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 08:53 PM (jHrzU)

239 Zaftig is the bottom limit of BBW.
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 08:45 PM (+lOpA)

Okay, googling "zaftig" images, they had a nice picture of the incomparable Kat Dennings and her massive rack!! I'll go with zaftig for Meggie Mac!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 08:54 PM (2sCft)

240 To ask is to answer. Rubin now believes in everything she was against just a year and a half ago. Because severe conservatism.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 22, 2018 08:45 PM (H8S+R)


Calling her "conservative" is just for the retarded monkeys who read Amazon Unprime. She's barely above a mumbling bag lady with nonexistent personal hygiene.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 08:54 PM (y7DUB)

241 236 Everything I see about Comey makes me think he is stupid, lazy and corrupt.
Posted by: CM9000 at January 22, 2018 08:53 PM (9SvGI)


Top. Men.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 08:54 PM (+lOpA)

242
Is there a Mrs. Rowe?

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Is there a Mr. D'oh? Because you better hope he's not reading this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 08:54 PM (7gTUR)

243 Is there a Mrs. Rowe?



Posted by: Jane D'oh



Is there a Mr. D'oh? Because you better hope he's not reading this.





Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 08:54 PM (7gTUR)


I forgot to add "asking for a friend."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:55 PM (ptqGC)

244 I am now wondering if a great part of Democratic success over the last 20 years or so has been the absolute fecklessness collusion of the Republican Party.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 22, 2018 08:30 PM (nu45M)


========

Suggested edit.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 08:55 PM (/qEW2)

245 What I find amusing but somewhat puzzling is how Graham has opted to go full Dem retard - getting personal about Miller in the WH, etc.


WTF kind of strategery is that, for a senator of the same party, working with the WH? Have not seen that one before.


And how did Graham come by his bigoted, incredibly stupid views on immigration? Not that he's a genius on any subject, but on that one he's bizarre.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 08:56 PM (QDnY+)

246 Everything I see about Comey makes me think he is stupid, lazy and corrupt.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 22, 2018 08:53 PM (9SvGI)


And those are just his good points!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 08:56 PM (gwPgz)

247 Hannity's on. Gotta go. He's much-see-TV for our house.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:56 PM (ptqGC)

248 and the other link, goes to real clear politics dot com

https://tinyurl.com/ychtgqx3

-
Fits right in with this.

http://bit.ly/2DDpbEy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 08:56 PM (+y/Ru)

249 OT-Just leaving this nice doggies and human story here:

https://tinyurl.com/ya9dffds


Good night,everyone.I have some cards to write. Yes, I still send snail mail sometimes. Some of the older folks in the congregation send cards and I think like to get them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 08:57 PM (8+Ozj)

250 There doesn't seem to be any sort of "ideology" behind the Democrat party anymore. It's all just a veneer of raw emotional knee-jerky bullshit hastily glued over a core of "everything American or Traditional is Evil by default". There used to at least be a sort of lip-service paid to the old Progressive academics (Dewey, Rawls, etc.) who played around the fringes of Marxism and London-style economics (by which I mean, Doing Economics Wrong). But those days are long, long gone.

It does seem to sell pretty well amongst certain groups, but "America sucks. Gimme all your money" is hardly an ethos, is it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 08:57 PM (T28di)

251
Today Joyless Reid said, "Nothing is more predictable than the media backing the GOP."

The view from Bizarro World

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 08:57 PM (IqV8l)

252 Comey has always struck me as a lightweight narcissist. From his first big splash with the surveillance stuff after 9/11.


As he so often does, Trump nailed it with "nutjob".


And that's why I was first here to put him in the suicide pool, if things are pursued the way they need to be.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 08:58 PM (QDnY+)

253 Everything I see about Comey makes me think he is stupid, lazy and corrupt.
Posted by: CM9000 at January 22, 2018 08:53 PM (9SvGI)

A perfect Democrat.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2018 08:58 PM (EoRCO)

254 Hannity's on. Gotta go. He's much-see-TV for our house.

Like his views normally, but for me:

Hannity = fingernails + chalkboard

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 08:58 PM (2sCft)

255 And how did Graham come by his bigoted, incredibly stupid views on immigration? Not that he's a genius on any subject, but on that one he's bizarre.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 08:56 PM (QDnY+)

Probably an affinity for the brown cabana boys he meets during vacation at a resort in Florida.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 08:58 PM (4ErVI)

256 And how did Graham come by his bigoted, incredibly stupid views on immigration? Not that he's a genius on any subject, but on that one he's bizarre.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 08:56 PM (QDnY+)

I hate to be so cynical, but my first thought is his bag was too light for his liking.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 08:59 PM (4upo5)

257 >> Good night,everyone.

Fen, you're okay with this "hate" stuff I hope, before you go? You realize it was just a joke and nothing to worry about?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 08:59 PM (8O3HH)

258 Notice the link on the side to a story about Steven Seagal.
Did everybody see that story back during the campaign about Steven Seagal receiving Russian citizenship.

Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2018 08:59 PM (e8kgV)

259
There doesn't seem to be any sort of "ideology" behind the Democrat party anymore. It's all just a veneer of raw emotional knee-jerky bullshit hastily glued over a core of "everything American or Traditional is Evil by default".

It's the vector sum of every pathology of its constituent identity groups.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 09:00 PM (7gTUR)

260 After seeing this I doubt that Meghan McCain would get a shot to ask Jen Rubin why she still claims Republican affiliation. Rubin's antipathy to Donald Trump has wrecked whatever judgement and perspective she possessed. I find it painful to read her screeds.

Posted by: Jill v2 at January 22, 2018 09:00 PM (E9Gtg)

261 And that's why I was first here to put him in the suicide pool, if things are pursued the way they need to be.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 08:58 PM (QDnY+)


Nobody with a functioning conscience would miss that long drink of piss if he did the right thing.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 09:01 PM (y7DUB)

262 Rubin's antipathy to Donald Trump has wrecked whatever judgement and perspective she possessed. I find it painful to read her screeds.
Posted by: Jill v2 at January 22, 2018 09:00 PM (E9Gtg)

100% agree. I used to read her occasionally, but no more. She's gone round the bend.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 09:01 PM (2sCft)

263 Heh. Hannity reporting FBI is blaming Samsung.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 09:01 PM (ptqGC)

264 ANA NAVARRRRO'S 'FAMILY' THING WITH MENENDEZ IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT PLAYS INTO THE STEREOTYPE THAT ALL MESSICANS ARE RELATED - WHICH IS LARGELY TRUE.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 09:02 PM (fA1SL)

265 250 There doesn't seem to be any sort of "ideology" behind the Democrat party anymore. It's all just a veneer of raw emotional knee-jerky bullshit hastily glued over a core of "everything American or Traditional is Evil by default". There used to at least be a sort of lip-service paid to the old Progressive academics (Dewey, Rawls, etc.) who played around the fringes of Marxism and London-style economics (by which I mean, Doing Economics Wrong). But those days are long, long gone.

It does seem to sell pretty well amongst certain groups, but "America sucks. Gimme all your money" is hardly an ethos, is it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 08:57 PM (T28di)

Well, it worked for them. Seriously it did. Where was the pushback? When you're responding with a bow tie and a position paper to snarling emotional savages, you've already lost.

They're children who have never been disciplined for the outbursts. In fact, they've been spoiled rotten by pushover parents.

Gramps Trump came for a visit and guess what? He's moving in and staying for four years! Maybe seven! And he doesn't like your smart mouth and your blue hair. And he'll use the belt.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 09:02 PM (4ErVI)

266 Quite a bit of madness infecting the Left and Never-Trumpers. What color is the sky in their worlds?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 22, 2018 09:02 PM (hyuyC)

267 1:69 Book of Reid
Screw unto me the little children.

Posted by: Egg McMuffin aping Comey at January 22, 2018 09:03 PM (ewxPW)

268 186 I really like Mark Knopfler. Gravelly voice but great songwriter and guitarist. "Dire Straits" one of my favorites in college
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 08:43 PM (8+Ozj)


Church bell clinging on distant, trying to get a crowd for Evensong
Nobody cares to depend upon the chimes it plays
They're all in the station praying for trains
Congregation's late again
It's getting darker all the time, these flagpole days
Drunk old soldier he gives her a fright
He's a crazy lion, he's a-howling for a fight

and my favorite line

Starlings are tough but the lions are made of stone

Posted by: Keith at January 22, 2018 09:03 PM (USf3s)

269 Trump's share of both the black and Latino vote is probably the single most alarming topic to Dems. Without incredibly monolithic bloc voting by both (worse for black voters), the Dems become, well, sort of an outlier party.

Indeed. In the runup to the election there were those (here at the Q, and even some known name pundits) who said Trump would get 25% of the black vote. I knew that was ridiculous. But it wouldn't take much to do better than any other Republican, ever. Trump did better than any Republican since GHWB in 1988, and it is within margin of error - he might have done better. He got into double digits which is pretty respectable, considering.

During the runup to the election I had people of color tell me that Trump's lack of support of among African Americans was proof of his racism. (Black people don't like you, that means you are a racist. Go figure.) Anyway, I wondered then how that fits into, you know, actual reality. You know what support John McCain had among African Americans?

1%. One measly percent. Yeah, I know, against Obama, but still, if your support among African Americans is a reflection of your racism, if Trump's support was 10%, and McCain 1%, doesn't that mean that John McCain is 10x more racist?

Hell, Mitt managed to DOUBLE McCain's showing among African Americans. But that still makes him WAY more racist than Trump.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 09:03 PM (jHrzU)

270 265 Dack Thrombosis

Your last paragraph is golden!

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 22, 2018 09:04 PM (hyuyC)

271 I would marry Mike Rowe and bear his children. If I could. Love that man!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 09:04 PM (dUJdY)

272 Warai we can't separate the Dems mere existence, much less their extremism vs. much of their voting base, without focusing on the disinformation environment created by the press. With few exceptions, the entire media, down to local TV, acts as promoter, protector, and agent of the scattershot "ideology" - more a collection of emotional causes, all of them pointing towards less freedom, more control, and yes, "your money".


As distorting as it always was, the press in the past was far less merely an instrument of the racist authoritarians. An Obama, with zero accomplishments and a large circus freakshow's worth of toxic associations/statements/etc., would never have been president in an earlier era.


But when everything from the "news" to pop culture to sports to the friggin' restaurant reviews in the local free paper relentlessly push the same general line on everything, the masses with no background or critical thinking skills uniformly hate the GOP as some "right wing" outfit (ha!), and (mostly) mindlessly back any Dem.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 09:05 PM (QDnY+)

273 Lost interest in Hannity when he spent 2 weeks bloviating about Michael Jackson and his untimely death.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 22, 2018 09:05 PM (xFZUI)

274 Why they thought that championing illegal immigration was going to be a winning issue is beyond me. I used to think of them as cunning, maybe not intelligent, but very crafty.

========

They can't get over the savor of total victory they had under Obama. Now they're unable to do anything but push further left, whether or not it makes sense politically. Ace posted a quote from the 90's of some CA dem saying that we needed to strengthen our borders against illegals (I think it was Feinstein). Those days are long gone.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 09:05 PM (/qEW2)

275 Knopfler > Telegraph Road.

I lived off a road called that in NVA. (Northern Virginia, not North Vietnam.)

Ok, sorta' the same.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 22, 2018 09:05 PM (iiixZ)

276 I would marry Mike Rowe and bear his children. If I could. Love that man!
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 09:04 PM (dUJdY)

He does seem to get the 'ettes hearts a flutterin'.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 09:06 PM (2sCft)

277 >> I would marry Mike Rowe and bear his children

Boy, ya'll sure are fickle. The other day, it was Trump's Navy doctor ya'll were swooning over. Now it's Mike Rowe.

And ya'll think we're bad.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 09:06 PM (8O3HH)

278
I have a theory as to why Trump did better among blacks than McCain or Romney. Stating it will get me banned.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 09:06 PM (7gTUR)

279 254 Hannity's on. Gotta go. He's much-see-TV for our house.

Like his views normally, but for me:

Hannity = fingernails + chalkboard
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 08:58 PM (2sCft)

Aye. Dentist drill on bone.

Posted by: Donny Two-scoops at January 22, 2018 09:06 PM (sZJfc)

280 You pendejos will be sorry when Donald "Stalin" Trump orders La Migra to seize all of America's tacos.

Posted by: Ana Navarro - RESIST!!!!!!!!!!! at January 22, 2018 09:06 PM (H5knJ)

281 Hannity is not autistic enough for all these dots but bless him as he is trying.

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 09:07 PM (g4lFK)

282 227 What/What/What, exactly.


Trump's share of both the black and Latino vote is probably the single most alarming topic to Dems. Without incredibly monolithic bloc voting by both (worse for black voters), the Dems become, well, sort of an outlier party.


Hence the vile, crude race-baiting by Bambi even in his second term. Hence Durbin's "s***hole" gambit (and the fact it was championed by non-white high profile Dems).



Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 08:50 PM (QDnY+)


Dems view those blocs as monolithic.

They are not.

This can and should be explouted.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 22, 2018 09:07 PM (di1hb)

283 Gramps Trump came for a visit and guess what? He's moving in and staying
for four years! Maybe seven! And he doesn't like your smart mouth and
your blue hair. And he'll use the belt.

Hell yes and about time!

Posted by: dartist at January 22, 2018 09:07 PM (nisXv)

284 Hannity = fingernails + chalkboard
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 08:58 PM (2sCft)


Yep.. I mean he seems like a great guy but good Lord.. his delivery is lacking.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 09:08 PM (dUJdY)

285 I prefer puta, which is apparently an all encompassing Spanish expletive.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 22, 2018 09:08 PM (xFZUI)

286 Jewells45

??? That Muslim thing only works for multiple wives, not husbands.

Have you gone left coast polyamorous on us?

Inquiring minds and all that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 22, 2018 09:08 PM (hyuyC)

287 Mike Rowe is a reverse trap!

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 09:08 PM (g4lFK)

288 What is with democrats and passwords?

Governor: I couldn't tell Hawaiians missile alert was a false alarm because I didn't know my Twitter password

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycjds3vt

Posted by: RGallegos at January 22, 2018 09:08 PM (59GQk)

289 280. Operation REMOVE TACO - Melania assisted in negotiations for visas for many stronk Serbs for the project.

Duties on accordions and parts are hereby lifted.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 09:08 PM (fA1SL)

290 Just whisper your theory in our ear, Hadrian.

Posted by: Connie Chung at January 22, 2018 09:08 PM (H5knJ)

291 And ya'll think we're bad.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 09:06 PM (8O3HH)

publius, I think we're secure enough in our masculinity to understand how women would think Rowe is hot.

Strong voice. Polite. Not afraid to get his hands dirty or do a real job. If not conservative than at least not an idiot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 09:08 PM (sZJfc)

292 You pendejos will be sorry when Donald "Stalin" Trump orders La Migra to seize all of America's tacos.
Posted by: Ana Navarro - RESIST!!!!!!!!!!! at January 22, 2018 09:06 PM (H5knJ)

No problemo, Ana, he'll replace them with the Trump Tower Taco Bowls. Muy Bien Gracias!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 09:09 PM (2sCft)

293 Everything I see about Comey makes me think he is stupid, lazy and corrupt.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 22, 2018 08:53 PM (9SvGI)



And cover the whole mix with complete arrogance

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2018 09:09 PM (SiINZ)

294 277 >> I would marry Mike Rowe and bear his children

Boy, ya'll sure are fickle. The other day, it was Trump's Navy doctor ya'll were swooning over. Now it's Mike Rowe.

And ya'll think we're bad.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 09:06 PM (8O3HH)


I blame LadyL. Rowe wears jeans and t-shirts.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 22, 2018 09:09 PM (di1hb)

295 Prince had a song "Black Donald Trump." Not his best work.

But think about it - how likely is it that he is considered a monster in the black community if Prince is singing about him?

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 09:09 PM (jHrzU)

296 Which is, of course, racist.

I'm sorry to be the one to say it Ace but it is racist to point that out.

I watched PBS tonight after broadcast NBC and noticed that there seems to have been a memo to the media that "Dreamers", "DACA" kids, and even long time visa overstays from multiple countries are all to be lumped into the "MUST BECOME CITIZENS" category by the Left wing of the Lefty wing. They are talking about 20-30 million freaking people.
No one seems to blink an eye at the idea and even some pundits are saying that this somehow used to be mainstream thinking until the racist fascist Trump seized the government.
Is there a new drug we haven't heard of that all the people inside the beltway are taking?

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at January 22, 2018 09:09 PM (ExMvH)

297 lol NaCly! No.. but shit I ain't dead and I still admire a nice looking man.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 09:10 PM (dUJdY)

298 >> Mike Rowe is a reverse trap!

So trap = chick with dick, and if Mike is the reverse, you're saying he's a dude with a pussy?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 09:10 PM (8O3HH)

299 ??? That Muslim thing only works for multiple wives, not husbands.

Have you gone left coast polyamorous on us?

Inquiring minds and all that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January




you have to remember, when you go to a key party, should you have your house and car keys on separate fobs, you only throw one key fob in the bowl. having two guys pick your keys out on one evening is going to be uncomfortable.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 09:10 PM (MTjB1)

300 277 >> I would marry Mike Rowe and bear his children

Boy, ya'll sure are fickle. The other day, it was Trump's Navy doctor ya'll were swooning over. Now it's Mike Rowe.

And ya'll think we're bad.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 09:06 PM (8O3HH)

Hypergamy in action.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:11 PM (NWiLs)

301 Prince had a song "Black Donald Trump." Not his best work.

But think about it - how likely is it that he is considered a monster in the black community if Prince is singing about him?
Posted by: blaster at January




BBD?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 09:11 PM (MTjB1)

302 Heard 2 minutes of Hannity in the car this afternoon, he mangled the Gen. Flynn situation, amidst an otherwise essentially correct recitation of part of the FBI part of the Mega-Scandal. He means well but mangles lots of things. Mostly to no effect, probably.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 09:11 PM (QDnY+)

303 Strong voice. Polite. Not afraid to get his hands dirty or do a real job. If not conservative than at least not an idiot.

Yep.. You said it better than me. I used to laugh my ass off when I was watching Dirty Jobs. I thought then he was sexy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 09:11 PM (dUJdY)

304 Breathe Hannity.

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 09:11 PM (g4lFK)

305 : --- .-. /-. --- -

This seems oddly ... specific.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 22, 2018 09:11 PM (hyuyC)

306 Trump's share of both the black and Latino vote is probably the single most alarming topic to Dems.

==

Trump is a jefe, a boss.
He's got swagger and balls and people respond to that.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 09:12 PM (hMwEB)

307 304 Breathe Hannity.
Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 09:11 PM (g4lFK)

Is it wrong to wonder if someone broke Hannity's nose whether it might make his voice less annoying?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 09:12 PM (sZJfc)

308
More of this "shocking" "people will go to jail" memo.

Release the damn thing or shut up about it!

Driving me crazy.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 09:13 PM (8O3HH)

309 Operation REMOVE TACO

Yeah, I had that!

Posted by: Chaz Bono at January 22, 2018 09:13 PM (NWiLs)

310 This can and should be exploited.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 22, 2018 09:07 PM (di1hb)


That would require a sentient GOP!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 09:13 PM (gwPgz)

311 Sara Carter


Screen door. Hurricane.

Posted by: mag exchange at January 22, 2018 09:13 PM (gSuLJ)

312 --- .-. /-. --- -

This seems oddly ... specific.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January




hey, lots of people her tweet weird things about their personal time.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 09:13 PM (MTjB1)

313 He's got swagger and balls and people respond to that.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 09:12 PM (hMwEB)


Strong horse?

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 09:13 PM (gwPgz)

314 LOL...picture Hannity inhaling a helium balloon then going on one of his rants.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 09:14 PM (dUJdY)

315 Sara Carter has huge boobies judging from that side view.

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 09:14 PM (g4lFK)

316 Never was a Hannity fan, but he had Sarah Carter on when no one else was listening to her.

He's been after the FBI and DOJ like a SEAL on a goat-raper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 09:14 PM (ptqGC)

317 Release the damn thing or shut up about it!

Driving me crazy.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 09:13 PM (8O3HH)


Reminds me of something I said on a date one time...

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 09:14 PM (Is4Ai)

318 Busy day tomorrow, so have a serene night everyone. And especially you, young Jewells45!

May you all sleep the sleep of the just, or just after.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 22, 2018 09:14 PM (hyuyC)

319 And how did Graham come by his bigoted, incredibly stupid views on immigration? Not that he's a genius on any subject, but on that one he's bizarre.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 08:56 PM (QDnY+)

No idea but he's been yammering on about this ever since illegal immigration became a big national topic in the Doble Ve Arbusto administration. It's not a new thing for him, so he's either a true believer or he stays bought.

It's worth noting that he only pulled 55% in his last re-election. Meanwhile, Tim Scott also ran in a special election that year and pulled a greater share of the vote (61%) and more total votes than Graham. At some point either a legit SC Republican is going to primary him and win or enough people will get fed up and the Democrat will win in the general.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 22, 2018 09:14 PM (nu45M)

320 --- .-. /-. --- -

This seems oddly ... specific.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January





what's more, I have found many people require very specific guidance. general principles are not useful to everyone.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 09:14 PM (MTjB1)

321 Sara Carter


Screen door. Hurricane.
Posted by: mag exchange at January 22, 2018 09:13 PM (gSuLJ)

Sultry Beauty and Smoking Hot Brains. And Fearless. What's not to like?

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 09:14 PM (2sCft)

322 Sara Carter has a pretty good rack.

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 09:15 PM (n/Dik)

323 Hawaii Gov. David Ige explained Monday that not knowing his own Twitter password contributed to the delay notifying the people of Hawaii that the ballistic missile alert they received on Jan. 13 was a false alarm.

Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2018 09:15 PM (e8kgV)

324 hannity is talking to the terminator chick?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 09:15 PM (MTjB1)

325 Night NaCly Dog.

You should change it up one day and call yourself KCLy Dog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 09:15 PM (sZJfc)

326 whatever happen to Badfinger ?

Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 09:15 PM (4u7kU)

327 Australian Open match, Mertens (Belgium) v Svitolina (Ukraine).

Svitolina is nicely curvy, but the cameraman seems to prefer the skinnier Mertens.


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 22, 2018 09:15 PM (8iiMU)

328 Sara Carter's father: Marine.

Her husband, I don't know what branch, but was blinded during his service in the Shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 09:15 PM (ptqGC)

329 Monk I am intrigued by your analysis of Sara Carter's unique journalistic cache at the moment. She definitely has the Hot But Not Because Conventionally Stunning thing going on. One of my favorite things, in that category of things.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 09:16 PM (QDnY+)

330 >> I think we're secure enough in our masculinity

I'm secure in my lack of it, I think.

I'm just teasing them, just funnin'. They put up with our, hell my constant perving and drooling all over anything and everything, so the least we can do is let them do the same with those they dig.

Just teasin'.

They can carry on.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 09:16 PM (8O3HH)

331 Night NaClay!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 09:16 PM (dUJdY)

332 I'm rather partial to Hope Hicks. I would disappoint her all night long.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:17 PM (NWiLs)

333 Hawaii Gov. David Ige explained Monday that not
knowing his own Twitter password contributed to the delay notifying the
people of Hawaii that the ballistic missile alert they received on Jan.
13 was a false alarm.



Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2018 09:15 PM (e8kgV)


He's a BFF of Choom Boy's. Sounds as inept.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

334 Her husband, I don't know what branch, but was blinded during his service in the Shit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 09:15 PM (ptqGC)

Did not know that. She's one of my new heroes. Love her reporting.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 09:17 PM (2sCft)

335 Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at January 22, 2018 09:09 PM (ExMvH)

And yet...they're going after EVERYONE who is here and shouldn't be.

NPR had a story up about how a lot of Irish in Boston are feeling the heat. Visa overstays who brought kids and never bothered to go back to the Land of Lucky Charms.

Remove Taco, yes. Also Remove Leprechaun.

Get 'em outta here!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 09:17 PM (4ErVI)

336
Hawaii Gov. David Ige explained Monday that not knowing his own Twitter password contributed to the delay notifying the people of Hawaii that the ballistic missile alert they received on Jan. 13 was a false alarm.

Posted by: SMOD


How hard is it to remember "passw0rd"? And this is the Smart Party!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 09:17 PM (XsqzB)

337 whatever happen to Badfinger ?

Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 09:15 PM (4u7kU)



Badfinger married Butterfinger.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2018 09:17 PM (E3rQ4)

338 I have a theory as to why Trump did better among blacks than McCain or Romney. Stating it will get me banned.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 09:06 PM (7gTUR)


He campaigned down the road from me in an area that those other two numbnuts would've never even considered. It was smart from the standpoint that it surely drove Queen Fatass's support down.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 09:18 PM (y7DUB)

339 I'm rather partial to Hope Hicks. I would disappoint her all night long.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:17 PM (NWiLs)

That picture of her in the black tux in Japan--Yowza!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 09:18 PM (2sCft)

340 337 whatever happen to Badfinger ?

Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 09:15 PM (4u7kU)


Badfinger married Butterfinger.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2018 09:17 PM (E3rQ4)

And had a Batterfinger.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:18 PM (NWiLs)

341 339 I'm rather partial to Hope Hicks. I would disappoint her all night long.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:17 PM (NWiLs)

That picture of her in the black tux in Japan--Yowza!!
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 09:18 PM (2sCft)

Oh yeah. It moved. It definitely moved.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:18 PM (NWiLs)

342 Re: Sara Carter

I'll take "Women Who Would Never Talk to Me" for $500, Alex.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 22, 2018 09:18 PM (wVMAv)

343 have a theory as to why Trump did better among blacks than McCain or Romney. Stating it will get me banned.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 09:06 PM (7gTUR)

He campaigned down the road from me in an area that those other two numbnuts would've never even considered. It was smart from the standpoint that it surely drove Queen Fatass's support down.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January




Well, Trump is a baller, he has bling, and his wife has back so makes sense.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 09:18 PM (MTjB1)

344 302 Heard 2 minutes of Hannity in the car this afternoon, he mangled the Gen. Flynn situation, amidst an otherwise essentially correct recitation of part of the FBI part of the Mega-Scandal. He means well but mangles lots of things. Mostly to no effect, probably.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 09:11 PM (QDnY+)

Hannity is the Jay Cutler of conservative talk show hosts

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2018 09:19 PM (eh0Va)

345 342 Re: Sara Carter

I'll take "Women Who Would Never Talk to Me" for $500, Alex.
Posted by: Iasonas at January 22, 2018 09:18 PM (wVMAv)

Shit, for me you could put pretty much any woman's name there.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:19 PM (NWiLs)

346 Hawaii Gov. David Ige explained Monday that not knowing his own Twitter password contributed to the delay notifying the people of Hawaii that the ballistic missile alert they received on Jan. 13 was a false alarm.

Posted by: SMOD



Should have had TC flying over all of the islands saying over a loud speaker it was a false alarm

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2018 09:19 PM (SiINZ)

347 How hard is it to remember "passw0rd"? And this is the Smart Party!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 09:17 PM (XsqzB)


or P@ssw0rd
or 123456
or 0bamarulez

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 09:19 PM (gwPgz)

348 Trump is a jefe, a boss.
He's got swagger and balls and people respond to that.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 09:12 PM (hMwEB)


He resonates with some LIVs. And his results resonate with intelligent people.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 09:19 PM (+lOpA)

349 He campaigned down the road from me in an area that those other two numbnuts would've never even considered. It was smart from the standpoint that it surely drove Queen Fatass's support down.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 09:18 PM (y7DUB)

I seem to remember something from someone on election night 2016... Bill Whittle(?) I think. He said that if Mitt Romney had just had the balls to go into a few black churches and state his case honestly, straight up, he might well be president right now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 09:19 PM (sZJfc)

350 So, is there any truth to the rumor that Trump had super bow-like rings made up after he was elected?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 09:20 PM (MTjB1)

351 >> Reminds me of something I said on a date one time...
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel

ROFL!

That was unexpected. Sort of caught me off guard. I'm glad I wasn't drinking or chewing anything.

LOL!

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 09:20 PM (8O3HH)

352 I saw Badfinger open for...

...nevermind.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 22, 2018 09:20 PM (wVMAv)

353 Good night, Horde. Gotta hit the state controlled liquor store before it has to close at the state mandated closing time.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 09:20 PM (2sCft)

354 347 How hard is it to remember "passw0rd"? And this is the Smart Party!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 09:17 PM (XsqzB)

or P@ssw0rd
or 123456
or 0bamarulez
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 09:19 PM (gwPgz)

To retrieve or reset your password usually only takes a minute.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:20 PM (NWiLs)

355 323 Hawaii Gov. David Ige explained Monday that not knowing his own Twitter password contributed to the delay notifying the people of Hawaii that the ballistic missile alert they received on Jan. 13 was a false alarm.
Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2018 09:15 PM (e8kgV)

But we've got to get that Orange Madman out of the White House! He's mentally unfit!!!1!11!!

Seriously, wtf guy. What's so hard about just shutting the hell up? How is that supposed to instill calm and confidence into the people of Hawaii?

And how hard is it to call up the President and say, "Hey! We've got a mess going on here! Do me a solid and tweet this out for me!" I'm sure Trump would have obliged, and done so graciously to help the Gov save face. But no, you just panic and wet yourself, because Democrat, I guess.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 09:20 PM (T28di)

356 339 I'm rather partial to Hope Hicks. I would disappoint her all night long.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:17 PM (NWiLs)

That picture of her in the black tux in Japan--Yowza!!
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 09:18 PM (2sCft)

Oh, hell yes. She has that naughty "I am going to destroy you but make you love every minute" look.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 09:20 PM (sZJfc)

357 Give Hannity some slack. I've been on Team Hate Hannity for years, but his reporting on the FBI and DOJ was way before anyone else even gave a shit.

And like I said, he had Sara Carter on when no one on Fox even knew, or cared, who she was. Now everyone wants her insight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 09:21 PM (ptqGC)

358 Dack - "no Irish!". Yeah, I imagine small construction outfits and bars on the east coast might feel it when the illegal Irish are eased back to the old dirt, or whatever it is people call it.


Hope Hicks needs some schooling on communications strategy. Turns out I have the background, and am available (well, for comms stuff). Dang.


Lee Atwater, sounds right, and yes I recall Graham has been notably stupid on illegal immigration going back years. Just imagine the US if a few Dems (and a few GOP, too) had some peculiar obsession with an *intelligent, sensible* policy that needed to be pushed.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 09:21 PM (QDnY+)

359 323 Hawaii Gov. David Ige explained Monday that not knowing his own Twitter password contributed to the delay notifying the people of Hawaii that the ballistic missile alert they received on Jan. 13 was a false alarm.
Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2018 09:15 PM (e8kgV)


Wow. When I say all institutions are falling apart, I now need to add this brain trust.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 09:21 PM (Is4Ai)

360 Trump is a jefe, a boss.
He's got swagger and balls and people respond to that.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 09:12 PM (hMwEB)

He resonates with some LIVs. And his results resonate with intelligent people.
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 09:19 PM (+lOpA)

Strong Horse and all that. People are drawn to a leader.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 09:21 PM (2sCft)

361 I wonder how Allahpundit is taking it that Meggie Mac not only got married to a guy who isn't him, but she's trending more to the right while he's rocketing to the left.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2018 09:21 PM (eh0Va)

362 That picture of her in the black tux in Japan--Yowza!!
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 09:18 PM (2sCft) >>>

We should have discussed that in the Fashion thread last night! Why is it women can look awfully good in men's type clothes, but men never look good in women's clothing?

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 09:21 PM (AMIL/)

363 354. In a minute there is time for decisions and revisions that a minute can erase. Or something.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 09:21 PM (fA1SL)

364
Well, Trump is a baller, he has bling, and his wife has back so makes sense.

Whereas it was said of Bush 41 that he reminded women of their ex-husbands. Well, my theory is not unique.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 09:22 PM (XsqzB)

365 Yeesh. Got an early day tomorrow. Kitteh is begging me to come to bed and join husband.

See ya'll tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 09:22 PM (ptqGC)

366 Badfinger is one of the tragic stories in rock. Two of the four members committed suicide. another died a few years ago, They were really fucked over by their manager. They wrote some good songs. Many don't realize they wrote "Without You"--which Nillson had a huge hit with.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 09:23 PM (mc8++)

367
whatever happen to Badfinger ?
Posted by: sofa saver


It healed up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 09:23 PM (IqV8l)

368 Heh, and Pam Bondi is also going to be on soon.

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 09:23 PM (n/Dik)

369 To retrieve or reset your password usually only takes a minute.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:20 PM (NWiLs)


Requires a belief in the Governor's competence not supported by any current evidence!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 09:23 PM (gwPgz)

370 Oh, hell yes. She has that naughty "I am going to destroy you but make you love every minute" look.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 09:20 PM (sZJfc)

I would die happily of dehydration and exhaustion.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:23 PM (NWiLs)

371 I remember reading a book some years ago about how the great discord in America for most of its history wasn't racial, but religious.

Protestants versus Catholics for the win. And it went on almost from the beginning until around the time Kennedy got elected. I remembered as a kid how Kennedy came up as a topic and my mother said oh there was a lot of talk about electing a Catholic and how that could be a really scary situation because people thought he'd be subservient to the Pope. I thought that was weird, but only because all of that stuff was largely over by the time I was born.

There was a significant section on Irish immigration and how it really caused a lot of problem back East. They were a big driver of machine politics and organized crime (in Chicago Al Capone spent a long time destroying the Irish syndicate to take the top spot). One factoid I remember from the book is that they definitely weren't sending their best because the insane asylums in Massachusetts were absolutely packed to the rafters with lunatic leprechauns. They almost bankrupted the budget! Those no Irish need apply signs made more sense when you learned about their shenanigans.

We also got the Kennedys from them. And the legislation that has nearly broken the country with immigrants came from Dear Old Teddy.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 09:24 PM (4ErVI)

372 The incompetence of Dem governors continues to amaze. Yet their electorates rarely seem to notice.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 09:24 PM (QDnY+)

373 "First" -- Lindsay Graham to the thing formerly known as Bradley Manning.

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at January 22, 2018 09:24 PM (Q/rPc)

374 Why is it women can look awfully good in men's type clothes, but men never look good in women's clothing?
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 09:21 PM (AMIL/)

Take the clothes off a woman, and you have a naked woman.

Take the clothes off a man, and you have a naked man.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 09:25 PM (T28di)

375 Hannity is often annoying but I have this theory about conservative talk show hosts.

I like most of them: Rush, Levin, Steyn, TuCa, even Hannity on occasion.

But I have a friend who like Levin but hates Rush, another friend liked Beck (at least I remember him liking Beck when he was tangentially conservative) but didn't listen to or watch any other conservative outlets except Blaze,as far as I knew.

So I think a lot of people respond to style or personalities. I don't really get it but after all Hannity does have millions of listeners and viewers every day. And if that gets the conservative message out to certain people that wouldn't necessarily hear that message than I am all for it.

We should have conservative talkers that appeal to every single low info, no info, Johnny Six Pack, and Jane Pearl Clutcher that is possibly out there.

Breitbart knew that politics is downstream of culture.

Lord, if only Andrew was still around. He was getting through to people.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 22, 2018 09:25 PM (wVMAv)

376 Now that left wing Democrats hate Schumer for being useless and sane people are unfond of him for being smug surely there's consensus about a daily punch in the mouth.

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 22, 2018 09:25 PM (nBr1j)

377 Many don't realize they wrote "Without You"--which Nillson had a huge hit with.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 09:23 PM (mc8++)



Well, Nillson sang the doc-dah outta that song,

whereas their version was kinda twee.


Still, plenty of other great songs by them.

Posted by: nnaturalfake at January 22, 2018 09:25 PM (E3rQ4)

378 371.

REMOVE SHAMROCK!

BILL THE BUTCHER DID NOTHING WRONG!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 09:26 PM (fA1SL)

379 326 whatever happen to Badfinger ?

It's going to the Super Bowl

Posted by: Tom Brady at January 22, 2018 09:26 PM (4upo5)

380 Night Jane!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 09:26 PM (dUJdY)

381
I remembered as a kid how Kennedy came up as a topic and my mother said oh there was a lot of talk about electing a Catholic and how that could be a really scary situation because people thought he'd be subservient to the Pope.

After he lost the 1928 presidential election, Al Smith joked that he sent the Pope a one-word telegram: "Unpack".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 09:27 PM (XsqzB)

382 328 Sara Carter's father: Marine.

Her husband, I don't know what branch, but was blinded during his service in the Shit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 09:15 PM (ptqGC)


News article about him and another guy climbing Mt Denali says he was an Army Master Sergeant. Wounded Easter Sunday, 2011

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 22, 2018 09:27 PM (di1hb)

383 Remove Taco, yes. Also Remove Leprechaun.

Get 'em outta here!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


I read somewhere that last year 47% of the caught border runners were "other than Mexican".
I tell you it is like looking into another dimension when they interview Congress and senators in the hallways. I expect them to demand that canals be built into the streets of NoV and MD so that undocumented Atlantic sea mammals can integrate into our democracy because fuck you we are soooo high.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at January 22, 2018 09:27 PM (ExMvH)

384 "Seriously? Who crowned these people as thought leaders?"

Themselves.
Literally the oldest con in the world.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 22, 2018 09:27 PM (oVWx5)

385 >>>Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 08:57 PM (T28di)


"everything American or Traditional is Evil by default"

Well, given that all their Great Society and 5-year plan economics have failed miserably, the Democrats can't afford to make intellectual appeals. Emotional appeal is all they've got. If the economy is doing better now and the climate is getting colder now, they can't make an intellectual argument to the contrary. The less scrutiny the better. Encourage stupidity.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 09:28 PM (/qEW2)

386 I never baked bacon before. It's pretty darn good. Surprised me.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 09:28 PM (Is4Ai)

387 386 I never baked bacon before. It's pretty darn good. Surprised me.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 09:28 PM (Is4Ai)

I always bake bacon if I'm making it in quantity.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

388 that last year 47% of the caught border runners were "other than Mexican".
I tell you it is like looking into another dimension when they interview Congress and senators in the hallways. I expect them to demand that canals be built into the streets of NoV and MD so that undocumented Atlantic sea mammals can integrate into our democracy because fuck you we are soooo high.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at January




or mexicans account for 53% of the illegal population entering the country.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 09:29 PM (MTjB1)

389 371--good analysis. Machine Politics went hand-hand with Catholic immigration to Eastern and Midwestern cities, all of it Democrat. Then the Italians with their Mob--built on the routes that Irish gangs of the 19th century established.
But Catholics are not monolithic in voting patterns anymore.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 09:29 PM (mc8++)

390 Iasonas.. interesting. I know Levin drives a lot of people nuts but I like listening to him. Rush, I haven't listened to in months even though he has great insight. he just sometimes roams off the reservation and I lose interest. Never listen to Hannity probably because I know he's on later anyway.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 09:29 PM (dUJdY)

391 Makin bacon by baking bacon? Hmmm. You live in Macon?

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 22, 2018 09:29 PM (2WfB0)

392 I never baked bacon before. It's pretty darn good. Surprised me.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 09:28 PM (Is4Ai)



Bloody hell, woman!

Everyone knows you don't bake bacon.


You boil it.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2018 09:29 PM (E3rQ4)

393 so I'll confess I'd like to be in the middle of a Coulter and ingraham sammich...

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at January 22, 2018 09:30 PM (Q/rPc)

394 Badfinger is one of the tragic stories in rock.

The Band.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 22, 2018 09:30 PM (ypSy2)

395 387 386 I never baked bacon before. It's pretty darn good. Surprised me.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 09:28 PM (Is4Ai)

I always bake bacon if I'm making it in quantity.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

What do you put it in for?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 09:30 PM (sZJfc)

396 Sarah Carter is awesome and smart as hell.


She used to be a regular on Glenn Beck's show before he went over the cliff.

Posted by: Infidel at January 22, 2018 09:30 PM (EGFUD)

397 393 so I'll confess I'd like to be in the middle of a Coulter and ingraham sammich...
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at January 22, 2018 09:30 PM (Q/rPc)

Coulter would be the toothpick holding the sandwich together.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:30 PM (NWiLs)

398
Hell, I've got one of those things you "fry" bacon in the microwave with. I tried it, liked it, but it was too much trouble compared to regular frying it in the pan. That thing is around here somewhere.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 09:31 PM (8O3HH)

399 I gave up on talk radio altogether for two reasons:

1) I got sick of hearing literally less than one minute of actual show content during a twenty minute commute, with all the commercials and filler and bullshit.

2) My radio broke.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 09:31 PM (T28di)

400 394 Badfinger is one of the tragic stories in rock.

The Band.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 22, 2018 09:30 PM (ypSy2)


What happened?

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 09:31 PM (+lOpA)

401 I never baked bacon before. It's pretty darn good. Surprised me.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 09:28 PM (Is4Ai)


I usually do a slab whenever I fire up the smoker.

Excellent.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 22, 2018 09:31 PM (ypSy2)

402 now the Pope seems subservient to Soros

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 09:31 PM (hMwEB)

403 Salo (slalina) > bacon.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 09:32 PM (fA1SL)

404 Ya think Ben Dominich has had any effect on his bride?

Youtube feminist Lacy Green has supposedly swallowed a biggin the red pill and became an item with youtube center-right personality Chris Raygun. She is, I assume, more fun to be around.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 22, 2018 09:32 PM (rnAwa)

405 366
Badfinger is one of the tragic stories in rock. Two of the four members
committed suicide. another died a few years ago, They were really fucked
over by their manager. They wrote some good songs. Many don't realize
they wrote "Without You"--which Nillson had a huge hit with.

I always thought the Beatles brought them up and wrote most of their tunes.

Posted by: dartist at January 22, 2018 09:32 PM (nisXv)

406 Coulter would be the toothpick holding the sandwich together.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:30 PM (NWiLs)

Wear some chainmail and watch out for elbows (literally) to the face.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 09:32 PM (sZJfc)

407 398
Hell, I've got one of those things you "fry" bacon in the microwave with. I tried it, liked it, but it was too much trouble compared to regular frying it in the pan. That thing is around here somewhere.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 09:31 PM (8O3HH)

I used to have one of those! Looks like somebody took a paint roller tray and cut a big groove down the middle?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 09:32 PM (T28di)

408 I always bake bacon if I'm making it in quantity.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

It is really the only way to prepare it. Low maintenance and virtually infallibly perfect results!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 09:32 PM (gwPgz)

409 Coulter would be the toothpick holding the sandwich together.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:30 PM (NWiLs)

LOL!! I was thinking along those lines. Too damn skinny and her voice is irritating as hell.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 09:32 PM (dUJdY)

410 Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

What do you put it in for?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 09:30 PM (sZJfc)

250 until it reaches the desired texture. I've never really timed it. It takes a little while but it's worthwhile to cook it slow.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

411 Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 09:29 PM (dUJdY)

I was a Rush baby but I know Rush strikes a lot of people as a country club guy and that turns them off. Levin isn't perfect but he has a lot of great things to say on Constitutional Law (after all he's a former Reagan Admin lawyer), but his screaming also turns people off.

Long story short, I'd put a talking hamburger on TV if it converted people from leftism to conservatism (or "Hannitze" them as Sean would say).

Posted by: Iasonas at January 22, 2018 09:33 PM (wVMAv)

412 I bake my bacon. Just sayin...

Geez, I really missed my calling.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 09:33 PM (dUJdY)

413 The cool thing about bacon grease is you can fry other stuff in it.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 09:33 PM (+lOpA)

414 Amazin has safe gas space heaters 30k for 120.
Might be be a good HVAC assistant on those chilly
little ice age nights.

Posted by: gNewt at January 22, 2018 09:34 PM (rbMr9)

415 250 until it reaches the desired texture. I've never really timed it. It takes a little while but it's worthwhile to cook it slow.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

Hmmm. I'll have to try that. I have 3lbs of thick cut in the freezer since the last time it was on sale at krogers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 09:34 PM (sZJfc)

416 398
Hell, I've got one of those things you "fry" bacon in the microwave with. I tried it, liked it, but it was too much trouble compared to regular frying it in the pan. That thing is around here somewhere.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 09:31 PM (8O3HH)

The Bacon Wave, as Seen on TV?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:34 PM (NWiLs)

417 I always thought it sounded like sacrilege to bake bacon, but now that I have, I like it.

I heard Bake Bacon open for Boston Butt one time.

Grump was in the band.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 09:34 PM (Is4Ai)

418 McCartney wrote " Come and Get It". The rest were their own.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 22, 2018 09:34 PM (2WfB0)

419 I have the neatest thing evah to tell the horde about bacon.


But, I can't.


But, I will soonish.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2018 09:34 PM (E3rQ4)

420 >> Looks like somebody took a paint roller tray and cut a big groove down the middle?

THis thing is a rack thing with slots that hold the bacon, which then drain grease into a pan holder. I'd have to find it -- it's around here somewhere -- to see exactly what it was.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 09:34 PM (8O3HH)

421 Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 09:32 PM (T28di)

Sheet cake pan + tinfoil + bacon; bake for 20-30 minutes depending on thickness of bacon; (turn once if you are persnickety) done!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 09:35 PM (gwPgz)

422 Hmmm. I'll have to try that. I have 3lbs of thick cut in the freezer since the last time it was on sale at krogers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 09:34 PM (sZJfc)

You can go hotter if you like your bacon crispy. I do not.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:35 PM (NWiLs)

423 Paul McCartney wrote "Come and Get It" for them and George Harrison produced one of their albums--Badfinger played on his "All Things Must Pass " album. They were signed to Apple records but their management totally ripped them off....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 09:35 PM (mc8++)

424 baked bacon - around 375 on parchment paper
timer to 13 min then start watching it closelyo
depending on your pan and oven could be done between 16 to 20 min

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 09:35 PM (hMwEB)

425 Nice top, Ms. Bondi

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 09:35 PM (n/Dik)

426 I always bake bacon if I'm making it in quantity.

Try this...
http://tinyurl.com/y9zk4pn4

Posted by: dartist at January 22, 2018 09:35 PM (nisXv)

427 Badfinger married Butterfinger.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2018 09:17 PM (E3rQ4)

And had a Batterfinger.
--------------

& nobody better lay a finger on it

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 09:36 PM (y3aQB)

428 425
Nice top, Ms. Bondi

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 09:35 PM (n/Dik)

Indeed!

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 22, 2018 09:36 PM (8iiMU)

429 >> The Bacon Wave, as Seen on TV?

It's something like that, but different. I got in a store somewhere, sort of an impulse buy thing.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 09:36 PM (8O3HH)

430 LOL!! I was thinking along those lines. Too damn skinny and her voice is irritating as hell.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 09:32 PM (dUJdY)

Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder...


Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at January 22, 2018 09:36 PM (Q/rPc)

431 Shit, for me you could put pretty much any woman's name there.


I figure I am any woman's plan "C".

Plan "A" is her current man.

Plan "B" is another man.

After going through all 3.5 billion plan "B" men - one arrives at Plan "C".

Posted by: An Observation at January 22, 2018 09:37 PM (9wsMY)

432 405 366
Badfinger is one of the tragic stories in rock. Two of the four members
committed suicide. another died a few years ago, They were really fucked
over by their manager. They wrote some good songs. Many don't realize
they wrote "Without You"--which Nillson had a huge hit with.

I always thought the Beatles brought them up and wrote most of their tunes.

Posted by: dartist at January 22, 2018 09:32 PM (nisXv)

Someone on youtube is keeping up on Badfinger because they removed their Greatest Hits album I had favorited.

They did sound a lot like the Beatles. So did ELO. Klaatu is another band that people apparently thought were the Beatles. They arrived a few years after the Beatles broke up and people really thought they were them secretly recording under a different name.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 09:37 PM (4ErVI)

433 Almost all the rest of the border-crossers apprehended (the "other than Mexican" or OTM) were Central American, from origins just south of Mexico. So, basically 95%+ Mexico and Central America. And on this topic, notable that it's been reported that border crossing attempts, down dramatically once Two Scoops was in power, have returned to almost the levels seen the summer before the election.


The reviving economy will exert quite a pull. Which is why a border barrier system (which magically can't work, or something) is critical, sooner the better. Along with internal enforcement priorities moving beyond violent/gang elements to major employers of illegals. The audit of 7-11 was interesting. But time for DHS to adopt a "broad front" in enforcement. Until barriers are up it is the only thing that can dampen the magnet effect of a reviving economy.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 09:37 PM (QDnY+)

434 426 I always bake bacon if I'm making it in quantity.

Try this...
http://tinyurl.com/y9zk4pn4
Posted by: dartist at January 22, 2018 09:35 PM (nisXv)

That looks amazing.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:37 PM (NWiLs)

435 It took McCartney an hour and a half to write AND record "Come and Get It." He told Badfinger to record it EXACTLY as he did and it would be a hit. They did and it was. McCartney's version is on The Beatles Anthology---it's exactly the same.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 09:37 PM (mc8++)

436 Both women have mismatched upholstery, I think.

But I'm not complaining too much.


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 22, 2018 09:38 PM (8iiMU)

437 Remove Taco, yes. Also Remove Leprechaun.

Get 'em outta here!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 09:17 PM (4ErVI)


========

Whoa... hold on there. Let's not get too hasty. Some of those Irish lasses are pretty nice looking, and they're probably not MS-13 members. They also speak English, and their cuisine does not smell like a migrant worker's unwashed armpit (yeah, I loathe Mexican food).

We've skewed things to give preferential treatment to shitholes for so long due to Hart-Celler, maybe it's time for a little reverse discrimination. A little affirmative action in favor of the Irish.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 09:38 PM (/qEW2)

438 Oven bacon -

425, on a rack, so the grease drips off. If it's thick slices it takes about half Ann hour, but my clan likes crispy, so ymmv.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 22, 2018 09:38 PM (JyFLk)

439 I actually used my toaster oven and followed directions, bcz only having a few slices.

400 degrees for 20 minutes. It was perfect. I don't like it too crisp. I only like it real crisp in a BLT or other type recipes.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 09:38 PM (Is4Ai)

440 I figure I am any woman's plan "C".

Plan "A" is her current man.

Plan "B" is another man.

After going through all 3.5 billion plan "B" men - one arrives at Plan "C".

Posted by: An Observation at January 22, 2018 09:37 PM (9wsMY)

Ms. Fluke will see you now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 09:38 PM (sZJfc)

441 Indeed!

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop

--Heh, AG not anchor

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 09:39 PM (n/Dik)

442 340 337 whatever happen to Badfinger ?

Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 09:15 PM (4u7kU)

Badfinger married Butterfinger.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2018 09:17 PM (E3rQ4)

And had a Batterfinger.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:18 PM (NWiLs)


I, uh, like Badmotorfinger.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2018 09:39 PM (NL6wI)

443 Sheet cake pan + tinfoil + bacon; bake for 20-30 minutes depending on thickness of bacon; (turn once if you are persnickety) done!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 09:35 PM (gwPgz)

Oh yeah, for baking bacon? Basically replace the foil with a Silpat and that's my method too. Beautiful results. (once in a while i'll put just a little tiny bit of brown sugar and black pepper on before I put it in the oven)

I was just wondering which bacon contraption publius has. I've got some old thing from back in the day that was my mom's when I was a kid. That weird beige colored plastic that everything was made of in the ... that decade when I was a kid.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 09:39 PM (T28di)

444 Hannity is probably the second most successful after Limbaugh in the conservative Media Ghetto. Hard to explain but there it is. My only explanation is that Hannity appeals to conservative leaning LIVs, who there are alot of, enough to rival the idiots on the Left.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 22, 2018 09:39 PM (9SvGI)

445 I'm pretty sure it was Badfinger who backed Ringo on "It Don't Come Easy."

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 09:39 PM (mc8++)

446 I bet banging Ann Coulter sounds like someone is rattling deer antlers together.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 09:39 PM (4upo5)

447 That looks amazing.

I can vouch for it. I cook a bunch up and keep it in a baggie in the freezer to throw in stuff I'm cooking or with a few beers.

Posted by: dartist at January 22, 2018 09:40 PM (nisXv)

448 446 I bet banging Ann Coulter sounds like someone is rattling deer antlers together.
Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 09:39 PM (4upo5)

Ask Bill Maher...which, ewwww. *gag*

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 09:40 PM (NWiLs)

449 446
I bet banging Ann Coulter sounds like someone is rattling deer antlers together.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 09:39 PM (4upo5)

The sound that Minecraft skeletons make?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2018 09:41 PM (8iiMU)

450 >>>Along with internal enforcement priorities moving beyond violent/gang elements to major employers of illegals.

I won't be happy until I see business owners and CEOs doing the perp walk. Illegal employment could be ended overnight if these people were held criminally liable.

#MakeFederalPrisonsOvercrowdedAgain

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 22, 2018 09:41 PM (nu45M)

451 i'll put just a little tiny bit of brown sugar and black pepper on before I put it in the oven
...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 09:39 PM (T28di)


I know what I'm doing tomorrow morning!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 09:42 PM (gwPgz)

452 >> Ask Bill Maher

Did she really bang him?

Who was it, Ron Silver. I remember her talking about staying at his place one time.

Ann has boyfriend problems.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 09:42 PM (8O3HH)

453 Hannity is probably the second most successful after Limbaugh in the conservative Media Ghetto. Hard to explain but there it is. My only explanation is that Hannity appeals to conservative leaning LIVs, who there are alot of, enough to rival the idiots on the Left.
Posted by: CM9000 at January 22, 2018 09:39 PM (9SvGI)

--He got a lot of mileage as a frequent guest host for Rush.

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 09:42 PM (n/Dik)

454 449
446

I bet banging Ann Coulter sounds like someone is rattling deer antlers together.



Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 09:39 PM (4upo5)

The sound that Minecraft skeletons make?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2018 09:41 PM (8iiMU)

https://youtu.be/ckaYTys01-I

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2018 09:43 PM (8iiMU)

455 Can anyone speak to how the illegal immigration problem was before, let's say, the rise of the welfare state and/or min. wage?

I mean, I'm all for the wall, e-verify, visa overstay enforcement, etc., but I don't think our country always had such a problem, right?

People are coming here for goodies and off-the-books work. We also need to address these issues or the wall is only solving part of the problem.

Seems like welfare and min. wage (both Democrat sacred cows) have given incentives for people to come here illegally.

Was our border so porous when former slaves were being put out of work by recently arrived Irish immigrants?

Posted by: Iasonas at January 22, 2018 09:43 PM (wVMAv)

456 Hey...people gotta get it where they can.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 09:43 PM (+lOpA)

457 I can't imagine banging Ann Coulter is much fun.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 22, 2018 09:43 PM (IYHxL)

458 You know, I just wanted to point out:

This is the first time in, what, 20+ years that we have had a shutdown, and the dems got their teeth kicked in. Just think about that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 09:43 PM (sZJfc)

459 Ann Coulter also banged Bob Guccione Jr
She has poor choice in men.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 09:44 PM (mc8++)

460 457 I can't imagine banging Ann Coulter is much fun.
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 22, 2018 09:43 PM (IYHxL)

She is starting to get that 'marinated in bourbon and cigarettes' look.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 09:44 PM (sZJfc)

461 won't be happy until I see business owners and CEOs doing the perp walk. Illegal employment could be ended overnight if these people were held criminally liable.

This!

It would shut down illegal immigrate in a heartbeat

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 22, 2018 09:44 PM (2WfB0)

462 Let's not kill our own.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 09:45 PM (+lOpA)

463 You don't *bang* Ann Coulter so much as *tap* her.

A good solid bang would probably land the poor dear in the hospital.

(I'm just screwing around, I like her most of the time. But dang, if she doesn't look fragile)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 09:45 PM (T28di)

464
I'm trying to remember this crack this old codger around here -- NY Yankee transplant at that -- made about banging really skinny girls.

It was that a skinny girls vagina felt like something funny, but I can't remember it. Was it spring? Sticking your dick inside a coil spring?

Hell, it brought the house down, but I can't remember it. Senility I guess.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 09:45 PM (8O3HH)

465 She's got that be careful you might break me and I only do missionary vibe.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 22, 2018 09:46 PM (IYHxL)

466 Ms. Fluke will see you now.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 09:38 PM (sZJfc)


You'll have to bring your own 2x4.

Posted by: Sandra F. at January 22, 2018 09:46 PM (sXefu)

467 Hannity's success on FOX spilled over to his radio show, not vice-versa

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 09:46 PM (mc8++)

468 Heh Tomi Lahren found a real nutbar in West Hollywood

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 09:47 PM (n/Dik)

469 Hell, it brought the house down, but I can't remember it. Senility I guess.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 09:45 PM (8O3HH)


Like fucking a bag of antlers.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 22, 2018 09:47 PM (ypSy2)

470 we should simply have a two tier prison system, one for citizens one for non-citizens.


Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 09:47 PM (MTjB1)

471 468
Heh Tomi Lahren found a real nutbar in West Hollywood

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 09:47 PM (n/Dik)

Yeah, what was up with that goofball?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2018 09:47 PM (8iiMU)

472 I appreciate Hannity because he's like a right of center crash course.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 22, 2018 09:47 PM (IYHxL)

473 I always bake bacon if I'm making it in quantity.

Try this...
http://tinyurl.com/y9zk4pn4

Posted by: dartist at January 22, 2018 09:35 PM (nisXv)


========

Bakin' bacon? That's just crazy talk. Bacon does go well with sweet, but that negates the zero carb GAINZZZ.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 09:48 PM (/qEW2)

474 What did Tomi find?

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 22, 2018 09:48 PM (IYHxL)

475 Whoa... hold on there. Let's not get too hasty. Some of those Irish lasses are pretty nice looking, and they're probably not MS-13 members. They also speak English, and their cuisine does not smell like a migrant worker's unwashed armpit (yeah, I loathe Mexican food).

We've skewed things to give preferential treatment to shitholes for so long due to Hart-Celler, maybe it's time for a little reverse discrimination. A little affirmative action in favor of the Irish.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 09:38 PM (/qEW2)

A lot of them are involved in petty crime, drugs, and other seedy shit. I'm not aware if they have the proclivity for kidnapping like Hispanics, but I'm sure the dui rate isn't far behind.

It's really an echo from an earlier time when the elites back then also wanted cheap labor so they hired the Irish. This was before blacks started their migrations north. A Bridget was an ethnic slur to refer to any young Irish woman who engaged in menial labor (because most of them were).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 09:48 PM (4ErVI)

476
Long story short, I'd put a talking hamburger on TV if it converted people from leftism to conservatism (or "Hannitze" them as Sean would say).
Posted by: Iasonas at January 22, 2018 09:33 PM (wVMAv)








Tanned, rested and ready.

*ace, you never call anymore, you never write.......fuckin' Ewoks*

Posted by: Johnny Coldcuts at January 22, 2018 09:49 PM (eXA4G)

477 Not to offend 'ettes but I had a friend who said that you can't "bottom out" skinny girls.
It sounds counter-intuitive, but there you go....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 09:49 PM (mc8++)

478 474
What did Tomi find?

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 22, 2018 09:48 PM (IYHxL)

Some hyperactive weirdo wearing a bandanna getting bleeped every other word.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2018 09:49 PM (8iiMU)

479 ... and Coulter is a - surprise - Zero on the One True Scale.

Ingram is a One.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 22, 2018 09:50 PM (ypSy2)

480 Not being able to bottom out a cinder block doesn't interest me.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 22, 2018 09:50 PM (IYHxL)

481 Not to offend 'ettes but I had a friend who said that you can't "bottom out" skinny girls.
It sounds counter-intuitive, but there you go....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 09:49 PM (mc8++)


Big Girl ... Big Hole.

Little Girl ... All Hole.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 22, 2018 09:51 PM (ypSy2)

482 I appreciate Hannity because he's like a right of center crash course.
Posted by: thathalfrican -

--Conservatism for Dummies.

Which is not to disparage the Dummies books, because they sell very well

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 09:51 PM (n/Dik)

483
Not being able to bottom out a cinder block doesn't interest me.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 22, 2018 09:50 PM (IYHxL)


It's more like ballistic gelatin.

Posted by: Sandra F. at January 22, 2018 09:51 PM (sXefu)

484 What? Are we going to re-fight 19th Century immigrant wars too?
As for today's illegal Irish. If you deported them all, there would be no one left to pour the Guinness in Queens....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 09:52 PM (mc8++)

485
Heh Tomi Lahren found a real nutbar in West Hollywood

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 09:47 PM (n/Dik)







So, she threw a rock?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2018 09:52 PM (eXA4G)

486 whatever happen to Badfinger ?
Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 09:15 PM (4u7kU)


It fell off. It should have been taken care of when it was just Stinky Finger.

Posted by: Doctor what has seen things at January 22, 2018 09:52 PM (z79tQ)

487 Precisely logprof. You're better for it but you feel weird at the end of it.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 22, 2018 09:52 PM (IYHxL)

488 470 we should simply have a two tier prison system, one for citizens one for non-citizens.


Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 09:47 PM (MTjB1)

I read something interesting a while back.. No idea from who or where or when, so no link.

But the idea was to eliminate prisons altogether. All crimes are punished either financial or corporeally.

Steal something? Cause economic damage? Defraud someone? You repay them damages, enforced via criminal court as opposed to civil court.

Commit some sort of "crime against society"? Or call it a crime against civilization? Rape, Assault, Murder, etc.? You get corporeal punishment, up to and including the death penalty.

Come here illegally? Repay whatever you owe the State, then get Kicked the F. O. back to wherever you came from.

The whole idea of a "prison" as anything other than a spot to hold a suspect until you figure out what's up is felt as inevitable, just a feature of life, but it's kind of a new idea.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 09:52 PM (T28di)

489 479 ... and Coulter is a - surprise - Zero on the One True Scale.

Ingram is a One.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 22, 2018 09:50 PM (ypSy2)

I'd agree on the first, disagree on the second. Her voice kills me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 09:53 PM (sZJfc)

490 I like Laura's voice.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 09:55 PM (+lOpA)

491 Nood

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 09:55 PM (+lOpA)

492 I'd agree on the first, disagree on the second. Her voice kills me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2018 09:53 PM (sZJfc)


I had no plans on her talking.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 22, 2018 09:55 PM (ypSy2)

493 If you knew how much it costs to house a prisoner per day, you'd be outraged that we house any other countries' criminals.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 22, 2018 09:55 PM (wVMAv)

494 I'd imagine ballistic gelatin has more of a cushy soft feeling thanAnn

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 22, 2018 09:55 PM (IYHxL)

495 Now watching Pawn Stars. I never did until I heard Rick Harrison make fun of Hillary voters.

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 09:56 PM (n/Dik)

496 Hannity's success; while embarrassing to conservatives servers a purpose. There are a lot of idiots that listen to this dope and vote the right way.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 22, 2018 09:56 PM (9SvGI)

497 Hannity also does those tours where he raises money for wounded vets, etc., IIRC.

Major props just for that.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 22, 2018 09:57 PM (wVMAv)

498
L'ONT est arrive.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 09:58 PM (RH7xt)

499 455 Can anyone speak to how the illegal immigration problem was before, let's say, the rise of the welfare state and/or min. wage?

I mean, I'm all for the wall, e-verify, visa overstay enforcement, etc., but I don't think our country always had such a problem, right?

People are coming here for goodies and off-the-books work. We also need to address these issues or the wall is only solving part of the problem.

Seems like welfare and min. wage (both Democrat sacred cows) have given incentives for people to come here illegally.

Was our border so porous when former slaves were being put out of work by recently arrived Irish immigrants?

Posted by: Iasonas at January 22, 2018 09:43 PM (wVMAv)

You can go back and quickly find out it was a really big problem. Immigrants came here and quickly got into a lot of trouble. Lots of gangs. We all think of the mafia and the Sicilians and Italians but the Jews and the Irish created a lot of gangs too. On the West Coast they had big problems with Chinese tongs. Since many of the people who came here came from places where poor nutrition and just general shittyness ruled the day, you also had a lot of mental defectives and criminals.

Certainly there wasn't welfare like there is today, but the ethnic groups formed associations that tended to help out new arrivals. They also told them how to vote (surprise!).

Also, there was a lot more room. Immigrants would eventually drift out west where they could start new criminal enterprises like the Irish gangs in Chicago I mentioned earlier. If you're interested look up Dean O'Banion on the internets and follow some links. The Irish had a lot of crime syndicates, but the Italians were more ruthless and destroyed them.

Then a lot of these immigrants were Catholics and that caused all sorts of problems with the Protestant Legacy Americans of the time. All kinds of problems. The KKK was formed largely to counter Catholics. Sure they hated blacks and Jews, but they REALLY hated Catholics.

For all the touted success stories about immigration, there's a mountain of bodies just underneath the surface. It really could've gone in a much more destructive way than it did. The assumption that it's always going to be a net positive is not really valid, imo.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 10:01 PM (4ErVI)

500 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 10:01 PM (4ErVI)

Interesting. I guess I assumed that many immigrants came here through Ellis Island or whatever back in the day, but mainly would move into ethnic neighborhoods and the poorest would be attracted to crime/gangs. I didn't know if there was a serious illegal immigration problem pre-modern times.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 22, 2018 10:05 PM (wVMAv)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 05:02 AM (mpXpK)

502 it's not racist, its natural and unless white people begin to think the same way we will be displaced from every aspect of our birthright

Posted by: dw at January 23, 2018 06:21 AM (stPAM)

503
In principle, I'm with JJ and others whose only question about "solutions" to the "dreamer" issue is "trebuchet, or conventional transportation?".
Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2018 08:28 PM

Mexi-cannon.

Posted by: VelvetElvis at January 23, 2018 08:35 AM (hleDf)

VP Pence to Israel's Knesset: US Will No Longer Certify Iran's Compliance With Obama's Dirty Deal

Pence made surprise news by saying that Trump's previous certification of compliance was "the last time" for such a certification.

He also made more news: That the US would be opening the embassy in Jerusalem next year.

Posted by: Ace at 07:37 PM




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1 FIRST???

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:32 PM (+lOpA)

2 St

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (xInes)

3 Where is everybody?

I'm nothing without you.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (+lOpA)

4 Corgis called

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (ANIFC)

5 So close. I understand they had to throw a bunch of loud mouth palies out the door.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (xInes)

6 Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 22, 2018 07:34 PM (OtVYM)

7 I guess we are done with the porn thread...

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 07:34 PM (zSVEm)

8 Did I miss the RBG porn thread?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 22, 2018 07:34 PM (xInes)

9 How's that Legacy, Barack?

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:34 PM (2sJhm)

10 Knesset

God bless you!

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:34 PM (+lOpA)

11 My God, but Pence is boring.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (LAe3v)

12
Yes and yes!

I'd like to see Chuck Schumer agree with Pence after today's vote!!!

Even if he has no comment, the Job-hating base will go apeshit

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (mbhDw)

13 5 So close. I understand they had to throw a bunch of loud mouth palies out the door.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (xInes)

You mean "Israeli Arab" (wink-wink) members of the Knesset.

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (ANIFC)

14 Suck it, Obama.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 07:36 PM (Ckg4U)

15 I guess we are done with the porn thread...

Quiet. They're on a roll.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at January 22, 2018 07:36 PM (Tyii7)

16 9
How's that Legacy, Barack?

Posted by: garrett


Dust in the wind
All you are is dust in the wind

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 07:36 PM (LAe3v)

17 See how Trump destabilizes the region?!!
/s/
insane leftist and the Salon Hot 25

{how about that nice little political lie that has been unmasked? That a region which is the very model of instability and--a shithole--is somehow worthy of our efforts to stabilize.}

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 22, 2018 07:36 PM (CGRxB)

18 Schadenboner status: Approaching "fast pace"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 07:36 PM (7LY+6)

19 13 5 So close. I understand they had to throw a bunch of loud mouth palies out the door.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (xInes)

You mean "Israeli Arab" (wink-wink) members of the Knesset.
Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (ANIFC)


IIRC, there are Israeli-Arab citizens and members of the Knesset. The Philistinians are not part of that crowd.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:36 PM (mbhDw)

20 I'm a first adopter of this thread.


$$$$

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (+lOpA)

21 Is this really a new policy or a reiteration of the one Trump made a couple weeks ago that he is giving the rest of the P5+1 one last chance to fix the deal or he will not re-certify?

I'd be fine if he pulled out unilaterally but he just signed another waiver two weeks ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (AfcYG)

22 Um, actually, I think PDT himself said it was the last time when he certified it a few weeks ago - so a surprise only to the Smartest Fake News Media Ever.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (oVWx5)

23 12
Even if he has no comment, the Job-hating base will go apeshit
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (mbhDw)


Should be JOO-hating, but job-hating is accurate as well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM (mbhDw)

24 I haven't won this much since I stopped playing checkers with myself. This is great.

Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM (UdKB7)

25 God Bless PDT & VPPence.

Posted by: tbodie at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM (lQn8Y)

26 We really need a picture of Donny Two Scoops with a yarmulke turned in the direction of Iran and giving them the double deuce. The mullahs will be overthrown in an instant if Melania moons them.

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM (XKZwp)

27 surprise only to the Smartest Fake News Media Ever."

So a total surprise to the Acela corridor then...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM (7LY+6)

28 Should be JOO-hating, but job-hating is accurate as well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM (mbhDw)

Job was Jewish, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM (T28di)

29 21 Is this really a new policy or a reiteration of the one Trump made a couple weeks ago that he is giving the rest of the P5+1 one last chance to fix the deal or he will not re-certify?

I'd be fine if he pulled out unilaterally but he just signed another waiver two weeks ago.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (AfcYG)



I believe this is a new position. He rectified the deal reluctantly last week but it comes up for review again in May, IIRC, and this is a surprise announcement that it's toast as of then.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:39 PM (mbhDw)

30 25 God Bless PDT & VPPence.
Posted by: tbodie at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM (lQn8Y)



Fuck yeah.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:39 PM (+lOpA)

31 *Boom*

Posted by: Green Helmet Guy's Head at January 22, 2018 07:39 PM (ARGJJ)

32 Holy Shit!
Next year, in Jerusalem!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 07:39 PM (fA1SL)

33 >> I guess we are done with the porn thread.

We are never done with a porn thread. Every thread can be a porn thread.

I'm ashamed of you people. You've all got your minds on just one thing. One thing, all the time. It's turrible.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 07:39 PM (8O3HH)

34 28 Should be JOO-hating, but job-hating is accurate as well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM (mbhDw)

Job was Jewish, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM (T28di)


I believe that is correct, sir.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:39 PM (mbhDw)

35 Speaking of vile, disgusting stuff, Paul Nehlen identifies Jews in the media. (Not always accurately.) Scroll down to the graphics.

http://bit.ly/2DDpbEy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 07:39 PM (+y/Ru)

36

Pence looked and sounded presidential.

Maybe there's something to Dershowitz saying Trump will leave after one term. I don't believe it, but I saw his point when he explained it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 07:39 PM (fceHP)

37 "Jerusalem is the capital of Palestine!", screamed the goat-raping, inbred, Satan-worshipers . . .

Pence: "Say, what did you fellers build your mosque on top of in Jerusalem?"

Posted by: Sharkman at January 22, 2018 07:39 PM (dDMQ9)

38 19 13 5 So close. I understand they had to throw a bunch of loud mouth palies out the door.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (xInes)

You mean "Israeli Arab" (wink-wink) members of the Knesset.
Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (ANIFC)


IIRC, there are Israeli-Arab citizens and members of the Knesset. The Philistinians are not part of that crowd.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:36 PM (mbhDw)

Yes, and those were who were thrown out today.

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 07:40 PM (ANIFC)

39 What a right wing concept... Israel is, like, a nation... alt- right extremist hate thought.

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 07:40 PM (zSVEm)

40 29
I believe this is a new position. He rectified the deal reluctantly last week but it comes up for review again in May, IIRC, and this is a surprise announcement that it's toast as of then.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:39 PM (mbhDw)

RECERTIFIED. New computer autocorrect.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:40 PM (mbhDw)

41 I don't know what all the fuss was about BBCs. I've got one right here.

Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2018 07:40 PM (UdKB7)

42 Sigh. My dreams of Joo Armageddon are slipping away.

Posted by: Disgraced Ex-Prez'nit Toonces at January 22, 2018 07:40 PM (Tyii7)

43
I saw some clips of Pence's speech, and some of the Arabs or something in the Knesset through some sort of hissy fit protest at Pence over recognizing Jerusalem.

They had to be thrown out.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 07:41 PM (8O3HH)

44 Dust in the wind
All you are is dust in the wind


Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 07:36 PM (LAe3v)

More like dusty fart in the wind. Still stinks, but at least it's blowing away from us.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2018 07:41 PM (7UW64)

45 Stupid BBC is getting cat hair all over my chair.

Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2018 07:41 PM (UdKB7)

46 MeAgain Kelly finally threw down on Hanoi Jane (the miserable wretch)

Posted by: Ahhh Tolstoy at January 22, 2018 07:41 PM (m1jEH)

47 Top fifty. Getting better.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 22, 2018 07:41 PM (R5lpX)

48 34 28 Should be JOO-hating, but job-hating is accurate as well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM (mbhDw)

Job was Jewish, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM (T28di)


I believe that is correct, sir.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:39 PM (mbhDw)

And.. he invented really fine rolling papers... mon..

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 07:41 PM (zSVEm)

49 I mean, everyone knew the Iran deal was as worthless as the paper it was printed on.

Posted by: zombie Neville Chamberlain at January 22, 2018 07:41 PM (DJgfe)

50 They had to be thrown out.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 07:41 PM (8O3HH)


Wait, before they get done doing that, I have a list....

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2018 07:42 PM (7UW64)

51 >>I believe this is a new position. He rectified the deal reluctantly last week but it comes up for review again in May, IIRC, and this is a surprise announcement that it's toast as of then.

At the time he said that he was not going to sign another one unless the other members of the deal agreed to renegotiate some of the most egregious terms.

If he tells them to fuck off and just take the US alone I'd be fine with that. And I do like that Pence restated the position in Israel.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 07:42 PM (AfcYG)

52 Good for Israel. Move the embassy now.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 22, 2018 07:42 PM (R5lpX)

53 IN BEFORE COMMENT 50--

Oh, bugger.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2018 07:42 PM (NL6wI)

54 >> I don't know what all the fuss was about BBCs. I've
>> got one right here.

Well, bleach it then, like the Thai twinks and ladyboys do.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 07:42 PM (8O3HH)

55 Pence is boring, OK. I find that "refreshing."
Ike was boring. I liked Ike.
When you've got Trump, you don't really need more excitement.

For such a quiet, straight-shooting fellow who is never seen at dinner without his wife, he sure seems to drop a lot of diplomatic MOAB's. Team effort.

Like about half or so of Trump's inner circle (which really puts this inner circle in the above-average class, going back to Sargon of Akkad or so), he seems to be exactly the right man in exactly the right job. How about that.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 22, 2018 07:42 PM (H5rtT)

56 "{how about that nice little political lie that has been unmasked? That a region which is the very model of instability and--a shithole--is somehow worthy of our efforts to stabilize.}
Posted by: RoyalOil"


Useless, pointless efforts that waste our money, time, credibility, and military lives are the only ones that have the approval of Our Betters.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 22, 2018 07:43 PM (oVWx5)

57 If I have to choose between Fonda and Kelly I'm going with the filthy mick.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:43 PM (+lOpA)

58
Stupid BBC is getting cat hair all over my chair.
Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2018 07:41 PM (UdKB7)


Take it down to the porn thread perv

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 07:43 PM (lKyWE)

59

James Woods = Awesome takedowns

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods

goto 21hr on the timeline (although all are so powerful and in the Dems faces)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 07:43 PM (fceHP)

60 The mullahs will be overthrown in an instant if Melania moons them.
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM


That could well break this blog, if not the interwebz.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2018 07:43 PM (aT3YX)

61 You know, I'm beginning to think I really like this Trump guy as President!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (gwPgz)

62 Reporters take the same mental acuity tests as Trump and... fail:
https://twitter.com/katewerk/
status/955572568949338112

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (ewxPW)

63 They had to be thrown out.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 07:41 PM (8O3HH)

Pence should have thrown a loafer at the fuckers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (T28di)

64 For a Nazi, this guy Trump sure seems to do a lot of good things for Jews.

Weird.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (bGn/j)

65 26 We really need a picture of Donny Two Scoops with a yarmulke turned in the direction of Iran and giving them the double deuce. The mullahs will be overthrown in an instant if Melania moons them.


Posted by: pookysgirl at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM (XKZwp)


Boobies = Earthquakes.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (7UW64)

66 >>>Schadenboner status: Approaching "fast pace"...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 07:36 PM (7LY+6)<<<




To infinity... and beyond!

Posted by: Schadenboner Lightyear at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (DJgfe)

67 That'll put a twist in the turbans.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (FhXTo)

68 Maybe there's something to Dershowitz saying Trump will leave after one term. I don't believe it, but I saw his point when he explained it.

******************************

Pence needs another 7 years for his balls to properly regrow to the size of Trump's to assure us he won't be another Nancyboy Bush.

So far we're about 15.3% of the way there.

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (+dsLj)

69 He rectified the deal reluctantly last week

Well, Obama pulled it out of his ass, so I see no reason it can't go back where it came from.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (LAe3v)

70
I've got LWC, maybe a TWC. You know, when your girlfriend refers to it as "such a precious little thing", it can scare a man for life........

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (8O3HH)

71 Lets see. We have a President who is a graduate of the Wharton School of Business, parlayed a million dollar loan into 10 billion, defeated 15 people in the primaries, and the most corrupt candidate since SCOAMF in the general. Damn, this guy is stupid. Not tired of winning.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (8sesi)

72 11 My God, but Pence is boring.


Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (LAe3v)

Yes, he is. And I have no problem with that. I'd rather my politicians keep their noses, dicks and language clean. And maybe be somewhat honest to boot.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2018 07:45 PM (7UW64)

73 'Well, bleach it then, like the Thai twinks and ladyboys do.'

I don't think the big black cat would like that.

Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2018 07:45 PM (UdKB7)

74 61 You know, I'm beginning to think I really like this Trump guy as President!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (gwPgz)


I was against it before I was for it.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:45 PM (+lOpA)

75 68 Maybe there's something to Dershowitz saying Trump will leave after one term. I don't believe it, but I saw his point when he explained it.

******************************

Pence needs another 7 years for his balls to properly regrow to the size of Trump's to assure us he won't be another Nancyboy Bush.

So far we're about 15.3% of the way there.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (+dsLj)


I'm a Nikki Haley fan these days.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:45 PM (mbhDw)

76 Debbie Wasserman-Schlitz told Boobs Baldwin that the one thing Schumer got out of the shut-down was "the potential for momentum."

Well, endeavor to persevere, bitch.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 22, 2018 07:45 PM (398bZ)

77 Trump - Embassy to Jerusalem

Obama - Return to 1967 borders

I report, you decide.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 07:45 PM (4upo5)

78 OT: The version of Lay Lady Lay that you need to hear.

If it is coming from me, you should probably lend it an ear.

#MetalThread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npeYMJIbY8o

It'll fill your ears with love.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 07:45 PM (Ckg4U)

79 And yes....boring is good.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:45 PM (+lOpA)

80 Job was Jewish, right?

The author of Job was probably a Jew, yes. It's in postExilic Hebrew and mentions the Chaldaeans, and nobody cared about the Chaldaeans until they took over Babylon.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 07:45 PM (6FqZa)

81 Back in the 19970s, 1980s and 1990s, American politicians were so terrified of Arab Street. OPEC, the PLO, Iran all were these giant threats to the West.

We dare not invade or consider military action in any Middle Eastern nation, was the conventional wisdom.

As a result, we saw the bombing of the Beirut barracks, the downing of a Pan Am airliner, the rise of the Ayatollahs in Iran and the rise of the Taliban.

We dutifully paid lip service to Israel as they got their asses rockets and machine gunned.

After the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait, we learned that Arab Street wasn't so strong after all.

After September 11, we invaded two Islamic nations. We parked our carriers in the Gulf and sent our Special Forces into places no one ever heard of. Yes, we had our asses handed to us in Mogadishu, but that was because Clinton and Les Aspin didn't provide the requested armor.

Now, we have told Arab Street that Jerusalem is the capital of Israel and those Arab nations are crumbling while Israel stands strong.

We are also putting confronting Iran, which Obama and George W. Bush never did.

It's about time. These Arabs are paper tigers and we're sick of their sh*t.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 22, 2018 07:45 PM (arhmY)

82 >>I'd rather my politicians keep their noses, dicks and language clean. And maybe be somewhat honest to boot.

Not including Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 07:46 PM (AfcYG)

83
Lets see. We have a President who is a graduate of the Wharton School of Business, parlayed a million dollar loan into 10 billion, defeated 15 people in the primaries, and the most corrupt candidate since SCOAMF in the general. Damn, this guy is stupid. Not tired of winning.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (8sesi)


You forgot the long running TV show

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 07:46 PM (lKyWE)

84 Araa Israeli pallies had to be thrown out!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 22, 2018 07:46 PM (+RF8x)

85 Henry Fonda was a nice guy and a great actor, but fuck that guy.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:46 PM (+lOpA)

86
Pence should have thrown a loafer at the fuckers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Was Sessions with him?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 07:46 PM (IqV8l)

87 80 Job was Jewish, right?

The author of Job was probably a Jew, yes. It's in postExilic Hebrew and mentions the Chaldaeans, and nobody cared about the Chaldaeans until they took over Babylon.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 07:45 PM (6FqZa)


Ur right. About the Chaldeans...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:46 PM (mbhDw)

88 Job was Jewish, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM


He had a trial membership.

;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2018 07:46 PM (aT3YX)

89 >>nobody cared about the Chaldaeans until they took over Babylon.


They had to raze the place because they couldn't get the smell of Draka Noir out of it.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:47 PM (2sJhm)

90 Was Obama's "certification of compliance" just to give the evil goatf*ckers' sh*thole an air of legitimacy and totes awesomeness and some sense of equality with the United States, Israel, and every other non-goatf*cking non-third-world non-sh*thole?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 22, 2018 07:47 PM (ks6bw)

91 88 Job was Jewish, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM

He had a trial membership.

;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2018 07:46 PM (aT3YX)


No refunds/returns after the first 8 days...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:47 PM (mbhDw)

92 I'm a Nikki Haley fan these days.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:45 PM (mbhDw)

*********************

I don't like her domestic track record though, but I'd love to see her as secretary of state.

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at January 22, 2018 07:47 PM (+dsLj)

93 Debbie Wasserman-Schlitz told Boobs Baldwin that the one thing Schumer
got out of the shut-down was "the potential for momentum."


Nothing like uphill momentum.

Posted by: Disgraced Ex-Prez'nit Toonces at January 22, 2018 07:47 PM (Tyii7)

94 Winning...!!!!

Posted by: me at January 22, 2018 07:47 PM (oZM/7)

95 I'm looking forward to Seven Days In Entebbe.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 07:48 PM (6FqZa)

96 'Keep your dick clean' were my grandmother's last words to me.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:48 PM (2sJhm)

97 Pence is boring, OK. I find that "refreshing."
Ike was boring. I liked Ike.


I hear you guys, and don't get me wrong, I like the guy. Still, it's like someone puts a quarter in him when he's asked a question. I know exactly what he'll say before he opens his mouth. He's too robotic. He needs to loosen up, and let it flow.

And definitely not fall for the banana in the tailpipe.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 07:48 PM (LAe3v)

98 >>>My God, but Pence is boring.


Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (LAe3v)<<<

**shrugs**

Posted by: zombie Silent Cal at January 22, 2018 07:48 PM (DJgfe)

99 And I do like that Pence restated the position in Israel.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 07:42 PM (AfcYG)

I hope that this is PDT helping VPPENCE establish some street cred.

Posted by: tbodie at January 22, 2018 07:48 PM (lQn8Y)

100 92 I'm a Nikki Haley fan these days.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:45 PM (mbhDw)

*********************

I don't like her domestic track record though, but I'd love to see her as secretary of state.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at January 22, 2018 07:47 PM (+dsLj)


Yeah, her sellout on the Confederate flag phony controversy was suboptimal on her part. But, she can change. And is solid against our enemies.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:49 PM (mbhDw)

101 My Grandma's favorite saying was " live and learn" , applied after screwups...

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 07:49 PM (zSVEm)

102 I just want to plug this video again:

Trump: All Your Base Are Belong To Us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn9Xsmj942E


Watched it so many times today it's earworming me.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 22, 2018 07:49 PM (oVWx5)

103 "the potential for momentum."

So, although they technically lost speed such that the second order derivative is negative, the third order derivative could be positive!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 07:49 PM (6FqZa)

104 >>> My God, but Pence is boring.

Mebbe, but PenceBot > MittBot anyday.

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 07:50 PM (hvf9s)

105 >>>My God, but Pence is boring.

He wouldn't have had a shot otherwise of being President unless Trump preceded him. After 8 years of roller coaster rabble rousing Trump, the country will be much more receptive to a Coolidge type nerd.

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at January 22, 2018 07:50 PM (+dsLj)

106
You can't spell Pinochet without PENCE (yeah, I know).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:50 PM (mbhDw)

107 >>"the potential for momentum."


Like a turd on a hillside.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:50 PM (2sJhm)

108 Pence stuffed the banana in Kaine's tailpipe but good.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 07:50 PM (6FqZa)

109 For a Nazi, this guy Trump sure seems to do a lot of good things for Jews.

DUMBEST HITLER EVAR!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 07:51 PM (oVJmc)

110 My father's broken-down 1987 Crown Victoria has the potential for momentum too.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 22, 2018 07:51 PM (arhmY)

111 My video is better.

Bob Dylan was a Piker.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 07:51 PM (Ckg4U)

112 Pence/Jenna Jameson 2024.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 07:51 PM (8O3HH)

113 Ur right. About the Chaldeans...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:46 PM (mbhDw)

Ur naughty.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2018 07:51 PM (7UW64)

114 64 For a Nazi, this guy Trump sure seems to do a lot of good things for Jews.

Weird.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (bGn/j)


He's doin it rong.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:51 PM (+lOpA)

115 How many five star golf courses are there in Israel? Your Honor, I rest my case.

Posted by: Fritz at January 22, 2018 07:51 PM (bJ0w+)

116 "DUMBEST HITLER EVAR!!!"
-Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 07:51 PM (oVJmc)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 07:51 PM (Ckg4U)

117 I always worry about " Compassionate Conservative" redux.... we need fighters..

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 07:52 PM (zSVEm)

118 France and Germany have a huge amount of business with Iran. PDT and Macron seem to have a good working relationship and Macron has come out and said he would be for a Frexit.

I think PDT is giving France a chance to get it's ducks in a row.
And I hope the Kurds kick Erdogan's ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 22, 2018 07:52 PM (XG2zl)

119 Yeah, her sellout on the Confederate flag phony controversy was suboptimal on her part. But, she can change. And is solid against our enemies.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:49 PM (mbhDw)

******************

Hopefully, since Trump proved that as well. She was awful during the campaign but after bitch slapping the UN around like it's a fun hobby of hers I now want to have her children.

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at January 22, 2018 07:52 PM (+dsLj)

120 the third order derivative could be positive!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 07:49 PM (6FqZa)

jerk.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 07:52 PM (T28di)

121 I haz a sad I missed the Miss Lindsey thread.

Husband came home from work and insisted on eating dinner. Men.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

122 Pence/Antonio Sabato Jr 2024?

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 07:52 PM (hvf9s)

123 "the potential for momentum."

-
That and a sawbuck'll get you three venti lattes at Starbucks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 07:52 PM (+y/Ru)

124 119 Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at January 22, 2018 07:52 PM (+dsLj)


I like dusky desi's.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:53 PM (mbhDw)

125 Like about half or so of Trump's inner circle (which really puts this
inner circle in the above-average class, going back to Sargon of Akkad
or so), he seems to be exactly the right man in exactly the right job.
How about that.
=====

None of whom would have spines without DJT. Yeah, yeah, they're all polite and nice; but none of them would say boo to a goose without the spinal or testosterone infusions.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 22, 2018 07:53 PM (MIKMs)

126 He wouldn't have had a shot otherwise of being President unless Trump
preceded him. After 8 years of roller coaster rabble rousing Trump, the
country will be much more receptive to a Coolidge type nerd.


Perhaps, but I still think a grill on his teeth and some rims on AF2 wouldn't hurt.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 07:53 PM (LAe3v)

127 121 I haz a sad I missed the Miss Lindsey thread.

Husband came home from work and insisted on eating dinner. Men.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

Yep... all we want is fed, and a belly rub...

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 07:53 PM (zSVEm)

128 The mullahs will be overthrown in an instant if Melania moons them.
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM

That could well break this blog, if not the interwebz.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2018 07:43 PM (aT3YX)

Either the Earth would crack right down the middle, or the poles would reverse magnetism.

Or maybe both. Either way, I'd die in my bunk.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 22, 2018 07:53 PM (BfOXk)

129 Well, Bathhouse Barry has a potential son-in-law in his future. NY Post has pics of Malia and her White British Boyfriend from a wealthy British banking family.

Knowing Barry's love of the Brits, that's gotta hurt. Hee hee.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 07:54 PM (ptqGC)

130 hah, I didn't think about that.

I guess Debbie Wasserman-Schlitz is, literally, a jerk.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 07:54 PM (6FqZa)

131 116 "DUMBEST HITLER EVAR!!!"
-Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 07:51 PM (oVJmc)

*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 07:51 PM (Ckg4U)


"Oh,man. What's my name?!"

- - Lorenzo LSD Saint Dubois

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:54 PM (mbhDw)

132 You guys were talking porn about Lindsey Graham and RBG downstairs? *shudder* for once, I am glad work intruded and I missed it.

Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 07:54 PM (a0IVu)

133 We are not supposed to covet another's ass....

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 07:54 PM (zSVEm)

134 Well I never! Literally!

Men and women , women and women , goats and women and men and other goats. And what is that man doing with that poor blender?

Yeah verily I shall smote this blog and it's porn watchers yeah even the Lesbites, and the Cuckusites and even the Petophiles. And when the smiting is done all shall see and know that the Hub of Porn is no more.

Posted by: Right Reverend Sexless at January 22, 2018 07:54 PM (1pa3y)

135 89 >>nobody cared about the Chaldaeans until they took over Babylon.


They had to raze the place because they couldn't get the smell of Draka Noir out of it.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:47 PM (2sJhm)

It was a good smell in the 6th century BC, and it'll make a comeback!

:looks at bottle in closet next to Member's Only jacket:

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 07:54 PM (ANIFC)

136 Did Pence check with Red Frank first?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 07:54 PM (r9UYA)

137 Here's a totally creepy gas mask useful for Armageddon.

http://bit.ly/2n3i9zv

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 07:54 PM (WbIyz)

138 Of course Trump is Hitler: the man's skills at peaceful compromise, advancing Russian interests, and defending the Jewish people are a matter of public record.

Posted by: trev006 at January 22, 2018 07:55 PM (lUz1b)

139 If you ain't listened to Ministry's "Lay Lady, Lay"? You ain't been woke.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 07:55 PM (Ckg4U)

140 Knowing Barry's love of the Brits, that's gotta hurt. Hee hee.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 07:54 PM (ptqGC)

Just wait for it.

Senator Malia Obama (R-California)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 07:55 PM (T28di)

141 I'm almost exhausted from all the winning.

Almost.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 07:55 PM (ptqGC)

142 Oy, all this darn winning

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 07:55 PM (n/Dik)

143 >> Either way, I'd die in my bunk.

I'd die at the ficus. Some go to the bunk. Some go to the ficus.

Our first FLILF.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 07:55 PM (8O3HH)

144 135
:looks at bottle in closet next to Member's Only jacket:
Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 07:54 PM (ANIFC)


Need a "phrasing" warning for Members Only.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:55 PM (mbhDw)

145 129 Well, Bathhouse Barry has a potential son-in-law in his future. NY Post has pics of Malia and her White British Boyfriend from a wealthy British banking family.

Knowing Barry's love of the Brits, that's gotta hurt. Hee hee.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 07:54 PM (ptqGC)


A white boy?

You don't say.

Must be a very brave man, considering what he may be marrying into. Wookies have been known to eat people they don't care for....

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2018 07:55 PM (7UW64)

146 If I have to choose between Fonda and Kelly I'm going with the filthy mick.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:43 PM (+lOpA)


One must always keep a strict separation of one's politics from one's lesbian mud-wrestling consumption.

It's in the Constitution.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 22, 2018 07:56 PM (BfOXk)

147 78 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npeYMJIbY8o

It'll fill your ears with love.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 07:45 PM (Ckg4U)


Ah, Ministry prior to their "BUSH IS HITLER!!1" phase... Have they released a "TRUMP IS HITLER!!1" album yet?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2018 07:56 PM (NL6wI)

148 Nikki Haley, for some social faults, is "A Glock Totin Woman". Think I'll write a song.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 22, 2018 07:56 PM (8sesi)

149 "We are not supposed to covet another's ass..."
-Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 07:54 PM (zSVEm)

Sometimes it is tough to discourage these bastards.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 07:56 PM (Ckg4U)

150 Jane and I are sharing a brain right now

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 07:56 PM (n/Dik)

151 I willalways think of the elder spawn as Malaria.... I was imprinted with that at AoS..

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 07:56 PM (zSVEm)

152 My video is better.

Bob Dylan was a Piker.

-
Best version of Lay, Lady, Lay ever.

https://youtu.be/unaOf8gg_7w

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 07:56 PM (+y/Ru)

153 140
Senator Malia Obama (R-California)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 07:55 PM (T28di)


You know, if the son of one of Hamas' founders could renounce them and become an Israeli informer, anything is possible.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:57 PM (mbhDw)

154 Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 22, 2018 07:49 PM (oVWx5)

I laughed out loud! Thanks for that link.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 07:57 PM (gwPgz)

155 Joe Scarborough needs to write another song:

"Those Dirty Jews."

His late near-dad-in-law would approve.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 07:57 PM (ptqGC)

156 >> You guys were talking porn about Lindsey Graham and RBG downstairs?

We wrote a Letter to Penthouse about Miss Lindsey and RBG.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 07:57 PM (8O3HH)

157 "Ah, Ministry prior to their "BUSH IS HITLER!!1" phase... Have they released a "TRUMP IS HITLER!!1" album yet?"
-Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2018 07:56 PM (NL6wI)

Doesn't matter. That tune bathes your ears in sweet, sweet glory.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 07:58 PM (Ckg4U)

158 O/T
I always hear that the DACA herd is here quote-through no fault of their own- unquote.
I wish someone would ask
whose fault is it?
What should the punishment be for their fault?
How do we prevent a single reoccurrence of that fault?

Posted by: Downcast at January 22, 2018 07:58 PM (xmLkE)

159 I'd die at the ficus. Some go to the bunk. Some go to the ficus.

Our first FLILF.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 07:55 PM (8O3HH)

--Fronds with benefits?

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 07:58 PM (n/Dik)

160 THIS is winning....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 07:58 PM (NgKpN)

161 The sad part was the front loaded cash seemed to be the entire point to the 'deal'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at January 22, 2018 07:58 PM (jUGlC)

162 Jane and I are sharing a brain right now

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 07:56 PM (n/Dik)


Watch out. There are some areas of my brain you Don't Want to Go.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 07:58 PM (ptqGC)

163 Well, Bathhouse Barry has a potential son-in-law in his future. NY Post has pics of Malia and her White British Boyfriend from a wealthy British banking family.

-
So we're back to BWC?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 07:58 PM (+y/Ru)

164 159 I'd die at the ficus. Some go to the bunk. Some go to the ficus.

Our first FLILF.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 07:55 PM (8O3HH)

--Fronds with benefits?
Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 07:58 PM (n/Dik)


HA!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:58 PM (mbhDw)

165 We nuked the Japs in '45 and it was a boon for Hollyweird with the Godzilla movies.

We can nuke the Persians in '18 and in a few years Hollyweird can come up with some radioactive monster to spring forth from the Gulf.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2018 07:59 PM (EoRCO)

166
Trump - Embassy to Jerusalem

Obama - Return to 1967 1947 borders

I report, you decide.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 07:45 PM (4upo5)


FIFY

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2018 07:59 PM (SiINZ)

167 >> Ministry prior to their "BUSH IS HITLER!!1" phase.



eh - Most Artists are idiots. They almost never get it.

Shouldn't keep you from enjoying some Ministry.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:59 PM (2sJhm)

168 158 O/T
I always hear that the DACA herd is here quote-through no fault of their own- unquote.
I wish someone would ask
whose fault is it?
What should the punishment be for their fault?
How do we prevent a single reoccurrence of that fault?
Posted by: Downcast at January 22, 2018 07:58 PM (xmLkE)

Uh... and in all the years after they became adults... they didn't go BACK????

As children, they had no choice... as adults, they stayed KNOWING they broke the law.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 07:59 PM (NgKpN)

169 I had the potential for momentum, but then I got high...

Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2018 07:59 PM (cW490)

170 The sad part was the front loaded cash seemed to be the entire point to the 'deal'.


The Obama clan needs to be audited every year so that they can't touch their Swiss numbered account.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 08:00 PM (WbIyz)

171 Dear Tucker:

Please spare us any progtards tonight.

Thanks!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:00 PM (ptqGC)

172 >>Fronds

Nah, I dig root stuff. Saucy minx of a Brazilian Cherry does that.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 08:00 PM (8O3HH)

173 What Iran deal? da Bamstah gave Iran billions. Deal?

Posted by: PhilDirt at January 22, 2018 08:00 PM (g1jh1)

174 165 We nuked the Japs in '45 and it was a boon for Hollyweird with the Godzilla movies.

We can nuke the Persians in '18 and in a few years Hollyweird can come up with some radioactive monster to spring forth from the Gulf.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2018 07:59 PM (EoRCO)


Well, we nuked the Bikini Atoll and then got.....

Raquel Welch in a fur bikini....

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2018 08:00 PM (7UW64)

175 "Lay Lady Lay" it the pinnacle of Ministry.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 08:00 PM (Ckg4U)

176 James Woods = Awesome takedowns

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods

goto 21hr on the timeline (although all are so powerful and in the Dems faces)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 07:43 PM (fceHP)



He is awesome. Got to love the pictures he has on there of the illegals flipping the bird and holding a sign Deport This. Okay Paco we will

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2018 08:01 PM (SiINZ)

177 We can nuke the Persians in '18 and in a few years Hollyweird can come
up with some radioactive monster to spring forth from the Gulf.


Ooooh, I know. The nuke brings forth the 12th imam from the well, except he looks like Mothra.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 08:01 PM (LAe3v)

178 I wonder whatever happened to Raquel Welch??? Seems to have disappeared.

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 08:01 PM (zSVEm)

179 >>> Knowing Barry's love of the Brits, that's gotta hurt. Hee hee. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 07:54 PM (ptqGC)

The black SJWs were beside themselves over a pic of her at school kissing a white boy. The tweets were hilarious. If she actually marries one (same guy?), their meltdown will be popcorn-licious.

The same ppl who will get upset about this news are the ones that were smug that one of the royals is marrying a girl that is half black. Race mixing for thee but not for me! But they are not racist, you guys. For reals.

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 08:01 PM (hvf9s)

180 OT: Cato is crying about the immigration bill.

http://tinyurl.com/y9e4rdu6

Their tears taste sweet. The numbers and categories completely eliminated are beautiful.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at January 22, 2018 08:01 PM (J70i0)

181 Steyn is on

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2018 08:01 PM (n/Dik)

182 Tucker is nailing it

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 08:02 PM (4upo5)

183 Tucker slamming Joy Reid. Elegant and thoughtful and waaaaaaayyyyy calmer than I would be. Because what brought this on: she hired someone to dig into his genealogical past, to announce that he's a child of immigrants (via Switzerland, 150-some years ago) (yes). This she waves as proof that he should be in favor of open borders.

Sigh.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #FreeAgencyisStressful at January 22, 2018 08:02 PM (/GvEZ)

184 168 158 O/T
I always hear that the DACA herd is here quote-through no fault of their own- unquote.
I wish someone would ask
whose fault is it?
What should the punishment be for their fault?
How do we prevent a single reoccurrence of that fault?
Posted by: Downcast at January 22, 2018 07:58 PM (xmLkE)

Uh... and in all the years after they became adults... they didn't go BACK????

As children, they had no choice... as adults, they stayed KNOWING they broke the law.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 07:59 PM (NgKpN)


Don't care how they got here, or who's fault it is. They are not citizens and they need to get out.

Meanwhile, their parents are stealing SSN's and collecting "free" services right and left. Which I am paying for,. against my will.

They need to go.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2018 08:02 PM (7UW64)

185 Now, let's demand our $150 billion back -- in cash on pallets -- within 48 hours ... or else!

Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2018 08:02 PM (BiLU+)

186 >>"Lay Lady Lay" it the pinnacle of Ministry.


"In Case You Didn't Feel Like Showing Up"

No Ministry is better than 1989-90 Live Ministry.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 08:02 PM (SY92I)

187 Fuck yeah, Mark Steyn.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 08:03 PM (Ckg4U)

188 'some radioactive monster to spring forth from the Gulf.

Goatzilla!

Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2018 08:03 PM (UdKB7)

189
183 Tucker slamming Joy Reid. Elegant and thoughtful and waaaaaaayyyyy calmer than I would be. Because what brought this on: she hired someone to dig into his genealogical past, to announce that he's a child of immigrants (via Switzerland, 150-some years ago) (yes). This she waves as proof that he should be in favor of open borders.

Sigh.



Posted by: Shopgirl: #FreeAgencyisStressful at January 22, 2018 08:02 PM (/GvEZ)

So, whence commeth Joy Reid?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2018 08:03 PM (7UW64)

190 Ministry unfortunately were a bunch of antiAmerican and antiChristian twats from at least 1991 on.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 08:03 PM (6FqZa)

191 Second look at Megyn McCain?

She slams Ana Navarro on The View. "Why do you consider yourself a Republican?" They got into quite a cat fight.

https://tinyurl.com/ydzcqtkh


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:04 PM (ptqGC)

192 >>Ministry unfortunately were a bunch of antiAmerican and antiChristian twats from at least 1991 on.


Making some kick ass music.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 08:04 PM (SY92I)

193 Joyless Reid

Joyless Behar

Their parents were clueless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

194 188 'some radioactive monster to spring forth from the Gulf.

Goatzilla!
Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2018 08:03 PM (UdKB7)


Ha!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 08:05 PM (mbhDw)

195 personally I think 'just one fix' was Ministry's high point.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 08:05 PM (6FqZa)

196 I don't think the Mooch is gonna be all that proud of her daughter, going after the white meat.

She seems like the most racist of the bunch, but I'm sure she has infected her darling daughters.

I'm also quite sure Barry couldn't care less, since they aren't related anyway.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2018 08:06 PM (7UW64)

197 'some radioactive monster to spring forth from the Gulf.



Goatzilla!

Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2018 08:03 PM (UdKB7)



Clitorectomy Girl.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 08:06 PM (ptqGC)

198 Nude McCain Thread

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 08:06 PM (WbIyz)

199 Hah I was right, it's the same Harvard guy Malia was caught kissing before! Paparazzi also caught them smoking together. Dad unavailable for comment as to where she might have picked up that habit.

Seriously, lurk in the comments of black SJWs who find it a personal insult that Malia is dating a white guy. It is both hilarious and sad.

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 08:07 PM (hvf9s)

200 banana in the tailpipe.
Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 07:48 PM


Intriguing. Newsletter?

Posted by: Shep at January 22, 2018 08:07 PM (aT3YX)

201 64 For a Nazi, this guy Trump sure seems to do a lot of good things for Jews.

Weird.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (bGn/j)


He's doing the Nazi thing wrong.

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 08:07 PM (sdi6R)

202 'some radioactive monster to spring forth from the Gulf.

Hijabba the Hut

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 08:08 PM (LAe3v)

203 Ooooh, I know. The nuke brings forth the 12th imam from the well, except he looks like Mothra.
Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 08:01 PM (LAe3v)

Hahahaha...yup. With the head of Raymond Burr and the body of the FAB. Or vice versa, not much difference.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2018 08:08 PM (EoRCO)

204 The thing about music, any art really, is that if you like it, it must sound good to you. You may hate the creator but you can't deny that you like the music.

Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2018 08:08 PM (UdKB7)

205 I can't remember the last time a progressive (outside of a few people I know personally who are just politically misguided *wink*) actually tried to convince me of their case.

Every single progressive, either on social media, or old media, or just in day-to-day life, seems to have no interest in persuading anyone of their cause. It's either attempting to invalidate the countering position by some bullshit ("Dat's wayciss", etc.) or simply ignoring the existence of the countering position.

Look at those shitty "deport this" pics on James Woods' twatter feed. Who are they trying to convince with that? Literally, no one. They don't need or want anyone else on their side. There's no "truth" to their "argument", because there literally is no argument in the proper sense of the word. They want anyone who disagrees with them to either get out of the way and surrender, or simply die.

THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is Barbarism. THAT mentality is completely antithetical to America (and I would argue Western Civilization at large, but whatever).

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 08:09 PM (T28di)

206 "Personally I think 'just one fix' was Ministry's high point."
-Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 08:05 PM (6FqZa)

Good song, as were those mentioned earlier.

#MetalThread.

I don't give a shit about their later politics. They ROCKED the late Eighties/Early Nineties.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 08:09 PM (Ckg4U)

207 195 personally I think 'just one fix' was Ministry's high point.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 08:05 PM (6FqZa)


I'm inclined to agree. "Jesus Built My Hotrod" is pretty catchy as is "Beers, Steers & Queers" as the Revolting Cocks--probably due to it being played during my short-lived clubbing days. I just never really got into them.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2018 08:11 PM (NL6wI)

208 Another nice remake:

Cinnamon Girl, Type O Negative...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO9aD4mzSE8

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 08:11 PM (Ckg4U)

209 "banana in the tailpipe. "

Better yet, a Banana Splits Guy in the tailpipe.

Come on folks and folkettes, it'll fit if we push hard enough.

Posted by: A generic ice cream treat at January 22, 2018 08:15 PM (Fikbq)

210 "the potential for momentum."

-----

So, although they technically lost speed such that the second order derivative is negative, the third order derivative could be positive!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 07:49 PM


May I remind you of the word momentum. Don't forget about the mass asspect.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at January 22, 2018 08:15 PM (aT3YX)

211 But we need illiterate Mexican peasants to become the skilled laborers the U.S. needs!!!

Posted by: cato insanitute at January 22, 2018 08:21 PM (ewxPW)

212 France and Germany have a huge amount of business with Iran. PDT and Macron seem to have a good working relationship and Macron has come out and said he would be for a Frexit.

I think PDT is giving France a chance to get it's ducks in a row.
And I hope the Kurds kick Erdogan's ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 22, 2018 07:52 PM (XG2zl)


========

Re: Macron... that's not what I'm seeing. He concedes that in a referendum, France would frexit. But he doesn't plan to hold a referendum. In fact, he plans to use brexit to lure businesses from England to France, due to advantages France has by virtue of being in the EU.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 08:23 PM (/qEW2)

213 One of the fine things on James Woods' twitter:


https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/954784292722245632

Posted by: An Observation at January 22, 2018 08:26 PM (9wsMY)

214
No Ministry is better than 1989-90 Live Ministry.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 08:02 PM (SY92I)


---

I'm fine with this. It seemed to coincide with the good side projects, too.

Pailhead was such a strange and enjoyable marriage.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 22, 2018 08:28 PM (ks6bw)

Outliers: Lindsey Graham Claims that Steven Miller is an "Outlier" On Immigration; White House Says Miss Lindsey is The Outlier

I guess they're all being polite by saying "outlier" instead of "extremist," which is obviously what is meant here.

By the way: No one is actually against DACA, including Steven Miller. What Miller and other real Republicans are against is DACA 2.0, the next DACA which we will certainly have if we do not finally control the border.

Miller is willing to do DACA -- so long as the Democrats, and Miss Lindsey and Jeff Flake, who looks like he used to host a game show called Who's Inside My Wife? -- agree to the wall and new laws to prevent DACA 2.0. And 3.0. And 4.0.

But of course they don't want any of that, because they're determined to replace the Current Year population of the US with people they think are Better Americans, by virtue of not being Americans at all.

Posted by: Ace at 06:27 PM




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1 St

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 22, 2018 06:23 PM (7R2h5)

2 top something-rd

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2018 06:24 PM (ILitO)

3 Miss Lindsay is definitely the outlier.... well, that's one word for it, anyhow.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 22, 2018 06:24 PM (dVEGV)

4

Miss Lindsey is the Outed Liar

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:24 PM (fceHP)

5 Earliest!

Posted by: tbodie at January 22, 2018 06:24 PM (HK4MN)

6 Somewhere near the beginning

Posted by: Ft.worthMike at January 22, 2018 06:24 PM (6bmev)

7 Someone close to Miss Graham needs to tell her to shut her pie hole.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2018 06:24 PM (EoRCO)

8 Lindsay might as well just on over to the other side. Political party that is. he's firmly a man's man.

Posted by: DanMan at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (XTiHL)

9 right on Ace. Ya hit that one out of the park

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (5y11N)

10 Flake as game show host. The chief is a genius.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (fA1SL)

11 Sad that it is so exciting to see the White House defend the conservative position instead of cower in the face of PC bullying....

Posted by: Iris at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (dYDe7)

12 blowdried game show host Jeff Flake

haha

like a young Bob Barker

so true

including super white teeth
fake orange tan

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (fceHP)

13 4 artisanal 'ette

Yes indeed. Well stated.

*steeples fingers*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (hyuyC)

14 Lindsey Graham is nothing more than a DemonCrat.... And possibly a girl

Posted by: me at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (oZM/7)

15 I'm outraged!

Posted by: Weasel at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (Sfs6o)

16 Ace has certainly warmed to the cuck thing he once yelled at posters as racists for using....

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (LiyEm)

17 I ate at Lubys today. I would bet more than half the employees were illegal. I know at least that many barely spoke English. I asked for Roast Beef gravy damnit!!!

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (zoyKY)

18 low-hanging fruit



Yes, please.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (ARGJJ)

19 Miss Lindsey hasn't figured out that when it comes down to "us" versus "them", he doesn't want to be a member of "them".

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (dab45)

20 Flake as game show host. The chief is a genius.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (fA1SL)

Actually flake is more the vanna white type

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (5y11N)

21 Eternal truth that Washington cannot grasp: Incentives work. Both the normative and the perverse.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (LV3VM)

22 All republicans need to do is make these assholes defend their indefensible position.

Posted by: ccoffer at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (maSjv)

23 Graham still trying to backdoor the whole immigration tolerance - illegal residence position.

See, I'm the normal one here!!!

I mean, really. When will these turkeys learn?

Lindsey Graham, backdoor man.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (vcOmj)

24 I've been inside Flake's wife.

...not memorable.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:27 PM (Ckg4U)

25 Burst out laughing at "Who's Inside My Wife."

Posted by: aquaviva at January 22, 2018 06:27 PM (o0dph)

26 This made me snerk out loud.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:27 PM (NWiLs)

27 I'm against DACA 1.0 . Everybody I know is to. How is this extreme?

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:27 PM (g4lFK)

28 I'm against DACA. I don't see how it's extremist to be against something that never even freaking passed Congress.

Also, I have seen too many Mexicans peeing in front of their houses in my neighborhood for me to be all, "love knows no borders."

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 22, 2018 06:28 PM (QAOZh)

29 LOL Ace!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:28 PM (dUJdY)

30 Let's playyyyy... Who's Inside My Wife?!
First category... Can I Watch?!

Posted by: Jeff Flake at January 22, 2018 06:28 PM (HgMAr)

31 ..."But of course they don't want any of that, because they're determined to replace the Current Year population of the US with people they think are Better Americans, by virtue of not being Americans at all."

Great fucking line.

I wish I could write like this.

I might have a blog.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:28 PM (Ckg4U)

32 Lindsey is feeling the pressure now that his butt buddy McCain is apparently down for the count.

The fact that McCain has dropped out so completely leads me to believe that he has less than 6 months to live. Maybe far less.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 06:28 PM (k1TUh)

33 DACA is CACA

all illegals out now!

no excuses, no exceptions

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 06:29 PM (w0xwb)

34 " (his old show I think was called Who's Inside My Wife?)"

Ace is bringin' it

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 22, 2018 06:29 PM (dab45)

35 "The problem with America is ... there are too many Americans.." --Lindsey Longshanks Graham

Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2018 06:29 PM (6gPPJ)

36 Fuck Lindsey. Fuck the "dreamers." It would be one thing if none of them ever got a nickel of my money but, of course, that is far from being the case. MAGA! #releasethememo

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 06:29 PM (14URa)

37 feh.

NEXT!

Posted by: the Paolo at January 22, 2018 06:29 PM (ARGJJ)

38 I'm against DACA 1.0 . Everybody I know is to. How is this extreme?
Posted by: Monk


Do you know me? I used to be POTUS. Millions chose me. Am I extreme? Go ahead, pull my finger.

Posted by: Barack Insane Obama Jones at January 22, 2018 06:29 PM (vcOmj)

39 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (O5Q3r)

40 Why do they think they will remain overlords when the new Americans replace the old?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (qJtVm)

41 like a young Bob Barker

Hey, what did Bob ever do to you?

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (7R2h5)

42 39 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?
Posted by: tu3031 at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (O5Q3

Spanktravision.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (NWiLs)

43 I see DACA as Simpson-Mazzoli 2.0, so I'm against it. It's been over 30 years and yet this shit continues. Enough, already.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (NL6wI)

44 Man, I am against DACA. If I wasn't before I sure as hell am now that I know their support is this weak. If we do not get everything to stop further illegals, and with Rat fingerprints alongside ours, then NO DEAL. They all go back unless they are American soldiers or legitimately married to Americans with kids. And maybe not even that last one.

You had more years in America than you deserved. If you wanted to be guests I would say sure, stay. But you want to be part of the problem, voting in our enemies? Well fuck you, buddy, you can vote in Mexico.

Posted by: trev006 at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (OgdSR)

45 I'm against DACA. I want the people who came here illegally GONE. If they want to come across and become citizens properly, fine. But zero tolerance for illegal immigration. Don't hand me sob stories, every time someone is arrested it breaks some mom's heart or leaves kids weeping.

American citizens have dreams too, and they should be the focus of the federal government, PERIOD.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (39g3+)

46 Tom, as long as his daughter is still showing up on TV, he's okay. When you suddenly don't see her anymore she's probably been called home to be there when he passes.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (dUJdY)

47
Yes, Miller is an outlier on immigration. With respect to the One Big Party Congress, that is.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (ds2oz)

48 I ate at Lubys today. I would bet more than half the employees were illegal. I know at least that many barely spoke English. I asked for Roast Beef gravy damnit!!!
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (zoyKY)


Did you leave your gun in the truck?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 06:31 PM (z79tQ)

49 Steven Miller should stick to his guns and tell Little Miss Lindsey that we the people want our immigration laws followed. To. The. Letter.

This means that if you're in my country illegally, you are to go back home and get in line like everyone else. You won't get any special favors because your parents broke our laws to bring you here.

And if you don't like that, then you have no business in my country. I don't want you here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 06:31 PM (tRaq7)

50
Ace ought to write a 2000-word screed on how this DACA bullshit is a Manufactured MAGUFFIN.

Because that's all it is.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:31 PM (9dh/m)

51 Also, I have seen too many Mexicans peeing in front of their houses in my neighborhood for me to be all, "love knows no borders."
Posted by: sunny-dee


When they re-shingled my house in 2003, they certainly peed on my front lawn. My then-wife wondered why the grass had turned brown in various places.

I guffawed.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 22, 2018 06:32 PM (vcOmj)

52 Bob Barker probably fucked your girlfriend.

#Realman

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:32 PM (Ckg4U)

53 I still say Stephen Miller looks like the kind of guy who gets pissed if you spell it STEVEN.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 22, 2018 06:32 PM (OEub0)

54 Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 06:31 PM (z79tQ)

As a matter of fact I had two guns on me.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 06:32 PM (zoyKY)

55 #Mountainclimber

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:32 PM (Ckg4U)

56 Wait, wasn't it "Who's inside my husband?*

Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2018 06:32 PM (6gPPJ)

57 Top sixty

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 22, 2018 06:33 PM (R5lpX)

58 didn't Graham at one point during the 2016 campaign threaten to quit the Repub party? Maybe because he felt personally threatened by Trump's talking about grabbing pussy?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2018 06:33 PM (ILitO)

59
If every one of the 800K "dreamers" "nightmares" disappeared tonight....

NO ONE WOULD NOTICE.


No one would give a shit.

No one would miss them.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:33 PM (9dh/m)

60 Graham is a closeted liar.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

61 #Range Game

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:33 PM (Ckg4U)

62 The best thing the USA could do at this point, aside from reformation and revival, is to get back to a sense of justice for all, blind to who they are. No matter how powerful, sympathetic, trendy, or media-protected you are: Justice. Love mercy, but DO JUSTICE.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:33 PM (39g3+)

63 Miss Lindsey is out, lying again.

Posted by: davidt at January 22, 2018 06:34 PM (Vl5bQ)

64 Graham gets away with these spectacles because....Turtle.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 06:34 PM (r9UYA)

65 "Who's Inside My Wife?"

Arizona Cardinals, come on down!

Posted by: Jeff Flake at January 22, 2018 06:34 PM (398bZ)

66 "We can't restart this until tomorrow".

#Bob Barker.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:34 PM (Ckg4U)

67 NO ONE WOULD NOTICE.

I loved their two attempts at a day without immigrants. Loved it.

It proved the point perfectly, but not as they'd hoped. Nobody even noticed. Just like the day without women. Meh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:34 PM (39g3+)

68 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?
Posted by: tu3031 at January




wasn't that the premise of freaky friday?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:34 PM (MTjB1)

69 Ace ought to write a 2000-word screed on how this DACA bullshit is a Manufactured MAGUFFIN.

Well, all the shit they have thrown against the wall has...how do you say...NOT STUCK.

Therefore, they are flailing around looking for an issue to save them from the No Russians-Booming Economy-Tax Cuts-ISIS on a slab-Here Comes the Memo reality we live in.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 06:35 PM (LV3VM)

70 Nothing to see here.

#Flakewife

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (Ckg4U)

71 Who's Inside My Wife?



What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January


It's on between The Newlywed Game and Divorce Court.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (oVJmc)

72 @51, I live in a "diverse" neighborhood in Dallas, meaning a delightful blend of white and Mexican (judging by the decorative flags). There are LOUD parties 3-4 nights a week, except in the worst cold, with live music, celebratory gunfire (!!!), tons of parked cars. It's a pain. I've only called with a noise complaint once, when the party on the block *behind* me and three doors down was causing my bedroom windows at the *front* of my house to vibrate audibly and it was midnight.

And don't get me started on how they treat their dogs. NOT. WELL.

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (QAOZh)

73

my goodness

Turtle is now even acting like one. Moving slow, talking really really slow, pausing at odd places. Maybe he's morphing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (fceHP)

74 Everyone needs to remind these idiots that President Donald Trump beat their asses like a drum in the primary because REAL REPUBLICAN VOTERS stand with Trump on Immigration.

His campaign was DOA on Day One according to the Washington DC experts because he said some Mexicans were rapists and criminals. Instead he became the leading candidate. After he didn't back down after a week of screaming and hectoring, people realized he was for real, and his lead increased.

We voted President Trump in because of his Immigration Position. We will stand with him.

Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (4dz1m)

75 >>Who's Inside My Wife?


Best Show on the Gorilla Channel.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (xx9a7)

76 Flake's wife looks like she is his sister.

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (g4lFK)

77 She's been picked-over like so many canned-goods.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (Ckg4U)

78 Someday, one of them may cure cancer! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CURING CANCER!!!!

Posted by: Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (O5Q3r)

79 @59. I would notice. I would care. I would REJOICE. I'd probably get someone who spoke English when I tried to order at McDonalds, the crazy drivers would be at least halved, and there would be 100% fewer loud parties and lawn peeing. (I am an old soul. GET OFF MY LAWN.)

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (QAOZh)

80 even Miller should stick to his guns and tell Little Miss Lindsey that we the people want our immigration laws followed. To. The. Letter.

This means that if you're in my country illegally, you are to go back home and get in line like everyone else. You won't get any special favors because your parents broke our laws to bring you here.

And if you don't like that, then you have no business in my country. I don't want you here.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 06:31 PM (tRaq7)

So. In other words...

The laws already on the books.

#amnesty1986

Posted by: The Lion of the Senate. at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (1ubE4)

81 Who's inside my wife? Your illegal lawn boy.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (UbVvc)

82 No DACA,
No Re-Run,
No Rent!

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (xx9a7)

83 Outliar Lindsay

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (hMwEB)

84 "Who's Inside My Wife?"

-------

The Paolo, he is the executive producer of the show.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (ANIFC)

85 Who's Inside My Wife?
"Best Show on the Gorilla Channel."
-Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (xx9a7)

LMFAO!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (Ckg4U)

86 73




my goodness



Turtle is now even acting like one. Moving slow, talking really really slow, pausing at odd places. Maybe he's morphing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (fceHP)
What is he going on about now?

Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (a0IVu)

87 Quick who was the last sob story immigrant deportation in the news? What was his name? When was it?

Do you even remember? Neither does anyone else. They run this stuff to try to manipulate emotions but deep down people really do not give a damn no matter how sad they might feel at the moment.

The moment he GOP figures this out, that will be a big win for the whole country.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (39g3+)

88

Ever notice how the This Old House hosts are kinda like the Doctor Whos of the building trades?

There's been, what, 3 hosts of This Old House? All of them do the same thing, say the same stupid things, and act the same.

The hosts are interchangeable like Doctor Who.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (9dh/m)

89 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?

Playboy

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (y3aQB)

90

Why hasn't Mollie been on Special Report panel?

nevertrumpers Jonah G. tag teams Stephen Hayes - bleck

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (fceHP)

91 I guess I'm an 'outlier' too...

DACAs can stay, once they pay back all the money they stole from the US taxpayer through the Education system...

$15 K per year of education... cash up front.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (NgKpN)

92 I peed a little.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (Ckg4U)

93 Who's Inside My Wife?



What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January

BBC

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (g4lFK)

94 71 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January

It's on between The Newlywed Game and Divorce Court.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (oVJmc)


Oh, so it's not on PornHub, then?

*disconnects from VPN*

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (NL6wI)

95 Serious questions - how do you write legislation that keeps activist at bay?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (JyFLk)

96 You know, if you piss on our laws to barge into the country, that's the best reason I can think of to not want your ass here.

In what possible way should I consider that noble?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (oVJmc)

97
Just like the day without women. Meh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


When silence like a balm fell on the land and men tootled in their workshops peacefully, knowing that, for an all-too-short day, they would not be dragged away.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (ds2oz)

98 This means that if you're in my country illegally, you are to go back home and get in line like everyone else. You won't get any special favors because your parents broke our laws to bring you here.

I'm willing to let people who were brought here as little kids, who have lived productive lives and been reasonably solid citizens to cut in line. But still get in line. Become a citizen or stay the hell out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (39g3+)

99 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?


Inside The Beltway

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (fceHP)

100
Jeff: I'll take, "Brazilians," for $300, please.
Alex: The answer is, "The Paolo."
Jeff: Which Brazilian was most recently in my wife?
Alex: Sorry, Jeff, it's, "Which Brazilian is most often in your wife?"

Posted by: Who's Inside of My Wife at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (Vl5bQ)

101 16 Ace has certainly warmed to the cuck thing he once yelled at posters as racists for using....
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (LiyEm)


I always thought it was a dead-on accurate description of the GOPe, which is probably why it garnered such sputtering outrage.

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (sdi6R)

102 so what happened to the "Russia gave money to the NRA to support Trump" story..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2018 06:40 PM (ILitO)

103
btw, did anyone notice Graham said almost the exact same thing to his Fake News friends about Steve Bannon ...."as long as he's in the White House bla bla bla..."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:40 PM (9dh/m)

104 >>Who's Inside My Wife?


'Big Bucks, No Cooties aaaaaand STOP!'

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:40 PM (25b0D)

105 88

Ever notice how the This Old House hosts are kinda like the Doctor Whos of the building trades?

There's been, what, 3 hosts of This Old House? All of them do the same thing, say the same stupid things, and act the same.

The hosts are interchangeable like Doctor Who.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (9dh/m)

Who says actors are interchangeable!

Posted by: Dick Saergent at January 22, 2018 06:40 PM (NgKpN)

106 NO ONE WOULD NOTICE.


I would.



Please clap.

Posted by: Heb! at January 22, 2018 06:40 PM (ARGJJ)

107 Ace, my friend, let me just go on the record now and say that I am against DACA and so are a lot of people I know. If by DACA you mean that people who come her illegally get any special path for citizenship other than the existing laws (i.e. be in your country of origin, go to the US embassy, get paperwork and file just like everyone else) otherwise you are here illegally and are subject to deportation. You are under 18? Fine ~ you are a ward of the state until 18 then you get returned to your country (with a nice hefty bill to that country for the services rendered for being in loco parentis for their citizen) or you can apply for a temporary work or visit visa ~ once that's done? Get the F*ck out.

The House bill allows these DACA people to be eligible for an automatically renewing work visa if they satisfy requirements ~ but no citizenship, so they cannot be deported. Meh. Could do without, but ~ I would agree to that once the wall gets built and all other immigration laws are reformed to end chain migration and stiffen every etc. and also and end to the retarded "visa lottery".

But this whole "everyone agrees its OK to let DACA folks stay?" Ahem. No. They can go f*ck themselves and their f*ckwad parents can too ~ and their sh*thole countries can EABOD. And this is not jus me talking ~ I know a LOT of people who feel this way.

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (0YSzp)

108 OT but, wow. Youngest child molested by Nasser just testified in court (she's 15). She said, "At my age, I shouldn't have to be inside a courtroom but I'm going to get real comfortable with it. I suggest you do, too." The bawls on that kid!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (14URa)

109 Who's Inside My Wife 2.0 and 3.0 and 4.0...

Posted by: Corn Flake at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (Tyii7)

110 101 Yep

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (LiyEm)

111 Nobody clap.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (Ckg4U)

112 Ace has certainly warmed to the cuck thing he once yelled at posters as racists for using....

I'm not fond of it because of the weird racial overtones a small group on the internet gave the very old word but I can't think of a better one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (39g3+)

113 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?


It ain't the Gorilla Channel.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (LV3VM)

114 >>I'm willing to let people who were brought here as little kids, who have lived productive lives and been reasonably solid citizens to cut in line.


Nope.

GTFO

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (25b0D)

115 I don't think Graham wants to tangle with PDT..men with more testosterone have tried it and come away fried and pickled.

Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (a0IVu)

116 The laws already on the books.

#amnesty1986

Posted by: The Lion of the Senate. at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (1ubE4)


Actually, one quick look around and you start to conclude DACA 2.0 has already been accomplished! It's DACA 3.0+ that worries me.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (gwPgz)

117 I'm Outlier

Posted by: Tony Curtis at January 22, 2018 06:42 PM (gfh9Z)

118
Become a citizen or stay the hell out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Give them jury duty every day for six months. Now do you want to become a citizen?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 06:42 PM (ds2oz)

119 Lindsey's on the long left side tail.

Posted by: geoffb at January 22, 2018 06:42 PM (zOpu5)

120 112 The racial overtones come from porn.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:42 PM (LiyEm)

121 Flake's wife plays Tic-Tac-Blow.

Posted by: Wink Martindale at January 22, 2018 06:42 PM (89T5c)

122 Nope.

GTFO

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (25b0D)


But we're sure they'll be turning their lives around any minute now!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 06:43 PM (gwPgz)

123 Is that Jeff Flake show still on? Because it sounds good.

Posted by: Silly Boy at January 22, 2018 06:43 PM (Q3oNv)

124 *TIME OUT!*

-Andy Reid

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:43 PM (Ckg4U)

125 Mitch is really coming out of his shell lately. Held Garland off the Supreme Court allowing for Gorsuch and now he shoves Schumer's stupid shutdown right up his chuck.

Not bad for a RINO.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:43 PM (AfcYG)

126 The problem is that in D.C. Lindsey is not the outlier among the GOP of the cesspool known as the Capitol.

Posted by: buzzion at January 22, 2018 06:43 PM (lKs2v)

127 I like trains.

Posted by: Jeff Flake's wife at January 22, 2018 06:43 PM (HgMAr)

128 means that if you're in my country illegally, you are to go back home and get in line like everyone else. You won't get any special favors because your parents broke our laws to bring you here.

I'm willing to let people who were brought here as little kids, who have lived productive lives and been reasonably solid citizens to cut in line. But still get in line. Become a citizen or stay the hell out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January




Slippery. Slope. Nope.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:44 PM (MTjB1)

129 You are under 18? Fine ~ you are a ward of the state until 18 then you get returned to your country (with a nice hefty bill to that country for the services rendered for being in loco parentis for their citizen) or you can apply for a temporary work or visit visa ~ once that's done? Get the F*ck out.

No, deport them, too. Who cares how old they are? They came with family or have family there. Send em back.

Just like "anchor babies" no, you don't get to stay and get welfare for your new nino. You ALL get deported and stay out. If your nino at 18 wants to come to the USA alone, ok then they can. But for the rest of you: get in line.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:44 PM (39g3+)

130 I have questions as to whether Graham is really a human being. And he's questioning other people as an outlier?

Posted by: MAGA at January 22, 2018 06:44 PM (LnOh3)

131 Over 100 so I can go OT, right?

Just saw news that PA's supreme court declared the state's congressional map unconstitutional due to gerrymandering. Going to restructure the map (I assume to wipe Republican districts off the map and give Trump less of a chance to win in 2020)

They act like only the GOP does this, hah! If they un-gerrymandered NYC, Charlie Rangel would have lost his seat long ago due to Harlem turning Latino.

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 06:44 PM (hvf9s)

132 Lindsey is more "in the closet liar."

Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2018 06:44 PM (7JbXq)

133 Steve Miller should open all his press conferences with "Living in the USA".

Posted by: tu3031 at January 22, 2018 06:44 PM (O5Q3r)

134 Some day Lindsey will come out and proud and switch parties....

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (LiyEm)

135 "Ever notice how the This Old House hosts are kinda like the Doctor Whos of the building trades? "

Hey, don't you go dissing on This Old House. I love dat show.

Posted by: Silly Boy at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (Q3oNv)

136 "Who's Inside My Wife?"
-----------------

I'm old enough to remember when Ace thought the "cuck" slur was Seriously You Guys racist.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (xN1DB)

137 I also support illegals serving in the military being allowed to become citizens upon a full term of service with a good record. Allowing criminals the choice between jail time and military service has a long and honorable history.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (39g3+)

138 Look, DACA kids have a leg up on everyone in their home countries at the expense of the US Taxpayer.

They have stolen enough.

Kick them out.

Remove every last person in this Country that is not a Lawful Citizen or a Valid Visa Holder.

Then, spend the nest 10 years integrating all of the fleas we have let in from the 3rd world.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (25b0D)

139 Lindsey has "closet hair".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (Ckg4U)

140 re 125: maybe he realized that Trump really is the head of the real winning team.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (ILitO)

141 131 Ah that's why Pennsylvania Supreme Court was the number one "Trending" news on Facebook...

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (LiyEm)

142 Jeff Fake is the poor man's Wink Martindale.

Who's inside my wife? Uh, Anthony Weiner? Al Frankenstein? John Conyers? Bill Clinton?

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (lsfS3)

143 ...and a mouth shaped like a cock.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (Ckg4U)

144 Gerrymandering is kind of dumb these days, people are too mobile and move around too much. You get your district all perfect and half the people aren't there next time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (39g3+)

145 Jeff Flake is actually the Lost Kennedy. And by lost I mean, the asshole Kennedy. And by Kennedy I mean, all the Kennedys.

Posted by: Silly Boy at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (Q3oNv)

146 93 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January

BBC
Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM
-----------------------

Oh my goodness you win the comments forevermore.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (xN1DB)

147 Steve Miller should open all his press conferences with "Living in the USA".
Posted by: tu3031 at January




Living in America is an order of magnitude better. Much more Trumpian


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5BL4RNFr58

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (MTjB1)

148 137. Give 'em the Roman Army deal - 20 years in the legions. Citizenship thereafter.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (fA1SL)

149 stop child trafficking
any incentives to move kuds here just encos the traffy

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (hMwEB)

150 Graham must have one of the safest seats against being Primaried, if he's the designated point-man for what the GOPe wants but the rank and file are against.

Posted by: davidt at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (Vl5bQ)

151 Mean Ace is the best Ace.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (WbIyz)

152 >>maybe he realized that Trump really is the head of the real winning team.

Maybe. Or maybe he was never as bad as some people thought he was. He did the Garland thing long before Trump was president.

Right now the left is saying the exact same things about Schumer that everyone said when the Republicans shutdown the government and then had to cave.

Elections and majorities matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (AfcYG)

153 But we're sure they'll be turning their lives around any minute now!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 06:

Sad. But it occurred to me today while listening to a Shelby Steele interview.

A greater percentage of the DACA kids (and their parents) are more invested than the AA kids.

Posted by: Golfman at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (1ubE4)

154
I read somewhere Wink Martindale is quite conservative.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (9dh/m)

155 Cheap labor that votes 100 percent uni-party = GOPe fantasy cum true

Posted by: Max Power at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (llxrS)

156 I wouldn't duck her with a stolen dick.

Posted by: Gene Rayburn at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (89T5c)

157 I don't understand Grahamnsty's obsession with illegal aliens. Does he have a lover or love child{ren} that is an illegal alien?

Posted by: Locke Common at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (DJ/XX)

158 >>What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January

BBC
Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM
-----------------------

>>Oh my goodness you win the comments forevermore.



I JUST GOT IT!



Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (25b0D)

159

Lindsay Graham:


Not Yet "Out" But a Confirmed LIAR


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (mbhDw)

160 You get your district all perfect and half the people aren't there next time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (39g3+)

Sure they are.

Look, see all those names on the voter rolls? Those are called Democrats.

Posted by: Democrat Ward Boss 2.0 at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (wYseH)

161 stop child trafficking
any incentives to move kuds here just encos the traffy
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January




stupid kids have no business being in the streets. slows down traffic.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (MTjB1)

162 Game Show Host Who Are Conseratives (at the core):

Chuck Woolery
Pat Sajak
Drew Carey
Wink Martindale
Bob Barker (sort of)
Hugh Downs
Steve Harvey (not really but sort of)
Jeff Flake's Neighbor

Posted by: Silly Boy at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (Q3oNv)

163

Which Ace is best Ace?

Mean Ace is best Ace.


Which Ace is best Ace?

High Test Ace is best Ace.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (9dh/m)

164 Outlier, Ha! I can out lie the both of them and pork Lyndsey at the same time.

Posted by: Johnny Mac McBrain at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (E3678)

165 136 "Who's Inside My Wife?"
-----------------

I'm old enough to remember when Ace thought the "cuck" slur was Seriously You Guys racist.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (xN1DB)

Well unfortunately porn gets to define the language far to often. I do not blame ace.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (2DOZq)

166 Little Jeffy Flake. Still trying to get back at all the means kids at school that made fun of your last name?

Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (gbWkA)

167 Don't look now Jeff but I think Raul Grijhalva (sp) just went in the back door.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (UbVvc)

168
our little Ace has become a legit Alpha

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (9dh/m)

169

DACA 2.0 - Electric Boogaloo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (IqV8l)

170 >> Give 'em the Roman Army deal - 20 years in the legions. Citizenship thereafter.



I don't know...the Italians will be pretty pissed at us.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (25b0D)

171 No DACA.
It is deferred action against children (through no fault of their own) who were brought there (through no fault of their own) - and now it is time to take action - because it is not my f*ing fault either.
If Trump and the GOP don't take action to deport all the children (through no fault of their own) the next time there is a democrat president there will be an executive action that makes this one look like -- oh Reagan in the 80's?

Posted by: Batterup at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (mtGE/)

172 Some people call him the Gangster of Love.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (WbIyz)

173 >>> Ah that's why Pennsylvania Supreme Court was the number one "Trending" news on Facebook...
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (LiyEm)

I thought FB was getting rid of news hits? Zuckerburg, stop mulling running for preezy and get your site in order. Also fix your algorithms and stop putting ppl at the top of my news feed I have no interest in seeing everyday, but am obligated to follow (ie lefty friends and fam.)

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 06:50 PM (hvf9s)

174
btw, did you hear this?

MARVEL has ENDED ALL their queer comics.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:50 PM (9dh/m)

175 Middle of last thread was kinda napping out, now whats this about Stevie Miller?

I want to fly like a Eagle, to the sea

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 06:50 PM (aC6Sd)

176 My keyboard wuz hacked

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 06:50 PM (hMwEB)

177
Which Ace is best Ace?

Mean Ace is best Ace.


Which Ace is best Ace?

High Test Ace is best Ace.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January




Which Ace is best Ace?

Leaded Ace is best Ace.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:50 PM (MTjB1)

178
The entire homo comic book line is mort.

Why?


NO SALES.

NO INTEREST.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:50 PM (9dh/m)

179 I also support illegals serving in the military being allowed to become citizens upon a full term of service with a good record. Allowing criminals the choice between jail time and military service has a long and honorable history.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (39g3+)

Only if they already speak English, and have no other criminal background... and have some education.

The military does not really need cannon fodder anymore. Every job needs at least some technical abilities.

Using the Military to Educate Illegals? Well lets just say I can't see them surviving the ship board environments I know pretty well.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 06:51 PM (NgKpN)

180 What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January

BBC
Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (g4lFK)

Calling Big Ben. Why is this funny?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 06:51 PM (z79tQ)

181 letting the daca kids stay is like letting the kids of some robber keep the proceeds from his crime.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:51 PM (MTjB1)

182 Here is MY DACA Proposal,

End Chain Migration.
End Visa Lottery
Qualified Immigrants Only
Build the Wall

DACANS can renew their temporary visas. Any DACAN with a felony or misdemeanor beyond a parking ticket goes home. Any Dacan on welfare goes home. They can apply for citizenship, and after the wall is built and the border is secure to MY satisfaction, we can discuss amnesty in 2030.

Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (4dz1m)

183 maybe he realized that Trump really is the head of the real winning team.

Maybe. Or maybe he was never as bad as some people thought he was. He did the Garland thing long before Trump was president.

Right now the left is saying the exact same things about Schumer that everyone said when the Republicans shutdown the government and then had to cave.

Elections and majorities matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (AfcYG)


I think he's got Trump's wind behind his back.
And Trump is showing him what leadership is.
And the Trump administration, with all it's internal issues, is winning, and that is contagious, and makes people more confident.

It comes from the top.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (fceHP)

184 The other reason the Democrats want DACA is they don't want anyone who has been here to go back & have the wherewithal to overthrow their puppet rulers in of the shitholes in Central & South America.

Posted by: Batterup at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (mtGE/)

185 Schumer's problem is that he never had to negotiate with someone who has spent several decades bargaining with politicians, bureaucrats, unions and subcontractors in several states are well as a foreign gov't or two.

And people like Schumer don't understand what Trump does understand: you don't make a deal that's bad for you just so you can boast that you made a deal.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (ILitO)

186 errymandering is kind of dumb these days, people are too mobile and move around too much. You get your district all perfect and half the people aren't there next time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (39g3+)


That is what you think.

Posted by: US 4th Circuit at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (1ubE4)

187 120 112 The racial overtones come from porn.
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:42 PM (LiyEm)


A very tiny subset of porn, too, which most people have never seen or have any interest in.

Since the Left always plays the race card, I'm inclined to think the people who say "you can't use the word cuck because it's racist" just prove themselves to be cucks.

(I don't mean ace. He didn't start it.)

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

188 180 Umm ,BBC has another meaning than British Broadcasting Corporation...

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (LiyEm)

189 Here is MY DACA Proposal,

End Chain Migration.
End Visa Lottery
Qualified Immigrants Only
Build the Wall

DACANS can renew their temporary visas. Any DACAN with a felony or misdemeanor beyond a parking ticket goes home. Any Dacan on welfare goes home. They can apply for citizenship, and after the wall is built and the border is secure to MY satisfaction, we can discuss amnesty in 2030.
Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (4dz1m)


e-verify

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (fceHP)

190 137
I also support illegals serving in the military being allowed to become
citizens upon a full term of service with a good record. Allowing
criminals the choice between jail time and military service has a long
and honorable history.

I doubt very many in the military would want to serve next to fvckheads who hate Americans and America. There have been enough grenades rolled into tents already.

Posted by: dartist at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (nisXv)

191

_lake's_ w_f_ su_ks c_ck f_r b__ _ r m_ney

Posted by: Pat Sajak at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (89T5c)

192 Breitbart was wrong. Its not just the comments: Who's Inside My Wife? made me laugh my ass off.

Posted by: California Red at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (AzsM3)

193
Who knew there'd be no readers for a comic book about a brown-skinned lesbo immigrant college student.


Seriously, that was one of them.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (9dh/m)

194 I'd toss every mothers son of the 'dreamers' back where their parents came from, but am not holding my breath on that

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (aC6Sd)

195 112 Ace has certainly warmed to the cuck thing he once yelled at posters as racists for using....

I'm not fond of it because of the weird racial overtones a small group on the internet gave the very old word but I can't think of a better one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (39g3+)

Yep. Goes back to the 13th century and was used by Chaucer and Shakespeare.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

196 >>> Game Show Host Who Are Conseratives (at the core):
Pat Sajak

Love his trollish twitter feed. Caught Wheel of Fortune over the holidays with fam. He got sassy at some point! I like it. Glad he seems to be in IDGAF mode now.

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (hvf9s)

197 Umm ,BBC has another meaning than British Broadcasting Corporation...

okay.. care to enlighten the ignorant here?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (dUJdY)

198 I doubt the Dems were truly upset that Garland was held up.They expected Hillary to win and they would have put up a more radical leftist....

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (LiyEm)

199 Here is my DACA deal - GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY AND DO NOT COME BACK UNLESS IT IS DONE LEGALLY.
The end.

Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (gbWkA)

200 "Who's Inside My Wife?"

Don't know anything about his wife. Taking disgust for one person out on another is unhordesmanlike.
Rubs the wrong way.

Hey, Lyndsey baby, come here.

Posted by: Johnny Mac McBrain at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (E3678)

201 Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:43 PM (AfcYG)
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Well there you are. We had the FBI thread and it's in your wheelhouse and you were nowhere to be found, and it was scaring me.



Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (kNasr)

202 Who knew there'd be no readers for a comic book about a brown-skinned lesbo immigrant college student.


Seriously, that was one of them.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM


Which one?

Posted by: otho at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (qGuLD)

203 >>Goes back to the 13th century and was used by Chaucer and Shakespeare.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (NWiLs)


Both rabid anti-semites.

I assume you are a big fan.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (25b0D)

204 any truth to the rumor that Flake's wife has a tattoo on her thigh that reads "Pull Forward For Valet Parking"?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (w0xwb)

205 MARVEL has ENDED ALL their queer comics.

RACISM!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

206 Calling Big Ben. Why is this funny?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 06:51 PM (z79tQ)


always check urban dictionary first

moron rule #...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (fceHP)

207 Who knew there'd be no readers for a comic book about a brown-skinned lesbo immigrant college student.


Seriously, that was one of them.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM


Which one?
Posted by: otho at January




she was Fist of Social Justice or something

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (MTjB1)

208 Oh Honey, he's just a good friend.









(snickers)

Posted by: Mrs Flake at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (Vl5bQ)

209 Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

I would not subscribe it as a tiny subset.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (2DOZq)

210 John Lindsay Graham.

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (9Mqkr)

211 We shouldn't even separate these groups any longer with bullshit like "Dreamers"

I'm sure every illegal has some heart breaking story, I still want them to GTFO.

99.9% of illegal immigration is about one thing. Money

These people wanted more money and were willing to sneak into our country and break our laws to get it.

I'm only interested in a deal that flips the script forever on illegals. Otherwise, just keep the status quo of dreamers being illegals like the rest and keep rounding them up.

Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (lKmt3)

212 197 Umm ,BBC has another meaning than British Broadcasting Corporation...

okay.. care to enlighten the ignorant here?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (dUJdY)


A size, a color, a male body part.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (mbhDw)

213

Rax Roast Beef used to have a BBC. Beef, Bacon and Cheese.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (IqV8l)

214 197 Umm ,BBC has another meaning than British Broadcasting Corporation...

okay.. care to enlighten the ignorant here?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (dUJdY)

Big Black, um, rooster.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (NWiLs)

215 Hmmm.. I'm an "outlier" ... always thought of this being a feature, not a bug... the thing about outliers, we usually don't march off cliffs....

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (zSVEm)

216 Game Show Host Who Are Conseratives (at the core): Pat Sajak

Love his trollish twitter feed.


A couple of years ago, I swear he was actively trying to get canned.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (LV3VM)

217 >>I like trains.

Posted by: Jeff Flake's wife

My kind of girl!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (2cuLk)

218 size, a color, a male body part.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January




uh, spotted dick?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (MTjB1)

219 Rich Zeoli on 1210am is sure most Democrats really don't want to settle DACA because it would be one less cudgel to use

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (aC6Sd)

220
Dated John Lindsay's niece for a bit back in the early-mid 80s. Sweet thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (mbhDw)

221 16 Ace has certainly warmed to the cuck thing he once yelled at posters as racists for using....
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM

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I think it must have been the "Paolo the Wifehunter" episode that did it. It made him realize that modern leftism is actually, literally about letting some dude bang your wife.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (xN1DB)

222 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (mbhDw)

lol.. thanks!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (dUJdY)

223 194 I'd toss every mothers son of the 'dreamers' back where their parents came from, but am not holding my breath on that
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (aC6Sd)

The Cacadevaca-Kuhscheiss treaty of 1835, ratified by the United Nations in 1836, effectively ended legal dreaming in all nations save for the United States.

Read a book sometimes, people. Jeez.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (T28di)

224 okay.. care to enlighten the ignorant here?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (dUJdY)
---
Big Black Cuck...

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (w0xwb)

225 If they were brought here as children then what has happened to those that brought them?

Because if illegal Ramon and Lupe brought little Jaime age 2 when the coyote delivered them to the van in the Arizona desert, they were all illegal, right?

And Ramon and Lupe should have been caught long ago and sent back with little Jaime.

But no, they have all been living on fake IDs and the cash economy and finding ways to such the big teat of the Fed, but because we're nice, we are supposed to let Jaime, now 19, stay?

And sponsor in his whole fucking extended family?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (U6f54)

226 170 >> Give 'em the Roman Army deal - 20 years in the legions. Citizenship thereafter.



I don't know...the Italians will be pretty pissed at us.

------------

If I was a European (-eeewwww), I would happily trade the European Immigrants for our Immigrants.

At least most of ours are nominally Christian and Westernized.

Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (4dz1m)

227 203 >>Goes back to the 13th century and was used by Chaucer and Shakespeare.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (NWiLs)


Both rabid anti-semites.

I assume you are a big fan.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (25b0D)

I burn a cross every night at their shrine.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

228 "my goodness



Turtle is now even acting like one. Moving slow, talking really really slow, pausing at odd places. Maybe he's morphing."

One could only hope...
Like Morphing into Gamera baby. Steppin' on shit and showin' who's boss.

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (R2gO3)

229 210 John Lindsay Graham.
Posted by: mercenary13 at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (9Mqkr)

@220...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (mbhDw)

230 The entire homo comic book line is mort. Why?
NO SALES. NO INTEREST.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:50 PM (9dh/m)

Stop teasing me! Next you'll say that they are going to stop making Iron Man a young black girl. (Or Iron Heart or whatevs her name is.)

Link? If this is on the conservative comic youtube channel I learned about from here, I am behind, bettah catch up!

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (hvf9s)

231 okay.. care to enlighten the ignorant here?
-------
Big Black Rooster.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (Vl5bQ)

232 >>Well there you are. We had the FBI thread and it's in your wheelhouse and you were nowhere to be found, and it was scaring me.

I'm up visiting the polar bears in Maine.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (AfcYG)

233 I also support illegals serving in the military being allowed to become
citizens upon a full term of service with a good record. Allowing
criminals the choice between jail time and military service has a long
and honorable history.

I doubt very many in the military would want to serve next to fvckheads who hate Americans and America. There have been enough grenades rolled into tents already.
Posted by: dartist

More philapina nurses, is ok

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (yM/Yl)

234 I was inside Jeff Flake's wife, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (+lOpA)

235 cuck

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says cuck... at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (Tyii7)

236 I'm glad this shit show took the heat off of me for the moment.

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (r9UYA)

237 223 194 I'd toss every mothers son of the 'dreamers' back where their parents came from, but am not holding my breath on that
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (aC6Sd)

The Cacadevaca-Kuhscheiss treaty of 1835, ratified by the United Nations in 1836, effectively ended legal dreaming in all nations save for the United States.

Read a book sometimes, people. Jeez.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (T28d


The Cacazotte-Scheisshausen Accord in 1887 superseded it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (mbhDw)

238 234 I was inside Jeff Flake's wife, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (+lOpA)

What else was up in there?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

239 And I guess this begs the question.. what do I not know about Jeff Flakes wife?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (dUJdY)

240 lol.. thanks!
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (dUJdY)
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Jewells, I had no idea either, and I sure wasn't about to go to urban dictionary. I don't know how all these guys know this stuff. And I don't think I really want to know. I pretty much know nothing and I'd like it to stay that way.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (kNasr)

241 A couple of years ago, I swear he was actively trying to get canned.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM
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The core audience for Wheel of Fortune is people who can spell words and who are old enough to think that Vanna White is still a young piece of ass. I'd say the only more conservative TV audience out there is Hannity's.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (xN1DB)

242
76 Flake's wife looks like she is his sister.
Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (g4lFK)









Talk about a hanging curve........

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (eXA4G)

243 Give 'em the Roman Army deal - 20 years in the legions. Citizenship thereafter.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (fA1SL)



They are invaders that the Democrats are using to take over our country. Why are we letting invaders join our army? Why do we trust that criminals have a sense of ethics so that we arm them and entrust them to defend our country and our values? I expect Germany to start recruiting Muslims en masse into their army at some point. I'd hope we have more sense.

Posted by: Bear phone at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (0BFUD)

244 Maybe. Or maybe he was never as bad as some people thought he was. He did the Garland thing long before Trump was president.

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Once again. McConnell's Garland calculation was that Hillary would win. He opposed Garland for conservative cred from the rubes fully expecting a failure theater loss to President Hillary.

Posted by: MAGA at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (LnOh3)

245
Frank Zappa recorded a tune that was a slap at Peter Frampton's "I'm In You" called "I Have Been In You."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (mbhDw)

246 Big Blue Clavicle

Posted by: Paul Bunyon at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (A2HP/)

247
If I was a European (-eeewwww), I would happily trade the European Immigrants for our Immigrants.

At least most of ours are nominally Christian and Westernized.
Posted by: rd


And natural conservatives.

/s

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (IqV8l)

248 Jewells, I had no idea either, and I sure wasn't about to go to urban dictionary. I don't know how all these guys know this stuff. And I don't think I really want to know. I pretty much know nothing and I'd like it to stay that way.
Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (kNasr)

You only pretend to be sweet and innocent. We know you're a stone-cold shot caller with a whole stash of sharpened sporks.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)

249
Which one?

Posted by: otho



I dunno.


Dyke Girl??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (9dh/m)

250 >>"I Have Been In You."


Sheik Yerboutti

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (A2HP/)

251 I rate the FBI somewhere under Department of education in useful organizations

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (aC6Sd)

252 What else was up in there?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (NWiLs)


A Scooby Doo fridge magnet.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (+lOpA)

253 What the latest flood of illegals has taught too many is the in-your-face personal experience of 25 to a house, trash that, take a year to evict, then just move to another house in the subdivision, craptastic drivers, and being looked down on IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY. people are fed up with this.

I know I am.

Posted by: Texican ette at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (scbJ5)

254 I'm up visiting the polar bears in Maine.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (AfcYG)
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Glad you're okay. Although I'm not sure why you'd want to be in Maine this time of year - RI not cold enough for you?

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (kNasr)

255 More philapina nurses, is ok

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (yM/Yl)
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not if you've ever had to w*rk with them.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (w0xwb)

256 129 Chris Taylor

yes agree to deporting DACA jagoffs if their relatives can be located etc. ~ if they cannot ~ they become wards as I said and returned when they are 18 with really hefty bill ( I think $10M US for each ~ you know ~ taking into account the excellent education that their home country will now be able to take advantage of etc. etc.). Oh you don't want to pay Mexico? Well then guess you will not get any cross border bank transactions and all assets are frozen.

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (0YSzp)

257 >>Once again. McConnell's Garland calculation was that Hillary would win. He opposed Garland for conservative cred from the rubes fully expecting a failure theater loss to President Hillary.

Ok then.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (AfcYG)

258 Bluebell, you would think I would have heard it all between my husband and his 2 brothers.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (dUJdY)

259 You only pretend to be sweet and innocent. We know you're a stone-cold shot caller with a whole stash of sharpened sporks.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)
--------

I honestly didn't even know what a shiv was until you guys accused me of having one.

I just destroyed all my street cred, didn't I.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (kNasr)

260 I'm a big fan of Chaucerr and Shakespeare, but not because they were Anti Semites but because they were brilliant writers. The only people back them who weren't anti Semites were Semites.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (8+Ozj)

261 I honestly didn't even know what a shiv was until you guys accused me of having one.

I just destroyed all my street cred, didn't I.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (kNasr)

You can drop the act, convict. We know the truth.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (NWiLs)

262 The thing about Sessions and Ryan and McConnell... they have the jobs right now, so when they get anything right, give 'em an ear scratch, and an extra Marrobone... can't hurt...

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (zSVEm)

263 I don't know how all these guys know this stuff.

Megatonnage throw weight.
The western theological tradition of St. Augustine.
Porn.

We are Renaissance Morons.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (LV3VM)

264 I'll take Giving The Dog A Bone for $400 Alex

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (nFwvY)

265 Why doesn't Lindsay Graham just because a Democrat?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (8+Ozj)

266 253. Yep. REMOVE BURRITO.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (fA1SL)

267 bluebell carries a shiv?

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (+lOpA)

268 Okay, well I do know what a shiv is.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 07:03 PM (dUJdY)

269 >> I honestly didn't even know what a shiv was until you guys accused me of having one.


...says the contributor of the Pruno Recipe in the Deplorable Gourmet.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:03 PM (lJhja)

270 257 >>Once again. McConnell's Garland calculation was that Hillary would win. He opposed Garland for conservative cred from the rubes fully expecting a failure theater loss to President Hillary.

Ok then.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (AfcYG)

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Your welcome.

Posted by: MAGA at January 22, 2018 07:03 PM (LnOh3)

271 259 You only pretend to be sweet and innocent. We know you're a stone-cold shot caller with a whole stash of sharpened sporks.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)
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I honestly didn't even know what a shiv was until you guys accused me of having one.

I just destroyed all my street cred, didn't I.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (kNasr)
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Riiiiiiight. Ask her about shims.

Posted by: Weasel at January 22, 2018 07:03 PM (Sfs6o)

272 265 Why doesn't Lindsay Graham just because a Democrat?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (8+Ozj)

Probably figures he can do more damage as an infiltrator.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 07:03 PM (NWiLs)

273 255

More philapina nurses, is ok

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (yM/Yl)
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not if you've ever had to w*rk with them.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (w0xwb)

Bad, huh??

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 07:03 PM (zSVEm)

274 238 234 I was inside Jeff Flake's wife, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (+lOpA)

What else was up in there?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

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The barrel.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 22, 2018 07:03 PM (gC2IV)

275 Jewells carries a shiv?

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (+lOpA)

276 Maybe. Or maybe he was never as bad as some people thought he was. He did the Garland thing long before Trump was president.

Right now the left is saying the exact same things about Schumer that everyone said when the Republicans shutdown the government and then had to cave.

Elections and majorities matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (AfcYG)

I think he's got Trump's wind behind his back.
And Trump is showing him what leadership is.
And the Trump administration, with all it's internal issues, is winning, and that is contagious, and makes people more confident.

It comes from the top.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (fceHP)


Would there have been a government shutdown if Hillary was president? Would there have been a government shutdown with another republican as president? I think the answer is no. There would have been no spine in McConnell. Maybe some sort of hold up in the House but I doubt it.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (lKs2v)

277 >>Riiiiiiight. Ask her about shims.

and pruno.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (r9UYA)

278
Soory, no link for the gay marvel news. I heard it on the radio.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (9dh/m)

279 >>Glad you're okay. Although I'm not sure why you'd want to be in Maine this time of year - RI not cold enough for you?


I used to live up here. It's only cold outside.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (AfcYG)

280 189 Here is MY DACA Proposal,

End Chain Migration.
End Visa Lottery
Qualified Immigrants Only
Build the Wall

DACANS can renew their temporary visas. Any DACAN with a felony or misdemeanor beyond a parking ticket goes home. Any Dacan on welfare goes home. They can apply for citizenship, and after the wall is built and the border is secure to MY satisfaction, we can discuss amnesty in 2030.
Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (4dz1m)

e-verify
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (fceHP)

End sanctuary cities.
Enforce the laws.

Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (4dz1m)

281 Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (+lOpA)

and a gun

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 07:05 PM (dUJdY)

282 236 I'm glad this shit show took the heat off of me for the moment.

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (r9UYA)


Did you run out of Ambien?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2018 07:05 PM (NL6wI)

283 One guy who tweets-Bongino- had a good line

Democrats calls Americans "deplorable" and illegals "dreamers. That's all you need to know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:05 PM (8+Ozj)

284

geez, playing recorded The Five

Gutfeld got face smashed. Says he ran into a door...

Two big knobs on his head, and a messed up eye. Looks like it hurts.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 07:05 PM (fceHP)

285 The only positive personality trait of Lindsey Graham is that he has a sense of humor.

After that, "POS" and "anti American citizen" comes to mind.

Posted by: Izapole at January 22, 2018 07:05 PM (jhgxs)

286 _lake's_ w_f_ su_ks c_ck f_r b__ _ r m_ney

Posted by: Pat Sajak at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (89T5c)



I'd like to buy a vowel..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 07:05 PM (WbIyz)

287 Lindsay shrieks so much about Trump I wouldn't be surprised if he's being blackmailed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:06 PM (8+Ozj)

288 Zero Immigration. Nobody from anywhere.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 22, 2018 07:06 PM (RuIsu)

289 Diversity! #Failifornia style

http://pix11.com/2018/01/22/uber-driver-in-us-
illegally-charged-with-4-rapes/

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 07:06 PM (w0xwb)

290 Although I'm not sure why you'd want to be in Maine this time of year - RI not cold enough for you?


I used to live up here. It's only cold outside.


Bullshit. I drove up there once at the holidays while I was in the Navy to see a girl. It was cold everywhere.

Make of that what you will. And know you idiots will.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 07:06 PM (LV3VM)

291 >>uh, spotted dick?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- -

If they have vitiligo.

Posted by: Aviator at January 22, 2018 07:07 PM (2cuLk)

292 I would guess most ettes would be packing heat by now, with sound suppressors

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 07:07 PM (aC6Sd)

293 Miss Lindsey is out!

Well, good for xir! Xe should be able to live the way xe wants.

Miss Lindsey can damn well sleep with wh-

Wait. What?

Oh. Outlier....

um...well...

Never mind.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2018 07:07 PM (E3rQ4)

294 Jewells carries a shiv?


It's called a shank.

*shiftyeyes*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 07:07 PM (WbIyz)

295 >>Did you run out of Ambien?

I misplaced 5 months worth.

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 22, 2018 07:08 PM (r9UYA)

296 good news in the music world!

https://globalnews.ca/news/3979914/rush-guitarist-alex-
lifeson-says-band-is-basically-done/

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 07:08 PM (w0xwb)

297 I can't get to a thread before it's 250+ comments.

Damnit...don't you people ever eat...or pee?!

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2018 07:08 PM (Enq6K)

298 I'm willing to let people who were brought here as little kids, who have
lived productive lives and been reasonably solid citizens to cut in
line.

=====

Keep bringing this up, but families I know locally have no sympathy for their very own DACA kids. Parents worked their butts off to get citizenship (late 80s/early 90s), but some of their kids didn't even bother. Not a lot of sympathy even in my approx 40% neighborhood -- with another significant percentage from other parts of the world.


Posted by: mustbequantum at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (MIKMs)

299 Huh? What? What time is it? Where's my shiv?

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (Tyii7)

300 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 07:06 PM (LV3VM)

Damn , a preemptive deflection.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (2DOZq)

301 297 I can't get to a thread before it's 250+ comments.

Damnit...don't you people ever eat...or pee?!
Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2018 07:08 PM (Enq6K)

IV nutrition and a catheter.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (NWiLs)

302 Damnit...don't you people ever eat...or pee?!

We have the cookbook and an empty two-liter soda bottle, amateur.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (LV3VM)

303 276 Maybe. Or maybe he was never as bad as some people thought he was. He did the Garland thing long before Trump was president.

Right now the left is saying the exact same things about Schumer that everyone said when the Republicans shutdown the government and then had to cave.

Elections and majorities matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (AfcYG)

I think he's got Trump's wind behind his back.
And Trump is showing him what leadership is.
And the Trump administration, with all it's internal issues, is winning, and that is contagious, and makes people more confident.

It comes from the top.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (fceHP)


Would there have been a government shutdown if Hillary was president? Would there have been a government shutdown with another republican as president? I think the answer is no. There would have been no spine in McConnell. Maybe some sort of hold up in the House but I doubt it.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (lKs2v)

---------

McConnell would have made a "deal" in which President Hillary would have gotten everything she wanted in exchange for a "symbolic" debt ceiling vote on tax day April 15.


To show you how much a turd McConnell is, I've read that he's considering not even passing a budget resolution this year which will take the 51 vote reconciliation off the table.

Posted by: MAGA at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (LnOh3)

304 I think the person was correct who suggested in another thread that the Secret Service keep the FBI away from the WH. Although now I'm not even sure of the Secret Service.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (8+Ozj)

305 212 197 Umm ,BBC has another meaning than British Broadcasting Corporation...

okay.. care to enlighten the ignorant here?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (dUJdY)


A size, a color, a male body part.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (mbhDw)


Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source. I've never heard it and wonder how esoteric it is.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (Is4Ai)

306 Gerrymandering is kind of dumb these days, people are too mobile and move around too much. You get your district all perfect and half the people aren't there next time.


Why not just use the existing counties as the states already do. That's good (and close) enough for statewide elections, isn't it?

Why not for national elections?

\rhetorical (because I know why not)

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (tRaq7)

307 Bah. Thanks Soothie I'll try to find as the news spreads. Seeing the Comic SJWs melt down will be fun.

And for the record, I have no prob with gay characters in comics or fiction. None. Just DON'T replace or retcon an established character to try to make them happen. Don't make them a mary sue. Keep the # of gay ppl in the story about the same as established demographics, so say roughly one in ten of the characters. Not all or half. In large cities of course that # can increase a bit.

And above all, for goodness sake make them NOT BORING or cliche. Let them have interests and personality quirks that have nothing to do with who they want to sleep with. This is not hard people!

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (hvf9s)

308 what a DAMN shame...

https://truepundit.com/feds-surge-daca-recipients-
losing-protections-crimes-thousands-convicted-charged/

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (w0xwb)

309 The dreamers are all valedictorians, so they will have no problem passing a tough civics test, and shedding their Mexican (or whatever) foreign citizenship. And as adult valedictorians, they surely have a full time job ... so no welfare for 20 years.

And they can only survive in America not Mexico, so no chain migration of their friends, if they prefer Mexican friends, there is a country south of here that is full of them.

In the end, we need no more from the third world ever, but certainly not till all our black neighborhoods are healthy and producing their own valedictorians, instead of becoming gang members that must fight the Mexican gangs.

Who can be against Law and Order? that is really the question for the lawless left (and for our FBI/IC)

Posted by: illiniwek at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (otAqJ)

310 Jewells carries a shiv?

------

Seriously, Doesn't Everyone carry some sort of weapon?

Maybe not a handgun, but a knife, mace, or something?

Why Not?

Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (4dz1m)

311 Compromise on DACA now, and there will be no end of it. Doesn't matter what the deal says.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (ypSy2)

312 Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source. I've never heard it and wonder how esoteric it is.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (Is4Ai)

No, it's a sub-genre of pr0n.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (NWiLs)

313 305
Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source. I've never heard it and wonder how esoteric it is.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (Is4Ai)


It is a porn category. Or so I have been told.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (mbhDw)

314 >>Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source.


Pretty sure they all came from Africa.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (2sJhm)

315 Here is MY DACA Proposal,

End Chain Migration.
End Visa Lottery
Qualified Immigrants Only
Build the Wall

DACANS can renew their temporary visas. Any DACAN with a felony or misdemeanor beyond a parking ticket goes home. Any Dacan on welfare goes home. They can apply for citizenship, and after the wall is built and the border is secure to MY satisfaction, we can discuss amnesty in 2030.
Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (4dz1m)

e-verify
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Landmines

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2018 07:11 PM (yM/Yl)

316 I have trouble understanding why the Rhinos insist on kowtowing to an insane and marginalized Democratic Party and an utterly discredited media.
I have this feeling the use of the word kowtowing is either racist or cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 22, 2018 07:11 PM (nBr1j)

317 Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (Is4Ai)

Just another porn world acronym.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 07:11 PM (2DOZq)

318 The jig just might be up. There are too many hatefacts out there.

Trump and crew will do DACA and in the process fucking gut the 1965 Immigration Act.


All well and good...

Posted by: prescient11 at January 22, 2018 07:11 PM (q+HNC)

319 Senator John Kennedy, R-LA (I never heard of him before) was just on Hardball on MSNBC, and he was a a fire-breather. No DACA/Dreamer amnesty without a wall, and end of chain migration, and merit-based immigration screening, and if anyone thinks a DACA-amnesty only bill gets approved by the Senate, they are crazy.

Wow. Maybe this guy has always been like this on immigration, or maybe PDT is stiffening the spine of many R's in DC.

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 07:11 PM (AMIL/)

320 Riiiiiiight. Ask her about shims.

and pruno.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (r9UYA)

And her prison suitcase.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2018 07:12 PM (EoRCO)

321 Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source. I've never heard it and wonder how esoteric it is.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (Is4Ai)
---

pretty sure the answer is no, not us, but yes, you're sheltered.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 07:12 PM (w0xwb)

322 Here is my DACA Opening Proposal: You get nothing. Go back and liberate your countries.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 07:12 PM (WbIyz)

323 316 I have trouble understanding why the Rhinos insist on kowtowing to an insane and marginalized Democratic Party and an utterly discredited media.

Because the GOPe mostly agrees.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 22, 2018 07:12 PM (ypSy2)

324 >>> I have trouble understanding why the Rhinos insist on kowtowing to an insane and marginalized Democratic Party and an utterly discredited media.

Stockholm syndrome?

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 07:12 PM (hvf9s)

325 >>Bullshit. I drove up there once at the holidays while I was in the Navy to see a girl. It was cold everywhere.

I was skiing with a couple buddies at Sugarloaf way back when on a day when it was reading 20 below at the lodge. There were only about 30 of us on the whole mountain which was awesome.

We were skiing mostly from the summit to the mid station. We got in line at the mid station lift and there only a couple guys in front of us. And then there was only one as one of the guys dropped dead from a massive heat attack right on the spot.

We called it a day after two more runs. No sense twisting fate.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 07:13 PM (AfcYG)

326 The #2 counterintelligence official at the FBI sent 50,000 texts to his mistress on an unsecure phone while pretending to be very worried about Russian hacking attempts and "kompromat" on Trump.

Sean Davis (@seanmdav) January 22, 2018

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 07:13 PM (y3aQB)

327 All you people are connected to the internet, its a big world out there, explore it.




No wait, its probably best you don't.

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 07:13 PM (aC6Sd)

328 286 _lake's_ w_f_ su_ks c_ck f_r b__ _ r m_ney

Posted by: Pat Sajak at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (89T5c)


I'd like to buy a vowel..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 07:05 PM (WbIyz)

I wish I could tell people why I'm laughing right now.

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 07:14 PM (ANIFC)

329 324 >>> I have trouble understanding why the Rhinos insist on kowtowing to an insane and marginalized Democratic Party and an utterly discredited media.

Stockholm syndrome?
Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 07:12 PM (hvf9s)


A) they are there as the sham opposition, much like the Washington Generals were to the Harlem Globetrotters.

B) The GOP-e's main constituency, the Chamber of Commerce, wants to import cheap labor and depress wages.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:14 PM (mbhDw)

330 >>We got in line at the mid station lift and there only a couple guys in front of us. And then there was only one as one of the guys dropped dead from a massive heat attack right on the spot.


Sugarloaf? Must be nice.

We could only afford Smuggler's Notch.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:14 PM (2sJhm)

331 See if aos was a porn site all the ettes would be MILFs.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 07:14 PM (2DOZq)

332 >>> Ace has certainly warmed to the cuck thing

It's the word itself that was a problem, because cuck and cuckhold had a very specific porn context in the late 1990s (by age, this would be Ace's porn period of reference). The concept is still great comedy and apt for these guys, so Ace has just gone around using the word to avoid the racial stigma.

Posted by: wooga at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (+RSgm)

333 Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source. I've never heard it and wonder how esoteric it is.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January




google

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (MTjB1)

334 our little Ace has become a legit Alpha
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (9dh/m)

Gainz

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (rnAwa)

335 Seriously, Doesn't Everyone carry some sort of weapon?
Maybe not a handgun, but a knife, mace, or something?
Why Not?"

My Hands are Lethal Weapons!

or maybe it's my ass.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (V2Yro)

336 331 See if aos was a porn site all the ettes would be MILFs.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 07:14 PM (2DOZq)


Or GILF's as the case may be.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (mbhDw)

337 The "James Woods" Family Guy is on WTBS.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (Ckg4U)

338 good news in the music world!


Rush is out. RUSH IS OUT?!?!

Oh well, they did have a good run. They weren't my cup of tea (ELP were far better, IMHO) but they can do the other little side projects that Lifeson referred to in the article.

We enjoyed you guys.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (tRaq7)

339 320
Riiiiiiight. Ask her about shims.



and pruno.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (r9UYA)



And her prison suitcase.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2018 07:12 PM (EoRCO)

Careful, that teardrop tattoo ain't just a decoration.

Posted by: davidt at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (Vl5bQ)

340 >>Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source. I've never heard it and wonder how esoteric it is.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel

Type it in our search box, we'll show you esoteric.

Posted by: Pornhub at January 22, 2018 07:16 PM (2cuLk)

341 you know the song, big bad john? was originally written with the term BBC but radio execs would not let it out without a little rewriting.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 07:16 PM (MTjB1)

342 335 Seriously, Doesn't Everyone carry some sort of weapon?
Maybe not a handgun, but a knife, mace, or something?
Why Not?"

My Hands are Lethal Weapons!

or maybe it's my ass.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (V2Yro)


My flatus has been banned by the Geneva Convention.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:16 PM (mbhDw)

343 Ms. Lindsey: Not just outlier. The outliest.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 07:16 PM (T28di)

344 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (mbhDw)


Yeah but everyone would still be 29 so...

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 07:16 PM (2DOZq)

345 JJ Sefton hits the nail on the head. I hope the horde realizes just what Trump has to deal with.


On DACA, the behind the scenes GOPe literally has enough votes to override a veto.

So what has Trump done?? He's said ok, I'll give you DACA if you give me all of my remaining wishlist.


It's politically the best we can do. The American people do not support the mass deportation of DACA folks. He's taking lemons and making lemonade. Or, if Dems refuse to be reasonable, then the blame falls on them and DACA blows up.

We shall see...

Posted by: prescient11 at January 22, 2018 07:16 PM (q+HNC)

346 BB is the porn prefix for bareback, big black, or big and beautiful.

Posted by: wooga at January 22, 2018 07:16 PM (+RSgm)

347 One the one hand, Dems want all DACA amnesty immediately with complete open borders. One the other hand, Stephen Miller want to throw DACA illegals in a wood chipper and landmine the border. I reject both those extremes and propose sending them home to their country of origin and building a wall to keep them out. Compromise!

Posted by: MAGA at January 22, 2018 07:17 PM (LnOh3)

348 BTW, thanks Ace!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 07:17 PM (gwPgz)

349 342 My flatus has been banned by the Geneva Convention.

less mustard on the burritos, please.

Posted by: Geneva Convention at January 22, 2018 07:17 PM (v3pYe)

350 I pretty much know nothing and I'd like it to stay that way.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (kNasr)


Trust me, my dear, you'll be much happier that way!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 07:17 PM (gwPgz)

351 312 Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source. I've never heard it and wonder how esoteric it is.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (Is4Ai)

No, it's a sub-genre of pr0n.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (NWiLs)

=======
313 305
Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source. I've never heard it and wonder how esoteric it is.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (Is4Ai)

It is a porn category. Or so I have been told.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (mbhDw)


==========

314 >>Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source.


Pretty sure they all came from Africa.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (2sJhm)

=====

An answer by 3 all-stars, all in a row. A Hat Trick I may never see again. Cracking me up & I'm keeping a screen print.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 07:18 PM (Is4Ai)

352 >>Sugarloaf? Must be nice.

>>We could only afford Smuggler's Notch.

I used to be able to get a season's pass for $80 bucks.

Those were good days.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 07:18 PM (AfcYG)

353 I pretty much know nothing and I'd like it to stay that way.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (kNasr)

Trust me, my dear, you'll be much happier that way!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January




knowledge is neither good nor bad. how you employ the knowledge is what counts.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 07:18 PM (MTjB1)

354


I love how Sessions takes time away from "ncompetently doing absolutely nothing" (according to his detractors) to reminding us that he has this under control.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 07:19 PM (y3aQB)

355 Backwards Boy:

Did you hear about Rocket Lab's orbital launch from New Zealand on Saturday night? I provided some links on a couple of threads yesterday.

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 07:19 PM (sdi6R)

356 350 I pretty much know nothing and I'd like it to stay that way.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (kNasr)

I'm sure your time at aos has expanded your knowledge of the seedy side of the world a little more than you wanted.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 07:19 PM (2DOZq)

357 Bluebell - meet Mister Metokur :

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8zM6MComJ2voqjt5dxC9yZ3U2DsLfE1v

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 07:19 PM (fA1SL)

358 The Schumer Shutdown Schlonging!

How's that penis taste Schmuck?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 22, 2018 07:19 PM (3BFzK)

359 345 Posted by: prescient11 at January 22, 2018 07:16 PM (q+HNC)


I think he and folks like Steve Miller will attempt to try and have legislation crafted in such a way as to make us have raging schadenboners and act as a poison pill to the Dems, DREAMers or not. What the leadership does in the sausage making process is another story entirely.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (mbhDw)

360 Careful, that teardrop tattoo ain't just a decoration.
Posted by: davidt at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (Vl5bQ)

I never really got the whole "teardrop tattoo" thing. Don't spanish gangs use that as a marker that they've killed a guard? And don't they basically ALL have it?

So.... Why have we not read in the news about the tens of thousands of murdered prison guards?

Sounds like somebody is full of mierda.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (T28di)

361 Hold my NyQuil. I've got this.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (Tyii7)

362 I pretty much know nothing and I'd like it to stay that way.

Posted by: bluebell at January




well, you do know that you do not know what bbc porn is. going to be a restless night.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (MTjB1)

363 BB is the porn prefix BrokeBack Mountain For Ms. Grahamnesty

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (y3aQB)

364 345>> The American people do not support the mass deportation of DACA folks.

You sound confident in your statement. I for one, am certainly in favor of deporting every fucking one of them. Then their parents can tell them why they couldnt do it legally like the others that did managed to.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (90cx5)

365 "248 Jewells, I had no idea either, and I sure wasn't about to go to urban dictionary. I don't know how all these guys know this stuff. "

My wife and I have had this discussion. It's like there's this whole hidden vocabulary and known insinuations that all men are born knowing instinctively, and which most women are completely clueless about.

Maybe it first came up when we were talking about the Who and "Momma's Got a Squeezebox".

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 07:21 PM (V2Yro)

366 It's bigger on the inside.

Posted by: Dr Whogh at January 22, 2018 07:21 PM (UdKB7)

367 Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source.


Pretty sure they all came from Africa.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (2sJhm)


So, you're "Horde Curious?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:21 PM (mbhDw)

368 Here is my DACA Opening Proposal: You get nothing. Go back and liberate your countries.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 07:12 PM (WbIyz)


Perchance you have a newsletter?

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 07:21 PM (gwPgz)

369 @realDonaldTrump

Democrats have shut down our government in the interests of their far left base. They don't want to do it but are powerless!


Do you see what he is doing there?

I don't know if this is Scott Adams hypnosis, but it is something.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 22, 2018 07:21 PM (rnAwa)

370 whole "teardrop tattoo" thing. Don't spanish gangs use that as a marker that they've killed a guard? And don't they basically ALL have it?

So.... Why have we not read in the news about the tens of thousands of murdered prison guards?

Sounds like somebody is full of mierda.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January




yeesh. you get the tear drop tattoo when you are out to get revenge and kill someone. when you get the tattoo it is only an outline. when you get done with the killing you have it filled in.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 07:22 PM (MTjB1)

371 Wonder what message Trump delivered to Graham and Flake so that they would drop being Schumers bi-partisan beards?

Graham looked beat up today.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 22, 2018 07:22 PM (hOfYK)

372 Did you hear about Rocket Lab's orbital launch from
New Zealand on Saturday night? I provided some links on a couple of
threads yesterday. Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 07:19 PM (sdi6R)
=====

Ah, you are here! This am when we were talking about SMOD, the guy who did a pinpoint landing on some asteroid who was scragged for a shirt came up. I hope you know what he did and how he is still sciencing.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 22, 2018 07:22 PM (MIKMs)

373 Who's Inside My Wife is in syndication on The Gorilla Channel

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 22, 2018 07:22 PM (RKQ/v)

374 I pretty much know nothing and I'd like it to stay that way.

Posted by: bluebell at January


LOL. Good for you. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:22 PM (8+Ozj)

375 I love how Sessions takes time away from "ncompetently doing absolutely nothing" (according to his detractors) to reminding us that he has this under control.
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 07:19 PM (y3aQB)


Jeff is too busy Gettin' Shit Done to give us a report.*

*shit I learned here

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 22, 2018 07:22 PM (Oz2Jh)

376 364 345>> The American people do not support the mass deportation of DACA folks.

You sound confident in your statement. I for one, am certainly in favor of deporting every fucking one of them. Then their parents can tell them why they couldnt do it legally like the others that did managed to.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (90cx5)


There won't be any "mass deportations." Those are very charged scare-words. You just cut them off from the bennies and punish the employers and they deport themselves, mass or one by one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:22 PM (mbhDw)

377 So, you're "Horde Curious?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January




sometimes you have to wonder if horde should be spelled with a w.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 07:22 PM (MTjB1)

378 I think he and folks like Steve Miller will attempt to try and have legislation crafted in such a way as to make us have raging schadenboners and act as a poison pill to the Dems, DREAMers or not. What the leadership does in the sausage making process is another story entirely.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (mbhDw)

Customer at work demeaned Stephen Miller. 32 y.o. From Duke...

I hope he saw the eye roll.

Posted by: US 4th Circuit at January 22, 2018 07:23 PM (1ubE4)

379 You sound confident in your statement. I for one, am certainly in favor of deporting every fucking one of them. Then their parents can tell them why they couldnt do it legally like the others that did managed to.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (90cx5)


There won't be any "mass deportations." Those are very charged scare-words. You just cut them off from the bennies and punish the employers and they deport themselves, mass or one by one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January




so you have not read my raw hide inspired deportation plan?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 07:23 PM (MTjB1)

380 373 Who's Inside My Wife is in syndication on The Gorilla Channel
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 22, 2018 07:22 PM (RKQ/v)


Followed by "My Three Specula."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:23 PM (mbhDw)

381 346 BB is the porn prefix for bareback, big black, or big and beautiful.
Posted by: wooga at January 22, 2018 07:16 PM (+RSgm)

Well that's confusing. Porn sub genres should have standardized codes, like for medical records

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 07:24 PM (ANIFC)

382 "knowledge is neither good nor bad. how you employ the knowledge is what counts."

I used to believe that. Then somebody told me about Dirty Sanchez.

some knowledge is just bad. real bad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 07:24 PM (V2Yro)

383 372
This am when we were talking about SMOD, the guy who did a pinpoint landing on some asteroid who was scragged for a shirt came up. I hope you know what he did and how he is still sciencing.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 22, 2018 07:22 PM (MIKMs)


I remember that incident, but I haven't heard anything about him since then.

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

384 You have to get up pret-ty early in the morning to fool ol' Jeff.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at January 22, 2018 07:24 PM (Tyii7)

385 knowledge is neither good nor bad. how you employ the knowledge is what counts."

I used to believe that. Then somebody told me about Dirty Sanchez.

some knowledge is just bad. real bad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January




well, even then there are better and worse ways to gain knowledge.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 07:24 PM (MTjB1)

386 Did you hear about Rocket Lab's orbital launch from New Zealand on Saturday night? I provided some links on a couple of threads yesterday.

Sorry rickl, but I missed that one. I did get to see the launch from the front of stately Casa Backwardio last week tho' thanks to you.

I'll look that one up. Welcome to the club, mates!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 07:25 PM (tRaq7)

387 I've been trying to give Sessions the benefit of the doubt but his failure to say anything about the CA AG's threats and declaration of sedition is inexcusable.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 07:25 PM (2DOZq)

388 I love how Sessions takes time away from "ncompetently doing absolutely nothing" (according to his detractors) to reminding us that he has this under control.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 07:19 PM (y3aQB)


Until I see some people in jail without pensions, I'll keep believing that one of Trump's few mistakes was appointing a long time resident alligator to assist in draining the swamp!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 07:25 PM (gwPgz)

389 >> Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source.
>> I've never heard it and wonder how esoteric it is.

As has been mentioned, it's a porn term, and comes from a nasty sub-genre of it, that plays overt racial stereotypes.

IMO, it's some pretty nasty stuff.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 07:25 PM (8O3HH)

390 382 "knowledge is neither good nor bad. how you employ the knowledge is what counts."

I used to believe that. Then somebody told me about Dirty Sanchez.

some knowledge is just bad. real bad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 07:24 PM (V2Yro)


"The Aristocrats!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:25 PM (mbhDw)

391 JJ,

I'd read the twitterfeed of @notjayfivekille


He gets it. The death blow will be Trump's hints of infrastructure and trade deals to the sane Dems.

Trump will have unified the GOP completely to take a hard line on immigration and will convince the red state Dems to join. Unthinkable from 4 years ago.


But, in the end, I think some sort of DACA deal gets done and worked out, along with a ton of immigration restrictions, or the Dems go full retard and literally blow themselves up for 2018...

Posted by: prescient11 at January 22, 2018 07:25 PM (q+HNC)

392 I used to believe that. Then somebody told me about Dirty Sanchez.

some knowledge is just bad. real bad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January




have you ever learned who gg alin was?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 07:25 PM (MTjB1)

393 Ah Miss Lindsey. You can kiss my buffalo's hairy backside.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (Sda6L)

394 Interesting that TPTB are trying to re-launch Meghan-McCain-as-voice-of-young-conservatives for the 4th or 5th time. She gets a lot of play at DC and from a few devoted posters here. Not buyin' it

Posted by: artemis at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (AwPyG)

395 >>some knowledge is just bad. real bad.


Two Girls, One Cup of Knowledge

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (2sJhm)

396 364 345>> The American people do not support the mass deportation of DACA folks.

You sound confident in your statement. I for one, am certainly in favor of deporting every fucking one of them. Then their parents can tell them why they couldnt do it legally like the others that did managed to.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (90cx5)


Let's say you came here as a 4 year old illegally, and
your parents had another kid (your brother or sister) 2 years later.
WHY should you be deported when your brother/sister is a citizen?

The root of the problem is how the 14th Amendment got interpreted.

Posted by: jwb7605 at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (DofIg)

397 Dirty Sanchez is what Kobe Bryant did that got that girl to cry rape

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (hOfYK)

398 Meh. I thought Rush's previous tour was supposed to mark the end of the band, anyway. My appreciation for them went into the dumper with their C&D against Limbaugh during Flukeaquiddick. Whatevs.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (NL6wI)

399 McConnell would have made a "deal"

-
W and HW would have pissed all over themselves they'd be so anxious to "compromise" .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (+y/Ru)

400 396 364 345>> The American people do not support the mass deportation of DACA folks.

You sound confident in your statement. I for one, am certainly in favor of deporting every fucking one of them. Then their parents can tell them why they couldnt do it legally like the others that did managed to.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (90cx5)

Let's say you came here as a 4 year old illegally, and
your parents had another kid (your brother or sister) 2 years later.
WHY should you be deported when your brother/sister is a citizen?

The root of the problem is how the 14th Amendment got interpreted.
Posted by: jwb7605 at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (DofIg)

I'd be fine with chain deportation.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 07:27 PM (NWiLs)

401 sometimes you have to wonder if horde should be spelled with a w.

"Hordew?"

I don't get it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 07:27 PM (tRaq7)

402 sometimes you have to wonder if horde should be spelled with a w.
=====

I'm dying, Egypt, I'm dying . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 22, 2018 07:27 PM (MIKMs)

403 391
But, in the end, I think some sort of DACA deal gets done and worked out, along with a ton of immigration restrictions, or the Dems go full retard and literally blow themselves up for 2018...
Posted by: prescient11 at January 22, 2018 07:25 PM (q+HNC)


Considering the insane backlash against Cuck Schemer and the Dem sellouts, I bet they double down and continue to vote no.

I think they are deluded, like their masters in the Media, in believing their own hype and propaganda. It will be their undoing.

More please!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:27 PM (mbhDw)

404 'She gets a lot of play at DC and from a few devoted posters here. '

It's the tits!

Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2018 07:27 PM (UdKB7)

405 some knowledge is just bad. real bad.

Amen, bro.

Posted by: Cleveland Steamer at January 22, 2018 07:28 PM (Tyii7)

406 400
I'd be fine with chain deportation.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 07:27 PM (NWiLs)


"Repatriation" is such a nicer, more disarming word...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:28 PM (mbhDw)

407 >>Let's say you came here as a 4 year old illegally, and your parents had another kid (your brother or sister) 2 years later. WHY should you be deported when your brother/sister is a citizen?


Deport them all and the Citizen is free to come and go as they please.


Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:28 PM (2sJhm)

408 Posted by: jwb7605 at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (DofIg)

That means his parents came here illegally. He can go back with them. And they can keep the family together take the kid who happened to be born here.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 07:28 PM (2DOZq)

409 Agreed!! But look at that Senate map for 2018. If Dems go full retard Trump will have a free hand, 60 votes for 2019...


Gotta keep the cucks on board in the GOP however, so he'll probably gel to keep Lindsey, et al, in check.


Play the hand your dealt, and Trump has literally positioned the pieces on the board for the best outcome possible given the situation.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 22, 2018 07:29 PM (q+HNC)

410

My wife and I have had this discussion. It's like there's this whole hidden vocabulary and known insinuations that all men are born knowing instinctively, and which most women are completely clueless about.


Zep's Trampled Under Foot comes to mind

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 07:29 PM (lKyWE)

411 "Outlier" is a word used by a sort of weasel to mean extremist.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 22, 2018 07:30 PM (wBMGD)

412 407 >>Let's say you came here as a 4 year old illegally, and your parents had another kid (your brother or sister) 2 years later. WHY should you be deported when your brother/sister is a citizen?


Deport them all and the Citizen is free to come and go as they please.


Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:28 PM (2sJhm)


Call me crazy but despite what the Left says if you are born here on American soil and both your parents are foreigners, you are NOT an American citizen.

But, living and breathing document (spit).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:30 PM (mbhDw)

413 Is someone talking to Northernlurker?

I'd like to know that someone in contact with that dude.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 07:30 PM (Ckg4U)

414
>>Sugarloaf? Must be nice.

Is that where the green eyed lady lives?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 07:30 PM (IqV8l)

415 J.J. we could just enforce the laws on the books we have now and they would self deport. The jail space we would have could be used to house the congresscritters and CoC members that werent concerned with enforcing the existing laws.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 22, 2018 07:30 PM (90cx5)

416 I think they are deluded, like their masters in the Media, in believing their own hype and propaganda. It will be their undoing. "

"if we just fix our messaging..."

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 07:31 PM (7LY+6)

417 Whorde. I like it. Yep, I'm gonna go out and get all whorde up tonight.

Oh, now, BBW is not nasty like the other one is -- well in that way. That's stands for Big Beautiful Women.

Now, as I -- uh a friend found out, that ain't "curvy" zaftig babes. This is big, really big. I mean BIG. YUGE. You've heard of chubby chasers? This is Bertha chasers.

Some dudes have this fetish for obese woman. I mean YUGE. I mean, damn.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 07:31 PM (8O3HH)

418 The root of the problem is how the 14th Amendment got interpreted.

You mean "mis-interpreted." They totes ignored the "...and subject to the jurisdiction thereof..." part of that particular sentence.

If you're here, you're not an American citizen and then have a kid here, your kid isn't an American citizen because you're not.

That's so simple that this Moron can figure it out. Why can't SCOTUS? They ignored that on purpose. There's no other explanation.

Why?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 07:31 PM (tRaq7)

419 408 Posted by: jwb7605 at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (DofIg)

That means his parents came here illegally. He can go back with them. And they can keep the family together take the kid who happened to be born here.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 07:28 PM (2DOZq)


I'd be O.K. with that.
The problem is the brother(s)/sister(s) who would have "dual citizenship". They could simply waltz right back over the border.
And then, without chain migration laws, bring back the rest of the bunch.

Posted by: jwb7605 at January 22, 2018 07:31 PM (DofIg)

420 >>Call me crazy but despite what the Left says if you are born here on American soil and both your parents are foreigners, you are NOT an American citizen.


I can play by those rules, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:31 PM (+x49D)

421 About Mr Strzok's texts and emails. I work in the DOD and am subject to litigation holds about twice a year. If their procedures are anything like ours there would be at least to local copies and a third remotely saved. If IF there has been a catastrophic lots of data as claimed, it would have taken down everything from the beginning date to the last date they claim. This selective loss doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Fish at January 22, 2018 07:31 PM (9R2rt)

422 410

My wife and I have had this discussion. It's like there's this whole hidden vocabulary and known insinuations that all men are born knowing instinctively, and which most women are completely clueless about.


Zep's Trampled Under Foot comes to mind
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 07:29 PM (lKyWE)


They lyrics are all automotive references, but there are innuendos.

"Baby let me check your parts," etc. Great song. Their answer to the R&B/funk of the early 70s and done very well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:31 PM (mbhDw)

423 386
Sorry rickl, but I missed that one. I did get to see the launch from the front of stately Casa Backwardio last week tho' thanks to you.

I'll look that one up. Welcome to the club, mates!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 07:25 PM (tRaq7)


Here is my post in the ONT last night, chock full o' links:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?
blog=86&post=373464#c28216094

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 07:32 PM (sdi6R)

424 Hold my NyQuil. I've got this.
Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (Tyii7)


hehe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 07:32 PM (fceHP)

425 My favorite part is, that even schumer knows what a loser this issue is and has surrendered.

Yet, lindsey is bravely manning a pillbox in the jungles of some remote Pacific archipelago waiting for his glorious victory.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 22, 2018 07:32 PM (CGRxB)

426 415 J.J. we could just enforce the laws on the books we have now and they would self deport. The jail space we would have could be used to house the congresscritters and CoC members that werent concerned with enforcing the existing laws.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 22, 2018 07:30 PM (90cx5)


THIS x infinity. Enforce all the damn laws and stop right there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:32 PM (mbhDw)

427 Speaking of vile, disgusting stuff, Paul Nehlen identifies Jews in the media. (Not always accurately.) Scroll down to the graphics.

http://bit.ly/2DDpbEy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (+y/Ru)

428 Nood

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (ANIFC)

429 It's bigger on the inside.

Posted by: Dr Whogh at January 22, 2018 07:21 PM (UdKB7)



*blushes*

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (WbIyz)

430 Call me crazy but despite what the Left says if you are born here on
American soil and both your parents are foreigners, you are NOT an
American citizen.



But, living and breathing document (spit).
=====

Dual citizenship is really not workable. Give kids who were born here a choice at 21, but that choice is irrevocable. Used to be that way, so I don't know how that changed over the years.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (MIKMs)

431 Back from dealing with 3D world stuff... so we segued into porn.... how did it happen this time?? Never mind... it is inevitable I guess... I wonder what a 2000 comment thread would morph into????

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (zSVEm)

432

oh yes, no anchor baby laws
ditch them too

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (fceHP)

433 Chain migration has given us quite a few of the latest jihadi attacks, just because a person gets in doesn't mean they should get in their 50 most distance relatives without a question asked.

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (aC6Sd)

434 "There won't be any "mass deportations." Those are very charged scare-words. You just cut them off from the bennies and punish the employers and they deport themselves, mass or one by one. Posted by: J.J.

yeah, I think they will give some "path" to citizenship. But if that path has some average sounding requirements, (English, civics, no dual citizenship, no crimes, etc) ... only 30% of the 800k will ever make it ...

Then we get touch on all the other illegals ... not even mass deportation, just tough on those that hire them on the cheap ... problem can be solved, lack of will by lefties in the system is the problem. (as with the rest of deep state and the globalists)

Posted by: illiniwek at January 22, 2018 07:34 PM (otAqJ)

435 I really enjoy older women.

They're beautiful lovers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIIon1S1Das

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 07:34 PM (Ckg4U)

436 'Posted by: publius'

I'll sock it to ya baby.

Posted by: one of the Butt sisters at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (UdKB7)

437 My wife and I have had this discussion. It's like there's this whole hidden vocabulary and known insinuations that all men are born knowing instinctively, and which most women are completely clueless about.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 07:21 PM (V2Yro)
-----------

And sometimes I can figure them out, and sometimes I can't. There's still one from a few days ago I can't for the life of me figure out, but I'm not looking it up (and not telling you, so don't ask). I think boulder terlit hobo said it best to me, one time when I was saying I learn a lot here: it's like wandering into a men's locker room.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (kNasr)

438
Meh. I thought Rush's previous tour was supposed to mark the end of the band, anyway. My appreciation for them went into the dumper with their C&D against Limbaugh during Flukeaquiddick. Whatevs.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik


Yeah, who would think self described libertarians would be in favor of government provided birth control?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (IqV8l)

439 Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (zSVEm)

Don't blame me. ;^) I don't sequel into porn. I must be one of four people here who has never visited pornhub.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (8+Ozj)

440 Let's say you came here as a 4 year old illegally, and
your parents had another kid (your brother or sister) 2 years later.
WHY should you be deported when your brother/sister is a citizen?

The root of the problem is how the 14th Amendment got interpreted.
Posted by: jwb7605 at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (DofIg)


Yep.

By the logic currently extant, if Juan and Lupe knock over a bank, little Miguel gets to keep the proceeds.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (npMFT)

441 Senator John Kennedy, R-LA

****************

Oh yeah I remember him, I think LA had an extended election there where Trump stumped for him. Good to see he hadn't turned out to be a RINO pussyhat.

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (+dsLj)

442 This is what I know about DACA. At my son's hockey game yesterday, we sat next to a pile of recent and obviously illegal Mexicans. They were cheering on their kids who played just about the dirtiest, meanest game I've ever seen among the 12 and under crowd. A couple of the kids, in particular, racked up about 10 minutes each in the sin bin, which is not normal at any level. Afterward, the officials took the coaches aside to explain life to them, and warn them they might not get invited back.

They play for a group that gets special incentives to play, like free uniforms and discounted ice time. I pay about $1200 plus equipment costs (~$600/year) and tournament fees. They pay about $200 all in. To behave like feral children and put my kid at risk for injury.

No DACA, not now, not ever. My kid came here from Guatemala through proper channels. Now he's catching hell from illegals. I won't have it.

And this is in Alaska. Imagine California or Texas. Damn.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2018 07:36 PM (7UW64)

443 lindsey is bravely manning a pillbox in the jungles of some remote Pacific archipelago waiting for his glorious victory.

-
Banzai! Y'all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 07:36 PM (+y/Ru)

444 WHY should you be deported when your brother/sister is a citizen?[/]

Because you are a minor and you and your parents are here illegally. Your citizen sibling can return when they reach adulthood and maybe then you and the rest of the illegal alien family can emigrate legally.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 22, 2018 07:36 PM (90cx5)

445 Who's Inside My Wife?
What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January


BBC
Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (g4lFK)

Mrs Fucket, lady of the house, speaking.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (ewxPW)

446 "Repatriation" is such a nicer, more disarming word...

Family Reunification.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (WbIyz)

447 FML

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (90cx5)

448
Yeah, who would think self described libertarians would be in favor of government provided birth control?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (IqV8l)

Especially a band who's base is 99.99% male.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (7uYFy)

449 Don't blame me. ;^) I don't sequel into porn. I must be one of four people here who has never visited pornhub.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (8+Ozj)
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Me neither, Fen, and I think (I hope) there are more than four of us.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (kNasr)

450 dammit off slut sock

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (WbIyz)

451
OT, but Fox just played two clips of James Comey testifying under oath before Congress in which he says he never reviewed the Clinton investigation judgement with anyone at the DOJ. We now know definitively these are blatant lies.

In addition, Fox played the clip of Comeys infamous news conference when he said "No one at DOJ knows what I am going to say here today". Another absolutely blatant lie. We know in fact he had discussed the outcome for months, and with several people at DOJ.

I think there is probably a Biblical injunction against lying around here somewhere....

Posted by: William Kristol, noted polymath and generally civilized character at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (ylUqT)

452 And by the way, Mexico, you owe me for a lot of "free" hospital deliveries. A lot.

Posted by: Texican ette at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (scbJ5)

453 Don't blame me. ;^) I don't sequel into porn. I must be one of four people here who has never visited pornhub.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (8+Ozj)

Add me to that list, darlin'. If'n I need to get a little, I ask DH.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (7UW64)

454 Mrs Fucket, lady of the house, speaking.

Shouldn't that be Fuckay?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM (WbIyz)

455 This IS DACA 2.0. We had amnesty once before in exchange for enforcement. We got no enforcement. Now we're being told we need amnesty again, but this time we're definitely not being lied to when they say they'll enforce the law.

No sale.

Make good on the amnesty deal offered in 1987. We're owed 30 years of enforcement. Do that. Then, when that's done, you can give amnesty to all the illegal immigrants in the US you want (which, for the record, will be 0, because you've been enforcing the immigration laws for thirty years)

Posted by: JSchuler at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM (YsGL+)

456 Who's inside my wife?

What channel is that on?

E-Bay

Posted by: Winston at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM (wgCUV)

457 I think there is probably a Biblical injunction against lying around here somewhere....


Posted by: William Kristol, noted polymath and generally civilized character at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (ylUqT)

I vote for smiting via lightening strike.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2018 07:39 PM (7UW64)

458 Personally, I don't like the idea of letting any of them stay. It is always said that they never asked to come here, but for those who are adults I ask did you ever try to get right with the law? You may have been brought here and not even known it, but you know it now, so why haven't you tried to fix it? American are pretty forgiving for those who try to fix their situation, but all I have heard is an entitlement mentality, as if they are owed something. But I understand that a lot of people disagree, so I am willing to compromise but at a heavy price.

If it were up to me I'd demand the wall, immigration cut to no more than 100,000 per year, an end to the diversity lottery, no chain migration, a merit-based points system, extreme vetting, an end to dual citizenship, mandatory voter ID for federal elections, mandatory E-verify for employment, and mandatory prison time, heavy fines, and asset forfeitures for business owners/CEOs whose businesses employ illegals.

In exchange I would allow the DACA people who signed up before the 2016 election to sign up for another two years. At the end of that period, and assuming that all of the above were enacted, funded, and in place, those who wish to stay may apply through the actual immigration system, as with any other immigrant. I would even allow them to go to the front of the line, but they would count against the annual cap, meaning that if all of them applied and were qualified, there would be no other immigrant accepted into the country for another seven years.

If you didn't sign up for DACA, you are outta here. If you don't wish to go through the regular immigration system, you are outta here. If go through the regular immigration system and aren't picked, you are outta here.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 22, 2018 07:39 PM (nu45M)

459 Tcn, that's awful!

Posted by: Texican ette at January 22, 2018 07:41 PM (scbJ5)

460 In addition, Fox played the clip of Comeys infamous news conference when he said "No one at DOJ knows what I am going to say here today". Another absolutely blatant lie.

****************

Motherfucker lies out all his hairless orifices and then quotes Scripture on Twitter. May he get skullfucked by an ebola infested elephant.

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at January 22, 2018 07:41 PM (+dsLj)

461 As far as I can tell, the President wants an end to chain migration and the visa lottery, border wall funding, merit-based entry and other security measures hand in hand with DACA. Otherwise it's veto time--67 Senators and 290 Reps. to override.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 22, 2018 07:41 PM (Ndje9)

462 Don't blame me. ;^) I don't sequel into porn. I must be one of four people here who has never visited pornhub.

Make that, FS. I've never been there either.

And thanks for the linkage, rickl. Hope you're feeling well and that your treatment is going swimmingly.

Signing off for now. Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 07:42 PM (tRaq7)

463 The root of the problem is how the 14th Amendment got interpreted.
Posted by: jwb7605

If the parents are illegal aliens then all spawn are illegal aliens. Chain deportation!

Posted by: pogomip at January 22, 2018 07:42 PM (RZjVy)

464 Men enjoy looking at nekkid girls and sex.

Women enjoy complaining.

Posted by: it's science at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (ARGJJ)

465 Outlier? Make no mistake, Miss Lindsey has never danced the mambo with a greased-up cabana boy he didn't like.

Posted by: Fritz at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (bJ0w+)

466 DACA SHMACA
When one realizes that the Long Game is replacing the American people with an electoral majority that just doesn't "get" limited government and individual liberty (i.e. the world-historical mean) then the legality of immigration is secondary to the numbers, and countries of origin.

Quite simply we need to drastically restrict immigration, especially from countries with no cultural tradition of individual liberties, while ramping up our traditional civics during a prolonged immigration pause (or relative pause) if we have a hope to pull out of this nosedive.

So yeah I do care about DACA out of respect for the law, etc etc, but I'd hate to think that we ultimately trade massive "legal" immigration (national dissolution) as the trade to end "illegal" immigration.

This is why I think that the RIGHT deal to allow a very narrow DACA, end chain migration, end the Visa lottery and (what hasn't really been discussed) a numbers-based restriction on overall immigration would, in my opinion, be a very good deal. To do the opposite would be the worst possible end game.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 22, 2018 07:46 PM (+d2Ck)

467 It's spelled "Fucket" but she pronounces it "fuckay".

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 07:47 PM (ewxPW)

468 Women enjoy complaining.
Posted by: it's science at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (ARGJJ)

yes, men-except for gay men-like looking at naked women, but if we're going to go on who enjoys complaining here-who have some olympic level male complainers here. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:49 PM (8+Ozj)

469 446 "Repatriation" is such a nicer, more disarming word...

Family Reunification.




Right of Return

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 07:49 PM (nFwvY)

470 Already states like NY, NJ and California are raising their already high taxes even higher in anticipation that their residents will have more money thanks to Trump's tax cut.
A question: won't the demand for Mexican landscapers and domestic help grow as more and more people reach affluence--thanks to Trump's tax cuts-- and need this kind of help? And as more Americans get fat and lazy and no longer want to cut their own grass and change their own babies' diapers?

This will be the next thing within a year.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 07:50 PM (7uYFy)

471 It really irritates me when I hear the "America is a nation of immigrants".

First-- ask the American Indians how unregulated immigration worked out for them.

Second -- I am familiar with the procedure my ancestors followed to be allowed into the country. They had to pass a health exam. Anyone who flunked that test was sent back to wherever they came from, no matter if that deportation "ripped" a family apart. Then they had to show the authorities a wad of money, demonstrating that they would not be a burden on the public purse. (Guys would hang around Ellis Island to rent a pile of cash to new arrivals. The money was returned to the real owner as soon as the authorities made sure the applicant had the required amount of money.) Finally, the immigrants had to prove they had a sponsor and a job waiting for them. Immigrating to the U.S. was not the walk in the park the pro-DACA crowd would have us believe.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 22, 2018 07:53 PM (90rds)

472 If I had to bet $100 on any outcome it would be 'Dreamers ' would get to stay with full rights ( legally or not most will be voting within 10 years). If they can end chain migration and birth rights and a fence it would be a win. Somehow start rounding up overstay vistas and maybe it would be the end of illegals.

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 07:53 PM (aC6Sd)

473 If you didn't sign up for DACA, you are outta here. If you don't wish to go through the regular immigration system, you are outta here. If go through the regular immigration system and aren't picked, you are outta here.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 22, 2018 07:39 PM (nu45M)


Yep. And anybody who gets citizenship through DACA signs an ironclad loyalty oath, and if they ever mess up (e.g., felony conviction), they're outta here too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:00 PM (npMFT)

474 >>>It really irritates me when I hear the "America is a nation of immigrants".


It's like saying "If you take ownership of a house, you are obligated to let anyone else who comes along later enter the house". No. Just because you entered it doesn't mean you are obliged to let later groups of people enter it. You have the right to invite guests, but you also have the right to lock the door.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 08:01 PM (/qEW2)

475 Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 22, 2018 07:53 PM (90rds)

This.

On moving back (in my case) to the US, my wife had to go back to the American Embassy in Europe and get checked for TB, etc. and we'd been married for some years beforehand.

So if you'd just toweled off after getting out of the Rio Grande, you can kiss my ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:03 PM (npMFT)

476 We didn't emigrate here, we conquered the place.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 08:03 PM (WbIyz)

477 The United States did have open borders for most of the 19th Century, before Ellis Island was established. Anyone who could make their way here was free to do so.

But there was also no welfare of any kind. An immigrant needed to find a job to support himself, or have family who could support him. It was sink or swim.

That selected for immigrants who were ambitious, hard-working, and intelligent. The cream of the crop, as it were.

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 08:26 PM (sdi6R)

478 Miss Lindsey.
Thanks a lot Ace, made me laugh-spit my coffee.

Posted by: gobagoo at January 22, 2018 08:31 PM (A/saJ)

479 omg...whos inside my wife...

brilliance...

sheer...unadulterated...brilliance...

Posted by: sound awake at January 22, 2018 09:55 PM (/qpDR)

480 Funny how Ace has evolved on the cuckoldry of the GOP establishment, the deliberate demographic replacement policy behind globalist immigration ideals, the lawless nature of even our government, and the Balkanization of the no longer United States as the safety valve preventing low level or high level civil war.

I am proud of your growth.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at January 22, 2018 10:20 PM (TGWxN)

Literally "Unbelievable:" Congressmen Rip FBI's Excuses for "Losing" Strzok Texts; Say This Is Bigger Than Lois Lerner

Unbelievable. Literally.

No one should believe this, because it's an obvious lie.

The revelation that the FBI "failed to preserve" five months worth of anti-Trump agents’ text messages is evoking memories of Lois Lerner, the IRS official whose emails mysteriously disappeared during congressional investigations into her targeting of conservative non-profit groups.

"The [Lois] Lerner thing was huge," Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan told The Daily Caller. "My gut tells me this is probably bigger."

Isn't it funny how misbehaving, weaponized parts of the bureaucracy keep "losing" evidence of their crimes when called to account?

Jordan, who serves on the House Judiciary and House Oversight Committees, sees parallels to the Lerner investigation...

After months of investigation, IRS officials claimed that thousands of Lerner emails from before April 2011 had been lost due to a crash of her email system. The snafu occurred in June 2011, just days after the House Ways and Means Committee requested IRS documents, including emails from Lerner’s division.

During this period when Strzok's/Page's texts were "lost" (deliberately), December 2016 to May 2017, many important things happened in the RUSSIA investigation, which the texts could have shed light on:

Conversations between Trump national security adviser Michael Flynn and Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak.

The completion and publication of the intelligence community assessment of Russian interference in the 2016 election.

The briefing in which FBI director James Comey told President-elect Donald Trump about the Trump dossier.

This is a huge one, as many suspect, for very good reason, that this briefing was not a briefing of the president but of the press -- the press had passed on reporting on the Pee-Pee Party dossier, so Clapper and Comey decided to "brief the president" about it, for the express purpose of then immediately leaking news of the "briefing" to the press, for the express purpose of making the otherwise-unreportable dossier now reportable.

After all, the dossier had been "briefed" to the president. Doesn't that now make it something that the public should know about (via an illegal leak)?

Other things that happened during the period of the "lost" email:


The president's inauguration.

The nomination and confirmation of new Justice Department leadership.

Flynn's interview with the FBI (conducted by Strzok).

Comey's assurances to Trump that he, Trump, was not under investigation.

A variety of revelations, mostly in the Washington Post and New York Times, about various Trump figures under investigation.

Attorney General Jeff Sessions' recusal from the Russia probe.

Would there have been texts discussing this? Maybe speaking about it in a way that suggested this was a set-up for the exact purpose of getting the more-pliable Ron Rosenstein in charge of making decisions about a special prosecutor?


The firing of top Obama Justice Department holdover Sally Yates.

Trump's tweet alleging he was wiretapped.

Trump's firing of Comey.

And, finally, on May 17, 2017 — the final day of the missing texts — the appointment of Trump-Russia special prosecutor Robert Mueller.

"Strzok and Page had a lot to talk about," Byron York dryly comments.

BTW, York also notes a real hmmmdinger of a new text which the FBI didn't "lose" but is now disclosing. It involves Strzok and Page saying that now that Trump would be the nominee (after Cruz dropped out), the "pressure" to conclude the investigation into Hillary's emails was now even more urgent.

John Sexton also writes about this.

Below, "MYE" refers to "Mid-Year Examination," which is the euphemism the FBI used to refer to the Clinton email investigation.

Ms. Page: And holy s**t Cruz just dropped out of the race. It's going to be a Clinton Trump race. Unbelievable.

Mr. Strzok: What?!?!??

Ms. Page: You heard it right my friend.

Mr. Strzok: I saw trump [sic] won, figured it would be a bit.

Mr. Strzok: Now the pressure really starts to finish MYE….

Ms. Page: It sure does. We need to talk about follow up call tomorrow. We still never have.

And they weren't talking about pressure to bring charges against her, of course. They meant it was now imperative to clear her so she could beat Trump.

The "loss" of key information which would otherwise be turned over to defendants in the dragnet could very well lead to a motion to dismiss charges against Manafort and other members of Trump's team.

Months of text messages don’t just accidentally disappear. One past conversation between Strzok and Page indicated that former Attorney General Loretta Lynch knew there would be no charges filed against Clinton well before that investigation ended. Given the significant evidence of impropriety in the Clinton case, a foregone conclusion of innocence before the FBI wrapped up their investigation looks shady at best. Trump’s lawyers will surely argue that after those messages came to light, the DOJ intentionally "lost" those five months; worth of other messages.

Look for Paul Manafort to jump all over this. He’s already fighting his indictment, claiming that Mueller is overstepping his authority and shouldn’t be running the investigation. Throw in this evidence that the investigation may have been tainted before Mueller even took over, and that the DOJ could be covering up damaging information, and a motion to dismiss alleging prosecutorial misconduct is a near certainty.

Steven Green has a cynical interpretation of this literally unbelievable "loss" of key information -- you're not even intended to believe it.

You're supposed to take it as a warning by the FBI that they can break whatever law they like and perjure themselves to courts and Congress and you can't do a damn thing about it, so you'd damn well better fall in line.

One more thing: A source connected to the House Intelligence Committee says the FBI must now affirmatively prove that the "loss" of these emails is not deliberate wrongdoing.

The source was described by Fox News as a member of the congressional committee investigating the FBI's handling of the Clinton email investigation.

"The FBI must show now that the missing texts are not obstruction of congressional oversight or destruction of evidence," the source reportedly stated

The FBI claims this is a "misconfiguration problem" which affected some Samsung 5 phones.

But per Chuck Ross, the FBI is now refusing to answer the question: How many such phones suffered this "misconfiguration problem"?

Because if the number turns out to be somewhere between 2 and 20, and most of those phones just happen to be those used by Mueller's team and the various partisans whose names we've come to know so well, we've got some serious, hire-a-criminal-attorney problems, lads.

Posted by: Ace at 05:11 PM




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1 Go get em

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2018 05:07 PM (8ikIW)

2 3rd

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 05:07 PM (z79tQ)

3 lookit that. must be my pessimism showing

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 05:08 PM (z79tQ)

4 Help. I seem to have "failed to preserve" a number of recent bowel movements...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 05:08 PM (7LY+6)

5 There is no such thing as "lost", "deleted", or "missing".

The Internet is forever.

Right, Bob from NSA?

Posted by: ACME Batman-suit at January 22, 2018 05:09 PM (tbaaT)

6 Now THIS is what Conspiracy to Obstruct Justice looks like.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 05:09 PM (k1TUh)

7 Congress needs to inadvertently delete half the FBI's budget.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 22, 2018 05:09 PM (LrbFI)

8 What comes after totally fukn disgusted?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 05:09 PM (BtQd4)

9
The ''dog ate my homework'' excuse. Top. Men.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 05:09 PM (2FqvZ)

10 We shouldnt be satisfied until the deep state criminals are jailed and their families impoverished.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 22, 2018 05:10 PM (Px1wx)

11 And WTF is a "misconfiguration problem"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 05:10 PM (7LY+6)

12 #releasethememo

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:10 PM (14URa)

13 Electronic.

Supersonic.

Start downcount.

Posted by: Joey 'Two Zlads' Biden at January 22, 2018 05:10 PM (R3eJ/)

14 Lock 'em up.

Posted by: Little Boomer at January 22, 2018 05:10 PM (6fu25)

15 What comes after totally fukn disgusted?"

FBI?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM (7LY+6)

16 Too bad the person in charge of the Executive Branch can't make hiring and firing decisions.

Seems to me conveniently "losing" evidence goes well beyond job performance straight into criminal misconduct.

Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM (lKmt3)

17 But the IG says, " Hey, I've got them. What's the problem?"

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM (y53qZ)

18 "11 And WTF is a "misconfiguration problem"?"

Trump was misconfigured to be President when they intended for it to be Hillary.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM (k1TUh)

19 I'm worried about JackStraw. This stuff is right up his alley and we haven't heard a peep from him all day.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM (kNasr)

20 Because if the number turns out to be somewhere between 2 and 20, and
... we've got
some serious, hire-a-criminal-attorney problems, lads.


For once, it's not me having to do the 'splaining!

Posted by: Lucy at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM (ctuyM)

21 Are we a Banana Republic yet?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM (dKiJG)

22 All those affected by the 'misconfiguration' need to go missing. And the techs involved.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM (fA1SL)

23 This is not even the Deep State anymore; this is the Shallow State ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2018 05:12 PM (FASvy)

24 Are we a Banana Republic yet?"

Well, we've some work to do, but someday we may make it up to that level...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 05:12 PM (7LY+6)

25 An artist could go super-nova overnight by putting old-fashioned stocks in front of the capitol. Sabo? You here, dude?

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:13 PM (14URa)

26 #releasSETHememo

Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2018 05:13 PM (6gPPJ)

27 I'm worried about JackStraw. This stuff is right up his alley and we haven't heard a peep from him all day.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM (kNasr)


I think he's a New England Patriots fan. Hungover. Enjoying his brief victory before reality hits them in #TwoWeeks.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 05:13 PM (2FqvZ)

28 There is no such thing as "lost", "deleted", or "missing".

The Internet is forever.

Right, Bob from NSA?
Posted by: ACME Batman-suit at January 22, 2018 05:09 PM (tbaaT)

I'm also of the opinion that this stuff is "out there" somewhere. NSA. Maybe saved in the cloud by the provider?
Maybe still in the memory of the phones physically.
If the full power of the US government were brought to bear on finding these emails, they'd be found.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (z79tQ)

29
Are we a Banana Republic yet?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio


Yes, but we have no bananas. We have no bananas today.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (IqV8l)

30 10 We shouldnt be satisfied until the deep state criminals are jailed and their families impoverished.
Posted by: BluesFish at January 22, 2018 05:10 PM (Px1wx)

They know we won't get there if we can't prove it.

No delete = Proof of impropriety, loss of livelihood and PRESTIGE (e.g., cocktail party invites, twitter followers, invites to write onto Forbes, Medium, HuffPo, Newsweek, et cetera).
Delete = Suggestion of impropriety, worst outcome is circumstantial judgment of impropriety, no worse and can be spun to make bald accusations of political bias and OMGDRUMPF.

As integrity is a handicap rather than an asset, they literally have nothing to lose. Delete delete delete!

Posted by: Undue Process at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (wx6iv)

31 M-O-O-N that spells spoliation.

Posted by: Tom Cullen at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (ARGJJ)

32 Before with a Democrat in the White House you were never getting to the bottom of this stuff. Now with a Republican... you are never getting to the bottom of this stuff.
Seriously, where did all those other investigations - Lois Lerner, Fast and Furious, etc, disappear to? What is the point of investigating if they don't ever get to the bottom? You can't blame it on Obama and Holder any more.
Why bother wining the executive branch if the executive branch still won't police itself?

Posted by: DM at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (26mCP)

33 I think he's a New England Patriots fan. Hungover. Enjoying his brief victory before reality hits them in #TwoWeeks.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 05:13 PM (2FqvZ)
Hahahahahahahahaha . . . Putting it on my calendar to check back with you on February 5. Bet you won't even show up.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (14URa)

34 This is no accident. It's destruction of evidence and obstruction of justice. All these fuckers need to go to prison.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (NWiLs)

35 Juan Williams excuses it all away.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (IqV8l)

36 Jim Jordan is a solid conservative with a CR rating of 96. but I am confident that all of these criminals will skate out and nobody will be punished.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (mpXpK)

37 I think McGruff The Crime Dog ate them.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 22, 2018 05:15 PM (O5Q3r)

38 21 Are we a Banana Republic yet?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM (dKiJG)

Yes Fleegie, Drooper, Bingo, and Snorky run most deep state government entities.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 05:15 PM (BtQd4)

39 Seriously you guys, there's totes nothing to see here...


now!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 05:15 PM (gwPgz)

40 "You're supposed to take it as a warning by the FBI that they can break whatever law they like and perjure themselves to courts and Congress and you can't do a damn thing about it, so you'd damn well better fall in line."
______________________

Yeah, we already received that warning from Obama's corrupt and weaponized IRS. They'll break whatever laws they damn well please, they'll blatantly destroy whatever evidence of their crimes they damn well please, and congress will roll over on its belly. Lois Lerner got to retire with her pension intact and her testimony hidden from public view, and not one single damn IRS agent or supervisor ever suffered any repercussions for destroying reams of evidence. The taxpayers even get stuck paying for these criminals' legal bills.

It's long past time for citizens to stomp these a-holes into the ground. The American Revolution was fought over less provocation than this. Enough is enough.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2018 05:15 PM (fqUgw)

41 Spoliation felony charges, indictments and convictions...oh my!
#....WAR

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at January 22, 2018 05:16 PM (Ftuf+)

42 "But no reasonable prosecutor will take them to court."

So sad, to bad.

- Comey

\sarc.

Posted by: scott_t at January 22, 2018 05:16 PM (xGZ+b)

43 Does the OIG still have their copies?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 22, 2018 05:16 PM (IcT7t)

44 Hahahahahahahahaha . . . Putting it on my calendar to check back with you on February 5. Bet you won't even show up.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (14URa)


Oh, I'll show up.

* aligns snowballs and 'D' cell batteries in neat array *

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 05:16 PM (2FqvZ)

45 Hillarys IT department has Brooks Bro suit with the fukn hammer loop on the pants.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 05:16 PM (BtQd4)

46 The FBI claims this is a "misconfiguration problem" which affected some Samsung 5 phones.

Galaxy 8's I think.

A good point I saw elsewhere. It was a snafu regarding a change in the documenting of Samsung phones.

Would be curious to see how many other government Samsung Galaxy 8's were affected the same.

Posted by: golfman at January 22, 2018 05:16 PM (48QDY)

47 What comes after totally fukn disgusted?
Posted by: rhennigantx



Gunfire?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (4dbPD)

48
The Lives of Others is now an American story

Posted by: Watching You at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (/zwDg)

49 I cannot voice what I want to do to these people as I try to act (and think) as a decent Christian man should.

I used to say *torches, pitchforks and lampposts* as a joke. I fear it will have to come to that to take back our country.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (tr2D7)

50 5 There is no such thing as "lost", "deleted", or "missing".

The Internet is forever.

Right, Bob from NSA?
Posted by: ACME Batman-suit at January 22, 2018 05:09 PM (tbaaT)

Yo man I got that data right here what are you talking about? But I've got some international travel planned, call DWS she can help.

Posted by: Imran Awan at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (wx6iv)

51
"...You're supposed to take it as a warning by the FBI that they can break whatever law they like and perjure themselves to courts and Congress and you can't do a damn thing about it, so you'd damn well better fall in line..."


Please note that I am NOT advocating violence in any way shape or form. But it is this attitude that the Deep State traitors have that has led to death squads in banana republics.

And as I noted on Friday, America is a first world country in all aspects but this kind of behavior of people we trust to keep us safe and secure and keep their own politics out of this critical service is the very essence of a banana republic.

This is a cancer on the nation and it must be excised. Hopefully by the rule of law because if not, G-d help us.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (mbhDw)

52 Oh, I'll show up.



* aligns snowballs and 'D' cell batteries in neat array *

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 05:16 PM (2FqvZ)
Yeah, yeah, yeah . . . bring your own crying towel. Might wanna stock up, so you have some left on Monday.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (14URa)

53 I saw it here too. Duh.

Posted by: golfman at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (48QDY)

54 You're supposed to take it as a warning by the FBI....
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That every one of them is completely ignorant of history and what typically happens to government officials who rubbed everyone else's noses in their so called 'authority' when everyone else decides the relationship no longer suits them.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 05:18 PM (XQvuQ)

55 Gunfire?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (4dbPD)

Been worried many years that Progs wanted violence to create police state.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 05:18 PM (BtQd4)

56 "Misconfiguration problem" my black ass. Since 2012, all of my texts have been automatically backed up into the cloud. It took one free app to do it.

Files only go away if you want them to go away.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 05:18 PM (xN1DB)

57 Ok, well everybody has asked the question, doesn't the IG have them anyway? I'm confused.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 05:18 PM (dUJdY)

58 It's incredible, in every sense of the word.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (QQ+il)

59 M-O-O-N that spells spoliation.

Just how big does spoliation get? At the rate they're going we'll have a legitimate case against the FBI for the Lindbergh baby.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (FhXTo)

60 Spoliation -- it is reasonable to infer that the party had "consciousness of guilt" or other motivation to avoid the evidence.

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (Q/rPc)

61 *ahem*

Posted by: PMITA Federal Prison at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (9OGJj)

62 Oh Crap I apologize i forgot that I read somewhere that Banana Republic is a racist term I denounce myself.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (dKiJG)

63 Jim Jordan is in a rather large district in Ohio. The Fourth District cuts across a rather large swath of Ohio in the Central-West, just north of Columbus... a Shithole.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (Ckg4U)

64 You can't drag me into this shitstorm. I'm a Professor of Ethics!

Posted by: James Comey, Heterosexual at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (398bZ)

65 These are professionals at work. DO NOT try this at home

Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (4u7kU)

66 It smells like total BS. These are texts. Ergo, phone company.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (CPk08)

67 Spoliation felony charges, indictments and convictions...oh my!
#....WAR
Posted by: Taqyia2Me at January 22, 2018 05:16 PM (Ftuf+)

I learned that word from Trey Gowdy.

I'll leave it there.

Posted by: golfman at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (48QDY)

68 Columbus is a shithole, not the Fourth District.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (Ckg4U)

69
Please note that I am NOT advocating violence in any way shape or form. But it is this attitude that the Deep State traitors have that has led to death squads in banana republics.

Only when the EBT cards don't work and the shelves are empty.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (IqV8l)

70 waterboard chopper rides

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (nFwvY)

71 Before with a Democrat in the White House you were never getting to the bottom of this stuff. Now with a Republican... you are never getting to the bottom of this stuff.
Seriously, where did all those other investigations - Lois Lerner, Fast and Furious, etc, disappear to? What is the point of investigating if they don't ever get to the bottom? You can't blame it on Obama and Holder any more.
Why bother wining the executive branch if the executive branch still won't police itself?
Posted by: DM

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I just don't understand why the President can't mass fire all the top people running these agencies.

I know there are civil service laws, but there is such thing as agencies screwing up to the point they can get fired. Especially when it goes into criminal behavior.

Even if it gets litigated over several years, throwing them out on the street where they can't do as much damage would make the whole exercise worthwhile.

Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (lKmt3)

72 Deep State Delenda Est

Posted by: Bored383 at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (70HTk)

73 Sessions is the only one who can put these assholes in jail. But it is quite obvious he has zero intention of ever doing so.

Nothing will happen to any of them.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (a/Jqy)

74 Does Comey have text msgs?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (QQ+il)

75 How bad is it when this BS story is the best they can come up with ?

Real bad.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (4upo5)

76 Yeah, yeah, yeah . . . bring your own crying towel. Might wanna stock up, so you have some left on Monday.
Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (14URa)
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Maybe Barstool sports has some of those Goodell clown ones left over that he can use.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (kNasr)

77 Pr0n-ibrarian wannabe Liz MacDonald is yapping about the 'lost' texts right now.

And....OMG....she *just* said that zzzZZZzzz Sessions WILL look into this matter.


Now it's the f-ing 'Brad' commercial.
I wish that would be deleted.



Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (8iiMU)

78 Has the FBI and DOJ become nothing but a criminal enterprise... the enforcers for the Deep State??? ( Starting to look that way, to me..)

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (zSVEm)

79
Acts 16:23
And when they had laid many stripes upon them, they cast them into prison, charging the jailor to keep them safely:

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (2FqvZ)

80 11 And WTF is a "misconfiguration problem"?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 05:10 PM (7LY+6)


Bruce Jenner is misconfigured.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (CPk08)

81 62 Oh Crap I apologize i forgot that I read somewhere that Banana Republic is a racist term I denounce myself.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (dKiJG)

Spending those renegade pesos on a bottle of rum and lime singing give men some words I can dance to or a melody that rhymes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (BtQd4)

82 As mentioned above. I cannot get a rise out of this even knowing the guilty parties will skate, with a pension, a nice house, car, family and more power than I'll ever have in a lifetime.

Just doesn't cut it will dealing with pure malice.

Posted by: auscolpyr at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (suO/a)

83 Start Up the Rotors

https://youtu.be/w4MxFm6eZS8

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (fA1SL)

84 The Internet is forever.



Right, Bob from NSA?

Posted by: ACME Batman-suit at January 22, 2018 05:09 PM (tbaaT)

Text messages aren't exactly "the internet" but I'm sure the NSA vacuums all of them up too.

Whoever their cell provider is should have them. After all, the FBI usually doesn't even get a warrant when they retrieve all of our texts from our cell providers.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (UBzPO)

85 Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (4dbPD)

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (tr2D7)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (mbhDw)


Right? Is it rule of Law, or rule of Man? In our hearts we know how it mostly is, but this blatant way of lawbreaking needs to be punished, or the government and the law loses legitimacy. And then...

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (z79tQ)

86 Columbus is a shithole, not the Fourth District.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (Ckg4U)


Columbus aspires to be a shithole.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (nNPAz)

87 I just don't understand why the President can't mass fire all the top people running these agencies.



I know there are civil service laws, but there is such thing as
agencies screwing up to the point they can get fired. Especially when
it goes into criminal behavior.
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I see no reason to obey those when the only people protected by them are the ones ignoring all the rest.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 05:22 PM (XQvuQ)

88 Are we a Banana Republic yet?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM

Apple Republic.

Posted by: CNN at January 22, 2018 05:22 PM (2NqXo)

89 The dog ate my homework excuse only works once.

Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2018 05:22 PM (16bxt)

90 66
It smells like total BS. These are texts. Ergo, phone company.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (CPk0
Thank you!

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:22 PM (14URa)

91 75 How bad is it when this BS story is the best they can come up with ?

Real bad.
Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (4upo5)


I think Ace's point is that they know that we know that not only are they lying, but the lie is about a half-step less believable than my cate ate my homework.

And that is the most enraging thing about this whole thing. It's a double-dog dare of titanic proportions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 05:22 PM (mbhDw)

92
Yeah, we already received that warning from Obama's corrupt and
weaponized IRS. They'll break whatever laws they damn well please,
they'll blatantly destroy whatever evidence of their crimes they damn
well please, and congress will roll over on its belly. Lois Lerner got
to retire with her pension intact and her testimony hidden from public
view, and not one single damn IRS agent or supervisor ever suffered any
repercussions for destroying reams of evidence. The taxpayers even