Trump: I'm Not Paying Federal Dollars to the California National Guard for the "Charade" of Deploying to the Border to Then Sit On Their Thumbs

Jerry Brown is trying some bizarre half-measure where he'll send the National Guard to the border but on orders that they will not assist in border enforcement.

Trump is right to deny him the cover of this "charade."

Eh, maybe mobilize active duty federal troops to the border in their place. (Is that allowed? I imagine so but do not know.)

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:18 PM




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1 Oy.

Posted by: Adriane the Game Theory Critic ... at April 19, 2018 08:11 PM (AoK0a)

2 My aura smiles and never frowns.

Posted by: Governor Jerry Brown at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (H5knJ)

3 I do not know either.

Posted by: Soona at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (sMYVz)

4 nutria!!!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (hMwEB)

5

How dare the president insult the California National Guard!!....will be the Fake News spin on this.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:13 PM (tFDiW)

6 Urethra Franklin

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 08:13 PM (89T5c)

7 This is posturing. He has been around long enough to know that Trump can federalize those troops with the stroke of a pen. He's just trying to look good to his constituency. Once Trump federalizes them, he is their commander-in-chief. This is Trump's Air Traffic Controllers moment. Awesomeness awaits.

Posted by: Moonbeam's Worst Nightmare at April 19, 2018 08:13 PM (VGIur)

8

Ace, are you aware of Cobra Kai?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwwxNbtK6Y

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:13 PM (tFDiW)

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https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya55qm5q

Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 08:15 PM (Sc+fF)

10 Declare Owens Valley a new state, and cut off LA's water.

Makes as much sense as anything the Democrats are doing there.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 08:15 PM (UsCnO)

11 Remember that one official in the East who was vilified for not signing on to gay marriage certificates after that was deemed legal and what happened to her?

Time to teach the left that those new rules they were so in love with will apply to them as well.

Posted by: Bete, deplorable bot of Melancholy at April 19, 2018 08:15 PM (Ojki1)

12 Once Trump federalizes them, he is their commander-in-chief.

Thanks. Wasn't sure.

Posted by: Adriane the Game Theory Critic ... at April 19, 2018 08:15 PM (AoK0a)

13 Isn't there something in Spanish or Latin about Pusse Comeytatus or something that says you can't do that?

Posted by: Norman at April 19, 2018 08:16 PM (gLp8g)

14 These threats of contempt and impeachment seem to suddenly be working.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 08:16 PM (XaSia)

15 Holy Executive Decision, Batman! We have a President who's not effing around. Woah!!!

Posted by: SFgoth at April 19, 2018 08:16 PM (dZ756)

16 Why Moonbeam thinks his "orders" supersede those of the Commander in Chief is a mystery to me.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 08:16 PM (Mbmmf)

17 We have a plan to seal the border in a couple of OP-ORDERs. It will take a lot of troops.

An alternative is to recall oversees Army troops. Deploy to border. Ready War Plan Green. Send Mexico a démarche and a date.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:17 PM (hyuyC)

18 Threads coming to fast....can't keep up...just leave me some ammo, save yourselves.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:17 PM (y3sT9)

19 'too', dammit

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:18 PM (y3sT9)

20 >>> Declare Owens Valley a new state, and cut off LA's water.

Works for me. You want to be the new governor?

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:18 PM (cHbmY)

21 Let's see if we can call up the Bubba Army of Defense and deploy them to the border with extreme prejudice.

I'll just bet Bubba would take care of business and all it would cost is per diem for Waffle House.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 08:18 PM (7UW64)

22 Norman, IANAL, but I think that is only that the feds can't use the NG to for police work. Border security is not police work, I think its in the constitution as a federal function.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 19, 2018 08:18 PM (eASYU)

23 Not OT, since it's Kate Upton. Kate Upton!

As I said earlier: best shape of her life.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydxlwf8a

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 08:19 PM (XaSia)

24 13 posse comitatus just means you can't use soldiers as a police force
defending the border is the military's #1 job

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (hMwEB)

25 I'm amused by the spectacle of a Democratic state that's furious with a Republican federal government for interfering with their cheap agricultural labor.

Deja vu!

Posted by: MW at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (wNx6K)

26 Threads coming to fast


Premature enthreadulation? Try thinking of Whoopie Goldberg in a thong.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (+lOpA)

27 This thread got to boobies a lot faster than the other ones.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (7UW64)

28 mobilize active duty troops to arrest moonbeam for sedition

we know we dont come out of this w/o violence...either WE do something if justice is denied, or THEY do something if their komisars are punished

start demanding that the government start doing its damn duty

Posted by: Grad School Fool at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (oGNAK)

29 Premature enthreadulation? Try thinking of Whoopie Goldberg in a thong.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (+lOpA)


Chocolate coated cottage cheese in a burlap sack.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (7UW64)

30 Left tries to spin anti-illegals pro-deportation etc. poll in CA.
Here it is at Fox.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9z84os8

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (VBKy9)

31 Why did someone tell me Will Robinson was on this Thread! You lied. It's like when I get teased with gray on grey boxes, and then they get yanked away. Bunch of wankers and tossers.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 08:21 PM (UXHfL)

32
Oh Moonbeam, your helicopter ride is here. You sit right next to Rahm Emanuel

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (SiINZ)

33 Can't we just arrest Jerry Brown?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (UXHfL)

34 25 I'm amused by the spectacle of a Democratic state that's furious with a Republican federal government for interfering with their cheap agricultural labor.

Deja vu!
Posted by: MW at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (wNx6K)



Aaaannnnnnnd....thread victor.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (+lOpA)

35 We only need six National Guardsmen for a firing squad.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (MDlMP)

36 also posse comitatus only technically applies to the army and air force

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (hMwEB)

37 Jerry Browns whole Schtick is pretending that hes not a complete left wing whacko but that hes found some sacred middle ground. Which just happens to be to the far left of actual center.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (Z48ZB)

38 Someone should tell Gov Brown he does not have a General Lee on his staff.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (TfpUC)

39 prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel

Today, Mutual of Omaha sends an assistant armed only with a dart gun to approach the one & only PDGGC.

Let's turn his mike on and get the telephoto footage now ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (hyuyC)

40 Eh, maybe mobilize active duty federal troops to the border in their place. (Is that allowed? I imagine so but do not know.)

If the military isn't allowed to guard our border, then I don't know what they're for.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

41 When do sane people start an exodus from California.? The CA ggovernment appears to be deliberately ravaging the state.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:24 PM (3zhEq)

42 " ... per diem for Waffle House."


Where do I enlist ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 08:24 PM (Mbmmf)

43 also posse comitatus only technically applies to the army and air force
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (hMwEB)


Strictly speaking, it only applies to enforcing domestic law. If the armed forces aren't allowed to defend the borders of a sovereign nation, what's the point?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (y87Qq)

44 I got nothing, but I wanted to get in on the Top 100.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (yXU4O)

45 42 sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting

I know. What a draw! Do they take prior service but a lousy shot?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (hyuyC)

46 38 Someone should tell Gov Brown he does not have a General Lee on his staff.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (TfpUC)

Yeah, we're not allowed to see The Dukes of Hazzard after the Charleston shooting.

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (ANIFC)

47 OT/ Mark Steyn and these Law students shouting F the law and calling the speaker a white Supremacist because he's white. Conservative have no voice. This is pure insanity.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (PvFoN)

48 also posse comitatus only technically applies to the army and air force
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (hMwEB)

Strictly speaking, it only applies to enforcing domestic law. If the armed forces aren't allowed to defend the borders of a sovereign nation, what's the point?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (y87Qq)


Wait you already said that at #24.

Derp.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (y87Qq)

49 Eh, maybe mobilize active duty federal troops to the border in their place. (Is that allowed? I imagine so but do not know.)

The number 1 job of the federal government is to protect the country from invasion.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (7ieWW)

50 23: Oh great Huck, now I, straight 'ette who is not going to click to look at Kate will get to hear a bunch of, probably flabby or portly morons talk about how Kate is fat. She is not in any universe fat, she has boyish hips so she doesn't have the hourglass figure from typical gal hips. And I'm sure over 90% of the males in the horde just enjoy her chest to waist ratio, but the vocal poo throwers always have to chime in.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (eASYU)

51 Pussy Comey Taters

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (IqV8l)

52 Strictly speaking, it only applies to enforcing domestic law. If the armed forces aren't allowed to defend the borders of a sovereign nation, what's the point?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (y87Qq)

I already said that in 24, was just too ls to quote myself

typing one handed in bed, in pain


Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (hMwEB)

53 Jerry Browns whole Schtick is pretending that hes not a complete left wing whacko but that hes found some sacred middle ground. Which just happens to be to the far left of actual center.
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (Z48ZB)

This to is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Bete, deplorable bot of Melancholy at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (Ojki1)

54 44 I got nothing, but I wanted to get in on the Top 100.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (yXU4O)


Under promise and over deliver. Good tactic.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (+lOpA)

55 Per Wikipedia --> National Guard Of The United States --> National Guard active duty character --> Federal duty:

. Use of Militia and Armed Forces to Enforce Federal Authority: "Whenever the President considers that unlawful obstructions, assemblages, or rebellion make it impracticable to enforce the laws of the United States in any state or territory, he may call into Federal service such of the militia of any state."

. Interference with State and Federal law: "The President, by using the militia or the armed forces, or both, or by any other means, shall take such measures as he considers necessary to suppress, in a state, any insurrection, domestic violence, unlawful combination, or conspiracy."

. Air and Army National Guard: "Air and Army National Guard can specifically be called into Federal service in case of invasion, rebellion, or inability to execute Federal law with active forces."

Posted by: ShainS at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (BiLU+)

56 Absolutely ! Everything improves with practice !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (Mbmmf)

57 If the military isn't allowed to guard our border, then I don't know what they're for.
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

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Yeah, this. Their job #1 is securing this Nation. Doing so involves securing our borders to stop the illegal invasion.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (NIRP2)

58 redridinghood

If only the protesters knew that they were the fusible links in a Reichstag Fire event. Operation Gambit -- throwing away the opening pawns.

But we are on to their game.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (hyuyC)

59 When's the last time the government of California did something that benefited American citizens living there?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (3zhEq)

60 48 jinx!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (hMwEB)

61 Can he mobilize the National Guard to occupy Sanctuary counties?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 08:28 PM (oVJmc)

62 36
also posse comitatus only technically applies to the army and air force

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (hMwEB)

The Marine Corps was used to protect the mail on the railroads. With Yuma, 7th Marines at 29 Palms, and I MEF at Camp Pendleton, the border could be covered fairly well with no posse comitatus concerns.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at April 19, 2018 08:28 PM (DxWUs)

63 Haven't been to CA in 5 years. Wife stayed in the financial district in SF last fall with her sisters - were told not to venture out after dark, she relayed tales of the homeless encampments and smells. Trying to figure out how this is a winning formula...

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 19, 2018 08:29 PM (O1mg4)

64 When's the last time the government of California did something that benefited American citizens living there?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (3zhEq)


Allowing right turns on red.

(It's Woody Allen's joke, really)

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2018 08:29 PM (7ieWW)

65 Oh great Huck, now I, straight 'ette who is not going to click to look at Kate will get to hear a bunch of, probably flabby or portly morons talk about how Kate is fat. She is not in any universe fat, she has boyish hips so she doesn't have the hourglass figure from typical gal hips. And I'm sure over 90% of the males in the horde just enjoy her chest to waist ratio, but the vocal poo throwers always have to chime in.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April




you realize the problem is not so much that she is fat, although she is not especially fit, as it is that her proportions are wrong.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:29 PM (MTjB1)

66 also posse comitatus only technically applies to the army and air force
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (hMwEB)

Which is weird since there was no Air Force when it was passed.

It was basically to keep Fed troops in line during Reconstruction. They were have problems before it was passed. Also weird that the Civil War has unintentionally been the cause of a lot of our immigration problems

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 08:29 PM (A3edJ)

67 nah, bro...trump should prepare the US military for all the "Mueller Fired" rioters.

lolz...

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 19, 2018 08:29 PM (Kuhyt)

68 When do sane people start an exodus from California.? The CA ggovernment appears to be deliberately ravaging the state.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:24 PM (3zhEq)


Oh believe me. Its been going on for 4-5 years. It really reached critical mass with the retroactive state income tax increase to 14 %. So many families and companies moved to Texas.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (Z48ZB)

69 The price of a U-Haul that goes from San Francisco to Dallas is 2-3 times the cost of one going the other direction. They are pushing out their middle class. Whether it is deliberate or not does not matter.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (rnAwa)

70 59 When's the last time the government of California did something that benefited American citizens living there?
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (3zhEq)


Ha! Trick question!

ISWYDT

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (UsCnO)

71 prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel

Today, Mutual of Omaha sends an assistant armed only with a dart gun to approach the one & only PDGGC.

Let's turn his mike on and get the telephoto footage now ...
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (hyuyC)

lol
Carnage! First I throw gumdrops, then I break the camera and kick ass, and then I call in...Gorilla Pundit, and shit gets real.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (UXHfL)

72 @16 Why Moonbeam thinks his "orders" supersede those of the Commander in Chief is a mystery to me.
---------------

Bacerra's acting pretty much the same, and much more vocal about it. Of course, they're also not going to tolerate those counties that have the temerity to think that they can ignore the dictates of Sacramento in favor of Federal law.

Posted by: junior at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (e7Q0v)

73 Was that the 3:10 to Yuma?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 08:31 PM (VBKy9)

74 23 Not OT, since it's Kate Upton. Kate Upton!

As I said earlier: best shape of her life.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydxlwf8a
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 08:19 PM (XaSia)

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 08:31 PM (NWiLs)

75 71 prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel

Run!

Actually, we need you on the border of New Mexico. Uh, working on your tan. Yah. Thats it.
I'd have your six.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:32 PM (hyuyC)

76
If the military isn't allowed to guard our border, then I don't know what they're for.
Posted by: rickl


Fighting for the 1910 Fruitgum Company.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 08:32 PM (IqV8l)

77 The real answer to this problem is that Brown and the most of the rest of the Cali politicians are giving aid and comfort to an invading enemy and they should be arrested for it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2018 08:32 PM (7ieWW)

78 We're gonna need more lawyers.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 08:32 PM (roQNm)

79 When's the last time the government of California did something that benefited American citizens living there?
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (3zhEq)M


Well those non citizens are better than you knuckle dragging morons.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 08:32 PM (A3edJ)

80 Jerry Brown is trying some bizarre half-measure where he'll send the National Guard to the border but on orders that they will not assist in border enforcement.

A democratic charade at the border?

"Donkey Show"

Posted by: wooga at April 19, 2018 08:32 PM (j3Hr9)

81

you realize the problem is not so much that she is fat, although she is not especially fit, as it is that her proportions are wrong.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:29 PM (MTjB1)


If Lovin' Kate is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (UsCnO)

82 sure kate upton has a pretty face but nothing else is in proportion.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (MTjB1)

83
Which is weird since there was no Air Force when it was passed.

--

post ww2 amendment

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (hMwEB)

84 Beautiful photo on the Bing front page. Their news sucks ass, but pretty pictures.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (sxI6A)

85 I know. What a draw! Do they take prior service but a lousy shot?
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Go with the Air National Guard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (Zdm89)

86 The price of a U-Haul that goes from San Francisco to Dallas is 2-3 times the cost of one going the other direction. They are pushing out their middle class. Whether it is deliberate or not does not matter.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (rnAwa)



Illinois: Here hold our beer. And while you're at it can you pay for it?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (SiINZ)

87 Ace, are you aware of Cobra Kai?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwwxNbtK6Y



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:13 PM (tFDiW)

Any relation to cobra commander?

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (LDxhw)

88 59 When's the last time the government of California did something that benefited American citizens living there?
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (3zhEq)


It's been a long time since the California state government did anything for either of us.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 08:34 PM (MDlMP)

89 I love the idea of Johnny Lawrence whipping a bunch of high school pussies into shape.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 08:34 PM (NWiLs)

90 Wait, first it was: what is a 'Hero'- now Kate Upton is ugly?!? j/k

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:34 PM (sxI6A)

91 Oh believe me. Its been going on for 4-5 years. It really reached critical mass with the retroactive state income tax increase to 14 %. So many families and companies moved to Texas.
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (Z48ZB)

How will it work for CA when all the conservatives generally and Christians specifically and, for that matter everybody who is willing to put in an honest day of work for an honest income are gone?
I have a stepson and family in CA. I'd like to talk with them about this stuff but they don't seem indifferent to communicating with me.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (3zhEq)

92 "78 We're gonna need more lawyers.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse "


I'd rather have guns and money.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (Mbmmf)

93 The real answer to this problem is that Brown and the most of the rest of the Cali politicians are giving aid and comfort to an invading enemy and they should be arrested for it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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The list of 'Domestic Enemies' grows.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (Zdm89)

94
If Brad Marchand's head got cut off and went rolling down the ice spurting blood I would scream... with happiness.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (mq+BG)

95 It's been a long time since the California state government did anything for either of us.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 08:34 PM (MDlMP)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (sxI6A)

96 Kurdish forces currently fighting Turkish-backed FSA groups in northern Syria have captured a well-known al-Qaeda member and German national of Syrian origin who had once been tracked and detained by the CIA - Mohammed Haydar Zammar.

Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (Sc+fF)

97 Jerry Brown is trying some bizarre half-measure where he'll send the National Guard to the border but on orders that they will not assist in border enforcement.

Brown's orders here carry no more weight than in the bathhouses of SF.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (MDlMP)

98 Kate Upton may not be perfect but her merits swell above her flaws.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (xJa6I)

99 >>> Beautiful photo on the Bing front page. Their news sucks ass, but pretty pictures

Do you take the daily quiz?

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (cHbmY)

100 But we are on to their game.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (hyuyC)
***********
We're on to their game, but just not sure if enough people are aware of how frightening this is becoming. If the Dems. get power Conservatives WILL be silenced. It's like an avalanche.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2018 08:36 PM (PvFoN)

101 Perhaps O/T, well, absolutely O/T but here goes:

Is that sick, twisted, chicken-choking, Demo-Nazi, piece of shit, Carlos Danger in prison yet? If not, why not? He needs to be in a PIMTA prison and not minimum security Club Fed. Fcuk him with a large piece of rusty re-bar. . . . . . .insert with a sledge hammer.. . . . . . .repeatedly!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 19, 2018 08:36 PM (r+mGZ)

102 Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Hey there. I got standards. Low ones, but standards.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:36 PM (hyuyC)

103 Pale rider. I ain't fat, nor even portly. And I ain't complaining about any dimension of her.
Of course, if they made champagne glasses modeled after her, I would be shitfaced yesterday.

Posted by: RI Red - Bandana Republican at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (ZG9gR)

104 98 Kate Upton may not be perfect but her merits swell above her flaws.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (xJa6I)

Aye. Well above. One might say tower... or bounce.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (sxI6A)

105 94
If Brad Marchand's head got cut off and went rolling down the ice spurting blood I would scream... with happiness.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (mq+BG)

Good hockey player but I do hate him, except when he's playing against the team from the center of the Canadian universe.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (3zhEq)

106 Screwing the troops to pwn the libz. Smooth move, exlax.

Posted by: The Duck of Death at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (zNVgn)

107 Does this Upton woman still... Well, you know. Does she still have any interest in... Uh...

Posted by: Married Men Everywhere at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (ks6bw)

108 sure kate upton has a pretty face but nothing else is in proportion.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (MTjB1)

------

I, for one, don't see a damn thing wrong with how she is proportioned.

I mean, I get that she wouldn't give you, me or probably any 'Ron here the time of day, but come on.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (NIRP2)

109 The US deployed federal troops to the Mexican border at the turn of the 20th Century when Pancho Villa was conducting cross-border raids. That's where George Patton got his first taste of action, and fell in love with it. It's also where Pershing distinguished himself, laying the groundwork for his later command of the AEF in WWI.

Posted by: Bigwig from Watership Down at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (qUD5Q)

110 Hey there. I got standards. Low ones, but standards.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Oh, yeah...Navy.

*bites tongue*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (y3sT9)

111 also posse comitatus only technically applies to the army and air force
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (hMwEB)

Which is weird since there was no Air Force when it was passed.


When the Air Force was spun off from the Army is was explicitly catagorized as "army" for constitutional purposes.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (V1D0R)

112 Off (with reluctance) Bigwig sock.

Posted by: troyriser at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (qUD5Q)

113 If Brad Marchand's head got cut off and went rolling down the ice spurting blood I would scream...
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (mq+BG)


The puzzle box guy?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (y87Qq)

114 Kate Upton may not be perfect but her merits swell above her flaws.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April



the problem with the kate upton ophiles is that same with the michelle obama ophiles. quit trying to force the idea that they are flawless on me.




the problem is mostly with her waist and hips.


really high waist, no hips

https://tinyurl.com/y9m8qepr

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (MTjB1)

115 Kate Upton's elbows are grubby and dry. She needs moisten them with lotion.

Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (bJ0w+)

116 104 98 Kate Upton may not be perfect but her merits swell above her flaws.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (xJa6I)

Aye. Well above. One might say tower... or bounce.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (sxI6A)

Jut maybe?

From the chest up, she's damn nice.

The rest of her is not ugly, at least not 'dance on Barbara Bush's grave' ugly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (xJa6I)

117 Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Ok. OK. We know the US Marines are the Men's Department of the US Navy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:39 PM (hyuyC)

118 Governor Brown.

I remember when he was banging Linda Ronstadt before she got the shakes.

Lucky old bastard....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2018 08:39 PM (EoRCO)

119 George Patton got his first taste of action, and fell in love with it.
--------------

He was a racist.

*looks around for statues*

Posted by: SJW at April 19, 2018 08:39 PM (y3sT9)

120 We're gonna need more lawyers.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 08:32 PM (roQNm)


It doesn't make any difference what happens, it will be good for lawyers...

Until our respect for the judiciary and the entire court system vanishes!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 08:39 PM (n9EOP)

121 99 >>> Beautiful photo on the Bing front page. Their news sucks ass, but pretty pictures

Do you take the daily quiz?
Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (cHbmY)

Don't see that option.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (sxI6A)

122 AP is reporting they already have the Comey memos.

First McCabe gets fired hours before his pension.

Then he gets a criminal referral from the IG.

Comey goes on his yuge book tour.

And then his memos get released.

There have got to be a lot of people in DC right now with puckered sphincters speed dialing lawyers.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (/tuJf)

David "Camera" Hogg Now to Become David "Book Tour" Hogg

"His" book will be called #NeverAgain. Yes, with a hashtag in the actual title, apparently.

That's what we're dealing with here. HashtagHolocaust!!!

While David Hogg continues to cash in on his experience, other Parkland, Fla., students who witnessed the shooting continue to be ignored and even denied the opportunity to speak at events. Kyle Kashuv, a junior at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, was not invited to speak at the March for our Lives rally because he is a supporter of gun rights. Hunter Pollack, the older brother of Meadow Pollack, who was killed in the shooting, was also denied the opportunity to be heard.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:40 PM




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1
This Is The World We Live In Now

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:33 PM (tFDiW)

2
Twerpenfuhrer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:34 PM (VM6ev)

3 I bet he has a bloody anus.

Posted by: f'd at April 19, 2018 06:34 PM (UdKB7)

4 So seventeen teens and school staff are the equivalent of the millions of Jews?

Common Core?

Posted by: socalcon at April 19, 2018 06:34 PM (Roy2Z)

5 I find it hard to believe anyone would waste a nickel on a book by a brain damaged child.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 19, 2018 06:35 PM (OaFwE)

6 #revenge of the punchable face

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 19, 2018 06:35 PM (LWu6U)

7
Hogg's theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEvMkvr7Wa0

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:35 PM (VM6ev)

8
I really hate this kid and it makes me sick to think about him. Especially at Supper Time.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:36 PM (tFDiW)

9 #BringOurGunsBack

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 19, 2018 06:36 PM (SRarZ)

10 Damn. Leaving for dinner in a minute.

I was informed by a member of the Wymyn's March in my paper today that criticizing Camera Hogg and the other little attention whores is evil or something.

Boo fucking hoo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

11 #stop treating me like a little kid, mommy

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 19, 2018 06:37 PM (LWu6U)

12 Will it come with crayons?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 06:37 PM (O5Q3r)

13
Worst Bond Movie Song?

My nom: For Your Eyes Only

This is a terrible song. Terrible music. Terrible lyrics. Just awful. I heard it this morning and I never realized how awful it was.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:37 PM (tFDiW)

14 My husband said he never wants to see the kid's face or hear his name again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

15

He can #SAND

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (IqV8l)

16 What's he going to do when it happens again?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (2DOZq)

17 His book will be a hit in #SafeSpaces everywhere.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

18 Will Bill Ayers be ghostwriting the book?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (r9UYA)

19 The real question is who will the Commies get to write his book for him/

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (pOqmx)

20 I believe it's going to be a whole lot like Comey's book tour. They both are media creations, loved inside the Beltway by the media people - but out in the rest of the country, where real people live, I don't think anyone gives a damn about either of them.

Hogg will probably make a splash in San Francisco and Seattle. But where else? Big deal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (k1TUh)

21 Was he even in a building where the shooting occurred?

It's just funny that he became a celebrity because it was within a few hundred yards of something bad happening. In a separate building with the doors closed and locked.

I still say though Hogg is a gift for our side, way overplayed their hand with him.

Posted by: Maritime at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (lKmt3)

22
It's a coloring book

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (lKyWE)

23
What's he going to do when it happens again?

Celebrate.

Because it will extend his Sell-By Date.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:39 PM (tFDiW)

24 The real question is who will the Commies get to write his book for him/

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (pOqmx)


Choom Boy has time on his hands.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:39 PM (ptqGC)

25 I am sure it will rival Hemingway, if Hemingway was a tide pod eating 17 year old know nothing.

Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 06:39 PM (AoLFQ)

26
"Trelayne! Come inside and stop persecuting the people!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:39 PM (VM6ev)

27 I thought President Trump was supposed to be arrogant and overtly hysterical.

When this kid's fifteen minutes are up it's gonna be brutal.

Posted by: trev006 at April 19, 2018 06:39 PM (OMTTb)

28 #StupidBeGone!

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2018 06:39 PM (bUjCl)

29

Ooh, goody. Now he can get confronted for his lies.

I hope he comes down here with that crap. I'd do it.

"Hey, why didn't you protest at the Coward County Sheriff's office?"

"Why are you protecting Obama and Holder?"

"Do you still support the Obama's Promise Program?"

"How many times did you get shot at?"

"Did you hold a dying classmate in your arms?"

"Did you tend to any victims while the sheriffs didn't let any first responders in?"

"Where were you when this happened?"

"Who's telling you what to say? CNN? MSNBC? Soros?"


Oh, the fun I would have, for a minute or two...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 06:39 PM (GdWl+)

30 #NeverAgain: A Tale of One Child's Attention-Whoring

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (SRarZ)

31 "Hogg's theme song: "


I thought it was this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxKCst7KY50

Posted by: f'd at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (UdKB7)

32 interesting in the live in interesting times sense that only Hogg and the other few Parkland students that are preaching the Soros and Bloomberg gun grab sermon are allowed to speak.

I hope the story of the denying of actual survivors and family members of murder victims gets out to the public.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (eASYU)

33 As Dennis Miller has said "Mein Kampf, has no dedication."

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (HIpEF)

34 The photo of the kid on the dust jacket:

Raised Hitler fist or somber pondering?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (ptqGC)

35 I hope Hogg boy will #neveragain spout off.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (OaFwE)

36 14 My husband said he never wants to see the kid's face or hear his name again.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:37 PM (ptqGC)


The next thing you know, he's running for President.

May G-d strike me down first (or preferably him) before ever letting that happen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (VM6ev)

37 Kids clearly being groomed for a political career.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (+lOpA)

38 >>Oh, the fun I would have, for a minute or two...

Sounds like my sex life.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

39
I don't understand how you write a book based on a 15 minute experience.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 06:41 PM (lKyWE)

40 , if Hemingway was a tide pod eating 17 year old know nothing.


Sorry. Busy get blown up in the war I volunteered for.

Posted by: 17 year old Hemingway at April 19, 2018 06:41 PM (fuK7c)

41 Gay gun grabbing is so #thisweek.


Run on Hogg, please dems, run on hogg.

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 06:41 PM (ahV/f)

42 Call me cynical, but I bet the first draft of this Commie propaganda is already complete. The book will be out before the 2018 elections.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 06:41 PM (pOqmx)

43 #CrazyLikeAHogg

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2018 06:41 PM (bUjCl)

44 31 "Hogg's theme song: "

I thought it was this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxKCst7KY50
Posted by: f'd at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (UdKB7)


That'll work. Maybe "Little Hitler" is too on the nose.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:41 PM (VM6ev)

45
This stupid little shit david hogg has no interest in there never being another school shooting. It's his "thing" now.

He's a hustler just like jesse jackson and sharpton.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:41 PM (tFDiW)

46 He would have made a great guard in Hillary's Happy Fun Camp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

47 #GiveHoggAWedgie

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2018 06:42 PM (bUjCl)

48 His 15 pages of fame. Barney Frank should do the audiobook.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 06:42 PM (HIpEF)

49 From the article I saw on this it sounded like it was already written. The announcement mentioned it was a 128 page book.

And it's going to be an instruction manual on how to be a teen activist.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 06:42 PM (W+vEI)

50 37 Kids clearly being groomed for a political career.
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (+lOpA)


"Come to Rotherhithe. We groom him good and hard!"

- - Mohammed al Qeelyu, President Grooming Clubs of Rotherhithe PLC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:42 PM (VM6ev)

51 Over/under on how many bullshit debunked statistics this book will have?

Posted by: Buzzion at April 19, 2018 06:42 PM (lKs2v)

52
Show me david hogg and I'll show you a kid who needs a bully.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (tFDiW)

53 Man, publishing companies sure do like to throw money down the shitter.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (O5Q3r)

54 The real question is who will the Commies get to write his book for him/



Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (pOqmx)




Bill Ayres, duh

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (ahV/f)

55
Five years ago he was 12 years old and everyone ignored him when he went into his bedroom and rubbed one out. To a picture of Sean Penn.

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (LOgQ4)

56 47 #GiveHoggAWedgie
Posted by: runner at April 19, 2018 06:42 PM (bUjCl)



Meh. A chocolate swirly in my camp bunk. Right after taco lunch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (VM6ev)

57 Also saw that the Hogg siblings will be donating all proceeds to...Bloomberg's gun group, "Everyday whatever".

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (W+vEI)

58 51 Over/under on how many bullshit debunked statistics this book will have?
Posted by: Buzzion at April 19, 2018 06:42 PM (lKs2v)

5.56

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM (HIpEF)

59 This Hogg fellow has changed my mind a bit, and I'm willing to compromise. I'll grant the total abolition of AK-15 rifles if this puts an end to the gun nonsense.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM (donMa)

60
Whore-Hogg.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM (VM6ev)

61 Ooops - Everytown USA

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM (W+vEI)

62 You would need to be a retard to buy that hoggwash.

Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM (AoLFQ)

63 57 Also saw that the Hogg siblings will be donating all proceeds to...Bloomberg's gun group, "Everyday whatever".
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (W+vEI)

The group made up of mayors who are literally felons?

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM (pOqmx)

64 59 This Hogg fellow has changed my mind a bit, and I'm willing to compromise. I'll grant the total abolition of AK-15 rifles if this puts an end to the gun nonsense.
Posted by: FireHorse at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM (donMa)



Where I come from "AK" means "alte-kocker."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:45 PM (VM6ev)

65 GoFundMe jackpot to the first person willing to punch this little douchebag in the vag.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 06:45 PM (r9UYA)

66 What could this attention craving punk have to say that I'd find interesting or insightful?

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2018 06:45 PM (y7DUB)

67 Another really, really bad Bond Song:

"The Man with the Golden Gun", by LuLu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50T8nEAa1GU

It sounds like it should have been the theme song for "Archer".

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 06:45 PM (k1TUh)

68 #bananaclip

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 06:45 PM (HIpEF)

69 45
This stupid little shit david hogg has no interest in there never being another school shooting. It's his "thing" now.

He's a hustler just like jesse jackson and sharpton.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:41 PM (tFDiW)


He has an interest in there being another one though. When, unfortunately, it happens again this little shit will be at all the events and on CNN constantly spewing his idiocy.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 19, 2018 06:45 PM (lKs2v)

70 I hope they run on gun control. Please anybody on the left, please run on gun control. Please!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 19, 2018 06:45 PM (0OmEj)

71 59 This Hogg fellow has changed my mind a bit, and I'm willing to compromise. I'll grant the total abolition of AK-15 rifles if this puts an end to the gun nonsense.
Posted by: FireHorse at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM (donMa)



I think this is doable. Pretty commonsense approach.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 06:45 PM (+lOpA)

72 This asshole fuck for brains Hitler Youth clone needs to get ass probed by the Bat'leths of a 1,000 strong Klingon brigade.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 06:46 PM (+dsLj)

73 This Hogg fellow has changed my mind a bit, and I'm willing to compromise. I'll grant the total abolition of AK-15 rifles if this puts an end to the gun nonsense.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM


Common sense AK-15 control. I'm with ya, brother.

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at April 19, 2018 06:46 PM (LOgQ4)

74
Show me a Hogg and I'll show you a backpfeifengesicht.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 06:46 PM (GdWl+)

75 70 I hope they run on gun control. Please anybody on the left, please run on gun control. Please!
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 19, 2018 06:45 PM (0OmEj)


I had a link a week or so back that Little Shitler is going to hit the campaign trail for the midterms.

Yes please!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:46 PM (VM6ev)

76 This little piggy went to the free market
This little piggy went home
This little piggy had roast beef
This little piggy had none
This little piggy was used by the left-media complex and will lose the dems a shitton of votes


Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 06:46 PM (ahV/f)

77 No more yankey my wankey.

Da Hogger need FOOD.

Posted by: Da Hogg at April 19, 2018 06:46 PM (2wOtx)

78 22
It's a coloring book
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (lKyWE)


To Enslave Man...?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (VM6ev)

79 That's what we're dealing with here. HashtagHolocaust!!!


I hate myself for laughing at this.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (UXHfL)

80 Read a artical that thought this book came out so fast ( as well as being a short read) that Hogg and sister Hogg couldn't have wrote it.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (aC6Sd)

81 Think he needs to stick his neck in that loophole gun grabbers always talk about.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (HIpEF)

82 And he still can't get a GF or get laid.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (pOqmx)

83 I'll grant the total abolition of AK-15 rifles if this puts an end to the gun nonsense.

***************************************

I'm also willing to compromise where if they agree to stop the gun control nonsense we'll pass a law for the total disarmament of RPGs from civilian use.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (+dsLj)

84 The HitlerLite Youth kid that does that almost Nazi salute, and wants to (incrementally) take our guns (like Hitler) ... his book is NeverAgain? Good grief.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (bT8Z4)

85 It'll come out, eventually, that this pinch-faced sissy Hogg will have tortured and killed animals and neighbor's pets for the last few years.


How can you look at him and not think that?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (5AVMW)

86 so, was there an announcement on the use of the "Ace of Spades" signature line? is that what Ace is going by now?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (MTjB1)

87 https://fxn.ws/2K0gT9T
++++
New emails bolster GOP claims of FBI, DOJ 'coordination' on Clinton case response | Fox News
+++++

President Donald Trump is adding former New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani and two former federal prosecutors to his Russia legal team, a source familiar with the matter tells The Daily Caller News Foundation.

The husband-and-wife team of Martin and Jane Raskin are the two other attorneys to join Trump's team, which is being led by Jay Sekulow. The Raskins, who operate a law firm in southern Florida, have worked in various U.S. attorney's offices as well as at Justice Department headquarters in Washington, D.C.

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (y3aQB)

88 79 That's what we're dealing with here. HashtagHolocaust!!!


I hate myself for laughing at this.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (UXHfL)


Goering/Brando '20

No Guns, But Butter!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (VM6ev)

89 >>70 I hope they run on gun control. Please anybody on the left, please run on gun control. Please!

That ship has sailed brah.

Posted by: Vermont Governor Scott(R) at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (r9UYA)

90 Go short on plow shares

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (HIpEF)

91 I can't believe the school is giving this kid a diploma when he's clearly not attending school. Wait, maybe I can, because they've shown plenty of willingness to shove problems out the door instead of fixing them.

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (XKZwp)

92 Will Bill Ayers have any time to work on this while he is lovingly and simultaneously composing Barack Obama's post-presidency memoirs?

Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (bJ0w+)

93

Read a artical that thought this book came out so fast ( as well as being a short read) that Hogg and sister Hogg couldn't have wrote it.

I wonder what grades they both get in English class.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (GdWl+)

94 82 And he still can't get a GF or get laid.
Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (pOqmx)


I wouldn't do him if I was Harry Reid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (VM6ev)

95 73 This Hogg fellow has changed my mind a bit, and I'm willing to compromise. I'll grant the total abolition of AK-15 rifles if this puts an end to the gun nonsense.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM

Common sense AK-15 control. I'm with ya, brother.
Posted by: Urethra Franklin at April 19, 2018 06:46 PM (LOgQ4)



I'm also willing to throw in AR-47s. And just to prove how serious I am AR-15 shotguns as well.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (lKs2v)

96 Camera Hogg's 15 minutes should be up any minute now. Apparently there's a new survey out about what the most important issues are to Americans. Pre MSD High School-shooting, respondents said gun violence was about 1 percent. Immediately after the event, it was 13 percent. As of today, it's down to 6. Sorry, Camera, you've lost all the emotion that does with proggy issues.

Posted by: SandyCheeks at April 19, 2018 06:49 PM (ihzOe)

97 I'll grant the total abolition of AK-15 rifles if this puts an end to the gun nonsense.

***************************************

I'm also willing to compromise where if they agree to stop the gun control nonsense we'll pass a law for the total disarmament of RPGs from civilian use.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (+dsLj)



I'll throw in functional hand grenades and chainsaw bayonets!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 19, 2018 06:49 PM (5AVMW)

98 93

Read a artical that thought this book came out so fast ( as well as being a short read) that Hogg and sister Hogg couldn't have wrote it.

I wonder what grades they both get in English class.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (GdWl+)


English-English or Commie Core English?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:49 PM (VM6ev)

99 On FB, there is a meme about women wearing pearls to honor Barbara Bush on some upcoming day.

So would it be wrong to give my wife a pearl necklace then?

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 06:49 PM (jHrzU)

100 I'm also willing to compromise where if they agree to stop the gun control nonsense we'll pass a law for the total disarmament of RPGs from civilian use.


If, God forbid, those negotiations should fail, I would like some RPGs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2018 06:49 PM (fuK7c)

101 I'm graduatin thanks to my extra credits handing out towels in the boys locker room... Man what a gig!

Posted by: The hog at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (nzKWW)

102 When the leftards have finally decided he has no more Mileage in him he will get tossed like the garbage he is.

Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (AoLFQ)

103
What could this attention craving punk have to say that I'd find interesting or insightful?
Posted by: Captain Hate


Good Bye?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (IqV8l)

104 24 The real question is who will the Commies get to write his book for him/

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 06:38 PM (pOqmx)

Choom Boy has time on his hands.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:39 PM (ptqGC)


He didn't even write his *own* books.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (sdi6R)

105
What's "fleisch" mean in Jewish?

What's a fleisch man?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (tFDiW)

106 Dennis Prager said yesterday and again today Fear of the Left is the biggest problem in todays age. Corporations, small business, institutions all are so afraid of the repercussions of receiving the wrath of Leftists they bend down at the slightest hint of it.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (aC6Sd)

107 Show me a Hogg and I'll show you a backpfeifengesicht.
=

Ja, Ja ! natürlich

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (bUjCl)

108 70 I hope they run on gun control. Please anybody on the left, please run on gun control. Please!
____________________

They're talking about putting "reparations" back on the Dim menu. I'm hoping they do.

Millions of people who never owned slaves forced to pay billions of dollars in slavery "reparations" to millions of people who were never slaves.

What could be more fair than that? It's genius! Americans are chomping at the bit to open their wallets for this! Please, please, please do it Dim-o-crats!!!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 19, 2018 06:51 PM (fqUgw)

109 Die Fahne hoch!

Posted by: Hogg Wessel at April 19, 2018 06:51 PM (Tyii7)

110 "How can you look at him and not think that"

I always think "young Jim Carrey, animal molester"

Posted by: f'd at April 19, 2018 06:51 PM (UdKB7)

111 The Hogglocaust


#GoTheFuckAway

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 19, 2018 06:51 PM (5AVMW)

112
So I take it you're all fans of For Your Eyes Only? It's still a terrible/worst Bond song.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:51 PM (tFDiW)

113 I wish Never Again meant we would never, ever have to be lectured by him or any ignorant, no nothing child.

IOW, an apology. A book that said he was sorry and why and how he would never do it again.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 06:51 PM (UXHfL)

114 I can easily see politics in Boss Hoggs future.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 06:51 PM (aC6Sd)

115 Think Hillary will join him on the book tour? Just in time for the elections? Please?

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 06:51 PM (ANIFC)

116 F these guys and their enablers

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 19, 2018 06:52 PM (zGQVj)

117
I'll throw in functional hand grenades and chainsaw bayonets!


And I want those things on the end that go up banned immediately.

Whatever they are. If I've learned anything in this Prog shitshow, it's that details, facts and truth don't matter.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 06:52 PM (GdWl+)

118 Found a pull quote "I was like, OMG and they were like, WTF? So I was like, i need to like get my like camera from, like home, like ya know?"

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 06:52 PM (HIpEF)

119 Walkouts at Indiana schools tomorrow (Friday). They stand in solidarity with Parkland and they're gonna show it by looting Wally World.

Posted by: AgathaPagatha at April 19, 2018 06:52 PM (xDMjB)

120 Fleisch is the little cardboard thing in the collar of new dress shirts.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 06:52 PM (+lOpA)

121 The publisher is Random House. I suggest people consider contacting them about their use of the title, "Never Again"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 06:53 PM (tpDAe)

122 59
This Hogg fellow has changed my mind a bit, and I'm willing to
compromise. I'll grant the total abolition of AK-15 rifles if this puts
an end to the gun nonsense.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM (donMa)

And I want a pause on new sales of shoulder mounted howitzers. And close the damn flea market loophole.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at April 19, 2018 06:53 PM (DxWUs)

123 >>They're talking about putting "reparations" back on the Dim menu. I'm hoping they do.

Good idea.

Posted by: Allen West at April 19, 2018 06:53 PM (r9UYA)

124 What about the angry bald commie lezbo chick? Is she going to get a book too? Or has the patriarchy decided that just Hogg deserves a book because of his white privilege?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 06:53 PM (O5Q3r)

125 105
What's "fleisch" mean in Jewish?

What's a fleisch man?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (tFDiW)


Flesh. Or meat.

There's also a yiddish expression "sitzfleisch" which means patience.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:53 PM (VM6ev)

126 If, God forbid, those negotiations should fail, I would like some RPGs. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2018 06:49 PM (fuK7c)

**********************************

Please God no.

Posted by: Bandersnatch's neighbor with the annoying as fuck yappy poodle at April 19, 2018 06:53 PM (+dsLj)

127 #Hogglocaust


#ShutYourFuckingMouth

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 19, 2018 06:53 PM (5AVMW)

128 Goering/Brando '20

No Guns, But Butter!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM


Before the days of 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!'

Posted by: Maria Schneider at April 19, 2018 06:54 PM (LOgQ4)

129 The entire book is 148 pages of, "WAAAAHHHHHHH! GUNS BAD! WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 19, 2018 06:54 PM (SRarZ)

130 #cockholster.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 06:54 PM (HIpEF)

131 Shaved Guevara is co-author

Don't forget her

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 06:55 PM (hMwEB)

132 What's "fleisch" mean in Jewish?

It's standard Hochdeutsch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 06:55 PM (MDlMP)

133 124 What about the angry bald commie lezbo chick? Is she going to get a book too? Or has the patriarchy decided that just Hogg deserves a book because of his white privilege?
Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 06:53 PM (O5Q3r)


I'm guessing they're hoping to phase her out since she sure seemed to admit that she bullied the shooter but that it was ok for her to have done so.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 19, 2018 06:55 PM (lKs2v)

134 This Hogg fellow has changed my mind a bit, and I'm willing to compromise. I'll grant the total abolition of AK-15 rifles if this puts an end to the gun nonsense.
Posted by: FireHorse at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM (donMa)


Not me. I'm not even willing to give up imaginary rifles.

Posted by: Bill R. at April 19, 2018 06:55 PM (IuYIh)

135 When there is a trial for the perp, this little weasel won't be testifying because he wasn't even there.

Posted by: torabora at April 19, 2018 06:56 PM (Y274z)

136 91
I can't believe the school is giving this kid a diploma when he's clearly not attending school."

I was wondering about that too. He's basically taking the second half of his senior year off (Yeah, I had senioritis too but I still had to go to class and do homework.) and not only is he getting away with it, he's getting rewarded and applauded.

He's like an 2018 version of Eddie Haskel. Unlike the 50's version, this Eddie doesn't have to pretend to have respect for adults, if they're the "wrong kind" of adults.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at April 19, 2018 06:56 PM (H80UQ)

137 133 124. see 131

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 06:56 PM (hMwEB)

138 Not me. I'm not even willing to give up imaginary rifles.
Posted by: Bill R. at April 19, 2018 06:55 PM (IuYIh)

Especially the phase plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

And Derringers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 19, 2018 06:57 PM (xPJvm)

139 This young man David Hogg is who we really are as a nation. He'll be President some day.

Posted by: Rick Scott (R-FL) at April 19, 2018 06:57 PM (r9UYA)

140 "His" book will be called #NoMoreNoogies

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 06:57 PM (HgMAr)

141
He's like an 2018 version of Eddie Haskel. Himmler.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 06:57 PM (oVJmc)

142
What's a fleisch man? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (tFDiW)

A brand of margarine

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 06:57 PM (lKyWE)

143 Ban all firearms with a cartridge, but make revolvers available to anyone without a background check. Eliminate all restrictions on open and concealed carry. Tax people who refuse to arm themselves with a gun with a "safety tax" and make them take out additional "emergency care" medical insurance.

Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2018 06:57 PM (q177U)

144 139 This young man David Hogg is who we really are as a nation. He'll be President some day.
Posted by: Rick Scott (R-FL) at April 19, 2018 06:57 PM (r9UYA)


Of California.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:57 PM (VM6ev)

145 typical Hogg white male privilege - everyone is ignoring his hispanic grrl co- author

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 06:58 PM (hMwEB)

146 Well, I don't like it, not even a little. It is stilted, awkward, unwieldy and does not have the whimsical, irreverent, casual, devil may care attitude that goes with the place. unless there is some legal reason for using the new signarture he should go back to the old one.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:58 PM (MTjB1)

147 They're talking about putting "reparations" back on the Dim menu. I'm hoping they do.

Millions of people who never owned slaves forced to pay billions of dollars in slavery "reparations" to millions of people who were never slaves.

What could be more fair than that? It's genius! Americans are chomping at the bit to open their wallets for this! Please, please, please do it Dim-o-crats!!!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 19, 2018 06:51 PM (fqUgw)


And people who didn't yet have relatives living here. My family wasn't here yet. Not u til well after the civil war.

Or what about white people who lost all their sons fighting the civil war to free slaves?

And what about those of mixed race? How do we get them a slice of the money pie? Especially if their skin is the color of ice.

It is the stupidest and most insulting thing. Between calling everyone a racist, and then demanding reparations I am watching them create enmity where none existed.

And as someone who hired black people in the past, I would never do so in today's environment. I'd be too afraid.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 06:58 PM (UXHfL)

148 Posted by: Bill R. at April 19, 2018 06:55 PM (IuYIh)

My compromise is that I now strongly believe liberals should have to give up all their guns. They are too emotional and immature to be responsible gun owners.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at April 19, 2018 06:58 PM (H80UQ)

149 I am not changing my mind on this, Hogg can drone away every f'in day the rest of his life and I'm still not giving up a weapon.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 06:58 PM (aC6Sd)

150 141
He's like an 2018 version of Eddie Haskel. Himmler.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 06:57 PM (oVJmc)


So that makes Shaved Guevara Baldie von Shirach?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:58 PM (VM6ev)

151 This young man David Hogg is who we really are as a nation. He'll be President some day.

**************************

He wins on having the most punchable face since Chuckie Schumer.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 06:59 PM (+dsLj)

152 My understanding is that "Fleischer' and "Fleischman" were both names for Butcher.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 06:59 PM (k1TUh)

153 >>142
What's a fleisch man? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (tFDiW)

A brand of margarine truffle butter.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 06:59 PM (r9UYA)

154 Going from "Ace" to "Ace of Spades" is like changing the recipe for coke, or coca-cola, or something precious.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:59 PM (MTjB1)

155 If, God forbid, those negotiations should fail, I would like some RPGs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2018 06:49 PM


I believe that the occasional brandishment of a rocket propelled grenade launcher is what keeps many suburban neighborhood safe.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 06:59 PM (LOgQ4)

156 Send Colion Noir to debate him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 06:59 PM (oVJmc)

157 Type "never again" into the google search just to see the amazing amount of BS that Google dredges up, that has absolutely nothing to do with the Holocaust.

Posted by: A Sedagive at April 19, 2018 07:00 PM (4O/g7)

158 They're talking about putting "reparations" back on the Dim menu. I'm hoping they do.

I don't think we should accept any money from them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 07:00 PM (MDlMP)

159 Random House which will publish Hogg's books is also the publisher of upcoming books by Michelle and Barack Obama. Guess Soros will but up millions of copies to show America.s support of the teen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 07:00 PM (tpDAe)

160 Hitler Downfall Parody: Hitler learns Obersturmbahnfuhrer Hogg is surrendering because he doesn't like war.

Posted by: torabora at April 19, 2018 07:00 PM (Y274z)

161 I think ace locked himself out of the ace account and had to make a new one, hence Ace of Spades
something like that

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 07:00 PM (hMwEB)

162 I believe that the occasional brandishment of a rocket propelled grenade launcher is what keeps many suburban neighborhood safe.


Well, there was a guy upthread with a yappy poodle who disagreed, but I'm on Team You.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2018 07:01 PM (fuK7c)

163


BREAKING:

TWO FLORIDA DEPUTIES AMBUSHED, KILLED AT FLORIDA RESTAURANT.


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/04/19/two-

florida-deputies-killed-in-apparent-ambush-at-restaurant.html

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:01 PM (VM6ev)

164 Obama will take Hogg under his wing.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 19, 2018 07:01 PM (RuIsu)

165 I am just hoping someone pours a bucket of liquid pig shit over the little Goebbels.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 19, 2018 07:01 PM (c1VpD)

166 I think ace locked himself out of the ace account and had to make a new one, hence Ace of Spades
something like that
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April



lol. thanks. well someone needs to fix it yesterday because I do not like it not even a little.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 07:01 PM (MTjB1)

167 161 I think ace locked himself out of the ace account and had to make a new one, hence Ace of Spades
something like that
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 07:00 PM (hMwEB)



I refuse to believe this is possible.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 07:02 PM (+lOpA)

168 BREAKING:

TWO FLORIDA DEPUTIES AMBUSHED, KILLED AT FLORIDA RESTAURANT.


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/04/19/two-

florida-deputies-killed-in-apparent-ambush-at-restaurant.html
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April




sadly, the real story is who was the shooter.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 07:02 PM (MTjB1)

169 I think ace locked himself out of the ace account and had to make a new one, hence Ace of Spades
something like that


**********************

That's what you get for using Pixy code still in alpha development from 1983, which includes cutting edge features such as the complete and utter lack of a password recovery tool.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 07:03 PM (+dsLj)

170 I'm the other white meat....

Posted by: The hog at April 19, 2018 07:03 PM (nzKWW)

171 >>163


BREAKING:

TWO FLORIDA DEPUTIES AMBUSHED, KILLED AT FLORIDA RESTAURANT.


Mohammedans?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 07:04 PM (r9UYA)

172 Downfall: Hitler is informed that Hogg is a kid.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 19, 2018 07:04 PM (RuIsu)

173 Chapter One:

My first bicycle ever was a 5-speed Schwin Stingray with banana seat.

https://youtu.be/GugsCdLHm-Q?t=1

Posted by: Ghost Rider Bill Ayers at April 19, 2018 07:04 PM (bJ0w+)

174 the real story is who was the shooter."

---hmmm. probably swole alt right, college frat boys?

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 19, 2018 07:04 PM (Kuhyt)

175 BREAKING:

TWO FLORIDA DEPUTIES AMBUSHED, KILLED AT FLORIDA RESTAURANT.


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/04/19/two-

florida-deputies-killed-in-apparent-ambush-at-restaurant.html
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April




sadly, the real story is who was the shooter.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April




well, that and the fact that it happened at the "Ace China" restaurant, so I am guessing everyone here has had their phone and internet records pulled.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 07:04 PM (MTjB1)

176 sadly, the real story is who was the shooter.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 07:02 PM (MTjB1)



I read the article, it didn't say. He's dead, though, question is suicide on good guy with a gun?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 19, 2018 07:04 PM (5AVMW)

177 OR

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 19, 2018 07:05 PM (5AVMW)

178 say, does Hogg have a german shepherd named Blondi ???

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2018 07:05 PM (bUjCl)

179 They're talking about putting "reparations" back on the Dim menu. I'm hoping they do."

3rd worlders get testy when confronted with not fitting in in the 1st world

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 19, 2018 07:05 PM (Kuhyt)

180 What the hell is this over-indulged brat going to talk about for 300+ pages? His life experiences include high school and being a third-hand witness to a crime. That's it. It's such a waste of pulp, Greenpeace should be after for squandering natural resources.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 19, 2018 07:06 PM (ppaKI)

181
TWO FLORIDA DEPUTIES AMBUSHED, KILLED AT FLORIDA RESTAURANT.


The Gilchrist County deputies died "after a suspect walked up" to the Ace China restaurant around 3 p.m. "and shot both deputies through the window", the Alachua County Sheriff's Office said in a statement made on behalf of the Gilchrist County Sheriff's Office.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 07:06 PM (IqV8l)

182 Hitler finds out the guy who he agrees with on gun control is a smarmy little public relations nightmare.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 07:06 PM (oVJmc)

183 The WXYZ chopper is tracking David Hogg on his bicycle as he heads towards the crime scene. News as it develops.

Posted by: WXYZ at April 19, 2018 07:06 PM (r9UYA)

184 Geez this Hogg is more obnoxious than Wesley Crusher.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2018 07:06 PM (fyr/6)

185 Dennis Prager said yesterday and again today Fear of the Left is the biggest problem in todays age. Corporations, small business, institutions all are so afraid of the repercussions of receiving the wrath of Leftists they bend down at the slightest hint of it.
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (aC6Sd)


True. And that scares me bcz that is what Europe did...but with Islam. So if we are afraid of the left, whose tools are way more feeble, and won't fight back against that, then I despair of having a chance to defeat Islam.

This is when I'd launch into why we need to actively call and organize and stuff, but I promised to *zip it* on that stuff. But my warning and fear stands.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:07 PM (UXHfL)

186 >>I wouldn't do him if I was Harry Reid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Yeah, that Hogg kid is pretty old.

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 19, 2018 07:07 PM (2cuLk)

187 Isn't 4/20 Hitler's Birthday?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:07 PM (HIpEF)

188 158 They're talking about putting "reparations" back on the Dim menu. I'm hoping they do.

I don't think we should accept any money from them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 07:00 PM (MDlMP)


No, I do think the Democrats should pay reparations to America for turning our once-great cities into unlivable shitholes.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 07:07 PM (sdi6R)

189 184 Geez this Hogg is more obnoxious than Wesley Crusher.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2018 07:06 PM (fyr/6)


He's Wil Wheaton and Jason Biggs rolled into one turducken of a turd.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (VM6ev)

190 Disgusting title

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (qz/Gf)

191 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:01 PM

I read it as the murderer killed himself

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (aC6Sd)

192 I hope camera Hogg wears a ring that makes his finger turn green.

From the song, "Never Again."

Posted by: mercenary13 at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (hrb/K)

193 What the hell is this over-indulged brat going to talk about for 300+ pages? His life experiences include high school and being a third-hand witness to a crime. That's it. It's such a waste of pulp, Greenpeace should be after for squandering natural resources."

----think of book deals as a slush fund for lefties

----also, the left has common ownership of their greatest hits, so he can grab a little bit of each of the following:

1. Sorkin's McAvoy's speech on why America sux
2. 77% for the same work, baby
3. Miami is underwater AND NO ONE CARES!!!!
4. War for oil
5. the true tragedy of 9-11 is muslims being sad.
6. cheeto jesus has small hands and raypes all teh womens.
7. diversity. push diversity.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (Kuhyt)

194 sadly, the real story is who was the shooter.
______________

Who was he?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (fqUgw)

195 Perhaps Hogg can throw some of that book $$$ my way?

For integrity, of course.

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (8V/cn)

196 187 Isn't 4/20 Hitler's Birthday?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:07 PM (HIpEF)

You gonna bake a Linzer tort?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (VM6ev)

197 192 I hope camera Hogg wears a ring that makes his finger turn green.

From the song, "Never Again." **
Posted by: mercenary13 at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (hrb/K)


**...unless you're a Joo

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:09 PM (VM6ev)

198 4/20 is the anniversary of the Columbine shooting, I believe

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 07:09 PM (tpDAe)

199
I have a feeling '40 acres and a mule' isn't coming out of urban real estate. But if this is what the Dems want to run on... bring it.

I don't mind waiting in line to vote with like minded suburban citizens.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 07:10 PM (LOgQ4)

200 196 187 Isn't 4/20 Hitler's Birthday?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:07 PM (HIpEF)

You gonna bake a Linzer tort?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (VM6ev)

Ironic it's the same day as the anti gun walkout.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:10 PM (HIpEF)

201 @180

If he's like I was at that age, it will be 300 pages of whining about why I wasn't getting any.

Posted by: Pep at April 19, 2018 07:10 PM (LAe3v)

202 5 I find it hard to believe anyone would waste a nickel on a book by a brain damaged child.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 19, 2018 06:35 PM (OaFwE)

Soros-funded foundations will buy up shitloads of his stupid book to make it look like it's doing well.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 07:11 PM (NWiLs)

203 Can we start a GoFundMe page to pay for Hogg getting his nuts snipped?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 07:11 PM (UsCnO)

204 Why don't we make targeting police a hate crime?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 07:11 PM (oVJmc)

205 And 4/20 for stoners.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2018 07:11 PM (fyr/6)

206 Isn't 4/20 Hitler's Birthday?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:07 PM (HIpEF)

Dope smoker day, too.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 07:11 PM (If3tB)

207 I saw an article earlier today saying that some state (Massachusetts?) was telling drivers to be extra-cautious on 4/20 because it's some type of marijuana celebration (4:20 p.m. being the time the tokers like to light up, apparently), and the cops are worried there may be lots of impaired drivers on the road tomorrow.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 19, 2018 07:12 PM (fqUgw)

208 you know, it is not easy to find a good linzer tort.

good pastries in general are a rarity.

especially apple fritters.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 07:12 PM (MTjB1)

209 Can we start a GoFundMe page to pay for Hogg getting his nuts snipped?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 07:11 PM (UsCnO)

Needs to be a big windfall.

Hours on an electron microscope cost bigly.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 07:12 PM (If3tB)

210 Who was he?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (fqUgw)


They have been real reticent about that, apart from letting us know that s/he has joined his ancestors.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 19, 2018 07:13 PM (bZ7mE)

211
Isn't 4/20 Hitler's Birthday?


Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:07 PM (HIpEF)


Yeah, but it also has something to do with pot culture unconnected to Hitler

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 07:13 PM (lKyWE)

212 Hitler was a pothead? The things I learn here.

I already knew he was a methhead.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 07:13 PM (sdi6R)

213 lol:

Mueller: Hi, Mr. Guiliani...

Rudy: "We know what's on Carlos Dangers' laptop."

Mueller: Well, nice to meet you, glad we could come to an amicable conclusion to this investigation....

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 19, 2018 07:13 PM (Kuhyt)

214 "It was a dark and stormy night."

Posted by: Derptastic at April 19, 2018 07:13 PM (DB16e)

215 Soros-funded foundations will buy up shitloads of his stupid book to make it look like it's doing well.
__________________

I'd rather have Soros wasting his money on it than U.S. taxpayers. During Barky's reign of error, he was pushing up the numbers on his own stupid books by having various government agencies purchase them in bulk.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 19, 2018 07:13 PM (fqUgw)

216 Yeah, but it also has something to do with pot culture unconnected to Hitler
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 07:13 PM (lKyWE)

Well, he was vegetarian.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 07:14 PM (If3tB)

217 >>>I find it hard to believe anyone would waste a nickel on a book by a brain damaged child.


Hello!

Posted by: High and College Mandatory Reading Lists at April 19, 2018 07:14 PM (ppaKI)

218 I am partial to cannolo

Posted by: D. Hogg at April 19, 2018 07:14 PM (bUjCl)

219 180

If he's like I was at that age, it will be 300 pages of whining about why I wasn't getting any.
Posted by: Pep at April 19, 2018 07:10 PM (LAe3v)


lol
Now that book I might read.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:14 PM (UXHfL)

220 Getting baked on Hitler's Birthday just have a lot of appeal.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:14 PM (HIpEF)

221 Free lampshades with every purchase?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 07:15 PM (VBKy9)

222 ***doesnt

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:15 PM (HIpEF)

223 Bravo to you, David! Pay no attention to these knuckle dragging troglodytes! Men of principle such as ourselves learn to accept the slings and arrows of our lessors for the greater good! Also, do you like movies about gladiators?
Cheers!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 07:15 PM (O5Q3r)

224 Blondi was the toker in that triangle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2018 07:15 PM (fyr/6)

225 I wonder about it, I know it's about the chemical compounds, but wasn't there the nursery ryhme... 4 and 20 blackbirds baked in a pie?

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 19, 2018 07:16 PM (Kuhyt)

226 Bravo to you, David! Pay no attention to these knuckle dragging troglodytes! Men of principle such as ourselves learn to accept the slings and arrows of our lessors for the greater good! Also, do you like movies about gladiators?
Cheers!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at April




kristol will offer him a job as cabin boy on his next cruise.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 07:16 PM (MTjB1)

227 224 Blondi was the toker in that triangle.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2018 07:15 PM (fyr/6)

I knew she was holding.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:17 PM (HIpEF)

228 When did this 4/20 thing start, anyway? It was never a thing back when I was in college and, um, knew some pot smokers.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 07:17 PM (sdi6R)

229 7
Hogg's theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEvMkvr7Wa0
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:35 PM (VM6ev)

---

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XkB_CFi9row

Posted by: The Bollard at April 19, 2018 07:18 PM (kcc2V)

230 No.

F*** this dude.

I'm probably going to be homeless within 2 years and they're throwing multi-millions at this asshole.

And he's THE NEXT HITLER.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 07:18 PM (yXU4O)

231 228 When did this 4/20 thing start, anyway? It was never a thing back when I was in college and, um, knew some pot smokers.
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 07:17 PM (sdi6R)

Police code for marijuana use/possession - 420

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:19 PM (HIpEF)

232 210 Who was he?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 19, 2018 07:08 PM (fqUgw)

They have been real reticent about that, apart from letting us know that s/he has joined his ancestors.
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 19, 2018 07:13 PM (bZ7mE)


Hmmm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 07:19 PM (MDlMP)

233 BREAKING: Adam Schiff to a amend his new legislation denying PDT the Constitutional right to issue pardons ... and include a provision to repeal Article II, Section 1 to allow Hogg to run for President in 2020.

Posted by: ShainS at April 19, 2018 07:19 PM (Kag2G)

234 Police code for marijuana use/possession - 420

They still arrest people for that?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 07:19 PM (O5Q3r)

235 He better have a good editor. I saw junior's Reddit posts...and grammar is not his bailiwick.

Posted by: Orson at April 19, 2018 07:20 PM (lQrkT)

236 I am going to grow a toothbrush mustache...maybe

Posted by: D. Hogg at April 19, 2018 07:20 PM (bUjCl)

237 Well, I'm sure Hogg's book will sell,to his followers and he has, what, 76,000, who have been quite successful and active. Plus, all the Parkland students and celebrities.

It'll make the NYT list.

Btw, I think you only need to sell 6,000 copies of a book to get on that list. I know that sounds ridiculously low, so maybe it has changed. But at one time it was that low. I remember, bcz stopped thinking of it as prestigious after that.

I'm too lazy to look it up, and I'm sure it is higher, but it is way less than the million copies sold I used to think it meant.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:21 PM (UXHfL)

238 The blackbird wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 07:21 PM (IqV8l)

239 226 Bravo to you, David! Pay no attention to these knuckle dragging troglodytes! Men of principle such as ourselves learn to accept the slings and arrows of our lessors for the greater good! Also, do you like movies about gladiators?
Cheers!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at April




kristol will offer him a job as cabin boy on his next cruise.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 07:16 PM (MTjB1)

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck-all else to do!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

240

#ShutYourFuckingMouth


Let's use the devil-worshipper Saul Alinsky's sage advice and employ ridicule as a weapon.

To wit. Three wit, even...


#ShutupWesley

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 07:21 PM (GdWl+)

241 Wildly OT: My alma mater, which I have defended through scandals including the existence of Michael Mann, has gone too far.

They've banned the Outing Club, because going outdoors is dangerous.

https://bit.ly/2JcgUGN

*curls in a corner and sobs*

Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud NitWit Lion at April 19, 2018 07:21 PM (fuK7c)

242 I bet his book will be just as useful as a Koran at a rifle range.

Posted by: A Sedagive at April 19, 2018 07:21 PM (4O/g7)

243 oh now it's on topic
alcohol industry is getting a but worried because in places where weed s legal, beer consumption is going down.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 07:22 PM (hMwEB)

244 wooooooooooof woooooooooooooooooof ruff ruff
woooo ooooo oooooof

Posted by: zombie blondi at April 19, 2018 07:22 PM (VBKy9)

245 244 wooooooooooof woooooooooooooooooof ruff ruff
woooo ooooo oooooof
Posted by: zombie blondi at April 19, 2018 07:22 PM (VBKy9)


I thought it was Oddball doing his other dog impression.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:23 PM (VM6ev)

246 I demand to be greeted with "Hail Hogg!"

Posted by: D. Hogg at April 19, 2018 07:23 PM (bUjCl)

247 242 I bet his book will be just as useful as a Koran at a rifle range.
Posted by: A Sedagive at April 19, 2018 07:21 PM (4O/g7)

They should print Hogg's book on ballistic gelatin.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:23 PM (HIpEF)

248 Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 07:18 PM (yXU4O)

Why are you going to be homeless?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 07:24 PM (tpDAe)

249 And if no one shows up at your book signings, David, it's probably because they're intimated by your presence and superior intellect. At least that's what my publisher told me.

Posted by: Jim Comey: Renowned Author and Former G-Man at April 19, 2018 07:24 PM (O5Q3r)

250 420 must be the number of the Illumanti

Or, if you put it through your decoder ring...666

Or, the day the world will end. So, obviously, the one day we know it won't.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:24 PM (UXHfL)

251 oh now it's on topic
alcohol industry is getting a but worried because in places where weed s legal, beer consumption is going down.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 07:22 PM (hMwEB)


No carbs in weed!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 07:24 PM (n9EOP)

252 No carbs in weed!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 07:24 PM (n9EOP)

Ya, but excessive use can give you man tits.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 07:25 PM (HIpEF)

253 Again with the negative waves

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 07:26 PM (IqV8l)

254 I would buy it to bundle with Pow Wow Chow as a gift, topped by a MAGA hat and bottle of Trump wine. Except I do not want that creepy punch face to get a penny.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 07:26 PM (Z48ZB)

255 I am going to grow a toothbrush mustache...maybe
Posted by: D. Hogg at April 19, 2018 07:20 PM (bUjCl)


Grow a soul patch. Those things are beyond parody.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:26 PM (UXHfL)

256 No carbs in weed!
-----
But there is in Taco Bell, brownies, cookies, chips, etc.!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 07:26 PM (VBKy9)

257

Can we start a GoFundMe page to pay for Hogg getting his nuts snipped?



Don't they need to drop first? Best I can tell, his haven't yet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 07:26 PM (GdWl+)

258 250 420 must be the number of the Illumanti

Or, if you put it through your decoder ring...666

Or, the day the world will end. So, obviously, the one day we know it won't.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:24 PM (UXHfL)


I thought I saw recently that 4/23 is the day the world will end.

Oh well, it's a Monday, so no biggie.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 07:26 PM (sdi6R)

259 248 Why are you going to be homeless?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 07:24 PM (tpDAe)

Because I'm too lazy and indolent to get a second job.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 07:28 PM (yXU4O)

260 *curls in a corner and sobs*

Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud NitWit Lion at April 19, 2018



♫ You will not be able to stay home, brother
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and drop out
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip
Skip out for beer during commercials
The de-emasculation will not be televised. ♫

Posted by: Gil Scott Heroin at April 19, 2018 07:29 PM (LOgQ4)

261
Actually, Shaved Guevara would look good in a Mussolini uniform.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:29 PM (VM6ev)

262 82 And he still can't get a GF or get laid.
Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (pOqmx)


I wouldn't do him if I was Harry Reid.Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (VM6ev)---Too old.

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 19, 2018 07:31 PM (v3DL/)

263 Comey's memos were just sent to Congress.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 07:31 PM (/tuJf)

264 Chapter Two: I put a basket on my sissy bar so I wouldn't look like such a fag.

https://youtu.be/uNXBQCsU_QQ?t=3

Posted by: Ghost Wrider Bill Ayers at April 19, 2018 07:31 PM (bJ0w+)

265 the dem team is so strong
a high schooler is leading the charge

biden/mystery meat 2020

Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:32 PM (XcgmW)

266 Contact info for Random House, Hogg's publisher:

https://tinyurl.com/yblk2qjx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 07:32 PM (tpDAe)

267 It will be 6066 days since 9/11/2001 on 4/20/18. Our Overlords have a fucked up religion and love symbolism. Their symbolism will be their downfall.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 07:33 PM (pOqmx)

268 #ShutupWesley
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 07:21 PM (GdWl+)



I like it! If I ever get back on Twatter I'll use it....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 19, 2018 07:33 PM (5AVMW)

269 Actually, Shaved Guevara would look good in a Mussolini uniform 1967 Olds, Delta 88.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2018 07:33 PM (6t8+a)

270 I am going to grow a toothbrush mustache...maybe
Posted by: D. Hogg at April 19, 2018 07:20 PM (bUjCl)


Grow a soul patch. Those things are beyond parody.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:26 PM (UXHfL)

NEIN!!! My favorite general had a toothbrush mustache !!

Posted by: D. Hogg at April 19, 2018 07:34 PM (bUjCl)

271 i have a soul patch
on my lower back

Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:34 PM (XcgmW)

272 I'm sure the publisher will make sure his book signings are packed.

Comey's should have done the same.

But Hogg has a built in audience and easy groups to organize. Comey's did not. They just thought so bcz the Media and Social Media are one big circle jerk. Reality doesn't enter into it.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:34 PM (UXHfL)

273 Comey's memos were just sent to Congress."

oh SNAP!!!

Posted by: Deuce of Spades at April 19, 2018 07:35 PM (V2Yro)

274 i have a soul patch
on my lower back
Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:34 PM (XcgmW)

You need to get that waxed. It won't hurt at all. I promise.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:35 PM (UXHfL)

275 Actually, Shaved Guevara would look good in a Mussolini uniform.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:29 PM (VM6ev)
.............

face down ass up in a pig pen

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 07:36 PM (HgMAr)

276 The new hotness is growing a sour patch.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 07:36 PM (pOqmx)

277 *curls in a corner and sobs*

Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a proud NitWit Lion at April 19, 2018


Something else... by the time my spawn finally exited that place it was a joke. He/she was down to the final 16 credits and it was pure unadulterated SJW shit. Phone calls of, "You believe what class I have to take to graduate?"

It's over. Kick some dirt on the grave, drop a flower on the casket, and get on with life.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 07:37 PM (LOgQ4)

278 comey memo no. 1, paragraph 1:

how are you i am fine

Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:37 PM (XcgmW)

279 275 Actually, Shaved Guevara would look good in a Mussolini uniform.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:29 PM (VM6ev)
.............

face down ass up in a pig pen
Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 07:36 PM (HgMAr)


Or a Milan lamppost...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:37 PM (VM6ev)

280 276 The new hotness is growing a sour patch.
Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 07:36 PM (pOqmx)

Taint fair...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 07:37 PM (VM6ev)

281 comey : girlish

Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:39 PM (XcgmW)

282 274 i have a soul patch
on my lower back
Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:34 PM"

we knew a guy like that when we were kids, at the pool, except his was on his right shoulder blade about the size of a half dollar, really thick and silky. We used to tell him it meant he must have got zapped in the womb by some stray radiation from one of those nuke tests. And we told him he was lucky he didn't turn out to be a yeti.

Posted by: Deuce of Spades at April 19, 2018 07:39 PM (V2Yro)

283 I keep thinking this little pricks 15 minutes will be up soon. *sigh*

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 19, 2018 07:39 PM (dUJdY)

284 Maybe already been said here, but the point of Hogg's book isn't the book, it's Hogg. The book is almost superfluous.

It's the pretext for a new round of media appearances, social media buzz, rallies, etc, staged by the usual lefty suspects and their enablers.

I wonder how he'll look in orange Comey makeup?

Posted by: Hands at April 19, 2018 07:40 PM (EzdLW)

285 So whatever happened to the rest of the Parkland Kidz? At first there were several, but now I only hear of Camera Hogg and Shaved Guevara.

There used to be a cute blonde who wore enormous glasses which proved that she was Very Smart.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 07:41 PM (sdi6R)

286 comey memo no. 2, paragraph 12:

i was upset
then i was upset about being upset
then i was upset about how i felt about being upset
then i was upset about talking about
how i felt about being upset
i like boybands

Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:41 PM (XcgmW)

287
I keep thinking this little pricks 15 minutes will be up soon. *sigh*
Posted by: Jewells45


Andy Warhol meets Groundhog Day

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 07:41 PM (IqV8l)

288 I don't believe this piece of shit was onsite when it went down.

He was also in high school in California when a similar incident went down.

Dude is a plant.

All of this shit is orchestrated.


Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2018 07:41 PM (UfMVm)

289 Hogg boy's book needs to be delivered by honey wagon.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 07:41 PM (3zhEq)

290 Truly, we are in Heinlien's Crazy Times.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 07:41 PM (pw+jk)

291 I keep thinking this little pricks 15 minutes will be up soon. *sigh*

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 19, 2018 07:39 PM


It will be over 15 minutes after the leftists decide it will be over. They think ( I know ) there's some ground to be gained.

Holding the House and gaining in the Senate will disabuse them of that notion.

I can't wait.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 07:41 PM (LOgQ4)

292 More people have been killed with 7.65mm pistols than with AR15's. Sadly, most of these people were on their knees, in a ditch, and Kleinesturmbanfurehr Hogg would approve.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 19, 2018 07:42 PM (xzqr4)

293
It's the pretext for a new round of media appearances, social media buzz, rallies, etc, staged by the usual lefty suspects and their enablers.


Der Hoggenfhurerhr reminds me a lot of Michael Moore when he was in Milton Friedman's audience as a mere child too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 07:43 PM (GdWl+)

294 I haven't heard Felonious VonPantsuit whine and bitch this week.

What's up?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 07:43 PM (pw+jk)

295 more hogg please
he only helps
us keep the house

Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:44 PM (XcgmW)

296 Man, publishing companies sure do like to throw money down the shitter.


Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (O5Q3r)

They aren't throwing their own money down the shitter. They are throwing Soros', or Thiel's, or Buffet's or Bloomberg's money down the shitter, and taking a cut of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 07:44 PM (efC8N)

297 More people ard killed with blunt objects like hammers than semi automatic carbines.

Carry one every day.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 07:44 PM (aC6Sd)

298 *** 274 i have a soul patch on my lower back
Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:34 PM***

My understanding is that can be an exceptionally mild case of Spina Bifida.

Not kidding.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 19, 2018 07:45 PM (uDcBt)

299 How come the big three burger chains don't offer a Frito pie? Who doesn't like that?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 19, 2018 07:45 PM (6Ll1u)

300 >>"His" book will be called #NeverAgain.

"My Struggle" was already taken.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 19, 2018 07:45 PM (Ndje9)

301 OT

Did you know Rotten Tomatoes does not count half star ratings? And that is you factor in the people that gave "The Last Jedi" just a half star star rating out of five, the movie's ACTUAL rating is not 48 but.....24! The audience rating is 24!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWPAbKEmd5M

Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2018 07:45 PM (q177U)

302 I have a soul patch on my FUPA.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 19, 2018 07:46 PM (pw+jk)

303 I still think that Hogg's deal is mostly money laundering.

He gets X amount, with the agreement that he kicks some of it back into Nanny Bloomberg's Gun Grabbing Organizations.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 07:46 PM (yXU4O)

304 I read somewhere recently that more students die in school from anaphylactic shock (bee stings, food allergies, etc.) than shootings every year.

Seems plausible, but needs a proper fact check, methinks.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 19, 2018 07:46 PM (I/iGu)

305 "The blackbird wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie."

A butter pie?

Posted by: Hans across the water at April 19, 2018 07:46 PM (UdKB7)

306 So this Hogg still hasn't graduated from high school, and we are supposed to believe he has written something anyone with a modicum of intelligence would like to read.

Huh.

Sounds like a load of horseshit wrapped up on a bullshit tortilla.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 07:47 PM (7UW64)

307 I read the link and it turns out Hogg is no longer promoting 4/20 as a walk-out day for gun protest. So I guess the potheads have reclaimed it. Or memorials for the dead students will be happening. I'm really not sure. It is #Hashtag Holocaust on Twitter!! Sorry, that term cracks me up. Damn you ace.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:47 PM (UXHfL)

308 Man I wish I had rode my bicycle to that high school. I'd still be relevant.

Posted by: Queef Olberman at April 19, 2018 07:47 PM (pw+jk)

309 Why are we waiting to take their guns?

We need to send heavily armed, heavily-armored SWAT teams to smash windows, exterminate the gun owners, and seize the firearms!

I really like that window-smashing part.

Maybe we can call it the "Night of Broken Glass"?

Posted by: Der Hoggenfuhrer at April 19, 2018 07:48 PM (yXU4O)

310 301 OT

Did you know Rotten Tomatoes does not count half star ratings? And that is you factor in the people that gave "The Last Jedi" just a half star star rating out of five, the movie's ACTUAL rating is not 48 but.....24! The audience rating is 24!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWPAbKEmd5M

Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2018 07:45 PM (q177U)

Ethan Van Sciver has been on a tear lately re: Disney Wars.

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 07:48 PM (ANIFC)

311 ***In spina bifida occulta there is no problem with the spinal cord or nerves, so usually it is asymptomatic except for the presence of skin manifestations such as the presence of a tuft of hair, lipomas, and depressions on the lower back.***

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 19, 2018 07:48 PM (uDcBt)

312 hillary robot clinton is having her gears oiled
and her navigation updated

Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:48 PM (XcgmW)

313 Dude is a plant.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2018 07:41 PM (UfMVm)


Ficus?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 07:49 PM (7UW64)

314 Ace's sidebar post about David French's NR article is excellent.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

315 My Struggle with Childproof Packaging: David Hogg, In His Own Words.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 19, 2018 07:50 PM (RuIsu)

316 313 Dude is a plant.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2018 07:41 PM (UfMVm)


Ficus?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 07:49 PM (7UW64)

Corpse flower.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 07:50 PM (NWiLs)

317

Hogg House would be a good name for a BarBQ joint.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 07:51 PM (IqV8l)

318 288 Dude is a plant.

All of this shit is orchestrated.


Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2018 07:41 PM (UfMVm)

My only question is, why is everything he does lifted directly out of Hitler's playbook?

It's almost like he's going OUT OF HIS WAY to evoke Nazi imagery and such.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 07:51 PM (yXU4O)

319 Barack Obama Pens Tribute to Parkland Survivors for 'Time 100'

Our history is defined by the youthful push to make America more just, more compassionate, more equal under the law. This generation-of Parkland, of Dreamers, of Black Lives Matter-embraces that duty. ...by bearing witness to carnage, by asking tough questions and demanding real answers, the Parkland students are shaking us out of our complacency. This isn't the first time that Obama has praised Parkland students.




Hey Hogg, nice book. I'm surprised that Barry hasn't invited him to Man's County to "train him"

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 07:51 PM (SiINZ)

320 Please somebody make a 2018 parody of The Twilight Zone episode - "It's A Good Life" starring:
David Cornfield Hogg.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2018 07:51 PM (PvFoN)

321 For them what don't know, a honey wagon is something farmers use to spread hog shit on their fields.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 07:51 PM (3zhEq)

322 Since the slave owners were all Democrats wouldn't they be the ones required to pay reparations?

Posted by: An Observation at April 19, 2018 07:51 PM (QGEI2)

323 While David Hogg continues to cash in on his experience, ...
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Hold it. What experience?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 07:52 PM (7ThJ3)

324 While David Hogg continues to cash in on his experience, ...
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Hold it. What experience?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 07:52 PM (7ThJ3)


Going on CNN

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 07:52 PM (SiINZ)

325 osted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:47 PM (UXHfL)

At my son's high school they're having a student led assembly on gun violence. if you don't want to go you can go to lunch instead. He's going to lunch. Apparently he's not the only one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 07:53 PM (tpDAe)

326 since the open borders nut jobs replacement americans hurt the legacy blacks, any reparations should be paid by illegals and the fees paid to move here.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 19, 2018 07:53 PM (Kuhyt)

327 311 ***In spina bifida occulta there is no problem with the spinal cord or nerves, so usually it is asymptomatic except for the presence of skin manifestations such as the presence of a tuft of hair, lipomas, and depressions on the lower back.***

I've always had a little depression back there. My mom always told me that was where my tail fell off when I was a baby. (really)

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 07:53 PM (V2Yro)

328

How is Hogg's boycott of Vanguard and BlackRock going? Have they had to lay people off and close down offices yet?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 07:54 PM (SiINZ)

329 Hold it. What experience?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 07:52 PM (7ThJ3)

I am survivor

Posted by: D. Hogg at April 19, 2018 07:54 PM (bUjCl)

330 "Dude is a plant."

Let me guess what kind. Root vegetable?

Posted by: f'd2u at April 19, 2018 07:54 PM (UdKB7)

331
Did Ace see the new "Cobra Kai" thing, the comedic revival of The Karate Kid with the original cast?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwwxNbtK6Y

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 07:54 PM (tFDiW)

332 Sounds like a load of horseshit wrapped up on a bullshit tortilla.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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*licks lips*

Hmmmmm...sound delish!

Posted by: NORK peasant at April 19, 2018 07:55 PM (cp1if)

333 >>At my son's high school they're having a student led assembly on gun violence. if you don't want to go you can go to lunch instead. He's going to lunch. Apparently he's not the only one.


It's spring break here - heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 07:55 PM (W+vEI)

334 comey memo no. 3, paragraph 4:

"I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live, and everyone who lives and believes in me shall never die. Do you believe this?"

Posted by: ShainS at April 19, 2018 07:55 PM (BiLU+)

335 Mark Steyn guest hosting for Tucker tonight.

Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2018 07:55 PM (e7oj4)

336 Barack Obama Pens Tribute to Parkland Survivors for 'Time 100'

Kinda hypocritical of America's Greatest Gun Salesman don't you think?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 07:55 PM (O5Q3r)

337 Make America more compassionate by burning down your own cities- including the stores owned by Blacks.

Black Lives Matter

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 07:55 PM (tpDAe)

338 330 "Dude is a plant."

Let me guess what kind. Root vegetable?"

Ooh! Ooh! Please let him be a Ficus!!!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at April 19, 2018 07:55 PM (V2Yro)

339 I'm a 9/11 survivor. I was in America when it happened.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 07:56 PM (sdi6R)

340
Check out that kid at 00:08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwwxNbtK6Y

Remember him? He was such a little dink!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 07:56 PM (tFDiW)

341 Probably already been booked on "The View" for the upcoming book tour.
Expect a standing ovation from the audience and kisses from Joy.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2018 07:56 PM (PvFoN)

342 Our history is defined by the youthful push to make America more just, more compassionate, more equal under the law. This generation-of Parkland, of Dreamers, of Black Lives Matter-embraces that duty.



Funny who Barry calls out for praise, Glory hounds, illegals and criminals

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 07:56 PM (SiINZ)

343 Posted by: ShainS at April 19, 2018 07:55 PM (BiLU+)

I doubt Comey would put that in his book.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 07:56 PM (tpDAe)

344 BREAKING:

TWO FLORIDA DEPUTIES AMBUSHED, KILLED AT FLORIDA RESTAURANT.


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/04/19/two-

florida-deputies-killed-in-apparent-ambush-at-restaurant.html

Posted by: J.J. Sefton



THis is whats so great about this place It's not the dumb topics but the ceaseless update of information and interesting commentary that holds dumb topics in high disregard.

Posted by: Frog at April 19, 2018 07:57 PM (Sc+fF)

345 Since the slave owners were all Democrats wouldn't they be the ones required to pay reparations?

Posted by: An Observation at April 19, 2018 07:51 PM (QGEI2)

The arguments I have heard is that ALL white people will need to, bcz all white People benefited, whether you owned slaves or not. And now since we are all privileged and racist that has probably doubled. Nothing will improve race relations like sucking money from all white people, even those who had no relatives living here at that time. Or didn't own slaves.

Because...I have no idea. Can't we just look at the Welfare rolls as reparations? I denounce myself. I feel like a terrible person now.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:57 PM (UXHfL)

346 I am survivor
Posted by: D. Hogg
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So am I, you unctuous little worm.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 07:57 PM (cp1if)

347
Actually, that Cobra Kai looks really good.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 07:57 PM (tFDiW)

348 Hogg's first book: #neveragain

Hogg's 2nd book after the first one flops: #whathappened?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2018 07:58 PM (mQ0Mc)

349 Our history is defined by the youthful push to make America more just, more compassionate, more equal under the law. This generation-of Parkland, of Dreamers, of Black Lives Matter-embraces that duty.


Who the fvck wrote this? It sounds pretty, but it is full of bullshit.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 07:58 PM (UXHfL)

350 What's ironic and irritating is not merely that David Pigg is so stupid he doesn't realize the origin of the "Never Again" declaration but, further, that a key component of "never again" is being armed (remember the Uzi?) against the potential oppressor. Israel didn't survive because of Pigg's philosophy but because of Uzi Galil's engineering!

Posted by: Ottothep at April 19, 2018 07:59 PM (TBxBK)

351 322 Since the slave owners were all Democrats wouldn't they be the ones required to pay reparations?

Posted by: An Observation at April 19, 2018 07:51 PM (QGEI2)


I could get behind that. Sure, let's have reparations, but only white Democrats should have to pay them.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 07:59 PM (sdi6R)

352 even those who had no relatives living here at that time. Or didn't own slaves.
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Or whose relatives fought the war. And then, there are those black slave owners.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 07:59 PM (cp1if)

353 I would buy it to bundle with Pow Wow Chow as a
gift, topped by a MAGA hat and bottle of Trump wine. Except I do not
want that creepy punch face to get a penny.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 07:26 PM (Z48ZB)

You could always do an Abbie Hoffman on it...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 08:00 PM (efC8N)

354 His book won't flop. As Insomniac noted above, Soros led groups will buy lots of copies so as to make it look his views represent that of the entire nation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 08:00 PM (tpDAe)

355 How to be a Professional Victim and Get Rich by David Hogg.



Posted by: William Eaton at April 19, 2018 08:00 PM (MuTTO)

356 Because...I have no idea. Can't we just look at the Welfare rolls as
reparations? I denounce myself. I feel like a terrible person now.

==========

War on poverty has cost about $21 Trillion.

National debt about $21 Trillion.

Coincidence?

I think not.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 08:02 PM (pw+jk)

357 Or whose relatives fought the war. And then, there are those black slave owners.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 07:59 PM (cp1if)


Black Slave Owners? - Fake News!

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 08:03 PM (UXHfL)

358
david hogg and stormy daniels join forces and go on tour

What should they call it?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:03 PM (tFDiW)

359
Twits & Tits?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:03 PM (tFDiW)

360
Whores & Bores?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:04 PM (tFDiW)

361 So illegal Mexican immigrants have to chip in for reparations? Que sera siree...

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 19, 2018 08:04 PM (RuIsu)

362
Guns 'N Buns?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:04 PM (tFDiW)

363 How about The Boy With the Empty Head and The Bitch With the Venereal Itch?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 08:05 PM (7UW64)

364 my theory: the little twit has multiple advisors on this book project and someone came up with the idea of "never again" because Hogg and his handlers want to compare the imaginary "blood bath in America because of guns" to the Holocaust. Added bonus: anyone who disagrees is accused of being a "denier"

don't know if anyone has already suggested this.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 19, 2018 08:05 PM (KxbBq)

365 Leafing through Daily Mail I notice Kate Upton is in the best shape of her life. Best.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 08:05 PM (XaSia)

366 David Hogg.

Testosterone free is no way to go through life for a male.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2018 08:06 PM (e+rs5)

367 358
david hogg and stormy daniels join forces and go on tour

What should they call it?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:03 PM (tFDiW)

Hole Hogg

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 08:06 PM (NWiLs)

368 Ha, ha. Fake Starbucks "one free beverage" for blacks coupons circulating on the Net.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 08:06 PM (VBKy9)

369 Did the Hogger persuade one of the schools that rejected him to unreject him and share in his glory?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 08:07 PM (XaSia)

370 Twits and Twats?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:07 PM (y3sT9)

371 Didn't some kid plant a bunch of bombs in some liberal city in Texas recently? I'm guessing he ended up being a (D) since it dropped out of the news so quickly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at April 19, 2018 08:07 PM (FtrQm)

372 Ha, ha. Fake Starbucks "one free beverage" for blacks coupons circulating on the Net.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 08:06 PM (VBKy9)



I hope they get a lot of takers on that because if they deny them their right to free shit all hell will break loose again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 08:07 PM (SiINZ)

373 Dumb and hummer.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 08:08 PM (NWiLs)

374 Mostly OT, but Holocaust related:

DC councilman who claimed Jews control the weather visits Holocaust Museum. It went about as you would expect.

https://tinyurl.com/y7s22x5n

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 08:08 PM (ANIFC)

375 Amazon is selling babies - details on instapundit!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 08:08 PM (roQNm)

376 368 Ha, ha. Fake Starbucks "one free beverage" for blacks coupons circulating on the Net.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 08:06 PM (VBKy9)


I saw that earlier. It looks very realistic.

Could 4chan be behind it?

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 08:09 PM (sdi6R)

377
Stormy and Wormy?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 08:09 PM (SiINZ)

378 OT watching Mark Stein on Carlson, lib guests can't seem to form a sentence without using their hands in monkey style kung fu. For some reason this irritates me. I give aviators a pass.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 19, 2018 08:09 PM (xzqr4)

379 To any who are interested, the two cops executed in Florida are already off the Google news main page.

Posted by: West at April 19, 2018 08:09 PM (2835Q)

380
Chlamydia & Hysteria Tour?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:09 PM (tFDiW)

381 358


david hogg and stormy daniels join forces and go on tour



What should they call it?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:03 PM (tFDiW)

Virgin and Vagina?

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at April 19, 2018 08:10 PM (DxWUs)

382 So illegal Mexican immigrants have to chip in for reparations? Que sera siree...
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 19, 2018 08:04 PM (RuIsu)

Uh, no, whites need to pay them too, bcz we stole, STOLE, this land from them.

Also I scrolled up and see Obama's full quote. Codswallop. I love how he says "Our country is defined...by whatever I say it is defined by." That's what it says to me.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 08:10 PM (UXHfL)

383 I'm not worried about Boss Hogg. He will end up a serial rapist and he doesn't have the 'aw shucks Good ol Southern Boy persona' to get away with it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 08:10 PM (roQNm)

384 BJ and the Bore

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 08:11 PM (NWiLs)

385 ]To any who are interested, the two cops executed in Florida are already off the Google news main page.

Posted by: West at April 19, 2018 08:09 PM (2835Q)



I'm betting that will be a clue as to some characteristics of the perpetrator!

I denounce myself in advance!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 08:11 PM (n9EOP)

386 Comey's memos were just sent to Congress.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 07:31 PM (/tuJf)

And suddenly he doesn't remember how many he wrote.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 08:11 PM (V1D0R)

387 Our country is defined by a bunch of people who can do things dragging the rest of the world along.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at April 19, 2018 08:11 PM (FtrQm)

388 Mostly OT, but Holocaust related:

DC councilman who claimed Jews control the weather visits Holocaust Museum. It went about as you would expect.

https://tinyurl.com/y7s22x5n
Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 08:08 PM (ANIFC)



Has he claimed it was racist to correct him yet?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 08:11 PM (SiINZ)

389
Two cops shot in Florida?

That means the corrupt and useless FBI is rushing down to the crime scene to do a political assessment for the DNC and damage control if necessary.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:11 PM (tFDiW)

390 The idea that you can get rid of guns in this country without massive bloodshed is fantasy.

Posted by: f'db at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (UdKB7)

391 I had relatives that died in the Civil War. My debt is paid.

And if you can not get it together in 150 years, you fucked up.

No reparations. None. The US has paid enough since 1964.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (hyuyC)

392 350 What's ironic and irritating is not merely that David Pigg is so stupid he doesn't realize the origin of the "Never Again" declaration but, further, that a key component of "never again" is being armed (remember the Uzi?) against the potential oppressor. Israel didn't survive because of Pigg's philosophy but because of Uzi Galil's engineering!
Posted by: Ottothep at April 19, 2018 07:59 PM (TBxBK)

Stop being so naive.

He knows.

HE KNOWS.

He's intentionally evoking Nazi trappings (see the armband thing).

Nobody took the first Hitler seriously until it was too late to stop him, and now y'all are letting someone who is MODELING HIMSELF AFTER HIM run wild because you don't want to take him seriously either.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (yXU4O)

393 david hogg and stormy daniels join forces and go on tour

What should they call it?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:03 PM (tFDiW)
=========================

The Bullshit Boogie

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (XaSia)

394

nood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (tFDiW)

395 I'm betting that will be a clue as to some characteristics of the perpetrator

-

He was meeting a friend for a life changing real estate deal.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (FtrQm)

396 speaking of reparations, are the Central and South American Indians demanding reparations from Spain and Portugal for pillaging their lands and destroying their cultures..?

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (KxbBq)

397 It went about as you would expect.

-------
Rain???

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 08:13 PM (VBKy9)

398 I had relatives that died in the Civil War. My debt is paid.

And if you can not get it together in 150 years, you fucked up.

No reparations. None. The US has paid enough since 1964.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April




well, which side?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:13 PM (MTjB1)

399 Waiting for him to become David "Tragic Autoerotic Asphyxiation Misadventure" Hogg

Posted by: FaCubeItches at April 19, 2018 08:13 PM (rznWS)

400 OT: work joys. We send some data to AF. As you might imagine they are hidebound and lots of hoops that must be aligned before the data push is allowed through. We are having to move equipment so IP#s are changing.

Well AFAICT we originally only requested to be allowed to send from what would be the IP# of HA pair. But our pair has been split up and again AFAICT we have been testing with the one CPUs IP# not the IP# that will be assigned to show to the world that we put in the access request for.

Hello? request *AN* IP# to be allowed access from the hidebound AF and then expect them to change it to 3 IP#s because we changed our plans? And we have one Sys Admin who is about as hidebound as the AF, thankfully the other one is not, so he might be willing to test if things work by changing to the HA IP# before they can restore that functionality which I think is a biggish project for them.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 19, 2018 08:14 PM (eASYU)

401 The day they start pulling reparations out of my taxes is the day I stop paying taxes.

Posted by: West at April 19, 2018 08:14 PM (2835Q)

402
That means the corrupt and useless FBI is rushing down to the crime scene to do a political assessment for the DNC and damage control if necessary.
Posted by: Soothsayer
----------

Barky dispatched whole teams of DoJ people to 'assist the community organizers' to Ferguson and ... wherever Zimmerman's trial was going on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:14 PM (y3sT9)

403
To any who are interested, the two cops executed murdered in Florida are already off the Google news main page.



Posted by: West at April 19, 2018 08:09 PM (2835Q)

Fixed it for you. Don't let it happen again. You are using the language of the Left.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 08:15 PM (efC8N)

404

nood will robinson

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:16 PM (tFDiW)

405 Read the link. The tour went worse than I expected. I mean omgawd. So embarrassed of our country. What the FVCK are they teaching in schools. How do you graduate without knowing this stuff?

Here's a sampling:

Here’s another great anecdote from the Post on how the tour went after White vanished:

… Seven of White’s staff members stayed with the guide, who soon was showing them an exhibit on the Warsaw Ghetto. As she explained the walling in of Polish Jews, one aide asked whether it was similar to “a gated community.”

[Rabbi Batya] Glazer spoke up.

“Yeah, I wouldn’t call it a gated community,” she said. “More like a prison.”

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 08:16 PM (UXHfL)

406 319 Barack Obama Pens Tribute to Parkland Survivors for 'Time 100'

Our history is defined by the youthful push to make America more just, more compassionate, more equal under the law. This generation-of Parkland, of Dreamers, of Black Lives Matter-embraces that duty. ...by bearing witness to carnage, by asking tough questions and demanding real answers, the Parkland students are shaking us out of our complacency.....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 07:51 PM (SiINZ)
----------------------------
I think I'm going to heave my supper.

As usual, every single thing in that is wrong and perverse.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 19, 2018 08:17 PM (0jtPF)

407 and odds that Hogg will plug his ghost written book on all the usual programs and he'll never be obligated to appear with anyone who wants to present the other point of view?

some of you might remember how then-conservative David Brock had a hard time promoting his book about "the Real Anita Hill" because many programs would only have him on if he agreed to appear with someone who would present the other side, and no one wanted to appear with Brock so he was unable to get on those programs. Heckler's Veto.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 19, 2018 08:18 PM (KxbBq)

408 401 The day they start pulling reparations out of my taxes is the day I stop paying taxes.
Posted by: West at April 19, 2018 08:14 PM (2835Q)


I think that's been going on since the Great Society in the 1960s. They just called it "welfare" instead of "reparations".

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (sdi6R)

409 I notice this 'book' will be published by Random House. Bennett Cerf must be puking in his grave.

I wonder if the publishing houses take turns to put out this shit from Hoggoblin, Comey, Shrillary, etc. You know, spread the pain and financial losses. Maybe someone should run a pool on how fast these books get remaindered or, better yet, end up in dollar stores.

Posted by: JTB at April 19, 2018 08:21 PM (V+03K)

Rosenstein Claims (Like Comey Did Before Him) That Trump Is Not the "Target" of Muller's and the DOJ's Probe Into Cohen;
Guiliani Joins Trump Legal Team to Try to "Negotiate" an End to the Mueller Probe

As for the former: I don't believe it, and prosecutors lie a lot about whether you're a target or not.

I think they're trying to catch Cohen on some charges to get him to flip on Trump about RUSSIAN collusion. So Trump isn't the immediate target, but he is the ultimate one.

As to the latter: It's a bad idea. It signals vulnerability and will just encourage them. Prosecutors only negotiate plea deals to spare them the use of some resources in some cases.

When a prosecutor has unlimited resources, and when he's a partisan hunting the biggest of big game, why would he "negotiate" anything? Even if he comes up with nothing, he gains something by just keeping this shit-show going for years and years. He ties down the president, his political enemy.





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Posted by: A dude in MI at April 19, 2018 05:34 PM (CDETr)

2 nd

Posted by: Panhandler at April 19, 2018 05:37 PM (ILwW3)

3 Mueller has nothing to do with Cohen. They deftly handed that off to the Second District.

This will just be a tag team.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2018 05:37 PM (MCEwl)

4 If only the president had a stock phrase for this situation.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 19, 2018 05:37 PM (hrAj1)

5 Trump could be willing to let all those Donks skate to get a clean bill of health...

I'd rather he not do so, but I could see that deal being silently made.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:37 PM (SzZnW)

6 As for the former: I don't believe it, and prosecutors lie a lot about whether you're a target or not.

++++

That's the whole point of having the categories of target and subject. So they can deceive without actually telling a falsehood. In our vernacular, lying scumbags. But, in those fine halls of justice, you just didn't listen carefully enough to their weasel words.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 05:37 PM (pvjTE)

7 I wouldn't believe Rosenstein if he was on fire and yelled "I'm on fire".


I wouldn't out him out either. Because he's a liar.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 19, 2018 05:38 PM (S4VYa)

8 Top ten?

Posted by: Surfperch at April 19, 2018 05:38 PM (J7NdS)

9 I can't stick around for the discussion but find the word "negotiate" incredibly troubling. No, after the past 18 months I find that word infuriating.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:38 PM (UBzPO)

10 The end is near.

They have decided they don't want riots in the streets.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 05:38 PM (If3tB)

11 Top ten, again.

Posted by: James Sheldon at April 19, 2018 05:38 PM (gLylO)

12 Negotiate? Give us hILLRY and Obuttma on a platter, then we'll talk.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 05:39 PM (HgMAr)

13 Only negotiation should be. "You guys have nothing and you know there is nothing there. End it now and we won't run your reputations even further into the mud than what they already are."

Posted by: buzzion at April 19, 2018 05:39 PM (lKs2v)

14 I wouldn't put him out.....


Although i might stomp on him just out of general principle.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 19, 2018 05:39 PM (S4VYa)

15 Trump could be willing to let all those Donks skate to get a clean bill of health...

I'd rather he not do so, but I could see that deal being silently made.
Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:37 PM (SzZnW)

Run the contrary out in your head.

Were does it end?

Good to see you around Sven...

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 05:40 PM (If3tB)

16 No they aren't after President Trump just everyone around him.
They all would be happy as pigs in the mud if he won reelection.
( rolls eyes)

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 05:40 PM (aC6Sd)

17 I think they're trying to catch Cohen on some charges to get him to flip on Trump about RUSSIAN collusion. So Trump isn't the immediate target, but he is the ultimate one.

++++

I disagree with you there. If they were after Russian collusion, Mueller would be handling Cohen. They are after something like a fraud on the courts. These NDAs are going to be portrayed as somehow sketchy and not strictly on the up and up. They will want Cohen to say that Trump was in on the whole deal and personally knew that Cohen was breaking the law to set these deals up.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 05:40 PM (pvjTE)

18 16
If he is not the target why does Trump want Mueller to stop getting convictions?
Posted by: Sure at April 19, 2018 05:39 PM (gerjZ)

How many convictions has Mueller gotten?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:40 PM (UBzPO)

19 First you will blow me

Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2018 05:40 PM (MCEwl)

20 Who knows?

Posted by: The Shadow at April 19, 2018 05:40 PM (ctuyM)

21
They're SHINING Trump on with this bullshit. They're telling President Trump he's not a/the target to BUY TIME and prevent him from firing their asses.

Posted by: Fake News at April 19, 2018 05:41 PM (tFDiW)

22 This Game of Thrones docu-drama needs a larger cast and more double agents.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 19, 2018 05:41 PM (roQNm)

23 And if there are riots? I say bring it. the rule of law is already in tatters and threatening to riot only makes things worse.


Bring the riots and then put them down. Brutally.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 19, 2018 05:41 PM (S4VYa)

24 Negotiate what? Trump won't pardon anyone currently under indictment, and Mueller closes the investigation?

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 05:41 PM (ANIFC)

25 I wish PDT would hire Alan Dershowitz for the obvious reasons and to set the Collective Left's hair on fire, but mostly to set the Collective Left's hair on fire.

Posted by: ShainS at April 19, 2018 05:41 PM (0mYEj)

26 OT

apparently in areas where marijuana is legal, beer consumption is way down

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 05:41 PM (hMwEB)

27 I'm through with trying to figure out what is going on..... from now on, my opinion on any subject is going to be the last thing I read about it.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 19, 2018 05:42 PM (5AVMW)

28 By talking about "negotiating an end" you are putting that thought in people heads even if they disagree.

They start with:

"I'll never negotiate and end!" And they sound unreasonable.

Then they say:

"I'll negotiate the end!" And then the vice tightens. And so on and so forth.

Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2018 05:42 PM (q177U)

29 There is no RussianCollusion.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 05:42 PM (If3tB)

30
This is so stupid.

The whole point of Mueller's bullshit fake investigation is to DIG, DIG, DIG and ENTRAP, ENTRAP, ENTRAP until they put together charges on President Trump for Obstruction of Justice and Campaign Finance Fraud.

Posted by: Fake News at April 19, 2018 05:42 PM (tFDiW)

31 Trump's lawyers have been negotiating with Mueller for weeks now on how to end Trump's involvement in the investigation. Whether it would be a formal interview, a written list of questions, etc. If you remember Trump's lead attorney quit a few weeks ago because Trump insisted that he wanted to do a face to face interview and his lawyer didn't want him to.

I wouldn't read anything into him trading anything of substance as it pertains to the counter investigation.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 05:42 PM (/tuJf)

32
Mueller's Job: Get Trump.

Its it and that's that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 19, 2018 05:43 PM (r+sAi)

33 This Game of Thrones docu-drama needs a larger cast and more double agents.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 19, 2018 05:41 PM (roQNm)




And way less clothing!!!






Wait, what?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 19, 2018 05:43 PM (5AVMW)

34 Allow me a wee fantasy moment: Rudy to Mueller and Rosenstein "Wrap up you investigation and announce the truth of no collusion between Trump campaign and Russia now and we won't investigate and press charges for the illegal FISA warrant and Cohen office raid"

*keeping off the table all other crimes that pair has committed, like oh say aiding and abetting HRC after the fact on her selling all the (oh right just 'accidentally' getting hacked) classified information.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 19, 2018 05:43 PM (eASYU)

35
Just Fire Them. Now.

Posted by: Fake News at April 19, 2018 05:43 PM (tFDiW)

36 It's turning into one big goatfark.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 05:43 PM (HgMAr)

37 The FBI "Cohen" procedure: "We need to go through all of your confidential a/c privileged emails and documents just to make sure you're clean. Because your name is the same as someone who once went to the Ukraine. Oh, oopsie. Lookie here!"

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 05:43 PM (Z48ZB)

38 Paging Jack Straw.

If you are still here, could you please clarify your last post in the last thread? There is some question about it.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 05:44 PM (UXHfL)

39 Negotiate an end is what somebody hitting Jennifer Lopez has to do.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 05:44 PM (zXtVg)

40 Oh man, I will not be pleased if actual crimes are waved away so that ginned-up investigations can be halted.
That's not a trade for the American People, it's a trade for status-quo in the swamp.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 05:44 PM (z79tQ)

41 15 Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 05:40 PM (If3tB)

As I said in the last post, the end game if this goes to its conclusion is the Democrat electorate refusing to prosecute the democrats for these abuses.

It's all Moot anyway, I think Paul Ryan is going to try to pass Amigo Grande.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:44 PM (SzZnW)

42 > Negotiate what? Trump won't pardon anyone currently under indictment, and Mueller closes the investigation?

My guess: they're negotiating whether Mueller drops the investigation and quietly fades away, or whether he joins McCabe in facing criminal charges.

Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 19, 2018 05:45 PM (Q7M5N)

43 The end is near! The end is near!

Posted by: Octopussy at April 19, 2018 05:45 PM (78Vp/)

44
Prediction: Trump Tower office will be raided, i.e., legally broken into by the corrupt fbi in the coming days. Or somewhere Trump-business related.

Posted by: Fake News at April 19, 2018 05:45 PM (tFDiW)

45 Dems: If Trump fires Mueller we impeach!

Congress: Let's think about passing a law saying Trump can't fire Mueller!

Trump: Rudy...

Rudy: Let's see what it will take for Mueller to quit.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 05:45 PM (hMwEB)

46 My guess is the "negotiation" will end up protecting Mueller, Rosenstein and the Clintons from their part in the traitorous Uranium 1 scandal.

Posted by: Markon at April 19, 2018 05:46 PM (/3Msk)

47 >>If you are still here, could you please clarify your last post in the last thread? There is some question about it.

The IG's report will come out. It's too late to stop it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 05:46 PM (/tuJf)

48 types

deletes

Posted by: Texian ette at April 19, 2018 05:46 PM (gou4q)

49 Yeah, yeah, your not a target, were just going to raid your lawyers office because we found something hinky during our illigitimate investigation of your non-existent collusion with Russians...

Say hows about we have a surprise off the record, unrecorded interview?

When?

Oh well just pop on over sometime, itll be really quick, honest injun.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2018 05:46 PM (2ySZn)

50 So, if I run this through my government speak decoder ring...Trump IS the target.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 05:46 PM (UXHfL)

51 Negotiate an end is what somebody hitting Jennifer Lopez has to do.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 05:44 PM (zXtVg)
............

I would recommend making a run for it. Go on the lam. Overseas. Change your identity. Then see a doctor about that shit.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 05:47 PM (HgMAr)

52 Rudyard's g8t a point. Maybe Trump is laying out his terms.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 05:47 PM (zXtVg)

53 People, people . . .

Remember how Trump "negotiates" here.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 05:47 PM (953wK)

54 I've seen a few articles that mention that the Cohen stuff may be about taxi medallions and while I am 95% sure it's an attempt to go after Trump, well, let's just say I'll be over there collecting my winnings re: corruption and fraud with taxi medallions.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 19, 2018 05:47 PM (dEQP3)

55 >>> 31 I wouldn't read anything into him trading anything of substance as it pertains to the counter investigation.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 05:42 PM (/tuJf)

yay

Posted by: m at April 19, 2018 05:47 PM (ecMDh)

56 And if there are riots? I say bring it. the rule of law is already in tatters and threatening to riot only makes things worse.


Bring the riots and then put them down. Brutally.
Posted by: LGoPs at April 19, 2018 05:41 PM (S4VYa)

They ain't going there.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 05:47 PM (If3tB)

57 Trump's the target.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

58 Remember when Mitch McConnell and John Boehner (maybe Ryan too) took impeachment of Obama off the table? Preemptively. Pretty much handing the fucker a blank check.


And this is how the Democrats repay the favor. Any Republican who doesn't see this is too fucking stupid to breathe let alone represent me.


I'd rather be represented by the Vichy French than these worms, because compared to these assholes the Vichy French were Lions.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 19, 2018 05:48 PM (S4VYa)

59 The IG's report will come out. It's too late to stop it.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 05:46 PM (/tuJf)


Much better! Your post said it wouldn't come out, and boy did that blind side me. Thank you for clarifying.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 05:48 PM (UXHfL)

60
That so-called Republican Memo already Blew The Lid Off of this fake investigation and it had ZERO EFFECT on all the corrupt actors involved, especially Rosenstein and Mueller.

Trump IS the Target.

Trump IS the Target.

Trump IS the Target.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 05:48 PM (tFDiW)

61 I think Paul Ryan is going to try to pass Amigo Grande.
Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:44 PM (SzZnW)

Yep. After Thanksgiving.

Trying to save SS.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 05:49 PM (If3tB)

62 54 I've seen a few articles that mention that the Cohen stuff may be about taxi medallions and while I am 95% sure it's an attempt to go after Trump, well, let's just say I'll be over there collecting my winnings re: corruption and fraud with taxi medallions.
Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 19, 2018 05:47 PM (dEQP3)

And the taxi thing is a state matter, right? So Trump wouldn't be able to pardon him in that.

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 05:49 PM (ANIFC)

63 58 Posted by: LGoPs at April 19, 2018 05:48 PM (S4VYa)

"Impeachment is just for Republicans"

//US History Honors textbook

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:49 PM (SzZnW)

64
Lock the office Now. Fire Mueller Now. But lock him and his team of leftist lawyers out of that office now!!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 05:49 PM (tFDiW)

65 61 Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 05:49 PM (If3tB)

"save Soc Sec" by destroying the nation and GOP....


Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:50 PM (SzZnW)

66 Rudy's a pretty smart guy. He's been around the block a couple of times.

Posted by: m at April 19, 2018 05:50 PM (ecMDh)

67 Because Mueller's criminally tied to the FISA mess and/or Flynn frame and he's got nothing. Go away or I'll thrash you is a negotiation.

Posted by: DaveA at April 19, 2018 05:50 PM (FhXTo)

68 58 Remember when Mitch McConnell and John Boehner (maybe Ryan too) took impeachment of Obama off the table? Preemptively. Pretty much handing the fucker a blank check.


And this is how the Democrats repay the favor. Any Republican who doesn't see this is too fucking stupid to breathe let alone represent me.


I'd rather be represented by the Vichy French than these worms, because compared to these assholes the Vichy French were Lions.
Posted by: LGoPs at April 19, 2018 05:48 PM (S4VYa)

The Vichy French actually fought. Sure, they were fighting the Allies, but they did fight.

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 05:50 PM (ANIFC)

69 When a prosecutor has unlimited resources, and when he's a partisan
hunting the biggest of big game, why would he "negotiate" anything?
---
I can hope the negotiation is something along the lines of "Mr Mueller, here's some of what we know we can prove about you and here's how long you're going away for if you don't do us a favor and go away now".

Posted by: Methos at April 19, 2018 05:51 PM (XQvuQ)

70
Ignore these Empty Threats from Democrats and Cucks.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 05:51 PM (tFDiW)

71 John Edwards already skating on paying off his mistress with campaign funds.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 19, 2018 05:51 PM (1ISKN)

72 As said on the last post - put Rosenpenis in prison for lying to Trump about not being a 'target' when everybody fucking knows he is the target.

Or is it really a crime to lie when everybody should know it is a lie.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 05:51 PM (V1D0R)

73 Lock the office Now. Fire Mueller Now. But lock him and his team of leftist lawyers out of that office now!!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 05:49 PM (tFDiW)

That'll do it. They can't find the emails on Carlos Danger's computer. There's no way they can get past a lock.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 05:52 PM (If3tB)

74 And the taxi thing is a state matter, right? So Trump wouldn't be able to pardon him in that.
Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 05:49 PM (ANIFC)

And would explain why the NY state folks are involved and not Mueller. But what could Mueller have found in his investigation involving a taxi medallion issue that would be enuf to get the warrant (not that the bar seems very high anymore)?

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 05:52 PM (Z48ZB)

75 I am a little bit baffled by this turn of events.

What exactly is there to be negotiated exactly?

Negotiations are a give and take proposition where someone gives to get.

What could each party give and what is there to get?

Again, baffling

Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2018 05:52 PM (2ySZn)

76 54 I've seen a few articles that mention that the Cohen stuff may be about taxi medallions and while I am 95% sure it's an attempt to go after Trump, well, let's just say I'll be over there collecting my winnings re: corruption and fraud with taxi medallions.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 19, 2018 05:47 PM (dEQP3)

++++

That sounds like one of those heads I win, tails you lose kind of predictions. You wouldn't make that kind of argument, would you?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 05:52 PM (pvjTE)

77 Federal agents and prosecutors are used to lying with impunity, and jailing any of their victims who does the same. Given that the target(s) are largely also federal officials, I wonder if Trump could reverse it and get Mueller and his cronies charged for lying to federal officials under 18 USC 1001.

After Scooter Libby and General Flynn, it doesn't even take more than he said/she said to toss 'em in the pokey. So let's start tossing these deep staters in the pokey.

Posted by: Rather Not at April 19, 2018 05:52 PM (oPogG)

78 71 Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 19, 2018 05:51 PM (1ISKN)

"It's different, BECAUSE racist."

//AP Civics textbook

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:52 PM (SzZnW)

79 John Edwards already skating on paying off his mistress with campaign funds.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 19, 2018 05:51 PM (1ISKN)

Heh. Skumbag bitch. Both of them.

There is a special place for him.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 05:53 PM (If3tB)

80 And the taxi thing is a state matter, right? So Trump wouldn't be able to pardon him in that.
Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 05:49 PM (ANIFC)



Unless they go for RICO.

Many, many years ago Old Firm had a case where our client was a cab driver in NYC and he had a taxi medallion and I asked him one day about how he got it and oh my stars and garters did I feel like a particularly sheltered Amish child when he told me how the process really works.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 19, 2018 05:53 PM (dEQP3)

81 >>Rudy's a pretty smart guy. He's been around the block a couple of times.

It was also Rudy and Eric Prince, who Mueller not so coincidentally targeted for a meeting he had in the Seychelles DURING THE TRANSITION, who forced the FBI to go public with the Weiner laptop because they were tipped off by their contacts in the NYPD.

It's likely Rudy knows a good deal of what is on that laptop.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 05:53 PM (/tuJf)

82 Yup, same fucking idiots who say Trump would be obstructing justice if he fired are saying he is not a target in the Cohen thing.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 05:53 PM (V1D0R)

83 I am a little bit baffled by this turn of events.

What exactly is there to be negotiated exactly?

Negotiations are a give and take proposition where someone gives to get.

What could each party give and what is there to get?

Again, baffling
Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2018 05:52 PM (2ySZn)


Mr. Mueller:

Wrap this sucker up by Memorial Day or my feral and probably rabid Federal Attorney out in Utah comes after your ass. Bigly.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 05:54 PM (953wK)

84 I've seen a few articles that mention that the Cohen stuff may be about taxi medallions and while I am 95% sure it's an attempt to go after Trump, well, let's just say I'll be over there collecting my winnings re: corruption and fraud with taxi medallions.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 19, 2018 05:47 PM


In the days of Uber and the other ride-shares I have to imagine the value of taxi medallions is dropping like an anvil.

What corruption could you see in a failing enterprise?

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at April 19, 2018 05:54 PM (LOgQ4)

85
Question: If President Donald Trump isn't the target in Mueller's "investigation," THEN WHO FUCK IS??


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 05:55 PM (tFDiW)

86 That sounds like one of those heads I win, tails you lose kind of predictions. You wouldn't make that kind of argument, would you?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 05:52 PM (pvjTE)


Me? Attempting to have things both ways?

That doesn't sound like me at all!

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 19, 2018 05:55 PM (dEQP3)

87
Unless they go for RICO.

Many, many years ago Old Firm had a case where our client was a cab driver in NYC and he had a taxi medallion and I asked him one day about how he got it and oh my stars and garters did I feel like a particularly sheltered Amish child when he told me how the process really works.
Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 19, 2018 05:53 PM (dEQP3

NYC taxis roll between states, no doubt.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 05:56 PM (If3tB)

88 Question: If President Donald Trump isn't the target in Mueller's "investigation," THEN WHO FUCK IS??







Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 05:55 PM (tFDiW)


Us. Because we elected him.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 19, 2018 05:56 PM (S4VYa)

89 It's likely Rudy knows a good deal of what is on that laptop.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 05:53 PM


One of the few times I've seen Sid Vicious Blumentahal open his mouth ( in Europe for whatevah reason ) is about how 'Rudys crew' has fvcked him with the laptop impoundment.

Big tell.

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at April 19, 2018 05:56 PM (LOgQ4)

90 Question: If President Donald Trump isn't the target in Mueller's "investigation," THEN WHO FUCK IS??


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 05:55 PM (tFDiW)


This is similar to when a wife is killed and the police say the husband is not a suspect, just a person of interest. Which means...he is a suspect.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 05:56 PM (UXHfL)

91 If the taxi cabs go away, who pays us??

Where's my dollar ??

Posted by: NYPD at April 19, 2018 05:56 PM (Ymy4N)

92 In the days of Uber and the other ride-shares I have to imagine the value of taxi medallions is dropping like an anvil.

What corruption could you see in a failing enterprise?

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at April 19, 2018 05:54 PM (LOgQ4)


Even before Uber there was the issue of black cabs in New York. It was a big thing. That was decades ago.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2018 05:56 PM (7ieWW)

93 taxi medallions are way down in value. wonder what the scam would be that would be worth the effort.


they are below $200k thanks to uber. they wee worth $500k in the 90s.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 05:57 PM (MTjB1)

94 I get the feeling that Trump looks at negotiations the same way Contract Bridge players look at the bidding process that starts the hand.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse- I put the fish in chess at April 19, 2018 05:57 PM (roQNm)

95
You think there are a lot of spineless cucks against President Trump now, just wait until indictments are issues. 95% of the Republicans in Congress will turn on the president.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 05:57 PM (tFDiW)

96 did I feel like a particularly sheltered Amish child when he told me how the process really works.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 19, 2018 05:53 PM (dEQP3)

Gun permits too.

My dad was denied for one when he applied normally. Then his buddy (a police surgeon) gave him the card for a lawyer who would "check his application for errors."

One large check later? He got the permit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 05:57 PM (wYseH)

97 Roddy is a shit who signed the FISA warrant. I know I don't believe him.

Posted by: CN at April 19, 2018 05:57 PM (5gaNQ)

98 >>>>I've seen a few articles that mention that the
Cohen stuff may be about taxi medallions and while I am 95% sure it's an
attempt to go after Trump, well, let's just say I'll be over there
collecting my winnings re: corruption and fraud with taxi medallions.



Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 19, 2018 05:47 PM



In the days of Uber and the other ride-shares I have to imagine the value of taxi medallions is dropping like an anvil.



What corruption could you see in a failing enterprise?



Posted by: Urethra Franklin at April 19, 2018 05:54 PM
.
.
.It ain't about the value of the medallions, it's about how they were acquired. And back in the day you got them in one of a few ways; inheritance, at auction for a million plus $$$$, or as a special "gift" from your very special friends in NYC Government for certain favors.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 19, 2018 05:58 PM (+Dllb)

99 88 Question: If President Donald Trump isn't the target in Mueller's "investigation," THEN WHO FUCK IS??

The shelf elf

Posted by: REDACTED at April 19, 2018 05:58 PM (Ymy4N)

100 54 I've seen a few articles that mention that the Cohen stuff may be about taxi medallions and while I am 95% sure it's an attempt to go after Trump, well, let's just say I'll be over there collecting my winnings re: corruption and fraud with taxi medallions.


Expect the Atty-Client info that is about PDT that was gathered from the Cohen raid to be leaked constantly over the upcoming months. It will be not only the Pres, but will include his kids DJT JR, Eric, and Ivanka about business transactions from years ago that could be embarrassing but not illegal. Like they built a hotel with some partners a decade ago who are not PC. Stuff like that.


Because this is how they roll, and have lickers like Andy Cooper to cover for them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 05:58 PM (UsCnO)

101 Question: If President Donald Trump isn't the target in Mueller's "investigation," THEN WHO FUCK IS??







Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 05:55 PM (tFDiW)

PHONE!!

Posted by: Methos at April 19, 2018 05:58 PM (XQvuQ)

102 Gun permits too.

My dad was denied for one when he applied normally. Then his buddy (a police surgeon) gave him the card for a lawyer who would "check his application for errors."

One large check later? He got the permit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April




the more things change

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 05:58 PM (MTjB1)

103 We took Uber everywhere we went in NYC (except the piss-smelling train a couple of times).

Our drivers were nice, and the cars were neat and clean.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 05:59 PM (ptqGC)

104 >>Gun permits too.

>>My dad was denied for one when he applied normally. Then his buddy (a police surgeon) gave him the card for a lawyer who would "check his application for errors."

>>One large check later? He got the permit.

Did you see the story about the NYC cop who is now talking and exposing that whole pay to shoot scam?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 05:59 PM (/tuJf)

105 Non-swamp special prosecutor to go after Mewler's pals or cut your losses.

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 05:59 PM (ahV/f)

106 Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 05:57 PM (MTjB1)

I think one or two were sold for more than $1,300,000.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 05:59 PM (wYseH)

107 Then again, Guillani is a RICO expert. Maybe he'll being investigating Team Mueller under the guise of 'negotiating'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 06:00 PM (V1D0R)

108 > Because Mueller's criminally tied to the FISA mess and/or Flynn frame and he's got nothing. Go away or I'll thrash you is a negotiation.

Exactly. Except I would replace "thrash" with "join your crony McCabe in a Federal Pound Me In The Ass Penetentiary".

Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 19, 2018 06:01 PM (Q7M5N)

109 Corbyn Dallas wasn't available?

Posted by: DaveA at April 19, 2018 06:01 PM (FhXTo)

110 BREAKING: Giuliani joins Trump team to break it off in Mueller.

Posted by: gNewt at April 19, 2018 06:01 PM (Sc+fF)

111 So what exactly is Mueller's justification for continuing?

Find potential old crimes of people Trump knows? That's now his official duty?

Eventually Mueller is going to turn up something stupid or someone may be willing to lie and implicate Trump in something to save their own skin.

Just letting Mueller keep fishing seems suicidal. And it looks like Congress is close to handing Mueller a backdoor blank check to start impeachment.

Fire Mueller now

Posted by: Maritime at April 19, 2018 06:02 PM (lKmt3)

112 My dad was denied for one when he applied normally. Then his buddy (a police surgeon) gave him the card for a lawyer who would "check his application for errors."

One large check later? He got the permit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 05:57 PM


I had so many points on my drivers license that I was moments away from losing it. All bullshit charges I was found guilty of. I stuck a couple hundred bucks in an envelope and handed it to someone 'connected' in Harrisburg. Got my envelope back a week later, still full of cash.

The judge was pocketing my fines and finding me 'not guilty'.

The judge was taken away in irons.

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at April 19, 2018 06:02 PM (LOgQ4)

113 Thanks, Chuck! Schumer Says President Trump "Deserves" To Have His Picks Run Executive Agencies

I'm guessing it's more feeling the heat than seeing the light.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 06:02 PM (+y/Ru)

114 I think one or two were sold for more than $1,300,000.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April




lately? I know they were over $1million around 2013 but thought they had bottomed out around $200k. there was an article about some hedge fund buying them up.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:02 PM (MTjB1)

115 I wanted Giuliani involved all along.

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 06:02 PM (ahV/f)

116 In the days of Uber and the other ride-shares I have to imagine the value of taxi medallions is dropping like an anvil.

What corruption could you see in a failing enterprise?
Posted by: Urethra Franklin


Unpaid taxes.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 06:02 PM (+BxpP)

117 I'm still not entirely sure who and what Rosenstein is all about in this tortuous affair.

He writes the letter recommending the firing of Comey.

He signs off on the FISA application for surveillance.

Is this just a D.C. swamp creature trying to play both ends against the middle? Or something else?

Posted by: mainly spoons at April 19, 2018 06:03 PM (v6UKb)

118 Meanwhile, Andrew Cuomo has signed an executive order granting parolees the right to vote in NY. He just got a big thatta boy from ValJar and Rock the Vote.

His Twitter feed reads like a guy who has eaten too much of Sandra Lee's "food."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:03 PM (ptqGC)

119 I could see a negotiation where Mueller agrees to end the investigation and Trump agrees not to throw him out of a helicopter.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 06:04 PM (sdi6R)

120 113 Thanks, Chuck! Schumer Says President Trump "Deserves" To Have His Picks Run Executive Agencies

I'm guessing it's more feeling the heat than seeing the light.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 06:02 PM (+y/Ru)



But from whom is he feeling the heat? I would be overjoyed to see Smarmy Schumer get what is no doubt coming to him, but certainly the IG won't do it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 06:04 PM (ujg0T)

121 Mueller is just running a harassment operation now. It's to box Trump in as much as possible, drive off his supporters, and inflict harm on them.

It will continue at least through the mid-terms. The only thing that would end it then is a serious beat-down on the Democrats at the polls.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 06:04 PM (oVJmc)

122 Cuomo is just copying McAuliffe.

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 06:05 PM (ahV/f)

123 >>>>I think one or two were sold for more than $1,300,000.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April









lately? I know they were over $1million around 2013 but thought
they had bottomed out around $200k. there was an article about some
hedge fund buying them up.



Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:02 PM
.
.
.That's supposedly around the time frame when he got the ones in question, at the peak of the market.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 19, 2018 06:05 PM (+Dllb)

124 Our drivers were nice, and the cars were neat and clean.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 05:59 PM


The best part of your trip had to be paying homage at the bollard of doom. Some day I hope to pay homage, too.

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at April 19, 2018 06:05 PM (LOgQ4)

125 That's supposedly around the time frame when he got the ones in question, at the peak of the market.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April




lol. then they should be laughing at him not charging him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:06 PM (MTjB1)

126 LOL they cant call Trump a "suspect" or they would have to name some crime they are investigating.

Posted by: gahomo at April 19, 2018 06:06 PM (kPA/n)

127 Is this just a D.C. swamp creature trying to play both ends against the middle? Or something else?
Posted by: mainly spoons at April 19, 2018 06:03 PM (v6UKb)


Ask again later

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at April 19, 2018 06:06 PM (UXHfL)

128 I know they were over $1million around 2013 but
thought they had bottomed out around $200k.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:02 PM (MTjB1)

Yeah...they peaked awhile ago. I would be shocked if they are even close to $1,000,000, but $200k seems a little low.

Regardless, their value is declining, and absent some insane banning of Uber/Lyft they aren't going up anytime soon.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 06:07 PM (wYseH)

129 It will continue at least through the mid-terms. The only thing that would end it then is a serious beat-down on the Democrats at the polls.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

_____________

It would be suicidal though to count on that.

You're much better off firing Mueller than have him on the job with a Democrat House and a scared shitless Republican Party that will go along with every possible path to throw Mueller a life line and not let him be fired.

Posted by: Maritime at April 19, 2018 06:07 PM (lKmt3)

130 Are we still hoping The Sessions will come or have we thrown him under the bus yet?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 06:07 PM (r9UYA)

131
I see Rudy as 'old school' law and order not likely to walk Trump off the side of a cliff. Wise to the machinations of prosecutors. A big plus.

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at April 19, 2018 06:07 PM (LOgQ4)

132 Regardless, their value is declining, and absent some insane banning of Uber/Lyft they aren't going up anytime soon.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April



the whole thing leaves me conflicted. hate the medallion system but hate uber and lyft just rolling in ans ignoring the rules.

cabs are better than uber.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:08 PM (MTjB1)

133 The best part of your trip had to be paying homage at the bollard of doom. Some day I hope to pay homage, too.

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at April 19, 2018 06:05 PM (LOgQ4)


Yep. I made sure everyone around me heard, "Oh, this is the bollard where Hillary lost her shoes and got tossed in the back of her SUV like a sack of grain."

Yeah, I said it. Got the angry side eye, too. So worth it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

134 Do Uber drivers have to have a cdl/chauffeur's license?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 06:09 PM (+BxpP)

135 but
thought they had bottomed out around $200k.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:02 PM (MTjB1)

Oh fvck! I just checked. You are correct.

Wow. That is a huge blow to the small taxicab companies and the individuals.

Ouch!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 06:09 PM (wYseH)

136 If Sessions sleeps long enough, maybe we can just declare him dead and move on?

Posted by: gahomo at April 19, 2018 06:09 PM (kPA/n)

137 cabs are better than uber.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:08 PM (MTjB1)

Except if you can't get one. And that's the big issue.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 06:10 PM (wYseH)

138 the whole thing leaves me conflicted. hate the medallion system but hate uber and lyft just rolling in and ignoring the rules.

cabs are better than uber.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:08 PM (MTjB1)



Then drop the tyranny rules and free the oppressed cabbies. Uber and Lyft are free enterprise.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 06:10 PM (ujg0T)

139 Can we send in MadDog Mattis to give them severe looks and threatening glares?

Or maybe Sarah Palin could go look at them over her glasses. Worked for the nuns.

Something to make them understand that ending this charade is in their best interest.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 06:11 PM (7UW64)

140 >>Are we still hoping The Sessions will come or have we thrown him under the bus yet?

And by we you me you.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 06:11 PM (/tuJf)

141 > BREAKING: Giuliani joins Trump team to break it off in Mueller.

Yep.

Anthony "Fat Tony" Salerno, Antonio "Tony Ducks" Corallo, Salvatore "Tom Mix" Santoro, Gennaro "Jerry Lang" Langella, Ralph "Ralphie" Scopo: died in prison.

Carmine "Junior" Persico, Anthony "Bruno" Indelicato: still in prison.

Ivan Boesky: served two years in prison, lifetime ban from securities trading.
Michael Milken: served two years in prison, $600 million fine, lifetime ban from securities trading.

All Giuliani's work.

Rudy craps bigger than Robert Mueller.


Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 19, 2018 06:11 PM (Q7M5N)

142 134 Do Uber drivers have to have a cdl/chauffeur's license?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 06:09 PM (+BxpP)



This may vary by state, but unless it is a "stretched" limo, no. They do need to carry a higher level of insurance; I can attest to this.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 06:12 PM (ujg0T)

143 119 I could see a negotiation where Mueller agrees to end the investigation and Trump agrees not to throw him out of a helicopter.
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 06:04 PM (sdi6R)


I like this idea

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 06:12 PM (xJa6I)

144 When we go downtown for a night out here, we always take Uber or Lyft. Lately Lyft mostly. There's even a retired engineer who lives in the area who drives for them: a Lexus SUV.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:12 PM (ptqGC)

145 Gun permits too.

My dad was denied for one when he applied normally. Then his buddy (a police surgeon) gave him the card for a lawyer who would "check his application for errors."

One large check later? He got the permit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 05:57 PM (wYseH)



When the guy got done telling me about the taxi medallions, he asked if I wanted to know how to get building permits and I said, no, no, that's fine, I'd had enough reminder of how the world really works and he just laughed.

Great guy. If you want to hear some really inventive swearing, ask a NYC cabbie about getting hit by a drunk driver while standing in his sister's front yard in the Poconos. I don't remember all of it but there was a riff about how even the idiot Jersey bridge and tunnel assholes weren't that stupid.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 19, 2018 06:12 PM (dEQP3)

146 me = mean

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 06:12 PM (/tuJf)

147 the whole thing leaves me conflicted. hate the medallion system but hate uber and lyft just rolling in ans ignoring the rules.

cabs are better than uber.
Posted by: yankeefifth

________

I have to go with Uber/Lyft if I'm choosing a side.
They represent the free market ignoring stupid political "subsidies" in the form of crony capitalism.

The fact at one time it cost a million dollars for a "medallion" so you could drive a cab is ridiculous.

The city I live in, yellow cab taxis were also a giant rip off driven by complete low lives.

So much nicer now to have Uber and Lyft. Clean cars, inexpensive, convenient, etc. Not perfect, but a huge step up.

Posted by: Maritime at April 19, 2018 06:12 PM (lKmt3)

148 6 If Sessions sleeps long enough, maybe we can just declare him dead and move on?
Posted by: gahomo at April 19, 2018 06:09 PM (kPA/n)


You are grounded. Go to your room.

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at April 19, 2018 06:12 PM (UXHfL)

149 Yep. I made sure everyone around me heard, "Oh, this is the bollard where Hillary lost her shoes and got tossed in the back of her SUV like a sack of grain."

Yeah, I said it. Got the angry side eye, too. So worth it.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:09 PM (ptqGC)


I'd have thought that particular piece of landscape would have been Arkancided by now.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 06:13 PM (7UW64)

150 Can Rudy be trusted?

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 06:13 PM (yXU4O)

151 but hate uber and lyft just rolling in ans ignoring the rules.

From what I've read, the taxi medallion is because taxi's can be hailed from the street, but uber requires the client to telephone and make an appointment to be picked up. Something about the way the regulation is worded and we all know what happens when laws are overly vague; they can't be enforced.

But I am not a lawyer, and it was something I read on the internet.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse- I put the fish in chess at April 19, 2018 06:13 PM (roQNm)

152 NYC gun permit bribery scheme exposed.

https://tinyurl.com/yabp3ltw

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 06:14 PM (/tuJf)

153 Great guy. If you want to hear some really
inventive swearing, ask a NYC cabbie about getting hit by a drunk driver
while standing in his sister's front yard in the Poconos. I don't
remember all of it but there was a riff about how even the idiot Jersey
bridge and tunnel assholes weren't that stupid.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 19, 2018 06:12 PM (dEQP3)


Did you learn any new words you can share here? I'm running out of swears.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:14 PM (ptqGC)

154 134 Do Uber drivers have to have a cdl/chauffeur's license?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 06:09 PM (+BxpP)

No.

And they don't have to have the same expensive insurance standards as a cab company, either.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 06:14 PM (yXU4O)

155
Geez, maybe I shouldn't admit to committing a felony of attempting to bribe a public official under my real name.

* slap forehead *

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at April 19, 2018 06:14 PM (LOgQ4)

156 150 Can Rudy be trusted?

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 06:13 PM (yXU4O)

By whom, and for what?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 06:15 PM (7UW64)

157 "I'll negotiate the end!" And then the vice tightens. And so on and so forth.
Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2018 05:42 PM (q177U)

"Negotiate an end" implies some kind of wrongdoing. This is a very swampy thing to do.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 06:15 PM (pYod2)

158 where Mueller agrees to end the investigation and Trump agrees not to throw him out of a helicopter.

Again!

Posted by: DaveA at April 19, 2018 06:15 PM (FhXTo)

159 >>150 Can Rudy be trusted?

Ya can't trust him with upholding the Second Amendment that's for sure.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 06:15 PM (r9UYA)

160 Isn't Rosenpenis just getting ahead of the document dump that shows this whole circus for what it is?
The stuff Congress has been asking for for months?

Just got here if someone else aready made the assumption

Posted by: Derptastic at April 19, 2018 06:15 PM (DB16e)

161 I really wish when the PA PUC was doing the Uber vs. Cab Companies hearings, that I would have asked my big boss if I could sit in on them.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 06:15 PM (yXU4O)

162 >> I made sure everyone around me heard, "Oh, this is the bollard where Hillary lost her shoes and got tossed in the back of her SUV like a sack of grain."


I wish people would start leaving one shoe at that thing, like the crap they leave at Strawbwerry fields.

Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2018 06:15 PM (uJ7X+)

163 Also Guiliani isn't going to buy this "not a target" bs.

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 06:16 PM (ahV/f)

164 My sincere hope this all is simply a negotiation step for Trump. Way too many federals need lengthy Leavenworth stints.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at April 19, 2018 06:16 PM (Ftuf+)

165 So, Trump was a NYC taxi driver for a while? Hmmm, interesting. Or was Cohen the one moonlighting?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 19, 2018 06:16 PM (5AVMW)

166 > I wish people would start leaving one shoe at that thing

Better: a Depends weighted down by a shoe.

Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 19, 2018 06:16 PM (Q7M5N)

167 156 By whom, and for what?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 06:15 PM (7UW64)

To keep PDT from shooting himself in the foot by talking to Mueller, for one.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 06:16 PM (yXU4O)

168 Are we still hoping The Sessions will come

---------

Phrasing!

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 06:17 PM (ANIFC)

169 I wish people would start leaving one shoe at that thing, like the crap they leave at Strawbwerry fields.

Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2018 06:15 PM (uJ7X+)


Brilliant. A "sensible shoe" in extra wide.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:17 PM (ptqGC)

170 167 156 By whom, and for what?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 06:15 PM (7UW64)

To keep PDT from shooting himself in the foot by talking to Mueller, for one.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 06:16 PM (yXU4O)


Rudy is the original NY tough guy. Not to worry. Nothing will transpire that should not, in this situation.

He didn't back down from the mob, and he sure isn't going to back down from these limp noodles.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 06:17 PM (7UW64)

171 >>I wish people would start leaving one shoe at that thing

This should become A Thing

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 06:18 PM (r9UYA)

172 >>I wish people would start leaving one shoe at that thing, like the crap they leave at Strawbwerry fields.


That is pure gold!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 06:18 PM (W+vEI)

173 PDT need a "house painter" if ya know what I mean.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 19, 2018 06:18 PM (/2ntM)

174
Did you learn any new words you can share here? I'm running out of swears.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:14 PM (ptqGC)


It wasn't so much new words as the beautiful tapestry he wove. It was very much a Christmas Story and my father worked in profanity the way others worked in oils.




Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 19, 2018 06:18 PM (dEQP3)

175 Then drop the tyranny rules and free the oppressed cabbies. Uber and Lyft are free enterprise.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April




well, it is not that simple.

the medallion system was in place and lots of people had paid lots of money to play by its rules. having someone show up and simply decide not to play by the rules is not fair to the medallion owners.

the rules that put the medallion system in place may have been stupid but letting ube and lyft roll in screws the medallion owners not the city.

you need someway to unwind the system and let the medallion owners recoup some of their losses.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:19 PM (MTjB1)

176 NYC gun permit bribery scheme exposed.


https://tinyurl.com/yabp3ltw

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 06:14 PM (/tuJf)

That was happening in the 1980s too.

Shocking!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 06:19 PM (wYseH)

177 Glad Rudy's bald head leaks as bad as his mouth.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2018 06:19 PM (3Pma+)

178 Much better! Your post said it wouldn't come out, and boy did that blind side me. Thank you for clarifying.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 05:48 PM (UXHfL)

If Trump isn't allowed to stop the Mueller probe then how can he be able to stop the OIG investigation? Sorry, but the FBI being allowed to negotiate their way out of criminal wrongdoing, much less a coup, is the end of the Rule of Law.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 06:20 PM (pYod2)

179 WaPo says Trump is having trouble recruiting lawyers. Huh. I guess Rudy is chickenfeed?

They also say he has Ty Cobb working for him. I thought Ty Cobb was long dead, but as I recall, he was a pretty tough contender.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 06:20 PM (7UW64)

180 > you need someway to unwind the system and let the medallion owners recoup some of their losses.

Like the way the buggy whip manufacturers and whale oil merchants recouped their losses after cars and electric lights came along?

Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 19, 2018 06:21 PM (Q7M5N)

181 Hello from Mississippi. Love the accents. So it seems a good day for our side

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 06:21 PM (qz/Gf)

182 Trump has gathered much dirt on his enemies in the last year and a half. Justice has a compelling case against many of the ringleaders. Could be a ton of leverage amassed by the POTUS.

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at April 19, 2018 06:21 PM (RIS8p)

183 When I was on my Northeastern tour, I relied heavily on Uber. Amazed that in the middle of Boston I could tap a couple of buttons on the app and within two minutes a car would pick me up.

I never had that kind of responsiveness from a cab company.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 19, 2018 06:21 PM (G8hDY)

184 >>
the rules that put the medallion system in place may have been stupid but letting ube and lyft roll in screws the medallion owners not the city.



Yup. You have people who have paid a huge amount of money for a medallion - probably took out a loan they are still paying off - and then suddenly they have to compete with Uber, who had no (?) cost of entry.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 06:21 PM (W+vEI)

185 My understanding is that the dictionary entry for "shithole" has a map of Harrisburg's State Capitol Complex.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 19, 2018 06:21 PM (CI+LH)

186 We visited the 9/11 Memorial museum, and left made as hell and too emotional to speak.

The kicker was at the very end, as we were leaving, my husband looked down near the damned floor to see a quote by Billy Jeff, as to why he didn't take out Bin Laden. Something along the lines of "I didn't want to kill any innocent women and children."

My husband, normally a very calm person, lost it and loudly pointed to the quote and said "You were a miserable excuse for a president! You failed this nation! And you're a miserable excuse for a human being now." He was furious.

And yes, everyone in the area turned and stared. We were leaving, so no one got the chance to throw us out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:22 PM (ptqGC)

187 you need someway to unwind the system and let the medallion owners recoup some of their losses.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:19 PM (MTjB1)

Increase the fee for a ride-sharing license, and begin converting yellow cabs to those licenses, with the revenue going to pay off some % of the medallion cost.

No matter what, somebody is going to get screwed. But the people who bought at the peak were gambling. Let's not paint them as innocents.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 06:22 PM (wYseH)

188 you need someway to unwind the system and let the medallion owners recoup some of their losses.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:19 PM (MTjB1)



A tax write off of a massive asset loss?

(I get what you are saying, but I have to hand it to innovators like Uber and Lyft for breaking the monopoly deadlock)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 06:22 PM (ujg0T)

189
I wish people would start leaving one shoe at that thing


Better: a Depends weighted down by a shoe.
\

Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 19, 2018 06:16 PM (Q7M5N)


Better: Mrs. Potato Head missing a shoe

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 06:23 PM (lKyWE)

190 I have to go with Uber/Lyft if I'm choosing a side.
They represent the free market ignoring stupid political "subsidies" in the form of crony capitalism.

The fact at one time it cost a million dollars for a "medallion" so you could drive a cab is ridiculous.

The city I live in, yellow cab taxis were also a giant rip off driven by complete low lives.

So much nicer now to have Uber and Lyft. Clean cars, inexpensive, convenient, etc. Not perfect, but a huge step up.
Posted by: Maritime at April




not sure about the city you ilve in but nyc cabs are perfectly clean. cannot recall anything that would qualify as dirty or unclean. old, used, sure. dirty no.

cab drivers have to pass a rather extensive test to get their license and they know their way around a lot better than uber and lyft drivers.

of course it is funny that lots of cabs also have uber and lyft signs too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:23 PM (MTjB1)

191 Actually he is related to the real ty cobb

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 06:23 PM (qz/Gf)

192 >>Also Guiliani isn't going to buy this "not a target" bs.

If Rosenstein told Trump he isn't a target and he actually is he can be brought up on charges as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 06:23 PM (/tuJf)

193
you need someway to unwind the system and let the medallion owners recoup some of their losses.

Like the loses I sustained when the US Senate threw American manufacturing under the bus to make a fortune from China trade?

Count me in. I gotta tiny little two million dollar claim.

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at April 19, 2018 06:23 PM (LOgQ4)

194 > But the people who bought at the peak were gambling. Let's not paint them as innocents.


Yeah. If you paid a million bucks for a taxi medallion, you knew damned well you were playing in a crooked game.


Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 19, 2018 06:23 PM (Q7M5N)

195 > I made sure everyone around me heard, "Oh, this is the bollard where Hillary lost her shoes and got tossed in the back of her SUV like a sack of grain."


I wish people would start leaving one shoe at that thing, like the crap they leave at Strawbwerry fields.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2018 06:15 PM (uJ7X+)

Maybe an 'artist' can embed a bronze shoe into the curb & gutter there as a memorial.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 06:24 PM (V1D0R)

196 180 > you need someway to unwind the system and let the medallion owners recoup some of their losses.

Like the way the buggy whip manufacturers and whale oil merchants recouped their losses after cars and electric lights came along?

Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 19, 2018 06:21 PM (Q7M5N)

This

Posted by: Tobacco farmers at April 19, 2018 06:24 PM (g6DZU)

197 the rules that put the medallion system in place may have been stupid but letting ube and lyft roll in screws the medallion owners not the city.

you need someway to unwind the system and let the medallion owners recoup some of their losses.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:19 PM (MTjB1)


Iirc, at least 4 NY Cab Drivers have committed suicide bcz of losing income and livelihoods. I didn't have the heart to read the stories. So I agree about helping out the medallion drivers who were made to pay these exorbitant fees to drive a cab.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 06:25 PM (UXHfL)

198 Gorilla glue an orthopedic shoe in that place.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 06:25 PM (r9UYA)

199 I never had that kind of responsiveness from a cab company.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 19, 2018 06:21 PM (G8hDY

My kids use it all he time if they have been drinking. I used one once, New Years Eve. I don't have the app but the kids got one for me. SHowed up in 10 minutes, with my daughter yelling at him.. that's my mom!! Take good care of her! lol. He was a nice guy

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 19, 2018 06:25 PM (dUJdY)

200 Yep. I made sure everyone around me heard, "Oh, this is the bollard where Hillary lost her shoes and got tossed in the back of her SUV like a sack of grain."

Yeah, I said it. Got the angry side eye, too. So worth it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:09 PM (ptqGC)
...........

And you were being nice... didn't even use the phrase "slab of meat".

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 06:25 PM (HgMAr)

201 you need someway to unwind the system and let the medallion owners recoup some of their losses.

Like the way the buggy whip manufacturers and whale oil merchants recouped their losses after cars and electric lights came along?

Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April




you realize the difference between being a manufacturer of an outmoded product and being forced to buy a government mandated license right? not the same. nothing in the taxi model has changed except a bunch of people showed up and found a questionable way around the rules.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:26 PM (MTjB1)

202 A tax write off of a massive asset loss?


Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 06:22 PM


If you think the IRS is going to help you after suffering a massive asset loss, I can't help you. Cliff Notes Version: you're screwed. Pennies. Over a long time.

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at April 19, 2018 06:27 PM (LOgQ4)

203 Don't forget the criminal referral from Congress on Rosenpenis for civil rights violations. Not by name but a request to charge all those who asked for FISA warrants for to be charged.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 06:27 PM (V1D0R)

204 47
>>If you are still here, could you please clarify your last post in the last thread? There is some question about it.



The IG's report will come out. It's too late to stop it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 05:46 PM (/tuJf)

I knew someone at MSFT who waited to give their notice until 'the reviews were set in stone'.
He was expecting (and deserved) a great review. Shipped a feature that was great that people didn't think would be on time for ship, two of the three major devs on the team got promoted.
His boss referenced a bonus during his review 1-1; he looked at the review, said, 'I don't see a bonus here'. Few other little things like that happened.
They had changed the 'set in stone' review. My bet is the report can change.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at April 19, 2018 06:27 PM (Gim9y)

205 > cab drivers have to pass a rather extensive test to get their license

I don't know specifically about NYC, but it's pretty rare for "cab driver" and "cab medallion owner" to be the same person.

Cab drivers are engaged in a dangerous, low-paid job with shitty hours and (sometimes) unpleasant customers.

Cab medallion owners are "connected" people who managed to pull the right strings to get the medallion (which can range from honest purchase to "campaign contributions" to "knowing a guy").



Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 19, 2018 06:27 PM (Q7M5N)

206
And yes, everyone in the area turned and stared. We were leaving, so no one got the chance to throw us out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:22 PM (ptqGC

Excellent.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 19, 2018 06:27 PM (/2ntM)

207 My Econ prof would tell me the medallions represent a barrier to entry that is put in place to allow the connected to restrict the providers of a service and thereby make money from an artificial shortage of supply.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 19, 2018 06:27 PM (G8hDY)

208 121 Mueller is just running a harassment operation now. It's to box Trump in as much as possible, drive off his supporters, and inflict harm on them.


Mueller is doing opposition research for the Democrat Party in 2018 and 2020. Watch the Cohen stuff leak all over the table, floor, and from Mueller's pants. Anything with the name Trump connected to it, regardless of anything else, will be leaked.

We are already seeing a corrupt FBI for nearly a decade at the top, and nothing is done to stop it.

Nothing.

Like Mueller as head of the FBI covering up for the Confidential Informant that gave him evidence for 6 years, including audio tapes, emails, and bank records that Hillary/Dems got paid by a Russian bank to cover for the Uranium One payoffs.

Nothing.


Anyone who can't see this is so stupid and naïve, their judgement cannot be trusted again.

Or worse.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 06:27 PM (UsCnO)

209 And you were being nice... didn't even use the phrase "slab of meat".

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 06:25 PM (HgMAr)


I wished I'd finished with, "Bless her heart."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

210 No matter what, somebody is going to get screwed. But the people who bought at the peak were gambling. Let's not paint them as innocents.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 06:22 PM (wYseH)


No expert, but are we sure? Aren't many legal immigrants who come here and see that as a way to make a living. And thus maybe are fairly innocent?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 06:29 PM (UXHfL)

211 This is similar to when a wife is killed and the police say the husband
is not a suspect, just a person of interest. Which means...he is a
suspect.


No.

This is closer to Mueller's investigation of Steven Hatfill - except in the Anthrax letters case there were actual crimes committed.

This would be more similar to a murder investigation of a man for killing his wife - with the wife standing right there saying "Hello I'm alive - Hello." and the police say to the husband "You're a person of interest in the disappearance of your wife. But, you're not a suspect."

Posted by: An Observation at April 19, 2018 06:29 PM (QGEI2)

212 you need someway to unwind the system and let the medallion owners recoup some of their losses.
Posted by: yankeefifth

__________

I think it was pointed out earlier, but Uber/Lyft is a different service, much like a chauffer on staff that didn't require a medallion either. you're not supposed to "hail" an Uber driver in NYC. You can hail a yellow cab with a medallion.

So they can keep doing what they're doing and make a living.

But this sort of thing happens in every industry. RedBox put under a lot of Blockbuster Videos. Should they be compensated for those retail permits?

Posted by: Maritime at April 19, 2018 06:29 PM (lKmt3)

213 Say what you will about Rudy, but he damn well knows all the prosecutorial tricks of the trade.

Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2018 06:29 PM (e7oj4)

214 > you realize the difference between being a manufacturer of an outmoded product and being forced to buy a government mandated license right?

The first one was engaged in an honest business, while the second one was knowingly engaged in a rigged game?

Not seeing why the second one gets more sympathy here.

Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 19, 2018 06:29 PM (Q7M5N)

215 Nah,

Guiliani has room to negotiate. It goes like this:

Trump announces, "I'm replacing Jeff Sessions with Rudy Guiliani."

Posted by: qzy at April 19, 2018 06:29 PM (JVhwW)

216 183 When I was on my Northeastern tour, I relied heavily on Uber. Amazed that in the middle of Boston I could tap a couple of buttons on the app and within two minutes a car would pick me up.

I never had that kind of responsiveness from a cab company.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 19, 2018 06:21 PM (G8hDY)


I take it you need to have a smartphone in order to use Uber or Lyft?

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 06:30 PM (sdi6R)

217 My Econ prof would tell me the medallions represent a
barrier to entry that is put in place to allow the connected to
restrict the providers of a service and thereby make money from an
artificial shortage of supply.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 19, 2018 06:27 PM (G8hDY)

And what would he say when asked how to unwind the scam?

Oops! Office hours are over!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 06:30 PM (wYseH)

218 My Econ prof would tell me the medallions represent a barrier to entry that is put in place to allow the connected to restrict the providers of a service and thereby make money from an artificial shortage of supply.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 19, 2018 06:27 PM


I can tell you're old. From back in the time when Econ profs told the truth. Not badgered you over the latest SJW position.

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at April 19, 2018 06:30 PM (LOgQ4)

219 Well, husband is on his way home. I wrestled a heavy king-size mattress topper onto the bed this afternoon. Thing weighed a ton.

He's agreed to take me to dinner, since I spent two hours at a Skype lunch meeting that never happened.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

220
My Econ prof would tell me the medallions represent a barrier to entry that is put in place to allow the connected to restrict the providers of a service and thereby make money from an artificial shortage of supply.


And your Econ prof would be correct, for that's how corruption works.

I'll never take another ridiculously and needlessly expensive cab again as long as Lyft is around.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 06:31 PM (GdWl+)

221 Increase the fee for a ride-sharing license, and begin converting yellow cabs to those licenses, with the revenue going to pay off some % of the medallion cost.

No matter what, somebody is going to get screwed. But the people who bought at the peak were gambling. Let's not paint them as innocents.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April




we are on the same page more or less. most medallion owners never see the inside of a cab, at least from the drivers seat. I am all for free enterprise and competition. my only complaint about this scenario is that the government is going to get to screw some of these guys on both sides of the transaction instead of the usual once.

the get screwed when they are forced to buy the medallion and screwed again when the government decides to let uber and lyft make the medallions worthless.

even then, as you noted earlier, my only concern is for the little guys that own and operate the cars, not the hedgefund speculators. not that I want anyone getting screwed by the government.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:31 PM (MTjB1)

222 Wow they just showed dead Prince laying on the floor on CBS news. Ghouls

Posted by: f'd at April 19, 2018 06:31 PM (UdKB7)

223 192 >>Also Guiliani isn't going to buy this "not a target" bs.

If Rosenstein told Trump he isn't a target and he actually is he can be brought up on charges as well.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 06:23 PM (/tuJf)

Yeah right.
Right after I start my reign as the King of Siam.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2018 06:32 PM (3Pma+)

224 202 A tax write off of a massive asset loss?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 06:22 PM

If you think the IRS is going to help you after suffering a massive asset loss, I can't help you. Cliff Notes Version: you're screwed. Pennies. Over a long time.
Posted by: Urethra Franklin at April 19, 2018 06:27 PM (LOgQ4)



I get that. The asset losses (as income losses) are quite limited and have to be "carried forward", sometimes for many years. Especially for individual people, at only $3,000 a year loss above and beyond any capital gains.

(I speak from experience here, having financed a stupid business venture from a now ex-wife).

However, for corporations (I am assuming these cab companies are Corporations?) there is much more leeway.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 06:32 PM (ujg0T)

225 Ken Starr?

Isn't he dead?

Posted by: socalcon at April 19, 2018 06:32 PM (Roy2Z)

226
I take it you need to have a smartphone in order to use Uber or Lyft?

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 06:30 PM (sdi6R)


Yes

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 06:33 PM (lKyWE)

227 > I take it you need to have a smartphone in order to use Uber or Lyft?

Yeah. You put your credit card number into the app (so neither you nor the driver needs cash, and you don't have to hand over your card to the driver -- he never sees or has access your card), and the app sends a car using the GPS in your phone. You even get a little map showing exactly where your car is, so you know when to go outside. It's pretty spiffy.

Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 19, 2018 06:33 PM (Q7M5N)

228 Honey, lay down next to the bollard, take off your shoe and cross your eyes. That's it, now hang your tongue out the side of your mouth.
*click click click*
Got it. That's a keeper.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 06:33 PM (HgMAr)

229
well, it is not that simple.

the medallion system was in place and lots of people had paid lots of money to play by its rules. having someone show up and simply decide not to play by the rules is not fair to the medallion owners.

the rules that put the medallion system in place may have been stupid but letting ube and lyft roll in screws the medallion owners not the city.

you need someway to unwind the system and let the medallion owners recoup some of their losses.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:19 PM (MTjB1)


Why exactly? I didn't see any city trying to cover losses for newspapers after the internet news sites became common.

The medallion owners gambled, and they lost.

Technology is what beat them at their own game, albeit in bed with the cabbie scheme.

They knew their medallion values were falling long before anyone else and they should have sold then.

So no, no breaks.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 06:33 PM (UsCnO)

230
noods

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 06:34 PM (tFDiW)

231 213 Say what you will about Rudy, but he damn well knows all the prosecutorial tricks of the trade.
Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2018 06:29 PM (e7oj4)

When was the last time Rudy prosecuted a crime let alone take on a defense client from start to finish in a trial?

Joe Montana knew the game too, do you want him running your team's offense today?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2018 06:34 PM (3Pma+)

232 One more thing, Lyft and Uber send you a photo of your driver, and you can follow them on their apps to see where they are and how soon they'll pick you up. And you can rate them (and they can rate you if you're an ass).

We had an Uber driver who is a retiree who keeps umbrellas in the back of his vehicle. It was raining one time when we arrived at our destination and he got out, opened the umbrella, and gave it to us.

That was pretty special.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 06:34 PM (ptqGC)

233 > the get screwed when they are forced to buy the medallion

No one was "forced" to enter the rigged taxicab business.

Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 19, 2018 06:34 PM (Q7M5N)

234 The first one was engaged in an honest business, while the second one was knowingly engaged in a rigged game?

Not seeing why the second one gets more sympathy here.
Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April




well, first the reason for failure is different.

second, you seem to suggest that anyone securing a government permit is engaged in a rigged game. would you have everyone requiring a government permit simply forego operating in that industry?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:34 PM (MTjB1)

235 187 you need someway to unwind the system and let the medallion owners recoup some of their losses.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:19 PM (MTjB1)

Increase the fee for a ride-sharing license, and begin converting yellow cabs to those licenses, with the revenue going to pay off some % of the medallion cost.

No matter what, somebody is going to get screwed. But the people who bought at the peak were gambling. Let's not paint them as innocents.

++++

Disagree. The medallion system is an effort to restrict competition. I don't have a problem with a light permitting regime, where companies have to have insurance, maintain their vehicles, makes sure the drivers aren't a bunch of murderers and rapists, etc. But, anyone who can meet those reasonable requirements should be able to enter the market place and try to compete.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 06:35 PM (pvjTE)

236 203 Don't forget the criminal referral from Congress on Rosenpenis for civil rights violations. Not by name but a request to charge all those who asked for FISA warrants for to be charged.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 06:27 PM (V1D0R)

Criminal referral from 11 Republican congressmen would be a more accurate description. unfortunately I don't think a partisan referral carries much weight. Hopefully it's purpose is to to pile onto the IG report to make the charges look more credible. Multiple sources.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 06:35 PM (2DOZq)

237 "Drop this investigation or I will drop your fucking ass in Gitmo" seems like a reasonable negotiating strategy to me.

Methinks if they are negotiating Trump may have something on Mueller now that would preclude the need to fire him.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 06:35 PM (+dsLj)

238 >>Yeah right.
Right after I start my reign as the King of Siam.

Google False Statements Act, your royal Highness.

It amazes me how resistant to what is actually happening some people are. Trump is winning. Mueller has nothing.

Trump has no duty whatsoever to testify before Mueller. Zippo. The only obligation is political, how would it look if Trump gave Mueller the Heisman.

That's the negotiation.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 06:35 PM (/tuJf)

239 Question: If President Donald Trump isn't the target in Mueller's "investigation," THEN WHO FUCK IS??


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 05:55 PM (tFDiW)
+++++

You are, I am . . . sort of. Mainly the Dems and the Media (BIRM). There are 25k sealed indictments for *something(s)* across the 50 states. Jeff Sessions has been busy. Mueller has been a distraction. Why would he play along? U1 and various other sundry unpleasantries.

Posted by: Drive-By Commenter Guy at April 19, 2018 06:35 PM (4fmLd)

240 227 > I take it you need to have a smartphone in order to use Uber or Lyft?

Yeah. You put your credit card number into the app (so neither you nor the driver needs cash, and you don't have to hand over your card to the driver -- he never sees or has access your card), and the app sends a car using the GPS in your phone. You even get a little map showing exactly where your car is, so you know when to go outside. It's pretty spiffy.

Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 19, 2018 06:33 PM (Q7M5N)


Guess I better buy some sturdy walking shoes, then.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 06:35 PM (sdi6R)

241 Why exactly? I didn't see any city trying to cover losses for newspapers after the internet news sites became common.

The medallion owners gambled, and they lost.

Technology is what beat them at their own game, albeit in bed with the cabbie scheme.

They knew their medallion values were falling long before anyone else and they should have sold then.

So no, no breaks.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April




no one forced the newspapers to buy licenses from the government.

that is a significant difference between newspapers and taxis.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:36 PM (MTjB1)

242 Washington Metropolitan Airports Authority has granted a taxi monopoly to one unsavory individual operating his firm as Washington Flyer. Passengers in the terminal are constantly reminded that any other option is unsafe and against the law.

He stays wealthy and greases palms, his drivers barely make ends meet.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 19, 2018 06:36 PM (QHIPb)

243 the rules that put the medallion system in place may have been stupid
but letting ube and lyft roll in screws the medallion owners not the
city.



you need someway to unwind the system and let the medallion owners recoup some of their losses.
...



Fuckin A!!!

Posted by: Buggywhip Manufacturer's Consortium at April 19, 2018 06:36 PM (2wOtx)

244 227 > I take it you need to have a smartphone in order to use Uber or Lyft?

Yeah. You put your credit card number into the app (so neither you nor the driver needs cash, and you don't have to hand over your card to the driver -- he never sees or has access your card), and the app sends a car using the GPS in your phone. You even get a little map showing exactly where your car is, so you know when to go outside. It's pretty spiffy.


And all pricing is local, but in most areas I have used it, the pricing is about half of a local cab.

And you get picked up a lot faster than a cab, unless you are in the heart of a city with tons of cabs.

Cabs are essentially obsolete today in most circumstances. And yes, the medallion owners are the ones that got screwed.

Not unlike the small bookstore owners after Amazon arrived.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 06:37 PM (UsCnO)

245 Notice how the dicks at the Post have to take a jab in the caption.

Pricks.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 06:37 PM (+lOpA)

246 OT: Really surprised to see San Diego joining Trump in fighting the illegal sanctuary bullshit. I would have though it'd only be the deep red California counties joining in.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 06:39 PM (+dsLj)

247 One more thing, Lyft and Uber send you a photo of your driver, and you can follow them on their apps to see where they are and how soon they'll pick you up. And you can rate them (and they can rate you if you're an ass).

We had an Uber driver who is a retiree who keeps umbrellas in the back of his vehicle. It was raining one time when we arrived at our destination and he got out, opened the umbrella, and gave it to us.

That was pretty special.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April




you are comparing uber and lyft to yellow cabs when you should be comparing them to car services. having a guy with a car service get your bags and provide an umbrella to get you in and out is the usual.

when you are using cabs day to day you don't have time for the driver to get in and out of the cab because you are in a hurry and he is probably stopped in traffic.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (MTjB1)

248 Wish my keyboard was not freezing up again bcz I see significant differences in this cab/Uber deal as compared to Blcokbuster/Redbox, Buggies/Cars, Papers/Interent.

But to even correct the typos Ikve made would add another minute per typo, so I cannot. Very frustrating.

But I do see major differences in these comparisons.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (UXHfL)

249 Hey, Bobby. How's the family?

Good? That's good.

*drops 4-inch stack of documents on Mueller's desk*

*also slides disc containing Dan Bongino's podcasts from #628 to #702 over*

So, listen, Bobby. We know that your "probe" is bogus and only designed to destroy the President while covering for Obama, Hillary, your and the rest of the Deep State's criminality.

We can do this two ways. First, you drop everything now and declare the President innocent, and I guarantee you will get a pardon from him when necessary.

McCabe? Sure, him, too. But not Lynch or Obama!

Okay?

So, that's option 1. This all goes away.

Option 2 is keep going the way you are going. The president will accomplish his entire agenda within the next six months, and frankly, he doesn't give fuckall about whether he loses the house and Senate for the republicans in November. They want him out, too, since they are just as Deep State as your sorry ass.

Go all the way to Impeachment, if you and Hillary want it that way. If that happens, EVERY bit of information we have on you, Barry, Hillz, Lynch, EVERYONE . . .

https://preview.tinyurl.com/Ultimatum-to-Mueller

Goes before the American people.

Door number one, or number two?

Bobby?




Posted by: Sharkman, Channeling Rudy G at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (BfOXk)

250 no one forced the newspapers to buy licenses from the government.

that is a significant difference between newspapers and taxis.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:36 PM (MTjB1)

++++

You don't have to buy the medallions from the government. They change hands privately.

The public at large is not responsible for making the medallion holders whole. Why should the public at large pay their losses? Declare bankruptcy and move on.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (pvjTE)

251 Cabs are essentially obsolete today in most circumstances. And yes, the medallion owners are the ones that got screwed.

Not unlike the small bookstore owners after Amazon arrived.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April




all that is obsolete is the medallion system, not the cab.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (MTjB1)

252 185 My understanding is that the dictionary entry for "shithole" has a map of Harrisburg's State Capitol Complex.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 19, 2018 06:21 PM (CI+LH)

I hate you so much right now.

Because you're not lying, and I'm stuck there the vast majority of my life.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 06:41 PM (yXU4O)

253 President Donald Trump is adding former New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani and two former federal prosecutors to his Russia legal team, a source familiar with the matter tells The Daily Caller News Foundation.

The husband-and-wife team of Martin and Jane Raskin are the two other attorneys to join Trump's team, which is being led by Jay Sekulow. The Raskins, who operate a law firm in southern Florida, have worked in various U.S. attorney's offices as well as at Justice Department headquarters in Washington, D.C.

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 19, 2018 06:42 PM (y3aQB)

254 You don't have to buy the medallions from the government. They change hands privately.

The public at large is not responsible for making the medallion holders whole. Why should the public at large pay their losses? Declare bankruptcy and move on.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April




during the initial transaction the medallions were purchased from the government. the government also has had additional medallion sales, even within the last few years. you maybe be able to purchase the medallions in transactions between private entities but you cannot operate in the city without one.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (MTjB1)

255 OK I think I have the analogy sorted out.

The closest I can get to Mueller investigation is:

The police investigate you for killing your wife. You and your wife show up at the police station and she says to the Detective "I'm alive, he didn't kill me." The Detective say to her "Quiet, or we'll charge you with obstruction of justice." Then the police try to charge you with lying to the police because you didn't tell them you were going to make them look like fools."


Posted by: An Observation at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (QGEI2)

256 250 The public at large is not responsible for making the medallion holders whole. Why should the public at large pay their losses? Declare bankruptcy and move on.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 06:40 PM (pvjTE)

While I don't disagree, I do think that Uber/Lyft drivers should be held to the same insurance requirements that a cab would be.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (yXU4O)

257 Wow they just showed dead Prince laying on the floor on CBS news. Ghouls

Posted by: f'd at <<<

Yeah, Radio said he made a mistake - thought he was taking one thing but took fyntinal instead. Right, he knows how to run a billion dollar business, hands on, but...

This is a promo in their war on locals drugs.

Posted by: gNewt at April 19, 2018 06:44 PM (Sc+fF)

258 during the initial transaction the medallions were purchased from the government. the government also has had additional medallion sales, even within the last few years. you maybe be able to purchase the medallions in transactions between private entities but you cannot operate in the city without one.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (MTjB1)

++++

Yes, I'm aware. Point is, the government didn't run the price up. That occurred outside of government control. The medallion holders should be the ones to eat their own losses, not everyone else.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 06:45 PM (pvjTE)

259 https://fxn.ws/2K0gT9T
++++
New emails bolster GOP claims of FBI, DOJ 'coordination' on Clinton case response | Fox News

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 19, 2018 06:46 PM (y3aQB)

260 > second, you seem to suggest that anyone securing a government permit is engaged in a rigged game

Nope. While I do think there are way too many occupations that require permits, there's no overt conspiracy to limit the number of barbershops (for example). In general, anyone who has the training, passes the exam and pays the fee (which is not anywhere near one million dollars -- a barber license in my state is $150/year) can open a barbershop.

That's not the case with taxi medallions. The taxi game is rigged.

Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 19, 2018 06:46 PM (Q7M5N)

261 While I don't disagree, I do think that Uber/Lyft drivers should be held to the same insurance requirements that a cab would be.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (yXU4O)



Uber and Lyft do require their drivers to have a level of insurance significantly above beyond the minimum legal, in California anyway. When your insurance company figures out you are driving for them--and it will--it will insist on a higher level of coverage too.

On the other hand, just about any homeowner in California had better be carrying a much higher level of insurance beyond minimums already, because s/he has something to lose if s/he is at fault in a serious accident.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (ujg0T)

262
no one forced the newspapers to buy licenses from the government.

that is a significant difference between newspapers and taxis.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:36 PM (MTjB1)

Nobody forced anyone to buy a medallion.

The pricing peaked in 2013, and has fallen ever since. Just like a stock with a new technology competitor, they chose to hang on instead of selling for a loss and getting at least a portion of their investment.

Ever heard of Eastman Kodak? Borders Books? They didn't go to zero overnight. Took years.

And some enterprising people bought a bunch of efficient cars and rented them out to other drivers, for a fee. Essentially the taxi model, without medallions, within Uber. This is going on all over the country.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (UsCnO)

263 > Point is, the government didn't run the price up.

Yes, they did, by artificially limiting the number of available medallions, which was done due to lobbying by the medallion owners.

Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (Q7M5N)

264 He stays wealthy and greases palms, his drivers barely make ends meet.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 19, 2018 06:36 PM (QHIPb)


Forget it Jinx, it's DC town!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 06:48 PM (n9EOP)

265 While I don't disagree, I do think that Uber/Lyft drivers should be held to the same insurance requirements that a cab would be.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 06:43 PM (yXU4O)

++++

Aren't they treated like other car services and limos and whatnot? Really, everyone should be treated the same. Same requirements for cabs, limos, ubers, etc.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 06:49 PM (pvjTE)

266 > Not unlike the small bookstore owners after Amazon arrived.



Not the smart ones. The smart ones sell their stuff *through* Amazon nowadays. Yeah, Amazon takes a cut, but Amazon also brings a billion people into your "store" and you don't have to pay for expensive retail space.

Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (Q7M5N)

267 Ace
..don't think that Rudy and the treason crowd will be 'negotiating ' in the way many of us might use that word.
I'm thinking phrases that mention ' your mother' and dick strength may be in the 'negotiations'.
Best guess: this thing gets settled in an unique, historic manner.

Posted by: Redgrains at April 19, 2018 06:50 PM (WPxnj)

268 After all the smoke clears PDT is gonna be the only one left standing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 06:51 PM (qz/Gf)

269 Point is, the government didn't run the price up.
That occurred outside of government control.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 06:45 PM (pvjTE)

Not quite. The government should have increased the number of medallions to match the demand for cab rides.

But they didn't, so the price skyrocketed.

New York City has about the same number of cabs as it did in the 1940s.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 06:51 PM (wYseH)

270 Good to see you, Y5! =)

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at April 19, 2018 06:53 PM (Gim9y)

271 263 > Point is, the government didn't run the price up.

Yes, they did, by artificially limiting the number of available medallions, which was done due to lobbying by the medallion owners.

Posted by: Rudyard Muhfuggin' Kipling at April 19, 2018 06:47 PM (Q7M5N)

++++

Heh. As I previously commented (scroll up), the medallion system was put in place to reduce competition. But, the government was not the one collecting $1.3M for a medallion. That happened outside government.

Burn the whole thing down. Let competition rule.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 06:54 PM (pvjTE)

272 Aren't they treated like other car services and limos and whatnot? Really, everyone should be treated the same. Same requirements for cabs, limos, ubers, etc.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 06:49 PM (pvjTE)



If you are driving something like a stretch limo or a large bus, and Uber *does* have a "Select" service for that, yes, there is. (Class B Commercial in my state).

However, for a typical passenger vehicle, the typical Class C license that just about anyone has will do.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 06:57 PM (ujg0T)

273 Good to see you, Y5! =)

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at April



APG! Where have you been?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:58 PM (MTjB1)

274 Mueller has a very shabby history, objectively, but somehow or another he has traded on his "reputation, which says more about D.C. than anything else. Even using the SDNY as a proxy didn't keep his rainmaker reputation intact after the blatantly Gestapo-style raid on Cohen's office. It is possible Mueller wants to know who he has to fuck to get off this movie, and watching Comey crash and burn may have fueled that impulse.

Lots of qualifiers there, and I thought and still think Mueller was supposed to conduct a sham impeachment investigation until Democrats controlled the House, if that happened. The costs may exceed the benefits now. That's the most optimistic thing I've thought about this cluster, and likely wrong.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2018 06:58 PM (tvTpQ)

275 Make a criminal referrals for Rosenstein and Mueller on their personal corruption as relates to Uranium One, and be done with it.

Why did Cohen drop his suit against buzzfeed? To focus on defending himself. Why would RR and Mueller drop their investigation?

Posted by: Rather Not at April 19, 2018 06:58 PM (oPogG)

276 269 Point is, the government didn't run the price up.
That occurred outside of government control.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 06:45 PM (pvjTE)

Not quite. The government should have increased the number of medallions to match the demand for cab rides.

But they didn't, so the price skyrocketed.

New York City has about the same number of cabs as it did in the 1940s.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 06:51 PM (wYseH)

++++

I am aware. The point is, the government didn't say, hey, the price for a medallion this year is $1.3M. That happened outside of government control.

The reason the government didn't increase the number of medallions is that would defeat the whole purpose. They want to reduce competition by only letting in a few players. The way to fix that is not more medallions. It's no medallions. A simple permitting process, where the company has to have insurance, maintain its vehicles, and make sure its drivers are properly licensed and not criminals should be sufficient. No limit on permits. Anyone who meets the qualifications gets a permit.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 06:59 PM (pvjTE)

277
If you are driving something like a stretch limo or a large bus, and Uber *does* have a "Select" service for that, yes, there is. (Class B Commercial in my state).

However, for a typical passenger vehicle, the typical Class C license that just about anyone has will do.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 06:57 PM (ujg0T)

++++

Apples and oranges. My question was not about drivers licenses, it was about insurance requirements.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 07:00 PM (pvjTE)

278 Apples and oranges. My question was not about drivers licenses, it was about insurance requirements.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 07:00 PM (pvjTE)



Oh, my misunderstanding. See my #261 above.

Uber and Lyft do require their drivers to have a level of insurance significantly above and beyond the minimum legal, in California anyway. When your insurance company figures out you are driving for them--and it will--it will insist on a higher level of coverage too.

On the other hand, just about any homeowner in California had better be carrying a much higher level of insurance beyond minimums already, because s/he has something to lose if s/he is at fault in a serious accident.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 07:05 PM (ujg0T)

279 I took a car service to the Airport today because Uber fucked up last time. More expensive but less worry and hell the Navy paid anyway

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 07:05 PM (qz/Gf)

280 "Not about Trump" So Cohen's was just a random bust?

Yeah, sure.

Posted by: West at April 19, 2018 07:11 PM (2835Q)

281 Uber and Lyft do require their drivers to have a level of insurance significantly above and beyond the minimum legal, in California anyway. When your insurance company figures out you are driving for them--and it will--it will insist on a higher level of coverage too.

On the other hand, just about any homeowner in California had better be carrying a much higher level of insurance beyond minimums already, because s/he has something to lose if s/he is at fault in a serious accident.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 07:05 PM (ujg0T)

++++

Right. But, the issue was someone was talking about the unfairness of taxi drivers being required to have more insurance than ubers. I questioned whether the ubers were just being treated the same, insurance wise, as limos and other car services. Point being, it's not just ubers that get the better treatment, it's all car services.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 07:13 PM (pvjTE)

282
APG! Where have you been?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 06:58 PM (MTjB1)
Ha! Wish I could say up to no good, but life isn't that exciting, regrettably!Looking for a job, writing. Trying to not throw things across the room when my liberal Facebook friends act like fucking idiots and say absolutely stupid shit. (I think one ex I am friends with is about to set up a Virgin Mary type shrine for David Hogg, complete with candle.) How the HELL are you?

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at April 19, 2018 07:13 PM (Gim9y)

283 238 >>Yeah right.
Right after I start my reign as the King of Siam.

Google False Statements Act, your royal Highness.

It amazes me how resistant to what is actually happening some people are. Trump is winning. Mueller has nothing.

Trump has no duty whatsoever to testify before Mueller. Zippo. The only obligation is political, how would it look if Trump gave Mueller the Heisman.

That's the negotiation.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 06:35 PM (/tuJf)

Unlike the movies, the good guy never wins.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2018 07:15 PM (3Pma+)

284 274

Either way this thing is getting settled but I like your take on it.

Posted by: Redgrains at April 19, 2018 07:16 PM (WPxnj)

285 Ha! Wish I could say up to no good, but life isn't that exciting, regrettably!Looking for a job, writing. Trying to not throw things across the room when my liberal Facebook friends act like fucking idiots and say absolutely stupid shit. (I think one ex I am friends with is about to set up a Virgin Mary type shrine for David Hogg, complete with candle.) How the HELL are you?
Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at April




hey, have some stuff to finish. will email later.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 07:18 PM (MTjB1)

286 the more this mueller clown show goes on
the more popular trump gets
let it continue

Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:23 PM (XcgmW)

287 I feel too much like Charlie Brown, and the GOP is Lucy.

I met Rudy once, and although I think he could be a stronger 2A advocate, I liked other things he had to say and in person, 1-1, he came across as pretty genuine. For that matter, so did Slate Gordon. Other politicians I have met have seemed slimy. or like a playa.

So I HOPE that the people saying that Trump has shit on Mueller and things are about to go badly for the Deep State are correct...? But I have been burned so many times, man...

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at April 19, 2018 07:23 PM (Gim9y)

288 Right. But, the issue was someone was talking about the unfairness of taxi drivers being required to have more insurance than ubers. I questioned whether the ubers were just being treated the same, insurance wise, as limos and other car services. Point being, it's not just ubers that get the better treatment, it's all car services.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 07:13 PM (pvjTE)



Of course, the issue of Direct Employee (of cab or shuttle company) vs. Independent Contractor (Of Uber, Lyft, or perhaps some cab companies) comes into play here too.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 07:24 PM (ujg0T)

289 The law offices of Bulgur, Hatfill & Rosatom are on the job!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at April 19, 2018 07:25 PM (2NqXo)

290 dems need to get foreigners and pre-teens
into the voting booths to win

tell me again why the GOP is afraid
to exercise power

Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:28 PM (XcgmW)

291 Surber quoted Trump from last year where Trump said he had his own team investigating Mueller and crew. I think Trump had PIs digging up all the dirt on Mueller.

Posted by: MAGA at April 19, 2018 07:31 PM (LnOh3)

292 290 dems need to get foreigners and pre-teens
into the voting booths to win

tell me again why the GOP is afraid
to exercise power
Posted by: mAggressor at April 19, 2018 07:28 PM (XcgmW)



Honestly? When you live in the DC echo chamber of all Democrat slanted news all the time, I think it begins to wear on many of them and they go wobbly.

Like that psychology experiment where a group of planted people all claim a measured line compared to another is longer or shorter than it really is and the test subject or "mark" starts to alter his or her answers just to fit in.

That's my charitable answer, and for a good many it is true.

Others, I suspect, have sold out.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 07:32 PM (ujg0T)

293 Rosenstein wrote the memo justifying Comey's firing--and then named Mueller because Comey got fired. Not to mention signing the FISA warrant application.

They are only setting this new trap because they failed to bait President Trump into firing Mueller last week.

Dirty Sewer Rats.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 19, 2018 07:56 PM (Ndje9)

294 what if Giuliana says to Her Mueller......ya wanna see the pics and chics....young stuff...... Illary had on Weiners computer?....cause the NYPD would sure like to leak em...some of those pics made cops cry....I Might be able to stop the cops....

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 19, 2018 07:57 PM (kHv/o)

295 As to the latter: It's a bad idea. It signals vulnerability and will
just encourage them. Prosecutors only negotiate plea deals to spare them
the use of some resources in some cases.


Mueller does have one resource: public opinion. He is rapidly exhausting it everyone knows it. Guiliani may be just the guy to appeal to Mueller on this point. Not sure how old Mueller is, but he may still have aspirations beyond being the Special Counsel Who Could Not Bring Trump Down - if so, Guiliani might know a way to appeal to Mueller.

Trump really is pretty smart, and I don't think he would take this step without some sort of inkling that it might work. In any event, Guiliani isn't a bad guy to have on your team.

Posted by: one-eyed cat peepin' in the seafood store at April 19, 2018 08:05 PM (/sTHK)

296 Dear Jackstraw,

You have obvious inside info or you are remarkably astute.

Im going with both and hearty THANK YOU.

Seriously dude, I comb these threads for your inspiring words.

I have not yet (an RCH away) given up on sessions and I too believe that things are different with Trump at the Helm. When I read the story about Rudy I could hear the turd filing up in Muellers pants.

Rudy doesn't fuck around and his 'negotiation' is one that I highly suspect will not yield an inch to Mueller. Quite the contrary.

The undefined scope of this "investigation" is about to shrink to the size of a Cheerio.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (aR6C/)

Office of Inspector General Issues Criminal Referral on Andrew McCabe

GoFundMyPrisonCafeteriaAccount.

The Justice Department's internal watchdog has sent a criminal referral for fired FBI official Andrew McCabe to the U.S. attorney's office in Washington.

The move follows a recent DOJ inspector general report that found McCabe leaked a self-serving story to the press and later lied about it to then-Director James Comey and federal investigators, prompting Attorney General Jeff Sessions to fire him on March 16.

A source confirmed to Fox News that the referral was sent.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:35 PM




Comments

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1 Plus he thinks McCabes a Gleet

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 04:27 PM (BdsCV)

2 Flaming skull worty?

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 04:27 PM (aC6Sd)

3 Moar!
We want MOAR!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 04:28 PM (0tfLf)

4 You mean with a cloth?

Posted by: Drc at April 19, 2018 04:28 PM (vbaSG)

5 Good.

Posted by: Dianna at April 19, 2018 04:28 PM (DV/Ik)

6 They'll never take me alive!

Posted by: Hillary! at April 19, 2018 04:28 PM (njNH0)

7 Worthy,
Type, read post not type, post then read

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 04:28 PM (aC6Sd)

8 Top ten

Posted by: James Sheldon at April 19, 2018 04:28 PM (gLylO)

9 Don't worry, we'll be sure to give this none of the attention it deserves when we're not too busy attending fundraisers for democrats. Toodles!

Posted by: US Attorney's Office at April 19, 2018 04:28 PM (+dsLj)

10 And now Bloomberg is reporting that Rosenstein told Trump last week that he is not a target of the Mueller investigation.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 04:29 PM (UBzPO)

11 Dang.

A willowed Perp Walk! is a tragedy to be hold ...

Posted by: The Guy that what Sells Pictures of Hillary in Orange Pantsuits for Money ... at April 19, 2018 04:29 PM (AoK0a)

12 Racist

Posted by: gahomo at April 19, 2018 04:29 PM (kPA/n)

13 I think if this becomes an indictment, it becomes a flaming skull.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 04:29 PM (Z5y53)

14 Something funny.

Posted by: irright at April 19, 2018 04:29 PM (pMGkg)

15 I'm still laughing from the last thread.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 04:29 PM (LiyEm)

16 What's a guy gotta do to get a Flaming Skull around here?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:29 PM (/tuJf)

17 Send it over to Kimba Wood for her to sign off on it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2018 04:29 PM (7ZVPa)

18 Hammer one into the ground and they might start singing like a bird.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 04:29 PM (aC6Sd)

19 At this point, what difference does it make?
Can't we all just move on now?

Posted by: Former Spartan Fan at April 19, 2018 04:30 PM (Xo3T0)

20
"The Bar For Prosecution Is Too Damn High! Er LOW!"

- - Andrew McCabe McMillian McMuffin

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:30 PM (VM6ev)

21 McCabe is going to need special federalpoundmeintheass underpants.

Posted by: mpfs at April 19, 2018 04:30 PM (GTMqk)

22 Doesn't GoFundMe have a policy against collecting donation on their site to be used in criminal defense?

For Republicans, anyway.

Posted by: Emperor of the High Seas, Barack Aubrey at April 19, 2018 04:30 PM (LISuA)

23 BTW - CNN is on, and the whole panel of Democrats is talking about how terrible James Comey is.

So. Much. Win.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 04:30 PM (Z5y53)

24 Pass.

Posted by: U.S. Atorey's Office in Washington at April 19, 2018 04:30 PM (4e+hS)

25 17 Send it over to Kimba Wood for her to sign off on it.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2018 04:29 PM (7ZVPa)


Someone should put some wood on Kimba. And not that kind either.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:30 PM (VM6ev)

26 Slow are the wheels.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 19, 2018 04:30 PM (xqfqx)

27 This is just a ploy by the Trump owned OIG to distract us from his clear and obvious ties to Russia.

Posted by: Ed McMullin, Principally Principled Conservative and Mighty Sucker of Cock at April 19, 2018 04:31 PM (+dsLj)

28 >>16 What's a guy gotta do to get a Flaming Skull around here?

Handcuffs with perp walk. Bag over the head would be nice as well.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:31 PM (r9UYA)

29 21 McCabe is going to need special federalpoundmeintheass underpants.
Posted by: mpfs at April 19, 2018 04:30 PM (GTMqk)


"Hic, wha?..."

- - Hic, Hillary

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:31 PM (VM6ev)

30 He's already tired of orange, wait until he sees his new jumpsuit.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2018 04:31 PM (7ZVPa)

31 Huber is already on this.

The referral to the D.C. U.S. Attorney's Office occurred some time ago, after the inspector general concluded McCabe had lied to investigators or his own boss, then-FBI Director James B. Comey, on four occasions, three of them under oath.

http://tinyurl.com/y9z6dnbj
The Conservative Treehouse

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 04:31 PM (pvjTE)

32 So much for my pension.

*hic!*

Posted by: Andy McCabe, drunk and unemployed at April 19, 2018 04:31 PM (J7NdS)

33 23 To be fair,the Democrats hated Comey before they loved him and than started hating him again..

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 04:32 PM (LiyEm)

34 Just an fyi, the US Attorney for DC is Jessie Liu.

Before Trump appointed her the US Attorney she worked on his transition.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:32 PM (/tuJf)

35 28 >>16 What's a guy gotta do to get a Flaming Skull around here?

Handcuffs with perp walk. Bag over the head would be nice as well.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:31 PM (r9UYA)


The actual reanimation of the Continental Army, armed with M-16's and marching on the Capitol.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:32 PM (VM6ev)

36 >>Someone should put some wood on Kimba. And not that kind either.

I heard hickory is a solid wood.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:32 PM (r9UYA)

37 And now Bloomberg is reporting that Rosenstein told Trump last week that he is not a target of the Mueller investigation.
=======================

Didn't we all agree earlier that's just Fibbie/DOJ bullshit, designed to entice DJT into cosy conversations with federal investigators?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 04:32 PM (LISuA)

38 Can't remember my source, maybe Rush on radio but point was raised that the real meat in the OIG report is not McCabe lying 4 times but where it notes that he was pressured by DOJ in aug 2016 to stop investigating CGI.

I'm so cynical I just thought "yeah but since they have established he's a liar, they'll just say he lied about that unless he has some proof that Yates or her minion gave him such an instruction"

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 19, 2018 04:32 PM (eASYU)

39 Victim #1 of the Trump Train. Go rot in jail / hell you fucking commie traitor bastard.

Hopefully this is the first in 200+ criminal referrals and that each one is carefully, quickly and legally brought to justice.

Posted by: Eli Cash at April 19, 2018 04:32 PM (a+WIL)

40 30 He's already tired of orange, wait until he sees his new jumpsuit.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2018 04:31 PM (7ZVPa)


Prison rompers!

*call Lagerfeld*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:33 PM (VM6ev)

41 Does the FBI automatically get a lying pass?

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 04:33 PM (zSVEm)

42 Why does this take so long to go from a referral to an actual arrest? Should be referral at 14:00, arrest at 14:01.

Next time I feel like breaking the law, I want a referral.

Seems nicer.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2018 04:33 PM (EoRCO)

43 Urethra Franklin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 04:33 PM (89T5c)

44 That means minimally Lynch and more than likely Obama.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:33 PM (VM6ev)

45 While it is gratifying, I suspect STRONGLY, that if there is a single democrat on the Jury he will be found "not guilty" or at best constantly "mistrialed."

The right refuses to understand that the left is not engaged in any form of civic virtue, they are almost uniformly engaged in war by other means.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 04:34 PM (SzZnW)

46 I'm not going to believe this until CNN's Human-Egg hybrid experiment, Brian Stetler confirms.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 04:34 PM (pw+jk)

47 27 This is just a ploy by the Trump owned OIG to distract us from his clear and obvious ties to Russia.
Posted by: Ed McMullin, Principally Principled Conservative and Mighty Sucker of Cock at April 19, 2018 04:31 PM (+dsLj)

At least Trump pays his staffers.

Posted by: Former Egg McMuffin Staffer, still unpaid at April 19, 2018 04:34 PM (J7NdS)

48 Oh please let me see this twit perp walked. Please. I'll give up swearing for a month.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:34 PM (ptqGC)

49 All yer referrals...

Posted by: dananjcon at April 19, 2018 04:34 PM (xqfqx)

50 43 Urethra Franklin.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 04:33 PM (89T5c)


Should arrange a meet and gleet for you...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:34 PM (VM6ev)

51 One account I read earlier says this referral was sent some time ago..

I would bet good money nothing ever comes of it.. someone at DoJ will dig out Comey's wording about how it was against negligent but doesn't rise to the level of prosecution..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 19, 2018 04:34 PM (so+oy)

52 Paul Begala is saying we need institutions. Snigger.

Posted by: I Cried at April 19, 2018 04:34 PM (loZXu)

53 Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:32 PM (/tuJf)
++++
I have posted that i the last 3 threads I believe, doesn't matter with the Cognitive Dissonance/Tourette's Syndrome crowd

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 04:34 PM (y3aQB)

54 Well, he won't do any time but at least somebody is going to get investigated, which is nice.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2018 04:34 PM (RD7QR)

55 Someone should put some wood on Kimba. And not that kind either.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:30 PM (VM6ev)

++++

Former Playboy Bunny Kimba Wood? I suspect that's been done to death.

https://donsurber.blogspot.com/2018/04/impeach-kimba-wood_18.html

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 04:35 PM (pvjTE)

56 against negligent - oh you know what I mean!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 19, 2018 04:35 PM (so+oy)

57 I can't wait for the "Hitler Learns the Andrew McCabe is going to be indicted" video.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 04:35 PM (pw+jk)

58
Paul Begala is saying we need institutions. Snigger.

Posted by: I Cried at April 19, 2018 04:34 PM (loZXu)


Speaking of thumbs. Dude's got one yuge, shiny forehead.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

59 GoFundMyPrisionCafeteriaAccount""

Prison Cheetos are expensive but reduce the rapeyness of Bubba.

Posted by: X-ray at April 19, 2018 04:35 PM (TGrKk)

60 Hopefully this is just an appetizer.

Comey's been on with Jake Tapper. Getting beat up by the panelists. Jimmy Drama isn't helping himself with his book tour.

This needs to become a bigger case that exposes Comey, McCabe and Lynch as truly dirty cops.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 19, 2018 04:35 PM (pV/54)

61 44 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:33 PM (VM6ev)

Mocha Jesus will never be accused, let alone charged....

ALL of these activities: Cruella DeVille Lerner, Honest Andy McCabe, Diamond Jim Comey, Eric "My People Holder" all of them happened without Giggles' knowledge.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 04:35 PM (SzZnW)

62 48 Oh please let me see this twit perp walked. Please. I'll give up swearing for a month.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:34 PM (ptqGC)


If he doesn't, will you just swear nonstop?

I will.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 04:35 PM (7UW64)

63 Someone should put some wood on Kimba. And not that kind either.

I heard hickory is a solid wood.
Posted by: Under Fire



Hickory shampoo with an oak conditioner.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 04:35 PM (+BxpP)

64 23 BTW - CNN is on, and the whole panel of Democrats is talking about how terrible James Comey is.

So. Much. Win.
Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 04:30 PM (Z5y53)

We can hope that there will be so many bodies under the bus that it's high centered before all this is done. But I'm not slurping any members yet, per the Wolfe Dictum.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2018 04:36 PM (RD7QR)

65 -
--
He's already tired of orange, wait until he sees his new jumpsuit.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2018 04:31 PM (7ZVPa)




----------------------

Make sure he gets the easy-access trap door style.


Posted by: Big Ugly Cellmate at April 19, 2018 04:36 PM (pMGkg)

66 This is so funny! I was just reading a moment ago how the feverishly anti-Trump press expects Cohen to instantly spill all he knows if he is himself charged with a crime! Just to get a lighter sentence.

But that sort of rule won't apply to me, will it?

Posted by: Loretta Lynch at April 19, 2018 04:36 PM (LISuA)

67 Mocha Jesus will never be accused, let alone charged....

ALL of these activities: Cruella DeVille Lerner, Honest Andy McCabe, Diamond Jim Comey, Eric "My People Holder" all of them happened without Giggles' knowledge.
Posted by: sven10077



And NOT ONE of them moved without his say so.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 04:36 PM (+BxpP)

68 If he doesn't, will you just swear nonstop?



I will.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 04:35 PM (7UW64)


*fist bump*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:36 PM (ptqGC)

69 51 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 19, 2018 04:34 PM (so+oy)

"Honest Andy was malicious, but it did not rise to the level of Republicanness...."

//Your Non-Partisan DoJ Civil Service

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 04:37 PM (SzZnW)

70 61 Probably true as he was too busy sleeping late,vacationing,watching SportsCenter and smoking pot to follow what conspiracies were being cooked up by his cabal...

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 04:37 PM (LiyEm)

71 59 GoFundMyPrisionCafeteriaAccount""

Prison Cheetos are expensive but reduce the rapeyness of Bubba.
Posted by: X-ray at April 19, 2018 04:35 PM (TGrKk)


Capsacin applied liberally to the perineum can be quite the preventive. Though it does have side effects so I am led to believe...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:37 PM (VM6ev)

72 43 Urethra Franklin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 04:33 PM (89T5c)


NOT gonna look that up. Not even once.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 04:37 PM (7UW64)

73 And yet, Felonia von Pantsuit will never see the inside of a jail cell.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at April 19, 2018 04:37 PM (rdl6o)

74 Let's hope that this is the snowflake causes an avalanche.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 04:37 PM (+y/Ru)

75 16 What's a guy gotta do to get a Flaming Skull around here?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:29 PM (/tuJf)
----

Have a last name of Comey or Brennan.

Posted by: WisRich at April 19, 2018 04:37 PM (G0vdT)

76 Someone should put some wood on Kimba. And not that kind either.

I heard hickory is a solid wood.
Posted by: Under Fire

Hickory shampoo with an oak conditioner.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 04:35 PM (+BxpP)

Ash, as in a baseball bat.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 04:38 PM (T71PA)

77
We can hope that there will be so many bodies
under the bus that it's high centered before all this is done. But I'm
not slurping any members yet, per the Wolfe Dictum.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2018 04:36 PM (RD7QR)


Brings back warm memories of Barry's and Mooch's limo stuck in a driveway in some European shithole they were gracing with themselves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

78 36 I heard hickory is a solid wood.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:32 PM (r9UYA)

It sure is, you don't get a nickname like mine for being weak and flimsy.

Posted by: Andrew "Old Hickory" Jackson at April 19, 2018 04:38 PM (J7NdS)

79 ALL of these activities: Cruella DeVille Lerner, Honest Andy McCabe, Diamond Jim Comey, Eric "My People Holder" all of them happened without Giggles' knowledge.

********************

I'll take Shrillary as a consolation prize though. She's almost universally hated now too and I don't think even the media can stomach carrying her water much longer.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 04:38 PM (+dsLj)

80 They put salt-peter in the Cheetos.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 04:39 PM (89T5c)

81 73 And yet, Felonia von Pantsuit will never see the inside of a jail cell.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at April 19, 2018 04:37 PM (rdl6o)

Nor shall she darken the chair behind the desk in the oval office, so there's that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 04:39 PM (7UW64)

82 huh? wha?

Posted by: Jeffey Sessionzzz at April 19, 2018 04:39 PM (/gJgv)

83 Pro tip:

If the government allows you to roll on someone, you ain't the big fish.


Bigger tip:

The big fish isn't going down for anything.


Because? One word: Comity

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 04:39 PM (+BxpP)

84 Nor shall she darken the chair behind the desk in the oval office, so there's that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 04:39 PM (7UW64)

Darken? EEeeewwww!

MUH DEPENDS HAS LOST CONTAINMENT!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 19, 2018 04:40 PM (xPJvm)

85 Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!

Posted by: JAS at April 19, 2018 04:40 PM (sCN2W)

86 One the other hand I'm thinking orangefederalpoundmeinthe ass culottes for McCabe. Much more stylish and comfy.

Posted by: mpfs at April 19, 2018 04:40 PM (GTMqk)

87 I'd be satisfied if the Clinton Crime Family lost all of their money. I think that would hurt Felonous worse than prison time.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 04:40 PM (pw+jk)

88 And Liu recuses herself in 3..2..1
(take it easy, it's just a joke)

Posted by: irright at April 19, 2018 04:40 PM (pMGkg)

89 >>Have a last name of Comey or Brennan.

Inevitable. Just a matter of time.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:41 PM (/tuJf)

90 Felonia von Pantsuit


I kindly request (beg) this is the name we use from now on for "she who can not be named." I cannot stand seeing her name.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:41 PM (UXHfL)

91 Paul Begala is saying we need institutions. Snigger.

-
I assume he means they all need to be institutionalized.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 04:41 PM (+y/Ru)

92 One the other hand I'm thinking orangefederalpoundmeinthe ass culottes for McCabe. Much more stylish and comfy.

Posted by: mpfs at April 19, 2018 04:40 PM (GTMqk)


A retro orange mesh t-shirt would really finish the look.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:41 PM (ptqGC)

93 Message for you Sir!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SwNXQMoNps

Posted by: DaveA at April 19, 2018 04:41 PM (FhXTo)

94 Come ON rickb. Precedent Barky was just a figurehead, you don't really think he called any shots do you? Sure, he agreed with all the commie actions on principal but that coke and pot fried brain could not grasp details of any of those machinations.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 19, 2018 04:41 PM (eASYU)

95 Seems like he would have gotten away with his lefty bs during "investigations" if he hadn't been greedy and gotten the payoff too obviously and too early.


Greek tragedy with a non-sympathetic "hero."

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 04:41 PM (ahV/f)

96 Barry's and Mooch's limo stuck in a driveway in some European shithole"

England.

So, yeah.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 04:42 PM (7LY+6)

97 No matter what I do, I cannot get the thought of giant white erections out of my head. It makes me hungry all the time.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 19, 2018 04:42 PM (uCmdr)

98 Inevitable. Just a matter of time.
========================

You're thinking of the wrong dimension. What you want is in the next universe, one over from our reality.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 04:42 PM (LISuA)

99 Between Comey and McCabe which one is the sympathetic one?

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 04:42 PM (2LelM)

100 McCabe is going to need special federalpoundmeintheass underpants.

He can borrow some of mine!

Posted by: Shep! at April 19, 2018 04:42 PM (oVJmc)

101 if anybody is indicted, i will quit swearing for thirty fucking seconds. maybe. nah, never happen.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 04:43 PM (KP5rU)

102 I'd be satisfied if the Clinton Crime Family lost all of their money. I think that would hurt Felonous worse than prison time.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 04:40 PM (pw+jk)

Never happen. Probably buried in Caymans or Switzerland or Pedo Island. Or transferred to Chelsea. The only thing that was bigger than their desire for President was their lust for money.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:43 PM (UXHfL)

103 Come ON rickb. Precedent Barky was just a
figurehead, you don't really think he called any shots do you? Sure, he
agreed with all the commie actions on principal but that coke and pot
fried brain could not grasp details of any of those machinations.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 19, 2018 04:41 PM (eASYU)


Gosh. ValJar told us he was too smart for the presidency and it bored him. Always the smartest guy in the room.

*my fingers hurt from typing that*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:43 PM (ptqGC)

104 Was there really an intent to lie on my clients part?

Posted by: McCabe's GoFundMe Lawyers at April 19, 2018 04:43 PM (r9UYA)

105 Expect the OIG Report to show dozens of times that Standard Operating Procedure at the DOJ/FBI was violated during the Hillary e-mail investigation. Overseen by Comey/Lynch/McCabe. With Strzok as the operative. Not an accident.

Then there's the Flynn Frame

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 19, 2018 04:43 PM (pV/54)

106 96 Barry's and Mooch's limo stuck in a driveway in some THIRD WORLD European shithole"


England.


So, yeah.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 04:42 PM (7LY+6)
FIFY

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 04:43 PM (ahV/f)

107 Capsacin applied liberally to the perineum


Is that from the Shep Cooks recipe book?

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 04:43 PM (BdsCV)

108 And yet, Felonia von Pantsuit will never see the inside of a jail cell.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at April 19, 2018 04:37 PM (rdl6o)

Nor shall she darken the chair behind the desk in the oval office, so there's that.
Posted by: tcn in AK



I never will either. So can I break as many federal laws as she did?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 04:43 PM (+BxpP)

109 Don't drop the soap, Andy.

Andy. Hmmm. That has a prison bitch ring to it.

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Rooster at April 19, 2018 04:43 PM (VpIIl)

110 Man. Cant wait for Hillary to be photographed in an orange jumpsuit.

Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 04:44 PM (AoLFQ)

111 oh wait, this is sort of a real deal then?

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 19, 2018 04:44 PM (Kuhyt)

112 I think McCabe's case is one that people are watching and waiting on. At some level people can understand, if not agree with or like, the idea of people being so powerful and so connected they are essentially untouchable. But if you let someone like McCabe slide? That's a cultural watershed moment. This guy has to face the man.

Or else.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 04:44 PM (39g3+)

113 Talking Head on TV says no way DoJ prosecutes and if it does it is because of undo Trump influence.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 04:44 PM (V1D0R)

114 shall she darken"

Shorter version: "shart"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 04:44 PM (7LY+6)

115 >>You're thinking of the wrong dimension. What you want is in the next universe, one over from our reality.

Ya know, I've heard I'm wrong on this stuff for about 6 months now. So far, I haven't been.

Both Brennan and Comey will eventually face charges. And so will quite a few others perhaps even she who smells like mothballs and urine.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:45 PM (/tuJf)

116 Its gonna be fun seeing who has to pick up the Clinton Foundation check after Bill and Hillz gorged themselves on the all you can eat buffet.

Imma betting the best and brightest didn't see that coming.

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 04:45 PM (2LelM)

117 While it is gratifying, I suspect STRONGLY, that if there is a single democrat on the Jury he will be found "not guilty" or at best constantly "mistrialed."

The right refuses to understand that the left is not engaged in any form of civic virtue, they are almost uniformly engaged in war by other means.
Posted by: sven10077

____________

Maybe, but them spending a cool million to stay out of prison and becoming radioactive for future, cushy gigs is about all I can hope for in this life.

It's at least a shot across the bow.

Posted by: Maritime at April 19, 2018 04:45 PM (lKmt3)

118 Obama's limo was stuck in Dublin. Which is in Ireland, and yes a third world shithole.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 19, 2018 04:45 PM (pV/54)

119 Andy. Hmmm. That has a prison bitch ring to it.
========================

Very Shawshank-y

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 04:45 PM (LISuA)

120 108 Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 04:43 PM (+BxpP)

Sure you can, just like you can lie under oath like "Honest Andy" McCabe...

there are NOT two sets of laws, one for donks and one for everyone else....

"honest injun"

//Lieawatha Warren "Princess CheekBonesz"

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 04:45 PM (SzZnW)

121 "Nor shall she darken the chair behind the desk in the oval office, so there's that.
Posted by: tcn in AK
"

The only thing she is darkening is the seat of her Underoos.

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Rooster at April 19, 2018 04:45 PM (VpIIl)

122 109 Don't drop the soap, Andy.

Andy. Hmmm. That has a prison bitch ring to it.
Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Rooster at April 19, 2018 04:43 PM (VpIIl)
---


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Andy Dufresne at April 19, 2018 04:45 PM (G0vdT)

123 I have lost my feeling that we are equal under the law - that the guilty will be tried, convicted and punished appropriately, no matter the position they hold.

On my worst days, mob rule doesn't sound so bad.

I pray to regain my even keel on these matters, but I fear it has been irretrievably lost.

I hope I am wrong.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2018 04:45 PM (9rIkM)

124 110: You may want to rethink that. Never, ever, fucking happen Bitch has immunity.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 04:45 PM (KP5rU)

125 Yeah, yeah, your not a target, were just going to raid your lawyers office because we found something hinky during our illigitimate investigation of your non-existent collusion with Russians...

Say hows about we have a surprise off the record, unrecorded interview?

When?

Oh well just pop on over sometime, itll be really quick, honest injun.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2018 04:46 PM (A1Hcp)

126 113 Talking Head on TV says no way DoJ prosecutes and if it does it is because of undo Trump influence.
------------------------
Well the only way to placate that point of view is to appoint a Special Counsel isn't it?

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 04:46 PM (2LelM)

127 Sock off

Posted by: WisRich at April 19, 2018 04:47 PM (G0vdT)

128 Urethra Franklin.

-
OMG I cannot pee.
Find out what this means to me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 04:47 PM (+y/Ru)

129 Capsacin applied liberally to the perineum can be quite the preventive. Though it does have side effects so I am led to believe...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:37 PM (VM6ev)


This makes me think about your Australian gf...which is never good.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:47 PM (UXHfL)

130
Andy. Hmmm. That has a prison bitch ring to it.
========================
Very Shawshank-y


Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 04:45 PM (LISuA)


I see a job in the prison laundry room in Andy's future.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:47 PM (ptqGC)

131 Andy McCabe; from SWAT Team to Schmaltz Team in record time.

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Rooster at April 19, 2018 04:47 PM (VpIIl)

132 Guess lying to the FBI is a crime but the FBI lying is a different case.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 04:47 PM (aC6Sd)

133 And the slow walk run out the clock continues.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 19, 2018 04:47 PM (G8hDY)

134 Man. Cant wait for Hillary to be photographed in an orange jumpsuit.

She's worn worse.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 04:47 PM (oVJmc)

135 Posted by: McCabe's GoFundMe Lawyers at April 19, 2018 04:43 PM (r9UYA)

****************

You know I just gotta fucking love how a guy worth 11 million dollars has a fucking GoFundMe account, and the media not only ignores the irony but actually advertises it so he can get even more fundraising.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 04:47 PM (+dsLj)

136 Predicted sentence will be 200 hours of Community Service working for the Hillary 2020 campaign, where he will be fined $1 which will be subtracted from the five million dollars donated by The Clinton Crime Syndicate to his wife's next campaign.

Posted by: ShainS at April 19, 2018 04:48 PM (0mYEj)

137 I wonder: could Comey save himself by throwing McCabe and Rosenstein under the bus?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 04:48 PM (ujg0T)

138 Hillary would likely get a jury nullification pass.

But guys like Comey and McCabe? NFW. The're the worst combo of Dirty Cop and Greedy I_Banker. A jury will want them hung with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 19, 2018 04:48 PM (pV/54)

139 -
--
Maybe, but them spending a cool million to stay out
of prison and becoming radioactive for future, cushy gigs is about all I
can hope for in this life.



It's at least a shot across the bow.


Posted by: Maritime at April 19, 2018 04:45 PM

------------------------

I don't think anyone on the left can be "radioactive". See Marion Barry, Eliot Spitzer, etc. etc. etc.......




Posted by: irright at April 19, 2018 04:48 PM (pMGkg)

140 And if McCabe goes down, Comey has to as well, from what McCabe himself has already said. Comey won't talk but McCabe might. He looks kind of sniveling already.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 04:48 PM (39g3+)

141 113 Talking Head on TV says no way DoJ prosecutes and if it does it is because of undo Trump influence.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 04:44 PM (V1D0R)

Because even though the charges had nothing to do with Trump EVERYBODY knows a deepstate cabal has been trying to frame down Trump and many are actively supporting it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 04:48 PM (V1D0R)

142 Smell moth balls?
How do you get his little legs apart?

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 19, 2018 04:48 PM (RuIsu)

143 37 And now Bloomberg is reporting that Rosenstein told Trump last week that he is not a target of the Mueller investigation.
=======================

Didn't we all agree earlier that's just Fibbie/DOJ bullshit, designed to entice DJT into cosy conversations with federal investigators?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 04:32 PM (LISuA)


Remember, the Feds are allowed to lie to the targets of their investigations.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 04:48 PM (xjiRE)

144 135 Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 04:47 PM (+dsLj)

I just wish Honest Andy, and Diamond Jim would share their investment secrets...

they both became multi-millionaires while being "public servants."

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 04:49 PM (SzZnW)

145 If some DC jury of tasseled loafer wearers lets McCabe off, I suspect the "whiskey for my men, and beer for my horses" singers will be taking over judicial actions.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 04:49 PM (LISuA)

146 Wait. Isn't the FBI lying to the FBI an oxymoron?

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Rooster at April 19, 2018 04:49 PM (VpIIl)

147 Paul Beluga (yes I know but it fits his Peytonian skull) has a brother named Chris who is the political opposite of Paul. Chris works local radio in Houston.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 19, 2018 04:49 PM (OdnqE)

148 Hillary will be in an orange jumpsuit the same day I win the billion dollar powerball.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 04:49 PM (KP5rU)

149 I don't like talk about this, but when Hillary was leaning up against me, she left a skid mark.

And the truth is, her missing shoe was blown off by a shart blasting down her pants leg.

Posted by: The Bollard at April 19, 2018 04:49 PM (kcc2V)

150 I had posted previously that I believed McCabe will be the fall guy. The only fall guy.

I hope I'm wrong. The IG report which bases in part its referral on the fact that McCabe lied to Comey indicates to me that Comey is not a target.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 04:49 PM (s9DTK)

151 Is it too much to ask, after eight long, miserable years, to dream of turning on MSDNC, CNN and the alphabets, and watch the hosts having worse melt-downs than they did the night Trump beat the Beast's ass?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:49 PM (ptqGC)

152 I thought 'GoFundMe' was McCabe's pet name for Terry McAuliffe.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 04:49 PM (oVJmc)

153 So, who gonna pop Andys cherry?

Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 04:49 PM (AoLFQ)

154 and the media not only ignores the irony but actually advertises it so he can get even more fundraising.

Not one of them looked even surprised he had it. None of them said "he is pretty wealthy to be begging for money" at any point.

In on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 04:49 PM (39g3+)

155 Gosh. ValJar told us he was too smart for the presidency and it bored him. Always the smartest guy in the room.

*my fingers hurt from typing that*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:43 PM (ptqGC)

I sooo remember that. My conclusion was that he was a lazy ass. Bcz if the Presidency is boring than you are not doing it right. You are not being proactive at all. And he wasn't...except in weaponizing it. Which is more about corruption than being proactive.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:50 PM (UXHfL)

156 Looking forward to Page, Strozk and Preistap sinking the knife into Andy and Sad Giraffe.

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 04:50 PM (2LelM)

157 McCabe has the gleets?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 04:50 PM (5kNJK)

158 138 Posted by: Ignoramus at April 19, 2018 04:48 PM (pV/54)

I wish I could agree, they let Smiling Bob Menendez walk....

I think the "-d" is LITERALLY a get out of jail free card these days.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 04:50 PM (SzZnW)

159 110 Man. Cant wait for Hillary to be photographed in an orange jumpsuit.
Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 04:44 PM (AoLFQ)


https://tinyurl.com/yckgvd52

Here ya go!

Posted by: cornbred at April 19, 2018 04:50 PM (c32gH)

160 If he ever goes to Club Fed, I'm certain the warden will provide him with a penthouse suite.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 19, 2018 04:50 PM (Sda6L)

161 C'mon, the man had to retire TWO days early! Hasn't he suffered enough? All he did was try to save us!

- Bill "Puffy" Kristol

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2018 04:50 PM (7ZVPa)

162 What are the chances of getting a conviction in any courtroom on the East Coast?

Anywhere, for that matter, where a liberal finds themselves on the jury?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 19, 2018 04:51 PM (4ErVI)

163 hey hey Mueller McCabe
How many times did you leak today?

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2018 04:51 PM (bT8Z4)

164 " And now Bloomberg is reporting that Rosenstein told Trump last week that he is not a target of the Mueller investigation.
"

Well he's not because its beyond the Special Prosecutors scope.

So they outsourced that to the Second District working on the Cohen case,

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Rooster at April 19, 2018 04:51 PM (VpIIl)

165 Wait. Isn't the FBI lying to the FBI an oxymoron?

-
I thought it was a type of weasel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 04:51 PM (+y/Ru)

166 I suspect the "whiskey for my men, and beer for my horses" singers will be taking over judicial actions.

Or if they refuse to indict, don't take action, etc. I sense that the American people are about tired of people skating on just ignoring the law, particularly for no reason other than "I don't like this president and want to overturn a democratic election"

Even if Trump was as bad as they say he is, there's no justification for what they were and are doing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 04:51 PM (39g3+)

167 Maybe, but them spending a cool million to stay out of prison and becoming radioactive for future, cushy gigs is about all I can hope for in this life.



When you launder $80 million in one deal, $1 million isn't squat.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 04:51 PM (+BxpP)

168 I have lost my feeling that we are equal under the law - that the guilty will be tried, convicted and punished appropriately, no matter the position they hold.

On my worst days, mob rule doesn't sound so bad.

I pray to regain my even keel on these matters, but I fear it has been irretrievably lost.

I hope I am wrong.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2018 04:45 PM (9rIkM)


I have days like this. Even worse actually. But then I rally...despite myself. Hope you will too.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:52 PM (UXHfL)

169 The funny thing this is over an issue that Obama started the investigation into.

But if McCabe gets put in the vise over this, he could crack on all those other, bigger issues.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 04:52 PM (oVJmc)

170 What are the chances of getting a conviction in any courtroom on the East Coast?

Anywhere, for that matter, where a liberal finds themselves on the jury?

- - -

Or on the bench.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 19, 2018 04:52 PM (G8hDY)

171 Imonna make a prediction that Juan Williams will be extra stupid today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:52 PM (ptqGC)

172 I'm hoping that all the fuckholes who are desperately betting on Cohen and other Trump people to flip will instead see the likes of McCabe and others like him squealing like a pig to save their own asses. May it all boomerang on these pieces of shit.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 04:53 PM (+dsLj)

173 171 Imonna make a prediction that Juan Williams will be extra stupid today.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:52 PM (ptqGC)

When is he not?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 04:53 PM (5kNJK)

174 >>I hope I'm wrong. The IG report which bases in part its referral on the fact that McCabe lied to Comey indicates to me that Comey is not a target.

This is not the IG report. This is a specific criminal referral having to do with the reason for McCabe's termination.

The IG report and other investigations are ongoing and there are plenty of other targets.

Do you really think Comey is doing this clown show book tour just for the money? Why is Loretta Lynch resurfacing? Why is Brennan striking out like a lunatic?

Gowdy gave Trump some good advice a while ago, if you aren't guilty don't act like you are. All of them are acting guilty as hell for a reason.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:53 PM (/tuJf)

175 The handling of the Weiner laptop alone is a big exposure for Comey and McCabe.

How could Strzok be everywhere except by design. If he or Priestap sing? Let us pray.

And doesn't Comey have shifty eyes when he lies.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 19, 2018 04:53 PM (pV/54)

176 Both Brennan and Comey will eventually face charges. And so will quite a few others perhaps even she who smells like mothballs and urine.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:45 PM (/tuJf)

I've been following your writings over these months. It's been an interesting read, and thought provoking. Sure, it's been slow going, but I think you're right.

and dear lord forgive me, but I hope you're right on your list of people being charged.

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 04:53 PM (LDxhw)

177 Wait. Isn't the FBI lying to the FBI an oxymoron?

No. "FBI Intelligence" would be an oxymoron.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2018 04:53 PM (7ieWW)

178 I wish I could agree, they let Smiling Bob Menendez walk

And situations like that are why fantasies like The Punisher, and all those rogue cop movies where he turns in his badge and gun and goes to get the bad guys, why all those exist. because people know, they sense injustice and want to see the bad guys fry even if they are rich and powerful and bribe and intimidate jurors.

Menendez is so obviously guilty he may as well wear a neon sign around his neck. If you cannot get a jury to convict that guy, its time to look for corruption at the judicial level and payoffs/blackmailing jurors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 04:53 PM (39g3+)

179 I'm telling y'all..

If this goes all the way up, to where it should, there will be riots in the streets.

I'm pretty sure the Horde is prepared for that.

Is the other 99.999999% America?

My guess.

Nope.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 04:53 PM (If3tB)

180 162 What are the chances of getting a conviction in any courtroom on the East Coast?

Anywhere, for that matter, where a liberal finds themselves on the jury?
-------------------------
Kind of hard to find an all white jury in DC. Blacks don't really like cops, remember?

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 04:53 PM (2LelM)

181 156 Looking forward to Page, Strozk and Preistap sinking the knife into Andy and Sad Giraffe.
Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 04:50 PM (2LelM)
-----

I'm wondering if the FBI and DOJ will be the fall guy for this scandal without implicating the Obama Administration.

If they do, boy, talk about A Higher Loyalty.

Posted by: WisRich at April 19, 2018 04:53 PM (G0vdT)

182 170 Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 19, 2018 04:52 PM (G8hDY)

None, a Republican can be prosecuted for breathing AND our party's ethics require we shrug...

we threw Duke Cunningham under the bus for corruption....

Smiling Bob Menendez walked....get it yet?

On United States' civic virtue there is one half of one hand clapping.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 04:54 PM (SzZnW)

183 Talking Head on TV says no way DoJ prosecutes and if it does it is because of undo Trump influence.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 04:44 PM (V1D0R)



So predictable. Who didn't see that coming.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:54 PM (UXHfL)

184 Imonna make a prediction that Juan Williams will be extra stupid today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:52 PM (ptqGC)



When is he not?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 04:53 PM (5kNJK)


He actually got in an argument with Dana Perino yesterday. I was listening in the car, and trying not to yell and scare the drivers next to me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:54 PM (ptqGC)

185 Suggestion for McCabe. Learn some show tunes, work on your Carol Channing imitation and memorize a few Liberace lines.

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Rooster at April 19, 2018 04:54 PM (VpIIl)

186 110 Man. Cant wait for Hillary to be photographed in an orange jumpsuit.

Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 04:44 PM (AoLFQ)
...........

orange muumuu maybe

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 04:54 PM (HgMAr)

187 177 Wait. Isn't the FBI lying to the FBI an oxymoron?

No. "FBI Intelligence" would be an oxymoron.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2018 04:53 PM (7ieWW)

Like FBI integrity.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 04:54 PM (5kNJK)

188 Imonna make a prediction that Juan Williams will be extra stupid today.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:52 PM (ptqGC)

Why give them ratings?

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 04:54 PM (If3tB)

189 180 Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 04:53 PM (2LelM)

Oh I am certain the "Urban League" will have a sudden new found respect for the lawmen on trial....

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 04:54 PM (SzZnW)

190 What's a guy gotta do to get a Flaming Skull around here?'


==

VIKING FUNERAL ! TYR!!


Posted by: Erik the Red at April 19, 2018 04:55 PM (bUjCl)

191 McCabe & Missus Meuller?.....Two thumbs UP THE BUTTHOLE.

Posted by: ian O'Henley at April 19, 2018 04:55 PM (5IHGB)

192 And as much as it would create orgasms here, at least two of the names mentioned earlier are not going anywhere.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 19, 2018 04:55 PM (G8hDY)

193 I have lost my feeling that we are equal under the law - that the guilty will be tried, convicted and punished appropriately, no matter the position they hold.

On my worst days, mob rule doesn't sound so bad.


This is the danger that the crooked never seem to comprehend. You can push people an awful long ways, but eventually you get to the point where the lynchings start. That Irish guy had the town pretty well buffaloed in Open Range, but it ended with a guy running away from 15 regular folks from the town chasing him and blasting away with everything in their home collection.

Vigilante justice is one of the worst kinds of justice, but if you will not give people the real thing, they will, eventually, take things into their own hands. Just ask Ceausescu.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 04:56 PM (39g3+)

194
Man. Cant wait for Hillary to be photographed in an orange jumpsuit.
Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 04:44 PM (AoLFQ)

She'll look like a Creamsicle left out in the sun on a hot summer day

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 04:56 PM (lKyWE)

195 ValJar told us he was too smart for the presidency and it bored him. Always the smartest guy in the room.

Of course, there's another interpretation: he was too stupid for the Presidency. People are bored when a task is either well beneath their capabilities, or well above them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 04:56 PM (MDlMP)

196 McCabe & Missus Meuller...two thumbs up the bum

Posted by: saf at April 19, 2018 04:57 PM (5IHGB)

197 McCrabie Prison Patties set to soar.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2018 04:57 PM (fyr/6)

198 https://tinyurl.com/yckgvd52

Here ya go!

-
That deserves this:

https://bit.ly/2qJXxgw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 04:57 PM (+y/Ru)

199 Juan Williams is still on Fox? Shit, I thought he was selling used Crocs off a card table on a street corner in Atlanta. Nobody tells me anything.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 04:57 PM (KP5rU)

200 If this goes all the way up, to where it should, there will be riots in the streets.

And i think that's why things are going a lot slower than we'd like. Because the people digging into this are trying really hard to avoid the mines.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 04:57 PM (39g3+)

201 I get all my work through referrals . . .

Posted by: Rudy Tan Rested and Ready Giuliani at April 19, 2018 04:57 PM (Fb9aZ)

202 Kind of funny McCabe, and likely Comey, will be hauled in on a perjury trap. Martha Stewart must be laughing and laughing. Dittos Flynn.

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 04:58 PM (2LelM)

203 197 Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2018 04:57 PM (fyr/6)

I make great whine PRUNO....

//Honest Andy McCabe

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 04:58 PM (SzZnW)

204 113 Talking Head on TV says no way DoJ prosecutes and if it does it is because of undo Trump influence.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 04:44 PM (V1D0R)

++++

I think the only way they *don't* prosecute is if McCabe rolls and rolls bigly. But, if McCabe was going to roll, he would have done so already. The fact that they fired him means he refused to cooperate. He's going to prison.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 04:58 PM (pvjTE)

205 I'm telling y'all..

If this goes all the way up, to where it should, there will be riots in the streets.


---
And when it doesn't go as high as it should, there SHOULD be riots in the street, but there won't be.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 04:58 PM (+BxpP)

206 Non-story.


The Trump-peasants will get over their rage-hate when the next shiny media object appears.

Also I am better than you.

Cheers!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 04:58 PM (2wOtx)

207 Of course, there's another interpretation: he was too stupid for the Presidency. People are bored when a task is either well beneath their capabilities, or well above them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April




only boring people get bored.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 04:59 PM (MTjB1)

208
He actually got in an argument with Dana Perino yesterday. I was listening in the car, and trying not to yell and scare the drivers next to me.


I'm not going to fault a guy for getting into an argument with Dana Perino

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 05:00 PM (lKyWE)

209 206 Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 04:58 PM (2wOtx)

AHOY!

TOOT TOOT!

//Ensign Nate Silver

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:00 PM (SzZnW)

210
Vigilante justice is one of the worst kinds of
justice, but if you will not give people the real thing, they will,
eventually, take things into their own hands. Just ask Ceausescu.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 04:56 PM (39g3+)


*****so many helicopters . . . so little time

Posted by: Zombie Pinochet at April 19, 2018 05:00 PM (Fb9aZ)

211 People are bored when a task is either well beneath their capabilities, or well above them.

Also, people whose entire worldview and existence revolves around themselves get bored with anything not involved with that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 05:00 PM (39g3+)

212 Referencing both the last thread and this one, a Bloody Mary goes great with an Egg McMuffin. Extra bloody.

Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2018 05:01 PM (q177U)

213 The fact that they fired him means he refused to cooperate. He's going to prison.

Hope springs eternal. Its only when cornered and the lawyer says "we need to make a deal" that the rats squeak.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 05:01 PM (39g3+)

214 ValJar told us he was too smart for the presidency and it bored him. Always the smartest guy in the room.

Of course, there's another interpretation: he was too stupid for the Presidency. People are bored when a task is either well beneath their capabilities, or well above them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Who ran guns into Mexico, thereby creating an act of war? ValJar, Holder, or Obama. It was one of the three. And just like the driver of the get away car...

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 05:01 PM (+BxpP)

215 Yeah. Ozero cant work an umbrella but is too smart to be president. Valjar is too pretty to be Miss America too.

Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 05:01 PM (AoLFQ)

216 I got a bad feeling about this.

Posted by: Corporal Hicks at April 19, 2018 05:02 PM (roQNm)

217 I'm not going to fault a guy for getting into an argument with Dana Perino
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April




she is basically a cheerleader. no knowledge of anything useful, just saying things in a peppy way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 05:02 PM (MTjB1)

218 Rosenstein has had a duty to keep Mueller on a leash. But he's left hif off the leash.

So what did Trump really talk about with Rosenstein in their recent meeting?

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 19, 2018 05:02 PM (pV/54)

219 Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:53 PM (/tuJf)

I misspoke. I meant the criminal referral was in part based on the IG report which listed the reasons for which McCabe was fired. If they were also targeting Comey for lying I don't think they would contend McCabe was lying to a liar.

Again I hope I'm wrong. I see Comey skating.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 05:02 PM (s9DTK)

220 only boring people get bored.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 04:59 PM (MTjB1)


True. The only exception is when one is forced to pay attention to something tedious (e.g., most business meetings).

Otherwise, if left alone, non-boring people have the intellectual resources to occupy themselves productively.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 05:02 PM (MDlMP)

221 >>>What's a guy gotta do to get a Flaming Skull around here?

Actual jail time? Maybe a perp walk with a side order of body cavity search, extra mayo.

Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2018 05:03 PM (q177U)

222 Imonna make a prediction that Juan Williams will be extra stupid today.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:52 PM (ptqGC)

sucker bet. that's the standard operating condition of juan.

he's the reason I do NOT watch the 5 anymore.

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 05:03 PM (LDxhw)

223 If this goes all the way up, to where it should, there will be riots in the streets.

And i think that's why things are going a lot slower than we'd like. Because the people digging into this are trying really hard to avoid the mines.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 04:57 PM (39g3+)


Yea, I did a post on this awhile back. We don't want to destabilize the country...have riots, markets crashing, chaos. That is not good for any of us, nor the world.

So let it drip out slowly...let people get used to idea and prepare for it...so it won't be like a sonic boom.

It also shows who really cares about the Country and its Citizens. Those trying to keep things stable vs. those who want riots...and keep pushing for them and having marches. The left, the Resistance, Obama groups, etc. NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 05:03 PM (UXHfL)

224 Again I hope I'm wrong. I see Comey skating.

I do too. Not because he's not obviously guilty, but because he's so lightweight. They can't get him on anything really significant, just little procedural stuff and things like leaking things to the press and felony dickhead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 05:03 PM (39g3+)

225 Afternoon all.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at April 19, 2018 05:04 PM (xV2sI)

226 Drudge,

Cohen is facing life in prison if he doesn't turn on Trump, according to somebody who got something published in the WSJ, according to Drudge.

Posted by: Corporal Hicks at April 19, 2018 05:04 PM (roQNm)

227
I think the only way they *don't* prosecute is if McCabe rolls and rolls bigly. But, if McCabe was going to roll, he would have done so already. The fact that they fired him means he refused to cooperate. He's going to prison.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 04:58 PM (pvjTE)


The way to get him to roll is to try him as a co-conspirator with Comey

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 05:04 PM (lKyWE)

228 well, I might excuse obama's getting bored if the conspiracy theory that a extraterrestrial beings are secretly running the government and that the president is merely a figurehead.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 05:04 PM (MTjB1)

229 ....And now, Andy......YOU must kneel before me, and kiss my Staff!

Posted by: RosenPenis, Deep State Operative at April 19, 2018 05:04 PM (Bqoi/)

230 //Honest Andy McCabe

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 04:58 PM (SzZnW)


Is that the same guy as "Straight Shooter Man of Integrity McCabe"?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 05:04 PM (n9EOP)

231 Actual jail time? Maybe a perp walk with a side order of body cavity search, extra mayo.
Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2018 05:03 PM (q177U)

I love the Extra Mayo!

Posted by: Shep! Smith at April 19, 2018 05:05 PM (J7NdS)

232

EM TURNIP FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 19, 2018 05:05 PM (mPeei)

233 Did some douchebag actually tell Trump that he is not a 'target' of the Mueller investigation? Perhaps misleadingly splitting hairs over what 'target' means, maybe.

Fine, it is a hell of a coincidence that Mueller sniped everybody within arms reach of Trump for not trying to take Trump out.

Trump should personally prosecute the fucker who lied, against common knowledge, to him saying he was not a target.



Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 05:05 PM (V1D0R)

234 If they search Hillary during prison check in when they tell her to squat and cough they better have a mop.

Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 05:05 PM (AoLFQ)

235 Cohen is facing life in prison if he doesn't turn on Trump, according to somebody who got something published in the WSJ, according to Drudge.

Posted by: Corporal Hicks at April 19, 2018 05:04 PM (roQNm)

Okay. Turn on Trump for "what?"

Posted by: New York Yankees at April 19, 2018 05:05 PM (7uYFy)

236 30,000 emails = 10,000 trials = process is the punishment.

Posted by: DaveA at April 19, 2018 05:06 PM (FhXTo)

237 230 Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 05:04 PM (n9EOP)

"Totally Ethical, Mr Electricity Andy McCabe"

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:06 PM (SzZnW)

238 According to somebody who knows somebody who knows something about Trump, Trump's going to jail forever according to Drudge.

Good grief!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 05:06 PM (tpDAe)

239 223 If this goes all the way up, to where it should, there will be riots in the streets.

And i think that's why things are going a lot slower than we'd like. Because the people digging into this are trying really hard to avoid the mines.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 04:57 PM (39g3+)

Yea, I did a post on this awhile back. We don't want to destabilize the country...have riots, markets crashing, chaos. That is not good for any of us, nor the world.

So let it drip out slowly...let people get used to idea and prepare for it...so it won't be like a sonic boom.

It also shows who really cares about the Country and its Citizens. Those trying to keep things stable vs. those who want riots...and keep pushing for them and having marches. The left, the Resistance, Obama groups, etc. NeverTrumpers.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 05:03 PM (UXHfL)



Honestly? if justice was truly done, I could see the stock markets BOOMING, just as they did after Trump stopped the Obamunist tyranny of federal agencies. A predictable and fair Rule Of Law restored, or at least improved.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 05:06 PM (ujg0T)

240 he's the reason I do NOT watch the 5 anymore.

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 05:03 PM (LDxhw)


Juan is one of the many reasons I no longer watch Fox at all!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 05:06 PM (n9EOP)

241 Drudge,

Cohen is facing life in prison if he doesn't turn on Trump, according to somebody who got something published in the WSJ, according to Drudge.

Posted by: Corporal Hicks at April 19, 2018 05:04 PM (roQNm)


Bwahahahahahahaha.

You can murder someone and not get life.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 05:06 PM (+BxpP)

242 226
Drudge,



Cohen is facing life in prison if he doesn't turn on Trump,
according to somebody who got something published in the WSJ, according
to Drudge.





Posted by: Corporal Hicks at April 19, 2018 05:04 PM (roQNm)

***
Life in prison for alleged campaign law contribution violations?
Mmm hmmm. SURE he is.

Posted by: Zombie Pinochet at April 19, 2018 05:07 PM (Fb9aZ)

243 In the end I'd love to see the Obama administration totally revealed for what it was, and people thinking of it in the same category as Nixon and Teapot Dome: so utterly and completely corrupt that the names of the people involved become bywords and treated with contempt. I want to see dozens going to prison, I want to see headlines with huge fonts admitting the entire thing was rotten all the way to the top.

But that's not the world we live in and almost always we have to wait for God's final justice, rather than earthly. The wicked do prosper. The liars get away with distorting and lying. The evil succeed and the good die young.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 05:07 PM (39g3+)

244 Heh - off Pinochet sock!

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 19, 2018 05:07 PM (Fb9aZ)

245 You can murder someone and not get life.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 05:06 PM (+BxpP)


But only if you're an illegal and a Democrat!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 05:07 PM (n9EOP)

246 I think the only way they *don't* prosecute is if McCabe rolls and rolls bigly. But, if McCabe was going to roll, he would have done so already. The fact that they fired him means he refused to cooperate. He's going to prison.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April




my guess is that for mccabe the big concern is money. does he lose his pension if he gets convicted criminally? he will certainly lose his ability to land positions with big fat salaries, fees, stipends, whatever if he spends time in the greybar hotel. if he is lucky he will get a book deal when he gets out but that will not be enough to cover his legal fees.

he will roll to keep his money.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 05:07 PM (MTjB1)

247 And now Bloomberg is reporting that Rosenstein told Trump last week that he is not a target of the Mueller investigation.
=======================

Target, subject.
Potatoe, potawto.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 05:07 PM (Z48ZB)

248 226 Posted by: Corporal Hicks at April 19, 2018 05:04 PM (roQNm)

Right, Cohen is facing "life in Prison" for "Lawyering for Republicans" but Grammy H can leak hundreds of classified documents and she gets "the Clinton Foundation."

Bring on the Civil War, let's get this over with.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:08 PM (SzZnW)

249 I love the Extra Mayo!
Posted by: Shep! Smith at April 19, 2018 05:05 PM (J7NdS)

...Well, I DON'T, you masher!

Posted by: Virgina Mayo at April 19, 2018 05:08 PM (Bqoi/)

250
Cohen is facing life in prison if he doesn't turn on Trump, according to somebody who got something published in the WSJ, according to Drudge.


I guess they take taxi medallions pretty seriously

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 05:08 PM (lKyWE)

251 "Turn on Trump" = Read the prepared script.
This is how they do it in China.

Posted by: gahomo at April 19, 2018 05:08 PM (kPA/n)

252 he will roll to keep his money.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 05:07 PM (MTjB1)

His wife won't be running for anything ever again either.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:08 PM (UBzPO)

253 Of course, there's another interpretation: he was too stupid for the Presidency. People are bored when a task is either well beneath their capabilities, or well above them.

I can't imagine someone, who had his underlings simplify difficult scenarios to the point he could check a box on a form to signify his decision, is too smart for that position.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2018 05:08 PM (iv0p7)

254 >>Again I hope I'm wrong. I see Comey skating.

This is just one issue having to do with McCabe leaking and lying about it for personal gain. In this case, Comey might actually be telling the truth.

But it doesn't address Comey's leaking of classified material, his involvement with covering up Hillary's email investigation, his conflict with Loretta Lynch or his involvement in starting the bogus investigation into Carter Page including the FISA warrant based on what he knew at the time was Clinton campaign material.

It also doesn't deal with the FISC court's report that laid out that the FBI was knowingly misusing the 702 process for years, even giving non-governemt personnel access to raw, unmasked intel.

We are still at the beginning of a very long game.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 05:08 PM (/tuJf)

255 245 Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 05:07 PM (n9EOP)

Seriously, I look for Democrat governors to start pardoning "newer better Americans" as soon as they are convicted.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:08 PM (SzZnW)

256 I love that Giuliani is supposedly advising Trump. Guy is a bare knuckle brawler.

Had Trump put him as AG instead of Sessions, you really think any of this Russia idiocy would have even gotten off the ground?

Posted by: Maritime at April 19, 2018 05:09 PM (lKmt3)

257 Life in prison for alleged campaign law contribution violations?
Mmm hmmm. SURE he is.
Posted by: Zombie Pinochet at April 19, 2018 05:07 PM (Fb9aZ)


Pshaw.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 05:09 PM (Z48ZB)

258 Andrew Cuomo
@NYGovCuomo
As a New Yorker, I am a Muslim. I am a Jew. I am Black. I am gay. I am a woman seeking to control her body. We are one New York​.

Is this like a Fight Club thing?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 05:09 PM (+y/Ru)

259 Okay. Turn on Trump for "what?"
Posted by: New York Yankees at April 19, 2018 05:05 PM

I don't know, I didn't read the article. Well, I tried to read the article but didn't understand any of it.

Cohen has taxi medallions. Who has NYC taxi medallions that isn't crooked? Come on, man, its NYC! and Trump was involved in NYC real estate. He has to be dirty, man. And the FBI said Trump was a mob guy.

Posted by: Corporal Hicks at April 19, 2018 05:09 PM (roQNm)

260 245 You can murder someone and not get life.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 05:06 PM (+BxpP)

But only if you're an illegal and a Democrat!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 05:07 PM (n9EOP)

Verdad!

Posted by: Jose Ines Garcia Zarate at April 19, 2018 05:09 PM (Bqoi/)

261 The wicked do prosper. The liars get away with distorting and lying. The evil succeed and the good die young.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 05:07 PM (39g3+)


Come on man, give us a few minutes of joy in thinking about the future before you dash our hopes!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 05:09 PM (n9EOP)

262 Guiliani joining PDT Legal Team

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 05:09 PM (y3aQB)

263 Does anyone know where the Weiner laptop is?

You can make a huge case with it alone.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 19, 2018 05:09 PM (pV/54)

264 Honestly? if justice was truly done, I could see the stock markets BOOMING, just as they did after Trump stopped the Obamunist tyranny of federal agencies.

No, because if they move too fast and frog march half of Washington DC leadership into gitmo, it means chaos, fear, and uncertainty and that makes Wall Street stain its undies. There's nothing they hate more than uncertainty.

In the end, yes, it means justice and stability. But in the interim it means chaos and craziness in the streets and that means cratering stock market.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 05:09 PM (39g3+)

265 only boring people get bored.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 04:59 PM (MTjB1)

True. The only exception is when one is forced to pay attention to something tedious (e.g., most business meetings).

Otherwise, if left alone, non-boring people have the intellectual resources to occupy themselves productively.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 05:02 PM (MDlMP)

if I'm at work, I come here.

I can't decide if that's productive or not...

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 05:09 PM (LDxhw)

266 So nobody has pointed out that the Starbucks setup is a scam? Allegedly two guys in dirty sweatpants who work in a warehouse were having a meeting with a "real estate investor" about real important real estate stuff at Starbucks, which is where big real estate deals go down. And because important real estate developers hold meetings with 23 year olds with no money and no experience, that happens all the time. This was a scam and predictably, every single conservative pundit (French, Marcus, Kyle Smith) completely bought it. How many times do these race hoaxes have to be debunked before people realize that, duh, it's a hoax?

Posted by: bjstuggzzz at April 19, 2018 05:10 PM (e44Qj)

267 "Turn on Trump"
Posted by: gahomo at April 19, 2018 05:08 PM (kPA/n)

You mean like a radio? Or a light?

(hic)

Posted by: DistHillary at April 19, 2018 05:10 PM (7uYFy)

268 Can't see, but oh so wish that Hillary would be perp walked, but even if that happened she wouldn't make it at least right away because she would be hospitalized from the collapse she would have the second she was told.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 05:10 PM (aC6Sd)

269 If a muslim were also a joo would he suicide attack himself?

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 05:10 PM (LiyEm)

270 254 Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 05:08 PM (/tuJf)

I'd almost be okay with Sleepy Jeff Sessions letting all these people walk, *if* it ended FBI 302s being treated as "evidence" and the FISC system going the way of Tedster Kennedy.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:10 PM (SzZnW)

271 I am a woman seeking to control her body.

Shouldn't have eaten at Chipotle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 05:10 PM (MDlMP)

272 I identify as a plural being!

Posted by: Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) at April 19, 2018 05:10 PM (J7NdS)

273 262
Guiliani joining PDT Legal Team
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 05:09 PM (y3aQB)

Not yet, no. Says he's being considered. Just like he was considered for AG before Sessions and then to replace Sessions.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:11 PM (UBzPO)

274 Posted by: bjstuggzzz at April 19, 2018 05:10 PM (e44Qj)

Been thinking that since it happened. Total scam.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 19, 2018 05:11 PM (dUJdY)

275 Seriously, I look for Democrat governors to start pardoning "newer better Americans" as soon as they are convicted.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:08 PM (SzZnW)


At least that would preserve the veneer of due process!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 05:11 PM (n9EOP)

276 Okay, which one of you spearheaded this. Punching back twice as hard.

An Illinois county has adopted a resolution to declare itself a sanctuary for gun owners.

Effingham County's Board passed a measure 8-1 on Monday that directs employees not to enforce any state laws that would "unconstitutionally restrict the Second Amendment." the Effingham Daily News reported on Tuesday.


Posted by: WisRich at April 19, 2018 05:11 PM (G0vdT)

277 Honestly? if justice was truly done, I could see the stock markets BOOMING, just as they did after Trump stopped the Obamunist tyranny of federal agencies. A predictable and fair Rule Of Law restored, or at least improved.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 05:06 PM (ujg0T)


No. History shows the markets do not like uncertainty. If you already have a divided country that feels robbed of the presidency and then you indict these people in a sudden Boom, and you get street riots and violence...that depresses everything. So no. Totally disagree.

Our forefathers knew this too. 3 branches of government to hold each other accountable. Policy and procedure. It may be long and drawn out but that helps people adapt and not meltdown.

Hell, they are still melting down over an election that was over a year ago. I don't want more of that.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 05:11 PM (UXHfL)

278 Nobody in this whole money wasting, clusterfuck is going anywhere. It's like watching two guys fuck in the backseat of a clapped out Ford Taurus. I would rather see a good trainwreck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 05:11 PM (KP5rU)

279 266 what were the two guys doung to get asked to leave?
because usually Starbucks dgaf about ppl loitering

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 05:12 PM (hMwEB)

280 I'll give each of you guys 3 ramen noodle and 4 honey bun if you don't fuck my no-no spot.

Posted by: Andy McCabe at April 19, 2018 05:12 PM (8b+oT)

281 Is this like a Fight Club thing?

Its vapid. Its like someone reading "Imagine" as slam poetry, where everyone realizes how insipid and juvenile the lyrics are when not surrounded by the pretty music. It means nothing but tries to sound impressive, posted by someone with the IQ of a stag beetle living in luxury off the work of ancestors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 05:12 PM (39g3+)

282 Chicago and Downstate Illinois.

Like CA and TX.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 05:13 PM (UXHfL)

283 Just think of what could have been done if these people, I don't know, actually did their jobs.

School shooter tips, Terrorist tips, Just the tip.

Boggles the mind.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2018 05:13 PM (EoRCO)

284
quick, destroy this "Inspector General"!

Posted by: Fake News at April 19, 2018 05:13 PM (tFDiW)

285 The manager there was well known as somebody who would call the police, so the hoaxers knew their target well.

Posted by: bjstuggzzz at April 19, 2018 05:14 PM (e44Qj)

286 I identify as a plural being!
Posted by: Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY)


That's a nice way of saying, "I'm possessed by a demon."

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2018 05:14 PM (iv0p7)

287 When was the last time an FBI agent went to jail for "lack of candor"?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:14 PM (UBzPO)

288 Does anyone know where the Weiner laptop is?

You can make a huge case with it alone.
Posted by: Ignoramus



You could. But they won't.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 05:14 PM (+BxpP)

289 I'd almost be okay with Sleepy Jeff Sessions letting all these people walk, *if* it ended FBI 302s being treated as "evidence" and the FISC system going the way of Tedster Kennedy.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:10 PM (SzZnW)


The minute I heard of the post interview coordinated 302 "procedure", I concluded the much vaunted FBI was about as corrupt as the mob, but with the power of the entire weaponized government backing it up. I think my chances would be better with Tony Soprano.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 05:15 PM (n9EOP)

290 what were the two guys doung to get asked to leave?

Well for one thing they wanted to use the facilities and refused to buy anything, which kind of annoys managers. In the end, there was no good way to handle this: either you get horrendous publicity, or you establish precedent that anyone can just come in and treat your business like a homeless shelter.

Starbucks doesn't care if you stay a long time if you order something. I doesn't even have to be much. But no business likes someone to just show up, take a table and just hang out for hours. They'll tolerate it sometimes, but its just an open invitation for everyone to do it if you let it happen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 05:15 PM (39g3+)

291 276 Okay, which one of you spearheaded this. Punching back twice as hard.

An Illinois county has adopted a resolution to declare itself a sanctuary for gun owners.

Effingham County's Board passed a measure 8-1 on Monday that directs employees not to enforce any state laws that would "unconstitutionally restrict the Second Amendment." the Effingham Daily News reported on Tuesday.

Posted by: WisRich at April 19, 2018 05:11 PM (G0vdT)

Overruled!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge in IL at April 19, 2018 05:15 PM (J7NdS)

292 No. History shows the markets do not like uncertainty. If you already have a divided country that feels robbed of the presidency and then you indict these people in a sudden Boom, and you get street riots and violence...that depresses everything. So no. Totally disagree.

Our forefathers knew this too. 3 branches of government to hold each other accountable. Policy and procedure. It may be long and drawn out but that helps people adapt and not meltdown.

Hell, they are still melting down over an election that was over a year ago. I don't want more of that.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 05:11 PM (UXHfL)



I get it about stability. However, it is clear that these little savage people melting down will melt down over *everything* and *anything*, and even fabricate reasons to melt down.

Perhaps, just like Trump re-negotiating the trade deals, there is an initial panic and downturn in the markets, because of these little savages melting down, but just like the market now, it will come back when the end results are favorable, just like the trade results, so far, have been.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 05:15 PM (ujg0T)

293 NY passed a law last year( but I don't think its in effect) that prohibits campaign finances being used to pay attorneys fees to defend a candidate from civil or criminal charges. But I don't think Trump's campaign had anything to do with cohen or his work.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 05:15 PM (Z48ZB)

294 That's a nice way of saying, "I'm possessed by a demon."

"My secret spirit cooking name is Legion!"
--Gub'nor Cuomo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 05:16 PM (39g3+)

295 If Giuliani's joining Trump's team, it's to gain access to Rudy's connections in the NYPD---the entity that discovered Wiener's laptop.

Posted by: DistHillary at April 19, 2018 05:16 PM (7uYFy)

296 No. History shows the markets do not like uncertainty. If you already have a divided country that feels robbed of the presidency and then you indict these people in a sudden Boom, and you get street riots and violence...that depresses everything. So no. Totally disagree.

Our forefathers knew this too. 3 branches of government to hold each other accountable. Policy and procedure. It may be long and drawn out but that helps people adapt and not meltdown.

Hell, they are still melting down over an election that was over a year ago. I don't want more of that.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 05:11 PM (UXHfL)


This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 05:16 PM (MDlMP)

297 Even if it wasn't a scam and they were waiting for someone , that Starbucks did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 05:16 PM (s9DTK)

298 Why the DC US attorney rather than Huber?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2018 05:16 PM (TA9CI)

299 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:14 PM (UBzPO)
+++
well sweetheart a FBI agent in Minnesota just got charge with leaking earlier this week. But I know you are swift enough to know that

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 05:16 PM (y3aQB)

300 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 05:15 PM (39g3+)

I think it was a set-up too
I'm wondering if they were being purposely obnoxious in some way

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 05:16 PM (hMwEB)

301 I think my chances would be better with Tony Soprano.

At least he would probably show up and do you in with a frying pan or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 05:17 PM (39g3+)

302 I identify as a plural being!
Posted by: Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY)

That's a nice way of saying, "I'm possessed by a demon."

-
I am Legion!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 05:17 PM (+y/Ru)

303 well sweetheart a FBI agent in Minnesota just got
charge with leaking earlier this week. But I know you are swift enough
to know that
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 05:16 PM (y3aQB)

For leaking classified information. Why leave that part out?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:18 PM (UBzPO)

304 289 Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 05:15 PM (n9EOP)

I've raged about 302s for decades.

The FBI has kept the system as it is because it gives them unholy power if the jury defers to their honesty and integrity as Whore E Wood has trained them to since the '30s.

There is no ethical reason for the FBI to maintain the status quo.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:18 PM (SzZnW)

305 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:11 PM (UBzPO)
++++
Guiliani joining Trump legal time to help end Mueller probe. Just announced on The Five

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 05:18 PM (y3aQB)

306 well sweetheart a FBI agent in Minnesota just got
charge with LEAKING earlier this week. But I know you are swift enough
to know that
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 05:16 PM (y3aQB)

For leaking classified information. Why leave that part out?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:18 PM (UBzPO)
++++
are you really that fucking stupid or is it an act

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 05:19 PM (y3aQB)

307 "Turn on Trump" = Read the prepared script.
This is how they do it in China.
Posted by: gahomo at April 19, 2018 05:08 PM (kPA/n)

Watch to see if he blinks "SOS" in morse code.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 05:19 PM (Z48ZB)

308 6 I identify as a plural being!
Posted by: Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY)

That's a nice way of saying, "I'm possessed by a demon."
Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2018 05:14 PM (iv0p7)

lol

He's a Scientologist. And he has a little Tom Cruise in his messenger bag.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 05:20 PM (UXHfL)

309 There is no ethical reason for the FBI to maintain the status quo.
Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:18 PM (SzZnW)

Yup....and no ethical reason not to abolish the FBI.

They have run amok.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2018 05:20 PM (EoRCO)

310 If 302s aren't recorded, they're impossible to defend against-- there is no impartial record.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 05:20 PM (oVJmc)

311 The lady (Depino) who took the video is a writer and her twitter bio is "Outraged since Nov 8." Now she's written an editorial for CNN. Wow, so the person who was recording this is also a writer with an editorial set to go for CNN, that's convenient. And the "friend" shows up just as the police are handcuffing the two guys, that's amazing timing, very cinematic.

Posted by: bjstuggzzz at April 19, 2018 05:20 PM (e44Qj)

312 Even if it wasn't a scam and they were waiting for someone , that Starbucks did nothing wrong.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 05:16 PM (s9DTK)

Let's hold the next Moron Meet at Starbuck's! We'll commandeer as many tables as we need and sit and throw the bull---without buying a single thing.
Maybe we can all wear MAGA hats too.

Let's see what happens.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 05:20 PM (7uYFy)

313 Well for one thing they wanted to use the facilities and refused to buy anything, which kind of annoys managers. In the end, there was no good way to handle this: either you get horrendous publicity, or you establish precedent that anyone can just come in and treat your business like a homeless shelter.

Starbucks doesn't care if you stay a long time if you order something. I doesn't even have to be much. But no business likes someone to just show up, take a table and just hang out for hours. They'll tolerate it sometimes, but its just an open invitation for everyone to do it if you let it happen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April



does anyone know if either of them have a previous arrest record? now the two guys are claiming they feared for their lives when the cops showed up.

at some point someone has to sue schulz for failing his fiduciary responsibility. he is closing his stores, 8,000, for a day to have race sensitivity education. complete waste of money.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 05:20 PM (MTjB1)

314 Rudy! Rudy!

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 05:21 PM (zXtVg)

315 309 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2018 05:20 PM (EoRCO)

I agree, the GOP doesn't...

The FBI has morphed into the STASI....they do a lot of bad for being "full of good people"

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:21 PM (SzZnW)

316 Guiliani: "because I hope we can negotiate an end to this for the good of the country and because I have high regard for the president and for Bob Mueller"

What is there to negotiate?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:21 PM (UBzPO)

317 i can see him demanding a jury trial, knowing that the pool around DC has enough true blue lieberals that he's pretty much guaranteed a hung jury...no matter what the evidence against him is.

i'll be pleasantly surprised to be wrong, but i am NOT setting myself up for heart break again.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 05:21 PM (Zsmh3)

318 Guiliani joining Trump legal time to help end Mueller probe. Just announced on The Five
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 05:18 PM (y3aQB)

O--kay. Can someone explain this?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 05:22 PM (7uYFy)

319 >>Does anyone know where the Weiner laptop is?

Unless they found a way to destroy it, it's sitting at the FBI.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 05:22 PM (/tuJf)

320 We'll replace these regular Starbucks customers with SJW Starbucks customers and see if anyone notices!

Posted by: Lily-Twins -(please don't play like a bunch of wimmin this year) Fan Assassin in the Night, Not a Ru at April 19, 2018 05:22 PM (vivhj)

321 I don't think Deplorabot has been told the rules around here. This has been going on for a week.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 05:22 PM (s9DTK)

322 310 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 05:20 PM (oVJmc)

The FBI hangs its professional rep on the 302 for exactly the reason that Honest Andy McCabe can't Jedi-Mind Trick recorded evidence, like he allegedly asked agents to fix " 302s"

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:22 PM (SzZnW)

323 I seriously doubt the two have arrest records because it was a hoax and they wouldn't pick dindunuffins who had arrest records. They picked two guys who are good looking college grads, very good on television.

Posted by: bjstuggzzz at April 19, 2018 05:22 PM (e44Qj)

324 General McMaster's father died in a retirement home, he was recovering from a stroke ( I think or something like that) and fell receiving head trauma but wasn't hospitalized but sat in a chair without medical attention.
( repeating this from radio news report so not clear on all points)

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 05:23 PM (aC6Sd)

325 are you really that fucking stupid or is it an act
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 05:19 PM (y3aQB)

I simply asked if anyone knows of a case of an FBI agent going to jail for lacking candor. You replied that an agent went to jail for leaking. I'm the stupid one?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:23 PM (UBzPO)

326 This makes me happy dance. Hopeful it is first domino.

Faith, my flying monkeys. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at April 19, 2018 05:23 PM (J5mzk)

327 Guiliani joining Trump legal time to help end Mueller probe.

==

...end Mueller probe... and become new AG ?

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2018 05:23 PM (bUjCl)

328 Waiting for someone to ask Comey:

You put Martha Stewart in jail for deleting (but then undeleting) a single e-mail and for "lying" to FBI guys who showed up at her door unannounced.

But you let Hillary skate for far worse, including destroying 33,000 incriminating e-mails and even having your agents destroy her incriminating hardware.

Only way I can explain this is that you thought they were both good career moves for you.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 19, 2018 05:24 PM (pV/54)

329 Love Rudy. But if his joining Trump's team is all it's going to take to end this probe, why didn't he join months ago?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 05:24 PM (7uYFy)

330 "We're all going to die."

Posted by: Ruby Rod at April 19, 2018 05:24 PM (roQNm)

331 i can see him demanding a jury trial, knowing that the pool around DC has enough true blue lieberals that he's pretty much guaranteed a hung jury

Its a pretty easy case to make that given the nature of the charges, any place in America is a reasonable venue. All I know is that I'd use every maneuver in the book and then some to make sure the trial is not held in Washington DC and does not involve the usual cabal of leftist judges.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 05:24 PM (39g3+)

332 I like Guiliani.

Sure he is a left leaning WOP, but he knows how to fight these dirtbags by being a bigger dirtbag.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2018 05:24 PM (EoRCO)

333 Guiliani: "because I hope we can negotiate an end to this for the good of the country and because I have high regard for the president and for Bob Mueller"

What is there to negotiate?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans


The Right's surrender.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 05:24 PM (+BxpP)

334 Paging Abbe Lowell. Mr. Lowell, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 05:24 PM (Z48ZB)

335 At that Fox News link, Mark Steyn says, "I'll believe it when I see it."

Posted by: m at April 19, 2018 05:24 PM (ecMDh)

336 O--kay. Can someone explain this?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 05:22 PM (7uYFy)

Guiliani wants to negotiate an end to the Mueller Probe. Makes no sense to me either.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:24 PM (UBzPO)

337 Like Andy McCarthy,Giuliani is a prosecutor with a prosecutor mentality.Of course he likes Mueller.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 05:25 PM (LiyEm)

338 273 262
Guiliani joining PDT Legal Team
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 05:09 PM (y3aQB)

Not yet, no. Says he's being considered. Just like he was considered for AG before Sessions and then to replace Sessions.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:11 PM (UBzPO)

++++

He told the WaPo he's in, so I think it's a done deal. His overseas financial interests kept him out of the administration, but since this is as Trump's personal attorney, that's not an issue.

http://tinyurl.com/ybhslyxl
WaPo

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 05:25 PM (pvjTE)

339 General McMaster's father died in a retirement home, he was recovering from a stroke ( I think or something like that) and fell receiving head trauma but wasn't hospitalized but sat in a chair without medical attention.

Holy shit. Sadly this happens. A lot. My mom has broken both of her legs since she's been in the nursing home, both due to people not knowing what the hell they were doing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 19, 2018 05:25 PM (dUJdY)

340 General McMaster's father died in a retirement home, he was recovering from a stroke ( I think or something like that) and fell receiving head trauma but wasn't hospitalized but sat in a chair without medical attention.
( repeating this from radio news report so not clear on all points)
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 05:23 PM (aC6Sd)

This just happened? So very awful and sad.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 05:25 PM (UXHfL)

341 I simply asked if anyone knows of a case of an FBI agent going to jail for lacking candor.

I'm curious how you define "lacking candor," first. Because yeah, FBI agents have been nailed for lying to a federal officer when being questioned.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 05:25 PM (39g3+)

342 I am getting all these corrupt law enforcement dudes names confused. Can we just arrest them all?

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 19, 2018 05:26 PM (MYwGW)

343 Hey, who wants to bet that if the Mueller investigation ends, the quid pro quo will be that the OIG report doesn't come out and all the crimes of the Obama and Clinton gang get quashed?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 05:26 PM (7uYFy)

344 @ 318...my hope springing eternal is that Rudy, with friends in the NYC Police, knows full well what is on Weiner's laptop and The Hag's emails.

Also hopeful the Awan stolen security stuff from Dims in Congress also falls into this mess of evil stew.

So much to bring to justice. Tie it in a bow and let's roll.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at April 19, 2018 05:26 PM (J5mzk)

345 99 Between Comey and McCabe which one is the sympathetic one?"

The sympathetic one is the cockroach running across the floor between them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 05:26 PM (k1TUh)

346 News was on way home today, somewhere in the Philadelphia area

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 05:26 PM (aC6Sd)

347 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:11 PM (UBzPO)

++++

He told the WaPo he's in, so I think it's a done deal. His overseas financial interests kept him out of the administration, but since this is as Trump's personal attorney, that's not an issue.

http://tinyurl.com/ybhslyxl
WaPo
++++
Just drop this here

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 05:27 PM (y3aQB)

348 I'm curious how you define "lacking candor," first.
Because yeah, FBI agents have been nailed for lying to a federal
officer when being questioned.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 05:25 PM (39g3+)

However the OIG report defines it.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:27 PM (UBzPO)

349 And at that Fox News link, Ed Henry looks a bit too gleeful and giddy for a serious news reporter. I know the Dems do that, elsewhere, always. It seems unseemly.

Posted by: m at April 19, 2018 05:27 PM (ecMDh)

350 332 I like Guiliani.

Sure he is a left leaning WOP, but he knows how to fight these dirtbags by being a bigger dirtbag.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2018 05:24 PM (EoRCO)



You know, once upon a time we thought The Donald was a New York Liberal in disguise too. And in some ways, he still is. For example, I suspect Donald pays lip service to pro-life/anti-abortion without really meaning it.

But you know, when it gets personal, and with both men The Left *has* made it personal, I expect, like The Donald, that Rudy will very pleasantly surprise us.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 05:27 PM (ujg0T)

351 Unless they found a way to destroy it, it's sitting at the FBI.

NYPD's SVU had the laptop too. I imagine their computer crime techs have an archived image of the drives as well.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2018 05:27 PM (iv0p7)

352 >>Hey, who wants to bet that if the Mueller investigation ends, the quid pro quo will be that the OIG report doesn't come out and all the crimes of the Obama and Clinton gang get quashed?

Me.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 05:27 PM (/tuJf)

353 However the OIG report defines it.

So you don't have a definition, got it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 05:27 PM (39g3+)

354 Apparently McCabe is very rich.
Some one said $11 or 12 million.
He's probably not afraid of having to sell his house and live in a trailer park to pay the lawyers.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 19, 2018 05:28 PM (0jtPF)

355 Dare I start to believe that someone will be arrested? Dare I? Dare I?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2018 05:28 PM (QQ+il)

356 Just drop this here
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 05:27 PM (y3aQB)

Yes I saw. Did you read Guiliani's quotes? Any idea what there is to negotiate?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:28 PM (UBzPO)

357
I simply asked if anyone knows of a case of an FBI agent going to jail for lacking candor. You replied that an agent went to jail for leaking. I'm the stupid one?


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:23 PM (UBzPO)


I know one has been indicted for lying about the shooting in the Oregon standoff in 2016

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 05:28 PM (lKyWE)

358 Hey guys, I just received a neat birthday invitation. The party is at the Ft. Marcy Park Pavilion this Saturday night from 12 - 1 AM. BYOB! I'm so excited. What should I wear?

-Andy Liar Liar Pants on Fire McCabe

Posted by: Archer at April 19, 2018 05:29 PM (gbWkA)

359 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:28 PM (UBzPO)
++++
Good at moving goalposts aren't we?

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 05:29 PM (y3aQB)

360 I so hope medicine advances enough that nursing homes will not be so necessary. You don't usually have more than minimum wage staff. Unless you can afford really high quality ones.

Broken limbs and Alzheimers require so much care. If medicine could advance on Alz alone, more people could live at home.

I won't even entertain the idea.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 05:29 PM (UXHfL)

361 So, is Preet Bahara a good guy or a bad guy in this scenario?

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 05:29 PM (Z48ZB)

362 Rudy will negotiate the end of the Mueller probe in exchange for all ongoing investigations into Hillary's emails, the spying on Trump and the dirty dossier.

We'll never find out what what they did.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 05:29 PM (7uYFy)

363 The guy Trump needs is Giuliani's former Deputy Mayor, Randy ("The Toad") Mastro. Y'all might remember him from the Chevron Ecuador shakedown, wherein he represented Chevron and is presently in the process of perfecting judgements against the attorney cabal who originally brought the class action.

Tough dude, though unpleasant personally.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 05:30 PM (LISuA)

364 It seems working for the government for a hundred grand or so a year is very profitable.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 05:30 PM (aC6Sd)

365 So you don't have a definition, got it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2018 05:27 PM (39g3+)

No I don't, that's the first time I've ever heard lack of candor being a crime. It can't be perjury, or the OIG report would've said perjury. Can't be lying under oath or it'd have said lying under oath.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:30 PM (UBzPO)

366 >>So, is Preet Bahara a good guy or a bad guy in this scenario?

Signs point to bad guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 05:30 PM (/tuJf)

367 So, is Preet Bahara a good guy or a bad guy in this scenario?
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 05:29 PM (Z48ZB)

Protecting his own skin.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 05:30 PM (7uYFy)

368 Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 05:19 PM (y3aQB)

Take it down a notch or two...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 05:31 PM (wYseH)

369 361 Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 05:29 PM (Z48ZB)

Parakeet Brouhaha is an Obama operative first, last, and always....the only "non-partisan" thing he has done is go after the Cuomo Crime Family....and he was doing that to aid Obama Inc making inroads in N'Yawk.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:31 PM (SzZnW)

370 No I don't, that's the first time I've ever heard lack of candor being a crime. It can't be perjury, or the OIG report would've said perjury. Can't be lying under oath or it'd have said lying under oath.
++++
Double Facepalm !!! Alberto Gonzalez said on TV that Comey has always Been a Fabulist ! look up the definition of fabulist

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 05:31 PM (y3aQB)

371 364 Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 05:30 PM (aC6Sd)

"Honest" Andy will declaim it is his wife's scratch....

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:32 PM (SzZnW)

372 i can see him demanding a jury trial, knowing that the pool around DC has enough true blue lieberals that he's pretty much guaranteed a hung jury...no matter what the evidence against him is. .
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 05:21 PM (Zsmh3)

I've seen this notion several times.

Federal crime. Try it anywhere in the US.

My vote Nebraska.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 05:32 PM (If3tB)

373 Apparently McCabe is very rich.
Some one said $11 or 12 million.
He's probably not afraid of having to sell his house and live in a trailer park to pay the lawyers.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April




comey is worth about that much but the sourcing on mccabe being worth that much is not very reliable. comey took some time off to have a very profitable private career.

mccabe did not do the same.

besides, sometimes the guys with the most to lose are the least likely to chance losing it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 05:32 PM (MTjB1)

374 >>>He told the WaPo he's in, so I think it's a done
deal. His overseas financial interests kept him out of the
administration, but since this is as Trump's personal attorney, that's
not an issue.



http://tinyurl.com/ybhslyxl

WaPo



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 05:25 PM
.
.
.Personally I think everyone on both sides are looking for an exit sign in this whole mess.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 19, 2018 05:32 PM (+Dllb)

375 I know one has been indicted for lying about the shooting in the Oregon standoff in 2016
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 05:28 PM (lKyWE)

Yes I mentioned that one last week when asking the same question. He wasn't charged with lacking candor, however. He was charged with perjury and obstruction of justice.

I'm being serious. What is the criminal punishment for lacking candor?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:32 PM (UBzPO)

376 look up the definition of fabulist

--

he dresses well?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 19, 2018 05:33 PM (roQNm)

377 >Hey, who wants to bet that if the Mueller investigation ends, the quid pro quo will be that the OIG report doesn't come out and all the crimes of the Obama and Clinton gang get quashed?

Me.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 05:27 PM (/tuJf)

Wait, you mean you do think so? Bcz I think the OIG report is the stronger hand, and the quid pro quo idea would be a terrible negotiation.

But I defer to you Mr. Straw. But it really bums me out.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 05:33 PM (UXHfL)

378 Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 05:29 PM (UXHfL)

True. I don't know McMasters financial situation but I would think his dad was in one of the better ones. Any run by Medicaid are shitty. The one my mom is in is Medicaid and it's one of the better ones in this area. Still, always short staffed and not well trained.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 19, 2018 05:33 PM (dUJdY)

379 224 Again I hope I'm wrong. I see Comey skating.

I do too. Not because he's not obviously guilty, but because he's so lightweight. They can't get him on anything really significant, just little procedural stuff and things like leaking things to the press and felony dickhead.

I sure hope you are right!

Posted by: Comey's ugly wife at April 19, 2018 05:33 PM (XT6Vl)

380 Lack of candor is an FBI term of art that covers a broad range of lying.

Call it whatever you want, lying to a federal agent under oath is a felony, each occurrence carrying a maximum of 5 years in prison.

McCabe is charged with 3 counts of lack of candor.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 05:33 PM (/tuJf)

381 Preet I think was one who jacked up Denesh D'Souza

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 05:33 PM (aC6Sd)

382 373 Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 05:32 PM (MTjB1)

Honest Andy's wife is an MD who was the graft vector for Soros Inc and the Clintonleone Crime Family to control the FBI I think.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:33 PM (SzZnW)

383 not sure Rudy is the guy for this job. he turned down ag because he did not have the energy. he was also going on for a long time about what a stand-up guy comey was.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 05:34 PM (MTjB1)

384 Hopeful it is first domino.

-
Don't wannna discuss it
Think it's time for a change
You may get disgusted
Start thinkin' that I'm strange

In that case I'll go underground
Get some heavy rest
Never have to worry
About what is worst or what is best
(Get it)

Oh oh Domino (it's all right)
Roll me over, Romeo, there you go
Lord, have mercy
I said oh-oh, Domino
Roll me over, Romeo, there you go
Say it again
I said oh-ooh-oh Domino
I said oh-ooh-ooh-oh Domino
(Dig It)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QOsGA4_Y89c

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 05:34 PM (+y/Ru)

385 My once a year viewing of True Dective never gets old.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 05:34 PM (pOqmx)

386 If I can qualify for asbestos hazards training with an online PowerPoint presentation and a 7 question multiple choice test, shutting down for a day for racial sensitivity training seems like overkill.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 19, 2018 05:35 PM (e1mEI)

387 >>>>Hey, who wants to bet that if the Mueller
investigation ends, the quid pro quo will be that the OIG report doesn't
come out and all the crimes of the Obama and Clinton gang get quashed?



Me.



Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 05:27 PM
.
.
.
.See my #374

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 19, 2018 05:35 PM (+Dllb)

388 I being a American shouldn't have to keep track of the DOJ personal if they just did there jobs and not be political hacks.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 05:35 PM (aC6Sd)

389 http://bit.ly/2JbS9un
++++
If You Are a Fed Official, Perjury Is 'Lacking Candor'

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 05:35 PM (y3aQB)

390 Personally I think everyone on both sides are looking for an exit sign in this whole mess.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 19, 2018 05:32 PM (+Dllb)

My thoughts exactly.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:35 PM (UBzPO)

391 Again I hope I'm wrong. I see Comey skating.

-
Like Peggy Fleming.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 05:35 PM (+y/Ru)

392 >>Wait, you mean you do think so? Bcz I think the OIG report is the stronger hand, and the quid pro quo idea would be a terrible negotiation.

I'm saying there isn't a chance in hell that the IG report is happening.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 05:35 PM (/tuJf)

393 Noooood

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 19, 2018 05:36 PM (CDETr)

394 Coney would be 7 foot plus shoe he puts on heels wine he plays dress up with his deviant DC pals.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 05:37 PM (pOqmx)

395 McCabe is charged with 3 counts of lack of candor.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 05:33 PM (/tuJf)

I think it's important that the OIG report on McCabe didn't use the word perjury tho, choosing the softer phrase instead.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:37 PM (UBzPO)

396 I simply asked if anyone knows of a case of an FBI agent going to jail for lacking candor.

Forger FBI Agent Adrian Busby went to prison for lying on a confidential informant application. He falsely affirmed she wasn't the subject of an investigation.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2018 05:37 PM (iv0p7)

397 If I can qualify for asbestos hazards training with an online PowerPoint presentation and a 7 question multiple choice test, shutting down for a day for racial sensitivity training seems like overkill.

---

Racial sensitivity training includes confession of one's personal sins. Some people have a lot of confessing to do to clear their burden of guilt and recover their virtue. You don't have to do that with hazardous materials training.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 19, 2018 05:38 PM (roQNm)

398 NOOD-L

Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2018 05:38 PM (q177U)

399 Oh FFS, the stock market shits the bed on a weekly basis! "Chaos" in DC, big fucking deal.

Posted by: flyover at April 19, 2018 05:39 PM (aUHJk)

400 395 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 05:37 PM (UBzPO)

Right, kind of like Grammy H had an "oopsie daisy" server, and Al Gore had "no controlling legal authority."

They are delicate out of deference for "the institutions" not as an indication of guilt or innocence.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:39 PM (SzZnW)

401

All deplorables will be executed. For the sake of stability.

Posted by: Wall Street Wally at April 19, 2018 05:39 PM (IqV8l)

402 >>Wait, you mean you do think so? Bcz I think the OIG report is the stronger hand, and the quid pro quo idea would be a terrible negotiation.

I'm saying there isn't a chance in hell that the IG report is happening.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 05:35 PM (/tuJf)


Jack, did you mean to say that "there isn't a chance in Hell that the IG report ISN'T happening?"

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 05:41 PM (7uYFy)

403 Parakeet Brouhaha
------------------

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 19, 2018 05:41 PM (0jtPF)

404 Wait, you mean you do think so? Bcz I think the OIG report is the stronger hand, and the quid pro quo idea would be a terrible negotiation.

I'm saying there isn't a chance in hell that the IG report is happening.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 05:35 PM (/tuJf)

????

I...what...now I am depressed. So nothing is coming out in May and this has all been about shutting down Mueller? This is not what I expected. That means nothing will change.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 05:41 PM (UXHfL)

405 Jack, did you mean to say that "there isn't a chance in Hell that the IG report ISN'T happening?"

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 05:41 PM (7uYFy)


That's what I thought as well.

Posted by: WeBoned! at April 19, 2018 05:42 PM (EfEQe)

406 403 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 19, 2018 05:41 PM (0jtPF)

He didn't enjoy it when I tweeted it to him.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 05:42 PM (SzZnW)

407
I...what...now I am depressed. So nothing is coming out in May and this has all been about shutting down Mueller? This is not what I expected. That means nothing will change.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 05:41 PM (UXHfL)

This is something I would have agreed to a couple months ago---Trump's hands were tied by the Mueller probe-- but things were starting to get so interesting that I was looking forward to hearing what's in the OIG report....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 05:43 PM (7uYFy)

408 Hell, they are still melting down over an election that was over a year ago. I don't want more of that.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 05:11 PM (UXHfL)

This.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 05:16 PM (MDlMP)

THEY are always one election away from being that one election for ever. It is why they are always bitterly pissed about the one election.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 05:49 PM (V1D0R)

409 59 The IG's report will come out. It's too late to stop it.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 05:46 PM (/tuJf)


From next thread, he clarified. Phew. It was a typo.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 05:49 PM (UXHfL)

410 I find the Nutria to be much more honest and trustworthy than this gang of treasonous crap-weasels.

Posted by: Cheri at April 19, 2018 06:06 PM (oiNtH)

411 Any Republican or so called conservative who refers to McCabe, Comey or Mueller as honorable needs to be staked over an Anthill. And not some little wimpy anthill but one of those big ass ones with fire ants.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 19, 2018 06:17 PM (OaFwE)

412 It is long, long overdue! I hope Andy McCabe and his corrupt wife land in jail for a long time, and I hope Bag Man Terry McAuliffe joins them for the ride! Then they can charge Comey and Sessions can finally end this mindless special counsel nonsense.

It is too much to expect all the rats get charged but we can hope.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at April 19, 2018 07:37 PM (xUc0d)

413 Sven007 Trial in Utah.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (/BXzQ)

414 77 HEY Thst shithole was Dublin, Ireland you.... oh, shit, okay...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (/BXzQ)

Former Staffer Complains That Egg McMuffin Hasn't Paid Many Staffers and Never Plans to Do So

Eternal values. Unwavering principles. Uncompromising character.

Fly-by-night deadbeat. Slick-skulled grifter. Shiftless light-fingered nosferatu.


Former presidential candidate Evan McMullin owes his former campaign staff members tens of thousands of dollars and most believe he has no intention of ever paying them, a former campaign worker tells The Daily Caller News Foundation.

Right before McMullin’s failed bid for president in 2016 as the conservative alternative to President Donald Trump, the campaign was inundated with debt. The disastrous fiscal situation was a combination of frivolous spending by McMullin and his campaign manager Joel Searby, according to the former staffer.

McMullin received news weeks before Election Day 2016 about how dire the campaign's finances were, and he had "no remorse" and said "I have qualms about this thing ending badly in debt," the former staffer claimed. McMullin's cavalier attitude towards the campaign's spending struck many as a surprise, particularly because he billed himself as a fiscal conservative, he added.

The staffer also claims the campaign never paid him somewhere between 12-15 thousand dollars on top of a few thousand dollars in reimbursements. While he has since recovered, he expressed concern about former staffers with "families and children."

...


"To me, Evan didn't really seem to understand or care that there were families that this debt really hurt," the former staffer said. "He doesn't want to make good on any of this."

Both McMullin and his running mate Mindy Finn have tried raising funds in Silicon Valley for future political endeavors with little success. Currently, the two lead Stand Up Republic, an advocacy group focused on criticizing the president and pressuring House Republicans to take action against what they see as Trump’s policy of "[conceding] to Vladimir Putin."

Their work with Stand Up Republic, which is funded primarily by the Democracy Fund, is their primary source of income, the former staffer said.

"There’s no way he could have any other source of income, he never landed a contributorship" with either MSNBC or CNN, he said.

#WhoFundsEggMcMuffin?

Daniel Greenfield writes this about "The Democracy Fund:"

The Democracy Fund is a creature of Persian billionaire Pierre Omidyar. He's also the guy behind The Intercept. While McMullin lectures us on national security, his sugar daddy funds a site most closely associated with terrorist supporters like Glenn Greenwald.

That's too harsh about Gleen, but it is interesting that the allegedly super-hard-core national security hawk is funded nigh-exclusively by a guy who is simultaneously pushing a leftwing, peace-at-any-costs, more-people-die-in-car-crashes-than-in-terrorist-attacks site.

It's almost like the mission is just to weaken America and make it less of an influence, not more of one, in the wider world.

Conservatives should totally get behind Egg McMuffin. Ehhh... it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville kind of idea.


McMullin... McMullin... McMullin... McMullin...

Oh by the way: What was the name of con artist who foisted this other con artist on us?

Didn't Bill Kristol -- master of the Long Con on strong cons -- have something to do with cooking this grift up?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:30 PM




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1 No money for you!

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 03:23 PM (BdsCV)

2 Renege McMuffin

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 03:24 PM (7uYFy)

3


Sooo, does this guy just go get a job somewhere after doing this?

LOL

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at April 19, 2018 03:24 PM (AASEZ)

4 Paying creditors is Not Who We Are.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 03:24 PM (oVJmc)

5 Remember when the Nevertrumpers were accusing Trump of stiffing contractors to attract other mush heads to essentially vote for hillary?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:24 PM (Dp6qK)

6 He is also supported by the "Human Fund"

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 03:25 PM (BdsCV)

7 "Policy of conceding to Vladimir Putin?"

Um, examples....?


Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 19, 2018 03:25 PM (eytER)

8 Stiffing working people with families IS who we are.

Posted by: Eggy McMuphin at April 19, 2018 03:25 PM (pw+jk)

9 Is this the guy who has failed to file required financial disclosure forms?

Put the FBI on it. They have some crackerjack forensic accountants who live for this kinda thing.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 03:25 PM (roQNm)

10 I am trying to remember the purpose of McMullin...

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:26 PM (zSVEm)

11 Did the people working for McMuffin expect him to win? Or was it just a paying job for them? Because the first week I didn't get a check, it'd be bye bye Eggy

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 03:26 PM (BdsCV)

12 I told you Egg McMuffins were cheap.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 03:26 PM (HgMAr)

13 Those assholes who signed on with his "campaign" deserve to lose every cent of money they ever hoped to get.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 03:26 PM (k1TUh)

14 I gave up on Twitter, and won't even go on there any longer. Is anyone giving McMuffin crap about this?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 19, 2018 03:26 PM (eytER)

15 Just who does this guy think he is?

Posted by: Hillary at April 19, 2018 03:26 PM (djCea)

16 I was at a penis sipping event with my good friend and staunch true conservative Bill Kristol and we both think penis should be sipped not gulped and Trump is a poopy head....but mostly penis is to be sipped.

Posted by: Eggy McMuphin at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (pw+jk)

17 I'm sure a guilty conscience will move Bill Kristol to pay these bills post haste.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilence Committee supporter at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (LISuA)

18 Watch yourselves.

Bill Kristol told me he was a Egg McMuffin was a conservative.

Remember Reagan's 11th Commandment.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (If3tB)

19 What differs Kristol from a buzzard turd? Eventually the buzzard turd will stop stinking.

Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (AoLFQ)

20 Who does this man think he is.

Only marxists can get people to work for no compensation.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (EoRCO)

21 Best of luck to you, Evan! And please stop calling me!
Cheers!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (O5Q3r)

22 Too bad we don't have debtor's prison any more.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (uLuPn)

23 So no one has set up a Go Fund me page yet?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (UXHfL)

24 Calling McMuffin's campaign a 'failed bid for the presidency' is like calling a bug's flight a 'failed encounter with a windshield.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (oVJmc)

25 Dear "GOP Smart Set" Political Operatives who aided Eggs McMuffin in trying to tip the race to Grandma....

"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares."

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (SzZnW)

26 Shiftless light-fingered nosferatu.

Ace, I love you in a completely platonic, non-Ewok sex way.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (Boy/L)

27 Some guys who worked for the Breakfast Sandwich's campaign might not get paid. Checking Give-A-Shit meter...

Huh. Damn thing seems to be dead.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (pvjTE)

28 >>>13 Those assholes who signed on with his "campaign" deserve to lose every cent of money they ever hoped to get.

true. This is an organized media campaign being ring-led by people whose names you'd know to pressure him into raising money to pay them.

I don't really want to see these people paid. I don't like this passive-aggressive, stealthy media hit they're doing.

This is how they do everything -- secretly. They knife you in the back but don't own up to what they're doing.

SO fuck them.

But... it is funny to make fun of this Powder-looking nightcrawler.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (8rNrN)

29 18 Watch yourselves.

Bill Kristol told me he was a Egg McMuffin was a conservative.

Remember Reagan's 11th Commandment.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (If3tB)

Which was dick punch any stupid ass motherfucker who thinks hadn't the keys to the country to dems is a good idea.

I miss Reagan.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (Dp6qK)

30 Bald-headed bindlestiff. Chrome-domed four-flusher.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (H8QX8)

31 >>The Democracy Fund is a creature of Persian billionaire Pierre Omidyar. He's also the guy behind The Intercept. While McMullin lectures us on national security, his sugar daddy funds a site most closely associated with terrorist supporters like Glenn Greenwald.



LOL, I though Egg McMuffin's org's website was like a patriotic words mad libs. Lays it on a bit too thick. This explains it.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (W+vEI)

32 It's almost like the mission is just to weaken America and make it less of an influence, not more of one, in the wider world.
=======
while funding the rinos, deepstaters, and bureaucratic boot lickers into the lifestyles to which they have become accustomed.

Posted by: simplemind at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (dUGHc)

33 Gosh, it's almost like their whole anti-Iran hawking is a pose.

What horrifies me is what this implies about the Bush family, who Kristol is certainly a reliable partisan of. Do such connections explain why the Bushes never dealt appropriately with Iran? Even as they killed Americans in Iraq.

Posted by: trev006 at April 19, 2018 03:29 PM (OMTTb)

34 >>>Ace, I love you in a completely platonic, non-Ewok sex way.


thanks, I was proud of that one, and counting down the minutes until I posted it so that someone could enjoy that.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2018 03:29 PM (8rNrN)

35 >Ace, I love you in a completely platonic, non-Ewok sex way.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (Boy/L)


Get a room you two.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 03:29 PM (sjdRT)

36 One book, "Penis Sipping IS my Bag Baby" by Evan McMuffin

Posted by: Eggy McMuphin at April 19, 2018 03:29 PM (pw+jk)

37 Bill Kristol told me he was a Egg McMuffin was a conservative.

A "principled" conservative. Who likes to stiff his employees.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 03:29 PM (O5Q3r)

38 >>>36 One book, "Penis Sipping IS my Bag Baby" by Evan McMuffin


LOL

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2018 03:29 PM (8rNrN)

39 you fucked up: you trusted me!


Posted by: Egg McMuffin at April 19, 2018 03:30 PM (Zsmh3)

40 Who got paid:

McMullin
Finn
Searby
Rick Wilson

Who didn't get paid:

Everyone else

Posted by: Fringe at April 19, 2018 03:30 PM (KTmAX)

41
Protip: If you're in the printing industry you NEVER do any campaign printing unless you're getting paid up front. Then wait for the check to clear before you lift a finger.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:30 PM (LOgQ4)

42 When I buy an Egg McMufffin I expect it to stay bought!

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 19, 2018 03:30 PM (MYwGW)

43 Who was the Mormon candidate with the hot daughters in 2012??

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:30 PM (zSVEm)

44 Calling McMuffin's campaign a 'failed bid for the presidency' is like calling a bug's flight a 'failed encounter with a windshield.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (oVJmc)
-------

You got that right.

Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 03:30 PM (oMtOd)

45 Every morning I wake up grateful that Donald Trump is POTUS.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2018 03:30 PM (uLuPn)

46 It's in the mail!

Posted by: Fleet Admiral Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 03:30 PM (oVJmc)

47 >43
Who was the Mormon candidate with the hot daughters in 2012??

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:30 PM (zSVEm)


Huntsman.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (sjdRT)

48 McMullin's cavalier attitude towards the campaign's spending struck many as a surprise, particularly because he billed himself as a fiscal conservative, he added.

*snort* BWAHahahahaha! Yeah, somebody allowed himself to be deluded. Or else made a bad business decision.

Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30 at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (RD7QR)

49 Klaus Kinski was a very creepy nosferatu.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (/tuJf)

50 Wasn't Egg McMuffin at an intelligence agency before he decided to run for POTUS?

Seems like he has more in common with Glenn Greenwald than just that Persian benefactor.
Well opposite sides of the same coin: McMuffin worked for the agency(s) that Greenwald likes to investigate and obtain leaks from.
Kinda weird, really.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (W+vEI)

51 >>>Who got paid:

McMullin
Finn
Searby
Rick Wilson

...

Did ALL of those get paid all they were owed...?

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (8rNrN)

52 Conservative alternative? That's like Rosie ODonnell saying she's the Kate Upton alternative.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (s9DTK)

53 To be fair, these staffers are all retarded douchebags for supporting him in the first place. Hard to feel much sympathy.

Posted by: wooga at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (3I7wr)

54 Ah, Huntsman... thanks.... he had more to offer than this guy.....

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (zSVEm)

55 I'm beginning to hate these nevertrump assholes as much as I hate lefty/commie/dims... the two are the same thing when you get down to the bottom of it.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (0OmEj)

56 40 Posted by: Fringe at April 19, 2018 03:30 PM (KTmAX)

"The" Rick Wilson not getting paid would be the best news I heard all day....

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (SzZnW)

57 I have never paid one wit of attention to Evan McMulligan (he probably wants a do over). Don't think I even know him by sight. But I know the Horde detests him. And skimming the post, I can see why.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (UXHfL)

58
Henry Waxman = NOSE-feratu...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:32 PM (VM6ev)

59 So was that egg whites on Bill Kristol's chin?
Or McMuffin froth?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 03:32 PM (xJa6I)

60 54 Ah, Huntsman... thanks.... he had more to offer than this guy.....
Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (zSVEm)


Hot daughters, mostly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:32 PM (VM6ev)

61 Klaus Kinski seems more trustworthy than McMullin...

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:32 PM (zSVEm)

62 52 Conservative alternative? That's like Rosie ODonnell saying she's the Kate Upton alternative.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (s9DTK)


Well....she is, in a horrible truth kinda way.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 03:32 PM (+lOpA)

63 and just as i get used to the hash de jour.... i get a new one.


Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 03:32 PM (Zsmh3)

64 Kali Assy Bill 2943 seeks to ban book critical of the LBGT lifesytle (ie, bible). You cant make this sh*t up.

Posted by: rockysan99 at April 19, 2018 03:32 PM (m7LQK)

65 59 So was that egg whites on Bill Kristol's chin?
Or McMuffin froth?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 03:32 PM (xJa6I)


Comey's comey. Minus the "y."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:33 PM (VM6ev)

66 I wish Kristol would run against Trump. Getting crushed might shut his dick hole.

Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 03:33 PM (AoLFQ)

67 Sounds to me as if Evan McMullin ran his campaign as Al Sharpton did.

Sharpton never wanted to win, he just wanted to live well off the donations and matching funds while promoting Al Sharpton.


Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:33 PM (W+vEI)

68 48 Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30 at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (RD7QR)

"I was amazed Eggs McMuffin couldn't slam dunk a basketball, he billed himself as Wilt Chamberlain...."

//D.I. Pshit Salon Hot 25 Campaign Advisor

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 03:33 PM (SzZnW)

69 this is why all campaigns should be funded by Putin

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 19, 2018 03:33 PM (h/uSM)

70 A criminal behaving like a criminal. Shocking.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 03:33 PM (pOqmx)

71 61 Klaus Kinski seems more trustworthy than McMullin...
Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:32 PM (zSVEm)


I'd rather have Ernst Stavro Blofeld prepare my meals.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:33 PM (VM6ev)

72 Skinflint! Pinchpenny!

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 19, 2018 03:33 PM (/JlMC)

73 Just for shits and giggles, Trump should pay these idiots.
On the other hand, fuck them.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 03:33 PM (7uYFy)

74 Is Bill Kristol ghey? He sure is squishy.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (uLuPn)

75 Sounds to me as if Evan McMullin ran his campaign as Al Sharpton did.

Sharpton never wanted to win, he just wanted to live well off the donations and matching funds while promoting Al Sharpton.


While wearing suits that he did not own.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (eytER)

76 63 and just as i get used to the hash de jour.... i get a new one.


Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 03:32 PM (Zsmh3)

++++

It marks your hatefulness.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (pvjTE)

77 That's too harsh about Gleen,



Is that Ace's nickname for Glenn Greenwald?

Or only in the nighttime?


I keed.
I know it is a harmless typo.


Unless it is for the nightime lovin'.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (UXHfL)

78 66 I wish Kristol would run against Trump. Getting crushed might shut his dick hole.
Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 03:33 PM (AoLFQ)


"I know, right?!"

- - Mrs. A. Shambling Bollard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (VM6ev)

79 Natassja Kinski, on the other hand, was smoking hot.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (/tuJf)

80 So. Scumbag.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (x285+)

81 Scrotum head McMuffin

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (LiyEm)

82 Never take advice from Bill Kristol.

On anything...ever.

I hope he becomes a Democrat and they listen to him for some bizarre reason.

Posted by: William Eaton at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (MuTTO)

83 It's worth noting that McMuffin's another butt-smear from the 'intelligence community.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (oVJmc)

84

EM ALBAROSSA FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (mPeei)

85 Wasn't McMuffin involved with the CIA somehow? That puts his ties to apologists for terrorism in a disturbing light.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (xjiRE)

86 -
--
Bill Kristol told me he was a Egg McMuffin was a conservative.

A "principled" conservative. Who likes to stiff his employees.


Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 03:29 PM

-----------------------


Hey, not wanting to pay can be a principle.


Posted by: I'm McMullin over not payin you at April 19, 2018 03:35 PM (pMGkg)

87 Who didn't see this coming?

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 03:35 PM (aC6Sd)

88 >>>Just for shits and giggles, Trump should pay these idiots.

Our loyalties cannot be bought!!!

But, um, how much are we talkin'?

Posted by: The Principled Conservatives Who Are Conservative For a Paycheck at April 19, 2018 03:35 PM (8rNrN)

89
"The Campaign Staff Salaries Are Too Damn High!!!"

- - Evan McMuffin

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:35 PM (VM6ev)

90 50 Wasn't Egg McMuffin at an intelligence agency before he decided to run for POTUS?

Seems like he has more in common with Glenn Greenwald than just that Persian benefactor.
Well opposite sides of the same coin: McMuffin worked for the agency(s) that Greenwald likes to investigate and obtain leaks from.
Kinda weird, really.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (W+vEI)

McMuffin was CIA. It's possible that CIA trains people to prevaricate convincingly. Just a rumor I've heard.

Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30 at April 19, 2018 03:35 PM (RD7QR)

91 "true. This is an organized media campaign being ring-led by people whose names you'd know to pressure him into raising money to pay them.

I don't really want to see these people paid. I don't like this passive-aggressive, stealthy media hit they're doing. "

I believe you're correct in who's running this campaign, but I think they are going to be very disappointed - fund raising is hard in even the best of circumstances, and Nobody, no matter how much money they have, wants to donate money to a washed up has been/never was, just so that guy can pay off his old debts. Might as well take your cash and go burn it in a trash can as do that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 03:35 PM (k1TUh)

92 cont
That McMuffin was a scam artist.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (aC6Sd)

93 I just found out that Trump appointed Jon Huntsmann US ambassador to Russia, I did not know that. I thought he was the original #NeverTrumper.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (7uYFy)

94 McMuffin was CIA..... we are doomed.

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (zSVEm)

95 92 cont
That McMuffin was a scam artist.
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (aC6Sd)


"And everyone always blames me for shit."

- - The Hamburglar

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (VM6ev)

96 Meanwhile David Hogg gets a book deal.look for them in the bargain bin.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (LiyEm)

97 Conservatives should totally get behind Egg McMuffin. Ehhh... it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville kind of idea...

What about us brain dead slobs?
You'll be given unpaid jobs!

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (O5Q3r)

98 Egg McMuffin, the Hairless Homunculus.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (9TK8E)

99 I thought people who were taking McMuffin seriously totally were in on the gag and were just trolling.

But apparently some people ACTUALLY took him seriously.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 03:37 PM (Z5y53)

100 Next thing you know, pictures of Egg McMuffin and future leaders of ISiS will surface on the internet.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 03:37 PM (pOqmx)

101 And in 2019, we will get Flake and Kasich trying this same gambit .....again.

And probably at least another pathetic loser.


Pays off for them personally, because it's a gig that runs them around the country, and they draw "expenses" from it, and the little people (not Darby O'Gill) get screwed in the end, as the campaigns wind down, and the money disappears.

Muh Principles! (tm)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 19, 2018 03:37 PM (vcOmj)

102 98 Egg McMuffin, the Hairless Homunculus.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (9TK8E)



Imagines him to be the model from that hideous CBD naked guy on the ottoman picture.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:37 PM (VM6ev)

103 What horrifies me is what this implies about the Bush family, who Kristol is certainly a reliable partisan of. Do such connections explain why the Bushes never dealt appropriately with Iran? Even as they killed Americans in Iraq.

Posted by: trev006 at April 19, 2018 03:29 PM (OMTTb)
-------------------------


And why they also never dealt with Saudi Arabia the way it should have been dealt with - um I seem to remember the majority of the 9/11 hijackers/terrorists were Saudi citizens.

Posted by: Boots at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (EBwPV)

104 -
--
McMuffin was CIA. It's possible that CIA trains people to prevaricate convincingly. Just a rumor I've heard.


Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30 at April 19, 2018 03:35 PM

------------------------

I think Brennan skipped a day or two of that training.



Posted by: irright at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (pMGkg)

105 93 Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (7uYFy)

It achieves a few things:

1) it shows Trump is magnanimous

2) it entertains Putin

3) it confuses Romney

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (SzZnW)

106 Running these preposterous nonentities... is this cost effective?

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (zSVEm)

107 I also find it quite funny that according to that article, his staffers "believed" in McMuffin, thought he was a "principled conservative" - right up until the time came to cash their paychecks, and they found out he had stiffed them on everything they thought they were going to get.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (k1TUh)

108 I just found out that Trump appointed Jon Huntsmann US ambassador to Russia, I did not know that. I thought he was the original #NeverTrumper.
Posted by: JoeF

Ha! Ha!

The joke is on Huntsman. Trump has Russian hookers ready to pee on him when he arrives.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (vcOmj)

109 The Democracy Fund - Money for people.

Posted by: George Costanza at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (7HtZB)

110 Egg McMuffun has less personality than a Goomba trooper from Mario

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (mk7Bj)

111 Yep, looks like Al Sharpton still had unpaid campaign debts from his 2004 run as recently as 2013.


And let's not forget that Hillary had a huge campaign debt from her 2008 run that Obama arranged to have his donors payoff. I forget what she had to do in return for that "favor."

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (W+vEI)

112 89 "The Campaign Staff Salaries Are Too Damn High!!!"

- - Evan McMuffin

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:35 PM (VM6ev)

Dine and dash is who we are.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (Dp6qK)

113 96 Meanwhile David Hogg gets a book deal.look for them in the bargain bin.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (LiyEm)

They are going to publish his Baby Book?

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (uLuPn)

114 103
And why they also never dealt with Saudi Arabia the way it should have been dealt with - um I seem to remember the majority of the 9/11 hijackers/terrorists were Saudi citizens.
Posted by: Boots at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (EBwPV)


"Atta boy. Now you're getting it!"

- - Brennan

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (VM6ev)

115 once grifted twice shy ...

too bad for those "family men" that were working for the grifters. If they really cared about their kids they'd have gotten a real job.

Somehow I bet that "for the children" line is BS ...

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (bT8Z4)

116 112 89 "The Campaign Staff Salaries Are Too Damn High!!!"

- - Evan McMuffin

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:35 PM (VM6ev)

Dine and dash is who we are.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (Dp6qK


At least Jimmy McMillan was a severe conservative. For real!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (VM6ev)

117 "I have qualms about this thing ending badly in debt," the former staffer claimed. McMullin's cavalier attitude towards the campaign's spending struck many as a surprise

--

His staffers weren't deep into GOP methodology if they thought this. That has been the whole GOP strategy since the late 1980s, on a national level.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (7ZVPa)

118 McMullin and Gary Johnson should pool their resources!

What? Still not enough for lunch at Appleby's???

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (so+oy)

119 I also find it quite funny that according to that article, his staffers "believed" in McMuffin, thought he was a "principled conservative" - right up until the time came to cash their paychecks, and they found out he had stiffed them on everything they thought they were going to get.
Posted by: Tom Servo


There's one born every minute.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (vcOmj)

120 Hogg book deal.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294589/

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (LiyEm)

121 107 I also find it quite funny that according to that article, his staffers "believed" in McMuffin, thought he was a "principled conservative" - right up until the time came to cash their paychecks, and they found out he had stiffed them on everything they thought they were going to get.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (k1TUh)



That is not making my eyes rain.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (+lOpA)

122 I just found out that Trump appointed Jon Huntsmann US ambassador to Russia, I did not know that. I thought he was the original #NeverTrumper.
Posted by: JoeF


I mean.. I'd take any excuse to ship Huntsman off to Siberia.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (mk7Bj)

123 111 Yep, looks like Al Sharpton still had unpaid campaign debts from his 2004 run as recently as 2013.


And let's not forget that Hillary had a huge campaign debt from her 2008 run that Obama arranged to have his donors payoff. I forget what she had to do in return for that "favor."
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (W+vEI)

Pull out. Not to put an unwelcome image in your head.

Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30 at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (RD7QR)

124 115 once grifted twice shy ...

too bad for those "family men" that were working for the grifters. If they really cared about their kids they'd have gotten a real job.

Somehow I bet that "for the children" line is BS ...
Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (bT8Z4)


With Jeffrey Epstein, it's always "for the children." At least the purchase price.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (VM6ev)

125 Behold our fully operational death star.

Posted by: I Cried at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (loZXu)

126 Wasn't this a thread yesterday, or that was about other people complaining that Evan didn't pay his bills?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (tpDAe)

127 33 Gosh, it's almost like their whole anti-Iran hawking is a pose.

What horrifies me is what this implies about the Bush family, who Kristol is certainly a reliable partisan of. Do such connections explain why the Bushes never dealt appropriately with Iran? Even as they killed Americans in Iraq.
Posted by: trev006 at April 19, 2018 03:29 PM (OMTTb)

What, a family of Oil Men, tightly intertwined with the Saudi Royal Family, Not Serious about upending the Status Quo in the ME?

You Don't Say!

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (9TK8E)

128 I have decided to live my life as a gay man.

Posted by: Eggy McMuphin at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (pw+jk)

129 McMuffin will never bring hot daughters because he's a homo.

And not in the fun Milo kind of way. More like the Silence of the Lambs kid of way.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (MYwGW)

130 Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)

131 3) it confuses Romney

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (SzZnW)

He should pay them $0.20 on the dollar to buy their claims, and then shake down McMuffin for the full amount.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (Dp6qK)

132 all about AB2943:

http://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces
/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=201720180AB2943

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 03:41 PM (Zsmh3)

133 This has been said, but bears repeating, the Hogg child would be comfortable in an SS uniform, looks like...

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:41 PM (zSVEm)

134 McMuffin was a badly executed psyops.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 03:41 PM (89T5c)

135 McMullin and Gary Johnson should pool their resources!

What? Still not enough for lunch at Appleby's???
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry


Yeah, but Gary has a stash of really great weed, so his staffers might feel let down, but then....they got high.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 19, 2018 03:41 PM (vcOmj)

136 And why they also never dealt with Saudi Arabia the way it should have been dealt with - um I seem to remember the majority of the 9/11 hijackers/terrorists were Saudi citizens.
Posted by: Boots at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (EBwPV)

--------------------------
Or China after they wrecked our surveillance plane in international waters. Then proceeded to hold the crew hostage until Bush grovelled.

People always complain about Clinton being soft on China, but Bush was even worse.

Posted by: William Eaton at April 19, 2018 03:41 PM (MuTTO)

137 108 I just found out that Trump appointed Jon Huntsmann US ambassador to Russia, I did not know that. I thought he was the original #NeverTrumper.
Posted by: JoeF

Ha! Ha!

The joke is on Huntsman. Trump has Russian hookers ready to pee on him when he arrives.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (vcOmj)


"Pee on me,
when you get schlonged..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:41 PM (VM6ev)

138 Is Egg's all out of Honor??

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 03:42 PM (y3aQB)

139
To be fair, in lieu of paychecks they recieved meal vouchers good on any Cuck Cruise

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 03:42 PM (lKyWE)

140 The Great Reveal continues....

These folks were never our friends... they just acted like it while snickering up their sleeves about us 'rubes'...


Posted by: Don Q. at April 19, 2018 03:42 PM (NgKpN)

141 126 Yesterday was about the FEC sending him letters about campaign finance violations.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:42 PM (LiyEm)

142 Yes people, this is how our betters operate.

"Can't feed your family because I stiffed you a couple of grand?

Too bad, if your kids deserved to eat you'd be rich like me."

Posted by: Lily-Twins -(please don't play like a bunch of wimmin this year) Fan Assassin in the Night, Not a Ru at April 19, 2018 03:42 PM (vivhj)

143 "Shiftless light-fingered nosferatu."

Ace is giving Muldoon a run for his money. Pure poetry.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 03:42 PM (T71PA)

144 125 Behold our fully operational death star.
Posted by: I Cried at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (loZXu)


"Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Death Star."

- - Coming soon to DVD...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:42 PM (VM6ev)

145 131 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (Dp6qK)

That would be hilarious, do it under GOP National Committee auspices....

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 03:43 PM (SzZnW)

146 93 I just found out that Trump appointed Jon Huntsmann US ambassador to Russia, I did not know that. I thought he was the original #NeverTrumper."

Nice way to get a high dollar opponent with a lot of connections out of town, while also making sure that he doesn't say or do anything stupid. Huntsman's extremely proud of his foreign policy skills (former Ambassador to China) and he won't do anything to mess that up as long as he's got a position.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 03:43 PM (k1TUh)

147 139
To be fair, in lieu of paychecks they recieved meal vouchers good on any Cuck Cruise
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 03:42 PM (lKyWE)


Served on the Libido Deck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:43 PM (VM6ev)

148 Seems the BDS will never go away.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 03:43 PM (s9DTK)

149 EM PICO GUACAMOLE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Mad Maxine's wighat at April 19, 2018 03:43 PM (8TdcF)

150 No, it wasn't too harsh on Glenn.

Posted by: ejochs at April 19, 2018 03:43 PM (3+0tg)

151 McMuffin was CIA. It's possible that CIA trains people to prevaricate convincingly. Just a rumor I've heard.
Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30



Actually this makes sense. This whole 'collusion' thing was a domestic Intel op. {takes off tin foil hat}

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (WXvVY)

152 144 Chocolate Death Star

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:42 PM (VM6ev)

But enough about Beyoncé's ass...

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (9TK8E)

153 At least Jimmy McMillan was a severe conservative. For real!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (VM6ev)

Maybe the nevertrumpsters can get the "This is Democracy Manifest" guy for their next run.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (Dp6qK)

154 Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of campaign workers.

Suckers!

Posted by: The ARC of History at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (Mrl1e)

155 130 Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)

They'd be an improvement for the team.

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (7HtZB)

156 130 Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)

Wow.... the paying public told the NFL we wanted to keep Politics out of football...

So they double down???

This is like Toys R Us financially supporting Planned Parenthood.... (which is true)...

Darwin, in Action....

Posted by: Don Q. at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (NgKpN)

157 I thought people who were taking McMuffin seriously totally were in on the gag and were just trolling.

But apparently some people ACTUALLY took him seriously.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 03:37 PM


I took him seriously. I figured Trump to win but by the skin of his teeth EC-wise. McMuffin depriving Trump of Utah's couple of EC votes could have done it, in the scenario I painted. Which was EXACTLY the scenario they wanted.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (LOgQ4)

158 130 Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)



Which, no matter how you look at it, is appallingly inappropriate.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (+lOpA)

159 Meanwhile David Hogg gets a book deal.look for them in the bargain bin.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (LiyEm)


I can't believe the title is Never Again. It shows how shallow and ignorant this generation is about history. "Never Again" is about an atrocious time in history. "Never Forget" is about 9/11.

Can these kids not even come up with original titles? And is the publisher/editor just as ignorant, in not suggesting another title?

How insulting. All he had to do is google the title on his stupid phone and he would have known about it. And if he is equating the two, he is beneath contempt.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (UXHfL)

160 147 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:43 PM (VM6ev)

TOOT TOOT SKIPPER!

//Ed "Pilsbury" Morrissey gazing longingly at the Captain

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (SzZnW)

161 Meanwhile David Hogg gets a book deal.look for them in the bargain bin.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (LiyEm)
.............

Costco book signing!

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (HgMAr)

162 >>Huntsman's extremely proud of his foreign policy skills (former Ambassador to China)

Ambassador to China for Obama.

Clearly a man of impeccable principles.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (/tuJf)

163 0. Shiftless light-fingered nosferatu.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:30 PM

Somebody's noticed my namedropping of Count Orlok when dealing with baldies~

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (9TK8E)

164 151 McMuffin was CIA. It's possible that CIA trains people to prevaricate convincingly. Just a rumor I've heard.
Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30


Actually this makes sense. This whole 'collusion' thing was a domestic Intel op. {takes off tin foil hat}

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (WXvVY)

Hmmm. Makes about the best sense for the nevertrumpers than any. No Trump and we never find out about the IC/DOJ shenanigans.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (Dp6qK)

165 Got two items
Legal Insurrection- DOJ IG sends criminal referral of Mccabe to-US attorney of DC
And
Philadelphia police commissioner apologize to to vagrants from the Starbucks stafu, so predict lawsuits from the two in 3, 2, ...

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (aC6Sd)

166 I think it is becoming rather clear that Mr. Egg McMuffin was simply a Democrat/lefty/uniparty/foreign money plant designed to interfere with the election to favor . . hmm . . to favor . . who was that other person running again? Hmmmmm I seem to remember her losing a shoe at some point if I am not mistaken. Hence, the reason why he has conveniently forgotten to file all required financials and/or engaged in "sloppy record keeping;" can't let that info out can we? Then we will know who's behind all this Egg McMuffin nonsense. They figured the election was a lock for Shrills and that the "Hillary controlled FEC" would never, therefore, come looking

I forgot who said it - but someone remarked in AoS, or its related sphere of influence, that after all of this "collusion"investigation, almost two years later, and it shows that the only person in DC who DIDN'T collude with foreign powers to interfere with the election was, in fact, Donald J. Trump.

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (Fb9aZ)

167
The public service announcement with "feed the pig!" is McMuffin's campaign ad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:46 PM (VM6ev)

168 So Bill Kristol won't kick the McMuffinites a few bucks?

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 03:46 PM (2LelM)

169
I took him seriously. I figured Trump to win but by the skin of his
teeth EC-wise. McMuffin depriving Trump of Utah's couple of EC votes
could have done it, in the scenario I painted. Which was EXACTLY the
scenario they wanted.


And Trump still won the state by 18%.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 03:46 PM (oVJmc)

170 Now I'm going to think of Beyonce's ass as the chocolate death star from this day on.


thx 'rons

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 03:46 PM (+lOpA)

171 157 Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (LOgQ4)

The number of things that "had to go right" for that eventuality shows why the CIA is the institution it is.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 03:46 PM (SzZnW)

172 130 Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)

===========

The sound you hear is more former Dolphin season ticket holder.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 03:46 PM (pw+jk)

173 130 Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)


The organizers want NFL prospects to see high school graduates?

"See, guys, it CAN be done!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 03:47 PM (MDlMP)

174 I have decided to live my life as a gay man.

Posted by: Eggy McMuphin at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (pw+jk)
.............

Welcome!

Posted by: James Crybaby Comey at April 19, 2018 03:47 PM (HgMAr)

175
Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)


I guess they can't do any worse at draft picks than the Dolphins managment does

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 03:47 PM (lKyWE)

176 Guess we shoulld call Evan McMullin, Egg's Benedict

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 03:47 PM (y3aQB)

177 I spent last year not watching the NFL..... have gotten quite used to that.

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:47 PM (zSVEm)

178 Now I'm going to think of Beyonce's ass as the chocolate death star from this day on.


That's no moon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 03:48 PM (oVJmc)

179 159 Meanwhile David Hogg gets a book deal.look for them in the bargain bin.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (LiyEm)


I can't believe the title is Never Again. It shows how shallow and ignorant this generation is about history. "Never Again" is about an atrocious time in history. "Never Forget" is about 9/11.

Can these kids not even come up with original titles? And is the publisher/editor just as ignorant, in not suggesting another title?

How insulting. All he had to do is google the title on his stupid phone and he would have known about it. And if he is equating the two, he is beneath contempt.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (UXHfL)

It's on purpose. You HAVE to know that, right?

Combined with his stupid armband idea that he and his sister came up with?

Dude is throwing out so many f***ing Nazi-era symbols that it's pretty obvious what Herr Hoggenfuhrer is doing.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:48 PM (9TK8E)

180 "Policy of conceding to Vladimir Putin?"

Um, examples....?


Well ya see, all those missiles that were fired at Syria the other day were carrying payloads of concentrated concedium 29, the most potent concession material known to man.

Posted by: TCDD, pointin and laughin at April 19, 2018 03:48 PM (3Lyjl)

181 >>Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.


Out: Hot cheerleaders
In: Sneering, scoldy teens

#Winning

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:48 PM (W+vEI)

182 So ... Did Philadelphia win the hockey tournament?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 03:48 PM (roQNm)

183 Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)


Which, no matter how you look at it, is appallingly inappropriate.
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (+lOpA)


WHAT?!
Way to honor those who died protecting you. No shame, absolutely no shame or moral compass. Guess the parents are just as bad.

As for NFL, they are using the kids to recoup some of the fans they lost with the kneeling at games.

It is sickening. Unless there is something I'm missing.

Exactly who has not exploited this tragedy at this point?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:49 PM (UXHfL)

184 Meanwhile David Hogg gets a book deal.look for them in the bargain bin.



Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (LiyEm)

.............



Costco book signing!

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (HgMAr)

Don't squeeze the Charmin.

Posted by: Mr Whipple at April 19, 2018 03:49 PM (TGrKk)

185
Camera Hogg joins the military!

Link: http://stsrs.webs.com/ColonelGreen.jpg

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:49 PM (VM6ev)

186 Philadelphia police commissioner apologize to to vagrants from the Starbucks stafu, so predict lawsuits from the two in 3, 2, ...
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (aC6Sd)

Vagrants? They were high power real estate speculators. They're going to sue you now for calling them vagrants,

Also, they feared for their lives at Starbucks.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 03:49 PM (T71PA)

187 Former Staffer Complains That Egg McMuffin Hasn't Paid Many Staffers and Never Plans to Do So

-
So it's like the national debt, an obligation in name only.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 03:49 PM (+y/Ru)

188 168 So Bill Kristol won't kick the McMuffinites a few bucks?
Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 03:46 PM (2LelM)

Are the poorhouses not operating?

Posted by: Scrooge Kristol at April 19, 2018 03:49 PM (RD7QR)

189 The stream of vitriol hosed at Barbara Bush of all people (white supremacist???) should at least give the dummy nevertrumpers pause that maybe it's not really about Donald Trump or his "manners" or "morals" or "character". But maybe just that the Left hates everyone and everything associated with disagreeing with them.

Nevermind it won't.

Posted by: Mega at April 19, 2018 03:49 PM (DsFR3)

190 The Dolphins have season ticket holders?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (89T5c)

191
Now I'm going to think of Beyonce's ass as the chocolate death star from this day on.

She does leave her exhaust port unprotected

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (lKyWE)

192 All the stalwart GOP pundits who supported McMuffin will presumably weigh in on this story as heavily as they have condemned Hannity for failing to disclose the lawyer/client relationship he says he never had.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilence Committee supporter at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (LISuA)

193 It's almost like he's a prog.....

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (ahV/f)

194 187 Former Staffer Complains That Egg McMuffin Hasn't Paid Many Staffers and Never Plans to Do So

-
So it's like the national debt, an obligation in name only.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 03:49 PM (+y/Ru)


Well can't he just give them rubber checks? Just like the government?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (VM6ev)

195 What the fuck is this "Trump policy of conceding to Putin" that they are referring to? What has Trump "conceded" to Putin? This Collusion business is out of hand.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (7uYFy)

196 182 So ... Did Philadelphia win the hockey tournament?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 03:48 PM (roQNm)

Serious Answer : They're making an utter embarrassment of themselves and are about to be eliminated as of tomorrow.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (9TK8E)

197 Hey, all that Turtle Wax for my head ain't cheap you know.

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (OD2ni)

198 Former Staffer Complains That Egg McMuffin Hasn't Paid Many Staffers and Never Plans to Do So

--------------

You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 03:51 PM (pw+jk)

199 This Hogg kid isn't writing that book. His ghost writer is. I hope Bill Ayers got paid up front.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2018 03:51 PM (WXvVY)

200 I can't believe the title is Never Again. It shows how shallow and ignorant this generation is about history. "Never Again" is about an atrocious time in history. "Never Forget" is about 9/11.

Can these kids not even come up with original titles? And is the publisher/editor just as ignorant, in not suggesting another title?

How insulting. All he had to do is google the title on his stupid phone and he would have known about it. And if he is equating the two, he is beneath contempt.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (UXHfL)

It's on purpose. You HAVE to know that, right?

Combined with his stupid armband idea that he and his sister came up with?

Dude is throwing out so many f***ing Nazi-era symbols that it's pretty obvious what Herr Hoggenfuhrer is doing.
Posted by: Hikaru
...........
That's the name they gave their "movement".. yes.. it is still appropriating the holocaust-related use, but how many people know that connection?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 19, 2018 03:51 PM (so+oy)

201 I have started reading McCabe as "Macabre."

Posted by: fly gal at April 19, 2018 03:51 PM (8TdcF)

202 >>I can't believe the title is Never Again. It shows how shallow and ignorant this generation is about history. "Never Again" is about an atrocious time in history. "Never Forget" is about 9/11.



I was thinking this was intentional.
Take "Never Again" from the Holocaust as part of their way of erasing it.

The Women's March did the same thing to the March for Life. They had been using a slogan for years (think it was "Why We March") and they used it for their viral twitter marketing.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:51 PM (W+vEI)

203 " ... that after all of this "collusion"investigation, almost two years later, and it shows that the only person in DC who DIDN'T collude with foreign powers to interfere with the election was, in fact, Donald J. Trump.
Posted by: Publius Redux"

Boom. This !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 03:51 PM (Mbmmf)

204 186 Philadelphia police commissioner apologize to to vagrants from the Starbucks stafu, so predict lawsuits from the two in 3, 2, ...
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (aC6Sd)

Vagrants? They were high power real estate speculators.

---------

Who will be given a Starbucks in Philly within a week, no doubt about it. What a coincidence.

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 03:51 PM (7HtZB)

205 I thought people who were taking McMuffin seriously totally were in on the gag and were just trolling.

But apparently some people ACTUALLY took him seriously.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 03:37 PM
-------------------------------------
Upon perusing the vote count, I was amazed to discover to that Eggy got 54,000 votes in Virginia, of all places.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (0jtPF)

206 197 Hey, all that Turtle Wax for my head ain't cheap you know.
Posted by: Egg McMuffin at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (OD2ni)

Yeah, about that.

Mitch would appreciate it if you'd stop sneaking into our house and jacking him off in his sleep, thx.

Posted by: Elaine Chao at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (9TK8E)

207 Serious Answer : They're making an utter embarrassment of themselves and are about to be eliminated as of tomorrow.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM


Rumor is of some plan to dig up Kate Smith's body for Game Six.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (LOgQ4)

208 Well can't he just give them rubber checks? Just like the government?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

--

If the GOP started to pay for what they spent, they would have to change the party name - too many years of living on borrowed money.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (7ZVPa)

209 Rosenstein has told Trump that he is NOT the target of Mueller's probe.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (/tuJf)

210 Philly looked bad last night.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (89T5c)

211 >>>130 Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)

Wow.... the paying public told the NFL we wanted to keep Politics out of football...

So they double down???

This is like Toys R Us financially supporting Planned Parenthood.... (which is true)...

Darwin, in Action....
Posted by: Don Q. at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (NgKpN)
________
I don't suppose there's a way to short the NFL in the stock market since they are a privately held company.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (MYwGW)

212 Who was the Mormon candidate with the hot daughters in 2012??
Posted by: kraken

It's Shaft!

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (BdsCV)

213 196 182 So ... Did Philadelphia win the hockey tournament?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 03:48 PM (roQNm)

Serious Answer : They're making an utter embarrassment of themselves and are about to be eliminated as of tomorrow.
Posted by: Hikaru



The 2 time defending Stanley Cup Champion, Pittsburgh Penguins, are humiliating them. They are up 3-1 and none of the games have been close.

HEH!!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2018 03:53 PM (WXvVY)

214 It's controlled opposition all the way.

Chances are the Intercept is a way to keep tabs on Greenwald. McMuffin is a CIA spook, doing what the CIA does which is to committ ops against the American people.

Posted by: jihadi at April 19, 2018 03:53 PM (blf2l)

215 202 >>I can't believe the title is Never Again. It shows how shallow and ignorant this generation is about history. "Never Again" is about an atrocious time in history. "Never Forget" is about 9/11.



I was thinking this was intentional.
Take "Never Again" from the Holocaust as part of their way of erasing it.

The Women's March did the same thing to the March for Life. They had been using a slogan for years (think it was "Why We March") and they used it for their viral twitter marketing.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:51 PM (W+vEI)

And the Parkland Red Guards have also ripped off the March for Life by calling their march "March for Our Lives."

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 03:53 PM (7HtZB)

216 204
186 Philadelphia police commissioner apologize to to vagrants from the
Starbucks stafu, so predict lawsuits from the two in 3, 2, ...

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (aC6Sd)



Vagrants? They were high power real estate speculators.



---------



Who will be given a Starbucks in Philly within a week, no doubt about it. What a coincidence.

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 03:51 PM (7HtZB)

=============
That will be bankrupt by August.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 03:53 PM (pw+jk)

217 These more principled than thou staffers should just shut their traps and take it like the good principled pissants that they are.

Oh, an in the future should you realize that you're a more principled wanna be staffer than thou. Remember, your more principled candidate than thou is going to lose. Large.

Posted by: Drider at April 19, 2018 03:53 PM (HdKKm)

218 It's on purpose. You HAVE to know that, right?

Combined with his stupid armband idea that he and his sister came up with?

Dude is throwing out so many f***ing Nazi-era symbols that it's pretty obvious what Herr Hoggenfuhrer is doing.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:48 PM (9TK8E)


I tend to lean toward ignorance with this generation. If he does go with that title it sets the book up to be condemned b/c of that title. Well, I would think. But I could be wrong...easily. The world is so upside down, and logic has flown out the window.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:53 PM (UXHfL)

219 From the first Philly Commissioner statement it sounds like a set up from the get go. They dare the Starbuck's manager to call the police after being asked to leave, when police show up it continued as a dare to arrest them.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 03:53 PM (aC6Sd)

220 >>That's the name they gave their "movement".. yes.. it is still appropriating the holocaust-related use, but how many people know that connection?


I doubt the Parkland kids came up with the marketing - this has been run by the reliable Lefty activist orgs like Move On from the get-go. The Hoggs are just the face of the movement, following someone else's scripts.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:53 PM (W+vEI)

221 "Parkland Kids" sounds like the name of a TV series from the '90's....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 03:54 PM (7uYFy)

222 Who will be given a Starbucks in Philly within a week, no doubt about it. What a coincidence.
=========

How long until it's a condemned crack house?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 03:54 PM (vg8iE)

223 Rumor is of some plan to dig up Kate Smith's body for Game Six.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (LOgQ4)

They could dig up Ed Snider and it wouldn't help.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:54 PM (9TK8E)

224 210 Philly looked bad last night.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (89T5c)

The Flyers are still a few years from being a serious playoff team.

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 03:54 PM (7HtZB)

225 "Parkland Kids" sounds like the name of a TV series from the '90's....
=======

Village of the Damned

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 03:54 PM (vg8iE)

226 *IF* someone was inclined to feel that McMullen's stiffed campaign staff deserved some payment why would they think it was safe to pass the money through the same Egg McMuffin that stiffed his people to buy crap like ads or something before?

Honestly these folks have to have believed that after Hillary won she would make them whole in exchange for siphoning off Trump votes so screw em all.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 19, 2018 03:54 PM (eASYU)

227 209 Rosenstein has told Trump that he is NOT the target of Mueller's probe.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (/tuJf)

"He" being Trump?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2018 03:54 PM (RD7QR)

228 I have already moved on to a Nikki Haley-Ben Sasse fantasy ticket. I'd gladly tell you more, for the price of one cruise ticket.

Posted by: Bill Kristol, human paraquat at April 19, 2018 03:54 PM (L7Eun)

229 When I scanned the top right sidebar post, I thought Ace wrote it. Because it sounded like Ace and it's a popular Ace theme. However, that is not Ace. Its some guy from Cleveland who probably likes the Indians and still hasn't gotten over 2016. But he is pushing through his heartbreak and writing sense. And getting banned from Twitter.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 03:54 PM (sjdRT)

230 Where is everybody?

Did I miss out on the Rapture or something?

Posted by: simplemind at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (C6xeQ)

231 Renege McMuffin
Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 03:24 PM (7uYFy)


I hate to call threadwinner so early, so I waited.

That here's funny! I don't care who you are, that's funnnny.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (z79tQ)

232 Rosenstein has told Trump that he is NOT the target of Mueller's probe.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (/tuJf)

Where have I heard that before?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (T71PA)

233 In Philadelphia, the mocha costs 50 bucks.

Posted by: Bo Diddley's Pawnbrokers at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (hqZPQ)

234 Vagrants? They were high power real estate speculators.

They were cutting a high-stakes deal on which store doorway they were going to sleep in that night.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (MDlMP)

235 224 The Flyers are still a few years from being a serious playoff team.
Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 03:54 PM (7HtZB)

I hope you never fire Hakstol. *g*

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (9TK8E)

236 So true believers in McMuffin/Hillary get stiffed and got the sads? I weep with them.

Posted by: Robert Jenks at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (VbLoi)

237 Most likely it will be the 76ers who win a championship next

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (aC6Sd)

238 130 Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)


Evidently the NFL is doubling down on "woke".

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (xjiRE)

239 >>"He" being Trump?

Oui.

And Catherine Herridge is reporting that the IG made a criminal referral on McCabe some time ago, it's just being reported now.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (/tuJf)

240 Is there a problem officers?

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (hqZPQ)

241 Now I'm going to think of Beyonce's ass as the chocolate death star from this day on.



rofl
This seems so random.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (UXHfL)

242 Rosenfield tells Trump he is not a target of tbe Mueller investigation, Bloomberg reports

Posted by: rockysan99 at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (m7LQK)

243 Nobody stiffs me. Nobody.

Posted by: Hillary! at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (djCea)

244 They were cutting a high-stakes deal on which store doorway they were going to sleep in that night.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (MDlMP)

High risk, high returns.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (T71PA)

245 Some target maker should come up with the "Parkland Kids" knock down targets.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 03:57 PM (pw+jk)

246 Turn those espresso machines back on!!!

Posted by: Mortimer Duke at April 19, 2018 03:57 PM (hqZPQ)

247 243 Nobody stiffs me. Nobody.
Posted by: Hillary! at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (djCea)


"Says you."

--Webb Hubbell

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:57 PM (9TK8E)

248 That the circumstance that some know-nothing teenager would be able to lecture the country on serious matters, with the facade of some sort of moral authority, and be abetted by political operatives, shows me how degenerate a large portion of the country has become.

There may not be many options for keeping the country from devolving into Europe.

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:57 PM (zSVEm)

249 Some target maker should come up with the "Parkland Kids" knock down targets.
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Or a series of trading cards a la Garbage Pail Kids.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 03:57 PM (vg8iE)

250 Okay it is members of the football team so maybe not the outspoken gungrabbers.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:58 PM (LiyEm)

251 Rumor is of some plan to dig up Kate Smith's body for Game Six.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (LOgQ4)



Kate Smith!?!?

Dang, those Charlie's Angels are dropping like flies.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 03:58 PM (+lOpA)

252 Think I will head to the local Starbucks and hang around and see if I can get a free franchise. Don't let on that I'm not black.

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 03:58 PM (2LelM)

253 Does sneering imbecile Bill Kristol ever say anything that isn't imbecilicly sneering?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 03:58 PM (verI8)

254 Rosenfield tells Trump he is not a target of tbe Mueller investigation, Bloomberg reports
Posted by: rockysan99 at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM

Problem is nobody told Mueller that

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 03:58 PM (aC6Sd)

255 I'm a fiscal conservative.

Except with other people's money.

Egg McMuffin

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 19, 2018 03:58 PM (bB4HN)

256 239 >>"He" being Trump?

Oui.

And Catherine Herridge is reporting that the IG made a criminal referral on McCabe some time ago, it's just being reported now.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (/tuJf)

Doesn't the Cohen raid tend to imply that Mueller is just subcontracting the attack on Trump to the NY AG office?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2018 03:58 PM (RD7QR)

257 Hillary had over $20 million in campaign debt, which Obama donors helped settle - but it took until the time she left State to do this - 4 years.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:59 PM (W+vEI)

258 Trump is the only target but like Khan in Star Trek II HE KEEPS MISSING THE TARGET!

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:59 PM (LiyEm)

259 I can't believe the title is Never Again. It shows how shallow and ignorant this generation is about history. "Never Again" is about an atrocious time in history. "Never Forget" is about 9/11.



I was thinking this was intentional.
Take "Never Again" from the Holocaust as part of their way of erasing it.


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One would figure a Jewish group would take high offense at that and stomp a mud hole in their asses over it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 03:59 PM (+BxpP)

260 Don't let on that I'm not black.
Posted by: Gumby

As long as you self identify as a black

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 04:00 PM (BdsCV)

261 Rosenstein has told Trump that he is NOT the target of Mueller's probe.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (/tuJf)

Where have I heard that before?
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (T71PA)

Trump should expect a raid on another of his lawyer's offices in the next few days. Or maybe one of his kids.
Yeah, surprise Ivanka--with guns drawn while she's in bed early one morning.....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 04:00 PM (7uYFy)

262 Is Egg McMuffin with or without cheese?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 04:00 PM (verI8)

263 True story, when I ran for the 1908 presidency, I paid all of my employees.

Posted by: Brian Williams at April 19, 2018 04:00 PM (pw+jk)

264 Philadelphia police commissioner apologize to to vagrants from the Starbucks stafu, so predict lawsuits from the two in 3, 2, ...

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Starbucks, the Egg McMuffin of coffee shops.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 04:00 PM (+y/Ru)

265 >262
Is Egg McMuffin with or without cheese?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 04:00 PM (verI


With! Savage.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (sjdRT)

266 197 Hey, all that Turtle Wax for my head ain't cheap you know.

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (OD2ni)
...........

Go the other way and get some Toppik.

Posted by: Don Lemon with masking tape on his forehead at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (HgMAr)

267 One would figure a Jewish group would take high offense at that and stomp a mud hole in their asses over it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 03:59 PM (+BxpP)

Especially since it's a punk kid whose last name is "Hogg."

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (7uYFy)

268 >>Doesn't the Cohen raid tend to imply that Mueller is just subcontracting the attack on Trump to the NY AG office?

No, not really. That's what the media would have you believe but it appears Cohen has some legal issues of his own that Mueller found during the course of the investigation.

As I've been saying for some time, things aren't always what they appear in this various investigations. It wouldn't shock me if Rosenstein turns out to be much more of a neutral player than has been assumed.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (/tuJf)

269 I can swear that I never before heard the name "Mindy Finn".

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (KxbBq)

270 When I was a kid, you had to have the discipline to get up before 10:30 am so you could get your Hot Cakes and Sausage from McDonalds before breakfast closed.

Now you can expect to be a layabout community organizer getting breakfast at any time.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (hqZPQ)

271
Did I miss out on the Rapture or something?

Posted by: simplemind
___________

Yep,, everyone's gone except you and me. Funny that, uh?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (mPeei)

272
Holy shit, Kate Smith has been dead for 32 years. Nobody told me.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (LOgQ4)

273 Nobody stiffs me. Nobody.
Posted by: Hillary! at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (djCea)

Webb Hubbell did. Once.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (z79tQ)

274
Don't let on that I'm not black.

Posted by: Gumby

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Neither am I. Keep that on the DL.

Posted by: Talcum X at April 19, 2018 04:02 PM (pw+jk)

275 I bet the Philadelphia Police commissioner didn't apologize for bombing the city but. but now has to apologize for arresting a couple of vagrants.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 04:02 PM (LiyEm)

276 195 What the fuck is this "Trump policy of conceding to Putin" that they are referring to? What has Trump "conceded" to Putin? This Collusion business is out of hand.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (7uYFy)
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Well, there was that reset policy that was meant to apologize for Bush getting testy about Russia gobbling up a Georgian province.
Then the sudden decision not to put anti-missile stuff in E Europe because Putin no likey.
And a nuclear arms treaty totally favoring the Rooskis and with no way to stop cheating.

And not getting cranky about Putin's seizing the Crimea.
Or his blowing up planes.
Or fomenting guerilla wars in Ukraine and Transnistria.

And laughing hysterically when Romney suggested that maybe, just maybe, Putin wasn't our pal.

Oh, wait. You said Trump.
Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at April 19, 2018 04:02 PM (0jtPF)

277 >>Holy shit, Kate Smith has been dead for 32 years. Nobody told me.

Kate Smith has been dead for 32 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:03 PM (/tuJf)

278 238 130 Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)

Evidently the NFL is doubling down on "woke".
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (xjiRE)

What do business owners not grasp about the concept of serving paying customers and declining to get political?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 04:03 PM (verI8)

279 Holy shit, Kate Smith has been dead for 32 years. Nobody told me.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (LOgQ4)
I know, right?

Posted by: New York Yankees at April 19, 2018 04:03 PM (7uYFy)

280 269 I can swear that I never before heard the name "Mindy Finn".
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (KxbBq)


Me neither. Money well spent.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 04:03 PM (+lOpA)

281 @261 - Surprise Ivanka in bed? I volunteer as Tribute!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at April 19, 2018 04:03 PM (XiyU+)

282 If they weren't paid, and did a bunch of supposedly valuable work, and the value of the amount of work they weren't paid for exceeds campaign contribution limits, isn't the amount above donation limits an illegal campaign contribution?

Toss the lot of his staffers in jail for violating campaign finance laws. Good enough for Dinesh D'Souza, good enough for anyone working for a breakfast sandwich.

Posted by: Rather Not at April 19, 2018 04:03 PM (oPogG)

283 What horrifies me is what this implies about the Bush family, who Kristol is certainly a reliable partisan of. Do such connections explain why the Bushes never dealt appropriately with Iran? Even as they killed Americans in Iraq.
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You might want to try on the idea that conflict between republicans and democrats that we call "politics" is not really politics but is a puppet show designed to hoodwink the rubes.

Cause, the evidence of such conflict is almost entirely rhetorical, situational, and ephemeral in the face of actually doing something to advance said rhetorical exercises. Its a civil war re enactment. Everyone dresses up, makes noise and gets up and goes home at the end of the day with no ground changing hands and no one involved getting hurt.

Posted by: simplemind at April 19, 2018 04:04 PM (C6xeQ)

284 Rather than toasting it, fry the english muffin in butter. Then substitute gruyere for the cheese. maybe throw on some holidaise sauce as a nod to eggs bennedict. Smoked pancetta as a finisher.

Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2018 04:04 PM (q177U)

285 I think that raid on Cohen was an effective misdirection! This whole Mueller deal might turn out to be. TRUMP!

Posted by: rockysan99 at April 19, 2018 04:04 PM (m7LQK)

286 275 I bet the Philadelphia Police commissioner didn't apologize for bombing the city but. but now has to apologize for arresting a couple of vagrants.
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Got a feeling that its gonna be Trick or Treat at all Philly Starbucks for the next couple of weeks. BTW, all Starbucks are located where hideous white people hang out. They'd better start playing a lot of Mozart or they are toast.

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 04:04 PM (2LelM)

287 The stream of vitriol hosed at Barbara Bush of all people (white supremacist???) should at least give the dummy nevertrumpers pause that maybe it's not really about Donald Trump or his "manners" or "morals" or "character". But maybe just that the Left hates everyone and everything associated with disagreeing with them.

Nevermind it won't.

Posted by: Mega at April 19, 2018 03:49 PM (DsFR3)
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Barbara Bush was the most liberal member of the Bush family, I remember her pro-choice position was prominently mentioned during the presidential runs of GHW Bush - he may or may not have felt the same way but as Reagan's VP he wasn't going on record as pro-choice. She was a woman from another generation who knew how to fulfill her roles in life with calm dignity.

That she is being so viciously attacked by Teh Left now that she is gone shows the complete lack of anything approaching humanity on that side of the divide.

Posted by: Boots at April 19, 2018 04:04 PM (EBwPV)

288 "Egg McMuffin "

Canadian Bacon is not real Bacon!

Posted by: X-ray at April 19, 2018 04:04 PM (TGrKk)

289 243 Nobody stiffs me. Nobody.
Posted by: Hillary! at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (djCea)


"Says you."

--Webb Hubbell
.......

Good grief Webb, you should have had some standards and gotten a hooker.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 04:05 PM (HgMAr)

290 Toss the lot of his staffers in jail for violating campaign finance laws.

Good enough for Dinesh D'Souza, good enough for anyone working for a breakfast sandwich.
Posted by: Rather Not



They would. If there wasn't two levels of laws.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 04:05 PM (+BxpP)

291 If Starbuck's stock takes a shit I can't say I will feel sorry.I will laugh and laugh as a matter of fact...

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 04:05 PM (LiyEm)

292 284 Rather than toasting it, fry the english muffin in butter. Then substitute gruyere for the cheese. maybe throw on some holidaise sauce as a nod to eggs bennedict. Smoked pancetta as a finisher.

Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2018 04:04 PM (q177U)

And after breakfast, you can slip on your crocs, and take a nice little prance around the neighborhood.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 04:05 PM (Dp6qK)

293 @284, at some point, even the statins aren't enough.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 19, 2018 04:05 PM (hqZPQ)

294 Shallot and chive gournay cheese on the breakfast sandwich.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 04:05 PM (89T5c)

295 Rather than toasting it, fry the english muffin in butter. Then substitute gruyere for the cheese. maybe throw on some holidaise sauce as a nod to eggs bennedict. Smoked pancetta as a finisher.
Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2018 04:04 PM (q177U)


Have 911 on speed dial in case of heart attack.

But damn, that does sound good.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:06 PM (UXHfL)

296 That she is being so viciously attacked by Teh Left now that she is gone shows the complete lack of anything approaching humanity on that side of the divide.

Posted by: Boots at April 19, 2018 04:04 PM (EBwPV)



You would think W might take notice and finally get who his enemies are.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 04:07 PM (+lOpA)

297 Good grief Webb, you should have had some standards and gotten a hooker.


I'm sure he had to pay for it. Shillary don't do nothing for nothing

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 04:07 PM (BdsCV)

298 269 I can swear that I never before heard the name "Mindy Finn".
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (KxbBq)


Is her husband named Mickey?

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 04:08 PM (xjiRE)

299 McMuffin was CIA. It's possible that CIA trains people to prevaricate convincingly. Just a rumor I've heard. Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30

Actually this makes sense. This whole 'collusion' thing was a domestic Intel op. {takes off tin foil hat} Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (WXvVY)
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What makes it all so much ironically richer is that he also worked for Congress in 'Foreign Relations' -- per wiki McMullin served as a chief policy director for the House Republican Conference in the U.S. House of Representatives and a senior adviser on national security issues for the House Committee on Foreign Affairs.

So, he has a pension from CIA and a pension from House, and unmarried, no major expenses.


Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2018 04:08 PM (MIKMs)

300
As I've been saying for some time, things aren't always what they appear in this various investigations. It wouldn't shock me if Rosenstein turns out to be much more of a neutral player than has been assumed.


Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (/tuJf)


Oh sure, just when you get people to start laying off the Sleepy Sessions jokes you throw that out there.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 04:08 PM (lKyWE)

301 I'd like to see a raid of Lisa Barsoomian's (Roddy's wife) office. Her firm has done much work for Clinton. Let's see where the Rosenstein family income comes from? Let's see the client list.

Posted by: CN at April 19, 2018 04:08 PM (5gaNQ)

302 Oh yeah, and... fuck Bill Kristol.

Posted by: Cold Civil War at April 19, 2018 04:08 PM (Z2PYk)

303 The only person on the left I read who was vitriolic about Barbara Bush was the crazy professor from Fresno State. That is an advantage of not doing Facecrook and Twitter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 04:09 PM (tpDAe)

304 >>Oh sure, just when you get people to start laying off the Sleepy Sessions jokes you throw that out there.

Well I'm heading on vacation tomorrow and I needed to chum the waters for while I'm gone.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:09 PM (/tuJf)

305 Took a nap. Has Sessions arrested anyone yet?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:09 PM (r9UYA)

306 I want RICO and hangings.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 04:09 PM (89T5c)

307 Wow, interesting about McMullin (really, who gives a shit about that turd?)

Article in the Examiner by the lawyer Comey leaked his memos to:

https://tinyurl.com/Comey-Dirts-Lynch

Hat tip Bongino, er JackStraw, I mean Bongino.

Speculation is that Comey has sonething very "BAD" on Lynch.

Let the "BAD" things begin!!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2018 04:09 PM (0oDnb)

308 >Well I'm heading on vacation tomorrow and I needed to chum the waters for while I'm gone.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:09 PM (/tuJf)


Is this the bonefish/Rapture trip?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 04:10 PM (sjdRT)

309 I am still gobsmacked that anyone ever fell for McMuffin's game.

I mean, seriously, his campaign was "Hi, you've never seen me before, but I worked for the CIA. I won't tell you what I did there, and I haven't done the basic legwork necessary for a credible run for the presidency, but if you vote for me we might be able to throw the election into chaos!"

The actual fuck. I would be more likely to take seriously someone who wrote in "Mickey Mouse" than someone who voted for this schlub.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 19, 2018 04:10 PM (FDnQi)

310 And after breakfast, you can slip on your crocs, and take a nice little prance around the neighborhood.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018


Without an early morning sip of penis? You're not balancing your carb/protein ratio correctly.

Posted by: Shep at April 19, 2018 04:10 PM (LOgQ4)

311

EM GRUYERE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 19, 2018 04:10 PM (mPeei)

312 Ground control to Sergeant Comey: negative smirk in 3, 2, 1...

Posted by: I Cried at April 19, 2018 04:11 PM (loZXu)

313 >>Is this the bonefish/Rapture trip?

Yes sir.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:11 PM (/tuJf)

314 Did I miss out on the Rapture or something?

Posted by: simplemind
___________

Yep,, everyone's gone except you and me. Funny that, uh?

*hic*


Posted by: Hillary Clinton
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Talk about a fate worse than death.

Posted by: simplemind at April 19, 2018 04:11 PM (C6xeQ)

315 And after breakfast, you can slip on your crocs, and take a nice little prance around the neighborhood.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 04:05 PM (Dp6qK)

LMAO!!! This is why I come here.

(Seriously though, I think the key is to switch up the cheese with something that has more punch, aged chedder for instance)

Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2018 04:11 PM (q177U)

316 Rosenstein has told Trump that he is NOT the target of Mueller's probe.

Posted by: JackStraw

__________

I saw that

So what exactly is his purpose now?

Seems to me to be a green light for Sessions to take the reins.

FWIW, I think they are luring Trump into a false sense of security, Comey was doing the same thing.

Posted by: Maritime at April 19, 2018 04:12 PM (lKmt3)

317 Yes sir.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:11 PM (/tuJf)


Have fun! Limit out early. You know, just in case.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 04:12 PM (sjdRT)

318 I wouldn't fuck Bill Kristol with David Hogg's dick. Maybe a flamethrower.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 04:12 PM (KP5rU)

319
I forgot who said it - but someone remarked in AoS, or its related sphere of influence, that after all of this "collusion"investigation, almost two years later, and it shows that the only person in DC who DIDN'T collude with foreign powers to interfere with the election was, in fact, Donald J. Trump.

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (Fb9aZ)







Or the whole Michael Brown shooting thing. After the incident itself, the riots, the lawsuits, the cultural caterwauling and all, turns out that the only person ANYWHERE who acted with honor and within the law was Officer Darren Wilson.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2018 04:12 PM (XWkhW)

320 The only person on the left I read who was vitriolic about Barbara Bush was the crazy professor from Fresno State. That is an advantage of not doing Facecrook and Twitter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 04:09 PM (tpDAe) fnord (tpDAe)


It's probably like half a dozen people with 30 accounts, but Everybody Must Lose Their Poop at least once a day in the Age of Unseriousness.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 19, 2018 04:12 PM (FDnQi)

321 EM GRUYERE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 19, 2018 04:10 PM (mPeei)

After the explanation of how to speak Maxine, I actually understand these things. God help me.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 04:12 PM (T71PA)

322 "I'll gladly repay you Tuesday for the presidency today," Evan said, innocently.

"Keep sucking, bitch," Bill snarled.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2018 04:13 PM (XAbde)

323 Re: the "Hannity Standard"

The haters are out to villify Hannity, who I generally don't watch, but I disagree with Jonah and others sneering at him. If Hannity was in fact a client of Cohen's he should have disclosed it IF (a) his employer required it, or (2) if commonly understood journalistic ethics required it.

Hannity says he wasn't a client, that his employer didn't require a disclosure and that a casual relationship with a news source is not generally understood to require disclosure. The examples of the third case are legion, so - please - don't go all high-horsey on this. Jonah.

Moreover, if Jonah Goldberg were embarrassed in court by the disclosure of a confidential relationship, he'd be screaming to high heaven. If, for example, he was seeing a doctor for transsexual therapy, wouldn't the client (Jonah Goldberg in this case) be due a duty of silence? What if Jonah decide not to become female? Wouldn't he prefer to keep private his passing fancy with the idea?

Seems to me Hannity is getting a bad deal from the "conservative" punditry.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 04:13 PM (LISuA)

324 But... it is funny to make fun of this Powder-looking nightcrawler.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (8rNrN)


I've missed so much thready goodness today. Powder-looking nightcrawler and shiftless light-fingered Nosferatu made my day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:13 PM (ptqGC)

325 Yeah, yeah, your not a target, were just going to raid your lawyers office because we found something hinky during our illigitimate investigation of your non-existent collusion with Russians...

Say hows about we have a surprise off the record, unrecorded interview?

When?

Oh well just pop on over sometime, itll be really quick, honest injun.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2018 04:13 PM (sMsXc)

326
Bonefish? Can you even eat them? I don't like catching fish I can't eat.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 04:13 PM (LOgQ4)

327 Well I'm heading on vacation tomorrow and I needed to chum the waters for while I'm gone.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:09 PM (/tuJf)

WHHAAATTTT?

How long do you plan to be gone?

Does this mean you won't be posting updates for the slower members of the horde (me) about the current clvsterfvck?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:14 PM (UXHfL)

328 Took a nap. Has Sessions arrested anyone yet?
Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:09 PM (r9UYA)
+++++
Hey what do you know one note charlie is back ?

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 04:14 PM (y3aQB)

329 Rosenfield tells Trump he is not a target of tbe Mueller investigation, Bloomberg reports
=======
Just his family, business partners, lawyers, and other known associates.

Funny how that works.

Posted by: simplemind at April 19, 2018 04:14 PM (C6xeQ)

330 Mindy Finn is Mickey's sister. A real knockout.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 19, 2018 04:14 PM (5ZTkg)

331 >>Have fun! Limit out early. You know, just in case.

Thanks! I'll be within about a mile of a dozen or so Happy Hour spots so one way or another it will be fun.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (/tuJf)

332 77 That's too harsh about Gleen,
Is that Ace's nickname for Glenn Greenwald

Back in the days when we real men used phones the size of a fucking loaf of bread, Glen got caught creating some sock puppet fan mail to himself. Hilarity ensued, with adoring messages appearing here from various secret admirers such as Gleen Grenwald. I think Ace May be harking back to those merry pranks!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (3d0hn)

333 "Rosenstein has told Trump that he is NOT the target of Mueller's probe."

Oh cool. so now Rosenstein is kinda like Trump's wingman. Like Holder was for Obama.

Oh goodie.

Posted by: Drider at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (HdKKm)

334 I'm suing Starcucks because I hung out, didn't buy anything, they gave me the code to the bathroom, and didn't call the 5-O on me because I am black and was discriminated on.

Posted by: Talcum X at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (pw+jk)

335 >>Hey what do you know one note charlie is back ?

Posted by: DeploraBOT

Mind backing me up with your meat flute?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (r9UYA)

336 Powder-looking nightcrawler and shiftless light-fingered Nosferatu made my day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:13 PM (ptqGC)

I missed both.

I did see the one about Beyonce's ass as the chocolate death star.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (UXHfL)

337 Trying tofigure out the problem with Hannity having Cohen as his lawyer.... using logic and reason... could be the problem.... considering the law, and all.

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (zSVEm)

338 Comey on with Tapper. What a weasel.

His eyes go shifty when he tells a whopper.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 19, 2018 04:16 PM (pV/54)

339 332 77 That's too harsh about Gleen,
Is that Ace's nickname for Glenn Greenwald

Back in the days when we real men used phones the size of a fucking loaf of bread, Glen got caught creating some sock puppet fan mail to himself. Hilarity ensued, with adoring messages appearing here from various secret admirers such as Gleen Grenwald. I think Ace May be harking back to those merry pranks!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (3d0hn)


It could've been worse. GLEET Greenwald.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:16 PM (VM6ev)

340 That's too harsh about Gleen,
Is that Ace's nickname for Glenn Greenwald

Back in the days when we real men used phones the size of a fucking loaf of bread, Glen got caught creating some sock puppet fan mail to himself. Hilarity ensued, with adoring messages appearing here from various secret admirers such as Gleen Grenwald. I think Ace May be harking back to those merry pranks!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (3d0hn)


Thank you. I wondered if it was more than a typo. I never know.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:17 PM (UXHfL)

341 GLEET ?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (r9UYA)

342 I did see the one about Beyonce's ass as the chocolate death star.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (UXHfL)

This kind of comment is what keeps me coming back here.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (T71PA)

343 "Rosenstein has told Trump that he is NOT the target of Mueller's probe."
----------

Don't fall for it Donnie.

First rule of Impeach Club: "Don't talk to Mueller"
Second rule of Impeach Club: "DON'T talk to Mueller!"

Posted by: WisRich at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (G0vdT)

344 >>Does this mean you won't be posting updates for the slower members of the horde (me) about the current clvsterfvck?

Just about a week. I'll probably be checking in every now and then since we ever getting near the end.

Now that the IG is making public criminal referrals it should start getting very interesting.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (/tuJf)

345 What do business owners not grasp about the concept of serving paying customers and declining to get political?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 04:03 PM (verI

****
Everything, apparently. The failure of the Chik-Fil-A "Boycott" years ago should have been a warning. Pretty soon, if the NFL destroys itself over this the next warning will look like this:
https://tinyurl.com/ya4xbdtw

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (Fb9aZ)

346 Maybe they can reboot Glee by hiring Camera Hogg?

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (2LelM)

347 Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (r9UYA)
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is that the best you got sweetheart??

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 04:19 PM (y3aQB)

348
Nobody stiffs me. Nobody.
Posted by: Hillary! at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (djCea)

Webb Hubbell did. Once.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (z79tQ)







My money is on the turkey baster.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2018 04:19 PM (XWkhW)

349 341 GLEET ?
Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (r9UYA)


Look it up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:19 PM (VM6ev)

350 328 Took a nap. Has Sessions arrested anyone yet?
Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:09 PM (r9UYA)
+++++
Hey what do you know one note charlie is back ?
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 04:14 PM (y3aQB)



Why don't you two just get a room and go fuck already and leave us all the hell alone.

Posted by: buzzion at April 19, 2018 04:19 PM (lKs2v)

351 Omgosh. This site goes that far back...to the days of the Bread Loaf phones?! Wasn't that the late 80s, early 90s?

How long has this site been around?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:19 PM (UXHfL)

352 Comey: I was just an ordinary private citizen when I leaked self-serving file memos to the NYT so it could push for a special prosecutor.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 19, 2018 04:19 PM (pV/54)

353 >>Look it up.

NO way.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (r9UYA)

354 Everything, apparently. The failure of the Chik-Fil-A "Boycott" years ago should have been a warning. Pretty soon, if the NFL destroys itself over this the next warning will look like this:
https://tinyurl.com/ya4xbdtw
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (Fb9aZ)

The Finns are bad ass.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (T71PA)

355 342 I did see the one about Beyonce's ass as the chocolate death star.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (UXHfL)

This kind of comment is what keeps me coming back here.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (T71PA)


I have to take credit/blame for that. I intended the comment to be "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Death Starfish." Left off the fish and then someone said something about Beyonce.

And so it goes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (VM6ev)

356 Maybe they can reboot Glee by hiring Camera Hogg?

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (2LelM)

Isn't he too gay for that?

Posted by: X-ray at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (TGrKk)

357 I did see the one about Beyonce's ass as the chocolate death star.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (UXHfL)


Dang I missed that. My husband scheduled a lunch meeting re our student and got the day and MONTH wrong. So two hours wasted.

In his defense, he's still worn out from caring for his cranky old aunt and ditsy ancient mother, The Queen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

358 Posted by: buzzion at April 19, 2018 04:19 PM (lKs2v)
+++++
why don't you go to hell ?

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (y3aQB)

359 353 >>Look it up.

NO way.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (r9UYA)


It's a medical term, but wait until after dinner, about an hour.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:21 PM (VM6ev)

360 I thought Gleet was that alien chimp thing from "Lost in Space"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at April 19, 2018 04:21 PM (XiyU+)

361 358 Posted by: buzzion at April 19, 2018 04:19 PM (lKs2v)
+++++
why don't you go to hell ?
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (y3aQB)



You'll have to find my remains and burn them first.

Posted by: buzzion at April 19, 2018 04:21 PM (lKs2v)

362 The actual fuck. I would be more likely to take seriously someone who wrote in "Mickey Mouse" than someone who voted for this schlub.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith


What about "Donald Duck"?

Asking for a friend, mind you!

Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at April 19, 2018 04:21 PM (AoK0a)

363 360 I thought Gleet was that alien chimp thing from "Lost in Space"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at April 19, 2018 04:21 PM (XiyU+)


That was Debbie. The Wasserman-Bloop.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:21 PM (VM6ev)

364 It's a medical term, but wait until after dinner, about an hour.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Gleet make my teeth the whitest they've ever been!

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 04:22 PM (BdsCV)

365 I did see the one about Beyonce's ass as the chocolate death star.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (UXHfL)


I will circumnavigate that crevice and deposit my torpedoes right down the luscious exhaust port, for the rebellion, of course.

It'll be like bullseyeing Hope Solo's starfish back home.

Posted by: Luke Asscracker at April 19, 2018 04:22 PM (Dp6qK)

366 Ha ha! Someone has produced realistic-looking fake Starbucks free coffee coupons to apologize for their racism. Let's see what happens when they're redeemed.

https://bit.ly/2F2jVqC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 04:23 PM (+y/Ru)

367 I thought Mindy Finn was a character in Finding Nemo.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 19, 2018 04:23 PM (0jtPF)

368 This is racist.

Posted by: gahomo at April 19, 2018 04:23 PM (kPA/n)

369 364 It's a medical term, but wait until after dinner, about an hour.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Gleet make my teeth the whitest they've ever been!
Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 04:22 PM (BdsCV)


The first time I ever heard the term used was in "Porky's Revenge" when they're watching a hygiene film.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:23 PM (VM6ev)

370 Isn't he too gay for that?


Posted by: X-ray at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (TGrKk)
========================
No one is too gay for Glee.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (LISuA)

371 Is gleet dick cheese?

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (LiyEm)

372 >Does this mean you won't be posting updates for the slower members of the horde (me) about the current clvsterfvck?

Just about a week. I'll probably be checking in every now and then since we ever getting near the end.

Now that the IG is making public criminal referrals it should start getting very interesting.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (/tuJf)

Yes, in the before times those Criminal Referrals (what a term) would have been front page news and make people take things. But it appears it has not. Color me shocked.

I heard the full IG report is May sometimes.

While you are on vacay please do not stick more straws in turtle noses. Justin T. told Mayor Kahn of London about getting letters about this. Our world leaders, what a pack of idiots.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (UXHfL)

373 How long has this site been around?
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:19 PM (UXHfL)


I've been here since 2003 or 4.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (Z5y53)

374 Choosy mothers choose Gleet!

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (BdsCV)

375 359 353 >>Look it up.

NO way.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (r9UYA)


It's a medical term, but wait until after dinner, about an hour.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:21 PM (VM6ev)

It's derived from Old French glette meaning slime or secretion.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (J7NdS)

376 371 Is gleet dick cheese?
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (LiyEm)


Urethral discharge caused by gonorrhea.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (VM6ev)

377 Ah, the thread spiral, it begins....

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (zSVEm)

378 358 Posted by: buzzion at April 19, 2018 04:19 PM (lKs2v)
+++++
why don't you go to hell ?

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (y3aQB)

Lighten up, Francis. Buzzion's been dead for months now. Have you no respect for the deceased?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 04:25 PM (7UW64)

379 Gleet: chronic inflammation (such as gonorrhea) of a bodily orifice usually accompanied by an abnormal discharge; also : the discharge itself

Gack

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:25 PM (r9UYA)

380 *take things seriously.

Dammit!

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:25 PM (UXHfL)

381 dick cheese?
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (LiyEm)

Is that some kind of weird ass lunch meat?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 04:25 PM (T71PA)

382 Is gleet dick cheese?
Posted by: steevy

I think that's smegma

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 04:25 PM (BdsCV)

383 364 Gleet make my teeth the whitest they've ever been!
Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 04:22 PM (BdsCV)

Goddamnit, I'm old enough to remember GLEEM.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 04:25 PM (9TK8E)

384 381 dick cheese?
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (LiyEm)

Is that some kind of weird ass lunch meat?
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 04:25 PM (T71PA)


Cappicola. Or spotted dick, peut-etre.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:26 PM (VM6ev)

385 The Finns are bad ass.


Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (T71PA)


There are seven of them, and they are deadly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 04:26 PM (7UW64)

386 Urethral discharge caused by gonorrhea.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM


You take that back.

Check the nic on Urban Dictionary, if you dare.

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at April 19, 2018 04:26 PM (LOgQ4)

387 382 Is gleet dick cheese?
Posted by: steevy

I think that's smegma
Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 04:25 PM (BdsCV)


Ironic that a layer of magma is below the crust...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:26 PM (VM6ev)

388 So,infected dick cheese...

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 04:26 PM (LiyEm)

389 Now that the IG is making public criminal referrals it should start getting very interesting.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (/tuJf)


Perp Walk!

Posted by: The Guy that what Sells Pictures of Hillary in Orange Pantsuits for Money ... at April 19, 2018 04:26 PM (AoK0a)

390 I've been here since 2003 or 4.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (Z5y53)
=========================
Wow- posting since age 15!

The Hoggenfuhrer has got nothing on blaster.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 04:27 PM (LISuA)

391 Well I'm heading on vacation tomorrow and I needed to chum the waters for while I'm gone.

Posted by: JackStraw



Chumming is cheating if you're a fly fisherman. That's a ruse for bait people. I hope you at least use circle hooks.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2018 04:27 PM (fuK7c)

392 Oh man I just laughed myself to hyperventilation

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 04:27 PM (LiyEm)

393 NOOODD

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 04:27 PM (BdsCV)

394 Dang I missed that. My husband scheduled a lunch meeting re our student and got the day and MONTH wrong. So two hours wasted.


Bwahahahaha

Is is bad I laffed at that? The Month wrong is what did it.

So funny.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:28 PM (UXHfL)

395 Cappicola. Or spotted dick, peut-etre.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:26 PM (VM6ev)
======================
The spotted dick is for dessert.

Posted by: Emperor of the High Seas, Barack Aubrey at April 19, 2018 04:28 PM (LISuA)

396
And another excuse to link my favorite blog post on the subject of Finnish badassery.

http://tinyurl.com/y8oka9vt

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2018 04:29 PM (XWkhW)

397 360
I thought Gleet was that alien chimp thing from "Lost in Space"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at April 19, 2018 04:21 PM (XiyU+)

***
I believe you are referring to "Gleep" the Space Monkey, friend of Zan and Jana, the "Wonder Twins," on the Superfriends Saturday morning cartoon.
Not at all to be confused with Grape Ape.

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 19, 2018 04:29 PM (Fb9aZ)

398 366 Ha ha! Someone has produced realistic-looking fake Starbucks free coffee coupons to apologize for their racism. Let's see what happens when they're redeemed.

https://bit.ly/2F2jVqC
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 04:23 PM (+y/Ru)


Wow, that really does look legit.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 04:29 PM (xjiRE)

399 I don't know what's worse, that y'all still look this stuff up, or that you SOBs then post the results to torture those of us that had more sense...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 19, 2018 04:30 PM (NSW7U)

400 Aught Four for me.

Only site I have bookmarked.

This place is home.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2018 04:31 PM (0oDnb)

401 Tie this bald fucker to Romney.

Also, tie him to Mormons. Make them defend him.

Since it is somewhat indefensible, they will have to criticize. Or not.

Posted by: nip at April 19, 2018 04:33 PM (ECLaL)

402 Bonefish are the tweaking trout of the salt flats and the little guys can yank your arms out of the sockets, Jack. Use voice-to-text to update us if necessary.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2018 04:35 PM (W3lnd)

403 399 I don't know what's worse, that y'all still look this stuff up, or that you SOBs then post the results to torture those of us that had more sense...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 19, 2018 04:30 PM (NSW7U)


I think this is where "Curiousity killed the Cat" comes from.

I know not to click on certain links, or look up certain words, but then they go and post the definitions... whaddya gonna do?

It's like wanting a donut. I'm not gonna go buy one, but if someone brings it to to me? Well, then yes. It is only polite, and I'm only human.

Damn reprobates. Corrupting us all.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:36 PM (UXHfL)

404 McMullin...Kristol...Flake...GOPe...

What percent of the putative "Conservative" whole has always actually been a bunch of false-flag grifters and opportunists?

Trump's election has certainly clarified an enormous amount about the past few decades...

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at April 19, 2018 04:37 PM (Hi8cV)

405 What's the difference between dick cheese and toe cheese? I'm asking for Ace.

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 04:38 PM (2LelM)

406 OT-- Funny internet memes on BLM protesting Starbucks:

https://tinyurl.com/yavfytnm


BLM is nuts, and I do feel sorry for the Starbucks worker.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 04:38 PM (tpDAe)

407 Bill Kristol and Evan McMullin walk into a bar for the annual gay Halloween party dressed as two of the Village People.

McMuffin turns to Kristol, who he is dragging in a dog collar and chain and says...

Posted by: Marcus T, Evila Wall Street Rooster at April 19, 2018 04:40 PM (VpIIl)

408 I've always felt the Starbucks vibe was like a faculty lounge at a mediocre community college.

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 04:40 PM (2LelM)

409 Trump is not the target, since they probably can't indict Trump in any case. But every lawyer he ever had could have their office raided, every bimbo eruption will be pursued, any ally of Trump may need to come up with at least a million in defense fees to fight off malicious investigation/prosecution.

And if anything in any confidential lawyer notes points them toward something else where they can destroy his family or friends, millions of tax dollar money can be spent destroying those good people.

But they are still not sure Hillary had any intent for her decades of scheming, and they will never raid any of her lawyers' offices. Cuz Mueller hired most of those (mob) lawyers.

Of course Trump is the target, whether or not he is the specific target for any indictment, the whole witch hunt is to target Trump.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2018 04:41 PM (bT8Z4)

410 Kristol should have a fundraiser for McMuffin on his Cruise to Obscurity.

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Rooster at April 19, 2018 04:42 PM (VpIIl)

411 Egg McNuffin

Posted by: That F'ing Guy at April 19, 2018 04:53 PM (19qqP)

412 As I've been saying for some time, things aren't
always what they appear in this various investigations. It wouldn't
shock me if Rosenstein turns out to be much more of a neutral player
than has been assumed.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (/tuJf)

I'd like to believe that Jack. The raid on Cohen's office was typical Weismann tactics. He may have had some issues before, but why now? And how is it that Mueller, tasked with Russian interference/collusion even touching Cohen? And Rosenstein signed off on FISA warrant. And I truly believe he knew the background on the funding and not verified. So if what you say is true, then that means he was doing so, so as to build a case against the dossier and those that submitted its accuracy. Since one time could be a "oops" and a second time more of a "no, it wasn't an oops" in misleading/not completely truthful info to the FISA judge and attempt to also get the FISA judge .. . Contreras??

Several layers of chess going on there, then.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 19, 2018 04:57 PM (bB4HN)

413 I cannot stand that bald McMuffin douche bag. Friend of McCant on his secret Middle East trips. Egghead McMuffin. Balloon head. CIA twit who has duct tape on gun magazine. So awesome.

So happy to read he can't raise funds. Hallelujah! His connection to Mitt also runs deep. pfft

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at April 19, 2018 05:22 PM (J5mzk)

414
Muh Principles!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 06:09 PM (pNxlR)

Underemployed Angry Man of Retirement Age Shouts Insults at Passers-By





This Kurt Schlichter column wasn't meant to be a direct response to the Cruise Captain, but it turns out to be just that.

Some quotes:

You know all that insufferable babbling and crying about "principles" we had to endure from you Never Trump Konservative Ken Dolls? Your rending of your cheap suits, your 180s over classic GOP policies because The Donald actually tried to enact them, and your mortifying blubbering to suddenly sympathetic hosts on MSNBC and CNN about how awful our President is? With your sad, drawn faces and high-pitched voices, you True Conservatives of Conservatisn [TM], you Keepers of the Flame of Conservativeness resisted the coming of Donald Trump (and those who supported him) because... because...

Because that's not who we are...

Because we're better than that...

Because... our principles!

Our principles. Yeah, right. Well, it was all a crock, a con, a grift by a bunch of displaced Beltway strivers furious that the marks -- that's us Normals -- wised up to their scam, played the players, and sent them packing.

Principles? You laughed uproariously at Sean Hannity's confidential information being revealed for no good reason, just as you laughed at President Trump when federal agents marched into his lawyer's office to steal privileged documents as part of the shameful collusion farce you’ve been applauding. Your principles didn't stop you from supporting an effort to undo the results of an election that left you out in the cold.

What would the Founders say? Probably, "Stop trying to hang around with us."

Where are your principles in the face of the gross injustices of the last few days? A federal judge who was nearly appointed Bill Clinton's attorney general and who officiated at Soros's wedding ordered Hannity’s information disclosed, but that was cool with you. After all, Sean Hannity is so... oh well, I never!

Principles that depend on who is asserting them aren't principles. They are poses.

There's more, of course.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:41 PM




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1 TURN OFF THE ITALICS, TRUMPER!!!

Posted by: bull kristol at April 19, 2018 02:34 PM (VBKy9)

2 i'm glad to say....i was never a fan of kristol

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 19, 2018 02:35 PM (0O7c5)

3 Italican nutria on the attack!!!

Posted by: jayhawkone at April 19, 2018 02:35 PM (ZD+J8)

4 Still cankt thpe on froozen keyboard.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 02:36 PM (UXHfL)

5 Have some respect, Ace.

Kev Williamson just got fired from his new Starbucks gig after accosting two black patrons.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 02:36 PM (VBKy9)

6 Thay shur do be a lot of I-Talics on this page.

Posted by: fretless at April 19, 2018 02:36 PM (sGtp+)

7 I see Italicans everywhere...

Posted by: Timon at April 19, 2018 02:36 PM (NTM5E)

8 Ahoy!

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2018 02:36 PM (y7DUB)

9 Bill Kristol will wind up doing a road show with David Hogg.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM (c+cGk)

10 Kristol seems very upset that a segment of his untermenschen aren't staying unter.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM (oVJmc)

11 "recovering your cheesy little seat on the Beltway benchl


Cheesy seat? That sounds gross.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM (UXHfL)

12 Fucking italifascists at it again.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM (+dsLj)

13 Kristol voted for Hillary.

Posted by: Shep Smiths Straight Cousin at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM (QhxWE)

14 Missed it by that > < much...

Posted by: Timon at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM (NTM5E)

15 Personally, I think 90%+ of "NeverTrump Republicans" hate him because opposes open borders, cheap labor, and unlimited immigration from the Third World.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM (O7MnT)

16 If all caps is shouting what is all Italics? An Italian accent?

Posted by: Lester at April 19, 2018 02:38 PM (LfJIn)

17 Kristol voted for Hillary.

Probably Obama, too. Twice.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 02:38 PM (oVJmc)

18 I love Cheesy Poofs!

Posted by: Eric Cartmen at April 19, 2018 02:38 PM (UXHfL)

19 What a horse's ass I am.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 02:39 PM (vtcmf)

20 When do all the whiney bitches who claimed they were leaving the country if Trump was elected, actually leave?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 02:39 PM (2ifxQ)

21 Great, now I want pizza. Curse you, Italicans!

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 19, 2018 02:39 PM (XKZwp)

22
Kristol knocked.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (wPiJc)

23 Cheesy seat? That sounds gross.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM

A butt-print in Velveeta.

Posted by: Lester at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (LfJIn)

24 Billy Boy is just upset that his sooper jeanyus conservative bedrock idol, Egg McMuffin, might be guilty of campaign finance violations.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (y7DUB)

25 19 What a horse's ass I am.


Nah, you're horse shit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (WXvVY)

26 >If all caps is shouting what is all Italics? An Italian accent?
Posted by: Lester at April 19, 2018 02:38 PM (LfJIn)

Sounds like Joe Pesci.

Posted by: G. Gnome, BAHT at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (al6UK)

27 I don't even know why we fought a battle for Anzico, for what? To be invaded by Itilacans?!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (UiRxW)

28 If all caps is shouting what is all Italics? An Italian accent?

The Ewok is in full Guido mode.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (3C9q2)

29 Hey Mambo

Mambo Italicano...


Is that raciss?

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (+lOpA)

30 Charlie Kirk tweet is correct.

You can voice you are an illegal alien, loud and proud.

Conservatives mostly stay silent so they don't get stoned to death verbally, or lose their jobs.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (UXHfL)

31 Wonder how much of Egg McMuffin's dirty campaign cash Kristol laundered?


Just asking questions.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 19, 2018 02:41 PM (2wOtx)

32 Has anyone read Schlicter's novels? Are they good?

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 02:41 PM (7HtZB)

33 Related (USAToday):

WASHINGTON - Despite opposition from Senate Majority Leader Mitch
McConnell, Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley confirmed Thursday that his
committee will vote next week on a bill to protect special counsel
Robert Mueller from being fired in the midst of the Russia
investigation.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 02:41 PM (oVJmc)

34 Love me some Kurt S, but that Breakfast Jack Straw (the Oracle)...now he really rocks!!!!!

Posted by: rockysan99 at April 19, 2018 02:41 PM (m7LQK)

35 I think Kristol's father would be very disappointed in him.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 19, 2018 02:41 PM (tVWQB)

36
What a horse's ass I am.

Posted by: Bill Kristol


Even the most broken-down nag would be ashamed to have you as their posterior.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 02:42 PM (BWL+E)

37 Some 'conservatives' like Bill Kristol are why some liberals call 'conservatives' fascist, and they may not be wrong.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 02:42 PM (V1D0R)

38 Yep 'dem new rulez are a real bitch aren't they.

let them reap what they sow - good and hard.

Posted by: Fox at April 19, 2018 02:42 PM (hdFyL)

39
I think Kristol's father would be very disappointed in him.


If only we knew who he was.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 02:42 PM (oVJmc)

40 Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley confirmed Thursday that his committee will vote next week on a bill to protect special counsel

*******************

Burn the GOP down.

Scatter the stones.

Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 02:42 PM (+dsLj)

41 29 Hey Mambo

Mambo Italicano...


Is that raciss?
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (+lOpA)

Well if the monkey in "The Jungle Book" being voiced by Louis Prima is now considered racist, yeah, probably.

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 02:42 PM (7HtZB)

42

EM LIME POPSICLE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 19, 2018 02:43 PM (mPeei)

43 On top of that the "federal judge" was convinced to do so (not that the slit wouldn't have done so anyway) by NYT and WashPo "journalists."

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 02:43 PM (ahV/f)

44 22
Kristol knocked.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (wPiJc)

Ach, mein Gott.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2018 02:43 PM (RD7QR)

45 Sounds like Joe Pesci.
Posted by: G. Gnome, BAHT at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM

The only real Italian, one raised in Italy and lived there as an adult, was a friend's grandma who would shake her fist at us kids and say "I keeel you-ah ass-ah."

Posted by: Lester at April 19, 2018 02:43 PM (LfJIn)

46 @33. Yes. I enjoyed them. not literature for the ages...but good reads.

Posted by: USMC8541 at April 19, 2018 02:43 PM (NmR1a)

47 Excellent closing argument by Schlichter for the case of:

THERE IS ONLY ONE PARTY.

Posted by: simplemind at April 19, 2018 02:43 PM (C6xeQ)

48 I'll have you know I'm years away from retirement.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 02:43 PM (pvjTE)

49 I'll laugh my ass off if Trump fires him an hour before they vote on it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 02:43 PM (89T5c)

50 The sun is out for the 2nd time in 14 days. I'd like to thank the Joos for the love.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 02:43 PM (UXHfL)

51 ace has been on a roll. Focusing on content.

HTML be damned.

Keep rolling, Big Guy.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 02:44 PM (If3tB)

52 Probably Obama, too. Twice.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 02:38 PM (oVJmc)

In the same election.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 02:44 PM (V1D0R)

53 What happened to the rest of it? There was more on the front page!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 19, 2018 02:44 PM (so+oy)

54 I'm still pissed at Kurt over his Williamson defense.

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 02:44 PM (ahV/f)

55 Kristol is such a bore. He's not even clever, FFS.

Posted by: Timmy Lupus at April 19, 2018 02:44 PM (bBoSA)

56 @32 I meant...I was told there would be no math.

Posted by: USMC8541 at April 19, 2018 02:44 PM (xGZ+b)

57 32 Has anyone read Schlicter's novels? Are they good?


No, but his twitter feed is priceless!

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2018 02:44 PM (WXvVY)

58 Kristol and his sharts wouldnt know a principle if it sunk their floating bukake orgy.

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Rooster at April 19, 2018 02:44 PM (MCEwl)

59 35 I think Kristol's father would be very disappointed in him.

----

Yeah, he must have been taking Radiator when Bill was conceived.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2018 02:44 PM (UiRxW)

60 Not Radiator, Radithor. Dammit

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2018 02:45 PM (UiRxW)

61 Billy Kristolmeth is a needle dick bugfucker. Prove me wrong. Perpetually constipated cabin boy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 02:45 PM (KP5rU)

62 Kristol knocked.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (wPiJc)
=======
Brevity is the soul of wit.

Muldoon's got soul.

Posted by: simplemind at April 19, 2018 02:46 PM (C6xeQ)

63 If not for my douchebag tweets, very few people would know who I am!
Cheers!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 02:46 PM (O5Q3r)

64 These guys have given conservatives a bad name.
Just like Reagan made bleeding heart liberal a pejorative, NeverTrumpers and NeoCons have made identifying as a conservative untenable.

Thanks, assholes!

Now, one can still live a conservative life, but as a movement the term is dead. As is should be.
I do feel like a mark that's been had, and you can't fool me twice (too often).
Just a money making niche filled with strivers grasping for relevance and grubbing for money.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 02:46 PM (z79tQ)

65 http://bit.ly/2JYxwmA
+++++
Undercover Huber on Twitter

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 02:46 PM (y3aQB)

66 Has Krazy Kristol always had that smarmy sneer?

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 02:46 PM (ahV/f)

67 Ach, mein Gott.
What knockers!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 02:46 PM (VBKy9)

68 Bill Crystol is the Pundit equivalent of the neighbor you used to be friends with who just discovered CrossFit

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 19, 2018 02:46 PM (mk7Bj)

69 Its really all about Kristol being ashamed hes been found out to be a fraud. The guy just cant live with he fact his life has been a farce.

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Rooster at April 19, 2018 02:46 PM (MCEwl)

70 The "They" in "They Want You Dead" is so much depressingly larger than ever.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 02:46 PM (XMDuf)

71 If any of "The Bears" show-up, please give them a Slapweasel Welcome.

They are fans of Owen Benjamin, a comedian that CBD posted about more than a month ago.

Dude is fighting for his First and Second Amendment rights and will not be subdued. His fight against parents giving children hormone blockers got him booted from Hollywood.

"The Bears" are much like "The Horde". Funny individuals who refuse to give-in to "Progressives".

This has been your Slapweasel Public Service Announcement for the day.

-Thank You.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (Ckg4U)

72 >39


I think Kristol's father would be very disappointed in him.

If only we knew who he was.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 02:42 PM (oVJmc


Oh snap.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (sjdRT)

73 49 I'll laugh my ass off if Trump fires him an hour before they vote on it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 02:43 PM (89T5c)

Arrested for civil rights violations.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (V1D0R)

74 These guys have given conservatives a bad name.
Just like Reagan made bleeding heart liberal a pejorative, NeverTrumpers and NeoCons have made identifying as a conservative untenable.


This. I call myself a "constitutional conservative." I am most emphatically not a Republican in the sense that these nickelfucking stumblebums mean it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (kqsXK)

75 Bill Crystol is the Pundit equivalent of yoir coworker who is 6 days into a whole 30 diet.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (mk7Bj)

76 There is not a shred of doubt in my mind that Schlichter reads AOS. I've spotted many overlaps with things said here, including some of my own.

Yeah, that's it. He's great because he copies me.

Posted by: pep at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (wW03z)

77 I don't remember anything Krystal has ever said. But I remember his dingy yellow toothed sneer.

Posted by: Lester at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (LfJIn)

78 Shit just got real for Andy McCabe.

Posted by: WeBoned! at April 19, 2018 02:48 PM (EfEQe)

79 These kids and their Radiator gettin off my lawn!

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 02:48 PM (+lOpA)

80 Bill Kristol is not only vile, he is ignorant as well. The man has no economic sense, whatsoever.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2018 02:48 PM (7ZVPa)

81 *music starts*

Sooner or Later
Trump is gonna getcha
Sooner or Later
Trump is gonna win

Just a matter of time...

Posted by: The Never NeverTrumper Band at April 19, 2018 02:48 PM (r+sAi)

82 Notice they never defined "principles." They also don't have the first clue about conscience, ie that it's not a thing without being informed by a moral authority and reason.

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 02:48 PM (ahV/f)

83 Last night grocery store. I look down at my list.

Turkey
Cheese
Cucumbers
Grapes
Bananas Republic

Kid you not. I was reading Ace when make list. Somehow that "Republic" slipped in. I was all...who wrote this? Me, of course.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 02:48 PM (UXHfL)

84 Ken dolls?

He is calling them emasculated.

Good job Kurt.

Posted by: JAS at April 19, 2018 02:48 PM (sCN2W)

85 39
I think Kristol's father would be very disappointed in him.

If only we knew who he was.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 02:42 PM (oVJmc)


"Ssssh. Don't tell him. I couldn't live with the embarrassment of him finding out."

--Count Orlok

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 02:48 PM (XMDuf)

86 Kristol is the people who were big wheels in HS, and behave poorly at the reunions when they figure out that nobody cares anymore.

Posted by: pep at April 19, 2018 02:49 PM (wW03z)

87 Bill Krystol is that guy at a party who keeps going on about how awesome his cat is and when you try to say you aren't a cat person he says "Mr Whiskers is different, he really acts more like a dog."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 19, 2018 02:50 PM (mk7Bj)

88 The average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294586/

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 02:50 PM (LiyEm)

89 There is not a shred of doubt in my mind that Schlichter reads AOS. I've spotted many overlaps with things said here, including some of my own.

Yeah, that's it. He's great because he copies me.
Posted by: pep at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (wW03z)

Pretty good chance, since he was on the podcast.

And it was a good one.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 02:50 PM (If3tB)

90 This. I call myself a "constitutional conservative." I am most emphatically not a Republican in the sense that these nickelfucking stumblebums mean it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (kqsXK)



I just think of myself as a Counter Revolutionary.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 02:50 PM (+lOpA)

91 Know your place, Mr. O'Spades, lest I turn my rapier like wit upon you!
Cheers!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 02:50 PM (O5Q3r)

92 woof! woof!

Posted by: mister whiskers at April 19, 2018 02:50 PM (VBKy9)

93 83 Last night grocery store. I look down at my list.

Turkey
Cheese
Cucumbers
Grapes
Bananas Republic

Kid you not. I was reading Ace when make list. Somehow that "Republic" slipped in. I was all...who wrote this? Me, of course.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 02:48 PM (UXHfL)

Banana Republic? Yeah, it's over on aisle 8, right next to high-tax welfare state and post-constitutional shithole. Can't miss it!

Posted by: joncelli, the grocery store guy at April 19, 2018 02:51 PM (RD7QR)

94 I just saw the picture of the people inside the Southwest Airlines jet that lost pressurization at 32,000 feet.

Some of them didn't know how to put on the oxygen mask.

God made the air thin at altitude to kill off people who were too stupid to put a mask on. It is His way of culling the herd, so that they don't reproduce and make little stupid people.

The "hero" pilot ruined God's plan by diving down to 10,000 feet, where these idiots could get a breath.

And she calls herself a Christian.

Posted by: Jwest at April 19, 2018 02:51 PM (/roJx)

95 Kristol's twitter pic screams "I.R. Asshole"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 02:51 PM (IqV8l)

96 take off your rose-colored glasses bill.
your tweet doesn't hold water.

Posted by: concrete girl at April 19, 2018 02:51 PM (zr8oO)

97 Schlichter is a treasure.

Posted by: irright at April 19, 2018 02:51 PM (pMGkg)

98 Bill Krystol feels Sooooo much better now that he went gluten-free, you just have to try it guys.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 19, 2018 02:51 PM (mk7Bj)

99 [takes dump in Kristol's best penny-loafers]

Posted by: mister whiskers at April 19, 2018 02:51 PM (VBKy9)

100 I saw an old man in a jogging suit last week and thought to myself "he's a gopnik". This place molds the mind.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 02:51 PM (89T5c)

101
Has Krazy Kristol always had that smarmy sneer?

Posted by: dagny

-----------

Bill Crystol is the Pundit equivalent of the neighbor you used to be friends with who just discovered CrossFit

Posted by: joe, living dangerously


He went to Harvard. You didn't. That explains a lot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (BWL+E)

102 Kristol's face is in the thesaurus next to Nepotism.

Posted by: Lester at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (LfJIn)

103 Kristol does always have that smug look on his face, now that you mention it. Makes ya wanna smack the smug off.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (UXHfL)

104
By comparison with some conservatives (i.e. Trump propagandists), many illegal immigrants contribute more to the country.


They're called half the American electorate Bill

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (lKyWE)

105
7 am ish - Breakfast and Coffee

10:34 - I gotta take a shit.

Posted by: The Never NeverTrumper Band at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (r+sAi)

106 See?

That's why I keep coming back here.

The Headlines

Just spit chili all over my keyboard.

Posted by: franksalterego at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (3cq8T)

107 Kristol is a cuckstery wrapped in a cucknigma wrapped in a cucknundrum. Contemptible piece of shit.

Posted by: Khan at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (L7Eun)

108 88
The average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data



https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294586/
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 02:50 PM (LiyEm)

Wait, the average American wakes up at 10:33 am?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (UBzPO)

109 The average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294586/
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 02:50 PM (LiyEm)

Mine is about 6:45. And I am aware of it.

Pretty sure the Horde's average in south of the national's.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (If3tB)

110 78 Shit just got real for Andy McCabe.
Posted by: WeBoned! at April 19, 2018 02:48 PM (EfEQe)

Now, what will Rosenstein do.

The idea is to press charges and then get the guy to flip on his friends to save his butt. But what if Rosenstien is on the caper and also overseeing the prosecution?

Conflict of interest anyone?

Posted by: WisRich at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (G0vdT)

111 WASHINGTON - Despite opposition from Senate Majority Leader Mitch
McConnell, Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley confirmed Thursday that his
committee will vote next week on a bill to protect special counsel
Robert Mueller from being fired in the midst of the Russia
investigation.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 02:41 PM (oVJmc)

Trump should issue an executive order giving himself final authority over hiring and firing of Congressional employees.

Posted by: girldog at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (g5YYQ)

112 @40

This is the problem with the GOP, its literally a party of free agents and fucktards.

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2018 02:53 PM (njJ36)

113 A criminal referral for McCabe is not an indictment.

Yet.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 02:53 PM (Z5y53)

114 This place minds the mold too

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 19, 2018 02:53 PM (/JlMC)

115
This. I call myself a "constitutional conservative." I am most emphatically not a Republican in the sense that these nickelfucking stumblebums mean it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (kqsXK)

I don't know what kind of label to give myself anymore, and don't think I'll allow myself to be boxed in like that again.

I've gone from Just a Guy to
Conservative to
Conservatarian (stupid, I know), back to
Just a Guy.

Besides, any label that catches on will be co-opted by grifters and misrepresented by your enemies, so what's the point?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 02:53 PM (z79tQ)

116 He went to Harvard. You didn't. That explains a lot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (BWL+E)

I went to Princeton and Duke. Harvard was easier to get into at the time. So I'll raise you a sneer, Kristol.

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 02:54 PM (ahV/f)

117 I hope Mueller is paying attention to what just happened to McCabe. Comey is probably puckered to the max just now.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 19, 2018 02:54 PM (AjNMO)

118 The average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data
=========

Huh. My first word of the day is a curse word and it's long before 10:34AM.

I guess I'm not average.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 02:54 PM (vg8iE)

119 "Now, what will Rosenstein do."

He's a material witness in whatever proceeding(s) follow, so its hard to imagine him in that job much longer.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 02:54 PM (UBzPO)

120 The average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data

Probably didn't step on a Lego on the way to the crapper at 3:30

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 02:54 PM (BdsCV)

121 Bill Crystol is the Pundit equivalent of the neighbor you used to be friends with who just discovered CrossFit Rumba

Posted by: joe, living dangerously


FIFY

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 02:54 PM (2ifxQ)

122 The average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294586/

Posted by: steevy


Also, the average American is a dirty liar.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 19, 2018 02:54 PM (AM1GF)

123 Every Kurt Schlicter column becomes my favorite Kurt Schlicter column



Oh, a f#$@ Bill Kristol.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 02:54 PM (W+vEI)

124 It's actually 10:54 am.How they got to that number I don't know.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 02:55 PM (LiyEm)

125 Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 02:50 PM (LiyEm)

What bullshit. I curse at the cat almost every morning by 0530.

Posted by: Timmy Lupus at April 19, 2018 02:55 PM (bBoSA)

126 Posted by: WisRich at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (G0vdT)
++++
Has NOTHING to do with Rosenstein
++++
Who is the D.C US Attorney?

Jessie K. Liu

*Who worked on the Trump transition team* before being nominated by Trump to be US attorney in 2017

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 02:55 PM (y3aQB)

127 >>Kev Williamson just got fired from his new Starbucks gig after accosting two black patrons.




Hasn't he already landed safely at Commentary magazine?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 02:56 PM (W+vEI)

128 The average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data
=========

Huh. My first word of the day is a curse word and it's long before 10:34AM.

I guess I'm not average.
Posted by: bicentennialguy



4:50:01 am Central.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 02:56 PM (2ifxQ)

129 Hey Grassley when you send that bill to The Donald be sure and send him a pen to veto it with.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 19, 2018 02:56 PM (AjNMO)

130 By comparison with some “conservatives” (i.e. Trump propagandists), many illegal immigrants contribute more to the Country.


Gotta agree with Bill on this one. They definitely contribute more disease & violence. They also add more to the welfare rolls and healthcare costs...and school costs.

So yes, they add a lot more.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 02:56 PM (UXHfL)

131 A lot of the Fox neverTrumpers have that smug pompous look, which they can't wipe off their face when talking Trump.

But Kristol manages to combine extremely constipated grimace in with the smugness and contempt, as he expresses his disdain for the little people he pretends to "protect with mah principuls".

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2018 02:56 PM (bT8Z4)

132
The average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data


I guess that means the average American drinks their first cup of coffee at 10:35

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 02:56 PM (lKyWE)

133 The average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data

No fucking way.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2018 02:56 PM (kqsXK)

134 I like to smell my own farts whilst I sip a well aged penis.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (pw+jk)

135 The average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294586/

Posted by: steevy

Well, maybe 10:34 PST. I'm already about halfway through my vocabulary of invective before 8:30 Eastern.

Posted by: joncelli, the grocery store guy at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (RD7QR)

136 Yeah,people with a cat or cats are probably cursing pre dawn...

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (LiyEm)

137 I could get through the rest of my life without ever having to see/hear from Bill Kristal, ever again. I would have to leave the AoSHQ to do it, but it could be done.

However, if Bill Kristle is going to continue to darken our doors, then I have, in all serious, only one solution: Someone must beat the shit out of him. Literally. He needs to get beat up. I don't care if it's fists, feet, bats, or bricks. He needs his ass whupped, as they say.

Not all humans do. He does.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (9chmE)

138 The average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data


Another useless study with suspect methods. They are like poll numbers.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (UXHfL)

139 I'm thinking if it gets to the point we need a new party, it should be the "Fuck You" party.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (9TK8E)

140 What this country needs is legal marijuana so everyone will just mellow out and calm down.

Just chill, bro.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (roQNm)

141 Little known fact: when Bill Krystol was born, it took the doctors 3 hours to identify his sex. This was because they couldn't find any genitals for the longest time until they realized that they were looking next to his face.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (mk7Bj)

142
Bill Kristol? Yeah,, he's a big enough pussy for me to hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 19, 2018 02:58 PM (mPeei)

143 126 Posted by: WisRich at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (G0vdT)
++++
Has NOTHING to do with Rosenstein
++++
Who is the D.C US Attorney?

Jessie K. Liu

*Who worked on the Trump transition team* before being nominated by Trump to be US attorney in 2017
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 02:55 PM (y3aQB)

And is kinda cute too.

Posted by: joncelli, the grocery store guy at April 19, 2018 02:58 PM (RD7QR)

144 What would the Founders say? Probably, "Stop trying to hang around with us." "These bastards ought to be hanged."

There. Fixed.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 02:58 PM (xjiRE)

145 Bill Kristol is the fatass in the office who breaks the donut in half with his filthy unwashed ass wiping fingers and leaves the other half in the box.

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (BdsCV)

146 Kristol knocked.
=====

Happy Independence Day Israel.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (MIKMs)

147 NFL teams have never seen their cheerleaders as anything but eye candy. That should never have been acceptable, but certainly not in the #MeToo era.

Imagine what it would be if everyone read JJs thread.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (Z5y53)

148 Give me penis or give me death!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (pw+jk)

149 Bill Crystol is the Pundit equivalent of the neighbor you used to be friends with who just discovered CrossFit Rumba

Don't you mean "Zumba?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (kqsXK)

150 >>By comparison with some "conservatives" (i.e. Trump propagandists), many illegal immigrants contribute more to the Country.





Do they contribute more rape? More murder? More DUIs? More drugs?


Come on, Bill, the suspense is killing me!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (W+vEI)

151 191 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 02:30 PM (Dp6qK)

That's good of you. Yes, it sounds like he could use a lot of supportive help. The issue with some of the prayer requests is that people check in and may not post again for some time-and you have no idea what's going on with them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 02:33 PM (tpDAe)

To be clear, I was asking if he was in WA or if anybody knows, where he might be located. Dude will need some help, and I wanted to make sure that he has people.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (Dp6qK)

152 I don't think any of these swamp creatures can be convicted by a DC jury.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (LiyEm)

153 What party do you belong to?

Fuck You!

Works for me.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (89T5c)

154 The crack whores near the Acela station in Wilmington all say they love me the best!
Cheers!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 03:00 PM (O5Q3r)

155 Kurt Schlichter...How dare he! I am beyond upset after reading his vile rubbish. I did not need to be subjected to such harsh rhetoric while tending to my cat that has taken ill. Fluff-Fluff is in a bad way and my team of veterinarians here at the estate are about to be sued out of practice if my 18 yr. old darling does not pull through. Prayers for Fluff-Fluff...

Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 03:00 PM (yhf6w)

156 149 Bill Crystol is the Pundit equivalent of the neighbor you used to be friends with who just discovered CrossFit Rumba

Don't you mean "Zumba?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (kqsXK)

No, I have neighbors that won't shut up about those damn robotic brooms they have.

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 19, 2018 03:00 PM (KoPl+)

157 hey Bill, you know who else works cheap and long hours at low pay? Chinese children ... and you can invest in Commie China with your "free trade values" and not worry about funding workman's comp, or pensions, and you can pour coal soot into the air ... thanks a lot for your "principuls".

And you keep our military on their toes as well, buy building a strong Communist China military ... but your retirement fund must be mahvelous.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2018 03:00 PM (bT8Z4)

158 wow copy pasta fail.

The average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data

Imagine what it would be if everyone read JJs thread.

See, isn't that better?

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 03:01 PM (Z5y53)

159 Bill Chrystal was funny in the Princess Bride though..

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:01 PM (LiyEm)

160 I hope Mueller is paying attention to what just happened to McCabe. Comey is probably puckered to the max just now.
Posted by: rammajamma


Pro tip to those following at home on their program:

If the government allows you to roll over on someone, you aren't the "big fish".

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 03:01 PM (2ifxQ)

161 The average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data



It depends what the definition of a curseword is. Mine may be when the alarm clock goes off. And it may be silent. Did they include that in the study? Because it would be my first or second word of my day...and 3rd, 4th, and 5th...but mostly silent.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:01 PM (UXHfL)

162 WASHINGTON - Despite opposition from Senate Majority Leader Mitch

McConnell, Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley confirmed Thursday that his

committee will vote next week on a bill to protect special counsel

Robert Mueller from being fired in the midst of the Russia

investigation.



Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 02:41 PM (oVJmc)

The government is self-serving, self-protecting, self-protecting.

Any talk of serving the citizenry is a lie.

But thanks to the internet they can't hide anymore.

Posted by: davidt at April 19, 2018 03:01 PM (djCea)

163 153 What party do you belong to?

Fuck You!

Works for me.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (89T5c)



The Democrats Suck Party just doesn't quite have a ring to it.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 03:01 PM (+lOpA)

164 The average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data



https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294586/



Posted by: steevy




That makes no sense. I probably could go without cursing at all, if it wasn't for rush hour traffic. There is no rush hour traffic around here at 10:34AM, and if I had a job where I was driving to work at 10:34AM, I wouldn't be cursing anyway, because that would be a dream flippin' job.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (9chmE)

165 He needs his ass whupped, as they say.

Not all humans do. He does.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (9chmE)

I used to have a "Must Punch" list, the premise of which is if I ever saw that person in real lifeI would have to punch them, consequences be damned.

Made me glad I didn't live in LA, DC, or NYC.

I've given up on the idea since my age won't allow me to run away from the scene with any actual speed.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (z79tQ)

166 Illegal penis, when sipped, is far better because of the foreskin. The spicy aged smegma is just divine!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (pw+jk)

167 >>he average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data

Utter fucking bullshit study by some asshole.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (/tuJf)

168 29 Hey Mambo

Mambo Italicano...


Is that raciss?
Posted by: eleven

If you have to ask, the answer is yes. If it would never in a million years occur to you to ask, the answer is also yes.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (macz7)

169 To paraphrase John Stuart Mills, Kristol is allowed to whine and bitch without consequences because better men than him are doing the real work and don't have time for his nonsense. Until they don't.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (s9DTK)

170 The Democrats Suck Party just doesn't quite have a ring to it.
Posted by: eleven

Plus, Democrats keep wanting to join it.

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (BdsCV)

171
Kurt Schlichter nails it. I recently estimated the value of my business when it closed due to those fvcktards. Couple mill in todays dollars.

You think I'm a knuckle dragging Neanderthal or I what I really wanted was my pound of flesh?

Suck it. Good and hard.

Next time... think about it before you ruin peoples lives. Think about it good and hard.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (LOgQ4)

172 I nominate Schlichter for executioner at the Trump camps. He will be armed only with his wit.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (Dp6qK)

173 On Tapper in the sidebar: Not sure if ace will have a full post on that or not but I will offer an additional point. Tapper will ask "tough" questions. But he will avoid any real followups to the majority of them. So any supposed tough question will be fairly empty because any answer given will be taken as acceptable and they will not be pressed to give further clarification when they attempt to obfuscate.

Posted by: buzzion at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (lKs2v)

174 I wonder if Kristol knows that Nobody really likes him? Has he not read enough to know that traitors are universally despised?

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (zSVEm)

175 it should be the "Fuck You" party.
=======

A fuck party? I'll be in the sling!

Posted by: Shep! at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (vg8iE)

176 15 Personally, I think 90%+ of "NeverTrump Republicans" hate him because opposes open borders, cheap labor, and unlimited immigration from the Third World.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM (O7MnT)



I would say that they have a "Capitalists Of The World Unite" delusion. The Multiculturalism Of The NeoCon Right.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (ujg0T)

177 Bill Crystol is the Pundit equivalent of the neighbor you used to be friends with who just discovered CrossFit Rumba

Don't you mean "Zumba?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (kqsXK)

No, I have neighbors that won't shut up about those damn robotic brooms they have.
Posted by: Jollyroger


I've seen the fitness called Rumba & Zumba.
The robotic sweeper is "Roomba".

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (2ifxQ)

178 Now I'll have a mental image of Bill Kristol ballroom dancing stuck in my head all day.

thx 'rons

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (+lOpA)

179 Totally random comment...

Binge watched the 3rd season of "Better Call Saul" on Netflix. Probably some of the best writing and acting on cable.

In the process of re-watching Breaking Bad, just because I couldn't get enough.

Posted by: Jwest at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (/roJx)

Posted by: Evan "Egg" McMullin at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (O5Q3r)

181 And incidentally, what exactly is Kristol pointing at in his picture?

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (zSVEm)

182 he average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data

Utter fucking bullshit study by some asshole.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM


I know. Who fvcking waits that long every day?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (LOgQ4)

183 If Bill Krystol, The Bushites, the Romneys, and other NeverTrumpers have destroyed the label and conservative brand. They are Commies and Commie-Lites.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (pOqmx)

184 The Democrats Suck Party just doesn't quite have a ring to it.

The "Democrats Suck!" Party:

Enthusiastically supported by the Horde.

The Democrats' Suck Party:

You can't keep Shep away.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2018 03:04 PM (kqsXK)

185 In the process of re-watching Breaking Bad, just because I couldn't get enough.

Posted by: Jwest at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (/roJx)

Good to hear. I haven't watch BCS, yet, but I loved BB.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:05 PM (Dp6qK)

186 137
I could get through the rest of my life without ever having to see/hear
from Bill Kristal, ever again. I would have to leave the AoSHQ to do it,
but it could be done.

However, if Bill Kristle is going to
continue to darken our doors, then I have, in all serious, only one
solution: Someone must beat the shit out of him. Literally. He needs to
get beat up. I don't care if it's fists, feet, bats, or bricks. He needs
his ass whupped, as they say.

Not all humans do. He does.


Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (9chmE)
*****
Some men, Mr. BurtTC, just want to watch the world burn.I am one of those men . . . right now.
Starting with douchnozzles like Kristol would be good kindling.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efHCdKb5UWc


Posted by: Publius Redux at April 19, 2018 03:05 PM (Fb9aZ)

187 EM PUNCHBOWL FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Mad Maxine's wighat at April 19, 2018 03:05 PM (8TdcF)

188
Fluff-Fluff is in a bad way and my team of veterinarians here at the estate are about to be sued out of practice if my 18 yr. old darling does not pull through. Prayers for Fluff-Fluff...

Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol


After being with you, Bill, Fluff-Fluff wants to for.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 03:05 PM (BWL+E)

189 The robotic sweeper is "Roomba".
Posted by: rickb223

Roomba is also my safe word...I never use it though


...Shep....

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 03:05 PM (BdsCV)

190 172 I nominate Schlichter for executioner at the Trump camps. He will be armed only with his wit.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

That gig won*t last very long.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at April 19, 2018 03:06 PM (macz7)

191 182
he average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data



Utter fucking bullshit study by some asshole.



Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM



I know. Who fvcking waits that long every day?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (LOgQ4)

****The fuck you say

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 19, 2018 03:06 PM (Fb9aZ)

192
... wants to die.

(Bloody fat fingers)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 03:06 PM (BWL+E)

193 BillKristol is a Fluffer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 03:07 PM (89T5c)

194 66 Has Krazy Kristol always had that smarmy sneer?
Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 02:46 PM (ahV/f)


Yes. When he was a child his mother warned him that his face would freeze like that, and by golly, she was right!

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 03:07 PM (xjiRE)

195 The average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data



https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294586/



Posted by: steevy

Probably right. Most millennials don't roll out of bed until 2PM. Gotta get to their job at the microbrewery.

Skews the average.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 03:07 PM (If3tB)

196 O/T: "Inspector general refers findings on former FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe to U.S. attorney for consideration of possible crimes"





Alrighty then!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:08 PM (W+vEI)

197 >>Skews the average.

I've cussed at least 30 times by the time those slackers roll out of bed and wash their balls.

I got it covered.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:08 PM (/tuJf)

198 Roomba is also my safe word...I never use it though


==

Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften is my safe word

Posted by: German Tourist at April 19, 2018 03:08 PM (bUjCl)

199 And incidentally, what exactly is Kristol pointing at in his picture?
Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (zSVEm)

Trying to imitate WF Buckley.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 03:09 PM (If3tB)

200 Somebody needs to beat the shit out of Kristol. He is a loathsome worthless dick wart.

Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 03:09 PM (AoLFQ)

201 The average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data

Here at the HQ, it's always 10:34 a.m.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2018 03:09 PM (B+qrE)

202 Captain Hate swears more by 7 AM then most people do all day

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 03:10 PM (BdsCV)

203 The robotic sweeper is "Roomba".
=====

Doesn't work with dog and cat hair.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2018 03:10 PM (MIKMs)

204 I've cussed at least 30 times by the time those slackers roll out of bed and wash their balls.


Liar!!! Millennials don't wash their balls.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 03:10 PM (pw+jk)

205 What would the Founders say? Probably, "Stop trying to hang around with us."


lol
Yea, stop trying to eat at our table.

I think you guys are way more angry than me bcz I wrote them off years ago. But for you all it is more recent with Trump.

I only say this because I was trying to figure out the anger. But I had my own stages of grief way, way back during GWB, and one of them was disgust and anger. So now I get it.

So yea, Krisco Oil has been a lump of lard and wasted space to me for a very, very long time. Duplicitous doesn't even begin to cover it.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:10 PM (UXHfL)

206 179 Totally random comment...

Binge watched the 3rd season of "Better Call Saul" on Netflix. Probably some of the best writing and acting on cable.

In the process of re-watching Breaking Bad, just because I couldn't get enough.

Posted by: Jwest at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM



Working my way through Foyle's War again. Best TV evah!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 03:11 PM (0tfLf)

207 And now, severe conservative, former Republican Butthead weighs in:

Joe Scarborough
@JoeNBC
168 Americans were massacred this day in 1996 by a paranoid anti-government terrorist who saw the FBI and other law enforcement officers as the enemy. Prayers for Oklahoma City

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 03:11 PM (+y/Ru)

208 This. I call myself a "constitutional conservative." I am most emphatically not a Republican in the sense that these nickelfucking stumblebums mean it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (kqsXK)


So much this. Kristol and his ilk make me not want to describe myself as a conservative when they call themselves that. To be fair, I haven't described myself as a Republican for more than 15 years because of these douchenozzles, so I guess they're getting what they want: for me to never, ever support them again.

Posted by: physics geek at April 19, 2018 03:11 PM (huQJB)

209 What the hell is a zumba anyway?

Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30 at April 19, 2018 03:11 PM (RD7QR)

210 DOJ IG refers mccabe to the Federal Prosecutor for possible criminal charges. Townhall has the story.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 19, 2018 03:11 PM (+Dllb)

211 If you use the safe word to you get kicked out of the Eyes Wide Shut club?

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 03:11 PM (+lOpA)

212 Here at the HQ, it's always 10:34 a.m.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2018 03:09 PM


And simultaneously, in a manner reminiscent of Schröedinger's cat, 5 pm.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at April 19, 2018 03:11 PM (LOgQ4)

213 Some enterprising person printed fake Starbucks coupons for free coffee to black people.

Heh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 03:12 PM (89T5c)

214 88 - At the fcuking tone, the time will be 10:34

Posted by: rockysan99 at April 19, 2018 03:12 PM (m7LQK)

215 9 Bill Kristol will wind up doing a road show with David Hogg.

Posted by: TexasJew

I understand he's guest staring in a donkey show in Tijuana. Not the donkey, surprisingly. Or unsurprisingly.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 19, 2018 03:12 PM (IeDO8)

216
But thanks to the internet they can't hide anymore.

Posted by: davidt
________________

You're welcome...

*brrrrrrrrr it's chilly in here*

Posted by: Al Gore at April 19, 2018 03:12 PM (mPeei)

217 BODS is pleased to announce a newest flavor of dick, The Bill Kristol.

For the whole month of May we will take 15% of a bag of mini Bill Kristol dicks.

Posted by: Bag of Dicks Store at April 19, 2018 03:12 PM (pw+jk)

218 209 What the hell is a zumba anyway?
Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30 at April 19, 2018 03:11 PM (RD7QR)



A carnival ride for cats.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 03:12 PM (+lOpA)

219 I've cussed at least 30 times by the time those slackers roll out of bed and wash their balls.



I got it covered.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:08 PM (/tuJf)
I'm sitting here with my lunch, checking out the post and this is the first comment I read..

Posted by: IC at April 19, 2018 03:13 PM (a0IVu)

220 What the hell is a zumba anyway?
Posted by: joncelli

It's feral puppy meat. Oblabla says it tastes like veal.

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 03:13 PM (BdsCV)

221 re Breaking Bad, I'm waiting for BBII, when we find out what happened to Jesse.

Posted by: davidt at April 19, 2018 03:13 PM (djCea)

222 i know for a fact that the Colonel reads AoSHQ... he told me that he's hung out with Ace IRL too, and says he's funny as hell.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 03:13 PM (Zsmh3)

223 He needs his ass whupped, as they say.



Not all humans do. He does.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (9chmE)



I used to have a "Must Punch" list, the premise of which is if I
ever saw that person in real lifeI would have to punch them,
consequences be damned.



Made me glad I didn't live in LA, DC, or NYC.



I've given up on the idea since my age won't allow me to run away from the scene with any actual speed.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (z79tQ)


An excellent movie I haven't thought about in years, Diner, had a scene around that sort of thing. One of the guys had gotten jumped and beaten up, and he vowed to get each one of them back, no matter how long it took, even if he ended up in jail, which he did.


Part of the idea being, he was going to do it, blindside the guy if necessary, and then stay there, taking the consequences, because the guy was going to know he was hit, and by whom.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 03:13 PM (9chmE)

224 Yeah, Joe--McVeigh is dead. The justice system worked. Unlike 2018.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2018 03:13 PM (gCJeK)

225 There will be a important lecture on the poopdeck at 5 Oclock

Posted by: Bill Kristol cruise director at April 19, 2018 03:13 PM (TGrKk)

226 Funny.
Billy didn't inherit the sneer from his parents. But then, they weren't pretentious, which is just another way of saying that they did not have to PRETEND to be brilliant.

Unfortunately, he DID inherit the last name and the contacts that allowed him to become an established pundit ---and the money to go to Harvard to perfect his snobbery. (Parents went to CCNY, I believe.)

He was always a bore, BTW, even back in the day when he made some sense.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 19, 2018 03:14 PM (0jtPF)

227

EM Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 19, 2018 03:14 PM (mPeei)

228 Liar!!! Millennials don't wash their balls.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 03:10 PM (pw+jk)

Timely.

Golfboy went for a checkup and the nurse said "remember to bathe at least 3 times a week".

He was like ?????

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 03:14 PM (If3tB)

229 That pic of Kristol...looks like he has his finger in his ear.
Trying to hold in a complete thought?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 03:15 PM (0tfLf)

230 For the whole month of May we will take 15% of a bag of mini Bill Kristol dicks.
Posted by: Bag of Dicks Store at April 19, 2018 03:12 PM (pw+jk)

You mean they're life-sized?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 03:15 PM (z79tQ)

231 Yeah, Joe--McVeigh is dead. The justice system worked. Unlike 2018.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2018 03:13 PM (gCJeK)
++++
Funny so is Slow Joe's Intern Concubine

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 03:15 PM (y3aQB)

232 I am a pragmatist. Not a conservative.

That name, formerly honorable, is tarnished by the left, like everything else they roun.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 03:15 PM (hyuyC)

233 The NeverTrumpers are some of the least masculine soybois imaginable.

Ben Shapiro 4'12" got strong armed on TV by a man in a dress, then impotently rage quit Breitbart so he could quest for Michelle Fields missing arm

Bill Kristol has a Twitter profile where he is studiously contemplating why his turds float.

Kevin Williamson Hates white people so he can join The "Whitest Magazine since Shaun King Weekly" Atlanic, the gets fired because he's thinks abortions should be just as illegal as whitey.

Jonah Goldberg squeek howls at the moon over the Washington Consensus, which may or may not be a women's badminton team

The cabbage hammer can't stand up. May not be his fault, but it's manly like a wet paper towel covered in pink pocket lint.

And Rick Wilson, Egg McMufffin, Glenn Beck, and that NYT guy who likes what's in Obama's pant crease are all obviously gay.

Jennifer "addicted to uncomfortable sugar free gummy bears" Rubin has more balls.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 19, 2018 03:15 PM (MYwGW)

234



How is one a conservative if he or her actively campaigned to put a psychotic Marxist Hillary in office?

having a tough time figuring that one out.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at April 19, 2018 03:16 PM (AASEZ)

235 Kristol has the kind of face you can't punch just once...

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 03:16 PM (Zsmh3)

236 Hey McCabe... #gofundyourself

https://tinyurl.com/y9z6dnbj

My advice Andy, we really want hILLRY and Obuttma, so FLIP, FLIP LIKE A FLAPJACK.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 03:16 PM (HgMAr)

237 Captain Hate swears more by 7 AM then most people do all day
Posted by: Bruce



You are not swearing until you use the word "fuck" as a comma.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 03:16 PM (2ifxQ)

238 88 -
Slackers !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 03:16 PM (Mbmmf)

239 O/T: "Inspector general refers findings on former FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe to U.S. attorney for consideration of possible crimes"
--------

So that answers the question: "Isn't 'lack of candor' just bureau speak for lying and thus a crime?"

Posted by: WisRich at April 19, 2018 03:17 PM (G0vdT)

240 >he average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data





Utter fucking bullshit study by some asshole.





Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM





I know. Who fvcking waits that long every day?



Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (LOgQ4)

****The fuck you say


Posted by: Publius Redux at April 19, 2018 03:06 PM (Fb9aZ)


Yeah, here is how it goes in the caves every morning...0445 alarm goes off......88 lb lab who has been waiting for alarm jumps up onto bed and starts licking my face....I say f******************ck.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 03:17 PM (sjdRT)

241 152 - DC juries...maybe not...military tribunals? Now that's a horse of a different color

Posted by: rockysan99 at April 19, 2018 03:17 PM (m7LQK)

242 >>So that answers the question: "Isn't 'lack of candor' just bureau speak for lying and thus a crime?"

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:17 PM (/tuJf)

243


Joe Scarborough

@JoeNBC

168 Americans were massacred this day in 1996 by a paranoid
anti-government terrorist who saw the FBI and other law enforcement
officers as the enemy. Prayers for Oklahoma City


...who was responding to the deaths of several dozen Americans at the hands of that same FBI.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 03:17 PM (oVJmc)

244 Yeah, Joe--McVeigh is dead. The justice system worked. Unlike 2018.

You mean dead like me?

Posted by: Joe Scarborough's Dead Intern at April 19, 2018 03:18 PM (O5Q3r)

245 What would the Founders say? Probably, "Stop trying to hang around with us."

Love that line. Kristol, et al, are the kind of guy you see walk into a room and you hear audible groans and sighs and muttering from everyone, and he has no clue that NOBODY LIKES HIM!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 19, 2018 03:18 PM (xPJvm)

246 I remember when Weakly Standard and Nominal Review were first stops. I almost never click now for months and years at a time. it's sad that allegedly SmartPeepulz don't get it, what's at stake, because of their own egos. the caravan moves on.

BTW, never forget that a lot of Trump Dementia is actually economics disguised as politics. The president is bringing wealth and sovereignty back to America. The Hessians hate it.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 19, 2018 03:18 PM (BNk/G)

247 Jennifer "addicted to uncomfortable sugar free gummy bears" Rubin has more balls.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 19, 2018 03:15 PM (MYwGW)

===========
Fun fact: Jenny Rubin buys at least seven BODs each week and sends them to herself. We are thinking of making a special "I love myself" gift box for her.

Posted by: Bag of Dicks Store at April 19, 2018 03:18 PM (pw+jk)

248 It's always 10:34 am some fucking place.

Posted by: davidt at April 19, 2018 03:18 PM (djCea)

249 The FBI..... masters of nuance, and obfuscation.... is there any group better at this?

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:18 PM (zSVEm)

250 207 And now, severe conservative, former Republican Butthead weighs in:

Joe Scarborough
@JoeNBC
168 Americans were massacred this day in 1996 by a paranoid anti-government terrorist who saw the FBI and other law enforcement officers as the enemy. Prayers for Oklahoma City
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 03:11 PM (+y/Ru)

Joe, it was 1995. I wonder what other facts you and your ilk have ingorned and whitewashed.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 03:18 PM (pOqmx)

251 Golfboy went for a checkup and the nurse said "remember to bathe at least 3 times a week".

He was like ?????
Posted by: golfman


WTF????
I'm in the shower sometimes twice a day. Especially during a Texas summer.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 03:19 PM (2ifxQ)

252 Vile, Lying, Blithering Idiot II: Florida Bugaloo!

exciting news: Former Florida Rep. Alan Grayson says he's making another run for Congress

Well, at least he ought to be good for some laughs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 03:19 PM (+y/Ru)

253
Underemployed Angry Man of Retirement Age Shouts Insults at Passers-By

-------

That actually made me laugh out loud and I knew who you were talking about before I read your post.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 19, 2018 03:19 PM (U+nHb)

254 So that answers the question: "Isn't 'lack of candor' just bureau speak for lying and thus a crime?"

=====

First liar doesn't have a chance. (old Irish saying)

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2018 03:19 PM (MIKMs)

255 lack of candor will also get your girlfriend pregnant under the high school bleachers

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 03:19 PM (HgMAr)

256 Punching Kristol would be like munching French onion potato chips. Hard to stop.

Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 03:19 PM (AoLFQ)

257 It's always 10:34 am some fucking place.
Posted by: davidt


Only for a minute though.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 03:19 PM (2ifxQ)

258 Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 19, 2018 03:15 PM (MYwGW)

ace. Is that you?

That was beautiful.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 03:19 PM (If3tB)

259 For all of those harumphing about Muh Principles, I have a simple question:

What should be the practical, real world actions to be taken when the Left decides that political, religious, and cultural beliefs are to be determinative of whether one should be employed, be able to teach, be able to adopt or foster children, should be able to be licensed in social work, or should be able to operate a business?

Not words. Actions. What actions should be taken?

Because, you see, when the simpering of if you change your principles just to win then maybe you weren't principled starts up, I cannot help but throw back into the faces of those so stating that it is morally repugnant to state that I am not permitted to defend myself.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2018 03:20 PM (mf5HN)

260 I'm in the shower sometimes twice a day. Especially during a Texas summer.

3 times if the wife is out of town

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 03:20 PM (BdsCV)

261 244 Posted by: Joe Scarborough's Dead Intern at April 19, 2018 03:18 PM (O5Q3r)

DUDE-WHERE'S MY INTERN?!?

//Joe Scardouche

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 03:20 PM (SzZnW)

262 "Inspector general refers findings on former FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe to U.S. attorney for consideration of possible crimes"

---

leaving possible prosecution to the discretion of the local District Attorney.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 03:20 PM (roQNm)

263
Joe Scarborough
@JoeNBC
168 Americans were massacred this day in 1996 by a paranoid anti-government terrorist who saw the FBI and other law enforcement officers as the enemy. Prayers for Oklahoma City


What day did Joe murder the intern in his office?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 03:20 PM (lKyWE)

264 Out of protest I changed my party registration to unaffiliated. I used to be a registered republican... Now I am not.

PS I have never voted for a democrat in my life nor could I ever see myself ding so, but I can no longer see myself as a republican...

this was all before Trump (pboh) you could say that the pebubs left me I did not leave them. I changed a good year before the elections.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 19, 2018 03:20 PM (0OmEj)

265 168 Americans were massacred this day in 1996

Pretty sure that was '95

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2018 03:21 PM (2z74n)

266 ...who was responding to the deaths of several dozen Americans at the hands of that same FBI.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 03:17 PM (oVJmc)

On the same date two years prior.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 03:21 PM (If3tB)

267
hee hee, some idiot gave CameraPigg a book deal.

A fool and his money....

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 19, 2018 03:21 PM (r+sAi)

268
Liar!!! Millennials don't wash their balls.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 03:10 PM (pw+jk)
---
can't wash what you don't have.

#Duh

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 03:21 PM (Zsmh3)

269 >>leaving possible prosecution to the discretion of the local District Attorney.

No.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:21 PM (/tuJf)

270 Muad, we solved the 4-legged alarm clock with auto feeders. Check Amazon. Worth every penny.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 19, 2018 03:22 PM (Ke0ij)

271 >>>
245 What would the Founders say? Probably, "Stop trying to hang around with us."

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 19, 2018 03:18 PM (xPJvm)
________
And you race them for sport calling it The special Olympics?

Posted by: The Founders at April 19, 2018 03:22 PM (MYwGW)

272 Yeah, here is how it goes in the caves every morning...0445 alarm goes off......88 lb lab who has been waiting for alarm jumps up onto bed and starts licking my face....I say f******************ck.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 03:17 PM


I almost always begin the day with a shout out to the Lord. The 16 lb escapee from the pound decides 6:20 is the best time to leap up on the bed and land on my man place.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 03:22 PM (0tfLf)

273 Fredocons! Kurt uses his tongue better than a $20 whore....

Posted by: the Butcher at April 19, 2018 03:22 PM (DIosY)

274 33 Related (USAToday):

WASHINGTON - Despite opposition from Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley confirmed Thursday that his committee will vote next week on a bill to protect special counsel Robert Mueller from being fired in the midst of the Russia investigation.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 02:41 PM (oVJmc)

-----------------------

Remember these are these same folks who could not get off their ass to do anything about Obama's excesses. But they can to protect Mueller so he can continue to witch hunt some idiotic charge against Trump.

It is crap like this that makes Alex Jones ranting on about vast conspiracies believable.

Posted by: William Eaton at April 19, 2018 03:22 PM (MuTTO)

275 Golfboy went for a checkup and the nurse said "remember to bathe at least 3 times a week".

He was like ?????
Posted by: golfman
.........

He's not French is he?

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 03:22 PM (HgMAr)

276 The three biggest
lacks of candor by Andrew McCabe:

1. The campaign donation is in the mail.
2. I love Hillary.
3. I won't come in my own mouth.

Posted by: Bag of Dicks Store at April 19, 2018 03:22 PM (pw+jk)

277 Just saw a shot of the "news girls" behind shep as they cut to commercial.

Based on the skirt length and boot height, I'm doubting she's a real news person.

altho her outfit is pretty appropriate for most in the media these days....

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 03:23 PM (LDxhw)

278 Billgristles are puffy and sensitive to ridicule

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 19, 2018 03:23 PM (/JlMC)

279 NOOOD

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 03:23 PM (BdsCV)

280 267 hee hee, some idiot gave CameraPigg a book deal.

A fool and his money....

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 19, 2018 03:21 PM (r+sAi)


You know who else had a book deal?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:23 PM (Dp6qK)

281 >>>Not words. Actions. What actions should be taken?

Actions? ACTIONS??

Posted by: Proffessional Politician at April 19, 2018 03:23 PM (djCea)

282 I cried at 10:45 today.

Posted by: I Cried at April 19, 2018 03:23 PM (loZXu)

283 I love watching the debris field of anti and never Trumpers that Trump leaves in his wake. It is almost as if Trump has supernatural powers. You attack the Honey Badger and find yourself forever beclowned. This is the stuff of Greek Gods.

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 03:23 PM (2LelM)

284 I used to have a "Must Punch" list, the premise of which is if I
ever saw that person in real lifeI would have to punch them,
consequences be damned.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM


True story. I'm flying back from somewhere near Chicago and Philly airport has some emergency and the runways are closed. We end up landing in some gawd-forsaken airport in the middle of no where. I stayed on the plane a while till finally said 'fvck this' and walked around the terminal a while. It's empty as hell.

Decided to take a piss. Coming out of the shitter stall is Bill Ayers. I will put my hand on Bible and swear it was him. The first thought through my mind was, "I can do this. Punch the fvcker out and no one would ever know". I think he read my mind and made a hasty retreat, without even washing his hands.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at April 19, 2018 03:23 PM (LOgQ4)

285 >>>'t meant to be a direct response to the Cruise Captain


More like Cruise Bus Boi.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2018 03:24 PM (3Pma+)

286 I used to have a "Must Punch" list, the premise of which is if I
ever saw that person in real lifeI would have to punch them,
consequences be damned.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM


True story. I'm flying back from somewhere near Chicago and Philly airport has some emergency and the runways are closed. We end up landing in some gawd-forsaken airport in the middle of no where. I stayed on the plane a while till finally said 'fvck this' and walked around the terminal a while. It's empty as hell.

Decided to take a piss. Coming out of the shitter stall is Bill Ayers. I will put my hand on Bible and swear it was him. The first thought through my mind was, "I can do this. Punch the fvcker out and no one would ever know". I think he read my mind because he made a hasty retreat, without even washing his hands.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at April 19, 2018 03:24 PM (LOgQ4)

287 270 Muad, we solved the 4-legged alarm clock with auto feeders. Check Amazon. Worth every penny.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 19, 2018 03:22 PM (Ke0ij)

Holy crap, I had this vision of an alarm clock going off and then running away on four legs. What a nightmare.

Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30 at April 19, 2018 03:24 PM (RD7QR)

288 I used to have a "Must Punch" list, the premise of which is if I
ever saw that person in real life I would have to punch them,
consequences be damned.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM


True story. I'm flying back from somewhere near Chicago and Philly airport has some emergency and the runways are closed. We end up landing in some gawd-forsaken airport in the middle of no where. I stayed on the plane a while till finally said 'fvck this' and walked around the terminal a while. It's empty as hell.

Decided to take a piss. Coming out of the shitter stall is Bill Ayers. I will put my hand on Bible and swear it was him. The first thought through my mind was, "I can do this. Punch the fvcker out and no one would ever know". I think he read my mind because he made a hasty retreat, without even washing his hands.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:25 PM (LOgQ4)

289 Joe Scarborough
@JoeNBC
168 Americans were massacred this day in 1996 by a paranoid anti-government terrorist who saw the FBI and other law enforcement officers as the enemy. Prayers for Oklahoma City


Does this seem disingenuous to anybody else? Like he is exploiting this tragedy to take a shot at people who believe the government has sold them out. Ya know, the ones who elected Trump.

And he thinks he is being really clever and sly?

If he says this every year, then I believe it is genuine.

If this is new, than he is a scum bucket muppet of the worst kind. And the contempt I feel for those type of people is off the charts. They may as well be spitting on the peoples' graves by co-opting their deaths to make a slam against others.

And did you really say even one prayer for OK city Joe? Or were you too busy patting yourself on the back about how clever you were to use that tragedy in a Tweet. You sad, pathetic little, little man.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:25 PM (UXHfL)

290 259 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2018 03:20 PM (mf5HN)

One can make a non-nonsensical argument that we crossed the Rubicon on "WrongThink" back in the transition from the 80s to the 90s....

How many pro-life news anchors are there?

How many pro-gun major news network reporters?

Anyway the Billy Dee Kristol "Love Boat" crew decided a long time ago they were not into the whole "defend other right wingers' right to conscience" game...

The "Salon Hot 25" think the intelligent way to face a left that has shifted the Overton window ever leftward with the mantra "no enemies to my left" is to bray and whine "one step to my right is fascism."

Make that math work.

If/when Trump wins in 2020 the SS Pacific Princess types will overtly join the socialists.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 03:25 PM (SzZnW)

291 >>>ace. Is that you?

That was beautiful.
Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 03:19 PM (If3tB)
________
I'm not Ace, but Thank you!

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 19, 2018 03:25 PM (MYwGW)

292 What should be the practical, real world actions to be taken when the
Left decides that political, religious, and cultural beliefs are to be
determinative of whether one should be employed, be able to teach, be
able to adopt or foster children, should be able to be licensed in
social work, or should be able to operate a business?

=====

Per the Great State of DC, bring back religious tests. /s

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2018 03:26 PM (MIKMs)

293
Got '500 error' and it posted anyway. Weird. Sorry.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:26 PM (LOgQ4)

294
I'm in the shower sometimes twice a day. Especially during a Texas summer.

Posted by: rickb223
________________

Shower?

What's that?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 19, 2018 03:26 PM (mPeei)

295 "Out of protest I changed my party registration to unaffiliated. I used to be a registered republican... Now I am not.
"



How does the secret ballot work in states that require registration of party affiliation?

Posted by: X-ray at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (TGrKk)

296 If talking head pundits started getting replaced by illegal immigrants they'd see it differently.

Consider the brutal logic displayed by these cheese-dick layabouts -- if there is someone anywhere in the world who will do your job for less, they should come here immediately to replace you, and you should be left to wander the streets, waiting for the first winter storm to exterminate you.

What's in it for us? Nothing.

It should be pointed out that importing "high quality" legal immigrants simply means we get replaced at the top end as well as the bottom. There should be a moratorium on all immigration. Sorry Rajeed. Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (kcc2V)

297


@JoeNBC

168 Americans were massacred this day in 1996 by a paranoid
anti-government terrorist who saw the FBI and other law enforcement
officers as the enemy. Prayers for Oklahoma City

Well, to be fair, the FBI and others blew the shit out of the Branch Davidians...

I don't recall any hand wringing about that, when Butch Reno went on TV and stared blankly into the camera and told us it was all right.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (AASEZ)

298 leaving possible prosecution to the discretion of the local District Attorney.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 03:20 PM (roQNm)
+++++
Once again it is a Trump appointee who worked on his team ! Maybe half a clue or money to by one

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (y3aQB)

299 Embarrassed to say I told Kristol face to face that I enjoyed his writing and was a fan. Of course that was like 2006 before he went full Jarles Chonson.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (BRpqW)

300 Consider the brutal logic displayed by these cheese-dick layabouts
================


This is about Wisconsin, isn't it?

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (lwiT4)

301 Kali Assy Bill 2943 seeks to ban book critical of the LBGT lifesytle (ie, bible). You cant make this sh*t up.

Posted by: rockysan99 at April 19, 2018 03:29 PM (m7LQK)

302 http://bit.ly/2K0uDBJ
+++++
BREAKING: DOJ Set To Release Comey's Memos, Could Lead To End Of Mueller's Investigation, Top Democrat Says

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (y3aQB)

303 Well, to be fair, the FBI and others blew the shit out of the Branch Davidians...


In an effort to save face after killing Randy Weaver's wife at Ruby Ridge less than a year earlier.

Posted by: X-ray at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (TGrKk)

304 How does the secret ballot work in states that require registration of party affiliation?
Posted by: X-ray at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (TGrKk)

It is really only for the purpose of primary voting.

Posted by: WOPR at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (J70i0)

305 Embarrassed to say I told Kristol face to face that I
enjoyed his writing and was a fan.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (BRpqW)

You're not the only one.

I was fooled too.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 03:37 PM (wYseH)

306 Yep, looks like Al Sharpton still had unpaid campaign debts from his 2004 run as recently as 2013.


And let's not forget that Hillary had a huge campaign debt from her 2008 run that Obama arranged to have his donors payoff. I forget what she had to do in return for that "favor."

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (W+vEI)

307 Joe Scarborough
@JoeNBC
168 Americans were massacred this day in 1996 by a paranoid anti-government terrorist who saw the FBI and other law enforcement officers as the enemy. Prayers for Oklahoma City
=========

Did anyone tell Dumb Fuck it was 1995, not 1996?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (vg8iE)

308 Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (vg8iE)
+++++
Dumb Mika will tell him in her pillow talk with Slow Joe

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 03:41 PM (y3aQB)

309
Holy crap, I had this vision of an alarm clock going off and then running away on four legs. What a nightmare.Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30 at April 19, 2018 03:24 PM (RD7QR)
1. I also envisioned a running alarm clock, mostly to avoid the slaps.
2. My monster cat meows at 7am, but usually still has food. Apparently, he thinks we need awakening if we aren't up. He considers this a service, I think.

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (ahV/f)

310 Fuck Bill Kristol.

Posted by: Cold Civil War at April 19, 2018 04:08 PM (Z2PYk)

311 I just don't want to see photos of Bill Kristol. The sneer is ungainly.

Posted by: m at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (ecMDh)

312 For some people, everything reminds them of their hatred of trump. It's pathological for these people.

Posted by: Lily at April 19, 2018 04:23 PM (jRS8b)

Mitch McConnell Considering Keeping Senate Open Much Longer During Week to Force Democrats to Either Allow Votes on Trump Nominees, or Spend Most of Campaign Season Filibustering

People I know have been advocating this forever.

Pull the trigger, Mitch.

McConnell this month began threatening Senate Democrats with longer work weeks if they continue to slow-walk the confirmation of President Trump’s nominees. Marc Short, White House point man for legislative affairs, told a small gathering of Republican donors this week that the majority leader plans to use this tactic in the weeks ahead to squeeze Democrats running for re-election in red states.

“McConnell wants to increase the days the Senate is open for business to keep” Democratic Sens. Heidi Heitkamp of North Dakota, Joe Manchin of West Virginia, Bill Nelson of Florida, and Claire McCaskill of Missouri “tied up from campaigning,” a Republican donor told the Washington Examiner, relaying what Short communicated.

Ten Democrats from Trump states cannot afford keeping filibusters going through weekends. They have to go home to defend seats in peril.

So: If you want to play your games, fine. But now the Senate's open 24 hours seven days a week. How much is it worth it to you to block these people?


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:43 PM




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1 Yertle gets a harder shell?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 01:44 PM (ujg0T)

2 And First!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 01:44 PM (ujg0T)

3 I'll be over here holding my breath.

Posted by: nip at April 19, 2018 01:45 PM (ECLaL)

4 th

Posted by: Memories at April 19, 2018 01:46 PM (mwcEF)

5 Hmm, wonder what Trump is paying him to do this? Quick, call CNN!!! I sense a scandal.

Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at April 19, 2018 01:46 PM (XiWx5)

6 Cry havoc and let slip the Nutria of California!!

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 01:46 PM (BF6Fv)

7 Do it, you turtle lookin pu**y.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 19, 2018 01:46 PM (1ISKN)

8 Pissed off?

Guess so.

Posted by: 80's music fan at April 19, 2018 01:46 PM (fXd4g)

9 Go for it. Make them sweat.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 19, 2018 01:47 PM (+Dllb)

10 Well, Trump couldn't get away with all the phoney-baloney recess appointments Barry did, so sure.

Also, would be a nice thing to rally around.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 19, 2018 01:47 PM (hXeKX)

11 All of this because some Dems are butt hurt over Richard Grenell (nominee for amb. to Germany) kicking their asses on Twiitter for years.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 19, 2018 01:48 PM (OD2ni)

12
I don't know, Mitch seems like a nutria that lacks candor.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 19, 2018 01:49 PM (r+sAi)

13 Muskrat Love!!!

Posted by: Archer at April 19, 2018 01:49 PM (gbWkA)

14 Mitch McConnell Considering Keeping Senate Open Much Longer During
Week to Force Democrats to Either Allow Votes on Trump Nominees, or Spend Most of Campaign Season Filibustering

---

So he's not going to, then.

Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 19, 2018 01:49 PM (LV5XU)

15 Good. Show them your balls, Mitch and watch them fold like a cheap suit.

Posted by: MeMyselfandI at April 19, 2018 01:49 PM (J9wxX)

16 Yertle is dropping testicles? Is his wife aware of this?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2018 01:50 PM (RD7QR)

17 Why does the GOPe spend so much time considering doing things while the Democrats just do things? It's almost like one side knows how politics works. Or worse, it's like both sides know how politics works.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 19, 2018 01:51 PM (H8S+R)

18 Just recess
let Trump appoint recess cabinet

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 01:51 PM (hMwEB)

19 The Turtle Wars. They have begun.

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Rooster at April 19, 2018 01:51 PM (MCEwl)

20
Feed them some nutria sammiches.....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 01:51 PM (VM6ev)

21 No McCabe flaming skull?

Posted by: Sean Manatee at April 19, 2018 01:51 PM (I6cNI)

22 IG refers McCabe to DOJ.

Popcorn time.

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 19, 2018 01:51 PM (KoPl+)

23 You can tell campaign season is beginning.

"We're considering telling them that we're thinking about suggesting that they..."

Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 19, 2018 01:52 PM (LV5XU)

24 He won't do it.

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 19, 2018 01:52 PM (/JlMC)

25 16 Yertle is dropping testicles? Is his wife aware of this?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2018 01:50 PM (RD7QR)


Mitch so haaaard! You go now!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 01:52 PM (VM6ev)

26 17 Why does the GOPe spend so much time considering doing things while the Democrats just do things? I

--

You announce you are considering doing something so that the lobbyists can come and bribe you not to do it.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 01:52 PM (hMwEB)

27 @ 11 - Is that what this is about? I haven't heard an actual argument against him, so it wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: pookysgirl is stationed at Arctic Base 42 at April 19, 2018 01:52 PM (XKZwp)

28 Is it really sporting to force members of the senate to do their jobs?

- Celia Untermeyer Nugent-Thomas

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2018 01:53 PM (7ZVPa)

29 23 You can tell campaign season is beginning.

"We're considering telling them that we're thinking about suggesting that they..."
Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 19, 2018 01:52 PM (LV5XU)


Of balls and "dang walls."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 01:53 PM (VM6ev)

30 Mitch is two-faced snake in the grass. So this damn well better be the productive face he rarely shows.

Posted by: Hands at April 19, 2018 01:53 PM (EzdLW)

31 McTurtle threats?? Hahahaha

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at April 19, 2018 01:53 PM (etLvg)

32
What happened with mccabe?

Posted by: Soothie at April 19, 2018 01:54 PM (sw1f5)

33 Is turtle up for reelection...?

Just wondering what could explain his occasional discoveries of spine.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 19, 2018 01:54 PM (PFy0L)

34 Have to go shovel my deck. It has heart attack written all over it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 01:54 PM (KP5rU)

35 did someone slip him a dose of the anti-cuck vaccine?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 01:54 PM (Zsmh3)

36 Hmm . . . election season looming. So Mitch pulls out his practically untouched copy of Severe Conservatism For Dummies

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 19, 2018 01:54 PM (Ke0ij)

37 My jaw hit my desk!!

McConnell did something right?

WOW.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 01:55 PM (pw+jk)

38 Turtle is big on tradition and courtesy. He wants people to know what will happen if they do not comply procedurally.

It is a smart move. Just not typical.

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Rooster at April 19, 2018 01:55 PM (MCEwl)

39 What's in it for the Red Chinese?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2018 01:55 PM (QQ+il)

40 Infiltrate the capital building in Washington, DC with Nutria's and watch congress act on anything to get out of there.

Posted by: Colin at April 19, 2018 01:55 PM (9B2G/)

41 "Considering." Heh. Soros must have delivered payment late.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2018 01:55 PM (tvTpQ)

42
IG refers McCabe to...Rosenstein?

Chicken refers fox to Boss Fox.

Posted by: Soothie at April 19, 2018 01:55 PM (sw1f5)

43 Have to go shovel my deck. It has heart attack written all over it.
=========

Maybe Sonia Sotomayor will do it for you.


I denounce myself.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 01:56 PM (vg8iE)

44 from prev thread

495 What was Nasser's jail sentence? Hideous man.

For those that followed it, a nanny who stabbed to death a 6 and a 2 year old she had been watching in NYC was found guilty of murder. I thought the jury was doing to buy her defense lawyer's plea that she was mentally ill, Nope; She'll be sentenced in mid May.-may get life imprisonment. There's no death sentence in NY.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 01:53 PM (tpDAe)

Nasser got 40 to 175 years in prison

I vaguely remember that nanny case
what was her motive?

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 01:56 PM (hMwEB)

45
"If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying cozy Senate collegiality, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country." - Sen. Mitch McConnell (Invertebrate R. - Vichy)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 01:56 PM (BWL+E)

46 Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious: "McConnell did something right?"

Not yet. But he's in deep thought about it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 19, 2018 01:56 PM (H8S+R)

47 39 What's in it for the Red Chinese?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2018 01:55 PM (QQ+il)

Congress has been there for more than 4 hours!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2018 01:56 PM (RD7QR)

48 I am from Missouri on this. Show me.

The source is not McConnell but a Republican donor who went to a meeting where Trump's legislative liaison spoke.

So this is literally third hand.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 01:57 PM (EPaen)

49 Have to go shovel my deck. It has heart attack written all over it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 01:54 PM


In yellow snow?

Posted by: Frank Zappa at April 19, 2018 01:57 PM (LOgQ4)

50 Rand Paul hardest hit?

Posted by: Hands at April 19, 2018 01:57 PM (EzdLW)

51 Also, isn't it McConnell who has been preventing Trump from getting his officials in place by not recessing? Why the change of heart?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2018 01:57 PM (QQ+il)

52 "Mitch McConnell considers doing his job, undecided as of yet"

Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2018 01:57 PM (q177U)

53 IG refers McCabe to...Rosenstein?

Chicken refers fox to Boss Fox.
Posted by: Soothie at April 19, 2018 01:55 PM (sw1f5)

Snoozy didn't recuse himself from everything. Seems like no conflict here. My guess it goes to career prosecutor.

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 19, 2018 01:57 PM (KoPl+)

54 43; Probably have a better chance with the Notorious RBG. She's still alive, right?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 01:58 PM (KP5rU)

55 33 Is turtle up for reelection...?

Just wondering what could explain his occasional discoveries of spine.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 19, 2018 01:54 PM (PFy0L)
---

Donnie Two Scoops probably threatened to fire his wife thus partially cutting them off the government graft train.

How wealth has Elaine Chow's family become while she was doing the "Peoples work".

Posted by: WisRich at April 19, 2018 01:58 PM (G0vdT)

56 Here I come to save (the Democrats') day!!!!

Posted by: Mighty Ryan at April 19, 2018 01:58 PM (cAnNx)

57 We just got an order cancellation of one bag of dicks to Mitch McConnell.

We still have 234,000 bags of dick on back order for him though.

Posted by: Bag of Dicks Store at April 19, 2018 01:58 PM (pw+jk)

58 My jaw hit my desk!!

McConnell did something right?

WOW.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 01:55 PM (pw+jk)


A politician is like a whore (no, really). If you pay them enough, they'll do anything, so when they suddenly change their tack and start doing something else, the reason isn't because they just acquired principles, it's because somebody else paid them something more to do something different.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 01:58 PM (9chmE)

59 I vaguely remember that nanny case
what was her motive?

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale


You don't have kids, do you?

Posted by: Frank Zappa at April 19, 2018 01:58 PM (LOgQ4)

60 Just recess
let Trump appoint recess cabinet Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 01:51 PM (hMwEB)
=====

Most of PDJT's appointments are plain-vanilla GOPe types. What is so difficult?

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2018 01:58 PM (MIKMs)

61 I vaguely remember that nanny case
what was her motive?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 01:56 PM (hMwEB)

Sounds mentally ill.

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 19, 2018 01:58 PM (KoPl+)

62 "42
IG refers McCabe to...Rosenstein?

Chicken refers fox to Boss Fox."

Two words: "jury nullification." We just need to get onto federal juries and acquit everyone until this shit implodes.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2018 01:58 PM (tvTpQ)

63
Leave it open. Do your damn jobs.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 01:59 PM (w/exv)

64 Pull the trigger, Mitch.

I keep hearing this in a Bela Lugosi voice:

https://tinyurl.com/nlk6p78

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2018 01:59 PM (kqsXK)

65 I like the idea of Mitch getting at least a little firmer on the dems and their obstruction, but really what difference does it make?

These guys aren't going back to their states to press the flesh. They've got SuperPacs spending big money to keep their names in the press and on TV.

A Senators actual presence in their state isn't really that necessary anymore, which is why so many have home around DC and an apartment in their state.

But good on him for thinking about it.
BTW I think about shit I never actually do all the time.
Doing creates credibility
Thinking about doing is daydreaming.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 01:59 PM (z79tQ)

66 "27 @ 11 - Is that what this is about? I haven't heard an actual argument against him, so it wouldn't surprise me.
Posted by: pookysgirl is stationed"


That is the word. It's so petty. Grenell was certainly passionate in 2016, but he was always polite in disagreement. They hate him because he shone a clarifying light on the vile things libs would say to a gay guy that dared swim against the tide. He will be a fantastic ambassador.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 19, 2018 01:59 PM (OD2ni)

67 3 I'll be over here holding my breath.
Posted by: nip at April 19, 2018 01:45 PM (ECLaL)

--

It should be safe to go though his pockets for spare change now.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 19, 2018 01:59 PM (h/uSM)

68 what was her motive?

Prosecutors said she was a disgruntled employee who felt she was overworked.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2018 01:59 PM (iv0p7)

69 Mish talks alot. That's it. Did he whip out his "musket?"

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 01:59 PM (KP5rU)

70 Good. It's about time that bluffs are called.


This reminds me of the Democrats screaming about how horrible it was back in 2004 (I think it was 2004) that the Republicans were going to force a vote on the AUMF before the elections. I mean, how dare elected officials have to go on record about such minor matters as war and sending troops into harm's way. The horror!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2018 02:00 PM (mf5HN)

71 I wonder if this is a response from the turtle to the Deep State committee ignoring him and proceeding with the bill to protect Mueller? Mitch has got to be pissed that they are ignoring him, so this is his push back, threaten to give Trump what he wants.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2018 02:00 PM (Sqor6)

72 >>Donnie Two Scoops probably threatened to fire his wife thus partially cutting them off the government graft train. Posted by: WisRich at April 19, 2018 01:58 PM (G0vdT)

Edited to read: Genghis Don probably threatened to grab his wife, thus partially cutting Mitch off the obligatory, mundane marital sex train.

Posted by: Zod at April 19, 2018 02:00 PM (Bdeb0)

73 Wow, a Turtle with a whip hand. I like that.

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 02:01 PM (2LelM)

74 This McConnell move is against all I and my fellow cuck never-Trumpers believe in.

Posted by: Eggy McMuphin at April 19, 2018 02:01 PM (pw+jk)

75 I vaguely remember that nanny case
what was her motive?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 01:56 PM (hMwEB)

Prosecutor said she wanted to get back at mother for overworking her. Apparently she also lied on a job application and the parents are working to get a law passed to make that illegal. Not sure if she was illegal alien or not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 02:01 PM (tpDAe)

76 "Is turtle up for reelection...?

Just wondering what could explain his occasional discoveries of spine.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP"


2020 I believe. I recall the lady that ran against him in 2014 looked good in jeans.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 19, 2018 02:02 PM (OD2ni)

77 75-Sorry-Meant to post in previous thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 02:02 PM (tpDAe)

78 Doing creates credibility
Thinking about doing is daydreaming.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 01:59 PM (z79tQ)


Aaaaand. . .you just summed up my writing "career."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2018 02:02 PM (kqsXK)

79 "71 I wonder if this is a response from the turtle to the Deep State committee ignoring him and proceeding with the bill to protect Mueller? Mitch has got to be pissed that they are ignoring him, so this is his push back, threaten to give Trump what he wants."

Hey, throw me a bone of unwarranted optimism, I'll take it!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2018 02:02 PM (tvTpQ)

80 Does this mean Rosenstein has to recuse himself because McCabe and him are complicit?

Posted by: GregV61 at April 19, 2018 02:02 PM (FLpne)

81 just read through the nutria thread.

that escalated quickly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 02:03 PM (k1TUh)

82 Physiologically, you get as much pleasure out of planning to do something as actually doing something.

That's why if I want something done I don't plan.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2018 02:03 PM (QQ+il)

83
Someone refresh my memory why Turtle nic for Mitch? Something that doesn't require Urban Dictionary is preferable, but not obligatory.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 02:03 PM (LOgQ4)

84 Does this mean Rosenstein has to recuse himself because McCabe and him are complicit?

Posted by: GregV61 at April 19, 2018 02:02 PM (FLpne)

======
Oh that made me laugh and laugh. Good one!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 02:03 PM (pw+jk)

85 I vaguely remember that nanny case

what was her motive?



Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale



You don't have kids, do you?

Posted by: Frank Zappa at April 19, 2018 01:58 PM (LOgQ4)


That's not fair. Many of us have children. We would NEVER think of killing our children.

Someone else's children, however....

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 02:03 PM (9chmE)

86 Again please note the sourcing. I don't doubt Trump wants this to happen and may be trying to force McConnell's hand.

But this is not McConnell saying it.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 02:04 PM (EPaen)

87 "76 "Is turtle up for reelection...?

Just wondering what could explain his occasional discoveries of spine.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP"


2020 I believe. I recall the lady that ran against him in 2014 looked good in jeans."

Don't have the link, but Kentuckians apparently want McConnell gone finally.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2018 02:04 PM (tvTpQ)

88 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2018 02:02 PM (kqsXK)

OT-Thanks for the CD. I sent you a message through your website address.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 02:04 PM (tpDAe)

89 So the senate is going to have a vote on the Mueller bill...

Trump can just veto that shit, right?

I watched school house rock

Posted by: Dimebag Forever at April 19, 2018 02:04 PM (NxIci)

90 83
Someone refresh my memory why Turtle nic for Mitch? Something that doesn't require Urban Dictionary is preferable, but not obligatory.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 02:03 PM (LOgQ4)



Because he looks like a turtle.

Posted by: buzzion at April 19, 2018 02:04 PM (cAnNx)

91 68 what was her motive?

Prosecutors said she was a disgruntled employee who felt she was overworked.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2018 01:59 PM (iv0p7)

So she murdered two children? Yeah, seems sane.

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 19, 2018 02:04 PM (KoPl+)

92 IG refers McCabe to DOJ.

Popcorn time.
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 19, 2018 01:51 PM (KoPl+)
+++++
Under Fire > YAWN SNOOZY MCSNZOOOOMAN WON'T DO ANYTHING

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 02:05 PM (y3aQB)

93 Someone refresh my memory why Turtle nic for Mitch? Something that doesn't require Urban Dictionary is preferable, but not obligatory.

http://bit.ly/2JVnqTv

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2018 02:05 PM (QQ+il)

94 "Someone refresh my memory why Turtle nic for Mitch? Something that doesn't require Urban Dictionary is preferable, but not obligatory.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic"


I think its just because he looks like one. Go find a picture of the turtle that races Bugs Bunny and it looks just like Mitch.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 19, 2018 02:05 PM (OD2ni)

95
The GOP-controlled Senate has confirmed a total of two appellate judicial nominees this year. None since February 27.

Posted by: NCC at April 19, 2018 02:05 PM (MduyG)

96 Because he looks like a turtle.

Posted by: buzzion at April 19, 2018 02:04 PM


Okay, thanks for the rapid response from the deceased.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 02:05 PM (LOgQ4)

97 83: check out the gobbler on him. Now look at Yertle the Turtle book by Dr. Seuss

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 02:05 PM (89T5c)

98 83
Someone refresh my memory why Turtle nic for Mitch? Something that doesn't require Urban Dictionary is preferable, but not obligatory.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 02:03 PM (LOgQ4)

Go ahead. Imagine his face in green face paint. I'll wait.

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 19, 2018 02:05 PM (KoPl+)

99 McConnell is a stickler for protocol and Senate rules and procedures as well as what he believes to be Constitutional . Sometimes that is good and sometimes that is bad.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 02:06 PM (s9DTK)

100 The GOP-controlled Senate has confirmed a total of two appellate judicial nominees this year. None since February 27.

Posted by: NCC at April 19, 2018 02:05 PM (MduyG)


Funny, but they've managed to cash every CoC campaign contribution check since forever!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 02:06 PM (n9EOP)

101 89 So the senate is going to have a vote on the Mueller bill...

Trump can just veto that shit, right?

I watched school house rock."

Unless Paul Ryan decides to push it, it never gets to Trump.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 02:06 PM (k1TUh)

102 That's not fair. Many of us have children. We would NEVER think of killing our children.

Someone else's children, however....
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 02:03 PM (9chmE)

Sometimes I've wondered about giving my son away to a nice passerby. ;^)

J/K of course-but raising teens is not for the faint of heart.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 02:06 PM (tpDAe)

103 89 So the senate is going to have a vote on the Mueller bill...

Trump can just veto that shit, right?

I watched school house rock
Posted by: Dimebag Forever at April 19, 2018 02:04 PM (NxIci)

=============

Assuming said bill actually gets introduced in the House and it passes. Both of which are unlikely. I don't see Goodlatte, Nunes, et. al. being amenable to such a bill.

Posted by: Jackal at April 19, 2018 02:07 PM (GdJjj)

104 McConnell is a stickler for protocol and Senate rules and procedures as well as what he believes to be Constitutional .


I would prefer someone who cared about the country.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2018 02:07 PM (QQ+il)

105 This guy is a regular Disraeli.

Posted by: regular joe at April 19, 2018 02:07 PM (O50yS)

106 83
Someone refresh my memory why Turtle nic for Mitch? Something that doesn't require Urban Dictionary is preferable, but not obligatory.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 02:03 PM (LOgQ4)



IIRC, There was a picture of McConnell a while back and in the picture he just had a eyes wide open and mouth agape stare that reminded people of how a tortoise looks.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 02:07 PM (ujg0T)

107 73 Wow, a Turtle with a whip hand. I like that.
Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 02:01 PM (2LelM)

Trying to visualize Mitch saying "Cowabunga!", and failing.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2018 02:07 PM (RD7QR)

108 McConnell is a stickler for protocol and Senate rules and procedures as well as what he believes to be Constitutional .

There's Constitutional, and then there is "because that's how the Senate has traditionally done things. I care about one, and not at all about the other. See filibuster.

Posted by: pep at April 19, 2018 02:08 PM (wW03z)

109 Someone refresh my memory why Turtle nic for Mitch?
Something that doesn't require Urban Dictionary is preferable, but not
obligatory.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 02:03 PM (LOgQ4)


I assumed it was because he looks like a turtle.


Frankly, I think he looks more like an uncircumcised penis, but I guess you can't, in some social circles, refer to the Senate Majority Leader as The Rt. Hon. Mitch "Uncircumcised Penis Head" McConnell...

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 02:08 PM (9chmE)

110
Someone refresh my memory why Turtle nic for Mitch? Something that doesn't require Urban Dictionary is preferable, but not obligatory.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 02:03 PM (LOgQ4)


I don't know how you can look at him and not come up with that nic

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 02:08 PM (lKyWE)

111 Always remember: if you are getting your hopes up over something from the GOP Senate expect disappointment.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 02:08 PM (EPaen)

112 check out the gobbler on him. Now look at Yertle the Turtle book by Dr. Seuss

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 02:05 PM (89T5c)


For the longest time I couldn't figure out why the name "McYertle" always popped into my head. Now I know, Dr Seuss flashbacks. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 19, 2018 02:08 PM (aMlLZ)

113 Pissed off?

Guess so.



Better than pissed on.

Posted by: Russian In-room Entertainment Professionals at April 19, 2018 02:08 PM (0CeRG)

114 http://bit.ly/2JYrVg4

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2018 02:09 PM (QQ+il)

115 Fenlon: did you get an e-mail about a poast on the late ONT this morning?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 02:09 PM (Zsmh3)

116 So she murdered two children? Yeah, seems sane.

She tried to argue insanity. The jury didn't buy it.

The murders showed planning, which indicates premeditation.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2018 02:09 PM (iv0p7)

117 Posted by: pep at April 19, 2018 02:08 PM (wW03z)

Don't disagree. It's his interpretations that cause the problems.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 02:09 PM (s9DTK)

118 Someone refresh my memory why Turtle nic for Mitch?

* splat, splat, splat, splat, splat, splat, splat *

Oops sorry, I read that as 'refresh my mammaries'.

Posted by: Peter North at April 19, 2018 02:10 PM (LOgQ4)

119 Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 02:03 PM (9chmE)



Sometimes I've wondered about giving my son away to a nice passerby. ;^)



J/K of course-but raising teens is not for the faint of heart.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 02:06 PM (tpDAe)


When pressed on the matter, I tell people "of course I love my daughter. I'm not sure why, but I do."

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 02:11 PM (9chmE)

120 We own you , McConnerr, so RISSEN UP!


Posted by: ChiCom Campaign Cash at April 19, 2018 02:11 PM (2wOtx)

121 Considering? If Chuck Schumer were majority leader and found himself in this position it would be done before anyone could think to write a *here*s what Schumer is thinking about doing* piece.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at April 19, 2018 02:11 PM (macz7)

122 Mitch playing a little whiffle ball I see.

Posted by: MAGA at April 19, 2018 02:11 PM (Z1TZN)

123 I always thought McConnell acted more like a turtle (pulling in his head and letting the caraprace hold out) rather than his physiognomy.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2018 02:11 PM (MIKMs)

124 116 So she murdered two children? Yeah, seems sane.

She tried to argue insanity. The jury didn't buy it.

The murders showed planning, which indicates premeditation.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2018 02:09 PM (iv0p7)

People are insane but fail the narrow insanity defense all the time. Although it varies by jurisdiction, usually it comes down to if the defendant had the capacity to know their actions were wrong. If they showed remorse or tried to cover the crime up, yep. Nail them.

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 19, 2018 02:12 PM (KoPl+)

125 A BDSM Turtle?

What's in their shell?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2018 02:13 PM (fyr/6)

126 It's unfortunate that McConnell's appearance and personality match.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2018 02:13 PM (QQ+il)

127 If only.

Other than blocking Merrick Garland after Scalia's odd demise, Mitch's much-vaunted "Long Game" has consisted of holding Ted Kennedy's jockstrap.

Prove it, Mitch.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 19, 2018 02:13 PM (BNk/G)

128 108 McConnell is a stickler for protocol and Senate rules and procedures as well as what he believes to be Constitutional .


-----

McConnell may be a stickler for protocol and such, but guarantee you he didn't run on that.

Posted by: MAGA at April 19, 2018 02:13 PM (Z1TZN)

129 Fenlon: did you get an e-mail about a poast on the late ONT this morning?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 02:09 PM (Zsmh3)

Yes, if it was about the poor guy on the ONT in need of prayer. Oregon Muse sent it to me from CBD who passed it on. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 02:14 PM (tpDAe)

130 Nobody is asking the important questions here such as "what are the proper pronouns for California's Nutria-American voters?"

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 19, 2018 02:14 PM (2wOtx)

131 Only the GOPe would get a slider rather than a snapper for a turtle.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2018 02:14 PM (tvTpQ)

132 That poor family.

I can't even imagine what it's like to have your two young children murdered.

The family has a third child who survived. God bless that little child, because Nessie will need all the help she can get.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2018 02:15 PM (iv0p7)

133 Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2018 02:09 PM (iv0p7)



People are insane but fail the narrow insanity defense all the time.
Although it varies by jurisdiction, usually it comes down to if the
defendant had the capacity to know their actions were wrong. If they
showed remorse or tried to cover the crime up, yep. Nail them.

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 19, 2018 02:12 PM (KoPl+)


Yes, the problem is the word itself, "Insanity." As a legal term, it bears little resemblance to the mental health term. If you murder someone, you are absolutely insane. Full. Stop.


But the legal standard has essentially nothing to do with your mental health.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 02:15 PM (9chmE)

134 >>111 Always remember: if you are getting your hopes up over something from the GOP Senate DC expect disappointment.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 02:15 PM (r9UYA)

135 If Trump can fix the GOPe, then he can solve North Korea.

Posted by: SFgoth at April 19, 2018 02:15 PM (dZ756)

136 http://bit.ly/2K0jXTF
++++
Revealed: Mueller's FBI Repeatedly Abused Prosecutorial Discretion
+++
Mollie Hemingway

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 02:15 PM (y3aQB)

137 When did Mitch find his balls?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 19, 2018 02:15 PM (4ErVI)

138 This is like waiting for the appointment of a second Special Council. File this under "shit that should have been done six months ago!"

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at April 19, 2018 02:16 PM (rdl6o)

139 Again, all McConnell has had to do to let Trump staff his administration is to recess the Senate, AS FUCKING NORMAL. HE is the reason that administrative positions are backlogged. HE is the reason there is no ambassador in Berlin. Mitch can choke to death on his Dragon Lady's dick as far as I am concerned.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2018 02:16 PM (QQ+il)

140 good, then my e-mail got through...

would you mind sharing your e mail again here, so i have for future use in such instances?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 02:17 PM (Zsmh3)

141 "...McConnerr, so RISSEN UP!"

ha

Posted by: nip at April 19, 2018 02:17 PM (ECLaL)

142 I think I should send Mr. McConnell The Tortoise And The Hare fable book.

I KNOW Mitch is slow on the uptake, but if he steadily plodded in the Right direction, as opposed to the skittish and hare-brained Democrats, he could actually win.

Assuming he *wants to* win, of course

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 02:17 PM (ujg0T)

143 Nutria, tastes like chicken!

Posted by: California Board in Chanrge of Keeping out that Christina Chicken Sammich Place that we dare not spe at April 19, 2018 02:17 PM (gbWkA)

144 http://bit.ly/2JZa3l9
++++
Iran earthquake: Earthquake shakes Bushehr nuclear plant

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 02:18 PM (y3aQB)

145 Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2018 02:16 PM (QQ+il)

---
tell us how you really feel, this time without holding back and pussy footing around on the subject.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 02:18 PM (Zsmh3)

146 He still and will always suck cock.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 02:18 PM (pOqmx)

147 Ya know Mitch there's a fine line between deliberative and obstructionist. Then there's just plain not doing the !@#$%^* job you're hired for.

Posted by: DaveA at April 19, 2018 02:18 PM (FhXTo)

148 Mitch McConnell Considering Keeping Senate Open Much Longer During

Week to Force Democrats to Either Allow Votes on Trump Nominees, or Spend Most of Campaign Season Filibustering


"All you can bribe Senators. Now open 24/7 for your convenience, at the Golden-Age Corral."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 02:19 PM (efC8N)

149 Mitch has infected with common sense.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 02:19 PM (Dp6qK)

150 FenelonDirection18 (at sign) gmail.com

Thanks, Redcic4 for keeping track of this for me. I can't get to all the threads. Poor guy-I hope he has people to talk to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 02:19 PM (tpDAe)

151 143 Nutria, tastes like chicken!
-----------------------
Well if the chickens you eat spend their entire life in swampy water. I'm told they have a gamey flavor of swamp grass.

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 02:19 PM (2LelM)

152 I have never heard of a Majority leader refusing to recess so that he can prevent a President of his own party from making appointments. I don't know what mad scientist crossed a turtle with a weasel but that is what Kentucky sent to Washington.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2018 02:20 PM (QQ+il)

153 Nutria-Fil-A?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2018 02:20 PM (fyr/6)

154 Nobody is asking the important questions here such as "what are the proper pronouns for California's Nutria-American voters?"


Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 19, 2018 02:14 PM (2wOtx)




Or how did we have a five hundred comment thread about eradicating a large furry rodent without Carl Spackler making an appearance explaining how it's done

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 02:20 PM (lKyWE)

155

EM AGLIANICONE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 19, 2018 02:20 PM (mPeei)

156 Double Post.




Two threads about Swamp Rats.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 19, 2018 02:21 PM (2wOtx)

157 Or how did we have a five hundred comment thread about eradicating a
large furry rodent without Carl Spackler making an appearance explaining
how it's done
...


"Varmint Cong"

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 19, 2018 02:21 PM (2wOtx)

158 Yes, the problem is the word itself, "Insanity." As a legal term, it bears little resemblance to the mental health term. If you murder someone, you are absolutely insane. Full. Stop.


But the legal standard has essentially nothing to do with your mental health.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 02:15 PM (9chmE)

I think I agreed with you in everything you said. Her real motive is she was bat shit crazy, but she isn't legally so.

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 19, 2018 02:22 PM (KoPl+)

159 I have just folded space from Ken't'ky. Many new dams in Ken't'ky.

Posted by: Guild Navigator Mitch McConnell at April 19, 2018 02:22 PM (QQ+il)

160 A while back there was a spate of Moody Blues song posts, so here's one for Mitch that we missed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqC75IR1Wi8

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 02:23 PM (ujg0T)

161 Nutria-Fil-A?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2018 02:20 PM (fyr/6)


You shall be hearing from our attorneys.

Posted by: Nutriasystem Inc. at April 19, 2018 02:23 PM (9chmE)

162 The Turtle's really growing a spine lately. He's a Spiny Turtle.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 19, 2018 02:23 PM (6qfo/)

163 Caddy Shak reboot - Bill Murray vs Nutria?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2018 02:23 PM (fyr/6)

164 You know who else made Congress work late

Posted by: Andrew Jarbocka at April 19, 2018 02:24 PM (wyj7M)

165 Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 02:15 PM (9chmE)



I think I agreed with you in everything you said. Her real motive is she was bat shit crazy, but she isn't legally so.

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 19, 2018 02:22 PM (KoPl+)


Right, I wasn't arguing anything. Just saying, rather, I think the legal system needs a different word here.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 02:24 PM (9chmE)

166 So it's just barely starting to dawn on the Fredocons that Trump didn't "collude" with Russia and isn't going to be hauled off to prison? Good for these "top men" with their surprisingly steep learning curve and corrupt world-view.

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 02:25 PM (ahV/f)

167 Or how did we have a five hundred comment thread
about eradicating a large furry rodent without Carl Spackler making an
appearance explaining how it's done
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 02:20 PM (lKyWE)

Or just look to Louisiana where we've been dealing with it for a century. Put a $5 bounty on every nutria killed and allow citizens the arms to take care of it themselves.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 02:25 PM (UBzPO)

168 Too bad Mitch lost sessions Senate seat

Posted by: Andrew Jarbocka at April 19, 2018 02:26 PM (wyj7M)

169 166 So it's just barely starting to dawn on the Fredocons that Trump didn't "collude" with Russia and isn't going to be hauled off to prison? Good for these "top men" with their surprisingly steep learning curve and corrupt world-view.
Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 02:25 PM (ahV/f)

Ah, but Cohen is going to flip on the Donald and bring him down. Says so somewhere on the internet so it must be true!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2018 02:26 PM (RD7QR)

170 157 Or how did we have a five hundred comment thread about eradicating a
large furry rodent without Carl Spackler making an appearance explaining
how it's done
...

"Varmint Cong"
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 19, 2018 02:21 PM (2wOtx)



"Licensed by the You-Nited Nations to kill Gophers..."

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 02:26 PM (ujg0T)

171 I know this sounds eeyorish, but MCCONNELL IS NOT SAYING THIS.

The report is that a Republican donor went to a meeting where Trump's legislative liaison said that McConnell was thinking about it.

It sounds serious!

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 02:26 PM (Z5y53)

172 Mama Nutria has mammary glands on her sides so the little ones can nurse nose above water while floating.

Side boob.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 19, 2018 02:26 PM (2wOtx)

173 They went from "Flynn is going to flip on Trump and bring him down" to "Manafort..." to "Cohen..."

The Resistance has no consistance.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 19, 2018 02:27 PM (6qfo/)

174 Senators have homes in DC...A drive down route 15 west of DC and looking at all those magnificent mansions up on the hillsides (dozens). I always wondered which Senator owned which mansion. They should all have to really live in their home state and have an apartment in DC, not the other way around. Of course then they would want the airforce to fly them back and forth like they do Nancy, Or first class airline seats...

Posted by: Colin at April 19, 2018 02:27 PM (9B2G/)

175 Alex Behzade

JUDGES UPDATE! Great Patriot @ChuckGrassley has ensured the passage of six conservative judges ("Scalias down the line") through the Senate judiciary committee. We are so much closer to reclaiming all the federal courts

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 02:27 PM (y3aQB)

176 152
I have never heard of a Majority leader refusing to recess so that he can prevent a President of his own party
from making appointments. I don't know what mad scientist crossed a
turtle with a weasel but that is what Kentucky sent to Washington.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2018 02:20 PM (QQ+il)

Um. The opposite here.

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 02:27 PM (ahV/f)

177 Or just look to Louisiana where we've been dealing with it for a century. Put a $5 bounty on every nutria killed and allow citizens the arms to take care of it themselves.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 02:25 PM (UBzPO)

I was gonna say, get some Boudroux's after em. I think they eat those things.

Last time I drove down to New Orleans from Houston, I saw a sign on a bridge over a bayou that said "Fresh Coon - 1 mile".
I shit you not.

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 19, 2018 02:28 PM (KoPl+)

178 Yo Mama gots mammary glands on her sides!

Posted by: The Bullier of Nutria at April 19, 2018 02:28 PM (6qfo/)

179 133---If you murder someone, you are absolutely insane. Full. Stop.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 02:15 PM (9chmE)
------------------------------
Evil doesn't really exist! It's all a health problem!

Sure, there are murderers who are mentally ill, even if not legally insane. I'm sure this nanny is one of them.
But there are plenty who are not mentally ill at all --- unless you choose to expand the term beyond reasonable measure.

Posted by: National Association for the Advancement of La Raza Nutria at April 19, 2018 02:29 PM (0jtPF)

180 Or just look to Louisiana where we've been dealing with it for a century. Put a $5 bounty on every nutria killed and allow citizens the arms to take care of it themselves.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 02:25 PM (UBzPO)


Mebbe getting the wrong things killed has something to do with it in Cali, not to mention their hatred for anything firearms related.
The officer said even PhD's were having a hard time telling species apart at first glance.
Guys with a monetary incentive to not let a critter get away might pull the trigger on the wrong thing.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 02:29 PM (z79tQ)

181 150 FenelonDirection18 (at sign) gmail.com

Thanks, Redcic4 for keeping track of this for me. I can't get to all the threads. Poor guy-I hope he has people to talk to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 02:19 PM (tpDAe)

If you people know what state he is in, please let me know if he is in WA. He said recreational use state, which use to narrow things down. Hoping he has someone to help him with things such as grocery shopping.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 02:30 PM (Dp6qK)

182 http://bit.ly/2JZCDmh
+++++
Vachel Lindsay on Twitter: "1. A NEW SC. This development heralds a brand new stormfront coming toward the Houses of Clinton & Obama. But don't forget that there are at least NINE other major storms swirling around the heads of these criminals. Feel free to add any I have omitted. Here's my list.https://t.co/Y6qkZe6IMj"

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 02:30 PM (y3aQB)

183 Heart Healthy 'Crock-Pot' Nutria

2 hind saddle portions of nutria meat
1 small onion, sliced thin
1 tomato, cut into big wedges
2 potatoes, sliced thin
2 carrots, sliced thin
8 Brussels sprouts
1/2 cup white wine
1 cup water
2 teaspoons chopped garlic
Salt and pepper to taste
1 cup demi-glace (optional)

Layer onion, tomato, potatoes, carrots and Brussels sprouts in crock pot. Season nutria with salt, pepper and garlic, and place nutria over vegetables. Add wine and water, set crockpot on low and let cook until meat is tender (approximately 1-1/2 hours). Garnish with vegetables and demi-glace. Makes four servings.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 19, 2018 02:31 PM (2wOtx)

184 Have to go shovel my deck. It has heart attack written all over it.

----

Important note for horde!!

Most shoveling heart attacks happen directly after re-entering the home. Physical strain + rapid temperature differential = death.

When you're done, stand around and wait for heart to return to a resting rate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2018 02:31 PM (UiRxW)

185 This proves McConnel hates persons of color by doing this. Present Obama should tell Trump to do something about this !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 19, 2018 02:31 PM (qM84C)

186
http://bit.ly/2JZa3l9

++++

Iran earthquake: Earthquake shakes Bushehr nuclear plant

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 02:18 PM (y3aQB)

(smacks console of earthquake machine with palm)
Shit, I distinctly remember setting the dial to seven point eight.

Posted by: Darth Cheney at April 19, 2018 02:32 PM (efC8N)

187 Also - DoJ makes criminal referall on McCabe?

Zoinks!

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 02:32 PM (Z5y53)

188 I don't think there are tons of senator's houses in Middleburg. McLean, Great Falls, Potomac, but Middleburg is too far. John Warner had one out there, but he was from Va.

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 02:32 PM (ahV/f)

189 message sent, to get you in my addy book

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 02:32 PM (Zsmh3)

190 Got an email from our kids charter school that a number of teachers and staff, almost half, did not show up today to take part in the walk-out. Haven't been following this and was somewhat surprised. but then, as I'm finding out, the school is run by liberal left SJWs and this past year I see ever more evidence of their agenda they are trying to pass on to the kiddies. How f**ing awesome that their own staff is protesting the boards recent decision on no raises next year. Fight the man! Speak truth to power!

On the other hand there was money for a new Diversity and Equity committee with well paid outside consultants to tell them how to be more inclusive. Would it be wrong to send an anonymous email to all the staff to remind them of that?

Posted by: Ripley at April 19, 2018 02:32 PM (MxEKc)

191 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 02:30 PM (Dp6qK)

That's good of you. Yes, it sounds like he could use a lot of supportive help. The issue with some of the prayer requests is that people check in and may not post again for some time-and you have no idea what's going on with them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 02:33 PM (tpDAe)

192 OIG has referred McCabe over to US Attorney's office for criminal indictment (or not.)

I'm sure the US Attorney will get right on it. Top men, and all.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 02:33 PM (+dsLj)

193 Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 02:32 PM (Zsmh3)

O.K.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 02:33 PM (tpDAe)

194 Attaboy IG...another criminal referral today on McCabe. Still think no one gets arrested? Still think Trump et al are dicking around? I lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve a parade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: rockysan99 at April 19, 2018 02:34 PM (m7LQK)

195 194 Attaboy IG...another criminal referral today on McCabe. Still think no one gets arrested? Still think Trump et al are dicking around? I lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve a parade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: rockysan99 at April 19, 2018 02:34 PM (m7LQK)



I admire your...enthusiasm.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 02:36 PM (+lOpA)

196 Posted by: rockysan99 at April 19, 2018 02:34 PM (m7LQK)

I hope and pray that "justice will role down like water" and "Why do the wicked prosper" That-or something like it- is my impassioned prayer every morning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 02:36 PM (tpDAe)

197 190 Got an email from our kids charter school that a number of teachers and staff, almost half, did not show up today to take part in the walk-out. Haven't been following this and was somewhat surprised. but then, as I'm finding out, the school is run by liberal left SJWs and this past year I see ever more evidence of their agenda they are trying to pass on to the kiddies. How f**ing awesome that their own staff is protesting the boards recent decision on no raises next year. Fight the man! Speak truth to power!

On the other hand there was money for a new Diversity and Equity committee with well paid outside consultants to tell them how to be more inclusive. Would it be wrong to send an anonymous email to all the staff to remind them of that?
Posted by: Ripley at April 19, 2018 02:32 PM (MxEKc)



Don't Charter schools have a lot more parental involvement and input, so you can fight this? I thought they did.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 02:36 PM (ujg0T)

198 nood in case I'm not the last to know.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 02:36 PM (+lOpA)

199 The officer said even PhD's were having a hard time telling species apart at first glance.

Guys with a monetary incentive to not let a critter get away might pull the trigger on the wrong thing.
Posted by: OneEyedJack



Bull. Shit. If you can't tell a nutria apart from anything else with just a quick glance, give back you education credentials.

Nutria only looks like a capybara if they ARE NOT standing side by side for size comparisons. Beaver have a paddle tail. Nothing else is that big except for possibly a wharf rat.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM (2ifxQ)

200 Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 02:33 PM (+dsLj)
+++++

Who is the D.C US Attorney?

Jessie K. Liu

*Who worked on the Trump transition team* before being nominated by Trump to be US attorney in 2017

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM (y3aQB)

201 >>188 I don't think there are tons of senator's houses in Middleburg. McLean, Great Falls, Potomac, but Middleburg is too far. John Warner had one out there, but he was from Va.
Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 02:32 PM (ahV/f)

Sen. Pat Roberts (R-KS) is an exception to the trend.

Posted by: Zod at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM (Bdeb0)

202 nood

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM (VBKy9)

203 188 I don't think there are tons of senator's houses in Middleburg. McLean, Great Falls, Potomac, but Middleburg is too far. John Warner had one out there, but he was from Va.
Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 02:32 PM (ahV/f)
-------------------------------
He also had a swanky townhouse (IIRC, near the Folger in Capitol Hill) so he could stay in town to work.
So he only went out to Atoka on weekends.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 19, 2018 02:38 PM (0jtPF)

204 The Senate has only been working 4 day weeks for all of March and April, and had a full 2 weeks off for Easter.

They could start by actually working on Fridays again.

Posted by: Sjg at April 19, 2018 02:38 PM (gDSJf)

205 Important note for horde!!



Most shoveling heart attacks happen directly after re-entering the
home. Physical strain + rapid temperature differential = death.



When you're done, stand around and wait for heart to return to a resting rate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2018 02:31 PM (UiRxW)

AOP's method: pitch three of four shovels-full, stop, lean on shovel handle, and contemplate the natural beauty of the yard and its slowly-melting glacier.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 02:38 PM (efC8N)

206 President Eisenhower was the first President to use a helicopter to get from the White House to his home in Gettysburg. I assume a Senator should be-able to get the same service to their home in Virginia.

Posted by: Colin at April 19, 2018 02:38 PM (9B2G/)

207 On the other hand there was money for a new Diversity and Equity committee with well paid outside consultants to tell them how to be more inclusive.


I recently found out that government school are being ranked downward for low scores on diversity and "equity." So high schools, for example, that had high rankings for test scores are now being ranked lower because they're including "diversity and equity" scores. This brings down the home values in top ranked schools districts. The schools with low test scores and higher "diversity and equity" scores are being given higher scores. Equity "scores" compare how well "disadvantaged populations" do in comparison to the rest of the school, so if the whole school is a crapfest, the equity "score" goes up. Oh, and "disadvantaged populations" is partially shorthand for "illegal."

The real estate agents are in the know, so can limit the effect somewhat.

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (ahV/f)

208 Most shoveling heart attacks

Next winter take the nitro before starting while your fingers can still deal with the little tablets.

Posted by: DaveA at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (FhXTo)

209 139 Again, all McConnell has had to do to let Trump staff his administration is to recess the Senate, AS FUCKING NORMAL. HE is the reason that administrative positions are backlogged. HE is the reason there is no ambassador in Berlin. Mitch can choke to death on his Dragon Lady's dick as far as I am concerned.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2018 02:16 PM (QQ+il)


Excellent point.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (xjiRE)

210 I would say, "dagny to the barrel" but Ace has it pretty full right now already.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 02:41 PM (VBKy9)

211 Yeah, the nood went up, so....short stay.

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 02:45 PM (ahV/f)

212 @40

This is the problem with the GOP, its literally a party of free agents and fucktards.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2018 02:46 PM (H3KQy)

213 Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 02:15 PM (9chmE)

------------------------------

Evil doesn't really exist! It's all a health problem!



Sure, there are murderers who are mentally ill, even if not legally insane. I'm sure this nanny is one of them.

But there are plenty who are not mentally ill at all --- unless you choose to expand the term beyond reasonable measure.





Posted by: National Association for the Advancement of La Raza Nutria at April 19, 2018 02:29 PM (0jtPF)


People operate on multiple levels, all the time. Our brains are remarkably capable of multi-tasking, so IF we're going to talk about the concept of evil, and come up with a definition for it, then let's say this. Evil is knowing what you are about to do is unjustifiable, morally, and doing it anyway.


That means the brain that is capable of shutting off the part of it that regulates human behavior, to the point of choosing to do evil over good, that's a defective brain.


The problem people sometimes have, trying to wrap their minds around that as a concept, is that they think we're talking about legality here. We're not. The law is just another human construct, and it operates at a different frequency, separate from morality, and separate from the concepts of mental health/illness.


So there is virtually any act, including murder, that can happen where one is legally sane, morally blameless, and mentally ill, all at the same time. Or switch any of those on or off, interchangeably.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (9chmE)

214 I would really like to see Bill Sour Grapes Kristol tied on the tip of a Space X rocket and launched. He could share his vast spewing with space aliens where he would be prodded and welcomed.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at April 19, 2018 05:28 PM (J5mzk)

215 Heck, I advocate a 50% cut in the salary for all Congress. Let them go part-time, as they only legislate a fraction of the time they are on K Street padding their pockets.

Thomas Jefferson or someone intended it to be this way (too lazy to research, sorry/not sorry).

I think Rick Perry also mentioned part time for the do-do heads.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at April 19, 2018 05:33 PM (J5mzk)

California declares state of emergency over massive population growth of illegal aliens. (The jokes just write themselves here)

Have at it.

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1 Maybe they can feed the homeless with Nutria - their very name indicates they are nutritious.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 19, 2018 12:44 PM (vkS2Z)

2 Rats!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at April 19, 2018 12:45 PM (xqfqx)

3 Weren't these suspected in the infamous Carter Rabbit Attack?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 19, 2018 12:45 PM (AM1GF)

4 California could just change it's name to "State of Emergency."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 19, 2018 12:45 PM (O7MnT)

5 Why are the nutria's teeth orange?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2018 12:45 PM (9xaT+)

6 Maybe they can feed the homeless with Nutria

Soylent Brown?

Posted by: pep at April 19, 2018 12:45 PM (wW03z)

7 I just noticed that when I post I seem to go back in time by about 8 minutes. The incredible powers of Pixy!

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 19, 2018 12:46 PM (vkS2Z)

8 They could market these inveders under the product name Nutria System... with more electrolytes.

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 12:46 PM (zSVEm)

9 California politicians have finally met some illegal aliens they don't want to feed and subsidize with taxpayer dollars?

Will wonders never cease!

On the plus side, giant rats will fit in well with the rest of the vermin currently infesting CA.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 19, 2018 12:46 PM (fqUgw)

10 Why are the nutria's teeth orange?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2018 12:45 PM (9xaT+)

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Cheetos

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 19, 2018 12:46 PM (+F0Wk)

11 Wait, I've been told illegal immigration is a net plus to our economy.

Posted by: WisRich at April 19, 2018 12:46 PM (G0vdT)

12 Two things are certain. First, no one will propose a wall to deal with this. Second, whatever they do proposed will be utterly useless and not solve the problem at all.

Posted by: pep at April 19, 2018 12:46 PM (XOEc2)

13 Nutria-phobic racism!!!!

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 12:46 PM (hMwEB)

14 5 Why are the nutria's teeth orange?
________________

He forgot to floss.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 19, 2018 12:47 PM (fqUgw)

15 5 Why are the nutria's teeth orange?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2018 12:45 PM (9xaT+)

To mask the Cheetos stains.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 19, 2018 12:47 PM (vkS2Z)

16 Looks like Lisa Page.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 19, 2018 12:47 PM (xqfqx)

17 California could just change it's name to "State of Emergency."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 19, 2018 12:45 PM (O7MnT)

I think we're past that. State of Morbidity would be more like it.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 19, 2018 12:47 PM (H8QX8)

18 they're just un-documented rodents.

Posted by: USMC8541 at April 19, 2018 12:47 PM (NmR1a)

19 The article describes these animals as "a kind of giant river rat."

"Hell, we've had them things in Loozyana for centuries, 'n' nobody ever' died."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2018 12:47 PM (9xaT+)

20 Sort of looks like Henry Waxman.

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 12:47 PM (zSVEm)

21 Cheetos

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 19, 2018 12:46 PM (+F0Wk)

Finest minds thinking alike.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 19, 2018 12:47 PM (vkS2Z)

22 1 Maybe they can feed the homeless with Nutria - their very name indicates they are nutritious.
Posted by: kathysaysso at April 19, 2018 12:44 PM (vkS2Z)

Supposedly they taste like rabbit.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 19, 2018 12:48 PM (J7NdS)

23 Why are the nutria's teeth orange?

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California health care at its finest.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 19, 2018 12:48 PM (xqfqx)

24 "Nutria are about two and a half feet long with a twelve inch tail. Their whiskers are white and their hind feet webbed."

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Aaaaahhhh!!!!
Rodents of Unusual Size
Kill it with fire!!!

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 12:48 PM (hMwEB)

25 I can't stand its accusing stare. I cried.

Posted by: Morrissey at April 19, 2018 12:48 PM (loZXu)

26 California : The Sound of 30 Million Farts all at once.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 12:48 PM (9TK8E)

27 State of decomposition

Posted by: pep at April 19, 2018 12:48 PM (XOEc2)

28 California could just change it's name to "State of Emergency."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


State of Paranoia

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 12:48 PM (2ifxQ)

29 State of chaos.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 19, 2018 12:49 PM (vkS2Z)

30 At least they don't vote.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 12:49 PM (LiyEm)

31 Would it be wrong if someone placed Nutria families in certain CA neighborhoods?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 12:49 PM (r9UYA)

32 >>Why are the nutria's teeth orange?


California requires Carrots in the Chili.

Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2018 12:49 PM (o7yn2)

33 3 Weren't these suspected in the infamous Carter Rabbit Attack?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 19, 2018 12:45 PM (AM1GF)

That rabbit's dynamite!

Posted by: Arthur, King of The Britons at April 19, 2018 12:49 PM (7HtZB)

34 I am introducing emergency legislation to ensure that these nutria qualify for in-state tuition rates.

Posted by: CA State Legislator at April 19, 2018 12:49 PM (ppBhU)

35 5 Why are the nutria's teeth orange?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2018 12:45 PM (9xaT+)

Like other rodents, they do not have enamel on their teeth and their teeth continually grow through their entire life span.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 12:49 PM (BF6Fv)

36 It's CA. I could give a rats ass.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 19, 2018 12:49 PM (EDSlc)

37 Nutrias at the Gates.. would make a fine movie..

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 12:49 PM (zSVEm)

38 Aaaaahhhh!!!!
Rodents of Unusual Size
Kill it with fire!!!
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 12:48 PM (hMwEB)

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I don't think they really exist

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 19, 2018 12:50 PM (+F0Wk)

39 30 At least they don't vote.
_______________

Oh no? Hahaha. We love your optimism and naivete'

Posted by: CA Dim Party at April 19, 2018 12:50 PM (fqUgw)

40 30 At least they don't vote.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 12:49 PM (LiyEm)

Not yet.

Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge #7 at April 19, 2018 12:50 PM (7HtZB)

41 Nutrias are natural DemocRATS

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 12:50 PM (hMwEB)

42 I seem to recall a flap about 30 years ago when a suburban parish's deputies were entertaining themselves, and cleaning up the neighborhood, by shooting the nutria running around the open drainage canals. (Yes, Virginia, Noo Awlins' suburbs have open drainage canals all over. There are occasional fences, but it's still possible on a dark rainy night to drive into the canal and drown.)

But of course, CA's officials won't do that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2018 12:50 PM (9xaT+)

43 Don't those things cause cancer?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2018 12:50 PM (RD7QR)

44
No Nutria is Illegal!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 19, 2018 12:50 PM (r+sAi)

45 Why are the nutria's teeth orange?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Gnawing trees/bark/tannins.
They gnaw to keep their teeth filed down.
Teeth are always growing.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 12:50 PM (2ifxQ)

46 That rabbit's dynamite!

Posted by: Arthur, King of The Britons at April 19, 2018 12:49 PM

Look at all the bones!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 19, 2018 12:50 PM (EDSlc)

47 >> at least they don't vote

Why not? It's very difficult for them to get IDs.

Posted by: Dems at April 19, 2018 12:50 PM (XOEc2)

48 Drop dry ice down their holes!

Posted by: Kaiser Wilhelm at April 19, 2018 12:50 PM (+y/Ru)

49 30 At least they don't vote.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 12:49 PM (LiyEm)

ANIMALS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!!! THEY DESERVE A RIGHT TO VOTE!!!!!

Posted by: PETA at April 19, 2018 12:50 PM (J7NdS)

50 I thought nutria was one of those super foods vegans like to eat.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 19, 2018 12:50 PM (nBr1j)

51 Just to follow up on post of person shot in Walmart. It's not as simple as what was posted. You can google John Crawford III to get the full story.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 12:51 PM (s9DTK)

52 They could always divert the Oroville Dam repair funds to help get rid of the rats.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 12:51 PM (r9UYA)

53 I should think CA would want to arm it's citizens so that they can eradicate these evil ROUS's. Yeah. Lots of guns. That's the ticket.

Or, they could just open a Planned Nutria Parenthood in the neighborhood. That seems to be fairly efficient at killing off undesirables.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 12:51 PM (7UW64)

54 At least they don't vote.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 12:49 PM (LiyEm)
**
I tried for years to get the little rats on the voter roles! Stupid bastards couldn't sign their names!


Posted by: Barbara Boxer at April 19, 2018 12:51 PM (xqfqx)

55 Just wait... someone in Coleforrnia will start self identifying as a nutria...

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 12:51 PM (zSVEm)

56 Mmmmmm. Bet that would be tasty with a tarantula on top.

Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 12:51 PM (o2MD2)

57 How big are they?

Posted by: Richard Gere at April 19, 2018 12:51 PM (djCea)

58 I don't think they really exist

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 19, 2018 12:50 PM (+F0Wk)

That's what the Fire Swamp WANTS you to think.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 12:51 PM (hMwEB)

59 The article describes these animals as "a kind of giant river rat."

"Hell, we've had them things in Loozyana for centuries, 'n' nobody ever' died."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


State used to pay $5 a tail.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 12:51 PM (2ifxQ)

60 Have they tried Acme products?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 12:52 PM (+y/Ru)

61 Nutria is lLatin for 'Shadow Varmint'.

Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2018 12:52 PM (gDv68)

62 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY REFUSE TO DEPLOY THEIR NATIONAL GUARD TO THE BORDER.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 19, 2018 12:52 PM (W+vEI)

63 Nutrias at the Gates.. would make a fine movie..

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 12:49 PM

Nutrinado!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 19, 2018 12:52 PM (EDSlc)

64 #NutriaLivesMatter

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 12:52 PM (MDlMP)

65 Looks like beaver to me.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 19, 2018 12:52 PM (nBr1j)

66 35 5 Why are the nutria's teeth orange?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2018 12:45 PM (9xaT+)

Like other rodents, they do not have enamel on their teeth and their teeth continually grow through their entire life span.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018

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*
So when they grow some more, they'll come out a different color? How about blue?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2018 12:52 PM (9xaT+)

67
Full of nutrients and beta kerosenes!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 12:52 PM (VM6ev)

68 And here I thought that it would be an article on how the invasive species Illegalus Mexicanus was impacting the local San Francisco fauna Homo Sexualus.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 19, 2018 12:52 PM (9BLnV)

69 New Orleans has teams shoot them at night ... sounds fun.

The whole invasive species thing really is a lesson in "diversity". Many of the invaders (plants mostly) that take over and destroy lands were deliberately introduced for some good purpose ... then they wipe out everything.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2018 12:52 PM (bT8Z4)

70 Ok ok all kidding aside

how do rats that big get here all the way from South America?

It's not like they can hide in trucks or something

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 12:53 PM (hMwEB)

71 Why are the nutria's teeth orange?
______________

We recommended they use Ora-jet toothbrushes, but the handles kept slipping through their claws.

Posted by: American Dental Assoc. at April 19, 2018 12:53 PM (fqUgw)

72 House the nutria with the illegals? House the illegals with the nutria? Do both?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2018 12:53 PM (RD7QR)

73 65 Looks like beaver to me.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 19, 2018 12:52 PM (nBr1j)


"Be like a beaver, and split!"

- - The California Nutria Marketing Board

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 12:53 PM (VM6ev)

74 Maybe they can feed the homeless with Nutria

Soylent Brown?

Posted by: pep at April 19, 2018 12:45 PM


Sorry, I read that as feed the homeless To the nutria.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 19, 2018 12:53 PM (EDSlc)

75 They don't sit still on the cast couch either.

Rat Bastards.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at April 19, 2018 12:53 PM (xqfqx)

76
Supposedly our forebears nearly wiped out the beaver and the buffalo, but we can't have a Nutria Fur Coat industry?

Come on America, we know how to kill these things.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 19, 2018 12:53 PM (r+sAi)

77 30 At least they don't vote.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 12:49 PM (LiyEm)


Are you kidding?

The nutria and the delta smelt are two core Democrat constituencies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 12:53 PM (MDlMP)

78 Looks like beaver to me.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 19, 2018 12:52 PM (nBr1j)


Not even close

You can trust me. I'm a professional.

Posted by: Peter North at April 19, 2018 12:53 PM (fiGNd)

79 65 Looks like beaver to me.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 19, 2018 12:52 PM (nBr1j)


Good heavens, man, how long has it been?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 12:53 PM (7UW64)

80 "16 Looks like Lisa Page.

Posted by: dananjcon"


Considering she looks like Joey Ramone's homely sister, she's got to bring something to the table to have a husband and bf simultaneously. However, I won't speculate what that is at this family friendly site. But tennis ball and garden hose come to mind.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 19, 2018 12:53 PM (OD2ni)

81 They're a type of weasel.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 19, 2018 12:54 PM (bML9A)

82 California needs to invest in green powered leaf blowers.

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 12:54 PM (2LelM)

83 CNN is super-excited because "Cohen is about to flip."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 19, 2018 12:54 PM (O7MnT)

84 Set up nutria tent-cities and shelters and hand out free food! Let them in the libraries---and Starbucks!--- to watch porn!
If you're super-nice to them, they won't chew your bridge down!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 19, 2018 12:54 PM (0jtPF)

85 From the interwebz: Nutria numbers in Louisiana are now estimated at 20 million. The state pays a bounty of $4 for every nutria tail and typically gets about 300,000 tails a year.

Opportunity for enterprising youngsters.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 19, 2018 12:54 PM (vkS2Z)

86 Ok ok all kidding aside

how do rats that big get here all the way from South America?

It's not like they can hide in trucks or something

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale

Dreamers. Even Speedy Gonzalez has dreams you privileged Caucasian!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 19, 2018 12:54 PM (EDSlc)

87 Trump hates Nutrias and wants to deport them. Save the Nutrias! Impnutria foddy-fi!

Posted by: mindful webworker says pftth at April 19, 2018 12:54 PM (ATv6t)

88 Mebbe the California shitheads can give the Nutria free condoms so they will start to deplete, or maybe taxpayer paid abortions.

Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 12:54 PM (o2MD2)

89 32 >>Why are the nutria's teeth orange?


California requires Carrots in the Chili.

Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2018 12:49 PM



mic drop.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 12:54 PM (0tfLf)

90 71 Why are the nutria's teeth orange?
______________

We recommended they use Ora-jet toothbrushes, but the handles kept slipping through their claws.
Posted by: American Dental Assoc. at April 19, 2018

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*
My favorite comment yet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2018 12:54 PM (9xaT+)

91 In Alabama, the authorities imported alligators to cope with the beaver population.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2018 12:55 PM (yQpMk)

92 79 65 Looks like beaver to me.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 19, 2018 12:52 PM (nBr1j)


Good heavens, man, how long has it been?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 12:53 PM (7UW64)

The power of a missing article. (a)

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 19, 2018 12:55 PM (nBr1j)

93 OH! EM! JEE! Teh Kyoot!!! It burns!

You know why CA has a housing crisis? I11egals. Well, without them, there'd be a lot less competition for housing, and no, they don't all live 2 dozen to a 1 BR.

Posted by: SFgoth at April 19, 2018 12:55 PM (dZ756)

94 "It's a triple threat. It's public safety, it's the economy, it's the environment. If nutria get established in California, there's almost no hope of removing them. That's why we are acting so quickly."


The lack of self-awareness....

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 12:55 PM (W+vEI)

95 30 At least they don't vote.

Yet... We'll see about that

Posted by: T. Liu at April 19, 2018 12:55 PM (hdFyL)

96 The whole invasive species thing really is a lesson in "diversity". Many of the invaders (plants mostly) that take over and destroy lands were deliberately introduced for some good purpose ... then they wipe out everything.
Posted by: illiniwek



Kudzu

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 12:55 PM (2ifxQ)

97 Governor Jerry Brown announced he will deploy "up to 400 National Guard Troops" to do nothing. The crime rate in California is high enough, and the Federal Government will not be paying for Governor Brown's charade. We need border security and action, not words!

@RealDonaldTrump 1h

Not to mention yuge face eating rodents.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 12:55 PM (r9UYA)

98 79
65 Looks like beaver to me.



Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 19, 2018 12:52 PM (nBr1j)





Good heavens, man, how long has it been?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 12:53 PM (7UW64)

For some of us too long.

Posted by: jim at April 19, 2018 12:55 PM (gjGvH)

99 Doing the jobs that muskrats won't do!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 12:55 PM (w1zJX)

100 67
Full of nutrients and beta kerosenes!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 12:52 PM (VM6ev)

When you shoot them they make a sound like a dog...woof!!!

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 12:55 PM (BF6Fv)

101 Aaaaahhhh!!!!

Rodents of Unusual Size

Kill it with fire!!!

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 12:48 PM


I don't believe they exist.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Westley at April 19, 2018 12:56 PM (p+Wdc)

102
Why are the nutria's teeth orange?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2018 12:45 PM (9xaT+)

They're protesting Trump's tough stand on illegal immigration. They'd wear pussy hats but they haven' t figured out how to put them on their heads yet.

Posted by: Solyndra at April 19, 2018 12:56 PM (lKyWE)

103 34 I am introducing emergency legislation to ensure that these nutria qualify for in-state tuition rates.
Posted by: CA State Legislator at April 19, 2018 12:49 PM (ppBhU)


In-state? Previous waves of illegal aliens get FREE tuition.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 12:56 PM (MDlMP)

104 57 How big are they?
Posted by: Richard Gere at April 19, 2018 12:51 PM (djCea)

Small enough for you, no worries.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2018 12:56 PM (RD7QR)

105 Nutria? Isn't that something you spread on toast?

Posted by: SFgoth at April 19, 2018 12:56 PM (dZ756)

106 Sigh. More wetbacks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 12:56 PM (MDlMP)

107 Considering she looks like Joey Ramone's homely sister, she's got to bring something to the table to have a husband and bf simultaneously. However, I won't speculate what that is at this family friendly site. But tennis ball and garden hose come to mind.
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All deliveries in the rear.

Posted by: Lisa P. at April 19, 2018 12:56 PM (vg8iE)

108 I remember a mean chat sometimes used when I was in elementary school "fat, fat water rat."

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 19, 2018 12:56 PM (nBr1j)

109 In Alabama, the authorities imported alligators to cope with the beaver population.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2018 12:55 PM (yQpMk)


If only they'd just quit slaughtering them every fall ...

Posted by: Peter North at April 19, 2018 12:56 PM (fiGNd)

110 70 Ok ok all kidding aside

how do rats that big get here all the way from South America?

It's not like they can hide in trucks or something

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 12:53 PM (hMwEB)

They were "introduced" into California in the 1890's!

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 19, 2018 12:56 PM (vkS2Z)

111 Like other rodents, they do not have enamel on their teeth and their teeth continually grow through their entire life span.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2018 12:49 PM


But we'll put fluoride in the water, because.

Posted by: California State Bureau of Nutria Dental Care at April 19, 2018 12:56 PM (ctuyM)

112 #NutriaToo

Posted by: dananjcon at April 19, 2018 12:57 PM (xqfqx)

113 Kudzu
Posted by: rickb223
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The introduction of Kudzu was a government project.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 12:57 PM (5OO3x)

114 I told you about this shit, and everybody laughed at me!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at April 19, 2018 12:57 PM (MDlMP)

115 Speaking of invasive rats:

Cuomo on the history of Italian immigrants facing discrimination: "You want to deport immigrants start with me, because I'm an undocumented person."

Dude, you've convinced me. Get on the boat!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 12:57 PM (+y/Ru)

116 Perchance were you a student at Sunny Terrace? I remember that one as well.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 19, 2018 12:57 PM (vkS2Z)

117 "It's a triple threat. It's public safety, it's the economy, it's the environment. If nutria get established in California, there's almost no hope of removing them. That's why we are acting so quickly."

Triple threat identified! Unlike what's coming across our Southern border that endangers public safety, economy, and the environment.

What until these big rats get driver's licenses!

Posted by: Cheri at April 19, 2018 12:57 PM (oiNtH)

118 $5 for tail
Looks like beaver


Krakatoa is right, the jokes write themselves.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 12:57 PM (0tfLf)

119 Is there a hunting season for Nutria in Kalifornia?

Posted by: jim at April 19, 2018 12:58 PM (gjGvH)

120 As I recall, nutria don't really look much like rats. They're a little cuter -- more like groundhogs.

"Not bad for a quadruped."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2018 12:58 PM (9xaT+)

121 Off Porn Legend sock !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 19, 2018 12:58 PM (fiGNd)

122 Nutria are natural Republicans. We should welcome them

Posted by: Ripley at April 19, 2018 12:58 PM (MxEKc)

123 I would pay to see Jerry Brown ass porked by a nutria.

Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 12:58 PM (o2MD2)

124 76
Supposedly our forebears nearly wiped out the beaver and the buffalo, but we can't have a Nutria Fur Coat industry?

Come on America, we know how to kill these things.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 19, 2018 12:53 PM (r+sAi)
-------------------------------
Nutria fur is very soft and nice.
Honestly, if it weren't for the PETA crowd, the problem really would take care of itself.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 19, 2018 12:58 PM (0jtPF)

125 A team of biologists has been trained to trap the nutria. And it can difficult to tell the difference between nutria and non-threatening animals like beavers, otters and muskrats

"It's tricky to identify them. We have wildlife biologists, PhDs out there trying to understand and identify them. It's been challenging," said Tira.


PhDs, man. P ... h ... Ds!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2018 12:59 PM (7ieWW)

126 The introduction of Kudzu was a government project.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 12:57 PM (5OO3x)

We're from the government, and we're here to help.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 12:59 PM (7UW64)

127 They are amphibious whistle pigs.

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 12:59 PM (2LelM)

128 Also from interwebz: The critters were first introduced from South America to this country in 1899 in California.

California has a lot to answer for.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 19, 2018 12:59 PM (vkS2Z)

129 Upskirt shot of Lena Dunham?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 19, 2018 12:59 PM (nBr1j)

130
Vox
@voxdotcom
The Parkland students are leading a master class in how to deal with bullies.

Well, you can't say they don't need it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 12:59 PM (+y/Ru)

131 From the article:

"Once full-sized, they can have litters within 48 hours after giving birth, having litters of a dozen or more."

What exactly does this mean? The way it reads to me is that they can have a litter of babies every 48 hours, but that can't possibly be true, can it?

Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 12:59 PM (oMtOd)

132 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 12:57 PM (+y/Ru)

Why do politicians make these stupid statements?. You were born here, Cuomo. You father was born here. I expect the relatives you had from Italy came here legally through Ellis Island.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 12:59 PM (tpDAe)

133 There was an article somewhere about the problem with these critters in Louisiana. Apparently they were brought in decades ago as a source for furs, which would provide income to them there deplorable folks who live in the swamp. The fur industry has collapsed, thanks to progs, and the Nutria are a-swarmin'. They apparently taste OK, and there's some effort to make them part of N'Orleans cookin', according to this article - which I can't find now. But trust me....

Posted by: George V at April 19, 2018 12:59 PM (LUHWu)

134 The whole invasive species thing really is a lesson in "diversity". Many of the invaders (plants mostly) that take over and destroy lands were deliberately introduced for some good purpose ... then they wipe out everything.
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Raaaaaaaaaacist h8ter!!!

Everybody knows that diversity is an unquestioned, and unquestionable, good!

And if you don't agree, we will keeeeeeeeeel you!

Posted by: CAIR at April 19, 2018 01:00 PM (fqUgw)

135 #LetThemVote

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 01:00 PM (oVJmc)

136
"Would you call this frightening? I would call this frightening," said Peter Tira with the California Department of Fish and Wildlife.


Their teeth are fast as lightning!

ICE spokesfolks, clutching their sides from laughter, could not summon a comment.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 01:00 PM (pNxlR)

137 From the interwebz: Nutria numbers in Louisiana are now estimated at 20 million. The state pays a bounty of $4 for every nutria tail and typically gets about 300,000 tails a year.

Opportunity for enterprising youngsters.
Posted by: kathysaysso at April 19, 2018 12:54 PM (vkS2Z)

I read there was a similar program for rats in Vietnam a while back. It got cancelled when officials noticed tailless rats running around the city. The people were taking the tails, but leaving the rats to breed so the gravy train could continue.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 19, 2018 01:00 PM (+F0Wk)

138 130
Vox
@voxdotcom
The Parkland students are leading a master class in how to deal with bullies.

Well, you can't say they don't need it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 12:59 PM (+y/Ru)


How mentally torture a kid and make him grab a rifle?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 01:00 PM (VM6ev)

139
Supposedly they taste like rabbit

+++

Which in turn tastes like chicken

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 19, 2018 01:00 PM (/JlMC)

140 $5. Same as in town.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 19, 2018 01:00 PM (yQpMk)

141 "Once full-sized, they can have litters within 48 hours after giving birth, having litters of a dozen or more."

What exactly does this mean? The way it reads to me is that they can have a litter of babies every 48 hours, but that can't possibly be true, can it?

Posted by: bluebell


Once they drop a litter, they can go to pound town again in 48 hours.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 01:00 PM (2ifxQ)

142 There goes the neighborhood.

Posted by: Sewer Rat at April 19, 2018 01:00 PM (djCea)

143 The cool job is riding in the back of a pickup through New Orleans at 0200 shooting nutria with a scoped/silenced rifle. This is probably the only honest work the NOPD does.

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 01:00 PM (2LelM)

144 129
Upskirt shot of Lena Dunham?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 19, 2018 12:59 PM (nBr1j)

God, I need mind bleach for what I just imagined.

Posted by: jim at April 19, 2018 01:00 PM (gjGvH)

145 It looks like Adam Schiff is gonna take Trump's pardon pen away from him.

Posted by: Bill W at April 19, 2018 01:00 PM (Z4UvQ)

146 Nutria fur is very soft and nice.
Honestly, if it weren't for the PETA crowd, the problem really would take care of itself.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 19, 2018 12:58 PM (0jtPF)
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Isn't that why they were brought here in the first place? I thought there were nutria farms for that very purpose.

Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 01:01 PM (oMtOd)

147 "It's a triple threat. It's public safety, it's the economy, it's the environment. If nutria get established in California, there's almost no hope of removing them."

I said the same thing about liberals from the Northeast and upper Midwest 40 years ago, and yet here we are.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 01:01 PM (MDlMP)

148
Wait! Wait! Jerry's dealt with this sort of thing before!

Spray infested areas with Paraquat!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 01:01 PM (pNxlR)

149 "Louisiana has also battled a much larger nutria invasion. But as to how the rodents ended up in California, nobody is quite sure."


Well, lets see...what happened in Louisiana a few years ago that caused a huge shift in population where the government relocated a bunch of people and what was left of their belongings to other states, like California.
Hmmmm....
Let me think.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 01:01 PM (0tfLf)

150 I would like to see property taxes increased 10 percent statewide to fight this rodent scourge. No, make it 15 percent.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 01:01 PM (r9UYA)

151 Around here, I mostly have to deal with moose in the yard, on the street, and in the school yard. We have one very naughty young bull that hangs around the house and causes any amount of havoc.

A couple of weeks ago the boy was down the street at a friend's house, and called to say he was going to be late because he couldn't walk home past the moose. So, DH got in the truck and drove three houses down to pick him up.

This is the same bull who stripped the apples off my sweet apple tree, drooled all over the deck, and then broke off branches because he couldn't get to the ones higher up.

If I didn't live in town, he would be happily residing on my freezer by now.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 01:01 PM (7UW64)

152 "Would you call this frightening? I would call this frightening," said Peter Tira with the California Department of Fish and Wildlife.
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Peter Tira-Puffer

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 01:01 PM (vg8iE)

153 I declare Mexicans an invasive species. Brown needs to Fight invasion by killing his dumbass self/

Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 01:01 PM (o2MD2)

154
I saw Invasive Species open for Three Dog Night at the Spectrum.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 01:02 PM (LOgQ4)

155

Nutriasweet

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 01:02 PM (IqV8l)

156 Once they drop a litter, they can go to pound town again in 48 hours.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 01:00 PM (2ifxQ)


Nutria can do that too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 01:02 PM (MDlMP)

157
"It's tricky to identify them. We have wildlife biologists, PhDs out there trying to understand and identify them. It's been challenging," said Tira.

Men don't need a fancy shmancy degree to tell you that chasing beaver is time consuming and expensive

Posted by: Solyndra at April 19, 2018 01:02 PM (lKyWE)

158 I imagine they taste at least as good as opossum.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April