Three ISIS Fighters Killed By Long-Range Snipers and Wild Boars But Mostly Wild Boars

When God sends a Plague of Wild Boars against you, he's done sending messages, and is now sending armored bacon.

Near Kirkuk, Iraq:

Three Islamic State jihadis have reportedly been killed by rampaging wild boars near Iraqi farmland.

The three Islamic State militants were cut down by the feral boar known to inhabit Kirkuk in the the al-Rashad region, a local news site claims.

They attacked the militants and left three killed, Iraqi News reports.

warboar.jpg
Artist's Depiction: A warboar sergeant putting recruits
through bacon training

ISIS took vengeance on the boars by... attacking the farm.

'Islamic State militants took revenge at the pigs that attacked the farmland," though reports of how the fighters died remain unclear.

ISIS apparently thinks the feral pigs owned the farm. Some kind of boar kubbutz or something.

Posted by: Ace at 03:41 PM




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1 That is hilarious.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 24, 2017 03:33 PM (xDZVB)

2 "Taking revenge"?

- squeal like a pig.

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 03:34 PM (7n4KQ)

3 Stupid Jihadists.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 24, 2017 03:34 PM (U+nHb)

4 Wait until The Squeaky Beaver attacks!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 03:34 PM (0tfLf)

5 WTF are pigs even doing in muzzieland?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (HBKaX)

6 I love a happy ending like that for ISIS

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (ZQpd0)

7 The military should mount lasers on the boars' heads.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (PY9jH)

8 Cute bacon seeds with momma.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (HBKaX)

9 Pork you, jihadis!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (8ZskC)

10 NO VIRGINS FOR YOU!

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (7n4KQ)

11 Watch out for the rabbits!!

Posted by: Jimmuh Carter at April 24, 2017 03:36 PM (ZQpd0)

12 In professional circles, this is known as the Arkansas triple option.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 03:36 PM (B+qrE)

13 Corgis have been called

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:36 PM (HBKaX)

14 IT'S EVEN FUNNIER BECAUSE MUSLIM'S CAN'T EAT PORK, BUT CAN GET EATEN BY PORK!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBUGGERER at April 24, 2017 03:36 PM (Od+LM)

15 In islamic shitholistan, bacon eat you!

Posted by: Yakov Smirnov at April 24, 2017 03:36 PM (8ZskC)

16
I'm telling you, these guys ain't kosher.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2017 03:36 PM (mbhDw)

17 Armored bacon.I love it!

Posted by: LGoPs at April 24, 2017 03:36 PM (kXoPF)

18 That's what they get for hogging the land.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 03:37 PM (IcT7t)

19
Armored Bacon. LOL

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2017 03:37 PM (ODxAs)

20 LOL..Armored bacon...love it.

Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2017 03:37 PM (hdpay)

21 Looks like this is the only good news we are getting today.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:37 PM (28F//)

22 Maybe the farmer killed them?I do hope it was the boars,who are in fact very dangerous animals.

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2017 03:37 PM (r/0kC)

23 Cry Havoc and let slip the pigs of War!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2017 03:37 PM (PNcou)

24 It would be a shame if a wounded boar got its blood on a jihadi. And by "shame" I mean hilarious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:37 PM (PY9jH)

25 Pass me the chicharrones.

Posted by: KansasCJ at April 24, 2017 03:37 PM (8NWHh)

26 Fucking them first was an option but it would have changed the flavor.

Posted by: A Wild Boar at April 24, 2017 03:37 PM (8ZskC)

27 Are we sure this isn't something from duffleblog?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (0tfLf)

28 See, bacon can kill you!

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (BWL+E)

29 "Armored bacon"

Poetic!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (NOIQH)

30 Squeal like Ned Beatty

Posted by: The Boar at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (PNcou)

31

*Imagines naked Miss Piggy pinup in Sgt. Boar's squad bay*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (mbhDw)

32 I took on all three. One of them was in my butthole.
Then I killed them.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (rLqgI)

33 Wild boars aren't so dangerous. You just have to show them affection.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (8ZskC)

34 See, bacon can kill you!

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (BWL+E)


Thread winner.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (PY9jH)

35 Tastes like goat

Posted by: The Boar at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (PNcou)

36
Terrorists get boared.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2017 03:39 PM (ODxAs)

37 Th-Th-The, Th-Th-The, Th-Th... That's all, fucks!

Posted by: Porky Pig at April 24, 2017 03:39 PM (Od+LM)

38 That's all folks!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 03:39 PM (IqV8l)

39 If they truly believed in the things they taught the would see this as a direct message from God as Ace hints at. The pig being an unclean animal, for god to send the pig against them should tip them off he is furious with their actions.

Posted by: davedavedavearf at April 24, 2017 03:39 PM (BLayO)

40 >>>>WTF are pigs even doing in muzzieland?
.
.
.We airlifted them over from Texas because we have too many here.

Posted by: The Great White Sctosman at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (le7jz)

41 Karma's a pig.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (7uYFy)

42 These were obviously CIA trained boars. I approve.

Posted by: Average Guy at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (KqRop)

43 Brings to mind the scene in the pig enclosure in Silence of the Lambs sequel, the name of which escapes me.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (PY9jH)

44 Allhu Oinkbar!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (8ZskC)

45 The Trump administration plan to release feral hogs to kill jihadists is shown to be only minimally effective and an affront to pig-hating Muslims everywhere.

Is it really necessary for America to insult all Muslims just to win a few short term battle advantages?

Posted by: Kenneth P. Vogel at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (X4ZNp)

46
Workplace violence?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (a3g4v)

47 Commendations to Seaman Hornsby.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (oVJmc)

48 >>>Cry Havoc and let slip the pigs hogs of War!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2017 03:37 PM (PNcou)<<<

Ohhhh, so close.



Posted by: Marc Antony at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (Od+LM)

49 The Boar War

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (7uYFy)

50
Woulda been better if they were killed by a wolf. A lone wolf.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (a3g4v)

51 That'll do, pig.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (VdICR)

52 Wild pig is good eatin'. Now I have a craving for a pulled pork sammich.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (PY9jH)

53 Achmed, I told you we should have eaten them!
Aaaargh...

Posted by: Fareed at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (HgMAr)

54 I for one welcome the arrival of our new boar overlords

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (PNcou)

55 Allhu Oinkbar!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (8ZskC)

=========

il:

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (xDZVB)

56 I LOVE THIS! I assume this means they don't get their virgins.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (geAkB)

57 Boars are just paying back

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (Ot7+c)

58 Armored bacon, Armour bacon - I expect Ben to chime in to explain this play on words any moment now.

Posted by: josephistan at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (7HtZB)

59 That'll do, pig.

Posted by: Special Forces Trainer at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (pMGkg)

60
Bruce Hornsby is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (a3g4v)

61 Also see that the Palestinians are quite upset about Israelis bbq'ing outside of the prison where Palestinian inmates are hungers-striking.

Wonder what foods they were grilling....

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (NOIQH)

62
Hot dogs. Armored hot dogs. What kind of jihadis get armored hot dogs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (IqV8l)

63 Mascot doesn't seem so silly NOW, does it?

Posted by: University of Arkansas at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (yqvys)

64 Armored Assault Pigs of an angry God.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (+c7tK)

65 WTF are pigs even doing in muzzieland?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (HBKaX)

I assume wild boar are native.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (geAkB)

66 Well obviously the hogs were trained by the Joo's. This is part of their animal warfare plan.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 03:42 PM (6Ll1u)

67 They once tried to use wild boar attacks against the Norks, but they were eaten as soon as they were released.

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 03:42 PM (7n4KQ)

68 All the good jokes have already been used. Shit.

Posted by: Soona at April 24, 2017 03:42 PM (Fmupd)

69 Four legs good, two legs bad.

Posted by: Cantankerous at April 24, 2017 03:42 PM (326rv)

70 The Squealing Pig food truck. Hmmm......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:42 PM (PY9jH)

71 Fake news Iraqi style?

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 03:42 PM (Z9mio)

72 This little piggy went to Iraq,

This little piggy stayed home,

This little piggy had raw jihadi,

This little piggy had none.

This little piggy went ... HA HA HA,
all the way home!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (PNcou)

73 Some kind of boar kubbutz or something.

Jewish pigs? ISIS' worst nightmare.

Posted by: fluffy at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (jw2Xw)

74 Some pigs are more equal lethal than others.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (NOIQH)

75 Moar boar.

Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (TppKb)

76
43 Brings to mind the scene in the pig enclosure in Silence of the Lambs sequel, the name of which escapes me.
===========


Hannibal.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (vg8iE)

77 WTF are pigs even doing in muzzieland?

If I were a pig (shut up, peanut gallery), I'd want to live somewhere where nobody was allowed to eat me.

Being delicious to humans is a good trait for the survival of your species. But not so good on the individual level.

Posted by: mikeski at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (ml2c/)

78 Pull my pork.

Posted by: Grampa porky at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (IqV8l)

79 SOME PIG

Posted by: Charlotte at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (NOIQH)

80 SOME PIG

Posted by: Drill Sergeant Charlotte at April 24, 2017 03:44 PM (oVJmc)

81 WTF are pigs even doing in muzzieland?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (HBKaX)

I assume wild boar are native.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (geAkB)


There are still some Christians in Iraq and maybe they have pigs. Because we know that wealthy landowning warlords would never eat pork, right?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:44 PM (7uYFy)

82 Much moar boar.

Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2017 03:44 PM (TppKb)

83
Maybe it was a pygmalion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2017 03:44 PM (ODxAs)

84 Now the Islamic aversion to pork all makes sense....

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 24, 2017 03:44 PM (t06LC)

85 MOAB - Mother of All Boars?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 03:44 PM (p6l+P)

86 I saw Armored Assault Pigs open for the Hungry Norks at Sizzler in 1993.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2017 03:45 PM (+c7tK)

87 Did the wild boars say, "That's All Folks!!!" when they were through?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:45 PM (7uYFy)

88 I guess the boars caught them with their pants down... fucking goats.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 03:45 PM (HgMAr)

89 ISIS getting killed by armored bacon is like me getting killed by squirrels.

Which has a non-negligible chance of happening.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 24, 2017 03:45 PM (mf5HN)

90 The only thing better than a muzzie shitting pork is pork shitting a muzzie.

Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2017 03:45 PM (TppKb)

91 @30

http://tinyurl.com/npje7bp

Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 03:45 PM (JTbwP)

92 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

God:
"you bastards want unclean, I'll give you fucking unclean!"

Posted by: Iblis at April 24, 2017 03:45 PM (9221z)

93
Boars War?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (HTdUD)

94 That is sooooeeeeeet!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (NOIQH)

95 ISIS STATUS: Porked

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (oVJmc)

96 .We airlifted them over from Texas because we have too many here.


Posted by: The Great White Sctosman at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (le7jz)


Doing my part to keep the population in check, one 5.56 round at a time

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (t06LC)

97 I'm sitting here laughing at this and yet at the same time, wondering why we (the western world, etc) appear to be having so much difficulty getting rid of these stupid, backward goat fuckers. Actually I do know why - we don't have a leader with the stones to do what is required - hopefully Trump will be the exception.

Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (a0IVu)

98 South Park: Saddam was killed by a pack of wild boars.

https://youtu.be/Couv_scZsYQ?t=3m5s

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (VdICR)

99 Big man, pig man
Ha, ha, a snack you are
You well armed big wheel
Ha, ha, a snack you are
And when my snout is on your heart
You're nearly a good meal
Almost a dinner
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying 'Keep on jihading'
Pig teeth on your fat chin
What do you hope to find
Down in the pig mine?
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you really did die

Posted by: Roger Boar at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (PNcou)

100 Them piglets in the photo are super cute, BTW.

Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (RwwCT)

101 Hogzilla terrorizes Muslim's, film at 11.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (6Ll1u)

102 **falls to knees, yelling to the sky**

Ba-CONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Posted by: James T. Kirk at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (Od+LM)

103 Actually I do know why - we don't have a leader with the stones to do what is required - hopefully Trump will be the exception.
===============

Hahahahaha!! Aahahahahahah!! Fool. Hahahahaah!! ahahahah!!

Posted by: Fully Weaponized Federal Judges In Hawaii and Washington at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (vg8iE)

104 I could NOT blow his house down.

Posted by: Ghost of Known-Wolf-Jihadi at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (pMGkg)

105 Boar War 2

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (Ot7+c)

106 They have a new cold cut at the deli,
"Boar's Head Roast Jihadi"

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (7uYFy)

107 4 Wait until The Squeaky Beaver attacks!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 03:34 PM (0tfLf)

All you have to do is oil it properly & it won't squeak! Ask me how I know...

Posted by: Emma Watson at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (L7KVo)

108 Hogzilla, pointing out the folly of the Iman...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (p6l+P)

109 106 They have a new cold cut at the deli,
"Boar's Head Roast Jihadi"
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (7uYFy)

Probably insanely overpriced.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (+c7tK)

110 Yeah, I fairly sure I can't eat bacon spoiled by the taint of Islam. These pigs are becoming smart. Too smart!

Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (2Mnv1)

111 Swine low sweet chariot
Coming for to carry me home

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (Z9mio)

112 *waves to AlextheChick*

Did I mention at one point in short story, got a squirrel scampering off in terror?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 03:49 PM (p6l+P)

113 "Boar's Head Roast Jihadi"
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (7uYFy)

Probably insanely overpriced.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (+c7tK)

But it's Halal...

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:49 PM (7uYFy)

114 zombie referral makes lead at drudge

Posted by: concrete girl at April 24, 2017 03:49 PM (JfBkN)

115 begun the Boar wars have

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2017 03:49 PM (c6/9Q)

116 All the good jokes have already been used. Shit.

No worries, we'll be making bad ones for hours.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 03:50 PM (IcT7t)

117 Abdul got porked....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:50 PM (7uYFy)

118 I have be charged by a feral hog protecting her piglets.



You need to shoot them or run like hell, cause those bastard will tear you up.

Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 03:50 PM (JTbwP)

119 We airlifted them over from Texas because we have too many here

Better yet: airlift radioactive Japanese wild boars and nuke the jihadis. According to various news sources, a lot of wild boars went radioactive after the Fukushima disaster and are invading nearby Japanese farming communities. The population of nuclear boars is growing because they can't be used for meat, and schoolchildren in the area around Fukushima are being armed with umbrellas so they can protect themselves from rampaging boars.

http://tinyurl.com/l6ff3bo

There's a win-win for the Japanese; send radioactive kamikaze banzai boars to Iraq against ISIS.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (3C9q2)

120 Ha!
On tv this very moment is a Tums commercial with a slice of bacon slapping the shit out of a guy.
Oh the serendipity.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (0tfLf)

121 Love the picture of the recruits going through bacon training.

There's so much to like about this post.

Posted by: bluebell at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (sBOL1)

122 Live by the sword, die by the ham sammich.

Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (FhXTo)

123 This really does have a Biblical feel to it. I mean, seriously

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (39g3+)

124 Willowed last thread.

Mar-a-Lago is like '43's Crawford ranch.
Trump hasn't left the US yet. He doesn't have a 43 person entourage for Melania that will require 3 floors of a hotel.
And barky's vacays were way more than 80 million. That's only $10 million a years for Sir Golfsalot. That doesn't count the separate vacays him the mooch took.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:26 PM (HBKaX)

Or like the Reagan Ranch in CA. Property owned , improved and paid for by Pres. Reagan, just like Bush and Trump have done.

Unlike the Democrats such as Clinton and Obama, who had zero properties because they simply live off everyone else until they make millions off of the office. They wait to buy said properties until they are out of office and don't have to actually take working vacations there.

Reagan hosted heads of state at Rancho de Cielo that included Queen Elizabeth, Mikhail Gorbachev, Margaret Thatcher, Brian Mulroney, etc. Called the Western White House.

HW Bush also hosted heads of state at his Kennebunkport Maine estate, including Rabin of Israel, and John Major, PM of Great Britain.

We all know how much the media loathed going to Crawford Texas to camp out at Bush's ranch there, which has had too many foreign dignitaries visiting to list. Putin, Sharon, Abdullah, Merkel, Mubarek, on and on.

So spare me the liberal howls about how much it costs for Trump to fly down to Florida and host a dignitary , which is why he has been there virtually every trip. Not to mention the huge Heat Association fund raiser that has been held there every year for a couple of decades and always has the US president as it's honorary host.
Posted by: Jen at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (YZ5sm)

Posted by: Jen at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (YZ5sm)

125 zombie referral makes lead at drudge

Saw that....

Posted by: It's Me donna at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (O2RFr)

126 Abdul in the role of Porkins.

"I got it! I got it!"

Bugs Bunny wincing, "Yeah he got it."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (p6l+P)

127 Speaking of hogs....

http://tinyurl.com/ny3hakl

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (vg8iE)

128 Posted by: Roger Boar at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (PNcou)

**flicks digital cigarette lighter **

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at April 24, 2017 03:52 PM (AoK0a)

129 No 72 Virgins for THOSE Jihadis.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2017 03:52 PM (CMbMd)

130 Those recruits are really cute. Too bad they are so tasty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2017 03:52 PM (+c7tK)

131 How exactly were they killed by the boars? Tusked?

Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 03:52 PM (a0IVu)

132 "The leader of the herd of wild boars is known throughout the region as 'Grond', according to reports.

Said one lucky ISIS fuckhead who survived the attack: 'First the Satanic pig killed Achmed, Mohammed and Mahamud, and then the Evil swine ate their still-warm bodies!

Then, to add insult to injury, the Filthy boar shat them out into a steaming pile of offal.

How will my brothers enjoy their virgins, now!?!?!' cried survivor Machmood."

Posted by: Sharkman at April 24, 2017 03:52 PM (sonVw)

133 By George, pigs running a farm?

Orwell... as long as they chased off the two-leggers....

Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2017 03:52 PM (TOk1P)

134
What happened to "hector?"

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 03:53 PM (+0mzC)

135 I would like a grant to train pigs for the Army.

:::writes proposal:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 24, 2017 03:53 PM (g38i/)

136 I approve.

Posted by: Gen. John J Pershing at April 24, 2017 03:53 PM (VdICR)

137 How exactly were they killed by the boars? Tusked?

Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 03:52 PM (a0IVu)


I'm hoping for shat upon and suffocated.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2017 03:53 PM (TOk1P)

138
Does hot air get trolls?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 03:53 PM (+0mzC)

139 The nexus of racism, xenophobia, climate change, and cis-normative patriarchy in this story is so obvious I don't even need to point it out.

Posted by: irright at April 24, 2017 03:54 PM (pMGkg)

140 Does hot air get trolls?

It's all trolls as far as I'm concerned...

Posted by: It's Me donna at April 24, 2017 03:54 PM (O2RFr)

141 War Pigs!
Ozzie was prescient of course but Geezer Butler really wrote the lyrics.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 03:54 PM (Eyx+b)

142

Where have all trolls gone? Long time passing...

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 03:54 PM (+0mzC)

143
Iraqi Play of Porky and Bess Causes Tragedy. - MSM

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2017 03:54 PM (ODxAs)

144
meh

Posted by: Hogzilla at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (fLMbU)

145 This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy ate ISIS,
This little piggy had none,
and this little piggy went yum! yum! yum!
all the way home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (PY9jH)

146 I saw The Dixie Chicks open for Armored Bacon at the Cow Palace in 2006.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (sonVw)

147 137, I'm hoping for shat upon and suffocated.



Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2017 03:53 PM (TOk1P)
My first thought was maybe they tried to bugger the boars, thinking they were an exotic species of goat but the boars weren't having any of it and bam!

Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (a0IVu)

148 Warthogs unite!!!

Posted by: an A-10 at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (Od+LM)

149 Where have all trolls gone? Long time passing...
Posted by: Soothsayer 45



Hogs got 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (HBKaX)

150 Love the picture of the recruits going through bacon training.
...........

They sure start them early.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (HgMAr)

151 Pigman, baby, Pigman!

Posted by: Kramer at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (7HtZB)

152 This years pig-calling contest has been relocated to Mosul, Iraq at the request of America's Special Forces.

Posted by: State of Iowa State Fair at April 24, 2017 03:56 PM (X4ZNp)

153 I got good news and bad news, boys.

The bad news is, since you were ground up by porcine creatures, by the tenets of your faith, you are not to be allowed into paradise.

The good news is, your sh*tty little religion is completely phony anyway, so all your friends are here!

Posted by: B.L. Zebub at April 24, 2017 03:56 PM (TOk1P)

154 Those boars had purty moufs.

Posted by: Zombie Achmed at April 24, 2017 03:57 PM (vtcmf)

155 >>What happened to "hector?"

A guess? No campaign org to pay him to troll here and elsewhere.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 03:57 PM (NOIQH)

156 How exactly were they killed by the boars? Tusked?

Where is Fleetwood mac these days?

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at April 24, 2017 03:57 PM (AoK0a)

157 My first thought was maybe they tried to bugger the boars, thinking they were an exotic species of goat but the boars weren't having any of it and bam!
Posted by: IC



Wild hogs are just mean.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:57 PM (HBKaX)

158
153 127 Speaking of hogs....

http://tinyurl.com/ny3hakl
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (vg8iE)


Harambe's widow in mourning?
===========

How nice of the Ethiopian immigrant to want her to be "Queen Forever." More proof of my theory that those being let in are being chosen for their desire to be ruled.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:58 PM (vg8iE)

159 [iWhat happened to "hector?"

Moose out front should have told you, Grond ate him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 03:58 PM (p6l+P)

160 Puts me in mind of Mr. Wu from Deadwood, and his corpse disposal pigs.

Kirkuk cocksuckas!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 24, 2017 03:58 PM (wZc7i)

161 This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy ate ISIS,
This little piggy had none,
and this little piggy went yum! yum! yum!
all the way home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (PY9jH)


Muldoon-worthy!

Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2017 03:58 PM (TOk1P)

162 More Parks sausages mom- please!"

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 03:58 PM (h5F/r)

163 My new weapon proposal involves the spider/goat hybrid being used as bait, when they ass fuck said goat their Dick gets stuck and then the trained hogs come in to clean up.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 03:59 PM (6Ll1u)

164 Semi-Literate Thug....

There was a Canadian serial killer who would feed the bodies of the young women he killed to his pigs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM (p6l+P)

165 --

Wild hogs are just mean.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:57 PM

---------

Did Tim Allen and John Travolta do this?

Posted by: irright at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM (pMGkg)

166 This would be the right place to quote or link Bricktop's speech on pigs from Snatch but its so foul I can't do it. Short version: pigs will eat pretty much everything and do it fast.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM (39g3+)

167 Did I mention at one point in short story, got a squirrel scampering off in terror?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 03:49 PM (p6l+P)



Was it on fire? It should be on fire.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM (mf5HN)

168 Sow what? This story is boaring.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM (h5F/r)

169 The hogs got a bunch of the golf course near me last week and I saw cowboys with strike, bay and catch dogs unloading this weekend. Bayed solid, as they say.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM (Eyx+b)

170 138


Does hot air get anything buttrolls?





Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 03:53 PM (+0mzC)

FIFY

Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (JTbwP)

171 Sarge, the jihadis don't taste as good as they used to!

Posted by: Little Warboar Recruits at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (vtcmf)

172 Pulverized by the peccaries.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (h5F/r)

173 Has anybody around here ever eaten wild boar? IIRC it was said to be better than domestic pork.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (hJrjt)

174
This really does have a Biblical feel to it.


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Mama Cass at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (FhXTo)

175

It was self defense. They were trying to have carnal relations with the boars

Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (JzGwc)

176 This reminds me of the idea that the military should develop bullets full of pigs blood.

If the terrorists bs religion claims hates the blood of swine, fill 'em up with it before blowing them to oblivion. Maybe it will make them think twice.

(Doubtful, but they're already hell bent on wiping us infidels off the map, so go for it.)

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (72PAC)

177 --
--
There was a Canadian serial killer who would feed the bodies of the young women he killed to his pigs.


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM

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Is THAT why their pizza sucks?

Posted by: irright at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (pMGkg)

178 Jihadis taste like chicken!!

Posted by: WIld Boars at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (NOIQH)

179 And the animals outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and back again, but it was no longer possible to tell which was which.

Posted by: weirddave at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (Feqz7)

180 Give it up for Zombie, yo.

ace and Drudge are eskimo brothers.

_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (uBKPR)

181 The pigs probably got out of control after ISIS drove out most of the people and made the ones left waste their time and resources on constant prayer, tribute-paying, and sharia compliance.

Like the Taliban, making the trains run on time is very low on the list of ISIS priorities.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (wZc7i)

182

Wild boar is supposed to really gamey, not good eating at all

Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (JzGwc)

183 There was a Canadian serial killer who would feed the bodies of the young women he killed to his pigs.


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM

------------

Is THAT why their pizza sucks?
==========

OH, so THAT'S what Canadian bacon is made from.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 04:03 PM (vg8iE)

184
Has anybody around here ever eaten wild boar? IIRC it was said to be better than domestic pork.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (hJrjt)


I have. It's way leaner than domestic pork. You literally cover a roast (haunch or whatever) with bacon and slow cook it in the oven. Also, it must be well done.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 04:03 PM (PY9jH)

185 5 WTF are pigs even doing in muzzieland?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (HBKaX)



Hopefully being used as tools of warfare. Jihadists taken prisoner could be thrown in with them.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2017 04:03 PM (ujg0T)

186 Flaming squirrel? That would be bad for trying to sneak in.

Though maybe in a sequel story sneak in this?
https://mixthatdrink.com/flying-squirrel/

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:03 PM (p6l+P)

187
All good things gotta come to an end and it's the same with the wildwood hog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 04:03 PM (IqV8l)

188 Been a while since we had a juicy troll to gnaw on.

Posted by: Max Power at April 24, 2017 04:04 PM (QCc6B)

189 "That doesn't count the separate vacays him and the mooch took."

My favorite: Mooch and Distillery going from D.C. to the Betty Ford funeral in Palm Springs. Leaving Andrews on the same day at the same time. Returning from Palm Springs on the same day at the same time.

Two separate jets. Both women adamantly refusing to share the same plane for only a few hours' flying time.

Good golly gosh, I'm beginning to wonder if this "planetary emergency" of global warming might not be real. I'm also wondering whether all of those pledges of fiscal discipline by Democrats might have been, um, a little exaggerated.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 24, 2017 04:04 PM (qJjMA)

190 Ossabaw Island (GA) wild pig is a thing. It's very pricey.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 04:04 PM (PY9jH)

191 Not a surprise, if they've been eating Muslims.

In which case we pin a medal on them and give them a lifetime supply of feed.

Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2017 04:04 PM (TppKb)

192 Northernlurker, wild hog sometimes taste as good as domestic hogs but a lot depends on size and how they are butchered.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 04:04 PM (Eyx+b)

193 This reminds me of the idea that the military should develop bullets full of pigs blood.



Silver Bullet Gun Oil. Made with 13% rendered pig fat.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:04 PM (HBKaX)

194 In the ME only Christians raised pigs. They got rid of the pig farmer, the pigs went feral. They do so very quickly. You hear about it in GA and TX

Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2017 04:04 PM (JzGwc)

195 I've had wild boar. Was good but not memorable.

Certainly no kangaroo.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 24, 2017 04:05 PM (72PAC)

196 I remember my time at the Graf training area in Germany. We'd fire artillery there and I was a forward observer. There was a pack of boar that roamed around the OPs. Those bastards could tear open a tin can of C Rations in a heartbeat. We stayed clear.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 04:05 PM (0tfLf)

197 --
--
All good things gotta come to an end and it's the same with the wildwood hog.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 04:03 PM

--------------

We just smiled and waved, sitting on that sack of seeds.

Posted by: irright at April 24, 2017 04:05 PM (pMGkg)

198 Not a surprise, if they've been eating Muslims.

In which case we pin a medal on them and give them a lifetime supply of feed.



With 1.1 billion muzzies in the world, they already have it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:05 PM (HBKaX)

199 I thought Pork Chop Hill was in Korea, not Iraq.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 04:05 PM (HgMAr)

200 I suspect that the eternal remuneration for mohammedans is restricted for those who die by the pig.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 24, 2017 04:06 PM (7ZVPa)

201 This story gives real meaning to the saying, "He went to shit and hogs ate him."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 04:06 PM (vg8iE)

202 Seriously being eaten by pigs and dogs licking up blood etc, major Biblical images and curses

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2017 04:06 PM (39g3+)

203 Pigs in Egypt raised by Christians too. All over the ME

Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2017 04:06 PM (JzGwc)

204 Northernlurker, wild hog sometimes taste as good as domestic hogs but a lot depends on size and how they are butchered.



Usually 100 lb or less pigs.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:07 PM (HBKaX)

205 Board are mean

Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2017 04:07 PM (JzGwc)

206 176 This reminds me of the idea that the military should develop bullets full of pigs blood.

If the terrorists bs religion claims hates the blood of swine, fill 'em up with it before blowing them to oblivion. Maybe it will make them think twice.

(Doubtful, but they're already hell bent on wiping us infidels off the map, so go for it.)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (72PAC)

Drop massive amounts of wild boar on them from B-52 heavy bombers. Call it Operation Oink Light.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:07 PM (0mRoj)

207 You never know when there is a boar out there with your name on it.

Ask not for whom the pig squeals...

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 24, 2017 04:07 PM (+aCe4)

208 Wielding the Pork Sword

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 24, 2017 04:07 PM (FZYNt)

209 We refused to eat the haram hands.

Posted by: Little Warboar Recruits at April 24, 2017 04:07 PM (vtcmf)

210 Links?

Posted by: Officer Pattie O'Irony at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (fLMbU)

211 Jay, come back!

Posted by: bluebell at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (sBOL1)

212 Was this the JV team the the Hogs slaughtered?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (FZYNt)

213 so do they miss out on their virgins?
It's not really a kosher way to die.

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (4lrrm)

214 My hog snares hunt 24 hours a day. The game warden thinks snares are indiscriminate but not if you know how to set them. Hogs and deer travel in different ways

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (Eyx+b)

215 So guessing with all the Muzzy regulations getting killed by a boar their shot at any virgins and heaven went out the window.

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (Ot7+c)

216 If you've ever run into wild boar in the woods, it's no joke. Especially if they are hungry, which is almost always.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (h5F/r)

217 BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (9krrF)

218 Well for once this is something that neither a crossbow or a longbow can answer.

How best to fire a boar-missile?

Trebuchet or catapult?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (p6l+P)

219 So all we Texans need to do is export our feral hogs to Iraq and Syria and turn them loose? Dude! Talk about killing two birds with one stone!

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (Irr3L)

220 Wild boar is supposed to really gamey, not good eating at all

Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (JzGwc)

The piglets are pretty tasty.

Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (JTbwP)

221 /sock off

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2017 04:09 PM (VdICR)

222 In many ways little fat boy Kim is a feral hog

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 04:09 PM (6Ll1u)

223 Wielding the Pork Sword




Starring Ron Jeremy and Aunt Peg.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:09 PM (HBKaX)

224 202 Seriously being eaten by pigs and dogs licking up blood etc, major Biblical images and curses
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2017 04:06 PM (39g3+)

Send us into the swine!

Posted by: Legion at April 24, 2017 04:09 PM (0mRoj)

225 215 So guessing with all the Muzzy regulations getting killed by a boar their shot at any virgins and heaven went out the window.
Posted by: Skip

Got some terrible news for Achmed

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 24, 2017 04:09 PM (FZYNt)

226 icing in this would be a Female boar kill.

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (4lrrm)

227 It would be ironic if they were hiding from US Warthogs at the time.

Wait, not ironic, hilarious.

Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (FhXTo)

228 We all know the movie they were watching when the boars snuck up on them, right?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (B+qrE)

229 Insty must be a lurker. Glen has a post up "Can we parachute our wild boar into Iraq"


Gee, wonder where he got that line?

Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (JTbwP)

230 There was a Canadian serial killer who would feed the bodies of the young women he killed to his pigs.


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM

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Is THAT why their pizza sucks?
==========

OH, so THAT'S what Canadian bacon is made from.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 04:03 PM (vg8iE)


I'll never be able to eat another Egg McMuffin as long as I... oh who am I kidding, of course I will.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (TOk1P)

231 Wild boar is supposed to really gamey, not good eating at all

Posted by: ThunderB



Someone has been lying to you then.
Guided hog hunts are a big thing in Texas.
Same with wild hog meat processing.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (HBKaX)

232 Charlotte writes in Arabic on her web, "I warned you!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (p6l+P)

233 218 Well for once this is something that neither a crossbow or a longbow can answer.

How best to fire a boar-missile?

Trebuchet or catapult?

******

I'd strap them to the wings of my A-10.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (0tfLf)

234 "Has anybody around here ever eaten wild boar?"

Yo.

The quality of the meat varies considerably. The older males can be really objectionably gamy. Best made into spiced sausage. Yearling piglets are fine eating.

It's also a case of doing well by doing good. The things are insanely prolific, and they cause huge damage to protected wildland as well as cultivated agriculture. They'll even rototill suburban lawns if they get a chance at it.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (qJjMA)

235 They are very hearty and multiply quickly. Also very destructive.

It's one of the few species you can hunt up here that has an all year season and no bag limits.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (h5F/r)

236 Board are mean

Next you'll be telling us that pi r square.

Posted by: fluffy at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (jw2Xw)

237 228 We all know the movie they were watching when the boars snuck up on them, right?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (B+qrE)

Porky's.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (0mRoj)

238 How best to fire a boar-missile?

Trebuchet or catapult?

Posted by: Anna Puma


From a large-boar gun, silly.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (9krrF)

239 > 166
This would be the right place to quote or link Bricktop's speech on pigs from Snatch but its so foul I can't do it. Short version: pigs will eat pretty much everything and do it fast.

There's a family rumor/legend about my alcoholic great-great-uncle who got drunk on the farm and passed out in the pig pen, and all they ever found was one shoe with part of a foot inside.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (E5jIq)

240 Oh Happy Day! The irony, it's delicious.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (SpeiC)

241 131
How exactly were they killed by the boars? Tusked?
========
Yeah, pretty much.

They're really not an animal to fuck with when pissed.

And you don't have an iron-hide to protect you like the other boars he's used to fighting.

Think of getting stabbed and ripped open by a very dull hook.

"Unlike the injuries inflicted by wild cats, canines and bulls, the
hallmark of boar attack is the infliction of multiple penetrating
injuries to the lower part of the body."

Posted by: Jimmuh Carter at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (ZQpd0)

242 OT but I find it really weird that a pig's internal organs are similar to a human's.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (Z9mio)

243 Mohammed was no ISIS beginner
He decapitated many a sinner
But 72 virgins said no
So to hell he would go
Because a wild pig ate him for dinner

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (8ZskC)

244 Board are mean

Next you'll be telling us that pi r square.




Cobbler is.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (HBKaX)

245 In many ways little fat boy Kim is a feral hog

Walking, talking human lard.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:12 PM (B+qrE)

246 What would Alanis Morrisette have to say about this?

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:12 PM (qUNWi)

247 Is a Morrisette a female Morris?

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:12 PM (qUNWi)

248 Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (E5jIq)

Land sharks

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (Z9mio)

249
What would Alanis Morrisette have to say about this?

You ought to know?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (+0mzC)

250 246 What would Alanis Morrisette have to say about this?
Posted by: eleven


Not exactly sure, but it would be in a whiny sing-song tone.

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (7n4KQ)

251 Oh Happy Day! The irony, it's delicious.

Posted by: NC Ref


Especially if you let it slow cook overnight properly.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (9krrF)

252 Porky's.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (0mRoj)


OF COURSE!

You win an all-expense paid trip to tomorrow's art thread.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (B+qrE)

253 Has anybody around here ever eaten wild boar?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (hJrjt)

The younger ones can be excellent, but the older they are the nastier they taste.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (rF0hx)

254 Certified Hoggified

Posted by: Arby's BBQ Guy at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (vg8iE)

255 Click on my nic to help a sick kid go to Disney World.

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (qUNWi)

256 236 Board are mean

Next you'll be telling us that pi r square.

****

No. Cake r square, pi r round.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (0tfLf)

257 To give you an idea of wild pigs, on a hunt last year, I came upon the remains of a skunk that had been killed and mostly eaten by a boar.

Which probably improved the odor of the beast.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (7ZVPa)

258 249
What would Alanis Morrisette have to say about this?

You ought to know?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45

Does she go down on you in a theatre?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (FZYNt)

259 245
In many ways little fat boy Kim is a feral hog



Walking, talking human lard.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:12 PM (B+qrE)

Someone should tusk him...c'mon Xi..

Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (a0IVu)

260 >>>Is a Morrisette a female Morris?

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:12 PM (qUNWi)<<<

No, it's a matching group of Morrises.

Posted by: an A-10 at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (Od+LM)

261 Alanis has a new look and she don't look half bad.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (Z9mio)

262 If you've ever seen a mature boar caged, it's not hard to imagine they are murder machines. They are tough little nasty bastards.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (h5F/r)

263 The younger ones can be excellent, but the older they are the nastier they taste.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



slow...hanging....curve....

...don't... swing....

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (7n4KQ)

264 No. Cake r square, pi r round.

Posted by: Diogenes


Some cake are round. If pie are square, pie are cobbler.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (9krrF)

265 No pearls before these guys.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (IqV8l)

266 You win an all-expense paid trip to tomorrow's art thread.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (B+qrE)

It's a dream come true!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (0mRoj)

267 The first time I went hunting for boar in California I wanted to use my 1911 firing hot loads.

It was pointed out to me that that was a very bad plan that might get me in a large amount of trouble.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (rF0hx)

268 What would Alanis Morrisette have to say about this?



You ought to know?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (+0mzC)

golf clap

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (c6/9Q)

269 What would Alanis Morrisette have to say about this?

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:12 PM (qUNWi)


"Isn't it an ironic bore?"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (zc3Db)

270 If you've ever seen a mature boar caged, it's not hard to imagine they are murder machines. They are tough little nasty bastards.


And smart. You forgot smart, asshole.

Posted by: A Wild Boar at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (8ZskC)

271 173 Has anybody around here ever eaten wild boar? IIRC it was said to be better than domestic pork.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (hJrjt)
----------------------
Certain cuts are good in small doses.
Jamon de jabali --- wild boar ham --- is a thing in Spain and some S Am countries. Kinda like prosciutto.

The uncured stuff is too lean and a bit gamey, IMO.
You really need domestic pork, the kind of pigs that sit around watching TV and stuffing their faces with Happy Meals, cheetos, and cheescake to get the good fat.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (0jtPF)

272 263 The younger ones can be excellent, but the older they are the nastier they taste.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



slow...hanging....curve....

...don't... swing....
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (7n4KQ)

Man after my own heart, this dildo fellow.

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (0mRoj)

273 If you've ever seen a mature boar caged, it's not hard to imagine they are murder machines. They are tough little nasty bastards.

Posted by: Marcus T


And they get big. We joke about swine cavalry, but the damn things might as well be tanks when you have 800 pounds of pork charging out of the underbrush.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (9krrF)

274 267 The first time I went hunting for boar in California I wanted to use my 1911 firing hot loads.

It was pointed out to me that that was a very bad plan that might get me in a large amount of trouble.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (rF0hx)

From the pigs or the pigs?

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (Z9mio)

275 Shaitan- 'So, jihadi how did you die? Were you killed in the act of murdering infidels or better yet jooossss?'
jihadi- 'No master, it was wild boars'.
Shaitan- 'Well into the fire with mohamad you go.'

Posted by: Eromero at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (zLDYs)

276 Posted by: concrete girl at April 24, 2017 03:49 PM (JfBkN)

news org won't publish the video because it appears those in the mob are minors. Easy fix, pixilate the faces.

Posted by: kallisto at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (kD8Fh)

277 Certified Hoggified

Posted by: Arby's BBQ Guy at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (vg8iE)
..........

lol... even though I hate that commercial

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (HgMAr)

278 Bacon bombs. Strap explosives on the pigs and stampede them into the terrorists.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (uhftQ)

279 Hey SyFy...

Velociraptor versus Giant Wild Boar.

"Clever girl."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (p6l+P)

280 These clowns died of boardom.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (hJrjt)

281 "Pork Buster Missile deployed sir!"

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (Fb9aZ)

282 The first time I went hunting for boar in California I wanted to use my 1911 firing hot loads.

It was pointed out to me that that was a very bad plan that might get me in a large amount of trouble.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


No shit. All a pistol would do is annoy them unless you got a REALLY lucky shot.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (9krrF)

283 We had one mature male that took 3 shots from a 45/70. On the first shot the son of of gun just got pissed off.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (h5F/r)

284 279 Hey SyFy...

Velociraptor versus Giant Wild Boar.

"Clever girl."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (p6l+P)

I'd watch the hell out of that.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (72PAC)

285 And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Posted by: Bricktop at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (eXSOZ)

286
You really need domestic pork, the kind of pigs that sit around watching TV and stuffing their faces with Happy Meals, cheetos, and cheescake to get the good fat.

Arnold Ziffel

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (IqV8l)

287 >>>Certified Hoggified



Posted by: Arby's BBQ Guy at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (vg8iE)

..........



lol... even though I hate that commercial

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (HgMAr)<<<

Arby's?!?! Oh, God. All that money wasted. Wasted.

Posted by: Little Caesar's marketing dept. at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (Od+LM)

288 There's a business for catching feral pigs.

https://youtu.be/rsFXhGoDnW0

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2017 04:18 PM (VdICR)

289 They might have survived if they were in Alabama. In Alabama, the tusks are looser.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:18 PM (0mRoj)

290 Son camped on a small island near here with a family we know, years ago.

In the morning they were standing around the fire drinking coffee and eating cinnamon rolls.

A small boar strolled into the camp and began rooting around. Son offered it a piece of cinnamon roll and it ate it, then came back and licked the kid's hand.

Yikes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 04:18 PM (PY9jH)

291 The first time I went hunting for boar in California I wanted to use my 1911 firing hot loads.

It was pointed out to me that that was a very bad plan that might get me in a large amount of trouble.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (rF0hx)

From the pigs or the pigs?
Posted by: Jack Sock



Yes. No.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:18 PM (HBKaX)

292 You really need domestic pork, the kind of pigs that sit around watching TV and stuffing their faces with Happy Meals, cheetos, and cheescake to get the good fat.


Peter Griffin

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:18 PM (0mRoj)

293 Insomniac gets three Internet Demerits.

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:19 PM (qUNWi)

294 264 No. Cake r square, pi r round.

Posted by: Diogenes

Some cake are round. If pie are square, pie are cobbler.
******

So I'm guessing this damned oval dish r 4 casseroles.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 04:19 PM (0tfLf)

295 wild hogs are brutal

i once came upon the remains of a cow completely hung up in a barbed wire fence. nothing left but the hide and bones.

Posted by: concrete girl at April 24, 2017 04:19 PM (JfBkN)

296 Posted by: Bricktop at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (eXSOZ)


That's more detail about feeding people to pigs than an innocent person should know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 04:19 PM (8ZskC)

297 293 Insomniac gets three Internet Demerits.
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:19 PM (qUNWi)

Oh Jeebus, what'd I do this time?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:20 PM (0mRoj)

298 I know a fool who goes crawling around under the brush hunting hogs with a bow. I guess Bruce is still alive.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 04:20 PM (Eyx+b)

299 HAHAHAHA. Based on my limited understanding of their superstitions the ISIS group will believe those 3 are doomed to hell, dying by boar like that.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 24, 2017 04:20 PM (eASYU)

300 This post got a link from Instapundit. The server should wake up the 2nd shift hamster.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2017 04:20 PM (VdICR)

301
Oh Jeebus, what'd I do this time?


Oh....you know what you did.

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:20 PM (qUNWi)

302 Important safety note : wild boar don't climb trees.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM (4e+hS)

303 >>>No. Cake r square, pi r round.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (0tfLf)<<<

The cake is a lie.

Posted by: GLaDOS at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM (Od+LM)

304 We had one mature male that took 3 shots from a 45/70. On the first shot the son of of gun just got pissed off.




Watched a YouTube video of a guy busting them with .22 Mag. Dropped 'em like a rock.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM (HBKaX)

305 "OT but I find it really weird that a pig's internal organs are similar to a human's."

The map of the internal anatomy is different. Certain vitals are not quite where you would assume them to be. Novice hunters can have real difficulty with shot placement on pigs if they haven't been coached on this.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM (qJjMA)

306 Important safety note : wild boar don't climb trees.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM (4e+hS)


Funny note - neither do muzzies.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM (zc3Db)

307
Certified Hoggified
Posted by: Arby's BBQ Guy


I was thinking of the pizza commercial.

https://youtu.be/G5Q8c4rQYso

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 04:22 PM (IqV8l)

308 I know a fool who goes crawling around under the brush hunting hogs with a bow. I guess Bruce is still alive.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam



Hell, Cold Steel makes a boar spear. For getting up close & personal like.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:22 PM (HBKaX)

309 "I don't need to be faster than the pig, praise be to allah. I just need to be faster than you."

Posted by: Disembodied Islamic Punchlines at April 24, 2017 04:23 PM (8ZskC)

310 Some kind of boar kubbutz or something.

=====
LOL!

*just noticed - that's because I read the post last, after all the cool comments...*

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2017 04:23 PM (c6/9Q)

311 This news makes me wonder if these Jihadi animals attempted to do something nefarious and rapey to one of the piglets and Mama Sow took exception and called in a ground strike.

Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2017 04:24 PM (TNQMS)

312 I LOVE the warboar name. That is totally awesome.

Posted by: moki at April 24, 2017 04:24 PM (V+V48)

313 308 I know a fool who goes crawling around under the brush hunting hogs with a bow. I guess Bruce is still alive.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam



Hell, Cold Steel makes a boar spear. For getting up close & personal like.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:22 PM (HBKaX)

While wearing heavy plate armor?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:24 PM (0mRoj)

314 "Watched a YouTube video of a guy busting them with .22 Mag."

Holy moly. I am a longtime fan and proponent of that round, but I would never ever trust my ass to it around wild pigs.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 24, 2017 04:24 PM (qJjMA)

315 Holy moly. I am a longtime fan and proponent of that round, but I would never ever trust my ass to it around wild pigs.



He was up in a blind off the ground. Scoped. Ear shots.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:25 PM (HBKaX)

316 My hunting buddy and I have killed two piglets with his jeep. I need to get some U of Ark stickers for it. He's almost an ace.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 04:25 PM (Eyx+b)

317 Posted by: Cicero
It's rumored that Brick Top's favorite means of dispatch involves a stun gun, a plastic bag, a roll of tape, and a pack of hungry pigs.

Posted by: Turkish at April 24, 2017 04:25 PM (eXSOZ)

318 Muzzies happen to be a much-sought after boar delicacy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 04:26 PM (zc3Db)

319 Hey ISIS, wild boar tastes fantastic with a wild mushroom sauce. Look it up on the glowy box for a recipe.

Posted by: Bruce at April 24, 2017 04:26 PM (8ikIW)

320 ISIS fighters being killed by wild boars is the best kind of schadenfreude.

Posted by: iwuzhere at April 24, 2017 04:26 PM (jiGGU)

321 Moms is gonna get a heart valve replacement, they gave her a choice of doing it rather quickly with a pig valve or waiting quite awhile for a human one. She chose pig, I'm 85 she said, what do I have to lose?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 04:27 PM (6Ll1u)

322 my dead-to-me ex would hunt them with his dogs and his lockback knife.

Posted by: concrete girl at April 24, 2017 04:27 PM (JfBkN)

323 Facts and Details has a fascinating page of boar attacks and deaths--Germany, Italy, Japan, US, etc.

Posted by: Jimmuh Carter at April 24, 2017 04:27 PM (ZQpd0)

324 Hell, Cold Steel makes a boar spear. For getting up close personal like.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:22 PM (HBKaX)

There are guides in SC that kill them up close with a Bowie Knife.

Crazy shit.

Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 04:27 PM (JTbwP)

325 321 Moms is gonna get a heart valve replacement, they gave her a choice of doing it rather quickly with a pig valve or waiting quite awhile for a human one. She chose pig, I'm 85 she said, what do I have to lose?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 04:27 PM (6Ll1u)

Look out for such side effects as wallowing in mud and eating slop from a trough.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:28 PM (0mRoj)

326 Well, remember Rambo killed one with his knife that he turned into a spear. So there's that.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 04:29 PM (h5F/r)

327 So, the Gadarene swine get their revenge by running the devils into a lake.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 04:29 PM (BWL+E)

328 Hell, Cold Steel makes a boar spear. For getting up close & personal like.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:22 PM (HBKaX)

While wearing heavy plate armor?

Posted by: Insomniac


Screw that, that just means you have crumpled metal crushing you afterwards and they need the Jaws of Life to try to extract you.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 04:29 PM (9krrF)

329 There are many people who catch them by hand when dogs have them trapped. Such people are called Damn Fools.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 04:29 PM (Eyx+b)

330 Pjork, pjork, pjork, pjork, pjork. . .

Posted by: The Swedish Chef at April 24, 2017 04:30 PM (4AVeu)

331 321- you need to be extra vigilant with her during flu season. Especially if it's a swine flu. The pig valve could actually make her more susceptible.

I can't remember the abstract I read on this, but it was frightening. I think it was from The Lancet.

Posted by: moki at April 24, 2017 04:30 PM (V+V48)

332 >>>Moms is gonna get a heart valve replacement, they
gave her a choice of doing it rather quickly with a pig valve or waiting
quite awhile for a human one. She chose pig, I'm 85 she said, what do I
have to lose?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 04:27 PM (6Ll1u)<<<

Out - Cat-girl hybrids
In - Pig-lady hybrids

Posted by: the Japanese at April 24, 2017 04:30 PM (Od+LM)

333 330 Pjork, pjork, pjork, pjork, pjork. . .
Posted by: The Swedish Chef at April 24, 2017 04:30 PM (4AVeu)

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Posted by: Bjork at April 24, 2017 04:30 PM (0mRoj)

334 Yow. Unless this is seriously Photoshopped, looks like the jihadis
might've had their hands full if their new playmate was anything like
this brute

Nah, that's a beach pic of Lena Dunham

Posted by: Bruce at April 24, 2017 04:31 PM (8ikIW)

335 We hunt wild boar aka the poor mans lion.

Posted by: Arkansas Safari at April 24, 2017 04:31 PM (bc2Lc)

336 Well now, how fucking fitting is THAT?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 24, 2017 04:31 PM (CNHr1)

337 Wooooo, Pig! Sooie!
Wooooo, Pig! Sooie!
Wooooo, Pig! Sooie!
Razorbacks!

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 04:32 PM (BWL+E)

338 I can't remember the abstract I read on this, but it was frightening. I think it was from The Lancet.
Posted by: moki at April 24, 2017 04:30 PM (V+V4

The Lancet has been known to publish some spurious stuff, so take it with a grain of salt and do independent research.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:32 PM (0mRoj)

339 Anyone who took insulin in the early 80s or before was taking pig insulin.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:32 PM (Z9mio)

340 Underboob Nood!

Posted by: dIb at April 24, 2017 04:33 PM (VJOLZ)

341 All the more rich, because boars are pork.

Posted by: Willy at April 24, 2017 04:33 PM (WXZTO)

342 Old Yeller has been my only contact with wild boar.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:33 PM (Z9mio)

343
The Lancet has been known to publish some spurious stuff, so take it with a grain of salt and do independent research.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:32 PM (0mRoj)



Good to know. My husband's cardiologist needs to get better reading material.

Posted by: moki at April 24, 2017 04:33 PM (V+V48)

344 Wonder if your body can make it to muslim paradise if it's pigshit?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 24, 2017 04:34 PM (4AVeu)

345 East Bay Times.com 2017/04/24
Passengers on Train robbed by dozens of youth at Oakland BART

http://tinyurl.com/ld993zm

Posted by: scottst at April 24, 2017 04:34 PM (idA6q)

346 --
--

Important safety note : wild boar don't climb trees.



Posted by: Dr Spank at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM (4e+hS)



Funny note - neither do muzzies.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM
---------------------

Hold my beer.

Posted by: MOAB at April 24, 2017 04:34 PM (pMGkg)

347 Wild pigs ftw.... Moar boar please.

Posted by: Usntakim at April 24, 2017 04:34 PM (hMqvx)

348 Cry Hamhock and let slip the hogs of War!

Posted by: LGoPs at April 24, 2017 04:35 PM (kXoPF)

349 Burka, burka, Oink, Oink!

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:36 PM (gbWkA)

350 Good to know. My husband's cardiologist needs to get better reading material.
Posted by: moki at April 24, 2017 04:33 PM (V+V4

The Lancet published the vaccines cause autism paper, as well as the absurdly inflated Iraq casualty survey.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:36 PM (0mRoj)

351 Don't send U.S. troops to Iraq and Syria.

Send in the Boars. They seem capable of killing the enemy.

Maybe it will soon be known as the Boar War?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 24, 2017 04:36 PM (4AVeu)

352 This is my feel-good story of the day.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 04:36 PM (tHwdc)

353 Everywhere there's lots of piggies, leading piggie lives; you can see them out to warfare with their piggie wives -
Using forks and knives, TO EAT JI-HA-DIs

Posted by: Mirror Universe John Lennon at April 24, 2017 04:36 PM (eXSOZ)

354 Needs more wild boar bell

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:37 PM (gbWkA)

355 62
Hot dogs. Armored hot dogs. What kind of jihadis get armored hot dogs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (IqV8l)
fat jihadis
skinny jihadis
jihadis dumb as rocks
ghey jihadis
sissy jihadis
even jihadis with small pox

Posted by: the Butcher at April 24, 2017 04:37 PM (AGJqR)

356
Aren't we overdue for fake polls showing our "standing" in the "world community" has hit a record low because of Pres Trump?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 04:37 PM (+0mzC)

357 --
--

Cry Hamhock and let slip the hogs of War!



Posted by: LGoPs at April 24, 2017 04:35 PM

-----------------

Golf clap.

Posted by: irright at April 24, 2017 04:37 PM (pMGkg)

358 348 Cry Hamhock and let slip the hogs of War!
Posted by: LGoPs at April 24, 2017 04:35 PM (kXoPF)You

I judge this to be the winnner.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:39 PM (Z9mio)

359 The Pentagon is currently testing a new heat seeking boar missile to use against the burka boys.

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:39 PM (gbWkA)

360 That's some high energy bacon! What more proof does the public need that animal fats and protein are the keys to healthy life?!?!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 04:39 PM (2qHjF)

361 passengers on Train robbed by dozens of youth at Oakland BART

"youth"

Great state you have there, Jerry.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:39 PM (B+qrE)

362 Notice ISIS was not raped to death by sugar cane.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 04:40 PM (2qHjF)

363 My late mom's first heart replacement valve was a pig one. Lasted 15 years.

Had to be replaced with a mechanical valve, which meant she had to be on blood thinners the rest of her life.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 04:40 PM (PY9jH)

364 Those pigs are obviously white nationalists.

* rattles tin cup *

Posted by: Erg McMuffin at April 24, 2017 04:41 PM (GgzGa)

365 359 The Pentagon is currently testing a new heat seeking boar missile to use against the burka boys.
Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:39 PM (gbWkA)

Mother of All Bacon Bombs.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:41 PM (Z9mio)

366 What feral pig terrorist group took credit for the rampage?

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at April 24, 2017 04:42 PM (4Mqv/)

367 We need to be feeing these wild boars more LSD mixed with amphetamines.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 04:42 PM (2qHjF)

368 My late mom's first heart replacement valve was a pig one. Lasted 15 years.

Had to be replaced with a mechanical valve, which meant she had to be on blood thinners the rest of her life.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 04:40 PM (PY9jH)


My granddad had a pig heart valve for almost 30 years.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 04:42 PM (f5uaD)

369 Aren't we overdue for fake polls showing our "standing" in the "world community" has hit a record low because of Pres Trump?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 04:37 PM (+0mzC)


The "world community" can FOAD. The United States answers to nothing except its founding principles. No sense wasting Christian kisses on a heathen idol's foot.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 04:42 PM (BWL+E)

370 299 HAHAHAHA. Based on my limited understanding of their superstitions the ISIS group will believe those 3 are doomed to hell, dying by boar like that.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 24, 2017 04:20 PM (eASYU)

Yeah. Rape and murder won't do it, but getting off by a wild pig - Allah doesn't like that.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 24, 2017 04:43 PM (s7vJs)

371 Porkulus? Porkzilla?

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:44 PM (gbWkA)

372 Woo-hoo!

Zombie FTW~

EXACTLY as predicted, my back-channel tip to Matt Drudge resulted in screaming top-of-the-page headline at The Drudge Report just now.

My tip, as reported in an AoS comment:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=369439#c27016576

346 I'm one of the few people in the world who knows the secret back-channel way to communicate with Drudge (for news tips only). Just sent him this -- let's see if he features it!:

"Major story suppressed by BART subway system in Oakland -- entire train taken over by huge gang of violent "flash mob" thieves, 100+ riders beaten + robbed -- story embargoed for two days!: http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/BART-takeover-robbery-50-to-60-teens-swarm-11094745.php -- should be national news"

Depending on how well one frames the "tip," Matt decides whether or not to run with it. I've gotten pretty good and figuring out how to get his attention.

It is via the method that I actually do mist of my effective "work" -- framing the cultural narrative. All behind the scenes.
Posted by: zombie


Followed by:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=369439#c27016623

393 As of 11:34am PST, the story still not on Drudge. As an experiment, I'll see how long it takes (if ever) to appear!
Posted by: zombie


And as of 1:50pm PST, now on Drudge, main headline:

http://www.drudgereport.com/

TEEN MOB OAKLAND TRAIN TAKEOVER
PASSENGERS BEATEN AND ROBBED


He even used my phrase "beaten + robbed" verbatim.

Took 2 hours and 16 minutes!

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:44 PM (DQ4Fv)

373 Yeah. Rape and murder won't do it, but getting off by a wild pig - Allah doesn't like that.

Posted by: Donna and V

Kinky.

Allah doesn't like getting offed by a wild pig either.

Posted by: Bruce at April 24, 2017 04:45 PM (8ikIW)

374
Hot Hogs, Armored Hot Hogs
Terroists hate Armored Hot Hogs
Fat Hogs, Skinny Hogs
Hogs that climb on rocks
Tough Hogs, Silly Hogs
Even Hogs with chicken pox
Hot Hogs, Armored Hot Hogs
The Hogs that give terrorists the bite.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2017 04:45 PM (ODxAs)

375 Atomic Pigs in Space!

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:45 PM (gbWkA)

376 Nice one, zombie!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:46 PM (0mRoj)

377 A pigs liver, heart and kidneys are very similar to ours. I think they just did a successful pig to baboon heart transplant . Right now our bodies reject a full transplant of pig organs but that may change since this successful test.

Actually our organs are closer to other primates but raising them in large numbers is more difficult and PETA would go apeshit, pun intended.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:47 PM (Z9mio)

378 I saw the Atomic Pigs in '74 at MSG, great times.

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:47 PM (gbWkA)

379 That'll do pig.

That'll do.

Posted by: Mr. Ferdy Hoggett, Hoggett's Farm at April 24, 2017 04:47 PM (4AVeu)

380 "Oooooh nooo,
he's got a cloven toe
Rock'n Roll Hogzilla!"

Posted by: Mountain Oyster Cult at April 24, 2017 04:48 PM (yqvys)

381 Hogs will eat anything. Muzzie bad boys must taste way beyond bad.

Posted by: colkax mimgo at April 24, 2017 04:49 PM (mc8bR)

382 Great work, zombie!

Anyone offering krav maga classes on the BART trains yet?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 04:49 PM (IcT7t)

383 LA Times: Bart train/juveniles nothing to see there, move along, Trump hate is far more important...

Posted by: Colin at April 24, 2017 04:49 PM (kMNld)

384 Well Thats All Jihadis !

Posted by: Porky Pig at April 24, 2017 04:49 PM (Ot7+c)

385 Heh. Jerry Rivers said Mexicans are only capable of menial jobs and drug smuggling. He left out rape and murder. He likes rape!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 24, 2017 04:49 PM (2X7pN)

386 I was wondering if the pig f*ucked the ISIS dudes like the bear f*ucked me in Revenant.

I think it's much worse with a pig because a pig has a 30-minute orgasm.

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at April 24, 2017 04:51 PM (4AVeu)

387 Jihadis eaten by pigs. Irony is a bitch!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 24, 2017 04:51 PM (2X7pN)

388 Aww. look at the cute, little, striped baby piggies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2017 04:52 PM (+lVUW)

389 Surrounded on all sides by muslimes ....and yet the pigs persist!

Posted by: hillary! at April 24, 2017 04:53 PM (0+2tr)

390 Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:44 PM (DQ4Fv)

Good for you, zombie!

Did you see the story about the family owned deli/salami factory that is going out of business in Oakland after many decades - because the owners can't deal with the constant vandalism anymore?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 24, 2017 04:54 PM (s7vJs)

391 Climate change is going to kill us all.

Unless we fire up the grill.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:54 PM (B+qrE)

392 Zombie...


You are the shizzle.





And shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 04:55 PM (J+eG2)

393 You know it just occurred to me I have heard stories Muzzies believe in some crazy occult crap and some believe Jews can shape shift or turn into animals.

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 04:55 PM (Ot7+c)

394 Porkey's IV: The Jahadi digesting.

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:55 PM (gbWkA)

395 He even used my phrase "beaten + robbed" verbatim.

Took 2 hours and 16 minutes!
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:44 PM (DQ4Fv)

You go...

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Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2017 04:55 PM (48QDY)

396 114 zombie referral makes lead at drudge
Posted by: concrete girl

382 Great work, zombie!

Posted by: Blanco Basura


Of course, the REAL goal is to get Drudge to feature one's own report, rather than simply referring him to a report in a third-party site.

In fact, for the first several years, I only ever used the channel to send him my own stuff, in the hopes of getting Drudge-a-lanches -- with (as expected) only rare success. But since I curtailed/scaled-back my active blogging, I started occasionally sending him links to other sites, with actual a greater success rate.

So it's a "success," but only a "second-hand success" -- I change the national narrative, but get no traffic to my own personal site/page as a result. Purely altruistic. In fact, I shouldn't even be humble-bragging here -- but I thought this could be a classic "test-case" to show that the tipline works -- and it did!

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:56 PM (DQ4Fv)

397 "and some believe Jews can shape shift or turn into animals."

Everyone knows this.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 04:56 PM (J+eG2)

398 Did you see the story about the family owned deli/salami factory that is going out of business in Oakland after many decades - because the owners can't deal with the constant vandalism anymore?
Posted by: Donna and V.


Nah, missed it. Too much "real work" to do today to keep up on all the local meltdowns. Even the Anne Coulter story seems to change every 45 minutes with new updates.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:58 PM (DQ4Fv)

399 don't fuck with zombie.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 04:58 PM (2qHjF)

400 Purely altruistic.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:56 PM (DQ4Fv)

Indeed. I've mentioned you on my FB page more than once.

Absolutely no money there.

Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2017 04:59 PM (48QDY)

401 zombie: "But since I curtailed/scaled-back my active blogging, I started occasionally sending him links to other sites, with actual a greater success rate."

Hey, I know. The Moronosphere can send links to Drudge tipping your stuff. Just let us know what's urgent. Proxy-tipping!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 24, 2017 05:01 PM (H8S+R)

402 Fabulous.

I actually imagined air dropping lots of hogs into the area so they would go feral, breed and kill jihadis, but mostly kill jihadis.

Looks like Team Mattis reads the blog.

Posted by: simplemind at April 24, 2017 05:02 PM (xVRrG)

403

DEATH BY BACON-BACON!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:02 PM (8XRCm)

404 Proxy-tipping!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel

You can try it, but you'll end up with an ugly kid.
Ask Shillary

Posted by: Bruce at April 24, 2017 05:03 PM (8ikIW)

405 Back channels to Drudge = invisible ink quill pens and Mach 2 ravens.

That Berkeley/San Fran/Oakland area is going to be under a very bright light and high powered microscope for the entire country to see from now on. This is wonderful news.

Great work zombie!!!!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:05 PM (2qHjF)

406
Author of Zen And the Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance is mort.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:05 PM (+0mzC)

407 TEEN MOB OAKLAND TRAIN TAKEOVER
PASSENGERS BEATEN AND ROBBED

He even used my phrase "beaten + robbed" verbatim.

Took 2 hours and 16 minutes!
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:44 PM (DQ4Fv)

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I just read that over on Drudge.

The comments in article are freaking hilarious.


Thanks Zombie.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:05 PM (8XRCm)

408 Ooooh, update to the story has BART's excuse for not issuing photos of the perpetrators:

"The images cannot be shared publicly, she [BART spokeswoman] said, because the suspects appear to be minors."

Wait -- so if a 17-year-old goes on a killing spree -- or even someone who appears that they might be 17, then it is illegal for the cops to issue their picture to help the public ID him???

When did that rule appear? Sounds like bullshit.

You commit a crime, your image goes out over the airwaves -- age be damned. Zillions of underage criminals have had their pictures in the media (Columbine killers, etc. etc.)

BART hews to PC rules, protects the criminals beating BART's own customers.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 05:05 PM (DQ4Fv)

409
Anyone read that Zen book?

My older brother read it in high school and we had it on the bookshelf in the house for years. I never picked it up and read it. Looked gay and boring.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:06 PM (+0mzC)

410 I saw a boar hit hard with a 7.63 go a good 1000 yards.

Shot through both lungs, just missed his heart.

They tend to drop more often than not but that one was huge and not ready to die. Fortunately it ran away.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 05:07 PM (zSXVD)

411 "The images cannot be shared publicly, she [BART spokeswoman] said, because the suspects appear to be minors."

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You mean miners.

Covered in coal dust??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:07 PM (8XRCm)

412 I beg to differ on the hunting boar with a bow and arrow combo. Hit any animal with a decent bow and modern broadhead arrow tips, and it will worse than a bullet. I hunded deer with bow, pre marrage and I goofed a shot ona decent buck. Hit him in the head and slid down his shoulder, he ran about a 1/4 mile and bled out.

The modern broadhead will put a hole in the target about size of a softball.

Posted by: Picric at April 24, 2017 05:07 PM (s0VSd)

413
As a kid, I assumed, by the title, it was a book about fixing motorcycles, but it had no pics of bikes. Boring!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:08 PM (+0mzC)

414 So... These jihadis are as useless as tits on a boar hog now?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 24, 2017 05:08 PM (kP16F)

415 There's nothing taboo about a sex stew.

Posted by: Bill "Sex Junk" Nye at April 24, 2017 05:08 PM (nGsFZ)

416
I have NO PROBLEMO if Oakland and NYC and Atlanta and Chicago want to become Escape From New York type cities.

As long their SHIT stays within their city limits, they can do whateverrthefrak they wanna do.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:09 PM (+0mzC)

417 C'mon, if you don't know what "teens" means in a MSM story, then there is no hope for you.

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 05:09 PM (gbWkA)

418 Double dose of Wow. Breitbart posted a pic on the front page that shows exactly how whiney and annoying that Ivanka is in Trumps ear all the time that we all assumed that she was and is.

Picture is worth a million words in this case.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:10 PM (2qHjF)

419 This shows the urgency in funding and construction of bullet trains. We need to have our customers beaten faster.

Posted by: BART at April 24, 2017 05:11 PM (H8S+R)

420 The Moronosphere can send links to Drudge tipping your stuff. Just let us know what's urgent. Proxy-tipping!
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel


Ah, but your tips won't work, because Drudge famously does not respond to (or likely even read) emails. And his phone number is only known by God and two or three select apostles.

No, there is only one way to reach Drudge, totally (almost comically) old-school. Knowledge of the technique is highly classified, so the channel doesn't get overloaded with chaff. I suppose there is a small cadre of Drudge-tipsters, all unknown to each other.

And if I told you what the technique was, I'd have to kill you! So don't ask!

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 05:11 PM (DQ4Fv)

421 Couldn't of happened to nicer group of guys

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at April 24, 2017 05:11 PM (nDcc3)

422 No one expects the Jamon Serrano Inquisition!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2017 05:12 PM (p+Wdc)

423 And if I told you what the technique was, I'd have to kill you! So don't ask!
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 05:11 PM (DQ4Fv)

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I always wondered if Drudge was still on bbs.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:12 PM (8XRCm)

424 I call bullshit on the looking like minors thing. Unless they look under 12 they could like adults. Have you seen the salad boys that White Suburbia is releasing into college? They look like their balls have not even dropped yet for crying out loud.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:14 PM (2qHjF)

425 And if I told you what the technique was, I'd have to kill you! So don't ask!

I imagine it involves some jalapeņos, 90 weight oil, and about 420 kilovolts at 400Hz.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 05:14 PM (IcT7t)

426 Posted by: Picric at April 24, 2017 05:07 PM (s0VSd

It's the follow up shot issue.

Ive had friends charged while stalking, and I've inadvertently gotten surrounded by a herd.

It's more than a little funky hunting hogs.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 05:14 PM (zSXVD)

427 "The images cannot be shared publicly, she [BART spokeswoman] said, because the suspects appear to be minors."

They're good boys.

Posted by: BART Spokesbroad at April 24, 2017 05:14 PM (Tyii7)

428 zombie: "And if I told you what the technique was, I'd have to kill you! So don't ask!"

Morse. It's Morse, isn't it? (Technically a statement, not really a question.)

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 24, 2017 05:14 PM (H8S+R)

429 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:14 PM (2qHjF)

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Why do you have pictures of white suburbia college boys testicles??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:15 PM (8XRCm)

430 Does the new tip technique have something to do with dropping off your tip at a haberdashery that make silly 1940's investigator news reporter hats?

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 05:15 PM (Z9mio)

431 "No, there is only one way to reach Drudge, totally (almost comically) old-school. "




Fax machine's out of paper again!!

*Shit that Matt Drudge says.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 05:15 PM (J+eG2)

432 "The images cannot be shared publicly, she [BART spokeswoman] said, because the suspects appear to be minors."


Show them anyway. When you're engaging in crime, that trumps (SWIDT?) the confidentiality usually extended to minors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 05:15 PM (SRKgf)

433 OT, but I like Heather. - "The Department of State is pleased to welcome Heather Nauert as the new State Department spokesperson," ...

Posted by: gNewt at April 24, 2017 05:15 PM (L8slQ)

434 The back channel to Drudge involves a 10 year old Asain kid delivering Cashew Chicken plus the news tip.

This is well known.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:15 PM (2qHjF)

435
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This shows the urgency in funding and construction of bullet trains. We need to have our customers beaten faster.

Posted by: BART at April 24, 2017 05:11 PM (H8S+R)

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We are available for consultation.

Posted by: United Airlines at April 24, 2017 05:16 PM (pMGkg)

436 I just read that over on Drudge.



The comments in article are freaking hilarious.
>>>

Drudge changed his link from CBS to SF chronicle. If you want to see comments here is the link to the CBS story.




http://preview.tinyurl.com/lm4smp5

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 24, 2017 05:16 PM (WYwks)

437 Second vote for War Pigs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 24, 2017 05:17 PM (zsHGH)

438 Also apparently God is still around and has a sense of humor.

I feel bad for the farmer, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 24, 2017 05:18 PM (zsHGH)

439 So if the Pigs ate them some ISS meat and then we get Bacon from them there pigs......Ah is that Kosher?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 05:18 PM (KlI/a)

440 Entire U.S. Senate to go to White House for North Korea briefing

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lz9d9yo

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2017 05:18 PM (rUIbB)

441 I always wondered if Drudge was still on bbs.
Posted by: fixerupper


I think he set it (the way to contact him) up back in '96 when he first started, and he has NEVER updated it. In fact, I think one needs to have an obsolete computer (seriously) to be able to reach him, because any recent 21st-century computers don't have that capability/application/technology any more. Luckily, my computer is old as hell, and I still can do it.

I actually think he leaves it in place specifically to exclude youngsters with au courant computers.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 05:18 PM (DQ4Fv)

442 TexasDan you have a good point on the speed of shot on the bow, and the range that you can get from a gun. Wild Boar are becoming more common in my area of NC. So I might be finding out soon.

Posted by: Picric at April 24, 2017 05:18 PM (NchlI)

443
429 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:14 PM (2qHjF)

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Why do you have pictures of white suburbia college boys testicles??
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:15 PM (8XRCm)

As soon as I hit send I regretting the phrasing. They look like kids who have zero testosterone because of low calorie diets, soybean fad diets overflowing their systems with estrogen, and other ways that dumb trendies chemically castrate their sons.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:18 PM (2qHjF)

444 Entire U.S. Senate to go to White House for North Korea briefing



WEEeeeee!! Field Trip!!

Posted by: Bruce at April 24, 2017 05:19 PM (8ikIW)

445 Charade they are.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 24, 2017 05:19 PM (vRcUp)

446 "WEEeeeee!! Field Trip!!"

I hope we get the short bus, again.


Posted by: Senator Corky (D) at April 24, 2017 05:21 PM (J+eG2)

447 Entire U.S. Senate to go to White House for North Korea briefing

Must be free food

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 05:21 PM (KlI/a)

448
former Fox News babe Heather Nauert is at State now?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:22 PM (+0mzC)

449 o if the Pigs ate them some ISS meat and then we get Bacon from them there pigs......Ah is that Kosher?

No, it's halalarious.

Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2017 05:22 PM (FhXTo)

450 3 things about the Oakland Train Robbery:

1) Of course they are minorities
2) Many of the security cameras on the trains are fake
3) Almost certain they coordinated this via a smart phone app

Posted by: Jimmuh Carter at April 24, 2017 05:22 PM (ZQpd0)

451 TEEN MOB OAKLAND TRAIN TAKEOVER
PASSENGERS BEATEN AND ROBBED

He even used my phrase "beaten + robbed" verbatim.

Took 2 hours and 16 minutes!
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:44 PM (DQ4Fv)

------

I just read that over on Drudge.

The comments in article are freaking hilarious.


Thanks Zombie.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:05 PM (8XRCm)


NICE WORK! I just emailed to reporter to ask why it took almost three days for the story to reach the public. I just can't imagine what her response will be.

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at April 24, 2017 05:22 PM (CLKfs)

452 Entire U.S. Senate to go to White House for North Korea briefing

Must be free food
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 05:21 PM (KlI/a)


Pig roast, I think.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 05:22 PM (8nWyX)

453 Must be free food.

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Taco bowls. Yuuuuge taco bowls.

Really big, really fabulous. It'll be great.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:22 PM (8XRCm)

454 This guy has to be a moron,come on,what's your nick?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/263290/

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2017 05:23 PM (r/0kC)

455 Entire U.S. Senate to go to White House for North Korea briefing


Must be free food
--

Am I wrong in hoping that Trump yells at a lot of them, makes them cry and then gives the well-behaved cooperative ones a gift, like a few rounds of Trump golf?

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 05:24 PM (FkAXz)

456 They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.

Hence the expression, 'as greedy as a pig'.

Posted by: Brick Top at April 24, 2017 05:25 PM (j1Wvr)

457 Entire U.S. Senate to go to White House for North Korea briefing
=================

They gonna bust a bunker or twelve. The example will be set.

Iran. You are next.

Posted by: simplemind at April 24, 2017 05:25 PM (xVRrG)

458 Picric, it's great fun. Just be aware of the risk.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 05:25 PM (zSXVD)

459 Does feral hog taste like I think it does? As in, not store pig?

Gamey, something off about the taste no matter how it's prepared?

Posted by: Skunky Choom at April 24, 2017 05:26 PM (r79Of)

460 Entire U.S. Senate to go to White House for North Korea briefing


Send the Dem contingent of Congress to North Korea to check it out first hand and report back. Or not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 05:26 PM (SRKgf)

461 Entire U.S. Senate to go to White House for North Korea briefing



http://preview.tinyurl.com/lz9d9yo

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2017 05:18 PM


3/4 of U.S. Senate to leak contents of briefing before the 11:00 news.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2017 05:26 PM (p+Wdc)

462 This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggu went wee wee all the way to Kirkuk to kick ass.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 05:26 PM (Nwg0u)

463 The train mob reminded me of the movie The Incident. That was a really good movie that I haven't seen in years.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 05:26 PM (Z9mio)

464 BBIAB

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 05:26 PM (J+eG2)

465 Hogs will eat anything.

--

Reminds me of the trauma I experienced as a kid living on our farm. We had a female hog who had babies. One morning shortly after they were born, I went out to the barn and momma hog had eaten all but one of her piglets. I was horrified.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 24, 2017 05:27 PM (+FSld)

466 They gonna bust a bunker or twelve. The example will be set.

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If that were to pass, that in and of itself would be impressive.

But... the REALLLY impressive part would be to get China to go along and not interfere.

THAT would be impressive.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:27 PM (8XRCm)

467 Well my ex-roomies wanted me to come visit them so they could show me the Bay area, which I assume would include BART.

I have officially written that off and gone back to my total boycott of Kallyfornia.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 24, 2017 05:28 PM (Jcg9Q)

468 3/4 of U.S. Senate to leak contents of briefing before the 11:00 news.

--

I think you wanted to say:

3/4 of U.S. Senate to livestream contents of briefing directly to the MSM as it's happening.

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 05:29 PM (FkAXz)

469 Nood - Sexual harassment redux

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 05:29 PM (Ot7+c)

470 Give me a break. I really like bacon.

Posted by: Little Girl Black's momma hog. at April 24, 2017 05:29 PM (Z9mio)

471 466
They gonna bust a bunker or twelve. The example will be set.



-------



If that were to pass, that in and of itself would be impressive.



But... the REALLLY impressive part would be to get China to go along and not interfere.



THAT would be impressive.

Posted by: fixerupper


+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


REALLY, REALLY UBER impressive would be that no one inside that room tells anyone what the meeting was about or tips off the media.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at April 24, 2017 05:30 PM (r79Of)

472 In Kirkuk, bacon eats you!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 05:32 PM (Nwg0u)

473 Does feral hog taste like I think it does? As in, not store pig



Feral hog is store hog that escaped and is running loose. If they taste different, it's because of what they eat. I've eaten shot feral hog that came out of a smoker and you couldn't tell the difference. Size of hog and manner of death have a lot to do with it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 05:33 PM (HBKaX)

474 I think he was my DI 54 years ago.

Posted by: an ol exJarhead at April 24, 2017 05:35 PM (r5ls2)

475 TexasDan, that could be used to describe alot of what I do.

Posted by: Picric at April 24, 2017 05:35 PM (s0VSd)

476 >>>Entire U.S. Senate to go to White House for North Korea briefing<<<

It's a nerd-prom for 80 year old shitstains.

Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2017 05:41 PM (TNQMS)

477 Someone should do an aggregate age of the Senate. If it's under 6,000, I'd be damned surprised.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 24, 2017 05:46 PM (d76uN)

478 Now if the jihadis weren't Muzzies they could have had a barbecue after they "killed the enemy".

Posted by: Barbecue Meister at April 24, 2017 05:49 PM (Sda6L)

479 I really feel bad for the pigs they killed. Pigs are great animals. Very intelligent, and on allah's shite list, so they MUST be outstanding.

Posted by: Beverly at April 24, 2017 06:30 PM (Rzt9a)

480 Do you get to Paradise if you get killed by a haram creature?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 24, 2017 06:46 PM (ca+iu)

481 I prefer to think the War Boars look like this:
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Warboar

Posted by: Rihar at April 24, 2017 06:49 PM (+ao6J)

482 Love ya, Ace. Hilarious.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at April 24, 2017 07:38 PM (fq4ih)

483 Bad hambres.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 24, 2017 10:31 PM (0lxBN)

484 Armoured Bacon. I am so stealing that!

Posted by: Cry Hamhock! and let slip the Hogs of War! at April 25, 2017 12:29 AM (kXoPF)

485 Weaponized Bacon.

Posted by: Stan at April 25, 2017 01:23 AM (n8g88)

486 The Boar War.

Posted by: Stan at April 25, 2017 01:25 AM (n8g88)

487 I've been laughing about this all day.

To see one of my favorite AoS long-running jokes come full circle-- like this?

This is the best timeline.

Posted by: benjamin at April 25, 2017 01:36 AM (t4emu)

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