ONT Potpourri

Friday night, end of the week, bottom of the barrel. Let's shake things up and see what falls out of the ONT goodie bag. Hmm, what's first? Why it's the Captcha from hell, of course!

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News From The Barrel


Speaking of barrels, lots of y'all ask me what the barrel is really like. Well, last night I took a picture.

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So make sure you close those tags now, y'hear?

Amazon

So, yesterday Amazon.com announced the short list of 20 locations for it's secondary headquarters and IOWAHAWK WAS THERE! (Click through and scroll to read them all)




A Question of Scruples

Anyone remember that board game? The cards had little moral dilemmas on them, like “If a storekeeper gave you too much change would you return it” of “If you were having sex with a girl and she died, would you finish?” Things like that. Well, I had a thought along those lines today. Suppose you were to open a clinic offering totally free abortions-but in order to get the abortion the pregnant woman would have to get a (again, free) full medical exam, including a 3D ultrasound and full counseling on alternatives? Some percentage, I think a significant percentage, would change their mind. If 100 pregnant women walk into a Planned Parenthood “clinic”, you're going to get 100 dead babies, or damn near. But if, say, 40% of the women who came to the free clinic changed their mind, that's 40 babies that have been saved. Would the good of the 40 saved babies outweigh the evil of the 60 that were killed? I don't know, thoughts?

Related: Want to know who is an absolute warrior online for the pro-life cause? Jenna Jameson. Yes, that Jenna Jameson.


Go to Twitter and read her timeline. She's brutal to the pro-aborts. It's magnificent.


What They Mean by “Skilled Artisan”



Don't Bring a Fake to a Gun Fight Either

Audio required. “It's fake!” “Mine's real”



Mike Rowe Brings It

Mike Rowe Destroys Woman Who Wants Him Fired For Being ‘Ultra-Right Wing Conservative’

Mike is the master of the slow knife*


Nikki Haley Memes


“Get your Nikki Haley memes! Hot off the grill! Get your Nikki Haley memes here!”

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Miscellaneous


Tom Petty died of accidental drug overdose

Did you ever want to see a T-Rex conducting the Jurasic Park theme song? Now you can.

What To Do If You Come Across A Frozen Iguana (Hint: Nothing)

Butler basketball signs 7-year-old Indiana boy with rare gene disease Good for them.


Tonight's ONT brought to you by the moment when you realize the story about going to the opera was just a ruse to get you to the vet:

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*It's the slow knife...the knife that takes its time. The knife...that waits years without forgetting...then slips quietly between the bones. That's the knife...that cuts deepest
-Talia al Ghul

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 I'm sick!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 09:54 PM (kufk0)

2 Thirst!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 19, 2018 09:54 PM (e9G8E)

3 1st! Just kidding, I know I'm not frist.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 19, 2018 09:54 PM (4IjGx)

4 Thanks, WeirdDave.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 19, 2018 09:55 PM (4IjGx)

5 You know, I think the morons here are a little short on culture. I think you need a dose of Shakespeare contemplating the nature of ambition and destiny

https://tinyurl.com/NotInOurStars

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at January 19, 2018 09:55 PM (5qn42)

6 Nikki Haley memes are rather delicious!

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 09:55 PM (Pz2KV)

7 Top ten??

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:56 PM (dUJdY)

8 Oh no Lin-duh! You caught the nasty flu??

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:57 PM (dUJdY)

9 Sad about Tom Petty. Thousands of elders die every year in this country from accidental overdoses or mismatched medications that cause side effects that kill.

Not sure if this was accidental. Maybe the pain was too much and he'd had enough. They say it was so perhaps that's enough. Those fentanyl patches are serious fucking business though. I had to help put them on my Mom when she was still alive and you weren't even supposed to touch them with your hands.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 09:57 PM (4ErVI)

10 Thirst!

after all, it IS Fryday!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 19, 2018 09:59 PM (kb/by)

11
Well, hello, impending shutdown!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 09:59 PM (pNxlR)

12 Thanks...WeirdDave!
I now check after the...incident earlier this week.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 10:00 PM (kufk0)

13 Primo Content from WeirdDave!!!!

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 10:00 PM (jeefx)

14 Jewells, I'm still holding out for just a cold.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 10:01 PM (kufk0)

15 Lin-duh start taking massive doses of Vitamin C and garlic.

Garlic, preferably in a liquid solution, is a prole cure for viruses and such. Of course you'll smell like you got accosted by two Guidos, but if it helps it's worth it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 10:01 PM (4ErVI)

16 I saw Tom Petty in concert a few weeks before he died.

He did not look healthy.

Scary unhealthy. Almost albino white.

Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2018 10:01 PM (aT+Bx)

17 I. Am. Not. Tired. Of. Winning.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 10:01 PM (3BFzK)

18 Bane did nothing wrong. It was Talia!

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (jeefx)

19 The one in the bottom right is a trap.

Posted by: JSchuler at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (YsGL+)

20 Does this shutdown make me look fat?

Posted by: Big Gobbermint at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (zmX4B)

21 16 I saw Tom Petty in concert a few weeks before he died.

He did not look healthy.

Scary unhealthy. Almost albino white.

Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2018 10:01 PM (aT+Bx)

Probably from the pain he was in. Imagine being that much of a trooper that you're still doing the show.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (4ErVI)

22 7 of the images are girls.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (eq7gs)

23 Wish me luck..pray.. whatever your thing is.. My first show of the year tomorrow. All day affair so I will be pooped when I get home. Thanks for all the support you guys! Means a lot to me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (dUJdY)

24 Thanks for the ONT.

That glass blowing video is amazing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (sZJfc)

25 Heh. Bottom middle and top right is a girl - same character, actually.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (uuwor)

26 you can touch the tops of the patch, but not the skin side...

although it takes awhile to get a therapeutic dose of the drug from contact.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (kb/by)

27 Had no idea Tom Petty was dead.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 10:03 PM (jeefx)

28 Raw garlic or can it be cooked? If it can be cooked, I'll figure out how to make a garlic soup

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 10:03 PM (kufk0)

29 I count two dudes and Anna Puma in the first graphic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 10:03 PM (sZJfc)

30 Bottom right is a trap. The one above him is a girl, though this is hidden from the viewer.

Conspicuously absent is Ryuunosuke Fujinami, from Urusei Yatsura. If you know who that is, then you know why she should be in the bunch.


Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:03 PM (mJxCG)

31 I'm gonna make you common people hurt...what... I uhh, umm, don't control the whip?

Posted by: Barak Obama at January 19, 2018 10:03 PM (3BFzK)

32 Not even close

Posted by: The Barrel at January 19, 2018 10:04 PM (8OMyt)

33 Weird Al's Jurassic Park is something I can't quit replaying every month or so.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 10:04 PM (6FqZa)

34 Crazy Deer Pic!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 10:04 PM (2sCft)

35 The Slow Knife is an ideal, to be combined with "Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold.

This, while Trump collects pelts from the bodies of his still-living enemies.

Synchronicity!

Great ONT!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 19, 2018 10:04 PM (QzJWU)

36 23, good luck jewells! Praying you will be resounding success and have a lot of sales!

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 10:04 PM (Pz2KV)

37
Lindsay Graham must really have a huge crush on some DACA/Dreamer dude.

" I will faht for you , mah beautiful Ho-zay!"

Posted by: same as it ever was at January 19, 2018 10:04 PM (BLjCA)

38 Albino White made Tom's package really pop.

Posted by: Tom's Petty's significant other at January 19, 2018 10:04 PM (jeefx)

39 ***** That glass blowing video is amazing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Seconded.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 19, 2018 10:04 PM (JyFLk)

40 Wow, I mean I knew Cleveland had no shot of getting the Amazon HQ, but we didn't even make top 20?? Newark beat us??!?!


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:05 PM (uuwor)

41 Thanks, WeirdDave for a first class ONT!

24 Aetius451AD

Ditto on the glass blower.

Posted by: ibguy at January 19, 2018 10:05 PM (vUcdz)

42

>>>Mike is the master of the slow knife*<<<




You cawl that a knoife?




This is a knoife...

Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at January 19, 2018 10:05 PM (TAufc)

43 "Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:03 PM (mJxCG) "

From the general pattern of "all the girly looking ones are guys," I figured the middle right was a girl.

Bottom left is also a guy. The rest I don't recognize. (Besides Haruhi from Ouran, as I noted above, who is used twice for some reason.)

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:06 PM (uuwor)

44 Hell, Austin is pushing for it to be on Dallas...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 10:06 PM (kufk0)

45 Saw five or more Tom Petty concerts. The best was when Stevie Nicks came out to sing duets. "Stop driving my car around".

A hard to get o concert that will not be gone into now.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 10:06 PM (3BFzK)

46 Good luck Jewells!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 10:08 PM (kufk0)

47 Shut it down, fire about 15% off the top, throw the crooks in jail. I'm cool with any Republicans that are caught up in this mess going bye-bye too, as they undoubtedly are.

Yank their pensions. I believe any federal position open for 90 days is considered vacant? Shit can them too. Plenty of room on the calender for new, interesting and memorable holidays. Waay past time. Washington city needs an Enema. Let's do this!

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2018 10:08 PM (A9A9H)

48 That Captcha would never catch me! Eyes like a hawk for the boys...allegedly!

Posted by: Harry Reid, the Strangler of Searchlight at January 19, 2018 10:08 PM (be0vm)

49 Why it's the Captcha from hell, of course!

I'd probably do far better than anyone else here...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 19, 2018 10:08 PM (itfg0)

50 Dying of an accidental overdose is kind of a risk you take when you do drugs that can kill you.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 19, 2018 10:08 PM (eq7gs)

51 You cawl that a knoife?




This is a knoife...

Posted by: Crocodile Dundee

No, that's a spoon.

Posted by: Bart Simpson at January 19, 2018 10:08 PM (5wCUq)

52 CAPTCHA is a self learning AI program. Don't feed the CAPTCHA.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (jeefx)

53 No musical interlude?

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (8OMyt)

54 Why it's the Captcha from hell, of course!


ಠ _ ಠ

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (itfg0)

55 Tom Petty died of an accidental drug overdose.

From the article:

The beloved musician's system showed traces of fentanyl, oxycodone, temazepam, alprazolam, citalopram, acetylfentanyl and despropionyl fentanyl, according to a statement from Jonathan Lucas, the chief medical examiner for the coroner's office.

In a message posted on Facebook, Petty's wife and daughter confirmed he was taking a mix of drugs to treat health issues.


Uh huh. From wikipedia:

Acetylfentanyl (acetyl fentanyl) is an opioid analgesic drug that is an analog of fentanyl. Studies have estimated acetylfentanyl to be fifteen times more potent than morphine. It has never been licensed for medical use and instead only been sold as a designer drug.

There's no medical issue that's going to have you taking a half dozen morphine analogs and benzodiazepines at the same time except "junkie".

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (h2Bdk)

56 Get some tamiflu Lin duh. I had the start of the flu on wednesday night. Started on tamiflu yeaterday am and pretty much back in business here.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (67sg6)

57 An Absolute Nonsense

In an attempt to deny "absolute truth", a rather silly post by rather evangelical atheists managed to provide a list of non-sequiturs and patent ridiculousness.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14316

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (itfg0)

58 Went to Fenton Glass in WV many years ago. All hand blown glass. Awesome stuff. Too bad they went tits up.

Posted by: Deplorable Fedreral Employee at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (iiixZ)

59 "I'd probably do far better than anyone else here..."

I'm going top right, middle right and bottom middle as final answer. The rest are traps.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:10 PM (uuwor)

60 @43 From the general pattern of "all the girly looking ones are guys," I figured the middle right was a girl.
----------------------

Naoto from Persona 4. Funny thing is, the viewer is actually led to believe when she first shows up (and for a while afterwards) that she's a guy.

I'm disappointed Ryuunosuke isn't up there.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:10 PM (mJxCG)

61 66 seems a little young to have a broken hip.

Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2018 10:10 PM (fUJvh)

62 Good evning and good night!

Posted by: fluffy at January 19, 2018 10:10 PM (cHbmY)

63 are we reminiscing tonight ?

Posted by: chemojeffo at January 19, 2018 10:11 PM (yzoWI)

64 WD, that "Skilled Artisan" vid was teh awesome, as was all the other links.

Good job as usual. Thanks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 10:11 PM (tRaq7)

65 "There's no medical issue that's going to have you taking a half dozen morphine analogs and benzodiazepines at the same time except "junkie".

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (h2Bdk) "

Yeah, fentanyl by itself, I'll buy accidental overdose, but all those other opioids and alprazolam and other benzos? That screams junkie.

Of course, the fentanyl is probably 99% of what killed him. Much harder to OD on benzos.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:12 PM (uuwor)

66 >>>Nikki Haley Memes


Another bit of Obama's legacy destroyed. He thought it was immoral that we should be the world's only superpower and was trying to put a stop to it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 10:13 PM (/qEW2)

67 Saw five or more Tom Petty concerts. The best was when Stevie Nicks came out to sing duets. "Stop driving my car around".

A hard to get o concert that will not be gone into now.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 10:06 PM (3BFzK)
-----
I know Stevie's put on some pounds, but still pretty gal and can still sing.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 10:13 PM (2sCft)

68 Hey everybody.

Sounds like Tom Petty died of the same overall condition that took out Prince and Elvis as well.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 10:13 PM (eMKNe)

69 I'd have also expected Kino from Kino's Journey, though again, that's technically a spoiler.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:13 PM (uuwor)

70 No musical interlude?

brb...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 10:14 PM (tRaq7)

71 It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 19, 2018 10:14 PM (gDSJf)

72 The beloved musician's system showed traces of fentanyl, oxycodone,
temazepam, alprazolam, citalopram, acetylfentanyl and despropionyl
fentanyl.


Like reading the ingredients in a bottle of Drano.

Posted by: same as it ever was at January 19, 2018 10:14 PM (BLjCA)

73 Sad about Tom Petty. Thousands of elders die every year in this country from accidental overdoses or mismatched medications that cause side effects that kill.

Not sure if this was accidental. Maybe the pain was too much and he'd had enough. They say it was so perhaps that's enough. Those fentanyl patches are serious fucking business though. I had to help put them on my Mom when she was still alive and you weren't even supposed to touch them with your hands.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 09:57 PM (4ErVI)


The sad truth is, no one, not even the closest of family members, will ever know the line between suicide and "accidental" overdose.

It is not uncommon though, when fentanyl is introduced into the mix, for experienced drub abusers to get it wrong.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:14 PM (Pz4pT)

74 9 Not sure if this was accidental

i'm sure it was. he was really excited about being a grandfather, and was going to tour less so he could be a hands in grandpa. check his most recent interviews.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 19, 2018 10:14 PM (hscyr)

75 66 >>>Nikki Haley Memes


Another bit of Obama's legacy destroyed. He thought it was immoral that we should be the world's only superpower and was trying to put a stop to it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 10:13 PM (/qEW2)


Are we still the world's only superpower? I think if we got into a tussle in with China in the South China Sea waters we'd probably lose.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:15 PM (h2Bdk)

76 The barrel looks much more fun than I had pictured. Kinda Disney like.

Bambis & Puss-n-Boots.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (iX3+9)

77 @75 Are we still the world's only superpower? I think if we got into a tussle in with China in the South China Sea waters we'd probably lose.
----------------

China's still only a local power. They can put a lot of force into play in the area around China. But once you move beyond that, they can't do all that much. China isn't very capable at force projection.

They're trying to change that, though.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (mJxCG)

78
*edges away from lin-duh*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (cp1if)

79 Yeah, fentanyl by itself, I'll buy accidental overdose, but all those other opioids and alprazolam and other benzos? That screams junkie.

Of course, the fentanyl is probably 99% of what killed him. Much harder to OD on benzos.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:12 PM (uuwor)


No one is prescribed fentanyl unless they were at an 11 on a 1-10 pain scale, and probably at end of life stage of some fatal disease.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (Pz4pT)

80 I'm going to need to study Mike Rowe's method a little closer. That was effective and classy.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (vDqXW)

81 Might be Pence/Haley 2024, hopefully Pence isn't Poppy Bush redux.

Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (fUJvh)

82 OK. Here's a rather obscure ditty left over from the band Yes' Fragile album back in the early '70's. Not many folk know they did a cover of Simon and Garfunkel's America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-062j9dafg

I like it a lot. It's long and I recommend good earbuds or headphones. The sound engineer/producer Eddie Offord is in his prime.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 10:18 PM (tRaq7)

83 Funny Bill Burr bit about buying a gun:

https://tinyurl.com/yc9horex

Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2018 10:18 PM (+lOpA)

84 No one is prescribed fentanyl unless they were at an 11 on a 1-10 pain scale, and probably at end of life stage of some fatal disease.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (Pz4pT)


Unless your doctor is criminally insane, I mean.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:18 PM (Pz4pT)

85 When I was a kid, I got to watch the pros blowing glass at Corning. It was incredible. Watching that video brought it back. Can you imagine how long it takes to become a master glass blower? How many burnt fingers?

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 19, 2018 10:19 PM (T3JzS)

86 I shouldn't have followed the dragon stem goblet artisan link. Linked right there in the top comments of the tweet was a link to this glass artisan:


https://twitter.com/GlassbyWoozy



Yeah, NSFW.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 19, 2018 10:19 PM (yzxic)

87 29 I count two dudes and Anna Puma in the first graphic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 10:03 PM (sZJfc)


1). There are far more than just two dudes...

2). They repeated one character twice

3). Anna Puma and Uni Puma were not included...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 19, 2018 10:19 PM (itfg0)

88 Howdy folks.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:19 PM (NWiLs)

89 I tried to reach out today to my Cong. Rep to insist he support the release of the FISA abuse memo and low and behold, I find out he resigned and his seat is vacant. Uhhh – WTF? I knew he was not going to run for re-election so I assumed he’d finish out his term and we get to elect some other asshole. But to just resign and have an empty seat? Who represents me now dickwad?

Gov Katshit has scheduled a special election for August. Smooth move there Tiberi. Coward. You should have finished out your term. It makes me wonder if he knew some funky dirt on him was coming down the road and wanted to get out while the getting out was good.

What a POS. He couldn’t see his way clear to support PDT for the next year even though he was elected by the same folks as Trump was?

I want to grab a bat and give that ass a wood shampoo. Wow.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2018 10:19 PM (tr2D7)

90 Sure it was accidental but taking potentially fatal drugs turned out to be fatal.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 19, 2018 10:20 PM (eq7gs)

91 No one is prescribed fentanyl unless they were at an 11 on a 1-10 pain scale, and probably at end of life stage of some fatal disease.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (Pz4pT)


No one is prescribed acetyl fentanyl at all. Not legally, anyway.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:20 PM (h2Bdk)

92 Glass video very cool Weirdave.

Mesmerizing.

I wonder if it is a dying art. Hope not.


Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 19, 2018 10:21 PM (iX3+9)

93 "Take a moment to doubt your own words, and ask yourself - as any good scientist would - if you've got your head up a black hole.

Having said all that, I think you're gonna love next week's episode.
It's called Multiple Stars! Check it out, Tuesdays at 10pm, on Science.

Best,

Mike"




Leave me out of this!

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 10:21 PM (TAufc)

94 I didn't think it was possible but Jenna Jameson just keeps getting more awesome by the day.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:21 PM (NWiLs)

95 I've visited the Corning facility. Nice museum there. The most impressive item is the first blank they cast for the Mt. Palomar telescope...which cracked when it cooled. It has to be the world's largest chunk of glass. It's huge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 10:21 PM (nBBdT)

96 84 No one is prescribed fentanyl unless they were at an 11 on a 1-10 pain scale, and probably at end of life stage of some fatal disease.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (Pz4pT)


Unless your doctor is criminally insane, I mean.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:18 PM (Pz4pT)

I was given fentanyl and dilaudid for a kidney stone once.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 10:22 PM (sZJfc)

97 Don Lemon is freaking out

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 19, 2018 10:22 PM (PUmDY)

98 "No one is prescribed fentanyl unless they were at an 11 on a 1-10 pain scale, and probably at end of life stage of some fatal disease.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (Pz4pT) "

Eh, rich and famous guy like Petty could definitely find a doc willing to write a script for it. But mixed will all that other shit? That screams recreational use to me.

And I say that as someone who had a pill problem for a couple years.

But even I knew to stay the fuck away from fentanyl. I stole pills from my grandma. Zolpidem, hydrocodone, alprazolam, diazepam. I was a big piece of shit. But I wasn't suicidal enough to take her fentanyl patches.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:22 PM (uuwor)

99 I'm not even going to attempt the guess the girl thing. I'm sure an unsettling number of the characters are boys.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

100 Australian Open is on the ESJWN channel. Pretty good match between Halep and Davis (USA), except the Halep chick is straining to drop a turd after every shot.

Last set, it's 11-11, 40-40. Yikes




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2018 10:24 PM (8iiMU)

101 Shut it down, fire about 15% off the top, throw the crooks in jail. I'm cool with any Republicans that are caught up in this mess going bye-bye too, as they undoubtedly are.

Yank their pensions. I believe any federal position open for 90 days is considered vacant? Shit can them too. Plenty of room on the calender for new, interesting and memorable holidays. Waay past time. Washington city needs an Enema. Let's do this!
Posted by: Common Tater


All that, plus the sexual harassers in congress whose alleged victims the taxpayers had to pay off? They need to return the money to the treasury out of their own pockets. I don't think we should have to pay for their screwing around.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2018 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

102 Well, this is annoying. I got a $200 Visa gift card from my employer about 6 months ago and thought "Hey, I'm not going to spend this now. I'll wait until I go on vacation and use it then." So I tucked it away in a safe place. It's so safe I can't remember where the hell I put it. I don't need for another 2 months - but still, it's pissing me off that I don't know where it is.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 10:24 PM (P8951)

103 97 Don Lemon is freaking out
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 19, 2018 10:22 PM (PUmDY)


Day ending in "y"?

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:24 PM (h2Bdk)

104 58 Went to Fenton Glass in WV many years ago. All hand blown glass. Awesome stuff. Too bad they went tits up.

Posted by: Deplorable Fedreral Employee at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (iiixZ)


Skilled scientific glassblowers are in high demand. And by that I mean there are probably less than 100 true experts in the entire world... heck, probably less than a dozen true masters.

If I was 18 again, I'd have chosen to apprentice with a true master scientific glassblower.

I've use glassware from the very best. It's easy to get spoiled by such perfection.

Posted by: The Scientific Hat at January 19, 2018 10:24 PM (itfg0)

105 Are we still the world's only superpower? I think if we got into a
tussle in with China in the South China Sea waters we'd probably lose.
---
At sea?

I think we win that easy. It's not like they can give a couple of hundred guys flippers and rifles and reach us a couple hundred miles of the coast.

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2018 10:24 PM (XQvuQ)

106 Cloture vote in Senate going down. Not even close.

Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (OAlmw)

107 SRV - Little Wing - studio version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An4uDegHB8s

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (tRaq7)

108 97 Don Lemon is freaking out
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 19, 2018 10:22 PM (PUmDY)

Is he crying tears of rage?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

109 [Looks at captcha]

The only ones I'm sure about are the chicks from Persona 4 and Sword Art Online. I think the one in the middle is a trap, possibly from the Genshiken sequel.

[puts away helmet of dorkiness+2]

Posted by: lowtech redneck at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (hfClf)

110 All that, plus the sexual harassers in congress whose alleged victims the taxpayers had to pay off? They need to return the money to the treasury out of their own pockets. I don't think we should have to pay for their screwing around.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2018 10:24 PM (+lVUW)


Preach it, sister! I don't understand why the public gave that one a shrug.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (h2Bdk)

111 "I'm not even going to attempt the guess the girl thing. I'm sure an unsettling number of the characters are boys.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:23 PM (NWiLs) "

6 of them by my count. Potentially 7 if the one not in the tic-tac-toe picture is also a dude, which I think is likely.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (uuwor)

112 Speaking of traps, here's one Maetenlock put up a while back when he was doing the ONT. THose of the "spot the tranny" which was a trap, as they were all trannies.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycsmbro3

THat's "Miss Tiffany's Universe", Thailand's ladyboy pageant. It's totally SFW and if you didn't know, you'd think it was some regular SE Asian beauty pageant.

But those are all ladyboys. It's scary. Also read the comments.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (8O3HH)

113 There's no medical issue that's going to have you taking a half dozen morphine analogs and benzodiazepines at the same time except "junkie".

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (h2Bdk)

And don't all of those contribute to osteoporosis, a fractured hip being one of the issues he was taking those painkillers for?

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 19, 2018 10:26 PM (2kiKp)

114 but still, it's pissing me off that I don't know where it is.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V
-----------

Bad news, as you get older, this will happen more often, "Dammit! I just had that in my hand a minute ago. Where the hell did I put it?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 10:26 PM (nBBdT)

115 New citizenship test:

Nice shady awning with benches, water, and a big bowl of Tide Pods just across the border.

Posted by: Magically Delicious at January 19, 2018 10:26 PM (hGrzS)

116 fantasyanime.com has Record Of Lodoss War. Apparently it`s an Anime based on a Manga based on a Japanese RPG which is based on D&D.

It really is a lot like watching a D&D game put to a cartoon. Down to the dwarf and elf bickering.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 10:26 PM (6FqZa)

117 Hey Donna.

Did you scour your wallet? I've been known to put things in spots in my wallet, then have trouble finding them again.

The gift card could also be tucked away in your checkbook...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 10:26 PM (eMKNe)

118 I've read that some people are known to take spent spent Duragesic (fentanyl) patches and extract the contents which still contain a lot of fentanyl...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 19, 2018 10:26 PM (e9G8E)

119 97 Don Lemon is freaking out
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie



Broke a nail?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 10:26 PM (peJQi)

120 109 [Looks at captcha]

The only ones I'm sure about are the chicks from Persona 4 and Sword Art Online. I think the one in the middle is a trap, possibly from the Genshiken sequel.

[puts away helmet of dorkiness+2]
Posted by: lowtech redneck at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (hfClf)


I knew I recognized that one from somewhere.

I loved the first Genshiken. The second one was just horrible.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:27 PM (h2Bdk)

121 Don Lemon is freaking out
--

They've been freaking out since Nov. 2016. I think that's their standard emotion now.

/please report when they are calm and not lying.

Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2018 10:27 PM (aT+Bx)

122 That poor dog looks like someone dressed him up and is sending him on a blind date...and he doesn't want to go.

"Dammit mom, I don't care if she has a great personality!"

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 19, 2018 10:27 PM (iX3+9)

123 The Scientific Hat

I remember we had the scientific glassblower discussion on an ONT over a year ago. We've had some neato-keano stuff made for us.

My Mitsugi Ohno Klein Bottle is my prized nic-nac.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2018 10:27 PM (hyuyC)

124 If I was 18 again, I'd have chosen to apprentice with a true master scientific glassblower.




Posted by: The Scientific Hat at January 19, 2018 10:24 PM (itfg0)


When I was a teen I had a chance to learn how to make neon signs by hand from a guy who had retired from the business after 50+ years. Wasted that opportunity.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 19, 2018 10:28 PM (yzxic)

125 THat's "Miss Tiffany's Universe", Thailand's ladyboy pageant. It's totally SFW and if you didn't know, you'd think it was some regular SE Asian beauty pageant.

But those are all ladyboys. It's scary. Also read the comments.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (8O3HH)

That's highly disconcerting.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:28 PM (NWiLs)

126 Nice shady awning with benches, water, and a big bowl of Tide Pods just across the border.
Posted by: Magically Delicious a

What flavor pods?

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2018 10:28 PM (5wCUq)

127 119 Broke a nail?
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 10:26 PM (peJQi)

ingrown bikini wax hair

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 19, 2018 10:28 PM (hscyr)

128 Oh great. Global warming caused the Polar Vortex which is now driving iguanas extinct. Humans really do suck, don't they?

Posted by: Al Gore at January 19, 2018 10:29 PM (/qEW2)

129 Select all pictures with girls?

All I saw was cartoons.



Paging kbdabear

Posted by: mindful webworker - in case of ire break gas at January 19, 2018 10:29 PM (NU2/k)

130 The slow knife penetrates the shield...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 19, 2018 10:29 PM (lLeln)

131 "Did you scour your wallet? I've been known to put things in spots in my wallet, then have trouble finding them again."

I know it's not there. I got a new wallet a few weeks ago and made the transfer and it wasn't there. I would not have stored it there though, because I wouldn't have wanted to mistake it for one of my regular credit cards and used it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 10:29 PM (P8951)

132 Looks at captcha

That's animie, right? Stuff has creeped me out since childhood.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 19, 2018 10:30 PM (iX3+9)

133 The sad truth is, no one, not even the closest of family members, will ever know the line between suicide and "accidental" overdose.

So true.

Posted by: Marilyn Monroe at January 19, 2018 10:30 PM (+lVUW)

134 I'm ending an emotionally draining stressful day.
I had a really good conversation with Jim today. He asked for the time of the celebration of Faye's life.
Just so my hordling friends know it will be Monday, January 29 at South View Alliance Church in Calgary beginning at 1 p.m. MST
I've been trying to talk to cfomom but every time I went to do it I would get three calls coming in simultaneously.
I have bought a ticket to the Philippines.
The Horde is awesome.
I love all of you.

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 19, 2018 10:30 PM (nBr1j)

135 years ago, Jenna Jameson did an appearance on the Howard Stern show. Her producer was very proud of the fact that the porn company was letting them do the movie (or let them do the movie) on film instead of video. He called this honor a stigmata.

no, I am not making this up

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 19, 2018 10:30 PM (ILitO)

136 I like how dems are still relying on their faulty polls

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 19, 2018 10:31 PM (PUmDY)

137 The beloved musician's system showed traces of
fentanyl, oxycodone, temazepam, alprazolam, citalopram, acetylfentanyl
and despropionyl fentanyl, according to a statement from Jonathan Lucas,
the chief medical examiner for the coroner's office.



In a message posted on Facebook, Petty's wife and daughter confirmed he was taking a mix of drugs to treat health issues.



Uh huh. From wikipedia:



Acetylfentanyl (acetyl fentanyl) is an opioid analgesic drug that
is an analog of fentanyl. Studies have estimated acetylfentanyl to be
fifteen times more potent than morphine. It has never been licensed for
medical use and instead only been sold as a designer drug.



There's no medical issue that's going to have you taking a half
dozen morphine analogs and benzodiazepines at the same time except
"junkie".

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:09 PM (h2Bdk)

I believe despropionyl fentanyl is another illegal knock off fentanyl analog frequently mixed with heroin. I'm not saying that Petty wasn't taking these drugs because he was in pain. I'm just saying he was dangerously playing street pharmacologist.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 10:31 PM (FTXAT)

138 Oh wow, Lodoss War. That brings me back quite a bit.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:31 PM (uuwor)

139 Bad news, as you get older, this will happen more often, "Dammit! I just had that in my hand a minute ago. Where the hell did I put it?"

"Where are my glasses?"

Above your forehead where you just slid them.

"Thanks. Now why did I walk into this room?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 10:31 PM (tRaq7)

140 @116 fantasyanime.com has Record Of Lodoss War. Apparently it`s an Anime based on a Manga based on a Japanese RPG which is based on D&D.

It really is a lot like watching a D&D game put to a cartoon. Down to the dwarf and elf bickering.
--------------------------

It was a pretty popular series too, back in the day. Of course, they made it back when the story was still only half complete, and had to make up the ending. And that explained why the "sort of sequel" series had two dead characters very much alive and well.

There was a later Lodoss series that incorporated the official ending, but it sucked. Don't know if that's because the actual ending really did suck, or if it was the fault of the riders for the new series.


Having said that, both of the elves were hawt. Probably still are.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:31 PM (mJxCG)

141 I knew I recognized that one from somewhere.

I loved the first Genshiken. The second one was just horrible.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:27 PM (h2Bdk)

Yeah, I never finished it.

Posted by: lowtech redneck at January 19, 2018 10:31 PM (hfClf)

142 Bad news, as you get older, this will happen more often, "Dammit! I just
had that in my hand a minute ago. Where the hell did I put it?"


Look in your other hand.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2018 10:31 PM (Nyyc4)

143 We. Are. Not. Calm!

Posted by: Don Lemon's Tits at January 19, 2018 10:31 PM (fUJvh)

144 Mike Rowe.
Note to self. Self, do not piss this guy off.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2018 10:31 PM (0tfLf)

145 Make that security guard a border patrolman! Keep would be dreamers out until the wall is up.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 10:31 PM (/qEW2)

146 I've read that some people are known to take spent spent Duragesic (fentanyl) patches and extract the contents which still contain a lot of fentanyl...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 19, 2018 10:26 PM (e9G8E)


It takes a good amount of care and precision to extract fentanyl from patches... not a trait commonly found among abusers. So the OD rate is dramatically higher with fentanyl than heroin.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:32 PM (Pz4pT)

147 @120 I loved the first Genshiken. The second one was just horrible.
----------------

Never seen it/ read it. But from what I've heard, the author let her(?) love of yaio get away from her in the second one.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:33 PM (mJxCG)

148 DON LEMON IS FREAKING OUT???

Posted by: AL Sharpton at January 19, 2018 10:33 PM (BLjCA)

149 Donna, you should be able to get the card info from your employer and have it cancelled and have a new one issued.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 19, 2018 10:33 PM (eq7gs)

150 72 The beloved musician's system showed traces of fentanyl, oxycodone,
temazepam, alprazolam, citalopram, acetylfentanyl and despropionyl
fentanyl.


Like reading the ingredients in a bottle of Drano.
Posted by: same as it ever was at January 19, 2018 10:14 PM (BLjCA)

This reads like murder. Dealers are making counterfeit pills using cheap Chinese fentanyl. And they do it on purpose, the adding of fentanyl.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 10:33 PM (jeefx)

151 The 90's had a couple decent fantasy anime. Slayers, Lodoss War, Those Who Hunt Elves...I know there's another big one I'm forgetting.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:33 PM (uuwor)

152 Make that security guard a border patrolman! Keep would be dreamers out until the wall is up.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

How do you say "You done fucked with the wrong one" in Spanish?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 10:34 PM (5wCUq)

153 When I was a teen I had a chance to learn how to make neon signs by hand from a guy who had retired from the business after 50+ years. Wasted that opportunity.
Posted by: Country Singer
---
Put me on the list of shoulda, coulda, woulda. I had a chance to apprentice to the Italian stone carvers at the National Cathedral in DC. Didn't take it.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2018 10:34 PM (tr2D7)

154 >>That's highly disconcerting.

Well, those are the top tier, but that's why those pervs with the chicks-with-dicks kind go to Bangkok. Our trannies are mostly Caitlyns. Ugly as shit.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 10:34 PM (8O3HH)

155 It was a pretty popular series too, back in the day. Of course, they made it back when the story was still only half complete, and had to make up the ending.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4S9NuI6NKo

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:34 PM (h2Bdk)

156 Northernlurker, I'm sorry about your loss.

Hope the celebration and trip go smoothly.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 10:34 PM (8OMyt)

157 I love all of you.

Back at you, NL.

When this is past and you have some time, email me and let's chat.

Luv ya and may God preserve you and your family.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 10:34 PM (tRaq7)

158 Well, that captcha certainly gives new meaning to the term "MILF".

Posted by: Sharkman at January 19, 2018 10:34 PM (bsdd3)

159 >>>How do you say "You done fucked with the wrong one" in Spanish?

"Bang!"

Posted by: Real Gun at January 19, 2018 10:35 PM (fUJvh)

160 Isn't Genshiken the one about the anime club? Didn't strike me as a show with much yaoi....

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:35 PM (uuwor)

161 @151 The 90's had a couple decent fantasy anime. Slayers, Lodoss War, Those Who Hunt Elves...I know there's another big one I'm forgetting.
-----------------

Escaflowne. Fantasy *and* giant robots.

And evil Isaac Newton.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:35 PM (mJxCG)

162 Well, those are the top tier, but that's why those pervs with the chicks-with-dicks kind go to Bangkok. Our trannies are mostly Caitlyns. Ugly as shit.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 10:34 PM (8O3HH)

Are you bemoaning our tranny gap?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 10:35 PM (sZJfc)

163 If you were having sex with a girl and she died, would you finish?

++++

It wouldn't really be fair to her if you didn't. What are you gonna do, leave her high and dry on her last time?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 19, 2018 10:35 PM (FUu/Z)

164 God bless you NL. We're all there for you.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 10:36 PM (5wCUq)

165 NL,
Was you wife from the Philippines?

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 10:36 PM (kufk0)

166 123 The Scientific Hat

I remember we had the scientific glassblower discussion on an ONT over a year ago. We've had some neato-keano stuff made for us.

My Mitsugi Ohno Klein Bottle is my prized nic-nac.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2018 10:27 PM (hyuyC)


It's too bad that you can't get a Bachelors degree in skilled specialties such as this. It has sadly become expected that one with a Bachelors degree is preferable to one who isn't... regardless of what that degree is in.

Frankly, the "master/apprentice" dynamic is still the preferable way of teaching higher skills.

I'd go so far as to dismiss any Ph.D. program that did not follow that model.

Posted by: The Doctoral Hat at January 19, 2018 10:36 PM (itfg0)

167 God bless, NL. We love ya, brother.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:37 PM (NWiLs)

168 "Well, that captcha certainly gives new meaning to the term "MILF".

Posted by: Sharkman at January 19, 2018 10:34 PM (bsdd3) "

I think most of those characters are teenagers. And one not even that old. (Bottom left is a child, from 4chan's favorite all-time anime)

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:37 PM (uuwor)

169 As far as I know, Mike Rowe has never made an overtly political statement. But he champions the forgotten people who do deplorable jobs - and so that's enough for the left to revile him as an anti-science wingnut fascist.

You might try not to pick a side. The left is insisting that you do.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 10:37 PM (P8951)

170 Bottom middle and top right is a girl - same character, actually.


Trick question. They're all drawings.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 10:37 PM (WbIyz)

171 160 Isn't Genshiken the one about the anime club? Didn't strike me as a show with much yaoi....
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:35 PM (uuwor)


Yeah. Like I said, the first one was pretty good. They introduced a new cast in the second one (it takes place in a school), and they basically made it all about how it's okay to be a tranny. It was pretty preachy.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:37 PM (h2Bdk)

172 Northern Lurker, so glad to 'see' you.

Let us know before you take off for the Phillipines!

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 19, 2018 10:38 PM (iX3+9)

173 Glass video very cool Weirdave.
Mesmerizing.
I wonder if it is a dying art. Hope not.
Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel


My parents collected antique art glass. My dad could tell you all about the different types, how they got the colors, how they got the iridescence, and so on.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2018 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

174 Hip pain is a most trying pain. Every move you make is painful.

You have NO idea unless you've had some.

He had a cracked hip that became a broken hip. I have no way of understanding how he managed that except with excessive doses of pain killer.

I've had arthritis pain and gout pain and kidney stone pain.

I KNOW what pain is like and can withstand most except gout pain.

With some meds the arthritis pain is stand able. When my hips went wonky (both) even my regular pain killer was not up to dulling it when it would shoot through my leg and into my spine.

I've just started coming out of it and i could understand how it can be easy to forget how much and when you took your last pain meds. You become disoriented, lose track of time and how much you took. Even with the low acting stuff I take it's a risk so I made myself endure some just to be sure.

He had MUCH more than I did I'm guessing. And he was tired and worn out. Where the hell was his family? This devoted family we're seeing now? Why wasn't somebody with him all the time? Making sure he wasn't taking too much or that it was under control? I am not happy with them from what we're hearing or seeing.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 19, 2018 10:38 PM (RwBDG)

175 Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 10:34 PM (8O3HH)

Are you bemoaning our tranny gap?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 10:35 PM (sZJfc)


IT'S FUNNY CUZ THERE IS NO GAP!!!

Posted by: Ben Rothlessburger at January 19, 2018 10:38 PM (Pz4pT)

176 "Escaflowne. Fantasy *and* giant robots.

And evil Isaac Newton.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:35 PM (mJxCG) "

Oh right, Escaflowne. Speaking of which, Dilandau would also fit quite well in that captcha.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:38 PM (uuwor)

177 If you were having sex with a girl and she died, would you finish?

Would I know?

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:38 PM (h2Bdk)

178 Hope you have a good send off, Northernlurker.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 10:38 PM (sZJfc)

179 "No one is prescribed fentanyl unless they were at an 11 on a 1-10 pain
scale, and probably at end of life stage of some fatal disease.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:16 PM (Pz4pT)


My son was on fentanyl patches when I finally found a doctor who would actually treat his back pain between surgeries. It was the only pain medication that wasn't either ineffective or an allergen to him. Those patches were a Godsend as they brought his level 10 pain down to a 4 or 5 so he could function enough to do home bound schooling and play video games with his friends. The months before that, all he could do was lay very still in bed and use all his concentration to keep the pain at bay.




I HATE that fentanyl is being demonized in this "opioid crisis" when the stuff that is killing people is not the prescriptions that help people like my son.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 10:39 PM (FTXAT)

180 @160 Isn't Genshiken the one about the anime club? Didn't strike me as a show with much yaoi....
------------------

Again, never seen it. But apparently one of the female characters in the first season is a yaoi fan. And from what I understand she ends up persuading most of the group in the second season to enjoy it as well. Mind you, I'm not saying that any of the characters in the show are actually involved in it.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:39 PM (mJxCG)

181 Um.....

Hey guys! I know its been a while since I was brutally murdered and maybe you forgot, but...

Did any of you ever find my arm? The one Corey Lewandowsk viciously tore off and then savagely beat upon me in between his sprays of rabies infused foam spittle. I remember because the video showed it was not unlike the way a chimpanzee suffering cerebral palsy would try to tenderize a flank steak with a pipe wrench.

Just curious.

Thanks! XOXOX

Posted by: Michelle Fields's Ghost at January 19, 2018 10:39 PM (PTA8E)

182 >>>163
If you were having sex with a girl and she died, would you finish?



++++



It wouldn't really be fair to her if you didn't. What are you gonna do, leave her high and dry on her last time?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 19, 2018 10:35 PM (FUu/Z)
*******
One could always just then pretend she's an American!
I denounce myself...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 19, 2018 10:39 PM (e9G8E)

183 NL-her love is with you always. Bless you and your family.

Posted by: Abby at January 19, 2018 10:39 PM (rNiRH)

184 If you were having sex with a girl and she died, would you finish?


I assumed she was just thinking of England.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 10:39 PM (WbIyz)

185 Uh, those captcha pics look like children.

One is a cat person.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 19, 2018 10:39 PM (iX3+9)

186 >> Are you bemoaning our tranny gap?

That doesn't matter. In the Strangelovian Doomsday re-population of the earth plan, with 10 gals to every horndog wouldn't need them at all. They can't get pregnant.

So, we can tolerate a tranny gap. Although you'd think the Caitlyns of the world would look at that and just shit, I can't compete and give it up. They're men, damn it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 10:40 PM (8O3HH)

187 If you were having sex with a girl and she died, would you finish?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
----
Cant definitely say but I do remember an encounter with a woman that was an epileptic. At first I thought, Wow! She is really digging this! I mean, really digging this. Wait a minute. . . .

I denounce myself. But only a little.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2018 10:40 PM (tr2D7)

188 WeirdDave, thanks for the Rowe link. I knew liberals were fools about science when that line, "The science is settled" came out. The science is never settled. Any fifth grader should know that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2018 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

189 112 Speaking of traps, here's one Maetenlock put up a while back when he was doing the ONT. THose of the "spot the tranny" which was a trap, as they were all trannies.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycsmbro3

THat's "Miss Tiffany's Universe", Thailand's ladyboy pageant. It's totally SFW and if you didn't know, you'd think it was some regular SE Asian beauty pageant.

But those are all ladyboys. It's scary. Also read the comments.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (8O3HH)

They look younger than Jon Benet Ramsey.

Delete this!

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 10:40 PM (jeefx)

190 "a stigmata"

'least we know Stern isn't a Greek homo.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 10:40 PM (6FqZa)

191 149
Donna, you should be able to get the card info from your employer and have it cancelled and have a new one issued.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 19, 2018 10:33 PM (eq7gs)

I'll do that if I don't find it within a few weeks.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 10:40 PM (P8951)

192 "He had MUCH more than I did I'm guessing. And he was tired and worn out. Where the hell was his family? This devoted family we're seeing now? Why wasn't somebody with him all the time? Making sure he wasn't taking too much or that it was under control? I am not happy with them from what we're hearing or seeing.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 19, 2018 10:38 PM (RwBDG) "

Well, from the perspective of an ex-junkie, you try your best to hide it.

Then again, I was in my 20's, not my 60's, so they probably should have known better, even if he said he didn't need help/supervision.

But he's also a touring rock star, so they couldn't exactly babysit him.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:40 PM (uuwor)

193 @176 Oh right, Escaflowne. Speaking of which, Dilandau would also fit quite well in that captcha.
-------------------

True...

Which begs the question - would Dilandau count as a guy or a girl?

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:40 PM (mJxCG)

194 When I climb on, cut the ropes.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 19, 2018 10:40 PM (WbIyz)

195 It wouldn't really be fair to her if you didn't. What are you gonna do, leave her high and dry on her last time?

On the one hand, cognitive functions continue for several minutes after the heart stops pumping blood to the brain, so there's evidence of awareness for a few minutes (about 4:00, IIRC) as the body shuts down in death.

On the other hand, y'all are just awful.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (tRaq7)

196 165 NL,
Was you wife from the Philippines?
Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 10:36 PM (kufk0)

Saskatchewan farm girl pasty white.

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (nBr1j)

197 Still in my prayers, Northern Lurker!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (P8951)

198 WD, Thanks for another great ONT. The glass worker is especially interesting. Damn! I admire real craftsmanship.

Posted by: JTB at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (V+03K)

199 114 Mike Hammer -- Ain't that the truth. Himself brought the newspaper in this afternoon and handed it to me. I slid it out of its little orange dog poop picker-upper, looked away for a couple of seconds and the damned thing had totally vanished. I tore the entire room apart, and finally realized it had merely slid down inside my chair. All that wasted energy. . .

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (T3JzS)

200
If I was 18 again, I'd have chosen to apprentice with a true master scientific glassblower.

I've use glassware from the very best. It's easy to get spoiled by such perfection.
Posted by: The Scientific Hat
---------------

While on staff at well-known school (which shall remain anonymous, for their own protection) we had a life-long professional scientific glass maker. The guy learned his art at the Mayo Clinic.

He was insanely good. Things you could not imagine being made on account of complexity, he would just nonchalantly knock out. I have a couple of pieces he made.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (c/EDo)

201 Ruben Navarette at FB:

"A government shutdown is dangerous-- to government employees. Because it reminds average Americans that they don't need government."

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (eMKNe)

202 181 Um.....

Hey guys! I know its been a while since I was brutally murdered and maybe you forgot, but...

Did any of you ever find my arm? The one Corey Lewandowsk viciously tore off and then savagely beat upon me in between his sprays of rabies infused foam spittle. I remember because the video showed it was not unlike the way a chimpanzee suffering cerebral palsy would try to tenderize a flank steak with a pipe wrench.

Just curious.

Thanks! XOXOX
Posted by: Michelle Fields's Ghost at January 19, 2018 10:39 PM (PTA8E)

Is this pasta?

If not, it should be.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (jeefx)

203 Top right is Asuna from Sword Art Online - normal girl

1: ?
2: ?
3: Haruhi from Ouran High School Host Club - reverse trap
4: Felix from Re:Zero - trap
5: ?
6: Naoto from Persona 4 - reverse trap
7: ?
8: Same as 3
9: Astolfo from Fate/Apocrypha - trap

Give the theme I'm guessing all 9 are either traps or reverse traps

Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (gDSJf)

204 Out of the shadows is the last resort for a worthless argument

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 19, 2018 10:42 PM (PUmDY)

205 "Keep a thing 7 years, and you'll find a use for it."
OFA, 01/19/18.

Posted by: pogomip at January 19, 2018 10:42 PM (VtdVB)

206 But those are all ladyboys. It's scary. Also read the comments.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (8O3HH)


========

As long as asians aren't your thing, there's no risk.

I think Thailand should sell them to China. Provide substitutes for their men (due to the gender discrepancy) *and* keep the population down.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 10:42 PM (/qEW2)

207 Can you finish up while doing CPR?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 10:43 PM (5wCUq)

208 Newton used to hang counterfeiters, so can't have been that bad.

He was a bit of a spergie about alchemy and Christianity though.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 10:43 PM (6FqZa)

209 Give the theme I'm guessing all 9 are either traps or reverse traps
Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (gDSJf)

Reverse trap?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

210 Can you finish up while doing CPR?


That's not how you intubate!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 10:44 PM (WbIyz)

211 Can you finish up while doing CPR?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig
---
One more laugh noted on the list on why I am going to hell.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2018 10:44 PM (tr2D7)

212 If you were having sex with a girl and she died...

How would you know ?

Posted by: AL Sharpton at January 19, 2018 10:45 PM (BLjCA)

213 "True...

Which begs the question - would Dilandau count as a guy or a girl?

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:40 PM (mJxCG) "

It's been a while since I saw it - did they actually do a full addadictomy on Dilandau, magical or otherwise? I know he was brainwashed into thinking he was a guy (mostly so he'd forget he was whatshisname's sister), but I don't remember if he had the, uh, equipment.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:45 PM (uuwor)

214 Heh. Newark is a company town already. It is owned lock stock and barrel by Prudential Insurance Co. of America.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2018 10:45 PM (EZebt)

215 What's a reverse trap?

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (h2Bdk)

216 @208 Newton used to hang counterfeiters, so can't have been that bad.
----------------------

Escaflowne takes his love of the occult, and basically goes off the deep end with it. It's one of those things that can't really be explained. You have to watch the series to understand it. I can't remember whether it's even actually stated that the character is Newton, though the images on the screen make it clear that he is.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (mJxCG)

217 Reverse trap?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

Girls that are disguised or mistaken for boys. The reverse.

Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (gDSJf)

218 i actually kind of liked the first season of Sword Art Online.

Didn't get far into the other seasons tho'.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (6FqZa)

219 It takes a good amount of care and precision to
extract fentanyl from patches... not a trait commonly found among
abusers. So the OD rate is dramatically higher with fentanyl than
heroin.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:32 PM (Pz4pT)

In Virginia at least, submissions to the Department of Forensic Science of prescription fentanyl have been stead for over a decade at a very low level (25-27 samples a year). In contrast, in 2016 DFS analyzed almost 2000 samples of illicitly produced fentanyl (either from drug busts of as part of overdose cases. It is not prescription fentanyl that is killing people. It is illicit fentanyl produced in China and Mexico.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (FTXAT)

220 redbanzai, I don't demonize any drug. The opioid crisis exists not because doctors wanted a lot of people to become addicts, but because opioids *work* - that's why they got prescribed so heavily.

Fentanyl does have a very high risk of becoming a drug of abuse, but that doesn't mean it has no medical function.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (uuwor)

221 >> They look younger than Jon Benet Ramsey.

Relax. For the record I looked up the age requirements for Miss Tiffany's. It's 18 - 25.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (8O3HH)

222 Can you finish up while doing CPR?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 10:43 PM (5wCUq)


We've got the paddles ready and charged, sir, what part of "clear" do you not understand?

Posted by: Pair-o-Medics at January 19, 2018 10:47 PM (Pz4pT)

223 So if Flake, Miss Lindsey and Rand had just voted yes, we could have had our CR? For fucks sake. Not that i care about a shitdown, but that is just plain stupid. Not only did you just diminish Trumps leverage for the dumbass daca deadline in March, you gave cover to 8 shitty dems we need to beat in the fall and we need them on record for terrible votes (or at least voting with us) Good lord these fools have no idea what they are doing. And as far as im concerned, rand is just as bad as flake. If you keep ending up on the side of the dem votes, you can just take your principles across the aisle. Stupid crunchy nutjob.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 10:47 PM (67sg6)

224 I thought it was the slow knife that' penetrates the shields.

A teaching of Gurney Halleck to the young Paul Atriedes.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 19, 2018 10:47 PM (brIR5)

225 142 Bad news, as you get older, this will happen more often, "Dammit! I just
had that in my hand a minute ago. Where the hell did I put it?"


Must be nice to be that young. Several times, said object was still in my hand.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2018 10:47 PM (cW490)

226 Reverse trap being a girl meant to fool you into thinking it's a guy - the opposite of the standard trap.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:48 PM (uuwor)

227 Reverse trap?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)


You keyed on that.

I keyed on: Top right is - normal girl

Something strange going on here.

Posted by: dDan at January 19, 2018 10:49 PM (hwYmz)

228 218 i actually kind of liked the first season of Sword Art Online.

Didn't get far into the other seasons tho'.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (6FqZa)


I liked it too. I watched the first two. The first one was better.

SAO wasn't great, but I'll never understand how it became fashionable to treat it as the Worst Anime Ever.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:49 PM (h2Bdk)

229 217 Reverse trap?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

Girls that are disguised or mistaken for boys. The reverse.
Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (gDSJf)

The things I learn here.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:49 PM (NWiLs)

230 So - The other day I heard from an old friend who has lived in San Diego for 30 years. She absolutely loved it when she and her husband moved there. Paradise! Now she wants very much to get out of Cali. They have 3 kids and although they make good money (or what would be good money anywhere but Cali and NYC) she says they're just scrapping by. She's upset by the illegals. She's upset by all the stupid laws and taxes.They'd like to move to Arizona or Nevada but the problem is that her hubby is an only child and his parents are elderly and ailing. They live in Orange County and he is very good about visiting them weekly, and making sure they're OK. They won't move and he doesn't want to abandon them.

I figure many good people are stuck in Cali for the same reason - they have family obligations and can't just up and leave.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 10:50 PM (P8951)

231 Bad news, as you get older, this will happen more often, "Dammit! I just had that in my hand a minute ago. Where the hell did I put it?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


I think that's why nature set it up so that older women don't get pregnant.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2018 10:50 PM (+lVUW)

232
Frankly, the "master/apprentice" dynamic is still the preferable way of teaching higher skills.


I did that when I was a Tool and Diemaker. Good ol' Rupert, my mentor. Funny guy. Drank like a fish but knew his stuff really well and enjoyed teaching. His son who also worked in that shop was another thing altogether, tho'.

Wherever you are Rupert, I still think of you fondly. Hope you're resting well and teaching angels how to make metal-forming dies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 10:50 PM (tRaq7)

233 "Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (gDSJf) "

7 is from Boku no Pico, and absolutely a trap. Also an elementary school kid I believe. Yeah, that's a fucked up show.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:50 PM (uuwor)

234 Nice Anime Trap Bait WierdDave. Now we know who all the nazis are because anime!

Posted by: The Atlantic's honeypot profile of Richard Spencer at January 19, 2018 10:51 PM (g4lFK)

235 233 "Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (gDSJf) "

7 is from Boku no Pico, and absolutely a trap. Also an elementary school kid I believe. Yeah, that's a fucked up show.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:50 PM (uuwor)

The Japanese are weird.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:51 PM (NWiLs)

236 @213 It's been a while since I saw it - did they actually do a full addadictomy on Dilandau, magical or otherwise? I know he was brainwashed into thinking he was a guy (mostly so he'd forget he was whatshisname's sister), but I don't remember if he had the, uh, equipment.
----------------------

I don't know if they ever explicitly stated that Dilandau was a guy, but I think the implication was pretty clear (especially since it's not until late in the series that there's any reason to think that Dilandau hasn't always been a guy). My guess is that if they hadn't intended Dilandau to have been turned fully male, then they would have said something after the reveal about the character's backstory.

And then, of course, the changes all revert at the end.

So... imo female in the backstory, male through most of the series, and female again at the end.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:51 PM (mJxCG)

237 Reverse trap?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

Girls that are disguised or mistaken for boys. The reverse.
Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (gDSJf)

The things I learn here.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:49 PM (NWiLs)


Funny thing is, people who never get trapped, coming or going, are the ones not having sex with strangers.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 10:52 PM (Pz4pT)

238 If you were having sex with a girl and she died..

Swim for it!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at January 19, 2018 10:52 PM (cW490)

239 For the first time in a long time, I just took a peek at Hollywood Elsewhere.

Thank God, no political posts. But it turns out that in 2018, a film called The Other Side Of The Wind is going to be released, most likely in limited venues and then on Netflix.

It's a film that Orson Welles started making... in 1967(!). And one of Welles' original backers for the project was... the Pahlavi government in Iran. Good grief, talk about a long and tortured backstory for one movie.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 10:52 PM (eMKNe)

240 williowed on the last thread...

Contact your congresscritter, alter this it's what I sent...

My first question is are you among the 115 Reps who have read the FISA memo? If not why not?
Secondly, will you vote to release this to the public? If not why not?
I feel the American public needs to know about a possible subversion of our electoral process. And it appears that was done by our own employees, not the Russians with "collusion" with the Trump campaign.
Please respond, as I got no response to my last email to you. No response equals no vote for you.

Posted by: Farmer at January 19, 2018 10:53 PM (yJ1e6)

241 They'd like to move to Arizona or Nevada but the problem is that her hubby is an only child and his parents are elderly and ailing. They live in Orange County and he is very good about visiting them weekly, and making sure they're OK. They won't move and he doesn't want to abandon them.

I figure many good people are stuck in Cali for the same reason - they have family obligations and can't just up and leave.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 10:50 PM (P8951)


That's why I'm still in CA. If an asteroid wiped out my family I'd be on the road to greener pastures the next day.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:54 PM (h2Bdk)

242 Also, according to Hollywood Elsewhere, Hollywood is tearing itself apart over the latest Woody Allen allegations.

Good. They deserve the aggravation, and then some.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 10:54 PM (eMKNe)

243 redbanzai, I don't demonize any drug. The opioid
crisis exists not because doctors wanted a lot of people to become
addicts, but because opioids *work* - that's why they got prescribed so
heavily.

Fentanyl does have a very high risk of becoming a drug of abuse, but that doesn't mean it has no medical function.



Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (uuwor)

Not you bro... the news though never accurately reports this and, as a consequence a legit drug gets harder for legit patients to get.

Also, (prescription) fentanyl really does not have a high risk than other drugs... except for junkies that will find a drug of abuse, the rate of addiction for opioid pain medications including fentanyl is very low (.24% in the last insurance pool I studied... that number includes both heroin and prescription drugs since they are all lumped together as opioids).

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 10:54 PM (FTXAT)

244 I don't get the "barrel" joke. I searched on animals dancing barrel. And I'm too dense to see any connection between that and formatting errors.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 10:54 PM (/qEW2)

245 166 123 The Doctoral Hat

In the sciences that used to be the standard. Master teaching apprentice, until they walk, research, and get funding on their own.

The pressure on the discretionary budget leads to a very low award level. 10-20% of all grant requests make it.

Science today has some issues, from fraud and funding all the way to diversity over merit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2018 10:54 PM (hyuyC)

246 @228 SAO wasn't great, but I'll never understand how it became fashionable to treat it as the Worst Anime Ever.
--------------------

No doubt the usual stuff about hype. Plus the belief that Kirito is a bit too much of a Marty Stu.

And speaking of the topic at hand with tonight's ONT, there's the bit in the third game (the one where everyone uses guns) where he gets mistaken for a girl because his physical body atrophied while he was trapped in the first game, and the third game builds an in-game avatar based on your real world body.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:55 PM (mJxCG)

247 226 Reverse trap being a girl meant to fool you into thinking it's a guy - the opposite of the standard trap.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:48 PM (uuwor)

++++

It's an Oscar winner if you can pull it off.

Posted by: Hilary Swank at January 19, 2018 10:55 PM (pvjTE)

248 Donna and Ace's Liver:

You describe my situation about staying in California to a T. I wish so much at this stage I could go to NV or AZ, it's not even funny anymore.

I do have family living near the Colorado river, in Arizona. I've wondered if maybe I could at least go live with them on a seasonal basis.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 10:55 PM (eMKNe)

249 "By the Babe Unborn" by G.K. Chesterton

If trees were tall and grasses short,
As in some crazy tale,
If here and there a sea were blue
Beyond the breaking pale,

If a fixed fire hung in the air
To warm me one day through,
If deep green hair grew on great hills,
I know what I should do.

In dark I lie; dreaming that there
Are great eyes cold or kind,
And twisted streets and silent doors,
And living men behind.

Let storm clouds come: better an hour,
And leave to weep and fight,
Than all the ages I have ruled
The empires of the night.

I think that if they gave me leave
Within the world to stand,
I would be good through all the day
I spent in fairyland.

They should not hear a word from me
Of selfishness or scorn,
If only I could find the door,
If only I were born.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 19, 2018 10:55 PM (Ndje9)

250 If you were having sex with a girl and she died...


****

Better up your game.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2018 10:55 PM (0tfLf)

251

Bane's Tactical military pants > Batman's utility belt

Stop pretending you don't have a condom during Sharkweek and Chill with your tinder date.

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 10:56 PM (g4lFK)

252
So if Flake, Miss Lindsey and Rand had just voted yes, we could have
had our CR? For fucks sake. Not that i care about a shitdown, but that
is just plain stupid. Not only did you just diminish Trumps leverage for
the dumbass daca deadline in March, you gave cover to 8 shitty dems we
need to beat in the fall and we need them on record for terrible votes
(or at least voting with us) Good lord these fools have no idea what
they are doing. And as far as im concerned, rand is just as bad as
flake. If you keep ending up on the side of the dem votes, you can just
take your principles across the aisle. Stupid crunchy nutjob.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 10:47 PM (67sg6)

I didn't want the CR and I don't think this weakens Trump's position at all... the shutdown is on the Dems and I welcome it.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 10:56 PM (FTXAT)

253 If you were having sex with a girl and she died..

Swim for it!
Posted by: Ted Kennedy

I nominate this for Thread Winner.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 10:56 PM (5wCUq)

254 Time to wish all you good people a wonderful night and a serene weekend.

See you later.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2018 10:57 PM (hyuyC)

255 250 If you were having sex with a girl and she died...


****

Better up your game.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2018 10:55 PM (0tfLf)

Or maybe turn it down a tad. YMMV.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 10:58 PM (sZJfc)

256 Night NaClyDog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 10:58 PM (sZJfc)

257 241 They'd like to move to Arizona or Nevada but the problem is that her hubby is an only child and his parents are elderly and ailing. They live in Orange County and he is very good about visiting them weekly, and making sure they're OK. They won't move and he doesn't want to abandon them. "

Sun City just outside of Phoenix is a REAL nice place. just sayin'.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 10:58 PM (V2Yro)

258 Northernlurker--I'm so terribly sorry to learn of your loss. Prayers for courage and healing.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2018 10:58 PM (nxBpZ)

259 Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:48 PM (uuwor)

++++

It's an Oscar winner if you can pull it off.
Posted by: Hilary Swank at January 19, 2018 10:55 PM (pvjTE)


Sux much harder in real life tho.

Posted by: Zombie Teena Brandon at January 19, 2018 10:59 PM (Pz4pT)

260 Tom Servo, yup.

So, I've heard, is Incline Village in northern NV. Pricey though, I believe; it looks like Laguna Niguel here.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 10:59 PM (eMKNe)

261 None of the images are girls, unless you live in cartoon dystopia. Real girls have scent, cartoon characters have no scent. Get real, use your nose, sniff the pheromones.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 19, 2018 10:59 PM (C8LGv)

262 Yeah, SAO got lots of hype, plus most anime fans are massive snarky cunt-waffles that are easily herded, so when some people started turning on the show, a lot of others jumped on board.

I only saw Season 1, thought it was perfectly decent, but I'd never go back and watch more now that the market has been just completely saturated with another world/Isekai shows. Log Horizon and Overlord seem to be better shows, anyway.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:59 PM (uuwor)

263 Tom, is Sedona in Arizona still a nice place?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 11:00 PM (eMKNe)

264 Tom Petty. My favorite Rickenbacker man! Hell of an artist. R.I.P.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2018 11:00 PM (bJ0w+)

265 So are we throwing a party when midnight hits and the government shuts down?

Posted by: T at January 19, 2018 11:00 PM (MmeCn)

266 "None of the images are girls, unless you live in cartoon dystopia. Real girls have scent, cartoon characters have no scent. Get real, use your nose, sniff the pheromones.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 19, 2018 10:59 PM (C8LGv) "

B-b-but...muh waifu...she smells of cherry blossoms and guarana.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:01 PM (uuwor)

267 Redbanzai- i dont want a bs CR either, but i am so sick and tired of these same senate dickheads screwing around on our votes. Can we ever count on them to make the right votes? Nope.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 11:01 PM (67sg6)

268 Hah! I'll second a threadwinner nod for the Teddy joke. Well played.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:01 PM (uuwor)

269 I think most of those characters are teenagers. And one not even that old. (Bottom left is a child, from 4chan's favorite all-time anime)
Posted by: broseidon,

Was trying to make a joke incorporating the word Manga, rather than Mom.

I failed.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 19, 2018 11:01 PM (bsdd3)

270 Reverse trap is when what you think is goat is man wearing a goat costume.

Posted by: Afghani farmer at January 19, 2018 11:01 PM (/qEW2)

271 I think dems plan is to just have a shutdown through trumps SOTU.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 11:01 PM (67sg6)

272 Cant definitely say but I do remember an encounter with a woman that was an epileptic. At first I thought, Wow! She is really digging this! I mean, really digging this. Wait a minute. . . .

I denounce myself. But only a little.
Posted by: Tonypete


Okay, I might be going to hell for laughing at that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2018 11:02 PM (+lVUW)

273 Notice how everyone of the Amazon HQ2 finalist locations are bluer than the deep blue sea. If your county voted for Trump, there was no chance you were going to make the cut.

Posted by: profligatewaste at January 19, 2018 11:02 PM (+yY4e)

274 Why did that robber think his gun was fake?

His gun was real when he was forcibly coercing the worker with it. His gun was real when he was strutting around putting cigarettes in the backpack. It doesn't matter if it was a finger pointed pew-pew style in his hoodies' front pocket, either.

Bank rules apply, idiots. If you want me to act like you're armed, then don't be surprised when I act like you're armed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 11:02 PM (ks6bw)

275 Tom, is Sedona in Arizona still a nice place?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 11:00 PM (eMKNe)


Some people love it. Overcrowded with tourists, if you ask me.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 11:02 PM (Pz4pT)

276 I nominate this for Thread Winner.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 10:56 PM (5wCUq)

--Thirded.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 11:02 PM (8OMyt)

277 Petty also had emphysema. That couldn't have been pleasant. Especially for a singer---even if, truth be told, he'd been mostly talk-singing over the music.....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2018 11:02 PM (mc8++)

278 Top right is Asuna from Sword Art Online - normal girl

1: ?
2: Nagihiki Fujisaki from Shugo Chara! - trap
3: Haruhi from Ouran High School Host Club - reverse trap
4: Felix from Re:Zero - trap
5: ?
6: Naoto from Persona 4 - reverse trap
7: Pico from Boku no Pico - trap
8: Same as 3
9: Astolfo from Fate/Apocrypha - trap

updated - just 2 unknowns left

Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 11:03 PM (gDSJf)

279 218 i actually kind of liked the first season of Sword Art Online.

Didn't get far into the other seasons tho'.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 10:46 PM (6FqZa)


Never got into Sword Art Online.

The "RPG" novels/manga/anime of recent years that I enjoyed included:

Goblin Slayer -- Always made clear that the goblins were evil... through demonstrated rape, murder, arson, and rape.

KonaSuba (God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!) -- A good combination of parody/adventure of RPG tropes where all the main characters are messed up/flawed but still entertaining.

Death March through the Parallel World Rhapsody -- Comes close to the "Mary Sue" trope, but escapes it, in part due to rational and informed thinking. Also recognizes that slavery would exist in most of these fantasy settings.

Is it OK to pick up girls in a dungeon? -- An unfortunate title, there is good world building, interesting and complex characters, and an explanation for why a potential "Mary Sue" ain't.

Rokka no Yuusha (i.e. Braves of the Six Flowers) -- The novels have been some of the few where I've been compelled (even if it is in translation) to scrutinize the particulars to figure out just what the climax would be.

There are probably more, but those are what stuck out in my mind at the moment...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 19, 2018 11:03 PM (itfg0)

280 B-b-but...muh waifu...she smells of cherry blossoms and guarana.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter

Dr. Kreiger?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 11:04 PM (5wCUq)

281 Miss lindsay: 30 days is not acceptable but a 3 week deal is fine. Makes sense, you curious cuck.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 11:05 PM (67sg6)

282 If you were having sex with a girl and she died..


******

With the girls I date I can never be sure.

Posted by: A horny possum at January 19, 2018 11:06 PM (wPiJc)

283 "A government shutdown is dangerous-- to government employees. Because it reminds average Americans that they don't need government."
Posted by: qdpsteve


Let's see, what terrible calamities will befall me if there is no money to run the department of edjumacation? None.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2018 11:06 PM (+lVUW)

284 Redbanzai- i dont want a bs CR either, but i am so
sick and tired of these same senate dickheads screwing around on our
votes. Can we ever count on them to make the right votes? Nope.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 11:01 PM (67sg6)

Let them shut it down and let Trump stand up for us and say he will not betray his voters by signing anything that includes amnesty for any illegals... including dreamers. I think congress will blink long before Trump.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 11:06 PM (FTXAT)

285 Looks like the cave will happen tomorrow per Mulvaney. Well it was nice to see the GOP with a backbone for a gew hours at least.

Baby steps i suppose....

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 11:06 PM (SZjBg)

286 Can we move on from this anime crap?

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 11:07 PM (67sg6)

287 Broseidon,

A few words of advise, never get close enough to sniff a komodo dragon. Unless you want to be breakfast, lunch, and supper.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 19, 2018 11:07 PM (C8LGv)

288 A lot of specialty laboratory glassware used to be hand blown. Almost impossible to get that type of glassware now.

Posted by: X-ray at January 19, 2018 11:07 PM (xixZa)

289 I believe that for one of the few times since he was elected, Trump is going to set and own the narrative this next week and through the SOTU. Dumb Democrats are playing with fire by shutting down.

But Trump put them in one of his classic no-win situations from the moment he suspended their precious DACA. Problem for them is that in this side of the no-win, the Dems lose much more in the near term.

You haven't gotten to watch the Democrats play defense very much since 11/8/16 because it has been a constant offensive assault with the sole purpose of crowding marketing genius Trump out.

Sit back and enjoy.

Posted by: Mega at January 19, 2018 11:08 PM (rv0Fo)

290 275 Tom, is Sedona in Arizona still a nice place?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 11:00 PM (eMKNe)

Some people love it. Overcrowded with tourists, if you ask me."

I have a sister in law that just bought a beautiful patio home there. not that big and kind of pricy ($365K) but her back window looks straight out onto the red rock cliffs that are over the valley, and she can hear the coyotes howling at night from them. She sent me pictures of the inside and outside, and it's a gorgeous place.

It's still a little new-agey and touchy feely for my taste, but it's been experiencing a population boom too, so now most of the people there are investment specialists and real estate agents and doctors and lawyers, basically the same kind of people you find anywhere in an upscale market.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 11:08 PM (V2Yro)

291 Fell asleep for awhile, there.

For anyone looking to donate to Northernlurker's funeral expenses, please email me and I'll pass along the information.

If you see any odd emails in your inbox, please confirm the information with me.

home made gravy71 (alloneword) at the hooya dot com.

Thank all of you for your charity thus far.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 11:08 PM (Ckg4U)

292 There are probably more, but those are what stuck out in my mind at the moment...
Posted by: xxxxxxx at January 19, 2018 11:03 PM (itfg0)


I really enjoyed Sakurada Reset. It was clever.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:08 PM (h2Bdk)

293 I fear tomorrow. A world without non-essential government is something I'm unprepared for.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2018 11:09 PM (cW490)

294 Ok, these fvckheads have been voting in the Senate for an hour to 'limit debate'. It looks like that will fail. They are 'waiting fr Bitch McConnell to return to the floor.

Does that mean they now go through the full X hours of debate on this CR?

That is what it appears is happening to me.






Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2018 11:09 PM (8iiMU)

295 Would you have wanted 50k progs mov___ into a red area and turning it blue?

That may happen if it's Atlanta by the way. 50k new Dems will make GA very competitive for Dems.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 11:10 PM (SZjBg)

296 Willowed in the last thread:

299 some talking head on hannity brought up the domestic spying as deprivation of civil rights under color of law. Nice to hear as I have beating that drum for a while now. Start the round up using normally narco squad hits at 4:00am. Assume armed and dangerious. I am not going to say shoot the dog and cavity search the whole family in the living room, but
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (Eu5eZ)


I'd assume the dog is innocent. The rest of the family, not so much.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 11:10 PM (sdi6R)

297 A lot of specialty laboratory glassware used to be hand blown
------------------------------

But that's as far as we go. #MeToo

Posted by: Specialty Laboratory Glassware at January 19, 2018 11:10 PM (rv0Fo)

298 "A government shutdown is dangerous-- to government employees.
Because it reminds average Americans that they don't need government."


Posted by: qdpsteve

---

The news agencies would be in full 24 hour mode to report on the shutdown, because otherwise very few people would notice. Which, for the reason you stated above, would be very, very bad.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 11:10 PM (ks6bw)

299 I'm going to have to redo a bunch of completed animation. Luckily, none of you will have to worry about the result.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 19, 2018 11:10 PM (l9m7l)

300 288 A lot of specialty laboratory glassware used to be hand blown. Almost impossible to get that type of glassware now.
Posted by: X-ray at January 19, 2018 11:07 PM (xixZa)


I think there are still industrial glass blowers. You can still find training programs.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (h2Bdk)

301 anime is weird and I say that as a fan

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (xJa6I)

302 @262 I only saw Season 1, thought it was perfectly decent, but I'd never go back and watch more now that the market has been just completely saturated with another world/Isekai shows. Log Horizon and Overlord seem to be better shows, anyway.
-----------------------

SAO appears to be trying to go the .Hack route, with a bunch of new video game releases that (I think) are supposed to expand the story.

And on a related note, the second .Hack game series just recently appeared for sale on Steam.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (mJxCG)

303 230 So - The other day I heard from an old friend who has lived in San Diego for 30 years. She absolutely loved it when she and her husband moved there. Paradise! Now she wants very much to get out of Cali. They have 3 kids and although they make good money (or what would be good money anywhere but Cali and NYC) she says they're just scrapping by. She's upset by the illegals. She's upset by all the stupid laws and taxes.They'd like to move to Arizona or Nevada but the problem is that her hubby is an only child and his parents are elderly and ailing. They live in Orange County and he is very good about visiting them weekly, and making sure they're OK. They won't move and he doesn't want to abandon them.

I figure many good people are stuck in Cali for the same reason - they have family obligations and can't just up and leave.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 10:50 PM (P8951)


There are so many who are trapped. Sooner or later, they won't be. It is then that their escape will crescendo into utter collapse of a once venerable state.

Posted by: The Refugee from the Fools' Golden State at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (itfg0)

304 242 Also, according to Hollywood Elsewhere, Hollywood is tearing itself apart over the latest Woody Allen allegations.

Good. They deserve the aggravation, and then some.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 10:54 PM (eMKNe)


The thing with Woody Allen is Mariel (?) Hemingway came out years ago, iirc, and talked about how he groomed her and tried to seduce her while she was doing his movie. Very detailed.

Crickets.

Woody Allen is another pedo adored by Hollywood.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 19, 2018 11:12 PM (iX3+9)

305 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 11:08 PM (Ckg4U)

Is there a way to paypal

Posted by: Mega at January 19, 2018 11:12 PM (rv0Fo)

306 280 B-b-but...muh waifu...she smells of cherry blossoms and guarana.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter

Dr. Kreiger?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 11:04 PM (5wCUq)

Or his clone....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:12 PM (xJa6I)

307 Govt shutdown means the epa wont be able to hassle ranchers. The horror.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 11:13 PM (SZjBg)

308 295
Would you have wanted 50k progs mov___ into a red area and turning it blue?



That may happen if it's Atlanta by the way. 50k new Dems will make GA very competitive for Dems.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 11:10 PM (SZjBg)


---

North and South Carolina wave and say hi.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 11:13 PM (ks6bw)

309 293 I fear tomorrow. A world without non-essential government is something I'm unprepared for.
Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2018 11:09 PM (cW490)


Who is it that loses out any more? Last time around they funded 85% of government services. If Obama hadn't gone out of his way to cordon off national monuments nobody would have noticed.

Government employees even get paid for work they didn't do.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:13 PM (h2Bdk)

310 Looks like the cave will happen tomorrow per Mulvaney. Well it was nice to see the GOP with a backbone for a gew hours at least.

Baby steps i suppose....
Posted by: #

Deets please. DACA cave? What kind of cave are we talking about?

Please no empathy caves or love caves.

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:13 PM (g4lFK)

311 OK 'rons and 'ettes, it's Bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 11:14 PM (tRaq7)

312 Wherein Cake Girl is kind of creeped out by a bunch of morons creeping on her, be it resolved that Jenna Jameson be adopted as the new Cake Girl.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 19, 2018 11:15 PM (Dp6qK)

313 Mulvaney said he is confident a deal will be done within 24 hours. To me that is a sign of a cave.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 11:15 PM (SZjBg)

314 Here is a butty thought, Congressional FuckNuts:

How about you assholes work with the president to finally pass a national budget FOR THE FIRST FUCKING TIME IN 10 YEARS!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at January 19, 2018 11:15 PM (bsdd3)

315 Tom, is Sedona in Arizona still a nice place?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 11:00 PM (eMKNe)

Some people love it. Overcrowded with tourists, if you ask me."
----------------------
I have a sister in law that just bought a beautiful patio home there. not that big and kind of pricy ($365K) but her back window looks straight out onto the red rock cliffs that are over the valley, and she can hear the coyotes howling at night from them. She sent me pictures of the inside and outside, and it's a gorgeous place.

It's still a little new-agey and touchy feely for my taste, but it's been experiencing a population boom too, so now most of the people there are investment specialists and real estate agents and doctors and lawyers, basically the same kind of people you find anywhere in an upscale market.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 11:08 PM (V2Yro)


I've long considered Arizona as a relocation destination. I do think you're description is how I see it, and why I would never consider it.

Yes, it's lovely.

There are other parts of Arizona that are lovely too, and not subject to the overpricing and crowds of gawking tourists.

Really, if you love the Southwest, upstate Arizona/lower Utah are where it's at. Flagstaff on up, Provo on down.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 11:16 PM (Pz4pT)

316 280 B-b-but...muh waifu...she smells of cherry blossoms and guarana.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter

Dr. Kreiger?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 11:04 PM (5wCUq)

You're know you're not a REAL doctor, right?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 11:16 PM (NWiLs)

317 SAO appears to be trying to go the .Hack route, with a bunch of new video game releases that (I think) are supposed to expand the story.

And on a related note, the second .Hack game series just recently appeared for sale on Steam.
Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (mJxCG)


They're doing the Hollywood thing these days. Everything is a franchise - you can't just have a game or an anime. The game, the anime, merchandizing, band tie-ins... everything comes as a package.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:16 PM (h2Bdk)

318 296 Willowed in the last thread:

299 some talking head on hannity brought up the domestic spying as deprivation of civil rights under color of law. Nice to hear as I have beating that drum for a while now. Start the round up using normally narco squad hits at 4:00am. Assume armed and dangerious. I am not going to say shoot the dog and cavity search the whole family in the living room, but
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (Eu5eZ)

I'd assume the dog is innocent. The rest of the family, not so much.
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 11:10 PM (sdi6R)

In Georgia the Secretary of State cannot allocate resources to investigate or litigate deprivation of rights of any kind under color of law or whatever.

Speaks volumes of where we are and the widespread abuse of power.

Missing people when?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:16 PM (g4lFK)

319 So are we throwing a party when midnight hits and the government shuts down?
Posted by: T at January 19, 2018 11:00

Only if the govt doesn't pat pay furloughed employees for a vacation and cuts their pay, because Shumer shut down the govt.

Posted by: Farmer at January 19, 2018 11:16 PM (yJ1e6)

320 >>>202 181 Um.....

Hey guys! I know its been a while since I was brutally murdered and maybe you forgot, but...

Did any of you ever find my arm? The one Corey Lewandowsk viciously tore off and then savagely beat upon me in between his sprays of rabies infused foam spittle. I remember because the video showed it was not unlike the way a chimpanzee suffering cerebral palsy would try to tenderize a flank steak with a pipe wrench.

Just curious.

Thanks! XOXOX
Posted by: Michelle Fields's Ghost at January 19, 2018 10:39 PM (PTA8E)


Is this pasta?

If not, it should be.
Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (jeefx)

_____________

OMG it's totes not pasta.

See, I know you are thinking, "This is just some joke, we goofed on the Michelle Fields thing back in the day haha"

Buts is serious, super serious. See Corey Lewandoski didn't just rip my arm asunder, he savagely sliced off a side piece of my soul too. We're talking fabric of the universe shit here. And it was the right half of my soul too!

So until the arm is found, I will forever float amongst these forums as a ghost.

Thanks!
XOXOXO

Posted by: Michelle Fields's Ghost at January 19, 2018 11:16 PM (YMUVJ)

321 300 288 A lot of specialty laboratory glassware used to be hand blown. Almost impossible to get that type of glassware now.
Posted by: X-ray at January 19, 2018 11:07 PM (xixZa)

I think there are still industrial glass blowers. You can still find training programs.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (h2Bdk)


A lot of "industrial" stuff is utter crap. Custom made by a true craft-master is the only way to go.

Of course, it helps if the glassblower properly understands what you want. To that end, I'm glad that one of the only three non-waste-of-time classes I took in Jr. High was drafting.

Posted by: The Craft Hat at January 19, 2018 11:16 PM (itfg0)

322 "A few words of advise, never get close enough to sniff a komodo dragon. Unless you want to be breakfast, lunch, and supper.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 19, 2018 11:07 PM (C8LGv) "

No no, I can turn into a komodo dragon.

Well, not yet, but I'm a Jew lizard shifter, and AtC said I was being upgraded to provisional komodo dragon status. So...one day!

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:17 PM (uuwor)

323 >>>Frankly, the "master/apprentice" dynamic is still the preferable way of teaching higher skills.


Aw gee, Mr. Palpatine, sir. I'm sick and tired of blowing glass. I've produced enough bric-a-brac to clutter up half the coffee tables on the Death Star. When do we get to move on to light sabers?

Posted by: Darth Vader at January 19, 2018 11:17 PM (/qEW2)

324 Speaking of, I've said it before but I'm convinced it's the case, and there's no way to avoid it that I can see:

It will only be a decade or so before more than half the South leans, if not outright turns, blue. The rural conservatives aren't going to be able to hold off the city-dwellers and Yankee transplants for much longer than that.

Trump, the foul-mouthed whoring real estate Yankee reality TV star who was a Democrat until recently, really, truly is probably our nation's last real hope for reminding and encouraging conservative values.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 11:18 PM (ks6bw)

325 "Is there a way to paypal."
-Posted by: Mega at January 19, 2018 11:12 PM (rv0Fo)

No. There is a Post Office Box to which you can send a check or money order.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 11:18 PM (Ckg4U)

326 253 If you were having sex with a girl and she died..

Swim for it!
Posted by: Ted Kennedy

I nominate this for Thread Winner.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable


I've seen the trailer for the movie about Ted's despicable behavior. I think they're going to have it end with him redeeming himself by giving this terrific speech.

Of course all the speech did was to show us what the liberals in Massachusetts are.
Of course my

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2018 11:19 PM (+lVUW)

327 Posted by: Michelle Fields's Ghost

Corey sold me the arm on Ebay, but first...

Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 19, 2018 11:19 PM (5wCUq)

328 anime is weird and I say that as a fan
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (xJa6I)

Got any suggestions for great dystopian and/apocalyptic anime for a beginner?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (g4lFK)

329 ace's liver and qdsteve,

It pisses me off so much what the leftists have done to your beautiful state. Uncles who were in the navy in WWII settled there after the war and tried to convince us to move out there. I loved it - I'm in Wisconsin but I'm not a cold weather girl!
But now? To wreck a place with so much going for it is beyond criminal. I've said before it's like watching a beautiful woman slash her face up with a razor.

I still hope to move to a warm climate when I retire, but it will probably be Arizona. I can't afford to buy a cardboard box in coastal California.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (P8951)

330 286 Can we move on from this anime crap?

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 11:07 PM (67sg6)


アイ ずっと

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (itfg0)

331 So, will CNN put up a 'Deaths by Shutdown' counter?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (nBBdT)

332 325 "Is there a way to paypal."
-Posted by: Mega at January 19, 2018 11:12 PM (rv0Fo)

No. There is a Post Office Box to which you can send a check or money order.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 11:18 PM (Ckg4U)


Do they have someplace I can tie up my horse? It's a long walk.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (h2Bdk)

333 How about you assholes work with the president to finally pass a national budget FOR THE FIRST FUCKING TIME IN 10 YEARS!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at January 19, 2018 11:15 PM (bsdd3)


---

Because then they'd need to either officially implement Obama's $800B+ "one-time" stimulus from 2009 or cut it from the annual spending they've done every year since.

Yeah, it's been repeated for nearly a decade thanks to those continuing resolutions.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 11:21 PM (ks6bw)

334 After this shitshow, i think it ought to be plain as day that mcconnell needs to get a sack and nuke the 60 vote threshhold to pass a budget - enough of this CR crap. Bring back the 60 vote threshhold with a vote right after pssing a budget.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2018 11:21 PM (67sg6)

335 328 anime is weird and I say that as a fan
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (xJa6I)

Got any suggestions for great dystopian and/apocalyptic anime for a beginner?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (g4lFK)


Psycho-Pass is a good dystopian anime.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 19, 2018 11:21 PM (itfg0)

336 @328 Got any suggestions for great dystopian and/apocalyptic anime for a beginner?
-------------------

Akira still looks gorgeous thirty years later, even if the last third of it gets really weird.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:21 PM (mJxCG)

337 Trump may have been aDem but he was never an anti American radcial piece of shit that today's Democrats are. Being a Dem in the 80s was night and day to a Dem of the 2010s.

So enough of the Trump is a Dem at heart crap. Reagan was once a Dem too. People change as do parties.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 11:22 PM (Gs2Tx)

338 "Do they have someplace I can tie up my horse? It's a long walk."
-Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (h2Bdk)

*HAH!*

There's a railing out front.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 11:22 PM (Ckg4U)

339 Donny Two Scoops should announce that he is NOT signing any Continuing Resolution, but instead will only sign proper Appropriation Bills, starting with the one that funds the wall.

After all, he has given Congress enough time (and rope) to do their job.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2018 11:22 PM (8iiMU)

340 I think there are still industrial glass blowers. You can still find training programs.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (h2Bdk)
Yes some still exist. But it is getting harder to find really good ones. Just had a new piece of equipment installed in my lab. New glass tube would not work. The old tube from my old machine fixed the problem. May have been a contamination issue and not a glass blowing issue but I'll likely never know.

Posted by: X-ray at January 19, 2018 11:23 PM (xixZa)

341 Donna, thanks. It pisses me off too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2018 11:23 PM (eMKNe)

342 235 233 "Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 10:41 PM (gDSJf) "

7 is from Boku no Pico, and absolutely a trap. Also an elementary school kid I believe. Yeah, that's a fucked up show.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 10:50 PM (uuwor)

The Japanese are weird.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:51 PM (NWiLs)


FFS, avoid Boku no Pico or it's two sequels like the plague.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 19, 2018 11:23 PM (itfg0)

343 "Got any suggestions for great dystopian and/apocalyptic anime for a beginner?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (g4lFK) "

Psychopass. Great dystopian show that specifically avoids certain things that would turn off non-anime fans (the producers said absolutely no "moe" - basically the anime trope of 'cuteness just for the sake of cute') that expands upon existing sci-fi tropes without being too cliched, and has deep, interesting characters.

There's a movie as well which is great, and a 2nd season which is...well, still good, but didn't live up to the first. But it's become my go-to show to recommend to people who want to dip their toe into the anime waters.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:24 PM (uuwor)

344 So enough of the Trump is a Dem at heart crap. Reagan was once a Dem too. People change as do parties.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 11:22 PM (Gs2Tx)


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That's sort of my point. Trump could out-Reagan the Gipper, and yet he wasn't TrueConservative enough for the Smart People who insisted we needed someone like Rubio or Graham.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 11:24 PM (ks6bw)

345 In college, I knew a student who took a work-study job blowing glass in the chemistry lab, then went into business selling original artwork.

I may or may not have bought a bong from him.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 11:24 PM (sdi6R)

346 Akira still looks gorgeous thirty years later, even if the last third of it gets really weird.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:21 PM (mJxCG)


Try reading the last half the original manga which never made it into the movie.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 19, 2018 11:25 PM (itfg0)

347 After all, he has given Congress enough time (and rope) to do their job

We have all given them enough time.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2018 11:25 PM (cW490)

348 You better stay away from him
He'll rip your arms off, Jim

Heh, I'd like to meet his tailor


So what you're saying is Corey Lewandowski was really ....a werewolf of London?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 19, 2018 11:25 PM (S6Pax)

349 Nutty, not butty.

[FacePalm]

Posted by: Sharkman at January 19, 2018 11:25 PM (bsdd3)

350 "I still hope to move to a warm climate when I retire, but it will probably be Arizona."

Growing up in Arizona in the 60's, every kid I played with was born in Wisconsin, Illinois, or Nebraska.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 11:26 PM (V2Yro)

351 And was Donnie 2 scoops a Dem? Do we know for sure, like voter registration records? Wasnt there talk of him running as a Rep in 1988? I though I read about that once.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 11:26 PM (jcbRY)

352 345 In college, I knew a student who took a work-study job blowing glass in the chemistry lab, then went into business selling original artwork.

I may or may not have bought a bong from him.
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 11:24 PM (sdi6R)


Heh. I wonder how many of those guys go the Walter White route.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:26 PM (h2Bdk)

353 Spaceballs... the Flaaaame Thrower!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 11:27 PM (6FqZa)

354 @343
There's a movie as well which is great, and a 2nd season which is...well, still good, but didn't live up to the first. But it's become my go-to show to recommend to people who want to dip their toe into the anime waters.
------------------

There's also a PS4 video game which, iirc, is currently free for people who have the PlayStation Pass (or whatever it's called). No idea if it's any good or not.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:27 PM (mJxCG)

355 335 328 anime is weird and I say that as a fan
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (xJa6I)

Got any suggestions for great dystopian and/apocalyptic anime for a beginner?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (g4lFK)

Psycho-Pass is a good dystopian anime.
Posted by:

Hat, is it a movie or series?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:27 PM (g4lFK)

356 In all seriousness, the glass blowing thread interspersed throughout reminds me of the moose captions in Mony Python credits.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 19, 2018 11:28 PM (8ZeGS)

357 Heh. I wonder how many of those guys go the Walter White route.
Posted by: Ace's liver

Part of my retirement plan. Shhhhhh....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 19, 2018 11:28 PM (S6Pax)

358 Ergo Proxy is another good dystopian show. Maybe Texhnolyze also?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:28 PM (uuwor)

359 The only anime like feature I ever really got into was Cowboy Bebop. And that is still frickin' fantastic.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 11:28 PM (V2Yro)

360 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954445916018216960

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954446001028427776

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954446108473864197

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954446201604145153

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954446312652623872

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2018 11:28 PM (eh0Va)

361 @351 And was Donnie 2 scoops a Dem? Do we know for sure, like voter registration records? Wasnt there talk of him running as a Rep in 1988? I though I read about that once.
----------------------------

Don't know anything about that. The only prior run that I'm aware of is when he ran for the Reform Party presidential nomination in 2000.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:29 PM (mJxCG)

362 For those looking to donate to Northernlurker's funeral expenses, you can contact me at:

home made gravy 71 (alloneword) at the hooya dot com.

I'll try to be here all night.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 11:29 PM (Ckg4U)

363 But first ...

Posted by: Philip Glass at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (/qEW2)

364 At this point I'm just staying up to see if we have the so-called shut down or not.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (8OMyt)

365 343 "Got any suggestions for great dystopian and/apocalyptic anime for a beginner?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (g4lFK) "

Psychopass. Great dystopian show that specifically avoids certain things that would turn off non-anime fans (the producers said absolutely no "moe" - basically the anime trope of 'cuteness just for the sake of cute') that expands upon existing sci-fi tropes without being too cliched, and has deep, interesting characters.

There's a movie as well which is great, and a 2nd season which is...well, still good, but didn't live up to the first. But it's become my go-to show to recommend to people who want to dip their toe into the anime waters.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:24 PM (uuwor)

Thanks bro!

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (g4lFK)

366 Hey Bozo Conservative-- long time no see! I hope you are doing well!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (nxBpZ)

367 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954446400301031424

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954446519909920769

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954446614172663814

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954446717155409920

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/954446812131287040

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (eh0Va)

368 359 The only anime like feature I ever really got into was Cowboy Bebop. And that is still frickin' fantastic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 11:28 PM (V2Yro)


You'll like Black Lagoon.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (h2Bdk)

369 Psycho-Pass is a good dystopian anime.
Posted by:

Hat, is it a movie or series?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:27 PM (g4lFK)


It was a series (24 or so 25 minute episodes) with a sequel. As noted, the first series was combined into a movie.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (itfg0)

370 Monk, it's both, but the movie builds on the first season. You wouldn't want to watch the movie without having seen the show.

Hmm, for post apocalypse...not really my jam, usually. Maybe Blue Gender? It's got a Starship Troopers vibe to it as well.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (uuwor)

371 Speaking of lady-boys, I read that Nancy Pelosi has signed up to be a judge for the next season of Ru Paul's Drag Race. I wonder if she'll start screaming at George W. Bush in the midst of judging.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 19, 2018 11:31 PM (FQKBL)

372 Good evenin' Horde! What's shakin'? The work week is finally over!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 19, 2018 11:31 PM (cu8/f)

373 Posted by: kbdabear

Casual Friday 5 == Dat A$$

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 11:31 PM (5wCUq)

374 368 359 The only anime like feature I ever really got into was Cowboy Bebop. And that is still frickin' fantastic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 11:28 PM (V2Yro)

You'll like Black Lagoon.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (h2Bdk)


Good manga/anime.

Messed up in parts, but still good.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 19, 2018 11:31 PM (itfg0)

375 "You'll like Black Lagoon.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (h2Bdk) "

Black Lagoon is definitely an HQ-lifestyle approved anime.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:31 PM (uuwor)

376 "Good evenin' Horde! What's shakin'? The work week is finally over!"
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 19, 2018 11:31 PM (cu8/f)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 11:32 PM (Ckg4U)

377 Appleseed Alpha is post-apocalyptic (technically, they all are; Alpha is just the only one that doesn't spend most of the movie in Olympus). It's also the best of the Appleseed movies, though unfortunately that's a pretty low bar...

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:33 PM (mJxCG)

378 Hi Slap!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 19, 2018 11:34 PM (cu8/f)

379 The thing with Woody Allen is Mariel (?) Hemingway came out years ago, iirc, and talked about how he groomed her and tried to seduce her while she was doing his movie. Very detailed.

Crickets.

Woody Allen is another pedo adored by Hollywood.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 19, 2018 11:12 PM (iX3+9)

++++

Mariel Hemmingway was 17 when the movie was made. She was legal, so even if Allen was trying to bed her, it would not have been pedophilia.

And the sad situation with his daughter was a false accusation cooked up by the bitter Mia Farrow.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/01/19/
moses-farrow-woody-allen-not-molest-sister-dylan/

Posted by: Hilary Swank at January 19, 2018 11:35 PM (pvjTE)

380 Ripe crop, @KBdaBear

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:35 PM (xJa6I)

381 Howdy, Miley!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 11:35 PM (Ckg4U)

382 /sock

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 19, 2018 11:35 PM (pvjTE)

383 375 "You'll like Black Lagoon.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (h2Bdk) "

Black Lagoon is definitely an HQ-lifestyle approved anime.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:31 PM (uuwor)

I could NOT stand the main male dishrag/protagonist. Total soyboy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:36 PM (xJa6I)

384 Are these Trap and reverse Trap free anime suggestions y'all are feeding me?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:37 PM (g4lFK)

385 Hey Bozo Conservative-- long time no see! I hope you are doing well!
Posted by: Ladyl


Thank you , I am doing well. Actually, I rate this answer as true.

How are you? How is your father doing?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 19, 2018 11:37 PM (S6Pax)

386 OK. Here's a rather obscure ditty left over from the band Yes' Fragile album back in the early '70's. Not many folk know they did a cover of Simon and Garfunkel's America.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 10:18 PM (tRaq7)


'America' was not on the original 'Fragile' album; 'America' was originally released as a single. It was added later on cd because cds have more 'room'.

Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2018 11:37 PM (zRegE)

387 "I could NOT stand the main male dishrag/protagonist. Total soyboy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:36 PM (xJa6I) "

Yeah, Rock is a bit of a pansy, though IIRC he has a few badass moments later in the shower. Revy definitely has enough balls for the whole group.


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:37 PM (uuwor)

388 383 375 "You'll like Black Lagoon.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:30 PM (h2Bdk) "

Black Lagoon is definitely an HQ-lifestyle approved anime.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:31 PM (uuwor)

I could NOT stand the main male dishrag/protagonist. Total soyboy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:36 PM (xJa6I)


The show is a salaryman fantasy - he's the straight man. He's the character who keeps you anchored to reality while you watch the show.

Also, he changes by the end of the 2nd season.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:38 PM (h2Bdk)

389 You sure about that, Hilary Swank? Dylan is telling the story again, and lots of people believe her. I don't know if her story is true, but a lot of his own words make the dude sound pretty disgusting.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 19, 2018 11:38 PM (FQKBL)

390 The Corning Museum has a website
https://www.cmog.org/

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 11:38 PM (5OO3x)

391 Dept. of Conspiracy Theory Dept.:

Whilst in the grocery store tonight buying tonic water, I noticed that both Canada Dry and Schweppes are made by Dr. Pepper/Seven Up, Inc.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 11:38 PM (sdi6R)

392 I could NOT stand the main male dishrag/protagonist. Total soyboy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:36 PM (xJa6I)


The hot chicks with guns factor more than outweighed it.

Of course, it turns out that the milquetoast Japanese salaryman it the most amoral destroyer in the series...

Posted by: The Lagoon Hat at January 19, 2018 11:38 PM (itfg0)

393 387 "I could NOT stand the main male dishrag/protagonist. Total soyboy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:36 PM (xJa6I) "

Yeah, Rock is a bit of a pansy, though IIRC he has a few badass moments later in the shower. Revy definitely has enough balls for the whole group.


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:37 PM (uuwor)


Rock also has a badass moment in ep 7 when they're making a pickup from the Church of Destruction.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:38 PM (h2Bdk)

394 Wasn't Christie Yamaguchi the first skater to pull off the double reverse trap out of a triple axle?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 11:39 PM (5wCUq)

395 If anime is the reason that Japanese men are no longer interested in families, then our teaching comic books to the Japanese was more destructive than dropping the atomic bombs. We should never have let Stan Lee oversee the Marshall Plan.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 11:39 PM (/qEW2)

396 389 You sure about that, Hilary Swank? Dylan is telling the story again, and lots of people believe her. I don't know if her story is true, but a lot of his own words make the dude sound pretty disgusting.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 19, 2018 11:38 PM (FQKBL)


I doubt many people would trust Allen to babysit their teenage daughter.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:40 PM (h2Bdk)

397 The Corning Museum has a website
https://www.cmog.org/
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Heh. I've been there....by mistake. I was trying to get to the Research Center, which is up on top of a hill south of Corning. And that, as they say, is another story.

And now, I bid you....adieu!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 19, 2018 11:40 PM (S6Pax)

398 389 You sure about that, Hilary Swank? Dylan is telling the story again, and lots of people believe her. I don't know if her story is true, but a lot of his own words make the dude sound pretty disgusting.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 19, 2018 11:38 PM (FQKBL)

++++

Follow the link to Breitbart and read Moses Farrow's account.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 19, 2018 11:40 PM (FUu/Z)

399 385 Hey Bozo Conservative-- long time no see! I hope you are doing well!
Posted by: Ladyl


Thank you , I am doing well. Actually, I rate this answer as true.

How are you? How is your father doing?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 19, 2018 11:37 PM (S6Pax)


My dad s hanging in there--thank you for asking. His birthday arrives in 15 minutes!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2018 11:41 PM (TdMsT)

400 At this point I'm just staying up to see if we have the so-called shut down or not.
Posted by: logprof
-----------

You'll know, because of the bodies floating by.

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 19, 2018 11:41 PM (5OO3x)

401 @384 Are these Trap and reverse Trap free anime suggestions y'all are feeding me?
---------------------

Maybe...


Yeah, they all are, afaik. Traps and reverse traps are *usually* played for comedy.

Naoto from Persona 4, the middle right reverse trap, is a notable exception. She's a very serious character. She's also not presented in a romantic light until after her real gender is revealed.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:41 PM (mJxCG)

402 355 335 328 anime is weird and I say that as a fan
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:11 PM (xJa6I)

Got any suggestions for great dystopian and/apocalyptic anime for a beginner?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:20 PM (g4lFK)

It depends on what you mean by dystopia or apocalypse. A LOT of anime takes place in a blasted or destroyed world.

High School of the Dead is a great zombie apoc movie, if...very Japanese in places. (kinks)

Berserk is a fantasy apoc anime, by the end you'll be screaming, weeping or have quit.

Fist of the North Star is the classic, in a way so is Curse of the Overfiend , though both have serious sex and or violence in them.

Appleseed is a great mech/post-apoc series in ways, though a lot of the depth is subtle.

Likewise Ghost in the Shell and Akira both have a cyberpunk dystopia feel even if society has not completely collapsed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:42 PM (xJa6I)

403 395 If anime is the reason that Japanese men are no longer interested in families, then our teaching comic books to the Japanese was more destructive than dropping the atomic bombs. We should never have let Stan Lee oversee the Marshall Plan.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 11:39 PM (/qEW2)


Japanese men aren't interested in families because the risk/reward ration is too far out of whack. Just like the US only worse.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:42 PM (h2Bdk)

404 372 Good evenin' Horde! What's shakin'? The work week is finally over!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 19, 2018 11:31 PM (cu8/f)


Miley!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2018 11:42 PM (TdMsT)

405 I could NOT stand the main male dishrag/protagonist. Total soyboy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:36 PM (xJa6I)

He's supposed to be a bit of that. Mindless office worker drone that takes a while for find his spine.

Are these Trap and reverse Trap free anime suggestions y'all are feeding me?
Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:37 PM (g4lFK)

Some of those shows are good, others are to be avoided like the plague.

Re:Zero is good, not sure how to best desribe without spoilers but involves some psychological torment of the main character.

Fate/Apocrypha is a battle royale type show, but the main character is incredibly bland. Fate/Zero is similar and amy appeal to you more.

Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 11:42 PM (gDSJf)

406 Nice ONT WD. Glassblowing video is fascinating. Watching YT vids of craftsmen and women making cool stuff has pretty much supplanted TV for me...

I took a glassblowing class in college. I'm pretty good at making stuff (wood, metal, etc.), but glassblowing was hard.

Posted by: Average Guy at January 19, 2018 11:43 PM (LMcFk)

407 Mariel Hemmingway was 17 when the movie was made.
She was legal, so even if Allen was trying to bed her, it would not have
been pedophilia.



And the sad situation with his daughter was a false accusation cooked up by the bitter Mia Farrow.



http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/01/19/

moses-farrow-woody-allen-not-molest-sister-dylan/

Posted by: Hilary Swank at January 19, 2018 11:35 PM (pvjTE)

Word... he is a creep and a bad boyfriend but there is no indication that he was ever a pedophile.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 11:43 PM (FTXAT)

408 391 Dept. of Conspiracy Theory Dept.:

Whilst in the grocery store tonight buying tonic water, I noticed that both Canada Dry and Schweppes are made by Dr. Pepper/Seven Up, Inc.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 11:38 PM (sdi6R)


Pepper lord number 7: "Have we become to blatant?

Pepper lord number 2: "Of course not. Full concentration on immanentizing "Project Schweppes" with Justin Trudeau..."

Posted by: The Imperium of the Pepper Seven at January 19, 2018 11:43 PM (itfg0)

409 what did Peaches say once about Bill Clinton? 'I'd not trust him to walk my dog'

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 11:43 PM (6FqZa)

410 Anon Y. Mous, I'm not saying I know what's true, but I have read elsewhere that there was enough evidence to go after Allen, but the DA or whoever didn't want to put Dylan through it, as he felt she was too fragile. Lots of he said, she said here.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 19, 2018 11:43 PM (FQKBL)

411 You'll know, because of the bodies floating by.
Posted by: Brian Williams at January 19, 2018 11:41 PM (5OO3x)

--True: at The stroke of midnightdnight thousands of children will have their life support systems turned off and died

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 11:43 PM (8OMyt)

412 Maybe I should have given Black Lagoon more of a chance but...life is short and there's a LOT of stuff to see/read. So I bailed after episode 4 or so.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:44 PM (xJa6I)

413 Posted by: kbdabear

Oh my Lord. That and the later Underboob, my, my, my, MY!

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 11:44 PM (8O3HH)

414 401 @384 Are these Trap and reverse Trap free anime suggestions y'all are feeding me?
---------------------

Maybe...


Yeah, they all are, afaik. Traps and reverse traps are *usually* played for comedy.

Naoto from Persona 4, the middle right reverse trap, is a notable exception. She's a very serious character. She's also not presented in a romantic light until after her real gender is revealed.
Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:41 PM (mJxCG)

Traps,aren't funny! What is wrong with Japan?

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:45 PM (g4lFK)

415 @Monk

I think mine are trap-free. Because traps are gay.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:45 PM (xJa6I)

416
Dan and Sonny washed and groomed. Everyone fed their buttermilk and canned meat. Travel crates and bedding loaded into the car.

Pain. I am going to bed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2018 11:46 PM (QM1Gw)

417
Whilst in the grocery store tonight buying tonic water, I noticed that both Canada Dry and Schweppes are made by Dr. Pepper/Seven Up, Inc.
Posted by: rickl
---------

Pfft. looked at a package of Oreos the other day, "Made in Poland"

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 19, 2018 11:47 PM (w1zJX)

418 Hi ladyl!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 19, 2018 11:47 PM (cu8/f)

419 You sure about that, Hilary Swank? Dylan is telling the story again, and
lots of people believe her. I don't know if her story is true, but a
lot of his own words make the dude sound pretty disgusting.



Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 19, 2018 11:38 PM (FQKBL)



Dylan was brainwashed by her mother just like the children in the McMartin daycare case were brainwashed. It is a crying shame she was damaged as badly by what should have been an adult disagreement as she was.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 11:47 PM (FTXAT)

420 412 Maybe I should have given Black Lagoon more of a chance but...life is short and there's a LOT of stuff to see/read. So I bailed after episode 4 or so.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:44 PM (xJa6I)


You might give it another watch. It gets better as time goes on.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:47 PM (h2Bdk)

421 Dylan Farrow has give some detailed interviews recently about Woody Allen's abuse. Ronan, her other brother, does say it is true. Don't know Moses's story.

So, Moses opinion is his perception. Fine. Doesn't carry more weight. Additionally, Soon-yi was his stepdaughter and he did take pornographic pics.

I think the guy is a sleaze and pedo, and there is more evidence against him than not. But we aren't in court. So, whatever.

I do think Mariel was 16 yo playing a 17 yo. I don't know if that is legal or not. But it is gross. JMO.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 19, 2018 11:47 PM (iX3+9)

422 @405 Fate/Apocrypha is a battle royale type show, but the main character is incredibly bland. Fate/Zero is similar and amy appeal to you more.
-------------------

And it should be noted...

Astolfo, the trap character from Fate/Apocrypha, is based on a real historical character (albeit likely a fictional one). The historical character Astolfo was supposedly one of Charlemagne's Twelve Paladins. Apparently he was also quite the ladies man, and according to what I've heard, Charlemagne's queen once challenged him to cross dress.

The version seen above (in the lower right corner) is based on that story.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:47 PM (mJxCG)

423 Well logprof last I saw "No" had 48 votes, so not CR tonight. "Limiting debate" is cloture, which is what limits filibusters. No cloture, no end to the debate over the motion to proceed to a measure (in this case the CR). This is how things are blocked in the Senate.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 11:47 PM (QDnY+)

424 Oh, almost forgot, for apocalypse anime, Neon Genesis Evangelion.

It has quirks. And it's been remade three major times with minor tinkering releases in addition.

But it welds mysticism, conspiracy, giant mechs, theology, alien invasions, Jungian Psychology and one of the most badass bad fathers of all time.

Gendowned.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:47 PM (xJa6I)

425 Psychopass is definitely trap-free. Like I said, it purposely eschews a lot of modern anime trends.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:47 PM (uuwor)

426 im bookmarking this ONT.

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:48 PM (g4lFK)

427 -True: at The stroke of midnightdnight thousands of children will have their life support systems turned off and died
Posted by: logprof
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Watching the countdown clock is like watching the film made by the Enola Gay.

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 19, 2018 11:48 PM (w1zJX)

428 416
Dan and Sonny washed and groomed. Everyone fed their buttermilk and canned meat. Travel crates and bedding loaded into the car.

Pain. I am going to bed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2018 11:46 PM (QM1Gw)

Feel better, man

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:49 PM (xJa6I)

429 Dammit.

*kicks off Brian Williams sock*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 11:49 PM (w1zJX)

430 @414 Traps,aren't funny! What is wrong with Japan?
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Reverse traps are, though. Shakespeare had a *lot* of fun with them in a couple of his plays.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:49 PM (mJxCG)

431 Oh yeah, Ghost in the Shell is good for dystopia/cyberpunk. I'm pretty sure you can watch the TV Show, Stand Alone Complex, without knowing anything about the earlier works.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:50 PM (uuwor)

432 Now I'm waiting to see how The Donald puts the Dems on blast.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 11:50 PM (8OMyt)

433 Oh, almost forgot, for apocalypse anime, Neon Genesis Evangelion.

NGE hasn't aged well. The good aspects have been done better in later anime and the ending just doesn't work.

Though it did spawn 1000 Ayanami Rei imitations.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:50 PM (h2Bdk)

434 Psychopass is definitely trap-free. Like I said, it purposely eschews a lot of modern anime trends.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:47 PM (uuwor)

The best thing I've learned tonight is that traps are modern day anime trend. Its also the worse thing.

Fuck it's all confusing!

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:51 PM (g4lFK)

435 @433
Though it did spawn 1000 Ayanami Rei imitations. irritations.

FIFY

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:51 PM (mJxCG)

436 Re:Zero is good, not sure how to best desribe without spoilers but involves some psychological torment of the main character.

Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2018 11:42 PM (gDSJf)


Re:Zero was originally a novel series. Five of the novels are currently published in English with another spin-off novel also published in English.

Fair warning the [REDACTED] twin sisters are quite popular with hot cosplay chicks.

Posted by: Re:Hat at January 19, 2018 11:51 PM (itfg0)

437 433 Oh, almost forgot, for apocalypse anime, Neon Genesis Evangelion.

NGE hasn't aged well. The good aspects have been done better in later anime and the ending just doesn't work.

Though it did spawn 1000 Ayanami Rei imitations.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:50 PM (h2Bdk)

I dunno. It's subjective, of course. But I like the Final Instrumentation ending. And it has some incredible scenes and images, like the JSDF assault on the main base.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:51 PM (xJa6I)

438 Once you start crossing into the mecha genre, you gets tons of post-apocalypse, but again, it's really its own sub-genre. But hell, there's a million Gundam shows, you're bound to like at least one of them!


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:51 PM (uuwor)

439 Anon Y. Mous, I'm not saying I know what's true, but
I have read elsewhere that there was enough evidence to go after Allen,
but the DA or whoever didn't want to put Dylan through it, as he felt
she was too fragile. Lots of he said, she said here.


Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 19, 2018 11:43 PM (FQKBL)

From all credible evidence...including statements from the babysitter that Woody Allen was never alone with Dylan long enough to take her away to the attic and molest her AND tapes of her mother coaching her and correcting her when she messed up the story... the DA did not have a case.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 11:52 PM (FTXAT)

440 Tick-tock, tick-tock

Posted by: Hannibal Lector, licking lips at January 19, 2018 11:52 PM (cp1if)

441 I didn't think it was possible but Jenna Jameson just keeps getting more awesome by the day.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 10:21 PM (NWiLs)


I discovered her Twitter feed about a year ago based on someone saying "you won't believe this" and now check in frequently. She doesn't take shit from anybody and the dumbfucks that try to match wits with her get thoroughly scorched. She's more than just a porn survivor because she's living a very happy family life with not a trace of emotional baggage. In her own weird way she's a very inspirational person.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2018 11:52 PM (y7DUB)

442 Oooh, thought of a good dark one:

Gilgamesh.

Very cool, almost like the X-men comic in ways.

And the ending sure counts as apocalyptic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:52 PM (xJa6I)

443

Being grateful for small things: sharting in the shower.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 19, 2018 11:52 PM (EQQLu)

444 430 @414 Traps,aren't funny! What is wrong with Japan?
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Reverse traps are, though. Shakespeare had a *lot* of fun with them in a couple of his plays.
Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:49 PM (mJxCG)

Girls who look like guys?

I thought Shakespeare was a trap.

Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 11:53 PM (g4lFK)

445 shutting down in <1min

Posted by: micky at January 19, 2018 11:53 PM (dF9Lb)

446 I'll try Black Lagoon - when you say that it gets better as time goes on, that's what what really hooked me about Cowboy Bebop. The series starts odd with a group of odd characters stuck together floating around the stars, often quite comical. And then as each show develops, you find out bits and pieces of how they got there and why they all act the way they do.

And the series ending is just an awesome piece of writing - it's hard to believe that animation can be so emotionally moving, but they hit the mark, and also wrap up most of their storylines at the same time. I remember one writer saying "Writing a good story is actually kind of easy. Writing a good ending is what's so hard." They nailed the ending.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 11:53 PM (V2Yro)

447 'America' was not on the original 'Fragile' album; 'America' was originally released as a single. It was added later on cd because cds have more 'room'.
Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2018 11:37 PM (zRegE)

'America' was first released on an Atlantic sampler album, then on Yes's compilation album 'Yesterdays' (which I have), then in a couple of other albums, including the reissue of 'Fragile'.

Posted by: Average Guy at January 19, 2018 11:54 PM (LMcFk)

448 438 Once you start crossing into the mecha genre, you gets tons of post-apocalypse, but again, it's really its own sub-genre. But hell, there's a million Gundam shows, you're bound to like at least one of them!


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:51 PM (uuwor)


Never got the whole mecha thing. The engineer in me cringes and asks "Why would you build something like that? It makes no sense."

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:54 PM (h2Bdk)

449 Semi-dystopian and a personal fav:

Witch Hunter Robin.

Also has a great jpop opening theme.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:55 PM (xJa6I)

450 Stand by for the bright flash....

Duck and cover!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 11:55 PM (cp1if)

451 Hell, I was reading Jenna Jameson's Twitter feed this is afternoon, and not for the usual reason I look at those of such "actresses". That struck me a amazing.

Shen quotes Sebastion Gorka, Mike Pence, takes up for Trump, is staunchly pro-life and defends herself against SJWs with relish. She smiles when she fights.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 11:55 PM (8O3HH)

452 Time to check Trump's Twitter!!

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 11:55 PM (8OMyt)

453 Nyah, it depends on your definition of "girl" nyah!

There are human girls. There is a neko-girl. And even boys, bishiouen, who look like girls.

Japan. Nuked too much or not enough? Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 19, 2018 11:56 PM (pIpVu)

454 What happened?

Is everyone already dead?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 11:56 PM (isXXM)

455 448 438 Once you start crossing into the mecha genre, you gets tons of post-apocalypse, but again, it's really its own sub-genre. But hell, there's a million Gundam shows, you're bound to like at least one of them!


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:51 PM (uuwor)

Never got the whole mecha thing. The engineer in me cringes and asks "Why would you build something like that? It makes no sense."
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:54 PM (h2Bdk)

Well, we're building them. Though likely along the classic Starship Troopers lines first. Could be a long time to we get to full anthropomorphic tanks like Gundam or Battletech

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:56 PM (xJa6I)

456 OH GOD ITS REALLY HAPPENING MY COMPUTER IS EATING ME

Eh, wait, nope, nothing changed. Darn.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:56 PM (uuwor)

457 sure you can watch the TV Show, Stand Alone Complex, without knowing anything about the earlier works.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 11:50 PM (uuwor)


Stand Alone Complex was better than the movie or the original manga, in my honest opinion.

Posted by: Hat Alone Complex at January 19, 2018 11:56 PM (itfg0)

458
*cautiously looks up*

Damn. The world is still turning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 11:56 PM (cp1if)

459 CHUCK SCHUMER JUST SCREWED 9 MILLION CHILDREN. THAT MAKES HIM THE BIGGEST PEDOPHILE IN DC _OR_ HOLLYWOOD.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 19, 2018 11:56 PM (2835Q)

460 I've died before. It's not really that big a deal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (V2Yro)

461 WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (e9G8E)

462 I guess "traps" must be a sign of the times.

I can safely say that I never gave it a moment's thought back when I was under 29.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (sdi6R)

463 death and despair in the air tonight. The fed is shut down. yesssssss!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (0OmEj)

464 @451 Hell, I was reading Jenna Jameson's Twitter feed this is afternoon, and not for the usual reason I look at those of such "actresses". That struck me a amazing.

Shen quotes Sebastion Gorka, Mike Pence, takes up for Trump, is staunchly pro-life and defends herself against SJWs with relish. She smiles when she fights.
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She's a regular on Twitchy, for obvious reasons.

Had to laugh when I saw one of her Twitchy appearances the other day. Someone accused her of just saying what she does to drum up additional business via sales of the videos that she used to make. She countered by stating that she'd sold her entire library to Playboy for thirty million.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (mJxCG)

465 What's funny about Bebop is it's almost unknown in Japan. And it's the only anime I can think of where the English voice acting is better than the Japanese. Which... might explain part of that.

Yoko Kanno has a lot to do with that show's US success, though she comes in for a lot of criticism over the way she borrows maybe a bit more than most people from other composers.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (h2Bdk)

466 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (/SISC)

467 YOU. SHUT. IT. DOWN.

YOU. ANIMALS!

Posted by: Zombie Heston at January 19, 2018 11:58 PM (isXXM)

468 466 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (/SISC)

Check KBdaBear's twitter feed links, above.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 11:58 PM (xJa6I)

469 >> Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

You know, I think Ima start asking "Hey, where's all the Czech wimmen at?" a lot.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 11:58 PM (8O3HH)

470 SHS already blasting the Democrats.

Calls them losers

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 11:59 PM (8OMyt)

471 @465 What's funny about Bebop is it's almost unknown in Japan. And it's the only anime I can think of where the English voice acting is better than the Japanese. Which... might explain part of that.
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El Hazard: The Mysterious World (i.e. the original series). The guy who created it actually likes the American voice cast better than the original Japanese voice cast.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:59 PM (mJxCG)

472 Stand Alone Complex was better than the movie or the original manga, in my honest opinion.
Posted by: Hat Alone Complex at January 19, 2018 11:56 PM (itfg0)


I loved SAC. That's got to be on my top 5 list.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:59 PM (h2Bdk)

473 Never got the whole mecha thing. The engineer in me cringes and asks "Why would you build something like that? It makes no sense."
Posted by: Ace's liver

Same here. If your nations defense strategy is centered on mechs, one F-22 fucks up your whole world.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 11:59 PM (5wCUq)

474 Love the Nicki Haley meme.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:00 AM (isXXM)

475 410 Anon Y. Mous, I'm not saying I know what's true, but I have read elsewhere that there was enough evidence to go after Allen, but the DA or whoever didn't want to put Dylan through it, as he felt she was too fragile. Lots of he said, she said here.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 19, 2018 11:43 PM (FQKBL)

++++

Mia Farrow was pissed off about Allen dumping her for her adopted daughter, Soon-Yi. Soon-Yi was an adult when the relationship started, and she was never Allen's daughter, neither natural or adopted, so Farrow couldn't stick it to Allen based on those facts.

So, she used her underaged daughter to get her revenge. Read the link at Breitbart. The real sicko is Farrow, who brainwashed her own daughter just to get revenge on Allen.

DAs don't let pedos walk because they don't want to put the kid though it all. If they have the evidence against a pedo, they go after them with everything they could. If the story was he got charged with a lesser offense to spare the kid, well, ok, maybe. But, a complete walk for a child molester? No way in hell. Especially in a media case, the DA will do their job.

Mia Farrow should burn in hell for what she did to her own daughter.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 20, 2018 12:00 AM (pvjTE)

476 First anniversary of Trump's presidency, so there's that...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 20, 2018 12:01 AM (e9G8E)

477 Traps fuck me up. Everything about them and their surrounding environment.

I literally have to sit down and do basic addition, subtraction, and multiplication tables on paper to get my mind right after diving into the subject.

Posted by: Monk at January 20, 2018 12:01 AM (g4lFK)

478 A moment remembered here wherein Weird Dave made a fantastic pitch for Ted Cruz as the slow knife.

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/2column-361624.php

Do not comment on old posts etc etc

Posted by: Ace OF Face at January 20, 2018 12:01 AM (IR6w/)

479 TV happened to be on ABC when I quit watching dvr stuff. Anyways 20\20 was all about the Turpins that abused their 13 kids. Interesting reporting for the first 3/4s. Now home schooling is the reason this can happen. Just like guns these lefties are going to take really rare cases to give the govt more power.

Posted by: X-ray at January 20, 2018 12:01 AM (xixZa)

480 464
Had to laugh when I saw one of her Twitchy appearances the other day. Someone accused her of just saying what she does to drum up additional business via sales of the videos that she used to make. She countered by stating that she'd sold her entire library to Playboy for thirty million.
Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (mJxCG)


That's awesome. She rocks.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 12:01 AM (sdi6R)

481 She countered by stating that she'd sold her entire library to Playboy for thirty million.
Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (mJxCG)


She's one of the shrewdest businesswomen in the country. That business has chewed up thousands of women and left them with nothing but VD and a drug habit.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 12:02 AM (h2Bdk)

482 Never got the whole mecha thing. The engineer in me cringes and asks "Why would you build something like that? It makes no sense."

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 11:54 PM (h2Bdk)


The original Gundam universe, IIRC, gave the explanation for the mecha as being due to unexpected effects from unexpected particles originating from fusion powered reactions (this was from 40 years ago based scientific knowledge).

Superdimensional Fortress Macross (AKA "Robotech") gave the excuse for the mecha as the mecha being the IRL size of the aliens.

Posted by: Superdimensional Hat at January 20, 2018 12:03 AM (itfg0)

483 That business has chewed up thousands of women and left them with nothing but VD and a drug habit.

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Sure. Don't mention the anal prolapse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2018 12:03 AM (/SISC)

484 @481 She's one of the shrewdest businesswomen in the country. That business has chewed up thousands of women and left them with nothing but VD and a drug habit.
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I also have a sneaking suspicion that it was a losing move for Playboy, given how the internet has made free porn easily accessible to anyone and everyone.

Posted by: junior at January 20, 2018 12:04 AM (mJxCG)

485 if we can live with a shut down, why shouldn't Trump start laying off thousands of bureaucrats? Start with EPA and Education

Posted by: CN at January 20, 2018 12:04 AM (5gaNQ)

486 When it gets down to economics and military use, a Mobile Suit, be it a Zaku or Rik Dom or a Federation GP, eats up a lot of resources that are hand-waving materials that don't exist now and only because of Minovsky particles can they even hope to surprise anyone.

Starship Troopers, Bubblegum Crisis, and Maddox-01 really point to where we can go for the immediate future. Or maybe a Struggle Suit from Gall Force.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:04 AM (pIpVu)

487 ...DAs don't let pedos walk because they don't want to put the kid though it all. If they have the evidence against a pedo, they go after them with everything they could. If the story was he got charged with a lesser offense to spare the kid, well, ok, maybe. But, a complete walk for a child molester? No way in hell. Especially in a media case, the DA will do their job.

...
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 20, 2018 12:00 AM (pvjTE)

Not the DA's office in LA County.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:04 AM (xJa6I)

488 It's the end of the world as we know it...

and I feel fine!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2018 12:04 AM (V2Yro)

489 From Sarah Sanders, a few minutes ago, remove space between '/' and 's' of 'status'


https://twitter.com/PressSec/
status/954578039802941440

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 12:05 AM (5OO3x)

490 I also have a sneaking suspicion that it was a losing move for Playboy, given how the internet has made free porn easily accessible to anyone and everyone.


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WUT???

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2018 12:05 AM (/SISC)

491
Jenna takes on the tranny lobby too.

Oh, and there was something else I saw on her feed, scrolling down. It was about the August Ames suicide. Jenna was pissed about that, big time, of course.

Anway, it was something about -- and I'll have to try to find again -- that August was suing/making some complaint against one of the companies. Now, two of her tormentors about the rectum ranger thing were owners/executives of that company.

So I think the accusation was that they jumped on her and sicked the SJWs on her as well in retaliation for that. What the complaint/suit was about, don't know.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 12:05 AM (8O3HH)

492 LOL.

Reaction to government shut down on 4Chan:

I'M REMOVING THE TAGS FROM MY MATTRESS AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

Posted by: shibumi at January 20, 2018 12:05 AM (aT+Bx)

493 Check out SHS Twitter.

The Donald is too busy getting busy with Melania, I guess.

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2018 12:05 AM (8OMyt)

494 Yeah ... Every. Last. One of us.

Why do you think Julie Andrews did Victor/Victoria? Because we locked her in our dungeon.

Posted by: the Von Trapp Family at January 20, 2018 12:05 AM (/qEW2)

495 Dylan was brainwashed by her mother just like the children in the McMartin daycare case were brainwashed



Dylan Farrow is now a 32 yo old mother. She is no longer a child like the McMartin kids were. Big difference.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 20, 2018 12:06 AM (iX3+9)

496 492 4chan and 8chan are sewers, but some of their commenters are great.

Posted by: CN at January 20, 2018 12:07 AM (5gaNQ)

497 462 I guess "traps" must be a sign of the times.

I can safely say that I never gave it a moment's thought back when I was under 29.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 11:57 PM (sdi6R)


The thing is, that in Japan, the entire "genderfluid" thing isn't really a thing and it's all played for gender-bending laughs.

In the U.S., "traps" are impossible because it'd almost be required to be played according to some P.C. nonsense playbook.

Posted by: The Ex-Novo Hat at January 20, 2018 12:08 AM (itfg0)

498 Hat, well with Super Dimensional Fortress Macross Studio Nue did the ultimate hand wave. Humans reversed engineered alien technology in ten years. While fighting a unification war. And then Macek created Protoculture.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:08 AM (pIpVu)

499 Watched a couple of episodes of Netflix series "Taken," and no, Jennifer Beals can't act.

And she should keep the glasses on.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 20, 2018 12:08 AM (U6f54)

500 492 LOL.

Reaction to government shut down on 4Chan:

I'M REMOVING THE TAGS FROM MY MATTRESS AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME
Posted by: shibumi at January 20, 2018 12:05 AM (aT+Bx)


Heh. I'm looking forward to next week's paycheck when the IRS won't deduct Federal taxes.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 12:08 AM (sdi6R)

501 She's one of the shrewdest businesswomen in the country. That business has chewed up thousands of women and left them with nothing but VD and a drug habit.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 12:02 AM (h2Bdk)


I remember a long time back when Stern was talking about her turning into the usual porn train wreck. Whether or not this was true, because we are talking about Stern being an authority on normalcy, she turned it around and then some.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 20, 2018 12:09 AM (y7DUB)

502 Related: Want to know who is an absolute warrior online for the pro-life cause? Jenna Jameson. Yes, that Jenna Jameson.

She made a career out of showing how to make babies. Do you think she'd want that store of knowledge to be wasted?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 20, 2018 12:09 AM (IcT7t)

503 499 Watched a couple of episodes of Netflix series "Taken," and no, Jennifer Beals can't act.

And she should keep the glasses on.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 20, 2018 12:08 AM (U6f54)

Yeah. Pretty but her acting method is... broad?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2018 12:10 AM (sZJfc)

504 All right, it was worth staying up to hear that from SHS.

'Night, Horde!

Posted by: logprof at January 20, 2018 12:10 AM (8OMyt)

505 If you like art glass and glassblowing, I know a place with a lot of it.

You can learn glass working there, and not too expensive either.

The bad news is, you're going to have to go to Toledo. So there is that.

http://www.toledomuseum.org/glass-pavilion/classesworkshops/

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2018 12:11 AM (H5rtT)

506 Federal CAFE standards are now suspended and my car is getting 12 mpg

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2018 12:11 AM (/SISC)

507 487 ...DAs don't let pedos walk because they don't want to put the kid though it all. If they have the evidence against a pedo, they go after them with everything they could. If the story was he got charged with a lesser offense to spare the kid, well, ok, maybe. But, a complete walk for a child molester? No way in hell. Especially in a media case, the DA will do their job.

...
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 20, 2018 12:00 AM (pvjTE)

Not the DA's office in LA County.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:04 AM (xJa6I)


Oh, I think we have seen in the last year how often the DA's office and the police turn away from going after high profile people.

Heck, they even found the police tapes Corey Feldman made naming his accusers, from decades ago that they always said were a lie.

I'm not going to recount all the tales, but the garbage has been spilling out for months now about all the blind eyes turned.

Geez, look at Jeff Epstein. Pedo King. Got away with it. Money. Power. Influence.

Pedos, known pedos, working all over Hollywood.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 20, 2018 12:11 AM (iX3+9)

508 First season of GitS: Stand Alone Complex was pretty good and covered a lot of ideas. Second season, well the guy who gave us the first movie took over and went conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:12 AM (pIpVu)

509 *Naming his Abusers.

Not accusers

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 20, 2018 12:12 AM (iX3+9)

510 I need to apologize for last night I was very drunk went to a dark place
But I am sorry

Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2018 12:13 AM (PmCoA)

511 @497 The thing is, that in Japan, the entire "genderfluid" thing isn't really a thing and it's all played for gender-bending laughs.
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This. The attitude is usually similar to the scene in Stalag 17 when one of the characters puts a mop on his head and pretends to be a woman. And then, much to his horror, one of the other characters - who's drunk - mistakes him for a real woman.

In short, a reason - usually comedic - is contrived to put one of the male characters in drag. The character then tries to go about his business without attracting attention. But, since it's a comedy, they invariably get at least one guy chasing them who won't take no for an answer, and also a few girls who are either horribly jealous or watch in awe at how cute the "new girl" is.

They don't all work out like that. But it's common enough. Heck, Ranma 1/2 is essentially an entire *series* built around that idea.

Posted by: junior at January 20, 2018 12:14 AM (mJxCG)

512 508 First season of GitS: Stand Alone Complex was pretty good and covered a lot of ideas. Second season, well the guy who gave us the first movie took over and went conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:12 AM (pIpVu)


Not sure if I should be happy or sad that no anime version of "Orion" was made...

Posted by: The Orion Hat at January 20, 2018 12:15 AM (itfg0)

513 Pedos, known pedos, working all over Hollywood.

They're only still alive because it is illegal for citizens to enact extra-judicial capital punishment.

Now the illegals seem to be able to kill with impunity. If they were to get the idea that the Hollywank pervs were coming for their kids things could get... interesting.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 20, 2018 12:15 AM (IcT7t)

514 "I need to apologize for last night I was very drunk went to a dark place
But I am sorry.
"
-Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2018 12:13 AM (PmCoA)

Feature, not a bug.

You're All Good.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:16 AM (Ckg4U)

515 510 I need to apologize for last night I was very drunk went to a dark place
But I am sorry

Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2018 12:13 AM (PmCoA)


Just as long as such dark places don't lead to suicide or worse, 'tis all but water under the bridge.

Posted by: Hat over troubled waters at January 20, 2018 12:16 AM (itfg0)

516 Thanks Slap

Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2018 12:16 AM (PmCoA)

517 Now that the government is shutdown, I'm officially starting my gigolo career. Any 'ettes what an evening (okay, 20 minutes) of pleasure, hmu. $10 O.B.O.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2018 12:16 AM (5wCUq)

518 510 I need to apologize for last night I was very drunk went to a dark place
But I am sorry
Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2018 12:13 AM (PmCoA)

Ain't no thing.
ONT is for ONT-ing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:17 AM (xJa6I)

519 Thanks Hat

Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2018 12:17 AM (PmCoA)

520 Heck yeah, woman!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:17 AM (Ckg4U)

521 Regarding that Captcha thingy, I know the one wearing a Greek fisherman's cap is a girl. It's Naoko from Persona 4.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 12:17 AM (wSC8T)

522 I need to apologize for last night I was very drunk went to a dark place
But I am sorry
Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2018 12:13 AM (PmCoA)

---------

*fistbump*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2018 12:18 AM (/SISC)

523 508 First season of GitS: Stand Alone Complex was pretty good and covered a lot of ideas. Second season, well the guy who gave us the first movie took over and went conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:12 AM (pIpVu)


I liked the whole concept of a Stand Alone Complex, and I think there's something to it. Also, the Laughing Man was a great character.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 12:18 AM (h2Bdk)

524 @512 Not sure if I should be happy or sad that no anime version of "Orion" was made...
---------------------

Can't say I've been happy with most of the animated versions of Appleseed. The fact that I find Alpha to be the best animated Appleseed production says a lot, imo.

Posted by: junior at January 20, 2018 12:18 AM (mJxCG)

525 A moment remembered here wherein Weird Dave made a fantastic pitch for Ted Cruz as the slow knife.



http://ace.mu.nu/archives/2column-361624.php


Heh. I remember that one. It's been two years, OK to reuse an analogy? Man, I really nailed Trump, didn't I?

Trump is sheer bravado, 1.21 jigawats of pure testosterone. If you want
to stick your thumb in the eye of DC elites, well, Donald will stick his
thumb, palm, wrist and forearm right into the skull of the Washington
cartel. Balls to the wall, damn-the-torpedos, full speed ahead American
arrogance, that's Donald Trump.


Couldn't have been more wrong (thankfully) on the prognostication that came next, however. And even if the above is fundamentally right, he's learned to be a lot more subtle about it than I would have expected. I even bought me a MAGA hat last week.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2018 12:18 AM (Nyyc4)

526 Oh wow Orion where the universe is held together by magical paperwork it seems. And here comes a Japanese god with a really big bat. Now thinking of digging it out to read again.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:18 AM (pIpVu)

527 First season of GitS: Stand Alone Complex was pretty good and covered a lot of ideas. Second season, well the guy who gave us the first movie took over and went conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:12 AM (pIpVu)

The first season had conspiracy stuff too. The stakes just get a bit higher.

I liked both a great deal. And even if you don't find the main arcs particularly appealing the "stand alone" episodes are still great in both seasons.

Posted by: Sjg at January 20, 2018 12:19 AM (gDSJf)

528 Sarah Sanders calls dems losers in official WH statement.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2018 12:19 AM (gC2IV)

529 511 @497 The thing is, that in Japan, the entire "genderfluid" thing isn't really a thing and it's all played for gender-bending laughs.
---------------------

This. The attitude is usually similar to the scene in Stalag 17 when one of the characters puts a mop on his head and pretends to be a woman. And then, much to his horror, one of the other characters - who's drunk - mistakes him for a real woman.

In short, a reason - usually comedic - is contrived to put one of the male characters in drag. The character then tries to go about his business without attracting attention. But, since it's a comedy, they invariably get at least one guy chasing them who won't take no for an answer, and also a few girls who are either horribly jealous or watch in awe at how cute the "new girl" is.

They don't all work out like that. But it's common enough. Heck, Ranma 1/2 is essentially an entire *series* built around that idea.
Posted by: junior at January 20, 2018 12:14 AM (mJxCG)

Eh, yes and no.

yes, a lot of Trap comedies are played for comedy, not so much for sex.

No, on the other hand, because of minimal secondary sex characteristics between Japanese men and women, especially in their teens, there has been a loooooooong tradition of pretty boys/men being the object of desire for other men.

Movies like 'Slave to the Sword' aren't fantasy, they're lightly fictionalized history.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:19 AM (xJa6I)

530 Buncha anime geeks, sheesh.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 20, 2018 12:19 AM (0OmEj)

531 I view the Laughing Man as a variant of Project 2501 aka The Puppetmaster. Because they can do very similar things.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:20 AM (pIpVu)

532 *brrrrrrraaaaaaap*

*hic*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2018 12:20 AM (/SISC)

533 528 Sarah Sanders calls dems losers in official WH statement.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2018 12:19 AM (gC2IV)


I love this administration. The media and the Dems were allowed to get away with far too much during the Bush years because he thought it was unpresidential to defend himself.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 12:20 AM (h2Bdk)

534 So have there been any rants, ravings, incoherent ramblings, profanity or generic bawdiness on the ONT? I'm in the mood for the distraction..

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 12:21 AM (nBr1j)

535 Oklahoma's name is "red people" in Choctaw, so when you enter the state, the signs are saying, "Welcome to Indians."

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 20, 2018 12:21 AM (U6f54)

536 Sarah Huckin'-A Sanders needs to challenge a female dem to face her in the octagon. Wait...not fair. Get a "male" dem.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2018 12:21 AM (5wCUq)

537 530 Buncha anime geeks, sheesh.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 20, 2018 12:19 AM (0OmEj)

Weird Dave's fault!

This one isn't on me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:21 AM (xJa6I)

538 Bitch McConnell squarely blamed Democrats for the shutdown.

Chucky Schoomer is babbling now, and brings up the fact that some GOP voted against it. Now he is whining.


Fvcker.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 12:21 AM (8iiMU)

539 365,
"Got any suggestions for great dystopian and/apocalyptic anime for a beginner?
"

For something short, "On Your Mark" by Studio Ghibli

Old school: try Bubblegum Crisis. Somewhat newer: Evangelion

I dropped out of the anime scene sometime after 2001 so I don't know much about the newer ones.

Posted by: geoffb at January 20, 2018 12:21 AM (zOpu5)

540 I dropped out of the anime scene sometime after 2001 so I don't know much about the newer ones.

Posted by: geoffb at January 20, 2018 12:21 AM (zOpu5)


You missed a lot of good stuff.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 12:22 AM (h2Bdk)

541 "*brrrrrrraaaaaaap*
*hic*
"
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2018 12:20 AM (/SISC)

That sounds like Hillary operating an A-10.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:22 AM (Ckg4U)

542 534 So have there been any rants, ravings, incoherent ramblings, profanity or generic bawdiness on the ONT? I'm in the mood for the distraction..
Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 12:21 AM (nBr1j)

As always, KBdaBear has been giving us twitter image goodness.

Otherwise, we've been talking shut downs, anime and traps of the female/male persuasion.

Hope you're doing as well as you can, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:22 AM (xJa6I)

543 Now that the government is shutdown, I'm officially starting my gigolo career. Any 'ettes what an evening (okay, 20 minutes) of pleasure, hmu. $10 O.B.O.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2018 12:16 AM (5wCUq)

Where do you pick up the application forms?

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 12:23 AM (nBr1j)

544 LOL.

Schoomer just said the President has not provided guidance.

"They didn't reach out to us once. They can't even get together as a party."

Waaa, waaaa, waaaa.

Geez, this guy pisses me off.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 12:23 AM (8iiMU)

545 What gets me about Schumer is his bald-faced hypocrisy. He's been around long enough that you can find clips of him saying exactly the opposite of whatever he says today.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 12:24 AM (h2Bdk)

546 545 What gets me about Schumer is his bald-faced hypocrisy. He's been around long enough that you can find clips of him saying exactly the opposite of whatever he says today.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 12:24 AM (h2Bdk)

Yeah but he knows the press will cover for him.

So long as he's useful to them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:25 AM (xJa6I)

547 Where do you pick up the application forms?
Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore

I guess as long as you can fill out a backpage ad, you're good to go.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2018 12:25 AM (5wCUq)

548 Hypocrisy? The Dems are soaking in it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2018 12:25 AM (/SISC)

549 Schumer blames Trump! Colour me surprised...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 20, 2018 12:25 AM (e9G8E)

550 "It's almost as if you wanted a shutdown. This will be called a Trump shutdown, because no one deserves the blame more than President Trump."


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 12:25 AM (8iiMU)

551 The Studio Ghibli animated short On Your Mark was never released in the US IIRC. And it is very very hard to suss out on YouTube if anyone posts it.

The Japanese laserdisc was put out by Pony Canyon. PCLP-00652. 2,700Yen. In 1995.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:26 AM (pIpVu)

552 My recommendation: lay off a sh!tload of Federal staff and issue an Executive Order rescinding Dead Kennedy's order allowing govmint workers to form unions.

And when the Dems crawl back for a deal, say they'll get nothing and like it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2018 12:26 AM (6FqZa)

553 So, the SHUTDOWN is a thing then. Why am I still stuck at work? Oh yea, I'm "essential". Yay. I keep warning the bubble dwellers here that we are indeed living in a bubble. DC Metro area has very little to do with the rest of the country. So go ahead and freak out but remember; Nobody Cares outside of the Beltway. Nobody.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 12:26 AM (peJQi)

554 Hope you're doing as well as you can, man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:22 AM (xJa6I)

Got weepy a lot today. But mostly as well as I can. Had to be lovingly told to stop answering the phone.

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 12:27 AM (nBr1j)

555 Wha Wha Wha I'm a dim.... fucking cunts.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 20, 2018 12:27 AM (0OmEj)

556 550 "It's almost as if you wanted a shutdown. This will be called a Trump shutdown, because no one deserves the blame more than President Trump."


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 12:25 AM (8iiMU)

"Tell a lie big enough, repeat it often enough, and it will be believed."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:27 AM (xJa6I)

557 "Instead of being the great deal maker he is supposed to be, his behavior is causing the gvernment t grind to a halt. ..... I pleaded with him to see reason."


LOL, incredible.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 12:27 AM (8iiMU)

558 Room full of Morons, and Lousagirl admits and apologies...

And not ONE of you stepped up and offered to give her a proper spanking?

It's like I hardly know yaz!



/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


*fistbump, lousagirl!*

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2018 12:27 AM (QzJWU)

559 Here's my offer, senator. Nothing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2018 12:27 AM (gC2IV)

560 Why is Pixy not letting me post? Says my (completely normal) post looks like spam

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2018 12:28 AM (Nyyc4)

561 Did the fourth Evangelion reboot movie ever come out? Or did Studio Gainax once again go bankrupt?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:28 AM (pIpVu)

562 >>"Instead of being the great deal maker he is supposed to be, his behavior is causing the gvernment t grind to a halt. ..... I pleaded with him to see reason.", he lied.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:28 AM (isXXM)

563 Does this mean we can all smoke weed now? as in, not just me, westminsterdogshow, and the other Mile High 'rons? (not that I actually do these days)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2018 12:29 AM (6FqZa)

564 One standard isn't good enough for Democrats.
And hi Jim. Great to talk today.

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 12:29 AM (nBr1j)

565 Weirddave, it must be the shutdown

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2018 12:29 AM (6FqZa)

566 561 Did the fourth Evangelion reboot movie ever come out? Or did Studio Gainax once again go bankrupt?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:28 AM (pIpVu)

I know work was done on the Evangelion 3.0 movie but it's slipped it's release date by at least two years. Dunno why.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:29 AM (xJa6I)

567 McConnell: "Trump made it clear we would talk about immigration reform once our military is receiving paychecks. Can anyone explain this Democrat strategy to me?"


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (8iiMU)

568 I am altering the deal.

Pray I don't alter it any further.

Posted by: Darth Trump at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (isXXM)

569 I need to apologize for last night I was very drunk went to a dark place
But I am sorry


I have always viewed the ONT as a local pub, with many different conversations and interaction between people. I'm the bouncer, but I tend to be pretty tolerant. Y'all can talk, argue, cuss, smoke, drink, even sneak into the bathroom for a quickie if you want, it's fine with me.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (Nyyc4)

570 561 Did the fourth Evangelion reboot movie ever come out? Or did Studio Gainax once again go bankrupt?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:28 AM (pIpVu)


Too many Gainax bounces?

Posted by: Boooiiing! at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (itfg0)

571 Feature, not a bug.

You're All Good.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January




so what did you say that pissed her off?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1)

572 "Does this mean we can all smoke weed now? as in, not just me, westminsterdogshow, and the other Mile High 'rons? (not that I actually do these days)"
-Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2018 12:29 AM (6FqZa)

Yes.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (Ckg4U)

573 It's just the first brief statement, but I give that Press Sec. release a C-.


Manage the shutdown cleverly. Exploit it to reduce operations in already-targeted areas.


Relentlessly tie it to the Dems' fanatical devotion to amnesty. Illegal aliens illegal aliens illegal aliens illegal aliens illegal aliens.


Amnesty over border security. Amnesty over sane immigration policy.


Stow the hand-wringing over CHIP, puppies, and baby ducks.


Commercials should start now, in targeted states/districts. Dems oppose tax cuts. Dems favor illegal aliens over border security, immigration sanity, and jobs. Probably won't last long enough to do much, but move quickly and hope it lasts a few weeks.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (QDnY+)

574 Movies like 'Slave to the Sword' aren't fantasy, they're lightly fictionalized history.

Much like 'Busty Lesbian Dildo Bondage on Ice'...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (EQQLu)

575 560 Why is Pixy not letting me post? Says my (completely normal) post looks like spam
Posted by: Weirddave



NET NEUTRALITY AND THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN IS WHY!!!!! OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!

This....is CNN. Totally real News.

Posted by: This....is CNN at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (peJQi)

576 @561 Did the fourth Evangelion reboot movie ever come out? Or did Studio Gainax once again go bankrupt?
----------------------

It's not out yet. And Gainax is still around.

Posted by: junior at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (mJxCG)

577 (Part 2)

Now if someone starts screaming racist stuff or gets into a real nasty
fight I'll step in, but other than that? Shrug it's all good.
Sometimes we all need to go where everybody doesn't know your real name.

Speaking
of quickies in the bathroom, do we have any couples that met through
AoS? I know there must be some. I met my wife on another message board,
and we weren't the only ones there who did.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (Nyyc4)

578 Just found out. The internet hasn't shut down yet.

Posted by: Zombie Cranbury's Singer at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (JhE5a)

579 >> Does this mean we can all smoke weed now?



Was there a time that we couldn't?

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (isXXM)

580 Oy!. Mish at 35 into 'Armageddon' has spine.
Where in hell has that been, Mitch? /s

Posted by: micky at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (dF9Lb)

581 570 561 Did the fourth Evangelion reboot movie ever come out? Or did Studio Gainax once again go bankrupt?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:28 AM (pIpVu)

Too many Gainax bounces?
Posted by: Boooiiing! at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (itfg0)

No such thing.

There IS such a thing as too much Pantsu but not bouncing boobies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (xJa6I)

582 "so what did you say that pissed her off?"
-Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1)

Nothing. You okay, Bro?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (Ckg4U)

583 "Welcome to Anime City,
Where the Akogi are green,
The mech are gritty,
...
Gainax titty"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (pIpVu)

584 Here's my offer, senator. Nothing.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2018 12:27 AM (

-------

What about the gambling license?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2018 12:32 AM (/SISC)

585 If the government is shutting down, I'm starting my own.
With blackjack and hookers.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2018 12:32 AM (5wCUq)

586 I have always viewed the ONT as a local pub, with many different conversations and interaction between people. I'm the bouncer, but I tend to be pretty tolerant. Y'all can talk, argue, cuss, smoke, drink, even sneak into the bathroom for a quickie if you want, it's fine with me.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (Nyyc4)

There's a bathroom? I don't need to bring a catheter?

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 12:32 AM (nBr1j)

587 574 Movies like 'Slave to the Sword' aren't fantasy, they're lightly fictionalized history.

Much like 'Busty Lesbian Dildo Bondage on Ice'...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2018 12:30 AM (EQQLu)

Ok, now you're teasing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:32 AM (xJa6I)

588 You missed a lot of good stuff.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 12:22 AM (h2Bdk)

You're likely right but my life changed and I didn't have the time for a while and got into other interests.

Posted by: geoffb at January 20, 2018 12:32 AM (zOpu5)

589 >> even sneak into the bathroom for a quickie if you want, it's fine with me.


But, for God's sake. Please.

If you have to go #2, use the Barrel not the bathroom.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:32 AM (isXXM)

590 ay. I keep warning the bubble dwellers here that we are indeed living in a bubble. DC Metro area has very little to do with the rest of the country. So go ahead and freak out but remember; Nobody Cares outside of the Beltway. Nobody.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 12:26 AM (peJQi)

DO NOT LEAVE THE PROTECTIVE BUBBLE

The area outside the BubbleDome is populated with murderous, non-inclusive savages. Only authorized Tribute Collectors and Enforcers Of The Regulations are permitted to leave the BubbleDome.

Posted by: Miklos fron Kontrol at January 20, 2018 12:32 AM (zCyNd)

591 585 If the government is shutting down, I'm starting my own.
With blackjack and hookers.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2018 12:32 AM (5wCUq)

Let me carry my guns and I'm in.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:33 AM (xJa6I)

592 Mark @12:19... The tradition goes further back than that. Feudal-era samurai tended to be unusually open to gay sex, considering the era. They called it "manly love", and some samurai proclaimed it to be the utmost embodiment of bushido.

My personal thinking on that subject, though, is... you dishonor your "sword" by getting poop on it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 12:33 AM (wSC8T)

593 Weirddave, it must be the shutdown

Nope, figured it out. I had typed out the N word as an example of what I wouldn't allow on an ONT. As soon as I changed it to "racist stuff", it posted.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2018 12:33 AM (Nyyc4)

594 @ Northernlurker. Glad to spend the time on the phone. Wish it had been longer, but I had to get rolling to work, alas.

*break*


McConnell is doing a fair imitation of a Turtle with a Backbone.

Pity he didn't presume to act Alpha oh, nine years ago or thereabouts?

As for Schumer.

He's the poster child for politician, rope, lamppost...assembly required.

You'd have to tie a bowline though. He's so slimy he'd slide right out of a traditional hangman's knot.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2018 12:33 AM (QzJWU)

595 He's been around long enough that you can find clips of him saying exactly the opposite of whatever he says today.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 12:24 AM (h2Bdk)


But you can't pin down and point and laugh at a progressive for that as progressives 'evolve'. It's a neat trick and the popinjay media provide 'sleight of the hand' cover.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 12:34 AM (zRegE)

596 Mish McC moves to table the motion for now.

They are voting.

Now that the Dems are being stubborn, now would be a good time for the House to "#ReleaseTheMemo.





Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 12:34 AM (8iiMU)

597 And FFS, WH and Mitch should hammer Dems on blocking normal appropriations bills in Senate. Point out House record. Describe how Dems have sabotaged appropriations process in the Senate. Every CR is their fault.


And always, always hammer the Dems' obsession with helping law-breaking aliens to the detriment of the nation's actual business.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2018 12:34 AM (QDnY+)

598 Nothing. You okay, Bro?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January




we're good.



Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 12:35 AM (MTjB1)

599 592 Mark @12:19... The tradition goes further back than that. Feudal-era samurai tended to be unusually open to gay sex, considering the era. They called it "manly love", and some samurai proclaimed it to be the utmost embodiment of bushido.

My personal thinking on that subject, though, is... you dishonor your "sword" by getting poop on it.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 12:33 AM (wSC8T)

Agreed.

And brown on my dipstick is my kryptonite. I don't even do anal with girls who ask for it....back when that was an option.

I miss dating...

Sorta.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:35 AM (xJa6I)

600 559 Here's my offer, senator. Nothing.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2018 12:27 AM (gC2IV)


I love that movie.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 12:35 AM (h2Bdk)

601 The Japanese laserdisc was put out by Pony Canyon. PCLP-00652. 2,700Yen. In 1995.

I have that. It used to be on Youtube but no more I see. It's one of the best short films I've ever seen. 6:29 of goodness.

Posted by: geoffb at January 20, 2018 12:36 AM (zOpu5)

602 Anime has the strongest possible microgenres.

You can see a few tropes invented in Metropolis (192.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2018 12:36 AM (rnAwa)

603 597
And FFS, WH and Mitch should hammer Dems on blocking normal
appropriations bills in Senate. Point out House record. Describe how
Dems have sabotaged appropriations process in the Senate. Every CR is
their fault.


And always, always hammer the Dems' obsession
with helping law-breaking aliens to the detriment of the nation's actual
business.




Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2018 12:34 AM (QDnY+)

^^^THIS x 42 million.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 12:36 AM (8iiMU)

604 @592 The tradition goes further back than that. Feudal-era samurai tended to be unusually open to gay sex, considering the era. They called it "manly love", and some samurai proclaimed it to be the utmost embodiment of bushido.
-------------------------

There are apparently rumors about Oda Nobunaga and his page, Ranmaru.

The Samurai Warriors games have fun with it by having Ranmaru constantly getting accidentally lumped in with the women during various comedic situations (such as finding contestants for a beauty pageant).

Posted by: junior at January 20, 2018 12:36 AM (mJxCG)

605 There IS such a thing as too much Pantsu but not bouncing boobies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (xJa6I)


Japanese vending machines suggest otherwise...

Posted by: Pantsu!!1! at January 20, 2018 12:36 AM (itfg0)

606 PW, when was that even might have been part of being a Bushi? And not Bishi?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:36 AM (pIpVu)

607 Let me carry my guns and I'm in.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Everybody gets a gun. That's how you keep the hookers from rolling you with a razor.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2018 12:37 AM (5wCUq)

608 601 The Japanese laserdisc was put out by Pony Canyon. PCLP-00652. 2,700Yen. In 1995.

I have that. It used to be on Youtube but no more I see. It's one of the best short films I've ever seen. 6:29 of goodness.
Posted by: geoffb at January 20, 2018 12:36 AM (zOpu5)

Think I found it on Vimeo
https://vimeo.com/ 179564507
remove space

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:37 AM (xJa6I)

609 Northernlurker, I was very sorry to hear of your loss. Same thing happened to me in 2010. Wife suddenly and unexpectedly died. My only advice is to take all the help that is offered. Also, hanging out with the horde helps. God bless.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2018 12:37 AM (gC2IV)

610 Motion to table is the routine action after a vote. Probably tabling the motion to reconsider the initial vote (also a standard thing). Only on rare dramatic occasions does the tabling motion meet with an objection.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2018 12:37 AM (QDnY+)

611 So, what you guys are telling me is Tom Cruise as The Last Samurai was realistic?

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:38 AM (isXXM)

612 There IS such a thing as too much Pantsu but not bouncing boobies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (xJa6I)

a President can never have too many pantsuits.

I'll have Huma get back about the other part.

Posted by: *hic!* at January 20, 2018 12:38 AM (zCyNd)

613 >> Does this mean we can all smoke weed now?



Was there a time that we couldn't?

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (isXXM)


Breakfast of champions.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 12:39 AM (aMlLZ)

614 LOL

Ah, dog is calling.

'night you magnificent bastards/princesses

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:39 AM (xJa6I)

615 Hippie Speedballs, ftw Bers.


Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:39 AM (isXXM)

616 A lot of the best talent from Gainax left and went to Studio Trigger awhile back.

Gainax hasn't really done much of note since.

Posted by: Sjg at January 20, 2018 12:40 AM (gDSJf)

617 Geoffb, for the past few years that short film quickly vanished off YouTube. But it does not help matters that one of the guys who wrote and performed the song just got a drug conviction.

But the story is about two guys refusing to give up rescuing a princess from a dungeon. Awesome.

Now might put in my LD of that after watching Ponyo.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:40 AM (pIpVu)

618 /old sock

Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2018 12:40 AM (wPiJc)

619 Can't imagine shutdown theater will play for long, but I hope Mulvaney and others have gamed out some sneaky moves to pull, if practical. There may be legit ways of exploiting this funding gap to reduce personnel, contracts, and activities.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2018 12:41 AM (QDnY+)

620 "The 90's had a couple decent fantasy anime. Slayers,
Lodoss War, Those Who Hunt Elves...I know there's another big one I'm
forgetting.

-----------------



Escaflowne. Fantasy *and* giant robots.



And evil Isaac Newton.



Posted by: junior"

I woulda said Magic Knights Rayearth. Plus it has the best OP song ever.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 20, 2018 12:41 AM (w+Jhj)

621 >/old sock



Worst. Lymeric. Ever.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:41 AM (isXXM)

622 612 There IS such a thing as too much Pantsu but not bouncing boobies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 20, 2018 12:31 AM (xJa6I)

a President can never have too many pantsuits.

I'll have Huma get back about the other part.

Posted by: *hic!* at January 20, 2018 12:38 AM (zCyNd)


Even we have standards...

Posted by: Tentacle Monsters every where at January 20, 2018 12:41 AM (itfg0)

623 How the Woody Allen thing started;

According to court testimony, on August 4, 1992, Allen visited the children at Mia Farrow's home in Bridgewater, Connecticut, while she was out shopping with a friend.[158]

The following day, that friend's babysitter told her employer that she had seen Allen behaving inappropriately with Dylan.[166]

When Farrow asked Dylan about it, Dylan alleged that Allen had touched Dylan's "private part" while they were alone together in the attic.[158] One woman employed to care for Farrow's children said that for about 20 minutes that afternoon she had not known where Dylan was, while a second said that, at one point, Dylan had been wearing no underwear under her dress.[166] Farrow told Dylan's pediatrician, who informed authorities.[167]

Also, turns out Moses has been estranged from the rest of the family for quite a while. Anyone who has seen or experienced a broken family where there is vitriol and estrangement knows what that usually means. Sides are taken. Facts are skewed. Throw in money...and it can be tough to know what to believe.

Someone posted there were tapes of Mia coaching. I have not seen or heard of those.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 20, 2018 12:42 AM (iX3+9)

624 Anna, that was just an opinion that some samurai had. Pretty much just the gay ones, I'm thinking.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 12:43 AM (wSC8T)

625 Breakfast of champions."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 12:39 AM (aMlLZ)

Freakin' Wake N' Bakers... lol. I knew the lot of them.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:43 AM (Ckg4U)

626 Tom Cruise as The Last Samurai


I actually liked that movie, to my surprise.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 20, 2018 12:44 AM (iX3+9)

627
Well, WeirdDave, I salute you sir. YOu got a retweet from Jenna Jameson.
Her last tweet before signing off for the Sabbath:

"Because it's alive... until you feel a baby moving inside you at 15 weeks, you probably won't get it."

That was in response to someone asking her how could she say an unborn baby was "sentient" if it couldn't survive outside the womb.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 12:44 AM (8O3HH)

628 G'Night, Mark Anthony Edwards.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:44 AM (Ckg4U)

629 >>Freakin' Wake N' Bakers... lol. I knew the lot of them


When my dad goes steelheading with me and the other guides he just shakes his head at the morning roast.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:45 AM (isXXM)

630 Is the government really shut down? I was expecting an earth-shattering bowl of Kaboom.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 12:45 AM (zCyNd)

631 Breakfast of champions."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 12:39 AM (aMlLZ)

Freakin' Wake N' Bakers... lol. I knew the lot of them.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:43 AM (Ckg4U)


I can't do that anymore, haven't in years actually. Not in the morning. I would just play guitar all day and do squat.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 12:45 AM (aMlLZ)

632 Given that I know less than zero about Anamie, etc, Inc., I'll go all gum thread here.

From Pinterest: https://tinyurl.com/ycccfg4w


The Portuguese supplied matchlocks copied by the Japanese are known in English as harquebus or arquebus and hinawaju or teppo in Japan, also tanegashima, for the island where it was first introduced to Japan, pistols are tan-zutsu, smaller carbine versions used by mounted samurai are called bajou-zutsu, very large hand cannon are o-zutsu / kakae zutsu.

Japanese fire arrows (bo-hiya) could be fired as well as lead balls, fire arrow matchlock hand cannons were called hiya-zutsu.



Lots of very beautiful examples of the Master Craftsman's Art, there.

The firearm in Japan radically altered the Samauri culture, much as it affected the Knights of Midevel Europe.

Suddenly, the scantly trained peasant was a strongly viable foe.

Still is, too.

Fear the Government that Fears Your Guns.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2018 12:46 AM (QzJWU)

633 >> I was expecting an earth-shattering bowl of Kaboom Sour Diesel / Blueberry Cross.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:46 AM (isXXM)

634 I'm still taking emails.

home made gravy71 (alloneword) at the hooya dot com.

I'll be taking requests for donations until I can no longer feel my fingers.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:46 AM (Ckg4U)

635 Heh, still looking at FNC Senate Floor.

Some, sharp, odored suits. Eeeew.
Most of these guys do.not.know.how.to.tie.a.tie either.

Ever wonder about the 'long' tie of Trump?
Tie a winsor or get out. Maybe it is windsor, but it is more about knots, all the same.

Posted by: micky at January 20, 2018 12:47 AM (M2T30)

636 When my dad goes steelheading with me and the other guides he just shakes his head at the morning roast.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:45 AM (isXXM)


Damn I think I need glasses. I swore I read that you go shitheading. I had to do a double take. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 12:47 AM (aMlLZ)

637 630 Is the government really shut down? I was expecting an earth-shattering bowl of Kaboom.
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos



Yes, you just missed it. The Net Neutrality repeal and Tax Cuts killed you last month.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 12:47 AM (peJQi)

638 "I can't do that anymore, haven't in years actually. Not in the morning. I would just play guitar all day and do squat."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 12:45 AM (aMlLZ)

I have no idea what that's all about, but I knew a bunch of them. My business partner wouldn't leave home without a bowl full O' silliness.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:49 AM (Ckg4U)

639 Yes, you just missed it. The Net Neutrality repeal and Tax Cuts killed you last month.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 12:47 AM (peJQi)

Don't tell the liquor store. They still take my checks.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 12:49 AM (zCyNd)

640 Trump's twitter feed Saturday will be very interesting.

Posted by: X-ray at January 20, 2018 12:49 AM (xixZa)

641 Guess I'd have more to say about the shutdown if I hadn't already been killed by the tax cuts and net neutrality and TPP and the Paris accord and...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2018 12:50 AM (gC2IV)

642 611 So, what you guys are telling me is Tom Cruise as The Last Samurai was realistic?

If you mean that part where he laid over a barrel, hiked up his kimono, and started yelling "Hello Nipponese Sailor!", yes.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2018 12:51 AM (EQQLu)

643 510 I need to apologize for last night I was very drunk went to a dark place
But I am sorry
Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2018 12:13 AM (PmCoA)


Been there. Done that.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 12:51 AM (sdi6R)

644 627
Well, WeirdDave, I salute you sir. YOu got a retweet from Jenna Jameson.
Her last tweet before signing off for the Sabbath:

"Because it's alive... until you feel a baby moving inside you at 15 weeks, you probably won't get it."

That was in response to someone asking her how could she say an unborn baby was "sentient" if it couldn't survive outside the womb.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 12:44 AM (8O3HH)


The most disingenuous arguments for abortion I've heard have come from men.

The unassailable position for life, which deeply affected me, came from women... and not just any set of women, but strong and venerable women who communicated what a mere male could not.

To this day, Lorelei, I salute you.

Posted by: The Enlightended Hat at January 20, 2018 12:51 AM (itfg0)

645 "Don't tell the liquor store. They still take my checks."
-Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 12:49 AM (zCyNd)

They have a picture of me up at mine. I think they are honoring me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:51 AM (Ckg4U)

646 So, I just recently bought a home. I don't have to pay mortgage or HOA dues this month, and my bills are mostly pro-rated due to a change of billing date because of the move.

I'm happy to have such a low cost of living for this month, but I'm also a little annoyed because it's gonna take me another month to figure out what I'll need to pay out each month for my new, slightly bigger lifestyle.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 12:52 AM (wSC8T)

647 617,
Just watched it myself but from a copy off my LD that is on my computer.

Posted by: geoffb at January 20, 2018 12:52 AM (zOpu5)

648 Soon-Yi was NOT Woody Allen's stepdaughter.
She was his one of his girlfriend's many adopted kids.
Allen and Farrow maintained separate residences, BTW, and Allen did not have a close relationship with Farrow's own adoptees.

I think Allen is a sleazeball but so is Farrow.
Read up about how her godmother Dorothy Previn was so good to her and how Farrow repaid the kindness by stealing her husband. Yeah, the Soon-Yi thing was nasty --- but also karma.

You know who else is a colossal POS? Soon-Yi. See how she repaid Farrow for literally lifting her out of the gutter?

What a despicable trio.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2018 12:53 AM (0jtPF)

649 @642 If you mean that part where he laid over a barrel, hiked up his kimono, and started yelling "Hello Nipponese Sailor!", yes.
------------------------------

"Tom Cruise still has not come out of the closet!"

-- South Park
(the Scientology episode)

Posted by: junior at January 20, 2018 12:53 AM (mJxCG)

650 Escaflowne the series is watchable. Fan-service - the Luck Twins. The movie not so much because it does Rian Johnson in some ways.

Magic Knight Rayearth eeehhh... but then I was never a fan of anything that CLAMP put out.

Mark Anthony Edwards, thanks for finding "On Your Mark."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 12:53 AM (pIpVu)

651 Yes, you just missed it. The Net Neutrality repeal and Tax Cuts killed you last month.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 12:47 AM (peJQi)


H8r!!1!

Posted by: #ZombieLeftistLivesMatter at January 20, 2018 12:53 AM (itfg0)

652 So, I just recently bought a home. I don't have to pay mortgage or HOA dues this month, and my bills are mostly pro-rated due to a change of billing date because of the move.

I'm happy to have such a low cost of living for this month, but I'm also a little annoyed because it's gonna take me another month to figure out what I'll need to pay out each month for my new, slightly bigger lifestyle.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January




what you need is tenants. what is your maximum occupancy based upon hoa regulations?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 12:53 AM (MTjB1)

653 -Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 12:52 AM (wSC8T)

Congrats. Welcome to the brotherhood.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:53 AM (Ckg4U)

654 They have a picture of me up at mine. I think they are honoring me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:51 AM (Ckg4U)




All the Gun Stores have Obama's picture prominently posted, too.

"Gun Salesman of the Decade".

It's cool though. He was mostly responsible for selling record numbers of Black Rifles.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2018 12:54 AM (QzJWU)

655 Damnit, Anna.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:54 AM (Ckg4U)

656 So....
Quite a few people have pointed out that the government "shuts down" every weekend.
It's Friday night.

So, there's really no government "shutdown" that makes any difference until Monday morning.

What hype. My computer and the internet is still on.

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2018 12:54 AM (JhE5a)

657 The barrel is hungry...

Posted by: junior at January 20, 2018 12:54 AM (mJxCG)

658 That 20 year old who's mom chose not to abort who spoke at the rally today should have said - "those women marching tomorrow have something in common with all of us here today - their mothers didn't abort them either".

Posted by: Mega at January 20, 2018 12:54 AM (rv0Fo)

659 Oh, Ana...

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 12:54 AM (isXXM)

660 ..."It's cool though. He was mostly responsible for selling record numbers of scary Black Rifles
-Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2018 12:54 AM (QzJWU)

Fix'd.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:55 AM (Ckg4U)

661 I'm happy to have such a low cost of living for this month, but I'm also a little annoyed because it's gonna take me another month to figure out what I'll need to pay out each month for my new, slightly bigger lifestyle.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 12:52 AM (wSC8T)

If you have anything left over, you can send a check to Nancy Pelosi with "crumbs" in the "for" line.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 12:55 AM (zCyNd)

662 Close Tags, Anna. They are your Safety Valves.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:56 AM (Ckg4U)

663 648 Soon-Yi was NOT Woody Allen's stepdaughter.
She was his one of his girlfriend's many adopted kids.
Allen and Farrow maintained separate residences, BTW, and Allen did not have a close relationship with Farrow's own adoptees.

I think Allen is a sleazeball but so is Farrow.
Read up about how her godmother Dorothy Previn was so good to her and how Farrow repaid the kindness by stealing her husband. Yeah, the Soon-Yi thing was nasty --- but also karma.

You know who else is a colossal POS? Soon-Yi. See how she repaid Farrow for literally lifting her out of the gutter?

What a despicable trio.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2018 12:53 AM (0jtPF)


That any part of that is, or ought to be considered, "acceptable" is what has infected and poisoned out country.

Posted by: The Anti-Pestilent Hat at January 20, 2018 12:56 AM (itfg0)

664 Thanks, Slap! I'm happy to be in that club!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 12:56 AM (wSC8T)

665 I like Sarah Huckabee Sanders so much more than I like her dad.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 20, 2018 12:56 AM (P8951)

666 The Hag Lives

Posted by: Mega at January 20, 2018 12:57 AM (rv0Fo)

667 Yes, you just missed it. The Net Neutrality repeal and Tax Cuts killed you last month.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 12:47 AM (peJQi)
---
You're forgetting the Koi-pond Feeding and Twelve Diet Cokes massacres.

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2018 12:57 AM (JhE5a)

668 ..."It's cool though. He was mostly responsible for selling record numbers of scary Black Rifles
-Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2018 12:54 AM (QzJWU)

Fix'd.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:55 AM (Ckg4U)




That's RAYSISS!


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2018 12:57 AM (QzJWU)

669 Enjoy your stay in The Barrel.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:57 AM (Ckg4U)

670 They have a picture of me up at mine. I think they are honoring me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:51 AM (Ckg4U)

Thus far, I have refrained from attempting to claim the reward. If I get seriously broke and thirsty, though...a man's gotta know his limitations...

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 12:58 AM (zCyNd)

671 "Thanks, Slap! I'm happy to be in that club!"
-Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 12:56 AM (wSC8T)

*fistbump*

*cheers!*

*taps mug against screen*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 12:58 AM (Ckg4U)

672
Heh, Jenna responded to a Sally Kohn tweet. She screeched that Trump was kicking 200,000 Salvadorans out of the United States and back to a gang violence-ravished and impoverished disaster zone.

Jenna replied, "You misspelled shithole."

She replied to something "Chelsea" Manning said with "You are a human dumpster fire."

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 12:59 AM (8O3HH)

673 658
That 20 year old who's mom chose not to abort who spoke at the rally
today should have said - "those women marching tomorrow have something
in common with all of us here today - their mothers didn't abort them
either".


Posted by: Mega at January 20, 2018 12:54 AM (rv0Fo)

If there is one thing the pro-aborts hate to face, it's the people who were almost aborted, but were not. It reminds them that these are the humans they would have been perfectly fine with disposing of.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 20, 2018 12:59 AM (P8951)

674 Escaflown Battle Theme

https://youtu.be/S1VFqsew26c

Yoko Kano does Carl Orff

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2018 12:59 AM (rnAwa)

675 Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 12:59 AM (8O3HH)

We are truly in the best timeline

Posted by: Mega at January 20, 2018 12:59 AM (rv0Fo)

676 The Horde - they cry out and I hear them. They say, 'Dyadya Palpatine, please. How we can celebrate without xardbas?' And I say, 'Here, have your fill.'

https://youtu.be/rnPkmozi7Zc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:00 AM (fA1SL)

677 -Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 12:59 AM (8O3HH)

Some of our Pr0n stars are National Treasures.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:01 AM (Ckg4U)

678 Oh well, just a sign to go watch Ponyo.

Jya ne!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 01:03 AM (pIpVu)

679 "If there is one thing the pro-aborts hate to face, it's the people who were almost aborted, but were not. It reminds them that these are the humans they would have been perfectly fine with disposing of."
-Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 20, 2018 12:59 AM (P8951)

^THIS^

Your preventable baby was NOT an inconvenience, you haggard scrunt.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:03 AM (Ckg4U)

680 632
The Portuguese supplied matchlocks copied by the Japanese are known in English as harquebus or arquebus and hinawaju or teppo in Japan, also tanegashima, for the island where it was first introduced to Japan
Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2018 12:46 AM (QzJWU)


Today, Tanegashima is the location of Japan's main space launch complex.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanegashima_Space_Center

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 01:04 AM (sdi6R)

681 I'll just add my vote in favor of Cowboy Bebop: its damn near airtight. I'd recommend it to anyone wanting to get into anime. And the soundtrack...

Just...

Wow...

Try listening to "Space Lion" or "Call Me" after the relevant eps. without getting feels...

Posted by: Jackal at January 20, 2018 01:06 AM (o3+fQ)

682 I need to apologize for last night I was very drunk went to a dark place
But I am sorry
Posted by: lousagirl
------------

*shoves Official (not one of those fake ones) AoSHQ Indulgence into USB port*

I got a whole stack of 'em here. I've even had to use one for myself.

I think you should know that we care about you...not what is said here. Horde is like that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:06 AM (c/EDo)

683 "Because it's alive... until you feel a baby moving inside you at 15 weeks, you probably won't get it."

I was young and dumb. Had the discussion with the ex wife about the option of abortion for our first child. We didn't pick that option thankfully. Can't imagine the "weird" thoughts I would have struggled with when I had a child latter if we chose to abort my wonderful daughter.

"weird" probably not a strong enough word.

Posted by: X-ray at January 20, 2018 01:07 AM (xixZa)

684 She replied to something "Chelsea" Manning said with "You are a human dumpster fire."


BRADLEY Manning certainly is. It is indeed Interesting Times when a former porn actress is a voice of reason. That's very 21st Century.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 01:08 AM (peJQi)

685 https://youtu.be/rnPkmozi7Zc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:00 AM (fA1SL)

Is there a stolen tank involved?

An old BTR at least?

Posted by: Miklos, bar-belly-upper-to at January 20, 2018 01:08 AM (zCyNd)

686 >>> I'm sick!
Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 09:54 PM (kufk0)


Always remember, "When you eat a hobo, you are also eating every hobo that he has ever eaten."

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 20, 2018 01:08 AM (lIZQs)

687 You're forgetting the Koi-pond Feeding and Twelve Diet Cokes massacres.
Posted by: Axeman
-----------

The horrors of double scoops.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:09 AM (c/EDo)

688 673---If there is one thing the pro-aborts hate to face, it's the people who were almost aborted, but were not. It reminds them that these are the humans they would have been perfectly fine with disposing of.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 20, 2018 12:59 AM (P8951)
------------------------
This brings to mind the French prohibition of an ad that showed Downs kids in a happy, cute light. It might lead some to question their extermination.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2018 01:09 AM (0jtPF)

689 685. Naaah. Plentiful stocks, and we aren't in Murmansk, blyat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:09 AM (fA1SL)

690 681 I'll just add my vote in favor of Cowboy Bebop: its damn near airtight. I'd recommend it to anyone wanting to get into anime. And the soundtrack...

Just...

Wow...

Try listening to "Space Lion" or "Call Me" after the relevant eps. without getting feels...
Posted by: Jackal



THIS!! I'm not into anime at all. Cowboy Beebop is the only one I love. I can watch it repeatedly. Its fantastic. I always refer to CB as anime for people who don't like anime.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 01:09 AM (peJQi)

691 I'll just add my vote in favor of Cowboy Bebop: its
damn near airtight. I'd recommend it to anyone wanting to get into
anime. And the soundtrack...

Just...

Wow...

Try listening to "Space Lion" or "Call Me" after the relevant eps. without getting feels...


Posted by: Jackal at January 20, 2018 01:06 AM (o3+fQ)

My son adds another vote for Cowboy Bebop and recommends Trigun also.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 20, 2018 01:11 AM (FTXAT)

692 I'm going to keep hammering the Donations theme.

My email is in my nic. It is NOT a link. Hover over it and look to the bottom-left of your screen.

homemade gravy 71 at the hooya dot com.

Please get the P.O. Box, so as to donate to Northernlurker. His going overseas to spread The Word personifies The Prayer of St. Francis.

Please defray his funeral costs and spread the word.

I have the info, so double-check with me to get the real information you need to donate.

Thank You.

-Marc

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:12 AM (Ckg4U)

693 Naaah. Plentiful stocks, and we aren't in Murmansk, blyat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:09 AM (fA1SL)

Zhivili!

Posted by: Miklos, bar-belly-upped-to at January 20, 2018 01:12 AM (zCyNd)

694 The horrors of double scoops.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:09 AM (c/EDo)
---
I can still hear my buddy shouting "Incoming! It's TWO SCOOPS! WHO NEEDS TWO SCOOPS!!"

And then ... nothing...

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2018 01:13 AM (JhE5a)

695 Blabbing in the Senate again.


Supposedly 'movement' is happening, according to Nelson from FL, a democrat. Nelson wants to postponed teh shutdown for one day....lol

Mitch objects......



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 01:14 AM (8iiMU)

696 I can still hear my buddy shouting "Incoming! It's TWO SCOOPS! WHO NEEDS TWO SCOOPS!!"

And then ... nothing...
Posted by: Axeman
----------

Well, Trump called in the strike on his own position. Balls of steel, that guy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:14 AM (nBBdT)

697 Anther D blabbing right now....Senator Tester?

Never heard of him.


Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 20, 2018 01:15 AM (8iiMU)

698 Blabbing in the Senate again.


Supposedly 'movement' is happening, according to Nelson from FL, a democrat. Nelson wants to postponed teh shutdown for one day....lol

Mitch objects......

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 01:14 AM (8iiMU)


Me thinks the only "movement" is the dems shitting their pants.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 01:16 AM (aMlLZ)

699 Ha. Tester is proposeing a THREE day delay....

What a circus.

Mish McC objects....




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 01:16 AM (8iiMU)

700 685. Shkola xardbassa v. Russian Army.
https://youtu.be/CNtS9MI5Oe0

Every day, the evidence accumulates like empty vodka bottles - Slavs=Master Race.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:16 AM (fA1SL)

701 Man, American Furniture Warehouse's website is a pain. It takes several minutes to move on after clicking "Next".

All that money I just said I'm saving on bills this month? Yeah, it's going away so I can have a normal human amount of furniture in my new home.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 01:16 AM (wSC8T)

702 691
I'll just add my vote in favor of Cowboy Bebop: its

damn near airtight. I'd recommend it to anyone wanting to get into

anime. And the soundtrack...

Just...

Wow...

Try listening to "Space Lion" or "Call Me" after the relevant eps. without getting feels...




Posted by: Jackal at January 20, 2018 01:06 AM (o3+fQ)

My son adds another vote for Cowboy Bebop and recommends Trigun also.


Posted by: redbanzai at January 20, 2018 01:11 AM (FTXAT)

=========
Oh, yeah. Trigun definitely. Interesting bit of trivia: the writer of the manga is a convert to Catholicism.

Posted by: Jackal at January 20, 2018 01:16 AM (o3+fQ)

703 And....Mitch adjourns until noon tomorrow....






Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2018 01:17 AM (8iiMU)

704 All that money I just said I'm saving on bills this month? Yeah, it's going away so I can have a normal human amount of furniture in my new home.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
------------

Mattress, light bulb. What more do you need?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:18 AM (y3sT9)

705 Man, American Furniture Warehouse's website is a pain. It takes several minutes to move on after clicking "Next".

All that money I just said I'm saving on bills this month? Yeah, it's going away so I can have a normal human amount of furniture in my new home.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 01:16 AM (wSC8T)


First world problems really. If you lived in a shithole you would spend time deciding if you still wanted the bark on that table or not.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 01:18 AM (aMlLZ)

706 "Mattress, light bulb. What more do you need?"
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:18 AM (y3sT9)

Welcome to Mexico!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:19 AM (Ckg4U)

707 That we know.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=373451#Bot

Posted by: All the Dave' at January 20, 2018 01:19 AM (t182E)

708 First world problems really. If you lived in a shithole you would spend time deciding if you still wanted the bark on that table or not.
Posted by: Berserker
----------

Exactly. Once you have a bit of rusted corrugated steel over your head, everything else is superfluous. Shop at the dump for the luxury items.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:21 AM (y3sT9)

709 Always remember, "When you eat a hobo, you are also eating every hobo that he has ever eaten."

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 20, 2018 01:08 AM (lIZQs)


Which means that you are Anasazi, which means that you are a cannibal.

*smiles*

Posted by: Zombie Jonathan Swift at January 20, 2018 01:22 AM (itfg0)

710 704
Mattress, light bulb. What more do you need?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:18 AM (y3sT9)


I remember sleeping on a bare mattress for a few nights when I moved into my first apartment, back before I was 29.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 01:22 AM (sdi6R)

711 Exactly. Once you have a bit of rusted corrugated steel over your head, everything else is superfluous. Shop at the dump for the luxury items.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:21 AM (y3sT9)

New arrivals daily!

Posted by: Miklos, bar-belly-done-been-upped-to at January 20, 2018 01:23 AM (zCyNd)

712 >>Mattress, light bulb. What more do you need?


A spork.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2018 01:23 AM (isXXM)

713 Tester's one of the vulnerable Ds from Trump states (Montana). Four of these voted for the CR tonight - those from IN, WV, MO, ND, and ...... Jones from AL.


Note that since there are so few votes now in the Senate - precisely because the collapse of regular order, the use of catch-all CRs vs. individual approps bills, we see very few of these key votes. The reason you want lots of these votes is precisely to force these vulnerable Ds (in this case) to take stands that can be used against them at home.


Lee (UT) and Paul (KY) are GOP "no" votes that I don't get. Graham, well of course. Mitch voted no for procedural reasons, knowing he was far short of 60 anyway. Paul may be some spending issue - as in overall spending. But Lee? I think he's got a very stupid, irresponsible position on mass illegal migration, so that might explain it, even though he's not been visible in the current amnesty s**tshow.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2018 01:23 AM (QDnY+)

714 "First world problems really. If you lived in a shithole you would spend time deciding if you still wanted the bark on that table or not."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 01:18 AM (aMlLZ)

I wouldn't call bark on the table anything more than "Living in Alaska".

Not a shithole.

*raps gavel*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:24 AM (Ckg4U)

715 Saint Slapweasel.
Speaker of The Gospel, Keep of The Faith.
God Bless You, sir.

Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 20, 2018 01:24 AM (iEgYA)

716 I remember sleeping on a bare mattress for a few nights when I moved into my first apartment, back before I was 29.
Posted by: rickl
----------

I lived that way while in school. Mattress on the floor, light bulb suspended from the ceiling. Three years. Then came the trailer park...with all of the guys out on parole.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:25 AM (nBBdT)

717 My bad. Misunderstanding, really. I blame the beer.

Stupid, delicious beer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:25 AM (Ckg4U)

718 I wouldn't call bark on the table anything more than "Living in Alaska".

Not a shithole.

*raps gavel*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:24 AM (Ckg4U)


If you still got bark on your ottoman you just might live in a shithole.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 01:26 AM (aMlLZ)

719 Bob...

Love you, Brother.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:26 AM (Ckg4U)

720 A spork.
Posted by: garrett
-----------

You get that while picking up dinner, from the dumpster behind McDonalds.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:26 AM (nBBdT)

721 I wouldn't call bark on the table anything more than "Living in Alaska".

Not a shithole.

*raps gavel*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:24 AM (Ckg4U)

Bark is better. Otherwise, your wife insists on guests using coasters.

Posted by: Miklos, PM, no heavy equipment being operated at January 20, 2018 01:26 AM (zCyNd)

722 "If you still got bark on your ottoman you just might live in a shithole."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 01:26 AM (aMlLZ)

Barky ottomans are a whole 'nother level.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:27 AM (Ckg4U)

723 716. Slept on the floor, wrapped in an army blanket in winter; in a string hammock in summer. Did that for two years. Was never so healthy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:27 AM (fA1SL)

724 Bark is better. Otherwise, your wife insists on guests using coasters.
Posted by: Miklos
-------------

Also, emergency rations.

Posted by: A North Korean at January 20, 2018 01:28 AM (nBBdT)

725 sleeping on a bare mattress, without sheets and a mattress pad, is surprisingly uncomfortable.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:28 AM (MTjB1)

726 I thank everyone who has inquired about Northern's P.O. Box.

I told him that The Horde was strong and I think he believes me, now! ...lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:29 AM (Ckg4U)

727 I sleep on the floor, atop a plush Persian rug.

Pair of .Mil-Surp wool blankets over me, for warmth. Small, firm pillow.

I can fall asleep on a soft mattress.

Sadly though, I can't then attain an upright posture in the morning, upon awakening.

Best sleep I ever enjoyed, was the dual-density 4" premium foam mattress in the aft cabin of the New Dawn.

Not only was the mattress firm, supportive and comfortable....but, a boat on the water, gently tugging at the dock lines with the merest whisper of a breeze?

Sleep of the Just.

And I miss it.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2018 01:29 AM (QzJWU)

728 Slept on the floor, wrapped in an army blanket in winter; in a string hammock in summer. Did that for two years. Was never so healthy.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January




where?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:29 AM (MTjB1)

729 Slept on the floor, wrapped in an army blanket in winter; in a string hammock in summer. Did that for two years. Was never so healthy.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January




where?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:29 AM (MTjB1)


I'm thinking the congo. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 01:30 AM (aMlLZ)

730 Ah, the nostalgia for days of youth....

Posted by: Miklos, the Fifth Yorkshireman at January 20, 2018 01:31 AM (zCyNd)

731 728. Texas. South-Central.

There was no comparison. A bed is a concession t weakness.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:31 AM (fA1SL)

732 Ya know, for a smart military blog, there's waaaay too much knowledge of anime being shown here tonight.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 01:32 AM (zRegE)

733 I'm thinking the congo. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
------------

I was guessing Pawley's Island

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:32 AM (5OO3x)

734 Ya know, for a smart military blog, there's waaaay too much knowledge of anime being shown here tonight.
Posted by: RickZ
------------
It's...disturbing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:33 AM (5OO3x)

735 Texas. South-Central.

There was no comparison. A bed is a concession t weakness.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January




well not so sure about the hammock but would agree on the floor thing. Would gladly sleep on the floor nearly anywhere, though my preference is a sleeping bag.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:34 AM (MTjB1)

736 have never slept well in a hammock.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:35 AM (MTjB1)

737 We used to dream of a bare mattress...

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 01:36 AM (sdi6R)

738 @682....

The Horde of Sane Patience an Understandin Abides......

The AoS is a Haven.....among many other Awesome things.....

But, especially the ONT.....Where the Supreme Council exercises REMARKABLE understandin an restraint. (Truth, as y'all very well know).......

Character......an dare I say, Proper Manners (as my Mother puts its) are keystones of what makes the Horde an AoS exceptional.

My, somewhat inebriated.....HA......7 cents......

Keep being Exceptional........It suits Y'all.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 20, 2018 01:36 AM (t2yDE)

739 I remember sleeping on a bare mattress for a few nights when I moved into my first apartment, back before I was 29.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 01:22 AM (sdi6R)


Bare mattress? You were rich! I had an air mattress in my first post-college apartment.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 01:36 AM (zRegE)

740 735. Two blankets under, one around me in winter. In summer, string hammock strung.corner to corner - made the fan.more effective. Barely needed a/c to sleep.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:37 AM (fA1SL)

741 would go for an old army cot over an air mattress any day, unless I had to lug it with me.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:37 AM (MTjB1)

742 "We used to dream of a bare mattress..."
-Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 01:36 AM (sdi6R)

P'shaw! When we kept the ants and scorpions off of us, we hoped for no lions.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:37 AM (Ckg4U)

743 Two blankets under, one around me in winter. In summer, string hammock strung.corner to corner - made the fan.more effective. Barely needed a/c to sleep.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January




so you had the hammock strung pretty tightly. you are right about the fan. hate sleeping in the heat but do not especially care for air conditioning. fans are the way to go so long as they are not blowing directly on you.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:38 AM (MTjB1)

744 Mattress, light bulb. What more do you need?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:18 AM (y3sT9)


Hot plate. Duh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2018 01:39 AM (/SISC)

745 Speaking of the floor, Persian rug and wool blankets.

I'm shufflin' off to that locale, even now.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2018 01:39 AM (QzJWU)

746 743. * fistbump*

An indoor hammock is a luxury. Everyone should have such a good night's sleep.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:40 AM (fA1SL)

747 G'Night, Jim.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:40 AM (Ckg4U)

748 Hey! I own scruples! It is actually a really fun game to play with a group of people although as a friend commented, it's the "judgiest game ever!"
The weird part is you try to get someone to answer the question the way you think they will.
It's kind of a deeply psychological thing to be a party game.

Posted by: sugar plum fairy #176-671 at January 20, 2018 01:40 AM (pZAKS)

749 Fuck.......Predator just came on.....

"We're a rescue team......not assassins".......

"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff
will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me..."

A Top 10 Pure 80's Classic..........I Love this Movie.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 20, 2018 01:41 AM (t2yDE)

750
Bare mattress? You were rich! I had an air mattress in my first post-college apartment.
Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 01:36 AM


You had AIR!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2018 01:42 AM (IqV8l)

751 When I first moved back into town and my house after years of renting it out, I had three pieces of furniture.
Two beach chairs and a brand new 36" Sony Trinitron from Montgomery Ward's.

I turned a big empty cardboard box upside down for a coffee table. Drinking Glenfiddich and smoking $10 cigars every night.
A couple of months of living like that.

Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 20, 2018 01:44 AM (iEgYA)

752 "Hey! I own scruples! It is actually a really fun game to play with a group of people although as a friend commented, it's the "judgiest game ever!"
The weird part is you try to get someone to answer the question the way you think they will.
It's kind of a deeply psychological thing to be a party game.
"
-Posted by: sugar plum fairy #176-671 at January 20, 2018 01:40 AM (pZAKS)

New, from Hasbro!

"Judgey"

It is ans SJW game that tells you that you are Always Wrong, based on your race and gender!

Don't pick a card. Don't roll any dice. Your answer is wrong, hetero White Guy.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 01:45 AM (Ckg4U)

753 my house after years of renting it out, I had three pieces of furniture.
Two beach chairs and a brand new 36" Sony Trinitron from Montgomery Ward's.

I turned a big empty cardboard box upside down for a coffee table. Drinking Glenfiddich and smoking $10 cigars every night.
A couple of months of living like that.
Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January




Priorities.




Your story could be an advertisement for glenfiddich,
davidoff cigars, or sony.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:46 AM (MTjB1)

754 732 Ya know, for a smart military blog, there's waaaay too much knowledge of anime being shown here tonight.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 01:32 AM (zRegE)


Not exclusive of each other.

Just as long as one realizes that Battleship Yamato is basically the Pacific campaign in reverse...

Posted by: The Historical Hat at January 20, 2018 01:47 AM (itfg0)

755 You had AIR!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2018 01:42 AM (IqV8l)


Well, I was told I was always full of hot air. Came in handy.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 01:48 AM (zRegE)

756
Is a TV set furniture?

Soylent Green furniture.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2018 01:48 AM (IqV8l)

757 751
I turned a big empty cardboard box upside down for a coffee table. Drinking Glenfiddich and smoking $10 cigars every night.
Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 20, 2018 01:44 AM (iEgYA)


LOL. Poverty is a state of mind.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 01:48 AM (sdi6R)

758 Well hell. The only thing I got to say right now is.. ..



Woooo!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2018 01:49 AM (nq1ao)

759 753
Davidoff - best cigarettes in history. Amazingly smooth and satisfying. Would that there were a domestic equivalent.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:50 AM (fA1SL)

760 Yeah, I'm a little too old to have a mattress sitting directly on the floor, and an "entertainment center" consisting of a sheet of plywood on a couple of cinder blocks. I'm almost 29, you know!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 01:52 AM (wSC8T)

761 When I first moved back into town and my house after years of renting it out, I had three pieces of furniture.
Two beach chairs and a brand new 36" Sony Trinitron from Montgomery Ward's.

I turned a big empty cardboard box upside down for a coffee table. Drinking Glenfiddich and smoking $10 cigars every night.
A couple of months of living like that.

Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 20, 2018 01:44 AM (iEgYA)


Well, like one of my old guitar players used to say. "I'd rather play a $4000 guitar on a $400 couch way more than playing a $400 guitar on a $4000 couch."

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 20, 2018 01:52 AM (aMlLZ)

762 Is a TV set furniture?

Soylent Green furniture.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2018 01:48 AM (IqV8l)


Those old tv consoles in the wood cabinets were definitely furniture. Sturdier than IKEA shelving.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 01:52 AM (zRegE)

763 And Hawkins......(He of a "little pussy" fame....)......aka Shane Black is directing and co wrote the new Predator film.....with Boyd Hollbrook, who was Excellent in Logan, as a lead.......

Got hope that Shane leads us back into "ugly motherfucker" quality cinema.......

The Predator concept has sooooooo much potential to be AWESOME.......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 20, 2018 01:52 AM (t2yDE)

764 We used to dream of a bare mattress...
Posted by: rickl
--------

Well, for the first year, before I got the mattress, I slept on a pair of wooden pallets, salvaged from behind a Kmart. They smelled of fertilizer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:53 AM (c/EDo)

765
As a kid, I had to sleep on a bed of nails. In a septic tank. In a shithole country.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 01:54 AM (8O3HH)

766 765
As a kid, I had to sleep on a bed of nails. In a septic tank. In a shithole country.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 01:54 AM (8O3HH)


Meh...

Posted by: Rahm Emmanual... at January 20, 2018 01:55 AM (itfg0)

767 760
All of my 'furniture' consisted of a trunk, a hammock, a kitchen table, and three chairs.
Realistically, I could have done without the table and chairs, but my kids were still kinda soft at first.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:55 AM (fA1SL)

768 Well, for the first year, before I got the mattress, I slept on a pair of wooden pallets, salvaged from behind a Kmart. They smelled of fertilizer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:53 AM (c/EDo)

Shoulda gone for the upscale pallets behind the Belk.

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at January 20, 2018 01:55 AM (zCyNd)

769 As a kid, I had to sleep on a bed of nails. In a septic tank. In a shithole country.
Posted by: publius
-----------

Oh, as a kid. Well, that's a whole different story. We had to sleep on a pile of discarded oyster shells outside of a seafood plant.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:56 AM (9tO1t)

770 As a kid, I had to sleep on a bed of nails. In a septic tank. In a shithole country.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 01:54 AM (8O3HH)

Doubtful.

Shithole countries don't have septic tanks. QED.

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at January 20, 2018 01:57 AM (zCyNd)

771 Shoulda gone for the upscale pallets behind the Belk.
Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar
-------------

You're from the South?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:57 AM (9tO1t)

772 Doubtful.

Shithole countries don't have septic tanks. QED.

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at January 20, 2018 01:57 AM (zCyNd)


Cleveland?

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 01:58 AM (zRegE)

773 didn't any of you guys have access to a park bench and a newspaper?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:58 AM (MTjB1)

774 >> Shithole countries don't have septic tanks. QED.

You know, I do need to think these things through better.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 01:59 AM (8O3HH)

775 Cleveland?
Posted by: RickZ at January




cuyahoga

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:59 AM (MTjB1)

776 You're from the South?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 01:57 AM (9tO1t)

I can spot a pinewood pallet by the aroma.

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at January 20, 2018 01:59 AM (zCyNd)

777 771. He doesn't deny being Magyar, which means he's a Gypsy, which means he's an aspirational coon-ass.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:59 AM (fA1SL)

778 shithole countries are septic tanks.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:59 AM (MTjB1)

779 I can spot a pinewood pallet by the aroma.
Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar
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It was the comment about Belk that drew my attention.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 02:00 AM (9tO1t)

780 cuyahoga

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:59 AM (MTjB1)

Burn on, Big River!

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at January 20, 2018 02:00 AM (zCyNd)

781 Owning almost nothing is fine when you're renting, but I'm a homeowner now! I plan to use that status as an incentive for women to date me, and that requires lining the ol' nest with a few shiny baubles.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 02:02 AM (wSC8T)

782 he's an aspirational coon-ass.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 01:59 AM (fA1SL)

Aspirational, yes. Accordion and two-step skills need improvement. I think I'm good for the Cajun waltz and gumbo exams.

Posted by: Miklos, de le Molnar at January 20, 2018 02:03 AM (zCyNd)

783 "cuyahoga"
-Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 01:59 AM (MTjB1)

Medina, here.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 02:03 AM (Ckg4U)

784 Burn on, Big River!
Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at January




poor man's waste treatment, burn the water

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 02:03 AM (MTjB1)

785 Owning almost nothing is fine when you're renting, but I'm a homeowner now! I plan to use that status as an incentive for women to date me, and that requires lining the ol' nest with a few shiny baubles.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January




two words. flop. house.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 02:04 AM (MTjB1)

786 781. Get a real hammock - net and all that - and let her know and see that's how and where you sleep. Good Things will follow.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 20, 2018 02:05 AM (fA1SL)

787 It was the comment about Belk that drew my attention.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 02:00 AM (9tO1t)

I am sure I still have some clothes bought at Belk around. They had a good price/quality ratio.

And the ladies at the cosmetics counter.

Posted by: Miklos, Confederatin' at January 20, 2018 02:06 AM (zCyNd)

788 Get a real hammock - net and all that - and let her know and see that's how and where you sleep. Good Things will follow.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January






you should be sure to let her know that she and her family can stay with you when the river gods are angry and the amazon floods.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 02:06 AM (MTjB1)

789 I plan to use that status as an incentive for women to date me, and that requires lining the ol' nest with a few shiny baubles.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 02:02 AM (wSC8T)


Solid-colored glass Christmas ornaments. You can even color-coordinate to impress. Just don't have a cat or a big dog with a long tail.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 02:07 AM (zRegE)

790 781 Owning almost nothing is fine when you're renting, but I'm a homeowner now! I plan to use that status as an incentive for women to date me, and that requires lining the ol' nest with a few shiny baubles.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 02:02 AM (wSC8T)


Hahahahahaha. Sniff. I remember my 20s.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 02:07 AM (h2Bdk)

791
Wish I could sleep.

Maybe a beer would help.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 20, 2018 02:08 AM (GroCc)

792 I plan to use that status as an incentive for women to date me, and that requires lining the ol' nest with a few shiny baubles.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January




or a trap door with a good latch and a solid padlock.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 02:08 AM (MTjB1)

793 Owning almost nothing is fine when you're renting, but I'm a homeowner now! I plan to use that status as an incentive for women to date me, and that requires lining the ol' nest with a few shiny baubles.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January

Bales of cash. Sit on 'em, bust 'em open and roll around...-quite versatile.

Posted by: Miklos, interior decoratin' at January 20, 2018 02:09 AM (zCyNd)

794 I am sure I still have some clothes bought at Belk around. They had a good price/quality ratio.

And the ladies at the cosmetics counter.
Posted by: Miklos, Confederatin
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Well, it's been sold now. Out of the family. One of my cousins used to babysit for the family. Tim Belk, the last CEO, was one of her charges. She jokes about changing his diaper when he was a baby.

Company was sold for $3 Billion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 02:10 AM (cp1if)

795 What do you mean, "remember my 20s", Ace's Liver? Aren't we all in our late 20s here?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 02:10 AM (wSC8T)

796 Bales of cash. Sit on 'em, bust 'em open and roll around...-quite versatile.
Posted by: Miklos
--------------

Scrooge McDuck? Is that you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 02:11 AM (cp1if)

797 795 What do you mean, "remember my 20s", Ace's Liver? Aren't we all in our late 20s here?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 02:10 AM (wSC8T)


Of course. But now I'm in my jaded late 20s.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 02:12 AM (h2Bdk)

798 Scrooge McDuck? Is that you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 02:11 AM (cp1if)

I use MikDuck these days.

Sold the original name as a Trade/Service Mark.

Posted by: Miklos, hair unapparent at January 20, 2018 02:13 AM (zCyNd)

799 Enough. Time for the hammock. Tomorrow will be rough, the streets strewn with the victims of the shutdown.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 02:13 AM (cp1if)

800
A paternal side aunt of mine worked at a Belk's for most of her life.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:14 AM (8O3HH)

801 Company was sold for $3 Billion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 02:10 AM (cp1if)

If I recall, the family sold it, bought it back, and then finally sold it.

Posted by: Miklos, I think "saddlebred" was the store brand at January 20, 2018 02:15 AM (zCyNd)

802 use that status as an incentive for women to date me, and that requires lining the ol' nest with a few shiny baubles.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January





seriously, have a plan, shop sales. don't run out and buy a bunch of crap. you are better off buying one or two nice pieces at a time and getting stuff that will be good forever.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 02:15 AM (MTjB1)

803 The Shithole's in Djibouti surpass expectations..........even more disconcerting is the normalcy with which the locals utilize the "facilities".......

Af-fuck a-stan is equally on par, but culturally different,.......

Bangladeshi Shithole's are conceptually the same......but in reality......they are their own singular kind of fuckin awful.

Tripadvisor, Yelp, etc......All those sorta sites depend on 1st hand reviews.......The INSANITY of disregarding the same 1st hand accounts of places 99.9 percent of folks will never go.....from Immensely Credible sources..., is......fuckin insane.

Ha.......nothing new.

Maybe a mandatory Outhouse Semester for every American would help with politically repercussion based visualization......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 20, 2018 02:16 AM (t2yDE)

804 I'm pretty sure these callers on Coast to Coast tonight are AoS posters trolling the guest host.

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:17 AM (Fikbq)

805 I'm pretty sure these callers on Coast to Coast tonight are AoS posters trolling the guest host.

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:17 AM (Fikbq)

You mean you DON'T have an alien implant?

Posted by: Miklos, Nubiran at January 20, 2018 02:18 AM (zCyNd)

806 You mean you DON'T have an alien implant?
Posted by: Miklos, Nubiran at January





well yes but it was not put there by aliens.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 02:22 AM (MTjB1)

807 No implant that I know of.

I just learned the pope is a illuminati. Not just a regular illuminati but a deep state illuminati.

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:22 AM (Fikbq)

808 >> You mean you DON'T have an alien implant?

You know that could explain a lot of things with me.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:23 AM (8O3HH)

809 seriously, have a plan, shop sales. don't run out and buy a bunch of crap. you are better off buying one or two nice pieces at a time and getting stuff that will be good forever.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 02:15 AM (MTjB1)


Meh. I have the opposite philosophy. Furniture goes in and out of style like clothing. You don't buy clothing and expect to keep it forever, why do it with furniture? I say buy some cheap crap from IKEA, have a little fun with it, and plan to replace it in a few years.

Besides, if you're a single guy looking to get married and have a family... your wife isn't going to like your furniture, guaranteed, so you'll be getting rid of it anyway.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 20, 2018 02:23 AM (h2Bdk)

810 I just learned the pope is a illuminati. Not just a regular illuminati but a deep state illuminati.

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:22 AM (Fikbq)

That's what they always say.

Posted by: the Rosicrucians at January 20, 2018 02:24 AM (zCyNd)

811 I wonder if the greys do boob jobs or butt jobs. You know boob and butt implants.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:25 AM (8O3HH)

812 If I recall, the family sold it, bought it back, and then finally sold it.
Posted by: Miklos
-----------
The original format was all stores had local partners, very successful.

William Henry Belk's biography is a very interesting read, if you can find it. I have a signed copy.

Now, I'm out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 02:26 AM (w1zJX)

813 807
I just learned the pope is a illuminati. Not just a regular illuminati but a deep state illuminati.
Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:22 AM (Fikbq)


Those are the best kind!

Wait. Maybe they're the worst kind.

I forget: Are we for or against the Illuminati?

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 02:26 AM (sdi6R)

814 One last comment, Schumer is the very lowest form of life.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2018 02:26 AM (w1zJX)

815 You mean you DON'T have an alien implant?

You know that could explain a lot of things with me.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:23 AM (8O3HH)

The main thing about the alien implants is that replacement batteries are a real pain to find. The nearest place to my house is 12000 light years away.

Amazon says they'll have them soon, though.

Posted by: Miklos the Nubiran Rosicrucian at January 20, 2018 02:28 AM (zCyNd)

816 seriously, have a plan, shop sales. don't run out and buy a bunch of crap. you are better off buying one or two nice pieces at a time and getting stuff that will be good forever.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 02:15 AM (MTjB1)


Garage sales and flea markets.

But you do give good advice. Buy stuff that, once bought, is checked off 'the list'. I bought my wood desk back in '86 when the company I worked for was relocating -- for the princely sum of $150. It's large and heavy (it takes more than two people to move it), with that 50s-60s Danish modern look, not like the cheapies used in offices today. I will never have to buy another desk again. Wheeled desk chairs are another matter.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 02:28 AM (zRegE)

817 Must sleep.

Remember to send me an email to help Northernlurker.

Nic has the email. It is NOT a link. Jot it down.

home made gravy 71 (all one word) at the Hooya dot com.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 02:28 AM (Ckg4U)

818 I forget: Are we for or against the Illuminati?

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 02:26 AM (sdi6R)


¯ \_( ツ _/ ¯

Posted by: The Stonecutters at January 20, 2018 02:31 AM (itfg0)

819 ¯\_(ツ )_/¯

Posted by: The Stonecutters at January 20, 2018 02:31 AM (itfg0)

820 I forget: Are we for or against the Illuminati?
Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 02:26 AM (sdi6R)



Yes.

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:32 AM (Fikbq)

821 We have always been at war with East Illuminati.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:32 AM (8O3HH)

822 781 Owning almost nothing is fine when you're renting, but I'm a homeowner now! I plan to use that status as an incentive for women to date me, and that requires lining the ol' nest with a few shiny baubles.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 02:02 AM (wSC8T)


Not too many. They like them unfinished.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 20, 2018 02:33 AM (di1hb)

823 Meh. I have the opposite philosophy. Furniture goes in and out of style like clothing. You don't buy clothing and expect to keep it forever, why do it with furniture? I say buy some cheap crap from IKEA, have a little fun with it, and plan to replace it in a few years.

Besides, if you're a single guy looking to get married and have a family... your wife isn't going to like your furniture, guaranteed, so you'll be getting rid of it anyway.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January



well, depends upon what you are buying. go to pottery barn and get some good enough furniture. buy a leather couch and lounge chair of your choice. they have been making and selling the same designs for nearly 30 years and the sell every year.

put it in your living room now. when you upgrade or tet married this stuff goes into your office / den.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 20, 2018 02:33 AM (MTjB1)

824 >> The main thing about the alien implants is that replacement batteries are a real pain to find.

I figured those things would be powered by the zero point field or something, limitless free energy as the woo-woos go on about.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:33 AM (8O3HH)

825 I think I did all right! I got a living room set, a dining room set, a desk and a bed frame for, oh, about half of the not-exactly-Bezos-money in my bank account.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 02:34 AM (wSC8T)

826 I forget: Are we for or against the Illuminati?
Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 02:26 AM (sdi6R)



Meh. They're poseurs.

Posted by: Bilderberg Group at January 20, 2018 02:35 AM (peJQi)

827 I figured those things would be powered by the zero point field or something, limitless free energy as the woo-woos go on about.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:33 AM (8O3HH)

I got the free one, not the Xs or whatever.

Posted by: Miklos the Nubiran Rosicrucian at January 20, 2018 02:35 AM (zCyNd)

828 I said... G'Night ,Ev'ry-Buddy.

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 02:35 AM (Ckg4U)

829 You'd think that there would be some appreciation.

Gee Whiz.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 02:37 AM (Ckg4U)

830

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 20, 2018 02:35 AM (Ckg4U)


Nighty!

Not to wear, I mean.

Not that it would be anything wrong, or anything.

Posted by: Miklos the expresssive at January 20, 2018 02:38 AM (zCyNd)

831 Posted by: The Stonecutters at January 20, 2018 02:31 AM (itfg0)

You people made Steve Guttenberg a star.
Why?

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:41 AM (Fikbq)

832 Illuminati + genetically engineered vegetables-

This Coast to Coast is approaching classic Art Bell quality.

Posted by: Miklos the kind of former alien at January 20, 2018 02:42 AM (zCyNd)

833 Goodnight Mr. Slapford Weasel. Pleasant dreams of a sweet Honey Badger.

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:42 AM (Fikbq)

834 Good night, Slapweasel.

I realize it's impolite, but I don't usually say goodnight myself. I just either pass out on the keyboard or trundle off to bed.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 02:42 AM (sdi6R)

835
[Looks at captcha]



The only ones I'm sure about are the chicks from Persona 4 and Sword
Art Online. I think the one in the middle is a trap, possibly from the
Genshiken sequel.



[puts away helmet of dorkiness+2]

Posted by: lowtech redneck at January 19, 2018 10:25 PM (hfClf)

LOL, I looked at it, too. My conclusion? No girls, and no boys. They are all cartoon characters, and hence imaginary.
I am in St. George, UT, tonight, on the road home from AZ.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2018 02:44 AM (0gCWK)

836 I just woke up-I'm okay. My thoughts right now are good and healthy.
But anyhow these words passed through my head.
Worldwide Moron Tour.
Hmmm Worldwide Moron Tour.
Wonder what that means?

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 02:44 AM (nBr1j)

837 Illuminati + genetically engineered vegetables


Add some corn beef and potato's and you have a meal!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2018 02:45 AM (peJQi)

838 Hmmm Worldwide Moron Tour.
Wonder what that means?

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 02:44 AM (nBr1j)


Barry's presidency.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2018 02:46 AM (zRegE)

839 Yeah, this is quality lunacy. Art would be proud in between assassination attempts.

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:46 AM (Fikbq)

840 Hmmm Worldwide Moron Tour.
Wonder what that means?

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 02:44 AM (nBr1j)

It means we need a sponsor.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 02:46 AM (zCyNd)

841 Unlikely anyone still cares, but the last two characters left unIDed both turned out to be normal. Naho Takemiya from Orange in the top left and Futaba Yoshioka from Ao Haru Ride in the center.

So only four of the pictures ended up being guys. Not as bad as feared!

Posted by: Sjg at January 20, 2018 02:47 AM (gDSJf)

842 I looked at the capchta and just determined that since they were all cartoons, none were girls.

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:48 AM (Fikbq)

843 Wildcard poster it's your time to type something but make it fast we have an important message from Norry's Beets coming up fast!

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:49 AM (Fikbq)

844 Wildcard poster it's your time to type something but make it fast we have an important message from Norry's Beets coming up fast!

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:49 AM (Fikbq)

The concept may need some tweaking, as did the original "Beets by Dr. Dre".

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 02:51 AM (zCyNd)

845 I just read the Tom Petty link. It's too bad he didn't just go to the hospital to get his hip fixed instead of masking the pain with painkillers.

Painkillers are for when you have chronic pain that can't be fixed by surgery. In Petty's case, it sounds like it could have been. What a shame.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2018 02:51 AM (sdi6R)

846 We have always been at war with East Illuminati.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:32 AM (8O3HH)

You mean East St. Louis, no?

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 02:52 AM (zCyNd)

847 821 We have always been at war with East Illuminati.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:32 AM (8O3HH)


Yup...

Posted by: The Stonecutters (Now With A Musical Interlde) at January 20, 2018 02:54 AM (itfg0)

848 The concept may need some tweaking, as did the original "Beets by Dr. Dre".
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 02:51 AM (zCyNd)

It's a real product. hehe

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7fn66mo

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:54 AM (Fikbq)

849
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7fn66mo

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 02:54 AM (Fikbq)

The "Super Beets"-of course it's for real.

I thought you meant the Dr. Dre Beets part...

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 02:56 AM (zCyNd)

850
Good night Slap. I just got back here after taking a little break. And by break I mean.....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:57 AM (8O3HH)

851 Last time I spent as much money at once as I just did (apart from putting down the earnest money on my condo) was when I had to get some surgery done last year.

I'm pretty sure "I just spent two grand on furniture" sounds way more interesting to a lady than "I just spent two grand on hernia surgery".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 02:58 AM (wSC8T)

852 And by break I mean.....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 02:57 AM (8O3HH)

"Yep-it's not sprained, it's broken."

-ER Doc

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 02:58 AM (zCyNd)

853 I'm pretty sure "I just spent two grand on furniture" sounds way more interesting to a lady than "I just spent two grand on hernia surgery".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 02:58 AM (wSC8T)

Why didn't you just donate your hernia to charity and take a big tax deduction?

Posted by: Bill and Hill C. at January 20, 2018 03:00 AM (zCyNd)

854 Always remember, "When you eat a hobo, you are also eating every hobo that he has ever eaten."

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 20, 2018 01:08 AM (lIZQs)

Which means that you are Anasazi, which means that you are a cannibal.

*smiles*
Posted by: Zombie Jonathan Swift at January 20, 2018 01:22 AM (itfg0)



The killer instict: Let's just admit it, good looks, intelligence, wit, and charm can only get you so far.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 20, 2018 03:00 AM (lIZQs)

855 Night all.

Seems I've over hurried myself for some months.

Hopefully not bad...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2018 03:02 AM (itfg0)

856 >> Yep-it's not sprained, it's broken."

-ER Doc

I can imagine waking up after surgery. The doc has a serious, pained looked on his face.

Give it to me straight, doc, I say.

Brace yourself, son. I, I, uh. Mr. Happy didn't make it. We had to amputate it, son. Balls too. Have you ever considered transitioning?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 03:03 AM (8O3HH)

857 The killer instict: Let's just admit it, good looks, intelligence, wit, and charm can only get you so far.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 20, 2018 03:00 AM (lIZQs)

Within striking distance?

Posted by: Miklos, not on the crime blotter recently at January 20, 2018 03:03 AM (zCyNd)

858 Nighty!

Not to wear, I mean.

Not that it would be anything wrong, or anything.
Posted by: Miklos the expresssive at January 20, 2018 02:38 AM (zCyNd)

That's why I love this bunch.

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 03:04 AM (nBr1j)

859 Brace yourself, son. I, I, uh. Mr. Happy didn't make it. We had to amputate it, son. Balls too. Have you ever considered transitioning?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 20, 2018 03:03 AM (8O3HH)

Especially if it was aftermarket to begin with.

Posted by: Chelsea "I named it Bradley" at January 20, 2018 03:05 AM (zCyNd)

860 I just noticed what time it is. As Justin Wilson would say, "Hoooo!". Yeah, I'd better get to bed. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 20, 2018 03:06 AM (wSC8T)

861 What is it, hour 3 of the shut down?

Just looked out the window. No bodies piling up yet.
I was promised piles of dead bodies by democrats.

Where are they?

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 03:08 AM (Fikbq)

862 I was promised piles of dead bodies by democrats.

Where are they?

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 03:08 AM (Fikbq)

Being registered to vote.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 03:09 AM (zCyNd)

863 So, with the shutdown and all, has CNN started running stories on dumpster diving IRIS agents?

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 03:13 AM (nBr1j)

864 So, with the shutdown and all, has CNN started running stories on dumpster diving IRIS agents?

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 20, 2018 03:13 AM (nBr1j)

If Lois Lerner's pension check doesn't arrive, the benefits to a shutdown are apparent.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 20, 2018 03:16 AM (zCyNd)

865 Oyasumi.

Ponyo was fun. Even if the Disney subtitles are a bit loose with being faithful, they are far superior to the dub scripts.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 20, 2018 03:26 AM (pIpVu)

866 Within striking distance?
Posted by: Miklos, not on the crime blotter recently at January 20, 2018 03:03 AM



Striking distance has historically increased over the centuries.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 20, 2018 03:31 AM (lIZQs)

867 Well, it's 0200 here in St. George, and I have a lot of miles to drive tomorrow, so I had best get to bed. And there is a forecast for a Winter storm here, with snowfall. Goody, goody. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2018 03:54 AM (0gCWK)

868 Rise and shine

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2018 04:05 AM (aC6Sd)

869 I was promised piles of dead bodies by democrats.


Where are they?

Posted by: Exile at January 20, 2018 03:08 AM (Fikbq)
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there is a process for that... stay tuned.

Posted by: Soylent Inc Media at January 20, 2018 04:08 AM (tjNqg)

Interesting Point on #MeToo/The Aziz Azari Incident

The big lie of feminism, Faith Moore writes, is that men and women are exactly alike. Not just equal -- exactly alike.

Including as regards attitudes towards disposable, nigh-anonymous sex.

Which isn't true, of course, and leads to wild, hysterical accusations:

[I]t begins something like this: Men and women are exactly the same. And women have been oppressed. So anything typically "female" is just a sign of oppression.... So everyone should want to be more like men.

Which leads us to this: If everyone needs to act like men, everyone must feel the same way about sex that men do. So women should want to engage in random hookups and meaningless sex. So -- even though she consents -- if anything feels wrong about that, it must be the man's fault for making her feel violated since it can't be that meaningless sex isnít actually what women want. So she must be a victim.

You have to add in the victimization fetish, and female supremacism -- you're always right, Girl, and he's always wrong -- but yeah, that's a pretty good point.

I don't have much clever to add, but I would make these two somewhat obvious points:

1. There is nothing a man and a woman can do alone in an apartment that they can't do in a public area, except for the one thing they can only do when alone.

If you want to talk, great, stay out together at a bar or coffee shop or desert cafe. If you want to watch a movie together, get this, go see a movie. You don't have to go into someone's apartment alone and "Netflix and Chill" to see a movie.

My point is, this girl went up to this guy's apartment. That doesn't mean she's consented to be sexually assaulted or anything like that, but it surely means she's consented to permitting him to try to persuade her to have sex.

Otherwise -- what is the point of being alone in an apartment with him? Again, there's nothing a man and a woman can do when they're alone that they can't do when they're out in public, except that one thing.

This wasn't an office or an interview situation. This was a date, which then proceeded to an upstairs invite, as Seinfeld would say.

What was her preconception of what a dude would try to do behind closed doors?

Again, not saying that this justifies sexual assault on anyone, but if you go into a situation where people usually Do The Sex you can't be astonished and hurt that the guy actually thinks you might want to Do The Sex.

2. That said, Azari seems to have been pretty aggressive.

3. But that said, she never left (at least until she did). I saw some people arguing that it's hard for a woman to say no. That she doesn't want to make a scene, or make the guy feel bad. Etc.

But she didn't have to do any of those things. She can just do what everyone in the world does: Yawn and say "I have to get up early tomorrow, I should get going."

No drama. Just end the date with a minimum of drama and fuss.

Again, yeah, Azari (per this account) seems to have been very insistent and persistent in his drive to get easy sex, but... at some point, did she not realize the end-game he had in mind? Why not just... leave?

I think this gets back to the Faith Moore's point -- it's because she didn't want easy, casual, nigh-anonymous sex. She actually hoped that this would be some kind of prelude to dating him or something, but she can't admit that -- not empowering! A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle! -- and she's conditioned to believe that Fun Frisky Sexy Feminists are always DTF, and she's a fun, frisky, sexy feminist.

So she counterfeits her actual desires to herself, and also, to Aziz Azari, who is not exactly insane for thinking a woman who comes up to his apartment and engages in making out and oral sex might be interested in sex, and, having pretended to be, against her own instincts, to be a Fun Frisky Sexy Feminist who's always DTF because that's So Empowering And Stuff, gives off "non-verbal cues" that she doesn't want to have sex while actually obliging (reluctantly, it seems) in oral sex and masturbation.

She's confused about what she wants, Aziz Azari is confused about what she wants (but pretty damn sure of what he wants), and feels hurt and used and treated like a causal sex object, more or less because she was treated like a casual sex object, and that's more or less because it's now become Industry Standard that Fun Frisky Sexy Feminists are supposed to be cool with being casual sex objects -- So Empowering! -- and alleged Feminist Allies like Aziz Azari have learned that too.

And if this leads to bad feelings and bruised emotions well, gotta be a man to blame.

Night! I'm sure there will be more twists and turns in the Shutdown soap-opera but I think it's likely we'll have a shutdown so I don't feel like waiting up for confirmation.

Another Vote:



Posted by: Ace at 08:32 PM




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1 Get a beer

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:29 PM (+Tibp)

2 Lotsa elbow room in here

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:30 PM (+Tibp)

3 rd

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (7DwnJ)

4 Or a bottle of single malt...

Posted by: Lone ranger at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (24tKv)

5 Aziz! Fired!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:32 PM (xJa6I)

6 Wait, what's this movie called again???

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 08:32 PM (kufk0)

7 Men and women are exactly alike.

Posted by: Tucker's Rebecca at January 19, 2018 08:32 PM (Tyii7)

8 Is this the fingers down the throat thing?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 08:32 PM (WbIyz)

9 Couldn't happen to a better scumbag. War, you bastard.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:33 PM (+Tibp)

10 I saw Do The Sex open for Styx in Seattle.

Posted by: PhilDirt at January 19, 2018 08:33 PM (gEKlz)

11 The Mulvaney cockslap to the side of Acosta's mug today was beautiful.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 08:33 PM (r9UYA)

12 Otherwise -- what is the point of being alone in an apartment with him?

I am usually looking for someone to wax the hardwood.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 19, 2018 08:33 PM (Eu5eZ)

13 ZOMBIE EATERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNI3s5UsfXY

Posted by: FAITH NO MOORE at January 19, 2018 08:33 PM (Eqkr2)

14 Aziz, LIGHT!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 08:33 PM (NWiLs)

15 Men and women are like two different species.

This feminist gal is an idiot.

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 08:34 PM (7DwnJ)

16 Persistence and alcohol are behind all my early successes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 08:34 PM (WbIyz)

17

Night! I'm sure there will be more twists and turns in the Shutdown soap-opera but I think it's likely we'll have a shutdown so I don't feel like waiting up for confirmation.
Posted by: Ace at 08:32 PM


It's a good thing it's warming up a bit. It won't be as bad when the power, gas and water get shut down at midnight.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 08:34 PM (IqV8l)

18 I so want one of those posters or bumper stickers that has the #MeToo hash under an in-utero infant graphic.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 19, 2018 08:34 PM (U6f54)

19 16 Persistence and alcohol are behind all my early successes.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 08:34 PM (WbIyz)

Booze is like easy mode.

Thank God.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:34 PM (xJa6I)

20 Back in the day, if I got a girl to come back to my place it was game on. Rules were rules.

No complaints except for the level of sex expertise.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:35 PM (+Tibp)

21 I'll get you next time Gadget!!!!!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 19, 2018 08:35 PM (8OMyt)

22 Is #MeToo still a thing?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 08:35 PM (r9UYA)

23 You can't behave like intimacy with you is a commodity rather than a gift and turn around and act surprised when the men upon whom you so easily bestow yourself treat you like a commodity in their turn.

Well, you CAN. But it's a little inconsistent.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 19, 2018 08:36 PM (JPRju)

24 Hmm, another one where I've never heard of the person. Not that it's central to ace's point.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 08:36 PM (QDnY+)

25 It's almost as if we are figuring out the orgin story of girls having cooties, the harm they can do, and how they spread.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 08:36 PM (jeefx)

26 Is #MeToo still a thing?
Posted by: Under Fire

Yeah, is #MeToo still a thing?

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 19, 2018 08:36 PM (+Tibp)

27 If it wasn't for Vets, I'd say let the government shut down, burn up and fall over into a swamp.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:36 PM (xJa6I)

28 @RepBillFlores

I just finished reading the memo. It discusses corruption at the highest levels of the Obama DOJ/FBI. I support #releasethememo.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:37 PM (Enq6K)

29 Many young women dream of becoming an NFL fullback. It's only misogyny that prevents it from happening.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:37 PM (58eZn)

30 Jorge Ramos coming up on Tucker!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 08:37 PM (IqV8l)

31 Jorge Ramos coming up on TuCa

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 19, 2018 08:37 PM (+Tibp)

32 Hmm, another one where I've never heard of the person.


I google imaged him and didn't get a ping.

Sadly, this happens with a lot dominate culture people. I guess I don't watch the right shows.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 08:38 PM (WbIyz)

33 It's a good thing it's warming up a bit. It won't be as bad when the power, gas and water get shut down at midnight.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

It's the air getting shut off that worries me.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 08:38 PM (5wCUq)

34
Otherwise -- what is the point of being alone in an apartment with him?








The pancakes, they called to her.......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 08:38 PM (eXA4G)

35 Aw shit, our old friend Jorge Ramos is about to get beaten down by Tucker up next.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 19, 2018 08:38 PM (8OMyt)

36 It's almost as if the cure to cooties is taking away certain rights and privledges away from women and some men.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 08:38 PM (jeefx)

37 >>29 Many young women dream of becoming an NFL fullback. It's only misogyny that prevents it from happening.

Not enough tracks

Posted by: Yound WOman Who Married A Train Station at January 19, 2018 08:38 PM (r9UYA)

38
Ugh. Two dogs (Dan and Sonny) to wash tonight for the show tomorrow.

No energy, no enthusiasm, nothing in it for me. Except staying out of trouble for another day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2018 08:38 PM (YHY0x)

39 'What was her preconception of what a dude would try to do behind closed doors?'

Show her his action figure collection?

Posted by: New world man at January 19, 2018 08:39 PM (UdKB7)

40 @RepBillFlores



I just finished reading the memo. It discusses corruption at the highest levels of the Obama DOJ/FBI. I support #releasethememo.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:37 PM (Enq6K)


Well, then RELEASE it you bastards!

Tami, if you're still not nearly afraid of flying enough, I posted one more funny story at 431(?) below. Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

41 R2#MeToo would have been a great droid name for the new PMS Stars Wars.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:39 PM (Eqkr2)

42 Same thing happened here that always happens. She thought "oh great, I've landed a high-status male"...then she went up to his pad to consummate the catch only the discover he was an off-putting, not-to-attractive, beta-male dork. Suddenly everything he did from that point on was some form of sexual assault in her mind. We've been down this road before...it's only 'sexual assault' if the female decides you are unworthy or attractive. If a hot, high-status alpha put the same exact moves on her, she would be on cloud nine....hell, she probably would have left a tip.

Posted by: rc at January 19, 2018 08:39 PM (aUCH1)

43 Damn. I read the whole thing and there were no comments when I got to the end. I coulda been a contenda!


Posted by: cfo mom at January 19, 2018 08:39 PM (RfzVr)

44
Scotch and Sofa is what my place is about.

Posted by: Slick aka Lady Magnet at January 19, 2018 08:39 PM (j2fI6)

45 >>'What was her preconception of what a dude would try to do behind closed doors?'



Poor girl thought the Pancakes were real.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:39 PM (Eqkr2)

46 vodka for me, thank you

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 19, 2018 08:40 PM (ILitO)

47
Aw shit, our old friend Jorge Ramos is about to get beaten down by Tucker up next.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 19, 2018 08:38 PM (8OMyt)


Tucker should quit wasting time and just flamethrow these assholes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

48 38
Ugh. Two dogs (Dan and Sonny) to wash tonight for the show tomorrow.

No energy, no enthusiasm, nothing in it for me. Except staying out of trouble for another day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2018 08:38 PM (YHY0x)

Here have some prozac.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:40 PM (xJa6I)

49 /M.A.D. leader sock

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 19, 2018 08:40 PM (8OMyt)

50 I assume consent when as soon as she stripped naked and blew him. Or is that literally Sharia Law?

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 08:40 PM (jeefx)

51 hell, she probably would have left a tip.
Posted by: rc

Or more than just the tip.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 19, 2018 08:40 PM (5wCUq)

52 Jorge Ramos coming up on TuCa
Posted by: Chris Matthews
-----------

*consults fantasy 'Heads on a Pike' list*

Yup.

Posted by: argy at January 19, 2018 08:41 PM (uArQd)

53 Heck of a movie review...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 19, 2018 08:41 PM (7LY+6)

54 Not the Craw, the CRAW!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 08:41 PM (IqV8l)

55 Sam Kinison was right. If women didn't have a p*ssy there would be a bounty on them.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at January 19, 2018 08:41 PM (5fSr7)

56 If she was so offended she kept her clothes off and had oral sex with him, and stayed for quite a while, that's called disappointing "date."

Yeesh, these so-called strong wymyn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

57 I'm so confused.

Great Fish Fry tonight, BTW.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2018 08:42 PM (2WfB0)

58 54 Not the Craw, the CRAW!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 08:41 PM (IqV8l)

The Craw chooses who will stay and who will go!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:42 PM (xJa6I)

59 What the fuck is a robster craw?

Posted by: Dudley Dawson at January 19, 2018 08:42 PM (5wCUq)

60 >> I assume consent when as soon as she stripped naked and blew him.


But, she only blew him twice and the Form clearly states, '... In Triplicate'.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:42 PM (hnlVn)

61 Dammit

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 08:42 PM (8OMyt)

62 For once, I'm glad I'm too old for this shit.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 08:43 PM (sdi6R)

63 The modern infantilism epidemic is (nearly) literally driving me insane.

Oh, to have been born in America a couple or more generations ago; it certainly wasn't as safe, but I imagine it was much more natural, satisfying, and sane.

Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2018 08:43 PM (BiLU+)

64 Good night, Ace. Sweet dreams, grand ewok.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:43 PM (2sCft)

65 of course men and women are the same. Look at Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell.

you're welcome, and don't send me any clean-up bills.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 19, 2018 08:43 PM (ILitO)

66 Except that one thing.

Used to be two things, but now you can take a dump in the hallway.

Posted by: Non-Essential EPA Employee at January 19, 2018 08:43 PM (cW490)

67 62 For once, I'm glad I'm too old for this shit.
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 08:43 PM (sdi6R)

#MeToo

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (7DwnJ)

68 re 52: no human being eez illegal.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (ILitO)

69 For those who don't know, Anzari is best known from Parks and Recreation.

He was actually pretty funny in it.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (8OMyt)

70 Whorey Ramos on TuCa Time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (ptqGC)

71 Well, then RELEASE it you bastards!

Tami, if you're still not nearly afraid of flying enough, I posted one more funny story at 431(?) below. Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

Went and read it. Sheesh.

I've done a sh!t ton of flying in my life. We lived in Asia for 5 years. Back and forth...with two kids...often by myself.

I've just gotten to the age when I cannot take all the aggravation.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (Enq6K)

72 It never used to be this complicated.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (dUJdY)

73 54 Not the Craw, the CRAW!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 08:41 PM (IqV8l

I loved Get Smart! as a wee lad.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (2sCft)

74 I saw some people arguing that it's hard for a woman to say no.

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I have not found that to be the case.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (+y/Ru)

75 I should know better than to start reading comments bottom up. Nothing makes sense.

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (Pz2KV)

76 So, who's your favourite dead rock star?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2018 08:45 PM (6Ll1u)

77 Used to be two things, but now you can take a dump in the hallway.
Posted by: Non-Essential EPA Employee

Just be sure to pin it on our handy app.

Posted by: City of San Franscico at January 19, 2018 08:45 PM (5wCUq)

78
I will spend the next ten minutes in a fetal ball over the impending Federal shutdown. Then off to work.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2018 08:45 PM (YHY0x)

79 Oh, to have been born in America a couple or more generations ago; it certainly wasn't as safe,
-------------

*?*

Why do you say that? For a good deal of my life, we never worried about locking doors, we left keys in the car, etc., etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:45 PM (nBBdT)

80 She also felt that Ansari "rushed through dinner". So it just makes him look like a sleaze.

She should have heeded the warning signs, because this right here makes all the difference:
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She's confused about what she wants, Aziz Azari is confused about what she wants (but pretty damn sure of what he wants)
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If he had put in a little more time--just going by her vibe--then it might sound better, but it's still not anything close to MeToo.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 08:45 PM (vDqXW)

81 So, who's your favourite dead rock star?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Buddy Holly

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 19, 2018 08:46 PM (+Tibp)

82 >>I should know better than to start reading comments bottom up. Nothing makes sense.

Reading from the top down often has the same result.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 08:46 PM (/tuJf)

83 willowed, yay.

some commenter thread below noted: Rand Paul's violent commie cocksucker neighbor pleads guilty to felony assault.

My thought is that this is bullshit. Assault is when some loonie lunge at someone shouting IMA FUCK YOU UUUP and then falls on face, not having actually done that. Loonie still had intent to cause harm.

What this Neighbour Of The Year did was much, much worse.

Anyway if the judge lets that plea by, he should lock this scumbucket up in Pen State for the maximum sentence allowed.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 08:46 PM (6FqZa)

84
So, who's your favourite dead rock star?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


Fred Flintstone

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 08:46 PM (IqV8l)

85 76 So, who's your favourite dead rock star?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2018 08:45 PM (6Ll1u)


Cass Elliott. I think she would have been fun to hang out with.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 08:46 PM (sdi6R)

86 2. That said, Azari seems to have been pretty aggressive.

Was he? He didn't force her physically, or threaten her. What's aggressive about begging for sex?

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 08:46 PM (h2Bdk)

87 The rape fantasies 65% of women have is what makes it hard to say no.

Plus, their tingling wet vaginas make it difficult as well.

Being an adult is difficult.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 08:46 PM (jeefx)

88 Did everyone miss the part with oral sex and walking arou d naked in his apartment? I mean I noticed mentioning he was agressive a couple times, but glossing over she dropped all of her clothes on the floor...

Posted by: Inogame at January 19, 2018 08:47 PM (VPJcI)

89 Did I just see a shot of Cock Curious in the audience on a commercial for the Grammys? Like I couldn't hate that dogshit glorification of Payola and the sub Weinstein robber barons in the moozik biz more...

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2018 08:47 PM (y7DUB)

90 So, who's your favourite dead rock star?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2018 08:45 PM (6Ll1u)

A tie: Dimebag Darrell and Jeff Hanneman.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wild Turkey Enthusiast at January 19, 2018 08:47 PM (bNbo2)

91 >>Cass Elliott. I think she would have been fun to hang out with.

Quite the sammich maker too.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 08:47 PM (/tuJf)

92 >>She also felt that Ansari "rushed through dinner".


What's that Chandler line - 'He ate his dinner...with the efficiency of a lifelong bachelor.'.

???

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (/wqhh)

93 OK, Investments up 30+% since Trump election. And I want the Democrats back in power because why??????

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (2WfB0)

94 Is it any wonder men are going their own way?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (NWiLs)

95 @Bencjacobs 6 minutes ago

Can confirm Doug Jones will vote for the House CR

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (Enq6K)

96 It never used to be this complicated.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (dUJdY)
---
Well, that's before social liberals streamlined it to being about two. consenting. adults.

With consent, the number is kinda arbitrary, adults, in this case are pretty much *defined* by those who can consent.

Then we notice the cipher in the middle. Libs aren't really good at keeping words meaning the same things, so this is what we have.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (vDqXW)

97 Hmm.

It appears we have entered the age of Secks Postmodernism where there are no rules and nothing means anything anymore.

Girl in the bar's thought bubble to guy in the bar: "I'll send you all the nonverbal messages that I'd like to have you mount me like the healthy, studly man you appear to be and have your way with me like I'd imagine Paulo would do (were he here), but if I have any regrets in the following weeks about our brief tryst that I barely remember because alcohol, expect a call from my lawyer. I'd love to hang your testicles above my hearth as a display and to encourage the others."

Guy in the bar: "Can we go do it now? Right now? Do I need to finish this drink or are you ready like right now?"

"Can we? Huh? Can we?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (tRaq7)

98 Stevie Ray

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (JyFLk)

99 73 54 Not the Craw, the CRAW!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 08:41 PM (IqV8l

I loved Get Smart! as a wee lad.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (2sCft)

============

The "Cone of Silence" scenes alone would leave me crying with laughter and gasping for breath.

Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (BiLU+)

100 74 I saw some people arguing that it's hard for a woman to say no.

-
I have not found that to be the case.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (+y/Ru)

After my divorce, I was forever amazed how many women said yes on the first date, enthusiastically. I'd been off the market for 24 years and was shocked how easy it was to get laid. Times had changed.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (2sCft)

101 Tucker won't say it, but I will:

It IS an invasion.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (8OMyt)

102 Quite the sammich maker too.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 08:47 PM (/tuJf)

lol!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 08:49 PM (dUJdY)

103 To Socialists we are all just cogs

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2018 08:49 PM (ZLqkY)

104 I've done a sh!t ton of flying in my life. We lived in Asia for 5 years. Back and forth...with two kids...often by myself.



I've just gotten to the age when I cannot take all the aggravation.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (Enq6K)


I hear ya. My mom dragged her two hell spawn (my sis and me) to/from Europe and base to base when Daddy was in the AF. I don't envy her, although we were pretty good kids.


One of the most recent, terrifying flights for me was Delta's longest non-stop flight from ATL to Johannesburg, SA. Everyone around me was snug, sound asleep and snoring except me. We hit the WORST TURBULENCE EVER mid-way over the Atlantic. I thought I was having a heart attack. A flight attendant at the rear of the plane announced they needed a doctor. Turns out someone fell and broke something.


I will never fly transatlantic again without a shit ton of Xanax.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

105
What about looking at his stamp collection, ace? Or his coun collection? Those are things better done in one's abode rhan outside it, are they not?

"I'm a philatelist!" Now, don't you tell me that's NOT a big draw for an up and coming young woman looking for Mr. Goober.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 08:49 PM (pNxlR)

106 Bon Scott and/or Freddie Mercury

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 19, 2018 08:49 PM (AJeMv)

107 >>To Socialists we are all just cogs


The Consequentialists make Tools of Us, All.

Posted by: iKant at January 19, 2018 08:50 PM (/wqhh)

108 Never heard of Parks and Recreation, either. Just the way I roll.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 08:50 PM (QDnY+)

109 76 So, who's your favourite dead rock star?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2018 08:45 PM (6Ll1u)

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Keith Richards.

Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2018 08:50 PM (BiLU+)

110 I missed the Megyn Kelly thread! Darn.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2018 08:50 PM (EZebt)

111 Jorge says 11 MM illegals. That's the same number they've been using since 1990.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 19, 2018 08:50 PM (+Tibp)

112 I admit to having lived a pretty sheltered life, so I can understand a young woman (18-19 or so) not realizing when a guy says "Come on up and we'll have a drink/watch a movie" that he takes her yes to that invitation as a yes to something more.

I do not understand how you go and get nekid, engage in oral sex and then are mad at anyone but yourself for your own bad judgement.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 19, 2018 08:50 PM (RfzVr)

113 'Fred Flintstone'

Freddy's dead?

Posted by: New womb man at January 19, 2018 08:50 PM (UdKB7)

114 BTH, Azari is an Iranian name, or not?




Posted by: CM9000 at January 19, 2018 08:50 PM (eq7gs)

115 >>>76 So, who's your favourite dead rock star?

Buzzion

Posted by: wooga at January 19, 2018 08:50 PM (KUG+v)

116 while
actually obliging (reluctantly, it seems) in oral sex and masturbation.

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I've read this three times, and I understand all the words, but I'm just wondering what the fine line is to deem oral sex as being performed in a "seemingly not reluctant" manner.

Men everywhere need to know.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 08:50 PM (ks6bw)

117 @93 OK, Investments up 30+% since Trump election. And I want the Democrats back in power because why??????
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Remember during the 2008 Presidential Debates when Obama was given a hypothetical that assumed that capital gains tax cuts would bring in more revenue, and he stated that he'd go ahead and raise the capital gains tax anyway because "fairness"?


That's why.

And until the left stops seeing everything through a "fairness" prism, they're going to keep right on doing that sort of thing.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 08:51 PM (mJxCG)

118 Stop fucking dissimulating, Jorge!!

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 08:51 PM (8OMyt)

119 After my divorce, I was forever amazed how many women said yes on the first date, enthusiastically. I'd been off the market for 24 years and was shocked how easy it was to get laid. Times had changed.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (2sCft)

Like I was telling a female friend of mine, it is ludicrous that we have turned a blow job into a hearty handshake and then at the same time shake our heads and wonder where the romance has gone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 08:51 PM (sZJfc)

120 After my divorce, I was forever amazed how many women said yes on the first date, enthusiastically. I'd been off the market for 24 years and was shocked how easy it was to get laid. Times had changed.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (2sCft)

Oh shit, on re-reading sound like a humble-brag. I just meant to observe that there seemed like there were a lot more "accommodating" women out there than I remembered. Maybe i'm just digging the hole deeper.....Shit.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:51 PM (2sCft)

121 It's almost like they should invent something where the woman gets a emotional connection and the guy gets sex. The guy could even participate in the emotional connection and she could get sex too!

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 08:51 PM (16bxt)

122 OT - Apologies if this has already been posted.

The Federalist has pictures from the March for Life.

http://thefederalist.com/2018/01/19/7-things-saw-march-life-washington-dc/

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 08:52 PM (mJxCG)

123 Being painfully awkward around women has spared me a lot of trouble since I hit puberty.

Which only adds to the miracle who is my lovely bride of nearly 30 years. Somehow she saw past all the toe-scuffing weirdness.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wild Turkey Enthusiast at January 19, 2018 08:52 PM (bNbo2)

124 If Schroedinger had a band in a window-less studio, Keith Richards would be the guitar player.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 19, 2018 08:52 PM (JyFLk)

125 Mr Mojo Risin

Posted by: Eskimo at January 19, 2018 08:52 PM (Xy3pu)

126 Lizzie the Red is getting some pushback from the left.

And, more telling, there's also discomfort on the left and among some tribal leaders and activists that Warren has a political blind spot when it comes to the murkiness surrounding her story of her heritage, which blew up as an issue in her victorious 2012 Massachusetts Senate race. In recent months, Daily Show host Trevor Noah mocked her for claiming Native American ancestry and the liberal website ThinkProgress published a scathing criticism of her by a Cherokee activist who said she should apologize.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 08:52 PM (+y/Ru)

127 Women love humor so much that the 50 Shades of Grey series only sold a billion copies.

Its full of knew slapping punchlines I hear.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 08:52 PM (jeefx)

128 I saw some people arguing that it's hard for a woman to say no.

There seems to be this argument out there that a man can ask a woman for sex, and if she says yes without actually meaning it then he's raping her.

No. I'm all for keeping rapists of the streets, but this just stupid. Men are not mind readers, and the law shouldn't expect them to be.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 08:53 PM (h2Bdk)

129 Oh shit, on re-reading sound like a humble-brag. I just meant to observe that there seemed like there were a lot more "accommodating" women out there than I remembered. Maybe i'm just digging the hole deeper.....Shit.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:51 PM (2sCft)
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I don't think the original came off that bad.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 08:53 PM (vDqXW)

130 I'm a philatelist!" Now, don't you tell me that's NOT a big draw for an up and coming young woman looking for Mr. Goober.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 08:49 PM (pNxlR)

Or if you are a cunning linguist, perhaps you just to go somewhere quite and read her some poetry or Shakespearean sonnets or something. That would be better done back at the old bachelor pad....

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:53 PM (2sCft)

131 After my divorce, I was forever amazed how many women said yes on the first date, enthusiastically. I'd been off the market for 24 years and was shocked how easy it was to get laid. Times had changed.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (2sCft)

After a certain age, they're playing "Beat the Clock".

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 08:53 PM (7DwnJ)

132 And until the left stops seeing everything through a "fairness" prism, they're going to keep right on doing that sort of thing.

You know what's fair??? Me making a good return on my investments so I wont have to be a ward of the state in my golden years. That's what is fair.

God Bless President Donald J. Trump. President of the United States of America. ( I sure love saying that.)

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2018 08:54 PM (2WfB0)

133 Hmm, I'm torn.

On the one hand, fuck Aziz Ansari in his stupid wholesome "aw shucks" nice guy ethnic comedy face. (And I say that as a fan of 'Master of None.') As a "#MeToo ally/male feminist" he enabled this shit and he's getting what he deserves.

On the other hand, fuck this spoiled whore for trying to ruin a man's life because he didn't fulfill her petty, stupid, small-minded princess fantasies.

You know what? Healing power of 'and.' Fuck 'em both.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 08:54 PM (uuwor)

134 She said later that she felt uncomfortable. That he should have sensed that.

One the other hand, she blew him twice. Twice. Not once, accidentally. Twice.

To me that's a nonverbal signal that's hard to miss.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 19, 2018 08:54 PM (0ecq3)

135 SteveOReno
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You're such an arrogant asshole! ///(jk)

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 08:54 PM (kufk0)

136 Bloomfield is my fav musician who is dead, with Zappa nipping at his heels.

John Lennon is my favorite dead musician because I loathed everything he did after the Beatles.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:54 PM (MHfAw)

137 That's a joke, btw. Pre-marriage I knew at least two wonderful, beautiful young ladies who enjoyed nothing more, and were also quite enthusiastic about making sure you enjoyed it, too.

I believe it gave them a sense of power. They were right, too, and I always appreciated them approaching it bluntly and with honesty.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 08:54 PM (ks6bw)

138 Hah, Doug Jones too?


He might be the only consistently unpredictable Dem in the Senate the next two years. Some of his endangered colleagues - the ones also voting for the CR - are of course just trying to emit smoke to get past November.


Worst turbulence ever was a Hong Kong-Tokyo flight. Plane was jumping all over the place. I found it soothing, woman seated next to me (part of the work group I had been with in China) had a different take - she grabbed my forearm and sunk her fingers/nails into it with all her might. I ended up giving her one of my sleeping pills - calmed her down just perfectly. Cute brunette - Shelby or Heflin staff, can't recall.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 08:54 PM (QDnY+)

139 127 Women love humor so much that the 50 Shades of Grey series only sold a billion copies.

Its full of knew slapping punchlines I hear.
Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 08:52 PM (jeefx)

Knee slapping punchlines.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 08:55 PM (jeefx)

140 >>I've read this three times, and I understand all the
words, but I'm just wondering what the fine line is to deem oral sex as
being performed in a "seemingly not reluctant" manner.

Men everywhere need to know.


Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever

You'll know it when you see it.

Posted by: Aviator at January 19, 2018 08:55 PM (2cuLk)

141 It's ok steveireno, I'm constantly shocked at how easy women are. Then they sorta brag/act ashamed to their girlfriends. I swear that little performance is the point: "I'm so sexy." As far as I'm concerned it would be like licking the door handles at the mall.

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 08:55 PM (16bxt)

142 they're playing "Beat the Clock".
Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 08:53 PM (7DwnJ)

Spelling error?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wild Turkey Enthusiast at January 19, 2018 08:55 PM (bNbo2)

143 Oh shit, on re-reading sound like a humble-brag. I just meant to observe that there seemed like there were a lot more "accommodating" women out there than I remembered. Maybe i'm just digging the hole deeper.....Shit.
Posted by: SteveOReno

SteveO, I've been married for nearly 30 years and I often think "what if". I've not laid a finger on another woman, but I can kinda see what you're saying. It just seems like times have changed.

Times have changed, indeed! - The Paolo

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:55 PM (+Tibp)

144 SteveOReno
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You're such an arrogant asshole! ///(jk)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 08:54 PM (kufk0)

Lin-duh, it's like you know me!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:56 PM (2sCft)

145
So (hypothetically of course) were I to ask a woman if I could buy her dinner and she says yes, I can back out and say she really didn't mean it. Right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2018 08:56 PM (N0rMI)

146 One of the most recent, terrifying flights for me was Delta's longest non-stop flight from ATL to Johannesburg, SA. Everyone around me was snug, sound asleep and snoring except me. We hit the WORST TURBULENCE EVER mid-way over the Atlantic. I thought I was having a heart attack. A flight attendant at the rear of the plane announced they needed a doctor. Turns out someone fell and broke something.


I will never fly transatlantic again without a shit ton of Xanax.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:49 PM (ptqGC)


We flew out of Hong Kong during a typhoon. After a bumpy ride up, we finally seemed ok. All of a sudden, boom...we fell like 1k feet. Everyone that was standing hit the floor, including the stewardess. Scared the crap outta me. And worst of all, my daughter's crayons and markers went flying everywhere.

Find out later we were the last flight they let leave the HK airport.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:56 PM (Enq6K)

147 I think Aziz Ansari is Muslim-Indian by birth but I dunno. My Asian Fu is rotten. If I guess that someone is Chinese it is inevitable s/he will be Viet or Japanese.

I do know both names are Islamic, not just Arabic. Aziz is usually short for 'Abd al-'Aziz which is, Slave Of He Who Grants Power, but there is a just plain Aziz in sura 12 as king of Egypt during Joseph and before Pharaoh. The Ansari implies he comes from one of the tribes of the cities who welcomed the Muslims early on, like the ansar of Madina.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 08:56 PM (6FqZa)

148 Why do you say that? For a good deal of my life, we never worried about locking doors, we left keys in the car, etc., etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:45 PM (nBBdT)

....................
I still do,I live in SD. I did have a terrifying incident in MN a few months back that I wish I had dealt with differently but for the most part I feel very safe where I live. I can't imagine living anywhere else.

Posted by: Molly k. at January 19, 2018 08:56 PM (2S+XT)

149 121
It's almost like they should invent something where the woman gets a
emotional connection and the guy gets sex. The guy could even
participate in the emotional connection and she could get sex too!


Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 08:51 PM (16bxt)


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I bet married guys would sign up in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 08:56 PM (ks6bw)

150 Whoa! Aziz looks like some sort of insect-molesting amphibian.

Girl should know better.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2018 08:56 PM (bJ0w+)

151 In short, I probably shouldn't date Thai girls, because who knows what else I won't notice.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (6FqZa)

152 @126 Lizzie the Red is getting some pushback from the left.

And, more telling, there's also discomfort on the left and among some tribal leaders and activists that Warren has a political blind spot when it comes to the murkiness surrounding her story of her heritage, which blew up as an issue in her victorious 2012 Massachusetts Senate race. In recent months, Daily Show host Trevor Noah mocked her for claiming Native American ancestry and the liberal website ThinkProgress published a scathing criticism of her by a Cherokee activist who said she should apologize.
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Probably Kamela Harris fans.

And I'm being serious. I suspect that the Dems see Harris as a two-fer. She's a fresh(wo)man senator with very limited history on the national stage. And she's both black and a woman, so she helps draw in votes from two blocs that are critical to Democratic electoral success.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (mJxCG)

153 WTF is wrong with these women? Its a bad idea to go to the apartment of a man on a first date if you don't want to sleep with him; taking off your clothes and giving bjs even though you don't want to just to be nice or some goddamn thing...and then claiming assault later? idiotic!

he doesn't sound like a prize either. I don't get this sticking the fingers down the throat; the only time someone should do to me is if I'm handcuffed and swallowed poison. but he didn't assault her. he's just a shitty lover.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (P8951)

154 Fuck em both.

Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (+lOpA)

155 One the other hand, she blew him twice. Twice. Not once, accidentally. Twice.

Hahahaha. I'm trying to imagine a situation where a woman gives you a blow job accidentally.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (h2Bdk)

156 I do not understand how you go and get nekid, engage in oral sex and then are mad at anyone but yourself for your own bad judgement.
______________________

Yep, and on a first date with a guy she'd just met.

Don't want to be treated like a slutty sex object? Then don't act like one.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (fqUgw)

157
Freddy's dead?
Posted by: New womb man


That's what Curtis Mayfield said.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (IqV8l)

158 There is very very little, maybe one scene in all three 50 shades of Grey books that even rises past regency romance level. One spanking, that's it. She freaks. Otherwise it's all background and obviously written by someone who hasn't had much sex.

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 08:58 PM (16bxt)

159 >>You're such an arrogant asshole!


That's why the chicks are all over him.


I actually prefer rejecting women more than engaging them, these days.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:58 PM (/wqhh)

160
75 I should know better than to start reading comments bottom up. Nothing makes sense.
Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (Pz2KV)


It's kind of fun to read matters that way, especially when there's a pissing match or two going on. Then you run into the origin of said matches and it's usually a WTF? moment.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 08:58 PM (pNxlR)

161 David French did a great job making this case

https://tinyurl.com/ychyb5pw

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2018 08:58 PM (nAp1e)

162 155 One the other hand, she blew him twice. Twice. Not once, accidentally. Twice.

Hahahaha. I'm trying to imagine a situation where a woman gives you a blow job accidentally.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (h2Bdk)

I'm not sure how that would happen either. But I'm not opposed to the idea on principle....

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:59 PM (2sCft)

163 >>We flew out of Hong Kong during a typhoon


Isn't that a James Taylor lyric?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:59 PM (/wqhh)

164
She's a fresh(wo)man senator with very limited history on the national stage.

The better known she is on the national stage the more loathsome she will appear.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2018 08:59 PM (2hNjw)

165 hell, I don't even like flying over the Rockies.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 08:59 PM (P8951)

166 @127 Women love humor so much that the 50 Shades of Grey series only sold a billion copies.

Its full of knew slapping punchlines I hear.
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They were laughing so hard that they were all tied up in knots.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 08:59 PM (mJxCG)

167 Hahahaha. I'm trying to imagine a situation where a woman gives you a blow job accidentally.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (h2Bdk)


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After twenty years of marriage, you are no longer sure how the "on purpose" ones fit into the scheme, either.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 09:00 PM (ks6bw)

168 >> I don't even like flying over the Rockies.


Too soon.

Posted by: John Denver Fan Club Member at January 19, 2018 09:00 PM (/wqhh)

169 The accidental blow job excuse? Its the one where she doesn't want to have intercourse and wants you to stop asking. It's a "shut up" maneuver, not actual interest. Which they all are, in one way or another.

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 09:00 PM (16bxt)

170 >>>There is nothing a man and a woman can do alone in an apartment that they can't do in a public area, except for the one thing they can only do when alone.


Having a loud argument?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 09:00 PM (/qEW2)

171 We took off during an awful thunderstorm here to make a connection in Charlotte on our way to a conference in Vegas.

The skies were clear, until we were on final approach. I looked out the window (left side) and saw a large, black cloud. Suddenly, the plane just plummeted belly-down. I could see the tree tops just below the plane. The pilot threw the throttle forward and we went nose-up, and proceeded to circle the airport in absolute silence for about 30 minutes. The male flight attendant was pale as a ghost.


We disembarked and I had to scoot to the ladies room before we ran down the concourse to make our connection. One of the female passengers was in a stall throwing up.


The airline? U. S. Air.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 09:00 PM (ptqGC)

172 A'jami is a common Iranian last name - well, an Islamic name for Iranians - so maybe you are thinking about that.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 09:00 PM (6FqZa)

173 Probably Kamela Harris fans.

And I'm being serious. I suspect that the Dems see Harris as a two-fer. She's a fresh(wo)man senator with very limited history on the national stage. And she's both black and a woman, so she helps draw in votes from two blocs that are critical to Democratic electoral success.
Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (mJxCG)


Her politics are toxic at the nation level, though. If the Democrats run her the Rupublicans are starting halfway to the finish line.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:00 PM (h2Bdk)

174 The AGILF will be on Hannity's show tonight.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:01 PM (8OMyt)

175 "I don't get this sticking the fingers down the throat; the only time someone should do to me is if I'm handcuffed and swallowed poison. but he didn't assault her. he's just a shitty lover.

Posted by: DonnaV at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (P8951) "

Fishhooking? It's a humiliation porn thing.

Guys think that's actually how women wanted to be fucked, and since women WON'T SAY WHAT THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING WANT, they never learn otherwise.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:01 PM (uuwor)

176 156 Don't want to be treated like a slutty sex object? Then don't act like one.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (fqUgw)

That's the whole problem with this push back against stupid slut-shaming b/s, with their slutty parades. If you act like a slut and dress like a slut, then, ergo, you will most likely be assumed to be a SLUT!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:01 PM (2sCft)

177 After twenty years of marriage, you are no longer sure how the "on purpose" ones fit into the scheme, either.
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Well, if want to buy yourself some a bit pricy, or you ran into something with the car are two likely scenarios.///

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 09:02 PM (kufk0)

178 Its a bad idea to go to the apartment of a man on a first date if you don't want to sleep with him


What if it's her and her best friend coming back to my place? Can a guy still expect to have both?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 09:02 PM (WbIyz)

179
You know who else asks for consent? Vampires? Nothing scary or rapey about those dudes. Women could not stop laughing when reading and watching Twightlight series.

It's almost as if a bit of danger and fear is the way into a woman's panties.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:02 PM (jeefx)

180 169 The accidental blow job excuse? Its the one where she doesn't want to have intercourse and wants you to stop asking. It's a "shut up" maneuver, not actual interest. Which they all are, in one way or another.
Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 09:00 PM (16bxt)

Ah ha! We KNEW it!

*looks around* and yet we fall for it every time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 09:03 PM (sZJfc)

181 since women WON'T SAY WHAT THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING WANT, they never learn otherwise


Subtle clues, like if she bites down really hard, that's a "stop."

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 09:03 PM (16bxt)

182 *?*

Why do you say that? For a good deal of my life, we never worried about locking doors, we left keys in the car, etc., etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:45 PM (nBBdT)

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Hmmm ... well, I grew up in the late 60's in Las Vegas -- which was smaller back then, but still attracted lots of transients with lots of issues. Owing to many employed in the tourism industry, virtually all us kids were latchkey kids. And four out of every five kids I knew had divorced parents (including me), many alcoholics.

It was certainly safer than today, but my innocence was lost much sooner than say my parents and grandparents.

There were race riots there then (my dad was a High School VP) and many of my friends were being turned on to drugs in the 70's. I started getting the Leftist indoctrination in middle school with "The Greenhouse Gas Effect" -- the precursor to Global Warming, along with the beginning of giving out participation trophies to all team members instead of acknowledging accomplishments.

Anyway, just generalizing ... could go on, but doesn't change my sentiments. I'm glad you (and probably most) weren't as negatively influenced as soon as me.

You make a good point, though -- both my and my wife came from very poor, dysfunctional families, and we consider ourselves as having achieved The American Dream. I wonder if we were the last generation to feel that way en masse ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2018 09:03 PM (BiLU+)

183 miss Lindsay can tell you about accidental BJs. He's not sure how it happened but Schumers dick somehow ended up in his mouth.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 09:03 PM (P8951)

184 169 The accidental blow job excuse? Its the one where she doesn't want to have intercourse and wants you to stop asking. It's a "shut up" maneuver, not actual interest. Which they all are, in one way or another.
Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 09:00 PM (16bxt)

That makes no sense at all. How about "no," "I'm not into you," or some other blow off?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 09:03 PM (NWiLs)

185 I saw some people arguing that it's hard for a woman to say no.
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To me that seems to be in the nature of women. It's not an absolute thing, but they do want to be "swayed", to put it mildly. From what I understand, from my wife, it's a security thing. But at the same time it creates a conflict within them. They want to release it, willingly, but they also seem to want some dynamic of submitting.

I'm not sure if it's just the cognitive component of the way females freeze and submit in other species during mating or not. It does seem to have similar dynamics.

And I would think this creates mode of ambivalence around that activity. I don't really understand it because the thought pattern is alien to me. But I've discussed sexual dynamics with my wife quite a bit.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:03 PM (vDqXW)

186 >>What if it's her and her best friend coming back to my place? Can a guy still expect to have both?

Yes, if her best friend is a dude.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 09:04 PM (/tuJf)

187 The ol' "accidental blowjob." How, exactly, does that work? Does the woman trip, and unzip the guy's pants as she falls?

And how about TWO accidental blowjobs? Oopsie! Rape!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 09:04 PM (ptqGC)

188 >>The accidental blow job excuse?


What...like in , Revenge of the Nerds?

Posted by: Hillary at January 19, 2018 09:04 PM (/wqhh)

189 174 The AGILF will be on Hannity's show tonight.
Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:01 PM (8OMyt)

Attorney General I'd Like to...

That ought to wake Sessions up!

Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 09:05 PM (ANIFC)

190 Marlin Perkins ass raped me. Twice. I'll be appearing on the Gorilla Network News tonight to discuss it with Megan Magilla.

Posted by: a great ape at January 19, 2018 09:05 PM (ewxPW)

191 Why do I get the impression that pron for women has so many viewers? Because the numbers say it's true, I think there may be more going on with the fainting couches then you think.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2018 09:05 PM (6Ll1u)

192 The new Han Solo movie looks like it's going to be a dawg. A big ugly incontinent dawg that pees all over the cinema floors and the theatre management can't wait to hustle out of the building.

No trailer, just a 'synopsis'. Shows a lot of confidence in the property. Doesn't help that the Han looks like Ben Shapiro after he's just been shortchanged on sprinkles at the Baskin Robbins and that the Lando looks like Stepin Fetchit after smoking a four-inch long joint.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 09:05 PM (6FqZa)

193 That makes no sense at all. How about "no," "I'm not into you," or some other blow off?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 09:03 PM (NWiLs)


Or, like Ace wrote, "I have to get up early tomorrow. Seeya."

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:05 PM (h2Bdk)

194 169 The accidental blow job excuse? Its the one where she doesn't want to have intercourse and wants you to stop asking. It's a "shut up" maneuver, not actual interest. Which they all are, in one way or another.
Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 09:00 PM (16bxt)

I didn't realize Mrs. OReno was just trying to shut me up so often....

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:05 PM (2sCft)

195
Those serial killers get zero attention from women in prison. No letters are ever writtten to them. Never get married.

Too busy banging nice guys with all the knock knock jokes and roses when they show up at their door for a date.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:05 PM (jeefx)

196 "And how about TWO accidental blowjobs? Oopsie! Rape!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 09:04 PM (ptqGC) "

What was I supposed to be doing?

Oh pish posh, I was supposed to be doing the laundry and here I am with another cock in my mouth. What a klutz I am!

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:06 PM (uuwor)

197 And how about TWO accidental blowjobs? Oopsie! Rape!
Posted by: Jane D'oh

One time is an accident.
Twice is a coincidence.
Three times is enemy action.

Posted by: City of San Franscico at January 19, 2018 09:06 PM (5wCUq)

198 Here are The Rules re Gov't Shutdown

1. If Republicans are in control three branches, and the Dems block action, it's the Republican's fault.

2. If Republican's control two branches, then they are refusing to compromise. It's their fault.

3. If Republicans control one branch, See: #2

4. If Democrats control all three branches, then Republicans are being obstructionist. It's their fault.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:06 PM (cp1if)

199 BTH thanks for the feedback, name just sounded Iranian to me for some reason.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (eq7gs)

200
Aren't these people aware of cognitive dissonance?

Or irony?

Or what is necessary to function as an adult?

Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (S/hVx)

201 Remember that Saudi guy who was cleared on a rape charge because he just fell on some woman and oops! His dick just somehow ended up inside her.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (P8951)

202 /Off shithole city sock.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (5wCUq)

203 I saw Accidental Blowjob open for the Buzzcocks in 1980.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (8OMyt)

204 The sympathy blow job is from guilt that you got him aroused in the first place. "No" is usually met with more maneuvering. It's supposed to end it.

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (16bxt)

205 You're the Aziz. I'm the cure.

Posted by: Marion Cobretti at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (/qEW2)

206 We can thank Billy Jeff Clinton for teaching a whole generation that a b.j. is like a goodnight kiss or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (ptqGC)

207 WHY DO ALL THESE WOMEN KEEP SUCKING MY COCK?

Posted by: Aziz Azari at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (WbIyz)

208 I don't get it either Jane. I've been around the block a few times, didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday.. blah blah.. I don't get any of this.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (dUJdY)

209 >>Remember that Saudi guy who was cleared on a rape charge because he just fell on some woman and oops! His dick just somehow ended up inside her.


You do that at a Pro/Am golf tournament and you win a Lexus!

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 09:08 PM (/wqhh)

210 For women who want to see what real sexual assault and rape looks like, watch the movie Irreversible. When it reaches that level, get back to me with #MeToo.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:08 PM (jeefx)

211 Women don't give mixed signals at all. It's not like this trend of #MeToo happens to coincide with a huge rise in women who have domination/rape fantasies or anything.

But that's the crux of it. "Fantasy." Aziz didn't fulfill Princess's elaborate fantasy scenario of being swept off her feet, wooed and expertly seduced and nurtured by the Hollywood bigshot.

He must pay for upsetting Princess. How dare he not know her innermost desires without her communicating them!

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:08 PM (uuwor)

212 Was it The Waitresses, 'I Know What Boys Want'? That was one sexy womyn, and yeah she was correct.

Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2018 09:08 PM (zLDYs)

213 Remember that Saudi guy who was cleared on a rape
charge because he just fell on some woman and oops! His dick just
somehow ended up inside her.

Posted by: DonnaV at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (P8951)


I know! The ol' "oopsie!" defense.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 09:08 PM (ptqGC)

214 The accidental blow job

-
Now, imaginary blow jobs I understand.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 09:09 PM (+y/Ru)

215 To me that seems to be in the nature of women. It's not an absolute thing, but they do want to be "swayed", to put it mildly.

There are a lot of women out there who think if they express interest directly the guy will assume they're a slut. So they want him to push.

These women need to talk to the "affirmative consent" crowd and has that shit out so men aren't risking jail for guessing wrong.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:09 PM (h2Bdk)

216 I saw Accidental Blowjob open for the Buzzcocks in 1980.
Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (8OMyt)

Seriously, I saw the Buzzcocks. They were awesome!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:09 PM (2sCft)

217 "The sympathy blow job is from guilt that you got him aroused in the first place. "No" is usually met with more maneuvering. It's supposed to end it.

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (16bxt) "

If everything that aroused me was wracked by constant guilt, the Catholic Church should have about 7 billion members by now.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:09 PM (uuwor)

218 And how about TWO accidental blowjobs? Oopsie! Rape!
Posted by: Jane D'oh

One time is an accident.
Twice is a coincidence.
Three times is enemy action something to write the Penthouse Forum about.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 09:09 PM (WbIyz)

219 i never heard of this azimuth guy until this. I wonder if the whole thing is a plot cooked up by his publicist.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 19, 2018 09:10 PM (LWu6U)

220 This is one of those threads where I don't have much to say.

But the rocket launch was pretty cool. So there's that.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 09:10 PM (sdi6R)

221 >>The accidental blow job

Road Head Kills

Posted by: Highway Signage at January 19, 2018 09:10 PM (/wqhh)

222 This is precisely why we need to enact legislation that will require all citizens to wear go-pro video surveillance equipment.

And without further adieu, ladies and gentlemen, this years nominees for best blowjob on a one night stand.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2018 09:11 PM (bJ0w+)

223 i never heard of this azimuth guy until this. I wonder if the whole thing is a plot cooked up by his publicist.
Posted by: Gentlemen
----------

It's been elevated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:11 PM (cp1if)

224 But the rocket launch was pretty cool. So there's that.
Posted by: rickl

Is a rocket launch like a Cleveland steamer?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 09:11 PM (5wCUq)

225 Things seem to only be getting more and more fucked up between men and women.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 09:11 PM (NWiLs)

226 Three times is enemy action something to write the Penthouse Forum about.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Dear Penthouse Forum, I am a student at a small Midwestern college.....

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:11 PM (+Tibp)

227 Dude had more BJ's in one night than I've had in 3 years

Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 09:12 PM (JK6QI)

228 Seriously, I saw the Buzzcocks. They were awesome!!
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:09 PM (2sCft)

--I bet. Alas, just before my time.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:12 PM (8OMyt)

229 "For women who want to see what real sexual assault and rape looks like, watch the movie Irreversible. When it reaches that level, get back to me with #MeToo.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:08 PM (jeefx) "

I think there's a happy medium between "it's rape because I'm disappointed that all my fantasies weren't satisfied" and "it's not rape unless the guys caves her head in."

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:12 PM (uuwor)

230 And women have been oppressed. So anything typically "female" is just a sign of oppression.... So everyone should want to be more like men.


It explains the feminist view towards babies. "It's a parasite", etc. They have contempt for one of the uniquely female abilities.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 09:12 PM (/qEW2)

231 Things seem to only be getting more and more fucked up between men and women.
Posted by: Insomniac
------------

It's part of the plan.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:12 PM (5OO3x)

232 These women need to talk to the "affirmative consent" crowd and has that shit out so men aren't risking jail for guessing wrong.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:09 PM (h2Bdk)
---
I don't understand women, I just try.

And that's not a joke so much as my wife tells me I'm not going to understand her. So already knows that, and she's right.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:12 PM (vDqXW)

233 198 Here are The Rules re Gov't Shutdown

1. If Republicans are in control three branches, and the Dems block action, it's the Republican's fault.

2. If Republican's control two branches, then they are refusing to compromise. It's their fault.

3. If Republicans control one branch, See: #2

4. If Democrats control all three branches, then Republicans are being obstructionist. It's their fault.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:06 PM (cp1if)


That seems to be the way it works. During shutdowns under GHWB it was the president's fault. Once Clinton was elected it was Congress's fault. Under GWB it swung back to being the president's fault, then under JEF we're back to Congress.

Noticing a pattern here.

This is why I'd be leery of a shutdown if I were a Republican in office. The press really does have an effect on how people see the situation, and they're going to be batting for the other team.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:12 PM (h2Bdk)

234 227
Dude had more BJ's in one night than I've had in 3 years

Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 09:12 PM (JK6QI)


---

Stop humblebragging because you lucked up and married a nymphomaniac.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (ks6bw)

235
But the rocket launch was pretty cool. So there's that.
Posted by: rickl


It had a thing that went up?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (IqV8l)

236 >>>I actually prefer rejecting women more than engaging them, these days.


I bet it is a lot more humerous. Women really get po'ed when you don't want to do 'em.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (RfzVr)

237 Things seem to only be getting more and more fucked up between men and women.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 09:11 PM (NWiLs)

Yep. Every thing is proceeding according to the Progs long term plan.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (2sCft)

238 This is one of those threads where I don't have much to say.



But the rocket launch was pretty cool. So there's that.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 09:10 PM (sdi6R)


I still don't know whether the bright light I saw moving really fast beyond the trees here was a UFO or the rocket.

By the way, the night before one of the shuttle launches we watched out of Cape Canaveral, we're pretty damned sure we DID see a UFO just above the Cape. We were standing on the beach and watched this light hovering over the area above the Cape, and it would suddenly shoot sideways, stop, and then shoot the opposite way. Then go straight up, stop, and hover. It was the weirdest, spookiest thing ever. After a while, it just shot out of sight in the blink of an eye.

No such thing as UFO's my butt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (ptqGC)

239 This is why I'd be leery of a shutdown if I were a Republican in office. The press really does have an effect on how people see the situation, and they're going to be batting for the other team.



This time we have Trump vs the press.

I like our odds.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (WbIyz)

240 Rules of Shutdowns:


If Republicans force Shutdown its the Republicans fault.


If Democrats force Shutdown its the Republicans fault.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 19, 2018 09:14 PM (eq7gs)

241 Well, he does seem to be rather virile....or this whole thing lasted a while. He's not 20 is he?

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 09:14 PM (16bxt)

242 Dear Penthouse Forum, I am a student at a small Midwestern college.....
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:11 PM (+Tibp)


I think the accepted opening is "I never thought this would happen to me."

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:14 PM (h2Bdk)

243 For women who want to see what real sexual assault and rape looks like, watch the movie Irreversible.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:08 PM (jeefx)
---
Never seen the movie, but do they give the indication that she knows, while it's happening, that it's rape? Or does she think about it for a week or two and then decide, Ya know what? I've been raped!

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:14 PM (vDqXW)

244 When I started banging single moms in college, I was and am still floored that they always snuck me in through their window while their children were asleep in the next room.

What did they mean by that? I felt so used.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:14 PM (jeefx)

245 Things seem to only be getting more and more fucked up between men and women.
Posted by: Insomniac
----------

I am increasingly surprised when a woman, not of my acquaintance, engages in any conversation. Hell, I'm almost afraid to hold a door open.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:14 PM (5OO3x)

246
She also felt that Ansari "rushed through dinner".


So grabbing your supersized order of fries in both fists and stuffing them into your piehole isn't as subtle a maneuver as you had been led to believe?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 09:14 PM (pNxlR)

247 212 Was it The Waitresses, 'I Know What Boys Want'? That was one sexy womyn, and yeah she was correct.
Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2018 09:08 PM (zLDYs)

Patty Donahue iirc Christmas Wrapping is one of my fave Christmas songs

Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 09:15 PM (JK6QI)

248 "Never seen the movie, but do they give the indication that she knows, while it's happening, that it's rape? Or does she think about it for a week or two and then decide, Ya know what? I've been raped!

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:14 PM (vDqXW) "

It has a famously brutal very long rape scene that ends with her being beaten into a coma.

So yeah, I think she knows.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:15 PM (uuwor)

249 She also felt that Ansari "rushed through dinner".

What about the quick wack off, because you're not getting the easy one for free.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 09:15 PM (WbIyz)

250 237 Things seem to only be getting more and more fucked up between men and women.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 09:11 PM (NWiLs)

Yep. Every thing is proceeding according to the Progs long term plan.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (2sCft)

Unfortunately too many are perfectly happy to enthusiastically go along with it.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 09:15 PM (NWiLs)

251 Tell the truth, who hasn't paid for your yearly blow job? And what did it cost?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (6Ll1u)

252 Society started down a path with the sexual revolution and womens liberation and atheism which can only lead to here.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (LWu6U)

253 I've never understood the feminist logic behind the patriarchy.

Because if men have easily oppressed women for over 5000 years, that's quite a win streak. If I can oppress you for 5000 years in a row... We're not equals.

Posted by: Fen at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (i5ytZ)

254 @Mike Hammer,

Ugh, I completely missed the context of your question. Sorry for my previous rambling response.

When I noted it wasn't "as safe" back then, I was thinking of things like dying young in war, dying of illnesses which are trivially treated today, etc. -- basically, shorter lifespans owing to numerous causes.

Sorry ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (BiLU+)

255
1969:
Become a groupie so you can fuck a celebrity and then brag to everyone how great it was.

2018:
Become a groupie so you can fuck a celebrity and then brag to everyone how awful it was.

We've come a long way, baby!

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (42M22)

256 Yep. Every thing is proceeding according to the Progs long term plan.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (2sCft)
---
And the thing is that all they're set up for is to set up a crappy socialism like Venezuela, having taken down the last free market system on the Earth.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (vDqXW)

257 I am reminded of something (from memory):

If you've blown yourself- you've made a commitment. You don't wake up one morning and say to yourself: Did I blow myself last night? I don't remember. I don't know where I've been. I wasn't wearing a rubber...
-Dennis Miller

Just seems funny considering the above.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (sZJfc)

258 As Stefan Molynueaux says: if you get rid of the big rules, you don't have no rules, you have an infinity of tiny rules.
Get rid of the big "no sex before marriage" rule, now we have a Sandra Day-O'Connor-like multipart test to check for consent. And the penumbras are definitely emanating.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (5wCUq)

259 I haven't read the article yet, but "nigh-anonymous sex" sounds interesting.

Is there a sign-up for nigh-anonymous sex?

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (56GKt)

260 What did they mean by that? I felt so used.
Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:14 PM (jeefx)

Why you little man-whore.....

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (2sCft)

261 >>I bet it is a lot more humerous. Women really get po'ed when you don't want to do 'em.


Oh, yeah.

It's funny.
Mostly that empty second it take for them to realize you gave them the stiff-arm.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 09:17 PM (kwbNb)

262 243 For women who want to see what real sexual assault and rape looks like, watch the movie Irreversible.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:08 PM (jeefx)
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Never seen the movie, but do they give the indication that she knows, while it's happening, that it's rape? Or does she think about it for a week or two and then decide, Ya know what? I've been raped!
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:14 PM (vDqXW)

Monica Bellucci is raped. Her husband was the actor. Intense and real and graphic.

Guess the only people who told me I should watch that movie.... Wait for it.... Women I was banging.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:17 PM (jeefx)

263 This time we have Trump vs the press.

I like our odds.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (WbIyz)


Oh, Trump will be fine and may even come out ahead. But There are different rules for Congress. And Conservatives need Congress to get anything Conservative out of Trump.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:17 PM (h2Bdk)

264 It does seem from her account that the main issue was the lack of romance. Well, my dear, this is the world you and many others have made. He wasn't getting you up to his room to be sewn into a bundling bag so you all could talk unchaperoned.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 09:17 PM (sZJfc)

265 Biologically, for the male, the sex act is the end goal. After that, the male animal moves on. For the female, it's the beginning--the bearing and raising of the offspring.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 19, 2018 09:18 PM (l9m7l)

266 Well, on this cheerful topic, I think I'll go to bed and see if there's anything worth watching on the TV that doesn't involve the shutdown.

And Hannity's show is another eye-opener tonight. Gorka is on now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

267 GOP has not suffered from previous press distortion about "shutdowns".


So those leery of it today are just exhibiting their mediocrity, cowardice, or worse.


Though all those things and more are generally on display and understood already.


If the expected "press" reaction to any move were to be taken seriously, literally nothing would be done other than the destructive race-baiting, envy-stoking, graft, and vandalism that seem to be all the Dems have left in their quiver.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 09:18 PM (QDnY+)

268 Where do I sign up for nigh-anonymous sex?

Is it part of this here AoSHQ unlimited membership?

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 19, 2018 09:18 PM (56GKt)

269 It has a famously brutal very long rape scene that ends with her being beaten into a coma.

So yeah, I think she knows.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:15 PM (uuwor)

Ug. I don't think I could watch it. I have too many female friends that have been actually raped. Was it produced by Harvey Weinstein by any chance.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:19 PM (2sCft)

270 Mmm, Monica Bellucci.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 09:19 PM (ks6bw)

271 Graham, Collins, Flake , Murkowski talking to McConnell about a 3 week deal

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:19 PM (+Tibp)

272 235
But the rocket launch was pretty cool. So there's that.
Posted by: rickl

It had a thing that went up?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (IqV8l)


The whole thing went up.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 09:19 PM (sdi6R)

273 The better known she is on the national stage the more loathsome she will appear.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2018 08:59 PM (2hNjw)

===

How great would it be to see PDT and Kamala on the presidential debate stage? Literally epic.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2018 09:19 PM (EZebt)

274 It is clearly Friday night.

All we need now is a music thread.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 09:19 PM (WbIyz)

275 The Junior Anti-Sex League.

Posted by: Julia at January 19, 2018 09:20 PM (fUJvh)

276 Women and men are equal, but not fungible...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 19, 2018 09:20 PM (e9G8E)

277 When I noted it wasn't "as safe" back then, I was thinking of things like dying young in war, dying of illnesses which are trivially treated today, etc. -- basically, shorter lifespans owing to numerous causes.

Sorry ...
Posted by: ShainS
----------

Well, you're not wrong of course. Infant mortality was higher, lifespans shorter, etc., etc.

The risks associated with life were higher. My point was that society was far more civil through the 20th century.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:20 PM (nBBdT)

278 Even mandatory Go-Pro's might not be enough. A few of the undergrad guys that got railroaded for fake rape had literally thousands of exculpatory text messages from the "victim" and it still didn't get them completely exonerated.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:20 PM (uuwor)

279 Tell the truth, who hasn't paid for your yearly blow job? And what did it cost?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (6Ll1u)

Well, more often than that, but I've found Sig Sauer and diamonds hit my wife's sweet spot.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:20 PM (2sCft)

280 It has a famously brutal very long rape scene that ends with her being beaten into a coma.

So yeah, I think she knows.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:15 PM (uuwor)
---
The only reason that I ask that is that I've often wondered--in this time of "triggering" language--why the phrase "I didn't think it was rape at the time" isn't EGREGIOUSLY offensive to the women who went through the type of rape *they knew* was rape *at the time*.

And if the point is to be *sensitive* for what is traumatic for others. Don't you fucking know that "I didn't know I was being raped at the time" should only hold for ninjas with some extreme endowment problems?

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:21 PM (vDqXW)

281 As The Last Man at the CDC I can state as a fact that after age 14, it becomes more increasingly difficult to blow yourself as you age.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:21 PM (jeefx)

282 Avoiding unwanted attention

Him: I'm gay.
Her: Oh.


Her: I'm gay.
Him: Interesting ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 09:21 PM (WbIyz)

283 Favorite DEAD rock start?

Jerry Garcia, of course.


*drops mic*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 19, 2018 09:21 PM (QzJWU)

284 Tell the truth, who hasn't paid for your yearly blow job? And what did it cost?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Married 28 years, so ...... 30 years?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:21 PM (+Tibp)

285 271 Graham, Collins, Flake , Murkowski talking to McConnell about a 3 week deal
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:19 PM (+Tibp)

Worst The Five show ever.

Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 09:21 PM (JK6QI)

286 Girls never had s problem walking out on me?

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2018 09:22 PM (yM/Yl)

287 So, who's your favourite dead rock star?

Keith Emerson, followed closely by Greg Lake.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 09:22 PM (tRaq7)

288 Guess the only people who told me I should watch that movie.... Wait for it.... Women I was banging.
Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:17 PM (jeefx)

Some women are really bizarre about those kinds of movies. There was a girl I knew who felt it was her mission in life to get me to see Requiem for a Dream. She kept trying to tempt me with Jennifer Connely's boobs and double dildo action. I just hate personal destruction stories.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 09:23 PM (sZJfc)

289 Cerealously, I think this nigh-anonymous sex thing is right up my ballpark.

Is that the chick that keeps yelling at me when I enter something in the search bar at PornHub?

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 19, 2018 09:23 PM (56GKt)

290 Is Carl Palmer still kicking?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 09:23 PM (WbIyz)

291 Flake says "a few things are percolating"

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:24 PM (+Tibp)

292 I'll go with SRV

Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 09:24 PM (JK6QI)

293 Women. Can't live with 'em.

Pass the beer nuts.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 19, 2018 09:24 PM (LWu6U)

294
Is there a sign-up for nigh-anonymous sex?
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost


Neigh

Posted by: Mister Ed at January 19, 2018 09:24 PM (IqV8l)

295 Biologically, for the male, the sex act is the end goal. After that, the male animal moves on. For the female, it's the beginning--the bearing and raising of the offspring.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 19, 2018 09:18 PM (l9m7l)

Something that has been forgotten in the days of easy birth control. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:24 PM (2sCft)

296 @275 The Junior Anti-Sex League.
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@_@

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@273 How great would it be to see PDT and Kamala on the presidential debate stage? Literally epic.
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I didn't see the debate she had with Loretta Sanchez for the senate seat, but my parents did. They later told me that they couldn't believe how ignorant both women were.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:24 PM (mJxCG)

297 BTW Parks and Recreation had Chris Pratt, for 'ettes who are fans of his.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:24 PM (8OMyt)

298 Thanks to feminists, when I think of sex, I picture sticking my dick or face into a shucked Oyster that's been in a luke warm cooler over night.

Great job feminists.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (jeefx)

299 some talking head on hannity brought up the domestic spying as deprivation of civil rights under color of law. Nice to hear as I have beating that drum for a while now. Start the round up using normally narco squad hits at 4:00am. Assume armed and dangerious. I am not going to say shoot the dog and cavity search the whole family in the living room, but

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (Eu5eZ)

300 You people are missing the meta-message of the "I was date-raped by Aziz Ansari" essay:

The author is actually saying two things simultaneously:

1. "I am attractive ans sexy enough to snag and seduce a major celebrity. That proves I am sexier and better-looking than all you reading this."

2. "I am so woke and politically hip that I can confess my most intimate sexuak experiences for the purpose of showing how horrible men are. This proves I am a better feminist than all you reading this."

She's trying to prove her superiority both on a traditional-womanhood scale, and on a postmodern feminist womanhood scale. At the same time.

And she pulled it off. Quite a feat!

Never ever read things flatly, only perceiving their "declared narrative." Always look underneath for the true crypto-narrative.

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (42M22)

301 Why is it some women simply can't take charge of the situation? I have to be honest here - men might not like it when you say no, but they do kinda sorta respect it. I mean, at least you are clearly stating your intent. Better yet, say that out on the sidewalk - "This is moving a little too fast for me..." Easy peasey. Oh, yeah, maybe that is uncomfortable? Yeah. So? Dating is often a bit uncomfortable for everyone.

Feminists always assume that the man knows exactly what HE wants. Men have regrets, oh shit, do we ever have regrets about sex. Wrong person, wrong time, wrong place. And yes, women pressure men to have sex they may not want. "Don't stick your dick in crazy" is a saying every man has heard, and ignored, much to their detriment. Usually because crazy is asking. Men get asked up by women and decide, nah. Not worth it. It is awkward

So?

So I say to feminists of the world - man up! We can manage our shit, and you should too.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (fftfA)

302 Flake's word is poo.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (6FqZa)

303 Women and men are equal, but not fungible...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 19, 2018 09:20 PM (e9G8E)
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Exactly. Which is to say they are *different*. And if you consider *difference* to be a form of inequality, it just shows that you can't figure out in what sense human *equality* works.

The whole godless mathematical reduction of mankind--which is kind of harmonious with a reduction to a ridiculous academic economic theory and the simplistic remaking of man--has been screwing a lot of things up.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (vDqXW)

304 I thought the end goal was getting her to agree that it's not really cheating if we rope her hot friend into a threesome?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (uuwor)

305 I didn't see the debate she had with Loretta Sanchez for the senate seat, but my parents did. They later told me that they couldn't believe how ignorant both women were.
Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:24 PM (mJxCG)


Sanchez literally cheated her way into office, so I'm not that surprised.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (h2Bdk)

306 Huh, times sure have changed, no woman who ever turned me down seemed to give a rats ass if I felt bad about it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (oVWx5)

307 240 Rules of Shutdowns:

But first, the premise: shutdowns are worse than Hitler.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (cW490)

308 Neigh
Posted by: Mister Ed

Will you still respect me in the morning?

Posted by: Sara Jessica Parker at January 19, 2018 09:26 PM (5wCUq)

309
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 09:05 PM (6FqZa)


LOL. Without objection, I nominate bth to write all future movie reviews for this blog.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 09:26 PM (pNxlR)

310 Never ever read things flatly, only perceiving their "declared narrative." Always look underneath for the true crypto-narrative.


I thought she was just begging for a proper rogering.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 09:26 PM (WbIyz)

311 304 I thought the end goal was getting her to agree that it's not really cheating if we rope her hot friend into a threesome?
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (uuwor)


The older I get, the more I realize what Insty says is true: Inside every threesome there's a twosome and a onesome.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:26 PM (h2Bdk)

312 It is clearly Friday night.

All we need now is a music thread.


I thought you'd never axe, Grump...

Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer. Featuring the incomparable Tony Levin on bass guitar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJE0x7T4Q&list=RDEMhlMN2GTWYdQe-pLxan5O7A

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 09:27 PM (tRaq7)

313 Per Fox, Dems might cave for a short (3 week) deal.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:27 PM (+Tibp)

314 295 Biologically, for the male, the sex act is the end goal. After that, the male animal moves on. For the female, it's the beginning--the bearing and raising of the offspring.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 19, 2018 09:18 PM (l9m7l)

No. Children need their fathers and fathers change on a bio chemical level after their chikden are born .

More feminist science we are tricked into believing.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:27 PM (jeefx)

315 And she pulled it off. Quite a feat!

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (42M22)
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Nicely done.

And Ansari must be hurtin'.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:27 PM (vDqXW)

316 I've gotta go with Zappa on the dead rock star thing. Damn, I still miss that guy.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2018 09:28 PM (2WfB0)

317 This story can't be right. It says on wikipedia that he identifies as a "male feminist".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 09:28 PM (/qEW2)

318 "The older I get, the more I realize what Insty says is true: Inside every threesome there's a twosome and a onesome.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:26 PM (h2Bdk) "

Hence why we call two guys and one girl a "Devil's Threesome."

You're either a passenger or...well, option two isn't pretty.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:28 PM (uuwor)

319 Keep in mind, this is the generation that will lead teh revolution:



https://youtu.be/QC35FAJDFpY

Posted by: Country Singer at January 19, 2018 09:28 PM (yzxic)

320 1. There is nothing a man and a woman can do alone in an apartment that they can t do in a public area, except for the one thing they can only do when alone.

Skin hobos?

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 19, 2018 09:28 PM (7R2h5)

321 Krebs, I might or might not have Opinions about Star Wars and about Disney's latest takes thereupon.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 09:29 PM (6FqZa)

322 @305 Sanchez literally cheated her way into office, so I'm not that surprised.
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One of my co-workers back when Sanchez got Bob Dornan's seat was married to a woman who worked at one of the places that got busted for illegally registering immigrants before they were citizens.

I had an odd conversation with him about it later. He kept insisting that his wife's organization shouldn't have gotten into trouble. The fact that they had flagrantly broken the law meant absolutely nothing to him.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:29 PM (mJxCG)

323 Every time I see Kellyanne Conway, I think that while smiling and being pleasant, given the opportunity, she would casually gut a Dem, without getting blood on her dress.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:29 PM (c/EDo)

324 317 This story can't be right. It says on wikipedia that he identifies as a "male feminist".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 09:28 PM (/qEW2)


Oh yes. I saw a clip of him going on about it on a talk show. It's cringy as hell.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:29 PM (h2Bdk)

325

1. "I am attractive ans sexy enough to snag and seduce a major celebrity. That proves I am sexier and better-looking than all you reading this."

Who is Aziz Ansari

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2018 09:29 PM (yM/Yl)

326 >>She's trying to prove her superiority both on a traditional-womanhood scale, and on a postmodern feminist womanhood scale. At the same time.

Regardless of what she was trying to prove. All she proved to me is that she is a slut, and an idiot.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 19, 2018 09:30 PM (LWu6U)

327 If you want to talk, great, stay out together at a bar or coffee shop or desert cafe.

-=-=-
What if we're in the forest, or the mountains, or by a lake or coast? No bar or coffee shop, nor cafe.

Posted by: pogomip at January 19, 2018 09:30 PM (heuSM)

328 Is it just me, or does KellyAnne Conway have Richard Nixon's nose?

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 19, 2018 09:30 PM (8ZeGS)

329 323 Every time I see Kellyanne Conway, I think that while smiling and being pleasant, given the opportunity, she would casually gut a Dem, without getting blood on her dress.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:29 PM (c/EDo)


Isn't she more of a hired-gun type? I think she'd pretty much gut whoever you paid her to gut.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:30 PM (h2Bdk)

330 "My point is, this girl went up to this guy's apartment. That doesn't
mean she's consented to be sexually assaulted or anything like that, but
it surely means she's consented to permitting him to try to persuade
her to have sex."


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This chick was not assaulted. Men are not mind readers and cannot be expected to pick up on "non-verbal cues" that you are not into them. Particularly when any "non-verbal cues" that you are putting out include willingly getting naked and giving him not one but two BJ's.





From her own story, the minute she actually said no (with her mouth and not her psychic mind rays) to one of Anzari's suggestions, he stopped. She was not assaulted and she undermines all of those who are by crying wolf.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 09:30 PM (FTXAT)

331 Who is Aziz Ansari
Posted by: Jean

Voice of the token black kid on Bob's Burgers.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 09:31 PM (5wCUq)

332 Graham has said that any opposition to massive immigration/invasion is a non-starter. Why is this globalist traitor so secure in his position when he comes from a "Red State."

Posted by: CM9000 at January 19, 2018 09:31 PM (eq7gs)

333 I've gotta go with Zappa on the dead rock star thing. Damn, I still miss that guy.
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2018 09:28 PM (2WfB0)

Well, Hendrix died way to young. But I'd go with Duane Allman.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:31 PM (2sCft)

334 omg..my husband..do you know where you're going tomorrow? Me.. I will put the address in my phone's GPS. Him.. you know how do to that? Me.. uh.. yeah.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:31 PM (dUJdY)

335 >>>And she pulled it off. Quite a feat!
<<<

Nice assessment. You forgot to mention that she's as big a piece of shit as he is.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2018 09:31 PM (bJ0w+)

336 Graham has said that any opposition to massive immigration/invasion is a non-starter. Why is this globalist traitor so secure in his position when he comes from a "Red State."
Posted by: CM9000

Low Country ..

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2018 09:33 PM (yM/Yl)

337 Hence why we call two guys and one girl a "Devil's Threesome."

You're either a passenger or...well, option two isn't pretty.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:28 PM (uuwor)

I have a pretty robust mind for imagining these sorts of things, but I'm lost.....

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:33 PM (2sCft)

338 "I saw some people arguing that it's hard for a woman to say no. That she doesn't want to make a scene, or make the guy feel bad!"


Well, I don't know who these girls are, but I find that beyond stupid. Seriously, I don't get that. A guy she barely knows and she doesn't want to make him feel bad by saying no. Why? I'm sure he'd recover.

Where is the self-respect these girls should have for theirselves?

This whole thing is insane and I'm with Banfield.

Now back to read the rest of Ace's post.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 19, 2018 09:33 PM (iX3+9)

339 Why is this globalist traitor so secure in his position when he comes from a "Red State."
Posted by: CM900

Evidently, SC has open voting in the primaries so Dems vote for the weakest Republican. Hence, Miss Lindsay.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:33 PM (+Tibp)

340 No such thing as UFO's my butt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (ptqGC)
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Was it flying? Was it an object? Could you identify it?

There you go.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:33 PM (vDqXW)

341 >>>>Women and men are equal, but not fungible...


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 19, 2018 09:20 PM (e9G8E)


This is the truth.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 19, 2018 09:33 PM (RfzVr)

342 Is Carl Palmer still kicking?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 09:23 PM (WbIyz)


You could have offered me any amount of money, and I would have never guessed Keith, Greg and Carl.

Sounds like three dudes who smoke weed together, work at the muffler shop.

I would have expected a prog rock band to be guys like Nigel, Ian, and Sir Alfred.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:33 PM (Pz4pT)

343 Voice of the token black kid on Bob's Burgers.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 09:31 PM (5wCUq)

--The one who helped Bob beat Jimmy Pesto's score on that video game?

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:33 PM (8OMyt)

344 Keep in mind, this is the generation that will lead teh revolution:
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She (?) probably would have slit her wrist if she'd used a P-38.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:34 PM (c/EDo)

345 No one gives a shit about me any more. Freakin' rich dick, Grey.

Posted by: Edward Cullen at January 19, 2018 09:34 PM (ewxPW)

346 Is it just me, or does KellyAnne Conway have Richard Nixon's nose?
Posted by: BifBewalski

Was Dick known for getting around? How are her yo-yo skills?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 09:34 PM (5wCUq)

347 For the #MeToo movement(wait for it)

https://youtu.be/PSKQ3ZNQ_O8

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 09:34 PM (LiyEm)

348 Paaaaaam Bondi!

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:34 PM (8OMyt)

349 And by favorite dead rock star, are you guys talking about guys you are glad are dead?

Because otherwise, Robert Johnson. Everyone else is pretty much just copycats and fanbois of same.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:35 PM (Pz4pT)

350 'Posted by: Pete Seria'

* Fistbump *

Posted by: freaked at January 19, 2018 09:35 PM (UdKB7)

351 OK, I get it.

Lindsey Graham has nigh-anonymous sex with himself.

And John McCain.

And Jeff Flake.

Hmmm...

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 19, 2018 09:35 PM (56GKt)

352 A 3-week CR? Pondering the point of that.


No dead-certain things going to transpire in the interim that either side would be banking on, that I can think of.


Mega-Scandal situation likely to get toastier for Dems - that's fairly likely.


Other than that? Same issues will be there in a month. The Dems announcing they'd vote the House bill is unsurprising confirmation of the fault lines. I'd make it harder for them to still say that in 3 weeks. But that's just me, wanting to actually make political gainzzz and also policy gainzzz when common sense and political winds are at my back. Crazy talk.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 09:35 PM (QDnY+)

353 This story can't be right. It says on wikipedia that he identifies as a "male feminist".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 09:28 PM (/qEW2)
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Known synonym for "sneaky fucker".

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:35 PM (vDqXW)

354 --The one who helped Bob beat Jimmy Pesto's score on that video game?
Posted by: logprof

Yup. That's his real voice btw.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 09:35 PM (5wCUq)

355 "I have a pretty robust mind for imagining these sorts of things, but I'm lost.....

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:33 PM (2sCft) "

Well, the point was that in any threesome, there's two people that want to bang and one hanger-on. So I suppose in two guys/one girl, best case scenario is the girl is into you and the other guy is window dressing.

But I'm a pessimist, so I figure at best, I'm the throw-in pick the girl has to accept to nab the blue chip prospect. And at worst....

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:35 PM (uuwor)

356 Rape scene. THe worst one was that of Sharon aboard the Pegasus on the BSG reboot.

I couldn't watch that through. I had to turn away. It was so real, and I cared about the character very much, so into the damned show I was.

I can watch all kinds of violent crap without blinking, but when it seems real, and of rape, I just can't take it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 09:36 PM (8O3HH)

357 She probably failed at sperm jacking him during the blowjobs and had her period on time. A girl has to eat ya know..... so #MeToo.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:36 PM (jeefx)

358 Tammy Baldwin (W-D, Who?) is getting hammered for opposing House Bill (pro-shutdown)

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:36 PM (+Tibp)

359 BSG???

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:37 PM (dUJdY)

360 Never ever read things flatly, only perceiving their "declared narrative." Always look underneath for the true crypto-narrative.

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (42M22)


========

Especially where liberals are concerned. They have convoluted minds.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 09:37 PM (/qEW2)

361 Didn't read through the comments, but I'd bet real money that "Grace" would have gladly given Aziz what he wanted had his game been slightly above Sub-Penthouse Forum, Porntube-level game. If her account is accurate, I can't say as I blame her. But trying to turn this into a #MeToo moment? Nah. bro.

Posted by: holygoat at January 19, 2018 09:37 PM (nCqz2)

362 Paaaaaam Bondi!
Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:34 PM (8OMyt)

Yeah? How's she holding up? She used to be kinda hawt.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:37 PM (2sCft)

363 Isn't she more of a hired-gun type? I think she'd pretty much gut whoever you paid her to gut.
Posted by: Ace's liver
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Maybe. But with a sense of responsibility. Think, Paladin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:37 PM (nBBdT)

364 @359 BSG???
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Battlestar Galactica

The soap opera-ish reboot version.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:38 PM (mJxCG)

365 So trending on twatter is #TrumpShutdown. I'm sure the twatters behind the scenes are working hard on that one.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 19, 2018 09:38 PM (mQ0Mc)

366 Dems are scrambling for a face saving deal

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:38 PM (+Tibp)

367 And by favorite dead rock star, are you guys talking about guys you are glad are dead?

Because otherwise, Robert Johnson. Everyone else is pretty much just copycats and fanbois of same.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:35 PM (Pz4pT)

I thought it was favorite favorites. Not glad they are dead unfavorites.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:38 PM (2sCft)

368 Never ever read things flatly, only perceiving their "declared narrative." Always look underneath for the true crypto-narrative.

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (42M22)

========

Especially where liberals are concerned. They have convoluted minds.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 09:37 PM (/qEW2)
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Once translated into the victim hierarchy, it's just what's known as a humble-brag.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:39 PM (vDqXW)

369 Blutarski, you keep reporting on Dems being hammered for their votes/non-votes.


By whom? Only thing that matters would be serious home-state reaction. Are voters and state media "hammering" these people? If not, hard to see why it would matter.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 09:39 PM (QDnY+)

370 They never showed you my rape sequences because I enjoyed them too much.

Posted by: ensign wesley crusher at January 19, 2018 09:39 PM (ewxPW)

371 Well, the point was that in any threesome, there's two people that want to bang and one hanger-on. So I suppose in two guys/one girl, best case scenario is the girl is into you and the other guy is window dressing.

But I'm a pessimist, so I figure at best, I'm the throw-in pick the girl has to accept to nab the blue chip prospect. And at worst....
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:35 PM (uuwor)


Honestly, I don't know anyone who has done any of this in real life, nor do I want to know. Even if they have.

However... I would assume any two guy/one girl combo involves at LEAST one guy who is wanting to bang the other guy, but is too ashamed to admit it. He's hoping for the two trains, traveling on different tracks, to accidentally bump into each other at the station.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:39 PM (Pz4pT)

372 Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:38 PM (mJxCG)

Ah.. well, never watched it. Only watched the original, original.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:40 PM (dUJdY)

373 BSG???
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:37 PM (dUJdY)
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Bi-sodium Glutamate.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:40 PM (vDqXW)

374 Battlestar Galactaca

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:40 PM (vDqXW)

375 "Didn't read through the comments, but I'd bet real money that "Grace" would have gladly given Aziz what he wanted had his game been slightly above Sub-Penthouse Forum, Porntube-level game. If her account is accurate, I can't say as I blame her. But trying to turn this into a #MeToo moment? Nah. bro.

Posted by: holygoat at January 19, 2018 09:37 PM (nCqz2) "

I mean yeah, he sounded like he was clumsily doing shit he's seen in amateur porn, but even if he was some sort of tantric sex God, I think Princess would still be mad because her fantasy was to be romanced and most likely to eventually be Aziz's arm candy.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:40 PM (uuwor)

376 They never showed you my rape sequences because I enjoyed them too much.
Posted by: ensign wesley crusher
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Give me a call.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at January 19, 2018 09:40 PM (nBBdT)

377 By whom? Only thing that matters would be serious home-state reaction. Are voters and state media "hammering" these people? If not, hard to see why it would matter.

Posted by: rhomboid

Reading from a Breitbart thread. Some hammers are Sarah Huckabee Sanders, some are instate rivals

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+Tibp)

378 I read a Danielle Steel (I think) book once in high school. Basically a thinly-veiled parody of Studio 54. There was an orgy scene in it, from the guy's point of view. Someone tried to sneak up and cornhole him while he was in the middle of... something else.

Probably orgies are unadvisable if you don't know everyone involved real well.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 09:40 PM (6FqZa)

379 @372 Ah.. well, never watched it. Only watched the original, original.
---------------------

Whether you missed anything is...

open for debate.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:41 PM (mJxCG)

380 Is Carl Palmer still kicking?

Yup.

Time and Time Again Asia -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v46TMN1j8Jw&list=PLUuReMU26Zj1XR2sCJNXubCplmSqyYlLA

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 09:41 PM (tRaq7)

381 Paaaaaam Bondi!
Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:34 PM (8OMyt)

Yeah? How's she holding up? She used to be kinda hawt.
Posted by: SteveOReno

--Still easy on the eyes, and I like her subtle Southern accent.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:41 PM (8OMyt)

382 She probably failed at sperm jacking him during the blowjobs and had her period on time. A girl has to eat ya know..... so #MeToo.
Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:36 PM (jeefx)

Any mention if he promised her he wouldn't do that thing in her mouth, and then whoops, he did that thing in her mouth? That could explain alot.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:41 PM (2sCft)

383 When I make my fuck buddies clean all their snail trails with their tongues while tied up before she can leave, they text me back and will blow up my phone like I owe them a favor they need to back over to pay over and over again.


I get it. It's the knock knock jokes.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:42 PM (jeefx)

384 The first female I knew who was raped was a girl who was in 7th grade when I was in 8th. Nice, quiet girl with long brown hair. She was raped - anally- at knifepoint by a scumbag in his 30's behind a grocery store when she was walking home from volleyball practice. She made the mistake of telling several of her friends about it and soon everyone at school knew. But it was also in the paper and there were posters with a picture based on the description she had given the police all over the neighborhood and - they caught the guy. I think I'm more horrified by it now than I was then. Because now I'm in my 50's and I think "Jeez, she was 12 when that happened! 12! That was her introduction to sex."

Another friend was dragged into an alley in DC when she was fumbling for her keys outside of her apartment building. And she was badly beaten and truly thought she was about to die - in fact, she told me she had an out-of body experience - she swears she saw the scene happening from above as if she was looking down on herself being punched and raped. She had nightmares for years. They never caught the shitheel.

I think about those two and other women I know who had horrific rape experiences and then I think of these twits who cry rape because they didn't like the sex or because he didn't call them - and I'm infuriated by how they are trivializing the term.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 09:42 PM (P8951)

385 Not sure about the open primary explanation, I think Republican LIVs are more too blame, the incumbent rate of re-election is a feature of both parties.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 19, 2018 09:42 PM (eq7gs)

386 Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:35 PM (Pz4pT)

I thought it was favorite favorites. Not glad they are dead unfavorites.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:38 PM (2sCft)


Honest answer: I can't imagine why I should care. Other than the possibility that they were still going to make some good moosic at some point, had their lives continued, but rock stars, to the extent they ARE interesting, tend to become less so with the passage of time.

In other words, the guy who was awesome in his 20s, was milking it in his 30s, was straight up a sell out in his 40s, and an embarrassing wash-out in his 50s.

If he dies before he gets that far, he's a legend.

Immortality, baby!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:42 PM (Pz4pT)

387 379 @372 Ah.. well, never watched it. Only watched the original, original.
---------------------

Whether you missed anything is...

open for debate.
Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:41 PM (mJxCG)

Tricia Helfer is worth watching a few episodes. Her in a pony tail and sweats was... surprisingly hot. Especially considering the over made-up way she was usually portrayed in the series.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 09:43 PM (sZJfc)

388 Dems are scrambling for a face saving deal
Posted by: Blutarski-esque
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My god, I hope this works.

Posted by: Henry Waxman at January 19, 2018 09:43 PM (y3sT9)

389 I would like to point out that the "male sexual attitudes" this theory seems to envision are held only by a small minority of that population.

In fact, I am forced to note that they're mostly in a very specific, largely non-representative group within that population.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 19, 2018 09:43 PM (lLeln)

390 Going OT...

I just emailed my congresscritter, try it, you can just copy this and alter as you please. Or you can call 202-224-3121. Stand up for America.

My first question is are you one of the 115 who viewed the FISA memo? If not why not?

Will you vote to release this memo to the American public? If not why not?

I feel the American public needs to know about a possible subversion of our electoral process. And it appears that was done by our own employees, not the Russians with "collusion" with the Trump campaign.

Please respond, as I got no response to my last email to you. No response equals no vote for you this next election.

Posted by: Farmer at January 19, 2018 09:44 PM (yJ1e6)

391 Back in the barrel, Crusher, you little bitch!

Posted by: capt. jean-luc picard at January 19, 2018 09:44 PM (ewxPW)

392 Maybe. But with a sense of responsibility. Think, Paladin.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:37 PM (nBBdT)


Heh heh. Showing your age a bit there.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:44 PM (h2Bdk)

393 Donna: my ex-gf was attacked by an illegal alien who broke into her window when she was a little girl. She had the out-of-body experience as well. She made enough noise though that the would-be child rapist got spooked and scurried back out.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 09:44 PM (6FqZa)

394 Honestly, I don't know anyone who has done any of this in real life, nor do I want to know. Even if they have.

However... I would assume any two guy/one girl combo involves at LEAST one guy who is wanting to bang the other guy, but is too ashamed to admit it. He's hoping for the two trains, traveling on different tracks, to accidentally bump into each other at the station.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:39 PM (Pz4pT)

Politics, gun threads, burning issues of the day and this stuff. We sure cover a lot of ground here at AoSHQ.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:44 PM (2sCft)

395 Donna, wow, those are horrifying stories.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 19, 2018 09:45 PM (mQ0Mc)

396 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 09:42 PM (P8951)

Exactly Donna.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:45 PM (dUJdY)

397 "I think about those two and other women I know who had horrific rape experiences and then I think of these twits who cry rape because they didn't like the sex or because he didn't call them - and I'm infuriated by how they are trivializing the term.

Posted by: DonnaV has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 09:42 PM (P8951) "

You'd think more women would get pissed about it, right? But many seem to be fine with everyone out there jumping on the victimhood train.

If I was an older black guy that got the firehose and German Shepherd treatment, I'd be beyond furious at these fragile little nothings crying racism because some chalk on the sidewalk offended their delicate sensibilities.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:45 PM (uuwor)

398 To pay for medical school while in college, I made funny cute balloon animals on the weekends situated downtown for maximum exposure. It was like I had pussy falling out of my pockets in those days.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:45 PM (jeefx)

399 In my day, sluts had a code, and the code was silence.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2018 09:45 PM (oVJmc)

400 @387 Tricia Helfer is worth watching a few episodes. Her in a pony tail and sweats was... surprisingly hot. Especially considering the over made-up way she was usually portrayed in the series.
----------------------

She and Grace Park both definitely made the series more watchable than I otherwise would have found it.

Unfortunately, aside from that, I didn't particularly care for it. The mid-series revelation that the writers (including Ron Moore) were basically making it up their "epic story" as they went along didn't help matters.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:46 PM (mJxCG)

401 Damn, bro.

Bitch took my fingers all the way to the left tonsil.

NICE!

Posted by: aziz azari at January 19, 2018 09:47 PM (BLjCA)

402 the third season of Battlestar Galactica killed it. just a lot of #woke Iraq-War bullshit.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 09:47 PM (6FqZa)

403 Unfortunately, aside from that, I didn't particularly care for it. The mid-series revelation that the writers (including Ron Moore) were basically making it up their "epic story" as they went along didn't help matters.
Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:46 PM (mJxCG)

Yeah, I pretty much bailed after the end of the first season when I quickly realized this was going to be a show less about survival and more about who was banging who- and who was pissed off about it!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 09:47 PM (sZJfc)

404 I think about those two and other women I know who had horrific rape experiences and then I think of these twits who cry rape because they didn't like the sex or because he didn't call them - and I'm infuriated by how they are trivializing the term.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 09:42 PM (P8951)


Yep, a very close friend of mine experienced the real deal. I think on some level, every day is a knife to her throat, because it never goes away. It is present, not overwhelmingly so, but relentlessly.

And these jackholes are constant reminders, a steady push of the blade, for all those who know the real thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:47 PM (Pz4pT)

405 I saw some people arguing that it's hard for a woman to say no.

This excuse really pisses me off. This is infantilizing women, and there's no excuse for it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2018 09:48 PM (+lVUW)

406 ELP - Toccata

The first recorded drum synthesizer that I know of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKZ27HW8Q0k&list=PLUuReMU26Zj1XR2sCJNXubCplmSqyYlLA&index=4

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 09:48 PM (tRaq7)

407 396 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 09:42 PM (P8951)

Exactly Donna.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:45 PM (dUJdY)

You would think other women would make them disappear without a trace while at the same time send cupcakes and positive vibes to their family members, but yet, here we are.


Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:48 PM (jeefx)

408 You'd think more women would get pissed about it, right? But many seem to be fine with everyone out there jumping on the victimhood train.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:45 PM (uuwor)
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On the other end, though. It could create solidarity around all the women given "victim status", and plus give them a common villain: the male libido.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:48 PM (vDqXW)

409 BSG???

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:37 PM (dUJdY)


========

Well, people started feeding it again today, so it came back full force.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 09:49 PM (/qEW2)

410 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 09:44 PM (6FqZa)

Good God that's awful. I'm glad she wasn't raped.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 09:50 PM (P8951)

411 >> BSG???

Sorry, but the others have already answered it I see. Battlestar Galactica, Ron D. Moore's reboot of it (and I hate for that ridiculous ending. Just basically pissed on the effort I put into watching and loving it).

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 09:50 PM (8O3HH)

412 BSG = Banana Splits Guy?

Sigh. What now......?

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:50 PM (2sCft)

413
319 Keep in mind, this is the generation that will lead teh revolution:

https://youtu.be/QC35FAJDFpY
Posted by: Country Singer at January 19, 2018 09:28 PM (yzxic)


There's a newer opener out there that cuts on the vertical cylinder surface just below the seam. That would leave them to starve to death.

Some years back - five or so - I saw a video in which members of the Millennial generation were patting themselves on the back over how smart, savvy, tolerant and destined to succeed they were. It was full of howlers, IOW. I wish that I had gotten its name or location.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 09:50 PM (0spTc)

414 Salem Witch Trials + Social Media = Social contracts nuked from orbit just to be sure.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:51 PM (jeefx)

415 This excuse really pisses me off. This is infantilizing women, and there's no excuse for it.

Yep.. good points being made here. Women want to be seen as strong and in control but yet this kind of shit goes on? Well. which is it you dumb fucks? Are you a strong woman in control or are you a whore?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:51 PM (dUJdY)

416 Politics, gun threads, burning issues of the day and this stuff. We sure cover a lot of ground here at AoSHQ.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:44 PM (2sCft)


I've been commenting here for 10 years.

You have no idea...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 09:51 PM (tRaq7)

417 Tell that to Denise Washington!

Posted by: Mike Tyson at January 19, 2018 09:51 PM (rdl6o)

418 http://bit.ly/2DlgRpD

Gregg Jarrett: I Suspect This FISA Document Will Show Numerous Felonies By Top Officials-- With Up to 10 Years Behind Bars (VIDEO)

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (y3aQB)

419 Well maybe some women aren't speaking out about how sickening this is to them because they're also afraid of being socially shunned? Seriously, no one is immune to this monstrosity the left has created. I saw people calling out Margaret fucking Atwood for being a traitor to feminism.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (uuwor)

420 >> Tricia Helfer is worth watching a few episodes. Her in a pony tail and sweats was... surprisingly hot.

---------------------

Just FYI, she and Katee Sackoff have teamed up for something they call "Acting Outlaws". Photoshoots for calendars and stuff. They get nekkid. Together.

Grace Park has joined them for some of the shoots, but not nekkid that I can see.

Both Tricia and Helfer dig motorcycles. So Biker Babes, too.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (8O3HH)

421 Politics, gun threads, burning issues of the day and this stuff. We sure cover a lot of ground here at AoSHQ.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:44 PM (2sCft)

I've been commenting here for 10 years.

You have no idea...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 09:51 PM (tRaq7)


Good gracious, we're moving into year 14 for me. This is one of my longest lasting current relationships.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (Pz4pT)

422 And the House CR is crap that includes amnesty... I am praying it fails.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (FTXAT)

423 So are we heading towards a shitdown...oops...shutdown I mean?

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (Pz2KV)

424 I saw people calling out Margaret fucking Atwood for being a traitor to feminism.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (uuwor)
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Jacobinism always goes the same way.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:54 PM (vDqXW)

425 @415 Yep.. good points being made here. Women want to be seen as strong and in control but yet this kind of shit goes on? Well. which is it you dumb fucks? Are you a strong woman in control or are you a whore?
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That was Megan McCardle's point in the long piece she wrote about the mess. Women can't have it both ways.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:54 PM (mJxCG)

426 Pre-Trump I would have defended a horrible Islam sympathizing, anti-white, anti-western leftist like Aziz Ansari from phony rape charges b/c "muh principles".

But now, fuck it. I hope he goes to jail or gets ex-communicated or whatever. The Trump era has shown that these people are the enemy and we are in a cold-ish war.

So I hope all the bad things in life happen to Aziz, twice. And then again for even more Keks.

Posted by: MacSmackus at January 19, 2018 09:54 PM (PTA8E)

427 lol.. same her Burt.. I know I've been around at least 10 years, probably more. Seen many good people come and go. Seen shitheads come and go too.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:55 PM (dUJdY)

428 Yep.. good points being made here. Women want to be seen as strong and
in control but yet this kind of shit goes on? Well. which is it you dumb
fucks? Are you a strong woman in control or are you a whore?

------------------------


More to the point are we in control of ourselves or do we need keepers like small children and mental patients do?

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 09:55 PM (FTXAT)

429 Ace,
RE Aziz Ansari.
By the woman's own admission, they had engaged in at least one sexual act (oral) and when he wanted to do more, she said no and left. She indicates there was no assault, but rather faults him for wanting something more AFTER they engaged in a sexual act. It's just regret on her part, and she chose to get revenge by publicly humiliating him.

Posted by: SGTYork at January 19, 2018 09:55 PM (ITvKk)

430 Well maybe some women aren't speaking out about how sickening this is to them because they're also afraid of being socially shunned? Seriously, no one is immune to this monstrosity the left has created. I saw people calling out Margaret fucking Atwood for being a traitor to feminism.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (uuwor)


Yeah, I think it is not uncommon for many women to not talk about ANY of this stuff, with anyone except a very small number of people they trust.

Our current climate does NOT lend itself to opening up, except to liars and/or people with personality disorders.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:55 PM (Pz4pT)

431 Margaret Atwood is a traitor, but only to the English language. I'm supposed to believe there's a patriarchy, yet I'm forced to read 'Alias Grace' in school? Fuck that noise.

(I've heard Oryx and Crake is decent, but I'm once bitten twice shy.)

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:56 PM (uuwor)

432 This excuse really pisses me off. This is infantilizing women, and there's no excuse for it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2018 09:48 PM (+lVUW)

Also - this whole idea that women are socialized to be sweet and submissive - since when? Girls have not been told they have to be submissive since at least the '70's and even in the 50's girls were not told they had to be submissive about giving up sex. No, they were told to be pretty assertive about saying no, because the consequences were serious.You have this bizarre thing going on where on one hand, it's all you go,girl! Grrrrl Power, one woman can beat up 7 guys on TV and women are constantly going on about how strong they are - and yet, all these young 'uns are supposedly these little shrinking violets, too mealy-mouthed to say no? What horseshit girls are learning.


Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 09:56 PM (P8951)

433 @420 Both Tricia and Helfer dig motorcycles. So Biker Babes, too.
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IIRC, Sackoff appeared on a motorcycle from time to time on Longmire.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:57 PM (mJxCG)

434 So are we heading towards a shitdown...oops...shutdown I mean?
Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (Pz2KV)


No offense to Ace and others, but to me Washington is the NFL.

Not wasting a moment of my time anymore, watching and concerning myself with what those shitty people do.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:58 PM (Pz4pT)

435 >>>429 Ace,
RE Aziz Ansari.
By the woman's own admission, they had engaged in at least one sexual act (oral) and when he wanted to do more, she said no and left. She indicates there was no assault, but rather faults him for wanting something more AFTER they engaged in a sexual act. It's just regret on her part, and she chose to get revenge by publicly humiliating him.
Posted by: SGTYork at January 19, 2018 09:55 PM (ITvKk)

_____________

Doesn't matter. Do you think a leftist like Aziz would defend anyone on the right from a BS sexual assault charge? Or for anything else?

Nope.

So let him rot. Glad the left is attacking one of their own. No need for our guys to defend the creep. *cough* stop defending him lil' Ben Shapiro *cough*

Posted by: MacSmackus at January 19, 2018 09:59 PM (PTA8E)

436
It's all so sad, first Net Neutrality decimated the population, then the horrors of the tax cut, and now complete shut down. Oh, the blood on the hands of the Republicans!

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at January 19, 2018 10:00 PM (5OO3x)

437 ONT is up

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:00 PM (mJxCG)

438 Politics, gun threads, burning issues of the day and this stuff. We sure cover a lot of ground here at AoSHQ.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:44 PM (2sCft)

I've been commenting here for 10 years.

You have no idea...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 09:51 PM (tRaq7)


Good gracious, we're moving into year 14 for me. This is one of my longest lasting current relationships.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (Pz4pT)
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I got caught up in the hairy areola thread recently. Another time I proclaimed a false NOOD! and was sent to barrel, so i don't have the best track record. Have been lurking and reading comments for about 13 years, but just recently started commenting. Ace has the most amazing commentors. I am in awe of the quickness of wit and breadth and depth of knowledge.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 10:00 PM (2sCft)

439 Good gracious, we're moving into year 14 for me. This is one of my longest lasting current relationships.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (Pz4pT)


Heh heh. High five, fellow old-timer. Came over here on a link from Malkin's site right around that time.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:00 PM (h2Bdk)

440 "Doesn't matter. Do you think a leftist like Aziz would defend anyone on
the right from a BS sexual assault charge? Or for anything else?



Nope.



So let him rot. Glad the left is attacking one of their own. No need
for our guys to defend the creep. *cough* stop defending him lil' Ben
Shapiro *cough*"

I'm sorry, but that's what THEY do. I'm not surprised Shapiro is defending. Right is right.

Posted by: SGTYork at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (ITvKk)

441 No offense to Ace and others, but to me Washington is the NFL.

Not wasting a moment of my time anymore, watching and concerning myself with what those shitty people do.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:58 PM (Pz4pT)

--------

I am of the same opinion. A shutdown would not have any effect on my life whatsoever, so fcuk those spoiled brats acting as serious Legislators in Congress.

Posted by: Speed Racer at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (j/7lG)

442 >>>133 Hmm, I'm torn.

On the one hand, fuck Aziz Ansari in his stupid wholesome "aw shucks" nice guy ethnic comedy face. (And I say that as a fan of 'Master of None.') As a "#MeToo ally/male feminist" he enabled this shit and he's getting what he deserves.

On the other hand, fuck this spoiled whore for trying to ruin a man's life because he didn't fulfill her petty, stupid, small-minded princess fantasies.

You know what? Healing power of 'and.' Fuck 'em both.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 08:54 PM (uuwor)

________________

His stand up is WAY different from his TV shows. His act begins with a pro SJW 5 minute bit on White privilege.

He's a leftist.

Posted by: MacSmackus at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (PTA8E)

443 Hadrian: When you get done washing your two dogs, I've got two that seriously need a thorough washing as well as a Persian cat. I'll even pay you to wash and groom the Persian.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (T3JzS)

444 OK, one more Carl Palmer video and I'll see what else I can find for us to listen to.

Live from last May -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ykv2NxDG5I

Doing his Buddy Rich tribute on cymbals.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 10:03 PM (tRaq7)

445
Doesn't matter. Do you think a leftist like Aziz
would defend anyone on the right from a BS sexual assault charge? Or
for anything else?



Nope.



So let him rot. Glad the left is attacking one of their own. No need
for our guys to defend the creep. *cough* stop defending him lil' Ben
Shapiro *cough*

Posted by: MacSmackus at January 19, 2018 09:59 PM (PTA8E)

Right is right and wrong is wrong. You are advocating for the wrong.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 10:06 PM (FTXAT)

446 John Wetton

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 10:06 PM (vDqXW)

447 >>>440

"Doesn't matter. Do you think a leftist like Aziz would defend anyone on
the right from a BS sexual assault charge? Or for anything else?

Nope.

So let him rot. Glad the left is attacking one of their own. No need
for our guys to defend the creep. *cough* stop defending him lil' Ben Shapiro *cough*"


I'm sorry, but that's what THEY do. I'm not surprised Shapiro is defending. Right is right.
Posted by: SGTYork at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (ITvKk)

___________________

Attacking your opponent is what they do, and it works GREAT thats why until Trump we were getting our asses handed to us even when we won elections.

*muh principles* are for a civilized society. We don't live in one anymore.

Example: If you disagree with the left the call you a Nazi. Calling someone a Nazi gives people license to hurt or even kill. Wouldn't you want to hurt an actual real Nazi? Of course you would.

They don't play fair. *muh principles* are for the kabuki theater perpetual loser caucus of Bohner, Ryan, Willard, and Jeb. And Rick Wilson. Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: MacSmackus at January 19, 2018 10:08 PM (PTA8E)

448 The accidental blow job excuse? Its the one where she doesn't want to have intercourse and wants you to stop asking. It's a "shut up" maneuver, not actual interest.

I'd not like to not have sex like that.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at January 19, 2018 10:08 PM (CL76w)

449 >>>445

Right is right and wrong is wrong. You are advocating for the wrong.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 10:06 PM (FTXAT)

_____________

Yes, I am. And heres why: Because that wrong is the law of the land already. They have that ridiculous continuous affirmative consent on many colleges now. and for once I want that tard-cudgel to smack a leftist down.

Honestly, do you think the shrieking SJW mob is going to say "golly gee wilickers after this Aziz fiasco we better not go beat up people at Trump ralles any more!"

Posted by: MacSmackus at January 19, 2018 10:14 PM (PTA8E)

450 Yes, I am. And heres why: Because that wrong is the law of the land already. They have that ridiculous continuous affirmative consent on many colleges now. and for once I want that tard-cudgel to smack a leftist down.

Honestly, do you think the shrieking SJW mob is going to say "golly gee wilickers after this Aziz fiasco we better not go beat up people at Trump ralles any more!"
Posted by: MacSmackus at January 19, 2018 10:14 PM (PTA8E)


Yeah, but even by today's ridiculous standards the most you could accuse Ansari of is being a clumsy dork. There are feminists calling out the accuser because they think she's making them all look ridiculous.

And these are people who think smearing menstrual blood on butcher paper is art.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:19 PM (h2Bdk)

451 "engages in making out and oral sex might be interested in sex"
Ummm, except she *already* engaged in sex. Hence the word 'sex' in the phrase 'oral sex'. Unless you're Bill Clinton, of course.
That's a big clue, imo, how messed up this whole story is.

Posted by: GWB at January 19, 2018 10:23 PM (63l5P)

452 It's posts like this which always leads me to believe that sometimes Ace secretly wrote for the monologue for RedEye.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 10:23 PM (jeefx)

453 299 some talking head on hannity brought up the domestic spying as deprivation of civil rights under color of law. Nice to hear as I have beating that drum for a while now. Start the round up using normally narco squad hits at 4:00am. Assume armed and dangerious. I am not going to say shoot the dog and cavity search the whole family in the living room, but
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (Eu5eZ)


I'd assume the dog is innocent. The rest of the family, not so much.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 11:08 PM (sdi6R)

Male Writer for MeAgain Kelly Fired After Reporting "Toxic and Demeaning" Workplace Culture in Which Female Producers Bullied Lower-Ranking Employees

Remember, NBC ordered personnel to report -- to snitch on -- anyone behaving badly in the workplace. NBC promised there would be no negative consequences for so reporting bad behavior (and, in fact, they promised there could be negative consequences for failing to snitch).

A dude snitched on MeAgain's Valkyries.

And... he's fired.

Because, of course he is.

Now of course, it's possible this guy was on his way out anyway and maybe tried to report "toxic and demeaning" bullying to make himself unfireable... we'll see what MeAgain says about it -- if anyone in the media even dares to ask her about it.

I mean, men can't be discriminated against or bullied. Everyone knows that.

Thanks to ArthurK./@comradearthur.

Posted by: Ace at 07:33 PM




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1 MeAgain!

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:19 PM (+Tibp)

2 1st?

Posted by: Salem, MA at January 19, 2018 07:19 PM (xPipT)

3 Say, what is this?

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:19 PM (+Tibp)

4 Damn. I stopped to talk to Huckleberry Finn and read the content. But mostly read the content.

Posted by: Salem, MA at January 19, 2018 07:20 PM (xPipT)

5 Off, townie sock!

Posted by: Salem, MA at January 19, 2018 07:20 PM (xPipT)

6 I. Am. Shocked..... Not.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2018 07:20 PM (hxWs0)

7 Blood Will Flow : The Megyn Kelly Story

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 07:20 PM (Eqkr2)

8 I am enjoying the burning times.

Posted by: April at January 19, 2018 07:21 PM (e8PP1)

9 *sigh*

One more time.

*wanders off in search of a martini*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2018 07:21 PM (xPipT)

10 I experienced the same thing in the White House.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 19, 2018 07:21 PM (cW490)

11 Also, McCaskill, Bill Nelson have yet to be heard from. Also, Circus clown Stabenow is catching some good heat for not supporting house bill.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:21 PM (+Tibp)

12 I'm shocked that wymyn who work for the skeletor narcissist would be mean girls.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:22 PM (ptqGC)

13 I've worked for really great, professional women, and snippy, snide, power hungry bitches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:23 PM (ptqGC)

14 Men are known liars and Mish Grabbers

But, mostly liars.

Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (8ikIW)

15 Dominatrix MeAgain.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (r9UYA)

16 Male writer fired for standing up peeing.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (BtQd4)

17 The little weasel wouldn't succumb to my prodigious charms.

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (Tyii7)

18 I am shocked at the implication. NBC sounds like such a great place to work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (sZJfc)

19
NBC called it the Hundred Flowers Harassment Policy

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (eXA4G)

20 My Uncle Chuck is a mensch!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (bc2Lc)

21 Bernie, Kamala-toe, and Merkley are holding a Dreamers rally outside capital.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (+Tibp)

22 14 Men are known liars and Mish Grabbers

But, mostly liars.
Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (8ikIW)

Let he who has never...

NVM, there's Shep.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 07:25 PM (sZJfc)

23 Bad news! NBC News has seen through us!

Ken Dilanian@KenDilanianNBC
Russian propagandists and House Republicans have joined together to embrace#releasethememo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 07:25 PM (+y/Ru)

24 I hope he sues the ever living shit out of them.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 07:25 PM (NWiLs)

25 Mean Grrrrllllz!
Rarw! Hissssss!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:25 PM (W+vEI)

26 I can't believe this new social culture of total respect for all victimhood would be turned AGAINST victimized men and white people. Next you'll tell me freedom of speech only flows in one direction.

Posted by: Mega at January 19, 2018 07:25 PM (rv0Fo)

27 NBC retaliating against people who report hostile work environments? I mean, they ignore Lauer and Cosy, so no one is surprised. Still, it's like these retards are desperate to call attention to it.

Posted by: trev006 at January 19, 2018 07:25 PM (jRA31)

28 I'll bet Mika is a real pleasure to work with.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:25 PM (ptqGC)

29 7:33?

"WHAT TIME ZONE?"

- Tech Sgt. Kyle Reese

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (tRaq7)

30 Ted Kennedy has killed more women than all Republicans since 1850.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (BtQd4)

31 United Launch Alliance is planning to launch an Atlas V carrying an Air Force satellite at 7:48 pm EST. The webcast just went live, with a pretty announcer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV03W0mnxkI

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (sdi6R)

32
Bad news! NBC News has seen through us!

Ken Dilanian@KenDilanianNBC
Russian propagandists and House Republicans have joined together to embrace#releasethememo.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 07:25 PM (+y/Ru)







Nyet way, bro!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (eXA4G)

33 19
NBC called it the Hundred Flowers Harassment Policy
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (eXA4G)

Bravo.

Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (ANIFC)

34 Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (+Tibp)

________

I sense an opportunity for ICE.

Posted by: Blake at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (WEBkv)

35 How dare he ask for a blumpkin!

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at January 19, 2018 07:27 PM (Tyii7)

36 Ace, if you're still around, Newsbusters has a hilarious link to Chris Cilliza mocking Trump's exercise regime (golfing).

Because Chris is so fit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:27 PM (ptqGC)

37 Megyn Megyn Megyn
You Dirty Little Whore

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at January 19, 2018 07:27 PM (FTPVM)

38 Nyet way, bro!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (eXA4G)

Da! You grab moose- I will get squirrel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 07:27 PM (sZJfc)

39 JFK deflowered Mimi
Did Clinton deflower Monica?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 07:27 PM (BtQd4)

40 Hope he sues her pants off.

And that I get to watch from behind two way glass.

With a bottle of olive oil.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:28 PM (xJa6I)

41 Heh

Posted by: Ruth Ruben at January 19, 2018 07:28 PM (Fo66W)

42
33 19
NBC called it the Hundred Flowers Harassment Policy
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (eXA4G)

Bravo.
Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (ANIFC)





*bows extravagantly*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:28 PM (eXA4G)

43 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2018 07:21 PM (xPipT)

I got mine, sucka!!!

Posted by: Wyll Binn at January 19, 2018 07:28 PM (C1NyB)

44 Did she make him crawl around like a dog?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 07:28 PM (r9UYA)

45 Dominatrix MeAgain.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.

And SS uniforms, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 07:28 PM (tRaq7)

46 United Launch Alliance is planning to launch an
Atlas V carrying an Air Force satellite at 7:48 pm EST. The webcast just
went live, with a pretty announcer.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV03W0mnxkI

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (sdi6R)


My local news readers told me I may be able to see it if I step outside (brrrr) and look east.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:28 PM (ptqGC)

47 39 JFK deflowered Mimi
Did Clinton deflower Monica?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 07:27 PM (BtQd4)

Strictly speaking, the cigar did that. *shifty eyes* although, from what I hear, it was not exactly untrod ground...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 07:29 PM (sZJfc)

48 Two separate standards for males and females?

I'm shocked!

*looks around for monocle for shocked monocle drop*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 07:29 PM (4ErVI)

49 RED ALERT: ANOTHER DEMOCRAT BREAKS WITH SCHUMER AS HEITKAMP VOTING FOR BILL

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 07:29 PM (y3aQB)

50 In a weird way, this will give MeAgain! street cred with the left.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:29 PM (+Tibp)

51 There's actually a term for this in communism: "Let a Hundred Flowers Bloom."

Mao, after decades of ruthless ideological oppression, suddenly did an about-face and encourage Chinese people of every class to come up with their own ideas how things could be improved in communist China. "A hundred flowers" blooming was a metaphor for all sorts of great new ideas being allowed to flourish.

So, a lot of people took the government order seriously and came up with ways to imprive Maoist society.

All their names were duly noted down.

Then they were all tortured and executed.

Any further questions?

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 07:29 PM (42M22)

52
MeAgain grabbed him by the dick!

Then threw over next to the ficus in her office and made him stand there while she frigged herself on the ficus.

There was something in the Daily Mail a couple days ago about MeAgain not going to the Olympics, which was apparently some great shunning, since just about all of them go, down to the mailroom boys in the basement.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 07:30 PM (8O3HH)

53 >>
I'll bet Mika is a real pleasure to work with.

The show's producers showcase her frowny-scoldy disapproval and eye-rolling at the ridiculousness of her co-workers. It is the weirdest thing that they think her unprofessional behavior is a *feature*. All I see is a major on-set killjoy instead of a serious person.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:30 PM (W+vEI)

54 Dominatrix MeAgain.



Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.



And SS uniforms, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 07:28 PM (tRaq7)


MeAgain, She Wolf of NBCNews

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2018 07:30 PM (QLvwG)

55 Any further questions?
Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 07:29 PM (42M22)

Yes, what is the love that dare not speak it's name?

And I have a follow up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (xJa6I)

56 Get behind me, loser sock.

Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (C1NyB)

57 17 The little weasel wouldn't succumb to my prodigious charms.
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at January 19, 2018 07:24 PM (Tyii7)
-------
Damn right!

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (Sfs6o)

58 Hello, United Launch Alliance? Can you deliver some packages for me? My rockets are, uhh, in the shop.

Posted by: Kim Fat Il at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (cW490)

59 Ted Kennedy has killed more women than all Republicans since 1850.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (BtQd4)


========

*cough* Joe Scarborough *cough*.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (/qEW2)

60 From the previous thread:
---
Ken Dilanian@KenDilanianNBC
Russian propagandists and House Republicans have joined together to embrace#releasethememo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 07:23 PM (+y/Ru)
---
I like the reply somebody gave: "You're right. Transparency is a Russian plot."

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (vDqXW)

61 And I was just snarking about MeAgain in the thread below. But now there's actual content!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (6FqZa)

62 Sarah Huckabee Sanders calling out John Tester (MT) for not supporting bill to keep gubmint open

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (+Tibp)

63 59 Ted Kennedy has killed more women than all Republicans since 1850.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (BtQd4)

========

*cough* Joe Scarborough *cough*.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (/qEW2)

Objection!

Alleged Republican.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (xJa6I)

64
No
Bitches
Complainin'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (clL70)

65 Oooh, thanks for the heads up on the night launch, y'all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (tRaq7)

66 How many MSM journOlist have pic of B Hussein in bedroom office etc.

I used to go to DC and had to go to major govt contractor office. Receptionist had pic of B Hussein with candles at her desk.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (BtQd4)

67 Whose ratings are better - hers, or Maddow's? (I know, apples/organges, cable/"broadcast" 3-letter network)


Thought she was a sad joke now. Left out of the Olympics, unable to book almost anyone for her show.


Sort of on-topic, for some reason yesterday I watched about 45 min. of TV. Skipped around, some "shows", some "news".


I don't know how the US hasn't already become Venezuela. But I do see how/why such a huge portion of the populace is so, so, so misinformed, ignorant, and bigoted. My gawd. It is still simply stunning, the distortion and Gleichschaltung (promotion of uniform bigotries) of TV, for those who never watch any more.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (QDnY+)

68 It's almost as if power corrupts. Who knew?

Posted by: IanDeal at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (qcIL3)

69 CNN showed Miss Lindsey being Miss Lindsey.

South Carolina. Bitch, please?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (ptqGC)

70 Megyn is a virus from Fox Labs loosed upon NBC.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (FTPVM)

71 Want to know when America died? The Day Ted Kennedy walked on the drowning. What do you think would have happened if you had done the same thing?

Posted by: An Observation at January 19, 2018 07:33 PM (VGPaB)

72 How is her show doing anyway? Still on life support?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 07:33 PM (/qEW2)

73 You fucked up. You trusted us.

Posted by: Delta House at January 19, 2018 07:33 PM (OiAoj)

74 My ratings are through the outhouse roof.

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (Tyii7)

75 *cough* Joe Scarborough *cough*.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (/qEW2)



Objection!



Alleged Republican.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (xJa6I)


Further objection!

Former Republican.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

76
OT:

- Heidi Heitkamp jumping ship and voting against Schemer

- AG Lemmon 714, Super Secret Sleeper Agent plans on going after Bob Menendez

Breitbart h/t

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (mbhDw)

77 71 Want to know when America died? The Day Ted Kennedy walked on the drowning. What do you think would have happened if you had done the same thing?

Posted by: An Observation at January 19, 2018 07:33 PM (VGPaB)

And OJ walked killed black movement. Look at NFL.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (BtQd4)

78 Yes, what is the love that dare not speak it's name?

And I have a follow up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


I'm assuming that's what Oscar Wilde termed homosexuality.

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (42M22)

79 I don't know how the US hasn't already become Venezuela. But I do see how/why such a huge portion of the populace is so, so, so misinformed, ignorant, and bigoted. My gawd. It is still simply stunning, the distortion and Gleichschaltung (promotion of uniform bigotries) of TV, for those who never watch any more.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (QDnY+)

So true. I can barely stand more than a few seconds of it. And the new televisions make it look even more garish and loud. It's truly clown world stuff.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (4ErVI)

80 Megyn is a virus from Fox Labs loosed upon NBC.

This gift keeps on giving.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (6FqZa)

81 You can't expect to work in a chicken house and not get some shit on you.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (WbIyz)

82 55 Any further questions?
Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 07:29 PM (42M22)

Yes, what is the love that dare not speak it's name?

And I have a follow up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (xJa6I)

You mean the "love" that will not shut the fuck up?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (NWiLs)

83
Objection!



Alleged Republican.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:32 PM (xJa6I)

Further objection!

Former Republican.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (ptqGC)
---
Objection! Joe Scarborough!

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 07:35 PM (vDqXW)

84 Now McCaskill catching fire for not voting to keep gubmint open. Yesssssss.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:35 PM (+Tibp)

85 I guess I'll take a peak out the front door and see if the rocket is visible above the pine trees.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:35 PM (ptqGC)

86 It's a good thing that the people who did the firing didn't have any power in this situation, lest they be called sexist or misadrist.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 19, 2018 07:35 PM (v3DL/)

87 78 Yes, what is the love that dare not speak it's name?

And I have a follow up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

I'm assuming that's what Oscar Wilde termed homosexuality.
Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (42M22)

Ah, now if it involves two hot chicks, one of them being Meagin....

...I lost my train of thought, here.

And I hope you are healing up, Zom.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:36 PM (xJa6I)

88 You can't expect to work in a chicken house and not get some shit on you.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January




or the bunny ranch.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:36 PM (GFAq1)

89 NBC promised there would be no negative consequences for so reporting bad behavior (and, in fact, they promised there could be negative consequences for failing to snitch).

That was like so last week.

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 19, 2018 07:36 PM (T71PA)

90 Does this johnson make my mouth look fat?

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at January 19, 2018 07:36 PM (Tyii7)

91 23 Bad news! NBC News has seen through us!

Ken Dilanian@KenDilanianNBC
Russian propagandists and House Republicans have joined together to embrace#releasethememo.



The more they squeal, the more likely these memo's are going to be a 'nuke' on the Establishment. Interesting Times indeed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 07:36 PM (peJQi)

92 Does MeAgain own a Sawzall?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 07:37 PM (r9UYA)

93 I'm told the memo directly incriminates Lynch and Comey, among others. #ReleaseTheMemo
John Cardillo (@johncardillo) January 19 2018

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 07:37 PM (y3aQB)

94 82 55 Any further questions?
Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 07:29 PM (42M22)

Yes, what is the love that dare not speak it's name?

And I have a follow up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:31 PM (xJa6I)

You mean the "love" that will not shut the fuck up?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (NWiLs)

Especially in Seattle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:37 PM (xJa6I)

95 She's the embodiment of of educated female white trash.

Posted by: gNewt at January 19, 2018 07:37 PM (KlMn1)

96
Rand Paul's violent commie cocksucker neighbor pleads guilty to felony assault.

http://dailycaller.com/2018/01/19/rand-pauls-attacker-pleads-guilty-to-felony/

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:37 PM (eXA4G)

97 and yet there are no lawsuits involving the Hallmark channel.


They don't tolerate that shit. Or it never begins.

Posted by: JAS at January 19, 2018 07:37 PM (7JbXq)

98 And now a word from Shithole Nancy:

Nancy Pelosi@NancyPelosi
Democrats are committed to keeping government open and staving off the #TrumpShutdown.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 07:37 PM (+y/Ru)

99 She is a loathsome person.

Posted by: gNewt at January 19, 2018 07:37 PM (KlMn1)

100 Does MeAgain own a Sawzall?
Posted by: Under Fire at January




don't think she does a lot of demolition.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:37 PM (GFAq1)

101 MeAgain will be reduced to staying weekends with wealthy Arabs in the Middle East to serve as their Porta Potties.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:38 PM (jeefx)

102 46 United Launch Alliance is planning to launch an
Atlas V carrying an Air Force satellite at 7:48 pm EST. The webcast just
went live, with a pretty announcer.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV03W0mnxkI

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 07:26 PM (sdi6R)

My local news readers told me I may be able to see it if I step outside (brrrr) and look east.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:28 PM (ptqGC)


If you want to do that, the way to do it is be fully dressed with coat and shoes on, watch the liftoff online, then run outside and look for it.

I've actually seen a few launches that way from Pennsylvania, when the rocket is flying on a northeasterly trajectory.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 07:38 PM (sdi6R)

103 When I see a picture of her I want to retch.

Posted by: gNewt at January 19, 2018 07:38 PM (KlMn1)

104 You thought we were serious about that ?

Posted by: NBC at January 19, 2018 07:38 PM (JK6QI)

105 and still, rightwise king of England etc.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 07:38 PM (WbIyz)

106 90 Does this johnson make my mouth look fat?
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at January 19, 2018 07:36 PM (Tyii7)

We'll need to do some comparison shots.

Better one?

Or better two?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:38 PM (xJa6I)

107 I was told women in power do not abuse it!

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:38 PM (jeefx)

108 Rand Paul's violent commie cocksucker neighbor pleads guilty to felony assault.

http://dailycaller.com/2018/01/19/rand-pauls-attacker-pleads-guilty-to-felony/
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Now.....to civil court.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:38 PM (+Tibp)

109 Sounds like Launch Sequence Start in...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 07:38 PM (tRaq7)

110 I can't see crap above the tall pine trees. And it's freezing.

Ah well, I've watched the space shuttle life off from Cape Canaveral a few times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:39 PM (ptqGC)

111 Tester, McCaskill, Heitkamp, Manchin, Donnelly - highly vulnerable, I think. Nelson, Stabenow - less, but still vulnerable.


Swap out non-idiots for McCain and Flake and Corker. Hopefully, Cochran (nature, not an election).


Still not quite there, even running the board. But plenty for easy confirmation of actual judges and justices (come on, Health Watch of Hope).


And even in the unlikely, blessed event of a real blow-out, where the GOP reaches 60 in the Senate, that probably won't hold. A few useless GOP snakes likely ready to go "independent"/caucus with Dems.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 07:39 PM (QDnY+)

112 You can tell this guy didn't have any female relatives.

Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2018 07:39 PM (zLDYs)

113 Megan's achievement for being hired by NBC seem to be that she trashed Trump at every occasion, and stood up for the feminists that could stick their ass out like a prostitute in GQ, but still demand ultimate respect as "not a sex object" at all other times, even as they dress in low cut negligees.

Poor Miss Fields, so abused, appearing on Megyn's show to whine, appearing with breasts on full display in nightgown like attire.

Casting couch redux, but this time the woman is the ball buster ... or maybe she always was, idk.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2018 07:39 PM (otAqJ)

114 Funny, there's been a lot of recent outrage over Hoda Katub(?) not making as much as Matt Lauer. Why aren't feminist b#tching about Meghan Kelly making so much more than Hoda Katub?

I bet the Intersectionality-obsessed feminist POC catch on to this soon!

*makes note to buy popcorn*

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 07:39 PM (W+vEI)

115 100 Does MeAgain own a Sawzall?
Posted by: Under Fire at January




don't think she does a lot of demolition.

Only to her male workers does she administer the demolition.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 07:39 PM (r9UYA)

116 Democrats are committed to keeping government open and staving off the #TrumpShutdown.


Ah, the Rubber-Glue Gambit. Do right, no defense.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 07:39 PM (WbIyz)

117 Let a Hundred Peacock-Tail Logos Bloom

"Everybody! Snitch on your boss! Really, nothing will happen to you -- we promise."

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 07:40 PM (42M22)

118 Looking back, Fox News Makeup team were the real stars, not MeAgain.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:40 PM (jeefx)

119 Hoda is making about $7 mil. vs. Matt's $20 mil.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:40 PM (ptqGC)

120 110 I can't see crap above the tall pine trees. And it's freezing.

Ah well, I've watched the space shuttle life off from Cape Canaveral a few times.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:39 PM (ptqGC)


That's cool. I've never been to Cape Canaveral.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

121 If you want to do that, the way to do it is be fully dressed with coat and shoes on, watch the liftoff online, then run outside and look for it.

Only launch I ever saw was from Epcot -- a shuttle launch. Spent ten minutes trying to explain to some Venezuelan high school kids that it wasn't part of the fireworks show.

I was fully dressed, FWIW.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 19, 2018 07:40 PM (fVubI)

122 Democrats are committed to keeping government open and staving off the #TrumpShutdown.

Oh, you're no fun. Do the shutdown!

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2018 07:41 PM (cW490)

123 Have you seen the dude running for Michigan Senate? Black entrepreneur Just awesome

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:41 PM (+Tibp)

124
Now McCaskill catching fire for not voting to keep gubmint open. Yesssssss.
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:35 PM (+Tibp)







COOL! I'LL BRING THE MARSHMALLOWS!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:41 PM (eXA4G)

125 78 Yes, what is the love that dare not speak it's name?

And I have a follow up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

I'm assuming that's what Oscar Wilde termed homosexuality.
Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 07:34 PM (42M22)

Which is now the love that won't shut the hell up

Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 07:41 PM (ANIFC)

126 Good, I don't have to call my congressman....


@RepJasonSmith

Today I went to a secure location in the US Capitol & reviewed classified House Intel Cmte memo created after months of investigation into 2016 election. The info I read is of national importance. Memo must be released so the American public can see what I've seen #ReleaseTheMemo

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 07:41 PM (Enq6K)

127 Isn't putting a literal street walker on your show for scoops a breach of contract? Asking for NBC lawyers.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:42 PM (jeefx)

128 In the plea deal, Rene Boucher, a neighbor of Paul's, admitted to tackling the Republican from behind while he was mowing his lawn in Bowling Green. Boucher said that he was triggered after seeing Paul stack a pile of brush near their mutual property line.

-
Well, if that's not provocation I don't know what is!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 07:42 PM (+y/Ru)

129 how much weight does a memo have?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:42 PM (GFAq1)

130 Hey, Tami. My husband is in St. Louis tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:42 PM (ptqGC)

131 84 Now McCaskill catching fire for not voting to keep gubmint open. Yesssssss.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:35 PM (+Tibp)


Where? From whom?

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 07:42 PM (Enq6K)

132 @RepJasonSmith

Today I went to a secure location in the US Capitol & reviewed classified House Intel Cmte memo created after months of investigation into 2016 election. The info I read is of national importance. Memo must be released so the American public can see what I've seen #ReleaseTheMemo
Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 07:41 PM (Enq6K)

Why Johnny Obama, you look like someone just walked over your grave....

Posted by: Doc Holiday at January 19, 2018 07:43 PM (sZJfc)

133 The irony?

Jane Austin would be the billionaire.

Posted by: JAS at January 19, 2018 07:43 PM (7JbXq)

134 129 how much weight does a memo have?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:42 PM (GFAq1)

Laden or unladen?

Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 07:43 PM (ANIFC)

135 Okay. Imonna step out and brave the cold just in case I can see it above the trees.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:43 PM (ptqGC)

136 130 Hey, Tami. My husband is in St. Louis tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:42 PM (ptqGC)


He back or still here?

Weather finally broke.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 07:43 PM (Enq6K)

137 Have you seen the dude running for Michigan Senate? Black entrepreneur Uncle Tom scumbag.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:41 PM (+Tibp)

FIFY

Posted by: DSCC at January 19, 2018 07:43 PM (wYseH)

138 Miss Lindsay Graham spotted walking into Schmucky Chuck's office.....

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:43 PM (+Tibp)

139 Report: Trump Will Not Sign Off on Immigration Deal Unless Mark Meadows, Tom Cotton Approve -BB

Oh thank God.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 07:44 PM (r9UYA)

140 Well, if that's not provocation I don't know what is!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 07:42 PM (+y/Ru)

How did he keep from going to buy a gun at the library and plugging the bastard right then?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 07:44 PM (sZJfc)

141 So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms? Asking for myself unfortunately

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 07:44 PM (kufk0)

142
He back or still here?



Weather finally broke.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 07:43 PM (Enq6K)


He's flying home tomorrow. He's had quite the Delta airline adventure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:44 PM (ptqGC)

143 I'd be suing for three years of MeAgain's salary, plus punitive damages.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 07:44 PM (3BFzK)

144 >>So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms?


Spontaneous Erections.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 07:45 PM (Eqkr2)

145 141 So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms? Asking for myself unfortunately
Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 07:44 PM (kufk0)

Body aches, for me, Lin.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:45 PM (xJa6I)

146 Fish stinks from the head down.

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 07:45 PM (7DwnJ)

147 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE GETS PAID MILLIONS AND SHE CANT DO HER JOB! WAIT

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at January 19, 2018 07:45 PM (gC2IV)

148 144 >>So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms?


Spontaneous Erections.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 07:45 PM (Eqkr2)

I'll have what he's having.

Please.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:45 PM (xJa6I)

149 143 I'd be suing for three years of MeAgain's salary, plus punitive damages.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 07:44 PM (3BFzK)

That comes to 57 cents. You have to buy something else to get free delivery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 07:45 PM (sZJfc)

150 141 So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms? Asking for myself unfortunately

A dry cough

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 07:46 PM (7DwnJ)

151 >>So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms?

Uncontrolled discharge.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 07:46 PM (r9UYA)

152 He's flying home tomorrow. He's had quite the Delta airline adventure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:44 PM (ptqGC)

No doubt. I hate Delta.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 07:46 PM (Enq6K)

153 147 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE GETS PAID MILLIONS AND SHE CANT DO HER JOB! WAIT
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at January 19, 2018 07:45 PM (gC2IV)

You do just fine, Ben.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 07:46 PM (sZJfc)

154 Schmucky Choomer can fuck Miss Lindsay in the ass and I don't care.

Miss Lindsay will never get my vote.

Posted by: JAS at January 19, 2018 07:46 PM (7JbXq)

155 I don't understand the ultimate goal of "womyn power" and "man hate."

Is it to turn all men into powerless eunuchs? Why? Why is it so important to destroy "men" as a group?

Conversely, why is so important to "empower" womyn?

I'm female. Have a been denied opportunities because of my gender? Yes.

Is the world fair? No.

Would my life have bee perfect if I had those opportunities? Probably not.

Sorry to say this, but most women are too emotional to run things like "companies" or the "government." Work in hospital? Comfort the dying? Raise children? Most definitely. Those are important things.

But destroy men to elevate women?

Yeah, that's a losing and really stupid proposition.

Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2018 07:46 PM (aT+Bx)

156 Laden or unladen?
Posted by: josephistan at January




european or african?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:46 PM (GFAq1)

157 Sherrod Brown (Dickhole-OHio) will vote for shutdown

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:46 PM (+Tibp)

158 4 letter word for Megan: cold. C word indeed.

Posted by: Zombie Roger Ailes at January 19, 2018 07:47 PM (bc2Lc)

159 Today I went to a secure location in the US Capitol

'Secure location'. Heh.

Posted by: Pakistani IT at January 19, 2018 07:47 PM (cW490)

160 Yes, MeAgain wears the whore make-up well

Posted by: Barak Obama at January 19, 2018 07:47 PM (FTPVM)

161 What symptoms do you have, lin-duh?

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 07:47 PM (Sfs6o)

162 147 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE GETS PAID MILLIONS AND SHE CANT DO HER JOB! WAIT
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER



Hey, you did your job Ben. Your Defense on the other hand, not so much.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 07:47 PM (peJQi)

163 Why are conservative pundits worried about this memo getting out? What are they hiding? Why are they losing their shit?

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:47 PM (jeefx)

164 "So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms? "

Two hours of non-stop orgasms.

At least I think it was the flu...

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 07:47 PM (uuwor)

165 Having irreparably damaged CNN by turning it into synonym for fake news, Jeff Zucker now wants the opportunity to finish off ESPN.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2018 07:48 PM (ppaKI)

166 Excuse me, but if all of them have seen that memo, why hasn't at least one of them leaked it already?

It's not like any of them have scruples.

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 07:48 PM (7DwnJ)

167 Didn't MeAgain Kelly say on the air she's a proponent of girth-shaming?

I got her girth right here!

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2018 07:48 PM (bJ0w+)

168 ''So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms? '

A feeling of malaise, the start of achy muscles. You know that feeling that something ain't quite right .

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (jm1YL)

169 So shutting the useless federal government down is a go?

But shutting down the useless government is a nogo?

The democrat mindset is like a rubber band inside a pretzel surrounded by playdough.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (3BFzK)

170 I was also fired for being a whistleblower after being told it was a termination offense not to whistleblow.

#MeAgainToo

Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (BiLU+)

171 so, is there any truth to the rumor that stormy daniels got her name because she was such a wild ride you could only stay on if you took dramamine?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (GFAq1)

172 I may have just seen the rocket through the trees. Something moving really fast.

It was either our rocket or a UFO.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (ptqGC)

173 Recall that we're just talking about a brief memo that, presumably, summarizes the "highlights" of one aspect of the Mega-Scandal Swarm likely to engulf the Dems and some of our favorite people.


If there is criminal activity involved (and some highly offensive, outrageous abuses don't actually involve criminal activity when it comes to these matters), presumably that will be pursued. This memo is just the start.


Gorka said he was told this is just the tip of the iceberg. Unclear if he was referring to *this* mega-scandal, or some of the others.


There is over-lap in some of these scandals, both substantively and in terms of personalities, but how about this for a rough taxonomy:


* FISA abuse related to the 2016 campaign/Trump team
* Obstruction of justice/etc scandal regarding the massive, systematic violations of the Espionage and Federal Records Acts by the Clinton State Dept. team
* Whichever statutes apply to the massive, systematic de facto bribery and influence peddling scandal, pay-for-play, of the Clinton State Dept. team, involving the Clinton Foundation


Completely left aside here are several other mega-scandals, notably Fast and Furious, and the IRS political targeting abuses. Disastrously, those apparently will just be left unpunished (weaponizing one of the most powerful domestic agencies, public employees taking the 5th before Congress - these are milestones/precedents I am confident we will live to see come back and cause a lot of damage to the country).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (QDnY+)

174 "A feeling of malaise, the start of achy muscles. You know that feeling that something ain't quite right .

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (jm1YL) "

So I've had the flu for 3 1/2 years?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (uuwor)

175 168 ''So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms? '

A feeling of malaise, the start of achy muscles. You know that feeling that something ain't quite right .
Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (jm1YL)

Awesome. Time to get a gallon of orange juice on the way home. Hey, I still have some vodka too...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (sZJfc)

176 Cornyn (Fuckhead-TX) says that Schmucky had spiraled so far left in negotiations that there's no way he can find his way back.

Trump - "Excellent"

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (+Tibp)

177 Successful liftoff.

Now a cute announcer and a cute Air Force Captain.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (sdi6R)

178 Excuse me, but if all of them have seen that memo, why hasn't at least one of them leaked it already?



It's not like any of them have scruples.
--

It would make Their Friends the democrats look bad, and they wouldn't get invited to cool parties?

Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (aT+Bx)

179 163 Why are conservative pundits worried about this memo getting out? What are they hiding? Why are they losing their shit?
Posted by: Hope Solo



Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (peJQi)

180 162 147 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE GETS PAID MILLIONS AND SHE CANT DO HER JOB! WAIT
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER


Hey, you did your job Ben. Your Defense on the other hand, not so much.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 07:47 PM (peJQi)

Not to mention Tomlin's calls

Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (ANIFC)

181 Did the rocket just lift off? Huh. I guess I saw a UFO.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (ptqGC)

182 Dry, itchy, scratchy throat, and starting to have a tiny bit of drainage. Usually when I get the flu, I'm super exhausted, achy, and feverish with chills. I'm hoping this is just a cold.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (kufk0)

183 Meant to include Uranium-1 as one of the scandals within the category of bribery/pay-to-play.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (QDnY+)

184 A feeling of malaise, the start of achy muscles. You know that feeling that something ain't quite right .


Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (jm1YL)

So, pretty much like the past 8 years or so.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (7UW64)

185 Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (GFAq1)

Pay her $5,000/hr and you can find out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 07:51 PM (8+Ozj)

186 184 A feeling of malaise, the start of achy muscles. You know that feeling that something ain't quite right .


Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 07:49 PM (jm1YL)

So, pretty much like the past 8 years or so.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (7UW64)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:51 PM (xJa6I)

187 I got her girth right here!
Posted by: Fritz

My girth IS shameful.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:51 PM (+Tibp)

188 Kewl launch. Thank goodness it's not too cold outside now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 07:52 PM (tRaq7)

189 "And even in the unlikely, blessed event of a real blow-out, where the GOP reaches 60 in the Senate, that probably won't hold. A few useless GOP snakes likely ready to go "independent"/caucus with Dems. Posted by: rhomboid

if we get 60 based on Trump (and a lot of white hats on the inside) standing up to treason and the globalist mafia, the GOP snakes may not be so bold, and even some Dems might decide to put America First, over the drug dealer child abuser Deep State.

America Awakes ... catch the wave ...

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2018 07:52 PM (otAqJ)

190 So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms?

A profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness. Loss of essence.

Posted by: Jack D. Ripper at January 19, 2018 07:52 PM (WbIyz)

191 So this Stormy Daniels - what's the hourly rate?

How much for about 2 minutes?

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 07:53 PM (Sfs6o)

192 Lil Lindsay is rude to reporters as he leaves Schmucky's office to go to McConnell's.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:53 PM (+Tibp)

193 166 Excuse me, but if all of them have seen that memo, why hasn't at least one of them leaked it already?

It's not like any of them have scruples.

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 07:48 PM (7DwnJ)


No copy. They all read it at the SCIF but that's it. No one has any copies...except the intel committe.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 07:53 PM (Enq6K)

194 I went to the doctor yesterday and did the nose swab thing. It was positive for Type A flu.

The doctor had me out of her office less than 5 minutes later.

Here's your prescription, now get out of here and take your germs with you.

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 07:53 PM (7DwnJ)

195 Stormy Daniels has something to do with having to wear a raincoat?

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:54 PM (jeefx)

196 >>Dry, itchy, scratchy throat, and starting to have a tiny bit of drainage. Usually when I get the flu, I'm super exhausted, achy, and feverish with chills. I'm hoping this is just a cold.

Maybe it's a tumah.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 07:54 PM (/tuJf)

197 So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms?

A profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness. Loss of essence.
Posted by: Jack D. Ripper at January 19, 2018 07:52 PM (WbIyz)


It wounds my heart with a monotonous languor.

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 19, 2018 07:54 PM (T71PA)

198 "No copy. They all read it at the SCIF but that's it. No one has any copies...except the intel committe.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 07:53 PM (Enq6K) "

I mean, I guess no one knows because it's classified, but how long is this memo supposed to be? Can't they remember enough of it to at least paraphrase some juicier bits?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 07:54 PM (uuwor)

199 Girth, you either have it or you don't.

Eating two scoops is a way to get it.

Overfeeding fish is another.

Eating MickyDee's, you might have it.

Getting Schmuck to commit to a Schumer Shutdown, yo dere bruda!


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 07:54 PM (3BFzK)

200 How much for about 2 minutes?
Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 07:53 PM (Sfs6o)

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 07:54 PM (7DwnJ)

201 I'm due for a check up/blood work at my doc's soon. I think I'll wait until the flu passes. Apparently, every doctor's office and all the hospitals are full up with flu-ravaged patients.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (ptqGC)

202 It wounds my heart with a monotonous languor.

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF?

And I noticed that John has a long mustache.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (+Tibp)

203 Pay her $5,000/hr and you can find out.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January




not sure anyone is worth $5000 an hour. Were I into the whole whoring thing I would have to evaluate the cost benefit ratio. Would having one incredible $5000 hour whoring be better than 10 hours of really good whoring for $500 an hour?

Eventually you would get into the whole foreiggn and domestic thing. Your costs and legal risks are going to be much higher here than if you went somewhere else. You have to factor in travel and disease when you go foreign.

So, dunno.

You have to wonder offhand if there is something obvious that would be included in the $5000 an hour deal that is not standard.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (GFAq1)

204 I mean, I guess no one knows because it's classified, but how long is this memo supposed to be? Can't they remember enough of it to at least paraphrase some juicier bits?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 07:54 PM (uuwor)

4 pages...and it names, names.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (Enq6K)

205
Lil Lindsay is rude to reporters as he leaves Schmucky's office to go to McConnell's.
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:53 PM (+Tibp)








Okay, as much as we all despise Lady Lindsey, I don't think he deserves any shit from us for being rude to reporters.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (eXA4G)

206 191 So this Stormy Daniels - what's the hourly rate?

How much for about 2 minutes?
Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 07:53 PM (Sfs6o)

$500 - $2k for an hour is average, depending on wear/fame.

If she's still providing, her rate probably shot way up, true rumor or not.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (xJa6I)

207 The democrat mindset is like a rubber band inside a pretzel surrounded by playdough.

Submerged in a solution of the brown acid that Wavy Gravy warned us against.

Far out, man. Smell the colors...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (tRaq7)

208 Any OH Morons (I saw broseidon here) to explain whether/why not Brown is vulnerable for his Senate seat?


Wasn't Trump's margin in OH his largest (by far) of any large, industrial state?



Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (QDnY+)

209 My first flu symptom is anal leakage.

Posted by: Preezy 44 at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (bc2Lc)

210 "Stormy Daniels has something to do with having to wear a raincoat?

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:54 PM (jeefx) "

Well, yeah...no raincoat costs extra.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (uuwor)

211
NBC is really in a competitive industry. You really have to put out a great product to compete. Obviously, he wasn't putting out enough.

Posted by: Innocent Bystander at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (GroCc)

212 dossier

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says dossier... at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (Tyii7)

213 182 Dry, itchy, scratchy throat, and starting to have a tiny bit of drainage. Usually when I get the flu, I'm super exhausted, achy, and feverish with chills. I'm hoping this is just a cold.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (kufk0)
--------
Obviously your bodily humors are out of balance.

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 07:56 PM (Sfs6o)

214 >>Dry, itchy, scratchy throat, and starting to have a tiny bit of
drainage. Usually when I get the flu, I'm super exhausted, achy, and
feverish with chills. I'm hoping this is just a cold.



I had a horrible head cold for nearly two weeks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:56 PM (ptqGC)

215 >>You have to wonder offhand if there is something obvious that would be included in the $5000 an hour deal that is not standard.


That would probably depend on how quickly you agreed to the $5k.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 07:56 PM (Eqkr2)

216 195 Stormy Daniels has something to do with having to wear a raincoat?
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:54 PM (jeefx)

ALWAYS wear a raincoat.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 07:56 PM (xJa6I)

217 TuCa Time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 07:56 PM (ptqGC)

218 You have to wonder offhand if there is something obvious that would be included in the $5000 an hour deal that is not standard.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (GFAq1

A kilo of cocaine is SOP.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 07:57 PM (jeefx)

219 rickl

Cute announcer, and the AF Captain was not bad either.

Thanks for the launch heads up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2018 07:57 PM (hyuyC)

220 So I went for a bike ride, did Shumer's Shutdown happen?


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 07:57 PM (3BFzK)

221 You know the internets are either a wonderful or evil thing. were we internetsless I would have no knowledge of the price ranges for pornettes.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:57 PM (GFAq1)

222 ''Dry, itchy, scratchy throat, and starting to have a tiny bit of drainage. Usually when I get the flu, I'm super exhausted, achy, and feverish with chills. I'm hoping this is just a cold. ''

yup, that's what's going around.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 07:58 PM (jm1YL)

223 So this Stormy Daniels - what's the hourly rate?

How much for about 2 minutes?

---

Two-hour minimum.

Posted by: Dr. Ben Dare at January 19, 2018 07:58 PM (GroCc)

224
My first flu symptom is anal leakage.

Posted by: Preezy 44 at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (bc2Lc)

===
Pro tip, it isn't anal leakage if it is going inside you.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 19, 2018 07:58 PM (3BFzK)

225 Good first second stage burn, now for a coast phase before another burn.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 07:58 PM (sdi6R)

226 You have to wonder offhand if there is something obvious that would be included in the $5000 an hour deal that is not standard.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (GFAq1

A kilo of cocaine is SOP.
Posted by: Hope Solo at January




so do you carry it in balloons or one brick?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:58 PM (GFAq1)

227 You thought we were serious about that ?

Posted by: NBC at January 19, 2018 07:38 PM (JK6QI)

I see Chrissy is still on "Hairball", so I guess not.

Posted by: BignJames at January 19, 2018 07:59 PM (0+nbW)

228 " these are milestones/precedents I am confident we will live to see come back and cause a lot of damage to the country). Posted by: rhomboid

well going commie, or globalist, would be the end of the country. Exposing those things only helps the country.

It may be possible that ending some global conflicts (trade, war, jihadists, other) will not have to go through more damage, the damage has been ongoing in flyover country ... some resets under proper authority will be healing ... from day one. or maybe we have to fight them ... still better than surrender to oligarch iron fist rule.

live free or die.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2018 07:59 PM (otAqJ)

229
I find it amusing that the Donks actually think that the electorate that elevated a REALITY SHOW STAR who appeared on WWE and shaved Vince McMahon's head on live TV to the White House is going to give a fuck if he banged a porn star 12 years ago.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 07:59 PM (eXA4G)

230 I got "lucky". I had a flu shot. I got a head cold. Nasal crap.
Never went into the lungs.

Posted by: JAS at January 19, 2018 08:00 PM (7JbXq)

231 219 rickl

Cute announcer, and the AF Captain was not bad either.

Thanks for the launch heads up.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2018 07:57 PM (hyuyC)


And just think, they weren't even born yet when we went to the Moon. Nice to see young'uns like that carrying the spaceflight torch forward.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 08:00 PM (sdi6R)

232 yeah, Trump is one of the few instances where the pornette brags about banging him.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:00 PM (GFAq1)

233 Oh, saw '12 Strong' today. Pretty good, no sucker punches. Some of the actors don't know how to shoulder a weapon when they're 'fighting', though, if that bugs you.

Hemsworth has some serious charisma.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:00 PM (xJa6I)

234 "Any OH Morons (I saw broseidon here) to explain whether/why not Brown is vulnerable for his Senate seat?


Wasn't Trump's margin in OH his largest (by far) of any large, industrial state?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (QDnY+) "

My man-on-the-street vibe is that he's vulnerable, but I felt the same way in 2012. I don't know anyone in Cleveland that's a particularly big fan of his.

I'm a huge fan of Josh Mandel, so I'm sad that he withdrew from the race (I'm also a tad biased, since he's a family friend), but maybe it's for the best - for whatever reason, Ohio wasn't buying what he was selling in 2012.

I think Jim Renacci is the favorite to be the nominee now. He's quite popular in his district, and as far as I know no significant dirty laundry.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 08:00 PM (uuwor)

235 226 You have to wonder offhand if there is something obvious that would be included in the $5000 an hour deal that is not standard.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:55 PM (GFAq1

A kilo of cocaine is SOP.
Posted by: Hope Solo at January




so do you carry it in balloons or one brick?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 07:58 PM (GFAq1)

It's your fantasy big boy or girl.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 08:00 PM (jeefx)

236 During one of the first space shuttle launches, Jane Fonda was invited to sit in the VIP stands.

My dad, a former AF test pilot and patriot, was enraged and wrote to his congress critter to complain.

He and my mother were given VIP seats at the launch. He didn't see Hanoi Jane there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

237 >>No copy. They all read it at the SCIF but that's it. No one has any copies...except the intel committe.



"Pffft, pikers! I'd have Consuela printing a copy at my SCIF in White Haven by now."
-- Hillary

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 08:01 PM (W+vEI)

238 So I went for a bike ride, did Shumer's Shutdown happen?


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 07:57 PM (3BFzK)

Not yet...he's brought a list of demands...heh.

Posted by: BignJames at January 19, 2018 08:01 PM (0+nbW)

239 One can only hope that 90% of the PDT/Schumer meeting was Two Scoops scripting out the surrender terms Chuckie would be forced to accept, and how those terms would grow harsher with time.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 19, 2018 08:01 PM (JyFLk)

240 I got lucky too.

The shot I took didn't go into my lungs. Just went straight into my stomach...and some in my eyes...nose..a smattering in to my bangs.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 19, 2018 08:02 PM (3BFzK)

241 So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms?

A profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness. Loss of essence.
Posted by: Jack D. Ripper at January 19, 2018 07:52 PM (WbIyz)

Shit, that's my baseline.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

242 So I went for a bike ride, did Shumer's Shutdown happen?

$5 says The Don made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 08:02 PM (7DwnJ)

243 even funnier, people who have banged pornettes have generally not fared well, such as charlie sheen and tiger woods. heh, Trump must be made of rearden metal and hve tiger blood flowing through him. he probably uses cheney's cougar condom.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:02 PM (GFAq1)

244
So in other words MeAgain lost another viewer. She's got about 4 or 5 left if she forces her family to watch

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2018 08:03 PM (SiINZ)

245 WTF is this thing on Tucker right now?

Is that Skippy Handelman?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:03 PM (Eqkr2)

246 I'm a commie's commie.

Posted by: Sherrod Brownshirt at January 19, 2018 08:03 PM (Tyii7)

247 >>>191 So this Stormy Daniels - what's the hourly rate?

How much for about 2 minutes?

If you're in the neighborhood of Greenville, SC, you can ask her yourself. Seems she'll be making a night only appearance at a gentleman's establishment tomorrow night.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 19, 2018 08:03 PM (AJeMv)

248 WTF is that on Tukers show?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, carping at January 19, 2018 08:03 PM (58eZn)

249 *Tucker's*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, carping at January 19, 2018 08:03 PM (58eZn)

250 15 minutes is the smallest billable increment.

Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 08:03 PM (JK6QI)

251 THAT'S A MAN, BABY!!!


On TuCa . . .

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 08:03 PM (8OMyt)

252 WHO is this weird Jewish guy on TuCa?

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (+Tibp)

253 Chuck, here's my offer. Nothing. Also, I'm ordering pizza and I'd appreciate it if you'd pay for that.

Posted by: DJT at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (gC2IV)

254
Oh, saw '12 Strong' today. Pretty good, no sucker punches. Some of the
actors don't know how to shoulder a weapon when they're 'fighting',
though, if that bugs you.



Hemsworth has some serious charisma.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:00 PM (xJa6I)


Well, they were riding on galloping horses, right? Did they have those pointy thingies on their weapons? Didn't CiC Hussein Obama tell us our troops don't fight on horseback anymore? Not since the cavalry or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (ptqGC)

255 California Democrats Fear Losing Congressional Seat Over Census Proposal To Only Count Americans

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Only count Americans? What the hell kind of crazy is that?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (+y/Ru)

256 >>*Tucker's*


There might be some double Tucking going on right here.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (Eqkr2)

257 Miss Lindsay Graham spotted walking into Schmucky Chuck's office.....

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 07:43 PM (+Tibp)



With his knee pads on?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (SiINZ)

258 4 Damn. I stopped to talk to Huckleberry Finn and read the content. But mostly read the content.
Posted by: Salem, MA at January 19, 2018 07:20 PM (xPipT)

5 Off, townie sock!
Posted by: Salem, MA at January 19, 2018 07:20 PM (xPipT)
------
Ha, ha.

Posted by: nelson muntz at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (ewxPW)

259 252 WHO is this weird Jewish guy on TuCa?

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (+Tibp)

Jennifer Rubin?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (4ErVI)

260
You get an STD and you get an STD and you get an STD...


...


Posted by: Stormy Nethers at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (E3rQ4)

261 I saw where the Veteran guy was going to the SOTU in Maxine's place - have any other Vets been invited to take the place of the other crybabies who refused to attend?

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (7DwnJ)

262 Big shock. Brace yourself. Bernie is voting NO

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (+Tibp)

263 241 So, you morons with the flu, what were your very first symptoms?

A profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness. Loss of essence.
Posted by: Jack D. Ripper at January 19, 2018 07:52 PM (WbIyz)

Shit, that's my baseline.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

So...things are improving?

Hope so, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (xJa6I)

264 Who's the he/she on Tucker???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (ptqGC)

265 I find it amusing that the Donks actually think that the electorate that elevated a REALITY SHOW STAR who appeared on WWE and shaved Vince McMahon's head on live TV to the White House is going to give a fuck if he banged a porn star 12 years ago.

Are you kidding? He's my hero.
As I mentioned earlier today, the Prog/Ctrl-left seems to be forgetting why (and how) there are so many Christians in the world...

*looks around cautiously and whispers*
We like to do it too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (tRaq7)

266 re 252: freak of the week award winner?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 19, 2018 08:05 PM (ILitO)

267 WHO is this weird Jewish guy on TuCa?
Posted by: Blutarki-esque
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Its name is 'Rebbeca'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, carping at January 19, 2018 08:05 PM (58eZn)

268 jeez, could this Oakland pol on Tucker be more butch. Xer is one manly woman.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 08:05 PM (P8951)

269 ''Any OH Morons (I saw broseidon here) to explain whether/why not Brown is vulnerable for his Senate seat?''

He is and we all expected Josh Mandel to unseat him but he dropped out of the race due to his wife's health. He would have made a splendid senator. Now we have the guy who wrote"Hillbilly Elegy" interested. I think his last name is Vance. There's anothoter who just dropped out of the governor's race, Rep. Jim Renacci, who is planning to run.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 08:05 PM (jm1YL)

270 Thanks for the intel, broseidon.

Obviously OH would be an epic pick-up. It is rarely included in the list of big Trump states with vulnerable Dem incumbent Senators, which puzzles me, again because of Trump's outlandish margin there (a presidential blowout in OH is not like the expected ones in certain small red or moonbat blue ones).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 08:05 PM (QDnY+)

271 >>freak of the week award winner?


You can't tell, but this guy's Testicles are inflated with Saline.


Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:05 PM (Eqkr2)

272 So I went for a bike ride, did Shumer's Shutdown happen?

$5 says The Don made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

-
And Chuckie lost a horse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 08:06 PM (+y/Ru)

273 MeAgain's face has become so witch-like and punchable.......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 19, 2018 08:06 PM (br2jI)

274 Yeesh. Is it a guy or a womyn???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:06 PM (ptqGC)

275 100 Does MeAgain own a Sawzall?
Posted by: Under Fire at January
***********************************


That's not a sawzall that's her tongue.

Posted by: gNewt at January 19, 2018 08:06 PM (KlMn1)

276 >>Now we have the guy who wrote"Hillbilly Elegy" interested. I think his last name is Vance.

Nope, he pulled the plug today.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 08:06 PM (/tuJf)

277 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE GETS PAID MILLIONS AND SHE CANT DO HER JOB! WAIT
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER


Hey, you did your job Ben. Your Defense on the other hand, not so much.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 07:47 PM (peJQi)

Not to mention Tomlin's calls

Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 07:50 PM (ANIFC)



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE LILLY TOMLIN'S A LESBIAN SO SHE DOESN'T CALL ME ANYWAY.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 19, 2018 08:07 PM (/qEW2)

278 odds that the person on Tucker has a wife..?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 19, 2018 08:07 PM (ILitO)

279 254
Oh, saw '12 Strong' today. Pretty good, no sucker punches. Some of the
actors don't know how to shoulder a weapon when they're 'fighting',
though, if that bugs you.



Hemsworth has some serious charisma.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:00 PM (xJa6I)

Well, they were riding on galloping horses, right? Did they have those pointy thingies on their weapons? Didn't CiC Hussein Obama tell us our troops don't fight on horseback anymore? Not since the cavalry or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (ptqGC)

There was shooting from horseback. Badly. But it was the dismounted shooting that irked me, slightly. Not as well done as 13 Hours.

No bayonet charges.

And what Barry doesn't know about history and AFPAK...didn't prevent him from getting elected twice. Sadly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:07 PM (xJa6I)

280 >> Is it a guy or a womyn???


Embrace the power of Eeeeeeew!

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:07 PM (Eqkr2)

281 Tucker pulls no punches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:07 PM (ptqGC)

282 So...Rebecca on Tucker right now - is that a woman who is transitioning to man, or man who wants to be a woman...? I think biological woman.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 08:07 PM (W+vEI)

283 What? Lily Tomlin's a lesbian?!

My fantasy is shattered.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 08:07 PM (WbIyz)

284 239 One can only hope that 90% of the PDT/Schumer meeting was Two Scoops scripting out the surrender terms Chuckie would be forced to accept, and how those terms would grow harsher with time.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 19, 2018 08:01 PM (JyFLk)

How about this: You get nothing. You bring your daughters over for Barron to look at and then you get the hell out of my face?

Posted by: Donny Two-scoops at January 19, 2018 08:08 PM (sZJfc)

285 Now into the second Centaur burn.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 08:08 PM (sdi6R)

286 FNC has a shutdown clock.

Just over 3:45 to go

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 08:08 PM (8OMyt)

287 That thing on Tucker was channeling Michael Jackson and I know that tens of children could describe his winky.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 08:08 PM (3BFzK)

288 239 One can only hope that 90% of the PDT/Schumer meeting was Two Scoops scripting out the surrender terms Chuckie would be forced to accept, and how those terms would grow harsher with time.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January





He was showing schumer stormy daniels stuff on the internets.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:08 PM (GFAq1)

289 283 What? Lily Tomlin's a lesbian?!

My fantasy is shattered.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 08:07 PM (WbIyz)

Now remember that she and John Travolta had a love scene together....

Things are really coming clear now, aren't they?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (xJa6I)

290 Virololant racist Clyburn predicts shutdown.

Also, that "guy's" name was Rebecca. Oy vey.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (+Tibp)

291 re 252: freak of the week award winner?
Posted by: mallfly
-----------

Just when you think it can't get weirder, CA rolls out another one. Florida seems only mildly amusing, by contrast.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (58eZn)

292 PDT says he won't close the memorials/monuments. They just won't be staffed.

Remember how Barry immediately had barriers erected to keep the masses away from OUR parks and memorials?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

293 We like to do it too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (tRaq7)


LIKE to? We HAVE to.

Catholics are obliged to oblige their spouse unless for some grave and serious reason.

So, headache doesn't count. At least, not that headache.

Just Do It.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (7UW64)

294 ''Now we have the guy who wrote"Hillbilly Elegy" interested. I think his last name is Vance. ''

Then it looks like Renacci. Still sorry about Mandel.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (jm1YL)

295 Release the memo, my dear fellow Americans comrade-buddies!

Posted by: russia bot, comrade at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (ewxPW)

296 231 219 rickl

When you do the math. Sure. I was told there would be no math on the blog!

Thanks for making me yell "get of my lawn, ya punk!"

Seriously, space is the new frontier, and we as a nation are moving again. SpaceX for the win!

And now I'm envisioning a new AOSHQ challenge: Join rickl on the trip to Cape Canaveral to see a SpaceX launch and recovery.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (hyuyC)

297 >>Lil Lindsay is rude to reporters as he leaves Schmucky's office to go to McConnell's.

Posted by: Blutarki-esqu

Can't talk now - mouth is full!

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (2cuLk)

298 Yeah, apparently they were trying to rope J.D. Vance into running (the Hillbilly Elegy author) but I think he said thanks but no thanks. He seemed like an odd choice, anyway.

There's also a businessman who is self funding a campaign - he was a huge longshot to beat Mandel in the primary and I have to think Renacci also has enough of a name brand to stomp him pretty easily.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (uuwor)

299 292
PDT says he won't close the memorials/monuments. They just won't be staffed.
Remember how Barry immediately had barriers erected to keep the masses away from OUR parks and memorials?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

And those barriers did not get there all by themselves, did they? So, somebody got paid.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (7UW64)

300 'Is it a guy or a womyn???'

It might be any of many flavors. Does it matter?

Posted by: freaked at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (UdKB7)

301 292 PDT says he won't close the memorials/monuments. They just won't be staffed.

Remember how Barry immediately had barriers erected to keep the masses away from OUR parks and memorials?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (ptqGC)


Yes, and it actually took effort to do that. It was pure spite.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

302 Sexism, straight up, plus: retaliation. Title IX violations. Sue. Make them play by their own book of rules.

Posted by: Henry V at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (JkygK)

303 Now remember that she and John Travolta had a love scene together....

Things are really coming clear now, aren't they?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (xJa6I)



So...John Travola caught Teh Ghey from Lily Tomlin or was it vice versa?

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (E3rQ4)

304
There was something in the Daily Mail a couple days ago about MeAgain not going to the Olympics, which was apparently some great shunning, since just about all of them go, down to the mailroom boys in the basement.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 07:30 PM (8O3HH)

I read in a rumor-mill (CDAN) that she has a clause in her contract allowing her to nix travel she doesn't want. She used it because they don't like her and wouldn't be partying it up with the rest anyways, but also if something untoward were to happen here or there she will be the one to benefit.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (z79tQ)

305 I'm glad Tucker didn't let the he/she quote the Bible to him.

hey "Rebecca". How about Genesis? God created Man and Woman not 1857 genders. what about that quote?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (P8951)

306 I think McConnell and Company LLC. will squash this as much as possible. It will be up to Trump to embarrass him.

There will be many books written about Trump's skillz in the future. No one can imagine how he is going to play this out much less his long game.

Posted by: gNewt at January 19, 2018 08:11 PM (KlMn1)

307 Can't talk now - mouth is full!


Posted by: Miss Lindsey at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (2cuLk)

=====
LIAR!!
You swallow

Posted by: Barak Obama at January 19, 2018 08:11 PM (3BFzK)

308
Virololant racist Clyburn predicts shutdown.
---

So... there's a shutdown, Trump handles it by firing the people he can, all runs well without gubbermint lackeys... and that means Democrats win?

Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2018 08:11 PM (aT+Bx)

309 WHO is this weird Jewish guy on TuCa?
Posted by: Blutarki-esque


Got a link?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 19, 2018 08:11 PM (+RVKP)

310 "Then it looks like Renacci. Still sorry about Mandel.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (jm1YL) "

It's a shame, but he's still young enough to run again in the future.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 08:11 PM (uuwor)

311 >>>Miss Lindsay Graham spotted walking into Schmucky Chuck's office..<<<

The word on Capitol Hill is that Lindsey Graham has sequestered more cock since his last election than Stormy Daniels has over her entire porn career.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2018 08:12 PM (bJ0w+)

312 Yes, and it actually took effort to do that. It was pure spite.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (sdi6R)


Barry is a spiteful little bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:12 PM (ptqGC)

313
300 'Is it a guy or a womyn???'

It might be any of many flavors. Does it matter?

Posted by: freaked at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (UdKB7)

The correct answer is that she is mentally ill.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2018 08:12 PM (7UW64)

314 Don't ever name your city Racoon City. Bad things will happen.

Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2018 08:12 PM (zLDYs)

315 FNC has a shutdown clock.

Just over 3:45 to go
Posted by: logprof
----------

Just time to get the the grocery to buy milk and bread, fill the bathtubs with water, charge all of the magazines, set the claymores and mines, string some wire.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:13 PM (58eZn)

316 So, the thing on Tucker is a guy who identifies as Rebecca?

I'm confused. Is Rebecca a rabbi?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:13 PM (ptqGC)

317 Damn. I stopped to talk to Huckleberry Finn and read the content. But mostly read the content.
Posted by: Salem, MA at January 19, 2018 07:20 PM (xPipT)

5 Off, townie sock!
Posted by: Salem, MA at January 19, 2018 07:20 PM (xPipT)
------
Ha, ha.
Posted by: nelson muntz at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM


Yeah, yeah...laugh it up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2018 08:13 PM (xPipT)

318 Never mind. I found it after all. Thanks anyway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 19, 2018 08:13 PM (+RVKP)

319 So...Rebecca on Tucker right now - is that a woman who is transitioning to man, or man who wants to be a woman..

YES

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 08:13 PM (y3aQB)

320 303 Now remember that she and John Travolta had a love scene together....

Things are really coming clear now, aren't they?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (xJa6I)


So...John Travola caught Teh Ghey from Lily Tomlin or was it vice versa?
Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (E3rQ4)

I think it was a moment of mutual understanding. If you've seen 'Moment by Moment', you'd understand.

(Also, do not watch 'Moment by Moment'. It is terrible)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:13 PM (xJa6I)

321
Just time to get the the grocery to buy milk and
bread, fill the bathtubs with water, charge all of the magazines, set
the claymores and mines, string some wire.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:13 PM (58eZn)


Thanks for the reminder!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:14 PM (ptqGC)

322 If I were not such a violent and hateful anti-JEW, I'd let that fellow on Tucker plow me like a south 40.

Posted by: Barak Obama at January 19, 2018 08:14 PM (3BFzK)

323 316 So, the thing on Tucker is a guy who identifies as Rebecca?

I'm confused. Is Rebecca a rabbi?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:13 PM (ptqGC)

Jessica is a Rabbit. By marriage.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:14 PM (xJa6I)

324 It would be nice if Eric Holder and Jeh Johnson go down with the others. I'm a dreamer.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 08:14 PM (r9UYA)

325 So...Rebecca on Tucker right now - is that a woman who is transitioning to man, or man who wants to be a woman..

YES
Posted by: MISH McConnell

She (or he) evidently speaks for Oakland.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:14 PM (+Tibp)

326 LIAR!!
You swallow
Posted by: Barak Obama

He likes to squish it through his teeth like Jell-O

Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2018 08:14 PM (8ikIW)

327 301 292 PDT says he won't close the memorials/monuments. They just won't be staffed.

Remember how Barry immediately had barriers erected to keep the masses away from OUR parks and memorials?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

Yes, and it actually took effort to do that. It was pure spite.
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

Park service police detained people at a motel so they wouldn't be able to drive by Mt. Rushmore.

Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 08:14 PM (ANIFC)

328 Oh how cute....the progs on twitter have started a #TrumpShutdown hashtag.


They're just full of original ideas, aren't they?

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (Enq6K)

329 who do we talk to to have Trump send some cutters to sail around the sov spy ship in circles and live stream the vid during the entirety of their time off our shores?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (GFAq1)

330 FNC has a shutdown clock.

Just over 3:45 to go

-
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
And I feel fine

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (+y/Ru)

331 I remember WWII vets showing up at the WWII memorial and being turned away during the last shutdown. Because WWII vets have all the time in the world to visit DC again.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (P8951)

332 A John Travolta/Lily Tomlin love scene...

That's the 1970s for you.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (4ErVI)

333 Remember how Barry immediately had barriers erected to keep the masses away from OUR parks and memorials?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

---

The one with the elderly veterans and the barricades was the one that I remember being reported the most, but Barry putting up traffic cones to prevent people from pulling off of the road at parking areas where mountains were visible (Rushmore?) summed him up as a person better than anything else.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (ks6bw)

334 Boy, if my pals at the carnival could see me now!

Posted by: Rebecca at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (Tyii7)

335 Here's a link for Tucker;s guest:



http://www2.oaklandnet.com/government/o/CityCouncil/o

/AtLarge/index.htm

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (W+vEI)

336 What a shitshow Greenville will be tomorrow night.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (jeefx)

337 "Barry is a spiteful little bitch. Posted by: Jane D'oh

I blame Eve, she played around with the snake, Adam had a very nice garden he kept up. But NO, never good enough. So then Adam just had to follow her and ... long story short -- that's how we got Trump.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (otAqJ)

338 He likes to squish it through his teeth like Jell-O
Posted by: Bruce at January




yeesh, hope that is not part of the $5000 per hour package.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (GFAq1)

339 331 I remember WWII vets showing up at the WWII memorial and being turned away during the last shutdown. Because WWII vets have all the time in the world to visit DC again.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (P8951)

Someone should have given them Garands and told them to do what feels natural when faced with a socialist repressive government.

*I denounce myself*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (sZJfc)

340 >>Park service...

Outsource that shit.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (r9UYA)

341 And now I'm envisioning a new AOSHQ challenge: Join rickl on the trip to Cape Canaveral to see a SpaceX launch and recovery.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (hyuyC)

I would so be up for that!

Posted by: Old Blue at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (gEvQ8)

342 Just wondering

Posted by: MaDr at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (4RMTm)

343 Thanks for the reminder!

Posted by: Jane D'oh
-------------

I think you may want to blow a bridge or two as you return home. Your son can advise.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (58eZn)

344 >> so, is there any truth to the rumor that stormy daniels got her name because she was such a wild ride you could only stay on if you took dramamine?

----------------

Heh. The real reason, however, is much less interesting. The internet says she chose that name when she started stripping based on Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx, who named his daughter "Storm".

The "Daniels" came from a Jack Daniels ad, she said, "A Southern Favorite."

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (8O3HH)

345 Pence has left for ME trip so no where near a tie.

Shutdown, baby!


Trump - "Excellent"

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (+Tibp)

346
Bloomberg TV was on at work today. Their "news" headline was White House tries to blame Schumer for shut down but many Americans blame Republicans. And by many American they meant Democrats

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (SiINZ)

347 Here's a link for Tucker;s guest:



http://www2.oaklandnet.com/government/o/CityCouncil/o

/AtLarge/index.htm
Posted by: Lizzy at January




why? at the very least you are giving it traffic which will make it continue doing what it is doing. no different than going to hot air or similar.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (GFAq1)

348 'Then it looks like Renacci. Still sorry about Mandel.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 08:09 PM (jm1YL) "

It's a shame, but he's still young enough to run again in the future. '

I sent him some money during the last campaign. After his loss he emailed everyone who supported him with a sincere thank you. He even invited his supporters to a reception at the Ohio Union on the OSU campus. I wasn't able to attend but I thought it was a fine thing for him to do. He's really a nice guy with a sterling reputation.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (jm1YL)

349 >>Can't talk now - mouth is full!




Posted by: Miss Lindsey at January 19, 2018 08:10 PM (2cuLk)

=====
LIAR!!
You swallow


Posted by: Barak Obama

---------------
Only for you my Queen.

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at January 19, 2018 08:18 PM (2cuLk)

350 @ChadPergram
2 minutes ago

GOP SC Sen Graham now hints his no vote on CR over defense spending could be in play if CR is restructured slightly.




Whatta attention whore.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:18 PM (Enq6K)

351 How about an AOSHQ adventure to see Stormy Daniels at the club in Greenville.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 08:18 PM (4ErVI)

352 Pro Tip. Hit up the nearest Waffle House or diner an hour after closing time of your favorite Strip Club.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 08:18 PM (jeefx)

353 331 I remember WWII vets showing up at the WWII memorial and being turned away during the last shutdown. Because WWII vets have all the time in the world to visit DC again.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 08:15 PM (P8951)

I remember a WWII vet couldn't go to the Air Force Museum the last shutdown (which is a private museum, but is on an Air Force base, which was closed to the public), he just wanted to see the plane he flew in battle one last time before he passed away.

Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 08:18 PM (ANIFC)

354 holy cats, for once the ACLU is siding with conservatives and demanding that the memo be released.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 08:18 PM (P8951)

355 Happens every time, woman whiffs a little apple under man's nose, poof, his brains are gone.

Posted by: gNewt at January 19, 2018 08:18 PM (KlMn1)

356 I'm a dreamer.


but you're not the only one.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (WbIyz)

357 Tami, if you're still here, part of my husband's fun experience trying to leave here and make his connection in ATL (fourth try) involved being on the tarmac, and the Delta captain announcing they couldn't tell if they had enough fuel to make it to ATL, so they were returning to the terminal to fuel up.

Everyone had to disembark. My husband called me and I begged him to cancel his plans. SIGNS.

I didn't rest until he called me from on the ground.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

358 Don't ever name your city Racoon City. Bad things will happen.

Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2018 08:12 PM (zLDYs)


========

Killing zombies! At least you're doing something productive. Wish I still had my copy, although it probably wouldn't run on Windows 10.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (/qEW2)

359 Oh, my "Review of The Week": I didn't know until I checked that the WSJ movie reviewer Joe Morgenstern is 85 years old. I assume he was some snot-nosed kid just out of Lehigh. While we're there, who knew he was married to Laurie Piper/Piper Laurie, who tried to tell-all on Ronnie Reagan? You'll remember the joke: she couldn't Get There, and Reagan suggested she see a doctor for it. That is how old we're talkin, here. That's some credential.

Joe went to see 12 Strong, got the Senior Cit ticket, meh'd it. Admitted in passing that it did accurately depict that the soldiers had to cadge equipment, including long underwear and GPS. And I just went to hell off. Said he squatted to pee. Which, now that I know him, he may do.

Dude. Borrowing GPS is one thing,
THEY HAD TO BORROW SADDLES. From the Afghans.
And Joe Morgenstern, who was only 70 when it happened, did not know this. Hadn't heard.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (H5rtT)

360 Heh. The real reason, however, is much less interesting. The internet says she chose that name when she started stripping based on Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx, who named his daughter "Storm".

The "Daniels" came from a Jack Daniels ad, she said, "A Southern Favorite."
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January




the things you learn here. we should have cocktail parties, the conversation would be wonderful.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (GFAq1)

361 >> She used it because they don't like her and wouldn't be partying it up with the rest anyways, but also if something untoward were to happen here or there she will be the one to benefit.

---------------------

Ah, now that makes sense. Thanks.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (8O3HH)

362 Shutdown, baby!





Trump - "Excellent"
---

Honestly, couldn't Trump use this as an excuse to get rid of all non-essential government positions... permanently?


Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (aT+Bx)

363 Park service...

Outsource that shit.
Posted by: Under Fire
---------

Some of it is...the NPS showed up and blocked those people from their work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (58eZn)

364 Everybody inside, and lock them down! Quarantine, bitches. And you blue hairs will stay away from the windows if you know what's good for you.

Posted by: President Cock Curious at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (bJ0w+)

365 352 Pro Tip. Hit up the nearest Waffle House or diner an hour after closing time of your favorite Strip Club.
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 08:18 PM (jeefx)

This is good advice.

It's how I lost my virginity. Though it was Perkins, not a Waffle House.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (xJa6I)

366 "Remember how Barry immediately had barriers erected to keep the masses away from OUR parks and memorials?"

but iirc, he then opened the parks at further expense, to allow the illegal alien demonstration in the same place where he tried to block out the veterans from their own memorial ... that was all we really need to know he was an anti-America traitor, for those that didn't know his Chicago commie history.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2018 08:20 PM (otAqJ)

367 >> we should have cocktail parties,

Ficus parties.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 08:20 PM (8O3HH)

368 The real crisis is that we are still operating under continuing resolutions.

CRs are extensions of an obsolete budget.

Pass a real government budget. No more CRs.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 19, 2018 08:20 PM (arhmY)

369 I MIGHT be a bit over-caffeinated.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:20 PM (xJa6I)

370 should he dreamers adopt a song I would suggest rainbow connection

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:21 PM (GFAq1)

371 351 How about an AOSHQ adventure to see Stormy Daniels at the club in Greenville.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 08:18 PM (4ErVI)

What the hell. One last good time before I get axed.

Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 08:21 PM (ANIFC)

372 I think you may want to blow a bridge or two as you return home. Your son can advise.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (58eZn)


Good idea, but my husband needs to get home. Will need my son to come and stay for his shooting skilz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

373 Whiskey river, take my mind!

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:21 PM (+Tibp)

374 Two scoops!!!!!

Posted by: E.T. at January 19, 2018 08:21 PM (P1GJy)

375 Pro Tip. Girls are suckers for sober men and free rides home between the hours of 2am-4am.

All the other times, you will come off as creepy.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 08:21 PM (jeefx)

376 357 Tami, if you're still here, part of my husband's fun experience trying to leave here and make his connection in ATL (fourth try) involved being on the tarmac, and the Delta captain announcing they couldn't tell if they had enough fuel to make it to ATL, so they were returning to the terminal to fuel up.

Everyone had to disembark. My husband called me and I begged him to cancel his plans. SIGNS.

I didn't rest until he called me from on the ground.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

They 'couldn't tell'?! Couldn't tell!? WTF?!

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:21 PM (Enq6K)

377 One ringy-dinghy; two riny-dinghies. Have I reached the pussy to who I am speaking?

Posted by: ernestine at January 19, 2018 08:22 PM (ewxPW)

378 They 'couldn't tell'?! Couldn't tell!? WTF?!

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:21 PM (Enq6K)


Fuel gauge wasn't working. Or something. Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:22 PM (ptqGC)

379 Only the Democrats will guarantee us both essential government AND non-essential government!

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2018 08:22 PM (cW490)

380 Will my dollars still work at the strip club if the government shuts down?

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at January 19, 2018 08:22 PM (arhmY)

381 It's how I lost my virginity. Though it was Perkins, not a Waffle House.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (xJa6I)

A&E Host Jack Perkins?

Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 08:23 PM (ANIFC)

382 No back pay for any fed that's furloughed except the military.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 08:23 PM (r9UYA)

383 380 Will my dollars still work at the strip club if the government shuts down?
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at January 19, 2018 08:22 PM (arhmY)

In Oregon (and elsewhere I suspect), you can pay dancers in weed.

Note: Stoned dancers smell bad but do very naughty things.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:23 PM (xJa6I)

384 "Fuel gauge wasn't working. Or something. Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:22 PM (ptqGC) "

To be fair, you can drive an awful long time with that "E" light on. I'm sure it's the same thing for planes.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 08:23 PM (uuwor)

385 the things you learn here. we should have cocktail parties, the conversation would be wonderful.

I think of the HQ as a cocktail party. And an orgy on the ONT.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 08:23 PM (WbIyz)

386 Fuel gauge wasn't working. Or something. Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:22 PM (ptqGC)

Then how would they know how much to fill it? They stop when it starts spilling out on the tarmac?

JHC!

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (Enq6K)

387 Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

So...things are improving?

Hope so, man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:04 PM (xJa6I)

Mixed bag. The work thing might possibly have potential but I don't want to jinx it. Personal life is still nonexistent and depressing.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (NWiLs)

388 Trump told schumer that if there is a shut down he will not recall anyone to work that was deemed non-essential because why?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (GFAq1)

389 Posted by: Zombie Roger Ailes at January 19, 2018 07:47 PM (bc2Lc)

Any idea how Roger's kid's lawsuit against Rupert the cuck and his retarded brats is going?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (y7DUB)

390 381 It's how I lost my virginity. Though it was Perkins, not a Waffle House.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (xJa6I)

A&E Host Jack Perkins?
Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 08:23 PM (ANIFC)

LOL

NO! The restaurant we met at was a Perkins.

But good one

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (xJa6I)

391
Stormy's Greenville appearance is being promoted heavily on the radio here -- under the guise of a"news" story.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (8O3HH)

392 >>Girls are suckers for sober men and free rides home between the hours of 2am-4am.


If you can't talk them into leaving their shift early to give you a ride home, you have no game.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (Eqkr2)

393
Freddie and the Dreamers

https://youtu.be/wgJ-P_uOkC0

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (IqV8l)

394 ***** Remember how Barry immediately had barriers erected to keep the masses away from OUR parks and memorials?

"I'm gonna hold a rally in the middle of a f#$%ing National Park, and I'm gone ask the crowd to clean the place up when they leave, and it'll be spotless. Then I'm gonna go home and bow Chicka bow wow with my wife.

And you're gonna get call after call from your bat shit loons telling you not to budge. And you're gonna call me and ask for help and say you need something to show your base.

And I will tell you to f%&k right off, asshole. Now, get out of my office and go chat with your reporter friends. They're waiting for you."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (JyFLk)

395 Then how would they know how much to fill it? They stop when it starts spilling out on the tarmac?



JHC!

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (Enq6K)


My husband has flown a zillion miles in his career. First time he's ever sounded a bit nervous.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

396 Pro Tip. Girls are suckers for sober men and free rides home between the hours of 2am-4am.

All the other times, you will come off as creepy.

-
Eh, if I can be cool two hours a day . . . I mean it's two hours better than I'm doing now.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (+y/Ru)

397 384 "Fuel gauge wasn't working. Or something. Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:22 PM (ptqGC) "

To be fair, you can drive an awful long time with that "E" light on. I'm sure it's the same thing for planes.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 08:23 PM (uuwor)

Was the plane a 757? Because CNN assures us that they have a difficult time staying aloft without fuel.

Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (ANIFC)

398 I think of the HQ as a cocktail party. And an orgy on the ONT.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January




hq is a wandering cocktail party by day until the ont key party.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (GFAq1)

399 I'm confused. Do we want the government to shut down or stay open.

I'm seeing people in the administration using leftist language to try and avoid it. Like think of the chilluns stuff.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (4ErVI)

400 Doubt we'll get a shutdown, which is a shame, because a well and aggressively managed one would be a festival of gainzzzz.


The most recent shutdowns were *not* politically beneficial to the Dems, despite the fanatically promoted mythology about this.


I'd say overall political conditions make this situation even less favorable to the Dems. If Trump, Mulvaney, et al were aggressive about this, it could be a yuuge positive step on the way to November.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (QDnY+)

401 At the office when him and Melania were trying for Barron, we called him Donnie 2 cups because of the size of his load.

Posted by: Trump's Nurse at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (jeefx)

402 Hello from Andrews AFB. Quite here tonight. Don't think PDT has left yet. Still waiting to hear if I work much this weekend. Any word on the Shutdown?

Hum? Something is taking off

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (FPzw8)

403 CRs are extensions of an obsolete budget.

By extensions I imagine you mean ever-expanding expansions. I'd be ok with just starting over with the last budget.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (cW490)

404 >> It's how I lost my virginity. Though it was Perkins, not a Waffle House.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (xJa6I)


Let's all watch as Jim deflowers this young male in the parking lot.

Posted by: Marlon Perkins at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (Eqkr2)

405 Steve @ 358- Zombies need killing.
I don't need another glock, but suppose the G19X is a suitable tool?

Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2018 08:26 PM (zLDYs)

406 They 'couldn't tell'?! Couldn't tell!? WTF?!
Posted by: Tami
--------------

Could be worse, I was aboard a plane when they didn't know where we were.They discovered this when the plane struck a structure. Interesting time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:26 PM (58eZn)

407 Pro Tip. Girls are suckers for sober men and free rides home between the hours of 2am-4am.

All the other times, you will come off as creepy.




right but they are always suckers or did I misinterpret something?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:26 PM (GFAq1)

408 hq is a wandering cocktail party by day until the ont key foam party.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 08:26 PM (r9UYA)

409 404 >> It's how I lost my virginity. Though it was Perkins, not a Waffle House.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (xJa6I)


Let's all watch as Jim deflowers this young male in the parking lot.
Posted by: Marlon Perkins at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (Eqkr2)

Doctor...the nightmare is back...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:26 PM (xJa6I)

410 >> Donnie 2 cups because of the size of his load.
Posted by: Trump's Nurse

How about Donny Two Loads. He goes twice in one session.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 08:27 PM (8O3HH)

411 Let's all watch as Jim deflowers this young male in the parking lot.
Posted by: Marlon Perkins
-------------

Repugnant, and yet, lmao.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:27 PM (58eZn)

412 Sober? Izzat Latin or something? It's all clicks and whistles to me.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 08:27 PM (uuwor)

413 405 Steve @ 358- Zombies need killing.
I don't need another glock, but suppose the G19X is a suitable tool?
Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2018 08:26 PM (zLDYs)

Sure. If you don't own a G19 yet, it's fine. If you do own one, you don't need the 19x

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:27 PM (xJa6I)

414 314 Don't ever name your city Racoon City. Bad things will happen.
Posted by: Eromero



Lies!

Posted by: Umbrella Corp. at January 19, 2018 08:27 PM (peJQi)

415 Then how would they know how much to fill it? They stop when it starts spilling out on the tarmac?

JHC!
Posted by: Tami

Sticks, dip sticks - it's old school

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2018 08:27 PM (yM/Yl)

416 >>I don't need another glock, but suppose the G19X is a suitable tool?

I was salivating over it today. Pre-order for $579 at the local candy shop.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 08:28 PM (r9UYA)

417 Freddie and the Dreamers

https://youtu.be/wgJ-P_uOkC0
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.!

I'm telling you now!

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:28 PM (+Tibp)

418 I want to just repass that hard-scrabble budget of 2004 when we were fighting two overseas wars.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 08:28 PM (WbIyz)

419 390 381 It's how I lost my virginity. Though it was Perkins, not a Waffle House.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (xJa6I)

A&E Host Jack Perkins?
Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 08:23 PM (ANIFC)

LOL

NO! The restaurant we met at was a Perkins.

But good one
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (xJa6I)



While I set up the sex swing, Jim will attempt to raw dog Mark Andrew Edwards on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Sex Kingdom!

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at January 19, 2018 08:28 PM (E3rQ4)

420 Spacecraft separation confirmed. Looks like a completely successful launch. The webcast has ended.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 08:29 PM (sdi6R)

421 Favorite "oops" airline fuel story was the AirCanada 767 back in the 80s that suddenly ran out of gas, at cruising altitude. Made a nice safe landing at an old air force base. As I recall, metric/imperial measurement problem was the cause. Though it's very hard to believe that sort of basic thing isn't carefully handled for such critical issues.


Then again, there was the Jet Propulsion Lab's "oops" of using metric vs. imperial (or the other way around) for one of its Mars probes, leading to a nice "splat" event.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 08:29 PM (QDnY+)

422 I do not need to read the memo to opine about its irrelevance. Ignorance is a keystone of Democratic governing principles.

Posted by: Democratic Scumbag Congressman at January 19, 2018 08:29 PM (rdl6o)

423 Could be worse, I was aboard a plane when they didn't know where we were.They discovered this when the plane struck a structure. Interesting time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:26 PM (58eZn)

Oh sweet baby Jesus! And people wonder why I hate to travel.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:29 PM (Enq6K)

424 Hello from Andrews AFB. Quite here tonight. Don't think PDT has left yet. Still waiting to hear if I work much this weekend. Any word on the Shutdown?

Hum? Something is taking off
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Omg! Omg! Omg! 3:25:20

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:29 PM (58eZn)

425 Let's all watch as Jim deflowers this young male in the parking lot.
Posted by: Marlon Perkins at January 19, 2018 08:25 PM (Eqkr2)




oh this one is a fighter! watch how he claws at jim and tries to bite him even while trapped in the net. fortunately jim has a tranquilizer gun. wow, that was a fast acting dart, though w don't normally use two darts.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:29 PM (GFAq1)

426 Beaten to the punch.

But, that Marlon is a wannabe.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at January 19, 2018 08:29 PM (E3rQ4)

427 392 >>Girls are suckers for sober men and free rides home between the hours of 2am-4am.


If you can't talk them into leaving their shift early to give you a ride home, you have no game.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (Eqkr2)

Sounds like somebody who has experience hiding in the bed of a strippers pickup or the trunk of their cars. The trunk is like a trust fall.

Posted by: Trump's Nurse at January 19, 2018 08:29 PM (jeefx)

428 419 390 381 It's how I lost my virginity. Though it was Perkins, not a Waffle House.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (xJa6I)

A&E Host Jack Perkins?
Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 08:23 PM (ANIFC)

LOL

NO! The restaurant we met at was a Perkins.

But good one
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:24 PM (xJa6I)


While I set up the sex swing, Jim will attempt to raw dog Mark Andrew Edwards on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Sex Kingdom!
Posted by: Marlin Perkins at January 19, 2018 08:28 PM (E3rQ4)

And now it's creepier.

Marlin is my Dad's first name...

Also my love of Wild Kingdom is in danger.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:29 PM (xJa6I)

429 410 >> Donnie 2 cups because of the size of his load.
Posted by: Trump's Nurse

How about Donny Two Loads. He goes twice in one session.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 08:27 PM (8O3HH)

I imagine Sessions would finally wake up for that!

Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 08:30 PM (ANIFC)

430 Nood

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:30 PM (+Tibp)

431 Could be worse, I was aboard a plane when they
didn't know where we were.They discovered this when the plane struck a
structure. Interesting time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:26 PM (58eZn)


Years ago, my husband was on a U. S. Air flight with a cowboy type pilot at the controls. And by cowboy, I mean a big ol' boy with a yuge belt buckle he liked to hitch up.

They landed, and my husband noticed they kept going....and going...and going past their gate. Cowboy came on and said he'd made a lil' "mistake" and they were going to circle back to the gate. As my husband was deplaning, Cowboy was standing in the doorway to the cockpit and looked at my husband and said, "Shit happens." And shrugged.

My husband tried to never, ever fly U. S. Air again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

432 It's a good thing it's warming up a bit. It won't be as bad when the power, gas and water get shut down at midnight.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 08:30 PM (IqV8l)

433 Nude Something or Other

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (WbIyz)

434 Honestly, couldn't Trump use this as an excuse to get rid of all non-essential government positions... permanently?


Oooh, PATCO their asses.

I approve. I mean, if they're "non-essential," then why are they on the payroll?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (tRaq7)

435 430 Nood
Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:30 PM (+Tibp)

Oh thank God...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (xJa6I)

436 407 Pro Tip. Girls are suckers for sober men and free rides home between the hours of 2am-4am.

All the other times, you will come off as creepy.




right but they are always suckers or did I misinterpret something?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:26 PM (GFAq1)

No.

Posted by: Trump's Nurse at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (jeefx)

437 Thatnks for putting that one on the Tee, Mark.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (Eqkr2)

438 Posted by: rhomboid at J

--The Gimli Glider

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (8OMyt)

439 wasn't there a sample collecting satellite that crashed on earth because they input the wrong unit and the parachute deployed late?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (GFAq1)

440 @ByronYork 8 minutes ago

I'm told roughly 140 members of House have read the Intel Committee memo. That number apparently includes one Democrat, beyond Democrats on the committee, who have also seen.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (Enq6K)

441 When I was in college there was a bike ride where we went to four different spots. At each spot were multiple kegs. Then the trucks would move to the next spot and a thousand kids would chase them down.

Kinda like the Horde chasing new threads.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (3BFzK)

442 428. There's always Lorne Greene, if yer a Leaf.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 19, 2018 08:32 PM (VWlUY)

443 's how I lost my virginity. Though it was Perkins, not a Waffle House.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:19 PM (xJa6I)

Maybe next time try the decaf, Mark, ;^) because now your experience as a youth will be the running gag for the evening.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 08:32 PM (8+Ozj)

444 There was the time a trans-Atlantic flight landed in Brussels instead of Amsterdam, as it should have (or other way around).


Still unable to fathom how *that* mistake could be taken all the way to final approach. The flight wasn't expected, not on the roster for that airport. Wouldn't the first contact with ATC result in "WTF, over, your flight does not come here, it goes to the other place?".


Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 08:32 PM (QDnY+)

445 holy cats, for once the ACLU is siding with conservatives and demanding that the memo be released.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 08:18 PM (P8951)
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First bad sign.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 08:33 PM (vDqXW)

446 While I set up the sex swing, Jim will attempt to raw dog Mark Andrew Edwards on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Sex Kingdom!
Posted by: Marlin Perkins
--------------

Okay Perkins, that's it. You guys are fired.

Posted by: Mutual of Omaha at January 19, 2018 08:33 PM (58eZn)

447 well, there was an air india not too long ago that did not remember to retract the landing gear after take off. one of their fist female only crews.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 08:33 PM (GFAq1)

448 Judge interrupts jury, says God told him defendant not guilty...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 08:35 PM (+y/Ru)

449 >>>Mark Andrew Edwards

i'll think of you whenever i drive by one

Posted by: concrete girl at January 19, 2018 08:35 PM (C6eZV)

450 metric vs. imperial

I make a point of calling our system English, Standard, American, or SAE. Because I can't think of anything more imperial than the metric system.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2018 08:36 PM (cW490)

451 C'mon, Mark- can't I finish my waffles first?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 19, 2018 08:39 PM (cW490)

452 Rand Paul's violent commie cocksucker neighbor pleads guilty to felony assault.

That's it? He did the whole number six on him except for the dance. The judge better lock his terrorist ass up for the maximum amount.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 08:40 PM (6FqZa)

453 You'd think they'd just fill the tanks until the nozzle clicks. Maybe top her off a couple of times. Although there you risk a little spillage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 08:41 PM (sZJfc)

454 When I was in college there was a bike ride where we went to four
different spots. At each spot were multiple kegs. Then the trucks would
move to the next spot and a thousand kids would chase them down.

---

Ever so slightly related, but something Grump928(C) possibly saw, too:

We had a black guy who had removed the front wheel of his bicycle. Rode wheelies everywhere. I once saw him riding a wheelie on top of the lane dividers between a four lane. He was showing off, of course, but he was also able to use that little piece of real estate that no one else could in order to avoid traffic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 08:42 PM (ks6bw)

455 >>>Fuel gauge wasn't working. Or something.<<<

I
work with an old-timer groundcrew chief from Nam who uses the handle of his screwdriver to rap on
malfunctioning instrumentation. Like a charm, it totes works almost
every time.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (bJ0w+)

456 452
Rand Paul's violent commie cocksucker neighbor pleads guilty to felony assault.


---

How do violent assaults work in medical fields and licensing? Dude's a doctor IIRC.

I'd love to see him lose his livelihood over that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (ks6bw)

457 Moron Robbie, I'll bet that's not the only unused strip of real estate he used.

t-bird, don't shop for wrenches.
SAE and "English" are diff'urnt animals. See "Whitworth."
Toward the end of the Old English motor cycle industry, there were certain models with all three size systems on them -- metric, SAE, Whitworth.
And American and Imperial liquid measures? O baby. "The 5 quart gallon."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 19, 2018 08:52 PM (H5rtT)

458 Reminds me of Chairman Mao's "let a thousands flower's bloom" campaign.

Posted by: deepred at January 19, 2018 09:34 PM (AfBox)

New NBC Poll: Democrat Advantage on Generic Congressional Ballot Falls from +11 to +6



Yesterday I posted about an NPR/Marist poll showing the Democrat advantage falling from +13 to +6, so these polls mutually confirm each other.

There's also this:



Here's the article, headlined: CNN poll: DACA not worth a shutdown, except to Democrats.

As Democrats push a Shutdown, the public now retracts its supposed support for DACA and says "keep the government open, and who cares about DACA."

Given that the public opinion stars are aligning to tell Republicans they're in a much stronger position than the (typically retarded) conventional wisdom had had it a week ago, I expect this is the perfect time for Republicans to #SurrenderTheirWives.

Posted by: Ace at 05:16 PM




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Posted by: Traveling Man at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (R5lpX)

2
This is a big effin deal. Normally generic candidates always do better than the incumbent until a named candidate enters the mix. To have a generic candidate perform so poorly is not good for the Dems.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (mbhDw)

3 I'll get the others.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (R5lpX)

4 1st..?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (ILitO)

5 Shut. It. Down.

F the illegals and their ilk.

Posted by: MeMyselfandI at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (J9wxX)

6 Miss Lindsey will be offering her engorged hindquarters momentarily.

Posted by: pep at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (LAe3v)

7 If the Government shuts down tonight, will the Milford Stop & Shop be closed too?

Posted by: Brian Dead at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (qYCgM)

8 Nice line by Forbes on Fox.

"Commercial transactions were below Obama."

Posted by: redenzo at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (14qvS)

9
Not to worry. Lindsay Graham is here to screw us over. Something has got to be done about him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:19 PM (mbhDw)

10 My ass hurts.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 19, 2018 05:19 PM (398bZ)

11 stomping on the double threads. Excellent Friday. Senate democrats pushing a bill that says if there is a shutdown they should not get paid. Well, duh.

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 05:19 PM (a0IVu)

12 I always do well in these kinds of polls.

* Strains to hear and comprehend *

Oh, I thought you said "geriatric."

* Drools and nods off to sleep *

Posted by: Thad Cochran at January 19, 2018 05:20 PM (9vQJW)

13 All the ladies love a military man.

Posted by: Gen. Eric Republican, USAF ret. at January 19, 2018 05:20 PM (QQ+il)

14 9


Not to worry. Lindsay Graham is here to screw us over. Something has got to be done about him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:19 PM (mbhDw)
Is he trying to be the next 'maverick'? Useless twit.

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 05:20 PM (a0IVu)

15
Oh how I wish Intrade were still around..... I had a LOT of fun being annoying on poll threads with that meme.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 05:20 PM (eXA4G)

16 Government boot comes off the neck of the American citizens. Dems took a huge risk on tax bill. I don't think it will end well for them.

Posted by: redenzo at January 19, 2018 05:20 PM (14qvS)

17 Democrats +6 in poll weighted +12 democrat!

#BLUEWAVE


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 05:20 PM (3BFzK)

18

Negotiations don't really start until the picket lines go up.

Posted by: Teamster Business Agent and Pension Fund Manager at January 19, 2018 05:20 PM (GroCc)

19 10 My ass hurts.
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 19, 2018 05:19 PM (398bZ)


It should. Tom Cotton kicked it so hard the word "Vibram" is imprinted up to your sigmoid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:20 PM (mbhDw)

20 If the Government shuts down, will we still get our tax cuts? Can I still get lumber at Home Depot?

Posted by: Brian Dead at January 19, 2018 05:21 PM (qYCgM)

21 Called nood on the coal thread.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 05:21 PM (rpAqR)

22 rats, that's what I get for reading the contretemps.

but it's not important, because Hillary is so far ahead that she hardly thinks about Trump anymore. whoops.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 19, 2018 05:21 PM (ILitO)

23 Ha

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 19, 2018 05:21 PM (ZxmL6)

24 Someone else call the corgis. I got something to do real quick.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 19, 2018 05:21 PM (R5lpX)

25 I expect this is the perfect time for Republicans to #SurrenderTheirWives.

Linsdey Graham: "Oh Oh, let me go first!"

Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2018 05:21 PM (G0vdT)

26 Shut it down. Give them nothing and force individual votes on military funding, welfare funding, funding for opioid addiction, funding for food stamps.

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 19, 2018 05:22 PM (ZxmL6)

27 Which means dems -20

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 05:22 PM (r9UYA)

28 I believe the correct term is "willowed" from a previous thread:

Simplemind comment 485 in the March for Life re: Pope Francis and the award. I did not know the full context and I'm very disappointed that the Vatican did not require a cease and desist and denial from that woman for her slander about abortion support by the Pope. Yes, I know he makes is sound plausible, but on this issue I do believe he is solid.

I will find out more about our Lady of Akito - I believe I've heard of her appartions in Africa.

Posted by: Iris at January 19, 2018 05:22 PM (dYDe7)

29

If Congress fails to avert a government shutdown by its Friday deadline, the popular panda cameras at the Smithsonian's National Zoo in Washington will be turned off...

The panda cams allow curious folk and panda enthusiasts to watch the three giant pandas -- Tian Tian, Mei Xiang and Bei Bei -- while they play, roam around, sleep and chomp on bamboo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 05:22 PM (IqV8l)

30 http://bit.ly/2DkeVNY

Judicial Watch Releases "NEW Smoking Gun" Proof Hillary Clinton Mishandled Classified Information (VIDEO)

Willowed

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 05:22 PM (y3aQB)

31 SCHUMER SHUTDOWN!!!!! Keep saying it loud and proud!

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2018 05:22 PM (2WfB0)

32 I expect this is the perfect time for Republicans to #SurrenderTheirWives.
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It is, how you say, inevitable.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 19, 2018 05:22 PM (vDqXW)

33 If there is a shutdown, PDJT will punch back, saying "Dems care more about illegal immigrants than US citizens. Sad."

Meanwhile, the GOPe will clutch its pearls and shriek that he should follow protocol: supinely accept the Dem narrative and fold. Worthless cucks.

Posted by: Butch at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (hXu8T)

34 29 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 05:22 PM (IqV8l)


What about Fen Fen? Oh, wait a sec...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (mbhDw)

35 If the Government shuts down, will my phone still work? Should I still flush, or will the tank not refill?

Posted by: Brian Dead at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (qYCgM)

36 I'm sure incompetent boob McConnell will dig deep in his reserve of stupidity to pull out a win for the Dems. Perhaps he will pull a "deal" where he gives the Dems DACA in exchange for $100 billion to Democrat interest groups and a two year "blank check" to insurance companies.

Posted by: MAGA at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (JpcyW)

37 I guess there are still people who think polls are not lies put out to gaslight us.

Huh.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (oVWx5)

38 if the government shuts down, will we still get our dish of dog crap?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (ILitO)

39 I believe the Trump luck is so good that there will be a couple more DACA commited crimes during these talks.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (3QAtO)

40 I read the NPR/Marist poll as NPR/Marxist...

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (LiyEm)

41 Thinking that supporting those Dreamer dickholes is a winning issue is something so fucking dumb I have a hard time not associating it with the GOP.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (y7DUB)

42 After McCain leaves the Senate in disgrace and dies a horrible painful death, his butt buddy Graham will be soon to follow.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (6Ll1u)

43 #SurrenderTheirStarfishes

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (r9UYA)

44 31 SCHUMER SHUTDOWN!!!!! Keep saying it loud and proud!
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2018 05:22 PM (2WfB0)


Mulvaney "kerned" that one. The onomatopoeia is perfect and memorable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (mbhDw)

45 Schumer Schutdown!!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (3BFzK)

46 I love the government shutdown - it's good for business!

Posted by: Orange barrier guy at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (mtGE/)

47 I'm still taking emails.

If you'd like to contribute to Northernlurker's "Keep me from digging into my Retirement" -fund?

I can be reached at home made gravy 71, (alloneword) at thehooya dot com.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (Ckg4U)

48 Death of the Democrat Party -

Live by Identity Politics, die by the Balkanization.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (pIpVu)

49 40 I read the NPR/Marist poll as NPR/Marxist...
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (LiyEm)

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yeah, so did I but then I thought "if the shoe fits..."

Posted by: Blake at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (WEBkv)

50
I expect this is the perfect time for Republicans to #SurrenderTheirWives.

Trending #1 on PornHub.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (2FqvZ)

51 I read the NPR/Marist poll as NPR/Marxist...
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (LiyEm)

& the problem is what Exactly?

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (y3aQB)

52 Shomer Shabbos!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (Ckg4U)

53 39 I believe the Trump luck is so good that there will be a couple more DACA commited crimes during these talks.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 19, 2018 05:23 PM (3QAtO)


I hate to admit it, but I got a bit jumpy when I saw the news about Sotomayor. I'm a bad man.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (mbhDw)

54 "Given that the public opinion stars are aligning to tell Republicans they're in a much stronger position than the (typically retarded) conventional wisdom had had it a week ago, I expect this is the perfect time for Republicans to #SurrenderTheirWives."

Gold Jerry!
Gold I tell you.

Posted by: tdatsd at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (Pz27W)

55 The democrats are voting to take away food stamps and welfare! What the hell!!

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (ZxmL6)

56 If the government shuts down, I guess I'll talk to all you guys after the internet comes back up.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (vDqXW)

57
52 Shomer Shabbos!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 05:24 PM (Ckg4U)


Schumer Shabazz...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (mbhDw)

58 Simplemind comment 485 in the March for Life re: Pope Francis and the award. I did not know the full context and I'm very disappointed that the Vatican did not require a cease and desist and denial from that woman for her slander about abortion support by the Pope. Yes, I know he makes is sound plausible, but on this issue I do believe he is solid.

I will find out more about our Lady of Akito - I believe I've heard of her appartions in Africa.
Posted by: Iris



Check the seriousness of the award. The pope's pr guy says is not a biggie award. Others say a papal knighthood award is a big deal.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (rpAqR)

59 If the Government shuts down, will the ATMs still work? Should I buy some bitcoin tonight?

Posted by: Brian Dead at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (qYCgM)

60 #SurrenderTheirWives.

I was talking to the midget girl last night about how the Inuits displaced the Beothuk and the Dorsett and she said "what do you mean 'displaced'?"

I meant ate their food, fucked their women, and killed their men. That's what people do.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (fuK7c)

61 If there's a shutdown, Republicans are saying they'll be in no hurry to end it. Mulvaney says he'll manage it to minimize the impact on citizens, which is the opposite of Obama's approach.

It could actually be fun.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (398bZ)

62 Judicial Watch Releases "NEW Smoking Gun" Proof Hillary Clinton Mishandled Classified Information (VIDEO)

--------

She's already got so many smoking guns around her she's like the Las Vegas massacre killer. Another gun on the pile, while nice, doesn't mean much.

Posted by: MAGA at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (JpcyW)

63 Live Updates Schumer Amnesty Shutdown: SCHUMER'S Democrat DAM BREAKS AS MANCHIN, DONNELLY PLAN TO VOTE FOR HOUSE-PASSED FUNDING BILL

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (y3aQB)

64 I always read Marist Poll as Marxist Poll.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (NWiLs)

65 This time the Repubs have the Trumpenfuhrer to inject some steel into their spines...

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (LiyEm)

66 31
SCHUMER SHUTDOWN!!!!! Keep saying it loud and proud!

Posted by: Pete Seria


I heard that on the way home, and it's excellent. Others could be the Durbin Debacle, and the Pelosi Siezures.

Posted by: pep at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (LAe3v)

67 "Schumer Shabazz..."
-Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (mbhDw)

Sure...

I don't roll on Friday.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (Ckg4U)

68 I used to pass Marist College everyday going to work. It happens to be right next to an insane asylum. Actually a mental hospital but I like the Un pc term insane asylum better.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (3QAtO)

69 If government is shutdown will pornhub still be up?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (3BFzK)

70 Here's how the "generic candidate" thing works.

PUBLIC: Our incumbent sucks! Anyone but him!

PARTY: Very well then, here's our candidate, vote for her!

PUBLIC: ...except for that numbskull!

PUBLIC: /re-elects incumbent

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (AM1GF)

71 Son of a bitchez, GOPe, better darned well stand fast on DACA denial. But I am only slightly optomistic that they have the balls to do so.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (2sCft)

72
#1099TheDreamers -- before sending them packing. If they come back, they have some bills to pay.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (2FqvZ)

73 The democrats are voting to take away food stamps and welfare! What the hell!!
Posted by: Mr Pink


Fucking awesome! Cities will burn in three days.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (rpAqR)

74 Top 70!

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 05:27 PM (7DwnJ)

75 34% is even lower than the "Make Hillary President Right Now!!!" polls get.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 05:27 PM (k1TUh)

76 55 The democrats are voting to take away food stamps and welfare! What the hell!!
Posted by: Mr Pink at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (ZxmL6)


They cannot allow a Trump victory on the Wall, even if he only gets one foot of it funded. The insane base will revolt.

They also cannot allow anything that impedes the invasion of the illegal aliens as that is their future.

Dems are in a bad position. And thank G-d PDT is there to whip the GOP. I hope.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:27 PM (mbhDw)

77 I hate to admit it, but I got a bit jumpy when I saw the news about Sotomayor. I'm a bad man.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (mbhDw)


Like that fat slob is really "managing" her diabetes. Maybe DJT will be able to fill four slots.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2018 05:27 PM (y7DUB)

78 If y'all look at the monuments during the shut down we will arrest you.

Those are the rules

Posted by: Park service at January 19, 2018 05:27 PM (mtGE/)

79 61 If there's a shutdown, Republicans are saying they'll be in no hurry to end it. Mulvaney says he'll manage it to minimize the impact on citizens, which is the opposite of Obama's approach.

It could actually be fun.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (398bZ)

-------

I like it. It's not a shutdown but a "fun-down".

Posted by: MAGA at January 19, 2018 05:27 PM (JpcyW)

80 daca dac daca daca daca
Hey Dacarena!

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (HgMAr)

81 63 Live Updates Schumer Amnesty Shutdown: SCHUMER'S Democrat DAM BREAKS AS MANCHIN, DONNELLY PLAN TO VOTE FOR HOUSE-PASSED FUNDING BILL

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (y3aQB)


Ah, interesting. Who's reporting that?

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (Enq6K)

82 Bandersnatch, also how Rome started. By stealing wives.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (pIpVu)

83 63 Live Updates Schumer Amnesty Shutdown: SCHUMER'S Democrat DAM BREAKS AS MANCHIN, DONNELLY PLAN TO VOTE FOR HOUSE-PASSED FUNDING BILL
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (y3aQB)


Wow! But do we want this CR funded?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (mbhDw)

84 *feverishly taking notes on conditioning and propaganda tactics*

Posted by: North Korea at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (jeefx)

85 Desperate Red State Dems Introducing Bill to Withhold Congress' Pay During Shutdown

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (y3aQB)

86 If the Government shuts down tonight, will the Milford Stop & Shop be closed too?
Posted by: Brian Dead at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (qYCgM)

Ummmmm...Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (EoRCO)

87 77 I hate to admit it, but I got a bit jumpy when I saw the news about Sotomayor. I'm a bad man.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (mbhDw)

Like that fat slob is really "managing" her diabetes. Maybe DJT will be able to fill four slots.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2018 05:27 PM (y7DUB)


Can you imagine if he nominates another Gorsuch? Pass the fucking popcorn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (mbhDw)

88 Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (Enq6K)
Breitbart

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (y3aQB)

89 Nancy Palsi will make sure every American gets a dish of doggie poop.

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (kTDFP)

90 Wait to see if the government shuts down because of the Democrats

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (aC6Sd)

91 If the EBT shuts down I may need to stock some more food in the pantry.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (pIpVu)

92 willowed -

sigh, bad translations. Just read this cringe in a study of an Arabic translation of some old Syriac apocalyptic writing -

"In the book there was written how the angels ravished John in a vision to the sky"

I think the word they are looking for is 'raptured'

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (6FqZa)

93 Shutting down the fed for illegals is bad optics. Just sayin'

But don't count out the stupidity of the stupid party to make this a reality.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (iiixZ)

94 Fundown, you'd better take care
If I see you've been creeping down my back stairs.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (Ckg4U)

95 Trump needs to leak a memo to his department heads telling them to prepare contingency plans for a six month shutdown.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (QQ+il)

96 The Schumer Shutdown thing just rolls off the tongue so nicely. I think it could be the next dance rage.

Think of it like a Jewish Macarena

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (2WfB0)

97 i thought November 2016 taught us not to believe polls?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (mahnP)

98 31
SCHUMER SHUTDOWN!!!!! Keep saying it loud and proud!

Posted by: Pete Seria


Que pasa con esa puta?

Posted by: pep at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (LAe3v)

99 Bandersnatch, also how Rome started. By stealing wives.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (pIpVu)

I though a wolf with saggy teats and a couple of brats did.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM (3QAtO)

100 Maybe that's how the meme of 72 Virgins started.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM (6FqZa)

101 82 Bandersnatch, also how Rome started. By stealing wives.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (pIpVu)


There was a great piece in the National Lampoon Food Issue, "The Joys of Wife Tasting."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM (mbhDw)

102
if the government shuts down, will we still get our dish of dog crap?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach


There will be no cherry on top.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM (IqV8l)

103 63 Live Updates Schumer Amnesty Shutdown: SCHUMER'S Democrat DAM BREAKS AS MANCHIN, DONNELLY PLAN TO VOTE FOR HOUSE-PASSED FUNDING BILL
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 05:26 PM (y3aQB)

That two, we need nine more. Why Nine? Because Graham is going to vote no because he wants to give DACA away and Paul who is, well, a schmuck.

Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM (G0vdT)

104 I hope for Schumer's Shutdown but I think there will be nine most vulnerable, where Trump trounced in the EC, donk senators that will be given the okey dokey to vote to fund fedzilla.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM (3BFzK)

105 Send the Dreamers to the Norks to throw on the grills for some proteins and fats as a peace offering.

Win-Win

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM (jeefx)

106 Wait, the media told me that the polls indicate Americans favor DACA 137% to -63%.

Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM (ypiFS)

107 reverse those options on the poll.

Shutdown.

Discontinue DACA.

Yes.

Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM (48QDY)

108 Rush says DACA is not 800,000, but more like THREE AND A HALF MILLION.

Because chain. How racist of me to say chain.

It's because Hernando petitioned for mama, then papa, then abuelo and abuela, his aunt Maria, uncle Jose, shit, all his cousins, and probably his drug thug buddies with the fake IDs.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (U6f54)

109 Like that fat slob is really "managing" her diabetes. Maybe DJT will be able to fill four slots.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2018 05:27 PM (y7DUB)
............

If she's so wise she better stop eating doggie doo Sundays.

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (HgMAr)

110 Will be picking up a couple bottles of Valu-rite. Just in case.

Posted by: PhilDirt at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (rv8eO)

111
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (mbhDw)


Claire McCaskill just changed her name to "Generic Democrat" to pick up 5 points.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (dzmBR)

112 79
I like it. It's not a shutdown but a "fun-down".
Posted by: MAGA at January 19, 2018 05:27 PM (JpcyW)


LOVE that. Shove it in Palsi's face, the originator of "fun-employemnt."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (mbhDw)

113 Well only one brat mattered since he went all Caine on sibling.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (pIpVu)

114 If this GPS Fussion ever really gets into indictments lots of Democrats will be in hot water.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (aC6Sd)

115
Don't the democrats need a plus 11 advantage to win elections by 3 percent?

So if you take away 5 from 11 ... that would be a loss of 2 percent? Plus or minus the level of fraud?

Posted by: Nosbarker Kendricksen at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (GroCc)

116 85
Desperate Red State Dems Introducing Bill to Withhold Congress' Pay During Shutdown



Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 05:28 PM (y3aQB)
Well, if they are not going to work why should they get paid?

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (a0IVu)

117 68 I used to pass Marist College everyday going to work. It happens to be right next to an insane asylum. Actually a mental hospital but I like the Un pc term insane asylum better."

I likes to call 'em a Nervous Hospital, mm hmmm.

Posted by: Sling Blade at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (k1TUh)

118 If the EBT shuts down I may need to stock some more food in the pantry.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (pIpVu)

You're good.

That money's already spent.

Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (48QDY)

119 The thing I always loved about a football game was it was that winning tended to be a result of eliminating your opponent's options, and forcing them into a desperation which further limited their options and caused mistakes.

The Dems now seem like that team that's down 3 scores, with wheezing linemen, and all they can do is pass.

And their previous success has hardened them into mistakes that they otherwise could avoid, if it weren't for the rigidity of the habit.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 05:32 PM (vDqXW)

120 More like Republicans surrendering their daughters. That's how cucked they are.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 05:32 PM (jeefx)

121 Like that fat slob is really "managing" her diabetes. Maybe DJT will be able to fill four slots.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2018 05:27 PM (y7DUB)

Wouldn't it be something if notorious RGB outlasts the Wise Latina on the Bench. Another Obama legacy shattered.

Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2018 05:32 PM (G0vdT)

122 -Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (U6f54)

Todos Hermanos.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 05:32 PM (Ckg4U)

123 96 The Schumer Shutdown thing just rolls off the tongue so nicely. I think it could be the next dance rage.

Think of it like a Jewish Macarena
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2018 05:29 PM (2WfB0)

In his case, the Whore-uh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:32 PM (mbhDw)

124 No ace, no surrender of wives in sight, but the Beltway GOP has jumped right on the best political opportunity, the most lopsidedly leveraged political confrontation in living memory - by championing an issue on nobody's radar.


You might guess McConnell et al would be scorching the Dems with "they want to shut down the govt. to give amnesty to illegal aliens, and to block the urgent border security and immigration reform the president and GOP are committed to make happen".


Instead, you're getting "ooooh, mean Dems, they're threatening the CHIP benefits of 9 million kids, to help 900K illegal kids".


I well remember the "protect CHIP!!" chants at the Trump rallies, and the exit polls showing CHIP and pushing DACA were so important to the voters.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 05:32 PM (QDnY+)

125 I'm concerned the GOP will not tolerate being upstaged on the retard scale and will swing into action to show the dems a thing or six about being stupid.

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (Sfs6o)

126 Don't care about DACA. Don't care about shutdown.

Posted by: jd at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (MTWhU)

127 I'm hoping we'll be rewarded with another Congressional dem sit in.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (r9UYA)

128 If this GPS Fussion ever really gets into indictments lots of Democrats will be in hot water.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (aC6Sd)
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And if Fusion goes down, journalists will have to go back to working for a living without that extra paycheck for a freelance assignment.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (vDqXW)

129 "That two, we need nine more. Why Nine? Because Graham is going to vote no because he wants to give DACA away and Paul who is, well, a schmuck."

Sadly we need 11 more because both McCain and Thad Cochran have fallen and they can't get up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (k1TUh)

130 I'm getting tired of all the mofo winning.


Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (bB4HN)

131 hopefully a shut down does not lead to a shit down at EPA.

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 05:34 PM (a0IVu)

132 126 Don't care about DACA. Don't care about shutdown.
Posted by: jd at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (MTWhU)

Especially when it's not REALLY a shutdown.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 05:34 PM (NWiLs)

133 I want the Dems in DC to run all the way to Ottawa...

Oh well need to scoot, work and all that.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 19, 2018 05:34 PM (pIpVu)

134 Thats one really effed up poll by CNN.

What is most important?

Avoid banging super models
or
Continue felching Lindsey Graham

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rape victims at January 19, 2018 05:34 PM (1L9V9)

135 Schummer's Shutdown?


Nah. Schemer's Waterloo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4

Posted by: Nosbarker Kendricksen at January 19, 2018 05:34 PM (GroCc)

136 Campaign commercials for the mid term election:

Not a single Democrat voted for the tax reform.

Democrats are more interested in shutting down the government to protect non-citizens than doing their jobs.

Of course the problem is that the democrats greatest weapon to help them to victory is the GOPe since you have dipshits like Lindsey Graham siding with them on the shut down.

Posted by: buzzion at January 19, 2018 05:34 PM (lKs2v)

137 I am continually pleased to see 'our' memes used by normiecons like ace. The drip of culture now flows through the coffee grounds of a certain rightist political dissident movement

Posted by: dw at January 19, 2018 05:34 PM (stPAM)

138 both McCain and Thad Cochran have fallen and they can't get up.

Waking Cochran should be easy enough. A barbershop quartet should sing "baa baa black sheep" next to him and he'll spring into action faster than Bob Dole

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 05:35 PM (6FqZa)

139 Ahem:

Schutdown.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 19, 2018 05:35 PM (AM1GF)

140 2


This is a big effin deal. Normally generic candidates always do
better than the incumbent until a named candidate enters the mix. To
have a generic candidate perform so poorly is not good for the Dems.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:18 PM (mbhDw)

JJ -From the 100,000ft view, this is good news. Keeping the Dems out of power would make Trump's 8 year term (cause we can't get enough winning) so much sweeter.
BUT, do we want to keep the Rethugicans we have now? All the DIABLOs and RINOs? All for the sake of keeping a majority? Is it worth it? Especially since all we really have is a uniparty?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (jxbfJ)

141 I work for the DoD. I just posted to the WH website that I'd be ok being furloughed for "however long it takes" to stuff this shit down the donks throat.

I'd hurt. But it'd be worth it.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (iiixZ)

142 She wanted to Leave, Ween...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd5vQWYjUxs

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (Ckg4U)

143 If the government shuts down, how much really shuts down?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (6Ll1u)

144 My real apolitical sister was here the other day and a Dreamer story came on. And she blurts out, "Who the hell cares what these people want? They're not even suppose to be here! They're lucky they aren't all in jail!"
I was just stunned.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (O5Q3r)

145 jd - if you haven't seen it yet you will, Leftists will make sure you care and that you will get your mind right to their way of thinking.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (aC6Sd)

146 AHEM, we don't need 9 or 11. I hope I'm not alone in saying we need 0, none, zippo. I want a shutdown. I want Honey Badger to thin the federal herd by 50%. I want to show America we don't need "non essential" personnel nor 60% of "essential" personnel.

But hey maybe I'm wrong.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (3BFzK)

147 Shutdown? Will my alarm clock still work?

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 19, 2018 05:37 PM (r9UYA)

148 Instead, you're getting "ooooh, mean Dems, they're threatening the CHIP benefits of 9 million kids, to help 900K illegal kids".

-------

That's what happens when your thirty, forty years in DC. You think like D.C.,

Posted by: MAGA at January 19, 2018 05:37 PM (JpcyW)

149 BUT, do we want to keep the Rethugicans we have now? All the DIABLOs and RINOs?

Some of those RINOs are just cowards and if the other Republicans win, they'll run on the coattails. Corey Gardner, lookin' at you, kid.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 05:37 PM (6FqZa)

150 Fuck DACA.
Who gives a shit? Not me.
Gimme their names so I can recruit my wall laborers.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at January 19, 2018 05:37 PM (HgMAr)

151 We shouldn't make sp much of a fuss that the Dems get scared and avoid the shutdown. I believe a much bigger mistake is for them to actually go through with it.

I would love for Trump to tweet how much money he's saving the country by not paying extra for the dumb stuff Obama did.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 05:37 PM (vDqXW)

152 Ace top billing on Insta

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 05:37 PM (BtQd4)

153 To be fair, many Republicans would love to surrender their grand daughters.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 05:38 PM (jeefx)

154 A Shithole Shutdown

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 05:38 PM (r9UYA)

155 I was just stunned.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (O5Q3r)
----
Secretly giddy though, right?

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 05:38 PM (vDqXW)

156 If the government shuts down, how much really shuts down?"

HA! None of it, except for the parts that the Executive WANTS to shut down to inflict political pain on his opponents.

Which is why I am loving the idea of the entire Education Department getting furlowed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 05:38 PM (k1TUh)

157 25
I expect this is the perfect time for Republicans to #SurrenderTheirWives.


They're well trained.

https://youtu.be/Wzf786fE6EM?t=93

Posted by: Commander Strax at January 19, 2018 05:38 PM (FhXTo)

158 140 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (jxbfJ)

If you can find a way to get outsider candidates that can successfully primary a sitting RINO and then win the general I'm open to suggestions. And by "way" I also mean money.

The GOP-e is not going to just roll over and die. They will fight like Democrats if their power is threatened by outsiders, as we have seen time and again.

That said, I think maybe the collapse of the Collusion investigation and the Winning has allowed the GOP to sort of actually grow a pair and join the bandwagon.

We shall see.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:38 PM (mbhDw)

159 Schumer Shithole!

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 19, 2018 05:39 PM (kTDFP)

160 It's a wacky super funtime xD shutdown kids.

Posted by: MAGA at January 19, 2018 05:39 PM (JpcyW)

161 Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (iiixZ)

That is why America is exceptional. People making sacrifices for the greater good.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 19, 2018 05:39 PM (3QAtO)

162 I think I may go to the Mexican place nearby for breakfast tomorrow. All of the meals pretty much look and taste the same, and I'm not really sure if it's breakfast, lunch or dinner.

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 05:39 PM (Sfs6o)

163 Tom Cotton is KICKING Ass and taking names. In this, Lindsey Graham:


"All I can siay is we're not going to end family immigration for DACA" said Graham. "The Tom Cotton approach has no viability here. You know, he's bcome sort of the Steve King of the Senate. . .:


Cotton responded later on Friday:
The difference between Steve King and Lindsey Graham is that Steve King can actually win an election in Iowa. Look, we had an election in 2016. Immigration was a major issue there and the American people and especially Republican primary voters made it clear that they wanted Donald Trump's vision of immigration policy, not Lindsey Graham's. He didn't make it to the starting line and he didn't even make it off the kiddie table in the debates."



Bawawawahahahaa

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 19, 2018 05:39 PM (bB4HN)

164 Yesterday evening Rich Zeoli 1210am played clips from the California AG saying if a business tries to follow federal rules on illegal immigrants and not the California sanctuary rules they will be prosecuted.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 05:39 PM (aC6Sd)

165 There was a great piece in the National Lampoon Food Issue, "The Joys of Wife Tasting."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I remember that! Think I still have the old issue around here somewhere.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 05:39 PM (+Tibp)

166 SHUT IT DOWN AND RELEASE THE MEMO!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 19, 2018 05:40 PM (0OmEj)

167 Sadly we need 11 more because both McCain and Thad Cochran have fallen and they can't get up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (k1TUh)


Cochran is such a demented soul that I have to transfer all the hatred I'd otherwise bestow on him to McTurtle for him being in office instead of McDaniel. Plus all the GOPe operatives who put together those gutter campaign calls because Thad was obviously too addled to have done that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2018 05:40 PM (y7DUB)

168 Ace top billing on Insta

Oh that's cool.

I used to love Insty until I got lazy and stopped reading anything that wasn't here.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 05:40 PM (fuK7c)

169 Reminds me how Obama was such a petty prick that he "shut down" the outdoor-without-an-entry-gate WWII Memorial -- by piling barricades in front of it.

As if the barricades would stop the men who stormed Omaha beach

Posted by: Smiling Jack at January 19, 2018 05:40 PM (zMj9Z)

170 (Lindsey) didn't even make it off the kiddie table in the debates.

*ah CHOOO*

Posted by: the burn at January 19, 2018 05:40 PM (6FqZa)

171 Schumer's Shithole Shutdown

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 05:41 PM (3BFzK)

172 I call BS on the 34% want DACA. I bet not even 34% of registered Hispanic voters would poll to 34%.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 05:41 PM (BtQd4)

173 This whole situation is a dream (heh) come true.


A well managed shut-down (with a shot at doing some RIFs as a consequence, and no EO to pay govt. employees during the furlough), with the Dems dying on the hill of DACA, while the administration and GOP hammer the border security/immigration reform themes.


And FFS, any "DACA" must be a "skinny" version - with extremely tight vetting (that alone will reduce the numbers, materially) to heightened standards, and zero chain migration.


Border barrier and personnel, end to chain migration, end of lottery, mandating e-Verify, etc. are not "swapping" goods for DACA - they are urgently needed practical measures to *neutralize* the known, horrific effects of any amnesty. And that's exactly how these things should be discussed.


But that's not going to happen. The least-worst GOP simply cannot discuss these issues in intelligent terms, and half of them favor disastrously stupid things like DACA (and Trump seriously degraded his own leverage with his own DACA burblings).



Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 05:41 PM (QDnY+)

174 162 I think I may go to the Mexican place nearby for breakfast tomorrow. All of the meals pretty much look and taste the same, and I'm not really sure if it's breakfast, lunch or dinner."

The breakfast stuff usually has some kind of eggs and chorizo in it. I can't help myself, I'm a sucker for Tacqueria Lugar and Los Gueros. (complete dives that make irresistible food)

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 05:41 PM (k1TUh)

175 >>Ace top billing on Insta

Pants on?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 05:41 PM (r9UYA)

176 My real apolitical sister was here the other day and a Dreamer story came on. And she blurts out, "Who the hell cares what these people want? They're not even suppose to be here! They're lucky they aren't all in jail!"
I was just stunned.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 19, 2018 05:36 PM (O5Q3r)


I have a really political (left wing) sister who hates them. She calls them, 'demanding sons of bitches' who drive to her school in a 60K Cadillac and demand free tutoring. I was speechless.

Stay the course, Trump.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 05:41 PM (2FqvZ)

177 164 Yesterday evening Rich Zeoli 1210am played clips from the California AG saying if a business tries to follow federal rules on illegal immigrants and not the California sanctuary rules they will be prosecuted.
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 05:39 PM (aC6Sd)


And not to be upstaged by Cory Booked, Kamala-Toe pulled the Roland Freisler act on Kirstjen Nielsen today and called her, get this, "racist."

They have no one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:41 PM (mbhDw)

178 John McCain is a great Armenian!

Posted by: Thad Cochran at January 19, 2018 05:42 PM (398bZ)

179 Let the wringing of hands commence!

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2018 05:42 PM (HgMAr)

180 John McCain is a great Armenian!

Get fucked.

Posted by: Tigranes at January 19, 2018 05:42 PM (6FqZa)

181 I don't know. I think John McCain would be hard pressed to give up Lindsey, though he might leave him a widow.

Posted by: Schaeffer at January 19, 2018 05:42 PM (sVeh/)

182 Yesterday evening Rich Zeoli 1210am played clips from the California AG saying if a business tries to follow federal rules on illegal immigrants and not the California sanctuary rules they will be prosecuted.
Posted by: Skip



And the first person to California Attorney General goes after, the Attorney General should be brought up in front of the bar for fraud. He's out of offices to uphold not only California state laws but the laws of the United States and the constitution. Fraud and perjury.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 05:43 PM (rpAqR)

183 I do think PDJT will punch and punch hard as I received this in an email ask to sign a petition for the following for letter he plans on posting to every Gimmedats office door courtesy of Cryin' Chucky

DO NOT SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT, DO NOT HOLD OUR MILITARY HOSTAGE, AND DO NOT DENY HEALTH CARE TO 9 MILLION AMERICAN CHILDREN ALL FOR THE SAKE OF PROTECTING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. AMERICANS COME FIRST!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 19, 2018 05:43 PM (+ldAm)

184 This shutdown is already less painful than under King Putt. Last time an ftp server at a sub agency that NASA funds was immediately shut down. My boss forwarded an email from them this morning: "If there is a shut-down we will continue to take in data, and allow access, but if anything breaks we can't fix it"

If there is a shutdown and Donny Two Scoops plays the FNM with his usual skill and gets word to people that the DEMS refused the deal to fund CHiP, and had some provision for DACA with the border security and no more chain migration, well the FNM is going to have a hard time dragging many Dems congress candidates to victory, in spite of how little help the beltway repukes will give in making the case that the Dems and too much government are bad for the country.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 19, 2018 05:43 PM (eASYU)

185 Liking all this cuckhold family style talk.

Posted by: Ted Cruze at January 19, 2018 05:44 PM (jeefx)

186 Cotton's response was pretty weak. Nobody cares about Graham's presidential campaign, if they even remember it. Nuke him on the issues - the same issues that put Trump in the WH.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 05:44 PM (QDnY+)

187 Penn State passing game coordinator and wide receivers coach Josh Gattis is expected to be named Alabama's next wide receivers coach, BamaOnLine.com and publisher Tim Watts has learned.

http://bit.ly/2DUqEnL

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 05:44 PM (QQ+il)

188 "And not to be upstaged by Cory Booked, Kamala-Toe pulled the Roland Freisler act on Kirstjen Nielsen today and called her, get this, "racist.""

I saw that. Cameltoe looked like an idiot and Nielsen handled her like a pro.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 19, 2018 05:44 PM (398bZ)

189

I think Trump is really driving this. Woe to the fool GOPe who goes against the MAGA man.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2018 05:44 PM (fceHP)

190 Oh, where, oh where are the beautiful dreamers?

Posted by: Chris Cilia-Flagella at January 19, 2018 05:44 PM (Tyii7)

191 so the media has moved on from fat-gate to shutdown-gate?

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 05:45 PM (a0IVu)

192 rhomboid- I heard McTurtle say that very thing about the illegals on the radio this afternoon. I thought who shoved a rod up his ass and told him it was a spine?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2018 05:45 PM (iZB8S)

193 Wish I was running ads
Generic Democrat (meaning all dems) running in your district:
1. Prefers illegal immigrant children to poor american kids.
2. Shuts down government to punish sailors and soldiers and their families.
3. Thinks your paychecks and bonus you work hard for are crumbs.
Do not vote for the Generic Dem vote for Bob Smith Repub.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 05:45 PM (BtQd4)

194 John McCain is a great Armenian!
Posted by: Thad Cochran

Friendshh, we have nothing to fear from a Republican capitulation.

Posted by: Juan McCain at January 19, 2018 05:45 PM (+Tibp)

195 The political war was done when "Shumer's Shutdown" was coined.

Schmuck is a schmuck but he knows when he has been schlonged.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 05:45 PM (3BFzK)

196 Let the wringing of hands commence!
Posted by: wth at January 19, 2018 05:42 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Clutching of Pearls at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (ctuyM)

197 Oh, where, oh where are the beautiful dreamers?


I assume you're talking about the art thread and no, I haven't had blood in my brain since then.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (fuK7c)

198 SHUT IT DOWN AND RELEASE THE MEMO!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 19, 2018 05:40 PM (0OmEj)
...........

let the good times roll
let them knock you around
let the good times roll
let them make you a clown

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (HgMAr)

199 We must support CACA!

Posted by: Chris Cilia-Flagella at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (Tyii7)

200
I was furloughed in '13? DoD, cut back one day a week.

I wasn't paycheck-to-paycheck, so three day weekends were awesome for eight weeks.

Did lose night-diff pay for that lost day though, after I was paid for the 'vacation' days...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (4DCSq)

201 Don't all the national parks close like they did the last time. Big women's marches tomorrow. One in Seneca Falls, NY home of the Natonal Parks women's suffrage movement. Will the call off the pussy hat march? Isn't there one in Washington, DC also....

Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (hTPT3)

202 rhomboid: Cotton did note that Graham sucks on the issues. He just encapsulated it in statements that Graham is a loser because it's funny.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (6FqZa)

203 Oh I listened to Milo Yiannopolous interviewing Joy Villa's former manager. Based on the interview and how much involved in Scientology she is (She doesn't have a home she lives at their centers,) I don't think her accusations against Lewandanski(?) are worth listening too. Apparently she liked doing some recruiting attempts in her interactions in private and turned off all of the supporters in the circles she was moving in.

Posted by: buzzion at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (lKs2v)

204 I'm really glad Mulvany will be managing the Schumer Shutdown. I think he likes firing people who do not comply.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (r9UYA)

205 This is how you get Full Trump.

Popcorn futures are exploding like a flaming tanker truck on the I-85 that's packed with Pure Liquid Viagra 100% refined grade.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESENEGGER at January 19, 2018 05:47 PM (q177U)

206 I hope PDJT will sign an Executive Order that blue state government workers will not be paid for the time they did not work.

The crowds would cheer!

Posted by: Paladin at January 19, 2018 05:47 PM (JDw72)

207 #releasetheMEMES

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESENEGGER at January 19, 2018 05:47 PM (q177U)

208 I've been hearing anecdata of democrats getting sick of Muh Resistance and just want the party hacks to start working for the country.

Posted by: kakisto at January 19, 2018 05:47 PM (WLeoI)

209 Dammit Ben sock! OFF!

Posted by: Max Power at January 19, 2018 05:48 PM (q177U)

210


Cory Booker's D-Movie rant shows that they know.

The higher the screeches, the more dramatic the lies and faux outrage, the more we know that they know the numbers are not looking good.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2018 05:48 PM (fceHP)

211 so the media has moved on from fat-gate to shutdown-gate?


Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 05:45 PM (a0IVu)
..........

I was just starting to enjoy shithole-gate.
It's impossible to keep up.

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2018 05:48 PM (HgMAr)

212 Chuck and Nancy have been living in a bubble so long that they started to believe their own press. They still haven't figured out that DJT isn't playing by the old rules.

Can't remember who said it, but spit at Trump and he'll dump a bucket of piss on your head.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2018 05:49 PM (gC2IV)

213 I just sold all my bitcoin and went all in with popcorn futures in the money.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 19, 2018 05:49 PM (3BFzK)

214 Ironically it's the republicans that seem to enjoy getting their shit pushed on in instead of the dims. Let's see how this ends.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 05:49 PM (jeefx)

215 The breakfast stuff usually has some kind of eggs and chorizo in it. I can't help myself, I'm a sucker for Tacqueria Lugar and Los Gueros. (complete dives that make irresistible food)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 05:41 PM (k1TUh)

Last time at the beach in Pensacola to see Blue Angel my wife and I got MexBreak. Meat, yep. Eggs, oh yeah. Beans, carb loading. Tortilla and butter, fukin eh! Dos Equis is not just for breakfast, anymore.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 05:49 PM (BtQd4)

216 ***** 208 I've been hearing anecdata of democrats getting sick of Muh Resistance and just want the party hacks to start working for the country.

It would help if they started using ball bats instead of feelz

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 19, 2018 05:49 PM (JyFLk)

217
If McCain was healthy enough to click a couple keys on the keyboard he'd be planting the shiv between Trumps shoulders right now. So you know he's at the door.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (2FqvZ)

218 OK, the GOP is now in a winning position. That leaves only one question: how are they going to pull off a tough loss?

Posted by: George LeS at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (+TcCF)

219 The last couple of midterms (2010, 2014) followed this exact pattern - beginning of the year, the Dems had a supposedly HUGE edge in the generic ballot in polling. By the time the actual voting rolled around, the Republicans were ahead and cleaned up.

Either the polling a year out from mid-terms has absolutely no bearing on the actual election results, or the polling companies are crooked and publishing fake results.

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (i2Dd+)

220 The Navy Times says the military won't get paid if the gummint shuts down. Trump oughtta be excoriating the dems over this. Miss Lindsey and Chinless Mitch damn sure aren't gonna do it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (i0ykY)

221 Seems if it was me, and the headaches of California going after me I welcome that lawsuit if I was following Federal rules.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (aC6Sd)

222 Don't all the national parks close like they did the last time.

Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (hTPT3)
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Definitely not the way they did last time. They don't have to put up big screens so that you can't see Mount Rushmore like Obama did--and spent extra to do.

They're just not staffed and locked up if they have a gate.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (vDqXW)

223 I'd be fine with convicting McCain posthumously of sedition, with special enhancement for doing it because he's a butt hurt bitch.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (6Ll1u)

224 If McCain was healthy enough to click a couple keys on the keyboard he'd be planting the shiv between Trumps shoulders right now. So you know he's at the door.

*taps a bony foot on a wooden plank*

Posted by: Charon at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (6FqZa)

225 "Last time at the beach in Pensacola to see Blue Angel"

I saw their "homecoming" there several years ago. What a show!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 19, 2018 05:51 PM (398bZ)

226 217
If McCain was healthy enough to click a couple keys on the keyboard he'd be planting the shiv between Trumps shoulders right now. So you know he's at the door.

McConnell is probably pumping the keep-a-live box himself to keep that cocksucker alive.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 05:51 PM (r9UYA)

227 There was a great piece in the National Lampoon Food Issue, "The Joys of Wife Tasting."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM


Rumor is that Hyapatia Lee was one of the models therein.

Posted by: Tiffini in Houston at January 19, 2018 05:51 PM (ctuyM)

228
Schooooooooomer Shutdown,
Where the illegals wail about their pain!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 05:51 PM (pNxlR)

229 Joy Villa is a scientologist? Okay, she's dead to me. You know how there's always one exception to every rule; Scientology is the exception to the rule that religious persecution is a bad thing for us to do. I would burn them all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 05:51 PM (k1TUh)

230 227 There was a great piece in the National Lampoon Food Issue, "The Joys of Wife Tasting."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:30 PM

Rumor is that Hyapatia Lee was one of the models therein.
Posted by: Tiffini in Houston at January 19, 2018 05:51 PM (ctuyM)



Actually I only sniffed the, er, "cork."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:52 PM (mbhDw)

231 Rumor is that Hyapatia Lee was one of the models therein.


Taint true.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 05:52 PM (QQ+il)

232 What time dis bitch closing down anyways?

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 05:52 PM (jeefx)

233 The Navy Times says the military won't get paid if the gummint shuts down. Trump oughtta be excoriating the dems over this. Miss Lindsey and Chinless Mitch damn sure aren't gonna do it.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (i0ykY)

Seriously?

Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 19, 2018 05:52 PM (48QDY)

234 224 If McCain was healthy enough to click a couple keys on the keyboard he'd be planting the shiv between Trumps shoulders right now. So you know he's at the door.

*taps a bony foot on a wooden plank*
Posted by: Charon at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (6FqZa)


"I am DEATH!"

- - Monty Python's Meaning of Life

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:52 PM (mbhDw)

235 Ice wants to come into a business California requires they have a warrent, no matter if the business wants to wave that or not.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 05:52 PM (aC6Sd)

236 So what exactly is going on in DC right now? Furious negotiations or are these congresscritters hanging around drinking martinis?

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 05:53 PM (a0IVu)

237 "218 OK, the GOP is now in a winning position. That leaves only one question: how are they going to pull off a tough loss?"

McConnell and Ryan are studying copies of the New Orleans Saints 4th quarter game plan.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 05:53 PM (k1TUh)

238 I bet McCain has a pretty bad headache right about now.

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2018 05:53 PM (HgMAr)

239 We'll take 3000 quarter pounders with cheese. To go.

Posted by: DC Meter Maids at January 19, 2018 05:53 PM (Tyii7)

240 222
Don't all the national parks close like they did the last time.



Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 05:46 PM (hTPT3)

---

Definitely not the way they did last time. They don't have to put up
big screens so that you can't see Mount Rushmore like Obama did--and
spent extra to do.



They're just not staffed and locked up if they have a gate.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (vDqXW)

Assuming there is a gubmint shutdown, wouldn't it be frickin AWESOME to shutdown and barricade the national parks to keep out the women's marches?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 05:53 PM (jxbfJ)

241 233 The Navy Times says the military won't get paid if the gummint shuts down. Trump oughtta be excoriating the dems over this. Miss Lindsey and Chinless Mitch damn sure aren't gonna do it.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (i0ykY)

Seriously?
Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 19, 2018 05:52 PM (48QDY)


I heard Rush mention that all government agencies have contingency funds. Well then just take all the contingency funds from the Dept. of Ed.. IRS, EPA, HUD and wherever else and pay the servicemen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:54 PM (mbhDw)

242 I don't believe polls this far out.

I don't believe polls when they heavily favor the democrat for no reason other than "we hate the republicans."

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 05:54 PM (16bxt)

243 Assuming there is a gubmint shutdown, wouldn't it be frickin AWESOME to shutdown and barricade the national parks to keep out the women's marches?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 05:53 PM (jxbfJ)
---
Well, we'd only have to barricade one...

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 05:54 PM (vDqXW)

244 What time dis bitch closing down anyways?

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 05:52 PM (jeefx)


Both CNN and FoxNews have a countdown ticker going.

But I intend to sleep soundly in my bed tonight knowing that a rude man will be protecting me. One who ventures too close to the beast of the hill.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 05:54 PM (2FqvZ)

245
I wonder how all those pot growers in California looking to make millions on recreational pot feel about their state AG declaring war on the federal government

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 19, 2018 05:54 PM (lKyWE)

246 Slap - wanted to let you know I got your email re:addy for northern. I have been in contact with him and will continue to do so. Thanks to you (and BenHad) for stepping up to help him

Posted by: cfo mom at January 19, 2018 05:54 PM (RfzVr)

247 What I Need toknow is Duck Confit any good?? It's either that or a Braised Lamb Pie, ... maybe Beer Braised Rabbit...(new restaurant time)...serious stuff here, Deplorable Gourmets...

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (zSVEm)

248 I'm going to have to stay away from keyboards for at least three days when McCain goes.

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (16bxt)

249 "Well then just take all the contingency funds from the Dept. of Ed.. IRS, EPA, HUD and wherever else and pay the servicemen."

Mulvaney said he'd make full use of his "transfer authority," so that might be the plan.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (398bZ)

250 I wonder how all those pot growers in California looking to make millions on recreational pot feel about their state AG declaring war on the federal government

That part sucks. That's the only part of Trump's Administration that sucks.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (6FqZa)

251 The federal government is more than ten miles from me. I have no idea how this could possibly affect my life.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (fuK7c)

252 Ben Had, Mitch sent out a twitter whatever graphically linking the CHIP non-issue with DACA. Probably just a reflection of the Beltway GOP's idiotic obsession with amnesty, masquerading as unbelievably dumb politics. Didn't hear any audio from him today.


Last week some GOP congresscritter (can't remember who) pointed out the obvious, for the benefit of the WH: this may well be the *last* chance Trump has to get *any* immigration gainzzz of note in his first term. Absent a GOP blowout in the Senate, reaching 60+ (Graham and a few others are as stupid on immigration as a Gutierrez or a Durbin), this seems like an obvious, mundane observation.


Demand everything in exchange for a skinny DACA. Or count on selling promises of real immigration fixes a 2nd time, for 2020 - with few results to show for the first term.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (QDnY+)

253 218 OK, the GOP is now in a winning position. That leaves only one question: how are they going to pull off a tough loss?
Posted by: George LeS at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (+TcCF)

-----

Last minute Gang of 10 deal to preserve DACA in exchange for fully funding government and an extra $100 billion to liberal interest groups. It was tough negotiation from the $110 billion they wanted.

Also a bipartisan commission set up to investigate Porngate.

Posted by: MAGA at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (JpcyW)

254 Who will be responsible for paying in the DC area for the alcohol, drugs, Kobe beef, caviar, cheese pizza parties, and hotdogs being flow in?

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (jeefx)

255 216 ***** 208 I've been hearing anecdata of democrats getting sick of Muh Resistance and just want the party hacks to start working for the country.

It would help if they started using ball bats instead of feelz
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 19, 2018 05:49 PM (JyFLk)


If that's the case, they (like us) have no party. Since McGovern, that party has been totally hijacked by anti-American Marxist-Leninists.

Better they should wake up, smell the coved-fee-fee and come over to our side.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (mbhDw)

256 we should handle the illegal immigrant thing on a one off basis.

everyone gets a playboy centerfold type spread, online. some tastefully done nudes with an interview form of likes and dislikes, some education info, and criminal record. then we vote.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (GFAq1)

257 Don't the democrats need a plus 11 advantage to win elections by 3 percent?

So if you take away 5 from 11 ... that would be a loss of 2 percent? Plus or minus the level of fraud?
Posted by: Nosbarker Kendricksen

===
The nominal level of fraud is adjusted as necessary.

Posted by: pogomip at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (wf1Cf)

258 How many times can Trump kill us all anyway?This will be what,third time this month?

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (LiyEm)

259 Why hasn't South Carolina recalled Graham? Or fed him to alligators, or something.

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (16bxt)

260 The last government shutdown about 850,000 federal employees were sent home.

The only problem is it wasn't for good.

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (HgMAr)

261 If the over sampled polls are this, reality is surely in trumps favor.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 19, 2018 05:57 PM (ZuGkg)

262 shut it down. change the locks.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 05:57 PM (GFAq1)

263 Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 19, 2018 05:52 PM

Tha Lil PuddinHead Baby is reading it on her phone now.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 19, 2018 05:57 PM (i0ykY)

264 At the intersection of 11th and K Streets in Northwest, a local secret has come out into broad daylight. The first thing you ... DC Prostitutes Selling Sex In Broad Daylight. (seen that) They will still be busy no matter what Congress does....Maybe even some in congress will indulge, not having anything else to do for a few days.

Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 05:57 PM (hTPT3)

265 259 Why hasn't South Carolina recalled Graham? Or fed him to alligators, or something.
Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (16bxt)


It's an open primary there and Democrats, knowing they can't foist one of their own, always rally to the side of the hermaphroditic traitor to ensure conservatism does not get a leg up in Congress.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (mbhDw)

266 Hillary goes I'm not leaving this keyboard for a week

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (aC6Sd)

267 I saw their "homecoming" there several years ago. What a show!
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 19, 2018 05:51 PM (398bZ)

My Bday is right around when they come back to Pensacola. Seen them about 5 years straight. Saw them first in 69 or 70.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (BtQd4)

268 113 Well only one brat mattered since he went all Caine on sibling.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 19, 2018 05:31 PM (pIpVu)

Something about .... walls, IIRC

Posted by: Fox2! at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (MHKOK)

269 253 218 OK, the GOP is now in a winning position. That leaves only one question: how are they going to pull off a tough loss?
Posted by: George LeS at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (+TcCF)

-----

Last minute Gang of 10 deal to preserve DACA in exchange for fully funding government and an extra $100 billion to liberal interest groups. It was tough negotiation from the $110 billion they wanted.

Also a bipartisan commission set up to investigate Porngate.
Posted by: MAGA at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (JpcyW)

SharkWeek filibuster on the Senate floor. All 29 seasons.

Suck it Rino traitors.

Posted by: Based Rand Paul at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (jeefx)

270 Polls... Hillary is going to wipe the floor with Trump.... that is all.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (zSVEm)

271 "Well then just take all the contingency funds from the Dept. of Ed.. IRS, EPA, HUD and wherever else and pay the servicemen."

Mulvaney said he'd make full use of his "transfer authority," so that might be the plan.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (398bZ)

So. Military is non-esssential?

Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (48QDY)

272 so would switching jamie lee curtis for lindsay grahm be a gain or loss for us?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (GFAq1)

273 If the over sampled polls are this, reality is surely in trumps favor.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 19, 2018 05:57 PM (ZuGkg)


This. The Democrats never take into consideration that it only takes ONE GUY with a calculator and five minutes time to figure out the over-sampling rate and lay siege to their bull shit.

They'll never learn.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 05:59 PM (2FqvZ)

274 217
If McCain was healthy enough to click a couple keys on the keyboard he'd be planting the shiv between Trumps shoulders right now. So you know he's at the door.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 05:50 PM (2FqvZ)

He issued a statement earlier today:


''Congress' inability to reach a budget agreement is a total abdication of our responsibility to defend the nation and give our service members the resources they need to succeed," McCain said in a written statement.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 05:59 PM (Enq6K)

275 Senator McCain, try the salmon mousse.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2018 05:59 PM (gC2IV)

276 So what exactly is going on in DC right now? Furious negotiations or are these congresscritters hanging around drinking martinis?

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 05:53 PM (a0IVu)
...............

Behind closed doors furious masturbation.

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2018 05:59 PM (HgMAr)

277 so would switching jamie lee curtis for lindsay grahm be a gain or loss for us?

Would anyone notice?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 06:00 PM (6FqZa)

278 >>259 Why hasn't South Carolina recalled Graham? Or fed him to alligators, or something.

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (16bxt)

We need some liquored up rednecks to find out where he lives and do donuts on his front lawn with their monster trucks.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:00 PM (r9UYA)

279 272 so would switching jamie lee curtis for lindsay grahm be a gain or loss for us?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (GFAq1)

I think she is more Prog than Lindsey... on the other hand, she is more manly....

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:00 PM (zSVEm)

280 will find out more about our Lady of Akito - I believe I've heard of her appartions in Africa.
Posted by: Iris

======
our lady of akita. Japan.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 19, 2018 06:00 PM (ZuGkg)

281 The federal government is more than ten miles from me. I have no idea how this could possibly affect my life.


Just make sure you have a newly issued Birth Certificate, issued since 2005, or a valid US Passport.

Otherwise, you could be deported.

Posted by: Nosbarker Kendricksen at January 19, 2018 06:00 PM (GroCc)

282
let the good times roll
let them knock you around
let the good times roll
let them make you a clown

Posted by: Laissez le Bon temp rouler at January 19, 2018 06:00 PM (2WfB0)

283 In most countries, announcing that you refuse to pay your soldiers is usually followed by a morning alarm from an AK47.

So needless to say, I hope our President resolves the logjam by telling soldiers to loot Congressional offices. Or decides to eschew cleverness and goes for a full on coup. Get creative!

Posted by: trev006 at January 19, 2018 06:00 PM (jRA31)

284 Great, I'm out of rubbers, anitbiotics and C batteries for Don Johnson. Can I start a GOFUNDME page in time?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 19, 2018 06:01 PM (BRpqW)

285 so would switching jamie lee curtis for lindsay grahm be a gain or loss for us?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (GFAq1)

Damn. It's Friday.

Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 19, 2018 06:01 PM (48QDY)

286
so would switching jamie lee curtis for lindsay grahm be a gain or loss for us?



At this point I think switching Lindsey Grahm for Lindsey Lohan would be a net gain for us

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 19, 2018 06:01 PM (lKyWE)

287
Hillary goes I'm not leaving this keyboard for a week

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (aC6Sd)


Everything my Mom told me about not speaking ill of the dead?

Temporary one week hiatus. Then back in force.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 06:01 PM (2FqvZ)

288 I vaguely recall - possibly in error - that an EO has to be issued for furlough "back-pay" to be paid. I would hope, if this is accurate, the WH would announce that it will manage any shut-down to protect vital national interests, and *there will be no pay for furloughed employees or contractors*.


Substantively, politically, absolutely the right approach.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 06:01 PM (QDnY+)

289 everyone gets a playboy centerfold type spread, online. some tastefully done nudes with an interview form of likes and dislikes, some education info, and criminal record. then we vote.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (GFAq1)

Kind of like Switzerland, where your neighbors have a say in whether or not you get citizenship.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 19, 2018 06:01 PM (MHKOK)

290 ''Congress' inability to reach a budget agreement is a total abdication of our responsibility to defend the nation and give our service members the resources they need to succeed," McCain said in a written statement.

I've swallowed placebos with more content, but this is better than what he'd been posting when in his, er, prime.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 06:01 PM (6FqZa)

291 Keep in mind, McCain will probably be buried in Arlington National Cemetery.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:01 PM (r9UYA)

292 I am not a very nice person either...when I read the headlines about a medical emergency at scotus home, I thought rather hopefully...'RBG is bowing out'...

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 06:02 PM (a0IVu)

293 272
so would switching jamie lee curtis for lindsay grahm be a gain or loss for us?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 05:58 PM (GFAq1)

You haven't seen her (Curtis just so we are clear) in the movie True Lies?? See that, and you have your answer.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 06:02 PM (jxbfJ)

294 What I Need toknow is Duck Confit any good?? It's either that or a Braised Lamb Pie, ... maybe Beer Braised Rabbit...(new restaurant time)...serious stuff here, Deplorable Gourmets...
Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (zSVEm)


Duck Confit is delicious if made right.

We're having Gascony Roast Leg of Lamb with Anchovies and Garlic (Gigot d'agneau en Gasconnade, avec de l'Ail et des Anchois)


Roasted potatoes and carrots with garlic and thyme.

Salad

Wine

Nice Friday night dinner.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2018 06:02 PM (fceHP)

295 Senator McCain, try the salmon mousse.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2018 05:59 PM (gC2IV)


You misspelled undercooked.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 06:03 PM (2FqvZ)

296

Which is why I am loving the idea of the entire Education Department getting furlowed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 05:38 PM (k1TUh)







I'm thinking that if they ARE allowed to return to work, they all need to find a memo on their desk detailing their new job responsibilities - masons and construction labor on the rural New Mexico leg of the TrumpWall.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 06:03 PM (eXA4G)

297 everyone gets a playboy centerfold type spread, online. some tastefully done nudes with an interview form of likes and dislikes, some education info, and criminal record. then we vote.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (GFAq1)

Kind of like Switzerland, where your neighbors have a say in whether or not you get citizenship.
Posted by: Fox2! at January




same concept. everyone keeps focusing upon the intelligence and or education of immigrants but why not get the smart, hot, educated immigrants? we are the ones making the rules, why not make them in our favor?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 06:03 PM (GFAq1)

298 292
I am not a very nice person either...when I read the headlines about a
medical emergency at scotus home, I thought rather hopefully...'RBG is
bowing out'...


Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 06:02 PM (a0IVu)

That old bitty will go to her grave kicking, screaming and scratching the whole way. I don't think Satan has nutted up enough yet to go get her.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 06:03 PM (jxbfJ)

299 How many times can Trump kill us all anyway?This will be what,third time this month?

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM (LiyEm)
---
Got me.

Posted by: Zombie Koi-feeding Casualty at January 19, 2018 06:03 PM (vDqXW)

300 Mrs. Generic Republican must be very proud of her husband tonight

Posted by: coffee, stove, dogs, coffee at January 19, 2018 06:03 PM (4u7kU)

301
Looking at the polls over the years, all I can conclude is that the Democrats control the -

stone-cold retarded socialist scumbag sector of the population,

which surprisingly appears to be about 30-34% of Americans.

No matter how stupid or anti-middle class or anti-American or anti-logic or anti-scientific whatever it is the Dims proclaim, these idiots follow in lockstep.

I would've thought maybe 10-12% at most but the science is settled,

30-34% percent of your fellow Americans want to see this country destroyed.


Lovely.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2018 06:03 PM (E3rQ4)

302 290 ''Congress' inability to reach a budget agreement is a total abdication of our responsibility to defend the nation and give our service members the resources they need to succeed," McCain said in a written statement.

-------

All that from "beep, beep"?

Posted by: MAGA at January 19, 2018 06:03 PM (JpcyW)

303 African-Americans ought to be viewing this constant wooing of illegals by the dems with alarm. Once the dems have a big enough coalition with illegals, Muslims, gays, and furries, they will jettison the black vote just like they did the blue collar white vote.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 19, 2018 06:04 PM (2NqXo)

304 We need some liquored up rednecks to find out where he lives and do donuts on his front lawn with their monster trucks.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:00 PM (r9UYA)

Lindsay lives in DC.


So he'd be surrounded by juice-boxers doing pirouettes on their Segways.

Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 19, 2018 06:04 PM (48QDY)

305 What I Need toknow is Duck Confit any good?? It's either that or a Braised Lamb Pie, ... maybe Beer Braised Rabbit...(new restaurant time)...serious stuff here, Deplorable Gourmets...
Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (zSVEm)


Each of these sounds good. Depends on your mood.

Check one of the restaurant sites, like Tripadvisor and read the opinions. Many times they give advice on the dishes. Look for patterns of likes and dislikes. They usually show pictures of the dishes there too.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2018 06:04 PM (fceHP)

306 You haven't seen her (Curtis just so we are clear) in the movie True Lies?? See that, and you have your answer.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January




yeah she was good there but even better in Fish Called Wanda or something. Should we restrict ourselves only to True Lies I would go with Tia Carrere.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 06:05 PM (GFAq1)

307 "You all come for one beautiful cause: to build a society where life is celebrated, protected, and cherished. The March for Life is a movement born out of love," Trump continued. "You love every child, born and unborn, because you believe that every life is sacred, that every child is a precious gift from God."

Now, how hard was that to say?

But somehow, pro-life folks are haters for making women not kill their babies, which those women cooperated in creating, along with God.

I imagine the JEF's head exploding, or at least, having an aneurism. Because, haters.

Posted by: Manitowoc Minute at January 19, 2018 06:05 PM (7UW64)

308 He issued a statement earlier today:


''Congress' inability to reach a budget agreement is a total abdication of our responsibility to defend the nation and give our service members the resources they need to succeed," McCain said in a written statement.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 05:59 PM (Enq6K)


No kidding? Usually the MSM parades every Trump stab in the back as front page news. Kinda telling that even they are ignoring him.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 06:05 PM (2FqvZ)

309 Keep in mind, McCain will probably be buried in Arlington National Cemetery.


Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:01 PM (r9UYA)
...........

That's so when he goes full zombie and claws his way out of the grave he won't be far from D.C.

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2018 06:05 PM (HgMAr)

310 "Health watch" of hope.


McCain
Cochran
Sotomayor
Ginsburg
Kennedy
Senator from KS


Please.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 06:05 PM (QDnY+)

311 Such negative waves.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 06:05 PM (/tuJf)

312 Otherwise, you could be deported.


Nobody gets deported. Illegals don't get deported. To steal a line from "The Departed" my people are dug in like ticks. We're white trash, but we're American.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 06:06 PM (fuK7c)

313 you know the hillibilly joke, where the guys shows up and tells his neighbor there is going to be a whole lot of drinking and screwing? lindsay grahm was disapointed when he found out it was a joke.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 06:06 PM (GFAq1)

314 311
Such negative waves.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 06:05 PM (/tuJf)

Yeah... need some Good Vibrations....

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:06 PM (zSVEm)

315
127 I'm hoping we'll be rewarded with another Congressional dem sit in.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (r9UYA)


We'll roast s'mores! And wear footie jammies! And listen to Cory Booker tell oogie-boogie scary stories! And, and, and ... play pin the tail on the clump of non-viable undifferentiated cells! And ...

-- Dink Doink Donks in Congress

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 06:06 PM (pNxlR)

316 Thank you for contacting the White House. We are carefully reviewing your message.

President Donald J. Trump believes the strength of our country lies in the spirit of the American people and their willingness to stay informed and get involved. President Trump appreciates you taking the time to reach out.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2018 06:07 PM (iiixZ)

317 304
....juice-boxers....
Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 19, 2018 06:04 PM (48QDY)

Don't you mean --
Gays with man buns puffing on douche flutes (vaping) when they aren't puffing on each other.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 06:07 PM (jxbfJ)

318 Hey, it's Fish Fry Friday! Time to get back to real life.

See ya later!

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2018 06:07 PM (2WfB0)

319 30-34% percent of your fellow Americans want to see this country destroyed.


Lovely.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2018 06:03 PM (E3rQ4)

47% do not pay taxes. about 10% of Citizens pay 90% of taxes. Every major program has never funded correctly and passed of to next generation. your point.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 06:07 PM (BtQd4)

320 I would go with Tia Carrere.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 06:05 PM (GFAq1)

Stuffed.

Look close. You can see the tissue paper.

Posted by: golfman - apostrophes dont work until ??? at January 19, 2018 06:07 PM (48QDY)

321 FBI investigating another person involved in the Vegas shooting. I knew it. I fucking knew it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 06:07 PM (dUJdY)

322 "Health watch" of hope.


McCain
Cochran
Sotomayor
Ginsburg
Kennedy
Senator from KS


Please.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 06:05 PM (QDnY+)


I can't believe Ginsburg is still holding on. She sleeps so much, her heart must be weak.

Sotomayor not a very wise latina after all.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2018 06:07 PM (fceHP)

323 291 Keep in mind, McCain will probably be buried in Arlington National Cemetery.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:01 PM (r9UYA)

Probably the toughest place to take a piss in the country but let that stop you

Posted by: coffee, stove, dogs, coffee at January 19, 2018 06:07 PM (4u7kU)

324 305 What I Need toknow is Duck Confit any good?? It's either that or a Braised Lamb Pie, ... maybe Beer Braised Rabbit...(new restaurant time)...serious stuff here, Deplorable Gourmets...
Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 05:55 PM (zSVEm)

Each of these sounds good. Depends on your mood.

Check one of the restaurant sites, like Tripadvisor and read the opinions. Many times they give advice on the dishes. Look for patterns of likes and dislikes. They usually show pictures of the dishes there too.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 19, 2018 06:04 PM (fceHP)


The hell???

Just whip out your Deplorable Gourmet Cookbook and whip up a batch of Barf in a Bowl.

Crikey, it's like I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: Manitowoc Minute at January 19, 2018 06:08 PM (7UW64)

325 127 I'm hoping we'll be rewarded with another Congressional dem sit in.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (r9UYA)

They do that again, block the exits, pour gasoline everywhere and light it.

Problem solved.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 06:08 PM (jxbfJ)

326 Nobody gets deported.


Ya, you're right because being 'deported' doesn't mean much anymore 'cuz them what get deported keep coming back, repeatedly.

Posted by: Nosbarker Kendricksen at January 19, 2018 06:08 PM (GroCc)

327 douche flutes (vaping)


LOL

Stolen

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:08 PM (r9UYA)

328 "Health watch" of hope.

Leaky Lehy and DiFi have got to be getting up there.

Posted by: Juan McCain at January 19, 2018 06:08 PM (+Tibp)

329 325
127 I'm hoping we'll be rewarded with another Congressional dem sit in.


Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 05:33 PM (r9UYA)

They do that again, block the exits, pour gasoline everywhere and light it.

Problem solved.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 06:08 PM (jxbfJ)
No need for all that...just cut off access to the toilets.

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 06:08 PM (a0IVu)

330 This should be in a movie thread, but an absolutely hilarious little movie that was totally ignored was "Drowning Mona". Dannie Devito, Bette Midler, Jamie Lee Curtis.

And if you don't like Bette Midler, don't worry, the movie opens with her being murdered. The rest of the movie is exploring why everyone where she lived hated her so much that they all wanted her dead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 06:09 PM (k1TUh)

331
The Navy Times says the military won't get paid if the gummint shuts down.

News report said military won't get paid but congress still does.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 06:09 PM (IqV8l)

332 Don't you mean --
Gays with man buns puffing on douche flutes (vaping) when they aren't puffing on each other.



Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 06:07 PM (jxbfJ)

Yeah. all lips and attitude.

Plus a good case of head lice.

But mostly attitude.

Posted by: Manitowoc Minute at January 19, 2018 06:09 PM (7UW64)

333 I forgot about the pajama parties the dems will have tonight. Sitting on the floor in the halls of congress, exciting times.

Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 06:09 PM (hTPT3)

334 30-34% percent of your fellow Americans want to see this country destroyed.


Lovely.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2018 06:03 PM (E3rQ4)


You're welcome.

Posted by: Educational Institutions at January 19, 2018 06:10 PM (iX3+9)

335 All the Thai lady bois will stave in America!

Posted by: JLC at January 19, 2018 06:10 PM (jeefx)

336 Thanks for the good advice, artisanal 'ette... this place has been open for a week... I am girding my loins for the Restaurant Follies/ Keystone Cops spectacle....

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:10 PM (zSVEm)

337 311 Always the negative waves

FIFY

Posted by: Oddball at January 19, 2018 06:10 PM (aC6Sd)

338 Just wait 2 weeks until the tax cuts kick in on withholdings and 85% of employees see instant raises.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 06:11 PM (kAZMe)

339 Polls, now with extra Schmoll

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:11 PM (39g3+)

340 And if you don't like Bette Midler, don't worry, the movie opens with her being murdered. The rest of the movie is exploring why everyone where she lived hated her so much that they all wanted her dead.

Soo.. .life imitates art.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 06:11 PM (dUJdY)

341 DiFi exhibiting increasingly stark signs of decline. Check the twatters (incl. Trump's, though he doesn't set context/explain).


Most saw her comical shifting explanations for releasing a SSCI document last week. This week she's stumbling around giving contradictory answers on her position on a CR - within minutes.


No "health watch of hope" for her, as, obviously, she will only be replaced by someone younger, more energetic - and in her case, probably far more radical and freakish.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 06:11 PM (QDnY+)

342 I kept my balls in a jar to use on days like today.

Posted by: JLC at January 19, 2018 06:12 PM (jeefx)

343 No need for all that...just cut off access to the toilets.

"What do you think hallways are for?"
--EPA worker

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:12 PM (39g3+)

344 They do that again, block the exits, pour gasoline everywhere and light it.

Problem solved.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 06:08 PM (jxbfJ)

remember Guy Fawkes is a hero to the left.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 06:12 PM (BtQd4)

345 Baltimore sacked it Police Commissioner today because of rising crime. It must be tough to fight crime when you don't let the police go where the crime is.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 06:13 PM (+Tibp)

346 Everyone gets paid during the shutdown, just afterwards. But nobody actually loses any pay.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 06:13 PM (kAZMe)

347 What are the internals of the NBC Poll?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 06:13 PM (Eqkr2)

348 Sotmayor never looked terribly healthy to me, but you can never tell from looks. Ginsberg I don't expect to finish this year, but then I figured Bill Clinton might not get through 2017 too. All those intravenous souls of teenage girls are keeping him going I guess

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:13 PM (39g3+)

349 No matter how stupid or anti-middle class or anti-American or anti-logic or anti-scientific whatever it is the Dims proclaim, these idiots follow in lockstep.

I would've thought maybe 10-12% at most but the science is settled,

30-34% percent of your fellow Americans want to see this country destroyed.


Lovely.
Posted by: naturalfake


those are the hard core parasites. every vote is against the host. they're not dumb, they're just useless.

Posted by: x at January 19, 2018 06:14 PM (nFwvY)

350 hey do that again, block the exits, pour gasoline everywhere and light it.



Problem solved.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 06:08 PM (jxbfJ)



Hitler (Trump) is going to burn the reichstag again?

Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 06:14 PM (hTPT3)

351 347

What are the internals of the NBC Poll?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 06:13 PM (Eqkr2)

Details.... we don't need no stinking details....

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:14 PM (zSVEm)

352 everyone gets a playboy centerfold type spread
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 05:56 PM


That staple through the umbilicus hurts worse that a tramp-stamp tattoo, you know.

Posted by: Tiffini in Ft. Worth at January 19, 2018 06:15 PM (ctuyM)

353 333 I forgot about the pajama parties the dems will have tonight. Sitting on the floor in the halls of congress, exciting times.


Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 06:09 PM (hTPT3)

If it's anything like the protests in Madison over shitcanning the unions, bring disinfectant. They smeared crap all over the marble walls, along with Sharpie slogans which didn't eventually come all the way off.

If there's anything liberals are good at, it's destruction.

And historical and legal illiteracy, but mostly destruction.

Posted by: Manitowoc Minute at January 19, 2018 06:15 PM (7UW64)

354
347 What are the internals of the NBC Poll?


Poultry entrails and used scratch to win lotto tickets.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 06:15 PM (pNxlR)

355 If it's true that the military won't be paid, why didn't Ryan and McConnel rush through an appropriations bill so that they would? Doesn't anyone know how to play this game?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2018 06:15 PM (gC2IV)

356 I sell country spare ribs and hear the bubbling of taters on the stove. Nothing like spare ribs and smashed taters.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 19, 2018 06:15 PM (R5lpX)

357
those are the hard core parasites. every vote is against the host. they're not dumb, they're just useless."

And that's how all of the members of the CBC get reelected, every time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 06:15 PM (k1TUh)

358 remember Guy Fawkes is a hero to the left.

Which is hilarious to me, Anglo-Irish wanna-be Catholic.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 06:15 PM (6FqZa)

359 Smell dammit

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 19, 2018 06:16 PM (R5lpX)

360 Someday Democrats will get both oars in the water at the same time.

It won't be in my lifetime, or in the lifetime of my grandchildren, but mark my words: someday they won't be rowing in circles.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at January 19, 2018 06:16 PM (YvCEw)

361 But, but...who's going to man person the barricades at the Veterans Memorial?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 06:16 PM (58eZn)

362 And what of the insurance looters, er, companies bail-out $$? Trump in the past has made very specific, very harsh comments about never agreeing to this awful idea. Have seen nothing about it in re the CR.


Have no basis for hope on this, but I hope someone in Trump's inner circle recognizes that now is the time to die on all the hills. Re-introduce politics to politics, run against the Dems and some GOP on wildly popular issues, change Congress, and then do serious work.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 06:17 PM (QDnY+)

363 347 What are the internals of the NBC Poll?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 06:13 PM (Eqkr2)

Never look too closely at the internals. Just trust us. Totally not a trick or a trap.

Posted by: JLC at January 19, 2018 06:17 PM (jeefx)

364 I sell country spare ribs and hear the bubbling of taters on the stove. Nothing like spare ribs and smashed taters.
Posted by: Traveling Man
-----------

Bah

Posted by: Bangers and mash at January 19, 2018 06:17 PM (58eZn)

365 Trump signed the FISA reauthorization bill and also pretty much confirmed what is in the House Intel memo. FISA abuse to spy on his campaign.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 06:18 PM (/tuJf)

366 Someday Democrats will get both oars in the water at the same time.

They're more like a trireme, there are dozens of the buggers all rowing different directions at once. Pretty regularly enough of them row the same direction as to gain some momentum despite the chaos.

But instead of organizing or rowing against them, the Republicans are standing in the back of the boat lecturing them and being ignored.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:18 PM (39g3+)

367 I would like an order of ribs and taters please. And a medium coke.

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (Sfs6o)

368 348 Sotmayor never looked terribly healthy to me, but you can never tell from looks. Ginsberg I don't expect to finish this year, but then I figured Bill Clinton might not get through 2017 too. All those intravenous souls of teenage girls are keeping him going I guess
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:13 PM (39g3+)

She has already past her SBD for a person with her condition especially being fat which os a major no no

Posted by: coffee, stove, dogs, coffee at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (4u7kU)

369 >>Nothing like spare ribs and smashed taters.


What's Taters?

Posted by: Gollum at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (Eqkr2)

370 hey do that again, block the exits, pour gasoline everywhere and light it.



Problem solved.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2018 06:08 PM (jxbfJ)

Great way to feed the hobos for 2 weeks.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (jeefx)

371 341 No "health watch of hope" for her, as, obviously, she will only be replaced by someone younger, more energetic - and in her case, probably far more radical and freakish.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 06:11 PM (QDnY+)


I could actually see that commie terrorist scrunt Yvette Felarca filling Pelosi's seat. California is just that far gone.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (NL6wI)

372 Layer of ribs, layer of apples, layer of cabbage, then repeat... all in a Dutch oven in the stove at 300 for 3 hours....

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (zSVEm)

373
I sell country spare ribs and hear the bubbling of taters on the stove. Nothing like spare ribs and smashed taters.
Posted by: Traveling Man
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How much do you charge for your ribs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (IqV8l)

374 >>>I don't know. I think John McCain would be hard pressed to give up Lindsey<<<

Until Lindsey characterizes sex with John as "textbook generic" I don't see either one coming down in the polls.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (bJ0w+)

375 /off sock

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (NL6wI)

376 Maybe Ruthy has one of the Ringwrathes rings.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 06:20 PM (aC6Sd)

377 would like an order of ribs and taters please. And a medium coke.
Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (Sfs6o)

Sorry, we only serve Pepsi in this establishment.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 19, 2018 06:20 PM (R5lpX)

378 333 I forgot about the pajama parties the dems will have tonight. Sitting on the floor in the halls of congress, exciting times.
Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 06:09 PM (hTPT3)

Staffers had made a run on depends and pullups at local stores. Film at 11.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 06:20 PM (BtQd4)

379 369
>>Nothing like spare ribs and smashed taters.


What's Taters?
Posted by: Gollum at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM (Eqkr2)

Po-Ta-Toes.... honestly, you're hopeless...

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:20 PM (zSVEm)

380 I would like an order of ribs and taters please. And a medium coke.
Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 06:19 PM


Pork or Bronto? Wet or dry? German or mustard?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2018 06:21 PM (ctuyM)

381 The military will be funded and Mexico is gonna fucking pay for that too!

Posted by: Donald Trump at January 19, 2018 06:21 PM (gC2IV)

382 Smell dammit
Posted by: Traveling Man
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I already do.

Posted by: Mikhail Baryshnikov at January 19, 2018 06:21 PM (58eZn)

383 A Pepsi will be fine. Can I substitute fries for the taters?

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 06:22 PM (Sfs6o)

384 I like potatoes.

Posted by: Trumpy at January 19, 2018 06:22 PM (UdKB7)

385 I can't imagine a more perfect nightmare for the left than to have like 4 supreme court judge replacements by Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:22 PM (39g3+)

386 >>333 I forgot about the pajama parties the dems will have tonight. Sitting on the floor in the halls of congress, exciting times.
Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 06:09 PM (hTPT3)

The last time half of those relics needed help getting back up.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:22 PM (r9UYA)

387 1% tax on money wires to Mexico could pay for most of the wall.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 06:22 PM (Jrchd)

388 Phas3 update?

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2018 06:22 PM (ctuyM)

389 Staffers had made a run on depends and pullups at local stores. Film at 11.
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Chick-Fil-A should send over sandwiches.

Posted by: Mikhail Baryshnikov at January 19, 2018 06:23 PM (58eZn)

390 387
1% tax on money wires to Mexico could pay for most of the wall.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 06:22 PM (Jrchd)

Actually an excellent idea....

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2018 06:23 PM (zSVEm)

391 >>>>>348 Sotmayor never looked terribly healthy to me, but you can never tell
from looks. Ginsberg I don't expect to finish this year, but then I
figured Bill Clinton might not get through 2017 too. All those
intravenous souls of teenage girls are keeping him going I guess

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 06:13 PM (39g3+)



She has already past her SBD for a person with her condition especially being fat which os a major no no
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.That plus she continues to seriously over eat. She looks like she has gained 20+ pounds since she was appointed to SCOTUS. Pretty soon she is going to start involuntarily shedding extremities if she doesn't get her weight under control. Diabetes is extremely unforgiving, especially at her age.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 19, 2018 06:23 PM (+Dllb)

392
Geez, for the first time in a month the space heater at my feet turned off.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 06:23 PM (2FqvZ)

393 1% tax on money wires to Mexico could pay for most of the wall.
Posted by: #neverskankles


80%.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 06:24 PM (rpAqR)

394 that pic on BB is creepy...its like Schumer is checking out Pelosi's boobs.

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 06:24 PM (a0IVu)

395 I'll take a double order of gesso

Posted by: coffee, stove, dogs, coffee at January 19, 2018 06:24 PM (4u7kU)

396 I forgot about the pajama parties the dems will have tonight. Sitting on the floor in the halls of congress, exciting times.

Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 06:09 PM (hTPT3)
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Just make sure to fill the coffers for the sexual harassment slush fund, first.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 06:24 PM (vDqXW)

397 Smell dammit
Posted by: Traveling Man


Smell the glove!

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at January 19, 2018 06:24 PM (ANIFC)

398 I want to pay for the meal partly with an out of state third party check and the rest on this visa credit card. And yes, I am Mr. Gertrude P. Needlemyer.

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2018 06:25 PM (Sfs6o)

399 1% tax on money wires to Mexico could pay for most of the wall.

Increasing by another 1% every year. After a decade they'd be paying as much as actual Americans and beat feet.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 06:25 PM (2FqvZ)

400 Smell the glove!
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at January 19, 2018 06:24 PM (ANIFC)
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Only it wasn't a glove.

Posted by: David St. Hubbins at January 19, 2018 06:25 PM (vDqXW)

401 And an natto temaki

Posted by: coffee, stove, dogs, coffee at January 19, 2018 06:25 PM (4u7kU)

402 Pretty soon she is going to start involuntarily shedding extremities if she doesn't get her weight under control.





does that affect the balance of the court?

Posted by: x at January 19, 2018 06:26 PM (nFwvY)

403 What's the monthly U.S. Military payroll?

Would be awesome if Trump personally underwrote a loan program for troops and their families. Maybe include Koch's and a few others.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at January 19, 2018 06:26 PM (vqvBi)

404 >>402 Pretty soon she is going to start involuntarily shedding extremities if she doesn't get her weight under control.

Eileen Sotomayer?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 06:26 PM (r9UYA)