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Flashback: Defense Sec. Robert Gates Somehow Felt Compelled to Pledge His Loyalty to Obama; Bob Schieffert Accused Gates of a Lack of "Loyalty" In Writing a Memoir About His Obama Years

The NeverTrumpers are virtue signalling en masse that we never would have put up with a President Obama who demanded a pledge of loyalty from a cabinet-level officer who's actual loyalty lay with the Constitution, had he done that.

Well here's the thing: President Obama did do that, or so it seems -- we don't have the full conversation (Gates did not apparently write a memo about it immediately after it occurs). At the very least, the conversation seems to have gone into the area of Gates' loyalty to Obama -- with Gates pledging loyalty, of a kind.

Why did Gates go down this road? Certainly seems like Obama must have prompted him along these lines, no?

I'm going to assume the answer "Yes," because people don't routinely pledge loyalty to individual men without that being sought.

Even if you somehow believe Gates pledged loyalty to Obama without prompting, then you'd have to take Gates as expert testimony that people who actually work in the upper reaches of official DC understand that if you want a job, or want to keep your job, you're expected to tell a president you're loyal to him.

And, frankly, I gotta say, the politics in DC are right now so obvious and obviously rotten that the first question I'd have for anyone -- including law enforcement and intelligence officials, who naive authority-worshiping conservatives childishly still maintain are above any such doubt -- is "Are you actually working for the Democrat Establishment?"

I trust Bob Gates understand better what the normal and usual course of conduct is in Official DC then some gadfly writers imagining a movie-set ideal of how Washington works.

The NeverTrumpers didn't make any noise about Gates' statement. In fact, no one did. I think it's only being revealed now. Still, now that it has been revealed, they haven't exactly rushed to point out this problem with their own Narrative:



Later, in 2014, when Gates wrote a tell-all (or tell-some, I'm thinking) book about the Obama years, CBS' then-nightly anchor Bob Schieffert accused him of a lack of "loyalty" and for making life "harder" for President Obama.

I think there's a certain loyalty to the presidency. And I think when you make it harder for a president while he is still in office I think -- I have problems with that.

Newsbusters, which made an issue of this, which as far as I know the NeverTrumpers did not, noted:


Strangely, Schieffer did not share such sentiments in 2008, when Scott McClellan, former Press Secretary to George W. Bush, published a harsh critique of Bush while he was still in office.

So it's all a bit too much to have the flighty abortive presidential candidate David French now twisting his knickers over Trump similarly requesting "loyalty" from a subordinate.

It's now the vogue to call this "whataboutism," whereas I would call it context: if a certain practice is common and tolerated, then it's simple factual context to note that, not "whataboutism."

For example, the media/NeverTrumpers make much of Trump's "contacts" with foreign leaders, without noting the critical context that every president (and president-elect) has "contacts" with foreign leaders, and never before has it even been suggested that this alone was somehow evidence of guilt of some kind.

When Claire McCaskill made a big deal over Sessions' private meetings with Russian Foreign Ambassador Kislyak, it was not "whataboutism," but simple, useful, factual context to note she herself had had private meetings with Kislyak.

If she had had such meetings, and they were no evidence of anything at all except being a Senator, why should we suddenly apply a completely different rule to Sessions?

If "loyalty" is in fact asked about -- and I don't think Gates would have pledged loyalty had Obama not hinted around the subject -- as part of the everyday workings in Washington, then it is not "whataboutism" but simple application of the generally governing rule to say "If Obama did it, then Trump can do it."

And if you didn't complain about it then, but complain of requests for loyalty now -- why are you treating the two situations differently?

Are you like Claire McCaskill, who sees one rule for herself (meeting with Kislyak is normal and proper) and another rule for a political opponent (if Jeff Sessions meets with Kislyak, it's a sign of deep corruption and indeed treason)?

It is not "whataboutism" to insist that the same rule be applied to the same situations, even if you find yourself now rather admiring of that jaunty crease in Obama's trousers, and even if you don't like this Tangerine Tyrant.

In the guise of "You wouldn't say this if Obama did it," many casually overlook the fact that Obama did do it and they themselves said nothing much about it.

And that what little they said had absolutely no effect.

This is called precedent -- if you plead for a rule in a court case, but lose, then the opposite rule now becomes the rule. You don't have to go on playing by the rule you urged -- and the rule that was rejected.

So it's not that the anti-anti-Trumpers are being inconsistent here -- we didn't think this was a big deal back then (largely, I have to confess, because the media hid it from us, or no one thought to even ask anyone about it pre-Trump), as we're not making a big deal of Trump's thing now.

But the NeverTrumpers and the mainstream media, an increasingly difficult set of twins to distinguish between, did not make any grief about this, but now are labeling Trump's similar request for "loyalty" -- same as Obama asked of Gates -- an impeachable offense.

Who is it being inconsistent in favor of the president they plainly prefer and the president they plainly despise again, fellers?

Incidentally, Comey confirms that yes, he told Trump three times -- just as Trump said, and just as "sources close to Comey" denied -- that Trump was not the subject of any FBI investigation.

Trump asked him to make this fact public -- Comey refused.

Because, he claimed, that was merely a fact. It could change. So he would refuse to put out a true fact about the state of the investigation -- that is, there isn't one-- while the leakers leaked and the media insisted otherwise.



In fact, Trump was right to ask where Comey's loyalties lay -- because a former AG under Bush asserted that Comey did in fact have political loyalties: It's just that those loyalties lay with Chuck Schumer and the scorched-earth wing of the Democrat Party.

One more thing:


If the Useful Idiots don't know that they're being used as catspaws, well, they're too prideful to ever realize they are in fact Useful Idiots.

Open thread.

Update: Comey's "friends" told their media friends that Trump must be lying about having assured Trump that he wasn't under investigation -- see, they were "familiar with Comey's thinking" and knew, as a fact, that he would never offer such an assurance.

I guess the media's sources with intimate familiarity with Comey's mindthoughts and soulpatterns aren't quite as intimately familiar with his brain as they claimed.

Posted by: Ace at 07:10 PM




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1 >>>>>Notice how CNN immediately removed countdown clock after they realized Comey's testimony helps Trump.
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.
.I knew that was going to happen.

Posted by: The Great White Scostsman at June 07, 2017 07:05 PM (le7jz)

2 You know who else had Loyalty Oaths?

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2017 07:05 PM (XSEwK)

3 Yes, i went Godwin in the second comment.

But they were both good Socialists.

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2017 07:06 PM (XSEwK)

4 If Gates had to pledge loyalty, what does that say about the independence and integrity of Holder, Lynch, and the rest of Obama's inner circle?

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2017 07:08 PM (XSEwK)

5 Well, there's no real confusion about this.
The Media isn't impartial. The Left isn't impartial.

Anything that can be used to hurt Conservatives will be used. They don't have to worry about fairness or consistency because they're fighting 'evil'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 07:08 PM (3OIiX)

6 OK, I guess this post is pulled for now?

No?

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2017 07:09 PM (XSEwK)

7 fascism is a heresy of socialism

Hitler wasn't even a good socialist.

Man...this Hitler guy...I hate him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 07:09 PM (3OIiX)

8 We don't ask for loyalty oaths but we do vigorously enforce them.

Posted by: The Left at June 07, 2017 07:09 PM (DpLWB)

9 Hey CNN, start the clock on when the Supreme Court finds out when human life begins. Begin the display with 44 years.

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 07, 2017 07:10 PM (HCnEB)

10 You know who else had Loyalty Oaths?

Yeah. Harry Truman.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 07, 2017 07:11 PM (qJhUV)

11 At least we will not have to worry about the Hillary Youth?

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2017 07:11 PM (XSEwK)

12 Loyalty is hard to come by.

Posted by: Zombie Nixon at June 07, 2017 07:11 PM (aEGbc)

13 If only the GOP would pledge an oath of loyalty to the base...

Oh, and fuck GWB

Posted by: Under Fire at June 07, 2017 07:12 PM (l4aLi)

14 The Clinton's did reward the loyalty of their inner circle well.

I think Obama is hoping his fellow progressives will reward his inner circle. So far, it appears he was correct. They are being well taken care of.

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2017 07:14 PM (XSEwK)

15 NorK's fire off multiple ballistic missiles just now.

Drudge Siren.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 07, 2017 07:15 PM (l4aLi)

16 The Executive Branch of government enforces the laws.

This idea that the FBI Director is somehow above the individual whom the American people actually elected is ridiculous.

The FBI Director works for the President, if that's an issue, there's the door.

Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 07:15 PM (hVd7x)

17 SpaceX was awarded the contract for the next X37B launch. That seems like a big deal.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 07, 2017 07:15 PM (RuyTK)

18 So ... Government ain't workin'. The System is Fucked.

At what point do we quit the Autopsy ?

That's not a dare. Not a challenge. I'm honestly curious about where everybody is on this.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 07:15 PM (fiGNd)

19 2 You know who else had Loyalty Oaths?
Posted by: rd at June 07, 2017 07:05 PM (XSEwK)

Everyone who fought for the South after losing the Civil War?

Posted by: Don Q. at June 07, 2017 07:15 PM (NgKpN)

20 Crap. I thought this was the now-old new thread and I read it all including the links.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 07, 2017 07:15 PM (nlbfN)

21 Are they serious with this nonsense?

Of course a boss demands loyalty of his employees, whether implicit or explicit.

If you're not loyal to your boss, you get fired at most jobs.

For example, if I called the local newspaper to report on everything my boss says, she'd probably not want to keep me around for too long. And people would think she was an idiot if she did.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 07, 2017 07:16 PM (wmaTe)

22 Loyalty.

I know what the Democrats are loyal to.

Here is my question,

Who is my Republican Representative more Loyal and responsive to, his voters for his donors?

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2017 07:17 PM (XSEwK)

23 At least we will not have to worry about the Hillary Youth?
The fucking Brown Shorts!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 07, 2017 07:17 PM (nlbfN)

24 Scogg-

I'm ready with the flamethrower.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2017 07:17 PM (89T5c)

25 I'm getting pretty sick of this shit.

Posted by: Weasel at June 07, 2017 07:18 PM (Sfs6o)

26 >>>>>2 You know who else had Loyalty Oaths?

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2017 07:05 PM (XSEwK)



Everyone who fought for the South after losing the Civil War?
.
.
.
.And the ones who didn't swear the oath could not own property, open a business or vote......go figure.

Posted by: The Great White Scostsman at June 07, 2017 07:18 PM (le7jz)

27 21 Are they serious with this nonsense?

Of course a boss demands loyalty of his employees, whether implicit or explicit.

If you're not loyal to your boss, you get fired at most jobs.

For example, if I called the local newspaper to report on everything my boss says, she'd probably not want to keep me around for too long. And people would think she was an idiot if she did.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 07, 2017 07:16 PM (wmaTe)

Especially when the FBI can't seem to find those who are leaking classified material.

The only way they caught the latest one was when the Paper called the NSA, asking for comment about the document...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 07, 2017 07:18 PM (NgKpN)

28 So I have to wonder... can the media and the rest of the left keep up this level of outrage for 4 (or years straight? Or will they all rage stroke out at some point?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 07, 2017 07:18 PM (wmaTe)

29 South Korea's new liberal president announces that he's suspending THAAD installation and Phat Ho launches a bunch of missiles.

Hmm...

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 07, 2017 07:18 PM (RuyTK)

30 .And the ones who didn't swear the oath could not own property, open a business or vote......go figure.
Posted by: The Great White Scostsman at June 07, 2017 07:18 PM (le7jz)

they still couldn't vote...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 07, 2017 07:18 PM (NgKpN)

31 You know who else demanded loyalty oaths?











Bill Cosby.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 07, 2017 07:18 PM (2qHjF)

32 29 South Korea's new liberal president announces that he's suspending THAAD installation and Phat Ho launches a bunch of missiles.

I saw that. Going short on Samsung and Kia.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 07, 2017 07:19 PM (l4aLi)

33 Or will they all rage stroke out at some point?

One can only hope that happens.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 07, 2017 07:19 PM (OlNRF)

34 You know who else demanded loyalty oaths?

The minister at my brothers' weddings

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 07, 2017 07:20 PM (6FqZa)

35 So I have to wonder... can the media and the rest of the left keep up this level of outrage for 4 (or years straight? Or will they all rage stroke out at some point?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

+++++

I see one of two things happening.

People will either simply tune them out altogether (already happening) or voters will get so sick of the drama they will vote Trump out just to not have every week be impeachment drama.

It's basically media blackmail. Vote our way or we will put this nation in crisis 24/7.

Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 07:20 PM (hVd7x)

36 Did CNN have a Countdown to Comey Clock?

Good Lord, it's all surreal,

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 07, 2017 07:20 PM (3svUe)

37 Big day tomorrow for NeverTrumpers, idiot politicians and commie news outlets. They're going to be twisting themselves into pretzels.
I wouldn't watch Comey "testify" even if I wasn't working. I just hope Don Lemon forgets to spray on his Toppik.

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2017 07:20 PM (HgMAr)

38 15 NorK's fire off multiple ballistic missiles just now.

Drudge Siren.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 07, 2017 07:15 PM (l4aLi)


Trump should tweet out that the Norks are really disrespecting the Chinese and their leader Xi.

Put it all on China to solve this clusterf-ck.

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2017 07:21 PM (XSEwK)

39 Comey says the reason he refused to disclose that Trump was not being investigated is because it was a simple truth, not an eternal one.





WTF does that even mean???

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2017 07:21 PM (OUFmY)

40 You know who else demanded loyalty oaths?
---------
The Pledge of Allegiance. Do they do that anymore?

Posted by: Weasel at June 07, 2017 07:21 PM (Sfs6o)

41 "Put it all on China to solve this clusterf-ck."

These launches have to be pissing them off. They really, REALLY don't want THAAD in South Korea.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 07, 2017 07:23 PM (RuyTK)

42 it was a simple truth, not an eternal one.

"I'll put it simply - I won't do that thing in your mouth... right away"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 07, 2017 07:24 PM (6FqZa)

43 Not-So-Eternal Truths: Hillary did nothing wrong.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 07, 2017 07:24 PM (VdICR)

44 "South Korea's new liberal president announces that he's suspending THAAD installation and Phat Ho launches a bunch of missiles."

We had a missile system. We named it Thaad. We loved Thaad.Then we elected a douchnozzle and crashed it.

Posted by: South Korea at June 07, 2017 07:24 PM (DpLWB)

45 Eternal Truth: Bruce Springsteen is a fag.

Posted by: Weasel at June 07, 2017 07:25 PM (Sfs6o)

46 40, I would fall out of my chair if they did.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 07, 2017 07:25 PM (PUmDY)

47 The GOP are such pussies, they are NOT happy unless they are in the minority.


So we should just give them their dream of being losers since they are too cowardly to be leaders.


But we won't because we know how much they will hate winning again in the mid-terms.

Posted by: Pam at June 07, 2017 07:25 PM (cF0hS)

48 as a Trump voter I am getting more and more pissed off at the FNM. By pushing these lies to try to take down Trump they are saying my vote should not count, I was stupid, etc. etc. Well they can all rot in hell.

I wish I had more power to disrupt their lives.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 07, 2017 07:26 PM (eASYU)

49 i have a catspaw in my toolbox.
never knew it meant how you used it.
nice

Posted by: concrete girl at June 07, 2017 07:26 PM (s26vG)

50 Comey's "friends" told their media friends that Trump must be lying about having assured Trump that he wasn't under investigation -- see, they were "familiar with Comey's thinking" and knew, as a fact, that he would never offer such an assurance.

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And unnamed sources who lie MUST be named. Ethics require it.

Posted by: Bill N at June 07, 2017 07:26 PM (vChNs)

51 We all know the democrats are loyal to the party, which actually means loyal to the party leadership.

No one is being fooled here.

Posted by: Grimley Baineslee Jr. at June 07, 2017 07:27 PM (m9X4Y)

52 Comey comey comey chameleon.....

Posted by: SJW Culture Club at June 07, 2017 07:27 PM (NgKpN)

53 48. Pepe wants you to defend kekistan.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 07:27 PM (TwwWO)

54 Fitzmas II: The Comeying

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2017 07:28 PM (oVJmc)

55 50 Comey's "friends" told their media friends that Trump must be lying about having assured Trump that he wasn't under investigation -- see, they were "familiar with Comey's thinking" and knew, as a fact, that he would never offer such an assurance.

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And unnamed sources who lie MUST be named. Ethics require it.
Posted by: Bill N at June 07, 2017 07:26 PM (vChNs)

Sorry... I'm unavailable for comment... please leave your message at the tone...

Posted by: Joe Isuzu's Phone at June 07, 2017 07:28 PM (NgKpN)

56 There is one way to ensure loyalty

Posted by: GOPe Donor class at June 07, 2017 07:29 PM (vChNs)

57 We can confirm that at this time there is not an open investigation into whether you still beat your wife, but sources reveal that an investigation still remains a possibility going forward.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 07, 2017 07:29 PM (3svUe)

58 Since Comey was appointed by Obama and that Comey had appointed a man , McCabe who had a ton of conflicts of interest based on his connections to the DNC and that Comey allowed Hillary to skate based on his weird ass testimony, why wouldn't you inquire as to the whether Comey was prepared to stab you in the back if you decided to keep him.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 07, 2017 07:29 PM (IDPbH)

59 So I have to wonder... can the media and the rest of the left keep up this level of outrage for 4 (or years straight? Or will they all rage stroke out at some point?
--

Hell yes.

Unless there is a war.

Unless there is a major terror attack with thousands of casualties.

Unless people start turning off the MSM and they start losing advertisers.

Unless people start boycotting advertisers.

Until then... 24/7/365 Network Rage Anchors.

/they're the latest version of Islamic Rage Boy! Soon to be joined by SJW Rage students and Democratic Rage Politicians.

Posted by: shibumi at June 07, 2017 07:30 PM (aT+Bx)

60 53. I cannot see my staid old self going on 4chan. Its probably blocked at work.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 07, 2017 07:30 PM (eASYU)

61 48. Easiest way is to troll and pester the hell out of the worst offenders. Time was, the flow was one-way - from them to us. But social media - and they're ALL on social media - is a channel we can use.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 07:30 PM (TwwWO)

62 Hitler had a kind of loyalty oath, didn't he?

Posted by: Eromero at June 07, 2017 07:30 PM (zLDYs)

63 Posted by: Jack Sock at June 07, 2017 07:29 PM (IDPbH)

To me it all comes back to the leaks...

That no one has been perp walked inside Washington yet.... is inconceivable...

Posted by: Don Q., channeling Vizinni at June 07, 2017 07:31 PM (NgKpN)

64 Nice Ace. Working hard, making me feel lazy...

Posted by: Grandmalcaesar at June 07, 2017 07:31 PM (8CjMe)

65 53. Your smartphone or tablet will work just fine.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 07:32 PM (TwwWO)

66 After seeing this video

https://youtu.be/ffHUG5rv1Mo

. . . all I can say is fuck the Red Cross!

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 07, 2017 07:32 PM (GsAUU)

67 Bob Schieffer: The Thing That Wouldn't Die

Posted by: tu3031 at June 07, 2017 07:32 PM (qJhUV)

68 Trump shouldn't have asked for Comey's loyalty. He should have demanded fealty.

Yeah. Fealty.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 07, 2017 07:32 PM (RuyTK)

69 Trump's classification of Comey as a nutjob is pretty apt.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2017 07:32 PM (oVJmc)

70 It's basically media blackmail. Vote our way or we will put this nation in crisis 24/7.
Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 07:20 PM (hVd7x)


That's a hell of a summary.

It's the Clevon Little strategy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_JOGmXpe5I

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 07:32 PM (fiGNd)

71 Rock the catspaw
Rock the catspaw

Posted by: andycanuck at June 07, 2017 07:33 PM (nlbfN)

72 61. I need a new target now the Griffin is destroyed. And she was easy. TicketMaster FB page open to public so I posted I'd never buy another ticket thru their service unless they dropped her. I don't know that they did, but seeing the poster of all the venues that had canceled her shows was gratifying.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 07, 2017 07:34 PM (eASYU)

73 Bob Gates looks like your normal child fucker in the Washington model.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 07, 2017 07:34 PM (6Ll1u)

74 To me it all comes back to the leaks...

That no one has been perp walked inside Washington yet.... is inconceivable...
Posted by: Don Q.

++++

It would seem to me it would VERY easy to figure out who is leaking because not that many people are in the Oval Office and have that level of access.

Then again, what is "leaking" and what is just bullshit?

If I'm making guesses Reince Priebus and his staff would be at the top of my list.

Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 07:35 PM (hVd7x)

75 The best part of the SECDEF Gates memoir is his retelling of how he was peremptorily summoned into a side office at the White House by VP Joe Biden and National Security Advisor Tom Donilon, both of whom began to loudly bark orders at him regarding military dispositions.

Gates made it immediately and forcefully clear that neither one of them were anywhere in the chain of command, and that he had absolutely no intention of complying with any orders from either of the two.

That he had to do so speaks volumes about the Obama administration.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 07, 2017 07:35 PM (ujwCG)

76 What a shocker, President Mean Girl petulantly demanding people swear fealty ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2017 07:36 PM (8xZzv)

77 In regards to your update Ace, i was thinking that exact thing today. We were told "Anonymous sources" said trump's claims were "ridiculous," but they were 1000% correct.

So either the sources lied, or were not reputable sources, which is why you avoid anonymous sourcing in the first place: putting your name on a claim means you're responsible if it doesn't pan out. People won't trust you next time, and can in the meantime decide if you're trustworthy (as well as ask follow up questions, "how do you know this," etc.)

But since CNN is in the business of propaganda and counterprogramming, they have no such concerns. Today their headline is "bombshell: trump asks for loyalty" when in reality it ought to be "bombshell: Comey confirms trump not under investigation."

They're basically the opposite of Drudge Report, but on cable. And better graphic design.

Posted by: GrapeDrink at June 07, 2017 07:36 PM (MRgMr)

78 You know, when the guy I voted for beats the fraud and wins, and is then thrown out of office for fake ass bullshit; I'm just going to take it.

Posted by: nip at June 07, 2017 07:36 PM (VqJRJ)

79 I would like to set the stage for easier boycotting of the worst media companies by pushing for a ballot amendment in my state to force cable companies to offer ala carte options. But I have no idea how to start such a thing.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 07, 2017 07:37 PM (eASYU)

80 Oh, I see. Robert Gates has a book to sell.

Posted by: Grimley Baineslee Jr. at June 07, 2017 07:37 PM (m9X4Y)

81 Comey is more like a political hack secret agent

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2017 07:37 PM (Ot7+c)

82 The way DC is these days, PDT would be an idiot not to ask for loyalty oaths. In writing. With a penalty clause.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 07, 2017 07:37 PM (yV8pG)

83 Hillary's googly eyes are spinning like roulette wheels.

Posted by: Fritz at June 07, 2017 07:38 PM (TNQMS)

84
It would seem to me it would VERY easy to figure out who is leaking because not that many people are in the Oval Office and have that level of access.

Then again, what is "leaking" and what is just bullshit?

If I'm making guesses Reince Priebus and his staff would be at the top of my list.
Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 07:35 PM (hVd7x)

Why look at incoming people, when we know there are still Obama appointed people on the staffs?

Posted by: Don Q., channeling Vizinni at June 07, 2017 07:39 PM (NgKpN)

85 NRO, stuffed the gills with free market for realz talking thumbs, hasn't made a profit since the 1950s.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 07, 2017 07:40 PM (4ErVI)

86 Trump asked or agreed to HONEST loyalty according to Comey.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 07, 2017 07:41 PM (IDPbH)

87 The headline I see on MSN.com is that Trump said 'I expect loyalty'

well, who wouldn't?

Who expects disloyalty?

those seem to be the only options

Posted by: GOPe Donor class at June 07, 2017 07:41 PM (vChNs)

88 Former Defense Secretary Robert Gates has been a very busy boy lately. What office is he campaigning for?

Posted by: Grimley Baineslee Jr. at June 07, 2017 07:42 PM (m9X4Y)

89 Posted by: PaleRider at June 07, 2017 07:37 PM (eASYU)

Think about that for a minute. You might change your mind.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 07, 2017 07:42 PM (dIxAx)

90 America 2016:

Loyalty is now a dirty word.

Orwell would not be surprised

Posted by: GOPe Donor class at June 07, 2017 07:42 PM (vChNs)

91 off bribery sock

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 07:43 PM (vChNs)

92 How long would it take to frogmarch the entire federal workforce in D.C. to the top of the Washington monument and defenestrate them? I am not sure that any less stringent plan could fix that place.

Posted by: Ol' Ironysides at June 07, 2017 07:44 PM (0m0zi)

93 My anger at all of this is with the useless CUNTS in Congress and the Senate.

Not one of these stupid motherfuckers is going to step up and put an end to this bullshit.

These filthy pieces of shit are going to allow this bullshit Russia narrative to persist and hamstring Trump.

I saw an interview Tom Cotton who I love and even he was eat up with Russia is our greatest enemy and influenced the election.

I fucking hate all these cock suckers.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 07, 2017 07:45 PM (9A6UB)

94 92 How long would it take to frogmarch the entire federal workforce in D.C. to the top of the Washington monument and defenestrate them? I am not sure that any less stringent plan could fix that place.

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the pile would reach the window before you ran out of bureaucrats

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 07:46 PM (vChNs)

95 In every job I've ever had, I've always brought a sense of loyalty to the boss. Not syncophancy, but legitimate (and honest) dedication to the firm and job.

Was that wrong??? Did I miss a memo?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2017 07:46 PM (scP6Z)

96 I just sent this to my Old Man ... but it's friggin' true ...

... if somebody handed Mel Brooks a transcript of what's going on right now, he'd just hand it back and ask "How in the Hell do you expect me to make money off THIS ? Son ... this shit is just crazy. Silly."

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 07:46 PM (fiGNd)

97 Pale Rider,
Ballotpedia is your friend. Look up the requirements for initiatives and referenda by state. Also check your Secretary of State office website in most states as the official that deals with these.

Posted by: whig at June 07, 2017 07:47 PM (AH98f)

98 Hillary's googly eyes are spinning like roulette wheels.

Posted by: Fritz at June 07, 2017 07:38 PM (TNQMS)
............

Damn. Thought these Fresnel prism glasses hid that.

Posted by: hILLRY o O at June 07, 2017 07:47 PM (HgMAr)

99 I saw an interview Tom Cotton who I love and even he was eat up with Russia is our greatest enemy and influenced the election.

I fucking hate all these cock suckers.
Posted by: Kreplach

++++

Russia, who is at war with ISIS and has never killed a single American.


That's the country where we need to dial up the hostility.

But when it was Communist and had gulags and millions of dead bodies, it was no big deal, just like us but with better health care.

Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 07:47 PM (hVd7x)

100 And I am royally pissed at Jeff Session, royally pissed.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 07, 2017 07:47 PM (9A6UB)

101 OT sorta

But I just discovered One America News. I kinda like it, not all the talking heads.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 07, 2017 07:48 PM (3svUe)

102 The sources are the voices in my head.

Posted by: Jeff Zucker at June 07, 2017 07:48 PM (phoPy)

103 Trump asked or agreed to HONEST loyalty according to Comey.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 07, 2017 07:41 PM (IDPbH)


My first thought was, OMG it's far worse than WATERGATE!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 07, 2017 07:48 PM (gwPgz)

104 Speaking of loyalty pledges, Reality Brennan Winner pledged her loyalty to Iran's foreign minister Javad Zarif on Twitter.

I had no idea she even worked at the State Department.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 07, 2017 07:48 PM (Ndje9)

105 Whataboutism.

Tricksy. Disallowing argument. Denial of precedent set by Obama or allies. Reset history when convenient.

Totten started in with this nonsense when commenters called him out for backing Hillary.





Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2017 07:49 PM (WHVu+)

106 98 Hillary's googly eyes are spinning like roulette wheels.

---

You are getTING sleepY
Very sleepy
Now repeat afTER me

THERE is no eLECtorAL college

Hilary is the PresIdent
HilaRY is the PresiDENT
HILary is THE PresIdent

*SNAP*


Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 07:50 PM (vChNs)

107 My anger at all of this is with the useless CUNTS in Congress and the Senate.

Not one of these stupid motherfuckers is going to step up and put an end to this bullshit.

These filthy pieces of shit are going to allow this bullshit Russia narrative to persist and hamstring Trump.

I saw an interview Tom Cotton who I love and even he was eat up with Russia is our greatest enemy and influenced the election.

I fucking hate all these cock suckers.
---

Trump has to fail.

They have to make sure he fails.

Why?

He is an outsider.

If he is successful, it means that ANYONE can be president. ANYONE.

Not just the Very Special People who are Professional Politicians.

That is why they are ALL against him.

They only want to play with people in their little group.

Posted by: shibumi at June 07, 2017 07:50 PM (aT+Bx)

108 According the the BBC, the Comey Pre-Testimony was a "bombshell."

Posted by: RioBravo at June 07, 2017 07:50 PM (OmhcY)

109 And I am royally pissed at Jeff Session, royally pissed.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 07, 2017 07:47 PM (9A6UB)


Hmm, Jeff Sessions' credentials seem to consist mainly of being a politician in DC, so...

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 07, 2017 07:50 PM (gwPgz)

110 This was a big miscalculation by Trump.

He knew Comey was damaged goods, and thought he could own him if he kept him on.

Then Comey tried to threaten Trump with Russia bullshit as job insurance. So Trump fired him.

Should have been done on Day 1, but it's like groundhog day and this will keep happening with Obama holdovers.

Purge all of them. Yesterday.

Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 07:50 PM (hVd7x)

111 Why would anyone be surprised that Trump would ask for loyalty from the guy charged with running the most sensitive investigations in the country at a time when it seems like almost everyone in DC is leaking like a fucking sieve just to hamstring Trump?

This has officially devolved into high school.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2017 07:51 PM (/tuJf)

112 96 I just sent this to my Old Man ... but it's friggin' true ...

... if somebody handed Mel Brooks a transcript of what's going on right now, he'd just hand it back and ask "How in the Hell do you expect me to make money off THIS ? Son ... this shit is just crazy. Silly."
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 07:46 PM (fiGNd)

Springtime for Hitlery....

Posted by: The Producers at June 07, 2017 07:51 PM (NgKpN)

113 17 SpaceX was awarded the contract for the next X37B launch. That seems like a big deal.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 07, 2017 07:15 PM (RuyTK)


Wow! I hadn't heard that.

It would be nice to know what the heck that thing is doing up there.

Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2017 07:51 PM (sdi6R)

114 Not syncophancy, but legitimate (and honest) dedication to the firm and job.

Was that wrong??? Did I miss a memo?

---

If you've worked in Hollywood, then yes you were wrong.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 07:51 PM (vChNs)

115 @93


These filthy pieces of shit are going to allow this bullshit Russia narrative to persist and hamstring Trump.

*****

We are reaching a point where this thing alone will become a threat to this Republic.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2017 07:51 PM (scP6Z)

116 Joe's Crab shack just for filling bankruptcy here, it's going down, down down

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 07, 2017 07:51 PM (6Ll1u)

117 One point when Comey was fired and has popped up by a couple of Leftists today is DT could can the FBI director at any time for any or no reason and Leftists don't or want to get that fact.

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2017 07:51 PM (Ot7+c)

118 Is nobody going to bring up JFK appointing his own brother as Attorney General and "loyalty"?

Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 07:52 PM (hVd7x)

119 Sessions fucked up bigly by recusing himself. I'd be livid too if I were in Trump's shoes.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 07, 2017 07:52 PM (1JAxC)

120 Vladamir Putin is not my enemy, Chuck Schumer is my enemy, Paul Ryan who want to fill this country up with people from third world shitholes and make me an mine pay to keep this house of cards from collapsing is my mortal enemy.

These fucking cunts are not going to lift one fucking finger to help out Trump.


Assholes.


Posted by: Kreplach at June 07, 2017 07:52 PM (9A6UB)

121 According the the BBC, the Comey Pre-Testimony was a "bombshell."


That he marks out the leakers and The Washington Post as liars really should be a bombshell. We'll see.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 07, 2017 07:52 PM (9OK2y)

122 Until PDT fires Sessions, Tillerson, Jarvanka, and Cohen we will continue to be violated in the worst possible ways.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 07, 2017 07:52 PM (l4aLi)

123 Russia, who is at war with ISIS and has never killed a single American.


That's the country where we need to dial up the hostility.

Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 07:47 PM (hVd7x)


I was around plenty of 'em for about a week in Thailand. Vacationers. I was there on a jobsite.

They had families. I didn't have any problems getting along with 'em. You could tell they were more obvious in sizing you up - but no issues.

I kinda' liked 'em.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 07:53 PM (fiGNd)

124 I saw an interview Tom Cotton who I love and even he was eat up with Russia is our greatest enemy and influenced the election.

I fucking hate all these cock suckers.
--------------------------------------------------
Well, the Cotton is all worn out long before his bid for the top.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 07, 2017 07:53 PM (OmhcY)

125 Sessions fucked up bigly by recusing himself. I'd be livid too if I were in Trump's shoes.
Posted by: #neverskankles

+++++

Yes, he did. Big time.

It could bring down a President all to spare Sessions a bad 24 hour news cycle.

Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 07:53 PM (hVd7x)

126
Then Comey tried to threaten Trump with Russia bullshit as job insurance. So Trump fired him.

Should have been done on Day 1, but it's like groundhog day and this will keep happening with Obama holdovers.

Purge all of them. Yesterday.
Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 07:50 PM (hVd7x)

I still think it's all about the FBI's seeming inability to stop the leaks...

Even with all the anti espionage surveillance in place... they can somehow always out a Trump Staffer... but never find a Leaker...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 07, 2017 07:53 PM (NgKpN)

127 Should have been done on Day 1, but it's like groundhog day and this will keep happening with Obama holdovers.

Purge all of them. Yesterday.
Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 07:50 PM (hVd7x)

__

Yeah. I don't get how he could still have so many Ocaca people still working for him. Like seriously, WTF?

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 07, 2017 07:54 PM (1JAxC)

128 JS, shows have been really good so far. Mayer is listening more to what Weir and Chimenti are doing and not playing as many notes.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 07, 2017 07:54 PM (PUmDY)

129 It would be nice to know what the heck that thing is doing up there.
Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2017 07:51 PM (sdi6R)

Oint, SIGint, Spring Break Nekidnessint, the usual.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 07, 2017 07:54 PM (pchgp)

130 113 17 SpaceX was awarded the contract for the next X37B launch. That seems like a big deal.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 07, 2017 07:15 PM (RuyTK)


---

Can they send up the PU-36 Space Modulator next?

Posted by: Marvin the Martian at June 07, 2017 07:55 PM (vChNs)

131 My sources are always correct unless they fall into my black hole.

Posted by: Don Lemon at June 07, 2017 07:55 PM (phoPy)

132 They had families. I didn't have any problems getting along with 'em. You could tell they were more obvious in sizing you up - but no issues.

I kinda' liked 'em.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 07:53 PM (fiGNd)

I drank with some Russian Sailors in Italy... it was still the Cold War so had to make a contact report...

But nothing went on... they were just like us...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 07, 2017 07:55 PM (NgKpN)

133 Old Ironysides @ 92- Definestration from the obolisk?
A capital idea!

Posted by: Eromero at June 07, 2017 07:55 PM (zLDYs)

134 Yeah. I don't get how he could still have so many Ocaca people still working for him. Like seriously, WTF?
Posted by: #neverskankles

+++++

I know

Day 1, every Obama appointee fired, every Obama Executive Order overturned.

Sure, the media will freak out, they do that anyway.

Rip it off like a bandage, people will move on.

Instead its death by a thousand cuts

Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 07:55 PM (hVd7x)

135 In regards to all the recent Democratic bad language, I think they probably did investigate the notion that abandoning the traditional blue collar workforce for the rainbow coalition was at least a minor contributing factor to their electoral defeat. I suspect they dug up an old union man who cussed them all out thoroughly, and all the DNC came away with was "we need more swearing".

Posted by: Steve Adore at June 07, 2017 07:55 PM (0m0zi)

136 Hmm, Jeff Sessions' credentials seem to consist mainly of being a politician in DC, so...

He was also the US Attorney for the Southern District of Alabama and it's Attorney General. He got Borked out of a Federal Judgeship tough.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 07, 2017 07:56 PM (9OK2y)

137 Posted by: shibumi at June 07, 2017 07:50 PM (aT+Bx)


It's taken the elites about 150 years to dismantle most of the Constitutional safeguards that once made "We the People" an operative phrase in any document of significance. They're not going to just let an outsider reverse any of that "progress" without marshaling any and all dirty tricks at their disposal, including inventing new ones , to maintain the natural ordained progressive status quo!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 07, 2017 07:56 PM (gwPgz)

138 They had families. I didn't have any problems getting along with 'em. You could tell they were more obvious in sizing you up - but no issues.

I kinda' liked 'em.
Posted by: ScoggDog

++++

Pat Buchanan had a good article about Russia, you look at some of Putin's speeches and him tying in Christianity, makes me wonder if we're now the Evil Empire.

Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 07:57 PM (hVd7x)

139 BBG and the DM- EXPLOSIVE testimony. They are all now living a jihadis wet dream.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2017 07:57 PM (ypXm3)

140 >>Russia, who is at war with ISIS and has never killed a single American.

Russia is Iran's sugar daddy, particularly when it comes to weapons and Iran is all to happy to pass along a lot of that goodness to their partners like Hamas and Hezbollah.

I hope the Dems obsession with Russia doesn't start making people on our side think Russia isn't our enemy in many ways. Ironically, I think Trump being Trump has tempered a lot of the shit Putin would be doing had Hillary won just like he did under Obama.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2017 07:58 PM (/tuJf)

141 This is all so delicious.



"I guess the media's sources with intimate familiarity with Comey's mindthoughts and soulpatterns aren't quite as intimately familiar with his brain as they claimed."

The other day I heard a CNN "news story" (its on in our lunchroom - ugh) in which some person- who has never even met Pres. Trump - was stating as a FACT what Pres. Trump is currently thinking and feeling.

Posted by: LASue at June 07, 2017 07:58 PM (sfTql)

142
Joe's Crab shack just for filling bankruptcy here, it's going down, down down
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 07, 2017 07:51 PM


The ones near here closed a long time ago.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2017 07:59 PM (IqV8l)

143 BBG and the DM- EXPLOSIVE testimony. They are all now living a jihadis wet dream.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2017 07:57 PM (ypXm3)


BBG and DM = ?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 07, 2017 08:00 PM (gwPgz)

144 Help me! I have lost my balls!

Posted by: Little Chuckie no balls at June 07, 2017 08:00 PM (KdWLf)

145 In his autobiographical trilogy, John Masters relates an incident where he was in such disagreement about an action taken by his commanding officer that complained to the next level of command.

The higher level commander gave Masters an earnest dressing down, explaining that a critical element of unit discipline is loyalty .

For those who have read 'Band of Brothers' that point is reinforced. The men of E Company hated their CO, but almost universally acknowledged that his harsh and seemingly impossible demands on them were what gave them the physical and mental strength to endure and perform as well as they did.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2017 08:01 PM (ZO497)

146 Tucker just bangalored this asswipe Dem Congress slime from California.

Sweet.

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinion must be guided at June 07, 2017 08:01 PM (oBuXO)

147 I hope the Dems obsession with Russia doesn't start making people on our side think Russia isn't our enemy in many ways.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2017 07:58 PM (/tuJf)


I'm kinda' in the middle of a process ...

... re-evaluating who my enemies are and ain't.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 08:01 PM (fiGNd)

148 Russia is Iran's sugar daddy, particularly when it comes to weapons and Iran is all to happy to pass along a lot of that goodness to their partners like Hamas and Hezbollah.

I hope the Dems obsession with Russia doesn't start making people on our side think Russia isn't our enemy in many ways. Ironically, I think Trump being Trump has tempered a lot of the shit Putin would be doing had Hillary won just like he did under Obama.
Posted by: JackStraw

+++

And we trained Osama Bin Laden and also arm the Saudis, etc

There's lots of blame to go around, I'm not saying Russia is perfect, but this idea that we need to basically go to war with them despite the fact we are both at war with Isis is stupid.

All because Hillary lost the election, WW3

Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 08:01 PM (hVd7x)

149 OMG. CA Congressman saying Russian trolls affected the vote. These folks lie with an absolute straight face.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2017 08:02 PM (ZO497)

150
Conservative radio talk show host former congressman and current mental defective Joe Walsh went on for two hours about how Comey is honest and straight shooter. If people would call to say Comey will lie he wouldn't take their calls. Then the pillow biter news reader goes on and on in the "news" cast about the big bombshell news and plays clips from NBC that this is worst thing ever. Conservative radio.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 07, 2017 08:03 PM (auHtY)

151 The only people shocked that a boss wants loyalty are CNN reporters and people who had a job.


Posted by: LASue at June 07, 2017 08:03 PM (sfTql)

152 Tucker just bangalored this asswipe Dem Congress slime from California.

Sweet.
Posted by: Lower class person
-------------

Any normal person would be embarrassed and ashamed. The Left/Dems are not burdened by morality or sense of character, so, they'll say anything to forward the interest of The Party.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2017 08:04 PM (ZO497)

153 I would just note that the Democrats never had a problem with Russia when it was the USSR.

Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2017 08:05 PM (sdi6R)

154
Anything that can be used to hurt Conservatives will be used. They don't have to worry about fairness or consistency because they're fighting 'evil'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 07:08 PM (3OIiX)

see I don't Believe this .
Their liv'r followers might think they are, But the caskillls. the sheiffers? nope they are evil and fighting to retain power for their cronies.

Posted by: willow at June 07, 2017 08:05 PM (iS1Cb)

155 Joe's crab shack business model was flawed the beginning

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 07, 2017 08:05 PM (6Ll1u)

156 146 Tucker just bangalored this asswipe Dem Congress slime from California.

Sweet.

****

Is there any other kind of congressman from California?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2017 08:05 PM (scP6Z)

157 In local news, two pacs controlled by Mitch the Bitch announced that they've made a $2.4M media purchase to support Luther Strange against Mo Brooks for our upcoming Senate race.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 07, 2017 08:05 PM (RuyTK)

158 And if you didn't complain about it then, but complain of requests for loyalty now -- why are you treating the two situations differently?

I wish the left would stop pretending to be concerned about objective principles, and just stick to "SNAAAARL! SPIT! HATE HATE TRUUUUMP!!!"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 07, 2017 08:05 PM (Bckw7)

159 147 I hope the Dems obsession with Russia doesn't start making people on our side think Russia isn't our enemy in many ways.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2017 07:

............

I've benn in this mindset for some time, actually long before the election.

Putin is a dictator, but to be totally honest, I think the enemy we are facing is globalism. Putin, at least in that regard, is one of the few anti-globalist leaders.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 07, 2017 08:05 PM (3svUe)

160 ...never had a job.

Posted by: LASue at June 07, 2017 08:06 PM (sfTql)

161 Pat Buchanan had a good article about Russia, you look at some of Putin's speeches and him tying in Christianity, makes me wonder if we're now the Evil Empire.
Posted by: publix


I'm not sure there's a terribly good one left.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 07, 2017 08:06 PM (66CWr)

162 150
Conservative radio talk show host former congressman and current mental defective Joe Walsh went on for two hours about how Comey is honest and straight shooter. If people would call to say Comey will lie he wouldn't take their calls. Then the pillow biter news reader goes on and on in the "news" cast about the big bombshell news and plays clips from NBC that this is worst thing ever. Conservative radio.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 07, 2017 08:03 PM (auHtY)

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Just like us..CONSERVATIVE!!

Posted by: Fox News at June 07, 2017 08:06 PM (1JAxC)

163 159
Putin is a dictator, but to be totally honest, I think the enemy we are facing is globalism. Putin, at least in that regard, is one of the few anti-globalist leaders.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 07, 2017 08:05 PM (3svUe)


Yep. This. Putin is no fan of George Soros, either.

Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2017 08:07 PM (sdi6R)

164 Mark Steyn coming up on Tucker's show.

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 07, 2017 08:07 PM (GsAUU)

165 Test

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 07, 2017 08:07 PM (dj96+)

166 My Crab Shack

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 07, 2017 08:07 PM (Tyii7)

167 "we don't have the full conversation (Gates did not apparently write a memo about it immediately after it occurs)"

We have the full conversation.

Would you like to listen to it?

Sincerely,

Posted by: the NSA, the CIA, the FBI and the Obama/Ayers Presidential Library at June 07, 2017 08:08 PM (Ndje9)

168 Hrothgar- British Broadcasting Corp and the Daily Mail.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2017 08:08 PM (ypXm3)

169 147 I hope the Dems obsession with Russia doesn't start making people on our side think Russia isn't our enemy in many ways.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2017 07:

___

I have less to fear from Putin than from Obama / Hillary /Shumer / Soros

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 07, 2017 08:09 PM (1JAxC)

170 Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2017 07:58 PM (/tuJf)

Uh... Russia sells Iran weapons... they don't GIVE military aid...

Like we do to the Sauds... or many others... including Saddam Hussein at one point...

Russians are not angels... but neither are they the Devil...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 07, 2017 08:09 PM (NgKpN)

171 169
I have less to fear from Putin than from Obama / Hillary /Shumer / Soros
Posted by: #neverskankles at June 07, 2017 08:09 PM (1JAxC)


Not to mention the muzzies.

Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2017 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

172 Yep. This. Putin is no fan of George Soros, either.
Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2017 08:07 PM (sdi6R)


Some crazy friggin' Horde dude postulated that Putin would actually prefer Trump over Clinton because - if nothing else - Putin would prefer a Nationalist over a Globalist.

If only I could remember that Nutty Bastard's name ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 08:10 PM (fiGNd)

173 Just like us..CONSERVATIVE!!

Posted by: Fox News at June 07, 2017 08:06 PM (1JAxC)



Don't even get me started on Fox News Radio. It might as well be MSNBC

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 07, 2017 08:10 PM (auHtY)

174
My Crab Shack
Posted by: Sandra Flook


Now there's a good business model.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2017 08:11 PM (IqV8l)

175 Gates' description of loyalty is pretty good - doing the best of the person and the country; not leaking private conversations; not making disagreements public; not being a sycophant; and telling your boss the tough truths.

I hope someone asks Comey which of those he has a problem with.

Posted by: LASue at June 07, 2017 08:11 PM (sfTql)

176 I wish that I could get a lobster roll in California

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 07, 2017 08:12 PM (6Ll1u)

177 Uh... Russia sells Iran weapons.....


.....


One could even add that certain political parties give Iran the money to buy them.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 07, 2017 08:12 PM (3svUe)

178 My Crab Shack
Posted by: Sandra Flook

Now there's a good business model.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2017 08:11 PM (IqV8l)


Open 24 hours a day. No order is too big or small

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 07, 2017 08:12 PM (auHtY)

179 Obama didn't need any oaths of loyalty. They all lined up to suck him off without having to be asked. Yet there have been many betrayals of PDT ar all levels. He does actually need it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 07, 2017 08:13 PM (Bckw7)

180 Yeah and I am done with viewing Russia as an existential enemy they are now not even close to being an enemy.

The fucks who populate the California legislature are bigger enemies than Russia.

The fucks who populate the do nothing GOP house and Senate are bigger enemies than Russia.


Posted by: Kreplach at June 07, 2017 08:13 PM (9A6UB)

181 Hrothgar- British Broadcasting Corp and the Daily Mail.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2017 08:08 PM (ypXm3)

Thanks! The DM was the one that really eluded me!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 07, 2017 08:13 PM (gwPgz)

182

Joe got crabs from Shaq?

Who knew?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 07, 2017 08:13 PM (pchgp)

183 Putin is a dictator, but to be totally honest, I think the enemy we are facing is globalism. Putin, at least in that regard, is one of the few anti-globalist leaders.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent

Yep. This. Putin is no fan of George Soros, either.
Posted by: rickl


Russia's never been fond of an international order it didn't lead. It's had some very bad experiences with would-be world-empires. Also the whole "Third Rome" thing.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 07, 2017 08:13 PM (66CWr)

184 The correct answer when Asked for a pledge of loyalty is I give you the same pledge I gave when I was sworn in a pledge loyalty to the constitution we don't serve a man we serve the constitution and if everybody Had that loyalty we wouldn't be having these problems

Posted by: Sdharms at June 07, 2017 08:13 PM (H5U+j)

185 The fucks who populate the California legislature are bigger enemies than Russia.

The fucks who populate the do nothing GOP house and Senate are bigger enemies than Russia.


Near enemies vs far enemies.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 07, 2017 08:14 PM (66CWr)

186 If we teamed up with Russia we could wipe out the muzzies for good. But no, we have to import millions of them here, cuz...stuff!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 07, 2017 08:14 PM (1JAxC)

187 172 Yep. This. Putin is no fan of George Soros, either.
Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2017 08:07 PM (sdi6R)

Some crazy friggin' Horde dude postulated that Putin would actually prefer Trump over Clinton because - if nothing else - Putin would prefer a Nationalist over a Globalist.

If only I could remember that Nutty Bastard's name ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 08:10 PM (fiGNd)



Probably me, but I suspect you knew that.

Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2017 08:14 PM (sdi6R)

188 Just like us..CONSERVATIVE!!
Posted by: Fox News


Not as conservative as us! We're just not too conservative... like the people we fire.

Posted by: breitbart dot com at June 07, 2017 08:14 PM (6FqZa)

189 The correct answer when Asked for a pledge of loyalty is I give you the same pledge I gave when I was sworn in a pledge loyalty to the constitution we don't serve a man we serve the constitution and if everybody Had that loyalty we wouldn't be having these problems

Posted by: Sdharms at June 07, 2017 08:13 PM (H5U+j)


Threadwinner as far as I am concerned!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 07, 2017 08:15 PM (gwPgz)

190 153 I would just note that the Democrats never had a problem with Russia when it was the USSR.
Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2017 08:05 PM (sdi6R)

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Now they want to do a Napoleon and march on Moscow.



Posted by: William Eaton at June 07, 2017 08:15 PM (MuTTO)

191 Worst thing that happens if Putin gets his way: Eastern Block is back under Russian control. Not great, but meh as far as my day to day life goes.

Worst thing that happens if Democrats gets their way: I'm in a "fun camp".

So yeah, 'scuse me while I don't give a fuck about Putin right now.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 07, 2017 08:16 PM (1JAxC)

192 If we're going to talk Loyalty Pledges ...

... let Washington DC pledge their's to me first.

Otherwise ... Go Fuck Yourself.

And you can quote me. I insist. Put it up there next to Slitting Throats.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 08:17 PM (fiGNd)

193 Jaysus, Pooty is a frequent flier on the Murder Express, he's a graduate of the KGB, money launderer, thug, supports and funds terrorism, and one of his favorite toys is the FSB thug-and-murder squad.

It takes a little time digging and I don't have a ton of links handy, and a lot of cases have never properly been investigated, but there's enough history on this whackjob.

Unfortunately they have a massive propaganda operation to keep him from looking like the psycho he is. One can only hope history handles this period better than the massive cover-up of Soviet atrocities. "Kids today" know shit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 07, 2017 08:17 PM (wB8Tg)

194 The GCC is going to keep undermining Iran. The Russians are going to take Iranian money as long as it lasts. Putin doesn't love muzzies he just likes the cash that supports Russia.
Israel has all the undisclosed negotiations it needs and now PDT support they are good to go.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2017 08:18 PM (ypXm3)

195 If we're going to talk Loyalty Pledges ...

... let Washington DC pledge their's to me first.

Otherwise ... Go Fuck Yourself.

And you can quote me. I insist. Put it up there next to Slitting Throats.
Posted by: ScoggDog


Like I said the other night. I'm an heir to the Enlightenment and a child of God. I bow to no-one.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 07, 2017 08:19 PM (66CWr)

196 I would just note that the Democrats never had a problem with Russia when it was the USSR.
Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2017 08:05 PM (sdi6R)

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Now they want to do a Napoleon and march on Moscow.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 07, 2017 08:15 PM (MuTTO)



You know who else did a march on Moscow?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 07, 2017 08:19 PM (auHtY)

197 They jump right onto your plate.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 07, 2017 08:19 PM (Tyii7)

198 Heh. Radio host from California on Carlson. Punchable face... really punchable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2017 08:21 PM (ZO497)

199 Is it possible that Russia and Putin are just forming a trading coalition with the Middle East and China that threatens the global banking order and so there is a lot of posturing going on with the globalist because they might not control the central banking for these nations?

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 07, 2017 08:21 PM (3svUe)

200 Good God.

Even before he was inaugurated, the Libs and the Media (but I repeat myself) were trying to destroy Trump with rumor, innuendo, conspiracy, investigations, etc. He inherited a bunch of Obama leftovers who were minding the store until his own people could be appointed/confirmed.

Comey, whom he inherited, was loved by the left and hated by the right, then hated by the left and loved by the right, depending on the week. At one point or another everyone had distrust of Comey.

And while the FBI is investigating "Russia stuff" though NOT the President (as Comey now admits he confirmed to Trump in private), and leaks are everywhere everyday, Trump wants to know if Comey will be loyal to him? Trump is incompetent if he DOESN'T ask if Comey can be loyal to him.

Loyal as in 'don't be disloyal'. Don't stab me in the back. Don't leak. Don't tell me one thing in private and say something else in public, etc.

Posted by: TiredofThisShit at June 07, 2017 08:22 PM (ats44)

201 Evening, 'rons.


Lesson learned today. If you want results at work, writing a truthful, anonymous letter to the President/CEO of the company does the trick.

Posted by: DangerGirl on a Crappy Computer at June 07, 2017 08:23 PM (/o9Qk)

202 Heh. Radio host from California on Carlson. Punchable face... really punchable.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Guy touts Tesla as emblematic of good investment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2017 08:23 PM (ZO497)

203 Is Vlad a vampire?

http://dailym.ai/2qYlbEM

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 07, 2017 08:24 PM (9OK2y)

204 Like I said the other night. I'm an heir to the Enlightenment and a child of God. I bow to no-one.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 07, 2017 08:19 PM (66CWr)


See ... now that's more succinct. And nice. Classy even.

But out of my trailer park mouth - it'll just sound like Go Fuck Yourself.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 08:25 PM (fiGNd)

205


1. CEOs ask for loyalty when they are worried a member of senior management isnt on board, or worse, working against you


And he was right to distrust Comey

2. Trump must have had recordings of those 3 conversations. Otherwise I am certain Comey would have "failed to recall" them

3. Comey is a shit stain blue falcon. He isnt part of some 4th branch of government.

4. Nobody voted for Comey. He had to go

Posted by: ThunderB at June 07, 2017 08:25 PM (BcLMl)

206 If I was the President I'd do a marathon press conference tomorrow evening.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 07, 2017 08:26 PM (Ac7Pq)

207 Fresh out of Pink Slime Uni., and using all my best tv, fiction reading legal aids, isn't there something called "facts not in evidence".

Is that like everything that happened pre Trump that does not help them has not been entered as evidence. So, those facts don't exist?

So, maybe it's "facts not in existence"? It just didn't happen. Except for the part that Obama was President.

MSM makes truth and facts very difficult for this deplorable.

Posted by: gracepc at June 07, 2017 08:26 PM (OU4q6)

208 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 07, 2017 08:27 PM (KCxzN)

209 Paul Ryan: Not Appropriate for Trump to Ask for Comey's Loyalty

Posted by: Under Fire at June 07, 2017 08:27 PM (l4aLi)

210 DangerGirl with sanity prod still in evidence.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2017 08:27 PM (ypXm3)

211 206 If I was the President I'd do a marathon press conference tomorrow evening.


......

Nah, just tweet a typo. That'd keep 'em busy.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 07, 2017 08:28 PM (3svUe)

212 It's a huge PITA to even *partially* research what you need to know about all this crap, and even then you can't trust most of the sources.

Almost no-one had any idea of Comey's history with the Clintons until after he was fired, and most people still don't know.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 07, 2017 08:28 PM (wB8Tg)

213

Repubs should tear Comey a new asshole tomorrow


They wont

I hope Trump tweets the shit out of him

Posted by: ThunderB at June 07, 2017 08:28 PM (BcLMl)

214 Paul Ryan: Not Appropriate for Trump to Ask for Comey's Loyalty


That about says it all for Eddie Munster.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 07, 2017 08:29 PM (9OK2y)

215 Paul Ryan: Not Appropriate for Trump to Ask for Comey's Loyalty

Posted by: Under Fire at June 07, 2017 08:27 PM (l4aLi)



It is appropriate to ask Quisling Ryan to take a flying leap

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 07, 2017 08:29 PM (auHtY)

216 Paul Ryan: Not Appropriate for Trump to Ask for Comey's Loyalty

Posted by: Under Fire at June 07, 2017 08:27 PM (l4aLi)


Lyin' Ryan continues to affirm my initial analysis of his integrity!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 07, 2017 08:29 PM (gwPgz)

217 @209

So now these shitbird reporters are going to get every fucking GOP puke on record to denounce Trump for seeking loyalty.

These fucking fucks.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 07, 2017 08:30 PM (9A6UB)

218 The question remains then: should Trump have expected Comey to be disloyal, or told him that he should be disloyal?

Posted by: blaster at June 07, 2017 08:30 PM (jHrzU)

219 >>And we trained Osama Bin Laden and also arm the Saudis, etc

>>There's lots of blame to go around, I'm not saying Russia is perfect, but this idea that we need to basically go to war with them despite the fact we are both at war with Isis is stupid.

I certainly wouldn't debate that we have made mistakes but that doesn't mean we should make another one by also pretending Russia isn't what it is under Putin. Putin is lucky that he is a dictator and anyone who seriously gets in his way disappears and leaks are a bit more rare but he is working against our interests a hell of a lot more than in our favor.

Russia may not be directly at war with us, although they might have been had Hillary been elected and Putin kept doing dumb shit like buzzing our ships and planes and taking pieces of the Ukraine he wanted like he did under Obama, but some of their proxies arguably are.

If Putin wants to get onboard to fight ISIS then use him when we can but never trust him. If ISIS really did Iran today then they will pretty much hit anyone so I don't think Putin's interest in this will be purely humanitarian.

I view Russia today slightly different than Reagan right now. I don't trust them at all and I want everything verified.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2017 08:30 PM (/tuJf)

220 Watch the puke repubs try to fluff comey and keep this thing alive.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 07, 2017 08:31 PM (ZuGkg)

221 Almost no-one had any idea of Comey's history with the Clintons until after he was fired, and most people still don't know.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 07, 2017 08:28 PM (wB8Tg)


But just like I was assured about global warming being my fault, I was assured that Comey was a straight shooter and man of integrity!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 07, 2017 08:31 PM (gwPgz)

222 Putin's Eurasianist ideology is one very small step shy of authoritarian fascism. I will never back or ally with a monster like Putin. He's Stalin Jr. sans the gulags and great terror. America doesn't need him. We can destroy ISIS, the question being, are we willing to do it?

Context: During the war FDR and Ike never quite grasped how evil Stalin was, Churchill knew exactly who Stalin was and what he stood for. But Britannia's very existence rested on the edge of a razor.

We are not on the razor's edge. No Putin alliance.

Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2017 08:31 PM (WHVu+)

223 Well you gotta know Paulie doesn't have the first clue about loyalty.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2017 08:32 PM (ypXm3)

224 So.... there's a movie at Redbox. "Two Lovers And A Bear".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 07, 2017 08:32 PM (6FqZa)

225 214
Paul Ryan: Not Appropriate for Trump to Ask for Comey's Loyalty

Not unless Comey has assumed the position first as Ryan requires of the Republicans.


Posted by: gracepc at June 07, 2017 08:32 PM (OU4q6)

226 DangerGirl with sanity prod still in evidence.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2017 08:27 PM (ypXm3)


It's still here. It's just held back by the gigawhatevers on this computer. It was unbelievable. I wrote a multi-page letter, detailing everything wrong going on with the company currently (safety, quality, management, etc), sent two weeks ago. He showed up today, met with the factory workers for two hours. The first thing he said was, "I want to talk to you about A, B, C, X, Y, Z..." and A, B, C X, Y Z were my points exactly as laid out in my letter. No one at work knew about the letter, yet everything they said to him echoed what I wrote.

I'm so proud of my peeps. And me.

Oh and fuck Paul Ryan.

Posted by: DangerGirl on a Crappy Computer at June 07, 2017 08:33 PM (/o9Qk)

227 Paul Ryan: Not Appropriate for Trump to Ask for Comey's Loyalty

Posted by: Under Fire at June 07, 2017 08:27 PM (l4aLi)


Yeah, my questions about Paul Ryan's loyalty were involved in how I voted in 2012, so I can see why he's personally not keen on such questions.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 07, 2017 08:34 PM (6FqZa)

228 *Looks at freshly minted teenage son*

Nah ... ya'll go tilt at Russian Windmills all you want.

The House of Scogg is gonna' sit this one out.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 08:34 PM (fiGNd)

229 "In the three-plus years that I have been the director of the National Security Agency, to the best of my recollection, I have never been directed to do anything I believe to be illegal, immoral, unethical or inappropriate," Rogers said. "And to the best of my recollection, during that same period of service, I do not recall ever feeling pressured to do so."

____

IMMPPEEAAAACHHHH!!!

Oh wait...

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 07, 2017 08:34 PM (1JAxC)

230 Pretty libertarian seeming lyrics in US Blues, I'll drink your health, share your wealth, run your life, steal your wife

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 07, 2017 08:34 PM (PUmDY)

231 Is it too much to want these people dead?

Yeah, .... probably.

Don't give a fuck.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at June 07, 2017 08:35 PM (Dgsey)

232 McCain / Ryan: two lovers

Trump: the bear

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 07, 2017 08:35 PM (6FqZa)

233 232 McCain / Ryan: two lovers

Trump: the bear
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 07, 2017 08:35 PM (6FqZa)

____

I need brain bleach stat!

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 07, 2017 08:36 PM (1JAxC)

234 But just like I was assured about global warming being my fault, I was assured that Comey was a straight shooter and man of integrity!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 07, 2017 08:31 PM (gwPgz) fnord (gwPgz)


Don't forget that the way to fight against insane mass-murdering terrorism is *moar hugs!*

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 07, 2017 08:36 PM (wB8Tg)

235 Fresh out of Pink Slime Uni.

But enough about the Republicans in Congress . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 07, 2017 08:36 PM (6FqZa)

236 230 Pretty libertarian seeming lyrics in US Blues, I'll drink your health, share your wealth, run your life, steal your wife
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 07, 2017 08:34 PM (PUmDY)


Ahhh.. Dead lyrics.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at June 07, 2017 08:36 PM (Dgsey)

237 222. I agree. Especially under Obama, the Russian Federation not only moved its nation right up next to NATO bases, but also had the audacity to assert its claim to the Crimea, which had only been incorporated into Russia prior to the founding of the United States.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 08:36 PM (TwwWO)

238 Is it too much to want these people dead?

Yeah, .... probably.

Don't give a fuck.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at June 07, 2017 08:35 PM (Dgsey)

Careful.....if a cob thinks you're advocating violence, you risk a banhammer.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 07, 2017 08:37 PM (OpG/P)

239 Funny sad that the definition of loyalty to a politician is an unethical request because it means a quid pro quo no matter what and to a non politician like Trump it means just don't take sides against me just because and do a honest job.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 07, 2017 08:37 PM (5IbVn)

240 Don't forget that the way to fight against insane mass-murdering terrorism is *moar hugs!*
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 07, 2017 08:36 PM (wB8Tg)


I thought it was all about chow?


Well.....

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at June 07, 2017 08:38 PM (Dgsey)

241 I just don't give a fuck if Crimea is part of Russia or not. On my list of things to worry about it's somewhere in the 120s.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 07, 2017 08:38 PM (1JAxC)

242 Careful.....if a cob thinks you're advocating violence, you risk a banhammer.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 07, 2017 08:37 PM (OpG/P)


Meh ... Nigel ain't around ... we're probably good.

And I ain't seen Tim ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 08:39 PM (fiGNd)

243 Lemme guess, Jeb ... Act of Love?

Up to 100 girls may have had their genitals cut in Michigan

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2017 08:39 PM (udajc)

244 Putin's Eurasianist ideology is one very small step shy of authoritarian fascism. I will never back or ally with a monster like Putin. He's Stalin Jr. sans the gulags and great terror. America doesn't need him. We can destroy ISIS, the question being, are we willing to do it?

Yes of course they are.

Just because they've been lied to by the US and it's allies for 20+years

Posted by: Country Boy at June 07, 2017 08:39 PM (OpG/P)

245 178 My Crab Shack
Posted by: Sandra Flook

Now there's a good business model.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2017 08:11 PM (IqV8l)


Open 24 hours a day. No order is too big or small
-----------

Buses welcome

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 07, 2017 08:40 PM (nILVB)

246 Is it ebola season yet?

Posted by: Simplemind at June 07, 2017 08:40 PM (ZuGkg)

247 Holy crap, 3 run hr by Swanson

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 07, 2017 08:40 PM (PUmDY)

248 doesn't mean they have the right to reassert themselves or anything.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 07, 2017 08:40 PM (OpG/P)

249 And I ain't seen Tim ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 08:39 PM (fiGNd)

I discovered silent surveillance the hard way.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 07, 2017 08:41 PM (OpG/P)

250

Comey's reward will to be allowed to orally service Maxine Walter's pink slime...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 07, 2017 08:42 PM (pchgp)

251 I have pledged my loyalty to my wife and the Chamber of Commerce.

Posted by: jeb! at June 07, 2017 08:42 PM (l4aLi)

252 238 Is it too much to want these people dead?

Yeah, .... probably.

Don't give a fuck.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at June 07, 2017 08:35 PM (Dgsey)

Careful.....if a cob thinks you're advocating violence, you risk a banhammer.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 07, 2017 08:37 PM (OpG/P)



Whatever........ I have reached the point of absolutely no care, whatsoever......

D-Lamp knows the deal.

This is a country of shit. Cities of useless faggots, which i have no problem watching nuked.

No. Problem. At. All.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at June 07, 2017 08:42 PM (Dgsey)

253 Just because they've been lied to by the US and it's allies for 20+years
Posted by: Country Boy at June 07, 2017 08:39 PM (OpG/P)


Well ... the Old Lady has been lying to me for about that long - but I ain't nuked her yet.

I keep asking if she's in the mood though ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 08:42 PM (fiGNd)

254 241. Yep. But for hillzebub, it was just another causus belli. It was funny, though - the stuipd Soros funded hashtaggery, impotent talk of '19th century politics, ' and Queen Bernice there talking about giving Putin an 'exit ramp' from this disaster.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 08:42 PM (TwwWO)

255
*Looks at freshly minted teenage son*

Nah ... ya'll go tilt at Russian Windmills all you want.

The House of Scogg is gonna' sit this one out.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 08:34 PM


You don't want to send him over to fight for the Ukraine??

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2017 08:42 PM (IqV8l)

256 Putin is somewhat attractive to social conservatives because of his open embrace with the Christian church and his rebuke of the homosexual agenda.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 07, 2017 08:43 PM (3svUe)

257 Yep, it's gonna be one of those nights.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 07, 2017 08:43 PM (wB8Tg)

258 For America 2.0 we need an Everbody not in your district in the party hates you clause.

Posted by: DaveA at June 07, 2017 08:44 PM (FhXTo)

259 Well you gotta know Paulie doesn't have the first clue about loyalty.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2017 08:32 PM (ypXm3)



Trump's election has forced so many DC elites to take off their masks, that it takes a willing suspension of disbelief to continue to argue that there isn't a vicious corrupt Uniparty Deep State Establishment running the US Government!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 07, 2017 08:44 PM (gwPgz)

260 Trump's election has forced so many DC elites to take off their masks, that it takes a willing suspension of disbelief to continue to argue that there isn't a vicious corrupt Uniparty Deep State Establishment running the US Government!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 07, 2017 08:44 PM (gwPgz)

____

Jon Boner is openly mocking Trump now. But you know he was totes conservative and stuff.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 07, 2017 08:45 PM (1JAxC)

261 What will Comey do next?

a. MSNBC host
b. CNN host
c. run for office
d. do the honorable thing and Seppuku (hey a guy can dream right)

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 07, 2017 08:47 PM (1JAxC)

262 Ha! Courtney Love to Linda Sarsour on Twitter:

"You're a vile disgrace to women and all mankind."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 07, 2017 08:48 PM (nILVB)

263 256. That last bit, plus his interference in the Qatar pipeline deal that would run thru Syria, and his offer of an economic union that did not require enslaving Ukraine with permanent debts it could never pay, made him Enemy #1 of the Clintons.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 08:49 PM (TwwWO)

264 Courtney Love must be hanging with Roseanne Barr.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2017 08:49 PM (89T5c)

265 262. Hmmm.....strange new respect & all that. ...

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 08:50 PM (TwwWO)

266 199 Is it possible that Russia and Putin are just forming a trading coalition with the Middle East and China that threatens the global banking order and so there is a lot of posturing going on with the globalist because they might not control the central banking for these nations?
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 07, 2017 08:21 PM (3svUe)


Well, that's just crazy talk. You must be one of them conspiracy theorists.

Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2017 08:50 PM (sdi6R)

267 Jon Boner is openly mocking Trump now. But you know he was totes conservative and stuff.

Isn't he responsible for $7T in debt? Thanks a lot, John.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 07, 2017 08:50 PM (9OK2y)

268 >>Putin is somewhat attractive to social conservatives because of his open embrace with the Christian church and his rebuke of the homosexual agenda.

You gotta admit the jailing and murdering of his opponents might diminish the attractiveness to social conservatives just a tad.

As far as I can tell, nobody here is arguing for going to war with Russia. Maybe just not reflexively supporting him because liberals are trying to use him to damage Trump. The guy is a thug and a killer who doesn't seem to sweat blowing an airliner of civilians, not Americans thankfully, out of the sky or funding the not so Christian loving Iran.

We may not go to war over Ukraine. We just might over Iran.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2017 08:50 PM (/tuJf)

269 Up to 100 girls may have had their genitals cut in Michigan

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2017 08:39 PM (udajc)


We need to embrace multiculturalism, after all, who are we to judge in the diversity sweepstakes!

Interesting that I didn't have to move to a third-world hellhole, it was brought to my doorstep by my own country's liberal politicians aided by various "church" immigration service organizations that scooped up some sweet taxpayer cash in the process!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 07, 2017 08:50 PM (gwPgz)

270 237>

People are playing it fast and loose with Putin. He's been trying to destabilize every nation on the Russian border. Fomenting fascism in Kazakhstan and Serb Chetniks in the Balkans. Chetnik fascists were manning the checkpoints at the Crimean peninsula chokepoints.

Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2017 08:51 PM (WHVu+)

271 You don't want to send him over to fight for the Ukraine??
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2017 08:42 PM (IqV8l)


Not so much.

But I did just put him in a Sharpshooter. He just turned 13. He likes to test the Old Man.

I kinda' like it too.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 08:51 PM (fiGNd)

272 I'm hanging a Louisville slugger in the rear window of the truck. Things are getting real.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 07, 2017 08:53 PM (U6f54)

273 As far as I can tell, nobody here is arguing for going to war with Russia. Maybe just not reflexively supporting him because liberals are trying to use him to damage Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2017 08:50 PM (/tuJf)

___

I had no issue with Putin long before Trump came on the scene. Is he a nice guy? No. Does his un-niceness affect my life? No. So I say live and let live.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 07, 2017 08:53 PM (1JAxC)

274 Well, that's just crazy talk. You must be one of them conspiracy theorists.

Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2017 08:50 PM

........

I was afraid of that. Forget I said anything.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 07, 2017 08:53 PM (3svUe)

275 Jack Straw, I gotta ask:

Did you get a new doggie, or two?

What breed?

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 07, 2017 08:54 PM (GsAUU)

276 262, Hole was a good band...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v0CYB5V9e64

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 07, 2017 08:54 PM (PUmDY)

277 268. Russian Federation forces played no part in the shoot-down if a civilian airliner rhat chose, foe whatever reason, to fly over an active area of combat avoided by all other airlines. At worst, a goof by local ethnic Russian forces in Ukraine. As for killing or jailing opponents - 1) Russia ain't a Sunday school; and 2) nearly all of that is from pro-Soros, pro globalization sources.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 08:54 PM (TwwWO)

278 270. Chetniks? You drunk, mate?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 08:56 PM (TwwWO)

279 237
I agree. Especially under Obama, the Russian Federation not only moved its nation right up next to NATO bases

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 08:36 PM (TwwWO)


*snort*

Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2017 08:57 PM (sdi6R)

280 270. Only fascist forces in Ukraine were and are the Svoboda paramilitaries, based outta Kiev.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 08:57 PM (TwwWO)

281 Re: Putin

When the caliphate is established in Europe.

Putin will be known as vlad the impaler.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 07, 2017 08:58 PM (ZuGkg)

282 The democrats are looking for a way to, what was the word, 'nullify,' ya nullify the election.

Ok, fine. Then what? Another election? How long will that take? Just appoint a new president? Hillary? Sure, you betcha. That would work. Half the people in the country will just sit on their hands while the guy they voted for is sent to the gulag.

Posted by: Manfried Holtznhammer at June 07, 2017 08:58 PM (m9X4Y)

283 Whatever........ I have reached the point of absolutely no care, whatsoever......

D-Lamp knows the deal.

This is a country of shit. Cities of useless faggots, which i have no problem watching nuked.

No. Problem. At. All.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at June 07, 2017 08:42 PM (Dgsey)

Not disagreeing with the sentiment.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 07, 2017 08:59 PM (OpG/P)

284 Transnistria and Kaliningrad are Russia's weapons and narcotics distribution hubs into western Europe. Moldova is a wreck because of Russian meddling. Russian agents black bagged a Latvian intelligence officer and dragged him back to Moscow. Lithuania is so nervous they stood-up a 3000 man combat ready brigade and instituted male conscription

Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2017 09:00 PM (WHVu+)

285 People are playing it fast and loose with Putin. He's been trying to destabilize every nation on the Russian border. Fomenting fascism in Kazakhstan and Serb Chetniks in the Balkans. Chetnik fascists were manning the checkpoints at the Crimean peninsula chokepoints.

Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2017 08:51 PM (WHVu+)

Would those be the countries that we, and the EU, have been messing around in?

You know... Like Spec Forces 'Training Ops' in Georgia? or overthrowing a just elected government in Ukraine (from their perspective)...

I don't see Russian troops sitting on the US border.... I do see US Troops sitting on the Russian border....

All to protect the EU, which has 12 times the GDP, and 6 times the Population, of Russia?

I will admit... I take this whole thing personally.... I was in the Cold War, and yet was never shot at by a Russian... every time I was shot at, it was by a Moslem...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 07, 2017 09:00 PM (NgKpN)

286 Yep, it's gonna be one of those nights.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 07, 2017 08:43 PM (wB8Tg)


One of those nightsOne of those lost and lonely nightsWe're gonna find out, pretty mamaWhat turns on your lights

Posted by: DangerGirl on a Crappy Computer at June 07, 2017 09:00 PM (/o9Qk)

287 270. Heh.....I suppose the chetniks hitched a ride on tractors from the Macedonian content farms.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 09:00 PM (TwwWO)

288 Do the Dems really want Mike Pence as POTUS? I think it may be one of those careful what you wish for moments if it ever happens.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 07, 2017 09:00 PM (1JAxC)

289 Hey, thanks Pixy for your fan fucking tastic formatting!

Posted by: DangerGirl on a Crappy Computer at June 07, 2017 09:01 PM (/o9Qk)

290 This is a country of shit. Cities of useless faggots, which i have no problem watching nuked.



No. Problem. At. All.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at June 07, 2017 08:42 PM (Dgsey)

I used to say that if the US were under nuclear attack, I would die happy as long as NYC was first.
Then came 9/11/

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 07, 2017 09:01 PM (tHwdc)

291 So whatever happened with that guy whose Super Bowl ring Putin took and walked off with? Anybody remember that?

Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2017 09:01 PM (sdi6R)

292 Putin put Chetnik fascists on the border checkpoints into Crimae

Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2017 09:02 PM (WHVu+)

293 >>Did you get a new doggie, or two?

Just one. I would've like to take another and was tempted but not right now.

>>What breed?

That's an open question. I got him at a rescue event and he was brought from a kill shelter on the Texas/Arkansas border. They told me he was a Catahoula Leopard dog mix but I suspect he is really a Treeing Tennessee Brindle possible mix. He's got all the markings, temperament and size. And the TTB is an Ozark dog so pretty close to the right area.

Mostly I suspect he's a mutt like me but I like him a lot already. Thanks for asking.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2017 09:02 PM (/tuJf)

294 I used to say that if the US were under nuclear attack, I would die happy as long as NYC was first.
Then came 9/11/
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 07, 2017 09:01 PM (tHwdc)


___


If a 9/11 happened tomorrow in NYC or SF or LA I wouldn't be happy, but I wouldn't be sad either.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 07, 2017 09:02 PM (1JAxC)

295 People are playing it fast and loose with Putin. He's been trying to destabilize every nation on the Russian border. Fomenting fascism in Kazakhstan and Serb Chetniks in the Balkans. Chetnik fascists were manning the checkpoints at the Crimean peninsula chokepoints.

Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2017 08:51 PM (WHVu+)

Yeah that really sucks. We all know the US never tries to destabilize anybody or arm any bad guys.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 07, 2017 09:02 PM (OpG/P)

296 You gotta admit the jailing and murdering of his opponents might diminish the attractiveness to social conservatives just a tad.



Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2017 08:50 PM (/tuJf)

Yeah, because killing someone over politics would NEVER happen here!

Posted by: Seth Rich, is unavailable for comment at June 07, 2017 09:03 PM (NgKpN)

297 Holy fuckballs, batman! I can't believe that's not a movie review.

Posted by: Peaches at June 07, 2017 09:03 PM (EgOr3)

298 If a 9/11 happened tomorrow in NYC or SF or LA I wouldn't be happy, but I wouldn't be sad either.
Posted by: #neverskankles at June




that is unfortunate.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 07, 2017 09:04 PM (cPsPa)

299 291
So whatever happened with that guy whose Super Bowl ring Putin took and walked off with? Anybody remember that?

Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2017 09:01 PM (sdi6R)
It was Kraft and, no worries, he's got a pile of 'em.

Posted by: Peaches at June 07, 2017 09:04 PM (EgOr3)

300 Full moon about now. That brings out the oddities in late Spring

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2017 09:05 PM (mkDpn)

301 @237
I still believe that the Russkies would not have gambled on a NATO response to naked aggression in central had they not had deep access to the anticipated US response, namely, access to Hillary's server in Chappaqua
"Huma, Barky says we will not get in a shooting war over Ukraine..."

"Hey Dmitri: Cable Vlad. Its a green light..."

An interesting question for the historians.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 07, 2017 09:05 PM (OhTOr)

302 292. Yeah. I can see how it's easier, logistically, to deploy non-native speakers of Russia into Russia than to use your own forces. Say, were those chetniks voting in the plebiscite that confirmed Crimea as part of Russia? Or did Khrushchev' s decision have precedenc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 09:06 PM (TwwWO)

303 269 Up to 100 girls may have had their genitals cut in Michigan

----

So will eat a bag of clits become a thing?

monsters...

Posted by: Marvin the Martian at June 07, 2017 09:06 PM (vChNs)

304 It is appropriate for Obama to ask for loyalty, for he is wholly Good, and it is always appropriate to demand loyalty to the Good. It is, however, wrong to ask anyone to serve evil, and Trump is evil. That is the difference.

Posted by: Mary Klogginstein, Brattleboro VT at June 07, 2017 09:06 PM (vRcUp)

305 Don Q @ 285- I agree with you. The Russians ain't my enemy. My enemy is islam in all it's forms. If islam don't want to be the enemy, all they gotta do is drop the religion and step into the 21st century with civilized people.

Posted by: Eromero at June 07, 2017 09:06 PM (zLDYs)

306 DonQ

If you had the power to back Putin against ISIS, would you do it?

Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2017 09:07 PM (WHVu+)

307 Up to 100 girls may have had their genitals cut in Michigan

----

So will eat a bag of clits become a thing?

monsters...
Posted by: Marvin the Martian at June




yeah, someone may have been misrepresenting their genitalia to you as a clit if you need a bag for 100 of em.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 07, 2017 09:08 PM (cPsPa)

308 >>Yeah, because killing someone over politics would NEVER happen here!

>>Seth Rich, is unavailable for comment at June 07, 2017 09:03 PM (NgKpN)

Haven't noticed that many social conservatives supporting Hillary or any liberal for that matter. Oddly enough, today's liberals are getting to be a lot like Putin.

Maybe not so oddly both being totalitarians and all.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2017 09:08 PM (/tuJf)

309 >>>Up to 100 girls may have had their genitals cut in Michigan

Duh! Why didn't I think of that? All those times I could have said, "Not tonight, Hillary. I just don't feel like it since my FGM".

Posted by: Huma Abedin at June 07, 2017 09:08 PM (vRcUp)

310 If you had the power to back Putin against ISIS, would you do it?

Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2017 09:07 PM (WHVu+)
In a fuckin' heartbeat. Although, I think Putin against Maxine would be fun, too.

Posted by: Peaches at June 07, 2017 09:09 PM (EgOr3)

311 All I'm saying is that while I'm watching kids in this country being scolded and reprogrammed for noticing that a cod and two snards qualifies you as a boy, it's hard to be objectionable to a leader that puts a halt to the homo-caliphate in his own country.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 07, 2017 09:09 PM (3svUe)

312 302

The your wiseguy stuff doesn't really bother me

Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2017 09:09 PM (WHVu+)

313 @307
Your admission is hereby revoked.

Posted by: Hahvad at June 07, 2017 09:10 PM (OhTOr)

314 An interesting question for the historians.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 07, 2017 09:05 PM (OhTOr)]


Read about Colonel Alfred Redl of the Austro-Hungarian secret service, and the damage he did to the Austro-Hungarian efforts in WWI because he had been both the head of the spy service and a Russian double agent.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2017 09:10 PM (mkDpn)

315 304 It is appropriate for Obama to ask for loyalty, for he is wholly Good, and it is always appropriate to demand loyalty to the Good. It is, however, wrong to ask anyone to serve evil, and Trump is evil. That is the difference.
Posted by: Mary Klogginstein, Brattleboro VT at June 07, 2017 09:06 PM (vRcUp)

Yeah.... only ORCS are loyal to the Dark Lord!

Posted by: Ugh of the Deplorable Orc Tribe at June 07, 2017 09:10 PM (NgKpN)

316 That's an open question. I got him at a rescue event and he was brought from a kill shelter on the Texas/Arkansas border. They told me he was a Catahoula Leopard dog mix but I suspect he is really a Treeing Tennessee Brindle possible mix. He's got all the markings, temperament and size. And the TTB is an Ozark dog so pretty close to the right area.

Mostly I suspect he's a mutt like me but I like him a lot already. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2017 09:02 PM (/tuJf)

--That is cool!

[googles for a pic of Catahoula]

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 07, 2017 09:11 PM (GsAUU)

317 Earlier CNN: BOMBSHELL

Later CNN: OBSTRUCTION? NOT SO FAST

The digital equivalent of a wilting flower.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 07, 2017 09:11 PM (4ErVI)

318 Wow that's a lot of words Ace. Take the night off.

Posted by: no it tisnt at June 07, 2017 09:11 PM (BO/km)

319 Palpatine, you are a wiseguy?

I need some canoli, got a good bakery in town?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2017 09:12 PM (mkDpn)

320 312. Fair enough. Still, if you've got a source for the 'chetnik fascists in Crimea' story, I'd be interested to read it. It's just improbable - I mean, among other things, the chetnikii were explicitly and violently anti-Axis.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 09:12 PM (TwwWO)

321 I need some canoli, got a good bakery in town?
Posted by: Kindltot at June




there are no good cannoli only bad and worse.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 07, 2017 09:13 PM (cPsPa)

322 yeah, someone may have been misrepresenting their genitalia to you as a clit if you need a bag for 100 of em.

Posted by: yankeefifth


No! This is incorrect. The clitoris is much larger than previously thought. Just do an image search on "cliteracy" (get it?), and woke yourself.

Here is a feminist sculpture of the entire organ:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8e48dzu

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 07, 2017 09:14 PM (vRcUp)

323 321. 'And that was when the fight started.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 09:14 PM (TwwWO)

324 306 DonQ

If you had the power to back Putin against ISIS, would you do it?
Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2017 09:07 PM (WHVu+)

Yes, for one very simple reason.

Putin is not our friend, we know this... but he is not crazy. He has Western morals... he is coherent...

He wants Russia to win in the race for western civilization...

Islam wants Western Civilization to burn... they are incoherent... they are fanatics.

So to me, its simple... would I kill the barbaric enemy who is ACTIVLY killing my people first? or go after the semi Civilized opponent, who is not.

Posted by: Don Q. at June 07, 2017 09:15 PM (NgKpN)

325 So I just replaced a bulb in my kitchen ceiling fixture. I was looking for a label stating the maximum allowable wattage. It's stamped on the inside, but there was a label stuck over it. I tried to peel it off, but couldn't.

The label stuck over it said to use wiring rated for 90 degrees C, and that most houses built before 1985 only had wiring rated for 60 degrees C. But that doesn't tell me what kind of bulbs I can use.

The fixture holds two bulbs. The bulbs that were in there were big round decorative bulbs intended for a fixture I no longer have, but they fit inside this one, so I used them up. However, they don't have the wattage stamped on them and I don't have the packaging. I *think* they were 40 watt bulbs. I replaced the one that burned out with a conventional 60 watt bulb.

Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2017 09:15 PM (sdi6R)

326 323
321. 'And that was when the fight started.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 09:14 PM (TwwWO)
Jeez, no shit. Now I know the answer to my desultory thought, is everyone just staying turgid until the ONT?

Posted by: Peaches at June 07, 2017 09:15 PM (EgOr3)

327 322 yeah, someone may have been misrepresenting their genitalia to you as a clit if you need a bag for 100 of em.

Posted by: yankeefifth


I have it on good authority that you measure a cock just like a cat's tail ...

... from the asshole out.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 09:15 PM (fiGNd)

328 Ya gotta love this place.
Come here for the politics,
get an anatomy lesson.

Posted by: Manfried Holtznhammer at June 07, 2017 09:16 PM (m9X4Y)

329 Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2017 09:15 PM (sdi6R)

I was halfway through that before I realized it wasn't Miley.

Posted by: Peaches at June 07, 2017 09:17 PM (EgOr3)

330 rickl at June 07, 2017 09:15 PM

Turn'm on and watch for smoke. They won't work if the smoke leaks out.

Posted by: Manfried Holtznhammer at June 07, 2017 09:17 PM (m9X4Y)

331 326. Naughty girl!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 09:17 PM (TwwWO)

332 >> "cliteracy"

Thanks for writing that. I was trying to remember that particular term the other day and couldn't remember what it was to save my life. I need to write it down.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 07, 2017 09:18 PM (8O3HH)

333 Just had a ding dong agent ask why she didn't get her original warranty deed at closing.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 07, 2017 09:18 PM (PUmDY)

334 there are no good cannoli only bad and worse.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 07, 2017 09:13 PM (cPsPa)

Go die in the outer darkness from whence you came.

j/k

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2017 09:18 PM (ZgkX8)

335 is everyone just staying turgid until the ONT?


Posted by: Peaches at June 07, 2017 09:15 PM (EgOr3)

Turgid is my middle name.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 07, 2017 09:18 PM (tHwdc)

336 40-60s are probably ok. Better yet get some good 60w+ equivalent LEDs and they will pull less than 20 watts.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2017 09:18 PM (BO/km)

337 You have our undying loyalty President Obama!!

Posted by: Bat Wielding Lesbians of Evergreen College at June 07, 2017 09:18 PM (qJhUV)

338 What the Hell am I thinking ?

These damn kids are going to be RIGHT NOW !!!

And then me and the Mrs. are talking Loyalty Pledges.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 09:18 PM (fiGNd)

339 Peaches, I plan on remaining turbid until the ONT, and only then will I settle down.

This requires regular and steady agitation.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2017 09:19 PM (mkDpn)

340 322 yeah, someone may have been misrepresenting their genitalia to you as a clit if you need a bag for 100 of em.

Posted by: yankeefifth

---

I will await the scoring decision of the 'ettes. hopefully with diagrams and a diorama

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 09:19 PM (vChNs)

341 Why are women such shitty Carpenters ?

All their lives, they've been told THIS >"< is six inches.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 09:20 PM (fiGNd)

342 I'm kinda surprised that more than a few people believe Putin could be useful to our interests abroad, yet in the same breath admit that he's a dictator or tyrant.


That just doesn't make sense to me. Or, some would like me to Chemjeff into a wall. That's probably it.

Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2017 09:20 PM (WHVu+)

343 I will await the scoring decision of the 'ettes. hopefully with diagrams and a diorama
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 09:19 PM (vChNs)

Like that scene from History of the World Pt 1.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2017 09:21 PM (ZgkX8)

344 335 is everyone just staying turgid until the ONT

----

I going to Buck that trend son

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 09:21 PM (vChNs)

345 You ought to see some of those female bodybuilders. The 'roids make Frankenclits.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 07, 2017 09:21 PM (8O3HH)

346 I will await the scoring decision of the 'ettes. hopefully with diagrams and a diorama

---

I trust no one but the experts, the professionals; video by a gynecologist. If we're going to do this, then do it right.

Posted by: Manfried Holtznhammer at June 07, 2017 09:21 PM (m9X4Y)

347 I will await the scoring decision of the 'ettes. hopefully with diagrams and a diorama

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 09:19 PM (vChNs)

All I know is that dicks are measured from the base on the upper side.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 07, 2017 09:21 PM (tHwdc)

348 339 Peaches, I plan on remaining turbid until the ONT, and only then will I settle down.

This requires regular and steady agitation.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2017 09:19 PM (mkDpn)

---

put it in the washing machine. Small load...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 09:22 PM (vChNs)

349 336 40-60s are probably ok. Better yet get some good 60w+ equivalent LEDs and they will pull less than 20 watts.
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2017 09:18 PM (BO/km)


I know the 40s are OK, because I have been using them. At least I think they are 40s. But I still have lots of 75s and 100s and would like to use them if I can. (I bought a couple of cases before the ban.)

Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2017 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

350 All I know is that dicks are measured from the base on the upper side.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June




yeah, nothing to work with in that comment.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 07, 2017 09:23 PM (cPsPa)

351 OK, nutjobs.

SEVEN Six months of your stupid, butthurt "We really blew this thing and we're going to yell 'SQUIRREL' and hope to God no one notices just how much we have screwed things up" toddleresque temper tantrum is enough.

Shut the fuck up, get a candidate for 2020 and act like adults. I am entirely fucking sick of this shit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 07, 2017 09:23 PM (F0ZHr)

352 put it in the washing machine. Small load...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 09:22 PM (vChNs)
Always prudent to go with the extra rinse cycle. Just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at June 07, 2017 09:23 PM (EgOr3)

353 342. No, it's not like that. He can be both - a useful member of a coalition against a common enemy, and still be a man I'd not want in charge anywhere other than where he is now. He's not a saint, but he has no interest in oppressing us, either.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 09:23 PM (TwwWO)

354 341 Why are women such shitty Carpenters ?

All their lives, they've been told THIS >"
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 09:20 PM (fiGNd)

----

We've Only Just Begun

Posted by: Karen C at June 07, 2017 09:23 PM (vChNs)

355 I going to Buck that trend son

Posted by: buzzsaw90


ISWYDT

Posted by: Dr. Angela Merkelwurdigliebe at June 07, 2017 09:24 PM (vRcUp)

356 342 I'm kinda surprised that more than a few people believe Putin could be useful to our interests abroad, yet in the same breath admit that he's a dictator or tyrant.


That just doesn't make sense to me. Or, some would like me to Chemjeff into a wall. That's probably it.

----

Joe Stalin comes to mind circa 1941-1945

Posted by: Karen C at June 07, 2017 09:24 PM (vChNs)

357 That reminds me, I have laundry to do. It can wait until tomorrow. 'supposed to rain.

Posted by: Manfried Holtznhammer at June 07, 2017 09:25 PM (m9X4Y)

358 We've Only Just Begun

Posted by: Karen C at June 07, 2017 09:23 PM (vChNs)
Shoots. Scores.

Posted by: Peaches at June 07, 2017 09:25 PM (EgOr3)

359 I'm kinda surprised that more than a few people
believe Putin could be useful to our interests abroad, yet in the same
breath admit that he's a dictator or tyrant.





That just doesn't make sense to me. Or, some would like me to Chemjeff into a wall. That's probably it.



Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2017 09:20 PM (WHVu+)

What's so hard to understand that a dictator or tyrant might have goals that are congruent with your own?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2017 09:25 PM (XUcIQ)

360 I will await the scoring decision of the 'ettes. hopefully with diagrams and a diorama

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 09:19 PM (vChNs)

We've also been told that 6" is average, which is not the case. It's definitely above average.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 07, 2017 09:25 PM (tHwdc)

361 All I know is that dicks are measured from the base on the upper side.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 07, 2017 09:21 PM (tHwdc)


Horseshit.

I've been called a Dick since Elementary School. The Official Measurement has never seemed to change.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 09:25 PM (fiGNd)

362 Rickl,

60W is usually the max for most enclosed fixtures. If they have multiple bulbs, 60W is a safe bet for the max.

If it's a big open air thing, with some air space between it and the ceiling, it might be rated more, but those are not all that common.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 07, 2017 09:25 PM (8O3HH)

363 342 I'm kinda surprised that more than a few people believe Putin could be useful to our interests abroad, yet in the same breath admit that he's a dictator or tyrant.

That just doesn't make sense to me. Or, some would like me to Chemjeff into a wall. That's probably it.
Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2017 09:20 PM (WHVu+)

It is a calculation. Putin is a dictator, but is he worse than Islamism? Not in my opinion. Putin has nukes, but I do not really worry about him using them.

Iran, on the other hand?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2017 09:26 PM (ZgkX8)

364 Always prudent to go with the extra rinse cycle. Just sayin'
Posted by: Peaches at June



if you get to the end of the wash and you are not satisfied open the lid, throw a single pillow into the wash to completely unbalance the load. close the lid, hang on.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 07, 2017 09:26 PM (cPsPa)

365 You ought to see some of those female bodybuilders. The 'roids make Frankenclits.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius)


Here's something else that you shouldn't do an image search on: "Buck Angel".

Posted by: Steve and at June 07, 2017 09:26 PM (vRcUp)

366 I trust no one but the experts, the professionals; video by a gynecologist. If we're going to do this, then do it right.
Posted by: Manfried Holtznhammer at June 07, 2017 09:21 PM (m9X4Y)

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let's fuckin love science sexually

Posted by: Karen C at June 07, 2017 09:27 PM (vChNs)

367
Sticking a standard 12" wood ruler lying on the deck here at the reference position, I see that autofellatio would be a piece of cake.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 07, 2017 09:28 PM (8O3HH)

368 Upper side lower side east side west side whatever side you want baby you decide.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2017 09:28 PM (BO/km)

369 350 All I know is that dicks are measured from the base on the upper side.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June

yeah, nothing to work with in that comment.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 07, 2017 09:23 PM (cPsPa)

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me neither

Posted by: C Jenner at June 07, 2017 09:29 PM (vChNs)

370 Still twenty minutes to go.
We've been at this for how long
ten minutes?

Talk about stamina.

Posted by: Manfried Holtznhammer at June 07, 2017 09:29 PM (m9X4Y)

371 342 I'm kinda surprised that more than a few people believe Putin could be useful to our interests abroad, yet in the same breath admit that he's a dictator or tyrant.


.......

I have to be quite honest, if Putin was involved in hacking the DNC, then he did more for this country than 92% of our cock-sucking GOP representatives.

For that I'd owe him a debt of gratitude, though not an Oath of Loyalty.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 07, 2017 09:29 PM (3svUe)

372 Cleveland fans blaming the rest of the team are amusing. They were Heat fans not that long ago.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 07, 2017 09:30 PM (PUmDY)

373 350 All I know is that dicks are measured from the base on the upper side.



Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June

I will defer to you, sounds like you've done a lot of research. But as far as 6" being above average. Well, my condolences. Nice that you keep trying.

Posted by: Peaches at June 07, 2017 09:30 PM (EgOr3)

374 >>No, it's not like that. He can be both - a useful member of a coalition against a common enemy, and still be a man I'd not want in charge anywhere other than where he is now. He's not a saint, but he has no interest in oppressing us, either.

Sounds an awful lot like the rationale used for our alliance with Stalin against Hitler. It might work out better this time. Maybe.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2017 09:30 PM (/tuJf)

375 Conservatives like the Never Trumpers destroyed the conservative name and brand the last 2 plus decades.

I'm forever a right winger.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 07, 2017 09:30 PM (2qHjF)

376 370. Teh Horde are champion edgers.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 09:30 PM (TwwWO)

377 That just doesn't make sense to me. Or, some would like me to Chemjeff into a wall.

I would reverse the order of those two sentences.

Why would he not be useful just because he's a dictator? He, too, has enemies.

Posted by: t-bird at June 07, 2017 09:30 PM (7H/2n)

378 put it in the washing machine. Small load...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 09:22 PM (vChNs)


Yeah, right. The toaster would kill me.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2017 09:31 PM (mkDpn)

379 When it comes to Dick Measuring ... an Architecht's Scale is a Man's Best Friend.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 09:31 PM (fiGNd)

380 >> Here's something else that you shouldn't do an image search on: "Buck Angel".

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I know what that is, unfortunately. For any unfortunate soul who doesn't and make try a search, that is the inverse of a chick with a dick, a dude with a pussy, which is just disgusting.

That is a woman who thinks she's a man, but still has the lady parts. Massive doses of testosterone have warped them.

I can look a lot, but this is one thing that is so disgusting to me, I can't hardly even joke about it. It just makes me shudder and wince.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 07, 2017 09:31 PM (8O3HH)

381 Putin, in a war between Western Civ and Iran, would probably do what Mao did; hang back and let the Nationalists take all the casualties.

Posted by: Manfried Holtznhammer at June 07, 2017 09:31 PM (m9X4Y)

382 So, where is Ft. Sumter going to be this time? We should probably use Sharia rules, or Moscow rules, or something simple this time. We need to end this.

Posted by: goon at June 07, 2017 09:32 PM (EaQ6/)

383 me neither

Posted by: C Jenner


Jenner's clitoris would be smaller than any women's, because it's just a scrap of penis, molded to look like a clitoris.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 07, 2017 09:32 PM (vRcUp)

384 I will defer to you, sounds like you've done a lot
of research. But as far as 6" being above average. Well, my condolences.
Nice that you keep trying.


Posted by: Peaches at June 07, 2017 09:30 PM (EgOr3)

I cannot claim personal research on this matter. This is from articles read regarding relative averages from country to country.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 07, 2017 09:32 PM (tHwdc)

385 362 Rickl,

60W is usually the max for most enclosed fixtures. If they have multiple bulbs, 60W is a safe bet for the max.

If it's a big open air thing, with some air space between it and the ceiling, it might be rated more, but those are not all that common.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 07, 2017 09:25 PM (8O3HH)


Thanks. It's an enclosed ceiling fixture with a glass dome over the bulbs. I figure 60 should be OK, but I have 75s and 100s I could use if that was allowable.

Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2017 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

386 374. And the alternative? We need a vigorous and ruthless ally. And we sure as hell do not want Russia to lose its status as a stabilizing force in central asia.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 09:33 PM (TwwWO)

387 Putin could be useful.

The challenge is to get him to quit being all handsy in the places where he is not useful.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 07, 2017 09:33 PM (F0ZHr)

388 It is a calculation. Putin is a dictator, but is he worse than Islamism? Not in my opinion. Putin has nukes, but I do not really worry about him using them.

Iran, on the other hand?

Posted by: Aetius451AD


As if this would be the first time the Russians were the lesser evil...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 07, 2017 09:33 PM (66CWr)

389 364 Always prudent to go with the extra rinse cycle. Just sayin'
Posted by: Peaches at June



if you get to the end of the wash and you are not satisfied open the lid, throw a single pillow into the wash to completely unbalance the load. close the lid, hang on.

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hang to dry. less shrinkage

Posted by: C Jenner at June 07, 2017 09:33 PM (vChNs)

390
*** gloats over substantially above average package ***

Posted by: Bwana Dik at June 07, 2017 09:34 PM (BO/km)

391 384 I will defer to you, sounds like you've done a lot
of research. But as far as 6" being above average. Well, my condolences. Nice that you keep trying.
Posted by: Peaches at June 07, 2017 09:30 PM (EgOr3)

I cannot claim personal research on this matter. This is from articles read regarding relative averages from country to country.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 07, 2017 09:32 PM (tHwdc)


Measures mustache from side to side ...

... smiles.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 09:34 PM (fiGNd)

392 t-tird Make an argument as to how Putin earned your trust.

I made a contextual argument upthread.

Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2017 09:34 PM (WHVu+)

393 217 @209

So now these shitbird reporters are going to get every fucking GOP puke on record to denounce Trump for seeking loyalty.

These fucking fucks.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 07, 2017 08:30 PM (9A6UB)


This seems to be the media's "plan B." It seems th media has already begun trying to manage expectations re Comey.

They are indeed fucking fucks.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 07, 2017 09:35 PM (TdMsT)

394 We've also been told that 6" is average, which is not the case. It's definitely above average.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 07, 2017 09:25 PM (tHwdc)

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ponders making a measurement. Realizes that'd require hands cuffed behind back for 3 days. passes.

Posted by: C Jenner at June 07, 2017 09:35 PM (vChNs)

395 381. Let's be honest - what rational actor wouldn't do that? If I could swing it, I'd let V.V. do the bulk of the bleeding and fighting.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 09:35 PM (TwwWO)

396 What is reputed to be Rasputin's severed dick is preserved in a jar of formaldehyde at some museum somewhere in Russia. I can't remember which city.

It's YUGE, supposed to be 13" long. You can see pictures, usually with some pretty girl posing next to it with a shocked look on her face.

It looks human.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 07, 2017 09:35 PM (8O3HH)

397 While I am generally over BB lately, I find this headline to be Pulitzer-worthy:

Obama Warns AgainstIncome Inequality While Delivering $7,700-a-Minute Speech

Posted by: Peaches at June 07, 2017 09:36 PM (EgOr3)

398 350 All I know is that dicks are measured from the base on the upper side.

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won't that give the Australians an unfair advantage?

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 07, 2017 09:37 PM (vChNs)

399 Conservatives like the Never Trumpers destroyed the conservative name and brand the last 2 plus decades.



I'm forever a right winger.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 07, 2017 09:30 PM (2qHjF)


Look up "British Country Party", it was a political movement in the early 1700's. It was not organized and was not effective in Britain at the time, but its theories and tracts were very influential in the Colonies in the generation leading up to the American Revolution.


Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2017 09:37 PM (mkDpn)

400 won't that give the Australians an unfair advantage?



Posted by: Joe Biden at June 07, 2017 09:37 PM (vChNs)
O. M. G. You are killing me here!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 07, 2017 09:38 PM (EgOr3)

401 Peaches is apparently not in a mood to be trifled with this evening.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 07, 2017 09:38 PM (cPsPa)

402 373 You mean, not from across the street with a surveyor's laser? Not that I'm bragging.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 07, 2017 09:38 PM (nIGPZ)

403 401
Peaches is apparently not in a mood to be trifled with this evening.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 07, 2017 09:38 PM (cPsPa)
As opposed to . . . ??? xoxo, you know I love you and your little dog, too.

Posted by: Peaches at June 07, 2017 09:39 PM (EgOr3)

404 Posted by: DangerGirl on a Crappy Computer at June 07, 2017 08:33 PM (/o9Qk)

Yea You on the letter. That took guts. And even better that the points were on mark and considered.

And of yeah, fuck Paul Ryan.

Posted by: gracepc at June 07, 2017 09:39 PM (OU4q6)

405 I cannot claim personal research on this matter. This is from articles read regarding relative averages from country to country.

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'scuse me while I whip this out...

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 07, 2017 09:39 PM (vChNs)

406 Peaches is apparently not in a mood to be trifled with this evening.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 07, 2017 09:38 PM (cPsPa)
.
Nor am I.
Still on Drink #1

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 07, 2017 09:40 PM (tHwdc)

407 You know it is interesting, maybe it is a male female thing but I have always thought the dick was more of a measuring device that something to be measured.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 07, 2017 09:40 PM (cPsPa)

408 *finishes last beer of evening*

*considers combing mustache*

*doesn't find comb big enough*

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 07, 2017 09:40 PM (fiGNd)

409 Nor am I.
Still on Drink #1
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June




heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 07, 2017 09:41 PM (cPsPa)

410 Nor am I.
Still on Drink #1
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 07, 2017 09:40 PM (tHwdc)

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OK, now I know it's time to deploy the funny

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 07, 2017 09:42 PM (vChNs)

411 It's YUGE, supposed to be 13" long. You can see pictures, usually with some pretty girl posing next to it with a shocked look on her face.

It looks human.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius)


But then they would have had to cut it off while it was erect. And then somehow prevent the blood from flowing out. I don't believe it. zombie posted here about hoaxer "Long Dong Silver". I'm guessing this is a fake as well.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 07, 2017 09:43 PM (vRcUp)

412 Make an argument as to how Putin earned your trust.

I trust that he is calculating. What else is there?

If I have found your "contextual argument" upstream, it's that Putin is just like Stalin, except for the stuff that made Stalin Stalin. Ok...I guess I can agree with you there.

Posted by: t-bird at June 07, 2017 09:44 PM (7H/2n)

413 You know it is interesting, maybe it is a male female thing but I have always thought the dick was more of a measuring device that something to be measured.

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Man(hood) is the measure of all things

Posted by: Protagoras at June 07, 2017 09:44 PM (vChNs)

414

Studies have found average penis size anywhere from 5.1 to 5.9". +2 standard deviations is 6.3" 4" is -2 sigma. Below that meets the medical definition for micropenis.

IOW, a 7"+ dick is very rare thing indeed.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 07, 2017 09:46 PM (8O3HH)

415 I regret to inform you that Cora "The Great Trigglypuff" Segal's pictorial appearance on the ONT has been definitely postponed.

Posted by: Colonel Cathcart at June 07, 2017 09:47 PM (DMUuz)

416 Studies have found average penis size anywhere from
5.1 to 5.9". +2 standard deviations is 6.3" 4" is -2 sigma. Below that
meets the medical definition for micropenis.



IOW, a 7"+ dick is very rare thing indeed.

Posted by: publius
****

What about girth? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 07, 2017 09:47 PM (hVdx9)

417 I saw Erect Rasputin open for the GoGos at the Spectrum in '84.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 07, 2017 09:47 PM (F0ZHr)

418 I *knew* that conversation would end up in a dick-measuring discussion.

*Knew* it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 07, 2017 09:48 PM (wB8Tg)

419 *knew* that conversation would end up in a dick-measuring discussion.

*Knew* it.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June



well, every conversation about stalin and putin ultimately comes down to who is the bigger dick.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 07, 2017 09:49 PM (cPsPa)

420 IOW, a 7"+ dick is very rare thing indeed.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 07, 2017 09:46 PM (8O3HH)

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unless you have a Swedish made penis enlarger...so I've heard

Posted by: A. Powers at June 07, 2017 09:49 PM (vChNs)

421

What about tuna cans?

1" long, 6" around...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 07, 2017 09:49 PM (pchgp)

422 I want GS to win pretty bad, just b/c it will deflate the espn narrative.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 07, 2017 09:49 PM (PUmDY)

423 Average circumference is 3.7".

"Penis size distribution" is the magic Google phrase.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 07, 2017 09:49 PM (8O3HH)

424 OW, a 7"+ dick is very rare thing indeed.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 07, 2017 09:46 PM (8O3HH)





is there someone who doe not want rare dick? no one is well served by medium well dick.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 07, 2017 09:50 PM (cPsPa)

425 IOW, a 7"+ dick is very rare thing indeed.

So a regular parcel could ship Ryan a bag of dicks.

Off to the Post Office we go!

Posted by: DaveA at June 07, 2017 09:50 PM (FhXTo)

426 I saw Erect Rasputin open for the GoGos at the Spectrum in '84.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 07, 2017 09:47 PM (F0ZHr)

=====

Didn't the Skin Flutes open for Rasputin on that tour?

Posted by: GOULD at June 07, 2017 09:50 PM (I16G8)

427 Average circumference is 3.7".



"Penis size distribution" is the magic Google phrase.

Posted by: publius
****

WTF!? Pencil sized!?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 07, 2017 09:51 PM (hVdx9)

428 well, every conversation about stalin and putin ultimately comes down to who is the bigger dick.

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bring it on boys. We'll see if I notice it

Posted by: Catherine the Great at June 07, 2017 09:51 PM (vChNs)

429 419. Pfft! That's easy - Stalin. Bastard cooperated with the Reich, amd when they double-crossed him, threw in with the West, whom he promptly betrayed at his earliest opportunity. Patton was right - we should have rolled into the USSR when we had the chance.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 07, 2017 09:51 PM (TwwWO)

430 a bag of dicks is going to paul ryan? famliy reunion?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 07, 2017 09:51 PM (cPsPa)

431 ONT is nood, pensive penile people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2017 09:52 PM (ZgkX8)

432 What about girth? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 07, 2017 09:47 PM (hVdx9)

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Girths donth has pwenisesss

Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 07, 2017 09:52 PM (vChNs)

433 I am on my phone, does anyone have a link to the post Ace made about Comey's crazy assumption of authority at DoJ, his whole self-glorifying thing in Ashcroft's room?

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at June 07, 2017 09:52 PM (7OrCI)

434 is there someone who doe not want rare dick? no one is well served by medium well dick.

Ahem.

Well. Done. Dick.

Admires landing zone for that hanging curve ball.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 07, 2017 09:52 PM (F0ZHr)

435 424 OW, a 7"+ dick is very rare thing indeed.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 07, 2017 09:46 PM (8O3HH)

is there someone who doe not want rare dick? no one is well served by medium well dick.

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well done sir

Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 07, 2017 09:53 PM (vChNs)

436

The true length of the top, uh "male talent" in the educational video business is like Top Secret.

Danny D. is one name I -- uh a friend is familiar with. He is probably over 9", using real inches. He indeed looks like if tripped, he'd pole vault. But that will give you and idea of how YUGE a real 9" would be.

He and a few others are true outliers.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 07, 2017 09:53 PM (8O3HH)

437 If everyone in Asia (China and India, I mean) all have such teeny-tiny little probes, how is it that they are about to tip the world over from the weight of their populations? Thank God that the Mexicans and Cubans and Africans are all mostly undernourished and need to sleep more than they uh-uh-uh.

Posted by: goon at June 07, 2017 09:54 PM (EaQ6/)

438 Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 07, 2017 08:28 PM (3svUe)

Tweet to Ryan

Paulie, My office noon. Agenda: Loyalty. POTUS

Posted by: gracepc at June 07, 2017 09:54 PM (OU4q6)

439 How the heck did a thread about Comey end up being about dicks?

Posted by: IC at June 07, 2017 09:56 PM (gcme+)

440 Graphite is hard, right? What's wrong with being a pencil dick? The sub-species seems to like hard better than anything else. Except duration.

Posted by: goon at June 07, 2017 09:57 PM (EaQ6/)

441 Because they are dicks? No?

Posted by: goon at June 07, 2017 09:58 PM (EaQ6/)

442 I do not believe that I have ever seen an Oscar nominated movie.

Oh yes, Unforgiven; the women were all victims of male patriarchy and were sex workers, the men were all brutes, the violence was gratuitous, the sheriff was a racist, the hero was an alcoholic and only courageous when drunk, and he was saved by a good woman who was native american, and when she died, he went back to his wicked ways.

Posted by: Manfried Holtznhammer at June 07, 2017 09:59 PM (m9X4Y)

443 99
I saw an interview Tom Cotton who I love and even he was eat up with Russia is our greatest enemy and influenced the election.



I fucking hate all these cock suckers.

Posted by: Kreplach


I am surprised. What did Cotton say or where did he say it?

Posted by: gracepc at June 07, 2017 10:07 PM (OU4q6)

444 Comey's "friends" would use pitch forks on dead babies if it made Trump look bad.

And, let's face it, the staff of the New York Times and the Washington Post would post anything to get more 'clicks'.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 07, 2017 10:40 PM (e8kgV)

445 It's macabrely funny that Comey's mentor, friend, and predecessor, Mueller, was named Special Counsel as soon as he got shitcanned. Earlier banana republics at least used intermediaries for the dirty work.

Show of hands: how many people think the federal government is legitimate let alone trustworthy at this point? Well done, Comrade Vladimir, well done.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 07, 2017 11:06 PM (q0gzW)

446 Islamic Rage Boy: They do kind of use pitch forks on dead babies, don't they? But media don't report on it. They censor evidence, in fact, and try to jail anyone reporting. Because: journalism.

Also, it's not the clicks, it's the ideology. They could get a lot more clickage if they were to be proTrump. There is so little of that precious resource.

Posted by: josco at June 08, 2017 12:42 AM (PnP2F)

447 Once again . . . CNN is pure, rancid goat dung.

Posted by: rplat at June 08, 2017 06:11 AM (r21s9)

448 Great article Ace!

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 08, 2017 09:26 AM (yqvys)

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